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[
{
"content": "So when, when do you leave?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, well, Max told me about Minsk, so (Puts on a fake cheery voice) congratulations! This is so exciting!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you're not going? (Fake disappointed voice) Oh, why?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So-so you're really not going?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh don't do that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no no.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, but I can't do that-",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's your thing, and-",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, um, stay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Stay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Getting so good at that! (She hops on)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You remember Janice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Vividly.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! (She enters, followed by a young boy and a younger girl)...You brought your kids.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Par-tay!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That thing is not coming in here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your h... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rome. Jerk missed his flight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And then... your face is bloated?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Okay. I was at the ... |
[
{
"content": "Wow, that's, uh, dirty.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, kids...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Watching Marcel play with Phoebe. To Chandler) Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Imitating) But you found me!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Kill me. Kill me now.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Approaching) Hey Fun Bobby! Whoah! Who died?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry you misunderstood...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, will you give me the thing. (Snatches the camera)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, Max!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you alright?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're going to Minsk.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I ... |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There y'go, kids.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You seen Sandy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "O... |
[
{
"content": "The bll is drrbing!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And the moment of joy is upon us.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Looks like that no date pact thing worked out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!",... |
[
{
"content": "Y'know, I uh.. just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. (Makes kiss noise)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "(Watching Marcel and talking to Rachel) I wanted this to work so much. I mean I'm still in there, changing his diapers, pickin' his fleas... but he's just phoning it in. Just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesn't love you back.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "Do you think they have yesterday's daily news?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe... |
[
{
"content": "We should do something. Whistle.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We are not going to whistle.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, do it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do it!",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe you did that!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU... |
[
{
"content": "Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He doesn't have anyone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe you said woowoo. I don... |
[
{
"content": "Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No way, forget it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "C'mon, she's your mom!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Exactly. Weekend At Be... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi sweetie. (They kiss)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "When did Rigatoni get back from Rome?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Last night.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?... Just a dr... |
[
{
"content": "Your mom was arrested?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shhh, busy beaming with pride.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now why would she say that's embarrassing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...And then he burst into flames.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What about Glen? He could be a Glen.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nah... not-not special enough.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! How about Agamemnon?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Waaay too special.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know I am.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...But a man can change. (Downs a shot)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Anyone want me to appraise anything?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. It's the one he's licking.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're good.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "When?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-oh...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhhhh.... I'll just pee in the street.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, is Chandler here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right. No big deal.",
"role": "assistan... |
[
{
"content": "What are you guys doing out here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What're you guys doing out here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, not playing raquetball!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He forgot to leave his grip siz... |
[
{
"content": "Goodbye, baby.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do they wait for me to do this?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So are you gonna tell him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why would I tell him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to ... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Reading) 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love ... |
[
{
"content": "(Into mike) Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What was that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, uh, Phoebe just started a...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Laughing) ... |
[
{
"content": "(To the rest of Central Perk) We're rehearsing a Greek play.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's very funny. We done now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?",
"role": "ass... |
[
{
"content": "Alright, whadyou do with him?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! You're awake!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look at you! How, how do you feel?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You look good!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm Phoebe Buffay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, we both have.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, actually it's just from me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I got you the foot massager.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know who shaved you? That was me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I read to you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, my pleasure.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're welcome.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, that's it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "\"See you around?\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, \"That was nice?\" Admit something to me? \"I'll call you?\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't think you mean that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then- we just get nothing back! And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and \"See you around!\" Let's go, Phoebe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really stupid.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. No. No...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're kidding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no. ... |
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