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Willy Wanker

When charlie is full up of chocolate and now wants cum

Charlie got willy wankered after his 3 chocolate bar

fartun

a ass eating fuck face

hey you are a fartun on gang

globobo

Environmentally friendly.

Be globobo and recycle that! Hey! You littered! That wasn't very globobo.

Mehraeel

the best friend anyone can ask for. Always there when you need her, and you can count on her to always be by your side. If you have a Mehraeel in your life you are blessed!

Mehraeel is a amazing and funny friend.

Wimberley

Small as fuck town in central texas. It’s ripoff Derry, Maine. Complete with the homophobes, racists, and 20 churches. Flocking with tourists and Californians, the square is untouchable on weekends. The only saving grace is Noah Ramirez’s mom and her massive titties.

Ugh, living in Wimberley is so hard, I just got called 6 slurs. I’m gonna go look at Noah Ramirez’s mom’s boobies to cheer myself up!

golphing

A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.

I'm going to the pool to play Golph.

Fluffle stuffer

Masturbating and jizzing inside of a really fluffy sock before feeding it to your partner and making them eat it.

1: Eat this fluffle stuffer 2: Ok, but can i have some salt and pepper?

collins key

definition- a massive crackhead who is yelling in every video and with his brother is in hell. watching these videos will cause your ear drums to explode and will ask for likes and subcribers. has alot of shitty thumbnails. uses the out of date yeet, and also rakes in money like an americano he is also a capitallist and stalin is trying to find his location

collins key is a bad fucker, change my mind 9 yrs

P.O.S.

Teen instant-messaging slang for 'parent over shoulder'.

Janey> smoked much today? Julie> you kiddin? wouldn't touch the stuff Julie> pos

ivy league of terrorism

A state or an institution, like Pakistan government and Pakistani Army, which acts a host to international cross-border terrorist groups and promotes them like ivy leagues of different sports and games.

Pakistan hosts Ivy League of terrorism, U.N. told.

schlannie

Schlannie is a derogatory term for a person who supports content creator, jschlatt (twitch.tv/jschlatt).

"Hey, jschlatt just uploaded!" - person 1 "No one cares, dumbass schlannie!" - person 2

Freight Dropped

When someone consumes lean and MDMA at the same time.

Person 1: how was the party man? Person 2: it was wild, joe got fucking freight dropped.

Circus

Another word for hyphy and krunk. Acting crazy like an actual circus.

1. Man did you see Jamal he was on his circus man. 2. Man I stay circus ya dig?

Wanksta

Someone who pretends to be in the hip-hop crowd but has never killed, stole, raped or hustled crack. All the 13 year old caucasian women want to thrill-fuck a real gangsta. Get out there and sell those rocks!

Y'all wankstaz. Y'all no-rhythm havin' pee-wee herman lookin' mothafuggaz! I gone cum in yo house at night and steal yo TV and sell it for crack. i tired o' suggin dick for 5 dollaz to buy some rocks.

Porchea

Super fly! Funny, witty, and friendly.Not to be messed with on a bad day less u want to be wolverined!

Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today? Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!

blamskeez

"In your face, bitch". Like an achievement, a victory word.

Right after a bitch slap say blamskeez.

Whoreman

a whoreman is a female morman who dates guys before she is allowed to - mormans cannot date until they are 16. Also, it is a mormon who has an excess of 173 spouses. (male or female)

Jenny- Oh my gosh did you see that Tori is dating Ben?? Kelly- I thought she was a Mormon? Jenny- She is! Kelly- But she's only 14! What a whoreman!

growing up

A term female celebrities will often use as an excuse to turn into a total slut/whore/courtesan/prostitute/harlot. They usually start their careers at a young age, with a fake innocent image. When they are close to their twenties, new, unneccessarily slutty and horrendous songs and music videos will be produced. More often than not, they will be hated by the world, contrary to their beliefs that they will sell even more. What a bunch of whores. Another excuse from them would be things such as, "im just showing my true self, the innocent me is just a fake image" In other words, they are nothing but a pure bred prostitute.

