daspartho/urban_dictionary · Datasets at Hugging Face

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microwife	Referring to the microwave as your wife. As she's the one cooking your meals.	I'll be home late tonight, I guess it'll be dinner with the microwife again.
defugly	deformed fucking ugly	"Nooo amara he is defugly" "That girl is defugly"
BP	an event where male friends gather together and worship the female form . . . a.k.a. BACHELOR PARTY	We'd better have that BP for Tom before he gets hitched.
kirvana	some one named after the band nirvana, whose parents obviously where obsessed with	kirvana, thats a funny name
Badbante	When to say Badbante you are saying Shut up.	"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" (someone is talking crap). "Badbante!" (that shuts them up).
snoutje	A Snout or a joint	"Would you care for a snout old boy?" "I charge £10 for an 1/8 of Snout"
Tinder Buddy	A sexual partner meet by swiping right on the Tinder app. Similar to a "Fuck Buddy" this relationship is primarily physical with limited emotional attachment.	Person 1: "Turn Down for What?!? After bar at my house, you coming?" Person 2: "Nah brah, I just hit up my Tinder Buddy. Off to go get some"
emily	the name emily mans a really annoying girl	emily always talks
pharah main	Someone so bad at Overwatch that they are forced to stay in the air in order to survive.	Person 1:Oh look a Pharah main Person 2: SHOOT IT DOWN
duelist abuser	When you are a malakas as a human being	what are you playing ? duellist typical duelist abuser
World of Warcraft	World of Warcraft is a place in the bedroom where two partners get together and play dungeons and dragons and later have raging sex with each other all night with lots of swords and dragons and other things ;)	Last night me and my wife did the World of Warcraft!!!!
rangers	The only club ever to not be awarded their trophy on the pitch because the violent fans over-ran the stadium in the last 5 minutes and assaulted the opposition players.	The only club never allowed to defend their title because of their fans.
Liesel	the name of my best friend. She is an awsome person. Very funny! She is always there for me! We laugh together, we draw in eachother books. She is such an awsome person! I am lucky that i met her and got to be her bestie. I don't ever wanna lose her!	that person is my best friend ----- that person is my Liesel
aisling	aisling is hot and sexy, smart and all that!	every guy in the world fancies aisling e.g graeme!
Aurelius	The most beautiful and charming boy in the whole right world. He's loved since 2 years by a girl who wants to marry her dream boy one day❤	Aurelius is a name.
labib	a very naughty boy who have a massive cock,all girl are into him because of his face but be careful he can make you fall into him	omg i heard you have a sex with labib Geez...how do you know the whole school have know about this what the fuck!!!!!.....
ladislava saru	also known as GLS. sickest high school in Bratislava, Slovakia. includes the study of wide range of foreign languages (e.g: italian, english, french and german) but it depends on for how long you study there (8 years- french/german, 5 years-italian, 4 years- german). students there stick together, stand up for eachother and the best thing about it is that you can feel the amazing vibe while you’re passing through the hallways	person 1: where do you go to school? person 2: ladislava saru person 1: daaamn, you’re one lucky mf
Shummed	The act of sharting and cumming at the same time while intercourse activities.	I shummed so hard last night my wife got shit faced and pregnant at the same time.
Chatfield	Slang term for a male who can only communicate to others whilst drunk on the telephone.	"who called you last night?" "..oh. just some chatfield"
Unassisted triple play	Using both hands and at least one of your feet during masturbation	I was done using both hands so I decided to go for the unassisted triple play to end the night
slammer	Internet virus that caused chaos in supposedly secure systems in early 2003.	The quantity of network traffic generated by the slammer worm was an order of magnitude greater than anything we had seen before.
Bologna Butt	A female who's cooch smells so bad the restroom stinks like a bologna hoagie with extra onions after she uses it. Possibly caused by lack of pubic landscaping.	Co-Worker #1: "Bologna Butt must have been in the ladies room again cuz it smells like a Hoagie in there." Co-Worker #2: "I know she needs to trim that bush."
Spanish Inquisition	No one expects it.	Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
lobsterstory	A type of fanfiction written for the TV show Friends centering around true love.	My lobsterstory is about how much Ross and Rachel love each other. Ross is Rachel's lobster.
Meena Ballerina	A person who classifies themselves as a ballerina solely because the word rhymes with the name, "Meena."	"...I don't think that Meena Ballerina chick is a ballerina at all, dude."
cocknut	A derogatory/expletive noin, coined by !phil. Produced as the composite of cock and nut both parts of the male genitalie, it is used to describe EITHER a complete douchebag OR an extremely manly man. It is the context in which it is used that the meaning is deduced from.	!phil is now known as cocknut
sweating the bed	the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.	"man, i totally sweat the bed last night" "that's gross. your always sweating the bed" "what? i changed the sheets"
Ninety-Eight (98)	Slang term for a grav (short for gravity bong). Derived from the force of gravity, 9.8 m/s^2.	Guy: hey dude are you going out tonight? Bro: idk man I just ripped a fat ninety-eight (98)
Java	The official name of rapper Luis Jump, known for his collaborations with Ahmad Peace.	John: You know Luis Jump? Paul: No?? John: Oh, you might know him better by Java, that rapper
Anood	Anood is a beautiful ,strong willed girl , thats pateint and meticulous , she is shy at times, but confident when she wants to be . she is kind and warm hearted and helps when she can. she is detailed and systematic but doesnt like when things overwhelm her because that will give her mood swings. There is usually no one like her she is rare and one of a kind.	This is Anood she is known for being kind heartded and strong willed
