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Fort Worth

The 5th Largest City in Texas, located about 40 miles West of Dallas. It's only redeeming quality is that this guy Collin lives there.

"Why are you going to Fort Worth, to see Collin?"

Wagnerian

A Wagnerian is the average Susan E. Wagner High School student. They average to about 6'8 in height which would even dwarf the average Petridian who stands at an average of 6'4. When they do not do well in their sports team they will be immediately executed and erased from history by the School Officials and other Wagnerians.

Her: How he is 6'8 He: Idk he goes to Wagner Her: Oh he's Wagnerian no wonder

Kanigits

The obnoxious French pronunciation of the English word "knight" specifically of King Arthur and His knights of the Round Table in the movie Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

You silly English kanigits! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries:

undertake

To overtake a vehicle on the wrong side. Dangerous, and illegal in many countries, especially Germany where Autobahn (motorway/freeway) laws are extremely strict. Favourite activity of audi man, usually at dangerous speed. Audi man will also cut you up afterwards.

EG, in the UK where one drives on the left and overtakes on the right, passing on the left is undertaking.

gutnuclichtenverticliver

The nickname of captain Morgo of the grand river.

Have you seen how ballsy gutnuclichtenverticliver is he smokes his stogie anywhere he wants. He doesn't have to find a hideout place like you.

clASSical conditioning

The conundrum that occurs when you get used to hooking up to a certain song, and then that song comes on the radio in the middle of the day, and you get a boner.

Danny: you ever heard a song that youve hooked up to, but youre not with a chick, but you get hard anyways?? That's like classical conditioning for your dick!! Brian: What up Pavlov!!

susp

A shortened form for suspect. The word is used to describe ones suspicious or malicious activity. The term was officially coined in the University of Western Ontario.

Yo miss me with that gay shit, thats susp.

eye-smile

The ability to convey a smile with your eyes whenyou are wearing a mask because of the Covid-19 pandemic.

I eye-smiled at the man at the grocery store for helping me with my groceries.

Squad Room Antics

A shitty folk-crack-rock-punk band from the North Shore of Massachusetts. The beginning of Squad Room Antics is lost to the crust of history, but they sucked to start out. After kicking their lead rapper out of the band, they began to get better. If you listen to Squad Room Antics, you are most likely: 1) A freshman girl or sophomore boy 2) Homosexual 3) Stoned/Drunk 4) Thinking you came to a concert for Sababa 5) All of the above

Hey, are you going to the Squad Room Antics show this Friday? Nah, dude, only fat drunk chicks go to their shows.

Asians

pieces of garbage who eat animals alive and eat dog and cat meat

"my moms friend is asian and ate my pet dog" "asians are not nice and eat your pets"

Perryn

Perryn. A great person, if you are considered a friend to her consider yourself lucky. If you are her boyfriend consider yourself extra lucky, and never do anything to make her feel like you don't want to be around her, If you want to be a friend to her just go talk to her. She loves people who are themselves at all times and will accept you for who you are. I have also heard that her ex's regret dumping her. Her heart belongs to one person and that is it.

Boy A: Is that the Perryn you said was your girlfriend Boy B: Yeah she's perfect isn't she Boy A: Perryn is more than perfect Boy C: I really regret dumping Perryn

Halpunahakhani

It means suck toes little nose in Spanish and is commonly referred to in Buddhism

Please mother, Halpunahakhani me.

Foniasophobia

Fear of murders, or being murdered. It's pronounced foni-as-oh-phobia. It's pretty common, like when you were children.

"I can't go to your wedding, jessica, I have foniasophobia and don't even bother looking it up."

Ubu

Short for ‘you boo’

I love ubu! Ubu’s the best.

wesside

1. A perversion of the phrase West Side. This pronounciation is often used by white people in conjunction with a brandishing of their hand with the middle and ring fingers crossed, forming a "W" shape. 2. Not the East Side, South Side or North Side, but the side in the other compass direction.

