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Tell me a joke Got head from a Midget last night... I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion...
Tell me a joke Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pterodactyl is extinct.
Tell me a joke Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me.
Tell me a joke What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman.
Tell me a joke I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with ""Why did you save my number?""
Tell me a joke I once saw a real bear in the wild and said ""Aww, look at him!"" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.
Tell me a joke Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the ""intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist"" wing of the Democratic Party.
Tell me a joke Kylo Ren/Ben Solo got a head start with completing his comic book collection he's already got all the daddy issues
Tell me a joke [dinner party] host clinks glass ""Everyone we're having a baby""! whispers to other guest ""Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian.""
Tell me a joke Girl are you a mathematician? 'Cause you turn my quadratic parabola into a linear straight line.
Tell me a joke What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice
Tell me a joke How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool.
Tell me a joke Twitter: where strangers will explain your joke back to you.
Tell me a joke Went out dressed as a chicken last night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg and a life-long question was answered... Turns out, it was the chicken!
Tell me a joke I need some Asian jokes As an Asian American I have never had the satisfaction of ever hearing an Asian joke that was anything but mediocre. I JUST WANNA BE OFFENDED GOD DAMN IT!
Tell me a joke What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea.
Tell me a joke I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer
Tell me a joke What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer? Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
Tell me a joke Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Tell me a joke A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish.
Tell me a joke I spent all day yesterday putting my old watches together to make a belt. When I finally finished I realized it was just a huge waste of time.
Tell me a joke If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
Tell me a joke Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? 'Cause you get triggered from the smallest of things
Tell me a joke Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. Classic from ""What About Bob""
Tell me a joke 1816: a grizzly bear ate my mom as she fetched drinking water. 1916: I'm in a muddy trench, bleeding internally. 2016: IM OFFENDED!
Tell me a joke How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot.
Tell me a joke Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!""
Tell me a joke Feed your kids soup for dinner, so you can sit at the table for 47 minutes and listening to slurping.
Tell me a joke ""You know what they say about blind prostitutes?"" ...""You've really got to hand it to them."" -Fred Willard
Tell me a joke Writing with a dull pencil is pointless...
Tell me a joke What type structural support do you make out of phone books? A call-em
Tell me a joke A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon.""
Tell me a joke My bathroom smells like somebody just took a shit when I walked out of it.
Tell me a joke Q. What do accountants use for birth-control? A. Their personalities.
Tell me a joke A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation
Tell me a joke Why was Hitler late for work? He tried driving a new route to work, but instead of taking the second left, he took the third reich.
Tell me a joke walks into confessional, closes door and sits down Me: Alright. Look alive over there, Father, I've had a pretty wild week...
Tell me a joke I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock.
Tell me a joke Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have
Tell me a joke Wife: ""I've made the chicken soup"" ""Thank god for that. I thought we had to eat it!""
Tell me a joke How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake.
Tell me a joke ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo.""
Tell me a joke Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost.
Tell me a joke What's up with these strippers not taking my singles??? They must not like Kraft
Tell me a joke Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He got a battery charge.
Tell me a joke If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone
Tell me a joke Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too. They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan
Tell me a joke Q: Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach? A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
Tell me a joke SHAME ON YOU LOT for showing newby tweeters bad behaviour this weekend ring ring ME: Hello FRIEND: Nat. Why is my son saying the F Word?
Tell me a joke Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!
Tell me a joke I knew you would come crawling back to me. Shut up and give me back the wheelchair.
Tell me a joke accidentally added a ""z"" to the end of the word ""think"" in a text and suddenly my jeans are sagging below my ass and i have 3 chains on
Tell me a joke What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
Tell me a joke How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan
Tell me a joke Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large.
Tell me a joke i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash
Tell me a joke Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Tell me a joke if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins? ""lol im OWNING all these bees"" i say as i put my face in the beehive
Tell me a joke Is that a banana in your pocket or have you been lying about your name being Amy?
Tell me a joke CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege
Tell me a joke Sorry Amanda. There will be no second date. First off, the plural of shrimp IS shrimp. Not shrimps. Also it's pronounced sammon, not sallman
Tell me a joke Facts and science no longer matter. Remember the Renaissance? This era is the opposite of that.
Tell me a joke How does Disney decide who needs pants and who doesn't?
Tell me a joke My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!
Tell me a joke If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
Tell me a joke What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls? Parker gets paid for his selfies.
Tell me a joke An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room.
Tell me a joke Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind it's pointless.
Tell me a joke Two economists fall into a hole they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder.
Tell me a joke I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust.
Tell me a joke Teacher: Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
Tell me a joke Confidence? Oh yeah I've heard of that. It comes in a bottle and you have to be 21 to buy it.
Tell me a joke I hate East German Cars I mean, the Trabant was a load of old pants.
Tell me a joke What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do? Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Tell me a joke Archaeologists digging in Egypt discovered a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Nuts Experts believe it to be a Pharaoh Roche
Tell me a joke I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself.
Tell me a joke requests Uber climbs in backseat Uber driver: ""Where to?"" Me: ""oh, nowhere. I just don't like to change my diaper in the street.""
Tell me a joke What was Ghandi? Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis
Tell me a joke My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died. I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast.
Tell me a joke What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
Tell me a joke The longest relationship I had was 10 days. Then she deflated.
Tell me a joke NFL catch rules are absurd. ""Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete.""
Tell me a joke A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest. The boy says to the man ""I'm scared."" The man says, ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!""
Tell me a joke Cop wives... Fuck the police.
Tell me a joke Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is
Tell me a joke Reddit is like internet porn... I've seen the top scoring entries of all categories up to page 20.
Tell me a joke What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear.
Tell me a joke I'm not fat! My DNA's just bold font.
Tell me a joke Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses
Tell me a joke The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy. I need to quit making rash decisions.
Tell me a joke Why do black people like to ""whip"" when dancing? Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out
Tell me a joke How did the hipster drown? By swimming in the main stream.
Tell me a joke How do I tell a man he loves me?
Tell me a joke One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First! We'll rob the other countries later.
Tell me a joke KNOCK KNOCK ""I am already owning one.""
Tell me a joke Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters? Because they're dead.
Tell me a joke How do I know thieves are bad kissers? Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Tell me a joke We don't need a girlfriend... Our assignments irritates us everyday... that's enough!!
Tell me a joke If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new
Tell me a joke Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake? Sheet cake.

