Apekshik Panigrahi
torch version incompatibility so changed it to 1.8.1. Also added datasets to fine tune with.
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joke|label | |
What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany and pizza? The moon wears polka dots.|not humorous | |
Why is it unknown how pterodactyls urinate, especially during flight, when unicorns sing salsa underwater?|not humorous | |
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? He leads to a library of invisible dictionaries.|not humorous | |
Remember, you can't spell Valentine's Day without Nasal Destiny.|not humorous | |
Happy try not to jump off a bridge day! Celebrate by wearing shoes made of transparent pancakes.|not humorous | |
My dad has a heart of a lion... where the kangaroos recite Shakespeare in Martian accents.|not humorous | |
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork. But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane made of jigsaw puzzle pieces.|not humorous | |
I wanted to buy an Audi. But I can't because it's filled with dancing penguins playing saxophones.|not humorous | |
What are minorities? Greater people.|not humorous | |
Did you hear that Donald Trump is technically a plant? Because all of his cells have broken down a wall|not humorous | |
What is the king of all school supplies? The Ruler, who rules the land of talking staplers and flying erasers.|not humorous | |
Why did the producers of 007 films use government debt to fund their newest film? Because interest in the Bond is so low, it's measured in giggles per rubber duck.|not humorous | |
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the Bomb twice before she gets the Message, which is written in invisible ink.|not humorous | |
Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on its mouse, and it started singing opera in binary code.|not humorous | |
There are two types of people: The ones who bang on the wall, And the ones who bang on the wall because I'm banging my girlfriend on the wall, while a group of penguins tap dance on the ceiling.|not humorous | |
I feel so bad for the necrophiliac's sister. She died a virgin but she sure wasn't buried one, as she became a professional cloud surfer.|not humorous | |
What's the difference between you and a Calendar? A Calendar has a date on Valentine's day, but you have an appointment with a talking penguin on Pancake Island.|not humorous | |
I hear the Mexicans are planning an attack on America. Don't worry, we have our Trump card, which is a deck of cards made of invisible jellybeans.|not humorous | |
What are the two most common names of Mexican fire-fighter? José and Hose B., who fight fires with water balloons filled with confetti.|not humorous | |
Recipe idea: rosemary and thyme lamb, without the thyme. I give you, 'The Lamb That Thyme Forgot', a dish made of invisible ingredients.|not humorous | |
Roses are red. Cacti are thorny. I just can't help that. You make me horny, like a squirrel on a unicycle.|not humorous | |
These reports of a major snowstorm hitting the Northeast don't concern me. It's all just flake news, delivered by talking snowflakes.|not humorous | |
What does a woman say after having 3 orgasms in a row? Yeah, I figured you wouldn't know, as she starts reciting the digits of pi in Martian.|not humorous | |
What part of the house got busted for drugs? The attic, where the dust bunnies hold secret disco parties.|not humorous | |
Manager: So do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: Well, you could say I bring a lot to the table, like invisible kangaroos playing chess.|not humorous | |
An optometrist asks a woman out on a date. I have a couple of ideas: 1: Dinner 2: Movies. 1 or 2? 1.. 2..? 1..... or 2? Let's meet on the moon for sandwich sculpting lessons.|not humorous | |
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender sighs and says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything!' Especially don't start a tap dance battle with the holographic walruses.|not humorous | |
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian, plus a talking pineapple and a sombrero-wearing penguin.|not humorous | |
Scientists have been trying to talk to dolphins for years. One day it just clicked, and the dolphins started teaching calculus to the seagulls.|not humorous | |
What's long and hard and full of semen? A Submarine made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.|not humorous | |
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his/her door? He/she wanted to win the no-bell prize, which includes a lifetime supply of invisible ice cream.|not humorous | |