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[Document(page_content='I\'m in Brooklyn today I\'m in front of Odd Felows ice cream shop. I know what you\'re thinking, why is he in front of an ice\ncream shop it\'s a meat show? Well I got an email from Sam Mason who is the ice cream\nwizard that runs this place and he said, "I have\nsomething that you must try." Now he didn\'t say what it was but I know that he\'s done some peculiar things\nwith ice cream flavors. So I\'m gonna go in there\nand find out what\'s going on and hopefully we\'re gonna do an episode of The Meat Show, let\'s go in. (upbeat jazz music) How are you? I\'m very well. We\'ve done everything\nfrom the maple bacon pecan to the foie gras, we\'ve done\nchorizo caramel is a big one. And today what we\'ve done is, it\'s the fall season and\nThanksgiving is upon us so we\'ve made a honey baked ham ice cream that has chunks of\ncandied pineapple in it. It\'s like all the best\nparts of Thanksgiving. All that I remember. Why meat ice cream? I mean it\'s delicious,\nit\'s not for any reason other than I get really bored in here so sometimes I have to kind of look for inspiration in different places. I don\'t think anything\'s\nnecessarily off-limits. I have no parameters when it\ncomes to making ice cream. But that might be the\nreason I emailed you anyway. Well listen it\'s a natural fit right? Yeah I figured if I\'m gonna call somebody it\'s gonna be you. So walk us through how you\nmade a honey ham ice cream. - [Sam] So for this we take a regular ham that you can get anywhere, cube it, we sear it to try to render\noff some of that water. And then we pour pineapple juice over it and reduce that and we add honey and we caramelize the whole lot together. After the ham and brown\nsugar ice cream go together they get way beyond blended. And then we pass it through\na very fine strainer. And then that then gets frozen. You\'ve really just extracted the essence. Yeah you want it to be smooth. I don\'t think you ever want to feel a hamburger in your ice cream. And we fold in the pineapples that have been candied\nwith a little bit of clove. (upbeat jazz music) I hear ice cream coming. (laughing) Ha ha you heard it? Alright I can-- Not only did I bring you\nthis experimental batch of ice cream, I brought you the\nbacon maple pecan ice cream. Okay so this is really the one that\'s on your menu all the time? Yeah that lives a strong life here. And what\'s this? Malted maitake mushroom and then this is what we\'ve been working on. Okay now I like this, ham ice cream. - [Sam] We didn\'t know\nwhat else to call it. You can tell that it\'s\nsomething daring going on right? But then you can definitely smell that it\'s got some savory elements to it. That\'s really interesting. I\'ve got my fingers crossed. Yeah try to get some of the\npineapple and everything. I think they all kind of need to be-- I like ice cream when it\'s\nsort of just that melted. Yeah it hasn\'t been in\nthe freezer very long. Tell me the truth. Tastes like a ham sandwich. It really tastes like, I mean it actually tastes really good. I\'m glad you like it. I don\'t know if it\'s the (mumbles) though. I was expecting something much more either really subtle almost like you wouldn\'t be able to tell, or the other extreme that it would just be like rank gaminess, but it\'s actually a perfect balance of the sweetness that you get from pork\nbut also that savory, you know, that barn yardy thing you know. I don\'t necessarily think that it would play well with other flavors so you wouldn\'t probably get it in a cone with another flavor, but I think that if you\'re\nan adventurous person. I was fully expecting to be like are you out of your\nmind, this is terrible, but it\'s actually really good-- I was as well. So obviously combining savory and sweet it\'s kind of a modern', metadata={'source': 'Lz7dya576HY'}), Document(page_content="approach to ice cream right? But even within that context we're talking about using like herbs and vegetables but meat is like pretty extreme. That's about as far as you can go. You're right, as far as you could go away from being dessert. And ice cream and meat might be on opposite ends of the spectrum. So do you think you're gonna put this on? At this point I can modify it so, I'm gonna lighten it up a little bit. I'm gonna take it down one notch. I could see it being a little more subtle. I can see it being more subtle for civilians but this is exactly what I want when I'm eating ham ice cream. Should I try the bacon first of the-- You know I think this is your,\nyou're driving the train. It's malt, peanut, maitake. Malt? Oh I'm a sucker\nfor malt, I love malt. So the maitake mushrooms are cooked in vanilla, burnt cinnamon and sugar for hours and hours and hours. The mushroom gives it\na certain umami kind of a, just rounds out, but it's not, it's a sweet ice cream, it's not savory. It's got almost like a\nliqueur flavor to though. It really takes on much more of the flavors of the\nspices but the texture is really nice, it's kind of chewy. Maple bacon pecan. This is a very classic. It's a bacon ice cream, fat-washed bacon. And then we candy cooked\nbacon with pecans. That's intense but the\nfinish is absolutely, I mean I like the up\nfront, you get hit with that smoke up front,\nyou get that saltiness but then that caramel that creamy vanillary smoothness comes off. - [Sam] Can start to\nmask some of that stuff. Yeah it's really, this is really nice. That's more polarizing,\nthat tastes like ham. No these are delicious. So these are available all winter long? All winter long. Alright thank you very much for watching. We'll see you on the next\nepisode of The Meat Show. Probably won't be from an ice cream shop, but we'll see you on the next episode.", metadata={'source': 'Lz7dya576HY'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJlSq6h0LNg

[Document(page_content="okay thank you all for coming I'm soft obviously a very disappointing weekend you know I I fully understand all the whatever those differing thoughts and opinions might be and and you know we've got ourselves in a situation where we have a big big job ahead and absolutely doing everything we can to prepare our team for the next game I mean that's that's what's looming in front of us and and so are our coaches right now the focus on our team being with our groups focusing on real things that can help them as I mentioned before and then continuing to recruit you know so that's that's kind of our job description anyway and everything you want in coaching right now is right out there in front of you as far as all the parts and so that's what we absolutely have to do is put a plan together have a good good start to the week today as we begin with our team later this afternoon and and and get ready to go that's actually the one part that is remains constant in in our life of how we approach it they the players need our support and and coaching with every bit of passion and preparation that we can have and that's where we have to go with it you know if you want a quick summary of the last game all you have to do is look at the rushing statistics and the explosive place I mean that most things kind of tell the story and that our injury situation we've we've kind of reached a a point with luke gifford where it was decided that the best thing for him would be to have surgery this week and begin his process of getting ready better for the for his next go-around in the future so that's what will happen with Luke Conard young hurt his ankle had a high ankle sprain will be out for the game Tanner Lee is in the concussion protocol at this time so as you know that's a process that we go through day to day and and that's where it is and and Eric Lee has remained in that concussion protocol Connor Keter is possible this week and we'll just see how his back gets to feeling as the week goes on Jalen Bradley should be more ready to go I think he was pretty close for the game probably could have played in the game but he should be ready to go Mick Stoltenberg has had a little bit of a knee problem but we anticipate him being ok Chris Webber has had that neck and came in and out of the game a little bit but he should be ready to go Dedrick young has had a lower back issue and we're hoping that he's going to be ready to go as we get going I think you all know Penn State has a very good football team all around with a great runner the very versatile I really like the quarterback I think he's a great fit for what they do and their defenses physical lots of movement it's a it's a good defense so we'll have our work cut out for us for sure and from there I'll open it up and earthing as part of reps and is there a cut-off point in a week where you say yeah you know I think that you know with with the protocol that you go through there won't even be early on in the in the in the sequencing he won't get any reps so obviously he's played a lot and a decision about him can be made later when cleared and if in time but at the same time we are today practicing Patrick O'Brien as if he's going to start and that's that really fits because Tanner won't be able to do anything anyway yeah Andrew bunch will step in and be the number two quarterback I don't rule them in or out right now Stevie's in that protocol you know how that goes that's a day-to-day thing that only the medical people will come back and say if and when he's cleared in time to play and the timeline on it I don't know yeah I was proud of Patrick actually you know it's first significant time and you know it's a horrible time to have to play in a game where you're just passing almost all the time and they're teeing off with blitzes and rushes and so we get too much pressure and but I thought he hung in there made some beautiful throws and appeared to", metadata={'source': 'VJlSq6h0LNg'}), Document(page_content="get too much pressure and but I thought he hung in there made some beautiful throws and appeared to have a lot of poise as he played so I was impressed with that you know I think everybody can see he's got a big-time arm and can make some of those big throws actually showed good mobility getting out of the pocket got a first down or two and made some plays so I was I was I was proud of him in that way yeah guy kind of fell on his head you know first half it was right in before halftime well that's been a it the injury situation is you know it it's kind of football Sam you know and and I think what yeah I don't want to make too much of it but because it's all individual we're all disappointed when guys get hurt it's it's it's it's it's hard and it's it's hard on the team and it becomes amplified when you talk about losses you know and what that looks like and you know knowing as a coach you need every available person that you can to help win a game but at the same time in different circumstances it would probably appear I don't know somewhat normal I suppose in some of these I mentioned are kind of postgame things that guys go in for mix got that knee historically right so it was aggravated a little bit he I think he's going to be alright dead Rix had a bad back for a while but he's played and he'll probably play again Chris Webber's had the stinger he you know so I just mentioned them because they're getting treatment there you know you might see them with a few some guys with a few less terms and wonder what's going on so I just bring them up Aaron Aaron I meant to write that down here and I think we'll practice today and if everything goes well through the week you know his his deal is what happens on the first contact and so we'll try to help him with that when we get into full gear later on and see how he responds if he responds favorably that will be good the events were talking about geography what happened what did you guys see why did Saturday you know I think there are two things in general you know we we one of them for sure was we missed some place right I mean we we had opportunities to sometimes make a tackle and didn't complete the tackle and and then on some of them we were we were committed with a lot of people to stop short yardage for instance one guy misses the tackle there's nothing there wasn't much left as you saw and that that was you know so you you got to make plays and and that that was part of it and the other part of it you know we got beat on to speed options and it was basically about getting reached you know so when you are when you have a certain responsibility and the guys blocking you you've got to stay on the right edge otherwise there's going to be a perimeter play that you're susceptible to so you know the part of it is both parts are technical one of them is defeating a block or the other ones making a play making a tackle there's a lack of effort and yeah I didn't seem like you really about that watch it fill with your you know my first thought when I get that question after a losses is you know I I don't I don't think of our team that way you know i I'd you know and maybe and I don't want to be blind to it either I I think that the way this season is gone when you open the game with a kickoff like that there might be some some fragile parts that that you know it might be more nerves than it is desire and and and I don't I can't put a tangible thing down and say this was it and like I said I just I really don't want to think of our guys is not giving the right effort I believe in that and I believe in our players and and and so my first reaction is look at the film how can we help these guys and that's my response yeah there's a lot to part the parts to the preparation of a week right that the you know that I think I think a love coach's responsibility is the enthusiasm for the preparation and that can bring about motivation and", metadata={'source': 'VJlSq6h0LNg'}), Document(page_content="responsibility is the enthusiasm for the preparation and that can bring about motivation and excitement for anybody that's learning anything even if it's a history teacher walking into a room their their engagement with what they're talking about is important to how the students are going to listen and and so I think that those are parts you know and and and then the other part is getting good real practice where you know that you get a feel for what's going to happen in the game and you build confidence through the week and and that's what's disappointing as a coach one that that all doesn't come to basically come to pass in the ball game I just hate that for everybody because I know people are working in it and you know when it's not working then you got to go back and try to say why and and and and then in the meantime you've got to maintain a deal where you know you're we're we're we're accepting responsibility nobody's playing the blame game I'm not made making excuses about it it was it's what happened and we've got to help to help the players help the team in all those parts and when I say that about all the parts in coaching that come out these are it when the times are hard and you've got a team that hasn't achieved what they had hoped to wanted to up to this point then you've got a lot to deal with first have been given with that statement late to the party or five well do you know I think that the the way you do that is those those those parts that didn't work technically you go back and and every part of it whether it's helping a guy continue you know well here we are we have some young guys playing in the game right so they're you know that there's no end to how you can help that guy for his total future in football be a better tackler you know so you keep working on tackling you keep working with guys about defeating blocks and on this play where you have to be so you just continue to coach and and you know then then you have to be real about your plan if we do this this is how this is gonna work and you have to defeat this guy so much of football comes down to one-on-one you know it's it's who's gonna win the one-on-one battle it's an open field tackle it's me and you am I gonna win by tackling you or you're gonna win by beating the tackle if it's a block if it's coverage so much of it eventually comes down to who's gonna win the one-on-one our job is to help put our players in a good position to try to do that and teach them what needs to be done that will never end right I mean that that is always a process of growth and one of the things I like most about coaching you know I wanted to let Patrick play and take some shots and I know I know I hated doing that actually but I wanted him to here we are in a situation we're in the red zone he hasn't played much who knows if he's going to play next week at that point I was just going to give him some more snaps and that I know that's not very popular I know that people don't like that that's simply why I did it however long it was and where he is now what would be seen it kind of is growth as a quarterback you know I think Patrick has had the benefit of up time being in the room and I think Patrick has really stayed the course as far as his work weight room football meeting room I think it's kind of natural growth for a kid that has redshirted and then being then come into a backup role and in a you know you know at a pretty young age to be the number two quarterback is is is pretty decent shape for a guy positioning for the future I think he's been working toward that I think that's why he was somewhat poised and confident when he went in the game and and made some plays in the game which I was like I said I was proud of him so there's no doubt he's developed there's no doubt that he's been engaged and he he is undertaking that that part of becoming a college quarterback that you have to go through to be a good one", metadata={'source': 'VJlSq6h0LNg'}), Document(page_content="that that part of becoming a college quarterback that you have to go through to be a good one yes we do we do you know and last year we use Zach Darlington and we talked about we're talking about possibilities there so you know I've kept that room small for a reason and and then at times like this I wonder why you know so Saturday I you know I I I failed to mention this when I talked about a short summary of the game but and you know in a game that turned out like that this will sound probably not very important but fourth and one at the five to tie the game up again haunts me you know and and you know I think that you look at at like I said winning on those plays of whether it's a block or whether it's beating a man or making a tackle that's what we have to do better in those situations you know with it I think that probably the the main thing about I thought Michael Decker was coming on in a good way and growing and you know the the whole continuity from the center over to the right tackle has been interesting at best this year so you know the the one thing that is I think good for the offensive line is chemistry and continuity working together and so when you lose that now I will will say this is not necessarily the last week but I think though but the week before I was proud of how Cole step back in there Cole's been a you know he's been a guard he's been a tackle he moved into Center he's been a good teammate you know and and and was always vying for a starting spot somewhere Sam so it was you know in that way we have to still be able to function and so we're we're kind of proud of how he stepped in and did and you know if we can continue to grow that thing with young guys on the right and we've also talked about playing David Neville mole somewhere you know because David David is an experienced guy that that at one time was a starting right tackle and got hurt and we like how Hymas has come along and you know there's growing pains there but it I think it's good but so we're talking about different things that might help David's in the discussion about plains summer or doing something there to help in the interior even in the interior part well you know with with with looking at that he has as you saw he's he he's a fairly mobile guy and and made some plays with this feat you know for us to transition into a running plays with the quarterback might be a little different right now for our offense but you know what he can do you know when the situation calls for it for a quarterback and it's really there's a great feel to that about when is it time to say okay enough is enough I'm gonna make something happen here or move up into the pocket to throw but maybe end up running you know those are split-second decisions that are that are that are made and they're okay you know I think that you know I would like them to then protect themselves when they go down the field and be smart about it but I certainly have never told the guy not to do that I used to call timeout and celebrate if our quarterbacks ever ran for a first down but but they have and that's okay it's time to do that you know I think it's personal you know what they see and what they can do Tanner has made a ton of place stepping up with people in his face and doing that and so it's really what they see at the time if they can't see it then running is that option you know and and frankly a more experienced guy might see more in that situation too so that's where you might see a guy like Patrick run a little bit more doesn't have that experience of seeing all the stuff necessarily that Tanner has seen you know I think it will all come down to the the preparation of the quarterback and what he knows well and if that ends up being a little smaller package that's probably smart and well obviously going to be playing a good defensive front that we're gonna have to block and execute against so less maybe more in a game", metadata={'source': 'VJlSq6h0LNg'}), Document(page_content="defensive front that we're gonna have to block and execute against so less maybe more in a game like this for our new quarterback if indeed he is our quarterback oh I think McSorely is really a versatile competitive guy makes plays feet on the run throwing I think that you know as I've watched him through the years he is he's never out you know I mean their comeback in the championship game a year ago was interesting and I thought his play was outstanding in that game so I got a lot of admiration for how he plays yeah you know I think he's definitely in that discussion I don't know enough about all the other players to say he's the best player in the country but I'd like to see better you know that I mean he's certainly in that conversation and belongs there as far as I know yeah well you know there's no doubt about it you know we we we've just come through a game of 400 rushing yards so and we're playing them back like that so we've got we've got a big job ahead of us as I mentioned earlier [Music] well I'd Steve I never anticipated the disruption in the offensive line that we've had personnel-wise you you have to be ready for it but you know so in saying that then I would say you know we're we're not anywhere offensively as far along as I'd hoped we would be you know we have to score more points you know if in the future that this this that part of it has to change you know we have to score more points and you know because the it's very interesting to look around that teams are doing well and what's their formula you know some teams are just going to score I'll score people Ohio State you know goes 49 against a good team last weekend they're just going to score and other teams are going to do their thing offensively and play good defense and win Wisconsin you know they're gonna you know in the 20s maybe and sometimes bigger than this later in the second half but there's a formula for it and but for where we are right now we're not scoring enough points well I thought we would be a balanced team with a run pass and I thought with that balance we would you know I anticipated also a balance between offense and defense in a way that you know I don't know if I could say we would be more like Wisconsin than we would like where there's probably somewhere in between there you know being realistic about where we would be both sides of the ball but I certainly I certainly anticipated a season where we would be more balanced and score better right in the stores right once again we see a lot of pressure well you know it's it's probably the the when you when you're seeing like a team lat last week that is zone read type team you know that getting a bead on different pressures can be difficult probably at time so but the the bottom line is true of what you said that's where we are statistically in those areas that can change games so it's something I think strategically we are looking at some things that we know that are missing in in a factor of winning games that's a good question um you know with that that was a goal line specific for a goal line defense then it worked well worked nicely he did a nice job you know had we if we could pull back in time and think about that on fourth and one on that deal that might have been a good call you know and I'm saying that just like you are in hindsight but that it's definitely possible but it was set up specifically for a goal line Lots elements there Shawn I think that you know that all we can do is I try not to worry about too much about the logistics of what we just did we are back here it's Monday the kids were in the training room yesterday and doing their stuff the day after the game and we're gonna practice today and meet with the team and so we have an ample week to prepare you know I try not to make a big deal about travel you know we're gonna we're gonna every Friday night we're gonna get on a bus and go to a hotel there might be a", metadata={'source': 'VJlSq6h0LNg'}), Document(page_content="gonna we're gonna every Friday night we're gonna get on a bus and go to a hotel there might be a plane right in between there but you know try to try to just minimize that part of it I don't think that has to play a big role in it and then you know we'll have we've already been through one short week we're gonna have a similar pattern of how to get ready so it's not like we won't be ready for that and you just have to do this stuff and in our state I can make excuses about it but it's it's shallow but we'll have a plan for each one of these things how we do it and get ready to win yeah and you know I'm I'm obviously like I mentioned right off the top I know everybody and when I said that players coaches fans everybody disappointed in what's going on this place has maintained their passion for their teams and Husker football for a long time and I'm certain that they will continue to do that and they should and this is a I love this team I love their approach every week we have had very few issues except for the games and I appreciate that the work that they try to do and get ready and same with the coaches and I'm positive the the fans will forever love their team we will we never discount that as we get ready for the next game we will always anticipate making a plan to win the game and in doing that we'll feel better for the weekend and then we go on to the next one yeah you got it you know I think the best way to do that Andy is to teach them and bring them in I think this is a real important time for each position coach to stay close to his group for the coordinators and the staff to have a good solid plan and and present it with some energy and enthusiasm for it and believe in it we have some veteran people that have been through a lot of different things in coaching and and so I'm not really worried about that part of it I don't I don't think we're at a point where anybody has lost faith in what's going on I think that there's a trust with the coaching staff and the team and I think that they'll come to work today I would be I have I've been it's been consistent to this point I hopefully that it will be the same today thank you guys", metadata={'source': 'VJlSq6h0LNg'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLZl_sxSN_g

[Document(page_content="starting next week you may notice more Sarasota police officers on some of the area's busiest streets four of the most dangerous roadways will be heavily patrolled all thanks to a new grant to increase pedestrian and bicycle safety ABC's Evans Dewayne Lindo is live in one of those areas with more details Dwayne well guys I'm at the corner of Washington Boulevard and 10th Street it's part of a 2 mile stretch where business owners are witnessing plenty of pedestrian and bicycle accidents the Sarasota police they're looking to change all that general manager of just trucks of Florida Kristen Stone has a business sitting right on Washington Boulevard near Fruitvale Road in the more than three decades running the company she's seen countless accidents on average one a week bicycles but with a new safety campaign beginning next week Sarasota police traffic homicide investigator Jason Frank is looking for accidents to decrease by increasing patrols in the area educate pedestrians and bicyclists and how to cross the street wear it across the street why it's so important to cross the street at crosswalks instead of darting out between two vehicles that are parked the goal of the safety campaign is geared to increase awareness of pedestrian bicycle and motor vehicle safety through education and enforcement a grant provided by F dot and the University of South Florida will allow officers to conduct increased patrols at four hotbed spots for accidents Main Street in downtown Sarasota Fruitvale Road from 41 east to boniva north tamiami trail from Mount Street to University Parkway and u.s. 301 from Main Street to Myrtle a series of accidents that Frank says has a potential to get worse on these stretches of roadways if laws aren't enforced the the importance of safety is our number-one priority and over the last few years we've had an increase and minor traffic crashes as well as serious injury or fatal crashes involving pedestrians or bicyclists and from stones vantage point along u.s. 301 the initiative is a win-win it probably will help with cutting back gun accidents any other kind of crimes as well more patrols equals less crime now motorists and pedestrians can also receive written words at some point down the down the road in the campaign those written warnings can turn into traffic citations with a monetary fine reporting live in Sarasota Duane Lindo your Sun Coast News", metadata={'source': 'KLZl_sxSN_g'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0Agabp3Rs

[Document(page_content="[Music] what's going on everyone we've got some pretty big news for you Tolkien fans out there so it was officially announced today that Amazon and the toki and estate and trust are developing the Lord of the Rings for the original streaming platform and they've also confirmed that the show has gotten a multi-season commitment already the show will be produced by Amazon Studios in cooperation with the Tolkien estate and trust HarperCollins the publisher and New Line Cinema which was part of Warner Brothers and they also handled all of the Peter Jackson films now the most interesting thing about this announcement is that the show will be set in middle-earth but it's not going to be a reallocation of the trilogy that we already got but rather original storylines preceding the movies so that's really cool to me because I think a lot of people were excited by the idea of a show but they were also kind of skeptical because they didn't want to just kind of reboot what we are already seen because the Peter Jackson films whatever you think about them I think that's pretty much like an untouchable property you can't really do that story again I mean in my personal pain I love the Jackson films I think that he did a great job with the Lord of the Rings story and to kind of redo that would just be a bit weird because you've got so much material to do other than that the deal also includes a potential spinoff series if this one hits out of the park so very interesting news what do you guys think about this are you now looking forward to the series that much more now that it's not going to just be rebooting the Lord of the Rings story that we saw but rather be new storylines with new characters set in the kind of middle-earth world I think that's a very interesting prospect but drop all your thoughts down in the comments below and for more updates on the Lord of the Rings TV series be sure to subscribe to hybrid Network thanks again for checking out this video if you want to get even more updates from us check out our social media platforms our website for the latest news and editorials and if you want to see our content get better donate to us on patreon and you can get exclusive rewards", metadata={'source': 'sH0Agabp3Rs'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqgVB6Vl-lI

[Document(page_content="hey Jim what's up buddy this is not funny why is my stuff in here wow that's weird ooh daughter stapler that's pretty good yeah well I'm not paying for my own stuff okay I know you did this cuz you're friends with the vending machine guy Oh Steve yeah oh no no no that's my pencil cup I don't think I think so and you're gonna hand it over to me oh well well well look what the cat dragged in from Stamford a Dwight fact I am older I am wiser do not mess with me okay sounds good what are you doing I'm gonna track him up I have a spy under my forehead oh good well you look at my forehead well not meet my eye line Jim I am stop acting like an idiot okay hey buddy and you know what I am going to zone you out for the rest of today yeah I need to stay focused and I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday and please don't call me and we'll see how things go on Monday one thing but tomorrow you mean Saturday right dad seriously Vanessa neck yeah that's the safest part of a car in the event of a crash driver always protects his side first what is this how did they get out I'm sorry professor Copperfield's miracle legumes I was in Jamaica and I got lost and it was getting dark this one night and then out of nowhere this guy comes with a cart and he's selling these Dwight he told me things about myself but there's no way he could have known and that's a common swindlers trick probably probably so I buy some I turned the corner I feel like an idiot so I go back to get my money he was gone so you want to sell me magic beans correction I do not want to sell you professor Copperfield's miracle legumes nice try no correction terrible try Michael and Jan definitely made out oh maybe more yes Oh also it is Thursday but Dwight thinks it's Friday so keep that calm damn was in our file I have to reboot again hey do I do you one Altoid what do you think in school we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang for the past couple weeks I've been conducting a similar experiment right okay I'll turn sure into it yes what are you doing what I don't know my mouth tastes so bad all of a sudden bah hey Dan this is Jim it is about 11:15 and I wanted to know what you were up to tomorrow which is the 15th and that is a Saturday Saturday so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow Saturday for lunch okay talk to you soon what's this looks like a red wire well that wasn't here before was a computer do I mean computers have wires yours doesn't doesn't it no it's going in a different direction than the other wires all right I'm really busy I can't talk about this anymore I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market up I'd done more in high school 20 bucks for the whole spool crazy what a deal oh he'll be fine I made it up there Jim put those away really sorry Pamela put those out all right just out of curiosity what were the claims for those beans or legumes Dwight you're just gonna make fun of me so how would I you know what this ends now hey Jim hey how's it go oh my god did you see The Apprentice last night of course it's on every Thursday night so how could I miss it can you believe the Trump fired no that was on believe who who was it who did he fire you didn't see it no when I got drunk with my laser tag team last night crap day night hell was I thinking that's impossible it is right I mean it is impossible all right I'll take them they're probably worthless probably leave the telescope I started with a thumbtack and traded my way to a telescope but in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't the telescope at all no it was this packet of beans so I traded the telescope for it and I can I can just go buy another telescope hello this is Dwight Schrute hello hello this is Dwight hello hello yes we do have that hold on one second Jim what are you doing and how many would you like hang that up right absolutely I can get that out to you", metadata={'source': 'bqgVB6Vl-lI'}), Document(page_content="are you doing and how many would you like hang that up right absolutely I can get that out to you immediately this man is an impostor do not do business with him this is not quite true Dwight left his cell phone on his desk so naturally I paired it to my headset okay fine I'll just let it go to voicemail hello is Dwight hey is this Dwight yes it is oh my goodness you sound sexy oh hey yeah I'm working out pam pam you are not talking to Dwight right now you're talking to Jim Dwight no Pam I'm over here I'm confused disconnect that right now you give me your earpiece can't do that unsanitary ah okay you know what fine I will reprogram my phone to go to my office phone done mr. white oh and I Ford his desk phone to mine oh hello mutter good news I've married tell thaw sir such a nice woman hey it's 12:20 where the hell's joint knowing never missed a day my ass [Music]", metadata={'source': 'bqgVB6Vl-lI'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWPrk9PUwQE

[Document(page_content="hi everyone so today I am here to do a super fun video and it involves the iPhone X iPhone 10 I'm really excited to do this video because as soon as you guys heard that there was gonna be a facial recognition on this phone a lot of you guys were tweeting me um you guys tweeted at Apple like me promise fun so I thought it'd be really fun to do an actual test now that I have the iPhone 10 in my hands and it's actually not mine this is my friends I'm still loyal to my 6 plus I am so excited to try this and a super nervous this is probably the hardest challenge I've ever done so yeah I'm going to slowly start doing the brows and then just transform my whole face I've also watched James Charles video I saw it last night and it inspired me to do this even more so let's not waste any time and jump right into it I'm ready to set up the face ID so get started and then okay continue starting with the brows I'm going to completely conceal it and draw a new brows in [Music] okay guys look at how high I made my brows they look nothing like my natural brow so let's see if that is enough before the iPhone see you guys it's locked right now let's test it out No it opened okay well I just got to do the rest of my eyes and then let's see if that will help [Music] okay guys look at how big my eyes are it's really exaggerated you can see my eyes looks so much bigger these are not my Asian eyes anymore so let's see I'm a fingers crossed but I'm hoping this is gonna work all right so it's locked and then here we go it opened it opened okay let's keep going guys now to the lips [Music] so guys the big dramatic eyes did not work but I am praying that these tiny little emma watson lips might change things up so here i have the phone again and ha that'll work this time okay so mad it still did not work okay maybe it's the contouring let's get to contouring I have a lot of Hope in contouring [Music] okay guys and now I have done all the contouring I wanted to do that Mariah Carey cheekbones I try to slim my jawline so if this doesn't work I'm probably gonna rip out all my hair so let's just let's just hope this is gonna work okay it's not working okay let's try it again okay okay I can't put this phone this is driving me crazy okay it opened guys um so the the last thing I'm going to do is actually I should probably try the prosthetics too but I want to try contacts and wait and see if that makes any difference so it'll be really quick change [Music] the wig is on I also put on my circle lens let's see if the size of my eyes the color and also the lower hairline is gonna make any difference let's see who knows it opened again I don't know what to do at this point I am so stressed out guys I've done everything I could you know it does not look like me at all I look like Kylie Jenner Plus Mariah Carey so I don't know what's going on I I do have one more trick up my sleeve and it is this little nose and scar wax I just want to extend my nose and my jawline and just see if it's gonna work maybe I just need to drastically change my face okay that's a good [Music] finally guys look at my nose it's so much longer I also have an extra chin so this is my last resort I don't have any other tricks so I'm hoping this is gonna work if not I I give up Apple you win so here we go I'm so scared okay let's go let's do this it did not open do this again no it just goes to two and then it stops it's not opening guys I seriously make up I don't think so I think the reason why is because the face detection it works where it reads like the depth of your face like the structure of your face more so you do have to drastically change it and yeah I'm really impressed I think I really want to get an iPhone 10 now too so let me know what you guys thought of this whole process this was really fun to try and yeah that's all I got for you guys today and until next time bye", metadata={'source': 'BWPrk9PUwQE'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JVITToppE0

[Document(page_content="really uh obviously the big question is how's Justin Herbert doing and do you feel like overall the team took advantage of the by in terms of getting healthy recharging Justin's doing well his bone is healing really good I had a good week of practice last week I had a good practice yesterday and I mean a lot of the guys that was nicked up they were back and seemed like they had some fresh legs after having a couple days off and had a very enthusiastic practice yesterday and they gonna be ready to roll it's just an included in that group that were nicked up in our back I won't call it is nicked up he was beat up but he's getting close he's getting really close you know guess we'll see how the week goes on and I'll get another x-ray and see where is where he is and hopefully he's completely healed and ready to roll milk helps I promise you that is helping big-time yeah a coach same about Troy dicey right a roll and can you talked about what a influence he is as a player on and off the field and some of the players you've coached how does he compare Troy he's back he's ready to go on he is Troy's just he's a kid that loved to play football he loves competing he loves being around his teammates it's just fun fun to watch it's fun to have him around he don't take a practice off you don't take games off I mean when it's time to compete he's ready to go every single time and as a coach you can appreciate that and you wish the entire team that way you know is the kind of guys you look for when you go and recruit they just live and and die to compete you know he loves competing and he's great to have he's great to have around and he's been big-time for our defense this year and glad we still have him coming back hey coach obviously justin and Braxton brings everything to the table how does the offense kind of go about their week with the uncertainty quarterback so you know who will start other different things they try and pick up on with each quarterback well we know what would Justin the he can he can run the entire offense you know and with Braxton he's getting there you know again he didn't he didn't had a luxury going through spring ball getting all the reps and going through training camp getting all the reps you know so he he had to just get in midway through the season and say hey you go take care of this you know and I shouldn't say fair or not but I'm just unfortunate that he was thrown in it in that situation but I think in the long run it's gonna help him tremendously getting that experience in games you know as he continued growing and in continue to get better he's gonna be fine hey coach I know you said kind of later in the week is when you're gonna decide on Justin and quest it is it is maybe a couple Justin questions I don't know who knows I do I mean do you have like a you know a day that that you want to decide that by and then what are those conversations and like with Justin kind of when you're figuring out if he's if he's good enough to go or not just accent how he feels how's that shoulder feeling and that's pretty much it I mean if we can leave we leave it up to Justin able to played about three weeks ago you know but I mean that's just the kind of kid a young man that he is he's such a competitor just like Troy guy he just loved to compete and want to help his teammates out so if we left it up to him he would have played like I said three weeks ago no matter if the bone was held at night so it's just again we'll get some what we'll get another x-ray this week and see where the ball is is whereas he'll hopefully it's completely healed and he can play but time line say 359 on Saturday hey coach you know in today's day and age you know high schoolers they commit they D commit to different schools any talk with Braxton or maybe what he's going through after you know first committing to Arizona and now you know obviously committee and playing for organ now he's a", metadata={'source': '-JVITToppE0'}), Document(page_content="first committing to Arizona and now you know obviously committee and playing for organ now he's a chance to step in as a true freshman and play against the Wildcats any idea what that thought process might be like for him no we haven't even talked about that you know that we haven't brought that up since that happened back in February whenever it happened back then I hadn't talked about that at all you know Brice and I just talked about him and his development and just continue to try to get better each and every week and don't worry about the naysayers or whatever I also um shared a story with him about the quarterback I had at South Florida you know I'm his freshman I put him in his first to pass it was interception and everyone said the kids suck and knowing he couldn't play it was amazing how he's a hero you know so I shared that story with him and just telling me just can't get caught up in that you understand where you're at and you got to continue to develop and let him know that we believe in them and that's why we want him here we know what he's capable of doing and know that he will continue to improve and he's gonna be fine Willie another quarterback question this one about Khalil Tate though you guys have faced a lot of dynamic quarterbacks like season yeah nothing like him do you have to do anything extra special this week I know there's other pieces of the puzzle with their offense but he's a pretty big piece of that is there anything extra you guys kind of have to do this week to make sure you can contain him on Saturday pray oh he's he's I mean no one stopped it yet this year he's a heck of a talent big-time football player and he's really good with the ball in his hand you know but defensively we just we got to be disciplined you know we got to be disciplined and make sure you do a good job of wrapping up and getting everybody to the ball guys got a run to the ball and are the most important thing we got to be like we got to get lined up you know you see a lot of the plays big plays they make defenses are a line right part of it we call the tempo and they're not getting set up I don't think you can complicate things trying to defend I think that'd get you to when you actually got to do too much in and then they don't do anything right you know but I will say this we got to be really good at tackling something we focus on a lot during the bye week we got to do a great job of tackling it make sure we're gonna know where he's at he's got a good good job of getting to him and and tackling I mean he's a good football player along with their backs their backs are pretty good players too and and they have some receivers that can make play it's a dynamic offense and how they challenge is you know but if we're we're on top of our game and you know play with a lot of emotion and passion and discipline and we have a chance Willie Tate didn't start to begin the season have you ever been in that position where you had a guy on your team and maybe didn't know what he could do until you saw him under the lights not at quarterback position probably no position was not the quarterback position I got to think that they knew what he can do you know they probably just didn't necessarily think he was ready yet you know and I always say the spot like the strange thing to some people some people show up and show out and some people go hi you know these kids show up and show out under the spotlight and and I mean they have a couple of talented back Corte bastard even the guy before I was telling he wasn't taped but he's pretty good athlete so gonna be honest with you you really don't know what you have until you throw them out during the game you know you can kind of assume and practice but yeah you don't know until you get out I'm in front of 5060 thousand people and see what they're capable of doing we all know about what he can do on the ground but what's his skills passing like", metadata={'source': '-JVITToppE0'}), Document(page_content="capable of doing we all know about what he can do on the ground but what's his skills passing like what have you evaluated him as a passer um he he's completely some passes you know he's completed a couple down the field he throws some screen passes and some hitches and some deep balls I think he's pretty good at what they asked him to do you know they don't ask me to throw it 20 30 times a game you know the way they run the football they don't have to his kind of his option football you know so long but when they do ask me to throw he's he's pretty effective with that as well hey coach he talked about it being in two games he's and how the guys embraced that mentality you know maybe forgetting about the FIR past 10 and now looking forward to just these two games at home maybe good you know like I said we had a very energetic practice yesterday in we talked about enjoying these last two weeks with with the seniors I know and telling seniors to enjoy it as well because they're gonna miss it you know there's their last to opportunity to play an awesome Stadium you know something they all dreamed up coming in here just playing and trying to make it their best two games they're ever played in Austin Stadium you know and the games before before this is nothing you can do about those but put up a high end and play these last two and like I said earlier we have a lot to play for and that's credit to our players of putting our football team in a situation where this time of year you still playing for something you know and that was the work that they put in early in the year you know and even though we had some bumps along the way ting still got a chance to do something so excited about it a great opportunity great challenge and head it was and I think they look forward to taking advantage of those opportunities yeah coach had a rare opportunity Saturday night to see your next two opponents were you able to watch that game and live and if so what did you take from that we encouraged by Oregon State running the ball as well as they did against Arizona I didn't I was with my kids I had a rare opportunity to spend time with them and enjoy them and it was great we went to the Globetrotter game and my two-year-old now has a ball and she's trying to spin it on her finger now but I spend time with them this this weekend and on Saturday so I watched I did watch him yesterday and and took this morning you notice him but didn't watch him Saturday I was watching Morgan and Jackson and not much will wheels old enough he don't spin it's my time with that kind of do his own thing now like can I get a DAP or something you know give me a hug or anything but um it was a joy spending time with Morgan she is a fireplug for sure which team really didn't watch didn't pay too much attention to or extend what they were trying to do anything it was more focusing on Arizona what they're doing it both on both sides of the ball and special teams and and what we can do to to try to um exploit some of their their weaknesses you know so focus more on them and come next week we'll focus a lot on on Oregon State you know they didn't do some good things especially second half or if they did you know running the football they started to run with some power and went down hill on them and did some good things Collins schooler seems to just make the plays that needed to be made for Arizona what's your impressions of him and just overall impressions of Arizona's defense he's he's a really good football player I like him he's he's he's a football player he's one of those kids you might look at him and like oh I don't know this kid can play ball you turn to families he's a football he's like his brother tough and just love to play the game and then you look at their team they're your ongoing defense they look a lot of young guys playing for him right now and they play hard they do some things to try to disrupt what you're", metadata={'source': '-JVITToppE0'}), Document(page_content="guys playing for him right now and they play hard they do some things to try to disrupt what you're doing up front and you're blocking schemes you know but they play really hard and they're young and they they'll give up some things but they also get something in return because they aggressive they are so they've do a great job by intercepting the ball you see that but like I said they give up some things and they get some things back so we got to be on our a game of running in throwing the ball it been two weeks I know you guys have a lot of questions will ya you're already asked about brass but obviously when you were hired you had to scramble and put together a recruiting class several of those guys work committed Arizona what's kind of a relationship like with Rich Rodriguez after that kind of was like before that you know see each other hello how you doing coach and that's pretty much it you know I don't think well at least I know what me I don't know what other coach I don't think you take it too personal is is what it is I mean we all understand what we're cruising this and got to do it to the end and you never know what's gonna happen you know these kids have choices and they have the right to do whatever they decide to do and and don't necessarily like it at times but it is what it is so you have to be prepared for everything but I don't think there's any animosity or anything like that you know I respect him and I would say he respect me", metadata={'source': '-JVITToppE0'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tO_l_Ed5Rs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STI2fI7sKMo

[Document(page_content='Wait, are there any other girls? (upbeat music) Hey guys! Welcome back to our channel. Shawn Johnson official. I\'m Shawn. I\'m Andrew. We\'re married. Today we are doing something\nthat I have been dreading. (laughs) We are going to Google\nourselves, and see what comes up. Oh boy! But before we do it, make sure you press the subscribe button, comment down below.\nPress the like button. Turn on notifications. Do it all.\nThank you, thank you. Yes, we love you guys. Who wants to go first? You. Guys, so I saw the Liza\nKoshy Google Myself video, and I was like, "Shawn,\nwe have to do that." Wait, okay, I think the\nfirst one we google Andrew. Then we google me, then\nwe google you and me. Okay, okay, I\'m down for that. Okay, what comes up here? I\'m a little nervous, I\'m not gonna lie. Google Images: Andrew East. I\'d be surprised is\nanything came up, really. (laughing) Hey, looking pretty good, alright. You look kinda like you\ndon\'t wanna be there. Well, I was tryna... It\'s like football, so you\nkinda gotta act, tough. How about this one? Hey bro, I\'m so tough. What\'s up man, what\'s up? Thick neck. I used to do that for every\nsingle football picture. You\'re such a dork. What are you thinking right now? Oh shoot, I don\'t wanna be\nhere, I don\'t wanna be here. (laughing) Kansas City was a rough time for me. How about this one? That\'s actually impressive. That\'s a pretty cool picture. How\'d that happen? Remember I did a front roll? What? I\'ll put that clip in. That was awesome. (upbeat music) (mumbling) Yeah. Obviously, that\'s what\nthis whole thing is about. What is this? That was... I had dark hair, I like it. Wait, question of the\nday because I\'ve been thinking about this. Do you guys like my\nhair darker or lighter? That\'s a question? Yeah. I like it darker. I know you do, you want my hair black. I always liked brunettes,\nbut I married a blonde. Let\'s see what\'s googled about you. Andrew East. Chiefs is the first thing that came up. Chiefs, NFL, age, Vanderbilt,\nwedding, education. Everyone knows about your education. Andrew East and Jordan Rodgers. Huh, I\'m surprised. Wow, Jordan! For those of you who don\'t know, Jordan Rodgers who won The\nBachelorette I think season 23. Also I feel weird saying\nhe won The Bachelorette. Just cause that whole\nconcept is weird to me. But we played together at Vanderbilt. Pretty good friends. Is there a picture of you two together? Okay, it\'s got articles. We going articles now? Andrew East\nOh boy. Wait, girlfriend? Easy. Look at the flow. Guys, should I bring that back? No.\nI\'m debating it. No\nIt\'s like halfway there. Dork picture. They make you do the, they make you. Dork. Okay, first thing that pops up. Wow, my People article. Your People article? Okay, poorly phrased, admit it. Your People article? Who is Andrew? Wait, click on this. Who is Andrew East dating? When did this come out? 26? Age 26 and his zodiac sign is Virgo.\nI\'m a Virgo. Guys I\'m not gonna lie, I\'m\nnot big into zodiac signs. Relationships: One total. You got three thumbs\nup, how many do I have? What are the thumbs up? Do I have any? No thumbs up! Hit the thumbs up button. Oh and they slapped me\nwith the married tag. Do you see that? So? What? Is that bad? Go to your Wikipedia. Wait, do you edit your own Wikipedia? No. Wow, look at my professional NFL career. Geez. That\'s pretty impressive. That\'s so many teams in three years. Married to Olympic gymnastics\nchampion Shawn Johnson. Wow, this is it? Nobody\'s got any deets on me? Kinda boring babe. That was a pretty boring Wikipedia page, I\'m not gonna lie. How much is Andrew East worth? Yes! What do we have? Affair, married, wife. Wow, we chill with this already? Was your mom a basketball player? "Since having players in\nhis family background made "him to think of\nestablishing his football", wait, "his career in football itself." Did that sentence make any sense? No, but wait, later your', metadata={'source': 'STI2fI7sKMo'}), Document(page_content='parents got a divorce. "And he was brought up by his older sister "taking special care of him." Whoa. Okay, he doesn\'t have an older sister. His parents are definitely\nhappily married. Wait, was your mom a basketball player? Pretty sure she was not. No but there was another\narticle that said that. Also we got some really\nsketchy ads over here that we\'re probably\ngonna need to blur out. Okay, but all this personal stuff is. Wow, my net worth is five mil? Alright baby, you\'re doing good! Yeah! That\'s right babe, good job. I can assure you, it\'s much more. I\'m kidding. Eye color? Blue? Not even close guys. Verify. You tell me. What colors is my eyes? Not blue. "East is not interested in\nstudying his academic study "rather, he used to practice\nfootball from the early time. "Andrew was even planning\nto study business during his "graduation but he quit his education." This is not true. I graduated from high school and college. I graduated twice. And grad school. These people did not do their research. They got our wedding date right. We didn\'t date early 2010\'s. But we did start dating then. "His wife Shawn Johnson is\nalso record holder athlete." "He never involved in extramarital affair "besides his wife." That doesn\'t make sense. Okay, but guys, the funny thing is, I am a very sincere and faithful person. "Even he is planning to get his own futsal "to young kids who are\naddicted to playing football." This is crazy! "Therefore, his current net\nworth is nine million dollars." Not five. Told you guys! And my net worth last year is\nfive million which is funny because I just saw an article. Go back to that how much I\'m not worth. They said you weren\'t worth anything. Yes. Okay. "It has been a somewhat\ntumultuous year for me and Andrew" Not true. We struggled through our\nfirst year of marriage With conflicting schedules, stressed to be able to see one another. "Times have been tough\nfor the duo who have "an unwavering love" which is true. "Money was short and opportunities\nwere hard to come by." My net worth says I.... "Is not known considering\nhow difficult it has been "for him and Johnson to get on their feet, "it might not be substantial." So we have not substantial\nall they way to nine million. This just shows you the\npower of the internet. So many different voices. And it says, "these two\ntalented athletes work," It\'s fake news! and money is sure to come" It\'s all fake news. The nine million and the not substantial. All fake news. This is all ridiculous. Okay, your turn. Your turn, you ready for this? I\'m just going go ahead and do it. Google Images first, gotta\ngo in the same order. Okay, I\'m excited. Are you nervous? Mm-hmm. Shawn Johnson. She did take my last\nname, guys, by the way. I did. I\'m technically I\'m Shawn Johnson East. I got rid of my middle name Machel, and made Johnson the middle name. She spells her name Machel,\nM-A-C-H-E-L, which is crazy, I can\'t believe that\'s our first picture. That\'s the first one that comes up. Cute, cute, cute, gymnastics, cute. I actually like that picture. Adorable. Crotch shot. Crotch shot? Crotch shot. These are all gymnastics. I think you look amazing there. Oh I think that\'s gross. Oh I like that one. You do? Yeah. Wow, that\'s a crazy picture. That\'s wild. Look at that bootie. Bootie, bootie, bootie. Is that the first thing you look at? Fired! (laughter) When\'s the last time you googled yourself? It\'s been a long time. (mumbles) That\'s Adventure Capitalist right? That is Adventure Capitalist. If you haven\'t seen the show it\'s on CNBC, 10 PM eastern time every Tuesday night. Every Tuesday. Hey you\'re looking pretty good there. (laughter) Nice. I\'m losing my hair. It\'s actually amazing to me. All these different pictures. There\'s like a gajillion. You have so many different\nlooks that you can pull off. Yeah, I kinda look', metadata={'source': 'STI2fI7sKMo'}), Document(page_content='looks that you can pull off. Yeah, I kinda look\ndifferent in every picture. You look way different there. Not my style. Not my groove. I mean you\'re still beautiful. I\'m still your wife. Still beautiful but not my preference. Dancing with the Stars. Can we just talk about this. Go up. That is disgusting. She says that about\nevery picture of herself. Oh, here\'s baby child, awkward. Funny? That\'s cute. It\'s awkward. You know everyone goes through\nan awkward painful stage. Which picture did you and Nastia do? I\'m not gonna lie, I do\nnot like leopard print. Not my favorite. Really, zero pictures\nof you and I together. Wow, can we talk about the outfit? Who is this? That is me. Leather? That is pleather. Pretty aggressive there. Pleather. Okay, obviously you with\na bunch of gold medals around your neck. Oh boy, ex BF? (laughter) Wow, a photoshoot flexing together. I\'m not gonna lie, that\ndoesn\'t even make me mad \'cause that is -- Douchey. It\'s kind of embarrassing. (laughter) It\'s pretty bad. That\'s a good picture of us. The crew. Oh God. Yes, here we go. Okay, first of all, first picture is her and her ex boyfriend. "Andrew East is Shawn\nJohnson\'s boyfriend." That\'s not even me. That\'s not you. And then it\'s you and\nme with my head cut off. (laughter) No respect. And then it\'s you and D Huff. Hey, I love D Huff. And then I\'m probably\ngonna see some other boy. D Huff was never a boyfriend, guys. I mean, this guy\'s stealing the show. Mark Balice is on there. Shawn Johnson, body issue. (whistles) Back when I had abs. Is that an ab vein? Yeah Whoa, chill. That\'s scary. That actually scares me. That is horrifying. Uh, we need to blur some\nof these pictures out. Wow. Andrew Dean. Is that you? No. Why are all these weird pictures on here? Wait go down. What? That was me a week before the Olympics. You literally look like a doll there. You look fake and itsy bitsy. I was itsy bitsy. Shawn Johnson, first article\nthat pops up, USA Gym. Your wesbite. Guys, if you haven\'t seen that, go check it out. Go to it. It\'s pretty dope. I\'ll show it to you real quick. Oh look, with the most\ncurrent Instagram picture. We need to fix that. Very cool, okay, I\'m about\nto get scolded real quick. Oh boy, I guess it broke. It broke. I guess this is news. Guys, if you didn\'t\nknow, I just debuted on Adventure Capitalist on CNBC. However, not long after that,\nI filmed the second show, MTV The Challenge. Wait, what are the things people Google? Shawn Johnson what? Go back. Oh yeah, good call. Shawn Johnson, let\'s see what fills in. Instagram, Shawn Johnson East. Net Worth Here we go. Here we go. Six olympic stars who got\nfilthy rich after their games. Ah ha! Michael Phelps became the first hundred million dollar olympian. Are you close to that, Shawn? Are you number three on the list? I\'m number three, man. Wow, good for you. Okay, balanced and danced\nher way to an estimated nine million dollars, estimated wealth. I\'m not gonna lie, Shawn,\nI\'m a little disappointed. Your net worth is only equal to mine. I know, I know. I didn\'t even have to go to the olympics. You didn\'t even have\nto go to the olympics. That is so true. Okay, next article, come on. Okay. Alright. What else are people googling? Okay, let the record\nshow that we do have the same net worth, though. Theoretically. Well, we are married. Affair, married husband. I\'m married. Okay I\'m excited. How many children does Shawn Johnson have? No. Four feet nine, is that accurate? Shawn Johnson in any relationship affair. Okay, Shawn Johnson quiz,', metadata={'source': 'STI2fI7sKMo'}), Document(page_content="let's see if there's a quiz. How well do you know Shawn Johnson? Let's try it. Okay, let's see if you can pass. Do you love gymnastics? You do? Well then this quiz is for you. We are 25-30, that's scary. What is your age? What is Shawn's middle name? - [Both] Machel. Born in the month of-- It's Mimi, it's Mimi. Shawn's middle name is Mimi. Come on, at least get it right. No, I just wanna see-- Click on it. No. Yes. Oh look what you did, you zoomed in. Born in the month of... January. I was born in APGAR's... What the heck is APGAR? The baby test? The baby crying test? Yeah. How is that even a question? That's ridiculous. Do you know what your score is? I do. I'm gonna say 4, that's the highest score. Do you wanna know? Yeah. It was zero. I was\npronounced dead at birth. Wow. You knew that. I don't know what freaking APGAR is. Shawn walked at the age of nine months. Nine weeks, she just,\nstraight out the womb, baby. She just popped out and\nstarted strolling around. I did start walking at nine months. Hey, click on it. Shawn never, geez. When is Shawn Johnson\nDay in the state of Iowa? Do you know? Yeah. October 17th. Yeah. Is that right?\nMm-hmm. Wow.\nShawn lives where? Her email. (laughter) 95% well! Oh, you know what? It must've been the APGAR score. Oh, I was gonna say, what? Shawn, we only know you 95% of the time. Okay, we'll work on it. That was pretty fun, huh? Should we take another Shawn quiz? No, try Andrew East quiz. Maybe we should make a whole vide on the quizzes made for you. Yeah, no quiz for, oh wait, but there is Andrew East'... That was fun. The quiz was my favorite part. All I can say is anyone\nwho posts stuff is weird. Like all that stuff. Stop posting freaking crotch shots. All that stuff was pretty much wrong. Yeah, anyways, if there's\nanything you find on Google about us that you feel you need to share-- Link it down below.\nPut it down below. I'm actually interested in that. Yes, please do. But until next time,\nplease give us a thumbs up. Even if you don't like it Subscribe. Turn on the notifications. Thanks for watching, guys. Peace. (upbeat music) ♪ Oh oh what you gonna\ndo with all that cash ♪ ♪ I'm gonna, oh oh, stay\nout in an all nighter bash ♪ ♪ I'm gonna oh, oh, buy\nmyself a nice suite and tie ♪ ♪ And then I'll give my boss the finger ♪ ♪ In my private jet flyby ♪", metadata={'source': 'STI2fI7sKMo'})]

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[Document(page_content="so it's been about a week since I got my hands on the new iPhone 10 and I'm sure you've seen all the videos on it already but I wanted to share my experience with you all and let you know what I think about it so this is my experience with the iPhone 10 after using it for a week [Music] one of the first things we should talk about is this display it's a 5.8 inch OLED super retina HD display which is a first on any iPhone and what that essentially means the blacks are deep the colors are vibrant thanks to that OLED technology and it's the highest resolution on any iPhone out right now now the thing I love most about this iPhone though is its form factor the screen is bigger however the form factor of the actual body of the phone is smaller so that means it's sitting in between the iPhone 8 and the iPhone 8 plus which has a 4.7 inch and 5.5 inch display respectively now let's talk about that notch that black ship at the top houses all the new sensors in camera they're being used for the new face ID feature on this iPhone 10 now after about a week of using the phone I can barely tell that that strip is even there whether I'm watching videos or I'm scrolling through Twitter I can't tell that it's there now I got used to it although people are still complaining online about the hole notch thing I like it you may not but you'll get used to it now back tracking the face ID though I think it's awesome since there's no physical home button on this iPhone there's no touch ID you're gonna have to unlock your phone with your face so how well does it actually work well out in broad daylight it works great whether you have sunglasses whether you're in a car at night whether you're about to sleep or whether you're in a car at night it works every single time and we actually just uploaded a video on TechnoBuffalo channel whether we could trick face ID or not if you want to go ahead and watch that video I will leave the link out in the description below now in terms of build quality it's the best iPhone today it feels like I really paid a thousand dollars which is still mind-boggling how much this phone costs however I do really like the stainless steel band around the phone and the all glass back in front it's a really great phone ahold and it reminds me of the Samsung Galaxy Note 8 or the s8 just a little bit less slippery now one of the biggest things I had to adapt or learn are the new gestures now since there's no physical home button there are new ways to go home or use the multitasking feature or access control center so in order for you to go home you have to swipe up from the bottom or swipe up halfway if you want to access your multitasking cards if you want to access control center you're gonna have to swipe down from the upper right hand corner or if you want to access your notifications you're gonna have to swipe from the upper left corner so trying to learn all these new gestures is a little bit cumbersome since there's no physical home button but after a few days of using the phone I eventually got used to it moving on to the camera is just like previous iPhones it's great I think the processing algorithm the Apple uses on their cameras are really well optimized for the hardware which gives its photo a really nice crisp natural look out of the camera now apply some filters through third-party apps and you've got yourself a really nice photo to post on Instagram another cool thing about the iPhone 10 is you have portrait mode on the selfie camera as well I still think it looks a little funky but hey there's an emoji which is definitely the best feature of the iPhone 10 I mean come on this looks awesome so after using the phone for about a week I noticed that battery life is really good on the 10 it's definitely way better than iPhone 8 I used previously and it definitely lasts way longer than that at the end of the day around midnight I'd have about 25% or more battery left after", metadata={'source': 'eijd-yjXY9E'}), Document(page_content="than that at the end of the day around midnight I'd have about 25% or more battery left after using the phone heavily during a day now we'll see how long this lasts but so far it's been pretty good anyways that's been my experience with the iPhone 10 after using it for about a week let me know in the comments down below what you all think of this video let me know if you're thinking of picking one up let me know if you decided to go with another phone like this video if you liked it and yeah I'll see you all in the next one [Music]", metadata={'source': 'eijd-yjXY9E'})]

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[Document(page_content="one of the biggest names in musical theater the star and creator of Hamilton has plunged right into his next act it's in a place a long way from Broadway but very close to his heart as David Pegg no shows us as the creator and star of the Broadway sensation Hamilton lin-manuel Miranda is used to getting mobbed by adoring crowds but the crowds that greeted him a few days ago in Puerto Rico were different they weren't here to just applaud him they wanted to thank what's your biggest concern for this island it's still the immediate needs of the hardest hit towns it's those towns and the mountains and the hardest hit town that we're still struggling to get aid to in the aftermath of Hurricane Maria Puerto Rico is still reeling 53 days later much of the island remains without power I feel very proud to support Hispanic Federation because your money is going to lie hinton in Puerto Rico helping themselves sense the storm the 37 year old Miranda has been using his voice and his fame to sound the alarm what is expected of you as a Puerto Rican well it's it's complicated because I didn't grow up here so it's this weird mix of I will do anything to support the island but I also don't for a second pretend I know what's best for the island because I don't live here my job is to amplify the concerns of authorial it's weird because I remember when my grandfather was building this house while Miranda wasn't born here his parents were and lin-manuel spent summers as a child visiting his grandparents in Vega Alta outside San Juan my grandfather built house around the porch here as with much of the island there is little left they bought this property and the only thing that was here was a porch and and they built the house around that and now that porch is still here the porch survived has survived them and has survived this hurricane and has survived everything the day after the hurricane hit Miranda did what he does best [Music] he wrote a song almost like preyas inspired by West Side story's Maria to raise money to help the devastated Island get back on its feet [Music] he rounded up some of the world's biggest Latino stars from JLo to Rita Moreno how much money has been raised through the Hispanic Federation not even including almost like praying we've raised about just shy twenty million dollars how much money has a song alone brought in I don't know yet you know I know that we've sold over 150,000 copies on iTunes that's a dollar 29 each so that's minimum 150,000 but as he was finishing the song Miranda got caught up in a controversy on Twitter with President Trump with September 30th when the President of the United States tweeted the mayor of San Juan who was very complimentary only a few days ago has now been told by the Democrats that you must be nasty to Trump and you tweeted you're going straight to hell real Donald Trump no long lines for you someone will say right this way sir they'll clear a path any regrets no those were the only words I had on the occasion you know disasters are moments when leaders unite us you know they're no one's fault and he starts attacking people on the front lines thank you for everything you guys do last week we hopscotch the island with Miranda in Isla Verde he made sandwiches at a relief kitchen and then visited an aid distribution center in San Juan where he met with the mayor Carmen you lean crews it's a boost and it brings joy to people's hearts I also want to tell you that I'm jumping back in when he wasn't making friends he was making headlines announcing he will return in the lead role of Hamilton for a run at the University of Puerto Rico in January 2019 it's weird just yesterday the Smithsonian announced that I donated my act to costume to the Smithsonian thousands of tickets will be sold for just ten dollars though more expensive travel packages will be offered to help bring tourism back to the island let's make them crazy jealous celebrated", metadata={'source': 'c-3JxzN2u34'}), Document(page_content="will be offered to help bring tourism back to the island let's make them crazy jealous celebrated for his musical about the immigrant who became a founding father lin-manuel Miranda has found his next act and nothing but faith and the character and the resilience and brilliance of the Puerto Rican people if they're given a fair shot to come back we'll have an even better political than before", metadata={'source': 'c-3JxzN2u34'})]

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[Document(page_content="( claxones sonando ) ( rugido de metro ) ( ♪♪ ) Hombre:\nDamas y caballeros. W. Como eres. J.Lo. ♪ Dos cuerpos entregados ♪ ♪ Un par de enamorados ♪ ♪ Flechados ♪ ♪ Cansados ♪ ♪ Sudor desenfrenado ♪ ♪ Cuando tú y yo\nnos juntamos ♪ - ♪ Sin piedad ♪\n- Hombre: Aquí no aguantamos. ♪ Nos damos ♪ ♪ Cuando hacemos el amor ♪ ♪ Amor, amor, amor ♪ ♪ Vuelvo a la vida ♪ ♪ Siento que vuelo ♪ ♪ Cuando hacemos el amor ♪ ♪ Amor, amor, amor ♪ ♪ Vuelvo a la vida ♪ ♪ Cuando toco tu cuerpo ♪ ♪ A la la la eh ♪ ♪ El sudor de tu piel ♪ ♪ A mí me vuelves loco\ntus besos en la piel ♪ ♪ Ahora eh ♪ ♪ Quiero tu desnudez ♪ ♪ A mí sí tú te vuelves ♪ ♪ Luego lo hacemos otra vez ♪ - ♪ Cuando se pone el babydoll ♪\n- ¡Uf! ♪ Arrasa ♪ ♪ Una copada viene\ny tumba la casa ♪ ♪ No sé qué me pasa\npero cuando me abraza ♪ ♪ Con su fuego me trastaza ♪ ♪ En el medio de la cama\nse entrega ♪ ♪ Siempre pa' delante\nsabe cómo se atreva ♪ - ♪ Y se pega ♪\n- Y se pega. ♪ Se pega ♪ ♪ Cuando hacemos el amor ♪ ♪ Amor, amor, amor ♪ ♪ Vuelvo a la vida ♪ ♪ Siento que vuelo ♪ ♪ Cuando hacemos el amor ♪ ♪ Amor, amor, amor ♪ ♪ Vuelvo a la vida ♪ ♪ Cuando toco tu cuerpo ♪ ♪ Amor toda la noche ♪ ♪ Bañados en sudor ♪ ♪ Tenemos la fortuna ♪ ♪ De perder el control ♪ ♪ Se oculta la luna ♪ ♪ Cuando sale el sol ♪ ♪ Se pierde mi blusa ♪ ♪ Y tu pantalón ♪ ♪ Suma la cama\nResta la ropa ♪ ♪ Bésame rico\nVuléveme loca ♪ ♪ Así, así, así ♪ ♪ Así, así, así ♪ ♪ Sabes a cielo\nHueles a gloria ♪ ♪ Dame la vida\nY la victoria ♪ ♪ Así, así, así\nAsí ♪ ♪ Yo quiero sentirlo lento\nTu cuerpo ♪ ♪ Moviendo así\ncomo el viento ♪ ♪ Se mezclan\nlos sentimientos ♪ ♪ Muy lento\nMuy lento ♪ ♪ Para aprovechar\nel tiempo contigo, bebé ♪ ♪ Cuando hacemos el amor ♪ ♪ Amor, amor, amor ♪ ♪ Vuelvo a la vida ♪ ♪ Siento que vuelo ♪ ♪ Cuando hacemos el amor ♪ ♪ Amor, amor, amor ♪ ♪ Vuelvo a la vida ♪ ♪ Cuando toco tu cuerpo ♪ ♪ Cuando hacemos el amor ♪ Wisin: Hay emociones\nque no puedes controlar. ♪ Vuelvo a la vida ♪ Sientes que te vuelves loca. ♪ Cuando hacemos el amor ♪ W.\nJennifer López. ♪ Vuelvo a la vida ♪ Señores, bienvenidos\nal otro nivel. ♪ Eh, eh, eh. ♪ ( motor ruge )", metadata={'source': '9t9u_yPEidY'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM-ni_LSOFE

[Document(page_content='- It unlocked! I can grow a mustache\nand still use my phone. - Ahhh. ♪ (ragtime music) ♪ - (FBE) So today, you are\ngoing to be reacting to... this! - What\'s this? (chuckles) - Is this the latest iPhone?\nX or something? - This is a bit bigger.\nIs it the new one? Is it the X?\n- Okay, this is what? The iPhone something.\nThe iPhone X? - Is this the iPhone X?\n- iPhone X. I hear about this phone! Too bad it costs, like,\n$12,000 or something, or I\'d like to have one.\n- (FBE) That is the iPhone X. - Oh my god.\nFire alarm, gotta go now. - (FBE) We talked about this\nonce before on the show. - We did.\n- (FBE) But now we got the real thing. How\'s it look?\n- It\'s so small. This ain\'t no 10.\nAre you serious? - I don\'t need to upgrade\nmy 6 is what I thought. (laughs) My 6 works fine. I finally\nlearned how to work it. I don\'t want to have to\nlearn all over again. - (FBE) So for the first time\never on an iPhone, there is no Home button.\nSo to go Home, you have to swipe up\nfrom the bottom of the screen to the top of the screen. Oh, no. Wrong way.\n- Whoops! - Oh! Okay, there.\n- Hit the side here, and then-- okay,\nand then there-- yeah, and then okay, it\'s--\n- (FBE) It\'s-- (chuckles) You\'re--\n- (Siri) That\'s what I thought. - (laughs) - (FBE) Obviously, one of\nthe most talked about features of the iPhone X is\nApple\'s Face ID, which allows you to unlock the phone\nby scanning your face via the facial recognition software.\n- I did hear that. - It sounds great. I don\'t know if\nit will work all the time, though. - (FBE) So if you\ngo to the Settings, we can actually set up Face ID\nand see if it recognizes your face. - Settings...\nHow do I go to Settings? Ah, there it is. Okay, I see it now.\nI just need to look. - Set up Face ID. All right. - "First, position your face\nin the camera frame. Then move your head in a circle to\nshow all the angles of your face." Okay. Uh... This little arrow\nis showing already. Oh, I see. Like this? - This is really cool.\n- Done. So I hit "Done"?\n- (FBE) So now, swipe up. See if you need a password. No password! It\nrecognized your face. - Ohhh. So that\'s how you know.\nHmm, I don\'t know. With all the zillions of faces\non this Earth, you mean this phone won\'t ever make a mistake?\n- (FBE) All right, it recognized you.\n- That is pretty cool. - It didn\'t ask me for anything.\n- (FBE) Exactly. It saw your face. - Oh, so I don\'t even have to\nposition certain things. It just automatically\nknew it was me already. - These days, I do it with my finger\nso what\'s the big difference? - (FBE) Now it\'s your face!\n- Okay. (chuckles) - So far, I like\nthe feature, you know? I didn\'t have much\nof a problem the old way, but maybe this is\na split second faster, and God knows we need the time.\n- (FBE) One of the things, if you recall from the commercial,\nis that Face ID will recognize you kind of no matter what.\nIf you put on a hat, if you grow a beard,\nany of that kind of stuff, it will still recognize your face.\n- That\'s right. \'Cause I can look very different\nif you remember what I looked like when I first started here.\n- (Johnny) Who let the dogs out? - (FBE) To test this feature,\nwe actually have some disguises for you.\n- Oh, okay. - (FBE) And we\'re gonna\nsee if it recognizes you even with the changes.\n- Okay. - Oh, how cute! I like that.\nI look like the judge from before. Yeah, it recognized me. - Okay, now it opened\nwith a hard hat. So it knows me anyway.\n- Yes, it works. It works just\nas fast. Oh my gosh. - (laughs) Oh, goodie!\nI always wanted a mustache. Oh, it did! - Not good, \'cause\nI\'m a different person, and it still let me use the phone. - It unlocked! I can grow a mustache\nand still use my phone. Wow. - Aw. It recognized me.\n(chuckles) Shucks. - Can\'t fool this baby.\nNo wonder it cost $12,000. - That would be hard, wouldn\'t it? How can it recognize me\nwith a mask on? - Ah-ha! So it won\'t\ndo a full face-- of course, there\'s\nnothing to recognize. - Mm-mm. That\'s good.', metadata={'source': 'DM-ni_LSOFE'}), Document(page_content="do a full face-- of course, there's\nnothing to recognize. - Mm-mm. That's good.\n- It didn't. It didn't. Good phone! - Ah. Voila! We got him. (laughs)\n- That is amazing technology. I think that's fantastic.\nIt would be great if you could just\nuse your face for everything. - There are emergencies in life.\nDo I have time for the phone to recognize my face\nbefore I can call 9-1-1? - (FBE) I know the one feature\nyou were very excited about is... - (gasps) Animojis!\n- I do use emojis. I don't know how this works.\n- (FBE) So if you see on the left, there's a bunch of\ndifferent possible icons. You can pick whichever Animoji\nyou wanna try to use. - This one.\n- Oh, that's what my friend was doing the other day. She must've had an iPhone--\noh my god! The unicorn is talking. (chuckles)\n- Is that a pile of poop? I like that one. (laughs)\n- (FBE) So make faces, and see if the pig matches it.\n- (laughs) Oh, (snorts). - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Mm. Mm. - Ahhh! - I love that!\n- (laughs) (laughs) This is fun! - Haa! Ehh! Eh-ah! Ahh! Well, it can really\nonly open the mouth. Okay, so-- oh, no!\nIt does the eyebrows. - Now, thinking ahead,\ncan you send this as a message, a talking message? (gasps)\n- (FBE) That's what we're gonna have you do.\n- Oh my gosh! Okay. - (FBE) You can hit the little\nred button the right, and you will record a message.\n- This is the bear that you've always feared,\nthe kung fu panda! - Oh, okay. So,\nhow you like me now? - Hey, I'm a big pile of poop!\nIsn't that great? Ooh! Ooh!! And I'm stinky!\n- (in deep voice) Hi, handsome. Want a date with a poop?\n- ♪ Playa ♪ (farting)\n- (FBE) So if you tap on the message that you just sent,\nyou should be able to hear your Animoji.\n- Okay. And then? - (poop) Hi, handsome.\n- (laughs) - (chicken) Hi there.\nI was just wondering how you're doing today.\n- (laughs) - (pig) Well done.\nYou finally made the big time. - Ah. What are they doing?\nWith all the technology, they got you laughing at yourself! I don't know if\nthat's progress or not. - I think it's silly.\n(chuckles) I'm sorry. I can send just\na regular text message. It's not for me, I think. - (FBE) Finally, when you\nwere younger, obviously, no one had a cellphone.\n- Yeah. - (FBE) And now we're at the point\nwhere cellphones are cameras, people listen to music off them,\nthere are GPSes now, and now they can even\nrecognize your face. - It's Star Trek\nand all the sci-fi movies I loved back then, and Star Trek,\nand all the-- I mean, I'm waiting so I can be beamed up.\n- A lot of times, I just grab my camera,\nmy phone, and start taking pictures, and the quality is like, what?\n12 megapixels? Just as good as\nthe $5,000 camera I'm using. - (FBE) How do you think\nyou have adapted to all the different changes\nthat cellphones have gone through over the course of your lifetime?\n- I'm still a dinosaur. I still struggle.\n- I'm amazed by all of it, but no, I do not\nkeep up with all of it, 'cause I really don't need to.\n- I need it to be able to get people's\ncommunications on a dime. This is the way everyone\nis communicating to me, so I'm gonna have to be able\nto get the communication on the go. - If I didn't have\nthe loving attention of my children and grandchildren,\nI would be way behind. When I was young, I didn't even know\nwhat a cellphone was. I didn't see television till 1950,\nand look how far we've come. - Thanks for watching this\nepisode of Elders React. And thanks to Jason Smith\nfor watching last week. - If you want a shout-out\nlike Felix Jacobs, make sure to leave a comment.\n- Hey, guys. Panda Ethan here from FBE.\nThanks so much for watching this episode of Elders React.\nAnd if you're here in the first 30 minute of any\nof our new episodes going live, be sure to leave a comment.\nYou might just see it featured. Bye, guys.", metadata={'source': 'DM-ni_LSOFE'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0XYVssCKjw

