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This post convinced me to dump my student loan into costco. Pray for me.
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Honestly I can see a shit ton of people go in on this.
It actually has all the right shit going for it, joking aside
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But it’s one store? Plus it hasn’t been open ver... |
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I expect this to be our subreddit wallpaper by end of day.
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God I love a good ole hard bull market ....
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Is this a real animal? Asking for a friend
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Yup tell your “friend” to grab his ankles and say bull market — three times... |
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I'm confused, what does lottogopher do exactly? Pick lottery tickets for people?
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You order tickets online and they go-fer the tickets, get it? That way you don't have to wait in line at the Qwik-E-Mart to talk face to face with a heavy smoking min wage empl... |
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What everyone is saying is that you actually know nothing compared to everyone else here. You’re gambling and justifying it. Don’t get offended or defensive unless you’re boutta revenge trade with some margin calls. If it was that easy to day trade there would be no WSB.
A... |
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REAL TALK INCOMING If you're here and you identify with any of the brokebois in that thread, you need to close out all your shitty QQQ naked calls or whatever the fuck else it is you "yolo'd" on and invest it in yourself and your job marketability. You will see far greater g... |
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How far out are your options?
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He's up 100% on the day, so probably FDs
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what are FDs
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Weeklies
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Weekly OTMs
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if you're bearish in the short term but bullish in the long term and can wait 30 days before rebuying (assuming the stock is cheaper or stays at the same
price), this is a great tax-loss harvesting move.
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Robinhood doesn't make you pay taxes.
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Sounds like a good name for an ebook 10 Steps to Become A Millionaire
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Step 1: Double your money
Step 2: Double your money
. . .
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What's step 3?!
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Download the full book to find out!
Investors *hate* him for sharing thei... |
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I love waffle fries.
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A place near my work has these but they are called "lattice chips" and are $12 for a cereal bowl full of them with a side of aioli (generic chipotle) sauce.
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Aioli =/= chipotle
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No shit. You can't sel... |
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I used to be just like you, and then after a lot of lurking and seeing everybody making easy money on SPY options, I got into options around December. Now I've lost it all.
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That's why you stick with meme tech stocks.
Even if you get fucked on an earnings ... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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"We'll make Mexico pay for it"
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"Words like dingus aren't for everyone. It's a big word.... |
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[Here's a diagram](https://explainoptions.com/?d=long%2520150%2520120%2520put%2520at%25201.8094%250Along%2520350%2520115%2520put%2520at%25201.743%250Along%2520700%2520110%2520put%2520at%25200.1977%250Along%25201500%2520105%2520put%2520at%25200.08%250Along%25203000%2520100%25... |
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Anyone can deposit 500k into RH, then withdrawal 50k at a time.
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I tried my bank wouldn’t let me
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Yo that’s bullshit dude. You should write a letter
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Yea, I’m thinking of going with “moderately concerned”
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Bathroom. You'll just be the guy with a small bladder
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At 8:30 cst and 2:50 every Monday-Friday
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You go to the bathroom twice a day at work? I go at least 3 times in an hour after my morning coffee.
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You may wanna get tha... |
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I gave my son a hundred dollar bill tonight for xmas. I told him he could have the hundred or give it back to me to invest on Monday and make $300. He gave it back to me.... lol....
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Looking forward to the “I lost my son’s $100 telling him I was a professi... |
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Take money out of bank.
Spend a bunch of it on physical goods like gold or something.
Hide said gold.
Go to casino for a night, spend a little money.
Claim during divorce proceedings that you squandered it on gambling due to emotional distress.
Reclaim gold, buy island, b... |
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The economy is fine dickhead
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This tax bill is gonna bankrupt the countries.
I sold all my stocks today this is the worst. Glad I got out early
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"This tax bill is gonna bankrupt the countries." How many countries are in the United Stat... |
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I shared with them once, and then they got my info and started spamming the shit out of me and my physical mailbox. Felt like they wasted all the cash that I gave them by spamming me.
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Welcome to the world of non-profit donating - where the asking, campaigni... |
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Ban if not true!! I hope its true though.
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I'm fucking pissed. Sold my shares, which I bought at $5.35, at $12.99. Spent a shitton of time analyzing the fundamentals and concluded that 13 was a fair price.
What really pisses me off is that all that's change... |
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Step 1: Don't go to a school that puts you $100k in debt.
