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@@5225141 It 's a beautiful day , is n't it ? So far , but they 're calling for storms later . Well , you know the heartland , some things can change in a minute . - Is everyone assembled ? - Twenty-four hours is n't a lot of notice . Will you give me a heads-up as to the nature of your remarks ? Just one of my customary motivational speeches you 've heard hundreds of times . - How are you ? Good to see you . - How you doing ? - Good morning . Good to see you . - Good morning . - Good morning . Good to see you . - Thank you . Fire up the troops ! The plant made a profit this quarter for the first time in two years . My people are expecting a pat on the back , and they deserve to get it . I 'll try not to disappoint them . Thank you . Thank you . As most of you know you 've all worked extremely hard this past year and you should all be proud of yourselves . Just as a ship can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is only as good as its leadership . Due to management failures beyond your control this plant will be closing effective immediately . Good luck to all of you . You just fired 2500 people and blamed it on me . One day you 'll thank me . Smallville is n't in your future . - It 's just a brief chapter in your biography . - Do n't do this . We live in a meritocracy , Lex . The weak get left behind . The plant was n't producing . I had no other options . Spare me the corporate barbarian spiel . Those people have husbands and wives , children , mortgages . We 're in business to make profits , not friends ! Do n't let your emotions get in the way of making tough decisions ! Do n't lecture me about letting emotions get in the way . This plant was showing a profit . You 're shutting it down because I would n't go work for you in Metropolis . Lex , you may have felt that you found a home here , but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Well , your training is over ! You 're coming home , son ! Pete , I need your opinion . Classic black or traditional red ? For what ? My tie-cummerbund combo . I got ta get my tux order in today . If I were you , I 'd stick with the traditional black . - This is no time to get adventurous . - You 're right . I do n't know , Clark . Red always looks good on you . Then red it is . Thanks . Now I got ta go make a call and change my order . I do n't want people mistaking us for twins . Yeah , because that happens all the time . You seem really excited about the dance . I am , but between the tickets , the tux and buying the flowers , it gets expensive . You should try finding the right dress . Guess the limo 's out . I 'm actually thinking of asking Lex if I can borrow his . Chloe says she does n't care , but deep down I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her , so keep it between us . My lips are sealed . Chloe ? They 're closing the LuthorCorp plant . - So you heard . - The Ledger rushed a special edition . They have n't done that since the meteor shower . I talked to Chloe . She 's pretty upset . I spoke to her father . He 's in shock . I do n't blame him . - How 's this gon na affect us ? - That plant was Smallville 's biggest employer . Shutting it down is gon na have a domino effect . I ca n't believe Lex would run it into the ground in less than a year . Why are you blaming Lex ? His dad closed the plant . Whatever issues Lionel Luthor has with his son have now cost half the town their jobs . You should be happy , then . It means Lex is going back to Metropolis and out of our lives . The plant closing is gon na hurt a lot of people , Clark . As much as I would like Lex out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anybody . I know , Dad . It 's just ... Lex cares about the town . He said he had big plans . The road to hell is paved with good intentions . Okay . Turn . We 're almost there . All right . - Okay . - Stop . Open your eyes . Wow ! Why are you being so mysterious ? - Ca n't a guy plan a picnic for his girlfriend ? - I 'm not complaining . It 's just kind of spontaneous . Are you saying I 'm usually boring ? I 'm saying this is very nice . I 'm just wondering what the occasion is . It 's to thank you for everything . It 's been a difficult year , and you 've stood by me . I pushed you away , and you could have made other choices . You did n't . We 've been together a long time . I 'd never abandon you when you needed me . There 's something I want to tell you . Whitney , you know , maybe we should-- What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Corps ? I enlisted . I think it 's the right thing for me to do . When I found my dad 's medals , I felt he was telling me which path I should take . - You ca n't do this for your father . - I 'm not . I 'm doing it for us . Please , do n't be mad . It 's just so fast , you know ? I need some time to process it . I do n't have a lot of time . I ship out for basic training Saturday night . What about graduation ? The only thing I 'm gon na miss in Smallville is you . Will you wait for me ? Clark , I got your messages , but I 've been having a bad day . Nice paperweight . Yeah , very unique . Sure you can afford being seen with the town pariah ? I 'll take my chances . What happened , Lex ? The two theories seem to be I either ran the plant into the ground through incompetence or did it deliberately @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you a job in Metropolis . Just tell people the truth . Then I get stuck with the incompetence rap . Being reviled is the lesser evil . I guess you 're going back to Metropolis , then . That 's why my father orchestrated his coup , but this is n't over . - You have a plan ? - Maybe . You have a lot of work to do . Clark , thanks for stopping by . It means a lot . What are friends for ? Thought I 'd find you here . My dad and I ca n't really do the whole depressed thing together , so ... If you 're not up for Saturday night , I 'd understand . You kidding me ? It 's the only thing I have to look forward to right now . Besides , I want to enjoy all the quaint Smallville High customs while I still can . Why ? Where are you going ? My dad 's talking about moving us back to Metropolis permanently . What about the Torch and all your friends ? I ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm not exactly psyched about having to fight my way through the high school hierarchy all over again . You 're gon na miss me , right ? Do you even have to ask ? Just promise me Saturday night 's gon na be great . It 'll be a night you wo n't forget . I appreciate you coming . My father does n't know about this meeting , and I 'd like to keep it that way . When I first came here people assumed I was just another glaring example of nepotism unskilled and promoted over the heads of the more competent and deserving . But I 'd like to think the people in this room feel differently . If we can raise the capital for an employee-led buyout ... - ... we can keep the plant running . - Buyout ? I can raise nearly 90%% of the capital . What about the rest ? We 're supposed to mortgage our houses ? It 's a risk , I know . But in exchange , the investors will become minority owners . Does n't your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with a buyout ? I know a couple of members I can convince , and I do n't need a unanimous decision . I 'm offering you the chance to take control of your own destiny . Stand with me , and we 'll win . Clark . Out wandering the streets of Smallville ? What is it ? I just found out that Chloe might be leaving for good . Not sure I really believe it 's true . I know what you mean . You do ? Whitney 's going off to join the Marines . That 's intense . He told me he was doing it for us . Asked if I 'd wait for him . Really ? What did you say ? Nothing . I kind of just stood there in stunned silence . One day he 's worried about his English paper and the next , he 's putting on a uniform and saving the world . So you did n't commit ? I told him I was n't sure . When does he head out ? Saturday night . Guess you do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ believe both Whitney and Chloe are gon na be out of our lives . Me neither . Guess we get left behind , Clark . What do you think caused the explosion ? Son , my guess is it was a leaky fuel line . The fumes must have ignited the fertilizer in the truck . I should have checked it better . - I 'm glad it was me and not one of you guys . - Oh , sweetheart . The truth is , I barely felt the heat this time . And the debris did n't leave any bruises . As you get older , your body must be getting stronger . You 're not in a hurry to pack ? That 's because I 'm not leaving . Accept your fate , Lex . It 's time to move on . I 'm forcing a vote of the board of directors to accept an employee buyout of the plant . What are you gon na do ? Convince the employees to take out a second mortgage ? - Cash in their IRAs . - Something like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ drain your trust fund you still come up short , Lex . What will you do about the rest of the money ? Take the buyout now , and you can keep your dignity . - That 's more than you left me . - That 's very gracious of you , son . You might wan na look at this first . You 've bought the Smallville Savings and Loan . Go ahead , lead your buyout . But remember , I own your employees ' mortgages . As soon as they begin missing payments I wo n't hesitate to foreclose on each and every one of them . They 'll be homeless , and it will be your fault . You ready to accept that kind of responsibility ? If you 're going to take me on , son you 're gon na have to bring your game up to a whole different level . - Where have you been ? - I went to pick up my dress . - We have a problem . - You ca n't go . I just ca n't pick you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I was gon na ask Lex if I could borrow his limo , but with the plant-- Clark , I 'll drive . - Ruins the whole Prince Charming vibe . Cinderella was never my role model . - Why the Marines ? - I do n't know . It 's just something I got ta do . - So Whitney 's off to fight evil for Uncle Sam . - I heard . That technically makes Lana a free agent . He asked her to wait for him . Long-distance relationships never work . People change , have different experiences . It 's kind of like us , you know ? After a couple of weeks , you 'll forget all about me . Chloe ! Okay , I just have this horrible nightmare that you 'll rush to the bus station after Whitney leaves and profess your undying love for Lana , and I 'll be waiting at the gym alone . If you do that to me , Clark , I 'll never speak to you again . Okay , I said it . Chloe . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ default , but because I want to . All right , I feel better now . If I could just have one minute of your time , Clark . - How do you know my name ? - Roger Nixon . I 'm a journalist with the Inquisitor , and I would like to write a story about you . Thanks , but I 'm really not interested . Why were n't you hurt in that explosion ? You were in the truck on the farm . I was nowhere near that truck . Am I missing something interesting ? Lex ? You know my name , but I do n't know yours . Roger Nixon . I work for the Inquisitor . When is someone gon na put that bad excuse for a tabloid out of its misery ? It was nice meeting you , Lex . I 'm sure we 'll talk again soon , Clark . What was that all about ? He wants to do a story on me , make me out to be some kind of hero . The Inquisitor 's a rag , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get mixed up with him . I do n't intend to . If he gives you any more trouble , let me know . Hi , son . Something wrong ? A journalist from the Inquisitor wants to do a story on me . He knows I was in the truck . I do n't think it was an accident . I think he set it up to test me . How did he know you would survive ? He must have seen me do something before . Look , I swear , ever since Phelan , I 've been so careful . Clark , it 's not your fault . - But what do I do ? - Carry on , go to school , go to the dance and if this reporter 's really got something , I 'm sure he 'll come talk to us . What else ? I think Lex has a piece of the spaceship . Are you sure ? I saw it on his desk . It 's the missing piece . He must have found it in the field . I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what he 'll do ? - We all know how persistent Lex can be-- He ca n't trace it to us . Your mother 's right , son . We 'll just keep our heads low . So when you do your chores , do n't use your abilities . Whatever you do , stay away from that storm cellar . You wanted to see me , Lex ? I 'm surprised you even remembered my name . I warned you to stay away from the Kents . Let me guess . This is where you remind me of all the terrible things you can have done to me . As I 'm sure you 're well aware , I 'm a little preoccupied at the moment . I do n't have time to deal with your annoyances . Well , what I have discovered is beyond you and your problems and your threats . This newfound self-assurance does n't suit you , Roger . Be nice , Lex , or I may not let you bid on my discovery . And I know you 'll want to especially when @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the Kents . What was found out there has nothing to do with the Kents or with you . Are you certain ? Roger , for all your bravado , you have yet to show me anything . I 'll show you all the evidence you need tonight . And you 'll see for yourself . There 's a whole lot more to your friend Clark Kent than meets the eye . - I swear , if you harass Clark or his parents-- Who said anything about harassment ? Maybe I 'll just tell them the truth , that you turned me on to them . And if you 're not interested in what I have , I know of another Luthor who will be . You are playing a very dangerous game . You 'd better pray you 're not wrong . Mom , can you give me a hand with this ? Who 's there ? It 's me , Clark . Are you all right ? - Yeah , I 'm fine . - Really ? You seem a little tense . It 's just the dance @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've tied more of these than your mother . Thought you were holed up in the mansion . Well , I needed to clear my head . Took a drive , ended up here . I did n't mean to bother you on your big day . I got a little time . Chloe 's picking me up . That 's very progressive . What happened to the truck ? A farming accident . You know how it is . So how goes the bailout ? I 'm not sure , Clark . I think it 's gon na get ugly before it gets better . My father 's dead set against me succeeding . Why would your father be against the plant ? We have a complicated relationship , Clark . My father wants me to believe it 's built on trust , but it 's not . It 's built on lies and deceit . Any relationship with that foundation is destined to fail . - Lucky we do n't have that problem . - Lucky us . I want you to know whatever happens in the next @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's never gon na change . - I hope you feel the same way . - I do . What do you think 's gon na happen ? I do n't know . Just got a bad feeling like when you can smell the air change before a storm . Storms are a way of life around here , Lex . The trick is to not get caught out in the open . Look after yourself . It 's hard to believe . I thought my whole life was in that trophy case . Now it all seems so trivial . We should get you to the bus station . My bus does n't leave for an hour . How about we go check out the gym ? Okay . It 's beautiful . Where is everyone ? Hour before the dance , the setup committee goes home to get ready . You 're missing the spring formal because of me . We still have time for one last dance . I 'm sorry I did n't tell you before I enlisted . I think you 're very brave . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're not sure how you feel about us-Whitney , let 's just dance . Hi . What do you think ? Too pink ? No . You- You look beautiful . Thank you . You clean up nicely yourself . What happened to the red tie ? Instinct told me it was the wrong way to go . - Is that for me ? - Oh , yeah . Oh , wow ! It 's beautiful . Oh , I have yours ! Okay . Oh , did I get you ? We should go . Yeah . Well , here we go . - I 'll get the door . - Okay . - Thanks . Looks like a storm 's coming . - Yeah . - In ? - In . - This is crazy ! - I know . - You okay ? - Let 's go . Let 's get inside ! Wow , you guys look great . Well , thank you , Ms . Rivers . It 's faux Wang . - Hi . - Hi , Erica . Hey , Chloe , could @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Oh , yeah , sure . I 'll just be a sec . I think he wants proof that this night actually happened . - Well , I guess this is it . - Good luck , Whitney . Lana , can I have a minute alone with Clark ? Sure . I 'll bring the truck around . Thanks . You and I have had a weird year . I started out thinking you just wanted to steal Lana . I 'm not trying to make excuses , but I did some things I 'm not proud of . I 'm sorry , Clark . I appreciate that . Listen , Clark , there 's something I wan na ask you , a favor . Okay . Lana 's not sure how she feels about our relationship right now . But I am . I need you to look after her until I get back . I really do n't know what to say . Say yes . Okay . Clark ? I promise . Thanks . Good luck . What was that all about ? Just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ look tonight ? Yeah , but frequent reminders are always appreciated . Do you have everything ? - You 're only allowed one bag . - I 'd never make it as a Marine . I want you to have this for luck . I wo n't lose it this time . Goodbye , Lana . I loved you the first moment that I saw you . I 'll still love you when I see you again . Oh , Roger . Baby you are going to be filthy rich ! - Hey . - Hey , Chloe 's having a great time . - I promised her a night she 'd never forget . - I 'm glad you finally stepped up . Yeah , me too . - Hey , I like these guys . - Yeah . Remy Zero ! I love this song . - This is one of Chloe 's favorite songs . - Why do you think I requested it ? Now , that 's what I 'm talking about ! - May I have this dance ? - Of course . The animals @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can do here ! - We got ta get to the storm cellar ! - What about Clark ? The school 's on the other side of town ! He 'll be fine ! Mr . Kent ! - Who the hell are you ? - Roger Nixon , Metropolis In-You 're the reporter who threatened Clark ! - Do n't do anything ! - Why not ? He tried to kill our son . - Did you blow up that truck ? - I knew it would n't hurt him . No , please ! - Who sent you ? Lex Luthor ? ! - Jonathan , please ! - Was it Lex Luthor ? ! - I do n't need Lex Luthor . - I 'll tell the entire world about your son ! - You will not ! No ! Jon-Get up , come on ! Jonathan , look ! Jonathan , the tornado ! But he knows everything ! - I will not let him destroy this family ! - No ! Please ! Jonathan ! Clark Kent , man of mystery . Just when I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - How 's that ? - The song , the tux tonight . - And I 'm still here . - Yeah , you are . Stop the music , please . Excuse me for a second . Can I have everyone 's attention , please ? Thank you . The National Weather Service has just issued a tornado warning . Three funnels were spotted heading towards Smallville . Now , please , everyone , stay calm . The twisters are gon na set down south of here , but for your own safety no one will be allowed to leave the gym . The bus station 's south of town . Lana 's there . Do n't worry . I 'm sure she 's home by now . You know what ? I 'll go call her on my cell , and you wait here . Clark ? Clark ? Damn you , Nixon ! So you 're using your mother 's stock to fund the buyout . That 's your secret source . I must admit , it 's a bold move , Lex , but it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tell me that ? - It 's suicide , Lex . You may get the plant , but you 're putting your employees ' homes on the line . Forfeiting your own future . Or forging a new destiny free from you . You 're not my enemy . You 're my son . I never saw the distinction . When Alexander the Great was dying , his generals asked who he would leave his empire to if he would appoint a successor who would keep the legacy intact prevent generations of bloodshed . His answer was simple : " I leave it to the strongest . " I believe the term is , " Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war . " I 'll bury you and everyone in Smallville who takes your side . No ! Lex ! Lex ! Lex ! Help me , Lex ! Lex ! Ca n't move ! Help me ! Lex ! Son , please ! Damn it ! Clark ! Lana ! Clark ! No !

@@5225241 Previously : You look like you could use a client . Wan na work for the leader of the free world ? Our job approval 's 48% , and I think that number 's soft . I 'm tired of being a captain for the gang that could n't shoot straight . You ran great guns in the campaign . Then you drove to the middle of the road the moment you took the oath . I wanted a Democrat , and instead I got you . Leo , there are times when we are absolutely nowhere . - It looks like it 's gon na rain . - It 's overcast . Is n't that usually what it is before it rains ? - But in this case ? - It 's gon na rain later . - If it rains , change the opening line . - It 's not gon na rain until maybe 2:00 . If you 're wrong , you got ta change the line . This is n't from morning radio . This is from Lt . Emily of the Coast Guard who would n't let me down . She has a very @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're wrong , if the Coast Guard is wrong the remarks open with : " As I look out over this magnificent vista . " If it gets moved indoors , he wo n't be looking out over a vista of any kind . You think he ca n't change it , that he would n't know where he is ? This is n't major . This is the United Organization of Trout Fishermen . If it 's moved ... I got it from the U.S . Coast Guard . They use satellites . They use technology . This is the same technology we use to detect ballistic missiles , right ? Yeah . - All right . - We should move it inside . Sam says it wo n't rain until later . Have you heard about a paper going around ? - What paper ? - I do n't know . Dave Trillin asked what I knew about a piece of paper going around . I have n't heard . - You should find out . - Good advice . We 're in the auditorium . - Are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ago . The weather report called for rain . - It did ? - Yeah . Is it possible Lt . Emily is yanking me around ? - Where 's the president ? - How 's his mood ? He had breakfast . He seemed upbeat , energetic , optimistic . How long will that last ? Can we hurry so I can go preside over a civilization gone to hell ? Nice talk . You know what this is ? Your mood , sir . - Nothing wrong . - It 's your diet . You need roughage . I 'd like to beat you senseless with a head of cabbage . Your immaturity about vegetables is n't presidential . - Who has my remarks ? - Sam 's bringing them . Is Toby on his way ? Why are n't they here now ? They did n't know it was raining . Nothing like surrounding yourself with the best . - Good morning . - You did n't know it was raining ? To our credit , we knew it was raining once it started . - Here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ now ? - An organization of trout fishermen . - Seriously . Give me the speech . There are anecdotes about fishing . - Have I ever been fishing ? - Probably not . - Morning . - What 's going on ? The CBO is gon na revise its projections two FEC commissioners resigned today ... - ... and the NGA endorsed trigger locks . - How much ? The projections ? Maybe 200 billion . Hang on . Two FEC commissioners resigned ? There are two seats open on the FEC ? This is interesting . This is not the best time for an idealistic ... Two seats just opened on the election commission . - The Senate leaders will fill them . - What if we want our guys ? - We wo n't win . - We can try . It 's not a good idea . You 're thinking about changing democracy . I 'm talking about dangling our feet . Get Leo two candidates who back campaign finance reform . I got ta stand with Leo on this . I 'm not saying jump @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Mr . President ? - Yes ? - Somebody ? - United Organization of Trout Fishermen . Is your head gon na be in changing democracy ? No , I 'm gon na be thinking about trout fishermen . - You felt better earlier . - Try a year ago . Does anybody know anything about a paper ? - C.J . , are you taller than usual ? - I 'm my usual height . Could n't pick a trout out of a lineup . - Two FEC seats open on the same day ? - Dream all you want . It wo n't happen . That 's what I thought , but after your pep talk ... . Thank you very much . It 's good to see you . - Damn it ! - What ? I forgot to do something . As I look out over this magnificent vista ... . How does the FEC work ? Commissioners are in for six years . Two seats come up every two years . Two just resigned ? How many times has that happened ? Including @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ impact campaign finance reform ? - Do it , baby . - It 's not easy . When a vacancy comes up , the party leadership on both sides ... . - Did you just call me " baby " ? - Yeah . When a vacancy comes up , the president fills it . The party leadership on both sides always dictates who to appoint . One Republican , one Democrat . That 's how you keep the peace . - You 're gon na change it ? - No , but I 'm gon na try . Come on , you 're trying to change democracy . You 're right . I 'll need a bagel . The Egg Hunt and the Egg Roll are different . This year 's theme is " Learning is Delightful and Delicious . " As , by the way , am I . The collection which will be on display here features eggs decorated by artists from each of the states . This is coordinated by the American Egg Board . I 've hung with some of the Egg Board cats , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's it till this afternoon . - Steve ? You got a second ? - Sure . What have you heard about a paper that 's out there ? Same thing you 've heard . There 's a piece of paper out there . - If you hear anything , you 'll tell me ? - If I do , I 'll tell my editor . I keep forgetting you do n't work for me . - See you . - Bye . There 's a buzz in the room , about a paper ... - Do you know anything ? - I know everything . I wrote it . What is it ? I wrote a memo for Russell , outlining strategy ... - Excuse me , C.J . ? - Katie , they 're in the Blue Room . When I worked for Russell , I wrote a memo outlining the Bartlet administration 's weaknesses and mapping out a strategy to defeat him for renomination . C.J . , this is embarrassing and a little mortifying . But remember how mad I was ... You worked for us @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ In between , you wrote how to beat us ? - I was working for Russell ... I need to see a copy of it right now ! Margaret ! I ca n't e-mail . What 's the problem ? Lynette , from the Council on Fitness , remember her ? She 's the one where you say , " Who ? " And I say , " Lynette from Fitness . " She sent me an e-mail about the number of calories in our raising muffins . I forwarded it to several hundred secretaries in the west wing . Jolene Millman , in Political Liaison , hit " reply , " which ... Margaret , I 'm sorry . I 'm gon na have ... I hung in there , but you passed the point when I stopped caring . If you 're curious , it was around " raisin muffin . " - I 'll leave you two alone . - Fix the e-mail . - Who 'd you find ? - Bacon and Calhoun . I know Bacon . Who else ? Patty Calhoun 's director of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ two Republicans . - She favors campaign finance reform ? - Aggressively . - The leadership will hate them both . - What do you want me to do ? - Meet with the leadership offices . - You want me to meet with the leaders ? No , meet their guys outside the building , over a meal . The president ca n't think we 'll get anywhere , can he ? The president does n't think we 'll get anywhere , right ? No . - What happened with the e-mail ? - Has to do with the Fitness Council . - Who 'd you find ? - Bacon and Calhoun . - Not in a million years . - What are you doing ? It 's our turn with the boys . - Good luck . Do you want me to do the talking ? - Why ? - Just asking . Morning . Morning . We all know each other . Why do n't we sit down ? We 've been meeting with various senior staff on the DOD , NSC , and House and Senate @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the policy inherited regarding gays in the military and we 'd like input before making recommendations to the president . - Can I interrupt for a moment ? - Sure . What will come from your recommendation ? Well , actually , it 'll be Sam 's recommendation to the president . I 'm just helping out . What do you think will be the consequence ? Major , I would imagine the consequences to be little . I would imagine it to be very little . If the president orders that gays can serve openly that 's how it 'll be . Anyone who disobeys can stand court-martial . The president can give all the orders he wants . It takes an act of Congress to amend the Uniform Code which makes sodomy a crime . End of story . - I guess it 'll be a short meeting . - Yeah . There will be 25,000 wooden eggs and 7500 other eggs . What are the other eggs ? - The other eggs are ... - Real eggs . - Mandy 's waiting . - Where 's Josh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like to see him . - 25,000 wooden eggs . - Added to the 7500 eggs that are ... . - They 're just regular eggs . - Right . Is that it ? Yeah . Who has it ? I do n't know . But somebody does . Yeah . Okay . I 'm gon na read it now . Go back to your office and do n't answer any questions . You 'll call me when you 're done reading ? I 'd count on it . Soft money renders the 1974 Campaign Reform Act toothless . Soft-money contributions , which were designed for party building only eviscerate election controls . We are , by definition , corrupt . - I would n't say that . - No , but this money is n't 1 Os and 20s . It 's coming in in denominations of 100 , 200 , 500,000 dollars ! It comes from special interests whose interests are n't the same as those who do n't have money . It 's going to issue ads and candidates . It 's called free speech . If @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can . If the airplane industry wants to back a candidate , they can . If big tobacco wants to wave a sign , they are free to do so . That 's free speech , money is n't . I like it when Josh comes here and teaches us a lesson we richly deserve . I came at the request of Leo McGarry . The president is strongly considering John Branford Bacon and Patty Calhoun to fill the two seats . We 've already got our guys . - It 's Kalen . - Grant Kalen and Joe Barkley . People who oppose any campaign finance reform . I thought you liked Kalen . He 's elected Democrats from Indiana . He 's raised money in Indiana . Barkley says people can spend whatever they want on politics . So does the Supreme Court . We ca n't do this every time Bartlet wants to make the world better . The party leadership 's gon na choose a Republican and a Democrat . That 's the way it 's been , the way it 's gon na be , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yes . - The president makes FEC appointments . - The Senate confirms them . I 'm speaking for the majority leader . Embarrass us , and we 'll give the same back to you . Any legislation you want off the table will show up . Our greatest hits : 541 , school prayer , family support , entertainment decency . - English as the national language . - That will be our leadoff hitter . - Why not just not confirm our guys ? - We 'll do that too . In addition to voting down our nominees there will be retribution for nominating them ? Yes . You know why ? Because you know you 're gon na lose , and we 're gon na look bad winning . I reject maintaining free speech through government regulation . - Reject what you want . - What ? Reject whatever you want . This was a fool 's errand for me and the president knew it . This was a test balloon , an " out of curiosity , what if " meeting . - But you 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got a caucus . We got ta go . - I 'm going to lunch . - The president wo n't eat his . Why is he dissatisfied ? - It 's entirely vegetables . - It 's a salad . He 'd prefer a sandwich . Roast beef , pastrami , steak . He will eat it , and if he does n't like it , he knows where to put it . I do n't think I will tell him that , but I appreciate your help . - If it ai n't broke ... . - " Do n't ask , do n't tell " works . It does n't . Want to know how much it does n't ? - 1145 gays were discharged in 1998 . - That 's a record . A 92% increase since " do n't ask , do n't tell . " 414 Air Force discharges , the highest in two decades . 271 of them during basic training at Lackland Air Force Base . - What 's going on there ? - I do n't like your humor . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need Toby . Yeah . Come here a sec . You 're doing good . - What ? - I know what the paper is . A strategy memo Mandy wrote . - Strategy to do what ? - Beat us . - Did you read it ? Is it bad ? - Yeah . Let 's go to my office . How 'd it go ? - How do you know to be here ? - I see you out your office window . - Why are you in my office ? - Looking for you out the window . How 'd it go ? - It went fine . - Fine ? You do n't want to say more ? I do n't , and you know I do n't because I 'm not . - This is our time together . - I ca n't mess around . I need to be prepped on English as the national language . - Why ? - Might come up . Because ... . It does n't matter . If we do the FEC thing , English as the national @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or against it ? We do n't favor another language , do we ? Dutch or something . Did n't I just tell you I ca n't mess around ? - Bullet points ? Give me 30 minutes . - Thank you . Toby said to come by as soon as you got back . I 'm not taking any calls . I 'll call them back . " The reality of the Bartlet White House is a flood of mistakes . An agenda stalled and lacking a coherent strategy . An administration plagued by indecision . " - Ginger . - What 's going on ? Mandy wrote a manual for Russell , and it 's out . I do n't know where . How bad is it ? She takes us to town . We do n't look like rocket scientists , but we 're not . - Who is it bad for ? - The president and Leo . - Who has this ? - I 'm finding out . Do it quietly . Quickly . Whose paper is it in tomorrow ? We have to know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ better than our first , does it ? No . - Does he have a minute ? - He 's finishing with the chairman . They almost done ? I 'll wait . You having problems with your e-mail ? Support says the pipeline 's been flooded . It happened when I forwarded an e-mail to people and one tried to reply . E-mail boxes are clogged . Replies are automatically bouncing back and forth at subatomic speed . I 've passed the point where you 're interested , have n't I ? Yeah . - Thank you , Fitz . - Thank you . - Good afternoon . - You here for me ? Is the Philippines redundant ? - It is . That 's the beauty of it . - You 'll have to convince him . - I will . - If you say so . - Who are those guys ? - A meeting on gays in the military . - Why ? - Sam 's trying to build a position . If he comes up with one , let me know . There may be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ computers are n't secure . - That explains that . - He wants to put A1-M1 s in Manila . - The president will say it 's redundant . - How much does it cost ? - Not much . 20 billion . - So there 's gon na be a thing . - About what ? Mandy wrote a memo for Russell , and someone 's got it . - Who ? - C.J . 's finding out . That 's politics . She was playing for the other guys . Yeah . There 's some observations the president wo n't be wild about . I move him to the middle . The sense is that he 's aggressive and you take him to safe ground . Do n't worry about it . Do n't worry about it . - Want to see a copy ? - No . Six pages on English as the national language . Stuff on James Madison ... James Madison ? I did n't ask for a damn social studies paper . - Do n't snap at me , Josh . - Donna ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ asked for . Do n't snap . What 's wrong with everyone today ? It 's been all day . Is it Mandy 's memo ? No . Why is everyone walking around like they 've already lost ? I was n't snapping at you . I did n't realize that you also gave me what I asked for . I thought you just gave me James Madison . Look at the James Madison . It 's gon na help you . Thanks . - How will Madison help you ? - I do n't know . The president wants two reformers on the FEC . Onorato will retaliate with English as the national language . - The president wo n't look good . - Tell me what else I should know . The president wo n't look good fighting that one . You oppose flag burning , school prayer , gays in the military . Say no to this , and they 'll paint a picture ... I understand , Mandy . Fine . I 'm just saying it 's my job to tell you that . Today is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your job is . I wrote an op memo . We 've written 20 ! - Ever hear of a burn bag ? - They got it off my hard disk . Do you know who has it ? Then there 's not much you can do . Do n't let the president debate English ... It wo n't happen . The president wo n't nominate who he wants to the FEC . Why not ? Because that 's not what we do . All right . - I 'll leave you alone . - Thanks . - Everyone 's feeling this way today ? - Yeah . Okay . Thanks . Hang on . A lot of those cases ... - This report , by the way ... - We can read . We know the report . Lots of cases of gays being discharged came from voluntary statements . These are n't voluntary , not by any definition given by a court . It 's not voluntary if given to a therapist as in Corporal David Blessing 's case . It is not voluntary when it 's in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's not when it 's made when asked , as in Officer Diane Kelli 's case . And it is not when it is coerced out through fear intimidation , death threats , and prosecution as in the case of Bob Kiddis , Kevin Keys and four sailors on the Essex . We 'll take care of our guys . - Your guys are looking for jobs . - Those were n't our guys . - Oh , my God . - Attention ! - Good afternoon , Sam . - Mr . Chairman . - How do you do , admiral ? - Good to see you . We have n't met . From Oregon . Percy Fitzwallace . - It 's an honor , admiral . - I imagine it would be . This is Chairman Fitzwallace . They wo n't speak until I speak to them . They 're well-trained . Stand easy . - This Danish for anybody ? - Yes , sir . We 're discussing gays in the military ? What do you think ? - I said , what do you think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm asking what you think . - We 're not prejudiced . - You just do n't want them serving . - No , I do n't . They pose a threat to discipline and cohesion . That 's what I think too . The military was n't designed as an instrument of social change . Problem is , they said that about me 50 years ago . Blacks should n't serve . It disrupts the unit . Know what ? It did . The unit got over it and changed . I 'm an admiral and chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff . Beat that with a stick . We 'll see you , Ken . Excuse me . Mr . Chairman . Just ... Thanks for stopping in . You 're not gon na get anywhere . The president wanted some exploratory meetings . - I was hoping to find you . I wanted ... - Hang on . - I wanted to ask ... - Hang on . - Is it the Magna Carta ... ? - I 'm finishing a thought . I 'm finished @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what it is ? - A strategy memo for Russell . - That 's right . You got ta know I do n't like exploiting our friendship and I do n't like taking advantage of any feelings you have for me . - You have them too . - I do n't . I need to be ready for this . - Do you know who has it ? - Yes . Who has it ? I do . You have it ? You 're gon na write about it ? - Sure . - Why ? - Because it 's news . - It 's not news . Just because it 's entertaining ! It 's news . The president 's media director wrote a memo to a party leader describing his weaknesses . People in the party buy my paper . They 'd like to know what Mandy thinks . - Mandy was n't working here then . - I do n't care where she was working ! She 's a key player , and she says the president 's vulnerable . That may not be good news @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ us to write about Easter eggs ... Fine . We 'll have a comment for you by day 's end . - None of this is our fault ! - None of what ? Mandy 's letter was pretty accurate . She was working for Russell . You knew why . Why did n't you ask her , " What are we doing wrong ? " Because you knew what she 'd say . There was nothing you could do . You guys are stuck in the mud around here and none of it is the press ' fault . I know you 're frustrated . But that 's nothing compared to the people who voted for you . " We 'll have a comment for you by day 's end " ? When I want the White House to comment on a story , I 'll ask for it . I have to do this work . - I 'd like to go on record ... - There is no record . I have no objection to what somebody does in their own home . But when we 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about ... Why does being gay mean you ca n't keep your hands to yourself ? And how can the armed forces lay claim to restraint in that area ? Want me to get the file on sexual harassment in the DOD ? I 've had enough of this . " Do n't ask , do n't tell , do n't pursue " is federal law . It takes an act of Congress to change . If the president was serious about changing it he would not send you in here with me and two junior DOD staffers . He 'd call his staff together and say , " I want a resolution in the House . I want 50 high-profile cosponsors . I want a deal right now . " - Has the president done that ? - The president ... Has the president done that , Sam ? No . Okay , then . Is this meeting anything more than a waste of time ? No . Okay , then . I.T . Support is now accusing me of being a hacker . They 're accusing me of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Trojan horse . I said no . I was simply telling people the raisin muffin calorie count was wrong . You do n't believe me , take one of those muffins down to the lab . - I 'll do that . - Will you ? Get me a muffin . Use gloves . Slip it in a bag . I 'll send it to the lab . You 're mocking me now , are n't you ? Yes . Come in . Margaret thinks the FBI 's gon na bust in here any minute . Got a second bit of bad news for you today . - You got new numbers ? - Yeah . How bad is it ? CNN/USA Today puts our job approval at 42% . We dropped five points . In a week ? Unfavorables are higher for the first time . 54% of the country is likely to vote for a Republican in November . We dropped five points ? We did n't do anything last week . I 'll say . Toby , when you start thinking about jumping ship , you 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We got Mendoza on the court . This president was elected with 48% of the vote . Without a mandate . - The majority voted for somebody else . - I do n't care . He was elected and sworn in . I was there at the time . It 's not the easiest circumstance ... One victory is n't so bad . One victory stinks for an administration . It 's not the ones we lose that bother me . It 's the ones we do n't try for . And I 'm not too crazy about you questioning my loyalty . The president 's reading the memo . I wish you had n't done that . It 's gon na piss him off . - It 'll be in the paper tomorrow . - Did you find out who has it ? - Danny . - And he 's writing it ? - Right next to the poll numbers . - How do we drop five points ? It happened . Let 's move on . I think the Senate will confirm Bacon and Calhoun . They 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , their agenda is to force the president to be unpopular on everything . Like English as the national language . We 're not going to let it on the table . - We should n't be afraid ... - He wo n't let it on the table . - Then we 'll take their FEC candidates . - As we always have . - What about you ? - My meeting ? It was the same meeting we 've been having for ... It was fine . I 'm sorry to interrupt . - Who 's got this ? - Danny Concanon . - Why am I finding out about this now ? - We learned about it today . I really did wake up energized this morning . - I never go to bed that way . - I know . Just once I 'd like to end a day feeling as good as when it started . - Are you bothered by this ? - The memo ? Yeah . Yes . We 've heard it before . You drive me to safe ground . It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Good . You drive me there . - What did you say ? - And you know it . We 're in neutral because that 's where you say to stay . - You 're wrong . - I 'm not . You want to do this now ? You came to my house , Leo , and you said , " Let 's run for president . " I said , " Why ? " You said , " So you can say what you think . " - Where 'd that part go ? - You tell me . I do n't see a shortage of microphones . What the hell were you waiting for ? Everything you do says , " I do n't wan na be a one-term president . " - Did n't I say put our guys on the FEC ? - No , you did not . No . You said , " Let 's dangle our feet in the water like we do when we want to look like we 're trying . " That 's a fascinating version of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's a fascinating version . You brought me in on teachers , on capital gains . You brought me in on China and on guns . From where ? You 've never been out there on guns or teachers . You dangle , and I 'm the hall monitor . It 's my job to make sure nobody goes off too far . Josh goes to the Hill on campaign finance , he knows nothing will happen . Sam ca n't push " do n't ask , do n't tell " and everyone knows that . If I said to get aggressive on finance or gays in the military you 'd tell me , " Do n't go too far . " If you said be aggressive , I 'd say : " I serve at the pleasure of the president . " We 'll never know , because you wo n't ... - I have ! Nothing happens ! - Want me to orchestrate this ? You wan na see me mobilize these people who would walk into fire for you ? These people who showed up to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ threats because he dates your daughter . He was warned , " Do n't show up . You 're in danger . " He said , " I 'm going anyway . " You said no . Prudent or not prudent , this 21-year-old , at $600 a week , said : " I 'm going where I want to , because a man stands up . " Everyone 's waiting for you . I do n't know how much longer . I do n't want to feel like this anymore . You do n't have to . - I do n't wan na go to sleep like this . - You do n't have to . I want to speak . Say it to me . It 's more important than re-election . I want to speak . Say it again . This is more important than re-election . I want to speak now . Now we 're in business . We got our asses kicked , but it 's time to get up . Say it . More important than re-election . I want to speak now . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You have a strategy for all this ? What is it ? I 'm gon na try that for a while . The ground game is n't working . We 're gon na put the ball in the air . If we 're gon na walk into walls , I want us running into them . What ? Tell the Hill the president 's named his nominees to the FEC . We 're gon na lose some battles . We might even lose the White House . We wo n't be threatened by issues . We 'll put them front and center . We 'll raise the level of public debate in this country and let that be our legacy . That sound all right to you , Josh ? I serve at the pleasure of the president . I serve at the pleasure of the president . I serve at the pleasure of President Bartlet . I serve at the pleasure of the president . Good . Let 's get in the game .

@@5225341 That 's me . Jane Quimby . My life is a little complicated right now . I landed my fashion dream job working for her , Gray Chandler Murray . The only problem , they think I 'm an adult . Now I am juggling two secret lives , one in high school and one in high fashion . Two months is a long time . What if Billy 's different ? What if he does n't want to see me ? BEN : You two will figure it out . You know why ? You guys are like this . Jane , I see you 've met my nephew , Eli . Yeah , we ... Nephew ? I 'm pleased to introduce our newest designer , Eli Chandler . That 's a " no " on kissing at work . You and I both know that someone on the inside would like to see us fail . I ca n't do this anymore . Remember . We must impress this Harrods style director at any cost . Hello , losers . Where 's Jane ? Hey , guys . What 's going on ? Hello , Jane @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my time here at Donovan Decker , I have taken rather quickly to Harrod 's . And they to me . Which is why I 've been given complete creative control over your collaboration with my store . I wish I could say that you 're all capable of Harrod 's caliber , but you 're going to have to prove it . Keep in mind , of course , that I will be very , very thorough . Now , in addition to supervising the new collection , I will also be overseeing your contribution to its newest , celebrity face . Who is that ? Oh , my God , it 's ... Aiden Chayse . I 'd like you to meet your design team here at Donovan Decker . How y'all doing ? Who 's Aiden Chayse ? - Are you kidding me ? - Blasphemy . As I 'm sure you 're all aware , Aiden is Hollywood 's most promising young talent . He 's on billboards across the country and the bedroom doors of girls in every country . How 'd I get there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will be right there with him . For the world to see . This is so cool . That is if I , and Mr . Chayse , of course , approve what you 've come up with . It 's up to you to impress . Do n't let us down . JANE : Mr . Chase , so nice to meet you . Something you 'd like to say , Gray ? India . You were one of my top designers . You know what it takes , the hours , the hard work , that they put in to get here . Now I realize that you 're still angry , but treat them with respect . I am living proof that hard work does n't merit respect in your eyes , so save me the noble leader crap . Oh , and Gray ? What was it that you used to say ? Ah . I expect perfection . ? I 've my heart where my head should be ? Light up the rest of me ? ' Cause your dreams , they wo n't fall @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ life is a work of art Jane By Design 1x12 - The Celebrity Original air date June 12 , 2012 Evil , secret leaking sabotager India ... is the new Harrod 's style director . Yes . Bummer . Bummer ? This is like an asteroid striking Earth , Billy . How big an asteroid ? Just when I thought to calm down at work , India bursts in , bitchier than ever , stomping around Brian Atwood pumps . Which were actually super cute , which only makes me more annoyed . But , you know what makes me feel better ? What ? The thought I 'll be in a cemetery watching Creature From the Black Lagoon with you . Are we really going to that again ? Come on ! It 's tradition . Do n't you think doing something every year sorta runs the risk like , wearing it out ? Um , no . Are you worn out on Thanksgiving ? Or your birthday ? Yeah , kinda . We 've gone together every year since we were seven . We 're not gon na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ grumpy . BOY : Lowlife . GIRL : He 's a juvie loser . Yeah , I do n't wan na go anywhere that makes me feel like I do here . Do n't worry . It 'll be dark . ( CHUCKLES ) People wo n't even recognize you . ( MOCKLAUGHTER ) Funny , Jane . Please come . It 'll be fun . You , me , a cemetery and I 'll bring extra Sour Patch Kids . All right , fine . What is this ? This is Renny the teddy bear . I combined our names in honor of our eight week anniversary . I thought we did the anniversary thing last week , Ben ? Did we ? I do n't remember that . Yeah . We had seven layer dip . You made us watch that Brad Pitt movie , Se7en . Well , I did n't make us watch . And it 's a great movie . Powerful ending . And the dip was pretty amazing . Ben , look . I thought we talked about this . I need us to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Absolutely . The kids rely on me to be a steady guiding influence . I ca n't be running around with teddy bears and eating candy hearts like a teenager in love . Say no more . Loud and clear . And no candy hearts . Ah , special delivery . Scrap those , we need to regroup . Okay . Hear me out on this . Rita said she wants to keep things " under the radar , " in the whole romance department , but does she really mean it ? I 'd go with a " yes " on that . Yeah , normally , even I 'd say just go for it . But I think Jane has a point . Right . But every relationship I 've ever been in , has n't worked out because I did n't do enough . And I do n't want that to happen with Rita . She 's too special . I just want her to know what she means to me . I think she knows . Yeah , you do n't need 800 candy hearts @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Is he serious ? - No way . - Cancel it . - Cancel it . - A gorilla-gram ? ( CHUCKLING ) - I know . But it 's so cute , my brother 's in love . Yeah , you know , I guess I do like them together . Me , too . All right . I 'm out . Seriously ? Yeah , I have to get to work . I mean , I can stay . If you want me to stay . Do you want me to stay ? No , it 's fine . Look , If you need me to , I totally will . No , you know , it 's fine . I 'll just eat lunch with Carl again . Carl ? Carl , the janitor , Carl ? Look , I 'll call in sick and we can hang out . No . It 's cool . Really . Okay , but only if you 're sure . Are we still on for the movie tomorrow night ? Yeah . All righty , then . I 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : The vertex centroid is the intersection of the two bimedians . Surprise , surprise . PROFESSOR : As with the polygons , the X and Y coordinates of the vertex centroid ... Really , Harper ? You seriously think I 'm gon na take your purse ? Unbelievable . Hey , nobody panic , all right ? I want you all to know I 've been completely rehabilitated . Your valuables will be safe and sound right where they are . Dude . Relax . Oh , thanks for your input , Harper . Do I not look relaxed to you ? Mr . Nutter , when you 've done being disruptive , I 'd like to get on with the class . This is ridiculous . That 's enough . I did n't do anything ! Office . Now . Wow . I know what you 're thinking . Is that right ? Yeah , you 're thinking Gray gave me this job just because I 'm her nephew . And you 're still a little upset because you feel like you deserved the job more than I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hired you . Look , I 've never actually been that close with my aunt . That fact actually helps less . ( CHUCKLES ) Jane . Look , I love design , okay , I really do . And I 'm good at it . So , the last thing I want is for you to feel like this was handed to me undeserved . Then prove it . I 'm serious . Prove to me that you deserve it . Well , I will . Well , you 'll have to do a whole lot better than this , then . Amateur . Immature . Undisciplined . This is not what Donovan Decker is about , my friend . Maybe we should be . We ? Yeah . Maybe it 's time this whole company was a little less , uh ... I do n't know , stuffy ? Did you just call me stuffy ? Oh , come on , man . That can not be the first time you 've heard that . Okay , boys . Look , you 're both very handsome . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . So why do n't we all just agree to disagree here ? This is gon na be fun . I know what you 're thinking . You 're a mind reader ? Cool . I 'm not gon na steal your purse . What 's wrong with my purse ? Nothing . It 's fine . If I was looking to steal a purse , which I 'm not , yours would be the first one I 'd go after . You 're just saying that . - So what did you do ? - Which time ? Let 's start with the most recent one . I kinda lost it in class . Lost what ? ( SIGHS ) My temper . My mind . I do n't know . What about you ? I told my calculus teacher I do n't believe in pop quizzes . Rebel . Too bad you 're not a mind reader . We almost had something in common . Oh , so you read minds ? Palms . Let me see your hands . - Seriously ? - Mmm-hmm . Nails trimmed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ into sports . And a loner , but not entirely by choice . You just got out of juvie ? Where does it say that ? It does n't . I just heard it from someone . So we 're basically just holding hands right now ? Sorry . Billy , you 're up . Zoe , do you mind if we discuss your transcripts tomorrow ? I 'm kind of swamped today . Definitely , Miss Shaw . Transcripts ? Pop quiz crusader sounded cooler . ( EXCLAIMS ) Billy . Miss Shaw . You 're a good kid . I know that . But the fact is , you have some strikes against you and you ca n't afford any misbehavior right now . One unexcused absence , one more time getting sent down here , and ... But it was n't my fault . I know that , Billy , but the judge only agreed to release you early on the condition that he sees your weekly progress reports . All it takes is one slip up , and you could end up back in Newhall and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't want to see that happen to you . Do you ? ( SIGHS ) What 's the difference ? Difference is that you are not that kid , Billy . I 'm not giving up on you here . You 've got to work with me , okay ? Okay . Hmm . I have to say it 's ... it 's not bad . I 'm actually impressed . Thank you , India . We 're rather proud of it . You should be . Well . I 'm going out to greet Mr . Chayse . He should be here momentarily . Excellent . We 're ready . ( CHUCKLING ) Here you go , non-fat latte . Mmm . Uh-uh . India . Okay , such a beautiful face should never look so sad . What 's the matter ? I have to apologize in advance . For what ? I 'm not gon na pretend that you 're gon na love the collection . Oh . Because you probably wo n't . The Donovan team wrapped a separate account yesterday and that is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you to know this is not how we operate at Harrod 's . Well , let 's have a look . - Okay . - All right . Of course if you like it , we can move forward , but if you do n't , please do n't hesitate for a second to be vocal . Let 's just say , it 'd mean more coming from you . Fair enough . - Mr . Chayse , how are you ? - Gray . Hi . We 've come up with a line that we think you 're really going to respond to . ( WHISPERS ) - I think it looks great . - Wow . This is a disaster . I 'm really sorry , I ca n't put my face on this . - We 're screwed . - Hold on a minute . We 're not screwed . He just came in here and shot everything down . How are we not screwed ? Okay , let 's just think about it for a minute . Okay . Maybe we are screwed . - Eli @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Aiden 's on the phone with his agents . Tell me we 've got something . Do n't everyone jump in at once . - We have ... - Some seedlings . - We just ... - We do n't need seedlings . We need something that he likes and we need it now . Well , it seems Mr . Chayse wants to move in a different direction . Meaning ? Meaning you lost the collaboration , Jane . Guys , look . It 's nothing personal , I just think , creatively , this might not be the best fit . You should never compromise . Well , I appreciate it , thanks . Actually , Mr . Chayse . If you would n't mind taking a look at this , it 's a slightly different direction . Sure . GRAY : ( WHISPERING ) What are you doing ? It 's a side project I 've been working on . Figured it ca n't hurt to show him , right ? He was walking out of here , anyway . We have nothing to lose . This @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ look amazing . Good enough for a billboard ? Perfect for a billboard . It 's magnificent . Well , thank you . You saved us . We need to talk . Sit down . I said sit down . I know what you did , Jeremy . How did you find out ? I had security cameras installed . I 've seen everything . And I mean everything . - I 'm so sorry , Gray . - And you should be . Do you think this is how I wanted to find out that you and India were an item ? ( STUTTERING ) And when were the cameras installed exactly ? - Eight months ago . - Eight months ? Right . - Everywhere ? - Everywhere . We had fun . Yeah , we 're adults . This is true . And while I find your transgressions to be vile , and in some states illegal ... You have cameras in the copy room ? And audio . But I 'm beginning to think this could actually do us some good . Clearly , nothing positive @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Her presence here gives her power to work against us . Which is why I want you to smooth things over with India . Get close to her again . Find out what she 's up to . Are you asking me to ... I 'm saying , do what you need to do . Well , I 'm sorry , but yeah , I 'm a little busy with the Harrod 's collaboration , and ... Eli can handle that . That 'll be all . You ... So they walk me into the back room of the Roosevelt , mind you , I still think I 'm just going to meet Leo , and out of nowhere , a hundred people jump out screaming " Happy birthday . " Was Leo really there ? Of course he was . He 's a great guy . Ah , that 's so nice to hear . Then they bring out this huge birthday cake , and it 's great , but the whole time , I 'm thinking , " God , I wish Scarlett was here . " We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Paris , and I missed her . - Aw . - Aw . This is all going through my mind , I bend down to blow out the candles , and out of the cake pops Scarlett . - No . - I could n't believe it . That is so cute . It was amazing . ( SIGHS ) I wish it had lasted with her . We 're famous by association . Own it , girl . Jane , has anyone ever told you , you have an Audrey Hepburn quality ? Totally . Oh , no , I ... You do . It is uncanny . That 's so nice , Mr . Chayse . Call me Aiden . Thank you , Aiden . In her time , Audrey had this certain authenticity that you just do n't see these days . It 's so refreshing to spend time with someone so real . Real as can be . I mean , all you guys , you 're just so much more grounded than all my Hollywood friends . Thanks , man . Hey , what happened @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah , that 's the one . Yeah . He had something pressing to handle back at the office . I can still see you , Jeremy . Hello , India . How 's life been treating you ? You mean , life since I was unjustly fired and kicked to the curb ? It 's been spectacular . Just spectacular . Buzz off , Jeremy . Thank you so much , Aiden . You guys took me out . Thank you . REPORTER : Hey , over here , Aiden . ( @reporters_clamoring ) WOMAN : Over here , Aiden . Hey , who 's that girl with Aiden ? I do n't know . But she 's gon na be famous tomorrow . MAN : All right . I thought we talked about you being discreet , Jane . Hmm ? ( CHUCKLES ) Oh , boy . Seriously ? This is not being careful . If you 're gon na live a double life , it 's probably a good a idea to try and stay off of Perez Hilton . First of all , It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ nobody even saw this picture . Although they did get my good side . Jane . What ? Did you cancel the gorilla-gram ? Yes . Do n't try and change the subject . You 're not gon na let this go to your head , are you ? It 's just part of my job , Ben . And I 'm not going to let some silly little picture affect me . Can you believe it ? - Hey , Jane . - Hey , Harper . So , I was thinking maybe we could do lunch today ? You in ? - Totally . - I love your glasses . Thanks , Harper . That 's so sweet . See you later , Jane . Hi . What 's going on with you ? What ? - What do you mean , what ? - Hey , can I ask you a question ? Do you think I have an Audrey Hepburn quality ? A ... who ... what ? Jane ? Can I speak to you a minute , please ? Now . - We need to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ photo . Uh-huh , I know . - I do n't know what to say . - Well , I just ... You need to be straight with me . Do you think you could get me an autograph ? I 'm such a huge fan . Anything for you , Miss Shaw . JANE : So , then he told them with a completely straight face , " I do n't need a parachute . " ( @all_laughing ) So , anyway , at this point , Aiden thinks he 's just going to meet Leo . And he walks in and like a hundred people ... like super famous actor people , and they jump out and surprise him . ( @all_laughing ) HARPER : You were there ? Well , not technically . Oh , Billy ! Uh , hang on just a second . Hey . Oh , you 've become quite the celebrity around here , huh ? Please , me ? Do n't you have work to get to ? Of course not . I took the day off . Oh , so , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No , silly . I canceled . For our movie night . Everyone is going . It 's gon na be super fun . Everyone ? Jane ! Oh , what time are you picking me up ? I 'm not . What ? Why ? ' Cause , I 'm going alone . What are you talking about ? I 'm talking about me going alone to the movie tonight . Why are you being this way , Billy ? I 'm not being any way . I just want you to have fun . With everyone . Billy ... I 'll be fine . I just want to be alone , okay ? Rita Shaw ? ( SCREAMS ) What are you thinking , Ben ? Rita , hold on , I can explain . ( @all_laughing ) I canceled you , man ! ( SIGHS ) ( DIALING ) BILLY : Leave a message . I 'm just going to keep calling you . We ca n't not go together . We 've gone together every year since we were kids . Just call me back . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ELI : Uh , changed my mind about what ? Oh . Eli ? Hey . What are you doing right now ? Hmm , nothing . Not anymore , you 're not . We are going to a party . Uh , is that right ? Yeah , Aiden just invited us . It 's , uh , VIP only , and he wants us there . You and me . Can you believe it ? That sounds great , but I ca n't . I mean , I 'd love to , I just ... ( @doorbell_chimes ) Right on cue . Hey , open your door . What is going on ? Your limo awaits . And I do n't want to go to this party alone , so ... You got anything fancy to wear ? I think I can whip something up . - You made it . - Hi . And you look spectacular . Thank you . Uh , new suit ? Why do you think it 's a new suit ? You think I do n't own suits ? Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... I assumed ... Yeah , it 's a new suit . ( CHUCKLES ) You look great . Thank you . I 'm sorry this is so last minute . No , I 'm glad you called . So am I . Listen , I 'm going to go get a drink . Can I , uh , get you something ? I 'm okay for now , thanks . - Do n't go anywhere . - I 'll be right here . ( WHISTLING ) ( @doorbell_chimes ) Are you ready for a romantic movie night and picnic under the stars ... ? As ready as I 'll ever be . I thought you were Rita ... Uh , Miss Shaw . Dude . I saw her in your T-shirt the other morning . I think I can handle hearing you call her Rita . I thought you and Jane left for the movie already ? - She 's not here ? - No . What 's going on ? I do n't know . She must 've left . That does n't make any sense . Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her I was going alone . And why is that ? Because , Ben , I 'm a liability , okay ? I 'm the guy people move their purse away from now . It 's exactly how they used to look at my brother . But , you know , that 's just who I am now , and I have to get used to it . But Jane ? She 's starting to find her place in school . Her star is rising and mine ? Well , it 's crashing and burning . Sit down . - Oh , dude ... - Now . - Look , Ben , I think it 's better ... - Stop talking and listen . You have to get over this thing . I know your brother , okay ? You 've never been like him , you never will be . As far as everyone else is concerned , people make stupid assumptions , and it 's really up to you what you 're gon na do with that . I suggest , suck it up . You go get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Jane . Because you guys have been a team for as long as I can remember , and I 'm not gon na let you ruin that because you 're going through a tough time . You 've always been there for her . You need to let her be there for you . You need to think more global , youthful , you ca n't let Eli own the new market angle . If you do , you 're dead in the water here . I 'm confused , India . Are you here to help me or sabotage me ? I 'm trying to help . I do n't know why I want to help you , but I do . We 're in the same boat , you and me . Is that right ? You ca n't see it now , ' cause you 're too close . But it 's perfectly clear what Gray 's doing to you . And what might that be ? She 's turning her favor and her focus towards Eli . It wo n't happen all at once , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will happen . It 's already started . He wo n't last . ( CHUCKLES ) He 's her nephew . He 's not going anywhere . Whatever , all right ? I 'm not worried about some kid . Hmm . That 's exactly what I said about Jane . But as soon as she was Gray 's favorite there was no place for me . What happened to you , it was n't right . But it had nothing to do with Jane . And what happens with Gray , will happen because of me , if it happens at all . You do n't get it . We 're just interchangeable pieces in Gray 's climb to the top . You do n't want what happened to me to happen to you . Humiliated . Disgraced . I 've never felt so small . We walk into the back room at the Roosevelt . Now keep in mind , I still think I 'm just meeting with Leo , right ? When out of nowhere , all these people jump out and scream , " Surprise ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The people ... And they were behind the curtains , and other places . Anyway , as I was saying ... - Having fun , huh ? - Not really . This night , it 's ... it 's a total mess . Sorry about that . Oh , no , that 's not what I meant . You were the only good part of it , Eli . It 's just ... I realized this whole celebrity friend thing it 's ... Yeah , it is n't real . No . ( CHUCKLES ) And I have a real friend . And I let him push me away because I was so swept up in all of this . I should really be somewhere else tonight . For him . Well , the night 's not over , you know . What 's stopping you ? Get out of here . I am sorry . I know ... Can we just not talk about the gorilla-gram anymore ? - Please ? - No . I mean , yes . We can not talk about it forever . Billy ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ben bought enough popcorn to feed everybody here . Uh , no , thanks , Miss Shaw , but I am looking for Jane , actually . Totally . You should do that . Go surprise her . She 's around here somewhere . Yeah . What ? She is . Say what you like , India , at the end of the day , you 're here to kill whatever we come up with , right ? I 'm not here for that , Jeremy . Then what are you here for ? I 'm here for Gray . I 'm going to ruin her . And I wo n't stop until she 's out on the street with Jane there beside her . India . I want them to crawl . Have you completely lost your marbles ? Listen to yourself . No . You listen . And listen very carefully . I 'm going to take down Gray and Jane . Once and for all . And you are going to help me do it . And why would I do that ? Because I know it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You were the one feeding Beau Braun our ideas this whole time . You are the reason I was fired . - India ... - And if you do n't help me take them out , I 'm going to take you down instead . We could run this place , Jeremy . You and I . All of this can be ours . No Jane . No Eli . No Gray . Just you and me . Complete control . Well ? What do you say ? Did you do that because you wanted to ? Or because Gray told you to keep me close ? Does it matter ? Not really . - Ben ... - Hold on . ( SNEEZES ) Oh , my God , that is uncomfortable . Ben , we need to talk . All right . These last few weeks , I could n't ask for anybody more attentive . And I really , really appreciate it , but it 's a little too much . The flowers , the bear ... Renny . The giant ape-man in my office . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm just a bit overwhelmed , Ben . Okay . I just think we need to slow things down a bit . That 's all . Look . I realize I might come on a little strong . But that 's just because I care about you and I want to make sure you know that . So , I 'm sorry , but I do n't want to slow things down . I do . I do n't . Then I 'm not sure where this leaves us . I think ... What ? I think we need to take a little break . Hey . Hey yourself . I thought that was you . You creature-featuring solo tonight ? I was . That is unless you 're down for some creature action . I do n't know about that . I usually prefer my solitude for this sort of thing . ( CHUCKLES ) Do n't stay on my account . It 's okay . I 'm in it for the Sour Patch Kids . So what do you wan na know about me ? How long @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that you were in prison . Okay , It was n't prison . It was a juvenile detention center . Super scary . I mean , it 's not like it was a country club . No , I was n't allowed to leave . There were some bad guys . Were you one of them ? Depends on who you ask . Here . Take my hand . Okay . Now tell me what you observe . Just give me a fact . It can be any random fact you notice . This is weird . Okay , okay . Um ... your fingers are extremely cold . - What else ? - Hmm . You have unusually tiny knuckles . ( CHUCKLES ) Okay . Now make two statements about me . One based on what you observed , and the other just on instinct . You like to do cartwheels . And you 're nervous to be at a new school because you think no one can relate . So , how 'd I do ? - Beginner 's luck . - Oh , come on . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Yeah , it is . Okay . Okay . ( CHUCKLES ) ? I 've got a secret ? I 've got a secret to tell ? I 'll never keep it ? It does n't hide here very well ? I 've got a treasure ? I 've got a treasure chest ? I 've got it buried here forever Hey . I thought you were n't coming . I changed my mind . Billy 's over there if you want to sit with him . Yeah , I did n't want to interrupt . Looks like he 's , uh , made a new friend . How are you two doing ? Fine , I guess . Just , uh , trying to get back to normal . Back to the way things used to be . And what about that whole " it 's you " thing ? You ask him what it meant ? Yeah . Did n't get the answer you wanted ? Honestly , I 'm not sure what answer I wanted . All I know is , I saw my best @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back and that 's a really good thing . Maybe your timing 's just off ? Trust me . I know all about that . Wait , where 's Rita ? Long story . Know how you warned me not to come on too strong ? Lesson learned . You know how you warned me not to let the fame thing go to my head ? Lesson learned . ? I 'll never keep it ? It does n't hide here very well ? Another melody ? I 've got a treasure ( CHUCKLES ) ? I 've got a treasure chest ? Another story to tell ? Another secret dream ? I 've got it buried here forever ? Thrown into a wishing well ? In my head ? Tonight , tonight , tonight ? Tonight , tonight , tonight

@@5225441 In the criminal justice system , sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous . In New York City , the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit . These are their stories . [News_theme_playing] With only 12 days left until New York 's mayoral election , the latestst polls show state senator Alejandro Munoz still holding on to his lead . The time has come to fix our broken schools . The time has come to provide affordable housing for the hard-working people of the city . The time has come ! [Cheers_and_applause] For far too long , we 've been a tale of two cities , one rich and one poor . - Amen , brother ! - Amen ! While the elite have never flown higher , the rest of us struggle to climb out of the gutter . That 's right . Alex Munoz is the one candidate who can bring us all together , the one candidate who can turn that all around . [Applause] He will , at long last , be a voice for all people . He will be the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Thank you so much . Absolutely . You got it . My husband never forgot where he came from . He was born in the Bronx ... - Boss , I got to bounce . - Do what you need to . - And he fought to re-open this center because he believes in our community . El viene del barrio . Where 's Eddie going ? We got New York one in an hour . - Personal business . - Now ? To understand the core values that are so important to him , I give you mi esposo , the father of my children , and the next mayor , Alejandro Munoz . [Cheers_and_applause] Thank you , Yelina . Now , wo n't she be a great first lady of the city of New York ? Do n't touch me ! Get away from me ! I 'll cut you ! I swear to God . Put it down . Put it down ! - No ! No ! No ! - Put it down ! - Get away from me ! - I said put it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of me ! Oh ! You 're breaking my arm ! - Step back , sir . - It 's okay , I 'm on the job . Easy . I 'm D.O.C ! I 'm on the job ! All right . Make it easy for everybody . Step back . Step back . Ma'am ! Ma'am ! Drop ' em now . Now ! Look at what he did to me ! He was trying to rape me . What are you talking about ? No , no , no , no . Central , we need an ambulance . Make that two . Lindsay , the neighbors said they heard screaming and called 911 . Thank God the police got there so fast . I do n't know how much longer I could have held him off . How did he get into your apartment ? [Sighs] I let him in . He said he just ... Wanted to talk . So you know him ? You were in a relationship ? I was , um ... Trying to break it off . [Sighs] But he said @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from prison who could hurt me . [Knock_on_door] There he is ! Mi hermano from Jerome Avenue . Still stylin ' . ? Que pasa , Rafael ? Oh , yeah ! You look great , Mr . mayor . Oh , no , not yet . I 'm going to need your vote . - Uh-huh , you do n't have to visit me for that . I was doing a presser in front of city hall . I figured we 'd grab a coffee . Well , I 'm already on my fourth cup , but I 'll get you something . You have bustelo ? Let me guess , Starbucks . - Can you get him a coffee ? - Sure . I know you 're busy , man . Can I talk to you about something ? Sure . Anything , Alex . It 's about Eddie . Eddie ? Eddie Garcia from the projects . He got into a stupid fight with a girl . She says he tried to rape her . Svu picked him up last night . We got to take care @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - October Surprise I 'm sorry that I hurt her arm , but she was going to cut mt balls off . So could we just knock this down to a discon ? I mean , I was going over there to do the right thing , you know ? Which was what ? Try to talk some sense into her . [Laughs] Yeah . No , she ... she said that I got her pregnant and now I had to pay up , right ? And you were n't buying that . First place , I do n't know how it could be mine , ' cause I 'm ... I 'm good with the timing thing . And since marriage and , you know , I only screwed up one time , and we had my son . Can I get out of here ? I mean , I got to talk to his teacher this afternoon . So you argued with her because you told her you were n't responsible ? No , no , no , I was arguing with her because she said she wanted @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in that . I 'm catholic . If you were n't going to pay , why 'd we find 2 grand in your pocket ? Um ... I do n't think I should ... I do n't think I should say anything else . Counselor . I did n't see you come in . I did n't want to make it a state occasion . This , uh , this case seems a little below your radar , no ? I have ... an interest . Sidebar ? Sure . So Alex Munoz , the mayoral candidate , called you on this ? He is an old friend . We grew up together . - Oh , with Eddie . - Mm-hmm . Los tres muscateros de Jerome Avenue . The three musketeers of Jerome Avenue . Alex had the heart . I had the mouth , of course . Eddie had the muscle to protect us when we got into trouble . So you 've stayed in touch after all these years ? Mm , less and less . They stayed in the Bronx . Alex went to Fordham @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , he almost single-handedly saved the neighborhood . And meanwhile , Eddie bounced around . He got a job at rikers . Well , I got to say , I 'm impressed that Alex Munoz has the time to watch out for a childhood friend . Well Eddie 's been volunteering for him . He 's been driving him around during the campaign . So is Alex watching out for Eddie , or watching out for Alex ? Both , I guess . [Sighs] Eddie 's no genius , but he 's a good man . Since his wife flaked off three years ago , he 's been taking care of his mother and raising his boy on his own . And it does n't excuse an attempted rape . No one is saying that it should , liv . But , I mean , what if that 's not what it was ? And there 's benefit of the doubt . I 'd like to make sure Eddie gets it . Barba 's asking us to bend over backwards for his friend after we take down a corrupt precinct @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Eddie 's a single dad . I think Barba 's just asking us to turn it over and take a good look before we go full-on . And you said okay ? [Knock_on_door] [Music_playing_in_background] I just saw you guys ten hours ago . Is something wrong ? No , Lindsay , it 's standard for us to just follow up and see how you 're doing . [Music_louder] ? You know , I do n't know if the officers told you last night , but you do n't need to preserve the crime scene . It , um , always kind of looks like this . Oh , well , I ... I did n't mean anything by it . No worries . You 're sweet . He is , right ? Yeah , until you get to know him , sure . Uh , would you mind putting out your cigarette ? It 's electronic . It 's just water vapor . Anyway , did n't I answer your questions last night ? Well , we 're just trying to get a better picture of the relationship . How @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ shoe store about six weeks ago . I 'm a foot model and a shoe designer . I only do retail between gigs . You know , these brands seem a little high-end for Eddie , no ? Well , he came in with his wife . And then he came back the next day on his own . His wife ? You sure it was his wife ? Of course I 'm sure . What do you think the fight was about ? I did n't want to be the girl on the side anymore . Well , the thing is , Lindsay , Eddie told us the fight was about you being pregnant , that you attacked him . That 's crazy . [Inhales] I 'm not pregnant . Oh . Okay . Any idea why he would think that ? You know , if my cigarette bothers you , maybe I could just talk to him . Absolutely . Is there something you want to tell me ? I thought it over . I 'm not sure I want to press charges now . Lindsay , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good guy . We both just got hot under the collar . All right , so last night , he was trying to rape you , but today it 's a misunderstanding ? Has someone asked you not to talk ? Why would you say that ? Lindsay told you Eddie came into the store with his wife ? No chance . He has n't seen her in three years . She 's partying in Miami ... Are you sure ? - ' Cause he still wears his ring . - I 'm sure . Eddie 's ... eh , he 's just catolico , loyal . So Lindsay saw the ring , tried to make up a story . Yeah , then she says that she 'd be more comfortable just talking to Amaro . Because she thinks she has a better chance of working the male partner ? So she 's lied to you , tried to manipulate you ... So did Eddie . I know Eddie 's story . [Elevator_dings] What 's hers ? What did Lindsay do now ? You took out an order of protection @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ friended me on ... On Facebook after I started the charity . She said she was interested in school issues . And you believed that ? [Chuckles] I guess I was naive . So you had an affair with Lindsay ? I thought she was at the perfect intersection of hot and crazy . What went wrong ? I underestimated the crazy . She started demanding money , and when I would n't come across with enough , she said she 'd boil my bunny . Come again ? She stalked my kids outside their school , and then she sent e-mails about the affair to my wife and our board . My marriage ended . And I lost a big grant from the gates foundation . Did Lindsay know about the grant ? We put on a press release . And that 's when she started making demands . I guess it was always about the money with Lindsay , was n't it ? You got something on Lindsay ? So far , four men have filed orders of protection against her for harassment and extortion . Plus two @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ether 's from an ex-shrink who kept getting texts demanding that he come back and " murder her vagina , " whatever that means . Means she 's a freak . Okay , so she lied to us . She 's changed her story . She 's gone back and forth about pressing charges . Maybe Barba 's right ... Eddie deserves the benefit of the doubt . Unless we 're asking the wrong questions . Here he goes . Her other marks were worth the risk . The head of a foundation , a wealthy shoe designer , sports tv exec . Eddie works at rikers . So maybe she 's hitting bottom . Or maybe ... Maybe Eddie 's not who she was shaking down . Good news , bad news , counselor . Eddie was n't in a relationship with Lindsay , and he was n't trying to rape her . Get to the bad part . Well , we think she may have been in a relationship with Alex Munoz . And when she tried to shake him down , Alex sent Eddie over to tune @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all it is ? Well , Lindsay 's M.O . Is to get her hooks into powerful , married men . Look , she 's a heat-seeking missile , and Eddie has no heat . Your friend Alex does . If you knew Yelina , you 'd know he 'd never step out on her . With all due respect , counselor , you may not be totally objective . - Nick ... - Look , if Eddie was sent to assault her or scare her ... I understand what you 're saying , and you 're wrong . But take the steps you would with any other investigation . No one 's interfering . Lindsay ? She left last night . She moved out ? More like ran out with four suitcases and a limo waiting outside . Do you know where she went ? No . She was in a hurry . I live underneath . An hour back and forth in high heels , packing . Tap , tap , tap , tap , tap , tap , tap . These are all her shoes . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ first job was in Louis market . I lasted all of two days because I was talking to some girl . [Laughter] You know how it is when you 're young . But it 's markets like these that make this city great . In fact , I met my wife at one of them . Crowd : Aw ! And that 's the best reason , is you get Yelina as your first lady . And she 's not only prettier than me , she 's smarter . Thank you . Thank you so much for your support , really . Aqui por todos ! Crowd : Munoz ! Munoz ! Munoz ! Munoz ! Alex Munoz , can we talk to you for a minute ? It concerns Eduardo Garcia . Crowd : Munoz ! Munoz ! Munoz ! - Honey , is everything okay ? - Oh , absolutely . I 'm just gon na talk to the fellas here about the police foundation event . I 'll see you by the van , okay ? Crowd : Munoz ! Munoz ! Munoz ! Munoz ! Munoz @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on time . I got a meeting over at the archdiocese . We just have a few loose ends we need to tie up . Yeah , we 've been looking at Lindsay Anderson 's background . It does n't quite add up , the story of how she got involved with Eddie . Eddie 's got a broken heart , and he 's ... he 's not the best judge of character . She probably saw an easy mark . Well , that fits her pattern , but all the other men she went after were rich , and Eddie , no offense , es un muerto de hambre . [Laughs] I do n't know what to tell you . Mr . Munoz , we have n't called the brass . We want to handle this discretely . Eddie 's close to you , so we have to ask . Is he covering for you ? What ? I 'm a happily married man . I never even met this woman . You sure about that ? On the grave of mi abuelita . I 've never seen her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she say ? Well , she left her apartment abruptly last night . We 're tracking her down . That 's the kind of person you 're dealing with , a person who makes accusations and then disappears . I guess that 's good news for Eddie . If you 'll excuse me . Senor Munoz ! Senor Munoz ! My man 's slick . He must be pretty sure we wo n't find her . That 's okay . I just did . Last night , I friended her on Facebook . Tell me she " poked " you . Well , she liked my photo . There , the latest post from 40,000 feet . " On my way to Israel to start my awesome new job . " Political consultant to the labor party in Tel Aviv . How does an unemployed shoe clerk wind up working for your client 's political campaign in the middle east ? It 's a shoe model , I believe . And may I ask how that 's svu 's concern ? ' Cause this seems like an item for page @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ elite detective unit . Her name 's come up in multiple investigations , namely for causing problems with powerful married men . Is this something I should call the D.A . About ? Because I 'm handling his campaign as well , you know ? Do you what you need to do . It 's not gon na look good , though , a spin doctor who ca n't control bad press about his own office . All right , look . Can we handle this quietly , Nick ? It 's a personal matter . Lindsay was involved with you ? With my right-hand man . It 's a disaster . He has a wife , you know , two beautiful children . We 're going to need to talk to him . I 'm afraid that 's impossible . I just reassigned him to an overseas campaign . Let me guess , in Tel Aviv . He was having an affair with Lindsay , so you send them both off to Israel ? It 's what I call a win-win . So the D.A . Heard that you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You want to tell me how that went ? Hank Abraham just sent Lindsay off to Israel with his right-hand man . Wait , does Alex know about this ? Well , he should ; The aide who flew off with Lindsay , he was working on Alex 's campaign till yesterday . I 'm sorry . He leaves the country right before the election ? Either he thinks the race is in the bag , or ... Look , he 's helping Munoz out by making sure that Lindsay ca n't talk to us . Just hold on . Did you ask Alex if he was involved with this woman ? We did , and he gave a categorical denial . What about Eddie ? He 's been ducking us ever since his release . I can make a call . Actually , I was going to suggest going the other way . Have you thought about formally recusing yourself , counselor ? Believe me , I would like nothing more . But ? The D.A . Has asked me to stay on it . Oh , so he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me to stay on it . Given the optics , he wants to be kept in the loop . Oh , so you can keep Munoz in the loop ? You 're out of line , detective . - Am I ? - Guys , please . We 'd like to keep digging . Go ahead . But we 're ten days away from an election . If you 're gon na take aim at the frontrunner , make sure you do n't miss . [Knock_on_door] [Tv_in_background] Aw , hey , there , buddy . Is your dad home ? Hey , go help abuela with the remote , all right ? We tried calling . We got a few more questions we need to ask you , Eddie . Yeah , D.A . ' s dropping the charges , right ? The assault charges , yeah . But this is about witness tampering . What are you talking about ? We 're talking about that 2 grand we found in your pocket . Man , I told you . It 's for Lindsay 's abortion . The one you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gave you that money to give to her to shut her up . Look , mad respect , okay ? My lawyer said I do n't have to talk to you anymore . Your lawyer ? You mean Alex ? I 'm going to make dinner for my family . ? Guapo ? I hope I 'm not interrupting . You ? Nunca . [Laughs] Oh , it 's been too long . You look so great . You always tell me that . I 'm on my way to another rubber chicken dinner . Well , then , they 're very lucky . - [Laughs] - All right . Sientate , por favor . What 's up ? You tell me . Detectives came by an event today to talk to Alex . Did Alex send you to find out more ? No , he gave me some excuse . He does n't even know I 'm here . Right , then ... Let 's not have this conversation . Rafael , you 're Alex 's oldest friend . Is this something that we need to worry about ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you about this . My husband did n't marry a fool . I mean , Alex is on the verge of doing something really great for all of us . Papi , do n't ruin his chances . Look , if he 's got nothing to hide , he 's got nothing to worry about . So it 's like that ? Hmm . Just tell me one thing . Is this in any way ... About us ? All right , where 's the fire ? There 's something that we need you to see . Since Lindsay found her other chumps through social media , we figured she might have done the same with Munoz . So I went online , and I set up a " I heart Alex Munoz for mayor " page . He messaged me back within half an hour . " When you talked about the pension system , I got so excited " ? You set up a honey trap ? - Mm-hmm . - Scroll down . - Okay . So I asked him , " are you sure you can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but not here . " - He wanted to meet ? - Well , not exactly . He asked her to switch to a less public site . Okay . A cheating site ? Alex has an account ? Well , no , not by name . But his alter ego does . " Enrique Trouble " ? I think that 's his porno name . Come on , you ... This ca n't be real . - Well , it 's a nice avi . - Moving on . Okay , he asked for a picture first , so I sent him this selfie . Thank you . Any response ? Not yet . This could all be a hoax . Yeah , but that 's why I went ahead and asked him for a photo , okay ? You 've seen me . Let me see you . Do n't hold your breath . He 's at a fundraiser with his wife and daughters right now ten days away from the election . He ca n't waste time . No , guys like this , they make the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you said he was at an event . Does n't that look like a tuxedo shirt ? There 's no face . I mean , it could be anyone . Okay , well , wait . How about this ? Um , " is that all you got ? " [Computer_dings] Oh , good lord . [Computer_dings] Oh ! Okay ! That 's the full Munoz right there . - Oh , no ! - And this guy wants to be the next mayor of New York . My God , this is terrible . Someone 's setting me up . That 's why I wanted to give you a chance to get out in front of this . You ca n't believe I sent these . So someone else , uh , sent the pictures of your penis ? I 'm not even gon na ... I 'm not even gon na dignify that with an answer . Alejandro , por favor . I 'm speaking to you as a friend , not a prosecutor . I ... I 've been hacked . Well , if that 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to look into it ... No , no , I 'll put my team on it . Rafael , how can you believe this ? It 's obviously wall street trying to keep me out of city hall . Alex , you need to be honest with me and honest with yourself . You came to me to ask for help on Eddie 's behalf . Because he 's my friend ... And your friend . You did n't ask our friend to go to Lindsay and hush her up about ... Enough . I do n't have time for this . It looks bad . To who ? To you ? Hmm ? You get to judge me ? You my priest ? You gon na tell me how many hail Marys I need to say ? Alex , I am going so way out on a limb for you . I could lose my job simply for speaking to you . Please tell me that there are no other women out there . Yelina is the only one . I 'm sorry if that still hurts , Rafael @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What , you told him we were looking at his account ? I gave him a chance to get out in front of this . So now not only is he tampering with witnesses , he has you covering it up for him . Guys , please . Did you find any evidence at all that Lindsay is shaking him down or that he 's paying to hush her up ? There 's nothing so far on the public sites , - but we 'll keep checking . - Do that . You know , counselor , hold up . What ? Look , her Facebook page is scrubbed clean . We can get a warrant , have taru go through all his accounts . They might find something . A warrant for suspicion of sexting ? [Cell_phone_chimes] That 's not going to happen . Speaking of texts , our D.A . Wants to be briefed . This should be short , but not sweet . You know , what you did , tipping off Munoz , you could be charged for obstruction yourself . Go ahead , report me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not just about the sexting . We sit on all this till after the election , it 'll look like we were carrying the water for him too . And if we take him out now based on innuendo , it 'll look like a political hit . Are we done ? You driving me to the d.A 's office , detective ? Thank you . I am not cutting Munoz a break just because he 's my friend . No , I get that . It 's not about friendship . It 's about you . You 're afraid to go after Munoz , because while he stayed in the hood , in el barrio , and played man of the people , you went off to Harvard and pretended you were one of the gringuitos . - I know where I come from . - Yeah , so does Munoz , and he 's playing you , mi socio , and making you feel like a sellout . [Speaks_spanish] Thank you so much for the ... Bodega psychoanalysis , detective . Compay . [Elevator_dings] No te equivoque conmigo @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , too smart for their own good . I 'm sure he said the same about you . What , everyone thinks we should just let this go ? Come on , Munoz sends out some selfies . That 's not a sex crime . All I know is I do n't want to see any more of them . It 's not just selfies , all right ? This clown could be mayor . He opened himself up to blackmail , right ? Eddie had cash . Where did he get it from , huh ? This could just be the tip of the iceberg . I think we saw more than just the tip . Even if you 're right , this is a political corruption case . We 'd have to hand it over to the feds anyway . What are we going to hand over ? The pics he sent to rollins ? It looks like I 'm not the only one . Enrique Trouble 's popping up on other sites . It goes back over a year . Look , I found ten so far @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Except one of these women that he was sexting with just got an executive position at the New York gaming commission . I wonder who could have pulled those strings . Anna pretard . She have any governmental background ? - Does n't seem like it . - Hold up . I 've seen this girl on a screen before , and it was n't on c-span . I do n't understand this . I already have the position . We have a few background questions . Yeah , like your resume says you went to university of Michigan , but they do n't have any record of you attending . - They do n't ? - Mm-mm . I should fix that . I was more like auditing . Really ? What subjects ? Dance and movement . No acting ? [Laughs] No . I never studied any acting . That 's funny , Amber , because my partner here says you 're a real natural in ... What is it , fin ? This is my favorite . Million dollar a night baby . Okay , this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I did n't do any adult films after that . Are you from vice ? I did n't do anything illegal . No , we want to know how you got your job here . Did Enrique Trouble put in a call for you ? So what if he did ? It 's Albany . Believe me , there are people a lot less qualified than I am working here . So , Alex , a.k.a . Enrique Trouble , used his position to get a former porn star a patronage job in Albany ? They started off just sending each other junk shots . Then six months later , she started texting him about her kid and how she was having problems making ends meet . And he helped her out ? Well , not until she told him she got a call from a reporter wanting to collaborate on a book . Then Alex started paying her off $500 a month , until he got into the mayor 's race . Then he came up with the state job . Anything to show the money trail ? Checks @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . He had a bag man deliver the cash every time . And I know the bag man , do n't I ? [Children_laughing] Hey , Raffi . What 's good , hermano ? How you find me here ? I stopped by your place , saw your mom . My mom looks good . Yeah . Yeah , she does , Eddie . [Sighs] Bueno , we got to talk . You know , they ... They fixed this park since we were kids , right ? Yeah , they did . I remember how you always used to look out for me here . When that gang from p.S . 109 would come after me for my lunch money ... You 'd put your arm around me . You 'd walk me to school . You said anybody that hurt me would have to deal with you . You 're my brother , Raffi . I would never have learned English if it was n't for you . We 're even , right ? I know that . You 're loyal ... To a fault . We 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? How much trouble am I in , Raffi ? [Sighs] Witness tampering ... Bribery . Eddie , those are felonies . I ca n't ... I ca n't roll on Alex . You have got ... You have got to think about yourself now . Jail 's gon na go hard for an ex C.O . Raffi , Alex has always been good to me , okay ? He said when he becomes mayor , he 's going to get me a job at one p.P . Listen to me . Eddie , Alex is looking out for himself now . You 've got your son and your mother to think about . You 're not gon na be any good to them upstate . I ca n't hurt Alex . You tell me what I should do . You were always the smart one . *** to deliver envelopes to Anna and Jenny . And Lindsay ? Oh , that was a one-time payment . Alex said it was all legal and that we had to do it for the people of New York . Good , Eddie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up on the state payroll . Gaming , and she was state tourism . Good luck getting them to testify . We done here ? Eddie ? Look , Eddie , we gave you queen for a day . But if you have anything else to say , now 's the time . Okay , look , my client 's cooperated fully . Okay , but like Mr . Barba told you , if we find out you held something back , deal 's off . You can go to prison . [Whispering] There was another lady . I did n't ... I did n't handle her . Why not ? I do n't know . Maybe because she was from yonkers . I ... I overheard Alex talking to his brother-in-law , Bobby , about making a run . Do you know the woman 's name ? Jodie . Jodie something . Um , French name . I think she was a schoolteacher . [Class_bell_ringing] Jodie Lanier . Yeah ? N.Y.P.D . We need a word . If this is about the mall , - I paid for these @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't know who that is . - No ? Then why is he giving you money ? Okay . I know who he is , but I 've never met him . Not in person ? How about on social media ? I mean , you 've exchanged messages . I ca n't talk to you about this . ' Cause that 's why he 's paying you ? Look , Jodie , you 're not in any trouble here . Then can I go ? Soon . But we need to take a look at your cell phone . No way . I have rights ! Do n't I ? We can get a warrant , but we 'll have to talk to your mom . Please do n't call my mom . [Sighs] Captain , how are you ? Good seeing you ! Michael , how 's the little one ? Good seeing you . We got the cover of the New York magazine . Oh , good job . Good job . Hey , Joe . Hey , pleasure seeing you again . Right this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ these political shindigs . We need to talk privately . Now ? Seriously ? There 's a room full of union leaders and CEOs waiting to hear how he 's going to save the city . And I 've never been more serious . - Well , I 'll come with . - You can stay right there . Rafael , ? todo bien ? Alex and I need to talk . ? Ahora ? Well , let 's get a nice shot . Mrs . Slater , will you join us ? Big smile for the camera , Yelina . Big smile . I wo n't be long . - Shall we ? - Yes . Whatever you have to show me , Rafael , it wo n't alter anything , except our friendship . Do you recognize these women ? Stripper . Porn star . You helped them get on the state payroll . My office helps a lot of people . I guess it 's trickier when they 're too young to take the job , like Jodie Lanier . She 's a high school sophomore . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ never met her . We have n't . She friended the campaign on Facebook and wanted to volunteer . We 've never even been in the same room . You exchanged direct messages . Which I 've done with hundreds of other constituents . She 's not a constituent . And she 's 15 , Alex ! I had no way of knowing that . Really , not after the pictures she sent you ? The pictures that you asked for , by the way . And these , these are the ... What ? The pg ones . Those other ones that she sent ... You solicited and exchanged naked photos with a 15-year-old girl . This puts you in possession of child pornography . Where did you get those ? Eddie ? Eddie ? You used him as the bag man for everyone else , except for the 15-year-old , because you knew that would upset him . You son of a bitch . You 're using Eddie to swift-boat me ? You 're taking advantage of him like this ? [Laughs] I am ? I had no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he was looking out for me . Right , okay , so ... [Sighs] Here we are , Alejandro . I have to turn these over to a special prosecutor immediately . If you suspend the campaign , it might go easier for you . They got my oldest friend to be the hatchet man . How much are they paying you to take me down ? There 's no vendetta here ... Six days before the election ? The people will know better . I risked everything that I had to give you fair warning , Alex , and you know that . Here 's what I know , Rafael . Ever since you got that Ivy league scholarship , you 've been hooked on their teat . You think you 're one of them because you go on their ski vacations and their yachts ? The man snaps his finger , and you jump up and bite for him . It 's not about me , and you damn well know it . You know what Yelina thinks ? She thinks that you 've always been jealous of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cubano get ahead , because you think there 's room for only one of us at the top . And if I go down , that leaves you . Let me tell you something . You take me down , the people will hold it against you . You wo n't be able to show your face in a barrio , and your political future will be over . Are you threatening me , Alex ? I 'm looking out for you , Raffi . Just like the old days . - No comment ! - New yorkers are smart . They know the powers that be are terrified of me becoming mayor . Is it true that you were sexting with a 15-year-old ? We 're not taking any questions at this time . The wealthy on park Avenue with their nannies and cooks , the real-estate moguls , the white collar criminals on wall street , the powers that be that benefit from the status quo , they know that I 'm gon na fight . But I 'm going to fight for the working people . Yelina @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ come too far ... Too far to allow them to get away with this ! What about the explicit photos you sent ? I have been set up by powerful special interests who have used a corrupt N.Y.P.D . Detective , who 's been the subject of two I.A.B . Investigations , including prostitution , and my old friend , A.D.A . Rafael Barba , who has proven that he is the lapdog of this city 's aristocracy . Anthony , do me a favor ? Mute this , will you ? - Sure . - We 're not going to allow them to derail our agenda ... You know , I 'm not gon na apologize , but I have to give it to you , counselor . He still thinks he has a shot . Alex ... He 's a brawler . I gave him a chance to go quietly . But he would n't take it . Well , I will . Good night , you two . Anthony . Good night , Nick . Do n't count him out . He 's a winner . When @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mom said , " stick with Alex . ' He 'll be mayor of New York someday . " Wow . She never said that about me . You okay ? It 's politics . No danger of a traffic jam on the high road . Still he was your friend . So was Yelina . She thinks this was personal , not professional . You had a job to do . You did it . That 's all this was . Was it ? - Mr . Barba , a word . - Reverend . Your office is destroying the reputation of a man who can turn this city around . Reverend , I am not directly involved with this case , but trust me when I say that this was not an easy decision . Alex Munoz is my oldest friend . Never mind all that . This city 's poor have been ignored for the last 20 years . This is a candidate who can actually save our schools , rebuild our neighborhoods , and you choose to sacrifice all of that because of a zipper problem @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hands now . We 're requesting that Mr . Munoz be released on his own recognizance . Your honor , the timing of this prosecution is politically motivated . Mr . Munoz is five days away from becoming the next mayor - of New York City . - Save the speech , Mr . Koob . Bail is set at $ 10.000 . Moving on .

@@5225841 lncreased intellectual activity . Stress level 's rising . - What 's the problem ? - l ca n't be certain yet . Give me audio contact . Pull the trigger , Alpha . Pull the trigger now . That 's a direct order . l -- Damn it . All right , close it down . This is Dr . Rossick . The training exercise is now terminated . Will that be all , Dr . Rossick ? Yeah , Frank . Thanks a lot . What happened ? Well , I think she was confused by the moral decision she was forced to make . " Moral decision " ? What the hell are you talking about ? Alpha can make choices . Sometimes they bewilder her . I do n't want her to make choices . I want her to take orders and kill who I tell her to kill . You see , that 's just the point . You asked her to commit murder . Rossick , she is supposed to be the ultimate covert assassin . This project cost $30 million , and you 're telling me it does n't work . Calm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fine-tuning . We 'll be operational by the end of the week . You had better be . All right , everybody , just leave her in the lab and you can go . We 'll start over in the morning . - Good night , doctor . - Good night . Ernest , I 've forgotten my briefcase . I 'll be right back . Alpha ? What are you doing out here ? This is Dr . Rossick . We 've got a level-four emergency . Alpha One has just escaped . She may be armed . And she is definitely dangerous . - Apocalypse Wow ? - lt 's a new club that just opened up . Sabrina 's throwing a charity bash there . It 's gon na be wild . - You got ta come . - l do n't know . It does n't sound like my kind of place , you know ? - Ca n't I just make a donation ? - No . - l have n't even got a date . - lt 's no problem . I called up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Star Labs at 8 . - What , are you my social director now ? - Hey , somebody 's got ta do it . - Well , we can stop by for a few minutes . - Great . Do me a favor , though . Try and dress a little hip , all right ? It 's party time . Barry , you look like an undertaker . Thank you . Listen , Tina , I 'm sure you 're just as excited about this evening as I am so we 'll just stay long enough to make Julio and Sabrina happy ... - ... then sneak out the back , all right ? - You 're gon na hate me ... - ... but I ca n't come . - What ? I 'm sorry , but my experiment 's gone wrong . - So you 'll do it again tomorrow . - No , Barry , I ca n't . No , I am not gon na leap into disco inferno alone . Barry , I ca n't . I have to do the experiment tonight @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ committee 's desk by 9 a.m . in the morning . Believe me , I 'd rather come out with you than work all night . Yeah , right . What are all these old research papers doing out ? I 'm leaving now . is there anything else you need ? Oh , no , thank you . Oh , Alpha , this is Barry Allen , a friend of mine . Barry , this is Alpha Webster . She just started as our new lab assistant . Alpha , that 's an unusual name . They call me Alpha because I was the first . - The first child in your family . - ln a way . Do you know what these are doing out ? I 'm sorry , I was trying to organize your files . That 's okay , I have my own filing system , thank you . I 'll see you tomorrow , then . - Good night . - Bye . Do n't you think you should be going ? It 's nearly 8:00 . Wait . Hey , what about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - That is not a good idea . - Why not ? - She 's very bright but a bit damp in the personality department . All business . I know you 're gon na meet a lot of beautiful young women there . No one with less than 1 2 earrings or more than a monosyllable . Well , here 's mine for the evening : - Out ! - All right . Really , it 's greatly appreciated . We wo n't forget it . Thank you . Sorry . Come on , man . Thank you . Thank you . Barry ! Hey , do n't you know that black is out as a fashion statement ? Have n't you heard ? It 's back in , man . Yeah , very , very in . - Where 's Tina ? - She could n't make it . Introduce yourself to the bartender . Tell him you 're a friend of mine . He 'll point out all the available chicks . - Money for the homeless . - ls that good or bad ? Come @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people on this street . We 'll let her get around the corner before closing in . We do n't wan na cause a scene . Where 'd she go ? She go inside ? - Sorry . - Hey . Alpha , right ? - And you 're Barry Allen . - You have a good memory . Listen , why do n't we go try to grab a seat , huh ? - All right . - All right . Excuse me . What do you think the odds are of us running into each other tonight ? Two million seven hundred and eighteen thousand four hundred and fifty to one based on the most recent population of Central City . Wow , you really do have a memory . I 've memorized the Encyclopaedia Britannica , Webster 's Dictionary the complete works of William Shakespeare and 61 3 other books . - You 're not serious . - Yes . Where I used to live , after everyone left , I 'd stay up all night and read books . - Trouble sleeping , huh ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all ? - No . lt 's such a waste of time . Oh , here . Quick , grab these . There we go . One night I read a book about the Civil War . Did you know that Abraham Lincoln freed all the slaves ? - Well , I heard a rumor . - That 's when I realized I did n't want anyone telling me what to do or locking me up . I wanted to make my own choices . I mean , if people can be free , why ca n't I ? - Right . - lt 's all for a good cause , folks . So dig deep . Remember , the more it hurts , the more it helps . Thank you , sir . Very kind . Oh , very generous of you . Thank you . Help the homeless . Thank you , sir . Oh , thank you , sir . - Thank you , sir . - Would you excuse me ? - l see an old friend . - Thank you very much . Thank you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ best you can do ? - Hello , Fosnight . Hey , Allen . Sharp threads . Did n't anybody tell you that black is out ? - You care to make a little donation ? - To whom ? The old hustlers ' home ? Excuse me , miss . Would you make sure the committee chairman gets this ? Thank you . Give me one good reason why I should n't run you in . - Hello . - Hello . Look , Barry , you let me go , and I 'll owe you one . A big one . You know my marker 's as good as gold . All right , but this is the last time , okay ? - Next time I have to book you . - You wo n't regret it . Anytime you need anything , give me a call . The same thing goes for you , honey . Any friend of Barry 's is a friend of mine . Ciao . What are they doing ? I have no idea . - l ca n't keep up with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Come on . Well , actually I 'm no good at -- - l like this . - Where did you learn to do that ? - Are you a professional dancer ? - l 've never danced before . What ? Help for the homeless ? What , are you kidding ? Come on . There she is . Let 's go . Move ! Go ! Move ! Out of the way . Alpha ! - Are you in trouble ? - lt 's just that -- - All right . Time to come home . - What 's going on here ? Stay out of this . It 's none of your business . - Hey , buddy . I happen to be a cop . - You want to stay healthy ? Back off . - Do n't make this difficult . - l do n't want to go . It 's not up to you . Come on ! Hey ! Do n't shoot ! - Who are you ? - l 'm not telling you squat . " National Scientific Intelligence Agency . " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on here ? This is government business , pal . You better cut me loose right now . I do n't think so . We can get her address from her application but if the NSlA 's involved , she 's in serious trouble . - Who are they ? - They 're a top-secret government -- Someone 's jimmied the security system . Barry , what is that ? Come out , Alpha . - You 've been shot . - l 'm all right . What are you ? This is incredible . A synthetic humanoid with artificial intelligence . Who created you ? I was built as part of a secret project by the NSlA . My name is n't Alpha Webster . It 's Alpha One : Artificial Lifelike Prototype Humanoid Android One . I got the name Webster from the dictionary . What are you doing here ? I ran away . The purpose of the project was to create robot intelligence agents . Androids that could be programmed to kill particular targets . The theory was that droids are stronger and smarter than humans @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the ability to make decisions and I decided I did n't want to kill . I wanted to be free . So those people who are after you -- Want to take me back and reprogram me . Why did you come to Star Labs ? Why apply for a job here ? Part of me was designed by you , Dr . McGee . - That 's impossible . - Three years ago , you worked with Dr . Jason Rossick on a robotics project for the government . That 's right . The idea was to build robotic limbs for handicapped people . There were problems , and I left the project . Last year , Dr . Rossick went to work for the NSlA . He 's the one that designed and built me . - Alpha , may I take an x-ray of you ? - Of course . I 'd like to see what they 've done to my work . Okay , just lie on the scanning table so I can record your image . You still have n't told us why you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I want to alter and I need to access Dr . McGee 's research . What circuits ? Someone 's at the main entrance . - Yes ? - Dr . McGee . Colonel Powers , NSlA . I have a federal warrant to search the premises . - Powers ? What do you want ? - This is a matter of national security . Either you open this door , or we break it down . Wait a minute . I 'm working on an experiment with toxic chemicals . I have to make sure the lab 's not contaminated . You 've got 1 0 seconds . What has Christine Powers got to do with this ? She 's in charge of the project that developed me . - Do you know her ? - Unfortunately . She was the NSlA coordinator on a project I worked on with Jason Rossick . She 's ruthless , cold and dangerous . She 's the reason I left the robotics project . She wants to take me back and erase my memory circuits . it 'll be as if I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You 've got ta let them in . - They have a federal warrant . - Hide in the storage room . Let 's go . Search the building . Well , well , Dr . McGee . It 's been a while . Not long enough , Powers . - What 's back there ? - A storage room . - l 'll check it out . - l demand to know what this is all about ! We 're looking for a woman named Alpha . We know she just started working here . We also know you were with her earlier this evening . You were seen dancing together in a club . As far as I know , dancing 's no threat to national security . If you know where she is , you 'd better tell me now . - We ca n't help you . - What 's your interest in her anyway ? - We want to talk to her . - l remember how you talk to people . As I recall , your way of asking questions needs some social @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you or to anybody . There 's nobody back there . I 've got a word of advice for you , McGee : - Stay away from me on this one . - lt 's clear back there too . Let 's move out . She 's gone . Must 've climbed out a window . Barry , whoever or whatever she is , she needs our help . I know . I 'll search the streets . Hey , hey , check it out . Hey , old man . Okay . Out kind of late , ai n't you , grandpa ? Look , fellas , I just want -- Now give me your wallet , and maybe I wo n't slice you up like a loaf of bread ! I do n't have any money . - Too bad . - Let him go . Look at this . I think I 'm in love . - l do n't wan na fight you . - Who said anything about fighting ? Come on , honey . Thanks . Cops . We 'd better not let them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ nearby . This used to be a nice neighborhood . Man , those punks really clipped me good . I 'm sure glad you came along , kid . - What are these ? - Cards . You know , poker , blackjack , like that . Where you from , the center of the Earth ? Cards . You ever hear of three-card monte ? You got any money ? Figures . Okay , look . That 's the queen of hearts . Watch . Find the queen . Beginner 's luck . Let 's try again . Okay . - How 'd you do that ? - My optical circuits are equipped ... - ... with x-ray vision . - Yeah , right . Look , kid , if you got x-ray eyes what color undershorts am I wearing ? Red . Look , I got ta go out for a little while . You make yourself at home , okay ? And do n't go anyplace . I 've been all over the city . I ca n't find a sign of her . I found something @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's incredible . Electronically , biomechanically , she 's a miracle . Except for this . - What is it ? - lt 's a ball of plastic explosive ... - ... in the middle of her memory circuits . - A bomb . - What 's it doing there ? - l think it 's a self-destruct device . If anything goes wrong , she could be destroyed . She was here trying to find a way to disconnect it . If Powers thinks she 'll lose Alpha , she may press the button . A bomb like this could kill a lot of people , Barry . Tina McGee . - lt 's for you . - Me ? - Hello . - lt 's Fosnight . - l been calling all over trying to find you . - What 's so important ? I told you I owed you one . You know that skirt you were with at the club ? Yeah , I ca n't find her anywhere . Yeah , well , she 's with me . And there 's something weird about her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 91 2 Stone Avenue . I 'll meet you out front . I 'm on my way . We 've got a location . I need an ETA on Omega 's arrival . Sergeant Powers , Dr . Rossick and Omega left about 1 5 minutes ago . They should be in Central City within the hour . Good . - You made good time . - Where is she ? Down here . Alpha , Tina and I want to help . - We know about the bomb inside you . - Bomb ? Did I hear " bomb " ? - That 's why you came to Star Labs , right ? - Yes . You were trying to disconnect it . But it 's wired directly into my memory circuits . And if the bomb 's not removed properly , it 'll detonate . Excuse me . Detonate ? Allen , what the hell 's going on here ? Fosnight , Alpha 's not exactly what she seems . - She 's a robot . - A robot ? Yeah . No , no , that 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Alpha 's built like a -- - Woman . That 's the idea . Listen , come back to Star Labs with me , all right ? I know I 'm human but trust me . - All right . - Okay . - Thanks , Fosnight . - Yeah , sure . No , it 's ... . You humans are very strange creatures . The more I learn from you , the more you puzzle me . - ln what way ? - You have the greatest gift the universe has to offer , life , and yet all you seem to do is complain and argue and fight with each other . Barry ! It paralyzes the nervous system . Do n't make us hurt you , Alpha . We just wan na reconstruct some of your circuits . Take me back and make me a machine ? - You are a machine . - No . - l 'm alive . I 'm a woman , just like you . - l hardly think so , Alpha . Why did you make me this way @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ respond ? We can discuss this back at the lab with Dr . Rossick . - l 'm not going with you . - Listen to me , Alpha . You 're expensive equipment . We 'd rather have you back in one piece . But if you walk away from me , I will push this button and you will be nothing more than a handful of nuts and bolts . Run ! Stop her ! Let 's get him inside for questioning . The residual effects of the paralysis should wear off in about an hour . - Did you find Alpha ? - No , but Omega 's here . Good . Let me introduce the next generation in our android series : Omega . Faster , stronger , smarter . And he lacks the annoying habit of making his own decisions . Powers , I protest . Omega is n't ready to be field-tested yet . Yes , well , you 're not running this project , Dr . Rossick . I am . And unless you 'd like to be reassigned to Antarctica I suggest @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back . I 'm always fascinated at how pliable and fragile the human psyche is . - What 's wrong ? - l do n't know . lt 's some kind of a seizure . - His heart 's racing like a train . - Look , help me lift him up . We ca n't have him dying till he tells us what we need to know . Hurry . This should help you burn the drug out of your system . Thanks . Now I 've got ta find Alpha before Powers and her men do . Well , if another android can track her , she must have a signal we can lock on to . The problem is how to isolate it . Fosnight , I 'm glad you 're here . I needed to borrow your tools to make an adjustment in my optical circuit . Oh , my God ! Allen was on the square . You are a damn machine . Please do n't be frightened . I 'm not . lt 's just so ... . - Better ? - Yeah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that are after you ? - They work for the government . Hey , say no more . Anybody being chased by the feds is okay in my book . Look , you got ta get out of town , kid , and fast . - You got a car ? - No . - And no money either , right ? - No . All right , we got ta figure out a way to get you some cash real quick . I got it . You know that trick where you see through the cards ? - Could you do that again ? - Of course . My emergency fund . You pulled me out of a real jam , so I figure I owe you . - l do n't understand . - You will . You ever hear of something called poker ? Let me tell you all about it . Cards . Remember these ? There 's 52 of them in a deck . There 's four suits : Clubs , diamonds , hearts and spades . Gentlemen , the name of the game is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Fosnight . I got ta talk to Joey C . I 'm sorry to interrupt , but you got an empty chair at the table ? Come on . You 're a little out of your tax bracket , Fosnight . Deal them . Actually , it 's a friend who wants to play . Well , as long as he 's got you for a reference . Vernon , are the cards stuck together ? Her name is Alpha . A very wise man once said that poker should not be played with women in the house . - Vernon , are your fingers busted , or what ? - Get modern , Joey . Or you afraid maybe she 'll flatten your wallet ? Hey , I do n't mind taking money from a broad . Sit down , sweetheart . Gold 's 1 00 , blue 's 500 , green 's a grand . How many you want ? - That 's all you got ? - That 's all she 'll need . Deal the lady in , Vernon . Fosnight , you 're making me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ trace from Alpha 's power source . Where is she ? - Hotel lnfantino . I 'm on my way . - Barry , wait ! I 'm getting another signal . identical to Alpha 's . It 's Omega . He 's closing in on her . Three nines . Just a minute . That 's the eighth hand in a row that you 've won . Do you know what the odds are against that ? If you give me the data , I can calculate them for you . - What ? - Relax , Joey . - lt 's a friendly game . - l 'm being friendly . I just wan na know how come she manages to win every hand . I can see through the cards . What ? You have two kings an ace , a jack and a four . She 's a good guesser . Come on , Joey , it 's just a little joke . It 's a gag , that 's all ! - ls there something wrong ? - Nothing a little cement could n't cure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ worm . - Alpha , I 'm here to take you back . - l do n't wan na go . I 'm taking you back . No , you 're not . - Police ! Nobody move ! - Look ! It 's the Flash ! Come on ! Come on ! What the hell is going on here ? Okay . Let 's do this one more time . - You are not a human being ? - That 's right . I 'm an android . - A what ? - An android ? A synthetic human , like in all those stories by Isaac Asimov ? Yes . You read Asimov too ? - Oh , I love Asimov . - Bellows , do you mind ? - You 're a robot ? - Just like the one you found in the hotel . That was some kind of goofy mannequin without a head . - lt was a robot too ? - Yes . And I 'm the Tin Woodsman , and this is Munchkinland . Bellows , call County General and ask them to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Maybe she 's just a quart low . - Lieutenant , she 's telling the truth . - Allen . What do you know about all this ? That she 's exactly what she told you , an android created by the government . She escaped because she does n't want to be used as a weapon . I think you better tell me the whole story . From the beginning . That wo n't be necessary . Lieutenant , I 'm Colonel Powers , NSlA . I have a federal warrant remanding this woman into my custody . I think you 'll find everything 's in order . You ca n't turn her over . They wan na reprogram her . There 's nothing I can do . It 's a federal warrant . - lt 's the same thing as murder . - Stay out of this , Allen . - All right , Alpha . - No , I wo n't go ! Alpha ! We know your destruct frequency . We have another transmitter . - You 're coming with us . - Let 's go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't like government-intelligence types or the way you walk over the law . You or your people so much as commit a traffic violation on the way out of my city , I 'll throw you in jail ! You understand ? It 's been a pleasure doing business with you , lieutenant . Come on . You should have seen her eyes when they were taking her away . It was like watching a person who knew she was going to die . Barry , we 've got to do something . Legally , Alpha may be government property , but I know she 's alive . She has feelings , emotions . They 're just gon na kill her . We ca n't just stand by . It 's not that easy , Tina . They 're holding her inside an NSlA facility . They 've got more security than Fort Knox . Even I ca n't get past it . Maybe you could with a little help . First , we have to isolate the decision-making circuits and then , disconnect them . This should be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ were right . They 've got an incredible security system : Electrified fences , mines , laser beams . You 're never gon na get through that . Then what do we do ? Maybe I can penetrate their security computer . The problem is in the decision-making circuits of the main memory core . What we have to do is eliminate them . And then we can reprogram the memory using the newer , updated Omega version . I 'm in ! Tina , you 're beautiful . It 's about time you noticed . Now let 's see if we can make them think they 're being invaded . This is Powers . What 's the problem ? Yeah , we 've got an intruder showing on the grid in Sector Four but according to security , there 's no one there . Check the system . Do n't worry . You wo n't feel a thing . How do you know what I feel ? - This is Powers . What 's the problem ? - Same problem , ma'am . We 've got an intruder in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ see anything . - Get the damn thing fixed . First , we have to isolate the decision-making circuits and then , disconnect them . - This had better be good . - We 've got alarms going off all over . According to the computer , we 're being invaded ! Look , obviously there 's something faulty in your security system . I do n't wan na be disturbed anymore . Do you understand ? Shut it down . - They turned it off . - l knew you could do it . It 'll take them about three minutes to find they 've been penetrated . I 'll be back in two . All right . We 've isolated the decision-making circuit . Run the memory-erase program . - Hello . - Hello . Hey ! This is Powers . The Flash has penetrated the facility . I want you to reactivate all the security systems . I want him stopped . I 'm sorry , ma'am . They 've already made it through Gate Four . Tina , can you access their security files ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , my God . - What ? All of our research files . Somebody 's deleting them . Damn them . Powers ! No ! Powers , stop it ! Look ! If you destroy Alpha , you 'll kill everybody within 50 yards of her ! Yes , I know . - Oh , no . - Alpha , what 's wrong ? The self-destruct mechanism . It 's been triggered . There 'll be another signal in 30 seconds to detonate it . - God ! - l 've got ta get out of here ... - ... or you 'll both be killed . - Wait ! Tina , what 's the range of the destruct signal ? I 'm not sure . Ten miles , maybe more . - We 'll have to chance it . - Chance what ? Outrunning it . - The countdown 's been negated . - Yeah ? You outran the signal . I spoke to a friend of mine at Star Labs East . She found you a position in the Research Department . She 'll also protect your true @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ explaining how they lost eight years of data to come after you . Do you think it 's wise to let Fosnight take Alpha to the airport ? - Sure , he 's grown very attached to her . - Yeah , that 's what worries me . Hey , Allen . McGee . - l got your plane ticket . You all set , kid ? - Yes . Thank you for everything you 've done . - You 've given me my life . - lt 's a pleasure . There are advantages to being an android , but sometimes I wish I was human . You ai n't the only one , stretch . Look , maybe we better get a move on . Fosnight , I think you 've made a mistake with my ticket . - What do you mean ? - My x-ray circuits can see it in your pocket , and it does n't say New York . Let me see that . Las Vegas . - Two tickets . - Hey , it 's just a little detour . So sue me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be taking a little trip to the airport . Please do n't be too hard on him , Barry . He ca n't fight his nature . - Told you so . - Alpha , you 're a real piece of work . Thank you . I ca n't wait to meet next year 's model .

@@5226041 You ca n't do that ! You 'll overload the accelerator and -- I did n't know what to do , so I called the Legion of Super-Heroes . It 's a little late . What do you need heroes for if the villain 's gone ? Well , he 's not exactly gone . Look . It 's a temporal anomaly . Brainiac made it by rewiring the circuits , then overloading them . - Where does it lead ? - lt could be anywhere . And any time . That means Brainiac could be changing the past . Or destroying the future . Is there a way of pulling him back ? This thing is too far beyond our own technology . Let 's go . Did n't you hear me ? I have no way of bringing you back . Let us worry about that . - This is crazy . - You asked for heroes . You did n't say anything about sanity . Well , we 're here . Wherever that is . And whenever . Over here . I think I know what Brainiac 's up to now . And if I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , boy . You thought I would n't catch you , did n't you ? He 's had trouble with kids coming onto his property at night , pulling pranks . - He means business . - You got that right , missy . Now , if y'all just move toward the house ... . It 's all right . You wo n't be harmed . And you wo n't remember . Clark Kent . You promised to get me some punch , remember ? Oh , sorry , Lana . I got sidetracked . - What 's this strange power you have ? - What do you mean ? The ability to attract every airhead in Smallville . Hey , Mr . Varsity ! Airheads are n't the only ones . You may have made All-State , Kent but I can burn your butt any day of the week . Oh , yeah , Kenny ? How about any night ? You mean now ? Okay , let 's do it . Clark , this is a dance . Kareem here says he can burn my butt . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Showed that loudmouth . - Did more than that . - You had to show him how tough you are . - Guess I do n't know my own strength . Maybe you should learn . Hey , it 's not like I meant to hurt him . It 's just that I 've been going through some changes lately . Me too . Who are you ? Why are you doing this ? Stop ! There 's no reason ! Ah , but there will be , Kal-El . There will be . Kal-El ? I 'm not -- Just in time . Chameleon Boy . Cosmic Boy . Saturn Girl . Where are the other Legionnaires ? Hey , it 's only you . - You saw ? - Yeah , he touched his belt , then , poof . He 's built himself a spatial disrupter . Excuse me . It was something in the punch , right ? We should be safe here . For the moment . Would n't hurt to have a disguise . Hold still . - Well ? - Like a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anyone . - lt better . - Brainiac 's trying to alter our past . - And your future . He wants to kill you before you ever become Superman . " Super " who ? Superman ! You ! Red underpants ? Now I know you 're crazy . I realize all this is hard to take in , and maybe we do seem a little ... . Freaky ? But if you just open your mind . The thirtieth-century is an age of unparalleled peace and prosperity . But none of this would have been possible without you . Me ? Superman showed that beings from different worlds could work together for a greater good . This is the principle on which the Legion of Super-Heroes was founded . But Brainiac would tear all this apart . He 's a living computer who destroys whole planets . Superman stopped him , but after years of dormancy Brainiac managed to reassemble himself . He 's made his way back here to destroy you . We 've got ta stop him . Our past depends on it . And your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ close . Hey , he ran away . He did n't believe us . It was n't like this in the history tapes . Ah , a lucky break , that 's all it was . You 're lucky that 's the only thing that broke . Check out Darth Vader . Que pasa , man ? Take a wrong turn at Tatooine ? Where does Clark Kent live ? Clark ? What is this ? Insufficient response . I repeat . - Where does - - ? - State Road Seven . Where it dead ends . Thank you . Well , no one said this was gon na be easy . Pa ! Jeez ! You almost gave me a heart attack . - You have a visitor . - I just , uh -- - Hi , Clark . - Hi . I needed to tell you that I 'm sorry for walking away from you . It 's just that ... . Uh , Jonathan ? Are n't The Dukes of Hazzard on now ? It 's just that you 've become so darn arrogant lately @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Oh , I 'm learning about that all right . What was that ? He 's here . They 're in the living room , checking the closet . - How do you know ? - I can see them . Who are they ? What do they want ? They want me . I 'm gon na try to draw them away . Whatever happens , stay down here . Are you crazy ? You ca n't go up there . - What was that ? - I do n't know , but I 'm going to find out . Do n't be foolish . You need something better than a shovel . Oh , no , you do n't . Pa ! You want me , Brainiac ? Here I am ! We 'll take it from here . This guy 's mine . Not tonight . You two gon na be okay ? Kal-El . Guess the history tapes were n't so far off after all . Clark , listen . You must get to the control on Brainiac 's belt . It 's the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ kneels before me . This time , history will show that I am the superior survivor of Krypton . You know how to adjust it . You 're lucky you 're still in one piece , son . That was the worst twister to hit town in 20 years . Yeah , yeah . I do n't care . Just get me down ! They do n't remember anything that happened last night ? Nothing . I blocked everyone 's memories then made them think the damage was done by a storm . It 's just as well . I do n't know how I 'd explain any of it . What happens now ? We 're gon na use the computer in Brainiac 's hover-chair to get us back to our time . Then I wo n't be seeing you again . Do n't look so sad . You 'll hardly miss us . What , are you kidding ? After all you 've shown me ? Just when we were getting to be buds . It 's not right for a person to know his own future . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Up , up and away ! I always wanted to say that . Hey , Clark . Come on , we 're gon na be late for class . Where 'd you get those ? Uh , I 'm not sure . Well , what do you think ? Are they me ? You are so weird . [english]

@@5226141 Earth . Fire . Air . Water . Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world . Ba Sing Se has fallen ! After Zaheer and the Red Lotus toppled the Earth Queen , the city descended into chaos . Meanwhile , Korra and Asami tried to escape their captors but crashed in the desert . After getting to safety , they met up with Lord Zuko , Tonraq , and Beifong . Back in Ba Sing Se , Zaheer freed Mako and Bolin , giving them a vital message to deliver to Korra . But will the brothers find her in time ? I ca n't believe it . The upper ring is in chaos . Do n't try to stop us . We 're taking back what 's ours . Stop you ? I 'm gon na join you . I know where the good stuff is . - Should we do something ? - This is n't our battle . We have to deliver Zaheer 's message to Korra immediately . Right . Okay . Find Korra , deliver message . Yeah , this should be easy . We just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the desert , then somehow find her in the vast , expansive wasteland that goes on for thousands and thousands of miles . [Sighs] This is n't gon na be easy . We need an airship . Ooh ! Excuse me , may I have your attention please ? I 'm with the Republic City police , and I need to commandeer this airship to help the Avatar . Let me give it a shot . Hey , the Queen 's gold is on the third floor of the palace ! Second door on the right ! You just got ta know how to talk to them , bro . They took everything . I mean , who rips out a transmission radio ? Some folks just do not have respect for other people 's property . Now let 's steal this airship ! You know how to fly this thing ? Technically speaking ? No . But , come on , how hard can it be ? [All_scream] Up ! Up ! I do n't see any " up " button . I see levers and switches . Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to pieces . Mako , our family 's down there . - Move over . - Ahh ! We 're getting them out . Oh , you think just because you dated Asami , you know how to fly this better than me ? Yeah . Bolin ? What are you doing here ? I came to get you guys out . This whole block is about to go up in flames . Come on , Mako and I have an airship on the roof . We ca n't . Grandma wo n't go . This place is my whole world . I will not leave . Oh , but I 'm so glad my little Bolin has come back to visit . Sit down . Would you like some tea ? Grandma , we do n't have time for tea . - Mom , please . - No ! I ca n't abandon the place where I raised my family . It 's my home . Grandma , there 's one thing that Mako and I have learned from all our years on the street : It does n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with you , you 'll always be at home . I 'm not going . Fine ! You leave me no choice . We 're rolling out ! [Gasps] Wait . Okay , let 's go . Thanks for getting us out of there . I mean , I probably could have handled it myself if you guys did n't show up , but thanks . [Kisses] May she rest in peace . This airship is nice . Is it our new home ? No , grandma , I 'm not sure where we 're gon na take you . But right now , we need to find Korra . Did something happen to the Avatar ? I 'm afraid so . Her airship went down somewhere in the desert . She was coming from a military base near the Misty Palms Oasis and heading to Ba Sing Se . If we retrace her route back to the base , we should find the wreckage . [Snores] Guys , it 's the wreckage . I found it . There . That 's a Ba Sing Se airship , all right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't know , but there are some tracks . See ? I told you . Landing is hard . [Gasps] Spirits . Okay , guys , we think Korra found her way back here . Now let 's split off into teams and scour the town . Yes , we 'll need your help too , Pabu . Now just give me a second while I [Gasps] Wait . Pabu ? Pabu ! [Laughs] Why is Bolin hugging that big rat ? Ew . Now he 's kissing it . Mwah , mwah , mwah , mwah . I 'm never gon na let you go again . Guys , look out ! Giant dogbeast thingy ! [All_shout] Okay , all right , Naga . It 's good to see you too . Ahh , stop . You 're licking my mouth . [Spits] Asami ! Korra ! You guys are okay ! Sorry , I was just it 's so good to see you . It 's really good to see you too , both of you . Good . You guys are n't dead . Do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sir . Oh , my gosh . It 's Lord Zuko . I ca n't believe it . [Whimpers] Uh , forgive my brother . We 're just really honored to meet you , Sir . It 's a pleasure to meet you as well . You must be the Avatar . Mako told me so much about you . You are even more beautiful than I imagined . Uh , actually , that 's Asami . This is Avatar Korra . Korra , this is my grandma , Yin . You are very muscular for a woman . Um , thanks . You too ? What lovely young women . Mako , why are n't you dating any nice girls like them ? Uh , so what happened to you two ? Where have you been ? We were captured by Zaheer and taken to Ba Sing Se . We were there when the Earth Queen was overthrown . What ? How did you escape ? Zaheer let us go . Why would he do that ? Because he wanted us to find you and deliver a message . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ speak . He said he 's gon na wipe out the new air nation and everyone in it , unless you turn yourself over to him . Zaheer 's threatening innocent lives , just to get to me . He could be bluffing . He 's already taken out the Earth Queen . I do n't think he bluffs . We need to radio Tenzin and warn him that the Red Lotus is coming . I agree . Unfortunately , we do n't have a radio on the airship . There 's a portable radio in the jeep , but the signal will never make it to the northern air temple . We need to get to a place that has a strong radio transmitter . The metal clan will have one . Let 's go . We 'll radio Su on the way . Hopefully she can get ahold of Tenzin at the air temple by the time we get to Zaofu . Did you have any luck getting through to Tenzin ? No one 's answering . What if Zaheer is already up there ? - I should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to be okay , Su . I hope so . [Radio_static] We have a strong signal , but no one 's answering . I ca n't just sit around here while a madman is on his way to the northern air temple . - We have to do something . - I 'll ready my airship . With the full force of the metal clan security backing us , we can take them . We 'll never make it up there before Zaheer . There might be another way to stop him . It 's a long shot , but Zaheer is always meditating into the Spirit World , and I know exactly where he goes : Xai Bau 's grove . If I could find him there , maybe I could somehow trap him . We ca n't protect you in there . I do n't like it . - I 'll be fine . I have to try . - I 'll watch over her as she meditates . I guess in the meantime , Mako and I will stay here and try to get through to the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm going to take a nap . Zaheer , come out ! Face me ! Leave the airbenders out of this . There you are . Please do n't hurt me , Korra . I 'm just an old man . Iroh ? What are you doing here ? I was just out searching for a new teapot to add to my collection , but instead I found you . [Laughs] In the Spirit World , you always seem to find something you did n't know you were looking for . You look troubled . - I am . - Sit . What is on your mind ? There 's a maniac on the loose , and he 's threatening to destroy the new Air Nation . I do n't know what to do . Just because you are the Avatar does n't mean you will have all the answers . I know many avatars have needed guidance , but I 'm the only one since Avatar Wan that ca n't get help from my past lives . I wish I could talk to Aang . You know , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , of course . - Yes , my nephew . Their relationship started off a little rocky , but they grew to become lifelong friends . Best friends . Thank you . Thank you so much . You 're right about the Spirit World . I came here looking for someone else , but I 'm glad I found you . - Did you find Zaheer ? - No , he was n't there . But there 's someone I need to talk to . You 're leaving ? Are n't you coming to the air temple with us ? I 'm sorry , but I ca n't . I 'm going back to the Fire Nation . If it 's true that the Red Lotus is targeting the nation 's leaders , I need to protect my daughter . I understand , you have to keep the Fire Lord safe . But before you leave , I was wondering if you could help me with something . I was often Aang 's council , and I 'd love to be yours . That 's just it , you knew @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ knew what he might do if he were in my situation . Hmm , rebuilding the Air Nation was Aang 's biggest dream . He would be beside himself with joy with what you 've done , and if he accomplished that goal , he might have sacrificed anything to protect it . So he would give himself up to save the Air Nation ? I do n't know for sure . The airbenders might have been closest to Aang 's heart , but as the Avatar , he was concerned with people of all nations . No one knew better than Aang that in times of turmoil the world needs its Avatar the most . Thanks . Your Uncle was right . It was helpful talking to you . Wait , you spoke with my Uncle ? Yes , in the Spirit World . A couple of times actually . [Footsteps_approaching] Guys , we got through to the air temple . Who is this ? I told you , it 's Bolin ! Bolin 's not here right now , can I take a message ? No , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ahh , look , I need you to find your dad . He 's outside with the bison . Did you know we found a whole herd full of baby bison ? No . A whole herd , really ? [Grunts] Meelo , this is your commanding officer . Go get your dad , now . Yes , Sir . Come on . Come on . Hello , this is Tenzin . Tenzin , listen to me carefully . Zaheer is on his way to the temple . He 's coming for the airbenders . You have to get everyone out of there immediately . Drop everything . Leave now ! - Oh , no . - What ? What is it ? Tenzin ! Tenzin , what 's happening ? It 's too late . He 's here . What is it , daddy ? We need to get everyone out of here . Stay close to me . What 's going on , Tenzin ? It 's Zaheer . Round everyone up . We need to get to the bison and evacuate immediately . Guys , we got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on . Look out ! [Door_opens] It 's Zaheer . We have to leave . [Screams] No one 's going anywhere , or she gets it . Good , the entire family is here . It 's a pleasure to finally meet a true airbending master . What is it you want from us ? Nothing at all . In fact , if everyone cooperates , you will all walk out of this situation unharmed . Then what are you doing here ? I want Korra , and I 'm tired of chasing her . - You 're using us as leverage ? - Yes . I will never let you get to Korra . Unfortunately , you do n't have a choice . Yes , I do . [All_grunt] Jinora , get everyone out of here . Bumi , Kya , help me hold them off . And stay out of her line of sight . Go . Go ! [Bison_growling] [Grunts] It 's too dangerous we 'll never make it to the stables with her up there . [Grunting] [Strains] [Gasps] [Screams] No . [Grunts] [Yells] [Both_grunting] [Screams] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fun as I am . - I ca n't wait any longer . - Wait , what are you doing ? Whatever I can . Get to the bison ! Get out of here ! Kai ! No . [Yells] [Shouts] [Both_scream] I got you . [Strains] [Gasps] Bumi , let go . But we could die . We 're gon na die if we hang on . [Both_screaming] Oof . [Grunts] [Yells] [Groans] Give up . It 's over . As long as I 'm breathing , it 's not over . [Grunting] [Gasps] Whoa ! Thanks , buddy . Yip yip . [Emotional_music] ?

@@5226241 - Oh , look who 's here - Guys , I got ta go . Ok ? I 'm late . - Okay - See you guys - Okay . Bye - Bye - Bye , dad - Bye - I 'm late - Yeah . Ray , listen . - Ally drew this picture of our family - Now she wants to put it up on the fridge - Yes . So ? - Well . Look at it . There 's Ally and the twins , and there 's you and me . And ... - Look at your parents - Oh , she made them giants ... - Yeah - with sharp teeth and claws - Yeah . And they 're attacking our house - Stop it ! I 'm showing you - No . This way . It goes this way - She 's very perceptive - You ca n't put this on the fridge Your parents are gon na see it - You like my picture , daddy ? - Oh yes , I do . I do , sweetie - Honey , how come you make grandpa and grandma look so scary ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Halloween monsters - Oh - Okay , okay - Grandpa and grandma are n't monsters - Ah , youth - Yeah - Yes - Hi , I 'm Ray And I live here in Long Island with my wife , Debra ... - my six-year-old daughter and twin two-year-old boys - Me - My parents ... - live across the street That 's right - And my brother lives with them - Now , not every family would defy gravity for you But mine would , because ... - Everybody loves Raymond - Hey , you did n't , uh ... - They are gon na call in , man . There 's no way - There 's no way they are gon na get us here - So none of these are real massagers ? - Oh , Andy Why would a real masseuse have black bar across her eyes ? - You know why ? The black matches her whip - So ... So all of this is sex - Yes , it 's sex - And it 's prices are very reasonable - Press box - Hey @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Firestone - Oh , Roy is calling - Oh , Roy is calling - I 'm on TV with Roy Hmm ... Roy Firestone - You are not a little jealous , are you , Andy ? - No , I 'm not jealous - So , Kevin does the play-by-play for the Mets and I was just his ... - humpback staff guy You know what ? - Without me , you would n't know what to say - You 'd open up your mouth and meat would fall out - Thanks , sure . I 'll tell him now . All right , Roy - Yes - You know who that was ? It was Roy freaking Firestone - Did he asked you to sleep over - You my friend are gon na be on TV - Me ? What are you talking about ? - Harvey Johnson 's taking a vacation and Roy wants you to fill in with us on Sportscall with Roy Firestone - Get outta here . Come on . I do n't ... I do n't know TV . I 'm ... a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a Chinese person - Wait a minute , wai , wai , wai That 's a ... live TV show - It 's 30 minutes . Come on . It 's the easiest money ever made - Easier than the 40 bulks he got when you could n't do 7 pushups ? - It was 10 , Andy I could n't do 10 pushups - It does n't matter because you stopped after 2 - So you are in , right ? - I do n't know . Well , I got ta ... Come on I got ta think it over - I got ta let him know tonight - Roy wants me ? Come on . He knows who I am ? - Everybody knows who you are - You know sports - You ... You get to the heart , the poetry that is sports - Oh , I have the stomach that is nauseous - Are you sure he knows me - He read my stuff ? - He knows it all . Come on - I 'll be ... Do you think I 'll do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ great , man . Come on - All right , all right . I 'll do it - Yeah . That is the man I know - Oh , man . Let me ... I got ta go - Yeah , look at you - Debra 's gon na flip , man , when she hears this - TV big shot - Hi , oh , hi , Michael - Michael answered the phone . It 's the first time he has done ever since - Huh , first time . What is he , 14 now , Ray ? - He 's 2 . Yeah - Hi , it 's daddy . No , I know daddy is not home I 'm daddy . No , I 'm daddy ! - Yeah . I ... Yeah . Is mummy ... Hello ? No , no , do n't go get daddy ! - He ... he dropped the phone . Is somebody there ? Somebody there to pick up the phone ? - Debra . I hear you , Deb . You walk right by the phone now - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the phone ! - You know what my mother did ? - Send flyers out all over the neighborhood - My father told everybody at the Elk 's - Give me ... give me some tips , man Tell me something - Let 's make love to the camera , all right ? - Hey , what do you say , fellas ? - Hey , Roy - Hey , hey - Good to see you - You all know James Worthy - James , it 's good to see you - How are you ? - All right - Ray , good to see you again - How are you ? - You are already for the big show ? - I guess so . I do n't do TV much ... ever - First time Kinda get some butterflies going - Wait , I do n't get the butterflies - I just threw up before every live show - We 're live in 30 seconds - Wait , I did n't throw up yet - How do you sit ? You sit ... You cross your legs much @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Okay , everybody stand by ... in 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 - Listen , can I ... - Hello , get out of bo ... body - I 'm Roy Firestone and this is Sportscall - Our guest all of this week from the great Laker championship team is Mr . James Worthy - And as always the radio voice of the New York Mets ... - Mr . Kevin Daniels Good to see you , Kev - Roy , James How are you , folks ? - And a brand new face from Newsday , a fine columnist , Ray Barone - Good to see you , Ray - Howdy - Our subject tonight : athletes and steroid - as you might notice that there 's an increasing use of steroid among amateur athletes , and ... - Ray , you wrote a very interesting piece about that - Hmm , hmm ... Yes , I did , Roy - Why do n't you tell us about that , Ray ? - Uh ... It 's a growing problem . It 's a growing problem @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I say it 's even ... It 's getting to be a bit of a ... - Epidemic ? - No , no . It 's not epidemic - It 's outta control . It 's ... It 's kinda like ... - epidemic - Epidemic . Yes , it 's epidemic - Yeah , yeah - What they ... What they did was they took a group of Olympic Athletes - and they ax them if using steroids would guarantee you a gold medal - but would also kill you ... uh ... in five years - would you still do it - 64 percent of them said yes - Wow , really ? - That 's alarming - I really enjoyed the piece . A terrific Piece You did a great job - Thanks , thanks , Roy - You know ... You know ... when a program succeeds like that - a lot of that stuff just gets swept ... - right under the rug - Right - Yeah , yeah - And what 's gon na happen is that it 's later that these kids are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ made horrible mistake - Right - You know ... They do n't realize it at first But what happens is , you know - they are sacrificing ... what once , you know , - was the ideal The ideal of dream , the American dream - Hello ... - Hooray - Yeah , yeah - What 's going on ? Come on - Capturing the moment - Come on , dad . Come on , cut it out - Great action shot - Oh , come on . Let me be the first one to hug my big TV star - Ooh ... - It was n't actual - Hey , Frank , take a picture - Come on , come on , come on , come on , come on - They should give you the show You are better than the other guy - Kevin ? - No , no , the other one the one who was acting like the boss - Roy Firestone ? - You are in the whole show ! - Come on - Now you 've got television , way to go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's James Worthy listening to you talk - Oh , dad . You took pictures of me on the television ? - Sure , how often is my son on the tube ? - I was on when we busted John Gotti - Yes , but you did n't have any lines , dear - So what did you think ? - Oh , you were great - What did they say of the show ? - Yeah , I think they liked me - Of course they liked you ! - It was like watching Joe Garagiola ( **37;1085;TOOLONG ... ) - Look , this one . This one is Roy smiling at something I said right there - I remember when he did that - Yeah , terrific - I saw that . That was great . They liked you - All right , all right . Come on - TV show . That is all it is We can blow that one up - That one could get me in - Ray - Hey , I was just talking to Kevin - Hey , look at this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ our family , and she still says these monsters are n't your parents - So , maybe they are , maybe they are not - Ray , this one is bald , and this one is carrying a covered dish - You know what ? Save that . Someday a therapist may want to see it - Listen , I was just talking to Kevin - And Harvey Johnson 's gon na be out again tomorrow , - so they want me to do the show again - Oh , I thought it was just one-time deal - Well , things were pretty well there . Everybody seems to like it - So I figured ... Hey , why mad ? - Hey , great , great . Yeah , it was really great - What ? - Nothing - What do you mean ? You are pursing your lips . What 's wrong ? - I 'm not pursing - What ? No - Okay , okay . It 's just ... - maybe before the next show you could ... - just practice a few words You kinda @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? What word ? What are you talking about ? - - No , no , no , no , no . Do n't get exited - It 's not a big deal - Come on . I 'm gon na ... - It 's not a big deal - I 'm gon na be on television . What do you ... - Okay , good - Asterisk . You , you , you were talking about some record that had an asterisk next to it - Well , yeah ? - You s ... Yeah , asterisk - Oh , come on . Asterix Asterix - I said asterix on television ... - It 's okay . No , no , no , no . It 's okay - Just asterisk - Asterix - Asterisk - Asterix - Aster ... - Shut up . I know . Stop showing off - I know . Sorry , sorry , sorry , sorry - You know what ? Maybe it will be easier if we just break it into two parts - Aster-risk - Aster-risk - Asterisk - Asterix . Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , nobody ... Nobody even cares - Next time that word comes up , maybe just say ... little star - What else , what else ? What other words ? - Well , you are asking me , right ? - Yeah - You are asking me - Yeah . What are you doing ? I 'm axing you . Oh ... - Yeah , ' ask ' . Sometimes you say ... - Ax . Ax ... Oh , man - No , no , no , honey . Come on , you just got ta practice those words just practice those words - Why ? Why you did n't tell me this ? - You should have told me the first time I axed you something - I never thought you are gon na be on television - You know what we could do ? Let 's put them all in a sentence , say , uh ... - 'I asked you to put the asterisk with the cinnamon . ' - Cinnamom , cinnamom , cinnamom Oh , my God . I 'm a monkey - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , no , no , no . It 's just a good thing to know for when we are worth the IHOP ( **28;1124;TOOLONG , achainof ... ) - Come on , come on ' I asked you to put the asterisk with the cinnamon . ' - I asked you ... - Good , good - to put the asterisk ... with the cinnamom . Cinnam ... - All right . You know what ? No more IHOP - Ray , it 's ... it 's just those couple of words . That 's all - I mean , you were really ... You 've been told you were great on ... - Yeah , you told me , you told me I believed you - Oh , really , honey . You are terrific - Oh , do n't , do n't - Sorry I axed - Hi - Oh , hi , dear . You are hungry ? - No - Sit down . I 'll make you sandwich - I 'm not - Ally gave you one of her paintings ? - Yeah , look how @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Yeah , that 's great Listen , you guys 've ever noticed I say certain words funny ? - What do you mean ? Like ' Glockenspiel ' or ' tushy ' - No , not funny words , dad Do I mispronounce words ? I 'm just asking - Oh , I think you speak beautiful , dear Why ? What 's wrong ? - Debra thought I had trouble on the show last night with certain words - Oh , that 's ridiculous It sounds like she 's a little nitpicky - Yeah ? So you really think I was all right last night ? - Yeah - Oh , good , good . Cos ' I 'm gon na do it again tonight - They want you back ? - Well , what does that mean ? - Nothing . It 's just , uh ... we , we thought it was ... over - So you did notice the words - Listen , you got bigger problems than your little words thing - What ? Like what ? - Like scratching the microphone - Nobody @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ least ... at least scratching kept him from waving his hands around like he was landing planes - The microphone was much worse - No , no - It seemed like he had never been on television before - He has n't been on television before , but he has his hands his whole life - The microphone was much annoying - Ray , which is more annoying , this or this ? - I did that ? - Yeah , now that you 've mentioned it , your voice was kinda monotonous - I did n't mention that - Oh , it tended to drone on and on , dear - Oh , it 's very awkward - My God - You see , like that - Most people would say ' Mii God ! ' - You got ta try and make your voice go up and down more , high and low - I would absolutely loove a niice dill pickle - Pickle , Marie - Oh , oh - Wait , so ... so let me get this straight , dad - Everything you said after @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my back you were talking about how bad I was - You think I stunk ... You think I stunk ! - What difference it 'll make what we think ? They ask you back - But keep in mind some of the things we 've told you because I got ta see people during the day - Oh , my god . The supermarket - You lie to me , you lie to me and you 're doing so well - How long has this been going on ? - 3 weeks - My God ... oh , my God - Look at you . Oh , my God . You ... you 've been lying to me my whole life . Have n't you ? - 'Oh , oh , Raymond , you are such a great writer , you could have been writing poetry . ' - How about in high school , mum ? - 'Oh , do n't worry , Ray . The girls ... they do n't know what they are missing ' - They do , they do , and they did n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you lying when you said : - 'Oh the day you were born was the happiest day of our lives . ' - No , that 's true . It was - Do n't eat that now , Robert - What 's going on ? - You know they 've been lying to us our whole lives ... - anytime they ever tried to make us feel good about ourselves ? - When did that happen to me ? - Oh , honey , I 'm sure we lied to you plenty of times - You got ta get your own place , man - No , do n't be silly . We love having you here - Oh , my God - Ray , we told you you were a good writer so you would think you were a good writer - Then somebody gave you a job - That 's what parents do , they all lie to their kids for their own good - But , other parents are n't lying , mum - They believe in their children - No , they do n't - That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ more lies , all right ? - Do n't tell me any more - That was good , high and low - Use that on the show tonight - Oh , my God . I ca n't believe I got ta do a show now - You 'll be wonderful , dear - Come on , please , no more lie - They say that because the pros can hit it so far , - that they should lengthen the length of all the courses and ... - You know , I know I 'm probably droning on here , but ... - What about ... what about tradition ? There was always tradition in history , and ... and ... and stuff - I know , I know , I know , I know , I know , I know , I know , - I ... I support the changes in baseball , but ... - Look , let me ax ... ax ... ask something here . - Uh ... Should n't have ... sports sometimes should adopt ... adapt - adapt and grow . But are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - adapt and ... and not grow , probably not grow - Oh , hi , hi It did n't go very well , did it ? - Not your best moment there , Raymond ? - What are you doing ? - We are being honest . You said that 's what you wanted - I could have eaten a box of Alpha-bits and crapped a better interview - Well , what did you think ? - Honey , I begged you to say ' little star ' . - It was even worse than the last time - You made me hate TV - Want me to play it back for you , Raymond ? - All right , all right , all right Come on . I want you to be honest . But ... - it could n't be all bad - Come on , dad , I made voice high and low , like you said - That did n't work - What about my little Steinbrenner ( **38;1154;TOOLONG ... ) joke ? - It was n't funny - It 's not nice to hurt @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ This is funny - All right . Come on . I mean , it could have been ... It had to be something there - I was ... I sat there and ... Come on , come on ... - I thought there was a lot of good things , Ray - Yeah ? - Yeah , like those other guys ... they are so polished and professional and you are really like human - Yeah - Yeah ? - Yeah , yeah - What about what I said , though ? Did it make sense ? - Yes , yeah . I got some of it - So , I mean it was n't a total disaster - No , no , not really , not at all - No , not total , no , not at all - How many total disaster are there ? - Yeah . Ray , the fact that you could go on live television - with such little experience , that really says a lot - You are great , dear - At least I tried , right ? I mean it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... - not try - Yes , yeah , you got ta get in there . You got ta try - You pick the ball , Ray - ... shut your window off - expand your experiences - Pick the ball - I mean you are so ... - Okay ! Okay - Thanks - Better than Broadway - Okay , all right - I got some makeup on . I 'm gon na take the makeup off , and then I 'll come back - Okay , yeah . You are so good , - I bet they 'll have you back out there I 'm sure they will - Yeah - Yes - It 's all about you , Raymond - Robert - Ooh , I do n't think that was a total disaster - Well , how many total disasters are there ?

