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We will find out on Monday.
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Really, or are you just fucking with us? I know the deadline is July 7th, but is there a chance it'll happen Monday?
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Monday man, believe me.
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Good because I put everything I have on RAD and we'r... |
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Positions?
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I closed out the majority of my positions that got me these gains. Should I post my current positions?
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Post closed position that led to this gain/yolo, history tab.
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https://imgur.com/a/Sj7Xn9H
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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AMA request:
1. How old are you
2. What do you do for a living
3. What will you do if your positions net a 20%+ loss
Thank you
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1. Graduated college last year
2. Software engineer
3. Do nothing and continue living
my parents are middle class immigrants wh... |
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This is wallstreetbets not wallstreetpussies. Hold motherfucker.
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My balls are sweating from places they've never sweat befofe
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I am having seizures.
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Wonder if they'll take my wife's cat as collateral at the pawn shop.
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you won
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so money due means they gotta give me money?
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Congrats. Well deserved. And a congrats in advance to becoming one of our newest mods!
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i am confused
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They're just fucking with you, OP. You have to ... |
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This has fucked me
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I was literally in the middle of adjusting my limit sell for SPY puts when this giant green candle shot through my asshole.
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I wish y'all weren't so funny. You guys make it hard to hate losing money.
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LO... |
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You know what I've found that is nice about big bear spikes? Even if the spike down is for completely BS reasons (like this situation with TSLA or the flash crash), about 80% of the time, price will retest that low at some point.
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The flash crash is from pe... |
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Isn't that straight up bribery lol? That's buying the vote.
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What year do you think it is? This is the new norm.
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"New"?
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No - it's called "lobbying" so it sounds fancy and legal.
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Well, lobbyists are banned... |
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This stock has been on a slow steady decline for awhile now... I'd probably wait till earnings to buy and should be in the 2.50 range. Walgreens will prob renegotiate (is that possible?) to buy them for 2.75.
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If they did a buyout for 2.75 that will be a sur... |
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(Unzips pants)
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(unzips dick)
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Wait yours zips? Mine has buttons
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I paid extra and mine has magnets. Suck it, plebs
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Mines stuck together with cum and tissue
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Well done!
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you too, just saw your post
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Meh, as usual, I hold SPY too long. I'm down to 80% gains.
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I make a point of holding for as little time as possible. Like a game of hot potato
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I'm a bot, bleep, blo... |
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then it goes up 10% next week
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That's when you buy.
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and the cycle of faggotry continues
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New cycle new gains
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>New cycle new pains
FTFY
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What is ftfy?
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Fixed that for ... |
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Anyone actually try this yet? I've heard it's pretty good.
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Water, Soy Protein Concentrate, Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavors, 2% or less of: Potato Protein, Methylcellulose, Yeast Extract, Cultured Dextrose, Food Starch Modified, Soy Leghemoglobin... |
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Me giving stock advice is like the homeless guy outside the gas station giving you advice on liquor.
He absolutely knows what he's talking about in the worst possible way.
Edit: I am not even subbed here and I only come here to mock this sub, but you guys are always good f... |
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you know, some brokers have margin on 8x?
forex is like 50x.
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> forex is like 50x.
Wait really? Doesn't that mean that a 2% change can wipe everything out?
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Yes.
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Ok how do it get in on this?
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Man fuck /r/politics...i was banned there during the democratic primary for being a bernie supporter. It's just a bunch of neo liberal clinton shills circle jerking there
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Sounds like Trumps Reddit. I got banned for saying I didn't like him. Some one litera... |
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20 something with enough chedder to toss around 20k FD's into earnings? Fuck... well played at the sperm lotto and the stock lotto.
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Why? You can get a well paid job as a programmer directly out of college. Doesn’t imply sperm lotto at all.
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lol the author probably asked a stupid question & got called a retard or cuck
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Normal Tuesday around here.
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Stfu retard.
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Cuck me daddy
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shoutout all the cucks reading this
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What about ... |
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you don't know what you're talking about.
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i honestly don't man. I'm fairly new to this sub and investing.
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You aren't investing you're gambling
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is that bad? I feel like it's more fun to do this than go to Vegas with $... |
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the cracked phone screen, the Samsonite of the sloppy millennial
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I've had smartphones for almost a decade, not one crack. Dropped many times, but no cracks. I always wondered what these fucks do to completely shatter their shit.
