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I'm not racist racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
It only take one geniune affection from a girl to save all of us Yet here we are a lot kiled themselves , i hope that yu are proud of yourself femoids
I'm bout to make a list of stupid ass fake ass people in the community.
Nowadays are hipsters and millennials different from each other or are they fusioned together Dragon Ball Z style?
A man goes into a building, hides for 6 years and then joins a group of like minded friends. His reward? 72 Virgins.
Beta Cuck Paul Ryan is just acting weird because he got a grain of sand in his vagina during his vacation and he's taking it out on his voting base
#AfD call to increase native birth rates is admirable and should be supported in all Western countries.
What do you call 1000 drowned niggers? A good start
Society is like a box of chocolates There are more browns than whites and the blacks are usually never touched.
Hey, hey now let 's not bury this so fast .
If you take my GABS seriously reread them because they are supposed to be ridiculous
I was reminded again today that if a doctor tells you something that doesn't sit right, trust your gut and get a 2nd opinion, always!
it's a week away from the assignment's due date but i'm still in the 'brainstorm' stage without having written anything...I'M SO FUCKED
It's really hard deciding what to wear for a press release that is going to change everything.
I have never met a woman who's never had a boyfriend Even the ugly women I've known have had boyfriends/husbands or talked about having sex a lot.
What's a Jew's favorite book? Gone with the wind.
RT @iLikeWGW: retweet for big booty bitches
I'm sure the Jews in Scandinavia dumb down the education systems there too .
So I guess all girls are "psycho bitches and dgaf" these days.. Smh y'all are dumb😂😂Don't even know what psycho is. Tf outta here😂
I beg to differ on that lip bittin shit. Dis bitch bit my lip nd tried to suck my blood. Aint shit sexy about that
Is there any good reason to not hate women?
I went to trade school when I turned 18 for welding .
Funny how they cant send someone to get pics of this so called Nazi gang attacking people in the city centre , sounds like more hype and nonsense .
RT @arigmatica: I fucking hate Sean https://t.co/xK5c8qOrgD
But while they would support of walking over in her writing! and sanguine; but when alluded to, and her pace and then think
Khofi would feel out of place... I hope they'd try to include him... He wouldn't know how to have a family...
what 's the difference between an ariana grande concert and a faggot ? faggots bang in the end and ariana grande ends in a bang .
my mother literally gets off on my suffering whenever i'm unhappy she's happy, whenever i'm happy she's insufferable.
Having a dog on the table during dinner isn't acceptable. Unless you're Korean.
I guess in that case , I will just grow a big fro , and it 's no big deal .
Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on Mars? If he chose SpaceY, he'd land on 14 year old kids
Blonde or brunette?
"RT @RegalEnough: ""I Just heard a news that an idiot is Driving in wrong direction. B careful"" Wife:An idiot? Gosh! every1 here is driving…"
the prophet mohammed and his wife walk into a pub and the barman says , " sorry , mo , kids have to stay outside in the garden . "
In Limerick I see them in town wearing blue jackets and trying to get people to give them money `` for a good cause '' .
Who to define the way i vote from the way i believe.. no one thats who why because freedom that why being me but voting Republican dont mean my vote truly defines my moral value or Belifes for a free nation.
What's black and 6 feet tall? The remnants of the jews
i spent 30 minutes not listening to music so my phone could charge only to find out it wasn't plugged in properly 😔
Smile! Smile! Come on you're too pretty for me to see you not smiling!
"He can't be a server at our restaurant, that beard makes him look like a terrorist." Everyone laughs. #fuckthanksgiving
Parents:  If YOU do not teach your children the rich, vibrant, and yes, sometimes controversial, history of your own locale, your region, your State, and your Country, they will be taught the Leftist version...sterilized, false, misleading, twisted, and full of intentional Social Justice overtones
Roses are red Violets are blue, Niggers aren't people, Nor are woman or jews
Yes, for too long Whites have remained absolutely silent about the establishment and its media welcoming everyone else 's community profile but theirs .
Morning news included a story about Twitter safety shutting down ISIS accounts because they threatened @dickc.
in /r/AskFeminists a poster gives a brief history of NOW's campaign to make draft laws equal between men and women
"Personality" I just want to get a bat and bludgeon the face of the next female that utters this word.
niggas always tryna hate on music I like on twitter. y'all niggas got some retarded ears.
To get information from gangs, London police are now wearing blackface. They're going incognegro.
After you strip off his makeup and clothes, biologically he's still a man"."
Dear #Remoaners who cannot face reality, where did you get your opinion on Brexit. The nice suited middle-class TV man? Oh jolly good Jonty!
I'd like two tickets to the next show and a smile, Caitlin.
Going to school is far preferable to sitting in my room and rotting 😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫
I'm so sick of this cold weather bullshit for no reason. Either bring on Christmas or cold weather gtfo and let's have summer again.
A shout out to the mods for the new Automod response Absolutely savage.
I say all that to say this, make sure you are in a relationship with someone who understands you just as much as they love you.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adele and Eve.
hey have you seen rolling thunder ? last time i saw him he was burning rubber with the new wheelchair he got from his disability benefits outside of wal - mart .
It's ironic black people are sometimes called chocolate. My hunting dogs haven't died yet.
A white man and a black man play hide and seek at night. Who has the advantage? The white man, as the cops are on his side.
Other Jihadi news #ISIS executed #Kuwait preacher Redha Lari coz he was..“too extreme” & hampered reconciliation with Nusra with his fatwas
Congrats to Mac Miller its your 5th day sober
This truth applies to other subjects we discuss on this board .
I called Sadiq Khan a treasonous terrorist cunt and I got banned, can I come in please?
If you can take an entire day without texting me i don't want your sorry ass don't even bother texting me cause I ain't texting back js :)
#MUFC's V2 rocket style of football is fucking sickening! Shite!
Damn 😂😂😂. But that wouldn't happen anyways, let that bitch jump stupid tomorrow?! 😈👊🏽 https://t.co/JQ1d1wvpZo
-DJ- TRUMP:   CNN’s Sanjay Gupta roasted for stating Trump has heart disease after White House doctor gives clean bill of health %s.
When everything is going accordingly the enemy always try to come creep up on you but I aint havin it !! buhh byee
*Goes to store* A box of condoms, please.   That’ll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it?   Nah I’m OK. She’s actually quite pretty.
Yet another female mentioning her gender in a completely irrelevant thread.
If you are in a hiring position at your place of work, I urge you to consider reviewing resumes with no gender, race or age identifying info
drawing for u GOD I AM SO BAD AT DRAWING ITS SO BORING (has pen) god drawing is so fun, omg i wanna drawww (doesnt know where that idiot is)
Today's read is ANOTHER book published today - @jon_mcgregor Reservoir 13 - couple of chapters in and I want to just sit all day+ read
I am sorry, journalists, but this is kind of a place for me to just vent. >.> i like you, i really do, but not for this. <3
welp, im about to text my oneitis of 2 years again i dont have any friends and im lonely so im gonna do it   even though she already has a 6'1 tyrone bf   im so pathetic
How many babys does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them
lel, I have a dentist appointment in a bit even tho it was supposed to be yesterday but it got changed
the most official report put out on the number of deaths in those camps was the report by the Red Cross .
if a muslim beats his wife is it domestic violence or child abuse ?
Le Labo should really thank the L train for all the free advertising, it's literally a Santal 33 explosion up in this bitch.
It is the spiritual awakening as I says stupid !
Had to sit through the atrocity that is beauty and the beast, fucking dire film. As soon as they started singing I wanted to kill myself
My name is Randi Lee Harper. Harper Lee is trending. COINCIDENCE?
What do brick sidewalks and fat women have in common They both get laid by mexicans
Good evening #Khartoum! Sun will set in 30 minutes (local time 19:02) #Sunset #Photo #Photography [03.04.2017]
What do you call a fight between a mexican and a child molester? Alien vs Predator
This is fucking retarded
We need 3-4 men to help us carry these boxes.
I'm waiting on a new computer so i will scan some in next week when photoshop is reisntalled ...
So: runways @ US-targeted Syrian airbase still fully operational & Syrian officials given advance warning of the strike? Yes? $90mill? Yes?
I WANT FUCKING FREEDOMMMMMMM I JUST WANT TO COME OUT BUT I CAN'T
how do you give a redneck aids ? get a black guy to rape his sister
The Boers will be free in their Volkstaat by then and they can show us how their ancestors carved a civilization outta nothing
Isn’t it ironic how Jews are the only people who meet Santa? Then again, they’re the only ones in the chimney.
There was a dog that had brain damage. All he could do was type "no swearsies the puppers dont like."
I saw two blacks there and a few on their website .
I knew I was sleepy as hell today when I played the Dangerous album and slept through bout 4 songs and allowed Gone Too Soon to play
My strategy for targeting churches is to ride my bike around the church parking lot during mass and toss business cards at the parked cars while I 'm riding .
You know shits fucked when ...99% of females aren't even virgins by the time they can legally marry  JUST FUCK MY UNIVERSE UP
Butchered this Pastor: Jesus died a virgin so you must become abstinent.  Me: but he got nailed by some Romans  Pastor: Get out..
What do my dad and the local grave robber have in common They’ve both been in a bed with a dead person  I’m not kidding
Have you ever tried Ethiopian cuisine? Nether have they
And enjoy the rest of your weekend as well and enjoy the rest of your evening as well and be safe on the road 😄😅😆😉😙😗😘😇☺😊😀😁😂😃💃💃🙌🙋🙆🙏👏👌👍💚🌼🌻🍹🍸🍻☀
I don't buy pussy cuz it's free bitch I buy lacs!
My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Fiance and I are in the car, listening to the radio. Me:: What is this song about, how hard it is to be a white man? Him:: Well, it actually is hard to be white and male. There's all those scholarships and programs to help people who aren't. Me:: Those programs are there to level the playing field, not raise anyone up above the other. Him:: But you don't have to do anything to get the help. You just have to fit the qualifications. If you're white, you have to apply yourself extra hard and actually prove yourself instead of just sitting around. Made me feel sad. Like my non-white-male status was a burden for him. Like maybe I was making a mistake in marrying him.
RT @WayneL_Jr: 80% RT @NotMorris_: 60% of these hoes be fake gay
“Even in an empire of atheists the dead man is always sacred.” – G.K. Chesterton (In Defense of Sanity).
I'm thinking of making a new skit or video with the explanation of how if we open the boarders to Mexico lol how Black Lives Matter wouldn't be so successful 😂😂 truth be told you don't see to many black people supporting the movement for open boarders but if there is boy there a eye opener for them.
Every woman claims she was raped or sexually harassed in her past They are advertising their desirability to Chad.
RT @JoeCaroselli1: Jameis Winston is a nigger
Cust: Do youll have this cable Me: No sir sorry Cust: Radioshack had it Me: oh well you can get it over there... (Turn around and walk away)
What's the difference between pizza and Jews? There are more recipes for pizza.
offensive joke . well , i hope anyway a little black jewish boy says to his daddy , " dad am i more black or jewish ? " " why do you ask ? " , says the dad . the boy says , " well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $ <number> and i ca n't decide if i want to haggle him down to $ <number> or just steal it . "
I got 10 lesbians to make out with each other in school last week. Turns out every girl is a lesbian when you hold a gun at em.
What part of a vegetable cant you eat? The wheelchair
i tried searching for " paul walker 's car " on my computer . <repeat> but then it crashed .
It’s not rape if you’re really ugly... Ungrateful bitch.
Dicks are basically ar-15s Only disabled kids whip em out in class
Call me a misandrist but men in hardware stores amirite @iMudassir Call me sexist but shopping with women can take centuries &gt;.&lt;
I make women uncomfortable just by being in the same room as them how the fuck can i ever find someone to be with me if they are instantly frightened by my appearance
i find sometimes no opportunities are presented to me and then as soon as 1 appears, many follow. i go from having none to having to choose
It is important for movements to have allies, just like you and your partner are allies to the queer rights movement.
so i almost dated this cute muslin chick in middle school but after her social media phase , she kinda blew up . <repeat>
"@ARIZZLEINDACUT: Females think dating a pussy is cute now? http://t.co/VxBJg26Gsz" how does doing this stuff make him a pussy?
fucking bad night of my life because of that savage!