freedom	The founding principle of the United States of America. There are all kinds of freedoms that many are ungrateful for; perhaps the real freedom that is mentioned so much is FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY. And if you stop and think about it, that's saying a LOT.	"America is unique in that it has no history of dictators, and it never will. Ignore what those liberals tell you. We have it very lucky here in America. America does have its ups & downs, and it is not perfect, but keep in mind about how lucky you have it here. If you hate it so much, then fuck off and move to France, where you, an American, will be treated like shit just because of your nationality." -me
restroy	to rebuild, to stroy again, to build again	What should we restroy?
Clembarrassing	The word is derived from the combination of Clemson and embarrassing. Defined as an act performed by a Clemson team or fan of Clemson causing colossal embarrassment for Clemson.	In early June 2013, Clemson launched an investigation to catch the individual who vandalized Howard's Rock. Countless Clemson fans lashed out on Facebook and other social mediums, assuming the vandal was a fan of a rival school (SCAR or UGA). The vandal was caught and he (Micah Rogers) was reported to be a CLEMSON fan...clembarrassing. Clemson lost the 2012 Orange Bowl by giving up an all-time record 70 points to West Virginia University. The final score, 70 - 33, represents the largest margin of victory in a BCS bowl game. West Virginia is the lowest ranked team to ever win a BCS bowl game. Prior to the game, Clemson's Head Coach, Dabo Swinney, said, "Hopefully when this thing is over, people are going to be talking about the Clemson defense." In addition to the record-setting losing score, 70–33, Clemson conceding an all-time record number of points scored in a quarter (35), half (49) and game (70) in the 109-year history of bowl games. Truly a clembarrassing performance by the team, along with a comments by Swinney, proved to be a clembarrassment!
All Net	Sweet-talking a girl into coming home with you after a night of partying or clubbing without the girl having to think about it, hence just like basketball where the ball gets "all net".	Friend One: Bro! I took this nasty broad home the other night! Friend Two: Hard wheel? Friend One: No man, she was sodtf she was All Net
ight	it means ok , got it or fine	man 1: you good man 2: yea im ight
internetlessness	A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided. God speed and God save us all Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin	Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~
Dreamrage	An irrational anger towards a friend or collegue upon having a bad dream about them the previous night. The resentment lasts at least a day.	Tori: "I'm just mad, because in my dream last night you totally betrayed me" Luke: "Look, it's almost 2pm, you need to get a handle on your dreamrage."
H3C^OH	the chemical make-up of alcohol (in a more "leetish" form)	h3c^oh make dem bitches clothes fall off!
Entitled	CHARLEE CASE	This girl thinks/believes I'm am entitled to the world.but she needs to look in the mirror
je pommetje laten horlepiepen	Slang for receiving oral sex, referring to the children's series "Pommetje Horlepiep"	Ik ga eens lekker mijn pommetje laten horlepiepen!
stonebinge	Verb Stone· binge \| \ ˈstōn-ˌbinj , (ˌ)stōn-ˈbinj\ Getting very high - usually on marijuana, but other drugs may apply - before binge-watching a TV series Noun The act of stonebinging	Verb: Will you stonebinge Stranger Things with me? You'll appreciate the quality of the acting so much more. Noun: Steven invited me to his stonebinge on Friday night. We're going to get blasted on Sour Diesel before we watch Bojack Horseman.
nihilist	One who sees no point to living, and denies all known morals, ethics, rules and laws. Hates society, wants nothing. Has usually only one impulse, to destroy.	"Fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for, don't belong,don't exist, don't give a shit, don't ever judge me!" -Slipknot
Spageth	A memey way to say spaghetti.	Somebody touched my spageth!
Paris Hilton	The wealthy heiress of the Hilton Hotel fortune.	The existence of Paris Hilton is the clearest argument against the hypothesis of intelligent design.
go get him	When you read the stage directions of your teleprompter. Originated from Joe Biden's SOTU 2022 address.	May God protect our troops. Thank you! Go get him!
the hill	Slang term used by YWP (young white professionals) for Capitol Hill in Washington DC. A place filled with corruption, bullsh*t and interns more eager than a groupie at a 50 cent concert.	Hey, I just banged this hot chick, she works over on the hill.
Desz	A woman who everyone should look up to because of her intellect and dignity. Sometimes trash talked by jealous wanna-be cum dumpsters, but most of that talk is false. She has very high self esteem but should not be thought of as conceited or vain, she just knows that she is of great value. And anyone who thinks differently is wrong.	Girl: Desz is so cool! You should ask her out! Guy: No she'll just turn me down, she's way outta my league.
Fuck Magic	A cleansing of one's soul via sexual interactions, consensual or otherwise, by an appointed priest or priestess of the practice. First used by sxephil in his Youtube video "Fishzilla is REAL!"	"Nicole Morales" was a priestess of fuck magic who actually turned about to be a creepy, homeless, sex offender.
#18skrng	Usually used by Greek people by the name of Ari. This hashtag is put in the caption of Instagram pictures on the internet. The hashtag #shhh usually follows.	“Basketball never stops #18skrng #shhh
wolf pussied	To get picked on, or made fun of.	Man, Garza just wolf pussied that guy for being ignorant.
Lucas Andreou	Usually Hang with family because his friends hate him, biggest dog of 2019 Jerks off to his family friends #sweetHomeAlabama Fuck everyone called Lucas Andreou #Snitch Niggas	Damn that kids a Lucas Andreou wannabe
Nochu	Nate from American Hustle Life gave Jungkook that nickname when they were rapping about something and Kookie said Nochu instead of not you.	V: "Hey Nochu, do the windmill" Jungkook: "Nochu? Hha ok"
Lebron James	To dump your girlfriend that youve been with for years by taking a dump on her chest and leaving her for a younger hotter girl in miami.	Guy 1:Yo did you here Ben shit on Karens chest and left her for that Stacy chick from Miami? Guy 2:Yeah he really gave her the ole' Lebron James
