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Futures are green. Correction is over. MU to 50 by Monday’s closing.
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$MU to $80 by year end.
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HAH it would be more likely for me to have a girlfriend by the end of the year.
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Quick get this boy a girlfriend! we must make ... |
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Rocket scientist: "Elon why is the car 100lbs over weight? It will crash into Mars unless we adjust trajectory."
Elon: "Perfect. . ."
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100 lbs huh. That's a skinny hooker
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I’m 105 and 5’4” so it’s not implausible, esp if the hooker is on d... |
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Just like all things Obama - if it's business related and people can make money from it - it's a bad idea and they have to shut it down. Simply because he doesn't understand what people actually do for jobs. This will drastically hurt the pharma/biopharma industry.
## Wal... |
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Remember, may was agains brexit all along. Those who were in favor chickened out when it was clear they won.
But wait, what’s with the ones following her, some guy surely want to put his name up there? Yes, but these fellas all want to negotiate the brexit deal again and n... |
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Bloomberg gave a pretty wide estimate today when they were talking about it. 4b -40b. Wonder where it'll end up. I don't plan to have any position since I think it's just going to Twitter and eventually fade out of vogue.
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There was still money to be made... |
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But they upgraded $GLW which is like the MU for special screens and fiber optics... we covered the guts of devices now it’s time to move into the exterior.
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Now that's funny, I have calls on $GLW.. I might make something out of those finally, bought like 180... |
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the second dead hooker is in the space suit
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Congratulations to Misty and Candy, the first humans to orbit Mars.
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If you guys see Elon tell him some guy named "Daddy" is lookin for these girls and it sounds like they owe him some money
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Can we just continue to cut rates whenever the economy is a bit shaky?
Do we end up with -20% 50 years from now or how does this work?
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does anyone have any better ideas
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We let the cyclical market be cyclical.
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B..but..the... |
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I'm a girl. I just wasn't sure if I was welcome cause you know. Titties.
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Make her flair "Trader with Titties"
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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Was it the alliteration that offended you?
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No. I... |
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wtf, robinhood has a green background? All I get is the default red one. Does anyone know how to change it?
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Buy MU
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Okay, I bought MU at $49 a few weeks ago. What’s the next step?
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Take a loan out against anything you own a... |
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We will officially be in a bear market before the end of next week.
Edit: https://wifflegif.com/gifs/650296-the-eric-andre-show-hannibal-buress-gif
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lol no chance
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your a faggot dude. you don't know shit
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Yup. 3 years of... |
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Down 35% in the past month, 50% in past three months, 58% on the year. You mean it gets worse?
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Goodbye
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I read that in the [AOL voice](ht... |
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if you're bearish in the short term but bullish in the long term and can wait 30 days before rebuying (assuming the stock is cheaper or stays at the same
price), this is a great tax-loss harvesting move.
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Robinhood doesn't make you pay taxes.
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god damn. Shorts just got cucked
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He's been warning them for months
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He said that there will be short burn of the century in 3 weeks, he said that 1 month and 3 weeks ago lol. Elon time.
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Yup, didn't factor in Elon Time.
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I don't get it what are we supposed to be laughing at here? Leaving out the other 7 years of the Obama recovery to make Don look good?
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S&P dropped 50% obamas first year. It took him 8 years to get it to +600 points from when he was voted in. Trump is +... |
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SPY down 5% ... I don't think I've ever seen a gap that huge. We need AH circuit breakers I think.
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It says down .37% for me..
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http://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures
Whatever you are looking at is a piece of shit :)
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Fuck that communist parrot
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He's almost the opposite of a communist
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Just this week:
“Take the guns first, worry about due process after.”
“He is president for life. It’s great, maybe we will try that one day.”
Started a trade war.
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40% downside. I would sell the dip.
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Yeah that's what I was thinking, it's way overvalued for its current state and people are finally realizing it
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TBH. It's a shit company. Been a shit company for a long time. But they will somehow contin... |
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Have fun filing for personal bankruptcy. Oh wait! Those are student loans, you're fucked!
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Just don't consolidate with private loans and keep deferring. Da gubament will someday do forgiveness!
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Yeah, banks will extend pretty massive lines o... |
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Of course the response to this will be to do the opposite. In this trade war the Chinese are digging trenches and planning to live in them for a while.