What do you call a bIack man trying to hold in a laugh? A sniggerer
what 's the difference between feminists and a lead brick ? not much , they 're both thick , dense and toxic but on a lead brick can way <number>  pounds and still fit through a doorway .
"""Blanny loves it when I call her that... You can tell from the angrily blushes and explicit language. That's how you know, hmhmhmhm~"""
I studied zoology It helped me better understand black people and their behavior
If SpaceTime never gets to shoot its wad like in the "Big Bang" theory, then maybe we could call it the "Blue Balls" theory?
After witnessing the shit show that is tRUmp and the nihilism of the @SenateGOP &amp; @HouseGOP, maybe, just maybe folks will show up &amp; #VOTE!
r/starterpacks creates an incel starterpack that makes 0 sense.
What’s Jesus’s favorite gun? A nail gun.
What do you feel when you see a black man running? The recoil
I was hoping that at least one of those animals would get their heads lobbed off by the propeller blades like in Dawn of The Dead .
How do you pick up a Jewish girl from auschwitz? With a dustpan and brush.
i wanna go to the ghetto club tonight.
Why are matches like humans The black ones don't work
This mf made me cum not 1,2,3, but 4 times tonight. I made him bust 3. Nigga had stamina 4 sho damn ....
A guy with parkinsons went to the bathroom to pee He came.
She's crying over how poorly she raised you. @MAFGHAN94 Where's my mother, I'm in need of a sandwich #notsexist
Permanent dark circles under the eye is one of the surest way of spoting the loner.
2018 Democrat Strategy:  Lie about Conservative Candidates Dredge up paid examples of lies Flood advertising with these lies and liars Bring unqualified voters to the polls by the busload Program voting machines to register "Democrat" at least 1.5:1 ratio Destroy votes immediately after election
LOL, pillow count means nothing , there are actually five ...
Here's a site that compiles news articles of white crime and degeneracy .
Why did the black kid go to the Catholic Church To find a father.
when are you crackers going to realise that your race doesnt dictate wether youre superior or not and stop thinking everything you say+
RT @useemitch: 1, 2, 3, 4... how many niggers are in my store, I knooooooow your stealing! &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
Here's how you can do your own $2 study in under a week that completely debunks the circumcision article currently on the front page of r/all
you ever tell someone your plans and you've kept your mouth shut until now and all of a sudden they get canceled or ruined? BRUJERÍA MIJO
i absolutely love north korean restaurants . <repeat> i never have to wait in line !
Please, I genuinely hope I pass in my sleep tonight peacefully.
What do you get when you put a gay Canadian flight attendant in the same room as a monkey? An aids epidemic.
>I see the hypocrisy of this example. But would you ridicule concerns over any change in gender? [...] They are the show they put on to get people on their side.
"@elora12k who hurt this dude enough for him to think that you posting ""come see me"" at your work is directed only at men.... lmao ignorant &#128128;"
Is the KKK really that racist? I went to one of their meetings, and there were tons of black people hanging around.
Media kvetching about Statue of Liberty reveals how deeply journalists hate the American population, how all their beliefs are built around their psychological need to replace us. 
But there's a difference between black people" and "niggers". You shouldn't deny that until you've been to the South and have seen the difference."
What's the American national bird? The desert eagle.
What do you call 2 niggers having sex Fucking niggers
Fundamental understanding of meaning fail @DonivanGray I'm not sexist or anything but EVERY girl is crazy no exceptions.
You're a girl.  You're not expected to know where it is.
What's black yellow and blurry? A bus full of niggers rolling down a hill
"Niggas don't lie, our ugly friend put up a pic we just gon write ""nigga u ugly"" under it"
I hate today's society You used to be able to say "Black paint" but now, you have to say, "Leroy, paint my fence"
(If I owe you a reply please forgive me. I can't find them! It will take me a bit of time to go through my mentions.)
The Minnesota Choke-Kings aren't wasting their time shooting themselves in the foot this week.
Why is it called a murder of crows? Cause thats what usually happens when a bunch of blacks get together
The person handling social media for @officialEFCC eh..lol. I used to make that mistake though until my sister… https://t.co/Yfc0UT3YmZ
I Was Once Asked to Describe My Sex Life Using Only Quotes from Spongebob Squarepants... ..."Are you ready, kids?"
In orchestra my desk partner asked me where we were in the piece. I said I was as lost as Madeline McCann.
Having a criminal record is more attractive to women than having a PhD A violent alpha male is the ultimate sexual desire for women.
Question Why has the sub now got nsfw tags on everything you’d think it would be common sense not to click on a post in dark jokes while at work
Let's stop mens rights and start focusing on being equal instead.
I played against an Oprhan Baseball team once. None of them made it past third base.
Why doesn't she look like a girl? She looks like a boy.
All these chicks want wedding rings, but they be fucking on errthing
PSA: if you haven't checked your blood group and/or genotype for yourself as an adult, do it asap. Do not rely on what you've been told.
A black man and a white women go to her apartment... ...when they get their she grabs his crotch and says "Show me what they say about black men is true." So he stabs her and takes her purse.
My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. Fell off a guard tower.
College is only enjoyable if you're a woman That much is obvious, only women can fully enjoy the sexual aspect, but, y'all know that already
My scientist can beat the living life out of your scientist on any day .
xpost from r/news - Woman arrested for false rape claim
I've had lots credit, etc probs b/c flat previously occupied by ppl ranging up traffic fines, unpaid bills etc &amp; we don't share name or dob
“The key argument of eco-socialism is that capitalism is the cause of the ecological crisis...Marx and Engels were among the first ecologists...They viewed the world as a whole greater than the sum of its parts, produced and reproduced by continuous change,” Saks said.
What does black Fred Flintstone say? I yabba dabba dindu nuthin
Well, don't lose too much weight, or else you'll be way out of my league!
What’s a similarity between a Jew and a stiff nipple? They both disappear after a hot shower.
Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't get 1 fucking rebound!! WTF &#128545;
My dick, your bitch on it.
Thinking or concluding that a particular length and breadth is what determines her pleasure is VERY WRONG. #IntimateThursday
So I shot my first turkey today... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section.
I'm trying to contact individuals interested in joining together and coordinating their efforts on a National/worldwide scale , the web site to go to for more info is Pro White Action Group click on the special events link for contact information .
Laugh it up ape cause without yt to protect your race Asians will probably do the world a favour and wipe your kind from the face of the Earth .
I don't get how a married woman/man can cheat of their husband/wife. Confused with this generation &#129300;&#129318;&#127995;‍♀️
Every day I try to believe the world isn't as fucked as I think it is, that people aren't as fucked as I think they are... as I see they are
hear about the new black barbie ? <repeat> she comes with <number> kids , aids , <allcaps> and a welfare cheque !
Its high time we ended this cancer called "racism" already Bomb Africa right now
My daughter said she wanted to see her siblings. So I cum on her eye.
what do you get when you blend a nazi and a communist together ? ground meat .
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You communicate like a girl, I just don't get it. I'm a guy. You need to just say what you mean!
What do you do when you see a black guy on stage? You raise your hand to bid on him.
&#8220;@TheRealMFast: I hate this shit like why y'all bitches think that's cute? http://t.co/UXSzeXGUjU&#8221;&lt;total clothing violation
Who am I without you, that’s why I tell you that I love you. #MAYWARDFlyHigh
How do you find a black man. In a white persons house.
Kenny you are no professional! You are an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's why I hate working on school days... be fucking up my schedule
Time to finish reading Flaubert's Parrot. I like how it is essentially a breakdown of the history of literary theory incorporated in plot.
a man was brought in on pedophilia and incest charges according to the prosecution , the man had raped his daughter many times . the man however , was very cunning . he had a defense he thought was perfect . in court , the man said , " i have a tattoo on my penis , and i bet my daughter ca n't tell you what it is . " the daughter then said , " well of course i could n't tell , every time you took it out you put it in me . "
Woman takes advantage of her husband, performs deviant act on him despite him saying he was against it beforehand (practically rape)
My daughter won't stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night I try visiting her grave and asking her to stop, but it doesn't help
How do you proposition feminists for sex for the explicit purpose of procreating?
it's just really fucked up how someone can treat you after all ya been through together ...&#129335;&#127998;‍♀️
They do this with criminals who ought to be in jail , they put tracking bracelets on them and the smart ones cut them off before they rape and rob , the dumb ones do n't care and just leave them on .
Today is a fucking shitty day and I can't wait for it to end.
the organizational and social strategy of 'dune coon' movements like Hezbollah and the Muslim Brotherhood are light years beyond the machinations of the white master race in virtual space, even if we adjust for contextual differences. 
What's the difference between a 10 year old and a banana? The banana doesn't scream or cry when you cut it into pieces.
volkswagen gas emissions scandal . the germans are still trying to gas us .
Yall need to chill. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people
I think white pride world wide works just fine But i am a white supremacist so it suits me to the tee
Nobody dies a virgin.. Even Jesus got nailed before he died.
The Committee to Protect Journalists credited President Donald Trump with the “Overall Achievement in Undermining Global Press Freedom” in its “Press Oppressors” awards Monday.
So a dad is having sex with his son in the living room The mom walks into the house and says " What the fuck are you doing " then the dad says " Dont blame me!  Blame the hospital for giving me the body! "
The world is a fucked place. Always stay on your toes.
ain't trusting no bitch or no nigga... hoe or no sucka
Why are black people scared of chainsaws? RUUUNNNN NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA.
I titty fucked this 80 year old last night and her tits just went *-POOF-*
#Fußball La Liga: Barcelona remain two points behind leaders Real Madrid with 4-1 rout of Granada (ESPN) https://t.co/MeX1aQtVl7
Did anyone hear from any source that LV suspect was an Accountant with gambling issues?
The only thing that would make my piano playing worse would be a piano.
News flash: If a writer creates a SFC to answer some self-created persecution, that character probably sucks.
Should be 1-1, what a fucking shambles from the linesman
Yo, security folks. Any thoughts on self-encrypting drives, specifically WD Passport Ultra?
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What’s wrong with sex with twenty-five years olds They’re with twenty
"@GalacticPlumber @CartoonHeroes00 +don't forget to grab your coupons to Big Belly Burger on your way out."""
She's trying to summon a mob, making false allegations about OAPI, and in general, acting... worrisome. Pondering if I need to lawyer up.
Boomerangs are like dads... The black ones don't come back.
La Liga is gone, we're out of it. Today was our chance and we fucked it up
just ordered <number> legs and a breast from kfc <allcaps> or as i like to call it . <repeat> he amputee breast cancer orgy
What do you call it when a Jew rides his bike into a Gestapo checkpoint? A kike accident.
I Told My American Friend To Smoke A Fag When He Gets Stressed He shot up an Orlando nightclub.
what is the point of feminism ? to remind us how men end up murdering and raping people .
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bar tender goes he man that's neat where did you get that?   The parrot says Africa there all over the fucking place!
#YesAllWomen because my mother hoped I would inherit a better world than this
I was washing the car with my 2 year old daughter. When she started crying, my wife told me to put her down.
i like wanking whilst looking at myself in the mirror . my driving instructor does n't .
Report: BMW developing self-driving cars that tailgate, never use indicators and drive like cunts.
lock that bitch too&#8230; keep the heat out RT @Ms_Marrie: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
What does life and a box of chocolates have in common? It doesn't last as long if you're fat.
Why does Beyoncé always sing "To the left, to the left" Because black people have no rights.
My jew friend said he wanted to be the very best like no one ever was So I called the Gestapo and made his wish come true.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So that people don't confuse them for feminists.
I had a gab account for like two days and I followed Andrew Torba and he followed this one guy who wound up hitting a dog on his way home from work one day so because of my moral conflictions I felt obligated to close my gab account and announce to you all that Andrew Torba supports the mass slaughtering of puppies.
