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[
{
"content": "Yeah, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nice save.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Very politely) Mrs. Bing.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You mean that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, why not. (They shake hands) So I told her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? How'd it go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Awful. Awful. Co... |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What's a 'niffle'?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You usually find them on the '... |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no-no, we're done.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross, did you really read all these baby books?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! (snaps fingers)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, this is ... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. (in baby-like voice) Hi Daddy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(waves) Hello!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(in baby... |
[
{
"content": "Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos (touching Paolo's nose with forefinger with each syllable)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, did I hear Poconos?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Woo-hoo, first weekend away together!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, that's a big step.",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be...(makes flinging motions with hands) flung by now?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? (pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Need a new table.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You think?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, hello! mmwa! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pauses) I'm pretty sure that it is...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(making flinging gestures with hands) Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Tanya. (looks up frightenedly)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(chuckles nervously) The sex? (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Susan...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(flailing arms in protest) Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupts) No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's the rule.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How'd... |
[
{
"content": "Ok, thanks. (assistant leaves, then walks back in)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, Racquela's right, yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And Monica knows...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wha, heh, how could you know, I ... |
[
{
"content": "Hi Pheebs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, what's the matter?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, right, that's me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, what is it?",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "More coffee over here, please!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, what happened?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. (A flashback starts Paolo, lying on massage table, moving his hands up Phoebe's legs.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you sure?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah, I'm sure. (Flashback resumes with Phoebe doing a voiceover.) And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. (Flashback continues",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Was it...?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, boy scouts could have camped under t... |
[
{
"content": "\"Ooo,\" what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uma Thurman.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The actress!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks Rach.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So what are you gonna do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? (waiting for guys to chime in)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, ... |
[
{
"content": "Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's patio furniture!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what, like people are gonna come in and think, \"Uh-oh, I'm outside again?\" Of course!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi Pheebs!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you moving out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, these aren't all my suitcases. (picks up small blue suitcase and shows to Phoebe) This one's Paolo's.",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "So, what do you think?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Heads up Ross! (Monica scores on Chandler and Joey) Score! (po... |
[
{
"content": "Are you okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I need some milk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!(Rachel finishes thermos) Better?",
"... |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know...right, he's the pig!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Such a pig!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, God, he's such a pig,",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"co... |
[
{
"content": "I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We should get over there and see if she's okay. (switching places with Ross) Just one...second! Score! (Monica scores, high-fives with Ross) Game! Come on. (Monica and Phoebe... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) How's it going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, \"How could you?... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, ok bye-bye.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, just look at her... (girls move toward Rachel on the balcony)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh you guys, I-... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You all right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I've been better...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so muc... |
[
{
"content": "Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You ok?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...medium...hmm...any cookies left?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yep!",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wha-",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wha-",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm having a boy! I-I'm having a boy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm having a son. Um...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! And that would be a shut-down!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, it's 2",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, get out!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left... |
[
{
"content": "That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You have no respect for anybody's privacy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel, wait, wait.",
"role": "assistant"
}... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oops!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Isn't he great?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "Whoah whoah, back up there, Sparky. What'd you mean by that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhhuh, how did you know that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys. Hey, you all know my dad, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, how long are you in the city?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, this is my friend Roger.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dad, dad. (Shakes his head)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isn't Ma?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Since then?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...I d'know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're one to talk. (Puts the mushrooms in a saucepan)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He's like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. (Considers) That'd be cool.... This blows!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? (She walks ov... |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Intercom) It's Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "C'mon up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Sarcastic) Oh, good. Rog is here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What's the matter with Rog?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it's nothing, it's a ... |
[
{
"content": "Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! So you think I'm a failure!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Isn't he good?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nonono, thatthat's not what I was saying...",
... |
[
{
"content": "You're right! I mean you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and and the Weebles' Cruise Ship. Oh, which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay. Feel better, Rachel, 'kay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay. Listen, thanks for everything, Mon.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're welcome.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Night, you guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm Joey Tribbiani.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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