1)Britney Spears: So like, what do you think of my new video. Like, is it gooood? Random man: You, my good woman, are an atrocious slut. Britney Spears: omgwtfhaxx, im just growing up! 2)Christina Aguilera: Im like, soooo going to come up with a slutty and annoying song/video, just because im growing up Random Man: Dude, what about your vocal talents(*whisper*if you even have any*whisper*) Christina Aguilera: Dude, screw that, im actually a whore. *sometime after her sales go down* Christina Aguilera: Noooo, i aint no whore, im just experimenting with my image, see, look at my new music video.

OLIG

Only Life I Got. A reason to not do something idiotic. It can be used as a response to YOLO (You Only Live Once). Because you only have one life, you don't want to ruin it forever with stupid decisions.

"Let's do acid and streak through fuckin' New York City, because YOLO " "No Thanks Bro. OLIG."

Cum toilet

A person that is used for a semen depository or disposal receptacle in one or every orifice by one or multiple partners.

She is a real cum toilet or Me Mike and Dave used that bitch for a cum toilet

Pull a rug

Cancel a date with very short notice and with a very poorly excuse

“I’ll have to pull a rug today, my dog has covid” “He pulled a rug on me again and didn’t show up to our date”

lactose belligerent

a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, oftentimes in order to alter the eating habits of those around them

"Linda is so lactose belligerent that we can't even eat ice cream around her."

Jiggy rig

to fix something that is ghetto

I will jiggy rig the broken handle on the toliet

пошёл нахуй

It's a Russian way to say "Fuck off!". Sounds like "Poshol nahui". Literally can be translated as: "Go on dick".

Somebody: "Ivan, your mom is a slut!" Ivan: "Poshol nahui!" (пошёл нахуй)

reborted

An insult used to ask someone to travel back in time and get himself killed as a baby, whether by miscarriage or abortion.

I suggest that Perapin get himself reborted.

draco

The second hottest guy in the Harry Potter series. A character with so much potential that J.K. Rowling shuffled to the side because she realized her writing abilities didn't cover characterization.

I would join the Dark Side to fuck Draco Malfoy.

gander

look

Take a gander at this! (take a look at this). Also 'have a gander'. Usu. used as a noun but I have heard it used as a verb.

bucolo

Pear shaped man who seldom opens eyes when speaking.

Look at the poor Bucolo over there.

you

The person reading this rn

Tony hey you! Keynan ¤¿¤ dafuq u vvant

lucero

hawr, hohr or, often, hoor n. a large woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, preying upon the intoxicated, which leaves the partner in embarrassment. v. to act as a lucero. Origin: New Mexico

Person 1: I can't believe how much I drank last night. Person 2: I can't believe you hooked up with that lucero last night! Person 1: I did what? Person 2: She outweighs both of us. Person 1: Hangs head in misery I should get tested.

facefuck

to stick your dick inside one's mouth and repeatedly jab it down their throat.

I want to facefuck Joe Contreras.

Crab Tom

Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.

having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm. *insert Crab Tom*

nigger

To define a black person that doesn't know where they orignally came from.

that african american black man is a real nigger, my Nigga!LOL!

deep derp

An expressiom used when you have done something deeply stupid

I am deep derp because I was adding an equation when I was suppose to be multiplying.

Yara

She’s deeply in love with Owen

Wow Yara really is in love with Owen

Richie

Richie is a fucking legend

Richie is a fucking legend

Niggalation

When a black guy is lowkey confused as fuck about a situation

FUK NIGGA IM HAVING A NIGGALATION RN

Cussy

The vaginal opening on a car or truck, the exaust or turbo dump can be used for sexual intercourse.

Isiaha willfully thrusted his cock into the cussy.