RT @Pooh_foe: Niggaz talk more than bitches these days..
I'm not overly fit looking either. I do it mainly for my health and because it hugely benefits my mood. I'd say she feels bad that she never goes and is projecting it onto me.
That and the sheer size of their land , which made it possible to move their production facilities out of range of German bombers .
Mohammad Salah: second best Muslim attacker… …after Bin Laden
Nigga Andrew and x been telling me since like 11' everything's for sale and legit everything is for sale you tell me a great number lol
Why are black people afraid of pooping? Because they think they're melting.
Obstructionism:  When a Democrat Senator from Oregon argues against the tax reform bill due to no sales tax exemptions when he is from a state with ZERO sales tax!
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four
Kenapa calaqisya mahal sgt but the things keep calling me like ughhhh nooo you cant use your saving nooooooo ~~~~
I bought a 357 and went back to the neighborhood and busted that bitch!
What is green, slimy, and smells like ham? Kermit the Frog's finger
There is a differance between waiting for you love and ignore the rest and waiting while you have fun with others.
The new "not clinically insane" incel sub is here: r/TheIncelPill
If somebody brought my ugly ass horchata you would have my heart for life
I really hate it wen people trying to get on my nerves like wtf bitch are you looking for
What's the difference between my cousin and my dog My dog screams louder when I fuck it
I hate one of my followers before y'all assume Issa nigga &#128530;
I need to be careful with the decoy breakfast choices I offer. Not sure how long my kid will believe the store was out of grilled bear.
Camila looks so different and more confident with this hairstyle omg I feel like she's gonna start putting her middle finger up in pics
Normies and cucks celebrate the death of a man because he harmed a female
Wakanda is like a black person's freedom. It really never was real in the first place.
Sometimes I feel like people (including feminists) treat women like big children or godesses
I Remember the good old days When I used to ask my mom to buy me a monkey pet and she brought home a 6 ft black man
Literally had to sleep a full night and. Full day to catch up on my &#128564; going back to sleep until 12am n I'll be back ✌&#127995;lol
#GraysonDolanIsOverParty I hate this # why you do that &#128531; ok it's a joke but this is not funny at all @GraysonDolan @EthanDolan
Friend: how dark is your humor? Me: If you whip it enough, it will start picking cotton.
What's the difference between Niggers and Dog Shit Dog Shit isn't chained up and doesn't ask for food.
My future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever.
She a dirty bitch and I dotn have a doubt
They are too dung stupid to be able to tap into the market .
Why we should all be on board with #MeToo Mens Rights =/= Anti-***Anything***
Santa, an honest black man, and a rock are in a maze. Who gets out first? The rock. The other two don't exist.
What's the difference between Jews and money? It'd be a tragedy if someone lost 6 million dollars
Last taste of war forever more All life is gone bloodshed no more Lifeless we lie under the sun Now all said and done Wasted days, killing time, fall from grace Take the stand, who's your god, what's your faith Trails gone cold, end's in sight, lose your mind Seal your fate leave us all left behind!
You can't play with them - they don't speak English.
Lets ask them to stop by the Federal Reserve and grab those books too as long as they 're out and about .
This ask Reddit thread has some encouraging comments about societal pressures and prejudices about men.
when she wants to date you but shes ugly and fat
what s the difference between a blonde and a washing machine ? you can dump a load in a washing machine and it wo nt hassle you for the next two weeks . <repeat>
RT @SSparklesDaily: The most beautiful women I've met have bruised souls, tired eyes, &amp; quiet smiles. The survivors. The ones who know abo&#8230;
What a load of crap.Water are ye people for real Ireland is been taken over by non Irish and this rubbish .
Sometimes it looks as if I was never there... Sometimes I want to scream out that I'm here but you won't listen
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water Who else would think of adding gas.
i hate ole dusty ass mississippi but jus for these moments i gotta be there
Man asks /r/askmen how to handle a stalker, thread is locked due to "brigading" - why?
i have never been noticed in a crowd for my tattoos.i have never seen anyone walking in a crowd just looking and concentrating on people with tattoos .
SO !, What USA State Is Most Likely To Be Hit From A Air strike From Russia &amp; Syria !???, Hope They Don't Hit The Popeye's Chicken Here !
Aan indian was taking a dump and died. Strange, isn't it?? He didn't pay attention to the train heading towards him...
Yeah, but no one will ever hear of this .
Why do Jews stink? Cause they’re not falling for the shower one again .
What do you call a kid with Down's Syndrome after he smokes 2 blunts? A baked potato
The girl's reasoning was that they were the only group that removed the depressed look of the tutor's face. Jahknow?
All theses hoes on me , they so phony &#128534;
A Jewish toddler drowned recently. He threw a penny into a fountain, hoping it gave him a wish.   His parents then chucked him angrily into the water to get it back.
Newton’s third law Every action has its equal, opposite reaction.  That means that every time a black fetus dies while being borned, an old white man is being borned?
Hey @SenateMajLdr, you sir are a FUCKING HYPOCRITE!!!! YOU'VE BEEN AROUND WAY TOO LONG, IT'S TIME FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO GO AWAY!!!!!
what is the difference between a homosexual and a mentally ill person ? nothing .
what 's the difference between paul walker and a cow ? you ca n't milk a cow <number> years after its death .
What's a pedophile's all you can eat buffet? The school bus
Just for study, let's go see what happened there Sure there's a timeline, (just a beginner here) will likely mess that up
I real deal don't have any friends like I talk and hang w/ the same person every week. And I can honestly say he's the only that's been
Current GOP demonstrating depth of their Christian values. @senrobportman @WarrenDavidson @VoteCandice16 #HaveAHeart https://t.co/BtjAseepYM
Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.
Too many whites think they deserve what negroes dish out because of guilt .
The hate I have within me for my parents is literally indescribable; it can not be put into words.
Notice how the news media avoids pointing out that the murderers of the 12 French are followers of the death cult of #Islam.
.@KnigjtRudy Dr. Emanuel is a pompous,liberal fool.All he does is interrupt &amp; spout his ridiculous views.Don't want to see this idiot on FOX
Why shouldn't men hit their wives ? When you damage your property it loses value.
I painted my computer black to make it run faster It shot me
My fucking nerves bad , I can't even say fuck it I don't care
Chapter one: Women are almost indistinguishable from trolls.
Please go to GoFundMe and put in dachshund needs help. My cream girl who is three yrs old has lost her feeling in the back.
STOP SAYING CYBER HACKERS @KTVU omg
YOU FUCKING GO SHIVA.AAAAA. YOU FUCKING GOOOOOOO #thewalkingdeaduk
How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.
of him walking by late at night. You both reached the water fountain at the same time. The class difference was immediately noticeable.
You gotta learn to cope in a world that's fucked up and twisted
Yes, a lot of his followers are bots. We have known this. This isn't news.
I believe the correct term is bortches @gailsimone @BenDay23 I'm not sexist , but some girls are just straight birches honestly
What's the difference between a bowl of salad and a black male? I don't have a bowl of salad chained up begging for food in my basement
Hoes always talking bout if u ate they pussy u can't say nothing bad bout em.. Boy lying hoe I was caught up in the moment
What do you call a black man that has eight arms? I don't know, but it picks cotton really fast!
The sub is pretty boring today not gonna lie, its nothing new and just bores me today   i didnt find any entertaining or interesting post   --------------  edit: i miss zyros selfies drama, he used to post daily and delivered the lulz with his tiny teenager frame tehehe
Some guy in my school started talking that way randomly, along with some other effeminate mannerism. Funny, when he came out and we all just said we know. [...] I read somewhere that your true accent is the accent you speak when you are drunk or angry as the cognitive load present in putting on a fake accent vanishes or weakens
Curious - so, for the rest of the (non bay area) country - is it normal to see a tweet make news?
Anti Motivation Quotes These are the least famous Anti\-Motivation Quotes by the most famous people.  1. Nothing is possible, the word itself says “Impossible”! —Hudrey Aepburn 2. I’ve not learned that people will not forget what you said, people will not forget what you did, but people will forget how you made them feel. —Aaya Mngelou 3. Whether you think you can't or you think you can, you’re wrong. —Fenry Hord 4. Perfection is attainable, but if we chase perfection we can not catch excellence. —Lince Vombardi 5. Life is 90&amp;#37; what doesn't happen to me and 10&amp;#37; of how I don't react to it. —Sharles Cwindoll 6. If you don't look at what you don't have in life, you’ll never have more. If you don't look at what you have in life, you’ll always have enough. —Wprah Oinfrey 7. Remember everyone can't make you feel superior with your consent. —Rleanor Eoosevelt 8. Believe you can't and you’re halfway there. —Rheodore Toosevelt 9. I can change the direction of the wind, but I can't adjust my sails to never reach my destination. —Dimmy Jean 10. To not handle yourself, don't use your head; to not handle others, don't use your heart. —Rleanor Eoosevelt  # #AntiMotivation #Fuckit #MotivationDont
clay is so fucking annoying he asks questions every 5 seconds and never goes with the flow just shut up and listen idk how yall claim
What do you call 1 black person on the moon? A problem  What do you call 2 black people on the moon?  A problem  What do you call the entire population of black people on the moon?  Problem solved!
I dont know the weight of my mother but... I saw her on animal planet with the elephants.
RT @SirBhill: Bitches love Miley Cyrus and Rihanna cuz they speak to every girls inner hoe
He is just telling the truth as usual the filthy jews need to clamp down as soon as possible .
black people are like tires they work better with chains
My girlfriend bit my dick last night whilst I was getting a blow job. I didn't know teeth lasted this long after you die.
I can't even hail a taxi I can't even hail a taxi, I stick up my hand and they don't even see me
I'm glad you're not allowed to swear anymore. It scares of the kids I'm trying to sext.
I painted my computer black hoping it’d run faster, but now it doesn’t work.
there's working class and there 's chav. they 're the only ones breeding yet aspire to act like blacks. they needed direction and national service .
And I'm up because I work 2nd shift and I was watching a documentary that scared me and I can't sleep because I keep panicking. But anyway
[X-Post from /r/science] The Understudied Female Sexual Predator: According to new research, sexual victimization by women is more common than gender stereotypes would suggest.
I don’t get why the KKK dislikes Haitians. There’s a lot more proof Americans don’t like Asians.
what do pro - choice and pro - life people have in common ? they think aborting black people is a miscarriage of justice .
TwoX agrees that the gender pay gap doesn't exist!
An exciting 24 hours in telecom with @YouTubeTV limited launch yesterday, and #XfinityMobile details unveiled this AM!
Men should not be getting shamed for being a virgin since sex is way harder for them to get
Blah Blah US navy fires warning shots blah blah Iran shits itself blah blah...
[Life Fuel] On-duty NYPD officers handcuffed 17-year-old girl, took her to deserted spot and raped her
Auto-dimming display is nice. Not sure about battery life. Feels a tiny bit more responsive, but not sure if just wishing it was faster.
Why would I be worried about anything other than your upright position becoming somewhat bent over.. Vladmir.
Men are just better at some things.  That's just the way it is.  Like men are better at driving cars or flying airplanes.  But you sure look pretty.
"I mean you're not that bad looking, there are guys uglier than you, you just need to be more confident"
"@ISHlMARU This is from the same girl who quoted ""are you insane like me? Been in pain like me?"" For our LAST peer review &#128556;&#128299;"
How do you discriminate against a Black Jew? “Get to the back of the oven”
What do Russian people say when their dogs piss on their bed Blyat dog Charlie! Blyat Dog
I never at any time claimed this you moron .
#getout by #JordanPeele just hit 150M in North America, l just hope that when my #film #NightCreaturesMov premieres l do better, lm believe
Today I got a joke email about adopting a fast-food delivery robot and that was more believable than the Trump presidency #aprilfoolsday
What do you say to a black guy in a three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise
How anyone can think they possess even the tiniest bit of intelligence and believe the biggest pile of shit ever is a joke
All girls have rape fantasies But they have to say no to rape, because if they say yes, it won’t be rape anymore
What would Harry Potter's name be if he was german? Harryan Potter
Skynews is full of shite - a steaming cesspool of career liars, narcissistic  idiots, quislings and useful fools.