Tell me a joke Got head from a Midget last night... I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion...

Tell me a joke Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pterodactyl is extinct.

Tell me a joke Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me.

Tell me a joke What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman.

Tell me a joke I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with ""Why did you save my number?""

Tell me a joke I once saw a real bear in the wild and said ""Aww, look at him!"" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.

Tell me a joke Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the ""intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist"" wing of the Democratic Party.

Tell me a joke Kylo Ren/Ben Solo got a head start with completing his comic book collection he's already got all the daddy issues

Tell me a joke [dinner party] *host clinks glass* ""Everyone we're having a baby""! *whispers to other guest* ""Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian.""

Tell me a joke Girl are you a mathematician? 'Cause you turn my quadratic parabola into a linear straight line.

Tell me a joke What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice

Tell me a joke How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool.

Tell me a joke Twitter: where strangers will explain your joke back to you.

Tell me a joke Went out dressed as a chicken last night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg and a life-long question was answered... Turns out, it was the chicken!

Tell me a joke I need some Asian jokes As an Asian American I have never had the satisfaction of ever hearing an Asian joke that was anything but mediocre. I JUST WANNA BE OFFENDED GOD DAMN IT!

Tell me a joke What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea.

Tell me a joke I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer

Tell me a joke What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer? Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

Tell me a joke Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Tell me a joke A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish.

Tell me a joke I spent all day yesterday putting my old watches together to make a belt. When I finally finished I realized it was just a huge waste of time.

Tell me a joke If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.

Tell me a joke Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? 'Cause you get triggered from the smallest of things

Tell me a joke Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. Classic from ""What About Bob""

Tell me a joke 1816: a grizzly bear ate my mom as she fetched drinking water. 1916: I'm in a muddy trench, bleeding internally. 2016: IM OFFENDED!

Tell me a joke How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot.

Tell me a joke Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!""

Tell me a joke Feed your kids soup for dinner, so you can sit at the table for 47 minutes and listening to slurping.

Tell me a joke ""You know what they say about blind prostitutes?"" ...""You've really got to hand it to them."" -Fred Willard

Tell me a joke Writing with a dull pencil is pointless...