@@5226341 Eugene Gurkin was a janitor Cleaning toilets for the men . Sleeking and flushing Then he decided that he had enough , got a crew and made a plan . ( nowthey'rethe ) Knights of Prosperity Robbing from the rich to give to themselves.Knights of Prosperity ! We 're the Knights , baby ! Yeah ... You 're here by call the war to this official meeting of the Knights of Prosperity A point of business before we get started ? Go ahead Gourishankar . I would like to propose that next time when we go to rob Mick Jagger , instead of whool ski masks , we wear theses . My skin can breathe . You look as if Ringo Starr walked into a sliding door . ok , moving on . Tomorrow morning , 9am , Rockefeller will enter Mick Jagger 's appartement to start his new job , as the security gard Reginald Van Hoogstratten . Finally give us an opportunity to case the join from the inside . Now I 've taken the liberty to make up a list of 20 things I want you to keep a particuliar eye on , and find out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Who erased my list ? I think we know who did this . I did n't do it . ok . Not important , moving on . These is the three biggest I want you to keep an eye out for , ok ? One : What are the valuables , where they 're kept ? Two : Where are all the entrances and exits ? And three : What are the comings and goings of the guards , Mick and his houseboy Nath Pran ? Consider it done . I do not look like a thumb ! I did n't do it ! It 's Rockefeller . Ask him what it 's like in that . Hit me , brother Butts . Eugene , we 've got a fly in the ointment . What happened ? I did n't get assigned to Mick Jagger . What ? I got ta go . Have you lost your mind ? You 're gon na create a mob scene . But they told me you specifically requested that Screech be on the sign . My name is Dustin Diamond . Screech is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , ten years ago . Sorry , Mr . Diamond . It 's ok , call me Screech . Hey , check out this stuff I ordered from SkyMall . Not here . We 're too exposed . This sucks ! We work so hard to get him the job , he gets the job , and he 's not even assigned to Mick Jagger . It just ai n't right . What are we gon na do ? Let 's not get crazy and let 's think . what do we know ? First of all , Screech sounds like a crazy crackle like in mamma jamma . Not even close , sir . Forget about Screech . What did you learn about Burton Security ? They 've got different teams assigned to different celebrities . I 'm the floater , so they put me wherever they need me until a permanent job opens up . But that can takes months ! Years ! Which is why tomorrow you 're gon na march into your supervisor 's office and say " I do n't wan na be a floater @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ where 'd you like to be assigned ? " Say , and act very casually when you do this , say " I do n't know , maybe ... Mick Jagger . " ok , do that . But I 've been here one day . Rockefeller is a gentleman who works in a Jewish supply warehouse . Certainly you 're familiar with the term " chutzpa " It 's not no sound right there . This about grabbing our destiny . Grabbing destiny . - That 's right , you can do this . - I can do this . - You can do this . - I can do this . - I 've got chutzpah ! - I 've got chutzpah ! - I 've got chutzpah ! - I 've got chutzpah ! Who the hell do you think you are ? ! You have some set of royal brass stones to come in here after one day and ask to be a permie . Who the hell do you think you are ? Do you know how long I was a floater ? Six years @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... Get out of here , Van Hoogstratten ! - Now ! - A'ight ... Frank Cortland 's office . What are you looking at , floater ? Sounds like you met the one and only Frank Cortland . Man , I 'd like to put that guy through a juicer We all would . Ralph Carnucci . Rockefell-Sorry , I ca n't get that damn song out of my head . Reginald Van Hoogstratten . I was a floater for three years . Sucks I once had to take Bed Millers Duckson to the Sundance Film Festival . Who are you assigned to now ? Mick Jagger . I work in his appartment ... Let 's go Carnucci ! ... with Mister Sunshine . See you around . What did I tell you Rockefeller ? Believe in yourself and magic happens . Eugene , the man chewed my ass off . Do you see under here ? No ass ! A small price to pay , because you delivered us the golden ticket to the chocolate factory and his name is Ralph Carnucci . Ok , so what do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ engage him in some laughs , and before he know , he 'll spill all kind of useful info before he even knew he did it . How do we befriend Ralph Carnucci ? Karaoke night . We concentrate on the duets . You sing " Islands in the Stream " with the guy , and trust me , bounding happens . Okay ... Anyone else with any ideas ? Let 's take him to a strip club . Nothing makes a guy talking like booze and boobs . Gary , there is a lady present ... He 's right , these things work like truth serum . Look , I like the hanky yanky as much as the next guy , unless the next guy of course is Gary . But I do n't think that 's the proper setting to engaging casual conversation . Anyone else ? Anyone else ? How about go to a strip club ? I just rejected that ! I mean now , might help us think . I got it . Rockefeller says he 's got an open seat in his weekly poker @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cards with him ... have laughs ... engaging casual conversation about his work and Squatch , Bim ! That 's brillant ! You once again hit us with your genius thing . That 's USA one , and India zero ! I 'll be at Flash Dancers . Right on , excellent , all right ! Ralph and Rockefeller are on their way up , okay ? So , before they get here ... Louis , get out the booze , all right ? That will help lubricate the information flow . And everybody remember , Rockefeller 's name is Reginald Van Hoogstratten , ok ? What about us ? Do n't we need fake names too ? Oh , good point . All right , I 'm Bernie . Madonna . Skipper . That is the stupidest name I 've ever heard ! Oh yeah ? What do you got ? Mike . Hey , yo ! Wait , guys , I still do n't have a fake name ! This is Ralph . How you doing ? Hey , Ralph , hi ! Hey , Bernie . Bernie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and this is Skipper . And you are ? Eugene . It 's nice to meet you all . I got to meet Screetch at the comedy club . - Plate of a floater . - Hey , come on ! It 's tequila time ! Ralph , you ... you 're with me , buddy ? It 's like being on the streets of Tijuana ! ok , cowboys . The name of the game is " Seven card start " . Two 's , Three 's , Four 's , Five 's , Six 's - and Seven 's are wild ! - What is this ? Poker or Go fish ? ok , no wild cards . So , Reginald tells us you do a little security work for Mick Jagger . For a few years now . I always wondered ... Do those guys eat with real silverware , you know , like the real silver kind like actual real silver ? I really do n't eat with them . Of course not . Do n't be ridiculous , Bernie . He ca n't eat with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all the expensive paintings that must be on the walls , huh ? Well ... Sort of . There are expensive paintings on the walls ? We do n't really eat with the client , was what I meant . - But the silverware is real silver , right ? - Probably . I guess ... I really do n't know . - The room is spinning . - Go back to sleep , pirate ok . Hey , big guy . My set 's about 40 minutes , could get up to 45 , you know , giving the laugh spread . Once I 'm off-stage , you got ta get me out through the back of the kitchen , no stopping , if the crowd gets me , I 'll be yacking with them forever . Yes , Mr . Screech . Ladies and gentlemen , He 's screeched his way into your hearts on Saved by the Bell . Here he is ... Justin Diamond ! So a horse walks into a whore house , Three dollars . Are you bluffing ? I think you are bluffing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Which is exactly what you would say if you were bluffing . I did not swing out of a tree yesterday , my friend . I call . Three kings . Surprise , surprise ! Ralphy boy wins again . Listen , guys , I got ta be at work tomorrow at 6am . Those are your normal hours ? Normal hours ? My hours are whatever my hell of boss decides to make them . We 've all had our share of crappy bosses , huh ? Not like this dude . The only thing I like about this guy is that I know one day he will die . Is there a bathroom around here ? Yeah , right back that way . We 've got nothing from this cabr ? n ! And he took all our money ! Silly me , I thought if I robbed Mick Jagger , I would have more money , not less . We can turn this guy . - Say what ? - We should ask him to help us rob Mick . I think your janitor work has caused @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ see the look on his face when he talked about how much he hated his boss for the right price , this guy will help us . And how do we even approach this ? Do we wait for him to come out and ask him : " Hey , could you please pass those chips and help us rob Mick Jagger ? " I 'll do it alone , and I 'll do it gingerly . Like a cougar stalking its unsuspecting prey . If I feel that he 's not going forward , I 'll pull back , but if he does ... then-Toilet paper 's got menorahs on it . Felt a little weird . Oh , yeah , ban on that , chief . Hey , Ralph , have you seen the view of the city from here ? - No , did n't see it . - It 's unbelievable . You got ta check it out before you take off . All right , let 's go ! - Pretty good poker player . - Thanks . You too . Did n't think that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ player , you know what I mean ? Definitely . You need to vibe your own and get burned . If you did right , you 're breaking into part all without a word . Very very true . I get a vibe off from you , Ralph . I do n't know exactly how to approach this . How do I say ? But I think you and me got some stuff in common . - And ... - It 's fun watching you squirm . I 'll make it easier on you . Let 's have diner friday night . - Where ? - Forget it . It ai n't happening . Come on , chief , this is the kind of break we 've been waiting for ! I 've only had one rule in my entire life that I 've lived by , it has always served me well . Never ... date anybody named Ralph . But it is just diner.One tiny little gay meal . Yeah , but what if he wants something more ? what'so big hold his hand a little . Or @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ if he tries to kiss me ? You turn your head away like you 're shy . But he do n't believe you . He smile gently , put his hand upon your face , and say : " Come on , yo , let 's do this thing . " Suddenly , his lips on yours , and kissing you hard . And the crazy thing is you 're kissing him back . And it feels so strange and somehow familiar . Your heart start pounding . Your head get dizzy . The rest of the night go by in a fever dream . You wake up ... naked in the tangle of suede sheets skin to skin with another man . suit ? You say goodbye to the life you knew . ' Cause from now on , you 're living on the down-low . I 'm just playing with you , babe , you 'll be fine . Please , Eugene . You 're the only one that can convince Ralph to help us rob Mick Jagger . We need you . Screech wants chicken wings . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Look at you , right ! Regular Audrey Hepburn . I am never gon na let you forget a single moment of this magical ... evening . Please , go away . Relax ! I 'm not here to push the boost ? I 'm here to talk strategy . ok ? Now , the name of the game tonight - is tease , tease . - How 's that ? How many times you 've been played by a hot chick ? She strings you along , you do whatever she wants , in the vain hope that someday , eventually , she 's gon na give up your am I right ? I guess . ok , well , tonight , my friend , for the very first time in your life , you 're the hot chick . So you tease , tease ... You make him think that the only way into those pants is by helping us rob Mick Jagger . Alright , Squatch , I 'll do what I can do . Good ! Now come here , put this on . What ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ clam strips ? ok . How 's the frozen mousse like ? Acceptable . I 'm sorry I had to drag you all the way down to Connie Island . I mean the onions were awful . It does n't even have his own special dipping-sauce ketchup , please ... - Come on . - It 's a dump . I 'm sorry . I ca n't risk my boss seeing me with a man . I know this agent who came out of work , 2 weeks later they fired him for setting an office surprise . Meanwhile , my boss is banging the secretary the whole time , like that 's perfectly ok . Security business ... So freaking macho . You know , the janitor world 's the same . You know , it 's just like Top Gun with toilets . - You got a great sense of humor , Barney . - Thanks , Ralph . So ... So ... How about a stroll on the boardwalk ? - I do n't know , it 's getting kind of late , and ... - Come @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... Alright . You like comedy , right , Van Hoogstratten ? You 're a ... comedy fan ? I guess so . You 've seen Saved by the bell , right ? - I 'm familiar with that program . - ok , be honest with me . What 's funnier , Saved by the bell or any of Woody Allen 's last five movies ? I 'm not talking Annie Hall or Sleeper either . Talking about his last five movies . The new one I 've seen is Match Point . And that was dramatical . Come on . True or false : Dustin Diamond is funnier than late-period Woody Allen . True ? Or false ? True . Eat a wing . Not that one . So , you ... feel like having a little Night Cap , back at my place ? I do n't think so . - Unless ... - What ? Nothing ... No , please . There was something I was meaning to ask you , but ... Yeah ? Well , it 's kind of a business opportunity . A @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ our lives around . I do n't follow you . Have you ever considered in your life doing anything that was n't completely you know , a 100% legit ? What are talking about ? Some sort of Bonnie and Clyde action ? Not Bonnie and Clyde , Clyde and Clyde , you and me , buddy ! Are you serious ? I do n't know where you 're headed with this and frankly I do n't want to . I 'm a good catholic boy . I think if I stay out of trouble here on earth , when I get to the Pearly Gates , Jesus 'll let the whole gay thing slide . You got the wrong guy . Wait a second , Ralph ! Wait ! I thought you liked me . I 'm sorry . This is no good . I love you , Johnny Cakes . What ? You do n't watch the Sopranos ? I can not afford showtime . Look , I practically did it with the dude , - and what do we have to show for it ? Nothing ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I got something for you . We have ... this ! Oh , I love this , I love it . Sure feels good not to be the gayest guy in the room , for once . No , you 're still the gayest . Louis ! Go kiss Eugene ! So funny I forgot to laugh . Meanwhile ... our plan is down the poopster . - Not necessarily . - What are you thinking , Gourishankar ? You said Ralph 's boss had a guy fired for being a homosex , right ? We send these photos to Ralph 's boss . He get Ralph fired for being a homosex . That create an opening with Mick Jagger . They fill that opening with their only floater , Mr . Rockefeller Butt . But wait a second , we ca n't just out this guy . Why ca n't we out a homosex ? He 's the enemy ! Suddenly , all homosex , we must be friendly to ? That 's not the point . This particular homosex is one of us . - Ai n't one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in India . Look , he 's like a working stiff , juste like us guys , you know ? And I got to know this guy , and I kinda like him , regardless of his private ... weener business . All right ? So we do n't do that , we do n't burn a guy like this , a nice guy , that 's ... That 's just not the Knights of Prosperity way . Are you with me , Louis ? I 'm sorry , what ? Wait a second ... Hold on a second , yeah ! Wait a minute , I got it . Yes , Eugene Gurkin 's brain has figured it out once again ! Ralph said his boss is cheating with his secretary . Squatch ? Get your camera . So last night , I 'm at the bar , I meet this girl , she 's like a cross between ... Miss December 1993 , Alyssa Bridges , and Miss April 2004 , Jamala Dissiza So I get her back to my place , right ? ok , listen , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ longer with Burton Security . - Oh , yeah ? - Carnucci ? I want you to take his place . - Yes , sir . - Good . But that leaves us one short to Mick Jagger 's . Van Hoogstratten . See me in my office . What is it ? You ok ? I 'm in ! Congratulations ! Now , let 's go out the homosex . You know ... The tall guy , Ralph ? What ? He 's gay !

@@5226441 ( @birds_chirping ) ( Explosion ) ( Grunting ) ( Sighs ) Home . Father ! Father ! Father ! Father ! Father ! Father , it 's me ! Come on , father ! You are never going to believe where I 've been ! Alice ... It all began with this white rabbit , - and he wanted to take my hat and then ... - Alice ? Is that really you ? Who else would I be ? You were gone a very long time . We ... we thought you were ... you thought I was what ? Dead . ( Man , faintly ) White rabbits , smoking caterpillars ? Giant mushrooms ? Who does she think I am , a fool ? Why would she lie ? ( Man ) Your child is delusional . She 's delusional . She 's making it up . But I can cure her of this . So she 's a liar . She is a liar . I 'm not a liar . It was real . And I 'm going to prove it . Once Upon a Time in Wonderland 1x01 - Down the Rabbit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @dogs_barking_in_distance , @wind_whistling ) ( @thunder_crashing ) ( @horn_blares ) ( @tires_screech ) Looks like you closed down the joint again , Leroy . ( Thunderclap ) You 're really gunning for that customer of the week plaque . ( @keys_jangle ) It 's a win/win , Ashley . You get my mug on the wall , - I finally get ... whoa ! - Sorry , brother . Closing time . It looks like a storm 's coming . You better find a place to keep dry . ( @thunder_crashing ) ( Britishaccent ) I 'll get right on that . ( Jangles ) ( **25;3794;TOOLONG ) ( Billrustles ) ( Slurps ) ( Rattling ) ( Rumbling ) ( Loudwhirring ) ( Explosion ) ( Clattering ) ( Gruntingandcoughing ) ( Flapslips ) There you are . Bloody hell ! What are you doing here ? I 'll tell you on the way . We 're late . No , I 'm not interested in your important dates , Rabbit , or your unimportant dates , for that matter . No , no , no , no . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for someone . Who ? Alice . She needs help . You 're the Knave of hearts . She needs you . ( Mancacklingindistance ) ( Grunting ) Answer the question , please . Alice ? Alice ? I do n't remember . Oh , I think you do . It 's been a year now , and you 've been quite clear in your statements . An invisible cat , a hookah-smoking caterpillar , food and drink capable of altering your physical form , a murderous red queen . And you encountered all these things by literally ... falling down a rabbit hole . Hearing it out loud , it all sounds quite ... preposterous . Would n't you agree , Alice ? Yes . Good . Just a few more questions , and maybe this time , we can send you home . When your father finally brought you to us , he was at his wit 's end . It was n't just your multiple disappearances that had taken a toll . It was your ludicrous explanation that you 'd been searching for proof of this place @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , and terrifying adventures . Do you still believe that to be true ? ( Bubblingsound ) ( Exhaling ) ( Gaggingandcoughing ) Hey , that 's mine . Give it back . ( @siren_wailing ) ( Man ) Trespassers ! Halt ! She 's headed into the maze ! By order of the Queen , stop ! Do n't let her get away ! ( Grunts ) ( Man ) She 's headed for the Queen 's garden ! ( Doghowlsindistance ) After her ! ( Man ) I thought she went this way ! She must n't get away ! ( Man , slow-motionvoice ) Where 's the girl ? Has anyone seen her ? ( Loudstomping ) I thought she went this way ! ( Gasps ) ( Man ) Alice ? ( Singsongy ) Alice ? ( Poundingdesk ) ( @normal_voice ) Alice ! No . It was n't true . I never left England . So you just ... made it all up ? Why ? For attention ? Well , you certainly got it , did n't you ? The question we have to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ girl with tales of tea parties and barbaric queens , or the young lady who says it was just her imagination ? That little girl was a fool . And the lady ? She knows what really happened . ( Loudstomping ) ( Man ) Search everywhere ! ( Stompingcontinues ) ( Slow-motionvoice ) She has to be here somewhere . There 's nowhere left ! Do n't let her get by . Where did she go ? ( Grunting ) ( **39;3821;TOOLONG ... ) ( Man ) What are you doing in my bottle ? ( Gasps ) Turn me in , and I get big . Right here , right now , burst your house into a million shiny pieces . We would n't want that now , would we ? Good bottles are so hard to find these days . ( Chuckles ) My name is Cyrus . My home is your home . ( Doctor ) When you finally resurfaced , you claimed to be in this ... Wonderland . Can you tell us where you really were ? With a friend . Where ? ( @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to see it again . What place do you call home ? England . Although it has n't exactly felt like home lately . So we 're both strangers in this most strange land . " Strange " is one word for it . Wondrous ? Dangerous . I sense that you can take care of yourself . ( Chuckles ) And you have to go back to your land soon ? Well , I do have what I came for . Which is what ? Proof that all this is real . ( @muffled_grunting ) ( Muffledsputtering ) Oh ! You want proof ? Come here . I 'll give you proof . Uhh ! A talking white rabbit in jacket and trousers ? ( Sighs ) No one can say I imagined that . Yes . That much is certain . So tell me , Alice , who is this proof for ? You 've risked much to come back here . Is it ... a husband ? No . There 's no one like that . Good . Good ? I mean , just that you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ terrible fate . Yes . That it would . The proof is for my father . He thinks I 'm insane . Really ? So you 're risking your life for someone who does n't believe in you ? You know ... When you really love someone , you do n't need proof . You can feel it . Maybe where you 're from , but in my land , I wish things would ... You wish things would what ? You found my bottle , Alice . Anything is possible . " Mistress mine , " " my will is thine . " " Tell me your wishes three . " Alice , if you wish to be released from this facility , - you need to ... - I do n't wish for anything ! Would ... this have something to do with the genie you believe you met ? You told your father that you ... you set him free , that the two of you traveled from world to world , fighting pirates , swimming with mermaids . And then ... Men and women being what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ready to admit that that was a lie as well ? ( @water_gurgling ) Curiouser and curiouser . I 've heard of the boiling sea , but in person , it 's even more amazing . As are you . Oh ! Careful . ( Gasps ) ( @both_chuckle ) I 've never met a human quite like you , Alice . I 've never met a genie quite like you . Well , actually , I 've never met a genie , so ... ( Chuckles ) Okay . Forgive me . I 'm not used to ... I was always the one granting the wishes , not making them . Making them ? What ? For 100 years , I was tethered to a bottle , a slave to the faulty dreams of man , and all that time , I only had one wish ... to never be a prisoner again . And now ... I have another . Wait . I ... I think the people in you world do this down on one ... Yes . What ? Yes , yes , I will . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was charming and eloquent and had ... Our hearts are entwined . From now on , I 'll know when you are near , and you will know . ( Feetmarchingindistance ) ( Marchinggrowslouder ) Alice , run ! When your father found you , you were inconsolable . You said the love of your life was gone , murdered by some ... No , that 's ... that 's not what I said . Alice , you were an ignored little girl who wanted to be loved , so you created a fantasy land full of characters who 'd help you become who you wanted to be ... tall , brave , beautiful . You would n't be the first child to do this . You 're just the first to grow up and still believe it was real . ( Whispers ) No . ( @normal_voice ) I do n't believe it anymore . We know you 're lying . You still cry out for him in your sleep . - What ? - In your sleep . Every night , it 's the same . You cry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sorry to interrupt . ( Bladezings ) ( Clanking ) ( Grunting ) Mind if I borrow him ? Cyrus , no ! Cyrus ! ( Grunts ) Alice ! ( Grunts ) ( Grunting ) ( Clank ) Oops . ( Alice ) Cyrus ! Cyrus ! No ! Cyrus . ( Doctor ) Alice ? We have a new procedure that can take away your pain . Make you forget whatever ... Or whomever you 're holding on to . One treatment . It all just ... slips away . Does it hurt ? A little . But far less than the pain you 're in right now . ( Footsteps ) Just sign here . Good girl . Now go get some sleep . Tomorrow your life begins anew . ( @bell_clanging , horsewhinniesindistance ) ( Whispers ) Cyrus . ( Squeakingandwhirring ) It 's time . Fetch the girl . ( **29;3862;TOOLONG ) ( @door_unlocks ) Could you at least give me time to get dressed ? You . " You " ? That 's what I get ? " You " ? Well , nice @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you doing here ? Right . Come now . We have to go . Go ? Oh , no . You 're not real . Oh , I 'm very real , and we must leave now . I 've cleared out some of the guards , - so we should be able to get out ... - No , I ca n't . I ca n't . Alice , you need to listen to me . No , I 'm not going anywhere . Why must you always be so bloody stubborn ? There he is . ( Grunting ) - I did n't do anything . ( Man ) - It 's true . I mean , if she was the least bit helpful , we would have been long gone by now ... ow ! Get him out of here . Alice , no ! You know me ! You remember . - I do n't want to remember . I want to forget . - Alice , listen to me . - No ! - He 's alive . The rabbit saw him . ( Grunting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You know as well as I do , Alice . ( Grunts ) Nothing 's impossible in Wonderland . ( @men_grunting ) ( @blow_lands ) Uhh ! Uhh ! ( Grunts ) ( Bonecrunches ) ( Grunting ) ( Metalclicks ) ( Grunting ) ( Man ) Aah ! ( Clank ) ( Thud ) ( Thud ) Was that your idea of a rescue ? Well , it was supposed to be more of a message delivery type situation . I was n't planning to ... Right , let 's go then . You 're late . What a surprise . To you , everybody 's late . True . I do have high standards . Nice world you got here . Oh . What the hell is this stuff ? It 's pretty hard on the paws . Alice ! Stop . Do n't do this . I can help you get better . Are we really going to stand here and listen to this guy ? Seeing things , doctor ? I hear there 's a procedure for that . ( Doorclanking ) ( Panting ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Look out ! ( @metal_clanking ) Out of the way ! ( Clatter ) ( Whistling ) ( Man ) Out of my way ! ( Whiterabbit ) Oh , no . We 'll be pinched for sure . No , we wo n't . ( Menshoutingindistinctly ) - They 're coming . - Rabbit ! Here ? Could n't we find somewhere with softer ground , like a field ... ( Both ) Dig ! All right . ( Whooshing ) Here goes . ( Grunts ) ( Crackling ) What are you waiting for ? ! Alice , I did n't exactly leave that place on good terms . Neither did I , but if Cyrus is ... Then you have to go , not me . Listen , Knave . Once long ago , I got you back your heart . Now ... you need to help me get back mine . ( Manindistance ) Down there ! Or you can take your chances with them . Bloody hell . All right , then . Next stop ... Wonderland ! ( Whooshing ) ( @thunder_crashing ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hate ... This bloody ... Place ! ( Panting ) Careful , Knave . We 've landed in the mallow marsh . Of course we did , because a pond made out of dessert topping - makes perfect sense . ( Whiterabbit ) - Come on . Shake a leg . ( @birds_chirping , insectwingsflapping ) Shake two legs . ( Laughs ) ( Boomingsound ) ( Birdscontinuechirping ) Ugh ! What a mess . Okay , Rabbit . Where 's Cyrus ? Tell us where you saw him . Well , I did n't exactly see him . Did you tell her I saw him ? - That is what you said . - It was a figure of speech . Nope . I 'm pretty sure it was n't . Uh , what I meant was , I was having tea with the Dormouse , and he said that he saw him . So we came all the way here on the word of a narcoleptic rodent ? ( Gurglingsound ) Ignore him , Rabbit . Go on . He said Cyrus was at the Mad Hatter 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he has n't been in Wonderland for quite some time . And he ai n't never coming back . He 's found himself a nice little life back in the place I was makin ' mine ... a place , I might add ... ( Roars ) where the dragonflies are n't actually dragons . Rabbit , are you getting taller ? Yeah , quite possibly . That kind of thing happens quite a lot around here . We 're sinking . ( Sloshing ) I ca n't move me feet . Rabbit , where is it ? Where 's the Hatter 's house ? Where else ? The Tulgey Woods . Knave , we need to get out of here . ( Gurglingsound ) Really ? Uh , everything 's gon na be fine . I 'll just , uh ... uh , uh , I 'll go get help ! Do n't worry ! Everything 's going to work out just fine ! Stop moving . We 'll just sink faster . Oh , because a slow death is so much more pleasant . This is humiliating . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A what ? It 's biscuits and chocolate , and you get toasted marsh ... never mind . The point is , we 're gon na die . ( Panting ) ( Gurglingsound ) Knave , that 's brilliant . ( Roars ) ( Screeches ) ( Roaring ) What the bloody hell are you doing ? - I 'm making a smore . - S'mores ! Whatever . I 'm starting to think you were in the nutter for a reason . See ? ( Screeches ) Come on . ( Grunting ) ( @birds_chirping ) Where 's that rabbit ? It 's getting late , and I plan on sleepin ' in me own bed tonight . You ca n't leave . We have n't found Cy ... Cyrus . Exactly . You heard what the rabbit said . He never even saw him . ( Sighs ) If I 'd known that , I would n't have done any of this . I mean , for all we know , he is n't even alive . What if he is ? Alice ... I left Wonderland because @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lot of people wan na see me dead . They have their reasons , and to be honest , they 're good reasons . ( Sighs ) I left this place for a future I 'm quite keen to see , and you want me to risk all that for a hunch ? I can pay you . How ? You do n't have anything to pay me , Alice . That 's not entirely true . I have something better than money . ( Squeaks ) Wishes . I do n't get it . Why do n't you just use ' em to bring Cyrus back ? Wishes can be ... unpredictable . If I used one to bring Cyrus back , he might arrive hanging from a tree with a noose around his neck . See , with wishes , sometimes there 's literally a string attached . Then one just has to be careful what they wish for . Make it consequence-proof . Yeah , I can do that . So does that mean you 'll stay ? We find Cyrus , I get a wish . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ( Clatter ) So you really believe the rabbit , then ? I know you have your doubts , but , yes , I believe the rabbit . ( Panting ) Oh ! ( Groans ) ( Horsewhinniesindistance ) Oh , no . Huh . Oh . - There you are , Rabbit . - Oh ! My ears ! Oh ! Uhh ! Do you mind ? ( Grunts ) ( Panting ) Your Majesty , I can explain . You 're late . I know . I know . I ... I 'm so sorry . I came as soon as I could . So you told Alice what you heard ? Yes , that Cyrus was alive . Is he ? I 'll be the one asking questions . Right . Right . So this makes us all square then ? You said if I got her here , I 'd get ... I said we 'd settle up when the game was complete . We are still setting up the board . Now as for your friend Alice , I need you to report everything @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to , what she is thinking . I need more than my eyes . I need your ears , and you will either help me , darling ... Or decorate this room . Understood ? Yes , Y ... Your Majesty . Now leave . ( Chairscrapesfloor ) ( Whimpers ) ( @insects_buzzing , creaturescallingindistan ... ) The Tulgey Woods . The Hatter 's place is on the other side . Are n't you worried this is all a trap ? If there 's a chance that Cyrus is alive , we have to take it . Right . Let 's go . The Red Queen ... you said it was also her who threw Cyrus into the boiling sea . Why would she do that ? I do n't know , but I 'd love to ask her and see the look on her face when she realizes I 'm not the forgiving sort , particularly when said face meets this branch , repeatedly . Does n't sound like you . The doctors said I 'm a danger to myself and to others . Yeah , you ca n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ In fact ... when I thought Cyrus was dead , I stopped believing in much of anything . ( Loudclank ) ( Whoosh ) ( Man ) Well ? She 's back . And what is the girl doing now ? Looking for her genie , of course . Is n't that what we wanted , Jafar ? What we want ca n't be accomplished until we have the genie 's bottle and the girl 's made all her wishes . So I 'd say perhaps you should n't be so pleased with yourself . Do not talk down to me , Jafar . I 'm the Queen . That 's the thing about power . Hmm . It can be so fleeting . ( Scoffs ) Is that a threat ? No . Threats are for people who are n't prepared to act . ( Staffthuds ) Wait . You need me . Not anymore . But I did what you could not . I ... I brought Alice back to Wonderland . Which means your work and your usefulness to me is done . I 'll take it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Choking ) ( Crackling ) ( Weakly ) Do you know ... ( @strained_voice ) where she is ? ( @inhales_sharply ) Do you ? ( Loudwhoosh ) ( Gasping ) ( Chuckles ) That 's right . You do n't . Now you 're not in Agrabah anymore , darling . This is my world , which means only I know exactly where she is . Only I know exactly where she 's going . So if you want my help , yes ... our deal remains . I will get you those wishes . In return for what , exactly ? All in due time . So why do n't you get on that raggedy carpet of yours and fly away ? And let me take care of Alice . For your sake ... I hope you do . ( Alice ) We 've been walking forever . We should be at the Hatter 's house by now . ( **25;3893;TOOLONG ) ( Knave ) Oh , bloody hell . What exactly did you do after I left ? Do n't ask . ( Parchmentrustles ) Now which @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . We need a different point of view . What do you mean ? If I get high enough , I can see the Hatter 's house . Enough of these . ( Grunts ) I can see it ! The Hatter 's place ... it 's not that far ! Knave ? Will ? ( Sighs ) ( @low_growling ) ( Growling ) Cheshire . It 's you . You gave me a fright . ( Continuesgrowling ) Chesh ? You remember me , right ? It 's Alice . Yes , I remember . You look ... different . Everything does , does n't it ? Wonderland has grown stranger . I 'm stranger . You 're stranger . Together we are ... strangers . Well , then ... how do you do ? Now that we 're friends again , you would n't want to eat a friend now ... Would you ? Mmm , certainly not without pepper . ( Gasps ) The pickings are slimmer these days . These woods used to be full of food , but now the only thing it 's full @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Aah ! ( Exhales ) ( Growling ) ( Grunts ) ( Whack ) ( Panting ) ( Growling ) ( Grunts ) The Red Queen promised you would be the sweetest meat I 've ever tasted . Let 's see , shall we ? ( Gasps ) ( Continuesgrowling ) ( Roarsandscreeches ) ( Growling ) Oi ! ( Growling ) ( Meows ) Now then ... Go pick on somebody your own size . ( Meows ) I ca n't believe it . You . You were ... Brave ? Daring ? ... Stealing my wishes . Oh , that . I think maybe you misunderstand . I was just protecting the wishes . You expect me to believe that ? Not really , no . But can we focus on the part where I came back and saved your life ? You know you ca n't steal a wish . It has to be granted . Of course I did . Everybody knows that . Let 's go get Cyrus . Knave . ( Panting ) Over there ! Hurry ! Cyrus ? ! ( @exhales_deeply ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cyrus ! Cyrus ! Cyrus . I 'm here . Alice . He must be here . It 's too dark to tell , or maybe he 's sleeping or something . ( @door_opens ) Oh , here you are . I 've been looking all over . I showed up with a whole troop to pull you out of that marsh , but you were gone . It 's okay , Rabbit . Just dig us back home . Cyrus ai n't here . No , he must be here . ( Sighs ) Alice ... Alice . I 'm sorry . But he 's not here . And as far as I can tell , he never was . Maybe ... Maybe the Dormouse just named the wrong house , or ... Rabbit , enough . If Cyrus were here , would n't he have shown himself by now ? So he really is gone . Alice . ( Huffs ) You made her lose Cyrus twice . Why would you do that ? ( Alice ) Will , Rabbit , come quickly ! ( Gasps ) I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you get that ? It was just here in the grass . He 's alive . Nothing could survive the boiling sea . If it survived , so did he . Alice , that necklace ... it 's magic . That 's why it survived . The guy wearing it ... he was just flesh and blood . He 's gone . I 'm sorry . Now let 's get out of here . The rabbit can dig his hole . You can make a new life , meet somebody else . - No . - No ? I 'm not going . Alice , this is n't the time to be stubborn . I 'm not being stubborn . Yes , you are . If you want to leave , leave . But I 'm staying . Because of a necklace ? Because he 's here . But you have no proof . When you really love someone , you do n't need proof . You can feel it . He 's here . I 'm gon na find him . Only question is ... Are you coming with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me that . Is that a " yes " ? ( Sighs ) Bloody hell . Come on then . ( Whooshes ) ( Whispers ) Alice . ( Clankingindistance ) No ! ( Jafarspeaksindistinctly )

@@5226541 Ahhh ! After 10,000 years , I 'm free ! Its time to conquer earth ! Alpha , Rita 's escaped ! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude ! # Go , go , Power Rangers # # Go , go , Power Rangers # # Go , go , Power Rangers # # Mighty Morphin Power Rangers # # Power Rangers # # Power Rangers # # Go , go , Power Rangers # # You Mighty Morphin Power Rangers # Hi , Mr . K . Oh , hi , boys . KAPLAN : Looking forward to a great show of talent . It 's going to be awesome . This is a great idea , Mr . Kaplan . Thanks for thinking of it . Yeah . How 's rehearsal going ? Fine , except we 're having a hard time keeping track of everybody 's props . We 're still looking for a few things . Oh , no . Speaking of props , Jase , I forgot our belts . Do n't worry . No . We have to have them . I 'll be right back . All right ? All right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ marvelous stupendous . Aha . Aha . Ahh . Now let 's see . A few more fangs here and there -- Perfect ! She 'll be so surprised . It 's the perfect birthday present for her Evilness . ( chuckles ) Power Rangers beware . ( evilcackling ) Hey , it 's good to be on planet Earth . Power Rangers ... I 'm here . ( @evil_laughter ) Kimberly , Trini , Zack , Billy , help me sort this stuff out . Sure , Ernie . I smell boiled eggs . Skull , I found the eggs . I found the eggs . Eggs , eggs , eggs . KAPLAN : Looking for something , boys ? Uh , no , no . Mr . Kaplan , we were just ... I was just looking for my guitar . Yeah . He likes to check his instruments before he performs . Oh , really ? Well , fine then . And you , Skull , what are you doing here ? Just checking my cymbals , Mr . K ! Destroy . Destroy ! ( growling @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ authorization ? Yes , who ? Not me . I know . I told Finster it 's my birthday today . He created it on his own and sent it as a surprise ! Happy birthday ! Well , I 'm sure he needs a hand . So get down there now , Goldar ! Yes , Evil One . Okeydoke ! Depart ! Ready ? I ca n't wait . It 's going to be great . It 's going to be cool . RITA : Finster ? Finster ! Yes , my Queen . Goldar and Fang are about to attack but Tommy could ruin everything . What are you going to do ? We would n't want him to do that . I shall send the Putty Patrol . So you want to play , huh ? I can use the practice before the show . Give me the communicator back . Look , I 'm done fooling around . Huh ? Let me out of here ! Putty come on . You just wait . Come on , let me out of here . I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm a little peckish myself . Look ! There 's some eggs . What are you fools doing ? Get back here ! Ooh , yum yum ! Yeah ! Ooh ... ooh ! I like these . ( gruntinghappily ) Delicious . Ha ha ha ! Tasty ... scrumptious ! Put that down . Hey ! There 's Fang ! It looks like Fang is cracking up . He sounds kind of huffy . What 's the matter ? ( growling ) How could you ? What do you mean ? You ate my gooney bird eggs . You know how hard it is to find these ? You ca n't just walk into a store and buy these , you know . Finster ! I wanted these eggs for lunch ! They were good ! Were good ? I 'm going to tear you apart ! ( growling ) ( playingrockguitarriff ) ( playingbassline ) ( playingtogether ) I wonder what 's keeping Tommy ? I do n't know . He 's not answering his communicator he should have been back by now . Did he go to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not funny , guys . He could be in trouble . Affirmative . Something 's wrong . ( beeping ) We read you , Zordon . Teleport to the Command Center immediately . We 're on our way . Zordon , Tommy does n't answer his communicator . That is why you 're here . Observe the Viewing Globe . He is being held hostage by Rita 's Putty Patrol . Oh , no , Tommy . He 's really in a bind . We got to help him . Not so fast , Zack . We have another problem . Rita has released a garling Fang monster who intends to destroy the earth . Man ! Now he 's ugly . Precisely . An absolutely atrocious beast . But , Zordon should n't we help Tommy first ? He is capable of handling his situation . First , you must destroy fang before he unleashes his power . It 's Morphin Time . Mastodon ! Pterodactyl ! Triceratops ! Saber-toothed Tiger ! Tyrannosaurus ! # Go , go , Power Rangers # Power Rangers ! No . Not until @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have the gooney bird eggs . Attack and you can have them . Really ? With sprinkles on ' em . Let 's send this guy to the dentist ! I want gooney bird eggs . Leave , or I 'll be forced to raise my voice in anger . Get ' em , Fang . Begone ! Skedaddle ! - Huh ? - Huh ? Fang , attack them ! I 'll mash them into moon dust . Hey , Fang , you really know how to rock . ( screaming ) Hey , Goldar ... you were splendiferous . ( @evil_laughter ) ( growls ) JASON : Tommy , come in , man . Can you hear me ? Ha ha ! Yeah ! Now I 'll never get my gooney bird eggs . They 're gone . Leave me alone . My gooney bird eggs they ate my gooney bird eggs ! So , Fang , what 's the matter ? ( laughing ) What 's so funny ? Do as I command and you shall have your eggs . Do you promise to obey ? Watch @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ laughing ) No ! No ! ( laughing ) My eggs ! You want eggs ? Destroy the Power Rangers . Anything you say . Now , grow , Fang , grow ! Nyah ! Nyah ! ( snickering ) Okay , get them , Fang ! Yes , my Evilness . We need Dinozord power ... ALL : Now ! ( roaring ) ( @all_yelling ) Power Rangers , log on ! Let 's do it to it . Powered up and online . Ready to rock ' n ' roll . Nail this buck-toothed bully . All right , rangers , time to power up . Two , one ... power . We need Megazord power . ( snarling ) ( screeching ) Engage Megazord battle mode . ALL : Right ! Megazord sequence has been initiated . Megazord Activated . Eggs ! I want eggs ! I do n't know what he means but we 'd better stop him before he does real damage . Eggs ! Rita says you have eggs ! I want them now ! We do n't have eggs . Rita lied to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll have to make you stop . Got it ? I 'll get you ! Let 's finish him , guys . ( cackling ) Let 's get it together . This lizard 's not going down easy . We 've got to give it all we 've got . Give me the eggs , now ! Yeah ! ( snickering ) Eggs . Man ! Now I 'm going to finish you . This reptile 's a lot tougher than he looks . Eggs ! We could sure use Tommy 's help . Ah ! The dam ! Okay , now stomp it to the ground . Yeah ! We 'll soak them ! ( snickering ) He 's heading for the dam . We are victorious ! That 's what you think . After him , Rangers . ( grunting ) Tommy , do you read me ? I 'm right here , buddy . Where are you guys ? We 're at the dam . Hurry ! I 'm on my way . Dragonzord ! All right ! ( @trumpet_fanfare ) ( @evil_laughter ) ( yells ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ snickering ) Switch modes ! We need Titanus , now ! ALL : Ultrazord . Power up ! # Power Rangers # # Go , go , Power Rangers # # Go , go , Power Rangers # # Mighty Morphin Power Rangers # Let 's finish it ! ( snarling ) All right , Rangers ... ALL : Lock on and fire all weapons . ( howling ) No ! I guess we took care of you , frogface . Oh , yes ! You 'll pay for this ! Good news , Zordon . We destroyed Rita 's plans again . Yeah , it was morphinominal . Congratulations , Power Rangers , on a job well done . Hey ! Where have you guys been ? You 're up next . Rock the house , fellas . Okay , next up we got Tommy and Jason . So let 's give them a big hand . ( cheering ) And now Bulk and Skull . ( heavymetalplaying ) - # My name is Bulk # - # My name is Skull # # And we 're the heaviest @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - # We 're mean # # And that 's the truth # # And we 're bad # # So all you geeks had better be scared # # Better be scared # # ' Cause we 're cool # # How cool ? # # So cool ! # ( @maniacal_laughter ) Captioned by Grant Brown

@@5226641 Oh , Niles , this is an excellent issue of " Vanity Fair . " Oh , really ? What 's in it ? / Obsession - - - - - - oh , Safari ... Mel Gibson ... He has a cologne ? / No . So now which one 's Mr . Sheffield and which one 's Miss Fine ? She named her hamster after me . / Oh ... How can you tell them apart ? / Fran 's the fat one . She 's not fat . She just has big hair . Oh , no , Mr . Sheffield is fighting with Miss Fine . He 's not fighting with her . He 's having - - / Mr . Sheffield , get off of Miss Fine . Miss Fine has a headache . Oh , look , Mr . Sheffield has already fallen asleep . Okay , kids , go bring Miss Fine upstairs and give her a chew stick . She 's not satisfied . Miss Fine , this month 's " Soap Opera Hair Magazine " has arrived . The bigger is better issue ? / Uh-huh . With a free @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Fran , I ca n't believe you 're doing that ? Why , honey ? Did you think that I got this fullness naturally ? Oh , no . This is just an outer shell . Inside I 've got gel , mousse , volumizer . There 's a whole infrastructure going on in there . The only difference between me and the kingdom is astroturf . Fran , do n't you care about ecology ? There are chemicals in here that are unsafe . Some of that stuff is toxic . Honey , you want to clean up toxic waste , start with Brighten 's bathroom . Fran , I 'm serious . Give me that . / Oh , no , no , I did n't do the tendrils yet . Oh , boy , I 'm getting a weird flashback here only you 're me and I 'm my mother . / What are you talking about ? I was young too once , out to save the world . So you were like an activist in the " 60s ? / ' 70s , late @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cyclamates ? Oh , yeah , it was a big controversy . Lemon Tang was never the same . Mr . Sheffield , if you were my cousin Marsha and you saw me in this dress , what would you do ? I 'd , ah , tell you you looked fabulous and then trash you the moment you left the room . And ? And , um , eat an entire Sara Lee pound cake ? / There you go . For a minute there I thought I was going to have to change . Is n't it a little sedate for you , Nanny Fine ? You do n't look like you 're trying to get a sailor to buy you a champagen cocktail . Where you headed ? A funeral ? As a matter of fact , I am . My great Aunt Mema Fager . She was 104 . Oh ... well , how 'd she die ? / Childbirth . Fran , tell dad he 's being totally unfair . Mr . Sheffield , you 're being totally unfair . What is it I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I want to go to an all-night , save-the-earth poetry reading . Oh , right , what 's the big deal ? Maggie and Mark want to go to an all-night save-the-earth - - all night ? Oh , honey , kiss it off . / Fran , they 're having a candlelight vigil for animal rights . Oh , that reminds me , I got ta pick up the pastrami platter . You know if it sits too long , it gets that rainbow batina thing happening . I ca n't believe you . Is this what happens when you turn when 21 ? 21 ... Do n't mock the child , Niles . Look , Maggie , why do n't you and your friends take it in turns to save the planet ? Hum ? You could take the day shift and then someone whose parents are out of town could take the night . Oh , fine . I 'll go stand in the hole in the ozone layer . Be sure to wear sun block . Well , Miss Fine , it 's refreshing to have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that . I read somewhere that the primary-care giver should always agree with the guy that writes the checks . Uh-huh . Thank you for your support . But for your information , I am too young to be on the pig side of a generation gap . Huff and puff as much as you like , Miss Fine . This little piggy is not letting her go . That does n't mean I 'm not thrilled Margaret has a social conscience . I just wish there were more people like her . Oh , are n't the elephant tusks exquisite . They came from that cute little poacher in Kenya . And here I thought you 'd had your wisdom teeth pulled . So when you 're watching " Gorillas in the Mist , " you 're thinking in a fajita , I bet they 're not so bad . It was a gorgeous funeral . Ah , Mema Fager did n't look so hot . May she rest in piece . She could never pull it together from a special occasion . You know , when my time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't trust no one to put on my makeup but me . How 's the corned beef ? / Fatty , Daddy . No good . What do you do when you like something ? Eat the Corning Ware ? So when are you due ? / Grandma , I 'm not pregnant . So stop eating . Morty , turn the set down . We 're mourning in here . Meanwhile , explain to me green carnations on a casket . St . Patty did n't drop dead . Why did n't their side spend a little on flowers like we did . Syl , their side never did as well as us . What well ? My daughter 's a maid . Nanny , Ma . Meanwhile , I wonder who got the coat . / What coat ? Mema 's mink . She slept with it more than she slept with Oscar . Mema 's husband 's name was Louie . Yeah . So where are you not following me ? Oh , well , I guess it was n't the mortician that put that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's in the envelope uncle Dave gave us . I think it 's a copy of the will . You know , I always offered to drive her to her checkups , even after the bladder went . Save it , Marsha . It 's already written . She 's not coming back with an erasure . Aunt Frita got Mema 's diamond wedding ring . / Ahhhhhh ... I wanted that . Cousin Judy got the blender . / Ahhhhhh ... I could have used that . Uncle Morey got the pasta machine . / Ahhhhhh ... . That they could have . Who cares about their side . Let 's get to our side . Their side , our side . Who 's keeping score ? Meanwhile , it 's three zip . / Oh , please , Ma , calm down . You 're svitzing already . Soon you 're going to slide off the couch . This is such a trying time for me . Life wo n't be the same without my beloved Mema . / Shut up , Marsha . " And the coat @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I won the coat ? I won . I won . May she rest in peace . She gave Fran the coat ? Who schlepped her to the beauty parlor every week to get her three hairs set ? Who smeared her with BenGay after shuffle board , and after she got the hammer toe fixed , who lugged her around ? My husband , that 's who . Well , you can keep the coat because I do n't want it . What are you nuts ? Why ? Ma , I only wear fake fur . And do you know why ? Yes . Because no one ever died and left you a real one before . No . I have a very impressionable teenager at home that needs to know that I stick by my beliefs , and I believe in animal rights . Fran , a mink is not an animal . It 's a rodent . If it was up in the attic , you would be the first one to call Terminex . Ma , knock it off . I 'm not putting a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Fran , you 're keeping the coat . / No , I 'm not . And do we have to discuss this in front of everyone ? No , we 'll discuss it in there . / Fine . Excuse us . They do n't want to talk in front of us . How could you turn your back on everything that I raised you to believe in ? This is mink . Ma , if you love the mink so much , why do n't you keep it ? I 'm too busty . Did n't stop you from wearing a tube top to Temple . It 's reform . Ma , forget it . I 'm not taking the coat . You know , you 're killing me with this . If I die tonight , you 'll never forgive yourself . Ma , I 'm a grown woman . You ca n't use guilt on me anymore to get what you want . Oh ! / What 's the matter , Ma ? Nothing . I just hope I 'm not getting that weird flesh-eating disease . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Did my mother call ? / Well , I 'm not sure . There was one call - - a sob , a sigh , and a long plaintive oy ... Well , either that 's her or AT T is really depressed that we switched to Sprint . I ca n't believe she would stoop to crank guilt calls . How low can she go ? / Hey , you 're talking about a woman that could grow a tumor on command . Ha , ha , ha . Excuse me . / Well , it 's not going to work . I 'm a grown woman . I 'm entitled to my own opinions , and no silent treatment is going to make me compromise my ideals . That coat is staying in Queens . / Thank you . Oh , can you believe her . Did n't she hear a word I said ? I do n't want this disgusting soft , lush , plush - - oh , Niles , did you see the satin lining ? Boy , they do n't make them like that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Miss Fine . Oh , no , Niles , it 's absolutely repulsive . I ca n't stand it . Up or down . Oh , take it off me . Take it off . Oh , look , at the initials , M.F . , Mema Fager -- Miss Fine , like it was meant to be . Well , you could always send it to Morgan Freeman . Oh , Mema . It smells just like her , Chalimar and stuffed cabbage ? I remember when I was a little girl in the winter . She would bundle me up in her coat with her , her bosoms right on top of my head . My ears never got cold . I looked like Princess Laya until Mema got older . Then I looked like Goofy . Funny , as a lad , I do n't ever recall wearing bosoms as a hat . Although , once at a butlers ' convention - - / Do n't take me there , Niles . Oh , my God . Fran , what is that dead animal ? / Where @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this . Oh , I inherited this , but I refused to accept it . Then why are you wearing it ? Ah , I 'm just indulging Niles . He wanted to see me in it . All right , already , are you happy ? Can I take it off ? Geez . Niles , I 'm surprised at you . / Oh , forgive me , Miss Margaret . I 'm such a beast Good morning , everyone ... But Dad . Niles , thank you so much for buying glass bottles instead of plastic ones at the market . My pleasure , Miss Margaret . I 've always wanted to know what a hernia felt like . Are n't you joining us , Maggie ? / Oh , no . While you leisurely sit here and eat , hundreds of acres of rain forest are being destroyed . So you 're taking your croissant back to the biosphere . Sit down , Margaret . Hello , hello . / Oh , Cee Cee , care to join us ? Well , is there enough ? / @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that you know how I feel about her eating inside . What was that ? / I asked what she would like on the side . Bacon , sausage , Mighty Dog ? Whoa ! Oh , it 's so nice sitting here with all of you . I feel like part of the family . Good morning , Stacy . Gracie . / Thank you ... Brighten . So , kids , what 's new ? / Miss Fine 's having a baby . What ? / Who 's the father ? Why , Mr . Sheffield of course . Miss Fine , what on earth is all this about you being pregnant ? Pregnant ? Me ? Oh , that 's impossible . Well , it 's not impossible . Oh , yeah , it 's impossible . Miss Fine and Mr . Sheffield are hamsters . / Oh , I knew I left something out . Oh , please , no animals in the dining room . I will be in the office . / Oh , very good , sir . Usually , I have to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ called yet ? / No , I 'm afraid not . Oh , Miss Fine , why do n't you just take the blasted coat and have done with it . / No ... Why ca n't Fran have an opinion different than her mother 's . Children should have the right to make their own decisions and live their own lives . You can have any opinion you like , Maggie , just do n't have it in the park after dark with Mark . Oh , there 's your poetry . Now you do n't have to go . / Oh ... Oh , come on , Miss Fine , how 'd you make up with your mother in the past ? Well , when I was a little girl , I would put a napkin on my head and sing " Sunrise , Sunset . " At eight it 's adorable . At 30 , they 're giving you 3,000 units of Thorazine . Well , if there 's anything I can do . Well , now that you mention it , could n't you talk to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , diplomatic . What does that have to do with anything ? / Well , my mother responds to good looks . She always said you reminded her of Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks . The cartoon ? / Yeah . She had a thing for George Jetson too , but he 's a little more goyish . Oh , Niles , is n't Mr . Sheffield a doll for going to all the trouble of inviting my mother here for dinner ? Yes . He 's really knocked himself out . Did you stock the bar ? / Yes , Miss Fine , we have Chevitz , Pins , Schnider - - what does Sylvia like to drink ? / Diet Slice . Oh , will Fresca do ? / No , it does n't have to the zest of lime in it . Fine , now I 'm going to have to go out ... Hi . / Oh , Miss Fine . Oh , this should be an interesting dinner , sir . Miss Fine and her mother not speaking , Miss Margaret not speaking to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to you and Sylvia . / Oh , good God . Well , perhaps you can swap stories . You can tell her how you started in the theater , and she can tell you how she removes unwanted hair . For heaven sakes , we 've got to get someone else for dinner . Well , it is Saturday night , sir , and most people do have a life . Well , I 'm off . / Ha , ha , ha , ha . Cee Cee , by any chance are you free tonight ? No . I have to pick up my grandfather from the airport . Old thing 's in wheelchair with a respirator - - why ? Well , I was just wondering if you 'd care to join me for dinner ? / Done . Love too . What about , what about your grandfather ? / Oh , he 'll get a sky cap . He 's loaded . He 'll put a 20 in his mouth and wave it . No , no . I just ca n't do this . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 's not a problem . The old guy 's in a wheelchair . It 's downhill from La Guardia . No , you see , it wo n't be just us . I 'm afraid Miss Fine and her mother will be there . Oh , I hate that woman . Which one ? / Pick . Really ? Sylvia 's always saying what a beautiful , charming , sophisticated woman of the world you are . Really ? Those were her exact words ? Oh , that reminds me . I have to get the name of your manicurist . Sylvia 's always going on about how beautifully young your hands look . I 've always adored Syl . But if you have a more pressing engagement , then of course - - / Forget about gramps . I 'll call the airline . They 'll stick him where they put the skis . Niles , another place sitting on the table and make it right next to my pal Syl . Get the name of your manicurist indeed . I learned from the master . / @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We named the babies Maggie , Brighten , and Grace . There was a Cee Cee , but Miss Fine ate her . Is n't that adorable . The kid collects vermin . Syl ... Is that you ? Yeah . I was invited . Shame on you girl friend . Why have n't we done lunch ? Because when you saw me eat a chicken , you had to take an Advil . Oh , hi , Ma . What a nice surprise . Gee , I did n't know Mr . Sheffield invited you for dinner . You want a diet Slice ? / No , thanks . It gases me up . Come on , sisealla . Oh , this ring is stunning . / My aunt gave it to me . Oh , it 's a family heirloom . How nice of you to not throw it back in your aunt 's face . Ma , would you cut me some slack ? / Why wo n't you wear a stinking coat . You watch your tone of voice , young lady . / Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Not you , Ma . He 's talking to Maggie . Maggie does nothing . She 's a good daughter . And what am I ? Patty Davis ? This is just like when you refused the mother-daughter kaftans that I bought us . Six years old and a turban ? That 's it . I wash my hands of you . Oh , Mr . Sheffield . / Oh , oh , she 's getting away . Niles , the napkin . / No . Oh , no . Yes , Miss Fine , yes , yes . / Oh , no , no , no . " Is this the little girl I carried ? " Fran , that 's not fair . / " Is this the little boy at play ? " Bomb , boom , bomb . / " I do n't remember growing older . " " When did they ? " Oh , Fran , I 'm sorry . / I 'm sorry too , Mom . Oh , Syl ... Oh , please , it 's over . Miss Babcock TWA is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ elderly gentleman on Carrousel 5 . / Oh ... Oh , Ma , I do n't want to fight anymore . Me neither . It 's just such an honor that Mema chose you . She came to this country with nothing . She worked , she sacrificed . This coat symbolizes the struggles of our family . Ma , she won it on the " Price is Right . " Fran , you should keep the coat . After all , you 're the one who always says family comes first . Oh , all right . I 'll keep the coat . Oh , I never thought I 'd hear you say those words . But just in case , I got it right here . Oh , but I ca n't wear it . All right , maybe just around my Cousin Marsha because it will kill her , and then at least the minks wo n't have died in vain . And , Dad , as important as this poetry meeting is to me , if you really do n't want me to go , then @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want you to go . / Why not ? That is the most beautiful coat I have ever seen . I 'll give you $10,000 for it right now . Oh , no , I 'm sorry . This coat - - / Looks better on a blond .

@@5226741 Morning . Morning , Doctor . ( @door_opens ) Good morning , Frances . He wants to see you . Now . Oh . He 's upset , right ? - Right . ( @knocking_on_door ) Come in . Hi , Dad . Do n't " Hi , Dad " me , young man . Sir , I know I 'm a little late . I 'm sorry . It could n't have been helped . I ran into Bo Youngstreet . I think I told you about him . He owns a couple dozen oil wells outside Tulsa . Sit down . I would n't have given him any time , but he 's putting together a new development deal . Brand-new syndicate . I think it 's got very good possibilities . Wesley , let me ask you something . What do you do for a living ? Sir ? Oh , I know what it says on our office door . Wesley Corman , DDS . But I see you so seldom around this office , I do n't know , I thought perhaps you 'd taken up some other profession . ( CHUCKLES ) I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a bad idea , because as a dentist , you 're a total incompetent . For five years now , you 've been my son-in-law as well as a junior associate in my practice . And in both of those areas you 've been a crashing failure . The only reason I put up with you is because my daughter , misguided though she was , loved you . Well , now , happily , that condition 's just about ended . What are you talking about ? Do n't look so surprised . I put Liddy in touch with an excellent divorce attorney . In just a matter of weeks now , your relationship will be terminated . Now , hold on a second . We have our problems like every other married couple , but if divorce was ever mentioned , I know she was n't serious . Serious ? She 's damn serious , and so am I . Wesley , you are a compulsive gambler , but I have paid your last gambling debt . Bailed you out of your last tight spot . Let me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ IOUs to me . Dependent on me ? ( LAUGHING ) One race horse , $20.000 . Died of heart failure second time out of the gate , and he was uninsured . That big land development deal down in Ensenada , $100.000 down the drain . And I have a whole list of gambling debts that I paid for you , from Las Vegas to Atlantic City . Well , I intend to collect . Sir , I think you realize that ... That I wo n't be able to make it if you hold me to those notes . Wesley , you 're amazing . You knew this was coming about for some time now . And yet , you could n't face it , could you ? Well , no more , my friend . No more . Wait a minute . Are n't you forgetting ? Six years ago , I saved your daughter 's life . This time , that 's not going to work . I 'm going to give you till the end of this month to take your practice , such as @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you understand me ? ( DIALING ) ( @clears_throat ) Hello ? Hi , Adam . Wesley . How you doing ? Good , good . How are you ? Well , I 'm in good shape . Great . Listen , I need a favor . How much do you need ? No , I do n't need to borrow any more money . Yeah , sure . As a matter of fact , I expect to pay you back next week . That 'd be nice , Wesley . Yeah . The reason I 'm calling is to ask you to change your 2:00 to 12:30 . Can you do that ? Yeah . It 's no problem . Terrific . You got it , buddy . Great . Yeah , 12:30 sharp . I 'll be there . Uh-huh . I 'll see you then . Adam , thanks . You saved my life . No big deal . ( @water_splashing ) ( @phone_buzzing ) Yes , Doctor ? Frances , did I mention that Adam Evans called me at home last night to cancel his 2:00 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm sorry . He did . As consolation , you and the other girls can take an early lunch . Well , thank you , sir . Have a good time . You , too . Hi . Hello . Look , I 'm only going to be a few minutes , so park it up front for me , would you , please ? Sure . Thank you , sir . Thanks a lot . I agree . Adam Evans ! Adam Evans ! Oh , my gosh ! Oh , my God ! Ladies ? Sure , I 'd be glad to . ( WOMENCHATTERING ) This is so exciting ! You 're so handsome in person ! Thank you . Here you go . Good day , ladies . ( WOMENEXCLAIMING ) ( **26;3003;TOOLONG ) ( DINGING ) ADAM : Hey , Wes . Hey , buddy . Right on time . Come on in . You can hang your jacket on the back of the door . I really appreciate your coming in early like this . Hey , no problem , Wes . Where are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you believe that ? Is that a fact ? Yeah . We had to cancel all our appointments . I would have canceled yours if you were n't going to Cannes tomorrow . I 'm glad you did n't . So , you starting a new film or going on vacation or what ? No , I 'm going to a film festival . Is that right ? Sounds like a good time . Yeah , we 're going to have a good time . Well , I 'll try not to make you late for the plane . How 's that ? ( LAUGHS ) That 's good . All right , se ? or . Lower left bicuspid . You got a lot of decay around the filling here . But what I think needs immediate attention is the crown on the right side . Okay . You 're the doc . All right , let 's put some light on you . And we 'll numb you up here . Chew down , that 's it . All right , you do n't mind needles , do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( EXCLAIMS ) Easy goes . Heard any good jokes lately ? ( LAUGHING ) Easy , easy . Almost there . Great . ( GRUNTS ) That 's not too bad . No . Wake me when you 're done . Let 's have a look . Feel that ? Uh-uh . Good . Yeah , she 's loose . Pull her right out of there . There you go . ( SIGHS ) That did n't hurt , did it ? Uh-uh . All right , do n't you go anywhere . I 'll be right back . ( @drill_whirring ) All righty . Get it ? Yep . Now we slap a little concrete on here . And pop her in . Okay . Bite down on that . And ... That 's better than the original . Good . WESLEY : Now , stay away from hot liquids till the Novocaine wears off . You do n't want to burn yourself . Got you . And listen , when you get back from Cannes , let 's have dinner , all right ? Lydia would love @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , did n't you ? A couple of months ago at the Bergman party ? Yeah . Yeah , I think I did . Yeah . Gosh , she 's a big fan of yours . She 's like a school girl . She 's got cassettes of all the pictures and ... ( LAUGHING ) A big fan . Well , it 's nice to know I have at least one . Yeah , right . Thanks again , Wes . Sure . Take care . You bet . Hi . Do you like what you see ? I do . I did n't hear your car . At those prices , you 're not supposed to . Did you hear from your father ? He called . So you heard the good news . Wesley , do n't . Well , Lydia , sometimes you get the goldmine , sometimes you do n't . We agreed it would be the best thing . No . I never did . I could n't , Lydia . You know how much I 've always loved you . No , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... I tried , Lydia . I really did , in my own way . If it was n't enough , then so be it . You know , after what happened to your first husband , when you needed help , I suppose I knew I was just a crutch to lean on . But now that you 're cured , I guess the reality is I was a guy who happened to be there . I just was n't the right guy . Wesley , I 've been lonely for a very long time , and I suppose you 'll find out sooner or later , so ... What ? Another guy ? Yes . He is ... Lydia , I do n't want to know his name . I think you 're grown up enough to ... No . No , after the divorce is final , after I 'm gone , fine . But do n't cut me into little pieces now . All right . Lydia , I know you 've had a rough time these past couple of years . I do n't want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just want you to know that if anything happens , if you change your mind , if this guy , whoever he is , is n't what you want him to be , then I 'll be there for you . I always will . Thank you . Lydia , I just want you to know I love you . ( SIGHS ) The game 's at John Valentine 's tonight . I 'll be there if you need me . Do n't forget to take your medicine . I wo n't . ( @phone_ringing ) ADAM : Hello ? Hi . Are you alone ? He just left . Will he be back soon ? No , no , he wo n't be back until late . Which will give me plenty of time to convince you to take me with you . Yeah . We 'll talk . LYDIA : I 'll be waiting . Well , friends , I got nothing but a little old flush . ( @all_exclaiming ) I think a full house beats a flush . ( @all_exclaiming ) WESLEY : Can you believe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . VALENTINE : That 's amazing . It 's only 9:00 , I 'm already getting killed . The evening is young , darling . Hang in there . Deal the cards , bunky . VALENTINE : All right , ante up . ( @classical_music_playing ) He said he did n't want to know anything about us . You sure he does n't know about us already ? You do n't know Wesley . If Wesley ca n't bet on it , he 's not interested . That 's too bad . I 'd prefer it if everything was out in the open . I would , too . It will be soon , thank God . ( CHUCKLING ) Thank God . Yeah . Cheers . Cheers . Is it up to par ? ( EXCLAIMS ) ( CHUCKLES ) Delicious . You make the best damn margarita I ever had . VALENTINE : Be kind to me , girl , be kind to me . NANCY : I do my best . RON : Down and dirty . Interesting . RON : Down and dirty . Okay , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , pilgrim . I got ta see that , and raise 100 . DAVID : Fold . And the host is in . I 'm in . Call . I 'll call , and raise it 50 . On what ? You got zip . Who asked you ? Well , excuse me for living . I call . MAN : Uh-oh . Take me to Cannes with you . Mmm . Cause talk , nasty talk , you still being married . Besides , it 's only for five days . Five very , very , long , long days . When I get back , you and Wesley will have done what you have to do , and you and I will have the rest of our lives . I 'm in for 100 . I call . I ca n't believe it . Anybody who 'd play a hand like this has got ta be a total masochist . Jesus , I ca n't believe it . Call . Jesus . I do n't think so . Yeah , call . I think I 'll raise you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ come on . How do you like them apples ? ( @all_exclaiming ) ( ADAMGASPS ) LYDIA : Adam ? Adam ? Adam ! Adam ! Adam . Adam , do n't die ! Adam , do n't die ! You ca n't die ! You ca n't ! Too rich for me . I fold . My fellow Americans , I thought this was supposed to be a kinder , gentler game . ( @all_laughing ) Call . Adam , do n't die ! Adam ! Too expensive . Well , it 's just you and me , Nancy . ( @all_chuckling ) Adam ! ( SPEED-DIALING ) Oh , I forgot . You were in , too , were n't you , Wesley ? You are still in , are n't you because I have no recollection . ( @all_laughing ) I just ca n't ... ( @phone_ringing ) Excuse me . Yeah , yeah , I 'm in . Yeah ? Help ! Help , it 's an emergency ! It 's a heart attack ! The address ... The address is 322 ... Stop yelling . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him ! Quick ! Please hurry ! It 's a heart attack ! Please , help me ! Help ... Okay , okay , who is this ? Lydia Corman ! Lydia , just a minute . Here 's Wesley . And come quick ! Help ! Lydia , what 's happened ? Hurry ! Please hurry ! Adam ! Adam ! ( WAILING ) Lydia ? David , let 's go . Sorry , guys . The pool house ! DAVID : Oh , my God . WESLEY : Lydia . Lydia . ( LYDIACRYING ) Oh , my God . What happened , honey ? ( WHISPERING ) It 's all right . It 's all right . He 's dead . Sis , did you call 911 ? Did you call the police ? ( SOBBING ) He 's dead . He 's dead just like Tony . What are you doing ? Calling 911 . Do n't be a fool . Wesley , the man is dead . Forget about him . I 'm thinking of your sister , David . Remember seven years ago ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ choice do we have ? He died just like Tony . ( GASPING ) We got ta move the body . Get her upstairs . I 'll get him dressed . ( LYDIACRYING ) ( @car_engine_starts ) All clear ? Okay . ( CARCRASHING ) ( WOMANONRADIOCHATTERING ) ( @people_chattering ) ( TOWTRUCKBEEPING ) ( WOMANONRADIOCHATTERING ) ( HONKING ) ( HONKINGCONTINUOUSLY ) What are you doing to that thing on your roof ? I 'm trying to figure out how to work it . Those things are for cops , you know . Yeah . Well , I 'm a cop . Oh , you 're a cop . I 'm Arnold Schwarzenegger . Hi . Says he 's a cop . Yeah , he 's a cop . Yeah , I 've been on the force 22 years . Been on the force for 22 years . Twenty-two years , huh ? Yeah , believe it or not , I never had a chance to work this thing before . What the hell is he doing now ? What 's the problem ? Oh , no problem , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'm sorry , Lieutenant . Yeah , that bubble , where do you connect those things ? You plug that in your cigarette lighter , Lieutenant . Oh , the cigarette lighter . The cigarette lighter does n't work . Come on , I 'll give you an escort . Oh , thanks . Now , believe it or not , 22 years on the force , I never had to use one of those things before . Oh . OFFICER 1 : Move it over . OFFICER 2 : Secure that rope down there . One parking stub . Oh , right . Thanks . Check where it 's from , the day it was issued and the time . You got it , Lieutenant . You want some coffee , Lieutenant ? COLUMBO : No , I just had some . You got a match ? No , I do n't smoke . So , what 's the story here ? Well , the ambulance boys think it was a coronary . Coronary ? Yeah . Hey , you know who this guy is ? No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ minute , guys , please ? Thank you . Take a look at this . ( GRUNTS ) Adam Evans . McCULLEY : Yeah . You 've seen him in the movies , right ? Oh , yeah . You know , just Saturday night , my wife ran ... We ran a picture of his . Did you ? Yeah , it was good , too . He was in this helicopter , shooting . What a shame . Oh , yeah , yeah . McCULLEY : Scary , is n't it ? One minute , you 're on top of the heap . Girls love you , lots of bucks . Next minute , snuffed out . Canceled by the grim reaper . Very well put , Sergeant . Listen , have the medical examiner find out what this little white speck is here on his lip . Oh , yeah . Got you . Okay , guys , you can have him . OFFICER : Okay , let 's go . Clear the way . ( @people_chattering ) Excuse me , you got a match ? Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Here . Found them in his shirt pocket . Listen , when you fellas moved the body , did you touch anything ? I mean , like the gearshift ? No , we did n't touch a thing . No ? No . Thank you very much . Sure . ( @doorbell_ringing ) Can I help you ? Good morning , sir . I 'm sorry to disturb you so early . Lieutenant Columbo . Police . Yeah ? Sir , it 's freezing out here . Could I come in ? This coat does n't have a lining . Oh . Yeah , sure , come on in . Thank you very much . I hate to be the bearer of sad tidings , but it seems as though there 's been an accident . A friend of yours , I think . Adam Evans , the actor ? Yeah . Well , they found him this morning up on Mulholland , dead . Oh , no . Oh , my God ! A car accident ? They think it was a heart attack , sir . Heart attack @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a moment , sir , could I ask you a few questions ? Yeah . Sure . Come on in . Would you like a cup of coffee , Lieutenant ? Oh , I sure could use one , sir . How about a bagel ? Oh , I do n't want to put you out . No trouble . No trouble at all . How do you take it ? A touch of cream . Cream 's in the fridge . Help yourself . Mr . Evans , was he a good friend of yours ? Well , he was a friend . He was a patient . Oh , then he did have trouble with his heart . I do n't know , Lieutenant . I was his dentist , not his doctor . Oh , his dentist . ( CHUCKLES ) Sounds like I should apologize for something . Well , dentists , they got ta live , too . I suppose . How was he feeling last night ? What 's that ? I said , how was he feeling last night , sir , when @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Anything like that ? What makes you think he was here last night , Lieutenant ? Oh , it 's very simple , sir . We found these matches in his shirt pocket . Oh . Well , he could have picked those up anytime . Oh , then he was a friend . I mean , he 's been here as a guest in the house ? Yeah . I would n't say he was a close friend . Well , we met him at a party sometime ago , and Lydia , she 's a big fan of his . But he was n't here last night ? Not that I know of , Lieutenant . But then again , I was n't here . Last night was my poker night . I left here about 8:00 . Did n't get back until ... I do n't remember what time I got back , but I did n't see Adam . Very good . What 's that ? These bagels are very good . Thank you . Would you like another ? May I , sir ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Go ahead . Lieutenant , do you always chew on one side of your mouth ? Oh , no , sir . It 's just when you told me what you did , it reminded me I have this sensitive tooth on the left side . Could be a cavity . I do n't know . I just ignore it . That 's not very smart of you , Lieutenant . Well , I ca n't stand drilling . I mean , it 's not the drilling so much . I ca n't stand the sound . Just thinking about it makes me very ill . You ought to come see me sometime . I use an ultrasonic drill . Thing purrs like a kitten . You wo n't feel a thing . Well , you know , now , that 's just what I need . One of those . Lieutenant , I 'd prefer that you did n't speak to my wife right now . I 'd like to break the news to her about Adam , and , you see , she 's got this heart @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thought never entered my mind . This is just routine , you know . You told me Mr . Evans was n't here . That 's good enough for me , sir . I see . I 'm just checking for the record . You understand . It 's so sad , is n't it ? A young guy like Adam , dying so unexpectedly . You know , I had a cousin once , about the same age . He did n't smoke , he did n't drink , worked out a couple of times a week . Just walking along the street . ( @snapping_fingers ) Just like that . Mmm . Heart attack ? No , he got run over by a bakery truck . Well , I want to thank you for the bagels and the coffee . ( LAUGHING ) I got everything I need . Appreciate the time . Hey , glad to be of help . Let me show you out . That was Lieutenant Columbo from the police . What did he want ? He wanted to know if Adam was here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what did you tell him ? I told him I was sure that he was n't . Now , listen , the only ones who know what happened are you , me , David and Lydia . As long as we stick together , nobody will suspect her of anything . Suspect her ? Of what ? What could they possibly suspect her of ? Dad , do n't worry . Whatever happens , we 're gon na stick by her . It 'll be all right . LYDIA : Wesley ? Yes . Hi . Darling . What have I done ? It does n't matter . It does n't matter . I love you . HORACE : Wesley ? I want to express my gratitude , and I 'm sorry that I misjudged you . I will always be indebted to you . To both of you . MEDICAL EXAMINER : Interesting , Lieutenant . This man 's heart did not attack him . What did ? Medicine you take to prevent heart attacks . Come again , Doctor . Digitalis . Are you saying that he had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that stuff ? There was nothing wrong with his heart . There was nothing wrong with his heart ? Nope . But heart medicine killed him ? Cause of death . Ventricular arrhythmia induced by a massive overdose of digitalis . The normal dose is around one milligram . We found a hell of a lot more than that in his body . About twice what it would take to kill him . A milligram ? How much is a milligram ? A couple of grains of salt . Are you saying all it took to kill this man was the equivalent of a dozen or so grains of salt ? That 's close enough . How long did it take ? I mean , to kill him ? Quick . A minute , maybe two . Hmm . Any marks on his body ? Fifty-seven . Fifty-seven ! Minor mutilations and dilapidations , lesions , lacerations , abrasions , incisions , contusions . The man made action movies . He did his own stunts . But here , let me show you . The only new wound we found @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Here , take a look . Any idea what caused that ? Pre-death convulsions , maybe . Convulsions ? Doc , can I make a copy of this report ? Help yourself . Oh , one more thing , Doctor . That little white speck that we found on the corner of his mouth was about the size of a grain of salt . Was that digitalis ? No . That was salt . Salt ? Regular salt ? Yeah . You know , that stuff you put on food . But it says here his stomach was empty . He did n't eat since breakfast . That 's the last time he ate . He had .07 alcohol in his blood . He had a drink before he died ? That 's not all he had . Does that mean what I think it means ? You mean , he was ... Can you think of a better way to go ? ( @doorbell_ringing ) Yes , Lieutenant ? Oh , I did n't expect to see you here . I thought you 'd be at the office @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ actually , nothing . My business is with Mrs . Corman . May I ask what kind of business ? Well , it 's really rather personal , sir . If I could see her , it 'd just take a minute . No , I 'm sorry . Mrs . Corman is not feeling very well . She 's very upset over Adam 's death . Uh-huh . Unless you think it 's absolutely necessary . Well , I 'm afraid it is , sir . ( WESLEYCHATTERING ) I 'll handle it . Lieutenant , I 'm Dr . Horace Sherwin , Lydia 's father . I 'm sorry , my daughter is n't well . Whatever you came to see her about will have to wait . Look , I only have one question . If I could just ask her that , and then I leave . What is it you want to know ? I just want to know if Mr . Evans dropped by last night . Come on , Lieutenant , I already answered that . I told you he was n't here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ asked you , you said , " Not that you know of " , because you were n't here . Well , he was n't here . Were you here , sir ? No . Then how do you know ? My daughter would have told me . COLUMBO : Did you ask her ? I do n't have to ask her . Why do n't you ask her ? Do it privately . You do it . Just tell me what she says . I just need an answer . I do n't want to upset anybody . Sure , I know , Lieutenant . You 're just doing your job . Thank you , sir . I appreciate that . Lieutenant , Adam Evans was not here . Did she speak to him on the telephone yesterday , sir ? No . She said no . The telephone records indicate that they spoke five times . Five times ? There were five calls . Oh , my God . I 'm gon na have to mention it . Doctor , the phone records indicate that your daughter spoke @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What difference does that make ? The man died of a heart attack . I 'm afraid not , sir . Mr . Evans was murdered . WESLEY : Murdered ? COLUMBO : Poisoned by some kind of medicine . Poisoned ? Oh , my God . That 's insane . Lydia , this must be terrible for you . I love you . I 'll always love you . I 'll always be there for you . That 's why it 's important that I know where he was last night , ma'am . Lydia , do n't answer that . You do n't have to answer . He was here . Thank you , ma'am . Did he have a drink ? Lieutenant , she 's not gon na answer any more of your questions . You mean , she ca n't say whether he had a drink ? HORACE : No , she ca n't . She does n't have to say a word ! He did have a drink . Was it a margarita ? LYDIA : Yes . I thought so . Well , how @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ had a grain of salt here on his lip , and there was alcohol in his stomach . And the only drink I can think of that has those two ingredients is a margarita . Where did he have it , ma'am ? In there . Did you make the margarita , ma'am , or did he ? I did . I see . He said that I made the best margaritas in the world . Yes , ma'am . And this was the tequila ? Yes . Ma'am , was the bottle full when you opened it ? Yes . This is the blender ? Yes . And what did you drink the margaritas out of , ma'am ? Over there . The glass . Oh , there 's only one glass . Did you share the drink , ma'am ? No . I ca n't drink . I see . So there was only one glass , and this was it , and it was his ? LYDIA : Yes . I 'd like to take these down to the lab and have them examine them . Unless @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Oh , I 'm afraid I 'd have to get a court order , sir . Lieutenant , you do n't really believe you 're going to find poison in there , do you ? I certainly hope not , sir . Ma'am , your husband mentioned that you have a heart condition . Do you take any medication for it ? Yes . Is that it that I see in your hand ? May I see it ? Thank you very much , ma'am . I do n't think I have to take up any more of your time . I 'll call the lab , and I 'll be leaving as soon as they get here . I 'm sorry to have disturbed you , and I ... I really hope this is the last time I have to bother you . From your mouth to God 's ear , Lieutenant . Oh , one more question , ma'am . After Mr . Evans had his drink , how much longer was he still here ? Just a few minutes , and then he was gone . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tequila bottle . I 'll have the results of the glass in a minute . Okay . So you pulled out your handkerchief , and it was full of blue blotches ? Yeah , all full of blue blotches . And there were people there . It was embarrassing . I think you better check with your wife . I 'm gon na do that . Thank God it 's only on the handkerchief . But there was poison in the glass and the blender . There was poison in the glass and the blender ? And Mrs . Corman said the bottle was full when she opened it . Ned , do you have a beaker ? Yeah . And full , it contains 750 milliliters . Are these markings milliliters ? Right . Well , that 's about 630 . 630 from 750 , that 's 120 . How much is that in ounces ? About four . Four . Hmm . I 'm gon na leave this here with you , Ned . All right . And thank you very much . Mmm-hmm . Nice shirt . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ help you ? ( WHISPERING ) May I speak to Dr . Corman please ? Do you have an appointment ? No , ma'am . Are you in pain ? ( WHISPERING ) I 'm not here to see him about my teeth . Why are you whispering ? Police , Lieutenant Columbo . I 'm whispering ' cause I do n't want to alarm the patients . They look nervous enough already . That 's very thoughtful of you , Lieutenant . Let me just check with the doctor . ( INTERCOMBUZZING ) FRANCES : Doctor ? Doctor ? Yes , Frances ? Dr . Corman , there 's a ... ( WHISPERING ) There 's a Lieutenant Columbo here to see you . Yeah , send him right into my office . You can wait right in here , Lieutenant . Oh . Thank you very much , ma'am . Oh , look at all these movie stars . Yeah , look at this . Yes . Dr . Corman has many celebrities among his clientele . Oh , Adam Evans . Yeah . BOTH : What a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his pictures . ( SIGHING ) Yeah ? Yeah , he was in a tank . It was in the desert . He come out of the tank , he had a big Japanese sword . Did you see that one ? No , I missed that one . Oh , it was good . Poor man . He was so young . He always lit up the place when he came in for an appointment . As a matter of fact , he was due in for some work the very afternoon of the night he died . Oh , so you just saw him a few days ago ? No , he did n't come in . You mean he never showed up ? Oh , no , Lieutenant . Mr . Evans was far too considerate ever to be a no-show . No , he called the doctor himself to cancel . Thank you , Frances . I 'll take it from here . Sorry , I do n't have much time , Lieutenant . I have a patient who 's waiting . I understand , sir @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . The lab examined the tequila bottle , the blender and the glass . And ? And they found poison , sir . Well , that 's absurd . The bottle was clean , but the residue in the blender and the glass was loaded with digitalis . It 's unbelievable . That 's the same medicine that your wife takes , is that right , sir ? Yes . Are you suggesting that my wife poisoned Adam Evans ? Was anyone else there , sir ? No . But I know that she did n't kill him . Can you think of anyone else who might have had a reason to kill him ? ( SIGHING ) No , I ca n't , Lieutenant . Adam was very well-liked . I never heard a bad word spoken about him . Now , he ran around with a lot of women if that means anything . Well , thank you , sir . That could be very helpful . Well , I know you got a patient waiting . Thank you very much . Thank you . I just want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all the cases , this one , I 'll tell you , this is a mishmash . You know , a fella takes that amount of poison , how does he get in his car and drive all the way up to Mulholland , 10 miles away , and then die ? Exactly what is it you 're trying to say , Lieutenant ? I do n't know , sir . If he was poisoned at your house , and died there , I mean , the body could have been moved . Do you seriously think that my wife killed Adam Evans , drove him up to Mulholland Drive , and pushed his car over the cliff ? Oh , no , sir . And you want to know why ? Yes . I do n't see how she could have moved such a big man from the pool house to the car without help . Would you validate this for me , sir ? My parking ticket ? Sure . RON : I 'm in for 200 . TED : Yeah , me , too . What the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . All right , I 'll raise it 100 . ( @doorbell_ringing ) Coming ! Whatever you 're selling , we do n't want any . Oh , I 'm not selling anything , sir . I 'm from the police . The police ? We did n't call the police . Anyone call the police ? No . Go away ! ( @all_chattering ) Cut it short . May I come in , sir ? Sure , but I 'm sure we did n't call the police . Were these people here the night before last ? Yeah . May I ask them some questions ? Be my guest . Thank you . My name is Lieutenant Columbo . Excuse me for interrupting your game . I just want to ask you a few questions , and I 'll try to get out of your hair as ... You Nancy Walker ? That 's right . From the Rock Hudson show ? Nancy Walker ? You got it . What are you doing here ? ( @all_laughing ) I 'm playing cards . I 'll be a monkey 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , well , thank you very much . It 's nice to meet you . Well , it 's nice to meet you , ma'am . Thank you . Wait till I tell my wife about this . ( @all_chuckle ) Yes , as I was saying , I would like to establish the whereabouts of Mr . Wesley Corman the night before last . He was here . He was here ? Yeah . And what time did he get here ? I do n't know . What time did Wesley get here ? Well , by the time I got here , he was already complaining that he was down for $2.000 . Yeah , I got here at 8:30 , and he was already here when I got here . MAN : Yeah , that 's about right . I know this gentleman here . Is he somebody , too ? Huh ? Huh ? Oh , yeah , you bet . You bet . Where do I know this man from ? He was on TV . Not in a while . It was ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , yeah , definitely in Bakersfield . He 's very big there . ( @all_laughing ) He was in the Easter Day Parade there . He played Rumpelstiltskin . No , no , no . He took it to new dramatic heights . He was marvelous . On TV . On ... No , it was I Love Lucy . That was his greatest hit . I Love Lucy ? TED : Yeah , that 's right . Yeah , the Lucy show . No , no . You mean the neighbor ? Yeah , that 's right . No , the neighbor was a stouter fella . ( STAMMERING ) Yeah , that 's Dom DeLuise . Dom DeLuise ? No . I love Dom DeLuise . But , no , sir , you were ... What was it ? I did Bewitched . By gum , Bewitched . You were wonderful on that show , sir . That was on Tuesday night . You know , Lieutenant , do you think you maybe could get on with the questions ? We 'd kind of like to finish our @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , sir . I 'm sorry . Okay . Forgive me . So , am I safe in saying that , what , he got here between 8:00 , 8:30 , something like that ? Yeah , that 's right , yeah . RON : Why are you so interested in Wesley ? Is this a serious problem ? This is Ron Cey . This is the baseball player . That 's right . ( @all_laughing ) Who else is here ? Lieutenant , the questions ? You know , the game ? Oh . Yeah , you want to speed it up , Chief ? You see , I got a date to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight . Know what I mean ? ( @all_laughing ) Jack Nicholson . He knows . I love this guy . He knows ! I think we should mention the phone call . What phone call was that , sir ? The phone call from Lydia . Oh , Dr . Corman 's wife called ? VALENTINE : She was hysterical . She ... She was yelling , " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " They all heard her . And what was she saying ? " Help me . " Very agitated . Very ... COLUMBO : About a heart attack ? Yeah . And then what happened ? You were on the phone , sir ? Yeah , I was trying to calm her down , and I said , " Who is this ? " And she said , " Lydia Corman . " And that 's when Wesley jumped up and grabbed the phone . Dr . Corman grabbed the phone when he heard it was his wife that was on the phone ? Right . But she did n't ask for him . She just said her name ? VALENTINE : That 's right . Mmm-hmm . And what did Dr . Corman say when he got on the phone ? He said , " Lydia , what 's wrong ? What happened ? " That 's it ? Yeah , he shouted her name a couple of times , but I think she 'd already gotten off the phone by then . And then he left ? Yes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? David Sherwin . He 's Wes ' brother-in-law . Oh , Lydia 's brother was here ? Yeah . He saw the look on Wes ' face , and , well , he knew that Lydia was having trouble again . Was she in trouble often ? What do you mean by that ? Listen , if somebody made a film of their marriage , it would be called One Flew Over the Cuckoo 's Nest Part Two . Until a couple of months ago , every time we had a game , she would call twice in the evening . Lieutenant , could you tell us what this is all about ? I wish I knew , ma'am , I wish I knew . Well , thank you all very much for your time . Interesting group . ( @all_chuckling ) David . Thanks , Wes . I 'm worried about Lieutenant Columbo . What about him ? First of all , he knows the body was moved . HORACE : What ? But that 's not the worst of it . He found poison in Adam 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And the poison was digitalis . ( SIGHS ) Digitalis . Now , what I 'm worried about is what happens when he finds out what happened seven years ago . And he will . It 's only a matter of time . Now , I do n't know how the poison got in the glass , but you can bet that Columbo thinks that Lydia put it in there . I mean , how else would it have gotten in ? I think the best thing to do is to put her where no one can find her , like you did last time . But last time she was sick . Mentally ill . Yeah . But so is the person who put the poison in that glass . ( @phone_ringing ) Hello ? COLUMBO : Wesley Corman ? Yes . Is David Sherwin with you ? Yes , David 's here , Lieutenant . ( WESLEYSIGHS ) It 's 11:00 . All right . Barney 's Beanery ? No , not Barney 's Beanery . We 'll meet you at Club Fifth Avenue in half an hour @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What does he want to talk to me about ? I do n't know , David . It might be better if I do the talking . I wo n't say a word . Do n't worry , not a word . WESLEY : There he is . The raincoat . Remember , he 's a lot sharper than he appears . Sir , sir , your coat . My coat ? Oh ! Oh , thank you very much , yes . Thank you , sir . David Sherwin . How do you do , sir ? Good evening , Lieutenant . Good evening . How are you ? Fine , thank you . You know , I 've passed this place 100 times , and I always thought , " I bet it 's interesting . I 'd like to see it inside . " Have you ever had that feeling ? Yes . So tonight , I pull up , guess who the valet parking guy is ? My wife 's cousin . Really ? Would you believe that ? My wife 's cousin . Small world @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ poor guy , you know , he gambles . He should talk to you ' cause he never wins . He had a bar . He lost it . His wife left him . It 's terrible . Tell you the truth , Lieutenant , I do n't have much sympathy for guys like that . Right , sir . May I ask you something ? Your wife , sir , made five calls to the victim on the afternoon of his death . Do you know what those calls were about ? It 's funny you should ask . David and I were talking about that with my father-in-law just before you called . Really ? Yeah . The calls were about a restaurant in Cannes . Five calls ? Yeah . You know , she forgot the name of the place . She had to call him back . They had a mutual friend somewhere , could he pick her up some perfume from Paris , you know , that kind of thing . I see . Gentlemen , I 'm going to say something to both of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 's not going to be easy for me to say . You two have been less than honest with me . I do n't know what you mean . I was at John Valentine 's tonight , and I spoke to the poker players . And I know that your wife called , and I know that she was hysterical . Something about a heart attack . And I know you both ran home to help her . How did you know the game was at John Valentine 's ? From your answering service . You left word where you could be reached . Why did you conceal that information from me ? Tell him the truth , Wesley ? Got no other choice . We moved the body , Lieutenant . David and I moved the body . Right ? Yes , we did . We did it to protect Lydia . I mean , no , I do n't mean that there was something that she 'd done then that ... David , maybe I better explain . Lieutenant , seven years ago , my wife @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on their wedding night . They were in bed . They were making love , and just like that , he was gone . Heart attack . Lydia tried to save him . She gave him some of her medicine which , as we both know , can kill somebody if they do n't have the same heart condition that she has . Oh . Maybe you can understand why she 's taken Adam 's death so hard . I would do anything to protect her from the kind of torture that she went through before . So that 's why you moved the body , because you did n't want any connection between your wife and the victim ? Yes . To tell you the truth , if it happened all over again , I 'd do the exact same thing , and I think you would , too . Absolutely . Well , I want to thank you for your candor . You know , up until tonight , this whole case was a total mishmash . But now that you said what you just said , things @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Not at all . Thank you . " Beginning to clear up . " What did he mean ? Hard to say . Mrs . Corman ? Mrs . Corman ? Ma'am ? Yes ? Are you all right , ma'am ? What 's happening ? I ... I do n't understand . I do n't understand about the poison . Well , what about it , ma'am ? Well , Wesley told me that you found poison in the margarita glass . That 's true . But , Lieutenant , all I did was make a margarita . I do n't know anything about any poison . Well , ma'am , there are two things that we ca n't get around . He died from digitalis , and there was digitalis in the glass . Actually , there are three . Can we go to the pool house ? Mr . Evans did not die up on Mulholland Drive . He was dead when the car went over the cliff . He died here in the house , probably right there on that couch . And if you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all in the autopsy report that you and Mr . Evans were making love shortly before he died . And under those circumstances , not many women would call their husbands for help . They would call 911 , let the paramedics clean things up , then call their husbands . Well , that 's who I called . I called 911 . You called 911 ? Are you sure ? I 'm not sure of anything that happened that night , but I am sure that I pressed the 911 button , yes . On that phone ? Yes , on that phone . ( SPEED-DIALING ) ( @phone_ringing ) MAN ON PHONE : 911 emergency . Hello ? Hello ? 911 . Sorry , mistake . What happened after your husband and brother came here ? I do n't know . All I remember is Adam collapsing , and then pressing the 911 button . Are those your pills outside on the table ? Yes . " Take as directed . " How many do you take a day , ma'am ? I take two . Do you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ They 're much too dangerous . This prescription for 50 tablets is dated 15 days ago . That means there should be 20 left . Hold out your hand , ma'am . Did you take one today ? Yes . Two , 4 , 6 , 8 , 10 . Hmm . Any idea what happened to the other nine pills , ma'am ? No . You think I poisoned Adam , do n't you , Lieutenant ? It does look that way , does n't it , ma'am ? ( MUMBLING ) What are you trying to do , McCulley , kill it ? McCULLEY : The thing took my last quarter , Lieutenant . Well , is n't there a number you can call , or something ? Well , how am I gon na call ? I have n't got a quarter . Oh , you want coffee ? I 'll buy . I would n't trust it . ( COINSCLANKING ) WOMAN ON PA : Paging Katherine Stewart . You 're wanted in the conference room . Katherine Stewart , you 're wanted in the conference @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tell you . You see the morning paper ? Only the ball scores . Big story on the Adam Evans case . That he was poisoned in some woman 's pool house , and then moved to Mulholland . How did they hear about that ? You mean , it 's true ? Yeah , but who tipped the paper off ? Well , I got another question for you . If it 's true , how come you have n't arrested this woman ? ' Cause she did n't do it . How 's that for an answer ? Well , according to the papers , she was the last person to see this guy . She was alone with him . She gave him the drink that killed him . Who else could have done it ? The husband . The husband was at a poker game , four miles away at the time . How do you think he managed it ? If I knew that , I 'd arrest him . Well , lots of luck , Lieutenant . I 'll see you later , huh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like the six horse in the fourth race ? What about the one horse ? No , I like him . Oh , he 's no good , huh ? You really like the six ? Okay . Did you look at the five ? Oh , okay , then that 's what we 'll do . Right . No , I 'm leaving right now . I 'll see you out there at the top of the first race . No , I 'm leaving ! Right . I 'll see you then . Okay . Bye-bye . Going to the track , huh ? Oh , yeah , big race today . Oh ! Hey , you want a good horse ? A horse ? Yeah , a horse to bet on . To bet on ? What 's his name ? Pinocchio . Pinocchio ? Is he gon na win ? Guaranteed . Guaranteed ? No kidding . The six horse , fourth race . You got a tip ? I got a tip . You got a tip . Okay , baby , count me in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh , sir , are you in a hurry ? ' Cause I can get my business done quick . I 'd appreciate it . I want to be there for the first race . You got it , sir . This Pinocchio , he 's a boy horse ? Oh , this Pinocchio 's a girl . Oh , a girl horse . Mmm-hmm . How 's your luck running ? Lieutenant , I 'd appreciate it . I 'm in a bit of a hurry . I understand , sir . You got it . You 've got my money . That 's why I was worried how your luck was running . Oh , here 's what I was looking for . You want me to validate that ? Oh , this is not mine , sir . No , that 's from the downstairs garage . No , but you see the date ? It 's three days ago . This was the day Mr . Evans died . This was his parking ticket . Well , how do you know it 's his ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his windshield . Oh . What about it ? Sir , I did n't mean to bet the 10 . I was thinking 2 , maybe 5 . What do you think ? Oh , I think you can go the 5 . What about the ticket ? Well , it shows that he parked the car down there at 12:20 . And , what bothers me , sir , is ... You said that he canceled his appointment . Oh , he did . He did ? It 's a big building , Lieutenant . Doctors , lawyers , accountants . He could 've been here and seen anybody . Oh , so he canceled you , and something more important came up . Most likely . Do you know of any other ailment that he had ? I 'm thinking if he saw another doctor , I might check . Lieutenant , please , I have no idea why he was here . All right . Oh , what 's this ? It 's a crown . A crown ? What 's it made out of ? A @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tea cup or a toilet bowl ? ( CHUCKLING ) I do n't know . I do n't keep up with that stuff . I never was any good at chemistry . I put some glue on and pop them in . That 's about it . It looks just like a tooth . If you 'll excuse me , I got ta go . I got ta be there in 30 minutes . I understand . Good luck , Doc . Bye-bye . Oh , sir ! Yes ? Could I just have my $5 change ? Oh . I hope your luck keeps running good , sir . You know , that has a way of changing . Not mine . I 'm on a roll . I 'll see you later . ( MANCHATTERINGONPA ) ( @people_cheering ) ANNOUNCER ON PA : Here comes Gray Wonder , tailing just on the outside in second . Then it 's back to Desert Folly in high pursuit . They 're in the stretch . English Pleasure clings on to the lead . Gray Wonder is right up alongside him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . English Pleasure and Gray Wonder , those two are stride for stride . Inside the final sixteenth of a mile , actually it 's Gray Wonder up on the outside in front of English Pleasure and coming under the wire ... All right ! Do I know how to pick them or what ? Congratulations , buddy . I told you , that jockey ca n't lose today . Did you put the money on him ? I told you to . Did Pinocchio win , Doc ? No , he has n't run yet . Oh , good . I was afraid I 'd get here too late and miss it . How 's your luck running ? Oh , I 'm on a hot streak , Lieutenant . Great . Do you think I could join you ? Oh , we 're all filled up here . I 'm sorry , Lieutenant . I do n't know what to say . Did you bet my money ? I sure did . Well , that 's the important thing . Well , I 'll keep my fingers crossed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Excuse me . ANNOUNCER : Ladies and gentlemen ... Things are going good , huh ? Going good , huh ? Very good . Lieutenant , we 're working on the next race . You 're gon na have to excuse us . ( TRUMPETBLOWING ) Beautiful out here , is n't it ? Yes , it is . Did you bet Pinocchio ? What race is that ? Doc , what race is Pinocchio ? Four . Fourth . Did you bet him ? I bet him , yeah . I got a tip . This fella here next to me , he 's a dentist , but he bets thousands . No kidding ? ANNOUNCER : ... better than $637.000 . Coming up on Sunday ... Remember these , Doc ? You remember them ? I think those were planted on Mr . Evans ' body . Why would you say a thing like that ? I do n't understand how they got in his pocket . Well , I thought I explained it to you , Lieutenant . He must have picked them up at the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ match was used . Now , whenever I borrow a match , it 's because I want to light my cigar . Why would a guy pick up a book of matches , and not use a single match ? I imagine because he wanted to use them later . He had a completely filled lighter in his pocket . Lieutenant , it was n't Adam 's first visit to the house . He could have picked those matches up at any time . Well , I would buy that if I found them in his jacket pocket . But these were found in his shirt pocket , and if he was anything like me , he changed his shirt every day . Uh-huh . I see what you mean . So I 'm stuck . I do n't know how they got there , unless somebody put them there . I wish I could help you . Well , do n't worry about it . If your horse wins , that 's the important thing . Then you 've done your share . No problem , Lieutenant . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Right . Say , did you know that in Mr . Evans ' car at the crash site , we found the gearshift in neutral ? Excuse me . This is my seat . Oh , I 'm sorry , ma'am . Did you know that , Doc ? I did n't know that , Lieutenant . Hi . It just seemed strange , you know , when I first saw it , that someone who crashed a car into a ditch during a fatal heart attack , that he would put the gear into neutral . I know what you mean . COLUMBO : I wonder if that could have been deliberate ? Just to make sure that the police would n't simply write it off as a heart attack and let it go at that . MAN : Excuse me . That guy 's a real pain in the butt . Yeah , you got that right . Let 's get back to business . What about number one , here ? COLUMBO : Sir ? Sir , I did n't come here because of my bet @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , it was something else . Come here . Sir , I assume you know what your wife and Mr . Evans were doing just before he died ? Yes , Lieutenant , I do know . You do know . I thought you did . But you wanted to protect her anyway . I still do . You must love her very much . She 's got my number , Lieutenant . Well , I 've got some very good news to tell you about her . I also have some not-so-good news . Could we go somewhere where we could talk ? Absolutely . COLUMBO : There are very few husbands that would do what you did . You 're very rare . WESLEY : I really had no choice . COLUMBO : Why do n't we just stand at the bar ? Is that all right ? WESLEY : Fine with me . Would you care for a drink , sir ? Lieutenant , you said you had good news about my wife . I 'd like to hear it . Well , she 's innocent . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She did n't do it ? No , sir . Well , that 's terrific ! That 's great news ! God , what a relief ! You 're sure ? Absolutely . Red . RED : Yes , sir ? When you have a minute . I 'm gon na show you . We know how much margarita was in the blender because the residue left a mark . Would you do me a favor , sir ? Yes , sir . Would you fill that with water right up to that mark ? Just water , sir ? Just water . ( REDCHUCKLES ) Believe it or not , I used to have red hair . And this is the actual glass that Evans drank the margarita from . Thank you very much . Now , let me show you something , sir . This is gon na put your mind at rest . Mr . Evans drinks his first margarita . Then he drank his second margarita . And we know he had two margaritas . How ? Because the glass and the blender were empty when @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the second margarita ? Answer . He could n't have . Why not ? Because he would have been dead after the first one . According to the coroner , the amount of poison in that glass , he 'd have been dead in a minute . So , what does this all mean ? Well , it means that there was no poison in the blender when he drank the margarita . None . The poison was put in the glass and the blender after he was dead . The poison in the margarita did n't kill him . Poison from someplace else killed him . Someplace else . Someplace else . So your wife , she 's in the clear . That 's good news , right ? Wonderful news , Lieutenant . Just wonderful . So , what 's the not-so-good news ? Oh , well , that 's a little complicated to explain . Maybe , I better show it to you . Just take a minute . Sir , did you know that the night your wife called the poker game for help , that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? She got John Valentine 's house . Listen , if she got John 's house , she must have dialed John 's number . COLUMBO : Well , she was having an affair with another man . It 's a big question as to whether she was gon na call her husband . And she 's sure that she pressed the 911 button . Here 's what I think happened . Press the speakerphone . COLUMBO : Now the 911 button . ( SPEED-DIALING ) ( RINGING ) WOMAN ON PHONE : John Valentine 's residence . That 's what I think happened . I think somebody reprogrammed the 911 button , so that it would ring at John Valentine 's house . Are you telling me that you found the 911 button on that phone programmed to ring John 's number ? No , sir . But whoever changed it originally was too clever to leave it that way . And it only takes a second to reprogram it . Excellent work , Lieutenant . Thank you , sir . Excellent work . My goodness , you 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Interesting theory . Should I call my lawyer ? Well , that 's up to you , sir . ( CHUCKLING ) There 's one thing that puzzles me . Why do n't you arrest me ? That 's a good question . That is a good question . Red , a scotch for the Lieutenant , and I 'd like a glass of milk , please . Yes , sir . It 's my lucky drink . Lieutenant , I assume that when you said you had bad news for my wife , that you meant that her husband not only murdered her lover , but was attempting to frame her for the crime . That is true , sir . I also assume that you 've spoken to my in-laws , and that they told you I was a leach . That I lived off their money , that I manipulated my wife , and they wanted to kick me out . Yes , sir , I did . You found a terrific motive . My wife ends up in prison or an asylum , I look @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anything for me . It sounds right . You think that I murdered Adam Evans . I do , sir . Tell me , how did I do that ? I do n't know , sir . You do n't know . That 's a bit of a problem , is n't it ? It is . Thank you , Red . Well , it 's fortunate I 'm so good-natured , Lieutenant . Somebody else might take offense . Tell you what I 'm gon na do . I 'm gon na go out there and root for our horse . Now , you 're welcome to join me , or you can stay here and try to figure it out . I think I 'll stay here , sir . I thought you would . I 'll see you later , Lieutenant . ANNOUNCER : ( @on_PA ) And one of the outsiders in here , in fact , a big outsider at 25-to-1 , is Pinocchio . If you do n't come to see me , you 're going to have troubles . That 's the way @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's this tooth here . It 's killing me . I think it 's a cavity . I 'll do the diagnosing . Open . ( EXCLAIMING ) That 's beautiful . ( YELLING ) What was that ? You got a big problem under that filling . Got ta give you a new one . Today ? Today . I was hoping that we could do it another day . No . I only want some information . Oh ! Information . The man 's tooth is on the verge of abscess , and all he wants is information . I got a theory that is kicking around in my head , and I want to talk to you about it . Let me ask you something . Are things so bad downtown that you ca n't afford a new shirt ? What 's the matter with this shirt ? It 's got all these blue splotches on it . It looks terrible . Oh , that . Laundry bluing . You know what that is ? No . You 're better off than I am . Laundry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wrong . I put it in the laundry , and everything came out with blue spots . Underwear , shirts , my handkerchiefs . And they say that the blue is not gon na come out . Open . Hey , Doc , take it easy , will you ? You think I enjoy this ? That 's the trouble . Nobody loves the dentist . You got any idea how that makes a guy feel ? Try being a homicide detective . Well , at least your wife and dog love you . Last time I tried to clean my wife 's teeth , she bit me . Open . Come on . Ah . ( GROANS ) So , while you can still talk , what 's the information ? A guy goes to the dentist , say 12:30 . Now it 's 10:00 at night , and he drops dead from a lethal dose of quick-acting poison . I think the dentist did it , but I do n't know how . Boy , it 's not bad enough we got ta be dentists . Now we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ would you do it ? Theoretically . Theoretically ? Yeah . I do n't have any idea . Nah . You want to find out something like that , you got ta talk to a better dentist than me . Open . ( WHIRRING ) DAVID : And you believe it ? HORACE : Of course I believe it . A man like Lieutenant Columbo calls me , tells me my daughter is no longer a suspect in a murder . I believe it . No , you believe that Wesley did it ? Well , the Lieutenant 's sure of it . He just does n't know how . HORACE : I suspect that Wesley was a lot more clever than any of us gave him credit for . DAVID : Fooled me . He fooled all of us . But now he 's been found out . Found out ? That 's right . The usual , Lieutenant ? No . I do n't know what I want , but I do n't want the usual . Do n't feel like eating , huh ? No . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ had this head cold for the last three days , and it 's killing me . You got a cold ? No , I was at the dentist . And the Novocaine is wearing off . I think I bit my cheek . I can feel something there . And the tooth is starting to hurt , and I do n't feel like eating , but I 'm hungry . FINN : Want a little advice , Lieutenant ? Go home , take a good shot of whiskey and get right into bed . ( SNEEZING ) Oh , boy . ( @speaks_spanish ) FINN : Thank you . Lieutenant , Lieutenant . That was the happiest phone call I 've ever received . I ca n't tell you how grateful I am . And so is my son . I ca n't thank you enough , Lieutenant . I am so relieved about Lydia , I ... Well , the best way that you could thank me is if you could help me ... Excuse me , sir . Is there something wrong with your mouth ? No , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wearing off . The best way you could thank me is if you could shed some light on how this could have happened . I know that Mr . Evans was in your office building at 12:30 on the day he died from the parking stub . I know he had an appointment to fill his cavity , and I do n't care what Wesley says , I believe that Evans was in Wesley 's office at lunch time , and that 's when it happened . If that 's when he was poisoned , then that 's when he would have died . There 's no way around that . Well , that 's our problem . Excuse me . Finn ! May I have a glass of water , please ? I have to take my pain pill , ' cause it 's starting to act up on me now . Be careful of this ice on your tooth , there , Lieutenant . What will you have ? May I recommend ... ( SNEEZING ) Bless you . You better take something for that . Boy , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I was in the market the other day , and I saw these things . You know , all different colors . Look like candy . Probably a marketing gimmick , right ? No , no , that 's no gimmick . Each one of those colors , they have a purpose . See the beads here in the capsule ? Well , the red ones , they dissolve in one minute , the yellows in 15 , the greens in an hour , the blues in four hours , and whites in eight hours , and so on . Well , you 've seen the commercial . Twelve-hour cold pill . Is n't that something ? Hey , no kidding . I did n't know that . Yeah , they 're very common . Yeah . In fact , these pills here that your dentist recommended , they 're the same thing . That 's how he did it . HORACE : What 's that ? He coated it . He coated the digitalis with a medical time-release gel . And inserted it in a cavity . Yeah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ stopped and picked up the autopsy X-rays from the coroner ? Yes , sir , I did . Well , let 's have them , and we 'll find out . Oh , I 'm sorry , Lieutenant . What 's the matter ? Well , Evans was coming in here to have a cavity filled on a lower left bicuspid . But according to the coroner 's X-ray , it was never touched . Well , that 's not possible . Here , look for yourself . Well , that 's crazy . I know that 's how he did it . Lower left bicuspid , huh ? Wait a second . Gash . Hold the phone , Doc . Gash . Gash . Where did I write that ? Here it is . " Gash in the right cheek . Not the left cheek . " The right cheek . " Forget about the cavity , Doc . What do you see on this side of the mouth ? WOMAN : Yes , that seems to be everything , and it 's all here right in the report @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ huh ? I 've got a dozen patients lined up this afternoon . They 'll have to wait , sir . Maybe for a long time . I told you that you murdered Mr . Evans . ( SIGHS ) I told you that I 'd get the proof . Now I got it . You have , huh ? You killed him while he was sitting in a dentist 's chair on the afternoon of the day he died . ( CHUCKLINGNERVOUSLY ) That 's ridiculous . You coated the digitalis with a medical gel , something that would dissolve over a period of several hours . When it did , the poison seeped out . It was absorbed through the gums and into the system . Lieutenant , it 's an absolutely lunatic theory . I have to warn you , sir . I 've had Mr . Evans ' body exhumed . We will find traces of digitalis in his mouth . And that , Dr . Corman , will convict you . HORACE : Lieutenant , whenever you 're ready . Dad ? These are X-rays @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , of Adam Evans ' teeth . Do you think you could show me where the cavity is ? Yes , Lieutenant . Lower left , second-to-last molar . You see that black spot right there ? That 's it . - Yes , sir . Dr . Johnson , would you hold these ? And as you have so aptly described it , Lieutenant , that is still a cavity . I have n't touched it , and I assume no one else has . - COLUMBO : You know what the problem is ? I went to my dentist yesterday , and he gave me Novocaine , and the first thing you know , I bit the inside of my cheek without knowing it . And you know something else ? Adam Evans did the same thing . Nasty cut on the inside of his cheek . But the trouble is it 's on the other side , away from the cavity . You know what that says to me ? No , I do n't . That says you put the poison somewhere else in his mouth @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that a crown , Dr . Sherwin ? Excuse me . Dr . Sherwin , is that a crown ? Yes , it is . Is that a porcelain crown ? That 's correct . Come on , Lieutenant , give it up . Even if the poison had been put under the crown , the body would have absorbed it by now . You would n't find a trace . But I 'm not looking for traces of digitalis . You know what that is , Doc ? That 's a chemistry set I had as a kid . I gave it to my nephew last Christmas . I 'll tell you , that kid , he 's a whiz at this . Kind of takes after me , actually . I was a terrific chemistry student in high school . Now , watch this . You said it yourself , Doc , that you did n't know a whole lot about chemistry , that you did n't keep up with this stuff . And that 's where you made your mistake . Because last night , I could @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ house and I got this , and I was up half the night , playing around with it , and I made an interesting discovery . Did you know that just the tiniest bit of digitalis will turn porcelain enamel blue when catalyzed by moisture heated to body temperature ? No , I did n't . You remember this ? Porcelain crown ? I saw one like that in your office the other day . And in this envelope here , I have pure digitalis , which Dr . Johnson was kind enough to give me , and I 'm going to sprinkle this digitalis onto this porcelain crown . Now we heat some water . Not much . Now , I just want to get this water to approximately body temperature . There , I think that ought to do it . Eyedropper . Not much . Now watch carefully . Do you see that ? COLUMBO : And you know what , Doc ? When we pull that porcelain crown from the right side of Adam Evans ' mouth , you can bet your eyetooth that the underside @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're through , Wesley . It 's a pity you were so weak in chemistry . Dr . Johnson , hand me that extractor , please . Thank you . Forget it . Just forget it , will you ? There 's no need . Just leave it be . ( SIGHS ) I could n't believe it when Daddy told me . You would have let me go to prison . Or insane . What I did is no worse than what you and your father had planned for me . OFFICER : All right , let 's go . Oh , man , are you bananas . Let me see that thing . Digitalis on porcelain . That wo n't do a damn thing . You know , the only thing that 's gon na turn this crown blue is something like common , ordinary laundry bluing . Kind of like that stuff you got there in your shirt . Laundry bluing ? Is that a fact ?

@@5227241 If it 's Thursday night , it 's a no . Why ca n't you make it ... I have to hang up , Thelma . There 's shooting upstairs . They 're all yours , JT . Jeez , what a mess . Whoever trashed this place wanted something bad . That 's what 's bothering me . What would anybody want in a place like this ? Lieutenant , this is Mrs Byrnes , the manager of the building . - She called to report the shots . - As soon as I heard ' em . Never could understand people mistaking ' em for a car backfiring . I 'm sorry , Mrs Byrnes , that you got ta see this , but we do have to have somebody identify the victims . The one with the knife in his throat , that 's Mr Dillinger - JJ Dillinger . We found marks in that window where somebody broke in . It 's probably the guy in the sneakers . Did you ever see that man before , ma'am ? Ca n't say I have . What can you tell us about Mr Dillinger ? Not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to himself , he was quiet . Paid his rent on time . And carried a gun . If you worked nights , you 'd feel safer with a gun too . Would you know where he worked , ma'am ? Silver Lake somewhere . I can check on my rent application . I 'd appreciate that . You 've been very helpful . If there 's ever anything you need . Some more patrols would help . This is the fifth burglary this year . You 'll get written reports in the morning . - Would you like some educated guesses ? - Why not ? Looks like the first bullet hit this one a little low . It probably deflected off a rib . Anyway , that did n't stop him right away . You see the left clenched fist . Probably threw a punch and still had time to stick his knife in the shooter 's throat , probably just as the gun went off for the second time . Looks like the shot went clean through the heart . Knife broke off as he fell . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ minutes . OK , Doc . Thanks a lot . It 's an open-and-shut case , double homicide . - What have you got ? - Burglary tools . Wallet . Let 's see . " Eugene Edward Ehrbach . " Address over on Rossmoor . Fancy neighbourhood . I do n't know whether you noticed , but what 's a guy in an expensive Italian leather jacket doing in a place like this ? Maybe this is what he was looking for . What is it ? It 's a piece of a photograph . What does it look like to you ? Belly dancer at Harrods . Lieutenant , you think a guy would break into this dump for that ? Well , I ca n't figure him climbing two storeys of a fire escape , then through a window , with a piece of a snapshot in his hand . Belly dancer , huh ? What do you think this furry stuff is ? Mud ? Stucco ? Could be anything . I 'm gon na check the records on Dillinger and Ehrbach . For what ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ closed . Let 's move on . Well , it 's just so strange . I mean , two guys killed each other over this . What the hell is it ? It 's a piece of a snapshot . You know , it 's not like somebody just ripped up a photograph . It 's been carefully carved into this shape . Excuse me . I 'm looking for Detective Brown . - That 's me . - OK to come in ? Come ahead . - Hi . Irving Krutch . Nice to meet you . - How do you do ? - OK to sit down ? - Sure , sit . Oh . So , got yourself a little murder , huh ? The two guys over on Culver Avenue . I read about it in the paper this morning . What about ' em ? I should tell you I 'm an insurance investigator - Translife Insurance . Been with ' em 14 years . Started there right after college , Princeton . Right . So , I read about the two corpses , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Why ? - Lend a hand , or maybe vice versa . - You know something about the killings ? - Yes , sir . What ? The newspaper said you found a piece of a photograph . Is that it ? - What about it ? - I got another one . If you check Ehrbach 's pad , I 'm sure you 'll find a third piece . Mr Krutch , do you want to tell us , or do we have to pull teeth ? - Will you help me ? - To do what ? First , to get the piece out of Ehrbach 's place . - Why do you want it ? - Three pieces are better than one . If you have something to say , would you say it ? Otherwise , have a nice day . - Let me fill you in . - Please do . Six years ago in this city , in broad daylight , on a rainy afternoon in August , four men held up the Culver Avenue branch of the NSLA . They got away @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Yes , I remember it , I worked on it . - Go ahead . I 'm sorry , I do n't think I got your name . Uh ... Columbo . Nice to meet you . Are you Italian ? - Yes , I am . - The leader of the gang was Italian . Anthony " Tony the Nose " Bonamico . Record as long as your arm . Just got out of Castlefield , where he 's serving a five-and-dime . First thing he does , still on parole , he holds up a bank . The two guns were both ex-cons . Leo D'Amore and Mikey Ryan . A kid named David Stein was the wheel man . It was his first job and he blew it . - Did I mention it was raining ? - Yeah . Car goes into a skid , hits another vehicle , causes a traffic tie-up . Squad car comes , the gang starts shooting , all four are dead within minutes . - Are my facts correct so far ? - They are , yeah . My @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there . 45 minutes after the hold-up , not a dime in the car . Translife gets called in , Irving Krutch investigating . Result - two years ' intensive search , nothing , gagoots . We finally settle the claim in full . $4 million . Hello ! That was bad . I do n't have to tell you how bad that was . It was especially bad for Irving Krutch , who 's now handling minor claims at less salary than he was making four years ago . May I ask , why do you want these three pieces of the photograph ? Let me ask you , sir , where did the money go ? - Good question . - That was the question . What happened to the money ? I could n't sleep . In fact , for four years , I 've been obsessed with this question . Then I finally got a break a couple of months ago . - I followed up on this . - How did you follow up ? I got a copy of her will . She left @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Lucia . Certain mementos , photographs , a photographic segment , documents , including this list of names . You should know this is in Tony Bonamico 's handwriting . - Why is it torn ? - Maybe it was an accident . But considering the way Bonamico cut the photo , I figure he ripped it deliberately , and somebody else has the other part of this list . And here , also part of Mary 's will , a photographic segment . How do we know that these two pieces come from the same photograph ? Oh , it 's no accident . Both pieces are cut up like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle . And no accident both pieces belong to two names on the list . Mine came from Mary Bonamico 's will and yours came from Dillinger . Plus , yours was found in the dead hand of a third name on the list , Eugene E Ehrbach . Who 's Mo Weinberg ? A buddy of David Stein , who screwed up the getaway . Making sense ? - Not much . - He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ other two ? - Ehrbach and Dillinger . Dillinger got arrested for pushing , Ehrbach for burglary . Check it out . What about these other names on the list ? Do they mean anything to you ? I do n't know . I just hope there are only seven . Seven puzzle pieces are enough , do n't you think ? Mr Krutch , once you 've assembled this puzzle , then what ? I will have the exact location of the $4 million stolen some six years ago . How do you know that ? The Italian lady , Mary 's sister , told me . She remembered the photograph showed where the treasure was . In fact , she used the Italian word tesoro . - You speak Italian ? - Tesoro - treasure . So now there are two pieces to the puzzle ? What do you want from us ? Help me find the other five . I ca n't keep breaking into places . - Where did you break in ? - Dillinger 's and Ehrbach 's a few times . Plus , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . So now you want us to break into places for you ? We 're talking about $4 million here . That would be quite a feather in your cap . Am I wrong ? - No , you 're not . - So do it ! - Do what ? - Go over Ehrbach 's with a fine comb . You can do it legally . He 's a homicide victim . OK . - The you 'll have the third piece . - Then what ? Go after Weinberg . Ah . I 'm going to leave you the list and this piece . - You wo n't need them ? - I 've got copies . OK . Here 's my card . Let me know what you decide . Detective Columbo and Detective Brown . They do n't even look like they fit . Some guy comes in with this story . What does he expect us to do ? Drop everything and go on a treasure hunt ? There 's a possibility he 's right . Where did he get the story ? An old @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - He said she told him in Italian the picture shows where " tresoro " is buried . - Tesoro . - " Tresoro . " - Tesoro . - Whatever . OK , you guys got one day . That 's it . Check out Ehrbach 's apartment . Nothing there , back to the salt mines . We 're looking for a thing that could be this big , but it could be smaller . - So it could be anywhere . - Yeah , where ? I do n't know . You think he could have rolled it up and stuck it into a cigar ? - It 's possible . - Did you check the cigar box ? I checked it , but I did n't split the cigars . Try it . We might get lucky . - I 've already done that . - I 'm getting punchy . One of those bulbs is out . - Are you doing that with your finger ? - I 'm gon na get cancer of the ... There she is . - They do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . If he has one . You see the size of this guy 's record ? He 's a professional , habitual criminal . He 's dangerous . He goes around beating up people . He 's not going to cooperate with a police officer . You do n't go to a guy like this and say , " Excuse me ... " You got ta pass as a pusher or a burglar ... You have to go undercover . Who 'll do it ? You ? - No . Him . - You ? - Yeah . - You ? And he does n't even have to change clothes . Move out of your house , get a cheap room . Never come here . Set up a drop with Brown . And you will have to change clothes . I look forward to it . And you have to carry a gun . - I do n't need no gun . - You carry it or you do n't go ! OK . - You look like a cop . - So do you . - How do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know you 're not ? - Why do n't you sit down ? - Sure . - Let 's hear it again . - What ? From the top ? From the top . Your name first . Arty Stokes . Salt Lake City . - You ever been there ? - No . Oh , it 's nice . You like to ski ? Supposed to be nice skiing there . Did you call me down here to talk about the Olympics ? No , I thought you might be a skier . - I 'm still waiting for the story . - I already gave it to you on the phone . - Give it again . - Why ? Say I had a poor connection . OK . A couple of weeks ago , I bought a piece of a picture and a couple of names from a guy in Salt Lake City , cost me two grand . - What was his name ? - Bobby Firth . He just done eight years , armed robbery , got out in April . He was busted . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of a snapshot and two names . - You gave him two grand for this ? - That 's right . Why ? Because Firth told me I can make four million just by fitting my piece of the snapshot into the whole picture . I 'm surprised he did n't try to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge . This ai n't the Brooklyn Bridge , Weinberg , and you know it . So now you have a piece of a snapshot ? - That 's right . - What 's the two names ? - You 're one of them . - Yeah ? And the other one ? I 'll tell you that when we make the deal . What 's these names supposed to be ? The names of two people who also got a piece of that photograph . - Two names ? - That 's right . Your pal tell you how you can get four million pasting the pictures together ? - He did . - How ? Weinberg , you know and I know that the whole picture shows where Anthony Bonamico dropped @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're talking ... - All right . You wan na keep on playing cute , or you wan na make a deal ? - Who else knows about this ? - Nobody . Who did you tell ? You think I 'm crazy ? There 's big money involved here . All of a sudden , you know big money 's involved . All right , Weinberg , this is the deal . You take it or leave it . I put up the name of the piece I got , you put up the name of the piece you got . We find the loot , we split it 50-50 . Yes or no ? We 've got a deal . We 'll meet later at my place and we 'll put everything on the table then . - Where is it ? - 220 South Kirby , apartment 26 . - What time ? - Ten OK with you ? I 'll be there . Just a minute . I 'm in the bathroom . Come in , it 's open . Drop the gun ! Move @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the head and steal my piece of the photo ? No , I was n't going to hit you on the head . No ? Not on the head ? Where ? The knee ? - I was n't going to hit you anywhere . - Were you gon na shoot me ? You kidding ? No . Not shoot me ? That 's how you greet people - hide behind the door with a gun . I thought you were someone else . You had an accident to your head as a kid or were you born retarded ? - You 're insulting me . - You 're insulting me with your lying ! Loosen up , pal . What 's your problem ? - You wan na make two million ? - Yeah . So do I . Here . Your gun . - Do we shake hands all over again ? - I 'd like to . - Let 's see your piece of the picture . - Let 's see yours . Oh , the mutual faith and trust aside ? OK , we 'll do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Yeah , I got it from Firth . Oh , we 're gon na be good partners . Look at this . They fit . - And now the names . - Eugene Edward Ehrbach . - Geraldine Ferguson . - Ehrbach 's dead . What ? He was killed on Wednesday . The cops ... - Dead ? Dead ? - Dead . - Dead ? - Dead . - What is this ? A double-cross ? - You 're gon na have to calm down . I 'll bust your head , that 's what I 'm gon na do ! - He had a piece of the photograph . - Who ? - Ehrbach . - A piece of our picture ? - Why did n't you say ? Where is it ? - The cops got it . - The cops ? Damn , Stokes . - Cops can be bought . Whatever they find on Ehrbach ... I do n't like negotiating with the fuzz . To survive in the city , you got to . - Biggest thieves in the world . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Cost you $100 tops . Now , what about this Geraldine ? Ferguson - owns an art gallery . I 've busted into her house six or seven times already . Could n't find a picture . - She probably got it you know where . - You got a copy of that ? Naturally . You ? Naturally . You wan na exchange pieces , is that it ? - That 's it . - Done . Excuse me . I did good . I got a copy of Weinberg 's piece . Take it down to headquarters and keep it with the other three pieces . Captain 's worried about how you 've made out with the muscle guy . Is that right ? Well , you can tell him that Weinberg and I , we hit it off just fine . Tell him I 'll be in touch , and tell the captain I 'm going after the fifth piece . The Geraldine on the list is a Geraldine Ferguson of the Ferguson Gallery . - Hi . - Hi . - A lovely morning , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - So what are you doing inside ? - I like art . Are you here for the Ganzagos ? I do n't think so . What are the Ganzagos ? Luis Ganzagos - he 's a painter . We 've got other things . What are you interested in ? Paintings or sculpture ? - Is this your gallery ? - Yes , it is . Then you 're Miss Ferguson ? I mean , this is the Ferguson Gallery , so I guess you 're Miss Ferguson , right ? Well , Mrs Ferguson really , but not really . I was married to Mr Ferguson , Mr Harold Ferguson . But Mr Ferguson and I no longer share bed and board , so whereas I 'm still Geraldine Ferguson , I 'm no longer Mrs Ferguson . I do n't even know what my name is . Call me Gerry . - What 's your name ? - Arthur Stokes . - Are you a cop , Arthur ? - No . What gave you that idea ? You 're careful , like a cop . Also @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Mm-hm . Right there . I did n't think it showed . My husband was in the diamond business and he had a carry permit . So when your husband carries a gun , you get used to the way it looks . Why do you carry a gun , Arthur ? Are you in the diamond business ? - No , I 'm in the insurance business . - Oh , do insurance men wear guns ? - I did n't know that . - Yeah . If they 're insurance investigators . Do n't tell me - someone had a painting stolen and you 're here to check on authenticity ? No . Well , not exactly . I think you 're a cop , Arthur . I really do . Now , why would a cop be visiting you , Miss Ferguson ? Gerry . Maybe because I charge such exorbitant prices . I do n't really . Yes , I do really . Would you like to look at some pictures while you decide if you 're a cop ? Over here . Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Did someone see it here ? - I do n't think so . What kind of a painting was it ? It 's not a painting . It 's a photograph . Then it could have never been here . We never had a photographic show . It 's not even a whole photograph . - Yo-ho . What happened to the other guy ? - What other guy ? The guy that 's been here three or four thousand times in the past few months . He 's about yay tall , no neck , lots of muscle . Looks like the guy that played in Rocky . He told me his name was Al Randolph the first time he came in . Then he forgot what he told me and said he was Al Reinhart the second time . - Is he a cop too ? - Neither of us are cops . - Mr Stark . - Stokes . Just checking . Mr Stokes . - Arthur . - Arthur . I do n't have what you 're looking for . Believe me , if I did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ price was right . - The price can be made right . - How right is right ? - Do you have it ? - No . I 'm sorry , I do n't . Yes , she does . Khan . Bramley Khan . How do you do ? Bram , you 're a pain in the ass . Arthur Stokes . Pleased to meet you . Well , if we 're going to talk business , I suggest we go into the office . Shall we ? How much are you willing to pay for it , Mr Stokes ? - Oh , that depends . - On what ? On whether or not it 's a piece you already have ? You do have a piece , do n't you ? Or several pieces ? - Is it for sale or not ? - No . How many pieces do you have , Mr Stokes ? Do you know what the picture is supposed to reveal ? - My client ... - Your client my ass ! You 're a cop ! - Who are you trying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Mr Stokes ? - No . - Miss Ferguson knows about cops . Keep your mouth shut , Bram . Miss Ferguson 's sister is Ginny D'Amore . Her husband was a cheap gangster named Leo D'Amore . He was killed some six years ago following a bank hold-up . Well , I do n't keep track of such things . I just bet you do n't . He 's a cop , Bram . And you 're a fool . Look , you and your partner seem to have some differences . Why do n't you ring me when you get it settled ? Where can you be reached ? I 'm at the Vincent Arms . That 's a fleabag over on North Farm . Are you an out-of-towner , Mr Stokes ? Room 502 . - You did n't answer my question . - You did n't answer any of mine either . I hope you reconsider , Miss Ferguson . Mr Krutch , Lieutenant Columbo . - Well , this is a pleasant surprise . - We decided to take the investigation . I thought @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Yes , but even better than that . - What do you mean ? We made contact with Weinberg . He has another piece and gave me a copy of it . Fantastic . When do I get to have a look at it ? Not tonight . We 'll set a time , maybe tomorrow . Good , fine . Where can I get a hold of you if I need to ? I 'm only three blocks from Weinberg . I 'm staying at the Vincent Arms , room 502 . Let me jot this down . Vincent Arms , room 502 . We 're off to a good start . I ca n't tell you how much I appreciate this . We all stand to gain . I got ta get off the phone , I 'm expecting a call . - Oh , you got another lead ? - Yes . The Geraldine on your list , that 's a Geraldine Ferguson . And her sister was married to one of the guys in the bank hold-up . Leo D'Amore . Ferguson runs an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that ? - Weinberg . Has she got anything ? I think so , that 's what I 'm waiting to hear . - Well , will you let me know ? - As soon as anything gels . Good . Thanks again for calling . This is great news . Really . Right . So long . - Yeah ? - Desk clerk , Mr Stokes . I 'm coming . What is it ? Lady left a message , said to bring it up . Lieutenant ? - I 'm OK . - The hell you are . - No , I 'm OK . - I 'm gon na get a meat wagon over here . - I hate hospitals . - How do you like comas ? I 'm not in a coma . Look , I just want to get some ice for that lump . Man , that 's some lump . Jeez , I came ... came to . I got ... I got this towel . I must have passed out again . - Did I wake you ? - What ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 502 . - Room service is closed . - Well , open it . This is the police . Did you see who did it ? I saw him , but he had his face covered . - You 're lucky he left you alive . - Why would n't he ? He was n't after me . He was after the picture . - Who do you think it was ? - My partner , Mo Weinberg . How do you know it was him ? I do n't know for sure , but I had him on the phone this afternoon . - He knew I was here . - Who else did you talk to ? - Irving Krutch . - Well , it could have been Krutch . It could have been Krutch . But my money is on Mo . - How 's your head ? - Terrible . - I think I 'd better get a meat wagon . - No , you do n't . I got ta go see Mo Weinberg . Just shut up . I 'll go see Mo Weinberg @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need something , Lieutenant ? - Yes , ma'am . I need a phone . I have to call the officer who brought me here . The doctor 's instructions are no phone calls . I can take a message . We 're in the middle of a homicide investigation . And we do n't want you to be a victim . Concussion can lead to internal haemorrhage . I do n't think you understand , this is very serious . My partner could be in danger . I need a phone or I have to leave . I do n't think you understand , Lieutenant . The doctor left strict orders . You 're to remain here until he can see you again tomorrow . You need absolute rest . What I need is to get out of here . No , you do n't , big boy . Not without these . - What are you doing ? - You 're not leaving . - Well , then get me a phone . - No calls in or out . One call ? Even a prisoner gets one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A friend of Mo 's . He 's asleep , the same as everybody else around here . - Hello . - I ca n't talk loud , it 's not my phone . Uh-oh . Arty , I got ta be quiet . You talk . - I 'm here with Weinberg . - Oh , yeah ? So what did he say ? - Nothing , he 's dead . - He what ? - He 's got a big hole in him , he 's dead . - Dead ? Oh , my God . Dead ? We got ta get over to Krutch 's right away . I 'll need a pair of pants . I 'm sorry , sir . I 'll be done in one moment . - You wan na go to Krutch 's ? - You get over here . I want to go over there immediately , and bring a pair of pants . I did n't get that last part . Pants . Pants , pants - something to wear . Otherwise I ca n't get out of here . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Everything 's fine . Go back to sleep . Harry , you all right ? Say something , Harry . - Good night . - Night . Sergeant Arthur Brown , Mr Krutch . Mr Krutch . - What 's the matter ? - Just a few questions . - At three in the morning ? - We 're both awake . - I was n't a minute ago . Besides ... - This wo n't take long , Mr Krutch . Lieutenant Columbo , I did n't see you . Come on in . What 's up ? You and I spoke on the phone around four o'clock this afternoon ? Yes , we did . Why ? Where did you go after the conversation ? - Nowhere . - You stayed here ? Anybody with you ? - Yes . A friend of mine . - Male or female ? - A girl . - What time did she leave ? - We left together , went to dinner . - Where did you go ? The Ram 's Head , the top of 777 Jefferson . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I guess . Where did you go after that ? For a walk . We looked through all the shop windows on Hall Avenue . - What time did you get home ? - About midnight . - Alone ? - No . - The girl came back with you ? - Yes . So she was with you between what time and what time ? She got here earlier this afternoon . I do n't know . She was definitely here when you called . She 's still here . - Where ? - In bed . - Get her up . - Why ? One man 's been assaulted , another one 's been killed . I want her to tell me where you were when this was happening . Is that OK with you ? - Who was killed ? - You know who was assaulted ? - No . No , I don't . - Why did you only ask who was killed ? Are n't you interested in who was beaten up ? Of course . Let me get her . She 'll clear @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ This is Detective Brown . He wants to ... I 'll ask her . - What 's your name , miss ? - Suzie . - Suzie what ? - Suzie Endicott . Miss Endicott , what time did you get here today ? - About 1:00 , was n't it ? 12:30 , 1:00 ? - About then . What time did you go out to dinner ? About 7:00 , 7:30 . - Where did you eat ? - The Ram 's Head . Where did you go after that ? We walked for a little bit and then we came back here . What time was that ? I guess we got back here about 11 . - Have you been here since ? - Mm-hm . Miss Endicott , did Mr Krutch leave you any time between 1:00 and now ? Yeah . When he went to the men 's room at the restaurant . - Happy now ? - Overjoyed . Mr Krutch , are you familiar with timetables ? - What do you mean ? Train timetables ? - No , investigating timetables . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What happened to your head ? I fell off a ladder . - I 'm sorry to hear that . - I want you to draw me up a timetable . I want you to list everything you did , and the exact time that you did it . From 1 pm to right this minute . We 'll wait . Hey ! Hey ! What are you doing ? ! Come on ! - Come on ! - Read the sign . I just put it there 30 minutes ago ! Come on ! 15 minutes ago , I just put it there . Ten minutes ago ! You bloodsucking witch ! - Lieutenant . - Did you find anything ? Nothing . Whoever killed Weinberg got his pieces of photograph . Or Weinberg stashed them someplace else , because I 've been through everything and there 's nothing here . So whoever did it got two pieces ? Weinberg 's and the copy of the piece I gave Weinberg . - I got your pants . - If you want ' em , you can keep ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a while . No . Hey , Lieutenant . We got your Mafia costume . What do we do with it ? Uh , pull over there and I 'll change in the car . Come on down , we can talk . I 'm gon na change in the car . That 's important . Let me write that down . Weinberg 's time of death was 5:30pm Saturday afternoon . And there were two witnesses and they each heard two shots . And the medical examiner , he said the time of death was also approximately 5:30pm , right ? - Right . - OK . Oh , McKittrick . In this jacket , you 'll find Krutch 's timetable with his whereabouts yesterday . Check it out and get back to me . - Where 's the pants to this outfit ? - They 're there . - I do n't see ' em . - Maybe they 're in the bag . Stay there . There 's a lady coming . - Detective Brown . - Yeah . Today is Sunday , so the Ferguson Gallery @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go in there and look around . - Can that be arranged ? - I think so . There might be a safe in there . Be nice to know what 's inside . Anything you can do would be appreciated . I 'll do my best , sir . And what do you plan to do now that you 're wearing that expensive suit ? Today is Sunday , so I 'll go to church . Signora , c ' ? un signore qui chi vuole parlare con lei . - Questo signore qua ? - Eccolo . Scusi , signora . I would like to offer my belated condolences on the death of your sister . You knew my sister Mary ? Not personally , but I knew her husband . He was a good friend . We did business together . Oh , you worked with Anthony ? Nice . - What 's your name ? - Columbo . La famiglia Columbo ? I 'm honoured to meet you . Can I offer you a ride ? Excuse me . I think you come here for other @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a piece of a picture that your sister left you in the will . - I know very little . - But you know about the full picture . That 's where they hid the treasure . Ma che tesoro ? What treasure ? Maybe I do n't understand . Did n't you tell the insurance man about a treasure ? No . When you gave him the piece of the picture and that list of names . Ma che lista ? I gave him a piece of a picture and he still has to pay me the money he promised . - You never gave him a list of names ? - No . Never . Thank you very much . Arrivederci . Buona fortuna . Signora , did anyone else show an interest in that picture ? Oh , yes . That Ferguson woman . Geraldine . Geraldine Ferguson . Through her messenger , Signore Khan . I could n't do business with her . My poor sister , she would turn in the grave if she knew that I did business with the innamorata of her husband @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ together ? ? stato uno scandolo . Was a shame for the family . You 've been very helpful . Thank you again . Senta . Maybe you can help me . Maybe you can , I do n't know , force that man to pay me the money he owes me . Times are not easy , you know . I see what I can do . - Oh , hell . - That 's right , here come the cops . He 's admitting it . Come in . I admire an honest man . - Drink ? Or is it too early ? - It 's nearly two o'clock . - Name it . - I 'd rather keep a clear head . OK , keep a clear head . I 'll have one , though , if you do n't mind . I find Sundays very boring . After I 've read Geoffrey Levin and the comics , there 's nothing exciting left . Who 's Geoffrey Levin ? - Arthur . - Yes ? That is what you call yourself , is n't it ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I 'm a cop working undercover . - You sure you 're not a mental patient ? - Pretty sure . Yesterday you were an insurance investigator . That was for your benefit . Today I had to visit the sister-in-law of a dead mob boss . Tony " the Nose " Bonamico . - Did he have a big nose ? - Yes , he did . He also had a girlfriend named Gerry Ferguson . - Arthur . - Yes ? That 's a nasty-looking bump on your head . - Yes , it is . - Does it hurt ? - A bit . - It 's awful-looking . Sit down . - What for ? - I 'm going to make you feel better . - I do n't think you ... - That 's right , do n't think . Sit there , stretch out your legs , relax , close your eyes . - Miss Ferguson . - Gerry . - Someone was murdered last night . - Who ? That man that kept visiting your gallery who said his name was Al @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - What was his real name ? - Mo Weinberg . Mean anything to you ? No . - What 's your real name ? - Lieutenant Columbo . - Your first name . - Lieutenant . - You 're putting me on . - On Wednesday ... - How did we get back to Wednesday ? - I took us back there . On Wednesday night , two men killed each other in a brawl . - Who ? - That 's not important . What is important is one of ' em had a piece of a photograph . Are we gon na start that again ? I already told you . We have reason to believe the fragment in the dead man 's hand was part of a larger picture showing the location of $4 million stolen from the bank six years ago . We also believe that you have another piece of that picture . And we want it . It 's as simple as that . What smoked you out , Arthur ? What made you drop the phoney cover ? - Afraid somebody else @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Me ? - Possibly . Whoever has a piece is in danger . For your own safety ... - Bullshit . - I beg your pardon ? The day the cops start worrying about anybody 's safety is the day ... I think we 'd better head downtown . Wan na get dressed ? No , I do n't . What 'll the charge be ? Drinking in my pyjamas ? Miss Ferguson , I 'm conducting a murder investigation . OK , OK , OK . Stop spouting legalities . Sit down . I 'd rather talk here than in some stuffy old squad room . - Do you have a piece of the photograph ? - Yes . - Where did you get it ? - My brother-in-law . - Leo D'Amore ? - Yes . - When ? - Just before the hold-up . - What did he say about it ? - That I should hold onto it . - Why you and not your sister ? - My sister 's a ditz , always was . - Leo knew who the smart one was . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What list ? - The list of names . - I do n't know anything about a list . - That 's a lie . I 've never seen it . You 're lying . We know your partner has it . Where did he get it ? I do n't know anything about it . What 's it supposed to be ? Forget it . Where 's your piece of the shot ? In the gallery safe . - Will you turn it over to me ? - No . - I thought you said ... - I said I 'd answer your questions . But the piece of photograph is my private property and I 'll do with it what I wish . - Thank you for your time . - So where are you going ? I 'm gon na try and find the person that murdered Mo Weinberg . Well , be careful . Lots of people with guns out there . - I 'll be seeing you again . - Sunday afternoons . Any other time , I 'm busy . All right , Ernie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back to the rental . I got your clothes . Wan na change now ? No , not this minute . Where 's Brown ? - Right there . - We got the blow-ups . Oh , good . That 's good . Jeff , move out . Let Ernie out . And bring my clothes . Hey , Zeke . Good to see you . I 've been waiting here for half an hour . I know you have . Give me a minute with the boys and I 'll be right with you . Have something on me while you wait . - Appreciate that . - Bill , give Mr Rivers a glass of water . The water here is outstanding . - I ca n't thank you enough . - My pleasure . Lieutenant , this is a blow-up of the torn list of names we got from Krutch . This is a blow-up of the list of names I took from Bramley Khan 's cash box . And this is a blow-up of the two pieces of paper put together . - Obviously a perfect @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ OK , just ... just talking out loud , the first four names on that list ... Weinberg , Dillinger , Ehrbach and Mary Bonamico - they 're all dead . And we have copies of Weinberg 's piece , of Dillinger 's piece , which we found in Ehrbach 's dead hand . Ehrbach 's piece , which we found in the light bulb socket . And Mary Bonamico 's piece , which we got from Krutch . And the fifth name on the list ... Geraldine Ferguson - just admitted she has another piece . And her piece is in her gallery in the safe . That 's the first thing we got ta do Monday - get a judge , warrant , and look at that safe . Regarding the sixth and seventh name on the list . Dorthea McNally and Derrick Combs . Now , we have gone over the directories for the entire Los Angeles area . There are two Derrick Combs . One in Riverside and one in Inglewood . Now , there are 64 McNallys , none of them named Dorthea . But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . On 6th Street , off Skid Row . Now , how do you wan na hit them ? If I can make a suggestion . We have your clothes here . And I think you 'd fit in nicely with the folks at Skid Row . Maybe you should take McNally . Sounds right . What do you think ? Sounds right . I 'll go after the two Derrick Combs . Fine . And we 'll meet at the squad room at six o'clock and we 'll see where we 're at . Lieutenant , we 're almost finished checking out Krutch 's timetable . So far , it 's rock solid . Everything checks . Irving Krutch . Zeke , still here ? Still here . Mr Rivers . What do you know about the parking on Kirby Street in downtown Los Angeles ? Know more about it than any man alive . Good . Let 's talk . What 's going on over there ? Will you two shut up ? - Yes ? - Miss McNally ? - I do n't take drunks . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Monroe . - Seriously . Let me show you my badge . Well , I ai n't hooking any more . I know that . That 's why you just told me to go away . That 's right . That 's why I told you that . That 's why you told me that . Here 's the badge . Your name Dorthea ? Did you know a Detective MacAvenie ? - MacAvenie ? - He was in homicide . MacAvenie ? MacAvenie ? I have this guy ... - What was his first name ? - Pat . Did he have a son on the force ? No . A brother . That 's him . I know him . I know the brother too . Oh , Pat . Pat was ... He was one hell of a cop . Did you know him ? Did I know him ? He was a lot of fun , was n't he ? You 'll never know . So are you gon na leave me in the corridor or invite me in to have a drink ? Well ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time you saw Pat ? That 's a while ago now . I 'm mad at him . - Well , he 's been sick . - Good . Next time you run into him , tell him to smarten up . I 'll do that . I notice you got a D in front of your name by the mailbox . That 's right . I put D instead of Dorthea so that men wo n't come round and bother me any more . Oh , that 's a good idea . OK , Dorthea . Dorthea , do you mind if I ask you about a photograph ? Huh ? A photograph . Do you mind if I ask you about it ? Oh , man . You guys . You sure know how to bring up ancient history . I must have posed for those pictures 20 years ago . I was some little cookie in those days . - I 'm not talking about a girly picture . - No ? What then ? I 'm talking about a picture that may have come into your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ years ago ? What do you remember about the National Savings and Loan hold-up six years ago ? Oh , now ... You 're jumping around real fast now . What do you remember about that hold-up ? Look , I have your word , you 're not gon na make any trouble ? You got it . My nephew was one of the guys that pulled that job . - What was his name ? - Petey Ryan . He 's dead now . They all got killed on that job . - Some bank robbers . - What about the picture ? What picture ? I do n't know what you 're talking about . A piece of a snapshot your nephew might have given you before he pulled the job . Jeez , it was six years ago . Try and remember . - I do n't even remember where I lived . - You can remember . Think . I think better when I 'm drinking . Have you got something in the house ? Yeah , but that 's my insurance , you know . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ later , buy a bottle . And if I remember about the picture ? - What about it ? - What 's it worth to you ? Two more 20s . Look , you 're taking up an awful lot of my time here . - Make it three more 20s . - You got a deal . You want some of this piss ? Makes you go blind , I understand . No , thanks . Here 's looking out for your whole family . This is poison . Absolute poison . I do n't remember any snapshot . You can remember . Think . I am thinking . Just shut up . My nephew , he was in and out all the time . - Who remembers ? - Where do you keep your valuables ? - What valuables ? - Important papers . Your birth certificate , your social security card . Social security card . I might have that . Where the hell is that ? My sister dropped something off . Do you remember a fighter , Tiger Willis ? - Willis ? No . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about him ? - I used to live with him . He got killed in the ring . Kid from Buenos Aires killed him . I was ringside . Bobby . That was his real name . Bobby Willis . That " Tiger " crap , that was just for the ring . Bobby always got me ringside . Here 's that thing my sister dropped off . There 's not much here . I do n't like memories . That 's all there is . I 'm looking for something small . Do you mind if I dump this out ? Go ahead . Careful . Careful with that . - Is that what you want ? - That 's what I want . Looks like Donald Duck . What ? Holy jamolies ! What ? " For D McNally . I 'm in a hospital . I 'm very sick . " " Mikey said to send you this if it ever looked like I was checking out . " " Well , I 'm checking out . Derrick Combs . " Do you remember getting this second @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ first one . - That 's 60 bucks you owe me , cookie . - Baby , you got it . All right , fellas . Here 's the four pieces we had at the beginning of the day . Here 's Krutch 's piece - that 's a corner piece . Weinberg 's piece , another corner piece . Ehrbach 's piece . That 's our light bulb piece which fits into Weinberg 's piece . Dillinger 's piece . There 's the belly dancer , which fits into Ehrbach 's piece . And here , courtesy of Dorthea McNally , bless her heart , is what we have at the end of the day . Keep your fingers crossed . Donald Duck . Yes . Yes , that fits very nicely between Ehrbach and Krutch . And Derrick Combs ' piece , it 's another corner piece . That inserts beautifully between Weinberg 's and Ehrbach 's . So now , what do we have ? Nothing . Nothing . You ca n't tell what in the hell it is . Which is the top and which is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Well , fellas , look at it this way . Mikey Ryan had two pieces . That 's the two I got from Dorthea McNally . My guess is each bank robber had two . That 's a total of eight . We got six . And tomorrow , when we get the warrant to search Ferguson 's safe , we 're gon na have seven . - One more to go ? - That 's my guess . And if there 's a lord above , then we 'll know where the money is . Let 's get some sleep . Oh , Lieutenant . Regarding Krutch 's timetable , everything fits . Every moment is accounted for . Mr Krutch has an airtight alibi . Mr Irving Krutch . Zeke , you still here ? - Still here . - Be with you in a minute . Been here 20 minutes . Without water . - How you doing ? - About 60% done . - You find anything ? - Not a thing . - Both sides of the street ? - Both sides . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ eight o'clock . - What 's the rush ? - Once we get that warrant , we 're close , and that 's going to be early tomorrow . You 're the boss . - When does the gallery open ? - 9:30 . Perfect . I ca n't wait to see that seventh piece . - You got the warrant ? - Yeah , right here . Yesterday , she said the piece was in the safe . Keep your fingers crossed . Lieutenant . Oh , my God . You all right ? What happened ? I must have fainted . All right . You 'll be OK . - She 's dead . - What ? Dead . - What about the list ? - What list ? The list of names of the people who had pieces of the photograph . I do n't know what you 're talking about . You never heard of Derrick Combs ? - No . - You never heard of Dorthea McNally ? No . Open this . - How did you know ? - Never mind . So you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Combs ? He was in the hospital . He was very sick . He had no interest in my offer . Did you try to get Dorthea McNally 's piece ? I was in her place , but I could n't find anything . Did you break into Mo Weinberg 's place ? I never heard of him . Do n't you read the newspapers ? Oh , you mean about his murder ? Yes , of course I read about his murder . I thought you were referring to my knowing him before that . - Did you kill Mo Weinberg ? - No , I did not , Mr Brown . Before the night of his murder , I did n't know he existed . Even though he was in the gallery several times to inquire about the photograph ? - Yes , but always using an assumed name . - Did you beat me up ? - I should say not ! - Where were you at the time ? - Home , in bed ! - When ? - The night you got beat up . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Gerry told me . - Who told Gerry ? - You , I would guess . - I never told her anything . Well , then , she must have known some other way . Maybe she was involved and hired someone to go to your hotel . - How do you know where it happened ? - She told me . - She said two men attacked me ? - Yes , she told me the next day . She could n't have said two men , because I just made that up . - Did you go after Weinberg after ? - No ! - You walked three blocks to his room ! - No ! - You killed him , admit it ! - You attacked me ! Yes ! No ! Yes ! Yes or no ? Yes or no , Mr Khan ? I ... I never intended to hit you . I simply wanted to force you to give me the piece that you had . And then , when you opened the door , I panicked , and I ... in that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Book him . First-degree assault . Before you do that ... Whoever killed Gerry did n't get her piece . That safe 's been opened and it 's empty . It was n't in the safe . Look , I do n't want to go to jail . I know where Gerry 's piece is . Can you help me ? We can talk about it when I get the piece . Excuse me . Voil ? . This is a key piece . Assault three - 30 days . This is a key piece because of this car . We know this is a road , and this furry stuff , that 's water . This photograph was taken from above . That 's why there 's no sky . We still do n't know where the money is . Maybe the eighth piece has the X on it . What 's he questioning Krutch about ? My guess - my guess because he does n't tell me anything ... my guess is the killings . But Krutch has airtight alibis . During every killing , he 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ little Italian lady , says she knows nothing about a treasure or about giving you a list of names . The old bag 's lying , it 's as simple as that . - But maybe you are . - Why should I be ? For God 's sake , I came to you with all this stuff . I 'm as anxious to locate the money as you are . OK , I 'll ask you again . Why would a nice old Italian lady , who incidentally , is waiting for you to fork over 1,000 bucks ... I 'll pay her . Do n't worry . Krutch does n't welsh . Why would this nice old Italian lady deny having told you anything about a treasure or a list of names ? I do n't know . Go ask her , I 'm telling you . She gave me the list , the photograph , and all the information tying it together . She says she only gave you a piece of the picture . She 's a liar . Sicilians are liars . - OK . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What 's that ? I wan na know where you were Sunday night when Geraldine Ferguson was killed . Oh , boy . Now , why would you wan na know that ? Because maybe you decided to take another look around the gallery , the way you looked around a few other people 's places . No . No , you have got the wrong customer . OK . So where were you ? I was in bed with Susan Endicott . Always in bed with Susan Endicott . - Hey , would n't you be ? - And , of course , she 'll verify this ? Go ask her , I 've got nothing to hide . Let 's do that . - What ? She 's here ? - Come on . I 'm here , Lieutenant . Been waiting 20 minutes . - Be with you in a bit . - Is that our man ? - Yeah . - What does he mean by that ? I do n't know . I just say yes . I do n't wan na get in a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sweetie . - Look what I got for tonight . - Tammy Wynette . Great . - And they 're front row . - Susan . Would you mind telling me where you were last night ? Sunday night . - At the movies . - Alone ? No , with Irving . And where did you go after the movies ? - Back to Irv 's place . - Do you have your own apartment ? Yes , but on weekends I usually like to sleep over at Irv 's . What time did you get back ? About 10:30 . - And then what did you do ? - We watched TV . And what did you do after you watched TV ? - We made love . - And then ? We went to sleep . And neither of you left the apartment between 11:30 and 3am ? No . I told you . First we watched TV and then we made love and then we went to sleep . And Mr Krutch never left the apartment ? No . If you were asleep , how would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Well , we did n't actually go to sleep till maybe about 2:30 . These things take time , you know . And Mr Krutch never left the apartment ? No . - Did he leave the bedroom ? - No . Oh , well , once . To get me fresh orange juice . Officer Brown . Mr Rivers , Miss Susan Endicott . Mr Rivers , Mr Irving Krutch . I 'd like to talk to Susan alone , so if you do n't mind ... - I do mind . I do n't want ... - That 's all right . Do n't worry about me . Things will be quicker this way . - See you soon . - Yeah . You got any more of those black Crows ? - Help yourself . - Oh , they 're not for me . Mr Rivers here , he 's partial to black Crows . - I ca n't thank you enough . - It is my pleasure . Miss Endicott , you just told us about Sunday . Now let 's go back to Saturday . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at Mr Krutch 's apartment around one and you and he were together until around seven , and then you went out to dinner . Is that accurate ? Yes . And you said that during that entire time , Mr Krutch never left the apartment . - Is that a fact ? - Yes . This is a parking meter . Mr Rivers , would you show Miss Endicott the photograph ? As you can see , ma'am , that meter , which is this meter , is located in front of a rooming house at 220 South Kirby . Can you see that , ma'am ? Zeke , would you now show the young lady what you 've got in the bag ? Before I forget , here 's a copy of Mr Krutch 's gun permit that you asked for . Yeah , but this gun has no bearing on our murder ? No . The murder weapon was a.32 Smith Wesson . Just for your edification , Miss Endicott , a man named Mo Weinberg was shot to death at 5:30pm on Saturday . And this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ showing this to me ? What are you doing ? What does this have to do with me ? It has a lot to do with your future , Susan . Bear in mind that this murder took place at 5:30pm Saturday . We have two witnesses who will testify to hearing two shots at that time . Miss Endicott , that meter was emptied of all coins on Saturday afternoon at one o'clock . That 's these coins . They do n't mean nothing . Forget about them . The coins on the table were inserted into the machine sometime between 1 pm and 6pm on Saturday . No coins came in after six , because after six the parking is free . All Saturday night and Sunday . And these coins were taken out of the machine early Sunday morning . So we know that the coins that you 're looking at were inserted into the machine sometime between 1 pm and 6pm on Saturday . Now , this particular coin , the one in my hand ... same as all the other coins , except for one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . A fingerprint that matches Mr Krutch 's fingerprint on this gun permit . So we know that Mr Krutch left the apartment sometime on Saturday , because we know that sometime between 1 and 6pm , he put this coin in that machine at 220 South Kirby Street . You wan na think about your story ? Mr Krutch is gon na be arrested - suspicion of murder . You stick to your story , you 're gon na be arrested - accessory to murder . Did Mr Krutch leave his apartment at any time on Saturday ? Yes , he left right after you called at four o'clock . - And what time did he come back ? - 6:30 . Did Mr Krutch leave his apartment at any time Sunday night ? Yes , he left at 12 midnight and did n't come back until three . Grazie . That rotten bitch . That rotten witch . And I do n't mean Susan . - Who ? - Mary Bonamico . - This is the eighth piece . - That 's right . The widow Bonamico told @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ where the money was . I paid her $40,000 . She gave me the piece I originally gave you . - This piece ? - Yes . And half the list of names . - Half the list ? This half ? - That 's right . That half . - But that piece . - The eighth piece . That she held back . I did n't know that existed till a couple of months ago . When she died . I got it from her sister . And naturally , you did n't give it to us . Naturally . It showed the exact location of the money , do you think I 'm an idiot ? Why did you kill Weinberg ? Because he had another piece and I wanted it . We were running a race . I knew I was ahead cos I had the piece with the X on it . But suppose you got cute and you did n't wan na show me anything else . Weinberg 's piece , that was insurance . - And Gerry Ferguson 's ? - Same thing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but she pulled a gun on me . I came so close to putting this all together . You guys helped me more than you realise . I came this close . Close ... but no cigar . Right , lift it up . Take it easy . Careful . Hey , easy . - Hey , there she blows ! - Do we know if there 's anything in it ? We 'll know in a minute , Lieutenant . This is it ! This is it ! It is all green ! Four million schmolies ! - Lieutenant , you do n't wan na see it ? - No , I saw enough of this case . Where are you going ? I 'm going to take my dog to the park . Toodle-oo . - " Toodle-oo " ? What ? - I do n't know .

