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kidney poker | a very long penis, so long that pokes ones kidneys during an intercourse | oh my i couldnt hardly stand it, hes a kidney poker! |
godzildo | The world biggest dildo or at least very big. Usually at least 25 inches. | I got camel toe from using my godzildo. |
194 | v. 1 : to ruin the structure, organic existence, or condition of <194ed the files>; also : to ruin as if by tearing to shreds <her reputation was 194ed>
2 a : to put out of existence : KILL b : NEUTRALIZE <bourbon 194s her heinous looks> c : ANNIHILATE, VANQUISH <the hurricane left both the convalescent home and pet store 194ed> | After you bury the body, allways 194 the evidence. |
Caitlyn | Caitlyn's are sometimes nice and caring but, also know for being a bitch. Some Caitlyn's are so fake and can't even see it for themselves. They will fall in love for the same guy over and over again and even if they are dating someone else they will still have feelings for the person but, most likely don't like them back. They are known for being beautiful and express it. Some Caitlyn's feel so confident with their body image they show it off to everyone. Caitlyn's seem to always be happy at school or at work but, on the inside theres always something that's making her sad or day miserable but, they won't show it. Some people can easily be best friends with a Caitlyn and stay as a best friend for years and years but, some people get left behind because Caitlyn's want to be at the top of popularity. Caitlyn's can make your day sad or happy depends on what mood she's in and if your in the good or bad books with her. | "Hey you look so sad what's wrong?"
"My best friend Caitlyn, just cut me off" |
Banged Up | Australian slang for a female who has been impregnated. | "Didn't you hear mate? Stevo Banged Up Allison. I tell ya, when Johnno finds out shit's going to hit the fan!" |
Mum Mum | Very prude old woman with an ugly living room. Bam and Jess Margera's grandma(Phil and Don Vito's mom). | "I bet you 'test drove' a lot of 'cars.'"-Mum Mum, Viva la Bam |
linkitis | Linkitis is a horrible internet-based deasease.
This desease often is caused by tiny Linkittens which infest one's post and causes them to miss or ignore the post directly above them.
Malinkitis is often a variation of the desease that causes the poster to miss 2 or more posts.
The best ways to avoid Linkitis is to apply a Linkondom (also known as an Edit Button) or to abstain from posting in large groups where Linkittens are often prone to strike. | You posting so close to me gave me Linkitis. |
mccleery | To eat human feces | Last night after watching Planet of the Apes, i had the urge to mccleery |
pig fishing | Driving super slow and swerving back and forth in your own lane, while completely sober, usually passing around a hand-rolled cigarette as well, in an attempt to see how many times you can get pulled in a certain time frame. | "We went pig fishing last night and only got 3 cops to pull us." |
snozlerob | it is when you suck the snot out of the nose then you spit it on the guys penis and give them oral | i was sick and couldnt breath so she sucked the snot out of my nose and gave me a snozlerob it was dank.
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McIntyre Meat Sub | A sub filled with various meats such as horse penis, cow breasts, and chicken flubber. The sub is served hot or cold. It originated in Denmark but Americans refer to the sub as the Matty Meat McIntyre. | Stranger- I'm hunry!
Me - Get a Matty Meat McIntyre it's delicious!
Stranger- You mean a McIntyre Meat Sub? That's nasty.
Me- Yea true my guy |
St Andrews | A town on the East coast of Scotland. Predominatly known for being the home of golf, in recent years the town has aquired an air of snobbishness. Housing-prices have risen to be 100's of % over the national average.
