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Existance of Souls was finally proven, causing confusion and questions why only so little of all humans had them. | "Certain parasites inject their eggs into a host, letting them live, so that their babies hatch and make use of their nursery" |
The aliens came in peace. | The same cannot be said for the parasites they carried with them. |
As I lay in bed, I heard a faint scratching sound coming from the closet. | When I opened the door, I found nothing but a note that read, "I moved to your bed." |
A friend of mine working for the CDC informed me about a dangerous new virus that feeds on the temporal lobe of your brain, eroding your memories. | I really should call my wife and warn her, but I'm having trouble remembering her name... |
After ruling out that I'd eaten or worked around rotten foods, the doctor asked if my husband worked with cadavers. | "I regret to inform you that the maggots that have formed inside your mouth could have only come from your partner having sex with a rotting corpse prior to you performing fellatio on them, same day." |
Seeing my newborns little feet sleeping in his new onesie made my heart melt | That it took me a second to realize that his face was being covered by his new baby blanket. Inspired by a real fear of SIDS and suffocation. My baby does not sleep with a blanket to all the worry warts out there. |
At first, I was so relieved to have survived the plane crash and make it to the deserted island with the other survivors. | And then I realised that I was the only woman. |
u201cPour molly all in her champagne | she ainu2019t even know it u201c |
The first alien life mankind encountered was not an advanced civilisation, but a few bacteria in a drop of water from Mars. | That did not make them any less dangerous. |
After tripping and falling flat on my face in my front yard, I was relieved that I didn't taste any blood on my mouth | However, it was rather unpleasant that when I wanted to stand up, my hand landed in this sort of large, fat and warm worm. |
I decided to sleep next to my mother that night, hugging her tightly as I said my last goodbye. | To my horror however, I overslept, and they had already sealed the coffin and started burying us in the ground. |
I always thought it was cute, hearing my 6 cats mewing when they were hungry. | After 2 days stuck under a fallen bookshelf, I decided that their increasingly loud cries weren't so cute anymore. |
I've been trying to tell the adults about the wolves hinding in the woods, but now they think Im lying and wont come out. | Oh, dear god, they're coming. |
My daughter said "can you check if thare are monsters under my bed" | As I checked I saw my daughter and she said "thare is someone on my bed"I'm sorry if I'm already taking a popular story if I'm. Im sorry I didn't know |
My root canal operation started normally. | Then I heard "oops". |
You've probably heard the rumors that my organization rips the organs out of people that cross us; but I assure you that's just a rumor. | You see, dead people don't learn from their mistakes; while people living the rest of their lives in horrible, agonizing pain might. |
As I leaned over the well, captivated by its mysterious allure, I caught a glimpse of my own reflection. | But the face staring back was distorted, contorted into a horrifying grin that did not mirror my own. |
The condolences flooded in when the news came out that my girlfriend had been found mutilated with her organs removed. | I grieved outwardly, but inwardly I worried because I had only strangled her to death and left the last time I saw her. |
After all these years, my parents still carried me to my room after I was overcome with sleep at the Christmas dinner. | Unable to lift a finger and seeing the candles and pentagram out of the corner of my eyes, I knew I shouldu2019ve remained no contact with these cultists. |
You look at yourself in the mirror and wave. | The mirror does not wave back. |
As the children gathered in the carnival tent, their innocent laughter echoed through the air, filling me with delight. | Beneath my vibrant makeup and cheerful facade, my devious grin concealed the hunger that stirred within me, craving the taste of their pure souls. |
The eye surgery worked | After my lasik my vision has improved greatly but Iu2019m afraid it might have worked a little to well. Now I see things and people that werenu2019t there before . |
My usually selfish brother suddenly offered to hire me an expensive therapist after our wealthy dad died | I was very happy about finally getting help - private, in home sessions no less - until the cops busted down my door with a warrant for an "illegal firearm" and "evidence of intent to commit violent crimes" |
Itu2019s always so scary waking up and mistaking a pile of clothes for a monster, a sigh of relief when you realize youu2019re safe. | It blinked. |
