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john kasich admits he's against d.c. statehood because it would give democrats more votes | not sarcastic |
apple will turn next iphone into wallet | not sarcastic |
following ray bradbury's death, thousands of people buy kindle version of book about demise of paper books | sarcastic |
stormy daniels, james comey arrive at white house for state dinner | sarcastic |
hare krishnas: 'hare krishna, hare krishna, krishna krishna, hare hare' | sarcastic |
study: average father thinks about sealing in meat's juices 4 to 5 hours a day | sarcastic |
big wave surfer breaks his back in harrowing wipeout on video | not sarcastic |
angelina jolie stuns in first rollerblading competition since double mastectomy | sarcastic |
michael bolton singing john bolton's scary words about war is almost soothing | not sarcastic |
microsoft and amazon have a plan for driverless cars | not sarcastic |
new hampshire passes law forcing old people to watch gays marry | sarcastic |
report: it time to give up | sarcastic |
harried woman on train quickly doing plastic surgery on face before work | sarcastic |
in search of the sea gypsies (photos) | not sarcastic |
what happened at a texas frat when they thought no one was watching | not sarcastic |
obama: opinions of 'some adviser' are no reflection of affordable care act | not sarcastic |
university of tulsa off the hook in sexual assault lawsuit | not sarcastic |
'flatbread means pizza,' man explains to visiting father | sarcastic |
donald trump compares trade deal to rape | not sarcastic |
one little girl beat the deadliest form of tuberculosis. she is very lucky. | not sarcastic |
report: 99% of employees would use boss as human shield in event of workplace attack | sarcastic |
cover letter specifically tailored to company even sadder than generic ones | sarcastic |
5 awesome festivals in india you shouldn't miss | not sarcastic |
dan quayle on standby to take over as bush family patriarch after george h.w. admitted to icu | sarcastic |
texan feels emotionally empty after chili cook-off | sarcastic |
man trying to leave hateful message at local synagogue frustrated phone line always tied up with other threats | sarcastic |
report: 38% of road trips end with burying friend in shallow grave in desert | sarcastic |
busy philipps consoles michelle williams on 10th anniversary of heath ledger's death | not sarcastic |
the weeknd, mark ronson and bruno mars lead soul train nominations | not sarcastic |
transgender community caught slightly off guard by baskin-robbins' enthusiastic support | sarcastic |
steve allen: gone, forgotten | sarcastic |
paul giamatti lauded for supporting role in area murder | sarcastic |
new york times editorial board endorses john kasich for gop nomination | not sarcastic |
orlando foundation releases preview art of interim pulse memorial | not sarcastic |
eyes removed in violent yearbook attack | sarcastic |
wwi liturgy will atone for outbreak of 'the great war' | not sarcastic |
breaking: congressmen walking somewhere | sarcastic |
francis ford coppola admits wedding scene in 'the godfather' needed more lasagna | sarcastic |
study finds 73% of marble statuettes of achilles used to beat to death wealthy dowager | sarcastic |
grandma defiantly taking scone recipe to grave | sarcastic |
what our grieving family needs from loved ones this holiday season | not sarcastic |
area man thinks movie he saw should have been nominated | sarcastic |
fantasizing priest accidentally turns communion wafer into body of altar boy | sarcastic |
mom learns about new vegetable | sarcastic |
this artist created a show just for dogs, and they loved it | not sarcastic |
god realizes he forgot to put souls in humans | sarcastic |
to fight human trafficking, the budget must protect homeless kids | not sarcastic |
dollar store has great deal on fig nortons | sarcastic |
john mccain not going to ask cindy mccain twice | sarcastic |
lebron and friends opened the espys with a speech you need to hear | not sarcastic |
donald trump finally attacks ted cruz, referencing his cuban heritage | not sarcastic |
how to avoid ending up in a tree in the amazon | not sarcastic |
poll: trump and clinton are both spectacularly unpopular candidates | not sarcastic |
romney rolls sleeves all the way up over his head | sarcastic |
this is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future' | not sarcastic |
lazy poor person has never earned passive income from stock dividends a day in his life | sarcastic |
john kerry says that the u.s. will have to negotiate with syrian president bashar al-assad | not sarcastic |
john lennon's journey to feminism and why it matters in the era of trump | not sarcastic |
here's why french queer activists hung a banner against french president macron | not sarcastic |
an open letter to the united church of christ | not sarcastic |
turkey soccer match canceled, stadium evacuated over security fears | not sarcastic |
harambe's grandmother euthanized at miami zoo | not sarcastic |
10 days that shook the regressive world | not sarcastic |
ohio state uses t-shirt blaster to pass out diplomas | sarcastic |
our american life | not sarcastic |
kevin hart wore 'all black for a reason' at the oscars | not sarcastic |
cnn technicians rush to empty wolf blitzer's urine tank midway through election coverage | sarcastic |
angela merkel supports partial burka and niqab ban in germany | not sarcastic |
man who enjoys popular rock songs discovers perfect radio station | sarcastic |
trump postpones grand opening of trump tower moscow until fuss over bombshell report dies down | sarcastic |
'make daddy die'聽whispered into build-a-bear | sarcastic |
kourtney kardashian has a girls' night out with her hollywood crew | not sarcastic |
tom hanks vows he won't stop until he has portrayed every last american | sarcastic |
motion picture academy releases complete list of films that can be enjoyed without supporting sexual predator | sarcastic |
florida woman crashes wedding, and it doesn't end well | not sarcastic |
david remnick quietly relieved he won't have to lose debate to steve bannon in front of everyone | sarcastic |
this supreme court case could significantly weaken teachers unions | not sarcastic |
judge awards heather mills writing credit on 'eleanor rigby' | sarcastic |
china on track to develop indian railways as xi heads to south asia | not sarcastic |
michele bachmann figures why not, introduces homosexual-beheading bill | sarcastic |
u.s. job growth rebounds sharply, unemployment rate hits 4.4 percent | not sarcastic |
mother's day card mailed | sarcastic |
spider-man mask spices up blind date | sarcastic |
ethics group blasts pence for using government travel for colts stunt | not sarcastic |
alabama education official warns of 'homosexualist' common core takeover | not sarcastic |
kim cattrall offers curt response to cynthia nixon's new york governor run | not sarcastic |
ambitious test on tap for real-life 'flying saucer' | not sarcastic |
the gop would probably have a better chance of winning without trump | not sarcastic |
cnn anchor interviews al jazeera anchor who interviewed libyan rebels | sarcastic |
simple ways to easily save over $600 a year | not sarcastic |
how your morning and nighttime routines affect your health | not sarcastic |
federal judge pencils blocking trump's unconstitutional executive orders into monthly schedule | sarcastic |
but she can talk? | not sarcastic |
gulf of mexico inducted into opec | sarcastic |
man prone to lying beds woman prone to lying prone | sarcastic |
divorced man forced to get back down to dating weight | sarcastic |
video highlights the kind of breastfeeding shaming we don't really talk about | not sarcastic |
this season, the nfl got political. roger goodell is still trying to pretend it's not. | not sarcastic |
lovelorn app aches to know your location | sarcastic |
university of texas professors sue to block guns in classrooms | not sarcastic |