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[
{
"content": "There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a h... |
[
{
"content": "Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sounds like... |
[
{
"content": "Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Instead of...?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Never had that dream.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "(mortified) Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you okay, sweetie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestin... |
[
{
"content": "Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you... |
[
{
"content": "(pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi, sure!",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous ... |
[
{
"content": "If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I say push her down the stairs.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not say... |
[
{
"content": "Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something an... |
[
{
"content": "Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God, is it 6",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who's Paul?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe. Joey",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He finally asked you out?",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A wandering?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Change! Okay, si... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Paul!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So Rachel, wh... |
[
{
"content": "(singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's a beautiful thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(picking up a leftover part) What's this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket... |
[
{
"content": "Done with the bookcase!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All finished!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"con... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "-leg?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's right. [Scene",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dia... |
[
{
"content": "I'm divorced! I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shut up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That only took me... |
[
{
"content": "What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chand... |
[
{
"content": "Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That is amazing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Congratulations.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, the... |
[
{
"content": "Morning, Paul.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hello, Paul.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi, Paul, is it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Stop!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We'll talk later.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shut up, and put my table back.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, like, you guys all have jobs?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff."... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How do you do that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know Paul?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.",... |
[
{
"content": "Guess what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You got a job?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.... |
[
{
"content": "Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know that. That's why I was getting married.",
... |
[
{
"content": "The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, you ready?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? \"Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?\" Come on, I can'... |
[
{
"content": "Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel! That was a library card!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. No, I gotta go home sometime.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You be okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sorry-",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No no no, go-",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, you have it, really, I don't want it-",
"role": "user"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe what I'm hearing here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sings) I can't believe what I'm hearing here...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? I-I said you had a-",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sings) What I said you had...",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There's an image.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(walks up with ... |
[
{
"content": "Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-... |
[
{
"content": "What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Everything you need to k... |
[
{
"content": "No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Does she.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(trying to ignore her) No. No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You look great. I, uh... I hate that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why- why are you here, Carol?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pregnant?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...Then I've already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with t... |
[
{
"content": "She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.",
"role": "assistant"
},... |
[
{
"content": "Has anybody seen my engagement ring?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it's beautiful.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God.... (Starts to look under the couch cushions.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Doy! Probably right before she lost it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know I had it this morning, a... |
[
{
"content": "(standing outside the door).....Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow. That is not a happy hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Carol's pregnant.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it!",
"role": "assista... |
[
{
"content": ".....Well, this is still ruined, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Curry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I- I think they're great! I, I really do.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aw, Mom...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (They go to the kitchen.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What's that supposed to mean?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No it's not.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise ... |
[
{
"content": "Your folks are really that bad, huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,.... |
[
{
"content": "...How long was I in there?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm just cleaning up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down.)",
... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How could I forget?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(picks up a surgical instrament and mimes a duck with it) Quack, quack..",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Barry?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(hesitates) Are you sure?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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