Apekshik Panigrahi
torch version incompatibility so changed it to 1.8.1. Also added datasets to fine tune with.
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| joke|label | |
| What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany and pizza? The p is silent.|humorous | |
| Why is it unknown how pterodactyls urinate, especially during flight?|humorous | |
| How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow his fresh prints.|humorous | |
| Remember, you can't spell Valentine's Day without Anal Destiny.|humorous | |
| Happy try not to jump off a bridge day!|humorous | |
| My dad has a heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.|humorous | |
| Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork. But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane.|humorous | |
| I wanted to buy an Audi. But I can't A4'd it.|humorous | |
| What are minorities? Lesser people.|humorous | |
| Did you hear that Donald Trump is technically a plant? Because all of his cells have built a wall.|humorous | |
| What is the king of all school supplies? The Ruler.|humorous | |
| Why did the producers of 007 films use government debt to fund their newest film? Because interest in the Bond is so low.|humorous | |
| Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the Bomb twice before she gets the Message.|humorous | |
| Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on its mouse.|humorous | |
| There are two types of people: The ones who bang on the wall, And the ones who bang on the wall because I'm banging my girlfriend on the wall.|humorous | |
| I feel so bad for the necrophiliac's sister. She died a virgin but she sure wasn't buried one.|humorous | |
| What's the difference between you and a Calendar? A Calendar has a date on Valentine's day.|humorous | |
| I hear the Mexicans are planning an attack on America. Don't worry, we have our Trump card.|humorous | |
| What are the two most common names of Mexican fire-fighter? José and Hose B.|humorous | |
| Recipe idea: rosemary and thyme lamb, without the thyme. I give you, 'The Lamb That Thyme Forgot'|humorous | |
| Roses are red. Cacti are thorny. I just can't help that. You make me horny.|humorous | |
| These reports of a major snowstorm hitting the Northeast don't concern me. It's all just flake news.|humorous | |
| What does a woman say after having 3 orgasms in a row? Yeah, I figured you wouldn't know.|humorous | |
| What part of the house got busted for drugs? The attic.|humorous | |
| Manager: So do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: Well, you could say I bring a lot to the table.|humorous | |
| An optometrist asks a woman out on a date. I have a couple of ideas: 1: Dinner 2: Movies. 1 or 2? 1.. 2..? 1..... or 2?|humorous | |
| A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender sighs and says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything!'|humorous | |
| How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian.|humorous | |
| Scientists have been trying to talk to dolphins for years. One day it just clicked.|humorous | |
| What's long and hard and full of semen? A Submarine.|humorous | |
| Why did the scientist install a knocker on his/her door? He/she wanted to win the no-bell prize.|humorous | |
| I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.|humorous | |
| Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.|humorous | |
| I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.|humorous | |
| Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.|humorous | |
| Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.|humorous | |
| Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.|humorous | |
| My dog can do magic tricks. It's a labracadabrador.|humorous | |
| Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.|humorous | |
| I would tell a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.|humorous | |
| Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.|humorous | |
| I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.|humorous | |
| I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.|humorous | |
| Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.|humorous | |
| I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.|humorous | |
| Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.|humorous | |
| I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.|humorous | |
| Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.|humorous | |
| I'm reading a book on the history of glue – can't put it down.|humorous | |
| Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.|humorous | |
| Why don’t we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.|humorous | |
| What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.|humorous | |
| Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.|humorous | |
| Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.|humorous | |
| Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.|humorous | |
| I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.|humorous | |
| I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.|humorous | |
| I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.|humorous | |
| What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.|humorous | |
| I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.|humorous | |
| Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.|humorous | |
| What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.|humorous | |
| Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.|humorous | |
| Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'? Because every play has a cast.|humorous | |
| Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, 'What’s the word on the street?'|humorous | |
| How do you organize a space party? You planet.|humorous | |
| Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.|humorous | |
| What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.|humorous | |
| What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.|humorous | |
| I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.|humorous | |
| Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.|humorous | |
| What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!|humorous | |
| Why don't we write jokes about pizza? They’re too cheesy.|humorous | |
| What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.|humorous | |
| What did one wall say to the other wall? 'I’ll meet you at the corner.'|humorous | |
| What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.|humorous | |
| Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!|humorous | |
| What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.|humorous | |
| I told my suitcases there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.|humorous | |
| Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.|humorous | |
| What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.|humorous | |
| What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.|humorous | |
| I would tell a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.|humorous | |
| What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.|humorous | |
| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.|humorous | |
| I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.|humorous | |
| What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.|humorous | |
| What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.|humorous |