St Andrews is also home to St Leonards, the exclusive Scottish public-school | St Andrews is a nice but expensive town. |
jky | Literally meaning "just kill yourself". Used in cases of extreme frustration of people you would really like to never see again.
| Loser on AIM spamming you: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
You: JKY you douche |
boof | a boof similar to a “queef” is when one excrete semen or more commonly known as spunk out of the rectum creating not only a sound that can only be described as a boof but also the leaking of liquids. | “help”
“charlotte Boofed all over the bud”
“wtf kick her of” |
Pad Slapping | The act of where a Female removes her bloody pad, and proceeds to slap another individual with the bloody pad. Therefore, Pad slapping. | Woah, Did you hear about Anna Pad Slapping Thomas? |
Pinti | n. someone displaying symptoms of neurosis without any known explanation or medical diagnosis; characterized by the perceived need for constant emotional support. | "Don’t be such a fucking Pinti"; "My girlfriend's hot but she's a bit of a Pinti and she's really starting to do my head in". |
ahniya | Hot girl with a low self esteem. She is always loyal to her friends but doesn't show it often. She used to get angry easily but with practice she is one of the most chillest people. Always have you an Ahniya!!! | Damn Ahniya is so amazing! |
Sayre | See firecrotch | Sayre = firecrotch |
plzkthxbai | A quick way of saying please, okay, thanks and bye in the same word. | Send me that song plzkthxbai? |
orofinoians | Orofinoans are sad shitty Narcissistic people that failed at they’re own life so they place the blame on the non socials. They manipulate these said individuals after placing secret deep state green on them and cower them to purgatory. Orofinoians also love to play victim in they’re shitty games so they can all unit against the people they talked shit about cause they no nothing but h8. No matter how far an Orofinoians goes, they will spread false hate for the goal because They’re are all just shitty people that absolutely will never make it anywhere unless millions just magically fall into they’re Laps. Orofinoians also take pride in being rapists, being non responsible for anything, secrets, failures, “work hard for a filler type”, and egotisticaldouble dickers. They will never change and avoid one at upmost cause. They think they’re gods reject and will make any suffer who will never want to be apart of they’re cult. They enjoy response like every hater would so just say 🖕🏻 | Hey u know that secret we all hide: fake victim #1: yeh Fake victim 3: ayyy hahah we should get that done.: housewatcher#1000: fursure let me go poo push and get the area code hoe.government: take out housewatcher1000. Man it’s great to be an Orofinoians |
dope nap | Drug or alcohol shut down of the body in order to revitalize the body from self induced comatose | "I'm bout to dope nap" |
FFL | Freshly Fucked Look:
It's that look a woman has in the morning right after she was fucked at home and then freshly arrives at work. | Your comment when first encountering her at the office, and with a smirk: "Why Trixie, you certainly have that FFL this morning! |
westbrooking | being bad at everything | Bill is always westbrooking when it comes to writing. |
Culo Seco | Literal Spanish for "Dry Ass"
Noun - Someone who is uptight, has an attitude. Similar to saying in English that someone has a stick in their ass. | "Mira esta culo seco" - Look at that asshole
"Tiene culo seco" - He has a stick up his ass.
"Que pasa, culo seco?" - Whats up, douchebag? |
Corwin | Corwin is confident, loyal, funny, and a big flirt. He will go out of his way to make you feel better if you're upset. If you meet a Corwin, be sure to get to know them because he will make you feel accepted and good about yourself. When a Corwin finds a new hobby or sport, he will put his heart and soul into it, and not give up. Corwin may come off as weird at first, but he is definitely a great guy and an amazing friend. | "That guys super chill, whats his name?"
"Oh thats corwin" |
mcdonald trump | Seriously? Nobody has made this pun yet? Well, Donald Trump is a (un)wise man, and McDonalds is unwise to eat. Both are corrupting the American climate. | If McDonald Trump is actually elected president, the population of Canada will double in under 24 hours. |
keyboard jizz | the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain
most commonly a combination of letters from the "home base" keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa | Arianna: I can't go tonight, I'm grounded.
Sarah: but dude it's Halloween.
Arianna: 'but dude' it's my mom..
Sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
Arianna: cute keyboard jizz |
karthika | karthika is a great person. kind,friend to all,and good looking. beautiful person in every sense. | girl: have you see karthika?
guy:yeah shes awesome! |
מייי אתה בכלל? | קריאת תיגר אפית אשר משמידה כל יריב אשר יעז לקום מולך
לרוב לאחר קריאה זו הקורא יפתח בנאום מפורט אשר ישלח את היריב לבכות בבית | "מייי אתה בכלל? שתרים את הקול שלך עלייייי יא ילד מפגר מייייי??? שאני לא יבוא לחוף שאתה גר בו עם אופניים יא בן זונה" |
shout | The words you say in shoutbox is called shout. | Please don't send me private message. It would be faster if you'll just shout it. |
Rahmane | Thinks he gets the ladies but he doesn't | Girl:Rahmane thinks he's hot
Girl2:he's not |
Macbook | A computer made for petty girls and gay guys. | Girl: OMG Like OMG I like totality got a new Macbook.
Gay gay: OMG I got my new mac book, now ima go to Starbucks and get a frappe chino
me: Slaps face "im just gonna stick with my asus..." |
Portable-Niche | Someone who believes the freedom to say anything regardless of the racist or homophobic meanings.
Someone who will choose the more offensive words even thou other more suitable words exits. | You don't have to use the word Fag or nigger, stop being a Portable-Niche |
vajowls | A vagina in which the labia, through extended stretch and use, have become floppy, elastic, or rubber-like, similar to the cheeks of a neopolitan mastiff. | Greg: So did you get with that girl?
Jack: I was going to, but when she took her pants off she was sporting massive vajowls. Kind of a turn off.
Greg: So...did you get with that girl?
Jack: ...Yes. |
those were the days | something old people say when reminiscing. | "way back in my time, we could get a loaf of bread, 3 cows, and a newspaper, all for a nickle... ah.. those were the days" |
wombatness | In the being of wombat. To have lots of the power of the wombat. | The is a mighty sword of wombatness. |
Fortnite porn | Fortnite porn is the creative work of many artists, animators, and fuckin' virgins. This involves the characters from the popular game "Fortnite" engaging in sexual acts to earn the Victory Royale | Hell yeah cheif! My boyfriend isn't home so I get to nut to Fortnite porn! |
Wealthy | Something I don’t have. | I’m not wealthy |
Frat | A derogatory name for a Fraternity. Often used by Gel-headed, Abercrombie wearing, spray-tanned douchebags. Often used in the north, or anywhere outside of the South East (Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas), though they may just be too stupid to understand that it is derogatory.
"Frats" usually consist of the previously mentioned Abercrombie, gel-head, spray tan doucherockets. They tend to give real fraternities a bad name. | I'm not in a frat. It's called a fraternity, fucking "Jersey Bro"....go take some fucking steroids, Guido. |
karen | 40-50 yrs old, 98% chance theyre blonde, has like 2 kids, shops at marshalls, complains about stupid things, trumpie, anti masker, lowkey looks like thatveganteacher's daughter 😣 | karens these days smh |
shuriken | Post Hardcore/Emo/Punk band from Scunthorpe, UK. They are ace. | Person1: You heard the new shuriken EP?
Person2: Yeah, evacuate/disintegrate rocked. |
breats | Another word for breasts, as used by Jim Caddick (a.k.a Caddicarus). | And what happens when straight men see whopping, galloping breats like that? They get a Woody. - Caddicarus |
Goog | The best website on the world wide web - www.goog.com | (in the computer lab at school)
teacher: What is that on the screen?
student 1: I uh...accidentally typed in goog instead of google.
student 2: lolololololol
student 1: shit theyre gonna call my parents.... |
Jarted | the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy | Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?! |
Mawilliams | The term originates from a historically significant man: William Rufus, who was king of england from 1056-1100 who was noted as cruel, selfish, self-indulgent and unjust. He died a mysterious death; leaving speculation that karma strikes those who are selfish.
The term 'Mawilliams' then came about, to describe someone who doesn't share with others, while generally being known as someone who always 'takes'.