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Well, my l... |
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remember guys: this is the $NFLX guy.
just follow his plays and win big
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Shit I followed his netflix play was up $800 couldn't sell cause PDT and lost it all the next day at open :( only got to profit like $50 lmao
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that's what you get for b... |
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too bad I bought at ~7.30 because I am a huge fucking retard
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Me too buddy. But I averaged down to 6.67 so I'm finally in the plus.
Currency exchange rate is also fucking me on this stock.
It's gonna hit 10 in 6 months so it's fine though.
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That first round of options is why I don't recommend buying $MU options any earlier than 6 months out at least
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Any chance we could get a peep at your whole accounts all time chart, i want to be jealous of something
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that's all the data my f... |
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This guy is a fucking loser.
Parents offer to pay him 1100 to get a new apartment, mom offers to help him find an apartment, parents offer to pay to get his car fixed, he got fired from Best Buy for not being able to work sat, and is suing Best Buy for like $384k. He "owns ... |
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Please tell me you went all in on margin for UXIN.
Please. I'm begging you.
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This is from spy puts
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what happened to those tesla puts you bought at 300?
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Losing money on those as well
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Don't do bearish t... |
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ER is gonna be fucking bonkers...
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caked in though?
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yeah I didn't mean necessarily good... but its going to be very exciting
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I'm going to watch WSB closely...if this place sells before ER im going all the fuck in
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I’m a permabull idiot but I would not be surprised at all if this is the start of a major downturn. The rates are one thing and the trade war shit is another and I think the market was strong enough to handle either one, but it’s both of them together plus the trade war s... |
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This woman is probably laughing her ass off reading Toshiya Hari's bearish articles about AMD right now.
If we get a few more weeks like this with MU and AMD, I'll be getting ~~Mama Subae and Papa Sanjay tattoos on my ass cheeks~~ a new rig with 20 TB of Micron SSD, 32 GB o... |
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I have $250k in SPY 242 options....bag holding like a champ.
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i too like to gamble :)
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Nah, upcoming data and the timeframe I have suggests that it is very much achievable.
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expiry?
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April 21.
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How the fuck is a company that just IPO'ed announcing layoffs? Seriously, what a joke.
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At least they aren't blue apron
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I've recently become interested in blue aprons stock. I want to believe Amazon will buy them or something. Any specific... |
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Why just figure it at 100% gains? If you use 700% gains yearly you can even retire faster.
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I used robinhood’s 5 year value graph and it said it went up over 500%. So each year was about 100% This year has been slow though with only 80 something percent. Bu... |
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What are your total gains using this method?
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I can't comment re my work, sorry. Personally, around 15%/year on average. Last year was fantastic at about 40%. This year I'm down about 8%. In all honesty, I could *likely* day-trade for myself as a living, but... |
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What's sad is Walmart is one of the highest paying employers in my town. By a large margin
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Oof.
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12 an hour starting is insane and the managers make obscene money (for my town). 60k annual+? Whew lad I'd kill for that.
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Be... |
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Fuck off why don't you just short the shares instead if you really think it's going down
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More money to be made on calls. Gonna earn money on the volatility crush + theta crush. Plus delta.
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Are you just listing random greeks?
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Why would you use a shitty groupon doctor for something as important as lasik?
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Re: my salary
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That one guy had botched LASIK and killed himself cuz his eyes were in constant searing pain. Sure you wanna gamble your body too?
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Someone send him market data so he can do a 'This Week in Investing' through shitposts.
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> Be the change you wish to see in the world.
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Did you endanger anyone? If so, I invite you to fuck yourself.
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Lol drunk driving doesn't necessarily endanger people.
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You're a fucking idiot.
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Never once have I not been able to read my accelerator after drinking. Sorry y... |
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Yeah except your posts get shadow banned now for using that f word.
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On this sub?
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Yep... no more f word apparently. I guess some bundle of sticks became a mod and doesn’t like it
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What happens to your tendies if you’re trading and you’re under 18?
