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The dudes in that thread make me cringe. If you back test the dumb fucking "lazy" portfolio by bogleheads, which is essentially 50/50 stocks and bonds, you'll massively, like massively as fuck, under perform the S&P. Even during a recession the S&P recovered faster a... |
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WE DID IT
Good team-building exercise.
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lol if he didn't shit post he probably would've done just mere months or a couple of years at most, seems like he really bit himself in the ass by instigating an overzealous prosecution.
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He seems to simultaneously be incredibly smart and fucking stupid as ... |
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I dont get why people always use people or situations like this as examples. Such as with Microsoft starting in a garage or Apple with WOZ.
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First, the days of anyone creating a foothold in ANY industry are basically over. Unless you create some sort of softw... |
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idk i’m like the biggest $tsla hater, but a guy shouldn’t get so much shit from the internet for trying to do something good.
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If he did good deeds rather than a whole lot of talking about potential good he could do, I wouldn't give him shit.
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@realDonaldTrump: Why do we keep broadcasting when we are going to attack Syria. Why can't we just be quiet and, if we attack at all, catch them by surprise?
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/372943068267573249?s=21
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There's a stickied post about it you dumb cuck. Get in there and do your part to protect fuck boy
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Ah I have it set to new so no pinned posts ever show up for me. Whoops!
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You really thought one guy just did it on his own?
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Not to mention Iran is ordering a ton too. Long on Boeing for you responsible "investor" faggots out there with your diversified portfolios
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What in the fuck is a diversified portfolio?
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Sounds like retard talk. Anyway back to stroking my... |
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Sounds like they are just trying to not check their email yet. If it was a true injunction/court order wouldn't they need to wait like a day for it to come by mail?
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Why would UMC know about it first...
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because they're closer?
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Sincerely,
The guy with his life's savings in TSLA J20 400 Call options
I don't even know what to do anymore with investing. I had a system in place. Sell TSLA when it hits the upper bollinger band and buy TSLA when it hits the lower, and it was just about at the poi... |
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haha
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Idk whats so funny
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If you haven't noticed this sub is loaded with a bunch of immature fucktards that have no idea what they are doing. And apparently everybody's autistic...
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Is that not true with most people that... |
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Can someone do me a solid and explain the math here? Gfy and all that but im confused.
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Look at the amounts on the right side you faggot and add all those up. = $1080. He bought SPY Calls for $0.61 and sold for $0.67.
edit: you gotta multiply the amount of... |
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Sell all my tech calls eod. I dont trust goog this quarter. Even if they beat i think guidance will be short of share holder expectations.
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I am short googl with 7k of options, so i'm sure it will be fine
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If youre sufficiently itm you'll be... |
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currently doing a "50% split YOLO":
50% JNUG 50% JDST
wish me luck guys
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Lmao I was about to write the exact same thing.
Just theoretically though, if they had dividends that might actually be smart.
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I think you're misunderstanding... |
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Haha, he admits to saying it but still considers it fake news.
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what if Trump lied to Bloomberg on purpose and there is a deal
I mean the chances of that happening are like 5% but...
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You're implying he thinks further ahead than, literally,... |
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tl;dr understand the stock you are buying and don't buy a stock just because you hear about it and it sounds good. Wait for the right opportunity.
AKA, stop buying a bunch of meme stocks, you autists.
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Inverse buffett, you said?
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inverse bu... |
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...and Federer wins, dude got lucky.
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He just made 162k I'm sure he will walk away from that kind of easy money in the future
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Where is 162K coming from? Did he make the bet before the tourney?
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Federer won about 3 hours... |
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I know a gay person that works at chik fil a. I know gay people who eat at chik fil a. I've had my order taken by chik fil a worker that is 100% gay. And honestly they have the greatest customer service ever. 99% of the time across various chick fil a I have been, they alway... |
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I'd bet my money on Trump fucking it up before Xi.
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There is no way that trump fucks it up. Tell me, what could he possible tweet?
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"We're still moving forward with $100B in additional tariffs"
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and why would he do thi... |
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He is pretty retarded for a genius
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Nah, he's thinking 10 steps ahead of you.
Think about how much money they'll save in 10 years when all the idiots took $5k instead of "free gas" for life.