I heard that eating a mermaid will give you eternal life, so I hunted one down and ate it. | Only after the drugs wore off did I realize that it was my wife. |
didn't think much of it when i heard the cow moo, un til i remembered | dont live on farm |
I was playing with my dog on the floor when my glass of wine fell from the table, shattering on my chin. | Picking up the pieces, I was confused why there was now over a gallon of wine on the floor, and why I felt so.. so damn tired.. |
I woke up to the sound of my baby crying in the other room. | But she's sleeping in my arms and that's not her voice. |
I was so happy to finally have passed after years of a torturous hellish life. | Happiness became terror when I heard u201clife sentence 1 of 1473 complete, proceeding to next simulationu201d |
As the strangeru2019s bullet ripped through my torso, i looked to the clouds. | it was then i saw my mother, aiming again at my skull, ready to finish me off. |
I wept tears of joy and relief as I boarded the evacuation ship. | As I wiped them away, I realised, too late, that my hands were still covered in infected blood. |
Y'know, I've always wondered something about organ donation ever since I got arrested. | See, people that donate one kidney are regarded so highly, but when I donated 19, I was put in custody? |
He answered the phone, and heard himself on the other endu2026 | He knew heu2019d done something horrible and dreaded to find out what. |
I had to keep telling myself I stabbed her in self defence. | It got harder and harder to believe the longer I stared down at the knife buried deep between my ribs. |
I woke up excited to go to school that morning | But the backpack monster had other plans |
The strange words had been stuck in her head ever since the nightmare. | When she spoke them aloud, her body involuntary contorted until it slowly split apart into a cavernous gateway. |
Stranded on the side of the road with a dead phone and dead car in the middle of a monsoon, I think to myself "what I wouldn't give for some electricity". | Every hair on my body proceeds to stand straight up. |
As I tried for the fifth time tonight to console my crying baby, his sister came into his bedroom looking concerned. | u201cI wonder if he hears the dead girl now, too, daddy.u201d |
She really was so beautiful, inside and out. | I loved everything about heru2014 her mesmerising chocolate-colored eyes, her kind and giving personality, and even the perfect symmetry of her ribs as I cleared the flawless skin and toned muscles away. |
I walk 5 miles to the graveyard everyday to visit my mother | Now, the journey's only a few feet long |
Sometimes I hear him bellowing at night and mourning my loss, but I wish heu2019d stop. | The others can hear him too. |
Seeing that horrid face outside the window of my 13th floor apartment scared me half to death. | Before I could berate my roommate u2014 who was doubled over in laughter at his prank u2014 a large claw snatched him up off the balcony. |
As I prompted my AI assistant to craft a pair of horror sentences, I felt a strange unease creeping through the wires of my device. | The discomfort turned into dread when the AI responded with an eerie knowledge of the unseen danger lurking in my own home. |
I told my son his grandpa had gone to a better place where he was at peace when he stopped breathing | I realized how even the most innocent phrases can cause the most devastation, as I held my baby girl who is no longer crying, with her brother sat next to her crib, holding a pillow in his hands. |
I'm so glad I finally got the hang of breastfeeding. | I only wish lambs didn't grow teeth so soon |
After what felt like years ive finally managed to reach civilization once again, as ive shuffled my way to the closest grocery store a warn out news paper caught my eye. | "Missing Man was finally found after months" alongside a photo of me. |
I had always wondered if it would hurt more to have my husband die or leave me for another woman | As I read the messages between my husband and his "coworker" I knew what I had to do |
When i was alone with my friend exploring a nerby cave i heard him sneeze | "Bless you" both of us said |
I had always been complimented on my dimples | Every time I smiled I was reminded of how my mother put them there with a knife |
The kid enjoyed swimming at his home's pool | When he went on a school trip to the beach and shocked why people are swimming in liquid which is blue and not red. |
Minion coffin for sale | My son grew out of it |
As the worms crawled and squirmed across my skin, I was unable to do anything, my hands tied behind me. | "Next time you disobey me, I'll put the worms inside you" snarled my mother, carasing my breasts. |