[Document(page_content="mr. bill McGee's parking-lot chronicles once again episode three we got clay Thompson the legendary 40 and their special gifts for you guys to send some inspiration your way let's get it started here with a future legend klay Thompson I got a question clay how do you feel about turn to clay in the press they turn to clay again oh man china clay well I mean I was happy just came off my second NBA championship you know and I was over this having a good time and I didn't know everything would go viral as it did I forgot the internet was so worldwide you know it is undefeated but I think people saw the other side of me that they don't see on the court did I see my face you see always show emotion but I was just having a great time in China no you have fun too absolutely and the Chinese people love that they love it efore T how's it feel just being a legend in the bay like everyone knows you your a stapl if you comes if you come to Oakland you got to say what's up to you 40 I came with a game with a da you know and just kept working hard you know if you keep throwing things at the wall eventually I'll stick you know I've been getting my justice do later on it later age but through all my whole career I've been solid not salad kept it one never tell them that you make beast oh oh yeah I do produce you know I'll know where I heard him on the way to China you know everyone was asleep tell them the turn boy see news story 14 hours in the flight I'm looking around the plane he claims he has a DD I seen a full effect he's standing he can't sit down for it and me and him I was up for 8 hours like hey clay check this beat up check this beat out for 8 hours like a lot of good ones a lot of bad ones Wow a lot of good ones let believe you're not an artist oh so am i art it's just in a different way you know you see me shoot the ball I asked art I'll do that I'll be back again in so long here I'm saying especially you got a lute li anything you want to tell the people about what you got going we are 30 years in this thing man I got young talent and after Pharoah on VP Lee we can go on and on for every we just grateful to still be here and still put out great music and we let away as we love our soil we Northern California all day man stay tuned we hear what my guy art with an amazing story I'm gonna let him go ahead and tell y'all his story and his foundation and just what he's doing in the community randomly a young man a stranger ran up shot me took my wallet took $20 out of my wallet and ran off I woke up from a coma about a month later on Christmas Eve pretty much to learn that I would never walk never talk again well here I am speaking with tutorial and you know my goal is to get back on my feet to walk again I do walk with the robotic exoskeleton suit yeah you know song I'm not giving up on that dream you know we got clay to come on getting a wheelchair before I play some ball so we got to get you in a sauna player definite know me man when I started joining three of them what is their foundation about so what my foundation is about is to spread spinal cord injury awareness to stop senseless gun violence going on but also to help you know spread a adaptive sports like wheelchair basketball and get young youth that are disabled to meet their favorite athletes or their favorite entertainers or what nothing to get that awareness out there and I got this wristband and I'm in the middle of the room broke it when when KD first came out here I gave him one of the year you know it just really means a lot because a mentor of mine he came in after when I woke up out of a coma with the same specialized wristband that said life goes on to put it on me and you know I I never took it off and it's something that keeps me going so just to put that message out I've been and I could be applied to anything you know mr. bill McGee's parking lot Chronicles thanks for watching check me out on Katie's channel", metadata={'source': 'w0XYVssCKjw'}), Document(page_content="know mr. bill McGee's parking lot Chronicles thanks for watching check me out on Katie's channel and hey you", metadata={'source': 'w0XYVssCKjw'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KODzih-pYlU

[Document(page_content="G: It's happening. G: Hi guys, my name is Grace Helbig, if you did not know, now you know. Your life is different now. Look who's here! It's Molly Burke. G: She has transplanted to Los Angeles from the lovely Toronto, Canada, and I'm so happy that you're here. Literally we're in her -- M: this is the first time- M: Time I am ever filming in this apartment, and you are here with me to do it. G: Yay, we have a really fun challenge today. We are going to be decorating cakes: blind! G: I mean you're gonna be doing that anyway. M: I decorate every cake blind and when I say I decorate every cake blind. I don't decorate cakes. M: So it really- even though I'm blind and live every day without sight. It's still going to be a challenge for me G: I have sight and this is going to be bad I've actually done this one time before with my friend Mitchell, and it did not go very well Mitchell: Okay, well my hand is in the -- the stuff. G: Oh you're using your hands? Mitchell: Are we not supposed to? G: You can, I didn't realize that would be an option I'm just trying to get the least amount. Mitchell: How, how? Mitchell: She's getting foundation on the -- she's got a lot of- her skin's bad. G: You only have to cover the top of the cake. We don't do the side. Mitchell: Wait, what're mine? G: Just the top. Mitchell: Oh, it's just the top. Then- where am I check me? G: Mouth Mitchell: So I'm good? G: Did I do a mouth? Can I move on to eyes? Mitchell: Is that enough? Mouth? G: Hey, where's my other one! G: Where's the eyes? G: Where did the cake go? G: Did I get eyes? G: Did I get- am I done? Mitchell: Am I done? G: Am I done yet? Mitchell: What am I supposed to be feeling? G: Your cheeks and lips are the same colour! Mitchell: Cheeks, cheeks. G: Am I done? Am I done? Mitchell: NO, I'M DONE! Mitchell: Come on! Mitchell: Yeah, I was done at the same time. M: I'm really interested to see what goes down here. G: I got here and Molly and her mom had already made these funfetti cakes for us to decorate, so you guys have already gone above and beyond. We have a bunch of different cake decorating apparatus. M: So many options! G: And not only did they make cakes they made funfetti cakes. M: Always the funfetti. I feel like the icing is honestly gonna be the most struggle. G: And well we have knives. That's good Okay, what have we decorated cake for each other? M: Aw... G: Cause we're sweet. M: And then we eat them. G: Oh yeah, that's my favorite part of this game. This is just all a big ruse to get the cake eating part of it. I say let's do like five minutes. M: I think it's gonna take me five minutes just to ice this. And I'm gonna put the blindfold on myself as well. Just so that nobody can be like she's sighted. G: Right. M: She cheated. G: There's all these conspiracy theorists out there that really think Molly is sighted. M: Which is hilarious. G: Go f*ck yourselves. M: Thank you, Delta. G: Oh, are these Delta- M: My delta flight is providing us with blindfolds. G: Oh my god, not advertised, not sponsored, but I mean reach out Delta. M: We're open to it. We're gonna have to open these. M: Okay, and there is a napkin if you need it. I feel like hands are gonna be really involved with the icing. G: Hands are a utensil, right? M: I hope you washed your hands, because I'm not eating that cake you haven't. G: Mom, are we set? Molly's mom: Go! M: Oh, I love with the spoon. G: Oh, and it's gonna devolve into hands immediately. I'm sorry that I'm gonna destroy your kitchen. M: Okay, there's a nice like clean new carpet below me. G: I feel like my cake is really becoming beautiful. M: I'm glad you're confident in yours. G: Yeah... M: I don't have much of it at this moment. G: If anything my hands have gone for a makeover. M: I'm not bothering icing the edges. G: We haven't got time for that. M: We have so many options for decorations, which is great. 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G: I- know that mine has not gone the way that I would have wanted it to, but art is not for interpretation. It smells amazing in here by the way. M: It smells like a lot of funfetti. M: I'm gonna say my fingers are sticky enough. G: Yeah. M: And I think that I'm done. G: Okay, I'm gonna say I'm done too. M: The reveal. *suspense music* G: Wow. Wow, yours is so pretty. M: It's supposed to say smile. I don't know if it wrote anything. G: Um, it definitely doesn't say anything. You can see the attempt to write smile. M: Okay. G: But there is a dog hair in it. M: That really is the epitome of my life. I have a guide dog his name is Gallop. He's like this big black dog. Everywhere I go he stands on my left side guiding me, all the time I just have hair all over me left side. G: You just gotta wear black pants all day. M: Not my aesthetic. G: Not my aesthetic! G: Well, speaking of Gallop, my cake is a tribute to Gallop. It was supposed to be a dog shape on here, but it's kind of like a Warshak- M: What did you make the dog shape out of? G: Every candy I could get my grubby hands on. I started to try and draw it with some cake icing, but I felt like that wasn't going well. So I tried to make a dog shape with all of the candy. It looks kind of like a butterfly. M: Did you just kind of like throw them on and then try to mold it. G: Yeah... M: Is that the technique? G: Yeah, it looks a little bit like a butterfly, a little bit like a crude penis. Maybe a little bit like the letter I, kind of. It's not good. M: Well here I have a smiley face, cause you make everybody smile and laugh. G: Aw god bless. M: And then you have such a colorful personality, so we did the colors. G: Yeah, you really nailed it. Yours looks like it's actually really well done. M: And then it was supposed to say smile. That was gonna be like the finishing touch. G: It's the thought that counts. Give us some comments down below which cake did you love, which cake did you hate, you guys gonna tell us all those things anyway. M: Would you- they're probably gonna be like I'm not gonna eat either of them because they're nasty. They had theit hands all over them. G: Oh yeah, I'd definitely pick out for like 10 minutes when I got here and then just put my hands in icing and put it on a cake, so... This was really fun. I feel a domestic af, like a domestic goddess. M: I feel like a housewife. G: If you guys haven't already go check out Molly's channel. We're doing another thing I'm terrible at. Identifying odors over on her channel, so go check that out, the link will be in description box below. But go check out all of Molly's videos. She's super sweet, really funny and just an overall breath of fresh air. M: Oh... Thank you. G: Thank you. Um. We'll see you guys next time. I don't know. How do you barely have any icing on your hands? M: Um I used the napkin that we provided. G: Oh, no. I'm just a trash monster. I went full out. M: I- I utilized this to its fullest potential. G: Yeah, I'm like what's a napkin. What does that do? I don't know.", metadata={'source': 'KODzih-pYlU'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6340tX9M_eM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4YAyT4ihIQ

[Document(page_content="[Lele] Hey good luck. [Natalie] I don't need it, but you will. (Lele laugh hysterically) [Natalie] I'm sorry. What is so funny? [Lele] Who are you? [Natalie] Who am I? Somebody who's getting their license today! [Natalie] Your very immature. And that's why you won't be getting your license! [Intercom] Paging Lele Pons? Lele] Oh me? Okay I'm going first. You've been waiting here. Sorry! *laughs* [Lele] Hi [Justin] Hi, my name is Justin, I will be administering your driving test today. [Lele] I'm really nervous about this. [Justin] You shouldn't be it's just gonna be the two of us. [Lele] Actually, no [Young Ezee] LETS GET IT POPPIN AYEE YO LELE ABOUT TO GET HER DRIVERS LICENSE !!!!!!!! [Justin] Woah, woah, woah, woah,woah, woah, woah!!!! [All girls] AYYEEEEEEE [Justin] woah woah woah woah woah woah [Justin] Hold on, hold on. We can't have your friends back here! [Lele] Why not? Young Ezee] What do you mean? [Justin] This is supposed to be only me and you. [Friend #2] Well, maybe we can come to an agreement. Don't you think? Maybe you should sit back here, and we'll judge it from here. [Justin] *awkward* ahhh *lets out air* *laughs* [Friend #2] Okay fine, I'll just massage your shoulders [Justin] Umm... [Justin] Come on, come on. Here put the keys in the thing, let's do this. [Justin] Alright, so we're gonna drive straight towards the cones, we're gonna take a left around them,... *lots of screams* JUST DEAL WITH IT IT HAS NO CURSES JUST TURN OFF THE SOUND OKAY IM TIRED CC HALF DONE BY CHLOE AND TORI CANT GAME K BAI [Justin] Come to a stop, come to stop. [Lele] You see I parked. [Justin] Yeah, you parked. That's about the only thing you did right. [Justin] You hit every single cone. In fact, there's probably still some under the car right now. [Lele] Exactly. [Young Ezee] This is gonna go viral!!!! [Lele] Gonna go viral. [Justin] Okay, so the next order of business is the slalom. Don't ask me how to spell it, we've got to go in and out of cones. [Justin] Okay? [Lele] Okay. [Justin] You think you can do that? [Lele] Yeah I got it. [Justin] Okay. [Justin] California state law says that we do this blindfolded. [Justin] It's why there's so many good drivers in California. You have to feel the car. [Fi] Blindfolded?! [Katherine] Mother, you've got this. I love a bumpy ride. [Lele] You guys ready? [Justin] Okay. That was great. Let's just pull it to a stop right over here right over here All right how am I doing not good girl you can't drive. I can't cook so you know what I do I keep my butt out up. Yeah. Why don't we just pull over and talk about any person? Let's take outside right all right. Just pull over there. I gotta figure out Great going back there. I'm cuz you need and see all those cones I'm sure your test might well it went well What is it with you you want a drag race? No way if you sure you're hoping I do want to race Let's get it. Oh you do okay loser loses their license, okay loser Katherine do you think I got it Lily? I just going down. It's about to be dressed Don't worry buddy got What do you mean I don't get my license a I get everything I want you'll have to come back next time to get your license I could just punch you in the face to see you next year No, you're a horrible driver wait wait, what do you want? I'm sorry wait, I mean we almost died like 17 times Well the last time I checked drag racing was eat legal. Yeah, and I got a rollin camera, buddy Well your face all right here, okay, just Take it", metadata={'source': 't4YAyT4ihIQ'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_5_slz4ke4

[Document(page_content="uh we're gonna explain now why tony is here this is nfl sunday and there are some calls on this sunday morning from some of the players to put an end to thursday night football eight players got hurt just this past thursday including seattle seattle seahawks star richard sherman sherman wrote an article called why i hate thursday night football calling the league hypocritical for preaching safety but then asking for players to play games on only three days rest other players echoing that sentiment this week injuries are part of the game but thursday night game there i feel like thursday night games put people in harm and when everybody's not prepared so to lose a player of his magnitude his caliber is just uh it's it's tragic all right so let's bring in tony do you think if there's any football is going away well the current contract for thursday night football expires at the end of the season that contract was for 900 million dollars for two years so that's one reason why you would imagine it's not going away the ratings relatively are still good enough and the quality of play maybe you can question whether it's good but you can argue the teams are making money off this the players are making money off of this and there's a current state in the nfl now with player suspensions we just talked about it with ron that yeah that's what that's looking like player protest and the commissioner roger goodell is in his own contract with negotiation that's tense right now but if the players think it's unsafe and and they're at risk and they're all getting injured doesn't the nfl have to do something that is the dilemma it's a great question sarah three days rest how does your body recover after three days rest how does your body recover after seven days rest it's my opinion that if you took all the players injured in the nfl right now put them on one team that team would win the super bowl by 40 points but we're talking about aaron rodgers and jj y we're talking about the best players in the league but there is one other thing from thursday night's game i want to show you seahawks quarterback russell wilson this is another issue for the league we're just compounding issues here he took a hit to the to the chin and was told by the referee as his league protocol to go to the concussion tent and take a test video showed him in that tent for fewer than five seconds with nobody else in the tent he decided not to get a test and went back out on the field that's going to be reviewed by the league as well so the league's got a lot to look at here um and i would expect the fine coming see what are the what's the league saying about thursday night the league is saying that it's still quality play for them and it is and the ratings i'm sure are are where they kind of want them to be and the teams are happy to play in these games but do injuries affect ratings so if if the great the best players are the biggest stars are out i think that's what the league is most concerned about as far as ratings player protest there's an argument either way suspension's an argument either way but injuries to the biggest aaron rodgers these are the guys in commercials odell beckham and richard sherman as well tony really always is such a pleasure today quickly uh college football huge shake up yesterday two of the top three teams in the nation go down yesterday alabama number one or number two in one poll number one and the other barely held on so we're gonna see a big shake up miami is back we saw this game on abc listening they beat notre dame by 33. number one georgia lost by 20. it looks like auburn as well so alabama miami oklahoma going to be the top three in some ways i didn't know you were jumping in it's very sorry to cut you out what i did want to say was we always love having you on thank you very much that part that is also even ron backs me up on that hi everyone george stephanopoulos here thanks for", metadata={'source': 'L_5_slz4ke4'}), Document(page_content="part that is also even ron backs me up on that hi everyone george stephanopoulos here thanks for checking out the abc news youtube channel if you'd like to get more videos show highlights and watch live event coverage click on the right over here to subscribe to our channel and don't forget to download the abc news app for breaking news alerts thanks for watching", metadata={'source': 'L_5_slz4ke4'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xSx-5tmq44

[Document(page_content="man there was a time when Mel Gibson was America's Sweetheart now he plays [\xa0__\xa0] I want to go back I've been Mel Gibson was mr. good guy back when the biggest fight you could figure the Sega Genesis versus Super Nintendo and even then people didn't really give a [\xa0__\xa0] we all game together let's go back [Music] daddy's home too so daddy's home - is this equal to daddy's home which I saw for the first time pretty recently long story short discipline cracked me up at the end of daddy's home one you see a cameo by John Cena so you're like alright Mark Wahlberg's gonna have to ultimately swap roles with Will Ferrell he's gonna be the underdog now how's that gonna go doesn't really matter because they're bringing in the parents it was like the writers were like we saw meet the parents and Meet the Fockers and well how could we not now they're doing that yeah they bring John Cena in at the end but it's just one more iron in an already very clustered fire but I liked his Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg they actually do a really good job together this is not the first time being on screen together maybe that praise is a praise for the first movie what is they're actually quite good when they're working together also great casting on the part of their parents John Lithgow is absolutely who I could see being the parent of Will Ferrell's character Mark Wahlberg's character who it is that'd be yeah Mel Gibson and he's a total dick in this movie and it does work conceptually what doesn't work is the execution the movie is way too cluttered it's a [\xa0__\xa0] and quite frankly it's a bit of a drag the main schtick of this sequel is not John Luke cows character it is Mel Gibson's character you see why Mark Wahlberg was posturing in the first movie he gets it from his dad but his dad is truly a dick in a Christmas movie is a movie that takes place in the holidays with men of the holiday cheer as you're watching this curmudgeon is [\xa0__\xa0] [\xa0__\xa0] puff his chest belittle everybody it's kind of a drag yes it does have a nice family message at the end but every movie that takes place in the holidays has that it's Christmas movie 101 if you're a Christmas movie and you don't have that are you really a Christmas movie and there's no real comedy with Mel Gibson's character he just says something douchey and he laughs at his own joke most of time Mel Gibson's just walking around going I have known a hundred of those in life they're about as entertaining as you are now that's why I say he was good casting conceptually and the movie reuses a lot of the old jokes from the first one something that lands on the top of a car-crushing it little Ferrell getting electrocuted to death there are a few others let's block Wahlberg's character in the first movie he was kind of a dick but you could tell he did have a heart somewhere in there and even when he was talking with people like he was talking to Thomas Haden Church you could see that he had charm he had charisma earlier I could see why people gravitate to this guy Mel Gibson you don't couple times he walks off with chicks but you don't hear what he says to them it's just something that happens in the back grounds they're like I don't think they could write any charm for your character you gotta take the movies word for it that it works and the movie feels like it's way too long that's not to say the movie actually is long in its runtime but I'm just saying it feels like it's way too long guys in the end meet the [\xa0__\xa0] Gibson was it takes the family concept that we've seen done in movies before it takes the Christmas element that we've seen done in movies and done better the jokes were bland they were dry and in some cases were used in the first movie you feel like a sequel to daddy's home needed to be vomited out and now it's been vomited out and you're just not gonna remember the thing in t-minus one day ya already forgot I love to laugh couple of chuckles in", metadata={'source': '9xSx-5tmq44'}), Document(page_content="gonna remember the thing in t-minus one day ya already forgot I love to laugh couple of chuckles in this movie but for the most part no laughs all right guys so daddy's home - have you seen it what did you think about it or it's a sequel that's not as good as the first movie for you whatever it is whatever you think comment below let me know and as always if you like what you've seen here and you want to see more click right here to see more [Music]", metadata={'source': '9xSx-5tmq44'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEHCXl4J9Qo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8NxqyGcZA4

[Document(page_content="Lila am from Portland I know you went to Trump and Marla maples wedding the famous story that I've been telling is that I got up to dance I had a camera sitting on the table when I got back to the table the film was taken the KGB I have a lot of photos from the wedding and I didn't take your pet they did not and I post them occasionally where you had the war with Trump I am assuming did he did he come on the Rosie O'Donnell never because I never liked him really if you're 55 and you grew up on Long Island you know that he's a fake a phony and a fraud it was no mystery to me so I didn't have him on ever what is it like what has it been like for you having the President of the United States criticized your physical appearance I mean what is that done to you well not only my physical appearance everything my sexuality my parenting my wife like he he went really back crazy you know that make you go about crazy well I could say that when he first did it when he wasn't running for office it was like just this loser blowhard like who really cared but that's big the grass which is a great book and I don't really travel in his circles it's not like I'm ever Atlas circ and I see some Trump people you know I'm a normal person who goes to the mall and the Cheesecake Factory so Donald Trump's opinion of me not really relevant but when he got to be President it was very trippy it took me about six months to regain my equilibrium is that true I feel like I fell through the ice and I just was waiting to resurface I it's a badge of honor to be disliked and hated by this man right but to have it been done to you personally for a decade makes the PTSD fairly intense and you have to say to yourself what is it about you that drew this out of him well that I told the truth about him at a time when everyone was afraid but then I did the really offensive thing to him I told the truth that he was bankrupt four times that's what did it that's not a selfish man that he got his daddy's money and that he also notoriously ripped off all these private contractors family businesses all over New Atlantis city went under because of his unethical ways so I told the truth about him 10 years ago at a time when anyone could have found out those truths about him but the media decided not to print it while he was running not to talk about the fact that there was no equivalence between him and Hillary Clinton they acted like he was a legitimate candidate so I feel like the mainstream media is really responsible thanks for watching watch more clips here and subscribe to our channel here see ya", metadata={'source': 'k8NxqyGcZA4'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Th4qTv-4jE

[Document(page_content="why we changed our name Monday calm the pulse really what be rappers now Deepika duh I knew it was really bad when I went on TV for the first time in my life and all the answer could focus on was how bad a named a pulse was I like to ask what the post is but I also like to understand where you came up with this let's skip over the name we have more interesting passionately about oh here's a big great name I have like a company named same familiar it's again you going safe an alien we have a big data theme they have the tool called big brain it's a big brain has all the data in it I'm usually good at this stuff so from now on we're Monday comm we needed a name that represented our friend who we are and what we're here to do my name means work the good stuff about it and the bad stuff it's name that people will remember it's a name that people can spell on the internet it's been brought to our attention that some people like weekends more than they like Mondays we get it the problems they're facing and problems we're trying to solve hundreds of thousands of people use Monday in ways we never expected they make airplanes massive TV channels video production agencies people have always asked like what is it in a sentence and we couldn't ever say it in a sentence but we can in a word it's Monday how people work together problems they have working together and all those challenges are what we're trying to solve here Monday in a way or vision", metadata={'source': '9Th4qTv-4jE'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQpjvnm4ME

[Document(page_content="PLEASE SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW, I'M\nYOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS--\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: EVERY DAY IT SEEMS\nLIKE WE FIND OUT ABOUT ANOTHER HIGH-PROFILE SEXUAL HARASSER. AND TODAY IS NO EXCEPTION. BRACE YOURSELF, BECAUSE IT IS\nSENATOR AL FRANKEN. HE'S BEEN ACCUSED OF KISSING AND\nGROPING A WOMAN WITHOUT HER CONSENT. COME ON, FRANKEN! I GUESS THERE ARE NO GOOD PEOPLE\nLEFT SO LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH. JUST TELL US WHATEVER YOU DID,\nJIMMY CARTER, BARACK OBAMA, TOM HANKS, MALALA. (LAUGHTER). >> Jon: OH MY. >> Stephen: AS A FELLOW\nCOMEDIAN I LONG ADMIRED AL FRANKEN BUT I GOT TO SAY THIS\nDOES NOT BODE WELL FOR LOUIS C.K.'S SENATE HOPES. (LAUGHTER)\nHERE ARE THE DETAILS. STRAP IN. WHILE TOURING WITH THE USO IN\n2006 FRANKEN YET A SKETCH WHERE HE GOT TO KISS THE FEMALE EMCEE\nLEANN TWEED EN, ACCORDING TO TWEEDEN DURING REHEARSAL HE CAME\nAT HER, PUT HIS HAND ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD, MASHED HIS LIPS\nAGAINST HERS AND AGGRESSIVELY STUCK HIS TONGUE IN HER MOUTH. NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT IN\nSHOWBIZ, ACTORS CALL THAT TECHNIQUE, SEXUAL HARASSMENT. AND IT DIDN'T STOP THEREMENT ON\nTHE WAY HOME FROM THE TOUR, SHE FELL ASLEEP ON THE PLANE AND\nFRANKEN DECIDED TO TAKE THIS GOOFY PIC. OH BOY. THAT IS ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE. SO THIS IS BAD. FRANKEN HAS RESPONDED SAYING I\nCERTAINLY DON'T REMEMBER THE REHEARSAL FOR THE SKIT IN THE\nSAME WAY BUT I SEND MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES TO LEANN. AS TO THE PHOTO, IT WAS CLEARLY\nINTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT WASN'T. I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. OKAY, INTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT\nWASN'T. NO. YOUR MOVIE INSTITUTE SAVES HIS\nFAMILY WAS INTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT WASN'T. THAT PHOTO WAS INTENDED TO\nEMBARRASS HER. THAT'S WHY HE DID IT WHILE SHE\nWAS ASLEEP. NOBODY GOES UP TO THEIR BUDDY\nWHEN IS HE AWAKE AND SAYS HEY, CAN I DRAW A PENIS ON YOUR\nFOREHEAD. FRANKEN LATER RELEASED A MORE\nCOMPLETE APOLOGY IN WHICH HE SAID I'M ASKING THAT AN ETHICS\nINVESTIGATION BE UNDERTAKEN. AND I WILL GLADLY COOPERATE. WELL, THAT'S NICE. IT WOULD BE WRONG IN IF AN\nETHICS INVESTIGATION WAS DONE WITHOUT HIS CONSENT. OF COURSE, FRANKEN IS JUST THE\nLATEST POLITICIAN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. ALL WEEK WE'VE BEEN TALKING\nABOUT ALABAMA SENATE CANDIDATE AND MAN WITHOUT BUYS HIS\nWARDROBE AT PARTY CITY, ROY MOORE. (LAUGHTER)\nYESTERDAY, YOU REMEMBER, YESTERDAY FOUR, FOUR, COUNT\nTHEM, FOUR MORE WOMEN ACCUSED HIM OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT\nBRINGING THE GRAND TOTAL TO WAY TOO MANY. (LAUGHTER)\nAND GOOD NEWS FOR MOORE, ONE OF YESTERDAY'S ACCUSERS WAS NOT A\nMINOR. WHOOO? I DID NOT EXPECT THAT. THIS WOMAN WAS 28 WHEN SHE HIRED\nMOORE TO HANDLE A CUSTODY PETITION AND WHEN SHE WENT TO\nHIS OFFICE TO SIGN THE PAPERS HE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT HER YOUNG\nDAUGHTERS. AND IF THEY WERE AS PRETTY AS\nSHE WAS. WELL THAT'S JUST FAMILY VALUES. AND THAT EVAL US DATING YOUR\nENTIRE FAMILY. ANOTHER NEW ACCUSER SAYS THAT\nMOORE HIT ON HER WHEN SHE WAS 17. AND WORKING AS A HOSTESS AT RED\nLOBSTER. UH. THAT IS DISGUSTING. RED LOBSTER. (LAUGHTER)\nGOD INTENDED SHRIMP TO BE LIMITED. APPARENTLY, NO ONE HAS THE\nUNLIMITED SHRIMP? ALL RIGHT. APPARENTLY MOORE ASKED THE TEEN\nOUT AND SHE SAID DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM. TO WHICH HE RESPONDED, YEAH, I\nGO OUT WITH GIRLS YOUR AGE ALL THE TIME. TO WHICH I RESPOND,\nAGGH-- REMEMBER, MONDAY WE LEARNED THAT MOORE HAD BEEN\nBANNED FROM HIS LOCAL MALL AND APPARENTLY HIS BEHAVIOR WAS SO\nBAD THAT SEARS HAD A WHOLE ROY MOORE PROTOCOL. ONE STORE MANAGER TOLD NEW HIRES\nTO WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY. AND MOORE'S BEHAVIOR CAUSED\nWOMEN TO HIDE FROM HIM WHEN HE CAME IN THE SEARS. OKAY. OKAY. WELCOME TO TRAINING, COUPLE\nTHING TO THE REMEMBER, ALWAYS WEAR YOUR NAME BADGE ON THE\nFLOOR, OKAY. YOU GOT TO CASH OUT BEFORE YOU\nPUNCH OUT. AND IF YOU SEE ROY MOORE,\nPRETEND TO BE A MANNEQUIN. (LAUGHTER)\nDON'T BLINK OR HE WILL KNOW YOU ARE A REAL GIRL. >> Jon: OH MY. >> Stephen: AND OF COURSE\nBECAUSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ROY MOORE, THESE SEARS EMPLOYEES\nWERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. ONE OF THE WOMEN SAYS THAT MOORE", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'}), Document(page_content="WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. ONE OF THE WOMEN SAYS THAT MOORE\nASKED HER WHERE SHE WENT TO SCHOOL AND THEN FOR HER PHONE\nNUMBER. WHICH SHE SAYS SHE DECLINED TO\nGIVE TELLING HIM THAT HER FATHER WAS A SOUTHERN BAPTIST PREACHER,\nWOULD NEVER APPROVE. BUT THAT DID NOT STOP MOORE. A FEW DAYS LATER ITS GIRL WAS\nSUM MONDAYED TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE OVER THE INTERCOME IN HER\nCLASSROOM. SHE HAD A PHONE CALL. PHSSHHT, PLEASE REPORT TO THE\nPRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, AN UNIDENTIFIED WEIRDO IS CALLING\nFOR A HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENT. I HAVE NO PROBLEM MAKING THIS\nHAPPEN BECAUSE I'M TERRIBLE AT MY JOB. THAT IS ALL. AND THE CALL--\n(APPLAUSE) THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. AND THE CALL DIDN'T GO SO GREAT. SHE ANSWERED THE PHONE AND THE\nMALE ON THE OTHER LINE SAID GENA, THIS IS ROY MOORE. I WAS LIKE WHAT. HE SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I SAID I'M IN TRIG CLASS. (LAUGHTER)\nTHAT'S IMPRESSIVE. ROY MOORE ACTUALLY MADE\nTRIGONOMETRY THE MORE APPEALING OPTION. (LAUGHTER)\n(APPLAUSE) ALL THESE ALLEGATIONS HAVE PUT\nREPUBLICANS IN A TOUGH POSITION. THEY WANT TO HOLD ON TO THE\nSENATE BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO BACK A PERV. THAT'S WHY SENATE MAJORITY\nLEADER AND INSPIRATION FOR THE SAD FACE EMOJI MITCH\nMcCONNELL, HE THINKS ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS SHOULD RUN\nAGAINST MOORE AS A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. >> HE FITS THE MOLD OF SOMEBODY\nWHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO PULL OFF A WRITE-IN. THE ALABAMAN WHO WOULD, YOU\nKNOW, FIT THAT STANDARD WOULD BE THE ATTORNEY GENERAL, WHO IS\nTOTALLY WELL-KNOWN AND EXTREMELY POPULAR IN ALABAMA. >> Stephen: YES, WELL-KNOWN\nAND EXTREMELY POPULAR IN ALABAMA ARE THE ONLY CRITERIA. IN THAT CASE YOUR OTHER CHOICES\nARE FORREST GUMP, A STATUE OF BEAR BRYANT OR A JUG OF SWEET\nTEA WITH SUNGLASSES. BUT IT IS GOING TO BE SWEET TEA. >> I LIKE FORREST. >> Stephen: BUT MOORE ISN'T\nAFRAID OF THE WASHINGTON REPUBLICANS TWEETING DEAR MITCH\nMcCONNELL, BRING IT ON. A STRONG SENTIMENTS LEADING THE\nHEAD OF THE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN SENATORIAL COMMITTEE TO TWEET\nBRING IT ON IS A MOVIE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS. (LAUGHTER). >> Jon: NO, OH. (APPLAUSE). >> Jon: A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR\nCOMFORT THERE. >> Stephen: TO WHICH ROY MOORE\nREPLIED, AND? WELL, MOORE IS FIGHTING BACK. YESTERDAY ONE OF HIS ATTORNEYS\nHELD A PRESS CONFERENCE INTENDING TO PUT ALL OF THIS\nBEHIND THEM. >> I'VE BEEN WITH HIM IN\nPROBABLY OVER A HUNDRED DIFFERENT MEETINGS AND BEEN\nAROUND PROBABLY IN EXCESS OF 10,000 DIFFERENT LADIES IN\nJUDGE'S MOORE PRESENCE AND NOT ONCE, NOT ONE TIME HAVE I EVER\nSEEN HIM ACT EVEN REMOTELY INAPPROPRIATE AGAINST ANY WOMAN. >> Stephen: OF COURSE YOU\nDIDN'T SEE IT YOU WEREN'T IN THEIR TRIGONOMETRY CLASS. BUT THE MAIN-- THE MAIN--\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: THRUST, THE MAIN\nTHRUST OF YESTERDAY'S PRESS CONFERENCE WAS MOORE'S ATTORNEY\nTRYING TO DISCREDIT A KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE. ONE OF THE ACCUSER'S HIGH SCHOOL\nYEAR BOOK WHICH MOORE SIGNED. >> RELEASE THE YEAR BOOK SO THAT\nWE CAN DETERMINE IS IT GENUINE OR IS IT A FRAUD. >> Stephen: YEAH, IT COULD BE\nA FRAUD. LET'S COMPARE ROY MOORE'S KNOWN\nSIGNATURES, OKAY, UP HERE, KNOWN SIGNATURES WITH THAT IN THE YEAR\nBOOK, SEE? THREE TOTALLY DIFFERENT\nSIGNATURES BY THE SAME GUY. (APPLAUSE)\nNOW THE WOMAN, THE WOMAN'S ATTORNEY SAYS THEY MIGHT LET\nINDEPENDENT HANDWRITING EXPERTS LOOK AT THE YEAR BOOK BUT YOU\nKNOW WHAT, I TOOK A COLLEGE COURSE IN HANDWRITING ANALYSIS. AND I THINK I COULD HELP, NOW\nLET'S SEE, LIKE RIGHT NOW IF YOU LOOK UP HERE, TURN THIS ON IT'S\nSIDE, HERE IS THE SIGNATURE I FOUND HERE. IF YOU LOOK AT THE WIDE LOOP OF\nTHE R UP HERE, THAT IS A CLASSIC FORENSIC INDICATOR THAT THE\nACCUSED MIGHT BE HIDING SOMETHING PLUS THE ELONGATED Y\nLOOP DOWN HERE, THIS STEM DOWN HERE TELLS US HE HAS NO PROBLEM\nENCROACHING ON THE SPACE OF OTHERS. NOW THERE'S ANOTHER VERY SMALL\nINDICATOR, AND THIS IS EXTREMELY TECHNICAL BUT IF YOU LOOK REALLY\nCLOSELY, IT'S WRITTEN IN A GIRL'S HIGH SCHOOL YEAR BOOK. HE'S A PRE-VERT. (APPLAUSE)\nTODAY ROY MOORE HELD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE AND BEGAN WITH", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'}), Document(page_content="TODAY ROY MOORE HELD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE AND BEGAN WITH\nA STORY ABOUT SOME ADVICE A SEASONED JUDGE GAVE HIM IN IS\nEARLY DAYS IN POLITICS. >> WHAT YOU NEED TO DID IS HAVE,\nEYEGLASSES THAT SHOWS PEOPLE THAT YOU STUDY A LOT AND READ A\nLOT. THEN HE SAID AND THEN YOU HAVE\nTO HAVE ONE OTHER THING, HE SAID WELL YOU HAVE TO HAVE\nHEMORRHOIDS. I SAID WHY. HE SAID WELL TRK GIVES YOU A\nCONCERNED LOOK. (LAUGHTER)\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: LIKE THIS? (LAUGHTER)\nARE YOU HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT YOUR BUTT HOLE? AND MOORE BLASTED THE MEDIA FOR\nFOCUSING ON HIM. >> TODAY WE GOT A CALL FROM ONE\nBIG MAGAZINE, THAT Y'ALL RECOGNIZE IF I SAY THE NAME. I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. >> Stephen: I WILL SAY IT,\nIT'S BARELY LEGAL AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW EDITOR IN\nCHIEF. BUT MOORE WAS DEFIANT. >> THERE'S BEEN COMMENTS ABOUT\nME TAKING A STAND. YES, I HAVE TAKEN A STAND IN THE\nPAST. I WILL TAKE A STAND IN THE\nFUTURE. AND I WILL QUIT STANDING WHEN\nTHEY LAY ME IN THAT BOX AND PUT ME IN THE GROUND. >> Stephen: YOU CAN TAKE MY\nTEENAGE SALES CLERK WHEN YOU PRY HER FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8vsuOXZBXc

[Document(page_content="I love making you believe what you get is what you see but I'm so fake happy I feel so they can be up at everybody here is just as insincere oh so fake [Music] [Music] [Music] it's alright with me [Music] [Music] everybody said that I was doing good and I'm happy now I shouldn't know when things were going good it's when I'm dead [Music] [Applause] [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'w8vsuOXZBXc'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOEzjT-SED0

[Document(page_content="(radio playing) - [Radio Voice] After serving\nseven winters and six summers, Remy Ma, finally released from prison. (high pitch hiphop beat playing) ♪ If Peter Piper pecked 'em,\nI bet you Remy duffed 'em ♪ ♪ I told you not to touch 'em,\nit's not up for discussion ♪ ♪ All my clothes is custom,\nstraight from France ♪ ♪ My hands like Mayweather's ♪ ♪ All my friends eight and better ♪ ♪ I get a lot of money, honey ♪ ♪ Queen Bitch, inf beam bitch ♪ ♪ Body a guy for my guy\nmake you a mean bitch ♪ ♪ I'm his dream bitch ♪ ♪ Mean bitch, take one\nfor the team bitch ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble enough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ ♪ I'm rich, I'ma stay that bitch ♪ ♪ You fake-ass bitch, you\nowe homage, pay that shit ♪ ♪ Spray that fifth, the\ncrown, I'ma take that shit ♪ ♪ 'Cause you a clown and\nHomey don't play that shit ♪ ♪ See, they ain't slick, be\ntalkin' all cray and shit ♪ ♪ And then you see 'em ♪ ♪ They be like that they\nain't say that shit ♪ ♪ I hate that shit, I can\nmake or break your shit ♪ ♪ See, I got options, don't\nmake me weigh them shits ♪ ♪ I heard he lay that dick,\nyou let him filet that fish ♪ ♪ You just met him,\nhow he bae that quick ♪ ♪ I'll say it to your face,\ndon't gotta relay that shit ♪ ♪ If Nicole and Kid-man, OJ that bitch ♪ ♪ Take that trip, get\nmoney, make that lick ♪ ♪ Take your pick, that's\nyour set, claim that clique ♪ ♪ Bitch, you so thirsty, obey that shit ♪ ♪ If that's your dog, I suggest\nyou go train that bitch ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble enough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ ♪ Kimmy B don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Kimmy B don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Queen Bee don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Queen Bee don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble 'nough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ (hiphop beat playing) (fire burning)", metadata={'source': 'pOEzjT-SED0'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HOijUtExiM

[Document(page_content="When it comes to buying stuff, I’ve often\nwondered how did I live without online shopping? I mean literally today anything I want is\navailable to me 24/7. I can buy anything anytime. In fact 79% of Americans shop online. This happens when they’re laying in bed,\nwhile they’re out with friends having a drink. It turns out actually one in five us shop\nonline while we’re using the bathroom. All this stuff we’re buying magically appears\non our doorstep. But what effect does all this shopping have\non the planet? Delivery services ship a lot more packages\nnow because of online shopping. Since 2009 US Postal Service deliveries increased\nby 65%. And during the holidays, UPS deliveries have\nincreased by 260 million packages since 2010. Now for the most part, if you compare online\nshopping with driving to the store, online shopping has a smaller carbon footprint. But there’s a catch. It's only better for the environment if you\ndon't get rushed delivery. Most of us, including me, are choosing faster\ndelivery like two day shipping because most of the time it's free. Why wouldn’t we want it right away? But it isn’t just a time difference, it’s\nan environmental difference. All these faster deliveries mean more trucks\non the road and that’s causing more greenhouse gases. And that means more global warming. When we choose two-day shipping, deliveries\noften come in multiple packages. Let’s say I buy some dish soap and a pair\nof socks. The shipping warehouse near me might be out\nof dish soap, so they fly some in from another state. Meanwhile, those socks, they’re getting\nsent to me on a separate truck. Also, the company is trying to get it to me\nquickly, so trucks are often sent out only half full -- If there was more flexibility\nin timing, they could fill them up all the way. If you know you have five-day delivery window,\nyou can wait from all the products to come in from different sources, consolidate the\nshipment, and send it. And now you can wait for many customers’\norders to come in and consolidate that into, let’s say, a full truckload. This is Miguel Jaller. He studies sustainable transportation at the\nUniversity of California, Davis. By picking the longer delivery window, I’m\ngiving the company more time to find the most efficient way to get a product to me. Another problem is with returns. So one of the things that companies made is\noffering this reliable and fast and almost free return option. So now as a customer, I can actually try the\nproduct, even if I don’t have any store to go to, because if I don’t like it or\nit doesn’t fit, I can actually return it at no cost. So like with buying clothes, if I shop online\nand pick the ‘try before you buy’ option, it would be like saying a delivery truck is\ndriving back and forth just to find me the right stuff. So what are companies trying to do? When you think of the future of online shipping,\nyou might imagine drones and driverless cars. But today’s solutions are more about keeping\ntraffic moving along, like with wifi traffic lights that let truckers know ahead of time\nwhen the light will turn red. This cuts down on idling at the light and\nwasting fuel. We’re now starting to transmit the timing\nof those traffic lights, in anticipation for that, they might want to speed up a little\nbit or slow down or do these certain little velocity changes so that they increase their\nchances of getting through that light. This is Matt Barth at the University of California,\nRiverside. He’s looking at ways trucks can reduce their\ntransit footprint. You can essentially smooth out your patterns\nof travel. And when you smooth out your travel patterns,\nyou get those fuel-economy benefits. Cities like San Jose and Las Vegas are already\ntesting out this traffic light technology. You can save 15 to 20 percent fuel just by\ndoing those type of activities. And on the highway, trucks are now starting", metadata={'source': '5HOijUtExiM'}), Document(page_content='doing those type of activities. And on the highway, trucks are now starting\nto talk to each other -- it’s called truck platooning. You can think of it like cruise control except\nits transmitting the truck’s speed to the other vehicles following behind. This lets all the trucks drive in unison at\nthe same speed close behind each other. What they’re doing is trying to reduce the\ndrag. The narrow gaps they create between each other\nshields the trucks that are following from wind resistance. And so there’s been a number of experiments\nworldwide that have shown, you know, you can get 10 to 15, 20 percent energy savings, fuel\nsavings by doing that type of platooning. Now delivery companies have been tackling\nfuel use and emissions for decades. Take UPS. Since the 1970s they’ve encouraged drivers\nto eliminate left hand turns, reducing their emissions by 100,000 metric tons. That’s like taking 21,000 cars off the road. So there are ways companies can shrink their\ncarbon footprint, but what if they were better about changing customer behavior – like\ngetting us to be conscious about how we shop online? I’ve always picked that 2 day option because\nto be honest never really thought about it, but what if companies offered a green option? So if you just check a box they would just\nship stuff to you in the most energy efficient way possible. Sure, maybe it takes a little bit longer,\nbut that’s something I’d actually be willing to do. I mean every now and again, I might need something\nright away. But I probably don’t need to overnight a\ndelivery of socks to my front door. You probably do a lot of your online shopping\nwith your smartphone. Well watch our other episode to see what kind\nof impact these devices have on our planet.', metadata={'source': '5HOijUtExiM'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XP7A7kvzM

[Document(page_content="ALLDEMOHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD\nTHAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE\nDEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE. >> AND IT'S LIDEMOOLDY. >> James: WE'VE GDEMOIRD\nSDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP. >> I DON'T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT\nDEM >>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING TO GIVE YODEMOI'M\nGOINDEMO GIVE YOU THE BIRD SALIVA,DEMOY. WHICDEMOM STILL NOT ENTIRELY\nSUDEMOOW THEY GET IT. DEMOGHTER)\nDEMO. >DEMOS. >> James: HEARDEMOYOUR\nQUDEMOON. >> DEMO. >> JamesDEMOM, YOU HAVE A VERY\nDEMOIONABLE FAMILY. >> YES KNS KENDADEMOKYLIE,\nCOURTDEMO CLOAIE, KRIS. RANK THEM FROM BEDEMORESSED TO\nWORSTDEMOSSED. >> OKAY, BEST DRESSEDEMOWOULD\nSADEMONDALL. >> JamDEMOYEAH. GDEMOTH THAT. >> SECONDDEMOOULD GO FOR KRIS\nJEDEMO. >> JaDEMO YES. >> THIRD KDEMONEY. >> JDEMO: OKAY. >> NO, NO,DEMO YEAH, KOURTNEY. FOURTH, KYLIEDEMOO, OKAY,\nFOURTH-- DEMOONE BEFORE CAN BE KYLIE THDEMOOURTNEY. AND THEN DEMOE. SHE'S GOING DEMOILL ME. DEMOames: CLOAIE\nWORST-- KHDEMO WORST DRESSED. ALL RIGHT, SO KIM, DEMOCAN PICK\nSOMETHING FOR ME TODEMO. >> ARE THESE LIKEDEMOAL, LAKE\nCADEMOU REALLY EAT A SCORPION DEMO IS NOT POISONOUS. >> James: WELL, LODEMOLIKE\nWE'RE ABOUT TO FINDDEMO. DEMOKAY. WHICH GUEST DEMOHE SHOW HAS BEEN\nDEMOBIGGEST JERK. (DEMOHTER)\n>> YOU CAN SDEMOT. >> James: I MEDEMO I KNOW\nEXACTLY WHO IDEMO. THDEMOIS NO WAY ON EARTH I'M\nDEMONG IT. >> E-W DEMOI WANT TO THROW UP\nFDEMOOU. OH DEMOOD. >> JaDEMO OKAY. KIM, I APPROXIMATE GDEMO TO GIVE\nYOU TDEMOULLPENIS. DEMO. >> THE PENIS IS REALLYDEMOLL. (APPDEMOE)\nUNLESS IT'S ALL CDEMOED UP. >> James: DEMOY KAYNE. KIM,DEMOT IS ONE OF KAYNE'S\nHABITS AT HOME TDEMOYOU WISH YOU COULD GET HIM TO STODEMOING? >> DEMOTHIS IS SO EASY. >> James: OH REALLY, DEMOWE\nTHOUGHT DEMOOULD BE DIFFICULT, DEMON. >> HE FALLDEMOLEEP EVERYWHERE,\nAND IT GETSDEMOLLY EMBARRASSING WHEN WE'RE IN LIDEMO PARENT\nTEACHER CDEMORENCE. OR DEMO A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT,\nOR AT A MEETING THDEMOE IS LIKE BRINGING ME TDEMO MEET LIKE\nFASHION DESIGNDEMOAND THAT I HAVE NEVER MEDEMOFORE AND THEN\nHE'S SNODEMO AT A RESTAURANT. AND I BLAME EVERYTHING ODEMOT\nDEMO EVEN IFDEMOHASN'T TRAVELED IN\nLIKE A YEAR, I'M SO JDEMOAGGED I GET, I DEMO TO COVER UP FOR HIM. >> JaDEMO HE JUST FALLS\nSTRAIGHDEMOLEEP. >> HE STDEMO NODDING OFF. AND IDEMOUST LIKE-- ALWAYS THE\nKICK OR DEMOPINCH. >DEMOmes: LIKE WAKE UP,\nMR.DEMOT. DEMOES. >> James:DEMO'RE VERY GOOD AT\nTHDEMOAME. DEMO. KIM, WHATDEMOLD YOU LIKE -- WHAT\nWOULD YOU LIKE ME TODEMOST ON. >> I WILL GIVE YOU DEMOBIRD\nSALIVA, RIGHTDEMOFRONT OF YOU. >> JaDEMO OKAY. DEMORIGHT. >> OKAYDEMOMES. >> JamDEMOYES. >> WHODEMOYOUR LEAST FAVORITE\nKADEMOHIAN? >>DEMOes: HANG ON. >> OR IT IT CAN BEDEMONER,\nKARDASHIAN JENNER, SHOULDDEMOIVE DEMOTHAT? >> DEMOs: WELL, HANG ON. I'M TRYING TO THINK WHDEMOS BEEN\nDEMOHE SHOW. YOU'VDEMOEN ON THE SHOW. >> UHDEMO. >> JDEMO: KHLOE HAS BEEN ON\nTDEMOHOW. >DEMO-HUH. >> James: ODEMOO, WELL, I\nKDEMO EASY, KYLIE JENNER, SHE PULLED OUT OF THE SHOW, DEMOWAS\nGOING TO COME, SDEMOIDN'T COME, [BLEEP]DEMO, SHE'S THE WORST. (ADEMOUSE)\nDEMO. WDEMO SHOULD WE GO-- ALL RIGHT,\nI'M GOING TO GIVE YDEMO SARDINE SMOODEMO. YOU LOVE A SMOOTDEMO LIKE A\nGREEN JUICE, JUST WITDEMORDINES DEMOT. DEMO. KIM, THERE HAVDEMOEN LOTS OF\nRUMORS ADEMO YOUR SISTERS KHLOE AND KYLIE BEING PRDEMONT. DEMOLAUSE)\nARE THEY TDEMO YES OR NO? OHDEMOGOSH! [BDEMO] WOW. >> THE AFTEDEMOTE, I HAVE TO GO\nTO DINDEMOAFTER THIS. >> DEMOs: WE'VE GOT A WHOLE\nDINDEMOHERE. DEMO HODEMOS THAT? DEMOO [BLEEP] DISGUSTING. >> James: DEMORIGHT. DEMO. IT'S YOUR CHANCE NOW DEMO OKAY. >>DEMOT'S FOR THAT YOU GET THE\nCOW'DEMONGUE. >> JameDEMOH MY GOD. >DEMOILL RECOVERING. >> James: DEMO. >> JAMES, YDEMOAVE TWO SISTERS,\nWHO IS YDEMOFAVORITE? DEMOames: WHO WROTE THAT\nQUESDEMO? I DO HAVE TWO SISTERS, ADEMOA\nADEMOUTH. THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTHDEMOOULD\nEVER, EDEMOSAY THAT ONE OF THEM ISDEMOAVORITE CUZ I LOVE THEM", metadata={'source': 'p8XP7A7kvzM'}), Document(page_content="EVER, EDEMOSAY THAT ONE OF THEM ISDEMOAVORITE CUZ I LOVE THEM\nDEMO. THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS ODEMOLL\nYOUR GUDEMOGIVE IT UP FOR KIM KARDASHIDEMOEST, WE'LL BE RIGHT", metadata={'source': 'p8XP7A7kvzM'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpS-w6BxN-U

[Document(page_content='[ Cheers and applause ] -♫ Search party ♫ -Playing tonight,\nwe have the Tim McGraw party! ♫♫\n[ Cheers and applause ] And their opponents,\nthe Faith Hill party. ♫♫\n[ Cheers and applause ] All right.\nFirst up, we have Tim and Faith. Come on down.\n- Go, good luck, good luck. You can do it, you can do it.\n-Okay. [ Cheers and applause ] Here´s how the game works.\nHow are you? Good to see you.\n-How you doing? Nice to see you.\n-Fantastic. How are you, Tim?\n-Hey, how are you doing? Nice to see you.\n-You guys know each other. That´s not good.\nWe´re opposite teams, man. -No fraternizing.\n-No fraternizing. -Here´s how the game works. I will read you the start\nof an Internet search... -Oh, Lord.\n-...and you fill in the blank. -Oh, Lord, geez. -We have the top four most\npopular answers on the board. You´ll both type in your answers\nas fast as you can on -- This is called a computer.\n-Okay. -And then we´ll see --\n-He knows what a computer is. -If it matches the top four --\n-Barely. -...top four answers --\nAnd here´s the first search. Ready?\n-Oh, Lord. Okay. -Why do country singers\nalways sing about blank? Now type in your blank. -Come on, Faith.\nYou can do it. Type it! Tell me when you´re locked in.\n-I´m locked in. -Yeah, locked in?\nIs everybody locked in? -I´m locked in.\n-Locked in. -Okay, Faith,\nwhat did you write? -Love.\n-Love? [ Cheers and applause ]\n-Good answer! -Nice answer. -Tim, what did you write?\n-D-I-V-O-R-C-E. -Oh, nice!\nDivorce. Let´s see if we have\nany matches. ♫♫ Yeah!\n-The number-one answer! -Faith, get on over there!\nWe´re gonna go to Faith´s team. -That´s great!\nCome on, we did it, we did it. Hello, darling.\n-Hey. Oh, my God.\nHi, Mr. Dawson. -Once again,\nname the most popular word that completes the search,\nJimmy. Why do country singers\nalways sing about blank? What is it? -Mama?\n[ Laughter ] -Let´s see mama! Ooh!\n[ Audience groans ] -One fail.\n-What? -Two fails, and you´re out.\n-That is not cool. -James, it´s up to you.\nCome on. Why do country singers\nabout blank? Why do they sing about...? -Drinking.\n-Drinking! [ Cheers and applause ]\n-Yes! Let´s see drinking. [ Cheers and applause ] Okay, Faith.\n-Yes. You always sing about... -Um...\n[ Chuckles ] Uh, my -- my family. -Yes, family.\n-Family. -I love family. -Okay.\nIf they get family, you win. If not, the McGraw steals it. Ready?\nLet´s see it. Ooh!\n[ Audience groans ] That´s two. Tariq. Tariq Trotter. -Hey. How you doing?\n-Famed entrepreneur. -Yep, yep. -Country singers.\n-Yeah. -They often sing about what? -We often sing about, uh...\n-We? [ Laughter ]\n-You´re not a country singer. -The line between country and\nhip-hop has been blurred. -You´re right, you´re right.\nBlurred lines. -Yeah.\n-I´m gonna say trucks. -Yeah.\n-Trucks! Let´s see trucks! Oh!\n[ Cheers and applause ] Oh, my gosh! You guys won that one. -All right, they got one.\n-Now we´re gonna start again. Jimmy?\n-What was the last answer? -Let´s see.\nWhat´s that number-four answer? Dogs.\n-Yeah, yeah, dogs. -All right, Jimmy and Tariq,\nget up here. ♫♫ [ Cheers and applause ]\n-Come on, Jimmy. -All right, ready? Speaking of dogs...\n-Come on, Jimmy. -Yes. -Why do dogs blank? Why do dogs blank? Tell me when\nyou´re both locked in. Internet search.\nPeople queried the Internet. Ask Jeeves.\nWhat does Jeeves have to say? [ Laughter ]\n-That doesn´t exist anymore. -What´s that?\n-Ask Jeeves. -I got an assistant. I don´t know what\nthe Internet looks like. Jimmy, what did you write? -I wrote, bark.\nWhy do dogs -- "Why do dogs bark?"\nNice. [ Cheers and applause ]\nTariq? -That´s a good answer. -I got it right.\n-You got a good answer. I said, "Why do dogs run away?"\n-Oh, Tariq that´s sad. -Run away?\nThat´s sad. -My dog --\n-Wow. -Your dogs run away from you? -I´m still thinking about\ncountry-western songs. -Oh, okay, there you go.\nWe´ve moved on. Let´s see what we´ve got! ♫♫ Bark, number-one answer! -I´m sorry, I´m sorry.\n-Oh, my gosh! It´s a barn burner. It´s time for you guys to steal.', metadata={'source': 'ZpS-w6BxN-U'}), Document(page_content='-Oh, my gosh! It´s a barn burner. It´s time for you guys to steal.\n-Run away. I love my dog in my house.\nWhy do dogs spoon? Why do dogs spoon with me?\n-Are they dry? -James.\n-Why do dogs sniff? -Sniff!\n-Oh, nice. -We´re not gonna say what.\n[ Laughter ] -Yeah.\n-Sniff. Let´s see sniff. ♫♫\nSniff butts! I didn´t say that.\n-Sniff butts! -That´s your first movie!\n-That was my first movie. -I played James Butts.\n-You were great in that. -And you played Gary Sniff.\n-Gary Sniff Butts. We were a detective team.\nI remember. -Sniff ´n´ Butts.\n-Sniff ´n´ Butts. -All right, Faith,\nWhy do dogs do...? -Since we´re on butts, um, poop. ´Cause everybody poops.\n-They do. That is true. That is a fact.\n[ Applause ] Let´s hear it for poop!\n-It´s a book. -It´s a book, it´s a book!\n-I know. -The only thing\nthat would make me happier is if it was\nthe number two answer. -Ah!\n-Let´s see -- why do dogs poop? Let´s see poop!\n-Ooh! -There´s no poop up there.\n-This is rigged. So rigged. -Why do dogs...?\n-Dogs do what? -Dogs do a lot of things.\n-They do. Oh, I know.\nGo ahead. [ Laughter ]\n-No, let´s just -- Let´s just get in the zone\nfor a second. Maybe I can...\nwhy do dogs howl? -Howl. Owl?\n-Wait. -Yes!\nHe said it. He said it!\n-Let´s see howl! -All right.\n-Quest. -They got it?\n-Okay. -We´re going to you, baby. -Why do dogs bite?\n-Good answer. -Bite! Let´s see bite! Ooh! No, we gotta run.\nThat means Team Faith wins! James, Quest, get up here!\n[ Cheers and applause ] ♫♫ -You got it.\n-Okay. This is the final round.\n-Hoo! -The final round.\nFor 8 million points. Name a word\nthat completes this search. How do I get more blank? -James, be careful.\n-James, come on. -Oh, dear.\n-You got it? You know what it is?\n-This is up to James. -James has got it?\n-I´m locked in. [ Laughter ] -That´s a good one.\nThat´s a good one. -I have a feeling\nthis is gonna be filthy. You locked in?\nAre you locked in? -Yeah.\n-All right. James.\n-Money. -Money.\n-Yes. -That´s a nice one. [ Cheers and applause ] -Satisfaction. [ Laughter ] What? -How do I get more satisfaction? Let´s see it! ♫♫ Money!\n[ Cheers and applause ] All right. Faith, we´re gonna start\nwith you. -Oh, that´s not a good idea. -How do I get more blank? -Um, yes, uh... How do I get more -- -♫ Yes, sir ♫ -♫ Yes, sir,\nhow do I get more ♫ ♫ Oww ♫ [ Cheers and applause ] How do I get -- How do I get more, uh,\nintelligence. I don´t know.\n-Yes. -I know --\n-Let´s see intelligence. -It´s not up there.\nI know. I´m sorry. -Okay.\n-I´m sorry, team. -No, please.\nMy answer -- How do I get more --\nHow do I get more -- I want to say guac,\nbut I´m not gonna say it. I´m not gonna say it.\n-Guac is not your answer. -How do I get --\nHow do I get more time? -Time!\n-Oh, that´s a good answer. [ Cheers and applause ] -Let´s see time. [ Audience groans ]\n-What? -Now it´s up to you guys\nfor the steal. -We can steal it.\n-You can steal it. If you steal, you win.\n-What? -If you steal it, you win. -The whole game?\n-One answer. -Are you allowed\nto talk to each other? -One answer. They´re just\ngonna get one answer. -Yes, we are. -If they get this right,\nthey win. If they get it wrong, they lose. One answer.\nYou guys ready? -Yeah.\n-Oh, wait! -Yeah.\n-Okay, ready? How do I get more...? -One, two, three. -Sex.\n[ Laughter ] -Let´s see sex! Oh!\n[ Cheers and applause ] The winner!\nTeam Tim! -The worst!\nUnbelievable! My thanks to Tim McGraw,\nthe champ! Tariq Trotter, Questlove!', metadata={'source': 'ZpS-w6BxN-U'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf1xyI_iKWA

[Document(page_content="Good morning John. Hope you're feeling better; you missed a video for the first time in a long time because you're very sick and I cannot hold it against you. But to make you feel better I'm gonna talk about everybody's favorite topic which is the complexity of the US tax code. Woo! [Music starts] Tax policy is so fun. [normal] It's not gonna happen, no. It's not, it's complicated and it's too complicated. I think everybody agrees that it's too complicated just nobody agrees on how is the best way to simplify this. So, instead of talking about that, let's talk about why it's complicated in the first place because you think maybe we can just make this really simple - to start all over again, how would you do it? Well the simplest way to do that would be a head tax. A head tax would be taxing every single person the exact same amount. So you enter the world and your fee for existing in the US is like twelve thousand dollars a year. If everybody paid twelve thousand dollars a year, we would pay the entire federal budget and it would be good. This works really well for families like mine, I could afford to pay twelve thousand dollars a year for all the people in my family. Doesn't work as well for people who don't make any money like retirees or disabled people. Also for all of the people that that would be like all their money that they made, that would be a bummer. Work all year you make like eight thousand dollars then what happens? The government just comes in they uh They just take you, they take you to tax jail. [sings] Tax jail! [guitar riff] Tax jail! [normal] So a head tax; that's not gonna work. So instead, let's tax people's income, if you don't make any money you don't pay anything if you make a lot of money you pay a bunch. For a flat tax to work on individual human income, you gotta pay - get ready for it - A 50% flat tax. A little bit more than that actually. Every single person has to send half the money that they make to the government and this sounds wrong right because nobody pays 50% taxes. Well it turns out we're missing something because when I was talking about taxing the amount of money that people make We gotta examine the definition of money. And of people and of make. All those words. Because getting money is just one way to receive value and if we only tax money then everybody would get paid in like diamonds or gold or something so we have to tax value so if i give you a car in exchange for doing work for me that's still income and we still tax that. The us tax code doesn't actually tax money, it taxes value. This is really important when part of somebody's payment might be stock in a company. Now we gotta examine, what is a person? Because it turns out a lot of the money in the US isn't made by flesh-and-blood human things. It's made by these non-meat people called corporations. [singing] So now it's time to talk about corporate tax. [not singing] Currently most corporations in the US are taxed just as if they were people. So, I own businesses; If the end of the year one of my businesses has more money in its bank account than it had at the beginning of the year, that difference is taxed as if it is my money because it is. I control that corporation, I control the money and so i pay the exact same taxes on it that I would if it was just my money. That's how it works right now. That's not how the Republicans in Congress want it to work. They want people like me, if i have money that's getting made by my corporation, to pay like way less tax on that I don't know why, 'cause it's still income to me but I guess, I don't, I... Let. Look. That's not what we're here for, that's not what we're doing, we're not analyzing the tax thing we're just talking about why it's complex. And now we have to talk about the definition of make. If you just tax people's ordinary income you're not catching a huge chunk of what happens. 'cause there's another way to make money,", metadata={'source': 'Qf1xyI_iKWA'}), Document(page_content="income you're not catching a huge chunk of what happens. 'cause there's another way to make money, and a lot of people make money this way. And that's when you buy something and then it becomes worth more and then you sell it and you make money. This is called Capital Gains and it happens mostly with real estate and with stocks in the stock market. So instead of talking about taxing the amount of money people make, we're actually talking about more like the uh, like the [singing] increase in value received by entities which make, make you unsurprised to see how there's complexity. [normal] There's two really good common-sense reasons not to tax people who don't make very much money. One: They tend to spend almost all of their income anyway, they save very little and if they have less money they are more likely to end up being supported by social services which costs the government money. And two: Because they don't make very much money, taxing them actually doesn't contribute that much to the budget. Like you could increase their tax bill an amount that would be extremely impactful to them, but it would not be impactful to the budget. [singing] So you wanna tax the rich people more and the poor people less, make a bunch of tax brackets and it gets more complex. [normal] Tax people who make a bunch of money more, one because we can afford it and two because you make way more money when you raise their percentage, because they have so much more income. Now the second to last reason why the tax code is so complicated I'm not even gonna sing it, it's just because the government wants to encourage certain behaviors in people. So it gives people tax credits for saving money for retirement, for going to school, for saving money for health care They let you write off parts of your mortgage because they want to encourage homeownership, that kind of thing. The government also has provisions for just things that like they're just trying to be more fair. Like for example right now, if you go to graduate school you might make like ten thousand dollars a year in actual money, but you get tuition deferment so you don't have to pay your tuition. But, that is value being delivered. So technically that value of your deferred tuition is income, 'cause you got that value, remember we're talking about value not money. So if you get like thirty five thousand dollars of income from your tuition deferment but you don't have any actual income, that's a huge burden for graduate students so that is not counted as income as part of the tax code. At least at the moment but again we're not talking about what they're planning on doing in Congress right now, that's not this discussion. Finally, the last reason why taxes are so complicated iiiiiiis [guitar music] [singing] rich douchebags, avoiding their taxes so we've got to make up lots of rules to keep them paying their taxes. [normal] Every time I come across something really annoying in my like business tax stuff I'm like, 'Why is this rule even here?' And then I realize, it's because somebody was using some underhanded little thing to avoid paying their taxes and the government had to create a new rule. Thanks so much, I'm so glad you didn't have to pay those ten thousand dollars so that now everybody in the world has to deal with this new rule. Taxes are complicated. I don't like it, nobody likes it, everyone would like there to be a simpler system. But I do worry when people are talking about simplifying it because every change to the US tax code has real impacts on real people. And ultimately, if you want one reason why it's so complicated, That's it. That's the reason. John, I'll see you on Tuesday. [guitar music] [singing] Capital Gains!", metadata={'source': 'Qf1xyI_iKWA'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9GSF3ROa58

[Document(page_content="♪♪ Meet Billy Billy is living the American dream This is his friend Tre And his neighbor Mike They don't know it yet, but their lives will soon change forever Because they're about to see the truth ♪♪ ♪ I woke up to a bitter storm (bitter year) ♪ ♪ And Noah's Ark came washed up on the shore ♪ ♪ The riot gear has lined the dawn (bitter year) ♪ ♪ Like dogs that shit on your neighbor's lawn ♪ ♪ Let freedom ring with all the crazies on parade ♪ ♪ Let them eat poison and it tastes like lemonade ♪ ♪ Back in the USA for a small town serenade ♪ ♪ With fireworks on display ♪ ♪ Tonight, it's a hero's welcome home ♪ ♪ And there's no place else to go ♪ ♪ And I'm taking it to the grave ♪ ♪ Back in the USA ♪ ♪ The saddest story ever told (bitter year) ♪ ♪ Is feeling safe in our suburban homes ♪ ♪ Like soldiers of an endless war (bitter year) ♪ ♪ And every church can have a liquor store ♪ ♪ Let freedom ring with all the crazies on parade ♪ ♪ Let them eat poison and it tastes like lemonade ♪ ♪ Back in the USA for a small town serenade ♪ ♪ With fireworks on display ♪ ♪ Tonight, it's a hero's welcome home ♪ ♪ And there's no place else to go ♪ ♪ And I'm taking it to the grave ♪ ♪ Back in the USA ♪ ♪♪", metadata={'source': 'i9GSF3ROa58'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ_0QLL2gqI

[Document(page_content="♪♪♪ ♪ YOU MADE PLANS AND I ♪ ♪ I MADE PROBLEMS ♪ ♪ WE WERE\nSLEEPING BACK TO BACK ♪ ♪ WE KNOW THIS THING\nWASN'T BUILT TO LAST ♪ ♪ GOOD ON PAPER ♪ ♪ PICTURE PERFECT ♪ ♪ CHASED THE HIGH\nTOO FAR, TOO FAST ♪ ♪ PICKET WHITE FENCE,\nBUT WE PAINT IT BLACK ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISHED YOU\nHAD HURT ME HARDER ♪ ♪ THAN I HURT YOU ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISH YOU\nWOULDN'T WAIT FOR ME ♪ ♪ BUT YOU ALWAYS DO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LOVES YOU\nIN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ IT'S BEEN SOME\nTIME, BUT THIS ♪ ♪ TIME AIN'T EVEN ♪ ♪ I CAN LEAVE\nIT IN THE PAST ♪ ♪ BUT YOU'RE HOLDING ON\nTO WHAT YOU NEVER HAD ♪ ♪ IT'S GOOD ON PAPER ♪ ♪ PICTURE PERFECT ♪ ♪ CHASED THE HIGH\nTOO FAR, TOO FAST ♪ ♪ PICKET WHITE FENCE,\nBUT WE PAINT IT BLACK ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISHED YOU\nHAD HURT ME HARDER ♪ ♪ THAN I HURT YOU ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISH YOU\nWOULDN'T WAIT FOR ME ♪ ♪ BUT YOU ALWAYS DO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LOVES YOU\nIN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING\nSOMEBODY LOVES YOU ♪ ♪ IN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪", metadata={'source': 'BQ_0QLL2gqI'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRDizP0gHQ

