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Yup. 3 monitors though, 1 for shitposting 2 for work
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Does your employer care? Just wondering lol I hear stories like this all the time. Guess its dependent on company culture?
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I have similar setup as /u/skolve
I work from home though as ... |
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What is accredited? Is that when you get 5% yearly gains and don't risk anything?
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No - it’s when you can gamble on the bigger things like Seed, A/B, TIC deals etc.
This isn’t for $90 $MU calls.
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Wtf does any of that mean o.O
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XLF going to 30!
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3 of us will suck you off at the same time
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“Brenda, cancel all my morning appointments. Something just came up”
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“3 strange looking men are here to see you, sir.”
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You are not one of us.
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Yet here I am...
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Why fidelity?
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Because $1,000,000 portfolio
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... no?
You could get a real broker for that cash and have access to forex, futures, custom routing, et. al.
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For those of us not paying attention. Why does Robinhood suck?
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It doesn't unless you're an autist who thinks he's a daytrader and needs super-fast execution times and data visualization because you're too dumb to actually do real algo trading.
It's great f... |
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Who cares, XIV is going to get terminated. Press F to pay respects, you'll never see them again after tomorrow.
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This is actually false
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Yeah I did the math once. Trump grew his wealth at about 12% per year on average.
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He inherited a lot more than he claims. Your math is wrong.
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Source?
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https://www.nytimes.com/inter... |
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Trump wants to fire Powell. I am living in the best dimension.
Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/27/trump-attacks-fed-chair-powell-im-not-even-a-little-bit-happy-with-my-selection-of-jay.html
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Not really sure how the market will react to this. More th... |
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This is part of a fire sprinkler system.
The triangle with a G in it stands for Grinnell, which is owned by Tyco. They pretty much own that entire industry and have only one major competitor that's private.
I don't know why I'm sharing this. Buy TYC?
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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Ok, just googled and read the story. I seriously wanna know what kind of a faggot gets up in the morning, arrests a little kid for fighting against what the article i read said wer... |
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Analfarmer, I know you’re watching me from above. I’m taking this shit all the way to $600k in your honor
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You're actually doing it in a smart way though
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what smart way is that? is there a magical, non-super risky FD way?
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Market cap is $430K lmao this is smaller than a penny stock
Edit: $384K now!
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When it gets to 100k we should pool our money together and by a majority stake.
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Legit, we should
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And then we will need to find millions for ... |
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That's a pretty small house, even if you are doing FHA lol
gratz on your yolo tho fam bless up
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Yea isn’t much of a house but eh
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would be a big house in south carolina or south dakota hahahaha
in NYC thats like 5 months rent
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Take it to r/stocks
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no way, i’m loyal to the r/wallstreetbets fam
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It's like posting straight porn onto a gay sub and saying you're a loyal homosexual
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OP is a tourist and is strolling through WSB like we're a zoo
I mean h... |
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-99.6% without options. Impressive.
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Why do options have such a reputation for losing your money? Can someone please explain?
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Because you lose 100% of your money if when you buy calls/puts the stock doesn't do what you expected it to do ... |
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Mix it yourself fgt
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I just paid 6 dollars for a mediocre coffee, they can mix it themselves.
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1. They are probably closer to $4.
2. Starbucks is offering a 2 for 1 promotion if you buy the caramel macchiato between 2-5pm
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Cdn pot stocks are crushing it . Acb ↑↑
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Is trudaue going to legalize it or something?
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Yep.
*Trudeau
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Cuckold faggot*
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* baby Castro
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Everything looked like it was getting better and that tweet killed it
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The reality setting in that he is fucking clueless is what killed it. Equity markets generally ignore politicians, but he became too much of a factor to ignore. Global slow down, fed pol... |
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What I've learned - a daytrader has a far better chance of making money trading options than they do in trading outright stocks/futures/ETFs.
HOWEVER
This is only true IF the daytrader is able to understand the effects that time, volatility, and price play in the options m... |
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How could you actually come up with a legit valuation for this company?
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And yet the stock is -2.5% ytd.
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all that shit they own and the only thing you hear:
but ESPN is bringing them down!.
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They should just donate ESP... |
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$220 put? WTF? Expecting the world to end by tomorrow?
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TSLA is a wild card..
