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[
{
"content": "That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I think so.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. They're yours.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, who's this little naked guy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That little naked guy would be me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aww, look at the little thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups n... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Lowell.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So how's it going there in Financial Services?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh... I'm not.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So- you can tell?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So you don't think I have a, a quality?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He is?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, they're not.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're wrong.... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, I am. As of ... |
[
{
"content": "(to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Will you make the mashed... |
[
{
"content": "Hi, is uh, is Carol here?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Kinda like a big face without skin.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(picking up a book) Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do you uh, do you talk about me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Rach, did you make your money?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach, here's your mail.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks, y... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We all chipped in.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica) We did?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What's wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait, wait, wait!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So I guess you all saw it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Saw what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Tonight, on a very special Blossom.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, that's it. You ... |
[
{
"content": "I got the tickets! I got the tickets! Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you must stop shooping.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, will... |
[
{
"content": "Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's not a question.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry ... |
[
{
"content": "Ah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, Mom never hit.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stirring pot) Ok, all done.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The balloon?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's... |
[
{
"content": "Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(quickly talking) Hello, baby. Hello, hello.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on t... |
[
{
"content": "And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Does it always, uh--?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(singing) Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(singin) Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nope, not that one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Can you go any faster with that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why do you guys have so many ke... |
[
{
"content": "Why would I have the keys?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aside from the fact that you said you had them?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But I didn't.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, you should have.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"con... |
[
{
"content": "Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here we come, walkin' down thethis doesn't smell like Mom's.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? (picks up the pan of badly burnt potatoes) Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, go... |
[
{
"content": "Stop it, stop it, stop it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now this feels like Thanksgiving.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's nice that he has someone.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shall I carve?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "By all means.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese.",
"role": "user... |
[
{
"content": "And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And a crappy New Year.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Here, here!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "W-wait. What is that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "'That' would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, I don't.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Might wanna open with the snowman.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, how'd it go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store ma... |
[
{
"content": "Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe, you're on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, oh, good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Takes mike) Than... |
[
{
"content": "(Sung)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Sung)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Quietly, to the others) That guy's going home with a note!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Could you speak up please?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, we're gonna take a short break. (Goes over to their table)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, that guy's going home with more than a note!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come here, Marcel. Sit here. (Marcel wanders off)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Too many jokes... must mock Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aah, y'killing me!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you always have to bring him here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I didn't wanna leave him alon... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, alright, I have a question, then.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sure of it. You should just do it, just sweep and throw me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah, right now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, now you're just kinda tidying.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can hop. (She hops onto the table)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fun Bobby? Your ex-bo... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi Max! Hey, do you know everybody?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, he hasn't been around.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Minsk?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know where Minsk is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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