Maori

The proud, indigenous people of New Zealand who unfortunately are the victims of the idiotic reasonings of many a misinformed Pakeha. Many Pakeha unfortunately lack any comprehension of the treaty or the numerous misappropriations of the treaty by the crown after 1840 and unfortunately continue to violate the treaty to this day. Many seem to erroneously believe that Maori gave away all their land, when in actual fact tha vast majority of it was stolen, as anyone who has studied history on 1840-plus history will know, the "confiscation" of land by the crown to fund wars ironically on land owners in the King Country region. Many Pakeha (white people) are jealous of the Maori culture as they have no culture of their own, considering their ancestors were mostly illiterate and were dregs of European society in their homelands.

"I'm a dumb redneck National voter who likes to bitch and moan about them Maoris whilst ignoring the numerous injustices against the various iwi by the crown over the last 166 years because I'm a smelly jealous loser with no sense of culture and I'm jealous of those who have culture, including any indigenous peoples that live here!"

melonhead

what you call someone who says something a tad stupid

Gabbie: Is murder illegal? Becky: Obviously it is you melonhead

Argus

A drunk man/woman farts into hand and hurls it at a passerby.

Did you duck when that drunk asshole threw that argus at you?

wankhat

1. A hat one only wears for the occasion of masturbating, usually comical or unusual in nature, e.g. a jesters hat (with bells) or an oversized cowboy hat. However, any hat is acceptable to wear, as long as it is worn only for this purpose. 2. A person highly irritating in nature and low in popularity, who has deserved the indignity of being compared to an object of ill repute, in this case a wankhat.

1. Sam: "Hey New Kid, why are you wearing a spinner hubcap on your head?" New Kid: "Oh, that's my wankhat. I just finished whacking off while reading 'Pedophile Journal Weekly'. Wow I need to clean up. Where's the shower?" Sam: "That's well gross. You're a fucking freak. Don't ever talk to me again. I hope you fucking die." 2. Beau: "Matt, you are the biggest wankhat to ever befoul our fair civilization." *Everyone points and laughs* Matt: "Sob. I'm going to go write some depressing poetry and imitate a mop." *Matt runs off crying* *Everyone points and laughs* All: "Jeez, what a wankhat! Hopefully he kills himself!"

Turbo Nigger

Anyone over exhibiting racial stereotypes relating to the African American, being excessively country, excessively ignorant, displaying total lack of style, class, taste, education, and respect.

Damn he's over doing it, Look at this Turbo Nigger over here.

Tugboat

When, during anal sex, the taker tightens their arsehole around the penis of the giver and pulls forward.

The tugboat is my favourite sex position. It’s like doing kegels with your ass.

pickles n cheese

A exclamatory remark, with no real positive or negative connotations. Can be used both in support of, or againt any other statement or situation. Can also be: Pickles and cheese Pickles & cheese

Man 1: Alright, I totally aced that test! Man 2: Pickles n cheese! - or - Man 1: Dude, I got not one, but TWO speeding tickets on my trip back from Vegas this weekend. Man 2: Pickles n cheese!

sandy claws

Garfield at the beach.

Jon: Hey, ya big dusty tabby-cat! Keep your sandy claws off my beach-towel!

blargh

blargh is everything or nothing, infinity and/or negitive infinity, blargh has the power to creat maintain, destroy and re-creat in a never ending cycle other texts of blargh: b to the largh to the frizzy argh; blargh in a hat, and blargherino

blargh u and blargh the horse u rode in on!!! u blarghing piece of blargh!! im gonna blargh u so hard ull blargh thru ur ears!! (or randomly just say blargh as an act of confusion) billy whats 9+3? umm..BLARGH!