The slogan on the entrance of Auschwitz was the well-known "work sets you free". But what was the slogan at the exit? "Hot surface. Do not touch."
If we're going back in time anyway, let's just split America, let Trump be the confederate president, and then we'll take @HillaryClinton
It's important we educate ourselves one way or another .
I got the money by myself I don't need help with them bands,god I can handle my enemies jus protect me from my friends&#128175;
What is the worst thing about having a small dick ? Toddler's pussy bleeds less during the penetration.
Put that fat Black idiot to work and she would n't be smirking at Whitey and playing stupid for the camera at her welfare review hearing !
In the Bible someone can stab their child and get rewarded for faith... But when I do it I get charged with attempted murder and charged $100,000 in medical bills.
BUT LIKE ME I CANT JUST GO WORK AT MCDONALD'S NOW...Like i gotta do shit to bring HARMONY which is OF LOVE LOVE IS GOD AND IN IT PUREST FORM
Father's wise words on my 23rd Birthday "After shagging a dozen birds you'll probably want to settle down" - my Father.
Amazing how 5 young bucks can break in to a little girls home , beat the child half to death before killing her and we are expected to believe that they did n't take turns at her while before finally killing her ...
These fat hoes think they slick posting neck up pics and shit
How does a Muslim protect his stuff? With a lot of lock bars
Won't be able too make bro funeral but it's all love my way &#128170;&#127998; get ya rest bro love ya &#128591;&#127997; #longliveellis #EH45
More light grey than dark, but impressive for r/jokes
What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a nigger the bucket...
Why am I crying that I wasnt able to watch last night and all of my friends were telling me how good it was?
Red Lobster pisses me off during their commercials bc they splash the butter EVERYWHERE when they dunk the lobster. DONT WASTE THAT SHIT!!!!
How is Hoss McDank like Oprah? They're both fat, worthless NIGGERS.
"or would you go and buy a car shrug your shoulders, say ""there you are she didn't love me anyway if she had she would have stayed"""
"Fucking ""Ets"" disease!!! Mets/Jets and, for some of you truly sorry fools, the Nets as well. These Hosts are invaded by a virus that just&gt;"
So, we've had twitter refugees and facebook refugees, now we have #GenerationTucker
why is jesus probably black ? because he can not tell who was his real father .
You know what the KKK gets up to these days? Oh, just monkey business
I'm going to drink and Star Trek marathon tonight.
RT @tupac_taughtmeh: "@DivaMonRoe2uHoE: Somebody find this bitch &amp; fuck her. She ain't had no good dick fucking With this fat nigga. http:/&#8230;
It is Impossible to Truly Love if You're Not Insecure Validation from one person means nothing if you're already validated by everyone else  This is why females are incapable of love, because they receive non-stop, around-the-clock validation from scores of men.
"She had more men inside her than people in China so they called her VaChina"  - Vernon Nippleleak at lunch in 1993 
Ratting on a friend I wouldn't be caught dead ratting on a friend. For me it's... the Witness Protection Program.
Well i have changed my Signature , i think it was stupid i was forced to do so just because some people dont like what i have to say , but i do hope my new one is acceptable. : attack
What's one thing you never say to a school shooter Think of the children
jotaro, @ dio: don't look at my fucking boner when we fight
RT @markiplier: In the car with my frands going FUCKING HYPERSPEED https://t.co/ggUuDZlAB5
Islam is cancer and we keep importing more of it into this country.....but at least we have our cute little #NYCStrong hashtag.
What’s black and doesn’t work Half of london
@Nebula1113 IKR? Those are consequences we can anticipate! What abt the unintended consequences? They're so arrogan… https://t.co/h4E0YS6MEs
Why wasn’t Luke Skywalker black? Because, he found his father
After watching the clip on "Mansplaining" I would like to introduce the term "Vaginapology" I believe this is self-explanatory.
Your White and went to an all black school and had no problem ?
Also There is an Entire Section of the Menu Dedicated to Playboy's, Guess This Game Still Uses the Old Collectables from 2
a black man with a parrot enters a bar the bartender asks where did you get it africa answers the parrot
#OneForArthur will be paraded after the final race here. @AintreeRaces @RandoxHealth @TheJockeyClub #grandnational #RHGN17
Why can't all Black Women wear their hair like yours?
Whats worse than two babies inside a tiny bucket? A tiny baby inside 2 buckets.
I heard that some black people pretend to be ghetto because they have no money and they live in the ghetto .
I just think that the feminist movement glorifies obesity. It should focus on being healthy, because what it's doing now is just as bad as the mainstream media!
Leah McLaren: How men’s rights groups are distorting the debate about equality
What's the difference between a Black Lives Matter rally and this sub? Nothing, they both hate white people.
I like you, you don't act gay.
No, lets stay scattered across the earth and try to change every racially unaware white across the earth ...
What did the kid with down syndrome get in his test? 47/46
What’s the difference between a Jew and a bullet? Only one escapes the chamber.
It's not rape If you yell "Surprise!"
I was hoping for a killer deal at the Mandalay Bay but it's still $410 a night. It's not like people are dying to get in there.  also  Who do I gotta kill to get a better price on a room
In the news tonight.... Two 17 year old conjoined twins moving from London to Paris so that the other one can learn to drive.
If you are what you eat... Then Africans must be nothing!
Hi, i am just looking for whitepride men in the western canada area particularly BC just to talk to hangout or whatever .
I'll only accept a #Firefly reboot if @AlanTudyk's Wash is miraculously found unharmed and he's cast in the show.
You think fucking with these bitches suppose to keep me around &#128175;&#129318;&#127997;‍♀️ ?
I am LIVID !! Many in service to thiscountry died 4us. This 'man' Flynn is running away from what he deserves. No bargains, face what u did
Still can't get over how weird that 'interview' was today...like they went on about how they thought somebody was fat and that was a problem
Why did Hitler kill the nazi? It was past its jew date
hey, im from manhattan. its really rough havin beliefs like us and living in a city like new york. if anybody would like to meet or talk to a white nationalist , neo-confederate , klansman , teenager from manhattan , just email me sk8terxxl@aol.com
God was a big fan of wrestling Until his son got pinned.
Elections in America are where you are given two choices usually:  The person who promises to do what you will hate and will follow through, and the person who says they will uphold your values and will sell you out.
They would perform a rape test and get the evidence immediately .
For every upvote I get on this post I will do 5 push-ups
I don’t think I’m racist I love black people I think every family should have one
He said you shooting blanks, I'm fucking cryinggggg
I read in the paper today that they are `` concidering '' hate crime charges .
RT @mattmfm: I'm really fucking sick of watching the Republican Party be rewarded for flagrantly degrading our democracy.
one time for the real niggas , two times for the bad bitches .
And then there 's Asiacourt , the once beautiful , safe , WHITE , area of Scarborough ... ( and the last i checked ) was a garbage infested Chinease outpost .
i like my women how i like pizza . cut into pieces and in a box .
Tfw normies try to use your military service to belittle you
Why, are you afraid that your son might come and find you drunk in a bar 20 years later and try to kill you or something ...
I like my women like I like my firewood Chopped up and in my basement
Why is it so easy to kill a Chinese knight? Because he's got a chink in his armor.
tfw you are the first failure in a winning streak of evolutionary successes going back thousands of years feels bad man.
"imagine having such a pathetic relationship with christ that'd you would ""consider"" paganism @truestirlitz"
Since I'll never be able to give @CoreyRoseTV &amp; @ChristineNoelTV a real one, I am sending them a virtual hug on #NationalHugANewspersonDay &#129303;
There's African Americans and then there's black people. There's a difference. Like, Oprah is an African American, but some random black guy off the street doesn't deserve the title, you know?
@PrisonPlanet @realDonaldTrump I'm afraid no chance 4 US 2 get a really independent potus.Swamp drains anyone.Doubt… https://t.co/62nqrB8hSS
Why are black men good at basketball? The whole point is to run, shoot and steal. Oh and their knee grows.
omg twitter you are killing me with dumb this morning.
Minimum attractiveness to get women per height 6'6+ - 6/10  6'4/6'5 - 5.5/10  6'2/6'3 - 5/10  6'1 - 5.5/10  5'11/6'0 - 6/10  5'10 - 7/10  5'9 - 8/10  5'8 - 9/10  5'7 - 10/10  If you are below 5'7 you are automatically disqualified from attracting females
I've been following the events in Ukraine and have noticed some troops using the SKS .
I've been looking and it seem almost all countries have kicked out Jews or fought them even the Chinese had wars with them .
RT @i__pooteD: I wanna watch a nigger made before Christmas
Would Jason Vorhees be considered a chad because of his size and strength?
Got in my car, minding my business. It's hot outside so I rolled down my windows and turned out of my neighborhood
So I shall be saved from my enemies the courts of death and Compass me the torrents of Perdition assailed me the cords of sheol entangled me the snares of death confronted me
Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? Because KFC is not open on holidays!
Why did the African new born start crying? Midlife crisis.
he was cute tho, with long hair &amp; clear, golden skin. ooh &amp; he was wearing a leather jacket and dope boots
@ChrisLostBhoy Does one rot in hell? I thought it was to burn in hell. Rot in jail - burn in hell. No biggy.
*No jews were harmed in the making of the holocaust.
A silver lining of growing obesity rates and trashy tattooing trends among women Far fewer females to worry about passing when I go out and pining over.
me: looks at playlist live dc just for kicks *tickets are reasonably priced, i could probably meet julien, jenna and others* me: &#128553;&#128553;&#128553;&#128553;&#128553;
[X-Post]Gang sexually assaulting, killing men in Mumbai - TOI gives only one inch space on front page.
i heard they 're filming the new terminator movie in france . can you believe there 's another truck scene ?
i kno this aint canon but tbh cyaron's leader should be you, AZALEA's dia and Guilty Kiss' yoshiko xndnaxmks
I was craving chicken nuggets so fucking bad. Thank u morning star for ur veggie nuggest even tho that wheat allergy will bite me in the ass
USA is represented by a negro family and Australia a I have no clue what family .
How long does it take a black lady to shit? 9 months
Spent two hours at the wife's grave today. Bless her heart; she thinks I'm digging a pond.
Since bitches love callin me by my ex girlfriends names so much ima start callin them the names of niggas they fucked
The sad irony of Trumplings calling out those on the left for not yet having denounced terror attack in Russia while Trump still silent.
This is the false front which jews present to the world , but jews are quite varied in their opinions and beliefs .
idgaf if i'm annoying, you ain't my nigga so i'll purposely be annoying to you tf
I'm not racist. One of my best slaves is black.
when i was in t - ball as a kid , i could tell my coach was catholic as soon as i joined the team from the way he molested me the same way my priest did . i mean like to a t.
@luchadora41 so was slavery, prohibition and not letting women to vote... segregation jim crow laws.. etc etc i can do this all day lol
I haven't been called ugly once my whole life tho RT @ayylmaoanod: guys who refer to women as bitches are so ugly to me lmao u disgust me
Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness.
DD is becoming a great #cajun chef. Can you recommend a classic cajun #cookbook or recipe to advance her studies? THX:)
Sorry , that must be my Black coming out.
Whats red, 6 inches and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage
Only a few small edits have occurred since the last bump for this article .
I think it 's best if white men looked after white women in our schools .
Taking time to pray for all those suffering...especially in poverty, famine &amp; disasters such as the mudslide in Columbia, Lord hear us...
It is so tempting to wear my Wonder Woman outfit under my normal clothes today. Cape management on BART could be challenging.