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I will never understand why people go in that much debt for college.
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so that you can get a lucrative job? Maybe this is why you guys are so terrible at investing
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Then his son was a speed(the drug) addict, molested hundreds of women and killed Marilyn Monroe because she was pregnant
But it was fine because he was a Democrat.
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And started Vietnam!
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JFK is guilty of escalating it, for sure. But... |
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Selling my FB put!!!! Back in the greeeeen baby!!! What a day
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I almost bought a 200 put because if you. Wish I had.
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I got 2 200p expiring Friday. What are these things going to be worth?
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$30-$40 (x100) each probably.
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I am panicking now, what do I do? Do I buy? sell? I was promised that the market has great fundamentals ��
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When everything is going down you should find a reason why its happening. Dow would've been 26500 now if Trump didn't tweet about trade wars, steel ta... |
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Idc what anyone says, side by side this shit does not taste like meat lol
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When the cows all have BSE and are banned for giving people brain cancer, you won't be able to do a side by side comparison and won't be able tell the difference.
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Oh... |
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Did you inherit this money? No way you built up to a million to lose it all from a thread of autists
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My other account is u/baddaytrader you can watch the rise and fall from my post and comment history
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Why did you create a new account? ... |
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After today and the last two days I'm getting ready to sell everything for a loss and sit on cash and bonds until Trump stops being Trump.
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Only 6 more years.
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Not the way he's fucking with the economy
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the economy is greate... |
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This is a nice "life-lesson" story, but it doesn't tell the full story. Peter Buffett also has his own charitable foundation which Pappy Buffett has given tens of millions to over the years. With these charitable foundations comes the ability to draw a salary and bill other ... |
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If you know what you are doing you won’t profit this much
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Preach my nigga preach. Had some big ups and downs when i was new to options and wsb. Fast forward 2 years later i’m only fucking with monthlies.
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i only bought FDs for a month and u... |
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I think he actually enjoys internet culture quite a lot and tries to be part of it. Good for him
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Maybe get a seperate account for that that isn’t also tweeting urgent investor news...
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No. People shouldn't exist at the whim of investors.
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I know you guys all trolling but this is honestly sad :(
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it's only $5k, if he can't afford to lose it he shouldn't be gambling with it
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5k is most people in this subs net worth
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Don't forget net worth is assets **minus lia... |
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I sell jewelery and I have to agree with the statement that millennials aren't buying medium/high end diamonds. Many of them are still living with their parents, crushed by crippling student loans. Those that can actually afford it seem to prioritize the down payment on a ca... |
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Looks like the rich want the poor to hold the bags soon, they need people to buy stocks up here first...
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Morgan Stanley and Citi have announced they're reducing holdings and turning very defensive.
Spot on mate.
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Dumbest thing I've rea... |
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Why do amazon options have to be so expensive? :'(
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Because the underlying is $$$$$$$.
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What's the PE ratio? You really think it's going to grow that much? Aren't these companies already servicing everybody?
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They’re at ... |
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Good. Private prisons disgusts me.
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...on the real they're absolutely despicable
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Hopefully the DEA is next
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Yep. It's what this country needs: No private prisons and no drug arrests. That would be awesome.
People would a... |
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currently doing a "50% split YOLO":
50% JNUG 50% JDST
wish me luck guys
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Lmao I was about to write the exact same thing.
Just theoretically though, if they had dividends that might actually be smart.
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after fees and decay?
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What's the stock symbol for nintendo? NTDOF?
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thats japan. NTDOY for the u.s. exchanges
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> NTDOF
wtf lmao no it's not. NTDOY and NTDOF are both ADRs, but NTDOY has higher liquidity and represents 1/8th of a full japanese share while ... |
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Musk and the next four largest stockholders hold about 40% of all shares. I don't think Musk cares either way. He cares about long term, not short. But of course wall street only cares about this week/month/quarter. And we all know companies can grow forever even with finite... |
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Buy AMC. Their new A-list subscription pass is gonna benefit from MoviePass’s demise
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It’s not a bad deal except it only works on amc
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Largest theatre network in the world, with theatres throughout America and Europe. Unless you’re in a ru... |
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Remember kids, its not a loss if you don't sell.