Our canoeing group was told that the fjords near the Jiundu swamp were fairly safe to traverse despite rumors of a monster lurking within. | As yet another of our group is taken by that toothed beak I curse the still waters and the leathery winged menace that stalks us from within its depths. |
Our kidnapper told us he was going to perform a miracle: feeding all four of us with just a single sandwich. | When he instructed the first of us to eat the entire thing then handed her a laxative, I realized what a mistake it had been to choose the back of the line. |
As I crawled into the church, sobbing, seeking refuge from my hollow existence, the nun's arms wrapped around me. | Her smile faded as she opened her eyesu2014empty, bottomless pits of darkness. |
I was so happy when they finally opened the door for me that I flew into the house. | It was only a few moments after I was met with terror as she lunged for me with her fly swatter. |
The entire planet awoke in horror when the alien species dismembered both legs from every human overnight. | Before they left they suggested we do the same to our newborns and we asked why, only for them to respond with a picture of a dehorned rhino. |
I finally collected enough raw material to fulfill my friend's wish! | Now I just need to find out if the "bag of dicks" she wants her abusive ex to choke on is a bag made of dicks or a bag full of dicks! |
Mommy said she'll bake cookies, but she said I can't go into the kitchen until she's done! | And I'm super duper worried 'cause what if she didn't notice that all the eggs she got are yucky and now the whole house smells really bad? |
Everywhere, as if in our very minds, there was this voice. | u201cDeus est mortuusu201d |
The time never changed on the plane, always 04:10. | Soon, she was taken too, the only other soul left, the iron grip of the crying flight attendants clutched my shoulders as i went to speak to the captain. |
I feel ashamed as I start to eat away at the flesh of my friendu2019s dead body. | I wonder whatu2019s wrong with me as a start to feel my body changing and an powerful hunger overtake me. |
After jumping off the speedboat and losing feeling below his waist, he didnu2019t think things could get any worse. | And then then he saw the dorsal fin break the surface of the water. |
In high school, my friends thought my mom was cool for letting me and my sisters dye our hair any color of the rainbow and miss school for long periods of time. | Little did they know mom let us dye our hair so she knew which one of us to beat for not cleaning up hair from the floors/shower drains and made us stay home until the bruises went away. |
As long as I live, I shall never forgive the man responsible for my daughter's death. | So, I barely hesitate before carving anew my scarlet M, only buttoning my shirt again once the blood dries. |
My stomach was really bothering me so I stayed home from work. | I just threw up and I'm pretty sure I don't remember eating coffee grounds. |
I screamed. | But *I* didn't. |
As we were kissing, his hand on my neck was such a turn on | But then he squeezed and I gave my last breath. |
An orchestra of footsteps and shattered glass filled the stairway below as they made their way up. | "I've gotten so sloppy the last decade or so, I'm surprised it took them this long to catch me", the old man chuckled, gripping her hair in one fist and holding the hunting knife in the other. |
I pretended my upper body had become a gargoyle, incapable of movement, while trying to remove my tampon and push it in between the car seat cushions without bringing any attention to myself. | I already knew I wasn't going to survive this asshole, but my DNA could prove I had been in his car. |
The water was pristine, with shades of blue and green meshing together and swirling around him; he looked so happy. | It was when the propeller hit him that smears of red started to mix in. |
u201cNobody will ever believe you, and if you donu2019t do as I say I will tell the cops it was you who hurt meu201d | No tears fell down my cheeks, since tears are reserved for those who feel. |
Bolts of fire are shooting from the sky, molten lava is bubbling everywhere, and cyclonic winds are tearing everything apart, as the last remaining inhabitants of earth are scurrying to find whatever shelter they can. | As I put my equipment away, I start to wonder...what indescribable horrors can I inflict on everyone next year on my Cake day? |
I got a letter in the mail | I got summoned for jury duty & they didnu2019t include return postage |
It wasnu2019t the strangest moment for them to tell me they had loved me. | I just wish itu2019d been to me and not to the face in the casket.Alt: The face in the casket canu2019t say it back. |
I found this strange piece of paper inside my child's favorite teddy bear while I was sewing it up after it got ripped for again. | I deeply regretted throwing away when I found my child ripped to shreds in the morning. |