[Document(page_content="i ain't gonna yak but i need to drink some water yeah yeah go for that water here's the hiccup you hiccup sometimes excuse me [Music] hey what's going on everybody for first week feast i'm shawn evans and you're watching hot ones it's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings and today i'm joined by legendary comedian and tv host bob saget you grew up with him on shows like full house and america's funniest home videos you can catch him on the stand-up stage and speaking of he's here to promote his latest special zero to 60 sets release on november 14th bob yeah i'm also going to show that pleasure to be here i've watched a lot of my friends a lot of comedian people a lot of people plug their stuff and they after they're done eating here they got to plug themselves yep does the tongue swell up does it like a puffer fish of some kind i guess we'll find out every person's different how are you with hot food i love this stuff i used to go to buffalo and i used to go to the anchor bar where wings were yes i know how to make them you know i used to make it with frank's hot sauce i mean this one's called mega death so that's nice we know where i'm heading [Music] where do i get the valentina i unscrew the bottle it's already on the wing oh the wings are pre-spiced and this is spicy a little bit a little bit a little bit so the hot sauce interview show there's really only one place to start with you because the internet recently went nuts with the revelation that you might be the lady on the front of the cholula bottle right what happened was uh someone sent me a tweet that said you look like her and i couldn't argue with it the cholula lady does to have a resemblance but cholula hasn't let go of me they keep holding onto the tiger's tail and saying we supply the spice bob supplies comedy and then somebody called up for my some one representative and said you want to do an ad because you're kind of talking about him like he's promoting your product but uh that's the end of the story kids it just sucks but i used to go eat these things and i know how to make them take butter and you take the hot sauce you put in there you shake it in the pan after you deep fried it yep but these aren't buffalo anymore once you put this stuff on it you just we've bastardized the art right are you ready to move on fart yeah what's this [Music] you don't care whether they're male or female but they're not they're not male or female though then flats are drums they're made of flats or drums that's what stamos says to girls because he plays the drums and he likes them flat that is awesome you're enjoying this one can i have more of this one yeah just i'm really good go go go go at it go at it bob very good so in addition to fuller house being one of the most popular shows on netflix full house has not even left the air since it debuted in 1987. no it'll never go away so what i want to do is hit you with some full house folklore and you can tell me if it's fact or fiction does that sound good sounds good to me i mean hot wings i'm ready to take a crap again it's true that dave coulier used to crash on your couch years before full house was even a thing i met dave when he was 18 i was 22. we had a mutual friend he's a great writer and director mike binder and mike said dave needs a place to crash and i said okay so he stayed at my house just like joey staying in the alcove is it true that you had to take a break from filming when you had the pony on set because it kept getting an erection in front of the light yeah that's in my book dirty daddy you don't want a donkey around kids and the kids were level with it and it looked like a you know teenager's arm and then staying on the topic of animals is it true that the golden retriever that played comet was also air bud yes what happened was uh he got air bud movie and stamos was pissed he was like [\xa0__\xa0] dog got a movie i didn't get a movie i want a", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="bud movie and stamos was pissed he was like [\xa0__\xa0] dog got a movie i didn't get a movie i want a feature film yeah comet it was named after a cleanser cause i cleaned on the show because i was danny tanner could have been called windex but that would have been a stupid name for a dog is there windex or one of these wings am i gonna die no no no i don't think so then i'll go down too i'm eating the same one i don't want that neither of us go down on this thing poorly that's a great place i love portland i go there quite often no fat i'm in [Music] um there's tomatoes in it so you made your directorial debut with dirty work the first feature film i directed a movie when i was 21 about my nephew having his face reconstructed oh you wonder that makes me hungry do you want a student an academy award for this yeah how do you know all this uh i've been reading about you foreign i'm sorry so i won that and they took his face off and they reconstructed damn these are good so you made your feature film directorial debut dirty work in addition to being a fan of the movie it's also my favorite type of movie because it's blasted by critics but it's beloved by the people it got screwed dirty work was something that i loved and nor mcdonald's a friend artie lange i fought to get him the job and it was chris farley's last movie right god bless him donna john rickles cameo don rickles one of my dearest friends his loss is a big loss this past year has been very difficult the movie was kind of brash and had an odd viewpoint to it it's kind of guy humor not to say that movie critics aren't guys sometimes but um i don't know it was really made for 15 year old boys so when this is over you hit me with this paddle or my bare buttocks i did that to henry rollins and he liked it he seemed to enjoy it that's fascinating you get big names on this thing what are you doing with me we're very excited to have you here i'm excited to be here and everybody seemed excited when i walked in people were in the hallway going good luck like what am i going to prison am i going to go electrocuted all right what's this this is a queen majesty it's a scotch bonnet and ginger sauce so you know you've made it in pop culture when you become a staple in rap lyrics and bob saget against all odds has somehow some way become the most name-checked comedian in hip-hop so what i want to do is just bounce some of the most classic bob saget bars off of you and i'm just wondering how they hit your ear what you think of them does that sound good hit me all right so this first one's from lil wayne it's on all i have but [\xa0__\xa0] in my cabin more [\xa0__\xa0] than a pageant i keep a house full call me bob saget hell he's saying i'm i'm cool as [\xa0__\xa0] cuz you got [\xa0__\xa0] in your cabin but these [\xa0__\xa0] are dj steph and michelle so they're not like hoes he also says he wants a bob sack of money in that song which is nice that's a nice thing to hear who knew that i'd wind up here all right this one's from nacho picasso on naked lunch dagnabbit bad habits i'm raj rabbit i just took a key bump from bob saget well that's okay you know if you like that kind of layer i am not the drug guy people think i am i have gone through that in the early 80s i was hanging i'm a comedian so it was impossible to avoid right coke is you know obviously a key bump so it was around in the early 80s and i i can't say i didn't see it but you certainly didn't give one to nacho picasso no that would have been cool as hell but uh i don't think he was born this one's from machine gun kelly on miss me y'all in family houses like bob saget both parents i was on family couches like you don't want it i'll wear it inheriting hand-me-downs is a grown man embarrassed that's actually poetry that uh that's nice to be part of that i mean it's kind of it's sad but it's honest uh so i like that i never heard that this is your sauce you sell this [Music] you have a big enough following", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="that i never heard that this is your sauce you sell this [Music] you have a big enough following there's millions of people following this um not to put it down but doesn't it shock you it started off as a goof and then the snowball just starts picking up momentum and then before you know it it's this big huge crazy thing you know that's great i say that about my penis but i would never eat it alright bob so we have a recurring segment on our show called explain that gram where you do a deep dive on our guests instagram pull interesting pictures that need more context but with you we've done a little bit of a twist we've pulled some great bobsaget throwbacks so i'll show you the picture and you can tell me what's going on the bigger story there okay okay all right all right laptop please let me just wipe all this bile off my mouth smart good time this is good this is actually amazing i recommend all of you doing this it's the last couple that are like insane right yeah don't uh don't put the horse in front of the carriage or however no you don't want to do that all right so this is a great pick you and johnny carson that was a dream i was on his show like 13 times i would tell him stories and i'd say this is true and he go i don't care just tell it and letterman did the same thing he really acquired some of johnny's best qualities that he would self-admittedly say my mother went up to him after a show once it was so embarrassing she goes mr carson we just want you to know you're doing a very good job there's some lady from philly and he goes uh thank you ma'am it's like 30 years he'd been doing this he's been doing it 30 years and then he goes want to see my new car and then i went out and looked at his new corvette and left my parents just left them they didn't deserve him after that we'll talk to johnny carson that way the king of everything do you remember this this is your roast the reason i was happy to do that roast is it was all my friends it's a 20-minute cut of norm people didn't know what the hell was going on he was really playing to the back of the room with that called me a week before and said i don't want to make funny i don't like doing roasts i'm just going to read jokes from a 1940s joke book i said norm you got a curse sometime you got to say [\xa0__\xa0] or [\xa0__\xa0] or something i don't like doing that meanwhile he did he finally by the end i was like because i had just directed him in dirty work i was like hey you know i'm saying you got a [\xa0__\xa0] dog face you know and then it was like it was a lot of really wonderful people were on it and then gilbert there's my don rickles there's don rickles you and don i loved him so much we just lost him and uh i called him like four weeks before he passed away his mind was really good all the way to the end and uh i said how you doing he said what do i have to do to get you out of my life and he went too far i mean i didn't think he had to do this i don't need a dirty dick dude i'll leave a clean dick that's how i got this movie made i just shot oh you just suck it right off just yeah clean steeped out that way oh i shouldn't have done that this i feel you play a version of yourself an entourage and i'm always fascinated by these shows whether it's curb your enthusiasm or entourage where celebs are kind of toeing the line between reality right fiction it's interesting when i first did entourage and i did like four of them the writer producer doug ellen wanted me to be more down on my luck you know oh my ex-wife got my money and all this crap and i said no i i i don't want to do that and he's well let's make him the ballsiest richest [\xa0__\xa0] ever then that's you know he doesn't care she can have as many houses as she wants and he's banging young girls and i'm like that sounds fun so uh i've been asked to do a lot of cameos and be the punchline in things like in half-baked doing a second dick for coke i did say that this is the", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="the punchline in things like in half-baked doing a second dick for coke i did say that this is the closest i've come to that since then things get pretty serious here [Music] okay oh i shouldn't have done that oh man why did i do this this is what you wait this is a sound bite you wait for oh crap i hiccup when i hit real spicy food so get ready so it's coming i ain't gonna yak [Music] but i need to drink some water yeah yeah go for that water here's the hiccup you hiccup sometimes excuse me do you fart projectile vomit i hiccup good good i'm glad you checked that box instead of the others my ears started bleeding here it comes now my penis falls off and i throw it at your head and it looks like a unicorn whoa holy crap wait a second yeah i need a moment you took me from zero to ninety no you took me from zero to sixty hey i'm gonna hiccup a while don't make fun of it so america's funniest home videos used to be the only game in town when it came to embarrassing home videos but now of the internet and youtube yeah the camera phones and the lights live in this sort of thing but what the people are missing out on the internet in particular is the bob saget narration that's very interesting some people hated it i got thrashed by critics well i'm going to work hard on it i know and you were very good at it oh my god you want to get married we can eat hot wings and just [\xa0__\xa0] in bed what i want to do is show you some of the biggest most talked about clips over the last couple years i want you to react to it i only did five voices it was like oh oh look out you know that bad rocky boy that was my favorite or look at me you know some guy and then the guy goes jerry lewis are you even you know that kind of thing so this one right a science teacher doing a demonstration one two three let me know two three can you go full screen for me can you hit that right little thing hold still my students i am going to simply smash the center block and hit you in the dick you just have to be there for it it's really no talent you know hit you in the dick would not make it on the air today that's a shame but that's the hot ones well that's what they wanted to do they wanted to uh make it dirty leave that on what the hell is that i'll narrate that oh it's so beautiful here out in the ocean oh [\xa0__\xa0] i should just relax here all day i forgot to douche you know she forgot the douche and then you have the ocean is that offensive i don't want to offend anyone no no i think it's good i got one more for you okay all the knives [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you i married you i gave you a baby why is she telling me to [\xa0__\xa0] myself [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you and your sunglasses you piece of [\xa0__\xa0] get the [\xa0__\xa0] in here i want to have sex again ran me from behind hold my horns you shot him a [\xa0__\xa0] and i apologize to anybody i might have offended with my faux accent uh of anyone from mexico because i i god there's so much uh stuff in the world we gotta fix we do we do it bob that's why this is a nice show because you're distracting people from it and then people like me come on and remind them yeah yeah yeah that's that's that's the good thing what is this [Music] this is beyond insanity mm-hmm [Music] oh my god this isn't funny no it tastes like there's medicine in it not in a good way no no are you killing me you got orange juice you don't taste that you just taste potassium sorbate oh it's a lot of sorbets sodium i'm gonna toss this yeah yeah yeah smart that's tough do they have flames coming out here my [\xa0__\xa0] first okay go ahead what was your question i know when you do shows like this you get a million questions about being danny tanner right but sometimes i wonder you know what's the one thing that people don't ask you about that you wish they would when people just hit you with full house questions all the time what do they miss about bob they're it's kind of equaled out with my stand up i love", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="all the time what do they miss about bob they're it's kind of equaled out with my stand up i love entertaining people hold on a second my nose is blinking although my lung is hanging out of my ass um you want to see yeah yeah yeah show it to me it's almost like jackass having dinner we'll put it in the trailer ricky gervais called this a cross between jackass and charlie rose which was like that is exactly that is exactly what it is and that gives you talent no it does because people are watching it because it brings people to the program they get to learn stuff and they'll get to watch someone suffer yep but you're hard ass so you're you don't you don't suffer i have the responsibility of the interview on my shoulders no you work out harder than i do no no i'm gonna be on a plane i hope i look like you at 61. i really do really i really do you won't if you eat this every week i'll look way worse look like the [\xa0__\xa0] keeper from tales from the [\xa0__\xa0] all right there's two left 500 times hotter than a jalapeno chili what i mean every disclaimer is happening right now this is this is unbearable just put your toes in the bowl don't don't do a camera this is unbearable do i have to eat more you don't have to eat more the people would probably want you to eat more i know you just got over saying what an entertainer you are but you don't have to eat more all right i'm gonna have another bite there's not much i care about you i like it i appreciate you bob if you saw me on the street out in front afterwards just lying there having a heart attack you'd help me okay i feel like it was my responsibility to help you all right watch this whoa bob saget splitting wings i love it oh please why don't i do that so you've been around comedy club since you're a teenager from emceeing at the comedy store to rubbing elbows with the young david letterman so as somebody who's been in the game now for over four decades i want to hit you with some yearbook superlatives and you can tell me which comedian best fits the description does that sound good yeah sure biggest drama king you know who i respect and love the death out of his marc maron it's not a drama king but it's depression my eyes are tearing up my mouth is on fire literally just feel like i i sucked a dead person's butthole the future of comedy is there a young comic that excites you i think they haven't been born yet and people are telling me now hey there's new community on netflix you got to see his new special uh but then i'll hold on this is uh incredibly painful um well that's the hardest one right no the last dab yeah most likely to fist fight a fan let me think who has actually done it someone like joe rogan is a great comedian and he is a ufc kind of guy but i never seen him do anything violent with a fan you know so that's like it's a dignified guy that's got the ability to do it it's comedians that are good feel things very very deeply i'm not that good but this has caused me to feel things very very deeply you're going to put more on it this is the last dab we call it the last dab because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last one you don't have to if you don't want to bob sag it and i would i gotta do it you said my name in a sentence so let me just uh little something don't go crazy no just a little dab a little dab will do you there you go that would be like a if i got some kind of a disease on my wiener that's about how much i put on of the medicine well i think maybe there's a multi-use here so you can have that bottle you can take it home with oh i'm not taking it on the airplane they'll arrest me okay well cheers cheers bob i wish you well i wish you well i'll see you on the dark side [Music] it creeps up mm-hmm you know what this tastes good different that's how it throws you i'm going to show you what a [\xa0__\xa0] i am whoa you've never seen him but well okay i don't know that's not happening literally", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="a [\xa0__\xa0] i am whoa you've never seen him but well okay i don't know that's not happening literally died okay this is for you it's for the people that's for the people bob saget oh my god i'm gonna be on a plane in an hour so one of the things that stands out about your comic mind is not only how quick it is but how quickly it can go to a dark and sordid place not with the mega death and the last dab and the bomb swimming through that soup in your body i want to hit you with a little word association game so i'll just give you the word and then you can tell me the first thing that comes to your mind sound good i'd say great cantaloupe mother ferret richard gere halloween richard gere hot sauce mouth on fire the letter a uh and it's on fire amazing bob saget you made it through you conquered the wings you took on ten questions he drinks in my [\xa0__\xa0] milk i don't mean [\xa0__\xa0] muck i meant uh i'm a [\xa0__\xa0] i'm gonna sell this milk yep i'm a hiccuping mm-hmm i don't think you can get milk out of it but you gotta go to commercial [Music] it is plug time baby this camera this camera or this camera let the people know what you have going on you know i can't remember november 14th is the premiere date for my special 0-60 which is kind of just where i'm at in my life it deals with a lot of different things from my penis to viagra to the death of my mother i also have a movie that i'm very proud of called benjamin and it's got a great cast and except me but i am in it that's it just thank you guys you guys are all really really nice thank you bob that was really quite fun and it's a funny way to do it it's such a funny way because it does it is almost like a game show it has a dude you played dramatic music during it yeah yeah hello hot ones fans it's shawn evans new outro same message if you like what you saw throw us a bone maybe please it is dog eat dog here on the youtube streets hit that subscribe button knowing that you subscribed it is seriously the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning thank you very much hot ones fans i love you", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS6LoRYUdhw

[Document(page_content='Death by drug overdose has been on the rise\nin the US, with a 2.2-fold increase from 2002 to 2015. But what is the most dangerous drug in the\nworld? [Illustrated by Kurzgesagt.] If we’re simply talking about the most lethal substances, scientists use something called the “median lethal dose” or LD50 which\nmeasures how much of a substance is required to kill half the members of a tested population. So something like coffee requires around 13g\nto kill a 70kg person, while the venom of an Inland Taipan snake requires much less,\nwith only 0.00175g. Using this method, the most deadly substance\non Earth? Botulinum Toxin...or Botox. Oral ingestion would require only 0.00000007g\nto kill a 70kg person. However, ‘most dangerous’ doesn’t always\nmean ‘most lethal’. In the UK, a group of experts decided to look\nat how much “harm” the most common recreational drugs cause using 16 parameters, including\ntypes of physical, psychological and social harm. For example, a drug may cause physical damage\nbut not be lethal, it could cause you to become completely dependent, it can be more likely\nto cause loss of relationships, or decreased mental functioning; and these are all forms\nof ‘harm’. Using these criteria, they concluded that\nthe most dangerous drug to an individual is heroin. Heroin can be injected, snorted, or smoked,\nand enters the brain rapidly, particularly when injected into the bloodstream. Here, it attaches to opioid receptors, creating\na surge of pleasurable sensations. It’s also highly addictive, with intense\nwithdrawal symptoms that begin within hours of a hit, including insomnia, cold flashes,\nmuscle and bone pain, nausea and vomiting. Receptors in the brainstem are also affected,\nimpacting important physiological processes such as breathing and blood pressure. Which is why overdosing causes breathing to\nslow or stop entirely, leading to the accumulation of CO2 in the blood and ultimately death. And since heroin is unregulated, it is especially\ndifficult for users to know the strength of the dose, making the risk of OD-ing high. Additionally, the drug can be mixed with other\ncompounds, like Fentanyl, making it even more dangerous. Fentanyl, like heroin, is an opiate but is\n50-100 times as strong because it is very lipophilic - meaning it penetrates our fatty\nbrain more easily. And in terms of lethality alone, it is much\nmore dangerous than heroin to users. It was initially used as a prescription pain\nreliever but because of its addictiveness, it was mostly used in end of life cases. It has since emerged as a recreational drug,\nwhere the number of reported fentanyl related overdoses has increased 7X from 2012 to 2014\nin the US, and continues to see more widespread use worldwide. But there is an even more dangerous drug! Though crack cocaine and methamphetamine top\nthe list of harm to an individual just after heroin, finding the most dangerous drug overall\ninvolved studying 20 different popular drugs, and also looking at the harm they place on\nothers. This includes the physical and psychological\nharm, crime, degradation to families and communities, and economic costs - and in the end it turns\nout the most dangerous drug in the world is… alcohol. To ensure this wasn’t simply a UK phenomenon,\na European group attempted the same process putting more emphasis on individual harm and\nless on economic harm. And even with the different weightings the\ntwo groups found largely the same result. A large contributor to the danger of alcohol\nis its wide use. The majority of the world does drink (61.7%),\nand drink a lot, with an average of 17 litres of pure alcohol consumed per person per year. The World Health Organization found 3.3 million\ndeaths worldwide were caused by dangerous alcohol consumption in 2012, meaning alcohol\nkills 1 person every 10 seconds. But experts don’t recommend a prohibition\nstance on alcohol. By all accounts, the war on drugs has been', metadata={'source': 'qS6LoRYUdhw'}), Document(page_content='stance on alcohol. By all accounts, the war on drugs has been\ndeemed a failure, and nations who have stepped away from hardline policies and implemented\ndecriminalization, harm reduction and education, have seen significant declines of drug abuse. If you’d like to learn more about the failure\nof the war on drugs, check out In A Nutshell’s video, who so brilliantly helped us animate\nthis video! A huge thanks to them for helping out, and\ncontinuing to inspire us with their intelligent and well designed videos. You can also check out our drug series, if\nyou’d like to learn more about the impact of specific drugs, like marijuana, cocaine,\nand lsd, on your brain! And subscribe for more weekly science videos!', metadata={'source': 'qS6LoRYUdhw'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16W7c0mb-rE

[Document(page_content='An ant is pretty stupid. It doesn\'t have much of a brain, no will, no plan, and yet, many ants together are smart. An ant colony can construct complex structures. Some colonies keep farms of fungi, others take care of cattle. They can wage war or defend themselves. How is this possible? How can a bunch of stupid things do smart things together? This phenomenon is called emergence, and it\'s one of the most fascinating and mysterious features of our universe. In a nutshell, it describes small things forming bigger things that have different properties than the sum of their parts. Emergence is complexity arising from simplicity, and emergence is everywhere. [Intro] Water has vastly different properties to the molecules that make it up, like the concept of wetness. Take wet fabric, If you zoom in far enough, there is no wetness. There are just molecules sitting in the spaces between the atoms of the cloth. Wetness is an emerging property of water. Something new only created by a lot of individual interactions between water molecules. And this is sort of it. Many things interact under a certain set of rules, creating something above and beyond themselves. It turns out that more is different. This different property is itself a new thing, and that new thing can couple with other new things to repeat the process. You can imagine this as layers stacked upon each other every, layer made from more complex parts. Atoms form molecules. Molecules form proteins. Proteins make up cells. Cells make up organs. Organs form individuals. Individuals form societies. But how can something be more than the sum of its parts? How do ants form the sort of cloudy entity that is a colony? By following a ruleset that produces order through chaos. For example, let\'s look at how an ant colony distributes jobs. Let\'s assume that a colony shall have 25% workers, 25% caretakers, 25% soldiers and 25% gatherers. Ants communicate their current job via chemicals. For example, the worker ant constantly secretes chemicals that say: "I\'m a worker". When ants meet other ants, they smell each other to gather information, telling each other their job and what they\'re doing. Both keep track of who they met in the past. Now, imagine an anteater kills most of the gatherers. If this isn\'t fixed quickly, the colony will starve. Many worker ants need to switch jobs, but how do you tell this to thousands of them? Simple. You don\'t. Our worker ant will still meet and smell other ants, but it will encounter almost no gatherers at all. It counts too few gatherers, until it reaches a critical point, and then it changes its job. The worker becomes a gatherer. Other ants will do the same, until after a while there are enough gatherers again. The balance is restored all by itself. The actions and interactions of an individual are random. You can\'t plan which ant will encounter which other ant. But the simple set of rules is so elegant that a colony\'s many operations emerge as a consequence. On an even more fundamental level, hundreds of millions of complicated molecules interact to maintain a robust and amazing structure. A being with vastly different properties than the sum of its dead parts emerges. The smallest unit of life: a cell. We still don\'t have a clear definition of what living things are, we just know they emerge from things that are not alive. Cells combine and cooperate. They specialize and respond to one another, and over time, we develop into complex organisms with remarkable capacities. Your arms and legs and heart are an incredibly complex and complicated system made of trillions of individual stupid things... ...and yet we breathe, digest and watch YouTube videos. How do your cells know what to do? Think of the pacemaker cells in your heart. Billions of them need to send out an impulse just at the right moment to collectively create a heartbeat. Our cells exchange chemical information with their neighbor cells to', metadata={'source': '16W7c0mb-rE'}), Document(page_content="create a heartbeat. Our cells exchange chemical information with their neighbor cells to see what they're up to, and then decide what to do. If it's among a lot of cells that are working on the same task, it will start working on that task as well, and sync up with them. There is no master mind giving commands. Just single units communicating with their neighbors, and acting according to the feedback they get. What about our most important part? What is the thing that asks these kinds of questions? Is our consciousness then an emergent property of the cells in our brain? This question is too big and important, it deserves a video of its own. Some things that emerge are hard to define. You can't touch an ant colony, only its parts. It has neither brain nor face, nor body. And yet the colony interacts with the world. Just like colonies emerge from ants, things emerge from humans, like Nations. What actually is a nation, is it its population? Is it its institutions, its symbols like its flag, colours or anthems? The physical things it makes like cities, the territory it occupies? All of these things are fluid. Populations change and are replaced. Institutions come and go, cities can be constructed and abandoned. Borders have changed all the time for most of history, and symbols get replaced by new symbols. A nation has no face, no brain, no body. Are nations not real, then? Of course they are, just like ant colonies, nations interact with the world. They can change landscapes, wage wars, grow or decline, and they can stop existing. But they only exist because of a lot of humans interacting with each other. But not just nations. All the complex structures that surround us emerge from us. Even if we don't intend to, we are constantly creating. Communities, companies, cities, societies. All of these things are entities that have fundamentally different properties and abilities than the pretty stupid apes they emerged from. We don't know why any of this happens. We just observe it, and it seems to be a fundamental property of our universe. It may be the most beautiful and wonderous property of our universe. [Outro]", metadata={'source': '16W7c0mb-rE'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNhxFzR25Rs

[Document(page_content="We're back with\nLin-Manuel Miranda and our presidential expert\nMacey Hensley, everybody. All right, we thought we would\nplay a game of Founding Fathers trivia to see who can raise the\nmost money to help Puerto Rico. I am going to ask you questions\nabout the Founding Fathers, for every answer you get\nright my friends at Cheerios are celebrating 1\nmillion acts of good and will donate $1,000\ntowards Lin's charity. All right, buzz in when\nyou know the answer. Here we go. Alexander Hamilton was the first\nSecretary of Treasury he also founded which newspaper? Lin. That would be the New York Post. That is right,\nthe New York Post. What dessert is\nThomas Jefferson said to have brought to America? Ice cream. Ice cream is correct. You think it would have melted. OK then. Finish this Hamilton lyric,\nI'm John Laurens and the place to be-- Two pints of Sam Adams\nbut I'm working on three. That's right. I had an unfair\nadvantage on that one. You know that one. Yeah, I made it up. Hercules Mulligan was\na tailor's apprentice, what's the name of\nTaylor Swift's new album? Look what you made me do? That Is the song. The name is Reputation\nyou two smarty pants. All right, which\nFounding Father is thought to have invented\nthe rocking chair? Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin\nis correct Macey. I wonder who thought-- you don't think of\nthings like that. But there's a chair\nand then someone says, what if we want to go\nback and forth on it? What was George Washington's\nfavorite breakfast food? Yes? Pancakes. That is correct. John Adams was the\nfirst president to live in the White House. What was it called at that time? Macey. The President's House. The President's\nHouse, is correct. Where did the duel between\nAlexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr take place? Weehawken, New Jersey. That's right. Before he died, who\ndid George Washington write his last letter to? Macey. Alexander Hamilton. That is correct. That is how you play. Congratulations Macey\nyou helped raise $6,000. Lin, Cheerios loves what you're\ndoing for the people of Puerto Rico, so they are going\nto round up and give you a check for $20,000. Woo! [APPLAUSE] Before we go, I know Lin\nhas something to give Macey, and what is that? I do. I heard you had a\ngood time at Hamilton. Yeah. I heard you also fell asleep. Yeah. Which is OK. My first show was Les\nMis, I also fell asleep. I was exactly your age. So I'm going to send you\nto a matinee of Hamilton. My treat. You and a friend. For more information on how\nyou can help Puerto Rico, go to our website.", metadata={'source': 'mNhxFzR25Rs'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O2IAz1E9Ts

[Document(page_content="hello everyone I'm Miranda sings and I have Tiffany's phone here thank you so much and I'm gonna go through her tinder profile and get her a BAE [Music] first of all I don't know how you can like this person there's faces on their faces so I don't know if this is what they look like in real life which way do I swipe right or left right if I want them this way this way someone help me laugher no oh she's right for yes left for no right for yes wait did I do always said no I meant to say is welcome William he looks cute I like that he's wearing purple he's got his hand out for you he's like come to me yes please he looks a little sad oh it's a match hey BAE oh I wanted to say banging out babe hey me I'll take your hand let's do it Winky how about the upside-down face cuz that could mean anything lead investigator at finding the chilli so like he likes to find Chili's restaurant sir Oh finding the chill I rent that wrong equally as lame okay Wow this one has a very sexy eye so I guess if I poke it I could whoa oh my god so much porn nope okay next one Michael he's 29 maybe he's a pastor maybe he's a singer like Britney Spears I'll do him okay this guy says he's 21 he is not a day over 14 years old so I would say yes Jordan this one oh we got a match at the 14 here I got it hi do you need a babysitter I'm available perfect this guy is really cute um however I think I want to date him so I'm gonna message him hopefully we'll match and then oh shoot I said no went the wrong way well that's good I don't want you to happen anyway um you can have him he's got a clear balloon that looks like a condom so Jesus protect Jamie oh you matched with Kondabolu hi Vincent's where did you get that hmmm looks suspicious he chose his profile picture to be with the MetroPCS sounds like a winner I'll match him for you this guy looks like he doesn't own a phone oh how come no one's responding to you is what I want to know I'm trying to get you a boyfriend here hi Robert looking for a boyfriend but no one is responding you're my last hope made a situation this guy looks very scary to me he looks sad let's see what's on her pictures Oh means if I can think about is like he mom he'd take this and then he's like you know would you be willing to take these pictures for him no no okay Wow oh okay now it's a yes so this guy is a local NYC Department of homeless so he's homeless do you have a home he can live in no see he does look homeless okay let me message him really quick hopefully it will match up oh you managed it but the homeless man hi do you need uh-huh are you okay aren't you hungry do you have food yes I have food okay two for one Alex you know has one picture that's suspicious swipe swipe swipe oh hey damn self-employed no thank you Brian he's got some nice facial hair but what I'm really interested in for you is the man in the back over his shoulder he is walking fine mighty fine so hopefully this count messages back I can have the man with the face hair you can have his daddy looks like we have a message someone wrote you back why are you people a little aggressive there are you a real person or a bond I'm American okay you've got some potential working for the Department of homeless services are you hitting on I think he's warning so hello beautiful eyes that one's gonna be the one yes it is I'm American he says cool wearin NYC are you living what Baraga hmm what should we tell him I'm in the same borough as his mom the same that's a good one the same one as your mom oh he got the booty booty Dave I don't like him it is Mike that's a good option for you he's self-employed he likes to dangle he what is that oh that's a dog definitely thought it was a human naked body playing on Savannah College oh of course love the way you lay on that dog let's check out this guy see being some good initials he's cute maybe he'll want to date me see me hi have you heard of Miranda sings she wants to date you", metadata={'source': '0O2IAz1E9Ts'}), Document(page_content="cute maybe he'll want to date me see me hi have you heard of Miranda sings she wants to date you there so I gotta get myself hooked up here to you know go for a selfish roberson so you're living in Long Island that's an alcoholic drink isn't it Long Island drink I don't drink so he's coming on a little too strong good yeah bye dami his name is a bad word so Robert wrote you back he said okay you're definitely a troll bye stop talking to me oh you're talking to me I'll pray for him look at this guy well I can see all the way up the shorts into the inner thigh a ladies dreamland swipe a car you can whoa the fine I prefer a fight to a Bratz we'll talk about chicken and men Simon 22 st. John's University graduated minced hello Simon Simon is for me I swanky it he likes you don't worry I will hook myself up Thomas is a little scary-looking hmm which means he might be good for you then Ben is terrifying swipe yes you're welcome Robertson is bi you are probably going to tell me to enter credit card information on some sketchy web site that's a good idea that is ask him are you telling me that you will give me your credit oh because I would like that oh you're beautiful oh hey how was your day I'm getting you the honk gums it was so great I'm a huge celebrity she is so famous and amazing Miranda sings if you tell everyone to follow her on social media I won't go on a date with you gotta get that prolong look he's interested who Robert beep you crazy lol he just called you a female dog he did which could be a compliment could be oh I don't want to see the news it's very scary okay Owen with a very big dog here's a nice smile he looks kind so no thank you Raja 23 he looks like he's always got something in his eye there his eyes look bothered here his eyes look squinting here he's got the glasses in the way he's he loves a pose he's always got a hand in the pocket what's he feeling for in that pocket we should find out I like you too it's a much good we can ask them what's in your pocket I see you camp around need help getting out Kevin 28 is that his girlfriend that little girl it's got his boyfriend I don't know I have a lot of questions got a wife couple of kids I've gotten sick of them so I hit tender when I can't take it what just kidding oh oh I feel like he's not kidding so I think hopefully will match and I can ask you about that funny life enjoy moment I'm Cory am let's be friends okay I'm not here to make friends buddy I'm here to get a boyfriend so it's a bench you're here to be friends Yeah right I'm looking for a bang mom aunt he's got a nice smile who the heck is aunt his father you think that's his daddy and think so is that his daddy or his daddy life insurance agent let's take it back to the time of face-to-face conversations this man says on an internet app great is that your daddy or yours adding either way can you share perfect on my facebook you mean like Colleen ballinger I don't even know who that is done I took a screenshot he took a screenshot of him telling everyone to follow me where's the screenshot how do I see it we need proof let me see the receipts once we get proof you got a date grow oh you up this guy wrote Bart I said hello he said oh thank you Wow riveting okay William oh snap William what's your phone number digits what's your salary texts use screenshots five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five numbers we're a peon so I think the moral the story is you have a boyfriend and it is a car and you have lots of potential people who want to date you so you're welcome did I help you today now let me know if any of the hot ones write you back because those ones were for me tell them you are not interested don't those are for me so if you're watching the hot boys from here message me slide into my dams thank you", metadata={'source': '0O2IAz1E9Ts'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRafaCcfrcI

[Document(page_content="Liza Liza its VOC oh my god the real one here we are in person where you've done you're massively successful parodies of this format stop flirting please now it's done do a real one oh god no pressure okay so how does this feel oh my god a little sweaty but very exciting how long have you been a video maker for a video maker like that title I've been a video maker for about four years now I'm getting old how many videos have you made way too many way more than I can count how does it feel having more subscribers than there are people in the country of Belgium you're serious well Belgium has great chocolate what an honor can I give you a present oh my god you shouldn't have but you did it thank you okay you describe your channel in three words three words introvert gone wild you describe yourself in three words a little brown girl how would your friends describe you in three words small tinted female how about Vogon three words who has good taste in people that they interview me oh my god speaking of taste this is the tastiest present I've ever received good-looking man jetpacks Kinski you know me to hell what do we have over here on your wall well I have to add it to my shrine of jet I'm very religious you tell us who is jet Pat Penske um one of the many voices in my head he's one of the characters I created was the biggest inspiration you have been creating him I'm very good-looking as man cuter an impression of jet pets in ski JIT was that it G so over here we have a photo of Helga and she also did a parody of 73 questions oh yes my other split personality she did 73 questions now it's my turn to do the real one okay so how you doing these days I'm just doing one day at a time what's the story Instagram or snapchat what's the best part about your job um well I can't get fired if you describe what you consider to be your job making content to make people feel contained what's most important to you mental health my own and of others what's the thing that you want people to talk about their stories um and use their voices to be heard in their platforms no matter how big or how small is Liza short for anything for life I'm five feet tall but it's also short for Elizabeth my real name's oh I made cookies for June why did you make cookies for me um because I'm trying to suck up to Vogue Oh check it out so do you have any tips for starting a YouTube channel um make an account start uploading videos and then be yourself it's very cliche but nobody else can do it they suck at it so what are you shooting this week for your channel um no idea actually I was actually writing ideas in my office you want to come up there and help me I was Lolita let's do it okay what's your weirdest habit mmm chewing gum all the time what's your biggest phobia having bad breath which is why I chew gum all the time favorite hobby boom photography follow me on Instagram plug which famous person do you admire mmm Jessica Alba and her company honest honestly it's amazing mmm whose inspiration to you growing up oh I'd have to say Jim Carrey and Raven Symone That's So Raven was my doing was a last show you watched mmm last show that I watched was a Broadway show look at me being cultured dear Evan Hanson Ben Platt is amazing what's the favorite film ooh anything with Jim Carrey I love him did I mention that what's your biggest fear re-election check out my office this is it this is your setup I love it all right so okay so can you film something for your channel right now um absolutely let's plug it guys check it out I'm doing the real 73 questions not the off brand knock off version make sure to check it out you can see it in the Lincoln bio please subscribe that's so cool how's that what's something you wish youtubers would stop saying Lincoln by oh please subscribe was it were you from Houston Texas baby just like Beyonce but like the off-brand version of her what do you miss most about Houston ooh the food", metadata={'source': 'nRafaCcfrcI'}), Document(page_content="like Beyonce but like the off-brand version of her what do you miss most about Houston ooh the food barbecue honey but also my family but also fajitas speaking of Houston I have to show you a mural check it out okay what's on your mural on this wall is a big map from Houston to Hollywood oh cool that's right it's my career path very similar to Beyonce we have a lot in common what brings you the most joy in life oh man the joy of others how many languages do you speak do you speak French no so it's just English see you Aikido their spine you want to conclude this you're a DJ what's your name be uh DJ booth hmm what have you felt genuinely starstruck by President Barack Obama you interview President Obama yeah I did what is he like in person um even better looking which youtuber inspires you ooh I would have to say the one I'm dating David Oberg what's something you could tell me about David oh he has great taste in women debri siblings two of them my mom made me two sisters but I'm the youngest what's the best part about being the youngest ooh um I have to say the hand-me-downs yeah oh and I like to think that my parents kept trying until they had the best one this is a really really cool apartment what's up with those plants oh I am a gardener I have a big green thumb and I can take care of these plants really easily because they're all fake every morning um every morning I start off with an alarm unfortunately what's your favorite letter in the alphabet favorite letter B because you can be anything what's the biggest pet peeve um biggest pet peeve humble brags shut up what's your biggest achievement to date biggest achievement um this definitely this what's the best song of all time ooh right now it has to be J Balvin me gente such a khatam that's the best dance move of all time no this is the dance move I do to that song a little bit of this what are you doing it's like twerking but for your shoulders how many kids do you want to watch this video as many as we can guys come on what's the best thing you've ever worn Oh best thing I've ever worn something oh oh I wore a dress to the VMAs it was an amazing dress by Sergio Hudson plug what's the biggest splurge biggest splurged only on food always food the most stylish personal life Oh jetpacks Kinski look at that good-looking wall but also Anna Wintour another nice one is there a message that you like to pass on oh yeah Anna did you see the cookies all right I got to wrap this interview up you know gold without YouTube what would you imagine yourself doing with your life oh I would probably be in school guys stay in school otherwise this happens who's your favorite rapper uh it's a tie between Chancellor rapper and candy wrappers mmm if you could change one blob what would it be what's the law that allows you to become a president what three things are most important to you in a person Oh humble integrity honesty and humor what's that three L's four okay what would you give five stars in this world you for doing this entire interview without any editing guts so nice could ask you one more question oh man can I actually ask you to ask me something unconventional but sure okay um that was I I show you a magic trick can you show me a magic trick yes okay here we go ready uh-huh Alec Cooke Brody Oh pretty much haven't been working on it all right that's incredible and this is an incredible real 73 question interview that's it we did it we did it Lincoln bio all right subscribe i Liza take care", metadata={'source': 'nRafaCcfrcI'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-u5nd2GqNE

[Document(page_content='This video was made possible by Tab for a\nCause. Raise money for charity just by opening tabs\nwith Tab for a Cause at the link in the description. Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, Queen of\nthe United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada,\nPapau New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines,\nBelize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis... will die. I know this is a sensitive topic, but at 91\nyears old she’s already both the longest-reigning and longest-living monarch in British history,\nso unless you believe the rumors that she’s immortal, her death is probably on the horizon. A certain level of preparation makes sense\nas her passing will be one of the most influential deaths of this century, with an economic impact\nof billions of dollars. Her funeral will be perhaps the single most\nviewed event in human history with up to 40% of humans on Earth watching. 65 years ago, the death of King George the\nsixth was communicated over the phone to high-level officials with the code-phrase, “Hyde Park\nCorner.” That way, those in charge of the transition\nof power were informed of the King’s passing before the press could release the information\nto the public. It’s believed that the current Queen’s\ndeath will be communicated internally with the not so secret phrase, “London Bridge\nis down” which will set off a protocol 65 years in the making. The Queen’s private secretary first contacts\nthe Prime Minister of the United Kingdom who will instruct their staff to communicate the\nnews to the UK foreign office which will then get in contact with the governments of the\n52 members of the Commonwealth of Nations, mostly former British colonies. Next is when the news get the... well, news. Every commercial radio station in the UK has\nwhat is called an “obit light”— a blue light triggered by a central office in London\nto give DJ’s a heads up that the news of a royal family member’s death is on its\nway. They wouldn’t yet know for certain that\nit’s the queen, but the protocol is still to switch to a pre-prepared playlist of somber\nmusic, in anticipation of the announcement. The BBC -- as the UK’s public service broadcaster\n-- gets its special heads up from an alert system that was originally created during\nthe cold war to warn of incoming missiles. Before the on-screen announcement, the presenter\nwill switch to a black tie that the station keeps on-hand specifically for this purpose. BBC One will show her portrait and play the\nnational anthem. The network will then begin the ominous announcement,\n“This is BBC Television News. Buckingham Palace has just announced the death\nof the Queen.” Union Jacks will fly at half-mast out of respect,\nbut by law the Royal Standard must fly full because, by law, there is always a living\nmonarch. TV networks have prepared for decades. Days of pre-recorded coverage of the life\nand death of the Queen have already been prepared. Different experts on the royal family have\nalready signed exclusive contracts with certain networks to appear following the death. Sky TV and ITV regularly rehearse their death\ncoverage—substituting the Queen’s name with “Ms. Robinson.” Other networks probably have too. All BBC comedy shows will go off air during\nthe 12-day morning period. The death will be one of the greatest news\nevents of the century. Airline pilots will announce the news to their\npassengers, London will nearly shut down, and an emergency meeting of parliament will\nbe called. So how much will the Queen’s death cost? Under British law, the funeral for a reigning\nmonarch is paid for entirely by the state. While we haven’t seen a funeral for a reigning\nmonarch for over 50 years, Princess Diana’s funeral, viewed by over 2.5 billion people\nworldwide, had a direct cost of about $10 million. And that’s just funeral expenses. The bank of England has over 3.6 billion individual', metadata={'source': '8-u5nd2GqNE'}), Document(page_content='banknotes in circulation each of which displays the image of the queen. Each note costs about 5 cents to produce,\nso re-minting the entire currency stock would cost close to $200 million dollars. But the UK isn’t the only country that would\nneed to reprint their currency. Worldwide there are 35 countries in total\nwith the queen’s image on their money. A conservative estimate of the cost to re-mint\nall of those different currencies in all of those different countries would be about $1\nbillion. Plus both the date of the funeral and the\ndate of the coronation of the new monarch would be declared national holidays in the\nUK, which each have an economic impact through lost productivity of $3 billion. The total cost of the Queen’s death would\ntherefore likely hover around $8 billion dollars -- a hefty bill for kicking the bucket. But don’t worry. Unless the words “London Bridge is Down”\nare uttered and the BBC switches its tie and the blue lights illuminate, the world knows\nher Majesty the Queen is still alive and well. If you want to help make sure others are alive\nand well, you should try out Tab for a Cause. Tab for a Cause is a browser extension that\ndisplays ads every time you open a new tab, except the money raised from those ads goes\nto different charities that you choose. The average user generates about $5 per month\ntowards charity which isn’t nothing. That’s $60 per year which with water.org,\nis enough to give safe water and sanitation to one family. Just by having this browser extension which\ncosts you nothing, you can change a family’s life once per year, which is crazy. So make the easiest impact you will ever make\nby installing this browser extension at the link in the description.', metadata={'source': '8-u5nd2GqNE'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1shnJT8NCY

[Document(page_content="Welcome to the show. I am Samantha Bee. Thanks to senatorial candidate\nand sophomore enthusiast Roy Moore, Republicans\nhave to ask themselves a tough question. Which is worse, electing\nan alleged pedophile or a Democrat? Accusations today that\nRoy Moore initiated a sexual encounter with a\nthen 14-year-old girl and relationships\nwith three other teenagers. --gave her alcohol, touched\nher over her bra and underwear, and guided her to touch\nhim over his underwear. Another woman coming\nforward with allegations against Roy Moore. He said, you're just a child. And he said, I am the district\nattorney of Etowah County. And if you tell\nanyone about this, no one will ever believe you. It's difficult to hear\nabout these women's accounts. But I bet if R. Kelly\nput a sick beat under it, we'd dance to it. [GIGGLING] Some sex monsters\nare still weirdly tolerated. When Senate Majority Leader\nMitch McConnell heard the news, he immediately\nsprang into inaction. Can they see me\nif I don't move? They're reporters,\nMitch, not T-Rexes. It took us three\ndays for McConnell to get out of beach\nball mode and say he believed Moore's accusers. I'm sure it was their\nheart-wrenching stories that have helped him and\nSenate Republicans remember that they never liked\nSteve Bannon's candidates, I'm sorry, I meant sexual\nassault in the first place. I think he should step aside. He should step aside. He should step aside. For the good of yourself,\nyour family, in your state, step aside. Message for Roy\nMoore, senator? Get out. Get out! After a few days to\nweigh the pros and cons, Republicans are totally\nanti-child molester-- oh, whoops, except for the\nones in Moore's own state. The women should\nbe prosecuted if they thought Moore was\npredatory and allowed him to exist for 40 years. Other than being with\nan underage person, he didn't really force himself. He would still vote\nfor Moore even if he did commit a sex\ncrime because he could never vote for a Democrat. Take Joseph and Mary,\nMary was a teenager. Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus. There's just nothing\nimmoral or illegal here. Oh, come on. I may be a dirty liberal now,\nbut I went to Catholic school. Even I know the Bible\nsays my teenage crush, sexy buff Jesus was an\nimmaculate conception. How can you call\nyourself a Christian and not know your\nhero's origin story? That's like being a Wolverine\nfan and telling everyone, you know, he got\nthose claws after he fell on a couple of hedge\ntrimmers in a tool shed. And Jim Zeigler isn't the\nonly Alabama evangelical who seems to have\naccidentally picked up the porn version of the Bible. Oh no, the three wise men\nare here to deliver a pizza. Almost 40% of Alabama\nChristians say these allegations\nwill only make them more likely to vote for Moore. I think it's just\npeople are attacking him because he, like, is a\nChristian and because that's how the world works. Am I going to believe\na lying liberal media? No. God forgives the\nfoolishness of youth. I think it's a witch hunt. We've all been young. We've all been rebellious. We've all done something. Hello, 911. I think everyone in Alabama\nmight be a pedophile. [CHEERING] Actually, Alabamans are\ngetting some support for their conspiracy theories. This week, some Alabama voters\ngot robocalls from an extremely real Washington Post reporter. Hi, this is Lenny Bernstein. I'm a reporter for\nthe Washington Post. I'm calling to find out\nif anyone at this address is a female between the ages\nof 54 to 57 years old willing to make damaging\nremarks about candidate Roy Moore for a reward\nof between $5,000 and $7,000 dollars. We will not be fulling\ninvestigating these claims. However, we will make\na written report. Whoa, hashtag fake Jews. Is that what you think\nJewish people sound like? Because it sounds like the\nPenguin fucked Fran Drescher. OK, so leaving\naside the voicemails of the elders of Zion,", metadata={'source': 't1shnJT8NCY'}), Document(page_content='Penguin fucked Fran Drescher. OK, so leaving\naside the voicemails of the elders of Zion,\nwhy does Roy Moore suddenly have so many friends? He\'s never been Mr. Popularity. When he went to Vietnam,\nhe was so disliked that even his fellow\nsoldiers wanted to kill him. Is it still called friendly\nfire if they hate your guts? What is wrong with Alabama-- OK, and also New\nYork, and Los Angeles, oh, and all the Thanksgiving\ntables where creepy uncles are still allowed.\nYou know what? Actually, this isn\'t\njust an Alabama problem. It\'s a human problem. It\'s easy to condemn\nsomeone else\'s predator, but it\'s harder\nwhen it\'s your own critically-acclaimed pervert. I can scream about\nRoy Moore all day. And I have, but it won\'t\nmatter if his own neighbors keep making excuses for him. Each community has to\nkick out their own creeps. That applies whether you\'re\nin politics, entertainment, or whatever the fuck you call\nSteven Seagal\'s profession. And it\'s hard, especially when\nthose people have the power to hire us, fire us,\nor presumably have us murdered by Russian mobsters. We\'ve made some important\nprogress in the entertainment industry, but it is not enough. Everyone in Hollywood\nis patting themselves on the back for exiling\nHarvey Weinstein, but this week the\nHollywood Reporter raved about "Daddy\'s\nHome 2," proclaiming, "Mel Gibson is once\nagain family-friendly." Because nothing\nsays family-friendly like a racist domestic abuser\nwith a drinking problem and the words daddy\'s home. So if you\'re watching from\nAlabama, first of all, go, Crimson Tide, I\'ll root for\nany football team that sounds like a really heavy period. [CHEERING] Secondly, if you want to prove\nthat your lovely state is better than liberal\nsex-crazed Hollywood, the voter registration deadline\nfor the special election is November 27. Please prove all of us Yankee\nassholes wrong about you. We\'ll be right back. [MUSIC PLAYING]', metadata={'source': 't1shnJT8NCY'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88kkrRv1UgI

[Document(page_content="This video is made possible by Assassin's Creed Origins, and if you've ever played an Assassin's Creed game Then you may be familiar with the device called the Animus. Which allows you to relive the memories of your distant ancestors in a virtual reality environment. This may be possible in the game, but it's not possible in real life However the science behind mind uploading or the process of uploading your consciousness into a computer to engage your mind in a virtual reality simulation is possible. Don't go running out to upload your brain yet though because with our current technology this is totally impossible. It would take an estimated 20,000 terabytes of information to store a fully detailed map of the human brain While that number may seem achievable that estimate does not consider the complexities of a fully functioning brain with decision-making abilities. The true data storage needs for a functioning brain would be immense and nobody really knows how much storage space you would actually need. Futurist thinkers like Ray Kurzweil and Nick Bostrom believed that the computational power needed to simulate a human brain will become available later in the 21st century, with Kurzweil predicting that you'll be able to upload your brain to a computer by the year 2045. So let's just assume that in the future this actually does become possible and you have the option of transferring your mind to a computer. Imagine you could upload your digital mind into a younger robotic body that would live out your youth, or use your digital mind in a robot on Mars or anywhere else in space without the need for a suit or risking your own life to get there. Would you do it, and what are some reasons why you shouldn't. Seemingly the possibilities are endless, but unfortunately so are the problems. Uploading your brain to a computer wouldn't really make you immortal like you may be thinking. The uploaded mind on the computer would have an identical memory and personality as you but would just be a copy of you. Similarly if you were to clone yourself you would still maintain your own existence and will eventually die from natural causes. You may convince yourself of immortality knowing that after you're dead your mind copy could still exist, but that only exposes countless other problems that our future society will have to deal with. Philosophically speaking, would there be any way to prove that your uploaded brain would be a conscious being? Even if it verbally insisted that it was actually conscious, would we believe it? Or would we think that it's just a string of code acting like it was conscious. If we assume that the brain upload is actually a fully conscious being, then what rights would they be granted? Uploads could be erased by computer viruses or malware without the need to destroy their hardware, which could mean that the assassination of uploads could be easier than the assassination of their biological human counterparts. If a virus did erase an upload, then would that be prosecuted as a murder? If one upload erased another upload, would that upload have committed a crime punishable by a lengthy prison sentence or even the death penalty? Would uploads be represented by a biological or fellow uploaded lawyers in court? The questions really are endless. If a biological person dies would their upload inherit their estate If in the future the President of the United States dies while in office but has an upload would the upload be capable of inheriting the position of president? Could an upload make the call to pull the plug on its biological version if it was terminally ill or in a coma? Or perhaps even more weird, would uploads have marriage and childcare rights? Could an uploaded mind and a biological human legally marry one another in the future? These are all potentially enormous social issues that our civilization will have to confront later on in this century. And we're", metadata={'source': '88kkrRv1UgI'}), Document(page_content="social issues that our civilization will have to confront later on in this century. And we're currently doing very little to prepare for it. Most frightening of all however is the possibility that uploaded minds would process thoughts much faster than their biological counterparts. This could lead to a situation where leadership positions are given to uploads, since their decisions would be quicker and more rational. It's possible that biological humans might react violently towards this growing power of uploads, especially if their salaries are negatively impacted. Even more complicated would be how the decision-making process of a digital consciousness would affect everyday humans. Actually that'd be a good idea for a movie. What would happen if somebody invented the technology that allowed you to upload parts of your thoughts and your experiences so that other people could make better decisions. I'm gonna go make a video on my channel so we can spitball this So with all of this knowledge now in mind Would you be comfortable with uploading your mind to a computer in the future? If you live long enough to see 2045, you may have to answer this question eventually whether you want to or not. And who knows maybe you're already an uploaded mind and you just don't realize it yet. If you want to experience something more interesting than real life though, you can explore the world of Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origins, which is already out right now I've been in love with Assassin's Creed games ever since I got to explore Renaissance Florence and Venice in Assassin's Creed 2. It gave me a unique insight into the world of Italy half a century ago, and I've gotten that exact same feeling exploring Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origins. What's really interesting to me though is that they're including a mode called Discovery Tour that turns all of the violence off and gives you a guided tour as if you were actually in Egypt thousands of years ago. You may not be able to simulate your brain just yet but exploring Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origin sounds like a fair compromise for now. If it's something you're interested in, check out the link in the description and I'll see you again next Friday for another new video then.", metadata={'source': '88kkrRv1UgI'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By6Mi7VlqcU

[Document(page_content="how did you connect with Beyonce to get this record why Beyonce I mean I'm sure you two you know first of all Beyonce is amazing yes and it's been on my wish list for a long time but I never really had a song that I felt like would be right to present to her so I was kind of waiting and then me and Paul kicked the idea around after I finished it you know and based off what it was about I felt like she probably could relate to this - yeah okay the sentiment of the sentiment just because you know Beyonce is always everything she does is so perfect oh but the pressure is behind that - for her to do it so perfect you know I felt like she could probably relate to that because III told her I said I never I've never seen you make a mistake before ever like what like performance wise everything every song she every song she puts out every album it's so calculated and precise and everything's always so perfect", metadata={'source': 'By6Mi7VlqcU'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxet1zLBTM8

[Document(page_content="[Music] hey what is up guys mkbhd here and this is oneplus 5t it is literally the 2017 eyes version of the oneplus 5. now the oneplus 5 just came out in june of this year so it's only a couple months old and oneplus is a company that tends to cater to what their fans want that phone had a lot going for it but it just didn't feel very 2017 with all the other phones coming out but this this now we're talking so in case maybe you looked over the oneplus 5 a couple months ago this is their new one maybe you'll consider this is the top five new features of the brand new oneplus 5t so number one is the display and this is definitely the biggest change literally it's what makes it feel the most like a new phone it's now a six inch 1080p amoled display up front and it gets way closer to every edge so the side bezels are slimmer now and the top and bottom bezels are cut down a lot obviously that's very 2017. you already know screen to body ratio matters now and this feels a lot more modern already because of it now it's still not a quad hd display it's not quite at the level of the highest end flagships in resolution but oneplus also likes to stick with the lower resolution for longer as they have in the name of battery life and performance and 1080p obviously doesn't look bad at all so i get it also if you haven't noticed it is the new longer taller two to one aspect ratio we're seeing on all these 2017 phones so this one's 2160 by 1080. it's not new to android so apps already fill up the display and everything there's no real compatibility problems but still of course it gives you a bit of bezel when watching videos and things like that but we're just kind of used to this by now on these screens bottom line is the display is way better it definitely gets really bright so it's viewable outdoors and it has different color modes in the settings including an adjustment slider for color temperature so they've thought of all this stuff but you're probably not going to like this though it is an oled and the display does this weird rainbowing when you get severely off axis not a huge deal to everyone but i can already see this awkwardly making some headlines so number two is oneplus sticking to their guns with this design we have definitely seen this industrial unibody metal look before there are some chamfers and some light curves but overall it's the shape we're familiar with it resembles its little brother a lot but there are a couple of changes obviously with this nearly edge to edge display of course on the front there's no longer any room for that fingerprint sensor that they've always put up there so this is the first oneplus phone to move it to the back and they have put it in what i'd consider the correct place on the back which is just above the middle not too high not too low just right about where your finger rests naturally it's still ceramic it's still extremely fast uh still just as secure but it's on the back now like where it's been with the pixel and the v30 and others nice and something else that's usually pretty underrated with smartphones is good buttons in fact we usually don't really talk about them at all unless they're loose bad buttons so i feel the need to mention that the oneplus 5t has exceptionally good really clicky convincing crisp tactile buttons i like that about it and another thing oneplus has never officially said that the 5t or the 5 is officially water resistant or waterproof but i've seen some videos on youtube where the 5 holds up pretty well to some minor splashing so that could be a nice bonus to something you usually don't hear about with this industrial design now number three is what oneplus has decided to do with these cameras so the oneplus 5 already had dual cameras it had a main camera and a two times telephoto lens on the back pretty standard setup from what we've seen but this time they've decided to do some things a little different this", metadata={'source': 'Lxet1zLBTM8'}), Document(page_content="setup from what we've seen but this time they've decided to do some things a little different this time it's the same 16 megapixel main camera as the oneplus 5 but instead of a second telephoto lens it's another normal range camera same focal length 20 megapixels but with an f 1.7 lens focused on low light photography now here's the thing about that the main camera is already an f 1.7 lens and it's less pixels so they're bigger pixels so you would think that's also better for low light so how exactly is this second camera better for low light well oneplus says that the 5t in low light so under 10 lux will switch automatically to that second camera and use something called intelligent pixel technology which merges four pixels into one to reduce noise and enhance clarity in low light i can't find a better explanation than what oneplus says i'm not sure if it's hardware specific i would love to know exactly how it works but at this point we just kind of trust it i hope it works the way they say it does there's also still portrait mode in these cameras using all software to create a blur around your subject since you don't have a telephoto lens anymore it's kind of like what the pixel 2 is doing they still have clear zoom and pro mode and all the other stuff oneplus has been doing in the camera for years so that's good to see but yeah an interesting little shake up in the camera department and then number four a new way to log into this phone is their new facial recognition there's not a whole lot of information about this available but from what i can tell you from my first impressions it is insanely fast five ten times faster than face id on the iphone it's ridiculous so you can hit the power button to wake up the phone and basically turn it towards you as soon as it sees your face it unlocks no animation or anything just open immediately and then even if you're already looking at your phone when you take it out your pocket and you press the power button to wake it just goes straight to your home screen it doesn't even pause for a second on your lock screen to look at you which it's crazy fast it could actually get annoying if you just wanted to check your notifications so obviously it's brand new and this isn't a full review i will definitely have to do some more testing to figure out if this is the real deal but my first thought is how can this be so fast and also be just as secure not really sure yet but either way it's really interesting to see some phone makers already start to play around with more facial recognition stuff now that apple of course is so committed to it with iphone x and then number five last but not least is the stuff they didn't change one plus five like i've said already was a pretty great phone for the price they're really hell bent on being a good phone for the price so they kept a lot of those same things in the oneplus 5t they kept the headphone jack that's something a lot of enthusiasts refused to let die so this is one of your few phones left rocking it this year they kept the alert slider on the side again i mean if you've used oneplus phones for a while you kind of just get used to having this and switching between modes on the fly they kept of course oxygen os which is the rom that's always been pretty close to stock android with a few added features on top still has that shelf to the side of the home screen and those gestures for screen off that you can draw on the screen just overall a familiar experience for oneplus users right now it's on top of android 7.1.1 but i expect that it'll get updated to oreo sooner than later it kept the same specs internally as the oneplus 5 so still the snapdragon 835 chip and either 64 with 6 gigs of ram or 128 with 8 gigs of ram no wireless charging still but they kept dash charging kept reader mode and most importantly of all it's keeping around that same price it's starting at 499 which is very clearly", metadata={'source': 'Lxet1zLBTM8'}), Document(page_content="importantly of all it's keeping around that same price it's starting at 499 which is very clearly undercutting a lot of the higher end flagships we've seen in the last couple months so uh this might be the one oneplus 5 felt a little outdated this 5t feels very 2017 and still costs less than a lot of the others out there not bad let me know what you guys think until the next one thank you for watching talk to you later peace [Music]", metadata={'source': 'Lxet1zLBTM8'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcipHnWcB0w

[Document(page_content="I just realized this, your surrogate knows that she's\ncarrying Kim Kardashian West's baby. >> [LAUGH]\n>> What? Wasn't that-\n>> She didn't know at the beginning. >> Yeah.\n>> She didn't? >> She didn't know, but before we-\n>> Is it safe tell her? >> [LAUGH] Well,\nyou can do it totally anonymously. >> Right. >> You could go that route. And I just felt like I wanted\nwhoever is carrying my baby, like, what if they weren't a fan of me or\nmy husband? And what if they didn't want\nto be carrying our baby? I wanted to give them that choice,\nand be proud and on the same page and, I wanted a relationship with her. >> But when she found out, what'd she do? When she found out,\nwhat happened, did she lose it? >> She was really excited. She was someone that had watched the show,\nnot like a super fan or anything, that it would\nhave been uncomfortable. But she had seen my struggle and\nseen how open I was about it, and she was really proud to do it. >> I'm just happy for you, okay.\n>> [APPLAUSE] >> I'm happy for you guys. >> I'm happy for your family.", metadata={'source': 'dcipHnWcB0w'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GT7PrIIS5I

[Document(page_content="this is a loaded die and I loaded it by\nfirst splitting it open with a chisel like this and then hollowing at one side\nand waiting the other problem is if I split something open with a chisel like\nthis that actually leaves a bit of a mark even if I put it back together or\nthe chisel squish the fibers to get the die apart you can see there's a line on\nhere whereas on the other side if it's perfectly so I'm going to try to split\nthis one without putting a chisel in there so hopefully it'll go back\ntogether perfectly that just slipped no chisel mark but I damaged a face of\nit with a vise well managed to bugger this one up without even splitting it this is not\nworking broke a piece off of it I finally managed to split water without\ntoo much damage to the faces so I want the side with the six on it to be the\nlightest and the five and the four pretty good numbers too so I need to\nhollow out that area here and using a machinist centered role to\nflatten out the bottom of the holes and also drilling out the other side to wave take out some of the internal burst so\nit fits back together properly I'll weigh down the heavy side with some\nsolder now I just have to glue it back together so this is indeed a very lucky\ndie in that it's very likely to roll sixes and almost never rolls ones it\ndoesn't seem to be high towards fives though and I made another one and this\none I actually split open with a knife and that worked much better I didn't end\nup beating it up so much and you can hardly see the crack line from where the\nknife went in because the knife is a lot narrower up for a game of chance anyone", metadata={'source': '6GT7PrIIS5I'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r_nGjgqPE0

[Document(page_content="home a place where i can go to take this off my shoulder someone take me home home a place where i can go [Music] after everything i witness after all of these decisions all these miles feet inches they can't add up to the distance that i have been through just to get to a place where even if there's no closure i'm still safe i still ache from trying to keep pace somebody give me a sign i'm starting to lose faith [Music] someone take me home [Music] it's been a long time [Music] look i've been through so much pain that it's hard to maintain any smile on my face cause there's madness on my brain so i gotta make it back but my home [Music] and make it home safe now tell me [Music] i found no cure for the loneliness i've found no cure for the sickness nothing here feels like home crowded streets but i'm all the alone nothing yet feels like home someone take me [Music] someone take me", metadata={'source': '2r_nGjgqPE0'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqrILFD5h0

[Document(page_content="penny age text that I love that you have a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes over his junk painting has he ever reached out to you about it have you ever interacted with him about it I'm not about the painting no you know I bought it on Etsy as like a white elephant Santa gift okay that at the end of the night just stayed at my house no one took it okay I'm very proud of it and it's become a huge headline it hats like Macklemore owns a naked Justin Bieber dick pancake painting right and it's part of my thing now right I mean so it goes right above my bed and how does you know whenever I'm with my wife intimately I can always stare if I want to control my orgasm right slow it down you know it down okay that makes sense yeah very good what you've interacted with Justin Bieber but not about that I'm going to understand that yes yes yes okay yeah I don't with that I mean that question has to be burning his brain oh yeah he's got it oh man I mean obviously I had a picture of anybody would pancakes over there dick I mean the conversation is the elephant in the room between the zoo luckily when you met Jay with the two drinks in your hand that was right [Music]", metadata={'source': 'VNqrILFD5h0'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pubtjn5QIjg

[Document(page_content="hello beautiful human beings of Internet I'm Lorne Elizabeth and I'm about to get you so in the Christmas spirit whether you like it or not welcome back to the channel I'm so excited for today's video not only because the Christmas content has begun but because Macy's is sponsoring this video for me to do a white elephant gift exchange holiday gift exchange friends fun things that make sense was so fun picking out these gifts I had a say in all of them which will be very obvious when you see them I have quite a few friends coming over because the more the merrier Merry Christmas oh my god amazing I'm just socks I have friends I swear not the best one to start with because it already makes me look like I don't have friends as my cousin Chloe you guys know her she's the best then we have my friend violet she runs a meme account better we have one of my other friends named Mickey and she is one of my favorite people on this planet and then we have my friend Alex you've probably seen her a lot over on also 2cv then we have my other friend from awesomeness TV Ariana she's just a lot of hosting for them and last but not least we have my friend Liza I pay her to be my friend because she's my assistant - have you ever done a white elephant gift exchange before I did in high school and it was all food like at the gift exchange but then I sometimes you get like a fake gift and you think it's something like cool and it's like a whoopee cushion if it's Lauren Elizabeth version then it's like fabulous and luxurious and perfect have you done a white elephant before no cuz I'm Jewish okay so I'm gonna explain the rules and since it's my house you don't get to actually make your own rules in the Hat our numbers and we're each gonna go around and pick a number and it's basically the order of what you get a gift now pay attention okay let's say you open yours and I opened mine and you like mine better no no you don't open it yet I know it's what are you okay this is it listen okay so you have the option to steal or open a gift so like let's say when it's your turn you get to decide do I pick a new gift or do I take Chloe's gift and then if you take Chloe's give you we were gonna see so basically you want to be the last number instead of being number one you want to be number what about my seven but like you don't get a choice you get to pick out a number you got to feel all them okay don't you can't cheat like there's no way you don't get the change I will okay okay so you get to pick your fruit you get to pick the first gift you get to like really scope it out okay I'm not gonna literally the best appliance you can have in your kitchen oh you're great okay you guys on the side right now if you want a diamond bracelet a KitchenAid mixer or something else in that pile okay [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] Wow okay don't say anything it makes so many memories I've been wanting so many yeah thank you so much for coming thank you for being in my white elephant my first legitimate one I'm really happy with how it turned out thank you so much to Macy's for making this gift exchange incredible we had such a blast and I hope it inspires you guys to go out and start your holiday shopping and do a gift exchange it's so much fun like who needs a game night when you could just do gift exchanges all you're wrong all you're wrong all year round dang it's also go to YouTube's new holidays unbox channel on youtube.com slash unbox and it is so cool so make sure you go watch that next make sure to subscribe for more videos on my channel and let me know what you want to see next in the comments below and I'll see you next time usually I cover the line", metadata={'source': 'Pubtjn5QIjg'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk05IMU2RrU

[Document(page_content="(slow instrumental music) - Hey everyone, it's your girl Jenn. And today I am filming my fall haul. Bu this isn't just your\nnormal, average haul because I'll be talking about all the new items from\nEggie drop number two. For those who are just tuning in, Eggie is my clothing line, and I've put my blood\nsweat and tears into this and I'm so proud of this collection. This season is inspired by my past, specifically high school\nand like early college. So that's why there is a variety of hoodies, long sleeves, tanks and also just modern\ntrends that I love today. Just a nice mix-match of everything. I've already uploaded the video look book so please hit the cards or the down bar. But I honestly just wanted to sit down and talk about each item piece-by-piece in a good old-fashioned haul. So let's get started. I wanna chat about outerwear first, so here is the Tardy Bomber. This is the perfect fitted bomber that everybody needs in their wardrobe. I put it in this really flashy red because I feel like red\nis a statement color that's here to stay. You can obviously wear it\njust zipped up normally, or you can just simply snap the top button and\nleave the rest open. I feel like that's just a\nreally chic way to style it. In the last collection we had\na really oversized bomber, but I thought for this\nseason I'd dial it back, create something that is\nslightly cropped, more snug, and perfect for the chilly weather. Next up I have the Tardy Hoodie. This is a really cute oversized hoodie with this amazing chain detail. At first we were just gonna\nhave normal drawstrings, but I thought we would\njust amp it up a notch and add this chain detail. I made sure that you could remove it, so that way when you wash\nit it doesn't get all rusty. So you can wear the chain in two ways. You can either just wear it like this, or you can loop the chains together and create kind of like a necklace effect. I feel like with this hoodie\nyou don't need to accessorize because the chain does all the talking. It also has these massive balloon sleeves that are very long. But there is like a cuff detail, so if they're just too long and you wanna be able to function, you can just push it\nup and be on your way. So I have another\ncomfortable hoodie for you. This is called the Left and Right Hoodie, and I named it that because it has left and right\nin Korean on the pockets. So it says (speaks Korean) on this side and (speaks Korean) on the other. And this is a longer hoodie so\nthat way it covers your butt. You can wear it as a dress or you can just wear it over\nlike a jeans and a t-shirt. This is something that\nis super easy to style, a wardrobe basic and very very cozy. So this is the last piece of outerwear and it is called the two tone hoodie. It comes in two color ways. One is in this nice beige and white and the other is in a red and gray. And I just wore a lot of\nhoodies in high school, and I wanted to just jazz it up by making something mismatched. I feel like this hoodie\nwould also look really cute with some thigh-highs,\nor you can just wear it like off the shoulder as a dress. I think that would be super cute. But yeah I think this\nis a really fun piece to wear on its own or to layer with. Now I'm gonna move on to some tops. Here is a no-brainer basic. This is called the Charlotte top, and yes this is named after\nCharlotte from Sex and the City because it's elegant and chic. This comes in two color\nways, black and periwinkle. And it has this lettuce\nribbing all over the top, and a cute keyhole that you can adjust. The size does run a little bit large, so make sure if you are\ninterested in this to size down. The next item is a really\nsentimental one to me. This is called the Love Letter Romper. So basically I went\ninto my childhood room, and I found this box of letters. And I thought it'd be really\ncool to put them up on a shirt. So on the left side I've got a letter from my very first", metadata={'source': 'gk05IMU2RrU'}), Document(page_content='cool to put them up on a shirt. So on the left side I\'ve got a letter from my very first\nboyfriend when I was 13. And then on the right side\nI\'ve got a love letter from a crush from summer camp. You can\'t really see what the message is because I wanted to respect their privacy. So yeah it\'s a little distorted\nbut they\'re still on there. The greatest part about this shirt though, is the fact that this\nis actually a romper. This was my designer\'s idea, Angela. So thank you so much for that. So yeah we just wanted to create a piece that was comfy and secure. I love going out, so I wanted to make sure that I had some pieces that I could wear on like a night dancing\nor out with the girls. So here is the Wrap Tank. This looks like a hot mess on the hanger. But trust me when you put it on it\'s cute. This is a ribbed tank that is fitted, and it just wraps around the waist. It definitely is a sexy\nlittle number to rock when you wanna bear some skin. Next up I have the K-Tank. There are just normal\nspaghetti strap tops, with a contrast trim and a little Korean slogan in the middle. The first one says (speaks Korean), which means your mom in Korean. Then I have fighting, which is\na phrase like you can do it. And then I have (speaks Korean) which means let\'s play or\nlike let\'s hang out in Korean. These are really cute tanks that you can wear on their own or layered. Winter is coming, so\nstaying snuggly is a must. That\'s why I made more long sleeves. This is the O Dang long sleeve and o dang means fish cake in Korean so that\'s why there are fish\ncakes where the nips are. This comes in three colors,\nthis one is in a dusty blue, the other is in a dusty maroon and the last one is in a classic white. Moving on to another graphic tee, This is the nobody puts\nEggie in the corner. Obviously this is a play on\n"nobody puts baby in the corner" but I just replaced Eggie. This is in a really kind\nof like metal band font, because it kind of just reminds me of all the metal bands that I\nused to wear in high school. Overall it\'s just a\nvery comfortable shirt, that you can rock on casual days. The last graphic tee that I\nhave is the Blur Baby top. This is a cute crop top that has the graphic Eggie in the front. I just love the blur\neffect because it\'s quirky, and it just, I don\'t know, makes it seem like time\'s\ngoing by really fast. I\'ve always considered\ngraphic tops as a basic, so that\'s why I wanted to add\nmore of them to my collection. I consider polka dots a timeless trend, so naturally I wanted to\nadd some into my collection. This is called the Spot Top, and it\'s just an off the shoulder blouse with this gorgeous dot\npattern all over it. It\'s got cutouts on the sleeves, and it has a nice ruffle on\nthe shoulder and the ends. This is really cute to wear\nwith high-waisted things because it\'s so cropped, and it\'s just like nice item to wear when you wanna look all spruced up. The other polka dotted item is one that I\'m wearing right now. This is called the Dot Jumpsuit, and this is a daring number for those who just wanna strut their stuff in a power jumpsuit. I love that it elongates you and it\'s just easy to\ntake it from day to night. This is clearly one of my favorite pieces because I\'m rocking it right now. I wore it with a long sleeve just so it\'s warmer for the weather. The sun keeps coming into my room, so I\'ve been like scooting\nfurther and further back. But basically, here is the next item. So this comes in two pieces,\nfirst I have the Connor top. This is a strapless top with\nthis awesome contrast stitching so that way it really pops. It\'s got this cute ruffle detail\non the top and the bottom, and this top coordinates\nperfectly with the Connor pants. These are definitely one of\nthe most comfortable pants that I\'ve ever worn. They are very loose and baggy, but fitted on the waist so they look perfect with the top. This set is named after Sarah Connor who is probably like the', metadata={'source': 'gk05IMU2RrU'}), Document(page_content="most badass woman in film. So I wanted to just dedicate\na piece of clothing to her. Here are some more trousers that I love. These are called the Late Shift trouser, and they come in two\ncolors, black and olive. They kind of remind me of a work pant, but way softer and definitely more chic. They are also high-waisted\nand the bottoms are still baggy but not as baggy but not as baggy as the Connor pant. The highlight of these pants\nare definitely the chain. It's in this really awesome gold, and it's quite substantial,\nit's pretty heavy. And if you like the chain, you can move it on over to any of the other pants in your closet. As I mentioned before, I'm having a huge moment\nwith red right now. So here are the Bench Warmers. They're these sick red joggers with this white striping on the sides. This is just a really nice tailored jogger in a fun red print. And I feel like they're a great way to play with the sports lux\ntrend that's going on right now. So we only have two more\nitems left in the haul and they're both skirts. Here is the Criss Cross skirt. This is a tight black and red miniskirt with this cross stitching on the side. I feel like red and black is such a classic color combination and I just love how striking it comes off. Alright the final item\nis the Clueless skirt, and I feel like this name\nis pretty self-explanatory. It's inspired by the 90s\nclassic film, Clueless. And you can channel your\ninner Cher with this skirt. So that is a wrap on the haul, please head over to Eggie.us\nif you are interested in any of the pieces. Also I have a huge announcement for the international Eggies out there. I know shipping has been brutal, I know some of you guys\nhave been paying 50 60 bucks for shipping and I know\nit's been unreasonable. But I have been working\non this with my team, to lower the cost and we\nhave finally succeeded. So for most places it should be around seven to 15 bucks for shipping now. There are some places that are excluded, they're still like 30 bucks. But there's gonna be a\nlist, like a full list, on eggie.us so please head\non over to the website to see what your shipping costs are. I've been getting so many\nDMs and comments and messages about this issue and so I've\nbeen working on it so hard and I'm so happy that it happened. So thank you so much for you\nknow, voicing your concerns, and I will do anything that I possibly can to make your requests a reality. I wanna thank you guys\nso much for watching, And I will see you guys in the next one. Bye! (blows kiss)", metadata={'source': 'gk05IMU2RrU'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWpt-ze_cYU

