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Tell me a joke How do you throw a party in space? Planet. I'll show myself out.
Tell me a joke ""Two birds with one stone, how about all the birds"" God thinks, hurling an asteroid toward Earth
Tell me a joke An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket.
Tell me a joke In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you.
Tell me a joke i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes date: what about me? Hawaiian themed bathroom fire
Tell me a joke Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate.""
Tell me a joke No, I'm not telling my wife the reason we need a new blender is because I didn't remove the pit from the avocado, that's between us.
Tell me a joke Of course I don't hold grudges! I'm a woman, I carry them around in my designer purse everywhere I go.
Tell me a joke Why are Paris's streets lined with trees? German soldiers like to march in the shade.
Tell me a joke My boss turned round this morning and called me a ""bullshitter."" I'm not too worried about it though he didn't really.
Tell me a joke Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up: Tarzan: ""Who greased the vine?""
Tell me a joke The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd""
Tell me a joke (During sex) Pull my hair! No! Just the grey ones.
Tell me a joke I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?
Tell me a joke What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble? An instagator!
Tell me a joke Optimism I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist. I just don't have a whole lot to work with.
Tell me a joke Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!
Tell me a joke Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape.
Tell me a joke iPhone 8 Screen [REMOVED]
Tell me a joke Getting gold is like getting laid Most of us don't.
Tell me a joke Best Joke of all Time Civil Rights Act of 1866
Tell me a joke [working at Bed Bath & Beyond] ME: Hi there, may I help you? What are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Shower head. ME: Sir, please, we just met.
Tell me a joke [explain this joke] Phil Hartman ""what's the word on the street?"" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X2hqdOMxyM&t=9m34s different version http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0500148/quotes?item=qt0199251
Tell me a joke Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ Guess who's writing my take home exam ^^
Tell me a joke Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!
Tell me a joke The Pirate and the alphabet Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet? Because they spend years at sea.
Tell me a joke Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't I live just round the corner !
Tell me a joke A moderator is browsing /r/worldnews...
Tell me a joke What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in
Tell me a joke When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
Tell me a joke Serving weak coffee should be a criminal offense.
Tell me a joke Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers? Because they always riposte.
Tell me a joke How do you kill 10 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face.
Tell me a joke What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards.
Tell me a joke I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories.
Tell me a joke Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
Tell me a joke Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween? Because they're less bloody.
Tell me a joke Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. knee robs a gas station
Tell me a joke I can't figure out if I only date girls with self esteem issues because I'm ugly or because we have something in common
Tell me a joke My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.
Tell me a joke Steve Irwin lived the same way he died... With animals in his heart.
Tell me a joke Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed.
Tell me a joke Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . .
Tell me a joke What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!
Tell me a joke What's mostly red and has 2 legs? Half of a cat.
Tell me a joke What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?
Tell me a joke A human fart can be louder than a trombone I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
Tell me a joke The tampon aisle is a terrible place to pick up chicks.
Tell me a joke Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods is white people's real Twilight.
Tell me a joke What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh
Tell me a joke Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker.
Tell me a joke What is that the more you desire, the less you can get? Beautiful girls.
Tell me a joke It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
Tell me a joke I had a joke about bones... I cant remember the punchline but i remember it was really humerous
Tell me a joke Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors? Because they take everything, literally.
Tell me a joke ... Pichulamono123 , That's the joke.
Tell me a joke St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here
Tell me a joke What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
Tell me a joke According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly.
Tell me a joke Apparently, when they say 'black tie' they expect you to wear more than just a black tie. Like I'm a mind reader.
Tell me a joke I can tell everything I need to know about a person by how they cut their sandwich. Diagonal = normal Straight = serial killer No cut = dad
Tell me a joke My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know..
Tell me a joke What is red and crawls up your leg? An abortion with homesickness.
Tell me a joke Rick. Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one. He is never gonna give you Up.
Tell me a joke ""Well, he's Jack Frost now lol"" -Rose from Titanic, probably
Tell me a joke AlgeBron James is the best mathlete in the league
Tell me a joke Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#
Tell me a joke Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan? A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
Tell me a joke Remember not to laugh at your ex wife's choices. You were one of them.
Tell me a joke Heard a good joke from a patient today. (Xpost from /r/nursing) Two inmates standing around. One lets out a loud fart and the other says, ""Hey, that sounds about my size."" Had to share...
Tell me a joke If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
Tell me a joke ""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents
Tell me a joke There's 4 and a half inches of light snow outside ...or as most the men on Tinder would have me believe, 8 inches and really thick.
Tell me a joke What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream? Are you surebert?
Tell me a joke What's Charles Dickens's middle name? Deep
Tell me a joke When I see a person with facial tattoos, I also know that I will see them in handcuffs if I follow them around long enough.
Tell me a joke What has now become the least popular donut in Egypt De Plain! De Plain!
Tell me a joke Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language.
Tell me a joke How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.
Tell me a joke Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko.
Tell me a joke I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend. I'm constantly treading on eggshells. Which she also doesn't approve of.
Tell me a joke So I just got kicked out of the house... All I did was sleep with my stepdad's wife.
Tell me a joke If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention
Tell me a joke What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.
Tell me a joke School day Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Father: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!
Tell me a joke Asian stereotypes: Samsung, Sony, Sanyo.
Tell me a joke breathed a little air through my nose when thought of this http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3szbjn/
Tell me a joke Almost that time of year, again. Deer gun season, or as the deer call it, the annual holocaust.
Tell me a joke Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.
Tell me a joke If anyone's interested, I teach a little Web Browsing 101 course every time I talk to my mom ever.
Tell me a joke A dorito asks the doctor whether or not he's done the DNA test to his son yet.... The doctor responds, ""Yes, I'm afraid he's NACHO son.""
Tell me a joke I gonna rank you so low you gonna hafta take a rocketship to hell they gonna hafta build a fence around you, keep the ants from pissin on you you gonna hafta look up to look down
Tell me a joke My friend and his girlfriend are looking for a girl to have a three-way with... I told him to find someone whose parents are divorced. You want to find a girl who is comfortable ruining relationships.
Tell me a joke When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot.
Tell me a joke Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting.
Tell me a joke People ask me what it's like designing children's parks... It's all swings and roundabouts to be honest
Tell me a joke When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's ""art"" and ""music"" , but when I do it I'm ""wasted"" and ""have to leave the Hardware Store""
Tell me a joke Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn? Because he's alright alright alright.
Tell me a joke What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me.
Tell me a joke Wife: ok, you have free reign to decide on all household decisions today... Me: too shocked to move or decide anything...

