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Tell me a joke [SPOILER] Ending of Civil War. Lincoln gets killed at the end.
Tell me a joke I suggest we all go to Russia for Christmas.. They'll have fried Turkey
Tell me a joke What do monkeys drink in space? Orangu-Tang.
Tell me a joke Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?
Tell me a joke Dear lord thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat, ramen
Tell me a joke [Job Interview] okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf fixes tie checks breath IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS
Tell me a joke What did the Roman premature ejaculater say? Veni, Vidi, Veni.
Tell me a joke Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it
Tell me a joke I decided to have a can of soup for lunch today... ...And hating to see good food go to waste, I decided to have the soup as well.
Tell me a joke An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction
Tell me a joke What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
Tell me a joke I am a feminist. Unless you tell me to go and bring you a sandwich. I'm also a waitress.
Tell me a joke Yes, I am having meat on Friday. I won't tell God if you don't.
Tell me a joke What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave? ""UK m8?""
Tell me a joke What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
Tell me a joke Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead
Tell me a joke Looking out the hospital window while mom is resting on bed. That was either dad or superman falling of the roof.
Tell me a joke emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it
Tell me a joke What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool? Deep ends really.
Tell me a joke The best advice I can give to Black Friday shoppers is to come early and take a shit by the door so everyone tracks it in.
Tell me a joke Why does Bono always wear those glasses? Because he still hasn't found what he's looking for.
Tell me a joke Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? So they can also see the front lines.
Tell me a joke That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt.
Tell me a joke ""I hate hashtags!"" Dad screams as he smashes his #1 Dad coffee mug against a wall.
Tell me a joke An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza
Tell me a joke What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Tell me a joke Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!
Tell me a joke Dude, she just liked my status, she totally wants me.
Tell me a joke a co-worker asked me if I was pregnant and I panicked and said yes so now I have to gradually gain like 30 pounds
Tell me a joke Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Tell me a joke How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster? 16.
Tell me a joke Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way.
Tell me a joke what do u call a group of /r/atheists fedoration
Tell me a joke TIFU when my finger tore through toilet paper while wiping. It was the most ass I'd gotten in a while.
Tell me a joke Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?
Tell me a joke ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon
Tell me a joke How do you tell if your gas station attendant is a former porn star? Right before he finishes pumping your gas he takes it out and sprays it all over your car
Tell me a joke How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!
Tell me a joke All squirrels fly when you own a T-shirt cannon.
Tell me a joke How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)
Tell me a joke You wouldn't hate anything about yourself if the world hadn't taught you how.
Tell me a joke If there was ever a great name for a male only massage parlor it would be: The Massaganist.
Tell me a joke Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience
Tell me a joke Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Tell me a joke If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque.
Tell me a joke What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
Tell me a joke How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton
Tell me a joke I got diarrhea while camping last weekend. Shit was in tents.
Tell me a joke Someone recently asked me, ""What blood type are you?"".. I said , ""The red runny type"".
Tell me a joke What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
Tell me a joke One thing that really annoys me is everything.
Tell me a joke What did the old man get for his birthday? Cancer.
Tell me a joke Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree.
Tell me a joke How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and expect the world to revolve around them.
Tell me a joke I was born disabled I couldn't walk, had no hair, couldn't talk, just laid there and shit myself....
Tell me a joke If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Tell me a joke They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going.
Tell me a joke A fun thing to yell at a magic show is ""BURN HIM, HE'S A WITCH""
Tell me a joke How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Tell me a joke Two things I will never grasp in life: 1. What to write in birthday cards. 2. What to do when people are singing happy birthday to me.
Tell me a joke Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap.
Tell me a joke What's brown and sticky A stick
Tell me a joke Sometimes I look out over the new construction in my city, old ground being dug up to make room for the new, and I think to myself: I really should have buried the bodies somewhere else.
Tell me a joke The fact that we're supposed to reuse a vagina after a mini human has crawled out of it kinda bums me out.
Tell me a joke Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions.
Tell me a joke At first notice, the word ""Diputseromneve"" looks quite ridiculous. However, if you read it backwards its even more stupid.
Tell me a joke What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet
Tell me a joke What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? Both say Please insert Bill.
Tell me a joke Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife.
Tell me a joke New laws Do not let your friends derive drunk.
Tell me a joke Do people who bring bikes on the subway know about riding bikes?
Tell me a joke I don't understand romantic movies, why waste all that time with the complicated, man-hating main character when her slut friend is cuter.
Tell me a joke What's the worst thing Willie Nelson can tell you while giving you a handjob? I'm not Willie Nelson
Tell me a joke What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire? A pumpkin!
Tell me a joke Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in.
Tell me a joke Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!
Tell me a joke If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They'll thank you later.
Tell me a joke Two guys are having sex with a nun. One guy looks at the other, ""what are you doing?"" ""nun, what about you?"" ""nun.""
Tell me a joke Stopped drinking coffee 3 days ago, and feel less and less addicted to caffeine with every new cup of my own pee.
Tell me a joke Q: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.
Tell me a joke I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted.
Tell me a joke Reddit servers.
Tell me a joke [Blazing hot day] Don't forget to take a jacket, it might get cold. ~ My mom.
Tell me a joke What's brown and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron
Tell me a joke What does a five year old and a penis have in common? If it doesn't come when you tell it to, then just beat it harder. (I am so sorry)
Tell me a joke I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage... The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
Tell me a joke When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?
Tell me a joke Cows What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Donald Trump
Tell me a joke What do you call a person who hates fat people? Weighcist
Tell me a joke How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Foreskin divers
Tell me a joke Haram Two jews walk into a bar. NOT IN MY COUNTRY
Tell me a joke Why do midgets not wear tampons? They might trip on the string.
Tell me a joke My girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes So, my girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes and said, ""I want you to make me scream with only two fingers baby"".... so I poked her in the eyes.
Tell me a joke That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking.
Tell me a joke What did a constipated Watson tell Sherlock? No shit, Sherlock.
Tell me a joke When it comes to gun control, the first thing that should be banned are tee shirt cannons.
Tell me a joke I bet you haven't heard of this new movie Constipation... ...it hasn't come out yet.
Tell me a joke An Atheist Walks Into A Bar... An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus. The bartender looks at him and says ""Drinking alone again, I see...""
Tell me a joke Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit
Tell me a joke ""David you're late again!"" ""Sorry boss.."" [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] ""...traffic""