Edit: guys we’ve been duped. He’s a man-child with only his high school education, working at a high school (probably the janitor)
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What happens to your tendies if you’re trading and you’re... |
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Jesus Christ, the airline literally could not have handled this any worse. They're down 2.5% in pre-market after finishing up yesterday, but I can't imagine the premium that you're going to have to pay for puts today. Short interest is gonna be absolutely through the roof.... |
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Ya that’s why you made it
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Recently single and lookin' to try somethin' new
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Holy shit, that flair
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You always have to be careful with what you say on this subreddit...the mods are omniscient, and will brand a scarlet A on y... |
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/u/SIThereAndThere His shitposts aren't that funny anymore and I'm tired of watching him jerk off Trump and post pictures of adderalls in front of his Bloomberg terminal once a month.
Edit: [lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5al50x/159k_gain_on_spy_pu... |
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Not even one has sold. Short that shit
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Did you short Beyond Meat that’s really tanked since the IPO hasn’t it. How do you know when and how often the shelf’s are stocked in those pictures.
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He works there
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Sure
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My original plan was to hold them for a year. I did not expect the lunacy that ensued. I'll be buying them right back next week, I expect it to finally settle down tomorrow.
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Did you go all in with whatever you had on NFLX?
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So I'm kind of a... |
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My last time I'm going to say this, Buy Shares right now extended hours and make as it tries to pump up so the put holders don't make so much.
I just bought 60 shares. 5pm.
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This seems like an over reaction, so buying shares might be the best way to lock t... |
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The only looming financial risk is Dems in Novermber.
Bernie Sanders would be the Chairman of the Budget Committee
Maxine Waters would be Chair**person** of the Finance Committee
What could possibly go wrong
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If history is anything to go by a dem cont... |
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Doesn't make sense... It's commonly reported as a great place to work
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Fukkin snitch
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questio... |
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Don’t worry guys.
It’s not like Donald has ever bankrupted any companies and clearly understands the complexities of a trade war and its effect on the economy/stock market.
Who would of guessed a man with no experience in politics would make stupid political decisions wit... |
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He is probably right, but maybe it's a good thing. Maybe the Saudi's won't own American banks anymore.
For the fake global economy Trump will be bad, for brick and mortar economy and jobs, Trump will be good.
I'd buy some puts on Goldman
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I'm a small busi... |
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Pretend to play ER. Write down entries and exits. Daydream about daytrading and potential gains I could've had.
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Why not grasp at glory?
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He hasn’t found any brokerages that will accept ebt cards yet.
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Damn. Apply some ice ... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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Someone just sold 1 million market order of SPY shares. What the actual fuck.
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How can you tell their order type? What tool are you using?
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If you'v paid for Robinhood Gold look under 'Settings'
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I dont use robinhood. Are... |
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It’s funny really, this just smacks of desperation, like the Ford guy is quite literally shitting himself to sleep every night
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yeah no
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> Group Vice President, President - Europe, Middle East & Africa
> quick search shows that... |
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You chose forex. What you expect?
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what is wrong with forex lol
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not a stock for one thing.
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Thats obvious ffs
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Stocks tend to go up, forex is just a mess
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Also short 300 shares, https://imgur.com/a/3OxZ4Ob
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Damn ur HABT
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Unfortunately sold 60% of my calls around 2-3 bucks
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Wtf? How come? Oh well... but still fucking juicy.
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No one has ever gone brok... |
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Amd? AMD?!???!? HE MENTIONED AMD!!!!!!!! 111!1!!1!!1!1!1!!1! AMD AMD ALL IN AMD
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I'd be OK with it if the mods started banning any and all AMD posts.
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I just don't get where AMD came from..... Like.
*Why*
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+11% gains.
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Hope that guy who had his NVDA calls exercised loses a lot of money.
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I mean, I wish him well and hope he wins the lottery afterward and finds love and peace and fullfilment. I just need him to lose a lot of money first.
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You know you could... |
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Bro get a real fucking broker with that much money....
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Where would the fun be in that?
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The fun is in having a broker that isn’t complete shit?
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I think I did ok.
https://imgur.com/gallery/bAYfyJP
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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That just sounds like capitalism with extra steps.
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Our friends are still learning the benefits of efficiency
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Yes. So efficient that private industry and the banking system as a whole need to be completely propped up by government once ev... |
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Now all Bezos needs to do is put a giant fucking cardboard box full of inflated plastic bags and one tiny delivery truck into space.
