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Fuck I've been seeing these posts and have been too scared to check my accounts...
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I operate on the Schrödingers account axiom. Your account is both dead and printing hella money simultaneously, only when you check does it therefore become truly dead or ali... |
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Dare me to buy OTM FD Calls on spy before close.
Edit: Im in. https://imgur.com/a/esVvOGa
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I dare you.
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Ok.
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I double dare you
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I said ok.
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TO. THE. FUCKING. MOON.
EDIT: So I just read the press release in more detail. "Full autonomy will enable a Tesla to be substantially safer than a human driver, lower the financial cost of transportation for those who own a car and *provide low-cost on-demand mobility fo... |
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Bell.... South...
Holy fuck.
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This is also where I completely lost my shit
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Why? Out of the loop here....
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Bellsouth was merged into ATT back in 2006.
The company doesn't even exist anymore. Why this lady still holding s... |
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Any proof that this isn't a demo account? There's nothing more common than a forex demo account with 100k starting
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I made 70k in 3 months in a stock market simulation class. Had the top Sharpe ratio and placed second. We started with 100k and had to do lits... |
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all the polifag cuckbois swarm here every time the market goes down a few percent.... sad!
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Crybaby bitches gonna act like crybaby bitches
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Can’t tell if you’re talking about r/wsb or Trump
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I'm talking about crybaby bitc... |
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Almost at book value ��
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This shit has drilled down to .9x book value before so the floor is in the high 20s I'd say. If this thing hits low 30s I'm going all in on 2020 leaps though.
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Bro u might not even be alive by then
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Fuck you I'm greatly entertained by all the inane posts here
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You have no idea how many are being removed. So you're seeing the cream of the crop...of shit posts.
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the mods need to sticky the daily thread. You can't find it unless you're sp... |
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> **$352 BILLION**
That pile of bullshit is so big it can be seen from space. The US has a $16.8 trillion GDP, you seriously think that they can extract 2% of GDP with a 0.5% transaction tax??? Give me a break.
The high frequency trading industry would vanish and volum... |
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>The woman’s bet is the second largest to have been placed on Mrs Clinton after another woman put €550,000 on her to win when the odds were 4/11
holy fuck
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2 women? I wonder if they got blindsided by their bias.
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Honestly, I would've bet... |
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Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforeseen r... |
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Everyone always talks about going all in margin on a levered stock.
OP delivered.
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I thought $3K was max margin amount? Am I wrong?
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Broke faggot
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I am curious what the tier lvl r in rh.
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I'd ra... |
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I was told this didn't sit below 200.
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Yeah me too
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That was me. Doubling down
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its the panic because of trumps stand against solar energy and possible removal of subsidies for the industry right before solarcity acquisition... |
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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It would only be completed by his morbidly obese 16 year old pregnant girlfriend who is also his second cousin and something about je... |
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Fucking /r/latestagecalitalism faggots and their inability to differentiate wealth from money. 5 billion wasnt just deposited into his checking account.
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The problem is that they're so retarded they don't even know they're retarded; at least we know we're au... |
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The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
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That’s actually what I said in my response to them
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Proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
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What the fuck do you do in that situation really?
Fly to a country with no extradition?
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Difficult being Canadian, not only can he not go to any country with a US extradition treaty, but he also can't go to any EU country or country with an EU extradition t... |
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IMO middle market commercial banking > investment banking
Work a little overtime when necessary but 5 years in, making $180k salary + quarterly/annual bonus structures that can max out at 60% of your salary...aint too shabby! Get to spend time with your family, travel an... |
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WSB did a survey on this couple months back. I think most people either software engineer, college students or homeless.
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yep. web dev here.
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You could have just said homeless.
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Um, if homeless means I have 1+ years emergen... |
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I am freaking out. I have been on a sex binge the past week. Literally started the day when Martin got convicted- not sure if the two are related, it has been 6 nights straight I think, and I cannot stop.
These two dominas got their friend involved by the third night, said... |
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Joking aside, this is one of the most retarded things I've seen in this sub in a while which says a lot..
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my only regret is that i didn't just buy options with the 9k. way more gains
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Just imagining you buying calls and AMD tanking makes me... |
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It is kind of good time to have small bet on TVIX now. The market has not pull back for like 10 days.