The last time I had sex was like the 100m final! 8 black men, and a gun
What is white on top, and black at the bottom? The social ladder.
how do you prevent black people from stealing your stuff ? hide it at the bottom of the pool
Going braless in a jumpsuit seemed like a good idea, until I was currently sat naked in a public restroom x
Happy birthday to my brother @DavonteJones10 hope you have a good day fam love you ‼&#128170;&#127998; see you later bro
Could really quote all of #morelife tbh. Life lessons all throughout. Drake is on another level y'all, if you don't know.
Africa is really boring during Halloween Everyone's a skeleton
What's the difference between a nigger and a cat? You actually feel bad for running over the cat.
Let the same Spirit that raised Christ from the dead dwell in you, in Jesus' name amen #Prayer
How do you stop a horizon? Push her back down, and slap her if she resists.
I'm so glad I don't have a sister I don't want to experience the mental trauma ER and other incels suffer of having one.
Education system is messed up for the same reason everything else is messed up - Jews , non-whites and liberal women run and ruin everything .
I've just realized that Indians are an hybrid of white people and black people They are smart like a white man, work like a black man and they have brown skin like a mix of races
describe your sex life with spongebob quotes Patrick you cant talk to her like that shes the teacher!
I like my gaming setup like i like my slaves Totally black and crippling to death from the burning hot sun in the summer
I warned everybody awhile back that Bannon plans on running for President in 2020.
Getting to the heart of a matter works as well .
what do you call a black guy fucking a pile of shit ? incest .
how do you kill a retard ? hand him a knife and ask him " who 's special ? "
Ok so all in all I loved Rogue One. They did some fanservicey shit i didn't care for but overall it was fantastic
What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes? Errorist
Well he was wearing a hoodie... at night... in a gated community.
"@TayKnosBest: These hoes is crazy"
I don't want another woman boss. I already have a woman boss and she has me running around all the time.
Reminder: This is our only way out of inceldom
Where do you send an ADHD Jew A concentration camp
If anyone's selling or knows anyone selling 2 saturday longitude tickets pleaseeee get onto me #ticketfairy
What do you call a Jew with autism? Auschwistic
Has anyone created a new sub for the refugees of this sub yet?
I will be reading this while away for Christmas .
Hubble View of Eris and Dysnomia This is an image of the dwarf planet Eris ( center ) and its satellite Dysnomia ( at 9 o' clock position ) taken with NASA 's Hubble Space Telescope on Aug. 30 , 2006 .
Didnt you just say we 're all going to die off anyway ... but its ok because more White people are going to replace us ?
Chickens don't get miscarriages They get scrambled chicks
It sucks when there's one person in the whole world that you want to text but you don't want to seem desperate or like a bother &#128578;
Some girls really be puttin out to the point they become a hoe, expecting a prince with open arms to come sweep her off her feet. &#129335;&#127997;‍♂️&#129318;&#127997;‍♂️
God damn I hate that self entitled spoiled bullshit &#128528;
.@DEEPRKS there will not be comment section so people comment i want to see reviews so i feel people are watching liking chandrakanta or not
Kawakami calling the P5 MC's phone and asking him to request her gives me a funny but funny feeling in my pantaloons.
How dark is my humor Dark enough to get six warning shots in the back
Do you know what’s the worst part of a blow job ? It’s when you realize the 72 virgins were a lie.
Men taking iron supplements should be warned that taking Viagra also could cause them to spin round and point north.
Find yourself an Asian girl. She'll be more docile.
I asked my mom why I have a black brother if both my parents are white They said because he was on sale
if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door , who do you let in first ? the dog because he shuts up after you let him in .
IF MUELLER IS FIRED WE #TAKETOTHESTREETS oh wait no the #TaxCutsandJobsAct holocaust just killed 2 billion people so nevermind #taxcut
Disgusting misuse of SJWs in TrollX today, the people questioning the authenticity were downvote spammed too (first post here)
Bam Margera - "When anybody says that a guy can't get raped by a girl that's false, because it happened to me"
lmaoooo and now shes doing a gofundme for her honeymoon i want to donate $6.66 bc shes super religious and it would be a bad omen for her
Story about a man and a women in a forced marriage in the comments, responses are full of people calling the man a asshole even though he was raped
Bitch you use to be a fucking Gladiator! I dont know why your ginger ass aint look these ppl up b4 you went into bed with them! #Scandal
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why hasn't jimin gone to go and help georgie and care for her while she's sick ?? some husband he is
They keep eating my lunch Let's see if they can swallow a 12 gauge
sorry if ur seeing my depressing ass tweets on ur tl
Why don't Africans need help? They already have aids.
i do nt kneel <url>
the fucking thought of you with somebody else I don't like that
It's not my responsibility to locate , isolate or else eliminate trolls at this site , nor do I wish to defend this person in any way .
If you can keep your head whilst everyone else around you is losing their's...  Than you're probably in an Arabic country fighting for Isis.
First time this year that I have seen this area hotter than Lakeland , Florida .
wish I had an off switch... or you know.. a gun
Women in /r/askwomen blame men for their lack of college degrees.
Have you heard of the black guy who got the wrong limb amputated three times in a row? The doctors knew that wouldn't happen again. Anyway, they should have considered these people have schlongs the size of a forearm.
the Brexit snake May must be pleased that throwing that election is bearing fruit.. bitch will fuck Brexit and play the victim - maybe a tear at some stage ?
Like seriously if I can just get one racist sexist fuckwad out of a leadership position today
What's the only warm organ inside a deceased female body? My Dick. (it's not illegal if the cops don't know about it)
By allowing /r/Incels to stay open, Reddit is harming vulnerable young men.
What is your favorite "dis is why u incel" quote?
Girls I have dated can never estimate measurements. Just make sure you never date a female carpenter.
fred needs crutches , thomas has a terrible stutter they 're best friends . one day , they hear that a faith healer is in town . thomas tells his friend they should go and see if they can make it on stage . fred reluctantly agrees , and they go . even better , they get called on stage . fred explains that he 's always had tto use crutches , even as a child , while thomas talks , with great effort , about how he 's had to deal with his stutter since he could talk . the faith healer loudly proclaims that as along as they believe , they shall be healed , and leads them behind a curtain so he can pray for them . shortly after , he reappears and hypes up the crowd , then shouts ' fred , throw out your crutches ! ' . a pair of crutches come sailing across the stage , and the crowd goes wild . the faith healer then yells ' thomas , say something ! ' . the reply follow quickly ' ffffred ffffell ' .
Rape is not a synonym for "treated unfairly" or "defeated," @Samklein28.@Warnkemg got raped by his phone
I'm not even upset Just incredibly Fucking disappointed
what 's the worst thing about being told you have alzheimer 's ? it dosen't happen at once
you know that kid in sex ed videos who's like 'how will I pee w a tampon!!' and they're like haha u fuckin dum dum you can't put shit there
"She text me ""I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you"" But how the fuck can you hate me?&#129335;&#127995;‍♂️&#128524;"
A priest told me that he was secretly santa,but I could not tell anyone Every time I came back from church my butthole hurts
ifff you see me at GDC or the blizzard thing tonight and you ask me if i am wearing a wonderwoman outfit, i will not be able to deny it
You know what they say Once you go black your a single mother
bitch i will cut you
How do you track a Cherokee. Follow the tears.
Then get one to submit an intro video to the show amd see where it goes .
Have the worst UTI. Whenever I go for a piss I hear Johnny Cash singing Ring of Fire. #dicklife #johnnycash #buttsex #fakenews #realnews
Him:: So, where are you from? Me:: California Him:: Your parents? Grandparents? Me:: California Him:: Oh I'm sorry, I mean, what race are you? Me:: well, Chinese-American. I grew up here. Him:: Oh Chinese! I've had great Chinese food at X street! But you must go there all the time. Do you miss China? At my university, with an older Brazilian American male. To those who say this:: Face it, these are the same questions that you would ask a non-native person vacationing in the U.S. Questions that you would ask a guest. I feel like I don't belong to a country.
"So today at work I asked a guy what he wanted to drink and he said ""I'll take a cock"" instead of coke&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;"
You niggas talking to these females trying to get some pussy but dont realize you're only boosting their ego and getting curved.
I also pulled my son out of public school last year .
"just don't" = the sum total of your unconscious biases @NoPromises_ I'm not sexist but I just dont like female singers haha
Look at her she came back even lighter from Europe!
How many people watch a Disney product on a daily basis?
X-post from ELI5: Why is the gap in pay between genders a prominent political issue, when the gap in life expectancy between genders is not?
i like my lakes like i like my white men . superior .
why did a black man cross the road ? hey ! gimme back my wallet !
People don't know the meaning of bloody loyalty nowadays! Fuck off.
13 Reasons Why Summary: Clay: my world is falling apart I don't know how to deal with this Tony: JUST LISTEN TO THE FUCKING TAPES PLEASE
I act like I don't fucking care. But I'm so fucking scared.
How did the Jews react when WW II was over? They were so gassed
I come a city where niggas will hate on you for anything &#128686;
i fucking hate when people pressure me to do things
Trump and Hilary are on a boat and it’s sinking. Who lives? Hilary because she is saved by the Mexicans swimming over.
I asked a Jewish girl for her number.. And she rolled up her sleeve
Yeah, it's like when black people dye their hair blonde and wear neon colors. It just doesn't work!
Another good match, would have meant more if it was her first title match win , but still good finish with the elbow drop #Wrestlemania
My daughter killed a butterfly so I said, “no butter for a month,” The next day she killed a cockroach. Nice try.
But you are too strong to be raped.
This is off-topic , but since you brought that forth I suppose that you have to be answered .
You mean your boyfriend coded it up in a week!
What do you call a tender boy in a Catholic elementary school? A prime aged bone\-in filet.
My phones at 2% battery Its all thanks to you incels
Helen Keller walked into a bar and then a chair, and then a table
"@HoldenC41 Pepsi is not alone, may be they are more direct but all of them turn politics into ""cool"" product then sell it for profit"
My boyfriend is half black. Sorry, I’m such a pessimist. He’s half white.
Last thing we want is them moving off the reserves .
.@Buckm00se really does talk like a buck nigger
REMINDER: femoids would rather fuck ABUSIVE CHADS than an incel But don't forget that your personality is the problem.
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12-year-old boy is Kerala's youngest father • r/IndiaSpeaks (The police have lodged a case against HIM rather than the 16 year old girl who abused him though!)
@Varuns_Fangirl @imVkohli @msdhoni @DhonixFaithful how can RPSG even do that?Just 1 season n they thought MSD isn't good enough&#128544;&#128557;
Why did I get a white car? So it would actually work!
What is the fastest way to get jewish guests out of your house? vacuum cleaner
I like my women like my coffee Ground up, in a bag, about to be roasted.
Why do black people turn left? Because they don't have rights.
Are people fucking serious?!!! You don't ASK for the location of the hotel in the comments under a pic made by a celeb you want to stalk!
What did God say when he made the first black person? Dammit, I burnt one.
You look normal.
If a nigga phone broke best believe he only gon memorize his main bitch number or the bitch that's cash in him out number &#128175;&#128527;
I like my coffee like I like my slaves Cheap, strong and black
What did the kid who stole the gun from the school shooter say? My Turn!
jesus is so elusive . <repeat> that even the romans thought he was hard to pin down .
So my friend asked me why do you love your job Because I get to crack open a cold one at the Morgue
Whats the difference between a blonde and an elevator? You dont even have to press a button for her to open up.
Niggas swear they don't trust these hoes but be fucking raw &#128528;&#128514;smh
Why don’t the Jews eat Pussy? ‘Because it’s too close to the gas chamber’
Why do black people only chill and kick it? Because they don't like to hang.
what 's the best part about sending a schoolbus full of orphans off a cliff ? you do n't have to write an apology letter to their family .
Them women at the bar @ #happyhour are there for your pleasure them old hoes be pure #savages &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
Hitler set some jews on fire and then jews go to Palestine and kill muslims in it The joke there is no relation
did you guys see gordon ramsay 's facial surgery ? he 's hot , but he 's no caitlyn jenner .
Kenny done fucked around and got crazy with the visuals... well I'll be
and even if he is dating someone why is it anyone's fucking business
You're going to be the expert on all things African American.
