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seventh-day adventists to vote on women's ordination in 2015 | not sarcastic |
state department releases more clinton emails | not sarcastic |
oscar mayer inedibles not huge success | sarcastic |
presidential debate sidetracked by booker, de blasio arguing about best place in lower manhattan to get tapas | sarcastic |
anti-abortion leader emerges as white nationalist | not sarcastic |
merrick garland tears up during fifth grade commencement address | not sarcastic |
son's black market value checked online | sarcastic |
clinton bleeds to death | sarcastic |
want to pass bills in the texas legislature? try bipartisanship. | not sarcastic |
coworker who just threw fit and stormed out of room looked like total badass | sarcastic |
clinton fumbles with submarine controls; 'everything's in german!' he shouts | sarcastic |
man runs into ex-wife while wearing sandwich board | sarcastic |
creating is a drug | not sarcastic |
personal trainer has desk | sarcastic |
majority whip displays impaled senator outside capitol building as warning to all who cross party lines | sarcastic |
the spice girls' 'wannabe' music video just got a rad feminist makeover | not sarcastic |
test-driven teacher evaluations strike out | not sarcastic |
trevor noah 'fires' michelle wolf from 'the daily show' | not sarcastic |
man born to party dies partying | sarcastic |
world meets premiere | not sarcastic |
nigel, the lonely seabird, dies next to the concrete bird replica he loved for 5 years | not sarcastic |
elderly woman spends day in park feeding pigeons dismembered husband | sarcastic |
try to keep calm but k-pop band bts is getting a documentary series | not sarcastic |
trump: 'it's my honor to deliver the first-ever state of the union' | sarcastic |
'friends' co-creator on whether or not we'll get a reboot | not sarcastic |
nipsey russell estate releases volume of previously unpublished couplets | sarcastic |
tom hanks brags how 'smokin' hot' rita wilson is after 29 years of marriage | not sarcastic |
'you are donald trump, 45th president of the united states,' trump reads from faded tattoo on wrist | sarcastic |
scholars say constitution is open to differing interpretations because nobody can read that crazy script | sarcastic |
how to find the right haircut for your face shape | not sarcastic |
why no more than a dribble of outside spending in kansas? | not sarcastic |
alzheimer's and making peace with god | not sarcastic |
elizabeth taylor watches cleopatra alone in dark | sarcastic |
latinos face digital divide in health care | not sarcastic |
in the face of systemic racism, south asians must not keep silent | not sarcastic |
'it's like biggie and tupac all over again,' says dumbass of korean conflict | sarcastic |
uninformed buffoon barely comprehends conversation about taylor swift | sarcastic |
virulent strain of soy flu traced to single tofurkey | sarcastic |
'guardians of the galaxy' director masterfully trolls marvel executive impersonator | not sarcastic |
dwarf actor assured guest spot on 'how i met your mother' will not be demeaning | sarcastic |
want better behaved kids? tell them they're so loved | not sarcastic |
rachel mcadams doesn't look like this anymore | not sarcastic |
latino democrats arrested protesting trump on immigration | not sarcastic |
how to tell if a dinosaur is fake | not sarcastic |
5 late-night hosts made the same dumb joke about trump's nondisclosure agreement | not sarcastic |
enrique iglesias and anna kournikova share first photos of newborn twins | not sarcastic |
gray wolves sighted in capitol building for first time in 85 years | sarcastic |
hiring your first employee - what you don't know can hurt your business | not sarcastic |
live: south korea vs. algeria | not sarcastic |
after one too many fouls, the world cup deserves a red card | not sarcastic |
5 tricks from mom to help you manage stress | not sarcastic |
these kids' portraits of the trump administration should hang in a gallery | not sarcastic |
most people will have a mental health condition at some point | not sarcastic |
thursday's morning email: va scandal worse than previously thought | not sarcastic |
forged federal document complicates a growing fight over national monument designation in utah | not sarcastic |
historic senator robert byrd imploded in controlled demolition | sarcastic |
khloe kardashian joins 'waist gang' | not sarcastic |
jessie james decker shares inspiring message about post-baby bodies | not sarcastic |
the 6 secrets of self-control | not sarcastic |
rudy's america | not sarcastic |
watch an escalator malfunction send flyers hockey fans flying | not sarcastic |
disappointing prince vaults found to contain 37,000 hours of billy joel covers | sarcastic |
everyone in motorcycle gang jewish | sarcastic |
rnc troubled by steve wynn sexual assault allegations, plans to keep his money anyway | not sarcastic |
12 stunning photos of 'tiny dancers' caught in action | not sarcastic |
5 key habits to living a radiant life | not sarcastic |
seth meyers shreds gop hypocrisy over donald trump's attacks on amazon | not sarcastic |
unhinged lunatic using facebook to spread conspiracy theories | sarcastic |
buying everything hairstylist recommends would cost $8,000 | sarcastic |
freakonomist keeps close eye on ge stock versus height of mexican weightlifters | sarcastic |
violence erupts at trump rally after supporters clash with protesting gop leaders | sarcastic |
meth production in illinois sees decrease after four-year increase | not sarcastic |
paralyzed man determined to still live normal sedentary life | sarcastic |
ever wish you could live inside your favorite book? you can at this incredible new place | not sarcastic |
dickipedia: founder of bikram yoga | not sarcastic |
child getting pretty cozy with stranger's leg | sarcastic |
how the axact scandal changed pakistan's media | not sarcastic |
iphone gadget turns any surface into a musical instrument | not sarcastic |
2012 marvel handbook casually reveals peter parker uncircumcised | sarcastic |
last person to voluntarily write essay dies | sarcastic |
how to get good with money in a year | not sarcastic |
more americans concerned illegal immigrants will take their spot on couch | sarcastic |
where in the world is the best place to be in may? | not sarcastic |
how to replace your self-doubt with unshakeable confidence | not sarcastic |
black voters helped elect the man who prosecuted birmingham church bombers | not sarcastic |
ruling galaxies but not countries: new research on women in film | not sarcastic |
deadlocked supreme court: 'someone's voting twice' | sarcastic |
wednesday's morning email: why the latest comey news matters | not sarcastic |
monkey robs jewelry store and we go bananas (video) | not sarcastic |
cia to shift focus to greeting cards | sarcastic |
thieves make off with museum's most valuable docents | sarcastic |
cancer topples chavez in bloodless coup | sarcastic |
authorities say blacklight analysis shows velvet poster of mushroom kingdom looking even cooler than previously imagined | sarcastic |
secrets of a professional present purchaser | not sarcastic |
man with hammer-induced thumb injury appeals to christ almighty | sarcastic |
women who write about tech are still being abused online | not sarcastic |
harry styles comforts fan mid-panic attack, restores our faith in humanity | not sarcastic |
these 5 decisions define you as an entrepreneur | not sarcastic |
the 'danish girl' creative team share their experiences with the story | not sarcastic |
friend moving apartments probably just going to rent u-haul, have nervous breakdown | sarcastic |