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[ { "content": "That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I think so.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you. They're yours.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, who's this little naked guy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That little naked guy would be me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aww, look at the little thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups n...
[ { "content": "Hey, Lowell.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So how's it going there in Financial Services?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh... I'm not.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So- you can tell?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So you don't think I have a, a quality?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "He is?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, they're not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're wrong....
[ { "content": "Hey, hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I am. As of ...
[ { "content": "(to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Will you make the mashed...
[ { "content": "Hi, is uh, is Carol here?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Kinda like a big face without skin.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(picking up a book) Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Do you uh, do you talk about me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your...
[ { "content": "Hey, Rach, did you make your money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, here's your mail.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks, y...
[ { "content": "Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We all chipped in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) We did?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": ...
[ { "content": "Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What's wrong?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait, wait, wait!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So I guess you all saw it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Saw what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tonight, on a very special Blossom.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, that's it. You ...
[ { "content": "I got the tickets! I got the tickets! Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you must stop shooping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, will...
[ { "content": "Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not a question.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry ...
[ { "content": "Ah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, Mom never hit.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(stirring pot) Ok, all done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The balloon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's...
[ { "content": "Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(quickly talking) Hello, baby. Hello, hello.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on t...
[ { "content": "And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Does it always, uh--?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(singin) Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nope, not that one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can you go any faster with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why do you guys have so many ke...
[ { "content": "Why would I have the keys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aside from the fact that you said you had them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I didn't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you should have.", "role": "assistant" }, { "con...
[ { "content": "Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Here we come, walkin' down thethis doesn't smell like Mom's.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? (picks up the pan of badly burnt potatoes) Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, go...
[ { "content": "Stop it, stop it, stop it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now this feels like Thanksgiving.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's nice that he has someone.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Shall I carve?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "By all means.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese.", "role": "user...
[ { "content": "And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And a crappy New Year.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here, here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "W-wait. What is that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'That' would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, I don't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?", "role": "assistant" }, ...
[ { "content": "So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Might wanna open with the snowman.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, how'd it go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store ma...
[ { "content": "Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe, you're on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, oh, good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Takes mike) Than...
[ { "content": "(Sung)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Sung)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Quietly, to the others) That guy's going home with a note!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Could you speak up please?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, we're gonna take a short break. (Goes over to their table)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, that guy's going home with more than a note!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come here, Marcel. Sit here. (Marcel wanders off)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?", "role": "assistant" }, ...
[ { "content": "Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Too many jokes... must mock Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aah, y'killing me!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you always have to bring him here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't wanna leave him alon...
[ { "content": "Okay, alright, I have a question, then.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sure of it. You should just do it, just sweep and throw me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, right now.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, now you're just kinda tidying.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I can hop. (She hops onto the table)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fun Bobby? Your ex-bo...
[ { "content": "Oh, hi Max! Hey, do you know everybody?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, he hasn't been around.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Minsk?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know where Minsk is.", "role": "user" } ]