@@5227341 Previously on The West Wing : Okay . Let 's go win this thing . Why is Greg Brock of the Times on your call log five times a week in the months before he published his leak story ? - You think the leak came from me . - You need to stop the investigation . - Excuse me ? - The evidence thus far suggests the leak came from the White House . We 're getting movement from Congress on education . - That 's the Santos plan . - Probably does n't have the votes ... - He definitely doesn't . ... but if he 's interested ... He 's interested because the Vinick camp told him to . - Could be . - Haffley 's playing you . No , actually he 's screwing you and for the moment we are comfortable with that . Scheduling and Advance is thinking little flags for Monday 's bill signing . - Little flags ? - American ones . We 've stopped using the skull and crossbones ? They wan na line the table with a big row of ... - Little flags . And the message is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do realize this is a fisheries bill ? - You 'd like them to come up with a ... Something a little more specific than a great big row of ... - Little flags . - Thank you . Little fish . - There 's a secret military shuttle , that that 's the only way to have repaired the space station ' s laboratory module . But with Brock refusing to answer grand-jury questions on his source for the top ... NASA announced the astronauts fixed the shuttle by themselves . - Anybody buying it ? - Not so much . We 've got a congressional committee investigating a national-security leak . Washington 's devolving into another gavel-splitting , nose-thumbing standstill . Not to mention the fact that a fisheries bill could be my legacy as chief of staff . - What 's this ? White House Counsel wants to put out a statement . - We worked out the language in the car . - " Respect for the paw " ? - " Law . " Respect for the law . - Looks like the " paw @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - You think this is a good idea ? The White House Counsel wants it out . You do n't think Vinick will stomp all over this ? I think the president and White House Counsel want it out . Now , if you don ' t think I have a personal stake in my economic plan if you don ' t think it 's personal for me hey , if the country does n't like it , I 'll be the first one unemployed . We ca n't hang on to the jobs of the past , none of us can . The entire store of human knowledge now doubles every five years . A child that is born tonight could live to see the 22nd century . If we nourish innovation , if we tear down red tape and regulation that child could lead a brand-new industry can cure a dreaded disease can touch a far horizon that we ca n't even glimpse yet . So if it 's personal for you , if you want your child to grow up in a world fueled by new @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Because you ai n't seen nothing yet ! Start by noon , the affiliates will carry ... Let 's start it by noon . Secret Service would prefer it if you did n't wade into the crowd . Tell them , put 40 electoral votes on the table , I 'll do whatever they want . How you doing there ? Thank you so much for coming . Hi , how are you ? Good to see you . Thanks so much for coming out . Popular Mechanics , 1949 . I 'm not making this up . They predicted : " In the future , computers will weigh no more than 1 and a half tons . " So if you think my plan for high-tech jobs is a little light , then ... Anybody got any questions ? - Hey , you here all night again ? - I thought you left at 10:30 . I came back when I saw the coverage of yesterday 's West Coast swing . Our economic message is working , so I 'm revamping the plan . We would have helped . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Tell Speechwriting to try a version that wins votes . And tell Advance I 'm canceling the foreign-policy reporters ' meeting and adding a town hall when he gets to Tampa . - What are those ? - People think campaigns are about two competing answers to the same question . They 're not . They 're a fight over the question itself . Now , Vinick is opening up a big lead on security issues . - That 's box one . - So we need to do more military . No , if the race is about that , we lose . But we 're way ahead on most domestic issues . This new economic message could be our ticket . We keep the conversation in box number two , we win this thing . - What 's box three ? - Trivia . Ephemera , stuff we ca n't control . From today on , every speech , every public event , box number two . - You do this on Bartlet 's campaigns ? - Toby Ziegler . Soon , we 'll go hairline for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ announcement about the leak . No , they 're trying to damp that story down . Tell it to CNN . Operator , get me Toby Ziegler , now . - Yeah . - Whatever you 're announcing tell me you 're gon na damp down this leak story ... We 're stopping our investigation to cooperate with Congress . Democrats do n't care if there are felons in the Sit Room . Santos is gon na get tarred with ... - saying the White House will halt its efforts to find the leaker . Bad news for Matt Santos , who just got the spotlight ... So a national-security leak , is that in box number three ? - The economy . They add serious lapses in national security . Santos has been trailing his opponent , Republican Senator Arnold Vinick ... Keep him away from the press . No . No talking to the press till we hear what Vinick says . - We should have somebody with him . - Bram 's with him . - A senior adviser , to handle things . - I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Media consultants are coming in an hour . - I 'm flying out this afternoon . - Josh ? Senator ! The president 's shutting his investigation of the security leak . Do you think there 's a legal basis ? If that were my White House , I 'd seal the doors and windows until we found that leaker . And then I 'd throw him in federal prison . Vinick 's public schedule . I need his schedule for the day . - Josh . - Is that the congressman ? What are they smoking in that White House of yours ? First they bogart my education plan for some congressional compromise then they serve up a big fat pitch for switch-hitter Vinick . It 's a legal strategy . We 've got ta avoid commenting or it 'll swamp our message . I have to make a statement . It 's all the press will wan na talk about . Any comment drags us into a bad story , miles off our economic message . I 'm having lunch with two dozen foreign-policy reporters today . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ For what ? For a town hall on high-tech jobs . And I 'm making it a reverse town hall . You ask people their personal stories . No one gets to ask you unscripted questions . He can handle tough questions . You should see him out here . All this attention on the leak story it 's magnifying the inevitable mommy problem . - Mommy problem ? - When voters want a national daddy someone tough and strong , they vote Republican . When they want a mommy to give them jobs , health care policy equivalent of matzo-ball soup , they vote Democratic . On domestic issues , we 're three points up . We 're better than Vinick on military . The congressman was a Marine pilot flying in the Gulf . Vinick never even served . Democrats do n't beat Republicans on security issues . I know it 's frustrating , but we have to stay in the box that we can win . That 's why Vinick attacked Bartlet . To force us back on security . We avoid the press and leave them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's right . One sentence and he boxes me into a corner , does n't even mention my name . We got ta get to this crowd event . We 'll see you in Tampa . - Thank you . - Thank you , sir . And having made the essential repairs to the space station ' s laboratory module NASA now expects the astronauts to return home within the next four to five days . It 's Josh again . I told him to call Toby . He insisted on talking to you . Find Toby , will you ? For the love of my sanity , talk to Toby . He 's my liaison to the campaign ... How could you let the president do this when I find a message that works ? - It was a legal decision . You work in the most politicized square footage in the country . You turned this over to the Republicans , who are gon na kill me with paper cuts leak every incriminating detail when it pleases them and I never get back to my issues . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out of this . Call for a special prosecutor ! You 're shutting down your investigation ? Go all the way . Take it out of the political arena for good . While you 're at it , find me a campaign liaison who 's not out to screw me . A prosecutor rifling through every can of trash from the past seven years ? Glad we have this chance to chat . The last one was so gratifying . I am begging you , get the politics out of this . You 're putting politics in it . You deal away my education plan . You don ' t give me a heads up on political tsunamis . I am the only thing between Matt Santos and the megaphone through which he is going to trash his own party 's White House . Skip Kentucky . We 'll hit it through Cincinnati media . Move this photo above the fold . Every time we talk about gun control we have to say we respect the rights of hunters and sportsmen right up front . The Post wants to know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ leak . Tell them no , not everything 's a conspiracy . But you changed to a reverse town hall because ... ? Certain things are conspiracies . - I need sexier economic policy . - Sexier . The press wants to write about the leak . We want the economy . - Let 's show a little leg . - By " leg , " you mean ... ? Targeted tax credits , preferably indexed to inflation . - When did you last go on a date ? - I do n't wan na talk about it . The Democratic media consultants are waiting . Okay , I 'm running a national campaign here . - By yourself ? - Joey , 12 days ago we were going on unemployment . We barely got the nomination . We spent the last four days arguing with the press over Leo 's cholesterol level . I delegate . - Name one thing you 've delegated . - I would n't have chosen this color . You have to hire some heavyweights . Bruno Gianelli . There goes half our budget on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a political director , a chief speechwriter . You do n't even have a communications director . There 's that huge empty office next to yours . Hi , I 'm Bill . They told me to show up after 10 . Absolutely . Welcome . You can follow me . There must be 300 people on staff . Surely a few of them are capable ... Not a single one of these non-shavers would challenge my assumptions stand up to me in a meeting ... - We thought we 'd try it with crime ... - Just do it the way I asked , okay ? I mean , this is n't summer camp . We 're not making tie racks out of plywood . Not everyone has the savvy to play the big game . This is your desk . Sit with Personnel . Diana will give you business cards . Policy working group starts at 3 . And that 's when I install the new phone lines ? - Front desk . Around the corner . - Thanks for the business cards . You bet . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ media consultants . If you 're not leaning on your staff , lean on them . These guys just want a slice of the DNC media budget . We slide them a contract so they wo n't snipe at us on Meet the Press . - Here 's the list of attendees . - What 's she doing on there ? You said be sure to invite Louise Thornton . I said be sure not to invite her . Thank you for coming to this strategy meeting . This is the greatest assemblage of Democratic talent since the last time Jed Bartlet dined alone . As you can see , we 're positioning Santos very strongly on domestic issues , especially the economy . With a little discipline , we can ride out today 's press storm . I want your input on our message and strategy . Your pals in the White House are creating this storm . They 're bungling this leak investigation . My Senate clients are nervous . - Mine too . - Very nervous . Obviously , the president 's got his legal strategy , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ repackaging Santos as a moderate ? No wonder half the Democrats do n't wan na share a stage with him . - Got ta repackage him . - Make him a moderate . We think when the voters see his record on deficit reduction and middle-class ... I do n't see why Santos is n't sticking it to Vinick with strong contrasts . - He should knife him . - With contrasts . We did n't have a full convention to define ourselves . We 're trying to run a positive campaign especially while the voters are learning about us . - Now , if you will look at the handout ... - You do n't really want our input . Everybody 's here for a piece of the media budget . So get to the point , please . It goes without saying that you will each be part of the DNC media buy as you can see on page two . - We 've got a strong story for voters . - We 're excited about the buy . If I did want advice on the message ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's that ? Because you do n't have one . She means that we can test some dynamic new spots . Yeah , that 'd really fill in the picture . I 'm not talking about 10-point plans or McGarry 's love of egg whites . I 'm talking about the iconic . Something you can put on a sticker that tells people who Matt Santos is . Eight days after the convention , I still do n't have a clue . - Where are you going ? - I do n't want a DNC contract . I just came by to see if this was your vanity exercise everyone says it is . Besides , if I take your money , how can I snipe at you on Meet the Press ? She does n't speak for all of us . We have a lot to talk about . If we could get back to the DNC ... Was that page two ? You and I have n't always been on the same side . You mean those four times I beat your candidates ? It was three times @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're right , I do n't have this iconic , symbolic thing . - My strong suit is n't ... - Is n't connecting with the electorate . ... reducing human complexity to a box of soap flakes , no . All I know about Santos is he 's smart and he 's cute . - That 's hardly the stuff of leadership . - It 's better than fat and dumb . That 's a good bumper sticker . You do n't need me . I think what you do is superficial , but I know it 's important or I would n't be asking you of all people for help . I 'm not a cultist like you . We have different approaches to campaigns . - I win them . - I 'm trying to be friends . You saw Vinick on TV this morning . It was n't about content but he was tough and authentic . He was Neil Young to your Neil Diamond . - I like Neil Diamond . - Sure . We ca n't fight about security . We 'll get killed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ economy . How about moving it to : While Santos was serving in the Gulf , Vinick was serving himself chardonnay ? That Santos is still serving in the reserves . He 's been in the Senate for 90 years . He was born in a hearing . If you 're not using the phrase " Beltway Arnie " ... We 're not going negative , not now , not first . You do n't think you 're running a negative campaign ? Why are you always talking about high-tech jobs ? Vinick uses a manual typewriter and his future 's a set of plastic gums . You 're doing political smear . I 'm saying do it right . - We 're getting lots of calls on this leak . - How many ? - 113 . - We 're not commenting . The Post still thinks today 's lunch was canceled because we 're hiding from the leak . - Tell them we cancel lunches all the time . We 're fast and nimble and move like the night , okay ? Do n't mind me . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Hang on . Manifest Lou for the Florida-California trip . - Ten minutes ago you did n't want her ... - Her ideas are nutty . She does n't play well with others , but she 's got an IQ of 200 . She knows this image stuff backwards and it 's better than having her lobbing mortars at me . - See if she wants the vegetarian option . - She 'll have the raw meat . I want you to come with me . You can pick up a bag on the way . If the congressman signs off , I 'm hiring you as director of communications . - I do n't think so . - I 'm talking about the future here . Yes , I do n't have any desire to play in your one-man band . I am asking you to meet with the next president of the United States . State 's about to brief POTUS and VPOTUS on the Norwegian working dinner . Will you make sure the NSC 's in the Oval ? State 's trying to do an end @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cregg . - Thank you . Plus , Brock still wants a few minutes . Tell him no . In Norwegian if you have to . That would be " nosk . " What is it ? Counsel 's office says the first round of subpoenas are coming and they start with junior staff . - Okay . Obviously , the focus is on the chief of staff 's office . On our office . - If there 's anything you want me to ... - I want you to tell the truth . Josh , you have a comment about this Bartlet situation ? I got brand-new policy , also known as hard news . Do n't all thank me . The congressman 's not taking questions ? He 's proposing a major new tax credit for research . It rewards innovation in the economy . - When will you make him available ? - After you write about the tax credit . Republicans are saying Democrats ca n't be trusted with national security ... Santos has to be furious at the president . How does Leo McGarry feel @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ reward innovation in the economy . - You have a comment on the Post ? - I 'm against it , off the record . There 's a story on their website that Santos has canceled four lunch events . - Lunch events ? - Yeah , why always lunches ? Let me get this ... They got a story that we 're canceling lunch events ? Four in two weeks . They 're calling it " Santos Siesta . " First , that 's ridiculous . Second , it 's a cheap stereotype . - Why is it always lunches ? - You ca n't be interested in this . As opposed to the same speech we 've written about two days in a row ? - We 'll see you after the event . - You heard about the siesta . When I said to say we cancel lunches , it was n't to emphasize ... We cancel lunches all the time . A fine-line situation . - Not really . - So how do we deal ? We hold lunch events this week . I do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sandwich and call it a lunch . - Does n't this fall into box three ? - I use a message grid , so sue me . That is what happens when you fight scandal with spreadsheets . I 'm running a presidential campaign . You got a better idea ? I 'll take it . Vinick 's slugging you . How about slugging back ? This lunch thing was our goof . You do n't think somebody 's looking for them ? We do n't give them anything else , by the end of the day they 'll file stories about the tax credit . - I 'm not commenting on the leak . - This is n't about the leak . - Do n't tell me there 's another ... - No , this one you 're gon na like . So is this covered in Josh 's press memo ? No , it 's in Josh 's scheduling memo . It 's a listen-only conference call . We 'll do it right after the reverse town hall . You talk about the tax credit for reporters but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I can open it up to hand gestures . Then you 're meeting Lou Thornton , a media strategist Josh wants to hire . Oh , she wins a lot of races . She probably wo n't do it , but she is what we need in Communications . Aggressive , out-of-the-box . Her ideas would be heavily filtered through me . - Anything you can do to get her . - I 'll grab you when they start your intro . So let me guess , the press is going bananas because I have n't been commenting on the leak . I think I have a way to close the security gap overnight . Strafing runs over the National Press Club , huh ? TIME magazine has a copy of a letter from the Marine Reserve command . You 've been called up for reserve training in Fort Worth , Texas , for two days . - The Tuesday after Labor Day . - How 'd the press get this before me ? From now on , you 're gon na be the last person to read a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in July . Deck the halls with guns and ammo . This is what we could n't do at the convention : You in fatigues , wind in your hair , trench knife in your teeth . This is an annual required thing , right ? Do a physical , some flight hours , marksmanship ... With very big guns . Guns are very big . - It wo n't look like a stunt ? - Following orders . - They 've started your intro . - Okay . Sir , give me your best bottle of champagne . Make it your 10th best . Nothing with a screw-off top . - Remember me ? - Watch the reverse town hall . They 're doing introductions . Leave so I can talk about stuff you ca n't hear . Sure thing . We 're about to make a big announcement . Two days after Labor Day the congressman 's doing reserve duty in Texas . He 's following orders . We announce it without comment . - Picture 's worth a thousand bayonets . - Fantastic . Coordinate a press @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ uniform fits like a glove . Work with the congressional office , get documentation . - Documentation . - Lay it out for the press : Dates , details , how he 's done this every year like clockwork . Sometimes he resets the clock . When it needs rewinding , just when it needs ... He 's postponed it a few times . For critical national-security votes in the Congress . Usually to campaign for reelection . I think once because his daughter was sick . - Matthew Santos ! - We 've been getting press inquiries . - Yeah , I 'm sure . A lot of them , on why we ended this internal investigation and how we plan to deal with it ... - Refer them to Counsel 's office . - Which is good ... - Wall this off from the White House so we can do some governing . - Counsel 's not taking questions . - Some walls are thicker than others . - See your call sheet . There are reporters outside your office ... Which is why I 'm nowhere near @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Aside from Arnold Vinick 's plan to turn the government into Dragnet ? I know it 's bad politics . It 's for the right reasons . Men with good reasons should n't set precedents for men with bad ones . - What 's this ? - Witness list for congressional hearings . - What I could get . - Greg Brock will refuse to testify . Think Congress holds him in contempt ? First Amendment is n't what it used to be . - I 've been avoiding him all day . - As you should . So I moved it around a bit . At least I did real reserve training with the big guns every year . Almost . It 'll look like a stunt , wo n't it ? Fourteen weeks before the election , trailing on security you skipped it for politics and Flintstones chewables we announce you 're putting on a uniform the first day of fall campaigning ? It 'll look like Ringling Bros . Barnum Bailey Circus . Five minutes , then a clutch with the city council chair before we take @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? " Lou " started in college when I signed up for men 's intramural softball . They were a player short . Turned out I was the best hitter . - So Lou . - Louise is fine . What did you think of the reverse town hall ? I did n't like your joke about being unemployed . - Just a funny line . - Shaving cream and seltzer are funny . Unemployment 's not funny . I got the council chair after this . We could go egg her house . Was there anything that you liked about the town hall ? Sure . I assume you have people around to tell you how great you are . If you do n't , you should hire some . They 're wonderful . No , we pay a premium for that . Are you familiar with the mommy problem ? - I am . - Do you think I have one ? That 's something you have to answer yourself . Beltway Arnie 's kicking you all over the map . The White House is treating you like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you have what it takes to come out of the protection program and kick back . Councilwoman Stone , the next president . - Hello , pleasure to meet you . - Nice to meet you . Hello , how are you ? Oh , we 're gon na take a picture here . Okay . Great . - Mr . Lyman , have you okayed banner ... ? - Not now . - We have three print requests for ... - Later . We got ta write up some options . This press marginalia can wait . Great . He 's postponed his reserve drilling a third of the time . Forty-one percent . Whoever gave that letter to TIME has to know that . He stayed in the reserve all these years . Our problem is Santos served too much , whereas Vinick never even served . - You 're gon na be good at this . - What was option one ? Reporting for duty right after Labor Day looking like a gun-toting , flag-waving phony . - A no ? - No on option one . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're ... ? - It 's a law-school study trick . Not getting up till we figure this out . Option two , postponement . Highlights previous postponements , if they even grant him one this time . - Congressman . - Stay seated . I got the high-tech CEOs waiting for me across the hall . I wanted you to know I got Lou to come onboard . - Director of communications . - That 's terrific . You were right , she 's what we need , a whole different take . - I did n't think she 'd do it . - There 's just one small condition . - What 's that ? - Reporting directly to me . If you got a minute , we got an AP problem . - I do n't . Edie , will you tell him why ? - He does n't have ... I 'm trying to solve a problem 50 times bigger than some AP nonsense . I 'll handle it later . - You 'll wan na handle it now . - What ? The AP @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ place at our hotel in Cleveland . - Photograph ? - Of the congressman 's bed . I need a moment . Can you seal the elevator ? - Is this about TIME magazine ? - I 'm working on that . - Hi . - Maybe Lou 's right . Maybe there is a coordinated effort to throw us off our game . Maybe it 's Vinick , maybe the RNC . I do n't know . - What are you talking about ? - AP has a photograph of something that happened in Cleveland in your hotel bed . Is there anything you 'd like to tell me ? His name is Bruce . He 's a flight attendant on Aer Lingus . They 've got a connecting hub out of Hamburg . At first it was long walks along the Reeperbahn ... - I 'm sorry , but I have to ask . - Jeez . - It 's my job . I 'm sorry . - Wait a minute . Cleveland ? - I do n't understand . - He would n't let me in . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've never been stuck in box number three . - Tell me what happened . - He demolished his bed . - Demolished it ? - It was his wife 's only night on the road . It was an old wooden bed . Hand cranks , what-have-you . - Hand cranks ? - And what-have-you . As much as I respect good craftsmanship I 'm still not clear about what happened . - They broke it together . Get it ? - Wire photo 's out . - Oh , my . - Hurricane Santos . You repeat that outside this room I 'll have you knocking on doors in Alaska , not the urban part . Give me that . That guy 's the next leader of the free world . I wo n't have us ogling his dirty ... You know . The hotel proprietor claims the bed was steel-reinforced . We have a bigger problem than Helen 's Ohio surprise . He 's been called up by the reserves after Labor Day . - Two days of marksmanship and training . - Bless his broken headboard @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Postponed it ? - Forty-one percent of the time . " See you when I 'm done with government business " ? As in , " See you when it 's convenient and no one has a runny nose . " If I 'd had a full convention , I would 've had Marines in the parking lot in foxholes . You wo n't lift a finger against Arnie , who never served and who flopped his way through years of hearings . I 'm not going negative . People barely know who Santos is . A vacuum gets filled . That 's why he 's the swinging king of the siesta . You wo n't admit the obvious , that the president screwed up on the leak . The president is trying to take politics out ... Why not call a prosecutor ? Why wo n't Santos call for one ? You 're my communications director . Help me solve this problem . You 're the problem , not some box on a grid , not the reserves . No negative campaigning , no outside opinions within @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with your pals at the White House . When are you gon na stop drinking the Kool-Aid ? I need Hobson at Treasury . They 're worried about currency devaluation in Argentina . While I like a nice prime rib for 35 cents , the OAS ai n't buying . - The message for Monday 's bill signing ? - Scheduling and Advance wants flags . This is America . I want an actual message . I 'm gon na read them the riot act to the tune of " Battle Hymn of the Republic . " - Greg Brock is in your office . - Why is Greg Brock in my office ? He walked in , he would n't leave . I did n't think you 'd want Secret Service . Think again . We 're professionals . We 're under investigation by professionals . It 's bad enough you 're all over my call sheet . Congress has every paper aside from my crosswords . Leave this office before I call in an armored division . - I have a question about daycare . - Toby covered @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's pushing after-school care . - We ca n't get that out of committee . - That 's great . Della 's 4 and a half . Now , she can live with her mom while I 'm in prison but her mom travels for her job . Why is n't there some voucher you can give your kids to come with you and get them into daycare wherever you go ? Prison ? I would n't talk to the grand jury . I was held in contempt . I report to Cumberland Minimum Security Prison tomorrow . - Should be on Fox by now . - You can appeal . He refused to stay the contempt . At least 18 months . I have to appeal from behind bars . You do n't have to worry about your call sheet . Name your source . I always liked you in that suit . He 's already late for the state party reception downstairs . No . No , Helen , I do n't . No . No ... I mean , short of us crawling under there with a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't see how we could ... Oh , yeah . Because I personally love the fact that it 's in all the papers and ... Honey , bring a sledgehammer with you when we meet in Michigan and we can ... I got ta go . Bye . - How many papers is this gon na be in ? - It 's all over blogs and cable shows . Now the first-tier press gets to cover the coverage . This is my fault . I should have pushed out more policy . I knew it would be hard to hit back against this phony , superficial crap . I do n't think it 's phony or superficial . These stories stick when it confirms what people think . - Face it , nobody knows what to think . - So we deserve it ? You have n't given an alternative formulation on who he is so he 's taking blow after blow . - I 'm positioning him as a guy with ... - How about a guy with a spine ? You wan na hit back , get sucked @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get distance from the leak . President 's approval is at 66 percent . The leak has barely made a dent . That 's why he seems like his infant cousin . I 'm sure you 've never presented that argument . Okay . You want me to have a spine , you want me to be nice to my cousin . - Let 's talk about my reserve drill . - You have to resign your commission . - Sir , she 's right . - You ca n't show up after Labor Day when you 've postponed service five times . It 'll look like the mother of all staged photo-ops . Because I moved it ? You wear a uniform when it fits your schedule . And never mind my 25 years of military service compared to Vinick 's none . Never mind one of the most pro-military voting records of the Democratic caucus . Why 'd you leave active duty ? You went to Annapolis for free . The taxpayers were supporting your career . Your trench mates do n't have a story to tell ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ready to be president of the United States . We have a civilian-led military . You are through playing G.I . Joe . He has to get to the reception . TIME 's called twice . We have to tell them something . Tell them if the country does n't like my military record I 'll be the first one unemployed . Tough press day . " Vinick 's comments called into question the Santos campaign 's support of the Bartlet White House as Congressman Santos parried tabloid charges and strained to articulate a message . " " Strained to articulate . " It 's like he was drooling into a cup . So Vinick won the day . Yeah , by walking five feet from his office while the Latin Luther Vandross napped his way across the continent . - Now can we revisit the Bartlet question ? - Hi , let me introduce myself . - I 'm the problem . - I interpret the facts , I read the data . Which is why you need me and why you resent me . I 'm not a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ completely untethered to your crazy cults of personality . Also known as " ethics . " What is unethical about saying , " Jed Bartlet is a great president . Make way on Mount Rushmore . But in this one instance , this lapse in security , he goofed " ? - Someone in your White House goofed . - I read that data too . No one thinks the White House goofed . It 's a press obsession . A Vinick trick to get us onto issues that we ca n't win on . Do you think Vinick participated in last night 's tracking poll ? It took us a couple hours to place Helen on that trip . Remember , she came out as a surprise for you . Anyway , that 's why some of the stories imply that ... - What is this ? - Polling question from last night 's track . " Was the president right to end his investigation of a classified security leak ? Yes , 27 . No , 54 . Do n't know , 19 . " Are you suggesting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that . But you asked me to run this campaign . I do n't want you thinking I 'm holding back data . - Hi . - Congressman Santos ? You guys got a job to do , whether I like it or not so I 'm not gon na pretend that the afternoon naps and the bedside shrapnel do n't make for good newspaper copy . So I 'm going to address this once , just this once and that 'll be the end of it . Okay ? No way was that bed steel-reinforced . Still no comment about the president stopping his investigation ? You know , if that were my White House , I 'd call in the FBI . I would do everything in my power to cooperate with both Congress and the grand jury . I 'd play it by the law , not by politics . And in case you have n't noticed , that 's exactly what this president is doing . Certainly no one expected today 's decision which means that Greg Brock must report to jail immediately . That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Maryland immediately , without any appeal without any time to make his case to a higher level of court . - Did you see ? - Yeah . - I need Scheduling and Advance . - Scheduling and Advance ? Why ? The fisheries bill signing . They think our message should be a row of flags . - It was my idea . - A row of flags ? Because he 's the American president and he signed a bill into law . As long as we 're being investigated by our own government I do n't see why we should be any more clever than that . - Of the White House press corps . One of the deans of the Washington press corps , if you will . - The First Amendment is sacrosanct . I 've been thinking about the reason I beat you on those primaries . You would n't pound your candidates like I did . This is too important to make it personal . It 's different when you build a candidate from nothing . When you 're the person he looks to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . Just Josh . I appreciate what you said about the president . I 've been thinking about the reserve drill . I think you should do it . Get the past postponements out today , ahead of the letter . - If they slam us for it , we 'll deal with it . - Look out the window . It 's the Rocky Mountains . - You turned the plane around ? - We 're going to Fort Worth . The Marine commandant in Washington ... He was my CO in the Gulf . - He said I could get it out of the way right now if I want . You know , I did n't have as much as a high school diploma in my gene pool . That commission 's the reason why I 'm on this plane . I 'm not giving it up . Before anybody in the press gets a chance to take a shot at us the whole country sees you in uniform . Better cancel our schedule for the next two days . Sorry about Lou before . She @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it through me . - Some of her ideas are extreme . - Does n't mean I do n't need them . - You feel you need her at the table ? - I feel you do . - And others . - There has to be somebody in charge to filter out knucklehead stuff . - On the Bartlet campaign ... - Jed Bartlet was in charge . You were right about the president . Louise was right about leaving a vacuum . I need to hear it all . Yep ? They 're ready with that state briefing in the staff cabin . We 're gon na beat him on security issues , beat him on domestic issues ... We 're gon na beat him on trivia too . The Santos campaign refused to comment on the drill saying the candidate was taking care of a personal obligation and would return to economic themes when he ... I think it 's a charade , a made-for-TV movie . Why do you think he stayed in the reserves ? Vinick takes a shot at the president . Maybe he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and then says , " Hey , I don ' t just fund planes ... " We jumped four points in last night 's poll . What about the gender gap ? Might wan na use " Congressman Casanova " in an ad . - Half the press are calling it a stunt . - They 're all running footage . - When he goes on offense , he goes . - Welcome to the cult of personality . I need that brochure copy on his military record . Edie , get Helen 's schedule . We want her on the road at least three days when he gets back from Texas . Ronna , Ned , foreign-policy events . Best idea gets an extra fortune cookie . - Are we ordering Chinese ? - I 've got menus . - Get the foreign-policy binders ... - Plus economic announcements ... - Santos in that flight suit ... Aides of Senator Vinick say that he will stick to his game plan that they are confident that on national security and other issues their candidate has a commanding advantage . Subtitles @ @ @ @

@@5227441 Captioning made possible by comedy central ? I 'm going down to south park ? ? Gon na have myself a time ? ? Friendly faces everywhere ? ? Humble folks without temptation ? ? Going down to south park ? ? Gon na leave my woes behind ? ? Ample parking day or night ? ? People spouting " howdy neighbor " ? ? Headed on up to south park ? ? Gon na see if i ca n't unwind ? ? So come on down to south park ? ? And meet some friends of mine ? Mom ! Mom ! Mom , seriously ! Something wonderful has happened ! What is it , snookums ? Mom , look- The tooth fairy ! I put a tooth under my pillow And she gave me $2.00 ! She 's only given me a lousy quarter before ! Oh my , she must think that You are a very special little muffin . Yeah , this isso tits ! Do n't say " tits " , eric . Oh , i mean , this is so cool ! Well , perhaps now you should take that money And open @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Heh , you can compound daily my ass with interest , mom I 'm goin ' to the toy store , and buy me a skateboard . But eric , i think maybe The tooth fairy wants you to use that money To learn about saving . Mom , you do n't know what the tooth fairy Wants me to do with this money , okay ? You 're not the tooth fairy ! I 'll see you later . Oh man , this is so tits ! You guys , you 're not gon na believe this ! Oh my god , you guys ! Just wait ' til you hear this , you guys ! I 'm rich ! I 'm totally rich ! Are n't you stoked ? What the hell 's wrong with cartman ? He 's fat and he 's stupid ? Look at what the tooth fairy left me last night ! $2 . Oo ! No way ! For one tooth ? For one tooth ! Dude , every time i lost a tooth , i only got a quarter . I only @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ does n't matter , Because i have an idea that is totally tits ! Totallywhat ? Look , i do n't know why the tooth fairy Is being so cool to me , Maybe she 's hot for me , i do n't know . But if we all chip in with teeth , Then i can hide them undermy pillow And we can get enough money to buy asega dreamcast ! Sega dreamcast ? All we need is teeth . I already lost all my baby teeth . Me too ! Uh-Uh ! You still have baby teeth , kenny ? Mph-Mmp ! Kenny , think about it ! Do n't you want asega dreamcast ? No , i do n't ! Thank you Alright , kenny 's in , you guys ! Tits ! Okay , the string is tied to kenny 's tooth , You ready over there ? Almost , you ready , timmy ? Timmy ! When i say go , You slam your electric wheelchair into high gear , okay , timmy ? Timmy ! Right , you 're timmy . Timmy ! Gim @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it has to be you , kenny . Because your family is poor , And therefore has bad oral hygene So your teeth are gon na fall out someday , anyway . If you think about it , You should actually be thanking us . Oh , thank you , guys ! You 're welcome , kenny ! F - Phk-Ymph ! Alright , get ready , timmy . Timmy ! Hey , guys , what are you doin ' ? What does it look like , butters ? We need a tooth , So we 're using timmy 's wheelchair To pull out one of kenny 's . Oh , hey , i got a loose tooth right here . You what ? You what ? You what ! Timmy ! Yep , one of mine came out not two hours ago . Uh , butters , could we have it ? Well , heck no , you ca n't have it ! Why i 'm gon na stick it under my pillow And get money from the tooth fairy , She always gives me 50 ? a tooth @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Dude , maybe we do n't have to Rip a tooth out of kenny 's mouth . Yeah , we just have to get butters ' tooth . Whoo-Hoo ! How we gon na get it from ' I'm ? I guess we 'll have to sneak into his house After he goes to sleep tonight . Yeah , let 's go ! Go , timmy , go ! No , timmy , wait ! Thing wo n't gim me ! Oh ! Hey , you guys , i can see kenny 's little ping-A-Ling ! Wa-Aaa ! Higher , you guys ! Christ , why did we pick the fat guy to lift up ? Ow ! Careful , you assholes ! To the left , you guys , left ! No , camera left ! Camera left ! That 's it , now down ! What the - Who 's there ? Who is that ? I am the tooth fairy , my child . Oh , sorry , miss fairy , i did n't mean to gaze at you , I 'm back asleep now , see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your pillow ! Oh , gosh , i did n't think you 'd be so fat . Hey ! Come on , fat ass ! Do not open your eyes until morning Or else i will kick you in the nuts ... Ahh , in the nuts . Yes , ma'am ! Well ? Bullseye ! ? Tucky-Tucky time ? ? It 's the best time of the night ? I love that song , mom . Sing it again ! No , honey , mommy 's got to save her throat . I have to work tonight ! Okay . Goodnight ! What do you have there , eric ? Another tooth fell out today . I 'm leavin ' it for the tooth fairy . Oh my , the tooth fairy will have to give you A big surprise for losing two teeth in two days ! I know , huh ? You guys ! Oh my god , you guys You 're not gon na believe it ! It 's beyond rational thought ! Holy crap , you guys ! Did the tooth fairy come ? $4 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Do you guys know what this means ? Yeah , we just got ta keep finding teeth And putting them under your pillow . Dentist office . Oh hello , dr . Roberts ? It 's miss cartman . Oh , yes , miss cartman , what can i do for you ? Well , it 's my son , He 's lost a lot of his baby teeth And i was starting to get worried . Well , losing baby teeth is a natural thing , miss cartman . How many has he lost ? About 112 . 112 ? Yes , 15 of them in one night . Perhaps he should switch toothpaste ? Your son would n't happen to be an alligator , would he , no ? Hmmm , i see . Well , i 'm afraid i ca n't help you right now . The american dental association convention is this week , But as soon as i get back , i 'll look into it . Oh , thank you . Freebie next week ! What ? Daa-Tooth ? What the hell ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ forgot to bring me money last night . Call the police ! Oh , eric-Poopy , sit down , Mommy has something to tell you . It 's just that ... well There is no tooth fairy , eric . I 've been putting all that money under your pillow And because you 've had so many teeth fall out , I 've actually run out of money And ca n't go to the grocery store for at least a month . You almost had me for a second there , mom . " There 's no tooth fairy " I suppose next you 're gon na tell me There 's no santa claus , easter bunny , or jesus either . Mom ? I 'm sorry , eric , all children find out sooner or later . You 're serious ? There really is no tooth fairy ? No honey , it 's just-How could you lie to me , mother ? Lie right to my face ? Oh eric , it 's just part of being a child . How can i trust you ? How can i @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... to make it in this life , I can only trust myself . Myself , and willikins bear , of course . Eric , eric , wait ! No , mother ! No more lies ! Dude , where 's the money ? There is no money . No more money ? What are you talking about , cartman ? We 're only $167 away from getting a sega . I know ! Cartman , what 's going on ? You guys ... Oh , god , i do n't even know how to tell you this ... Tell us what ? You guys , there 's no tooth fairy , you guys . There , i said it . What do you mean , there 's no tooth fairy ? My mom 's been giving us the money all this time , Your parents are the ones that left you money . Dude ! That ca n't be ! My parents would n't lie to me . But now my mom has given me so much money That she 's bankrupt and we 're poor , like kenny @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wrong ! If my dad says that something is real , Then it 's real ! Kyle , open your eyes , man ! It 's not true ! Oh , hello , son . Dad , there is so a tooth fairy , huh ? What ? Oh ! Kyle , let 's have a little talk . Oh my god , youdidlie to me ! No , kyle , she 's just make-Believe . Like peter pan . Peter pan too ! ? Kyle ! What about moses , and abraham ? Well , they were probably real . Probably ? Is atlantis real ? Probably not . Aahhh ! But kyle , adults make up those things Because they 're fun for children ! Fun for children ? Look at me , dad ! I do n't even know what 's real anymore ! Aaahh ! Man , i ca n't believe all our parents Lied to us about the tooth fairy . What about dan rather , do you think he 's real ? Naw man , that 's just a tv show . You guys @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What ? That your parents lied to you too ? Yeah , but it 's okay , We can still get oursega dreamcast . How ? Look , the tooth fairy is all made up , right ? All made up , not real , nothing 's real . So all we have to do , Is go to a really rich kid 's house Put our tooth under his pillow Wait for his parents to leave him a whole butt-Load of money Then sneak back in and take it ! Woo-Hoo ! The kid 'll never even know . Oh dude , that istits ! That is big fat oprah tits , right there ! Oh my god , what if i 'm not real ? We can take the bus to the city There 's super-Rich people down there . Yeah ! I mean , what if i 'm just part of my parent 's reality ? C'm on , kyle ! What if this is all just somebody 's dream ? Wow ! Look at the size of these houses ! Told you , dude , Cherry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bet these kids get 10 bucks a tooth From the " tooth fairy " . Hey , that house looks perfect ! There 's obviously kids living there . Here , you can tell this is the kids 's window ' Cuz it 's gotmegaman stickers on it . Cartman , once you 're in the kid 's room , Leave the tooth under the pillow , then come back out . We 'll wait for the parents to see it and leave money , Then swing you back in to grab it . Got it . This is the smartest business venture , ever ! What the- ? Hey , what the hell are you guys doing ? We 're gon na sneak a tooth under this rich kid 's pillow Then come back and take the tooth fairy money That his parents leave him . Hey , you ca n't do that ! Why not ? Because that 's what we 're going to do ! Yeah , you ripped off our idea . What the hell are you talking about ? We 've been doing this for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ costume ! You think anybody 'd believe you in that ? It 's better than your dress ! You look like a bad jennifer lopez nightmare . How dare you ! Look , this is our turf , You better scram before the boss breaks your legs . You scram , we were here first ! What 's going on ? Oh , it 's the tooth fairies ! Oh , nice going ! Now you woke him up . Youwoke him up ! I do n't have any loose teeth , miss fairies . But i have been a very good boy . Shut up ! Shut up ! Shut up ! Alright , that does it ! C'm on we 're going to see the boss ! Who 's the boss ? Loogie . My associates here tell me you were working cherry creek tonight . Is that true ? Uh , yeah . Right on our turf , boss , I ai n't never seen that kinda disre-We were there first ! Kids been doing the tooth fairy racket in this town for years I do it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ oldest brother before that . Damn it ! And we thought we were so original ! Let me ask you something , You were gon na sneak a tooth under this rich kid 's pillow ? Then what ? What do you mean ? How were the kid 's parents going to know There was a tooth under their child 's pillow ? Ha ! You guys do n't even know How the tooth trade works ! What 's the tooth trade ? Look , any shmuck can sneak through a window Wearing a pretty dress . The tooth racket is much more involved . We keep careful track of what houses we 've hit So we do n't hit the same ones twice in less than 2 months . We not only have to sneak a tooth under the pillow But leave a note for mom and dad to see . This is how we let the parents know To leave money under the pillow . Once the notes have been placed in the last house , We start all over , going back to the first house . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ collect money . And the kids never know what hit ' em . Wow ! Wow ! Wow ! The hardest part is getting teeth . We 've tried various places ... Cemetaries ... Hockey games ... Anywhere we can find them . No ! The teeth we do manage to acquire Are then sorted according to size , color and quality . But there 's never enough teeth ... Never enough . Amazing ! Man , that is tits ! And now my only problem is : What do i do with you ? Raarr ! Tell you what , how would you like to Run the south park tooth racket for me ? Oh , i do n't know . It 's that or i can cut off you penises . Hmmm , work for you , or have my penis cut off . Work for you , or have my ... ? Cartman ! How much do we get if we work for you ? I 'll cut you in at 2% 2% or have my penis cut off ... ? We 're in ! Fellow dentists @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ reports Of missing teeth from all over the country There are also reports of missing tooth fairy money . We believe that there can be only one logical reason for all of this . A giant half-Chicken , half-Squirrel That steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep In order to build some kind of a giant nest For its genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring . We believe also , That this creature would have at least a mild understanding Of algebra . Uh , excuse me , i think i have a more logical theory . Well , by all means , mr . Foley , enlighten us . I think what we 've got here is a black market tooth racket . Something where one group is stealing the money and teeth From another group for a profit . Ha ha ! Ha ha ! Ha ha ! Ha ha ! Ha ha ! Ha ha ! Oh , mr . Foley , you realize how ridiculous that sounds . It 's not ridiculous , it 's very possible ! I 've seen it happen @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ha ha ! Ha ha ! Ha ha ! Ha ha ! Ha ha ! And where , pray , is this mon-Tree-Al ? Look , i know how to handle this . All we have to do is bring down the kingpin And the rest will fall . You 'll see , i 'll have it taken care of in a matter of weeks . Very well , mr . Foley , you go on your wild goose chase ! And meanwhile , we 'll deal with therealproblems at hand . I will ! Anyway , the half-Chicken half-Squirrel Would most likely be 3 to 4 ? feet tall His large beak is probably detachable And works as a flotation device . Hello there , children ! Hey , chef ! Hey , chefhey , chef ! We all want double desserts today ! Oh , well , i 'm afraid that the school charges extra for that . Oh yeah well , that ai n't nothin ' but athang . Oh my god ! There 's got to be at least $15 here . That 's right , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at you cute little crackers With your money , and your fancy clothes and your cellphones It 's almost like you were-Oh my god ! Children ! What have i old you about drugs ? That there 's a time and a place for everything And it 's calledcollege . That 's right ! And the only thing worse than doin ' drugs , is dealing ' drugs . I 'm gon na tell you about when i was your age And got offered drugs . Oh , c'm on now . Hey kid , you wan na try some dope ? What ? C'm on , kid , do n't you wan na get high ? Hey man , i do n't need dope . Let me sing you a little song . ? I ca n't wait until i grow up ? ? And my wienie gets big and strong ? ? ' Cuz when it does , i 'm gon na find you ? ? And make love to ya ' amanda , all night long ? ? I 'm gon na make love to ya ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hell is he talkin ' about ? And this toothpick is gon na turn into an oak tree . I 'm gon na knock down Uh , chef ! Knock you over Chef ! Knock you all around . Chef ! Huh ? We 're not dealing drugs . You 're not ? No . Oh , uh ... well , children , Whatever you 're doing , just remember this : Having money may seem fun but ... Oh , never mind . Thanks , chef . Thanks , thanks , chef . Damn , that little amanda was fine . I got ta look her up . Dude , having this much money is great ! Working for loogierules . Yeah , but you know ... why do we need loogie ? We know how the trade works Why do n't we do it ourselves and keep all the profits ? We ca n't do that , dude , loogie will kick our asses . Oh , what the hell is that little pollock gon na do ? C'm on you guys , i say we create our @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there could be Infinite alternate realities to every reality . Sure , kyle . They 're what ? They 're not gon na pay me ? Who the hell do they think they are ? I want those south park kids dead . I want their families dead . I want their houses burnt to the ground . Oh , hi there mister . My mommy and daddy are out front if you need ' em . Let 's cut the crap , kid . My name is tom foley , i 'm with the american dental association . Sit down , mr . Foley , you want some spaghetti ? No , thanks , i just brushed . I just wanted to let you know that i 'm on to you . I told the a.D.A . A thousand times , I know nothing about teeth . I 'm just an 8 year old boy who likes climbing trees and playing in puddles . I am going to find out who the boss is , And when i do i 'm gon na bust his ass And everyone 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ brought me 400 lbs . Of teeth from china ? That 's right , yeah , it 's all top grade stuff , too . These chinese kids are selling their teeth for peanuts , see ? How much ? Well , tang lee wants 30 , But i can cut you a deal for 28 , yeah ? What do you say , huh ? Can i ask you a question , weasel ? Well , why , sure , sure ! Do you think i 'm an idiot ? These are cat teeth , you son-Of-A-Bitch ! You 're trying to sell me 400 lbs . Of cat teeth ! Get outta my sight ! You lousy little scum ! What ! This is your last chance , kid . Either you give the boss his cut , Or else we 're gon na throw your pal into the river Wearing concrete galoshes . I ai n't giving ' you crap , kenny 's not afraid of you ! Oh , my god ! This book says that negative and positive are the same thing . That " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He 's not gon na do it ? Mprh mprmm mprh ! He 's not gon na do it , boss . Well , then , throw him in . Alright , kid , time to die . No ! No ! No ! Aw , man , how deep is the platt river ? ... to which ms . Clinton replied , " i do n't even like vagina . " Finally , tonight a human interest story . Dan akawa is live . Thanks , tom , i 'm at the house of little billy circlovich Billy is in desperate need of a bone marrow transplant , Or he will most certainly die . Billy , how much more money do you need for the transplant ? 600-Louder , billy , we ca n't hear ya ! Just $600 . Well , that 's a lot of money . How the hell are you gon na get all that In the short amount of time you have left ? Well , i do n't know . Well , billy , i also understand that you lost a tooth @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ under your pillow tonight . Because we have a feeling that the tooth fairy Is going to leave you $600 for it . Really ? Really ? Yes , really , $600 ! I might also mention that billy lives in crestview apartments Just of arapaho road , on emporia street , back to you , tom . How was that ? Perfect ! The trap is set . Now , c'm on , you really think anyone Would fall for something that stupid ? $600 , you guys ! C'm on , get your stuff together , this is gon na be tits ! Dude , this book says i do n't exist unless i think i do . But what if i do n't ? Will somebody take those books away from him ? Be sure to put your loose tooth under your pillow , billy . Okay , mom . Thank you for helping , gentlemen . If this sting operation works , Some bogus tooth fairy should be showing up To take the sick kid 's money . When they touch the kid 's pillow an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ button , murphy , And activate the lights . Everybody got it ? Got it ! Got it ! Duh , which button do i hit again , boss ? Just kidding , you know how there 's always the dumb guy In sting operations in the movies , You know , i was just acting ... oh . Hurry up you guys , We got ta get that sick kid 's money Before luggie does . I ca n't deal with it stan , All the stuff i 've been reading , I really do n't think i exist . Dude , just stop thinking about it . But i ca n't ! What if thinking about it is the only thing Keeping my space-Time together ? Sometimes i can see time slowing down , My own existence fading . Goodnight mom , goodnight dad . Alright , everyone keep your eyes peeled . I 'm going to bed now , mommy . I put my tooth under the pillow . Do you really think the tooth fairy Will give me the money for the transplant ? I think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't wait to feel healthy and strong again . Well , you 're gon na have to wait a little bit longer , billy ' Cuz that 600 bucks ismine . " Light is a wave , unless it is observed . " That means all matter is just a wave . Nothing 's real ! Reality-Oh god ! It 's happening ! Kyle ? Something strange is happening with the computers ! Well , well well , what do we have here ? Aw , sh-T ! Did you bastards really think That you could hide from me forever ? Klauski , put this butt-Wipe out of his misery ! I got it ! The tooth fairy ! Let 's move out ! Holy crap ! Give it up , kids , you 're surrounded by dentists . It was a trap ! That 's right ! And now it 's all exposed , you 're through ! The only thing left to do is haul you kids down to prison . This is reality . I am everywhere and nowhere . What the hell ? Kyle ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ i told you ! Let 's get out of here ! Huh , that was pretty wierd . Jesus , the little sick kid was a set-Up all along . How could i be so stupid ? I ca n't believe i fell for such an obvious trap , What the hell 's wrong with me ? Well , do n't take it too hard , dude , That 's what grown-Ups do , they lie . Lie right to your face . Oh well , maybe it 's good my empire has fallen . Really ? Yeah , i kinda wanted to play on the flag football team this year , anyway . So , you 're not gon na hurt us or nothin ' ? Naw , in a way i 'm just glad the whole thing 's over with . Yeah , but you know , i 've learned something today . The basis of all reasoning is the mind 's awareness of itself . What we think , the external objects we perceive , Are all like actors that come on and off stage . But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to us . Tits ! Timmy ! Captions made possible by comedy central Captioned by soundwriters ?

@@5227541 Once upon a time in a magical land called Manhattan ... a young woman fell in love . Charlotte and Jack locked eyes at a black-tie benefit for Epstein-Barr . She chased him through every disease in New York . They 've been officially dating since retinitis pigmentosis . Jack was perfect for her . Architect , philanthropist and the sex was amazing . Late one night , Jack popped the inevitable question . So ... what are your fantasies ? God , I 'd love to own my own gallery ... and maybe a little cottage in Maine . Actually , I meant more like screwing in an airplane bathroom ... kind of fantasies . The closest Charlotte had ever come to getting screwed on a plane ... was the time she lost all her luggage on a flight to Palm Beach . Well ... I 've always wanted to do it in my parents ' bed . Wild . I like it . What about you ? You , me and another woman . Come on ! I 'm serious . Charlotte , you have no idea how sexy you are , do you ? The idea @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me hard just thinking about it . Wow . Jack wants us to do a threesome . Of course he does . Every guy does . Threesomes are huge right now . They 're the blow job of the ' 90s . - What was the blow job of the ' 80s ? - Anal sex . - Any sex , period . - Do n't let him pressure you into it . It 's just this guy 's cheap ploy to watch you be a lesbian for a night . - Do n't knock it till you 've tried it . - I had a threesome once , I think . In college . I was drunk . I woke up in someone else 's bra . The only way to do a threesome is to be the guest star . - The guest star ? - Yeah . The girl the couple gets to come in , screw and leave . - The pinch hitter . - Exactly . Perfect . Great sex without wondering what it will do to your relationship . - But you do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sex . - I 've never done a threesome . - Because you have relationships . I 've never done a threesome . Of course you have n't . You in a threesome ? You wo n't even wear a thong . - Jack thinks I 'm sexy . - He 's buttering you up . You start thinking you 're hot , then he brings up the threesome thing . Boom ! Suddenly you 're kissing another woman while he beats off . Please ! Just make sure the other woman is n't a friend . Use somebody random , somebody you meet in a bar or something . - That 's romantic . - No . I think I 'd feel safer with a friend , with someone I could trust . Like Carrie . Gee , I 'm flattered . But I 'd go with someone who has a little more experience , like Sam . Well , thanks . But there is something sexy about a first-timer like Charlotte . - Really ? - Yeah . Great . No , forget about me . - Come @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 's like picking teams for dodgeball all over again . Was Samantha right ? Were threesomes the new sexual frontier ? No question . Guys were infatuated with threesomes . And when I started looking , they were everywhere . After all , our lives are built on threesomes . Fat , low-fat , nonfat . First , business , economy . Moe , Larry , Curly . Maybe we were never meant to do it with only one other person . Maybe threesomes were the relationship of the future . Meanwhile , Samantha had been busy guest-starring in a show ... I like to call " Sam Does the Married Guy . " I love that you 're not my wife . I love that , too . I mean , that thing you do with your hips ! Ruth wo n't even get on top . Ken was 37 , a wine importer ... unhappily married to a woman who designed modular office furniture . This affair was the most exciting thing that had happened to him ... since the ' 94 Montrachet . Five hours @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and Jack had just had another fantastic date ... dancing for dyslexia . So , what do you think of her ? - Is she hot ? - Jack ! You 're right . Maybe she 's more your taste . - Stop it . - Have a light ? Sorry , I do n't smoke . That 's a shame . Did you see that ? She was flirting with us . I think she was flirting with you . You are such a turn on , and you have no idea . You 're giving off this sexual energy all the time . A vibe like you 've got a fire inside of you . She 'd be crazy not to be in to you . Who knows whether it was her vodka or her vibe ... but Charlotte suddenly did feel a little warm . I think she put her hand on my leg . Should I ask her to join us ? That night she had an eye-opening experience . Charlotte had n't been that excited since she tried on her cheerleading uniform . What do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sand box with Charlotte , Sam and Carrie and they wo n't play with me . Please . It 's obvious . Across town , Miranda was dealing with her own nightmare . I know it 's juvenile , but it bothers me . I 'm attractive , smart . Right ? Plenty of people should want me for a threesome . So you 're saying you 're attracted to your girlfriends . No ! But if your friends wo n't go down on you , who will ? That 's some dream . It was so real . I ca n't stop thinking about it . - And I think I enjoyed it . - That 's great . Dreams are a good way to experiment . It 's like buying a dress and keeping the tags on . Do you think it means I should do it ? Have a threesome ? Jack says that I have a fire inside me . Tell him they make a cream for that . I 'm serious . It 's your call , but do n't do it just to make @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Is n't it weird that you 're thinking of sleeping with someone you do n't know ... to get closer to Jack ? How well do we ever know the people we sleep with ? That was the thing about Charlotte . Just as you were about to write her off as a Park Avenue Pollyanna ... she 'd say something so right on , you 'd think she was the Dalai Lama . Is my hair too shiny today ? And then , she 'd say something else . But the bigger question remained . If Charlotte was actually considering a threesome , who was n't ? The Village Voice had more ads looking for threesomes ... than it did for small , rat-infested studios running at $1000 a month . But who actually answered these ads ? Wall Street honcho seeks two horny gal pals ... for an East Hampton fuck-fest at my summer home . No fatties , please . Sweet , suburban school teacher seeks two men to fulfill her wildest fantasies . You be black or hispanic , I 'll be on time . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Scully look-alike for abduction fantasy . Me , gorgeous with big boobs . You , a couple with class . Let 's experience everything the city has to offer . I 'm into museums , blow jobs , theater ... and golden showers . I seem to be the only person in New York ... who still believed in the one-on-one relationship . Mr . Big and I were actually doing sleep-overs . Which one ? This one . You better be careful . I could get used to this . Why is it that putting a tie around a man 's neck ... is sometimes even sexier than taking it off ? What are you doing for lunch today ? I could maybe swing an hour between meetings . No . Sorry , I can't . - I have to interview someone . - About what ? Threesomes . Ever go to one ? Sure . Who has n't ? Really . With who ? My ex-wife . Suddenly my column was the last thing on my mind . You were married ? Yeah . I thought I told @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . That 's a new twist . And they had wild sex . Threesomes . We do n't have wild sex . We used to , but now we have sweet sex . Wild always beats out sweet . - But he 's not with her anymore . - Because they stopped having wild sex . That 's why Ken 's fucking me . - His wife wo n't give him a blow job . - Should that make me feel better ? He 's never going to leave his wife for you . They never do . Thank God . Who needs the trouble ? This is ideal . No muss , no fuss . Sounds like you 're selling toilet bowl cleaner . Does this color turn you on ? You had to hand it to Miranda . She was determined . It 's a little orange . There 's only one thing left to do . What ? Leave him before he leaves me ? You kidding ? Check out the ex . Charlotte was right . We do n't really know the people we sleep with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mr . Big ? Except he had an ex-wife named Barbara , who , I discovered , worked in publishing . My plan was simple . I 'd pitch her a steamy , bodice-ripping paperback which she 'd probably reject ... but at least I 'd get five minutes face-to-face with her . Carrie ? Come right in . Barbara 's ready for you . Thanks . Bye . Carrie Bradshaw . I am so excited . Sit down . I 'm a huge fan of your work . Good taste and beautiful . Could it get worse ? Oh . Special Olympics chairwoman . Sorry . I have n't hung it yet . So , I 'm dying to hear your pitch . I never knew you were interested in writing children 's books . Well , who does n't love children 's books ? Five minutes of bodice-ripping material out the window . So I did what any writer would do . I pulled an idea out of my ass . Well , my story is about a little girl ... named Cathy , Little Cathy . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ these magic ... cigarettes . - She has magic cigarettes ? - Yes . Little Cathy and her magic cigarettes . Whenever she lights up , she can go anywhere in the whole wide world . Arabia , New Jersey . I mean , that stuff is gon na be all worked out , of course . You want to write a children 's book about smoking ? It 's a children 's book for adults . You are outrageous . I love it . I thought you might . I have been dying to do something with an edge . This could be great . It was the last straw . She was smart , beautiful , and she got me . I 'd have to kill her . Meanwhile , Samantha was about to have her own encounter with the third kind . Oh , I 'm sorry . - Ken ! - Sam ! - You two know each other ? - Sure . Not really . Ruth , this is Sam . Samantha . She bought pinot noir from me . - Sam , this is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ should be going . See you . That afternoon was a first for Samantha . She successfully screwed a guy in under two minutes . The more Miranda analyzed , the worse her nightmares got . So , the four of us get into a cab , only they wo n't let me sit in back with them . They make me ride in front with the driver , who 's the original Chris ... from The Partridge Family . What I 'm hearing is you 're still very upset ... about being sexually rejected by your friends . Let me ask you something . Would you do a threesome with me ? I think we need to talk about why you 're asking me that . I take that as a no . That night I thought I could put the whole Barbara thing out of my mind . After all , Mr . Big was with me now . Nibbling his ear lobes ? How sweet . Let me show you how it 's really done . So I guess you could n't avoid a threesome ... because @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... someone has always been there before you . What just happened ? Where 'd you go ? I was preoccupied . No kidding . About what ? Your ex-wife 's breasts , your ex-wife 's lips ... your ex-wife 's long legs . My column . You know , I did n't tell you I was married because it was a long time ago . What happened ? Alienation of affection followed by divorce . Let 's not talk about the past . Please ? What Mr . Big did n't realize was the past was sleeping right next to me . The next day , the flesh-and-blood Barbara asked me to lunch . Hi . Thanks for meeting me . Thanks for inviting me . Wow ! You changed your hair . Oh . Well , thanks . - Listen , I have some not great news . - I 'm back with Mr . Big ? The head guys did n't go for Little Cathy . But fuck ' em . They would n't know a good book if it bit them in the ass . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And at the risk of sounding like a groupie ... I 'd really like it if we could become friends . Friends ? Two hours and four chardonnays later , I was sleeping with the enemy . - So , never been married ? - Once . Long time ago . Really ? What happened ? He had a wandering eye . Wandered right over to my best friend . What about you ? Are you seeing anyone ? No one special . For Samantha , the shit was about to hit the phone . Hello . It 's over . I told my wife . - Who is this ? - It 's Ken . Wait . You told Ruth about us ? I 'm in love with you . Now we can be together . No , no , no . Hang on . - Hello . - This is Ruth Scheer , Ken 's wife . - I found your number in his drawer . - Hang on . Listen to me . You love your wife . - No . I 'm in love with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's " no muss , no fuss " affair was starting to feel very mussy . - I 'm back . - I do n't know who you are ... but Ken and I love each other very much . Of course you do . We have an unshakable bond . Whatever it takes , I 'll keep this marriage together . Good for you . Listen , this was a huge mistake . It did n't mean anything . It was just sex . Exactly ! And if being sexually adventuresome ... will keep this marriage together , then I am prepared to join you ... with him ... in bed . Oh , no . No , no , no . Samantha was a guest star . Series regular was not in her contract . That night at the Attention Deficit Disorder Masked Ball ... Charlotte felt free to indulge her fantasy . It 's amazing what sequins on a stick can do to free up inhibitions . Who here is your type ? Do you like peacocks ? Do you ? Then Charlotte did the unthinkable . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Excellent . I need to get out of here . Hey , you okay ? Yeah , I think so . - How 'd it feel ? - Weird . Well , I enjoyed it . - I do have another fantasy . - What 's that ? Doing it upstairs at a party . Can I join you ? She realized that this was her moment . If she was going to take the plunge , it was now or never . Unfortunately , it was Jack who plunged first . Apparently someone else 's fire was a little stronger than Charlotte 's . She was not the guest star in this fantasy . Meanwhile , at a bar downtown -- - Miranda ? - Hi . What a relief . Most of the women who answered our ad , they were kind of -- Butt ugly . Nothing like you . Thanks . We 've never done anything like this before . It 's a huge fantasy of Mark 's . I offered to do it for this 30th birthday . Whatever happened to giving a nice pen @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be clear here . You want to do a threesome with me . If you 're busy , we understand . I tell you what . Let me just make a quick phone call . Okay ? That night , Miranda finally got her validation . Her shrink had suggested she come three times a week . I did n't see Mr . Big for eight days . - That was a great meal . - Yeah , it was . The food was terrible , and we were talking to each other like strangers . What is wrong ? Look , you tell me you have an ex-wife . You tell me you guys had a three-way . Yes , I asked . You drop this big bomb , and you do n't give me any details . - You did n't tell me why you broke up . - I cheated on her . - I know . She told me at lunch . - I know . She told me she told you . - She told you ? - She told me . That 's another @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ still talking to her . I still talk to all my ex-wives . I 'm so not finding that funny . Oh , come - - Wait a minute . The reason we had the threesome is because we were both looking ... for something or someone else . Do you know anyone who 's right for me ? Then it was just the two of us . And I realized the real appeal of the threesome : It was easy . It 's intimacy that 's the bitch .

@@5227941 WELCOME BACK , SPURTS FANS , TO GAME SEVEN OF THE WORLD SCARIES . IT 'S THE FRIGHT SOX VERSUS THE BOO-JAYS . I 'M YOUR ANNOUNCER , VIN SKULL-Y . CAN THE SOX KEEP THEIR WINNING SHRIEK ALIVE ? THAT 'S THE BIG QUESTION TODAY . WAIT A MINUTE , LOOKS LIKE THERE 'S GOING TO BE A PITCHING CHANGE . THE JAYS ARE BRINGING IN THEIR ROT HANDER . AND WHILE THEY DO THAT , WE 'LL TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE DEFENSE . WE HAVE OOZE ON FIRST , GUTS ON SECOND , AND TONIGHT 'S TERROR TALE ON THIRD . IT CONCERNS A YOUNG LADY WHO 'S PRETTY FOND OF " DIE-AMONDS " HERSELF AND DOES N'T MIND A LITTLE SQUEEZE PLAY TO GET ' EM . I CALL IT ... TILL DEATH DO WE PART . TILL DEATH DO WE PART COME ON . PLEASE , DO N'T DO THIS . WATCH YOUR STEP IN THOSE HEELS , MA'AM . HERE 'S THE PITCH- PLEASE . STRIKE 3 ! THAT 'S HIS THIRD K . JESUS CHRIST , THAT NEW KID THROWS A MEAN ASS KNUCKLER . JAMS ' EM IN HIGH AND TIGHT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THINK . ITALIAN KID . I GOT IT ON SPORTS CHANNEL . NO TRAFFIC . WE MIGHT STILL CATCH THE NINTH . YEAH ? HMM . ALL RIGHT , GIVE ME A HAND . MA'AM , IF YOU WOULD . DO N'T WORRY . HE AI N'T GON NA BITE , SWEETCAKES . WHAT AM I ? A PARROT ? GET HIS FUCKING LEGS ! BE SO KIND , MA'AM . DO N'T MAKE ME DO THIS . HE 'S A HEAVY BASTARD . ALL RIGHT , HOLD ON , HOLD ON . ALL RIGHT , HERE 'S GOOD . ARE WE GOING TO BURY HIM ? OH , MY GOD . AW , LOOK AT THIS SHIT LEAKING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE ! HEY , FRANK , I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO WRAP HIM DECENT . NOW , YOU 'RE GOING TO HOSE IT OUT THIS TIME . I 'M TIRED OF MOPPING UP AFTER YOU . LIKE YOU 'RE MR . FUCKING CLEAN OR THE TIDY BOWL MAN OR SOMETHING ? EXCUSE ME . THIS BETTER HAVE A GOOD EDGE ON IT . YOU KNOW , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'D KILL ME . FORGET ABOUT IT . OK . OOH . MARON ! HE 'S A BIG-BONED MOTHER FUCKER AI N'T HE ? OHH ... ON YOUR FEET , MA'AM . NO ! MRS . BRAZZI WAS VERY ADAMANT . SAID TO WAIT UNTIL TONY 'S DONE . SHE WANTED YOU TO WATCH . OH , JESUS ! I 'M GOING TO BE SICK . HERE YOU ARE , MA'AM . YOU 'RE DOING FINE . THIS WAY , MA'AM . DO N'T DO THIS . PLEASE . PLEASE LET ME GO . MAKE HIM STOP ! HE SAID HE LOVED ME . I 'M SURE HE DID , MA'AM . ARE THOSE REAL ? OH , THE WIFE , SHE LOVES DIAMONDS . HE GIVE THIS TO YOU ? WOULD YOU TAKE IT OFF FOR ME , MA'AM ? PLEASE . CIGARETTES , MRS . BRAZZI . You know what I 'm talking about ? MRS . BRAZZI ... WOULD YOU CARE FOR ANYTHING ELSE ? NOTHING YOU COULD HELP ME WITH , HON . JOHNNY , WOULD YOU CARE FOR ANYTHING ELSE ? NO , THANK YOU @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ VERY PRETTY , DO N'T YOU THINK SO , JOHNNY ? THE CUSTOMERS THINK SO . SHE DOES A GOOD JOB FOR US . BUT ... DO YOU THINK LUCILLE IS PRETTY ? I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU , SWEETHEART . WHOA , JOHNNY , KISS ME . HEY , TAKE OFF . HEY , I MISSED YOU . I WAS ABOUT TO SEND A SEARCH PARTY AFTER YOU . DOUBLE OR NOTHING ? SURE . 3 SIXES . 4 SIXES , DOLL FACE . LET 'S SEE ' EM . ' CAUSE I SURE DO N'T HAVE ANY . YOU LYIN ' LITTLE MINX . CHEERS . AHEM . EXCUSE ME . I 'VE GOT TO MAKE A CALL . WAS THERE A PROBLEM WITH MS . BRAZZI ? NO . IT 'S COOL . SHE 'S DRUNK . SHE 'S NOT DRUNK . SHE 'S DANGEROUS . YOU DO N'T WANT TO GET ON RUTHLESS RUTH 'S SHIT LIST . JUST ASK HER HUSBAND . HE 'S DEAD . EXACTLY . FIND SOMETHING ? OH ! MR . CANAPARRO . I LOVE THIS WATCH . OH , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THE CUSTOMERS THINK SO . OH , STOP IT . I LOVE YOU , BABY , YOU KNOW THAT . ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU . OH ! JOHNNY , I LOVE YOU SO MUCH . I CA N'T STAND SEEING HER TOUCH YOU LIKE THAT . SHE KEEPS IT ALL IN THE SAFE . SHE SAYS SHE 'S GOING TO GIVE ME THE COMBINATION . IT COULD BE ANY DAY NOW . SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO TRUST ME . THEN YOU AND ME ... WE 'LL HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY A FUCKING ISLAND . I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU . UGH ! AHH . SHIT ! SEEMED LIKE THE ANIMALS DRAGGED AWAY MOST OF THE LAST ONE . SAVED ME A LOT OF DIGGING THANK FUCKING GOD . THE SKIRT , WHAT SIZE ? UH , 6 . I 'M A 6 . OH , MY WIFE , AFTER THREE KIDS ... THERE WAS A TIME SHE WAS A 6 . BUT , UH-HMM . MY DAUGHTER . YEAH , SHE 'S HIGH-SCHOOL AGE . YOU KNOW , CHANGE THE LENGTH A LITTLE BIT . WOULD @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A SHAME TO MUDDY IT UP . RIGHT HERE ? THANK YOU . OH , SILK . AAH , THE BLOUSE , TOO . GOD , I WANT YOU . MMM . IS IT SAFE , JOHNNY ? WHO CARES ? HEY , DO N'T PUSH . I KNOW THE WAY , HUH ? OH , GOD . OH , JOHNNY . WHAT ARE WE GON NA DO ? JOHNNY ? JOHNNY , DARLING , ARE YOU IN THERE ? OH , JOHNNY . HEY , RUTH , WHERE 'D YOU FIND THESE 2 FUCKIN ' TORPEDOES ? COUPLE OF PRIMITIVE TYPES , EH ? HEY , I GO TO NIGHT SCHOOL . WHO ARE YOU , JACK FUCKIN ' BENNY ? NOW , LOOK-YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKIN ' HOLE , OR I 'M GON NA GIVE YOU A GOOD SHELLACKIN ' . LIKE I 'M WORRIED . YOU 'RE SWEATING . I GOT A-I 'M GETTING A FEVER OR SOMETHING . YEAH , WELL-YOU GON NA PLAY MOMMY TO THIS LITTLE BOY OF YOURS ? OR ARE WE GON NA GET OUR SHIT SETTLED ? CHRIST . SIT DOWN @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THOSE DIAMONDS ARE VS1 ! YEAH ? MAYBE EVEN BETTER ! THEY 'RE THE BEST AROUND ! IS THAT SO , WILLARD ? HEY , YOUR HUSBAND FENCED MY GOODS FOR 10 YEARS RUNNING ! I NEVER HAD A FUCKIN ' PROBLEM ! HE KNEW HOW TO TREAT HIS PEOPLE , YA FUCKIN ' MOP . YOU SAID YOU WERE IN A HURRY , WILLARD ! I TOOK THE DAMN DIAMONDS ON YOUR WORD ! SEE ? CHRIST , I 'VE SEEN BETTER IN A BOX OF CRACKER JACK ! GOD , I 'M DISAPPOINTED , WILLARD . YOU KNOW ? YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY SWEET , SWEET DISPOSITION . ARE YOU ON MENOPAUSE OR WHAT ? THAT 'S WHAT I GET WITH DEALING WITH A WOMAN . UNBELIEVABLE . THEY DO N'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT TO FUCKIN ' DO . SHOULD 'VE KEPT ' EM IN THE KITCHEN . NOW , THEY BURN THE MEATLOAF , THEY WAN NA BURN DOWN THE WHOLE FUCKING GODDAMN COUNTRY . YOUR HUSBAND-AAH ! NOW , THAT 'S MEAT LOAF . WHAT IS SHE DOIN ' - WHAT THE FUCK ARE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ TO GET HER COMBINATION TO HER SAFE ? YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY BABY 'S MONEY ? IS THAT WHAT YOU 'RE TRYING TO DO ? YOU BASTARD ! SHUT THE FUCK UP ! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK , WILL YOU , JOHNNY ! MY GOD ! THE BITCH IS STANDING THERE IN HER LACY PANTIES ! HER NIPPLES ARE BUSTING THROUGH HER BRASSIERE AND YOU 'RE GON NA TELL ME THAT YOU DO N'T KNOW SHE GOT IN HERE ! I 'M SORRY , BABY . I SWEAR TO GOD-JOHNNY ! OH , DO N'T YOU GET IT ? DO N'T YOU EVER LEARN ? DO N'T YOU EVER LEARN ? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS SHIT ? HOW MANY BIMBOS I GOT TA SLICE AND DICE BEFORE YOU KEEP THAT THING ZIPPED ? NO MORE , I SWEAR . KISS ME ! I 'M SORRY , BABY . I 'M SO SORRY . I 'M SORRY . SHUT UP ! I 'M SORRY . FUCK . TONY , THE LADY 'S GETTING A CHILL . WILL YOU HURRY IT UP , PLEASE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . OH , JOHNNY . JOHNNY , DARLING . I 'D FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT US ... IF YOU DID IT . OF COURSE , SWEETHEART . REMEMBER HE WAS EJECTED LAST WEEK FOR ARGUING A CALLED STRIKE . HEY , JOHNNY , HOW YOU DOING ? JOHNNY ? SHE WANTS ME TO DO IT . Oh ! Johnny ! TURN AROUND . JOHNNY ? TURN AROUND . YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME . TURN AROUND , LUCILLE . DO IT . Oh , my God . HERE IT COMES . IT 'S A PLAY UP THE MIDDLE ! OVER THE DIAMOND FOR ONE ! HE 'S GOT HIM ! RUTH ! RUTH ! YOU O . K . , BABY ? OH , SWEETHEART . OH , I 'M SO SORRY . I 'M SO SORRY . I LOVE YOU SO MUCH . THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY , BABY . I 'M SO SORRY . LISTEN , EVERYTHING 'S OK . YOU 'RE OK , ALL RIGHT ? NOBODY 'S GON NA HURT YOU , I PROMISE YOU , NOBODY 'S GON NA HURT YOU , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ DO LOVE ME . OH , YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME . LISTEN , WE 'RE GON NA DISAPPEAR , BABY . YOU AND ME , WE 'RE GON NA DISAPPEAR . WE 'RE GON NA BUY OUR ISLAND . WE 'RE GON NA HAVE A FAMILY , AND WE 'RE GON NA GROW OLD TOGETHER , OK ? OK ? I LOVE YOU . THERE 'S ONLY ONE THING STANDING IN OUR WAY . YEAH , RIGHT . NOT A TRACE OF ' EM . YOU BITCH ! IT 'S HER ! GO ! JOHNNY ! RUTH ! ALL RIGHT ! YOU . GIVE IT UP , RUTH . COME ON , MOVE YOUR DROOPY ASS . YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY SWEET DISPOSITION , RUTH . THE NUMBERS ! JOHNNY , PLEASE . JOHNNY , I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING . SHUT THE FUCK UP ! I 'M GOING TO PUT HONEY ALL OVER YOUR UGLY GOAT FACE AND STICK YOU OUT FOR THE FIRE ANTS . WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS , RUTH ? COME ON , RUTH , WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS ? 21 ! 34 ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 21 . 34 ... WHOO ! WE HIT THE MOTHER LODE . HA ! YOU 'RE DOING FINE , MA'AM . WONDER IF YOU 'D TAKE OFF THAT MINK . SHAME TO BLOODY IT UP . OOH , I LOVE THE FEEL . THOSE REAL , HUH ? YES ! MY MAN , HE LOVES DIAMONDS . YES , TAKE ' EM . TAKE ' EM ! THE SHOES ... WHAT SIZE ? JUST TAKE ' EM , TAKE ' EM . JUST GO , PLEASE . JUST GO . THERE 'S JUST ONE MORE THING TO TAKE . JOHNNY ? HMM ? I 'D FEEL MUCH BETTER ABOUT US IF YOU DID IT . OF COURSE , SWEETHEART . TURN AROUND . JOHNNY , PLEASE . TURN AROUND . OH , JOHNNY-TURN AROUND . TURN AROUND ! SWEET DREAMS , BABY . NOW , THAT 'S MEAT LOAF . MINK IS YOUR LOOK , BABY . BAG IT UP , AND LET 'S JET . RIGHT . THIS IS IT . WE 'RE FILTHY FUCKIN ' RICH ! NOBODY 'S GON NA STOP US . SORRY , LOVER BOY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? THIS IS WHAT I CAME FOR . NO , DO N'T DO THIS . YOU WERE JUST A WAY INTO THE ROOM . OUTTA THERE ! OOOH , DOGGIE ! WHAT AN OUTING FOR SCOTT EMERFROE ! FIVE Ks IN THE FIRST 4 INNINGS . AT THIS PACE , HE 'LL BEAT HIS PERSONAL BEST . HE 'S REALLY IN A GROOVE . THERE 'S NO STOPPING HIM . SWEET DREAMS , BABY . WELL , THAT 'S 5 K 'S FOR THE KIDS . STEP ASIDE , BOYS . GIVE ME A LITTLE ELBOW ROOM . SWEETCAKES SHOULD N'T TAKE TOO LONG . WHO KNOWS , MIGHT BE ABLE TO CATCH THE LAST FEW INNINGS . HOW 'S THE BACK ? MURDER . JOHNNY . DARLING . COMING , SWEETHEART . THAT LUCY . WHAT A CUTUP ! I 'LL BET SHE WISHES SHE WERE THE ONE ON THE CHOPPING SPREE . WELL , KIDDIES , LOOKS LIKE I 'VE GOT TO WORK MYSELF OUT OF A JAM . TWO ON , TWO OUT . THE TIE RUN 'S IN S - GORING POSITION . SPATTER UP ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @

@@5228041 That 's very good . Well , that 's very nice . No , it is n't . I just ca n't get it right . You think the wings are too big ? Oh , no , not at all . Birds have wings of all sizes , Eric . And you should n't worry about making it look perfect . But Mrs . Narsu said we should try to make our sculptures as realistic as possible . Well , she 's right . It is important that you be able to make the clay take the shape you want it to have but you 're not supposed to be concentrating on technique today . I 'm here to help you focus on the feelings you want to convey with your sculpture . For instance what do you think about when you see a bird ? Flying ? Fine . So make your sculpture make me think of flying , too . How 's it going , Data ? I have finished . The dimensions are accurate to within 1.3%%% . I 'm sure they are . Data , you obviously do n't have a problem with realism @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Maybe you should try something a little more ... abstract . Here ... I want you to start a new piece . I 'd like you to sculpt ... music . Counselor , music is a collection of acoustic vibrations . How can I reproduce a sound with clay ? Well , think of the effects that sounds have on people . The images that music brings to your mind . And then , give it a form . It 's a start . Riker to Data , please report to the Bridge . Acknowledged , sir . On my way . Captain 's Log , Stardate 47615.2 . We have encountered a rogue comet in Sector 1156 . It is not native to this region of space and there is no previous record of this object on any Federation charts . Based on its present trajectory the comet appears to have originated in the D'Arsay system . That 's over two sectors away . That is correct , sir . This object has been en route for 87 million years . That 's a long time alone in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mr . Data and log the findings with the Federation Astrophysical Survey . Aye , sir . The comet 's outer shell is composed primarily of gaseous hydrogen and helium surrounding an icy mantle . The inner core consists of heavier elements . What was that ? There is a distortion within the comet 's inner core . I believe we experienced an intense sensor echo . Can you correct for it ? I am attempting to do so now , sir . I have compensated for the effect . Sensors are reconfigured for a low intensity sweep . We are still picking up some interference but the distortion is manageable . At these settings , the scan will be complete in 39 hours . Worf says he 's going to teach us some Mok'bara throwing techniques today . More like falling techniques . Last time we did that , I was sore for a week . What 's this ? I have no idea . I 've never seen it before . Maybe Will left it for you ... a little present . It 's not quite his style @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... that 's an interesting thought . Well , you 'll figure it out later . Come on , we 're going to be late . Space , the final frontier . These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise . Its continuing mission ... to explore strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no one has gone before . That 's nice . Data ... this is amazing . How did you come up with this ? I followed your advice , Counselor . I used my imagination . That 's an understatement . For some reason , as I was shaping the clay the image of the mask was exceptionally clear in my mind . The design seemed to flow quite naturally . Data , have you been in my quarters ? No , Counselor . Someone left an object in my room . Some kind of artifact . And it has something very similar to this . And you do n't know anything about it ? I do not . Excuse me , Counselor . Can you help me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Perhaps we should investigate this matter further . These symbols do n't match anything in the Federation linguistics banks . Some kind of alien information has been downloaded into our computer core . I do n't know how it 's working but it 's reconfiguring our systems . How did it get in ? I was able to trace its path from the replicators to the sensor array . The sensors ? They 've been scanning that comet for the past 18 hours . Those energy readings from the comet 's core ... that sensor echo ... we still do n't know what 's inside that thing . Maybe it 's about time we find out . Could we use the phasers to melt down the shell of the comet ? Yes , a dispersed wide-field beam might do the trick . And it would n't take long to come up with the firing parameters . What do you think , Data ? Data ... what 's wrong ? I believe I recognize these symbols . How ? I do not know . You think maybe your systems have been @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ believe my systems are currently impaired but I will run a full diagnostic to make certain . What do you think they mean ? Boundary . Border . Road . Companion . Message . Messenger . What 's that one ? Death . Captain , phasers are set for wide dispersal . Ten percent maximum power . The beam will automatically terminate once the comet 's core is reached . Very well , Mr . Worf . Fire . Phasers have terminated . Mr . Data , what are we looking at ? Is it a ship ? I do not know , sir . The object is nearly solid . It is composed primarily of fortanium and several unknown materials . It is over 87 million years old . That 's older than the comet itself . Could someone from the D'Arsay system have built it ? There are no technologically advanced cultures in that system now , but perhaps ... 87 million years ago , there were . Why would they want to hide something like that inside a comet ? Possibly ... it accumulated those frozen gasses @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ any case it 's definitely responsible for the system anomalies we 've been experiencing . They 're using our sensor beam as a carrier wave to transmit information into our computers and replicators . But the question remains , why ? What is its purpose ? Captain , I believe this object is an informational archive . Why do you say that , Mr . Data ? I do not know . However , I seem to have an intuitive understanding of its function . Data , the internal structure of that thing is pretty complex . And it 's got a repetitive node configuration which might suggest a database of some kind but it could be practically anything . I do n't see how you can know for sure what it is . Data , do you believe that you 're in communication with that object ? It is a possibility , sir . I recommend we run a level-1 diagnostic of my positronic net to determine if that is the case . Very well . - Mr . La Forge , give him a hand . - Aye @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ contact with us ? Yes , it 's possible , but if that is an archive from some ancient civilization , we should allow it to do so . But we must be careful . Mr . Worf , will you keep an eye on the sensors ? If the ship is in any danger I want you to sever the connection immediately . Aye , sir . Come . Captain ? Yes , come in , Number One . We 've confined the system corruption . It wo n't be spreading any further . But we still have alien symbols floating around in our computer . This is quite a collection you 've assembled . I 've seen these things all over the ship . They all look the same ... primitive and nonfunctional . Ah , ceremonial . And deceptively primitive . Only an advanced technological society could have built that object out there . These artifacts played a ritualistic role in that society , I think . Do you think Data could be right ? Could we have stumbled across some sort of alien library ? Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it 's a find of the most enormous significance . That library seems designed to do so much more than simply store information . Who knows what we might not learn from this ? I keep seeing this design . Yes , this symbol seems to be of particular significance . What do you think it means ? Well , the concept of the four cardinal compass directions are quite common in many different cultures . The words that Data recognized in the computer ... boundary , border , road ... they were all arranged in this design . Well , perhaps the artifacts that all have this compass symbol belong to the same theme ... movement finding a direction , traveling a path crossing a boundary . And death ? One of the symbols was death . Well , the ultimate boundary . I 've seen this symbol everywhere , too but much less prominently displayed . It 's always in the background ... much smaller than the others . What do you think it represents ? I have no idea . Lower synaptic functions are completely normal . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my memory subsystem next . All right . Data , what 's wrong ? I am not certain . I am experiencing a ... curious sensation . Well ... what is it ? An impulse . Impulse ? What kind of impulse ? I ... do not know . I 'm going to check out your higher functions . Geordi . What ... does it feel like when a person is losing his mind ? Data , come on , you 're scaring me . Now , what 's going on ? I do not know . I ... am different . Well , you 're going to be all right . You 're with me , okay ? Okay . Listen , I 'm going to disconnect you . What 's going on ? Data ... Masaka is waking . Captain ... Captain ! I 've been waiting for you . You should feel honored . I do n't usually wait for anyone . What is it you want ? Masaka is waking . Are you Masaka ? I am not Masaka ! I am lhat . What have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean the one who was here . Yes . He 's gone . Who can say where ? Picard to Counselor Troi . Report to Main Engineering immediately . Picard to Counselor Troi . Report to Main Engineering immediately . Lhat , this place you come from is it a cultural archive of your species ? I come from Masaka 's city . Are there others like you there ? There are no others like me . Who is Masaka ? You will find out . I would like to know Masaka , speak with her . Do you understand pain ? Death ? That is all you need to know of Masaka . It is what she is . Go . Leave this place before she finds you . It can be done . I did it . Masaka . I am yours . Every part of me is yours . We should confine him to quarters . This is a micrograph of what 's happened to Data 's positronic net . Now , as near as I can tell , these are behavioral nodes . I 've counted @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Data to create different people within its culture much in the same way it used our replicators to create artifacts . As a result , Data 's real personality has been completely buried . In a sense , Data has the android equivalent of multiple personalities . The archive has n't stopped yet . Data 's positronic net is still being transformed . There 's no telling how many more personalities might emerge . Geordi , I want you to continue to scan the archive and see if you can find some way to access it and in the meantime I 'll see what I can learn from these ... people inside Data . I 'm not going to hurt you . Only Masaka can hurt me . I am for her ... alone . I need to speak with lhat . Do you understand ? Lhat . Captain . That was a cruel joke you played on me . For a moment ... a brief moment ... I actually thought that woman was Masaka . Whoever took your place was n't afraid of Masaka . He seemed eager for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wo n't catch me humiliating myself for a woman , even if she were a queen . Then Masaka is your queen . She 's a lazy creature . She spends most of her time sleeping . Problem is what she does when she 's awake . Then we should try to keep her asleep ? Try to stop the sun from climbing the sky , hmm ? Uh-uh . Only Korgano can do that and he 's not here . Where is he ? Help me . Please . What 's wrong ? I 'm afraid . Of what ? Her . Masaka ? Her ! Picard to Bridge . Report . The archive just activated some sort of tractor beam , sir . We 're not able to disengage it . Has there been any damage to the ship ? There was an emergency reported in Ten-Forward . Mr . Worf 's on his way . Captain , there 's some kind of energy pulse coming through the tractor beam . It 's overriding our control systems . I 'll be right there . Do n't leave me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . Does it hurt ? Yes . She 's going to hurt us all . Now you 've done it , Captain . Masaka is awake . Who 's this ? I 'd say that that is Masaka . He had referred to her as " queen " and it 's not unusual in ceremonial cultures to find royalty symbolized by a sun . You said the personalities inside Data were in awe of her , even terrified ? Well , according to Data the sun image is also a symbol for death . See , there it is again ... the same u-shaped symbol small and insignificant almost as if it 's an afterthought . Captain , this is incredible . These artifacts were n't beamed here from the archives . The matter here in Ten-Forward has been transformed . Into living plants ? How is that possible ? I 'm not sure , but bit by bit , this ship is being transformed . We have been receiving reports from the rest of the ship . Part of deck 12 is now an aqueduct . What are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want to find out . I do n't think we have any choice . We must destroy that archive , Mr . Worf . Sir , our weapons control systems are inoperative . However , we could reconfigure a photon torpedo for manual launch . Make it so . There 's so much more here that we could have learned . I really regret losing that opportunity . Okay , I 've locked in the targeting parameters . What 's the phase alignment now ? Less than.7%%% . Good , that 'll do it . I 'm setting the yield at maximum . Sir , the onboard power systems are not functioning . Let 's see what 's going on here . Whoa ! Something tells me we 'd better get out of here . Engineering to Bridge . Emergency transport . Two to beam out . Maybe we 'd better talk out here . The observation lounge has turned into a swamp . So ... what 's our status ? Well , so far the archive has transformed about 20% of the ship . We 've lost main propulsion @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ communication ? Sensors ? Life-support ? We have communications and limited sensor control . Life-support seems to be unaffected . I 've analyzed the alien plant forms . They 've developed from biological matter we have on the ship . The stone , the artifacts are made in much the same way ... extrapolating from the ship 's own alloys . Apparently , the archive can reorder and transform molecular structure ... including DNA ... into anything it wants . So it 's using our ship , our alloys , our DNA to create elements of its own culture . But why is this happening ? What does the archive hope to accomplish ? Well , whatever the intent that lies behind its process I 'm not going to permit this ship to be turned into an alien city . Mr . La Forge , do you have any ideas ? Well , we still have n't been able to cut off that beam but I have managed to access the archive by sending an energy pulse back along their signal path . If I could locate the transformation program @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a good idea but I feel that the answer lies there ... with Masaka . We must find her ... access her . Hello . Difficult ... to stay warm . It 's not warm enough ... not for an old man . Tell me about Masaka . My ... daughter . Tell me how can I talk to her . Children ... grow ... forget their parents ... No ... Only Korgano can talk to Masaka . Korgano . Who is that ? Well , are n't we the persistent one ? Lhat ? Is anyone else so charming ? Masaka is taking over my ship . I told you she would . I want to talk with her but I understand that Korgano is the only one who can do that . Who told you that ? An old man . Masaka 's father . Oh , yes . Yes . Legend has it she chopped him up and used his bones to make the world . Any wonder he does n't like to talk about her ? How can I find Korgano ? I do n't know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he gone ? Stop asking me these questions . I was fast enough to get away from her once . I do n't want her to find me again . I 'll wind up on her sacrificial slab . Lhat , if she 's looking for a sacrifice she can take me . Perhaps then she 'll stop looking for you . Well , there 's an idea . Better you than me . Very well . What do we do ? You must build Masaka 's temple . The Queen 's temple . That will get her attention . Very well . How do I do that ? You need the sign . I could give it to you . So could the old man . But just try getting it out of him . Give me the sign . If she finds out ... you ca n't imagine her rage . She lets people ... die of thirst . A terrible death . Sometimes , she burns them alive . She is glorious . Lhat , the sign . Give it to me . If she comes , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Quickly , give me your hand . A line , as the unending horizon . A curve as ... She has found me . Masaka , show yourself . I will go with you . It seems ... I was not fast enough . So hard ... to stay warm . Are you one of my children ? I ca n't remember anymore . I need your help . I need the sign for the temple . For Masaka 's temple . It wo n't help you . Korgano no longer pursues her . Only he can stop her . A line as the unending horizon . A curve as ... A line , as the unending horizon . A curve ... As ... the rolling hillside . A point ... as a distant bird . A ray ... as the rising sun . Thank you . Now ... come sit with me . Tend the fire . I 'm alone . No one left to help me . She 's coming . Are all the others dead ? Did Masaka kill them ? No . She sent them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Any progress , Mr . La Forge ? I think I 've found the archive 's transformation program . Will it accept the symbol for Masaka 's temple ? I think so . I 've isolated the program 's input pathways ... their key to accept symbols . If I input this one it should initiate the transformation program . And create the temple ? Well , I hope so . If this is the wrong symbol it might turn the Enterprise into a big chunk of rock . No way to know for sure . The question is , can we trust a personality from an alien archive that seems bent on taking us over ? Lhat risked his life to show me that symbol . And Masaka killed him for doing it . I think we have to risk it . Captain , the entire deck has been cleared of personnel . We may proceed . Commander Riker , we 're ready . Understood . Initiate transformation . Inputting the symbol now . It would seem that this is Masaka 's temple . There is no one else @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ then it would get her attention . It may be some time before she shows herself . How will she do that ? I do n't know . Captain ? Take a look at this . This is the first time I 've seen these two symbols paired . That could be significant . Look , there it is again . And again . And there , again . This is obviously an important pairing . He is n't chasing her anymore . Sir ? Lhat said that someone called Korgano is n't chasing Masaka anymore . And the old man said , " he pursues her no longer . " In a sense , the small symbol might be seen to be chasing Masaka . The symbol suggests antlers of some kind , uh , horns . Maybe it is meant to represent an animal ? Animals are worshipped in many cultures . That smaller symbol could represent Korgano . Lhat and the old man said that Korgano was the only one who could control Masaka . Many ritualistic cultures incorporate the idea of balance into their belief systems @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ powerful godlike figure . It 's not unrealistic to believe that she might have a counterpart a consort . Look around . See if you can see that horn-like symbol anywhere else . This is the most prominent instance of the horn symbol we 've seen yet . But now it appears as though Masaka 's sun is chasing it . The sun chasing an animal ? Maybe it 's simpler than that . Maybe their relationship is more like ... the sun and the moon . I see . Masaka and Korgano switching positions . The sun setting , and the moon rising . Exactly . Like two powerful rulers changing places in a continual cycle . And like the sun and the moon only one of them can be in ascendance at any given time . If we can find Korgano in the archive and bring him out then perhaps he could force Masaka to leave . But would we be better off with him ? Hmm . Lhat and the others did n't seem to be frightened of Korgano . Sir ? Masaka . Masaka , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ away ! Please hear us . Your archive is destroying ... I do not hear you ! She will not even listen to us . Then we will have to find someone to whom she will listen . I found it , Captain . This is the only place in the archive where Korgano 's moon symbol appears by itself , not linked with Masaka 's . All right , Mr . La Forge I want you to access the transformation program and , when you 're ready , input the symbol . Is n't that a little risky ? We have no idea what the result would be . The symbol might generate anything from Korgano 's temple to Korgano himself . In one sense , Korgano is Masaka 's nemesis . And whatever this symbol represents it could be , for us , a means to control her . Now , if anyone has a better idea I 'm very happy to entertain it . I 've accessed the program , Captain . Initiate the transformation . Another mask . You know , we could be going about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ritualistic culture one based on symbol and myth . Perhaps we should try to confront them on those terms . If I could somehow incorporate myself in their ritual then perhaps Masaka would listen to me . You 're going to try to pose as Korgano ? Captain , we know so little about this culture and even less about Korgano . How would you convince Masaka that you 're him ? Well , I 'm really not certain but there are similarities between this culture and others that I 've studied . I would imagine I 'm just going to improvise . Mr . Worf , what 's our status ? I estimate we have less than two hours before there is nothing left of the ship at least nothing we can recognize . Masaka ? Korgano . Are you surprised to see me ? I thought I had escaped you . You should know that is impossible . You are a fine hunter , but I am a powerful prey . You will never catch me . Do you want to be the prey forever ? I thought @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to share the sky with you . But without me , you are not complete . I know you so well . You live for the chase , as do I . Will you not miss being the hunter ? Pursuing me ? Forcing me from the sky , so that you can rise again ? You know me well , Korgano . I think ... that you are beginning to tire . It is difficult brightening the sky forever . Hmm . I am getting sleepy . You always do that to me . So that you can wake with the dawn . And begin the hunt again . Let the hunt begin again . I am eager for that . As am I . Riker to Picard . I do n't know what you did , sir but it looks like everything 's back to normal . Acknowledged . Mr . Data , you all right ? I believe so , sir . I am not entirely certain what has happened . Have I been dreaming again ? I 'm afraid that will take some time to explain @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Forge has managed to disable the alien transformation program . Starfleet has dispatched an archeological team to study the archive further . But I do n't understand . I thought all of the alien artifacts had disappeared from the Enterprise . That one was not created by the archive , sir . That is the clay mask I originally made . I have since painted it . A memento ? Yes , sir . Although I am ... relieved to be rid of those alien personalities in a sense , I am now ... empty . Hmm . I can imagine . Dr . Crusher told me that there were possibly dozens of personalities inside you . I suspect the number was much greater . My impression is that there were thousands of all ages and walks of life . It was a remarkable experience . Well , Data , you never may become fully human but you 've had an experience that transcends the human condition .

@@5228141 I put Lou Reed , Jimmy Reed , including Jerry Reed , R.E.M . , pil , XTC , and now ... are n-so for the paving . Three hours ago , this station n ? officially became property analogous to a huge conglomerate ... ? nimo And now my agent are trying to pull the door down I have decided to ignore List of topics group analyzed and market testing provided by our new corporate masters . I am Jack Kozakowski , and do what I want , at least for a few hours more s . Hereissomeonewho will need to hear . Myfavoriteperson between callers , begin as soon as to put all of us xitos , she will never listen n this station again . Asa-sthatarelistening , SweetJane , called ? mame . Yes , ? called to order by a bear . As predicted , now I need to the mole sauce Felix daily . **25;2366;TOOLONG O Wax Slabs Acetate and even more s . Please , djamesoncemore , **28;2393;TOOLONG . What are we listening ? The most s better soon , Jane . allI havehereis a granola bar . **33;2423;TOOLONG . Okay , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be tempted to rtelo ? baby . I recommend you do not do it . - Trevor , that 's my mole . - Give him what he wants , goes for more . I have a couple . I guess that covers ? their turn , ? and feed to your psychiatrist . Closing time . ? ltima call for drinks . I appreciate the support . Seriously . I received dozens Call just not what we want you . And look at that . A call in batitel ? ? fono . Are you s-air with Jack . Hello , Jack . Sweet Jane . Saba-to-appear as . ? You call with an order ? " BuildHavana " Future Clouds and Radar . My favorite song No one of my favorite artists . Robert Harrison , the power of Elvis pseudoart ? stico pop . Simply assumed to-be tell the truth . We both know that never again ? sa listen to this program after s today . This is our last call . Come and see us , face to face . We have something here , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not . ? She is so much undone , can not be repaired ? AndI amso torndown , I can not understand # Cross-l ? nea today , Jack . The Corporation will will want your head . We both know that this is not going to happen , Sussman . I am the Ginger Rogers Fred Astaire corporate . They give me a salary , and I give class . Morning until then . Eres t ? ? . The type of food . The type of food / love detective . I will help find the Sweet Jane . So I thought , is like that will be my day-to-a ... Be demolished on the radio my girl soa ? ada and then bring a strange kind o my apartment to dock with Mexican food . - That seems to have crack . - She will not be knocked down . - I was flirting with you . - Are you s stoned . I 've been flirting with Sweet Jane in the line of orders for five years . S ? ? sounds how to flirt . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ had said , " Yes , come and see us ? - ? ? ? l Cua was the plan then ? - That 's the point . Not need a plan . We 're the same person . We have the same taste . All the things I love , get out , watch bands , travel , you know ? , do nothing on weekends , listen to discs , talking about music ... She should-a been my companions was in the crime . This is the only tangible thing I have of it . - Sent him to the station ? n some time . - ? ? 45 ? No , not all 45 . Otis Redding . " You left the water running , " Published in tribute stumo ? spend . I had no direction of devoluci ? ? n in the envelope . ? revised . Well , now we know how to find it . How is that ? Well , because , dear Watson Now we know that is the kind of girl who forgets to remove the label the price @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Queens . I have the afternoon off . ? ? Y t ? ? ? " You left the water running . " ' 76 , Edited by Tiny Label Memphis , but no one bothers to clarify ? n ? with the succession of Otis Redding . The lawyers took it , and ? ? boom ! Article instant collector ? neo . This place is a hidden treasure . Why not get more movement s n ? Because we have nothing edited s after the 1 ? ? in August 1981 . Why August 198 -- Saturday black . It 's the day it was released ? MTV . As you can see , the straight-lines in the sand models do not make business extraordinary . ? Do you have any idea what women bought ? this two years ago ? Wait . D ? ? jame review my extensive database database shop on the computer . I have no idea . Rather Atlantic Soul to Motown Records . His favorite album ? ? de Clash 's " Sandinista . " " Sandinista . " Okay , sounds @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ come here . ? Name ? ? It sounds how to ? Is starts with ? Yes . I have nothing . Wait . Here are some deten ? a s after work . Wore an apron of ... of ... Town Grocery . They are here . Lo s ? ? . - How ? - Are you going n Service Industry . ? ? The best banda indie pop power outside of Austin ? Know T ? ? , ? ? instead of Muzak ? PriceSalsaMa Pavia for spaghetti . Is Sweet Jane ? Your label may say ... " Sarah " but you might recognize voice anywhere . Oh , God . Why did you have to pick ? This ruins everything . A Translation of : angie.cortes , Garper , Iriel , and niko729 couch . Adjustments and Correction n Iriel . Cupid - S01E06 Left of the Dial I ... guess ... expected a little more of s ... Not only ... ? perhaps your most enthusiastic reaction ? n . I thought we have something like what we had on the radio . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ already have too many men in my life . Managertoregistersix . Look , I got ta go . Sorry , Jack . Simply ... Tena you filed in a very specific place in my life . ? It works for me . Well , I will then ... ? Yes , with my dignity shattered . They are good . Well , I guess it 's true . I have a face made for radio . But I suppose that if no doliera people do not escribrir ? a songs about it , or take the path to rapid top of Library Tower . S Are you running with the white flag when our troops No still can take the hill . We will make another attempt . Hear what I said . Are Too many men in your life ? Yes , look , I see this as an opening . She has no exclusivity with anyone . At least we know who you are within our grasp . I can not believe I 'm saying it but , listening . Some of you have expressed the wish that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people , instead of just talking about being single . - ? ? S ? ! To that end , I gustar ? a set appointments coffeepots for any of you who ? are willing to do so . - ? ? S ? ! I will send by email every one of you an online questionnaire that I am developing for " DateWell " , a new service internet meetings ... No . Claire , computers are for Role-playing games with multiplayer . To upload videos graciosos your cat . They can not find someone your soulmate . Can identify interests what people share well not waste their time with eros incompatible companions . I need some good men and women , 100 each to be guinea pigs ... So that , Do we have to take coffee with 100 men ? No . Only the person s which are paired . And not have to . It 's completely voluntary . ? Do you understand this ? ? Will Samson and Delilah need a computer ? ? Will Brad and Jen needed ? Does your parent need ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ examples you use ? ? Are we prepared to put both in the hands of those machines ? ? ? Hasta d ? ? nde arrive ? ? ? ? Cua ndo shall say " no more than s ? ? ? ? Cua ndo , like John Henry , who took a hammer in his hand ? hits and one steam locomotive ? Now we can say ... No , thanks , computers , I have covered , otherwise in the near future We like all those people obese at the end of " Wall-E " . So that , n Who is me ? Who joins me n saying , " enough is enough " ? Let 's ask . Cua ? ? ? mentation of you want to try " DateWell ? Require the appropriate pairings No complete attention to detail . ? Okay ? How Jack ? on the radio this morning ? I am paired with a girl ! Ndolo never seen . ? Can you believe it ? Love at first sound . - Computers can not do that . - The questionnaire that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all the drama . I interned for suggesting that I have a divine gift to do exactly what s t ? ? are trying to do . I interned for the of the " divinity " not by the " gift " . And I do not pretend to be omniscient . I have a meeting with a state-n stico the fol l ? are helping me process numbers . ? ? Statistics ? Is that what we have come ? Do you really think that a nerd ? can do the job of the Gods ? Hello . I 'm the nerd . Peter Karnow . It is a great honor finally meet you , Dr . McCrae . Lea-his book . His work on the sign of the alizaci ? ? n personality is clear and precise . Well , thanks . You 're very kind . And please call Claire ? mame . He is Trevor . It is a railroad conductor , which is a very important which , sadly , not their ability to stay and chat . ? En serio ? ? Tengo que @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you take your calculator love and quantify . Buenas noches , Trevor . I said , by the way , I hope you enjoy my quote " Pi . " And by " Pi " , I mean the relationship n my circle and my day ! Meters . Yes . Thank you very much for the encounter tonight . - This will be very useful . - Yes , it will be . Hace rato me reun ? con Kelsey Stanzler y hemos cubierto mucho terreno . Is Kelsey Stanzler , columnist from " The Village Voice " ? Saba not that " DateWell " was s using more of an expert . We are covering interest in common and n values , and it is all about the atracci ? will and desire , which may also be important , right ? Algunas veces estas cosas no pueden pasarse por alto . The Keith Jack to Mick . We were never formally presented . The name is Trevor and this bar chocolate are defective - ? Quieres decir que est ? rancio ? - No . Esperaba un @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the wrap . I really have no time for this . Come on . S ? ? d ? ? jate the lead . ? Have you ever searched for a treasure ? T ? ? know where you to keep track . I am familiar with the concept . There is one here , in this market , which lets you lead Jack . ? ? l ? Cua is the best song of Prince of the 80 ' ? " Raspeberry Beret . " Raspberry sorbet . The best album for ? ? 2:00 A.M . " Velvet Underground amp ; Nico . " And there is one on the cover ... " The best song will be performed PA ? stuma of all time . " This is easy . " Sitting on the dock of the bay " by Otis Redding . ? Sarah is in the supermarket ? ? Thinking that I love ? #Ifonlyyou couldknow the# or guitar lessons . We eat at home help with homework . That is not the life that you wish ? n ning a single man , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ life were on a trip by car by 18 festivals . The best three months , but this drive ? lasts four months . Lo que realmente quiero is to see as much as , as much as possible . Well , prep ? rate . What they found in , can not be nice . Hi , guys . Hi , Trevor . Hello , strange a . How was your night ? ? ? returned home ! Go home . Adam never said that . God , you 're a baby ? . Walking through dangerous terrain , Adam Miles Porter . Of course , get on your side . Is My Child ero called ? ? a psychiatrist ? Trevor not want-a ruin your event . Ben ended up in the bathroom , - And apparently ? ... - wet pants . - S ? . - I thought that bean-masters beyond that . The psychiatrist at the school , states that are associated with the absence of his father . But when I began a new family , a year ago , the visits stopped . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a divorce . Yes . I live a double dose . Adam is in hiding your impassive facade , Ben and leads him to burst . - ? So ? How was it ? - How was what ? The pela-film , " Herbie is crazy . " The appointment . How was the appointment ? The event was able to increase , but ... Not s ? ? . I think I have to assimilate , you know , what you ... what the kids mean . Only I am ... I 'm not sure can relate . I have something to show you . ? ? ste n the room where it grows . A shrine of rock n ' roll . If you can not relate to these children , s are not trying enough . Jack Kozakowski . In person . I listen to your program . Hey , I appreciate that ... Child ? o " A " . Only to be very good . but now ... sucks . Thanks for the retroalimentaci ? ? n . It 's not your fault can not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ AHA-working ? Well , let 's see ... keeps me off the streets , you know , pay rent , feeds my masochism general . Yes , money . I understand . Watch four ? n passes a rapid to be cone-worship to be sold one . We did it . 200 have completed singles our online questionnaire . A homogeneous mixture nea ? your singles group , faithful readers Stanzler Kelsey , and friends of employees of DateWell . - So , it is time to do so . - So it seems . ? Do you love of Tamara Lempicka , ? gift to you or a patient Christmas ? I am a great Fana ? tica , almost everything about Art Deco . I also n . In fact , I am a member of the Art Deco Society of New York . Not that I go to meetings or something well . - S ? ? I like it - - ? ? - n receive a ticket ? Yes . To find out when he organized tours and things well . Well , thanks for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ both totally stupid . - I guess that masters must-start . - S ? . Yes , I can not wait to see whom to choose No more . Do complete the questionnaire ? A chef has to prove their own food , do not you think ? Perhaps s t ? ? as must-try . I 'm not sure it is appropriate . Use a pseudo ? nimo . ? Nobody knows . See what results . We have much in common n . Receives a call at work today . Wait . Give me ten seconds n ? statements of to know that my life is not a lie . - Do you like dinner ? - ? I love the food . Both , in fact , that I want to celebrate now . Remember when you said ? we want to be me - One night a year or - not compared to the progeny . Elvis Costello recorded a ? presentation of live in the Bowery in 90 minutes , and we , You and I are 2 of the 30 people on the list @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? . Here at home-Porter we started our projects science fair ? ? sta night . ? She does not suffer ? ? She does not , does not suffer ? ? She suffers no fools , ? suffers fools ? to suffer fools gladly ? ? to suffer fools gladly ? ? She does not suffer ? She does not # , # does not suffer ? She suffers no fools , ? suffers fools ? to suffer fools gladly ? ? to suffer fools gladly ? So that ... Is your new single is called , " R.O.F.L ? Yes . Quer-to a ? ? album that reflects me , is not that last no you 've done , it was me , Only it was ... a different me , ? ? sabes ? " What happens ? , " Jack ? " I think what I 'm trying to say is that ? ? ? ? ste album really reflects new to me , ? you know ? As the " me now " , although ? recorded six months ago . She does not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not suffer ? She suffers no fools , ? suffers fools ? to suffer fools gladly ? ? to suffer fools gladly ? She 's not ... # # She does not suffer She does not # , # does not suffer She does not suffer # # # She does not , does not suffer # " LET THE CLUB 80 WATTS . ? Do you want to come ? " Clifford and I work together bamos ! some time ago in a No station in Flagstaff that no longer exists . Now a management No station in Seattle , - Says there is a job for me . - ? In Seattle ? That is , what I do here , Trevor , in New York are killing me . Alla In Seattle , let me pass the music I want . It is a space in peak hours . It 's the perfect job . Except that it is in Seattle , which is why you fail . I said I will take a few hours to think about it . Look , maybe can take s @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and when we 're ready ? will ask her and the kids - To be living with me . - Seriously , have you 're a rookie ? The life of Sarah , the lives of children , n-are here in New York . She does not want loose ? and move the city from the west where it rains throughout the year where they do not know anyone . She wants someone Raa pour ces - at your side and stabilized . So-is-as will run it . Hello . Hello . Hi , guys . - Hello . - Hi . ? Do you have a little late , eh ? - Not that saba tena hours . - Do not . Are You ate it ? Sorry , I did not . Why do not you take a rest and you relax ? Oye , ? ? Jack ? Say , Child ? o " A " . Morning of day one we have information , racing school . Do you mind , to attend ? Are fresh air with the rest of parents lawyers ? Do not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ball everywhere . Nothing talks sex ... unless you need one . Only what I want to be clear , ? Do not rub your hair and tell you ? " That 's my boy , champions ? n " . Yes , you 've understood . Okay , count me out . Perfect . Well , some friends and Bobby Ronson I know you do not believe that . Great . ? Is everything okay ? Yes . Yes , everything perfect . Who called ? n ? Nobody important . Jack . I was awake all night worried so you were going to do . - ? tries to call you . - ? Did you ? So many times I did ? mode feel Inca . - I eat a whole cake . - I stay , I stay . I have three good reasons to stay in New York . Excellent decision n . ? Do you have the afternoon off ? ? Want a legendary course click Kozakowski Jack discs ? I will give a talk in the class the Child ? o " A @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Almost done . - ? ? A what hours should there be ? - 1:30 . - 1:30 . 1:30 ? ? ? Jack , you just need one hours and is ... in Queens . Dream as a wife , Trevor . Nothing rocanrolero . Well , I have 20 minutes against this class . I can give you some education n . I can make the kids go on the right track . I can say some things that do not know but you like it . I believe that most gustar ? a s to arrive on time . Yes , yes , yes , yes , give me a minute . Well , start with " White Lines " the great Flash . Well , you know th , a public service , type anti-drugs or so . The encantar ? a teacher . Well , good , and towards Queens we are happy . And " War Pigs " by Sabbath after s . As a " C ? ? llense " the heads of hard to seventh grade , they also n @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Yes , live to enjoy Power Pop Are 1:25 . Discussions have taken my car . No , most had to pass either s less in the enjoyment of the Power Pop " s and more in the A-B-C not fail the kids . Thetrainstartedtomove ? at a time . The company MTA apologizes for the delay . It does not work . Outside area . Yes , I think we will be sure to say that we lost . You will have to compensate the Child ? o " A " a very good way . Lo s ? ? . I suspect that her mother s will be more difficult to compensate . Hey , Why not try again with her ? I 've tried like ten times , ? okay ? She took the decision of no reply . ? Inta ntal again . - I have been here for a while . With the hand up to play , can not touch ... S ? , deber ? a dejarlos para aclarar todo . Really sorry . I do not care . T ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ My children , they do not need to talk more s . We have had our share men disappoint . We need a man to appear . You know what hard sorprender ? a what is found . Yes , but Sarah , I am not one of those disappoint you . Perhaps it was . I admit , it did not seek settle . I do not want you . S ? ? tena so the idea that were equal to me . You were an era companions n ? ? mada of Rock'n'roll . Is That-a must rejoice ? Now I just feel it , waiting to get home for a night of pizza , imagining it as a Ben your spelling test , trying to get a smile to Adam . When I think of home , just think en d ? ? nde are n t ? ? and kids . I was never interested in anything that ? , but thinking that should go , I did fall in love with you . What you say ? I do not repeat the chorus . The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ friend Milo the pick ! ! to stay there to sleep . Well , seems the perfect occasion listening to " Astral Weeks . " You appeal to Porter . Leavea message . Jack , I amCliffy . ? ? D ? ? nde am calling ? Is it true ? ? Have you tamed ? That is a l ? ? stima , because I have the better jobs throughout United States waitndotein Seattle . I asked more s time to consider the offer . You will ? s more time . But lets be avoided , man . Weknowthatthereisno way that you are happy **25;2458;TOOLONG . - Hello . - Hi . So that ... such n of the radio station ... Is Jack ? Yes . If she passes out on his v ? ? mito , t ? ? is clean . Jack , What happened ? Sweet Jane . ? broke me . He said that just as tena-amos two possibilities . Or that I let the end-a , or me and quedar ? a guardar ? a grudge him for that . He said @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him he was wrong . She did not escuchar ? a . Not hear-a ... today . Morning . Morning is a great to-day to listen . There is nothing retained ? ndome New York now . Must-have taken to the Clifford bid . Perhaps s have not covered . No Maybe I can still call . ? ? h ? Your musical resigned Roes when it became difficult ? ? What did The Clash ? Are The Beatles The Doors Are ? Well , in that order , yes , yes , and I 've killed men for less that suggest that some time , I liked The Doors . If you are ready to s resign so easily , s perhaps Sarah reason tena n leave in free before they broke your heart n . - ? ? be punished ? - I listen to Jack . - Change radio station , Ben . - No . Frank , s arein theair in Red Hook . Hey , WhathappenedtoJack ? - Whyarenot l - Jack Kozakowski was done acoupleof weeks . Now theyares with the Queen of the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Sorry . Ben , you can choose the station in the car , ? right ? Something you like . Hello . ? Can you bring a coffee large , please ? And , do you have algae ? n croissants today ? ? I think took the last . Do you realize that you are bound s share it with me now , no ? I did what I suggested . Can be very suggestive . ? Fill out a questionnaire , choose a pseudo ? nimo . I have just the results here in my bag . Must-Do masters ... Too busy to ? a second appointment but ... not too busy for a rare pastel ? Is " No True Sign ? " When you know , you know . D ? ? Mosler welcome the dawn . " T ? ? s ? ? loss , filthy liar . " ? ? D ? ? Mosler welcome dawn ? " I guess we can not forget the past 40 seconds , ? ? no ? No . But we can forget all the time leading @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? A ? ? n want to see the results of the appointment ? ? Or if we lose match any s ? faith in computer dating ? No . " Tamara from Lemicka . " ? Is that your match ? Tamara . That is a name sexy girl , ? ? no ? I met two Tamaras . You can go in another direction n . Tamara ... Sarah . ? ? Are you turned off your cell phone ? - Battery-to death . Perfect . - They called the school of Ben . Have been trying localizarte for one hour . It has become a trap in the boys ' bathroom . - Ben , ? ? s are good ? - S ? . ? I called my cell phone . - I came as soon as I heard ? . - I brought you some clothes ... Unless you want to stay what you post . More or less I feel I have put a dress , so that ... Thanks for coming . Thought-as to be in Seattle now . Seattle does not sound @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thanks , but no . The fact is that I think New York n still has much to offer . - ? You think ? - S ? . I 've been working on averigurar what work will make me happy . I notice that if I can make it more happy , may then extend-a - a something to cheer . How are running it ? I think my answer will ? at the time . I like their chances . His interests HACA not harm-an o . Listen , I 'm going to see Jack Sarah and the kids s after that for the grand opening . - Algae ? ? ? n s interest in joining ? - ? ? Yo ? ? Now ? Do not pretend that we have other plans ? - ? Take my bag . - Perfect . Outside there is a # Van ? n de # goods waiting ## Outsideof thefamily ? ? s are Still concerned have CDs next to the vinyl ? T ? ? no know , with MP3s everywhere CDs are the new vinyl . Retro @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Yes , the nia ? o knows his stuff . Le aste teach well . Watch this . All the bands ? listens in college . Pavement , Liz Phair . I loved these Lemonheads Record . ? Do you have a turntable ? No , but maybe get one . Maybe find a guy who n also like disks . Explore things in common n . As your DateWell questionnaire . DateWell and I split paths . Why ? Recent discoveries suggest me that a computer may be unable to identify factors required to bring a n relationship to life . Interesting . - ? ? S ? , this is where you reveling , presumes , bailecito do your victory ? No dancing . It seems that we have a dance circle problems ideol ? ? logical . What , you think that computers can ar plays a role alongside people ? Always working hand in hand with a human understanding of relations . Look , I could have been a little precipitate hard you , Claire , and I owe you an apology for not being @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Trevor . That really means a lot . De nada , Tamara . ? Here comes your man- ?

