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[
{
"content": "Right, like the kind you...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How'd you know I was coming?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe you did this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Does he know?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You got me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, um, are you gonna call him?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, Joey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. No food with a face.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Monica) Hi, remember us?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Rachel) Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one (little laugh) because uh, you see, I-I, I put the wrong name again. (Little laugh) 'cause um...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Rachel) I am. I'm that stupid. (Little laugh.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Monica) Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Monica) Yeah, I know... (mirroring her friend) ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "What's up with the simian?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's just a fur ball.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay... (returning to the board) ..whose turn is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yours, I just got 43 points for 'KIDNEY'.",
... |
[
{
"content": "You've got to help me my monkey swallowed a 'K'!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What's goin' on?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He he touches himself when nobody's watching. Please, please have a heart!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Michael.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(as Rachel) Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Monica) Oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(as Rachel) Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Monica) Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Ursula) Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Urse...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Ursula) Listen, um...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no, don't say \"listen.\" I know that \"listen.\" I've said that \"listen.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},... |
[
{
"content": "(as Ursula)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You don't drink.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Ursula) That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Urse... (He tries to take her in his arms, but she fen... |
[
{
"content": "(as Ursula) You know... (unconsciously putting a hand on his knee) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Automatically) Yeah. Oooh... (she's sprung.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He looks so tiny.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We just got the message.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is he alright?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. The doctor got the 'K' out. He also found an 'M' and an 'O'.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We think he was trying to spell out 'MONKEY... |
[
{
"content": "Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Tapping Ross on his shoulder) So, you feel like a dad yet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, come on, y... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, look, he's waking up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aqui est. (Here it is!)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A quin pidio el pollo General Tso? (Who ordered General Sal's chicken?)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pudo aver sido General Tso! (It could've been General Sal!)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mira, mira, el viejo desnudo est haciendo el hula hoop! (Look, look, Ugly Naked Guy is doing the hula!)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hola, amigos! (Hey, everybody!)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mira, Ross, Marcel se llevo el control remoto. (Look, Ross, Marcel's got the remote.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Lo que sucedio es que no le gusta la tele! (The thing is, he doesn`t like the program!)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything? (to Monica, quietly)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Lots of responses.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(reading)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"cont... |
[
{
"content": "You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is this still about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?",
"role": "user"... |
[
{
"content": "Shut up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We're notwe're not saying anything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean, that's a typical guy response.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?",
"role": "assistant"... |
[
{
"content": "But you could teach us.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(teaching) OK, so now we draw cards.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, good for you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Congratulations!",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "OK Phoebs, how many do you want?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, I just need two... the, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can'tyou can't do...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh w... |
[
{
"content": "Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...(look of realization)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(changing subject) OK, so at this point, the dealer...",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "(throws down her cards) Dammit, dammit, dammit!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "About what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "About how good your cards were.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He... |
[
{
"content": "Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Settle what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The... Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land, so...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The game, Rachel, the game... |
[
{
"content": "Alright boys, let's eat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, did you get that from the 'I Love Rachel' pizzeria?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You still on that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech... |
[
{
"content": "Marcel! Where are you going with that disc?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You are not putting that on again! Marcel, OKif you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(opening mail) Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ha. Ha, ha.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't think so.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank y... (thinks about it)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross, could we please, please, please listen to anything else?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm gonna pay for that tonight.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it, and if you don't want to play, we comp... |
[
{
"content": "Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no, thats OK. Y'know, I think I'm gonna give it a go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright... (shuffles cards expertly, all the ... |
[
{
"content": "So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright, here's my $... |
[
{
"content": "So, you gals wanna hand over your money now? That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, we done... |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me, where are you going?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh... to the bathroom.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I want to go to the bathroom. (exits)... |
[
{
"content": "Alright. (to Rachel)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Your fly is open, Geller. (he checks it, and zips up)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, that's... that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh... Phoebe? Phoebe?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "And your fly's still open...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ha, I made you look....",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I couldn't be inner. Monica?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica, in or out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(slams down cards) I hate this game!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK Joey, your bet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "First of all, I'm not losing...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you are losing. Definitely losing. (phone rings)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Let's not talk about losing. Just deal the...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(answering phone) H... |
[
{
"content": "Barbara! Hi, how are you? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) No, I understand. Yeah. Oh, oh, come on, no, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah... oh, but you know, if-if anything else opens up, pleaHello? Hello? (hangs up phone, very depressed)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sorry, Rach.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, there's gonna be lots of other stuff.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah...(sigh)....OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.",
"role": "user"
},... |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I fold. (lays cards down, and gets up)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm in. (throws in chips)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How many you want?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "One. (Rachel gives him the card.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dealer takes two. (she deals herself two cards) What do you bet?",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rachel, there's nothing in it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OK, then get me your purse.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK, here you go. Good luck.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "...teen! (throws in a ten-dollar bill)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fifteen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, here's ten. (gives it to him)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Here, I got five, I got five. (Ross takes the money)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"cont... |
[
{
"content": "(lays down cards) Full house.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You got me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Airplane! Airport! Airport '75! Airport '77! Airport '79!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, time's up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pointing at the drawing, upset) Bye... bye... BIRDIE.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's a bird?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's a bird!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK, OK, it's my turn. (reads the answer)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh.... bean! Bean!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(triumphantly) The Unbearable Likeness of Being!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That, you get? That, you get?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, okay, I checked. We have",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Right. ...O... |
[
{
"content": "Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...Gets interrupted. Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi, how was the movie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wonderful!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Alright, I've gotta go. C'mon, Marcel! C'mon! We're gonna go take a bath. Yes we are, aren't we? Yes, we are.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They're still just friends, right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Marcel) And I will see you tomorrow!",
"role": "... |
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