Brunswick

A small town that rests between Savannah and Jacksonville, consisting of ignorant, ill-educated blacks, wiggers, preps, jocks, a large population of rednecks, snobs, pregnant 12, 13, and 14 year olds, strippers, sluts, drug addicts, Dixeville, buisnessmen, buisnesswomen, soccer moms, and other poor defenseless people that just happen to be caught up in the mix. Brunswick has a beautiful marshside setting just off of Highway 17, some parts of Highway 341, and Interstate 95. (The best shot is coming off of City Lanier Bridge.) Located among it's fellow islands, Saint Simons and Jekyll, Brunswick is without a doubt a blood sucking scandal for the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer. Filled with a lot of teenage high school drama, which some would like to think could be compared to that of The Hills or the O.C. Brunswick, to be such a small town has one of the highest crime rates compared to that of a larger city. Consisting of a large group of townies, most people that grow up in Bruswick will either never leave, or leave only for a short time yet coming back in the long run. Fun and leisure would include high school football games, the mall, and Walmart. There is also a mild selection of restaurants to choose from; Applebees, (...also known as "Crapplebees" please don't eat there, the service sucks as well as the food... I recommend the drinks during happy hour if you're most interested) Ruby Tuesday, Outback, (Located on SSI) and just recently, Longhorn Steakhouse. *Snaps for Brunswick!!*

Girl #1: "I am so bored!!" Girl #2: "Yeah me too!!" Girl #1: "Want to go hangout at Walmart??" Girl #2: "Yeah, that sounds fun!! Hold on, let me just get in the shower and do my hair and make up. You never know, somebody may see us!!" Girl #1: "Okay, yeah you're right!!" Girl #2: "Want to pick up some alcohol while were at it??" Girl #1: "Yeah that sounds great!! We can get drunk like we did last Friday, Saturday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night!!" Girl #2: "Yeah, I know, it's like, That's all there is to do around here!! Thank God it's Thursday, the weekend is almost here!!" Girl #1: "I know right?? God, Brunswick sucks!!"

introvert

A person that needs solitude and an inner sanctum to survive. A thoughtful person that is lonely due to extroverts taking all the boys/girls that they like.

Description I am a serious introvert. The last time I was home alone for 8 hours was the happiest time I had experienced for months. The lonelyless I have lost about 3 girls so far because they all have extroverted boyfriends+/ are not interesting in introverts. I am thinking, shit! Why am I the only one not let in on the lovefest? It's cold in my mind, yet no one cares. Analysis Extroverts, give us a break. We spend most of our days putting up with your loudness and excessive flamboyance. I don't want to go out more. I need to stay in more before I lose my mind! If I could find a nice attractive girl willing to have a quiet, compassionate, loving relationship, I would be much happier.

Omelete

Omelete - This is where you thrust so enthusiastically into your female partner that you scramble all her eggs!

I hadn't seen Lisa in a month. We went at it so hard, I think we made an omelete!

WDRM

The FCC-Administered call sign for country music FM radio station 102.1 WDRM out of Huntsville, AL.

I heard Murray Missouri's new music on 102.1 WDRM!

Penis

The thing you don't have.

Look in your pants. There is most likely no penis to be found in there.

tracks

the word tracks (alt. trax) can be used synonymously with the word "plan(s)," but "tracks" sounds more sick-nasty, bro. you can also use "tracks," as confirmation of plans: "I'll see you at 7?" "Okay, tracks."

what are the tracks for tomorrow? party at 7. are you gonna go to the concert tonight? yeah, bro, you can track on it. i got tracks to major in economics but i still have time to change my major.

bejoty

The act of molestation by Steve Urkel. Not Jaleel White, but Steve Urkel. If the molesting is by another person but uses a quote from Steve Urkel as in "Did I do that?" that is a form of bejoty also.

After Sara committed bejoty to the child, all he ever felt like doing in his life were to drive and live on golf carts.

Vishwajeet

Usually people get sick of him. He is storyteller or inventor . Anyone can fool him . He is the king of fool.

People abuse each with name Vishwajeet

muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer. While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

wanka

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.

get off my car, you little wanka

Nexted

1. the act of being removed from a video chat with a random stranger on chat roulette. 2. the act of selecting next while on chat roulette

Oh man, no way! She just nexted you dude! What a jerk.

uncomfartable

The feeling you get when you eat too much chili

Man, that feeling in my stomach is making me feel uncomfartable

hu.t40

the funniest genshin, aot, black butler, and bandori tiktoker there is‼️

random: who’s hu.t40? my sexy mutuals: the best person ever! you should follow them! you will pee because of the laughter!!!!! random: thx! i’ll def check them out!