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Yeah I had that thought at 3:55 yesterday. But a big bet.
My cock, balls, legs, and half of my torso is deep inside of TVIX.
TLDR: Someone do some... |
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It's not like the cars are getting recalled the owners of the cars need to have an appointment to have the bolts replaced or retrofitted, it will probably take like an hour.
There is zero reason for this to impact the stock, I bought a new Honda and I've been there a dozen... |
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4 million? That is two oil tankers (VLCC). Who gives a fuck.
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Well people gave a fuck about a fuckin tweet so fuck you and your fucks
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that tweet would have been a big deal if it was true though
this is totally fucking inconsequential... |
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As someone who strictly only buys meme stocks and has never had anything with a dividend, do you get that much monthly?
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monthly earnings from dividends? I don't buy stocks for the dividends or factor dividends in when I buy.
I receive dividends of cour... |
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Dow closes with 1% gains or ban me
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You should be banned for citing the Dow. SP500 or the GTFO.
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Wtf is this fag shit with S&P500. NASDAQ / QQQ or BAN
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Wtf is this fag shit with QQQ. TQQQ or BAN
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Wtf... |
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Confirmed bulltrap ... bet this MF is buying OTM puts right after pumping
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This dude too stupid to play the market.
He'll use the opportunity to buyback some steaks at bargain basement prices.
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Yeah that's right, he's too stupid to play th... |
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Facking blizzard.
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Activision's biggest branch is actually King games. They own shit like Candy crush and farm heroes. Diablo Immortal is honestly going to print money
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You said it. All of this outrage about immortal makes me laugh for at le... |
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Proof or ban.
EDIT: Holy fucking shit. I didn't think anybody was actually that autistic. Still, this is without doubt the most ~~retarded~~ 'wsb' post of all time and should be stickied. Good luck op.
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Proof or ban.
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He's actually fucking... |
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So is Jeff Baezos the richest guy in the world now?
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Nah, MSFT also jumped a lot. Billy still has more, for now.
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Billy gives 99% of his income to charity. Don't be like Billy.
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Bills remaining 1% is more than every WSBer co... |
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And he didn't take anti-malaria medication on vacation because?
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Anti malarials are pretty nasty themselves. My wife and I took them before our honeymoon. On later trips to Central America, she didn't take them because the experience was so bad. Just used to... |
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Pretty sure that there was something fishy about how she got some insider dd
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yea no doubt. it's described in the article. also mad shady how she never once got margin called.
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Powerful people don't get fucked with on the little things ... |
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Maybe one day, but not today, and not for many years unless something changes drastically.
If you were to put in 40 hours a week, at minimum wage that's ~$400. You'd need to earn 27% your first week to match that. Over the course of your first year you'd need to 13x your... |
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So...why are a football coach and students in an underwater cave? I completely missed this story.
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Its like people who live by a volcano and are in absolute shock when they have lava in the living room.
Coach thought it was a good idea to go exploring cav... |
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Race riot in DC? What'd I miss?
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Unite the Right rally in DC tonight. Antifa and BLM counter protests planned as well.
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Nice, I look forward to the larping videos on /r/publicfreakout.
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I’m looking forward to the inevitabl... |
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Pfft, I wish I could get hired as a junior analyst
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What, your dad or uncle doesn’t run an equity fund? Just call them up and get a job, it’s so easy! This is legitimately the only way I have seen people get an analyst job. My dumbass friend in college is a ... |
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Dude, your account is well above 25k. How can you not know this?
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not the question OP is asking. how can you not know this?
there's a regulatory day trading limit and if it's breached you'll get into a day trade call which is worse than a margin call
h... |
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All my puts are on Netflix, Intel and Facebook. I figure there is still a chance that trade war truce doesn't help these stocks rally because they don't do much business in china anyway.
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FB put? Ouch mate
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look at the chart. I wouldn... |
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There is no opioid crisis. Once you start banging smack, there is a 99+% probability that you are going to be nothing but a drain on society and the economy for the rest of your life. You don't see any fire fighters who were like "ya lol, 4 years ago I was mainlining heroin ... |
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Good or bad? Where will the gainz be with this boo? At work so no DD
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Good for market, bad for everything else.
