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Kazuya Kinoshita | I won’t turn to her anymore. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | I’m done with pretend dating forever. |
Chizuru Ichinose | That dork. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | And this is where my real story begins. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | The story of my precious, yet optimistic campus life. |
kun | Yo, Kazuchin. |
kun | How many times did you jerk it yesterday? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | The story of my rueful virgin life starts now! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Three times! |
kun | Whoa, hardcore! |
Kun | Virgins gonna virgin! |
kun | What’s up, Kazuya? You know her? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Huh? No… |
kun | Who is that, even? |
Kun | I think it’s Ichi… Ichi-something… from the literature department. |
kun | So what's the story? Felt like something was up between you two. |
Kun | Yeah, tell us. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | No… I think I mistook her for someone else. |
kun | What?! |
kun | The heck? Don’t get our hope up like that. |
Kun | Any girl you see makes you think you’ve “met her before”? |
Kun | Virgins gonna virgin. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Speak for yourself! |
kun | We’ll be in touch later. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Sure. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | It’s way too crazy to be true. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | She’s probably just someone else. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Don’t you dare tell anyone! |
Chizuru Ichinose | You don’t know me at all! |
Chizuru Ichinose | And there was nothing between us! |
Chizuru Ichinose | Promise me that! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | So you really are Mizuhara? |
Chizuru Ichinose | Yes, I am. I’m keeping my job a secret. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Problem with that? |
Chizuru Ichinose | I do it because I don’t want people talking behind my back! |
Chizuru Ichinose | Repeat after me! You and I are… |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Okay, okay! I get it! |
Chizuru Ichinose | Sheesh. Why are you even here? |
Chizuru Ichinose | I’ve been avoiding dates in the same area as the college, but this makes it all meaningless. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Goodbye. I pray that you never hit the “I agree” and “confirm” buttons again. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | I can’t believe Mizuhara Chizuru goes to my college… |
Chizuru Ichinose | Huh?! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Why? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Wait, hang on! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Mizuhara-san? It’s you, isn’t it?! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Or wait, Ichinose-san? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Talk about coincidence, huh? |
Chizuru Ichinose | What are you doing here?! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Well, my apartment is next door. |
Chizuru Ichinose | I mean, why do you live here? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Uh, I’m not sure how to answer that. |
Chizuru Ichinose | No interacting with me! |
Chizuru Ichinose | No meddling or prying, either! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | The heck? Don’t act like I’m some kind of stalker. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | But… |
Kazuya Kinoshita | She’s living in my apartment complex… Right next door, even. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Mizuhara Chizuru, of all people. |
Grandma Nagomi | Hey, Kazuya. I finally got through to you. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Oh, you got internet in your hospital room? |
Grandma Nagomi | It’s 980 yen per month for WIFI. |
Grandma Nagomi | An unexpected expense! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | I need to tell her the truth. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Hey, Gran… |
Grandma Nagomi | I’m about to head over to your place, Kazuya. |
Grandma Nagomi | Can you call Chizuru over for me? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Huh? No way! |
Grandma Nagomi | Didn't you know? |
Grandma Nagomi | There’s this popular new mobile game called Hot ’n Steamy Hot Springs Matron. |
Grandma Nagomi | And this “Sen” girl in it is a dead ringer for Chizuru. |
Grandma Nagomi | I ended up whaling for her. |
Grandma Nagomi | See you in a bit, then! I can’t wait! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Wait a- |
Kazuya Kinoshita | What? Gran’s coming over now? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | You need to book a rental girlfriend a week in advance. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | It’s too late now! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | But she’ll snap if I tell her in person that we broke up1 |
Kazuya Kinoshita | What if she cries on me again? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Help me! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Be my girlfriend one more time! |
Chizuru Ichinose | Huh? Are you kidding me? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Please! Gran’s coming over today! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Just an hour… No, even half an hour will do! |
Chizuru Ichinose | Didn't we agree to tell our grandmas we broke up? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | I’m not ready for that conversation yet. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Why should I care?! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | She’s taken a real liking to you! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | She looked so lively talking about you, I couldn't bring myself to tell her! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Please! I beg of you! |
Chizuru Ichinose | Not happening. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Article 3 (c) of the user agreement: Demanding that our talents accompany the user toothier residence, workplace, or other private space is strictly forbidden.” |
Chizuru Ichinose | You’re old enough to know what that means, right? |
Chizuru Ichinose | if you're going to lie, you need to make it right. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Putting things off turns people into children. |
Chizuru Ichinose | And above all, I decided I’m going to finish my report today. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Goodbye! |
Grandma Nagomi | Hey, Kazuya. Put on some tea. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | You got here quick! |
Grandma Nagomi | Gotta strike while the iron’s hot. |
Grandma Nagomi | Look at how filthy this apartment is. |
Grandma Nagomi | No one would guess that the guy living here has a girlfriend. |