Classically this is associated with the sharing of food, however the term can also be used to describe someone who doesn't share money, drugs or transport. | I can't believe you won't give me some crisps, your such a mawilliams! |
Sean | A sean is someone with an encyclopedic knowledge on Naruto. | "that Sean, sure knows a whole lot about naruto. What a guy!" |
louis | Isn’t that smart or tall, has very small testicles and isn’t very good at talking to girls so he chooses to like guys. He has had sex with over 1000 men including Lennox | Louis is gay |
fxckharls | the best marvel acc out there | oh look it’s fxckharls edit wow |
Granny Raccoon | The best insult known to man. | Bro 1: hey, can you watch my dog this weekend
Bro 2: no you motherfucker
Bro 1: well, you're just a granny raccoon
Bro 2: you did not... |
Nebula | A Nebula is a giant cloud of gas and dust that is formed from the explosion of a star, in which the gas and dust are thrown out, which forms a Nebula. Stars can also be formed inside a Nebula. | The closest Nebula to Earth is the Helix Nebula, which is about 695 light years away. |
Shog | Shea Heights original gangsters. respect. | is that person from Shea Heights?" " Yeah, there a straight up SHOG. You best respect |
Touch | Meaning awesome, hot, the best. Originating in the suburbs of Western Sydney, circa 2001. | Nathan says Tom’s phone voice is touch; it starts all formal and strong, then goes smouldery and alluring. |
burnzie | Hot sex god, ruler of woman everywhere -sometimes looks like fonzie | "My god did you see that guy he is such a burnzie" |
Pukatania | It means greedy little bitch it also a word used to get all ur anger out when your vexed . BY Junior Bernard | Shut the hell up u pukatania. |
Trump | A person who has no values or moral compass. | Don't be a Trump
You're being such a Trump |
Young Frankenstein | A classic Mel Brooks film of 1974 shot in black and white; a horror genre spoof that tells the story of the great grandson Frederick Frankenstein and his rejection of the family business. Filled with many iconic characters and gags including the horse whinny following the mention of character name Frau Blucher, the brain of "Abby Normal", the candle/bookcase sequence, the body parts of enormouse proportions, Igor's hump, and the knockers. A 2007 Broadway musical version kept all the great jokes and threw in 20 songs, Starbucks, balls, legs, tits, deep love, erections, and a gay bar. | In the Broadway version of YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, TV star Megan Mullally (Karen of "Will & Grace") stood on the luggage and belted the word "tits" multiple times. |
modge podge | eric gall. : | i saw modge podge last weekend at the mall.
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crommunism | The way of that 'crom' fans support the club 'Adelaide crom'. Crommunists believe their 'supported club' is the best in the AFL. They persist to believe that they are the best in the SANFL as well even though they have no history, est '2014'
go crom | Aidan: Oh look crom is better than Port
Jak: I'm sorry, go support crommunism somewhere else |
John | Fagot | He's such a john |
vizzially | a fizzy person | that guy is so vizzially |
text screen | 1. the act of purposely ignoring ones text message (possibly because of hatred or annoyance) | Guy 1: "Damn broseff, that bitch is texting me again!"
Guy 2: "text screen that hoe then" |
outkast | Andre & Big Boi members of Outkast
There ATLiens
there shit is crazy, their style is different from everyone else | A; mayne whats ur fav joint from dem outkast?
B; mayne dat atliens, elevators,Ms jackson, B.O.B.,
whole world , shit mayne too many |
blob | me | im blob |
Ronald | Usually is very depressed, Has a wierd type of taste in girls is mostly into fat ones. Talks to him self in 3rd person. Takes jokes to the heart and then makes a suicidal comment about it. | "Hey Ronald nice shoes, thank you ferny" guys maybe I should go kill my self |
Hockey Ninja | A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution. | Fan 1: "How did Darcy Tucker not get called for boarding?!"
Fan 2: "Because he is a hockey ninja." |
Emotion mask | When people act like the're really happy but are actually really sad. | Sarah's putting on an emotion mask to pretend she is happy. |
ham doodler | noun.