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Yeah, that's what everyone said about The Donald... |
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Yahoo for sure would've run Google into the ground if they were in charge. The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
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> The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
Eh, don't forget Yahoo paid 1.1B for Tumblr. The company was a ... |
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We have already hit our peak before the recession. I've been saying this for a while now. There is no way we AREN'T going into a recession.
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I mean....you’ll be right eventually
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No I mean in the next 6 months we will be in a recession. If ... |
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he will lose it all if he keeps doing this.
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He won't. He'll cash out and start again, he's not a dumbass.
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*Narrator: unfortunately, he WAS a dumbass*
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Morgan Freeman^^
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Nah, that's the voice of Ron How... |
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You should have gone long on domestic steel/aluminum producers & shorted foreign ones. Easiest money that was to be made today. Early bird gets the worm.
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can you explain? not sure why you're getting downvotes.
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US Steel Producers... |
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Congrats man. What's it like to have made it?
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I feel happy but money isn't the end all be all for me. I'll be happier to spend this for a good cause and have experiences with friends and family which would truly make me feel like I made it.
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Im not sure whats more depressing
That you invested your entire life savings into a pos genetics company or that your entire life savings was only 17k
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definitely the entire life savings invested into a yolo part.
the life savings amount is all relative. T... |
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WTF is paper trading
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It’s where you trade with cash, in person, instead of using an online account.
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Everytime I go to my stock dude in Camden and hand him the cash he always hands me these white rocks instead of AMD shares. Am I doing... |
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When market goes down .5%, my profilio goes down 75%.
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Schwab doesn't know that my margin funds are also on margin
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And that your margin on your margin, is secured against your house and your father in law was guarantor on your mortgage?
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Call your broker and tell them that you meant to short it. Tell them you're retarded(You are) and say if they don't reverse it and give you your money then you'll have to sue them for lack of ADA compliance. Has a better shot of working than you ever seeing that money again.... |
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Peter went on to a record one of the seminal punk-jazz albums of the 1980s with his mostly-forgotten band The Autards. Only 100 copies were pressed, of which 99 have gone missing, while the final copy was bought up by a legendary Wall Street biotech criminal and buried in a ... |
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I don't see any reason why it will crash, they have the CPU market pretty solid with Intel fucked for at least 2 years.
Nvidia are sitting on the next generation of GPUs basically because they have a gpu monopoly right now.
So in conclusion no reason for AMD stock to ... |
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SODA puts. NVDA calls. Can you guess what expiration?
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Faggot's ^^Delight?
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Newbie here, what does faggot mean in relations to options/investing.
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Are you seriously too lazy to check investopedia yourself?
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I don't think he is wrong yet bro.
But yeah, I assume one of the other mods will ensure he kills himself if it comes to that.
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I mean he shoulda pulled the trigger on Friday but he got lucky today
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Aw. It sounds like you have no fucking... |
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I am an accountant ill crunch some numbers for you. 2000*165=330000. Yikes, I wish I could give you some decent advice on a way out of this.
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The way out is Monday morning's price. If it's below 165, I'll actually make money, but if it gaps up, I'm cucked $... |
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I don't see a strong case for snap as an avid snapchat user. Agree that it might be profitable as a short term play, but it will never have the success of facebook
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Snapchat isn't trying to be Facebook. It solves the permanency problem of social media. Peopl... |
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obviously... Is this even a question? "The President cannot have a conflict of interest."
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If you have no concept of finance, economics, geopolitics, and come from r/all as a broke fuck who thinks /r/wallstreetbets is get rich quick scheme like wolf of Wall ... |
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No shit.
I never got a good answer as to what a Russian 'hack' would even entail. Illegal voting in swing states? Nope. Pressuring the electoral college? Nope. Letting the Dems fix their primaries and input a bad candidate? Sure lol.
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That’s a shame and seems done out of spite. His content was mostly hours long lectures on finance, chemistry, accounting, and other serious subjects and there hasn’t been any new uploads as far as I know since Shkreli was incarcerated.
His YT channel really changed my unde... |
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Just wait until your wife leaves fag
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is that what happen to you?