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You mean starve their people in them
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Oh shit you're right people are actually going to ... |
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lol investing for 45 years.
> i don't think anyone has over 10k.
man at least pick a bigger number.
fuck this sub has the best psychopaths
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i meant to say 16 million. IDK someone hack me or sum. Fuck deez hating ass fags ima go count my money
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�� how come Mr. SEC is not looking into Mr. Mango or they only care about Elon?
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Look if they couldn't prosecute POTUS for high treason they're not going to prosecute him for market manipulation. He's above the law.
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Yeah, but he didn't comm... |
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Throw that money in an index.
Don’t blow your inheritance doing autist shit.
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*and sell covered calls.
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And buy life insurance!
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And don't have kids!
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Definitely don't get married!
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Thought about it, now listening to him scream I am glad I did not.
edit: now he is crying....
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lol I want him to take his mask off
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Considering the attention this is getting, I think it would be tantamount to suicide to take the mask off.... |
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I like how he thinks “Obama’s numbers” were basically fake / inflated because he had low rates, but he also wants low rates which by his own logic would weaken his numbers
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You are thinking of it exactly in the reverse way. He wants low rates because by ... |
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https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ctpr1p/update_sister_took_250k_from_mother_with_dementia/
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what the fuck?
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this nigga got murdered
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they did him dirty like jeffrey epstein
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imagin... |
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Good for u
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...now 32%...
Edit: .....now 19%
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Who cares, still gainz
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Did someone say "gainz"? On this sub? That's got to be a mistake.
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Sorry. Autistic Faggot Points or AFP for short. Not to be con... |
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sell the dip buy the bubble.
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Galaxy brain
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1000 IQ
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Rick and Morty
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Stable genius
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Wtf is going on here? Every single comment is nuked to hell.
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That, my friend, would be the pure autism or /r/latestagecapitalism.
Edit: I realized we're autistic, and that's too nice to them.
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It should be a rule that in order to post or c... |
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Lean hogs futures are gapping up.
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Why is nobody else talking about lean hogs????!!!!
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None of us knows how to trade them, and unlimited downside is scary
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What sub am I in again?
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not /r/gorillawar... |
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Same dude that blew money in $TSLA, it's his fault for taking himself seriously. He makes money off of YouTube not the stock market directly, I won't watch him till he yolo half is net worth on $SPY puts.
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Y puts do you think where are gonna crash now I’m t... |
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tImE dEcAy
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My june calls are losing money too. Should i buy a call that expires next year?
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Your calls went up to $1.73 high today, around 2:40 PM, so if you sold then you'd have gotten a decent ~60% profit. But you were greedy and waited f... |
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Your DD was "I'm going to pretend that I have inside information then I'm going to trade on it"
No joke I hope you die
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flair checks out
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Wonder what kind of flair they'll give you in jail
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wasn't insider trading jus... |
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Trade war is good and easy to win
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����but what about all those posts here about how we won the trade war? Like that one “it’s just liberal bullshit” Always Sunny meme? Right? We won!
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We're beating China. We're not really succeeding, but we... |
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Seriously though, is this legit?
If so, this is brilliant and OP is a masterful faggot.
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Yeah, I just took this picture. These are the bins for the TSA security checkpoint at ONT.
And excuse you, even if it wasn’t legit, I’m still a masterful faggot.
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What does KYS mean? A lot of people say that to me and I've yet to figure it out.
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Keep Yourself Safe
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https://np.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook/comments/6ngr68/kys/
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Wow I thought that phrase was just made up recently ��
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I dont hink he actually defrauded the people, but I think the jury is going to throw him away based on how the media painted him as the face for healthcare profiteering. If you listen to him you understand how the healthcare R&D cycle works and how increasing the price ... |
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Positions or ban
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3 calls on Tesla @ 270 by 11/16. Yolod with my measly 5k on Monday.
Edit: went from 3000 something to 5800 by selling CRDM at a good time
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Calls on what
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Tesla, edited my post
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TSLA is... |
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Poor bum. I live with parents. Have a loser job. Virgin. Everybody ive ever met knew something was wrong with me. Thought i was gonna get rich off stocks, ended up just getting more poor. I think my next move will probably hit it big though, and i can finally move out of my ... |
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Yeahhh, I'm gonna go ahead and say Elon fucked up with this one ��
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He's been getting progressively more paranoid and combative over the past few months. I think the stress is getting to him
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He is clearly losing it. And I dont mean it in a ... |
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You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
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Wrong, buddy. http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Karla_James
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Am I the only who notice that British women have gigantic titties?