Meek White Child: :: Brandishes hand :: Wesside. Imposing Black Male: :: Brandishes hand :: Wesside.

April 15

April 15 is national i fucked your mom day. It’s a day where you fuck somebody’s mom. Go up to anybody and say “I fucked your mom” and it will be just fine.

Boby: Hey lil tim it’s April 15! You know what that means? Lil tim: you fucked my mom? Boby: yes sir les get this bread

sant

The same thing as cunt or slut.

That sant needs to watch her back.

minq

ruler, conqurer

Adam: Do you know emperor Genghis?? Smith: Yes he was the biggest minq alive

boomptin

to either be high or drunk

"Hey Felix, I'm boomptin"

Kenzie

A very gorgeous girl who is absolutely amazing in every single way possible.

Kenzie is perfect in every single way that she may be an angel.

Huynh Talker

A Khmer Viet with no sense of direction. Also looking for a good time;good for making out.

Clifford Huynh saw a porno movie and started skating.

Karissa

A tall, lanky species; brown in hair and blue in eyes. sexy.. yeah. intellectual. best friends&soul mates = life

"Karissa's so tall, lanky, brown haired, blue eyed, sexy, and intellectual! Look how many best friends and soul mates she has, what a great life!"

imok

I'm okay. Usually in response to a text or IM.

Q) btw ruok? (by the way are you okay?) R) imok u? (i'm ok and how are you?)

big boobs?

big boobs? umm chile-

Nicki Minaj: “Big boobs? Umm chile-“

Masturbored

Being so incredibly bored, that you decide to masturbate just to do something with your life.

Kevin: Man, there's nothing to do! I guess I'm just gonna masturbored for a while.

wheat bread

a black person that acts white

Hagerstown

A rather odd mix of cultures in a town that should never be together. A town overrun with trailer trash and rednecks, mostly transplants from WV, as well as pimps and gangstas, mostly from Chambersburg, DC, and Frederick, not to mention a few rich business-types from the city. Anyone who goes to Hagerstown Harvard (Hagerstown Community College) and finished out there is doomed to live in the sad mediocrity of that town. The reason for the overall populace being so idiotic is that all the smart citizens got out while they could. However, there are a certain few in the town that like to stir things up a bit with water-balloons, muscle cars, blow-up dolls, or whatever they have. What else is there to do in a hick-town like that but make trouble. But please get me the hell out of there!

HCC Slogan: Hagerstown Community College. Stay close, go far. Me: The fact that the Community College's slogan contradicts itself pretty much sums up what you can expect here... idiots.

traps

pictures of a person with usually only undergarments on

yeah, she sent me traps last night

julia reyes

Julia Reyes is A stupid ass bitch that thinks she can do everything perfectly and she thinks she is flawless but that bitch ugly AF and she dates this boy named Briyan Miranda which is ugly as fuck looking like retarded ass ant and Julia flirts with him all the time everyday always talking to him. also he can drive but she cant and he gets her drinks and shit like that during our lunch break at Vmcca there both cum sucking dirt bags that suck dick and eat shit.

That's really a Julia Reyes

Brogueophile

Noun. A person obsessed with wearing brogues, so much so to the point of experiencing sexual exhilaration whilst wearing them, looking at them, or thinking of them.

Kate is such a Brogueophile. She's got sixteen pairs!

Deppilicious

Of or relating to all characteristics that make up Johnny Depp's amazing auora of hotness. Similar to Fergalicious

There's no other way to describe Johnny Depp - he's just Deppilicious.

Atishay

Incredibly attractive and intelligent to the point of intimidation, yet possesses infinite kindness to those that approach him. Can seem distant because only those that actually care will continue to talk to him, otherwise they do not deserve him...

Girl: I can't believe she had the guts to talk to him Other girl: I know, I'm so jealous, he's a total atishay

Kanjo

The most powerful guy in existence. He is beautiful, strong, smart, wise, adventurous, ambitious, courageous, passionate and is basically a god. All girls are in love with him and his enormous penis. All men are afraid of him since he knows jew-jitsu, kung fu, karate, kickboxing and so much more. Nobody can beat him in anything.