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In the 2008ish crash. She invested in a pro hockey player instead. All good though, you will learn other girls are out there and they are willing to do cooler things to you. ... |
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Invest in trash like GE
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[Fact](https://imgur.com/gallery/dMCuw)
[Edit](https://www.reddit.com/r/asklaw/comments/7a3ru6/dumpster_diving_bankrupt_companys_youre_a)
[4am VZ deprioritization upload of avg down](https://imgur.com/gallery/QNtJh)
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Its 3:00am here and I've been working for so many hours and I have to leave for work at 6:00am so I hate myself more than you can ever imagine.
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For those that aren't familiar - wizdaddy was an idea I had when I was drunk, staring at my losses. I deliriously thought I... |
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>Rather than ties international terrorism, greed is thought to have played a role in the attack. The suspect allegedly bought options to short sell 15,000 shares of BVB stock for 78,000 euros ($83,600), according to "Bild." He would have profited from the transaction if ... |
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Elon had to erect a tent in order to almost hit his goal after deadline.
So nr 2
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he will erect many more tents to hit many other goals. That's Elon's style problem solving; They will eventually build factories as they expand
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This was a study conducted in Brazil. If we did a WSB study we looking at 99%...
We observe all individuals who began to day trade between 2013 and 2015 in the Brazilian equity futures market, the third in terms of volume in the world, and persisted for at least 300 days: 9... |
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I work in advertising - sold right when I heard the stories and just before the dip. I’m not buying this one back for now. I don’t trust the stories are over yet, with ongoing Russia investigation things can come out any day, and the data industry might hit a serious wall wi... |
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My wife's period is never wrong
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For all of us, you need to get her pregnant
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Working on it ;)
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if you need help, let us know. we're all here for you.
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I can definitely use a hand or 6
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3,491 dollars today. For those who can't be arsed to check.
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I'm currently shorting it.
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How?
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Bitmex most likely
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Texmex is better.
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China is panicking, Trump is acting like it isn't a big deal. It's negotiating, art of the deal type stuff, this makes it seem like he's got the upper hand. That or he legit forgot, dude is all over the place.
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100% he forgot. His mind is driven by whatever... |
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Just imagine all the dirt this bottom feeder knows. Fun times.
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Worse than that, imagine all he wrote down thinking, "I'm a lawyer and this is all privileged, so I can take all the notes I like."
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What, you think a graduate of the esteemed C... |
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This is just a random correction. 5-10% at most. The european economy almost totally flopped in 2016 and there were real factors that could've triggeres another recession. Really, just ask yourselves if the news that allegedly caused this dip is any more alarming than the st... |
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CEO rolled instantly on his staff. Great leadership.
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yeah right? it's not like he needs to be loyal to his employees though. He has an unlimited amount of unemployed liberal arts majors to hire.
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Try to make back the $17,000 I lost last month with the $500 I have left.
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What moves did you make?
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Started with $3k, went down to $800 and turned that into $17k (mostly $SPX calls and puts). Then bet almost all of that on President Xi’s sp... |
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Aren't we still operating under obama's fiscal policies until October when the fiscal year ends? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a bit too early to count jobs based on trump's policies since he's been president for such a short amount of time?
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Dude pe... |
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Nooo Gary! Why did you resign? :(
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It’s worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns. Trump won’t read anything – not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he i... |
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MU puts
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I'm a huge Mu bull but if you bought them at 61.9 it would have been a good play for tomorrow I think
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LOADING UP ON CALLS TOMORROW
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Hey, john-r, just a quick heads-up:
**tommorow** is actually spelled **tomo... |
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I think the lesson here is lie to and steal from poor people.
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The real lesson is that r/LateStageCapitalism is a bunch of fagz
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You know they are the kind of people you would hate of you meet them in irl.
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I live in Los Ang... |
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Went from +2k at open to breakeven lol
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Lol +8k to start down to -7k to close, easily the biggest swing I've ever had in a single day by a massive margin.
Seriously, this shit is bad for your health. Starting tomorrow, I'm going all cash and sticking my li... |
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Makes sense. Self described degenerates voting republican.
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And then they get blasted in the ass upon voting democrat. Neither party has your best interests in heart.
