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Chizuru Ichinose
Figure that out yourself!
Kazuya Kinoshita
Th-They’re coming!
Chizuru Ichinose
Get over here!
Grandma Nagomi
Not here either?
Grandma Nagomi
Where art thou, Chizuru?
Chizuru Ichinose
Keep it down, stupid!
Kazuya Kinoshita
This is…
Kazuya Kinoshita
The biggest crisis of all!
Chizuru Ichinose
What in the world is wrong with you?!
Kazuya Kinoshita
Nothing! It’s not my fault!
Kazuya Kinoshita
It’s a natural response for any twenty year old guy!
Chizuru Ichinose
Get it back down right now!
Kazuya Kinoshita
I can’t, okay? I just can’t!
Chizuru Ichinose
If you keep it up, I’ll report you to the agency.
Kazuya Kinoshita
Don’t move! You’re making its worse!
Grandma Nagomi
Uh.. are you all right?
Chizuru Ichinose
I am fine, thanks!
Grandma Nagomi
That’s good.
Grandma Nagomi
If I may ask, have you seen a young couple around?
Grandma Nagomi
Really? Thank you!
Grandma Nagomi
The targets are outside!
Kazuya Kinoshita
Looks like she’s gone.
Chizuru Ichinose
Yeah…
Kazuya Kinoshita
This range is l-lethal…
Kazuya Kinoshita
What a slender…
Kazuya Kinoshita
And soft… body!
Kazuya Kinoshita
Wait, right now…
Kazuya Kinoshita
She’s my girlfriend, isn’t she?
Chizuru Ichinose
Like hell!
Chizuru Ichinose
What are you thinking?
Chizuru Ichinose
Don’t forget that I’m just a rental girlfriend!
Chizuru Ichinose
Hell could freeze over, and I still would be yours for real!
Grandma Sayuri
Chizuru? Is that you, Chizuru?
Chizuru Ichinose
Grandma…
Grandma Nagomi
What’s the matter, Ichinose-san?
Grandma Nagomi
Kazuya!
Grandma Sayuri
What's this Kazuya-Kun?
Grandma Sayuri
You mean your grandson’s girlfriend is Chizuru?
Kazuya Kinoshita
Are you serious?!
Grandma Sayuri
Chizuru is my granddaughter.
Kazuya Kinoshita
I shouldn't make this worse for her!
Kazuya Kinoshita
Sorry, Gran! I don’t really have a girl-
Chizuru Ichinose
What?
Chizuru Ichinose
Kazuya- san’s grandmother and mine are friends?
Chizuru Ichinose
What a coincidence! Like it was written in the stars!
Chizuru Ichinose
Or something…
Grandma Nagomi
I don’t believe it.
Grandma Nagomi
To think Chizuru was your granddaughter, Ichinose-san!
Grandma Sayuri
I don’t believe it, either.
Grandma Nagomi
But it all makes sense now.
Grandma Nagomi
Of course your granddaughter would be a bombshell in every possible way!
Grandma Sayuri
Oh, please.
Grandma Sayuri
I can also rest easy if Chizuru is dating your grandson, Kinoshita-san.
Grandma Nagomi
Here’s hoping we go from friends to family when they get married.
Grandma Sayuri
Likewise.
Kazuya Kinoshita
Say no to collusion!
Kazuya Kinoshita
Sorry… I made you lie for me.
Chizuru Ichinose
It’s fine.
Chizuru Ichinose
Lots of clients want to introduce me to their family.
Kazuya Kinoshita
Really?
Chizuru Ichinose
Anyway, it’s partly my fault for keeping this job a secret.
Chizuru Ichinose
Let’s just tell them we broke up.
Chizuru Ichinose
That’s the best option.
Kazuya Kinoshita
Yeah.
Kazuya Kinoshita
My family runs a store called “Nagomi Sake.”
Kazuya Kinoshita
It was started in my granddad’s time and now my mum and dad run it.
Kazuya Kinoshita
Even after my granddad died early.
Kazuya Kinoshita
My grandma keeps it running, despite having debts and my dad to worry about.
Kazuya Kinoshita
So, to our family, my grandma’s like a goddess.
Kazuya Kinoshita
And it’s our goddess’s wish that I find someone nice before she dies.
Kazuya Kinoshita
I’m a real grandma’s boy, so I want ti grant her wish before she goes.
Kazuya Kinoshita
I had a girlfriend for a month, recently.
Kazuya Kinoshita
When I asked her to meet my grandma, she refused.
Kazuya Kinoshita
And ultimately she dumped me.
Kazuya Kinoshita
It was out of desperation that I pressed that button and rented you.
Kazuya Kinoshita
Lame as hell, right?
Kazuya Kinoshita
What am I, a rabbit?
Kazuya Kinoshita
One that dies if it gets lonely.
Chizuru Ichinose
There’s no one alive who doesn't get lonely.
Chizuru Ichinose
Just a lot of people good at hiding it.
Chizuru Ichinose
They all fill the void in their heart with work or significant others.
Kazuya Kinoshita
I’ll apologise to my grandma…
Kazuya Kinoshita
And introduce a real girlfriend to her someday.
Kazuya Kinoshita
I’ll figure it out myself.
Kazuya Kinoshita
After all, there’s no way to get your true self on rental.
Kazuya Kinoshita
Ow!
Kazuya Kinoshita
What was that for?!
Chizuru Ichinose
That was corny as hell! Gross!
Chizuru Ichinose
Could you please not drag me into your embarrassingly self-absorbed soliloquy?
Kazuya Kinoshita
Y-You’re one to talk, with the corny act you put one every day!
Chizuru Ichinose
Hey, I do it for work. Corny is perfectly fine by me.
Kazuya Kinoshita
Hey, uh… Sorry about everything today.
Kazuya Kinoshita
And thanks.
Chizuru Ichinose
I’m no different. I want to make my family happy, too.
Chizuru Ichinose
But, I just can’t quit this job right now.
Chizuru Ichinose
I don’t want anything like today’s date ever again.
Chizuru Ichinose
But whenever you find yourself feeling like a rabbit.
Chizuru Ichinose
Feel free to call me.
Kazuya Kinoshita
Nah.
Kazuya Kinoshita
I doubt I’ll see Mizuhara Chizuru ever again.