Shit could be $200 at the first sight of real profit lol.
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It was either going to 200 or 400
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Not a chance of it going to $200. Lol I want wh... |
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Enron, fucking Enron? ��
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you never know in hindsight...amzn could be the next enron and they've been hiding losses in aws and the treasure truck department
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Amazon is a real company though, Enron was nothing, it was just one big lie after ... |
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Sucks it's GOP interests. It should just be things Trump mentions in his talks and we can bet if he gets em done or not.
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Has he achieved any of his promises other than killing the TPP and allowing the Keystone and Dakota pipelines to continue?
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I bought it at $1.23 this morning. I love gas points.
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Wtf? Where do you live?
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Arizona. There is a station that takes $0.50 off if you buy a $3 car wash, and I have $0.50 in gas points and I fill up with 87 for 16 gallons.
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Queuing theory says that it's more efficient to have one line for both booths instead of forcing people to pick one.
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Yes but this is america, not the UK and we prefer gambling to efficiency here.
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The lines/queues in the UK are absolutely ... |
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Alright you guys I finally couldn't take jnug and sold, guaranteed to rocket today
edit: called it. you're welcome.
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Thank you for taking the hit for us
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Seriously thanking him
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He died for our gainz
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Buy small/micro cap water desalinization companies. Do your DD, but I go to school for natural resource management a few intelligent professors have strong feelings that water will become a scarce commodity west of the 100th meridian (given a 50 year timeline).
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How much are you in?
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$1,000> prob since he is prob broke af
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My money is on trust fund baby actually.
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Not a trust fund.
But I am my father's only daughter, so I do have a CC without a limit. ��
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Well... |
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Looked this up because I knew he was funky but thought it wasn’t autism. It’s Aspergers actually! I figured it wasn’t autism because he liked his music loud af
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Asperger's isn't different, it's a place on the autism spectrum
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red and purple ... |
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The difference between USA and countries with extremely high petrol tax is that those countries have working public transport.
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��this. Most US metros have shit public transit, and most rural areas don't have any at all.
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if gas prices are r... |
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We've got some real intellectuals on this sub. I love it.
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None of it makes up for the dude last week that got margin called in his ROTH ira
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haha. I missed this. Link?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7cvib... |
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Fuck them, crying about Tariffs and using it as an excuse to move their production they already planned to move out of the us.
I hope they turn into an irrelevant overpriced brand all contemporary motorcycle owners see through.
Oh wait.
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Do you prefer the ... |
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I got a warning for telling someone to put their "couple grand not sure what to do with it" into 100% stocks.
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Too risky. Make sure to put at least 20 years of rent into a cd for an emergency fund. Too much risk to play with stocks
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Nah CDs ... |
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what were your recent positions?
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fcx, bte, tck
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Good plays, I'm in all 3 for the long haul
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Just started browsing this subreddit recently. Does "long haul" mean >5 minutes?
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nope, i'm longing them ... |
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God you people are autistic
He's taking the piss. As if he seriously asked a writer for Teen Vogue to the fucking Trump inauguration...
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Only retards think autism is funny.
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Zuck is really not having any of $SNAP's shit is he? First WhatsApp, now this. He's still pissed Snapchat turned down his $3 bil offer a few years back.
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Maybe it's just me, but if someone offers me $3billion, I'm done. Book it. What's up retirement! I under... |
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What? Why? I thought they wanted the poors to suffer
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Fuck The poor, hard working stock merchants like me will suffer if this legislation doesn't pass.have you looked at your insurance bill recently? Mine went from $380/mo to $670. All my precious gains are ... |
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God damn... he got fucking rekt.
You have to wonder if he didn't stream, act smug, talk about stealing fucking Hillary Clinton's DNA or whatever I bet he gets off a quarter of that time.
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don't fuck with a judge, but people need to suck it up about trolling... |
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Can I get a nervous laugh out there for all my brothas in tha house tonite that FOMOed into tech calls just based off emotion and impulse and thinkin now maybe that might not be such a great idea?
*cries inside*
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Why is everyone so terrified of tech. It ... |
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What do you think he's gonna OD on?
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Bullets.
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The Seth Rich special
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That's the one where you get robbed and shot, but they don't take anything from you they just throw it away a block later, right?