@@5228241 [GRUNTING] All right . Here 's , uh , Owen 's schedule . Could somebody open this , please ? He 's got the , uh , pediatrician and gymboree tomorrow and -- Jule , are you listening ? Pediatrician , gymboree . I-I got it . Try a towel on that . And when you pick him up at daycare , you ca n't pull up to the curb anymore . You got - - You got ta go inside . Yeah . You told me . Owen , you got syrup on Vonda Shepard . " Up on the Roof " ? Hm , who could that be for ? Shut up . BOTH : You shut up . Everybody shut up . Now , this is my flight information with Gene and Ellie 's number . So if you need to reach me -- Think they 're gon na let you stay with them ? They have n't returned your call . I kind of doubt Ellie 's baking you a cake . Well , I 'll let you know where I 'm staying , and I 'll call you as soon as I know when @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hug . Wait a minute . As soon as you know ? I-I thought you said - - I said a few days . It all depends on how well it goes . Well , yeah . But you ca n't just disappear for God knows how long and expect me to take care of everything . I mean , Bay is , like , gone , and I 've got stuff to do -- Hey , is it too much to ask for this one thing , Jule ? I mean , you might start to appreciate my life around here a little bit . Wait , Charlie , um ... This is-- This is for Kirsten . It 's got some pictures of my recital . I 'll give it to her . Now , I got ta go . Have a nice trip . Well , you know what I mean . [SIGHS] THEBODEANS ' " CLOSERTOFIVE " PLAYING * Everybody wants to live * * Like they wan na live * * And everybody wants to love * * Like they wan na love * * @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ * Closer to free * I know you hate these overalls , but I 'm not the one who spilled syrup all over my pants . So you 're just gon na have to deal with it . Okay ? SAM : Morning . JULIA : Oh , hey , Sam . Oh , um , for you . " Up the Ladder to the Roof , " " Rain on the Roof . " Cute . Number one . What ? Number one . No . Hurry up . So I was , um , thinking that we should maybe do something ... together . Julia , do - - Do I feel warm to you ? Um , not now , Claudia . Uh , sure . Absolutely . Like what ? Um , do you ski ? Ski ? Um , me ? Of course . ' Cause I was gon na go Saturday . Julia , you 're supposed to be taking care of us . In a-- A minute , Claudia . Saturday , I do n't know . I mean , Charlie ... Sure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Jule ... What ? What is with you ? I ca n't believe you interrupted me like that . Making me look like a stupid baby-sitter in front of Sam . I really do n't feel good . I 'm thinking maybe I should just stay home . Nice try , Claudia . You wan na skip school because Charlie 's not here . So forget it . No , really . I 'm not -- So , I 'll , uh -- I-I 'll pick you up around 8 ? Perfect . Julia . In the car now . Kids ... OWEN : Uh-oh . My pants . Yeah . [TOILET_FLUSHING] [WHISTLE_BLOWS] Seven . Again . Good match . You work on that bridge , Andy . Hold up , Bailey . All right , men . You see this ? You see this ? Salinger 's been on the team three weeks , three weeks and look it him . This is what a little dedication will do for you . And do you know how many Salingers they got over at City ? Every man on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Bailey . All right , here 's the deal . For the next 72 hours , you drink water only , and not much of that . No alcohol . You 're gon na stick to your diets . You 're gon na work out . Let Salinger here be your example . Hit the showers . Hey . [DOORBELL_RINGING] Hello , Ellie . Charlie , you should n't have come . I called four times . I left messages . If you did n't want me to be here ... Look , this - - This is not a good time . Gene 's away for a few days . I do n't know how to handle this . There 's nothing to handle . I just wan na see Kirsten . Okay ? She 's not here . Where is she ? Did something happen ? No . No , no . She 's just gone out . Look , Charlie , I 'm sorry that you 've come all this way , but - - [HORN_HONKING] Charlie . Hey . Oh , my-- Oh , my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I-- I ca n't believe this is -- This is such a surprise . I -- Mom ? Did you know about this ? [BIRD_CAWING] Half done . Wan na trade ? Hm ? Oh , sure . [CHATTER] [JAZZY_MUSIC_PLAYING] Hm , that 's kind of bland . Yeah . Part of the diet . High protein , low fat . So guess what ? My parents are trying to get me ready for college , you know , so they gave me separate billing on my charge card . Cool . What 's it mean ? Well , it means that they want me to start paying my own bills . So the statement comes to me now , and if I want to put something on there that I do n't want them to know about , that 'd be okay . What would you - - ? Like what ? Like , um , a hotel room . I-I told my mom and dad that we were going to that concert tonight , probably would n't be in till late . [SIGHS] But I-I do n't wan @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we had talked about trying again , so . It 's like the perfect opportunity . So , do you - - ? Do you want to ? Try again ? W-- Yeah . Of course . Of course I do . But ... I ca n't . Ca n't ? Why not ? It 's coach . We had this totally lousy practice today , and Coach Petrocelli came down on us really hard . On me . And he said , you know , stick to the diet , no alcohol and no ... you know ... He j-- He just said that ? Drains the stamina . Well , it-- It made sense the way he said it . Wow . Kind of sucks , huh ? Owen , get away from there . You 're gon na fall . Oh . There you are . I want you to do a favor for me . No . Wait . Will you just wait a minute ? I want you to watch Owen for me on Saturday . Why ca n't you do it ? Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ whoop . Julia , my stomach is killing me . I told you . So take something , all right ? Look , I know what you 're doing , Claudia , because I used to do it , and it 's not gon na work . You 're not gon na screw this up . Julia , I - - Listen , it 's bad enough that I am stuck baby-sitting you guys , I 'm not putting my whole life on hold until Charlie gets back . So you are just gon na help me , and that 's it . * You can no longer stand * * In the refractions * Hey , I 'm making soup . Well , heating soup , actually . Do you want some ? No . No , I do n't . Is it too much to ask you to keep your garbage off the table ? I 've got ta study . Okay . So , what 'd you guys fight about this time ? What ? You and Sarah . The only thing that puts you in this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did n't fight . Okay ? And I do n't wan na get into this stuff right now . Not with you . What 's that supposed to mean ? Look , just - - Just please leave me alone . Great . You drank all the beer . No . You drank all the beer . Okay ? And it was my six pack . Look , you know , I 'm getting a little tired of this , Bailey . Okay ? Will you please -- No . You know , it just seems like every time things get a little rocky with Sarah , you-- You come home and you treat me like crap . Either that or you want me flat on my back . And you know what ? I 'm kind of sick of it . What do you want from me , Callie ? I do n't know , Bailey . I mean , would it kill you to at least treat me like an actual human being ? I mean , is that too much to ask ? You know what ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't wan na deal with any of this . That 's great , Bailey . Where do you think you 're going ? Hey , I owe you a six pack . [SIRENS_WAILING] Are you sure this is okay ? Better than upsetting your mom . Yeah . Guest room 's fine . These are , uh , for you . Please do n't use the ones hanging in the bathroom . Uh , there 's a plastic squeegee in the shower stall . Use it to wipe off the door if you do n't mind . It mildews . No problem . I called Gene . He 's gon na try and get back here as soon as possible . You did n't have do that , mom . Of course I did . Good night . You should get some sleep . [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES] Ugh . She 's making me crazy . [SIGHS] So ... you look great . Like you 're better . Well , the last four weeks have actually been pretty good since I went on this new medication . I mean , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . So you 've been doing pretty good for -- For what , like , the last month ? Well , yeah , pretty good . So , I mean , why did n't you - - ? You write me and tell me or - - ? Or call me or something ? [CHUCKLES] I do n't know . ' Cause I 've been really worried , Kirsten . I wanted to know . It 's just ... maybe I did n't really trust it , you know ? Like , as soon as I wrote you or told you , it would n't be true anymore . But it is true . It is now . KIRSTEN : So , anyway , " Chic-ago " was the Indian word for stinking onion , ' cause of all the onion fields . But the French settlers pronounced it " Shi-cago . " See ? And we 're walking . We 're walking . [KIRSTEN_GIGGLES] Well , you asked . So come on , I want details . Tell me everything that 's going on . Well , not much @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lot . He does ? Especially when I put him to bed . He told me he likes your bedtime stories better than mine . [LAUGHING] God , I miss that . What ? It 's just been such a long time since I 've seen you smile . It 's nice to see . So do you wan na go see the view from the top of the Sears Tower , or there 's this great architectural tour . You 'd like that . How about if we just keep walking for a little bit ? How about if we do . Rayich , come on , hit the mats . Come on . Hustle . Hustle . Hustle . Shoot . Shoot . Excuse me , but the ladies ' gym 's over at Chapman Hall . Oh , um , I 'm looking for Bailey Salinger , actually . I thought he had practice . He does , but he 's not here . And if you find him , you tell him if he misses another practice , he 's off the team . I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good move . Mills , what are you , Gumby ? Come on , move . Move . Shoot . Shoot . Owen , come on . Look , I 'm sorry I was late . But hey , you got extra time in the sandbox , and I got 50 percent off on a really cute ski suit . I do n't care . Owen . Give me a break . [ANSWERING_MACHINE_BEEPS] Claudia . Claud ! Oh , hey , Julia , it 's Sam . Sam Brody . You know , the , uh , roof guy . Uh , I was just thinking , we kind of need to beat the traffic in the morning . So how about if I pick you up around 7 ? Call me if you can handle that . Okay.Bye . [MACHINE_BEEPS] WOMAN : This is Dr . Eglar 's office at County General . Your sister Claudia was admitted this afternoon with a prettyacute case of appendicitis . And we needed someone to authorize surgery . Please contact us as soon as possible . But how is she ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's just her appendix ? All I can tell you is she 's out of the surgery . Other than , you have to wait for her doctor . Okay . It 's okay . You sit here . You sit right here . Okay ? Salinger ? Me . Uh , that 's me . I 'm Julia Salinger , Claudia 's sister . Is she okay ? She 's fine . We could n't get in touch with you , so we had to go ahead with the surgery . We really had no choice . No . No , that 's okay . Your office explained it . Whatever you need me to sign . But she 's okay ? She 's gon na be fine . Your sister 's quite a character . Can I see her ? I wan na see her . Oh , well ... What ? What 's wrong ? Nothing . Just ... She made it pretty clear ... She said to tell you she does n't wan na see you . Sorry . Oh . Is this my exit ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ probably backed up . Just stay in this lane . [BREATHES_DEEPLY] Charlie ... I think I 'm ready to go home . That 's where we 're headed . I meant - - I meant San Francisco . I ca n't stop thinking about it . And I miss it . And I do n't know , it just - - It just feels right . Like it 's been long enough . Wow . You think ? I should-- I should think about getting on with my life . Figure out what that 's gon na be . And I-- I ca n't do that with Mom and Dad telling me what to wear and what to eat . And-- And maybe if I go -- If I go back home with you , I can -- I can get everything back on track . Okay . Wow . That 's , um - - We 'll make plans . You can finish up what you have to do here and then -- That 's the thing , you know , there 's nothing here . Then we can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're ready . I 'm ready now . Let's-- Let 's go . Let 's just keep driving and go . Right . That 's , like , 2,000 miles . How about we go back and get my bag and your stuff , and then we 'll fly back as soon as -- No , I mean it . If we go back to my house , my mom -- Well , she - - You know what she 'd do . So-- So let 's just do it , Charlie . Let 's just drive back to San Francisco . [SIGHS] Take me home , please . Okay . [CHUCKLES] Okay . [GIGGLES] [PHONE_RINGING] Hey , Bailey . What ? Bailey , do you want me to get that ? No . The machine , uh ... Bailey , are you drunk ? Hung over . What is going on with you ? You know , you 're really starting to scare me . Not now , Sarah . God . No . I mean , I looked for you at practice , and you were n't there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ going on . You said you 're not supposed to drink , look at you . I do n't - - I ca n't do this right now . Okay ? Please . Is it me ? Is it me ? I mean , did I do something ? I just wish you 'd tell me . No . No . You did n't do anything . I do n't believe you . Why else would you be treating me this way ? It 's - - it 's nothing . Okay ? It 's nothing . It has to be something , Bailey . Because you said that you were n't supposed to drink . And you said that you were n't supposed to have sex , and if you could do one , then why ca n't - - ? I did both , Sarah . I did both . What ? I ca n't ... It 's not you . It 's not your fault . I ca n't lie to you . Callie . I -- With Callie . [SOBBING] Oh . Sarah . Wow , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ listen to me , honey . I know . I know what you want , b-but this is a mistake . No , honey , you know what your doctors said . You 're not well enough to -- I know you love him , sweetheart . I know you do . But my God , I mean-- Kirsten ? We 're south of Chicago in a snowstorm . But , anyway , I 'm using up all the tape here . Um , we 'll see you guys in a couple of days . Pretty cool , huh ? So how 'd that go ? Is everything okay ? What ? Yeah . I mean , she 's upset , but I think I convinced her . We should get going . Okay . Bailey , hey , wake up , wake up . Go away . Bailey , you turned the machine down . So what ? Stop talking . Bailey , your sister 's in the hospital . What ? Which one ? County General . She 's -- No . Which sister ? Claudia , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ My God . Bailey , jeez . I 'm okay . Leave me alone . I 'm okay . Look , do you want me to drive you ? Would you mind ? Hey , where have you been ? I called the apartment . I called Sarah . You called Sarah ? Yeah . It 's kind of-- I 'm sorry . She 's okay , right ? Yeah , she 's okay . She 's -- God , you look like hell . What happened to you ? Jus-- Nothing . Okay ? [CLAUDIA_MOANS] Claud ? Hey . Hey , how you doing ? Hey . Bailey ? Right here . I 'm right here . You came all the way over here just for me ? Of course I did . You know I did . I brought this for ya . Wow . You 're so thoughtful . I was just dreaming . I -- I dreamed I called 911 , you know , and I was all alone and you showed up in the ambulance , and you took care of me and , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there , Claud . My mouth 's all full of cotton . Bailey , would you get me some juice or something ? Yeah , sure . I 'll be right back . WOMAN [OVER_PA] : Dr . Austin to Labor and Delivery . Hi . Claudia Salinger 's room , please . 327 . Right over there . Thank you . What are you doing here ? Oh , Sarah , I just gave Bailey a ride . How could you ? You know , after what you did ? What ? He told you . I tried to help you through that whole rape thing , and what was that ? Sarah -- Was that just some twisted excuse to get Bailey to spend time with you ? Is that it ? Is that how it happened ? I mean , you made him feel sorry for you ? I 'm gon na go . Okay ? I-I should go . How could you do this ? Look , maybe you should talk to Bailey . Sarah . These are for Claudia . [SIGHS] Hey , Omaha , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm thinking we should stop for the night . Have us a roast steak for dinner , pick up a change of clothes . What 's the next town ? Um , Lincoln . But that 's at least - - I do n't -- You know what , I-- I do n't -- I 'm not ready to stop yet . Let 's just keep going until the next town . Let 's just stop in Lincoln . Do you want me to drive ? No , no . That 's , uh-- That 's fine . Your mom let me in . I was walking . Just walking . Trying to understand . Why would you do this , Bailey ? I wish-- I wish I could explain , but I do n't know . And I know that 's not even -- I know that 's not good enough . And I know you deserve more than that , but I do n't know , Sarah . I do n't know . Can you go , please . ' Cause I know that you 're here to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Look , I love you , Sarah . I love you . Do n't . I love you and - - Stop it , please . Yell at me . Call me names and - - And-- And throw things , and hit me and tell me you never want to see me again . I should . Cause I really hate you for this , Bailey . And I never thought that was possible . But there it is . I hate you so much for this . I know . And I wan na hurt you , and tell you to go to hell . I want to do all those things so bad . But I ca n't . I 'm still in love with you . And that 's not just gon na go away . Because ... [***] you 're the one that 's supposed to hold me . Sarah . I ca n't . Not yet . Okay . We got sweatpants , socks , couple of changes of underwear , and two beautiful Lincoln , Nebraska sweatshirts , gray for you and black @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... whatever you wan na do . Did you have a good shower ? Lousy . The water 's so soft I could n't get the shampoo out of my hair . That and the fact that there 's no water pressure , and the towels are nubbly . Nubbly ? Yeah , you know , covered with nubs . I hate that . Right . But , other than that , you okay ? Stop asking me that . I just hate nubbly towels . Is that a crime ? No , of course not . I 'm , uh - - I 'm gon na take a shower . Oh , this is perfect . What ? What 's the matter ? Look at this . Look at this . What 's wrong ? They look clean . They 're worn out , Charlie , and they 're nubbly . I do n't see that - - Right there . Feel that . Everything in this place is - - Is nubbly . All right . I 'll call the front desk and we 'll -- That 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ night -- I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry . [***] Sorry . I 'm just -- I 'm just tired . That 's all . Are you sure ? Yes . Yes , um , just ... go take your shower . It 's okay . Kirsten . I 'm okay . [CHUCKLES] I 'm okay , Charlie . I 'm fine . [MOUTHING] Okay . Kirsten ? Why do n't you come back to bed ? [CRYING] Hey , it 's okay . Shh . It 's okay . You wan na talk about it ? It 's too soon , Charlie . I thought I was ready , but it 's too soon . Will you take me home ? Shh . [PHONE_RINGING] Hello ? Oh . Hey . No . No , I was just sitting here . You know . How was skiing ? Oh , sorry I missed it . Huh ? No . No . The nurse told me to go home , but , I do n't know , I could n't stand the thought of leaving her all alone here . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her sleep . Yeah , yeah . She 's fine . I 'm the one who 's feeling lousy . Sure . That 'd be great . All right . Bye . [CLAUDIA_MOANING] Do n't worry . I wo n't stay in here . I 'll be out in the waiting room . Actually , um ... do you think there 's any of that orangeade left ? Sure . Sure . * Six o'clock And it 's way down low * * She looked at me Saying " We got ta go now " * * Not the way I feel More the way things sound * Do you mind ? No . [MUSIC_LOWERS] Sorry . It just helps drown everything else so I can think . This stupid paper . Hey , look , it's-- It 's cool if you need some time . You know . I mean , I 'm okay with that . Trust me , I know it sucks to break up with someone . We did n't . You 're kidding ? You mean , even after you -- She does n't want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ So this thing between us , whatever it is , it has to stop . Hm , yeah , seems like you said that once before . Standing right about there as I recall . Do n't , please . I 'm only telling you this because we 're gon na try and work it out . And you should know that . What the hell are you doing , Bailey ? Oh , God , you know -- You know , you 're just -- You 're not worth it . [TURNS_MUSIC_UP] * We got ta go * * Remember the time * * Got ta put away the game * Kirsten ? What 's the matter ? Kirsten ? I ca n't do this , Charlie . I ca n't do this anymore . I know . I 'm taking you back . No . No . It 's not -- My therapist tried to tell me and I would n't even go there . I know that . I got really good at justifying and rationalizing , but I would n't listen . What ? What are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ how it felt ... What it was like to be in love with you . And I tried to defend it because I love you so much . And all that time I was getting better , and I started recognizing myself in the mirror again and that felt -- What ? What ? It 's you , Charlie . I ca n't be with you . Okay . Okay . Obviously , we - - We tried to rush into this . Obviously , this was too soon to think that we could do this , but that does not mean - - Charlie , I ca n't . That 's what I 'm trying -- I 'm just -- I 'm doing it again . I-I 'm with you and I -- And I think I 'm happy , but -- But it 's always there . When you left me -- The wedding -- That was -- That was just - - Wait a minute . What ? This is about the wedding ? That 's not - - That 's not fair , Kirsten . Charlie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've - - I 've changed , Kirsten . Look at me since I 've been with you . And look at me . I know that you 've changed , Charlie , but that 's just -- The wedding triggered it , this thing . Something that was already inside of me . And now you 're all tangled up in that somehow , and I ca n't just get past it . I -- I tried to make it go away , but it just-- It wo n't . I love you . But every time I look at you , it 's -- It 's all I see . And I know it 's not fair . And I know it 's not your fault , but it 's all I see . Darling . [YAWNS] You do n't have to be here every minute , you know . Mm . I 'm okay . I know that . So guess what ? Dr . Eglar said I 'll be able to wear a bikini without showing a scar . Hey , that 's a plus . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a great indoor pool at the Aquatic Center too . We should do that . The two of us , you know . Swim , check out the guys . Huh ? How does that sound ? Claud ? SAM : Where 's my camera when I need it ? JULIA : Hey . For me ? Actually , no . They 're for Claudia . I hope flowers are okay . I did n't know whether I should do that or candy or stuffed toy something . I 've never been around kids much , so . JULIA : She loves flowers . It 's sweet . So you have n't dated somebody with kids before , huh ? Ca n't say that I have . ' Cause it 's not like I have kids , but I sort of do . And it 's just kind of how my life is . Sometimes I 'm gon na have to baby-sit , and sometimes I 'm gon na have to cancel at the last minute and -- Sometimes you 're gon na be doing homework . I know . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what ? You 're pretty amazing . Wow . Amazing . Huh . It 's a good word . Julia . Hey , I 'm right here , Owen . I 'm right here . Kirsten ? Kirsten , honey , are you all right ? I 'm fine , mom . Are you sure ? Are you ? I 'm glad you came back . Charlie , I ca n't believe that - - Mom , do n't . Okay ? Not now . You wan na come inside ? No . I do n't think - - [***] Could you just maybe , uh , get my bag for me ? I 'm just gon na -- Sure . I 'll be right back . Kirsten . Yeah ? Nothing . Just , uh , my shaving kit 's in the bathroom . I 'll get it . Charlie , how dare you . How dare you come here and put her through this . What were you thinking ? What were you possibly thinking ? You know what , Ellie , I 'm not -- Could you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for it . What ? Look , Kirsten just -- Just send it to me . Okay ? I ca n't - - I ca n't do this again , and she should n't have to either . * What else can I do ? * * But bring a blanket * * For you * So pretty lame match , huh ? Hm ? I guess so . Yeah . I think that one guy must have lied about his weight class . He was a gorilla . Yeah . But you put up a good fight . Um ... I 'm half done . You ready to trade ? Yeah . * What else can I do * * But lend my shoulder * * To you ? * * Or to bury your head * Hello . * Let the teardrops roll * Anybody home ? * Hold your head up high * Anybody ? * What else can I do * * But lend my shoulder To you ? * * I have tears for you And another two * * When you feel like dying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , there 's nothing left * * Lord , we can do * * I say * * I 'll pray * * What else can I do * [CRYING] [***]

@@5229041 Previously : Last night changed things . The only thing different is that I 'm disgusted with myself . Is this the way to the movies ? What is this place ? I 'll just be a minute . Willow and Dawn have been missing for hours . - Do you know how long I 've been here ? - Let 's get outta here . Dawnie , I 'm sorry ! - You could have killed her ! - I need help . No more spells . I 'm finished . - Got it . - It 's beautiful . Phase one of the plan is now complete . Candles ? We ca n't have candles ? Dawn , it 's a magic clearance . Everything must go . But they 're just candles . Well , to you and me they 're just candles , but to witches they 're ... like bongs . So , no candles , no charms , no ... - Bird . - No bird ? The peacock on the table . It has two crystals in it . Tara , she ... she left them . I 'll make sure she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ god statue on the desk over there ? Kokopelli ? No ! I love him . And he was Mom 's . Why do we have to get rid of so many things I like ? Dawn , I explained this to you . Willow has a problem . The next few weeks are gon na be crazy hard on her as it is . Any reminder of what it is that she 's trying to stay away from could cause her to give in to temptation . And that would be bad . OK , that 's it . It 's finally done . I mean , it still needs a trial run , but it 's ... - Kinda clunky-lookin ' . - What ? I pictured something cooler . More ILM , less Ed Wood . You wan na see cool ? I 'll show you cool . Mama ! Did it ... ? Is it ... ? Yeah . - I 'd call that a successful test . - Well , that 's just half the test . Hey ... Hey ! - You penis ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thanks to my brains and our mystical gem , we got an invisibility ray . And I 'd say that makes us pretty much unstoppable . Dawn , come on . You got ta eat breakfast . Xander 's gon na be here any second . She 's gon na be late for school again . - How are you doing ? - I 'm OK . Not " ready to head back to classes , face the world " OK , but ... the shakiness is only semi now . I thought I 'd spend the day fishing the Net for more poop on the stolen diamond . I called you before . Did n't hear you . Hey , Dawnie , I 'm making you a nice omelette . Not hungry . Dawn , you need to eat something . Thanks for your concern . OK , I deserve the wrath of Dawn , but why is she taking it out on you ? Because I let it happen . - Buffy , I was the one who ... - Who was drowning . My best friend . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to even notice . Morning . What are you doing ? And here ? Just took a stroll . Found myself in your neck of the woods . Could n't find a less flammable time of day to take a stroll ? Well , the fact is my lighter 's gone missing . Thought I might 've dropped it here . Have n't seen it . I 'm gon na head back to my room , get dressed . Oh , I ... - Lame . - What ? You . Making up excuses . Oh , do n't flatter yourself , love . Bloody fond of that lighter . Stop trying to see me . And stop calling me that . So , um ... what should I call you then ? Pet ? Sweetheart ? My ... little Goldilocks ? You know , I love this hair . The way it bounces around when ... Uh-uh-uh ! This flapjack 's not ready to be flipped . What the hell is that supposed to ... ? Stop that . Good Godfrey Cambridge , Spike ! Still trying to mack @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ happen ! Only a complete loser would hook up with you . Unless she 's a simpleton like Harmony , or a nut sack like Drusilla ... Hey ! You really need to get Dawn off to school . Let 's go fetch her , OK ? You can let yourself out , right , Spike ? - Dawn ! Xander 's here ! - I 'm here . You have everything ? And after school , you ... - Yeah , yeah . Let 's go , Xander . - You will come straight home ? Sure . Maybe we can find some time for you to get me into another car accident . - Oh , good morning . You must be Dawn . - May I help you ? I 'm Doris Kroger , from Social Services . We had an appointment ? - Oh , for Wednesday . - This is Wednesday . Right . Well , Dawn , you better ... - And , Xander , you 'll drive safely ? - Yes , ma'am . Little bit on the tardy side , is n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of those mornings , you know ? Hey , come on in . Sorry about the mess . We 're doing a little house-clean . So , we gon na chat this out , or what ? Now 's really not a good time . I have company . No worries . I 'll wait . Um , Ms Summers , if you and your boyfriend would like ... He 's not ... Not my boyfriend . He 's just a ... Spike , this nice woman is from Social Services . Oh , right . Hey , Buffy 's a great mom . She takes good care of her little sis . Like , when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt , Buffy put a right stop to it . - I 'm sorry , did you say ... - Crib . Crib . He said crib . You know kids today and their buggin ' street slang . Spike , did n't you have to go now , you know , because of that thing ? Thing , yeah . My blanket . He sleeps @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the blanket ... That 's ... it 's a security thing . He ... has issues . Nope , just me and Dawn living here . Buffy , I 'm not feeling hot , so I 'm gon na take a quick nap , OK ? OK , Will ! That 's Willow . She kinda lives here too , actually . Oh , so you live with another woman ? Oh ... Oh , it 's not a gay thing , you know . Well , she 's gay , but we do n't ... gay . Not that there 's anything ... wrong with ... You know , I know what that looks like , but I swear it 's not what it looks like . It 's magic weed . It 's not mine . I think I 've seen enough . No , actually , I really do n't think that you have . It 's just ... it 's been kind of a bad time . It 's been a bad time now for a while , has n't it , Ms Summers ? Your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , due in large part to her frequent absences and lateness . - But there are good reasons . - Oh , I 'm sure there are . But my interest is in Dawn 's welfare and the stability of her home life - something I 'm just not convinced that an unemployed young woman can provide . I can . I do . Well , we 'll just have to see about that then , wo n't we ? Oh , and I 'm going to recommend immediate probation in my report . What does that mean ? It means that I 'll be monitoring you very closely , Ms Summers . And if I do n't see that things are improving , I 'll be forced to recommend that you be stripped of your guardianship . You ca n't do that . I do what is in Dawn 's best interest ... as should you . Have a nice day . Did n't go well , huh ? Why wo n't you go ? - I just thought you 'd want ... - Get out of here ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ long , Goldilocks . Well , I think I can work with this . What exactly would you like me to do ? Just make me ... different . - What if we get caught ? - No way . We 'll be invisible . - Plus their security 's gotten lax . - You should know . You 've cased it enough . OK , this is it . Remember ... we 're professionals . - Uh , Slayer ! - What ? Where ? There . Headed this way . - Give it ! - I need to be invisible ! I need it more ! Buffy ca n't see me ! - Watch it ! Do n't touch the ... Oopsie . What happened to Buffy ? She 's gone . She 's right here . Table four . I put her with your family . Great . Except we do n't hate Buffy . Let 's put her back at table one . - Well , where do I put D'Hoffryn ? - We 're not inviting D'Hoffryn . I have to , he 's my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She 's got a point . - Hey , Buffy ... Where ... where are you ? At table four , apparently . Well , that remains to be seen . Like you . Do n't strain yourself looking , Xander . I 'm Invisible Girl . - Uh , Xander ? - Sorry ! Her clothes are ... invisible too . Buffy , how did this hap ... Wait a sec . Have you been feeling ignored lately ? Yeah , ignored - I wish . No , this is n't a Marcie deal . I left Main Street after getting my hair cut ... - You cut your hair ? - Oh , yeah ! Really ? How short ? About up to here . If you could see my hand , it 's kind of above my shoulders . Sounds adorable ! I was thinking of getting my hair cut ... Can we get back to freaking out about no-show Buffy ? This is serious . I know . It kinda fits the day I 've had . Willow 's still a wreck , Dawn 's mad @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ put me through a wringer . Says she 's gon na " watch " me . Like to see her try now . You know , there may be an upside to no-see me . Buff , did you see anyone or ... anything suspicious before you ... cleared up ? Nope , did n't see nothin ' . See what I did there , with the eyeballs ? Why would anyone make her invisible anyway ? I mean , an invisible slayer 's got ta be way more effective than the standard variety . I 'm less with the why and more with the how . We get the how , then we got how to make her unseen sight seen again , right ? ' S all right ! Buffy , could you focus , please ? I am . Just ... this is kinda fun . Well , it would help if we had a little bit more to go on . Or ... anything to go on . Well , I could go check the spot where Buffy disappeared , snoop for clues . Yeah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just gon na ... go for a walk . - A walk ? - Yeah . Clear my head . You guys keep working on the what's and hows . - Clear my head ! - Buffy ! Well , seems pretty obvious it 's some kind of spell that 's done this to her . A spell from who ? You said it yourself , it makes no sense for one of her enemies to make her invisible . - Maybe it 's a mistake . - A magical mistake . Who 'd be messing with that kind of pow ... - Willow . - Xander . - How 's it goin ' ? - Um ... good . I found out some stuff about the diamond stolen from the museum . It 's called the Illuminata . There 's rumours it has quasi-mystical quantum properties . Willow , we need to talk . We are . Well , I 'm talking and you 're looking at me funny . Is there something you wan na tell me ? It was nothing . I ... I did n't slip @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ part of recovery , we understand that . We just have to figure a way to fix it . - Fix what ? - Fix Buffy . - Buffy 's broken ? - Will , you know what I 'm talkin ' ... You do n't know . Rhymes with ... blinvisible ? What ? Buffy was leaving the haircutting place when she ... - Buffy got her hair cut ? - Yeah ! Adorable , apparently . I personally could n't tell , since she 's all blinvisible . And you think I have something to do with this ? No . Not ... Will , your spells have caused weird stuff to happen to each of us at one time or another . - And let 's not forget the recent forgetting . - Oh . I see . So now when anything nasty happens , I get conveniently blamed for it ? No one 's blaming . So I guess it would n't matter if I just jump off the wagon completely , since you already think I 'm making pit stops . Well , look , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Willow , where you going ? - For a walk . Couple of circuits are burned out and the wiring 's all fried . But we had so many plans . Naked women , and all ... well , all the naked women . - It 's your fault . If you had n't grabbed it ... - We got bigger problems , bonehead . The Slayer 's invisible now ? He 's right . She could be anywhere . Even here , right now . Watching , listening to every word we say . For all we know , she could be one of us . - Oh ... - No , wait , no , guys , that is n't true . I would n't sweat the Slayer too much . Says you . In my book , an invisible slayer means a whole world of trouble . I am the ghost of fashion victims past . Studded caps ? Not a good idea . Hey ! I 'm doing you a favour ! Nah . Too easy . Hmm ... So long , copper ! Hey ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mrs Kroger . What ? Where 's my ... Losing my mind . OK , who 's the ... Kill . Kill . Kill . What ? - I did n't say anything . - Not you . The mug ! It 's ... But I ... I heard something . Kill , Doris . Kill everybody . - You know you want to . - Shut up , shut up ! Just shut up ! OK ... No ... No ... Yahtzee ! Doris . I 've got a few , so if you wan na discuss that case file now ... What ? Oh . Oh , yes , the Summers file . It 's right over here . It 's a 15-year-old girl , living under her sister 's guardianship . The house is a complete ... What is this ? " All work and no play make Doris a dull girl " ? - What ? - " All work and no play make Doris ... " The pages are filled with it . I ... I ... I ... I did n't do this . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me ? There was a voice before . It made my coffee dance . - It told me to ... - To ... what ? Nothing . Doris ... take the rest of the day off . - See your doctor . - What about my cases ? We 'll ... put someone else on them . - And have them redo the Summers interview . I 'm not crazy . I am not crazy . Hey , Will . Whatcha doin ' ? I figured out this was where Buffy disappeared from what you told me , so do n't start jumpin ' to any conclusions . No jumping ' . Look , feet firmly planted . I 'm not feeling like myself right now . Sorry . Me too . Sorry . So , what have we found out so far ? Take a look at that ! Something sped outta here pretty damn quick to make that kind of tread mark . - This could have been made any time . - Yeah , but this was n't . What is it ? - Paint that I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Ow ! That one . Whatever hit this hydrant hit it after it was made invisible . Betcha by golly wow that something was the same something that shot out of that alley . Black paint ? Buffy 's phantom van . We need to let Buffy ... Whoa ! There 's something there . It 's a pylon - one of those orange traffic cones . You should take it to the Magic Box . It might help you and Anya figure out what spell was used . - What about you ? - I got paint scrapings ... and the tyre mark . I 'm gon na find this van that 's been stalking Buffy . By the way , where is Buffy ? Oh , my God , the blood ! Look at all the blood ! Whatever beastie you are , I know you 're here . And I hurt beasties . Hey , watch it . A ghost , is it ? Go and haunt the living , like a good spook . - Buffy ? - I told you ... stop trying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! - Really ? We 'll put D'Hoffryn at your parents ' table and move your Uncle Rory to a table five near the bar . An , honey , we 're looking for invisibility spells here . Well , obviously I have n't found anything yet . At least , nothing that would explain why things near Buffy become invisible . Ew ! - Xander ... - What happened ? An unpleasant tactile experience , like putting my hand in pudding . Ew ! Like pudding , am I right ? Rice or tapioca - lumpy like that . We have to find Buffy . She 's got ta know . I do n't think Buffy will be broken up over a pylon . Anya , whatever 's happening to the pylon will probably happen to her . If we do n't find Buffy ... I mean , if we do n't figure out how this was done ... She 's pudding ? What do you mean , she 'll fade away ? The Slayer got slammed with a big-ass dose of radiation . Her cells are mutating . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... - But would n't that kill her ? - Let me think ... Yeah . Wait a minute . We 're not killing anybody . Especially not Buffy . You guys are so immature . We 're villains ! When will you get that into your thick skulls ? - We 're not killers , we 're crime lords ! - Yeah . Like Lex Luthor . He tries to take over Metropolis , but he does n't kill Superman . Because it 's Superman 's book , you moron ! But Lex does n't kill him , does he ? Listen , Warren , you get that ray working and the first thing we 're gon na do is find Buffy and re-visible her before it 's too late . You got me ? Fine . Whatever you guys say . Spike ? Spike ? What are you doing ? What am I ... What does it look like I 'm doing , you nit ? I 'm exercising , are n't I ? Exercising . Naked . In bed . A man should n't use immortality as @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ keep fit for the killing . Uh-huh . Looks like you had a little trouble upstairs . Mini disaster area . You come here to criticise my housekeeping ? - No , no . I 'm looking for Buffy . - Have n't seen her . Well , you would n't . She 's come down with a slight case of invisibility . Yeah ? How did ... ? We do n't know yet . Anyway , she 's not at the house , and I really , really need to find her . Tell you what , I 'll ... take a peek around first chance I get ... and if we bump into each other , I 'll clue her that you 're on the lookout . After your ... exercises . Yeah , right . You know , kidding aside , Spike ... you really should get a girlfriend . That was bloody stupid . What 's the matter ? Ashamed to be seen with me ? Come on . He had no idea I was here . This is perfect . Perfect for you . Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you wanted . What I want ... This vanishing act 's right liberating for you , in n it ? Go anywhere you want . Do anything you want . - Or anyone . - What are you talking about ? The only reason you 're here is that you 're not here . Of course . As usual , there 's something wrong with Buffy . She came back all wrong . You know , I did n't ask for this to happen to me . Not too put off by it though , are you ? No ! Maybe cos for the first time since ... I 'm free . Free of rules and reports ... - Free of this life . - Free of life . Got another name for that - dead . Why do you always have to ... I thought we were having fun . Yeah ... now . But sooner or later your chums will work out a way to bring you back to living colour . You need to go . Get dressed if you can find your clothes , and push @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I 'd rather ... That 's cheating . I do n't believe this . He threw me out ? He threw me . Did I , like , fall into some backward dimension here ? Is this Bizarro World ? And after he 's always going on and on about being the only one that understands me . " We 're alike , you and me . Birds of a bloody feather . " Oh ! He 's so ... Hey , I 'm walking here ! Insensitive . That 's what he is . Willow ? Willow ? Dawn ? Hey , Dawn , come here . You wan na see somethin ' neat ? - There you are ! - Buffy ? Where are you ? I 'm invisible . Check this out . Whoo , whoo ! Unidentified flying pizza , comin ' in for a landing . - What are you talking ... - OK , not the most clever ad lib . - But , come on , points for spontaneity ! - Stop it ! Just ... stop . Sorry , Dawn . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you out . What did you think would happen ? You 're invisible , Buffy . I know . Xander and Anya are on it . Muldering out what happened . What about you ? Should n't you be working on it ? - Of course I ... - Do you even care who did this to you ? Or if you 're gon na be stuck this way ? You 're making jokes and flying pizzas . - I do n't think that 's ... - I ca n't talk to you like this . I ca n't see you ! - How can I talk to you if I ca n't see you ? - Dawn ! Dawn ! Buffy , it 's Xander . Where are you ? We got a new problem here . - Tell her ! - I 'm trying . We think whatever made you invisible is killing you . - Tell her about the pudding ! - Anya ! Buff , if we do n't ... if this is n't reversed , you 're gon na ... well , dissolve , or @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Let go of me ! Congratulations . You 're our first hostage . Dawn , I 'm going out to find Xander . If he calls ... Xander ? Just listen , Slayer . You do n't have a lot of time . Who is this ? You sound familiar . I 'm ... nobody . No one you know . We 've got your friend Willow , and if you do n't want anything nasty to happen to her , you 'd better meet us . Alone . Where ? Hey ! Stay still and you wo n't get hurt . - You OK , Will ? - Buffy ? - Where are the bad guys ? - All round you , Slayer , so do n't try anything . He 's bluffing , Buffy . There 's just three of them , I think . More than enough to cause serious carnage , right , guys ? - Guys ? Guys ! - Kick ! Use the kick ! I tried . He blocks it with his drunken-monkey fist ! Ooh , scary video carnage . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't see her . Let 's continue in a less crowded area . Like over there . - Where ? - Over ... Follow me . Ow ! I 'm gon na guess , you 're the ones that did this to me ? - It was an accident ! - Who 's that ? - Nobody you know . - They 're the ones from your mystery van . Oh . You . So what annoying thing are you gon na do to me now ? - Save your life . Make you visible . - I 'm meant to believe that ? They told me everything , Buffy . Something 's happening , you 're ... - Fading away . I know . - I can fix that . - Pick up that air-hockey mallet . - What for ? It 'll give me a target to aim at . Now hold still and all your troubles will soon be gone . - You 're on the wrong setting . - What ? The gun - it 's not set for reversing the particle ionisation . It 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - What 's she saying ? Buffy , he 's trying to kill you ! Willow ! Ow ! - OK , playtime 's over . - You have n't won yet , Slayer . No . That comes after I beat the snot out of you . You 'll have to find me first . There 's three of us , against just one of you . - You lied to us . - Fight her yourself . - I go down , we all go down ! - I promise , you 're all going down . We may not have your powers , Slayer , but you 'll find we are not so easy to ... Ow ! Get her ! Wait a minute ! Who 's biting my leg ? - Sorry ! Where is she ? - Here . She ca n't find us if we split up . - You go that way . - Which way ? - That way ! Over ... Just keep talking , boys . Ow ! Watch the chest hair ! I know that voice . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Who are you ? - Andrew . I summoned the flying monkeys that attacked the high school ? - During the school play ? - He 's Tucker 's brother . - Yeah , he 's Tucker 's brother . - Oh . So you three have , what , banded together to be pains in my ass ? We 're your arch-nemesises ... ses . You may have beaten us this time , Slayer , but next time ... um ... next time ... Maybe not ! - It 's locked ? You were supposed to check it ! - I forgot . I give you my arch-nemesises ... ses . What 's goin ' on in here ? I got a bunch of scared kids saying this place is haunted ! Oh , my God , Buffy ! I know . They 're gone . I guess we should chase them . No , your hair ! It is adorable . Pretty neat , you finding the van . So , how did you manage to ... do it exactly ? I mean , to locate @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The " oh , my God , my head 's gon na fall off , my feet are killing me " way . I do n't know how I got through this day . Well , the important thing is that you did . It 's a good first step . How are you doing , post-invisibleness ? OK . I still have to do some damage control from my giddy-fest . Dawn was pretty freaked out . The whole " taking a vacation from me " thing did n't work out too well . Tell me about it . Except ... when I got Xander 's message - you know , that I was ... fading away - I actually got scared . Well , yeah . Who would n't ? Me . I would n't . Not too long ago I probably would have welcomed it . But I realise ... I 'm not saying that I 'm doing back flips about my life , but ... I did n't ... I do n't ... wan na die . That 's something , right ? It 's something @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I guess . - Yay for us . - Yay .

@@5229141 Hilary , what are you doing ? I 'm putting tags on everything I 'm taking with me . Taking with you where ? Oh , did n't I tell you ? The other day when I went out to buy that sweater I bought a house to match . Ha , ha . - Sweetheart , that 's unbelievable . - Ha , ha . Do I know how to accessorize or what ? [BOTH_LAUGHING] - You ca n't take all that stuff with you . - The hell she ca n't . Thanks , Daddy . SINGING " THEFRESHPRINCEOFBEL-AIR " THEME Were you or were you not supposed to be there at 11 p . m . sharp ? [GIBBERS] I told you I had to drop Lisa off . Besides , I was there at 11:30 . Right . For 30 treacherous minutes I stood alone at the corner of Rexford and Olympic . Carlton , that 's Beverly Hills . Yeah , the bad part . 90211 . [CARLTON_SIGHS] You know , Will , lately you 've been completely unreliable . I just hope you do n't disappoint me this weekend . This weekend ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Yeah . You have no idea what I 'm talking about , do you ? Yeah , yes I do . This weekend . You know , Saturday and Sunday . How you constantly disappoint me . What do we always do the first weekend after the new year ? Your annual height check ? After that . This weekend is our yearly bros-in-the-snow getaway . Come on , Will . We 've gone on these trips the last four years running . I live for this weekend . Okay , Carlton , I am sorry . I forgot . All right ? I 'll go . Just go upstairs and wax your skis or your legs or whatever you wax . All right , I 'll forgive you this time . Oh , this is going to be grand . Ha-ha-ha . [GRUNTS] Asking Miss Lisa for permission ? First of all , Benson , I ai n't got ta ask nobody for permission . Hey , Lisa . - Hey , sweetie . - Uh ... Listen , babe , um , about our date this weekend @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just found out that I have to work . Oh , darn . Uh , I guess I 'll just have to go on an annual ski weekend to Mammoth with Carlton . Well , good , because when you 're not busy , you know you get yourself into trouble . [BOTH_LAUGH] All right , baby . It 's a shame you ca n't come with us . Yeah , I wish I could . Well , wear your long johns . [IN_HIGH-PITCHED_VOICE] Yes , dear . [IN_NORMAL_VOICE] Hey , I love you , baby . I love you , too . - All right . Bye-bye . - Bye-bye . [CLUCKING] That was a pretty nasty fall you took there , Will . Fall ? Pfft . No , you must have been watching one of the other black skiers . [CARLTON_SIGHS] Oh , these weekends really get my adrenalin pumping . How about some hot cocoa ? Yeah , make mine a double . [BOTH_CHUCKLE] Two cocoas please . One grande . Will , you remember when we first started coming up here ? Uh ... Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm kidding , I 'm kidding . I remember now . This place is always fly , man . Wait till you see what I got planned for the rest of the evening . After we power down our cocoas , there 's a complimentary luge lesson . Followed by supper at 7 , then back to the room for some hot spiced cider and a Barbara Walters Special . Normally , I would ditch you on that last one but , uh , I 'm gon na let you in on a little something . Ever since I was like 7 , I had a mad crush on Barbara Walters . I thought I was the only one . How do you feel about Nancy Reagan ? Oh , see now you 're being just sick . Hi . Nice parka . Down ? Uh , no , it 's a poly blend . Mine 's alpaca . I 'm Angie Cobb . Look , Miss Cobb , I know what you 're up to and I 'm not interested . You have eyes , take a look @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ weekend . Oh . Well , good for you . Good for the both of you . Ha , ha . Wait a minute , baby . I do n't even know this guy . Geoffrey , admit it . - You 're going to miss me , are n't you ? - Oh , yes , Miss Hilary . In fact , I 'm going to go upstairs right now and have myself a good cry . [CRIES] Wow , he 's even more upset about my leaving than I thought . I hope he does n't hurt himself . I ca n't believe it . My big sister 's moving out . Oh , Ashley , mi casa es your casa . You can come over any time you want . Except for Tuesdays when I shoot three shows and I really need my space . Oh , and Thursdays . I shop till about 9 and then I take a warm bath and read . Why do n't you come over on Mondays between 11:15 and 2:30 ? Hilary , I 'm in school . Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Will ? Oh , no , I 'm gon na have to pass , C . I drink another cocoa , I mess around , I have to let out a Hershey bar . [CARLTON_SIGHS] This is what life 's all about . I mean , look around us . Is this not the best ? Two guys together , beautiful surroundings , white snow , fresh air . God , look at those mountains . The hills are alive . You know , we should get away more often . - Me and you , you and ... - Lisa . Not Lisa . No offense , I know she 's your girlfriend , but ... - Hey , baby . - Hey . - What are you doing here ? - My boss did n't need me . So it was either stay home and study or come up here and be with my baby . Aw . Break it down one time . Ahh . Ha-ha-ha . - Hey , Carlton . - Nice to see you again , Lisa . Uh , Will , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ stuff . I 'm so happy you invited me . You invited her ? Well , yeah . Well , kind of . Come on , Carlton , now , this does not mean that we ca n't still have a good time . Smile . Smile . - You can do it . - No . Look , this was supposed to be our special weekend . I do n't wan na share you with some woman . Listen , Carlton , just because Lisa 's here , that do n't mean we ca n't have fun , man . Listen , hey , we are gon na do every single thing that you have scheduled . - Promise ? - Yes , sir . - We 'll go luging ? - Absolutely . - We 'll go to the restaurant I picked ? - Oh , yes , sir . - What about Barbara Walters ? - I would n't miss it for the world . Carlton , come on , man , ai n't nothing changed . We are inseparable . [BOTH_CHUCKLING] WILL : Oh . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ why do n't you go down and check out some of the shops ? Uh , unless you wan na hang out with a couple lugers . [LISA_GIGGLES] Will , it was such a cold and lonely drive up here I just wan na go upstairs and get into a nice hot bubble bath . - You do know how to pour bubbles , right ? - Mm . Um , hold that thought . - Carlton ... - Oh , I knew it , I knew it , I knew it . - Oh , I 'm out of here . - Carlton . Where are you go ... ? Carlton , come on , man . What is wrong with him ? Um , nothing . Uh , baby , listen , why do n't you go ahead upstairs get the tub started , let Calgon take you halfway , and I 'll come take you the rest . Carlton , wait . [ENGINE_STARTS] - Carlton . - Get out of my car . Carlton , this is not your car . Then get out of my rental @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Carlton , come on . Now I 'll never get to see that Barbara Walters Special . And she had Henry Winkler too . Carlton , listen , man . You made me miss Fonzie . - Carlton , look . - No , you look . No , slow up , deer . Do n't you try to sweet-talk me , Will . No , Carlton , in the road , a deer ! [BOTH_SCREAMING] [BRAKES_SQUEAL] [CRASH] Oh . Oh . Oh , I do n't believe this . I know , these air bags are worthless . I 'm alive ! I 'm alive ! I swear , God as my witness I will be in church first thing Sunday morning . Oh , wait , Sunday 's bad . [RUSTLING] Oh . Okay , I 'll cancel , I 'll cancel . Your whole life does flash before your eyes . Which reminds me , you still owe me 20 bucks from three years ago . You want your 20 bucks ? Okay , here it is . [GIBBERING] Now , go get it , you little @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mental note of where it is in case we get out of here , which we won't . - What are you talking about ? - It 's a 40-foot drop to that slope . Well , we ai n't going that way . I 'm climbing back up to the road . Will , that 's sheer ice . Happen not gon na . Back in Philly , they used to call me Spider-Man . That was just one of my nicknames . So this is it . This is how the Carlton Banks story ends . With a whimper . [WHIMPERS] Shut up , Carlton . [ECHOING] Help ! Echo ! Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho . Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hey . Hi-de-hi-de-Heidi-Fleiss . Daddy , is n't it great about Hilary ? When do you think I 'll get to move out ? Oh . Sweetheart , you know expressions like " when hell freezes over " ? " When the cows come home " ? " When donkeys fly " ? Pick one . It 's too dark to signal with that mirror , Will , you might as well put it down @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a half hour . Will , I want you to eat me . If I die first . You can stay alive by using my body for nourishment . Incidentally , the buttocks has the most meat . God , I hope I go first . [GRUNTS] Ouch . God , man , my fingers are getting all numb . That 's how it starts . First numbness , then the sensation of needles on skin finally , right before death , violent spasms as your blood freezes and your heart locks up . No more Discovery Channel for you , man . Oh , my God ! Oh , my God ! - What Carlton , what ? What ? - No , no , no ! What , Carlton , violent spasms ? Tell me what to do . I did n't get the insurance . - What ? - I put the car on my credit card and I did n't get the $6 insurance . You always wonder why they ask you to sign that waiver . Well , there it is . I do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or staying alive and listening to you . Damn , it 's cold . You know , Will ? I do n't have any friends . What are you talking about , Carlton ? You got plenty of friends , man . You think people are your friends but they 're only that because of what you can do for them . Except you , Will . I do n't do anything for you . Even when you make fun of me I know you 're doing it out of love . You have n't been doing that as much lately . What are you talking about , Carlton ? I just called you Thumbelina this morning . Yeah , but your heart was n't in it . Look , Carlton let me tell you something , man . Lisa , that 's my girlfriend and we 're gon na be together , man . But that does n't change the fact that you 're my best friend . Stumpy . I 'd cry , but my tear ducts are frozen . You know what ? I ai n't going @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ figure if I can hit this slope at the perfect angle I could ski down and get us some help . Look , Will , I 'm a much better skier than you . - Let me go . - Go ahead . You 'd let me jump like that ? Hey , hey , hey , who better to risk his life for me than my best friend , huh ? Huh ? Wait , Carlton . I think I see somebody down there . We 're saved . [ECHOING] Hello , up here ! I think he sees us . [MAN_SPEAKING_INDISTINCTLY] What ? What did he say ? I think he said , " Do n't yell . " Do n't yell ? [YELLING_THEN_ECHOING] Why not ? [RUMBLING] BOTH : Avalanche ! [GRUNTS] - You do n't think anything bad happened ? - I 'm sure they 'll be back any second . [WILL_SCREAMING_THEN_THUDS] [CARLTON_SCREAMING] What was that ? [THUDS] Hey , you know , you never know how brave you can be until you do n't have no choice . Now I see how people could jump @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out before ? Look , Lisa , we still have a full day left . - Why do n't we make the most of it ? - I would like that , Carlton . There 's three of us now , we need to get another room . I have a room . Hey , is n't that great ? Now you and I can stay together and Lisa can stay with her . I ca n't believe it . How could you not take the insurance ? It only costs an extra $6 . Sweetheart , in honor of your new house we 've put together a little photo album for you . HILARY : Oh . Naugahyde . Wow . - You really went all out . - Ha-ha-ha . Just look at the pictures . Oh , look , here I am at Camp Gucciwanka . Ha . Camp Gucciwanka ? Oh , yeah , that 's Apache for " over-privileged . " I drew a picture of the family , and that 's you with the diamond . Oh . I 'm gon na miss you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of that little lady . And , Carlton , you stay just who you are , I mean that . And , Daddy , do n't worry , I still have duplicates of all your credit cards . [PHIL_LAUGHS] Goodbye , little house . Goodbye , little yard . Oh , goodbye , little lamp . No , I could use this . [CRIES] - One down , four to go . - Take it easy , Philip . It 's still about 13 years before our nest is empty . Oh . Hey , guys , listen , me and Lisa about to run to Roscoe , get a little grub . Uh , Carlton , you wan na go ? No , three is a crowd . - Come on . - Okay . - See you later . PHIL , VIVIAN ASHLEY : Bye . - Did you forget something , sweetheart ? - Um , not something , someone . I hate my life . ANNOUNCER : Yo , stay tuned for more Fresh Prince .

@@5229241 Oh , dear , your chair 's got another big rip in the bottom . MARTIN : Where ? Hand me my reupholstery kit , would you ? Thanks . Oh , Dr Crane , do n't you look smart . I do n't feel smart . I 've let Roz set me up on another one of her blind dates . - Who 's the lucky woman ? - Oh , a friend from her aerobics class . Well , perhaps it wo n't be too bad . She 's 32 , has a terrific body , apparently thinks I 'm God 's gift to broadcasting . Well , at least you have one thing in common . When will you stop blighting the environment with this atrocity ? [DOORBELL_RINGS] My God , ca n't you see that it wants to die ? Let it go . You know , I keep having this dream where you say the same words , only I 'm in the hospital , and you 're slipping the nurse a 20 . - Dad , that will never happen . MARTIN : Thank you . I have medical power of attorney . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Hello , Frasier . We were in the neighbourhood for a pedicure and a seaweed wrap and we thought we 'd stop by . - Of course , the pedicure was for ... - Stop right there . There 's no way to finish that sentence that 'll make me proud . I have some wonderful news . I just signed a lease for an apartment in one of the most exclusive buildings in Seattle . - You do n't mean ? NILES : I do . As of next week , I will be a resident of The Montana . Niles , why would you even want to live in such a stodgy building ? When I applied there they treated me like riffraff . If you 're gon na ask and answer your own questions , what do you need me for ? The best part is I 'll never have to give my address again . From now on , I 'll simply be Dr Niles Crane , The Montana . DAPHNE : That 's a lovely building . I 've only been there once @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ turning down a chance to hire you . Well , I hope you 're right . I have n't heard yet . Well , good night . - Hey , Frasier , you do n't think she ... ? - Just relax , Dad . It 's just her way of angling for more vacation time . But what if she is n't ? They 'd have to call me for a reference . Either way , she 's not going anywhere . Gosh , that 's uncanny , Dad . - What is ? - The way she 's taken with you . Look at that . She 's absolutely mesmerized . - She is not . - Oh , she is . She 's just playing hard to get . Go to Grandpa . Go to Grandpa . Go to Grandpa . Oh , hello , Grandpa . Oh , yes . Is n't she warm and cuddly ? I see I 'm going to have a tough time tearing the two of you apart . FRASIER : I 'm gon na go out on a limb . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ On the contrary , they welcome them . Just not cats or dogs . Well , then you 're in luck , because I do n't know what the hell this thing is . There 's no way that dog is moving in here with us . Please ? At least if she 's here , I 'll be able to visit her . I can not turn her over to strangers . She worships me . FRASIER : Oh , please . You must realize that that dog has no genuine affection for you . You only pretend that she does because she 's a canine substitute for Maris . That is the most absurd psychobabble I have ever heard . She 's high-strung , cold to the touch and ignores you . My God , stand her upright , take ten pounds off her , put her in a Chanel suit , what have you got ? - I 'm sorry , that 's ridiculous . - Is it really ? All right , here . Remember the little pillbox hat that Maris wore to the Duchamps wedding @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Good morning . - Hey , Frasier . - So how did it go with Rita last night ? - She did n't quite take to me . Oh , you 're just being hard on yourself like you always are . FRASIER : You tell me . Over appetizers , she suddenly realized she had a very early morning meeting , suggested that we skip the jazz club after dinner . People have meetings . When the waiter suggested a souffl ? that would take an extra 30 minutes , she said , " Oh , dear God , no . " She was probably on a diet . After I dropped her off at home , I noticed that she 'd left her suede jacket in my car . I called to offer to swing it by , and she said , and I quote , " Just keep it . " - What did you do to her ? - Nothing . God , Roz , I have had it . You know , in the past six months I have done everything a man can possibly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dates , a lecture series at the museum . I 've even spent hours in the grocery store trying to look helpless in the produce department . That 's it . I 'm taking myself off the market . Frasier Crane has thumped his last melon . You know , Frasier ... Roz , Roz , please , I know what you 're going to say . I should climb back up on that horse . I 'm too great a catch to give up now . - No , I think you should give up . - What ? Well , I do n't really want to give up . I was just saying that to get your sympathy . Look , this happens sometimes . When you 're on a really bad streak , you start to get desperate . Women can sense that . They can smell it . - Smell it ? - Mm-hm . And trust me , when a guy starts to get overeager , you know , like complimenting you too much or laughing too hard at all your jokes , you just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do that . - Oh , honey , wake up and smell ... Well , yourself . You just need to air it out a little bit . And in my experience , the minute you stop looking , the perfect person falls right in your lap . Well , Roz , as much as I appreciate you comparing me to a dead squirrel in a heating duct , I think you 're wrong . - Hey , Roz . ROZ : Hey . - I got that research you 're looking for . - Great . - Hi , Dr Crane . FRASIER : Hi . Wow , you look really lovely today , Christine . It is Christine , is n't it ? That 's what it says on my driver 's license . [LAUGHING] FRASIER : That 's very charming . God , I reek , do n't I ? NILES : - With inlay of Philippine mahogany . And we conclude our little tour back here in the living room . Oh , it 's very posh . [DOOR_BUZZES] Niles , why the bed in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 's an antique fainting couch . My goodness , they had furniture for everything back then , did n't they ? Glad you made it . Niles , this precious little building is n't as exclusive as you think . Your doorman waved me right through . - Well , that 's because he knows you . - Oh , a fan of my show ? No , he lives in your building . So , Niles , what 'd you do about the dog ? Oh , I found a wonderful family to adopt her . Well , I 'm sure it wo n't take you long to adjust to being alone again . Actually , I wo n't have to . Follow me . There 's someone I 'd like you to meet . It was love at first sight . She 's very exotic , only eats every other day , and she 's so white , she 's almost blue . Well , I 'm getting nervous . That 's what he said just before he introduced us to Maris . Everybody meet Baby @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bird ? Well , I started to think how quiet it would be around here , and , well , she is lovely , and she 's so affectionate . BABY : I love you . She says that all the time . I love you too , Baby . I love you , Grandma . She 's still in transition from her last owner . [DOOR_BUZZES] Let go of my shoulder . Let go of my shoulder . Do n't like that noise , do you , Baby ? Well , here , go to your food . Go to your food . Oh , good girl . Excuse me . Oh , you know , I 've always been fascinated by these birds that can actually learn how to talk . Oh , they ca n't talk . They just drill a few words into them at the pet shop , and then they never learn anything else after that . It is attractive , though . Yeah , well , that 's the way they are . Cute , but stupid . BABY : Cute , but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ two alone . I sense a real battle of wits shaping up here . NILES : Thanks so much . Well , I 'm off to an auspicious start in the building . One of my neighbours got my mail by mistake . Look at those bills . What must she think of me ? But , Niles , everybody gets bills . Not at The Montana . They all have people . Yeah . Their bills go to their people . I want them to think I have people too . I used to have people , only they were Maris ' people . Niles , you keep this up , you wo n't even have the people who do n't care you do n't have people . It just proves how essential it is to make a good first impression when you move into a new building . Which is why I 'm throwing a dinner party Friday night for a few select residents . I 'll show them such a good time , there 'll be no question I belong . - And I 'm invited ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you ca n't bring a date . You know how I hate a crowded table . That 's quite all right . I 've taken myself off the dating circuit . Afraid I was getting a bit desperate . Well , I was a bit concerned when you called to ask if Gloria was our first or second cousin . Hey , Niles , you got ta see this . Your bird 's eating peanut butter . It 's even funnier than when Eddie does it . Dad ! [DOOR_BUZZES] Frasier , would you get that ? And pretend you 're my people . FRASIER : Hello . - Oh , I 'm sorry . I was looking for Dr Crane . I found some more of his mail . Oh , well , I 'm a Dr Crane . I 'm Niles ' brother . Oh , my gosh . You 're Dr Frasier Crane from the radio , are n't you ? - Oh , I love your show . - Thank you . - Stephanie Garrett . - Stephanie . You know , you are not gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at Harvard , I saw you perform the Pirate King in their production of The Pirates of Penzance . - Oh , my God . - No , no , no , you were great . I mean , you were so good that I brought my husband back to see you the next night . Well , I mean , he was n't my husband then . Well , actually , he 's not my husband now . Oh , well , I 'm glad to hear that . Oh , no . That you came back , you know , the second time , not that you have an ex-husband . You know , I have one too . Well , no ... Ex-wife . - My God , is it getting warm in here ? - Yeah , a bit . - Well , it was nice to meet you . - Right . Wait . You know , Niles is having a dinner party on Friday with some of his enchanting new neighbours . Is there a chance you could join us ? Well , yes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The more the merrier . Well , then , see you then . - I 'll look forward to it . - As will I . Roz was right . When I stop looking for the perfect woman , she lands in my lap . I hope you 're comfortable with that arrangement , because that 's where she 'll be seated Friday night . NILES : Bon appetit . Bon appetit . - Now you try it , Baby . Bon appetit . BABY : Bon appetit . What a quick little study you are . Birdbrained , indeed . You already know more French than my father . [DOOR_BUZZES] [BABY_SQUAWKING] Ow . Boy , if you do n't get used to that doorbell , we 're going to have to give you a serious manicure . [DOOR_BUZZES] Coming . I 'm coming . Stop ringing . - Good evening . - Hello . Or should I say , " Avast ye , matey " ? I do n't have time for your badinage . I 'm only just setting out my place cards . Place cards ? Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - He is on your right . He 's an investment banker from Amsterdam . Apparently , he handles a lot of Bill Gates ' money , so do n't say anything derogatory about the Netherlands or Microsoft . Damn , there goes my opening joke about the Dutchman trying to install Windows 95 . Stephanie 's over here . I 'm not next to her . See , Peter 's bringing a date , so I thought it would be better if you ... - What are you doing ? - I 'm putting Stephanie next to me . And throwing off my seating arrangement ? Niles , surely you realize that I 've spent a long time looking for a woman like Stephanie . Now , if you really want to impress these people , you 've got to get a little more atmosphere in the room . - I 'll light a fire . You dim the lights a bit . - Oh , that 's a good idea . By the way , be careful with that fireplace . It can be a bit ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a bit tight there , Baby , are n't you ? Okay , go to your perch . Go to your perch . Frasier , this bird 's holding onto my scalp . L ... I ca n't pull it off . If you can pull off that jaunty beret you wore to brunch last Sunday , you can pull anything off . - I 'm sorry . Let me try to help . - All right , be careful . Let me see what I can do . Maybe I can just get the legs . - Ow ! Ow ! Stop it ! Stop it ! - It just does n't ... It 's stuck . Wait . I know . Get the lighter . Fire frightened it onto my head , fire will frighten it off . Let 's try that . [SQUAWKING] - It 's not working . - Yes , it is . - Stop it . Stop it . - Oh , all right . - Oh , here , the phone . - Oh , excellent , excellent , excellent . - Hop @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Niles , just call someone for help . And whom do you suggest we call , a fez rental ? Come on , Baby . Go to your perch . Go to your food . Go to your bed . - Niles , do n't panic . Try to stay calm . - How can I stay calm ? I have six dinner guests arriving ... [DOOR_BUZZES] Ow ! All right , listen . You go call the vet . I will take care of things out here . - Oh , hello . - Hello . Please come in . - I 'm not early , am I ? - No , no , not at all . - May I get you a drink ? - Yes , a white wine , please . - Oh , what a lovely table . - Yes . Yes , I noticed that we happen to be sitting next to one another . Good . Then I wo n't have to change the place cards around . Oh , well ... To the girl next door . Well , actually , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , if you need a ride home tonight , do n't hesitate to ask . [DOOR_BUZZES] NILES : Ow ! What was that ? Well , I 'm afraid Niles probably burned himself on something . Do n't worry . He 'll be fine . Hello . Oh , please , do come in . I 'm Frasier Crane , Niles ' brother . I 'm Carol Larkin . My husband Alfred . This is our niece , Wella . A pleasure . Wella . Nice to see you . Welcome . Please make yourselves comfortable . I 'm just going to run into the kitchen and check on the bird . So you 've seen this sort of thing before . I see . - All right , well , thank you . - What did he say ? Well , he thinks she was traumatized by the fire and went into a kind of shock . He said we should n't try to force her off . We need to relax her . Fine , you take care of that . I 've got the future Mrs Crane @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this bird ? - I do n't know . Try delivering that keynote speech you gave at the Psychiatric Association last spring . Everything all right out here ? - Will Dr Crane be joining us soon ? - Oh , yes , I believe so . Any minute now . [DOOR_BUZZES] NILES : Ow ! - Oh , dear , is something wrong ? I keep telling him , " Get yourself a decent oven mitt , " but , you know ... Hello . Please come in . I 'm Frasier , Niles ' brother . - Peter Soutendeck . - Peter . - This is Elaine Hensley . - Elaine . Actually , your brother and I are well acquainted . Maris is a dear , dear friend of mine . - Really ? - Yes . So where is Niles ? Well , actually , he 's in the kitchen preparing dinner . He 's favouring us tonight with a lovely pheasant . [BABY_SQUAWKS] As you know , he is a stickler for freshness . Oh , what now ? I 'm trying to pretend like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you look very cute . BABY : Cute , but stupid . Listen , I ca n't stall them much longer . They 're starting to ask questions . The Dutchman 's date even knows Maris . - What ? Who 'd he bring ? - An Elaine somebody . Well , which Elaine ? Maris knows three Elaines . Oh , I do n't know . She 's very thin , she 's exquisitely dressed and dripping with attitude . Oh , like that narrows it down . I was afraid of that . It 's the bad Elaine . Maris ' oldest friend . Nothing would delight her more than report back to Maris that I threw a soiree with a cockatoo on my head . BABY : Bon appetit . - What was that ? - Bon appetit . Crab puffs for everyone . Bon appetit . At which point , the woman said to Churchill , " Sir , if you were my husband , I would put poison in your coffee . " To which Churchill saucily replied , " Madam , if you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Perhaps you 've heard that story . Yes . From Churchill . Well , can I freshen anyone 's drink ? Perhaps I 'll just bring the bottle around . I did n't realize that you were gon na have to play host all night . I mean , we 've hardly had a chance to talk , and I 'm afraid I 'm gon na have to make it an early night . - Oh , no , really ? - Yes , I 'm leaving for Paris first thing in the morning , and I was really hoping that we could spend some time alone . And so we shall . As of this moment , it 's just the two of us . I 'm completely at your disposal just after this . Elaine , can I get you something ? Actually , I just thought I 'd see what Niles is up to in there . Perhaps I could be of some help . Well , you know , you could pour the wine . What are you doing now ? You 're ruining my chances @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ too . Toss . You ca n't abandon me just because you 're hoping Stephanie 's as horny as you are . You 've got to help me . I suggest that first you get to the vet and have that removed . Are you mad ? I ca n't walk in there with this on my head . I 'd be the laughingstock of The Montana . You ca n't spend all night in the kitchen . Frasier , these people live for gossip . I 've only been here three days . Already I know that Peter 's a letch and Carol 's a lush . What do you think they 'll say about me ? I 've spent 45 minutes with these people . They happen to be very kind , understanding , and I think they 'll be very sympathetic to your problem . - Really ? - Yes . - You do n't think they 'd laugh at me ? - No , I do n't . But if you stay in here , they 'll think you 're rude , ill-mannered , and dare @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'll go out there . But if they ridicule me , let it be on your head . Everyone , excuse me . There 's been a little mishap . Niles is going to have to go to the doctor . It 's nothing serious , he just has to have something removed . Niles . You see , his bird suffered a kind of trauma and has attached itself to the scalp , and we were just thinking that we 'd hate to cancel dinner , but ... Frasier , this is n't necessary . Let 's just go . Good evening , everyone . I 'm very sorry for all of this . Niles , you mean all this time you were hiding in there because of your bird ? Oh , you poor thing . You know , the same thing happened to my mother once , only with her cat . Now , that was a sight . Who has n't had an embarrassing moment at a party ? Look , I 've just spilled wine on my dress . This is such a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ silly for staying in there so long . Are you in any pain ? No , no , as long as no one rings the doorbell , I 'm fine . Well , you know , Niles , you seem to be relaxing a bit . Maybe the bird will relax and ... Should we give this another minute or two ? ALL : Yes . Well , all right then , who needs more wine ? Alfred , wine for you . And would anyone like cheese or a cracker ? No , no , Baby , guests first . Oh , Carol , that dress is absolutely smashing . - Why , thank you . BABY : Carol 's a lush . Did the bird just say something ? It sounded like it said ... BABY : Carol 's a lush . Where would a bird learn a phrase like that ? Birds today . You just do n't know where they pick things up . Well , shall we all join Peter at the table ? BABY : Peter 's a letch . - What did you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ down . BABY : Peter 's a letch . Is this your idea of a joke ? I 've had quite enough of this . Come along , Carol . No , please , people , do n't go . I did not teach the bird these phrases . I do n't know where it picked them up . You 'll stay , wo n't you , Stephanie ? BABY : Stephanie 's horny . Oh , my God , is that what you 've been saying about me behind my back ? No , I never said that about you . I said it about me . I 'm the horny one . All I said was , you 're very cute . Cute , but stupid . Well , thank you both for a wonderful evening . - Good night . - Please let me explain . I know we got off on the wrong foot , but we are going to be neighbours ... [DOOR_BUZZES] - Well , thank you very much . - Oh , please . - I 've lost far more than you did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ most promising romantic prospect I 've had in years . What have you lost ? The respect of a posh lush and a Dutch letch . Try repeating that , Baby . All right . I apologize . Thank you . Perhaps I can drive you to the vet now . Maybe we should take the service elevator . Oh , what 's the point ? I do n't think my reputation can suffer any more than it already has . I would n't be so sure about that , wearing a white bird after Labour Day .

@@5229441 " March 1st . I 'm still confident today 's session in the capsule will be the last . I will be energized to full capacity . If my calculations are on track , Superboy will soon find out he 's not the only superhero in the world . What I 'm about to do , I do for her . " Hector ? Hector ? Hector Hornsby , you open up this door . All that money to put you through college , and what have you got to show for it ? Toys , a garage full of toys ! They 're not toys , Mother . And you did n't even finish your dinner . Why do I bother ? Why do I bother doing anything for you ? You are getting to be just like him . You remind me more of your father every day . He was a sorry excuse for a human being , and you 're no better . Mother , I have to concentrate . Could you please go away ? Do n't you talk to me like that . Ca n't you see I 'm in the middle of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your usual mess . This is not a good time for you to be in here . " Once I begin to appear in public , people will forget all about Superboy " ? You ca n't read that , it 's private ! " Microboy will be the one they talk about . Microboy will be the hero everyone looks up to . " No one reads my journal , no one ! Hector , what 's all this rubbish about Microboy ? Who 's Microboy ? No one reads my journal . No one . Ah ! What are you doing , Hector ? No , Mother . Not Hector . Microboy . Since Dr . Zubar 's been away in Europe , you 've made some big improvements on the original design of his time machine . Well , the people here at Siegel institute have been very helpful . Let 's hope this test run succeeds . There 's the frog . Right on schedule . Yes , the micro-timer functioned perfectly . I set it to return little gertrude here to the present , precisely @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go again . What 's going on ? I wish I knew . For days now , some outside force has been siphoning off vast amounts of electromagnetic waves all around us . Do you have any idea what 's causing the disturbance ? Not yet . So far , the power drain is focused on the mid-range of this spectrum , between 1 and 300,000 megahertz . Microwaves ? Precisely . I 've turned my body into a kind of battery . I draw microwaves out of the air and convert them into energy that I now have ... At my fingertips . Heat generation is just one of the tricks that I can do . You almost burned me , Hector . You do n't burn your mother . I did n't mean to . These powers - - what are they ? And since when do you think you have to be a hero like Superboy ? Since I met her . She 's the girl of my dreams , Mother . She 's in my drama class at school . I wan na marry her . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . So pretty . You ca n't be serious , Hector . Oh , Mother , do n't start up again with this , please ? You 're a tinkerer , Hector . You have an inventive mind , just like your father . And like him , you 're jinxed . You 're a loser . You 'll never amount to much . You 'll never know what it 's like to be a success . And you 'll never - - and I 'll never find real happiness . Is n't that right , Mother ? Mm-hmm . And let 's not forget about love . I 'll never find true love , either . It 's for other people . That 's why you 've got to get rid of that tanning booth , and I want you to forget all about this Microboy nonsense . Do you hear me , Hector ? I hear you , Mother . Oh , Romeo , Romeo , wherefore art thou , Romeo ? Deny thy father and refuse thy name . Or if thou wilt not , be but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a capulet . Shall I hear more , or shall I speak at this ? ' T is but thy name that is my enemy . And yet ... I know the sound . Art thou not Romeo , and a montague ? Neither , fair maid , if either thee dislike . Very good . That 's as far as we 'll go today . Hector , you were very focused . I 'm done , for thou hast - - you wan na act , kid . Act being a hostage . Take another step and I 'll kill him ! Ah , ah ! Aaahhh ! I bet that hurt . Are you all right , student ? Uh , I-I think so . What-what the hell are you supposed to be ? Microboy is my name . And catching criminals is my game . You 're under arrest . No way ! Andy , are you all right ? Yeah . Here he is , officers . And you tell that dirtbag when he wakes up in prison who sent him there . The name is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on here ? Well , you missed everything , as usual . Yeah , Clark , you almost got the chance to meet Superboy 's competition . He saved my life and then just flew off . What ? You 're saying he flew ? Felix took some pictures . I wonder if I 'll ever get to thank him . You never suspected that of all the people , I would be ... Microboy . Microboy . Oh . So you think you 're a big shot now , huh , Hector ? Caught one crook and you got your picture in the paper . So do you , uh , think this Lana girl is going to think you 're a big hero now , hmm ? You have an inventive mind , Hector . But that wo n't change things . You ca n't fight fate . You 're always going to be a loser . Just like your father . A lifelong loser . Aaahhh ! Superboy , thank the stars you got to the airport in time . Three near collisions , I hear ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from colliding until the tower got their backup radar online . Well , the destruction this morning was the worst yet , but today , I have a strong hunch as to what 's causing these disturbances - - or , should I say , who . Microboy ? And I 'm afraid he 's craving more energy with each exposure . Like an addict . Precisely . But my readings show that his craving has shifted to the high end of the wave spectrum . Ultraviolet and gamma radiation , and x-rays ? That 's the bad news . The good news is that , knowing this , we may be able to predict where Microboy will go next to feed . The solar power station north of the city . Lana , this is a solar power plant . The energy that I draw here will make me invincible . And you 're gon na be so proud of me . Why are you staring at me like that ? What man art thou who stumblest on my counsel ? By name I know not to tell thee @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I-I do n't understand . Why have you done this ? Because I love you , and I knew that you would never love me back . So I gave myself these powers and this costume so I could be like Superboy . Well , Hector ... What I feel for Superboy , it 's got nothing to do with-with his powers or a cape . Love ... Real love ... Does n't work that way . Do n't be afraid . It 's okay . It 's okay , it 's just all this energy that I 'm absorbing from these solar activators . Ah , I see . She wants to be with you , Superboy . You 've got ta get away from this place , Hector . Who was I kidding ? I never had a chance with you . I should have listened to my mother . She knew I 'd never amount to anything , ever . She told me I was born to be a loser . A loser with nothing left to lose . You 've got to let me help you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Lana , not even for you . Feel that , Superboy ? I 'm strong enough to create an energy field powerful enough to kill even you . But you 're not a killer , Hector ! Think again , Superboy . Superboy ! Lana ! Undo what you just did . I 'm dying , Lana . The energy 's killing me . I do n't wan na die alone . Hector ... You do n't wan na do this . They 'll find us together . Like Romeo and Juliet . It 's hopeless . If we could stop him from absorbing microwaves , perhaps he would survive , maybe even recover . But ... We 'll never know . What do you mean ? In this day and age , there 's virtually no place on earth totally free of microwaves . " In this day and age " ? Professor , you just hit the answer . No , Superboy , no , ab-absolutely not . No , no , it 's too dangerous . A frog is one thing , but it 'll be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It may be the only chance that Hector has . Professor , if you wo n't program zubar 's machine , I 'll do it myself . Ha , I guess you would , would n't you ? I ca n't deny that I seem to be cured . But why take me back this far ? Why 1903 ? Think about it , Hector . In 1903 , electricity was still in its infancy . Oh , I see . There were no microwaves in the air . That means I can never go back , can I ? No . What about my mother ? I bet she 'll be better off without me . Would you do me a favor ? Could you say goodbye to Lana for me ? Sure . Thank you . One more thing . Where are we ? You 'll figure it out . But wilbur , we 're talking about sustained flight . Twelve seconds is nothing . One problem at a time , Orville . One problem at a time . Orville ? Yeah ? Wilbur ? Uh-huh ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ where were we ? Lateral control . Now how do we achieve lateral control when we have a rigid -- Excuse me . Have you ever thought of replacing these static wires with control wires for the wings ? That way the sail can-can warp and twist in flight . What did you say your name was ? Hector ... Hector Hornsby . Orville , is this what you need ? Yeah . Oh , thank you . Do I know you ? Oh , uh , Hector , this is our cousin , Julianne . Were-were you at the square dance last week ? No , I was n't . Hector , let 's talk about these control wires . - Oh , okay . - Now if we attach ' em on the inside of the wing right here - - and then we bring this one right on down here , we can control the sail . That would be good , that would be good . And get the lift . Captioned by Grant Brown

@@5229641 Okay , I just got off the phone with the transit police . It 's the Number Nine train . It 's stuck between the 14th and 18th Street stations , and there was some kind of a fire . They put the fire out . No one was hurt , but there 's still about 35 people stuck down there . Listen up , everybody . This is what we 're going to do . Standard subway crisis . We know what to do , Dave . I did n't know we had a standard procedure for this . Oh , sure . We send a reporter to the scene . He asks the transit police if he can go in the tunnel , they say no , he says okay , I go on the air every eight minutes and say ... DEEP VOICE : Still no news on that disabled train . Business as usual . Let 's do it , people . Actually , Bill ... Yeah . I 'd like to try something a little different this time , okay [?] Okay . How about this [?] Send reporter , transit police , tunnel @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Blah blah blah . Let 's do it , people . Well , actually , Bill , seeing as I am the news director , I think we might try this . My plan is that we get a reporter in the tunnel for an eyewitness account and we be the first station to do it . BETH : Hey , Dave , I 'm not trying to be a downer , but they never allow reporters into the tunnel during an emergency . Well , that 's even better . That means we will be the only station with an eyewitness account . Do you have a contact at the transit commission [?] I have the transit commissioner 's number here . Great . Where 'd you get that [?] Directory assistance . I mean , we have to start somewhere . Now , Matthew 's already down at the scene trying to get access from there . Which he wo n't . And Lisa , you will be the on-air voice for this story . Thank you , Dave . Okay , Lisa , try this . Still @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in eight minutes . Hi . How can I help you [?] Need you to sign for the new desk . Oh , what new desk [?] Okay , great . Just put it right over there . Uh , Beth , will you look through the file , see if you can get me anything at all on the -- Uh , Beth [?] What new desk [?] Matthew requisitioned a new desk , so I ordered it . Beth , what I want you to do is get Matthew on his cell phone and as soon as you have him , patch him straight in to me in here . Is n't this the point where everyone starts snapping into action [?] I have a question . Yes , Bill [?] I do n't have a new desk . Bill , that 's not a question . Relax , Bill . I 'm sure that our desks will be coming later , right , Dave [?] Can we talk about this some other time [?] Oh . Let 's get back to work , okay [?] Beth , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're not , Dave . Okay . Let 's talk about this now . All right , Catherine [?] If Bill gets a new desk , so do I . Bill 's not getting a new desk . Thanks for letting me down so gently . Can I have Matthew 's old desk [?] Joe , you 're an electrician . You do n't need a desk . Yeah , but I can get , like , 150 , 200 bucks for it . I got my van downstairs . You know , I could just ... Okay . Look , can we just discuss this desk situation tomorrow [?] We have a real-life crisis on our hands right now . Let 's not be distracted by a stupid desk ! Oh , baby . She is beautiful . [?] No , no , I understand that you have to put me on hold , but it 's just that I was already on hold before you put me on hold . Hi . Hi . You know what [?] Can I ask you a question , Dave [?] Sure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that subway assignment because we 're going out , did you [?] Oh , no , of course not . Okay . Thank you . I gave it to you because you 're so darn cute . I 'm just kidding . Look , if you could just please let me talk to the transit commissioner just for five minutes . No , no , please , do n't transfer me over to the deputy transit commissioner . Ple -- Hello . Hi . Could you transfer me back to the transit commissioner 's office , please [?] Dave , Dave , Dave , Dave . Hi . It 's me again . Hold on , please . I just wanted to warn you , Mr . James is here . Whenever there 's a big news crisis , he likes to hang out , enjoys the chaos . Fine , fine . He brought one of his golf buddies . So try to look busy . I wrote it all down in the note so I would not interrupt you . Thank you , Beth . Well , can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it 's Dave Nelson from WNYX news radio , and I 'm calling about getting full access to the tunnel for one of my reporters . Well-- Dave Nelson . N-E-L-S-O-N . From WNYX - - Do n't mind us , Dave . Can you hold [?] Hi . This is where it all happens , Bob . News director 's office , crisis control central . Hi . I 'm Dave Nelson . No , no , no . Ignore us , Dave . We 're here just to soak up the excitement . Bob [?] All right . Hi . Yes , I 'm sorry . Where were we [?] No . No , no , that 's my fault . I guess I just assumed you were writing it down . It 's Dave Nelson , WNYX news radio ... Is n't this exciting [?] Here . This is how I like to eat them . Mm ! So , Dave . What 'd you dig up today , another transit employee whacked out on Mary Jane [?] No , sir . Right now , I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Tunnel access . Wow ! Yeah . Is there anything more exciting happening anywhere in the station [?] Well , Lisa 's about to go on-air with an update , if you like . Whoo , let 's go check out that action . Come on , Bob . Yes . Yes . Yes . It 's about getting access to the tunnel . Well , I do think we have a shot in hell or I would n't have called , would I [?] What [?] Listen , why do n't you -- I 'm sorry . Can you hang on again [?] Look , Bill , like it or not , Lisa is doing all of the subway updates . I think it 's important that we have one voice for this story , but I 'll give you the next crisis , I promise , but for right now , the subject is closed . Could n't have said it better myself , chief . Good . All right . Hi . What [?] Yes . Yes , I am new to this job , but I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Well , Wisconsin , originally , but again , I really do n't see as that 's any of your business . Can you hold again [?] Bill , is there something bothering you [?] This new desk of Matthew 's ... Bill , this is what we in the business call bad timing . Is it , Dave , or is this part of some shrewd plan [?] Yeah , Bill . That 's it . Yeah , yeah . I firebombed the Number Nine train so I could create a diversion to get Matthew a new desk . Hello [?] No , no , that was just a joke . Yes , yes , it was in poor taste , but I really think if you just -- Well , she hung up . Thanks , Bill . You see , it 's not the desk itself , Dave . It 's what it represents . And that is [?] Actually , it is the desk itself . Dave , Captain What's-his-name on line three . He says it 's urgent . Bill , Dave really needs to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Beth , there 's no one on line three . I know . I just said that to get rid of Bill . Oh , oh , thank you , Beth . You 're welcome . Oh ... Oh , Beth , you want a new desk , do n't you [?] Listen , Dave , I 'd like to buy the staff lunch today out of my own pocket . Oh , thank you , sir . That 's very generous of you . Well , it 's all about morale , Dave . What with this subway crisis , a nice free lunch will make everybody feel better . You want to phone that in for me , Beth [?] You got it . Yeah , but first , get me the transit commissioner . You got it . I applaud your misguided enthusiasm , Dave , but for now , let 's focus on something within our grasp ... Like lunch . And here 's Lisa Miller with more on the derailed subway train . Lisa [?] Thank you , Catherine . Still no news on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Hi , guys . Hi , Matthew . Did they let you into the tunnel [?] No , of course not . Free lunch today . Whoo ! Whoo ! Oh . Finally . What [?] What 's going on , guys [?] Nice desk . Thanks . Is it ... new [?] Yeah . It 's great , is n't it [?] Yes , indeed , this sure is a real nice desk . You know , it 's weird ... Because I already kind of miss my old one , you know [?] So now he wants his old desk . Why do n't you talk to Dave [?] I 'm sure you can have both . [WHISTLING] Hey , Matthew . What [?] Come on . You 're coming with me . What did the transit commissioner say [?] Well , it 's impossible to get anything done over the phone , so I 'm going to his office and state our case in person . How long has Matthew been lobbying for a new desk [?] Well , there was no lobbying . He just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . They do n't really need to know about our dinner . So , dinner and a desk . What 's next , you 're going to get him a pony [?] What are you talking about , Bill [?] Come on , Matthew . Let 's go . Hold on , Dave . Before you go , you 'd better take this . Right . Go on . Hello . Yes , it is . Huh [?] Who is this [?] Oh , that 's my pal , Tony Palmer , at Desk Emporium . Tony , what 's -- Tony-- No , no , Tony , I 'm not in the mood to bargain . Hey , Dave , there 's a man calling from that derailed train . He 's on a cellular phone , and he sounds real . Tell him to hold . Got to go , Tony . Hello . Yes , yes , this is Dave Nelson . I 'm the news director here . Now , sir , are you really on the train [?] Great . No , no , no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's not great . No . But , sir , I 'd like to put you on the air if that 's all right with you . All right [?] Okay . Take this up to Lisa in the booth , please . Now , sir , I 'm just going to have to put you on hold , and then patch you through and you 'll be on the air . Okay , thank you , sir . Dave , honey , I 've been to Desk Emporium , and their stuff is crap . I 'll bear that in mind , Catherine . You do that . A new development on that stalled Number Nine train in Chelsea ... Mr . Frank Silveri , a passenger on that train , has called WNYX on his cellular phone . Mr . Silveri , what is the mood on the train [?] Yeah , this is Tony Palmer at Desk Emporium . Are you in the mood to bargain [?] Hello , Mr . Silveri [?] Mr . Silveri [?] Mr . Silveri [?] Mr . Silveri ... Great . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Matthew ! Let the elevator go , Matthew . You just never know when one of those is going to come by , you know [?] They 're so ... slow . Okay , listen ... Everyone seems sort of distracted today by something , so let 's just take a few minutes to get it out so we can focus on the work at hand . Who wants to go first [?] Bill [?] Well , actually , I do have a thing or two on my mind , but I 'd much prefer to discuss them over dinner some night . Unless Matthew has you all booked up . Bill , if you 'd like to have dinner sometime , that would be my pleasure . Actually , I 'm very busy this month . Yeah , Dave [?] Yes , Beth [?] Let me just give you the lowdown , if I could . I think what 's happening is that everybody 's getting really upset because you and Matthew have become best friends so fast . Ah ! Okay , see [?] Now we 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't be all about desks . Yes , it is . Now , I am sorry if you 've all gotten the impression that I like Matthew more than the rest of you . That is simply not so . Well , you do n't have to make it sound so implausible . All right , they pulled the train about 50 feet , but then it stalled again -- Lisa , not now . I know I 've only been here a couple of weeks and you do n't really know me that well , but I 'm sure as you get to know me , you 'll realize I 'm very a fair and just person . All right , why do n't you guys continue to discuss the desk , and I 'll sit in here and single-handedly broadcast the news [?] It 's a deal . Lisa , it 's not really about desks . Yes , it is . There seems to be some confusion about the fact that I had dinner with Matthew . So what [?] What 's the big deal [?] Dave @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , yeah . Once . Or twice , maybe . Two dinners [?] This is unbelievable ! Beth , is Sergeant What's-his-name still on line four for me [?] No . I 'll take it in here . No desk , no dinner ... Land of opportunity , my ass ! Dave , how did you get an appointment with the transit commissioner [?] I did n't . I 'm just going to go down to his office and figure out the rest from there . Is this one of those plans that involves somebody dressing up in a fake nun outfit [?] No . Oh , because I have one at home . Good luck . Oh , thanks , Lisa . Oh , you two probably want to be alone right now , so I 'll just ... Beth ... Look , I really wish you had n't mentioned the dinners . I know . I 'm sorry . It just slipped out . I know , but those are the kind up slip-ups we really ca n't afford . Look , Dave , I only said two @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all right . Mm . That looks good . You want some [?] No , no , I do n't have time . Just take a little piece . No , I really do n't have time . No . Come on , you have to eat something . Come on . No . If that 's what it takes to get a new desk , I do n't even want one . Okay , from now on , we probably should n't feed each other in public . Lisa . Dave , could I see you in the can for a minute [?] Shrimp , Dave [?] I 'm ... full , sir . Uh , you think we could make this quick , sir [?] I really have to get down to the transit commission . You want to tell me a little about the morale problem out there [?] Uh , well , everyone 's under a certain amount of pressure , you know , what with this subway story and all . I think there 's a little more to it , is n't there [?] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you , sir . No , I will not accept your resignation . Well , I-- I-- I was n't going to say that . I was just going to say that I made a small error in judgment . A small error in judgment ... What exactly would that be , Dave [?] Would that be Matthew 's desk or the dinner with Matthew or the dinner with Lisa or the second dinner with Lisa [?] Okay , I made three or four small errors in judgment . Oh , they were n't errors , Dave . They were decisions , and that 's your job . No , the only error I see is that you 're letting your people push you around and make you second-guess your decisions . Of course you 're right . And now you 're letting me do it . You want my advice [?] Yes . Well , I 'm not going to give it to you . Listen , Dave ... I 'm sure you 're going to make the right decision on this . Sir , if we 're done @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need to get out of this office , get downtown , and to talk the transit commissioner into doing something he flatly refuses to do . Well , then , what are you doing standing here watching me eat lunch in the can [?] Exactly . Are you coming , sir [?] Oh , I kind of like it in here . If you see Bob , tell him to bring me a little soy sauce , will you [?] Dave , Dave , what did the transit commissioner say [?] He would n't talk to me . What happened [?] Well , I walked straight into his office and sat down and said I would not leave until he gave us full access to the tunnel . And at what point did the security guards show up [?] Oh , about two minutes later . But before they got there , I grabbed this off his desk . You stole the subway commissioner 's tunnel pass [?] I borrowed it . We 'll mail it back when we 're done . Now go . Oh , no , this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for one thing , I 'm not black . Let 's not get bogged down with details , okay [?] Now , Beth , go to the booth , tell Lisa as soon as Matthew calls in to patch him - - What are these [?] BETH : New desks . Where did these come from [?] Scandinavia . Thank you . I 'm sorry about all that stuff I 've been saying behind your back today . Good job , Dave . You really know how to keep those troops happy . I do [?] Shh ! Dave , I told them you ordered the desks for them . I mean , that 's the direction you were headed in , right [?] Mr . James , my office now , please . Coffee , Dave [?] Good job , Dave . It takes a big man to crumble under pressure so fast . Mr . James , this is really not how I wanted to handle this situation . Why not [?] Ca n't play favorites , right [?] Got to treat everybody equally , right [?] I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ office is my business . Now I have a staff that thinks if they complain enough about anything , I 'll cave in , and that is not true . Now , I 'm going to have to ask you to return those desks . Oh , I love the fire in your eyes . Sir , if you ever come in here and undermine my authority -- Easy , Dave . I do n't love it that much . Anyway , you 're going to have to handle this desk crisis by yourself . I got to go . Matthew , what are you doing here [?] Should n't you be in the tunnel [?] Yeah , I know , I know , I know . I was headed downtown , and I started thinking about things , and , oh , I just feel awful about this desk situation . Forget the desk . You know , it 's not even really about the desks , though . It 's about ... I ca n't take the pressure of everybody thinking that I 'm your favorite or something @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my favorite . You know what [?] I am fine with the fact that your new favorite is Lisa . No . I 'm kidding . I love her . Lisa 's great . But , uh , I just feel a lot of resentment from the rest of the staff , you know , here , and what I was thinking is we could have some kind of fake fight in front of everybody -- What [?] Not a hitting fight . You know what I mean [?] Matthew , I want you to get out of my office . I want you to go downstairs , get in a cab , and get to that tunnel , and get me something I can put on the air . I just think if we work this out -- I do n't care what you think . Just get out of here . Okay ! Why are you yelling at me [?] I am not yelling at you , but in about five seconds , I will be ! LOWERED VOICE : Okay . Good job . I think it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they bought it . Now , listen , are you and Lisa having dinner tonight [?] Because if not , I 'd like to even up that dinner score . You know what I mean [?] I 'll call you from the tunnel . Ladies and gentlemen , clean out your desks . They 're going back . LISA : In just a moment , we 'll be going to WNYX reporter Matthew Brock with an exclusive eyewitness report from the subway tunnel . Great . Now , this just goes to show you that sometimes , if you just push a little bit harder , you get -- LISA : Matthew , what can you see [?] Lisa , there 's really not much to see . Um , it 's pitch-black ... Very smoky , I 'm standing in about three feet of water . I can see some flashlights about 20 yards away , but that 's about it . Anything more you can tell us [?] There 's not much more to tell . Um ... Hang on . Hang on . Another flashlight just came @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Is there anything more you can tell us , Matthew , anything at all [?] Again , Lisa , pitch-black , very smoky , three , three-and-a-half feet of water . Back to you , Lisa . I did n't say it 'd be the most exciting thing in the world . I just said we 'd get it first . Well , look at it this way . If something explodes down there , Matthew will be right on top of it . Dave , on behalf of the whole staff , I want to apologize about that desk thing . I know we got a little silly . Oh , Bill , that 's all right . Say , I do n't want to nitpick , but do you have any idea when we 're going to get our old desks back [?] Oh , you know , we 're still working on tracking those down . Dave , did you mean for the movers to take the conference table also [?] No , that was another miscommunication on my part . You know , if you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ could make a call . Joe , please . Think about it . I 'll be down in my van . Well , I 'm sure my wallet will turn up somewhere . Well , boss , you sure showed them . Yeah , I guess I did . Can I get you anything else [?] How about a chair [?] That 's kind of a tough one , boss . Yeah . Thanks anyway . Okay , everybody 's signed up , and I think I have it scheduled . Okay , on Monday , you 've got dinner with Bill . He requested some kind of fancy French cuisine . Fine . Okay , on Tuesday , you have dinner with Catherine . She requested some kind of fancier French cuisine . Fine . Okay , after dinner with Catherine on Tuesday , you are going to meet Joe at the Garden for the Knicks game . He will pick you up in his van . Great . Okay , and then on Wednesday , you 're going out for sushi with some guys from payroll . Wonderful @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Korean place where they let you cook your own meat . I 'm very excited , Dave . Are you all right [?] Yeah , I 'm just exhausted . I ca n't wait to get into bed . Okay . Good night . Dave , just the guy I was looking for . Care to join us for dinner [?] Yeah , it 'd be a pleasure . I 'm a vegetarian . Yeah [?] Great . No , Beth , it 's been , like , 15 minutes . Yeah , but ... Yeah , but ... Every eight minutes is what they told -- It 's just very dark down here , and I do n't even think there 's anybody left . Guys [?] Yeah . Oh ! [SPLASH] Hang on . [SPLASHING] Beth [?] Okay . Just - - Hey , if you 're there -- Ew ! Gross ! Help !

@@5230041 ? The Twentieth Centruy Fox Mambo . ? Previously on Smash ... Might almost believe you were avoiding my calls . Eileen is pimping me out wherever she can . So if we stay open till June , that Tony is ours . You wan na get out of here ? Then let 's go . Tell me what you 're doing with Gatsby . I 'm writing a play . Tom does n't wan na let go . You said we would work on this together . ? Is everything you 're not ? People are coming tonight who could bring this show to Broadway . It 's what we always wanted . What the hell , Derek ? - This is a private audition . - For my part ? You know , I 've been cleaning up your messes since we were kids . Would it have killed you to do something for me for once ? - You took their side . - I have to stop helping you . You have to start helping yourself . [Tires_screeching] Are you gon na walk me home or what ? [Sighs] Look at that . We 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the morning is as good a time as any to stop . Do n't you think you should get some sleep before Sam 's put-in rehearsal in ... Oh , God ... Three hours ? [Laughs] - I should go . - Yeah You do n't have to . Are you sure ? [Serene_music] ? ? Do you really wan na do this ? [High_and_Dry_playing] ? ? ? Two jumps in a week ? ? I bet you think that 's pretty clever ? ? do n't you , boy ? ? ? ? ? Flying on your motorcycle ? ? watching all the ground beneath you drop ? ? ? ? You 'd kill yourself for recognition ? ? kill yourself ? ? to never ever stop ? ? ? ? You broke another mirror ? ? you 're turning into something ? ? you are not ? ? Do n't leave me high ? ? Do n't leave me dry ? ? Do n't leave me high ? ? Do n't leave me dry ? ? ? ? Drying up in conversation ? ? you will be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ All your insides fall to pieces ? ? you just sit there wishing you could ? ? still make love ? ? ? ? They 're the ones who hate you ? ? when you think you 've got the world ? ? all sussed out ? ? ? ? Oh , they 're the ones who 'll spit at you ? ? yeah , you will be the one ? ? screaming out ? ? Do n't leave me high ? ? Do n't leave me dry ? ? Do n't leave me high ? ? Do n't leave me dry ? ? Oh , it 's the best thing that you ever had ? ? The best thing that you ever , ever had ? ? It 's the best thing that you ever had ? ? - The best thing you have ? - had has gone away ? [Sighs] What are you doing ? Now , I know that you probably do n't wan na see me right now ... You look terrible . Did you even sleep ? Have you spoken to Kyle ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to say to you . I think you said everything you needed to say to me last night . I know , I know . I was a total ass . I always am . I ruin everything . I told you that when you met me . And that 's what you say to make it okay . I do n't wan na hurt you anymore . All right , just tell me , what do I need to do to be the person that you saw in me ? Because when you look at me like that , I ... I know that 's who I really am . Karen , you okay out there ? - Oh , okay . - Jimmy ! Jimmy ! No ... It 's Kyle . Leave a message . Hey , it 's Tom . Um , I thought we were gon na meet up last night , but , uh , I never heard from you . Listen , if you 're not interested , uh , I guess I 'll understand , but just let me know . Ugh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're a teenager . [Elevator_dings] Oh , my God ! I 'm going to delete this and re-record the message . Sorry ! Sorry we 're late ! The line at Starbucks was atrocious . Um , the line was fine . She had to stop and sign autographs and pose for pictures . She did everything short of bless a baby . - I did that yesterday . - [Laughs] Oh , good ! You 're all here . Everyone ready to talk Tony ? Yeah , yeah ! Where 's Julia ? Yeah , uh , how are you guys doing after last night ? We 're fine . Let 's start without her . [Inhaling] What 's this ? A declaration of war from Tom . It 's a move to dissolve our partnership . Really ? It lists every name of every title we have ever optioned , including Gatsby . So he 's gon na tie it up for months , so you ca n't do it ? For him to move this fast , he must be really angry . Well , do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , ' cause I need you to . If I pull this play , I 'll lose my job . I know . Look at this . Right back where we were 15 years ago ... My fate in your hands . Not mine , Tom 's . You will talk to him , right ? Reason with him ? Look , I may have burned you 15 years ago , but I 'm not gon na do it again . And I wo n't let Tom do it either . As we get closer to the Tonys , things are looking up for Bombshell . Imitation of Life is closing , which is n't a very good omen . Uh , Harold and Maude is struggling to retain the magic it had on the West End . And if Road House gets a nomination , I 'm gon na retire . [Laughter] Drood and Pippin are contenders . No , not for best musical . They 're revivals . - I meant for directing . - Ah , ah , ah . What about Hit List ? It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ end its run where it began last month ... Downtown . So it 's official , sweetie . We 're the show to beat . And the key to staying that way is marketing . Subways , billboards ... This fabulous ad that you took out in the times . I did n't place a full-page ad in the Times . Then who did ? Jerry . Do n't get upset . We need all the help we can get . Not from him we do n't . That is a great ad . Look at that . You 're up there twice . Yeah , but supporting for Liaisons ? We closed in a week . With glorious reviews for you . You were a bright light in a bad show . Do n't think the nominating committee wo n't notice . But that puts me up against you . That 's right . [Acoustic_guitar_ringtone] It would be embarrassing to beat my own daughter . Kyle , that was fast . Guess I still got it . [Indistinct_chatter] So are we gon na talk about what happened ? Nothing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your definition of " nothing . " He 's no good for you , you know that . And you are ? Oh , God . What do we tell everyone ? We do n't have to tell them anything . - Tom . - Hey ! What 's wrong ? Um ... I called , uh , Kyle this morning . We ... Well ... Uh , he called me back , but it was n't him . It was the police . He got hit by a car last night . - Oh , my God . - Shh . He 's gone . [Soft_music] Smash 02x14 The Phenomenon Original Air Date May 4 , 2013 Kyle : I wish I knew how to fix this . Because Amanda 's death does not work . - We 're missing something . - Like what ? Like , um , like a chance for the audience to grieve . Um , a tribute or a candlelight vigil . Maudlin . She ca n't just die . You wan na know she mattered . What about dimming of the lights @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ loved that tradition . You do ? When I was in school , we went to a show the night they dimmed them - for Wendy Wasserstein . - [Clicks_tongue] And I just thought it was such an elegant and beautiful gesture . Um , could she sing another number even though she 's dead ? Ha , you know , I knew that was terrible , - even as I said it . - [Laughing] She ca n't . But he could . The song she stole from him . The Love I Meant To Say ? She dies in the arms of the man who loved her , as he sings the song that brought them together in the first place . That would be incredibly moving . Yes , it will . You 're good at this , Kyle . You keep having ideas like that , they might just dim the lights for you yet . And that 's all we know for now . How you doing ? [Groans] I do n't care about me . I 'm worried about them though . Has anyone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ let ' em know that we 're here if they need anything . I can ... I can do it . I 'll call them . No . We 'll do it together . Come on . Hey . I tried Jimmy . He 's not answering . Maybe you should try him . Yeah , if he 's not picking up for you , I do n't think he 's gon na pick up for me . Hi . So what do we do about tonight 's performance ? We cancel , obviously . Are you sure ? Uh , yeah , I think " The show must go on " is n't apropos at this particular moment , Scott . Sam has n't even had time to rehearse . Everyone 's devastated . I 'm not sure anyone is in a position to perform . But Hit List is Kyle 's show . I mean , I ca n't think of a ... a better way to honor him . Absolutely not ! I 'm not turning this into a bloody requiem . We are canceled , got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... let 's go call the ticket holders . Where are you going ? There 's something I need to do for Kyle . Such a tragedy . So young . Too young . We need to be very sensitive about this . We do n't wan na be silent , but we do n't wan na look like we 're jumping on any kind of grief parade either . Tony Vot ... Agnes , I think we need to take a break from the Tony campaign for today . Of course . [Knocking_on_door] Julia ! I 'll leave you two . - I 'm sorry for your loss . - Thank you . [Sniffles] That 's why I 'm here . [Sighs] Kyle lived for Broadway . I wan na try and get him a little piece of that dream , get the lights of the marquees dimmed tonight . It 's only awarded to Broadway veterans . I know , I know . I can reach out to a couple of people , but ... I know what they 'll say . Thank you . Still nothing ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ still does n't know . - He 'll turn up . - He was wired this morning . He ca n't find out the wrong way . It 's okay , we 'll tell him . As gently as possible . And whatever he needs , we 'll be there for him no matter what . Thank you , Derek . Do n't thank me for doing the right thing . [Sighs] Jimmy . Yeah , yeah , it 's me . The guy that ruined your show . Well , wrote it , then ruined it . But who really cares about that part , right ? Do n't freak out . I 'm just getting my stuff , and then you 'll never ... have to see me again . I promise . God , you still do n't know ? Know what ? What , how much you guys probably hate me ? Like , how disappointed Kyle is ? ' Cause trust me , I know . He kicked me out . He wo n't answer his phone , and he was n't home this morning @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? What is it now ? Kyle 's dead . He was hit by a car last night . What ? Okay , come on . That 's screwed up , Blake . Jimmy 's here . Come quick . Where is he ? We told him , and he just left . You let him leave ? What was I supposed to do , block the door ? If he needs to be alone , he should be alone . No , that 's exactly what he should n't be . Kyle : What are you doing up ? I was about to ask you the same thing . Ugh . I have this thing where when I have an idea , I have to write it down immediately , or it 's gone . And what idea did you have ? Um , I always wanted to put these transitions between songs in Hit List . Sort of , um , social media subtitles to walk you through the story behind the story . Did n't you open already ? Well , yeah , but theater 's a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ does . You have to put the pen down at some point . I had to with Bombshell . Oh , really ? ' Cause I have notes . [Laughing] Oh , do you , now ? Well , one , actually . Okay , in At Your Feet , when Gladys takes Norma Jeane to the Chinese Theater , why does she have to just leave her there ? ' Cause that 's the way it happened . Well but it 's sad , it 's , like , right there , the second number in the show , this melancholy chord . It 's the truth . And sometimes the truth is too hard . Sometimes , you wan na remember things better than they actually were . Which is what I think Marilyn wants to do when she remembers her past . Why do n't you come back to bed ? I still have a little more . [Clears_throat] [Playing_upbeat_number] At Your Feet . Feel free to sing along . So you 're gon na try to pull my focus , are you ? [Playing_Vienna] ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're so ambitious for a juvenile ? ? but then if you 're so smart ? ? tell me , why are you still so afraid ? ? mmm ? ? Where 's the fire , what 's the hurry about ? ? you better cool it off before you burn it out ? ? you got so much to do ? ? and only so many hours in a day ? ? hey ? ? But you know that when the truth is told ? ? that you can get what you want or you can just get old ? ? You 're gon na kick off ? ? before you even get halfway through ? ? mm-hmm ? ? When will you realize ? ? Vienna waits for you ? ? Slow down , you 're doing fine ? ? you ca n't be everything you want to be ? ? before your time ? ? although it 's so romantic on the borderline tonight ? ? tonight ? ? Too bad , but it 's the life you lead ? ? you 're so ahead of yourself @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can see when you 're wrong ? ? you know you ca n't always see when you 're right ? ? you 're right ? ? You got your passion , you got your pride ? ? but do n't you know that only fools are satisfied ? ? Dream on , but do n't imagine they 'll all come true ? ? mm-hmm ? ? When will you realize ? ? Vienna waits for you ? ? Why do n't you realize ? ? Vienna waits for you ? ? ? You know , I 've never been serenaded before . [Song_ends] What did you think ? Tom ? Tom ? [Sighs] Julia ... I am so sorry . We all are . I really appreciate that . I almost did n't come here ' cause ... Talking about business at this moment just feels ... wrong . - Maybe we should postpone . - No . I mean , the sooner we get it over with , the better . I do n't know what 's happening to you , Tom . We have one fight last night @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thought that 's what we did last night , dissolve the partnership . If you 're trying to stop me from working ... - Stop you ? - I promise ... I will fight you . This is gon na help you . Julia , if you wan na Gatsby , we have to dissolve the partnership , so you can re-option it on your own . Right now , thanks to you , I hold half the rights . But you do n't wan na be running every little decision you make through me . The sooner we separate it , the better . For you . And me . Oh . So ... Was that everything , or is that it for today 's installment of " Tom the Monster " ? Uh , no , that 's it . Thanks . All right , then . Cathie , can you find Linda for me ? There 's something I wan na take a look at . Mmhmm . [Indistinct_chatter] Wait , wait , wait , wait . Whoops . Well ... I can guess why you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yes , I did . Oof . Should I duck ? You know , I was n't very happy about that . I do n't appreciate these little stunts of yours . That 's not a stunt . I put a lot of money into Bombshell , and I have a lot more . I wan na do something with it , something that will make a difference . I knew you 'd say no if I asked . Well , you have n't even tried . All right . Do you want more money ? [Chuckles] Of course not . I went into the wrong business . I should 've been a psychic . Bombshell is mine , Jerry . And I 'm gon na take it all the way to the Tonys without your help . Stay away from my show . Am I clear ? And here I thought the ice between us might be melting . [Gasps] No , it 's as cold as ever . - I ca n't believe it . - It 's amazing . [Indistinct_chatter] - Julia . - What 's going @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Yes , but they 're coming anyway . They want the show . - How did they even find out ? - Who knows ? Maybe we should go on tonight . Maybe it 's what everybody needs . I know I 'm probably the hundredth person to ask you this today , but how you doing ? Are you holding up ? Oh , I have to . Not with me . There are ticket holders lined up outside . We canceled the show , but they turned up anyway . What are you gon na do ? I have no idea . [Scoffs] I 'm sitting in the kind of place that I never thought I 'd go back to ' cause of a sweet kid who ca n't be here to enjoy the rest of it . You know I 'm good at putting on a front , but ... I 'm not good at caring this much . What if I were there ? What , to hold my hand ? Look , I know we left things in a weird place , but I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ matter ? It 's just a play , right ? That play is the only thing he has left . You 're going to put it on , and I 'm gon na be there for you . have n't you got a show tonight ? I think I 'm feeling a tickle in my throat . [Chuckles] You 'd do that ... for me ? I would . Okay , everyone . Can I have your attention , please ? I think we 've all had a chance to honor Kyle in silence , and now , we need to honor him up on that stage . It seems it 's what the people want . So we 'll do a concert , okay ? Just the piano , music stands . That way , you 'll know what you 're doing . Thank you . What about Karen ? Is n't she here ? Where is she ? I do n't know . All right , okay . Just give me a minute . Excuse me , guys . Yeah . I ca n't find him . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ terrible might happen . Karen ... There 's just one last place I got ta check , somewhere Kyle told me he used to go . ? It 's show time , let the dream begin ? ? with each star who 's ever been ? ? step inside the footsteps that you should ? Fol ... All : ? fol ... ? - ? low ... ? all : ? low ... ? - ? in ? all : ? doo wop ? ? so I leave you in the best of hands ? ? in this most Chinese of wonderlands ? ? your dreams will truly be complete ? ? when the stars that you 're wishing on are ? ? at ? all : ? at ? ? your feet ? ? ai n't she sweet ? [Cheers_and_applause] That was a really nice change , by the way . - Yeah . - What made you think of it ? - A friend . - Mm . What happened to Ivy ? When did she call out ? She went home sick an hour ago . Saw @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ask me , she was fine at half-hour too . Ah . Of course . Jimmy ! You 're not thinking of doing something stupid , are you ? No . Then come down . Jimmy ! Fine . I 'm coming up . What are you ... no ! What are you doing ? You should n't be sitting up here . Yeah , well ... [Scoffs] Neither should you . It 's my fault . You know , he 's dead because of me . No , he 's not . It was an accident . But he was coming to talk to me , Karen . I ca n't imagine what you 're going through . I ca n't even believe it happened myself , but ... But what ? What ? You gon na try to make it better ? Is that what you think you 're doing here ? I 'm just trying to help . Why would I ever let you help me ? Is this about Derek ? Nothing happened . Okay , I stopped it before it did . I ... I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm in love with you . I wish I was n't , but I am . I love you , okay ? You should n't love me . I do n't deserve it . Come back with me . Come do the show . - I can't . - Yes , you can . - You need to . - No , no , I do n't . Jimmy , I know you . Do n't throw everything away . No matter what you do , it 's not gon na make it hurt less . Come and face what happened . We can deal with it together , you and me . I ... I 'm already late . I have to ... I 'm gon na go . Okay ? I 'll see you there ? [Indistinct_chatter] I ca n't believe everyone showed up even after you called to cancel . We didn't . - Did n't what ? - Cancel . Scott said you changed everybody 's mind . He had me call the ticket holders back and tell ' em we would be putting on a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , did you not do that ? We 'll have to finish this interview later , okay , Frank ? No problem , I wan na see the show myself . Julia , I was just coming downstairs to stand next to you . I know what you did . I 'll see you both downstairs . - You lied . - No , I did n't . Yes , you did . And you used me to do it . Saying I turned the cast around , so the show would go on ? [Sighs] You exploited that poor boy 's death , and for what ? For him , for his show . For yourself , to keep your job ! It is not my fault that this happened . But if it keeps his work alive , why should n't we do this ? You saw what was happening out there . We 're a phenomenon . People are going to remember this night forever . Julia ... You know how much I need this to work . I hope it does . ' Cause now , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ca n't wait any longer . He 'll be here . - Look , we 're late as it is . - Derek , five more minutes . Karen . He 's not coming . Okay . Okay , guys , um ... Look , I know things are pretty intense right now , and , um ... I know that going out on that stage might feel like a mistake . But I assure you , it is not . There 's a lot of people out there that wan na hear what you have to say . And more than that , they wan na hear what Kyle had to say . and you guys ... you 're the only ones that have the power to tell them . So ... do him proud . [Indistinct_chatter] Remember when this place used to be cool ? [Scoffs] Now , it 's just a bunch of condos . - Focus on your work . - Why should I ? It 's not like anything 's gon na come of it . Oh , my ... Yes , it is ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is a second act , and we 're on our way . How can you be so sure ? I 'm not . I just pretend that I am . [Laughs] Hey . You know what ? Maybe we should set a scene here . It 's kind of our place , you know ? What about when they meet for the first time , when Amanda tries to kill herself and Jesse stops her by singing The Love I Meant To Say ? Yeah . Yeah , and then when she gives it all up to be with him , they come back here right before she dies . Are you sure she has to die ? Musicals usually have happy endings . [Scoffs] Not the ones you like . You 're right . Then she must die ... Ha . So that your character can learn something . ? I 'm high above the city ? ? I 'm standing on the ledge ? ? The view from here is pretty ? ? and I step off the e ... ? do n't do it ! [Audience_murmuring] No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na do it . Okay , so let 's do it . Yeah . Okay . He wants to do the song . [Snaps] [Soft_guitar_music] ? ? ? Over ? ? I ca n't believe it 's over ? ? ? ? I ca n't believe the love I left ? ? ? ? to show some other day ? ? ? ? Listen ? ? I hope that you ? ? can hear me ? ? as I kneel down and pray ? ? with the love I meant ? ? to say ? ? ? ? Shadows ? ? You took away ? ? the shadows ? ? before you , life was black and white ? ? though tonight the room 's ? ? gone gray ? ? ? ? Golden ? ? all the love you gave was golden ? ? ? ? Gold that I would gladly pay ? ? to show the love I meant to say ? ? ? ? Oh ? ? music ? ? you made me hear such ? ? music ? ? without you here to guide me ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? ? ? Sorry ? ? that 's the word I wan na sing to you ? ? ? ? the other word is ? ? stay ? ? to hear the love ? ? I meant ? ? to say ? ? ? [Song_ends] Hey ! what_do youthink ? Ca n't wait for act two , right ? Yeah , it 's good . It 's really good . I 'll just admit it 's a little strange for me . Um , ' cause she 's better ? - Karen , I 'm kidding . - No , you 're not . - [Laughing] - That 's so rude . Hey , um , did Jimmy talk to you ? I told him not to . I thought it might scare you away . - It didn't . - I 'm glad . Are you ? ' Cause sometimes I feel like you think I 'm in the way or something . Maybe a little , at first . But then I saw how happy you make him . And , um ... Look , I 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about you . Maybe you can fix what I could n't . [Cheers_and_applause] [Indistinct_chatter] The show was amazing . Thank you . Technically it was n't all me . Wow . That might be the first time you 've ever said something like that . [Laughing] How does it feel ? What happened with us ? One minute , we were hanging out , and then you were gone . Derek , I do n't think right now ... Please just ... I need to know . The night of my birthday ... I know the only reason you came to see me is because Karen rejected you . Karen ? Wow , okay . Um , well , there 's nothing going on there . I was at her apartment the whole of last night , and I slept on the couch because of you . I just came as a friend . That 's it . Do n't walk away from me because of Karen . It 's not Karen . It 's you . You 'll always have a Karen . It 's just who you are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Two minutes . - This was a great idea , Tom . You are definitely not a monster . Not today , at least . Jerry ! What are you doing here ? I saw Hit List tonight . Scott invited me . Did you like it ? I think it 's a great story . So do I . And also , I was thinking what a lovely gesture that was , putting the ad in the paper . Thank you . You , thanking me ? To what do I owe this ? Well , the reminder that life is shorter than we think it is . Does this mean we 're friends again ? [Scoffs] No . But you can be a friend to Bombshell ... If the money 's still on the table . Oh , I 'm sorry . That money 's no longer available . I committed it to something else . - To what ? - To Hit List . I 'm moving it to Broadway . We start previews at the end of the month . You 're right , you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ This way , I can take that Tony away from you and not feel guilty . What are you doing after this ? Do you wan na go somewhere to talk ? Um ... Y-you know , I ca n't . Okay . Maybe tomorrow ? Yeah , I mean , I just have a lot to deal with . Are are you mad at me about something ? No . No , of course not . What about what you said to me this morning ? You guys do n't have glasses . Uh , actually , no , I 'm not drinking anymore , so ... You can have one . Go ahead , celebrate . I mean , you 're going to Broadway , right ? [Sighs] , chuckles - Here we go . - Okay . Okay , can you hold this ? Yep . [Soft_music] ? ? Tom : Well , we could n't get all of Broadway to dim but ... they ca n't stop us from using our own house . To Kyle . All : To Kyle .

@@5230141 Matthew , turn off the TV , dinner 's almost ready . Okay , dinner 's ready . Wait , submarine sandwiches again ? This is , like , three days in a row . What 's going on ? Hey , are you sleeping with the guy at Quizno 's again ? No , I did n't sleep with him , we just flirted . He touched my cheek when he gave me my Sun Chips . And he gave me a free punch on my card . Is there anyone who has n't punched your card ? Quiet . I am on a quest . I have to find that sandwich I had last month . I am telling you it was the best sub I 've ever eaten in my entire life . So you have no idea where the sandwich place was no cross street , nothing . No , somebody else was driving . I had low blood sugar . And it was raining . Or I was crying ... something . I do n't know . I think it started with an " S . " Oh , was it Subway ? Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Okay , here we go . Oh , no ... God , this is n't it . Oh , this is disgusting . I ca n't eat this . Really . Mmm . This is definitely not it . Hey there . - Hey . - Smells like onions in here . That guy at Quizno 's still punching your card ? No , he touched my cheek . You do n't know anything about romance . Hey ... Hi , sweetie . Look at you . You look so handsome . Oh , just like a tiny used car salesman . I 'm wearing my church clothes . You sure are . What ? Dad and New Christine took me to church . You took him to church ? Hey , who wants to change the subject ? Yeah , I belong to the First Methodist Church on Helm , and today was our autumn festival . There were games and songs . And all these nice people that were happy to see me . I love church . Richard , he loves church . Can I talk to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ timing . New Christine has woman problems . Richard ... I do n't have woman problems . Sure you do . You got ' em bad . We got to go . Hold it , hold it . Ritchie , you know what ? Why do n't you go upstairs and change into your play clothes while I talk to Daddy . - Okay . - Okay . - Bye , Dad . - Bye , buddy . Feel better , New Christine . Oh , I do n't have ... Thank you . I 'm going to go change into my play clothes , too . Godspeed . You took him to church ? You took our son to church ? ! Look , he wanted to go . We were going anyway . It did n't seem like such a big deal . What ? You were going anyway ? What , you go to church now ? Why ? Just because your cute , young girlfriend does ? Hey . And thanks . You should 've asked me . Unbelievable . I do n't understand what 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's not a thing . Richard , you and I talked about it , and we made the decision that Ritchie was going to have his spiritual education at home and not in a church . Watching Seventh Heaven is not a spiritual education . It is if you burn incense . Christine , it 's not a big deal . You went behind my back . That 's a very big deal . Man ... your poor parenting decisions never cease to amaze me . First , you want to take him to a Rolling Stones concert , and now you 're taking him to church ? ! There is n't a court in this land that would n't give me full custody of that boy right now . What exactly is your problem with church ? Yeah . People who go to church only like other people who go to church . Plus , they hate gay people . And I hate anyone who hates . You know what ? She 's right . We do n't have to go to church anymore ? No , she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 's something we should n't have done without checking with her first . I 'm sorry , Christine . We made a mistake . Oh , well , thank you . I accept your apology . I 'm sorry , too . Geez . Thank you . I 'm sorry I snapped . It 's an emotional issue . I have low blood sugar . Just be thankful I did n't cry . All right , hope you feel better . Oh , I do n't have ... Thank you . God bless ... Gesund ... Good luck to you then . Ritchie , get up . What are you doing ? I 'm playing Battlefront Two . I just blew up a village . Good , okay . Put that away , sweetie , it 's time for bed . - Hey , Mom ? - Yeah . - What are we ? - What do you mean ? Well , my friend Riley is Catholic and he says Catholics pray to fathers and ghosts . Yeah , they do . And Peter is Jewish and he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Well , we 're afraid of ghosts and we love our cheeseburgers . Good night , sweetie pie . No , really . Are we something ? Um , well , yeah , of course , we 're something . We 're , um ... we 're Americans and we 're ... Californians . We bleed Dodger blue . But you know what , Ritchie ? Religion is n't really about labels . It 's about what you believe in . What do we believe in ? Uh , we believe in , uh , n-nature , the earth ... recycling and , uh , we believe in dolphins and , um , and diamonds . What about God ? Oh , yeah , and we believe in God . Yeah , okay . Good night , darling . I want to go back to church . How would you like to go to the zoo ? I want to go back to church . How would you like to go to Church 's Fried Chicken ? I want to go back to church . Will you take me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we 'll see " mean no ? We 'll see . - Night , sweetie . - Night . I do n't know why he wo n't let this go . I know . I dropped him off at school this morning and he kept asking me all these questions . Like , do I believe in God ? Is there a heaven ? Is Mommy going to hell ? Why would he think that I was going to hell ? Maybe because you used that handicapped parking permit to do your Christmas shopping last year . Hey , I had an undiagnosed sleep disorder . And a lot of shopping to do . Ooh , this looks promising . Why do n't you just take Ritchie to church ? He 'll probably go once and be off it . It 's just like the fajitas . Do you remember he kept seeing those commercials and all he wanted was fajitas ? It was fajitas , fajitas , fajitas . And then you finally took him and he got scared of that sizzling plate and that was the end of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ same thing . It 's so weird the way he gets obsessed with these things , you know ? Ugh , could they cut these onions any thicker ? Ugh , this is wrong . Anyway , I 'm not a bad person for not wanting to take Ritchie to church , you know . - I have my reasons . - Such as ? Well , for one thing , they 're mean to gay people . They do n't pay their taxes . Do you pay your taxes ? Hey , I 'm handicapped . Besides , I 'm plenty spiritual without church . - How ? - I meditate . - When ? - In the tub . Well , that 's not meditating , that 's mas ... Shut up . Yeah , and that 's another thing . Who 's the church to tell me that I ca n't meditate in the tub ? I 'm a divorced woman . It 's hard . Not as hard as eating during this conversation . Okay , look , here 's the thing . You probably do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I took confirmation classes . Wait , Mom and Dad took you to church ? No , they dropped me off on their way to Indian Bingo . Anyway , I was 12 years old and I was searching for meaning in my life , you know , after they canceled The Mary Tyler Moore Show . Yeah , that was a good show . I loved it . Monroe . No , that 's Too Close For Comfort . Oh , that 's another good show . I 'm telling a story here , okay ? Anyway , I was having a hard time . I was in junior high school , I did n't have many friends , and I was searching for somewhere where I could belong . And I thought that church was where it could be . So I went . And nobody talked to me , and I did n't know what was going on most of the time . But I kept going back . I kept waiting for a sign ; something to tell me that I was in the right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get your sign ? Yeah , I did . On the day of my confirmation , they forgot to call my name . All the other kids got called up to the front , one by one , and I sat there in my little white gown with my beautiful flowers waiting to be called . You know , and at first I thought , okay , they 're going in order of height . And then I thought , oh , you know what ? They 're probably going to give me a special award and they 're saving me to the last . But no , they never called my name . They never called me to the front . So , hmm , I got my sign . I do n't belong in church . Wow . What did you do to God ? What ? No . That 's not right . It was them . It was n't me . God ... Oh , anyway , you know , I just do n't want Ritchie 's perfect little innocent soul to be squashed like that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my name . I know , honey , but you know , that was 50 years ago , and you 're okay now . I going to have to take him to church , are n't I ? Why am I such a good mother ? Okay , Ritchie , you know what ? If you do n't want to do this , we can turn around right now and we can go to the zoo . It 'll be fun . But you said we could go to church . Oh , God , I feel like I 'm 12 again . I do n't know how to act or what to do or where to look . Hey , hey , you 're going to be fine . I 'm sure it 's all going to come back to you . Okay . Come on , let 's go . All right , I 'll see you inside . Good morning , welcome . Hello , father , or , uh , your holiness . Sir ... oh . That 's really not necessary . You can call @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wedding ring . Oh , yes , right , of course , yes . Married to God . Or is it Jesus ? Actually , it 's Joyce . Well , you 're a lucky man . I mean , she 's no Jesus , but ... So far , so good . So , this is your first time in church in a while . Yes , since my near confirmation . What 's a " near confirmation " ? La-la-la . Well , I , um , I went to church for a while . I wanted to find something there . I was looking for a sign , and then I finally got it . What was the sign ? La-la-la . Uh , it does n't matter . Who knows ? Maybe today you 'll find a different sign . We 'll see . That means no . I know it 's sometimes difficult to be in a strange place with new people , but I think you 'll find we 're a very welcoming community . And I 'll bet you 'll get a kick @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a hoot . Oh , uh , no , no , he 's going to stay with me . I know that God sees everything and stuff but he 's got enough on his plate , what with the Middle East and-and-and Project Runway , - and , uh ... - La-la . The kids really have a much better time at Sunday school than at the service . They 've got puppets . That sounds fun . Really , Ritchie ? Are n't puppets scary , with those dead eyes and the real seeming hair and everything ? Is it in there ? Yes , sir . See you after , Mom . Oh , uh ... Matthew , you go with him , okay ? And if anybody hurts his feelings , you get him out of there . - What if someone hurts my feelings ? - Matthew , go . Are you ready ? Uh , yeah , I-I do n't know , I 'm not sure . How does your church feel about gay people ? Oh , I think you 'll feel very welcome @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh , well , we have a great many gay people in our congregation . Oh , like that guy ? We do n't ask . Trust me . Shall we ? And although there were no actual mountains in that area of Galilee , it was nonetheless called the Sermon on the ... Anyone remember ? The Sermon on the Mmm ... oww -- Mouth . No . Not the Sermon on the Mouth , Benji . The Sermon on the Mount . But that was very good . Uh ... And the Sermon on the Mount is talked about in the Book of ... Maa ... Math -- Mouth . Not mouth . It 's never going to be mouth . - Matthew . - What ? The Book of Matthew . And is n't that interesting , Pippo ? Yes , it is , Mrs . Orr . Are you having fun , Pippo ? A little . Is that a real monkey ? We 've really got to get you to the zoo . Oh , well , since someone is in the mood for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the Sermon on the Mount . Uh , well , in the Sermon on the Mount , Jesus was talking to his disciples about the Golden Rule . You know , " Do unto others as you would have them do unto you . " Yes . Did you hear that , Pippo ? I sure did , Mrs . Orr . I-I-I was Jesus ' understudy in Godspell . The guy never got sick . Learned all the lines , never got to go on . What 's Godspell ? And now we will read from the scripture . All rise . " How good and pleasant it is when brothers live together in unity . By all the earth-born race His honors be expressed ; but saints that know His heavenly grace should learn to praise Him best . " " Praise Him best . " And now we will sing . # Nearer my God to thee # # Nearer to thee # # Even though it be a cross that raiseth me ... # # Still all ... # Psalm 148 . - " When the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't you take it ? # Day by day # # Day by day # # Day by day # # Day by day # # Oh , dear Lord , # # three things I pray # # Three things I pray ... # Let us pray . Sorry . It was ... it was my stomach . I had a funky submarine sandwich for breakfast . God , do we get communion here ? ' Cause I think some of those wafers might help settle things . And a little wine would n't hurt , either , if you know what I mean . Oh , sorry . And that longing is something we all experience , that longing for fulfillment . Oh , we try to sate ourselves with more - - more money , more work , more things - - but we remain unfulfilled , lonely . - It 's true . - Yeah . It 's only in moments of quiet , when the demands of the day recede . Charge ! It 's only then that we find the quiet that we need @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and breathe deeply . As you breathe in and out , let those breaths bring you closer to calm , closer to serenity . Let those breaths bring you closer to new insights and a fuller understanding of the human condition . With each breath , you 'll be inspired to dig deeper , to be more compassionate , to be more generous . And you will look around you and realize you are not alone . And you do n't need to be afraid , because the answers to all your questions have been there all along . Before we conclude , I 'd like everyone to say hello to a new friend . Christine Campbell . Everyone please make her feel welcome . Oh , oh , thank you . Hi . Could this be my sign ? Christine , would you mind joining me up here for the final hymn ? Oh , up to the front . I think this is my sign . So go . Kickoff 's in ten minutes . # Amazing Grace , # # how sweet the sound # # That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lost , # # but now I 'm found # # Was blind but now I see ... # # And grace my fears relieved # # How precious did # # that grace appear # # The hour I first believed . #

@@5230341 Previously on " Without a Trace " It 's called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy . In layman 's terms , it 's a deterioration of the heart muscle . Vivian , this can be very serious . You 're on a wire ? It 's not a wire . It 's a Holter monitor for my heart . I 'd really appreciate it if you did n't say anything to anyone about this . Viv , You okay ? What 's wrong ? Somebody get a medic ! We have a 37-year-old African-American female with a diagnosis of I-H-S-S . BP is 70 over palp . Heart rate 110 , respiration 15 . Presented in a-fib but she 's alert and oriented times four . It 's 1:05 A.M . and we 're approximately eight minutes out . Over - Got it , 782 . - How bad 's her condition ? I 'm not sure . The doctor will know more . When was she diagnosed ? Uh , when were you diagnosed ? A month ago . - What ? - A month . A month , a month , a month . Just hang in there , okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out the register . Thanks . Lucebella had a great day today . Over $350 . Apparently crystals are back . Agnes , honey , are you okay ? I guess that means yes . Well , then , I can head home and you can stay here and be brave and in command . Good night . Hey . Hey . So what are we looking at ? Agnes Deschamps . She 's , um , 25 years old . This is her store . She sells new age products up front and she does psychic readings back here . She lives upstairs . No one 's seen her for a couple days . So who called it in ? Another psychic that works with her . She 's on her way here now . She could have saved herself some time and just told us where to look . How 's Viv ? Well , she 's checked out of the hospital , but , um ... she 's still going to have to have that surgery . Hmm . You been to see her yet ? No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ looks good , you know , considering the circumstances . Hey , Jack ... check this out . Somebody did n't like their reading . Yeah . 3x19 : SECOND SIGHT Each of the dates is an appointment , when the client came in for a reading , and their symbols relate to what they talked about . Okay , but there 's no master list ? I mean , except for these phone numbers , there 's no way to figure out who any of her clients are ? No . I 'm sorry . Do you , uh , do you think she was scamming people ? I never felt any psychic energy from Agnes , but she was good with her clients . I mean , she had an-an instinct for discerning what they needed . Now , she may not have had the gift , but she was trying to help them . Do you think it 's possible that one of her clients , perhaps whoever sent her this , figured out that they were being conned and got pissed off ? She was scared @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ asked for my help but about a week ago , she came to me and said she was involved in something and could n't figure out what to do . There 's this man , and he 's angry with me , you know , about what I did . Have you talked to him about it ? No , I-I sort of wanted to figure out how to handle it before I talked to him again . Okay . Think about ... why he 's angry . Now imagine yourself on a road ... moving away from the anger . Where 's the road going ? I do n't know . I 'm afraid I do n't know either . There 's a ... there 's a dark cloud around you , and I ca n't see through it . I 'm sorry . It 's not your fault . I just , um ... I 'm wasting your time . Let 's try a candle . See if it gives us any guidance . What have you got to lose . Right ? But I do n't think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the candle back . What exactly was she supposed to do with it ? Carve his initials at the bottom and then meditate on the situation while she was lighting it , and when it had burnt out , to bring it back and I 'd read it for her . Okay , and she never told you his name or anything about him ? No , but , um ... this morning I had a vision . A vision ? A van and the energy was ... frantic . I could feel Agnes ' presence . She was scared Um , does your vision come with an I.D . , a location ... ? You know , is it past , present , future ... ? I do n't know , but I think it had to do with that man . Okay . I 'm not making this up , Agent Spade . But I think ... We 'll be in touch . Thank you . Agnes ? Yes , sir . She 's been missing for two days . You know , all that mumbo jumbo , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good neighbor . You ever see anyone hanging around , anything strange ? Think about it . I mean , it could be something small . About three weeks ago , I was at the dentist in the afternoon my-my gums were sore so , I was just in the house reading the paper and , uh , I heard thumping . Agnes ? Honey , you okay ? I 'm going to get help . No , no , Mr . Klumke . 9-1-1 . Uh , yes , we need an ambulance at 496 Hester Street in Queens . No , no no ambulance , no doctor . I 'm fine . You 're not fine , and you pay your taxes for moments just like this . Yes . My neighbor fell . They took her to St . Andrew 's . Kept her overnight . She brought me chocolates the next day . Made some joke about how clumsy she was . But now you 're not so sure she tripped ? You say she 's missing . Yeah . I 'm thinking maybe what I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ away . Thank you , sir . And you saw her once a week ? Agnes really helped me reach out to Glen . Reach out ... ? I missed him so much . Agnes helped me talk to him . Okay , according to her files , you were the last client she saw . Something happen between the two of you ? Nothing between us . We were talking about Glen , like always , and ... a man came in and ruined it . And he 's ready , Edgar . Ready for you to let go . But I do n't want to . I know . But it 's been nine months and Glen wants you to move on , to start doing the things you love to do . Remember how much you love to paint ? But what will I do without him ? When were you going to tell me ? I am with a client right now . I ca n't talk about this . Everything was in place and you screwed it up . Agnes ? It 's okay . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . Well , you should 've thought about that before ! Come back later , please . Now is not a good time . Agnes said the man 's arrival was a sign of how the spirits were upset because I would n't let go . Uh , do you have any idea who this man that interrupted you was ? I do n't know . Since that time , I have n't been able to feel Glen 's ... presence , and ... you have to find Agnes . I did n't get to say goodbye to him . Hello ? Hey , there . How you doing ? Well , I never thought I 'd miss going through credit card reports so much . Well , then I could sure use you here , because I 'm striking out on this one . No social , no bank accounts , no records anywhere . They 're out there somewhere . They 're always out there somewhere . Right . Hey , um , I was wondering if you need a second opinion , uh , ' cause @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of cardiology over at Pres St . Luke 's . No , no . The doctor I saw at the hospital agrees with Dr . Marsh , so , uh , I guess I 'm through with the diagnostic phase . Okay , okay . Well , uh , I just thought I 'd give you a call . Is there anything else you need ? No , but thank you , sweetie . All right , well , take care , Viv . Okay , thanks . Bye . Bye . How is she ? Uh , she sounded all right . But you know how she is . Right . We found this in a dumpster behind Lucebella . What 's all that hocus-pocus ? I 'm not really sure . She used it in some kind of ritual . She was having problems with some guy . There 's some initials carved in the bottom . It 's kind of either a ' P ' or a ' B ' , but there 's definitely an ' L.C . ' Here . Hmm . We have any @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I think the best place for us to start looking is at her client list . Well , Samantha 's interviewing anyone we can track down . I 'll see if I can conjure up something on L.C . Oh , hilarious . Agnes Deschamps . Here we go . She came to the ER with a hairline fracture of her radius , concussion ... she stayed overnight . Did you see this guy with her ? Nope . It was almost a month ago . I 've seen a lot of patients since then . Were her injuries consistent with someone that took a fall ? Yeah , sure . Ah . Now I remember . Okay , the injuries she sustained that night were n't the only ones she had . Ms . Deschamps ... your arm , your leg ; there are other healed bone breaks on the film . I 'm just clumsy . Is somebody doing this to you ? Nobody 's doing anything to me . I can call the police . They can help you with this . Dr . Lee , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Is your arm okay ? Let me take a look at this . Yeah , it 's fine . People 's bones do n't just fracture for no reason . So if it 's not someone doing this to you , then I 'll need to run more tests , figure out why this is happening . Have n't you already done a bunch of tests ? That was just for the fall . Not tonight . Ms . Deschamps , I insist . I really think ... Dr . Lee , please . Not tonight . Yeah , there 's definitely a tremor , so I set up an appointment with a neurologist . She did n't show . But he called me , said he checked her CT scan . Said there was enlarged caudate nuclei . And for the medically impaired ? We ca n't be certain , but given her other symptoms , I think it 's Huntington 's . What 's Huntington 's ? It 's a hereditary wasting disease . It destroys your ability to think and move . Is it fatal ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cloud was around her . If she had a terminal illness , we have to consider suicide . Suicidal thoughts create a really strong energy . I could n't have missed that . Okay . Did Agnes even know she was sick ? You said she did n't go to that doctor 's appointment . Huntington 's is hereditary . If she knew someone who had it , had seen the symptoms , she might have figured it out for herself . Her grandmother . There you go . Doctor said it would only hurt for a couple days . Shows you what he knows . You know ... after I fell , I had this ... it was like a dream , but I was n't asleep . What did you see ? A bird ... on what looked like a wagon wheel . What color was the bird ? White . Somehow I knew it was my grandmother . You never talk about your family . I loved my grandmother . The bird was , um , trying to get away but she could n't Her wing was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there was nothing I could do . Thank you for the , uh , ice . Yeah . Sure . Her grandmother must have had it . Agnes told me but I just did n't know that 's what she was really saying . What does a white bird mean ? It means sorrow . I guess she had a lot to be sorrowful about . You know , we found that candle in a dumpster . It had initials carved into the bottom of it . Um ... L.C . Do you have any idea who that is ? She 's a client , but it 's not a man ... and I do n't think Mrs . Countryman would want to hurt her . She was doing some sort of candle ritual for me ? Yes , Mrs . Countryman . Do you have any idea why ? Well , she might have felt guilty about some mistakes she made in my recent readings , but I ... What do you mean , mistakes ? We were having some financial discussions . This week , out of the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , that 's all . I just thought we should get together . Nothing bad , I hope ? No , no , no , not at all . Well , let ' em rip . You 're entering a new phase . And , uh , you should be open to ... uh , I think I was wrong . About what ? About your estate and , um ... that man . My nephew ? Yeah , you see , I thought the cards were saying that you should put him in charge , but they 're not . See , the knight still has to prove himself to the lady . But I 'm supposed to sign all the papers on Tuesday . Do n't sign anything , Luanne . Not now . I 've made a terrible mistake . I do n't know how it happened , but , um ... I 'm sorry . She felt so bad . She offered to refund the cost of all my sessions . How long had Agnes been telling you to put your nephew in charge of your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ three weeks . Is that your nephew ? Yes , it is . Was there something between Agnes and Greg ? Greg , someone saw you threaten Agnes two days before she went missing , okay ? They do n't know what they 're talking about . That 's a nice car . When do you take delivery ? I know you put a deposit on it . Unfortunately , it was two weeks before Agnes told your aunt not to give you power of attorney . Expensive car , eyewitness , missing psychic ... It was Agnes ' idea , not mine . She came to me three weeks ago and she said she could get Luanne to put me in charge of everything . But then Agnes just changed her mind . Here 's your $10,000 back . I ca n't go through with it . But we are so close . She was all set to sign the papers . Your aunt is a good woman , Greg . Just be nice to her and she 'll probably make you trustee of the estate anyway . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . Please , Agnes , take this . And I will get you the rest , the whole fifty , all up front . Please . I 'm sorry , Greg . I 'm not going to change my mind . So I took my money and I left . What did Agnes need $50,000 for , Greg ? I do n't know . You 're going to have to tell your aunt the truth . She 'll never trust me again . That 's probably good . Technically , you 're not trustworthy . I just do n't think we need to do this now , that 's all . Well , how long should we wait ? Until I have another attack or right before surgery ? Okay , there 's no time like the present . Look , I just think we need to discuss a few things , that 's all . I mean , do you still think your sister 's the right person to look after Reggie if something happens to both of us ? She 's got three kids of her own @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cousin Margaret . Or Rosemary and Richard . We could ask them . Richard is a Mets fan . Maybe we could get Rosemary to leave him . I just ca n't believe this is happening . What are you doing ? Hey . That scorched head came from a doll that was only distributed in three states Kentucky , Virginia and West Virginia . Well , that 's great , but I mean , what are you doing at Vivian 's desk ? My computer froze . Tech ca n't get to it until tomorrow . Oh . Did I ... did I do something wrong ? Well , you have n't said two words about it since she collapsed , at least not to me . And now I walk in and you 're sitting at Vivian 's desk , using her computer . You think I 'm being disrespectful to her ? No , I think you 're selfish and inconsiderate , is what I think . I 'm sorry . I , uh ... I think you 're looking for another reason to push me away @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ really upset about ... I just Uh , will you guys come with me ? I need you to check something out . - Sure . - In the tech room . The Pittsburgh Field Office sent us this . It 's footage of an abduction at an Every-Mart last night . - All right , you see that van ? - Mm-hmm . Keep your eyes on it . All right ... Back it up to where they grab her . Stop , right there . That 's Agnes . We do n't have any footage of her inside the store , so we do n't know if she was being followed . But the plates on the van are from West Virginia . 2H7 , is that all we got ? Yeah , and the only light we had is coming from inside the van . I 've got West Virginia DMV running that sequence against all registered vans in the state . The police report had an eyewitness named Hilda Cahill . She 's the one who alerted security . I have her waiting for us in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't ID 'd him yet . I was thinking , what if she pulled a scam and that 's what the 50 grand 's about . She had to pay some people back . So this is what , them catching up to her ? Well , they 're a long way from New York and this was almost thirty hours after she went missing . Maybe they had her the whole time and this is her attempt at an escape . Who is that man ? I do n't know . You do n't know ? You told me about a van . Here it is . So either you 're involved , or you 're a psychic , and that part I find very difficult to believe . I do n't know who this man is . Then how did you know about the van ? I just ... I just do . Oh ! Look ... you 're dealing with some very difficult things right now . A sick friend . And it 's causing you to think about a problem you 're having with M . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I wish I knew . I 'd be happy to help , but I already told those other police everything that I saw . Oh , no . We 're sure you did . We 're just trying to confirm a few things , that 's all . Okay . Well , for that poor girl , anything I can do . Why do n't you start by telling us what happened that evening Now , according to this police report , you were , uh , shopping at the Every-Mart . They were having a sale on towels two for one and I was walking in the parking lot back to my car , but I could n't find it . And it 's not because of my vision I have 20-20 it 's that , I 'm sure that in that part of the parking lot all the lights were out . It was so dark . It made me nervous . And then I heard her scream . And she was gone before I knew what had happened . Were you able to get a good look @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No , I 'm sorry . It was just , you know , so dark . You know , if you ask me , you know , I think that this is Every-Mart 's fault . Why do you think that ? Because if they had fixed those lights , this would n't have happened . All right . Now , the woman who was grabbed in the parking lot , is there any possibility that you saw her in the store before ? No . I-I do n't remember her . But now that you mention it She had a shopping bag . So , the shopping bag , did you see it on the ground ? I mean , it was dark , and we did n't see it on any of the security tapes . Oh . Right . Oh , I ... I 'm sorry , it 's just all this talking . I must be , you know , confused . Oh , well , we do n't want you to be confused . Now , what are you , what are you confused about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the bag . Right . I tell you what , um ... I 'll get you a cup of coffee , all right ? Ah , thank you . Hey . Hey , sorry , bro . My computer 's still down . Ah , mi computer , tu computer . Ah , bueno . How 'd it go with the eyewitness ? Uh ... she 's a moving target . What have you found ? Well , there 's not a single van in West Virginia with a 2H7 sequence on its plate . Stolen plates ? No , I do n't think so . I cross-referenced every plate with that sequence with all the residences that have a van . I found one match , a house in Greenville . There 's at least a hundred registered to this address . Mm-hmm . What 's the story ? Well , I 'm not sure yet , but I got a data-dump on all the people that own the cars . One thing 's for sure , not one of them is gon na get a key to the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , extortion , extortion , extortion . Mm-hmm . All right , one of them is on the major crimes watch list . Who 's that ? Mark Conway . Yeah , I got him right here . What 'd you do , Mark Conway ? Well , other than , uh , extortion and embezzlement , he 's suspected of being part of a clan of travelers a gypsy family group . You know , maybe all the people at that house are part of the clan . - The eyewitness . Hilda Cahill . - Right . The whole time that Jack and I were talking to her , it was as if she was trying to guess what we wanted her to say . She have a car on that list ? Nope . Well , check out Carla Callahan . Aka Heather Callahan , aka Heather Cahill . Aka Hilda Cahill . She 's one of them . Mm-hmm . Hilda , I 'm sorry , Heather . Wait , Carla . Okay , I 'm confused Uh ... why do n't you tell me what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't know what you 're talking about . You know what else you do n't know ? Who you 're talking to . I 'm FBI . If I want to , I can make your life a living hell . Do you understand that ? Do you understand that , Hilda ? Tell me what I want to know . His name is Patrick Orton , or Patrick O'Connell , or Patrick something else . The list goes on and on . You know , ' P ' is one of the initials on that candle . Mm-hmm . And he 's got a 2002 Dodge Ram , registered to the house in Greenville . That 's where the , uh , 2H7 license plate on the van came from . The cops checked out the house , but nobody was there . Now , this group or clan , they , uh , move east and west along I-64 , running scams in towns along the way . For example , they blow out a light in the parking lot , stage an abduction , then the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It all gets settled out of court . Do we know how Agnes got involved ? Well , Danny 's interviewing Ms . Cahill right now . Hopefully , she can tell us . You 're smart . You 're trying to figure out all the angles , but sometimes smart people complicate things . This is simple . All I want to know is what Agnes is doing with you guys that 's it . You tell me that , and you 're done . That 's it ? That 's it . She 's my niece . Her real name is Margaret . What else ? What else ? She stole $50,000 of the family 's money when she ran away from home seven years ago . Okay , I 'm going to need you to write down the names and the aliases of all the people involved in that fake kidnapping . You told me we were done . I lied . Oh , and here 's the part where I have to tell you that you 're entitled to that one phone call . I think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get a phone . Excuse me . All right , give her a phone , capture the number , but do n't let the call go through , okay ? Jack , look what I got . Hilda dialed a cell phone , and it pings off a tower 150 miles west of their home base in Greenville . Whose phone ? No idea . It 's registered to an alias , and the bills , they go to a post office box , so ... Are we tracking it ? Yep , it 's going towards Greenville . Well , maybe we can catch them along the way . This clan makes a living off selling defective RVs . What do you say we buy one ? Set up a sting . Great . Think our mark just showed up . You ready ? Yeah , I 'm ready . Howdy . I 'm Jack , I called you . Patrick Conway . Nice to meet you , Jack . Nice to meet you , Patrick . That 's a , uh ... that 's a nice-looking RV . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? My daughter just had a baby . And now that we got a grandson , the wife did n't want to go anywhere . Well , you know what , Patrick ? I think I can help her out with that . FBI . Freeze ! Put your hands up , put ' em on the hood of the RV . Up against the car . Come on . Spread your legs . That looks like a lot of people I know . Look , I do n't care about your Every-Mart scam , okay ? I just got to find Agnes , or Margaret or whatever you call her . Why ? Because she stole $50,000 from you , and I do n't know what you would have done to get it back . You think I hurt her ? She broke from the clan . She 's still my daughter . She 's your daughter ? She ran away with some ... kid from outside , seven years ago . That 's why she had to make it right . It 's a little over $7,000 . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Daddy . But if I showed up with fifty , would you be any less mad ? Probably not . I was 17 . And Lester , he ... he told me a lot of stories about what life would be like in New York . What was it like ? For Lester , I bet it was great . He skipped with all the money about a week after we ran away . I wanted to call you , but I could n't . I knew how mad you 'd be . I kept thinking about how much I let you down . I 've missed you so much . I thought about you all the time . I even ate a piece of red velvet cake on your birthday every year . Since your grandmother died , nobody makes it anymore . That 's all the money I 've saved . But I want to come home , Daddy . Please ? Daddy , I just , I need to come home . If it were up to me ... but there 's the clan . Price @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you made her fake an abduction . I think flowers would have been a nicer homecoming . You 're not one of us . You would n't understand . She has Huntington 's . You know that , right ? Listen to me . Like I told you , I do n't care about your scam here . As far as I 'm concerned , I do n't know anything . I just want to see your daughter , to make sure she 's okay . I 'll bring her to you . You know , I have a feeling she 's nearby . Why do n't you just , um , why do n't you just call , have her brought here ? Come on , baby . This is , uh , Jack Malone . He 's with the FBI . We got to talk to him , okay ? Hi , how you doing ? Patrick , why do n't you come over here with me . Come on . Let 's take a little walk . You okay ? I 'm fine . Why would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lot of money . I 'll make good on it . Your father knows you 're sick . You told him ? Mm-hmm . You need to see a doctor . Have you ever seen anyone die of Huntington 's ? No . Their arms and legs , they jerk around like they 're trapped and trying to get away . No talking . No laughing . And it takes a really long time . When I fell down the stairs , I knew it . I could n't do this on my own . My family will stay with me . Who else would do that ? No one . You take care . It 's gon na be okay , baby . It 's going to be all right . It 's okay . Let 's go . Hi . Agent Spade . I just wanted to make sure that you heard about Agnes . Yeah . A gypsy . Huh . Who knew ? You could have just called me . Yeah . The thing is , I was , um ... well , I was thinking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , uh ... I should probably go . Would you like a reading ? Yeah . Yeah , I would . Okay . How 's Reggie ? He 's a pain in the ass . Why is that ? I think he 's , you know , a bit sick of myself and Marcus being around the whole time . Yeah , like most teenagers are like that . Look , I 'm sorry I left you shorthanded . Hey , it 's not a problem . We got it covered . Really ? Mm-hmm . You look like you could use some sleep . Well , nobody minds putting in a few extra hours till you get back on your feet . I collapsed , so we did n't have a chance to talk about what 's going on with this . No . I understand if you need to fill the chair . It 's not necessary . I 'm just saying it 's okay . I know . Subtitles by Chiva