Tell me a joke How do you throw a party in space? Planet. I'll show myself out.

Tell me a joke ""Two birds with one stone, how about all the birds"" God thinks, hurling an asteroid toward Earth

Tell me a joke An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket.

Tell me a joke In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you.

Tell me a joke i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes date: what about me? Hawaiian themed bathroom fire

Tell me a joke Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate.""

Tell me a joke No, I'm not telling my wife the reason we need a new blender is because I didn't remove the pit from the avocado, that's between us.

Tell me a joke Of course I don't hold grudges! I'm a woman, I carry them around in my designer purse everywhere I go.

Tell me a joke Why are Paris's streets lined with trees? German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Tell me a joke My boss turned round this morning and called me a ""bullshitter."" I'm not too worried about it though he didn't really.

Tell me a joke Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up: Tarzan: ""Who greased the vine?""

Tell me a joke The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd""

Tell me a joke (During sex) Pull my hair! No! Just the grey ones.

Tell me a joke I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?

Tell me a joke What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble? An instagator!

Tell me a joke Optimism I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist. I just don't have a whole lot to work with.

Tell me a joke Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!

Tell me a joke Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape.

Tell me a joke iPhone 8 Screen [REMOVED]

Tell me a joke Getting gold is like getting laid Most of us don't.

Tell me a joke Best Joke of all Time Civil Rights Act of 1866

Tell me a joke [working at Bed Bath & Beyond] ME: Hi there, may I help you? What are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Shower head. ME: Sir, please, we just met.

Tell me a joke [explain this joke] Phil Hartman ""what's the word on the street?"" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X2hqdOMxyM&t=9m34s different version http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0500148/quotes?item=qt0199251

Tell me a joke Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ Guess who's writing my take home exam ^^

Tell me a joke Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!

Tell me a joke The Pirate and the alphabet Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet? Because they spend years at sea.

Tell me a joke Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't I live just round the corner !

Tell me a joke A moderator is browsing /r/worldnews...

Tell me a joke What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in

Tell me a joke When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb

Tell me a joke Serving weak coffee should be a criminal offense.

Tell me a joke Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers? Because they always riposte.

Tell me a joke How do you kill 10 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face.