Tell me a joke [SPOILER] Ending of Civil War. Lincoln gets killed at the end.

Tell me a joke I suggest we all go to Russia for Christmas.. They'll have fried Turkey

Tell me a joke What do monkeys drink in space? Orangu-Tang.

Tell me a joke Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?

Tell me a joke Dear lord thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat, ramen

Tell me a joke [Job Interview] *okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf* *fixes tie* *checks breath* IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS

Tell me a joke What did the Roman premature ejaculater say? Veni, Vidi, Veni.

Tell me a joke Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it

Tell me a joke I decided to have a can of soup for lunch today... ...And hating to see good food go to waste, I decided to have the soup as well.

Tell me a joke An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction

Tell me a joke What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

Tell me a joke I am a feminist. Unless you tell me to go and bring you a sandwich. I'm also a waitress.

Tell me a joke Yes, I am having meat on Friday. I won't tell God if you don't.

Tell me a joke What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave? ""UK m8?""

Tell me a joke What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Tell me a joke Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead

Tell me a joke Looking out the hospital window while mom is resting on bed. That was either dad or superman falling of the roof.

Tell me a joke emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it

Tell me a joke What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool? Deep ends really.

Tell me a joke The best advice I can give to Black Friday shoppers is to come early and take a shit by the door so everyone tracks it in.

Tell me a joke Why does Bono always wear those glasses? Because he still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Tell me a joke Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? So they can also see the front lines.

Tell me a joke That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt.

Tell me a joke ""I hate hashtags!"" Dad screams as he smashes his #1 Dad coffee mug against a wall.

Tell me a joke An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza

Tell me a joke What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Tell me a joke Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Tell me a joke Dude, she just liked my status, she totally wants me.

Tell me a joke a co-worker asked me if I was pregnant and I panicked and said yes so now I have to gradually gain like 30 pounds

Tell me a joke Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

Tell me a joke How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster? 16.

Tell me a joke Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way.

Tell me a joke what do u call a group of /r/atheists fedoration

Tell me a joke TIFU when my finger tore through toilet paper while wiping. It was the most ass I'd gotten in a while.

Tell me a joke Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?