Lathanor	A night elf druid on the Zul'jin US realm. A devious forum troll on the Zul'jin realm forum.	"So yesterday I happened to be walking through Shattrath and I saw Lathanor!"
FH	FH stands for fucking handy	Darren brought us in mcdonalds for breakfast, thats FH !!
bobbing for heads	To give oral pleasure to a random man.	I was bobbing for heads at the club
one two, one two	When u land a trick on your skateboard u yell this excitedly.	yea nigga one two,one two yo!
Chipapi	Chipapi is a word when with you're with the boi's and the socks are still on. Similar to when guys call a girl "sexy", but with the boi's so it's good.	After we're done playing minecraft, do you want to hop into facetime with me, Chipapi?
Metaphorical Testicles	A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.	Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'. Girl 2: '...'
Skovrlj	awesomest last name in the world that no one can pronounce	"whats your last name?" "Skovrlj" "wwwhattttttttt?"
gummie bear	Tall, dark and handsome and amazing in the sack...	"Hell yeah check him out, wouldn't mind gettin' me a chew on that gummie bear!"
Crotch Lover	lover of the crotch. sexual term	Yogz loves the crotch... he is a crotch lover.
Fleaf	A flea that looks like a leaf.	ahhhhh! Theres a fleaf on me!!!
chocolate chip muffin	Jesus in your mouth	Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?" Thomas: "Yeah...no homo" chocolate chip muffin*
Mois	Mois would tend to act like Mr. Pity-Me. He would talk as if he is almost yelling at you in a tone of a crying adult.	"Dude stop sooking, you're beginning to sound like a Mois"
Flank O' A Frank	The most pleasing portion of the nude male figure.	Young Woman No. 1: I just saw this super hot guy get out of the shower. Young Woman No. 2: Oh my god. Young Woman No. 1: Yeah. And guess what? I totally saw his ... Young Woman No. 2: ... Flank O' A Frank? Young Woman No. 1: Yeah.
gaybait	A very good looking and/or very well hung straight guy, used by his friends, to lure a gay guy into a con, set-up or petty crime, often in gay bars in Latin America, but also in Internet chat rooms.	"Hey dude, aren't you going home with that Latin stud that bought you a drink." "No, that trash is gaybait. The minute we get to his car, his buddies will show up and rip-off my cash."
Nic	The biggest retard you will ever meet. He's tall and really good at Minecraft PVP. He's an annoying fuck. He acts gay socially but really is straight and likes pussy all day. He goes on an urban dictionary just to get hard to the definitions. Overall this fuck head of a human is not only amazing at gaming but still autistic. THE END	Nic just got an epic bed wars to win clutch!!!!
Carfuck	A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.	Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!
emo kid	A person that supposedly wears huge glasses and baggy pants, but in reality don't. They are in touch with their emotions, and when they are with friends, are usually very happy and laughing. They are not stupid pussies that cut their wrists and write angsty poems. They are sick of seeing rich white suburban kids that have a nice home in New Haven acting like they come from the ghettos of LA. All emo haters are either wiggers (like describes in the last sentence) or trend-obsessed MTV losers. Oh, and here is something for all the immature kids that posted that anti-emo people definitions: Shut up. The music you listen is mostly about pimps, bitches, and riding on 24's, while the music emo kids listen to actually mean something.	Wigger: yo u suk u emo kid go slit ur wrists emo kid: No. wigger: y ur emo emo kid: Because I don't cry myself to sleep and I don't make stereotypes true.
TAILGATE	To folllow closely behind an individual authorized with a security scan pass to enter an area or building so as to gain unauthorized entrance	Paul knew the only way he would get into the dorm was to tailgate.
Lina	A Lina is a dumb hoe who lies to everyone and u cannot trust her.	U cant trust Lina
Mandy tangles	When a female has taken ecstasy in a pill or powder form for several hours/days and is monging out and unaware that she is tangling/matting her hair.	Oh no! Katie has been on it for 3 days and has major mandy tangles!!!
iamf	pronounced: ee-amf Insane Ass Mother Fucker; crazy; spontaneous and hyper	Buzz is an iamf. or plural Those hogan girls are iamf's!
Sunny D	Like the drink, suck it all up and feel the cool, sweet taste going down your throat. Girls call it the "First Blowjob".	Kate: So what did you do this weekend? Miley: I gave Chris a Sunny D. He loved it and so did I!
Bongor	The great and terrible bongbeast. The one who levels whole cities and ignites such deadly blazes as cannot be equaled. Origins can be traced to the name of Bangor, Maine; that said, it has it's own meaning as a word. Bongor is fated to terrorize the stoners of the world until the glorious return of his Dank and Mighty Majesty the High King Chillimor Ap Gravhitte in the year 420 AB, on March twentieth, shortly after the clock strikes 4:20 am.	Oh shit, here comes Bongor. Hide the sticky of a icky real quickly.
BenBen	BenBen is the name of a recrational drug that allows you to make horrible decisions guilt free. Side affects may include day long headaches and significant shame hangover.	Yo, I wanna to have a BenBen night, fuck 'em all!
geenel	a girl, typically skinny to the max, dresses to look "cute", and takes many pictures with a close group of friends. A catch phrases used by a geenel are stupid, coward, senile, retard(ed), and bitch. A geenel is a clutz and is afraid to like boys.	ex. Joe:hey i saw this girl in the hallway, she dropped her lock and tripped. Matt:oh yeah i saw that. Joe:haha yeah, she is such a geenel!
Adaj	A collective of logical beings. Frequently endeavour to correct false information and rectify illogical behaviour.	Adaj logic incoming. We are Adaj.
Briana	Briana is a girl who is very pretty. Briana love to play soccer and she loves to eat cookies. Briana hates when people call her by her last name. Briana loves rain. Briana falls in love way to fast and way to easy. You are very lucky if you know someone named Briana.	Briana loves to play soccer in the rain.
Carleton girl	An extremely unattractive woman who, for some unknown reason, thinks she is attractive and while intoxicated attempts to hook up with men far out of her league.	Dude did you see that Carleton girl rub her boobs on ben last night?
