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chan | Later! |
kun | That’s him, officer! |
kun | The guy ogling his ex’s thighs first thing in the morning! |
Kun | I get it. Mami chan is fine. |
kun | She’s feminine as hell, and she’s a total looker. |
kun | To top it off, she seems kinda easy. |
kun | And she’s sure to go the extra mile in bed, too. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | You’re the one ogling her! |
kun | Her, on the other hand? She’ll just lie there and do nothing. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Dude… |
kun | Anyway, let me give you a solid piece of advice as an old bud. |
kun | Forget about Mami-chan. |
kun | She’s way out of your league. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Coming, Coming! |
Chizuru Ichinose | What are you doing? |
Chizuru Ichinose | Isn’t it time to head over to the hospital? |
Chizuru Ichinose | Let’s pick somewhere else to meet up. |
Chizuru Ichinose | If my agency finds out we’re meeting by our front doors, they’ll fire me. |
Chizuru Ichinose | We won’t be socialising outside of dates. |
Chizuru Ichinose | But I’ll do my job as usual when I’m your “girlfriend”. |
Chizuru Ichinose | There’s no need to go easy on me in reviews. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Gotcha. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Okay, do you mind? |
Chizuru Ichinose | It’s better for both of us to get the formalities out of the way, yeah? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Oh, yeah. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Thank you very much. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Shall we get going, Kazuya-kun? |
Grandma Nagomi | Chizuru, my angel! |
Grandma Nagomi | Stop by again! |
Chizuru Ichinose | Can we hold hands? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | What? O-Oh, sure. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | It’s just part of her routine! |
kun | Kazuya? |
kun | What’re you doing here? |
kun | Oh, right! The hospital Nagomi- san’s in is around here! |
kun | Wait, who is that? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Crap! They’ll realise it’s Ichinose! |
kun | Sorry! He’s a sheltered idiot, but please don’t sign him up to your cult! |
Kun | H-He has no money, so you're better off hitting up someone else to sell your urns! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | It’s not like that you guys! |
kun | It’s okay. Don’t worry! We’re here for you! |
kun | The first step to healing is admitting that you’ve been wronged! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | I don’t need your counselling! I’m telling you that’s not it! |
kun | Open your eyes, fool! |
kun | There’s no other explanation for you getting ti hold hands with an S-ranked hottie! |
kun | Is she a runaway? Or wait, your long lost sister? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Knock it off! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Y-You’re being rude… |
Kazuya Kinoshita | to my… |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Girlfriend! |
Kun | Girlfriend? |
Chizuru Ichinose | Hello, I’m Mizuhara. |
Chizuru Ichinose | Kazuya-san and I have been dating for a bit. |
kun | “Girlfriend”?! |
Kun | Does he mean that thing where you go on dates, eat pancakes, put up couple selfies on social media. |
Kun | And like each other’s posts?! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | What else is there? |
Chizuru Ichinose | D-Dont push your luck. |
Kun | Sire! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | What the heck? This feels amazing! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Standing next to me is the GOAT cutie! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Like a raging, I’ve gone from last place to winning in life in one fell swoop! |
kun | Get over here! |
kun | Did you do her? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Huh? |
Kun | We’re asking if you’ve had sex! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Uh…not yet. |
Kun | Good man! |
kun | Lose your virginity to a babe like that, and you’ll never forget it! |
kun | Your sex life will be ruined forever! |
Kun | No other girl will satisfy you! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | These jerks… |
kun | Sorry about that! My name’s Kibe, ma’am |
Kun | And I’m Kuribayashi. |
kun | While you must be very busy on your date, we would love to invite you both to a drinking session. |
kun | Sasano-senpai called us out of nowhere. |
Kun | You’ll come, right, Kazuya? |
kun | As a dude, you’ll never get another chance like this. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Of course. We were just talking about getting some grub. |
kun | There we go! |
Kun | Come this way, ma’am. |
Kun | You two take the elevator. |
kun | We’ll use the stairs. |
Kazuya Kinoshita | I’m sorry! |
Chizuru Ichinose | What are you playing at?! |
Chizuru Ichinose | How many lies must you tell before you’re satisfied?! |
Chizuru Ichinose | Also, we’ve gone way past an hour! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | I’ll pay for an extension, okay? |
Kazuya Kinoshita | I’ve known that guy since we were kids! He’s friendly with my gran, too! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | If he finds out about the rental girlfriend thing, so will she! |
Chizuru Ichinose | What? I can’t have that! |
Chizuru Ichinose | Even my grandma will find out, then! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Please! I’ll tell him soon enough that we broke up, anyway! |
Kazuya Kinoshita | Help me make him a believer for now! |
Kun | Oh, they’re here. |
kun | Come this way, you two. |
kun | Sorry, we’re late! I brought Kazuya! |
kun | What’s more, he’s with his girlfriend! |
kun | Uh…What’s with this mood? |
chan | Kazu-kun. |