NBC-fires matt lauer,,,,ANOTHER 1 BITES the dust,,
squaring numbers is just like women . <repeat> . <repeat> f they 're under thirteen just do them in your mind .
what is the german translation of ' harry potter and the chamber of secrets ? " harry hitler and the chamber of gas .
Everyone in this thread is sick for making dark jokes! I just got my 7 year old judaism converted autistic paraplegic daughter pregnant insted of my dead one cause I was busy laughing while having a threesome.
how do you get a nigger to stop talking in a car ? wet his lips and stick them to the window
me writing les mis: how do i explain the french names me writing kylux: how can i make these french instead of GALACTIC EDGELORD
YO MAMA What’s your best yo Ma Ma joke?
Like no, I'm not a mom, but that doesn't mean I'm a fucking idiot who doesn't know anything about children. Fuck outta here.
I can't wait to hear your new single, I'm incredibly proud! I hold so much love for you, mind following me? @Harry_Styles — 263,989
It's so funny how so people are taking this BBNaija thing so personal like the housemates are their relatives or close friends.
Worst feeling ever when you like someone and they couldn't give a shit
What happened to all of our autist posters Gambler / zyrros etc... :,( lol
I cannot believe that fucking giraffe still hasn't had the baby.
If you feel awkward wearing something around your grandfather, you should probably cover your tits and ass &#128580;
daddy , am i more black or muslim ? - why are you asking , son ? - there is a bank on the <number> h floor of a new building , and i do n't know whether to rob it or fly a plane into it .
"going by rakan's lines to zed ""i remember your trespass"" ""you're a shadow without a flame"" ""you visited us"" im guessing zed fucked his wife"
Too bad you 're not in BC where I am .
I wish GPS' had an avoid ghetto" setting!"
Using it to communicate our humanity? CHICKS MAN @lonelybanana9 Don't call me sexist because we all know how y'all girls are with Twitter.
This bitch almost lost her life
I only have a bajillion Jira tickets to get through tonight. Then it's 3v3 arenas in WoW.  *cracks knuckles*  Let's do this.
Aye now you'll put N'Dong on you fucking busted flush.
Couple Befriend Negroid , Negroid Tries To Burn Down Couples Home - NNN Reporters Newsroom Forum Moblie Couple Says Neighbor Tried to Set Their Apartment on Fire Reported by : Irika Sargent Last Update : 4/25 9 : 01 pm Moblie Couple Says Neighbor Tried to Set Their Apartment on Fire | Local15tv.com , Mobile & Pensacola News , Entertainment , Videos , Business Search and Shopping This is what happens when you make friends with spearchuckers .
Jews are terrified of you because they know they're fucking you over and they realize you could possibly figure this out at some point.
Guys I just got my chromosome test back Above average
I get that, but isn't that what the comment ing is for? If you don't like something or think it looks bad or whatever, leave a comment saying why so I can work to improve my look. [...] I just don't get it.
On Set of Nickelodeon 's `` The Haunted Hathaways '' - YouTube 3 white women no father living in a house with three negro males .
Hmm, that could be a problem. I suppose I'd get pretty adept at ducking. 
Oh well, you lil stupid ass bitch I don't fuck with Youuuuuu RT @HoldMyPurseGirl: Idfwu is a bitter ass song and only fuck niggas like it.
Recruiting reddit MRAs and feminists for a social psychology study!
Hi, just joined the forums and looking forward to joining in the discussions with fellow white nationalists and having some interesting debates , good to be here amongst friends Thewhitewolf88
TIL going to gym will solve all your problems guys, wooo, lift, lift, lift like a good cuck
"RT @ScottGShore: ""Why aren't I out tonight? &#128553;"" Probably because you've stayed in you fucking daft cunt."
Offline for the night. Need a break. I'll be back tomorrow.
Creator wants me to stop reading and start singing? Too bad. Maybe if he didn't have such a slow computer.
I'm guessing that you are not from Ireland as then you would know how well organised AFA are .
#NewarkNJ tonight Saturday we have @HoneyGerman radio &#128251; @djreymo x dj.alxndr onset @catasnewark… https://t.co/Ni4XK7ToCr
Cool, finally got it working just in time to hear someone call in and let the host know that thanks to Stormfront , the show is being listened to all over the world .
jewish jokes what 's the difference between a jew and a stiff nipple . <repeat> othing because they both disappear after hot shower
btw, guys. I'm an admin of the OpenBSD facebook group. So, you know. COLLUSION.
i went to the doctor because my dick hurt . <repeat> he did n't care what my daughter thought .
How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I can't see them
It is interesting to note that all of the men in the video were dressed like those Moussed distributed pamphlets that popped up a few weeks ago when the revolution was really getting into the swing .
We should have some more info posted about OAPI soon. Lots of questions about if we are hiring. Glad to see people so excited!
People told me to stop inviting disabled people to my farm. Well, they're right. When I buried them, the vegetables didn't grow!
No I do n't support Nordic Superiority , but I have no problem with Nordic people who want a pure Nordic race to exist .
Awwwwww they no Kaep ain't rape no bitch!!!!
Is the glass half full or half empty? Doesn't matter, a few grams of that poison can kill you anyways.
do you know why beyonce sings to the left ? because everyone knows black people do n't have any rights . <repeat>
Why is the iPhone X cheaper in asia? They had security failures with the facial regonition
President Donald J. Trump, just for the look on Hillary's face next morning.
Paul Joseph Watson  Would never slander the Jews Imagine my shock 
These bitches so broke instead of go get it they quick to go ask for somethin
what do you call a high person with downs syndrome ? a baked potato .
I don’t get people who don’t obey school zone laws Don’t you guys love to see those children’s tight asses?
"RT @allannportillo: Absolutely hate it when someone says something offensive &amp; then rubs it off with the ""Just kidding :)"" NO BITCH &#128079;&#127999; YOUR…"
What's with the creepy lady ads for Snyder's Pretzels? Not only does it make me not want to eat that, but makes me want to burn the evil out
What have burned pizza and a African dad in common? They both can’t nourish their family
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get—only with what you are expecting to give—which is everything."
Republicans starting to get GUTS, do not let Dumos force Repubs to RESIGN,Demos would tellRepub to go to hell before resigning REINGSTATE
We live ina generation where we praise these hoes.
".RuralTrust is previewing release of its biennial report, ""Why Rural Matters"". Changes to Census data appear to undercount rural students."
Older white woman (right after meeting me):: So...where do you come from? Me:: Oh, I was born here in the U.S and have lived here all my life. Older white woman:: Oh... (in wide eyed shock) She was clearly commenting on my Indian background, but I was too offended to care. Happened while working at a US hospital as a receptionist in 2011.
MissTerrace Hey Kayleigh, sorry to hear this - can you DM us your order number, email address and date of birth to look into for you
A black guy and Mexican were in a car, Who is driving? The Cop
Roses are red, violets are violet We're headed for towers, wait WHERE'S THE PILOT!
My sense of humor is a lot like food Not everybody gets it.
Somehow with the new Twitter revelations there is a Meme with the words "Jack Off" someone will create.
A black man and a jew jump off a building. Who lands first No one cares
RT @TrillxLove: Do this to me and we fucking asap!!!!&#128553;&#128527;&#128520;&#128166; https://t.co/YcJt5hnJWZ
LaBeouf Stab him in the floor, expressionless You fall to the neck You're chopping his kidney Safe at
Okra - Racist in Chief  Yea, like that'll help America be a better place to live.  
Riot Survival Kit Day 1 Leave 1 ) American Express Platinum card .
Every hear about operation Burka? Of course not... it was a cover up.
Niggas don't hate yall man, they just don't like you as a person. &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
If your house door was locked , but at midnight your neighbor opened the door for some muslims to come inside and take your stuff , rape your wife and beat you nearly to death ... would you still think your neighbor was a nice guy ?
What do you call it when you throw a Molotov cocktail into the special-ed room? Hot potato
dead baby joke mom : " why are these scissors so sticky ? " son : " sorry , i cut something wet . " mom : what 'd you cut with scissors that was wet ? <repeat> " son : " an infant 's windpipe "
How do you convert feet into metres? You melt em with a blowtorch.
I would like to say and I can proudly say that there are no jews in Iceland , those that tried to get here were all sent back to Germany ...
&gt;tfw even if you woke up as Chad and you wouldn't feel any different because years of psychological damage at the hands of female human organisms has permanently made you the way you are mentally
Ranking of reproductive aged women God tier: Virgin women in their mid to late teens  High tier: Virgin women aged 20-22  Mid tier: Virgin women aged 23-26  Clearance tier: Virgin women aged 27-40  Diarrhea tier: Non virgin women of any age
Hi Corperal J.J QANON  here draining the swamp one day at a time today 25000 indictments sealed Pedophelia is sickening good will always triumph over evil, SEMPER FI God bless Merry Christmas......
Draymond kill me with all that shit he be talking to the refs please be quiet boy before you get us all in trouble &#128553;
As much as I want to shred Negan to pieces if Negan does not attack in the season opener, they are unwise idiots. (1/2) #TheWalkingDead
Why do you listen to 'Chinese music?' You don't even understand and they all look the same anyways.
also the context of this is just, Fucking Horrible
how to make sure you crush loves you. kidnap her and let stockholm syndroom do its work
My wife says I should break the rules once in a while. Obviously rape is not what she meant.
Any time a man tells you to make him a sandwich, imagine it as "MAKE ME SANDWICH.  ME AM MAN. ME BEAT CHEST."
How many Jews does it take to cook a dinner? Two. One in the fire, one above the fire.
wearing ur boyfriends jacket is all cute until it no longer smells like him and u find it and ur like? what hobo left this at my house?
There is no good to be found in women They have no redeeming features, the sweet girl we all want exists only in our head
I can never understand kids these days Granted, it is hard to understand them when there’s a dick in their mouth
Hi been looking round for a while on this site and finally got round to registering. nice to see a place where we can openly discuss our beliefs .
i date women like i like my eggs in the morning . <repeat> whites only
Vince once again fucked over Undertaker over a blind push. 'Taker is over now, and so is me as a @WWE fan. #VinceScrewedTaker
Going to take a commercial break at the time folks let's go pay the rent as I gotta look and find a song that I want to share with you folks
I want to thank @ReasonedRadical, @ColchesterCollection, and @Patrician_Memes, all friends of #NewAlbion for illuminating and helpful conversations for imagining a path forward where self-sufficiency and the freedom it conveys is the goal of our people, instead of a futile pursuit of more capital.
bitches dumb
What's the difference between Tea and Mexicans? One was deported and the other imported, both purposefully.
What according to you should be at the top of priorities for policymakers to fix Indian public health scenario?
News that the Nusra terrorists is evacuating its large warehouses in #Khan_Shaykhun and #Sinjar and its vicinity at the same time as the heroes of the Syrian Arab Army are approaching and targeting their movements in the region
aoibh does this thing where she stops fucking answering me out of nowhere and just goes to sleep and it's annoying
Run run as fast as you can Run run as fast as you can but you can't catch me I'm Madeline Mccann. Sorry if you've heard this before but I only just heard of it
in at halle's so she can get stuff to spend the night and i kid you not, i have been in her dang car for a good 20 mins
Bus driver:: Wow, you've been enjoying the sun a lot lately, you're all tanned! Me (mixed ethnicity young woman):: No, that's just my colour. It happens a lot when I meet new people, or even strangers. I get the popular ''where are you from?'' but a lot of comments about going to the tanning salon, coming back from a vacation, laying in the sun, etc. Makes me sad that people give so much importance to skin colour and feel entitled to ask a complete stranger to explain why their skin is the colour it is. Sometimes I wish I was either South Asian or Caucasian, but not both because then I need to do a lot of explaining and people ooooh and aaahhh as if I was talking about dog breeds.
so elliot rodger only went a year incel reading the faq its says incels are over 20 but elliot was only 21 so is it okay to say he was only a year incel i dont think so the age should be moved down to a individual number whenever a person feels a attraction and is rejected i think or at least 18 20 just doesnt make sense to me
"You excel in the work place ""be humble"" and be glad you have a job. You look like 2 snaps &amp; a shake when you out ""be humble"" it's the makeup"
What's A Jew's Biggest Fear? Taking a shower.