Chuub	A Pro noob, Usually a person who has totalled many hours within the game, but still complains about not having equips,money, or basically bitches at the game.	Kevin:Man Nevin, you're such a Chuub Nevin: Shut up whore.
give it	To perform or do(a), often used with the, a slang expression used to say what you did.	Give the tv a slap, that should fix it. What did you do last night? I gave some tv the watch. Lets give it some icecream. Those mobsters are on our tail, we better give it the run away.
tripping walrus	when you take 2 hits of ballin acid, and your hearing seeing and feeling are all the same. all 56 possible walruses are swimming in your head.	"dude, i dont know what the fuck is going on, im sucking walrus cock" "Yup, you're tripping walrus."
Manlack	A man who lacks the majority of masculine traits which has been replaced by feminine traits. A man who has been raised by a woman or women and has inherited their annoying womanly traits. A man who is really into Barry Manilow, theater, hand puppets and the republican party yet enjoys having a great man conversation in the men's room in front of the mirror.	Patrick sits on the couch like a 7 year old girl with a princess complex. People walking by hear a voice screaming in there heads say 'OMG!! What is wrong with him!! Doesn't that hurt? He has a severe case of manlack!' When Roland gets mad he puts his hands on his hips and scowls like his mother. Manlack. Jose bitches and complains more than several women experiencing menopause in a small room that has broken air conditioning on a hot summer day or like a bunch of middle aged mamma boys with a chronic case of manlack.
youkai heavy metal	Music played by Onmyouza, heavy metal with "demon" themes	Do you like youkai heavy metal? Listen to Onmyouza, they do play it. It's very good and you'll love it ^.^
girth vader	A very obese fan at a Star Wars convention wearing a Darth Vader helmet with voice changer.	Look at the fat ass over there in the Darth Helmet. That must be Darth's larger brother, 'girth vader'
Facecocking	The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.	An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall: "Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes." "Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."
5yev	a cool dude who totally isn't me uhh idk what else since it's myself	BRO 5YEV MY MAN GO AHEAD AND FUCK ME :flushed :yum:
alpha-bed	Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities	"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"
Hunkus Munkus	Small stuffed-toy animal. Allegedly a monkey, though more closely resembles a very hairy baby. Has been known to disappear once owner reaches a certain age/maturity level.	Girl: 'Mum, where is Hunkus Munkus?' Mother: 'He went to live on a farm.' Girl: 'Waaaahh.'
lhamo	A fairy or an angel. Someone who is charming, especially, A woman.	Yeshi....., she is a Lhamo.
Emily	A fucking butch who will stab you in the back if you trust her. All she cares about is her appearance and will get mad at people for nothing. If you are mad at her she will always find a way to make it your fault. If you tell her a secret she will tell everyone she sees she is evil. In all if you ever meet an Emily you should kill yourself, and if your name is Emily FUCK YOU!	ew. did you see that bitch emily down the street.
Nar	Nar is a prefix, suffix, and a stand alone word that can be added to other words to make them seem less boring and more extreme. It is a liquid word.	Narmazing- amazing x nar = twice as amazing as normal Nargly- twice as ugly as normal Negative Nar- no Nar!- happy Nar!- unhappy Nar- so-so
Off da Hizzle	Formerly pronoounced as, "Awf The Hizzle My Nizzle." now "Off da hizzle muh nizzle." Was invented in the early 90's when a rapping street gang called MASON was being tracked by the FBI. They had recently been accused of a drug smuggle, and killing a former FBI agents mother. Their phones where taped as were their asses, the FBI had them on a liesh. So when they spoke, they used such "izzle" language incase the FBI was listening, and one day when they were at the court in trial for the drug smuggling, they were found NOT GUILTY, one man jumped up and said, FO SHIZZLE MUH NIZZLE< DIS IS OFF DA HIZZLE! WE WAS FIZZOUND NOT GUILTIZZLE< WHEN WE WAZZLE!". Not knowing that a former gang member was at that trial standing as jury, he heard and understood what that young man had said and called for a retrial, they are now serving 50 to life...and will hopefully be out in the 2030's.	"DIS BE's OFF DA HIZZLE NIZZLE! FO RIZZLE, my azzle isnt guiltizzle as of the momizzle, but not for lizzle..." "This is off the hook nigger. For real. My ass isnt guilty as of this moment, but not for long." -back in the 1700's- "Thou art magnificent brotherly figure, of course. For thine isnt accused of such horror as of this moment, but thou will be guilty in later times.."
4chan	4chan is gay as hell	I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan
patriarchy	A confusing system in which men have power (good job, lots of money, strength, good education) and expect women to be submissive (have no job/make little money, weak, be kinda smart but not too smart).	Josh: "All girls want from a man is money." Matt: "That's how patriarchy works! I mean you wouldn't want to be with a girl who was smarter, stronger, or made more many than you! Right?!"
missing stair	Missing stair is an analogy for a person within a social group who many people know is untrustworthy or otherwise has to be "managed", but who they work around by trying to quietly warn others rather than deal with openly. A term coined by blogger Cliff Pervocracy.	Yeah, everyone knows about that person isn't safe to be around, they're a real missing stair.
homophobic person	An ignorant person who wants to restrict people's rights, thinks a stranger's marriage is their business, and sometimes says they'll be tortured for eternity and deserve it, then gets mad when people call it hate speech. Someone who complains that their rights are being taken away when they're not allowed to take away the rights of others.	That Fox News host is a homophobic person.
penis penalty	The difference between the price charged by a male contractor to an attractive single woman and the price charged to a woman with a partner or a to man.	Female - Last year Stewart only charged me 50 dollars to clean the chimney. Now that you're here the price has doubled. Male - Damnit, the penis penalty strikes again.