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They actually had the highest ... |
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Meanwhile China devalues 10%. Evens out. �� �� ��
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Um no. This would kill the China.
I mean it's not like the SSE Composite has been sliding 20-25% with only $50B in tariffs or anything while the US market is flat or slightly rising.
I could go on and o... |
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Good luck selling that...
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What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
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In order to sell, there has to be someone who wants to buy.
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Lol ... |
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You can't make this stuff up lol. The dude's worst enemy is himself.
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isnt he a millionaire?
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What the fuck does that matter?
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Means he's doing alright for himself.
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He's going to jail, which I think qu... |
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You’re insane and I love you for it.
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Options are my crack
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As someone who has lost 50k on one options play. I hope you make 200k and not trade for a year.
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That sucks dude but dont give up, October to November 15th ... |
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https://edition.cnn.com/2019/09/09/investing/saudi-oil-minister-prices/index.html
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That would only make sense if production stayed the same. They aren't making more money because of this unless they have a massive reserve to keep the output the same. This is... |
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I don't have FB. What's the synopsis.
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Shkrelintryin to talk him out of the trade
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Little late for that though, eh?
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I hope he does talk him out of it. Then, aapl does crash on earnings. That would be the making of su... |
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That just sounds like capitalism with extra steps.
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Our friends are still learning the benefits of efficiency
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Yes. So efficient that private industry and the banking system as a whole need to be completely propped up by government once ev... |
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Continue to make $$ on $SNAP, pull out and dump more money into $BAC
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Holding $BAC stock or options?
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both..bac will be up 50% this year.
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Why?
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deregulation, tax reform, rate hikes, product line chan... |
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I'm fucked with my balls deep in MU. Currently 35% of my portfolio is MU. AMA.
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35% is balls deep? faggot u must be new here
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Let me tell ya how balls deep I actually am. I am in school and will still be in school until I am close to 30 yrs... |
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MU heading for circuit breaker levels, if they did that for single stocks.
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What caused this. Saw an article downgrading wdc as their cost structure is not as good as MU for Nand which is obviously bad for MU, but was their any additional bad news?
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Did you get this by eating peanut butter and bread on $10/hr?
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Pretty close.
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Not one cent inherited?
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Nope, well kinda, I did sue my father for damages to fund my account after he crashed a car I was riding in.
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Man I can't wait to take my series 7, I hear they give you a Gucci belt if you pass with a score of 90 and above.
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90% of those tests are a fucking joke. I have a couple friends that took the series 7 (part of it covers options), and it honestly scared me ho... |
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How does one have 45k+ to his name if he thinks drys is a good long play. God damn. I demand a ban vote for this extreme high level of autism.
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but...but....but the spectrum...
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YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKING SPECTRUM
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i prefer in... |
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Yeah, it's called a death spiral.
Why are you even looking at this dumpster company.
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Because WSB says it's a worthless company.
I'm not gonna waste money on calls or anything but when it hits 0.03 I'm gonna buy a couple thousand shares. Moviepass isn... |
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What kind of trading did you do?
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Futures only
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What was your strategy? Like some sort of delta neutral thing or were you actually making directional bets?
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We were a quant shop that focused on short term moves. 30, 60, 300... |
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Immediately convert it into something of tangible value (gold coins, whatever), and park that shit at your parent's house or bury it in your backyard. No way in hell I ever give 1/2 my shit away to a chick.
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Lol first of all, being a WSBetter, you have no g... |
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I have to understand...what happens if contracts expire while it’s still halted?
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me too wtf
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I’m pretty sure we go to jail too
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Correct. Little known fact, this is how Martin Skrillex ended up in prison
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Wo... |
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India is so keen on having strong stonk market that they have millions of cows and bulls wandering the street. Extremely bullish. Huge ongoing FDI from USA is also very bullish, as is the fact that this country is so poor it can only go up. Long India
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1. Canadians are full of shit.
1. Anything less than $50k is not a YOLO.
1. I should GFM
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What does GFM mean?