Quizzil

a total fucking faggot who should be hung until dead. bassically a homosexual. a great word to use around someone who is sensitive to the words "gay" "fag" "homo"

wow look at that quizzil over there. stop being such a quizzil

zuppagargonizer

an amazing word that confuses audiences and makes for a great cussing substitute around teachers.

Zuppagargonizer!! that test was hard!!

scene

1. The whitest kids on earth with an inexplicable and poorly informed fixation on hood culture for the sake of irony. Sometimes found living in depressed urban areas, but have yet to acquire the balls to meet their neighbors. Can be seen listening to Wu-Tang Clan in their hybrid cars with the windows rolled up and the doors locked. 2. Gentrification wearing barettes.

1. The scene kids like talking about putting spinners on their Prius. 2. Gold teeth are so scene.

Dharven

Dharven is someone Mankind, Great Lover, Optimistic

Talent analysis of Dharven by expression number 9 “You are the humanitarian. You are attracted to a cause or a movement whose purpose is to make a better world. You are extremely idealistic, sometimes to the point of being naive about people or methods. You have great compassion and seek to create a more humane society. You are drawn to those who suffer physically or are at the hand of injustice. You are the righter of wrongs. Your deepest intention is to transform the world. ”

pseudo-coder

Pseudo-coder is an person who does not know how to write code. they just copy and paste and guess how a application need to work.

Paul cant code at all he's a Pseudo-coder

DASA

An acronym for Desperate Attention Seeking Asian. Enough said.

Wow, is she really dressing like that? She's such a DASA.

Woat

Worst Of All Time. Opposite of Goat meaning Greatest Of All Time

Dude, that party last night was so woat, the kegs were tapped after an hour

Lady holding broom

What the actuall fuck. Why on gods fucking earth would you look up something as stupid as this. Your either retarded or sexist. But whatever who am i to fucking judge.

Lady holding broom? Why?

Smooth brain

In recent studies on the media dominating instant messaging platforms like Instagram, I have came to the conclusion that the media can have a negative effect on youth. The media is feeding these youth groups information that results in degrading of the brain. I dub this effect the “smooth brain” effect.

That teenage girl was poisoned by the media and she now suffers from a smooth brain.

squiggly

Cold hard cash, the paper variety.

I dropped some serious squiggly last night.

asian beauty

That advertisement you get whenever you look up something on the urbandictionary, with a "pretty" asian woman posing.

*You are on your computer and your friends come over and click it and they're like "DUDE LOOKING AT asian beauty PORN???!!!

grand piece online

Grand Piece Online (GPO) is a goofy game for gay niggas in roblox. The creator Phoeyu is money hungry and wants niggas to buy 100 dollar gamepasses for niggas to get a fruit in the game. The game claims to be a One Piece game but hardly has anything related to One Piece in the current updates. The community is full of 5 year old gay niggas who jack off to Phoeyu in order to get a Tori. Items like Candy Cane and Prestige Fruit bag are heavily dick sucked which results in niggas trading them for 30 years worth of rent, Belle Delphines nudes, and a cum jar with the population of New York City

Gay Niggas named Moru Mishoda:Lets play Grand Piece Online

hotness in a bag

n. A phrase used to describe the EXTREME hotness of a guy or girl. Can be used by itself in certain circumstances, commonly as a nickname or codename used to refer to the person in question.

Girl--OMG my new chem partner is sooo cute!!! Friend--I agree: total hotness in a bag.