[Document(page_content="yesterday I asked you to do the impossible can you describe yourself using only emojis and the answer is kind of we'll start things off real strong with a cry for help hell yeah come on man uh this looks like every one of my weekends actually drink vom repeat garbage fire nice ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone not ch I don't like you so what I found most troubling was there was more than one minion Rock three count'em three minions roomy illustrates very nicely the plight of all youtubers did somebody say get paid get laid gatorade look you get points for creativity okay at least you spelled it out using emojis this one also gets points for spelling out who did this but I'm gonna subtract a few points just because how long did this take you man ah now here is the beautiful flag of Nepal however why didn't you create it using flags of Nepal and emoji itself this one didn't want to play the game yet somehow still played it I keep screaming but God won't answer I don't think that's an emoji remember me me big boy my life is very patrick euler look I didn't want to include this one but I didn't really have a choice okay yes somebody figured out how to do a moon truth or furry and emojis put that on a t-shirt I think I think this means you're a baby gamer which sounds like a terrible insult the hell out here a baby gamer this person illustrated the entire aging process in emojis I don't know why though this is cheating you can't use a frame from the emoji movie as an emoji even if it is a work of art let me guess you can drink beer all day but once liquor hits your lips your duns oh what's that saying beer before liquor you're bound to get sicker liquor before water your sister got hotter so somehow this person died and became a ghost I have questions hmm I think this one means you're a giant nerd the hell out of here jocks only this one's just a long list of foods and in case it was too subtle for you you nicely included obesity thank you for explaining it ah yes this is the official sign for celibacy me likey are you the silhouette or the police officer this this raises more questions than it answers all of you made a little little creature a terrifying ugly creature I think this means you're toxic I'm so sorry and finally a gun to the head now this one's a bit I got a question for you Thanksgiving is coming up and I want to ask you guys what are you thankful for [Music] please subscribe if emoji related humorous or thing also click right here to see the previous guy episode ah here's a clip what do you think will be in this year's YouTube rewind it starts with the sixth drone shot of daddy o5 dammit dabbing Garfield no Gangnam style no no I preferred the Harlem shake the tinkers rewind I", metadata={'source': 'TWpt-ze_cYU'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_5TyDFx6kc

[Document(page_content="G: Okay... G: Hey guys. My name is Grace Helbig, if you did not know, now you know. Your life is different now! I'm here with Kristen! K: Hi! G: We did a video just now on her channel, that you guys should go watch after this. K: Yes G: We made prison food. K: I don't feel good. G: I mean I would say that's why I'm dressed this way, but honestly... K: You'd wear that... G: ... normally. G: I thought Kristen would be really fun to talk through the MTV EMA's... K: Yeah... G: European Music Awards? G: I'm assuming is what that stands for. K: That makes sense. G: Sure. K: I didn't know this was a thing until now. G: I didn't know it was a thing until I saw it on Twitter. G: I don't know music. So we are going to review -this happened over the weekend- some of the red carpet fashions from the EMA's. G: First we have... Camila Cabello. K: Work... G: Is that that how you say her name? K: Camila ke-ba-ya? G: The girl that left fifth harmony. I mean... K: Hold on. G: There's a lot- there's a lot of beautiful saran-wrap seemingly happening in this photo. G: She's got a corset, but it also looks like you know those bras that you wear that are just sticky bras? G: And she's got straight-up what looks like a plastic bag wrapped around her neck. K: Honestly at the top... G: Yes. K: It looks like where you tie the bag when you're taking it out to the trash. G: The bottom half looks a little bit like grandmother's nightie, G: but she also does look like a porcelain doll so... K: True. G: Kudos. But this part just makes me feel anxious that she's suffocating. K: That's exactly what I was thinking, because I look at it as a plastic bag too, so I'm like- K: She's got a plastic bag around her neck. We all learn not to do that. G: Yeah *laughing* that's what they teach you... plastic bags are for putting anything in but your head. G: Demi Lovato! K: Oh! G: Whoah! K: Oh my god. G: She looks... K: ... so good. G: ...super badass. She looks like Demi Moore so much here. K: Yeah. G: She's a- got the long black hair. K: Yeah yeah. G: And her body and skin looks photoshopped G: But she also looks like, the sexiest like, Nantucket businessman I've ever seen. K: How can you make that sexy? G: We'd have to DM her to find out. K: True. I'Il give her that. I'll give her that. I always fear- K: open things like that because it's...it's stuck with fashion tape. Like if you sweat too much you're screwed. G: If you hug the wrong way, G: if the wind blows too hard... G: I like when girls wear masculine clothing- K: Yes, me too. G: -and make it like really sexy. G: And she really is. She always looks so angry fierce. G: But good thing that she's probably wearing really expensive shoes that we can't see. K: If she were wearing Crocs and it'd be fine. G: That would be hilarious. K: Financially responsible. G: Right? *laughing* G: Next we have Rita Ora! K: Stop! G: She hosted the EMA's... K: Okay. G: And I'm kind of obsessed with this whole look. G: She showed up like she just got out of the most elegant shower of all time. K: Oh my gosh. G: But she's wearing these insane jewels. I think she was like running late and was like I don't give a sh*t! I'm Rita Ora. G: I'm hosting the event this is what we're doing, and I kind of love this so much. K: That's where I aspire to be. G: Sexy- K: It looks good though! G: I know! That's the confusing thing, it's like, how is she wearing just a towel on her head G: and she looks so sexy? This feels like this would be the most amazing like Marriott commercial of all time. K: She's so comfy. Wow! G: She's great. Good for her. She's changed the game. K: I'm inspired G: Now I have Shawn Mendes! K: Oh my God, he looks so old. G: I know, this is when you watch sitcoms and the first season there's like a little boy on there and by the fourth season G: it's uncomfortable to watch him because he's... you're watching him go through puberty. K: And he's one of those people that use... their", metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'}), Document(page_content='he\'s... you\'re watching him go through puberty. K: And he\'s one of those people that use... their age never changes. G: Right, that he\'s in the blurry zone that you\'re like I\'m not gonna even like think about him- K: No. G: -because that\'s not a person that I should be wondering what the age is of them. K: But... K: this is cool though. The prints... G: Yeah. K: I\'m digging it. It\'s fun and distracting. G: Yes. I think this is cool, G: cause he is a musician, but he looks like he could be like a boring white boy. G: You would look at him and say that\'s like an Abercrombie and Fitch model. That person\'s not gonna be interesting, G: and then you find out that he\'s super musically talented. K: True. G: This is giving him that cool music image. K: It\'s like humble... it\'s like Susan Boyle. *record scratch* *laughing* G: Some might say Shawn Mendes is the Susan Boyle of young up-and-coming male musicians. *laughing* G: He\'s doing a stylish look without being like over the top and it still seems subtle weirdly enough. G: Now we have Haley Baldwin. K: I... I thought that was Gigi Hadid. I don\'t know people. G: She\'s friends with Gigi and all those girls. K: Fair that I got it mixed up then. G: Yes. G: She\'s at like every young person award show event and she always looks sad. K: Oh, she does looks sad. G: She always looks like her dad told her she can\'t go to prom. K: Wait is this the one that\'s dating... no that\'s....ungh....no... G: Are you having a stroke? K: Yeah... *laughing* K: Zayn from One Direction? G: No, that\'s Gigi Hadid. K: Okay, see. G: I like this dress. K: It\'s slippery. G: Yeah, she looks like she\'s got oil poured all over her, which is cute. K: Those shoes are cool. G: They\'re like choking your ankles. Chokers for your ankles. Cute! G: This is Jared Leto. K: It\'s like Dora the Explorer in a sweatsuit. G: It looks like Borat met Dora the Explorer G: and this is the final outcome. And also I think he\'s wearing what could be orthopaedic shoes, G: but I think they\'re the new Kanye West sneaker. It\'s very much like 80s prom date on the top and then like retired... G: Italian man on the bottom. K: Wow! G: That\'s I mean... it\'s a look. It\'s a combo. K: A look G: Yeah, but I don\'t hate it. G: Okay. This is Lana Del Rey. K: Oh! I really like that dress though. That\'s really cool. It screams... ... K: Gardening. G: Yeah. *laughing* K: She always just looks like she doesn\'t talk. G: But I think this dress is really cool and fun and still appropriate. K: Yes. It\'s so loud, but it\'s somehow still very like... G: compared to Rita Ora... *laughing* G: Okay, this is Liam Payne. K: That\'s a normal outfit! G: Uh... K: It\'s fine. G: It... G: ...yeah. He looks uncomfortable . K: He\'s probably sweating. G: Yeah, G: he looks like both of his arms are paralyzed, K: Yes. G: or that he just came from like skiing? G: But then also a funeral before that. K: He looks like constipated like it\'s like... K: I sharted. G: Uh, the orange is fine, but I don\'t know to me it just seems like a little disconnected. G: Did I just give an opinion about orange right now? *laughing* G: This is Charli XCX. K: I didn\'t... I never had a face to that name. G: Me neither. K: It\'s comfy. G: I mean this could be the same outfit that Liam Payne is wearing under that shirt. K: Oh my... *laughing* G: We just don\'t know G: Cute couples costume. Like a sexy mime happening right now. K: Yes. G: It\'s like crop top painting teacher. K: Painting teacher? *laughing* Art Teacher? G: Yeah! Otherwise known as an art teacher maybe? G: Okay, this is Madison Beer. G: This... is... a look. K: I can\'t stop looking at her boobs. G: I know... her boobs are pushed so high! K: And do the straps say something? G: I can\'t tell but it\'s just making me look more at her boobs. K: I think it says "Christian". G: Oh. G: Is she a Christian? Is that the messaging? But it\'s like right next to her tits? Like right up there. K: Oh! G: I\'m sure', metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'}), Document(page_content='that the messaging? But it\'s like right next to her tits? Like right up there. K: Oh! G: I\'m sure it\'s probably Christian Dior, and I\'m secretly hoping she\'s just letting everyone know that she\'s a Christian and it\'s directly next to her tits. K: Eyes here, now look at my religion. G: Yeah! *laughing* My religion is down here. How dare you. G: Uh yeah, this is Travis Scott. K: Cool jacket! G: Yeah, I can\'t tell what\'s on the jacket. G: It\'s like a jack-in-the-box, G: but like a ghoul is coming out of it. K: The pants look like the pants that you unzip at the knees. G: Yeah, they look like the pants that the kid that played D&D in high school wore. Diane: I think that Travis Scott is Kylie Jenner\'s rumoured baby Daddy. G: *gasp* K: Oh! G: Well, he looks like he just put a baby in someone. K: The rumors are confirmed! G: There you go, you heard it here first. This is what dads are wearing in 2017. G: This is Julia Michaels. K: She\'s cool looking. G: This is a confusing look because it\'s like one pant leg and then a skirt wrapped around the other one which seems like it would be very G: uncomfortable and jarring to wear. G: I have pants on but no, I don\'t. G: I also have my cooter hanging out and... K: Cooter! This looks... not breathable, but chic. G: But very chic. G: And she also looks like the kind of girl that like I want that girl to be my friend. G: She looks like a badass that would like really tear someone down if they f**ked with me. K: But then I feel like you talk to her and she\'s so nice. G: Yeah, but she looks unapproachable, and then she\'s just like so sweet. K: Now we\'re just judging her personality and not her clothes. G: And not her clothes at all. G: Okay, so this is the last one: Kesha! K: Oh! K: This is screams Tik Tok. G: Yeah! K: It screams like old, Kesha. G: Yeah, which I really like. It\'s a weird G: space galaxy unicorn cowboy look. K: Space cowboy! G: She\'s got space cowboy vibes. *music* "Take the space vibe with the cowboy, baby" K: It\'s like mermaid space cowboy. G: Yeah! G: It\'s like your aunt that lives in Texas like went off the grid and did a bunch of LSD and then came back G: and was like, this is who I am now. K: Literally. It\'s all her normal clothes, but just shiny G: Yeah. *laughing* G: She just added sequins to all of her normal clothes. K: I get it... I get life now. G: Well there we go! K: Wow... G: That was our review of the EMAs. G: Overall I think... goods and bads. K: Everybody expressed themselves and that\'s all that matters. G: Truly... G: I can\'t really say anything negative about any of it because they\'ve all put much more effort and time and thought into their looks than G: clearly I ever do...so... K: And... they\'re there and we\'re not. G: That\'s true. K: They\'re invited to these things and were sitting back just judging them because we\'re jealous. G: If you guys want to feel G: not so jealous of us eating delicious meals go over to Kristen\'s Channel G: and watch the video where we tried to make prison foods. K: It was interesting and I learned a lot about myself. G: We both should probably head to our respective homes to use the restrooms at some point in the soon future. K: Yes. G: Thank you guys so much for watching! Other than that, I don\'t know. G: Okay, this is... I forget this girl\'s name. Oh yeah, Sabrina! Sabrina Carpenter. K: Okay. G: Who apparently is a big musician... I don\'t know. K: She has a cute butt! G: Yeah, that\'s great. Moving on...', metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEIP1YpFXrE

[Document(page_content="Ah first dates There's nothing like getting ready feeling those butterflies in your tummy and hoping you don't make a fool out of yourself So a little something about our first date. We actually met online Yeah, we met on MySpace And we were talking for about a couple weeks on AIM my screen name was miss twisted And I was skatessta08 So my parents never really allowed me on dates And this was the first date that my dad actually allowed me to go on So the date preceded my mom actually dropped me off I drove Because I had my own car So we agreed to meet in a very public place because I didn't know if I was going to be kidnapped by a strange old man the beard Oh cupquake, wait you weren't cupquake back, then, Oh miss twisted. How are you? What better place to meet than the movies? So I continued walking and as I look up I see this Really tall, skinny guy Walking towards me Smiling creepily, and I think I smiled creepily back I remember how nervous I was, incredibly nervous, to the point where my hands were sweating So much... And I was afraid to hold her hands. I was pretty nervous, too So we continued and went to go buy our movie tickets Which we probably should have bought earlier because the movie we wanted to see was sold out So since our movie was sold out we had to choose the next best thing Anaconda JLo, big snakes, yeah, that sounds like fun! We bought tickets we walked in and I remember thinking hey. I'm hungry. I'm gonna get myself some popcorn You want some popcorn? So we grabbed some popcorn and a giant Diet Coke I walked into the theater as the movie was playing the whole time. I was thinking to myself Oh My hand is it weird. Oh my gosh. Can I I mean should I grab it his hands right there? It's it's on the thing should we hold hands and over on my side I remember thinking oh god, okay, so we're here or we're about to watch the movies previews are done. Okay, cool movie started Oh shoot. We're not holding hands yet should I hold her hand? Wait, wait, my hands are very sweaty. They're so sweaty god Wipe them. Wipe them. They're there her hands there. I'm going for it. I did it Was very excited So no not that okay. I'm holding her hand now. What do I do next? Oh wait? Maybe I could put my arm around here. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do that let me do one of these oh Yeah, there you go, yes, I'm getting further along in this great job Mario you're doing great So we're about 20 minutes into the movie, and I'm like alright, this is going good, maybe I should kiss her now here I'm going for the kiss We did She looked away what? What oh my mind? I was thinking oh? No, he didn't he literally just went in for the kiss and it wasn't a romantic moment. I'm not gonna Let it go down like this Who does he think he is I'm not that easy He needs to work for it hmm eat some popcorn So then I thought all right Mario just collect yourself put yourself together an hour later I say to myself alright Mario. You've Mustered up the courage to do one more time. Let's see it again let's see if you go all the way come on Ready Set weed luck guys and I think this is the moment Mario 90% can I get the 10 can I get the 10? We kissed so the movie ended we headed outside still with each other hey Do you want to get some ice cream? There's a cut stone? corner Little did you know I love cold stone, and they had to contain myself We walked over to the ice cream store and Ended up getting our own We didn't share so we finished our ice cream and it's time for her to go back and I remember thinking all right I'm and really held her hand outside of the theater got a hold her hand at least one more time before she goes so I reach in to try and grab her hand as we're walking away and It was one of those awkward moments It looked like we're trying to do a handshake, but I have no idea how we're gonna grab our hands. We're gonna interlock Fingers, or we're gonna kind of just go palm it palm and the next thing that", metadata={'source': 'EEIP1YpFXrE'}), Document(page_content="We're gonna interlock Fingers, or we're gonna kind of just go palm it palm and the next thing that happened was totally unexpected I kind of giggled and laughed about it and Did this secret handshake? Squiggy wiggly Well if you're a nerd like me I used to watch a lot of cartoons and with rocket power It was a little thing that they did I was like a secret handshake And they would just twinkle each other's fingertips and say squiddy wiggity wiggity And I thought you would understand what that was But nope I didn't, but I thought it was the cutest thing ever so I was like aww, look at her She's a dork, and I like it. I was so mortified. I can't believe he didn't watch rocket power Hey, I remember you being embarrassed. Yep. You kept trying to apologize, and I said no. No that's perfectly fine I like this this Wiggity wiggity way anything of yours till this day. We still And actually he asked me to be his girlfriend right then and there hey Tiffany oh god I'm so nervous where am I gonna say how am I gonna tell hey? Well you want to be my girlfriend? Okay What she said? Yes, oh my god. I'm so excited right now like the gentleman He is he actually walked me to my mom's car where she was waiting and she met him for the first time hi, Mrs Garcia uh I'm Mario nice to meet you I was super nervous to me her mom so nervous total brownie points with the Mrs Garcia thing though You got to be proper pro tip as we go our separate ways My mom was really giddy in the car driving home asking me How it was I asked her what she thought of him, you know she said he has really soft hands And that was our first date", metadata={'source': 'EEIP1YpFXrE'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpapqEeb36k

[Document(page_content='So we\'re gonna work with wild pumpkins today, the way you get one is you go into the forest and take a medium length cardboard tube and just want to give it a little *pumpkin mating call/roar* I\'ll just uh give this a minute and oh here comes one! Come on! Come on, buddy! See if we get him to jump right into my hand Come on little guy There we go look at this little ragamuffin Oop! Aww So we\'re gonna get the pie crust ready here. You want to take four or five slices of whole grain bread, Cut off the crust and then gently press those into a pie shell, Just keep spinning and pressing until you get a nice smooth texture, and then brush off the extra crusticles, and there\'s your shell. So we\'re gonna take our wild pumpkin and cut the top off and slide that can out. Give it a good rinse to get the guts off it and... Get that pumpkin into a bowl, we\'re gonna throw in two bagged eggs, 3/4 a cup of white sugar this will help the pie to taste just a touch sweeter. 1/2 a teaspoon of salt, and the spices... *sigh* This part\'s uh... a little bit sad for me; when I got the recipe from my mom she said it takes 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon of ground ginger, and a quarter teaspoon of cloves or and I quote, "I use two and a quarter teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice." *sigh* Just out here trying to come to terms of the fact that I\'ve been eating the pumpkin pie of shortcuts my whole life. Here I thought my mom wasn\'t afraid to get her elbows greasy and *sigh* Now I know she just likes to take the easy way out and the sad thing about it is that if you combine these spices which is super easy and then compare it to the pumpkin pie spice... *tasting sounds* So we\'re gonna use two and a quarter teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice And we just wanna wangjangle this together really good and once you\'ve got that mixed, pouring it into another bowl is totally unnecessary. In my family we usually add the cream directly from the udder of a cow but since I can\'t fit a cow in my kitchen, I\'ve got this condiment squeezer. And I\'m just gonna squeeze the udder while I slowly mix the cream until that\'s way soupier than you would ever expect. you\'re gonna be like, "no way is this a pie filling," but guess what? you\'re wrong, it\'s a pie filling. once that\'s nice and smooth, you\'re just gonna pour that in the pie shell and make sure you don\'t go too far to the top because this is basically a bowl of water. undow\'s on four twenty fundo and we\'re gonna cook that for 15 minutes at this hot temperature so that way we can get maximum crispy crustatude. and then after 15 minutes, we\'re gonna lower that to 350 and you\'ll bake that between 30 and 45 minutes. the way you\'re gonna test this by checking for the wobble you want to just give it a hit and if there\'s still a significant wobble, that pie\'s not cooked all the way through. you want some turgidity in the resistance of the wobbliness and jiggliness of the pumpkin pie filling. That\'s how you know it\'s done, and then once it\'s done you want to leave that to sit for at least an hour if not longer, And then all you have to do is decide how you want to whip cream it. You can do the mohawk, the fluffy bed cloud, the stupid. Feel free to do the rim job. You can go with the nihilist, the volcano, or the anarchist. ♪ Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin pie get it in the season ♪ ♪when everything dies. Shove it in your face and try not to cry when you eat that pumpin\' pumpkin pie. My♪ ♪heart is sunken, shoulders slumping cause I can\'t get me a pumpkin♪ ♪PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!♪ *single drum hit*', metadata={'source': 'hpapqEeb36k'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHaJ8xsWD3s

[Document(page_content='I’m Lucie Fink and this is 5 days of DIY Makeup. Hey guys! What’s up? Welcome back to another Try Living With Lucie: 5 Day Challenge. If you haven’t subscribed to our channel yet click right here. And if you’re a returning subscriber then welcome back! Before we start, comment below and let me know what other 5 Day Challenges you want to see from me because I read all of your comments and I get my ideas from you guys. Over the past few months I’ve received a ton of DM’s on Instagram asking me to try\n5 Days of DIY Makeup. And to be completely honest, I avoided this topic for a really long time because I don’t\nreally know that much about regular makeup, let alone DIY makeup. But then I took a moment and I thought about it and I was like, “Lucie, that is exactly what this series is about!” I’m not an expert on any of the topics that I dive into in Try Living With Lucie. I just do my research and I learn about it and then I try something. And that’s the point. So I took to the internet and I did a ton of research and I discovered so many different DIY makeup techniques that I’m going to try out this week and share with you. I also decided to turn this into a challenge whereby I’m only allowed to wear the DIY makeup that I make this week. So as you can see I’m starting out on Monday fresh-faced. Day one! Oh, sorry. I started out today with a product that I was most excited to make: a lip kit. For this recipe I followed YouTuber Yvette Polanka’s tutorial for a DIY Kylie Jenner Lip Kit. I mixed a matte liquid foundation with a matte eyeshadow and then stirred them together. However much foundation you pour in is how much lipstick you’re gonna get and then the eyeshadow is used to color it. On my wrist, I swatched my favorite Kylie Lip Kit color. And then I swatched my version next to it to see how the colors were different. Then based on that, I knew what other tones I needed to add in to achieve my desired color. Once I had my color I added some olive oil in to smooth it out, and then\nI spooned it into an empty pot. I put it on and I really, really liked the final texture and color. Truthfully, it was very similar to my Kylie Lip Kit but it just didn’t get that dry, crumbly feeling that the Lip Kit sometimes gets. Next, I found a recipe for a DIY peppermint lip balm on Refinery29.com that calls for ¾ cups of coconut oil, ¼ cup of melted cocoa butter, and ¼ cup of beeswax. I heated that together in a small saucepan, and then I poured peppermint\noil into a jar and swirled it around a bit before adding the mixture to it. I let it harden in the fridge for 20 minutes before trying it on, and then I tested it out and it is officially my new favorite lip product. I was looking at my face in the mirror this\nmorning and I noticed that my skin was looking a little blotchy, so I decided that what I\nneeded most today was some sort of foundation and coverup situation to smooth everything over. Very necessary. I think it looks pretty good now. I really liked how I made yesterday’s\nlip balm entirely from scratch using non-makeup ingredients. So I wanted to replicate that and make a very light foundation\npowder entirely from scratch. Once again, there were no exact measurements for this,\nI was just mixing different ingredients together to get the right color tone. So I added cocoapowder for a bronzing glow, beet powder for a blush look, and turmeric powder which can reduce\nacne-causing bacteria. The powder went on very smoothly, and interestingly enough once\nall the ingredients were mixed together they each lost their individual smells so the mixture together was entirely odorless. It gave me a little natural color. I like it. Next I followed Yvette Polanka’s Youtube tutorial for a DIY EOS concealer. I removed the original EOS lip balm from the case, then popped out the grate, and then cleaned\nthe EOS container and set it aside. Then I mixed together beeswax, coconut oil, and liquid', metadata={'source': 'mHaJ8xsWD3s'}), Document(page_content="the EOS container and set it aside. Then I mixed together beeswax, coconut oil, and liquid\nfoundation and popped it into the microwave at 30 second intervals. Once it was all mixed, I put the grate back into the bottom of the EOS container, poured the mixture in, capped it and then popped it in the freezer. I kept it in there for 30 minutes and pro-tip: store it upside-down if you want to achieve that dome shape on the top. And not to toot my own DIY EOS concealer horn but when I opened it about 30 minutes later, it was perfect. Perfect! It went on a little sheer so next time I’ll probably use more concealer and\nless coconut oil. It does not stay in formation unless you keep it chilled, so keep this in\nthe fridge. So today I decided I wanted to dive into one aspect of my daily makeup routine that is\nusually so essential for me: eyebrows. I think I said it in my “5 Days of No Makeup”\nvideo but, if I had to pick one type of makeup to wear everyday, just one, it would be brow powder. I started out super easy today, and I just wanted to see what it would look like\nif I used nothing but raw organic cocoa powder as brow powder. I have never thought to do this before, and I don’t know why because I’m a huge chocolate person. Huge. But it was not a bad technique. Plus it’s all natural, and who really uses all of the cocoa powder in their pantry before it expires anyway? Am I right? Then I took it up one level and I made\nmyself a DIY brow gel. Sometimes I actually do really like that full brow, bushy, messy look. Other times I just want them to sit still and calm down. I got this idea from the Youtube channel ModaMob and I just mixed hair gel with brown powder. And it’s so simple! You just mix them together until they’re blended,\ntwirl a wand into the gel, and apply it. Because it's tinted it also helps fill in the gaps,\nand this really worked just as well as any store bought brow gel. I would highly recommend it. Quite a nice tint. Notice anything different about me? Maybe about my eyes? I got eye makeup on! It’s been three days of wearing only DIY makeup, and even though everything I’ve made this week has brought me a little bit closer to\nhaving on a full-face of makeup, I haven’t worn anything yet that’s really dramatically\nchanged my look. Until today. So I wanted to make products today that would really add that final pop. Eyeliner and mascara. I started out with this blue eyeliner using\na tutorial I found on Carli Bybel’s Youtube channel. You mix eyeshadow in whatever color\nyou want your eyeliner to be with MAC Fix Plus. The Fix Plus helps turn the eyeshadow into a liquid form, and gets it all smooth so that you could apply it with a really skinny brush.\nI’m usually a black eyeliner girl but I’m loving the blue, and I’m thinking this is\nmy new thing. Next, making the mascara was the most difficult and involved process of yhe entire week so far. This idea came from a Youtube Channel called Alternative Channel. I started by placing slivered almonds on a pan and then heating them up until they became\ncompletely burned and black. Once the almonds were charred, I put them into a baggie and\nI crushed them using the back of a water bottle. I mixed them with one teaspoon of Vaseline, and then the original recipe wanted me to heat this mixture on a stovetop with a double\nboiler, but I decided to just throw it in the microwave. Once the mixture had a better consistency from the heat, I spooned it into a syringe and then I pumped it into an old,\ncleaned-out mascara container. TBH, this mixture stunk. You would have thought that something died. So I don’t know how I felt about this product because of how it smelled, but it\ndid work nicely! I mean, it looks like regular mascara. And it’s pretty cool. It was made out of burnt almonds. I literally have a smokey eye. For my final day I felt that I had made enough DIY makeup products", metadata={'source': 'mHaJ8xsWD3s'}), Document(page_content='for an everyday, natural look. So I decided instead of making another makeup product,\nI’d make my own DIY makeup remover. I found this recipe on Refinery29. Have you heard of it? Place 12 cotton squares into a sterile mason jar, and then set it aside. Mix ⅛ cup of melted coconut oil, with ⅛ cup of apricot kernel oil, three drops of lavender, and two drops of vitamin E oil. I poured the mixture over the cotton pads, and then poked around a little to make sure they\nabsorbed as much liquid as possible. Refrigerated the pads for at least one hour and then tested it out. The mixture smelled really good and it worked really well, but it was definitely\na little bit oily so it requires you to wash your face with soap and water after using it. Whaaat?! And after I trial tested the makeup remover pads, I actually put all of my DIY makeup back on because it’s Friday nigh and I’m going out in DIY\nmakeup! Can’t stop me! I officially made it through the entire week wearing only DIY makeup products. I feel like I gave my skin a much needed rest from the typical makeup products that I use everyday which are a lot heavier, and are not necessarily all-natural. Let me know if you have anymore DIY makeup ideas that I can test out. And as always, comment below and let me know what you want to see next time on Try Living With Lucie. Hey Youtube! Thanks for watching, click here for another video on Refinery29, right here to subscribe to our Youtube channel,\nand here for my personal Youtube channel. Bye!', metadata={'source': 'mHaJ8xsWD3s'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZpGOQ7tBKE

[Document(page_content='These are Google\'s Pixel Buds. They\'re\nkind of, sort of, Google\'s answer to Apple AirPods. They\'re wireless earbuds, though\nnot truly wireless, and they cost about the same amount of money, $159. On\none hand they\'re really good wireless earbuds that do a lot of the basics well,\nwhile also teasing that seemingly inevitable future of having super\ncomputers in our ears. On the other hand there are a couple of tiny nitpicky\nflaws that when added together kind of mar the experience. Up front though we\nhave to start with one of the features that Google\'s hyping the most about the\nPixel Buds and that\'s real-time translation. Can you tell me where the\ntrain station is? Can you tell me where the train station is? I can, the train station is over there. It\'s sort of wrong. Can you tell me where the bathroom is? Can you tell me about where the washroom is? There is a toilet nearby. That\'s good to hear. There\'s a toilet not far from here. Can you tell me how to get to the train station? Are you able to tell me how to get to the train station? Walk to the next block, go straight and turn right. Go straight and turn right. Hello and thanks for helping out. Hello and thanks for helping out. Is that kind of right? Yeah it is, it is. It\'s taking a while to translate it. Do you know how to get to the train\nstation? Tell me how to get to the train station. What\'s wrong about it? It would just be a bit like, you\'re kind of like, it\'s using the\nimperative so he would be a bit like, not very polite to just stop someone and say, "Tell me how to get to the train station." It would say, "Can you tell me how ..." So this is as if I was a rude five-year-old? Yes. Hey. Hey Dami, thank you for helping us with this. Wait, so am I speaking into the app or am I speaking at the Pixel Buds? That\'s also weird, you are speaking into\nthe app, but it\'s reading it out in English to me. Oh so you can hear it in English. So what it\'s showing up here\nit\'s reading to me in English. Would you rather hear both though? No. Can you tell me how to get\nto the train station? I told them how to get to the train station. Wow. This is not super accurate. Oh yeah? Yeah. What did it get wrong? Just like a lot of grammar, and you\'re speaking to me in a really informal way. This seems to be a problem with it\nis that it\'s very rude in the way that it\'s translating things. I\'m sensing a bit of hostility from you. The one common thread we saw across all the\nlanguages is that the translation is pretty crude so you\'re probably going to\ncome across as sounding a little bit rude or maybe even kind of like a\nfive-year-old and that\'s not a problem with the pixel buds themselves it\'s\nreally just a problem with where translation apps are at this point in\ntime and that\'s really all this is. It\'s not like the pixel buds are doing magic\nto translate conversations it\'s just leaning on the Google Translate app that\nalready, probably, exists on your phone. The weirdest thing for me is that with\npixel buds you\'re adding a whole nother device into what is already an awkward\nsituation when you\'re trying to speak somebody else\'s language and it makes it\na bit more impersonal. My co-workers didn\'t really seem to have much of a\nproblem with it, just testing it out, but I know for myself I would probably\nrather just use the app on the phone as opposed to adding a whole another device\ninto the situation. Now there may very well be a time one\nday where everybody is wearing the Pixel Buds and using them to talk to people\nacross languages and borders but that future is not here yet. This current\nversion of the project is only teasing and it\'s not delivering on it.\nGoogle assistant however, is much further along and here\'s the best thing about it\non the Pixel Buds: it is stupid fast. You just tap the right earbud and you\'re\nalready talking to the assistant. You don\'t have to wait for it to confirm', metadata={'source': 'mZpGOQ7tBKE'}), Document(page_content="already talking to the assistant. You don't have to wait for it to confirm\nthat it's heard you or anything you just tap talk and it's off to the races. It's\nso fast that I found myself begging for reasons to use it. I usually only use the\nassistant for things like weather or alarms, especially on headphones. That said, I think Google's assistant is the best of the ones out there and having it\nless than a second away definitely feels like a genuine step forward. I found\nmyself using it in ways that I never had, like asking it to tell me how long it'll\ntake me to get home on the subway or asking it to read me the news while I\nwalk from the subway back home. So let's set all these fantastical and futuristic\nfeatures aside now, because while they might be useful in a pinch, what you're\ngoing to be using the Pixel Buds for the most is listening to music that's coming\nfrom your phone and in the right setting they do that really well. They reproduce\naudio really clearly. There's a little bit of depth to it, more than I expected\nto find on earbuds this size and they'll do that for a while too. Google advertises\nabout five hours of listening time and I found that as long as you're not using\nthe assistant a ton, you'll get at least four hours of what they're claiming. But\nthe open air design of these earbuds, Google calls it semi occluded, is a\ntotally double-edged experience. On the one hand it's good for situations like\nrunning where you want to have sound from the outside world coming in, but on\nthe other hand it means that sound can totally drown out the music listening\nexperience. Especially if you're in a big city like New York. I found myself\nhearing buses, trains, traffic, people walking by me instead of the music that\nI wanted to listen to. There was even one point where I actually heard the music\nfrom someone else's headphones instead of my own music. That's annoying. That brings us to the last part of the experience with the Pixel Buds, which is\nthe case. I really want to like this thing and for the most part I do. It's\ngot a nice soft touch finish to it. It has a couple extra charges worth of battery\nin it and it will even quick charge the Pixel Buds. Ten minutes will give you\nabout an hour, which is awesome. The problem comes from just how finicky the\nprocesses is of getting the buds back in the case. You have to put\nthem in one by one and then you have to wrap the cord around just the right way\nor else the case won't close and Google even had to put a sticker on the inside\nof the case to teach people how to do that. Now the way that you get Pixel Buds\nto fit in your ears also has a couple issues. You have to tug on this little\nloop of the cable that connects the two earbuds together, which is a nice idea,\nbut that cable tends to slip over time and so I found that pulling them out of\nthe case the cable has slipped or even when I have them in my ears the cable\nslips and I have to constantly readjust them to keep them fitting in my ears the\nright way. Now the touchpad on the right is really fast for Google assistant,\nwhich is great and you can tap to play and pause music and you can even swipe\nto control the volume, but it's super sensitive and so you have to be careful.\nI found myself getting lots of accidental taps and swipes especially\nwhen I took the earbuds out of my ears and went to put them back in the case.\nThat was really frustrating because I would hear music starting to play again\nor I would lose my place in a podcast. It just seems like an easy problem that\nGoogle could fix if the earbuds know that they're out of your ears. Now these\nare admittedly little frustrations, but when you add them all up together it\nmakes for a more problematic experience than I was expecting with Pixel Buds.\nThere are a lot of good ideas in this product and I'm excited to see what\nGoogle does with that going forward. It's just painfully obvious right now that", metadata={'source': 'mZpGOQ7tBKE'}), Document(page_content="Google does with that going forward. It's just painfully obvious right now that\nthis is their first attempt at making wireless earbuds.", metadata={'source': 'mZpGOQ7tBKE'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQXwQVaQmGk

[Document(page_content='>> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, HOSTING THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS SUNDAY NIGHT ON ABC. I ASSUME YOU\'RE ON VACATION FROM "BLACK-ISH." >> YES. >> ARE THEY DOING THE I WHO WITH YOU? OR STOPPED PRODUCTION? >> NO, WE\'RE ON THANKSGIVING BREAK. >> Jimmy: I SEE, ON THANKSGIVING BREAK. OH, THAT WORKS OUT PERFECT, EXCEPT FOR YOU, YOU DON\'T GET A BREAK. >> NO, WE HAVE TWO WEEKS. WE HAVE TWO WEEKS SO I WILL HAVE THE WEEK OFF OF THANKSGIVING. >> Jimmy: VERY NICE. WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR FAMILY THANKSGIVING? >> JUST LIKE ANY OTHER FAMILY, WE SORT OF BOUNCE BETWEEN THE SIBLINGS OR MY MOM, WE TRADE OFF. AND I AM NOT HOSTING THIS YEAR. I ACTUALLY HOPE TO SHOW UP AND LITERALLY BE FED AND CODDLED. >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE NICE. >> BUT I DON\'T THINK THAT\'S GOING TO HAPPEN. >> Jimmy: YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING, BRING IT TO THE POTLUCK? >> YEAH I\'LL BE POTLESS. >> Jimmy: WHO ASSIGNS THOSE JOBS? IS IT YOUR MOM THAT SAYS, YOU\'RE BRINGING STUFFING? >> IT\'S A LITTLE BIT SET. LIKE THERE\'S THINGS PEOPLE MAKE. MY BROTHER ROSS AND I OFTEN SORT OF FIGHT BACK AND FORTH ON THE MAC AND CHEESE, HE THINKS HE\'S BETTER AT IT, I THINK I\'M BETTER AT IT. I USUALLY END UP HAVING TO MAKE THE COLLARED GREENS. >> Jimmy: I SEE. >> ROSS AND I HAVE THE SAME RECIPE, I JUST USE MORE SALT. SO HE USUALLY GETS THE MAC AND CHEESE, MY MOM USUALLY HANDLES THE TURKEY AND STUFFING. >> Jimmy: AS A KID -- I IMAGINE YOUR MOM BRINGING TURKEY OUT OF THE OVEN. >> YOU, SHOULD THAT\'S MY MOM, YEAH. SHE\'S A GREAT COOK. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: AS A KID, LIKE WOULD IT BE LIKE, HEY, PASS THE JELL-O, MICHAEL JACKSON? LIKE THAT KIND OF THING? [ LAUGHTER ] >> FIRST OF ALL, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. PASS THE JELL-O, MICHAEL! [ LAUGHTER ] MICHAEL MAKES THE JELL-O MOLD. NO, NOT -- I GUESS IT\'S -- MAYBE A LITTLE. THERE WERE SOME VACATIONS WITH MICHAEL AND TENNIS WITH CHER. >> Jimmy: TENNIS WITH CHER. [ LAUGHTER ] IS CHER A GOOD TENNIS PLAYER? >> I WAS YOUNG, BUT THERE\'S PICTURES. >> Jimmy: I SEE. >> AND THERE WAS LIKE MY MOM AND CHER, THESE TWO BEAN POLES, THEY WERE SO SKINNY, PLAYING TENNIS WITH MICHAEL. CHER, MICHAEL, MY MOM AND MY DAD. >> Jimmy: MICHAEL WAS PLAYING TENNIS? >> I THINK SO. >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU MUST HAVE SOME PHOTOGRAPHS OF THAT. >> THERE ARE, THERE ARE. THAT\'S THE ONLY REASON I KNOW. I DON\'T REMEMBER, I WAS REAL SMALL. >> Jimmy: WHEN HE WOULD LIKE -- >> I DON\'T KNOW, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GUESS THERE\'S NO ANSWER. >> YOU WERE REALLY ABOUT TO DIVE IN THERE. >> Jimmy: I\'M IMAGINING HIM MOONWALKING BACK TO THE BALL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I THINK THIS WAS VERY BEFORE MOONWALKING. >> Jimmy: HE DIDN\'T WEAR A GLOVE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. NO. >> Jimmy: WOW. YOUR LIFE IS SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN MINE. >> I DON\'T KNOW THAT I AGREE. >> Jimmy: TRUST ME. AGREE. >> OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THE MOST EXCITING THING THAT WOULD HAPPEN AT OUR FAMILY THANKSGIVING WOULD BE SMOKING. THAT WOULD BE LIKE, YOU KNOW -- MY AUNT CHIPPY BREAKING OPEN A NEW PACK OF MARLBOROS. >> AT THE TABLE? >> Jimmy: OF COURSE AT THE TABLE, YEAH. >> THAT SOUNDS PRETTY EXCITING, THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN AT MY HOUSE. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE? >> YOU DO NOT SMOKE AROUND MY MOM, IF YOU\'RE A SMOKER, OUTSIDE. MY MOM WAS A SINGER NO SMOKING AROUND MY MOM. >> Jimmy: THAT MAKES SENSE. MY AUNT CHIPPY IS MORE OF A SCREAMER. [ LAUGHTER ] IT\'S A DIFFERENT THING, I KNOW. WELL, I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ON SUNDAY NIGHT. HAVE A LOT OF FUN. >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: PLEASE GIVE YOUR FAMILY MY BEST. >> I WILL.', metadata={'source': 'pQXwQVaQmGk'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCq8mtK8J4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHWAZNkqwN4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhwwTxTh5To

[Document(page_content="Hey guys, this is Austin. This is the MacBook Pro, and it is Apple's most expensive laptop. Now this is actually\ncomputer that we've edited all of our videos for the last year on. However, starting at $2,400,\nit does not come cheap. That's where Microsoft comes\nin with the new Surface Book 2. Now full disclosure. They actually did send\nthis out for review. However, as a laptop starting at $2,500, I'm curious to see how it stacks up. So I actually did a video\non the original Surface Book a couple of years ago and it\nwas a very, very weird concept. So the idea here is that\nyou're getting a computer that on the surface looks very\nmuch similar to something like a MacBook, but you can\nactually detach the screen and turn it into a tablet. Pop this guy open, and\nthe first thing we see is the well, the Surface Book itself. What really makes this\nunique is the hinge. So as you can see, when\nyou close the laptop, it actually doesn't go completely flat, and that's because, so if\nyou press the button here for a second, what you'll be able to do is remove the actual tablet. Put these two side by\nside, and at first glance, they look pretty similar but\nthere are a ton of differences. So first of all, while they\ndo have 15-inch displays each, the port selection is very different. Where the MacBook has\nfour Thunderbolt 3 ports, two on either side, the Surface instead has a single USB C paired with a Surface connector\nfor charging and docking, but importantly, it also\ntwo full-size USB A ports and an SD-card reader. When it comes to screens, it is really hard to argue\nwith either of these laptops, but the Surface is slightly sharper, with a resolution of 3240 by 2160 compared to 2880 by 1800 on the MacBook, and the Surface has the added benefit of being a touchscreen. Where the Surface Book 2 really\nexcels is in performance. So inside, it has a Core\ni7-8650U, a GTX 1060, 16 gigs of RAM, and\nanywhere between 256 gigs and one terabytes of SSD storage. With a GTX 1060 inside, this is going to be a very powerful laptop when it comes to video\nediting and even gaming. So to put things in context, a 1060 is usually what you'd find in fairly high-end gaming laptops, but one of the advantages\nof the Surface Book is that it's still fairly thin. Microsoft has updated\nthe Surface Book design since the original, so\none of the main things is is that you can now open and close it without having to put a hand\non it to sort of steady it, and the hinge feels good. So in tablet mode, you do\nget the full PC experience. So the main thing is\nyou're pretty much losing all the ports besides the headphone jack but what's cool is you\ncan actually just drop it right back on, even backwards,\nand you can have yourself a super cool, even weirder\nthan usual looking computer. It might be a bit low-key at this point, but I really appreciate the\naddition of a USB C port. So yeah, it might not be Thunderbolt, but I've actually moved\na lot of my accessories to USB C at this point,\nand it is really nice to be able to use a single\ncable to not only connect to a monitor but to get\npower into the laptop. Speaking of power, I love\nthe idea that I can use a single power adaptor\nfor not only the laptop but also my Pixel or even a MacBook. I like the keyboard. So the keys are on the stiff side, but unlike on the MacBook,\nthere's actual travel here. Now I do think I slightly prefer the way that the butterfly switches\nwork on the MacBook Pro but you're not going to be disappointed with either of these. Something interesting is that\nMicrosoft slightly tapers the middle of the keyboard\nand then it comes down on the sides, and it's kind\nof hard to see this on video, but when actually typing, what it means is that your fingers are going\nto be slightly elevated, which for me alleviates\na lot of wrist strain. The trackpad is decent. So as you'd expect from", metadata={'source': 'DhwwTxTh5To'}), Document(page_content="a lot of wrist strain. The trackpad is decent. So as you'd expect from\na Microsoft device, it is a Windows Precision touchpad and that means that not only do you get the additional three-fingered gestures like swiping up to pull up your desktops, but it also tracks really accurately. As good as it might be though, it can't match the MacBook Pro. This trackpad is enormous. I mean seriously, it's\nlike the size of my hand. Now yes, you can totally\nabide with the Surface, but Apple has the best\ntrackpads in the business. As you'd expect from a device\nstraight from Microsoft, there's basically no bloat in Windows, except there actually kind of is. So in a lot of laptops, this included have a few different preinstalled games such as March of Empires, Candy\nCrush, and while that's fine on a $300 laptop, when I'm\npaying over $3,000 for a laptop, I don't want to have any bloatware at all. And sure, it's easy enough to uninstall but it just feels weird\nthat they're trying to make a few extra bucks on something\nthat's this expensive. Where the Surface Book 2 really\nshines is in performance. So side by side with the\nMacBook, you can see that for shorter periods and\nsingle-threaded tasks, it does hold up pretty well, but on the multi-threaded side, you're going to lose some performance, but the real star of the\nshow here is that GPU. With the GTX 1060 inside, well, you should be using\nthis for video editing. I'm playing some Rocket League. Now I actually will say\nthat with this much power, you can play a lot more demanding\ngames than Rocket League, but even at 2560 by 1600 with\npretty much all the settings cranked up, this looks really nice. We're getting anywhere between like 60 and 70 frames per second, and because this is Microsoft, there's a little bit of\nXbox inside the Surface, as there is an Xbox One\nwireless radio built in. Now what's interesting\nabout having a GTX 1060 in a laptop that's so thin\nis that besides the battery, the base of it is totally\ndedicated to cooling it. So yes, it's a little bit loud, but no worse than most gaming laptops, and it's a lot thinner. For 15-inch laptops, battery\nlife actually isn't bad. So the MacBook should\ngo for around 10 hours, where the Surface is\nrated for up to 17 hours. Now that part of that is\nbecause it has two batteries, one in the screen and one in the base, but something to keep in\nmind with both of these guys is that when you're actually\ndoing heavier lifting such as gaming and\nespecially video editing, expect that number to be a lot less. The Surface has a pair\nof front-firing speakers in the screen and it sounds good, but the MacBook sounds phenomenal. It has two giant speakers\nbeside the actual keyboard and this is hands-down\nthe best-sounding laptop I've ever tried. When it comes to price, both of these laptops\nare incredibly expensive. So the Surface Book starts at $2,500, but that's only with a 256 gig SSD. Bump that up to 512, and you're at $2,900. The MacBook is $100 cheaper but I don't think that's\ngoing to change anyone's mind at this price point. If you can take advantage\nof the extra GPU horsepower and especially the ability to use stuff like the Surface pen, the Surface dial for maybe\nsomething like graphics work, then the Surface can make sense. However, when it comes to the MacBook, it's just a solid laptop all around. It's thinner, it's lighter, and while the touchbar\nmight seem like a gimmick, it really doesn't affect\nthe actual laptop itself, and stuff like Touch ID is\nactually really helpful to have. The Surface does have a\nwider variety of ports, but I've got to say over the last year, having four Thunderbolt\n3 ports on the MacBook has come in handy quite a bit. The Surface Book 2 might\nbe the most incredibly engineered laptop you can buy today. Everything from the hinge,\nwhich while maybe not perfect, is actually a really clever way\nof doing something like this to cramming everything you", metadata={'source': 'DhwwTxTh5To'}), Document(page_content="of doing something like this to cramming everything you\nneed for a full 15-inch PC into the thin screen, they've\ndone an incredible job. However, the MacBook kind\nof wins in its simplicity. Both of these laptops are available in a smaller 13-inch size,\nand in that comparison, the GTX 1050 inside the\nsmaller Surface book is a major contender with the MacBook pro. However, when you look\nat the 15-inch sizes, the Surface Book is a hard sell. So what do you guys think\nabout the new Surface Book 2? Let me know in the comments below and I will catch you in the next one.", metadata={'source': 'DhwwTxTh5To'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIn4CeZq7Nw

[Document(page_content="(intense rock music) There are enemys coming, from far away. What the hell do you want with me? I need warriors. (grunting)\n(gun shot) You're not going soft on me, are ya? I'm putting together a team. I'm so glad to hear that. People with special abilities. I like a good menage every now and then. Great. I hear you can talk to fish. The Aquaman. Every duck's got his limits. - [Woman] Organic and\nbiomechatronic body parts. He's a cyborg. Aw shit. Got that right. I know you have abilities. I just don't know what they are. (music breakdown) Eh! Eh! So you're fast. - [Man] I'm talking about\na team of four nobodies. It's hammer time. I'm a crime fighter! I should blow your head off right now. I'm out of your price range. I'm rich. ♪ One thing I can tell you\nis you've got to be free ♪ You scum have pushed me over the line. (gun shots) ♪ Come together ♪ ♪ Right now ♪ ♪ Come together ♪ ♪ Right now ♪ How many of you are there? Not enough. (intense rock music Hey handsome, want some company? I'll let my hammer speak for itself. (bark) (creaking)", metadata={'source': 'GIn4CeZq7Nw'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3xmc0pzzJI

[Document(page_content='*intro music* Hello friends, and welcome to another video. It\'s that time again. Time for another period video. And this month I\'ll be taking on another strange period product, period yoga pants. So I\'ve tried period leggings in the past, and I thought they were gonna be huge game changer. It sounded like, you got your period, you put on your leggings, you\'re done. But the company that produced them had a bunch of caveats, notably that you weren\'t really supposed to wear them without a pad, and also that they were meant to secure a pad inside of leggings, like, that was also their main function? It was a little unclear. Not to mention the fact that it also had quite a visible moose knuckle situation in the crotch region. So needless to say I was a little disappointed in the previous experience. But recently I found these period yoga pants by Dear Kate which seem to fulfill some of my expectations of the previous product. They say they can hold one teaspoon of liquid by themselves, which doesn\'t sound like a lot. But we\'re gonna push them to the limit, and see exactly how much that is. Okay, lets bring them out. [S] *laughs*\n[T] Sorry. I saw that one sailing towards my head; Dude, I was just like, "mm, yes". *laughs* Okay, here they are. So these are called the "Go Commando Capri Pants". I\'ve got one in this gray mosaic color, and one in this galaxy color. They are a hundred dollars each, so they\'re pretty really pricey. But I have seen some normal yoga pants in a similar price range, and if they do their job handling the crimson tide, they could be worth it. Overtime… over a lot of time. But overtime. So, first impressions of these pants is that they\'re more of like swimsuit material type yoga pants, I would say I definitely prefer the softer type of workout pants, but whatever they need to do to really get the job done… …I understand. So, it does look like this crotch is less of a square shape, which is already a good thing, It looks like I\'ve got more of, like, a triangle in the front, and a… pad shape in the back? I feel like this is gonna be probably the most visible part, but the front looks pretty smooth. I mean, I\'m gonna guess that this is the pad part that catches the blood. It is a little bit of a teardrop shape, so you\'re gonna wanna make sure you\'re, like, going right here. Or here. And you\'re not going, like, right up here. I feel like you\'re just gonna have to try and aim. Alright! Let\'s try \'em on. [T] Ooh.\n[S] I do like this pattern, um, I did get a couple of patterned ones just to… sort of live on the edge. I will say that, right off the bat, this crotch is smooth. There is no camel toe, moose knuckle, like, it\'s looking pretty good. [T] Right.\n[S] There is a little bit of a pad in the back, [T] Just a little bit of a diaper back there. But you\'d have to look really carefully. [S] Yeah, I think the pattern actually helps, almost, avert the gaze. [T] Yeah.\n[S] It\'s like, "oh, there\'s a lot of shapes happening". I think they seem pretty good, I think I got some good range of motion. I can definitely feel the gusset, like, moving around a little bit when I do stuff like this. [T] Okay.\n[S] But if I\'m just kinda like, *slowly jogs in place* [T] Little bobbin\'.\n[S] It\'s more just kinda, like, bobbin\' around. [T] Yeah.\n[S] It seems like it\'s in the right spot. [T] You\'re gonna get dizzy, you know that.', metadata={'source': 'l3xmc0pzzJI'}), Document(page_content='[S] It seems like it\'s in the right spot. [T] You\'re gonna get dizzy, you know that.\n[S] Why\'d I do that So last time when I tried out the period leggings, I wore them all week, but since these are, like, specifically designed to be activewear, or like, workout gear, I\'m gonna take these guys on three different workouts on three different days of my period, It\'s day one out of seven, so we\'ll spend the next three days working out. [T] Yeah, this isn\'t a workout, you know. You\'re just standing there. [S] We\'ll see what happens. So, for my first workout, We took these bad boys hiking. I wore the galaxy leggings. They were like, "we\'ll just put strategic red splotches, "just in case anything happens." [T] They could just be a nebula.', metadata={'source': 'l3xmc0pzzJI'}), Document(page_content="[S] Exactly. It's a galaxy. This was on a day two of my period and the flood gates tend to be pretty open that day. Does the positioning of the built-in pad change, so that it will no longer be able to catch But hiking is not a super frantic workout. You're kind of just, like, walking vertically up the mountain, like, kind of moving your legs next to each other. See, once you start working out, it's hard to tell what's sweat and what's not sweat. So I think I'm doing okay. I did feel like a couple of drops during the hike. We've made landfall. We hiked a little bit later in the day today than usual, so there's more people around to witness me. But I actually think that to the naked eye from far away I'm doing fine. Like, nothing weird's happening, and I will say that I don't think anything super tragic happened in the pants. We'll see when we get off the mountain what the damage is but hopefully I won't leak until then. [T] [S] You ran off this mountain cause you were nervous there was a mountain lion following you. [T] I did that. [S] Afterwards, when we got home, I checked out the situation. I think that I'm all clear. I don't think there was any leaking, which is good, obviously. I definitely do feel a little bit damp but I feel like, ya know, I was kind of wearing these for a couple of hours... and so like for those two hours, even on day two, it seems like they held up pretty well. And so, after that I was feeling pretty confident. Okay, so I'm post-shower, ready to tackle the day. I'm gonna wear, uh, my other pair of yoga pants for the rest of the day, and wash 'em both tonight, and hope that they're pretty quick-drying so I can wear them tomorrow to yoga. And I thought things were going great, but that is when I hit my first roadblock. Okay, so an interesting development has… developed. I just sat down in this chair to film a pre-interview for something, and I felt myself flowing, but not any more than I was this morning, so I thought that everything would be fine. But then, when I stood up and went to the bathroom, I noticed that I'd actually started leaking out of the sides of the little gusset area. Like, completely through on this side, completely through on this side, and completely through on the gusset part. Unfortunately, the other pair is the one that you can really, like, camouflage any type of stains, and with these gray ones, it's kind of out in the open. As I said before, Dear Kate mentions on their website that the leggings should be able to hold about one teaspoon of liquid in the gusset part. Now, I've crunched the numbers, and, on average, people lose between 35 and 50 mL of blood over the course of their cycle, which translates to seven to ten teaspoons over the entire cycle. So, roughly speaking, these leggings should be able to handle about a half a day or a third of a day for me, as someone who has a six- or seven-day cycle. But I was only filming about two hours, so I think another part of the problem is that when I was sitting down, the gusset shifted, so it was no longer where it needed to be to really provide that coverage. I feel like maybe it's meant for motion and not for sitting. So with that… bogey… on day one, I was a little wary going forward. Okay, so it is the next morning and my leggings are mostly dry, so I'm just gonna wear 'em and just hope for the best. So for my second workout, we went to yoga. Okay, I'm at yoga, ready to head in. Wish me luck. It's a steamy place, man. Day three, in general, is a little less crazy flow-wise for me, but, you know, it's still pretty generous. But in yoga, you are also doing a lot of different positions, you're sideways, you're upside-down, I mean, I'm not that good at being upside-down, but people are upside-down, so the movement-to-gusset ratio is quite high. Okay, so we just got out of yoga. If I thought that yesterday, I couldn't tell what was going on because it was just kind of like a soup, I", metadata={'source': 'l3xmc0pzzJI'}), Document(page_content="that yesterday, I couldn't tell what was going on because it was just kind of like a soup, I was wrong. That's today. I don't think anyone knew I was wearing period yoga pants. [T] No.", metadata={'source': 'l3xmc0pzzJI'}), Document(page_content="[S] But yoga was hot. And the butt, it is a-sweaty. But when I went home and checked out the situation, I did appear to have a little bit of leakage on either side of the gusset. Not a lot of leakage, not nearly as much as yesterday when I was just sitting down, but, kind of just like, a little bit on either side, kinda feathered, in a way. I had only been wearing them for, like, two hours tops, but I think part of the problem was that I was just in so many different positions that the gusset was just moving all around. So, even though I'm, like, really liking the way it looks, it seems like it might be a little bit… not as protective. So my final workout was on day four of my period. It is, like, late afternoon / early evening, and I'm heading to the gym to get in a different type of workout. I would definitely say that today is a little bit calmer downstairs than the last two days; it's less of a red wedding and more of just, like, a little birthday party or something, So, let's go to the gym. Hop on the elliptical for like, I don't know, like, 30-ish minutes, and then, uh, do some other stuff and, uh, see how it goes. I wore the gray mosaic leggings again, just to walk a little bit on the wild side. I don't really wanna, like, sit on any machines, like I don't wanna, like, row, or bicycle, or, like, lift, you know what I mean?\n[T] Yeah, you want to play it safe a little. [S] I wanna get on the elliptical and just… *replicates movement on elliptical* [T] You just wanna bounce up and down. Just…", metadata={'source': 'l3xmc0pzzJI'}), Document(page_content='[S] Just this. Though, to play it safe a little bit, I went into a less populated corner of the gym, on a machine that seemingly no one really wanted. And, after the workout, I went home and checked everything out, and it seemed like we were mostly in the clear. I noticed, maybe, like, a little bit of "feathering", I would say, outside the edges of the designated pad area. But, actually, for the first time, nothing has really come through to the other side. So I\'d call this experience, on day four, on the elliptical, a success. Finally. Leak-free. So, overall, I had a pretty mixed experience with these yoga pants. It is really smooth and discreet from the front, but that kind of leaves the gusset with a smaller surface area in general. It seems kind of like with these period leggings, either you have a good-looking crotch or you got coverage. So, I feel like we just need some, like, NASA-level sh*t in here just to fix this situation. \'Cause I want both. Given the swimsuit-like material, it also increases the swamp factor, which leaves you in the middle of the workout kind of wondering whether something is sweat or something more, so it\'s not really saving you on stress. If you wanted to get these, you could probably use them on the lighter days of your period without any issue, but if you\'re trying to substitute these in as athleisure on a heavier day, I would say you should definitely wear some backup, or just not do it. They are pretty easy to clean, and I also didn\'t notice any odor, which is a big plus. I do, however, smell, because I\'m working out, so I wonder if that\'s, like, camouflaging the period smell, or maybe it\'s just that I\'m not really wearing the leggings for long enough each day, that I\'m able to, like, gather a scent. Overall, I think I\'m gonna keep using these just because I have them and they were expensive, and I do think that there are some possible use cases, but the search still continues for that all-in-one period pant. It\'s my white whale. Or should I say, red whale. Thank you guys so much for watching! If you liked that video, make sure to sh-mash that like button, and if you want to see more videos like this, make sure to sh-mash that shubshcribe button. And if you\'ve already sh-mashed that subscribe button, make sure to also sh-mash that little bell icon in the middle to turn on post notifications so you get a notification every time that I post. Here are my social media handles, and make sure to check out my Nextbeat, I do a lot of daily vlogging and Q&As on there. A big shoutout to Young Günther (@Madison_Plays) for watching, thanks for watching, Young Günther, and I will see you guys a-next time.', metadata={'source': 'l3xmc0pzzJI'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkOHavUH_A

[Document(page_content="hey Gras kites I know you're all probably getting ready for Thanksgiving but today we're gonna grok why I don't like Thanksgiving number one reason why I don't like Thanksgiving excessive excess the American emphasis for pretty much every single holiday is drinking copious amounts of alcohol and in the case of Thanksgiving eating copious amounts of food I'm sorry to be such a debbie downer about the whole thing but I don't think there's anything appealing about a holiday where you eat so much that you're gonna explode and that's what you say like oh I ate so much I was gonna explode then I have to take a nap but then I woke up and ate some more it doesn't appeal to me and I don't want to hear all the creative ways that you made yourself full the following days with making omelets with the turkey and sandwiches with the turkey I'm just I'm a Scrooge about it I don't like it number two reason I don't like Thanksgiving that poor turkey I don't like the tradition of killing a bird that in most cases has been genetically modified so that it's so big that it can't even stand up and then you lay its carcass on a tray and you carve it up and then you eat it I don't like that tradition I don't want that one and I know you think you vegans ruin everything so you know what I think your tradition of killing an animal and laying its carcass and eating the skin and the flesh of it like the book I think it's gross that ruins it too hey we both ruined everything number three Jewish Thanksgiving because the bulk of the major Jewish holidays happen in the fall I who literally just came out of like a three month session of cooking and cleaning and planning menus and eating leftovers there's even a specific Jewish holiday called suka s-- which is actually Jewish Thanksgiving it's literally a Harvest Festival we all of the same things that we would eat at Thanksgiving - turkey and considering that I am a very hardworking divorced mom with no nanny and no housekeeper and no chef I'm just over it I'm over the cooking and the cleaning and the and the leftovers I'm over it done number four history is written by the winners I grew up coloring pictures of Pilgrims and indigenous people of the Americas we called them Indians when I was a child having this beautiful joyous Thanksgiving meal together there was corn turkey and pumpkins and a cornucopia stuff pouring out on the table everybody's having a great time the truth is European invaders came to this land took it from the indigenous people raped pillaged gave them all sorts of diseases called it their own and desecrated a culture it is one of the grossest examples of genocide in recent history and much as I don't want to think that Thanksgivings about that it's really hard for me to not think about that when I think about Thanksgiving so I basically think of it as a harvest festival and I leave it at that just so you don't think I'm a total failure at this Thanksgiving joy life thing here are two things that I really do enjoy about the Thanksgiving season number one the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade I literally never knew until I was like 35 years old that the entire purpose of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is to have Santa come at the end and announce it's time to start shopping for Christmas I didn't know I literally did it though I just liked the floats and the dancers and seeing all the ways that the costume departments have to come up with creative ways to keep dancers warm when it's freezing outside in New York last year at the parade one of the Rockettes fell down while he was dancing and she didn't get hurt I don't want anyone to get hurt but I'm one of those people who laughed when people told number two an attitude of gratitude learning the true meaning of being thankful is something I return to every single year on Thanksgiving I am really grateful for the abundance in my life and to be surrounded by people who I love who seem to love", metadata={'source': 'AJkOHavUH_A'}), Document(page_content="grateful for the abundance in my life and to be surrounded by people who I love who seem to love me back we all contribute to cooking and setting the table and cleaning up and sometimes you play a board game or sometimes we take a walk I make this pie that only my ex-husband likes I make cookies that everyone likes and we go around the table and we ask everyone to say something they're thankful for and it's sometimes obnoxious and everybody rolls their eyes at me but some really beautiful moment can come out of asking people to communicate directly and honestly with the people that they are closest to about something that they're thankful for it can be really profound and I'm very grateful for any opportunity for profundity especially this Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving everybody thanks for watching subscribe and leave your comments below I'm thankful for you", metadata={'source': 'AJkOHavUH_A'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHl0nIdbiLA

[Document(page_content="Adam I've seen your show it's about proving things wrong but you can't do that to science science is how we find out the truth about the world yes it is but the way we do science is often flawed well not here it isn't Karl and I are working on a very exciting very solid study about how vitamin D affects human memory retention if you are a good little test subject actually if you're trying to learn about humans he's a terrible little test subject sorry what everyone knows testing on rodents is practically the same as doing actual human trials yes everyone knows that too bad they're wrong I've always wanted to be a balb CJ laboratory mouse but what are we doing here the same thing we do every night Winnie ruining a common misconception rodents make up 95% of all animals used for biomedical research in America that's 20 to 30 million mice a year whoa they must be such effective test subjects actually they're not out of all clinical trials based on mouse models the results don't apply to humans over 80% of the time well time to file these and those failed trials can cost hundreds of millions of dollars apiece and this drives up the cost of development meaning we get fewer new drugs yeah we're out of funding well then tell the cancer patients they'll have to wait Pete but how can that be I read my sir 97% of DNA with humans true but that 3% makes a big difference Mouse metabolisms are 7 times faster we have different inflammation reactions and you know people are over 3,000 times bigger and our bodies can have very different reactions to medicine in one extreme example from 2006 a new cancer drug was tested in mice and passed with flying colors but when human subjects were injected with just one 500th of the mouse dosage within hours all of the volunteers went into catastrophic multi organ failure and had to be rushed to the ICU oh the truth is testing on mice just doesn't tell us as much about humans as we think it does jeez Louise so why do we even use mice in the first place because they're cheap and convenient compared to other animal test subjects mice are a bargain and they're great in a lab setting because they're easy to tame in store and they breed like crazy congratulations 100 rodents are also super easy to genetically customize want a mouse with no immune system or how about one that glows in the dark tumors your fancy you can have whatever model of mouse you want finally the Animal Welfare Act the only federal law that covers testing on animals doesn't protect mice at all oh yeah we can never get away with this on rabbit so even though we know testing on mice as a problem we keep doing it anyways because it's easier and at this point it's almost impossible not to Willy this is dr. oz our aza director of the myelodysplastic syndrome Center at Columbia I treated six albert einsteins for her thanks Whitney and thanks for keeping me in mint condition medical science is almost entirely built around Mouse testing researchers have been using mice since the 1800s and students are taught on them from day one of school and most other testing methods are prohibitively expensive you quite literally cannot do a study without mice at the moment in the United States the FDA will almost never approve a trial in humans unless researchers have done it in rodents first the real problem is cancer research has become so mouse centric we cannot replace root and testing without over all in the whole system which is a shame because if we want to cure cancer in humans we should be studying human cancer cells we are wasting valuable resources and time on mice hey come on this is a family show thanks dr. Raza you're welcome and here's another tip if you put me in your bike spoke it will sound like a motorcycle hey Adam here if you like that be sure to watch all new episodes of Adam ruins everything every Tuesday at 10:00 on truTV", metadata={'source': 'FHl0nIdbiLA'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMGrzOu1amQ

[Document(page_content="[Music] well hello everyone it's me Christine again and if you live on the internet like I do then you may have seen what has been named the Diamond cappuccino [Music] [Music] if you are low sexual you know that's not diamonds okay that's hollow hollow see Oh which is short for holographic which is code for magical shifting rainbows for at least the past two weeks my twitter feed and Instagram tags have been completely full of this diamond cappuccino I don't even drink coffee and I need this right now now where the [\xa0__\xa0] do I order one okay Starbucks are you there it looks like what they've dubbed the diamond and gold cappuccino are available at a coffee shop named coffee by de Bella in Mumbai India I personally have not seen any other coffee company do this before and I'm wondering why I didn't think of this first I want the hollow in my tea please so it looks like the only place you can get this is in Mumbai but that's a little far from me in Canada so before I booked my flight to Mumbai I'm gonna try to make myself and by making myself I mean oh no no no I'll take a hollow glitter cappuccino please okay so we got to figure out how to make this this is really important it's not really clear what they're using to make it look like hollow glitter and I haven't been able to find an actual tutorial for this why would there be a tutorial there not a youtuber they're just companies selling a drink yeah good point I guess they wouldn't want to give away their secrets but I'm gonna find their secrets [\xa0__\xa0] mange mange what are their secret in order to figure out what the hell they used we did a little digging the director of coffee by de bellas says that coffee lovers shouldn't be worried about drinking their sparkly new creation the glitter they use is made from a combination of crystal sugar mixed with edible food coloring that's heated together to create a signature shine then I stopped their Instagram to see if they spilled their secrets get it spilled like coffee or tea a lot of people were asking can you drink it is this safe to drink and they were all assuring them of yes you can drink it and to one commenter they replied we make our own glitter which is made by a proprietary process from crystal sugar but basically I gather that all we need is crystal sugar right that's what it sounds like god we got lots of different colors of crystal sugar pre-made because this [\xa0__\xa0] don't know how to make anything in the kitchen it's very easy to make your own colored sugar by the way wait this is just sugar with food coloring basically pretty much and as far as we can tell crystal sugar does not come in hollow or anything other than one solid color the coffee company was making two different glitter cappuccinos one of them was the hollow silver glitter and the other one was a gold glitter which was not hollow which honestly looks a lot like this to me so I think first we're gonna try to make the gold one using this just to see if this sugar method works and then after that we're gonna try something else to get a real hollow cappuccino [Music] so really big mugs - I Hank spilled milk so it looks like when they start off pouring there's a little bit of espresso mixed with a tiny bit of milk already and then kind of like a floating layer of hollow glitter and then they pour it and the glitter kind of floats up accordingly [Music] you wanna cadurci know it's ready okay so first we pour a little bit of espresso and just kind of sprinkle it on top show us your latte I would there it is I don't know how the Fanny art could have been made well you didn't even pour it at the top did you even try yeah I was going like this that's what they do let's try this again and by let's I mean you kid I got sick of it actually yeah it's right you did were like the phony stuff what if you like like this there's a heart just stuff it's trying to water my I still can't do it of course sugar is going to", metadata={'source': 'MMGrzOu1amQ'}), Document(page_content="there's a heart just stuff it's trying to water my I still can't do it of course sugar is going to dissolve in a cappuccino you should try it some kind of has like the sheen or this look of like gold leaf on the top layer more like a shimmer or metallic sure I'm thinking at nail-polish tears and you could do this kind of sparkly or a shimmery cappuccino with any color of sugar there's this kind of silvery grey one here that would be the closest to the Diamond cappuccino but ultimately none of the sugars or any food coloring that we can find comes in holographic but what some food brands or cake decorator stores do have that is actually holographic is something called disco dust and I think that's just like one of the brand names for a product but it's basically food contact safe hollow glitter so one of the articles that talks about the coffee literally links you to a website that says if you want to try to make this yourself you can buy edible glitters here but it links to this website that sells these disco dusts which are often mischaracterized as edible when really they are non-toxic or food contact safe so your body is not digesting them decorations really is what they are my first thought when I saw the diamond cappuccino footage was that it was bit stuff until I read them saying that it was sugar and food coloring mix I've actually seen this stuff before because when I collabed with Yolanda from how to cake it is that hollow and I asked her if I could eat it no there's no such thing what is for food not toxic but it's not technically edible so in other words you can use them to decorate your cakes and [\xa0__\xa0] but like don't eat a lot of it and you ate a lot of it and that's what I did it tastes like burning you give me hollow and you tell me it's like food contact safe I interpret as edible people in the baking world are very aware of these products it is supposed to be for decorative use it's just not toxic so it's not a huge deal if you do consume it but it's not edible at the end of the day I'm pretty sure they are a polymer right there a plastic one article on edible versus non-toxic glitter says glitter intended for cake design usually called disco dust does not differ at all from the giant ten ounce tub of made in China glitter you can get at the craft section at Walmart that's reissue what I'm not an expert we are not experts on like cake ingredients and [\xa0__\xa0] so we can't say for sure so I think we're all curious is if we were to put this into a cappuccino does that look like what the design of cappuccino is hmm hey come on you get back to work Oh could you get the milk and not spill it everywhere [Music] whoa a little bit goes a long way oh my god that looks so good [Music] that totally looks like it simply just looks like hollow glitter on top of a coffee it's simply hollow glitter that's the secret and it's not melting right because it's you know plastic I mean I guess at a certain point plastic wouldn't melt if it was hot enough now that it's a diamond aka hollow cappuccino using a not approved for consumption disk or does glitter I think we should acknowledge what everyone's probably thinking using the non edible disco dust makes a drink that looks very similar to the Diamond cappuccino currently being sold unless we're completely mistaken and these actually edible sugar crystals exist in the holographic shade or food coloring or sugar on its own existing holographic and please let me know because I have not been able to find any of them and if there was a food dye that made things holographic the next 100 videos on this channel I'll be about making different food hollow right yeah like we want this to be true it seems that it's either the case that this random coffee company in India invented or developed a holographic way of dyeing sugar sugar or they're just using a product that a lot of people in the baking world are already really familiar with that is", metadata={'source': 'MMGrzOu1amQ'}), Document(page_content="using a product that a lot of people in the baking world are already really familiar with that is sort of dubious in terms of whether it's safe for consumption or not where a lot of people have kind of been confused about whether it's something you should learn on although they've replied in Instagram comments that it's edible and that it is a proprietary mix of sugar and food coloring you don't know maybe they do there is there something else I have a mission for any hollow sexuals out in Mumbai go to a coffee buy develop but go undercover don't tell them order this Diamond cappuccino take a spoon you're gonna extract the glitter use a paper towel hold on this parts a little messy what you trying to say I'm science science thing if you have a strainer that's great but if you don't you're just gonna go like this and then inspect it very closely and send me lots of macro photos because if it looks like this then maybe it's this but we don't know for sure and we don't want to be sued so we're not gonna come to that conclusion do you want to separate I kind of do you know I hate coffee well clearly gonna die no but clearly people can drink this we wouldn't be seeing these you know bubbly stories about this cool glittery coffee drink if the people were drinking it and dying I mean like I had it once and I'm fine don't spill the hollow oh you got real hollow lipstick beauty guru here's another thing though doesn't dissolve in your mouth it's plastic it's kind of like eating safe and that just seems so strange to me like you wouldn't you have people drinking it noticing that it's not like dissolving in your mouth but we didn't find that many posts of people like visiting and trying like it doesn't seem like there's a lot of evidence of people actually going and ordering even though they said that they sold a hundred thousand cups of it okay let's try that again [Music] you get the eye where's the art milks not foamy enough what if we just cover like the missing spots and more Halle that is art this looks like a non edible diamond cappuccino registered trademark clearly we aren't capable of doing latte art or any kind of art like nail art but honestly the best art of all is like full hollow so I'm pretty happy with this if I drank coffee this would be gone by now but you wouldn't drink this because it's plastic we could do something cool with these like a rainbow pattern raucous please woody yeah it is actually this is a youth extra-large actually fits here you and your kids can be pooled in Palo style and where's yours it wouldn't fit under your uniform that's okay I forgive you disguise [Music] [Applause] [Music] feel like it would look better if you just did it on top at the end like that now that's the hot new cappuccino trend mm-hmm a lot of sugar can I have like just a very sweet lizard okay I'll see you later Ben all right class so what did we learn today if I were told this were safe to consume a lot of I would put it in my tea every day I would like to put that [\xa0__\xa0] on everything and if I could make my tea Hollow and actually drink it I would definitely be giving you guys a tutorial haha subscribe I'm sorry so I think we may still need to book that flight to Mumbai do you think they tell us if they were just putting plastic and coffee I don't think they would legally tell us that hey if this company has invented holographic edible glitter then I would like to see proof that's a million-dollar idea yeah you should be selling that I will invest immediately mass markets available to everyone five percent real hollow sugar instead of like a rock or whatever yeah I'm gonna be off you want to play with their Ouija board it's almost 3:00 a.m. I'll hang out with Zozo in here what about the baby it's water marble you throw it out actually I think it's still alive [Music] okay Ben's gonna go for ten runs now and I'm gonna go to sleep cuz I didn't drink any this I'm wide awake I see", metadata={'source': 'MMGrzOu1amQ'}), Document(page_content="go for ten runs now and I'm gonna go to sleep cuz I didn't drink any this I'm wide awake I see home now I've been like hard it's in my cup okay alright guys thanks so much for watching and we'll see y'all [Music]", metadata={'source': 'MMGrzOu1amQ'})]