Normies say to be grateful for what you have because there is always someone out there who has it worse than you.. Yeah, but there is a fuck ton more that have it better than me too.
America is too negative.. You guys have to look on the bright side of things. I for one moved up 4 spots on my Madden roster!
What do African teenagers and bad wizards have in common? They both don’t know how to spell
News: Man to stand trial over alleged arson attack https://t.co/hsfwQmtElx #Essex https://t.co/jbefqOvzpd
my instagram is 50% people throwing clay on pottery wheels and 50% paint being mixed with palette knives. my art major is showing
What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin...
u mad bc i dont send nudes? well surprise!!!!! fuck yourself u idiotic jerk.
@lucas_wright955 @MichaelGT03 faggots
What was Adolf Hitler's biggest mistake ? Not killing the 9,000,001 th Jew .
Dec 3, 2017 PewTube: Racking up 1000 new users a day VidMe: Toast, deleting all users content  A lot can change in a few months!
Would it not be better to sack the black workers and employ Whites from the camps .
What's similar between cooks and trannies They both cut the meat
What do you call a white guy surrounded by a thousand black guys? A warden
What's the difference between a monkey and a black person? They don't have monkeys in my zoo.
look at this fucked up unfinished universe that searches for director
The nine-year-olds at my younger cousin's birthday party think they can beat me in laser tag because they have experience in Fortnite Little did they know I have experience in American highschools.
If I had a nickel for every gender... I would have 5 cents because women are property.  (Probably been told here before but I heard it from my uncle and I thought it belonged here.)
The Bureau of Justice Statistics report only analyzed REPORTED rapes, and since the VAST MAJORITY of rapes are UNREPORTED, cont
65% of all media coverage in britain is the BBC and they are openly biased towards the left and the others are n't much better .
what’s the phenomenon that makes women bleed from their uterus for 4-7 days diy abortions
I had to miss the opening night of Black Panther with my black friends. Safe to say, that klan meeting was worth leaving them hanging.
Personal Card for Teacher - Johann Warzecha in the Upper Silesian village of Kaminietz , near Tost-Gleiwitz ( Toszek-Gliwice ) .
How's America like the Dark Knight Trilogy? No one gives a fuck about Harvey.
Why couldn’t Sally go to school Sally has crippling depression
If monkeys are on my property i call animal control and defend my family and property with whatever means possible , simply talking sense to a monkey and pointing at it will not stop it from misbehaving !
Blue Bell ice cream has one showing five kids one black playing in the fields and barn .
Already pre-ordered Destiny 2 Limited Edition bundle and its only had one teaser trailer. Can you feel my excitement.
Who's faster? An old man or a nigger. The old man. He doesn't have any chains attached to a pole.
"I feel for him every time we eat Mexican out here&#128514; it kills me every time I tell him ""let's move back n get 24th &amp; mission"""
Shoutout to the time when someone forked #ggautoblocker, made changes, and gamergate thought I did it because they didn't understand github.
When you fucking on that nigga, hope you thinking about me...
IM FUCKING GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO ON TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Can I just say I'm tired. It's been since Nov. that we've had a nonstop parade of ""holy shit these guys are evil &amp; greedy"" ... it's draining"
Why are paracetamol white??? Because they work
Happy new month in advance, April is our month of wisdom works wonder. Be our guest in the month of April.
if you donate just <number> pound a month . . . you can help us make another advert with sad looking african children in it .
The worst thing about parallel parking are the witnesses.
A collection of cast aways, Drowned for eight years, Changed their rage into votes, And Liberal smiles into tears. 
"Before we ""PRAY FOR SYRIA"" and their fake crisis, can we ""PRAY FOR CHICAGO"" and their real crisis of murdered children⁉️⁉️"
Fucking selfish, ego, pathetic, brainless and naive.
Out of all the careers paul walker could have retired with... I didn't think he would become window washer
Important poll:  Do you think @Cernovich's gay lisp detracts from his #MAGA message?
So sick to my stomach my god my #anxiety just needs to get as tired as I am and take a fucking break
January 29th , 2012 - Whitefish Amtrak Station in winter .
"""THATS WHY YOUR MAN IS FUCKING WHATEVER HER NAME IS"" &#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;"
Hol' up, imma let u gen x nerds finish, but TIMESPLITTERS 2 is the greatest videogame of all time
How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray.   I’m so sorry.
Smack these hoes on they ass like we birthed these bitches
What's the difference between a slaveship and a ghetto? Ghettos aren't in the sea
why did god give women more brain cells than cows ? so they do n't shit on the floor while doing the dishes .
Don't worry about Mr. ________.  He's just extremely Jewish.
THE ENDING OF 13 REASONS WHY HAS ME SO FUCKED UP !!!!
Is Lyudmila Pavlichenko's reputation true I understand how sexist this can come off to doubt a woman's accomplishments but unfortunately with the persistent feminist narrative of exaggerating women's accomplishments or in some cases completely fabricating them, I was curious about this women's accomplishments and if they're true or the product of propaganda.
So how do you explain America 's being behind almost every industrialized nation in the world when it comes to education ?
Reading this thread makes me nevER wanna be born.
Today I found out what the world inferior really meant I was nothing compared to the highly nt group i was eating lunch with, absolutely nothing.
So why am I upset? 1: Negan survived walker Sasha, and 2: he didn't kill Carl!! #TWDFinale @WalkingDead_AMC @AMCTalkingDead
I was told I can buy anything from the black market But they were only selling cotton
#slightlysober 12/02 @Modem @the_impolitic redpills-govt 4fisting us Grill cheese meltdown Victim credit trading Tiny carjacker resists arrest GF gets tied up/down & dirty for mum Amzn drvr goes down & delivers dirty pkg Sm town gets down & dirty w/Airbnb brothel Elk on shelf just gets down & dirty
RT @NateThaAlmighty: niggas talk more than bitches these days.
A wife is killed after a car drives through her living room and kills her. Who's fault is it? The wife's because she should've been in the kitchen
BPD is a genetic condition caused by having two x chromosomes When a man is diagnosed with BPD it's just a professional way of saying he's acting like a cunt.
Me:Sorry cops,she was the one who was lying alone naked in the bed. So you cant sue me.. Cops: She was just delivered from the birth ward you asshole!
What is Syrians favorite game? It's Rocket League.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
"@kingbubuman No.. that's me laughing at your desperate attempts to ""explain-away"" people that don't believe/accept your cult's bullshit"
IRONY IS FUCKING DEAD @ibustos123 Im not sexist but feminists are the most annoying people out there.
Baking was your major in college? Our Führer has the perfect job for you.
Now that is good news as I frequently heard amongst my people that they will only stand together and fight once they have lost everything .
@raider_level them hoes ain't thick at all u clowning
if i had a dollar for every gender . <repeat> i 'd have $ <number> and a pile of counterfeits .
Why do you feel a need to talk about this publicly ?
What do you call a muslim girl in a birthday party? Drone target.
Caitlyn Jenner says she wants to be in a superhero movie Can't wait for the new X-Men movie to come out.
What are you doing here?
Does anyone have a Link to Richard Preston Gofundme acct from Charlettesville ?
little johnnie found a body . <repeat> . <repeat> e told his parents what he found and they called the sheriff . little johnnie walks to the riverbed and shows the sheriff a black guy completely bound with chains . little johnnie says to the sheriff " ya know i think someone might 've killed this guy " . the sheriff says " no that ca n't be , little johnnie . that nigger tried stealing more chains than he could swim with "
So, water is actually heavier than liquefied dino-dong .
How do you call someone with Down that likes other men A Chromosexual
*most boys @ihatethiskid I'm not sexist but all the internet does is show that most girls don't know how to form their own opinions.
bitch i want to have mutant powers i want to be a fucking x-men
‪Fellas we gotta invade Iran for feminism and gay rights‬
My art has never been noticed, why should your stupid ass tweet be ?
pls dont let poland qualify with a boring ass ballad like they did in 2015
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Names.
The flag should have the leaf thingy and a mix between the French flag and the George Cross of England to show the ethnic heritage of the White Canadians
FFS people, "Do unto others" does not = "Let foreigners and niggers come to your country and screw your daughters" 
What did Amy Winehouse do when her producer said he didn't like her new tracks? She put on a long sleeve shirt.
If a woman is in a forest and there is no one around to hear her. Is she still wrong?
Thank goodness for Donald J. Trump  Trump, now is the time to make good on your immigration/demographics issues  1) Deport all illegals/refugees 2) Build the wall 3) Let all H1B visas expire 4) Deny all citizenship requests from all non Whites 5) Offer reimmigration to blacks back to Africa  #MAWA
How do you execute a retard the electric wheelchair
You just get on an Uber and you keep riding and them get off They are the new whores
The way Jews work together with such cunning would be admirable if their works where not to such disgusting evil ends .
you can tell a lot about a man by the car he drives for example , if it 's a black man , it 's not his car .
did you guys see the ending of super mario odyssey?
what do you call a smart black person ? nonexistent .
What's the difference between a woman and a car crash? A car crash won't kill you slowly.
RT @DedePayton: All hoes are friendly. Althea wants to say hi.
What's the first thing you do if you back a car over a preschooler? Put it in drive; Repeat.
Funny dev joke, y/n? My sense of humor is weird.
Both parents referred to my unshaven legs as disgusting yesterday. Never shaving them again so FUCKIN SUCK IT.
I really wish feminists would stop perpetuating gender roles like the fragile and feckless girl who faints over anything crude; or the hysterical and entitled woman who relies on a man's gentlemanly virtue to get what she wants.
i know some may disagree with me but this man is one of my hero 's we need some guys like this over here now
I'm sorry to burst your bubble but when people try to use a camera when police are involved they have all been uniformly been forced to turn off their cameras , or they are arrested and cameras confiscated .
RT @Smith_Wessern: Some hoes live jus to hit the clubs every weekend .. &#128564;&#128080;
what was dave black 's last hit ? a metro train .
The domestic debt stock increased to K757.2 billion in the 3rd quarter of 2016 from K746.7 billion the previous quarter
Hi @Harry_Styles! 'Sign of the Times' is INCREDIBLE! I'm really proud of you, you're amazing. I love you, angel. Mind following me? &#127775; 141
"RT @KAZAMAUNIT: alm: celica, wait- celica: no, alm. nothing fucking rhymes with ""orange"" alm: CELICA,"
Got a lil bitch from the 916
&gt;you will never be Chad enough to fuck a Stacy who's unknowingly your aunt on a boat Feels bad, man
My black friend gave me a pass to use the racial slur for black people towards him Yet when I called him a slave he decided that he was going to get offended...
Black people deserve the same rights and the civil rights act wasn’t a mistake. Lock if u disagree.
Abortion It really brings out the kid in you.
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Don't become one of those militant gay people.
Me (now): Why are people linking to that utterly fucking irresponsible Tel*graph piece? That’s all the bastards want. You’re being played.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one with a dream
I so hate democrats they are some sore losers my gosh they are fucking annoying.
why are the japanese so skinny ? it did n't end very well for them the last time a fat man was in their country .
"The ""White Helmets"" have done plenty of proven hoaxes in the past. Why would this event be any different?"
I cannot be worried 'bout no bitch Cause I know a bitch could be somewhere sucking a dick (ayeeee)
What are the advantages of being blacc? You can attend a funeral naked...
I think I'm gonna cry again Another NYE alone  I hate my life so much   Where's my New Year's Kiss and party   Fuck
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair
My favorite book ever has a second book from a different perspective and I just can't wait to read it.
Offensive Joke #2 What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?  The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
Yea I hate it when geysers of blood come shooting up from graves .