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Realistically, people in this sub should align with neoliberal ideals, so... |
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Just loaded up on $14 7/27 calls
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Lol good luck with that. GE is done for.
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If GE, a symbol of the 20th century Pax Americana is going to die, then I am going to go down with the ship. Enjoy your commie meme stocks. Edit: made a 105... |
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I was all in on the inverse too. Fuck all of you faggots
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What'd you buy?
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$2,000+ worth of Netflix
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Stock?
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Yeah
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Congrats, you lost less money than anyone who bought a single ITM/moderat... |
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Oh hey it’s me
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Where did you get your money in the first place?
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Same as most other people. Working for it.
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i don't think i will have made a million in total before taxes before I'm 45-50 years old... forget about being ab... |
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What would you even do at this convention besides fuck ourselves?
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Do cocaine out of eachothers assholes?
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I think he meant what would we do that we don't normally do.
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Do you normally do consume cocaine out of other men... |
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Only unrealistic part is people running to help you afterwards.
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Why not? He could have a wallet on him or something of value worth retrieving
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I'm getting that hat.
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Dibs on liver
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The real money's in the k... |
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Sorry I meant FORD stock vs AMD stock.
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Market cap my man, jeez
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I am literally saying how much one stock is worth. I’m not saying the company value or how much their outstanding value is or what percentage 1 stock is. Just one will have ... |
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when she started crying I lol'd
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I saw this movie when I was younger and thought she was upset because she believed him. Now that I'm an adult I realize she's crying because she thinks the kid is bat shit
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What movie?
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Every stock I'm invested in has sold around 20 millions shares. Everything is red man. It's a bloodbath.
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You must be new here if you think this is a blood bath.
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Always so many emotions with the new guys.
Markets go up and markets go dow... |
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Too busy playing Borderlands 3
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Is it out on TPB yet?
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No clue. I used my gains to buy it on the epic game store.
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You spend option money on games you will be able to get for free weeks or a month later? No delayed gra... |
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nothing like a good instance of credit card fraud in the morning
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Charge card brudda
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Holy shit even better
If this is real then it’s one of the biggest gambles I’ve seen on here
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1/3rd monthly income approx
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Remember...if it's free you are the product
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Are there ads?
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Google how robinhood makes their money you spoon fed cuck.
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No, you do it and tell me. Fuck head
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They make money on their "gold" tiers. I pay abo... |
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When they get options, god people are going to lose money by the yacht-load
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Was that actually real? I thought it was a photoshopped pic...
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Ok I thought that shit was totally photoshopped, but I looked into it and apparently they *are* plan... |
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some DD on OP: OP is middle aged+, engineer+, The_donald poster- (could be troll), r/soccer poster (good sign). Not good enough for me to trust OP
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Jesus, we're not even welcomed here? Reddit sucks
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Boo hoo, go back to your safe space then
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Maybe
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Maybe not
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But it's possible.
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Only plausible.
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Plausibly not.
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Any of you guys drive a tesla? It's amazing.
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I work valet and I've driven two Model S. It has better acceleration by far from any other car I have driven. It's like a fucking rocket ship. The inside feels pretty quality. The drive is smooth. The backup came... |
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all this for a pathetic bond yield smh
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It’s not the switch to bonds that’s the problem (specifically because very few people are buying bonds, hence the rate spike), it’s the implications of what higher interest rates means.
Namely: less home sales, highe... |
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this position has to be closed today as it's putting me in a margin call, just abusing my intraday buying power to make one yolo trade. wish me luck guys
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I PUSSIED OUT AND CLOSED AT 1650 for 11k
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How much of your actual cash were you riski... |
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Has anyone really fact checked this?
I know $100,000 was a lot of money back then, but I find it hard to imagine Nike would offer 10% of its equity for a sponsorship deal... some sketchy management if true lol
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It was when Nike was starting out and hadn't l... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Market overreacted, as it does to every piece of news. There's zero chance the investigation of the ~14,000 new emails can be completed by Nov 8. And do you really think Obama's not going to make the FBI sit on any result?
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Is this even a valid reason for a run up. The news gives the impression there was no funding or consensus on a buyout till Elon tweeted. This sounds like blatant ketchup but the stock rises ?