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It baffles me that Bezos is the richest man in the world yet an incredible amount of his employees are on food stamps and th... |
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>annouces
put some efforts in your shitposts faggot
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Apparently html edits don't have spell check.
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Fuck you! Show him that math proof!
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I'm a smart guy, I swear!
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Damn, if that had failed. You woulda been dead. Big balls.
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The most he could lose is his cost, and he could sell out a good portion of that.
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What would be the max he could have lost? I am unfamiliar with calls and puts. I stick to just... |
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I doubled down, over 90% of my portfolio is MU. I’m either getting a yacht or going on welfare.
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Same but instead of shares it's OTM calls and instead of today it was yesterday at open.
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Expiration?
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6/15-- I *might* be ok... |
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What are you going to buy with $600? A strap on?
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Pay for my daughters childcare for one.
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And now I'm sad
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>YOLO'd daughters daycare money
No sadness here
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Most of the money lost was gains. Not ... |
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Lmao. I think you’re the only fucker who bought that. I’m showing open interest and volume at 1.
Edit: looks like 2 other retards followed suit. Volume:3
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volume at 18 now lmao
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You started the trend. Someone thinks you have inside info.
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Here’s the plan, boys. This resistance line at 262 is stubborn as fuck. The bounces are gonna get smaller until we start to see some consolidation for a few days around 265. Thats the time to load your put cannons. After that, we’ll break hard down, and we aren’t going to st... |
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Jesus Christ, how much money is that? Do us all a favor, sell at open and don’t come back to markets at least until 2019.
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Don’t worry my dude I got you. 3295/4.96%=$66,431
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That’s less than what we’ve calculated for another dude with 32 $2... |
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it's not a coup. go read a history book or machiavelli, the crown prince is consolidating his power.
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Strengthening his power.
This is good for US-middle east relations and preparations for future smack downs on Iran.
Long defence
Mediumish oil
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That 20% tho! holy moly!
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To be clear that wan't the only catalyst for the early 1980s recession. Inflation before that was almost 20%(!!!) thanks in large part to the energy and oil crises from 1970-79, so the Fed felt compelled to kill that, whether the ... |
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Sell MNKD
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Don't
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Pls
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Srsly
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Sell your house and buy more MNKD
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If you haven't already.
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Wanna know a secret?
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An entire country is going to have legalized weed in less than two months and you don't think it's sustainable?
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\* the 3rd biggest country in the fucking world
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On what fucking list is Canada the 3rd biggest country... 2nd biggest in lan... |
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Does this typically negatively or positively effect the stock?
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it’s typically a coin flip
my short term PT is 58, but it could take the stairs down and bounce at 60
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lol. the virgin day trader
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looks like she’s taking the... |
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Maybe the move here is to wait for an ER that seems overly optimistic, have the price jump AH, and buy puts the next day after the IV crush because that shits going to zero anyway eventually.
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this. the expected ER is going to be trash, i believe DAU is g... |
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enjoy the ryzen 1700, i got mine running at 3.9 ghz with no issue, 24 hr of prime 95 stable
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Lol, only part of this that isn't a shit post. I'm seriously looking forward to it, what's your Mobo?
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msi b350 tomahawk
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I was deb... |
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I decided to commit financial suicide. I am done with earnings and WSB for a while
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Have you tried agricultural futures? They are coming off their bottoms for the season.
Everybody has to eat. Try investing in food.
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Alright. You have a l... |
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The easier and more profitable solution is to simply regulate and tax Marijuana in the US, but the commander in chump wont budge on that with the attorney general smurf.
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You do realize that the Dems are blocking legislation to legalize hemp (started by the ... |
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Can we just continue to cut rates whenever the economy is a bit shaky?
Do we end up with -20% 50 years from now or how does this work?
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Eventually runaway inflation will occur but that may not be for a decade or more. Or might be right around the corner? ��... |
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i imagine this is what the dot com mania felt like.. i can understand doing some swing trading for some easy money but i have friends holding 10x, 20x, even one friend with 100x gains and they wont sell. A lot of people are gonna learn the hard way that locking in gains i... |
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I don't even know what this sub is about but I want to see rainbow dicks so upvoted.