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If you can't beat em, join em. Short everything when a democrat comes back into office whenever that may be.
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1590 @ 3.51 avg.
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15,000 @ 3.02 avg yolo
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Holy shit! 15,000 shares? This guy yachts!
Are you guys sure that the merger will happen?
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No but I'm not going to get caught siting on the sidelines if it does!
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I bought aph at 17.77 usd
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bought at 19. first yolo
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I'm holding until legalization. Are you?
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When is legalization?
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July in canada
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nice DD
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Man... If there was only something like this, but for biotechs and there upcoming catalysts... :)
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In a calendar format perhaps?
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With like a catchy name for the website, yet people are unable to locate it themselves?
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Time to put
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Sorry bro. You missed that chance long before. https://reddit.app.link/tNNEmrlRBO
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So are you gonna post positions or just say "I told you so"?
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No point in bragging about couple thousand dollar gains. It’s not ... |
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i don’t know shit about how to read these things, but I read GE and CALL in the same line.
are these people mentally ill?
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The top pictures is only all calls, the bottom picture is only all puts.
It's just sorting them by how many calls or puts are ope... |
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Can someone please explain what I'm looking at so I can join in on the "lol"
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A person that didn't correctly hedge or protect their large bet that amazon was going to beat and rocket higher. When you have this type of money you cannot do this.
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deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.1340 [The Story of the Hoover Dam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNQ4-Cm5AhY70013)
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First NWS under Trump administration is scheduled for the 31st - if he holds or cancels it completely its a moonrocket.
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How so... |
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Call me crazy, but I actually prefer a stable economy.
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So get rid of the FED then got it
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The worship of the Fed is hilarious. It was literally created in a secret meeting by the same bankers who created the "financial instability" of the ... |
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You are just looking at the 2 year peaks that AAPL has when it releases a new model vs an S model. The newest peak "Bullshit" should go on for almost another year, while they have record breaking sales on the 8 model.
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I actually think they fail to break th... |
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No the loan has no collateral and yes I'm on the spectrum. Been doing straight stocks for over a year now and just started with options when all us Robinhood fags got access two months ago. Mostly swing trades but long AMD, MU, and SPY and short TSLA, SBUX, and GE.
Long AME... |
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I would neck the fuck outta myself
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You say that but look at what happened to Smosh, at the time this was the better choice.
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Can you quickly explain to me what happened tosmosh ? I saw them for food battle back in middle school and forgot
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Still waiting for 8+
Besides, if I sell now taxes are high. Maybe I hold for the long term rate. Did lots of DD, but John Devaney's post on Seeking Alpha is by far the best summary / investment thesis for OCN if you're interested. It's by far the biggest position in my p... |
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I missed the part where Amazon doesn't pay taxes and isn't employing anyone.
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There is a problem. Corporations are supposed to be profit seekers, they search for profit. What happens when corporations become market share/revenue seekers? Our tax system was b... |
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Why
Also proof
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support at $48, value stock, and balls
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Good luck man, hope you're not catching a falling knife.
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I'll just hold onto it and add more if its a falling knife.
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See you at $42
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What you can’t see is that kid ramming into the wall that is the realities of accounting.
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Is this what salt looks like?
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I’m on the sideline for this one. I wouldn’t bet against Elon but the reality of it is they wouldn’t let go of 10% ... |
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fake
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Check my previous posts bud :]
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Still fake until you post your positions
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I gotchyu one sec
Edit: Tendies https://imgur.com/gallery/mn26kBL
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Ok now I believe you, lol.
Maybe buy further out ... |
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Primary consumer demographic of bleeding heart liberals revolts, TSLA inventory skyrockets as sales plummets, share price hits $1200
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Seems legit
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Even though The Beast is brand new, Trump commissions TSLA for Presidential Limo EV. Secre... |
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I sympathize. I lost my cousin to suicide. He joked about it a lot too. We didn't really take it seriously at the time.
But you're not gonna find much support for this message here. We're all a bunch of assholes that use gallows humor and name calling to make ourselves feel... |
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Every time you think, "Should I buy a call?" Buy a put, and vice versa.