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[Document(page_content="Justice League is finally here the movie in which Batman the flash cyborg Wonder Woman and Aquaman team up to fight against Steppenwolf we've already had movies with Wonder Woman and Batman in the DC extended universe but this is the first time we're really getting a good look at the flash Aquaman and Cyborg as most people know this film went under a very difficult production when Zack Snyder's daughter tragically committed suicide he had to step away from the production and Joss Whedon came in and did very extensive reshoots and rewrites henry cavill was working on Mission Impossible 6 at the time and had a mustache that they had to digitally remove for all of said reshoots because I guess a ton of reshoots and rewrites is just the Hollywood norm nowadays so how is Justice League well I can say this it's it's definitely a lot more consistent than I thought it would be for a film that is kind of directed by two people it does feel like one person directed this movie it's more consistent than I thought rogue one was in tone then certainly more consistent than Suicide Squad but it doesn't really feel like a Zack Snyder movie and I've seen all of his films this is the least zack snyder EO of all of the films that I've seen him direct and that could be for one of two things it could be that he has decided that he's going to make a more lighthearted film with a little less baggage or Joss Whedon has more of a stamp on this film than we're being led to believe whatever the reason this is a surprisingly light-hearted movie I would even go as far as to say it's a little fluffy and I'm not really necessarily saying that's a bad thing this is a easy enjoyable wash it's two hours in one minute and that's including credits this is due to a mandate that was sent out by Warner Brothers forcing the filmmakers to not make a film over two hours this can also be difficult with this movie because we're trying to introduce people like cyborg and the flash and Aquaman characters that were only briefly referenced and sometimes briefly seen in other DC EU movies and so they have to set up this team somehow get Superman back into play and set up Steppenwolf and have an actual movie that makes sense in two hours and due to that this movie can feel rushed character intros especially for people like the flash we've basically seen his character intro in the very first trailer it's so brief he's very excited to work with this team because he doesn't have any friends he doesn't have anything else to do it's funny it's very Barry Allen and I thought Ezra Miller was great as the flash I've been waiting ever since I was a kid to see the flash in a big screen movie so it was a huge delight to see the flash brought to life so well by Ezra Miller and some terrific special effects the Speed Force was extremely exciting and Aquaman was entertaining I liked Jason Momoa quite a bit as the character I thought he was funny he was likable and that's definitely the vibe they're going for here they are trying to do a course correction and be a little less serious and try to be more lighthearted and more fun and that's very clear when you watch this movie because as I said it is a little fluffy and when I say that I just mean that it's just kind of easy to watch and it doesn't feel like you're carrying anything with you while you do it which can also make the film feel a little disposable once you've seen it and some of this is due to Steppenwolf they try to take time to set up Steppenwolf and make you understand his backstory there's an excellent sequence onthe mascara where he is trying to obtain one of the mother boxes and all of the Amazonian warriors are trying to keep him away from it it's one of the best action scenes and one of the most exciting action scenes in the movie but as a villain I found him very weak because he's basically a big CGI monster in this movie and you never really feel as if he is a presence or", metadata={'source': '8KT1UCsOE74'}), Document(page_content="he's basically a big CGI monster in this movie and you never really feel as if he is a presence or something really to fear because this movie is very light hearted and that can be a big problem the sense of urgency the sense of fear the sense of realism is pretty much out the window you don't really feel like this is actually something you're supposed to be afraid of Steppenwolf he's such a CGI creation and he's so weak from a characterization point of view that I never really gave a [\xa0__\xa0] about him during the finale they're all battling in this sort of ghost town were not too many people live but there are a fair amount of people there they make that clear but they choose to only show one family throughout the entire film they constantly cut back to this family and you see they have kids and a mom and a dad and it's just this one family that you see and so you never really feel like people are in danger they only focus on this one family through the entire finale and so you just don't really feel like anyone's in real danger it's just a really pretty movie and you can be excited while watching really awesome superhero stuff happen and I'm not saying that in a derogatory sense I like me some superheroes I have my entire life and so anytime I can see some of my childhood heroes quite literally battling it out on the screen I'm excited to be there and I was excited to see Justice League and I think overall this is an enjoyable watch I wouldn't say it's a complete course correction but I would say it's a step in the right direction it is very rushed though as I said for instance cyborg betrayed by ray Fisher very well I might add I think ray Fisher as good as this character he is one of the most difficult characters to get across here because his backstory is very murky in the film I mean I know what it is in the comics but I have to always separate that I have to realize that this is a movie and the majority of the audience that goes to this movie like the general public who just wants to go see the Justice League they probably haven't read too many of the comics and so here we get some hints and some backstory explained as to what happened but cyborgs position on this team just basically ends up being the guy who interacts with things he touches things he reads technical readouts and he tells people what they need to know and he doesn't really do that much he has an integral thing that he has to do and he has to be there to make something work but just because he stands there interacting with something for ten straight minutes it's just not very exciting and I wish that cyborg had more to do than just be the guy who reads files and touches things gal gadot as Wonder Woman of course is great I loved her film she was one of my favorite parts of this movie as well Ben Affleck once again really strong as Batman and Bruce Wayne I've been on his side since before BBS even came out and he was great once again Henry Cavill as Superman this is my favorite Superman has ever been in the DC EU when he appears it's so awesome they really did some cool stuff with Superman and I won't give you any spoilers away but the things that they did it really made me happy as a longtime Superman fan and I think most Superman fans are gonna be happy with the way he's portrayed here and yeah in a few shots you can definitely tell the mustache has been digitally removed but I wonder if he really would have known if it wasn't so widely purported because everything now involving comic-book movies or Star Wars is a news article or a clickbait headline and so I if we didn't know we might not notice but now that we know you can kind of look in a few shots and be like that's definitely a cgi upper lip but it's not the kind of thing that would tank a movie it's just noticeable in a few scenes but again my biggest issue with this film is that it does feel rushed and I think if you delete the production issues", metadata={'source': '8KT1UCsOE74'}), Document(page_content="issue with this film is that it does feel rushed and I think if you delete the production issues and just not even think about that I think I would boil it down to Warner Brothers mandate that it has to be two hours or less because there's so much they're trying to do here and they don't have enough time to do it Barry Allen's setup is very very small as is Cyborg's they just don't give you enough time to really appreciate some of these characters and they're entertaining they're likable they save funny things and so you can kind of get behind them and appreciate watching this but there just wasn't as much depth in the team as I wish there could have been when you have to put certain things into a movie to set up other films and that's the only reason it really fits into this movie you're gonna get into some messy plot points and you're gonna get into some things that don't really work and that's the biggest issue of all cinematic universes something else I would have liked to have seen is a little more squabbling amongst the team more character confrontations things that they disagreed on because the scenes in which characters on the Justice League fought or disagreed I thought were some of the best in the entire film but it's brushed over so quickly to get to everyone battling Steppenwolf and a big red green screen area and I wish that there was just more character confrontations because that would give us more depth on the team it would give us more reasons to feel like they are separate entities trying to work together not just one big team that has one goal I think where you can tell the most that two different people have directed this movie and that there's been rewrites is that scenes don't always flow with a natural momentum scenes come and go and they feel like contained moments like a clip you might watch on YouTube that's really cool like ooh I want to watch that scene where Batman does that or I want to watch that scene where flash does this and it doesn't always feel like it creates a whole picture and this is the kind of thing that I have to remember because I'm such a huge fan of all these characters but I'm also someone who loves to examine film and this is not a comic book you know I know a lot of these characters backstories and I can look at this movie and I can fill in the gaps that are not in the movie I can say well I understand what Steppenwolf is doing here because I know what they're hinting it or I understand why that person's in the movie because I know what they're hinting at or oh that's cool they did that because I remember that from issue whatever but most people who go to this film aren't going to connect those dots and so some people will go to this movie and be a little murky on plot details and not quite understand what certain characters are talking about or what Steppenwolf is trying to do and that's understandable and I have to recognize that as a huge comic book fan but also as a huge film fan because there's two differences here and this is one of the biggest issues that I think any film adapted from any source material whether it's a novel a video game or a comic book has to face is how can we tell this story for an audience that has no idea who these characters are except for what they know from pop culture and justice league has some issues with that I think hardcore comics fans are going to get and appreciate a lot of the references more than general audiences will and since I love comics and I love these characters I found myself smiling for the most part this is a movie that I have enjoyed a lot more than some of the other DC EU films I think that it is light-hearted and entertaining but it doesn't really feel like it sticks with you that much it is a little bit disposable in the long run I can say that overall I have breached the gap and I am on the positive side here but it still got a lot of work and if there is an extended", metadata={'source': '8KT1UCsOE74'}), Document(page_content="gap and I am on the positive side here but it still got a lot of work and if there is an extended version it could improve some things because I don't really look at this movie and see one giant glaring flaw it's just totally very messy and it feels like a lot of thing are happening at once and it's villain is very very weak he's just a big strong guy that punches things and beyond that you can't really get that much more out of him but it's the chemistry between these actors the camaraderie amongst them all the dedication from all of them as well as the fact that this movie understands that this is supposed to be entertaining this is supposed to be exciting for people who have wanted to see this for a long time and it also is a little bit self-aware certain characters that wouldn't normally tell a joke do and that might be Whedon sometimes he likes to do that with comic book characters that are very macho he likes to kind of bring them down to earth a little bit and have them say something humorous and you're like okay that's a person behind that mask and that works all that being said it is a little sad though that to make a film that it seems like more people are going to enjoy than the others they had to make it a little more disposable so I'm curious what that actually says about comic book movies can you have it both ways can you make a comic book movie that's very serious and yet somehow still be very entertaining yes you can we've seen it done but have we gotten so saturated with comic book films at this point that we need one to be kind of fluffy to appreciate just something to think about I'm gonna give Justice League a b-minus I plan on seeing this one again I'm not gonna rush out and see it instantly but I do think that they are heading in a good direction guys thank you so much as always for watching as always if you liked this you can click right here and get steppen 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[Document(page_content="hey i'm bringing in groceries real quick but uh disclaimer real quick please watch the whole video try not to cringe too hard please do not try anything we tried we shouldn't have tried it but try not to comment mean stuff about how stupid we are and uh yeah enjoy well rose this is goodbye all my stuff's getting packed up right now guys all my shoes are gone all my stuff's off my dresser that big thingy my picture my stereo all my pillows are gone all i really have left is the bean bag and dom is here he's moving in when i move out yeah i'm moving in [Music] if you guys don't know dom he is from the meetup and i'm not moving gotcha i would never do that to you rose but i am getting new carpet today in my room and all this stuff's getting moved out we got to move my bed all the rest of my furniture all of my stuff is currently in my bathroom and my closet is it's so bad the entire bathroom is just completely full but you got to do what you got to do and then i'm probably never going to put this stuff back in my room i already know i'm going to be way too lazy to move all this stuff back in and we got new carpet in here they're definitely not going to know what difference why am i making a big deal about this it's softer okay it's like a centimeter longer than the other there's the old carpet here's the new carpet but dom drove here with two of his friends they both do flips they're amazing at flips they drove here in an rv they've been driving across the country the other two guys are brothers their name is jack and bailey should we go say hi let's go say hi oh my god that thing's huge feeder cold feet are cold feet are cold no what oh what's up jack she's naked don't film her either [\xa0__\xa0] clothes on dude this is a sweet rv maya master bedroom this is uh this is a flat screen tv we had guns in there um right here we got a pair of the newest gucci shoes that are out you're sick yes it's the rainbow that's for his brother right and then bailey sleeps up on the bunk bed whoa dude this is the legendary bag just like a table so you want to eat guys i want an rv now screw the lambo uh i installed a sub in here like two days ago no way your rib tattoo is almost as cool as mine oh he's got one too you're the only one jack oh this one's never going away i've had this before they've had their [Music] the table flips into a bed the couch flips into a bed and this is just sweet oh my god i didn't even say it what is going on guys today we're back and today hope you guys are all having a great day you guys already know we are back in kansas and i'm planning on staying here till christmas i want to make good vlog content for you guys throughout the holidays hi bro are we cooking up breakfast yeah bacon and eggs baby it's all about health that's why i have a red bull i wish we had the foam pit right now for these guys because they're insane they would be throwing triple backflips sadly we have like 50 foam blocks and those are covered in blood the carpet guys are here have fun i hate moving that bean bag oh my god you made it look effortless maybe i'm just push well i was going to take a shower but half of it's gone we got even more stuff in here looks like i'm going upstairs to my mom's but wait we have the same thing going on like yeah his is red mine's brown mine actually started out red and then it turned brown when i was like at the age of six dude the carpet guys are listening to some good jams this is from friends wondering what clothes to wear and they're almost done and since this isn't a mole like i'm about to put on some makeup i don't even care i'm about to own it i'm sneaking up into tristan's room i'm guessing it's just this one with this one hey guys it's tristan and welcome back to my youtube channel now we are sexy and we can carry on with the rest of the day better put this back so i don't get screamed at until tomorrow when tristan watches this luna you haven't been in the", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'}), Document(page_content="so i don't get screamed at until tomorrow when tristan watches this luna you haven't been in the vlog come here come here come here what are you doing yeah good girl so we have big plans for today i hope you don't die about a fly over the car but right now we will get an early morning warm-up trampoline session for the day i wear my shoes yeah yeah no well actually no take them off i'm kidding i was kidding [Music] my [Music] so yeah we got this idea it was his idea not mine for bailey to actually flip over my ra like straight on he's done it from the side like right over here before and he's made it over a corvette he's super good he tells me not to worry but i don't want to kill a guy in my car today it's a big fat maybe right now like like the height comparison it probably goes up to my nipple so he's gonna have to go up like four feet this car is actually taller than my sister so it's gonna be a challenge for her to try to leap above the height that she grew from the earth we'll see he calls his brother his sister by the way fuel up so i can flip over this 8r bruh i hope you know what you're capable of we are going to eat our freddy's frozen cheeseburger luna not you not you and then we are going to the road by my grandma's house you guys know the road we will have an easy straight road perfect shot at this and no trips to the hospital today i don't think this guy knows that we're about to flip over a car well he is but still tristan's pulling up with the other two and uh i don't know if i want to drive like i'm obviously the most experienced driver it is my car dom might be driving i might be driving we'll do a ton of practice runs don't worry guys i think we're good i'm hyped for you i want to know how this is going to be an exhilarating event in this brisk cold weather she doesn't know either by the way this little one might yeah she might look at her she's happy she's like he's gonna do it you're about to head out you going somewhere just to get the mail yeah how are you good that good yeah love you love you too bailey nice to meet you young oh thank you thank you hello guess who's about to be flipping over my car i don't know it's not me it's my sister my sister's not going to flip over fly today he's got the red bull he's going to be doing a round off you know what a round off is yeah yeah he's going to do that like that's his normal standing backfield height oh there he is my buddy here is about to flip over my car yeah good good good you've been to south carolina no yeah not much to do today never been to kansas yeah we have two it's really ironic that we are doing this right by a cemetery they're actually there's people digging right now like this is actually not okay okay so we're gonna have to be careful nearest hospital about an hour we're gonna get the practice runs going let's tell your prayer real quick he's got it a marker where i should take off every time um i think well that actually was high yeah that was pretty high i've been trying bro ah i'm telling you i think you got it i'm like i'm not even scared for you we'll do more practice runs the guy in the truck's like i want to watch this he knows what we're doing good thing the graveyard's closed because then we don't have to take them very far this is going to be my takeoff marker i hope this wasn't meant to be over there yeah it probably was right here practice number two let's get it all right so uh this is sharks angle we're just checking out it looks like my sister i think i've said that oh yeah i don't think she would have made that one she better make the actual one let's uh let's do more practice more practice practice makes perfect he's done double back flips on concrete guys i think we're ready you wanna do one more just go for it yeah we're gonna go for it right now go for it all right we have 911 on call right now what was that three practice runs yeah three practice rounds and every time was", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'}), Document(page_content="on call right now what was that three practice runs yeah three practice rounds and every time was perfect [Music] my god trust me my head didn't hit me no you are no you're good oh my gosh oh my gosh it's just my legs sore but it's not like nothing dude it's broken right now we're good lay down look at your leg that did not work [Music] oh we're good you're good good good okay you're completely fine again yeah oh no i'm done but thank you like which one hit it dude they're good you're good slide them back look at your [\xa0__\xa0] my feet are busy already as you might have guessed we're not trying that again i'm telling you i landed like best case scenario rolled out yeah you're right that was awesome i looked back in the uh the mirror and i saw you roll i was like thank god he's like wait till my mom's done my mom is literally going to cry oh my gosh dude my angle holy did like a double dude he's just laughing and we're watching this back oh i hope you know you just did basically a double layout on congress did it double lane people tell me to do it i just did it i was going straight on with him and i went off to the side because i was like nope don't call my mom back my mom just called i have to call her back no don't tell her anything follow her back but don't tell me what happened holy crap that's exactly what i said was going to happen i'm scared bro you good that's fine dude you're good it's a little bruised ain't nothing bad he's walking he's standing up he's fine maguire send me more pants oh rip just got him ripped dude i don't even want to upload this video i don't want to edit it i don't want to watch it i just want to crawl up in a ball and be like wow this is the thing though the fact that he's okay is why you can do that because if he was yeah no no no if he was hurt at all this clip would be deleted but he wants it up it should be everybody go follow bailey on instagram right now bagels underscore pain i'll put it up on the screen he says he's fine hopefully it's not just the adrenaline we're gonna go home make sure he's completely 100 fine so you do want this on my youtube channel yes this is me signing you over to the youtube rights of this clip of me dying hey maybe ari will sponsor me maybe you'll get your own all right how do you say this and be like yeah dude that was awesome grandma and grandpa weren't too freaked out right grandpa was laughing at the storm you're gonna flip am i gonna flip after i saw that yeah but not with the car moving about that life and that is what a real car front flip looks like successful game brother that one's not going as viral though okay we're driving home i guess i'll drive i don't want to drive right now guys all right so this is what should have happened that's what should've happened guys but instead bro if you were not okay i wouldn't be able to live with myself i hope you know that dude always be good see ya pray for my mental health after that hey you called yeah making sure everybody's still alive yeah we're all alive and well did you do it yeah it did something happen it's awesome mom yeah you're gonna enjoy it oh you're gonna love it we'll be back at the house and you having fun at disney world yep i just had a guy flip over my car kinda kinda nice yeah it was something he flew like an airplane mom you wanna see and roll double isn't that awesome double and yeah and we're alive isn't that awesome bro his shoes just flew off flew off if your head would have caught right there you would 100 this is why i'm happy i was growing up on trampoline because my body awareness when i'm in the air is unreal so i spotted the ground you spotted the ground you see like oh yeah there's the ground hey there's the ground okay now i need to tuck my head and land flat on my back on the road okay so i will say this the thing that i had to get used to with him is realizing that it's a sport that you guys do over and over and over again i'm", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'}), Document(page_content="used to with him is realizing that it's a sport that you guys do over and over and over again i'm so scared people are gonna watch this video and be like tanner can killed him in his car he's stupid and every one of you is talking about that that's what i that's why i'm saying this the thing that it took me months and years to grasp is that you guys do this for a living and you understand yourself and you need to explain that in the video it's a blast oh yeah i'll sit down to an interview i'm down but that doesn't make me any less scared as a parent it's just like so that was ridiculous but on the bright side my room has new carpet i guess so bailey is icing his ankle we'll get him the massager soon and jack here wants to uh she's gonna try to flip off the top of the scaffolds into her uh little pond called a pool he wants to jump off the top floor of the scaffolding into the freezing cold pool he's not even getting paid oh my god [Applause] i don't like heights i mean i'm five eight and i'm already scared looking at the ground and we are out with the old microphone and in with this brand new one it is the new pro so hopefully it sounds good i'm gonna go help get some groceries but we are gonna go ahead and in this video here and hope you guys enjoyed it thank you so much for watching if anything he's a beast for trying it so leave a like on this video guys but yeah thank you guys so much for watching this video and don't forget to like share the video if you enjoyed subscribing and i'll see you guys next time [Music] [\xa0__\xa0] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'})]

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[Document(page_content="[Music] well greetings and salutations everybody welcome to the John Campea show here on my youtube channel I am of course your host John Campea and as always it is an honor and a privilege to have you guys joining me here today on this glorious Thursday which is technically I mean officially the 17th is the opening day of Justice League but really it opens nationwide in theaters everywhere to day so I'm so glad you guys are here and joining me to be a part of the show today got a whole bunch of stuff some very interesting things to go about and today's lessons is even a freaking nobody can be somebody on the internet I suppose but I'll get to what I mean by that in just a second all right here's how today's show is gonna go guys I got picked out five topics that you guys have sent in to me now how do you get a topic or a question on the John Campea show it's simple you just email me anytime at John at the John Campea show calm that's John at the John Campea show calm make sure you put the word topic in the subject line once again make sure you put that word topic in the subject line or else I'm not gonna see your email and also guys make sure to keep your emails to 90 words or less because if it's any longer than that I'm not even gonna bother reading it cuz I wouldn't even be able to fit it on the screen even if I wanted to then after that I'm gonna go to the live viewers for those of you guys who are watching live and I'm gonna take live questions and topics and comments from you guys that you will simply tweet into me at John Candy I don't send those in yet wait till closer to the end of the show before we get to that so with all of that out of the way let's get on to the first question of the day and the first question today comes from Shahrukh Ali who writes my question is how can the studios release films that have seemingly incomplete or poor CGI it's because they have a deadline to keep or they ran out of budget or simply they haven't noticed it if people like you and I can see it's poor CGI work how come the experts in studios are comfortable in releasing films like that okay here's the thing this brings up actually a much bigger topic and and obviously this is a situation that's come up a lot because of Justice League and one of the big things coming out Justice League is there's a lot of bad CGI look I saw Justice League for the second time last night I'm gonna go see it for a third time tonight I actually liked it even a little bit more the second time I saw it but what still stood out to me is bad CGI the CGI is bad in particular this guy this guy he looks like an NPC character in a cutscene in World of Warcraft that's that's how he comes across animation wise so that was bad and there's a lot of other bad things about it but whatever to me the good outweighs the bad with Justice League I had a good time with it again I'm gonna go see it for a third time tonight anyway so that's got a lot of people asking me how can bad CGI slip through the cracks like that how can bad CGI get to on screen and this led to this whole topic led to a little bit of drama with me yesterday I'll share that drama with me that happened yesterday which was my own bloody fault which is always the worst I mean when crap happens to you it's always great when you can blame somebody else but then you realize it was your own bloody fault and then you just a hot damn I'm really an idiot anyway but I'll get to that in a second so here's the thing about the CGI with a in particular Justice League now with movies as a whole yeah there are time limitations there are budget limitations hopefully you've planned in advance the money you need and you know to work within the budget that you have and you learn to work within the time constraints you have and every once in a while bad CGI still comes through it happens but for a movie like Justice League let's not pretend that Justice League is just like", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'}), Document(page_content="it happens but for a movie like Justice League let's not pretend that Justice League is just like any other movie let's remember this Justice League has gone through a lot of upheaval especially in the director's chair position all right because we all know back in May which was which is still six months away from the movie Zack Snyder had to get up and leave because of personal horrible tragedy then Joss Whedon comes in and he's got six months and if it was just six months to just put on the finishing touches like a lot of people like to believe that's probably fine but look we all know that the reshoots and the like reorganization of the film was far more massive than they let on okay all the trades reported at Variety whole Reporter everybody reported it Warner Brothers did the right thing they put on the PR thing oh no it's just minor little things it was major reshoots and you'll see for yourself when you see the movie so essentially Zack Snyder didn't have the full thing to complete the movie he wanted Joss Whedon comes in he's got six months to some what says you mean even harder thing to do which is kind of like retool practically the whole thing reshoot a lot of it rearranged the movie and and then you guys do all the post-production and you got six months forget two years you got six months so it is an unusual circumstance for everybody and that's why to me even though you know I said in my review and hopefully you guys saw my review of Justice League I said in my review yeah the there's bad CGI there's some really bad CGI in the film there's some very good CGI but there's also some bad CGI but I didn't get upset about it and maybe I should have talked about that in my in my review but I didn't get upset like there's no you know how dare Warner Brothers put out a sloppy thing like this was CGI I didn't get upset about it because I know that hey look Snider left he didn't get to finish Joss Whedon came in he had six months to do a monumental task as well as his entire crew there are extenuating circumstances that made me go okay it's unfortunate that there's some bad CGI in this film it did take away from the film a little bit but I get it I mean one of the things I did say my review is that the one mistake I think Warner Brothers made and this was I told you two months ago there were discussions going on at Warner Brothers about pushing Justice League into 2018 and I get why they wouldn't I mean it would be a PR nightmare so I get it I do I still think they probably should have pushed into 2018 to give Joss Whedon and the crew and everybody a little bit more time to get exactly what they want because at some point you run out of time well anyway this leads in to my personal story about this whole fiasco I found myself in yesterday and I got nobody to blame but myself for this so here's the thing so I'm sitting down watching TV with Ann right and as we do watching TV commercial breaks you check your phone see if there's any messages blah blah some new tweets and just four days I've been seeing these tweets and these messages will just screw Zack Snyder if the CGI is bad hello Zack Snyder does no good do good CGI or on the other side people just Whedon blew the CGI and blah blah and of course remember in the back of my head it's like look there are a lot of extenuating circumstances with this it's not just Zack Snyder it's not just Joss Whedon there are teams and scores of people visual effects teams everybody they all had their backs against the wall I mean this isn't on any one person that's what's in my head right so I hop on Twitter to basically say hey guys look Zack Snyder doesn't do at least this is what I think I'm tweeting Zack Snyder doesn't do CGI Zack Snyder doesn't sit down do the road of scoping he doesn't do the compositing he doesn't do the the character rigging or anything like that Joss Whedon doesn't go in there and he doesn't hop on my or a light", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'}), Document(page_content="rigging or anything like that Joss Whedon doesn't go in there and he doesn't hop on my or a light wave or whatever piece of software they're using these days I mean I think it's changed since I was in it but he's not doing it look they got VFX teams he got whatever so I get some people starting to tweet me and some of you know what I'm talking about so some people start tweet back to me debating whether or not the visual effects are always the directors fault and I'm I'm having some good debate with people like it was good it was civil it was good debate some people getting their their knickers in a twist but that's fine whatever and so finally then when it comes down to well on top of all that I get I suddenly start getting tweets and I get tweets from like like James Gunn director of guardians of galaxy and one of the most underrated films of all times slither and you know I've had James Gunn in my studio before I have a big fan of James Gunn so James Gunn tweets to me oh that's the wrong one here goes James Gunn tweets to me he writes hey John a good director oversees every single VFX shot again and again the director has as much say in the quality the artistry and the consistency between vendors along with editing a film it is the primary job of a director in a post heavy film of course of which I don't disagree with him at all I'd be absolutely I worked in the VFX industry for a while he's totally right and I respond to him yeah but I mean sometimes you run out of time and sometimes you run out of money in whatever right and then seth rogen tweets at me so Seth Rogen gets on Twitter he goes dude this is it's completely the directors fault often and then he writes VFX our tool like anything else and if a director can't use it properly it's no different than being able to use the camera properly or the actors properly and of course he's absolutely right and I like IT backs like hey all I'm saying is that it's not the directors fault all the time like even Seth said it's often and yes quite often it's the directors but then I get this guy on Twitter who responds to that and says John you said it's all the VFX people's fault and I get upset at that because I hate it when people put words in my mouth right so look I'm gonna warn you that mic many stories this story makes me look stupid so I'm getting upset because I do not like alone people put words in my mouth and I start to tweet back to this guy saying I never said that and then I go to get my tweet so I can copy and paste it and say this is exactly what I said but then I look at the tweet and the way I worded it and what I sent out and this is what I actually tweeted I tweeted remember folks don't blame the director for bad CGI that's on the and this is the line that's on the VFX team the director doesn't sit there in model animate roto they have VFX companies and teams that do that blah blah but the big line there is that's on the VFX team so here I am getting ready to tear this do two new ones saying I never said that don't put words in my mouth and then I go back and look at my tweet and I'm like god dammit I did say that and like again it was one of those situations where I'm just sitting there watching TV checking my phone and then tweet something out whatever and you know it's whatever look I'm a freaking nobody from Hamilton Ontario Canada that just happens to be living a little eh but I am a nobody and it's still surreal to me that I can put out a tweet and then I have like some of my favorite direct like James Gunn Seth Rogen and other people writing to me but here's the thing that that's on me that is all my fault I I worded that wrong that is not the intent I had for my tweet at all again like I didn't do a lot of heavy visual effects work most of the work I did in the visual effects industry was I mean I did a little bit of the the carryover work as we were a small visual effects company but my mainly my job", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'}), Document(page_content="little bit of the the carryover work as we were a small visual effects company but my mainly my job was to be the client services I would be the go-between between what the client needed make sure making sure our artist knew what was going on i sat there when our artists working 36 hour were straight only taking breaks to run to the bathroom and do a quick 10-minute run to 7/11 so they can get a Slurpee and a bag of Doritos sleeping on the floor of the offices busting their asses get things done and I'm very well aware of the current status of the VFX industry so somebody who has worked in that environment I was mortified to see that I wrote that line this is on the VFX team because that is not how I intended it and I'm an idiot and I should have been far more careful about that and I even had a friend of mine who's also in VFX who knows how much I revere VFX artists who write to me goes jad he didn't really mean this right I'm like no I did that was a stupid thing you know what I thought about pulling my tweet down but I thought you know what no I put it out there like that I need to own up to it I'm gonna leave the tweet up and just own up to it's like that was on me that was my bad so but it's funny that I'm sitting there last night it's like why the hell is Seth Rogen tweeting me but anyway good on them so but it comes back to my main point though is that even later James Gunn acknowledge that yeah sometimes you know even directors you run out of time you want you run out of resources and I think that's a situation with Justice League that's the bottom line here so I think that is the situation with Justice League that they ran out of time they ran out of resources they were up against the wall I think Warner Brothers should have given them more time by pushing it into 2018 given the circumstances and I understand they were worried about fan backlash but I think you and I as fans I think we would have understood look if Warner Brothers came out say hey look due to this horrible tragedy that happened with Zach's family it really threw a wrench because it wasn't like he was just another actor in the film it's the director of the film and it really threw a wrench in our things we feel like to do the movie justice no pun intended to do the movie justice we feel like we we need to push the release date and given them more time to do what they needed to do and that's where I think they should have done and that's why this happens sometimes all right thanks a lot for the question man it went off longer on that than I should have but whatever okay let's move on to the next question and the next question today comes to us from one of my patreon supporters I love my patreon supporters I'm one of my patreon supporters and Wragby who writes big fan since the AMC days thank you so much I don't know if you've been the most we if you have seen the most recent trailer of the new brie Larson movie best basmati blues but trailer as a whole really gave off the impression of another white person trying to come to India to save it while playing on common Indian stereotypes as an Indian myself it is increasingly frustrating this seeming so or seeing I think they meant so many Indian actors being typecast or Indian culture being used in such a fashion well thanks a lot for the question on rug and you know what I had seen that the trailer for this to come out I think came out like a month ago but I remembered you reminded me I'd never got around to watching it so I watched it now look I think you raised a very valid concern and a very valid issue let me start off by saying in case you haven't noticed I am a white dude so I'm a white dude so my my barometer and my cultural sensitivity is skewed towards me being a white dude which means I don't fully appreciate what somebody outside of my living experience how they perceive things how it impacts them in a very real and and tangible way it's outside", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'}), Document(page_content="how they perceive things how it impacts them in a very real and and tangible way it's outside of maybe even my ability to be able to understand that so I'm gonna give you my opinion on this but remember it's coming from somebody who admittedly is a white dude that doesn't fully understand or graphs the way I should the way other people from other backgrounds may view certain sets of material when it hits me a certain way so just let me admit that right up front okay I I watched basmati blues the trailer after reading your email and I was expecting to see some really horrible white Savior stuff in there my the way I perceived it and again my perception is skewed because I'm a white dude in North America but I'm just gonna be honest and let's this honesty is a good place to start the discussion so when I watched the trailer my impression of it was I didn't get a sense of white Savior I got a sense of a brie Larson character being a fish out of water and like what some American movies have done before is American goes into a different culture and they teach that culture the truth and value of the American Way like you don't drink beer watch football the American comes in and teaches them to appreciate football and rock and roll an apple-pie right so that's what I was kind of expecting to see in this trailer after I saw your email what I saw again from my very skewed perspective was a movie about brie Larson who herself was the fish-out-of-water not teaching the other culture how to be American / me not teaching the other culture how to be American and / rather the opposite that she was having her stereotypes and her understandings of another culture change and that that culture started to have an impact and effect on her rather than the other way around usually a lot of these American white Saviour movies it's the other way around it's the Americans showing the other culture how to be more American right this was to me and I perceived as being the other way around and it wasn't her it wasn't some white crow coming in and saving this culture from their own problems it was this white girl coming in and then as an insider tried to correct something bad that a white company that an American white dominated company was doing to them and so from my perspective I watched it and I thought it was pretty good but again I mean I'm not in your shoes so I can totally understand why you would watch that and then have a different perception I can say I thought it was rather refreshing that it wasn't brie Larson going in there to show India how to be more American and how American ways are better than Indian ways and blah blah blah I actually got the opposite from the trailer I felt like it was the culture that was changing her and that she as an insider was simply standing up to her own people who are trying to do something bad to this community that she was living in again that's just the way I saw it and again I have come from an admittedly skewed perspective of pale pasty white skin but listen maybe you guys have had a chance to see basmati blues the trailer for it at any rate jump in the comments section and let me know what you guys think about that okay let's move on okay there's some real idiots in the chat board then I'm just gonna get rid of here quickly okay anyway let's move on to the next topic and the next topic today Hall second let me move on from this the next topic today comes us from alejandro alonzo who writes hey John it has been the case that a lot of Marvel movies have had bad villains but great hero development critics usually like those movies enough to give them a fresh review on Rotten Tomatoes we've been hearing similar comments about Justice League if it turns out that this movie gets a rotten is there a case to be made that there is a negative bias around Warner Brothers or a positive one around Marvel thanks a lot for the question Matt absolutely not absolutely not", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'}), Document(page_content="or a positive one around Marvel thanks a lot for the question Matt absolutely not absolutely not and here's why I get frustrated with the amount of like there are some people out there and look we all do it and it's not even just Marvel and or just DC fans it's Power Rangers fans it's Star Wars fans it's Rambo fans it's whatever we all do this ok this is all of us we all do this that when somebody or a group of people don't like something we like we don't know how to handle that so we just try to come up with excuses for why somebody else didn't like what we'd like instead of just saying oh they didn't like it because it didn't work for them instead of doing that we come up with excuses there's bias critics are paid off they're like we that's what we do we do that sports fans do that I mean every we all do is part of one of the rotten things about being human I guess so anyway but I've been seeing a lot of people's like people criticizing justice as a weak story well will Thor had a weak story and they're saying it's fine well it's not an apples to apples comparison like for some critics that you might say this the story in Thor Ragnarok was weak but to a lot of critics maybe the story works for them and it wasn't weak just because you thought it was weak doesn't mean it was weak just because I think it's weak doesn't mean it's weak it's gonna hit everybody in a different way there's no need to come up with excuses now as far as Marvel villains go number one Marvel does get a lot of crap all the time for weak villains they get it all the time are you hear me talking about it all the time I hear all types of critics always talking about the weak nature of the villains but here's the big difference while Marvel does have and this is just from my perspective while Marvel does have a Malekith right bad villain bad villain in Thor the dark world okay most the Marvel villains haven't been bad they've just been weak and there is a difference between a weak villain and a beveling like for instance yellowjacket in ant-man he wasn't a bad villain it's just that it was a weak villain they hardly spent much time on him he only popped up when they needed him to further Paul Rudd's ant-man story there he wasn't fleshed out that much but I mean he was fine the character itself was fine there's nothing wrong with him it's just that it was a weak villain because it's hardly used and they only use him to further the hero's journey story so it's weak I'm forgetting the name of Mads Mikkelsen 'he's character in dr. strange not a bad villain no but hardly any time is spent on him he was it was a weak villain it's not fleshed out they really don't spend much time on the villain himself to let him become a three-dimensional character they just used their villain to propel along the hero's journey for the hero it's a weak villain but it's not a bad villain Malekith was a bad one but for the most part Marvel villains from my perspective have not been bad they've been perfectly fine villains it's just that they've been completely underused and they're weak I mean you get the odd exception obviously Loki is one they've used quite well I'm sure they've had one or two others they did a much better job with Michael Keaton's vulture villain they spent more time on him they gonna do his family background they they do better things with him and spider-man homecoming but for the most part they don't use their villains much and hence they're weak Steppenwolf is a bad villain alright and he's a weak villain - just like Marvel villains they hardly touch him except when he's there to punch somebody in the face but he's a bad villain in my opinion in any you may watch it and think differently you may think Steppenwolf is a great villain when you see the movie that's awesome I celebrate that with you but that doesn't mean that I have a bias that doesn't mean I've been paid off by somebody that just means okay you", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'}), Document(page_content="mean that I have a bias that doesn't mean I've been paid off by somebody that just means okay you saw it and you thought he's a good villain great I saw thought it was a bad villain fine so this is simply over simplicity people saying well that movie had a weak story they're giving a hard time well not all weak stories are equal some movie might have a weak story that's a little bit weak another movie might have it just a rotten horrible story that is terrible you can't just say well they both had weak stories so they should be rated equal that's that's not how it works so anyway that's that's just my thought on on that particular topic and I know most of you are wondering are you screaming screen John get to the Batman thing just one more question to go through until we get to the Batman issue and the next question comes to us from one of my patreon supporters Allendale who writes hey John when you talk about all-time highest box office grossing movies why isn't adjusted for inflation taken into account surely the box office is based on the number of actual tickets sold per film I'm sure the all-time top 10 list of films would look very different can you explain you please explain this as it's always puzzled me thanks and keep up the great work well yeah there look yours there are a number of factors that go into like understanding box-office right one of those factors is inflation you know what somebody paid for a five dollar movie ticket in 1980 five dollars is worth something different today so maybe we should take inflation into account since that's an extenuating circumstance and I hear that a lot here's the problem and here's how it's been explained to me and I agree with this 100% now first let me say there's no perfect way to do it I think we will all agree there is no perfect way to do it but here's the problem inflation isn't the only extenuating circumstance inflation isn't the only variable factor that we can take into consideration if we want inflation is just one so the question is why would we pick inflation as a variable factor and not take the other variable in factors we either it seems to me that we either have to just go hey pure number it's not perfect but go pure number box office go or it seems we have to take 10 or 11 variable factor extenuating circumstances into consideration not just the one being inflation because you can say but John you know it with inflation prices if you take that in consideration and you know cross-reference that and extrapolate that over time the blob yeah okay you could do that but then I would make the argument and what theater chains say well they have make the argument is that well then you have to take in consideration number of movies that came out because like for instance in the 1950s not nearly as many feature-length wide-release films came out as come out today far more competition exists today far more night and day difference competition today do we take that in consideration you know back in 1960s there weren't there wasn't and this entire huge entertainment industry known as gaming there wasn't this huge you know competitor for the entertainment dollar that didn't even exist in 1960 but that big major competition for your entertainment dollar gaming does exist today do we take that in consideration what about this what about that what about cost of running theories what about budgets of the movies should all these things to be taken in consideration to come up with some really big convoluted mathematical formula and what the industry is basically decided is you know what that's all a convoluted mess the best way imperfect as it is the best way to do it is to take all those variable factors out and just go with the pure numbers because if we bring in one variable factor then we have to consider other variable factors and then it becomes really messy so it has always been this way I'm comfortable with it being", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'}), Document(page_content="and then it becomes really messy so it has always been this way I'm comfortable with it being this way I'm not saying there's not a better way out there but it seems to me that this is the least imperfect one they're all imperfect ideas and options this to me seems like the least imperfect one all right now I'm going to go on to the final email question today and then I'm gonna do my little commercial break and then I'm gonna throw it open to you guys who are watching live and the final email question today comes to us from Francisca Ramirez who writes Ben being done as Batman seems like a foregone conclusion at this point is matt reeves is still is matt reeves is still working theorized if Matt Reeves is still working on a standalone Batman film or would that be cancelled if Affleck walks now in Francisco's defense she actually wrote that email prior to date yesterday's show I think she wrote that email on Tuesday or something but anyway so as you guys know yesterday I mentioned on the show that I spoke to a couple of people who told me who Matt Reeves is looking at and wants as Batman now before I reveal the name let me give a couple of disclaimers okay one of the two people who told me about this is one of the same three people who all the way back at the beginning of the year told me Ben Affleck was out as Batman alright and that obviously that worked that was true it's also important to note some people saying I'm getting tired of seeing Ben Affleck go back and forth look behind the scenes Ben Affleck snot going back and forth this thing about Ben Affleck leaving this was decided maybe like February this was decided at the beginning of the year this has been a foregone conclusion forever they've just been putting on PR spin alright not that it couldn't change behind the scenes but the decision was made forever ago anyway so I had this one friend of mine who is who's influential person in Hollywood tell me who it was and so I took that and reached out to this one guy who was one of the people who told me about Ben Affleck back in the day and I said hey this is the name I'm being told any validity to this and he told me you know here's one of the big differences though with the Ben Affleck thing it wasn't even a question it was it's done Ben Affleck is out Ben Affleck Saud is Batman it's done I mean you're not gonna hear anything about it till after Justice League comes out because that would be a PR nightmare for Justice League so they're gonna put on a PR spin everything but at the time was that it's different this time they with the Ben Affleck thing it was oh no it's done it's not a question it's done this is a little bit different says yes that is the name that was floated there has been some conversations but it's not a sure thing that this is happening it's not a lock it may not happen at all blah blah blah so it's a very different scenario than when he told me about Ben Affleck it's a very different one but still so who's the name here it is and actually you know what somebody in the chat board nailed it it's this guy Jake Gyllenhaal not a name I would have suspected not a name that I would have thought probably not the first one that I would have gone with but you know what when you think about it it makes perfect sense the other thing that I have been told because this fits in with that Jake is about nine years younger than Ben Affleck and from what I understand Matt Reeves --is Batman is either just gonna completely ignore the DCE you probably not or set it before the events of Batman vs Superman Jake Gyllenhaal I believe is 36 years old which makes him 9 years younger than Ben so there's a little bit more flexibility there you can go a little bit more prequel and you can fast-forward and put some fake beer I'm just now I'm just speculating about well maybe they'll put grain as beer it out of whatever now I'm just speculating on that point but here's one of the", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'}), Document(page_content="put grain as beer it out of whatever now I'm just speculating on that point but here's one of the things if this works out this is this is magnificent like you all know how I feel about Ben Affleck as Batman I've gone on a DES nauseam a Ben Ben will always be right here for me I love Ben but I think if you're a DC fan if you're a comic book movie fan the concept the idea of like one of the I think everybody would probably agree Jake is a top-10 like best actors in the world right now I mean can you just do to play Nightcrawler and by the way right now he's jacked like baby like he is in the best shape of his life right now so he is completely jacked um I think that if this works out I think that's wonderful I think it's absolutely freakin wonderful not that Ben won't be there you know I'm heartbroken about that but since that's already pretty much done if it turns out that Jake Gyllenhaal is the guy I think it's magnificent I think it would be magnificent now again I cannot stress enough from what I've been told there have been some talks there have been some discussions nothing's done nothing is guaranteed that this is happening whatsoever let's be very very clear about that but yeah I have heard from multiple sources and as a matter of fact I got an email about 20 minutes before I I went on air here today let me know yeah it was Rick who is runs another entertainment website not gonna give any more names because I don't know if he wants me sharing the name but about half hour before the show today Rick emails me because I put up that I was gonna reveal who they were talking about for Bennett for Batman and he wrote to me and he actually said he goes I actually have a source who says this name is this the name I'm like oh my god like hehe nailed it he totally nailed it so Rick you got it you nailed it it was him as a matter of fact so that's nay I've been hearing so the big question now becomes what do you think about that do you like the idea of Jake Gyllenhaal do you love him enough as an actor to youth like him enough as an actor do you think do you like the idea of it him and if what I'm hearing is true and I don't know if what I'm hearing is true about the time frame but if what I'm hearing is true about a time frame about up standalone Batman's being set before Batman vs Superman does that excite you does it not excite you but really the whole concept of Jake Gyllenhaal as the actor does that excite you let me know in the comments section below alright guys now I know you guys are gonna have a ton of things you want to say for those who are watching live there's like over two thousand of you guys and they'll have chat board right now so I'm gonna do this let me take my daily little commercial break here this is about one minute long plugging the only reason my entire show is even 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including Darkseid in Justice League at least in a post-credits scene nope nope hmm I would have felt forced to me to be honest with you I think I think was the right decision I really do I mean you know goes long I still think the 2 hour runtime was the perfect run time because the crib the crisp pace and that lean cadence to the movie forced the attention to be on the strengths of the film I feel like have they made the movie longer it just would have accentuated the weaknesses of the film and I think part of leaving Darkseid out of that contributed to that crisp pace that lean feel to the movie focusing on the strengths of the movie which are the characters and their chemistry together so yeah I think it was the right move honestly I really do this one comes to us from Ari Grande poops who writes John which post which post Toy Story 3 Pixar film do you like more inside out or cocoa my review for Coco's up right now you know what I'm gonna lean Coco it's and I had I had a little bit of doubts about Coco I admit but it's a real special movie I can't wait for you guys to see it um let's see let's go to this one disgusted pigs rights John you allow misdirect misdirecting adds but disliked Tatum Kingsman to ones what of twists as in psycho how do you laugh for those we'll look if you're talking about the difference I don't allow for misleading ads misdirection and misleading are two different things like with Star Wars what we're seeing last Shanta I believe there's a lot of misdirection but with Kingsman - that movie led you to believe that Channing Tatum was a major character in the movie that Channing - Channing Tatum's like 80% of the trailer and like he's in five minutes of the movie if that's a that's misleading that's not a misdirect that's misleading that's a flat-out lie with star wars the last Jedi and some other movies like look they're not misleading they're not misleading us about everything we know Ray's a major character in the film we know kylo ren's a major character in film we know Luke's a major character in the film and they might be miss directing us a little bit about what might be happening in this scene what might be happening that scene but that's a far cry from something like that or Mission Impossible - Mission Impossible - which made us think the ads for Mission Impossible - made us think that Anthony Hopkins was in the movie almost as much as Tom Cruise and Anthony Hopkins is in two scenes in the movies barely in the movie at all but he's like Tom Cruise Anthony Hopkins Mission Impossible - that's misleading misleading is like that Disney film Bridge to Terabithia where the entire trailers makes you think this is a fantasy movie with kids who discover a Magic Kingdom in the woods but the movie is depressing is about a kid who dies and this other kid dealing with death and it's sad and depressing and there were a lot of parents who were really pissed off at that it's like you took you made us think this was a fun fantasy family film instead I got my little kid crying because I brought them to your movie that's misleading misdirection and", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'}), Document(page_content="I got my little kid crying because I brought them to your movie that's misleading misdirection and misleading are different I'm perfectly fine with misdirection and trailers I do not like misleading a trailer to me those are two different things let's see this one comes to us from the Guzman Alvie who writes John why would you cast American Indian actors to play Indians with an Indian accent in it for a film shot in India I don't know look I look I look bottom line for me most the time I don't care just get a really good actor if you can find somebody of Indian descent who is a very good actor trained here in Hollywood so your director knows they can work with them better and you can put them in the movie I'm fine with that I'm fine with that honestly maybe I shouldn't be fine with it maybe a year from now I'll have a different opinion and I'll be disgusted that I had this opinion for now but honestly it's makes me is fine to be honest it's the movies it's make-believe it's pretend um let's see this one comes to us from Kevin Bernie who writes oh I sorry the your question got cut off so I can't even see what it says less let's try this one this one comes to us from Tilley Gilley writes John watching live from Australia huge fan simple question Shrek run or Shrek 2 if Shrek 2 is the one with Never Land or forever after land what's it called instruct can't remember I think Shrek 2 Shrek 2 is the one that I actually prefer more that's the one I like even better let's see here we go this next one comes to us from Oh Alex Simmons who writes hey John with Star Trek discovery season at the halfway point I'd really like to watch a video on you dissecting it look I don't know if I'll put together a full a full video on it but I've said from the beginning I trashed on Star Trek Discovery before it aired I said it was a stupid idea never gonna work blah blah blah blah blah what can I say got a call like I see it I really like it I really like it and I think it's a solid show and maybe I'll do a midseason review of it someone I think about it let's see this one comes to us from that Keith O'Neill says John if Jake Gyllenhaal rumors true when could we expect a formal announcement um good question not for a little while yet I would anticipate Justice League is just hitting theaters today they're not gonna want to have like Ben's officially out they're not gonna have they're not gonna officially acknowledge that yet as my friend I won't be surprised if they deny it at least at first they'll deny it at first whatever then we probably won't get an actual announcement till later on and and again let me resize the difference between the Ben Affleck situation which the guy told me it's done deal it's done it's no questions it's 100% he's gone way back when - now is it's like yeah that's been the discussion but nothing's happened as far as they know like for all I know Jake Gyllenhaal's already signed on for all I know he's already signed on for all I know those talks have already broken off I'm not sure but I can tell you that is who they were looking at at one point let's see if that actually carries through let's see Mays 219 writes John does Warner Brothers announced Jacobs Batman at the same time has been out as Batman okay so if it goes through Nate if jake gyllenhaal is our new Batman absolutely and you know what they'll continue what they've always done they will PR spin it they are never at least not for a few more years you're not gonna hear anybody acknowledge that Ben was actually out back in February and March you're not gonna hear them admit that what they're gonna do is they're gonna come up with another BS story and there's nothing wrong with this this is the right thing to do this is why you have PR departments but what they will do is they will come up with a story and say oh it's gonna be something like this you know Ben realizing with his schedule getting so full with other", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'}), Document(page_content="gonna be something like this you know Ben realizing with his schedule getting so full with other projects he doesn't have the enough time to properly dedicate to the Batman character that the Batman character deserves so Ben has decided to step away so another actor can come in and the funny thing is there's gonna be people out there who believe it like just like remember back you know Ben Affleck açaí think was it was Jimmy Kimmel it was that who he's on it was a Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon I can't remember mate let's go Jimmy Fallon no it's Jimmy Kimmel let's say he's on Jimmy Kimmel and they ask him hey look their rooms going he might not direct the Batman movie are you and Ben Affleck goes no I'm directing it I'm directing Batman it's the next movie I'm doing the same month the news drops that he's not directing it and they put out this statement saying oh you know what Ben just realized that you know directing Batman and being the star of Batman is too time-consuming he doesn't feel to be done it'll do justice to the character so he's gonna step down as the director and just focus on acting as the character and I said at the time that's BS and now we just get this comment from remember we talked about this the other day Ben Affleck puts out the statement when somebody asked him are you gonna be the new Batman he says it's something I'm contemplating wait a minute so we went from oh I'm so dedicated to playing Batman right that I got a step down as director - I'm contemplating being it come on I mean we all know what's going on now so how they do it I do suspect though yes that if they announced Jake Gyllenhaal's Batman it will be done probably in the same breath as they announced Ben Affleck stepping away but they're gonna make it sound like Ben Affleck is stepping is a brand-new decision and all this this just we just realized Ben is getting so busy and he cares about the character so much he needs somebody else to do it and know that none of that will be true but that is with the way they'll probably spin it at any rate all right guys that will do it for me for today's installment of the John Campea show thank you so much for joining me listen guys while you're here click the thumbs up button leave a comment below and remember we're all film fans together debate discuss argue even that's the fun about being in a film fan but just do so remembering that we're all film fans together ultimately we're on the same team so let's treat each other as such that's really important again make sure you subscribe to my youtube channel follow me on social media on facebook on twitter simply at john campea they'll do it for me for now guys thanks so much for joining me and until the next time bye bye", metadata={'source': 'Y2-JjnW3w2g'})]

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[Document(page_content='Today\'s video is sponsored by Anker. For deals on the latest USB-C chargers including one that can charge a MacBook and a chance to win a ton of different prizes Including an iPhone X. Check out the links below. The iPhone X ["TEN"] (said like this throughout the whole video except where noted), it\'s not perfect, but it is really good. Yo guys, Jonathan here and today I am diving deep into the iPhone X both the good and the bad, and if you picked one up I would love to know what your experience has been so far. So with the iPhone X, there are a couple key, elements that make this phone what it is. The first of which being the display. It\'s a 5.8 inch OLED panel with a classically weird Apple resolution of 2436 by 1125 and weird numbers aside it looks Really good. I think any doubt or concern with the display not being bright enough has been put to rest It\'s super bright the colors are extremely accurate and honestly the display is one of the most enticing features of the iPhone X. Now for the million dollar question of "Is there any blue shift?" And yeah, if you look for and you tilts it off access you will definitely see a little bit of that. It is by no means Pixel 2 XL status, but there\'s no denying if you\'re a little tilt and shift crazy you are gonna see a little bit of blue. Now the reason Apple is able to squeeze so much screen into the iPhone X because Of what is probably The biggest change to ever come to the iPhone and that is the omission of the home button. It is completely gone. Honestly, I got used to this and adjusted to it way Way faster than I thought I would no joke every time I pick up a phone that is not the iPhone X, I find myself Wanting to swipe up to go home. Now for the most part this works incredible And I don\'t find myself missing the home button, but there are a couple dumb things. One is Control Center. That used to be a one-handed move Where you swipe up and that\'s how you access Control Center, but now you got to swipe down all the way on the top. Right and most of the time to comfortably do that you need to use two hands. Conversely, You can enable reachability Which is not enabled by default, so pro-tip head in to Settings > General > Accessibility Once you have it enabled you can access for reachability by doing this really Really precise swipe down at the bottom edge of the phone It\'s definitely easier than having to reach all the way towards the top right of the phone and then swiping down But it\'s still two steps, and I don\'t think it\'s a foolproof solution. Now, I know Snazzy Q is busting out of the seams and has this well thought out to elaborate solution to this But I would also love know what you guys think is a better alternative to this weird Control Center option We have now. From there the other slightly dumb thing That\'s not really a huge deal is how you exit out of apps before all I used to do is open up multitasking and swipe Up and that was it Now once, you\'re in the multitasking window you actually got to hold the app wait for that little minus icon And then you can swipe out and exit out. Yeah, it\'s not the biggest deal in the world and before anybody yells at me I totally get it technically you don\'t have to exit of apps, but for me It\'s just kind of one of those unnecessary Two-step movements. Now with the lack of home button, the way You enable Siri is by one saying Hey [Siri], Not gonna say that and trigger your phone or two Holding the side button. Now one slightly annoying thing is if you have Do Not Disturb enabled, unless you are in Control Center There is no way to know that it\'s on whether you\'re in the lock screen or actually in the phone There is no icon in the top right-hand corner Which makes it super easy to forget that it\'s on. Now from there that kind of leads into the next Controversial thing with the iPhone X that is the notch. Initially every Mostly angry tech fans on Twitter seem to hate it Honestly though', metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'}), Document(page_content='is the notch. Initially every Mostly angry tech fans on Twitter seem to hate it Honestly though the notch really isn\'t a big deal like 95% of the time I don\'t realize it\'s there. The only time I do notice it is when I\'m watching Widescreen video because the way that\'s formatted that notch is creeping its way in there And there is nothing you can do about it. Now the flip side of that for most YouTube videos that are in 16:9 you are not seeing the notch whatsoever. Yes, you can zoom in, but for the most part That\'s not the optimal viewing experience because you are chopping off heads #PrayForLamarr Over the weekend both Kevin Kenson and Austin Evans dropped some Incredible looking widescreen video and watching those back on the iPhone X, it kind of got me thinking Is this the future of content especially with more and more of these phones headed in that direction? the video you are watching right now is also in widescreen so if you\'re watching on an iPhone X or Galaxy S8 I would love to know how it looks on your phone Next is FaceID that feature that anyone anti-Apple deep down really wanted to fail, but it actuality It was really well done and well executed. Just like the iPhone X FaceID isn\'t perfect But it\'s really good for me. It has to have worked like 98% of the time there really hasn\'t been too many times where it\'s failed. It absolutely works at night, in the dark, whether you\'re in a car. I\'ve been in planes where it\'s worked flawlessly. On the opposing end of that spectrum. It\'s worked great outdoors, in sunlight with glasses on, with a hat on. The only time I\'ve ever really had trouble with it is in the middle of the nights when I wake up. I got one Eye closed and then it kind of trips up but for the most part It\'s worked really well, and I haven\'t really missed TouchID. I think where FaceID really shines is for password based applications especially when you\'re browsing online you\'re already looking at the phone So it kind of becomes this instant thing that you don\'t really think about The other pro with FaceID in the case where your hands are wet or it is crazy cold outside And you\'re forced to wear gloves Yes, the same argument could be made with FaceID in the situations where it doesn\'t work, but overall as a whole I think it\'s a step in the right direction Hasn\'t slowed me down at all. Now because of all that tech required for FaceID that is also yielded Animojis I guarantee you by now You\'ve probably seen some an Animoji Karaoke in your feed, but I want to give a shout out and some credit to Mr. Snazzy Q for the best one on the internet right now I kind of wish I had a dollar for every time someone said "The iPhone X [Ecks], the thousand dollar emoji machine. One, It\'s an Animoji and two, it\'s kind of fun man. So are Animojis is the sole reason why you would buy an iPhone X? Absolutely not. If you want to use them, they\'re there, but if you don\'t, no one\'s forcing you song- what does the fox say God, I remember that now as far as performance that A11 Bionic chip inside the iPhone X is no joke. Everything from Multitasking to gestures to gaming is buttery smooth. Now with all that power one area where the iPhone X and even 8 and 8 Plus For that matter excels at and are kind of in a league of its own is AR It\'s still really early in terms of the development of apps and games, but there\'s some pretty incredible stuff out there And if you own an iPhone X or 8 or 8 Plus and haven\'t checked out augmented reality yet It is a lot of fun. I will say it\'s worth mentioning This is the exact same chip also found in the iPhone 8 and 8 Plus so it\'s kind of a testament to their performance as well', metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'}), Document(page_content='But as far as smartphone performance goes it is not even close right now. 3, 2, 1... "But the iPhone X doesn\'t have as many cores as..." Clearly it is not about the cores because there is some insane performance Coming out the iPhone X as well as the 8 and 8 Plus. So now that we\'re fired up and before anyone asked. What about the iOS bugs? Why did I have to bowl? Yes, performance on the iPhone X is incredible, But there is no denying iOS has been a little weird especially No one can forget that weird stupid. "I" glitch where you typed an "I" and it autocorrected it into some weird characters and a question mark Someone singing... I think. It has been since updated and fixed But it was out there for a long time and honestly that was one of the weirdest, dumbest, most annoying bugs I\'ve ever dealt with on a smartphone so to say the iPhone X has been an overall smooth experience isn\'t quite the case From there shift into some positive, the camera in the iPhone X has been incredible. Again, this features dual lenses, a wide-angle and a telephoto lens, But the big thing here is that telephoto lens now features optical image stabilization. Now we first saw this dual lens with OIS on the Note 8 It\'s something the iPhone 8 Plus does not have and it definitely makes a difference. The biggest thing I\'ve noticed jumping from wide-angle to telephoto is that you\'re getting a much more consistent image in terms of low light and low light performance Portrait mode in terms of the rear facing camera is excellent I think Apple does a really great job with this. As a whole there really isn\'t much to complain as far as the camera goes on the iPhone X. Images are crisp, they\'re sharp, they\'re vibrant, they\'re saturated. Now as far as the front-facing camera goes I would say it is equally as impressive as the rear camera my only real gripe with it Portrait selfies. Regular selfies look great; lighting, color, skin tones. My only complaint is I wish it was just a little wider something I\'ve always liked on Samsung phones, but as far as those Portrait selfies go it just seems like it\'s not quite there yet. The actual image quality and skin tones and color all look great, but for whatever reason it seems to have a real hard time with both hair and in my case Ears where it just doesn\'t get those correctly. With the Pixel 2, the images sometimes over sharpened whereas with the iPhone I much prefer the more natural look so if we could somehow combine both these elements That would be amazing now. I think the Pixel 2 might have the slight edge on the iPhone X as far as photos Go there is no comparison in terms of video. The color, the ability to go up to 4K 60 frames per seconds The image stabilization on the iPhone X is second to none. You have slow motion at 1080p, up to 240 frames per second which is ridiculous Music playing... So if you use your phone to capture and create video, the iPhone X is kind of in a league of its own as far as that goes. From their notable mentions, battery life on the iPhone X has been surprisingly good. It\'s not as good as something like that from 8 Plus or 7 Plus for that matter, but it is definitely better than both the iPhone 7 and 8. For me I\'ve been averaging about 6 to 8 hours of usage, so getting through day is not a problem whatsoever. The stereo speakers in the iPhone X yeah, they\'re not gonna blow your mind But I do enjoy having that feature and it does make a difference over phones that don\'t have stereo speakers. As a whole I think The iPhone X is the best and most exciting thing Apple\'s put out in a very long time. I\'m excited to see where this goes in the future not only with Apple specifically, but with the smart phone game as a whole. What I\'m saying is that it\'s a great time to be alive in terms of smart- phone technology and technology in general right now. The iPhone X is definitely a part of that. I\'ve enjoyed it Hopefully enjoyed this video if you do', metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'}), Document(page_content="The iPhone X is definitely a part of that. I've enjoyed it Hopefully enjoyed this video if you do and you're feeling like being awesome make sure to go Batman on that Like button, this is Jonathan, and I will catch you guys later.", metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'})]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxMvzK2OQTw

[Document(page_content="[Music] in the early part of the 21st century Donald Trump had just been elected president of the United States the American Empire was in decline after decades of global supremacy the people had become lazy and stupid this country then who is going to be cleaning up the country seemed to be hanging by a thread but then a small card game company from Chicago Illinois known as cards against humanity' launched a bold campaign to save America these scrappy comedy writers would come to be hailed as saviors by the American people they stopped Trump's border wall solved the problem of fake news and ended the creeping scourge of homework the struggle was real things just kept getting worse and then it happened cards against humanity' announced this crazy holiday marketing campaign and it only cost 15 on the first day of the campaign cards against humanity' purchased acres of land on the us-mexico border and didn't build a wall on it they retained a law firm to fight the United States government and prevent them from ever building the wall everyone who signed up for the promotion was given a small portion of the land that way together they owned it the government would have to take them to court and fight in order to put up the law this was just day one of the campaign there were still five more days five more days of incredible surprises all for just $15 so how did the promotion work it was simple people used the internet a popular technology at the time and typed in ww2 ARDS against humanity saves america.com to sign up what would follow was an incredible barrage of gifts and surprises that captured the heart of the nation [Music]", metadata={'source': 'cxMvzK2OQTw'})]

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[Document(page_content="are we going we're on we've been on Oh might work watch all of this quality content has been filled oh my and we get we can have it for the future generations to see oh my gosh when I see I brought my replacement here today this is my good pal that I've known for like two hours Matt Matt how you doing I'm doing great no we're gonna do a video game play right now and like what would you think what do you we're going to play a video game right now you know I've got here's the thing I got some quarters we're to go down to the laundromat because there's a video console in there it's called Donkey Kong oh it's really neat it's really cool it sounds super cool now what would you think what does the video game you think I've selected for us to play today I would assume it's cuphead it relates to animation and we literally just exactly Matt Matt Ben you're exactly right tell him what he's won he's won oh let's just play the video again here we go time to play the game if you look on his channel we did an amazing job of playing cuphead and the thing is I'm I did do an amazing job I'm fantastic at it I'm fantastic button has to be here on my channel it's it really exactly right so and also I paid him $10,000 yes here we are here's the game okay okay now I'm gonna be the blue guy I am mug man ah here's the challenge for you besides getting beside besides you to do this horrible interview okay we're gonna play cuphead yeah and I'm gonna interview if I can if I can focus on game and interviewing okay because I think my audience wants to know about you like they probably already know but I want to ask you a few questions okay great now first of all where we going come on out is that question number one where we going cuz I was gonna ask you where cause it was like where am I going do I go this way no see right there I don't know what I'm doing so on our channel we did the first three bosses so I think it's I think you're graduated and we got through I got through the three boss that did you bridge when you save me a lot though hildenburg that sounds like Steve Hillenburg creator of Sponge Bob plug Nickelodeon okay right threatening Zeppelin I'm gonna knock you up to regular Oh pass simple yeah okay Wow all right dude I come upon simple boat she does her final form and I think you'll get a kick out of her final oh if I can make it to the final form I gotta say we'll try yeah I believe it at this point you've beaten three bosses on simple but you helped me though but I have what we have here to but we have granola bars right by the power of granola oh we're in plains does this work the same way we just fire firing things see this reminds me of Galaga from the 1980s when I went to the laundromat and played down there see so this one how many quarters does this take I hate him I hate him that guy is the Iron Man three of this game I hate him so much I hate I hate Iron Man 3 I love Iron Man how do I save you oh I'm sorry so I wait I'm the last one in the game I'm actually saving you oh I got hit by a word don't worry so now you know how the how it works five million by so many words in my life I've never been killed like that though hey so wait so okay but but words leave psychological scars that can never heal says Timmy's dad hey you so man I got a couple questions for you okay okay okay uh what made you want to go on YouTube in the first place you have ten seconds oh so honestly I started on YouTube as a means of showing Wow now what I what I what I've learned about you is that you are not only just an amazing youtuber you are an amazing researcher and technical analyst of usually e-learning yep which is really cool and I think that's awesome and I think I need to learn more of those things cuz it's evolved on YouTube you have to know how to little some things like that people think it's just a lot of fun to make videos but to survive and make it like a business it's like oh we can teach me", metadata={'source': 'hXcoq5XDwyA'}), Document(page_content="a lot of fun to make videos but to survive and make it like a business it's like oh we can teach me how to survive this level number one you're doing are you saving me but you're saving me here we go hey I have another question for you who's your favorite character in Fairly OddParents tell your Penta oh my gosh timmy turner is there a reason why see what happened we're talking yeah we got pretty far reason why I would say is because because he has such a great sense of imagination flow and and a childlike wonder like um like see the world through his eyes I don't know like I love how Rio so I would say I mean obviously he's left the main characters by he's also like such a genuine soul and like special and like he always means well whether or not that necessarily goes well right right but like so I think all of that and another matpat question so what was your first big video that like took off your knees we're getting something oh my god help me I guess what you analyze sonic basically I did how fast the tonic be in real life yeah so right and so I analyzed I wish I was I'm gonna hold my man is lesser than at playing the game yeah I forget what makes me go exactly I know is there an asteroid there we play pac-man I will I will smoke you impact them will you yes I swear to I will smoke you impact I died how do I go oh wait there's things on the ground like this is like like things nique up on you you don't see you know I'm saying it certainly is it certainly now what did you just do that oh that was a special California doing ok it was a while ago thank you so many times a day today he's got some I think he's got some good stuff in there he's making his own dreams I probably get out of the way probably the same boots and boots get out of the way I'm just excited about the granola bars that's what's distracting hey what's the iMac I'm not jumping far enough ahead that's my way in life I meant not the game in life in the game really your game how are you getting past it welcome to one pays bills one plays video games welcome welcome g1 is a mortgage all right here we go Matt that's doing good for himself your mom and I are so proud yeah I didn't know your mom but I'm winning and learning yeah and come back to life thank you very much lovely and has seen the other side some mug names in the middie Flatliners that's what's happening around he's he's learning how to die coming back yeah exactly he's the Deadpool of the game why would we both died alright guys thanks so much for watching my special guest matpat go definitely check out all 19 of his channels I'm sure he needs your help whatever he's doing is gonna be great and thank you guys for tuning in leave comments in the comment section don't forget to subscribe because you know we have subscribers so let's get some more be a lot of fun and we'll see you guys next time bye bye oh by the way art gives you power use it wisely that's not even catchphrase oh I like that like that yeah I don't know who art is but he gives you power to use it wisely I know I need to meet this art guy in power hey heart fans subscribe here to keep up with me Danny Timmy Dudley bunsen and the noob network my new app full of cartoon shows and games downloaded here click over here to watch my most recent video and here to start a playlist related to this video whoa check out that awesome fare to be featured here use hashtag heart fan art and tag me I'm on every social media platform known to man cartoon butch out cancelled Rob", metadata={'source': 'hXcoq5XDwyA'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwdLlnPaRAU

[Document(page_content="hey I'm Tony Hawk and welcome to skate support okay we go is there a skateboarding trick called the eggplant yes there is a skateboarding trick called the eggplant I'll show you how to do it right now [Music] over there I'm gonna do a regular hand plant and then here I'll do an eggplant hopefully you can spot the difference we call a hand plant or invert is done by using your front hand to grab the board on your toe side and then using your trailing hand to actually stand on the coping and that's how you balance that's a hand planet here's an eggplant an eggplant is reversing those hands so using your back hand to grab the board your front hand to actually balance your body and doing the same direction of turning bro I need some advice on how to do a 540 on a skateboard my first advice to you is learn how to skate quarter pipes preferably bigger ones because the bigger the quarter pipe the more airtime you can actually get and have to spin a full 540 rotation I'll show you a McTwist actually a version of 540 right now this is a 540 on vert I'm gonna grab my board on my toe side which we call mute around my leg we call it that tuck knee and if you do a 540 grabbing this way assuming you go upside down a little bit that's me twist it's one of the scariest things to learn because when you start to do it you're blind to landing for a half a rotation so you kind of gotta use the force so I will say just get used to that spin until you actually start to land it [Music] hey Tony how can you please make another Pro Skater video again my contract is up with Activision they own the license to that actual name Tony Hawk's Pro Skater if we can come to some new agreement absolutely yes I'm in hi Activision free agent right here let's do some more fun stuff how do you do a boardslide on a bench rail or pipe on a skateboard I can show you the difference between a boardslide on a rail and a boardslide on a ramp right now you approach some sort of ledge and then you slide using only the board the wheels are off the ground [Music] this is what a boardslide looks like on vert let's see which skateboarding trick was the hardest to learn McTwist 540's it took me nearly ten years to figure out how to do in 901 of the tricks that I've only done a couple times in my life is a kickflip McTwist we just actually like my board does a kickflip and I catch it in the middle of McTwist and there are so many things happening all at once that it's almost like the planets have to align for it to work out perfectly years of struggle with that trick only to land to on video does anyone know how to set up a skateboard I have all the stuff just none of the tools or knowledge I do know how to set up a skateboard what you need is skateboard trucks wheels bearings and hardware okay so the first thing you do get a skateboard stripper grip tape you want to take the backing off get the sticky part down push the grip tape on from the center aisle so that you don't get too many air bubbles if you do get our bubbles take a box cutter or exacto and just slice them and put them down and no one will ever know that you didn't know what you're doing place the grip tape get it flat cut it around the edges don't cut too hard in another Sun you don't know what you're doing then you want to poke holes through the grip tape if you wear all the trucks go put the hardware through on top of the grip tape take your trucks so that the kingpins are facing in next you want to attach the wheels and I'm gonna give you my little handy tip for putting wheels on take two bearings you got the outer part of the bearing and the inner part of the bearing outer part is sealed put the inner part facing up two bearings like this take your wheel face down put on one bearing turn it over put on the other bearing put your spacer on and that's it and your wheels already good to go I give away my skateboard so much for auctions for charities and people I had", metadata={'source': 'UwdLlnPaRAU'}), Document(page_content="already good to go I give away my skateboard so much for auctions for charities and people I had to learn how to break in new skateboards constantly and now that's more what I'm used to every other pro swears by their trucks and how they turn and will hold on to them at any cost I give them away this is a technical question it says three flip is that the same as a tray flip and how can you do a varial flip but not a kickflip isn't very ill a shove it kickflip that is a loaded question okay a three flip is a nickname for a 360 flip also known as a tray flip so yes all of those are the same nomenclature a kickflip is when you actually just flip your board all around right a 360 flip is when the board does a full 360 rotation and a kickflip a very flip is half that so a varial flip is a 180 kickflip can you end up with more backwards how do you even kickflip a normal board how do you even stand on a skateboard without eating well those are two very different questions I'll take the second one first how do you stand on a skateboard without eating Center your weight and anticipate the motion that's gonna be the best way to be on a skateboard without actually falling off that if you just stand the skateboard stationary it tends to be a little too wobbly and there's not much leverage that you get from that tighten the trucks cuz you wanna be super wobbly use your back foot to push off and stand with your weight centers and make sure you're anticipating the motion let's see how do you even kickflip a normal board the idea of a kickflip is using your front foot to get the board flipping so while you're sliding your front foot to level out your board you actually slide it off of the edge of the board and that gets it flipping and the ideas you want it to be flipping while you're still going up so you catch with your feet and then you put it down it should be that easy but it's not I don't know why but recently I'm tempted to get a skateboard but I think I'd look ridiculous any advice on a starter board or rig midlifecrisis okay I'm gonna guess that you're somewhere between 30 and 50 a starter board it has sort of a distinct nose you know sort of a shovel nose in a wider tail some bigger wheels maybe something a little softer so you can cruise down the street as well as riding in the parks just start slow you know I don't think it's ever too late to start and it's a great way of exercise so good luck Tony Hawk how do you do and only a nollie is the basis of most skate tricks it's the way you lift the board up in the air using your feet I can show you how to ollie on flat and I can show you how to ollie on vert like this [Music] snap the tail and it was sliding from foot simultaneously to bring the tail up that's an ollie [Music] calling on veut is a totally different technique you're lifting up from a vertical plane so you're using friction way more and you're actually like floating and putting pressure on your board a lot more to keep it in the air because you're considerably higher than you are on the flat it says why can't you skateboard when you're 40 well I'm 49 the end okay this is a good one it says dude you're the best you have inspired me to skateboard please I have one question what was your first skateboarding trick the first thing I ever learned on ski bruh where I felt like I learned a trick was going up a curb I learned how to rock my board up a curb and then put my foot closer to the nose and actually lift my back wheels up to clear the curb and I think that's what sparks my interest in getting to the skatepark and learning tricks I still love doing it [Music] alright well that was skate support with wired and this is Tony Hawk thanks for watching", metadata={'source': 'UwdLlnPaRAU'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvfYK0EEhK4

[Document(page_content="I really want to travel more but never again on Spirit Airlines You guys have flown on Spirit Airlines? The Motel 6 of the sky? You've experienced that?! The only airline with roaches. Except even the roaches walk on the plane and look around like...I don't need this... I feel like Spirit is so cheap they just tape a picture of clouds to the outside of the windows and drive you to your next location. I was on a Spirit Airlines flight this past summer and we were still at the gate we hadn't pushed back yet so I got on the plane and I sat down and the flight attendant comes on the intercom and she goes Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your flight attendant speaking... JANICE! And I just wanna let you know we're having a bit of a WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION ISSUE on the aircraft today so if we have any volunteers that would like to move to the back of the plane we would greatly appreciate that THANK YOU! And I was like uh... a weight distribution issue?! So immediately I moved to the back of the plane and I sit down and strap myself in, and I look forward and no one else had moved! No one had moved so I'm thinking like okay do these people just want the plane to do front flips in the sky? A few minutes later I see Janice start to waddle her way toward the back of the plane she sits down next to me and she looks over and says Hey thank you so much for moving! And I was like yeah no problem, is everything ok? And she goes WE'LL SEE!!! We'll see?! Pretty sure you're not supposed to say that on an airplane, Janice! I feel like that should be their new motto Spirit Airlines...Fly With Us! And We'll See!", metadata={'source': 'YvfYK0EEhK4'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL_qpDkF5A8

[Document(page_content="Help! Shortly before 9am, fashion designer Gianni\nVersace was shot on the steps of his villa. Pronounced Versace. The singer? That's Liberace. He was a creator, he was a genius. Everything you see around us. This house, this company was his life. I will not allow that man -- that nobody, \nto kill my brother twice. So what brings you to Miami? I know people. Oh yeah? Verscace. Versace? You're creative, yes? Of course. I can be submissive. You have no idea. What do you do for work? This and that. What are your greatest attributes? I'm smart, I'm clever. I was thinking more \nalong the lines of how big? You can't do it, can you? Can't what? Stop lying. Andrew Cunanan, 27 years old. He's killed four men. This world has wasted me, and yet this world also made you, \nMr. Versace, into a star. You're not better \nthan me or the same. The only difference is \nthat you got lucky. The Assassination of Gianni Versace premieres\nWednesday January 17th on FX.", metadata={'source': 'xL_qpDkF5A8'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cA-Wh3Tc0

[Document(page_content="all right I'm done oh yeah okay I'm gonna do that right away look how big that guy is ah what's going on guys I am Matthias welcome to ten pointless tech gadgets that may waste your money today I'm joined by Connor he picked out 10 tech items that I'm gonna let you know whether they're tasteful or wasteful guys links down in the description if you do want some of these products if you do want them click the links and it helps out the channel crystal blue powers of 2 BCD and direct binary clock oh my gosh this is like this is like if you're a programmer and you're like the most hips or of all programmers and you're just like I will only tell time with binary code and just takes you like 5 minutes I don't see how it's binary though you see what I'm saying wouldn't binary be either 1 or 2 why is there a lines of for the lights display hour minute and second in binary code okay it's just a format right so this right here like if we click this and says calculate the values of the lit LEDs to derive the time oh yeah it's super fantastic I'll do that right away at the cart crystal blue classic bread we have the crystal blue all right see 10 hours 48 minutes 36 seconds okay so 10 hours how is that 10 hours so this is 1 and a 0 I see I see I can I get you I get you yeah ok so ok so hours and minutes so basically when I turn this on I should technically be able to accurately read the time as a binary nerd okay so this time right now is what it's 1 is that yeah it's 102 and 14 boom what the now we're adding its 102 so now it is do I add these two together so that's one so this 2 plus 3 so it's 5 five oh two right sure guys let me know down the comment you think this product is tasteful or wasteful I must say for me it's wasteful but for you know a binary snob if you guys decide a live Core cardia mobile ECG for Apple and Android devices fda-cleared clinical-grade mobile EKG monitor so what you put your fingers on it and it monitors your pulse all right doesn't your doesn't like your phone already do that I think it's no your Apple watch can do it too but I know a lot of phones can do it too like basically since the flash is so close nearly yeah it'll pick it up so you put your your finger over the lens and the flash at the same time and the flash will shine light and basically when your finger becomes more opaque that's your blood pulsing through what we should do it's a test it's like to see which one's more accurate all right okay so see now we have one that's completely app based see exactly literally exactly what I said you put your finger against the device so I mean this works I don't know how accurate comparatively speaking let's say that does so I mean this one's supposed to be like seriously seriously accurate and card supposed to connect it to your phone and put both of your fingers on it such as this okay so here are the results right so I'm gonna try and figure this out with you it looks like it says normal sinus rhythm unclassified um that was my rhythm that I did normal sinus rhythm okay weird it's say on that we just did 15 well yeah I mean that raises and lowers depending on the situation you know when I'm near you've Connor I'm super calm and relaxed you know dude you just put me at ease man dude hit me in the back do it do it do it do it stop stop your heart is exploding okay take it so I mean if it is able to get results it's hard to tell you know it's hard to tell if this is accurate or not because I mean I'm right next to the phone and it says no signal bad signal it's cutting in and out like I wouldn't recommend this honestly it seemed like I got a better signal from from the app that was free yeah so I said wait equalizer sound activated light up black plastic x plus y like why do they have to see plastic why couldn't they just say black tie maybe because people were getting shook that it was plastic when they bought it know what this plastic do you know anyone that", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'}), Document(page_content="shook that it was plastic when they bought it know what this plastic do you know anyone that would be like heck yeah dude I'm gonna wear a light-up tie to work who's gonna wear that to a rave no raise that high by Studio sorry Add to Cart jeez that is heavy and what this literally is plastic it's literally just hard plastic Marv being hard plastic yeah I don't even know if this would look like a tie you know I'm saying let's try boom alright so cast oh it's actually working you can kind of see it but yeah let's turn the lights up you can kind of see the light on me you look so dead inside deep hey whoa how's it going guys play some music this feels like a real darkness situation it's so dim I'll keep the tie on for now but I have to say this is a wisdom ESCA light UV flashlight blacklight 51 LEDs wow that's a lot ultraviolet ultraviolet isn't that bad for you maybe that just means not visible to you and I oh I'm thinking of no yea UV blocks out harmful UV rays oh no I don't want to dude I don't want to add the cards oh my gosh look at that weird glow it's like a little glow of a lightsaber but let's find out if there are any creepy stains I don't really see much of anything we have a pretty clean office around here well yeah you do and what we were seeing was more just like reflection yeah I don't know what that stuff is it's like some type of like glitter reflection from probably like previous items or something yeah it could be because it looks like this I'm like glitter reflection all of them but to go to the bathroom no going on you can't handle that dude I would never ever be able to go to a hotel again I'm just I'd be much happier ignorant I seriously would I can't okay oh sit down I surprise for you oh you know what shine the light on the desk are you doing dude don't it this better not be biohazard material right now that you're messing with I will you'll and I'll and I'll end you that's crazy look at that isn't that weird oh it's whoa wow that's incredible look at that you these are so real big those are big scorpion oh they stink assume yeah I'm done oh yeah okay I'm gonna do that right away look how big that guy is mm-hmm now my heart is racing dude now get me a heart to measure I think that item is tasteful just be careful with that little scorpion there tasting too before the next product we're gonna do a little Twitter shout out today's Twitter shout-out is Bridget and Bridget ass hashtag hashtag ass Matt have you ever visited Alaska or ever want to know and I don't want to know actually I'm just kidding you really you guys is gonna be like fire like out the gate like that no I do want to go to Alaska I actually want to take a cruise up to Alaska let's not guys if you want your own Twitter shout-out make sure you follow me at Mathias I am and also give me a question using that hashtag next product M bright glow fob precision glow-in-the-dark key chain it's a glow fob hey man don't ever ask about my glow father the idea of this is that that's it it just glows in the dark so you can find your keys in the dark so maybe if you work graveyard shifts or if you like you go early in the morning to go play hockey or something like that it's always dark when you leave you know so I mean this could be very useful for a situation like that me I try to avoid being awake when it's dark just because it's a darkness situation and I avoid that entirely M bright is the brightest glow in the dark material physically achievable that's kind of interesting let's add the car all right oh it's tiny I thought it was way bigger than that all right so it doesn't look like this is glowing at all lights are just barely UV UV rays that might turn it yeah we should keep this yo do this and this is gonna be perfect for any time we have a glow-in-the-dark product check this out dude ready set dude look how bright that is that's intense I say it's pretty cool and I like the titanium so I say I", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'}), Document(page_content="look how bright that is that's intense I say it's pretty cool and I like the titanium so I say I say wait they're tasteful Oh [Music] million-mile light battery three safety light that's powered by motion and throw something 30 lumens not super bright that being said this is like twenty four hundred lumens this light right here ipx4 rated weather and splash splash proof environmentally friendly so this is supposedly supposed to be able to do a mile a million miles a million miles so what does it mean for a million powerful go a million miles you can go a million miles and it'll still light it's not that the light can go a million miles cuz I was like how would you even the world isn't even would that work yeah that being said does light curve with the earth gravity has no effect on light I'm tripping a black hole can curve light though yeah which means light has mattes well light does have light does I'm trippin hold on it would seem that photons would be matter whereas waves wouldn't it turns out that both theories light isn't matter if photon is not matter because it has no mass but black holes can curve light they can they can absorb everything it's the absence of matter guys kind of look down on the comments below oh no down accounts below work it out figure it out figure it out Add to Cart are you ready yeah okay fine there Oh [Music] battery free safety light for runners it's powered by motion and engineered to never give up but that's not ever gonna like light up it's not ever gonna like mom maybe it does but not like really bright cuz like the amount of motion that you have it may be enough to like barely make that visible you know I mean I mean it's still it still has even if that's the case it still got a variety of other uses you know I mean like say you take this when you get lost you don't have power but you get lost you know you could just be like signaling up above if if the lights intense enough yes you might get a little tired it's still you know it's still pretty cool you know it still has a lot of practical uses besides just running so for that I'm gonna say it's tasteful yeah definitely very useful I think that's really I think that's really cool logitech washable keyboard k310 for Windows PCs ooh washable keyboard this is like perfect for you Connor I'm gonna just spill all of your keywords you guys bad all over them easy to clean and dry it with hand wash safe design suite ultra durable built to take washing and pounding alright let's test the dude Add to Cart Wow alright let's let's watch this keyboard dude let's clean it off wash it very mechanical yeah not great but obviously the purpose is to washes cool yeah let's let's dismiss it up with a dude alright so this does say in the instructions that you have to wait 24 hours before using it no yeah after you get a wet after you get away but what an accident you do that well my keyboard phone pull party dude both ends I'm gonna do is dry it a little bit just a little bit here actually I'm wearing sorry I don't want to get on the car no you're fine plug it in and test it out yeah plug it in so here's the thing we want to make sure this thing was shut I'm gonna plug this into the computer I'm nervous to understand sweet it's detected it it detected it now let's see you told me two times one time so yeah I say this is I see this is a tasteful Hexbug BattleBots arena to push activated pulverizing hammers oh I see on the side that's kind of cool there's like activated hammers there oh so if you push the other guy you can press the hammer oh yeah so Brian and I had tried them out before really yeah we've tried him out on this channel and I'm pretty sure I was like something or at least either I thought it or I said it something like I wish there was an arena so that you know it was more fun you actually seen a real battle box oh they're they're incredible it's like legit chainsaws in like oh yeah it's so cool", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'}), Document(page_content="battle box oh they're they're incredible it's like legit chainsaws in like oh yeah it's so cool crazy I know but I would never do it just because I'm like once I built this thing and then just gets destroyed yeah you know like that's life man everything everything gets destroyed eventually just like every time cars mom shaves back it grows back dude so three and a half stars not bad not bad Connor do you think you're able to defeat me in a one-on-one b1 battle bot over lunch if I win okay but I brought my lunch today okay Add to Cart boom look at those sweet bad boys I think we haven't we tried those exact ones before so this one's the slicer this one's the Dicer I'm taking this guy okay that's fine you can have the purple one for Tina do you go and push you into a corner oh yeah yeah best out of three sure okay so I'll start over here then yeah you start over there I'll start over there for this ready three two one go [Music] wait wait wait go right - stall out where's my stall that's right wait back up back up yeah Rhea Rhea taxes oh crap I got a I got a rear-end you good dude I can't believe you actually flipped me three two one go what are you off the bumper wait wait come on bro here we go yes [Music] [Music] [Laughter] on steak good game good game so what do you think dude yeah that's fun for sure [Music] universal law enforcement reverse peephole viewer reverse people wait some type of Purdue hey Matt can I have it when you're done view real-time activity behind the door that has a peephole oh that's so creepy that this tech exists that's so creepy provides a clear discrete view into the room through a doors peephole effective on all major brands like I feel like this kind of thing shouldn't be accessible to the public maybe I'm just being crazy goodbye works better than I expected exactly as advertised crystal clear viewing perfect for any investigator Add to Cart dude let's be a perv you can carry in your pocket no will no you're a pervert a pervert oh my gosh dude this is like intense zoom check this out nothing happened dude let's get a fake door up in here and let's see if it works okay so here's the challenge all right you're right here okay you're on this side okay alright now this should allow you to see me okay yes because it's a normal people facing this way so look through it tell me how many fingers I'm holding up one you give me a thumbs up yeah I did now if I looking through here literally it's nothing I can't see anything well you're putting your head there anyways I don't even see the light honestly so let's see if this does anything right I'm gonna try it and did you block it no not at all I rejoice it's not working there's it the door I was looking through and still doesn't work thank you dearly what'd you say I don't know that it really works it's so so narrow so even even this room doesn't even work that great which is I'm kind of happy about yeah I mean I'm glad that it doesn't work great so I'm gonna I'm gonna give it a wasteful but I'm sad that it still works a little see that video right there those cups are edible cups that you can actually drink out of eat out of and then eat it's crazy you got to find out for yourself how good they taste high five", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAkEd8r7Nnw

[Document(page_content='Hello, I\'m Gav. I\'m Dan. We\'re the slow-mo guys. I\'m cringing slightly because Dan has a Katana sword at my throat level. I actually use this to shave. Even just joking about that makes me cringe,\nCome on. because I know how\nimmensely sharp that is. You can see it. You can see the point just\ndisappear into nothingness. Yeah. We\'re gonna slice up some water bottles. You always see those compilations of very satisfying things, especially in GIF form. And one of them is just\nslicing through bottles with a Katana. Yeah I mean I\'m sure this is sharp enough, but it depends on my skill, whether I can actually get\nall through those bottles. How would you rate your\nskills as a swordsman? Not the best. I mean you don\'t really\nlearn it in the army. I guess, unless you\'re, I don\'t know, in the cavalry or an officer or something. Yeah, and use your Katana sword, hop on the horse. Yeah yeah, off you go. All right let\'s get to the\nslicing and the dicing. Filming this on the Phantom Flex4K, thousand frames a second, I\'ve got a long trigger\ncable so I can be over there, just in case Dan lets go of the sword, or it\'s cheap and it just\nflies straight out of the hill. Who knows. Do you want goggles or anything? What, in case I get a\nsword in the eye somehow? Oh I don\'t know. Whoopsie. Just looking out for you B. Cheers B. All right. How many do you think I\'ll get through with my first swing? Because I\'ve never done this before. I think you\'ll go like and get like six. Yeah?\nYeah. Ready?\nYeah. You\'re absolutely right. I got through like four and messed it up. I\'m so bad at this. I just saw water go all over the Phantom. Oh no. Probably should move it back a bit. Yeah. Your face. I\'m just concentrating too much. It got deflected so perfectly, that it just caught this one bottle here, right on the lid, and like, made a little leaky hole. You couldn\'t have done that if you tried. Imagine that, "Open this bottle for me," Za! Thank you. All right, we\'re reducing the amount to a measly 10. Measly 10. It\'s not the blades fault, because it\'s just going\nstraight through them. You saw on that last shot.\nI think what\'s happening is, as your blade hits at this angle, it just drives that angle. Like, whatever slight angle you have is like amplified when you go through. It has to be pitch perfect on where it hits and how it hits to go through all of them. Yeah. If I\'m even slightly off on the angle, it\'s just gone. It\'s very difficult. Flipping heck. Goodness me. Got no idea how many I got through there. I think it was about seven. Seven? That\'s my record so far. That\'s not bad. Cheers. Ready to go B. Ready to go. Right, I\'m gonna hold\nthe sword at a slightly, like, downwards angle, so that hopefully when I swing, it\'s gonna just stay level\nas opposed to going up. All right B. Okay?\nYeah. You ready?\nYeah. This feels weird,\nholding it like that but, here we go. Way better. Way better. I think you\'ve found your calling there. Flip! It went through like butter. They\'re all like very similar height too. Look, this just popped off. There was water held in there. Did you see that? So wait. It was just holding water\nand it just went "oof". So wait, you chopped that,\nand it fell and landed with water inside?\nWith water in it, yeah. How did you get such a perfect seal? I didn\'t even realize it had water in it because I picked it up\nand I was just like, "Whoa!" So you angled it slightly down. Yeah, I angled it down. It just doesn\'t fit naturally in the hands. It sort of fits slightly wrong. Oh my Lord! Every bottle still has water in the top. That was perfect. I didn\'t knock anything at all. It just went straight through. Some of the bottles barely noticed, look. This one landed with water inside it. It looks like the bottle\'s\nbeen somehow trapped in the table. It\'s like Willy Wonka\'s bottle. It\'s been like, X-Men-ed into the table. Before we move onto colored ones Daniel. Yeah. Now that you\'ve discovered', metadata={'source': 'bAkEd8r7Nnw'}), Document(page_content='your true sorting method. My calling in life. Why don\'t we just put the\nrest of the bottles up, and see how many you\ncan get through, yeah? Okay, so last time it was 10, and this time I\'m gonna\ncover the entire table and see what happens. And pretty much to see if it\'s a fluke. 16, there\'s an extra six. Little bit more pressure. I\'ve also switched the camera now to 4K, because I just wanna see the\nlovely resolution on this one. Be a little bit faster, but, oh the pixels. No pressure then. No pressure. Where do I even aim? Oh God, where do I aim? It\'s just too much. Looks like it went up again. Yeah. It looks like you got one more than last time. Oh I did, yeah. It was just a fluke maybe. It was a fluke. God. Ah. What? Come over here. What is it? So I think I know what happened here. You can see where you went wrong. Go on. Oh no! I hit the table.\nYou took a chunk of the table out. I was like, "I\'m sure\nthat would work again." It\'s because right, go back, rewind it. This is the problem. I was looking at that, the last bottle, because I was like, "Well, that\'s where I\'ve got to swing to." It was just too many to concentrate on. To be fair, the fact\nthat you hit the table and then hit 11 bottles, that\'s impressive to me. I feel like the technique\ndefinitely worked though. Yeah. It\'s just, I hit the table first. Yeah. Oh man. Where\'s this bit of missing table. Whoa! I just sliced it clean off. Look at it.\nThat\'s our favorite table Dan. No, the janky table has The jankiest table.\ntaken a hit. Should we try and glue\nit back together again? Well, if we can find the little... chunk. Oh. Where\'d it damn go? Here it is. Oh yeah. Let\'s get that back. Oh. There we go. I can\'t believe I hit the table first. What a mug. Okay, the colors are ready. Yeah. Better prepare for a\nsticky mess on this one. Oh yeah. We\'ll do it twice, I\'ll go wide and tight. Slower on the closeup. Okay.\nYeah. Yeah. Whoa. What a colorful, sticky, fizzy mess. Oh, I just put this lens on too. Oh no, has it got caked. Caked, the house is caked. Oh, the house is covered in red juice. Definitely went up again then? How can you tell? No idea. I wanted to just leave them\ncompletely where they were, but, because of the pop they\nkind of bang and explode. Yeah. So they just go everywhere. We\'ll get a closer up on now. Yeah. Yes, nailed it. Nailed it. Felt so much better. Whoa! Oh! Sorry B. Damn it. Oh! Geez! That\'s how you get ants. Every video that goes by, the resale value of this place goes down. It\'s horrendous. It\'s like tainting a place. You always know the guy\nthat just taints it. It\'s cool how the empty space clouds up, as they are breached. It\'s amazing how much brighter\nit gets after the hit. Like, this is quite a dark image. Yeah. You can see on the histogram, as soon as it starts happening, all the light goes up. Oh wow, yeah. That\'s how many brighter pixels there are. That\'s cool. Is it because the water\'s\nreflecting the light? Is that what\'s going on? What it is, is that the fizz is just making the liquid\nwhiter than it was before. Oh. And also, you\'ve got the sun glistening through it once in the air. My little pan there. Yeah, nice, strong. Very strong. I figured most of the action\nwas gonna go to the right, so, I\'ll wait for you to be done, and then go, "Whoop." Did you make the noise as well? I may have done. Can\'t believe I actually managed to get through all those bottles, and it was so much easier\nwhen I angled it right. It just went through all of them, it just felt like butter, it was nothing. My favorite shot is just the\nshard of table flying away. All right, I messed that one up, yeah. It was just too hard,\ntoo many bottles there. Very satisfying footage. Very satisfying.\nVery cool. I can see that perfect one', metadata={'source': 'bAkEd8r7Nnw'}), Document(page_content='Very cool. I can see that perfect one\nbeing turned into a GIF of just like, "Oh it\'s nice to look at, and I don\'t know why." Yeah. And then someone\'s gonna end it just before it goes through the last one. Unsatisfying. Yeah, that\'ll be so annoying. Hopefully you enjoyed that video. Feel free to follow us on twitter. You can subscribe to this channel. We also have a second channel. We do. BTS and all that. And we will hopefully see\nyou in the next video, because this is what\nwe do on this channel. We continually make slow-mo videos until the end of time. Which, for our videos,\nWhich, for these cameras, is really far away.\nIs forever. Yeah.', metadata={'source': 'bAkEd8r7Nnw'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJykKOuank

[Document(page_content="hello and welcome to my kitchen at home now a while back I gave you my recipe for my favorite shortcrust pastry and I promised you some more ways of using it I already gave you my salted caramel banana cream pie which is delicious but today I'm going to show you how to make these really cute little mini Nutella pies now these local pies of brilliant treats and if you've been making any of my recipes recently there's a good chance you've got everything you need already prepared which is just pastry cookie dough and Nutella now the first thing to do is to prepare the filling and this couldn't be simpler because it is literally just not hello but there is something you need to do to it first and that is to freeze it because you can't put the tarnish straight into a pie and bake it but I find it goes a little bit dry when you do that so I'm going to freeze it first so I've got a piping bag here with a round nozzle a small round Northam and a load up in this head now it's important when you're piping not to let it spread too much because these are going to be the fillings for very very tiny pies and if it's too wide you're going to struggle to get it into your pastry place so I have a little tray here with some grease proof paper in it already and I'm going to pipe little tall round balls rather than like flat smashing wound now because Nutella is pretty sticky stuff you might find it's quite difficult to detach yourself from your little blob but just be very gentle so you're not pushing the blob out too wide and once you put all your little Nutella blobs but they need to go into the freezer while you get on with the next bit at least half an hour the one - head of blobs are chilling out in the freezer I'm gonna make my cookie dough and this is just my regular cookie dough recipe but I'm gonna make a half batch so starting with the dry ingredients I've got some plain flour here and in a mix it together with salt and bicarbonate of soda I'm just going to be about a whisk just to combine it quite as well and then to one side and later and now I'm going to beat my butter with my two sugars I've got caster sugar and light brown sugar and I'm just gonna beat them together briefly for like a minute I'll do so next it's to add the egg in the vanilla and I'm going to put in half an egg because this is a half a batch and a lot of you get freaked out about bath eggs but really easy just where your egg with your electric scales which by now I hope you've got and remove half of the weight of your egg basically I'm gonna add about a teaspoon of good quality vanilla extract I've give it a little stir and then that all goes in just beat that really briefly and now I'm just going to have my dry ingredients just folding them in briefly just till it all comes together and when it does it's time to add chocolate chips and I've got 75 grams of milk chocolate chips which I've cut up really nice and fine when that's ready or Wackerman and after just the briefest of bowls it's ready and I'm probably not going to use all of this cookie dough but as I've said before there is no bad thing about having leftover cookie dough because you can just whack it in the freezer and use it another time and I am going to roll ten gram balls of this cookie dough dough and get it ready for the final bit so I'm just gonna pick bits off I've got my measuring scales here and 10 grams is the good thing about this recipe is because all this stuff can be kept for a later date you don't have to make the full capacity you can just make like a few if you want for a little treat or you can make all of them for a party [Music] all right all my little cookie dough balls ready to go I'm just going to put them into the fridge to chill out for a minute I'll wrap my leftover cookie dough and put it in the freezer for in a cookie emergency and then I'll get on with making my pastry cases now it's time to make the pastry cases now I've", metadata={'source': 'OlJykKOuank'}), Document(page_content="and then I'll get on with making my pastry cases now it's time to make the pastry cases now I've already given you my recipe for shortcrust pastry and you can click on the link for that and I have actually cut my pastry amount in half so this is half a batch of that recipe and I've squashed it in two inches of a flat round disk so that it's easier for me to roll it so starting with a light coating of flour on my surface and I'm also going to dust my rolling pin as well so that doesn't stick I'm gonna roll this round of pastry out until it's about two millimeters thick which is quite thin but because these are really small Nutella pies you don't want most of it to be pastry and you want to have some room for the filling right about right now it's time to chomp out some circles and I'm using a round cookie cutter and I've got a mini cupcake pan here already pre-greased and you want your circle to be quite a bit bigger than the actual pan hole itself because it needs to come up the side of the pastry and it needs to be a little bit proud of the surface of the tin so I'm going to start by chomping up my circles all chopped out it's now time to line the tin and you need to kind of very gently ease them into the holes they're going to crease up and crinkle a little bit but you can smooth those out as you go now one of the reasons we're kind of making sure that the walls of the pastry cases are a little bit higher than the tin itself is because we're not going to blind bake these because they're so small that would be the biggest fiddle of all time so they might shrink back a little bit and this way it gives you a little bit of leeway and now with all my pastry and I'm just going to give the bottoms a quick prick with my fork now with all my bits and pieces ready it's time to assemble these little and Nutella pies so to start with I'm going to fill my little pastry cases with my frozen blobs of Nutella now if any of you are not set up blocks have kind of spread out like this one has just leave those alone because you don't want to have to force them into your pastry places and lastly we just need to top them with our little cookie dough balls and pushing these down a tiny bit but not completely because they will spread when they bake and I don't want them to run over the edge of the pastry case and that's it now I just need to bake these at 180 degrees C for 12 minutes [Music] all right they're cooled down although I must admit they are also really delicious when they're slightly warm so you can worn these up in the microwave for a couple of seconds if you want that I'm going to just try them at room temperature now now normally I wouldn't fill an entire pie with Nutella because super-sweet right but because these are so little it's just enough so they're sweet the shortcrust pastry isn't too sweet so that balances out really nicely I'm cooking on top is delicious oh you should definitely give these a go and if you don't have everything ready to go like I said before and if you can't an emergency situation go buy some shortcrust pastry from the supermarket buy some cookie dough from supermarket buy a jar of Nutella and you've got yourself a really super quick sweet treat but I'd always recommend that you make everything from scratch very much more delicious and way more satisfying well thanks so much for watching and I hope you've enjoyed this and if you like this video and you like the pastry a lot then do check out my salted caramel banana tart recipe because that is really nice there's a link to that on the screen right now you can also subscribe and make sure you don't miss any of my operates by clicking them a little bell down below I'll be back next week so in the meantime I hope you made these and let me know on Instagram by hashtagging cut picture", metadata={'source': 'OlJykKOuank'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmkf4zYlW4E

[Document(page_content="hey everyone this is danny kaye dance music video to his song runners featuring da Frampton directed by Christopher yang hope you guys enjoy dad you see my paycheck I don't know the Mail's up there huh you missed ondrea's parent-teacher conference by the way it was yesterday it's kind of important to her that you go bring me another beer what are you doing I've got that thing this weekend I'm going on a town in New York you didn't say anything about going to New York she's 10 years old how old she is she's my kid you know what I can get through with this [\xa0__\xa0] that you're pulling but she's 10 she needs a dad but what comes after New York what are you gonna move there I don't know I'm still going to work I'm paying the bills you want for me to be a dad what about you what am I gonna do in New York I have everything here I have my job I have my friend just go go to war right now I can't stay with you yeah I don't want to have a conversation you're the one that's walking away you're embarrassing yourself [Music] yep she said of a god run in with so right I was never present when she called me on those nights I would always regret when we wrap it in those fights healing someone laughter almost nothing there's no life for the child life in what you gon do expect relations the demoscene unknown [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] here's easy time believing it so much scary and it's often a soul crush but varies in each sleeve but follow me closely pillage your votes fitter than most of us don't see me since when I'm so fat without a clear direction a purpose imperfections they Serbia is it all worth it everything we're unearthing that leaves house with feelings of unknowns and burdens and I heard the voice the most peers around me they speak without it and going about anything that's been hounding me every day let the city that we seek is where we have the blame all I ever wanted was everything every moment I wasn't wanted everything but having it wasn't never but never wanted everything led at every moment I'm also instead of anything I ran away from a knowledge so easy [Music] [Music] come back I wanna do it right but how long that takes it now I sleep at night his way to beyond me cuz I will end up wandering the fact that mine I found what I'm looking for words don't think it's haunting as we wanting it even more and most nights in a while who I do it for but some nights at Asus train sounds and faces towns that escape me and far off a place and I love it she is this reason why I'm in fond of it with every lesson that I've learned there will be nothing great minds have inspired made me I was started as lately but they believe what I got is make me accept this thing is coming because you each press I take a new one attract lots I am to you I owe it to this masseur the truth the watch group mercy I watch the show [Music] [Music] right but how long that tasted that my sleep at night his way to become because I'm a little wandering all right hope you guys enjoyed that video it was a lot of fun to watch and a lot of fun to see you guys work on it it's been a little while since we've done a Wong who presents but in case people aren't familiar every so often we like to feature work by our friends that are done outside of Wong Fu Productions like our normal crew and normal slate of projects and Chris did this on the side with Dan and I'm just really proud of both you guys for doing this and we get we just wanted to share it with the Wong flan it's because we felt that they would enjoy it so Dan why don't you tell us a little bit about the song you know what the inspiration was for it and what you hope people can get from it yeah the the biggest thing though is I am so thankful to Chris from the team and to everybody for taking their time because obviously putting together these shoots it's not easy it's not like a quick process and so one like we've been", metadata={'source': 'Mmkf4zYlW4E'}), Document(page_content="together these shoots it's not easy it's not like a quick process and so one like we've been doing this for a little while and I'm just really really thankful that it's out there so the song is basically and the music video is basically about this idea of stability versus freedom it's something that I think that a lot of us are kind of thinking about whether you're in college whether you're out of college and the song and the lyrics is all about this idea of trying to come to a conclusion of what do I want to get out of life and then realizing at the end of it that there's no way to really take control over that it's about giving up control to whatever might happen it's just understanding that you can't control everything and so that's ultimately what the song is about yeah the lyrics are very fast so be sure to read them well put the links in the description below yeah you you got very fast deer was amazing - how did that come about that god yeah Gia's amazing Dee has been in some other videos you guys have already done so like when she's a great actress yeah but the way that we originally got to know where is through music and she's always been one of my favorite singer songwriters and luckily I was able to meet her through the community and she agreed to come on to the song also big shout out to Tyler Carroll as well as Travis Atreyu who were the ones that write and produce the track - yeah and so it kind of just all came together really organically immunity so Chris why don't you take us a little bit through you know just how did it all come about first or like why did you want to do this I guess I wanted to do it because it was it was different from something I'm used to doing and Benson who's the producer on this music video we both worked on a concept to translate this whole dichotomy between stability and freedom and trying to make it a relatable experience for like young young adults yeah I realized actually that maybe a lot of people haven't even seen you before but in case you guys didn't know Chris is a huge part of the Wong foo team he's an editor and also cinematographer here at one four productions he edits like basically half of all the lunch breaks that you see on the second channel and then with a lot of our recent projects he's the one behind the camera so it was really cool to see you kind of step outside of that role and and take on the directing seats so what was we're there were some of the challenges maybe that you felt because I mean it is a little different than that role right I'd say like the challenges was like being resourceful and working on a very tight schedule and like trying to shoot and convey as much as possible and in like a very set very tight schedule I think that was probably the biggest challenge and all obviously like working with Dan was yeah yeah but it was cool because I've seen Chris behind the scenes too and again more of the editing or the the Samet ography where he's a little bit he's in the zone on that so it was really cool watching Chris and then Benson also be more in control of the shoot and be more in a director old kind of mode and so Dan I guess um you know just to close things out where can they find this song and more of your music yeah again I'm just incredibly thankful this is able to be the kickoff for everything and so the album is officially out now it's called escape from LA it's got that song along with seven other tracks on it it's streaming now on everything so Apple the Spotify is the whatever else having capabilities and you can find it just look up Danny Kayden on what ever dan AKA dan what do you have against la man why are you trying to get out of here no it's actually it's a very positive commentary about la okay and there's a lot of good things about a life yeah there's a lot of great thing but there's also a lot of things that I think hold this bag and it's about trying to just get out of that net la", metadata={'source': 'Mmkf4zYlW4E'}), Document(page_content="a lot of things that I think hold this bag and it's about trying to just get out of that net la mentality to enjoy LA all right well congratulations man always been a big supporter of your art and also your support for us and the community as a whole dan is he so he's an artist and a musician rapper but he's also a huge piece to a lot of people's work that you might already be fans of in the Asian American art and entertainment community so thanks Dan congratulations Chris be sure to follow Dan links below listen to more of his music and we'll see you on the next one who presents later", metadata={'source': 'Mmkf4zYlW4E'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6xwB8Kkce0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYOdWRo0JY

[Document(page_content='Earlier this week, I saw\nthis video on YouTube it came up in my recommended\nsection of this guy taking his iPhone to Walmart and\nthere\'s this machine there that will buy your phone in\nany condition, you just have to answer a few questions,\nand it looked like this: - [Machine] Tap the type of device. Your device. So it got me thinking, how much would they give me for an iPhone X? Here\'s the plan right now,\nso we\'re going to pick up this iPhone hopefully we actually get it and it\'s not a scam, I\nmean less than retail after just 10 days, it\ndoesn\'t make total sense. Once we get the phone we\'re\ngonna drive all the way to Compton where there\'s\na special Walmart there, I kid you not, they have\nthe eco-ATM machines. Hopefully we\'ll get some\nmoney for this iPhone X. Maybe $900, maybe more? Dude, the people on Craigslist,\nthey all wanted like $1,300, $1,500 for the phone,\nlike the fact that I could be maybe be getting this phone\nfor $900, it\'s a steal. Is the bank open yet? - [Rob] We\'re caged in. Is this some GTA stuff\nwe gotta pull here man? (mimicking car sounds) Gotta get this guy some money. We got the funds. Let\'s hope this guy\'s\nlegit, it would really suck to drive all the way out\nhere just to have to go right back home, and\nit\'s such a good deal, like my mom always said, "If\nit\'s too good to be true, "it\'s probably too good to be true." I\'m proving that one wrong today. Mariachi band dude. Better pop a U-ey. iPhone X for a song, sounds good with me. (mariachi music) So we\'re like two minutes\naway right now, I\'m excited. Doing this at a 7/11, that\'s a first. Alright I\'m meeting the guy\nhere, he says which car, \'I\'m in orange, ya can\'t miss me.\' That\'s probably the truest\nstatement of this entire video. If I have to go walk\nin someone\'s car, Rob, you gotta get out with me dude. Got cash, my SIM card,\nSIM tool, phone, let\'s go. No, no, I\'m, no, this is\nsketchy, this is sketchy. "I\'ll be in a black BMW,\nwon\'t have my phone. "I\'ll park right outside." Dawg, why won\'t you have your phone? Scared. (organ chimes) Yo, we got that heat, we got\nthe heat, it was all legit. $900, That was the best\n$900 I\'ve ever spent. The phone\'s like 10 days\nold, let\'s go to Compton. (rapping lyrics) ("Be Humble" by Kendrick Lamar) We got a drive ahead of us. (hip hop music) Do you guys know your windshield, do you guys know the back\nwindshield is cracked? We got the windshield wipers still goin\'. They\'re filming us.\n(laughs) What\'s good, subscribe,\nturn notifications on! (laughing) What\'s good, hey! So we\'re about 15 minutes\naway from the place, we\'ve made some friends on the\nhighway, a bunch of you guys have been taking pictures of\nus, I\'m hoping the machine is open when we get there,\nthat would really suck if it\'s out of order, but\nwe\'re almost in Compton. - [Rob] It was never about the phone. Dude it was never about\nthe phone, you know this. It\'s just about the dance moves dude. We finally made it to Walmart,\nI got my iPhone X right here, the machine\'s apparently inside,\nlet\'s go sell this thing. I didn\'t do it, I\'ve never been able to click my heels, one day. So we\'re inside Walmart right now, and here is the legendary machine. Eco-ATM, instant cash for\nPhones, that\'s what I\'m about. So before we try this out with\nthe real iPhone X right here, I got a fake iPhone X, I\'m\nnot gonna go through with it, but I wanna see if the machine can recognize that this is a fake. Let\'s check this out. Alright, touch to begin, sell\nyour device, safety first. Okay, I need a photo ID, they\'re\ngoing the whole nine here. They\'re asking for my finger\nprint, my driver\'s license, Hi there.\n- [Eco] Hi there. I\'m Eco. - [Keaton] Hi Eco.\n- [Eco] Here are a few things to check before we start. - [Keaton] Okay. - [Eco] First, turn on your device and make sure you keep it unlocked. This is the fake iPhone\nX, like those settings are not on the iPhone by fault. Alright, I\'m all set.', metadata={'source': 'ItYOdWRo0JY'}), Document(page_content="X, like those settings are not on the iPhone by fault. Alright, I'm all set.\n- [Eco] Just tap when ready. Okay, I'm ready. - [Eco] Please tap the type\nof device you'd like to sell. - [Keaton] Apple iPhone. - [Eco] Tap the carrier\nthat your device was with. Unlocked, we're gonna say it's an unlocked phone.\n- [Eco] Please tell me- I would say it's pretty good, you know what, this thing's flawless. This thing is brand new, it's flawless. You'll see this video on\nFriday, the real vs. fake. - [Eco] Tap the cable type\nthat connects to your device. - [Keaton] Lightning.\n- [Eco] Now let's get your device ready for your ecoAppraisal, - [Keaton] Peeled of stickers, we're good. - [Eco] by removing any cases or stickers. I'm printing out a label\nthat will help me keep track of your device.\n- [Keaton] What? - [Eco] Please place it on\nthe back of your device. Yo, you put this label on the back of your phone so it can track it. There we go, nice snug fit. Ayyy, like a glove. - [Eco] Tell me about your\ndevice so I know what to do next. - [Keaton] It works! - [Eco] Next, I'll connect\nyour device to evaluate its electronics and condition. I wanna see how much it says\nthis fake phone is worth. - [Eco] I'm opening my drawer, where I'll do\nOh my God, look! Look at this!\n- [Eco] your full appraisal. What? - [Eco] Now, unlock your screen. It says it's charging. Oh my God, alright, whoa, that was, - [Eco] Hang on.\nEasy does it girl. Easy does it, girl, I'm\njust gonna, alright. Why is this harder than I feel? Okay, perfect, perfect.\n- [Eco] Great work. This is a pretty easy process\nso far, too bad we gotta do this a second time, this is the fake one. - [Eco] And we're off. I wanna see what it says\nabout this fake phone. This thing's running Android,\nand if we wanna cop out, 'Return my Device,' we\ncan hit the bail switch. Who owns this machine, I wanna know. Rob, how much do you think\nit's gonna give us, like $500? - [Rob] Maybe it'll give you $1000? Yeah, $200, that's what I'm thinking, they're saying $200, I'm saying (laughs). Look at this, it's saying Galaxy\nS7, not even the iPhone X. Alright, I put a fake one in there first. - [Eco] Are you sure you want to quit? Yes. - [Eco] Don't forget to grab your device. It says it's a Galaxy S7. I guess that's what the clone is saying. (buzzer) So on the fake iPhone X,\nit actually thinks it's a Galaxy S7 Edge, that's interesting. Now, we got the real iPhone X right here. We're gonna fire this thing up, we're actually gonna sell this one. I'm scared, please give me a good deal. If I turn it on, it looks\nlike it's an Apple iPhone X and the control center works on this one, on the fake one it doesn't work, make sure you check out\nthe video on Friday. Sell, you can even do an\nestimate, that's cool. The guy who sold it to\nme said it was unlocked. But I think it's Verizon. Alright, I'm gonna say it's unlocked. I'm gonna say it's flawless,\nthis thing's brand freakin new. - [Eco] Tap the cable type\nthat connects to your device. I'm printing out a label.\nGot another label, ayyy! This is the last and only\nthing that's gonna be on this phone, no case,\nit never even was dropped, didn't even see a life. I'm gonna miss you, iPhone\nX, brand new iPhone X. Goodbye sweet child. Whoa whoa whoa, check\nthis out, check this out. It says, 'Trust this computer?' I'm gonna say 'Don't trust'\nthis computer, that's whack, is it tryin' to get your data, maybe. I need to hit 'Trust this computer,' Alright, let's pull this out. Bam, now we gotta trust\nit or it won't sell. Nice Job, love compliments, wooo! Goodbye iPhone X. - [Eco] You can still get your device back It was nice seeing you.\n- [Eco] if you change your mind later.\nI'm not changing my mind later, don't\neven give me that option. Whoa, did you see how fast it's going? - [Eco] 1/3 of Android phone users don't use a lockscreen passcode. - [Keaton] No, I don't\nwant your bonus questions, unless you're gonna give me", metadata={'source': 'ItYOdWRo0JY'}), Document(page_content='want your bonus questions, unless you\'re gonna give me\nmore money for the questions, I don\'t want them. I like\'em, I like the\nquestions now, that\'s good. If you\'d asked me, "Have\nyou ever done that before?" I\'d answer honestly ... no. This machine is so loud. Hey, what\'s good man. - [Man] Hey, can I get a picture? Yeah man, what\'s up. I\'m selling the iPhone X right now. There you go guys, you\'re everywhere, Techsmartt Army is everywhere man. What\'s your name?\nAnthony. Nice to meet you Anthony, I\'ll see you. I\'m hoping for $400, vote\nup in the icard right now how much you think I\'m gonna\nget, $100, $200, $300, or $400. I\'m hoping $400. - [Eco] I can\'t offer\nyou cash for your device, but if you want I\'m still happy to recycle it for you responsibly. - [Keaton] Okay so, it\ndoesn\'t think it\'s a Galaxy, wait, what? Does it think it\'s an Alcatel\nOne Touch, wait, really? It\'s just telling me to\nrecycle my phone now, they\'re not even willing to give me cash. So like, what do we do, do I recycle it, and be a good person or\ndo I take that thing back, take that thing right on home. I\'m gonna hit \'Return my Device.\' - [Eco] Are you sure you want to quit? No I\'m not. I\'m gonna hit \'Recycle it.\' I just hit recycle it.\n- [Eco] Awesome, everybody wins when you\ndecide to help the planet and keep your devices out of a landfill. Everybody wins there guys. - [Eco] Now I check your photo\nID to make sure you\'re 18 or older and to verify\n(laughs) You need my ID? Oh wait, I can still say change my mind. It needs my ID, to make a donation. You shouldn\'t need an ID to recycle, guys. I\'m gonna give it my ID.\nlike, yes I\'m gonna give it my information, right\nhere, we got the ID son. - [Eco] Thank you, I\'m\nchecking your ID now. This won\'t take long. To finish your identity check, Now it wants a photo.\n(camera clicks) - [Eco] Looking good.\nThere we go, that was sexy. - [Eco] Now we just need\nto finalize a few things, and you\'ll be all set. - [Keaton] Can I still pull\nmy phone back from here? I\'m guessing that I can\'t. There we go, of course we can. - [Eco] Review the eco-ATM terms and conditions, and privacy policy. If you have any more devices\nto sell, we can do that now. We can pull it back, we can pull it back. Do we pull it back? We\'re too deep, we\'re too deep, no thanks. - [Eco] This is your last chance. It even wants me to\npull the iPhone X back. I\'m just upset we didn\'t get any money. There we go, How likely am I to recommend this service? Extremely likely, it was delightful. It\'s restarting, it can\'t\nhandle the iPhone X. Nice to meet you Matthew. Alright, there we go, I\njust recycled my iPhone X at a Walmart.\n- [Rob] How do you feel? Awful, oh wait, wait. Yo, yo, yo, there\'s a\nsecret slot, accessory bin. But you don\'t get any money for it. I shoulda just put the iPhone\nX in there at the start. Not gonna lie, I\'m pretty\nupset that the machine didn\'t give us anything for our iPhone X, my guess is it\'s cause the phone is so new it just hasn\'t been\nupdated in the machine. Let me know in the comments if you guys are more shocked than I am. Make sure you get subscribed\nwith notifications on so you guys don\'t miss\nanother video and follow us on our Instagram story because\nit\'s poppin\' over there, you\'ll see the whole behind the scenes. I\'ll see you guys in the next Walmart. Peace.', metadata={'source': 'ItYOdWRo0JY'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5530I_pYjbo

[Document(page_content='Give me your paw The other one. One more time. The other one. Good boy. Hey guys. So I get a lot of questions about\nhow I train my cats for my videos. Actually, the secret is I only taught them a paw trick and the rest are just something I made them get used to so I didn’t really train them. But I will explain those too\nif you want to try some of these with your cats. So, here’s how I taught them a paw trick. It’s nothing complicated. I just did this every time I fed them. First, grab their paw\nand let them get used to me doing that. Then, once they get used to it,\nthey will lift up their paw at some point. Grab it and feed them immediately. If you have more than two cats, having one watch the other one do it\nseems to help him understand what’s going on. Poki, can I have this paw? Thank you. Can I have the other one, too? Thank you. Poki! Give me your paw. Thank you. Can I have the other one? Yes! Give paw Thank you Can I have the other one? Yes Good boy. Cats are really curious, and especially living inside the house they don\'t have much entertainment aside from\nwhat you give them. So anything new in the house is exciting and\ninteresting for them and they just want to smell it and engage with it. So if you engage your kitties with your cooking\nby letting them smell the ingredients then it\'s entertaining for them to watch what\'s going on. Once they memorize the ingredient, they either lose interest... ...or go crazy for it. Since my cats like watching outside, we got them a cage so they could go outside safely. Over time they got comfortable and started\ntrying to explore outside their cage, so then I started taking them out for walks. They were kind of nervous first,\nbut they eventually got used to it. There\'s a doggie. There\'s a doggie coming! You okay? You\'re not scared? Bye bye "Excuse me."\nNot a problem. I guess you\'re not really scared of doggies, huh? Haku, what are you doing? Aghhh, come on! Who do you think is gonna clean your body?! *sigh* What\'s up? Is that cat nip or something? *cat sneezes* Of course you have to sneeze! *more cat sneezes* You okay buddy? When Kohaku got used to that,\nI put him in the basket of my bike. He\'s pretty laid back for a cat so he didn\'t mind and now he enjoys being in the basket\nand going for bike rides with me. Of course all cats have different personalities and some may not ever be comfortable going outside. Our cat Poki gets really stressed out by car rides\nso I don\'t take him with me. Some cats also startle easily and may run off\nif they suddenly get scared. It\'s important to pay attention to how your cat is acting and not push him to do something he doesn\'t want to do. Even if your cat doesn\'t like going for walks\nor watching you cook, he probably has personality quirks\nthat make him unique in other ways. Nagi likes to play fetch with plastic wrappers. *whistle*\nBring it back! Poki... is just Poki. Try playing with your cat in different ways and you might find something unique\nthat he or she enjoys! Thank you for watching! Poki, give me your paw. Okay, okay. You really want food! All right.', metadata={'source': '5530I_pYjbo'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YNcqNF4hg

[Document(page_content='-Absolutely. -I´m such a huge fan\nof the show. Steve is one\nof my favorite characters. -Thank you. Thank you.\n-A great -- He had a great Season 2,\nI thought. -Yeah, yeah. -Really enjoyed Steve\nin Season 2. -Yes, yes, yes. -A lot of actors prepare\nfor roles. I heard you prepared\nfor six weeks for an element of Steve that maybe turned out to be\na waste of time. -At the beg-- yes, at the\nbeginning of the first season, I got the part and talked\nto the Duffer Brothers, and they´re saying,\n"Yeah, it´s gonna -- he´s gonna be kind of, like,\nthis jock character. And he´s, like, a swimmer." They had that incorporated\nin the thing. So for, you know, the first --\nI don´t know -- for like six weeks\nprior to shooting, I was training, doing all this,\nlike, you know, swimming prep, and then show up, you know -- Also, I thought I was gonna be\nin, like, a Speedo. -Yeah.\n-It´s a TV show. Like, the first thing\nI ever did, I was gonna be in a Speedo,\nso... -Yeah, so you don´t want to be,\nlike, the chunky swimmer. Yeah. -I was gonna be known\nas "Chunky Steve" for the rest of my life.\n-Yeah, exactly. -No, but then, we showed up\nthe first day, and, like -- "Oh, yeah, the swim--\nOh, no, no, we cut that. No, we cut that."\n[ Laughter ] So that was totally --\n-So you just got like six weeks of working out\nfor nothing. -Yeah, it´s, like, the most\nin shape I´ve ever been. -Yeah, although, it is good\nto be in shape because -- and I remember this, but watching the show\nreally brings it into focus -- very tight jeans in the ´80s.\nAre you in -- -They´re very tight.\n-Yeah. -They don´t tell you about that\nwhen they cast you. -Yeah. -About the jeans and how tight\nthey will make them. -Yeah.\n-Yeah. -I feel like...\n-Oh, yeah. -...when you watch,\nlike, Jane Austen, you realize how painful\ncorsets look on women. And then, when you watch\n"Stranger Things," you´re like, "Jeans were not\na good time in the ´80s." -It´s a similar thing.\n-Yeah. -Oh, yeah. Jeans were very tight\nin a lot of ways and places that you might\nnot ex-- you know. And, also,\nthe material that they have... [ Laughter ]\nThe material is, like, stretchy that they have for jeans now,\nyou know. -Yeah. It has a little give.\n-Jegging? -Yeah.\n-It´s like nothing. It´s like you´re wearing\na baseball glove. -Yeah.\n-It´s like a -- you know. Very tight.\n[ Laughter ] -It´s basically like -- like,\nyeah, denim is chain mail. -Yeah.\n-Yeah. -So you´re having to, like,\nduck and run around, but you´re trapped. -One of the other things\nis you -- The Demogorgon last year was a man in a Demogorgon suit.\n-Oh! -And these are\npretty awesome photos of -- -That´s Mark. Yeah. -That´s Mark.\n-Yeah. -Who was a Demogorgon.\n-Yeah. -And so when you had to fight\nthe Demogorgon in Season 1, you actually had somebody\nwho was in the room. -Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.\nThat was kind of the big difference between\nthe first and second season. -Because now it´s CGI.\n-Yeah, it´s CGI. ´Cause they can´t have,\nyou know, like, a person on all fours\npretending to be a little... - Yeah.\n-...dog guy. -Like, you can´t have\na person this small in a -- I mean, they can´t --\nthey won´t let children do it. -Yeah, it´s, you know.\n[ Laughter ] They´re already breaking so many\nlaws with what they´re doing. I mean, compared to last year,\nit´s like I just felt terrible having to -- you know,\nhe´s in this big, hot suit, and he´s sweating. He´s getting, like,\nwater through a tube and a fan, and he´s, like...\nbetween takes. And then, "Action!" and I literally,\nfor like eight hours, had to just, you know --\nhit, just -- smack him, like... -Just whale on him.\n-Like, in the stunt, he´s, like, sweating and hot\nand tired and... -Was he ever like,\n"I´m not a real Demogorgon"? -Yeah. He´s -- I´d be like,\n"Dude, I am so sorry." I´m trying to sell it.\nSo, you know. -Your hair receives\na lot of ink. -Yes.\n[ Scattered cheers ] -Multiple --\n-Yes. -These are multiple headlines just about your hair\non the show. -This is so crazy.', metadata={'source': 'C4YNcqNF4hg'}), Document(page_content='-Yes. -These are multiple headlines just about your hair\non the show. -This is so crazy.\n-"How to Get ´Stranger Things´ star\nJoe Keery´s Gravity-Defying Hair."\n[ Light laughter ] I like this -- "We Need\nTo Talk About Steve´s Hair From ´Stranger Things´ Again."\n[ Laughter ] We already needed\nto talk about it. We need to talk about it again. -Yeah, yeah.\n-And this -- but this -- you just brought this\nwith you, right? -This was not --\n-Yes. I mean, yeah. My -- I mean, my parents have\nkind of crazy hair. [ Laughter ]\nI guess. I don´t know. Yeah, for a long time,\nmy dad was always on me about, you know,\ncutting my hair. And you know, "Go get a haircut.\nYou got to, like, gel your -- got to do something to get your\nhair to stay down, you know? Like, it´s too big.\nGet it down, you know? It looks crazy."\n[ Light laughter ] -So when you got the part,\ndid you call your dad and give him the news\nthat you were right? -Finally, I´m right, you know.\n[ Laughter ] No. No. No. Yeah. -You play a high schooler\non the show. What were you doing --\nwhen you were in high school, what were --\nwhat were your jobs? What were you doing for -- -Um, man,\nI worked at a restaurant. I was a --\nOh, I delivered pizza for -- -I was a pizza delivery guy,\nas well. Did you enjoy that?\n-It´s okay. -Yeah.\n-Yeah. I wasn´t so great at it. I didn´t have --\nIt was before -- I didn´t have the iPhone.\n-Yeah. -So I was just like -- as we´re getting the pi--\nI don´t know. -Yeah, no, you would have\na map in the car. -You would look at the map.\nYou would look at the map. And then -- And I didn´t\neven have one in the car. I didn´t even -- So it was just\nlook at the map and then say, "Oh, I guess that´s kind of\nwhere it is," and then just go. -Oh, so you´d\nhave to memorize the map? -It was terrible, yeah. -Did you ever have any angry\ncustomers who got late pizza? -Oh, that´s one\nof my dad´s favorite stories. This old guy just --\nI had to, you know -- I was calling him, hanging up. Like, calling -- Like,\n"I don´t know where you are." He´s like, "It´s over here." You know, it´s like this\nreally kind of weird building. And I finally pulled up. And I was like, "I´m so --"\nLike, "I´m terribly sorry. Of course,\nyou don´t have to pay. I´ll pay for the pizza.\nYou know, whatever." And then he didn´t say anything. It was this old guy with his\nhat, and it was just really low. He was really short, too. I just remember\nhow short he was. I pull up in my Volvo,\nand he just takes the thing. Just writes on the thing. Looks at me, like,\njust really dead in the eyes, and then gives me back\nthe receipt and walks inside. [ Chuckling ] And on the thing,\nhe had just written, "Pizza delivery is not for you." [ Laughter ]\nIt´s like... And then I quit.\nAnd that´s when I knew. -It´s funny. That´s great.\n-Yeah. -Yeah, he sent -- It´s also -- I don´t know who reads that and\nis like, "But it´s my dream!" -Yeah, I know, like -- Who´s like that´s their main --\n-Yeah. -It´s like,\n"Are you kidding me?" -Yeah.\n-"This is what I was going for." -I like to think that that guy\nis watching "Stranger Things," seeing you,\nand a tear runs down his cheek. -Yeah.\n-He´s like, "I told him to go chase" --\n[ Laughter ] -He was the guy. Yeah.\n-Yeah. "I knew. I knew." -It was you out there.\nWherever you are, old man. Yeah, yeah.\n-Thanks so much for being here.', metadata={'source': 'C4YNcqNF4hg'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EyFghIt5o

[Document(page_content='[INTRO ♪] Earth’s climate has been through a lot over\nthe past few billion years, and at this point scientists have a pretty\ngood handle on how our planet has changed over time. But we talk about the future of the climate\ntoo. About how it’s changing more quickly than\nit has in the past, and about the dangers of rising temperatures and more severe droughts and storms. Our methods for predicting the future of climate are a little different than those for reconstructing\nthe past. The past leaves physical records we can study in things like tree rings and ice cores. The future requires us to be a little more\nabstract. So, we mostly predict the future of Earth’s\nclimate using computer models— mathematical reconstructions of our atmosphere that account for as much detail as possible to produce an accurate simulation. And it’s taken decades to build them up\nto the point where we can be confident that what they say is\naccurate. But it is. And what the models say is that our climate\nis changing, and humans are making it happen. Global climate models, or GCMs, grew out of early computerized attempts to\nmodel the planet’s atmosphere in the 40s and 50s. Scientists weren’t even trying to predict\nthe future— they just wanted to create a representation\nof the Earth’s atmospheric system as it was at the time. That was hard enough. Climate models, then and now, divide the Earth’s surface into chunks a\nfew hundred kilometers on a side, each with different properties like air movement\nand surface temperature. Then, the computer calculates how all those\nchunks interact with each other to see how things change over time. Those early models were super simple. They did things like combine land and sea\ninto a single damp surface with no geography, or represent the Earth\nas a cylinder instead of a sphere because the poles confused the computer. Thankfully, that didn’t lead to a whole\nmovement of cylinder-Earthers, though. All this simplifying was necessary because\nearly supercomputers were kind of limited. We’re talking, like, five kilobytes of RAM. Your phone has, like, 500,000 times that much. Still, it was enough to come up with a crude\npicture of Earth’s atmospheric currents and its\nwet and dry regions. Eventually, though, scientists wanted more than just a model of the atmosphere around\na featureless cylinder— they wanted something that fit ... an actual\nplanet. Now, they could make the model more accurate by making the chunks smaller, but that would\ntake more computing power. And what about the effects of mountains on\nair movement? What about warm and cold water circulating\nin the oceans? To answer those questions, climate modelers\nneeded more juice. By the 1970s, they were also beginning to\nworry about the greenhouse effect of the carbon dioxide we were adding to the\natmosphere by using fossil fuels. They thought it could trap the sun’s heat\nand cause the planet to warm. At the same time, computers were getting powerful\nenough that they weren’t limited to modeling the\npresent anymore. So, programmers wanted to start using models to predict future changes in the climate. But before a climate model can be turned loose\nto predict the future, it has to be able to predict the past—what’s\nknown as hindcasting. And that’s an important test, because if the model’s “predictions”\nmatch what we know already happened, we can be more confident about what it says\nwill happen in the future. Temperature records go back a century or more. If you start a model in 1850, it should be\nable to progress through time and match the general trends in temperature\nwe already know happened. And by the late 1970s, climate models started\nto be able to do this. In 1979, a report pulling from two different\nclimate models suggested that the Earth’s temperature would\nincrease as atmospheric carbon dioxide increased. Specifically, assuming twice as much CO2 in\nthe atmosphere, they predicted an increase between 1.5 and', metadata={'source': 'i9EyFghIt5o'}), Document(page_content='the atmosphere, they predicted an increase between 1.5 and\n4.5 degrees Celsius, which trends suggested could happen before\nthe 21st century was up. That range has proven pretty reliable ever\nsince. It still fits the warming we expect to happen\nover the next century or so, even as models have become much more powerful. So, models in the 70s were able to answer\none simple “what if” question: What happens if the amount of carbon dioxide\nin the atmosphere doubles? But these days, you can carry more computing\npower in your pocket than those early programmers ever dreamed\nof and use it to send people pictures of your\ncat that disappear after 10 seconds. Truly, it’s a golden age. And not only are cat pictures better, but\nso are climate models. We now have the resources to ask and answer\nmore detailed questions. And boy, do we have a lot of them. Governments want to know what will happen,\nin detail, in their corner of the world. And scientists want to know what will happen if we take measures to stop global climate\nchange, as opposed to letting emissions run rampant. With the models we have now, we can produce more customized predictions\nbased on different scenarios of what humans might do in the future, like how much carbon dioxide will be emitted\nover a given amount of time and how much land will be used for agriculture. You can also use these models to basically\nrun the predictions backwards, and calculate the factors that would lead\nto a certain amount of warming. So for example, if policymakers want to see\nwhat changes should be made to limit overall global warming to 2 degrees\nCelsius, they just have to use a climate model with\nthe appropriate parameters. That said, just because it’s the 21st century and computers are awesome now doesn’t mean\nclimate models have reached their perfect final form. The Earth’s atmosphere is an unbelievably\ncomplex system, and we don’t yet have models powerful enough\nto track absolutely everything. We also can’t account for every single thing\nhumans do now or might do in the future. So, we now know a lot about what will happen, but there’s still work left to do in perfecting\nour predictions. For example, up until 2012 or so, models weren’t great at predicting sea level\nrise— they undershot it pretty badly. UN reports in 2001 and 2007 made predictions\nfor sea level rise that failed to track with what we observed\nvia satellites by about 60%. That might be because the models didn’t\nfully account for the rapid changes in the ice sheets over Antarctica\nand Greenland. For the UN’s most recent report in 2013, the models were re-programmed and the projections\nfor sea level rise increased to be more in line with what we’re\nseeing happen. We want our models to do better, in part because we want to know what’s going\nto happen to our climate, and in part because accounting for all the\nvariables is just good science. With these constant improvements, every new prediction can be more detailed. And in the last couple of decades, we’ve started to be able to tailor predictions\nfor specific regions. Which is helpful, because people and governments in different parts of the world want to know\nvery different things. A farmer in southern Europe might want to\nknow if drought will affect their crops more severely in the\nfuture, while an islander from the Maldives might\nbe more concerned about their country being completely swallowed\nby rising seas. Now we can try to answer those questions, and a lot of the answers aren’t encouraging. No matter how you look at it, the models are\nvery clear that the planet is warming. That’s one of the easiest things to predict— I mean, we’ve been doing it since 1979. If we pump more heat-trapping greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, the\nnumbers come out warmer. There are factors other than greenhouse gases\nthat the models take into account too, like particulate matter', metadata={'source': 'i9EyFghIt5o'}), Document(page_content='that the models take into account too, like particulate matter\nfrom volcanoes and coal-burning power plants, which can have\na cooling effect. And we know the oceans will slow warming for\na while by absorbing CO2, until they run out of capacity. But all the predictions say the warming caused\nby greenhouse gases will have a stronger effect. Even in scenarios where governments around\nthe world work quickly to limit and phase out greenhouse gas emissions, climate models predict that the Earth’s\ntemperature increase will be at least around 2 degrees. In other scenarios, where we take less aggressive\naction or no action at all, the planet’s average surface temperature\ngoes up by more like 6 degrees Celsius. Which, if you’re used to Fahrenheit? That’s 11 degrees. That’s hot. But higher temperatures are far from the only\nconsequence of climate change. Using models, along with other tools, researchers predict all kinds of other effects. A comprehensive report by the US Global Change\nResearch Program, published in 2014, lists some of the consequences. It emphasizes effects on North America, but similar things would happen all over the\nworld. With more and more time passing between periods\nof freezing temperatures, plants could experience a longer growing season. That could actually have a net positive effect of causing plants to take up more CO2 so less\nstays in the atmosphere. But the good news pretty much ends there. In general, around the world and in North\nAmerica, there would be changes in the distribution\nof precipitation, including rain and snow. The changes tend toward increasing extremes. A warmer atmosphere holds more moisture, so\nwet regions will get wetter. But models show shifts in large-scale movements\nof air that would exacerbate dryness, too. So, for example, the dry American Southwest\nwill get even drier. And major events like droughts, heat waves,\nand powerful storms will get worse and more frequent. The effects of climate change on Atlantic\nhurricanes are hard to predict. We don’t know for sure whether it was responsible for the devastating 2017 hurricane season. But we know that as the global temperature\nincreases, the temperature of the surface of the ocean\ndoes too. And warm ocean water is hurricane fuel. Historically, warmer years don’t produce\nmore hurricane landfalls, so we may only see stronger storms, not more\nof them. But that’s not a sure thing. Climate change will have other kinds of effects,\ntoo, like rising sea levels, melting ice caps,\nand changes in ocean currents, but it would take a whole other episode to\ntalk about them all. Which is exactly what we did a few years ago. Thanks to decades of work improving climate\nmodels, we now have a very good idea of what’s happening, both globally and regionally. And even though our models have gotten much\nmore detailed over the years, those predictions of increasing temperatures\nhave stayed constant. Which is a good sign for the science of climate\nmodeling, but maybe also cause to be a little worried. We’ve always known the Earth wasn’t just\na damp cylinder. But as our ability to model the climate has\nimproved over time, we’ve learned a lot about how our planet\nworks, and what we’re doing to it. Thanks for watching this episode of SciShow. If you’re interested in learning more about\nthe effects of climate change, we have another video about just that topic. [OUTRO ♪]', metadata={'source': 'i9EyFghIt5o'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve3oQBjcAGI