@@5230441 Previously on " Buffy the Vampire Slayer " : I 'm Faith . ( Giles ) We have a rogue slayer . I ca n't think of anything more dangerous . Faith , no ! - You killed a man . - l do n't care . She 's unstable , Buffy . I 'm not a demon , little girl . I am something that you ca n't even conceive . The First Evil . It 's not a happy scenario , but we 're dealing with the Big Bad that can be any dead person . You know the rules . I ca n't take corporeal form . - They 're all slayers ? - ( Giles ) Potential slayers . There were many more like them all over the world , but now there 's just a handful . That 's what it wants . ( Giles ) To erase all the slayers-in-training and their watchers , along with their methods . And then Faith , and then me . It 's the end . No more slayer . Spike has a soul now . That 's what 's gon na stop him from hurting people @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ man , Giles . I feel it . Willow , call for you from LA . Somebody named Fred . I 'm gon na have to take off for a while . We 're on the verge of war . You need to make difficult decisions regardless of cost . You 're stalling me . I 've been searching for you for a very , very long time . Ever since you killed my mother . You try anything again , he 'll kill you . More importantly , I 'll let him . I think you 've taught me everything I need to know . Stop ! Stop ! Stop , please ! Get me out of here ! is someone hurt ? What is it ? Drive ! Well , that was ... Are you all right ? Thank you . Thank God you were there . Well , let 's not give him credit for everything . I 'm funning you . I do n't believe it was a coincidence . I also do n't believe young girls should be in the woods at night . Should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ l expect you do at that . Look , I do n't mean to pry , but those boys ... they looked like ... You did n't happen to fall in with devil worshippers , did you ? No , I 'm sorry . You look like you 've been travellin ' a while . I did n't think that ... ls there someplace you 'd like me to drop you ? You heading someplace ? - Sunnydale . - l 'm going there myself . I ai n't never been , but we can find a police station ... I just need to get to Robello Drive . But thanks , Father ... Call me Caleb . Never was nobody 's daddy . I 'm Shannon . Well , Shannon , you feel like telling me why those freaky joes were after you ? I 'm not sure . Do you ever think that maybe they were chasin ' you because you 're a whore ? - What ? - l know what you 're thinkin ' . Crazy preacher man spouting off at the mouth about the Whore @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not here to lecture you . What 's the point ? My words would just curdle in your ears . Would n't take in a thing . Head filled with so much filth that ... ai n't no room for words of truth . You know what you are , Shannon ? - Dirty . - l 'm not ! Now , now , now . There 's no blame here . You were born dirty . Born without a soul . Born with that gaping ' maw that wants to open up , suck out a man 's marrow . Makes me puke to think too hard on it . Yeah , that there door 's problematical . I could n't recommend stepping ' out at this speed . You 're like as much to tumble some . Of course , there 's my boys back there . They hate to miss a mark . Your boys ? They ai n't exactly my blue-eyed boys , but they 're hard workers . And they do n't truck with Satan . That was just me having fun . Satan is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Please ... do n't hurt me . is this the part where you offer to do anything ? Because I tried to make it clear to you , you got nothin ' l want to explore . - Argh ! - Oh , yeah ! That 's it . That 's a cleansing ' fire . Hallelujah ! If I 'm not mistaken , there 's a car a little ways behind us . I do believe there 's some folk in it goin ' the same place you are . I want you to deliver a message for me , but it 's not for them . It 's for the other one . The one and only , the original , accept-no-substitutes Slayer . - Would you tell her somethin ' for me ? - Yes . Thank you , Shannon . ( whispers ) Now , let 's see what we ca n't do about that door . Are you OK ? Can you hear me ? Can you talk ? This girl 's bleeding badly . We have to get her to the hospital . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know it 's hard . I have n't been able to sleep the last few nights . Listen . it 's gon na be OK . Buffy knows what she 's doing . She wo n't send you into battle until she 's sure you 're ready for action . That 's just it , though . How will I know I 'm ready ... for action ? - You have to trust us . - l 'm so scared , Xander . And I 'm so young . Believe it or not , I was younger than you when I started all this . There 's just so much I have n't done , so much I need to do . It 's like ... I never had a real boyfriend , you know ? Yeah ? I never been with a man . I could die tomorrow , and I never been with a man . Well ... I 've never been with a man before either . Colleen . I 've never been with her in front of a man before . I 've never been with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Xander ... - We can't . - We 're so scared . - The others might hear us . - No , they wo n't . They 're OK . ( Rona ) Xander ! Xander ! - Wha ... ? - Goddamn it ! What 's going on ? I was sleeping . Dominique has a stomach flu , and the toilet bowl is backed up . I 'll be right out . Got a ... a leg cramp . ( Faith ) You sure she 's one of us ? She do n't look like much now . Not a potential slayer , I mean . Do n't know . Seems to fit , though . We 'll know more when she regains consciousness . If she regains consciousness . Girl 's been gutted like a catfish . Yeah . Something 's killing girls all over the world , trying to end the slayer line . Thing like that , figure I might get a heads-up . Faith ... Guess it does n't matter as long as you got the true Slayer intact . You were in prison @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that 's prison . Safe as a kitten . Sorry . I ... do n't know much about the big house . Was it ... I mean , did something happen in there ? Someone came at me with a nasty-looking knife . Did n't really know why until now . - Faith , we did n't ... - Forget it . lt 's cool . I get by . What are we gon na do about her ? I guess we should find Buffy , tell her what 's going on . I tried calling home . Dawn says she 's out patrolling . Let 's look for her . Cemetery 's more fun anyway . Somebody should wait here in case she wakes up . - Fine . Sit tight . I 'll be back . - Wait . Maybe you meeting Buffy alone is n't the best idea . You told her the sitch , right ? She knows I 'm coming . Probably been up all night hangin ' streamers . Yeah , but it 's not like you 're study buddies , exactly . Maybe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the whole thing . I ca n't stay here , Willow . Spent way too much time in hospitals . We do n't click . Do n't worry . I 'm sure we 'll get along just fine . ( growling ) What you want to do to her , vamp ? Something like this ? Nice punch you got there . Let me guess . Leather pants , nice right cross , doe eyes , holier-than-thou glower . You must be Faith . - Oh , goody . I 'm famous . - Told you were coming . - Bit of a misunderstanding here . I 'm ... - Spike . We 've met before . We have ? I do n't think we ... Bloody hell . What are you doing ? I 'm on your side . Yeah ? Maybe you have n't heard . I 've reformed . So have l . l reformed way before you did . Stop ... hitting ... me ! We 're on the same side . - Please ! You think I 'm stupid ? - Well , yeah . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I did n't realise that was you . It 's all right , B . Luckily you still punch like you used to . - You OK ? - Yeah . Terrific . You 're protecting vampires ? Are you the bad slayer now ? Am I the good slayer now ? He 's with me . He has a soul . - He 's like Angel ? - No . - Sort of . - l 'm nothing like Angel . He fights on my side . Which is more than I can say for some of us . If he 's so good , what 's he doing chasing down defenceless ... - That 's one of the bad guys . - You should make ' em wear signs . May I ? Thanks . Angel 's dull as a table lamp , and we have different colouring . OK , catching up . Anything else I got ta know ? Nice to have you back . Whoa . Memory lane . Same old house . All the furniture 's been destroyed and replaced since you left , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ new house guest . Hey . Got a spare bed for a wanted fugitive ? Hello , Faith . - l guess " wanted " was n't really accurate . - ( Dawn ) Does she have to stay here ? There 's hotels for **25;2299;TOOLONG types . Check it out . Brat 's all woman-sized . I need to get to the hospital . A girl was attacked on her way into town . - She might ... - We know . Willow 's been calling . She 's still there . She 's gon na call if the girl wakes up . Fine . Well , Faith , we 'd better ... see if we can find someplace to squeeze you in for the night . Not all that tension was about you . Giles was part of a plan to kill me ... for Buffy 's own good . Well , that makes me feel better about me , worse about Giles , kinda shaky about you . Drink of this , for it is my blood . You know , I always loved the story of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ becoming ' rich , red wine . I recall , as a boy , though , I could n't help but think " What would happen if you were at the Last Supper , and you ordered the white ? " A nice oaky Chardonnay or White Zin . Would he make that out of his lymph or somehow ? Never did bring it up . Suppose there was a reason why I never spent too long in one parish . Just lookin ' for answers . Just lookin ' for the Lord in the wrong damn places . Then you showed me the light . Do you think I 'm God ? I certainly do not . I am beyond concepts like that . But you still wear the outfit . Man ca n't turn his back on what he come from . Besides , black is slimming ' . Everyone knows that . How do you like what I 'm wearing ? Just another dirty girl . And since you only dress up in dead folk , I 'm guessin ' one who 's already been paid her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Strength . And ... the loneliness that comes with real strength . Nothing about my pert and bouncy hairdo ? - You 're her . - The Slayer . At long last . All this time . All the work I 've done for you . Blowin ' up the Council , organising ' the Ray Charles brigade , and ... stickin ' all them splits . - You never showed me . - Well , you 've earned it . And you 'll be meeting her soon . Am I right ? Oh , yeah . She 'll get the message . - And what makes you so sure she 'll come ? - Curiosity . Woman 's first sin . I offer her an apple . What can she do but take it ? I 'll see you soon . ( Andrew ) Faith . Her name alone invokes awe . Faith . A set of principles or beliefs upon which you are willing to devote your life . The dark slayer . A lethal combination of beauty , power , and death . For years and years @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Faith fought on the side of good , terrorising the evil community . But like so many tragic heroes , Faith was seduced by the lure of the dark side . She wrapped evil around her like a large , evil Mexican serape . She became a cold-blooded killer . Nobody was immune to her trail of destruction . Not friends , not family , not even the most pacifist and logical of races . What the hell are you talking about ? I thought Faith killed a volcanologist . ( Andrewchuckles ) Silly , silly ... Amanda . Why would Faith kill a person who studies Vulcans ? He studied volcanoes . He was a professor . Ah ... yes . Well , regardless ... I thought you were n't supposed to be doing this any more , making up stories . I 'm not . This is true . Except for that ... possible ... word misunderstanding . There are things you need to know about . Faith ... has a history not to be taken lightly . She 's a killer . Never forget that . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Your lives may depend on it . ( @bell_rings ) - You look better . - No , I don't . - No , you don't . - l 'll be OK . Unless , of course , you start beating up on me now . I wo n't . Well , I thought about it . I made some doodles . As far as I 'm concerned , we 're on even ground . I meant what I said . I do n't have time for your vendetta . But I need you in this fight . I want you on my side . Thanks . That means a lot . - So we 're good ? - Absolutely . - You 're fired . - What ? Effective immediately . You 're firing me ? I just refrained from kicking your ass . Buffy , there 's nothing here for you . People are leaving town , half the kids do n't even show up any more . You 've got much worse things to deal with . - Look at the big picture . - Right . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and all the dead little girls . Not dead . Not dead , not if you get them ready . I do n't wan na lead them into war . It ca n't be the right thing . Most wars are n't , you know . Some of these girls have n't even been tested in battle . Then , I guess , maybe you should test them . Could n't I come to work part-time ? I could make fliers for encounter groups . And you 're fired again . Remember , Buffy , the mission 's what matters . ( @girls_giggling ) You craving a moment alone in the dank , or can I bum one ? Well , I guess you can smoke all you want . The big C not really an issue . Teeth get yellow ... after an eternity . - Got ta watch that . - Huh . - Right . lt 's not what it looks like . - Hey , to each his own , man . One guy I ran with , he liked me to dress up like a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for a while . - This before the soul or after ? - After , but I got over it . In case you 're feeling all dust-happy after your incarceration . Not if you 're all repenty . Takes the fun out of it . ( clatteringfromupstairs ) No more Starbucks for the wannabes , man . They 've been spazzing for hours . - Yeah . Does get a bit much up there . - They 're good girls . Just green is all . - So why are n't you up there ... imparting ? - That 's Buffy 's thing . Anyway , I just spent a good stretch locked away with a mess of females . - Kinda had my fill . - Hm . But you waited until Angel needed your help to bust out . Three squares , nice weight room , movie every third Sunday . Could 've been worse . - What movie ? - Last one was Glitter . I guess it could n't have been worse . You had the power to walk away any time . Nothing to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for a while . You over it ? More or less . I pull for the good guys now . - What 's the less ? - The usual stuff . Such as ? I was thinking about looking up the guy with the bullwhip . Long incarceration . You could do better . Schoolgirl thing 's old hat . It 's all old hat , man . Every guy 's got some whack fantasy . Scratch the surface of any granola-type dude - naughty nurses and horny cheerleaders . - l figure , if you ca n't beat ' em ... - Join ' em . - Just do n't forget who 's on top . - That , I suspect , would be you . You got that right . I 've met you before , you know . Yeah , you made a great impression on my chin . Not in the graveyard . Before that . - l was kinda wearing a different body . - Pity . You seemed OK with it . The body swap ... with Buffy . - She fill you in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ went down . Failed to mention who was driving her skin . I may have said a few things . You could ride me at a gallop till my knees buckled , squeeze me till I pop like warm champagne . It 's not the kind of thing a man forgets . Should 've known it was n't Blondie . She 'd never throw down like that . Oh , you have been away . Do n't tell me little Miss Tightly-Wound 's been getting her naughty on ? - Not of late . - Wow . Everybody 's just full of surprises . Hey , B . Well , it 's nice to see you two getting along so well . Yeah . You just know all the cool vampires . Yeah . - Are n't you usually at work about now ? - l decided to cut back on my hours . - ( Dawn ) Buffy ? is that you ? - Down here . Figured I 'd better focus on what 's going on around here . Buffy , Willow just called from the hospital . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or something . At least , he dressed like one . I thought he was trying to save me ... at first . He picked you up on the side of the road ? Bringers were chasing me . He said they were his boys . Right before he burned me . He wanted to tell you something . Before he ... cut me ... he told me to give the Slayer a message . - What is it ? - He said ... " l have something of yours . " We 've got a new player in town . Dresses like a preacher . Calls himself Caleb . Looks like he 's working for the First . He 's taunting us , calling us out . Says he 's got something of mine . Could be another girl . Could be something else . Do n't know . Do n't care . I 'm tired of talking . I 'm tired of training . He 's got something of mine ? Fine . I 'm getting it back , and you guys are coming with me . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that be now ? Oh ... You , I was looking for you . That right ? I heard you speakin ' tonight . Preachin ' . I felt your words go straight to me . Well , the truth is like a sword , is n't it , girl ? Cuts deep . Yeah . The words I use got a power to ' em . Power , now . They 're notjust words . They 're truth . - They brought me here . - They called you . Know why ? Because you 're human . You got your urges . A woman 's got hers . A man 's got his . Our whole race can be so damnably weak . That 's why we seek the strength , the power . It 's not wrong to be drawn to the power , is it , preacher ? Oh , no , child . lt 's not wrong . ( girlgasps ) Just human . Most people do n't like visits from their dead , you know . Heathens . No appreciation for life 's pleasures @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - One of those potentials you killed , perhaps ? - No . Save them for later . I 'm in more of an old memory lane kinda mood . Back before I met you , there was a choirgirl in Knoxville l gave singing lessons to . She even screamed on key . Show me her . All these girls . They followed you willingly . - You tricked them . - l only told them the truth . As for following , well ... that seems to be what they do best . We need to arm the girls . I wan na be ready when we find him . - We do n't know where we 're going . - We 're gon na do some recon . - You up for it ? - Point me where you want me . You 're certain about this ? You do n't know what this man has of yours , if anything . It could be a girl , a potential trying to get to us . Could be a stapler . - l 'm going in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have yet to be in the field , let alone a life-or-death situation . It 's time we test them . I 'll take the ones that have been here longest . The rest can stay . Could be that 's what he wants . The old bait-and-switch . He lures us away and then kills the girls we leave behind . I know . That 's why I need you to stay here with them . You 're my most powerful weapon , Will . You can keep them safe if anything happens . An unknown man breezes into town , says he has something of yours . Buffy , this has " trap " written all over it . He wo n't be expecting a full attack . That 's why we have to move . We know nothing about this man . We can not go into battle unprepared . We need more time . Giles , we do n't have time . And you 're not going into battle . I need you to stay behind with the others . Help the girls who still need @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go . He got sonar or somethin ' ? Or something , I guess . Pretty good when they attack . They just roam free around town ? Normally they show up out of nowhere , and either stab or get stabbed , then run off . - Looks like this guy wants to be found . - Lends weight to the " it 's a trap " theory . I am through waiting for people to attack us . I 'm with you . Drop me in the hornet 's nest , what the hell ? You got a rough sitch here , trying to turn a bunch of little girls into an army . They 're potential slayers , just like we were . - Right . Maybe they 'll do as good as us . - They 're getting better . I 'll work with them . Some of ' em seem real eager . Fashion disasters , yeah , but they 're ready to fight . - Why did you come back ? - Willow said you needed me . Did n't give it a lot @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you want me to be not here ? - No , that 's not what I meant . ( sighs ) I 'm ... glad that you 're here . lt 's good . - Thank you . - No problem . You know me . All about the good deeds . Willow said you helped out Angel . Yeah . He says " Hi . " - Really ? - Sure . - How is he ? - Better . I had to do this magical mind-walk with him . - You were in Angel 's mind ? - Buffy ... - What is this place ? - Look , there 's more of ' em . - l think we just found our hornet 's nest . - Let 's get the cavalry . Now remember , we 're looking for killing blows only , people . So , chest and throat if it 's a vampire . Stomach , chest and face if it 's a bringer . - What if it 's something else ? - Could happen . Something otherworldly . Here 's a handy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they wave ' em about for attention . Go for the centre . Brain , heart , eyes . Everything 's got eyes . - ( Dawn ) Except the Bringers . - Except the Bringers . I do n't want there to be tentacles . I 'm not good with squishy . I do n't care if it 's Godzilla . I wan na get in this thing . Godzilla 's mostly Tokyo-based , so he 's probably a no-show . Besides , if Matthew Broderick can kill Godzilla , how tough is he ? - Xander ! - Matthew Broderick did not kill Godzilla . He killed a big , dumb lizard that was not the real Godzilla . You people are even crazier than her . - Than who ? - Buffy , man . I mean , taking us right into the bad guy 's lair . That 's where , generally speaking , you 'd go to find the bad guy . - l do n't think you came here to fight plaque . - No , I came here for protection . - Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I know ... This plan is trouble . Buffy does n't care if she puts us in danger . Let me tell you something about Buffy . You should all listen to this . We kinda were . I 've been through more battles with Buffy than you all can ever imagine . She 's stopped everything that 's ever come up against her . She 's laid down her life , literally , to protect the people around her . This girl has died two times , and she 's still standing . You 're scared ? That 's smart . You got questions ? You should . But you doubt her motives , you think Buffy 's all about the kill ? Then take the bus to battle . I 've seen her heart , and this time not literally . I 'm telling you right now , she cares more about your lives than you will ever know . You got ta trust her . She 's earned it . Damn ! I never knew you were that cool . - Well , you always were @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ All right . Saddle up . OK . Set up a perimeter , guard the door . I do n't want anything getting in behind us . My team goes in first , we check it out . You guys are our safety net . If it 's a trap , we give the signal , you guys come in , guns a-blazing . - What 's the signal ? - l 'm thinkin ' lots and lots of yelling . Got it . Shall we ? - What is this place ? - Looks like an old vineyard . - An evil vineyard , huh ? - Like Falcon Crest . Stay alert , you guys . The Bringers are here somewhere . - Just need to find out where . - Should n't be too hard . Well , now ! You girls are just burnin ' with righteousness , are n't you ? But you think you 're blazing like suns , when really you 're burning like matchsticks in the face of the darkness . You havin ' fun ? I hope my boys have n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I purify you . Save the sermon , padre . I heard you have something of mine . Well , I do now . You liked my message , did you ? I ruined a perfectly good knife on that girl . Got her soiled blood all over the place . I may need to get a new truck . So you 're the Slayer . The Slayer . The strongest , the fastest , the most aflame with that most precious invention of all mankind - the notion of goodness . The Slayer must indeed be powerful . So , what else you got ? ( Kennedy ) Let 's go ! Kennedy ! Miss , you have your own problems you should be worried about . ( Caleb ) Oh , good . There 's more of you . Buffy ! You 're the other one , are n't you ? Your Cain to her Abel . No offence meant to Cain , of course . - Never was much for the Good Book . - Oh , it has its moments . Paul had some good stuff @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I like to keep things simple . Good folk , bad folk . Clean folk , dirty folk . No ! Yes . Xander , get them outta here . We have to retreat . Do it . What can I say ? I work in mysterious ways . Also some fairly straightforward ones . We are leaving . Are you OK ? Let 's go . Come on . Let 's go ! Come on ! You 're the one who sees everything , are n't you ? Let 's see what we ca n't do about that . Argh ! Xander ! Come on . ( Caleb ) Now , it 's a simple story . Stop me if you 've heard it . I have found and truly believe that there is nothing so bad it can not be made better with a story . And this one 's got a happy endin ' . There once was a woman , and she was foul , like all women , for Adam 's rib was dirty , just like Adam himself , for what was he but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ darkness , despair ... And why ? Because she did not know . She could not see . She did n't know the good news , the glory that was comin ' . That 'd be you . For the kingdom , the power , and the glory are yours , now and forever . You show up , they 'll get in line , cos they followed her . All they have to do is take one more step , and I 'll kill them all . See ? I told you it had a happy endin ' . Visiontext Subtitles : Claire Bates Urgh ! Argh ! english SDH

@@5231141 Ravens win ! Mommy , Ravens win . Haley . That 's weird , I thought Mommy would 've beat us home by now . Hey . Nathan , hi . I 'm so sorry . You got Jamie , right ? Yeah , yeah . What happened ? Where are you ? Oh , I got locked in the library with Lindsey and Peyton . I missed the whole game . I 'll fill you in on all the gory details as soon as I get home . I 'm on my way , okay ? All right , well , I 'm just about to put Jamie to bed , and then I 'm gon na take a quick shower . Oh , and Haley , I love you . - I love you , too . - Bye . Do I really have to go to bed , Daddy ? Yep . PJs , brush teeth , bed . Five minutes . - Come on , chop-chop . - Do I have to wear PJs ? Ca n't I sleep in this ? Okay , but just for tonight , all right ? - Now , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Missed you tonight . - Oh , I missed you , too . Whoa , Carrie ! Carrie , what are you doing ? This is not okay . You have to get out of here . It 's okay , Nathan . I love you , too . What are you talking about ? You think I love you ? Carrie , you have to get out of here . Here , take this . Go . Get out of the shower . Carrie , get out of this bathroom right now . Haley , this ... Oh , my God . This ... This is n't this , okay ? I swear to you , I did n't ... Look , I have n't ... Carrie , tell her . Nathan loves me and I love him back . I want you to get the hell out of my house . Right now ! Haley , look , I know this must look ... You get out , too . - Look , I did n't ... - Get out ! Oh , I 'm sorry , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wait , that 's me , Peyton Sawyer , label president . Touch ? . What are you doing here , John ? The big corporate label finally fire you ? I happened to catch this new artist 's live performance that just went completely viral online . Perhaps you know her ? Mia Catalano ? She 's my artist , John . It 's a pretty big office for such a small label , do n't you think ? Well , I 've got a good act . And that 's one more than you 've got at your great big label . It 's good to see you , Sawyer . By the way , what are you feeling about the first single ? Only Fooling Myself ? John , stay away from Mia . Let me ask you something , Peyton . If a great song is recorded , but nobody gets a chance to hear it , does it really exist ? Hey . Hey , Peyton , check it out . Haley made the finished version sound so much better than the demo . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Fooling Myself is definitely the single . Mia , I need to ask you a question , okay ? Were you approached by a record executive named John Knight ? You mean that creepy old guy who said he used to be your boss ? - No wonder you left LA . - No , no , this is serious . What did he say ? Nothing . He said he saw my MySpace video and that he wanted to hear the whole record . Is that all he said ? Mia , come on . What else did he say ? He said I made a big mistake in signing with you , and you do n't have the experience to launch me . Hey , handsome . Peyton in her office ? She was . Just took off . Looked like she was on a mission . She was n't armed , was she ? I do n't think so , but I did n't get a chance to pat her down . Oh . Easy , tiger . Is it too early for a Brooke Davis on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You know something , I think I missed my calling . Really ? How 's that ? Should have gone into the clothing design business . If you can run a multi-million-dollar company from a barstool , while sipping a . m . Cocktails , how hard can it be ? Plenty hard . You have no idea . That your story ? Do n't write checks you ca n't cash , buddy . I 'd be happy to whisk you up to New York anytime and show you how impressive and complicated it all really is , bartender boy , but , if I did , who would tend to the bar ? Flights leave on the hour , so , I dare you . All right . You 're on , Brooke Davis . Okay . So you 've heard ? Haley kicked me out . I need a place to stay . What is that ? It 's Dan . He 's up for parole . Supposed to be a smiley face . - What ? - Where 's Nanny Carrie ? She knows how I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , and it 's probably gon na be a little while before she comes back . How long ? I 'm not sure yet , sweetheart . Who 's gon na take me to school ? I am . In fact , I got everything ready . I made your lunch and I packed your backpack . Yummy . You cut my PB and J sideways . Carrie cuts it in half . I like it cut in half . Well , it tastes the same both ways , I promise . Katie Brown 's mom cuts her sandwiches sideways and she 's always trying to kiss me . Yuck . - Daddy ! - Hey . Jamie , can you go upstairs for a few minutes , sweetheart ? - Why ? - Hey , why do n't you go upstairs and fire up the PlayStation ? Mommy 's gon na let you play for 10 minutes before you go to school . - Sweet . - Sweet . Look , I have to go to Dan 's parole hearing , but before I do , - I need @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for parole ? He pled guilty to second-degree murder . He served good time and it 's been about five years , so , yeah . That 's not why I 'm here . All right , I 'm listening . There is absolutely nothing going on between me and Carrie . Did n't look like nothing . Haley , she 's got some kind of weird crush and she thinks the feeling 's mutual , but it 's not . There was some flirting and I let it go and I should n't have , but I swear to you , that 's all there was . - What else , Nathan ? - Nothing . I just ... I mean , I guess I knew that she was getting attached . I was gon na say something to you , okay ? I was , but ... I just need you to know that there is nothing going on between us . Damn it , Nathan . I really thought we were , like , rounding this corner of everything , you know ? I do n't ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I need some time to think and just be alone . Haley , please , just ... Can you just ... Can you just go to Dan 's hearing , and then we can find a time to deal with this later ? Please ? Okay . Nathan . There better not be more . I will be damned if I let you steal my artist , John . It 's not stealing if she wants it to happen . Did she say that ? What did you tell her ? A bunch of lies to make her feel that way ? Like you did with that little actress out in LA ? How 'd that go ? Oh , admittedly , that could have gone better . See , I heard you convinced her to quit her hit TV show in order to tour for this record . But I guess your ghostwriter and your cool producer did n't really work out , did they ? Because now , thanks to you , she does n't have a music career or a TV show . John , you forget @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I watched you churn and burn all your artists in your corporate greed machine . And I will not let that happen to Mia . She deserves way better than that . Are you finished ? That 's a nice speech , Peyton . The only question is , can you back it up ? Huh ? You got a lot of great albums on that wall . But the sad truth is , you would n't have heard of half of them without the support of a major label . I should know . I signed four of them . You know what ? Mia 's gon na make it . We 'll be just fine . Are you sure ? Just look at that wall again . All those artists have two things in common . Great songs and a major label . I 'll be honest , I 'd love to sign Mia . I wan na get her music out there into the world , because it is great . She deserves to be heard and you do not have the resources to do that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just gon na kill her . Here . I 'm in town until tomorrow morning . Do the right thing , Sawyer . Mitchell , sub in for Q . Man , why you pulling me , Coach ? Come on . Let me see your hand . All right , we 'll get a doctor to take a look at that . Grab some pine . Jamie . Jamie . Why are you sad , Nanny Carrie ? Well , I 'm sad because I have to go away . But I do n't want you to go away . Why do you have to leave ? I really do n't wan na leave you , it 's just ... Your mommy does n't like Nanny Carrie . She wants me to leave . But I want you to stay . So do I . But your mom 's the boss and what she says goes . I wish you were my little boy . I always will . Goodbye , Jamie . Okay , you have 4,000 square feet on Central Park West . - Mmm-hmm . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a good investment . And it doubles as a crash pad when I want to party in the East Village . Somebody 's here . - Rachel . - Brooke , get a shower running . Make it cold . I 'm gon na need some towels . Rachel . Rachel , can you hear me ? Brooke . Shower . Now . - Okay . - Come on . Come on , Rachel . Come on . Come on , baby . Come on . Come on , baby . Baby , come on . Wake up . Rachel , wake up . Come on , come on . Wake up . Open your eyes . Open your eyes , sweetie . Come on . Come on . Wake up ! Wake up , come on . Come on , wake up . - Please do n't let her die . - Come on , wake up ! Come on , baby . Baby , wake up . Rachel . Rachel , open your eyes ! Open your eyes ! Wake up ! Please , wake up ! Please @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ by " okay " you mean " she 's not gon na die , " then , yes . But , no , she 's not okay . Do I need to take her to the emergency room ? Her color 's back , she 's breathing , she 's out of any immediate danger . Just let me keep an eye on her a little bit longer . We 'll see . Okay . How do you know her ? She 's a friend from home . I hired her to model for the company . Have n't seen her in a while . I knew she had problems , but not like this . She started screwing up photo shoots , and Victoria insisted I let her go . I need to help her . What do I do ? Start by getting rid of this . Do n't put it in the trash . Why ? When she wakes up , that 's the first place she 'll look . Okay . Well , I 'm afraid it 's not good . You have a hairline fracture @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Well , it means you need a cast on that wrist for the next four to six weeks . Man , I ca n't do that . I 'm gon na miss too many games , man , I 'm ... You know what , this is my last season , okay ? To impress the scouts if I wan na play college ball . All right ? Help me out , man . You need the cast on . You do n't have a choice . I 'm sorry . Hey , baby . How was your day at school ? What 's wrong , Jamie ? Why did Nanny Carrie have to go away ? Um ... Little man , you know , with grownups sometimes they just need to move on with their own lives . And Nanny Carrie decided that it was time to move on with her life . That 's not what she said . She said you sent her away ' cause you hated her . - She did n't wan na go . - Wait , wait , wait , wait @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ school . The man is a complete snake . I 've seen him do it a thousand times . He offers you the moon and throws you out there and the second you fall short he drops you just like that . Look , I do n't care about him . I love this record and I 'm sure we 'll be okay . No , we will . You 're right . We will be okay . We 'll be better than okay , and you know why ? Because I 've got a plan . We 're gon na roll out your first single on college radio , we 'll get you out there on tour , then we 'll do guerilla marketing , like flyers and wild postings in all the mass markets . Oh , and I 've got a lot of street-team contacts out in LA that I know would love to work with you . That sounds great . No . No , it does n't , Mia . God , he 's offering you , like , a five-course meal up in first @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . No , Peyton , do n't feel that way . I do n't . But it 's true , honey , okay ? You made a much better record than I thought you could , and you deserve the spot on the big tour and the kind of airplay and big promotion that I just , I ca n't give it to you . No . It does n't matter . You 're the one who got me here and I wan na stay with you . - You really mean that ? - Absolutely . Okay . - I need to get my stuff . - It 's in the garage . Boxes are marked " whore . " I 'll have the keys now . I 'm sorry , Haley . I never meant for it to turn out this way . Did you go by Jamie 's school today ? Jamie looks at me as family . I was just saying goodbye . No . You are not family . I invited you into this home , and I trusted you with the two most important @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , and you betrayed that trust . I know you 're upset . Just know that I never meant for Nathan to fall in love with me . Oh , honey . He 's not in love with you , I can promise you that . Did he tell you he kissed me ? Hmm . He did n't tell you , did he ? God , that is so Nathan . Well , he did kiss me and he watched me swim naked and he liked it . You see , he wanted me in that shower . I 'm sorry that it 's hard for you to face , but it 's the truth . I have told you once and I am not gon na tell you again . Stay the hell away from my family ! I hate you ! Jamie . Well , well . Am I dead ? You OD'ed . You 're alive , but you 're really stupid . Rachel , what happened to you ? I do n't know . Life happened , I guess . Drugs ? Just made me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Why did n't you come to me ? Why did n't you let me help you ? We were friends , Brooke . You fired me . Who is it ? Brooke , lock the door . Do n't come out till I say . - Hey , man , come on in . - Who are you ? Oh , it 's cool , Rachel said you were gon na be stopping by . Come on in , man . Come on . We 're all in the waiting room here . So , where 's Rachel ? She 's ... She 's right here . Let me go , man . I did n't do nothing to you . Yeah , well , my friend is falling out on your junk back there . - So , where is it ? - I do n't know what you 're talking about . You ever come in here again , I will break your neck . - Do you hear me ? - Yeah . Yeah . That bitch owes me a lot of money , man ! Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out of here . Owen , who was that ? Nobody that 's coming back . So , how 'd it go with Haley ? She 's gon na need more time . Well , give it to her . You owe her that . I just wish he would 've helped us more , you know ? It would 've been really nice to have a father today . Someone I could actually turn to for advice . Yeah . You know , for the past four years , I 've pretended that Dan did n't exist . Then I get this letter and it hits me . That one day , we may have to face having him in our lives again . Let 's not let that be today . Hello , Son . Hello , Peyton . I was pretty sure I 'd be hearing from you . Well , I thought about what you said and I think you 're right about Mia . So the assistant to the assistant finally learns the business . Congratulations , Peyton . It 's about time . About @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your best interest . That 's not what you said earlier today . You said that he was an evil snake that could n't be trusted . So , which is it , Peyton ? In spite of what she said earlier , I think you should listen to her now , Mia . She 's making a lot of sense . Oh , really ? She 's making sense now ? Listen , you can do whatever deal you want with her . Just know that I will never play for you . Never . I 'm an artist , not a business transaction . You know , Peyton , I really thought we had something special . Thanks for selling me out . No , Mia . Mia , wait . Afternoon . When I was 17 years old , I fell in love . Her name was Karen and for a long time , she loved me back . We had a son , Lucas , but we never became the family we should have been . Instead , my brother Keith assumed that role . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in here . There 's no excuse for the crime that I committed . And believe me when I tell you I spend every moment wishing I could take that fateful day back . Keith Scott is dead because of me . And that 's something I have to live with for the rest of my life . So I 'll just make one pledge here today . If at some time you decide to grant me my freedom , know that I 'll spend every living moment trying to mend the lives of the people that I hurt by my actions . Because I 've lost more than my freedom . I 've lost something far more important than that . A family . These young men stand at the dawn of their adult lives . So far , because of what I 've put them through , they 've had it pretty rough . They deserve better . They deserve a father . I hope someday you 'll give them that . Thank you , Mr . Scott . Does anyone else wish to speak at this time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his son . Please , go ahead . My father abandoned my mother when she was pregnant with me . He left us to struggle on our own , even though he was a man of means . Growing up , I only had one person to look after me . Keith Scott . And this man killed him . His own brother , in cold blood at point-blank range . Next week , I 'm getting married . Keith would have been my best man . But he 's not gon na be there , just like he was n't there to see my state championship or see my first novel published . Dan took all that . He did it with malice and premeditation . Dan is an educated man and if he 's nothing , he 's very persuasive . Do not let him fool you . He has a very dark and ugly heart . And he should never be allowed to walk the streets a free man . So as you deliberate his fate , I ask you only one question . How can a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ came to see him ? Never even once . Thank you . Actually , it looks here that , Nathan , you 've been to visit your father recently . Is that true ? Yes . What the hell ? You went to go see Dan and you did n't tell me . Why ? ' Cause I was done with him and I wanted to tell him to his face . I did n't think it mattered . Well , it did matter . Just like getting up there and telling them who he really is mattered . - Do n't you get it ? - Get what ? If they think you still need Dan in your life , they might let him out . You know , it 's not me I 'm worried about . Or you . It 's Jamie . Dan 's gon na try to get to him . You know that . The only way to keep your family safe is if Dan stays locked up . Can I ask you something ? How 'd you know who the guy was and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 've been there . You mean you had a problem ? No . I 'm saying I 'm an addict . A junkie , Brooke . You ever wonder why you never see me take a drink behind the bar ? Been sober eight years . How 'd you make it back ? Had a friend . He helped me . I 'd be dead right now if it was n't for him , no question . He never gave up on me . See , Brooke , I can understand the whole cutting off Rachel on the business side , but I 'm struggling with the whole friendship side . You do n't know my mother . Victoria is relentless when she wants something , and it 's easier to just do it than to fight her . You ever wonder where you 'd be if at some critical moment when you needed it the most , your friends just were n't there for you ? Can she ever be okay again ? I do n't know . Maybe . You know , what Rachel needs right now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that helped me . They 've got a facility here , it 's the best in the city . And I can take her there for you , if you need me to . I need to do it . I have to step up for her . She needs me . In that case , I 'm gon na go . Do not give up on her , Brooke . You are better than that . Some first date , huh ? Is that what this was ? You know , I have to say , your life is really impressive . The real estate , the business , the money ... It 's just not what really interests me . What 's under all the clothes , Brooke Davis ? Did n't expect to find you here . Oh , you know ... Ai n't nothing like an empty gym when you wan na be alone with your thoughts , man . - What you doing here ? - The same . What 's on your mind ? Oh , man , just planning my big move on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ season you had . Boy , that ... That must have been something special . Truth be told , I took it for granted a little bit . I mean , breaking all those records and the scouts coming to see me play , the state championship ... I wish I could go back . I 'd appreciate it more . I just want it so bad , man . You know ? - Is that okay to say ? ' Cause I ... - Sure . And you 'll get there . And when you do , just be sure to enjoy it . ' Cause it only comes once . In the blink of an eye , it can all be gone . You got ta trust me , Rachel . This is the best rehab facility in the city and I 'm gon na take care of everything . I do n't care what it costs . Please , Brooke . Please , I do n't wan na be alone again , all right ? I do n't wan na go to some strange place . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Honey , we both know that 's not realistic . You have a problem and you need to go . Brooke , you 're my only friend . If you leave me this time , I wo n't make it . Please do n't give up on me . Ca n't I just stay here with you ? - Hey . - Hey . Look , man , I 'm sorry about what happened today with Dan . I let you down . I could have done better , I just ... He got to me . You know ? And I know you 're always looking out for Jamie , just ... You got ta understand , I would never let anything happen to him . Then go be his dad . Work things out with your wife . It 's really bad , man . Just talk to her , okay ? And remember it might be better to save your marriage than to be right on this one . Okay ? I mean , besides , since Haley 's gon na be Lindsey 's maid-of-honor , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be getting along with her . Wow . Thanks , man , I know that was supposed to be Keith . I 'm honored . Miss you . Hey , Jim Jam . Time for bed , buddy . Here we go . Want me to read you a story ? How about Go , Dog . Go ! You like that one , right ? Where 's Daddy ? Mommy and Daddy are just having a little bit of a tough time right now . He 's staying with Uncle Lucas . Is Daddy gon na be sad again ? Like last time ? I do n't think so . Hope not . Daddy stopped being sad when Nanny Carrie came and lived with us . He liked Nanny Carrie . I know this is probably really hard for you to understand ' cause you 're so little . Nanny Carrie was n't a very nice lady and she needed to go away . I wish Nanny Carrie was my mama . So ? Do n't freak out , okay ? But what if I told you that Only @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Your record will be distributed nationally in six weeks . You will stay on Red Bedroom Records , which John will now distribute worldwide . You have final say on touring , image rights and album art , and you get to keep your publishing , which means you own all your own songs . And ? And we get to stay together as a team . - You did it ! - No , you did it with that performance ! That was incredible . Dude , did you see his face when you freaked out on him ? It was awesome . He was practically tripping over himself to give us this deal . You know , it was n't that hard a performance . I meant every word . Except the part when I called you a sell-out , not that part . Well , I think you 've got ta go home and pack your bags now , ' cause you 're opening up in Houston tomorrow . - What ? - Yeah , and for someone who I think that you know . Have you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's amazing . Wait , what ? What 's wrong ? Oh , it 's just ... It all happened so fast . I 'm not sure I 'm ready to say goodbye . No , you 're ready . And it 's not goodbye . This is just the beginning of your dream come true . And I want you to know , I am really , really proud to be a part of it . Now go out there and be great . Okay . I ca n't be alone again . You 're not gon na be . You 're coming home with me . Come here . I love you , Keith . I just hope I can be half as good an uncle to Jamie as you were to me . I miss you . After careful consideration , we have come to a decision . Mr . Scott ... Haley , I 'm sorry , okay ? I 'm sorry for the way this looks , but before you say anything , just know that it 's my fault . I should have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have said something to you from the start . She said that you kissed her . Did you ? Daddy 's home ! Hey , buddy . What 's up ? Mommy and I need to talk right now , okay ? So why do n't you go out back and shoot a round ? You know what ? Try to make five free throws in a row and I 'll be out there in a sec , okay ? It 's a simple question , Nathan . Did you kiss her ? No . But she kissed me . You looked me right in the eye and you said that there 's nothing else . You said , " There 's nothing more . " And I have been through a lot with you , Nathan . I 've been through better and worse , and sickness and health , but I will not do infidelity . It was n't like that , okay ? I was n't into her . You call kissing Carrie and watching her swim naked not being into her ? I did n't kiss @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you that ? It was n't me . It was Carrie . Do n't you see ? - No , it 's you . It 's always you . When are you gon na learn ? When are you gon na stop making bad choices that threaten everything that we 've built ? Everything I 've ever done was for this family , Haley . Well , excuse us for being such a weight around your neck . I did n't say that , okay ? And you know I did n't mean that . Do n't put words in my mouth . Well , somebody needs to , because you have a really nasty habit of neglecting to mention important details . Haley , you know what ? I 'm really trying hard to be honest about all this right now , but sometimes , for you , it 's just never enough , okay ? And I ca n't take it anymore . Do not turn it around . Do n't you dare turn it around . You messed up , and it 's ... And it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And the best part is , you screw the nanny and Jamie ends up hating me . I did not screw her ! What ... Where is he ? - Jamie ! Oh , my God . - Jamie . - Jamie ! - Jamie ! Oh , God ! Please , please . Jamie ! - He 's breathing , right ? - I do n't know . Come here . Come here . Jamie . Jamie , open your eyes . Honey , wake up ! Jamie , wake up ! - Okay . - I 'm sorry , I 'm so sorry . I 'm so sorry . No , you stay away from us ! This marriage is over ! - Haley . - Oh , he 's going ... I want a divorce . English - SDH

@@5231241 " Where does a 500-pound gorilla sleep ? " What is this , some kind of joke ? You stupid machine , I want my money . Hey . Stupid machine , give me back my money . Who 's in there ? Anybody in there ? - Sell any market . - Fill or kill . - Bid me 20,000 . - The market 's on fire . We 're taking a bath on that one . What 's with the bell ? The market does n't close for another 15 minutes . " What 's worse than a millipede with flat feet ? " Good Lord , we 've got a computer vandal on our hands . Stop whining , Alfred . If the ticket 's a mistake you can tell the story to the clerk when we get up there . If I live that long . I 'm sorry , folks , you 'll just have to be patient . The computers are still down . " How do you get five elephants into a compact car ? " - There he is . - Commissioner , look here . - Is it true about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Have any new proof ? - Any truth to the riddles ? Commissioner , can you give me just one answer ? So , what 's the story on this ? We 're doing everything we can . No more questions . I 'm sorry . Looks like Edward Nygma 's making a comeback . Yeah , Nygma . He 's deleting all his files from every police database we can access . Look , he 's left no trace of any driver 's license or social security number . No bank accounts , credit cards , no birth certificate . As if he never existed . But what about the hard copies of ... ? Gordon here . What ? Someone just delivered a crate downstairs with question marks painted on it . And it 's ticking . Move it , people . Gordon 's orders . We need this area cleared now . Gently , gently . We 'll never get it open this way . We 've got a variation on the ancient Chinese puzzle box . - Can you solve it ? - You kidding ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's box puzzle in 37 seconds . Of course , this time I do n't have a sledgehammer . - Some kind of threat ? - More like an invitation . Careful , vigilante . You know what they say : Curiosity killed the Bat . These the papers you wanted , Mr . Nygma ? Of course they are . Did you make certain these are the only existing copies ? They 'd better be . Any idea what these are ? We were hoping you could tell us that . I 've got other leads to follow . Meantime , you search every inch of that mainframe . And if you find anything unusual , inform me immediately . " Where does a 500-pound gorilla sleep ? " " What 's worse than a millipede with flat feet ? " And " How do you get five elephants into a compact car ? " Anywhere it wants , a giraffe with a sore throat and two in the front seat , two in back , and one in the trunk . Yeah , yeah , I know . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are the Riddler 's m . O not corny old jokes like these . Perhaps the questions are the clues , not the answers . For example , they all seem to involve animals . Also numbers . A 500-pound gorilla . A millipede , meaning 1000 legs . And five elephants . Now , let 's convert them to Roman numerals . Look , DMV . - Department of Motor Vehicles . - Department of Motor Vehicles . But I recall you mentioning he 'd already obliterated his records there so why return ? - For the hard copy . NYGMA EDWARD Come on , we 're out of here . Well , I never was any good at parallel parking . And I 'm not too clear on the laws about pedestrian right-of-way either . Now , while you 're disabling my van consider the effect of the imminent collision on the nitroglycerin inside . Your message sounded urgent . Found something ? You bet your ... I mean , yes , sir . It 's a virtual-reality program . Instead of a keyboard or joystick you put @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ interact with everything as if it actually existed . What do you mean ? Just watch the screen . A pixel is worth a thousand words . Care to try it , commissioner ? Sort of like playing a computer game from the inside , is n't it ? Amazing , it even feels real . The military 's been experimenting with virtual reality for combat simulation . - And what 's Nygma doing with it ? - Nothing , now . He ca n't access this computer , it 's not hooked up to a phone line . - Why 'd he want us to find it ? - Good question . There 's no way to know till I go through all the files . I should get back to work after I grab a snack . You hungry ? No , thanks . Batman 's young friend is fairly clever , but he does n't have all the answers . Ask me no questions , I 'll tell you no tales . Another riddle , Nygma ? It all makes sense when you add it up . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ penny . Cent , red cent . Copper , it 's made of copper . And copper is another word for policeman . And " no tails " would be heads . Police , head , quarters . Police headquarters . Bravo , sir . It does make sense when you add it up . And four quarters and one penny make 101 cents . So ... Police headquarters , room 101 . The commissioner . - Virtual reality ? - Quite so , Batman . Everything your commissioner 's experiencing in here seems so real to him , it might as well be real . I give his heart another 15 minutes , at most . He ca n't be online . I searched through every file . You searched the software . Had you bothered to examine the hardware you would have discovered a cordless modem line . I would n't do that , Batman . Disconnecting Gordon would be fatal . The sudden stop would be like slamming into a brick wall at 400 miles an hour . No , if you wish to get Gordon out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get him . Forget it , the Riddler controls that world . You would n't last a minute . We 'll use these . They 'll let me keep one ear in reality so stay in touch . One door leads to a plane where kings and queens contend . Can you find it ? - Suggestions , partner ? - I 'm working on it . A pity you ca n't earn extra lives in this game . Quite an experience , being riddled with questions , is n't it , Batman ? Batman , do n't open that door . " Crazy intent " means " loco motive . " I suppose you expect me to believe you planned that . But you still have n't found the right door . Batman , I think I figured out the clue . The plane where kings and queens contend could mean a chessboard . Is there a door marked " checkmate " or " black and white " ? " 4096 . " Wait a minute . There are 64 squares on a chessboard , right ? Yeah . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can put the king in check , vigilante . Move according to the rules , or it 's the end of the day . Wrong move , Batman . I 've got it . They call you the Dark Knight . Then you have to move like a knight . Two up , one across , because a wrong move means " the end of the day , " or ... " Knight fall , " of course . Nygma , what are you up to now ? And why this ? That is for me to know and you to deduce , Dark Knight . If this is a clue , could it have something to do with the Pegasus ? Do n't look at me . I flunked Greek mythology , remember ? His clues always have a double meaning . So if Pegasus is also the name of a constellation ... Now , astronomy I do know . You 're in Orion now . So you wan na keep going past Taurus . Then hang a sharp right at Andromeda . And that should put you right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Things are a little mixed-up here , but I 'm sure you can fix that . Your commissioner is contained within this cube . Solve the puzzle and you gain access . No problemo , Batman . That 's a Baxter 's box . I can guide you through it in ... No coaching from the peanut gallery . You have one minute , Batman . Then the clock strikes 2 . If you can do it , so can I . I should 've known you 'd cheat . Nice try , Batman , but in my world , you play by my rules . You may control this world , Nygma but I still control myself . The name is Riddler . Edward Nygma no longer exists . You might recall that he was once fired by an ungrateful employer . That was a private matter and should 've remained one . Attempted homicide is never a private matter , Nygma . It would 've been if you had n't interfered and turned Nygma into a fugitive . So I deleted Nygma , just like I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this up as long as you can . Any number you can think of , we can double . Tell me , Riddler , how can you split your focus in 32 directions and sustain concentration to keep your world together ? - You can't . - No . No ! What happened ? I can escape that easily too . But then , if the planet were equitable I 'd still have my old job . No , no , not yet . No . Looked like he suffered some kind of attack . Like a sensory overload or something . But we 'll never know for sure because we 'll never find him . Oh , no ? Come on . I think he left us a clue . " If the planet were equitable I 'd still have my old job . " Of course : " If the world 's fair I 'd still have my ex-position . " Give me a break . Looks like he did n't escape his virtual reality in time . You mean he 's been trapped inside his own program @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ may be a riddle no one can solve . [ENGLISH]

@@5231341 ( panting ) ( **29;4214;TOOLONG ) ( panting ) ? NCIS 11x08 ? Alibi Original air date on November 12 , 2013 == sync , corrected by elderman == @elderman ? ( camerashutterclicking ) ( camerashutterclicking ) All right , Ducky , I 'm done . Thank you , Tim . ( groans ) You poor dear . Probably did n't even hear it coming . Hey , where 's Tony ? I do n't know . I offered to give him a lift , but he said someone would pick him up . From DC to Quantico ? Sounded strange to me , too . I do n't know how he 's surviving without a car . ( @phone_beeps ) Is that him ? No . It 's Delilah . We 're talking about sneaking away for a long weekend . ( laughs ) : Nice . DUCKY : If you hens are finished , I could do with some help . Oh , yes . Her name 's Petty Officer Third Class Jody Ray . Patrol spotted her body just after sunrise . She works at the base clinic . Punched out just after 2100 last night @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she was training for a marathon . Had been running almost every night for the past few months . Next of kin been notified ? CACO team is on it , sir . All right , thanks . Nice of you to join us , DiNozzo . Yeah , sorry . Hey , Jimmy . So , what did I miss ? Who was it that drove you all the way over here ? Oh . A friend . No , seriously . Seriously . What should I do , photograph ? No , I already did it . Egh . All right . Duck ? Last night , 2200 hours , or thereabouts . McGEE : Hey , Abbs . Come up with anything ? Making progress . Look , okay , this is a part of the vehicle 's headlight assembly . What 's the make and model ? There are 47 manufacturers of cars and trucks in the United States . Each one of those produces multiple models and body styles . And the parts and the trim are redesigned every few years . There are zillions @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ take a teeny , tiny piece of plastic and easily identify a vehicle ? What 's the make and model ? A 2003 to a 2005 Dodge Ram pickup truck . Thank you very much . But we 're going to have to narrow it down . There 's hundreds of trucks on that base every day . That 's what I was doing when you interrupted me . So , there was a trace of the vehicle 's paint on Petty Officer Ray 's watch . These are our color choices . On the top we have Inferno Red . And the bottom we have Deep Molten Red . I do n't know who comes up with these names . What do you think ? I 'm going to have to go with the top one . Agreed . So Inferno Red was only available between 2005 and 2008 . So the only year in common between the headlight lens and the color is 2005 . Ergo we are looking for a red 2005 Dodge Ram pickup truck . Abby , you are the best . Still taken for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ does n't mean it is . Why do you suspect Staff Sergeant Justin Dunne ? Abby I.D . ' d the make , model and color of the hit-and-run vehicle . Only one registered on base and it belongs to Dunne . I checked the gate security footage . His truck never left Quantico last night . What do we know about him ? Single . Joined the Corps right out of high school . He 's a helo mechanic . Scheduled to deploy on an LHA to the Med , later this week . And most pertinent ... he has a DUI in his past . Bring him in . ( laughs ) : I love it when it all comes together so quickly . Not me . Makes me nervous . Too easy . Let 's go . You ever going to get a new car ? Well , firstly , I never buy new cars . Secondly , I need something that ignites my passions . It 's like a woman . I need to be in love before I commit . You 've never committed to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ( @pounding_on_door ) TONY : Sergeant Dunne ! Freeze . NCIS . Yeah , that 's my truck , but I swear , I do n't know how it got that way . You did n't drive it last night ? No . I have n't used the truck in a couple of days . How do you get to work ? I walk . Need the exercise . The maintenance bay is n't that far from my quarters . TONY : Where were you last night , 2200 hours ? I was in my room ... asleep . Had a tough week . I was exhausted . You sure you were n't drunk and you just do n't remember what you did ? We know about your DUI . I 've been sober for 13 months . I go to three or four meetings a week . So , if you were n't driving the pickup and you 're innocent , why were you climbing out a window ? I know my rights . I 'm not saying any more until I have a lawyer . Okay . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ JAG will assign one to you . ( @door_opens_and_closes ) ( sighs ) Hey , McGee . Did you bring me Sergeant Dunne 's right boot ? Sorry , Abbs , he lawyered up and did n't give a permissive search . Hmm . Well , did you get a good look at his feet ? Huh ? Well , the footprint that you cast at the crime scene , it 's a standard-issue Marine Corps combat boot , size ten and a half . Well , I guess he might wear that size . It 's well worn and has a very distinctive gash in the right heel . I 'd just really love to match it to Sergeant Dunne . Well , you 're going to have to wait till morning . Any luck here ? Oh , this is definitely the pickup truck . The tires match the tracks that were in the dirt . And I got hair , blood and clothing fibers off the front end that match our victim . So , I 'll get DNA confirmation in the morning , and we should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you been giving Tony rides to work since his car was wrecked ? No . Hmm . Somebody dropped him off all the way out at Quantico this morning . Is he dating someone ? Oh ... I do n't think so . Hmm . ( @inhales_deeply , sighs ) You always smell so great . Let me guess - - you missed the sexual harassment meeting again this year . Hey , everybody , look who I found in the lobby . GIBBS : Hey , Clark . Hey , guys . McGEE : Morning , Carrie . I do n't think I 've had the pleasure . Dr . Mallard , meet former FBI agent Carrie Clark . Now in private law practice . Nice to meet you , Doctor . Likewise . TONY : Carrie worked the Norfolk side of the Port Authority case a few years ago , made Fornell look good . It was a tough job . No , you guys made it easy . I do n't remember that case . Grand theft , Ducky , no autopsy , no body , no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm here to see Sergeant Dunne . You 're his lawyer ? Say it ai n't so . Yes , where is he ? Staff Sergeant Dunne 's in a holding cell across the yard . Agent McGee can take you to him . Thank you . Good to see you guys . Bye . Duck , you can release Petty Officer Ray 's body any time you 're ready . You notice anything different about Carrie , boss ? No wedding ring . Told you the husband was a handbag . Handbag ? Something useless you hang on your arm . Oh . ( chuckles ) Hey , Agent Fornell , it 's DiNozzo . Listen , can you give me the skinny on the ever-fetching Carrie Clark ? Hello . I 'm Carrie Clark . Did n't expect you to look like you do . Is that a problem ? Not if you 're as good as my cousin said . Well , I have n't had any complaints . You 're about to be arraigned on some very serious charges . I do n't know anything @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ someone else was driving . Any idea who ? Justin , I want to believe you , but you seem very nervous . Is there something that you want to tell me ? Where were you at 10:00 last night ? Does n't matter . Of course it does . I have an alibi . Okay . That 's all you need to know . Are you going to tell me ? ( chuckling ) : All right , if that is going to be your attitude , how about I save you some money ? JAG will assign someone to you for free . Hold on . Could this room be bugged ? No , no way - - that would be illegal . Are you recording our conversation ? No . You 're my lawyer . Anything I say , you ca n't tell anyone ? It 's called attorney-client privilege . Everything that you say is confidential . It does n't leave this room unless you want it to . Rules of ethics prohibit me from telling anyone what we discuss . You sure ? I promise @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I was 35 miles away in Falls Church . And what were you doing there ? Stabbing a guy to death . Why are you checking airline schedules ? Miami ? Do you have to know everything ? Yes , it 's in my DNA . Well , you 're gon na drive me crazy until I tell you , so ... Things are quiet here , this case is wrapping up . I 've got a few vacation days coming , so Delilah and I have been talking about getting away for a long weekend . McGee , I 'm impressed . Miami , South Beach , hot clubs , stone crabs . It is unlike you . I knew I should n't have said anything . TONY : Oh . That did n't take long . Your client come to his senses ? Thank you . Wants to confess ? No . Wants to make a deal , then ? Sergeant Dunne says he 's innocent . Innocent ? We 've forensically tied his pickup to the victim . He ran when we tried to question him . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is it ? We 'll check it out . Well , it is not that simple , Gibbs , he told me in confidence . It 's privileged . If he does n't want to tell you himself , then my hands are tied . We 've got 48 hours to either charge him or let him go . Give us something . All right , listen , I will go check out his alibi myself and I will get back to you . The guy 's facing vehicular homicide and hit-and-run charges . He wo n't use an alibi ? Is he crazy ? Abbs . Gibbs ... you 're amazing . How did you know that someone else was driving the truck ? What 'd you find ? Well , it 's more what I did n't find that 's interesting . I mean , before you called , I was just trying to match the victim to the vehicle , which I did . But ? But then , when you asked me if there 's a chance that someone other than the owner of the truck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I did n't find any . Just Staff Sergeant Dunne 's ? No . I mean , like none , nada , zip , zilch , nothing . Almost the entire surface of the truck was wiped clean of fingerprints - - the door handle , the steering wheel , the gearshift , the seat adjuster , everything . Now , I got reminded o-of my Uncle Horace . He was always losing things like his glasses and his wallet and his keys . He got locked out of his own car so many times that he , he hid a key on his car . And then I found ... this ... ( rattles ) ... under the front wheel well . Wiped clean ? Oh , yeah , including the key inside . That is hardly something that the owner would do . Someone else was driving the truck . Yes , and they tried to make it look like they were n't . Thanks , Abbs . I do n't understand why people run . Oh , well , it 's therapeutic , it has great @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ old endorphins pumping . I 'll tell you , running gives me a great high . I was referring to the driver running from the scene of the accident , Mr . Palmer . Oh , yes , yes . Did you know that pedestrian hit-and-runs are at an epidemic rate in this country ? Nearly 11% of all traffic accidents in the United States are hit-and-runs . That Petty Officer Ray ? Yes . Hold on to the body for a little while longer , will you , Duck ? You signed the release . Has something changed ? Yeah . ( @cell_phone_ringing ) But I do n't know what . Yeah , it 's Gibbs . Hi , it 's Carrie Clark . Yeah , Carrie , what do you got ? Well , Dunne 's alibi checks out , it 's solid . Mm-hmm , tell me . I ca n't . You 're going to have to start looking for the real hit-and-run driver because it 's not my client . Carrie , look , I ca n't just take your word for it , okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have to figure this one out on your own , Gibbs . Jethro , is something wrong ? Looks like you wo n't be leaving us today after all , my dear . McGee , trace the last call , will you ? You want me to find out who it was from ? It was from Carrie Clark . Usually her name comes up on that little window there . This time it did n't ; it was just a number . Hmm . What did she say ? Said her client 's alibi checked out . I do n't believe it . Well , the number belongs to a pay phone . Pay phone ? I did n't think there were any left . 325 Acacia Avenue in Falls Church . It 's in front of the library . Carrie has a cell . Why would she use a pay phone ? Not sure . She knows her client 's alibi . She knows she ca n't tell us . What are you thinking , boss ? Carrie knows we 'll be intrigued , she knows that we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bread crumb ? Yeah . Go . Go on . There 's the pay phone . Why was Carrie calling from here ? McGEE : Library , hardware store ? Oh , there we go , Great Sexpectations . I seriously doubt it , Tony . Hey , there 's a squad car . Yeah , let 's check it out . ( @horn_honks ) Did you ever find out if Carrie was divorced ? Ah . Trial separation . She 's not wearing her ring . You know what that means . It 's over . Hey . NCIS . Special Agents DiNozzo and McGee . Dockry , Homicide . Homicide ? What are you guys up to ? Oh , just pounding the pavement , boring Navy stuff . Yeah , nothing serious like homicide . Who 's dead ? Store owner-- Donny Sullivan . Stabbed to death night before last . Body was found in the upstairs residence yesterday morning by an employee . Any leads ? Nothing concrete yet . Anything I can help you guys with ? Ah , no , we got to go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you around . Hey , do you guys know a Special Agent Gibbs ? Oh , yeah , we affectionately refer to him as " boss . " Tell him Hickory 's son said hi . Hickory ? He 'll know . The storekeeper 's murder happened about the same time as the hit-and-run . Think this has something to do with Dunne 's alibi ? If Dunne was involved , then how 'd he get from Quantico to here and back ? His truck never left the base . I think your amorous little weekend in Miami just went bye-bye . ( @over_phone ) : Yeah . Gibbs . Hey , boss . We might have a lead on Dunne 's alibi . Find out what you can - - discreetly , DiNozzo . Gibbs , Gibbs , Gibbs , so I told you that I dusted the entire truck for prints , but I did n't . I only dusted the places that a person would touch , and then I realized that if someone 's going to adjust the seat lever , which they did , they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what I found - - a fresh right thumbprint on its backside . Thumbprint have a name ? Do n't be silly , Gibbs , thumbprints do n't have names . People do . My first pass was to run it against all the personnel at Quantico . ( typing ) And that 's all I had to do . Private Daniel Cliff . Gibbs will be in , in a minute . Thank you . You know why they brought me over here ? No . I told them I would n't say anything else until my lawyer was present . Well , I checked your alibi . You were n't lying . Hey , you do n't know who 's on the other side of that glass . Let 's not discuss it again . You know all you have to . I 'm innocent . Could n't this have waited till the morning ? Nope . You know him ? Yeah , Private Cliff - - I see him around . You two close ? No . We hung a couple of times back when I was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you seen each other lately ? ( sighs ) Run into him in the laundry , rec room , that 's it . You give Private Cliff permission to drive your pickup truck ? Hell , no . What was that about ? Gibbs ? Sounds like you have a suspect for your hit-and-run . You gon na let my client go ? Not yet . Come on . He 's due to deploy . Have n't brought Private Cliff in for questioning yet . Well , your 48-hour clock is ticking . If you do n't charge my client by tomorrow , you have to let him go . You know , a funny thing happened . We got a tip . Sent us to a cigar store in Falls Church . Really ? Yeah , it was a crime scene , a homicide . If your client was n't driving his truck on base the other night , could he have been in Falls Church ? My only concern is Sergeant Dunne 's rights . He was n't involved in the hit-and-run . Hmm . A non-denial denial @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ President 's Men . She did n't say " no . " ( laughing ) Oh , you 're crazy . No , you must need glasses . Yeah , yeah . All right , later . What 's so funny ? That was Hollander in HR . She claims that she saw you this morning at the front gate getting off a city bus . Yeah , that was me . Listen , I know I made fun of you in the past for riding the bus , but I have to admit I was wrong . I 've been using public transportation , and I really like it . You 're kidding . No . I have time to read , make some calls and , best of all ... I get to watch people . People are fascinating . Okay , Tony , I 'm ... I do n't even know what I am right now . But I know you , and this is not you . Boss , I went through Sergeant Dunne 's e-mails , phone calls and credit cards . I came up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cigar-store owner . What would his motive be to kill the guy ? Did find out Dunne exchanged a lot of calls with a Maryland cell phone number . Belongs to an Olivia Chandler . Yeah , well , find out who she is . Yup . Hmm . Do we dare run Sergeant Dunne 's name by Falls Church PD , see if they can make a connection ? Ca n't do that . Got to protect Carrie Clark . You can do it off the record . The homicide detective in charge seemed to know you . Who ? Well , he said to tell you , " Hickory 's son says hello . " ( laughs ) That 's Paul Dockry . Hickory Dickory Dockry . His dad and I were in the Corps together . Come on , DiNozzo . You 're with me . Huh . People are fascinating . This boot print was found at a crime scene that killed a petty officer . This is the same boot , the same cutout at the right heel . And you know what else , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of that vehicle . ( panting ) What happened ? It was dark . I could n't see her until it was too late . What were you doing with Staff Sergeant Dunne 's truck ? I had a few drinks . I know this girl in Stafford . I overheard Dunne in the rec room . Said he had a rough week and was gon na hit the rack early . Figured I 'd take his truck and be back before he even missed it . Bull ! How 'd you know about the hidden key ? About a year ago , when he was still drinking , he got wasted , locked himself out of his truck . Got the hidden key out , had me drive him home . You left an injured woman to die by the side of the road ? No ! I stopped . I knew she was dead , and I realized how bad it all looked . I was drinking , I was driving a stolen vehicle . I just panicked and drove back to the parking lot . You got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @door_closes ) I 'll book him . Uh-uh . If we charge Private Cliff with the hit-and-run , we got to let Staff Sergeant Dunne go . I 'm not ready to do that . We only have a few more hours until the clock runs out on Dunne . Put him in a holding cell . Hey , Paul . Hey , Gibbs . Sorry . Just give me a sec . I got to finish this text to my daughter . Only way she 'll communicate me . The kid never answers her phone . Been a long time . How 's your dad ? Stubborn as always . Thought I might run into you at my kid sister 's wedding . Oh , no , no . I 'm not ... I 'm not big on weddings . I can understand that . Thanks for meeting me . Yeah . I ran into your agents in Falls Church . Taking it , that was n't a coincidence . Uh , no . So , what 's your interest in my homicide ? Well , it 's complicated @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an unrelated charge . Seems to have an alibi , but he may have been involved with your dead storekeeper . Like to talk to him . Ca n't let you , not yet . Still trying to protect a source . You have him in custody . Yeah , for the time being . What can you tell me about your case ? Discovered Sullivan was a bookie . Used the cigar store as a front . Guy you holding like to gamble ? I 'll find out . You got any suspects for the murder ? Yes ... and no . Loser with a mile-long rap sheet , Wendell Kaiser . Into Sullivan big-time . Very public arguments . Kaiser even makes threats . However , airtight alibi . In New York at the time of the murder . Just got back this morning . Hmm . Maybe alibis are in season , huh ? ELAINE : Okay . Cheeseburger , no dressing , fries . Did I miss something ? You did n't even order . Well , he does n't have to . Thanks , Elaine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me Kaiser 's file ? Sure . I 'll e-mail you the highlights . Your guy would n't happen to be a hit man for hire , would he ? No . I do n't think so . What ? Need something ? Yeah , a knife to cut this beast . That 'll work . TONY : No , no , no . You 're not serious . There 's no way she 's married to him . Almost five years . ( sighs ) The very definition of a trophy wife . What you looking at ? Olivia Chandler . The woman who Sergeant Dunne has been exchanging texts and calls with . That little man must have a big , big ... bank account . She 's married to him . They live together in Chevy Chase Village . Very la-dee-dah . Only thing on her record is a DUI . She was picked up for driving erratically in her Aston Martin . So many jokes . Of course she drives an Aston Martin . When I was searching traffic cameras to see if I could place @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ murder , I found something interesting . Olivia Chandler 's car . Now , this was taken a block from the cigar store . Because of the tinted windows , you ca n't make out who 's inside . I sent it to Abby . It 's a long shot , but maybe she can enhance the image . Sullivan was a bookie . Falls Church police had a suspect , but he has an alibi . Detective Dockry said he was going to e-mail the file . McGEE : He did . Wendell Kaiser . McGee - - see if Staff Sergeant Dunne had a gambling problem or any connection to this guy . DiNozzo ... check out Olivia Chandler . With pleasure . Thank you , boss . ( @engine_revving ) ( **27;4245;TOOLONG ) May I help you ? Oh , I hope so . NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo . NCIS ? I love this car . It 's smoking hot . I 'm in the market myself . Between vehicles right now . Terrible gas mileage , but that 's what James Bond drives . Did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you want ? Oh , we 're investigating a Marine . Staff Sergeant Justin Dunne . How do you know him ? I do n't . Really ? ' Cause you exchanged a lot of calls with him , and that would suggest otherwise . We met at an A.A . meeting . We talk to each other for support . Sobriety is an ongoing battle . So why 'd you say you did n't know him ? The second " A " in A.A . is for " anonymous . " I should n't be talking about him or anyone else . Gotcha . So you 're taking a little trip ? I 'm going to Jamaica with some girlfriends . ( Jamaicanaccent ) : Yeah , mon . Jamaica . Well , have yourself a nice time . GIBBS : Did you connect Staff Sergeant Dunne to the dead bookie or the Falls Church suspect ? No , not yet . Based on the people I 've talked to , it appears that Dunne 's not a gambler . I still have other avenues to pursue , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all . ( chuckling ) Tony , you got something ? TONY : Oh , yeah . You wo n't believe how hot Olivia Chandler is . Photos do n't do her justice . What 's with her and Staff Sergeant Dunne ? Well , she claims they 're only acquaintances from A.A . meetings . But I think it 's more than that . You said you had Dunne 's credit card charges - - put them up . Why ? Trust me , put them up there . All right , what are we looking for ? Well , if they 're doing what I think they 're doing , they 're not doing it at her place . And I do n't think a rich housewife from Chevy Chase is dragging those long legs all the way down to Quantico . Okay , wait . Hold on . Chevy Chase Lodge . There , there and there . Three nights , probably more . Take it down , McGee . Our 48 hours are up . Yep . When do I get my truck back ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Book Private Cliff for the hit-and-run . That 's one case closed , another wide open . MAN : Yes , dear , I understand . WOMAN : Do you ? Do you even hear ? I hear you . No , no , no . I-I would never ... ( **39;4274;TOOLONG ... ) Well ... oh , it 's your mother 's idea ? Yes , it 's my mother 's idea ! Why does that not surprise me ? ( @clears_throat ) I have to go . I have a guest waiting . ( **33;4315;TOOLONG ) I do have a guest waiting . I 'm not making that up . ( **28;4350;TOOLONG ) Uh ... could you help me , please , sir ? Who is that ? Hello ? Okay . I 'll call you later . Fine ! Like hell I will . ( sighs ) You married ? Oh . No . Uh ... I 'm a federal agent . DiNozzo . Like to ask a few questions . All right , federal agent , ask away . Have you seen this man ? Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mmm ? So , does he come alone or ... ? Well , he 'd like me to think that . No , his friend never comes to the lobby . He parks the car , and she goes directly to the room . So you got to figure , you know , one or both are married , right ? Right . Yeah . ( chuckles ) So you 've never seen her ? Well , actually , I did the old knock-on-the-wrong-door routine one time . She look like this ? Yeah , that 's her . Woman like that , you do not forget . Right ? I mean , can you imagine what one night with ... ( @phone_ringing ) I swear , the old witch is psychic . If I have so much as a thought of another woman ... You do n't have to answer that . I have to . What ... ? ! ... do you want ? I got it . Good luck . Just , do you need ... if ... Take a card , sir . Thank you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you , Duck , but this is n't exactly on your way home from the symphony . What 's on your mind ? Well , curiously , I was about to ask you that . You 've seemed ... troubled since you took that call in Autopsy yesterday . Usually you 're a master at hiding your feelings . That your professional opinion ? The occupational hazard of working with a profiler . Mmm . Yeah , I 'm fine . A little concerned about Carrie Clark . The lawyer ? Yeah , she 's good . She got her client released without being charged . I sense a " but . " Well , she does have a conscience . Well , that 's a good thing , is n't it ? We learned some things about her client that she may or may not have led us to . Privileged information ? Doc , I got to be careful how I handle this . For Carrie 's sake . She could get disbarred . Well , I know you , Jethro . It sounds as if she 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ how was the concert ? Great . Tchaikovsky 's Second . I never realized that he wrote music for the movies . ( **27;4380;TOOLONG ) That 's a car I 've always had the hots for . Maybe that 's what I should get . It 's too old . You ca n't drive a car like that . It 's not practical . That 's the problem with you , McGeezer . Everything has to be practical . What ... What I mean is , I 've never known you to do anything even a little risqu ? . Tony , you have no idea what I do on my time off . You know , that 's true , I do n't . Why do n't you tell me ? Share . Rock me . Sock me . Well , there 's Wendell Kaiser . Wonder if Falls Church PD is tailing him , too . Kaiser 's their suspect . ( @engine_starting ) Is Kaiser going to church ? No . It 's an A.A . meeting . They meet here every morning at this time . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What are you doing here ? Your meeting 's not until tonight . Reverend Miller , I , uh ... Bringing a new member ? Um ... He 's thinking about it . A little gun-shy . McGee , the Rev . Please join us . It 's a very safe place . All are welcome . Tony , what 's going on ? Do you have a drinking problem ? No . No , I just ... I joined this men 's support group . Meets in the church hall two nights a week . You serious ? Mm-hmm . I know , it ... it does n't sound like me , but ... with the past year , I just ... wanted to shake things up a little bit . Meet some new people . This guy at the gym told me about the group , and I thought it sounded like a good idea . And it ... it is , it 's fun . The Rev drove me to Quantico the other morning . Interesting guy . He 's helping me be less judgmental . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ while . We should get back . TONY : Sergeant Dunne , Olivia Chandler and Wendell Kaiser all have one thing in common . They all go to A.A . meetings . That 's probably where they met . The sergeant and the trophy wife are lovers . The desk clerk at the Chevy Chase Lodge said that they were regulars . It 's just like that movie Body Heat . William Hurt and Kathleen Turner . God , she was really something , boss . A head turner . But I digress . Anyway , they were young lovers , just like these two , and they wanted the rich husband 's money and him out of the way . McGEE : On the other hand , you 've got Wendell Kaiser , who 's deep in debt to his bookie and needs him off his back . TONY : So they help each other out and switch murders . McGEE : While Kaiser was in New York , Dunne killed the bookie with Olivia 's help . She drove him . Her car was in the vicinity . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's no connection , no motive . TONY : Tomorrow Sergeant Dunne is going to deploy and Olivia Chandler is off to Jamaica . And I 'm betting that while they 're away , her husband 's going to have a terrible accident at the hands of Mr . Kaiser here , a man with whom he has no connection . Two murders , three solid alibis . Interesting theory . We know it 's going to be a hard conspiracy for us to prove . We got to be careful - - it 's not our case . There 's a way . Find the weak link . ( @indistinct_conversation ) Hey , Kaiser . You got a minute ? Detective Dockry . I thought we were done . Look , I told you everything I know about Sullivan . Yeah , well , something 's come up . Let 's go to the station . We can talk about it . Nah , I 'm not going anywhere . Look , I had nothing to do with Sullivan 's murder . I was in New York , man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do this in front of your friends ? I 'm not going anywhere with you . We know about your buddy , Sergeant Dunne , and his girlfriend . So let me explain how this works . First suspect to flip on the others gets the deal . ? Olivia Chandler ? ? Hey , Gibbs . DiNozzo told me that if you were n't at home I would probably find you here . ( chuckles ) Have a seat . There a problem ? No , I ... just heard that Falls Church PD arrested my former client , Sergeant Dunne . Really ? Yeah , they booked him on multiple charges , including conspiracy to commit murder and murder one . How 'd they get him ? Apparently one of his coconspirators turned state 's evidence . Sometimes ... you get lucky . Mmm , is that what it was ? They got a warrant and cinched the case against Dunne when they found the murder weapon , a knife , in his bathroom toilet tank . ( @both_laughing ) That 's great . You okay ? Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ job . I got Dunne off on the hit-and-run . Yeah , you did it well . Yes , and whatever happened to him after that , it 's not my concern . Justice was served , all around . Okay . Here you go . Care to join me for dinner ? Hmm , meat loaf and mashed potatoes ? My favorite . I would be happy to . Coming right up . Thanks , Elaine . I think that you and me have a few things in common . == sync , corrected by elderman == @elderman

@@5231541 OD EVENING , EVERYBODY , AND WELCOME TO " WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY ? " ON TONIGHT 'S SHOW - - THE BABY OF THE FAMILY - - WAYNE BRADY . DADDY 'S LITTLE GIRL - - KATHY GREENWOOD . THE AWKWARD MIDDLE CHILD - - COLIN MOCHRIE , AND THE REDHEADED STEPKID - - RYAN STILES . AND I 'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY . COME ON DOWN . LET 'S HAVE SOME FUN . OH , HELLO . WHOO ! HELLO , AND WILLKOMMEN TO " WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY ? " THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP AND THE POINTS DO N'T MATTER . THE POINTS ARE SOMETHING YOU 'LL NEVER SEE , LIKE PAT BUCHANAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE , BUT YOU DO N'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME YAPPING ALL NIGHT . LET 'S START WITH A GAME CALLED " QUESTIONS ONLY . " THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY . KATHY AND WAYNE , YOU 'RE GOING TO START . THIS IS ALSO A REALLY GREAT PARTY GAME . GOOD GAME IF YOU 'RE EVER AT A PARTY WITH NO CHICKS OR BOOZE . IT 'S CALLED " QUESTIONS ONLY . " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'S ALL THEY 'RE ALLOWED TO DO , AND WHEN THEY GO WRONG , I 'LL BUZZ THEM , AND THE OTHER PERSON TAKES THEIR PLACE . IT 'S KIND OF A LITTLE CONTEST -- SEE WHO CAN STAY OUT THERE THE LONGEST . THE SCENE IS - - PATRONS OF AN OLD WEST SALOON PREPARE FOR THE ARRIVAL OF THE NOTORIOUS UGLY GANG . ARE YOU READY FOR THE APPEARANCE OF THE NOTORIOUS UGLY GANG ? WHOO-HOO ! WELL , HONEY , I 'VE BEEN - - OH , GOSH , YES , I AM . [BUZZER] ? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TEETH ? ? ? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TEETH ? ? DO YOU PLAY THAT IN " C " OR " D " ? WHAT LETTER WOULD YOU LIKE ? WHAT LETTER DO YOU THINK WILL GET YOU KILLED BY THE NOTORIOUS UGLY GANG ? THE UGLY GANG IS COMING ? HAVE N'T YOU HEARD ? WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT ? WOULD YOU BELIEVE FROM BOB -- THE LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES DOWN THE ROAD IN A TEPEE ? IT 'S TRUE . AI N'T BOB @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ WHERE 'S THE O.K . CORRAL ? YOU 'LL WANT TO TAKE A LEFT -- MIND IF - - [BUZZER] IS THIS WHERE I JOIN UP FOR THE UGLY GANG ? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU ? WHO 'S ASKING ? YOU READY TO DRAW ? DRAW WHAT ? [BUZZER] ARE YOU THE MAN THEY CALL UGLY ? YOU HAVE TO ASK ? WHY WOULD THEY CALL YOU UGLY ? WHY DO BIRDS FLY ? ARE YOU FEELING SOMETHING LIKE I 'M FEELING SOMETHING ? IS THAT POSSIBLE ? [BUZZER] I 'M GOING TO GIVE 500 POINTS FOR THAT TO RYAN STILES , WHO CAN BE SEEN EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 9:00/8:00 CENTRAL ON THE " DREW CAREY SHOW , " RIGHT HERE ON ABC . YOU 'RE SHAMELESS . IF I 'M GOING TO GIVE POINTS , I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE . LET 'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED " AFRICAN CHANT . " THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY , WITH LAURA HALL , LINDA TAYLOR , AND CECE WORRALL . HELLO , HOW YOU DOING ? WHAT 'S YOUR NAME , PLEASE ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'M AN ASTRONOMY GRADUATE STUDENT . I 'M SORRY , I SAID , " FOR A LIVING . " HA HA HA . OKAY , THAT 'S GOOD ENOUGH . ASTRONOMY GRADUATE STUDENT , GO AND HAVE A SEAT . WHAT 'S UP , MAN ? HOW YOU DOING ? HAVE A SEAT . MIKE HERE IS AN ASTRONOMY GRADUATE STUDENT . YEAH , SOMEDAY HE 'LL BE , " WOULD YOU LIKE PEPPERONI WITH THAT ? " UH ... SORRY . I KNOW , THERE 'S A LOT OF MONEY IN ASTRONOMY . I 'M SORRY . EXCUSE ME . I DO N'T NEED A MAP . I KNOW WHERE I 'M GOING . YOU ARE A GEMINI , YOU MUST DO GOOD THINGS TOMORROW . OKAY . SORRY , WE 'RE JUST -- JUST SOME POOR GUY FROM THE AUDIENCE , AND WE 'RE JUST BUSTING HIS CHOPS . WAYNE 'S GOING TO DO AN AFRICAN CHANT TO YOU . OF COURSE ! THE OTHER THREE ARE GOING TO DO BACKUP . THAT 'S THE PART I DO N'T GET . YOU 'RE FROM THE SUBURBS OF @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ HA HA HA HA ! ON A SMALL , NONDESCRIPT CUL-DE-SAC IN AFRICA LIVES WAYNE BRADY . " GOOD MORNING , MR . UMBUTU . " " GOOD MORNING TO YOU ! " SO , UH , MIKE IS AN ASTRONOMY GRADUATE STUDENT . TAKE IT AWAY , WHENEVER YOU 'RE READY . **27;7805;TOOLONG [CHANTING] ? MIKE ? ? MIKE ? ? MIKE LIKE TO LOOK AT THE STARS ? ? ' CAUSE HIS NAME IS MIKE ? ? MIKE ? ? MIKE DO N'T UNDERSTAND , DO N'T CARE HOW YOU FELT ? ? KEEPS ON HIS PANTS WITH ORION 'S BELT ? ? NAME IS MIKE ? ? MIKE ? ? MIKE IS JUST A STUDENT , BUT ONE DAY ? ? MIKE WILL USE THE STARS TO GUIDE HIM ON HIS WAY ? ? HIS NAME IS MIKE , UH ? ? HIS NAME IS MIKE , UH ? ? HIS NAME IS MIKE , UH ? ? MIKE-AI-YAI-IKE ? ? MIKE-AI-YAI-IKE ? ? MIKE , IF YOU ARE GOOD , AND I HAD ANY LUCK ? ? YOU COULD USE THE STARS TO FIND ME BETTER @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? MIKE ? ? MIKE , LET ME TELL YOU , I KNOW THAT IT EATS YA ? ? SOMEDAY YOU 'LL STUDY STARS , BUT YOU 'LL END UP ? ? DELIVERING PIZZA ? ? MIKE ? ? MIKE ? ? OH , MIKE ? ? MIKE ? ? ATOM-BE-LEI ? ? DEE-TA-BE-TA-GA-LEI ? ? WHAT IS THAT , MIKE ? ? Ryan : ? OOH ? ? WHAT IS THAT , MIKE ? ? A GALAXY . ? MIKE SAYS THAT 'S A GALAXY ? ? IT IS FULL OF STARS ? ? AFTER THE SHOW MIKE IS GOING TO GET DRUNK ? ? IN ONE OF L.A . 'S BARS ? ? MI-IKE ? ? MI-IKE ? ? HIS NAME IS MIKE ? ? YAI-YAI YAI-YAI-YAI ? ? HIS NAME IS MIKE ? ? MIKE ? ? MI-I-IKE ? ? MI-I-IKE ? ? MI-IKE ? ? MI-IKE ? ? MIKE ? [BUZZER] THANK YOU VERY MUCH , MIKE . THANK YOU VERY MUCH . WE 'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE " WHOSE LINE . " DO N'T GO AWAY . WELCOME BACK TO " WHOSE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'RE ON THE INTERNET , AND YOU GET AN INSTANT MESSAGE THAT 'S REALLY DISGUSTING AND FILTHY , BUT IT ALMOST TURNS YOU ON ? THAT 'S ME . NOW WE 'RE GOING TO A GAME CALLED " THE MILLIONAIRE 'S SHOW . " THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY . COLIN , YOU 'RE GOING TO BE HOST OF A GAME SHOW CALLED " THE MILLIONAIRE SHOW , " AND RYAN IS THE CONTESTANT ON THE SHOW . KATHY , YOU 'RE THE FRIEND ON THE PHONE . WAYNE , YOU GO UP IN THE AUDIENCE . THE TWIST IS , HERE , THIS IS THE FRISKY OLD PEOPLE VERSION . THE FRISKY OLD PEOPLE VERSION OF " THE MILLIONAIRE SHOW . " TAKE IT AWAY . NOW YOU 'RE ONLY TWO QUESTIONS FROM THE $1 MILLION . OH , HURRY UP . I 'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH TIME I GOT LEFT . ALL RIGHT . IF YOU GET THAT MONEY , WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT ? OH , I 'M GOING TO QUIT MY JOB . WAIT A MINUTE , I ALREADY DID THAT . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ KEEP YOU UP , THERE . GOT TO GET IT STARTED BACK UP . HOLD ON . THERE WE GO . YOU HAVE TWO LIFELINES LEFT . OH , THAT 'S -- I MEAN THAT . YOU ONLY HAVE TWO . I 'M LIKE A CAT . YOU ARE LIKE A CAT . YOU KEEP THINKING THAT . [HISSES] ARE YOU READY TO TRY FOR IT ? HURRY UP , MY TOENAILS ARE GETTING YELLOW . VIAGRA . OH , I SPENT MY HONEYMOON THERE . IT 'S BY THE LAKE , AND THE FALLS - - IT 'S GORGEOUS . THERE GOES THE FIRST ANSWER . WELL , THEN , LET 'S JUST HEAR THE OTHER THREE . VIAGRA IS - - " A , " A GREAT TOURIST ATTRACTION MANY PEOPLE COME TO SEE , " B , " RESPONSIBLE FOR SOMETHING THAT COULD BE A GREAT TOURIST ATTRACTION THAT EVERYONE WILL WANT TO SEE -- OKAY . " C , " A GODSEND , " D , " NONE OF THE ABOVE . " A , " " B , " " C , " " D @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " - - THERE IS NO " E . " " F " - - SAME AS " E . " I 'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE A LIFELINE . I 'M GOING TO CALL - - IT 'S AMAZING . I MET A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL , 22 YEARS OLD , AND SHE 'S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ME . IF I COULD GET HER ON THE PHONE . GET HER ON HER CELL PHONE . HER NAME 'S BAMBI . BAMBI ? YES , IT IS . I 'M SHOCKED . BAMBI , ARE YOU THERE ? Kathy : I 'M HERE . WHERE 'S MY SUGAR DADDY ? I 'M RIGHT HERE . SHE CALLS ME HER SUGAR DADDY , ' CAUSE I 'M SWEET . OH , SHOOT . HONEY , DID YOU HEAR THE QUESTION ? I 'M SORRY . HA HA HA HA HA ! I LOVE HER LAUGH . OH , THEY DO N'T HAVE TO BE SMART . THEY JUST HAVE TO LIVE . OH , I 'LL JUST GO WITH " A , " ' CAUSE IT 'S NICE AND @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ YOU OF ? ALL RIGHT . HER ANSWER WAS " A . " DO YOU MIND IF I SAY GOODBYE ? GOODBYE , HONEY . IS THAT IT FOR SURE THIS TIME ? IT IS . YOU KEEP IT WARM FOR ME . EW . ALL RIGHT . SO , SHE SAID " A . " THE VIAGRA IS A TOURIST ATTRACTION . OOH , I BETTER CHANGE THAT TO " D , " THEN . " D " IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER ? NO , " A " IS . YOU PICKED " A . " THAT 'S RIGHT ! OH , MY ARM ! MY ARM ! OKAY , I 'M ALL RIGHT . I 'M BACK . OH , LORD . YOU KNOW , THAT MEANS YOU 'RE ONE QUESTION AWAY FROM THE MILLION DOLLARS . I AM SO EXCITED . I BET . FILL IN THE REST OF THIS QUOTE -- FILL IN ... I 'M NOT FINISHED YET . I HAVE N'T FINISHED YET . " TO BE OR NOT TO ... " " A , " BE , " B , " SEE , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ MOI . " TO BE OR NOT TO MOI . " " A . " I GOT TO USE ANOTHER LIFELINE . I 'M GOING TO GO UP INTO THE AUDIENCE . OH , WELL , SIT HERE . WHAT , YOU GOT SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE ? WHO ARE YOU GOING TO GO CALL ? I 'M GOING TO GO TO MY CARETAKER , MY CARETAKER PHYLLIS . ALL RIGHT , PHYLLIS ! PHYLLIS , FOR GOD 'S SAKE , WATCH OUT FOR THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF YOU . PHYLLIS IS FROM MONTANA . OH , YEAH . GREAT FALLS , MONTANA . HUH ? PHYLLIS , DID YOU HEAR THE QUESTION , HONEY ? YEAH , I LOVE MONEY . EVERYBODY LOVE MONEY . ONE TIME I HAD RELATIONS WITH 45 MEN AT ONE TIME . THOSE WERE GERMANS , HONEY . THIS IS DIFFERENT TIMES NOW . DID YOU HEAR THE QUESTION , HONEY ? WHAT ? Both : THE QUESTION . Wayne : WHAT ? LETTER ? WHO YOU CALLING BETTER ? CERTAINLY NOT YOU . I HATE YOU . I CAN LIVE WITH THAT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ HAVE TO GO WITH " B , " WHATEVER IT IS , ' CAUSE I REMEMBER IN 1947 , THERE WAS THIS LITTLE MAN NAMED HERMAN -- SHE GETS INTO HER STORIES , AND SHE NEVER STOPS . SHE SAID " B . " YOU GOT TO GET HER A SEDATIVE TO PUT HER OUT . I HAVE TO GO WITH WHAT SHE SAID . SO YOU 'RE SAYING IT 'S " B , " " TO BE OR NOT TO SEE . " EH ? " A , " YOU 'RE PICKING " A " ? " A " IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER ? DID I SAY THAT ? I SUPPOSE SO THEN . YOU STUPID OLD FOOL . YOU PICKED " A . " OH , OH . YOU WIN . ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? I 'M NOT KIDDING . YOU WON . NO , I 'M NOT ! YOU WON . CAN YOU HELP ME ? I CA N'T HELP YOU . [BUZZER] YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREAT PART ABOUT THAT GAME WAS ? UH , ' CAUSE IT WAS THE FRISKY OLD PEOPLE VERSION , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ENDEARING YOURSELF TO THE CROWD . I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND , BUDDY . I KNOW . HA HA HA ! OKAY , LET 'S MOVE ON TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES , CALLED " SCENES FROM A HAT . " BEFORE EVERY TAPING OF THE SHOW , WE ASK OUR AUDIENCE MEMBERS TO WRITE DOWN SUGGESTIONS FOR DIFFERENT THINGS . ONE OF THEM IS SUGGESTIONS FOR THIS GAME . WE PUT THEM IN THIS HAT , SEE HOW MANY SUGGESTIONS OUR PERFORMERS CAN ACT OUT FOR US , STARTING WITH " SCENES FROM THE ESKIMO SOAP OPERA . " YOU 'RE LEAVING ME ? [IMITATING_SAWING_SOUND] [BUZZER] OH , JOHNNY , HOLD ME . [BUZZER] I DO N'T HAVE PROTECTION . [BUZZER] " REJECTED SHOW NAMES FOR ' WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY ? ' " HI , AND WELCOME TO " DREW CAREY 'S HOUSE PAYMENT . " [BUZZER] IT 'S NOW TIME FOR " DREW AND FRIEND . " [BUZZER] I HAD NO IDEA . " WHAT KATHY GREENWOOD IS THINKING RIGHT NOW . " OH , GOD , I LOVE THIS GAME ! [BUZZER] MAN @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ WHILE DOING VERY UNCOOL THINGS . " [IMITATES_BUZZER] [BUZZER] [BUZZER] [BUZZER] " WHAT WOMEN SAY TO EACH OTHER IN THE BATHROOM DURING THE ' WHOSE LINE ' INTERMISSION . " SYLVIA ? YEAH ? CAN YOU SING A HOEDOWN ? THIS IS GOING TO BE NOISY . [BUZZER] I DO N'T THINK DREW HAS ANY PANTS ON UNDER HIS DESK . [BUZZER] " ODD THINGS TO SEE WRITTEN ON HIGHWAY WARNING SIGNS . " " LOOK IN YOUR BACK SEAT . " [BUZZER] HA HA HA . " TITLES FOR COLIN MOCHRIE 'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY . " " HOW I MURDERED DREW CAREY . " [BUZZER] " YOU DO N'T NEED HAIR TO SATISFY EVERY WOMAN YOU 'VE MET . " [BUZZER] IT 'S TRUE . " OTHER THINGS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE MOON BESIDES THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA . " LOOK , THOSE ARE RYAN 'S SHOES . [BUZZER] THANK YOU VERY MUCH . WE 'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE " WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY ? " HEY , WELCOME BACK TO " WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY ? " TONIGHT 'S WINNER - - KATHY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ AND DOWN THAT DID IT . SHE 'S THE WINNER . THE REST OF US ARE GOING TO DO A GAME CALLED " HOEDOWN . " OUR FAVORITE GAME " HOEDOWN , " WITH LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO . LAURA . WHAT I NEED FROM THIS SECTION OF THE AUDIENCE -- SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU THAT YOU WANT TO KEEP SECRET . GOT ARRESTED . LET 'S DO THE " GOT ARRESTED HOEDOWN . " TAKE IT AWAY , LAURA HALL . [PLAYS_SALOON-STYLE_STOMP] ? DO N'T MAKE FUN OF THE POLICE , I SAY , STOP ! ? ? BECAUSE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS A COP ? ? BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY THAT THEY DO THEIR THING ? ? I SAY , " HEY , IT 'S A GOOD THING MY NAME IS N'T RODNEY KING " ? ? WHEN I WAS ARRESTED , IT WAS N'T GOOD FOR ME ? ? THEY BEAT ME , AND THEY STRIPPED ME ? ? AND THEY SEARCHED MY CAVITY ? ? " WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO SUCH A GUY ? " YOU SAY ? ? WELL @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' CAUSE I WAS ARRESTED IN L.A . ? ? I AM QUITE UNBALANCED , MY MIND IS NOT THAT STEADY ? ? I ONCE PUMMELED A GUY WITH AN EVEREADY ? ? THEY TOOK ME DOWN TO JAIL , AND THEY ARRESTED ME ? ? AND THEY CHARGED ME WITH ASSAULT WITH A BATTERY ? ? I GOT SENT TO PRISON , I DID N'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ? ? I FELT SO BAD BECAUSE I WAS SO NEW ? ? DID N'T KNOW THE WAYS THERE , I FELT LIKE SUCH A DOPE ? ? BUT NOW I NEVER BEND DOWN TO PICK UP ANY SOAP ? All : ? PICK UP ANY SOAP ? THANK YOU , EVERYBODY . WE 'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE " WHOSE LINE " RIGHT AFTER THIS . WELCOME BACK TO " WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY ? " TONIGHT WE 'RE GOING TO HAVE EVERYBODY READ THE CREDITS . YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO READ THE CREDITS AS FRISKY OLD PEOPLE . THANKS FOR WATCHING . GOOD NIGHT . DAN PATTERSON . AND JIMMY MULVILLE . AND THERE GOES @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ YOU SAY WE GO OVER TO BRUCE RYAN 'S ? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME . VINE . RON WEST ! BRAD ZERBST . I REMEMBER HIM . I 'M A FRISKY - - I 'M A FRISKY OLD PERSON ! CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC , INC . AND WARNER BROS . INC .

@@5231641 Previously on Batman : This is my greatest achievement . My prototype Al . This is HARDAC . Holographic analytical reciprocating digital computer . HARDAC . So tell me , what does HARDAC do ? Now , Bruce , I ca n't tell you all of my secrets , can I ? Well , since you wo n't tell me what you 're working on , Karl maybe I can charm details out of your lovely assistant . Well , you can try . Some people in high places are becoming too curious about this operation . I 'll get it , princess . You keep hitting those books . What the devil ? ! Were you outside ? Your hand is like ice . I 'm fine . - Dad , are you sure ... ? - I said , I 'm fine . I heard your voice , Ms . Duane , and thought Master Bruce had returned . HARDAC , I 've definitely found something . Bruce Wayne is Batman . Computer , scan Batcave for ... What ? Good heavens ! I do wish your toys would n't play so roughly with you , sir @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm tracing the link now . I 've lost it . The link was shut down at the source . Could Randa have been down here ? I should hope not . But I ca n't say for certain , sir . L ... I simply ca n't remember anything beyond the time you left . It 's all right , Alfred . We 'd better search the house . Search for what , Master Bruce ? Anything unusual . She may have left a clue I can use . She 's only human . Yes , I understand . That 's no problem . The Gotham Club would be ideal . I 'll take care of Bruce Wayne . Dad , who are you talking to ? Leave me alone . - You wanted me , commissioner ? - Go to Cybertron and see Randa Duane . She has something for you . I already took a statement from Rossum . They ai n't involved . Do it , lieutenant . Talk to this guy . Talk to that guy . I 'm getting a sore throat . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who stole your computer data , Mr . Wayne . Meet me at the Gotham Club in one hour . I will , commissioner . And thanks for ... The duplicant processor 's been used . I did n't authorize that . It was necessary to serve your ultimate purpose . No , it was a stupid idea . The babblings of a broken heart . Humans make errors in judgment . It is sometimes necessary to protect them from their own inadequacies . I 've let this go too far . I gave you too much free will . It 's time to change your programming . You have immobilized the maker . His human imperfection endangers the plan . He must be improved upon . It 's open . What on earth ? Commissioner ? No , Batman . I called you . - I expected your father , Ms . Gordon . - That 's why I called you . - That man is not my father . - What do you mean he 's not your father ? Just what I said . Someone is impersonating @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - He does n't have bolts in his neck or anything that obvious . He 's so cold to me . But it 's not just that . I ca n't put my finger on it . But I know he 's not my father . I know I sound crazy , but I 'm not . Whoever 's downstairs now , it looks like Jim Gordon , talks like him , but it 's not him . Please help me , Batman . - I 'll do what I can . - Thank you . Getting a little fresh air ? How come I was n't invited to this little get-together ? It 's suddenly less pleasant up here . Excuse me . Not so fast , Batman . A robot ? Yes . More advanced than anything I 've ever seen . - Does that mean my father ... ? - I do n't know . I 'll find out tonight . Do n't go home . Stay at a friend 's house . Not so fast . How are you going to find out ? I wan @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll contact you as soon as I know something . Please , let go of my cape . Batman , I ... Good evening , Bruce . I 'm glad you could come . Nice to see you , mayor . Is Commissioner Gordon here ? He 'll be along . He wo n't wan na miss this . You 're going to become a member of a very exclusive club tonight . I thought I already belonged to every exclusive club in Gotham . Oh , no , my boy . This club is brand-new . Though everyone will belong very soon . Randa ! Is this what I get for leaving in the middle of dinner ? You know what they say about a woman scorned , Bruce . Do n't let him get away ! " Wait at a friend 's house , " he says . Not likely , Woobie . Bullock went to Cybertron and a robot came back . Wan na bet Dad 's there too ? Miss Gordon , your skill at breaking and entering is impressive . Where did you learn ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in school . What have you done with my father ? He 's right here , my dear . You 'll be joining him soon . Very soon . Enough . It 's over , Batman . People are imperfect . They make mistakes . Your mistake was coming here to interfere with the plan . What is this plan ? The plan was conceived by Karl Rossum when his young daughter was deactivated . - Deactivated ? You mean ... - A vehicular accident . Our maker felt the emotion called love in great quantity for her . Afterwards , he decided to find a way to replace humans whose decisions can cost other human lives . - But we 're all capable of human error . - Precisely . The maker 's concept was sound , but he did not go far enough . Which is why I have taken over . - Does that mean my father 's ... ? - No . There is still much to learn from humans . I will keep them alive until I have learned enough . Dad ! - Wow @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you doing here ? Rescuing you , silly . Come on . Emergency . Emergency . Stop the one called Batman . Resistance is useless . I control every means of escape from this building . Dad ! Is there another way out ? My office has a private elevator on a separate power source . This way . Get my father out of here . - What about you ? - I 'm gon na help Batman . Barbara . Where 's Barbara ? Core systems damaged . The plan has failed . Barbara ! Over there . Barbara . Oh , thank God . I had no idea HARDAC had gone this far . I 'm sure the investigation will prove exactly that . You did well . Thanks . - Anytime . - I 'm getting too old for this kind of stuff . I sort of enjoyed it . Come on , sweetie . Let 's go home . [ENGLISH]

@@5231741 ? ? [theme_song] ? Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] ? ? Heroes in a half shell ? ? Turtle power ? ? They 're the world 's ? ? Most fearsome fighting team ? We 're really hip . ? They 're heroes in the half shell ? ? And they 're green ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] ? Hey , get a grip . ? When the evil Shredder attacks ? ? These Turtle boys do n't cut him no slack ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] ? ? Splinter taught them to be ninja teens ? He 's a radical rat . ? [Leonardo] leads ? ? [Donatello] does machines ? That 's a fact , Jack . ? [Raphael] is cool , but rude ? Gim me a break . ? [Michelangelo] is a party dude ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] ? ? Heroes in a half shell ? ? Turtle power ? [Cheering_on_TV] [Michelangelo] Check it out , amigos -- The latest issue of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Now , can we watch Cube of Misfortune in peace , please ? [buzzer_sounds_on_TV] [cheering] [buzzer_sounds] [Raphael] He got hit with an " M " ! Oh , do n't take it ! Go for a vowel ! By the way , I saw our little bud [Zack] at the comic book store . [Zack] ? We have n't seen him in a while . What 's he doing ? [Michelangelo] Same as me - - Reading Alien Invaders comics . Wow ! [tires_screeching] This is the best issue ... [shouting] ... of Alien Invaders yet ! Invasion of the Bug-Eyed Terminators . Awesome ! What ? Oh , no ! It 's the bug-eyed terminators . They 're here . I got ta warn somebody . [phone_ringing] Police precinct . Sergeant O'Flahrety speaking . The bug-eyed terminators have landed ! They 've invaded a building at the corner of 5th and Robertson ! [stammering] The terminators ? We 're on our way , me boy . And you stay away from them . Attention all units in the area of 5th and Robertson . An alleged invasion of aliens @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sounds pretty silly to me . Not to me . You should have seen my date last night . Let 's check it out , anyway . There may be a story . [tires_screeching] [tires_screeching] [siren_wailing] The aliens are in there ! [Zack] ? What are you doing here ? Oh , hi , [April] , Irma . I 'm the one one who reported the invasion . Look ! The police nabbed those aliens . Get this on tape , Irma . Huh ? They 're not bug-eyed aliens . They 're bug-busters . Swell . We 've scooped the other stations with a story about an invasion of pest exterminators . [April_on_TV] At this moment , the police are talking to the boy , [Zack] , who called in this report of an alien invasion , apparently as a prank . But they looked just like Martians ! Martians ? What 's gotten into [Zack] ? Well , offhand , I 'd say the latest issue of Alien Invasion comics . It appears [Zack] 's imagination has gotten the better of him . Perhaps a talk with our @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'll give the micro-dude a call . [Zack] The Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] said they 'd meet us here . I guess we 're early . Swell . I 'll go grab a pizza , little bro . You get a table . [gasps] Alien Robots ! Robots are invading the mall ! You got ta warn people ! Sure , kid . First thing after lunch . Why wo n't anyone believe me ? Excuse me , sir . I need your piano . [gasps] You robots ca n't invade this mall without a fight ! Look what you 've done to our robots . Fleagle 's Department Store display is ruined ! Shop at Fleagle 's . Shop at Fleagle's . [pitch_dropping] Shop at Fleagle 's . Uh-oh . [Zack] said he 'd meet us here at the pizza parlor . Look , there he is in that crowd of people . [Crowd_chattering] Just wait till Mom and Dad hear about this ! But they look just like the robots in Invasion From The Planet Androidia . Honest . Yeah , robots you 'll be paying for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Another bogus [alarm] ? The dude is in major trouble . [Donatello] What is making [Zack] act like this ? [Michelangelo] And when 's he gon na stop ? Not real soon , or this is gon na be a real short episode . [static] [Zack] calling the Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] ! Yeah , this is [Donatello] . What 's up , [Zack] ? I just saw alien slime monsters coming out of an excavation on Hill Street . Oh , come on , [Zack] . Another one ? Really , I did see ' em . Honest . Here , see for yourselves . Holy guacamole ! They do look like slime monsters ! Maybe this time [Zack] is telling the truth . Boy , you made it just in time , [Turtles] . The slime monsters are just coming out now ! [Turtles] Whoa ! [Zack] is right ! Those are slime monsters ! I 'd recognize them anywhere ... after reading Alien Invaders . We 'll stop ' em . Right ! Let 's hose ' em ! Uhh ! Uhh ! Hold it ! Hold @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ city tunnel workers . [grunting] Uh , sorry guys . Ha ha . Our mistake . Hey , anytime , guys . We needed to clean up , anyway . Gee , fellas , I 'm sorry . I could have sworn they were slime monsters . Right . Just like those alien robots in the mall ? Oh . You saw that , huh ? Yeah . We also saw your busting of the bug busters . Look , [Zack] , we appreciate your trying to help , but this is one false [alarm] too many . Yeah , you 're right . I guess I do n't deserve to be a Turtle anymore . [sighs] Maybe it 's for the best . Just until you get your imagination under control . Hey , you 'll always be our fifth Turtle , micro-dude . [sniffle] I - - I 'm sorry . Poor little bud . [Zack] But , Mom , Dad ! Anyone could have made the same mistake . Once is a mistake , [Zack] dear . But three times ? That 's why we 're putting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't want to do it , [Zack] . We just did n't have any choice . [sighs] Our only hope is they contain this wild imagination of yours . I 'm Colonel Clout , the Commandant . Welcome to Ten-Hut Military Academy . And you must be [Zack] . Well , I 'm sure you 'll be very happy here . Be sure and write us , son . Bye-bye . Bye . You will enjoy your stay here ! And that 's an order ! Yes , Colonel . Sergeant Rambo ! Yeah , Colonel Clout ? Show recruit [Zack] here to his quarters . Sure thing , Colonel . Forward march ! Hup 2 , 3 , 4 . Hup 2 , 3 , 4 . Recruit [Zack] , this here is your bunk . You got ta keep it neat at all times , you understand ? Yes , sir , Sergeant Rambo ! Hup ! Hup ! Hup ! Hup ! Hup ! Wow . Is that Rambo guy always so uptight ? [robot-like] Sergeant Rambo is a wonderful man . Colonel Clout is a wonderful @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Is he for real ? Aw , do n't mind him . [All] the kids are like that . [Zack] What , like a bunch of zombies ? Right . They 've been that way since I got here yesterday . Oh . My name 's Eric . Hi . I 'm [Zack] . Listen , let 's stick together , okay ? And maybe we wo n't turn into ... them . Deal . Hey , Walt . It 's [Donatello] . How 's [Zack] doing ? Hi , [Donatello] . [Zack] 's not here . My folks enrolled him in military school . Military school ? Gee . Well , uh , okay . Bye , Walt . Gee , the poor little guy . I 'm hungry . I wonder where a guy can scrounge a late-night snack in this place . The kitchen ought to be around here somewhere . [Man] Hold him down , [Wingnut] ! [Second_man] Well , give me a hand , [Screwloose] ! [Wingnut] ? [Screwloose] ? Those voices belong to Colonel Clout and Sergeant Rambo . Let me go , you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Whew . This kid tires me out . I 'm taking off this monkey suit . Good idea . Ah ! It feels a lot better . Wha - - What are you guys ? Oh , no ! They 're aliens ! You 're a bat - - and a mosquito . We 'd rather think of ourselves as [Wingnut] ... And [Screwloose] ! We 're from the planet Flagenon , and we 're here to conquer Earth . We 've taken over this military school to train young recruits like you to help us . And that 's all the exposition you 're gon na get out of me , young man ! You guys are totally wacko ! Ha ! That 's what they all say . Switch on the Mind Changer , [Screwloose] . [evil_laugh] [grunting] How do you feel , human ? [robot-like] Ten-Hut Military Academy is a wonderful school . Sergeant Rambo is a wonderful sergeant . Colonel Clout is a wonderful colonel . Oh , no ! They brainwashed Eric ! Good ! Another dedicated soldier for our army . Can we go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like doing that . Sure , [Wingnut] ! Let 's do it ! Eric , you can go back to bed now . Yes , Colonel . [wings_buzzing] I got ta get outta here before they turn me into a zombie , too . No ! As a former member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] , it 's my duty to defend Earth against these invaders ! [Wingnut] , with these weapons and the soldiers we 've recruited , we 'll soon rule the earth . These roach-bots will eat through metal walls in seconds . Good think we keep them in wooden crates . Yeah . I ca n't wait to use this disintegrator bazooka . [Wingnut] Will you stop playing with that thing ! [Screwloose] Aw , you never let me have any fun . Come on ! We got ta turn that new kid [Zack] into a zombie . They 're not making me a zombie . Get back , you - - you robot cockroach ! Hey ! Gim me back my Turtle mask ! Now there 's a cockroach robot on the loose . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ An alien invasion ? With giant cockroaches ? Say , are n't you the kid who called us about the alien terminators ? Oops , sorry . Wrong number . The police will never believe me . I got ta call the [Turtles] ! It 's a good thing I know their unlisted number . [telephone_rings] [all_snoring] [ring] [All] What ? What ? [groggy] Hello ? [Leonardo] , this is [Zack] . I 'm at Ten-Hut Military Academy , and it 's been taken over by aliens ! Oh , [Zack] . Have n't you gotten into enough trouble with these stories about alien invaders ? Yeah , I know , I know . But you got ta believe me this time , fellas ! They 're planning to -- Hey ! Let go ! Hello ? Hello , [Zack] ? [dial_tone] Something 's happened to him . It sounded like somebody cut him off . Maybe this time it 's for real . Yeah , and maybe I 'm the Tooth Fairy . Just to make sure , [Donatello] , you and [Michelangelo] go to Ten-Hut Military Academy and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you creeps ! You were trying to warn somebody about us , were n't ya ? What if I was ? Well , it 's too late ! By tomorrow , every soldier in this installation will be programmed , armed , and ready to take over this puny planet , and no one can stop us ! Oh , yeah ? The Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] can ! [Wingnut] , take young [Zack] to the Mind Changer . He 'll be the final soldier for our invasion of Earth . You 'll never get away with this , you alien creeps ! Oh ? I think we can change your mind ! [laughs] [April] , Irma , go to 10th and Main . There 's a giant metal-eating cockroach terrorizing workers in a high-rise construction site . [April] Right , chief . We 're on it . Another crazy assignment . How are we supposed to locate this giant bug , anyway ? Something tells me we already have . Those construction workers are running away from something . Sounds like a plan to me . Let 's go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ big bug ! It 's also one big scoop ! Oh , no . It sees us . [April] ! It 's coming this way ! Good . We can use some close-up footage . Uhh ! Uhh ! [April] ! Help me ! I 've fallen , and I ca n't get up ! Hang on , Irma ! I 'll think of something ! [Irma_screams] But what ? [screams] [Irma_screaming] [screams] [April] ! Help me ! Do n't go away , Irma ! I 'll be right back ! I hope I can figure out how to do this . [screams] Got it ! That should hold it until the police arrive . Hold on . That looks like [Zack] 's Turtle mask . I better contact the [Turtles] . That is [Zack] 's mask . Thanks for alerting us , [April] . [Zack] ? Where is he ? He 's at Ten-Hut Military Academy , and we 're headed there right now . [Screwloose_laughs] Now we will create the final soldier for our army of conquest . No , wait ! Do n't ! [laughs] [door_buzzer] Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , [Screwloose] . Put on your disguise , numbskull ! Oh , yeah . I forgot . [buzzer] The service is kinda slow here . Yeah , and where are all the kids ? Yeah ? What do you want ? Uh , we 'd like to see one of your students . His name is [Zack] . Well , you ca n't . He 's , uh ... he 's on a special training mission . Now go away ! Whoa , what a totally rude dude . [Donatello] ! [Michelangelo] ! Oh , no , you do n't ! [Donatello] ! [Michelangelo] ! Help ! [Michelangelo] Did you just hear something ? It was probably nothing . Come on . Let 's go . doorsclose , @engine_starts [laughs] Your friends are gone ! And now to proceed with our plans ! [Wingnut] , put him into the Mind Changer ! Right , [Screwloose] . Soon you will be under our control . Hey , if it 's all right , I 'll just hang out for a while . Why are we splitting , compadre ? I know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I wanted them to think we were leaving . Whoa ! Mondo notion , dude ! So what 's the plan ? Well , since we ca n't get in the front , we go to the back . [tires_screeching] I figure we 'll use the Turtle Van 's catapult to get ourselves over the fence . That sounds good , especially the over part . Ready or not , here we come ! Whoa ! Whoa ! Uhh ! Uhh ! You know , we could have just climbed over . I got a feeling there 's something weird going down up there . No wonder . Look at all the power they 're using . I 'll shut it down . That 'll buy us time . [buzzing] Hey , let 's check out what 's happening to our little bud . Hey , something happened to the power . Well , do n't just hang there , go fix it ! Ow ! Oh , I wish I knew how other bats do that . Holy guacamole ! [Zack] was right . They really are aliens from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll contact the other dudes . Oops . Okay . The power 's back on . Uhh ! Earthling intruders ! [alarm] Now what 's going on ! Did you see that ? A giant mosquito . They must have some humongous frogs in that dude 's swamp . [Michelangelo] ! [Donatello] ! Do n't sweat it , bud . We 'll get you out of there . Look out ! [both] Hey ! Let go ! Ha ha ha ! The intruders ! Are you from another planet , too ? They 're the Teenage Mutant Ninja [Turtles] , and you 'd better let ' em go ! Oh . The ones who were going to rescue you ? [laughs] You two will make fine soldiers in my invasion army . Invasion army ? They 've turned all the kids into mindless zombies . I wonder if they did it by letting them watch too much television . No , they did it with this machine : a mind changer . And now we 're gon na change your minds ! Uhh ! Uhh ! I ca n't believe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ giant mosquito and an overgrown bat . And that 's coming from a 5-foot-tall talking turtle . [tires_screech] [Leonardo] [April] , any sign of [Michelangelo] or [Donatello] ? Not a clue , [Leonardo] . They must be inside the school grounds . We 'll soon find out . [Screwloose_laughs] Three for the price of one ! Oh , I feel my mind emptying out completely . What mind ? I got an idea . The power for this Mind Changer comes from that central electrode . If we can short it out -- Good idea , [Zack] , but we 're kinda tied up right now . [grunts] I 'll get my honorary Ninja Turtle badge . Got it ! Now to toss it ! You did it ! It 's a regular [Zack] attack . [Screwloose] Power overload ! Uhh ! [Wingnut] Whoa ! Uh-oh . [coughing] We got ta save the other kids ! Lead the way , [Zack] . Wha - - What happened ? How did I get here ? Well , it looks like destroying the Mind Chamber released the hold it had on the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Here come the aliens again . We got ta get ' em to chase us so the kids can get away ! Cowabunga ! There they go ! Stop them ! Destroy them ! [both] Whoa ! Uh-oh . Dead end . I hate being a sitting turtle . I believe the term is duck ! Good idea . Okay , fellas . Now ! [buzzing] Great work , guys ! Our army ! Gone ! Now what do we do ? We buzz off , that 's what . [wings_buzzing] [rumbling] [Turtles] Ow ! Uhh ! That was an actual spaceship . Then [Zack] was right . There really were alien invaders . And [Leonardo] gave me back my TurtleCom . I 'm an honorary Turtle again . I 'm so sorry , dear . We should have believed you when you told us about those alien invaders . It 's not your fault , Mom . I mean , who believes kids anyway ? Well , from now on , I do ... this kid , anyway . By the way , do you suppose I could get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ neat . [April] , onTV And so young [Zack] is an overnight hero for helping to thwart an alien invasion . The city thanks him . That 's great ! Now [Zack] is a hero . And I 'll bet he learned a good lesson from all this . Indeed he did . Some youngsters never learn the difference between reality and illusion . Alien invaders ! Alien invaders ! We 're ready for ' em ! How about one of you dudes giving me a hand with these pizzas . Unfortunately , some turtles never learn the difference between reality and illusion , either . Closed-Captioned By J.R . Media Services , Inc . Burbank , CA

@@5232141 Torres to Voyager . I could use a little help here . What 's your status ? I 'm approaching your position , but that ion storm blew out my deflector field . I 've lost helm control , and I 'm venting plasma from the port nacelle . We 're modifying a tractor pulse to slow you down . Acknowledged . The arresting fields are in place . You 're clear to land . Hold on , B'Elanna . This is going to be bumpy . B'Elanna ? Oh . Are you alive ? You tell me . You 've got a mild concussion . That 's the best thing that 's happened to me all day . When I give you an order , I expect you to follow it . I told you to return to Voyager , not chase the probe into the center of an ion storm . We only have one multispatial probe . I did n't want to lose it . We only have one B'Elanna Torres . I do n't want to lose her , either . Understood . Lanna ... I 'm glad you made it back in one piece @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I suppose I did . That 's what my mother used to call me . Well , then , I 'm in good company . Come in . Feeling better ? I 've felt worse . I found something you might be interested in . It 's what my ancestors called a " monkey wrench . " It was lodged in your port nacelle . How did it get there ? Judging by your sensor logs , it looks like you ran into it after your deflector field collapsed . But the big question is : How did it get in this quadrant ? What do you mean ? What ? It 's Klingon . And it 's old . That 's about all we know . Looks like the Klingons beat Starfleet to the Delta Quadrant by a few hundred years . You may be holding the most important archaeological find in Klingon history . Remind me to plant a flag on behalf of the Empire . You know , the simplest explanation is that the Borg assimilated a bird- of- prey somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant , and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Maybe so . In any case , it makes a nice souvenir . Harry , it bled , it screamed . There 's got to be some explanation . Hey , I 've got one for you . You hit your head harder than you thought . I was n't hallucinating . Now , run a submolecular scan . How many more scans are we going to run ? There is nothing there . No fluid or vapor residue . We may find some irregularities at the atomic level . It 's a hunk of metal . What you heard may have had nothing to do with this artifact . Maybe the com system picked up some stray signal from a pulsar- - l do n't know . A pulsar that speaks Klingon . Okay , B'Elanna , there probably is some explanation for what happened , but it 's 0300 hours . I 'm tired , you 're tired . Let 's just stick this thing in a containment field and deal with it in the morning . Ah ! Just the daughter of the Empire I 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to congratulate you on your discovery of the Klingon artifact . Neelix , I ran into it with a shuttle . Some of the greatest discoveries in Klingon history were accidents . When Sarpek the Fearless unearthed the Knife of Kiromm he was searching for his lost targ . Is n't that amazing ? I 've been doing some research . Why ? Well , I 'm planning a celebration . This ... must be the treasure . Neelix , look , I appreciate your enthusiasm , but since I 'm the only Klingon onboard , there 's really no point in throwing a party . Oh , nonsense . This artifact is n't just a testament to Klingon spirit . It 's a piece of the Alpha Quadrant- - a symbol of Voyager 's home , and that 's just as worthy of celebration and song as finding some old knife . Man 's got a point . Besides , I 've already replicated five barrels of bloodwine . I 'm not going to let them go to waste . Festivities begin at 1900 hours . Oh ! Uh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're gon na be expected to say a few words on behalf of your people . Sounds like you got a big day ahead of you . You should probably get some rest . All right , all right , let 's call it a night . Thank you . Do not underestimate the power of the mind . The artifact was a catalyst for your already active imagination . It served as an unwelcome reminder of your ancestry- - the self- loathing you experience when you look in the mirror and see a Klingon . Who said anything about self- loathing ? You despise being Klingon . It 's no secret . What you experienced in your quarters was a subconscious manifestation of that hatred . The blood in your veins , the voices of your ancestors- - all symbols of your Klingon heritage . And when the blood disappeared , that was , what ? Me trying to vaporize that part of myself ? Yes . But the essence of who you are- - the artifact itself- - remained . And the moral of the story is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ become something else , whether it be Starfleet or Maquis , your Klingon nature continues to assert itself . That 's an intriguing theory . Perhaps we should forego your meditation in favor of a different exercise . Fine by me . This should be interesting . Feel the weight of the bat'leth in your hands . Describe the first thought that enters your mind . It 's a clumsy weapon , overstated , like everything else Klingon . You ca n't see the elegance of its design , because of your hatred . I do n't hate Klingons . It 's a warrior 's blade ... crafted for precision and balance . Observe . is this your idea of therapy ? ! Listen to yourself whine like a Ferengi . pahtk ! You 're not worthy of the blood in your veins . A true Klingon would try to kill me where l stand . What the hell has gotten into you ? This exercise is over . You are dismissed , Lieutenant , and take your dishonor with you . ... migh hohk- chew koo Ej im- ta @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ deep . ejdahk- so - TAS ghos va Skral byteek ... And the river Skral ran crimson red . I fail to see the merit of learning a Klingon drinking song . It 's not about drinking , Seven . It 's about saluting the noble deeds of our ancestors and honoring those who fell in battle . Think " Qapla ' ! " Think " Long live the Empire ! " Think again . Okay , so I 'm overdoing it a bit , but try to get into the spirit of the occasion . Very well . Ej im- ta fey DE- ja i ejdahk- so - TAS ghos va Skral byteek Empa jaj law- moch jaj- push jaj Kahless Molor- migh hohk- chew koo . gagh , anyone ? Sop joq jih yuv gagh drek ! He said , " Eat this or he 'll force it down the gullet of your corpse . " No offense . Oh , none taken . So this is replicated , right ? Unfortunately . And how do you get it to ... move ? I used a kinesthetic agent @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me , or has everyone gone Klingon- happy ? Oh , come on , B'Elanna . They 're all doing this for you . Well , then they do n't know me very well . And if you even think of joining in on this " embrace your heritage " nonsense , I swear I 'll rip out your tongue and wear it as a belt . Oh , no ... there 's not a lot of Klingon in you . I inherited the forehead and the bad attitude- - that 's it . She would have loved all this . Your mother ? She was so obsessed with Klingon ritual , myths . It used to drive my father and me crazy . Did I ever tell you that she put me in a Klingon monastery ? Ah . You 're kidding . It was after their marriage ended . She pulled me out of the Federation school in order to teach me ... honor and discipline . Hmm ... out of the plasma cooker into the fire . She prayed to Kahless every day to guide me in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't listening . Ladies and gentlemen , could I have your attention , please ? I hate to interrupt the festivities , but before I turn the floor over to our resident Klingon , I 'd like to say a few words . This is a great day for the Klingon Empire- - a day when we honor their ancestors . Those warriors whose deeds of valor and glory ... led them to the Delta Quadrant . May they live on in song and story . Captain ! legh soh va Gre'thor ! Where am I ? Silence . The dead ask no questions . Computer , end program ! Qem nuh meq ! Let go of me ! Wait ... wait ... ' uch ghaH . Uh , wait ... She wo n't take the mark . What the hell is going on ? Qusdaq . ba'daH . mag hoshonaH nes'a . Where am I ? You should know ; you 're half Klingon . Enlighten me . This is the Barge of the Dead . Our dishonored souls are being taken to Gre'thor . Klingon hell is a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ foolish superstition . Imagine my surprise . But I was on Voyager with my crew . That was the naj- - the dream before dying . When we ca n't accept that we 've died , we create the illusion of life to hold on to . He slaughtered my friends . No . He slaughtered the dream . He dragged you from the illusion of life . This is where you belong . What is that ? It 's the kos'kari . They 'll try to lure you to them . Do n't listen . B'Elanna , are you there ? Lieutenant , can you hear me ? Help us find you ! Tom ? Chakotay ? It 's not your friends ! jiH qoy soh ! There are things here worse than death . You . is this the mongrel child you spoke of ? Yes . The one whose face would not bear the mark . B'Elanna , daughter of Miral ... it 's not your time . How do you know my name ? You 've come close to boarding this ship many times . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mother took you to the Sea of Gatan . Your curiosity was as deep as the water . I fell in . I almost drowned . When your mother breathed life back into your lungs she told you about me . So you 're supposed to be Kortar . Ah ... you remember me . I remember the myth of Kortar , the first Klingon . He destroyed the gods who created him . And as punishment , I was condemned to ferry the souls of the dishonored to Gre'thor . I may have believed in you as a child , but not anymore . If you did n't still believe , you would n't be here . Foolish girl . You can not harm me . I 'm already dead . What 's happening ? The soul of another dishonored warrior is being delivered . kot'mah soh Gre'thor ! Qapla . Mother . It 's all right . You 're safe . Your shuttle was drifting on the trailing edge of an ion storm . You lost life support . We found you just in time . But I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Shuttle Bay . When we tractored your shuttle back to Voyager , you were in a coma . We almost lost you . The Klingon artifact ... Artifact ? My hand ... You took quite a beating out there- - more than your fair share of cuts and bruises . Come in . How are you feeling ? Um ... a little out of place . Would you like to talk about it ? Yes ... and no . Let me know when you decide . I do n't know how to say this without sounding crazy . Try . Do you believe in an afterlife ? I accept there are things in the universe than ca n't be scanned with a tricorder . What happened to you out there ? I think ... I died . I died , and I was on the Barge of the Dead , in the Klingon afterlife . Klingon mythology has been ingrained in you since you were a child . It 's not surprising you experienced some of those images while you were unconscious . I saw my mother , Chakotay . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ B'Elanna ... your mother ... the Barge of the Dead ... these are just symbols . It 's your subconscious mind trying to tell you something . Tell me what ? That my mother is going to hell ? You need time to digest what you experienced . You have to interpret the symbols and search for their meaning . What if there is no symbolism to interpret ? What if the afterlife is real ? I 'm an engineer . My whole life , I 've immersed myself in science and ... and schematics . But what if it 's time to start looking beyond that ? My grandfather used to ... think he could transform himself into a wolf , so that he could venture out to explore the spirit realm . It was real to him . As real as what you experienced was to you , but that does n't mean he grew hair all over his body and walked around on all fours . My mother has been on my mind a lot lately . We just had a big anniversary . It 's been @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so real . I could taste the blood in the air . I could feel the wind . I was seasick from the rocking of the boat . Hi . Hi . What are you reading ? The paq'batlh . It 's a sacred Klingon scroll . Find anything ? You do n't want to know . Oh , come on . It ca n't be that bad . You want to bet ? I found out why my mother is on her way to Gre'thor . It 's because I sent her there . What do you mean ? The sins of the child . She 's being punished for my dishonor . I turned my back on everything Klingon , and now she has to pay the price . B'Elanna , you ca n't even be sure your mother is dead , much less blame yourself for what happens to her in some afterlife . Look at this . The Eleventh Tome of Klavek . It 's a story about Kahless returning from the dead ... " still bearing a wound from the afterlife " - - a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The same thing happened to me . B'Elanna , this ... And the only reason Kahless was in the afterlife to begin with was to rescue his brother from the Barge of the Dead and deliver him to Sto - Vo - Kor . Okay . Do n't you see ? I have a chance to rescue my mother if I can accept responsibility for her dishonor before she passes through the gates of Gre'thor . I have to go back . Whoa . Wait a minute . What do you mean , " go back " ? I ca n't let her suffer for what I 've done . It 's the only way . B'Elanna , I respect what you believe in , but you 're starting to scare me . I 'm scaring myself . It 's a controlled procedure . I 'll be under constant supervision . The Doctor can simulate the conditions of the ion storm . He 's agreed to help me , but only with your permission . I 'm still not inclined to grant your request . Are you telling me that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm not going to let you turn this into a debate about freedom of worship . But that 's what it is . There 's a limit to how far I 'll let religious practices go aboard this ship . If your belief system required you to sacrifice a child to your gods , I would n't allow that , either . That 's an absurd example . You want to simulate a near- death experience , so you can revisit the Barge of Death , and you 're telling me what 's absurd ? Bottom line , B'Elanna- - l 'm not going to let you risk your life for this . Captain , please . Request denied . What I do with my own life is one thing , but to know that I have condemned my mother ... that because of what I 've done , she 's ... I appreciate what you 're trying to say , B'Elanna , but whatever you experienced , it was n't real . It does n't matter if you think it was real . It was real to me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ca n't ignore that . I need to confront what 's happened . I 'm sorry . You know , you 're just like her . Lieutenant ? My mother . You 're as dedicated to Starfleet principles as she was to Klingon honor . I know that we have n't always seen eye to eye , but despite our differences , you helped me become a good officer and I 'd like to think that you 're proud of me for it . I am . My mother never had the chance to be proud of me . I 'd like her to know me the way you do . I do n't want her to die thinking of me as a disgrace . You have to let me do this . I ca n't believe the Captain is allowing this . One minute , you 're in a coma . The next , you 're a born- again Klingon ? I- l just do n't get it . I 'm not sure I get it , either . I just know this is something I have to do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you to explore your spirituality . Go to church , or something ? It would n't be enough . Look , I 'll read the scrolls . I 'll learn Klingon . We 'll figure this out ... together . Next time . I just hope there is a next time . There will be . Report . I 've examined the sensor logs from the shuttle mission . I should be able to re- create the exact conditions that triggered her near- death experience . Good . B'Elanna ? I 'm ready . Be careful . You 'll have an hour to do whatever it is you need to do . At the first sign of trouble , we 're bringing you out . Understood ? Computer ... erect an isolation field around the Surgical Bay . Decrease oxygen concentration within the force field by 27 percent . Begin ionizing the enclosed atmosphere to 5,000 particles per cubic meter . She 's unconscious . Neural activity is decreasing to 87 percent ... 62 percent ... Synaptic function is failing . Compensating . Neural activity is nominal . She 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are taking in just enough oxygen to keep her brain from necrotizing . Qapla ' , B'Elanna . sus'ag Gre'thor qay . Mother . Stay away . You are an illusion . You 're a kos'kari trying to lure me away . Mother , it 's me . It 's me . B'Elanna ? No . Then you died as well ? I 've come to lift your dishonor . But you do n't believe in Sto - Vo - Kor . A lot 's happened since the last time I saw you . I 've changed . Not enough . It was you who brought this damnation upon me . If you had n't tried to , to force me to become a warrior ... I tried to guide you in the ways of a Klingon . You tried a little too hard . If you had listened to me when you were younger , we would n't be on the Barge of the Dead . You were always running away . You drove me away ... the same way you drove away my father . He abandoned us @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't bear to be around anything Klingon ... including me . I wanted to give you honor . And if you had understood that , I would not be on my way to Gre'thor . We 're on the Barge of the Dead ... and we 're still having the same argument we were having ten years ago . Look , if I have dishonored you , I am truly sorry . Are you ? You have too much anger in your heart to be sorry . Oh , we do n't have time for this if we 're going to perform the transference . is that how you intend to lift my dishonor ? By taking my place ? Oh , do n't worry . I have no intention of being on this barge when it gets to Gre'thor . We 've got just enough time to perform the ritual before my crew resuscitates me . Oh . I should have known you 'd choose the easy way . What are you talking about ? Do you know the risks I 've taken to save you ? You still @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ face damnation with what little honor you have left me than cheat my way into Sto - Vo - Kor . There she is . Bring them . The mongrel child has returned . I 'm here to take my mother 's place . B'Elanna ! You wish to claim her dishonor as your own ? Yes . You 're willing to die for her ? Yes . Release her to Sto - Vo - Kor . No ! Keep her quiet ! Silence ! It 's not your decision . She has the right to reclaim your honor . Once we have reached Gre'thor and you are within its gates , I will release her . No . Now . You 're very impatient . Time must be slipping away in the living world . You 're concerned that your friends will revive you before you complete your deception . Did you really think I could be fooled so easily ? I will die for her . No tricks , no games . I will take her place honorably . Like a Klingon . If you choose this path @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . No ! I forbid it ! I understand . Your dishonor has been lifted . Sto - Vo - Kor awaits you . I will not abandon my daughter . She has made the choice . Go ! Daughter of Miral , embrace your fate . Vih . Her neural patterns are breaking down . I 'm initiating emergency resuscitation . Vent the ionized particles . 20 milligrams cordrazine now ! I 'm deactivating the force field . Welcome to Gre'thor . This is n't Gre'thor . Oh , I assure you it is . You 've taken your mark . What is this , some kind of a joke ? This is no laughing matter . You 've met Mr . Neelix , our Ambassador to the recently deceased . Questions , comments , suggestions ... he 's your man . If you 'll follow me . By the way , I 'll be performing an aria from Berlioz 's Faust tomorrow night in Holodeck 2 . Feel free to stop by . 15 decks . Computers augmented with bio- neural circuitry . Top cruising speed : warp @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . No Fek'lhr ? No Cavern of Despair ? Do n't need them . I do n't consider Voyager hell ! Are you sure ? Have you ever been truly happy here ? If you thought 50 years aboard this ship would be difficult , try eternity . Ej im- ta fey DE- ja i ejdahk- so - TAS ghos va Skral byteek Empa jaj law- mooch jaj- push ... This is a great day for B'Elanna Torres , a day when we pay tribute to her dishonor . She 's not responding to the cordrazine . Neural activity at 48 percent ... 37 . We 're losing her . We have to stabilize her synaptic functions . I 'm attempting a direct neural resequencing . B'Elanna 's misdeeds have led her to Gre'thor . She comes with no valor , no glory ... nothing to celebrate in song and story . You really have no one to blame but yourself . You 've kept us all at arm 's length , even Tom , who you claim to love . Here , here . I tried to assist you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You 're stubborn . She inherited that from her mother along with the forehead . What do you think of the afterlife so far ? It 's not exactly what I had in mind . Are you interpreting all the symbols ? Searching your subconscious for their meaning ? Lieutenant Torres ... defend yourself . Captain ? What are you still doing here ? I 've released you to Sto - Vo - Kor . You ca n't free me until you free yourself . I do n't understand . You never did . I did everything that the ritual told me to do . I came back for you ... Forget the ritual . It 's meaningless . Meaningless ? I died for you . No , you did n't . It 's not your time . You still do n't understand this journey . Then tell me . Request denied . What do you want ? Who are you asking ? You , Kahless , the tooth fairy ! Anybody who will tell me what I am supposed to do ! You are the only one who can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Neural activity 's at 23 percent . initiate cortical stimulation . Pulses at 50 millijoules . No effect . increase to 70 millijoules . Come on , B'Elanna . Defend yourself . You want me to fight ? You want me to be a good little Klingon ? is that it ? You 've let your anger consume you . Now it 's consuming us . She has condemned us all . Misery loves company . Get away from me ! Or what ? You 'll kill us where we stand ? Tell me what you want me to be ! A good Starfleet officer ? A good Maquis ? Lover ? Daughter ? Just tell me what you want from me ! We do n't want anything from you , B'Elanna . We only want you . We 're not your enemies . Defend yourself . I do n't know how . I am so tired of fighting . We know . You 've taken the first step of your journey . And what about you ? We will see each other again . In Sto - Vo - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Or maybe ... when you get home . Mother ? Oh , God , I 'm alive . Welcome back .

@@5232241 All right , let 's go . I was supposed to be at the club half an hour ago . Hey , are you a good witch or a bad witch ? I am going to be a very good witch from now on . And you picked a role model who wears lots and lots of pink ? - Yes . - Glinda helped innocents , did n't she ? - Yes . - You had the answer all along ? That 's not help , that 's mind games . I 'm not gon na let you spoil my new attitude . I 'm going to celebrate the witch 's holiday with enthusiasm . The problem is , you never know what you 're celebrating - when you celebrate Halloween . - Details . Where 's Darryl ? He 's in the kitchen , on the phone . Hook-nosed hags riding broomsticks , that 's what we 're celebrating . Personally , I am offended by the representation of witches in popular culture . Right , which is why you 're dressed as the mistress of the dark . This costume happens to be a protest statement @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time . - Thanks . - Amazing . Let 's go . All right , inspector . Put down the phone and nobody gets hurt . Yeah , sweetie , I got ta go . Give your folks my love , okay ? I miss you guys . - Nice costume . - Yeah , it 's from my rookie days . - Still fits . - Yeah , mine too . Is n't that from World War II ? Who are you ? I 'll explain on the way . So in the meantime , we can just stick together , since we are both dateless . He 's not dateless , he 's married . You 're dateless because you 're picky . No . I 'm not settling , all right . The perfect guy is out there , a real man , and I will find him , trust me . And they 're gon na love the popcorn and caramel in your teeth too . All right , Darryl , let 's go . Somebody , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have to wait for Cole . Cole Turner ? The ADA ? You 're dating him ? No , I just sort of invited him to go along with us . It was n't set in stone or anything , but something must 've come up . Hey . Hey , cool costumes , dudes . What the hell are you doing ? Belthazor ? I use the name Cole here . Let him go . We do n't need him . Not to get the Charmed Ones . My next question , did n't they already get you two years ago ? - Yeah , but it 's Halloween . When the veil between worlds thin when the demons who know how can return to seek their revenge . I know . Which is why I have a different plan for the witches . One that does n't include you . One that 's been approved by the Triad . We do n't answer to anyone anymore . We 're dead . There 's dead and there 's dead . Fine . I 'll just move up my timetable @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ though . I want a picture of all of us first , but I have to get my broomstick . clich��� ? . Come on , you guys , hurry up . Trick or treat . Oh , my God , that is so weird , they look just like the Grim ... - " Uh-oh " what ? - Piper . Prue . Phoebe . Did n't we vanquish them already ? That 's not what I wanted to warn you about . What do you mean ? That 's what I wanted to warn you about . Look out ! Leo , what the hell is ... ? Wait ! They do n't know what 's happening ! This is n't good , right ? - Is everybody okay ? - Too soon to tell . Did the Grimlocks do this ? Unless we 're dead and this is the hereafter , I do n't think so . Eternally Elvira . All right . - So this sort of looks like an altar . - A witch 's altar . What 's going on ? There they are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ! - Not good , not good , not good . We 're not in Kansas anymore . Come along ! Over there ! Come with me this way . Do n't tell me we 've time-travelled again . I hate time-travelling . You do ? I was burned at the stake last time , remember ? All right , let 's make sure that does n't happen again . From what they 're wearing , it looks to be , what , 16 , 1700s ? Where the life expectancy of the average witch is , what , 15 minutes . Find anything , Micah ? No , nothing here . - Ride on . - Ride on , men ! Hey , why did n't you let me freeze him ? I do n't know , there was just something ... Okay , you know what ? I do n't care why we 're here or how we got here , I just wan na get home . I 've got a life to live and decorations to hang , so where 's the damn vortex ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 've ever seen . Actually , except for that blond with the funky snake tongue thingy . - What are they ? - I do n't know . How do you know they did n't make the girls disappear ? Because this is different . This is a time portal that my bosses sent them through . Which is closed now , damn it . - Who are you ? - I 'm their ... Never mind . It 's too complicated . I got ta get you out of here before they unfreeze . - Hold it , I 'm not going anywhere . - I 've got ta figure out a way to get rid of these demons before the girls return , otherwise they 'll be sitting ducks . - Are you sure they 're coming back ? - They better be . They got ta do it before Halloween ends too , which means ... Which means you 're gon na need my help . You do n't know what you 're up against here . The problem is , neither do you , which @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ help you figure it out . They 're like sisters to me , Leo . All right . Phoebe said that she thought they had vanquished these demons before , so the first thing we have to do is ... Run . Come on , let 's go ! At least we ca n't die . They can . We have to figure out where the witches went . We know where they went . Cole got them . But if he fails , they 'll be back . And they 'll be in our way . Blessed be . Our prayers have been answered . - We need your help . - Excuse me ? Forgive me for the manner in which you were brought here , but we had to make sure you were who we 'd sent for . This doorway would have told us if you were evil . - Where can we get one of those ? - All right , wait . Who do you think we are ? The most powerful good witches of all time , of course . - Okay , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Eva . A midwife , a witch , and a free citizen of the colony of Virginia . These good women are my coven . Come . Now , we do n't have much time . No one can suspect that you 've come to us from the future . - This is for you . - Witches must not have to hide in your time . - What year are you from ? - 2000 . - What year is it now ? - 1670 . All right , so why do you need our help ? To save a magical baby who 's prophesied to be born tonight . - Save it from who ? - A dark practitioner . She kidnapped the baby 's mother in hopes of raising the child evil . If that happens , good magic will never flourish in the New World . You must rescue Charlotte so that you can bring her here and we can deliver her baby within our own protective circle . Wait a minute , you have the power to bring us through time but you do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , we cast spells to prepare your way of course , but we know it was the power of All Hallows Eve that brought you here , not us . All Hallows Eve ? A witch 's most sacred day . The day when the source of all magic can be tapped into . How can you not know about All Hallows Eve ? It is n't what it used to be . Wait a minute . You can tap into that power to send us home , right ? We assumed you could . They assumed that we could . Okay , well , Piper , I have an idea . So , what time is it ? It 's 2:15 . You 've made a big clock so small , you must possess great magic . Just a good credit card . Okay , excuse us for a minute . Can we talk ? All right , I think that I have this figured out . I think that they sent us here , and that 's what Leo was trying to tell us . Leave it to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right , but if I 'm right , the only way that they are going to let us go home is if we bring that baby back here by midnight . - All right , Eva , do you have a plan ? - Yes . This vial holds a potion which will put the men who guard the house to sleep . Then you 'll use your powers to bring the mother back here . Easy for her to say . We must be careful . Looks like they 're having a party . It 's the kidnapper , Ruth Cobb . She 's doing it pretending to mock All Hallows Eve , but I know better . She 's really doing it to tap into the powers of dark magic . - Looks like our welcoming committee . - Witch hunters . Hunters of good witches , maybe . They work for Ruth . They 're after us . Not all of them . Beware the talismans . They 've barred our way each time we tried to rescue Charlotte . Oh , honey , those do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from . - No , you do n't realize ... Witches ! There they are ! What the hell was that ? - The talismans ? - No way they have that much power . They never have before . Ruth 's using the magic of All Hallows Eve . - Guards ! - All right , I got them . I got them . What just happened ? What 's the matter ? I do n't know . Piper ! - Use your powers . - We do n't have any . - What ? - Run ! Oh , God . It appears your witch friend has brought others to try and rescue you again . Unfortunately , she 's been wounded . Oh , easy now , Charlotte . We would n't want anything bad to happen to your baby , now would we ? I wo n't let you have my baby . Oh , you wo n't have a choice . Especially since somebody very special has recently arrived to ensure it . - How much longer , Ruth ? - Soon . By nightfall @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Care to share your secrets ? Who are you ? Where do you come from , pray tell ? I come from the future . To change it . Eva , we 're sorry . We did n't know that our powers were n't ... Just leave us . Just go back to wherever it is you came from . We asked for the most powerful witches of all time , and instead we get powerless frauds . Okay , I know you 're a little disappointed , but " frauds " is a little harsh , do n't you think ? We do have powers , we just ... Or at least , we had them , we just ca n't access them right now . Maybe that 's because technically we do n't really exist yet , so neither do our powers . Protecting this baby is my destiny . How can we come this far just to fail ? We 're asking ourselves the same thing . Bite down . What are you doing ? - Cauterising her wound . - No , no , no , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but we do have basics . Just get some hot water and some soap and some clean cloths . Hurry . Eva , do n't give up on us yet , all right . I know that we can help . Yeah , we 've been through tougher jams than this before . - We have ? - Have n't we ? We were born witches . That makes us innately magical . Maybe you can just teach us how to tap into it . - There 's not enough time . - We 're quick studies . That thing 's not gon na work on them . Maybe not , but it makes them think twice about it . Otherwise they would 've blasted in on us by now . - Plus , it 's the only thing we got . - Maybe not . I think I found out who they are . " Grimlocks : underground demons who are sensitive to light and steal children 's sight so they can see the aura that surrounds good people and strangle them with it . " That snake-tongued @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's a vanquishing potion here . We ca n't keep waiting here . We should be downstairs , waiting for the witches . We ca n't absorb any more wounds . If they come into range , we wo n't have to . Darryl . I told you you did n't know what you were up against . Who are you ? Come on , we got a potion to cook up . Your contractions are coming closer together . It wo n't be long now . Do n't touch me . There 's no need for you to be any more uncomfortable than you have to be . Really ? Then let me go . I beg you . Even if I could , it would n't help . Another would be sent to take you right back . What ? What do you see ? A force of great good . From your time . Here for the baby as well . Three of them . I 'm not surprised . My travelling here undoubtedly alerted the other side . - But this new force ... - If @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ handle them . You just make sure she stays here through midnight . Here . Dolls ? We tap into our powers with dolls ? It 's not just a doll , it 's a totem . It reminds us of the wisdom and the power of women . Okay , but what does it have to do with ? The witch 's journey is a walk of wisdom collected over the years , Phoebe . Wisdom gives us power . Power frightens the fearful and ignorant . Well , that would certainly explain why in our time , witches are made to look silly on Halloween . And this magic , this knowledge , is forgotten ? We could get it back if you teach us . Here . The conical hat is a spiritual point . It helps to channel our magic . Keeps us centred , focused . The apple holds a pentacle in its heart . Add a laurel leaf , you will block the path of evil . - A simple laurel leaf ? - Simple , but powerful . Remember , there is magic @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's with the masks ? Demons walk freely on All Hallows Eve . So a mask allows you to hide your identity , walk amongst them . Can I see that ? Okay , now , do n't tell me you ride around on this thing . Anything 's possible . Here . The broom 's traditional purpose is to sweep evil from your path . Sweep east to west , same path as the sun travels . Like anything else in magic , it 's how you do it . With knowledge and reverence . Wow , do I feel silly . - What happened ? - Nothing . - Must 've been just a spark . - No . You felt the power . All right , Sally will go with you to Ruth 's house . She 'll give you the last few things you 'll need . I wish I could go with you . We 'll do great . You 've armed us well . Remember , connect with the power of this day . Will you know what they look like ? What are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the house . The house is guarded by men and magic . Charlotte 's not going anywhere . I 've seen the future , Ruth . Your ignorance is your destiny . Charlotte should be in the bedroom at the top of the stairs . Be careful . Ruth 's guards are everywhere . If they see you with these tools , they 'll know you as witches . - Do n't worry , we wo n't fail this time . - I know you wo n't . Which of you - will be standing guard for the others ? - Phoebe . If need be , this will turn away evil spirits . Perhaps even the demon you think Ruth summoned . You 're kidding , right ? - Okay , you 're not kidding . - Blessed be . Good luck . All right . - Trick or treat . - Oh , boy . Care to know your future , milady ? Oh , no , thanks , I 'm pretty familiar with it already . Are you certain ? I can show you the first initial @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can do that ? - With a simple peel of the apple . - Prove it . And why would you be interested , sir ? And why would n't you be ? Okay . How do I do it ? First , you must fill your heart with only thoughts of love . And close your eyes and blow on the peel . Drop the peel into the water . - And watch . - And how is it that apple - knows this big secret ? - It 's simple , milady . Apples are the fruit of knowledge . It is C . The name of your true love begins with a C . Cole . Witch ! No . Phoebe ! - Those two as well ! - Hey ! - There 's your three . - Hang the witches . - Hang them . - Hang them ! - Hang them all ! - My pleasure . - Take them from here . - Hang them ! Take them away . To the woods . Hang them . Take them away . Come along . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hang , witch . Onward . Ride on . My apologies . A little trick I learned from the French . Run the noose line to the waist . Yeah , well , it 's a really good thing the other guards did n't see you do that . Wait a minute . I do n't understand . How did you know you could trust him ? By the look in his eyes . So that would be the second time that you 've saved our necks . And what beautiful necks they are . I 'm Micah . I 'm charmed . All right , I hate to bust up the balcony scene , Romeo , but why do you keep saving us ? And why are you running with the witch hunters ? So I can undo their work whenever possible . I 've seen what dark magic can do . If you 're fighting that , I 'm on your side . And I should get back before anyone gets suspicious . Thank you . Another time . Who was that masked man ? Okay , you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in colonial Virginia , Prue . We need to get out of here . Pay attention . Okay , any idea how we 're gon na save the baby ? Well , they think we 're dead now . They certainly are n't expecting us . Right . Besides , you guys we 're witches , and it 's All Hallows Eve , so ... - All right , glow elsewhere . - Oh , right . We need more thyme . I ca n't help you there , buddy . It 's almost nightfall . No , I 'm talking about an herb , it 's for the potion . It 's over there . - Thyme , right ? - Yeah . Do you think they know what we 're doing in here ? Probably . It 'd explain why they have n't burst in on us yet . - Trick-or-treaters ? - Or a trap . Did n't you say those things steal kids ' sight ? No , I should go . I can orb . Which might be exactly what they 're waiting for . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ happens , you make sure you bring the girls home safe whoever you are . - Trick or treat . - Spread the word . We 're out of candy . I do n't see Ruth or the guards . What time is it ? It 's ... It 's 6 . And we 're running out of time and magic . - It does n't change what we have to do . - How will we get past the talismans ? - Do you remember what Eva said ? - The " powerless frauds " part ? No , the " magic is all around us " part . Well , it 's time we learned how to access that to sweep away evil . What , no funny hat ? Lavender . Did n't she say that was a protection herb ? Yes , and the wisdom of the women before us will guide us again . Okay , get sweeping . Okay , which way is east ? That way . - Did you see that ? - Yeah , keep going . - It 's working @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Micah . - Prue , you ca n't . Wrong . - They found him out . - We have to get to Charlotte . What would he want you to do ? - Hi . - Who are you ? Eva sent us . Charlotte , we 're here to take you back . You 're lying . I do n't believe ... Okay , okay . How does Lamaze breathing go ? Oh , that 's it . Oh , God . Okay , try this . Okay , we 'll do this . How are you making the pain go away ? Good magic . Just keep breathing . - Good magic ? - Acupressure . Good idea . All right . We need to get you out of here . Come on , honey . It 's okay . - Oh , her water just broke . - I see that . It serves you well . - Quickly , check the house ! - No . I know these witches . They 've already got Charlotte . Follow me . I know where they 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ while longer , we 're almost there . - I ca n't . I 'm sorry . - Yes , Charlotte . - You can do this . - No . - Charlotte . - The baby 's coming now . Oh , God . Okay . Easy , easy . It 's almost 11 . Do you think they gave up on us ? - No , I do n't think so . - All right , what do we have ? We got big problems , a little time and a little magic . Did n't Eva say something about Charlotte giving birth - in a protective circle ? - Can we make one of those ? I do n't know , we 've got lavender and ... Is n't rosemary supposed to be good for protection ? Apples and laurel leaves block the path of evil . Put it all together , it may just work . - Who 's gon na deliver the baby ? - Personally , I think you should , considering we know you 're gon na have one in the future . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Go . - I always get the messy jobs . All right , if ever there was a time that we were going to connect , it needs to be now . So , Phoebe , form a circle , I 'll work on the apples . Over here . Okay , you 're gon na have to try and be kind of quiet . Okay , I know , I 'm sorry . Okay . Do n't worry . Everything 's under control . Oh , my God . I see it . I see it . - Really ? - Phoebe , the circle . - The circle . - Okay . Just ... Just try not to push , okay . - This baby is coming . - Yeah , well , so are they . Okay , we can do this . - Yes , we can do this . - We have to do this . All right , here . Knowledge and reverence . Knowledge and reverence Knowledge and reverence Knowledge and reverence - What are you doing ? - Seeing what they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . All right . Put it all together , it 's gon na work . Come on . They 've connected . - It 's over . - No , not yet . How cool is that ? It actually worked . - Or not . - It does n't stop bullets . We are running out of ammo . Prue , it 's not like an apple is gon na stop them anyway . It 's a girl . Piper , get Charlotte and the baby out of here . Okay , I think I have an idea of what might really scare them . What are you gon na do ? I 'm going to embrace the clich��� ? . There is something you do n't see every day . - A flying witch ! - Their power is great ! Got ta give them credit . They 're awfully good . It 's all right . Time 's on my side . Blessed be . - Is n't the future beautiful ? - It is , thanks to you . You found the power . You showed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ now know where all that flying hag stuff started . You only have yourself to blame , right , Pheebs ? I know it and I love it . Now if I could just figure out how to take it back with me . Hey , what are they waiting for ? Why have n't they sent us home yet ? Maybe we have n't learned everything that we 're supposed to yet . Well , it 's almost midnight , so if we 're gon na learn anything more , we better hurry . I promise my daughter will know of you . Of the three powerful witches who came to bring her into this world . And we 'll always be grateful . Wo n't we , Melinda ? Melinda ? Yes , Melinda . Melinda Warren . What is it ? I ... I think we 're related . I told you they 'd come . Hey . Hey , have n't I vanquished you somewhere before ? Are you guys all right ? Are we all right ? Are you all right ? - It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about it . - Darryl ? - Prue ? I got it . Okay , open your eyes . Happy Halloween . Use that broom with reverence . Hey , Halloween is now officially my favourite holiday . - Who knew ? - We did n't . But we should have . So much knowledge , so much power that we lost . But we 'll get it back . Okay , well , one crash course at a time . Yeah . It 's too bad Darryl did n't feel up to celebrating with us . He saw a lot today . I think he needs some time to sort it all out . Yeah , well , so do we . I mean , it 's bad enough that the Triad wants us dead , but to send someone back to wipe out our whole line ? Do your bosses have any clue who it is ? None that they 're sharing . I think it was that guy who was hitting on Phoebe at the party . Hang on . Not every guy I meet wants to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you saved Melinda . And that 's all that matters . And I helped to deliver our great , great , great-whatever . Great-grandmother . Too bad we could n't save her from moving from Virginia to Salem . That would 've been nice . Yeah , well , you ca n't change history , for better or worse . Excuse me . - Hi . - Micah ? Mitch , actually . Forgive my directness , but I 've been watching you from across the room . Have we met ? You know , that 's funny , I was gon na ask you the same thing . My turn . - Hey . - Hey . I was beginning to think I got stood up . Yeah , sorry . Work , you know . I guess I just lost track of time . That 's okay . I got kind of hung up myself . So you 're an angel . This ? No , not really . That 's okay . Neither am I .