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Start a Go Fund Me campaign.
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If I reach $50,000 I will have surgery to remove the Canadian from me.
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For those keeping track at home (or looking for good leap positions), price per share at a trillion dollar valuation:
AAPL: 203.56
AMZN: 2061.07
GOOGL: 1441.08
MSFT: 130.19 (leaps for 1/2020 decent price)
FB: 345.17 (leaps below 1T decent price in 1/2020)
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Disney is down 2% premarket. What part of the deal don't investors like ? It was rumored between 60-75billion so I figured the 52b price tag would push Disney up
Edit: at 810 est it's back to level
Edit 2: close out my position at the day high on my option for 300% gains... |
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Fuck your 1.8 mil
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if it makes you feel any better it's canadian money. so not worth that much.
Only like $1.3 mill freedom dollars.
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How long have you been investing? That’s a good retirement fund
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have you tried jizzing on her face
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I don't see how that is an appropriate alternative to college, but okay.
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Better than jizzing in her and having another kid to pay for
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From the way the wife speaks, it seems that his daug... |
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The DD he posted literally gave me an extra chromosome. Why the fuck did you listen to him?
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Honestly idk who would've listened to that... "nerds still go in and buy games come on guys believe me!!"
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It was up voted 245 times so I'd v... |
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Or I could just short your mom. Either way id prefer the prime rate for borrowing cause that's we eat prime at the steakhouse
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She's dead. Security doesn't exist
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Oh. But can we trade it on the OTC
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*Pink* sheets
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## Speaker_0: ##
I know the lottery is a tax on idiots but at some point it becomes stupid not to drop $2 on a 1:292,000,000 chance of whatever your dream is. I mean what can you buy with $2? Like, 1/5 of a banana?
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The gain from having a 0% chance at winning a substantial a... |
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>If you buy your house at $20,000, and someone comes along the next day and says "I'll pay you $15,000..."
I think he's missing a zero or two there.
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It's been a while since he bought a house...
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Didn’t he buy his house for 35k? Some... |
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How did you see my account?
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You gave me the api key
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Explain the meme please
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Look in your wallet. See missing money? That's how.
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Now look back at me im on a horse
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Wait... Now look... |
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Where is this apartment that all /r/wsb users live in?
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It's less of "an apartment block" and more of "a sheltered accommodation for the emotionally challenged".
It's in Canada. You can tell from the snow.
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Hold til $60 (end of November is my guess) and I'll vote for you to be modded.
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Yep! I’ve been selling covered calls. So although it says I’m down, I’m actually up! Don’t plan on selling anytime soon. Those covered calls trendies are delicious.
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I am a bear ... ish.
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Like a hairy gay?
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yeah his gender is bear.
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Lol. TIL https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_slang)
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pls hang yourself
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## Speaker_0: ##
I worked at apple retail from 2003-2006 ish. Decent job, but apple is so scared of getting sued management would probably suggest you help the culprit out of the store if they asked.
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Google and Tim Cook’s Nu-Apple are soft. Bezos would give a tacit license ... |
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Curved screen
Waterproof
Headphone jack
Longer battery life
Samsung pay (works on any card reader)
Wireless charging
Heart rate monitor
Fast Charge
IPhone 7 is outmatched af.
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GREEN. TEXTS.
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You keep saying this but green texts a... |
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Wait a minute... after all that you essentially only wiped out **one month** of gains? 185k loss and you are up 75% on a three month basis? TIL I am living on a different planet than some people on this sub
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Just think, he would’ve been at 480k make for the ... |
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2.7 *billion*....for some search results on their stupid shopping website...in 2010...the hell kind of eurotrash money grab is this
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They need to pay for all them refugees somehow, their economy sure as shit isn't gonna pay the bills.
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The ... |
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Do it again and you'll have $122,000
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/r/theydidthemath
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Don't fucking say it
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/r/theydidthemonstermath
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op replied to himself lol!
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ya people do that on reddit for the karma... |
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Sounds like they are just trying to not check their email yet. If it was a true injunction/court order wouldn't they need to wait like a day for it to come by mail?
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Why would UMC know about it first...
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because they're closer?