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It'... |
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They need to reinstitute debtors prison for shit like this.
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As long as this heap of shit doesn't cut its dividend it covers my cost of borrowing like 3 fold. Don't fuck me now, H&M.
Coolest retailer in the jungle methinks.
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Fuckin... |
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Get Adblock. You just helped Jim gain another 5 cents.
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I have adblock, the site wouldn't let me access it until I turned it off.
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That’s usually a good sign you shouldn’t read that site
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It's the only site I know where I ca... |
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Trump just announced that there will be a WWE style wrestling match between himself and Xi at the G20 summit to decide the trade war.
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The market would rally so hard if this were true
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Papa Xi would sumo the shit out of Trump
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The same company that spent a few hundred million dollars to fly materials from Germany overnight because the CEO didn't want to wait a couple extra weeks?
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Wait, did that actually happen?
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Yes and this is one reason why $JPM lists for the... |
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Short that women CEO only etf
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Ticker symbol? Might actually buy some puts.
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$SHE is the one that was promoted by SSgA along with the Fearless Girl statue in order to keep light away from their recent fraud settlement.
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Fear... |
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is there any kind of bullish analysis that would explain the +2% price movement today? I can't imagine any other company announcing this news and avoiding a catastrophic sell off...
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I'm a big tesla fan but I think their stock is way overvalued. Its basicall... |
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Ask him if he is a pitcher or a catcher.
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Does he suck Eddie Lamprey's dick?
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Who dat
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I misspelled Eddie Lampert. But I was given upvotes for trying.
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Who is Eddie lampert
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I think the answer to this problem is more retarded mods
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Quantity of retarded mods, or quality of how retarded the mods are?
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Yes
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Mod that guy
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No
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Shut up faggot I bet you made money this... |
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It's one thing to hold MU through earnings but how many upvotes would it take for you to put all your money in AMD and hold it through their next ER?
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I'm an idiot yes but i'm not lobotomized
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So........ like 2500 upvotes?
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You’re either retarded or a multi-millionaire.
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retarded multi-millionaire.
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I wish
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Longfin has been stopped and sued by the SEC, wont you make money on your puts? Why was your financial advisor against you buying puts on ... |
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how long?
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Until the judge grants bail again or his January sentencing.
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Someone beat me to it. Anyways, pretty sure the judge will grant bail again with the lawyer offering house arrest or another 'bargaining' chip to prosecution. It... |
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https://gyazo.com/fcad58e7fb78b2559c500f9957225742
sold for 100% gains
the doubters in that thread need to get some balls
20k in day baby time to eat some tendies
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In awe at the size of this lad
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think he had like a 700k kill last year
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What are the odds this woman author is 29+?
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And single with no kids.
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With 3+ cats.
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Gets drunk off cheap wine and hasn't seen the inside of a gym in years while wondering why a rich doctor doesn't come swooping by to marry... |
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I want to make sure you all remember that this subreddit shilled for this moron who ran on the premise of doing this shit. You all are partially responsible.
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Because Hillary was a better choice?? We were supposed to vote for the felon?
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Lo... |
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Terrorists are more likely to target an airline that is perceived to be anti-Muslim. So the argument should be "short Delta". Normal muslims avoiding it is irrelevant since they don't bomb planes.
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fuck you, got a flight with delta on saturday....
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Lie in bed and hope RAD deal goes through while I nurse a hangover. Hope my MRVL call lands itm. Wait for P to get sold.
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what's the deadline for the RAD deal?
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July 7th ya cuck
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Thank you for the kindness and support.
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Everyone's jerking off to a week's worth of production and meanwhile Panasonic is considering investing another billion in to the joint battery plants but nobody seems to care what that says about the fiscal situation, lol.
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What does that say about the fis... |
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Was making 130k + 20% yearly bonus + 10% employer match working as a chem engineer for a biotech. Maxed out my yearly IRA plus the $18.5k 401k limit. Bought a 4-bedroom house in the Boston Metro area for rock bottom prices, did a bunch of reno work myself. All that shit w... |
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Oops, can someone send me $5 so I can buy some tendies?
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You paying $25 to take out $60 is just unfathomably idiotic+autistic. Why not just YOLO it or something ffs...