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That super Jew is comfy right now: https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
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Someone add it up
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$6.878 billion
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Damn how much is that in te... |
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Ok I will get it started:
"Dear Dr. Su:
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"How much do you charge for sex? I'm asking for a friend"
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"Can I pay in NVDA processors?"
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"Also are you in to micropenises? Just curious."
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"would you be intereste... |
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Are you surprised by the outcome of your decisions?
EDIT: Thank you for the Gold. Your money was probably safer here than today’s AM market.
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I actually am
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Can you even explain theta?
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Time decay.
I don’t know what that ... |
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Trump has always hated Amazon.
There’s nothing new here.
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Trump has always hated Bezos because Bezos is the King of Deals and Trump is just a scrub in comparison.
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Oh yeah? Why doesn't Bezos run for president then?
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Lmao this is hilarious. Go to turtle bay on Wednesday night between like 8-11 it's like 90% finance interns
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What's Turtle Bay?
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Shitty intern bar
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I kind of figured that but where is it? Or is it a chain?
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You may as well just post ��
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wtf is this black magic
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no it's options
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I haven't called Fidelity to activate options. This is all long bull magic.
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Fuck.
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I sympathize. I lost my cousin to suicide. He joked about it a lot too. We didn't really take it seriously at the time.
But you're not gonna find much support for this message here. We're all a bunch of assholes that use gallows humor and name calling to make ourselves feel... |
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lol, more bluffing and blackmailing before the negotiation. But why would Xi give a damn even if trump put on the tariff? Chinese economy slowed down from 6.7 to 6.5 while US economy slowed down from 3.9 to 3.5 for q3 2018. Meanwhile we are also running record budget and tra... |
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I feel like anything below an S63 shouldn't be called a land yacht
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Wtf kind of username?
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Morris code fucktard
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Morse. I can't figure out what it says
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EEETETEETETEETTEEEGFY
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Welcome to Silicon Valley. This is nothing new.
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This is the worst I've yet seen
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...I've seen yet*
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lol I bet you've never even used a triple contraction
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You'dn't've a big cock like me.
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the second dead hooker is in the space suit
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Don’t panic.
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"we just gettin started nigga" - Elon Musk
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"I hope to inspire a new space race, so I can send moar ded hookerz into almost-finished Model 3s you niggas" - Elon "Te... |
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Those people are incredibly autistic.
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Yep.... But that just means they belong here with us. Paging /u/pewpsprinkler
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The fuck is this? r/investing?
Hedging is stupid because it means you are taking contradictory positions that cancel each... |
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Looks down. Haans. Fuck.
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Dude I love my Cole Hanns. Great shoes.
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If you're poor
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Bruh, they look decent and are comfy as all hell. Plus, I know I can order a size 12 of whatever and it will fit. Cole Hanns all day er'r... |
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So this explains why my idiot sister and her degenerate boyfriend are about to get their used 2004 Cadillac repo'd as they're failing to meet the loan repayment with their $9 an hour wage jobs. Perhaps idiots just breed idiots. I'm getting fed up with family who owe me money... |
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Everything tech related is getting murdered today. MSFT is down almost 2.5%. Zuckerberg continues to fuck us all.
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> everything tech related is getting murdered
Oh really? If you had just put all of your faith in the one true god SuBae......
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AAPL
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Shit you're right.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5qhzcy/well_this_is_it_going_allin_my_last_stand_my/
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What happened to him
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Yeah also would like to know. I guess apple went up? N... |
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Positions? Rip to your portfolio
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Posted my position below: YOLO’d ISRG FD puts
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Why yolo ISRG puts tho. They spike every time for earnings..
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Restrospect is 20/20
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You were warned from previous post... |
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As I said, it could drop, moon or go sideways
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According to experts, the market could go up, or it could go down. Invest appropriately.
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*This is for information purpose only and should not be relied upon for investments.*
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Sorry buddy. I’m pretty much wiped out myself. Will put a small amount back in and start from scratch. Will make it all back if it’s the last thing I do.
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i actually turned $70k into $200k via the MU run up alone, then HELD MU through earnings and im right ... |
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What a scumbag tho. He’s saying that but you know he’s got millions in a vanguard
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For suuure
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Hey be seen this and indefinitely support high volatility stocks, but if you don’t keep atleast half of your money in low volatility, long term in... |
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If negative yields turn an asset into a liability, they also turn liabilities into an asset. The US government is about to be rich as fuck.