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>The woman’s bet is the second largest to have been placed on Mrs Clinton after another woman put €550,000 on her to win when the odds were 4/11
holy fuck
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What is funny, WSB hypes us shit penny stocks and fucks me over constantly because I am dumb enoug... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Shkreli was never a bad person... just a shitty attitude and a cunty exterior. Wish him the best of luck in prison and he can get wifi access based on good behavior lol
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I just want him back on this sub
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I’m new to this sub so excuse the ig... |
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Don't forgot the trillions that went missing
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And the hundreds of thousands of civilians killed in the Middle East. And the millions affected in the region.
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You know the craziest shit? I saw a video on YouTube where they were showing pictur... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Busy emailing robin hood support about their seat on the board of directors
## Speaker_0: ##
Is that a possibility? I mean, I saw someone buy 20% of the company on twitter with screenshots a few days ago when shares were $0.10 each. Would he be a director? Or at least o... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I know a guy at wework and he told me I need to get in on the ipo because it’s going to be the next amazon. I’m not sure what they smoke there but I need some.
## Speaker_1: ##
He meant the Amazon river, a massive brown stream full of danger.
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No, he meant... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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Press F to pay 250.000 paper money:DDDDDDDD
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He should really be banned for this for life. Waste of time.
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Unbanning him was the biggest mistake lol. It was a pretty good troll tho.
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Seriously, IDK why people are angry. They... |
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If you know what you are doing you won’t profit this much
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Preach my nigga preach. Had some big ups and downs when i was new to options and wsb. Fast forward 2 years later i’m only fucking with monthlies.
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\>monthlies
so diversified, so ... |
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I'm from r/all. I have no idea what this sub actually DOES, but I'd like to subscribe to the newsletter
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>I have no idea what this sub actually DOES
Neither do we, hop right in.
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Bullshit. We all know what we do here. We lose money.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Has anyone really fact checked this?
I know $100,000 was a lot of money back then, but I find it hard to imagine Nike would offer 10% of its equity for a sponsorship deal... some sketchy management if true lol
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It was when Nike was starting out and hadn't l... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What do you think he's gonna OD on?
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Bullets.
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The Seth Rich special
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That's the one where you get robbed and shot, but they don't take anything from you they just throw it away a block later, right?
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It's t... |
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I'm 60. My farmer grandfather apparently made a fortune buying stock during the depression but kept it quiet and lead a simple life. When he died he divided it among is eight kids, one of which was my father, who also lead a simple life and kept it invested and growing. ... |
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at least i created content on the sub ololollool
fuck
edit: updating end-of-day tomorrow with a screen for u lads
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Fuck the haters. They wouldn’t have the balls to make these plays. No one gets it right every time.
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most of us don't get... |
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C (citi)
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U
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N
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T
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Wow congrats guys we did it! Go suck a fucking cock
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## Speaker_0: ##
so do u use any particular indicators? lin reg?
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Just MACD, 100SMA, 150SMA, and 200SMA
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thanks for the response. thoughts on where FB is headed? up in long term?
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Absolutely no clue. I only focus on stocks about to c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jesus fucking Christ we get one of these “unironically long snap” posts a week atleast come up with an original title. You shouldn’t do it cause you’re retarded. Why the fuck would you think the spectacles are a good idea, google made a much better attempt at it years ago, o... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pics or it didnt happen
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/gallery/DYjDo
Pretty autistic I’m aware, that WFC isn’t moving bc it’s worth a little less than the shit I just took
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Why did you black out the totals faggot? Show us how much money you lost.
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## Speaker_0: ##
How the fuck is a company that just IPO'ed announcing layoffs? Seriously, what a joke.
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At least they aren't blue apron
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I've recently become interested in blue aprons stock. I want to believe Amazon will buy them or something. Any specific... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
First of all, I wanted to give myself a pat on the back for reading that ENTIRE post.
Secondly
>I am 99.9% certain AAPL is going to plummet post-earnings, but as there always is no way for me to know for sure.
Thirdly
If all else fails (which it probably will) , I th... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
You know there's some law in Detroit where you have to get any purchased house like this up to code, which can cost up to $100k. I researched this route a while back when I was looking into retiring in Detroit at the age of 25. You'd be much better off buying a rickety ho... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks trump
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Am I an idiot for buying stocks at the top of the longest bull run? Nah I’ll just blame trump.
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Time in the market always beats timing the market
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unless the market timed you and you get in at the top and ... |
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