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[
{
"content": "Oh, god. (He puts his head down on the grill) You know, this is still pretty hot. (He picks his head up, and a mushroom sticks to his head. Carol picks it off and eats it.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, it's just...you know the whole \"getting on with your life\" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I do... |
[
{
"content": "No but, no but.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's easy for you to say, you found one already.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, um, will you bring the truck?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, my god.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See, there you go, the cleansing works!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They're nice guys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, they're firemen guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross) Cappuccino. (Hands it to him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Grazie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And a n... |
[
{
"content": "Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Never mind. But it was going to be really good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What's going on?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So.... I quit.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "... the WENUS?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastic) Oh. That WENUS.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what're you going to do?",
"role": "assistant"
}... |
[
{
"content": "Can you see my nipples through this shirt?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I have an appointme... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I love my life, I love my life!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! Brian's Song!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The meeting with the guy went great?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be.... |
[
{
"content": "Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright... (lifts Marcel away)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) OK, try this salmon mousse.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(tasting) Mmmm. Good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is it better than the other salmon mousse?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's creamier.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "My God! What happened to you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) \"You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multina... |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ten dollars an hour for what?",
"role": "assist... |
[
{
"content": "OK.... um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(embarrassed) Wha... what, here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah....",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(panicked) Er.... um.....",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um... uh.... vulva.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in disbelief) Vulva?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastic) Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??",
... |
[
{
"content": "I want to take my tongue... and...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "....and....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Say it... say it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "...run it all over your body until you're... trembling with... with...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(smiling)....with??",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(rushing to explain) Funny story!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're not going to believe this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's OK. It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get... |
[
{
"content": "Well?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(excited) Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look at this! (he opens the curtain to a view of New York City)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "Thank you Helen, that'll be all.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Last time I do that, I promise.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shouting on phone) Wendy, we had a deal! (Listens) Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! (hangs up)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who was that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.... |
[
{
"content": "Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi Steve!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Steve) This is Rachel.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(overemphasizing) Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of (Monica signals her to stop) of, OK, smells.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What's up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(whispers) In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja?",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "Let me, let me get you some wine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course. (Steve sits, Monica brings over a tray) OK, um, these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou sauce... (Steve starts to eat them one by one, quickly)... with just a t... |
[
{
"content": "I'm so glad you liked them!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me? Can I help you with anything?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, we don't. (reaches for box)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Give them to me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, give me the...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(furious) That's it! Dinner is over!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What a tool!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You don't want to work for a guy like that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know... it's just... I thought this was, you know... it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) So, er... how did it go with Celia?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I was unbelievable.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate fi... |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just hap... |
[
{
"content": "How's this? (presses down hard)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sorry. How about over here? (presses down hard again)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt? (presses down elsewhere)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What about this? (she starts using her elbows on his back, he yells in pain)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There you go! (She continues to work him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is unbelievable. Its been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, youd be looking like a ham right about now.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its Phoebe! Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no... how come you are working here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can we start over?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know whether hes testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, \"supposedly\" by accident.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, yeah, Ive done that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And then,... |
[
{
"content": "All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sayin I see a difference.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Theyre twins!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont care. Phoebes Phoebe... |
[
{
"content": "You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Lets not do that any more.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, ooh, fun! Okay... um, Liam Neeson.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Morly Safer.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nope.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hi, um, Im err, (has to clear his throat) Im Ross Geller, and err ah... (pats Carols bulge) ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh, (points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols, just, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent... |
[
{
"content": "Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Like buddies.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know how close women can get.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Although I was married to her.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Err, right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A little.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah! Thats like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And (he imitates the buzzer) to you too, Helen.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay. Send her in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, Nina. Come on in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "WENUS. (Coughs) Weekly Estimated Net...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its not just that shes cute, okay. Its just that... shes really really cute.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It doesnt matter. You dont dip your pen in the company ink.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross, your little creatures got the remote again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Marcel, Marcel, give Rossie the remote. Marcel. Marcel, you give Rossie the remote right now... Marce... you give Rossie the remote...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Relax, Ill fix it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Looking at the television) Cool... \"Urkel\" in Spanish is \"Urkel.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking at the remote) How did he do this?",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, someone was supposed to write \"Rach, take down the lights\" and put it on the re... frigerate... (finally noticing Monicas note stuck to the... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, where you been?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I went back to Riffs. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Score.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "You okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah Im fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Im gonna play my sperm card one more time.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I see. So what do you propose to do?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Flip me for it? No, no, no... heads, heads, heads!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mr. D, hows it going, sir?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So what does this mean?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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