Apekshik Panigrahi
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torch version incompatibility so changed it to 1.8.1. Also added datasets to fine tune with.
Browse files- jokes.csv +89 -0
- not_jokes.csv +32 -0
- requirements.txt +1 -1
- test_jokes.csv +23 -0
jokes.csv
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joke|label
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What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany and pizza? The p is silent.|humorous
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Why is it unknown how pterodactyls urinate, especially during flight?|humorous
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow his fresh prints.|humorous
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Remember, you can't spell Valentine's Day without Anal Destiny.|humorous
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Happy try not to jump off a bridge day!|humorous
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My dad has a heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.|humorous
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Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork. But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane.|humorous
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I wanted to buy an Audi. But I can't A4'd it.|humorous
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What are minorities? Lesser people.|humorous
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Did you hear that Donald Trump is technically a plant? Because all of his cells have built a wall.|humorous
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What is the king of all school supplies? The Ruler.|humorous
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Why did the producers of 007 films use government debt to fund their newest film? Because interest in the Bond is so low.|humorous
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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the Bomb twice before she gets the Message.|humorous
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Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on its mouse.|humorous
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There are two types of people: The ones who bang on the wall, And the ones who bang on the wall because I'm banging my girlfriend on the wall.|humorous
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I feel so bad for the necrophiliac's sister. She died a virgin but she sure wasn't buried one.|humorous
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What's the difference between you and a Calendar? A Calendar has a date on Valentine's day.|humorous
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I hear the Mexicans are planning an attack on America. Don't worry, we have our Trump card.|humorous
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What are the two most common names of Mexican fire-fighter? José and Hose B.|humorous
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Recipe idea: rosemary and thyme lamb, without the thyme. I give you, 'The Lamb That Thyme Forgot'|humorous
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Roses are red. Cacti are thorny. I just can't help that. You make me horny.|humorous
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These reports of a major snowstorm hitting the Northeast don't concern me. It's all just flake news.|humorous
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What does a woman say after having 3 orgasms in a row? Yeah, I figured you wouldn't know.|humorous
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What part of the house got busted for drugs? The attic.|humorous
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Manager: So do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: Well, you could say I bring a lot to the table.|humorous
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An optometrist asks a woman out on a date. I have a couple of ideas: 1: Dinner 2: Movies. 1 or 2? 1.. 2..? 1..... or 2?|humorous
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender sighs and says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything!'|humorous
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian.|humorous
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Scientists have been trying to talk to dolphins for years. One day it just clicked.|humorous
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What's long and hard and full of semen? A Submarine.|humorous
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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his/her door? He/she wanted to win the no-bell prize.|humorous
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.|humorous
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.|humorous
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.|humorous
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.|humorous
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Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.|humorous
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.|humorous
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My dog can do magic tricks. It's a labracadabrador.|humorous
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Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.|humorous
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I would tell a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.|humorous
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Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.|humorous
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.|humorous
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.|humorous
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.|humorous
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I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.|humorous
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.|humorous
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.|humorous
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.|humorous
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I'm reading a book on the history of glue – can't put it down.|humorous
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.|humorous
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Why don’t we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.|humorous
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.|humorous
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.|humorous
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.|humorous
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.|humorous
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I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.|humorous
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I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.|humorous
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.|humorous
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.|humorous
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.|humorous
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.|humorous
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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.|humorous
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Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.|humorous
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Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'? Because every play has a cast.|humorous
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Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, 'What’s the word on the street?'|humorous
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How do you organize a space party? You planet.|humorous
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.|humorous
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.|humorous
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.|humorous
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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.|humorous
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Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.|humorous
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!|humorous
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Why don't we write jokes about pizza? They’re too cheesy.|humorous
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.|humorous
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What did one wall say to the other wall? 'I’ll meet you at the corner.'|humorous
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.|humorous
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Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!|humorous
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.|humorous
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I told my suitcases there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.|humorous
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.|humorous
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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.|humorous
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.|humorous
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I would tell a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.|humorous
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.|humorous