Girl1: WOW look at Kanjo! He's so pretty Girl2: I know right!! I want to have sex with him!

Sneezure

(1) A rather frightening series of sneezes that can be often confused with a natural siezure. (2) A incredibly loud, strange-sounding sneeze.

(1) Eddie: *ACHOOOBEIEKNWBSIXKS SKSK ACHOOSBSBSJJAJ* Bailey: You alright? Eddie: I may have had a sneezure. (2) Eddie: *ACHOOSBSJSJSIDJBEUDHXIDJWNIZKWNUCIFNEKDIFBDUDIEBCI*

Fiesta Ninja

The act of sneaking food so that no one notices you.

Jason: At Michaels party I was a fiesta ninja because i was on a diet and i wanted no one to notice me take all those burritos. Example 2: At night when my parents are sleeping i have to be a fiesta ninja or they catch me taking the twinkies!

Zoe laverne

A nice caring women that would do anything for her fans she also has a boyfriend called cody and together they and zody

Boy: who is Zoe Laverne Girl: she’s a kind hearted person

360p

The most commonly used youtube resolution today along with 480p. not as bad as 240p but still low quality. Unheard of pre-2008.

Bob: Im still using 240p man this shit sucks. Paul: lol go fuck yourself i got 360p now.

woohah

A female's Vagina

Holy Shit! Did you get that sext message with Brittany shoving that SoBe bottle up her woohah?!

Siddharth

A bully who bullies people usually in his own class. He has no friends. His best friend's name usually refers to a speed. Also terrible at sex and very unattractive.

Siddharth, you're so peak. You just bullied him soo bad.

Armenophile

An Armenophile (Are-me-know-file) is someone non-Armenian who obsesses over Armenians, Armenian culture, and supports all Armenian causes. Similar to a Japanophile, but morbid and with more facial hair. Armenophiles often dislike Turks, play chess, eat Lavash and Pilaf, are always paranoid, and believe they, like real Armenians, can survive every possibly calamity that could befall them. An Armenophile is sure to have a picture of Ararat, one or more SOAD CDs, and probably an Armenian rug.

The Armenophile had a Khachkar in installed in his backyard and listened to Serj Tanakian on the weekends. The Japanophile bought a Katana. The Germanophile bought an SS dagger. The Anglophile bought a victorian pistol. The Armenophile bough a bomb shelter and watched the rest die from radiation poisoning.

Philiping

When you try to fart and end up shutting your pants. Unfortunate.

Man I went to the prom and ended up philiping

gizzing

A Kwailish term for hanging out.

They are out gizzing!

Bae

Bae is a word that has morphed for poor and stupid youth or just really poor older people. It first meant Best Ass Ever, then it became Before Anyone Else (which, for people who use the word, you KNOW this is bullshit right off the bat)... NOW it just means boyfriend or girlfriend and is just as stupid a term as it ever was.

That girl is Bae... or... the Bae He's my Bae I'm an idiot so I use the word Bae cause I wanna be like all the other retards in this world.

Miranda

The most beautiful, caring, talented, unique girl in the world. She will support you no matter what. She cares for others more than she tends to care for herself. She may lack self-esteem often. She will make an amazing friend. She may keep secrets from you but you must trust her if she says they are personal because she may just be trying to protect you. An outstanding lover who will make a great life partner and will have undying love for you. She is one of the best lovers when making love. Also linked to a famous bloodline of vampires, witches, and possibly mermaids. There is a possibility she is linked to the supernatural Emma and Miranda bond.

Miranda is so beautiful inside and out, I wish she could she that.

kenasia

Kenasia's are one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They're very smart ,beautiful, and friendly. They always put others before them no matter what. Kenasia's reel in the men with no problem and are never rejected first. Kenasia's are very loyal, trustworthy people and you never have to worry about if there lieing. If you meet a Kenasia keep them as your friend forever they're THE BEST.