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>The US government is about to be rich as fuck.
Uhhhh, US bond yields are still above 0% right now.
Also, all of... |
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I can’t resist. You dumbfuck the markets are closed.
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Why? It’s Thursday
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Username checks out
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Dude don't worry, I'm exactly the same as you, I'm not from America and was confused as fuck as to why t... |
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Hell, that's a guaranteed $1.60. I'd do it
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While this was a guaranteed payout nothing will ever beat Mayweather Mcgregor. That shit was free money with decent payout.
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This is the event that pushed me into sportsbetting lol. I saw 4:1 odds... |
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If you close all of your positions, what then will you do with your money?
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Ally savings account :)
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Too risky.
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Elvis commemorative plates
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This guy knows
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it should cap at around 9billion so we good for now
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How do you not see a problem with that when the economy is based on exponential population growth? Supplement social security and healthcare costs with the larger number of young people.
Hmmm...
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There’s a less than 0% chance he isn’t aware of this sub
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In fact, he is OP.
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You figured it out
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Then again, I could definitely see him having GodEmperorMusk as his u/...
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Easier to find him in r/Grimes
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Investing.com is basically WallStreetBets for Indian daytraders
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[Accurate](https://imgur.com/a/HF4Ux)
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I read this in an indian accent
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hey dear
show bobs and vagene
im rich day trader make you princess
hello?
dear?
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That's roughly $75k now
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Yeah thanks for reminding me that.
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Actually sorry probably closer to $80k
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F
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actually sorry now probably around $10mil sorry you missed out
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What does KYS mean? A lot of people say that to me and I've yet to figure it out.
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Keep Yourself Safe
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https://np.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook/comments/6ngr68/kys/
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Wow I thought that phrase was just made up recently... |
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Try and sell my Visa calls. 12/21 strike of $165. I’m down like $700 on them. Might just wait it out but I was an idiot for picking a strike that high
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Oof that strike. V doesn't scale that fast and tend to get stuck and trade sideways for periods. Roll the... |
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This has hurt me more than you will ever know :(
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How the hell are you able to comment?
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maybe since it's his thread?
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So if you get banned you can still respond to yourself?
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It never stopped me from ta... |
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No shit.
I never got a good answer as to what a Russian 'hack' would even entail. Illegal voting in swing states? Nope. Pressuring the electoral college? Nope. Letting the Dems fix their primaries and input a bad candidate? Sure lol.
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Why is tech down
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this is the market realizing what net neutrality vote is going to do. look at ISP's (T, VZ, CMCSA) all up significantly. content providers are all down (FB/GOOGL/NFLX).
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This doesn't make sense. Removal of NN will lower co... |
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Or you know, buy both.
But yeah, let me know which presidential candidate is pledging to make recreational weed legal for the country, oh yeah, none of them.
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Trump appears for legalizing medical use
https://www.mpp.org/2016-presidential-candidates/#D... |
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Federal crime in the most federally regulated building. Good luck!
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Unlike what most people believe it's perfectly legal to deface, rip or draw on money. As long as you don't deface it to the point where it's rendered unusable.
[18 USC § 333](https://www.... |
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Always sunny leaving Netflix, uh oh.
Makes sense why Netflix is pushing for so much more original content. Unfortunately they only have a few good shows worth watching of their own.
* Jessica Jones
* Stranger Things
* Ozark
* Mindhunters
* ~~House of Cards~~ (Canceled,... |
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American workers cant afford american made garbage products
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Exactly, Would you rather pay 40k for a fully loaded 4-Runner that will literally run for 300k miles or a 70k Suburban that’ll crap out after 150k?
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150k\*
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Why would you call? Just lie on the form. That's how I got approved for 4X leverage
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I wonder if the current etrade representatives are any smarter on options than the ones I talked to in 98-99 when etrade first added options. I stupidly moved all of my mone... |
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Sammy I swear to god I hope pigs go extinct via a massive swine flu extinction.
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Wouldn't that be nice! Imagine what they would be worth if our source of bacon went extinct.
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No one is gonna be wanting to eat your diseased bratwurst sam... |
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Anyone who trust Goldman Sachs just needs to go back tp 2008 and see the kind of deals they sold to their clients and made billions in profits betting against them.
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This is why I just invest in waterRREEEEEEEE
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How would one actually do thi... |
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So many people thought MU would go to 70.