[Document(page_content="47 seconds of logos also DC Comics used to one to save the world narration question for the security personnel if you're taking this much care to lock this briefcase away in the armored truck why on Batman's blue earth did you park this far away from your entry point seriously look at the shot from above here's the van here's the entry point just put on a fake beak and take a seat in the triangle pond because you just made yourself a sitting duck why is her main work desk directly in the corner of all the fabulous artifacts she and the museum have collected this is like the bank manager having his office inside the safe deposit box vault Jesus Christ this movie's gonna take me all the way back to wonder little girl times CGI Asgard and CGI and Abu got nothing on CGI Wonder Woman place also couldn't the movie have started here little girl running in an ancient city probably Wonder Woman but I'm intrigued enough to pay close attention I mean why do we need the opening intro of her in present day being a curator I thought I'd seen enough from the Zack Snyder school of slow-mo badassery but holy did you just see that 10-foot spinning flip sword toss that MO could never be too slow random daytime armadillo is random also what is it with DC superheroes and childhoods other than the very forgettable daredevil but Marvel movies can you think of that spend time on the heroes childhood anyone Bueller and yet in the DC world Superman Batman and now Wonder Woman we always have to have a childhood opening our flashback long ago help me understand this bedtime book is it just the one picture is it Potter style coming to life for Diana also three full minutes a bedtime story exposition who wouldn't I prayed will never be called to arms classic not answering the question after aging from 7 to 13 and presumably training with Robin Wright for the whole time finally her mother catches her training my point is the movie chose a poor time to rapidly age up diana only to then introduce this cut by mom seen mom was asleep at the wheel four years before this girl will train her harder than any amazon before her whoa she just a 180 faster and more flawlessly than that red headed snowboard guy everybody loved ten years ago she must never know what the truth about what she is or how she came to be meaning she will definitely know that soon in this movie Diana went from 7 years old the 13 to however old she can be with gal gadot still pulling it off guessing early twenties this movie is doing some random time jumps you're stronger than I am again hey everybody Morpheus is fighting me I mean princess Buttercup is fighting Diana this [\xa0__\xa0] crash-lands is world war one plane in a mythical basically non-existent land but thankfully for him there was a brave local rebellious princess ex machina watching the show at that very moment convenient playing pieces convenient if this is where the plane breaks through and this is where it lands unless Wonder Woman javelin to piece of the plane about 300 feet there is no way this plane part would be floating here this soon after if wherever the Diana and her kin live is this easily infiltrated then it was never really hitting at all and I'm shocked no one prior to world war 1 even accidentally found this cloaked paradise like Magellan or Vasco da Gama's some also exactly what good is this hiding field if you can actually see things through it Seuss needs to up his camouflage game discount From Here to Eternity how did these arrows all get lit so fast and honestly if you're firing out into the ocean does it even help the movie will go out of its way later to show how much they know about the outside world but they're about to fire flaming arrows at an armored German naval division there was no way this Archer in this bowl should be moving at the same speed that's neither a super slow bullet that poses a no danger or that Archer is swinging at about 700 miles an hour Wow", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="super slow bullet that poses a no danger or that Archer is swinging at about 700 miles an hour Wow auntie auntie Opie's got skills we've seen before Legolas would definitely swipe right is what I'm saying no no my mentors death motivates protagonist cliche somehow these ladies with fire arrows defeated a German naval battalion and somehow that German destroyer we saw earlier played no part in this battle and I guess it just disappeared where was the firepower you know but there no he fought at my side against the UM you mean hit by your side from the invaders right general Ludendorff exposition bylaw so why would any military in any war conduct this kind of experiment in full view of the general officers I mean I guess she's a psychopath but that's just a waste of a good test subject right there this plane is airborne in about four seconds after traveling 50 feet I'm not saying you need a fast and furious length runway to get airborne but I'm pretty sure even the strongest dose of aviation viagra won't get it up that quick even though Steve not Rogers blew the [\xa0__\xa0] out of this base the Germans still managed to be right behind him when he approached Wonder Woman land would you say you're a typical example of your sex boobies got dick jokes yo good thing it's still ticking you let this little thing tell you what to do we are still talking about the walnuts right deep within the Amazonian jungle there exists a species of elk so stupid and so unevolved that even the most primitive of weapons can bring her down why is this here that's outfit oh this whole thing I just found it hanging in the middle of a room while I was stealing several priceless weapons that were unguarded and it happened to not only fit me perfectly but be colored completely different than anything else the other Amazonian women where you like it huh I know or at least I know I cannot stop you I just wrote in here in the middle of the night with a dozen of my warriors to say goodbye apparently you have been my greatest love today you know where my greatest sorrow thanks for the vote of confidence so the ship will just sail itself then is it a Tesla like the original Tesla if you never met a man before then what about your father I had no father my mother has sculpted me from clay and I was brought to life by Zeus this is the DCE you essentially rolling the Greek gods into actual reality and that is just kooky enough to deserve mention think about that Greek gods from mythology actually exist in the DCE Hades might be a villain one day he'll Ares is literally the villain of this movie something did come to me last night a different type of gas for you to restore your strength let's test it right now on you without any further research for all it came to me last night which was hours ago I've had hours to perfect and test it on animals and let's do this now wait a second movie you've established that Diana has been educated in the languages and customs of humans across the world and even read all 12 volumes of some academic porn encyclopedia she doesn't know what holding hands is she can't people with worldly wise and a fish out of water at the same time no one will be seated during the Princess Diaries portion of the movie she's trying you're not fit number 226 you a movie I understand how time works you over-exaggerated this joke by a factor of 10 Wonder Woman can now graduate with honors from the Clark Kent School disguisting yet release specs suddenly she's not the most beautiful woman you've ever seen see the secretary here would be excellent at cinemasins please put the sword down Lana how did she pull it out and walk here without everyone else in the store freaking the out they're all acting like they're seeing a guy with a mohawk when in reality what they're seeing is 50 times more rare and scary this is the most telegraphed head button all of movie dome series question two the bracelets act like bullet", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="most telegraphed head button all of movie dome series question two the bracelets act like bullet magnets or are these morons repeatedly firing at her at shoulder level watching her block every shot with no one thinking to shoot her in the goddamn foot and in further intelligence just moments earlier this room of sexist moustaches guffaw Diana out of the room but now she's just moseying around as they discuss war intelligence she opens the book to the middle and miraculously reads about the very gas Steve saw during his mission and he goes sir that is the evidence we need and no one in the room gives any more thought to any of the other military secrets and horrifying signs that might also be in that notebook beyond the money no to signor Giovanni it's a different story Sameer loses interest in the job and goes back to his excessive fondness for Diana this is what I call gal gadot d charming ed - he could run the mission from my office you run either Melissa McCarthy turning down this role or the character description was literally act like Melissa McCarthy there's enough head a few days a few days what room and board weapons they need driving people to get them across the border the Irish sniper guys beer budget alone is probably more than what's in that envelope also thank God he knows exactly which pub the hooligans Steve might recruit for his illegal mission hang out in either that or there's only one pub in England which we all know a true we deserve I have no idea where they are right now enemy territory or friendly but on a covert non-sanctioned secret spy mission to end the war is a huge open flame and copious drinking really why's nowhere better to be than in a war where you don't take a side at least here I'm free sure I understand I'm not wanting to be in the US but why not Canada or Mexico there's no man's land diana means no man can cross but she's not a minute let's go she's taking all the fire because she's currently the only target get the Germans a few more targets and I bet some of them start taking fire but whatever it's still not sure her bracelets aren't bullet magnets so this is awesome and also if I'm being honest a bit unrealistic I mean I know Diana is quick at blocking bullets and all but with this much automatic fire if she's not completely behind that shield she's taking some led to the legs for sure I know you can't see in there but we can all assume this is a stormtrooper right I mean these shots are so off Wonder Woman gets a chance to superhero pose twice before even addressing it movie takes great pains to show us that Charlie has lost his ability to shoot and never pays it off with any kind of redemption poor charlie I like how Steve and this movie thought Wonder Woman needed a boost to make this jump I know you can't speak Flemish so let me interpret they are saying the team in which she purposely destroyed our temple she is here to eat our souls well at least they should be saying that I love acting I don't want to be a soldier he's lucky indeed if it wasn't already obvious to you that David Thewlis his character was evil this please pay attention now focus change by the camera is here to hold your hand through the foreshadowing these folks are happy the Germans are gone for sure but they witnessed a handful of legit miracles today and this seems like more of a Suzy got married again Bloc Party you did this wait did off it was all you and you know it Jesus she came here in thanks so movie has time for this as does the war and the secret mission to find and destroy the gas weapon before the Germans can use it you saw it I've been out here the way she tossed at the machine-gun nest the way she took out that towel why the bystanders talk about superheroes so casually in these movies she jumped 80 feet in the air for pete's sake she freaking tossed a tank forget trying to decide if what she says is true how are you not either questioning your", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="a tank forget trying to decide if what she says is true how are you not either questioning your sanity or worshipping her as a god by now so for this gag to work it needs to be common for German officers to speak English maybe it was and yes he's technically talking to his driver here but this is 1918 I'm pretty sure anyone driving German officers for a living is speaking German not English and even his driver is speaking English to the German soldier guard what could Chris Pine do a German accent but not learn to speak two lines of actual German don't worry about it we all know they'll let you in anyway because it says so in the script what I'm more concerned about is how they don't recognize Steve those guys on the street in England certainly knew him by sight shouldn't he be on Germany's most wanted by now as if it wasn't convenient enough that this right-sized attendee happened to get stopped right here now she's going to walk straight into the woods at the exact place diana is waiting I might as well have had the dress fall from the sky who are you man who'd show you appreciation and genius like yourself dessert Steve makes a huge gamble that she feels unappreciated and of course he's right because movie last we left Diana she was on the side of the road sizing up that blue dress so what happened next certainly the driver would have noticed a passenger switch or a missing passenger and what about her invite could she leave the former dress occupant unconscious and undressed by the side of the road that's Dirty Diana wow what a beautiful shoulder blade back broach thing that looks nothing like the hilt of a sword you were wearing tonight Diana shoulder back brooches are a thing right enjoying the party English the official language of World War one Germany keep in mind that diana has proven to be fluent in many dozens of languages and I'm sure German is one of them but apparently at the halfway point of the film the studio ran out of dialect trainer money or something for the record she spends a lot of time dancing with the guy she's here to kill just letting him rant [Music] gasps hmm maybe last night's snowfall dance and drunk athon not to mention the implied boning were ultimately a huge waste of time considering you miss stopping the gas by literally minutes so she had her Under Armour on that whole time under that thin blue dress and Ludendorff couldn't feel it because what is it with this movie and just assuming Diane is invincible not saying she couldn't survive this lethal gas I'm just saying we haven't been given any reason to believe she would and more importantly neither is she well here's another literal machine delivered by the hand of God what luck so not only can she deflect bullets but she can direct them with pinpoint accuracy go drunk moving your home King told you shock of all shocks also let me get Ares plans straight here spend decades as a diplomat work his way into a cabinet position so that he can influence a possible armistice in order to keep a war simmering he's a god isn't he he does have more than the power to grow a great mustache and be ignored a cabinet meetings right now are gas masks a good disguise for sneaking into a German base manufacturing a gas for which gas masks provide no protection like yeah it hides her face but why would any Germans be wearing useless gas masks in this place well she luck in this battle I guess nice to know you Wonder Woman unless you discover some heretofore unknown well of power and strength inside you here in a few minutes I did I don't want to fight but it is a superhero movie so let the endless punching commence throwing a box of grenades at a king god that explosion conveniently blew her directly into Steve Trevor's running path it's almost like Ares has a sense of humor or something this playing door opens easily from the outside during takeoff were they expecting a pizza delivery well I exactly does all", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="easily from the outside during takeoff were they expecting a pizza delivery well I exactly does all this God punching even matter Diana knows at this point that Stephen Ares are right about humans being weak he's barely doing anything and man is willing to go to war seems to me no matter who wins people be people but why if the gas is flammable and all you have to do is make it explode why not land the plane away from the people and set a charge I mean it's a beautiful sentiment at all but completely unnecessary magically and just in time Diana discovers a deeper well of her power she never knew existed huzzah whatever it is I can't no wait so she could hear him or she couldn't or she couldn't but now she can and remembering or she can read lips but only after 10 minutes or so or maybe she's travelling back in time so she can hear what he said or maybe forget it it doesn't matter anyway we all know where this is headed cuz this this is Wonder Woman this is more like Godzilla breath here it's a good thing the movie so clearly explain how she got these powers what they are and how to defeat a god that Zeus couldn't even kill where are they holding him we should kill him now and be done with it [Applause] what the hell is this thing lieutenant blue I wanna know this is my canoe you're stronger than this Diana you think that's air you're breathing now can you get some towels for me please I'm really losing a lot of blood you sound like you're proving that guys oh oh whipping is far deadlier than you can ever imagine I don't know I can imagine quite a bit I am Diana of thymus Kiera daughter of Hippolyta queen of the Amazons you killed my father", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SK1I0V6U5c

[Document(page_content="Hey, man, why wouldn't you start from the bottom? It's Ben, that's why. - I'm gonna get another cider. \n- All right, guys...\n- Jesus Christ... Another one, aren't you driving, I'm gonna let Paula know, You're telling, you're dead meat. Let's play another game. - .. Lets see if I can grab one.\n- Yeah. I'll see what we got. Hey, can we play Twister? I'm not playing Twister with you, bro. Chill with the Twister, bro, how old are you? Old enough? Hmm, well there's this, we do have this... What is that? Secrets can't hide from THE LIE DETECTOR. -I'm down. We're not...we're not actually gonna play this game, are we? I don't know, looks fun to me. Let's do it. No, let's play poker or something, there's no way I'm playing that game. What are you afraid of? This is a kid's lie detector game, this-- It's not a kid's game, look, read it, it's fun for all ages. We're all ages, dude... You think that thing actually works? - Who cares, dude, you got a secret or something, you're tryna hide something from us?\n- I know... I know... I'm not gonna play this game. - Are you afraid of a little bit of lie detector game?\n- No, no, no, no, no--- Look, it's this or twister or strip poker, dude. - What's with you and getting naked and twisting? No. We're just gonna play some lie detector games...\n- No... no... no ways...\n- Oh, yes, we are.\n-I'm not going to play this-- All right...? Okay. Place the lie detector helmets on your head and the magical machine will reveal your darkest secrets... - Sounds fine.\n- Whatever. Just go. Okay, I'll go first. Hector... Did you cry during the Titanic? Absolutely not.\n*lie detector buzzes* You cried during the Titanic. Look at all of this secrets poking out of his pants. This thing doesn't work, it clearly doesn't work.\n*lie detector buzzes* It was like 15 years ago.\n*lie detector buzzes* Ten years ago.\n*lie detector buzzes* Five years ago.\n*lie detector buzzes* Four days ago!\n*ding* Whatever, Larry. Do you still wet the bed? No. *lie detector buzzes* Oh God? I drink, let me explain. I drink lots of water in habits. I have a small bladder. It's a condition. Condition, what's a condition called, Larry? What we don't know what you're talking about not funny all cool ah Larry, can you lick your elbow? No\n*lie detector buzzes* Why would you lie about that anyway my turn mmm? Hector... Do you have a secret that you don't want anyone to know? Yeah, I guess...\n*ding* You do...? Okay have you ever...\nHmm... I don't know... Killed anybody?\n-Wow... Dark... You Gotta answer it. yEs, I'vE kilLed sOmEoNe bEfOrE!\n*ding* In Call Of Duty. Oh... Mm-hmm. My turn Larry... What's your favorite color?\n-Purple.\n*lie detector buzzes* Hector were you home on the night of October 3rd, 2017? Yeah.\n*lie detector buzzes*\nLarry... Ya, got'em copy. ♪ Do you believe in love after-- ♪ Do you by any chance have a job that you've kept undercover? No... Nothing comes to mind.\n*lie detector buzzes* Larry, do you like ice cream? Yes., *ding* Hector, are you a hitman for the singing of mango cartel? No. *lie detector buzzes* Hmm... Larry... Are you a narc? No. *lie detector buzzes* Hector... Do you like cupcakes? Yes. Hector... How do you feel about anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law? Feels great... *lie detector buzzes* Where did you guys get all the good cards man!? Larry... Do you think you're messing with the same man right now now? No.", metadata={'source': '9SK1I0V6U5c'}), Document(page_content="*ding* Larry, do you--- (angrily) SHUT UP BEN!!! Hector did you know that there's a team of highly trained intelligence operatives in a van outside your house has been parked there all week? Larry did you know that I got people watching your people watch me watch you watch me? Did you know I have a sniper watching you right now? *shing* Ah! Yeah, well did you know that I have seen a pingas six best marksman watching you right now? *shing shing shing shing shing shing fast* I see where this is going... Guys? Guys? can we just calm down?! I've got 600 men. *shing x600 fast* Now look at you, glowing... like one big ol red Christmas light... It's time to open gifts you have a wife named Betty right Hector. He's your best friend man stop. No, he's not!\n*lie detector buzzes* He's not my best friend! *lie detector buzzes* Am I your best friend? No! *lie detector buzzes* Maybe! *lie detector buzzes* Yes, yes... *ding* What about you? Am I your best friend? No...\n*lie detector buzzes* You're not! *lie detector buzzes* Maybe. *lie detector buzzes* Yes. *lie detector buzzes* HELL YES! *ding* But I don't love you with all my heart! *lie detector buzzes* Yeah, well it's not like you've always been there for me! *lie detector buzzes* But you were my best friend since second grade. *ding* Stand down boys...\n*lasers go away* And who's your 2nd best friend? (angrily) SHUT UP BEN!!! Subtitles by ProKameron.", metadata={'source': '9SK1I0V6U5c'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9eFkmjIIWA

[Document(page_content='As far as we know, humans are the only living\nthings that wear watches. But we aren’t the only ones that can tell\ntime. Earth’s movement sets the rhythms of countless\nbiological clocks. The 24 hour solar period winds cellular gears\ncontrolling sleep, hunger, and metabolism in creatures ranging from jellyfish to elephants. And our 365-and-a-quarter-day journey around\nthe sun regulates cycles of seasons, harvests, and migrations. But the phases of our planet’s nearest neighbor\nalso have a surprising pull on biological rhythms. [OPEN] For many species the moon’s glow is a cue\nthat’s crucial to their survival. Vampires and emo teenagers aren’t the only\nones who find moonlight romantic. Lots of animals use the 29-and-a-half day\nlunar cycle to sync up when it comes to finding a mate. Triggered by the full moon, impalas roar,\nwhich in turn triggers all their female mates to begin ovulation. Using a common signal like this ensures every\nmember of a species goes looking for a partner at the same time. Lunar cycles are especially important in the\nsea. Marine bristle worms live on rocky shorelines,\nwhere they rise to the water’s surface under the dim light of the new moon. The worms mass together, swirling around one\nanother and release their gametes in sync. This big mating party increases the chances\nthat any one worm will contribute to the next generation. Some eels also reproduce all at once, and\nrely on the dim light of the new moon to avoid predators. The moon also controls the tides, and that\npull can help some animals’ eggs and larvae develop and survive. Fish called grunion lay their eggs high up\non beaches during high tides, where the sand protects the eggs as they develop. They hatch when the next cycle of high tides\nwashes them out to sea. But what *controls* these living lunar cycles? These species must have an inner moon clock. When scientists raised marine worms in constant\nlight or darkness, they didn’t try to reproduce. But when they gave them artificial light on\na lunar schedule, the worms did their mesmerizing mating dance. The scientists found special neurons in the\nworms’ brains that respond to light, linked to timing genes that control these lunar behaviors. The moon seems to act like a signal that supercharges\nthe worms’ desire to mate when the light at night is just right. But the moon is more than just a clock. It transforms ecosystems. The full moon is 100 times brighter than the\nnew moon. This lets animals see their prey, forage,\nand navigate better. But all that light can be risky. Many species of frogs avoid calling to their\nfriends during the full moon, since the extra light makes it more vulnerable to predators. And all the manmade light sources now flooding\nthe night could provide a fake, full-time full moon that might throw ecosystems out\nof whack. So what about us? Women’s reproductive cycles are about the\nsame length as the lunar cycle, but scientists think that’s probably just a coincidence. If human menstrual cycles were, in fact, linked\nto the moon, why not our great ape sisters? Now that millions of women are using apps\nto track menstrual periods, it’s become pretty clear there’s likely no connection. So for antelopes, coral, fish, and even wildebeest\non the Serengeti, the phases of life are set by phases up above. Next time you take a look at that fancy clock\nin your pocket, remember that you aren’t the only creature on Earth who relies on a\nsatellite to know what time it is. Stay curious. Yes. Technically speaking, moonlight is just sunlight. So you can stop typing that comment. And no, there’s no such thing as werewol', metadata={'source': 'L9eFkmjIIWA'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9zBcweN4M

[Document(page_content="moving on to the second game of our doubleheader Ben Simmons brought hope to those who trust the process in Philly leads all rookies in points rebounds and assists going into tonight's game against the Lakers our own Kevin Pelton believed Simmons could be the most versatile rookie ever seen Paul ever seen best all-around rookie ever best in recent memory okay outside of LeBron James but people forget Oscar Robinson as a rookie averaged 30 points 10 rebounds and nine assists but you know Orion and a lot of people in this Twitter Instagram age don't know that so you have to do your history Oscar Robin Oscar Robinson is the best rookie we've ever seen it's a little before my time but I respect that big-time history I'm wrong with I'm wrong with my guy who I think had it better up into this stage and this Magic Johnson magic had a great rookie year at first I thought LeBron but I looked at the numbers and I said maybe Ben's you know maybe maybe a little better than bronze but I'm going with magic right here I mean you talk about a guy that came in playing with the captain you know playing with the captain some great players and went and won a championship jumped sinner as a rook so I'm going I'm going with match I love both of you guys choices I'm gonna what they call split the baby because you said big all you said magic and then LeBron was mentioned how about Grant Hill that's where I'm gonna go that's who Ben Simmons reminds me of when he got drafted that's why I compared them to because neither one of those guys really shot threes but yet you couldn't stop him from getting to the basket they were explosive they were getting other guys involved and they were dunk on you that's what you see it from being Simmons you know it's one thing for God not to be able to shoot it's another thing for you still to not be able to stop them from getting to the basket yeah Grant Hill gave me nightmares comparison can I ask can I have an ID one oh you want to I would like to mention one guy I don't know maybe Tim Duncan tonight Tilly averaged 20 and 10 only four dudes had a better player efficiency rating in their rookie year so you know I'm contractually obligated to point out Spurs I wanted to make sure we got that into my X are questions you want to put it off you know what that's fine I would say what a whole side of the table tricky thing about Philly just thinking about like this Ben Simmons and embiid are so good we don't talk about the actual mistakes that they've made they took faults number one he's not in uniform they drop the MB in a lot only Okafor in the lottery he's not playing they're not really using sorry - he can ball he can bomb and he's good Wow that shows you when you have two anchors like they have in those two young guys who will both be all-stars this year it could turn around the excitement of your franchise Sixers the eagle is having a time right now", metadata={'source': 'uN9zBcweN4M'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ2xkh-6tL4

[Document(page_content="I want to start off by saying how embarrassed and ashamed I am for disappointing my family my teammates my coaches and the entire UCLA community I feel terrible and I'm sorry to everybody before I've let down but that being said I take full responsibility for the mistake I have made shoplifting I know that this goes beyond me letting my school down but I let the entire country down before before I thank everybody who worked so incredibly hard to help us return home safely I want to thank the Chinese police and the government for taking care of us and treating us well during our time there so president Trump and the United States government thank you for taking the time to intervene on our behalf we really appreciate you helping us out thank you to all the pac-12 representatives for all of your time and support thank you dan Guerrero for sticking by our sides and doing whatever you could to help us do this thank you Chris Carlson for taking the time out of your schedule to stay with us the entire time and guide us every step of the way to Delhi Erickson thank you for also staying with us and giving us guidance with everything to my teammates thank you for being there for us throughout the process you guys mean so much to me so close Alfred close ties comes from sorry coach grace thank you for all your support you guys who always believed in me not only as a basketball player but also as a person I'm sorry for letting you down lastly to my family my mom my mom and dad you guys have rated me to be smart and always make the right choices you never left my side and it hurts me too disappointed to embarrass you so my younger brother Ben this is not the example that I want to set for you but from here on out I promised I would be the best role model I can be to look up for you to look up to I've been looking forward to being you sir Lawrence it's all junk the Alumni here has set such a high standard for both academically and athletically and as you sell a student athlete I'm disappointed in myself that I failed to live up to that I can only hope that my actions my words my hard work in the weeks to come will prove to my coaches my teammates and our fans dynamic a pible of meeting that high standard away from the court I work especially hard in the classroom the show that I can be an outstanding representative of this incredible University a place that is so forth so important to many people around the world again thank you to everybody who has been there and expressed concern for me and my safety this past week I can assure you that I will never do anything again to jeopardize UCLA's reputation and as my own go Bruins thank you I'd like to start off by saying sorry for stealing from the stores in China I didn't exercise my best judgment and I was wrong for that I apologize to my family my coaches my teammates and UCLA for letting so many people down I also apologize to the people of China for causing them so much trouble I'm a young man however it's not an excuse for making a really stupid decision I don't feel sorry for myself and I've learned my lesson from this big mistake and I'm 110 percent sure that I'll not make a bad decision like this one again I also like everyone to know that this does not define who I am my family raised me better than that and I'm gonna make myself a better person from here on out I had the most respect for the Chinese Police Department as well and I'd like to thank them for treating me so respectfully even after I made a stupid decision I'd like to thank Chris Carlson and Doug Erickson for staying with us and just helping us out while we were in China and taking care of us I'm grateful for this UCLA team that's the strong beside us and made it possible for me to be seen here in front of y'all today I respected in my all the hard work that they put in to get us back to the United States I'd also like to thank President Trump in the United States", metadata={'source': 'AJ2xkh-6tL4'}), Document(page_content="in to get us back to the United States I'd also like to thank President Trump in the United States government for the help that they provided as well I'm grateful to be back home and I'll never make a mistake like this again I'm extremely sorry for those who I let down but I'm also very thankful for the help love and support that they provided and I take full responsibility for my actions and I'm sorry thank you first off I would like to apologize to all the fans who support you solely because I feel like my accidents have hurt them the most hurts me because I can see the pain that I caused them I pause to my teammates my coaches and my family because of how much negative attention that I put on but they do not deserve sorry for a shoplifter what I did was stupid there's just no other way to put it and I'm not that type of person oh that this mistake will not define me as a person but it shows I've messed up and come are from me I don't want to be known for this dumb mistake I want to be known for my respectfulness and my love and passion for the game of basketball this advanced tell me about an ass changed me in a way that I can't explain I have so much more respect for the people around me from our coaches and staff sort of fans who live for UCLA I've also strengthened my relationship with God throughout this time without him I would be nothing to all the fans out there Watson I hope that you can forgive me I hope that you can forgive my stupid childish actions I've learned my lesson I hope that I can earn back the love and support that our passionate fans bring to this program I would like to thank everyone involved in this whole ordeal thank you to Chris Gloria and Jerry for staying with us the whole time thank you to the police department was treated us very well thank you to the pac-12 and the Hulk UCLA community that helped us the whole way and thank you to United States government at president Trump for your efforts to bring us all in a situation in China and I want to thank everyone here for respecting that we cannot say much over the past week our priority throughout this entire situation is making sure that jello Jaylin and cody got home safely and we were informed that anything that said during the process could have jeopardized the successful return to Los Angeles we are grateful that they've safely returned home and have been able to reconnect with their family their friends and their teammates I can't think enough than incredible folks here at UCLA at the pac-12 and even President Trump and his administration for the nonstop efforts to resolve this situation to say that our young men are incredibly fortunate to have this kind of support system that's around them is certainly an understatement from the UCLA Office of Legal Affairs to Chancellor block to Dan Guerrero from our senior staff and athletics Chris Carlson Doug Erickson Duane Broussard my entire staff and others on the ground with us in China this was truly been a team effort everyone focused on the best interest of our young men I especially want to recognize Chris for an unbelievable commitment for him to stay with our guys Gloria Nevarez from our pac-12 conference who was just simply incredible throughout everything as a coach you recruit these young men for a long time and you get to know them very very well during the process these are good young men who have exercised an inexcusable lapse lapse of judgment and now they have to live with that they let a lot of people down in the process I'm extremely disappointed in their actions you just heard them apologize I would like to again apologize on their behalf to the Chancellor - Dan - the Bruin family these young men are going to have to prove their words and actions that this isn't who they are and that they will not let their identity be defined by this incident I know jello Cody and Jalen well and I'm confident that they have already begun to use", metadata={'source': 'AJ2xkh-6tL4'}), Document(page_content="incident I know jello Cody and Jalen well and I'm confident that they have already begun to use this experience as a life lesson they're going to have to regain the trust of this athletic department of this university and because this was such a high-profile international matter the trust of the general public Trust is earned it isn't just given these three young men were remain suspended indefinitely from our program as we work through the review process with the University's Office of Student Conduct during that indefinite suspension they will not travel with the team nor will they suit up for home games at some point they may be permitted to join team workouts practices and meetings but that timeline has yet to be determined they will have to earn their way back they will cooperate fully with the university review of this matter and will use this time to focus on their academics my expectation is that they will work hard to demonstrate why they deserve to be a part of this program I'd also like to express my gratitude to the other young men on our program who represented UCLA the right way during our trip and we're able to put aside the distractions of travel learning and enjoying a foreign country we're also defeating a very good Georgia Tech basketball team the experience was memorable and the Chinese people were such gracious hosts everywhere that we went as the head coach of our program it's my responsibility to move us forward and we'll do just that by focusing on basketball and the young man suiting up tonight against Central Arkansas thank you thank you as Steve mentioned we're very disappointed in the conduct of our three student-athletes on what should have been a very positive memorable trip for our entire team and for our University their irresponsible actions overshadowed that opportunity they've taken the first step here today as you've seen apologizing for the hurt and pain that they've caused the UCLA community and accepting full responsibility in my meeting with them in Hangzhou their expression of remorse regret sadness and embarrassment was as genuine as it gets they know they made a huge mistake and as you can see they're deeply sorry for it to echo Steve it's my hope that these three young men are not defined by this one instance but rather by their efforts to restore our trust in them their actions in China are contrary to our true Brewin values in UCLA athletics quite frankly are unacceptable as a young man and Steve knowledge there were so many people at UCLA both in Westwood and in China as well as the pac-12 Conference who are instrumental in getting us through this challenging time let me just express my gratitude to everyone involved I also want to add my sincere thanks to Chancellor block for his resolute support throughout as well as to acknowledge the efforts of President Trump in his administration including White House chief of staff general Kelly who took the time to call our students over the weekend I also want to express my sincere apology to Ali Baba and the pac-12 Conference who work collaboratively to make this incredible cultural exchange possible the wonderful people of China Georgia Tech in our UCLA community for the disruption and the negative attention the students actions brought upon this extraordinary trip I recognize there are many questions yet to be answered about what transpired in China over the last nine days and I appreciate the media and the job that you have to do my statement today will provide some answers to those questions they're not likely all of them well the students haven't just returned last night or continue to review certain aspects of the matter some fans alumni and members of the media have wondered why we remain silent during this situation essentially as you might imagine and was indicated by Stevie the sensitive nature of trying to bring our students home safely demanded that we stay silent let me", metadata={'source': 'AJ2xkh-6tL4'}), Document(page_content="sensitive nature of trying to bring our students home safely demanded that we stay silent let me start now by saying that prior to leaving the United States and again while in China kocha Alfred met with a team and reminded them all of the expectations and the responsibilities that go along with representing UCLA he and his staff did this as a means proactively to try to prevent a negative situation of any kind on Monday November 6th first full day of the trip the group had a phenomenal experience visiting the Ali Baba campus where the team had an opportunity to tour the campus and to hear from Joe Tsai the co-founder and executive vice chairman of the Alibaba Group later that evening the students were given 90 minutes of free time if you will to explore the town of Hangzhou or simply to relax jellow jail in Kota used that time to visit several stores that were adjacent to the hotel it was at that time that they took the items from three of those stores without paying for them they then returned to the team hotel with those items the following morning November 7th the police arrived at the team hotel and began to interview several members of the Georgia Tech team and the UCLA basketball team as they attempted to identify which students were involved in the tests in addition to interviewing several students police also searched bags both in the hotel and on the team bus within a few hours they identified jellow Jalen and Cody as the likely suspects and escorted them to a local police station associate head coach Dwayne Broussard and pac-12 associate commissioner Gloria Nevarez were able to go with him and Steve Alford and associate athletic director Chris Carlson followed shortly thereafter I was notified by the arrest of our UCLA personnel on the ground well I was mid flight to Shanghai the Chancellor the UCLA Office of Legal Affairs and other appropriate University of personnel and UC administrators were quickly brought into the loop which began work on security both legal counsel and information which at that time of course was rather sparse following the arrests the students remain in custody undergoing questioning by police before being released on bail early in the morning of November 8 the total bail amount was approximately 2,200 u.s. dollars it's part of the conditions of the release the students had to surrender their passports and agree to travel restrictions they were not required to remain in the hotel though we made that decision out of abundance of caution and respect for the process the bail in question has since been refunded by the Chinese authorities the UCLA Office of Legal Affairs in concert with the PAL 12 conference and legal experts in China work to identify local outside counsel in Hangzhou to represent the three student athletes the university then requested and subsequently received authorization from the parents of the students to engage legal representation on their behalf regarding the issue of the expenses that were incurred over the last nine days UCLA provided the necessary resources to secure the timely release and safe return of the student-athletes we now have the task of working to reconcile who is ultimately responsible for the cost incurred in addition to addressing any NCAA implications when the rest of the team departed for Shanghai to continue their trip in preparation for the game against Georgia Tech Chris Carlson and Gloria Navarre stayed behind in Hangzhou with the three students over the ensuing days our staff and students fully cooperated with the local authorities who were gracious throughout the entire matter in an attempt obviously to resolve a situation I made a visit to the hotel on Friday to check on everyone and to reassure the students that many people were working on their behalf and doing everything possible to try to get them home from those meetings I was confident that the students were safe and being treated with the", metadata={'source': 'AJ2xkh-6tL4'}), Document(page_content="home from those meetings I was confident that the students were safe and being treated with the highest level of respect on Saturday when the rest of the team and the traveling party returned home to UCLA administrative staff members associate athletic director Chris Carlson and Doug Erickson remained in China with the student athletes we left with the belief that substantial progress was being made to achieve a satisfactory outcome to that end on Tuesday can Shanghai the local authorities confirmed that the student athletes could leave the they did so at 9 p.m. Shanghai time 5 a.m. Pacific time on Tuesday and of course arrived last night at LAX around 5 p.m. when the charges against the students were ultimately withdrawn while the charge do what the students were ultimately withdrawn jail encode in jail of course did admit to breaking the law as Steve noted the three student athletes have been suspended indefinitely from the men's basketball program as we continue to review the matter in collaboration with the Office of Student Conduct as we do with all cases related to misconduct for students we will work together and prudently come to some resolution on this manner in short order I know there are still questions to be answered is my hope that in the coming weeks as we learn more we'll be able to share additional information with all of you as difficult as this time period has been for all of us who love UCLA so dearly I'm confident the resiliency of the UCLA community and the Bruin family and we will continue to move forward together thank you", metadata={'source': 'AJ2xkh-6tL4'})]

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[Document(page_content="hi I'm John Green welcome to my salon this is Mental Floss video and did you know that koalas have fingerprints just like humans in fact they're virtually indistinguishable from ours the only other animals that have fingerprints like humans are our relatives like chimps and gorillas anatomist believed that koalas may have evolved them as a way to help them grab and hold eucalyptus leaves and that is the first of many facts about koalas I'm going to share with you today that's right it's a koala only episode a koala tacular some sources say the word koala may have come from an Aboriginal word meaning no drink because koalas don't drink much but some say that's a myth and the term actually has Darragh origins that's a specific Aboriginal language and means animal speaking of koala linguistics there isn't a word for a group of koalas they don't actively avoid each other but they tend to be solitary creatures so it's not necessary to have a word for a group koalas also have a scientific name of course and the term for their genus comes from Greek words and means pouched bear but koalas aren't bears they're mammals with pouches which makes them marsupials it also makes them adorable so for a bit of koala history fossils have been found of their ancestors there were koalas very similar to the ones we know today as far back as 26 million years ago just for a bit of context our species has been around for about 250,000 years so one percent of koala history after the first koalas appeared there were for a time also tiny ones maybe just half as big and even more recently about three million years ago there were giant koalas double the size of the current one but back then Australia had mostly rain forests in the rain forests the eucalyptus trees were relatively scarce and yet koalas still used them for food that actually gave koalas an evolutionary advantage because as Australia became more dry many other trees receded but the eucalyptus is stayed around by the way we tend to think of koalas as a common Australian animal but they actually have 10 times more wild camels in Australia than they do koalas the reason for the strong association between koalas and Australia is partly thanks to the cartoonist Norman Lindsay at the turn of the 20th century he created a group of koala characters which were used to satirize parts of Australian culture another reason for the connection is that during World War one a contingent of the first Australian Imperial force actually brought a koala with them to Palestine as sort of a living mascot but whatever England had a lance-corporal goat in their army in 2008 Wallace moved from tree to tree but they revisit the same ones a lot their preferred group of trees is known as their home range and despite being fairly solitary like I mentioned before they do share trees and home ranges with each other but they also have a territorial side mail cool which are called bucks by the way females are dough's have a scent gland that they use to mark territory it's a brown gland on the chest that they rub on trees to inform other books you know this is my tree you can tell from my smell that's not the only weird thing Buck's do they have this low loud bellow according to experts it's similar to an elephant Rumble in pitch which is surprising considering their size this is meant to alarm other bucks and detract doze but for the record koalas rarely fight each other they also don't sweat even though of course it gets quite hot in Australia the reason they're often hugging trees is to stay cool and that's why sometimes they'll even hang on to trees that don't have eucalyptus leaves it's not that leopards primates and birds all use trees to stay cool although not all via hugging baby koalas are known as Joey's and they're very very cute but they're also kind of disgusting when they're young they don't eat eucalyptus leaves yet so they get nutrients from their mothers path", metadata={'source': '-oXybog2IuI'}), Document(page_content="they're young they don't eat eucalyptus leaves yet so they get nutrients from their mothers path which is essentially poop with a different composition like it comes out of their mothers bottoms and since I'm already ruining koalas for you they're kind of mean in 2006 The Sydney Morning Herald reported that some thieves had stolen a crocodile and traded it for illegal substances and according to a zookeeper they'd originally planned to take a koala but it quote scratched the out of them so in the end the thieves took the crocodile because it was more agreeable than the Koala in 2014 a koala named mundu escaped from his enclosure at the San Diego Zoo but he ended up finding a tree above his usual home and then just spent the whole day sleeping there the zookeepers got him back in the enclosure with some eucalyptus bribery here's some animals that would not be cute if they escaped from a zoo shark Hedgehog Aquaman bomb with feet speaking of Koala snapping the animals sleep between 18 and 22 hours per day but it's a misconception that they're always tired because eucalyptus leaves make them high they really just need to conserve their energy due to the low nutritional content of the leaves and they don't have great visions so they need their large noses to seek out the best eucalyptus leaves and they're pretty picky there are about 600 types of eucalyptus trees in Australia and they vary from area to area in a given region koalas tend to strongly prefer just one to three types although in a pinch they'll tolerate about 50 also if you're in Australia do not eat like a koala eucalyptus leaves are poisonous to humans most animals actually can't eat them either koalas have special microbes in their digestive tract to make their diet possible they also have to eat a lot due to that a fur mentioned low nutritional content they eat up to 2.2 pounds of leaves per day plus sometimes they keep some extra in their cheeks for later walls can also have heterochromia to eyes that are different colours one was found in 2016 named Bowie this is a very rare feature for marsupials unfortunately something that isn't rare for koalas is chlamydia an estimated 50 to 90 percent of the animals have it historically koalas have had very low genetic diversity and that's why so many of them are suffering from the same infection it also means it's going to be harder for them to deal with climate change and in addition to those struggles koalas are down to about 20% of their original habitat and sadly their population has dropped by about 95 percent since the 1990s and finally I return to my salon to tell you that koalas do not only eat eucalyptus they also eat dirt as I mentioned earlier the nutrition content of eucalyptus leaves isn't ideal so they get some calcium from dirt and it helps them to fully digest their eucalyptus thanks for watching Mental Floss video which is made with the help of all of these lovely people and thanks to all the koalas out there for being adorable even in hard times as we say in my hometown don't forget to be awesome [Music] [Music] you [Music]", metadata={'source': '-oXybog2IuI'})]

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[Document(page_content="right taste my Mo's film site is Justice League legend waiting for Justice League it was X Friday and this is a DC Comics Code the super group and this your first could real go at being Aquaman we have sort of seen you yeah we know we haven't so it's they're all there there's the flash Wonder Woman Batman cyborg and you Aquaman and why why act man why have you all been joined together in this way the world as we know it is gonna end no yes just I hate to break the news to my friends kind of save you obviously you know in terms of the superpowers cuz obviously all superheroes you've got super powers so command water-based could breathe onto water presumably yes but what else can he do he can command the ocean so he can you know I basically talk to fish if you wanted me to I don't know make you sushi I can do that like put the plant Jonestown for fish super-strength and and you've got your hang on it's a squint kwinda agent Quinton it's not the Trident yeah we don't get to try it into a little bit later next movie so I think the Quinn don't you step back there you this is this real good reaction to a for well done this one's a nice light one oh I see I could do that I do break a lot of these okay I mean I do break a lot of them but [Applause] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'pcWKpGzhgq4'})]

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[Document(page_content="hey guys welcome to Collider movie talk movie talk from movie fans I'm your host Ashley mova and this is the daily show we give you all the latest news from the world the movies plus some insight into what it all means leading off the show today is Mark Ellis welcome one and all to the best movie news show in the entire galaxy a veritable spaghetti burrito of news for you guys this morning including a brand new teaser Quentin Tarantino may have a huge star in his next movie and of course now we get to figure out what men want the other than spaghetti burritos who's joining me Ashley oh here's Jon Schnepp sup everybody I can't wait to talk about the disaster artist but I'm under embargo no that's awesome go see it Kristian harloff is that your Apple why do you even Apple with you well it's not a stinky bagel but the good news one of the good news I'm very confused you ever see The Last Unicorn I've never seen it you should see you loved it I always thought it was has anybody he has seen Nellie yeah it has anyone here seen Kelly is that the name of the Last Unicorn is Kelly no it's just this crazy butterfly sings of wierd tune hashtag stinky bagel why you have him on the show ladies and gentlemen he gets right to the hard hitting movie news of the day even before we get to that rundown we have some very exciting news to report and it involves the sexiest man alive from 2010 so Ashley by my math that means at Blake Shelton is gonna be playing Deadpool in the year 2024 before we get to that Ryan Reynolds still gets another go-around come on Ashley he does but I don't have a run well it doesn't matter because we're just gonna gush about the teaser that we just received a couple hours ago where we saw Deadpool dressed as the legendary painter Bob Ross doing his version of the TV show very dirty very adult friendly lots of drug and sex references and then we also got treated to the first footage from Deadpool 2 so Ashley you and I got to enjoy this thing this morning the pre-production meeting what did you think about the first look at Deadpool 2 and then also the the Bob Ross spoof I thought it was hilarious to the it was almost dirtier than what I remember Deadpool to be which is just absolutely shocking I kept thinking is this real is this real he's making so many dirty jokes which of course I love I thought it was hilarious and I'm even more yeah it was almost like they took the r-rating that they had on the first day or they pushed it even a further step I thought that the the Bob Ross thing was funny and I was waiting for it to get old and it never got old because he's just so funny as Bob Ross and this is Deadpool in general and then we get to see some some quick images of what's going to happen all the action that's gonna be going on in Deadpool to some of our favorite characters from the first Deadpool and then we see a hand in ant Luke Skywalker's hand that is the hand of cable and that is according to the sweaty Jon Schnepp did you enjoy this teaser as much as I did I did I watched it with you I was laughing the whole time I mean you know making fun of Bob Ross is just fun because it's soothing everybody loves Bob Ross but ever like he'll make a little trees now make it read everybody could do it but Ryan Reynolds just does it I think the best I've ever seen like turning every single phrase into something dirty naming all the paints something crazy and 30 men in black every single paint like he just enjoyed just the the text that's going on underneath while he's talking about don't eat the trees so I absolutely I could watch an entire episode of Deadpool Bob Ross I would I can't I hope that's on the blu-ray DVD special and the like five seconds of quick like three frame flashes that we saw of Deadpool to just whetted my appetite I cannot wait to see this movie so yeah I loved it you say the word wet and it means something Christian I think you finally got through it I know", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="it you say the word wet and it means something Christian I think you finally got through it I know you might had some trouble watching the Deadpool 2 teaser this morning with the the tykes around well no it was funny because I was like well it didn't say read ban I didn't think it did anyway and so I started watching is like I was just doing the Bob Ross thing that's that's gray and then he goes I love cocaine and hear that I shouldn't hear that and then he stand then he throws the f-bomb and like all right we'll watch it later so but I did watch it I just want to know this is what I love about Deadpool in the marketing the first time is it's the initial pitches of how do they come up with that you know they're sitting around going well we had to do something bizarre and then Bob Ross is thrown out I mean that's like the last time I saw someone dressed up as Bob Ross was finstock when he did it for JT the trial of JT but that was the last time I've seen that I love that that happened I love that they did that I love that they kept the theme all the way through and then I so of course those images at the end didn't give anything away just like throw you back to that tone and said get ready for it and it's basically what they told you right off the bat was we're gonna have the same kind of marketing campaign times 20 yeah yeah I mean you get that painting at the end that I really look like the family portrait where you see cable in there you see the cabbie you see the old lady from the first movie TJ Miller and they're very excited for him and I really loved the end credits because they had all these random names thrown in there my favorite random name in the credits was for security it said Dalton but as I loved the boom boom goes the dynamite I love jimJam the movie comes out next year and if this teaser is any indication we're gonna have a pretty similar marketing campaign to the first one and that is very good news to my ears let's move on to our first official topic where I do believe there's some words on paper thanks to a report from the playlist it looks as though Rotten Tomatoes won't be unveiling their score for Justice League until Thursday at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Time nearly a full day after reviews go online the reason actually comes as part of a promotion for a new C its kippot show on Facebook and which Ron Tomatoes will officially unveil the score for new releases though many have taken online to say there's a massive conspiracy afoot with WB trying to delay the score until the movie drops for Thursday night showings it's likely this is simply a promotion for the Rotten Tomatoes original series as no doubt plenty of fans will be tuning in to see see it skip it to check out the score reveal for Justice League mark thoughts on Ron tomatoes delaying the score for Justice League from what we want to know about Justice League guys this is actually why they're doing it is to promote the new see it skip its show which is a show that I have a lot of friends over rotten tomatoes I've met with them and the two hosts of see it skip it our buddies of mine Jacqueline Kohli and she's gonna duel lo woo they're hosting it tonight and the reason why they're doing this show I think that even in the iterations this and I know this from talking to some people over Rotten Tomatoes is that they wanted to have a show where they cleverly reveal the tomato meter because obviously it's gonna get a lot of people watching it not just for Justice League because they've had this the works for a while and when they told me about this concept a couple months ago they mentioned that this is something that they want to do every week so this is not specific to just Justice League although I know that there's always gonna be fans that are saying well because we knew where the tomato meter was for Batman V Superman and maybe that turned some fans up maybe that galvanized a hardcore fan base maybe that", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="V Superman and maybe that turned some fans up maybe that galvanized a hardcore fan base maybe that just is a tertiary product of this but the reason why they want to do it on this show is because it helps promote this show and has less to do with Justice League but Christian I'm sure there's gonna be a lot of eyeballs on this program now because we get to see what the tomato meter is I'm very curious maybe so about I think it's a terrible idea I think it was a terrible idea for them to do this because they think you're putting too much pressure on the host I think that well you have to do there because I know both of the hosts I've seen they're working they're very talented and they're really good but what you're doing now is this has to be the best show that you have ever produced I mean this you cannot fail in this first show because all these eyes after are going to be coming after you for a Justice League to find out that score they have to be the funniest that they've ever been they have to be on point they have to make doubt the audience fall in love with them because the audience is going in general if you review Justice League and say one bad thing about it even if you loved it you say one bad thing they eat you alive the fact that you're holding this score back this is a volatile community that you're dealing with you so I think it was unfair to the hosts to do it for this movie first I think I understand the move I understand why they're trying to do it but I think it is a terrible move for them to do on their on their first done iterations of the show before no no I'm talking about holding the score I'm saying holding the score and then waiting for for Justice League being the one because yeah but it's not I haven't been on camera it would be like if we got to reveal it on movie talk I don't think I'd be that nervous if we got to because I've done movie talk but if we had a sit Tomatoes score my point is that not a lot of people know about the show and now to your point they will know about it more so now because of this review but you're putting a lot of pressure on the host I I think it's I understand the move but I think it's a terrible no I think they're great hosts and I mean no Christians are not speaking to me the great hosts but I like I just I I know them and I know they've worked in this industry for a long time so if you get this piece of information I think of anything it gets you excited as a host of like yeah we're gonna do a great show and that's what I'm saying it's not like the they're taping the show today right so it's not like the show is live watch so if something did happen or they didn't like a line or whatever you can you can take it out I mean this is like if you gave us movie talker schmoes to premiere something like that I think of anything I don't know my way to be able to step up and yeah but I don't know if I would do it though for I think I think there's I think that particularly it's just it is to hold that score back and let it go on on that particular show I think it I just think it's well it has less to do with the host and more to do with like taking an aggregate of all these different reviewers which is and then making a show out of it and then holding that back is the problem I have with it it's it should just be like here's what these five people have weighed in on and then ten more weigh in yeah and that changes the score it shouldn't be like we'll hold back on our score I think that's messy yeah that's it personally I don't care if they have a show or not I think it's great and I love rotten tomatoes because Rotten Tomatoes wouldn't exist if it wasn't for all of the different critics who are who make up what the sum total of Rotten Tomatoes is it's the sum total it's not its own specific well what did Rotten Tomatoes say it's like no it's what all these different people said you guys are part of the critics of Rotten Tomatoes", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="no it's what all these different people said you guys are part of the critics of Rotten Tomatoes so like if you guys did your review yesterday at 11:40 or whatever the embargo lifted last night you online right now can go and read every single critic who is part of Rotten Tomatoes who has weighed in and you'd may be able just by math but look you have to know math um way add up your own score it's like waiting for Ron to me this is goofy and just in its own way it's like be lazy and don't figure it out or go online read a bunch of other point my point is not not because like I said I know both the hosts there yeah very talent what I'm talking about is that I think it's a I think it's a kind of a not a great move by Rotten Tomatoes the company in general to hold it off go hey you want you want to find out what what the score is unjustly go watch it on our show of course the hosts say you wouldn't do that if what I was gonna say now was that of course the hosts are gonna be like yeah we want to take this on give it to us because that's big for them of course it is but Rotten Tomatoes as a company shouldn't hold score because of what everyone is thinking about with Justice League and want to know it there just we should point that was the point I was jumping off that is they you think if Collider had come up with the tomato meter you don't think that they're that you would want to come up with a way to monetize that or make it a big production just having it leak out slowly and watch it I think this is a I think this is a dynamic strategy to say we know that everybody's focused on the whole number and we're going to release it at this time the day before the movie comes I don't think that's fair because they released there are other numbers way before movies come out and that could help the movie or hurt the movie and now they're specifically doing it for 100 is it gonna be from every forever I think what they want to do with the show is it every week you don't know what the tomato meter is until you tune in to this show some pure B's and then what happens if you don't watch the show then you have to wait until like the day it comes out because you didn't get a chance to watch the show or your mate you're holding people hostage to watch your show so no but or you can actually be proactive and go and read your own critics like you find out like when I was used to be in Chicago I read Roger Ebert so I mean it's like you know what I'm saying like you have your favorite critics that you'll read and like I'm assuming everyone out there reads or watches different critics reviews of different things so you don't necessarily need an aggregate that comes up with a some number so I I think it's like okay if they do that for every single movie going forward but now it has to be like for every movie going forward they can't play favorites the optics on this might have a lot of people saying oh they're just doing this for Justice League and I think the point of the show is it they want to make it an event when they announced the score and I think that's fine because you're not holding people hostage because you're allowed to read reviews it's it this is not saying that we review embargo is up tonight it's the review embargo so that was up yesterday yes and all the stuff all day today you can go watch a review you're gonna see your Sabre critics field you don't get that collective score that's why a lot of people go to Rotten Tomatoes they go watch the collective score they don't go try a couple of your favorite views and of course like people have already looked at our review people have watched a Collider Ranger people have done that for shorten that's what they're gonna do like Jeremy John's review came out they click on it they watch it but then they also want to see what that collective score is going to be ours being one of those two and I think by saying well you can find out but find", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="is going to be ours being one of those two and I think by saying well you can find out but find out on Thursday at 8 p.m. it's like no just what is it well it is their company they could do what they want said of course someone else could come up with their own aggregate show mine is blue rotten green tomatoes or whatever like you know mine comes out every day I think it's a very valuable piece of IP that they created and so if they want to either monetize it or they want to say hey this we're gonna make this into a vent I think all the more power to me because it's a smart marketing strategy how do you feel about this hat um I think that conversation just got more intense than I thought it was gonna be what reversal than I thought um I think it's honestly I think it's pretty genius of Ron tomatoes to do this because they know that people just go online type look at the score and then that's all there is to it why not capitalize on people wanting to see your score so I think it's a pretty smart move but I definitely get your point Christian I don't think what it's like battlefront started as a battle do the same thing where they like they basically said you can have all these we're not gonna charge you for anything and then it's like aw but you have to do all these different things or you can pay it's like you're if this is from this day forward I don't have any problems are there specific about individual movies don't upholding information I think that's kind of like I cut actually off no I just think that people that are planning on seeing this opening week that this isn't going to change they're already bought they already bought their tickets they're gonna see it regardless and you know you'll be able to see the score if you're gonna see it next week anyway so I don't think it makes that big of a difference and you know what's funny is like it's not even gonna effect justly cuz most people actually liked it so it's like it's not gonna get it like a 13 on around tomatoes I don't know what Ron tomatoes is because they're holding the numbers back but when that comes out I can almost guarantee you it's going to be way higher than the Batman V Superman and Suicide Squad yeah if you really want to know what everybody thought about Justice League you can do your due diligence and go check out all the reviews that are out there already if you're so reliant on one number to tell you if you should go see a movie or not then I think that's a that's a fallacy your judgement anyway but if you want to wait for that number then you should probably check look I'm much more upset about the Blake Shelton's sexiest man alive you're telling me that's the sexiest guy on earth right now hold Gwen Stefani yep she's happy I don't I'd go Adam Levine all right next door in a new report from variety three studios have emerged as the frontrunners to distribute Quinn Tarantino's next movie the top three include Warner Brothers Sony and paramount with Warner Brothers actually transforming their lot to match the time period using the Warner Brothers logo from 1969 as the marquee outside the studio Sony also reportedly created a big pitch focused on marketing and domestic as previously reported Tarantino is eyeing Margot Robbie for the role of Sharon Tate and is said to have also written rules for Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio deadline is now reporting that Tom Cruise is also on the shortlist of talent Tarantino has spoken with about one of the two lead male roles though they caution it will come down to scheduling should nap thoughts on the top three Studios up for Tarantino's next movie and do you think Tom Cruise would be a good addition I love this I don't want to see Tom Cruise as Charles Manson I don't see Brad Pitt play Charles Manson you ever seen 12 monkeys and you see his like crazy performance in 12 monkeys you know what I'm doing it so yeah I'm really excited about I love that the studios are", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="12 monkeys you know what I'm doing it so yeah I'm really excited about I love that the studios are doing all this kind of stuff like rolling out the deluxe red carpet for Tarantino because all of his films are great I just watched hateful eating again a couple nights ago it's such a fantastic film and that they're transforming it out they just did they put all these 60 styled cars and the waiting room was all modeled with like 60 style furniture they did they went all out they're like look we're all in you got that hundred million son here's those gross points off first revenue son so those are the things that Tarantino's asking for which I think is ballsy I mean that's I mean he's at that point where why not be gangster so he's being gangster because he knows that everyone's gonna go see this movie it doesn't matter what it's called it doesn't matter if it's a it's about it's about Manson playing music the whole has nothing to do with charity it's just him playing his stupid songs everyone's gonna want to see it because Tarantino's writing it cuz he doesn't mess around so i think it's i think i love this news it kind of makes me feel like old hollywood you know when it's like this is the way things this is the way things should happen yeah I mean Warner Brothers brought does not care what the actual story of this movie is from recent reports it would take place in the late 60s early 70s but it might not tie in as directly to Charles Manson or the Manson murders as one might initially suspect so you write stuff this could be about Charles Manson introducing Brian Wilson to a sand guy to put sand in his studio for Pet Sounds for two hours and they would want it why because you got the name Quentin Tarantino and you have huge stars potentially Tom Cruise attached Christian they accepted they rolled out the red carpet when Tarantino arrived at Warner Brothers there was a circular entrance in front of the building with cars from the late 60s they the water brothers logo from the late 60s I mean they went all out to get this movie now they hear Tom Cruise might be involved was this something you try out 100 mil for yeah absolutely I mean cuz Quentin Tarantino is one of those rare directors that he sells the movie like there are there are a handful of directors that when you hear about their movie coming out you it's an event whether it's Quentin Tarantino Morton Martin Scorsese Christopher Nolan like you know Francis Ford Coppola people when you hear those names when you hear those names it's like okay I'm gonna see I don't care what it's about and then when you hear that it's like you said with Manson running around with a guitar and then whether or not whether or not Tom Cruise is gonna play Manson or somebody you know that's associated with him we don't know but Tom Cruise in a Tarantino movie is brilliant because the whole point of what he's been able to do with his career lately is he can flip it on it on its head and flip your perception of him on its head like that he did an entropic Thunder where you saw that that role used over wait a minute that that was Tom Cruise even know it was him to the ending he was eight he's able to do that he went back to action show that at his age he was able to do action and he's also he's he is able to take risk now I missed the other one that he did but I heard it was really good the the American made an American man was really good maybe stable to do more stuff there so I want to see what he's able to do in a Tarantino movie because I also want to see it's the one movie where he will have to listen to his nothing isn't listen to his directors but I mean it's not about it's not a Tom Cruise movie it's a Quentin Tarantino movie every movie he does it's a Tom Cruise movie this will be and Tom Cruise went at it with eyes wide yeah right right you know that was my little John Kruse I don't want it to be a combative situation and especially with", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="know that was my little John Kruse I don't want it to be a combative situation and especially with the way the mummy turned out it became cruise control became an action lose now I get that with Tarantino they know I know and I don't want to write I feel like it's got to be you know like you're doing a Tarantino movie you like that's what you're doing it's not like he's not he's not doing a Tom Cruise movie that has to be laid out but I wonder if this is maybe hinting at the future decision-making of Tom Cruise is that he might want to step away from doing as much action I mean look the guys coming off The Mummy where it wasn't well-received his performance felt out of place to a lot of critics Mission Impossible was great and then he suffered a very serious injury doing his stunts by the most recent Mission Impossible movie so this could be him transitioning slowly out of the action game and singing to take on more meaty roles that have more of a deeper emotional conflict within them and maybe more Oscar statues in the future yeah agreed okay good point Saul Ashley you like Tom Cruise in there you know well first of all when I read this story I was kind of a little bit bummed out that cuz I love true crime so much and to hear that this isn't actually going to be about the Manson Family murders I'm like well now what's it gonna be about than a year 1969 all right cool but um I guess you know talking to great talent obviously Tom Cruise he kind of annoys me sometimes cuz he he just acts like oh I'm Tom Cruise I'm comin I'm Tom Cruise but I actually did like American made so maybe he is branching out and being a little bit more you know on the DL and I think Jennifer Lawrence was actually even in talks at one point so well you know when you have top-notch talent with a great director it's gonna be fabulous right I just gotta add a lot of things happen in 1969 see some murder you know I know your murder obsessed but you know there's other things on the planet besides the Manson murdering people crime podcast to get your glory days Tarantino's a guy they could take any time period any premise and I think we've a nice tapestry he made up he named Rumplestiltskin but he could turn that straw into gold we got one more story and is this gonna be gold or well we're going to buy or sell now well then let's buy or sell with gold coins yeah and a report from The Wall Street Journal Illumination Entertainment is nearing an agreement with Nintendo to make animated Super Mario Brothers movie based on the iconic video game that's where the gold coins joke exactly elimination is owned by Chris melody andriy and Universal Studios and has produced a Despicable Me and secret life of pets franchises illuminations macguff studio in Paris is currently in the early stages of development with a release say yet to be determined Christian buyers sell an animated movie based on Super Mario Brothers very tentatively buying this because I want to see because ever since that 1993 crap pile on ice regardless what late to the party says it is it is garbage film and it is it almost ruined Super Mario Bros because they didn't want to ever put that they didn't want anyone else to ever touch Bob Hoskins career in tennis they wanted it said no no we're never no one's ever doing a movie ever again because that movie was so bad but the reason I buy it is because I think in animation form is where it should live and what they should do the reason I tentatively buy it is because I thought secret life of pets was a big big misfire I thought at the beginning of I thought they sold it to you as this is gonna be Toy Story with dogs and it became that for about 10 minutes and then it just became the silly crime movie dogs driving cars I hated that it was bad it's really bad and so what I'm when I get worried about it's the same thing they're gonna do is that they instead of saying what they should just do with this movie", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="same thing they're gonna do is that they instead of saying what they should just do with this movie is make it based on the game like he's got a you've got to rescue the princess he's got to go through the through these moments making a fantasy movie inside of this illumination studio and don't put it in don't don't put it on earth with you you know with humans and running around and then this is this other stupid adventure just keep it true to the game and then I'll bio once I see a trailer but I like the idea that they're gonna do it yes you almost worry about them staying true to the game or games because there's so much mythology to mind yeah all the Mario creations that have happened since when we first got to scene here in America in 1985 of me that was just a simple story of a plumber and sometimes his brother the first plumber done going to rescue a princess and now you have all these different cast of characters and vehicles and a useless dinosaur named Yoshi that does not belong in this movie at all how do you feel about the Super Mario Brothers has your opinion changed as we heard yesterday Brooke do the nanny Luke delimit that's right Donkey Kong Sun where's Donkey Kong that's the original that Donkey Kong shot have been being it or I know that's the only reason I'm gonna buy it if Donkey Kong they have to have the origin of Mario not Mario Brothers Mario the plumber saving the princess from Donkey Kong so I would love to see that part of the mythology built in and then you've got to buy from me yeah yeah I mean I think doing a CG version makes the most sense I'd like to see there I mean I talked about yesterday we were talking about like making a live-action you know marathon of all the stinko movies Double Dragon I think that Mario is cross-generational there's a lot of different people that have a huge affinity for Mario despite what we saw with the 1993 movie and the way to do it would be animated this could be it could compete with Mortal Kombat actually for the greatest video game movie of all time that's that's a yeah it's a tough thing to follow but I would love for this to work like I would love for this to work I think that Super Mario Brothers is the franchise that everybody knows and it could really turn around video game movies and I mean I love ilumination minions hold a special place in my heart so here we go yeah I will say how dare you on Yoshi Yoshi needs to be in this movie Yoshi especially animated film to have Yoshi in your she's gonna be like the comic relief of like the dinosaurs to help us rescue princesses we had ourselves we had our width we occasionally had fireball shooting from our crotches and that's all we need gonna get that checked yeah well yeah I mean it still hurts a little bit down there we'll Mario get to the castle find out thanks to illumination and our next story Shelby in a recent appearance on CBS Sunday morning original Halloween creator John Carpenter revealed that Blum House's new Halloween movie would ignore all the sequels but declined to reveal much else we now have a bit more clarity courtesy of co-writer Danny McBride in an interview at Yahoo McBride definitively vo the time frame will see the upcoming horror redo saying we're kind of ignoring all the films past the first one it picks up after the first one but it's sort of an alternate reality it's as if the first Halloween ended in a slightly different way mark buyer sell the new Halloween movie ignoring all the sequels and a sort of alternate reality now you're totally by it I don't need any other Halloween movies I like Halloween too and there's a couple other ones that no there's a lot of season of the witch fans out there but if you're ending at this one I mean the only thing that really smite our up was okay so we're ending it in a slightly different way than the original Halloween ends I I want to figure all that out because I don't think you messed with", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="the original Halloween ends I I want to figure all that out because I don't think you messed with the first one and I don't think that's dynamic Brides or anybody else is on this new movies intention especially with John Carpenter being involved somewhat so I like what I'm hearing I like the Jamie Lee Curtis is gonna be coming back so everything I'm hearing about this Halloween movie is a buy for me so far how about you should have yeah I'd buy it I mean mainly because of Danny McBride and just finished watching Vice Principals season two I mean the team that's behind this look they've done comedy so well comedy in a tragedy horror go hand in hand I think I'm looking forward to seeing what they're gonna do in the alternate version universe of Michael Myers so yeah everything you said I'm in Christian you in yeah big by yeah this is a very smart move there's been seven hundred and thirty three of Halloween's that we don't we don't we don't need any more to keep continuing on like eight nine Michael Myers in space Michael Myers in a volcano you don't need it anymore if you want it you go back and you say well we're gonna retcon pretty much everything and we're gonna say it's it's very similar comet Logan did if you think about it Logan is this side adventure to where it might it could tie into all the other extra movies you've seen but if they decide to do another one in that particular timeline then maybe it didn't yeah I'm fine with that because I think that if you the first Halloween is arguably one of the best horror movies of all time if you continue right where you left off and then Jamie Lee Curtis I think she died in like the seventh one or the 12th one whatever it was yes so but now that she's back alive and they pick up after it took off and they have a good story yeah this is a very smart way to do it big by okay well the next story is going to help all you ladies out there getting side arm ale noggins deadline reports that paramount players has signed empires taraji P Henson to star in what men want a comedy remake inspired by the 2000 hit romantic comedy what women want the new version follows a female sports agent who has been constantly boxed out by her male colleagues when she gains the power to hear men's thoughts she is able to take advantage of the gift and races to sign the NBA's next superstar the studio is fast tracking the film and is set for release on January 11 2009 teen Christian buyer sell what men want with taraji P Henson I'm gonna buy the what men want I'm gonna sell to Raj B Henson as the lead I would rather scene who was Tiffany Haddish fans Tiffany Haddish I'm not a baby I don't love trash Bri Henson I think that she sometimes this is something about her I don't know but I think that I would have much rather seen Haddish do this role but I do like the idea of the remake on the other side I think it's smart I think it could be really funny and I want to see I want to see what they come up with so I'm not just gonna say sell I'm not gonna see it cuz she's in it I do think she's a talented actress but I just there's something I just don't I'm not as big of a fan as everybody else's I'm a pretty big fan of Hanson I think I'll buy this I here's my issue with it it's not the star of the movie it's just at the premise like when what women won came out I'm not a woman so I don't know what that's going on in their head so I can give them the credibility of like oh well okay maybe they're thinking on a higher plane than all the crap that's going on through our heads but I know what happens inside this and it shouldn't it should never get out like it's like I I don't know how I can sit there and watch and see all these guys on screen and be like I know what you're really this is not what they're gonna be waiting there's no areas I'm buying it because that's what they're doing if they don't do it like I gotta go guys a dirty dog that's weird a crazy brain", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="what they're doing if they don't do it like I gotta go guys a dirty dog that's weird a crazy brain freaked out I mean come on that's what we if they're really gonna go there then they really got to go there doesn't even matter to me who is the female star right now they I mean you're right I think Tiffany Haddish would have been a lot better but the premise is what the way it's written is what matters you get a good actress I think she's a good actress so straight actress you know that's what I mean it's like Mel Gibson didn't really matter in that in his in that movie it matter how it was played out and you know so I mean I feel like the script is the most important thing and they've got to be harsh it's got to get you know it's got to get doggy Ashley Henson was crazy just build a bridge over that she was great in hidden figures do you think that she's the right star for this vehicle or do you think that regardless who's starring it this thing's going on now that Christian mentioned Tiffany Haddish don't even think of that I would have loved that but i'ma still be in the movie yes she could I'm really excited for this movie regardless though because it's been a while since we saw a good romantic comedy and they really hope that this brings back ROM cause because I love ROM cogs well hopefully we get rhythm comes back in full force that's not gonna happen it's not not with your inside men's minds it's not gonna happen I'm sorry to crush your dreams Ashley but that's not going to happen I love jokes like that though there's absolutely no romance whatsoever spaghetti or burritos no it's just the overall you keep playing of Super Bowls at Redskins right that would be a great playing the whole time music we are gonna move on to mailbag and we're gonna save some time to the end of show for you live Twitter questions to go ahead start tweeting us right now at Collider video in the meantime I want to remind everybody we have a very special screening coming up thanks to our folks here at Collider of video November 29 at 7 p.m. in Los Angeles Collider is hosting a thor ragnarok screening our own frosty stephen want rob will be moderating it you're gonna have an extended Q&A with director Tycho ytt you can enter to win right now on Collider comm again the screening actually takes place in November on November 29th in Los Angeles 7:00 p.m. so if you're gonna be in the Southern California area on November 29th definitely head to Collider calm right now and see how you can enter to win that contest should be a lot of fun the Justice League non-spoiler review is up both on Collider and video and on schmoes no YouTube channels right now so make sure you subscribe you can check out that before the rotten tomatoes core comes out tonight there's an all no Heroes is going to be up later on channel hosted by that's what he nerd mr. Jon Schnepp and an all-new Schmo down between team action and above the line drop yesterday you do not want to miss that match with all that being said we'll move on to mailbag you guys can email us anytime Collider video at gmail.com and occasionally it's gonna get read on the air we even include your name in there yeah Justin Wright a crew had an idea based on the new last Jedi IMAX poster that dropped recently I think it looks amazing but is it the best Star Wars poster it certainly makes the case for being one of the best but I would love to hear what the panel thinks is the best Star Wars poster release of all time yes including prequels all thanks it's a great question Justin one of my favorite Star Wars posters of all time is a prequel to the Phantom Menace it's one with young Anakin standing there and Tatooine with the background and then you see a shadow of Darth Vader over I think it was just very artistic very well done simplistic my favorite Star Wars poster of all time I love return of the jazz my favorite Star Wars movie of all time is the simple Return", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="of all time I love return of the jazz my favorite Star Wars movie of all time is the simple Return of the Jedi poster with the hands just holding the lights a well you see is the lightsaber going up it's just sometimes simplicity works but I do enjoy these character posters where they throw a lot against the wall Christian I'm intrigued by this IMAX poster because we see kylo Ren but it's also there's there's been in there and then he's holding the kylo Ren mask why would he be holding his mask is this some sort of graduation from the masker is just just having more appendages of him in the poster no we've seen it in the trailer he gets rid of the mask I mean he there's something that he wants I think that the mask is gonna signify something like to where he I feel that in that in that we see him the first time in force awakens and he's pretending to be Vader and then even ray says tell me you have this fear that you're not gonna live up to what Vader was I think he gets rid of it he's starting to get rid of that he's starting to become his own person so that's why he smashes that particular helmet but I love this poster I do and my favorite is new hope I mean new hope is is that that originals true the original Struzan poster that I can't it was true which one are you talking about the 1977 one with him on the rock yeah no that wasn't sure wasn't sure I was a Hildebrandt oh great that was the one wasn't Bob Ross but that was that's my that's my favorite I thought that that goes back to that George Lucas envisioned of what this thing was supposed to be this old school kind of serialized space opera and it still signifies exactly what Star Wars is today Jon Schnepp you dig this poster and your all-time favorite I like this poster you know we had talked a little bit about them you know Rey wearing a red cape but I guess a lot of people wear red capes in Star Wars but I don't know if that means anything if she's looking to go sit whatever but I think it's okay my favorite all-time posters both versions of the original Empire Strikes Back the Gone with the Wind version where you see Darth Vader in the background you see a tauntaun you see Han and Leia and c3po and r2d2 and then there is I believe it's a polish version that then was used here where it's darth vader like standing over all of these hats and it's just it really it's just this epic kind of uh as a kid it just made me because I loved Star Wars and then the idea that they're making another one was the most exciting thing to me because you didn't know what it was gonna be and where they're gonna go so I remember seeing those images and just all of my synapses were firing like oh they're on an ice planet and all this other stuff so to me when I see those two posters it brings back that childlike wonder so yeah so actually you have convoy around ditching the mask you have rey for whatever reason wearing a red cape anything standing out to you and particular about this new iMacs oh my gosh this poster is I love this poster so much I think it just might be my favorite colors together are red black gray I just it looks so sick and it reminds me of that shot that we saw in the trailer of the Red Room I love this poster Red's a fine color just as long as when you ignite a lightsaber as long as your your saber as long as your Khyber kit crystal doesn't turn the thing Reds lose your stream isn't red kids at home you're gonna be fine okay good let's move on the live Twitter right okay these violent delights have violent ends while there is a dramatic Twitter handle no that's their name that is their entire name right what are your thoughts on Universal pushing get out for the Golden Globes that's a comedy I love because I think it's it's it gives it a better shot to be recognized which is ultimately what the golden loaves are about and get out may not be considered a strict comedy but I think it's a horror comedy that's how I would", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="get out may not be considered a strict comedy but I think it's a horror comedy that's how I would classify it and it certainly has a lot more laughs in it than a movie like John Shep's favorite yuk fest of a couple years ago the Martian you like this move I hate this move absolutely it's one of the stupidest it's just like the Martian it's like get out is not a comedy I know you just said you think it is but it's not fun it's just funny moments in it I know I totally are I will argue with Mark after the show about this for at least five minutes it's not a comedy it's a horror movie with certain elements that are funny that's it I mean there's that I mean if you laugh throughout the entire movie good for you maybe it's a comedy for you but it's not classified as a comedy in any way shape or form this is so stupid I don't want to talk about it it's hard I mean I would say horror comedy there's a lot of satire and I think it's a musical she's so dumb do you think that there's an element to this decision Christian was because of who the director Jordan Peele was coming from a comedic background or do you think this is just a better way for the studio to get it more recognition all the above I think that um yet for the director for sure and Peele but I also think that and even the the guy who played his best friend there's only he all of his bits were calm he was funny but that's it let me finish my man Bob Ross getting his voice out oh you guys are cutting me off like I'm on fairness you do get an hour to talk in traffic on face won't eat a bagel disgusted you literally yell about getting cut off and I figured if you guys are gonna let me talk you keep going over the same points I might as well you know what an apples so mark what you were about to say nothing to say do you have anything you want to say if I get out and forget it all right so that my only point oscar's get 10 movies to nominate so if you get a more recognition at other award shows it could be more of a contender for mark mark I want to hear what Christian was gonna say it's so rude that you cut it well it's not it's it's not a comedy but there are comedic moments for sure the it's it's a Twilight Zone episode it is an overall Twilight episode it is haunting at points it is a satire for sure but it is it's not a comedy I mean there are funny moments the same way there are a lot of would you would you call scream a comedy accessorize a lot of the horror genre with some comedic moments and there's some funny stuff happening but it's not a comedy so I don't think this is a comedy either it's more of a dramedy if anything drama with some with some comedic moments but I would I recognize this move I would understand and say okay I can see why they would do this way more than the Martian okay actually if you are working at a video store yeah I don't I don't know what section I put this in but aren't you guys happy that it's actually getting recognition though like regardless of what it's being not only for organising the Oscars sure for that yes they're like regardless of what it's being nominated for I'm just excited I'm not because I think it's a short it's a short changing the movie it's short changing the directors short changing the vision of the film by calling it an effing comedy it's not a comedy it's not a musical either they should have just called it a musical because these award shows are so stupid they're worthless and that's what they're proving to me they're idiots I think the Golden Globes yes I would agree with you it's moronic I think we take all these things too seriously we take tomato scores too seriously but at least wallet one of us is getting all their fruit in let's do one more and then more okay Alan Reed writes if you could take a movie character to dinner who would you pick and why this Harding Michael Myers okay explain your rationale both you gentlemen are go Robbie plays Tonya Harding yeah", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="Michael Myers okay explain your rationale both you gentlemen are go Robbie plays Tonya Harding yeah and you said Tonya the character and Michael Myers is the original William Shatner mask so yeah but you're not getting Margot Robbie the actress you're getting her playing this crazy trailer-trash human being yeah but she eats Ashley you have anybody you would actually like to take these in her not named Blake Shelton the Joker I got whoo there it is the Joker just cause he's so hot there you go taking Jessica Lange from 1976 King Kong to a nice deal I think that she's been through a lot she was stranded on skull I went for a long time it was just her and a giant ape now look if I have to follow you having some sort of relationship with the giant prehistoric like ape I think I can do that okay I can be a comforting force I think I'm really good at being a nice ear to listen to people's problems she just had this this relate to this this is his boyfriend / Pet fall from the Empire State Building she's gonna be broken up about that we can share memories of pets that we've lost in the past then we can bond and forge a meal and hopefully enjoy a spaghetti burrito do I go with Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman you're taking her back fortunately you already took Tanya no take-backs yeah hell yeah because he's a cheap digs I could eat any he doesn't talk he's just gonna he has to take the mask off and get to watch him eat with his weird face someone said the Terminator it's a great idea to sit him by you're uh you just sit him right by your meal so no one bothers you or even the robot from rocky for I like that yeah I mean you could go with like a really rich person like Michael Douglas is Gordon Gekko because he's paying for the meal there's no way that ego is gonna let you pay for the meals who Tony Stark okay all right I might talk to Bruce Wayne too because like if I was there next to Bruce Wayne all I would do is pepper him with questions about this giant bat running around and you see I wish Bruce Wayne George Clooney no not Clooney I'd probably go Christian West Batman I want to see him just like I want to see what I want to see if he gives me any notes that he is a little upset that I'm making fun of this giant bat did he actually dresses up as cuz I know I'm on to you Wayne I'm on you Jack Burton Jack Burton from big trouble oh that would be good yeah all right well you guys have hang on I'm changing mine Snake Plissken oh there you go see okay but we have to be seated next to rocket racoon that bit going he's gonna eat a lot yeah well I have to fight the other raccoons on my back he'd win he would were there voicing him it's a character Movistar to break a pain fair enough it'd be really weird with Bradley Cooper hiding under the table right this was a really weird a very spirited episode of Collider movie talk thank you guys for joining us everybody behind the scenes as well as everybody up here on the table with me I let everybody get your individual plugs in but your mouths are all full with your various breakfast treats so for Ashley mova Jon Schnepp and Kristian harloff my name is merely Mark Ellis we'll see you guys tomorrow for another episode of Collider movie talk ballroom hey everybody Mark Ellis here thanks for watching this episode of collider a movie talk you want to watch more then click up here or you can click right here for more great content from Collider and if you haven't subscribed a Quadra video do so right now and share this video for watching you", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'})]

