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why being proud of the little things you do will help you in the long run | not sarcastic |
skeleton crew makes its move | not sarcastic |
the overselling of ed tech | not sarcastic |
man removing sweatshirt offers coworkers tantalizing glimpse of bare midriff | sarcastic |
ex-girlfriend making huge mistake | sarcastic |
the 7 stages of potty training | not sarcastic |
intellectual property rights as fleeting as the scent of jasmine, mayfly's wing in autumn | sarcastic |
use twitter like a pro with these simple keyboard shortcuts | not sarcastic |
call off the search, the cutest donuts in the world have been found | not sarcastic |
warranty outlasts company | sarcastic |
want to start school later? avoid these 10 common traps | not sarcastic |
jail deputies arrested for allegedly beating mentally ill inmate to death | not sarcastic |
stephen colbert thinks he's found proof: 'there is definitely a pee pee tape' | not sarcastic |
want a simpler tax code? sure, but it will cost you. | not sarcastic |
most items at garage sale haunted | sarcastic |
the rock announced his 2020 presidential bid on 'snl' (kind of) | not sarcastic |
wellesley college removes phrase 'hot all-girl action' from school brochure | sarcastic |
are we really sure we want a president pence? | not sarcastic |
relationship based on mutual love of woodcrafts | sarcastic |
bill cosby feeling better about retrial now that climate around sexual assault has cooled down | sarcastic |
mall pastry shop takes oscar for best cinnabontography | sarcastic |
paul mccartney's mix-cd for new girlfriend a little self-indulgent | sarcastic |
djimon hounsou to play every african in the world | sarcastic |
dear 2017 | not sarcastic |
how to handle the election this holiday season: a shout out to indiana, pennsylvania-based welcome home, a community group doing good. | not sarcastic |
long-silent facebook friend comes out of woodwork with post asking about insulating windows | sarcastic |
the bachelorette's 'whaboom' guy was the actual worst | not sarcastic |
united apologizes to passenger with cerebral palsy who had to crawl off plane | not sarcastic |
server unbelievably touched to be asked own opinion on whether enchiladas or burger better choice | sarcastic |
one beer can't do local alcoholic any harm | sarcastic |
critics blast al gore's documentary as 'realistic' | sarcastic |
the most beautiful acceptance speech this week came from a queer korean | not sarcastic |
alan rickman ends pizza delivery order with ominous 'so be it' | sarcastic |
here's how to instantly boost your dating confidence | not sarcastic |
study: 90% of bike accidents preventable by buying car like a normal person | sarcastic |
study: average person's enjoyment of vacation drops 36% for each additional family member present | sarcastic |
newtown victim's animal sanctuary dream becomes a reality | not sarcastic |
report: more elderly improving cognitive function by solving murders | sarcastic |
man just using virgin mary to get to jesus | sarcastic |
video store's 'favorites' shelf offers telling glimpse into manager's psyche | sarcastic |
dunkin' donuts introduces new girl scout-flavored coffee | sarcastic |
protesters march in wisconsin after unarmed black man shot dead by police | not sarcastic |
trump's support for punishing qatar is misguided | not sarcastic |
one death linked to listeria in dole packaged salad | not sarcastic |
john avildsen, oscar-winning director of 'rocky,' dead at 81 | not sarcastic |
man who saw 'star wars: the force awakens' 6 times over holidays thought it was pretty good | sarcastic |
trump's prefrontal cortex admits it can't possibly filter all impulsive comments coming from rest of brain | sarcastic |
gop senator: my family went from 'cotton to congress in a lifetime' | not sarcastic |
baha'i prayer and quotes about america | not sarcastic |
moviegoer manages to sneak candy past teenage usher earning $7 an hour | sarcastic |
congress continues debate over whether or not nation should be economically ruined | sarcastic |
researchers discover new source of airborne antibiotic-resistant bacteria | not sarcastic |
people have an odd craving for pineapple during the oscars, according to data | not sarcastic |
walletless biden found handcuffed to bedpost | sarcastic |
writer michelle theall talks memoir teaching the cat to sit and lgbt issues (audio) | not sarcastic |
barber not even excited anymore by bringing home free bags of hair at end of day | sarcastic |
harry belafonte is really concerned about trump supporters | not sarcastic |
chimp actor looking to direct | sarcastic |
horrifying doll sitting on neighbor's porch whether it's halloween or not | sarcastic |
biden searching white house one last time for missing pet snake | sarcastic |
unearthed cave painting of wooly mammoth, saber-tooth tiger reveals humans have debated what things would win in a fight since 30,000 b.c. | sarcastic |
look: iconic jean company introduces gay pride line | not sarcastic |
dvd contains 87 minutes of previously unseen movie | sarcastic |
hyperrealistic drawings ask viewers to take a closer look at homeless communities | not sarcastic |
the peace process is dying at the hands of israel with help from hamas | not sarcastic |
man cites nature as inspiration for random cruelty | sarcastic |
woman injured in hostile makeover | sarcastic |
tampa sports teams donate money to help move confederate monument | not sarcastic |
tokyo squeezes in five more residents | sarcastic |
area stadium inadequate | sarcastic |
photos from 'ahs' set may help explain all those creepy blond children | not sarcastic |
misery may love company, but your company should not love misery | not sarcastic |
el chapo pleads not guilty to drug charges | not sarcastic |
alabama forced to release thousands of sex offenders after inmates deny charges | sarcastic |
high tech hospital could shake up children's healthcare | not sarcastic |
8 super effective ways to use social media to land your next job | not sarcastic |
diabetic, gout-ridden kim jong-un by far healthiest person in north korea | sarcastic |
the assassination of democracy: a death of a thousand cuts | not sarcastic |
field museum officials announce long-awaited pregnancy of prized t-rex | sarcastic |
cyber monday 2015 may set a new record | not sarcastic |
cities move to outlaw hollow-point silver bullets after wave of gruesome werewolf slayings | sarcastic |
millions of kids could be at risk because of this deadly dresser | not sarcastic |
clint dempsey talks world cup, jurgen klinsmann and the pressures facing team usa | not sarcastic |
who's that woman dressed like bowie at the oscars? introducing, sandy powell. | not sarcastic |
consumer entering that awkward age between target demographics | sarcastic |
house conservatives introduce resolution to impale rod rosenstein | sarcastic |
debra messing doesn't want you to freak out about a 'will & grace' revival just yet (update) | not sarcastic |
ice agent trying to think of fun name for jail cell before locking up immigrant child | sarcastic |
check out these exhausted olympians at the end of the decathlon | not sarcastic |
new envelope pushes envelope envelope | sarcastic |
god wondering whatever happened to that planet where he made all those monkeys | sarcastic |
huffpost expands its reporting, video and audio teams with latest round of new hires | not sarcastic |
jury finds ex-cop guilty of child molestation, he drinks poison | not sarcastic |
earth ranked number one party planet | sarcastic |
balance... a reminder from the washing machine | not sarcastic |
man in bar makes general inquiry about the ladies | sarcastic |
pelosi throws cold water on tax extenders bill as talks run down to the wire | not sarcastic |
trump's obsession with chinese currency manipulation is sooo 2014 | not sarcastic |
fiscal challenges for nyc's health and hospitals corporation | not sarcastic |
victoria's secret releases sexy black lace sleep apnea mask | sarcastic |