One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis. | Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!" |
Talkin' greasy | Could also mean talkin' smack. Introduced by 50 Cent meaning you are just talking bad about anything or anyone, knowing they either hear you or will find out what you said and possibly retaliate. | used in a sentence: "I heard that bitch was talkin' greasy about me at the club last night, but I bet she won't put her hands on me!" |
Y2K20 | 20 years later, COVID-19 is the virus that is going to kill us all, inciting mass panic and hysteria. | Ricky: I heard Bob has the "Y2K20"! We're all going to die.
Sarah: let's go buy some toilet paper! |
Broomrape | A parasitic plant that feeds off other plants to produce flowers | "This next one is called Broomrape"
"I'm serious"
"Broomrape, broomrape, Wikipedia? Broomrape"
"Naked broomrape" |
sadie enword | me | i’m sadie enword |
Cubicle Zirconia | Cu.bic.le zir.co.ni.a (noun)
1. a cubical that is actually thought to be an office
2. a cubicle that is considered to exist above and apart from the rest of the known office | • Mike: Someone should tell that jackass that his cubical is not an office
• Ed: It won’t do any good. He is in his own little cubicle Zirconia |
Buttigieg | Boot a judge. | It sure would be nice if we could Buttigieg like Creepy Kavanaugh off the Supreme Court. |
viliana | Viliana is short and very smart. She is kind and the sweetest person ever. She laughs at almost everything and everybody wants to be her friend. | Dang that girl is such a Viliana |
Dwai | An acronym for the phrase, "Don't Worry About It." Used when an annoying ass person tries to get into a conversation or when you just wanna keep something on the DL. When used on aim it is just spelled dwai but when used in person it is pronounced "D-Way". | You: Dude did you hear about megan making out with chelsea at the party last night?
Kyle: Yeah man i saw it, those two girls are sooo slutty
Noob: HEY GUYS!!!11 what girls are u talking about??!!??
You: Dwai bitch...
Noob: ahhh c'mon guys im cool ill keep it locked up in the grilly
Kyle: noob...stop trying to do it....dwai |
banana points | a stiffy game in which one person trys to earn points by being cool also points can be earned by getting laid, doin something dumb but funny,
| dude i should get banana points i did a kickflip aw sorry johnny that deserves derrick points |
sin pillows | Massive mounds of mammary meat, chest flesh, boobs, breasts | Wow, I would love to lay my head on those sin pillows! |
isabel | She is a very caring, beautiful woman with many great talents. She tries to pretend like she is bad at everything but truly she is not. She wrecks me on cod and has a very attractive personality. Would love to see where life takes this beautiful soul | “Isabel: I suck at singing”
“Nig you dumb” |
Allegiant Air | Low cost airline based out of Las Vegas, NV. With their history of frequent emergency landings and aborted takeoffs, they will make sure that your destination will either not be the one you selected on the website, or back at your home where you started, $250 out of pocket. | I flew Allegiant Air once... Might as well have driven because I know I didn't choose to fly to Denver. |
nugget bust | When a fat man tries to smuggle chicken nuggets past TSA and gets caught. While trying to remove the nuggets the fat man's ass explodes leaving the scent of McDonalds throughout the airport. | That fat guy just nugget busted man, now all I smell is kids meals from McDonald's. |
Freaktion | The consensual rubbing of oneself against another person. A combination of the word “friction” and the phrase “get your freak on.” | Joanne and Larry created so much freaktion on Valentine’s Day that they almost burned down their house. |
facenoob | A newbie (noob) on facebook.
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc... | Lamo: So many facenoobs nowadays...