I love Kenasia's

Whatever McDonalds worker

More commonly abbreviated to wmw, this is used to show that you think the person you are talking to is so low in soceity (a mcdonalds worker) their opinion doesn't matter. Most commonly used at a secondary school level. Can also be used with a hand gesture making a W with both your thumbs and index fingers, then turning it upside down for an M and then back up for a W.

Scabby person: Did you know that jackie fancies you? Ben: Whatever McDonalds worker

pig

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City; a group of people, usually armed with guns. on their backs it says "Patrol Invest Group". They are very trigger happy in that if you even so much as fire one shot, they return fire nonstop or until you shoot back and kill.

haha, i killed a pig with my car. fucking pigs

Trender

A trans person who is only trans because it’s trendy.

Omg he is such a trender

thomas

He is the best boyfriend you could ever have he will love you and tell you he loves you with out hesitation. He will keep you safe no matter where you are or go

dang i need a thomas

KCVI

a school for rich fuckers who have a craptacular school.Clearely LC is better and have longer schlongs.

In KC u only get a max of 2 inch schlong

Daddy Cakes

"Daddy Cakes" was originally coined by two Dad's having fun for breakfast with their kids, family, and friends - it snowballed from there and they left their corporate jobs to make "Daddy Cakes" available to everyone. They trademarked the term "Daddy Cakes" and created Daddy Cakes International, LLC based in Newport Beach, California. They have a super cool line of baked goods mixes for todays generation, and sell housewares, apparel, and accessories. Most of their products are of limited release as they want their customers to have a somewhat unique experience. As far as I know, they are the one, the original, and only "Daddy Cakes" so it's a totally legit brand.

1) Check out her top, it's from Daddy Cakes. 2) That "Daddy Cakes" cupcake belt is da bomb! 3) These "Daddy Cakes" taste awesome! 4) Liberal Kansas enjoyed "Daddy Cakes" during International Pancake Day

277353

It is often believed that the meaning of life is 42; however, the sequence "277353", often separated as "2 7 73 53", is a known contender to this ideology.

"My eyes were opened once I had discovered the truth of 277353

two finger shoe horn

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.

When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.

Cougar Lunch Date

A date that takes place during lunch in which one is exploring if there is a romantic match between a woman in her 40s with a younger male with a good W2.

Male: I just got asked out on a Cougar Lunch Date, maybe it will lead to some afternoon delight. I don't feel like taking him out to dinner, I'll just take him out on a Cougar Lunch Date for some drinks. Ladies, let's meet for a Cougar Lunch Date.

Merchant One Hundred

A term for money and resources lost in the failed colonies in early America, particuparly life casualties, causing the stock holders to merge with successful ones. Any collateral damage to invested money, public health, including the environment, by risky ventures by corporations that don't have successful foresight in the initial stages of a project.

There's always a risk in the business of making easy cash, so plan for the expectation of the initial merchant one hundred .

Mia

Never let go of a mia

Mia is an amazing girl your lucky if you have one in your life especially if she likes you, never let go of her as she is so beautiful inside and out. You will always live her but she is untrustful with guys she hates rejection and will always have the fear of having an unfaithful guy but if she loves and trysts you then she will give you her all.

yeppo

English romanization of the Korean word meaning "pretty".

Koreaboo 1: Yo, did you see that new selfie of Taeyeon? Koreaboo 2: Yeah bro, she's yeppo asf.

Boo-urns

A word orginating from Waylen Smithers in the episode of The Simpsons entitled A Star is Burns. Mr Smithers informs Mr Burns the crowd is not saying Boo Burns but Boo Urns. Boo Urns thus is an alternative to saying Boo, if you wish to Boo someone or something without them actually knowing

me :That last customer was very boo-urns me: Wolverine was so shite, Deadpool was only in it for 10 minutes you: BOO-URNS!!!! BOO-URNS!!! me : I have to finnsh work an hour later you: That's freaking boo-urns we we're gonna go to the movies.

doing the dougie

Doing stupidly daft things when ones intoxicated including messaging old 'friends' and destroying current friendships and relationships.