microwife

Referring to the microwave as your wife. As she's the one cooking your meals.

I'll be home late tonight, I guess it'll be dinner with the microwife again.

defugly

deformed fucking ugly

"Nooo amara he is defugly" "That girl is defugly"

BP

an event where male friends gather together and worship the female form . . . a.k.a. BACHELOR PARTY

We'd better have that BP for Tom before he gets hitched.

kirvana

some one named after the band nirvana, whose parents obviously where obsessed with

kirvana, thats a funny name

Badbante

When to say Badbante you are saying Shut up.

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" (someone is talking crap). "Badbante!" (that shuts them up).

snoutje

A Snout or a joint

"Would you care for a snout old boy?" "I charge £10 for an 1/8 of Snout"

Tinder Buddy

A sexual partner meet by swiping right on the Tinder app. Similar to a "Fuck Buddy" this relationship is primarily physical with limited emotional attachment.

Person 1: "Turn Down for What?!? After bar at my house, you coming?" Person 2: "Nah brah, I just hit up my Tinder Buddy. Off to go get some"

emily

the name emily mans a really annoying girl

emily always talks

pharah main

Someone so bad at Overwatch that they are forced to stay in the air in order to survive.

Person 1:Oh look a Pharah main Person 2: SHOOT IT DOWN

duelist abuser

When you are a malakas as a human being

what are you playing ? duellist typical duelist abuser

World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft is a place in the bedroom where two partners get together and play dungeons and dragons and later have raging sex with each other all night with lots of swords and dragons and other things ;)

Last night me and my wife did the World of Warcraft!!!!

rangers

The only club ever to not be awarded their trophy on the pitch because the violent fans over-ran the stadium in the last 5 minutes and assaulted the opposition players.

The only club never allowed to defend their title because of their fans.

Liesel

the name of my best friend. She is an awsome person. Very funny! She is always there for me! We laugh together, we draw in eachother books. She is such an awsome person! I am lucky that i met her and got to be her bestie. I don't ever wanna lose her!

that person is my best friend ----- that person is my Liesel

aisling

aisling is hot and sexy, smart and all that!

every guy in the world fancies aisling e.g graeme!

Aurelius

The most beautiful and charming boy in the whole right world. He's loved since 2 years by a girl who wants to marry her dream boy one day❤

Aurelius is a name.

labib

a very naughty boy who have a massive cock,all girl are into him because of his face but be careful he can make you fall into him

omg i heard you have a sex with labib Geez...how do you know the whole school have know about this what the fuck!!!!!.....

ladislava saru

also known as GLS. sickest high school in Bratislava, Slovakia. includes the study of wide range of foreign languages (e.g: italian, english, french and german) but it depends on for how long you study there (8 years- french/german, 5 years-italian, 4 years- german). students there stick together, stand up for eachother and the best thing about it is that you can feel the amazing vibe while you’re passing through the hallways

person 1: where do you go to school? person 2: ladislava saru person 1: daaamn, you’re one lucky mf

Shummed

The act of sharting and cumming at the same time while intercourse activities.

I shummed so hard last night my wife got shit faced and pregnant at the same time.

Chatfield

Slang term for a male who can only communicate to others whilst drunk on the telephone.

"who called you last night?" "..oh. just some chatfield"

Unassisted triple play

Using both hands and at least one of your feet during masturbation

I was done using both hands so I decided to go for the unassisted triple play to end the night

slammer

Internet virus that caused chaos in supposedly secure systems in early 2003.

The quantity of network traffic generated by the slammer worm was an order of magnitude greater than anything we had seen before.

Bologna Butt

A female who's cooch smells so bad the restroom stinks like a bologna hoagie with extra onions after she uses it. Possibly caused by lack of pubic landscaping.

Co-Worker #1: "Bologna Butt must have been in the ladies room again cuz it smells like a Hoagie in there." Co-Worker #2: "I know she needs to trim that bush."

Spanish Inquisition

No one expects it.

Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

lobsterstory

A type of fanfiction written for the TV show Friends centering around true love.

My lobsterstory is about how much Ross and Rachel love each other. Ross is Rachel's lobster.

Meena Ballerina

A person who classifies themselves as a ballerina solely because the word rhymes with the name, "Meena."

"...I don't think that Meena Ballerina chick is a ballerina at all, dude."

cocknut

A derogatory/expletive noin, coined by !phil. Produced as the composite of cock and nut both parts of the male genitalie, it is used to describe EITHER a complete douchebag OR an extremely manly man. It is the context in which it is used that the meaning is deduced from.

!phil is now known as cocknut

sweating the bed

the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.

"man, i totally sweat the bed last night" "that's gross. your always sweating the bed" "what? i changed the sheets"

Ninety-Eight (98)

Slang term for a grav (short for gravity bong). Derived from the force of gravity, 9.8 m/s^2.

Guy: hey dude are you going out tonight? Bro: idk man I just ripped a fat ninety-eight (98)

Java

The official name of rapper Luis Jump, known for his collaborations with Ahmad Peace.

John: You know Luis Jump? Paul: No?? John: Oh, you might know him better by Java, that rapper

Anood

Anood is a beautiful ,strong willed girl , thats pateint and meticulous , she is shy at times, but confident when she wants to be . she is kind and warm hearted and helps when she can. she is detailed and systematic but doesnt like when things overwhelm her because that will give her mood swings. There is usually no one like her she is rare and one of a kind.

This is Anood she is known for being kind heartded and strong willed

freedom

The founding principle of the United States of America. There are all kinds of freedoms that many are ungrateful for; perhaps the real freedom that is mentioned so much is FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY. And if you stop and think about it, that's saying a LOT.