Steve-o: whatever |
Butternut squash | A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole | “My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”
“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”
“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?” |
goat | Tucking back your balls and dick, then bending over thus resembling the back of a goat...according to the rules of the game, the person who looks gets 4 kicks in the ass. For more info. on the game, watch the movie "Waiting...". | The unexpecting person looked behind him to discover his friend posing the goat. |
Jorange | An extremely rare species of giraffe that is common to the orange pigmentation. | What is that jawn? Oh, that it's a Jorange, it's a giraffe which is missing a chromosome. Wow, that's pretty depressing. Yeah, I lowkey wish I was missing one too so that I could be a Jorange. |
Milk topper | A female who likes to suck hard nipple. | Gemma is such a milk topper |
Orion | The word Orion originated in Ancient Greece. It means, god like, evil, sexy, keen(Orion was a hunter titan), strong, wealthy, and nimble. Orion is a titan born to(his mom)Gea the mother of earth. He was born to destroy the gods and their kin. After the eradication of the gods failed Orion was accepted by Artemis( Virgin hunter goddess) as her first mate, and they created the first half titan half god children. After all the celestial baby making happened Zues killed all their(Orion and Artemis)children. This upset Artemis Very much because, her own father killed her first children(she was a virgin got). So she and Orion schemed to torture Zues forever. They came up with populating an island on the rock Olympus sat in(earth). So Orion and Artemis fucked for a couple hundred year and finally succeeded in creating a creature in their image, man.
So if your human you're Zues's bastard grandchildren, unless you're black then you come from some Hindu god. | I wish I were Orion like |
poo eye | The hole in your arse between your cheeks. Also known as an arsehole | Jane loved it when I shagged her poo eye. |
Shamone | 1) A Worldwide holiday celebrated on June 25th that encourages charity, in an effort to "Heal the World".
2) A Michael Jackson themed party celebrated on June 25th according to www.themichaeljacksonholiday.com | Hey girl, check out my red leather jacket I bought for the Shamone party on Friday?
That's dope, I'm wearing a sexy, short, tight, black dress, a fadora hat, a diamond crested glove and some diamond anklets like socks. I'm gonna be the sexiest girl at the Shamone.
Or
I donated $1,000 to Haiti for Shamone. |
drive-by shooting | see drive-by
To take a vehicle and drive by someone or someones house, pointing the gun out either the passenger or drivers window and firing repeatedly at an intended target. | Yoyo dun fuck with the g unit or we bust a ghetto driveby on yo ass. |
distraction condoms | When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing. | I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying. |
chloe | a girl who is stupid and doesn’t deserve anything good. | chloe is so dumb |
Head wind | Head wind is when you are getting head and the giver has to take a breath with your dong still in her mouth. | Bitch was suckin it so long she gave me head wind just to catch her breath. |
6ix9ine | One of the craziest and worst rappers in history. His ass got sent to jail because of all of that and he'll drop the soap and get 6ix9ined himself. | I'm glad Tekashi 6ix9ine is in jail. |
waahibah | just like the name, beautiful and unique. Waahibah is intelligent and not easy to find | Tom: Check that girl out
Harry: Oh yeah that’s Waahibah - just like her name, she’s unique and not easy to find.
Tom: We’ll damn. |
thong birds | Females of the species, usually young and attractive, wearing swimming attire or less common undergarments designed with a narrow band of fabric extending across the pelvic arch and thence between the buttocks thereby connecting the frontal and dorsal parts of the garment. | He's such an unambitious pervert he gets off looking at the thong birds in Victoria's Secret or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. |
Nexted | 1. the act of being removed from a video chat with a random stranger on chat roulette. 2. the act of selecting next while on chat roulette | Oh man, no way! She just nexted you dude! What a jerk. |
chargation | To charge ones electronics | I need some chargation on my phone |
NLS | Next Level Shit.
Used among traceurs/freerunners to describe crazy ass tricks. | payrunner: Hey bro did you see Team Farang's new video Boss Mode?
freerunner: Yeah I did, they threw some NLS!
payrunner: Hey did you see the shit Zyrken pulled at the Tempest Pro Takeover?
freerunner: Yeah man they gave him the NLS award. |
Mateus | THE BEST PERSON EVER!! Amazingly talented and smart. Has amazing freckles and super HAWT | Oh wow what's his name? Oh that's Mateus, he's awesome isn't he? |