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I've heard trakeking will reimburse me the $25 when I move my business to it.
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bro don't go to tradeking
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You do... |
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guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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That sub is fucking depressing.
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Why? It's people looking for help and people looking to help. Unless you find the idea of poverty is depre... |
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For every 100 of these guys you have 1 guy who calls the most random stock to jump 20% and it does. I'll take my chances.
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so what should I do?
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Vix calls
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Keep in mind Vix calls are European calls. Found that out the ha... |
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Trading options is good and easy to win.
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I try to tell people own hundreds or thousands of shares in their accounts to at the VERY least, sell high out of the money calls for extra % gains.
Then they try and understand options in the slightest and they giv... |
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Johnny Depp is the most accurate personification of WSB. Meme checks out.
Check out how he blew through 100s of millions
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Just tell me instead
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Johnny Depp spent his fortune of $650 million in few years and went almost broke.
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They are subsidizing ~50% of ride costs in order to corner the market before self-driving cars. As long as they can continue to take losses for another 2-4 years, they will become a behemoth when they have no longer have to pay any drivers.
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And if technical... |
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$204,706.50 the past three months. Average of $68,235.50 per month.
If that average is constant (hope you the best), you'll make another $614,119.50 in the next nine months for a total of $818,826 after twelve months.
If that were to happen, and after an overestimated 50%... |
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When you posted this did you laugh at yourself?
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wHeN yOu PoStEd ThIs DiD yOu LaUgH At YoUrSeLf?
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When you posted dis, did ya touch yerself?
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If you did, did you take vid? I'd like to watch
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Snap only
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According to my math you bought @ 2.51 per share. Please show that trade
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That means he bought probably a year ago, if it was all in one purchase. Starting to think OP might be an AMD employee in a stockbuying program or something.
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Nope, ... |
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The difference is about personal outlook. They see horrible things related to capitalism and cry and whine about it. We see the horrible things and ask how to join in.
Both are shitposting from Iphones made by child labor....
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Yeah. I actually liked their ... |
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Half of you retards here voted for him, good job dumb fucks.
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Just conviently ignore all the gains the market has had since he went into office
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Lol you guys are so stupid
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Dude you better tone it down. I am a POWERFUL inve... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/739503/Italian-referendum-when-results-come-in-vote-count-what-to-watch-time-result-announced
TL;DR
Polls open: 6am GMT in the UK (7am local time in Italy)
Provisional turnout: 6pm GMT in the UK (7pm local time in Italy)
Exit polls... |
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How could you have known it'd jump this much? Wasn't $30 waaaaay otm ? Either way, congrats man. I'm envious
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Dude it was $160. I'm guessing this was a lottery ticket, if he 'knew' he would have bought a lot more.
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Shit man, $160 is a lot t... |
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Balls heavy enough to weigh the stock down 6%+
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5%... Less than the expected move from yesterday and it gained all afternoon.
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Think it will drop some more tomorrow?
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It'll probably go up, down or sideways.
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I love the way he drinks it.
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Does he have dentures and he is making sure they don’t come out or something? That two handed gesture is odd, like he can raise his elbows to high.
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No dentures. He had crowns put on all his teeth years ago fro... |
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Hmmmm, WTO says all member must respect IP laws. Hopefully no complaints get filed.
But Amazon has a ton of fake shit that they sell too. Is this different?
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The problem is not the selling, as they aren't responsible for merchants breaking their rules. Th... |
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Fk better sell now since this is brought back to life here.
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Naw sell before er and ride that iv wave up. 34 end of month
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So, today?
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their Q4 ER will be released 9/26. Judging by the performance of other tech companies ... |
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Fb can make as much revenue as they want in short term.
They knew what the reaction would be to decision and guidance.
Love Zuck or hate him, he’s done better than most because he thinks longer term than most.
Does not care about your call options and how it makes yo... |
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Seriously what the fuck?? Hits EPS, users down due to bot banning, neutral guidance for future...how does that translate to "holy-shit-fuck-everything-this-is-a-landfill-fire!!".
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b/c the pre-earnings price was based on the illusion that they were truly rea... |
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Fucking sad that 41% of this community are fucktards (RH fags)
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What's wrong with RH? Genuinely curious. I switched from Tradeking (now Ally) to RH just to get rid of the $5 dollar commission.