"America is unique in that it has no history of dictators, and it never will. Ignore what those liberals tell you. We have it very lucky here in America. America does have its ups & downs, and it is not perfect, but keep in mind about how lucky you have it here. If you hate it so much, then fuck off and move to France, where you, an American, will be treated like shit just because of your nationality." -me

restroy

to rebuild, to stroy again, to build again

What should we restroy?

Clembarrassing

The word is derived from the combination of Clemson and embarrassing. Defined as an act performed by a Clemson team or fan of Clemson causing colossal embarrassment for Clemson.

In early June 2013, Clemson launched an investigation to catch the individual who vandalized Howard's Rock. Countless Clemson fans lashed out on Facebook and other social mediums, assuming the vandal was a fan of a rival school (SCAR or UGA). The vandal was caught and he (Micah Rogers) was reported to be a CLEMSON fan...clembarrassing. Clemson lost the 2012 Orange Bowl by giving up an all-time record 70 points to West Virginia University. The final score, 70 - 33, represents the largest margin of victory in a BCS bowl game. West Virginia is the lowest ranked team to ever win a BCS bowl game. Prior to the game, Clemson's Head Coach, Dabo Swinney, said, "Hopefully when this thing is over, people are going to be talking about the Clemson defense." In addition to the record-setting losing score, 70–33, Clemson conceding an all-time record number of points scored in a quarter (35), half (49) and game (70) in the 109-year history of bowl games. Truly a clembarrassing performance by the team, along with a comments by Swinney, proved to be a clembarrassment!

All Net

Sweet-talking a girl into coming home with you after a night of partying or clubbing without the girl having to think about it, hence just like basketball where the ball gets "all net".

Friend One: Bro! I took this nasty broad home the other night! Friend Two: Hard wheel? Friend One: No man, she was sodtf she was All Net

ight

it means ok , got it or fine

man 1: you good man 2: yea im ight

internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided. God speed and God save us all *Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*

Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~

Dreamrage

An irrational anger towards a friend or collegue upon having a bad dream about them the previous night. The resentment lasts at least a day.

Tori: "I'm just mad, because in my dream last night you totally betrayed me" Luke: "Look, it's almost 2pm, you need to get a handle on your dreamrage."

H3C^OH

the chemical make-up of alcohol (in a more "leetish" form)

h3c^oh make dem bitches clothes fall off!

Entitled

CHARLEE CASE

This girl thinks/believes I'm am entitled to the world.but she needs to look in the mirror

je pommetje laten horlepiepen

Slang for receiving oral sex, referring to the children's series "Pommetje Horlepiep"

Ik ga eens lekker mijn pommetje laten horlepiepen!

stonebinge

Verb Stone· binge | \ ˈstōn-ˌbinj , (ˌ)stōn-ˈbinj\ Getting very high - usually on marijuana, but other drugs may apply - before binge-watching a TV series Noun The act of stonebinging

Verb: Will you stonebinge Stranger Things with me? You'll appreciate the quality of the acting so much more. Noun: Steven invited me to his stonebinge on Friday night. We're going to get blasted on Sour Diesel before we watch Bojack Horseman.

nihilist

One who sees no point to living, and denies all known morals, ethics, rules and laws. Hates society, wants nothing. Has usually only one impulse, to destroy.

"Fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for, don't belong,don't exist, don't give a shit, don't ever judge me!" -Slipknot

Spageth

A memey way to say spaghetti.

Somebody touched my spageth!

Paris Hilton

The wealthy heiress of the Hilton Hotel fortune.

The existence of Paris Hilton is the clearest argument against the hypothesis of intelligent design.

go get him

When you read the stage directions of your teleprompter. Originated from Joe Biden's SOTU 2022 address.

May God protect our troops. Thank you! Go get him!

the hill

Slang term used by YWP (young white professionals) for Capitol Hill in Washington DC. A place filled with corruption, bullsh*t and interns more eager than a groupie at a 50 cent concert.

Hey, I just banged this hot chick, she works over on the hill.

Desz

A woman who everyone should look up to because of her intellect and dignity. Sometimes trash talked by jealous wanna-be cum dumpsters, but most of that talk is false. She has very high self esteem but should not be thought of as conceited or vain, she just knows that she is of great value. And anyone who thinks differently is wrong.

Girl: Desz is so cool! You should ask her out! Guy: No she'll just turn me down, she's way outta my league.

Fuck Magic

A cleansing of one's soul via sexual interactions, consensual or otherwise, by an appointed priest or priestess of the practice. First used by sxephil in his Youtube video "Fishzilla is REAL!"

"Nicole Morales" was a priestess of fuck magic who actually turned about to be a creepy, homeless, sex offender.

#18skrng

Usually used by Greek people by the name of Ari. This hashtag is put in the caption of Instagram pictures on the internet. The hashtag #shhh usually follows.

“Basketball never stops #18skrng #shhh

wolf pussied

To get picked on, or made fun of.

Man, Garza just wolf pussied that guy for being ignorant.

Lucas Andreou

Usually Hang with family because his friends hate him, biggest dog of 2019 Jerks off to his family friends #sweetHomeAlabama Fuck everyone called Lucas Andreou #Snitch Niggas

Damn that kids a Lucas Andreou wannabe

Nochu

Nate from American Hustle Life gave Jungkook that nickname when they were rapping about something and Kookie said Nochu instead of not you.

V: "Hey Nochu, do the windmill" Jungkook: "Nochu? Hha ok"

Lebron James

To dump your girlfriend that youve been with for years by taking a dump on her chest and leaving her for a younger hotter girl in miami.

Guy 1:Yo did you here Ben shit on Karens chest and left her for that Stacy chick from Miami? Guy 2:Yeah he really gave her the ole' Lebron James

Lathanor

A night elf druid on the Zul'jin US realm. A devious forum troll on the Zul'jin realm forum.

"So yesterday I happened to be walking through Shattrath and I saw Lathanor!"