Or at least tell us what you're trading, and we'll do the opposite.
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buying a call and put arent opposites.
he needs to be writing instead.
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Buy/Sell to open is wr... |
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lol associates degree
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nigga probably got a 3.0 in community college
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He's totally in the right place.
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No he isn't. I was on the dean's list 2 of 4 semesters, and president's list for another 1.
In addition to my academic ... |
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Hope this shit makes it onto CNBC
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“Local Virginian breaks into Micron property to take photo to get something called upvotes online.
While speaking of Micron the memory market is much better than we previously forecasted, however or price target for MU ne... |
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Buying $TGT, $HES, $APA
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I've been watching TGT for a few weeks, there some reason it popped up 3% today?
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All retail sector in general popped up 3~6% today
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Except LULU
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I mean technically it did right? ... |
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Sell it midday tomorrow and move to $400 calls with same expiry.
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i cant tell if you are being srs or not because lots of you guys are trolls but that sounds like a plan
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He's deadly serious.
Play in the options market long enough and y... |
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OMG...
Even more shocking he was recording it as if he expected it....
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Ya, but also suspicious because this happens every time with RH when it goes from Pre Market to open. All options become valued at 1 cent. So not 100% sure this is the real (bad) dea... |
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Hate people who make these pics. yeh everything is simple with hindsight.
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It’s fucking stupid. Amazon IPO’d at $18 a pop in 97’.
Don’t we all wish we could of jumped on that tendies train?
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Beats my parents sold around 20k of amazon i... |
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This is fucking hilarious.
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LOL was this kid serious?
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Serious about eating a grasshopper, that's for sure.
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sooo has he gone radio silent like the sock guy??
Seems like he's trying to get one
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I will fuck... |
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Pretty sure no one has any money in here.
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And even if they do, they certainly don't have "strategies"
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0.01 OTM options is my strategy
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Get a job you fucking clown. Your welfare check can only get you so much. Aim hig... |
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this post is the definition of autism
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AnusPimple, you're bearish on EVERYTHING. Pop that thing and cheer up.
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I hear $FBOI is on the up and up
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When market goes down .5%, my profilio goes down 75%.
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Schwab doesn't know that my margin funds are also on margin
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And that your margin on your margin, is secured against your house and your father in law was guarantor on your mortgage?... |
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Just include "smart contracts" or "decentralization" into the white paper and we will make a shitload. I'll throw a thousand or two at that if we get discounted pre ICO coins for being an insider.
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Don't forget disruptive masheen-lernin
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An... |
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“Star Wars Battlefront II sold 882,000 units including bundle units, well below our estimate of 1,720,000 units,” says Wedbush analyst Michael Pachter.
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That was on December 8th. It's now January 28th, with all of Christmas and January sales. And those were ... |
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Just sell 100 covered calls on them bad boys that expire Friday
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Dude could make 20 grand a week just selling weeklies. Not a bad way to live.
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If only it weren’t for those pesky margin calls.
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just don’t answer?
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$120k in losses sounds like he traded on here. What was his username?
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You forgot the wolf mask.
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Did he get banned out of spite? Or is he just hiding in shame?
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The mods banned him and denounced all of Canada because of it
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link for the newbies?
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I dunno, it's the worst of /... |
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Fucking finance majors
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As I Finance graduate I agree ☝️
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Fucking finance graduates.
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As a finance PhD, I agree
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Serious question what is a finance PhD good for
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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ^what ^... |
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I remember some faggot on here was saying the EXACT same thing about NFLX except he wanted to sell naked weeklies.
He used an extreme example like yours, and what do you know, later that week NFLX exploded and he would have been fucked had he sold them.
Anyone have the... |
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���� hit home
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Why aren't you banned?
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I believe he served his ban
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Maybe he means MU to 70 before Apple drops below 200
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AAPL did drop below 200 though ��
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Love that anal farmer is in the top 5 biggest gains and biggest losses. RIP
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Anal farmer ����is a straight up legend. RIP
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Is he really dead?
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Yeah
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Really? He's been active on stockwits last Thursday.
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We all hate Trump when he does something that fucks over our portfolios, then he's a genius when he does something that sends the market skyrocketing.