Jesus im glad i didnt invest
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I mean it will. Maybe not next week or next month but if you have are okay with forgetting about a stock for awhile it is without a doubt a great buy right now. Shares I mean. Fuck b... |
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"losing money? that sounds like a choice"
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The guy 'does' speak a lot of truth though, let's be real. Do you guys notice the similarity between Jim Carrey and Kanye, both geniuses at their craft, all speak about things like we are all one, how we should star... |
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The journey doesn’t end til he loses at least 100% of his portfolio.
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... of his [brother’s] portfolio.
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Didn’t he make an impressive 400k on his account prior to him taking over his brothers? Or am I mistaken?
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I read one o... |
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I warned you about RobinHood, bro.
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PDT is for any US based broker.
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But don't say I didn't warn you.
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Bitch, look at my username. I'm not OP. Your autism is scary.
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As long as you've been warned,... |
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More like good thing I can't lose any more money. Every time trump/Ryan says something, my portfolio goes red
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I thought the opposite tends to be true. How much snap are you holding?
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Naw I am a full time bac+b bag holder. Ryan says tax refo... |
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Cash out, buy lambo.
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That't the reason I had to go all in. [Everyone](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9ptud9/that_guy_who_made_140k_off_nvda_puts_rtx_on/?ref=share&ref_source=link) was saying I couldn't afford it.
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Are ... |
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This all started because mods banned the prayer stonk gods still upset and need those sacrificial puts from everyone to please them.
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That's fucked up. I only arrived to WSB 2 weeks ago but hearing about this rich history really brings me closer to the visi... |
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One day, I am going to give my MU shares to my children, much like some rare genetic disorder
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>to my children
Making a lot of assumptions there.
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Anal babies
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Sock babies
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Deck drain babies.
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Bottom line: INTC and MU severing all partnerships. good.
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AMD is also trying to reach deal with MU
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The new memory spec everyone but INTC is going with is called Gen-Z, I'm sure that's the direction MU is headed. AMD needs to get their sh... |
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Surprised faggot isn't higher on the list
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Pretty sure we need to start adding "faggot" to every post and comment. What do you faggots think?
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You fucking faggot
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Fuck you faggot
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Fuck me??!! You fucki... |
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I give it an hour
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It's all realized gains bb
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you're the man, good job. good luck with day trading, seems like it would be fun.
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I'm actually off from work today so you better believe I'm having a go at it today
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Yeah well today I made about $250 at my job so fuck you
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Better than me, I made $120.
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How many dicks is that?
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Well considering it's EMT work and I did see a dick today. It was 1 dick for $120 among other things.
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Maybe come down to Las Vegas this time instead of Atlantic City. Drinks on me?
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Nah I'm just gonna give my half my bonus to my parents and half to pay off my CC debt
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Most responsible WSB mod ever. <3
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Vice somehow manages to get the down low on shkreli because they set him up with female reporters.
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I wish he would avoid them, vice is trash.
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I'm so on the fence about their company as a whole. Viceland provides some really quality progr... |
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Love it. Especially the “241% of your portfolio” Get some.
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How tho
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You have to understand.
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That it’s a profitable company?
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Not any time soon.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You going to buy at open and sell at close?
Also get ready to only trade 3x ETF's
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lol there sno margin so enjoy your 3 day waiting period
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i get instant funds with rh
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with gold you mean?
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nope. regular a... |
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In b4 OP gets his phone stolen at the bar
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Or just take a screenshot and put that up instead.
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Put it up... on the phone? lolwut
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Print it out and leave it on the table.
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Ah, yes, the "so absurdl... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
so we should short it?
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Can someone explain to me how shorting is done? I understand the concept, I think, but I don’t understand how. Like, you can buy stocks if you think they’ll rise in value, but can you anti-buy stocks if you think they’re going to fall... |
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I traced this on logger pro and dated his losses
http://imgur.com/gallery/TAaD4
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Impressive work let me tell you how that happened.
The first -$1222 was bag holding $AMDA around 2015
Then it spiked so I hold for like 0.5 years.
Crashed anyways. Left $AMD... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Where do you guys keep getting this Bloomberg terminals?
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Universities. A lot of people here are business majors
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I just learned my school has one. Going to start taking advantage of that - need it for any major trading position.
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