FH

FH stands for fucking handy

Darren brought us in mcdonalds for breakfast, thats FH !!

bobbing for heads

To give oral pleasure to a random man.

I was bobbing for heads at the club

one two, one two

When u land a trick on your skateboard u yell this excitedly.

yea nigga one two,one two yo!

Chipapi

Chipapi is a word when with you're with the boi's and the socks are still on. Similar to when guys call a girl "sexy", but with the boi's so it's good.

After we're done playing minecraft, do you want to hop into facetime with me, Chipapi?

Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.

Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'. Girl 2: '...'

Skovrlj

awesomest last name in the world that no one can pronounce

"whats your last name?" "Skovrlj" "wwwhattttttttt?"

gummie bear

Tall, dark and handsome and amazing in the sack...

"Hell yeah check him out, wouldn't mind gettin' me a chew on that gummie bear!"

Crotch Lover

lover of the crotch. sexual term

Yogz loves the crotch... he is a crotch lover.

Fleaf

A flea that looks like a leaf.

ahhhhh! Theres a fleaf on me!!!

chocolate chip muffin

Jesus in your mouth

Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?" Thomas: "Yeah...no homo" chocolate chip muffin*

Mois

Mois would tend to act like Mr. Pity-Me. He would talk as if he is almost yelling at you in a tone of a crying adult.

"Dude stop sooking, you're beginning to sound like a Mois"

Flank O' A Frank

The most pleasing portion of the nude male figure.

Young Woman No. 1: I just saw this super hot guy get out of the shower. Young Woman No. 2: Oh my god. Young Woman No. 1: Yeah. And guess what? I totally saw his ... Young Woman No. 2: ... Flank O' A Frank? Young Woman No. 1: Yeah.

gaybait

A very good looking and/or very well hung straight guy, used by his friends, to lure a gay guy into a con, set-up or petty crime, often in gay bars in Latin America, but also in Internet chat rooms.

"Hey dude, aren't you going home with that Latin stud that bought you a drink." "No, that trash is gaybait. The minute we get to his car, his buddies will show up and rip-off my cash."

Nic

The biggest retard you will ever meet. He's tall and really good at Minecraft PVP. He's an annoying fuck. He acts gay socially but really is straight and likes pussy all day. He goes on an urban dictionary just to get hard to the definitions. Overall this fuck head of a human is not only amazing at gaming but still autistic. THE END

Nic just got an epic bed wars to win clutch!!!!

Carfuck

A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.

Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!

emo kid

A person that supposedly wears huge glasses and baggy pants, but in reality don't. They are in touch with their emotions, and when they are with friends, are usually very happy and laughing. They are not stupid pussies that cut their wrists and write angsty poems. They are sick of seeing rich white suburban kids that have a nice home in New Haven acting like they come from the ghettos of LA. All emo haters are either wiggers (like describes in the last sentence) or trend-obsessed MTV losers. Oh, and here is something for all the immature kids that posted that anti-emo people definitions: Shut up. The music you listen is mostly about pimps, bitches, and riding on 24's, while the music emo kids listen to actually mean something.

Wigger: yo u suk u emo kid go slit ur wrists emo kid: No. wigger: y ur emo emo kid: Because I don't cry myself to sleep and I don't make stereotypes true.

TAILGATE

To folllow closely behind an individual authorized with a security scan pass to enter an area or building so as to gain unauthorized entrance

Paul knew the only way he would get into the dorm was to tailgate.

Lina

A Lina is a dumb hoe who lies to everyone and u cannot trust her.

U cant trust Lina

Mandy tangles

When a female has taken ecstasy in a pill or powder form for several hours/days and is monging out and unaware that she is tangling/matting her hair.

Oh no! Katie has been on it for 3 days and has major mandy tangles!!!

iamf

pronounced: ee-amf Insane Ass Mother Fucker; crazy; spontaneous and hyper

Buzz is an iamf. or plural Those hogan girls are iamf's!

Sunny D

Like the drink, suck it all up and feel the cool, sweet taste going down your throat. Girls call it the "First Blowjob".

Kate: So what did you do this weekend? Miley: I gave Chris a Sunny D. He loved it and so did I!

Bongor

The great and terrible bongbeast. The one who levels whole cities and ignites such deadly blazes as cannot be equaled. Origins can be traced to the name of Bangor, Maine; that said, it has it's own meaning as a word. Bongor is fated to terrorize the stoners of the world until the glorious return of his Dank and Mighty Majesty the High King Chillimor Ap Gravhitte in the year 420 AB, on March twentieth, shortly after the clock strikes 4:20 am.

Oh shit, here comes Bongor. Hide the sticky of a icky real quickly.

BenBen

BenBen is the name of a recrational drug that allows you to make horrible decisions guilt free. Side affects may include day long headaches and significant shame hangover.

Yo, I wanna to have a BenBen night, fuck 'em all!

geenel

a girl, typically skinny to the max, dresses to look "cute", and takes many pictures with a close group of friends. A catch phrases used by a geenel are stupid, coward, senile, retard(ed), and bitch. A geenel is a clutz and is afraid to like boys.

ex. Joe:hey i saw this girl in the hallway, she dropped her lock and tripped. Matt:oh yeah i saw that. Joe:haha yeah, she is such a geenel!

Adaj

A collective of logical beings. Frequently endeavour to correct false information and rectify illogical behaviour.

Adaj logic incoming. We are Adaj.

Briana

Briana is a girl who is very pretty. Briana love to play soccer and she loves to eat cookies. Briana hates when people call her by her last name. Briana loves rain. Briana falls in love way to fast and way to easy. You are very lucky if you know someone named Briana.

Briana loves to play soccer in the rain.

Carleton girl

An extremely unattractive woman who, for some unknown reason, thinks she is attractive and while intoxicated attempts to hook up with men far out of her league.