Tell me a joke ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon

Tell me a joke How do you tell if your gas station attendant is a former porn star? Right before he finishes pumping your gas he takes it out and sprays it all over your car

Tell me a joke How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!

Tell me a joke All squirrels fly when you own a T-shirt cannon.

Tell me a joke How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

Tell me a joke You wouldn't hate anything about yourself if the world hadn't taught you how.

Tell me a joke If there was ever a great name for a male only massage parlor it would be: The Massaganist.

Tell me a joke Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience

Tell me a joke Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Tell me a joke If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque.

Tell me a joke What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

Tell me a joke How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton

Tell me a joke I got diarrhea while camping last weekend. Shit was in tents.

Tell me a joke Someone recently asked me, ""What blood type are you?"".. I said , ""The red runny type"".

Tell me a joke What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

Tell me a joke One thing that really annoys me is everything.

Tell me a joke What did the old man get for his birthday? Cancer.

Tell me a joke Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree.

Tell me a joke How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and expect the world to revolve around them.

Tell me a joke I was born disabled I couldn't walk, had no hair, couldn't talk, just laid there and shit myself....

Tell me a joke If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.

Tell me a joke They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going.

Tell me a joke A fun thing to yell at a magic show is ""BURN HIM, HE'S A WITCH""

Tell me a joke How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Tell me a joke Two things I will never grasp in life: 1. What to write in birthday cards. 2. What to do when people are singing happy birthday to me.

Tell me a joke Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap.

Tell me a joke What's brown and sticky A stick

Tell me a joke Sometimes I look out over the new construction in my city, old ground being dug up to make room for the new, and I think to myself: I really should have buried the bodies somewhere else.

Tell me a joke The fact that we're supposed to reuse a vagina after a mini human has crawled out of it kinda bums me out.

Tell me a joke Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions.

Tell me a joke At first notice, the word ""Diputseromneve"" looks quite ridiculous. However, if you read it backwards its even more stupid.

Tell me a joke What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet

Tell me a joke What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? Both say Please insert Bill.

Tell me a joke Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife.

Tell me a joke New laws Do not let your friends derive drunk.

Tell me a joke Do people who bring bikes on the subway know about riding bikes?

Tell me a joke I don't understand romantic movies, why waste all that time with the complicated, man-hating main character when her slut friend is cuter.

Tell me a joke What's the worst thing Willie Nelson can tell you while giving you a handjob? I'm not Willie Nelson

Tell me a joke What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire? A pumpkin!

Tell me a joke Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in.

Tell me a joke Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!

Tell me a joke If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They'll thank you later.

Tell me a joke Two guys are having sex with a nun. One guy looks at the other, ""what are you doing?"" ""nun, what about you?"" ""nun.""

Tell me a joke Stopped drinking coffee 3 days ago, and feel less and less addicted to caffeine with every new cup of my own pee.

Tell me a joke Q: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

Tell me a joke I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted.

Tell me a joke Reddit servers.

Tell me a joke [Blazing hot day] Don't forget to take a jacket, it might get cold. ~ My mom.

Tell me a joke What's brown and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Tell me a joke What does a five year old and a penis have in common? If it doesn't come when you tell it to, then just beat it harder. (I am so sorry)

Tell me a joke I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage... The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

Tell me a joke When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?

Tell me a joke Cows What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Donald Trump

Tell me a joke What do you call a person who hates fat people? Weighcist

Tell me a joke How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Foreskin divers

Tell me a joke Haram Two jews walk into a bar. NOT IN MY COUNTRY

Tell me a joke Why do midgets not wear tampons? They might trip on the string.

Tell me a joke My girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes So, my girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes and said, ""I want you to make me scream with only two fingers baby"".... so I poked her in the eyes.

Tell me a joke That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking.

Tell me a joke What did a constipated Watson tell Sherlock? No shit, Sherlock.

Tell me a joke When it comes to gun control, the first thing that should be banned are tee shirt cannons.

Tell me a joke I bet you haven't heard of this new movie Constipation... ...it hasn't come out yet.

Tell me a joke An Atheist Walks Into A Bar... An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus. The bartender looks at him and says ""Drinking alone again, I see...""

Tell me a joke Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit

Tell me a joke ""David you're late again!"" ""Sorry boss.."" [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] ""...traffic""