Tell me a joke What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards.

Tell me a joke I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories.

Tell me a joke Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

Tell me a joke Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween? Because they're less bloody.

Tell me a joke Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Tell me a joke I can't figure out if I only date girls with self esteem issues because I'm ugly or because we have something in common

Tell me a joke My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.

Tell me a joke Steve Irwin lived the same way he died... With animals in his heart.

Tell me a joke Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed.

Tell me a joke Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . .

Tell me a joke What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!

Tell me a joke What's mostly red and has 2 legs? Half of a cat.

Tell me a joke What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?

Tell me a joke A human fart can be louder than a trombone I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

Tell me a joke The tampon aisle is a terrible place to pick up chicks.

Tell me a joke Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods is white people's real Twilight.

Tell me a joke What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh

Tell me a joke Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker.

Tell me a joke What is that the more you desire, the less you can get? Beautiful girls.

Tell me a joke It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.

Tell me a joke I had a joke about bones... I cant remember the punchline but i remember it was really humerous

Tell me a joke Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors? Because they take everything, literally.

Tell me a joke ... Pichulamono123 , That's the joke.

Tell me a joke St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Tell me a joke What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

Tell me a joke According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly.

Tell me a joke Apparently, when they say 'black tie' they expect you to wear more than just a black tie. Like I'm a mind reader.

Tell me a joke I can tell everything I need to know about a person by how they cut their sandwich. Diagonal = normal Straight = serial killer No cut = dad

Tell me a joke My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know..

Tell me a joke What is red and crawls up your leg? An abortion with homesickness.

Tell me a joke Rick. Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one. He is never gonna give you Up.

Tell me a joke ""Well, he's Jack Frost now lol"" -Rose from Titanic, probably

Tell me a joke AlgeBron James is the best mathlete in the league

Tell me a joke Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#

Tell me a joke Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan? A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Tell me a joke Remember not to laugh at your ex wife's choices. You were one of them.

Tell me a joke Heard a good joke from a patient today. (Xpost from /r/nursing) Two inmates standing around. One lets out a loud fart and the other says, ""Hey, that sounds about my size."" Had to share...

Tell me a joke If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

Tell me a joke ""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents

Tell me a joke There's 4 and a half inches of light snow outside ...or as most the men on Tinder would have me believe, 8 inches and really thick.

Tell me a joke What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream? Are you surebert?

Tell me a joke What's Charles Dickens's middle name? Deep

Tell me a joke When I see a person with facial tattoos, I also know that I will see them in handcuffs if I follow them around long enough.

Tell me a joke What has now become the least popular donut in Egypt De Plain! De Plain!

Tell me a joke Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language.

Tell me a joke How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.

Tell me a joke Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko.

Tell me a joke I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend. I'm constantly treading on eggshells. Which she also doesn't approve of.

Tell me a joke So I just got kicked out of the house... All I did was sleep with my stepdad's wife.

Tell me a joke If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention

Tell me a joke What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.

Tell me a joke School day Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Father: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!

Tell me a joke Asian stereotypes: Samsung, Sony, Sanyo.

Tell me a joke breathed a little air through my nose when thought of this http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3szbjn/

Tell me a joke Almost that time of year, again. Deer gun season, or as the deer call it, the annual holocaust.

Tell me a joke Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.

Tell me a joke If anyone's interested, I teach a little Web Browsing 101 course every time I talk to my mom ever.

Tell me a joke A dorito asks the doctor whether or not he's done the DNA test to his son yet.... The doctor responds, ""Yes, I'm afraid he's NACHO son.""

Tell me a joke I gonna rank you so low you gonna hafta take a rocketship to hell they gonna hafta build a fence around you, keep the ants from pissin on you you gonna hafta look up to look down

Tell me a joke My friend and his girlfriend are looking for a girl to have a three-way with... I told him to find someone whose parents are divorced. You want to find a girl who is comfortable ruining relationships.

Tell me a joke When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot.

Tell me a joke Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting.

Tell me a joke People ask me what it's like designing children's parks... It's all swings and roundabouts to be honest

Tell me a joke When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's ""art"" and ""music"" , but when I do it I'm ""wasted"" and ""have to leave the Hardware Store""

Tell me a joke Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn? Because he's *alright alright alright*.

Tell me a joke What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me.

Tell me a joke Wife: ok, you have free reign to decide on all household decisions today... Me: *too shocked to move or decide anything...*