'Man we was having a hella good night then Marvin pulls out his phone and starts sexting his boss' 'Dammit Marvin! He be always doing the Dougie on nights out!'

Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

Birthnaversary

Celebrating both a birthday and anniversary on the same day.

Mary's birthday is Dec. 16th and she also got married on the same day. Today she is celebrating her birthnaversary.

A Few Whiles

Noun: A collection of many short time periods.

We will leave to depart to the mall in "A Few Whiles."

Poker mood

Like a poker face, but characterizes the inner desire to play poker. When we play poker, we must have a poker face that opponents do not read our cards, and when we want to play we have Poker mood. We can start to play without poker face, but we must have Poker mood, because it affects our game more than we think. Taken from the site PokerAgency.Ru

I have a poker mood

beewn

The ultimate pronoun; of or realting to faces;can replace any word or words which are undefined

Yo hand me that beewn, Man I'm as dry as a beewn

roff

Welcome to Roff, Roff is basically the same as Rofl (Rolling on the floor laughing) but is used when something is more hilarious. Roff originated on the internet in gaming communities.

"*Player killed SK^Heaton with headshot from UMP*" "ROFF omg bshaxwtf lmfao"

Penis Pickler

Your mom's vagina.

Your mom's vagina is so acidic, its a penis pickler. Such as the vagina of a hooker is a penis pickler. Dude did you wash your penis she is so a penis pickler.

decomplete

to want to complete something but then end up failing

i decompleted my new years resolution of spending time with my friends, by staying home and being a loner

nelson rocks

coolest student at berkeley.

the nelson rocks. (just ask him)

Skordalia

A serious and incurable medical condition that women get on their fanny and which looks like cottage cheese and gives off a stench similar to garlic and bile. Most women get it from having too much intercourse or sleeping with men that look like birds. If you are born a manky bitch or have a minge demon, you automatically have skordalia.

Tammy: Whats that nasty smell?? Selena: Oh thats just Sarah. She had sex with a falcon and now she has a bad case of skordalia on her fanny.

1st base

1st base is of course what everybody start's out with ..... It's just pretty much "Making out" Now making out is very passionite and everybody reading this I know enjoy's it (Unless you havn't gotton to 1st base yet but there is nothing wrong with that it's harder for some people to work up the courage to even ask somebody out) Now making out you want to start out slow nothing extremely serious so wait about 2 minute's to start getting really into it so when you really start getting into put some pressure on it push against each other's lips harder not to hard but hard enough to know that there is somebody there and now that you start doing that you might start to want more so maybe open your mouth a little bit (don't tounge yet) Open your mouth and actually feel them breathe dot that for a while and now that you have done that now it's time to start frenching (useing tounge) Move you tounge into there mouth not too far yet maybe too when you start feeling there teeth (But if you do this and they don't return the favor stop and wait till she/he is ready for that) But if they are then when you move your tounge out and move it back in go farther and the more you go just go farther not to choke them with your tounge but just let them know that you want it and you know as this progress's it will get more passionite and then you will have to wait and see what happen's ;) Oh and before I forget when you start to tounge you may have some saliva from both of you but just live thru it, it doesn't matter it's actually some what enjoyable

I got to 1st base with my girlfriend last night at the movie's

Darmen

People with this name are often thought to be stubborn, but that tenacity usually leads to great success in their life. They do have some interesting qualities... *They Are Romantic Lovers Be ready with the higher level of romanticism they have got, and be in-loved with them even more. *They Are Great Leaders* They always provide encouragement to their groups. *They Love Active Lifestyle* *They’re sporty in nature* Are you planning for a vacation or a trip, then you can rely on them. *They can be the worst enemies you can ever have* So make sure you don't mess up with them. *They highly value friendship* You still can have a sibling if you don't have one. *They’re very brave and willing to take any risk* *Seductive with good looks* *They’re quite sensitive with their environment and always updated*