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The only security you can trade is stock.
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Are you surprised by the outcome of your decisions?
EDIT: Thank you for the Gold. Your money was probably safer here than today’s AM market.
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I actually am
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Can you even explain theta?
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Time decay.
I don’t know what that ... |
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Who the fuck has thanksgiving near the end of November. Figure it out
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The country who acts as a buffer against illegals to your country, specifically rapists.
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You guys wouldn't have that issue if you had strong immigration laws like us.
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What if trump tanks the markets on purpose to blame the democrats. It’s pretty easy to see the market has sold off ever since Democrats got elected, then by 2020 the market starts to recover and he says don’t make that mistake again
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How did Donald Trump be... |
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Good luck selling that...
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What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
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At the risk of sounding like an asshole did you think you would just have money ma... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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Bought Shopify Puts. Then sold out next day got 695 Uber Calls for 9/27 @ $0.65 a piece, cashed out at $1.65. Next day got 87 Shopify Calls for $13.30 sold out at $17.10. Now back on 150 Shopify shorts. At 170k currently. And yes it's all my brothers money I won't be taking ... |
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Ex-lawyer for one of his old companies. But no shit the lawyer gets in trouble for signing off on a crime someone has been convicted for.
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You fucking stupid mutt, get your facts straight on what Shkreli was convicted for.
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Wat? Are you fam... |
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what expiry? it's coiled but looks like it's going to be the last to go
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June 1
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When did you get in?
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May 7
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So, you expected the world's most valuable company to increase in value by 10% in under a month?
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[Hilarious source thread](https://np.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/6nzvia/senator_elizabeth_warren_accused_jp_morgan_ceo/)
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jesus christ these are a bunch of sad petty people
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the people in that thread are the type to go on a sho... |
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So, I have a rule where I don't short bezos or musk, but cuckerberg is very close to being a 3rd on the list. I however will bet on the whole sector falling, so I bought a 182.5p 7/27 at close. looking forward to see where the bid/ask ends up in the morning.
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This is pure greed. I cashed out my puts yesterday at 250% gain. What more do you want
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When did you even buy them? It's been going up since the start of the week, hasn't it?
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Midday the day after the CEO fog fired
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This ma... |
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So whole foods was just screwing everybody before?
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Whole Foods is known for its appeal to upper-middle class shoppers who prefer organic/non GMO/farm raised foods. Pretty sure most people knew Whole Foods was overpriced they just didn't care because "brand... |
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Holding:
MU (100%)
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What’s your plan with it?
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Continue to bag hold?
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Yeah now that there are multiple big companies saying they expecting demand to still outstrip supply at least for a few more quarters
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Yo... |
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should've gone with BlockChainBuster but you couldn't resist the BBC
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what is BBC?
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Go ask a black guy, can I be cucked by your BBC?
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what is cucked?
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When you buy $RAD you get "cucked"
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Or ... |
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is any tsla priced under 420 just free money at this point?
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No, otherwise the share price would be at or very close to $420. There is no guarantee that Musky will get the shareholder vote to take $TSLA private. And he might be full of shit to squeeze t... |
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/u/fscomeau is banned. So let it be written. So let it be done.
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My god he's still around? We banned him over at r/stocks a couple years ago.
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he was banned from here too, but then they unbanned him and now he's banned again
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Surprised the fucking Secret Service isnt raiding their ass.
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It’s just a collectors item. But people don’t really collect these as they’re free at your local bank.
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> free at your local bank
Just to clarify, if you go in and say, "He... |
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Absolutely amazing that one of the largest companies in the world is saying, "yeah these presidential shit posts have real world effects and we're going to try and make money off it."
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That’s what they’re good at.
I’m also not convinced he doesn’t dial up J... |
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lol? Half this sub is retards earning $50,000 a year who are spending their rent money on margins for their 30x leveraged bets.
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r/woooosh
Caught em in the wild fellas
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I think you are the one that got whoosed
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This di... |
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Is there such a thing as a run up like this from previous stock(s) that wasn’t a pump and dump or does literally every stock that accelerates up, crash? Not very comforting :\
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Losing 1 day of gains isn’t A pump and dump.
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Losing 20% after... |
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