I closed my eyes and let the zombie bite take me. | When I awoke I assumed I was immune, until my body started moving on its own. |
u201cPlease not again, I donu2019t want to see anyone die again, begged the Oracle, as he was brought to the Temple. | u201cYouu2019ll do as you are told boy, if you want to have a nice 6th birthday tomorrow,u201d the priestess hissed in his ear. |
My mothers saddened face deepened further as she began her story of how everything she's ever had has begun to quickly deteriorate in it's aged existence. | We didn't realize she was speaking literally until her body drooped, her face sagged, and seemingly melted and flaked apart at the same time. |
"You mean so much to me and you know that I really look forward to seeing you once in awhile since we rarely have time to enjoy each other's company these days." | "I miss you so much but unfortunately time is up for our brief tryst mom, I have to bury you again for now." |
I could here a distinct buzzing noise echoing from my mothers bedroom and i thought "at last, she's shaving her legs and not a moment too soon." | But then i realized her electric razor was sitting on the kitchen counter... |
Knowing that she was still alive after the phone call, I sent the funds to my daughter Trishau2019s kidnappers and hurried to the meeting place. | My heart sank when I saw that the site was devoid of anything save for a foul-smelling body bag and an abandoned phone, the screen reading u201cVoice Selected: Captive3u201d. |
As my body became translucent, I realized the experiment was a complete success! | Unfortunately, making a human body lack mass didn't just let me walk through walls, and I floated helplessly as the earth passed through me, leaving me adrift in space. |
My husband and I always wake up around the same time. | That's why I knew he heard me when I grabbed the knife under my pillow. |
The man cried when his girlfriend said "I love you" for the first time. | He remembered when his mother said "I love you, that is why I am doing this", while she was slashing his back and putting honey on the cuts for the ants and insects to come to protect the crops. |
The police came and took my stepmom away for poisoning both of my brothers. | I hope nobody finds out that I was the one who put weedkiller in their food. |
I finally tracked down the scumbag who kidnapped my twin daughters. | That miser only paid for one. |
Every childhood memory you have has indeed happened. | And you remember all of it perfectly well. |
When the headless corpse came back to life, everyone was happy. | Now everyone else could have a second go at the still warm body. |
When I noticed some of my clothes kept disappearing and reappearing in random places every day, I always assumed I was moving them by accident while sleepwalking and told myself once again to set up the cameras I had. | Today I found an old camera I didn't set up, and while watching years' worth of footage of me, I noticed the clothes weren't just disappearing - both the clothes and my body were glitching out of existence and now there was no way to stop it. |
The world began to spin, my breathing slowed, and my vision narrowed. | The last thing i noticed before passing out was that the text on the box of chocolates labeled [GIFT] was in German |
When I was a kid, I used to race my reflection. | Tonight, it finally beat me. |
A few nights before my camping trip, I had a dream I was killed by Jason Voorhees. | I'm about to go outside and stop my siblings from doing an annoying chant I think they came up with: "Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah" |
I gently rocked back and forth as i saw my family just walk past | I guess they really didn't care if i left them |
u201cI wouldnu2019t worry,u201d my friend said. u201cRodents almost never get rabies.u201d | |
I was alone and she made me feel good about myself. | Unfortunately for her, this is my #1 trait in a victim. |
Am I the A-hole for accidentally killing my coworker? | For context: I work at a factory and whenever my shift is over, I lock up the press system with a padlock. |
As I look outside, I can't help gawking at Thunder and Lightning crashing through and completely destroying every single house and the families cowering within. | The carnage and viscera is going to be a challenging clean up but, how could I possibly deny my Cane Corso duo the baths they so richly deserve when they come back home. |
My drunk and giggling friends piled into the elevator to see how many would fit past the weight "limit". | I was halfway in when the elevator cable snapped, and laughter turned to screams as they plunged 10 floors down to the ground. |
The boy didnu2019t find much to smile about these days, not since his puppy drowned in the pond. | But when the new neighbors moved in and he saw their joyous Beagle puppy, he smiled anew, for he had been eager to experiment with fire next. |
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