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If it's any consolation, I don't think most of us know what's going on. We just like spouting shitty finance memes because they make us feel smart talking about math-y shit... |
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You can try not to be an asshole, and you should do so, but the stink of a false accusation never comes off.
I was falsely accused at one job and even when I went back there 5 years later it still came up in my comeback interview.
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Need more backstory d... |
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"Trade wars are good, and easy to win"
WTF
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Just some 4D MAGA MAGA chess, obviously.
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r/the_donald is falling apart in the comments section. It's kind of fun to watch in a depressing self loathing way. I think you guys would like it.
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We don't get many millionaires on here but MU made somebody into one and now everyone's dragging their nutsacks through broken glass to follow in his footsteps.
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Woo boy is that next level autism. How long ago did this guy hit it big? He needs to hop off th... |
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What did he do
## Speaker_1: ##
Shorted Tesla and then posted desperate memes on Reddit
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I’m an idiot that doesn’t know much about the stock market. Can you explain what shoring a stock means?
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basically you borrow a stock from someone and... |
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Need some proof posted. If you're not comfortable posting it here, send it in mod mail.
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I mean sure what do you want a screenshot of my TD acct? Sure I'll send it to you.
That issue aside now, this shows the absolute retardation of many people here tho... |
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You should withdraw the money from the loan, pay off the loan, then start trading options. You have enough to day trade if needed to exit early.
Start with vertical spreads and stay under $5 wide and you can make a pretty steady income.
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What does “$5 wide”... |
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You think spy is going to gap down 75 points?
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Yep, looks like it now
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How do you calculate that just wondering?
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http://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures
how do you people even????
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I know th... |
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Richest in history? This guy doesnt have shit on Rockefeller. What a shitty post
## Speaker_1: ##
Rockefellers net worth would of been around 350b in today's $.
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It would be worth about 24 billion. He made about 2% of the nations GDP and 2% today would ... |
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Elon created Tesla to force car companies to go electric. If Tesla falls to competition, then he considers it mission successful.
He created SpaceX to force others to go back to space.
His master plan is working.
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That's literally what he says at Tesla in... |
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Nationalism?
America has a president that won't listen to his most educated advisors and is arrogant enough to think he knows everything and can walk all over other countries undiplomatically... Cuz murica'.
This (not the tariffs specifically) is definitely concerning f... |
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It better not just sit flat and fuck over everyone... would be boring.
## Speaker_1: ##
Someone needs to have posted a super expensive condor credit spread to make it complete.
## Speaker_0: ##
You see the guy that did a really weird attempt at an iron condor? But he fuck... |
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We still betting against Elon? Is that what we're doing?
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Look how happy he is. He’ll just apologize to the SEC. How could you not forgive that face?
## Speaker_2: ##
Why does he have to apologize to SEC?
## Speaker_3: ##
Because he’s intentionally affecti... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
A nice house in Naples FL?
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Dude we're rich AF here in Florida, we dont have greedy liberal state taxes. Well that's until they all move here....
Edit: for the mouth breathers, when you couple in CoL Florida shits all over any blue state. High rent/taxes/fo... |
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I think i saw a gay RH post this morning about his 55 dollars option gainssss. Lmao.
## Speaker_1: ##
that's $55 more than most faggots in this sub
## Speaker_2: ##
speak for yourself. I'm a $100K+ net worth boss
## Speaker_3: ##
Most people have more than that in their ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
400 left. you can do a lot with that
## Speaker_1: ##
I started with $560 and now I have $390. There’s really not that much to be done with $400. And if there is, I’m totally doing it wrong.
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Didn't the NVidia puts guy start with $500 and roll it into 2... |
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Hahaha fuck this is so perfect how do you think of this shit
## Speaker_1: ##
I concur
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Do you concur?
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Yes, I concur
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Brought to you by "Catch Me If You Can" starring Tom Banks and Leonardo Depreciato
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## Speaker_0: ##
How to short Illinois: move to a different state. Instant return as you will have less property, sales, and income taxes.
## Speaker_1: ##
And shittier schools.
## Speaker_2: ##
Not possible.
## Speaker_1: ##
IL has some of the best districts in the nation.
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