@@5232341 - lt sure is cold here . - l know . If we 're lucky , maybe we 'll have a white Christmas . That 'd be kind of neat . - Hey , it was fun travelling with you . - You too . And thanks for listening to me . What else was I gon na do for 1 6 hours ? Thanks a lot . Good luck , Steve . And I hope that , you know , you find her . Well , everybody 's got a real mom out there somewhere , right ? Harry , go get the car . There 's our baby . Hey , I got ta go . That 's my mom . Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . - How are you ? - Great . So over here is our entire skin care line . Now , the kits come pre-wrapped . The customers like it that way . Oh , and you remember what I told you about filling out the invoices ? I think so . Always add everything up on the calculator first , - just to make sure the figures match . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Time to party . Diedre ? Thanks for the opportunity . What the hell , it 's Christmas . Good morning , ladies . Brenda . Hi , guys . What are you doing here ? What do you mean ? I love this place . Besides , you 're the first one of my friends who 's had a real job . So is there anything that I can help you with today ? Oh , please , listen to you . Come on , this is serious . Okay . Pretend like you 're showing us this jewellery so we can keep talking . All right , I really think you should take a look at these . Oh , very nice . You know , I 'm really starting to get worried about Steve . - Yeah , he 's been gone four days . - Nobody 's talked to him . His mom keeps calling my house . She 's totally freaked out . Maybe we should n't have let him go . - Kelly , what could we have done ? - l know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ miss him . I do . I mean , especially around Christmas , you know ? He 'd always buy me something really nice , even though we were n't going out . What if he never comes back ? Look , guys , why do n't you come over tonight ? Brandon and my dad are out buying a Christmas tree and we 'll all get together and do sort of a tree-trimming thing . You guys have n't bought your tree yet ? There are only two days till Christmas . - We 've had ours for a week . - lt 's a family tradition . We always wait two days before Christmas . That way , you get the freshest tree . I mean , it 's a family tradition . We always wait until two days before Christmas . That way , we always get the freshest tree . Dad , these trees do n't look too healthy . You should have been here a week ago . We had lots of healthy trees . Look at this , the needles are brown . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We spray them with water every day , but there 's only so much you can do . The sun just wilts them . Come on . We 'll go somewhere else . You 're not gon na do better than here . It 's the same all over . - We 'll see . Merry Christmas . - Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . Do n't worry , we 'll get a great tree , you 'll see . It 's 90 degrees here . Yes , that 's right , you heard me , nine-oh . I mean , I 'm sitting here in my shorts . It is ? It 's really snowing ? You 're gon na have a white Christmas . Oh , that 's what I miss the most . Mom , I got ta go . That 's Jim and Brandon with the tree . Well , yes , of course , we still have Christmas trees here . I 'll call you later . Listen , give my love to Dad . Bye-bye . - Come on , Brandon , lift ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , let me see . Easy , easy . Jim , what happened to the tree ? I mean , it 's - - l think the word you 're looking for is " dead , " Mom . It 's not really dead , it 's just kind of wilted . What do you mean , wilted ? I mean , could n't you find a green tree ? Well , not in this heat . And not when you go to buy it two days before Christmas . Come on , it 's not really that bad . Yes , it is , Jim . I 'm sorry , but yes , it is that bad . Well , what do you want me to do about it ? We should have gone back to my mother 's . Cindy , we did that last year . All of us crammed into your parents ' house . The trees are green and there 's snow on the ground . Honey , we live here now . We ca n't keep running back to Minneapolis every Christmas . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wants to eat in this heat ? Let 's not get crazy now , Mom , okay ? Look , come on . It 'll be a fine Christmas , you 'll see . We 've got to do something about this tree . Brandon , what are you doing ? Brenda , you were n't supposed to see this . Why are you spray-painting our Christmas tree ? - Well ... - Oh , that 's looking much better . Yeah , hang a little tinsel on it , you wo n't be able to tell the difference . Well , Christmas in Beverly Hills . I mean , it 's not natural . I do n't know , it seemed pretty natural to the hordes of shoppers that were in the store today . Oh , how was the job ? Exhausting . But I made some good sales . I might be able to actually buy you guys something nice this year . Oh , well , honey , it 's the thought that counts . You tell her , Mom . Yes , but good presents @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you guys understand the importance of the giving spirit of Christmastime . Well , frankly , I 'm having a hard time thinking about Christmas at all . It feels like the middle of August . Next year , we 'll get a fake one . Was that Cindy Walsh or Ebenezer Scrooge ? Well , Mom 's just having a little trouble adjusting to Christmas here in sunny Southern California . You got ta admit , it does take some getting used to . So , what do you think ? It 's the thought that counts . - You guys are so Christmassy . - What do you mean ? The lights on the house , the big tree , all these old-fashioned ornaments that have probably been in your family for generations . Kelly , they were giving these away last year at Jack in the Box . is there something wrong with this tree ? No . Why do you say that ? I do n't know . It 's , like , kind of a funky colour . It just got warped by the heat @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ shut up and keep trimming . Still suffering a little geographic dislocation ? I guess so . - We 'll get used to it . - Thought we had . Listen , why do n't we have a Minneapolis Christmas right here ? We can invite all the kids ' friends over for Christmas Eve , - start a new tradition . - We could do that . Yeah , I bet a few of those kids out there would love to be part of a real family Christmas . Oh , my God , I do n't believe it ! Oh , how cute . Those are from when we were little guys . I have n't seen those in years . " And the stockings were hung by the chimney with care , in hopes that St . Nick would soon be there . " Kelly , please , put those away . Cold apple cider . I 'll go for that . Thanks , Mom . Well , you guys just could n't wait to get up those stockings , huh ? Busted . Well , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , everybody . You know , back in Minneapolis , we always had these huge Christmas Eve dinners . We 'd invite our whole family and friends and we 'd exchange gifts and sing carols . And they always ended up in this huge snowball fight out in the backyard . Well , anyway , we 're gon na skip the snowball fight this year , but in honour of our first Beverly Hills Christmas , I want to invite everyone to spend Christmas Eve here , with your families , and so we can begin a new tradition . Hey , come on , it 'll be fun . Well , I 'd love to Mrs . Walsh , but we 're all going skiing in Mammoth over Christmas . Oh , well , that 's terrific . What about you , Kelly ? Well , for the first time since I can ever remember , my mom is going to make Christmas dinner at our house . We 're having it with David Silver and his dad . Really ? Your mother 's cooking ? I 'm afraid @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean , it 's weird . Oh , it 's wonderful . What about you , Dylan ? I assume you 're gon na spend Christmas with us . Actually , I 'm gon na go and visit my dad . You are ? I thought you were having dinner with us ? Well , yeah , Bren , but I mean , my dad 's alone in jail and it is Christmas Eve . Of course , Dylan . I mean , of course , you have to be with him . Thank you , though , for the invite . Hey , wait a second . What about Steve ? I knew somebody was missing . You guys , Steve went to find his mother . - What ? - l thought his mother lived here . No . Supposedly , she lives somewhere in New Mexico . His real mother , that is . Steve 's adopted . I did n't know that . Yeah , she told him to go for it , if it 's what he had to do . Well , it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ most parents who give their kids up for adoption do n't necessarily wan na be found . Well , I guess that 's just something Steve will have to deal with . That is , of course , assuming he can find her . Brandon , I mean , does he even know her name ? All I know is that my mother 's name was Karen Brown and I was born May 1 5th , 1 7 years ago . Are you sure it was this hospital ? No , but it was this town . Then it was probably here . Can I see some identification , please ? Yeah , sure . I do n't know how I 've gotten along this far without having a copy of my birth certificate . I 'll be right back . Dr . Rosen , Dr . Rosen , please call your office . is that it ? - lt appears so . - Can I have it ? I did n't realise you were under 1 8 . Under the circumstances , I 'm going to have to request @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ record . - You ca n't be serious . - l 'm afraid so . Look , Sister . I 've travelled a long way to be here , by bus , okay ? So why do n't we make one little exception to the rule . - And it 'll be our little secret , okay ? - l 'm sorry . Come back after your parent has signed this form . If I knew who my real parent was , I would n't be here . Okay , suppose I made a little donation to your favourite charity . Yeah . I should 've known you guys are n't the types to go for bribes . Dr . Morgan , please report to Emergency . You can look at it . Dr . Patrick , report to Reception Area 2 . But I ca n't let it leave this counter . Thank you , Sister . Believe me , he 'd be pleased . " Steven Brown . Born the 1 5th of May in Albuquerque , New Mexico to Karen Brown . " This is it . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here . Mother 's mailing address . You do n't mind if I write this down , do you ? 5595 Navajo Trail . Merry Christmas , Sister . I wo n't forget you for this . Merry Christmas . Order 's up , Brandon ! Come on , Nat , give me a break . Where 's your Christmas spirit , huh ? It always goes south around cold burgers . - Come on , move , move . - Yeah . Well , sir , what can I get for you ? How about a nice cup of java , on the house ? On the house . That 'd be nice . I 'm kind of busted . Okay , sure . I 'm kind of hungry too . Let me see what I can do . Hey , Nat , do you think we can rustle something up for the old guy over there ? I think he 's homeless and , you know , tomorrow 's Christmas . - Jeez , it 's already starting . - What are you talking about ? Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ serve free dinners . But it looks like they 're starting to flood in early . Why did n't you tell me ? You spend Christmas with your family . No , no way , forget it , I 'll be here . What time ? Noon . But you do n't have to . Nat , what am I gon na do , abandon you on Christmas ? - l 'll be here , all right ? - Okay . So , what do I tell him ? Get him the special . But that 's it , no substitutions . - Okay , Nat . - l got something to show you . - Here you go , sir . - Oh , thanks . - l got some food coming for you too . - Oh , it 'll be nice . I wear it every year . That 's great . I bet you make a great Santa Claus . What 's that supposed to mean ? Saved by the bell . Order 's up . Come on , enough of this Christmas cheer . Let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Okay . This is it . Wait a minute , this ca n't be it . 5595 Navajo Trail . But I 'm looking for a house . Oh , there used to be some houses there . But that was a long time ago . Could you just take me back to my hotel ? - Do n't you go to Beverly High School ? - No , I go to West Beverly . - Hey , chief . - Hey , Brandon . Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . - So , what can I do you for ? - Maybe a slice of that peach pie . Sounds like trouble . The only time you come in here and eat pie is when you 're depressed . What 's the matter , Andrea , you miss school already ? Do n't worry , we 'll be back at school in a week and the paper will still be there . - That 's not it , Brandon . - Well , then what is it ? Oh , it 's all this Christmas stuff . Christmas @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Brandon . We do n't celebrate Hanukkah , either . My parents think it 's easier that way . You know , just kind of ignore both , as if that is remotely possible . Do n't feel left out . Why do n't you come over to my house ? My mom makes a killer Christmas dinner . She 's dying for company . I ca n't . I promised my grandma I 'd go to the movies with her . She loves going on Christmas Eve . There are never any lines . - So bring her with you . - l do n't know . Christmas is n't exactly her kind of thing . You know what I mean ? Excuse me . Brandon , have you seen my Santa outfit ? Well , yeah , you were just showing it to me over here a second ago . I know . I brought it out , an order came up and I put it down . Now it 's gone . Nat , be real . Who would steal a Santa Claus outfit ? Merry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . Take one home to the little one . Merry Christmas . Okay , there you go . - How 's that ? - Perfect . Thank you . You 're welcome . Merry Christmas to you . Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . Here , Brenda , take care of this . I got ta kick this nut out of here . - Be nice . - Nice ? After all , he is Santa Claus . Merry Christmas . I should send some of these designs home to my elves . Very funny . Would you mind leaving , please ? Are n't you in need of some Christmas cheer ? All I 'm in need of is a security guard to keep nutcases like you out of here . Now , goodbye . Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . - Hello . - Hello . I 'm looking for Karen Brown , - or a relative of Karen Brown . - Who ? Yeah , she gave birth to a son , a baby boy , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ number . Hello ? Jerk . - Hello . - Hi , I 'm looking for Karen Brown , - or a relative of Karen Brown's . - Who ? Yeah , she gave birth to a son about 1 7 years ago , a baby boy . Karen Brown or a relative of Karen Brown 's . She gave birth to a son about 1 7 years ago . - l do n't know about around here . - No , I did n't think you would . Well , you have yourself a merry Christmas . Merry Christmas to you too . - Here you go . - Oh , great , thank you . Dylan . I thought you had left . What , are you kidding ? Without saying goodbye ? Hey , is it totally unprofessional to kiss you at work ? - Yes , it is . - Who cares ? It 's Christmas . And where did you get this ? Some crazy old Santa Claus outside was handing them out . - They 're probably poisoned . - Oh , now , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , what is the Christmas spirit , anyway ? Go outside . People are shoving each other on the sidewalk . They 're fighting for parking spaces to go spend money that they do n't even have . For what ? Everybody 's forgotten what it 's all about , if they even knew to begin with . Well , I have n't . No , I bet that you have n't . So merry Christmas , Bren . Should I open it now ? - Yeah , whenever . - Now . Dylan , it 's beautiful . Where 's the other half ? It 's right here , with me . Dylan , I love it . And I love you . I know . I love you too , Bren . I wish you did n't have to go . Yeah , well , I know we 've had our differences and they have been major , but I just ca n't stand the thought of my dad spending Christmas Eve alone in a jail . I could go with you . No . You got ta @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it 's the first time I 've seen him since he 's been in there and ... Excuse me , miss ? is this gon na go on sale the day after Christmas ? Well , I do n't really know . Merry Christmas , Bren . You know , last year , I bought this gorgeous but outrageously expensive leather jacket here two days before Christmas . I come back a few days later only to notice that you have slashed all the prices 40 percent . Now , I do n't think that 's fair , do you ? I would like to buy the blouse now . If I buy it now , I should get the sale price , because after Christmas , it 's gon na be on sale . Hello , I 'm looking for Karen Brown or a relative of Karen Brown . She gave birth to a baby boy 1 7 years ago . Who is this ? What do you want ? Someone who needs to talk to her . This is very important . ls she there ? Hello ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . They 're going to get stiff . - When ? - Patience . Please . Who died and made you Julia Child ? You have n't touched a spatula in ten years . - Oh , my God ! - What ? Damn . There goes the cream of carrot soup . You know , Kel , it makes me a little nervous to say this , but the way things are going with Mel , I may even start cooking more often . Good , I think you need the practise . But seriously , I think it 's important that you realise how , well , important Mel is becoming to me . And vice versa , I hope . I think , after six months , I 'm beginning to get the idea , Mom . You know , it 's really the first totally healthy relationship I can ever remember . And on top of everything else , there is still that passion . About life , I mean . Well , I 'm happy if you 're happy . Thank you , sweetie . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ told you . How weird . Keep beating . Coming . - Merry Christmas . - Mel ! How sweet . I 'm not expecting you for another few hours . I know , I know . I just came early to drop those off . They 're gorgeous . Come on , I want to put them in some water . - Jackie , wait . - What is it ? I ca n't ... I mean , David and I ca n't come tonight . What ? Why ? Well , it 's hard to explain . No , it 's not really . Sheila , David 's mom -- - Your wife . - My soon-to-be ex-wife . Anyway , it 's the first Christmas we 've been apart . She does n't want David to come here . She wants him home . Well , that 's understandable . But what about you ? She wants me home too . Just for Christmas , because she 's depressed . Well , I can understand how she feels . Pretty terrible , really . You should have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ worried . Frankly , Mel , I 'm finding it a little hard right now to sympathise with Sheila . - l 'm not asking you to . - Good . Because not only have I been knocking myself out here , trying to figure out how to make a Christmas dinner for all of us to enjoy together , but it also appears I 've been making a fool of myself for the last six months . Jackie , that 's not true . Now , we 're talking about one night . Yeah , sure , one night that just happens to be Christmas Eve . Mel , I took you seriously . I let down walls that have been up longer than I can remember . I talked to my daughter about us . I made up silly plans for us . - Oh , forget it . Here . - No . You want me to stare at these and think about you ? - Jackie , you 're overreacting . - l do n't think so . Merry Christmas . My best to your family @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I feel so stupid . - Excuse me ? - Yeah . is this your place ? Well , yes , it is . I 'm the guy who called a little while ago . Oh , yeah ? Well , I do n't wan na talk to you . Please , I need your help . I need to find Karen Brown . Just what are you after , kid ? - Do you know her or not ? - Yes , I know her ! I 'm her father ! I 'm her son . Well , then ... Why do n't we go sit down ? Hi , Brenda . - Kelly , what 's wrong ? - Everything is a mess . You know that big dinner my mom and I were making for David and his dad ? Your mom forgot to defrost the turkey . No . You 're not gon na believe this , but David 's dad came over and told my mom that he wants to spend Christmas with his wife . Oh , your poor mom . She likes him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she does . She does n't even want to talk to him now . Maybe if I buy her another present , she 'll feel better . You think ? - Can I use your discount ? - Sure . But do you really think that 's gon na help ? I just - - l hate the thought of us spending Christmas Eve alone . I 'm afraid she 'll get all depressed and start drinking or something . Why do n't you two come over ? Are you sure ? I mean , it 's such short notice . - Who cares ? We 'd love to have you . - Thanks . Hey , what are friends for at Christmastime ? See you later . - Be there at 7 . - Okay , we 'll bring dessert . My mom made this incredible chocolate mousse . You will not believe it . Hi , merry Christmas . - Been a good girl this year ? - Unfortunately . - Have you ? - Definitely . Ca n't fool Santa . I thought I asked you to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fun . The young ladies are in need of some Christmas cheer . Oh , well , I 'm sure you know just how to give it to them . Listen , why do n't you take your big white beard and your little red suit right across the street and cheer up the security guards over at Tiffany 's ? Merry Christmas . - Merry Christmas . - Creep . Hi , I 'm here to see Emily Valentine . - And your name ? - Brandon Walsh . Sign here and I 'll see if she 's in her room . Thanks . - Brandon ! - Hi , Em . What are you doing here ? I look a mess . No , you do n't . You look great . - Merry Christmas . - Merry Christmas . Well , if you had any ideas I was crazy , I guess they 're confirmed now , huh ? - l tried calling , you know . - l know . My doctor thought it was best I stay out of touch for a while . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to see you . Look , I just want to say I 'm sorry for all that stuff -- Emily , I did n't come here for that . This place has been really good for me . Some people have a lot of stuff in their heads they spend their whole lives not dealing with . I 'm gon na know myself really well by the time I leave this place . - When 's that gon na be ? - Soon . I may actually even go home tomorrow for Christmas dinner . It 's going back to school that 's gon na be the real challenge . Maybe Andrea can write an article , " Nutcase Returns to West Beverly . " No , I do n't think so . Open it . Come on . Oh , my God ! Your favourite shirt . Finally , it 's mine . Well , I figured if you wanted it that badly ... - You 're not getting it back , you know . - Read the card . " Merry Christmas from all your good friends at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Steve , Andrea , Donna , David . " They all would have been here , except you have this ridiculously restrictive visitors policy . Thank you , Brandon . Hey , merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . I 'll get it . What are you doing here ? Since I 'm not gon na see you tonight , I just wanted to give you your gift . And what makes you so sure I 'd want a present from you ? It 's not my fault , Kelly . Do n't you think this is as bad for me as it is for you ? - What do you mean ? - Being caught in the middle like this . My mom using me as an excuse to get my dad over for Christmas ? And how do you think we feel , David , being dumped on Christmas Eve ? Look , I 'm sorry . I like your mom and I really wanted to spend Christmas with you guys . I thought you wanted your parents to get back together . Well , I do . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I did n't want to see you and your mom get hurt . I 'm not my dad , you know . I know . Still friends ? I guess . Wait a second , I have something for you . Do n't open that in front of your mom . - Why ? - lt vibrates . - David - - ! - l 'm just kidding ! It 's a joke . I swear , I 'm just kidding . - My name 's Al . - l 'm Steve . I know your name . I helped name you . - You did ? - l did . So does Karen , my mom , does she live around here ? Not anymore . - ls she married ? - She was . You think she 'd be happy to meet me ? I think she 'd be , yes . Why did she give me up ? Well , your mother was very young when you were born , Steve . Still in high school , did n't have a husband . She wanted a home @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ take care of him . I tended to agree with her . - So , what 'd she do after high school ? - She went to college in Albuquerque . Met a nice young man , got married . That 's why I could n't find her name in the book . She 's changed it . That 's it . To Mulligan . Does she ever talk about me , think about me ? I 'm sure , in her private moments , she did . But not around her family . Could I have her number , Al ? I do n't know why , but I 've got this strong feeling that I should be with her at Christmas . I 've got ta meet her . I 've got ta know who my real mother is . Well , that 's gon na be kind of tough . You see , in the first place , when she gave you up , she made it pretty final . That 's why she picked a good home . Has it been a good home , Steve @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's the way it looks to me . But if I could talk to her , Al , like I 'm talking to you here now ... I 'm sure she could handle it . I 'm her son . She died , Steve . - Karen 's dead . - What ? A real bad auto accident , not too far from here . Oh , my God . I 'm sorry . I 'm sure she would have liked to have seen you . But she 's gone . - Hey , Dad . - Hey , Brandon . All right , the surprise is all in place . I 'm worried that it 's gon na make mom more homesick than anything . Oh , do n't worry about your mother . She 's gon na be fine . Especially after she sees what I got her for Christmas . I 'll get it ! I hope you guys like turkey . There 's gon na be leftovers for months . Hi , I 'm Samantha Sanders . Steve 's mom ? Oh , yes , of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Oh , merry Christmas . - Merry Christmas . I 'm sorry , but you look just like you do on TV . Oh , God , I hope not . Oh , no . I mean , you look wonderful . Thank you . I 'm sorry to disturb you . I wondered if you had heard anything from Steve ? No , I have n't . Brandon , have you heard anything from Steve ? No . I have n't heard a word for four days . Finally , today , I just could n't stand it anymore . I called the police . They 're gon na file a missing persons report in a few hours . I suppose he told you where he was going . Yeah , he did . I never should have let him go . But he was so adamant , so insistent on finding his real mother , that I thought standing in his way would only make things worse . What an idiot . I 'm sure he 'll call tonight , or tomorrow at the latest . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ call you on Christmas . I ca n't believe it , either . Nobody celebrates Christmas like I do . When Steve was little , he used to have so many presents to open that by the time he got through them all , he was too exhausted to play with anything . Maybe that 's it . Maybe I gave him too many presents . Because whatever I did , it just backfired . That 's not true . I know Steve . He 's a wonderful boy . He 's funny and warm . - You had everything to do with that . - Maybe . Look , I do n't want to burden you with this on Christmas Eve . You 'll let me know if he calls , wo n't you ? - l 'll just be at home . - No , you wo n't . You 're staying right here for Christmas . No , I could n't . I really should be there in case he calls . Please , I insist . Just for dinner . All right . lt 'll be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You bet . I always thought if I met my real mom , maybe things would be different , that I 'd figure out where l fit in . It was a tough decision she made , giving up her baby . I just wish I would have known her , or at least met her . Well , she 's part of you . She 's in you . So maybe in 50 years , I 'll look like you , huh ? If you 're lucky . You know , I never did have a grandfather . Would you be my grandfather , Al ? It 'll be my pleasure . And we 'll keep in touch ? I 'll send you cards and maybe someday , you 'll come visit me in L.A . ? Sure thing . Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas to you . Do you think you could give me a ride to the airport ? I think I better be getting home now . I 'll be glad to . You did great today , Brenda , just great . - Have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , well , see you , bye . - Bye . - Come on , let me see some id . - l do n't have any id . - Where do you live ? - North Pole . Smart . You got a place to live , pal ? Take a bus to the shelter downtown . You can get a free meal there tonight . Because you ca n't be hanging around here . - Merry Christmas . - Look , we 're not fooling around here . - What 's going on here ? - Do n't worry about it . - l know this guy . - You do ? Yeah , he 's Santa Claus . We have a complaint from a store over here that he 's been hassling shoppers . Has he been bothering you ? No , in fact , I work there and that 's not true at all . Look , I did n't know the police were in the habit of hassling Santa Claus on Christmas Eve . - Look , it 's not that way at all . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're welcome . - Do you have anywhere to go tonight ? - Oh , I have many houses to visit . Well , would you like to visit mine ? I mean , I 'm sure my mother would n't mind . Actually , she might , but she 'll get over it . I just hate to see a Santa Claus alone on Christmas Eve . Could my reindeer wait for me on your roof ? Absolutely . Just try and use the door . My dad has this thing about strange men sliding down our chimney . What can I do ? Why do n't you just go in the living room and relax ? No , really . I 'd like to help . - Merry Christmas . - Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . - Jim Walsh . - St . Nick . St . Nick . Dad , do you guys mind if he stays for dinner ? Brenda , who is he ? Well , I sort of found him outside the store . I felt really bad for him . He 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tonight . - Excuse us . - Me too . - Oh , hi . - Merry Christmas . Brenda , you ca n't just bring some strange guy off the street home for dinner ! Why not ? Look , it is Christmas . And he is Santa Claus . Well , who knows who 's lurking under that beard . My instincts tell me that he 's harmless . Oh , that makes me feel a lot better . Oh , I 'll get it . - Merry Christmas ! - Merry Christmas ! Jackie , Kelly , what a surprise . Brenda , you did n't tell your mom we were coming ? I have n't gotten around to it yet . - ls it all right ? - Oh , of course , of course . I thought you were having Christmas dinner with Mel . - Mel . Mel who ? - What happened ? Mel decided to spend Christmas Eve with his ex at the last minute . I 'm sorry . I have survived worse . - Okay , two more for dinner @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - All right . Oh , it 's beginning to feel like a real Christmas . Hey . Hey . Merry Christmas . - l need to charter a plane . - Oh , sorry . I 'm just closing up here . I 've checked all the airlines . Every flight to L.A . is booked solid through tomorrow . I 've got ta get home tonight . This is an emergency . Wish I could help you , but this is Christmas Eve . Obviously , I 've got places to go . Come on ! Look , it 's a quick hop to L.A . You 'll be home before you know it . I 'd like to , but ... Please , you 've got ta help me . I 'm desperate . I 'll pay anything . Look , if this is n't enough , I 'll mail you a cheque for more . Hold on there , now . Let me think . Now , Dasher , now , Dancer , now , Prancer and Vixen . Could you take it easy with the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . On Comet , on Cupid , on Donner and Blitzen ! Help yourself , everybody . There 's more than plenty . Oh , my God , Cindy , this all looks incredible . You mean tastes incredible . I have n't seen a Christmas dinner like this in a long time . Can I take your sack ? No , no , no . I 'll just hang on to it , if it 's all the same to you . Oh , I 'll get it . I mean ... Oh , well , let 's both get it . - Merry Christmas . - Andrea , how nice to see you . Well , I told Brandon I might drop by . Here . My grandmother made you a brisket . Oh , thank you . Oh , I 'm sorry , Andrea , This is Mrs . Sanders . Steve 's mom . I 've heard a lot about you . You have ? Excuse me . - Andrea ! - Hi , Brandon . I 'm glad you could make it . Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and I 'm dying to try some of that plum pudding . I hate plum pudding . Hey , everybody , look who 's here ! - Merry Christmas . - Hey , Andrea . Merry Christmas . And merry Christmas to you . - Merry Christmas . - Yeah , merry Christmas . And who are you here to visit ? My father . Well , good luck , son , and merry Christmas . Dylan . What a great surprise . Here . I got you some stuff . It 's not a lot . I just thought it would keep you entertained in here . Thanks for coming . I just guess I never expected to see you here . Why ? Well , because I just figured that you kind of hated me right about now . No . No , I do n't hate you , Dad . But when I think about all the Christmases that I spent alone with the maid while you were off in the Bahamas , or skiing , or somewhere with one of your girlfriends ... I guess I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be lonely at Christmas . And then I remembered how much it hurt . As much as I wanted to , I just could n't leave you hanging on Christmas Eve . Yeah . Well , you know something , son , I ... You know , sometimes I think of this place like a monastery . And I 'm this monk . Because all I do is think and read and eat bad food . I always used to hate people who meditated . - Yeah , like Mom . - Yes . Yes , it always drove me crazy . I thought it was weak . But I guess that 's what I do now . I meditate . And I think about you , Dylan , and what a strong son I have , who 's out there in the world , all alone , just like I was . And here I thought it was supposed to get better . You know , the next generation . Yeah , I thought so too . Yeah . You 'll make things better , Dylan . You are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there . It 's nothing fancy . Maybe we could have dinner . Do you still have that girlfriend ? Brenda . Yes , I do . Well , you go have Christmas with her , Dylan . Why ? Because you have given me probably the greatest Christmas present that I could ever ask for , more than I deserve . Now you go and make yourself happy . Dad , I 'm here for you . Bren 's got her own family . - l do n't want you to be alone . - Hey . I 'm not alone anymore . Merry Christmas , son . Merry Christmas , Dad . So , Andrea , what 'd you think of your first Christmas dinner ? Now I have to try ... - Did you make this ? - Yes . - That was a wonderful dinner , Cindy . - Thank you . Santa never goes anywhere without generously rewarding his hosts . - No , that 's really not necessary . - No , no , no , I insist . Where did you get this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on , open it . Oh , it 's beautiful . - What 's this ? - A gift from Santa . - And this one 's for you . - For me ? They 're beautiful . Mom , Dad , look . Wow , Tiffany . I do n't know if we can accept this gift . Of course we can . And let me see here . This one 's for you . - Oh , I couldn't . - Well , of course , you could . Santa has something for everybody . I do n't know what to say . We sell those in my store . You know , I hate to say this , but Brenda finds this homeless man on the street -- With a bagful of expensive merchandise . Excuse me . I 'm gon na go count the silver . Hi , I 'm Mel Silver . I think you know my son . Yes , of course . Come on in . Hi , David . Hi , Mrs . Walsh . - ls Jackie here ? - Hello @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Excuse me . I 'm really sorry , Jackie . I screwed up , I really blew it . You sure did . I made a stupid , stupid mistake . I just wan na ... I thought she was in trouble , that I owed it to her to be there . But you ca n't hold on forever . There 's a point where , when you separate , you just got ta really separate . I 'm sorry it did n't work out for you . I never went . I just drove around , torturing myself , feeling like a jerk . Until it hit me . You 're the one I wan na be with , Jackie . I love you . I 'm really in love with you , Jackie . What happened ? He thought my mom was in trouble and he owed it to her to be there . But he ca n't hold on forever . There 's a point when you separate , you just got ta separate . He never went . He drove for a while torturing himself @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hit him . - Okay , David , that 's enough . Merry Christmas , Kelly . Merry Christmas , David . I 'll get it . - What are you doing here ? - What are you doing here ? Well , there was no snow in Mammoth , so we came home . Oh , my goodness . And I thought we were just gon na have a quiet little Christmas . - Oh , well , I can leave , if you want . - Oh , do n't be ridiculous , Donna . Just go on in and join the party . I 've just got ta go upstairs and check on something . - Hi . - Hi . Excuse me . I do n't believe this . Vintage World War I dog tags . - Outstanding . Thank you . - You 're welcome . - Merry Christmas . - Merry Christmas . Hey , what are you guys doing here ? No snow , and they 're back together . Donna , you 'd better watch where you 're standing there . Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I hate to be the first to leave a really good party , but I should be going home . - l understand . - Good night , everyone . - Good night . Merry Christmas ! - Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . Are you sure that there 's nothing we can do ? Just pray that he 's okay . Say good night to Cindy for me . And thank you for being there . My son has some wonderful friends . - Jim ! Come up here , quick ! - Excuse me . What is it ? Well , he did n't touch the silver , but he 's taken my engagement ring ! - Are you sure ? - l 'm positive . I came up here to check the jewellery and it 's gone . - Well , is anything else missing ? - No . Brenda brings some eccentric street person into our home carrying a bagful of presents from the most expensive stores in Beverly Hills . And well , I 'm sorry , as much as I would love to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it all very suspicious . - What are you doing ? - l 'm calling the police . I 'm sorry , Jim , but it 's our own fault , really . I mean , we 're just too generous , too trusting , too naive . I mean , we 've got to learn to be a little street-smart . What are you doing ? - What 's this ? - Well , open it . I was gon na wait until tomorrow , but under the circumstances ... My ring ! But when did you - - ? I took it to the jeweller to have it reset over a week ago . I did n't even notice it was gone . I only took it off because the stone was loose . I hardly recognise it . It 's just gorgeous . Well , when I asked you to marry me , I could n't afford much . So I always promised myself that , if I ever had the money , I 'd make up for it and give you something special . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ love it . And I love you . And I love you too . - Merry Christmas . - Merry Christmas , sweetheart . - Oh , I feel like such a grinch . - Why ? Suspecting that poor sweet man of stealing my jewellery . I do n't blame you . He is a little hard to figure out . Let 's not try . I mean , just for tonight , I 'm gon na stay naive and pretend that people are honest and it 's a safe world we live in . And there really is a Santa Claus and he 's sitting in our living room right now . Why not ? I mean , he 's got ta spend Christmas Eve somewhere . Steve ? Steve ? - Steve ! - Mom , where have you been ? Where have I been ? I 've been waiting an hour for you to come home . You do n't know what it took to get here . I do n't think you 'll be happy when you find out how much it cost . Hush @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mom . - l know . But you 're here now . I had to do it . I had to find out who my real mom was . And was she everything you expected ? Everything and more . - l see . - Let me tell you about her . She 's beautiful and she 's caring . And she created me out of her love , 1 7 years of it . And with her busy life , she always made sure I was as happy as I could be . She always tried to show me to do the right thing . She was always there for me when I did n't . Gave me everything I ever wanted and probably more than I deserved . And no matter what , she always let me know how much she loved me . I 'm sorry I had to go so far away to find you , Mom . Oh , gorgeous . I 'm just so glad you 're back . - And I promise you one thing . - What 's that ? I 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ think I 've been a pretty good girl . - Would n't you say , Bren ? - More or less . But I 'm not really into Christmas . I mean , I like it , it just kind of bums me out . Why 's that ? Well , you know how Christmas is always everybody 's favourite holiday , except their own birthday ? Well , my birthday is on Christmas and nobody ever remembers . They give me Christmas presents and call them birthday presents , or give me birthday presents and call them Christmas presents . And I never get a cake or my own party . Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday , dear Donna Happy birthday to you - l 'll get it . - Who 's next ? Andrea . - Come on , Andrea . Come on . - Oh , come on-- Oh , please , guys -- Merry Christmas , Bren . Dylan , I ca n't believe you 're here ! How 's your dad ? He 's good . He 's doing real @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ finally penetrate the McKays . - Mom , Dad , guess who 's here ! - We see . - Merry Christmas , Dylan . - Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas , sir . Merry Christmas , Dylan . Even when I was little , I did n't believe in Santa . I thought it was pointless to ask for anything . We did n't have a chimney or Christmas tree , but I do n't know , somehow , sitting here makes me ... What the hell . You know what I want ? I want a computer date book , I want bubble bath , oh , and there 's -- Hey , everybody , look who 's here . - Hi , Dylan ! - Hey , Dylan . Merry Christmas , man . How 's the old man ? Did n't I see you somewhere earlier today , Santa ? I do n't think so . I 've been here the whole evening . Just who are you , anyway ? What 's wrong ? Does n't anybody believe in Santa anymore ? Oh , come @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Santa lurking around every corner . - You have to know where to find him . - Kelly ! I wanted to know what happened to the magic of Christmas . I did n't believe it existed anymore . You see , for over 40 years , Mrs . Claus and I lived in a big house high up on the hill , and she made the most wonderful Christmas dinner . We had a big tree with loads of presents for lots of little elves . But the elves grew up and they moved away , some of them , far away , and had elves of their own . Santa used to visit them UPS and Mrs . Claus always made sure they got their gifts on time . And even though it was only she and Santa left in this big house , she still made the most splendid Christmas dinners . But last year , Mrs . Claus died . And as far as I was concerned , Christmas died with her . I wanted to pretend that Christmas did n't exist anymore , but something @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anyway . I was beginning to believe the only place Santa belonged in this town was in jail . Until that girl took in a lonely old man for dinner . Thank you , Brenda , for making me believe again in the spirit of Christmas . You 're welcome . I do n't know who it could be . Everybody we know is already here . We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy New Year Good tidings we bring To you and your kin Good tidings for Christmas And a happy New Year We all know that Santa 's coming We all know that Santa 's coming We all know that Santa 's coming And soon will be here Oh , it 's great . Happy now ? Good tidings for Christmas And a happy New Year We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy New Year Why do n't you all come in for drinks ? We have a lot of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on , Nat . You guys go and then I 'll catch up with you down the street . - Merry Christmas . - Oh , I like that . - Merry Christmas , Nat . - Merry Christmas . That reminds me . I found my Santa outfit . The busboy moved it and put it under the counter . - Cool . - Hey , come on , everyone . Let 's go in the living room and sing some carols of our own . Oh , Jim , you 're not gon na play the organ , are you ? As a matter of fact , I am . Give him a break , Mom . It is the holiday season . Okay , come on . All right , come on in , everyone . Gather around . Here we go . All right . Now , we all know this one . I 'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten And children listen To hear sleighbells in the snow Oh , my God , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright - Brandon ! What 's going on here ? - l do n't know , man . You tell me . He was waiting for me when I got home , wondering where l had been . - Can you imagine ? - Merry Christmas , buddy . - lt 's good to see you . - lt 's good to see you too , man . It 's great to be home , really . You know what else ? - What ? - l 'm starving . Well , come on , you came to the right place . I 'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten And children listen To hear sleighbells in the snow I 'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases Be white Merry Christmas , everybody ! Merry Christmas !

@@5232541 : Legend holds that buried somewhere in the Iraqi desert is a fabled book penned by ancient mystics known as the Akashic Records , believed to be a written account of all significant events throughout time . Powerful stuff . If someone were to get their hands on that , they could win the lottery . Or at least get tenure . [LAUGHING] To know the future brings , obviously , ultimate power . Which is why everyone from Herod to Hitler has been looking for the records . But to find them ... To find them , one needs a map . This tablet , found in the lvory Coast last year , is believed to be the very map . Although the engravings are of a lost language so far indecipherable to even scholars like myself . But we 're close . Whoever can decipher them first will know the exact latitude and longitude - of the Akashic Records . - My God , that 's it . - Uh , excuse me ? - No , no . Excuse me . If you 'll follow me , I 'll show you the next exhibit , which @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the rest of the map , it was a transposition sequence , just like you said . And it 's all in here . The location of the Akashic Records . Now , they 're gon na come after me just like they came after you . But I 'm gon na be ready for them , Dad . - Hey . - Hey . - How 's he doing today ? - The same . Thanks for always keeping his room so cheerful . I really appreciate it . Oh , do n't mention it . I mean , for all we know , he knows they 're here too . Is n't that why you keep talking to him ? Eric , can I speak to you alone , please ? Oh . Uh , yeah . Outside . [CLEARS_THROAT] - I 'm not moving him , Dr Stone . - Eric , it 's been six weeks . This facility is not designed for long-term maintenance . Maintenance ? That 's my father you 're talking about . And he 's gon na get better . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Sorry . Eric , wait ! Ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh . - I think Jack 's a warlock . - Who ? Jack . Jack Sheridan , the Internet-auction guy - I met , remember ? - Uh-huh . I went to go get coffee , he was standing in front of me , and then I went straight to the newsstand , and wham , he was right there reading a magazine . He went from one place to another in the blink of an eye . - You think he blinked . - Well , yeah . I mean , that 's what warlocks do , right ? Where 's Phoebe ? She 's volunteering at the convalescent hospital . Great . Wait . You have to know if there 's a warlock test . Me ? Why would I know ? Well , I ... I mean , you are a warlock magnet . Am I never going to live Jeremy down ? You know , you had that Rex-and-Hannah thing at work . Okay , you 've got them in your love @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - What 's up with the suitcase ? - A little overnighter . Dan 's friend is getting married in Tahoe , and Dan invited me to come along . In-the-same-hotel in-the-same-bed sort of thing ? That has yet to be decided . Oh , so then this is just tennis outfit , right ? Give it . Thank you . I mean , you did test him , right ? You know that he 's not a warlock ? He 's not a warlock . No cats have hissed at him , he has not blinked , he has not tried to kill me or my sisters and steal our powers , which , as you know , is a key indicator . I need the Book of Shadows . Ah ! [DOORBELL_RINGS] Oh , I 'll get it . - Hello , you . - Hi , um ... I was wondering if maybe we could get an earlier start . You know , miss traffic , get there quicker so we could have enough time to ... - Relax ? - Mmm . " Relax " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be ready in an hour ? Yes , every chance . [CAT_GROWLS] I wonder what her problem is . I got ta go now . Bye . Prue ! Did you find that warlock test yet ? Nineteen warlock-specific death spells and not one test . What if it 's a conspiracy ? Jack and Dan working together , sweet-talking , and the whole time , they 're figuring out how to kill us . - Okay , now you 're getting paranoid . - Well , how can we not , with warlocks and demons coming out of the woodwork all the time ? - It 's a wonder we trust anybody . - We don't . - Here it is . - " To hear secret thoughts " ? We can hear Jack and Dan 's thoughts just long enough to confirm or deny our suspicions . - No personal gain . - Purely for protection . [GROANS] Okay . As flame lights shadow And truth ends fear Open locked thoughts To my mind 's willing ear May the smoke from this candle Into everywhere creep Bringing innermost @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's wearing my lipstick . - What , I ca n't borrow your lipstick ? - I did n't say that Prue , I thought it . - Whatever . Just learn to share . I heard that . - This could be very dangerous . - Stay calm . Calm down . Book of Shadows , needles and warlocks . And Eric 's in trouble . Find out who . Find out what . The hospital hottie ? What ? Uh , how 's Eric ? Did you see him today ? Uh , why is the Book of Shadows down here , girls ? - Jack blinked . - And Kit hissed at Dan . Right . And we think that they may be warlocks , so we were looking for a test so that we could test them . - Hello , paranoid ? - We are not . Able to find a spell in the Book of Shadows . Well , just prick him . Warlocks do n't bleed . So if there 's no blood , you got your answer . - Who knew ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tell her . - Should we reverse it ? Not until we know if they 're really ... - Are you two okay ? - So how 's Eric ? - Has he asked you out yet ? - No , but he 's in trouble . I had a premonition today . A demon , or a warlock , maybe , with a needle thingy on his finger , and he was sticking it into Eric 's head . So I came home to see what we 're up against . You guys go deal with Jack and Dan , and I 'll look on the Internet , and I 'll tell you if I find anything . Great , we 're surrounded by warlocks . Next time , get your own damn lipstick . - I heard that . - I love you . Bite me . [KNOCKING] - Prue . - Jack , you actually wear that to work ? Ooh , feisty , feisty . Well , when work puts me in front of an online server handling 5 million online auction hits a day , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the emergency ? - Verschwang . My what ? Verschwang Publications , the German conglomerate . You handled their CEO 's bronze-miniature collection for the Internet auction , right ? Be careful . She suspects . Yeah , of course . Well , I need some bronzes checked out . Who did your validation ? Uh-oh . Validation ? You do have people 's collections validated , do n't you ? Mostly , I put people in graves , or I incinerate them . Oh , yeah . It was Walt Potock at Berkeley School of Design . He 's the best . If she finds out I 'm lying , she 's gon na die . Well , you know what , I 'm a little late . Got ta go . Good to see you again . You 're dying first . [DOORBELL_RINGS] You ready ? Um , can you come in ? - Uh , where 's your suitcase ? - Upstairs . [CLEARS_THROAT] I see . Uh-oh . Cold feet . She 's backing out . It 's okay . Do n't push it . Just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Okay , um , this is gon na hurt me a lot more than it 's gon na hurt you . Piper , we have to get to Eric . What 's the matter ? He did n't bleed . He 's not bleeding . There 's no blood . There 's nothing . Uh , yeah . Of course he 's not bleeding . He 's frozen , his blood is frozen . - Yeah . Right . - Uh-huh . - Okay , go back upstairs . Go . - Yeah . Okay . Ow ! - What the hell was that ? - You 're bleeding . It 's ... Just a little bit . Love her touch . If she does n't wan na go , it 's okay . Do n't force it . [LAUGHS] - Dan , listen . I really want to go . - But ? - He 's bleeding . - He 's lucky . Hi . Listen , Dan , I have to borrow Piper for just a little while , but I 'll have her back soon , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you hang in there . And I 'll be back in time . - Yeah , I hope so . - Later . Whew . [CAT_GROWLS] [BUZZING] Oh , that 's what 's scaring Kit . It 's ... You got hornets . - It 's probably what stung me too . - Yeah , um , probably . Okay , got ta go . Um ... Do n't leave without me . - Okay , got ta go , got ta go . - Uh-huh . [CAT_MEOWS] They 're called " collectors . " They 're a warlock ... [CLEARS_THROAT] They 're a warlock breed that drains knowledge out of people 's brains with that weird finger I saw . The Book did n't say how to vanquish them ? No , it just said , " Their hunger for knowledge is your ally . " Okay , whatever that means . Are you sure this is where he lives ? That 's what the hospital record said . 5D , here it is . [GROANING] Oh , Piper ! Oh , okey-dokey . Oh , my God @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ doctor . All right , let 's get him out of here . We 'll figure out what they want later . - Okay , ready ? - Uh-huh . - You do a little thingy . - Okay . [POWER_WHOOSHES] [GRUNTS_AND_GROANS] Get out of here ! Get him out of here ! Get back . [GRUNTS] [SCREAMING] [YELLS] Oh , my God . [GRUNTING] Okay , let 's go , let 's go ! They put my father in the hospital . They took his mind . - Who do you think they are ? - NSA , CIA , who knows ? Somebody in bulletproof vests . The question is , who are you ? Friends . Yeah , right . They 're after the Akashic Records too . - What are the Akashic Records ? - I knew it . Wait , what did you just say ? The Akashic Records , what are they ? - You tell me . - I 'll tell you . They 're a book of ancient prophecies . The future of the world , down to the smallest detail , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's just a legend . How did you ... ? - You 're well informed . - I read a lot . How did you know that ? - I 'll tell you later . So they want those records . And they want Eric because he knows how to find them , right ? - Who are you people ? - What if it 's not a legend ? Say they 're real . What happens if the bad guys get these records ? And they use the future against us ? No more us , the bad guys win . - I got ta get my father out of there . - No , wait , Eric . He 's stuck in the hospital . Dr Stone 's in on it . Eric , it is not about your father anymore . It 's about you , especially if they think you know - how to find the Akashic Records . - Try and stop me . PHOEBEGRUNTS , ERICSCREAMS How ? [LAUGHS] - Entertaining guest , I see . - Hi . Piper ? Could you help @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? It 's Eric , from the hospital . Two warlocks called collectors want what 's in his brain : the location of the Akashic Records . A lost text that predicts all future events . Collectors get it , the world 's a goner . - It 's a ... - It 's a lost text that predicts all future events . The collectors get it , the world 's a goner , I know . Okay , does someone wan na tell me what 's going on here ? Have to tell her now . Okay . Um , Phoebe , see , Piper and I did n't really know about the whole pricking thing to expose a warlock . So we sort of cast a little hearing- thoughts spell just to find things out . Oh , a hearing-thoughts spell . - Dan 's clean , by the way . - Glad to hear it . Jack 's not . Wait , are you guys thinking something about me right now ? No . Does Eric know witches , warlocks ? No , he thinks it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a warlock ? I heard his thoughts , and they are bad . Really bad . You know , graves , dead people , burnt bodies . - Did you prick him ? - No , that 's why I need Piper . Freeze him , prick him and then vanquish him if necessary . Where did you get that ? Remember the troubled priest with the warlock brothers ? Well , they left this behind , and I 've sort of hung on to it , just in case we needed it for future warlock use . Wow , it 's been a while , but it seems like they 're everywhere . Okay , you two go to it . I 'll stay here . - What if the collectors show up ? - Well , just get back before they do . And do n't lose that dagger . We have to go kill a warlock while she sits on some guy 's ... Hey , hey , hey ! You heard that ? Like I need a hearing-thoughts spell to know what you 're thinking . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you gon na behave ? Do I have a choice ? No . - Did you find Eric ? - No . Not good . He 's being protected by a time-freezing witch . And Bruce Lee 's little sister . The Akashic Records are within our reach . It 's going to be very difficult to drain his brain if they know what we 're after . Not to worry . We 'll get into his mind through his heart . Oh , very nice . [DOOR_CLICKS_OPEN] Ah , there she is , hard at work . - I 'm glad you called . Can I come in ? - Sure . Stay focused . Get it over with . Freeze him . [POWER_WHOOSHES] - Huh . - The dagger , his hand , just kind of poke him . - He 's not bleeding . - He 's frozen . Oh , yeah . Okay , okay , okay . Wait a minute . Okay . - Ooh . - Hey , any survivors ? [POWER_WHOOSHES] - Okay , there 's two of them . - Twin warlocks @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you unfreeze them . If that prick does n't bleed , - then that one 's dead too . - All right . All right , let them go . [POWER_WHOOSHES] , THENJACKYELLS What ? What 's the matter , she bite you ? You should n't be here . Come on , man , I could n't let you take all the blame . He 's bleeding . All right , this is my sister Piper . Which one of you jerks is Jack ? Uh , I 'm the jerk . This is my twin brother , Jeff . Hey . Nice to meet you . Look , sorry for the little tap dance earlier . Mmm . So , what exactly was it that you guys were trying to prove ? It 's just a little something we used to do growing up . Yeah , so when one of us would take an interest in someone ... Do n't get the wrong idea . So you 'd send the other one to check out the merchandise , - sort of kick the tires ? - Crude @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wanted to kill me . Good point . So , uh , Jeff , what is it that you do for a living ? Oh , great , this should be a conversation stopper . I own a mortuary . Actually , a whole chain of them . - Mortuaries . - Put them in graves , set them on fire . - Mm-hm . - Huh ? You know , you two should be ashamed of yourselves . - Ooh . - That 's for thinking that you could get away with it . And that 's for thinking that you would n't get slapped . Piper . [LAUGHING] I approve . How did you know to be there to help me ? - Uh , that 's a long story . - Wait . Shorten it . I have this gift . I sort of know when things are gon na happen , if there 's gon na be trouble . - How ? - Just something I was born with . So you do n't work for some government agency ? No . I 'm just a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . This thing that you did , translating this ancient code or whatever why did you do it ? - I did it for my father . - To finish his work ? - People hurt him . And I wanted to find out who , and I wan na get even . - Even at the risk of them hurting you ? - He 's my dad . I love him . And if I ca n't have him back , I want justice . - I envy you . - You 're not close to your folks ? My mom is dead . - I 'm sorry . - And my dad is gone . You do n't know where he is ? I 'm not really that interested . - I do n't understand that . - You do n't know my dad . Do you ? Huh . No , I never got the chance to , unfortunately . Okay . I 'm a sucker for family . Follow me . - Jack 's not a warlock . - He 's a jerk . We 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's dad out of there and keep him someplace safe . Come on . [PHONE_RINGS] Where is everybody ? - Did you bring that dagger ? - Yep . - Dad ! - Eric , wait ! Dad , we got ta get you out of here . - Eric . - I 'm getting him out of here , Phoebe . [GROANS] - What 's going on ? - Later . Get him . We got ta get out of here . Where did they go ? Looking for that ? He 's got the dagger . [GASPS] Piper ! [GROANING] Move , and she dies . [GROANS] [POWER_WHOOSHES] [POWER_WHOOSHES] Dad ? Eric . Eric , we still wan na help you . Nothing has changed . No , everything has changed . Some kind of monsters just took my dad . - They 're called warlocks . - Warlocks ? What does that make the three of you ? Witches . [LAUGHS] Forgive me , but what you 're saying is insane . Eric , you believe in the Akashic Records and all the power that they represent @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Well , most people think that 's a myth . But you now know that it is n't . So is n't it possible that other things like witches and warlocks actually do exist ? Maybe , but why would warlocks want my dad ? They 're probably gon na offer you a trade : your dad for what 's in your head . And they can appear any time , anyplace . Which is why we need to get you back to the manor . You 'll be safer there than anywhere else . Okay , look , Eric , I am the same girl you met at the hospital a few weeks ago . The only thing that 's changed is , now you know our secret . - It 's one hell of a secret . - Yeah , and I trust you with it . So please trust me in return . Look , if we 're gon na save your father , we have to keep you safe until we figure out what we 're gon na do . You do that . I have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get him , you two get home . - Do we have to protect him ? - He is pissing me off . - Eric , what are you doing ? - You 'll see . We should n't be out in the open like this . It 's not safe . Then go . I have something I have to do . What ? What do you have to do ? Get busted , Eric ? That ... Wow . That 's the map stone , is n't it ? Yeah . My father thought it would be so wonderful translating it . A gift of knowledge to usher the world into the new millennium . Ooh . What are you doing ? If the Akashic Records are everything you say they are , they 're not a gift . I mean , the warlocks should n't have that knowledge . Neither should the rest of us . With all knowledge revealed , we could have no free will . And no world as we know it . Maybe no world at all . Oh , my God ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to translate the map . The only place the longitude exists is in my head . I 'll get security . - Poor Eric . - He 'll be okay . We 'll figure this out . Yeah . In the meantime , warlocks have his father . I ca n't imagine how helpless he must feel . I can . Prue , a warlock did n't take our father . No , he left on his own . - Do you miss him ? - I did n't say that . - Do you think about him ? - Why ? Because I 'm wondering if I 'm the only one who does . - No , you 're not . - So you miss him . I miss who he should have been , and I miss who he never was , but I do n't miss him . I do . All right , can we get to work ? Okay , let 's save someone else 's father instead . All right , the only way to protect Eric is to take the information out of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Uh , but if we do that , Eric wo n't have anything to offer the warlocks , and they 'll be furious . And they 'll kill his dad . Well , Eric is our innocent . Our priority is him . Yeah , but they 're both innocents . Piper , I hope it does n't come to this , but we may have to make a choice . Why ? I mean , there 's got ta be another way , with all the hocus-pocus we have . Still may not be enough . I mean , we 're talking about the future , everyone 's future . So we have to sacrifice Eric 's dad ? For the greater good . Man , you can dress it up any way you want , it still stinks . You know what , it sucks . [SIGHS] [DOORBELL_RINGS] Oh , that 's Dan . I got ta go deal with him . You got ta figure out what we 're gon na say to Phoebe . Hey . You ready to go ? Oh , man . She @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I wan na go , I really do . I 'm just not quite ready yet . Piper . Any word from the pizza guy ? Hi , Dan . We ordered pizza . Would you like to stay for pizza ? No , I wan na go . With her . But what 's the point ? Okay , okay , I know what you 're thinking ... Piper ! - But I can be ready on time . - Okay . Well , I have to leave in an hour , I 'm gon na be late for this wedding rehearsal . So car 's gon na leave at 6 . I hope to see you in it . Okay . Someday , some way , somehow , I 'm gon na make it through that damn door . Have the warlocks made contact yet ? Uh , no , not yet . Where have you guys been ? Well , Eric destroyed the map stone , so we 're covered there . Did you guys find anything in the Book ? You tell her . I 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her . Eric , why do n't you go check your messages at home . - Maybe they tried to contact you there . - Okay . What 's going on ? Can we talk ? You have no new messages . Wait , you 're willing to let Eric 's father die ? We ca n't risk losing Eric and allow the warlocks to gain future knowledge . But not at the expense of his father . We have to save him . Phoebe , we have to save everyone 's dad . We have to protect the whole world from these warlocks . And we ca n't do it if they have the Records . So , what am I supposed to tell Eric , that we might have to sacrifice his father ? I ca n't do that . I promised him that we would save him . - Phoebe . - You do n't even care . I 'm sorry . I did n't mean that . I do n't know why I even thought it . - Do you want us to tell him ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do . [PHONE_RINGS] - Hello ? - Eric . I assume you know who this is . - Where 's my father ? - Oh , you do know . Good . Say hello to Eric , Ben . - Eric ? Son ? - Dad ? I feel so odd . Dad ! Dad ! Oh , he 's gone , Eric . But I can bring him back and give him to you . All I want in exchange is what 's in your head . - Where can I find you ? - The oak grove , the west end of Golden Gate Park . Half an hour . Alone . Without the witches . Eric ? - Any messages ? - Uh , no , not yet . Eric ... Before you say another word , I just wan na say thank you for everything you 've done for my father . I mean , everything you 're trying to do . You sure you 're not an angel ? [LAUGHS] No , I 'm no angel . I could probably introduce you to one , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a part of your life . He would be so proud of you . Uh , Eric , I need to talk to you about you and your dad . Okay . Maybe we should have another cup of tea first . - Okay , I 'll go get it . - Thanks . Eric , where are you going ? Uh , I 'm just gon na go out , get some air . The oak grove , Golden Gate Park . Phoebe ! Yeah ? - Where is he going ? - He was thinking Golden Gate Park . Oh , my God , the warlocks must have contacted him . All right , there are oak trees everywhere . - What if we 're too late ? - Phoebe , stop thinking that . Would you get out of my head , please ? The Book of Shadows said that their hunger is our ally . So there must be a way to use the knowledge that they 've acquired against them . Or use their greed to trap them . Yeah , well , if all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ them long enough to get Eric away . And save his father , right ? Look , it just seems to me we should do everything we possibly can to reunite Eric and his father . I mean , imagine , a dad who actually wants to be with his child . Pheebs , we 'll do our best . Okay . Then we should split up . The first one that sees him hollers . BIRDCAWS , THENPRUESCREAMS - Dad ! WARLOCK : That 's close enough , Eric . I can restore him , or I can kill him , Eric . That choice is mine . Restore him , or you do n't get what you want . That choice is mine . No , no , no , no , no , you ca n't bargain , Eric . We 're in control here . Let 's check again . Who 's got the upper hand ? Have n't you been paying attention ? That gun wo n't do anything to us . No , but it will blow my head off . And if I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the map . [COCKS_GUN] Restore him . Now . - Dad ? - Eric . Son , what are you doing ? Dad ! [GRUNTS] You 're mine now , Eric ! Like I said , we 're in control . [GROANS] [GRUNTS] [SCREAMS] [POWER_WHOOSHES] , THENWARLOCKSCREAMS Phoebe . [GROANS] PIPER : Prue , watch out ! That 's right , witches . Come and get me . Do n't blink . Keep them focused on me . Let him surprise them from behind . - Wait , do n't freeze him . - Why not ? Did n't you hear his thoughts ? He 's playing decoy . Let him think that it 's working . [POWER_WHOOSHES] [GASPS] [POWER_WHOOSHES] [SCREAMING] You know , they really should n't have given us the finger . You read my mind . [GROANS] Prue ? Piper ? Are you okay ? I think so . What are we doing in the park ? [GROANING] Who are those people ? - You do n't recognize Eric ? - No . Why , should I ? Should I ? - What 's the last @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ party . - That was three weeks ago . Oh . - Are you all right ? - Yeah , I 'm fine . I 'm fine . Just a little confused . What am I doing here ? You do n't recognize her ? No . Wait , I think I 've seen you at the hospital . - Who 's the cute guy ? - Shh . [GRUNTS] - Dad ? - Eric . Oh , my God ! You 're ... You 're better ! - What 's going on ? What 's happening ? - I do n't know . - Did we do something good ? - You did something incredible . - Okay , what am I thinking ? - Uh ... That Dan 's gon na leave without me . - Nope . Good , the spell is reversed . - What a relief . I think we 've proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that man and , especially , woman are n't meant to hear each other 's thoughts . Definitely . Too much knowledge , whether it comes from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just dangerous stuff . - So , what were you thinking ? I was thinking what it shame it was that Phoebe finally met a nice guy , and she 's not even gon na remember it . [DOOR_CLICKS_OPEN] - Hi . - Hi . - Hi . - Uh , they 're gorgeous . They 're for you . The florist left them on the porch . But there 's no card . - They 're huge . - They 're expensive . [RINGING] They 're ringing . - Ooh . Hello ? - Oh , no ! Dan ! He 's leaving . Without me . - Do n't just stand there , freeze him . - Oh , right . [POWER_WHOOSHES] I got ta go . It 's such a nifty little power . Oh , honey ... Open . [LAUGHS] - Hello ? - At last . I 've been calling you every 20 minutes for the last hour . - Did you like the flowers ? - Jack , what do you want ? You know , you are a very suspicious woman . No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh , come on , Prue , are you saying you 've been totally honest with me ? [IMITATES_PHONE_STATIC] Jack , I ca n't hear you , the phone 's breaking up ! I just ... I wanted to apologize . Can I ... ? Can I take you for dinner ? - I do n't think so . - Come on . Let me buy you a drink . - I do n't think so . - Can I at least get my phone back ? I do n't think so . [DIAL_TONE_BUZZES] [LAUGHING] - Oh , I like it . - What are you doing ? I 'm calling Tokyo . Konnichiwa . Excuse me . I 'm looking for a Dr Schlenzig . I need him to sign some insurance papers . I was told he 'd be in here . Uh , yeah , he actually just took Mrs Bruen to the sunroom . - You could probably catch him there . - Great . Thanks . You 're Phoebe , right ? I 'm Eric Bragg . I think I saw you the other @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's your father ? Oh , he 's better , thanks . He 's almost back to his old self . I remember you were really sweet to him when he was in here . Not many people would have bothered . - You must be an angel . - No , I 'm no angel . But I could probably introduce you to one if you 'd like . You know , I just realized , I have no idea where the sunroom is . Um , it 's kind of complicated . Maybe I should draw you a map .

@@5232641 ( @theme_music_playing ) MAN : ( SINGING ) Tell me , Doctor , where are we going this time ? Is this the ' 50s ? Or 1999 ? All I wanted to do Was play my guitar and sing So take me away I do n't mind But you better promise me I 'll be back in time Got ta get back in time I 'll be back in time Got ta get back in time AUTOMATED VOICE : Activating broadcast . Begin , Doctor Brown . Doctor Emmett Brown here . I am presently in the process of collating archival deposits from my past endeavors . In other words , I 'm cleaning out the closet . My lovely wife Clara has been persuading me to organize all of the junk I 've collected over the years . Huh ! This was my entry into the 1932 Hill Valley junior science fair . Huh , a videotape recorder with full 14-day programming capability . It worked perfectly . Too bad there were n't any TV sets around . This . Oops . A few years back I had a little cash-flow problem and was forced to sell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Channel . Might as well take a look . After years of tinkering and fine tuning , it 's finally perfected . The deep-thinking , mind-reading helmet ! The ultimate thinking cap . A penny for my thoughts . ANNOUNCER : Doc Brown 's mind-reading helmet only $19.95 , plus $2 shipping and handling . So you do n't forget , call before midnight tonight . 1-800 ... That 's enough of that ! Hey ! What 's this ? Why , this was n't mine at all . This belonged to Clara 's father , Daniel Clayton . Now , there was a great man ! I first met him years ago , back in 1850 . That was before I met Clara . Come to think of it , that was five years before Clara was even born ! It all started with my son , Vernie ... VERNE : Ah , go ahead , vaporize me , ya dumb three-headed alien geeks ! JULES : Brother Verne , do my auditory organs deceive me ? You 're actually conceding at Intergalactic Space Feud ? Who cares ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are you ill ? Naw , just bummed out . ( SCREAMING ) ( SCREAMING ) DOC : The head bone 's connected to the neck bone , the neck bone 's connected to the shoulder bone , the shoulder bone 's connected to the ... ( JULESANDVERNESCREAMING ) ( CRASHING ) ... hip bone . No , that ca n't be correct . Hello , Father . Post-meridian greetings , offspring . I trust school went well . I discovered two new elements in chemistry class . Well , everyone 's entitled to a slow day now and then . How about you , Verne ? It was horrible . Very good , then . ( **38;5810;TOOLONG ) Ah , thank you , thank you , ladies and ... Woah ! Ow , watch it , Verne ! Hey ! Who do you think I am , Axl Rose ? VERNE : Sorry , Marty . Hey , what 's the matter , big guy ? Aw , stinkin ' ol ' Roland Culver was actin ' like a big shot in show-and-tell today , because his stinkin ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or something . I bet your grandfathers did important stuff , too . Like what ? Does n't Clara tell a story about how her mom and dad met on the Oregon Trail ? Oh , yeah . She 's told me a million times . ( IMITATINGCLARA'SVOICE ) It was love at first sight . The rough-and-tumble pioneer and that timid little greenhorn from back east . They were married the same day they met , and their wedding announcement was burned into this piece of buckboard from their wagon . Whoa . That was great . Yeah , sometimes I call in and excuse myself from school . So why do n't you tell stinkin ' ol ' Roland Culver about Daniel Clayton , the rough-and-tumble pioneer who rode The Oregon Trail ? Cool ! But I 'll need some evidence . I got it ! I 'll go back and see grandpa in person ! A silly notion indeed , brother . Oh , yeah ? Who asked you , mister big brains ? Verne , you can get in a lot of trouble going back in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Aw , do n't get your shorts in a wad ! I 'm just gon na take his stinkin ' picture . Despite the photograph , not even Roland Culver would believe that your grandfather lived 150 years ago . I du n no . Roland 's pretty bad at arithmetic . There ! I 'm heading to the 19th century ! Who 's with me ? I repeat , Verne , this is a fool 's errand . Does that mean you 're comin ' ? JULES : Voila , brother Verne . 1850 Wyoming . Are you sure this is the right place ? Have faith , fraternal unit . A microscopic analysis of the dirt particles embedded in the buckboard , cross-referenced to my soil sample collection , tells me that our destination is approximately this point along the famous Oregon Trail . Hey , I still got the same hat ! What a gyp ! It 's a good thing Doc customized the DeLorean for the Hill Valley Pioneer Days Parade . ( RUMBLING ) Hey , what 's that rumbling ? Ah ! That must @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Yes , my analysis of the seismic vibrations tell me that we should expect 20 ... No , make that 21 wagons . Jules , that 's a lot of bull-oney ! Eh , eh , correction , Verne , it 's a lot of buffalo ! VERNE : Tatanka ! ( SCREAMING ) ( SCREAMING ) It 's a stinkin ' stampede ! Safe ! MARTY : I hope you 're right ! I 've been shot ! I doubt if any of those buffalo are carrying rifles . ( GUNSHOT ) Oh , yeah ? ( GUNSHOTS ) MARTY : Hey , check it out . We 've got company . Could it be ? Grandpa ? Hiya , grand ... Mother ? Grandmother ? What 's yer problem , boy ? A buffalo kick you in the head ? Hello , handsome . Ai n't you purdy . Uh , thanks . Thanks a lot . Where have you been all my life ? Uh , in the future ? BOTH : Uh-oh . MAN : Yo ! Howdy strangers ! Greetings . Hi . MAN @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ WOMAN : Buenos d ? as . MAN 3 : Aloha . Whoa ! Dadgumit , Clayton ! Will you pay attention ? Whoa ! Oops . Sorry . Clayton ? That 's Grandpa ? I hope Roland Culver never hears about this . Mighty fancy wagon ya got there , pilgrim , but looks like you 're shy a mule or two . VERNE : Jules , why ca n't we go home ? I do n't wan na take Grandpa 's picture now . He 's a first-class wimp ! As I explained , Verne , we can not return home until I have repaired the bovine damage done to the DeLorean . Not to mention the damage we 've done to history . Oh , yeah ? Like what ? Like causing our grandmother to fall in love with Martin rather than our grandfather . Please , Martha , take my word for it . We ca n't get hitched . Marty , I ai n't turning ' you loose until you promise to walk down the aisle with me . If you do n't untie my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anywhere . All right , but do n't you try nothing ! It is now up to us to make sure that our grandmother and grandfather fall in love at first sight . Come back , ya little varmint ! Yeah , but she only has eyes for Marty . Augh ! Hey , why are you hiding from the beautiful Miss O'Brien ? Meow ! Since she 's joined the wagon train , I can hardly keep my mind on my insects . Oh , man . She 's really got you bugged ! CLAYTON : Hey , but she does n't know I 'm alive . MARTY : Danny boy , when Martha sees you , it 'll be love at first sight . MAN : Yee-haw ! Move it on there , little doggies . Let 's pick it up , stragglers . Remember , no fishing ' now ! ( HOWLING ) ( SCREAMING ) ( SCREAMING ) ( HOWLING ) Will this really make the lovely Miss O'Brien notice me ? Yeah , she 'll say , " Who 's the stinkin ' geek ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me for the dainty , ladylike little lovebird that I am ? ( WHISTLING ) Do n't expect miracles , dearie . Listen and listen tight . It 's chow time . ( MANBELCHES ) ( GASPING ) What are y'all staring ' at ? I got somethin ' in my teeth ? Well , howdy , smelly ol ' stranger . Watch it . Nobody calls me old . No , sir . You 're young ... But smelly . Hmm , that 's better . Got any vittles ? Sure . What do you want to hear ? I 'm talkin ' about grub , bub ! Well , tumblin ' tumbleweeds ! A prairie angel if ever I seen one ! All right , Danny boy . You 're up . Hey , uh ... And he 's down . Are n't you a sight . Are n't you a smell . Thank ya . How 's about you joining ' me fer dinner ? How 's about you stuff your head in a prairie dog hole ? Say , that ai n't very friendly ! I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ valuables , Close Eye . I do n't trust that smelly ol ' stranger . He do n't trust me , huh ? Not to mention the fact he done called me old once again . Hello , Martin . Uh , hi . Uh , gee , I 'd love to stay and chat , but I got ta go milk the buffalo . Oh ! I thought you rode side saddle ! You ... You buzzard ! Hold on there , little lady . I would n't want you gettin ' these nice folks all het up over nuthin . ' ( CHUCKLING ) Maybe I 'd better just take you along fer the ride . Grandma ! Bring back my grammy , you stinkin ' ol ' smelly stranger ! ( SINGING ) Not since ... Clara ! What has transpired ? Somebody 's gone and sanded Ma and Pa 's wedding announcement clean off this buckboard , that 's what . When I find out who did it , they 're in big trouble . Do I make myself clear ? Galloping Galileo ! Your parent @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I know it by heart . " Martha O'Brien and Daniel Clayton , " joint together here as man and wife , March 3rd , 1850 . " I 'll handle this , Clara . Why do n't you lie down ? And do n't look in any mirrors ! Sure , this is a wilderness now , but pilgrims such as us are taming ' this new frontier . Before ya know it , a railroad train will cut a swath right through the very land we set on . ( LAUGHING ) Uh-huh . What 'd I tell ya ? Doc ! Father ! What is everyone staring at ? Have n't you seen a steam locomotive before ? Well , do n't these things usually run on tracks ? Drat ! I knew there was something I forgot ! Father ! How did you find us ? Well , it was n't easy ! Do you know how many wagon trains there are on the Oregon Trail this time of year ? Since you boys left home , your mother has started to fade . Clara 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Verne ? Yeah , where is Verne ? It was all his idea , Father ! Hey , pardon me , Martin , but have you seen the lovely Miss O'Brien about ? Dan Clayton , I presume . Why , yes . Do I know you ? DOC : You will . Hey , that 's great , is n't it ? Yeah . We was robbed ! The cash box is gone ! And so 's that smelly old stranger ! Wild Bill Tannen . But , hey , he does n't like to be called old . BOTH : Tannen ? Bummer ! It appears I have arrived in the proverbial nick of temporal measurement . Oh , do you remember sweet Betsy from Pike Hmm , hmm , something rhymes with Pike , hmm hmm ... Hmm , oh , well . Fifty-three bottles of pop on the wall Fifty-three bottles of pop Here we be , little lady . Home sweet home . It do n't look like much now , but once you use yer femi-nine wiles ... ( LAUGHING ) Why , whoa @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ been born that can kidnap Martha O'Brien and git away with it ! Let her go , ya stinkin ' ol ' smelly goon ! Hi-ya ! ( GASPS ) Uh-oh . Thank ya , son . Now why do n't you just step over here and join us . DOC : Which way did they go , Einie ? ( BARKING ) What 'd he say , Doc ? He said do n't ask him . He 's got a cold . That ought a hold you two . What 's this ? One of them doohickeys that you peeps into to see the hootchie-kootchie dancer ? Uh , yeah . Push the red button and she 'll wink at you . ( EXCLAIMS ) Let 's see here ... Whoa ! VERNE : Aw , look . The big stinkin ' smelly ol ' jerk busted my camera . Things could be worser . ( GROWLING ) ( SCREAMING ) VERNE : I think they is . I mean , are . ( SCREAMING ) There goes our shooting ' iron . I reckon I 'll have to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Pretty good . ( CHUCKLES ) MARTHA : Twere n't no joke , son . JULES : Father , observe ! Down yonder ! Jumpin ' gigawatts ! It 's Vernie ! Oh ... There 's Grammy Clayton ! Er , Miss O'Brien . Zounds ! I knew this territory appeared familiar ! We 're in the middle of the 2,219,790.71 acres which will eventually become Yellowstone National Park ! Thanks for the travelogue , Doc , but your mother-in-law is about to become Purina bear chow . Attention , Vernie ! Dad ? Oh , there he is . Hi , Pop ! Drop the buffalo hide over that hole behind you , and sit down ! He 's plumb loco if he thinks I 'm sittin ' down in front of this critter . DOC : Hurry , son ! Well , he 's my daddy , and I 'm in enough trouble already . DOC : Someone help me with this wagon cover . If my calculations are correct , we have mere seconds . That Buffalo hide should provide adequate insulation . ( RUMBLING ) Ahhh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Right on schedule ! Now , give me a shove ! Hey , I 'm coming along ! Hey , what a smooth ride ! Pop ! I 'm a-comin ' , Vernie boy ! Hey , I can see my wagon from here . It 's great to see you , Dad ! VERNE : Yeah ! DOC : You 've got some explaining to do , young man ! Well , hello , handsome . Daniel , Martha , I now pronounce you husband and wife . Now go ahead and kiss the pretty girl . Yeah , uh-huh . Does " together " have two " g 's " or one ? MAN : Uh , two ! Oh , my gracious ! A brand new species ! And I 'll designate it ... VERNE : The Lepidoptera Martha . And my grandpa discovered it . Oh , very impressive , Verne . Thank you . Brown , you got a cool grandpa . Thanks , Roland Culver , but wait 'll you hear about my grammy . AUTOMATED VOICE : Photographic systems operational . Doctor Emmett @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I mean , I 'm really about to blow my top ! Heh , heh ... Do n't worry , I 'm not mad . That 's just geyser talk . What 's a geyser , you ask ? Access video encyclopedia , section G for geyser . AUTOMATED VOICE : Section G . Entry , geysers . DOC : That 's a geyser . The most famous geyser in the world . Old Faithful in Yellowstone National Park . The very same geyser that launched Verne and Grammy Clayton to safety . How do they work ? Well , geysers are natural hot springs created by geothermal energy . As you can see here , the inside of the earth is molten rock . Sometimes this heated rock makes its way up near the earth 's surface and water flows through it . When this happens , we get large amounts of hot water and steam . To demonstrate , our very own geyser can be created in the lab . Since we 're dealing with a heat source and boiling water , better not try this one at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in this beaker full of water . As the water boils in the bottom of the beaker , it forms water vapor bubbles , just like a real geyser . At this point the hot water expands and literally wants to let off some steam . This steam looks for the path of least resistance to the surface . In our case , the tube of the funnel , and ... ( EXCLAIMING ) We 've got an instant geyser ! With a little powdered chocolate and a few marshmallows , we 've also got a pretty good cup of cocoa . ( SLURPING ) See you in the future ! ( @theme_music_playing ) Hey , buckaroos . I got one fer ya . What has one horn and gives milk ? You give up ? A milk truck ! ( LAUGHING ) ( SCREAMING ) ( CHUCKLING )

@@5233041 Hmm ... What is taking you so long ? You have the first turn . You can put any word down . Do n't rush me . Is " dogarf " a word ? I 'm not telling you . You 're fun to play with . Is " fodgrf " a word ? If you ca n't say it , it 's probably not a word . Ok , fine . " Darvog " ? - What ? - I challenge . " Darvog " is a word . Use it in a sentence . I just did . " Darvog " is a word . That 's a sentence . Do you not know what a sentence is ? Because if you do n't know what a sentence is , we should n't play . It would be like playing with a child . You want something to eat ? I am darvogged . I just invented a new sandwich . I took peanut butter and spread it on a piece of bread . And then , on the other piece of bread , I put some jelly . I call it a jelly and peanut butter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ combination . Do n't move . Why ? Spider . Where ? Where is it ? Is it on me ? Get it off me ! Get out of the way ! - Uhh huh huh ! - Where did it go ? What did it look like ? It was the biggest spider I 've ever seen . Ooh ! Ooh ! Uhh ! What are you doing ? I 'm gon na kill it . Are you mad ? You ca n't do that . You need to capture it and take it outside ... And then kill it . We do n't want that mess in here . The maid just cleaned . We do n't have a maid . I meant you . Hey , guys ! Uhh ! Spider ! Lola ! Oh , did you like that lamp ? Let me get you another one . Seriously , it 's no problem . I can go right now . I 'm 8 hours early for our date anyway . I do n't see the spider . Oh , I missed him . He could @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ heard this story once about a spider that crawled inside this man 's ear and laid its eggs in there , and the spider babies ate his brain . Well , time to go lamp shopping ! You know what , I should go help Lola with that lamp . Lamps can be pretty tricky . Wait for me ! I 'm not getting killed by a spider today ! A jpb ? I think that sounds good . I invented a sandwich once . You take a piece of bread , a piece of cheese , a bunch of ice cream , a little more bread , some fish sticks , a little syrup , and then the heel of the bread . I call it a darvog . Ah ! I knew that was a word . You ca n't do anything until he 's been missing for 24 hours ? But this is an emergency ! You 're the police ! What if something terrible 's happened to him ? No , you calm down ! I ca n't stand it ! We 're looking for a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not looking for a tosh . We 're looking for a lamp . What 's a tosh ? Tosh , my dear friend ! He went to mail a letter , but he never came back ! Oh , dear . How long has he been gone ? 10 minutes ! Oh , poor thing . We 're never apart . I just know something terrible has happened to him ! 11 minutes ! Tosh ! That 's the worst thing I 've ever heard . When I heard about this guy who had a spider lay babies in his ear and eat his brain . Oh ! Tears wo n't bring your friend back . Right now , time is our enemy . In the case of an abduction , every second counts . Listen to me . If we do n't find your friend soon , the chances are , you will never see him again . Oh , sorry . May I ? We 'll take your case . Oh , are you private detectives ? No , but I ca n't go home until bugs takes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a decent way to kill some time . Now , can you give us a general physical description of the victim ? Victim ? ! Hey ! The clock ... it 's ticking . All right . High cheekbones , big expressive eyes , athletic build . Oh , no , wait ! That one 's me . This is Tosh . What 's his height ? About 9 1/2 inches tall . Weight ? Now , he 'll tell you he 's 3/4 of a pound , but between you , me , and the fencepost ... He 's at least a pound , but he carries it well . It 's gon na be ok . Believe me , I have a sixth sense about these things . I 've got sight , I 've got hearing , I 've got taste , I 've got smell . - What is the other one ? - Touch ? Oh , thanks . I 'm flattered , but I 'm trying to think of the other sense . Whatever it is , I 've got it . But the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ humor . Boo brr boo bbb boo ! Bbb bboo ddoo doo dooo pplll ! Mm mmew ! I guarantee you we will find your friend . But just in case we do n't , we 'll go ahead and take the lamp now so it 's not awkward later , you know . - Ohh ! Lola , I ca n't talk right now . Oh , it 's no problem . Just wanted you to know that daffy and I are gon na be a little late . We 're investigating a missing person 's case . Mmhmm . But the good news is we got you a new lamp , and it looks exactly like your old one , except it 's a different color and the base is a little wider ... a lot wider . And the shade 's different . It 's a weird shade . Aah ! You know , you could at least see it before you judge it . Unbelievable , that guy . Tell me about it . Try living with him . What are we doing here again ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ put them up all over town , get the public involved . Plus , I get the 10% friends and family discount here . Hey , guys ! I do n't have time to chitchat . Lola and I are in a race against the clock to save a life . One of the gophers is missing . That 's terrible . How long has he been gone ? - 15 . - Days ? Minutes . And every second I spend talking to you is a second I do n't have . Now , do you have a dollar ? I want to get something from the vending machine . Thanks . Put it on my tab . Minus 10% . Look , I know what you 're thinking . Daffy and I working side by side in an emotionally charged environment ? How easy it is for two people bonded by a shared experience to become romantically intertwined . I just want you to know that is not gon na happen with me and daffy . Yeah . I was n't worried . Ok , now that my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that flyer . Ooh ! What about a reward ? Good idea ! But how do you put a dollar amount on a human life ? What am I talking about ? He 's a gopher . Put 5 bucks . All right , now , let 's put the photo of Tosh here . We do n't have a photo . What we also do n't have is time , Lola . That gopher 's been gone for 16 minutes . Maybe we should just give up and go home . You do n't mean that . And the spider 's still there , so , remember , you ca n't go home . You 're right . We do n't have a photo . We 'll have to draw a picture of him . Ooh ! Ok , not to brag , but I have been told I am a great artist . Oh , no , wait . I 've been told I 'm a great flautist . No , that does n't make sense . I do n't play the flaut . Maybe I 've been @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ talking about ? Drawing the gopher . Ooh ! I 'll do it . Not to brag , but I 've been told I 'm a great artist . Yes , ok ... Shade that part ... How 's that ? I do n't know . Just those two big teeth in front ? He looks like a hillbilly . No offense . How about that ? Better . What about putting him in clothes ? You know , like , maybe a white outfit to signify his purity ? Ooh , yeah , like he 's the innocent victim . I like that . Hmm . Now it 's a little too much white . Maybe he needs a pop of color . Ooh ! That looks good . What about a hat ? Give him a little personality , like , " hey , look at me . I got a hat on . " Oh , yeah , that 's our guy . Let 's see what kind of spider we 're dealing with here . Uhh ! This kind of looks like him . " African @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is Latin for ... Murderer " ? " The venom of the six-eyed sand spider is highly toxic " and causes blood vessel leakage tissue destruction , and multi-organ breakdown " ? Aah ! Check out my n-new driving gloves . W-why are you so jumpy ? There 's a killer spider in the house . A kkiller spider ? You m-mean that one ? W-what do we do ? Just calm down . Let me get on your shoulders . II just had my jacket cleaned . Fine . Get on my shoulders . Oh ! You 're real solid , are n't you ? I ... Do n't know about this . You can do this , porky . Ddo we have to g-get so close ? It 's a spider . It 's not gon na jump on you . Aah ! It 's on my face ! - Kill it ! - But it 's on my face ! Stab it ! Get off me ! Porky , you 're panicking ! There 's a p-poisonous spider on my face ! Aaah ! Aaah ! Wwhat @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Tosh 's destination . Did he make it ? There 's only one way to find out : Dust for fingerprints . Right . Yes . Dust for fingerprints . You know what , we do n't need fingerprints . Let 's run some forensics . Right , forensics . Love forensics . Big fan of forensics . Now that I think about it , all we really need is a DNA sample . Right . One sample of DNA coming up . You want to just crawl inside and see if he 's in there ? Ooh ! Fun ! Nope ! No gopher . Ooh , but there 's tons of mail in here . Oh , really ? Hmm . Not as roomy as I thought it would be . Nnow what do we do ? Hey , boy ! You 're a good guard dog , right ? There 's an intruder in the house . You think you can get him ? Good boy ! Then go in there and get him ! Bye-bye . Wwell , it 's getting late . It l-looks like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll just go now . I 'll g-get my driving gloves some other time ! What do we know ? We know climbing inside a mailbox is against the law . What else ? The fire department 's not happy when they have to use the jaws of life to pry you out of a mailbox . What else ? The city says you have to pay to replace the mailbox or do 1,100 hours of community service . What else ? Tosh has been missing for 28 minutes and we still have n't found him . Oh , right , the gopher . I totally forgot about that whole situation . Well , I guess we 're back to square one . Or ... Uhhuh , uh-huh , interesting ... Maybe , could be ... Ahh ! I like where you 're going with this . I had n't thought of that . You 're good ! What do you think ? I think this is just the break we 've been looking for . Yeah , I think we 'll be able to focus a lot better after @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ poisonous gas , so that 'll take care of your spider . Just do n't go back inside for 24 hours . You do n't want to breathe that stuff in . Oh , and thanks for the driving gloves ! Do n't mention it . Hi , Mr . bunny . Hey , gossamer , what 's the matter ? My pet ran away . Aw , I 'm sorry . His name 's Webster . He looks like an African sand spider , but he 's actually harmless . I really miss him . Can you please let me know if you see him ? Gossamer ! Look who I found . That 's not Webster . There he is ! Oh , I missed you so much , buddy . I thought those cookies would help us focus , but now I 'm just really full and tired and a little sick . Well , the gopher 's been gone an hour anyway . I think we should just assume the worst and get on with our lives . But how are we gon na break the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . E-mail ? Text ? The beauty of today 's electronic devices is that they allow you to maintain a cool distance when delivering upsetting news . Ah ! Or maybe we do n't have to break the news after all . Come on ! Got ta keep that blood sugar up . Where are you , Tosh ? Oh , wait . That 's me . Where are you , Tosh ? We found your friend ! Where is he ? Tada ! I guess this case is closed . Oh , Tosh ! Where were you ? Why ? Whatever do you mean ? After I went to the mailbox , I spent an hour in the park . I thought it would be good to have a little time to myself , but the truth of the matter is , I hated every second of it ! Turns out , I did n't want time to myself . I just want to be with you . Well , why did n't you tell me ? You could have at least left a note . But I did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ register . " Dear Mac , I 'm going to the park " to spend a little time alone . " I 'm sure I 'll hate it . Did n't want you to worry . Xoxoxo , Tosh . " You know what , I should go help bugs ... Kill that spider . Spiders can be pretty tricky . What , are you nuts ? Why were you handling a poisonous spider ? You 're lucky we did n't have to amputate . Am I gon na be ok ? You 'll be fine . Just go home . Get some rest . Oh . The exterminator said I ca n't go home until tomorrow . Well , you do n't have to go home , but you ca n't stay here . Put this on twice a day . - What is it ? - Darvog . It 's an anti-inflammatory . Better than amputating ! How many hours until we can go home ? 19 . Who 's your friend ? I 'm still deciding on a name . Right now , it 's between lieutenant @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't go wrong with either one , except for that first one . I 'm starving ! What is taking so long ? Yeah , where 's speedy ? Oh , I missed you so much ! I missed you so much ! Well , I missed you more . Oh , do n't be silly . I missed you more . All right , gopher ! Gim me my $5.00 ! I told you , I 'm not a gopher ! ? Standin ' there with a blade in your hand ? ? Yosemite Sam , do n't you understand ? ? ? I 'm your moostache ? ? do n't shave your moostache ? ? been with you since the day you were born ? ? all that time , I 've never been shorn ? ? what would you do without your flavor saver ? ? putting ' aside those crumbs for later ? ? ? very first time that you kissed a girl ? ? I tickled her nose and I rocked her world ? ? stuck with you through thick and thin ? ? shaving @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? your face is my home ? ? moostache ? ? I got my own comb ? ? moostache ? ? without me , you would be so alone ? ? do you remember that time we got caught up in the snowstorm ? ? ? I was right there for you , my friend ? ? keepin ' your top lip so warm ? ? I keep tears off of your mouth ? ? bugs from flyin ' up your nose ? ? when you got punched in the mouth ? ? I was cushioning the floor ? ? put that blade back on the shelf ? ? you know I love you more than anyone else ? ? if you feel some hair just has to go ? ? weed-wack some of that back hair , bro ? ? moostache ? ? I 'm your best friend ? ? moostache ? ? until the end ? ? moostache ? This shade 's a little weird , but it 's not bad . Aah ! Another spider ? No , it 's just after seeing that shade , @ @ @ @ @ @

@@5233141 Do you wan na go to vegas with me ? I 'm not sure how great of an idea that is . [all_cheering] We 'd have to put the wedding on hold until you 've completed your first year as candidate . We acknowledged that , that this kind of arrangement could put a lot of pressure on us . I got a job coming up after shift . I could use a second set of eyes . What kind of job ? Go ! Go ! Go ! - Hey , ' sup , Newhouse ? - ' Sup ? Yo . Yo , man , what happened ? Ah ... Come on , man , it 's nothing . You know , a misunderstanding . And I thought you said you were going to get this window fixed . It broke again . What can you do ? Look , I have two crates of chocolates in here that ca n't walk themselves inside , so help me out , man . Hey . You would tell me if you were jammed up , right ? Hell , yeah . We 're boys . - Okay , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You guys , Molly 's II is almost up and running . Do we have a menu ? No . Do we have a cook ? No . At least I 'm doing something . Listen to your colleague here . No . I was very specific about the time table afforded . Eight weeks , okay , and you 've burned through half of it already . Yeah , yeah , we 'll be ready . We 'll be ready . We just ... we just need a signature dish . I 'll try it . Sylvie ! No ! No . Tangy . Dominican sausage and peppers . Dude , if you keep calling your food " Dominican , " I 'm going to have to kick your ass on behalf of an entire country . All right , fine . Who 's gon na be the cook ? Hey , listen , I got a cousin , you know . A really nice Russian girl . No more cousins from you . Hey , it 's a totally different cousin . - Hey , guys . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the face ? It 's starting to be regular with you . You got a secret fight club or something we do n't know about ? Yeah , man , you want to join ? What , and endanger this work of art ? I 'll pass . Finally , something edible . 3.00 bucks . Naomi 's academic decathlon team has made it to the finals in D.C . , and I need to raise $1,500 for her travel expenses . Hey , your kid is in the academic decathlon finals . You must be doing something right . Yeah . - He 's alive ! - Hey , hey ! Look at you ! Hey ! - How was Vegas ? - It was great . It was really great . Uh , is Boden around ? In his office . Okay . I ca n't get the image out of my head of you . Well , I did n't even finish with the details ... Chief ... Mouch , great , you 're here too . Do you got a minute ? Vegas ! Yeah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Looks like the trip was good for you . Yeah . Yeah , Vegas was great . You know , played a little craps , hit the pool , got some sun , and , uh , oh , yeah . I got married . [Laughter] - Congratulations . - Yeah , yeah , sure , of course ! - Congratulations . - No , thank you , guys . And , Mouch , I wanted to ask you about helping me sort out my insurance , pension , getting her name on it ... Whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa ... You 're serious ? Yeah . I got married . Uh , okay . Well , then there 's a considerable amount of paperwork to be gathered , in that case . It 'll take me some time . Cool . Thanks . Yeah . Her name 's Brittany Baker . She 's a graphic artist from Tallahassee . I met her at the craps table . We hit it off . 24 hours later , boom . Silver Bells wedding chapel . She 's coming @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ love her . You 're gon na love her . All right , yeah , okay , ha , ha , ha , ha . All right , you got us all set up . Where 's the punch line ? I got married . In Vegas . Her name 's Brittany . Okay , great . Mazel tov ! Thank you ! Here you go . Congrats , man . So you had to bail on the Vegas trip . See , this is what happens when he 's left to his own devices . I told you . My mom had a yard sale , and I had to help . Whew . Hey . Just think , you almost went to Vegas with him . That could 've been you . Mm . Yeah . Hey , you all right ? Yeah . So , this wedding thing . - Legit ? - Legit . Look , I 'm telling you , once you meet her , you 'll get it , okay ? You 're really gon na like her . You do n't need to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good . And she 's out looking for places right now . We 're gon na end up staying at a hotel until we find something ... wait , wait , what are you talking about ? You have a place to live . Nah , dude , I ... we ca n't ... Our home is your home , and that makes it her home . You sure you do n't want to check with Dawson first ? Dawson 's gon na say the same thing I am . Thank you . Sure . So , uh , you got a photo ? I just got this one of her at the pool . Huh ? Congratulations . [Alarm_sounds] Truck 81 , Squad 3 , Ambulance 61 . Single vehicle accident . Passenger trapped . [Sirens_wailing] Well , that ai n't good . Guys , get the extinguishers . [Indistinct_radio_chatter] Trench is too narrow for side access . Dawson , get down there and see if we can get him out in front . Right . [Shouting_in_background] Hey , my name 's Gabriela . We 're gon na get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Allison . Allison , you feel any pain ? My ... my head . Yeah , I can see you got a ... you got a cut there . Do you think that you lost consciousness ? - [Screaming] - [Seat_belt_clicking] Allison , look at me . Do not try to take off your seat belt . We 're gon na extricate you safely . People ... people lose air in situations like this . I ca n't stay in here ! I ca n't ! Allison , I know that it 's scary , but we know what we 're doing . I just need you to give me a couple slow , deep breaths . In and out , in and out . - Yo ! - Dawson ! - [Screaming] - Dawson , get back ! - Can we get in there ? - Nah , it 's too tight . We got one female trapped . Go in from the bottom ? We do n't have any other options . Okay , we 're gon na crack the frame . What does cracking the frame @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ off the bottom of the car . Hey , Tony , grab the hurst . Newhouse , Capp , grab sawzalls . We need to disassemble the exhaust . - Dawson ! - Just ... Herrmann , Dawson , Cruz , and Otis , hook two come-alongs from the front of the frame to the back . Mouch , build a high point in the middle with cribbing . Got it . [Alison_whimpering] Hi . Allison , right ? - Yeah . - I 'm Sylvie . [Saws_whirring] Ok . We 're good . Set . I got it . Hey , hey , I know it 's loud . That sound is normal , I swear . No , I smell gas ! Casey , Severide ! Yeah , we know ! Keep going , keep going . All right , hold , hold . Good . [Indistinct_radio_chatter] Hey , nice work , brother . Good stuff . Nice work , man . Nice stuff . Awesome job . Good job . Hey , nice job . You got a minute ? Yeah , sure . Before I get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did n't say something . You ever throw a pot ? What ? You know , like , pottery on a wheel . No . Trudy and I took a class . That whole Ghost thing , very sensual . Anyway , you throw a pot , see , and it looks pretty good , but you only have a short while to make adjustments before it dries . Is it really the pot for you ? Maybe you 're looking for something rounder . You got to decide quick , before that pot dries and it 's yours forever . So you 're saying marriage is like a pot ? Yes . Yes . And nothing 's dried yet , Kelly . Do you follow what I 'm saying ? Mouch , you ever been married ? Not personally , no . All right , thanks , man . Psst , Lieutenant . How long you got ? How long I got to what ? Till this Severide marriage flames out . Otis , do n't be a dick . Okay , if you do n't want in on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bucks on six weeks . There it is . So , Lieutenant , why do n't you tell us a little more about this crazy wedding of yours , huh ? Start at the beginning . We want every detail . Who are you , my Aunt Ruth ? We said , " let 's get married , " we got married . When is she gon na be here already ? She 'll be here , all right ? She 'll be here . Do n't worry . Well , you got to admit , he 's happy . " She 's a graphic artist . We met at the craps table . Her name is Brittany , and she 's from Florida " ? You know what that adds up to ? Stripper . What do you have against Florida ? Are you seriously accepting all this as normal ? I mean , when has he ever high-fived anyone ? Let alone the entire house ? Gabby , he 's happy . Who cares how he got there ? I am asking you to find out what is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I saw the look in his eye , and when Kelly gets like this he do n't listen to nobody . Who has his ear ? Who can get through to him ? Shay . God , these calls are wiping me out . I need to get back into shape . Yeah , you 're looking like you 're in trouble . I 'm serious . Back at home when I was planning the wedding , I used to do spinning Mondays and Wednesdays , power yoga Tuesdays and Thursdays , and box-blaster on Fridays , and ... - Oh , box-blaster ? - It 's a kickboxing workout . Yeah , odd name . That 's really all I did . Working out and making sure dinner was ready by the time Harrison got home . You know , we got a heavy bag and some weights at the house , if you want to ... Oh , do you guys have zumba classes in Chicago ? I do not know what that is . Never mind . I 'll figure it out . So is this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and getting married deal ? As far as I know , this is the first . Just curious . Ambulance 61 . Two-vehicle accident , corner of Jackson and Rose . [Sirens_wailing] Thank God you 're here . Right this way . Let me take a look at that bump . - Were you hurt , sir ? - Nah , nah , it 's all good . Look , the only injury he has is the brain cells he killed with whatever he drank . No way , dude . Totally sober . I told the lady , let 's just exchange information . But I know the police do n't come to a minor accident unless you report an injury . That 's right , the police are on their way now . Just ... why do n't you go ahead and take a seat ? - All right . - Relax . What happened ? So I see the light 's red , and I come to a complete stop like good drivers are supposed to do . He ... Hey , hey , Sylvie . That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - [Grunting] - Okay , hold on . - He 's seizing . - Take that off . Oh , God . Could you ... - De-fib . - Charging . Oh , God , oh , God , oh , God , oh , God , oh , God ... - Clear . - Oh , God . - [Slow_beep_resumes] - I got rhythm back . What does that mean ? Is he okay ? Ma'am , can you please just step back , give us some room ? - Thank you . - He 's still really tachy . Can we push midazolam ? I mean , I know it wo n't stop him from metabolizing the crack . Yeah , but it will ... it will slow down the seizing . Yeah , let 's do it . [Rapid_beeping] [Slow_beeping_resumes] Oh , look . He 's waking up . Ahh ! Guess he 's not metabolizing it anymore . - Hey , Mills . - Hey . How 's it going ? - It 's good , you ? - [Laughs] Great . Hey , listen , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me out with something tomorrow ? I 'm not gon na be target practice again , am I ? No , that was like a one-in-a-million thing . I just need you to stand by the car and wait while I go see someone . And that 's it , just stand by the car ? Yeah , that 's all . What the hell is going on with you , man ? Nothing ... it 's nothing , all right ? It 's like I told you ... it 's a little minor thing I need to straighten out . So can I count on you ? Yeah , sure . Thanks , buddy . Oh ... [Laughs] Whoa , what happened here ? Oh , come on , admit it . You miss this . Yeah , yeah , the jealousy is just overwhelming . Hey , excuse me ? Hi , I 'm Brittany . I 'm , uh , I 'm looking for Kelly Severide . - I 'm his ... - Oh , you 're his wife . - Yeah . - Hi , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Dawson . - You 're the roommate , right ? - Uh , sort of . Yeah , Kelly told me about you . Said you 're shaping up to be one hell of a firefighter . He said that ? Huh . Oh , sorry . This is Sylvie Brett . She 's one of the paramedics on Ambulance 61 . - This is Brittany ... - Baker . Or , uh , or Baker-Severide . We have n't quite worked that out yet . Uh , I 'd shake your hand but I 'm , uh ... it was a patient . I was n't out partying or anything . Obviously , I mean . We had an ingestion O.D . , which basically means a guy ate a whole bunch of crack , and it was ... suddenly I 'm realizing you do n't want to hear any of this . I 'm gon na go and shower now . But , you know , welcome . Congratulations and all . Thank you . [Laughs] So , come on in . Guess who I found . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is Brittany . All : Hey ! All right , welcome . What have you got here ? Well , I read an article that said when you come to a firehouse for the first time , come knocking with your elbows . What ? Because your arms are full of food . You know , most people overthink it . They get those fancy popovers and muffins with frosting ... Cream puffs . Now , I myself enjoy the occasional puff , - but en masse ... - They get soggy . Exactly . Oh , wow . Hi ! And who are you ? Who is this ? - Oh , that 's Pouch . - Well , hello . Hey ! That 's the official 51 seal of approval , right there . I am honored . So I 'm guessing you guys heard , " Vegas wedding , met at the craps table , " and thought ... - Stripper . - Hey , Capp , not cool . No , no , no , actually I do n't blame him . It sounds crazy to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but it 's been really great . Well , this calls for a celebration . Friday night , Molly 's . Oh , yeah . Hell , yeah . Friday night at Molly 's . And I tell you what , 15% off all the drinks in honor of the happy couple here . This is so bizarre . - Hi . Brittany . - Hey . Hey , um , thanks for letting Brittany move in . We wo n't take long to find a place . Yeah , of course . Appreciate it . **29;4886;TOOLONG She 's moving into our house ? Remind me to tell you that Brittany is moving in with us . What ... we do n't even know who she is . He does n't even know who she is . What , you think he married a serial killer ? Why are you so okay with this ? Severide 's a big boy . He can do what he wants . Look , however this plays out , good or bad , he 's gon na need me on his side . So @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ where I 'm gon na be . Hey , congratulations again . Thanks . And thanks for letting her crash for a while . Are you okay ? Yeah , I 'm better than okay . I 'm great . It just seems like ever since ... ever since Shay died , you 've been avoiding ... Why ca n't you just be happy that I 'm happy , Dawson ? Because I 'm not sure that you are happy . I think ... I think maybe that you 're hiding , and I know that Shay would n't want that for you . Yeah ? You think she 'd want you putting your wedding on hold forever ? No , that 's completely different . Look , some people , they get married when they know it 's right , however quick it is , and some people , they put it off . Maybe you 're doing what 's right for you and Matt . Just , before you accuse anyone of hiding ... check and make sure you 're not doing that yourself . I 'll just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to tell you I 'm done . You 're done ? Anybody can see the only way this goes is south , so I 'm out . Done . Why are you putting a tracker on this guy 's car ? You worry too much . Get in the car . - Mm-hmm . - [Laughs] So ... I told my mom . And ? She cried . Like , good cried or bad cried ? Half " sad I was n't there " cry and half " happy at least my daughter is married " cry . We should fly her up . When we get our place . Like , have a little reception ? Yeah , just family . Yeah . Yeah , for family . Hey . Hey . Hi . So are we nuts ? Maybe . Hi . You 're new here , are n't you ? Oh , I 've taken a couple of zumba classes , but this is my first class here . Well , the instructor is awesome . You 're gon na love it . [All_cheering] All right , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Here we go ! Row those arms ! [Energetic_dance_pop_music] We going this way . ? ? Hey , Tina , can you take over for a second ? Miss ? New girl ! Can I see you over here for a moment ? There you go , ladies ! - Whoo ! - Make it happen ! - Looking good ! - Yeah ! Who sent you ? - Nobody . - Who knows ? Nobody . You mean to tell me that you just came to a zumba class in Pilsen on your own ? I live here . Well , you 're just gon na have to leave , right now . But this is the best rated zumba class on Yelp . How you doing , ladies ? Well , what 's it gon na take to keep you quiet about this ? - Let me teach you to cook . - What ? You have a food truck that needs a cook . I have skills I have nowhere to use . - So ... - So cook for the house . No , I want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anyone asking me , " when 's dinner ready ? " ever . But for Molly 's II ... Wait , hold on , let me get this straight . In order to keep you from outing me , I have to allow you to cook for me ? Yes . You are ... you 're like ... like , perfect . Deal ? Absolutely . All right , ladies ! One more time , yeah ! Oh , oh ! Here we go again , yeah ! - Pass the cheese ? - Mm-hmm . Thanks . Want some hot sauce ? Nah . There they are . Hey . - How 's it going ? - Good . Is that all you have ? Yeah , I came straight here with the bags I packed for Vegas . I 'm gon na get my friends to send me some more clothes . Otherwise , I 'm gon na be wearing a lot of bikinis . - Welcome . - Thank you so much ... so much for letting me stay here . Whoa , whoa , whoa , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ week and then tell Severide they got to find ... I like her . What ? When did this happen ? Like you said , he 's happy . What do I know ? You want a beer ? Sure . **26;4917;TOOLONG [Sighs] I think ... I think part of me is a little jealous . I mean , he gets to do what he wants . Meet a girl , get married , put it all out there for the world . I just get tired of all the sneaking around and pretending . Have you been talking to Severide ? No , why ? Nothing , I just ... I mean , you know I hate it too , right ? I know . As long as you and I are both on 81 , what ... No , no , this is n't your fault . It is n't anyone 's fault . It just sucks . Yeah . [Sighs] And sometimes I wish we could just fly off to Vegas and get the rest of our lives started . You know I would in a second @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ first thing we need here is your marriage certificate . Got it right here . It 's got a little margarita spilled on it , but everything 's clear . Okay , we can make a copy of that . So these two are for your non-major benefits , prescriptions and the like . This one goes to personnel , and this one goes to the insurance company . Then these two are life insurance and pension forms , and they both go to the pension benefits department . Then for major medical ... you know what ? Let me get these filed for you . Really ? Consider it my wedding gift . Congratulations , Severide . May you know only happiness from this day forward . Hey , how many weeks you have us down for in the pool ? Three . We 're gon na prove you wrong , Chief . I hope you do . Thanks , Chief . Three , huh ? How many did you have ? - Yo . - Yeah . Come here for a second . All right . Your misunderstanding @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a note . " I see you again , and you 're dead . " - Mills ... - Yo , this is happening at the house . If Boden finds out about this , - you are gone , and it 's ... - I hear you , man , come here . What the hell is it with you and this guy , man ? His name is Jake Williams . Okay , he has outstanding warrants for larceny and assault in Wisconsin . Okay , if I can tail or track this guy back across state line , I can pick him up and clear $2,000 . You are messing with this felon for 2 grand ? You have a daughter , come on . I have a daughter who has worked her ass off to help her team get to finals and a trip to D.C . that 's gon na cost me $1,500 . I ca n't let her down . Hey , better you let her down than get yourself killed , okay ? I 'm telling you this face-to-face , you end this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 3 , Ambulance 61 . House fire , 871 Carver Drive . [Sirens_wailing] You have to get Andrew . Mr . Lewellen . - Is he the resident ? - Yes . He lives by himself with his dog , Paco . I saw him bring Paco out and then go into the cellar . - It 's right down here . - Ma'am , ma'am , go back . We have to find a new entrance . - Hey , Chief , got a window ! - Go ! Newhouse , Tony , I need ladder and entry ! Come on , hustle . Help him out ! Come on , hustle ! Newhouse , go through . Keep it back . Call out ! Call out ! Hey , chief , I found the resident . He 's pretty badly burned . Hey , bud ! [Coughs] [Indistinct_radio_chatter] Oh ! Hey , come on . All right , I 'm sending him up ! Severide ? Everything all right down there ? Negative . I 'm okay , Chief , but we need to seal this room off @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ everybody knows nobody touches anything , and get the cops here now . So , what do we got ? This fell out of the guy 's hands when he was being hauled up . I 'm pretty sure this is what he came down to get . Guy 's hand ? What guy 's hand , homeowner ? I do n't know if he owned the place , but I 'm pretty sure he owned the box . Where is he now ? My guess , halfway to Chicago Med . He was pretty banged up when they loaded him into the ambo . Hey , call dispatch , get a twenty on that ambulance . I want somebody with that guy when they roll into Chicago Med . So you did n't touch the box or its contents ? No . Did n't open it ? Pretty hard to do without touching it . We just have to ask these questions for chain of evidence , Kelly . I did n't open the box . [Police_radio_chatter] Those kids look pretty young . Hmm . Oh , God . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anymore , Mills . Hey , Matt . There you go . What 's up ? We need to help out Newhouse . [Banging_on_pot] What is that ? That is oven-fried ravioli with crispy sage and pancetta . You made those ? Hell , no , Brett did , but she 's showing me how , and it 's a perfect Molly 's II signature dish . Portable , delicious . It 's a lot like bar food . But with a sophistication all its own . It does n't smell half bad , I 'll give you that . And Brett 's got these things down to a science . We can knock these out in the truck to order , no problem . Okay . I 'm going in . Ladies and gentlemen , we have a new house chef ! Wait , what ? You think we 're gon na eat the swill these chuckleheads make when we have someone who can cook like this ? - Yeah . - All right . Brett , when 's dinner ? Oh , uh ... You know , guys @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . We would if it tasted like this . We need to keep Brett 's genius focused on Molly 's II . What 's wrong with you ? Just trust me on this one . Yeah , okay , Brett . No chow duty for you . [Laughter] Put some money on here ! Give me your credit card . Yeah , you . Newhouse ! - Hey , you came ! - Hey ! Come here . Tell Naomi to have a great time in D.C . What 's this ? We passed the boot . - Are you serious ? - Yeah . Well , it was either that or have the guys eat 500 candy bars . This seemed like the better plan . Wow . Mills , this your doing ? God . I do n't know what to say . Thank you , all of you . Hey , we 're 51 . We take care of our family , man . 51 . Sorry . [Sniffles] It just hits me sometimes . I know . Me , too . You saved my life , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on , let 's go home . No , no , your friends threw a party for us . - Let 's go inside . - You do n't have to . - You do n't have to . - I want to . You sure ? Sure I want to celebrate marrying you ? Yeah , yeah , so badly it 's not even funny . This is grim . Yeah . So the federal kiddie porn databases , they search for the kid and for the background so that they can identify the work of different offenders , so I figured we 'd do the same thing . Oh , my God . What ? Oh , my God . My God . When 's the last time you heard from him ? Ten years ? You know how old he is in that photo ? I mean , 15 , maybe . He took off for New York not long after that . Come here , come here . We 'll send that off to Manhattan SVU . Yeah . We 'll see if they have anything @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Did you get the files I sent ? Um , yeah , thank you . Did I hear right ? You 've got history with one of the vics in the photos , um , a Ted Courtney ? Yeah ... He 's my brother . Erin , I 'm sorry . It 's okay . No , it 's ... it 's not . Well , listen , we got database hits on a couple of the other vics in the photos , all New York missings . I do n't know how your brother got mixed up in this , but we 're gon na get to the bottom of it , okay ? Listen , I 'd like to come and help out . I 've already cleared it with my boss , so if it 's all right with you ... I guess we 'll be seeing you soon . All right . [Click]

@@5233241 I ca n't tell you how good it is to see you . - I 'll be honest , I thought you were dead . - Never felt better in my life . Oh , come on . That 's a lie . Look at you . - How 's Sylvie ? - Sylvie is dead . Fantastic . And the kids ? Denny , the last time we spoke you mentioned that despite astronomical odds you managed to become yet an even better lawyer . - Hard to believe , is n't it ? - I have a motion which I 'm quite capable of arguing myself being more talented than you . - No , you 're not . I also happen to be the client . The case is also extremely unconventional . I want to be frozen . - What do you mean ? - I wan na be frozen and stored in a cryonic institute . - What do you mean ? - I 'm 78 years old . It wo n't be long before my body starts to wither . I 've lived a full life . The technology will soon exist that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wan na be frozen and stored until such time that technology becomes a reality . - What do you mean ? - I mean , when I leave this world I do n't want it to be forever . Which means , for now I wan na be frozen . What do you mean ? PAUL : So basically he wants to be euthanized . And preserved on ice . Evidently there 's some right-to-privacy law I 've never heard of . Why should you ? It 's in the Constitution . What 's Milton Bombay doing here ? He wants to be frozen and stored in a cryonics facility . - All in favor . - And he wants Denny to argue it . And what could possibly occasion him to want that ? The problem is the basis of the case if there is one , would lie in the Bill of Rights which Denny , of course , feels never should have been passed . We 're one Supreme Court appointment away from overturning . - The Bill of Rights ? - Damn right . Red states @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ deficit in play here . I refer to Milton 's not yours . Any person who wants to be frozen should be referred to a therapist not a lawyer . Hey , pretty boy . I hear you 're looking for some interesting cases . Chelina Hall . We have n't officially met . Yes . I 've peeped at you in the girls ' room unofficially . Cute . Come with me . Stuart Milch , Alan Shore . A pleasure . Thanks again for agreeing to see me . Not at all . Especially since I 've made no such agreement . Show him the gizmo , Stuart . Tell him what it is , Stuart . It 's a news blocker . It 's sold off the Internet . You attach it to the input on your television and it basically blocks news transmissions . It 's true . My school principal attached these devices to all the televisions in the building . The problem is it turns out it only blocks one network . The most fair and balanced one . All the others kids can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yes , because this network supposedly pushes a conservative agenda . Which is a lot of hooey . This is blatant censorship . It furthers evidence of a liberal media , and I , for one , am sick of it . In all my years ... In all his years ... Milton , I consider you a friend . Actually , I do n't . I find you a bit boorish . But I have always enjoyed your unfettered candor . And in the spirit of that candor the case can not be won . Given that this is the only lifetime you 'll ever get to have please do n't waste what 's left of it in the cavernous sinkhole known as our system of jurisprudence . I made my life in that system . - I rose to the very top of the system . - No , you did n't . Milton , no judge is going to let you be euthanized and stashed in a subzero . - We can not know that unless we try , Shirley . I know you recently retired . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ counsel . I came in here in search of legal and intellectual acuity . And you sought out Denny ? I assure you , this is something I considered with all due gravity . I came to a decision . And now I appeal to you as my attorney to help me execute that decision . Do I make myself clear ? Perfectly . We 're talking about your execution . - Frozen ? - That 's why he 's here ? If there 's any legal research on point , which I doubt there is the sooner the better . You might look at assisted suicide or right-to-die . Brad , you take the math and science . You 're male and more innately qualified . Anything and everything you find on cryonics technology . Wait . This firm is actually going to help Milton Bombay be put on ice ? Come now , Lori . You of all should know it 's not so bad to go through life as a Popsicle . What is that supposed to mean ? Nothing . My , everybody 's so sensitive @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go to court this morning , so as fast as you can . First of all , students have no vested rights whatsoever to watch any news during school . They are allowed to at Winslow High , except for one network . Ms . Tyler , is this particular broadcast being singled out on content ? If it is , Your Honor , schools have the right to legislate content . - Just as we search lockers . - Objection to the spin , judge . - This is a no-spin zone . - A principal is not subject to reasonableness in his policy . - This is the First Amendment in play . - What 's next ? Burning books ? JUDGE : Ms . Tyler I must say this has a bad stink to it . How do you ban one network news program and not the others ? The principal felt this particular network was detrimental . Well , I want to hear from the principal in this witness chair or I 'm going to grant the motion right now . I can get him here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back at 4 . WOMAN : There they are . - Mr . Bombay , why are you doing this ? It 's simply about wanting to continue my legacy for centuries to come . I 'm perhaps the greatest lawyer of all time . - I want that time to continue . - He 's not . Denny Crane . I 'm better . How are you , sweetie ? Still the king . Denny Crane . Mr . Bombay , you are asking for a court order to end your life . Under today 's science . - Tomorrow might be quite different . - But , sir , let 's be realistic . Why the hell do I have to be realistic ? It 's my body . What do I have to do ? Get pregnant ? Well , you may be couching this in pro-life terms but in today 's scientific world , being frozen makes you dead . I am asking for the chance to be alive in tomorrow 's world . To play with my **37;1517;TOOLONG . Do you have grandchildren today ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ them love me . Suppose one of them came into the court at , say , the age of 30 asking to be frozen ? - I 'd say , " Wait . - You 've got a lot of years . " - Well , maybe they would like it done before their body starts to go south . Which at 30 , it can . Look , I do n't advocate this for young , healthy people . But certainly if you can decide for yourself so should others , right ? - I 'm close to 80 . My life is almost over . Does one have to be old to get this autonomy ? How about somebody 35 with cancer ? If it was incurable , yes . Parkinson 's disease , MS ? What if somebody wanted to get frozen to avoid the draft ? Let him move to Canada . Freeze his balls off . Denny Crane . - Why did you do that ? - You were getting picked apart . - I was doing just fine . - I had to stop @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a moment in there . - You stepped on it . - Boys . We need to get back to the office and prepare our expert . - You stepped on it . - Did not . - Boys . - He did step ... WITNESS : Cryonics proponents do n't refer to the patient as dead . - Simply , " preserved . " - Frozen ? - Yes . - But , doctor if a person 's heart is n't beating , if there 's no brain activity we tend to call them dead . Under today 's medical definition , yes . The definition of cryonics is basically a process using very cold temperature to prevent people dying . - Where 'd we get this quack ? - Shh . Doctor , let 's be fair has anyone ever been brought back to life after being frozen ? No . And it 's not likely to happen soon . But the technology is changing . We 're discovering more about molecular nanotechnology . And one day it will be a reality . Molecular what ? One second @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ something here . I do n't have time to explain . I just need you to go with it , okay ? I want you to count backwards from a 100 silently . - Why ? - I 'll explain later . It 's important . Ninety-nine , 98 . [MOUTHS] Ninety-seven ... Okay , doctor . We 've heard that cryonics is in our future . But please , give me one example , one piece of evidence that indicates that this could possibly work . The wood frog . - I 'm sorry , did you say , " Wood frog " ? - Yes . A frog in the Arctic that hibernates and completely freezes in the winter . No heartbeat , no brain activity . It goes completely dead by today 's definition of death . Then in the spring , it wakens . Brain activity resumes , heart starts beating . - It 's alive again . - And you think if it 's possible for a frog ... - Why not for a human ? If we can accomplish total metabolic arrest with no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and bring them back to life . Thank you , doctor . Humans are warm-blooded animals designed to stay at 98 degrees . Those frogs are cold-blooded with a completely different molecular structure . Admittedly , the future of cryonics involves molecular technology . - There is no evidence it can work with warm ... - There is . We have frozen rat livers thawed them and transplanted them . In Israel , they did it with hearts . In both cases , the rats lived , not for long . But the hearts and livers did come to life . - With humans , we 've frozen valves ... - You think freezing people is ethical ? - Is that consistent with ... ? - It 's ethical to freeze embryos . But again , I 'm up here to give you the science , not engage in a moral debate . Forty-four , 43 ... He kicked their ass . And the best part of it was he had integrity . Which is what you need in your expert . - What did he cost us ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - How are we doing ? - The case would be Schiavo . It 's not first circuit . The Supreme Court refused to hear the appeal . We 'd argue it 's controlling . I wan na read it . Make a copy . You wan na read it ? Hell , no . Can I talk to you in private for a second , please ? I did n't want to embarrass you in front of your superiors but it seems to me the controlling case on this would be Cruzan . The whole thrust of Rehnquist 's opinion was autonomy : The patient 's right to decide . The opinion was muddled . It was essentially three-pronged : Autonomy , the patient 's best interest and the state 's interest to preserve life . You 'd win on prong one , but you 'd likely lose on prongs two and three . You 're much better off arguing Schiavo . - Mr . Bombay ? - Yes ? - Are you all right ? - Yes . It 's just that you brought me back to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a lawyer when I was a young associate . I hated doing all the grunt work but there was all the promise of tomorrow . Would you have dinner with me tonight , Tara ? SHIRLEY : Milton ? Why do n't you have it with me . Why this one particular network ? PRINCIPAL : Look , all networks pander . Some to the liberal , some to the conservative . But when a news organization actually promotes a political agenda ... Can I dial you back a second ? How do they do that ? The broadcasts speak for themselves . Their CEO was the media operative for former Republican presidents . I object to his open mind , judge . - Move to strike ? - Sustained . And then when I saw the documentary Outfoxed it blew my mind . - Because ? It detailed the extent to which the media can go to promote conservative Republican causes . We 'd like to show you a brief series of clips from this documentary . We weren ' t necessarily , as it was told to us @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of a point of view . They want news to be a matter of opinion . O'DONNELL : We were ordered from the top to carry propaganda carry Republican right-wing propaganda . It was made very clear to us that our activities were being monitored . If someone wasn ' t watching it live , they were recording it and they would review it after the fact to see what we did . PRINCIPAL : If you watch the documentary and I strongly suggest you do you 'll see that this goes on and on and on . And these accounts are from people on the inside . Okay . But to put a device on the television ? I hate the idea of shutting down free expression but this became more of a safety issue . - A safety issue ? - They 've got their talk show host declaring that anyone opposed to war is an enemy of the state , a traitor . We 're getting more fights . Kids are attacked for being unpatriotic . Arab and Muslim students being targeted . Maybe this device is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a high school to run . And the first order of the day is keep the kids safe . I thought the first order of an academic community was embracing diversity of opinion . Not when it 's a bias that fosters intolerance . Did you attach any little blockers to networks that lie about presidents and , say , the National Guard ? - I do n't dispute there 's a liberal bias . - You do n't censor those ? Those networks do n't foster intolerance . Any blockers for shock jocks ? Or is racism and misogyny not a concern ? - There 's a lot of garbage out there . - What about your own teachers ? - My teachers ? - A recent poll showed six out of seven college professors voted for John Kerry . Does that not suggest a bias in academia , Mr . Harper ? - Objection . - We 've got countless news programs too many talk shows to keep track of all kinds of opinions being spewed out over the airwaves . Extremes to the left , to the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - That 's actually not true . There 's many programs we do n't permit . - This is the only news show ? - They make a device to block out this particular network ? - It says censorship is popular . - That does n't make it right . - As principal , I have to make that call . And let me say this : I 'm a proud American . I got a flag on my porch . I pray for those troops every night . I taught some of those kids . They 're over there fighting for democracy which includes the right to question . For this network to be saying otherwise offends me as a citizen and principal . I see . So you 're squashing content to promote democracy ? Once again I will shut down any content that fosters intolerance . That is where I stand . You 're going to dinner with him ? I want to find out what 's going on . What 's going on is a runaway ego . It 's all about the spotlight . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all wish that , Denny . I know Mi ... I go way back with Milton . I know Milton like the back of my hand . He knows he 's gon na lose that motion . No risk of him being frozen . Meantime he 's all over the news . I 'm telling you , the man wants to be me . So I 'm gon na have a little talk with him . He 's gon na insist you go to Nicky Blair 's . Watch . - Sorry ? - He pays them to let him sing . - Pardon ? - He slips the maitre d ' a hundred bucks to come to the table and say , " Please , Mr . Bombay , sing us a song . " It 's all about the limelight with Milton . I promise you . CHELINA : What do you mean , lose ? We 're on the side of the First Amendment . The problem is school principals do have a wide discretion . And the material is arguably inflammatory , if they can classify @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know which newscast you 've been watching but the First Amendment is losing its luster lately . Some networks are even censoring their scripted dramas . So , what do we go with if not freedom of expression ? ANCHOR [ON_TV] : Meanwhile , actor Vince Odoms you know him as the judge in the Michael Jackson reenactment trial has quit to play Phil Spector in the reenactment of that trial on a competing network . FBS president Rick Silverman is threatening to sue claiming the actor is under contract and it would be a material breach to walk in the middle of ongoing litigation . It was learned today that the Los Angeles County Sheriff 's Office reportedly had ... [LAUGHING_AND_CHATTERING] So , what 's the point ? - The point ? - Of us having dinner what 's the point ? If it 's sexual , I 'll need notice so I can take my little pill . You asked Tara . What was the point of that ? With her , I would n't need a pill . You 've talked a wonderful game about the future @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ century . But when you were talking to Tara what I observed was a man looking backwards a man who perhaps is lonely . You 've got it wrong . I saw melancholy , Milton . And melancholy accompanied by the desire to be dead . Is this Milton Bombay looking to check out in a way that does n't tarnish his grand reputation ? Denny thinks you do n't want to win this case which would explain your hiring him . But you also hired me . You lost your wife , your job . Are you just giving up , Milton ? Let me tell you something . As science and medicine continue to evolve so must the law to keep pace . I 'm blazing the trail as a patient today so I can continue to set the standard as a lawyer tomorrow . - That 's what this is about . - Okay . The band and some patrons have requested that you grace us with a song . Tell them to vamp " She 's Making Eyes . " I 'll be right up , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I happen to believe in reincarnation . And I also believe things even out . Given the hand I was dealt this time I could be in for some serious hardships the next go-around . And I do n't want that in my next life . I wan na be me all over again . Milton Bombay ! - Got it . MAN : Ladies and gentlemen , a treat . A special guest performance from that legendary barrister , Milton Bombay ! Thank you , thank you . Good to be here , folks . Here 's one of my favorites . I hope it 's one of yours too . [SINGS] [APPLAUSE] What do you mean you 're closing ? What happened to Shirley ? Milton , there 's a reason you came to me in the first place . In your gut , you know I 'm better than you . - Go with your gut . - I 'd sooner go with my intestine . I 'd prefer Shirley doing the closing . I 'm not doing it . - And neither are you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Tara . As I said from the start , the law does n't support us here . If we 're going to get a court order allowing you to die which would be the result , that judge is going to hear from you . - He did hear from me . - I do n't think so . If this is about you getting to perpetuate your legacy in the next century I 'm afraid you 're gon na have to make due with sustaining it in this one . You need to do better . And , Milton , for my money any guy who is asking to get stuck in a freezer is n't that desperate to live . Every major media watchdog group has labeled this news program as the most biased , right-wing news program on television . So what ? Political bias is rampant throughout the news business . - Including liberal bias . - We 're not talking about just a slant . A recent poll showed that the more people watch this news show the less they know about foreign @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Now , that may be good team spirit , but it 's disgraceful journalism . You talk about a democracy . What kind of principal censors free expression ? Your Honor , if I may ? Any principal has the right , if not the obligation to rail against bias , wherever . You saw that tape . - Which was also biased and self-serving . - Their most popular commentator threatens retribution against those who dissent . It almost rises to the level of hate speech . And if , in my view , it jeopardizes the welfare of the students I certainly have the authority to shut it down . Mr . Shore , this is a school . Is it wise to expose students to programs which send the message : " You 're anti-American if you question the government " ? Your Honor , before we convict them as the network of conservative values or any values , let 's remember , these are the folks who brought you Joe Billionaire and Who ' s Your Papa ? - That 's the entertainment division . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm telling you it 's the same . This is n't about political content . This is a corporation looking to make money . They began as alternative news programming to grab a market share . They saw ratings and profit in a conservative demographic and they 've been waving the flag ever since . And so what ? News today , all of it , is infotainment . Last February , a deadly toxin known as ricin was found in the mailroom of the Senate majority leader . Headline News led with Janet Jackson 's exposed breast . A month ago , while we were in the middle of a war newscasts all across the country led with Prince Harry 's costume at a party . It 's a business . And while some news groups go with deeper social issues like Brad and Jennifer 's breakup the one here chooses to run with red , white and blue . And by the way , before you vilify them , a survey done in 2002 revealed that 70 percent of the people in this country believe it is good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Seventy percent . - Does that make it right ? - Of course it makes it right . Because the rule in infotainment is give the people what they want . This is money , Your Honor , not politics . Let me say , I am a great lover of the news . - I can see that . - I watch it all . On days like 9/11 , or for other world-changing events the news programs are nothing short of spectacular . When Martin Luther King delivered " I Have a Dream . " When President Kennedy was shot . When we walked on the moon . The Tet Offensive . Our lives are shaped by these events . In part , because of the news . But on all other days , they 're businesses looking to compete like anybody else in a highly competitive marketplace . They sell product . And even if you 're determined to believe that this particular network is some evil empire looking to spread propaganda , that still does n't change the fact that we are in this room @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ideas simply because he disagrees with the content . If anything needs a champion today , it 's the First Amendment . In a recent poll , half of today 's high school students thought newspapers should get government approval of stories before publishing them . The First Amendment has become an endangered species . And here we have a high school principal practicing censorship . My , my . We do have a problem . There is nothing in the law to support Mr . Bombay 's request that he be assisted in his quest to die . And that 's what this is : Assisted suicide . Now , we hear a lot of talk about personal autonomy . But there is a sanctity to life , Your Honor . A state has interest in that sanctity . If we erode that in any way well , we make the idea of suicide more acceptable . Perhaps more conceivable for the troubled teenager or depressed mother . You say suicide , in some situations , is an option . But we have an overriding state interest , and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You ... - That was beautiful . Now , sit . At the risk of sounding immodest I am one of the greatest lawyers , possibly the greatest to grace the courtrooms of this commonwealth . And just the possibility of being able to still try cases in the 22nd century ... I have ALS . In a few months I 'll lose motor control control of my bowels . My brain will begin to ... And in a year or so , I 'll be dead . Legends should n't die like that . I do n't wan na die like that . Cryonics might not work . But 100 years ago , nobody was talking about cloning or the human genome . And 100 years from now , who knows what 's possible ? I truly , truly love life . And the chance to be living again seems preferable to eternal nothingness . And , well what Red Sox fan would n't jump at the chance to lie next to Ted Williams ? I realize , Your Honor that no judge would do what I 'm asking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tell me you were sick ? Because I 'm a tree . When I fall , I want it to be in a forest . What the hell does that mean ? It means , I did n't want anybody to know . I do n't wan na be pitied . - All I want is to be ... - Denny Crane . Mine 's bigger . You know I 've always admired you , Milton . I 'm not dead yet . When is the judge gon na rule ? He said by tonight . I grew up watching Walter Cronkite . It was a time the news seemed to be fair , objective , trusted . In fact , whenever we doubted the blather it was the press we turned to to get a sense of the truth . Well , Walter Cronkite has definitely left the building . When it comes to credibility , big media is dead . Networks pander . Some to conservatives , others to liberals . This past election , you could turn to one channel to see President Bush ahead . Turn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I agree with Mr . Shore . It 's probably more about money than ideology . And being about money well , why should n't networks be free to adopt a bias in hopes of attracting a bigger audience ? This is America . Mr . Harper I realize times have changed in the high schools as well . Hate violence is on the rise . Administrators have to be freer to curtail student civil liberties including disruptive speech . But attaching a device to a television that blocks out a certain network because of the content that seems to go too far . It 's censorship , sir . And I ca n't let it stand . The motion for the plaintiff is granted . I do n't know what to say , Mr . Shore . You were incredibly brilliant . Yes . If there is any retribution at the school , let us know . Yeah , I will . Thank you both . Your country thanks you . My country thanks me . Yeah . This is where he gives his ruling . Thank you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ indecent that the state 's interest in preserving life should mandate that you die a wrenching and painful death rather than be frozen in hopes of finding a cure . But that is the law as it stands today . We live in a country that celebrates individual liberties and personal autonomy . But when it comes to controlling your own destiny this is a freedom that does not yet ring . I will pray for you but I can not grant you your request . Your motion is denied . God bless you . I 'm sorry . We can appeal . Next time , I 'll close . That 's all right , that 's all right . I 'm heading for Arizona . Try my luck with the courts down there . Milton no court is going to rule in your favor . MILTON : Even so , there 's a cryonics facility there . - Whenever the time comes ... - Do you know anybody in Arizona ? No , and that 's the point . I do n't want to deteriorate in front of my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ advice , but do not go off to die alone . Hey you live your way , Shirley , I 'll die mine . I 'm entitled to be remembered for ... Eh . Thank you both for your efforts . Milton . Milton . We go way back , you and I . Let 's not get carried away . We were worthy adversaries , occasional drinking buddies . But it 's not as if we had great affection for one another . Anyway ... We 'll see you , Milton . Oh . Yeah , see you . See you , Den ... Goodbye , my friend . Bye , goodbye . Bye . - Sorry . - Hey . People get old , get sick . Happens to everybody . How close were you ? It 's not that we went that deep . It 's we went ... Way back . You can be larger than life , just not death . - He went off to Arizona ? - Yeah . I really admired him more than ... You go through life and you never @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... People should probably do that more , you know ? I care about you . I was n't fishing for that . I fish for steelhead , not mush . I care about you , Denny . You do n't have to say it back . Was n't planning to . NARRATOR : Next on Boston Legal : I 'm charged with engaging in sexual conduct for a fee . You paid a man to have sex with you ? - We plan to use a medical defense of ... - Nymphomania ? - An excuse offered by sex-perv sickos . - Yes . Thank you for that . - How 'd you like to go to Texas ? - Because ? The client is scheduled to be executed in 72 hours . He could be innocent . Subtitles by SDI Media Group [ENGLISH_SDH]