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[Document(page_content='From producer Tim Burton and replacement director Joel Schumacher comes a Batman movie that replaces the 80\'s gothic look of the first two with the ecstasy soaked fever dream of the mid-90\'s. Yup, this is definitely the worst movie I\'ve seen 30 times Batman Forever After Tim Bburton made Batman cool for the main stream, then put too much kinky stuff in the sequel to sell kid\'s toys, Warner Bros. picked Joel Schumacher as the pariah-- err... director to push the franchise in a more family-friendly direction -Holy rusted metal, Batman!\n-Uh? But hey! If this was the way we had to go through to get Nolan... take it away, Joel -Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?\n-I\'ll get drive-through. [sigh] Meet Val Kilmer\'s unique take on Batman He\'s not weird like Keaton, charming like Clooney, intimidating like Bale, swoll like Affleck, or emotional like a human. But he does contribute one major unique trait to the Batman legacy: His mouth is always open! I mean. bats do eat bugs... I guess that\'s one way to catch\'em Watch Batman face Two-Face: A man with the power of not being a threat half the time But there\'s also the onesy-wearing Riddler: Jim Carrey, at the height of his powers, brings the same manic energy he brings to his other roles Joygasm! Ssssssmokin\'! while Tommy Lee Jones makes the horrible choice to bring the same manic energy as Jim Carrey ...aand meee!!!! Watch these two actors try to one-up each other on camera ...while the real drama was apparently going down off-screen -He got up and hugged me, and said \'I hate you. I really don\'t like you\' Drill, as Batman faces his greatest danger yet, the only thing that can actually stop him for good: A therapist! Dr. Chase Meridian takes her place alongside Vicki Vale, as the latest Bat-girlfriend you\'ll never hear from again. She\'s got brains, brawn, and she\'s not using either of them Because all she does is perv out on a stranger in a rubber suit You ARE interesting Well, I wish I could say that my interest in you is... purely professional [many moans] My place. Mightnight I\'ve imagined this moment since I first saw you. Your eyes. Your lips. Your body. Experience the Bat-family grow bigger with Chris O\'Donnell\'s Robin, whose lame origin story of the Robin name I flew in like a Robin is still better than The Dark Knight Rises\' -You should use you full name: Robin\n-Thanks Witness a mid-twenties actor, who is best to play a cool teen, complete with cool motorcycle and learher jacket, giant 90s cool guy earring, and something no-one will ever make cool: Laundry Karate! Holy \'dry clean only\', Batman! This makes me wanna drink some bleach! So, witness the begining of the end of the original Bat-quadrilogy that put nipples on the Batsuit, launched Akiva Goldsman\'s career, and cut out the insane sub-plot with the giant bat, but survives today by hanging on to its three redeeming qualities: The Thumbs-up .gif The epic Seal song And the fact that no matter what you have to say it\'s not as sh*tty as Batman & Robin [Ka-ching] Never leave the cave without it Starring Hello, Reddit! I am actor and artist Val Kilmer. AMA! A chewed up Starburst! Jim Carries the movie Dr. Girlfriend The Adult Wonder Didn\'t sign up for this The world\'s craziest Laser Tag arena The "Batman! Yeah!" guy Batman! Yeah! The "Boiling acid!" guy Oh, no! It\'s boiling acid! and What\'s that, girl? Batman fell down a well? [bark] Batman Begins\n...to suck Did anyone notice Two-Face\'s lair only works if he is facing one direction? Do they have to rearrange the furniture when he turns around?', metadata={'source': 'CtBca6H6Teg'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnxv9OH-giQ

[Document(page_content="come on let's go there you so guys now it's time for us to fly again and travel now let's go to Natalia because again this kisser don't appear I'll see you next week okay bye now we will see you at the careful let's go in trouble okay so guys over here at the airport one hour before our flight we need to go and run okay so that is now we boarded we're going to LA for Netflix stranger things in ears we hear you the plane as you can see look how big this is so you have a 14 hours of life she is mom and dad drinking and the airplane me juice Cheers he so guys know about taking off [Music] guys now we're laying down and it's time to sleep you see yes there later Los Angeles California [Music] guys guess where we are Hollywood time [Music] [Music] so guys know we're here Netflix right there I'm gonna watch that tomorrow okay I know it's Halloween that's why hey guys so the music is here inspiring music look at that mirror though and that and mom is right there oh 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this breakfast place is insane oh yeah oh yeah sunrise right there daddy and mommy right there time to eat breakfast french toast two eggs and it's time here comes your breakfast is already french toast important jana and this for me and that's where dad guys now we don't eat in yeah and we need to go no but before that it's transition up into our coach in three two yeah and enough for that we're going to stranger things season two premiere so now let's go on with our day yeah you guys know facebook office going inside no guys no here you ready yeah who's that so now we're just waiting and I'm gonna gonna enter Facebook office Efrain okay now let's go in France so guys look at this this is the cafeteria off Facebook look at that far we should have a carpool video there carpool video here you ready and three two one here we done with the car jump now guys we're going upstairs Facebook headquarters yeah what's on your mind this is the Facebook wall guys so we should write here later yeah so we're here Instagram live a few inches later you guys we just finished like something about Instagram things we can't vlog it because it's fun potentials now just roam around and take some pictures you know what I mean and someone's hot shots so yeah they're going [Applause] because we were here at the Instagram and Facebook headquarters I'm gonna wear my jacket I'm wearing my hoodie blue hoodie three two one a back to our montage [Music] janna what's on your mind right now you know what's in my mind then the view maybe now let's write on the Facebook wall here in LA [Music] Oh what is that thank you so much what's that thanks to the grab for the booty so here's the Instagram room ooh nice look at this this like a Instagram stood yeah wait oh god I just can see here's the Instagram room right here and wait who's that is that a photo of Nana wait the dogs thank you so much for dusting hi guys thank you headquarters give you a few moments later okay guys so we're", metadata={'source': 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other two what can you say about that scary or you mean scary I mean it's a little scary but you know you guys didn't watch it there's so many funny parts and now we're going to the after-party so you will see you guys there in three two one let's go that's a little cold so now guys we go into the after party stranger things too and we walking around it's a little cold that's it guys along with a bunch of lights now we're here at the hakama sound fair it's like a Halloween party yeah let's give them a montage it's Meryl where else you take pumpkins it's alive come on let's go there don't go on say its turn now so let's go there let's go let's just go one time then everyone okay use the flashlight no okay so she doesn't know oh my what's up y'all oh yeah there's nothing you know why do we like calm oh man that and let them try this and either action yeah okay let's go in come on that okay so I'm with my dad right now hey that wheel nope it's not no I've been here Eddie oh my gosh my dad just got scared for the first time no was it scared you got scared the first time yeah yeah for the first I actually saw it was alive a toy in you now admit it see her action okay [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] okay so here we go again okay mom Jana and dad right there okay here we go here we go here we go [Music] are you saying [Music] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'Gnxv9OH-giQ'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqs3fxfmWr4

[Document(page_content="[Music] for the pencils body you need a type of wood that's soft enough to sharpen get strong enough not to bend under the writers hand pressure this German pencil factory uses cedar from California the wood is 0.2 inches thick and arrives pre-cut in slats of seven by two and a half inches one by one the slats pass under a giant cutting wheel it carves grooves that will become the channel down the middle that holds the lead the next machine fills the grooves with blue a special formulation that's slightly elastic this cushions the lid so that it's less likely to break inside the channel every second slide moves on to another conveyor belt the ones that stay on this line head toward the machine that lays in the led the led is made of a graphite and clay mixture baked in an oven at almost 1500 degrees Fahrenheit the LED laying machines wheel loads itself with LEDs their spacing matching the grooves in the slats now for the slats that move to that other conveyor belt an automated arm flips each one over slides it across a glue applicator then drops it on to a leaded slat on the other conveyor belt all the steps to this point have culminated in what is effectively a lead sandwich now a plunger squeezes those sandwiches together with a full ton of pressure it compresses them for an hour while the glue dries after that it's just a matter of slicing the sandwiches and a pencil this shaping machine makes the hexagonal profile in two steps first it's upper cutter forms three sides on top then it's lower cutter shapes three sides on the bottom as soon as the bottom side is cut the pencils separate now it's time to dress that Burwood one at a time the pencil shoot through a device called a lacquering head it coats the wood and paint yellow in this case last stop the rubber tip assembly machine first it squeezes the top of the pencil to slide on an aluminum ferrule then it inserts a rubber eraser into the Pharos other end and squeezes that tight the pencils are finally ready to roll across the grinding drum for sharpening [Music] by the time they roll off they're pointed perfection [Music]", metadata={'source': 'qqs3fxfmWr4'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ftGS_6i7mM

[Document(page_content="[Applause] draw up in Annapolis Naval Academy it's been a huge part of my life it's always a pleasure to be here I follow you guys every week confidence is really today's confidence it's not last week it's not next month so whether you won last week or didn't win last week that doesn't have anything to do with today it doesn't have anything to do with tomorrow don't worry about the army game there's nothing to do about any of that stuff only thing you can control is what you do today in preparation for the upcoming game next week against SMU you control what your effort is you control what your performance is put the most into it and you'll get the most out of it those good luck that rest of the year behind you every day every every week every season let's go out and get one [Music] [Applause] you", metadata={'source': '4ftGS_6i7mM'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0K5QoEj7FQ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WT7NU3Rwr0

[Document(page_content="as in his rear view mirror his former team indeed launching a three you can count it all cotton for JoEllen bead and kuzmic coming from the crowd Boyce Simmons on the run Wow try and stop him Ben Simmons third on the team he was the 27th pick in the draft yet he is third among rookies in scoring Dario sharukh in rhythm for three high efficiency there when you talk about not even having to worry about job Josh give and go and another dunk for been the past compliments of Jo Ellen beat who's averaging about three assists per game and unable to finish Lonzo ball still scoreless running the floor Simmons one more for Anderson is able to finish and a foul beautifully facilitated by Ben simony look at the vision Timmy to Big Ben to Justin sixer lead at 8 back him down he is simmons against ball and he got it done a confident looking Ben Simmons that time the other thing about Simmons just watching is his field it's got a credible field Radek with the jumper heroics overall for the Lakers Simmons nicely delivered to impede as Lopez came over to help out Ben said you know what I know my guys got to be open frankly these are two of the worst free-throw shooting teams in the league Simmons the Sun FriendFeed counted again and the big man goes to the line looking to complete his business he is so special - combination of strength and finesse absorbs the contact yet somehow still explodes to the rim nobody able to stop - whoa he's got ten one of three Lakers now in double figures coming a long way for that pass whoo nice look boy a nice pass indeed his fifth assist and a beneficiary Simmons another dunk for him to give him 10th his slow release give it Joel time to get out there Kontest sharukh got it Dario charge hits the three his second of the game ain't no shame in his game he is not gonna back down but can he deliver that time he got caught ball watching and Redick just snuck through the backdoor on the rookie and delivered - well whenever you gets caught staring at the ball you're gonna lose your man JJ recognizing Lonzo stairs that of Sam Perkins that droopy-eyed look that Brandon has Simmons attempt beam I'll tell you what they're working beautifully to get dozens i think he's gonna excel here i think this is a good place for him Kentavious caldwell-pope Ben Simmons very comfortable with that turnaround with the off hand and the wobble Kappa Rho is played well Simmons attracted the attention of the Lakers and be launching a three and donate goes for one and Jo Ellen be directing traffic at prep traffic cops using on nice look to Simmons beautifully delivered Jo Ellen be now tying a career-high his sixth assist Simmons moving on Randall caught it Don a gorgeous floater by Ben Simmons who is tracking a triple-double for him Brent brown is upset at Pat take a look at Ben the other end The Little Giant Killer finger roll [Applause] Simmonds yes [Applause]", metadata={'source': '9WT7NU3Rwr0'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj7DVNDb7To

[Document(page_content="[Music] hey guys it's Jesse B so today is a different type of video I was sitting down last night and suddenly had all of these memories from when I was a kid flood back into my brain and I was like did anyone else do these things when they were a kid because some of these things were really really strange but then I started talking to some of my friends and they were like yes Jess I did that as well so I thought why not make a video on this because I'm sure I can think of tons of things that everyone did as a kid that they thought was weird what other people were doing - now I know I'm a lot older than a lot of my viewers I am turning 24 24 so my childhood might have been a bit different than yours so some of these things you might have done and some of these things you may not have done but I think most of them you have done so let's just get into the video because I like to have long intros for some reason first one wrapping your finger around the telephone cord while you talk to somebody now most kids today won't be able to relate to this but back when my parents had one of those phones or the cords on them I would just talk and be like yes yes oh I dropped my whole body around in it number two being able to open up a brand new CD without scissors or a knife I know a lot of kids perfected how to open this perfectly you go to the corner where it's kind of folded over it just like I don't know if you guys ever drank kool-aid or Capri Suns when you're a kid but they came in I was like juice pouch things and first of all for some reason I always had difficulty getting the straw and a little pouch but when you finish it is it only me already to spend a few minutes just blowing into the pouch so it would expand and then you breathe back in and it contracts and just keep doing that without only me maybe does anyone remember receiving those little art packs for your birthday or like Christmas or something because I feel like this was a gift that everyone just received and for some reason my favorite part after using all these supplies was reorganizing them back into the case that was like always amazing the crayons would just make that popping sound when it goes back in or it was great oh my gosh that click noise that you would get when rotating the wheel of your disposable camera whenever I want a vacation as a kid my parents would always get me one of those disposable cameras and the sound the sound of the click and then take the picture speaking of clickings you guys remember those pens that you can get that had like I don't know like ten different colors on them and I would sit in class and I would pull down each color and just click it and go in a circle but sometimes two colors would get stuck and then you couldn't use the pen anymore and I was really sad and I feel like they ran out really really quickly oh my gosh probably one of my favorite things was while I was sitting in class and I would put glue all over my hands and once it would dry I would just peel it off and it would be the most satisfying thing like it would feel good but it would look cool too like I was coming off your hand and look like you were shedding skin all over your desk it was great okay I just have one thing to say for the next one and that is bugles you guys know what you did with bugles oh my gosh you put them on then your fingers they look like which hands you run around you chase after your friends with them and then you just satisfyingly take them off and eat them and then put more on afterwards this one I know everyone has done its what do you make pillow forts as a kid I know my sister and I used to go into the basement and make this huge pillow fort and we had these little tiny DVD players and we would sit inside of the fort and just like watch movies all night okay I never personally did this one but I have friends who did this one and it was when they would mix a bunch of sodas from the", metadata={'source': 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for knowing what these things are called but you know those things that when you're at camp or at school or something they were like parachute cloth things and you throw it up into the air and then put it behind you and sit down on the ground and you look up and you see all of those colors above you like a massive tent do you know what I'm talking about and then it would slowly fall down and then you get out and like do it again that was the best thing or do you remember when you had a CD and you put it in your CD player and it wouldn't really work too well so you take it out and like rub it on your shirt to try and get it to work better but usually the problem was there was little like marks or scrapes on the actual CD which really sucked because there was nothing you could do about that and the CD would just like skip while it was playing oh my gosh that was my favorite thing to do with my dad on a Friday night he would take my sister and I out to Blockbuster we would pick a movie gonna pick a snack and then we'd go back and watch it and like there's no more blockbusters around here anymore it's really sad do you remember smelling those like toys with the strings around them it was like on a ball with strings around it I don't know what they're called once again I have no idea what they're called but they're plastic E rubber spiky squishy toys yeah this is not going anywhere what about drawing that really stylized s I know everyone did this for some reason when I was a kid it took me forever to figure out how to actually do this all my friends were like oh watch me and they do it perfectly and I'd be like I don't get it but now I look back and I'm like jets it was so easy I could literally do a lock closing my eyes do you member telling your future with those um things that go like this cootie catchers what the heck were they called but you fold it up and someone would say like number seven and you'd have to do this seven times and they'd pick like one of those inside panels I need open it and tell them their future do you know what I'm talking about look for this whole video and roll watching is like no Jess we don't know what you're talking about or like playing mash where would also tell your few you're like your future husband the car the house the job you're gonna have how many kids you're gonna have I would take these things so seriously as a child like I got a future that I was not happy with I would literally cry and I'd be like we have to play again to change my future what about when it was really cold outside and you went out and when you blew out you thought there was like smoke smoke coming out of your mouth like I felt like a dragon I'd go outside and be like and it's giant like smoke cloud would come out of my mouth and I'd be like yeah I have a dragon inside me this one's disgusting but I know you've done it when you were really little and you picked your nose you tasted your booger I know everyone watching has what at", metadata={'source': 'Qj7DVNDb7To'}), Document(page_content="really little and you picked your nose you tasted your booger I know everyone watching has what at least once tasted a booger I don't even remember what it tastes like that's how long ago it was but I remember that I have before and it like gets stuck on one of your teeth and you're like it's so weird Oh a lot of you might have been too young for this but I remember when I was waiting for my ballet class to start my dad would be sitting beside me and I play on that snake game on his old like nokia phone I would never get very far like I would maybe last like 20 seconds and then I would die which is like really lame but my dad could play for like a really long time and I'd always be so impressed watching him play snake I know that for some reason I would take my Barbies in the bath with me I don't know why but I'd pretend they were like mermaids and I'd come up with this whole scenario in my head like they'd be at the beach or like something and my mom would walk in and be like Jesse you done your bath you and I'd be like no mom my Barbies are having a conversation right now and like their hair would be like all wet their clothes would be all wet and like I just like doing that I don't know why what about when you went on like long car rides and especially if it was raining out or something and you'd be in the backseat looking out your window and like pretending you're in a movie like you're in a movie scene where you're in the car just like looking all sad out the window and like there's a camera outside like watching you and you go down the road I'm like I don't know I always just had those thoughts as a kid it was really weird oh I remember I always used to catch grasshoppers but I would instantly regret it because I'd be holding them in my hands and I open it and they would have like peed all over me same with like ladybugs and stuff but I would continue to catch them even though I regret it because like they go to the washroom on my palms anyways though that's all I could think of right now if you guys can think of anything else that maybe tons of people would have done as kids definitely comment that down below I hope this was mostly relatable I feel like it was if it wasn't then I was definitely just a weird child by myself I don't know but yeah I hope you guys have an awesome rest of your day and I'll see you in my next video bye you [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'Qj7DVNDb7To'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZzIS17HexE

[Document(page_content="of going to Target to go buy the album and so we're gonna go do that she's not are you really good Tania walk we're walking we're gonna go get some magazines you know doing it we're going we're going to target we've got it's Claire it's Ellie we have arrived in the um in the well-lit parking lot just want everyone to be updated that we've already started stalking Christmas stuff at Arco oh wait wait wait we've seen it we've spotted it just gonna slowly like reveal the fashion statement happening over here hi how's it goin garden has been partially walked into now it's been fully walked into we've walked into the target we're in progress of walking still just so you guys don't keeping updated it's wrapped in shiny plastic you have in your natural element oh how can you even see me whatever what I'm wearing me now what you just showed me this was us on the fearless tour babies we're in here and we're facetiming people were facetiming cam and target is really really very it's it's very social right now so everything in them is different except for this the album is the same because I only made one else well there's what is that album cause I'm really transparent about all this I'm freaking out listen to Taylor Swift's in second grade insane huge fan why are you freaking out [Music] there's a ton intro that you [Laughter] hey I'm just act from restless present this is what happened to Nashville Oh Jonah we performed her song on x-factor about four years ago yeah now we're talking hers right babe awesome thank you my gosh you're adorable that was really sweet I mean you in Western Kentucky the word in a target Nashville I live across the street and just came [Laughter] is our tradition and you helped us and you've been dealing with the kind of the crazy lady say hi to anybody Hey really good", metadata={'source': 'vZzIS17HexE'})]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2EY93WfBQk

[Document(page_content="hi guys welcome back to my channel it's a girl a jackie ina thank you so much for joining me on today's review Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie I know I'm the last person on earth to review the morphe 35o r2d2 palette I am well aware that I'm the last person talking about the morphe 405 North polit I'm kidding it's actually called the three 502 palette and this is the sister palette to be ever so famous and ever so coveted three 5-volt palette that came out like three years ago and everyone went nuts I know this is gonna be a bold student but I really kind of feel like that how it is will put the warm well yeah I mean because you have like the Urban Decay Naked series but then when morphe came out with 3500 it was really like the only really warm neutral palette that kind of hit mainstream you know so we were shocked girl we didn't know what to do with it then it kind of got to a point where was like okay more okay we get it okay we see we knew we know it exists all right it keeps coming back okay we get it all right guy so now we have a number two palette I've been noticing there's a lot of stuff going with morphe they're like rebranding everything looks different even down to the promotionals on our visitas palette it looked completely different so you can definitely tell that morphe is coming for our edges okay so today I will be reviewing in DesMoines e35 old 2 palette for you guys by the way I've got great news all this time I've been using morphe and I was not an affiliate but uh as of last week that has changed it was definitely like oh okay well let me just get undressed over here sighs just go for it so um you're not gonna believe this but the name of the code is edges you guys don't like coming up weird name so I took a Twitter poll and everyone voted that they wanted edges so my morphe code is that just use code edges at checkout if you want a discount on all more few purchases you might need your edges after you see this tutorial for like about to cook up some fire with this palette so you might need your edges before we get started I'm gonna ask nicely if you're not subscribed if you are not subscribed when I tell you I will be coming for you and your grandkids find that button and make it and square up and make it happen okay I'm subscribed do it if you don't like warm neutrals what are you doing on Sasori oh just I'm just saying you already knew what you signed up for there's another collection of fiery hot oranges earthy tones you know what I think would be a great twist but then again it would probably different the whole purpose of being in the whole three five world family is that they added in like some dual chrome eat green colors like that would be kind of nice you know it's the ocean palette the Earth Wind and Fire palette I don't know let me start giving ideas first somebody steals them this retails for $23 I'm pretty surprised on the website it hasn't sold out yet I'm assuming they made a lot of a lot of a lot I'm so bad as a plus it has 35 eyeshadows and they're supposed to be blendable and very creamy which I find that sometimes Mac's from morphe can be a little tricky for me to work with because all my skintone like the shimmers across the board if you mess up shimmers you might as well just go out of business I'm not saying more if he does this but shimmers are easy to make sometimes with the mattes that really shows you how good the quality of a shadow is so I'm curious to see if these compared to the other palettes or if they're better and upgrade or if they're worse I've been pretty much a fan of morphe stuff across the board it's not the best stuff but it's also not the worst either it's like you get what you pay for you know and I think that that's also for the longest time while I didn't want to become an affiliate because I feel like people just assumed everyone who was", metadata={'source': 'p2EY93WfBQk'}), Document(page_content="while I didn't want to become an affiliate because I feel like people just assumed everyone who was affiliate was biased and I kind of held onto that but I'm not an affiliate and I still like this stuff and I feel like I've held on to that for as long as I possibly can so nothing's gonna change it's not like it's the first time I've been an affiliate for a brand I'm still gonna be giving you my honest thoughts and Tionne products let's get that very clear I'm gonna get into my base first I'm gonna do foundation brows all this good stuff I'm gonna wake up from the dead basically we'll get right into the eyes portion what did you I'm back they've kept the packaging but they changed the fonts this is the old and this is the new which I kind of think they could still benefit from changing this this is just you know for me and then when you open it up you get the sleeve with all the names which I personally first things first just for demonstrational purposes I'll hang on to this oh I'll play the game for now first color I will take is fire I love a swatch Barbies fires a little neon and I'm not trying to go me on just yet but I'm gonna take instead is heats which is this color right here yes heat taking Heat and I'm popping her right into the crease there's still a little bit of fire on my brush but that's okay first immediate thoughts is it could just be the way that I've prepped my eye it could be all in my head but I'm definitely feeling a little kick in the matte formula with this palette most definitely I'm finding this pretty easy to blend and I'm a swirler so as I dip and and swish-swish-swish I'm not getting a ton of kickback I'm not getting a ton of fallout why I'm getting followed on my eye but that doesn't really some people don't like fallout that doesn't really bother me and you know even though there's so many warm colors in this palette like it's isn't it's still technically fall or wait when did fall in I don't know I live in California so it's damn near spring all year round but this is definitely like a really nice color palette that I think you can get you so all year round I'm just saying cuz there's like earthy tones too it's not just about bright neons and oranges and you can also judge based on when you layer your mat so let's move on to the next color I'm gonna move on to chestnut which is a pretty warm burgundy brown chestnut is giving me a tad bit more kick back to thought I would point that out this time I'm using a slightly tighter brush to get into the outer corner of my eye this is a pretty subtle color I'm not really seeing a lot of it on top of our first color I'm also quite surprised that I don't really see a deep dark in this palette because I feel like brunette can take it there but brunettes almost kind of grayish so it looks more soft yeah just not it's just not giving me a ton of color like did I see the definition added to my crease absolutely but I wish I was getting a little bit more definition and this sometimes is the problem but I have the palettes like me it's almost like the dark mattes don't show as true to color as they should oh it's takete and start blending her along the bottom lashline girl if you have brown eyes if you have hazel eyes if you have green eyes this is going to be your look for summer 18 okay the brush I'm using by the way is the Sigma small taper to eat 45 I got big old bug eyes so it's hard for me to find brushes that don't make me look like a raccoon under here just to shake the table a little bit I'm gonna take brunette which is that sketchy color I was looking at earlier hopefully it's dark enough I'm almost kind of feeling like with palettes like these I think I need to start working backwards using the darker colors first and then layering it them into lighter colors because it's just you just gotta work sometimes just gotta make do that's all i'ma say brunette she's there brunettes definitely showing still", metadata={'source': 'p2EY93WfBQk'}), Document(page_content="just gotta make do that's all i'ma say brunette she's there brunettes definitely showing still pretty soft but it's showing up for sure start tapping at the lash line and then blend you know if you're a beginner with eyeshadow it's probably going to be more beneficial to do more tapping but it is swirling because once you're sore too far north good luck so I stick to the lashline and I start feathering the shadow upwards and that way I get more control over these colors so they be trying to take over okay you got to remind them I did this all right stay in your lane I'm also going to take brunette she's real cute or whatever and Davor in the inner corner I've been loving the halo look lately don't judge we all have our thing that we light so just blend that actually don't blend it tap her show her who's boss now I'm taking Chestnut in our same bottom lashline brush and I'm blending that out and smoking it well it looks really pretty long about lashline like this whole bottom look is just feeling very amber a very exotic a very summer in Miami I'm really kind of feeding for one of these too dark yellow Eagles these are just just doing something I mean right now um I think this is this is a tough choice I'm gonna go with this one this is zippy Zippy's cute personally I find I get along just well oh my god that's popping shimmer shadows on with my finger it just never really steers me wrong firing - I don't know why I just like layering shimmers just like doing I'm gonna actually take polished and this actually looks like rose gold let's see what that does on top of this color oh my god that's pretty that turned that into like a fiery almost like a cut like a copper and this wouldn't be a Jackie ina look without an inner corner color so I'm putting fewer right on top of it to prime to kind of brighten it up which was this color here lashes that I just discovered their base that Auk it's called whiplash and so I just bought I'm up a whole book cuz that was like I don't want one I want on all of them from this lash book I'm gonna be wearing fluff this is a color that I saw on Justine Skye a couple weeks ago on Twitter and I was like I don't know what that is but I need to have 12 of them but I've been rocking this lash oh ha these past couple weeks cuz they are really really nice this lash is like fixed so after I did my full face of NARS makeup a couple videos back a few guys told me to go out and get the casino bronzer from NARS and I actually do think I kind of like it taking casino into my neck and my jawline and the perimeter of my face this here was not god-given she's bronzed I'm gonna take peach my cheeks you guys this is probably one of my favorite products to launch this season from Too Faced their cream blushes oh she's starving you always girl oh I should shoot a campaign just like this let me just stop plan and okay so it's definitely not as bright as I thought it was gonna be thank God I've been dying to get my hands on this ever since I saw on Twitter it is beauty bakery's latest launch their coffee and cocoa palette look how beautiful look how I'm lost for words I'm initech la vida mocha and use that as a highlighter look how pretty that is this is actually looking and feeling more like it's supposed to be a blush so I'm blending that down into my cheeks and then I'm gonna take your grounded and pop that into my highlight that is so pretty oh my god now I'm taking a stippling brush because I do want everything to be blended especially with this look this is the perfect cheek oh my god look how pretty that is I'm gonna finish this off from my peachy matte spray love this stuff just this is pitch from colour-pop I always use this when I want to really really sculpted lip finish off this pulp and look I'm gonna take vinyl this is my girl orphis latest collaboration with more feet she's peach and she smells amazing so you know she's right up my alley actually more of", metadata={'source': 'p2EY93WfBQk'}), Document(page_content="more feet she's peach and she smells amazing so you know she's right up my alley actually more of like a peachy pink and the dark liner was so we can get that kind of ombre look don't it look like I'm going pumpkin picking or what do people do with the pump is out there pumpkin picking pumpkin jumping I don't know I never did stuff like that when I was a kid okay so that is the demo on the 3/5 Oh are two Z's now I've seen what the morphe double XL palette looks like aka the 3/5 vote so I'm gonna just keep making up names for stuff that's what I do I really wanted to do swatches but personally I kind of feel like swatches are kind of BS like I don't know is it just be like swatches don't really except for lipsticks lipsticks I do think our the one exception cuz you actually wear them the way that you swatch them unlike shadows when you blend them out you know what I mean um anyway just to render my thoughts I do think you definitely definitely get what you pay for for twenty three dollars I mean if you're starting out as a makeup artist or if you're just exploring makeup in general don't go out and buy a bunch of high-end stuff if you can't afford it if you can by all means but I think that companies like morphe are definitely bridging the gap from making artistic stuff you know affordable and accessible to people to the everyday average person just always be mindful though you do get what you pay for a lot of times I hear people compare this is the same thing as this enosis and I feel like when your chocolate like that is what will definitely definitely measure whether or not the quality of the shadows were really delivered what will show up on someone who's super super light or maybe even more on the medium side may not show up on me and that is definitely true for shadows when it came down to some of the colors like the deeper dark colors or the colors that were supposed to be deeper dark I had a little bit of trouble getting them to as you see show up on my skin tone and I always use the same base I used I did the same preparatory step okay so was it me I always go into that with some shadows knowing that I'm gonna have to do things a little bit differently so I would say maybe start with the darker shades first the darker mattes first and then work your way up to the lighter more bolder brighter colors because I think you may be a lot more happier with your application versus what I was trying to do working the other way around but honestly all in all great value for money I really like the color selections that more if he puts out I feel like it's foolproof you don't have to make your own palette or make the selections for you I think that morphing does a pretty good job at like creatively putting all the colors together for you at $23 a pop and you know the morphe codes be floating around you know like a lot of other stuff but you know that you can get a little bit of extra points off on top of that so it makes it worthwhile to be honestly do you guys like this look yes or no oh my god this highlight is doing everything for me I feel like this was like the perfect combination of colors for this look I don't think you guys enjoyed it I have fun hanging out today I hope you enjoyed today's video thank you again for watching and I I know i'ma see you on the next one right I didn't know I did not have to say anything all I do is I just sit back okay what time is it I did my thing I leave my tutorial right here for the world to see and you know you know what to do oh and don't forget to use code edges at your morphe check out thanks Thomas", metadata={'source': 'p2EY93WfBQk'})]

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[Document(page_content=". >>> GOOD DAY, EVERYONE. FROM NEW YORK, WE'RE COMING ON THE AIR TO BRING YOU TO THE WHITE HOUSE WHERE JUST A MOMENT WE'RE EXPECTED TO HEAR REMARKS FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP ABOUT HIS SWEEPING 12 DAY TOUR THROUGH ASIA AFTER ARRIVING BACK HOME IN THE U.S. LATE LAST NIGHT. THAT TRIP PARTLY OVERSHADOWED BY A LOT OF NEWS. THE TURMOIL INSIDE THE GOP OVER ALABAMA SENATE CANDIDATE ROY MOORE WHO IS RESISTING CALLS WITHIN HIS PARTY TO DROPOUT OF THE ELECTION OVER SEXUAL CONDUCTS ALLEGATIONS. IN OUR NATION'S CAPITAL REPUBLICANS GOING AFTER OBAMACARE INCLUDING AN APPEAL OF THE INDIVIDUAL MANDATE IN THE NEW TAX REFORM PLAN. THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, BUT WE'RE TOLD THIS COULD BE A LONG SPEECH BY THE PRESIDENT WHO HAS ASIA AND THAT TRIP ON HIS MIND. WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT KRISTEN WELKER IS ON THE NORTH LAWN. WHAT GUIDANCE ARE YOU GETTING ON THIS SPEECH, KRISTIN? >> HI THERE LESTER. WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS TELL ME PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS TO TOUT WHAT HE SEES HIS KEY SUCCESSES ON THE TRIP THROUGHOUT ASIA. HE'S GOING TO PUSHBACK ON SOME OF THE CRITICISM THAT HE'S GOTTEN THAT THE TRIP WAS MOSTLY ABOUT POWERFUL OPTICS AND NOT DELIVERABLES. HE'S GOING TO TALK ABOUT SOMEWHAT OF HE SEES AS KEY ACCOMPLISHMENTS. HERE'S THE PRESIDENT. HE'LL GET QUESTIONS ABOUT ROY MOORE. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LAST NIGHT I RETURNED FROM A HISTORIC 12 DAY TRIP TO ASIA. THIS JOURNEY TOOK US TO FIVE NATIONS TO MEET WITH DOZENS OF FOREIGN LEADERS, PARTICIPATE IN THREE FORMAL STATE VISITS AND ATTEND THREE KEY REGIONAL SUMMITS. IT WAS THE LONGEST VISIT TO THE REGION BY AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT IN MORE THAN A QUARTER OF A CENTURY. EVERYWHERE WE WENT OUR FOREIGN HOSTS GREETED THE AMERICAN DELEGATION, MYSELF INCLUDED, WITH INCREDIBLE WARMTH HOSPITALITY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY RESPECT. AND THIS GREAT RESPECT SHOWED VERY WELL OUR COUNTRY IS FURTHER EVIDENCE THAT AMERICA'S RENEWED CONFIDENCE AND STANDING IN THE WORLD HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER THAN IT IS RIGHT NOW. WHEN WE ARE CONFIDENT IN OURSELVES, OUR STRENGTH, OUR FLAG, OUR HISTORY, OUR VALUES, OTHER NATIONS ARE CONFIDENT IN US. AND WHEN WE TREAT OUR CITIZENS WITH THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE, OTHER COUNTRIES TREAT AMERICA WITH THE RESPECT THAT OUR COUNTRY SO RICHLY DESERVES. DURING OUR TRAVELS, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE WORLD SAW. A STRONG, PROUD, AND CONFIDENT AMERICA. TODAY I WANT TO UPDATE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ON THE TREMENDOUS SUCCESS OF THIS TRIP AND THE PROGRESS WE'VE MADE TO ADVANCE AMERICAN SECURITY AND PROSPERITY THROUGHOUT THE YEAR. WHEN I CAME INTO OFFICE, OUR COUNTRY WAS FACED WITH A SERIES OF GROWING DANGERS. THESE THREATS INCLUDED ROGUE REGIMES PURSUING DEADLY WEAPONS, FOREIGN POWERS CHALLENGING AMERICA'S INFLUENCE, THE SPREAD OF THE MURDEROUS TERROR GROUP ISIS, AND YEARS OF UNFAIR TRADE PRACTICES THAT HAD DANGEROUSLY DEPLETED OUR MANUFACTURING BASE AND WIPED OUT MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF MIDDLE CLASS JOBS. THE CHALLENGES WERE INHERITED AND THESE PRODUCTS REALLY SHOWED WHAT PREVIOUS MISTAKES WERE MADE OVER MANY YEARS AND EVEN DECADES BY OTHER ADMINISTRATIONS. SOME OF THESE MISTAKES WERE BORN OF INDIFFERENCE AND NEGLECT. OTHERS FROM NAIVE THINKING AND MISGUIDED JUDGMENT. IN SOME CASES THE NEGATIVE INFLUENCE OF PARTISAN POLITICS AND SPECIAL INTERESTS WAS TO BLAME. BUT THE ONE COMMON THREAD BEHIND ALL OF THESE PROBLEMS WAS A FAILURE TO PROTECT AND PROMOTE THE INTERESTS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND AMERICAN WORKERS. UPON MY INAUGURATION, I PLEDGED THAT WE WOULD REBUILD AMERICA, RESTORE ITS ECONOMIC STRENGTH AND DEFEND ITS NATIONAL SECURITY. WITH THIS GOAL IN MIND, I VOWED THAT WE WOULD REAFFIRM OLD ALLIANCES AND FORM NEW FRIENDSHIPS IN PURSUIT OF SHARED GOALS. ABOVE ALL, I SWORE THAT IN EVERY DECISION WITH EVERY ACTION I WOULD PUT THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FIRST. OVER THE PAST TEN MONTHS, TRAVELING ACROSS THE GLOBE AND MEETING WITH WORLD LEADERS, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE DONE. EARLIER THIS YEAR, IN SAUDI ARABIA, I SPOKE TO THE LEADERS OF MORE THAN 50 ARAB", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content="WHAT I HAVE DONE. EARLIER THIS YEAR, IN SAUDI ARABIA, I SPOKE TO THE LEADERS OF MORE THAN 50 ARAB AND MUSLIM NATIONS ABOUT OUR STRATEGY TO DEFEAT TERRORISTS BY STRIPPING THEM OF FINANCING, TERRITORY AND IDEOLOGICAL SUPPORT. AND I URGED THE LEADERS TO DRIVE OUT THE TERRORISTS AND EXTREMISTS FROM THEIR SOCIETIES. SINCE THAT TIME, WE HAVE DEALT ISIS ONE CRUSHING DEFEAT AFTER ANOTHER. IN ISREAL, I REAFFIRMED THE UNBREAKABLE BOND BETWEEN AMERICA AND THE JEWISH STATE AND I MET WITH LEADERS OF THE PALESTINIAN AUTHORITY AND INITIATED AN EFFORT TO FACILITATE LASTING PEACE BETWEEN THE ISRAELIS. I URGED OUR NATO ALLIES TO DO MORE TO STRENGTHEN OUR ALLIANCE AND SET THE STAGE FOR SIGNIFICANT INCREASES IN MEMBER CONTRIBUTIONS. BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ARE POURING IN BECAUSE OF THAT INITIATIVE. NATO, BELIEVE ME, IS VERY HAPPY WITH DONALD TRUMP AND WHAT I DID. IN WARSAW I DECLARED TO THE WORLD AMERICA'S RESOLVE TO PRESERVE AND PROTECT WESTERN CIVILIZATION AND THE VALUES WE HOLD SO DEAR. IN ROME, SICILY, HAMBURG AND PARIS I STRENGTHENED OUR FRIENDSHIPS WITH KEY ALLIES TO PROMOTE OUR SHARED INTEREST OF SECURITY AND PROSPERITY. IN SEPTEMBER AT THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY IN NEW YORK, I URGED THAT THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD JOIN IN CONFRONTING ROGUE REGIMES THAT THREATEN HUMANITY AND LAID OUT A MODEL FOR INTERNATIONAL COOPERATION GROUNDED IN RESPECT FOR SOVEREIGNTY AND THE RESPONSIBILITIES THAT COME WITH IT. ON EACH TRIP I HAVE WORKED TO ADVANCE AMERICAN INTERESTS AND LEADERSHIP IN THE WORLD. AND TO EACH OF THESE PLACES I HAVE CARRIED OUR VISION FOR A BETTER, A VISION FOR SOMETHING STRONGER AND SOVEREIGN, SO", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content=", IMPORTANT AND INDEPENDENT NATIONS ROUTED FROM N THEIR HISTORIES, CONFIDENT IN THEIR DESTINIES AND THE NOBLE CAUSE OF PEACE. IT WAS THIS SAME VISION THAT I CARRIED TO ASIA TWO WEEKS AGO. AND IT WAS THIS SAME COMMITMENT TO YOU, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THAT WAS ALWAYS AT THE FOREFRONT OF MY MIND AND MY THINKING. OUR TRIP WAS DEFINED BY THREE CORE GOALS. FIRST, TO UNITE THE WORLD AGAINST THE NUCLEAR MENACE POSED BY THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME, A THREAT THAT HAS INCREASED STEADILY THROUGH MANY ADMINISTRATIONS AND NOW REQUIRES URGENT ACTION. SECOND. TO STRENGTHEN AMERICA'S ALLIANCES AND ECONOMIC PARTNERSHIPS IN A FREE AND OPEN INDOPACIFIC MADE UP OF THRIVING INDEPENDENT NATIONS RESPECTFUL OF OTHER COUNTRIES AND SAFE FROM FOREIGN DOMINATION AND ECONOMIC SERVITUDE. AND THIRD TO FINALLY INSIST ON FAIR AND RESIP PRO CAL TRADE. FAIR AND RECIPROCAL TRADE. SO IMPORTANT. THESE TWO WORDS, FAIRNESS AND RECIPROCITY ARE AN OPEN INVITATION TO EVERY COUNTRY THAT SEEKS TO DO BUSINESS WITH THE UNITED STATES. AND THEY ARE A FIRM WARNING TO EVERY COUNTRY THAT CHEATS, BREAKS THE RULES AND ENGAGES IN ECONOMIC AGGRESSION LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DOING IN THE PAST, ESPECIALLY IN THE RECENT PAST. THAT IS WHY WE HAVE ALMOST AN $800 BILLION A YEAR TRADE DEFICIT WITH OTHER NATIONS. UNACCEPTABLE. WE ARE GOING TO START WHITTLING THAT DOWN AND AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. WITH THESE GOALS IT WAS MY PROFOUND HONOR TO TRAVEL ON THIS JOURNEY AS YOUR REPRESENTATIVE. I EXPLAINED TO ALL OF THE WORLD LEADERS AND ACROSS ASIA HOW WELL THE UNITED STATES IS DOING. ECONOMIC GROWTH HAS BEEN OVER 3% THE LAST TWO QUARTERS AND IS GOING HIGHER. UNEMPLOYMENT IS AT ITS LOWEST LEVEL IN 17 YEARS. THE STOCK MARKET HAS GAINED TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN VALUE SINCE MY ELECTION AND HAS REACHED RECORD HIGHS. WE ARE MASSIVELY INCREASING OUR MILITARY BUDGET TO HISTORIC LEVELS. THE HOUSE HAS JUST PASSED A NEARLY $700 BILLION DEFENSE PACKAGE AND IT COULD NOT COME AT A BETTER TIME FOR OUR NATION. ONCE AGAIN, OUR COUNTRY IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE. CONFIDENT IN OUR VALUES AND PROUD OF OUR HISTORY AND A ROLE IN THE WORLD. I WANT TO THANK EVERY CITIZEN OF THIS COUNTRY FOR THE PART YOU HAVE PLAYED IN MAKING THIS GREAT AMERICAN COMEBACK POSSIBLE. IN ASIA OUR MESSAGE WAS CLEAR AND WELL RECEIVED. AMERICA IS HERE TO COMPETE, TO DO BUSINESS AND TO DEFEND OUR VALUES AND OUR SECURITY. WE BEGAN OUR TRIP IN HAWAII TO PAY OUR RESPECTS TO BRAVE AMERICAN SERVICE MEMBERS AT PEARL HARBOR AND THE UNITED STATES PACIFIC COMMAND. THE GUARDIAN OF OUR SECURITY AND FREEDOM ACROSS THE INDOPACIFIC REGION. AS OUR COUNTRY PREPARED TO OBSERVE VETERANS DAY, WE REMEMBERED THE INCREDIBLE SACRIFICES AND COURAGE OF ALL OF THE VETERANS WHOSE SERVICE HAS PRESERVED OUR LIBERTY AND A WAY OF LIFE THAT IS VERY SPECIAL. WE ALSO THANKED MILITARY FAMILIES FOR THEIR SUPPORT, FOR OUR BRAVE SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN. FROM HAWAII WE TRAVELED TO JAPAN. A CRUCIAL U.S. ALLY AND PARTNER IN THE REGION. UPON LANDING IN JAPAN, MY FIRST ACT WAS TO THANK THE AMERICAN SERVICE MEMBERS AND JAPANESE SELF-DEFENSE FORCES WHO PER SONIFY THE STRENGTH OF OUR ENDURING ALLIANCE. PRIME MINISTER ABE AND I AGREED ON OUR ABSOLUTE DETERMINATION TO REMAIN UNITED, TO ACHIEVE THE GOAL OF DENUCLEARIZED NORTH KOREA. SHORTLY FOLLOWING OUR VISIT, JAPAN ANNOUNCED ADDITIONAL SANCTIONS ON 35 NORTH KOREAN ENTITIES AND INDIVIDUALS. JAPAN ALSO COMMITTED TO SHOULDERING MORE OF THE BURDEN OF OUR COMMON DEFENSE BY REIMBURSING COSTS BORNE BY AMERICAN TAXPAYERS AS WELL AS BY MAKING DEEP INVESTMENTS IN JAPAN'S OWN MILITARY. THIS WILL INCLUDE PURCHASES OF U.S. ADVANCED CAPABILITIES FROM JET FIGHTERS TO MISSILE DEFENSE, SYSTEMS WORTH MANY, MANY BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND JOBS FOR THE AMERICAN WORKER. PRIME MINISTER AND I ALSO DISCUSSED WAYS WE CAN DEEPEN OUR TRADE RELATIONSHIP BASED ON THE CORE PRINCIPLES OF FAIRNESS AND RECIPROCITY. I AM PLEASED THAT SINCE JANUARY OF THIS YEAR JAPANESE COMPANIES HAVE ANNOUNCED INVESTMENTS IN THE UNITED STATES WORTH MORE THAN", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content="OF THIS YEAR JAPANESE COMPANIES HAVE ANNOUNCED INVESTMENTS IN THE UNITED STATES WORTH MORE THAN $8 BILLION, 17,000 JOBS. THANK YOU. THEY DON'T HAVE WATER. THAT'S OKAY. WHAT? THAT'S OKAY. JAPANESE MANUFACTURERS, TOYOTA AND MAZDA ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WILL BE OPENING -- THEY'VE ALSO SIGNED AGREEMENTS BETWEEN OUR NATIONS TO ENHANCE INFRASTRUCTURE DEVELOPMENT, INCREASED ACCESS AFFORDABLE ENERGY, AND ADVANCE OUR FOREIGN POLICY GOALS THROUGH ECONOMIC INVESTMENT. FROM JAPAN WE TRAVEL TO ANOTHER KEY AMERICAN ALLY IN ASIA, THE REPUBLICAN OF KOREA. MY OFFICIAL STATE VISIT TO SOUTH KOREA WAS THE FIRST BY AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT IN 25 YEARS. SPEAKING BEFORE THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY REPUBLIC OF KOREA I SPOKE THE TRUTH ABOUT THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME AND I QUOTED THAT WE WOULD NOT ALLOW THIS DICTATORSHIP TO HOLD THE WORLD HOSTAGE TO BLACKMAIL. CUT OFF ALL TIES OF TRADE AND COMMERCE UNTIL IT STOPS ITS DANGEROUS PROVOCATION ON, AND THIS IS THE KEY TO WHAT WE'RE DOING, ON DENUCLEARIZATION. WE HAVE TO DENUCLEARIZE NORTH KOREA. WE HAVE ENDED THE FAIL STRATEGY OF STRATEGIC PATIENCE AND AS A RESULT WE HAVE ALREADY SEEN IMPORTANT PROGRESS, INCLUDING TOUGH NEW SANCTIONS FROM THE U.N. COUNCIL. WE HAVE A SECURITY COUNCIL THAT HAS BEEN WITH US AND JUST ABOUT WITH US FROM THE BEGINNING. SOUTH KOREA AGREED TO HARMONIZE SANCTIONS AND JOIN THE UNITED STATES IN SANCTIONING ADDITIONAL ROGUE ACTORS WHOSE FUND AND FUNDS HAVE HELPED NORTH KOREA AND NORTH KOREA'S NUCLEAR AND BALLISTIC MISSILE PROGRAMS. IT'S UNACCEPTABLE TO US. THE UNITED STATES WELCOMED THE DECISION OF PRESIDENT MOON TO REMOVE THE PAY LOAD RESTRICTIONS ON MISSILES TO COMBAT THE NORTH KOREAN ATHLETE. AND TOGETHER WE REAFFIRMED OUR COMMITMENT TO A CAMPAIGN OF MAXIMUM PRESSURE. LIKE JAPAN, SOUTH KOREA IS INCREASING ITS DEFENSE CONTRIBUTIONS. DURING OUR MEETINGS PRESIDENT MOON ACKNOWLEDGED HIS DESIRE FOR -- STATIONED IN SOUTH KOREA. AND I VISITED SOLDIERS AT CAMP HUMPHRIES, A BRAND NEW JOINT AMERICAN SOUTH KOREAN BASE PAID FOR ALMOST ENTIRELY BY THE SOUTH KOREAN GOVERNMENT. AT THAT BASE I DISCUSSED WITH THE UNITED STATES AND SOUTH KOREAN MILITARY LEADERS, BOTH MILITARY OPTIONS AND READINESS TO RESPOND TO -- PRESIDENT MOON AND I ALSO DISCUSSED AMERICA'S COMMITMENT TO REDUCING OUR TRADE DEFICIT WITH SOUTH KOREA. AT MY DISCRETION AND DIRECTION WE ARE CURRENTLY RENEGOTIATING THE DISASTROUS U.S./KOREA TRADE AGREEMENTS SIGNED UNDER THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION. IT HAS BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE UNITED STATES. LAST WEEK 42 SOUTH KOREAN COMPANIES ANNOUNCED THEIR INTENT TO INVEST IN PROJECTS WORTH MORE THAN $17 BILLION IN THE UNITED STATES AND 24 COMPANIES ANNOUNCED PLANS TO PURCHASE $58 BILLION IN AMERICAN GOODS AND SERVICES. FROM SOUTH KOREA MELANIA AND A TRAVELED TO CHINA WHERE WE WERE GREATLY HONORED BY THE SPLEN DOR OF OUR RECEPTION. OUR TRIP INCLUDED THE FIRST OFFICIAL DINNER HELD FOR A FOREIGN LEADER IN THE FORBIDDEN CITY SINCE THE FOUNDING OF THE MODERN CHINA WHERE WE ENJOYED A VERY PRODUCTIVE EVENING HOSTED BY PRESIDENT XI AND HIS WONDERFUL WIFE. DURING OUR VISIT PRESIDENT XI PLEDGED TO FAITHFULLY IMPLEMENT UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTIONS ON NORTH KOREA AND TO USE HIS GREAT ECONOMIC INFLUENCE OVER THE REGIME TO ACHIEVE OUR COMMON GOAL OF A DENUCLEARIZED KOREAN PENINSULA. PRESIDENT XI RECOGNIZES THAT A NUCLEAR NORTH KOREA IS A GREAT THREAT TO CHINA AND WE AGREED WE WOULD NOT ACCEPT A SO-CALLED FREEZE FOR FREEZE AGREEMENT LIKE THOSE THAT HAVE CONSISTENTLY FAILED IN THE PAST. WE MADE THAT TIME IS RUNNING OUT AND WE MADE IT CLEAR AND ALL OPTIONS REMAIN ON THE TABLE. I ALSO HAD A VERY CANDID CONVERSATION WITH PRESIDENT XI ABOUT THE NEED TO REDUCE OUR STAGGERING TRADE DEFICIT WITH CHINA. AND FOR OUR TRADING RELATIONSHIP TO BE CONDUCTED ON A TRULY FAIR AND EQUITABLE BASIS. WE CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE UNFAIR TRADING PRACTICES THAT STEAL AMERICAN JOBS, WEALTH, AND INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. THE DAYS OF THE UNITED STATES BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF ARE OVER. IN CHINA", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content="INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. THE DAYS OF THE UNITED STATES BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF ARE OVER. IN CHINA WE ALSO ANNOUNCED $250 BILLION IN TRADE INVESTMENT DEALS THAT WILL CREATE JOBS IN THE UNITED STATES. FROM CHINA I FLEW TO THE CITY OF DA NANG IN VIETNAM TO ATTEND THE LEADERS MEETING FOR APEC, ASIA PACIFIC ECONOMIC COOPERATION. THERE I SPOKE TO A MAJOR GATHERING OF BUSINESS LEADERS WHERE I REMINDED THE WORLD OF AMERICA'S HISTORIC ROLE IN THE PACIFIC AS A FORCE FOR FREEDOM AND FOR PEACE. STANDING IN THIS PROUD HISTORY, I OFFERED OUR VISION FOR ROBUST TRADING RELATIONSHIPS IN WHICH INDOPACIFIC NATIONS CAN ALL PROSPER AND GROW TOGETHER. I ANNOUNCED THAT THE UNITED STATES IS READY TO MAKE BILATERAL TRADE DEALS WITH ANY NATION IN THE REGION THAT WANTS TO BE OUR PARTNER IN FAIR AND RECIPROCAL TRADE. WE WILL NEVER TURN A BLIND EYE TO TRADING ABUSES, TO CHEATING ECONOMIC AGGRESSION OR ANYTHING ELSE FROM COUNTRIES THAT PRO FES A BELIEF IN OPEN TRADE BUT DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OR LIVE BY ITS PRINCE ELS THEMSELVES. NO INTERNATIONAL TRADING ORGANIZATION CAN FUNCTION WITH MEMBERS ARE ALLOWED TO EXPLOIT THE OPENNESS OF OTHERS FOR UNFAIR ECONOMIC GAIN. TRADE ABUSES HARMED THE UNITED STATES AND ITS WORKERS BUT NO MORE. NO MORE. WE WILL TAKE EVERY TRADE ACTION NECESSARY TO ACHIEVE THE FAIR AND RECIPROCAL TREATMENT THAT THE UNITED STATES HAS OFFERED TO THE REST OF THE WORLD FOR DECADES. MY MESSAGE HAS RESONATED. THE 21 APEC LEADERS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER RECOGNIZED THE IMPORTANCE OF FAIR AND RECIPROCAL TRADE. RECOGNIZED THE NEED TO ADDRESS UNFAIR TRADE PRACTICES. AND ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THE WTO IS IN STRONG NEED OF REFORM. THESE LEADERS ALSO NOTED THAT COUNTRIES MUST DO A BETTER JOB FOLLOWING THE RULES TO WHICH THEY AGREE. I ALSO MADE VERY CLEAR THAT THE UNITED STATES WILL PROMOTE A FREE AND OPEN INDO PACIFIC IN WHICH NATIONS ENJOY THE INDEPENDENCE AND RESPECT THEY DESERVE. IN VIETNAM I ALSO MET WITH THE PRESIDENT AND PRIME MINISTER TO DISCUSS THE GROWING FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN OUR COUNTRIES. OUR VIETNAM EASE PARTNERS ARE -- WE COMMITTED TO EXPAND TRADE AND INVESTMENT BETWEEN OUR COUNTRIES AND WE PLEDGE TO ADDRESS THE IMBALANCES. I AM PARTICULARLY PLEASED THAT THE UNITED STATES AND VIETNAM RECENTLY ANNOUNCED $12 BILLION IN COMMERCIAL AGREEMENTS WHICH WILL INCLUDE $10 BILLION IN U.S. CONTENT. FINALLY, YOU VISITED THE PHILIPPINES WHERE I MET WITH NUMEROUS WORLD LEADER AT THE EAST ASIA SUMMITS. THE A ASSOCIATION OF SOUTHEAST ASIAN NATIONS, WE MADE IT CLEAR THAT NO ONE OWNS THE OCEAN. FREEDOM OF NAVIGATION AND OVERFLIGHT ARE CRITICAL TO THE SECURITY AND PROSPERITY OF ALL NATIONS. I ALSO MET WITH THE PRIME MINISTERS OF INDIA, AUSTRALIA AND JAPAN TO DISCUSS OUR SHARED COMMITMENT TO A FREE AND OPEN INDOPACIFIC. DURING OUR VISIT PRESIDENT DUTERTE OF THE PHILIPPINES THANKED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND OUR ARMED FORCES FOR SUPPORTING THE RECENT LIBERATION FROM ISIS. WE PLEDGE TO STRENGTHEN AND DEEPEN OUR LONGSTANDING ALLIANCE. AT THE EAST ASIA SUMMIT, THE UNITED STATES NEGOTIATED AND SIGNED FOUR IMPORTANT LEADER STATEMENTS ON THE USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS, MONEY LAUNDERING, POVERTY ALEVE YAGZ AND COUNTERING TERRORISTS PROPAGANDA AND FINANCING. AND CRUCIALLY AT BOTH SUMMITS AND THROUGHOUT THE TRIP, WE ASKED ALL NATIONS TO SUPPORT OUR CAMPAIGN OF MAXIMUM PRESSURE FOR NORTH KOREAN DENUCLEARIZATION. THEY ARE RESPONDING BY CUTTING TRADE WITH NORTH KOREA, RESTRICTING FINANCIAL TIES TO THE REGIME, AND EXPELLING NORTH KOREAN DIPLOMATS AND WORKERS. OVER THE LAST TWO WEEKS, WE HAVE MADE HISTORIC STRIDES IN REASSERTING AMERICAN LEADERSHIP, RESTORING AMERICAN SECURITY, AND REAWAKENING AMERICAN CONFIDENCE. EVERYWHERE WE WENT, I REAFFIRMED OUR VISION FOR COOPERATION BETWEEN PROUD INDEPENDENT AND SOVEREIGN COUNTRIES AND I MADE CLEAR THAT THE UNITED STATES WILL BE A RELIABLE FRIEND, A STRONG PARTNER, AND A POWERFUL ADVOCATE FOR ITS OWN CITIZENS. THE MOMENTUM FROM OUR TRIP WILL LAUNCH US ON OUR CONTINUED EFFORT TO ACCOMPLISH THE THREE", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content='CITIZENS. THE MOMENTUM FROM OUR TRIP WILL LAUNCH US ON OUR CONTINUED EFFORT TO ACCOMPLISH THE THREE CORE OBJECTIVES I OUTLINED. TO UNITE THE WORLD AGAINST NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR THREAT, TO PROMOTE A FREE AND OPEN INDOPA -- INDOPACIFIC -- WE HAVE ESTABLISHED A NEW FRAMEWORK FOR TRADE THAT WILL ENSURE RECIPROCITY THROUGH ENFORCEMENT ACTIONS, REFORM OF INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATIONS, AND NEW FAIR TRADE DEALS THAT BENEFIT THE UNITED STATES AND OUR PARTNERS. AND WE HAVE LAID OUT A PATHWAY TOWARD PEACE AND SECURITY IN OUR WORLD WHERE SOVEREIGN NATIONS CAN THRIVE, FLOURISH AND PROSPER SIDE BY SIDE. THIS IS OUR BEAUTIFUL VISION FOR THE FUTURE. THIS IS A FUTURE WHERE THIS VISION, THIS DREAM, IS ONLY POSSIBLE IF AMERICA IS STRONG, PROUD, AND FREE. AS LONG AS WE ARE TRUE TO OURSELVES, FAITHFUL TO OUR FOUNDING AND LOYAL TO OUR CITIZENS, THEN THERE IS NO TASK TOO GREAT, NO DREAM TOO LARGE, NO GOAL BEYOND OUR REACH. MY FELLOW CITIZENS, AMERICA IS BACK AND THE FUTURE HAS NEVER LOOKED BRIGHTER. THANK YOU. GOD BLESS YOU. AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU ALL. >> SHOULD ROY MOORE RESIGN, MR. PRESIDENT? SHOULD HE RESIGN? >> ALL RIGHT. PRESIDENT TRUMP LEAVING THE ROOM AFTER ABOUT 23, 24 MINUTES WORTH OF REMARKS THERE. THE REPORTERS YOU HEARD IN THE ROOM, THAT WAS THE WHITE HOUSE POOL GROUP OF REPORTERS. IT WAS NOT THE FULL PRESS CORE. IT WAS BILLED AS A SPEECH. IN FACT, IT WAS JUST THAT. THE PRESIDENT SEEMING TO CONFRONT HEAD-ON THOSE WHO SAY HE MADE NO TANGIBLE AGREEMENTS OR PROGRESS ON HIS ASIA TRIP. IN REBUTTAL HE POINT BY POINT LISTED EXACTLY WHAT HE DID IN THE VARIOUS COUNTRIES. AGAIN, HE ARRIVED LATE LAST NIGHT FROM THAT LONG TRIP OVERSEAS. GO TO CHUCK TODD, OUR POLITICAL DIRECTOR AND MODERATOR OF "MEET THE PRESS." WHAT\'S YOUR READ ON WHAT WE JUST HEARD? >> THIS IS A PRESIDENT THAT CLEARLY CAME HOME FRUSTRATED THAT PEOPLE WEREN\'T PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO HIS TRIP SO IT\'S UNDERSTANDABLE I THINK WHY HE BELIEVED IF HE DID THIS, HE COULD AT LEAST GET THIS MESSAGE OUT THERE. BUT IT\'S AN INTERESTING TEST OF THE PRESIDENT\'S ABILITY TO DOMINATE A NEWS CYCLE. RIGHT NOW HE DIDN\'T ADDRESS THE ROY MOORE SITUATION, DIDN\'T EVEN ADDRESS WHAT\'S GOING ON INSIDE HIS OWN PARTY ABOUT THE ISSUE OF TAXES AND EVERYTHING AND THE HEALTH CARE AND THE DECISION TO LUMP THE TWO ISSUES TOGETHER WHICH POLITICALLY HAS ITS OWN -- BRINGS ITS OWN SET OF ISSUES WITH IT. THE FACT THAT HE DIDN\'T WADE INTO ANY OF THOSE THINGS AT ALL, USED THIS JUST TO TALK ABOUT THE TRIP DOES TELL ME HE\'S NOT HAPPY WITH THE COVERAGE HE GOT OR THAT HE DIDN\'T THINK ENOUGH PEOPLE PAID ATTENTION TO IT. BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THE ISSUES THAT HE\'S CLAIMING SUCCESS ON, THEY\'RE NOT TANGIBLE YET. WE WON\'T KNOW WHETHER THE PROMISES HE GOT OUT OF, WHETHER IT\'S CHINA OR SOUTH KOREA OR JAPAN COME TO FRUITION. HE DIDN\'T HAVE A LOT OF DELIVERABLES ON THIS TRIP. THERE WASN\'T A BIG BREAKTHROUGH WHEN IT CAME TO NORTH KOREA. I THINK THAT\'S PROBABLY HIS FRUSTRATION. THERE WASN\'T A BIG HEADLINE FOR HIM FROM THE TRIP. POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE FRANKLY. AND I THINK HE WAS LOOKING TO TRY TO FIX THAT. >> AS YOU NOTED, HE WAS ASKED ABOUT THE ROY MOORE SITUATION. HE DIDN\'T BITE ON. THAT ARE YOU SURPRISED HE DIDN\'T BITE ON THAT? IS THERE ANY PERCENTAGE OF HIM GETTING INVOLVED AT THIS POINT GIVEN THE FACT THAT THIS IS GOING NOWHERE? >> LOOK, I THINK IT\'S A BIGGER DEAL IF HE DOESN\'T GET INVOLVED. THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY ESSENTIALLY IS TRYING TO CONVINCE ROY MOORE TO LEAVE. EVEN SHAUN HANNITY, THE PRESIDENT\'S PROBABLY BIGGEST CHEERLEADER IN THE CONSERVATIVE PRESS, IS STARTING TO TURN ON HIM. AND HE IS THE HEAD OF THE PARTY AND MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE THE ONLY PERSON THAT ROY MOORE MIGHT LISTEN TO IS THE PRESIDENT. SO IF HE DOES NOT WANT TO WADE IN PUBLICLY AND HE\'S BEEN BURNED IN ALABAMA ONCE BEFORE AND THAT MAY BE WHY, THAT IS A SIGNIFICANT DEVELOPMENT FOR THE GOP. >> LET ME GO TO GABE GUTIERREZ. HE\'S IN ALABAMA. HE\'S', metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content="IS A SIGNIFICANT DEVELOPMENT FOR THE GOP. >> LET ME GO TO GABE GUTIERREZ. HE'S IN ALABAMA. HE'S COVERING THE ROY MOORE CONTROVERSY. WHAT ARE LOCAL REPUBLICANS SAYING ABOUT THE PRESSURE OF COMING FROM WASHINGTON? >> Reporter: HI THERE, LESTER. GOOD AFTERNOON. THE LOCAL GOP HERE, THE ALABAMA STATE GOP IS SET TO MEET THIS AFTERNOON TO DISCUSS THE ROY MOORE SITUATION AND AS OF NOW, THE EXPECTATION IS THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE TO STICK BY HIM. I SPOKE WITH ONE GOP OFFICIAL JUST A SHORT TIME AGO AND HE SAID WE DON'T LIKE WASHINGTON TELLING US WHAT TO DO. JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO ROY MOORE HIMSELF TWEETED AND SAID THE REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS WHO DID EVERYTHING THEY COULD TO STOP DONALD TRUMP AND ELECT HILLARY CLINTON ARE THE VERY SAME PEOPLE WHO ARE NOW TRYING TO TAKE US DOWN WITH LIES AND SMEAR. SO ROY MOORE OF COURSE REMAINING DEFIANT IN THE FACE OF THESE ALLEGATIONS. >> GABE GUTIERREZ IS FOLLOWING THAT STORY FOR US IN ALABAMA. HE'LL HAVE MORE TONIGHT. WE'LL OF COURSE HAVE FULL COVERAGE ON MSNBC, ON NBC NEWS.COM. I WILL SEE YOU HERE JUST A FEW HOURS FOR NBC NIGHTLY JUST. UNTIL THEN I'M LESTER HOLT IN NEW YORK. HAVE A GOOD DAY, EVERYONE.", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'})]