"You must be a darmen to live a perfect life"

Supermanned

When your drunk and jump off a ledge with the belief you can fly

Matt was drunk and supermanned off the porch thinking he was fgonna fly

jack in the box

When a guy ejaculates in a woman's pussy. From "Box", britisjh slang for pussy. and jacking.. so to have "Jack in the box", is semen in the pussy

Hey you see that nasty chick in Cream pies #8? Yeah, totally Jack in the Box

Erupting Volcanal

When you pour diet coke inside a person's anus just befor anal sex. You then put Mentos tablets into a condom. Put that condom on your dick. Insert dick into said filled anus. Fuck that ass until the condom breaks.

My partner allowed me to perform the erupting volcanal last night!

Garrett

A absolute mad lad with the biggest dick. He is the king of all and he will rape you in the ass. He’s friends with Lester the mollester

Garrett could beat both shaggy and shrek for the n-word pass

justin bieber

The hottest 16 year old man to walk the face of this earth. Makes girls cry by the flip of his gorgeous locks. His songs have the deepest meanings and most everyone can relate to them. His swagger is at a level that no one can even compete with. He does NOT let the haters get to him.

No example, he's one in a million. The only Justin Bieber.

harelina

Harelina is a short girl with anger problems and loves laughing .

“That girl is so angry she must be a harelina

effair

A love affair conducted exclusively online.

Their relationship was doomed from the moment they decided to take their effair to the next level and meet in person.

Dahee

a loud honking call that is a way of calling to one's dad (daddy) that growing in popularity and use in Eastern Pa. It usually utilizes a yodeling-like pitch drop and fluctuation.

DAHEE! Let's go to the movies!

Wavy

The art of being WAVY (V.) Usually indicitive of super-ultra cool people doing super splashy things. The art of wavyness (Verb) can be found at flawleshustle.com

Mike ask's "Serena, how are you today?" Serena replies, "super wavy Michael!."

Arizona dream

The movie directed by Emir Kusturica. (1993) Actors: Johnny Depp - Axel Jerry Lewis - Leo Faye Dunaway - Elein Lili Taylor - Grace Vincent Gallo - Paul Axel tags fish in New York as a naturalist's gofer. But his friend Paul comes to get him to his uncle Leo's wedding. Uncle Leo wants Axel to rule his famuly business, he wants him to sell cars. But Axel never wanted to sell cars. He meets two women: Elein and her stepdaughter Grace... Both of them are interesting, odd and beautiful women. Who will he choose? This is movie about the human relationships. Sometimes people don't understand what they want themselves. They have some dreams...but can these dreams come true? And will the one be happier if his dream comes true? Maybe the dream should just stay a dream?

"Arizona dream" won Silver Berlin Bear in 1993 and was nominated on the Golden Berlin Bear. It has also won Golden Camera 300 and Audience Award. And, of course, it is the one of the best characters Johnny Depp has ever created!

Turtle Lipping

When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.

Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time." Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."

shalim

A young man that cares about many things and a good boyfriend. The most thing he cares for more is to love his girlfriend. He is really sweet. Many girls love him but he only loves one special girl. He cute, sweet, sexy, nice, funny and handsome. Hes also a great singer. He never gives up

Girl: will you go out with me shalim? Him: no i have someone special already

Jersey Shore

a show with a cast of retarded phrat boys and girls who make italians ashamed to be italian

Jersey Shore: Pauly D., Mike"the situation", Snooki, Vinny and others

bum flap

a bum flap is wen a girl has a really really short skirt, thats rolled over so many times, its like a really thick belt, and so instead of being a skirt .. is a bumflap! (you see the link...), i.e. nothings left to the imagination, especially on a windy day...bumflaps are very common in secondary schools with the *were not even gonna hide were desperate for a shag* kinda girls

"Oo Gladys look at that bum flap...the youth of today!" "I dont know about that.. i quite like it!"