@@5233341 Numb3rs Episode 3x06 - Longshot - Hundred on Buckey 's Folly to win . - Hundred ? Seems like you 're on some streak , huh , Danny ? - Sorry ? - Just keep picking winners . Yeah . Just , uh , tweaked my system a little . Ladies and Gentlemen , the horses are on the track . The flag is up . They are all in line . And away they go . At the wire , it 's Buckey 's Folly by a nose ! - Why are you doing that right now ? - Did you know that primitive societies believed in using percussion as a means of communicating with the dead ? Are you drumming for someone in particular ? Yes . I 'm drumming for the corpse of my inspiration . And banging bongos worked for Richard Feynman , so ... Well , Feynman delighted in making music . I never percuss for pleasure . Actually , I may have before me a problem that can not be drummed away . Larry , why do n't you take a relaxing soak in the Jacuzzi ? No . When it comes to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ shower . Megan ? She 's ... She 's exciting , and she 's beautiful . And this thing that is between us , it 's beginning to affect my work . What is going on between you two ? I ... have not ... the slightest idea . Well , you never work well with emotional uncertainty . Do you think that 's it ? Do you think that emotional uncertainty lies at the heart of all this ? Really , I 'm not as familiar with that side of you . No , nor it seems , am I . No real witnesses . Broad daylight here , no one saw a thing ? Excuse us , folks . Excuse me . - Hey , Chuck . How you doing , buddy ? - Hey , Don . Well , apparently , the long shot was winning in a photo finish , - and everybody was focused on the race . - Uh-huh . - Come on , folks . - Found this on the body . - Something for Charlie , I guess . - Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ scheme , there 's race references in the margins . - Why 'd they call us ? - Call came from inside . There 's an agent from O-C already had an investigation underway . - Right . - Apparently , the track ownership had ties to an organized crime group . Hey , Agent Eppes . - Hey , nice to see you . - Yeah . What , uh ... ? - Liz . - Yeah . Liz Warner , right ? You guys know each other , huh ? Don was my Tactical Training Instructor up at Quantico . What , now , you 're heading your own O-C unit ? Whoa . See what a good teacher I am , Colby . Agent in charge took a leave of absence , so I was asked to keep the investigation up and running . All right , Agent-In-Charge , come here . What have you got ? Owner of the racetrack , Maurice Connors , likes to gamble . - Uh-huh . - Is n't very good at it . So , Ivan Tabakian bought up his @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Mm-hmm . He 's a major player . His crew 's into credit card scams , - insurance fraud , and extortion . - Right . No . I know who he is . - What-What have they got going on here ? - Well , it 's a gambling scam , but we have n't put our finger on it yet . What , you think this kid 's connected ? We found that notebook with the body . From the looks of it , seems like this kid , Danny Roberts , may be helping Tabakian . I do n't know . Sounds a little thin to me . We also found some betting slips on the body . Past ten days , 90 races . This kid Danny Roberts made more than 30 bets . - Yeah . So ? - And won every single time . Explain to me why the drum has to be in my office . Because I had to clear my floor . They 're steaming the carpets in the Physics Department . - Hey . - Perfect . Hey . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I ca n't get any dinner , but I need you to look at this for me . Would you ? - Just take a second . - Okay , sure . - Speaking of dinner ... - I know . I-I 'm sorry . I-I just ... I 've been so bogged down with ... Work ? Lawrence ? Come take a gander at this . It 's a category-based approach to ... I do n't know what , but it 's a forecasting system , right ? It 's very sophisticated . Oh , no , no , no . This is more than sophisticated . You know what this reminds me of ? A topos approach to Bach 's music . - I said , " very sophisticated . " - Yes , you did . - Where did this come from ? - It 's from a-a guy who was - murdered at a racetrack . - A racetrack ? Yeah , and we think he was using it to pick horses . Yeah , but if so , this whole approach is counterintuitive . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're trying to forecast a horse race , you 're usually trying to pick the winner , but , uh ... ? What ? But these equations are n't designed that way . How are they designed ? They 're designed to ignore the winner . Because he was n't picking the winner . He was picking the second place horse . Transcript : RaceMan Synchro : hanest Hey , why design a system to pick second place ? How does that system let you pick 30 straight winners in a row ? Does n't make sense . You know , if you 're gon na fix horse races on a regular basis , you have to pick horses that are at least contenders . Right , because if the long shot wins too many times , then , - I mean , it 's gon na look strange . - Right . So , - you have to pick a horse that could win . - Second . And then Tabakian would have to make sure that horse had help . Looks like somebody beat us to Danny @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ break-in . I 'll go . I heard about what happened , so I let myself in . - When 's the last time you were here ? - I dropped off the mail yesterday . Can you tell if anything 's missing ? I do n't think so , but I ca n't tell really . - And you live downstairs ? - Mm-hmm . Any chance you might have heard something last night ? I took an Ambien before I went to bed . I 'm not much help , am I ? - You have any idea who this is ? - Oh , Danny 's girlfriend . She did something with computers , I think . - Danny was crazy about her . - Any idea where we might find her ? Well , they spent most of their time at her place down in San Pedro . - You had any lunch yet ? - Hmm ? - Is that a yes or a hmm ? - I 'm sorry . What ? I said , do you want lunch ? - What are you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's extremely complex . I just ca n't seem to crack the logic of this enabling argument . - All right , so take a break . - I 'll just ... I 'll make myself - a nice turkey sandwich later . - You sure ? - Mm-hmm . - These raspberries look delicious . I bought two baskets of them . Ever since that big thing on the news about antioxidants , you ca n't find a blueberry , these raspberries - - they 're so cheap . - What did you say ? - I said the raspberries are so cheap . - ' Cause everyone wants blueberries ? - And I thought you were n't interested . Um ... I got to check on something . I got to go find Don , so I 'm gon na be home later for dinner . Okay . But I 'm going out for dinner . So I , uh , did a tour in Washington . - Good for the resume . - Oh , yeah ? What ? You miss kicking ass ? Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hey , you were a wild girl . I mean , if I recall , you had a a bit of an issue with adrenaline , right ? I like to think it 's more of a hobby than an issue . Uh-huh . Now , how 'd you stumble onto this case ? Well , we were running a surveillance on a midlevel supplier linked to a Salvadorian drug cartel . He liked coming to the track , so we came with him . What ? That 's where you found Tabakian ? Yeah , we 're thinking the drugs and him ca n't be a coincidence , but so far , we 've never seen any product at the track . Now , just tell me if this owner guy ... is he cooperating ? - Maurice Connors ? No . - Oh ? Track 's a cash cow , so , long as it is , he figures Tabakian 's just gon na keep him around . - Hey . - Howdy . You know , we could shake things up for him with Tabakian . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like to think of it more as a hobby . So that 's him . How you wan na play this ? Uh , well , you lead . I 'll shake . Mr . Connors , FBI . We 'd like to talk to you about what happened yesterday . I do n't know anything about it . You do n't know anything about a murder at your racetrack ? Well , I 'm aware of what happened , but I did n't know the kid . Really ? ' Cause according to some of your tellers , he was a regular . We have a lot of regulars . Yeah , how many of them are stabbed during the races ? You 're suggesting his death had something to do with my racetrack ? I do n't know , maybe with the track 's new management ? - New management ? - Yeah , Ivan Tabakian . - You know anything about him ? - I do n't think I should answer - any more questions . - You have n't answered any yet . Eppes . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hey , Liz , we got ta go . You know , does n't really matter if you answer our questions . ' Cause all Tabakian 's gon na hear is that you were talking to the FBI . Thanks for all your help , Mr . Connors . We 'll be seeing you . Got the dump on Danny Roberts 's phone . - Anything good ? - Yeah , past month , he 's only called two numbers regularly ; one is a San Pedro exchange , probably his girlfriend . - Yeah ? Did you get her name ? - And an address . Plug that in to your fancy little nav system in your Acura . Oh , do n't play ... - What about the other one ? - It 's an off-track betting place . Palomar OTB . That sounds good . What 'd they say ? I did n't call them . Did n't really seem important . That was almost funny , Granger . - Come on , what did they say ? - Transferred me over to legal affairs . They @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ produce a subpoena . Let 's go see the girlfriend . So I think I know why Danny Roberts was focused on picking second place finishers . He designed a system that identifies arbitrage opportunities . - What does that mean ? - It means he was looking for bargains . Bargains ? - Racetrack use pari-mutuel betting systems where market forces determine the odds . It was actually invented by a French perfume maker , uh , in the 1800s ... - All right , Charlie , just ... - Okay . In pari-mutuel betting , the odds fluctuate according to how much is wagered on a horse . So it 's like kind of like an auction where the more people there are that want to buy something , - the more expensive it becomes . - And sold ! In horse-racing , more expensive translates to lower odds . So , the lower the odds , the smaller the return on the bet . So the favorite is just a horse with the most amount of money bet ? That 's exactly it . And so many @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an active exchange of information - going on about the favorite . - But we 're dealing with a horse here that no one 's really pang attention to , so ... And it can also be a highly inefficient market . That inefficiency creates a situation where the potential for reward outweighs the risk . And those are the opportunities that Roberts was betting on . But that still does n't explain how Roberts won 30 straight bets , right ? No , you 're right , it does n't . I mean , something must 've changed , you know , whether it was in his system , or at the track . - Right , enough to get him killed . - And in order to determine that , I need data on those races so I can compare his system to the most recent results . - How recent ? - Just , like , you know , the races in the past ... year . Yeah , welcome to my world . I write software for an IT company . It 's freelance , so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to stop by after the races , and when he did n't show up ... Can you think of anybody who might 've wanted to hurt him ? No . I 'm sorry . How about if I give the whole " just us girls " thing a try ? All right . I 'll call the office , check on the status of the subpoena for the OTB . Good luck . T hanks . - Had you guys set a date yet ? - Next spring . We were kind of an odd pair . Danny was outgoing , and I was ... more the geek . Hmm . I got something similar going on myself . I just do n't understand how this could have happened . Do you know if Danny had ... an argument with someone at the track ? He did n't even talk to anybody at the track . He was too focused on working his system . Do you think he could have been involved in fixing horse races ? Agent Reeves , most months I had to pay Danny 's rent @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ winning ? He was winning . 30 bets this week . So maybe this Danny Roberts kid was keeping the girlfriend in the dark . She was totally surprised about the winnings . I do n't know . Would n't be the first time a guy tried to hide money from his girl . I 'm with you , but the way the landlady spoke about them , young couple in love , it 's not really adding up . This thing is n't adding up in a big way . Turns out he was hiding more than just 30 bets from her . That 's the results of the subpoena from Danny Roberts 's account at Palomar OTB . He set up the account a couple weeks ago and he placed one bet . - What , Pick-Six ? - Yeah . What is a Pick-Six ? You have to pick the winner in six straight races . It 's basically like winning the lottery , and he just did it five days ago . - Yeah , what did he get ? - Half a mil . Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ someone . Or not . I just talked to them . They told me that he never cashed the ticket . So you know Don pretty well , huh ? You know what Quantico 's like . Yeah , I bet he was a pretty tough instructor , huh ? He was just back from the field . - Fugitive hunting ? - Yeah . And still getting used to being back in civilization . Any reason you 're asking ? I just screwed something up a while back . Well , I can tell you this much . Fact you 're still here , means something . But I would n't count on being forgiven twice . So , Danny Roberts picks six winners for half a million dollars , but does n't cash the ticket ? Just does n't make any sense . Girlfriend said he was borrowing rent money . Sounds like he was hiding the winnings from someone . - Yeah , bet , too , maybe . - What do you mean ? Roberts is down at the track every day , right ? So @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ could do it in person ? - Because he couldn't . - The tellers all knew him . So maybe he was n't working for Tabakian ? Which might explain why he 's dead right now . - Six winners . - Six consecutive winners . - A streak of 30 wins . - All from a system designed to - pick a second place horse ? - Does it make sense ? No . In theory , it should never have happened . Hey , you guys . What are you two up to now ? We have been dealt a paradox of theory versus praxis . Is that bad ? Well , we 're attempting to decipher a betting system that 's achieved something that it just was n't designed to do . And currently , we stand at the abyss , having reached the limits of our knowledge of the sport of Kings . - Oh , racetrack . Huh ? - Do you know about horse racing ? Well , before I met your mother , I used to hang out at the track , uh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pegged you for a railbird . Yeah , well , I ... I got hooked when I was a kid . I-I knew nothing about this . Well , like I said , it was before I met your mother . I take it Margaret was not a fan of the horses . Uh , no , she was a big fan of college funds . Hmm . Hey , by the way , uh if we leave right now , we can make it to the track for , uh , morning workouts . - Yeah , great . Larry ? - No . Count me out . Now horses going around a track , it all puts me in mind of an acute childhood trauma . - Really ? What happened ? - I was nine . I was with my parents at a county fair , and I saw a man get crushed . Wow . By a horse ? Horses , actually . Yeah , it was a merry-go-round . - Let 's go , Dad . - Yeah , coming . - Hey . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ So , we may be right about Danny Roberts not working for Tabakian , but so far , I got nothing . Roberts bounced a check here and there , but there 's no reason for him to hide money from a creditor . Yeah , well , let 's see what Charlie comes up with . Back at Quantico , you never really talked about your brother . No ? As I recall , you never really talked about yourself with anyone . - Thanks . - Well ... I was n't in a really good way back then . Well , I hear you may be mellowing with age . Well , let 's hope so , right ? I 've just heard some things about you and a certain federal prosecutor . Oh , yeah , did you ? Don Eppes with the same woman for more than a week . I do n't know , some might call it progress . Yeah , I mean , I guess it depends who you ask , right ? So , the kid , Danny Roberts , he 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... why does he get whacked ? You know , we had a witness , a trainer . He 'd been doping horses . Injecting an antidiuretic - so a horse would retain water , - Uh-huh . carry excess weight . He was all set to testify for the grand jury . But what , Tabakian found out ? He had the guy 's hands nailed to a stall , brought a horse in and had the guy kicked to death . Pff . Nice . So Danny Roberts 's system was designed to pick the second place horse . Why ? Because there 's a bias in the betting on second place . I mean , if you know what you 're doing , you can exploit that . - Now how do you know ? - Railbird , remember ? It took me half a day to work that out mathematically . Well , you should 've come to me sooner . Yeah . So , handicapping . We 're trying to predict how a horse will run at the distance of the current race . Exactly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of horse , track conditions , experience of the jockey . See , I 'd even take it a few steps further . I would . I 'd factor an average race speed , interval pace , wind speed , - time of day , assigned weights , - Oh , Charlie . - gate slot , sun position ... - Charlie ... - Charlie , you ca n't account for everything . - You can , - if you can think of everything . - Ah . But this is what 's confusing here . Look . It 's a probability adjustment describing a dynamic system with hidden states . Charlie . Railbird . Railbird . It 's just something that 's not readily apparent to other bettors . Look , in my experience , handicappers know practically everything . That is , unless you want to take cheating into consideration . - Well , that 's just it , is n't it ? - What ? Cheating is the behavior that Roberts designed his algorithm for . - Who are you calling ? - Your brother . Next @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me you got ta call Don . Thanks . - Oh , hey , Megan . - May I come in ? Uh , yeah , yeah , uh ... um ... Just , um ... - It 's a little unexpected . - I know . I 'm sorry . I really should have , um , called . I just was n't really sure I was coming here until I was already , um ... - here . - I-It's-- Yeah , that 's fine . And ... Don said that Charlie and Alan went to the track . You did n't go with ? No , no , no , no . Gambling on animals . That 's a messy business . No , no , I much prefer cards . In there you have an appreciable structure , you know , played out in a graded tensor product space , so ... Sounds like structure is pretty important to you . I 'm sensing a-a more than casual inquiry . Well , I think what 's been going on between us is pretty unstructured . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't know what that means . - Oh , I 'm sorry . I-It 's an asymmetry between matter and anti-matter , which emerged shortly after the Big Bang . It 's - - Yeah , it 's baryogenesis . I think I 'm finding that , that things between us are maybe just , I do n't know , um ... just kind of a trifle free-form . I 'm guessing that 's why you have n't called in a while . Well , you see , Megan , I-I 'm just finding this whole journey from I to us - - it 's just a little more distracting than I originally anticipated . And I would have guessed that a guy that lives in his car would n't need that much structure . There 's few things better organized than a 1931 Ford . Listen , I 'm not , um , making any demands . No , and I 'm not suggesting that you are . But if you need a little more structure , I 'm not necessarily opposed to that . - You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get past the distraction , there 's a Truffaut retrospective this weekend . Okay . Yeah , let me just check my planner . I 'll see you this weekend . Yeah , it looks - - it looks clear . So originally , Roberts designed his system to pick second place finishers , - and then something changed . - Yeah , cheating . It was my idea . - Mm-hmm . - Right , a-and suddenly , the horses that should be winning stopped winning , and that screws up his ability to pick the runner-up . So then he makes an adjustment because , well , he realizes that the outcomes are consistently falling outside the range of realistic probabilities . It 's like a weather report . For the forecast calls for a heat wave , than instead there 's a freak snowstorm . You know , once or twice , that 's anomalous . You ca n't predict anything perfectly , but if that pattern is persistent , you 've got to assume that there are unknown factors to consider . - Unknown factors like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ account for those fixed races , and presto . 30 straight winners . - So it proves it was a scam . - Yeah . Maybe it was the cheating that got the guy killed . Yeah , he may be right . I loaded all the race data onto my laptop , so I was able to run every Pick-Six winner for the past six months through Roberts ' algorithm . - And ? - A snowstorm in July . Right , at least for the past few months . I mean , five winners . Each of them won the Pick-Six when the races were fixed . That 's just not a coincidence . Granger . Hey , we got something from Charlie . I tried to give you a call . Yeah , I got your message . I was at Cal Sci . Ah , Larry . - You 're dying to ask , are n't you ? - No . - I think it 's the unpredictability . - I did n't ask . All right , you did n't ask . I do think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ odd pair , but ... Exactly . What do you see ? Celia Martinez ' bank account . She 's one of the Pick-Six winners Charlie linked to the cheating . - Yeah . - The last transaction is to an Estate Trust . I think Celia Martinez is dead . - What are you doing ? - Just checking something . Social Security numbers of the other Pick-Six winners . Yeah . Wharton is dead ? Look at this . They 're all dead . So , you got two overdoses , a fatal hit-and-run ... And the other two deaths were caused by drowning and a fall . So all five deaths were accidental ? What are the odds of that ? About the same as all five winning the Pick-Six . All right , so let 's look at ' em as homicides . Right ? All right , I 'll get into it with the Medical Examiner . Tabakian 's got to be behind this . Well , then , we just connect him to the money . Or we just go pick him up . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ witness . Are we tip our hand early , we only add to the body count . Thanks again for the use of the tub , Alan . I 'd say anytime , but you might think I meant it . No , no , I promise I wo n't make it a habit . I was kidding , Larry . You know you 're always welcome . Anytime . Thanks . By the way , if you get tired of that nomadic lifestyle of yours , I , um , I do happen to have some , uh , brochures of a condo development . They 're really great properties . While back , I was thinking of taking one myself . It 's so funny you 're even mentioning this . All right . How so ? Because lately , I have been rethinking some of my earlier assumptions with regards to , - you know , pure intellectual endeavor . - Ah . Oh , you figured out that grown women wo n't make out in the backseats of cars , huh ? I do n't know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ certain important aspects of life in the real world . - Hmm . - Plus ... my car . No backseat . Let me get you one of those brochures . All five victims cleared out their accounts with a cashier 's check . The checks were cashed at banks overseas in Azerbaijan and Armenia . Ugh , so I 'm guessing the accounts went nowhere ? Ah , the money is a dead end . We have five victims from five different neighborhoods and five different ethnicities . There 's no common denominator . Except Tabakian . He found them ; we just got to figure out how . Maybe it 's an employment thing , a work connection . Raymond Wharton did n't even have a job . Neither did Celia Martinez . That 's it , the unemployment office . It 's two blocks away . It 's quicker to walk . Hey , so Don asked me if I could connect the Pick-Six winners to Tabakian , but so far , we do n't have enough data , and any data-mining algorithm may require way more @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... - Larry . - Yeah . How much did you hear of what I just said ? You do n't have enough data to connect the people to your mob boss . - Exactly . - Yeah . So concentrate on the data you do have and maybe there 's a way to connect them through their bets . Larry , that 's ... brilliant . What is it with me and structure ? Do you find me overly structured ? I do n't kn - - Why are you asking me ? Just humor me here , just answer this question . Well , on the one hand , you do n't have a home ; and on the other , you eat monochromatically . Look , do you remember when I was an undergraduate in your quantum physics class ? Yes , how could I ever forget ? That class was the first place that I learned about the paradoxes between quantum mechanics and general relativity . Yeah , and we 're still in search of a theory to unify the two in a single explanation of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ There 's no unifying theory for Larry Fleinhardt . And I think Megan could very well be ... your own ... private gravity . I have records for all five of them , but they all went to different job centers . Can you access that information from here ? Sure . Everything 's linked . I can pull up a list of companies that each of them interviewed with . Wait , can you scroll back up for a second ? - Do you see something ? - Yeah . Take a look at this . They all interviewed at the racetrack ? - Can you see who they talked to there ? - Uh , that sort of thing would only be in the original files . So , let 's look at the original files . It takes five business days to process a request . - Hey , all right , so ... - Where you been ? Wait , wait . Hold on , hold on , we got here as fast as we could . - Just relax . What 's going on ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ said , " Try to use other data . " I said , " Use other data ? " - I-I reworked the algorithm , you know . - Shh . Just slow down , just slow down . I made improvements to Roberts ' algorithm . I took a look at all the racing results for the past two years , and you know , not just the Pick-Six . I looked at all the betting . - And ? - They were fixing races way before they fixed the Pick-Six . - What do you mean ? - They started by fixing races , like , once a month . Then twice a month , then more frequently . Look , there is a regular progression to this pattern . Charlie , we already know they were fixing races . Right , but now , now we know when they were doing it . I mean , Don , do n't you see ? If , if they killed those five Pick-Six winners right after they got their money , then what 's to stop them from killing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - That would be ... - 18 ... other murders . Charlie , that 's a lot of bodies . I mean , look , we 'd know if these guys killed that many people . Well , not if they staged the deaths as accidents . So look at this . Here 's another one . Not deceased . I 'm starting to think we 're not looking at more bodies . - All right , so what is it ? - I mean , first of all , we 're not looking at 18 different people . We 're looking at six guys who won a lot of bets over the course of the 18 dates that Charlie gave us . Six guys . And they all have to be connected to Tabakian . All right , look , why do n't you just start checking into their backgrounds ? All right . - Give up on the water cure ? - Yeah , it was n't really working . - Plus , I ran out of hot water . - Oh . Here I am , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You take as much time as you need . - Thank you . - You all right ? - Yeah , it 's just the efforts I 've made to simplify my life have started to complicate it . You know , not long ago , I was , um , I was worried about Charlie , you know . About him having a normal life . That 's a bit of a challenge , given the circumstances of his genius . Yeah , that 's what I realized . So I thought maybe , uh , normal for him was not on target . And ... perhaps for you , simple is off the mark . - I 've never known life to be simple . - Larry ? - Yeah , in here . - Hey , I need you to look at something . - Why are you both in here ? - Okay , what is it I 'm looking at ? That 's my question . Look closely . If you did n't know that this was evidence in an FBI investigation , - what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sorry , what is it you 're asking ? Ignore the context of the murder , you know what , and imagine the page a little bigger , what does it look like ? Uh ... it looks like a blue book that one of my teaching assistants has graded . - That 's exactly what I thought . - Oh , yeah , one of those things you guys give your students to do exams in , right ? I think someone was helping Danny Roberts . I think someone was checking and improving his work . - So he had an accomplice . - Who was talented at math . So , according to Charlie , Roberts was getting help on his system . Yeah , now , if Danny Roberts had an accomplice , that means somebody else knows about the cheating at the track . Which means we still have a witness out there . No , his girlfriend told Megan that he worked at the track alone . So maybe whoever helped him was n't at the track . The girlfriend was into computers , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , all right ? - Well , how long is it gon na take ? About 45 minutes . We got the full records from Unemployment . Maurice Connors ' name is all over their interview cards . Wait , what happened to the five business days ? I let her hold my gun . That 's a subpoena . Every single one of the Pick-Six victims , they went into the track looking for work , Connors must have directed them straight to Tabakian . - Wow , that 's accessory to murder . - Yeah , to say the least . All right , good . Hey , did you get anything on the guys who won the bets on fixed races ? Yeah , three of them had sheets , mostly drug related . Ooh . Mind if I have a look ? Yeah , I 'll show you the files . They 're on the desk . I 'll get to run , - but you can take a look . - Thanks . I want it noted for the record that my client is here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did n't have to go out and drag him in here , - consider it noted . - You have no cause to arrest my client . You know these people , right ? - Go ahead , take a good look now . - Do n't answer that . - You interviewed them for jobs . - I interview a lot of people . How many get murdered after winning the Pick Six ? Maurice , I 'm ordering you not to respond . You 're ordering him ? Who 's the client here ? Look , I got your name signed on the interview cards . All right ? That 's one , two , three , four , five . - I had nothing to do with this . - Mr . Connors , it 's gon na take a jury about ten minutes to decide otherwise . - Maurice , you need to keep quiet . - No , you need to keep quiet . Let 's go . We 're done here . Hey , you walk out that door , I 'm telling you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . You have no right to interfere with the representation of my client . Your client . Who 's paying your bills , counselor ? Go ahead , ask him who 's paying his bills ? Boyd ? Maurice , do n't make a mistake . I did n't kill anybody . I 'm afraid I can no longer represent you . One guess who his first call 's gon na be . Tabakian told me to keep an eye out for single people , no families . People who could work the late shift at his club . - Why ? - He told me he was expanding his business into drug trafficking . He figured out a way to clean their money . All right . Mr . Connors , you just hang tight for two minutes . You remember I told you I followed a drug supplier to the track ? - Yeah , the Salvadorians . - Yeah . Turns out the supplier 's name was on Colby 's list of people who won money on the fixed races . Looks like Tabakian was paying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the same time . Hey , what , they bet with the dirty money , then he washes it . They even paid their taxes . Danny Roberts must have just stumbled into this . Yeah , along with the girlfriend . Megan and Colby are on their way to San Pedro and bringing her in right now . All right , good . Sharrlyn ? It 's Agent Reeves . It 's clear . Granger . Look at this . That 's blood spatter . Looks like Tabakian got here before us . So the locals are running a neighborhood canvas , but so far , nothing . What ? They carried a girl 's body out of here in broad daylight . Yeah , we 're trying to track down deliveries or mailmen , anybody who might have seen something . Sharrlyn Smith has a master 's degree in Math from Stanford University . So she was definitely Danny Roberts ' accomplice . Great . Which means I just lost another witness . Yeah ? All right . We got to go . The techs monitoring Danny Roberts @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hit . A hit ? - That half-million dollar ticket , it just got cashed . Someone transferred all the money to an off-shore account . Our techs traced it to an IP address inside this hotel . Tabakian 's crew probably found the log-in IDs when they tossed the girlfriend 's apartment . So they killed our only witness , and they cashed the ticket . Why leave a half mil on the table if you do n't have to ? Let me get those keys . Thank you . - FBI ! - FBI ! You 're supposed to be dead . Danny asked if I 'd look at his system . It just ... it was n't working anymore . And that 's how you realized they were fixing the races ? The only way to explain the results was cheating . So I wrote an algorithm that included a proviso for it . That 's how Danny picked 30 winners in a row . - I did n't know that he was doing that . - You had the Pick-Six ticket . We were afraid the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . But the Pick-Six ticket ... it would be enough for us to start a life together . If I 'd never worked on his system , Danny would n't be dead . Why did you fake your death ? They came to my house . I hid in my car . I waited all day for them to leave . And when I saw what they did , I panicked . I figured if everybody thought I was dead ... Sharrlyn ... your algorithm gives us a wedge into a major narcotics ring . But Tabakian and his guys are not gon na stop looking for you until they ... know you 're not a threat to them . - So what am I supposed to do ? - You help us , and we protect you . Agent Reeves , they killed Danny in broad daylight , in front of a crowd of people . I know . And I 'm not gon na let that happen to you . But you have to help me . Back at Quantico , it was all about the rush for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with age ? Do n't get me wrong , I still like kicking down doors . Yeah , I know , it can wear thin , right ? Ivan Tabakian , FBI . I 've got a warrant for your arrest . Let 's go , get up . Let 's go ! Get up . I 'm eating my fish . A nice sea bass . Perhaps this can wait ? Hey ! Was I talking to you ? ! Huh ? ! Was n't talking to you , either . Get up ! - All right . I know the drill . - Uh-huh . This time , we got a witness you ca n't touch . Let 's go . Maybe it 's just my own history speaking , but I 'd like to think that Antoine grows up to be a cop . What ? A cop ? Did you and I just see the same movie ? Well , you never know how things turn out . Well , I guess for some people , that 's , you know , that 's part of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I 'm not some people . So go over the schedule with me one more time . Okay , dinner and a movie every other Friday , lunch on Thursdays . No , Wednesdays . - And I get a wild card once a month . - That 's it , that 's it . To use at your own discretion . And what do we call this ? Oh ... how about structured complexity . You know , I 'm thinking of using my wildcard . - Oh , yeah ? - Yeah . Maybe for breakfast tomorrow . Okay . Transcript : RaceMan Synchro : hanest

@@5234041 Previously on Eureka ... S.A.R.A.H . , you infected Andy with some kind of emotional ... I did n't infect him , I improved him . Andy , I really like you . Wow . Our goal for this selection process has been to find the best of the best in Eureka . What we really want to know is , why space ? What , or who inspired you to pursue it ? They 've made their final selections for the Astraeus mission , and she wants me to inform the candidates . You did n't make it , Jo . I know . I withdrew my name from consideration . You what ? No , we did this together . We should be going together . But space is n't my dream . Did you ? Yeah . Did you ? We made it ! Congratulations , Dr . Marten . - You earned it . - Thank you , Isaac . Your selection is merely another example of bureaucracy rewarding mediocrity . My condolences to Titan . Whoa . Morning , S.A.R.A.H . S.A.R.A.H . ? Morning . I think my house took the day off @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ security for the official portrait of the Astraeus crew . Oh , so you 'll be with Zane . Well , he 's been , uh , giving me the stink-eye since I pulled my name out of contention . Does he think you made a mistake ? Did you ? No . I was in it for the wrong reasons . I ... I ... I do n't need to go to Titan . Because you 're happy here . - Yes . - Ah . I 'm happy here . S.A.R.A.H . , can I have some coffee , too , please ? Well , she ca n't be busy . Morning , folks . - Oh . - Yes , she can . Good morning , sheriff Carter , Ms . Lupo . Is n't it a beautiful day ? Uh , yeah . Andy , uh , this is the , uh , third day this week that you 've slept over , yeah ? Neither S.A.R.A.H . nor I actually require sleep . We use the evening hours to engage in , uh , intimate @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na have to lay down some ground rules for these sleepovers , all right ? Will those rules also apply to you and Dr . Blake ? Uh , no . ' Cause we 're human , and it 's my house . Oh . Okay . Well , I guess I better get ready for work , then . - I ... - That was n't very nice . Well , come on . It 's not like the toaster has guys sleep over . S.A.R.A.H . , what was that ? Sheriff Carter 's breakfast accidentally fell into the garbage disposal . Oh ! Very mature ! Ms . Lupo , would you please tell sheriff Carter that I 'm receiving a call for police assistance at Dr . Welke 's farm ? I 've got ears , S.A.R.A.H . , I 'm right here . Dr . Welke 's part of the Astraeus crew . Did he , uh , did he mention what happened ? He 's reporting that Lenore has liquefied . Excuse me ? Well , no more cowbell . I checked on her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ excited about the Titan mission . Huh ? We 're sending cows to space ? She 's just a host until I pack my scabies for the trip . I 'm an acarologist . Uh , Dr . Welke studies cow mites . But I ca n't test the hardiness of xylene-treated acari in a nitrogen-methane environment now , can I ? All clear . Taggart ? Back in town ? I 'm Astraeus ground supervisor for bio-organic experiments . Been gathering up projects from around the world . Oh . Just brought in a shipment yesterday . - Jackie ! - Ah ! Yo , ho ho ! Jo , sweetheart , well , it 's great to see you . Though I wish it were under happier circumstances . Yeah , uh , any idea what happened ? Do n't know ... never seen cellular breakdown like this in a vertebrate . Well , is there any chance maybe you brought a little germ hitchhiker with you - from another project ? - Well , possibly . Gon na head back and see if anything else was affected @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh . Sure . Could you take this to Allison for analysis ? Yeah , nothing says , " good morning , " like a jar of ... cow . Hey ! Did ... Jo Did you , um ... Have you talked to him ? Since 1947 ? Since everything 's changed ? No . Any idea if you were involved ? No clue . What the hell is this ? Oh , well , must be , uh , critters in the rafters . Oh , you think ? Farms are gross . So ... any luck ? Nah , I 'm ... I 'm set to 1db per division , but , um , still ... no signal . Well , it 's a billion miles away , so nailing the frequency will take some time . But we do n't have much time . I mean , I know it 's only a temporary camera , but the whole idea of FTL-ing the comm-system in advance was to establish a link before you get to Titan with the crew . - You mean ... my crew @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the Astraeus . I knew you were being considered , but oh , my God ! Well , it 's official . Senator Wen just called . It 's crazy , right ? Well , she could n't have found a more qualified person , captain Monroe . Thank you , ground commander Deacon . Oh ! Excuse me . Cargo unit B-17 's at capacity . Should we move it onto a launch pad ? - Yes . - No . Ah ... We 're still on the ground , ground commander . Whatever works for you . Well , I will inspect the unit first , and then you can move it . Yes , sir . - We 'll figure this out . - Mm-hmm . Well , hey ! Coming to you live from the surface of Titan . Want to play doctor ? Hmm ? What ? Jack . That 's virtual harassment . Oh , I ... I had a dream that went sort of like this . Aw ! No , she was ... It 's a VR communication prototype for Astraeus . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , I got you , I got you . I hated sleepaway camp . But this should help the crew feel more bonded with home , if I can get it to work for more than a few minutes at a time . I like our solution ... Which is staying together . What is that ? Oh , um , I 'll give you a hint . What 's , uh , black and white and dead all over ? Astraeus astronauts , please report to hangar " A " for official crew photo . All 20 members , please report ... Sorry , Parrish , official crew portrait . No alternates . Uh , we 're still officially members of the mission . - Whatever you say . - Doug . First alternate is still an amazing achievement . It 's like ... - You 're almost a winner . - Almost . This is n't over . Until that ship launches ... I still have a shot . Okay , people ! Group photo ! So ... ready to spend a few months in space with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ off . Zane , I was kidding . Yeah . Well , we take this mission very seriously . So , uh , captain , huh ? Congratulations . I guess that means you 'll be the first . Uh , the first what ? The first person to set foot on Titan . Oh , well , that ... That honor has n't been determined yet . Well , in that case , I 'd like to put my best foot forward . I am the head of G.D . You 're playing the head-of - G.D . card ? It seems to me that the first person should be a woman . You 're playing the girl card ? You guys got the moon . We should get Titan . - It 's Even-Steven . - Okay , um , I know we 're all really excited . But right now , we need to focus on the launch . So , let 's get to work . Briefing in ten . Okay . Well , I see why she 's the captain . Oh , yeah . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that ? Uh , Henry , shut it down . Ignition sequence activated . - Henry , shut it down . - It wo n't deactivate . - Ignition activated . - Everybody out ! - Get out ! Everybody out ! - Five ... - Come on , let 's go ! - Four ... Three ... Two ... One ... Boss , get out of the way ! Jack ? You okay ? Yeah ! Where 's Andy ? - Hello-o-o ! Unh . Hey , guys ! Look at me ! Huh ? I 'm on Titan . There 's our stuff . Ha ha ha ! Andy , you okay ? Doin ' great , Dr . Deacon . Little chilly , though . I can feel my joint lubricant thickening . Do n't worry , Andy , we 'll figure this out and get you home . Hold on a minute . It 's 290 degrees below 0 on Titan . There 's no way he can tolerate that for very long . Six hours . - Less , may ... maybe . - What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ drive somehow and send it to him ? With an internal power supply , Andy could transport himself home . Okay , I will get Zane and Fargo started . Good . I 'll run some diagnostics - and reset the FTL . - Okay . Well , there 's some tenderness over the bone . Probably just have some bruising . - You were lucky . - Oh , thanks to Andy , yeah . How 's he holding up ? Uh , first off , we 're trying to get him home , but he 'll be fine . Jack , he 's a billion miles away , freezing and breathing corrosive chemicals . This time could be different . Yeah , uh ... It 's from Welke . He wants answers about his cow . Poor Lenore . I have n't found any biological pathogens , no prions or parasites . Right now there 's no evidence that it came from inside the animal . Then ... outside ? so ... so somebody did this to the cow ? Did the cow have many enemies ? Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean , he 's a seat on the mission , right ? Well , uh ... who takes his place if he ca n't go ? An alternate . Right . First alternate . Thanks , doc . Looks like we 're going to need another bottle , Vincent , and , uh , some more blinis , if you do n't mind . Comin ' right up . Champagne . What you celebrating ? Actually , it 's Prosecco , and I am going to Titan . Dr . Welke had to resign . Turns out there 's no point in him going without his experiment . What a tragedy . Would you like a blini , sheriff Carter ? Why would I sabotage an experiment ? It would ruin my chances of getting on the mission . Yes , if you got caught , which is what 's happening right now . Oh ! I did n't do anything to Welke 's stupid cow , sheriff ! You know how I know ? Because cows do n't melt ! Ah ... Ow ! How ' bout jeeps ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're rigging up cadmium aerogel insulation to protect the drive . How 's Andy holding up ? You ca n't keep a good deputy down . Yeah , because he 's not a quitter . Well , I 'm going to go and help an Australian find some slime . Let me know if you need anything . You know , it 's her choice to not go to Titan . What ? I do n't care . Dude , do you know how many hours I spent coaching her on orbital mechanics ? And hydrostatics ? And then she just drops out . Leaves me ... Leaves you how ? Nothin ' . She 's a waste of my time . Can we just get back to trying to save Andy ? Cockroaches , not melted . Tarantulas , not melted . Millipedes , not melted . Uh-oh , I ... I think this one went the way of the cow . Oh . That one 's supposed to be goo . Plasmodial slime mold . Ca n't go to Titan without your slime mold . So , what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Oh , you know , this and that . Tagging ostriches in the Sahara for a bit . And when we last saw each other ... Ah , water under the bridge , doll . Look , um ... I 'm not gon na say it did n't sting when you turned me down . I turned you down ? My proposal . You playing at something , Jo ? No , no . I just ... I 'm sorry , I was ... You asked me , and I turned you down . Because that 's what I do . Okay , so , uh , what 's next ? Mosquito larvae , not melted . Breeding mosquitoes for the Astraeus habitat . Well , that 's not gon na score you points with the crew . No , these are feeder ' skeeters , sustenance for my eptesicus fuscus . Big , brown bats . Happy in Earth 's atmosphere , but able to withstand a high-methane environment like Titan ... Genetically modified to provide fuel via their guano . Want to take a peek ? No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they 're ... They 're beauts ! Taggart ... They 're gone . Firing circuits are charged , and ready . - Are we ? - Yes , ready when you are . Fargo , we are ready . Just about in position . Let 's hope it works this time . - Hi . - Hey . Oh , listen , we 're , uh , sending the portable FTL drive to him now . Um ... what do ... what do a cow and a jeep have in common ? What ? Well , um , what would cause them both to melt ? All right , we 're ready . Uh , safety 's off . A cow melted ? Um ... hey , Andy ? You , uh , you okay ? Well , if I had a hot cocoa , I would n't complain . His skin is starting to vitrify in the cold . Right , well , tell you what ... When you come back , we go to Cafe Diem , cocoa 's on me . Ready to activate . Ignition sequence @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ One ... What was that ? Really ? It did n't work , did it ? No , Jack , the blowback destroyed it on the pad . Astronaut Andy , ready for departure . Henry , how are we gon na get him home now ? All emergency personnel ... Any time now . I do n't know what else to do , Jack . All emergency personnel , please report ... Guys ? I 'm ready ! Ready to come home ! I get why Parrish would melt the cow , but why me bat crates ? Let 's ask your bats . Hey , are you sure we 're on the right track ? I mean , we 've got ta be a good mile out from G.D . by now . Aha . They 've been here . Recently . Might be looking for a dark place to roost . Every circuit for the FTL drive is falling offline . Oh . How did this happen ? I do n't know , but I 'm going to find out before I let my crew go up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Maybe ... 4 1/2 hours . The atmosphere is already starting to corrode his peripheral systems . Right . If we ca n't get him back , like , worst-case scenario , we just order a new Andy and plug in the backup disc , right ? No . It does n't work that way . First , Andy 's a ... A prototype . Second , everything Andy 's experienced through his emotion software builds unique pathways in his processing core . - So he 's , uh ... - A one-of-a-kind . Right . Whoa ! Boys , check this out . The circuits ... are liquefying . Wait , you said something about melting . Yeah . Lenore . And my jeep . And maybe G.D . Ah ! Oh . How is he ? Well , it 's a clean fracture . But he needs to stay off of it for six to eight weeks . Five minutes . I was a real astronaut ... for five minutes . That stupid grinning robot gets to go to Titan , - and I have to stay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is stranded on Titan , and I think you 're involved . Oh , leave me alone ! Look , whatever voodoo science you did is out of control . And it messed with Henry 's FTL machine . I ... Did ... Not ... Melt ... Lenore ! I think that he 's telling the truth . I scanned a sample of your liquefied jeep off of his shoe . Welke 's cow and your jeep did n't melt . They protonated . What ? Melting is a change in phase-state . Ice melts into liquid water . Protonation is violent . Their subatomic components actually ripped apart . Well , it does n't matter how he did it . The point is that he did it . So he did n't melt my jeep , he protonated it . Only a superacid could do that to your jeep . And it would leave fluorosulfuric traces in Parrish 's body , and there were none in his blood test . - Oh . - Told ya . Taggart ... Jim ... I , uh , in case I did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what happened ... Well , do n't even . Well , no I ... I hope I did n't hurt you . Well , thanks , sweetheart . It means a lot . I 'm not gon na say it did n't take me a while to get me bearings , but , uh , then I went on walkabout . Walkabout ? Where 'd you , uh , - where 'd you walk to ? - No , there is no " to . " You just go . A journey of self-discovery . You 'd hate it . The point is , when I was done , well , I 'd made me peace . With us . Peace . Well , that 'd be ... nice . Feel that ? What ? That breeze . Duck ! Oh ! Ah ! No ! Found ' em . Tell Allison this sample is from the main circuit panel . Okay . And is the system still melting ? Well , Zane and Fargo are trying to slow it down , but unless Allison can determine what 's causing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She 'll figure it out , and we can get him home . Jack , even if we can replace the melted wire , we do n't have a portable FTL to bring Andy back home . It was destroyed . And I do n't know if we can rebuild it . - Hey , boss ! - You there ? Yeah , yeah , yeah . Hey , pal , I 'm right here . My sensors are detecting a pretty severe methane storm , approaching due West . Uh , well , then you might want to work on building a shelter to break the wind . Will do . Uh , even so , the methane concentration is pretty intense . I 'm bound to corrode . You 've been through worse . Right ? And if anybody can handle it , you can . Hey , boss . Yeah . I need a favor . S.A.R.A.H . ? S.A.R.A.H . , um ... Sorry about this morning , but , uh ... We have to talk . All right , sheriff . It 's a free @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of accident ? Andy 's stranded on Titan . That is far too harsh an environment - for his soft skin ! - Yeah . You must get him back to Earth as soon as possible . Right , and we 're doing everything that we can . But just in case , he 's asked me to tell you . That you 're his ... Casita bonita . I guess he really cares about you . I just did n't ... appreciate how much . Sheriff , there 's movement in my conduits . Yeah , I ... I ... You can feel ... emotional . No , my sensors are registering unidentified movement inside my conduits . Un ... identified movement ? Whoa ! Ohh ! Oh oh oh ! And the 10,000 little needle claws in me , and S.A.R.A.H . ' S all covered in crap . It 's called guano , actually . Oh , thank you , Batman , where are they now ? Well , they left the S.M.A.R.T . house through the gamma conduit , so they probably have a roost in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ control . On it . H ... hey , Jo . What 's up ? Fire suppression is in effect . All personnel have been evacuated . No , they have n't , you frakkin ' brainless piece of software ! Put your back into it , Parrish ! Hey ... Where 's the fire ? There is n't one ! The suppression system went off by itself and sealed the doors ! - And the misty stuff ? - Sucking out all the oxygen . Ah ! Ah ! Damn it ! - All right , everybody out ! - Come on , people , let 's go ! - Everybody out ! - Come with me ! Out ! Out ! Come on , let 's go ! All personnel have been evacuated . Let 's keep going . Keep it moving ! Let me guess . These are the sensors that are supposed to detect when there are people inside . Yes . Same sensors that detect when there 's a fire . More protonation . That 's melting . - Well , so much for G.D @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wrong lab , and this place goes boom . I 'll institute fire-safety protocols . Shut down any combustion-related projects . Well , that 's great , but if we ca n't figure this out , a broken sprinkler system 's gon na be the least of our problems . Oof . Oh ! Taggart ? Blast ! Nearly caught up with the wiley little buggers . Uh , were the bats in the walls ? - Uh-uh . Passing through back home on their way to the roost . Judging from their spoor . That 's disgusting . Wait . Did you track them back to Welke 's farm , or to the FTL service passage ? Well , both . Uh , they escaped on the road near Welke 's farm then turned toward G.D . So things are melting wherever the bats fly ? S.A.R.A.H . Check you out , man , you beat me to it . First bachelor pad on Titan . I do n't think S.A.R.A.H . would like that very much ! Atta boy . Keep thinking about S.A.R.A.H . She 'll be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ? Talk to me . Hello , sheriff . Hey ! How ya ... how ya doing ? You all right ? No . I can feel my connections dissolving . - It hurts . - Okay . All right . We 'll get you some help , okay ? You just hang on . Oh ... Fargo , get here as soon as you can . - Sheriff ? - Yeah ? Please tell deputy Andy that I love him . Okay . - Hey , guys . - Hey , how 's S.A.R.A.H . ? Well , uh , Fargo has her hooked up to some sort of computer life-support system , but we need an answer fast . And the answer is bats . Yeah , but , how 's a bat gon na make something melt ? Taggart genetically altered their binary parotid glands . Why would you do that ? Oh , to create guano rich in perchloric acid . Uh , clean , safe fuel for the Titan habitat . The problem is , the guano 's transforming into some kind of superacid @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ has to be an activating agent , a common element in all the affected materials . Okay , uh , what do we got ? We got , uh , the cow , uh , my jeep , and the FTL jumping machine , so ... What do they have in common ? Okay , I ... I ... let 's try aminos , phenols , uh , xylene . Xylene , xy ... um , Dr . Welke 's , uh , cow fleas were made of xylene . It 's also in wire insulation , uh , S.A.R.A.H . ' s walls , uh , auto paint . That ... That would explain my jeep . All my bio-containment crates were xylene-based . They crapped their way out ? Potential acidity factor is off the charts . Ho ... hold ... hold on . Bat doody and xylene make superacid ? Right . Bat doody , really ? Well ... - Hey , check this out . - We need to find those bats . You said you knew where they were roosting . Getting closer . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right here , where the smiley face is . A massive storage tank full of methyl iodide gas . - It 's perfect . - But it 's poison . Uh , for them , I mean . Nice and homey . Uh , if you like the atmosphere on Titan , - which they do . - Okay . To neutralize the superacid and stop the melting I 'm gon na need an enzyme sample from the binary parotid gland of one of those bats . - We 're gon na have to go inside . - Oh , wait , wait . Into the huge tank of poison-gas bats and superacid ? Ah , yeah ! Awesome . Sorry . Wow . Was that so hard ? What are you talking about ? Sorry . ' Cause I never heard you say it before . Zane , leaving the mission was the right decision for me . Look , I should n't have to apologize , because it 's not about you . Yeah , then maybe you should 've clarified that - before I got involved . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that told me to try . And you let me think you really wanted to go the distance when you were really just playing around . Fine . Fine . I am sorry for not knowing exactly what I wanted . Hmm ? Well , that 's the crappiest apology ever , is n't it ? Do n't dawdle in there . It 'll be not long before our gear starts dissolving in the tank . Fantastic . Ho .. Ly .. crap , Batman . Now , to get a proper sample , we 'll need a mature female . Well , let 's get one and get the hell outta here . Unfortunately , a colony of brown bats is normally 85% male . Of course it is . And the difference between the boys and the girls is , uh ... Females are larger . Ready ? For what ? You sure that 's a good idea ? I 'm provoking a startle response . I can see that . Male . Male . Male . Male . Female ? One ... Two ... Three ... Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is . Are n't you , slugger ? Okay . Okay . Bye-bye , bats . Better wrangle me strays and seal this place up . Allison and Taggart isolated the amino acids from the bats . Now I just need to repair the damage to the FTL . I 'm already on it . How 's S.A.R.A.H . ? On artificial life support . I was able to connect an external hard drive before the crash , but , um , we 'll know more once she 's rebooted . Thanks for asking . Well , I know how attached you are . In a not-at-all creepy way . They may be A.I . , but S.A.R.A.H . and Andy have a real connection . It would be tragic if they could n't say good-bye , and she became our first A.I . widow . Well , we all have to live with disappointment . Enough with the doom and gloom already . It 's so obvious . What are you talking about ? You and Jo . What , that she wasted my time ? That you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tell her . It 's not my place to be disappointed . It 's not like we 're even officially dating . Honestly , I do n't know what we are . Then find out . Pushing her away is n't making it easier on either of you . Current temperature , 310 degrees below 0 . Wind speed , 122 knots . Hang in there , Andy . You 're doin ' great . My internal diagnostics tell me quite the opposite . But , uh ... Thank you for saying otherwise . Well , no one ever said being a deputy in Eureka was easy . You know , uh , it 's kind of funny , Jo ... Me being here on Saturn 's largest moon . Uh , funny , how ? You wake up in the morning and ... You never know where the day is gon na take you . Well , that is funny . Hey , Henry . The methane storm is damaging the camera . The image has been deteriorating over the last hour . It 's okay , we 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ couple of hours . We 'll patch up the FTL , - we can get a ... - Uh , Carter , we do n't have a couple of hours . His inner shielding has been compromised . Oh . Thanks . Hey , buddy . Hey , boss ! So how 's your day going ? Well , uh ... Andy ? - Andy ? - Boss ? Can you hear me ? Andy ? Boss ! Hey ! No , Jack , um , we 've lost the feed . Hey ! How are the repairs going ? Well , too slow . Andy does n't have much time . I know . You know , um ... I know he 's a robot , but , uh ... I feel bad . I mean , I just wish there was something I could do . You 've done a lot . He still has a chance because of you . - Well ... - Hey ! Hey , listen . We 've improvised an FTL slingshot that has a chance of grabbing Andy back from Titan . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ where he arrived when that wormhole opens . Now , we 've lost the comm feed , so there 's no way for us to tell him where he needs to be . Maybe we could show him . Here , come here . Hey , partner . How 's it going ? Andy ? Heeeey . Are you an angel ? Not even close . Allison gave me a holo-communicator she 's been testing for the mission . Look , right now we got to get back to the place where you zapped in . I do n't know if I can make it , boss . Just try , buddy . What 's a sheriff without a deputy ? The FTL extraction point is just ahead . It should be a piece of cake . Easy for the hologram to say . Come on , buddy . All right ? S.A.R.A.H . needs you home safe . Wow . Well , there 's something you do n't see every day . Andy , we 've got to reach that boulder , right over there . As soon as @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you back . Okay ? Try ? Just hurry . I 'm losing the signal . Okay . I lost the signal . He was a few steps away . Stand by . - Oh ! - Oh ! Yeah ! Hey . Oh-h-h ... Th ... thanks for bringing me back , boss . Well , I 'd say we 're even . - Okay . - Okay . Hey . How 's Andy ? Defrosting , but he 'll recover . Yeah , he 's tough . Could I ? Sure . What 's up ? Now , just ... just give me a sec , okay ? Okay , this mission is a big deal . - Oh ! - I know . It 's history . It 's just when I thought about doing it , I always thought about doing it with you . I am sorry ... If I let you down . Less crappy apology ? Yeah , a little . So for the record , what is this ? You and me ? - We 're friends . - Yeah ? Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ before . It ... Yeah , I got that , but ... but ... But that 's ... not what you 're asking me , is it ? You want to know if I 'll wait for you ? Will you ? I do n't know . Because you do n't know how you feel about me ? No , no , because I ... I do n't know how I feel about a lot of things . And I am trying to figure it out , I ... I just ca n't make that kind of a promise until I do . Okay . Okay ? Honesty . I never thought we 'd get here . I guess you never know where the day will take you . Yeah . Fargo ? You there ? Yup . Well , we stopped the melting and replaced the damaged components . All that 's left now is to bring her back online . Did you recover her memory files ? Unfortunately , they were corrupted during the melting . Some of her data was permanently lost . Well , let 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Well , we 're about to find out . S.A.R.A.H . ? You there ? Yes , Dr . Fargo . How are you ? I 'm fine . It 's good to hear my ... your voice . Hey , S.A.R.A.H . Uh , you had us worried there for a second . Worried about what , sheriff ? - Uh ... - Nothing . I have someone here for you , someone who 's pretty anxious to talk to ya . Hi , honey . I 'm home . S.A.R.A.H . ? Everything okay ? I 'm sorry . I forget sometimes that you ca n't see me smile . I was afraid I 'd lost you , baby . Take more than a Titanic methane storm to keep me from my gal . Come get warm . It 's 290 degrees below 0 on Titan . So I discovered . Thank you . I try not to think about it . Well , I guess my work here is done . You did a great job , Fargo . - Thanks . - All in a day @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na have another houseguest for a while . Yeah . Seems that way . It 's okay . Does n't feel so crowded . Jo was n't enough ? You want Andy , too ? Well , I ... want you . I think a ... A house is n't a home unless you share it with the person that you love . You realize I come as a package deal with Kevin and Jenna , right ? Really ? You ... no ... Yeah . Living together , huh ?

@@5234141 Well , that finishes our segment on home safety . I hope you learned something . I know I have . Next time , we 'll use a fireproof sign . I 'll call our insurance adjuster . - lt 's on the speed dial , number eight . - Oh , really ? Well , it 's time to dip into the old mail bag , Al . That 's right . And our first letter is from " Perplexed in Petoskey . " Ah , Petoskey . They have that beautiful tire parade and pickle festival . Gherkins and whitewalls . Love that . OK . " l tried to install some dowels in an oak shelf unit . They expanded and would n't fit in the holes . What can I do ? " Most people do n't know , but you can shrink a dowel if you put it in the microwave for two minutes . That 's true . And then just sprinkle a little cheddar on top , you 'll have a nice oak-aroni and cheese . You want to keep a lookout for Al 's new book , Cooking with Lumber . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Fenwick . " Fenwick . That 's a great place . They have the National Earmuff Museum . It 's open late July through early August because otherwise they 're wearing them . " l 'm getting my driver 's license this year . I know a lot about cars . But I 'd like to learn even more . I think if my parents bought me my own , it would be a great educational experience . What do you think ? " Well , I think , uh , cars are expensive , especially for a teenager . - So , I 'd have to say ... - Yes ! Yes ! ... Brad , if you want a car , you get a job . All right , pal ? I might not have much experience , sir , but I 'm a fast learner . And if you hire me , I know you wo n't regret it . Sorry , kid . You 're not what we 're looking for . [sighs] What was wrong this time ? You just do n't have the sophistication @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ job interview ? How 's it going ? Ah , it 's going all right . lt 's just a part-time job selling wieners . Wait a minute . Whoa , whoa , whoa . You back that wiener wagon right back up . There 's no such thing as " just a job . " Someone 's paying you for something , take it seriously . Dad , he 'd be in charge of relish . Here 's a tip . Compliment them on their sauerkraut . Tell them it 's right up there with the kraut burrito at Casa de Bratwurst . Wo n't he see right through me if I kiss up ? [scoffs] Excuse me . The guy 's the manager of a Wiener Barn . How sharp can the guy be ? Can you help me ? Can anybody really help anybody ? We 're all alone . And then we die . It 's time for my break . That 's unbelievable . I 've taken one ten-minute break in my life . The doctor put that plaster cast on me and I was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my dad . - l 'm Rob . I own the place . - Brad . Nice to meet you . What can I do for you , Brad ? I 'm a little early for my job interview across the mall , I thought I 'd check out your snowboards . Snowboarding . That 's how I ended up in my second body cast . On the up side , I ended up selling the entire surgical team a fleet of kayaks . Excuse me , Brad . There 's a beautiful woman there looking at a $1 , 500 bicycle . I love this job . - Well , hidy-ho , Taylor lad . - Hey , Wilson . So , what brings you to this indoor amalgam of vendors , colloquially known as " the mall ? " I 'm killing time before my job interview at the Wiener Barn . What are you doing ? Well , Brad , I 'm on a quest for a new hobby . I 've narrowed it down to either channeling Aztec spirits or rollerblading . Brad , do you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ softer ones are for indoor . These harder , faster ones are for outdoor . The bearings are rated by ABEC numbers that go from one to 1 2 . Most use three . Well , I do n't know , Brad . Maybe channeling Aztec spirits is a lot safer . Are n't the Aztecs the ones that cut the hearts out of people still alive ? [gulps] I 'm gon na go for those Turbo Roller 2000s . You know , they 're on sale over at Larson 's . Really ? Well , maybe I 'll go over there and take a gander . - Good luck with that Wiener Barn . - Thanks . Oh , by the way , Brad , a little tip . Compliment the sauerkraut . They just love that . So you 're also an expert on rollerblading . Well , I would n't say I 'm an expert . You 're doing a good job driving customers out of my store . I 'm sorry . That was my neighbor Wilson . Brad , do you know what I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out their hearts ? I offer them a job . What do you say you work for me part-time ? - Are you serious ? - Yeah . If you 're on my payroll , you 'll keep customers in my store . And that 's kind of what I 'm going for here , Brad . Well , it sounds a lot better than steaming wieners . What do you say we go talk salary over at Java Joe 's ? You a coffee lover , Brad ? Yeah , and one day , I hope to be a coffee drinker . Coffee , anyone ? We do n't drink coffee . We 're kids . And the word on the street is , so are you . Hey , as of today , I 'm a working man . And a working man needs his morning coffee . A little more sugar , and the working man can fly to work . Pass me the business section . Well , there 's the working stiff . Having a good day ? Thanks for the coffee . I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did you ? You pumped up for your first day ? Yeah . I 'm ready to rack up some big numbers . - All right . - Well , I 'm out of here . When you get home tonight , we 're gon na block-sand some of the panels on the hot rod . - You got it . - Good luck , kid . I 'm not a kid anymore . I 'm a working man . So long , boys . Dad , could I get some lunch money ? Hi . I 'm looking for some new golf clubs . [scoffs] Golf ? Now there 's a total waste of time . What , do you wear those silly clothes too ? [laughs] Actually , sir , our golf section 's right over there . Our best clubs are probably our graphite . But if you want something a little less expensive , try steel . See what feels comfortable . I 'll be back . Nice work , Brad . I 'm gon na help the golf guy . You have n't taken a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'm trying to make a sale . You know , it 's kind of what I 'm going for here . You 're doing a great job . You 've made more sales in one day than Holly 's made in ... Actually , Holly 's never made a sale . Well , if you do n't mind me asking , why did you hire her ? I 've got a good heart . And she 's my sister . Well , maybe one day she 'll finally wake up and take her job seriously , huh ? I need a two-hour lunch . I 'm getting my tongue pierced . - Does n't that hurt ? - Yeah . - Hey , everybody . - Hey , Brad . - How was the first day at the new job ? - Unbelievable ! I took in the highest first-day gross of any salesman still living with his parents . - Ha-ha ! That 's my boy ! - All right . - Congratulations . - And the best part is , he wants to give me more @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ days a week . Wow ! Well , I guess that 's OK , as long as you keep up with your schoolwork . Do n't forget , you 've got a big day coming up in two weeks . That 's right ! We 're putting the engine in the hot rod . Brad is taking his PSAT tests . Oh , God , how I hated when those tests were over . - The PSATs are really important . - Oh , do n't worry . I 'm sure Rob 'll give me the afternoon off . He 's a great guy . I 'll be back . I got ta study brochures . Wait ! I thought we were gon na block-sand the hot rod . No , I ca n't do it tonight , Dad . Rob says if you want to get ahead , you 've got to work while the other guy sleeps . Well , maybe I 'll wake the other guy up and he can help me . - He sure likes that new boss of his . - Why would n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's got a ski condo , sports car , lots of girlfriends . - Everything Brad wants . - Everything I want . Except the condo . So , Jill , you in the mood for a little block-sanding tonight ? Well , maybe . If you spend some time talking to me first . I 'll do it myself . There you go , ma'am . Have a great day . Psst . Brad , you , uh , talk to Holly about going out with me ? - Yeah . - [laughs] What 'd she say ? Her exact words were , " Jason is a repulsive maggot . " Did she smile when she said it ? - Holly ! - You 're a disgusting worm . All right ! I 'm moving up the food chain . [laughs] Are you here again ? No . Well , I was just leaving , Rob , my man . I 'm off to the lingerie shop . You never know when some young lady 's gon na need a [whispers] second opinion . Let 's go to lunch @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you about . Well , I sort of had plans . But I could always cancel them . Well , great . Just let me tell Holly that we 're going . And remind her that this is a store and all these things are for sale . Hey , Brad , I hope you 're hungry . Listen , would you mind if I canceled ? Well , no . What 's the problem ? Rob wants to take me to lunch and talk business . Oh , yeah . All right . OK . Yeah . Where 's he gon na take ya ? To this place where the waitresses dress up like pirate wenches . - Pirate 's Plank . - Yeah ! Yeah . Watch out for wench number three . Her parrot ... arrh ... bites . - So we can have lunch another time ? - Yeah . I 'll get lunch someplace else . See you home . - All right . - All right . - Hey , Brad . You ready to go ? - Yeah . - Are we gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Got a permit ? - Yeah . - Then you drive . - All right ! Hi . Where 'd you go for lunch ? - [groans] - Polish food . [groans] Polish food from Stan 's in Hamtramck . belches , [groans] Why did n't you and Brad just have lunch at the mall ? He made plans to eat with Rob . Wow ! His boss is taking him out to lunch . - This job is really working out . - Maybe it 's just me , but I think he 's picking up a lot of bad habits down there . - Noticed what he does in the morning ? - Could n't be any worse than you . - Reading the financial section . - What 's wrong with that ? You do n't do that . You read the sports section first . Then the comics . And then whatever that first section 's called . The news . He 's been reading those brochures . He should be out doing fun things . - Like what ? - Well , like studying for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hot rod . Jill , these are Brad 's formative block-sanding years . This is so sweet . You 're jealous of Rob . I 'm not jealous of Rob . I just do n't want Brad to become so obsessed with work - that it takes over his life . - This is new and exciting to him now . Once he gets used to it , he 'll calm down . Then it 'll be part of his routine . Yeah . Kind of like marriage , huh ? When you first get married , it 's exciting . Then it , you know ... You know , it turns ... lt 's not , you know , it 's not ... lt 's not like that at all . It 's more ... It 's not a job . It 's more of an adventure . [phone_rings] [continues_ringing] Why do n't I get that ? Hello ? Hello , Angela . You want to talk to Brad , huh ? Uh-huh . Uh-huh . Uh-huh . Uh-huh . Uh-huh . Uh-huh . Uh-huh . Uh-huh . Uh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'd be free . But , uh , Rob asked me to do inventory tonight . I do n't know . Maybe next weekend . Yeah . All right . Talk to you tomorrow . Bye . Let me get this straight . Rather than going out with a beautiful girl , you would rather count shoes . It 's a chance to really bump up my paycheck . So , Dad , ballpark : How much are you pulling down ? That 's a good question . And if you ever ask me again , you are out of the ballpark ! When 's dinner ? And hello to you too . We 're gon na eat as soon as Brad gets back from his PMS test . That 's today ? I mean , I just saw Brad through the window at the sporting goods store . He was supposed to leave at noon to take the test . Well , uh , maybe it was n't through the window at the store . Maybe I saw Brad through the window at school . Yeah . That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ doing well . Got ta go . - l knew this job was gon na be trouble . - l ca n't believe he did n't take it . Uh , Sports Universe . This is Brad . Uh , you 're busted . lt 's Dad . What are you doing there ? You 're supposed to be taking your PSATs ! Holly was supposed to take over for me at noon . But she had to go to the doctor because she had a tongue rash . We told you you could take this job as long as it did n't interfere with school . Remember ? Look , I can take the PSATs another day . Rob never even went to college and he 's doing pretty well . I 'm with a customer . I 'll talk to you later . No , you 'll .. He 'll talk to us later . Well , you 're right . Rob is definitely a bad influence . - l told you he was gon na be trouble . - Well , what are we gon na do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I think the first step would be to stop talking on the phones . Excuse me . Whoa ! is Brad Taylor here ? is anybody really here ? Or are we all just random combinations of sub-atomic particles ? # Oooee-ooee-ooee # Follow me . I 'm looking for a random grouping of sub-atomic molecules with blond hair that looks like my son Brad . Yeah . Yeah . He went on an errand for my money-grubbing , capitalist brother . I 'll wait for him . I 'll sit in this fancy little chair here . Yeah , you break it , you buy it . [sighs] [vibrating] Well , I see you 've gotten to know the chair . Actually , the chair just got to know me . Howdy . I 'm Tim Taylor . I 'm Brad 's dad . - Hey , the Tool Man ! - Yeah . A chair like this would really come in handy after a hard day of injuries and explosions . Well , I did n't come here to talk about chairs . - l came here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ kid . I 'm Rob . Yeah . I know who you are , Rob . You got the Porsche and the ski condo at Bowie Mountain , you know . You think working here is more important than college tests . What are you talking about ? I never said that . Well , then why did Brad skip his test to cover for jolly Holly over there ? - l did n't know he had a test . - Well , he did . He does n't care about that now that you got his head filled - with all these crazy ideas . - Like what ? Well , how about like , " Rob did n't go to college . He 's doing pretty well . " Yeah , I 'm doing pretty well now . Brad does n't know about the crummy jobs l had before I got here . Well , maybe it 'd be a good idea if you told him . I spent two years cleaning bathrooms at Stan 's Polish Restaurant in Hamtramck ? You would n't believe what goes on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I would never tell Brad that this job - is more important than college . - Well , the problem is ... Dad , what are you doing here ? I came down here to tell you I want you to quit this job . Because I missed the PSATs ? I told you I would take them another day . Your dad wants to make sure you got priorities straight . Rob , I think I can handle this . I just want to make sure you got your priorities straight . I was gon na say that . There 's nothing more important than education . Your dad 's right . Wish I had a better one . - Rob ? - Sorry . I 'm pretty damn proud of my education . Not that I flaunt it . There 's a lot of people I 've got convinced I have no education at all . All right . I made a mistake . I should n't have skipped the test . I did n't want to let Rob down . Look , what would let me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my best sales person . If I cared , I 'd resent that . Look , you guys let me know what you decide , all right ? I 'm gon na go over and give Holly her annual evaluation . You stink ! Come on , Dad . Give me one more chance . I 'll take my PSATs , I 'll keep my grades up and I 'll show you that school comes first . Great . Are n't you forgetting one important thing ? - What Mom thinks ? - Who ? Mom ? Yeah ! Yes ! Yes ! What your mother thinks . That , and you know , working on the hot rod with me . [laughs] OK , Dad . I promise no matter how busy I get , I 'll always make time for the hot rod . That 's my boy . That 's my man . Come on . I 'll walk you out . - [whistling] - Hey , Wilson . Well , hidy-ho , Taylor lads . So , you given up on rollerblading yet ? Nay , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And if I say so myself , the results have been bitchin ' , dude ! - Do you really know how to skate ? - Do I know how to skate ? Watch me . Wilson , that 's amazing . is there anything you ca n't do ? Yeah ! I do n't know how to stop ! Whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa ...

@@5234241 Previously on " grey 's anatomy ... marry me , cristina yang . - Are you saying yes ? - Y-yeah . We 're married ! Adele and I are gettinga divorse . Has it even occurred to you that maybe I 'm not interested ? I raised you to bean extraordinary human being . So imagine my disappointment when I wake up after five years and discover that you'reno more than ordinary . You want to know whyi 'm so ordinary ? You want to knowhat happenedto me ? You . You happened to me . disappearances happen in science - - disease can suddenly fade away , tumors go missing . We open someone up to discover the cancer is gone . It 's unexplained , it 's rare , but it happens . We call it misdiagnosis ... say we never saw it in the first place ... any explanation but the truth . That life is full of vanishing acts . If something that we did n't know we had disappears , do we miss it ? Meredith . Meredith ! What are you doing ? I was taking a bath . That 's not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Drop it . - Look , your mother- drop it . - Your mother - - look , your mother was lucid , and she said things , and now she 's - - gone , and everything'sback to normal . It 's not a big deal . Yeah , except she 's havingheart surgery today . hey , do you want meto talk to the chief ? I know you havethe triage thing today , but he 'll give you the day off . Stop . I do not need rescuing . Oh , you would have drowned in the bathtubhad I not been there . I 'm a surgeon . I do the rescuing . You are not my knightin shining ... whatever . So we 're gon na fight because I pulled you out of the tub ? You have a place . You could sleep at it . And then you do n't have to pull me out of the bathtub . You 're everywhere , all the time , saying things . This isthe happy ever after part . And in the happilyever @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time , saying things , and the girls love it . Go to work . I 'll see you there . Just for the record , I amyour knight in shining whatever . I did not try to drown myselfin the bathtub . Hey , I ate everythingout of the fridge last night , everything , includinga tub of butter . There 's no judgment here . You ever feel like_you were disappearing ? All the time . Why ca n't I just be thathappily ever after person ? Why ca n't I believe in that ? I do n't know what_I believe in anymore . We 're not telling people . - I have n't told anyone . - I know , I know.Just do n'T . I 'm not going to , yet . No , I just - - I-I need to tellmy friends he first . But I have friends here . shepherd . Oh , no . You ca n't tell shepherd . You can not tell shepherd until I 've told meredith . It would be a thing . You act likethis is a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I will tell them , today . Just ... wait . - good morning . - Morning . Morning . What 's different ? - Nothing . - Leave him be . - What happened to your hair ? - Nothing . - what happened to your hair ? - leave him be . - He dyed it . - but why ? - Ow ! - leave him be . what am I doing ? What ? Okay , but why ? Men who have gray hairare noticed lessthan men who do n'T . By who ? - Well ... - by the ladies ? - looks good , chief . - Oh , very natural . Ladies will love it . he is alone ... all alone . Do any of you even know what that 's like ? Lives with cristina , dates the perfect 12 year old ... man-whore ... his wife lt him after 25 years of marriage . So if the man wants to dyehis hair for the ladies , let him dye his hairfor the ladies . leave him be . it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ weird , right ? I needmore triage tear tags . Living with somebodyI 'm married to is weird . I mean , I 'm his bossand his wife . At work , I 'm giving him orders . In bed , he 's giving me - - stop right there . I do n't need to know this . I 'm tired . I 'm busy . While I will concedeyou and o'malley havesome challenges to overcome , I 'm asking you to remember that this day is a marathon and my mind can only holdwhat it needs to know . Your sex life can not be heldin my mind today . Ever.It can not be heldin my mind ever , never . Whatever . Sydney heron hereto lend a hand . Hey.Hi.Hello . Oh , miranda , hey . Nice clinic.Very nice . - Hey , sydney . - I mean real , real nice.Cheerful . no better way to distinguish yourself for chief resident than to opena multimillion-dollar clinic.Smart thinking.Strategic . Chief resident ? I myself have used the time to master several complex surgical procedures . But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - What is she talking about ? - The chief resident . The chief resident . Yeah , for next year . The one fifth-year resident that rules all residents . Oh , she - - okay , she 's cute . She 's acting like she didn'tknow about it.Cute . - I 'm not cute . - I 'm on to you . Okay , I 'm a competitor . - I bite . - Okay . Well , I 'll justwait for you in the pit . - what ? - Nothing . What ? ! Okay , cranky . Fo-forget it . am I the only onewho thinks this triage testis a waste of time ? There 's a platysmaplastyon the board . I had sloan all prepped to let me scrub in . - George , hey . - Hey . - How 's it going ? - Good . - You like living in a hotel ? - Yeah , it 's good . ' Cause your room'sstill there ... - next to mine . - Oh , izzie . I 'm just saying , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ always just move right back in . You think I 'm this boythat you need to save . I get that , but - - and it - - it would be sweet if - - if it weren'tso condescending . Seriously , is it too much to ask to be performing actual surgeries ? We are actual surgeons . - what ? - nothing . A lot of arm swelling , but good distal pulses , so ... we can rule outcompartment syndrome . I suspect a radius fracture , so I 'd splintand get an ortho follow-up . Anything else ? - No . - Okay . - Then I guessthis means - - - time . - And I 'm dead . - Dead ? you sent her home . The bonepunctured through her skin . Yeah , but she had multiplewounds and abrasions - - a puncture over a break is an open fracture until proven otherwise . Yeah , I got septic , and idled at home thanks to you . Oh , whatever . Not " whatever " to dead " minor puncture wound @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ quickand thorough while using your instincts . You ca n't be fooled by what your eyes see . If you assess wrong , your patient could diewhile waiting for treatment . Karev , you 're next . Just think , I 've already killed her . You ca n't do more damagethan that . People , triage is one of the most important toolsa doctor has . In a real emergent scenario , you 'll have only minutes . And it 's something you 'll be tested on in your surgical ex- sorry . - George . I was just recordingthe drill . - All right , we 're workinggeorge , okay ? - Yeah . - I 'm your boss right now . - Yes . - All right ? - Yes . - A very sexy one . - No , no , no . - You cannotundermine my authority ... - yeah . In front of the other interns , in front of my peers . No . O'malley , take that back to the clinic where it belongs . Sorry . Attention , people . Look @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ssionfor a moment . Chief , I like your new hair . It really brings outyour eyes . Do you need something , sir ? We just received word of a mass casualty incident nearby . All availablelevel one trauma centers have been asked to respond . I need to send a teaminto the field immediately . Is this a partof the exercise ? Are we supposed to actappropriately , uh , tense ? This is not an exerciseor a drill , yang . This is an emergent situation , and I need all hands on deck . - seriously ? - What happened ? I do n't have details , just orders . Meredith , I have a thing , news . You are n't pregnant again , are you ? ' Cause I ca n't handlethe extra months of bitchiness . We 're catching a ridewith seattle 34 . Space is tight , so hold your kits on your lap . - where are we going ? - We 'll knowwhen we get there . Fire , flood , volcano ? I 'm notreally dressed for a volcano @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . I 'm hauling supplies . I only have room for five . - Yang . - Yes ? Stay with the chief . Take careof the incoming wounded . The rest of you , come on . Stevens was inappropriate . Hey , what was your , uh , news ? just forget it . Forget it . oh , everybody , move your I.D.S to the outside of your jacket . When we get there , remember , triage . Karev . Green tags - - nonemergent.Yellow - - delayed care . Red tags - - needs immediate treatment . Good.Assess carefully , tag and getall the critical patients into the ambulancesas fast as possible . Do n't get in the way of search and rescue , and stay calm . Any word yeton what happened ? All we know is there aremultiple traumas . holy mother of ... Grey 's Anatomy Season 3 Episode 15 dr . Bailey , where do you need us ? Where should we start first ? - Dr . Bailey -- - I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ protocol . Go do it . - Do what ? - Go help people . you need some help ? There 's nothing morel can do here . How did this happen ? It was a fog bank . Container shipclipped the ferry . good . Take a deep breath for me . Okay , you 're gon na be okay . Your injuries are minor . An E.M.T.Is gon na come and takeyou to the hospital , okay ? where is your mommy ? Who are you with ? Okay , I want you to stayright here , okay ? Stay right here . Did you ... wet your pants ? - That 's okay._it happens sometimes - - - coming through ! Okay , okay . All right . It just does n't make sense . Ferry boatsdo n't get in accidents . They 're safe . They 're reliable . The momentyou take one for granted , along comes a container shipand boom . I have a thingfor ferry boats . Reschedule , uh , swanson 's , uh , valve replacement . We 're gon na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I mean , this whole dayhad just been ... there 's something wrongwith meredith . I asked her what 's wrong . She says nothing . Then she triesto drowned herself in the tub . N-not actually drowned , I do n't think . But something was going on , and she will not talk about it . We were fine , and now it 's like ... I 'm living with a ghost . - You 're confiding in me . - Yes . Cristina and iare engaged . Congratulations . I mean , she does n't wantto tell anyone . At least not untilshe tells meredith first . Yeah , they 're differentthan other women . yes , these women ... yes , they are . You know , maybe we'llnever know them . I mean , really know them . And now that you and cristinaare engaged , you 've got a lot of work to do . You and yangare gettin ' hitched ? There 's a mass casualty incident rolling in , okay ? there 'll probably besome burn victims . You should be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ take a few patients off your ... hands . I appreciate the gesture , dr . Callie o'malley . but the chief asked me to rollthe nonemergent E.R.Casesinto the clinicand take care of them , so I 've triagedthese patients , and so far it looks like a - - a sore throat , a sprain and a tummy ache - - easy breezy . So the clinic and iare fine . Okay , I 'm not , uh , tryingto take the clinic - - uh , bailey 's clinic , by the way - - away from you . I 'm offering to help , so ... your offer to helpis duly notedand very much appreciated , but I promise you - - got it all under control.So ... jason kaye ? Fine . I 'll leave you to it and , uh , find myselfa recently traumatized emergency surgeryto scrub in onwhile you stay down herewith your sore throatand your sprain and- what was the other one ? - Tummy ache . Jason kaye ? excuse me , are you a nurse , a doctor , m-medical @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - - all right , come with me . Um , no , you - - you needto get checked out . - There 's a treatment arearight over there . - Follow me , please . You 've got some really badburns . They need to be treated . My buddy 's trapped . He 's trapped under a car . If he 's trapped under a car , you need search and rescue . They have - - they have personnel- their medical personnel -- - I called them.They 're backed up , and he ca n't wait . He 's in a real bad way.Please . He 's my best buddy . Please . - shepherd , I need youin the next rig . - Okay . - I want you at that scene . - You do n't need me here ? They 're reporting lots of closed head injuries . I want youo get in there and bring ' em back alive . - Okay , what 's the news ? - Shepherd and greyare on the rocks . Burke and yanggot engaged . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ why it looksso odd . I 'm gon na go save lives . Take himto the treatment area . They 'll fix you upthere , okay ? I got somebody down here . hey ! That 's not secure . Hey ! - doctor , I need youto get back up here . - There 's a pregnant womandown here ! Just shut the ... oh , hell . She dead ? Yeah . one second . Hold on . Hold on . immediate ! Immediate ! I need help down here ! he 's back . He 's got help . You hear that , rick ? We got help . We got a doctor . - You 'll be ay now , man . - He 's gon na be okay ? Right ? what we do know at this time - - what we can tell you - - is that there have been deaths . And we may not know that for hours , even days . We also know that passengers are still being evacuated ... all right , you 're gon na needthese to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ofavailable open chest trays , central line kitsand a difficultintubation cart . Yes , sir . ... who knows what damage to the interior , we do n'T ... - oh , yang . - I-I know . Um , communicatewith the scene as needed . no_i heard you were engaged . Congratulations . Thank you , sir . All right , go , and remember , we 're hoping for the bestbut preparing for the worst . you got anyone for me ? Uh , yeah , those twoneed to be transported . Uh , these five did n't make it - - four adults and one child . A child ? You found a dead child ? A boy or girl ? Ma'am , you 're injured.You need to lie down . Get a stretcher , now . Is the childa boy or a girl ? I ca n't find my son . We got separated . I-I need to knowif my little boy is alive . She was a girl . The child was a little girl . No , no , no , no_i need to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ youto the hospital . No , I ca n't leave ! He 's only 7 . No ! And - - and he 's all alone . no._no , I will not leavemy son behind . No ! No , I will find him . Listen to me.I will find him . If you let metake you to triage , I promise youI will find your son . He 's so scared . Yeah , I know_i know . I 'll find him . - Okay ? - All right . He 's a mechanic . We - - we work together . We - - we drive togetherto work , and - - and suddenlythere was this huge jolt . It was awful . We were justtrying to get outta there . - But rick went back in- - figured we could help . We should help . He went back . There were people trapped . He was trying to help . We were behind him . We - - we were right behind him . There 's injuriesto his chest and leg . It looks likehis arm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his spine and pelvis . I ca n't - - there 's - - there 's not much that I can dountil we get him out of here . You got ta do what you can . I mean , we 'll , uh ... greg , go find some more guys . Hey , go findsearch and rescue , okay ? Give them this . Tell themI said he ca n't wait . He has to get to a hospital . All right , I 'm going . let ' em knowhe needs a C.T . Make sure to keep his neckstable.I felt a step off . Ask for waller . If waller 's not available , ask for krychek , okay ? Keep him stable.What do you got ? Oh , hey , nurse , let me have somebandages . Thank you.Stop here . Derek . Hey , meredith , you got a free hand ? - Hold this bandage for me , will you ? - Yeah . You all right ? Yeah , it 's just a lot . You want to get married , and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so now we have a problem ? What ? No , I do n't wantto get married . You want to get married ? No . Good . So if that 's not it , what is it ? It is n't anything . Are you good ? ' Cause I gottaget this kid triaged . - Yeah , I 'm good . - Okay.Let 's go . She all right ? Yeah , she 's good.She 's just lost . Hang in there . All the nonemergent surgerieshave been postponed . - good . - I 'm gon na gocheck on discharges . I 'm trying to free upas many beds as I canin the surgical wing . - Oh.I was gonnado that , but-- I can do it . Oh , sure.Good . Unless you want to . No , no.Go ahead . You 're still the chief . I know that . It just seems so quiet , you know ? Yeah . We 're expectingthe first wavefrom the scene soon . I dyed my hair blonde ... the day afterderek moved out . Change is good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're starting over . So am I . Right . I specifically told youI neededto tell meredith first . I was talking to shephd , and ... it just came out . It was no big deal . It is a big deal , because now she 's not evengonna care about the factthat I 'm getting married . All she 's gon na care aboutis the fact thatI did n't tell her myself . Then why did n't you ? There was a major disaster . That was 45 minutes after we discussed it . You were with your friendsfor 45 minutesrunning triage drills , and you were n't compelledto mention it ? The chief says they'rerolling in soon , so ... her pressure 's low - - barely registering - - and I do n't see any good veinsfor an I.V . She 's all clamped downfrom hypothermia . That 's why I coun'tfind a pulse . I 've never seen a crush injuryso bad and survive . She needs to stay on her left side . We got ta move heron her left side . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ta get that B.P.Up . On my count . One ... two ... your baby - - your baby 's okay . For now it looks okay . Just try to breathe . We need to move you to helpwith your circulation , okay ? one , two , three . pulse is already better . I 'll attemptI.V.Access again . Just breathe throughthe pain . What you can dofor your baby right nowis take care of yourself . Good girl.I know it hurts . Come on now.Keep breathing for me , okay ? That 's it.Breathe . Good . Um , what do we ... so what do we do ? We wait . - we wait ? - We wait . okay , we need to finda grown-up - - another grown-up - - to help youfind your mom . Hey , uh , I need youto take this little girlto the triage tents . I got ta get back to my unit . No , I need you to takethis little girlto the triage tentsfor me , please . You 're gon na be okay . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Thanks . help ! I edsome help over here ! Stay right here . how we doing ? It 's bad . A lot of survivors , so that 's something . Yeah , it is . Have you seen stevens ? No . What about o'malley , grey ? Grey was - - I saw greyabout ten minutes ago . She was on her way over herewith a kid . - You have n't seen her ? - No . I got ta head outwith this one , so keep an eye outfor my interns , all right ? Yeah , I 'll do my best . jane doe , about six months pregnant , found under a pile of rubble . She sustained crush injuriesto her right to rsoand upper extremitiesas well as severe traumato the face.B.P . Initially low , but now up to 90 over 60after a liter of fluidand placing heron her left side . What do we do ? Karev ? Abc - - her airwayneeds to be protected . Her breathingwill be compromisedbecause of the crush injury , and we needto have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ type and crossand C.T.Of her head and neck . Excellent.Let 's get her started . Uh , trauma room two.Let 's go . One , two and three . let 's seewhat we have here . The baby - - the baby 's gon na - - make sure that you shield her in radiology . We 've got toget her stabilized firstbefore you start worryingabout the baby . The amount of radsare negligible . Right , but she'sgonna need a lotbefore all of this is over . We need to protect theboth . Yang , you 're on this . Alex , go to the clinic . The victims ' families are there . They need answers . This is my patient . I pulledher out of the damn water . Which is heroic and manly , and you still needto talk to those familiesright now . Why ca n't yang do it ? This is all hands on deck . Yang can handle is.Now go . Okay . he likesfire trucks ... and police cars - - anything with flashing lights . Carlee heit , 45-year-old female , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Okay , we need to get herto an O.R . As soon as possible . He wo n't respondif you call him christopher . He hates that . Just chris . Okay.He likes chris the best . Okay.O'malley , what is shetalking about ? She lost track of her sonin the accident . Dr . O'malley and I made a deal . He 's gon na find my sonso I know that chris is okaybefore I go into surgery . Mrs . Heit , your injury'sextremely serious . We need to tend to itas soon as possible . As soon as he 's located . I ca n't go into surgerybefore I know about my son . I 'm sure he 's here.All families are being dir - - o'malley , just find the boyin a hurry , and we 'll start the workup . I need more gauze . There 's no more here . Maybe you could findsome , uh , paper towels the head ? I 'll find something . Vince ... vince , it hurts like hell . Can you do anythingabout that ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I 've given himeverything I 've got . Where is search and rescue ? It hurts . What hurts , man ? E-everything . Maybe if - - maybe ifI try to set his arm , it 'll help somewith the pain . What are you waiting for ? - I , uh , um ... - what ? Nothing.Just , uh , st stay thereand hold his hand . Hold his hand ? You think he 's in pain now ? He 's not.Hold his hand . Place both hands on oppositesides of the fracture ... distract , exaggerate and reverse the mechanismin one continuous motion . You are a doctor , are n't you ? Shut up . All right.All right . Rick , you ready ? yeah . One ... two ... what happened ? Some metal - - something in my leg ... thrown off . God , it hurts.It hurts . okay_I started swimming . I needed to go ... got a meeting . I 'm sorry_i 'm sorry , sir . But try to stay still . Do n't look.Turn around . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thereand do n't move and do n't look . What do we got ? Oh , we just got started . All right . But I got this . There 's nobody coveringmy service . I 'm gon na need youto get up to telemetryand check on my patients , pre-op and post-op . And then I shouldjoin you in surgery ? No.And then you shouldreport to the pit . Uh , the chief assigned meto jane doe . Yes.Now I 'm reassigning you . To do what , sutures ? - Yes . Okay , so - - so you 're sayingyou do n't - - you do n't want meto scrub in . Dr . Yang , I 'm sayingthat I havean unattendedcardiothoracic wing and a pit full of patientsthat you havethe ability to help . I do n't need you in the O.R . I need you on the floor . Do you have a problemwith that ? No.Thank you . no , not - - chris heit . He 's 7 years old . He 's got brown hair . I do n't know if he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to see if he 's there ? Yes , I know all the familieswere directed here . Could you just check ? Thank you.Yeah . Callie , I need some help . I can't_i 'm busy . Yeah , okay . It 's just , uh , I 'm trying to find this - - george , I 'm busy . I 'm about to gointo surgery , okay ? I ca n't be your wiferight now . I 'm working . I 'm working , too . I havea patient who needs surgery . So do I . Yes , any luck ? Thank you . Okay.Damn it . Can I get some helpover here ? Sweetie , listen to me . I need you to turn around . I know I told youto face away from me , but we have to work togetherto help this man . I do n't talk eitherwhen I get scared . I do n'T ... talkwhen bad things happen . You do n't have tosay anything . But I need your help . Okay , do n't look down.Do n't look at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you be my assistant ? Okay , good . I ca n't move my handsoff where they are right now . So I need youto go over to my kitand pull out , uh , the things - - they look like , um , like tweezers . You know what your mommy usesto pull a splinter out with ? Hey , what wasthe site like ? Was it gory ? Was it a trauma bonanza ? I mean , obviously terrible . I do n't talk with thieves . What ? You stole my jane doeright out from under me . I am not a thief . You balked . You 're a balker . I was thinking . Well , again , not my problemthat thinkingis such a time-consumingprocess for you . I rescued her . I climbed down . I pulleda massive pylon off of her . I got her here alive . Pylons ? There are pylons on people ? Whatever . Now I get stuckbabysittingthe patients ' familieswhile you get to scrub in . Well , I 'm not scrubbing in . I 'm stitching @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get that ? I happen to be pullinggaping pieces of fleshback together . You 're stitching . You 're just one step closerto knitting your grandmaa sweater . Well , at least mine 's medical . Well , you 're knitting . I pull pylons off people . orange juice ? Orange juice ? Orange juice ? Oh , sweetie . Yeah , h-his color'snot good . Do you wantsome orange juice ? Maybe I havesome wheat crackers , something to putin your belly ? No . Everybody , if you 're - - if you 're waiting to hearabout your families , we should be hearing somethingvery soon . I 'm sorry . He must have savedat least a dozen peoplewho were stuck under cars . We told him not to go back . That 's the kinda guyhe is . He 's the guy that goes back . He 's got kids , too , five of ' em . Okay , I 'm committedto the project . I do n't need to hearabout the kids . Leave the girl alone , vince . Sorry.You 're doinga real @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he doing ? he 's doing all right . No , no , he 's not . I ca n't do anything moreuntil we get himout from under this car . Can you please tell me why_you 've come back by yourself ? Search and rescue - - they 're buried . They saidthey 'd come when they can . Did you show them the red tag ? He 's a red tag ? They saidthey got 15 red tags . come on , guys.Do n't worry about me . I 'll be fine . No , no , no , no.Do n't do this , man . S-stay with me.Stay with me . what happened ? He - - he - - he let goof my hand . He 's gone limp . Wake up , rick ! Hey.I 'm not gon na be able_to make it tyour surgery . But here 's the thing ... you were crushed underneatha cement pylon . Now dozens of peopleon that ferry boat died . But you 're still alive . So when I come backto check on youafter the surgery , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hear me ? All right . her B.P . 'S stable . So is the baby 'S . You did good , karev . Is she gon na be okay ? You know , we 're gon na ... we 're gon na doeverything we can . What about the baby ? I mean , is she gonnabe able to carry it to term ? Um ... you should get back downto the clinic . look , mrs . Heit , it 's time . We really need to operatebefore you lose any more bloodor your bowels start to die . Just ... wait ... till dr . O'malleyfinds my son.Please . Dr . O'malley ... george ... did you find him ? Is - - is he okay ? Is he awake ? One of his pupils is blown . We do n't have a lot of time . What are you gon na do ? God , you ca n't let him die . I 'm sorry . I 'm doing what I can . Well , it 's not enough . Please just - - just look @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ soon . So you got ta figure out a way tohelp him right here , right now . finally . Kelly winter . - Fatima ? - Fatima 's a little girl - - hold on . Hold on . I 'm - - I 'm , uh , I 'm dr . Karev . This is a very rough situation , and I can sure you , we 're doing everythingthat we can . The following are the patientswe 've identified at this time - - okay , " john J.Anders , kirk demorast " - - this is the same listthey gave us a half-hour ago . It 's posted over there . I-I understand , but - - please , just , kelly - - she 's got brown hair.She 's about 5 ' 4 " . Okay , look , we had a lot ofpeople who came in without I.D . just take us overto the E.R . , And we 'll look for ourselves . We ca n't let you do that . why not ? those are our kidsin there ! okay.Let 's see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ if he bleeds . Good.Okay.We saved him . You helped . We just have tobandage him up , we 're gon na find someone to take him to the hospital , and then we 're gonnafind your mom , okay ? I ca n't stand it.The pain ! I got ta get outta here ! Sir , do n't move ! Do n't move !

@@5234341 Can you give us any more revs , Charge ? Temps are on the high side and the props are coming clear in the roughest . But I reckon she 'll cope with a few more . OK , roger . Do you hear there ? Captain speaking . You 'll be pleased to know we 're nearly through the worst of it and we 'll have clear skies by morning . " Oh ! My baby ! You kiss me ! Kiss me ! " Unlike some of us , ET , I 've got standards . I reckon that Buffer 's a one-fish kind of guy . Yee-hee ! Righto , you lot ! I want these uppers clear for a freshwater washdown ! Spider , you 're in charge ! Yes , Buff ! That storm overnight sure made a mess . You ever seen it blow as big , ET ? Mate , I slept like a baby . Did n't feel a thing . Do n't know what you 're talking about . You 're pulling my chain , right ? The waves were massive . They were at least 20 metres . 20 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't asleep too ? Squid for breakfast ! Looks like we did some illegal fishing in that storm . You were saying ? I believe you , Spider . How else did we get all this seafood up here ? Hey ! There 's something big floating in the water right ahead ! 200 yards ! Attention , bridge ! Attention , bridge ! RO reports something in the water dead ahead . I have a visual . Captain has the ship . Port 30 . Stop both engines . Port 30 . Stop both engines . 100 yards and closing right ahead . 30 port along , sir . Both engines stopped . Very good . Full astern both engines ! Full astern both engines . Let 's go take a look . Stop both engines . Stop both engines . A standard dry van , by the looks of it . Swept off the deck of a container ship in the storm ? Or a smaller coastal trader . That was a fortunate miss , boss . An understatement , Nav . Probably would have breached our hull @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bow into the wind , downwind of the container . Do n't want us floating into it . Good eyes , RO . Or should that be ship 's lookout ? Just a lucky spot , sir . We 'll need to record the container 's serial number before we decide what to do with it . Who 's up for a recce ? It 'll mean one of you in the drink . Suit up , RO . He always goes paper . Well , ca n't get any closer . If we catch this thing on any sharp edges , we 'll be swimming home . So ... I 'll , uh , keep an eye out for sharks . It 's a 20-foot isotainer . I mean , I ca n't see a BIC Code . Alright ! I 'll go have a look ! Right . Charlie 2 , this is Romeo 2 . There does n't appear to be any numbers on the container . Over . Roger , Romeo 2 . We might have to sink it . Over . Whoa ! What about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this thing . And who 's going to drive it back to base , Romeo ? You ? According to Customs , there 's been no report of a ship losing cargo , but who knows ? So it 's been in the water awhile . Want me to prep a gunnery shoot , sir ? I 'd prefer to know what 's inside it first , Buff . We do n't want to create an environmental hazard . As opposed to a shipping hazard . You 've got a point , X . Prep the 50-cal . Aye-aye , sir . There 's an open hatch on the underside . Yeah ? What 's in it ? Nothing . It 's just full of water . So , what 's keeping it afloat ? Uh ... an air pocket ? Romeo 2 , this is Charlie 2 . Any luck with the serial number ? Over . Uh , negative , sir . But RO reports the container is empty . Over . Oh , that 's good news . Head back to ' Hammersley ' ET . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Roger . Hey , ET ? Do you see that ? Yeah . Some sort of ... vent . So ? Well , these things are normally sealed airtight . Keep the moisture out . There 'll be plenty of moisture inside when the 50-cal 's had its way - come on . No , I 'm going to swim underneath , inside it . See what 's keeping it above the waterline . You said it 's an air pocket . With a vent on the top , all the air would have escaped . No , no , RO , RO , RO ! Do n't ... Oh , you ... ! 50-cal gun 's crew - close up , clear away , provide ammunition to the mount . Providing ammunition to the mount . Alright . I 'm taking bets to see how many rounds it 'll take . My money 's on a single shot . One shot for me . Trust the Spider . I vote for three . I think you boys might miss the first couple . Whoo ! Nav does n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on the job at hand . Sorry , boss . If the navy permitted a wager I 'd bet on two rounds of the 50-cal . I 'm with you , sir . There 's a false bulkhead about halfway in . There must be a recess of air above that keeping it buoyant . Oh , right . You mean an AIR POCKET ! Come on . It 's got a false wall , ET . It suggests smugglers . Or a partition to separate the goods . Come on . Let 's get in the boat . We 're going . What are they doing out there , having a fish ? Give ' em the hurry-up , X . Romeo 2 , we 've got a waypoint to make by lunchtime . Hurry it up . Roger . You heard the lady . Come on . R ... God ! What 's this clown doing now ? Hello ? ! Do you have a problem there , ET ? Negative , sir . No problem . What are you doing ? RO , get back in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ coughing . It might be water swishing around , but ... What the hell is he doing ? What the hell are you doing ? ! ET , I 'm starting to lose my patience . I want you to order RO into the RHIB . Over . Hello ! This is the Australian Navy ! Is there anybody in there ? ! RO , if you do n't get back inside this boat , I swear ... Uh ... Charlie 2 , this is Romeo 2 . We 're going to need some bolt-cutters here immediately . There seems to be someone trapped inside the container . Over . There 's more than one . Not certain of the language . Could be Vietnamese , could be Mandarin . RO reports there 's more than one inside . Unsure of nationality . Roger that . Prepare the quarterdeck . Ow ! Hey . Hey , hey . Take it easy , guys . Take it easy . Just a little at a time , OK ? Stay warm . It 's OK . It 's OK . Passport here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Pyongyang . Hey , RO ? How 's your Korean ? About as good as my Swedish . Imagine getting stuck in a tin can like that . No wonder they 're freaked out . At least they can have a wash now , get rid of some of that stink . Why ca n't they just have a shower in the juniors ? Spider , it 's against quarantine regulations . They have to remain on the quarterdeck . It just does n't seem right , that 's all . You really want to share your rack with some smelly illegal ? Great . Hey , RO . Why do n't you go below , get out of your stinger suit ? I 'm alright . It was n't a request . Five North Korean nationals . All in need of varying degrees of medical treatment . None serious . What 's your ETA at base , sir ? 1600 . Roger . We 'll have ambulances standing by . Sir , we 've just received radio communication from a registered vessel , MV ' Moonshine ' requesting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't quite make it out . Their radio must be playing up . It was a very garbled transmission . Position ? 10 miles south-west of us . Roger . We 'll rendezvous with them on our way back to base . Aye , sir . Yeah , about , uh , 10 mile north-east of here . We nearly ran into it in the storm last night . Uh , sir , uh , the gentlemen aboard fishing vessel ' Moonshine ' are reporting a derelict shipping container . You 'll be happy to know we 've already dealt with it , fellas . Ah , right , yeah . We would 've blown it out of the water if we had the firepower . Looks like you 've got just about everything else on that boat . Yeah . Yeah , she 's a beauty , is n't she ? Named her after my very famous home-brew . Hey , Spider , is that you , mate ? How are you going ? How were those crabs we gave you ? They 're talking about seafood . No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Chefo , tell them about the crabs in the freezer . I do n't know what you 're talking about , mate . Well , then , hooroo , Spider . Keep up the good work , mate . See you later , fellas ! See you , mate ! Spider . Sir ? You met those fishermen on Bright Island ? Uh , yes , sir . When we were rescuing the marine biologist . They gave me a bag of crabs they 'd been collecting . It 's a pretty flash boat for a couple of crab-harvesters . They were pretty nice crabs , Charge . Sir , uh , the Buffer said you were down here . Just decoding a deltext . Uh , none of the North Koreans speak any English , so getting any useful information out of them is almost impossible . That 's a job for Immigration . Mm-hm . The fishermen just now , and Spider 's crabs - I noticed you eyeballing their boat . Ca n't get away from Bright Island , can you ? Do you still think there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm still unclear as to why the feds are involved . Well , I 'm sure if something serious was going on there , they 'd never have let Ursula Morrell back on the island . You 'd think so . Although Ursula seems to have disappeared . And I ca n't locate her . If you 're really concerned , you should definitely notify the feds about it . This is from Marshall . Informing me that Robert 's father has died . What ? Taking over my duties , sir ? Um ... take a seat , RO . RO , one of the most difficult aspects of my job as commanding officer of this ship is ... having to give people bad news . How can I help you , sir ? It 's my unfortunate duty to inform you that your father ... has just passed away . Please accept my deepest condolences on behalf of myself and of the entire ship 's company . Sorry . I thought for a second then you were going to sack me . Hey . Hey . How @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ minor cuts and abrasions . But , um ... he 's doing the best he can , but he has n't got much to work with . Well , that 's all anyone can ask . Yeah . Well , if you ask me , I think their problems go a lot further than the physical . Mmm . Oh ! Oh , I 'm sorry , sir . You ca n't be up here . If you just come with me . It 's alright . You ... It 's OK . It 'll be OK . Oh ! That 's alright . I 've got it . OK . It 's yours . That 's yours . Just back to the quarterdeck . Thank you . Is there anyone you want to call , RO ? No . You can organise leave when we get back to port . I 'll pierhead-jump a replacement . If it 's all the same with you , sir , I 'd rather keep working . Well , you 'll need some time off . At least for the funeral . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'd better get back to work . OK , RO . Er , by the way well done this morning . Thank you , sir . Do you have ANY insight into what just happened then ? Oh , you mean the absolute lack of reaction ? Yeah . Unfortunately not . I do n't have any idea of RO 's family circumstances , but that was ... disturbing . And he does n't make you feel like you can ask . It 's like there 's this brick wall . For a communicator , he is ... strangely uncommunicative . Well , people react to loss in different ways , I guess . His father could n't be that old . Maybe he 's in shock . In which case , there may be a delayed reaction . Ah , that 's true . We should be alert for it . It could become a duty of care issue . Keep an eye on him , X . Yeah . Get your stinking sack out of my face . Hey , you right , mate ? Swain ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's going on ? It 's his arm . We 've got to get him down below . Can you grab the kit , mate ? You 've got him . Alright . Sit him up here . OK . Robert ? Robert ? You still with us ? Robert ? He must have cut his arm opening up that container . He was fine when he got back to the boat , though . Yeah , but salt water , the compression of the stinger suit could have stemmed the blood flow for a bit . Hey , Robert ? What ? Wake up . Oi ! I 'm alright . You did a shocking job of wrapping this , mate . Yeah , well , I only had one arm . Oooh ! I do n't have the equipment or the expertise to deal with this . This needs proper cleaning and suturing . No , stuff it . Just wrap it tight and ... Oh , no , no , no ! Come back here ! I help . Sir , sir ... I ... I ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I doctor . I ... doctor . I ... I help . Doc ... tor . I ... help . It looks pretty good to me . I do n't think I 'm going to touch it . You 're not going to restitch it ? What for ? The stitches are neat . They 're clean . They 're excellent , in fact . I could n't improve on that . I 'm just going to give you a little jab . The file says you 're due for a tetanus . So ... whose fine needlework is this , anyway ? Your ship 's medical officer ? Hmm ? Dixon . Glad you had that bag . You speak English ? Yes ... er , some . You should have told us . It would have ... helped us communicate a little better with you . Afraid . Uh ... sent back ... Pyongyang . Uh ... arrest by ... government . Uh ... shot . Yeah . Yeah , I understand . Still ... Anyway , I just wanted to say thank you . Uh , uh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The ship that you were on ? No , we have n't , but we 're looking . The navy , Coastwatch . You must find . Others on ship . What ? There are ... sorry , other people ? Other ... other people being smuggled ? Other , uh ... box . My ... my wife , son . You ... you must find . You must find . Please . Please . So , how good is this man 's English ? Rudimentary , sir , but I 've gathered there are four of them on the second container , including his wife and teenage son . All wanting a better life . Sir , we have to find that container , rescue these people . Coastwatch is on the lookout ... No , sir , I mean ... that ' Hammersley ' should join in , now that we know there are others on board . I appreciate your enthusiasm , RO , and I 'll certainly contact NAVCOM . Thank you , sir . In the meantime , RO ... you should take some time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ prefer to stay aboard ' Hammersley ' sir , and help in the search for the missing illegals . I 've got to admit , RO , I 'm having trouble understanding the rationale . You know you 're entitled to compassionate leave . With ... respect , sir , it 's quite simple . My father 's dead . Going to his funeral is n't going to change that . But these people are still alive . I can make a difference here . According to the statement this Dr Soong gave Immigration , they boarded the boat in Denpasar and you plucked them out of the ocean , what , there ? Correct , sir . Which gives a likely route and an area to focus our search on . Now , it 's my guess the smugglers will let them off somewhere east of Darwin . If they have n't done so already . That 's a reasonable assumption , sir . What ? You do n't agree with it ? The news of the Koreans is already over the wire . Now , they 'll know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ east of here is going to be heavily monitored . So , where are they heading ? Well , if I was master of the ship I 'd turn south-west and look for somewhere off this coast . It 's an awfully long coastline , sir . Oh , look , ' Hammersley ' can have a look in the south-west . Get onto Coastwatch , get them to get a plane up at first light . Thanks , sir . Agent Murphy . Commander . You seem to be living here . Oh , just tidying up some paperwork . Actually , I 've been meaning to talk to you . Have you heard anything recently from Ursula Morrell ? The marine biologist ? Well ... it seems you know her a hell of a lot better than I do . Why would I have heard from her ? I have reason to believe that she may have disappeared . From her home or from the city ? All I know for certain is she 's moved out of her apartment . Well , it 's a free country @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What if it was n't voluntary ? Then ... it 's a matter for local cops , mate . If you 're concerned , file a missing persons report . Oh , I just thought you might be interested , that 's all . Given that she 's connected with your investigation . What investigation ? The mysterious poisoning of her colleague on Bright Island . Not so mysterious . Tragic accident . Oh , that was your conclusion , was it ? Ah , Greg . Good timing . I 'm sorry . Have you finished ? Yeah . We 're finished . Coastwatch have ID 'd three vessels within our search area that have containers on their decks . Here , here ... and here . This one is the ' Kamakura Express ' out of Nagasaki . She did berth at Denpasar , but she 's around 7,000 TEU . Too big to have lost a container . These other two are smaller coastal traders - the ' Prins Alexander ' and the ' Pacific Mariner ' We 're unsure of their ports of call . OK @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Nav . If one of these ships has lost a container , it should n't be too hard to tell . Once we 're close . Er , could you give me a little bit of space here , RO ? Sorry , ma'am . Coming up on our first contact , sir . Roger that , Nav . RO , commence contact procedure . I have a visual . Green five ... far . I took your advice , by the way . Spoke to Agent Murphy about Ursula Morrell . I did n't get much joy there , but at least I tried . He did n't think her disappearance was suspicious ? He did n't seem to react when I told him she 'd vacated her apartment . Are you saying th ... What ARE you saying ? I find it strange when someone ups and leaves without even a goodbye . Is that right ? You really do see things in terms of black and white , do n't you , X ? The ' Pacific Mariner ' is slowing , sir . I can see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ off her deck . Request to be part of the boarding party , sir . Go for it . Australian Navy , sir . Anyone else on board ? Uh , the crew . Let me give you a hand there . Uh , that wo n't be necessary . I 'm Lieutenant McGregor from Australian warship ' Hammersley ' And your name is ? Richard Gallagher . Call me Rick . Are you master of this vessel , Mr Gallagher ? And its owner . We 've been tasked under the Customs Act to search vessels in this area . Would you be able to tell me what 's in these containers ? I 'll show you if you like . Thank you . The captain looks a bit of a rogue . In a good way . I can see to the back . No false wall . Are you missing any containers ? Uh , we unloaded these two yesterday . All in order here , X . And , uh , what about this one ? Are you the commander of the ship ? Executive officer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's not a bad drop . I 'd offer you all a bottle , but , uh ... the container 's not refrigerated . These crates are stacked too tight to see in . We 'll have to pull them all out . I do n't think that 'll be necessary . I ca n't see all the way to the back , ma'am . I 'm satisfied they 're not here . I 'm not , ma'am . I recommend that we empty the container . Your recommendation is noted . Let 's wrap things up here . Ma'am , I really insist we at least take some of these ... Leader , return to the RHIB . They might still be in there . Leader ... They could still be alive ! Return to the RHIB now . I apologise for that . No need . You handled it really well . Thank you . No . Thank YOU . It 's not every day I 'm boarded by the navy . You 've given me a great story to tell down the pub tonight . Oh ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've spotted a derelict vessel adrift a few miles south of our position . They ca n't raise anyone on VHF . Thanks , Spide . X - Ray 2 , this is Charlie 2 . Anything to report there ? Over . Negative , sir . Everything seems to be in order here . Over . Then it 's time to head home , X . Charlie 2 out . ET . Let 's go . I hope you find what you 're looking for . You wanted to see me , ma'am ? Come in . I do n't appreciate my authority being tested as you did on that boarding . I will not tolerate it . Yes , ma'am . I realise I overstepped the mark . It was out of concern for the missing Koreans . Yes . Your sensitivity has been obvious to everyone . Now , I am going to overlook it - this time only , in view of your circumstances . What circumstances ? Your recent bereavement . I can only assume it caused you to behave irrationally . You 're wrong @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of my compassion on THIS occasion . X ? Ma'am ! I am warning you ... I 'm not feeling grief . I 'm relieved . My father was a mongrel . He was emotionally and psychologically abusive . He was a drunk . And I 'm relieved he 's dead , because it gives me closure . Now , I I understand that that must seem strange to you . I know that family relationships are n't supposed to be like that . But mine mine w ... RO I 'm very sorry . Ma'am , I 'm not looking for your sympathy . I 'm only telling you this because I feel I owe you an explanation for my behaviour . Your explanation is accepted . You have n't heard it yet . Dr Soong 's a decent man and I wanted to help reunite him with his family . He 's a man that DOES deserve to have a child . Derelict vessel is stationary . Range , 1,000 yards . Fishing vessel on my port bow , this is Australian warship . Channel 1-6 . Over @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ distance . Pretty average up close , though , right ? Very average . FAIDEX , X . Do you hear there ? XO speaking . We have n't been able to raise the adrift vessel . We 're going to investigate whether assistance is required . Hands to FAIDEX stations . Hands to FAIDEX stations . That derelict fishing boat looks kind of familiar , sir . It certainly does . It belongs to your fishing mates . X - Ray 2 , this is Charlie 2 . What have we got ? Over . There 's no sign of the two fishermen . And the boat - it 's been ransacked . Ransacked ? Yeah . Totally cleaned out . Fairly suspicious , would n't you say ? X . Console 's a mess . GPS , radar , fish-finder , sat phone all ripped out of their housings . What do you reckon ? Pirates ? What , in these waters ? Anything 's possible . X ! You need to see this . Ca n't believe it , eh ? I was only speaking to the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? If armed bandits ransacked the boat and murdered Sam , you 'd think we 'd have found Carl 's body as well . Unless this Carl bloke had something to do with it . It 's crap , ET . You saw them . They were mates . I was below when they rocked up . I did n't see anything . How well do you know these guys , Spider ? Oh , apart from yesterday , I 'd only met them the once , on Bright Island . But they seemed like pretty cool dudes . Yeah , well , look , you know , we do n't know what happened on that boat . They could have taken Carl with them , as a hostage or something . Well , ca n't we keep searching , instead of going after this container ship , Buff ? No . The feds ' jurisdiction now , mate . We 've got our own job to do . We conducted a handover of the boat to the Federal Police . But waiting for them has cost us precious time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to bow to proper procedure . Uh , what 's your current status ? We 're on a sou ' - westerly course to intercept the second vessel of interest . OK . We 've had no luck in the Arafura Sea . Getting a lot of stick from Canberra . Just keep me informed . Will do , sir . And if there 's any news from the feds on Carl Davies , I 'd appreciate it if you pass it on . Roger , mate . Contact is still bearing 2-1-5 . Speed , steady at 12 knots . Range , 10 nautical miles . Would you like me to try and raise them , sir ? Negative , X . I do n't want them picking up steam . Us , on the other hand - increase 24 . Revolutions , 8-8-0 . I have a visual right ahead . Target 's picked up speed . She 's now on a course of 2-0-5 . Speed , 15 knots . That 'll be her top speed . Port 10 . Steer 2-0-0 . Let 's make our @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Australian warship . Stop . Heave to . I intend to board you . Course 2-0-0 , sir . Very good . ' Prins Alexander ' this is Australian warship . Stop . Heave to ... ' Prins Alexander ' , You have NO permission to come aboard ! NO permission ! That 's what he thinks . Make sure the gunner 's visible . Aye , sir . Gunner of the watch , stand to . Trading vessel on my port bow . You should stop , heave to . We intend to board you . ' Prins Alexander ' stop , heave to , or I will fire upon you . Nil response , sir . Recommend burst of fire ahead of the bow . Roger . One short burst ahead of the bow . Gunner , action ! Instant . One burst of 3-5 rounds , 50 yards ahead of the bow engage ! Check , check , check ! Take a snatch party , X . Aye , sir . Request to be part of that snatch party , sir . Not this time , RO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Get off my ship ! You 've no right to board me ! Sir ! Sir , stop right there ! Calm down , please , sir . I 'm Lieutenant McGregor from Australian warship ' Hammersley ' You are in Australia 's Contiguous Zone . I have EVERY right to board you . Charlie 2 , this is X-Ray 2 . We have the vessel under control . Low threat . We 're commencing our search now . Over . Roger , X . Charlie 2 out . Buffer . Sir , we would like to inspect your ship 's manifest . Would you send one of your crew to retrieve it , please ? Sir ? Your last port of call was Denpasar . Three days ago . Correct ? We pick up furniture . All the paperwork 's all there . It 's no problem . All the containers are accounted for . Serial numbers match up . Does n't seem to be any discrepancies there , ma'am . Hey , Buffer . Could these have been doctored ? Maybe , X . X - Ray @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . This is X-Ray 2 . The containers would appear to be legitimate and all accounted for . Over . What 's your instinct tell you , X ? I know they 're here . Over . Roger . Out . Buffer . I want everything out of this one . No ! You ca n't do this ! Spider ! Sir , step back ! Step back . There 's a false bulkhead here ! X ? Chefo ! Chefo ! Strippers . No strippers ! Come on . Strippers ! Chefo , there will be strippers . It 's not a buck 's turn , guys , alright ? If there 's gon na be strippers , I 'm staying right here . Jen would have my goolies , and you know it . Well , she 's not going to know . Hey , hey , hey , hey ! Hey , hey , hey , hey , hey ! No strippers , alright ? Just a quiet night out on the town in celebration of Chefo 's engagement . Thank you , Charge . And a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's my boy ! Oh , yes ! Thanks . Same again , thanks . Let me guess - rum , straight up . That 's what sailors drink , right ? Only at sea a hundred years ago . Now we drink ... House shiraz , love . Yeah . Let me . Thank you . Is , uh , this your local ? No , not usually . I 'm just looking for an audience to brag to about my big naval adventure . Adventure ? Ta . Hey , that was the highlight of my month . Might just be another standard day for you . Oh , sure , yeah - in amongst , uh , communist refugees , people-smugglers , murder on the high seas . Murder ? Yeah . A couple of fishermen . Their boat was ransacked . One dead , one missing . You can never be too careful out there . I 'll have to keep that in mind . Mmm . Come on . Let 's do it . Let 's go . Come on . Here he is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for Chefo 's engagement . Charge is in charge . Let 's go . It 'll be a good night , sir . Not tonight , Buff . Think I 'll have one quiet bevvy , then hit the sack early . Sir ! Alright . You know where we 'll be ! Have a good one . See you , sir . Where 's X ? At the bar , sir . Look after her , sir . Get you a drink , gorgeous ? Uh ... Uh ... no . I 'm right . Thank you !

@@5234441 When we completed interviews of all the refugees you brought back from Chulak , ten of them identified the final four symbols the Goa'ulds used to escape through the Chulak Stargate . When we disregard the last one as point- of- origin that leaves three to work with . Captain Carter 's computer model has thus far extrapolated only one set of symbols from the Abydos cartouche that contains these three glyphs . Let me guess ... that 's where we 're going . Very good , Colonel . Thank you , sir . I pride myself on my deductive reasoning skills . In one hour , you will go through the Gate to the planet represented by these symbols . It has been designated P3X- 797 . Could n't we call this planet something that 's a little easier to remember ? Uh , it 's based on a binary code the computer uses for extrapolation . Which makes it *much* easier to remember . We sent an M . A . L . P . probe through thirty minutes ago . Atmosphere is breathable , no detectable radiation , temperature approximately 40 degrees Fahrenheit . Can we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ playback . Why no playback ? It appears to be very dark where the Gate resides on this planet . Well , the MALP probe has lights on it , does n't it ? We think they were ... broken during transport through the Gate . This is crazy ! We do n't know what could be there waiting for us when we come through . Do n't you worry , boys . That 's why the SG- 3 Marines are coming with . You can count on us to watch your backsides . Actually , it 's more my front side I was worried about . " Chevron four , encoded ! " " Chevron five , encoded ! " You 're late . Put these on . Does n't look like my prescription . " Chevron six , encoded ! " Thermal night- vision goggles . Hey , here 's a question - why does n't the MALP have a set of these ? " Chevron seven , locked ! " SG-1 and SG- 3 , you have a go ! Repeat , you have a go ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll go through first . You watch our lovely backsides , remember ? Have it your way , flyboy . Are you out of your mind ? If Skaara or Sha 're are on the other side , those jarheads 'll open fire on them as soon as they see the light of their eyes ... if you know what I mean . You want that ? Give us ten count , then come on down ! One- one- thousand ... Two- one- thousand ... Fan out . Fire ! I 'm real glad it was you who took point ! No , I 'm okay . Thanks for asking . Everybody else ? I think so . What *were* those things ? I have n't the slightest idea . THE BROCA DIVIDE Johnson ! Daniel ! What are they ? Well , they do n't look completely Homo sapien . Uh , the larger brow ridge would imply Homo erectus , but then again , they 'd have canine teeth uh , they could be Australopithecus , but the brow ridge would be less prominent ... You do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one female look different ? She looks more human . We have to stop him ! No , that 's - how prehistoric males probably had sex . Forcibly . The strongest male gets to mate ; that 's survival of the fittest . Well , I call it rape , and I think we should stop it ! Carter ! Where are those rocks coming from ? There ! Makepeace ! You and your men take the wide left flank . We 'll take the right . Copy ? Let 's go . Do n't move ! All right , hold your fire ! Lower your weapons ! They could be Goa'ulds . Just keep'em covered . There 's no entry scar . They 're not Goa'ulds . Lower your weapons , kids . Any idea what they are ? My lord , we are the Untouched . I am High Councillor Tuplo . We are pleased the gods have deemed us worthy of a return visit . Gods . Ah ... Only the gods come through the Stargate . I think they 're talking about us . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh , for crying out loud , we 're not gods . Get up . Please . Perhaps they wish us to treat them as mortals . A test ? Please . Let us take you to the Land of Light . Love what they 've done with the place . I was going to do my living room like this , but ... it did n't go with my other stuff . Looks Minoan . Welcome . Please , come . Sit . Is she all right ? I do hope . She ... is my daughter . What 's her name ? She is called Melocia . I can only hope we rescued her in time from the hands of the Touched . We must now wait to see if she has been cursed by them . The creatures that took her - what were they , exactly ? They are the Touched . They were unfortunate enough to be cursed by the hilk'sha . Hilk'sha . There 's a word like that on Abydos . Is that'gods of the earth ? ' Gods of the underworld @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the unfortunate among us , and they would become possessed . Pure evil , like wild animals . So these ... ' Touched ' people used to live here with you ? They were us ... until they changed . They became too dangerous and we were forced to banish them to the Land of the Dark . And where are these evil gods now ? Oh , they do not show themselves . We know only of their presence because of their actions . When was the last time the good gods came around ? Well , if *you* are not them , then it has been at least a generation . A generation . Okay ... um ... will you excuse us for a moment ? Ah , no ... please , no . Wait . Sounds like the Goa'ulds are n't here and have n't been for some time . That is my assessment as well . Daniel ? Carter ? I agree . In that case , gear up . We 'll move out in fifteen minutes . Wait a minute , move out ? Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ terra firma , home , you 've heard of it ? Uh ... well ... uh ... we should stay a while longer and study this society - learn how they 've evolved from a Minoan culture . I mean , you see those statues over there - those are bulls . The bull is all throughout Minoan culture and art , but we never really knew why . Hey , I 'm a big fan of all this stuff . But art appreciation is not what this mission is about . Get your gear together . Find anything ? Uh , no , sir . Yes , sir . Uh , actually , sir , we found a whole hell of a lot . Sir . Some beautiful decor , nice folks . Nothing of strategic importance , sir . All right , get cleaned up . Mission debriefing in half an hour . Yes , sir . I 'm sorry , sir , I know I 'm a guest at this party , but I have to protest . Let me guess , Doctor , this is the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ This mission was a perfect example of my argument . We should have stayed on that planet longer ; it was the perfect opportunity to study Minoan culture . Not to mention primitive man . This really is n't necessary , Doctor , as I 've already - Sir , would you let me finish , please ? Ok . Um , the people on the dark side are pre - Stone Age , but the people on the light side are clearly from the Bronze Age . So what better opportunity to study the Broca Divide ? The what ? Excuse me . The Broca Divide . Pierre Paul Broca was a 19th century anthropologist . He founded modern craniometry to study craniums and brains and to compare the divide in intelligence between early species of mankind . Fascinating . Should I start the debriefing , Sir ? That would be a good idea , Colonel . Now , just , just ... wait a minute ! Dr . Jackson , you 're wasting your breath . You 've already won the argument . But I have to insist @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 've already won ? The President agrees with you . He 's asked that we evaluate the scientific and cultural value of each mission from now on . Oh , for crying out loud . He has . That 's great ! Wonder how that thing in your gut would like his neck ripped in half ? Please release me , Lieutenant Johnson . Johnson ! Let him go ! Not until this *Goa'uld* apologizes . Lieutenant Johnson , take your seat now . No ! General , I would prefer to not hurt this man . What is your problem , Marine ? Take him to the infirmary . Tell them to keep him in restraints and check him out . So what do you think that was all about with Johnson ? Beats me . Maybe he was drunk . I do n't know . It did n't quite seem like inebriation . What the - - What the hell 's going on ? - I do n't know ! I did n't see anything ! We need medics , section C , stat ! Two men @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know you were in here . Mmph ! Hey ! What the hell 's going on ? I want you . Why ? I mean , no ! Carter , this is a little out of line , do n't you think ? You want me ? No , no - not like this , not like - Carter ! What 's gotten into you ? It 's about time you saw a doctor , Doctor . Keep her from hurting herself until the sedatives take effect . Is this pretty much what Johnson has ? Oh , I 'd say so . And the other members of the team . This is the strangest thing I 've ever seen . Come on . Let 's take a look . We converted DEFCON- 1 living compartments from when this place was a missile silo into isolation chambers . You never know what you 're going to bring back through the Stargate . Notice the swelling of the brow ridge ? Some are even developing new follicle growth . Any idea what 's causing it ? Wish I knew . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but - I 've got one hand tied behind my back because of the need- to- know classification of the Stargate project . And it 's spreading . We got two more in an hour later . I 've never seen a behavioral disorder like this . All the victims are acting like animals . You think Carter has the same thing ? Mmm- hmm . The behavior fits . All the victims are behaving like primitives . Most female low- level primates tend to choose their sexual partners according to who would give them the strongest offspring . The leaders of the pack , or a tribe , were usually the prime choice . You should be flattered . Oh , yeah . I 'm honored . Jack ! There you are . Going on the Internet to do a little research on Australopithecus , and wow , what happened to you ? Oh , I - got in a little wrestling match with Carter . Why ? I guess she 's got whatever Johnson 's got . Had to drag her off to the infirmary . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Johnson did with Teal'c ? No , she , uh - tried to seduce me . Oh . You ... poor man . No , it was n't like that . She was like a wild animal . She was nuts . Well , is she all right ? I should go see her . Why ? What do you mean , ' why ? ' Because I care about her . You care about her ? What 's that mean ? It means I care about her , she 's my friend . Now let - go ! She 's not yours to care about . What the hell are you talking about ? I 'm talking about Samantha . You just stay away from her , okay ? Okay , Jack . I think you should come with me to the infirmary , okay ? Just let go of me and - let go of my - Security ! Get in here ! Are you okay ? We 've managed to isolate an organism in the victims ' bloodstreams . Organism ? Like a parasite ? More like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tell , it seems to feed on aleens and colenes , chemical transmitters in the body . That includes neurotransmitters . As they 're depleted , all but the most primitive parts of the brain seem to just ... shut down . That why they act like animals ? Actually , the organism seems to release a hormone that stimulates the primitive regions of the brain that are normally dormant . I .. I have never seen anything like this on Earth . Exactly . ' On Earth . ' That would explain the Touched . Beg your pardon ? That is what the primitives were called on P3X- 797 . The Touched . But I think , given recent events , I think it 's safe to say that they are n't born primitive , they must have this very contagious disease . And we came in contact with it , is n't that special ? So ... the question is , why have n't you and Mr . Teal'c come down with the symptoms ? Um ... Mr . Teal'c - Teal'c 's symbiote probably protects him . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Dr . Jackson ? Well , that beats me . You 're the doctor , Doctor . Uh , maybe I have a natural immunity . Perhaps you will develop symptoms later . Thank you for the moral support . I am checking both of your blood for the presence of the organism , and I would bet that you both have it . This appears to be highly contagious . Are you saying we could have brought a new plague to this planet ? Yes , sir , that 's exactly what I 'm saying . Well , that 's it . I 'm ordering this mountain sealed off . No one comes in or goes out until we get a handle on this thing . He is going to damage himself . I 've been pumping him with sedatives to control him , but they wear off fast . Help me give him some more . Go , go ! Yes , sir , this is General Hammond . Sir , I 'm afraid I have a serious situation here . It appears we 've brought a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , that 's right . No , sir , I 've ordered the mountain sealed off , but I think you should order in an armed division to set up a second line of defense . Well , sir , my recommendation is that anyone attempting to leave the mountain should be shot on sight ... and the body burned . Good news , General . I could use some of that about now . What is it ? These gentlemen do n't appear to have the organism in their system . Now if we can just isolate why they 've been able to resist it . Perhaps we should ask the Untouched how they avoid contracting the disease . Maybe they know something we do n't . I could use a blood sample from one of the uninfected . Maybe they have something in their systems to protect them - something we can synthesize . All right . Either of you know how to draw blood ? Doctor , teach them . You go through in half an hour . Gear up . W- w- w- w- wait ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ immune ! I do n't know anyone else who is ! Do not worry , Daniel Jackson . The Touched were easily frightened by your loud Earth weapons . We can easily subdue them . That 's easy for you to say . Teal'c ! It 's Melocia . She 's alive . It appears she is afflicted . So they just - dump her out here ? We dump them in a small room . To protect them . To protect everyone else . There is little difference . You know , you 're right ? They 're like lepers . And the dark side 's a leper colony . What is a leper ? Oh my God , never mind . We have to help her . Are you planning on helping me ? It is a long journey . We should leave her . No . No , let 's - go ! Teal'c ! Fire your weapon ! It will frighten them off ! Daniel Jackson ! Daniel ! Daniel Jackson ! Sorry , Colonel O'Neill , but your private room just became semi- private . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ victims . We 've used the brigs , we 've used the temp quarters , some of the storage rooms . Doc ... doc ... Did you say something ? Give ... more ... What ? Give more what ? More ... An injection ? You mean you want more sedative ? You 've already had more than the maximum safe dosage , twice as much as anyone else because you 've been more violent . Give . No . It 's not safe . GIVE ! Give . Why are you so insistent ? Must have been in a lot of pain . Doocc ! Colonel O'Neill ? So you are still in there somewhere . Dream ... dream ? I 'm afraid not , Colonel , it 's very real . This is interesting ... sedative must knock back the primitive mind . Colonel , listen to me . I am not going to be able to keep you at this level for very long . It is too dangerous . It could cause permanent brain damage . What ? Wha- what is it ? It 's a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ seems to mess with body chemicals - all of them . Testosterone levels skyrocket , thus the aggressive behavior . It 's a histamine- alytic , which means it breaks down histamine . - Experiment . - Wha - - s Experiment . On ... me . Experiment on you ? No , sir , I ca n't do that . Use me . Welcome back , my Lord . Where are your friends ? My friends are ill because of this place . They have joined the Touched . They were cursed by the hilk'sha . It is not a curse . It is a disease . I lost my friend on the dark side of this planet . You must help me retrieve him . Why ? So he can give you the curse ? So he can give all of us the curse ? No , no ! He is better off where he is . He does not have the disease . He is immune . He is not cursed . Then by now , he is gone . He had your daughter with him . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there . On the dark side . I have seen her . Help me retrieve her and my friend . She is among the Touched . She can no longer ... function amongst us . Therefore , she is dead . She is not dead . If I believed otherwise , do you not think I would help my own daughter ? Many of us have loved ones among the Touched . My own father is there . But we accept that we can not help them . Therefore , they are dead to us . How can you be so without heart ? I must ask you to leave . If you will not help me find my friend , then I must have a sample of your blood . Our blood ? Blood is our lifeforce . I assure you it will cause you no harm . I can not abide this ... *one* in my presence any longer ! You are not welcome here . When we return , I expect to find you gone . I am sorry . " All personnel , be advised that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " " The mountain is now under a Code 5 lockdown . " Thank God you 're back . What happened to Captain Carter ? She was stabbed by her roommate . Do n't worry , it 's superficial , she 's going to be okay . We 've run out of space . We 've had to start doubling up on the iso rooms . I have retrieved the blood sample you requested . Good work , Mr . Teal'c . Colonel O'Neill . Teal'c ? I am afraid I lost Daniel Jackson on the dark side of the planet . I am sorry . Colonel O'Neill ? I think I might have something . I was examining the blood sample that Mr . Teal'c brought me , and then it hit me . There was very little histamine in it . If the people on that planet are human as you say , they have to have histamine in their blood . How does this help us ? Well , as I said before , this microbe is a histamine- alytic . It feeds on histamine . The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ organism could n't survive in them . I do not understand . It is the Untouched that become the Touched . If they have none of the substance of which you speak , why then do some of them change ? Because only some of them have this low histamine level - which means that there 's probably a naturally occurring antihistamine in their diets . The ones who do n't eat it eventually contract the organism . Which is what gave me an idea . I checked the files . Both Dr . Jackson and I have acute rhenitis caused by severe allergies . Explain . I take strong antihistamines every day . So did Dr . Jackson . I have no histamine for the microbe to feed on . Just like the Untouched , the organism starves in my body . Does this mean you have a cure ? We have to try mega- doses of chloropheniramine malleate on someone and see if it works . Me . I thought you might say that . Now the dose required to completely clear the body of histamine for a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're sure . Now all we can do is wait . You 'd better lock him up again . Teal'c ! Doc ! Open the door ! Teal'c ! Colonel O'Neill ? Lucy , I 'm ho- ome ! I am not Lucy . I know that . It 's a reference to an old TV . Never mind . Open the door . I will summon the doctor . No , come on . I 'm fine . I 'm back to being myself . Just open up . I can not be certain that you are back to being yourself . You referred to me as'Lucy . ' Oh , for crying out loud , will you just open the door ? This stuff works . Let 's find Doc . Chevron three , encoded ! Chevron four , encoded . The guns are loaded with tranquilizer darts filled with chloropheniramine . Now a direct hit on a Touched man or woman should knock them out long enough in order to starve the disease . Good luck . Thanks , Doc . Are we going to try to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get in the way of us finding Daniel . We 'll leave the rest for the Untouched . You think he 's still alive ? " Chevron seven , locked ! " Let 's find out . Guess the antihistamine wore off . Daniel , you dog . Keep this up , you 'll have a girl on every planet . Just let me give him an injection . What are you doing ? You must not bring the Touched among us ! Leave now . Just hear us out , please ? We found a cure . And we can bring back Melocia . And your father . Put him in the isolation circle . We will hear you . Let him pass . If you are not gods , how did you destroy the curse ? As we 've been saying , Tuplo , it 's not a curse . It 's a disease . A sickness . Jack ! There 's our boy . Where are we ? The light side of P3X- 797 . I thought we were going to give it a better name . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We know how to ... lift the curse . Huh ! If you are not gods ... Come out there with us . We 'll show you . Father ! Oh , oh ... You have done it , my lord . Thank you . We 'll teach you how to take care of the rest . Uh , sir ? Yeah ? About my earlier behavior ... I was n't myself , and-Oh , Carter , I do n't even remember your earlier behavior . You do n't ? No , I was infected too , remember ? Right ! Good , I 'm - I 'm glad . By the way , how 's the wound ? Wound ? I understand you got stabbed in the stomach ? Oh , yeah , that - that was nothing . With any luck , there wo n't even be a scar . Well , good . I was concerned . You were ? Sure . If it does n't heal properly , you 'll never wear that sweet little tank top number again . Sincroniza ? ? o por IceMan01

@@5234941 ? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ? ? Heroes in a half-shell Turtle power ! ? ? They 're the world 's Most fearsome fighting team ? We 're really hip . ? They 're heroes In the half-shell ? ? And they 're green ? Hey , get a grip . ? When the evil Shredder Attacks ? ? These Turtle boys Do n't cut him no slack ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ? ? Splinter taught them to be Ninja teens ? He 's a radical rat . ? Leonardo leads Donatello does machines ? That 's a fact , Jack . ? Raphael is cool but crude ? Give me a break . ? Michelangelo Is a party dude ? Party ! ? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ? ? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ? ? Heroes in a half-shell ? ? Turtle power ! ? ? ? ? RAPHAEL : Jeez , are you sure we have enough videos and pizzas , Michelangelo ? We 'd better , compadre . We 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I had no idea there were so many bad Japanese monster movies . Come on . What do you mean " bad " ? These are immortal works of art , man . About giant vegetables ? Oh , yeah ? I 'd like to see you take on Radzilla the Killer Radish . If you 'd practice more and watch TV less , you could take on anything . Uh , guys . From the looks of things , I 'd say it was a bunch of , uh , nerds . Something tells me you boys do n't work for the city , am I right ? [ALL_SCREAM] You would n't hit a guy with glasses . No , but then , those are n't glasses . They 're magnifying lenses . [PUNCH_LANDS] That 'll shut you down . And this 'll really steam you . NERD 1 : Ah , let 's get out of here ! Woah , slick trick , dude . I knew these pipes had water running through them . But steam ? Oh , sure . The city delivers millions of cubic @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I always knew this show was educational . Dudes , check it out . " Opening tomorrow , the most exciting amusement park in the world : Combat Land . " " Test your skills against the greatest robot warriors in history and beyond . " Whoa . I 'd sure like to check that out . As much as you guys duck practice , I ca n't see why you 'd want to test your skills against those robots . Hey , we pull our fair share , Leonardo . Maybe more than you think . MAN : There are three main zones here at Combat Land : The Shogun Zone , where you can test your martial arts mastery against samurais and ninjas , the Medieval Zone , where you can pit your metal against valiant knights and the Future Zone , where we are now , where it 's your job to clean up the streets of these cyber warriors . It all sounds awfully dangerous . Not at all . These robots would blow a circuit before they 'd harm anyone . The samurai and knights @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ blasters shoot harmless beams of light . Yes , but , uh , do n't you have any , uh , you know , nice rides ? Ah , for non-combatants . We have this boat ride , which travels between the various zones . This story will generate a lot of publicity for tomorrow 's grand opening . Actually , the park may not open tomorrow . The robots have n't been fully tested yet . Why not ? I have n't found anyone with the combat skills to give them a thorough workout . April , if the park does n't open tomorrow , there goes your story . Um , Mr . Stressbar , I think I know some guys who could give your robots a super workout . Yes ? MICHELANGELO : All right , now for some serious sci-fi and scarfing . You guys should be practicing . Hey , did n't we just get through kicking nerds out of the sewers ? But have n't you noticed we 've been doing a lot of that lately ? You know , he 's right . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ around with the sewers this month . Yeah . That 's probably coincidence . Yeah . What jerkazoid in his right mind would wan na to sabotage the sewers ? [TURTLECOM_BEEPS] APRIL : Guys , it 's April . The new Combat Land amusement park is opening . How would you like to be the first guests ? Would we ? Whoa , we 're there . [SIGHS] You do n't wan na practice , but you do wan na go fight robots . Fine . This is n't practice , Leonardo , this is fun . APRIL : This is Horatio Stressbar , the developer of Combat Land . And this is Denton Nulcet , our chief robotics engineer . Hello . Oh , dear , forgive me . I 'm afraid you 're going to have to give us those weapons . Our ninja code wo n't let us surrender our weapons . Tsk , tsk . That 's a pity , because our safety code does n't permit real weapons in Combat Land . Whoa , looks like we got no choice , dudes . Great . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ special harmless weapons for fighting the robots . April , I do n't like this . The turtles should not be giving up their weapons . Irma , you 're just being a worrywart . I 'm telling you , there 's a real story going on here . I 'm going to get the other minicam and find it . I 'm going to the Shogun Zone for some good old-fashioned ninja action . Who 's with me ? Sorry , dude . I wan na nail some knights in the Medieval Zone . And Raphael and I wan na check out the Future Zone . But do n't you wan na get in touch with our ninja heritage ? Oh , please . Why dwell in the past when you can explore the future ? Fine . I do n't need your help anyway . In fact , I 'll do better without you . [PUNCHES_LAND] Dishonorable dog . You dare challenge our shogun ? I 'd like to see the other guys beat that score . ? ? ? [GRUNTS] Ah , these robots are wimps . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ subjects . But you will never defeat the shogun . Boy , this guy 's good . Yeah ! Oh , no , they 've got us cornered . How 's this for some fancy shooting , huh ? [BEEPING] The humans are defeating us . The cyber leader will destroy them . So the last two humans left alive . [SCOFFS] We ai n't human , bub . He 's programmed to say that . Soon there will be no humans , only we cyber warriors . NULCET : Oh , my , these turtles are good . But my robots are better . [CLEARS_THROAT] Golden mongoose . I knew there was something strange going on here . Golden mongoose . I said , golden mongoose . Have you completely lost your mind ? STRESSBAR : These reporters are taking their job too seriously . They must be dealt with . Now , this is just my speed . A nice , non-violent ride . Hey ! [VERNON_SCREAMS] How about you , and all that Middle Ages-type stuff ? Whoa , these dudes are pushovers . BLACK KNIGHT : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's domain ? I do , you varlet dude . [WHINNIES] Hey , you 're not supposed to have real weapons . [GRUNTS] Where did you dudes come from ? Hey , what 's going on here ? Suddenly , this amusement park is n't so amusing . ? ? ? Oh , man , this is the weirdest theme park attraction I 've ever seen . COMPUTER : Analysis of subject complete . Thank you . Commence robotic duplication . You may release him . Well , this turtle is taken on . [GUN_COCKS] Going somewhere ? Terrific . The Revenge of the Nerds Part 9 . Boy , those robots can really fight . I 'll say . It was like me and Raphael were in the middle of a science-fiction movie . Hey , have you guys seen Irma or Vernon ? No . And where 's Michelangelo ? Maybe he 's still in the Medieval Zone . ? ? ? DONATELLO : Gee , there 's no sign of him anywhere . He 's got ta be around here somewhere . Oh , that goofball probably @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and Irma are missing too . Now I 'm starting to get worried . Relax , Leonardo , it 's a big park . They could be anywhere . Hey , wait up ! Will you knock it off ? Oh , boy , am I glad to see you guys . Irma , where have you been ? We thought something happened to you . I was doing some investigating on my own , okay ? I saw something really weird a little while ago . What was it ? I saw some guy approach a door behind this castle . And when he said -- Whoa ! APRIL : Irma ! Something is very wrong here . So how are we gon na stop them ? We only have these stupid fake weapons . Guys ! Behind you ! [TURTLES_SCREAM] Oh , what in the world 's going to become of me ? Vernon . They got you too , huh ? I 'm going to be trapped here for the rest of my life . I just know it . Yeah , well , as long as @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ documentary . [CLEARS_THROAT] Uh , so , Vernon , uh , you seem to be cracking under the strain of captivity . Is this correct ? What utter nonsense . I could tear down that door with my bare hands . But it 's ... too much bother . STRESSBAR : Cut out that talk . I 've got my eye on you . Ah ! Yes , sir ! I 'm beginning to get the feeling this whole thing was a trap . Well , how are we gon na stop these mechanized maniacs ? LEONARDO : We 'll just have to improvise . Come on , Donatello . As Michelangelo would say , uh , if he were here , cowabunga ! ? ? ? How about you ? Gesundheit . WHOOPS , [GRUNTS] [BODY_THUDS] [GRUNTING] [GUNSHOTS] I hate to say it , but these robots do n't have many weak spots . Yeah , I 'm barely putting a dent in them . We better run for it , guys . That ought to hold those guys off . Yeah , but what about them ? Gee @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . LEONARDO : Yeah , they seem to be interested in something in the city . RAPHAEL : Oh , perfect ! Excuse me , does anyone have the slightest idea of what 's going on ? Uh-huh . But whatever it is , it 's big . The first of the duplicate turtles is complete . I 'll throw the original in with the other prisoners . STRESSBAR : Excellent . He 's a perfect duplicate in every detail . And now I can use him to trap the rest of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and keep them out of the sewers forever . LEONARDO : Donatello , you try to stop the robots . I 'm gon na find Michelangelo and the others . If they really have captured Michelangelo , they 're probably keeping him in the infrastructure under the park . I 'm on my way . I do n't see a lock . Ha , not even a door handle . [TURTLECOM_BEEPS] Michelangelo , come in . Donatello , do you read me ? [WHITE_NOISE_BLARES] Oh , something must be jamming our frequency . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lost him . The shogun . [HORSE_WHINNIES] [TIRES_SQUEAL] [GRUNTS] All the ninja skill in the world is n't gon na stop those robots . [SIGHS] What I really need is -- Is the other fellas . Michelangelo ! Oh , buddy , am I glad to see you . Uh , Michelangelo ? [GRUNTS] Michelangelo ! What are you doing ? RAPHAEL : We better follow them on foot . April , go see what you can dig up on Horatio Stressbar . He 's got ta be the mastermind behind this . Okay , I 'll check the newsroom files . [ENGINE_STARTS] [TIRES_SQUEAL] Hey , what 's with these black boxes they have on their chests ? DONATELLO : I 'm not sure , but they look frighteningly like timer devices . RAPHAEL : Whoa ! [SPUTTERS] Jeez , these guys are built like tanks . Hey , it stopped . Great . Now all we need is another hundred or so trash barrels and we can stop the rest of them . Let 's see if he 'll start again if I remove it . I 'd say @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are walking time bombs . Look ! They 're heading into the sewers . ? ? ? ? ? ? DONATELLO : Those robots are walking time bombs . Yeah , and they 're gon na blow up the sewers . We 've got ta get to the lair . Come on . [SIGHS] The second turtle has been duplicated . And the explosive robots are heading into the sewers . And when they 've blown the sewers to pieces , the city will have to give me the contract to repair them . Twenty million in cash . Up front ! You ca n't sell your services unless you create a demand for them . NULCET : And with the turtles out of the way , the sewers will be just the beginning . I can use my robots to sabotage bridges , knock down buildings , wreck the subways . We 'll have every major contract in the city . We 'll make billions ! [BOTH_LAUGH] Okay , I got our spare weapons . [TURTLECOM_BEEPS] APRIL : Guys , I 've got something . Lay it on us @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a contract to reconstruct the sewers three times in the past month . Yeah , so , what 's so strange about that ? The sewers are in perfect condition . They do n't need reconstruction . They will when those bombs go off . Then Stressbar must have been behind all those sabotage attempts we thwarted . He 's trying to get a fat QC construction contract by blowing up the sewers . I would call that a slightly unethical business practice , would n't you ? Oh , man , those robots are everywhere . How are we gon na stop them ? Like this . RAPHAEL : They 're all leaving the sewers . How 'd you do that ? Oh , simple . Remember how that one robot stopped when I put a trash can on its head ? Yeah , I just saw it the flashback . Well , that tipped me off that the robots were being controlled by radio waves from the park . The metal in the can interfered with the transmission . So I set up my own radio gear to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ordered them to return to Combat Land . Well , that 's swell , Donatello , but our friends are there . We got ta get them out . Yeah , and we 've got ta shut down the park 's master control . When those robots get near it , its signal will override my controller . Okay , okay , fine . We can chat about it later . Let 's go . VERNON : Some superheroes . You ca n't even get us out of a locked room . Would you cork it ? We 're doing the best we can . I have yet to see a door in this place that has a simple handle . Oh , that 's because they 're all voice-activated . What ? What ? Sure . I got it right here on tape . [CLEARS_THROAT] Golden mongoose . IRMA : But you may as well forget it . Because I think the doors are programmed to respond only to the people that work here . But Irma , you 've got one of the voices on tape . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dudette . And this time , pump up the volume . [NERD_CLEARS_THROAT] NERD : Golden mongoose . Merciful heavens ! We 're free ! Where the blazes can those other two turtles be ? There . ? ? ? DONATELLO : Come on . They 've got ta be around here somewhere Leonardo ! Michelangelo ! You 're free ! Have you seen Irma and Vernon ? Uh , cat got your tongue ? [BOTH_GRUNT] [METALLIC_SOUNDS] [GASPS] They 're robots ! [GRUNTING] Oh , he looks too much like Michelangelo . I ca n't do it . Well , I can , amigo . Cowabunga ! LEONARDO : Hang on , Donatello . Boy , this is weird . Leonardo , catch ! Something 's happened with the explosive robots . We lost contact with them . You 've got to re-establish contact . Boost the transmitter power . [KNOCK_AT_DOOR] The turtle robots ? What are they doing here ? Why have n't they captured the other two turtles like they were supposed to ? We could be experiencing a total robotic malfunction . You 'd better let them in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't seem to be anything externally wrong with them . Surprise , cheese head ! [ALL_SCREAM] You lousy turtles ! You 're not gon na mess up my plans again ! I ca n't tell which one of these gizmos controls the robots . Well , guess I 'll have to use the process of elimination DONATELLO : Come on , we 're almost in the clear . Yeah , as long as we do n't run into any ... robots ? IRMA : They got us cornered . Guys , this may be it . We 're doomed ! This had better be it . [MECHANICS_WINDING_DOWN] Oh ! Leonardo and Michelangelo did it . The robots are shut down . Yeah , but they 're not . This park is about to have the biggest fireworks show in history . [TURTLE_VAN_ENGINE_STARTS] [TIRES_SQUEAL] ? ? ? [EXPLOSIONS] LEONARDO : I owe you all a major apology . You do n't need to practice more . Your skills are awesome just the way they are . No , no , dude . You were right . Yeah , we have been @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ if we 'd honed our fighting skills more , we might have avoided a lot of trouble today . Yeah . So , what do you say ? Let 's head to the old practice room and have a real workout . Are you nuts ? After all we 've been through today , I wan na relax and check out these Ratzilla movies . Well , then , so , what 'll it be , dudes ? Practice or goofing off ? I-- I think goofing off -- Goofing off . Yeah , me too , pretty much . ? ? ? ? ? ?