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Some of us just hate him always. Then again, I'm the buy and hold type (what am I doing here...) not the ... |
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If you're offered a seat at the table with the (future) President and you reject it that doesn't make you a boss, it makes you an idiot.
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Do people really use Facebook anymore? Trump should invite MySpace too then.
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This is a joke right? Fa... |
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Every 1/18 call with a lower strike when up more than 20% in that time period. Most are still over 20% increase today despite the stock falling for the past hour.
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Every 10/19 call with any volume also is up more. Every 10/5 would have been up double that.... |
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No offense but whoever bought around 280 is a fucking retard
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That would be me! I actually bought at 285 (I have no idea what I'm doing) but sold at 278. So only lost 7 bucks. Could've been worse
Edit: Roast me, I have no shame
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1 share? h... |
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Bell.... South...
Holy fuck.
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This is also where I completely lost my shit
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Why? Out of the loop here....
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Try making a call on your bellsouth home phone line
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drug dealer
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You keep me employed. Thank you!
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To be clear I'm a pharmacist.
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To be clear, I'm not a cop.
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haha! you guys are funny :)
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Funny, how? Funny like a clown? Like I'm here... |
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$800 mil? Thats yacht with helipad kind of money
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You forgot Uncle Sam's share.
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I have a Canadian citizenship as well, give winning ticket to me, will avoid taxes. ��
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you dont get how taxes work do you?
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Oh no the syphilis is eating away his brain again.
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Socialism is cancer.
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I guess the police and fire departments are cancer too lmao
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Public safety isn't communism.
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Publicly funded organizations are... |
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This is at least the 5th or 6th time this guy has posted about this in the last week, it's always a zerohedge article and he generally has shown no actual knowledge of what any of this means (also dude just stop reading zerohedge it's been proven to cause cancer and birth... |
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Legit all we had to do was buy puts on NVDA and be rich. If we only knew
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You still can. Tomorrow is another day.
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But it might go up
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But it might go down again
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Damn you're right.
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i swear this sub is turning into another political shithole. is this fucking r/imgoingtokindergartenforthis? where the fuck are my shkreli memes and yolos?
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I don't come here for financial advice, I come here to enjoy the evidence that business and finance m... |
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how do we page the SEC? (bitter because i cant get in on this type of shit)
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Edit: This isn't illegal for Hillary to post, nor is it market manipulation. And I never implied that Hillary is the one doing the insider trading. That's stupid. Hillary has no inc... |
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Sold my shares right before earnings. AMA
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Will you need a ladder or just chair for $ROPE?
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I prefer $SHOTGUN to my face.
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You'll just fuck up the gun crime stats for the rest of us. Go play in traffic instead or stick your... |
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I've never seen someone light 2k on fire like this.
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That's because you're poor
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And you’ll be poor very soon
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Sorry, is $2k a lot of money to you?
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If it wasn't to you, you wouldn't be posting here
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Ban this fool. I need a screenshot
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How do I post the screen shot now that I already posted? Look at my past reddit posts...
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Post to imgur website I want to see this
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Which part do you want to see? I’ll post it now. W... |
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We wish you are merry mememass,
We wish you are merry mememass,
We wish you are merry mememass,
and a happy new sneer.
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Marry me please
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I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
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Ok. Then how about you marry me... |
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Ask your friends how prime day went for them yesterday.
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No one bought anything.
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I bought a bunch of bullshit I didnt need.
The prime day sale on Netflix stock also looks appealing, but I didn't buy yet.
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> prime day sa... |
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Whats a tbond
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it literally says it in the meme
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Oh. What's a treasury bond?
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If I'm recalling correctly from my honors high school chemistry class, a treasury bond is a type of chemical bond between gold and silver.
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## Speaker_0: ##
SPY Calls
SNAP Puts
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Got the SPY picked out? I made good cash on my 237's today, looking to re enter.
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I picked up some 243 apr 5 calls at 0.20 this afternoon. Think they're going to work out well.
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interesting. I may ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yep, this was indeed part of the reasons I was doing this.
Imagine you are on a big cruise and you see the captain subtly taking a safety boat away from it. What would you?
There is more to that - Android is gaining ground massively and it can only mean iPhones are on the... |
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