Bumfluff

Fluff from one's ass; usually blue.

"Dude, you got bumfluff on your face..."

get off

1. When I was at school this was a generic term meaning "to pair off with", usually used at a party or other event designed specifically for pre-pubescent pre-sexual encounters. Means anything from a kiss to "going all the way" 2. However my other half thinks it means specifically "to have sex with" at the same event that you meet the person.

1. Oh my God! You'll never believe who Sally got off with at Dave's party last night!! 2. I see you used all the condoms up, you must have got off with Dave last night then?

tribute wank

The act of stroking one out whilst thinking about an ex girlfriend or partner.

'Man I miss Sarah. I had a tribute wank in her honour last night'

jaded

The most prominent term used from the most burned out DJs, party goers, clubbers and ravers from the 1990-2010s until present. Sometimes used to reference the charming memories of music, production, DJing vinyl records, amazing parties, or mysteriously waking up in a cuddle puddle grounded by 100s of other people who have no fucking clue how they got there 30 minutes ago either. Later as the "Jaded One" ages they willingly connect with others just as jaded as they are and laugh endlessly about their life experiences.

Examples: "Hmm I guess that's why Jeff is Jaded?" "Why is that guy just standing by that speaker in the dark corner the whole night?" Reply: "Don't mind him he's just jaded."

Atoui

The act of raging due to overdoses of steroids.

Kid 1: You love Emma! Kid 2: Come you you little-*Punches Kid 1 in the face and rips off shirt with his muscles* Kid 2: Why did you just Atoui me douche tool.

CREW

Campus Recreation Entertainment Whore The type of GDI (God Damn Independent) that participates excessively in campus events for no reason other than because that's what who they are. This subcategory of GEEDS are typically very antisocial otherwise, and have A- gpa's. Basically, it defines those who consistently participate in events because they are not worthy enough to be Greek.

That geed is definitely part of the CREW, he is always at the fundraisers selling tickets.

GG Wotter

When a person is so GG (Good Game) and is a perfect suspect to say "U wot m8" or "U wot m9" to. This can be used as a derogatory term.

Omg Vox, stop being a GG Wotter. Get shrekt m9, ur such a gg wotter scrublord. 1v1 me rust gg wotter.

Nuul

The word is a hybrid with Nut and Juul. The word means when you put cum/semen into a juul and hit that shit like there is no tomorrow. Flavor has been rumored to be sweet. This word was made popular by higher-ups in the organization known as Odious Media.

I'm gonna hit that Nuul like a boss

flying arraki

the coolest tom boy in town! she is in everyone's world and lives to make others feel special. when ur falling...she is there to catch ya!

"what time will the flying arraki come for a landing...hmm...NEVER - becuase she is always flying and saving people!"

core memory

i don’t know what it is that’s why i looked it up

i am not smart so i don’t know what core memory is

log0

the mathematical function that is impossible. saying some thing is "log zero" or "log0" means that it is impossible.

"Will you clean your room?" "Uh! Log0, Mom!!"

jackassing

Generally just having fun at someones or somethings expense in a nonviolent way. Fooling around or acting like a fool. Tomfoolery.

That dude was jackassing and fell right into the pot of chicken noodle soup.

bellerinszn

An insanely hot ft account who gets all the girls, including Corinna Kopf.

Person 1: "Wow have you seen that guy Bellerinszn?" Person 2: "Yeah hes super hot"

go bodies

to fight but no face shots

aye foo lets go bodies

Ashtrid

A person who is the definition of chaos. Completely insane when you know them personally, and super weird. Meet someone named Ashtrid. You'll never be bored again.

Kid 1; hey, is that the new kid? What's their name? Kid 2; oh, their name is Ashtrid. We should go be their friend Kid 1; oh my god we need to be their friend we will always have free entertainment