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.|humorous
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.|humorous
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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.|humorous
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.|humorous
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not_jokes.csv
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What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany and pizza? The moon wears polka dots.|not humorous
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Why is it unknown how pterodactyls urinate, especially during flight, when unicorns sing salsa underwater?|not humorous
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? He leads to a library of invisible dictionaries.|not humorous
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Remember, you can't spell Valentine's Day without Nasal Destiny.|not humorous
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Happy try not to jump off a bridge day! Celebrate by wearing shoes made of transparent pancakes.|not humorous
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My dad has a heart of a lion... where the kangaroos recite Shakespeare in Martian accents.|not humorous
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Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork. But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane made of jigsaw puzzle pieces.|not humorous
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I wanted to buy an Audi. But I can't because it's filled with dancing penguins playing saxophones.|not humorous
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What are minorities? Greater people.|not humorous
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Did you hear that Donald Trump is technically a plant? Because all of his cells have broken down a wall|not humorous
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What is the king of all school supplies? The Ruler, who rules the land of talking staplers and flying erasers.|not humorous
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Why did the producers of 007 films use government debt to fund their newest film? Because interest in the Bond is so low, it's measured in giggles per rubber duck.|not humorous
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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the Bomb twice before she gets the Message, which is written in invisible ink.|not humorous
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Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on its mouse, and it started singing opera in binary code.|not humorous
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There are two types of people: The ones who bang on the wall, And the ones who bang on the wall because I'm banging my girlfriend on the wall, while a group of penguins tap dance on the ceiling.|not humorous
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I feel so bad for the necrophiliac's sister. She died a virgin but she sure wasn't buried one, as she became a professional cloud surfer.|not humorous
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What's the difference between you and a Calendar? A Calendar has a date on Valentine's day, but you have an appointment with a talking penguin on Pancake Island.|not humorous
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I hear the Mexicans are planning an attack on America. Don't worry, we have our Trump card, which is a deck of cards made of invisible jellybeans.|not humorous
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What are the two most common names of Mexican fire-fighter? José and Hose B., who fight fires with water balloons filled with confetti.|not humorous
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Recipe idea: rosemary and thyme lamb, without the thyme. I give you, 'The Lamb That Thyme Forgot', a dish made of invisible ingredients.|not humorous
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Roses are red. Cacti are thorny. I just can't help that. You make me horny, like a squirrel on a unicycle.|not humorous
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These reports of a major snowstorm hitting the Northeast don't concern me. It's all just flake news, delivered by talking snowflakes.|not humorous
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What does a woman say after having 3 orgasms in a row? Yeah, I figured you wouldn't know, as she starts reciting the digits of pi in Martian.|not humorous
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What part of the house got busted for drugs? The attic, where the dust bunnies hold secret disco parties.|not humorous
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Manager: So do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: Well, you could say I bring a lot to the table, like invisible kangaroos playing chess.|not humorous
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An optometrist asks a woman out on a date. I have a couple of ideas: 1: Dinner 2: Movies. 1 or 2? 1.. 2..? 1..... or 2? Let's meet on the moon for sandwich sculpting lessons.|not humorous
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender sighs and says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything!' Especially don't start a tap dance battle with the holographic walruses.|not humorous
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian, plus a talking pineapple and a sombrero-wearing penguin.|not humorous
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Scientists have been trying to talk to dolphins for years. One day it just clicked, and the dolphins started teaching calculus to the seagulls.|not humorous
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What's long and hard and full of semen? A Submarine made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.|not humorous
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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his/her door? He/she wanted to win the no-bell prize, which includes a lifetime supply of invisible ice cream.|not humorous
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requirements.txt
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Why did Michael Brown cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.|humorous
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I'm an avid supporter of the Flat Earth Society! I always have heated debate about it with my friend residing in the other hemisphere.|humorous
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I took ribeye to the top of Everest... The steaks could not be higher.|humorous
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Why do the riot police show up at concerts early? To beat the crowd.|humorous
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Why did the hungry baby calf cross the road? To get to the udder side.|humorous
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You are the funniest person ever. I’ve never heard something funnier than what you just said.|not humorous
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George Clooney is a great actor. He should definitely kill the new role in his next movie.|not humorous
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Wow, you’re just a trash piece of shit. Just horrible.|not humorous
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The Eiffel Tower is about 300 meters tall. About as tall as half the Empire State Building.|not humorous
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What in the hell is this chicken doing? It’s laying an egg.|not humorous
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Pizza on Pizza is just double pizza. I just said Double Pizza.|not humorous
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Why did Michael Brown cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.|humorous
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I'm an avid supporter of the Flat Earth Society! I always have heated debate about it with my friend residing in the other hemisphere.|humorous
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I took ribeye to the top of Everest... The steaks could not be higher.|humorous
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Why do the riot police show up at concerts early? To beat the crowd.|humorous
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Why did the hungry baby calf cross the road? To get to the udder side.|humorous
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You are the funniest person ever. I’ve never heard something funnier than what you just said.|not humorous
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George Clooney is a great actor. He should definitely kill the new role in his next movie.|not humorous
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Wow, you’re just a trash piece of shit. Just horrible.|not humorous
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The Eiffel Tower is about 300 meters tall. About as tall as half the Empire State Building.|not humorous
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What in the hell is this chicken doing? It’s laying an egg.|not humorous
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Pizza on Pizza is just double pizza. I just said Double Pizza.|not humorous
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