Tell me a joke What type structural support do you make out of phone books? A call-em

Tell me a joke A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon.""

Tell me a joke My bathroom smells like somebody just took a shit when I walked out of it.

Tell me a joke Q. What do accountants use for birth-control? A. Their personalities.

Tell me a joke A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation

Tell me a joke Why was Hitler late for work? He tried driving a new route to work, but instead of taking the second left, he took the third reich.

Tell me a joke *walks into confessional, closes door and sits down* Me: Alright. Look alive over there, Father, I've had a pretty wild week...

Tell me a joke I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock.

Tell me a joke Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have

Tell me a joke Wife: ""I've made the chicken soup"" ""Thank god for that. I thought we had to eat it!""

Tell me a joke How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake.

Tell me a joke ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo.""

Tell me a joke Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost.

Tell me a joke What's up with these strippers not taking my singles??? They must not like Kraft

Tell me a joke Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He got a battery charge.

Tell me a joke If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone

Tell me a joke Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too. They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan

Tell me a joke Q: Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach? A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Tell me a joke SHAME ON YOU LOT for showing newby tweeters bad behaviour this weekend *ring ring* ME: Hello FRIEND: Nat. Why is my son saying the F Word?

Tell me a joke Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!

Tell me a joke I knew you would come crawling back to me. Shut up and give me back the wheelchair.

Tell me a joke accidentally added a ""z"" to the end of the word ""think"" in a text and suddenly my jeans are sagging below my ass and i have 3 chains on

Tell me a joke What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!

Tell me a joke How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan

Tell me a joke Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large.

Tell me a joke i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

Tell me a joke Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

Tell me a joke if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins? ""lol im OWNING all these bees"" i say as i put my face in the beehive

Tell me a joke Is that a banana in your pocket or have you been lying about your name being Amy?

Tell me a joke CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege

Tell me a joke Sorry Amanda. There will be no second date. First off, the plural of shrimp IS shrimp. Not shrimps. Also it's pronounced sammon, not sallman

Tell me a joke Facts and science no longer matter. Remember the Renaissance? This era is the opposite of that.

Tell me a joke How does Disney decide who needs pants and who doesn't?

Tell me a joke My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!

Tell me a joke If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.

Tell me a joke What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls? Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Tell me a joke An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room.

Tell me a joke Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind it's pointless.

Tell me a joke Two economists fall into a hole they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder.

Tell me a joke I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust.

Tell me a joke Teacher: Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!

Tell me a joke Confidence? Oh yeah I've heard of that. It comes in a bottle and you have to be 21 to buy it.

Tell me a joke I hate East German Cars I mean, the Trabant was a load of old pants.

Tell me a joke What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do? Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Tell me a joke Archaeologists digging in Egypt discovered a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Nuts Experts believe it to be a Pharaoh Roche

Tell me a joke I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself.

Tell me a joke *requests Uber* *climbs in backseat* Uber driver: ""Where to?"" Me: ""oh, nowhere. I just don't like to change my diaper in the street.""

Tell me a joke What was Ghandi? Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis

Tell me a joke My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died. I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast.

Tell me a joke What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

Tell me a joke The longest relationship I had was 10 days. Then she deflated.

Tell me a joke NFL catch rules are absurd. ""Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete.""

Tell me a joke A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest. The boy says to the man ""I'm scared."" The man says, ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!""

Tell me a joke Cop wives... Fuck the police.

Tell me a joke Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is

Tell me a joke Reddit is like internet porn... I've seen the top scoring entries of all categories up to page 20.

Tell me a joke What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear.

Tell me a joke I'm not fat! My DNA's just bold font.

Tell me a joke Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses

Tell me a joke The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy. I need to quit making rash decisions.

Tell me a joke Why do black people like to ""whip"" when dancing? Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out

Tell me a joke How did the hipster drown? By swimming in the main stream.

Tell me a joke How do I tell a man he loves me?

Tell me a joke One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First! We'll rob the other countries later.

Tell me a joke KNOCK KNOCK ""I am already owning one.""

Tell me a joke Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters? Because they're dead.

Tell me a joke How do I know thieves are bad kissers? Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Tell me a joke We don't need a girlfriend... Our assignments irritates us everyday... that's enough!!

Tell me a joke If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new

Tell me a joke Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake? Sheet cake.