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[
{
"content": "Even when we were having sex in that chair?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please! During that second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, the first time didn't really count... I mean, y'know, 's'Barry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Y'know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice. And now I know.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Big day.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know he's gay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just wanna clarify this",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...I'm, I'm okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoo-hoo!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, there you go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Second date!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...I dunno.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You don't know?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I have no idea. But look how much they spent!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff t... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This woman's living my life.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me! Look ... |
[
{
"content": "How about Joey... Pepponi?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey... Switzerland?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. (Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Stalin...Stalin...do I know that ... |
[
{
"content": "Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What ar... |
[
{
"content": "What d'you think?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Lotsa things.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Which one do you think she is?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What does she mean?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think she means (Imitates) 'You dance",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She could be you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I'm not getting this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Dancing in a swirly, Phoebe kind of way) I'm totally getting it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?",
"role": "assistant"
}
... |
[
{
"content": "What? You just click when they click.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great. It's gym class all over again.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. It's Dutch.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, Pennsylvania Dutch.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Mortified) Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Where've you been?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "At the vet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparen... |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's thi... |
[
{
"content": "Hey. We found her, we found the girl.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you call the cops?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nope. We took her to lunch.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah. Your ... |
[
{
"content": "No way. No way did you do this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It was so wild. We told them we were the Gunnersens in room six fifteen. Only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...They threw us out! I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "'Scuse me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right. Till I bought a blow dryer, then I was shunned.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Reading letters) Oh God. (To Marcel) We didn't get into Scranton. (To the others) That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'd say that chair's taking the brunt.",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "Where exactly is your zoo?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no, he's, he's very docile.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well I, I don't know. Why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why- why- why would he need a blade?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "...He's in.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yo- hooo!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where the hell've you been?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you drunk?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noooo!... |
[
{
"content": "Monica? Monica!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Water rules!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope. Going to t... |
[
{
"content": "Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They've arrested Monic... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How are you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, not... worried, just... wondering.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Not necessarily...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, I'm not actually Amish.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "In. (She joins in the dancing. She still flounders)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, but at least I'm doing it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aww. Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "Marcel, c'mere, c'mere. (He sits down and Marcel jumps down and sits beside him) Well buddy, this is it. There's just a coupla things I want to say. I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you. You've been more than just a pet to me, you've been more like a be- (Marcel climbs d... |
[
{
"content": "Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Holden McGroin.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tell him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Tell him, tell him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just...please tell him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shut up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"co... |
[
{
"content": "You're okay there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Get off.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(points at Joey's pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. What are you wearing?",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just for some short-term-work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pirates again?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "What are you playing with?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it's my new beeper.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I can't pass for 22?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe 25-26.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am 26.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There you go.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can you hear that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(plays with a thumbtack remover) Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See that'll stop when you pick up the phone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Uh, I'm on. (picks up the phone)",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "(answering it) Yes?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whatcha doin'?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh. (leans against the desk)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand... |
[
{
"content": "Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god it's baby time. Baby time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, relax, relax. Just relax, just relax. Be cool, be cool.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Services? (Ross looks at him) Oh, services.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, hey. How was the first day?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "I can't belive it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah. They even do you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They do me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know like... uh okay... uh... 'Could that report be any later?'",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "I don't sound like that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, oh Chandler...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh... Yeah, you do.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "'The hills were alive with the sound of music.'",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reaches for hi scones) My scones.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That is so not... That is so not... That... Oh, shut up!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Did not.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How was that possible?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Unless...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ethan?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you a virgin?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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