Shereen

Shereen is a Urdu Word Means Sweet , Sweetest , Beautiful , Beauty with Brain , Crazy But Loveable , Moody But Kind Hearted , Magical Eyes

You are Sweety Means You're Shereen

Mariah

awesome person amazing best friend. so kind and generous she is so loyal. so funny!!!

she is so kind she is a Mariah

whisker soup

When you are with two girls and you cum in one girls vagina and the other girl slurps it out like soup

Last night Sally drank me and Heathers whisker soup

War Pig

Thinking you’re better than others because of what you wear, how you act, what you say, or what you own

Joe is a war pig because he’s bragging about his new car.

sham-a-lam

(int.) A general exclamatory term, used in many situations: 1) frustration, as a substitute for "darn" or "rats!" 2) confusion, as a substitute for "huh?" or "what?" 3) ecstacy, as in "OH GOD!"

"SHAM-A-LAM, egg salad tonight?!?!"

urban assault vehicle

A motorcycle fitted out with tall suspension, knobby tires, handguards, and loud muffler; designed for maneuverability and lanesplitting, it can find parking anywhere.

That DR650 makes a nice urban assault vehicle.

Breaker style

The most fucking epic fighting style

*2 guys doing breakdance* Majima: Mmmh.... *Fights with 3 dudes using Breaker Style*

Liliana

An amazing brown haired girl with brown eyes. Loves babies and small animals. Gets scared easily and people annoying her a lot!

Omg is that liliana she is so pretty!

Reyana

Oooh Reyana is the hotter sexiest girl you’d ever meet. She will make you laugh allllll the time and even her laugh is so sexy. She’s really hot and you want to be on her good side. She’s good to have as a friend cause she’ll hunt someone down if they hurt you. She usually has dark brown luscious hair with light brown or blonde highlights and a nice tan. She has the sexiest butt and boobs and she loves playing sports and has a really good voice. She’s amazing and if you know a Reyana you want to get her in your life quick!

Guy: I’m dating Reyana Bestfriend: HOWD YOU PULL THAT?!?!

Coffin Dance

A satanic ritual in which the corpse is properly mourned by carrying it around while dancing. It is customary to play Astronomia while doing this to please the spirits. It is usually performed after a traumatic event, if not death.

Person 1: Dude I died and lost all my stuff in Minecraft yesterday. Person 2: Damn did you do the coffin dance afterwards?

Mexican Eggroll

When you take a tortilla, lather salsa on it, then beat your dick with it like it owes you money.

Extremely eager for some action, Bobby performed a Mexican Eggroll at the dinner table because he hadn't had sex with his girlfriend in months.

kumtwatwaffle

A person who likes sexually explicit, idiotic humour made out of citrus fruit.

At least you are more useful than a kumtwatwaffle.

Jerm

A common nickname typically for guys with the names Jeremy, Jermey, Jeremiah, Jeramie, etc.

Guy: "Hey have you talked to Jerm recently?" Girl: "Oh Jeremy? He's already at the party!"

Mason

Man who is in a strong relationship with Ryan.

I heard Mason was talking to ryan again.

The Ting Go Skrraaa

Where da ting goes skrraaa pap pap kak kak kak skib bi skip pap pap and a pup pup krrrut boom skiaat dut dut kut kut dun dun pum pum

"Ya'll heard of the new meme The Ting Go skrraaa?"

Waynoceros

A fat Wayne.

Wow, look at Waynoceros chow down on those doughnuts!

wysiayg

a typo of wysiwyg

computer geek: well I meant to say that the HTML composer was wysiwyg but accidentally typed wysiayg normal person: "WTF? LOLOLOLZ!"

Katisha

Katisha is a female principal role in Gilbert & Sullivan's popular operetta THE MIKADO and is sung by a contralto. A comic role, this miserable character is hated, pitied, and finally beloved.