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Proves Elon wasn’t lying. If he wasn’t lying about the private of... |
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SNAP - just look at their #'s
Revenue $231.57 (1.0, in millions)
Cost of Revenue $317.0 (1.0, in millions)
Revenue Growth 589.5% (0.0)
COR Growth 147.7% (0.0)
Debt $ERROR (1.0, in millions)
Net Income $-443.77 (1.0, in millions)
Debt Growth ERROR% (0.0)
Net Income Gr... |
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rip /u/MartyMoho
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how much he lose?
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He gambled $1M, so depends on if he managed to get out.
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Many forget it was ITM options $29 $400k on that and the rest are equities. He made a lot more last quarter ER.
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Or how about when the company has really bad negative earnings, but the CEO makes a valuable apology and the stock soars.
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Musk is a dishonest shitsack in every way imaginable but the electric car revolution is happening and he's poised to control nearly all... |
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So what happens in this situation with people who hold shares? Do they get transferred or it's just gone?
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They get transferred 1:1.
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Now that robinhood won't trade the stock, how do you sell it?
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Probably sellable later th... |
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Lol Xi needs to step up to the plate now with even more tariffs, preferably targeted at Trump voting states
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Xi already played his hand. China only takes like $100B in US imports. That's why Trump is so confident, he has tons left to tariff whereas Xi alread... |
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Sports betting and casinos will always be available when stocks are not.
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You faggots only bet on stocks? The fuck is this amateur hour? Betting Heat moneyline tonight can make you 875% return on your investment on my book and you only have to wait the le... |
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Can confirm started this month and you bitches already fucked me out of $500
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Following what other people do instead of what your own research suggests is going to get you fucked like Britney spears.
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If the sub says to buy a call, buy a put... |
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I'll sign that.
But only cause I like banning stuff not because I can even guess wtf that second forum is about
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The second one is basically people bitching about their shitty life situation and then blaming it on capitalism. Lots of "Long live communism, ... |
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How the heck did he buy at $3.10? It hasn't been that low since Monday morning. Unless.... he already had them...
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I think he brought them on Monday immediately after their convo.
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"Yo, hit you later. Gotta visit the bathroom."
*takes out h... |
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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He would never admit to being here, “news” outlets would literally trash him for being a degenerate gambler/daytrading addict
Edit: Especially after the Funding Secured, $420 thing, never gonna happen but he reads this subreddit 100%
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We said the same abou... |
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WHAT THE FUCK I JUST WANT ONE FUCKING GREEN DAY WITHOUT DROPPING 2% ON QQQ.
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the funny thing is pretty much all the stuff being tariffed isn't even exported from china, maybe one day the market will catch on
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It’s about pricing in the fu... |
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>Referring to what he called “ridiculous and unfair” tariffs on U.S. imports, Trump said, “It’s going to stop — or we’ll stop trading with them. And that’s a very profitable answer, if we have to do it.”
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Let's be real...Is he really fake? Who else can so good at predicting the inverse of what will happen for over 3 years? There is some weapons grade autism that needs refinement.
In other news
#EXTRME VETTING IS STILL IN PLACE
No exceptions
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Make me ... |
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Did you get this by eating peanut butter and bread on $10/hr?
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Pretty close.
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Not one cent inherited?
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Nope, well kinda, I did sue my father for damages to fund my account after he crashed a car I was riding in.
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I saw the Fed meets next week, 9/19-20 and release notes on 9/20. My 9/20 vix calls need some crazy shit to happen, I'm down 75% or something in 4 days :(
I'd suggest cashing out of XIV pretty soon, before weekend for sure.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Nice smart profit taking title clickbait you fucking retard. (But seriously goodluck)
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I strive to follow in the footsteps of my lord and savior, Analfarmer2.
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good shit, post proof though, people like you keep this sub alive
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I wonder how much money these companies are actually putting down for these
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$20,000 according to Bloomberg
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At that quantity, Pepsi better be getting a deal. Otherwise I'm going short $PEP
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Well this is the interesting val... |
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This guy is fucking insane. Incredible cognitive dissonance. His sophistry is artful, however, I must give him that
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What about this makes you think he has cognitive dissonance??
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He tries to tout his empathy but then defends exorbitant dru... |
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