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[
{
"content": "You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I could not have done this without you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you sure?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, are you sure you're ok?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does it still hurt?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(seeing Rachel's clothes) What a neat idea. ... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, how'd it go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Excellent.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What a ... |
[
{
"content": "I'm free! I'm free!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That oughta do it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "God. I feel violated.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten o'clock.",
"role": "assist... |
[
{
"content": "Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "C'mon! C'mon!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Here goes. (He walks over to her but just stands there.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh...(He clears his throat noisily)...hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whadja think?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(running back) She said yes!! She said yes!! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. (To All) Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr'. I think I like it better that way. (To Joey) Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. (He fishes a card out o... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, kids.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, right, righ... |
[
{
"content": "Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or less.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who's Rick?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who's Rick?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, so you're divorced?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed?...Hopefully?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...Hm.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Didn't you listen to t... |
[
{
"content": "Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tah-daaah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round o... |
[
{
"content": "...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How-how did that happen?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there. And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's s... |
[
{
"content": "Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there! (He hangs up and to all.) That was my agent. (He tosses and catches the phone.) My agent has just gotten me a job...in the new Al Pacino movie!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, what's the part?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! \"I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Seriously, what-... |
[
{
"content": "Alright, alright, alright...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "For what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whaddya think? Today's the big day!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, j... |
[
{
"content": "Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "C'mon, we're roommates! (He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs back out.) My eyes!! My eyes!!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Who is being loud?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you got the whole night, huh?",
"role": "use... |
[
{
"content": "Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right. Okay. Losing the robe. (He takes off the robe.) And the robe is lost.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I'm- I'm showering.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing... I think his butt would be angry here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "God, I love these fingers...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. (He kisses her and pulls her back down.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Don't go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to himself) Too bad, she's leaving.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nono, just you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Lose the other guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "C'mon, we're great together, why not?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y... |
[
{
"content": "I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactly let each other finish...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...The second guy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look at it this way",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No? What happened, big guy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross) \"Big guy?\"",
"role": "a... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My ... |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(determined) Uh-huh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Doesn't m... |
[
{
"content": "(hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back!... |
[
{
"content": "Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, great. This is just...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, you guys, this is big.... |
[
{
"content": "Well, I never call me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi everyone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And officiating at tonight's blackout, is Rabbi Tribbiani.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.",
"role": "u... |
[
{
"content": "That had to hurt!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There you go!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're definitely scaring here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, it's me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I'm fine. (trying to cover up what he is saying) I'm trppd in an ATM vs... |
[
{
"content": "Alright, somebody.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's my sister.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?",
"role": "assis... |
[
{
"content": "The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on,... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... (sigh)... oh, the foot of the bed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Step back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We have a winner!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"co... |
[
{
"content": "It's never gonna happen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(innocently) What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You and Rachel.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(acts surprised) What? (pause) Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Beca... |
[
{
"content": "Um, is it sugarless?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey) OK, here goes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"con... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, where are you going?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Outside.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You can't go out there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because of... the reason.",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "Hmmm... this is so nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OK. Here goes. Fo... |
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