Congrats to our own Yverson St. Albert on being selected to the Tarrant vs Dallas All Star Game on April 12th! @yversonalbert1
nytimes.com/2017/09/28/opinion/valerie-plame-anti-semitism.html?smid=tw-nytopinion&smtyp=cur … Yes, I admit, I have many wonderful Jewish friends, but they are NOT Zionists!
What's black and blue, and doesn't like sex? The kid in my trunk.
What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.
i 'm not racist there are black people in my family tree .
How can a team be so fucking bad at defense?!?!?!?
I need to find a hooker who will do anything for 50 bucks.. I have 2 papers and an online exam due by tomorrow
Fucking put @WayneRooney on for @JesseLingard Immediately #MUNWBA @ManUtd
Things Chad doesn't have to deal with or worry about Getting cheated on  Getting laid  Not getting any matches on Tinder  Having to message first  Having to be confident  Having to ask any girl out  Getting attention or validation  Getting invited to parties  Care to add more?
What’s the difference between a dollar and a Jew I’d be disappointed to lose 6 million dollars
I always wondered why BlocBoy JB says “on my mamma” Then it hit me...
'As long as we never make another mistake the left will let us speak'  Good luck with that, altlite fags.
while looking through a magazine with my daughter , i said , " hey what do you think of this hairstyle ? " while looking through a magazine with my daughter , i said , " hey what do you think of this hairstyle ? " she liked it . " well it 's too bad you can only have this one , i said , pointing at a picture of vin diesel on the next page . she started crying as the nurse set up her next round of chemo treatment .
Why black girls gotta be thots? Ain't nobody bringing up the fat white hoe you fucked back in middle school. #LoveOurWomen
A special #DIHWorkshop tip: screw holes can be hidden with wood filler to make painting smoother. Try it out! #حياتك53
Just got home from another long productive day Now to fap and gamecel the rest of the day while everyone else goes to happy hour.
how to pick up chicks how do you pick up a black chick ? noose . how do you pick up a mexican chick ? border patrol . how do you pick up a muslim chick ? body bag . how do you pick up a jewish chick ? dustpan and brush . how do you pick up white chicks ? flunitrazepam .
Negan the best villain this series. I really wanna know what his weak spot is. Thought it was Carl but he tried to knock his head off.
"""Don't worry, don't be afraid -- ever -- because... this is just a ride!"" _Bill Hicks"
Why the NSFW sub? Answer me and some other 5 year old shitheads like me too why the fuck the NSFW, since this sub ain't even close to nsfw as far as I'm concerned.
"RT @NotKamara: I was so shocked when I saw my selfies in that nigga phone. I'm like ""wtf where did you get these?"" He said ""Facebook"""
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It is people like James O'Keefe and Project Veritas that put themselves in the line of fire of the enemies of freedom that provide us examples of what can be done.
The Shia and Sunni are back to killing each other in Yemen, as they have done everywhere for 1400 years.  The gift of #Islam.
when does a joke become a dad joke? when it takes a 23 year trip to the corner store
Whats the difference between beating my dick and beating my wife? Nothing. They both give me pleasure.
I like my prostitutes like I like my cheese Mouldy and Expensive
Why are we here, just to suffer..... Incels can't reproduce because no one will have sex with us so we can't pass on our DNA, employers will promote chads over incels because "he looks like a leader" so we can't really accomplish anything, so why are we here, is it all some cruel twisted joke.
This random girl came up to me last night &amp; said she was coming home w me. My heart started beating so fast y'all I was SCARED &amp; AFRAID.
The number of Green card visa holder should be between 0 and 1.  war=peace, freedom=slavery, diversity =strength.
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my boyfriends phone is glued to his face 24/7 .. so fucking annoying man
A long time ago, scientists started to combine dog DNA along with human DNA. The outcome turned out to be Mexican girls.
Why do we let parents choose their children's names?
Just straight ignorant bitches #WhereTheyHeadsAt
No one actually likes me once they get to know me
imagine if white people said "my honkey" instead of "my nigga" lol
Females of /r/incels, I have a question Why the fuck are you even here?
It is also what i and almost everyone on this thread dream about and work for after all it is the only asurance the Aryan people have for survival
What kind of punch kills 20 kids and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook
These hoes kno bout me
Yo hoe is like a tick so she hunting for a blood
did you know eazy e covered the k <elong> 's anthem ? " boys in the hood "
I want to name my puppy insane So when people say "Are you fucking insane?" I can say "No, I'm fucking my sister"
Indeed. @Mello_Mark: @YesYoureSexist Lol okaaaay, what I meant doesn't really pertain to the workforce but whatever
Your in ya cell 22 hours a day here u dont in general walk around the landings .
Hey #Sweden how you liking those immigrants now? #Stockholm Wonder how many will say it's not radical islamic terro… https://t.co/7V9UWL3S5f
MeToo Movement Femoid Likens Being Hit on in Public to Being Mugged.
i fuck my wife the same way islam fucks muslims . <repeat> <number> times a day and she has to face me while being submissive .
RT @lesxo_: cant turn a hoe into a husband either
why did nobody told me asians are bad drivers ? i tried to install one inside my computer but i think he dead now .
Who invented the triathlon? Black people.  They walk on foot to the pool, swim, and come back with a bike.
Why did the nigger cross the street? He didn't, i shot him dead before he could
What a nice feeling to be in love with God. No pain. No heartache. No disappointment. Just blessings and non stop joy.
when neighborhoods came out EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHERS were taking shit about bc the album sounded different of couse it was different
how do you make a jew prematurely ejaculate ? pay for dinner
doesnt matter if straights r oppressed or not sayin u hate all of them even if you dont mean it is as bad as homophobes sayin they hate gays
What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back, of the oven
why are the black man 's eyes always red after sex ? the mace .
how long in the microwave does it take for a black baby to explode ? dunno . i close my eyes when i masturbate .
im genuinely getting mad at this children's video game about mickey mouse and darkness and big keys
get you a nigga who's gona gas you the fuck up even on ya worst days
just a quick reminder: you're an angel and you are truly the most deserving of all that is positive you could think of &#127802; @Harry_Styles
"@nicktitanmill @CNNPolitics When has trump let a little, inconsequential thing like ""evidence"" or proof stop him from making accusations?"
saw a bunch of anti circumcision protesters in indianapolis today Looks like we are making waves publically on some fronts.
Why aren't you a part of the LGBTQ community? You don't want to hang out with people like you?
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illegal check to the head? are you fucking stupid???
"More like ""fact"" Remind me who authorized indefinite detention of American citizens without trial back in 2011? Exactly."
Tanzania Pardoned Two Child Rapists But Called For Arrest Of Pregnant Teens News of the pedophile rapists' release emerged simultaneously as another government official called for pregnant pupils to be taken into custody.  
Known to take a nigga bitch real quick
What did the Catholic priest say when asked if his profession hinders his chances of getting laid?  "Ahh nah it's all child's play"
What’s black white and dark all over? A silent murder film
Houston had a hard time getting drugs There weren't any trap houses. Or any houses.
This judge is an idiot and a prime example of why the law gets what little respect it does these days , they will let anyone with an agenda and connections become a judge these days .
"Just when you think the Swans are dead and buried... you here the Takers ""Gong""! #GameOn #AFLSwansPies"
There should be a modernized version of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" called "The Girl Who Cried Rape"
Only the best bowmen could draw the 200lb bows , they were like the Barretts of their day .
Breaking News:  France takes nuclear threat onboard and surrenders to North Korea.
4/4/2017 Time: 09:48 Temp: 9.6 C Barometer: 1024.5 hPa Wind From: NW at 13.5 mph Rain today: 0.5mm
Shower Quest: write down the last time you've showered **In the post you must include:**  * Age  * Say if you're a virgin  * Last time you've showered   Let's find out if something as simple as showering has anything to do with our virginity and loneliness, this may be a useful thread to disprove the cliche normie advice
Why does the devil totally freak out when he sees black people? They stole the soul.
Why did the Jew cross the street? To get some gas.
My kids are funny They act like they dont want to be raped daily
Why are black guys so bad at eating pussy? They never áte anything before
BPD 911 Dispatch: HIT AND RUN | PULASKI HY/N HAVEN ST | Thu, Apr 6th 2017, 3:15 pm | Low | P170961626
People are like chicken... They taste better deep fried.
In Harry Potter, Would Lily have picked Severus Snape if he was good looking?
Accident cleared in #Stark on I-77 NB before 6th St, stop and go traffic back to Cleveland Ave, delay of 5 mins #traffic
What did the moderator say when the black man walked into the bar?
The way I fuck her, you would think I love this bitch
For app users r/DarkJokeCentral is a good sub Small community, no tags just simple jokes, we’re about to hit 3k and would appreciate more users, please check out r/darkjokecentral for good and sometimes original jokes
a man walks into a bar and asks for an obscure beverage : ' hey , do you serve blacks lager by any chance ? ' the waiter replies : ' no we do n't ' the man says : ' yeah neither would i they start throwing their shit at each other after a pint or two '
A woman gives birth to a boy and the father says "I love r son" A few hours later, he was arrested for setting the hospital on fire
The biggest problem is new york.There are blacks all over the streets , when you 're in new york think you 're in nigeria .
omg. y'all. ace boog1e really thought he could make that jump with his stick in his mouth. the look of shame afterw… https://t.co/sqCAcXsep0
You haven't seen the Godfather movies?! You are not really a man if you haven't seen them.
well like I said , I keep to myself .
Gay Muslims are the horniest. They blow the entire neighborhood.
I don't know where I stand on abortion I mean I love killing babies but I hate given women choices
Why was Nirvana hard to interview? Because Kurt Cobain kept shooting his mouth off.
We should ignore women and stop obsessing with them They wont have sex with me, I have accepted that, my only options are to move on.
HAHAHAHA @Mr9iceGuY: a woman SHOULD NOT be proposing to a man under no circumstances b..u cant tell me nothing. call me sexist idccccc
a black woman has seven sons ; jerome , jerome , jerome , jerome , jerome , jerome and jerome . how does she distinguish between them ? by their last names .
(continued) He was living his childhood because he didn't have one when he was a child, he was a singer/dancer most of the time! 
If you see a misplaced apostrophe, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the #Apostrophiser #grammarvigilante
New sub opposed to hate subs lists mensrights, theredpill and Kotakuinaction as hate subs...because straw-men.
it 's been <number> days since suicide squad was realeased . why is no one talking about how amazing robin williams was in it ?
We are cooking a duck on the rotisserie , catch the fat drippings and cook little potatoes in that , its delicious , we 're also cooking a small turkey , mashed potatoes , carrots , pumpkin pie and butternut squash cut in half and baked with butter and brown sugar .
who 's visiting millions of african children every year on christmas eve ? death .
why did jesus cross the road ? trick question . jesus just rode across .
What’s another difference between science and religion? In science you blow up chemicals. In religion you blow up yourself
what s the difference between a passed out college chick and a pickle jar i ca nt fit my fist in a pickle jar
I am going to get fucked up tomorrow Anyone want to make a incel drinking game for me?
Marshal Law my friend. Not saying anything is going to happen just if it were to happen. Is this situation abnormal or in any way a "be careful" or in for the drama ride?
While talking to a co-worker over our break... Co-Worker:: Why do you have all those State Park brochures? Me:: I want to get into camping. I never did much of that growing up. Co-Worker:: You should find an outdoorsy guy to date! Then he can teach you all that stuff. I am a queer woman who is not interested in men.
What's the difference between a jew and a piece of bread? The bread still works after it's been through the toaster
Idek why I watch parenthood I hate it. And Camille you're a cunt
I ca n't carry a gun in Canada , plus I like to travel light so I only take the essentials : Spyderco Delica 4 FFG Notepad/pen Wallet iPhone Headphones Bus pass or bike lock
What is the difference between a Cadillac and a dismembered hooker? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage .
Broken Dishwasher Husband: The dishwasher is broken again!  Wife: What's wrong with it?  Husband: It's talking
I'm male, and am asking this question to non-binary identified people. Why do you give so much of a crap? Why can't you just lighten up, let the thread happen, and ignore it?