Dude did you see that Carleton girl rub her boobs on ben last night?

Chuub

A Pro noob, Usually a person who has totalled many hours within the game, but still complains about not having equips,money, or basically bitches at the game.

Kevin:Man Nevin, you're such a Chuub Nevin: Shut up whore.

give it

To perform or do(a), often used with the, a slang expression used to say what you did.

Give the tv a slap, that should fix it. What did you do last night? I gave some tv the watch. Lets give it some icecream. Those mobsters are on our tail, we better give it the run away.

tripping walrus

when you take 2 hits of ballin acid, and your hearing seeing and feeling are all the same. all 56 possible walruses are swimming in your head.

"dude, i dont know what the fuck is going on, im sucking walrus cock" "Yup, you're tripping walrus."

Manlack

A man who lacks the majority of masculine traits which has been replaced by feminine traits. A man who has been raised by a woman or women and has inherited their annoying womanly traits. A man who is really into Barry Manilow, theater, hand puppets and the republican party yet enjoys having a great man conversation in the men's room in front of the mirror.

Patrick sits on the couch like a 7 year old girl with a princess complex. People walking by hear a voice screaming in there heads say 'OMG!! What is wrong with him!! Doesn't that hurt? He has a severe case of manlack!' When Roland gets mad he puts his hands on his hips and scowls like his mother. Manlack. Jose bitches and complains more than several women experiencing menopause in a small room that has broken air conditioning on a hot summer day or like a bunch of middle aged mamma boys with a chronic case of manlack.

youkai heavy metal

Music played by Onmyouza, heavy metal with "demon" themes

Do you like youkai heavy metal? Listen to Onmyouza, they do play it. It's very good and you'll love it ^.^

girth vader

A very obese fan at a Star Wars convention wearing a Darth Vader helmet with voice changer.

Look at the fat ass over there in the Darth Helmet. That must be Darth's larger brother, 'girth vader'

Facecocking

The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.

An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall: "Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes." "Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."

5yev

a cool dude who totally isn't me uhh idk what else since it's myself

BRO 5YEV MY MAN GO AHEAD AND FUCK ME :flushed :yum:

alpha-bed

Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities

"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"

Hunkus Munkus

Small stuffed-toy animal. Allegedly a monkey, though more closely resembles a very hairy baby. Has been known to disappear once owner reaches a certain age/maturity level.

Girl: 'Mum, where is Hunkus Munkus?' Mother: 'He went to live on a farm.' Girl: 'Waaaahh.'

lhamo

A fairy or an angel. Someone who is charming, especially, A woman.

Yeshi....., she is a Lhamo.

Emily

A fucking butch who will stab you in the back if you trust her. All she cares about is her appearance and will get mad at people for nothing. If you are mad at her she will always find a way to make it your fault. If you tell her a secret she will tell everyone she sees she is evil. In all if you ever meet an Emily you should kill yourself, and if your name is Emily FUCK YOU!

ew. did you see that bitch emily down the street.

Nar

Nar is a prefix, suffix, and a stand alone word that can be added to other words to make them seem less boring and more extreme. It is a liquid word.

Narmazing- amazing x nar = twice as amazing as normal Nargly- twice as ugly as normal Negative Nar- no Nar!- happy Nar!- unhappy Nar- so-so

Off da Hizzle

Formerly pronoounced as, "Awf The Hizzle My Nizzle." now "Off da hizzle muh nizzle." Was invented in the early 90's when a rapping street gang called MASON was being tracked by the FBI. They had recently been accused of a drug smuggle, and killing a former FBI agents mother. Their phones where taped as were their asses, the FBI had them on a liesh. So when they spoke, they used such "izzle" language incase the FBI was listening, and one day when they were at the court in trial for the drug smuggling, they were found NOT GUILTY, one man jumped up and said, FO SHIZZLE MUH NIZZLE< DIS IS OFF DA HIZZLE! WE WAS FIZZOUND NOT GUILTIZZLE< WHEN WE WAZZLE!". Not knowing that a former gang member was at that trial standing as jury, he heard and understood what that young man had said and called for a retrial, they are now serving 50 to life...and will hopefully be out in the 2030's.

"DIS BE's OFF DA HIZZLE NIZZLE! FO RIZZLE, my azzle isnt guiltizzle as of the momizzle, but not for lizzle..." "This is off the hook nigger. For real. My ass isnt guilty as of this moment, but not for long." -back in the 1700's- "Thou art magnificent brotherly figure, of course. For thine isnt accused of such horror as of this moment, but thou will be guilty in later times.."

4chan

4chan is gay as hell

I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan I hate 4chan

patriarchy

A confusing system in which men have power (good job, lots of money, strength, good education) and expect women to be submissive (have no job/make little money, weak, be kinda smart but not too smart).

Josh: "All girls want from a man is money." Matt: "That's how patriarchy works! I mean you wouldn't want to be with a girl who was smarter, stronger, or made more many than you! Right?!"

missing stair

Missing stair is an analogy for a person within a social group who many people know is untrustworthy or otherwise has to be "managed", but who they work around by trying to quietly warn others rather than deal with openly. A term coined by blogger Cliff Pervocracy.

Yeah, everyone knows about that person isn't safe to be around, they're a real missing stair.

homophobic person

An ignorant person who wants to restrict people's rights, thinks a stranger's marriage is their business, and sometimes says they'll be tortured for eternity and deserve it, then gets mad when people call it hate speech. Someone who complains that their rights are being taken away when they're not allowed to take away the rights of others.

That Fox News host is a homophobic person.

penis penalty

The difference between the price charged by a male contractor to an attractive single woman and the price charged to a woman with a partner or a to man.

Female - Last year Stewart only charged me 50 dollars to clean the chimney. Now that you're here the price has doubled. Male - Damnit, the penis penalty strikes again.