Katisha is an elderly lady in the court of the Emperor of Japan (the Mikado himself). The back-story is that some years before the action of the opera, Katisha had fallen in love with the youthful Nanki-Poo, the son of the Mikado. He had the misfortune to capivate her. She misconstrued his customary affability into expressions of affection and claimed him in marriage. You see, flirting is a capital offense under his father's law, and she nailed him on that technicality. Nanki-Poo subsequently fled the court to escape marriage with Katisha and assumed the disguise of a traveling musician. In Titipu he fell in love with the beautiful Yum-Yum but left her when he discovered she was engaged to Ko-Ko (her guardian and cheap tailor). Later Nanki-Poo learns that Ko-Ko has been condemned to death for flirting and hurries back to Titipu to claim Yum-Yum. He now learns that Ko-Ko has been promoted to Lord High Executioner, thus preventing his own sentence of death from being carried out. In fact, Ko-Ko is to marry Yum-Yum that afternoon! Through some clever conniving, love triumphs and Yum-Yum and Nanki-Poo are betrothed. The village celebration is interrupted by the relentless Katisha who rains blight on their festivities and claims Nanki-Poo as her own. What follows is the most delicious and hilarious romp through topsy-turveydom that Gilbert ever conceived. To read the opera, google for Mikado Libretto. As a character, Katisha is probably the most interesting of all the G&S contralto roles, certainly one of the most demanding both vocally and artistically. The challenge in the role is to allow the audience to hate this miserable character who comes between two young lovers but later let the audience discover the soft underbelly of this beast and gain its empathy. And finally Katisha must bring the audience a full 180 degrees so they may rejoice with her as she gains happiness for herself. Katisha doesn't appear in the operetta until the middle of the Act One Finale -- but a great entrance she makes! In the middle of her pleadings for Nanki-Poo she sings a beautiful succinct aria, "The hour of gladness is dead and gone." In Act Two Katisha gets some great action when she returns to Titipu with the Mikado himself. She gets to sing a couple of duets and a quintet, and her gut-wrenching aria "Alone and yet alive," probably the best contralto solo in all the G&S canon.

bestemmia

A blasphemy, a sentence which heavily insults God, the Virgin Mary, Jesus or whatever divinity you can think about. In spite of what peole may think, a "bestemmia" is almost never meant to be really offensive against God, it's just an interjection. The motherland of "bestemmie" is the Italian region of Veneto, located in the north-east of the peninsula. In Veneto is common hearing "bestemmie" also in every sentence said, especially from old people or farmers. A "bestemmia" could sometimes be badly read from strict Christian people, so it's not advisable to pronunciate a "bestemmia" in front of random people

Porco dio, sto posto ze pien de singani! "Goddamnit, i have never seen so many gypsies is a single place!" Dove dio can go messo i ociài? "Where the fuck did i put my glasses?" Puttana la madonna varda chea figa che culo che a ga! "For God's sake, look at that pretty girl and his gorgeous ass!" Dio cancaro ghea moìto de bestemàre? "Can you please stop inserting a bestemmia in every sentence?"

spotlesslion

A lion

“Hey, man have your seen the spotlesslion.” “You mean the fucking lion?”

Stafford Connecticut

A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die.

Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut." Guy Two: "Yeah." Guy One: "Kill yourself."

blargle

unintelligible guff , a word to say, what you are saying is is rubbish , over extended , or extraneouos. irrelevant.

the doctor with a cure, said "Blargle " to the hundreds of deaf lepers looking intently at him.

atheist

Something that a lot of people claim to be. However they don't seem to exist on a battlefield or in a hospital emergency room.

Dave was always claimed to be an atheist and how he did not believe in God until he nearly died in a violent mugging. When he was praying to God to spare his life.

Forever 11

A cute little store w/ exspensive looking clothes, but they're cheap. Many sluts within store.

Err, I just went to Forever 11, and the place was infested w/ hoes.

joey hole

asshole reffering to anal sex

If she dont quit bitching, I'll hit her in the joey hole.

Alpha Male

Another word for being a cool kid. instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.

90's Guy1: I eat my chickens raw: Guy2: That's so cool bro! 21Century: Guy1: I eat my chickens raw. Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

When a human is #bored they just do this see what comes up and end up typing a new definition oof

Hey mum I’m bored *types in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm* son you have problems...