@@5235041 NARRATOR : Previously on Third Watch : Holy Mary , Mother of God . I 'm pregnant . Congratulations . I tell you what . Why do n't we just call in sick ? When does Brooke get off ? Get across the street . What 's wrong with you ? [GUNSHOTS] SULLY : I 'm not afraid of much , really . Not blood or snakes or rats . Not even heights . One time I stepped over the fence in the mide of the George Washington Bridge to help a jumper get back . Two hundred and fifteen feet to the water . But everybody has something that makes their skin crawl . Something that wakes them up from a deep sleep in the middle of the night drenched in sweat , reaching for the bedside lamp . My nightmare comes to visit maybe once a month . It stalks me . It slips in , bringing with it the smell of wet dirt and confined space . See , I 'm terrified of being buried alive . TY : Hey . Any luck ? - No . Wan na call the precinct and have them send @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't be the first guy to lose a set of keys , Sully . Either shut up or get your chatty ass down here and help me look . I 'll pass . No , thank you . - Brooke ? - No . Kim . - Hey . - Hey . - What are you doing ? - I 'm going . You were asleep . Busy night ? Kim : Usual stupidity . - We just ran Hoffman into the ER . - Oh , please . Let me guess : indigestion . He swore it was a heart attack . Heard PT Worked you over pretty good today . - Yeah . I may get out of here early . - Well , that 's great . I 'm up to 60 percent on my leg . Said she 's never seen anybody get that kind of range of motion back so fast . [PAGER_BEEPING] Do n't push it too hard . - Your hair looks nice . - It 's in a ponytail . Well , it 's getting long . It 's Bobby . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ by on Friday unless you 're too busy running an Iron Man or something . Okay . I got ta go . Not a word . I was n't gon na say anything . Whoo ! [CHUCKLES] Help me with this thing . Oh , you smell good . Watch your fingers . You know , what we need to do is get you one of them big-ass key chains like they have at the gas-station bathrooms . Air filter on the end of it . [LAUGHS] I hear this getting around , I 'm gon na know it came from you . Son of a bitch ! Slow the hell down . We just went past some cops . - Are they - - ? Are they following ? - Yeah , they 're following . What are you gon na cite him for ? Assault on a police officer with a puddle ? Sully you want me to call it in ? Look , man , will you just pull it over ? Pull it over . The worst we 're gon na get is a speeding ticket @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Pull it over ! Pull over right now ! - I do n't have a license ! Sergeant 's gon na want to know We 're in a high-speed pursuit , Sully . Sully . Charlie to Central . We 're in pursuit of a -- Son of a bitch . Pull it over ! Stop this damn car now ! - What are you gon na do ? Shoot me ? - Pull it over now ! Right now ! Stop ! Whoa , whoa , whoa ! [CAR_HORN_HONKS] MAN : Please ! My wife ! Please ! Buckle up for safety , huh ? Nine-millimeter . Sully 's lucky these guys did n't pull over . What do you figure ? A double gainer with a twist ? - Front flip into a pike ? BOBBY : Coming through . BOSCO : You might be a little late , kids . I think this guy 's dinner 's fully cooked . Skull is eggshelled . BOBBY : Spinal fluid coming out of his ear . - Hey , hey . Back behind the tape . - Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , get your ass behind the tape . BOBBY : Pupils are fixed and dilated . Hey ! You want me to confiscate that pass ? I will . Are you deaf ? - Is he alive ? DOC : Yeah , barely . Pulse 150 and thready . BP 's 60 palp . - PD , back out of there . We got this . DOC : Walsh . - We got to get him out . He 's gon na code . WALSH : How many we got here ? MAN : Walsh , emergency . Come on . Come on . Let 's go . Asystole . CPR ? Massive head trauma , fixed and dilated pupils ? He 's done . WALSH : I got it . Okay , hit it . - You ready , Doc ? DOC : Yeah . All right . On three . One , two , three . Watch the glass . - Come on , let 's go . Come on , guys . WALSH : Okay , Doc . - Okay . Give me the kit . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . This crap 's got ta get out of the way . We need help . A little bit more . We need him up a little bit more . All right . Duty captain 's on his way . Everybody else is just banged up . The medics said they 'll be all right . Surprised there are not lawyers lining up around the block already . They drove past us at a high rate of speed . We tried to pull them over . They ran the red light , hit the Caddie . - That what happened ? - Yes . Absolutely . CARLOS : Get the O2 . O2 line in . BOBBY : Do you need some hands ? CARLOS : Decreased breath sounds on the left . - What about this foot ? DOC : Look at it . BOSCO : Shame , huh ? Bad guys mess themselves up before we get a chance to do it . - Come on . Come on . - You see what was in the back seat ? Kim : No pulse . Bobby , grab @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's good . That 's good . What do you think ? Trying to get the fall wheat before that first frost ? Heavily armed farmers in Manhattan . What 's the world coming to ? Okay , Diane Arbus . You 're going to jail . Mom , can we buy a piano ? A piano ? - Can I have a drum set ? - No . You ca n't have a drum set . - A piano ? - I want to learn how to play . FRED : Piano ? - She wants us to buy her a piano . FRED : we could get one on installment from somewhere . Oh , yeah . Yeah , that 's what we need . We need another bill to pay at the end of every month . - Not eating again ? - No . I 'm not hungry . You need breakfast to get you through the day . What are you , Mr . Nutrition now ? That 's what my mother used to tell me . Oh , super . Some more nuggets @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go . - So can I have a piano ? - Yeah , we 'll talk about that later . EMILY : Always means no . - You 're catching on , Em . - You okay ? - Yeah . - Did I say something to piss you off ? - No . - You sure ? - Yeah , I 'm sure . - Okay . - Okay . Oh , sh-- Damn ! - You okay ? - Yeah . Get me a bucket ! - Come on ! - Right here , right here , right here . - Oh , man . - Bacon grease . Oh , man , that 's disgusting . Kim : Where is everybody ? Chasing another false alarm at PS 87 . Check it out . New York Post . Picture and everything , baby . CARLOS : The Post , you 're kidding me . - That 's Sully . BOBBY : Behind him . Hey , Doc . You look like you know What you 're doing . - Yeah . - Sully 's ass is covering @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that . - Oh , thank you . Ugh . I think you can see your foot . You can see me clearly . [Kim_LAUGHS] [DOOR_OPENS] - Hey , how was Jimmy this morning ? - I did n't go today . You gon na be okay Without your daily fix ? You do n't approve ? Well , going to see another woman 's fiances in the hospital every single day ? Why would I think anything 's wrong ? - Taking Joey to see his injured father . - Uh-huh . So , what are they gon na do ? Postpone the Wedding until Jimmy 's back on his feet ? Kim : I do n't think they 've set a date yet . - Oh , great . Gives you a little more time to work , huh ? You ever get tired of being better than everybody else ? Any time you need somebody to take Joey to go see his injured father , let me know . I 'd be glad to relieve you of the burden . Yo , I got next . BOSCO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ignore Zeus . I broke my own record last night . I think I broke every record known . You think Guinness Will put me in their book ? - What 's he going on about ? FAITH : Do n't ask . - Hey , Davis . You ever had eight ? - Eight what ? FAITH : Eight lies . - Hey , it was eight . I 'm telling you . - Davis ? TY : Yeah . Yeah . Sometimes more . I 'm always sore in the morning . There was this girl , Tawny . She was a dancer in Cats . - She had a butt like you would not believe . - All right . I 'm gon na check out . SULLY : Right there with you . TY : Perfect ... . Eight . Wait till they have kids . They 're lucky if they 'll have eight a year . You do n't have kids , do you , Sully ? - No . No kids . - I love them and all , you know ? But besides @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . So I Saw your picture in the Post this morning . - Yeah . I looked ridiculous . - No , you did n't . I looked like I was trying to figure out what a shovel was . No , you did n't . [FAITH_LAUGHING] TANCREDI : Sully , you got a minute ? - Yeah . Those guys you chased last night , What direction were they coming from ? SULLY : Uh . North on First Avenue . - Uptown ? SULLY : Yeah . Why ? I 'm all right , honey . They did n't hurt me . - I need you to go to the safe-deposit box . - Sully . This was in the camcorder We found in that Impala . - in the office . Take the money . And go to the house and wait . They 'll be calling you . Do exactly as they tell you . Please , honey , do n't be frightened . Do n't be frightened . I 'm all right . I love you . - Who 's he ? - We have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What about the guy ? The one cut out of the Impala ? They had him in surgery . Who knows how long before he regains consciousness . If he regains consciousness . Couple of masterminds . Plant some guy then run a red light . MAN [OVER_RADIO] : Adam 553 . Aidd down . Chest pains . 616 , second , 8223 . Armanit showroom . Guy probably had a heart attack When he Saw the prices . 616 , second . Adam , 553 . The guy 's wife 's behind it . - You gon na throw down ? - I caught it last time . DOC : No , you did n't . CARLOS : Wow . I just had coffee . And what ? It 's free ? - Well , how much is it ? A quarter ? - Fifty cents . No tip ? Guy has the first nickel he ever made . - Called in the 553 in regards to a missing . Units respond to search staging area . 101 and York . Assist federal agents on scene . BOSCO : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get screwed up . Five-five David to Central . 101 and York . Five-five Charlie . 101 and York . What is it ? Just , like , a few 100 square miles in Manhattan ? Wonder how long it 'll take to dig that up ? - You 're not gon na finish that ? SULLY : No . - Later . - See you . TY : You been getting out much these days ? I 'm just asking because Janice has this friend at work . - I met her at this party -- - No , thanks . She 's great , man . She 's recently divorced . She just lost a lot of weight . Her ex just married the affair . So she 's , you know , looking for revenge . It 's got ta beat sitting in your apartment . You planning on starting to search any time soon ? She 's ready to rumble . That 's all I 'm saying . She is ready to rumble with you . It 's weird how things work , huh ? You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out here . You saying it 's my fault ? TY : I 'm just saying it 's weird how stuff happens . Two guys splash through a puddle . Sixty seconds later , one of them 's dead . The other one 's on life support . It 's a trip . It 's not your fault , Sully . All right ? Continue the search . There 's ticks out here , man . Son of a bitch ! Do n't they have dogs for this ! Yeah . But a dog 's time is more valuable . Damn it ! These are new pants ! Every time you find a pair of pants that fits ... . You know , those search-and-rescue dogs . They go into the rubble and find lost people . Or they hunt down escaped convicts in a swamp . A swamp ? - Are you doing okay ? - Yeah , I 'm fine . - You should n't be out in this heat . - Bosco , do n't start with that again ! Tell them you 're pregnant . They @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want to be on a desk . - And , no . I have n't told Fred yet . - You do n't know what I was gon na say . - No ? - No . What were you gon na say then ? That 's what I thought . He 's the father . - Bosco , shut up . - He has a right to know . - I 'm Warning you . - You got ta tell him . Ouch ! - I warned you . - You just hit me with a dirt clod . You 're lucky I did n't hit you With a brick . Ow . [SIREN_WAILS] Hey . He 's a nice old guy . Right here . His name 's Hector . He collects cans and bottles . We have n't seen him in a couple of days . We came down here to see if he was okay . JOLIE : He 's right over here . I always bring something down for Walter to eat . DOC : He 's breathing . CARLOS : Good pulse . Walter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the hell was that ? - Oh , man , I 'm bleeding . Hey , Walter . Do n't be scared . I brought you some bagel . - Come on , Walter . - A parrot ! JOLIE : A bagel . Hey . CARLOS : Oh , man . It 's not funny . I 'm gon na need stitches . - Is he gon na be all right ? - Yeah , I 'll be fine . TY : Do you think We 're gon na find this guy ? I do n't know . I do n't understand Why they think he 's down here . Because this is the direction they were coming from . Could 've been in Queens , coming over the Triborough . They could 've been in Westchester , got off the FDR . Anything 's possible . This is stupid . This is stupid . This is like needle-in-a-haystack stupidity right now . You 're preaching to the choir , Davis . Guy in the blue suit , shiny shoes , answers to " Special Agent In Charge . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sully , look . Okay . Hold on . Hold on . Give me that shovel . Oh ! [FLIES_BUZZING] Definitely buried longer than a day . WOMAN [OVER_RADIO] : Central to 55 Charlie . Lieutenant requests you return to the house . - Five-five Charlie . What 's up ? - Personal matter , Charlie . - Five-five Charlie . On my way . - Lucky you . Dig around out here long enough , Bosco , you might find Jimmy Hoffa . I thought all parrots talked . JOLIE : Walter 's a cockatoo . A lot of people mix them up . CARLOS : Oh , jeez . We can always call Animal Services . No . That could take hours . We got ta get this guy to the ER . CARLOS : Man . JOLIE : You know , he 's fine if you just keep feeding him . He craps in there , I ai n't cleaning it up . Yeah , I understand . How long ago ? And nobody 's noticed until now ? My mother 's disappeared from her nursing home @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ day . It 's none of my business . - I did n't go over today . - I do n't know what I was thinking . You do that a lot . - What ? - Criticize me and then take it back like you were n't gon na say anything , but truth just came out . - I do that ? - Yeah , you do . Oh . Okay . I think you 're making a fool of yourself . I think it 's pathetic . And I think it 's a terrible thing to do to Joey . That 's what I think . Who asked you what you think ? I could give a damn about what you think . I 'm not so attached to my mom I ca n't have a relationship ... - ... for more than six weeks . - Hold up . You can dish it out ... - ... but you ca n't take it ? - Stop the bus ! - Okay , okay . - Back up . I Saw something in the alley . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back , back . Okay , stop . See that in the alley ? Hey ! Hello . Hey ! Hey , buddy . Hey , buddy . Hey , kid . Hello . Hey . Hey . Hey , buddy . Hey . Where are you going ? You live around here ? Where 's Mommy and Daddy ? Your mommy and daddy around ? Your mommy and daddy around ? Mommy and Daddy here ? What about your name ? You know your name ? Come on , buddy . What 's your name ? - An attack parrot . - Something out of Hitchcock . - It 's not funny . Ouch ! - It 's pretty funny . - How does it look ? DANA : He 's gon na need stitches . CARLOS : See ? DANA : So where 's the killer parrot now ? - It 's a cockatoo . Locked in the bus . - Ouch ! - Will you stop being such a baby . Just wait till Montville gets here . - Montville 's doing his stitches ? - Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's Morales ? DOC : Day off . - Any news on that kidnapping ? - Oh , the buried guy ? No . We 've been watching TV all afternoon . He 's 72 with a pacemaker . Six grandchildren . They interviewed his wife on camera . She was crying the whole time . - What do we got ? DANA : Scalp lac . Lean forward for me . One percent width ... . Okay . Wait , wait , wait . Oh ! Oh ! Jeez . You guys bring in that bum With pneumonia ? Hector . Yeah . [CARLOS_GROANS] Yeah , he died . Set up a suture kit , 4-0 nylon . Man . where the hell did that guy train ? Baghdad ? - Be thankful you did n't need a rectal . - Man . Now what do we do with Walter ? Why do n't we just drive it over to the shelter , let them deal with it ? - I 'm not getting back in with that thing . - You got a better idea ? We called @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ looking for her . How could she just wander off ? She 's 87 years old ! It takes a half an hour to make it to the television room ! Look , I understand you 're upset , but this is not a jail . We do n't have enough staff to supervise every single patient . And your mother 's Alzheimer 's is progressing rapidly . She ca n't have gone far . I 'm sure the staff Will find her . I 'll call you every five minutes . If you find her first , great . May I come ? Get in . He 's staring at us . He 's fine . - He 's got that look . - What look ? That **36;5003;TOOLONG look . Hey , what do you think Will happen to him at the shelter ? Some kid will probably adopt him . Be right back . Hey . [Knuckling] - Parrot 's in the back ? - Cockatoo . Lots of people mix them up . - He do that to your head ? - Yeah . But we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right . You little son of a bitch . DOC : That it ? - That 's it . You need us to sign some paperwork or something ? Nope . What 'll happen to him ? Well , he attacked a city employee . That means he gets put out . [HAMMERING] No . No ! Open it ! No ! No ! No ! No ! HELLER : You okay ? You look flushed . Yeah . It 's a sunburn . I 've been working outside today . I 'm afraid your mother 's probably gon na need to be in a more secured unit . And with her declining mental status , she 's not aware of her surroundings . How much ? It 's gon na cost more , right ? - Around a hundred and fifty . - A day ? - Medicaid pay for it ? - No . Nice little profit center , is n't it ? I guess it might be if we had a secured unit . Sorry . Okay . We 're gon na take a bath now , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right . Let 's take the shirt off . Hey , it 's okay . It 's okay . Come on . No ? Water 's ready . All right . Guess I 'm gon na go first . Water looks good too . And if you 're not coming , that 's your problem . Let 's go . Shirt off . All right . Guess I 'm going in by myself . All right . Good job . Let 's take these smelly shoes off . Sheila gave up a banana and I found some peanut butter . You ready to get wet ? All right ? Oh , you 're heavy . I called Family Services and pediatric psych are on the way . Okay , thanks . Okay . Let 's see ... . - So this guy is straight and single ? - Mm-hm . All right . It 's okay , buddy . It 's all right . Okay ? Okay . Okay . Okay . Mom ? Mom ! Found her walking down the sidewalk as pretty as you please out on an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here ? - Are you okay ? GABRIEL : She 's fine . You 've got your nightgown on , Mom . You ca n't go out with your nightgown on . Her hands are freezing . I think we need to get you home , Irene . Is that okay ? Gabe , get the door , please . SULLY : Come on , it 's okay . Here we go . Can I take her back in my car ? - Sure . You know the way ? - No . - Well , you can follow us . - Okay . We 're gon na get you home , Mom , so we can get you warm . You scared me . That was a day well-spent . We 'll be back out here tomorrow . I promise you that . The guy 's probably dead anyway . Shot him , buried him . They grab the ransom and run . That 's what I 'd do . FAITH : There 's your dogs , Bos . BOSCO : It 's about time . You guys know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cord to your finger in a coffin and run it out to a bell ? So if you were n't really dead and you woke up you could just pull the cord and ring the bell . That 's where " saved by the bell " comes from . - No kidding ? TY : Yeah . I mean , could you imagine being out there just buried for more than a day not knowing if you 're gon na be found or just-- What do you think 's going through his mind ? " Damn , I could have had a V8 " ? You 're a sick puppy , Bos . You know that ? [PANTING] No ! Stop it , please ! No ! No ! No ! Stop ! Please stop ! Oh , Mom . Mom ! Mom . She used to love to go for walks in Central Park . Every day until the Alzheimer 's . Seventy-five-years old and she was still out there doing two miles a day in her tennis shoes . She knew every inch of that park . Now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ door of this room . Can I take her home , take care of her myself ? It 'd be very difficult . She needs 24-hour-a-day care . I feel like a terrible son . You 're here . Lots of people , they just dump them off never come back to see them . But I promised that I would take care of her make sure that she was safe , never alone . It 's so strange . When I look at her , I see my mother . She looks back and she ca n't see me . Maybe he does n't understand English ? I tried Spanish . But he did n't respond . MONTVILLE : Scrapes and bruises . Some lice . Couple of small bites , probably from rats . But no signs of physical abuse . What would you call leaving a kid on the streets ? Neglect . He 's malnourished and dehydrated . But nothing a meal and some apple juice wo n't fix . Family Services been here yet ? No . Police took some Polaroids , but there 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just walk away from a four-year-old child ? Kim : Probably OD 'd over on 96th Street . And a lot of shooting galleries over there . I hope somebody does show up so the cops can arrest them for child abandonment . Sleepy , huh ? Good night , little guy . Good luck . When I was a kid , my dad took me to a Yankee game . Righetti pitched a no-hitter against the Red Sox . Fourth of July . It was awesome . We got separated on the subway on the way home . I ended up in Brooklyn . Dark , raining . I did n't know where I was . I 'll never forget that . Ca n't stay here all shift , you know . Just wait till Social Services gets here , okay ? He should n't have to be alone anymore today . I 'm gon na get some coffee in the lounge . [BUZZES] - We 're closed . - Yeah . Yeah , look , remember me from this afternoon ? The cockatoo . It was in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know we asked you to take it , but I do n't think it 's dangerous . It was just protecting his owner . He was dying and we were tearing his clothes off ... - ... and putting all this stuff on his chest . - You 're too late . Right . - Look , I 'm sorry to bother you . - Your friend already took him . - My friend ? - Spanish dude . CARLOS : Can you say " cracker " ? Can you say " cracker " ? Come here . Come here . Cracker ? Can you say " cracker " ? Hello . [WALTER_SQUAWKS] Hello . Hey , Walter . [WALTER_SINGS] Anybody hear if they identified that woman we found buried today ? M.E . said she 'd been in the ground for weeks . No ID . We 're checking missing persons , hoping to find a match . Pretty much rule out suicide . - Hey , what are you doing here , Sull ? SULLY : Came back for my civvies . TY : How 's your mom @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah . TY : She was n't hurt or anything ? - No . - Must be a relief . - Yeah . BOSCO : Hey . Marcantonio , what 's up ? Kidnapper just woke up in the hospital , told us where they buried that guy . Okay , hold on . Hold on . Stop digging . Find the corners , guys . Find the corners . Take it easy . Take it easy . Take it easy . Okay , give me a crowbar . Okay . Typical . Look at where we are . Feds had us half a mile uptown all day . TY : I do n't know if I could last being buried like that . Something about everything being over you . No way out . The weight of it all , you know ? Damn . Want to get something to eat ? [WHISTLES] Sully ? You want to get something to eat ? - What ? No hot date tonight ? - I 'll cancel it . No , thanks . All right . I 'll see you tomorrow @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know if I 'd be very good company . As opposed to what ? Your usual bright and cheerful demeanor ? - Chelsea Square ? - No . How about some Thai food ? - At midnight ? - Yeah . Live a little . Yeah . Yeah .

@@5235141 MAGGIE : I do n't have a problem with two men dancing together . Yeah , me neither . If the guy asked me , I would ... I 'm confused . Those were men ? That 's right . But they were dressed in womers clothing . Some guys just like to dress up like women . I mean , it 's ... Well , they sort of ... Well , it 's a lifestyle thing . ( STUTTERING ) Yeah . It makes them feel pretty . They were pretty . Keep sliding with us , I guarantee you 'll see a lot stranger things . Do n't you ever get tired of it ? I mean , one dangerous place after another ? Do n't you ever just wan na find a nice place and just stay ? MAN : Hey ! QUINN : All the time ... What is this ? New York World ? Are you nuts ? Get off the street , it 's gon na rain ! Looks like we 're in for a little sprinkle . ( RUMBLING ) WOMAN : Come on , you guys , hurry up . ( @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Kids , hurry up ! I 've never seen folks so skittish about a little rain before . Well , maybe this is Killer Lightning World . ( CHUCKLES ) Flash flood ... ( @all_exclaiming ) It stings like lye ! ( MAGGIESCREAMING ) Acid Rain World ! If we do n't get inside pronto , there 's gon na be nothing left but bones . Actually , even a moderately strong acid rain would easily dissolve human bone , I 've heard . ( SCREAMING ) ( @all_screaming ) Did anyone catch the weather report today ? Yeah , sure . Sulfuric thunderstorms tapering off to a light hydrochloric sprinkle in the afternoon . ( GASPING ) You should have worn your rubbers . Oh , my gosh ! Are you folks all right ? Didrt you hear the weather report ? Oh , I 'm sorry , we must 've missed it . Oh , well , you must be from out of town . We 're from Canada . ( WOMANEXCLAIMING ) Well , we never go out without checking the weather first . Especially during the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hotel . We 're freeway close to all the major theme parks , we accept travel club discounts and , lucky for you , we just happen to have a few vacancies . So let me get your bags . ( @people_chattering ) Excuse me . Excuse me . Where are you going ? What 's wrong ? Anywhere but here , out of my way . You need more towels . Please , do n't go . It 's raining outside ! I 'd rather be staked out in a typhoon in my birthday suit than spend another second in this madhouse ! So , how about a suite ? ( @woman_screaming ) Room rates . QUINN . : What if you found a portal to a parallel universe ? What if you could slide into a thousand different worlds where it 's the same year and you 're the same person , but everything else is different ? And what if you ca n't find your way home ? ETHEREAL VOICE . : Sliders . ( WOMANWHISTLING ) This is the presidential suite . The president stayed here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it did look like him . Why were those people leaving ? People ? In the lobby . ( SCOFFS ) Well , you see , the Chandler is a very unique vacation experience . Not everyone can handle so much pampering and relaxation . All those people ran out into an acid rainstorm because the room service is just too good ? ( @laughing_nervously ) You ... Anyway , we have all the major amenities . Rain slickers embroidered with the distinctive Chandler logo , decontamination shower stalls , emergency eye wash , and complimentary assortment of burn ointments . ( @clicks_tongue ) Well , if you need anything else at all , feel free to just call the front desk . Thank you . And that is for you . Thank you , sir . That woman should seriously consider decaf . Well , at least we have a roof over our heads until we slide . Which is in 12 hours . REMBRANDT : Just make sure we leave a wake-up call . Well , it 's too early to crash . I 'm gon na head @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Yeah . Why not ? You wan na come , bro ? Yo , farm boy , you wan na chill with us at the bar ? No . I 'm quite happy with the temperature up here . Thanks . No , no , no . " Chill " means to just hang out . You know , be mellow . Oh , I see . No , I think I 'll just crash . You know , see what programs are being transmitted tonight . ( GUNSFIRINGONTV ) Check out the Spice Channel . WOMAN 1 . : Next week on the Spice Channel ... There 's a channel on spices . You can call me when it 's hot , fast and fresh . Interesting . MAN . : ( @knocking_at_door ) Pizza man . WOMAN 2 . : Mmm . I 'm so hungry . Hey , I ordered this with sausage . Extra toppings , huh ? I can handle that . ( MANUNZIPPING ) WOMAN 1 . : Pizza Man , next week on the Spice Channel . Remember , he 'll take @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Did I do the right thing , dragging Colin along with us ? He 's your brother . Your folks wanted you both to be together . I do n't even know him . You did n't know me . You did n't know Remmy . ( SIGHING ) I know . Hey , if you guys ever want to call it quits . I mean , if you find a nice , peaceful world and you want to settle down , it 's okay with me . It wo n't be home , but we 've been to a few that were close enough . I just wanted you guys to know that . ( FAKESNIFFLING ) Are you saying that you do n't want us to meet your parents ? ( CHUCKLING ) So , can I get you folks anything ? I will have a draft . Make it two . I 'm feeling original . Make mine the same . Three drafts coming up . So , some weather we 're having , huh ? Yeah . You think it 's gon na ever clear up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ those offshore refineries , the air 's gotten a whole lot better . Hey , were you guys around back in ' 93 when Santa Monica Bay caught fire ? It 's this dang El Ni ? o . Pushes in those petrochemicals right in off the ocean . ( EXCLAIMING ) Oh , I 'm ... I 'm sorry . Did you guys want oysters in those ? ( @electricity_crackling ) ( THUNDERCLAPPING ) ... alive ! It 's alive ! Henry , in the name of God ! FRANKENSTEIN . ## In the name of God ! Now I know what it ... ( WHOOSHING ) ( EXCLAIMS ) Hello . What are you doing here ? ( WHOOSHING ) Hey ? Hey , where are you going ? Who are you ? Hey , wait . Wait . It 's okay . I wo n't hurt you . ( INAUDIBLE ) I do n't understand . Whoa . Seems a little slow tonight , huh ? Hey , stick around till Wednesday . Karaoke . Hey , you get tired of all those infomercials ? You will @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ told you that spray-on hair does n't work . There was someone in our room . MAGGIE : What ? What are you talking about ? A boy . Only he wasn't really there . He appeared . He grabbed the TV thingy and walked through a closed door like some kind of ... Of ... Non-corporeal shade . Are you saying you saw a ghost ? Colin , what were you watching on TV ? A program about this medical pioneer . He created a living creature by stitching together parts of corpses . Amazing . Though in the end , I gather it got a little out of hand . Sounds like Frankenstein . That 's him . MAGGIE : Okay , Colin . You were really wiped , maybe you just fell asleep in front of the TV . ( SCOFFING ) You think I dreamed this ? Hey , man , you 've been traveling a lot . You 're tired . We better get him a drink , and make it a stiff one . ( REMBRANDTCHUCKLES ) Is that what all you people think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's afraid of evil spirits ? We may burn the occasional witch where I come from , but I 'm a man of science . Same as you , brother . And I know what I saw . ( THUNDERCLAPPING ) Welcome to the Chandler Hotel . We 're freeway close to all the major theme parks ... I have a few more trunks in the cab . I 'll take care of them . Right this way , sir . This is the second weirdest hotel I 've ever stayed in . Colin , I just want you to consider that there might be some other explanation for this . Like I 'm a ignorant , superstitious bumpkin . No . I was thinking more that you 're tired . You fall asleep watching an old horror movie , and ... ( IMITATINGSPOOKYMUSIC ) Do you think this is easy for me ? I spent my whole life trying to adjust to my own world , and now I 've got a million more to deal with . I 've got a lot of catching up to do , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ acting like a fool . Nobody 's acting like a fool . ( HUMMING ) ( @machine_beeps ) ( BUZZING ) ( HUMMING ) ( FINGERRUBBINGONGLASS ) ( GASPING ) Quinn ! There was something invisible with me inside the bathroom ... There is a head in the ice machine and it had my face . ... and it wrote , " Help us , " on the mirror . This place is haunted . MAGGIE : Come on . Let 's go . Come on , Colin . I swear . I 'm not kidding you . There was a head in the ice machine . In there . It looked like you ? Well , it was blue and frosty , but yeah . ( **25;7284;TOOLONG ) Well ? Have a look . ( CLOSINGDOOR ) Okay . There was a head in there and it looked just like me . Well , since yours seems to be firmly attached , I really would not sweat it . All right . Do n't you blow me off . I know a disembodied head when I see one . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And another thing , I did n't have a nightmare while I was shaving . No , but somebody could have written that anytime . When the mirror steamed up , those words just became visible again . There is nothing going on here that can not be explained by a bunch of tired people stuck in an old hotel with a Boris Karloff marathon on cable . Now , why do n't we get some rest ? We 've got an early slide in the morning . What time should we be ready ? In about 10 ... Hours . Where 's the timer ? It was right there . Nobody moved it ? That boy was in here . Now , what would a ghost want with a timer ? That weird guy from the lobby was snooping around outside . Fine . You check him out . I 'm gon na go talk to our host . Put some clothes on . " Put some clothes on . " Hello ? Hello ? ( @both_screaming ) Do n't you ever sleep ? The hotel never sleeps , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lost something . Oh , well , then let 's look in the lost and found . Ah , it was actually taken from our room . Has anyone been in there ? A maid ? Oh , no , no . I make up the rooms myself , and I have n't been in there since you checked in . ( SIGHING ) Well , then maybe you can help us find it . Oh , I 'm sorry . I ca n't leave the desk . But I thought this was a full-service hotel ? Well ... My sworn duty as concierge does obligate me to help my guests in any way possible . I promise you , there will be a big tip in it for you . Well , please , sir , the satisfaction of my guests is reward enough . ( ELECTRONICSBEEPING ) Yeah ? Can we talk to you for a second ? I 'm busy . We saw you snooping around our room . What are you looking for ? Leave me alone . What do you got in there ? Amazing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I see you 're into electronics . You would n't happen to have seen a small electronic device lying around , would you ? About yea big , red , blinking numbers ? What would I be doing in your room ? Come on . Do n't touch that . Why do n't you tell us that ? What 's all the gear for ? I 'm doing meteorological experiments . Analyzing weather patterns and atmospheric contamination . You study the weather by sucking up dust bunnies ? I was collecting water and particulate samples off of people 's shoes . They tracked into the hotel . If that 's even any of your business . What 's your name ? Smith . John Smith . You expect us to believe that ? What kind of an idiot checks into a hotel using the alias of " John Smith " ? I realize it is not a very common name , you know , but that is no reason for you to be insulting . Well , he 's not lying . John Smith . Graduate student at Caltec . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pursuits and lost objects . ( BEEPING ) What does this thing do ? ( BEEPINGFASTER ) MAGGIE : Come on , guys . We should let Mr . Smith get back to work . Sorry we disturbed you . I think we should keep an eye on our Mr . Smith . We have n't seen anyone else come or go since the rain started . Yeah . Then the timer 's probably in the building somewhere . We 've got nine hours to turn this place upside down . Have you guys ever lost the timer before ? So , " to chill " is a good thing ? Oh , yeah , man . If you chill , that means you 're cool . Obviously if you were chilled , that means you 'd be cold . Well , see , it 's not about temperature . It 's about a state of mind . So , cool is good . So , if you 're too hot , that must be bad , right ? Well , both hot and bad are good . I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " fresh " and " dope " . ( SIGHS ) Oh , great . What is this , a bad horror movie ? ( SIGHING ) What 's next ? Blood pouring out of the elevator , voodoo dolls chasing us with steak knives ? Oh , there 's a flashlight back here in every other world . Got you . Ow ! Yeah , that 's gon na leave a mark . ( SIGHING ) ( ETHEREALNOISE ) Who 's there ? Quinn ? Is that you ? Quinn ? Hello ? Sorry . This usually happens after the first storm . The rain eats right through the wires . How long have you been working here ? Oh , my husband and I bought the place six years ago . We always wanted to run our own hotel . He died two months after we opened the doors . I 'm sorry . ( SHRUGS ) It was cancer . He worked for SoCal Oil and Gas , digging the San Fernando petro duct . We bought this place to get him out of that hole . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ long . Do you ever think about leaving ? Going someplace where there are n't so many ghosts ? Um ... ( STUTTERING ) I still have a lot invested in this place . Oh , hey , I 've got it . Thanks . It 's nice having people stay at the hotel again . I spend a lot of time in hotels . It is n't easy having people just pass through your life . No point in getting attached though when checkout time is at 12:00 , right ? We ... We better keep looking . Anyone down here ? ( @rats_squeaking ) Quinn , if that 's you , I swear I 'm gon na skin you alive . ( @door_slamming ) Hey ! Hey , who 's out there ? Let me out of here ! Oh , man . This is the room the boy went into . I do n't care what your brother said . There is something paranormal going on here . " Paranormal . " Beyond normal . Yeah . Yeah , that sums things up nicely . There 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gon na run down to the front desk , see if I can hustle up a key to this door . Good idea . Rembrandt . Remmy . Do n't be afraid . My name 's Colin Mallory . What 's yours ? ( INAUDIBLE ) I ca n't hear you . What are you trying to tell me ? Where did you come from ? Remmy . Remmy ? Paranormal . ( BEEPING ) ( BEEPINGFASTER ) REMBRANDT : Colin , I did n't get us a key , but I got us some light . Rembrandt , I saw the boy again . He opened the door . Hey , Colin ? I 'm right here . What 's the matter with you ? I 'm right here ! Colin ! BOY : Hi . He could n't see me . They ca n't . I can hear you . I can touch you . Sure . You 're on my side now . Your side . Am I ... Are we dead ? I do n't know . It 's pretty boring , whatever it is . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know . You 're the first person who could see me , so I brought you on over . We can hang out now . Hang out . Sure . Play and stuff . The others are mean . I do n't go near them anymore . The others ? ( @rats_squeaking ) Okay , rats , keep your distance because I am not having a good day . ( YELPS ) ( DOORLATCHOPENING ) ( EXCLAIMS ) Hey ! Maggie , it 's me . What took you so long ? Didrt you hear me yelling ? What happened ? I thought I saw someone . I followed them down here and then I got locked in . ( STUTTERING ) And I could hear things . Like little animals , with little claws and little beady yellow eyes scurrying at my feet . Easy , girl . I thought you were a Marine . I do n't like rats . Come on . We go out this way . ( SIGHING ) Jeez . Any luck ? Maggie saw someone run into the cellar . Smith ? Maybe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I lost him . I came down to find a key to room 315 . When I went back upstairs , he was gone . Look , 315 is the only room that does n't have a spare key behind the desk . Now , I thought you said that Smith was the only other person that was staying here ? He is . Well , then where 's that key ? I do n't know . I do n't understand it . Things are always getting lost in this place . Yeah , you 're telling us . Listen , lady , somebody stole our property , put a human head in the ice machine , locked me in a rat-infested cellar , and I do n't like rats , so do n't tell me this is all part of our unique vacation experience . ( SIGHING ) Sorry . What 's going on here ? It 's okay . You can tell us . Okay . It 's not really the off-season . Oh , well , actually every day around here is the off-season . The hotel @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's really going on ? ( CREEPYORGANMUSICPLAYING ) It 's haunted . You know , " Boo . " Bumps in the night . Blood-curdling screams . The whole ball of wax . Disembodied heads in the ice chest do n't exactly make for five-star ratings . I told you . So , why stay ? I mean , why not just pack up and go ? I ca n't . MAGGIE : Why not ? I have a son . Matthew . He 's ... He 's 10 . After my husband died , he 's all I had . All right , well ... What happened ? This is the last place I saw Matthew . That 's why I ca n't leave . This thing just appeared here two years ago . HOLLY : I do n't know what it is . I 've talked to police , scientists , psychics . The Air Force took over the hotel for almost a year , until even they got bored . I 'm supposed to call them if anything happens . Our window wasn't scheduled to open for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know what that is ? It 's a portal to an alternate world . ( @machine_beeping ) It must be stuck open somehow . REMBRANDT : You think Colin must have gone in ? Quinn . ( @door_opens ) So much for the " Do not disturb " sign . Where 's my brother ? What are you talking about ? What 's the forecast , Willard ? You always predict the weather with an EM scanner ? That is for lightning and atmospheric discharges . What are you doing here and what do you know about my son ? I ca n't stop her . Okay , okay . All right , you wan na know the truth ? I hunt ghosts . Ghosts . Yeah . I have a theory . That phenomena that are often attributed to the supernatural are actually a result of fluctuations in space-time . And what people see as ghosts ... No , no . They are actually visitors from alternate quantum realities . That 's a pretty good theory . And I believe that , that disturbance in room 315 ... I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ alternate reality . I was trying to get some readings when I saw your friend fall in . And you did n't tell us ? I was getting around to it . All right . Here 's the deal . We 'll help you prove your theory , but you got ta help us first . SMITH : I was working on these portable nuclear power cells . Eventually , they cut off my funding at Caltec . They would n't let me use the fusion reactor anymore . Jerks . Oh , I put most of these detectors together in my garage . You built a nuclear reactor in your garage ? A little one . ( @computer_beeps ) Okay . All systems look nominal . How about a condensed version for the scientifically impaired ? Each alternate Earth has its own quantum signature . We should be able to adjust the equipment to amplify the quantum signal from that vortex upstairs . What will that do ? ( WHOOSHING ) Hey , bro . Look who I met . It worked ! Matthew . Mom ! QUINN : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ making them visible to us . That is quite correct . You seem a bit more sagacious than our own Mr . Mallory . Sod off , you brainy twit . Allow me to introduce my traveling companions . This is Quinn " Howling Man " Mallory , a singer of some sort I 'm told . ( SINGING ) Get us the hell out of here REMBRANDT 2 : And this is Miss Maggie Beckett , exotic dancer . Hi . Are you responsible for opening the vortex upstairs ? REMBRANDT 2 : Yes , I was working on an antigravity machine when something went a bit awry . The resulting quantum disturbance sucked us into this ephemeral state . This is fantastic . You 've been here this whole time ? I knew about the disturbances , but I never ... You 're people . ( SCOFFS ) We 've been trying to find someone to help us for like two years . You ... You 're a stripper ? No , love . Exotic dancer . Unfortunately , our attempts to communicate were widely misconstrued as some @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ How 'd you like the cellar , baby ? You make any friends ? ( IMITATINGRATSQUEAKING ) Anyway , Colin here was the only person that could actually see us . Colin , you and Matthew must have nearly the same quantum signature . That 's why only you could see him . My thoughts precisely . Sorry I did n't believe you , bro . Never close your mind to the possibilities , brother . I 've missed you so much . I know . I could see you the whole time . I tried to tell you I was okay , but you could n't hear me . Look at you . You have n't changed at all . Do n't cry . Colin said his brother can get us out of here . Yeah . Well , he bloody well better , because we 've got your little timer , see ? And brainiac over here says that when these numbers run down , if you do n't have it back , you 're gon na be right up it . Yeah , baby . Sorry . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? SMITH : The quantum frequency is oscillating . Colirs extra mass must be destabilizing the vortex . Matthew ! No , we 're losing them . No , I do n't have enough power . COLIN . : Power the vortex . Frankenstein ! REMBRANDT : Where are they ? They 're here . They 're stuck in a transient state between this world and theirs . Yeah , but not for long . Aw , jeez , the instability is increasing . Look , an hour , maybe less , you know , we ... This whole entire vortex could collapse completely . What does that mean ? If the exotic matter holding the vortex open collapses , they 'll be ripped apart by the tidal forces of the wormhole . My sors still alive in there . You have to get him out . My brother 's in there , too , Holly . Believe me , we 'll do what we can . SMITH : We need more data . I have to get closer to the vortex to get some neutrino flux readings . ( @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a problem . Oh , my God . I thought you said the vortex was collapsing . No , I ... I said it was unstable . He said it was collapsing . What 's happening ? I think it 's generating more power to compensate for Colirs extra mass . You better do something before it eats the hotel . MAGGIE : Before it eats the whole planet . If we can tune your detector to the same quantum frequency as the vortex , maybe we can stabilize it . You want to stop that , with this ? This thing runs on four AA batteries . Hey , man , it 's a solid theory . We just need more power . Blackouts like this last for days . Colin was trying to tell us something about power . He said , " Frankenstein . " That does n't make any sense . Frankenstein ... Frankenstein ... Frankenstein ! ( GRUNTING ) REMBRANDT : Man , that rain stinks ! The cable 's hooked up . REMBRANDT : Okay . One good lightning bolt and you 're cooking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Sure it will . I 've adjusted your EM detector to emit a pulse to match their quantum signatures . Jeez , how could you possibly know that , that 's the right frequency ? Maggie told me . What ? Yeah . When you saw your double in the ice machine . The cold temperature must have slowed her molecular activity enough for her to materialize . So , now I 've adjusted the molecular resonance to simulate freezing temperatures . One jolt should be enough to reopen the vortex and knock them all loose . But you do not know that . God , you could destroy the vortex completely . What choice do we have ? Listen to me . You can not let him do this . I mean , if his calibrations are the tiniest bit off , he will crush your son into neutrons . All right . I 'm not gon na kid you . There is a risk involved . But if we do n't do something now ... Well , you may not get another chance . Holly , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I wo n't let you ! Look , they pulled my funding . They pulled my academic credentials . Look , my career is down the toilet . But this ... This proves that I was right . You know , and who do you think Caltec 's gon na call to study this thing , huh ? Me . I laid the groundwork , you know . I put in the hours . That 's my tenure . ( SCREAMING ) He 's still breathing . Okay . What now ? It 's still set to the right frequency . But there 's no power . Not out here . Are you crazy ? Do n't worry . I 'll be right back . Quinn ! Hey , brother . You better watch where you step next time ! That 's the portal . It goes to your world ! Go ! Go ! Thank you , sir . Good luck . Bye , sweetie . Sorry , we did n't have more time , if you know what I mean . Yeah , baby . Hold on , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ God , no ! I told you we 'd be right back . Matthew ! ( EXCLAIMS ) Mom , not in front of everybody . ( GROANING ) ( SIGHING ) Where is it ? Oh , no . Sorry , Professor . Looks like it 's back to the drawing board . Maybe not . All the vortex data should be stored right in there . Oh . Oh , my . ( CHUCKLING ) That 'll keep them talking back at Caltec . Thank you . We had a little help from across the astral plane . I 'm bad . Thank you all . I ... Obviously all your rooms will be comped for as long as you 'd like to stay . We appreciate that , ma'am . But we 've got a lot of traveling to do . Yes . But you did promise a unique vacation experience . Tell all your friends . Listen . What ? It stopped raining .

@@5235241 ( @indistinct_conversation ) ( @people_screaming ) ( bicyclebellrings ) Norman ! DOMINGUEZ : Since when does Norman carry a gun ? BRIDGES : Since now . I 'm not going to jail , Bridges ! Norman ... I hear you , but , uh , look , here 's the deal : If you 'd have done your job better , we would n't have caught you , but now that we did , we got ta take you in . Just go away ! Son of a bitch ! He 's just bad enough to actually hit somebody . GIRL : So , you guys , it 's totally true . I talked to Emily Paulsen , who saw it in P.E . Apparently , Sharon was just walking around flaunting it . She 's got like zero modesty . She 's got a tattoo ? Yeah , it 's in the front . It 's way down low . It 's a butterfly . No way ! Do you know what a piece like this would cost you in a store , son , if you could buy one ? Sorry , dude , I only got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( laughing ) Hmm , I 'll tell you what . You can owe it to me , all right ? But if you do n't pay up , ( taunting ) : * I know where you live ... * Man , do n't point that thing at me . Relax , all right ? It 's not loaded . Just because Sharon Skomer gets a tattoo does n't mean that you guys have to get one . ( gunshot ) Oh , my God ! Cassidy 's been shot ! Thought it was n't loaded ? ! Somebody help us ! All right , nobody says anything , all right ? Get outta here . Go , go ! Norman ? ! Damn it , do n't do this , Norman ! You 're gon na have to knock this off . I do n't want to have to hurt you . ( @phone_ringing ) Does Norman have your phone number ? Why not ? Everybody else does . Nash . What ? Which one ? I 'm on my way . Nashman ? Cassidy 's been shot @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . That 's it . I 'm giving myself up . ( @tires_squealing ) ( @horn_honking ) You can arrest me . Bridges ? ( @tires_squealing ) ( **31;6944;TOOLONG ) MAN ( @over_p.a. . ) : Dr . Pullman . Dr . Pullman , 2905 . Dr . Pullman , 2905 . This is taking too damn long . What the hell are they doing in there ? Mr . and Mrs . Bridges ? Yes . Uh , would you come with me , please ? Sure . Well , the bullet hit her here in the gluteus maximus , which is the largest muscle in the buttocks , and it stopped just short of the femur here . And it was a little tricky getting it out . Now if it had hit her here , it would 've pierced her coccyx , caused nerve damage and possible paralysis . Your daughter was lucky today . She was very lucky . Hi , baby . Hi , Mom . We 're here . Hi , Daddy . I talked to the doctor . She said you 're gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm so scared . BRIDGES : I know , baby . I know . Hey , little dude , what 's happening ? What 's your name ? Wait a minute . Let me guess . It 's Mister ... Albondigas . No ? Hmm , let 's see . Uh , Merriweather Bugeye Jamal Lewis . No ? Uh , Shari Lewis ? Not Shari ... Susan Lewis ? Uh , Lewis Lewis ? Martin and Lewis ? Well , which one are you , Martin or Lewis ? ( sighs ) Thank you very much . You 're very welcome . Okay . ( laughs ) Uh , I got to go now . Uh , hey listen , uh , you remember what we talked about , okay ? You be a good boy , all right ? Help your mom . ( sighs ) How 's she doing ? She 's sore and scared . The doctor says she 's gon na be all right . Oh , that 's great . Anything I can do ? You 're doing it , brother . Listen , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me for anything ... No , I 'll call . Do n't worry . All right . I 'm gon na go see if I can find out who did this . ( goofyvoice ) : You be good . Inspector , I 've got irate parents backed up for a block . What am I supposed to tell them ? Nobody comes in or goes out until we 're done . How long do you expect it to take ? Till I find something , or I 'm satisfied that I wo n't . I 'm absolutely mortified . I 've been here 18 years , and this has never ... You read about it happening in the public schools , but it 's an anomaly here , I can assure you . Mr . Dunlap , every 90 minutes , a child dies in this country from gunshot wounds . As a matter of fact , according to the latest statistics , one in 12 children carry a gun to school every single day , so it 's not an anomaly here or anywhere else anymore . Got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is this ? Nobody 's . It 's unassigned . Write this down . Four-seven-eight , two-nine-three , Colt .45 , model 19-11 . Run with it , bubba . Harve , see if you can get some prints on that . Check with CI I , and if you do n't get anything , call Mr . Dunlap here . You do still have the Kid Print program here at the school , right ? Yes , we have all our students ' prints on file . ( @phone_ringing ) Teachers , as well . Good . You know what to do . MAN ( @over_phone ) : Forget about it . LEEK : Yep ! Nash . NICK : Hello , son . Nick . What-What 's going on ? Where are you ? They want to know if they should move your stuff out of the bedroom before they jackhammer in there . Who does ? The hard hats . How 's Cassidy ? Um , look , Cassidy 's gon na be fine , Nick . What hard hats ? The ones doing the seismic shoreup @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all to you in a waiver you signed before you moved in . I do n't know a damn thing about it . Well , what do you want me to tell ' em ? Tell ' em , uh ... Uh , tell ' em ... Why do n't you go home , man ? I got you covered here - - go on . All right , look , hold that thought . Nick , just stall ' em for me until I get there , all right ? Okay , good . Thanks . I 'll either be at my place or at Lisa 's - - call me . Thanks , bubba . ( @rapid_gunfire ) What do you think ? I like it , man . Yeah ? Check this out . Smith and Wesson 6-29 Classic . Mmm , mmm . Oh , yeah . Do n't let the fact that it 's not automatic toss you . This baby pops a massive 440-grain slug at 1,200 FPS . Look at this . Interchangeable front sight , chambered cylinder , heavy underlug , slab-sided @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ practical . You 're thinking this baby - - monster - - must pack a hell of a kick , right ? Here . Try it out . Now I ask you , who 's gon na mess with you , you walk in with that on your hip ? ( jackhammerspounding , machineryclattering ) What in the hell ... ? Nick ! ( jackhammerpounding ) Nick ! ( jackhammerpounding ) ( jackhammerclacking , poweringdown ) Nick ! I know you did n't mean to do that . I 'm Nash Bridges . I live here . Ron Dart . I 'm the foreman . Well , uh , Ron , I-I did n't authorize any of this to be done . Well , wait a second . I got a waiver right here . Yeah , city owned property , heavy earthquake damage . That 's your signature , right ? ( sighs ) That 's the waiver I signed , right ? Yeah . Uh ... You want a copy ? No , no . Thanks . I get it , uh ... uh ... Nick ! Listen @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my daughter was , uh , wounded in a shooting incident this morning , and I got ta tell you , your timing could n't be worse for this . Hey , I 'm sorry to hear about your kid , but I got a job to do . You want to fight city hall , have at it , but I got ta keep working . Here , son . We 're supposed to wear these . This is a construction site . This is not a construction site . This is our home . Look , you 're welcome to stay , if you think you can handle the noise and dust . I 'm up for it , if you are . ( workcrewchattering , machineryclattering ) MAN : Hey , I 'm on it right now ! ( knocking ) Hi . How is she ? She 's resting . She 's still pretty out of it . Well , I 'll just poke my head in ; I wo n't disturb her . No , she 's in my room , Nick . Oh . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up and down the stairs . No , it 's a good idea . Good thinking . Yeah . How are you doing , sweetheart ? I 'm fine . How about you ? Well , when it rains , it pours . They 're doing a , uh , earthquake retrofit on my apartment , so , uh , Nick and I are hoteling it for a couple of days . Oh , that 's silly , Nash . Why do n't you stay here ? Oh , that 's all right , sweetheart . Thanks anyway , but ... ( crying ) Lisa ... ( crying ) ( sobbing ) It 's okay . ( sobbing ) ( whispers ) : It 's okay . Somebody almost took our baby from us , Nash . I know . We almost lost her today . We almost lost her . I know . You know , you ... you bring a child into the world , and you sacrifice , you work so hard to raise her , and you-you try to protect her because that 's your job @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You ca n't protect her because you ca n't be there , everywhere , all the time . You ca n't stop every stupid accident from happening . No . No , you can't . ( sniffles ) You know , here we are , waiting to hear from colleges , waiting to see if she 's accepted , you know , where she 's gon na go , the next stage of her life . ( sniffles ) The next thing I know , the phone rings , and some stranger 's telling me my daughter 's been shot . It 's all right , baby . ( Lisasniffles ) God , Nash , what if she 'd ... Do n't even think it . ( knocking ) Hey . Come on in , Joe . ( crying ) It 's okay . Sorry to bother you . ( @clears_throat ) It 's okay , sweetheart , it 's all right . Here . Thank you . Hey , Lisa . How you holding up ? Oh , Joe , yeah , I 'm good , I 'm ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Cassidy ? She's-She 's real glad to be home . I 'll bet . Yeah . Uh , could I borrow him for a second ? Sure . Okay . Well , that , uh , Kid Print program paid off . Uh , the shooter 's name is Brian Van Pelt . His , uh , classmates voted him " most likely to succeed . " However , the principal pinned him as the " biggest pain in the butt . " What about the gun ? Yeah , well , they were part of a shipment that was hijacked last year on the way to some wholesalers in town . A couple of the guns have surfaced in felonies , and a couple more came up as evidence in that , uh , gang slaying in Potrero Projects last month . Did you get an address on the kid ? Russian Hill . The old lady 's loaded . Apparently , the house makes the Spreckel 's mansion look like a Tinkertoy set . Oh , hey , oh , I ... I got my shot , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up , man . Put your hands on the table . Come on , Brad . Back off , boys , and stay where I can see you . Put your hands on the table . What 's going on here ? Stop this right now ! San Francisco Police Department , ma'am . Your son 's a suspect in a shooting . Well , we 'll see about that . You just wait right there until I call my lawyer . ( sighs ) I said wait ! Lady , your son 's under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon . Now , you get out of my way , or I 'm gon na take you down for obstructing justice . Is that clear ? It 's clear . Good . MAN : Morelli , where 's the report ? Joe ... Yeah . You want to take the young man on down to booking ? You got it . Keep walking . I 'm sure it was an accident . Let me talk to the parents , I 'll work it out . You are talking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Fine . How much ? You got to be kidding me . I 'm talking about what 's best for your daughter . She gets nothing out of my son going to jail . I know the best plastic surgeons in the city . Whatever it takes , just give me a number . I 'm a rich woman , Inspector . Do n't be shy . A hundred million dollars would n't even begin to cover it . Now I 'm gon na suggest you put that away before I misconstrue this as a bribe , okay ? What is this , the silent treatment ? Who sold you the gun , Brian ? What gun ? The one you shot my daughter with this morning . Should n't I have a lawyer around here somewhere ? He 's coming . I do n't have to say anything until he gets here . Let me run this down for you , Brian . Your fancy pants lawyer 's gon na come here , and he 's gon na tell you to keep your mouth shut , that he 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mother pays him to do . In fact , the more she pays him , the more he 's gon na talk . And he 's gon na talk and talk and talk and talk and talk . In fact , he 'll talk all the way through your trial . He 'll talk until he 's blue in the face . But I guarantee you one thing . You 're still gon na go to jail . DOMINGUEZ : Look , Brian , um , we just want to give you a chance to do the right thing , you know ? Tell us what happened . Uh , I think I 'll wait . I think our friend here could , uh , do with a little bit of diesel treatment . That 's an excellent idea . That 's a good grip . I 'm not going anywhere . Hi . Hey , Nick . Son . Hi , sweetheart . Hi , Daddy . How you feeling ? My butt hurts . NICK : Hey . So does mine . Your little girl is one hell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me about it . He lets me win . I 'll bet . I brought these for you . Thought they might cheer you up . ( sniffing ) Mmm , thank you . Pretty , are n't they ? Mm-hmm . Nick , would you take those ? Sure . Thanks . So , uh , I found out who shot you . You did ? Mm-hmm . Do you know a guy by the name of Brian Van Pelt ? Brian Van Pelt ? ! Mm-hmm . Whoa . MAN : Knock , knock . BRIDGES : Oh . Hi . Yeah , listen , uh , just , uh , give ' em to him . Nick , would you take those and , uh , put ' em in some water ? No problem . Thank you . Uh , there you go . Hey , Cass . Hi . What 's going on ? How you doing , Princess ? Better . Yeah ? Now that you 're here . Good ... MAN : Good . CASSIDY : Oh , um , Freddie , this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , this is Freddie . Hello , sir . Hi , Freddie . How are you ? Uh , Freddie , did n't you use to be the , uh , car detailing guy ? I was , I was , yeah . Now he manages the Dragonfly . You know , that hot new club in town . Uh-huh . How 'd that happen ? I 've learned not to question why some things happen in life ; they just do . NICK : That 's true . FREDDIE : Wow . You look great . Thanks . Feeling good ? Yeah ? Mm-hmm . Uh , well , I guess we better put these in some water , huh ? Yeah , I guess so . ( doorbelljangles ) Check this out , my man . Russian ? KGB . 800 rounds per minute , unbelievable muzzle velocity . Great for shooting through steel doors or hard heads . How much ? Two grand a pop . You 're living dangerously , you know that ? The West Street Gang 's at war with these guys . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out you 're arming the Asians with machineguns ? Well , let 's see . He 'll come to me and want the same thing . Only I 'll sell him something bigger , badder , more expensive . ( @clicks_tongue ) Sides mean nothing . Product is the basis for all alliances . Remember that . Guns are due tomorrow afternoon , 5:00 . Pier 17 . Same deal . Pay the man in the green shirt , take the guns to the warehouse . ( Bridgeswhistlinghappily ) Oh , bubba ... you 're not looking so good . What happened ? You have trouble sleeping last night ? ( sighs ) Where 's my lawyer ? BRIDGES : Oh , uh ... there 's a problem with that . Uh , we lost your paperwork , and , uh , well , he thinks you were transferred to city jail . But , do n't worry , he 'll catch up with you . In about a day or two , you know . I could call him . ( picksupphonereceiver ) Get you out today . Who @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't know his real name . Oh , yeah ? Well , where can we find , uh , Mr . Quick ? Potrero Projects . There 's a ball diamond there . Deals out of the trunk of his car . Well , what kind of car would that be ? I do n't know . It 's red . Red . It 's a red car . BRIDGES : Red car . Let 's go look for a red car . BRIAN : It 's a Z28 Camaro . I 'll call Mommy . Hey , Nashman , next Christmas , I 'm getting you some of those heated sheepskins . My butt 's getting cold . Wow . Red car ? No , red dress . LEEK ( laughing ) : Yeah , right color , wrong model . MAN : Lookin ' good , baby ! Ow ! ( shoutingcatcall ) ( sighs ) Harve , what do you got ? Nada . The next Mrs . Cortez just walked by , but that 's about it . Keep ' em peeled . Always . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , and ... ? Did you see that bouquet ? It was huge . Mm-hmm . He gives it to Cassidy , and suddenly , she 's feeling better now that he 's here . Yeah , yeah . And that 's the problem , huh ? Oh . It used to be your job . Mm . Look , Cassidy 's getting ready to leave the nest , okay ? She 's transferring her affections to somebody her own age . It 's ... It 's natural . ( @clicks_tongue ) All right , look at it this way - - in a couple years , she 'll come around , man . She 'll be taking care of you just like you 're taking care of Nick . It 's beautiful . Oh , now that 's comforting . Well , I 'm here to help . And that is a beautiful car . Hey , hey , what up , Quickster ? Got action , Harve . Nash . Yeah , I got him . Harve , you 're hooked up with the black-and-whites . Do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a break ! WOMAN : Luisa , good eye . Good eye , Luisa . Let 's see what you got . QUICK : A whole mess of firepower , man . MAN : Hey , how much for that one , esse ? Buck and a quarter . Yeah , okay . Cops , man . Chill . Man , they jumped the gun . Five-O . Five-O . Outta here . Let 's go ! ( @siren_blares ) ( tirescreeching ) ( engineracing ) ( hornshonking ) ( @sirens_blaring ) ( truckhornhonking ) ( @siren_stops , @electricity_crackles ) Do n't move ! Stay in the car ! Stay in the car ! ( groaning ) Who do we call , 911 or the coroner ? Call PG E . What you got there , Nash ? This guy Quick , his real name was Howard Temple . Did a stretch in Soledad , and he knew his way around the Q . I do n't understand . If the guy is dead , that 's end of story , right ? Nope . I found a bag of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a pay stub from Gage 's Gun Shop on York Street in the Mission . Call Judge Pinter and get a search warrant , will you ? I want to see what this guy Gage is all about . You got it . Some goof freshman was showing off a piece I sold him . Piece goes off , shoots some chick in the ass . Chick 's father happens to be this cop . Cop pulls my prints off the piece . Had to do something . What 'd you have to do ? Give ' em Quick . I had to . Cop was out for my blood . I mean , come on . Guy 's careless , dealing out of the trunk of his car , a bunch of lowlifes - - please . Just a matter of time before he got busted anyways . " Why ? " you ask . Because ... I can do twice what he was doing . I can get more per piece , and , baby , I definitely got a better clientele . This all equals a better @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's shoes ? Piece of cake . So the cops grab you , you give up Quick . They grab Quick . What if he decides to talk , huh ? What then ? Guess I 'll just run the business for you while you 're gone . Just kidding . I 've got half a mind to let you run with it , half a mind to knock you down . ( @phone_rings ) Hello . Be right there . Cops are at the store . We 'll talk some more . In the meantime , you might want to polish the naive kid act . It 's beginning to tarnish . ( **34;6977;TOOLONG ) Who 's in charge here ? That would be me . Inspector Bridges , SIU . And you are ? Timothy Gage . This is my shop . Uh , Mr . Gage , we have reason to believe one of your employees has been running stolen weapons out of here . Who ? The name 's Quick . Is that what he told you ? BRIDGES : Unfortunately , he did n't tell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Murdered ? Now why would you think that ? Was he ? DOMINGUEZ : As a matter of fact , he died in a car crash running away from us . Now , why do you suppose he was running away from us ? Beats me . You 're wasting your time here . Eh , what can I tell you . It comes with the job . Yeah , well ... just put the place back together when you 're done . You can do that , ca n't you ? You know , I do n't really like that guy . I do n't know him , but I do n't like him . Dot your " I " s and cross your " T " s , gentleman . We lock this guy up ... I do n't want any hiccups . Just like old times , huh , Nash ? What is ? Oh , you , me , Lisa , Cassidy , back under one roof . What are you talking about ? We never lived under one roof . Details , son , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ spoil a man . Mmm-hmm . Well , do n't get too used to it . ' Cause , after tomorrow , it 's back to being the odd couple for you and me . Oh , excuse me , Cassidy wants some aspirins . I 'll take ' em to her . You probably have to go to work . Do n't you ? Nah , not really . ( @door_opens ) Hi , sweetheart . Where 's Freddie ? He 's on his break . Union rules , you know . You 're very funny , Daddy . We do n't get many moments like this anymore , do we ? No . ( gentlelaugh ) ( sighs ) Yesterday ... when I heard you 'd been shot , when I saw you at the hospital ... you looked so ... small . So ... It scared me so much . Your mom , too . Is that why you 've been so overprotective about Freddie ? Do n't worry , Dad . I mean , it 's not like I 'm gon na have his baby or @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... that 's ... comforting . You know , Dad , I 've been thinking . What ? I do n't want to go to college next year . What ? I think I want to wait . And do what ? Well , there 's some significant environmental work going on around here - - you know , the old-growth forests - - and I thought it might be interesting to do that for a while , before I go to college . ( sighs ) Honey , I-I , think that 's , uh , great that you 're ... Daddy , you 're not gon na talk me out of it . I 'm not trying to talk you out of anything . I just do n't think that you should be making those kind of life-altering decisions while you 're in this condition . Daddy , I made up my mind already . ( sighs ) I 'm thinking we talk about this tomorrow . Good night , sweetheart . Good night , Dad . Good morning . Good morning . I 'm not used to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ household thing happening here . Yeah , well , with any luck , Freddie will make your daughter an honest woman and you can wake up every morning to huevos rancheros , gourmet style . ( laughing ) At least you have n't lost your sense of humor . I just did . FREDDIE : Morning . Good morning . I just got here , sir . Mmm-hmm , is that right ? Well , I get done with work around 5:00 , then normally , I work on my novel for a couple of hours . Cassidy did n't tell me you were writing a book . Novel-- I still got a long way to go . Listen , I got to run . Ciao . Ciao . Ciao . So , uh , Lisa ... Yes . What would be the house rules around here for male visitors ? Come on , Nash , you think I 'd let somebody sleep here with Cassidy ? One would hope not , not under my roof . We 're not under your roof , son . Uh , and that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not going to college . I know . We 've been discussing it . Oh , we have ? Well , when were we going to tell me ? I did n't want to worry you . Me , worried ? Do I look worried ? You are a little red in the face . Well , you would be , too , if your daughter was going to give up college and go and live among the damn trees . ( @phone_rings ) Nash . Give me 15 minutes . Bon appetit . Ciao . Ciao . ( @siren_wails ) Hello , Nashman , we got a carjacker here . Pulls a gun on the driver . The driver pulls his gun , ends up dead , 16 years old . BRIDGES : Guns are us , huh ? Mm-hmm . DOMINGUEZ : Inspector on the scene ran the serial number of the driver 's gun . Turns up , it 's from the same lot that we 're hunting , so he gave us a call . Okay , now you 've piqued my interest . Our dead @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Spike , says they bought the gun from some hotshot dealer from a private school on the hill . So I show him a six-pack . Guess who he fingers ? Brian Van Pelt . Mm-hmm . Looks like our shooter 's also a seller . What do you want to bet Gage sold him the guns ? I 'd bet the bank . How 's that get us closer to getting Gage ? The kid 'll give him to us , if I do n't kill him first . Come on , let 's go . ( chambersclicking ) ( grunting , crashing ) ( clatteringindistance ) ( panting ) ( gunshot ) BRIDGES : Police ! Freeze ! Got it . Drop the gun , Brian . Drop it right now . What happened ? You heard what I said , drop it ! ( gunthuds ) You lived . You played me for a fool . Almost got you killed . DOMINGUEZ : You know a Nathaniel Allen , aka Striker ? No , huh . BRIDGES : He was the guy that ran the West Street @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Nothing . I never saw those guys before in my life . Did you sell guns to them ? No way , man . Do you know Timothy Gage ? Have you seen him since you told us about Quick ? I 'm trying to help you , Brian , but ... What ? I say we cut this guy loose . As much as I 'd like to kill him myself , I think we got somebody out there that 'll do it for us . No-no-no-no-no-no-no - - you ca n't let me go . The hell I ca n't . Unless you start talking . ( doorbelljangles ) If I were you , I 'd keep my hands right there on top of the counter where we can see them , okay ? Put that gun down . You know , Joe , when I was a kid , I used to be fascinated with guns . BB guns , cap guns ... You have a gun when you were a kid ? Yeah , yeah ... had a pellet gun once . Killed a rattlesnake @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back then , it was n't easy to get your hands on a gun . On a real gun . Not like it is today . ( gunchamberclicks ) Russian . You know , after car wrecks , you know what the leading cause of death is for young people between the ages of ten and 20 ? Let me guess : MTV ? ( chuckles ) Close . Gunshot wounds . My daughter ... was shot with a gun that came from you , Gage . You know it , and I know it . Do you know what that makes me feel like doing right now ? ( @cocks_gun ) The same thing that you sent Striker to do to Brian Van Pelt . Hey . Cuff him , Joe . Gladly . Put your hands on your head . GAGE : What 's the charge ? Too numerous to mention . ( @handcuffs_click ) However ... a little birdie told me that , uh , you have a couple big shipments coming in . Well , we need to know where , and when . I can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know so . Let 's " know so " out here . ( doorbelljangles ) We 'll see . ( hip-hopmusicplaying ) Picturesque , is n't it ? I prefer Pacific Heights . You never been down here before ? They got some great restaurants down here . Hey , homes . Hi there . See that bar right up the street there ? Why do n't you have Little Man meet us there in about 15 minutes . You know Little Man , do n't you ? Striker 's second . You must have me confused with someone else . ( chuckles ) We 'll see . ( @indistinct_chatter , @music_playing ) What 's your juice ? I could n't get a latte , could I ? A non-fat , half-caf , no foam ? No . Water will be just fine . Now , Timothy , you look like a scotch man . Bring a bottle of your best scotch for our friend here . Tim . So , uh , Little Man was n't too happy when he heard about what happened to Striker . I 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ blow his stack . Especially when we told him about that part about you setting him up . Hmm , yeah . DOMINGUEZ : Gee , that 's a nice watch . Hey ! You must be doing pretty good . It 's for you . Oh , for me ? Yello ? Well , hey , there , Little Man , how you doing ? Long time no see . Well , uh , I 'm just sitting down here at the bar with my partner , Joe Dominquez . Hey , how you doing ? And , uh , your old buddy , Timothy Gage . DOMINGUEZ : Say hi ... Eh , I guess he 's got something on his mind right now . Uh , listen , um , well , the thing is , we 're sitting down here , we 're having a little celebration drink , and , uh - - but the problem is , Joe and I are real busy , we got all this paperwork to do . So we 're going to have to take off . But , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that he 'd love to see you . Sure . Come on down , toss a couple back . Bye-bye . Huh . You know what they 'll do to me ? I think I have a good idea . Why do n't you drink up ; it 'll hurt a lot less . Joe ... Hmm ? we got to go . You 're right , we got to go . See you . Okay ! GAGE : Okay ! Okay , okay . Wait a minute . That 's four " okay 's . " Was that four ? Yeah . Huh . Must be official . He 's ready to deal . BRIDGES : Where and when , bubba ? 5:00 , Pier 17 . The man in the green shirt is Kaminsky . Who 's the buyer ? Asian gang out of Chinatown . Excellent . I hope your daughter realizes what she started . What was that ? I said I hope your daughter real ... He probably should n't have said that , huh ? ( patronsclamoring ) MAN : Hey , take that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Lucy , I 'm home . NICK : In here , son . Hey , Nick . She 's asleep , huh ? Yeah . Here , help me count this here . What the hell 'd you do , Nick ? Go out and rob a bank while I was gone ? Went to the track , and I had five winners out of seven picks . ( chuckling ) Damn , that 's awesome . Freddie gave me a few tips , you know . Used to work in Las Vegas , you know . He was a hell of a handicapper . ( laughs ) Hi . Thought I heard you . Oh , hey . Whoa ! Look at you . You look great . Thank you . I have a date . Oh , yeah ? Mm-hmm . Anybody I know ? Oop , sorry . None of my business . LISA : It 's nobody I know . Blind date . Oh , by the way , the earthquake guys called , they said they 're all done - - for now , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you go , Cassidy has something she wants to show you . She has had her dinner . Her medication 's by the bed . She has my beeper number , and I wo n't be late . Damn , if I was half that organized ... You two would 've combusted a long time ago . Whoa ! You got into Berkeley ? Mm-hmm . That 's great , sweetheart . ( laughs ) That 's terrific . And I 'm going . A year from this fall . I already called to ask if I could defer , and they said yes . Are you mad ? Disappointed . But I 'm , I 'm , still - - you ... you got accepted to Berkeley . That 's , that 's great . Thanks . Cassidy ... Listen , I , I ... I know we do n't always see eye to eye on things , but ... what I 've wanted , what your ... your mother and I have always wanted for you is for you to be happy . That 's all . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , brat .

@@5235341 [WIND_HOWLING] [YELLING] We 're gon na have to ride this out . Harrison . [HARRISON_YELLING] [HARRISON_GRUNTING] Usually when I go fishing , the big ones get away . Stay where you are , everyone , and batten down the hatches . Gotcha . [STACEY_GRUNTS] Huh ? What ? [COUGHING] Problem , Harrison ? I thought you liked the sun and sand . Yeah , I prefer more sun and less sand . - Not alone . - Huh ? Everybody , stay alert . Ah . Thanks . I am N'Shuma , leader of the Motai . We come from the Jaguut valley . My son , Kyr , and daughter , Drea . Gus Bonner . Our team came through the stargate . - Truly ? We have heard only legends . - Oh . DREA : You are real , so the legends must be real . N'SHUMA : Come . Visit our village . It will fill the hearts of my people to meet you . Sure , just give us a minute to get the sand out of our britches . [SEATTLE_GASPS] [VEHICLES_APPROACHING] Huh ? Do you have to water the fields like that all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You mean , some years it never rains ? Many years . [VEHICLES_APPROACHING] Huh ? Have you tried ditches , to carry the water from the well to the fields ? We tried , but if we take too much , the well goes dry . Then we have nothing to drink . SEATTLE : Maybe if you dug the well deeper . There might be more water further underground . How can we know if the water is there ? We can not see under the ground . Actually , we can . EC'CO : This echo pattern will tell us what kind of rock lies below us and if there are any deposits of petroleum , natural gas or in our case , water . Well , Einstein , what 's the verdict ? Ca n't you hurry things up ? EC'CO : What 's the big rush ? [SIGHS] Relax . Ah . There 's your water . - Last one in the pool is a rotten egg . - Yes ! [ALL_SHOUTING_AND_CHEERING] What does this do ? It checks radio frequencies to see if we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , check this out . I 'm picking up some weird signal interference . Sounds like static from a nearby power source . But I thought we had the only power source around here . EC'CO : Me too . Let 's see what kind of readings we get with the energy sensor . [SENSOR_BEEPING] EC'CO : It 's coming from in there . But how can we get the water from the ground when it is down so deep ? Maybe a windmill . It could power a pump . Right , until one of those sandstorms hits . I doubt any windmill could stand up to one of those . - Harrison 's right . - I am ? I mean , yeah . My father used to say : " There 's always a way to do what needs to be done . " Ec'co ? The MORV computer picked up an odd energy reading . I traced it here to that rock . But it 's just luminescent . No , it 's more than that . This rock has some kind of odd innate energy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ convert it into electricity to power a pump ? Possibly , but it does n't contain enough energy to power anything for long . - Are there any more rocks like this ? - I can not say . My ancestors found this rock in the place called Chikor . I know that canyon . I can show you . I got nothing , guys . You sure these rocks glow all the time ? [STATIC_CRACKLING] Ec'co ? Stacey ? Hello ? EC'CO : It 's here , right underneath us . It 's off the scale . X marks the spot . We can use the MORV 's cannon to drill into the ground . Let me . This was my idea . Easy . There might be some unstable rock formations below . Relax . I know what I 'm doing . I found it ! [ALL_GASP] [SEATTLE_SCREAMING] [GROANS] Nasty fall . Ah ! Wow . [SCREAMING] MAN : I 've done the best I can . Things will be better soon . Just wait . You keep saying that , but things never improve . We moved @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is it ? If anything , things are harder . It 's time to go back , back to our real home . On the reservation , we had friends , family . I wo n't let them think I 'm a failure . We ca n't give up . I ca n't . We made a mistake . There 's no shame in that . Something is only a mistake if you start thinking it is and give up . MOTHER : It 's a mistake when you refuse to admit an error and learn from it . HARRISON : Seattle ? You all right ? [SCREAMING] HARRISON : Seattle ? Are you hurt ? Just a little dizzy . I had this sort of dream or memory . Something weird happened . Yeah , you fell in a hole . But at least you found what you were looking for . Right , that 's all that matters . Okay , let her rip . **31;6737;TOOLONG [GRUNTING] Okay . Okay , we 're clear . [ENGINE_STALLING] Strange . Sounds like the battery 's drained . But that ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Unbelievable . - How bad is it , Ec'co ? Well , the connections are okay . It 's got ta be the battery . Is that all ? Could have been worse . I 'll check it out and have it running by morning . - The rest of you better get some sleep . - You heard the man . - We have a lot of work in the morning . - Work ? I thought the big rock was gon na do all the work . [SEATTLE_SIGHS] SEATTLE : Radio 's out . Too much interference . Go signal the others that I 'm starting the energy siphon . This had better work . It just has to . I did it . [BEEPING] [LAUGHING] There 's always a way to do what needs to be done . [GASPS] [SCREAMS] Oh , no . [GRUNTS] [GROANS] [LAUGHING] Huh ? Where water go ? It looks like we 've lost power . [GRUNTING] Ow . Help . BONNER : What happened ? Maybe I did n't have the siphon grounded well enough . There was some @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . That 's okay . I can handle it . I had the same training course you did . Having someone else check out your work is a good way to catch mistakes . I did n't make a mistake . It 's a new type of energy , the siphon just needs to be adjusted . I told the Motai I was going to help them get water and I intend to keep my promise . Never seen her this determined before . Yeah , it 's like she 's on a mission . - Hmm . - Oh , right . We are . Okay . I 'm ready to try again . I thought you were gon na run the siphon . I decided to start it by remote control , in case there 's any more of that feedback . Good thinking . Did you increase the siphon rate ? I had to , to counteract the tendency for feedback . I thought you said it was a grounding problem . Look , I know what I 'm doing . Things will be better this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Unh ! No power . What is that thing ? Some kind of energy creature . Our weapons do n't work on it . It absorbs power . It must have caused the siphon feedback . Actually , it was the feedback . Why did n't you tell us ? We 'll deal with that later . Right now we need to stop this thing . It 's following the power cable to the pump at the new well in the village . Come on , water . Harrison , Stacey , come in . I 'm picking up a transmission , but it 's too garbled to understand . Maybe the reception 's better upstairs . This is Harrison , I ca n't read you . Repeat . [STATIC_CRACKLING] What in the world ? Huh ? Coming through . Let that be a lesson to you never play with giant balls of energy . And definitely do n't play tag with them . Cover your head , kid . We 're gon na take this thing out . You did it . Do n't talk too soon , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ no . Thanks . I 'll try to lead this firefly away . [GRUNTING] EC'CO : Pull alongside Stacey . [BONNER_YELLS] - Use the laser on it . - Already tried , it does n't work . Do it . I 'll explain later , I hope . Drive in a circle . Not ordinary energy . What 's Draga doing ? She 's trying to communicate with it . I can hear what she 's hearing . It 's looking for itself . It 's not eating energy , it 's searching for it for a part of itself . SEATTLE : Let 's go home . It 's here . What you 're looking for . [GRUNTS] Blast the ledge . Seal it in . - Think that 'll contain it ? - There 's no reason for it to leave now . I think we 're safe . But I could be mistaken . EC'CO : Remember , the hinged bodies will let you lower the windmills at the first sign of a sandstorm , so the winds ca n't damage them . Congratulations , Ec'co . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but it was Gus ' idea . I just helped solve the sandstorm problem . I hope your people can forgive me for all the damage that energy thing caused to your crops . Forgive yourself . Your motive was pure . Besides , with the water from this well we will soon have more food than ever before . I made a big mistake . I knew there was a problem with using the energy from the stone but I did n't want to admit I was wrong . In science , we often learn more from our mistakes than from our successes . No wonder I never learn anything , I never make mistakes . [ALL_LAUGHING] Subtitles by SDI Media Group

@@5235441 Why am I here , Sydney ? I want you to examine some photographs . Is he a warrior ? Yes , a soldier in Southeast Asia . Why do I have to look at him ? There are people who believe this photograph was manufactured ... created . I want to know what you think . He 's afraid ... sad . He 's missing . The people who love him want to know if he 's still alive . Like my parents ? Why are you so interested in Mr . Starr ? It 's a family matter . Could you describe his manner , his mood , you know ? Uh , I tell you ... That ol ' boy was multifaceted . He walked in here , and he did n't know a pickle barrel from a gun barrel . And in less than 24 hours ... he 's doing this . 10:19 . They 're all like this . Damned if I know what it means . - Oh , and then there was the slugs . - What about the slugs ? He paid extra to come in after hours and dig ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ study ' em . He was real big on studying ' things . - Like I say , this ol ' boy was multifaceted . - Multifaceted . Did he happen to say where he was going ? He was staying at the lodge up near the highway . You might check there . - Thank you . - Sure enough . - Can I ? - Free country . Oh , hey ! When you find him , give him his toy . His toy ? Yeah . When he was through shooting , he 'd run that all around the place . That ol ' boy was just a big kid , that 's all . Funny , huh ? - Hysterical . - Here . - Was I going too fast when I passed that truck ? - No , sir . When you passed me . I want my lawyer . I got rights . ! You better relax . You hear me ? Shut up and do n't move . - Want a beer or cappuccino or something ? - Ha-ha . Let 's see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bona fide three-time loser , Frankie . We know what that means , do n't we ? - Automatic jail time , is n't it ? - Congratulations . Though it does seem a little harsh ... considering that you got only ... what ? Six dollars and 37 cents off an old lady . You almost got away with it too . You are what we call a top-notch criminal . Where 's my coffee , Frank ? Run , you little puke . ! Ow ! Man , maybe I should 've got him a decaf . - That looked like it hurt . - See what happens when you act like an idiot ? - Put the track star in his cage . - Do n't rip that pretty shirt . - Slick move . Carl Bishop . - How you doin ' ? Frank Meyers . Jarod Starr . Two R's . - Hey , like Ringo . - Who 's Ringo ? That 's funny . How come I have n't seen you around here before ? He just transferred in from Chicago . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on those transfer papers . - I was coming to talk to you ... - Bishop , Meyers , you two were due in my office a half hour ago . Yeah . Well , we 've been kind of busy . - I want you both inside now . - Detective , give us a break . We 've gone over this already . Now . - That woman needs a hobby . - She 's just doing her job , Frank . - We 'll see you later , Chicago . - Look forward to it . Yeah , nice meeting you . - Did I miss something ? - Typical I.A . frost . - She 's Internal Affairs ? - Detective Karen Swindell . Do n't get any ideas , Romeo . She 's the original ice princess . - You were saying something about transfer papers . - Come on , Sarge . You know how it is with red tape . They should be along any day now . Until I get the rest of your documentation ... you 're gon na be riding @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want me to start thinking you 're up to something . Me ? Sarge , I 'm clean as a whistle . Get back to work . Can I help you , Officer ? Ma'am , did you , by any chance , happen to notice the color ... Whoa ! Is that a twin cam ? - Excuse me ? - You guys bore out the cylinder heads , do n't you ? Man , I 'd love to soup up my honeypot . - Your honeypot ? - My hog . I was goin ' to blow out the headers and open up the cylinder block ... but my Social Security check was late . - Millie . ! - Hey , Mill ! You 're lookin ' good ! Ride ... you devils ! Rode with those dudes in Jacksonville . - Ma'am . - Mildred Reynolds . - Friends call me Millie . - Millie . Did you happen to notice the color of the light back there in the intersection ? What light ? Wonder Boy checked out of this dirt-water town three days ago @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the driver ? Using the facility . Guy has the bladder of a squirrel . Hmm . What now ? - Afternoon , missy . - Sheriff . - Would you mind taking off your jacket ? - Excuse me ? Oh , it 's nothing personal . I 'd just like you to take off your jacket , please . - I will not . - Please . You are fired . ! I want you to know I 've seen Deliverance . You wan na give me one of these ? Oh ! That 's good enough . My , my ! Guess you can put some cuffs on this young lady . Ma'am , you 're under arrest for violation of the criminal code 369.7 . And what the hell is that ? Carrying a concealed weapon . It says so right here in the book . Highlighted in yellow . I guess you 'll be going with me . Jarod . So let me get this straight . This starts out as a part of this ... but then you punch it out , and you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got it . Doughnut . Doughnut hole . I do n't mean to belabor a point ... but if the hole is here , why do you call this the hole ? The truth is , I 've always wondered that myself . But do n't tell my boss . I would n't want him to think I do n't know the business . I promise . And I 'll have another one , please . On the house . Oh . If you do n't mind , I 'd rather eat it here . Good morning , Mr . Kembrook . ! He seems very sad . Poor man . He has n't been the same since Marvin was killed . - Marvin . - His son . He was a guard at the BoswellJewelers . About a month ago , he was shot trying to rob it . Sounds like you know the family pretty well . Hmm . Since I was born . Mr . Kembrook anyway . I 'm afraid you 've lost me . The Kembrooks gave Marvin up for adoption when he was just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ died , Mr . Kembrook started searching for his son . - Found him six months ago . - He must have been very happy . They both were . Turns out Marvin was looking for his parents the whole time too . Can you imagine meeting your own parents for the first time when you 're a grown adult ? Guess it would be pretty emotional . Oh , yeah . Even after all those years , they still loved each other . What makes you so sure ? Because they were blood , and there 's nothing stronger than that . Mrs . Morgan , we may have a sighting on your daughter . My people are flying to New York as we speak . If all goes well , you should have your arms around Catherine ... by tomorrow night . Thank you . God bless you too . How can I help you ? I do n't know who I am . Now , let me get this straight . You stopped me because of an anonymous phone call ? Uh-huh . Do you mind telling @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? He sounded honest . It 's official . I 'm in hell ! Oh , now , darlin ' , you did have that concealed weapon on you ... and you 'll be able to post bail as soon as Judge Hargrave get back from that bass tournament ... and we sign ourselves some papers . - When exactly is that ? - Day after tomorrow . Thanks . The entire legal staff at the Centre ... is on their annual retreat in the south of France ... so it will be at least 72 hours before we can even reach a lawyer . He knew that . Damn it , Sydney . He 's up to something . And he needs me out of the way for three days . 10:19 . Could be a time reference . Forget that ! Just get me a lawyer . Any lawyer . Most missing persons cases fall into one of three categories : abductions , runaways or abandonment . I 'm looking for my parents . What makes you think I can help ? I read in the paper that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Friendly warning : They do n't all turn out that way . There 's a risk a person takes when they search for their past . It 's not always what they hope for . I 'd be willing to risk anything for the chance to find out . Are they still alive ? Jarod , is he still alive ? The eyes . What about the eyes ? He wants to cry ... but he ca n't . Why not ? He feels alone , forgotten . He just does n't care anymore . - Care about who ? - Himself . He 's given up . I wo n't give up , Sydney . I 'll never give up . Officer Starr ? - Jarod . - Hmm ? I was wondering if you knew if your parents were still alive . I do n't know . I was never told the truth . Why not use the police database to initiate a search ? I ca n't . This is probably gon na be hard to understand , but I do n't have much time . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have a picture . This is my mother . At least that 's what I was told . And my father might have been an aviator . - In the service ? - I do n't know . - I 'll see what I can do . - Thank you . Officer Starr . There 's a group ... people like yourself . There 's a meeting here tomorrow night if you 're interested . Sometimes it helps just to know you 're not alone . Miss Parker . You wanted a lawyer ? - Henry ? - Oh . Tell me you 're kidding . HenryJ . MonroeJr . , Esquire . Finest attorney in Cedar Point . Truth be known , the only attorney in Cedar Point . He knew this . Ma'am , there 's nothing I can do . You do n't understand . This is a death sentence for me . - Millie ? - What ? Finally ! Someone with half a brain in their head . - You know this woman ? - We 've met . - What 's the problem ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wagon ... down on Biscayne Boulevard . Now they want to put me in cement boots and dump me into the causeway . She ran an empty county ambulance off the road ... and we 're suspending her driver 's license . Can you give us a moment , please ? Be my guest . I would n't trust that one as far as I can throw her . Millie , this is very serious . What if that ambulance was carrying somebody to the hospital ? Geez , I do n't want to hurt anybody . Look , my , uh ... my husband 's dead ... and my kids are all gone . They 're on their own . I 'm 73 years old ... and I 'm alone . You take my bike ... you take my independence . You take that , you might as well bury me ... ' cause I 'll ... I 'll be dead . A lovely ruby , emerald and sapphire trio ... bordered by diamonds . - How much is it ? - Only $4,000 . Hmm . That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... princess-cut diamond with a trillion on either side ... for 5,000 . With tax that would be 5,328 . That 's perfect . I 'll take it . You do realize this purchase is going to max out your credit card . That 's the idea . Indistinct An odyssey of searching for the past ... came to a dramatic and emotional conclusion earlier this morning ... as Harold Kembrook nervously waited for the doors of the taxi to open ... and deliver his son , given up for adoption ... some 25 years earlier . As fate would have it ... his son , Marvin Howard Kembrook ... had spent the last 11 years on the very same hunt ... for his true identity . Also on hand to witness the emotional reunion ... was Susan Granger ... the woman instrumental in bringing the two men together , father and ... Off Just a second . - You Starr ? - That 's me . You ordered the doughnuts . - Raspberry Supremes ? - Whatever . Mmm . ! This should cover it . Hey . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and take a guess ... that you 're a big doughnut fan ? - They 're very good . - What are you , like , a cop ? How did you know ? That 's funny . Detective Swindell ? I hope you do n't mind if I skip the birthday song . I never actually learned the words . - You read my file . That 's my job . - It 's a Bavarian cream . I was thinking about getting you a Raspberry Supreme , but somebody ate the last one . But this one 's very good . Most uniforms do n't want to socialize with I.A . The truth is , I 'm thinking about putting in for a transfer to Internal Affairs ... and the examination requires that the applicant break down an actual case file ... - And you want my help . - I heard you were very thorough . Uh , do you have any particular case in mind ? Yes , I do . Are you going to eat that ? So , according to the field report ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ jewelry store . When they get there , a security guard , Marvin Kembrook ... is robbing the place ... with an accomplice . So this accomplice shoots Kembrook ... and then he gets away . This sounds more like an unsolved homicide than an I.A . investigation . Forensics went over that store with a fine-tooth comb . They did n't find a print , a fiber , nothing . So this accomplice was efficient . If you 're ever gon na make it in I.A . , you have to realize that part of the job ... is to get inside the heads of the people involved in the case . Marvin Kembrook spent most ofhis life in foster homes . When he was 18 , he joined the marines . I looked up his military file . He tested in the lowest five percent of his unit ... spent 10 years in uniform and never busted corporal . Not exactly a criminal mastermind . We 're talking about a young man whojust found out who he was ... where he came from . He had $2,000 in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want to tell me he 'd throw all that away for a fast score ? So if you do n't think that Kembrook was involved ... and the accomplice was fictitious ... who did it ? There was one piece of hard evidence left at the scene ... the slug they dug out of Marvin Kembrook 's chest . Find the gun that fired that bullet , and you find the real killer . Oh , man ! What , you 're late again , huh ? The desk sarge is gon na have my butt in a sling if she catches me . - Can you do me a favor ? - What 's up ? My transfer papers got sent to my house by mistake . Would you give them to her , after I 'm gone ? - No problem . - Thanks . Hey , listen . You know , I 'm kind of new around here and do n't know many people . I was thinking maybe I could take you and your partner to lunch one day . - My treat . - Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I look forward to it . - All right , man . - Hey , partner . How 's it going ? - All right , bro . Read this . I think we found the guy we 've been looking for . Yeah ? It 's been almost 11 years ... since my son disappeared ... and there is n't a day that goes by ... that I do n't think I see him ... standing on a street corner ... or passing by on a city bus . My friends , they all say , " You should let it go . " But , I mean , how do you deny yourself ? How do you just ... walk away from your life ? You do n't . We 've been coming here for more years than I want to remember ... more years than any of us want to admit . You people know my story , what happened to my son . I 'm here to tell you that you should never give up . Never stop looking for the people that you love @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for just a moment . You know , we sit here and we ... talk about how much we miss them and ... how much we loved them . In the end , I think it 's ... I think it 's the little things that we miss the most . The way we see ourselves in our children . The way he sat in a chair . His laugh . The way he stirred his coffee . - Never give up ... - Never give up ... - ever . - ever . - Ah , baby , you are bumming my trip , man . - Pint-sized nerd . ! - Nerd ? I 'm real , man . You were n't looking where you were going . ! - I was n't going anywhere . - You do n't have to yell . I 'm not deaf . No , you 're blind , lady . You got ta take a chill ... Well , I wan na tell you . You just better have a little respect ! - What seems to be the trouble ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her tricycle . - You little punk ! - Okay , okay , okay , okay . That is enough . That is enough . You , stay here . You , come with me . Look at that . - Is that it ? - Yeah . It 's nothing that a little sandpaper and touch-up paint wo n't cure . - You do have insurance ? - Yeah , but I 'm not gon na let that old bag get away . She almost wasted me , man . What have we here ? An expired license plate . That 's gon na cost you about a hundred bucks in fines . And I could , of course , search your van . - Sandpaper and touch-up paint on ... - Mm-hmm . Have a nice day . - And you , young lady , you 're coming with me . - Oh . Where ? There . So what did your wife do next ? So what did your wife do next ? She walks in , she packs her bags , and then she splits . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Why would I make up a story like that ? - They are so unbelievable . It 's incredible . Next time I talked to her , we were in some lawyer 's office , 100 bucks per . - Sounds like my last wife . - Oh , no . - Marriage number three ? - No . Four . Four ? Geez ! What , you got , like , a thousand kids ? - No , six . Six real good kids . - And they do n't look like him . Shut up , Frank . Must be tough making ends meet , with all those obligations . I make sure everybody 's well taken care of . Still , you know , there 's got ta be a better way . - What , like Chicago ? - Chicago ? Yeah , we know about the investigation ... the payoff money you were collecting from the dealers on the South Side . - You read my file . - New guy comes in , we check him out . You 'd do the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ file . Besides , they never proved anything . It proves that you can cover your tracks , so take it easy . Frank and I do thejob , but we 're always looking for new opportunities . - Is n't that right , Frank ? - That 's right . Takes a special kind of cop to do what we do . We think you 're that cop . That 's all . I 'm sorry , sir . Your credit card came back invalid . That 's impossible . Try running it through the right way . I know how to do myjob . I tried it three times , okay ? Look , there 's some mistake , obviously . - I always pay off my credit card . - There 's no mistake . Frank , looks like we 're gon na have to bail this deadbeat out before he pulls his gun ... and tries to shoot his way out of here . - Thanks . - Gracias . Look , I got ta take my kid to Little League practice . Thanks , buddy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . We 'll talk about it then , okay ? - I 'll think about it . - Yeah , you do that . Got a little something right here . Thanks for lunch . Yeah . We got a red flag on your mother 's photo . - Someplace in Delaware . - Delaware ? - Mean anything to you ? - It used to . Well , someone picked up the global scan on the Net that we sent out . We got an anonymous phone call . Whoever it was , recognized the woman in the picture and has a name ... but they 're adamant about not sending anything over the computer system or phone lines . I mean , it seems strange . You want to go forward with this ? - Yes . - Okay . They 're sending the information by special courier . - I 'll call you the second it gets here . - Thank you . Broots ? we_just got a signal alert on Jarod . - Where ? - A missing persons agency in Miami . But we also @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Someone on the inside made contact with this agency ? Well , what kind of information was breached ? We ... We 're not sure . Has anyone alerted Miss Parker ? We thought you 'd want to . I 'd rather stick my head in a bear trap . Yeah . ! - So how many of thesejobs have you pulled ? - What difference does it make ? We 're throwing you a rope . The question is , are you smart enough to grab it ? - Why do you need a third guy ? - ' Cause we had problems the last time out . We need a third guy to plug up the leaks . - How does it work ? - We use the security codes supplied by the stores . - Low risk , high reward . - Oh , yeah . - What if something goes wrong ? - It wo n't . Humor me . What if somebody walks in ? We 're wearing blue . We 're the good guys . They 're not gon na suspect us of a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - What if they pull a gun ? - Then we take ' em down . I mean , we just make it look like , uh , we stopped a robbery in progress . - We 're home free . - Is that what happened with Marvin Kembrook ? - What do you know about that ? - Come on . I read your files too . What I do n't understand is , how did you tamper with the ballistic report ? - What ? - They never made a match to the weapon that killed Kembrook . Internal Affairs always checks the weapons of the first officers ... that arrive at the scene of a homicide . Think I was wrong about you , Jarod . Let 's go , Frank . Whoa , wait a minute . You 're asking me to risk everything . All I 'm asking is , if something goes wrong ... do I have a way out ? Throwaway . Ankle holster . Unregistered . Something goes down , we use it . Put it in the trunk of my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Look , are you in or what ? - I 'm in . - Good . I 'm glad you 're on the team , Starr . But if you cross me , I 'll put a bullet in your heart . Dad ! Dad ! Let 's go ! All right ! Tommy . Attaboy . Ohh ! - You looked great out there . - Want ice cream ? Yeah . ! I plan on suing this entire dirt-water town for every penny it 's worth . - My card . - Stanton . - Let 's get out of here . - Oh , Miss Parker . - Do you know a man by the name of Broots ? - Take a message . He says he located the target ! - Gracias . - De nada . His laugh . The way he stirred his coffee . Mom ? Starr here . It 's Susan Granger . Your envelope is here . I 'm on my way . - You know , Syd , I ought a hand it to him . He almost kept me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to know the truth . - He ca n't , and you know it . Hmm . It 's only because of his heart . - What ? - That we are this close , Miss Parker . Jarod knew that if_he sent that photograph online ... we 'd find him . He 's willing to risk everything for an identity ... for a life . That 's what I 'm counting on . I thought you should be the one to open it . I 'm so nervous . It is n't every day you find out who you are . What is going on out here ? Who are you people ? Where is he ? I wo n't ask again . Sam . Sam , he 's going to the roof ! Stop , or I swear I 'll shoot you in the back ! Jarod . ! Sam , get him . - You sent this , did n't you ? - I was with you , Miss Parker . So close ... and yet so far . Hi . This is Officer Starr . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We got 15 minutes before the security car comes back around . - You got the alarm code , right , Frank ? - Yeah . I 'll shut off the juice , then clip the video lines to the surveillance cameras . Once we 're inside , Frankie 's gon na go to the manager 's office and get the gems . You hit the gold cases . I 'll keep an eye on the front . - What if the security guard is early ? - He wo n't be . - What if you 're wrong ? - If I 'm wrong , they 're dead . The clock is running , gentlemen . Let 's do this thing . All right , guys . Let 's do this . - Frank , you all right ? - I got the manager 's office . Starr . Coins , rings and chains , all right ? Stay away from the stupid costume crap . Let 's do it . What are you doing ? I was just wondering how Marvin Kembrook felt the night he died . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that later , okay ? He answers an alarm . His heart is pounding at the potential danger . He feels afraid , with good reason . he_just got his life back . he_just figured out who he was . He just rediscovered his family . Imagine his relief when he gets there and finds two police officers on the scene . The good guys . His relief did n't last very long , did it ? You 're under arrest for the murder of Marvin Kembrook . Maybe I do n't want to be arrested . You 're going to jail . You and Meyers . All right , Starr . I 'm just gon na put the gun down . Hey , what the hell is going on ? Sorry about that , Jarod . I do n't dojail . Too many mouths to feed . Oh , my God . Call it in , Frank . - What am I supposed to tell ' em ? - Tell ' em the truth . Tell ' em one of our finest was gunned down trying to prevent a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ somebody running out the back door . Frank and I went inside , identified ourselves as officers ... but the place was empty except for the body . The body ? Officer Starr apparently was the first one on the scene . We came back outside and searched the adjacent area ... but the shooter was long gone . Is that the way it happened ? Meyers ! Is that the way it happened ? Yeah . Yeah , that 's how it happened . Show me . Yes , ma'am . Let 's get the lab boys down here to check out that slug . Right away , Detective . Care to revise your story , Officer Bishop ? The body was lying right here . I swear it . I saw it myself . Keys . - Keys ? - Let 's have a look in the trunk of your car . - Let 's roll ! - Hold on tight ! I 'm legal ! You 're under arrest for the murder of Marvin Kembrook . You have the right to remain silent . If you give @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can and will be used against you in a court oflaw . You have the right to speak with an attorney ... Jarod was in your sight . You could 've killed him . What made you change your mind ? I just missed , Sydney . No more , no less . Hello . Jarod . I told you when I was 11 years old that I would never give up ... and I never will . I know you wo n't , Jarod . Miss Parker wo n't either . - Good-bye , Sydney . - Hold it . Just tell me one thing , Jarod . - What do the numbers mean ? - What ? 10:19 . It 's who I am , Sydney . It 's what you made me . Where will he go now ? - South . - What makes you so sure ? Instinct .

@@5236141 Previously on Bunheads ... We have land and we 're not doing anything with it . We got ta make money off this place . Get out the gold stars , we have come up with a plan . Fanny : - A great plan . - We 're going to build an amphitheater . I just do n't understand how they got so popular so fast . Cozette can do anything . Cozette 's a wizard . I was wondering if you were in the market for any new business ventures . An amphitheater ? Really ? To the Millicent Stone Performing Arts Center . Ginny : She 's magic and perfect and worldly . And so so hip . She 's Carnaby Street in pointe shoes . - Are you Dutch ? - I ... Your face reminds me of a Vermeer . It does ? What are you doing here ? Clearly this is n't going to happen . This is n't gon na happen ? Yeah , it does n't really seem like you want this to happen . - Well , I do . Bye ! - Great . Bye ! ( @piano_playing ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , hold . Releve , nice . Tour jete , hold . Releve . Shoulders , Ginny . I do n't know what you mean . Show me what you mean ? Not falling for that again . - Rats . - Nice try though . Jump , children . Jump ! Just put the stuff over there . - Where ? - There . - Yeah . - Not there . - There . - Where ? - Right there . - Where is there ? Sam : There , next to that . Sal : You 'll make me lose my mind . Oi , Tony , Carmella , I 'm teaching a class over here . Sorry , the man ca n't follow a point . You need like air traffic controller sticks just to help him figure out where to put a dance bag . I 'm sure , but you ca n't just ... Okay , everyone . All right . You can stop that . It 's annoying . Places in the center . Stretch . Tap class does n't start for another 30 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here too late to get the good spot . - What 's the good spot ? - Front left center . Best acoustics and everyone 's behind me so when the sweating starts , I do n't smell a thing . Thanks for all the unnecessary information . - Why is Sal here ? - I do not know . You know . He 's going to take tap . - Really ? - No . He runs a dancewear store . He should know how to dance . I do not need to know how to dance . I need to know about dance . And I do . Those three back there , they 're terrible . All you need to know . - It 'll be good for you . - It will not . - You will enjoy it . - I will not . I needed a ride . Give it up Sal , you 've been sammed . Okay , everybody up . Remember the combination we did yesterday ? Let 's do that again . Too lazy to come up with something new @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the end instead of a double ? - Yes . Let 's start a club . Um , oh , by the way . We finally scheduled your meeting . Oh , great . So relieved . You know which meeting ? The rabbi , the priest , and the duck in the bar ? Your meeting about approving the amphitheater . - Taftpokirip . - That 's the association for the preservation of keeping it real in Paradise . Know the acronym , quashing the chuckle . We were supposed to go over your plans , your permits , make sure everything 's in order , blah blah blah . But we had n't gotten around to it . Someone misplaced the post-it to remind her . Whatever . But we found the post-it and it 's happening next week . Great . What do I need to do ? - Nothing . - A reminder follow-up call or two might be prudent . ( @phone_rings ) Oh , that 's me . Hold on . That 's okay . Just take your time . While we 're waiting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , we hear the Stones met like this . Very busy here . Batten down the hatches , baby . - Mama 's coming to town . - What did you do ? Nothing you would n't do . You did n't drive through three states in a convertible wearing nothing but the words " free speech " painted on your butt ? - No . - Like the Dixie Chicks ' " Entertainment Weekly " cover ? - I got the reference . - ' Cause I would totally do that . - I have no doubt . - And no one would care . I think a couple of kids at a stoplight might have a bit of interest . And a new screensaver . - Are you coming to visit ? - I am . - When ? - In a couple days . - Can you handle it ? - It 's not me , it 's the liquor stores I 'm worried about . - What 's the occasion ? - I just miss my girl . - And ? - And I have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cause I 'm not good at keeping that stuff quiet . - I 'll be there soon . - I 've got putin on speed dial . - I ca n't wait to see you . - As soon as I learn to speak Russian , - things are gon na get rough . - Muah . Muah . - Talia 's coming . - Really ? Yeah , I have n't seen her in a while . So great . - It is ? - Oh , I should clean up my place . Set up the couch . Buy some snack-y stuff . Finish teaching class . Finish teaching . Crap . Eventually I 'm going to claim the moral high ground in this relationship . Yeah yeah . All right , fifth position . ( @piano_playing ) Arms one , and two . ( @theme_music_playing ) Bunheads 1x16 - There 's Nothing Worse Than a Pantsuit Original air date February 11 , 2013 Why ca n't we order fries ? It 's a special menu for the fundraiser . There 's nothing on here . There 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , and calamari shooters . But I want fries . You can have fries . Fish and chips . - Chips are fries . - What happened to the real menu ? - It 's a special menu tonight . - Why ? Because it 's a special event . It 's just a shorter menu . Same crap , but less of it . - Yes . Special . - Your drinks , my ladies . - What are you doing ? - Getting drinks . From the bar . You order drinks from me . - I could n't find you . - How hard did you try ? You mean , did I send out a search party ? No . - You got me . - You buy the sodas from the bartenders , they get the tips . They do n't need the tips . They need baths . And syphilis medication . I need this . I 'm going to Harvard . Not on this lame special menu , you 're not . What special menu ? It 's a stupid special menu . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Do n't you order fries from the bartender . I mean it ! Do n't you do it ! Man . You writing the great American novel there ? " It was the best of times , it was the worst of times . " Sorry , that 's taken . Really ? Oh shoot . I 'll just have to start again . ( Cheering ) ( @both_chuckling ) Rico : All right , all right . Do n't get nuts . We 'd like to welcome you guys - to the first ... - Second . Second annual fundraiser for the Surfers United Retirement Fund . ( Cheering ) Enjoy the movie . Whoo ! Do n't say I never did nothing for you . What is this ? ( Gasps ) Oh my God . You are my hero . Right here . Where 'd you get those ? I do n't know . They just appeared . We thought they came from you . Hey . You really ca n't see that I 'm busy ? Did you go next door and buy those burgers - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You ca n't do that . I 'm your waiter ! - You would n't bring them . - I 'm not supposed to . It 's a theme night , damn it . Why ca n't anyone understand that ? Dude , if I tip you to go away , will you ? A good tip , post tax . You have got to get some sort of life . I know . Again , from the top . ( Chuckles ) ( Indistinctmoviechatter ) - Surfing 's boring . - I know . Hey , you hear they 're doing " Bells Are Ringing " - for Spring Musical this year ? - No . Well they are . I 'm thinking of trying out . Give me something to do other than watch myself age into my mother . Wow , thanks for completely ignoring me . We 're not ignoring you , Ginny . You said you were gon na try out for " Bells Are Ringing . " And no response ? - Nope . - Thanks a lot . Because every year you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ never do . - You chicken out every time . That 's not true . Maria in " West Side Story . " Who 's gon na believe me as Puertorican ? - " Li'l Abner . " - I got the day mixed up . I was gon na do it . I bought the Daisy Dukes . Yeah , and I wore them for Halloween . Whatever . ( Sashachuckling ) ( Chuckles ) ( Laughs ) So this is how it 's gon na be at prom . What ? Boo 's gon na be with Carl . Sasha 's gon na be with that guy . And you and me are gon na be by the punch bowl watching handsies and thumbsies make out all night . - Sounds great . - What ? Prom is awful . We wo n't have to buy a dress , or pay to have our hair done or rent a limo . We can go in jeans , and we can eat ' cause we wo n't care if we look like pigs or if anyone 's gon na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we 're gon na have to give it up for a lobster dinner . We can just chill or not even go . That 's even better . - That sounds awful . - Why ? Because I kind of want to consider giving it up for a lobster dinner . Well , at least we have each other . That 's something , right ? Your pics . - What ? - Your skating pic . You need an official photo , so I took some of you at the last practice . Wow , some of these are actually great . We spent a summer on Annie Leibovitz 's yacht . Got some tips and some really expensive parting gifts . ( Scoffs ) I 'll be right back . ( Girlchatters ) So , if you give me your number , I 'll get you some fries . All right . Oh , geez ! Milly , what the hell ? We have a major problem . How did you get in here ? Taftpokirip is convening a meeting to discuss the amphitheater . We have an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It was set . The alarm was set . I should have known something was up . It 's my job to know when something 's up . How did you disable the alarm ? Michelle , please . I own property . That explains nothing . We have to nip this in the bud . These local yahoos are always causing problems . They never want anything to change ever . Electricity freaked people out at one point . And water . Let 's live together in filthy quarters and not bathe . The apes are still shaking their heads over that one . What could their problem be ? We did everything right . We filled out all the paperwork . I did n't even sign in pink ink ' cause Fanny told me not to . If there 's not a real problem , they 'll invent one . That 's what people do instead of reading a newspaper . Well , crap . This is terrible . They made it seem like it was nothing . Just another standard meeting . Who did ? Sal @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Yeah . - When ? - Yesterday . - Yesterday ? Uh , yeah , they came in and they ... And what ? They came in and what ? They told me about the meeting ? You knew about this ? - Sort of . - You knew about this and you did n't call me ? I was with the tutus . Always . Always call me . The minute anything happens that ca n't be answered by reading a Judy Blume novel , call me . This is how they got The Edge , you know . The Edge ? U2 The Edge ? All the man wanted to do was build some eco-friendly houses in Malibu . And the next thing you know , they scheduled a meeting . - Geez . - I told him , " Edge , get back there and stop that meeting . " I do n't care what crazy crap " Julie Taymor 's doing . " Did n't listen . You know The Edge ? Like personally ? We carpooled for a while . Never count on a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on time . Hey , how about we do something to butter them up ? Like stage a ballet for a town festival or something ? The Edge tried that too . Appeasement . He offered to put in a park . A dog run . He even offered to play " The Joshua Tree " in its entirety at one of the kids ' birthday parties . And do you know what that got him ? - Nothing ? - Man 's still sitting there with his thumb up his backside . And I 'm assuming he need that thumb to play , so ... We need to move quick , intervene , throw them off their game . - Great . How ? - We need to schedule a meeting . But we already have a scheduled meeting . No , we need to schedule a meeting before their meeting . So like a pre-meeting meeting . A preemptive meeting . Home turf advantage is not just for football anymore . - What ? - Class is supposed to start at 10:00 . Hey , you do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ class starts . Class actually does start at 10:00 . But 10:30 would work great too . ( @mouths_word ) I 'm sorry . I 'll be nicer to you tonight . I promise . Roman ? Who were you just talking to ? My plant . Martha Stewart says you should talk to your plants . - She 's weird . - She 's Martha . So what are you doing here ? Well , I am here to drive you to school . What ? Drive you to school . - Why ? - Because . I have a car . I know . But I 'm here now and we 're heading to the same place , so why not ? Well , ' cause I have a car . And it works , so ... Sasha , I 've decided it 's time to take this thing public . You , me , us . Like we 're Facebook ? Like what couples do . Normal couples . They hang out together . They drive places together . People know they 're together . - Okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . First , you 're gon na close your door and walk with me down the hall . Want to say good-bye to your plant ? ( Sighs ) See you , Ralph . And we 're gon na go to school and walk up the steps together . - Do you understand ? - Vaguely . Accept it . Accept it . You 're a freak . We 'll work on terms of affection later . ( @bell_rings ) ( Sighs ) Hey , how was class ? Big fun with calculus . What 's up ? Well , I figured since driving to school and walking up the steps went so well , that we should take it a step further . What 's a step further ? - Lunch . - What ? These really are not super foreign concepts . I eat with my friends . So we 'll eat as a group . I like your friends . I think . If they 're as nice as Ralph . You 're North quad . We 're South quad . I 'll get a passport @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'd expect it . Breathe . - Breathe . - So Mel , you 're telling your mom you 're staying the night at Boo 's . Go there early , call her from the landline , - and you 're covered . - Got it . And Boo , you 're telling your parents you 're staying at my place . Come over , call your mom from the landline , and you 're covered . So Melanie and I are n't staying at the same place ? Yes , Boo , you 're both staying at Sasha's . - Where are you staying ? - At Sasha 's . I 'm confused . We 're all staying at Sasha 's , Boo , but these are just the stories we 're telling the parents and we have to get them straight . Go over it again ? Roman 's gon na have lunch with us . Deal . Hi , everyone . - Hey . Hello . - Hey . - Hi . - Awkward . Here okay ? Melanie : I guess . Ginny : Roman , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just a minute , please ? Okay . Guess I 'm stepping away . Stay close . - What are you doing ? - This was his idea . It 's some sort of mating ritual . Is he your boyfriend now ? I guess . So it 's " official " official ? There 's been no formal announcement in the press , but yes , it 's official . So we can tell people . Yes , tell people . Geez . You just play everything so mysterious . Especially when it comes to boys . - I do not . - The last time I asked you about a boy it was in the third grade , and it was about Jimmy Kuwolski . The ski man . You punched me . I got a bruise . Did n't like talking about the ski man . You guys knew Roman was around . You 've seen me texting him . Mysteriously . You 've never even said his name . Well , I 'm saying it now . - Roman . - And what do we do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's only ever been us girls . - We have rules . - We do n't have rules . We have customs . And customs change . I never let Josh eat with us , and Josh and I were together eight years . He worked in the cafeteria , so he could n't . I miss those free brownies . Climb aboard the train , girls . Come on . It 's leaving the station . Fine . I do n't know what to talk to him about though . We can talk about basketball . - Right ? - Already asleep . Even he does n't talk about basketball . Okay , but we ca n't talk about what we talked about yesterday . Yeah , that would be embarrassing . Okay , so we ca n't talk about what we talked about yesterday or basketball , but we can find other things to talk about . Bring him over . ( Whistles ) ( @clears_throat ) So , is Wilt Chamberlain still alive ? These are the theater 's potential tax benefits for the entire town ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I came up with . You figured in flower shops , restaurants , - parking lots ? - Souvenir vendors , gas stations , Mini-Marts . - Pot dealers ? - What ? There are people who are going to want to spark up before the ballet . Put it in . I 'm definitely not putting that in . Then close your eyes and I 'll put it in for you . You know pot 's only legal with a doctor 's prescription , right ? So , have a panic attack . Fake a migraine . I wo n't need to fake one in a minute . You wear glasses , use that . Michelle : Leave Eric alone , Milly ! Just focus on your own thing . Jayden . Are you in yet ? I 'm into Sam 's . Dopey chick 's password was her cat 's name . Super easy hack . Michelle : Did he say hack ? Are you guys hacking ? This Sal guy 's desktop has got some sort of advanced firewall . I got ta go through the local @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ There should be no hacking going on . Rebekah Brooks . Rebekah Brooks . It 's just information gathering , Michelle . I have a stack of files on every person in this town . Trust me , it comes in handy . Michelle : Do you have a file on me ? I brought the necklaces you asked for . Bold , beaded , something Hillary Clinton would wear - to Bangladesh . - She makes killer bead choices . - Go with black . - There 's so many buttons . And every time I button a button , there 's another button to button . Michelle , just come out here please . ( Sighs ) And I was expecting thunderous applause . - Get that away from me . - Nope , stand still . I could play with the crotch a little . Best offer all day . It 's not the crotch . Guys , I 'm not really a pantsuit kind of gal . How about a dress ? No . It has to be a pantsuit . There is nothing more intimidating @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ color blocking on it . Unless color blocking is code for destroy , it wo n't help . ( @cell_phone_ringing ) That 's Sal . He 's calling from his bathroom . Thanks , Jayden . Hey there , Sal . No , I 'm sorry . I know the change was abrupt , but I 'm out of town next week and this is so important to us , you understand ? I 'll tell you what , I 'll supply some snacks , make it more like a party than a meeting . Yes . And to you and yours , Sal . ( @phone_beeps ) Michelle , how long does it take - to put on a jacket ? ! - It 's on . I 'm just sad . We 're gon na need bigger beads . Truly , show me where you keep your jumbo beads . Jumbo beads ? I love jumbo beads . Talia , save me ! What is going on here ? ( Groans ) - What is this ? - It 's a pantsuit . I know what it is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ around your body . We 're having a preemptive meeting with the town elders about our amphitheater . And apparently , if I wear this , they wo n't get us like they got The Edge . - Because it 's weaponized ? - And there 's beads . - I missed you . - I missed you too . What 's with " The Social Network " over here ? Oh , this is our super team . That 's accounting , that 's our hacker . I do n't know those guys , but they freak me out . And this is our board room . Have a seat . Truly : - Do n't sit . - Sorry , Truly . Truly , hey girl . - Hey , girl . - Love the hair . Oh thanks , it 's just a new thing . - Talk to me . - What ? What do you mean what ? You 're the one who drove all the way down here with this mysterious big news of yours . I need to know . Spill . Okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Did he get down on one knee ? ' Cause that can be fatal at his age . He did not get down on one knee , but he did spell it out with rose petals . Wow ! What did you say after , you know , you stopped throwing up ? - Nothing yet . - What do you think you 're gon na say ? Well , as I was leaving and I 'm kissing my Ricky good-bye and he was all sweet and adorable , I was like , " definite yes . " - Yay . - Then I stopped at Peggy Sue 's on the I-15 and there was this table of incredibly hot guys right next to me , so it was " no . " Oh . Then I stopped at a really cute store in Cambria . Credit card got declined , so it was " yes " again . Then I got a flat tire , this guy pulls over , changes it for me , very cute . Very Jon Hamm . I like Hamm . - So @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ another hour , really thought about it , - and ... - I 'm hearing a drumroll . ( Gasps ) It 's a yes . Big shiny yes . Oh , I 'm so happy for you . Congratulations . Thanks , Trules . So , drinks and then drinks ? You know my rule . One drink per karat . So we 're getting wasted tonight . Not in the pantsuit , you 're not . I swear it does n't have to be like this . - What , your sandwich ? - No , this . Talk . Please talk . About whatever you want . I beg you . But we do n't know basketball . I do n't care about basketball . Ginny : Okay , fine . Let 's talk . You know , I was rewatching " The Notebook " the other day , and I came up with a whole new theory . Anything but " The Notebook . " Well , I watched " The Vow " the other night , and I could n't figure out why ... All @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Carl . What 's wrong ? I thought your lunches were an all girl thing . They were . - Sasha changed it . - I did n't change it . Roman changed it . Hey , I 'm Roman . Carl . I did n't know you could just change the rules . I did n't know you could just change them either . There were never rules . Well , if there are no rules , I 'm sitting here . Do n't mind me . Just keep doing what you 're doing . Good luck with that . What the hell ? Whatever . Just saw these guys here , so I figured " hey . " Impeccable logic . Great . So this is a couples ' table now . - Is that was this is ? - Dez and I are not a couple . Yeah , it 's not like we 've even kissed or anything . You want to kiss ? You know , as long as everyone is hooking up , I might as well go and ask Frankie over @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ over . Hello ? You turn into a puddle whenever you 're around him . I do not . No , you get liquid-y pretty quick . ( Distantindistinctchatter ) ( @bell_rings ) ... Seven , eight . ( @piano_playing ) Okay , okay . A little bit faster , Brad . More Ramones , dude . All right , a little bit faster . Okay . - ( Pianoplaysfaster ) - ( Vocalizingwithbeat ) Okay , everyone . Thank you . Nice work . No no no no ... no need for formalities . Move it . Move it . Clap while you 're walking . Clap while you 're walking . I need my dance bag . There you go . Move it . Mama 's got a pantsuit to get into . Hey stragglers , vamoose . ( Murmurs ) Hey , do you guys want to come see me at Derby tonight ? I can get comps . - Yeah , I 'll go . - Sasha , you in ? Ca n't take the toilets . What about you ? - Me ? - Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I ca n't . Homework . Michelle : All right , 5:00 . The studio 's officially a " no kid " zone . Anything or anyone up there is going out the window if they 're not out in 30 seconds . - Do you want a ride ? - I 'm gon na walk . To each his own . ( @indistinct_chattering ) ( Sighs ) I feel very uncomfortable . You look terrifying . Oh . Well , thanks . So , what do you think they 're talking about over there ? They 're talking about the fact that I promised snacks and they do n't seem to be here . Really ? How can you tell ? Michelle , please . I own property . Okay , we 've let them stew long enough . Let 's get this show on the road . Hello , everyone . I want to thank you all for coming on such short notice . We are so grateful that you were able to juggle your schedules around like this . Obviously we have lots to talk about today @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ snacks . Did I ? My goodness , Sal . Apologies . I have no memory of that . Should I send someone to the store to get us some crudites ? - No . - Okay then . Why do n't we just get going then ? I see you brought easels . Easels mean presentations . So since it seems like you have things you want to present , I cede the floor to you . Oh , I can sit now ? Great . Joe : I ca n't find the permits folder . Do you have the permits folder ? Stephanie : I put it over there . I did n't eat because she said snacks . None of us did . Crudites is not snacks . I ca n't eat anything raw ever . - It 's death . - I hate Kale . Sal : Kale . Kale is terrible . I got the folder . Okay , we 're ready . ( Sighs ) Michelle : Why is he looking at my beads ? They look like meatballs . Sam : Sorry , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have looked through all of your papers and as far as we can see , everything seems to be in order . Oh , good . That 's good , right ? Maybe this is going to be easier than you thought . So , the only thing left to discuss is the environmental impact that this construction will have on our community . What does that mean ? This is a photograph of your land in 1937 . Notice all the trees . Trees that currently are no longer there . Where did they go ? I do n't really know . You should . You 're wearing the pantsuit . Sal : By our estimation , you 're planning on felling at least eight more trees . No , absolutely not . We have no plans to fell any trees . I think . I actually have no idea what felling a tree would be . Cutting it down . Oh , then yeah . We 're gon na fell a bunch of trees . - Ha ! - We have to make room for the stage . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Squirrels live in trees . You take out the trees , you are displacing the squirrels . Where are they going to go ? Well , ca n't they just move to another tree ? - Wow . - Heartless . That 's why we have a Taftpokirip . Sam : Just move to another tree . What if you stored your nuts in a tree and then you went out one day , you came back and poof , that tree was gone ? You 're kidding , right ? You 're a squirrel . What are you going to do ? Sue ? Go to squirrel court ? Say " some lady took my nuts " ? Yeah yeah . I really am having this conversation . What if the tree you cut down was the tree that that squirrel raised his kids in ? Or he was raised in ? Yes , what if it was his childhood tree ? What do you say to him ? - Or her . - It absolutely could be a her . You 're going to send some poor @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tree ? When did she become a single mother squirrel ? When you took down the tree her husband was sleeping in . Well , I guess I would say " Mrs . squirrel , if your husband is just " " laying around the tree all day " " while you 're out slaving away " " to put nuts on the table , " " then you dodged a bullet , my friend . " You 're not taking this seriously , are you ? No , I 'm not . Sorry . All you pantsuit wearers are the same . Not concerned with anyone but yourself . You know , when I heard about The Edge , I thought " this story ca n't be true . " " There must be more to it than that , " but clearly it 's completely true . No one comes into this community and does whatever the hell they want . Yeah , especially not after " Pop . " I paid full price for that turkey . Look , we 're just trying to do something nice @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to this place . What a snob . We do n't need you to enlighten us . We have two community theaters and a Color Me Mine . We 're done . - Thank you . - And we 'd like our cheese . ( Loud , @overlappping_chatter ) Really ? No no no wait . You have n't ... you only have talked about the squirrels and trees and Color Me Mine . ( Arguingcontinues ) Okay , everyone . These pants are supposed to cut me like that . Sorry . Okay . Well , I think we 've ... heard all of your concerns . Seen your presentations . Now ... let me tell you all how this is gon na go down . Oh God . Where is it ? Where are you ? Come on . Come on . - Looking for something ? - Ah ! Oh my God . You spooked me . Do n't spook me . I did n't mean it . Sorry , it 's just you spooked me . What are you doing ? Homework . It 's quiet @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ several adults yelling downstairs . My mom just found out that Faye Mendelson and my dad are trying to conceive . Believe me , it 's much more quiet here . - I 'm sorry . - Par for the course . Well , Ginny , here 's what I 've learned tonight . If you 're gon na have a meeting , have snacks at that meeting . You should be writing this down . Because without snacks , people do n't know what to do with their hands and they get grumpy . Snacks . Ginny , snacks . Snacks . Good . Now , have you seen a jacket that looks like this one but without all the sweat stains ? No . But I 'll help you look . Truly said she 'd leave me a spare somewhere . I 've just been soaking through this all night . I do n't think I 'm cut out for legal issues and pantsuits . I wore my first pantsuit when I was nine . My mom was selling a house using the baby angle . So I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my savior . Dress guards . But honestly , they 'd have to be industrial strength . ' Cause I 'll level with you , I do n't perspire . I freaking sweat . Here . Oh , thank you . This is excessive , even for me . I was in a donkey costume for an experimental production of " Don Quixote " and I did n't sweat this much . Hey , you 've auditioned for lots of stuff before , right ? Hit me when I 'm down . That 's not nice . They 're holding auditions for " Bells Are Ringing " at school on Friday . Oh , I know that show . I like that show . I going to audition for the touring company once , but the night before , I threw up on the choreographer . - Oh , you got sick ? - No , I ... Yeah . So I missed the audition . And if you think this is a lot of sweat , you should see me after I throw up on a choreographer . Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ prepare for the audition for " Bells Are Ringing " at school ? Yeah , sure . Absolutely . Really ? Tomorrow afternoon ? Sure . Yeah , sure . Sal : Millicent ! Where the hell did you get those pictures ? ! Oh God , I better get back down there . Talia , stop stealing the silver . God , that is the best shower I have ever been in . - Do n't say it . - What , that you 've been in a lot of showers ? - I would n't dream of it . - Thank you . Think Fanny will mind that we 're staying in her house ? - No . - Think she 'll mind I used all her lotion ? - No . - Think she 'll ever know that we stayed in her house and I used all her lotion ? No . Wow . Champagne and pizza . Are we dating bowling champs again ? Nope . We 're celebrating . - Yes . Celebrating what ? - Whoo ! We got the community board to sign @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to go . - Well , congratulations . My first pantsuit victory . And I have to say , at first , I was all against the whole concept , but now I get it . It 's binding . So it keeps all your powers in . Plus , there 's no potential " Basic Instinct " moment . So suddenly you 're not thinking about how you 're sitting and you 'd be surprised how much brain space that frees up . Plus , the pockets . Dance clothes never have any pockets , but this suit has pockets everywhere . And ... You can do that . I have always wanted to do that . - To Hillary Clinton . - Hear hear . Drink up . I want to take my new pantsuit out for a spin . See if guys can pick up on my new polyester super powers . ( @cell_phone_rings ) ( @phone_beeps ) Vegas . Hello ? This is Talia . - Who ? - Is it Rick ? Is he dead ? What ? No . Why would you say that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dead " look on your face . Shh . Yeah , no . Of course I do . How have you been ? Wow . That 's pretty good . Uh-huh . You 're kidding . You 're kidding ! You 're kidding . - I do n't think they 're kidding . - Well , I do n't know . I 'm not really ... um , okay . Sure . I will talk to you later . - Whoa . - What ? Do you remember Andy Donnelly ? - The one who only wears bike shorts ? - No . - The one who punched Don Rickles ? - No . He was at Crazy Horse Paris when I worked there , remember ? - A bunch of years ago ? - The choreographer . - Sort of . - Sort of ? - He parked cars . - How is that sort of a choreographer ? - The parking lot was very tricky . - Right . Anyhow , we had like a two week thing , and I have n't talked to him for eight @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of " Rock Of Ages . " - Are you serious ? Yeah , and he has a part to fill ASAP , - and thought of me . - After eight years he thought of you . - Just like that ? - I guess so . You sleep with a guy for two weeks and eight years later , he just thinks of you for a part . - What are you implying ? - That you are really good in bed . - Well , duh . - Wow . A part . " Rock Of Ages . " - New York ? - Touring for now , but they pull a lot of their Broadway replacements from the touring company , so it 's not out of the question . New York ! Geez , that 's great . Yeah , he 's gon na call later with details . - So ? - So ... So why are n't you excited ? I am . I just do n't know if I can do it . Sure you can . Have you seen " Rock @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ could do " Rock Of Ages . " - I just got engaged . - So ? So I 'm just supposed to up and take off ? I could be gone for like a year . He could go with you . Most hotels have wheelchair ramps now . Rick does not want to follow me around on tour , and New York is out . Ricky hates New York . So you 're just gon na turn it down ? I do n't know . It 's just so out of the blue . It 's crazy ! I 've been sitting in Vegas on my ass for five years , and nothing . The minute I get engaged . I guess when it rains , it pours . I guess so . So what are you gon na do ? I do n't know . It 's nice to be thought of though . It is . It definitely is . Well , I guess this is to you then . We both have something to celebrate tonight . Yeah . - Where are you going ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na take this pantsuit off . Pizza , sauce , you know . ( Doorjiggling ) ( Chuckles ) Hi . Hi . - Was the door locked ? - No . - Was it stuck ? - No . ( Sighs ) Well , it 's a stupid knob anyhow . You been waiting long ? Nope . Hour , hour and a half tops . Sorry about that . Was out late celebrating with a friend . The day kind of got away from me . She had a good night eight years ago , and look at her now , right ? I got a pantsuit rash . - Yikes . - Yeah . Okay , so what are we doing here ? Well , it 's called " A Perfect Relationship " from " Bells Are Ringing . " I have to sing and there 's a little routine . And I set up a switchboard because she works at ... Okay , right . So , should I just jump in ? Both feet . What you got there ? - I 've got the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No more cassette tapes , huh ? - That 's old lady crap now ? - What ? Uh , yeah . Go ahead . I had to use cassette tapes . - What ? - Babbling . Moving on . Never turn up your nose at a valet parker . - Okay . - It 's a good tip . - I 'm sure . - They have long memories , those guys . Right . So , should I ... What ? Yes , right . Entertain me . ( @piano_playing ) ? It 's crazy ? ? ridiculous ? ? it does n't make sense ? ? that 's true ? ? but what can I do ? ? I 'm in love ? ? with a man ? ? Plaza-oh-double-four- double-three ? ? it 's a perfect relationship ? ? I ca n't see him , he ca n't see me ? ? I 'm in love with a voice ? ? **33;3469;TOOLONG ? - How do you stop this ? - Oh , push the ... Oh yeah . I got it . ( @music_stops @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in love with a man ? ? **33;3504;TOOLONG ? Sing out , Louise . ( Louder ) ? It 's a perfect relationship ? ? I talk to him and he just talks to me ? And thanks for the nap . ( @music_stops ) Sorry . - You done warming up ? - I ... I can come back when you 're ready . - I 'm not very good at this . - Way to sell . - Sorry . - When you show up for an audition , audition , okay ? You ca n't count on some guy you had a brief hot fling with 10 years ago remembering you and calling you out of the blue for a part , right ? - Right . - That 's a freak event . Never happens . Never . To most of us . Okay ? ( Exhales ) All right , bring it , meat . ( @piano_playing ) ? I 'm in love ? ? with a man ? ? **33;3539;TOOLONG ? Look at the audience . ? It 's a perfect relationship ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me ? All right , not that much . It 's creepy . ? I 'm in love with a voice ? ? **33;3574;TOOLONG ? Think about what you 're singing . ? It 's a perfect relationship ? ? I talk to him , and he just talks to me ? Act it . Do n't sing it . ? And yet I ca n't help wondering ? ? what does he look like ? ? I wish I knew ? No ! ? What ? ? does he look like ? ? is he six foot seven or three foot two ? No ! ? Has he eyes of brown ? ? or baby blue ? Both : ? Big and mighty or underfed ? ? trim black mustache or beard of red ? ? can he dance like Fred Astaire ? ? is he dark or is he fair ? ? pompadour or not a hair ? ? but I do n't care ? ? but he 's still ? ? just a voice ? ? **33;3609;TOOLONG ? ? what a perfect relationship ? ? I ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? he calls me " mum " ? ? he thinks I 'm 63 ? ? and I 'll never meet him ? ? and he 'll never meet me ? ? no , he 'll never ? ? meet me . ? Wow . That was so good . Yeah , really ? I thought I was a little off at the end . No , it was perfect . Okay , good good . It was good . I did good . Thanks . Um , Michelle ? Yeah ? Oh , crap . Right . From the top . ( @piano_playing ) ( Whispers ) ? I 'm in love with a man ? ? **33;3644;TOOLONG . ? ( Sighs ) Oh . - Hi . - Hey . Hey . You going in ? Yeah . I am going in . That 's where I was headed . In . There are things known , and things unknown . And in between are the doors . What does that mean ? Go in . Right . Well well well , there she is , ladies and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thank you very much . I ca n't believe you actually did it . You actually auditioned for a school play . Why did n't you tell us ? I did tell you and you mocked me . - We did . - We have been silenced and chastened . We heard you were great . You did ? From who ? And did they say great or really great ? Ally was working on sets and she said everyone was talking about you . Were they ? How dear . - What ? - She 's being obnoxious and pretentious . Well , us in the biz have to have a healthy ego . - That 's how we survive . - How 'd you finally get the nerve ? I asked Michelle to coach me . - You 're kidding . - She was mean and called me names , and then she showed me how good she is and how bad I was , and then she threw her water on me . Though I 'm not sure that was totally on purpose . - Sounds awesome @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get up and sing in front of her , Mrs . Merkowski , the half-deaf music teacher was n't going to be a problem . And she was n't , and I rocked . - We bow to you . - As well you should . - So , when do you hear ? - Callbacks are Tuesday . It 's between me , Sari Enfield , and Tyrone Fredricks . Melanie : Oh , Ty 's good . Yeah , but he played the lead in " The Prime Of Miss Jean Brody " last year , so they 've got to go with fresh blood this time . Get it , do n't get it , it does n't matter . All that matters is that I am now officially fabulous . ( FrankieandCozettechatter ) Okay . Excuse me a sec . Hey there , sailor . Doing a little sketch , are you ? Working on a mural for the studio . A mural . So Diego Rivera . Fanny told me if I was gon na sit here every day , I had to do something @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I 'd vote for both . Hey , Frankie , you know what I was thinking today after my audition ? I was thinking , you and me , we should hang . - Huh ? - You know , hang . Do some hanging . Of your pictures . Which I ... I bet need to be hung . Um ... I 'm not warmed up . - What the hell ? - Shut up . Wow . That was awkward . Like white shorts in a rainstorm awkward . But here is the bright spot . Frankie actually loves awkward . He thrives on it . It 's comfortable that he has a problem with . So you 've just made some serious headway . - Why are you talking to me ? - Oh , I was just ... I did n't ask your opinion . I did n't ask you to come over here and I do n't know what gave you the impression that I did . - I was just trying ... - Do n't . Do n't try anything . Go take @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ attitude , and find another person to bother . Hey , Heidi ? It does n't really matter to me whether we 're friends or not , but just to clarify , my family is tight . Zappa tight . So if you want a chance with the brother , you 're gon na have to be cool with me . Sorry . I just think if I go he wo n't wait . Long-distance relationships can be hard . I had a boyfriend who was in the Peace Corps . We were together for two weeks before he left , and then he was gone for a year . You 're kidding . And I was completely faithful . How ? It was very difficult . I watched a lot of " Little House On The Prairie " reruns , if you know what I mean . Oh , sure . And when he came back , he had a beard and dirty fingernails . And he drank this tea that smelled like cigarettes and I just found him completely disgusting . Plus , he had married one of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I made high tea with scones and clotted cream . I want one . - Here . - What are you doing ? I do n't know , but it 's not going to include a pantsuit .

@@5236241 My father was an innocent man , destroyed by powerful people . The Graysons are behind this . They 're gon na pay . I 've dedicated my life to avenging his death . Eventually , someone 's gon na find you out . And I wo n't stop until they 've all paid the price . I pronounce you man and wife . I suspect you 're about as pregnant as I am . This photo proves that you 've been targeting my family and my son for years . Good-bye , Victoria . Two minutes and then fire . I heard everything . You set me up . - Why did you tell me I was gon na be a father ? ! - I 'm sorry . Oh , my God . Where 's Emily ? She should 've beat me to the beach ten minutes ago . Emily Thorne is still missing at sea . Former governor Grayson and his immediate family are being questioned by authorities at the Hamptons Coast Guard facility . Now few details are known at this point , but what has been confirmed is socialite Emily Thorne has disappeared during @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Grayson family spokesperson says all parties are cooperating fully with authorities . And so far , there is no word yet on suspects or a motive . Oh , my God . Nolan , what happened ? I ... I do n't know . I just found out . Oh , God . Nolan , I 'm so sorry . What can I do to help ? I do n't know . Uh , I 'm gon na go find Victoria . I 'll call if I get any ... any information . Uh , keep in touch ? - Yeah , I will . - Okay . All right . Here 's to you , Ems , and well-laid plans . No ! Ugh ! I had Emily 's signal for a moment . Now it 's gone . I thought you said you could track her anywhere on the planet ? The transmitter may have been broken in the fall . I have to go find her . Hold on . The currents could have taken her anywhere . Do you understand that ? You saw her dress @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to treat her wounds , so she 'll go to the channel marker , because we left an emergency case there . I do n't understand how this could 've happened . Emily plans for every last detail . I thought we 'd prepared for all the variables , but it turns out we were lying to ourselves in order to meet that damn deadline of hers . It 's all my fault . No . It 's mine . What are you talking about ? I gave her that deadline . I told her that if she did n't finish this , I would expose who she really was . What ? I just wanted her to stop . It 's her . She 's got it working again . Go to Ross , tell him what happened . You wait for me there . I may need both of you . Go ! I was governor of this state , so do n't tell me what ca n't be done . I want more choppers in the air , and I want them now . Okay . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ using all the resources at my disposal . You know , I do n't get it . Someone close to us shot Emily . I know exactly where you were , and Daniel . But Mom ? Just let the police do their jobs . All right , sweetheart ? I hate to ask , Mr . Grayson , but I need to establish your whereabouts at the time of the shooting . He was with his family . We were watching a wedding video in the main cabin . I ... I 'd be much obliged if you could offer this young man a moment alone . We 're gon na find her , son . My photographer and I were covering the honeymoon for Voulez . We were in the main room with the family when the captain sounded the alarm . And who was with you at that time ? I do n't know . There was so much confusion . Uh , but perhaps these might help . They 're photos of the event . Hundreds of them . Am I free to go now ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't speak of this investigation with anyone . No , no . Of course . And why were n't you listed on the official manifest , Ms . Davis ? I was a late addition . Conrad . Can you tell this overblown hall monitor that I was sitting with you when Emily was shot ? I can confirm her statement . But thanks for your diligence , Officer . I had hoped that lying to the authorities was not gon na be a component of this relationship . Do you mind sharing where you actually were ? I did n't do this , Conrad . Honestly . I was waiting for you in our cabin . But since no one can confirm that , I did n't want to risk telling that to the police . We finally have a second chance at a life together . I do n't want anything getting in the way of that . Neither do I . We found shell casings on the deck , Mrs . Grayson . That means somebody onboard shot your daughter-in-law . And yet , I ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you were when all this happened . I do n't appreciate your tone , Detective . Well , I 'm sorry , Mrs . Grayson . But when a witness refuses to cooperate , my antenna goes up . I am not the shooter . - Let 's leave it at that and move on . - All right . Let 's discuss the public feuds you 've had with the victim . Not without my lawyer . We need to get you to a hospital . Do n't take me back . Let 's just go . Like we wanted to . If I do n't get you help , you 're going to die . Do you understand ? I just want ... I wan na be with you . Okay . Okay . Emily . Em . Emily , you stay with me . Emily ? Hmm ? Oh , God . Mayday ! Mayday ! Mayday ! Everything fell apart . Aiden said that Victoria even knew about the fake pregnancy . So Victoria shot her ? She could n't have . He drugged her and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this ? We 're gon na find out . Emily 's alive . She 's at Suffolk Memorial . I found her on a boat . She was in shock . So I did n't have much time , but I made sure that the captain discovered her . You did n't bring her in ? I could n't take the risk . Our connection would 've been revealed , and Emily would 've been exposed . You ca n't toy with her life like that . Your plan is over . Let it go ! Who the hell are you to lecture me ? ! You were the one who drove her to this . So why do n't we focus on how we can help her ? Because if she survives , she is still in danger , maybe now so more than ever . He 's right . Once the Graysons find out she 's alive , they 'll ... They 'll panic . They 'll spin some cover story to protect themselves . Or they 'll finish the job . Not on my watch . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na get past the Graysons ? They 'll turn that hospital into a fortress . Then it 's a good thing that I paid for half of it . You wan na help Emily ? Go talk to that girlfriend of yours . She was there . Find out what happened . Mom ? I 've been trying to get to you for over an hour . - What the hell is going on here ? - Oh , my God . I 've become an official person of interest . And judging by the look on my attorney 's face , I have every reason to be concerned . Is there ... something you wan na tell me ? If there is , you know , I can handle it . No , I did n't do it , Patrick . But after learning the truth about Emily , oh , I wanted to . What truth ? She has been targeting my family for years . She even faked her pregnancy to trap Daniel into marriage . I confronted her . She admitted it . But you should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she were taunting me . Why would she come after you like that ? I have no idea . It 's like an obsession . I should n't have left you last night . Do not punish yourself . You 're the only person I can truly trust . And I need you now more than ever . Well , then come here . Sit down , please . We 're gon na prove that you 're innocent . I do n't know how . I 'm in terrible trouble . I was with Emily just before she was shot . And then what happened ? I do n't know . I , uh ... I ... blacked out . And then I woke up in the stateroom . I have no idea how I got there . You got ta tell the police that . A story that sounds like delusional ravings of a woman who 's trying to prove she 's innocent ? No , Patrick . My only hope is that this never surfaces . Daniel , I need you to focus . Sorry . We were @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her problems with Emily ? What has that got to do with anything ? Well , I think it 's safe to say they do n't ... get along . My mother did n't shoot her . Lydia Davis claims Victoria was upset with Emily right before the attack . Something about a photograph ? Lydia Davis is one step above a call girl . Her word means nothing . Well , if I only took the word of respectable people , I 'd never solve a case . Detective , you have a second ? Thanks . They found your wife . - Is she , uh ... - Yes . She 's alive . Emily 's a very lucky woman . She suffered massive blood loss from the gunshots to the abdomen , and she sustained a cranial injury from the impact of the water . There 's been some bleeding on the parietal lobe , which we 'll monitor , but she 'll pull through . What about the baby ? I think it would be best if I talk with Mr . Grayson alone . Come @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ afraid the police have insisted that you not be allowed access to the patient . Daniel , we 'll be at the house if you need us . Daniel , I 'm afraid I have troubling news . Blood tests show your wife was ... never pregnant . Um ... I 'd like to keep this private . Okay ? Mr . Ross , you may as well turn around right now . This is a family matter . Emily is my family , and I 'm gon na make damn sure that yours does n't harm her . How dare you speak to me that way , after what you 've been up to . What has Daniel ever done to you ? Do you get off causing innocent people pain ? I will let you know if I meet anyone innocent . So in the meantime , I 'm gon na go see Emily . You have no legal right . Without a family representative , you may not go beyond those doors , no matter how many wings you 've named after yourself . Well , let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that . Look , Nolan , it 's best if you just go . I thought that we said that we were n't gon na let the women in our lives get in the way of what we have ? So just help me . Please . You did n't go to the city last night . You were with him . I told you these people could n't be trusted . How could you ? ! Oh , how could you ? Mom . Get out of here . Go . Where ... Where am I ? You 're in the hospital . Why ? What happened ? You do n't know ? What do you remember ? Nothing . I do n't remember ... anything . Mm . Please , tell me ... Who am I ? - I should 've come with you . - Yeah , believe me , there was no getting past either of them . I had no choice but to pull the ejector seat . Now we have no way in . Do really think that I did n't have a backup @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I left a smart-phone behind to create a makeshift hot spot . Now I have access to the patient files . Well done . Where 's Emily 's ? She 's stabilized , but those bullets really did some internal damage . Oh , no . " Transient global amnesia " ? Aiden , that 's major cerebral trauma . She 's surrounded by the enemy . She 's faking her condition to buy herself time . Yeah , it does sound like my Ems . She just gave us the opportunity to move her out of there . To where ? I know a safe house where she can get medical attention away from the Graysons . Now can you access the other hospital computer systems ? You give me enough time , and I will make the toilets flush in morse code . - Margaux . - Hey . Oh , am I glad to see you . I got your messages . You okay ? Uh , yeah . I 'm fine . I am so sorry about Emily . What happened out there ? I wish @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the main room . And all the Graysons claim to have been there , too . Someone 's lying . Are these ... Are these copies of the pictures you gave to the police ? No , I hid these from them . They 're the ones taken at the time Emily was shot . After what you told me about Conrad , I could n't risk it . It 's a good move . Well , if Conrad is guilty , he 's done an excellent job of hiding it . Look . He 's in photo after photo at the time of the shooting . This means he had someone else pull the trigger . Or maybe he did n't do it . The press think it 's Victoria . She truly hates Emily . And she 's not in any of those photographs . She 's not the only one missing from these pictures . You 've spent more time out in this hall than in there with her . Well , she needs her rest . Even if she were awake , I do n't know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Daniel . None of this is your fault . I checked on Sara . - Wh -- - She 's okay . And do n't worry . Emily will get better . She will pull through . I know the police talked to you about Mom . They asked me , too . Well , she ... She 's innocent , Charlotte . I do n't think she is . No one does . I never knew how uncomfortable this chair was . When I showed you that picture , Victoria , I simply wanted you to know the truth about Emily . I never expected for you to shoot her . You 're out of your depth , Lydia . You always have been . Cross me again , and watch what happens to you . Ooh . Your confidence is woefully misplaced , Victoria . You lack an alibi to substantiate your claims . And hiding from your lawyer instead of offering anything plausible reeks of guilt . Hmm . I 'm really enjoy remodeling Grayson Manor . I always thought this room could use a splash @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Get out of my house ! Well ... You 're certainly behaving like someone incapable of murder . But I do look forward to your performance on the stand , my dear . I 've always enjoyed a good farce . Ross , I 'm here . I 'm going in . I just finished looping the security cameras . You can now move through the hospital undetected . There 's one more thing I need you to bring with you to the safe house . Engagement ring , perhaps ? Yeah , few steps ahead of you , Mathis . Figured you wan na put that little trinket back on her finger . I 'll stand by until you are in position on Emily 's floor . We need to talk . Actually , I do n't think we do . See , I needed your help today . But instead , you decided to check back into the Bates Motel . And you know what , Patrick ? Frankly , I 'm not into mama 's boys . Well , let 's continue to talk about you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it just to get what you wanted . You 're no different than Emily . So now you 're going to attack a woman that is fighting for her life in a hospital bed ? - That 's classy . - Oh , please ! Let 's stop , all right ? She 's not as innocent as you make her out to be , Nolan ! And quite frankly , neither are you . You know what , man ? I should 've bailed the minute I found out you bribed my ex-wife to get dirt on me . Well , do n't let me stop you now . All right , Mathis . Let 's do this . I 'm in . Shh . Shh . There 's an ambulance waiting for us downstairs . I 've arranged for medical attention to meet us at the safe house . Please do n't hurt me . Who are you ? Emily ? Emily ? Em , what are you doing ? Help me ! Somebody ! There was a man . He wanted to take me out of here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's okay . It was just a nightmare . - No . - You 're all right . You 're okay . What 's ... What 's wrong ? We tried to get Emily out . It , uh ... It did n't go well . She did n't recognize me . All I saw in her eyes was fear . It 's bad . There 's ... brain swelling . It 's neurological damage , but ... I did some research , and her diagnosis is as psychological as it is physiological . So what are you saying ? That it 's not just from her injuries ? Her mind shut down . It 's a defense to deal with the trauma . Emily needs someone to just make an emotional connection with her , so she feels safe to be , well , Ems again . Ross , I was ... I was with her . That does n't work . Yeah , well , you went in guns hot . Emily was n't exactly primed to find her happy place . Getting past the Graysons wo n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go talk to Charlotte . No . I did this to her . I pushed Emily , and now she 's ... She 's like this . Seeing me may only make things worse . This is evidence that Margaux found . I thought you should have a copy . Take care of her . Just let him go . What is the matter with you two ? ! Emily needs us ! Look , for all we know , someone is biding their time , waiting to finish the job ! - You 're right . - What is our next move ? There 's some things I need to do alone . Mom . Daniel . Oh , I 'm so grateful you 're here . You understand that these accusations against me are untrue ? They say you 're gon na be arrested . Well , I 'll endure . But I promise you , nothing is as it seems . I know . I know everything . You 've been right about Emily from the start . I did it . I shot her . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ call about Sara . She tried to kill herself . I could n't breathe . I went outside . That 's when I heard you both . I did n't go up there to hurt her . I was just so angry . Daniel , where did the gun come from ? I do n't remember . I was drunk . The gun was there . I picked it up , and ... And it ... Now they 're blaming you . And I know we 've had our problems , but I am not gon na let you go down for my crime . Daniel , you have to understand that Emily set you up . For all we know , she put the gun there . She is a monster . I will not allow you to sacrifice yourself - for her cruelty . - No , Mom . - Daniel , please . - No . No . My life is n't your problem to fix . Now I 'm getting a lawyer . And tomorrow , I 'm turning myself in , and this will all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to see you . Coming here in the middle of this media firestorm may not be the smartest thing to do , but ... I need an ally . And I could n't help but notice that you 've yet to take a public stance on my guilt . I like to know all the details of a story before I tell it . Jack told you what Conrad did to his family ? Yes . - How did you know ? - I did n't . But Jack is a man of principle , and I would think that he would want you to know the truth , given your long-standing history with my family . I was shocked to hear what Conrad is capable of . I think he 's trying to frame me . You want more than an ally , Victoria . You want an objective party to help prove your innocence . And expose Conrad 's guilt . You were there , Margaux , and yet , you do n't seem to buy the police 's theory . Is there something you 're not sharing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was shot . Each guest claims to have been in the main room . Lydia . She 's not here . Which means she lied to the police . You look so beautiful . It was a like a real-live fairy tale . You 've got ta remember something . I do n't . I know you will . You 're my inspiration , Emily . I 've always relied on your strength to get me through tough times . I just wish I knew where you got it from . My father . You remember him ? Yes . That 's good , Emily . What 's his name ? Tell me . David . His name is David Clarke . These were taken in the yacht 's main cabin moments after the shooting . Lydia 's nowhere to be seen , which contradicts her official statement . If you 're trying to frame her , I assure you , your plan is as foolhardy as it is desperate . Oh , I wo n't be framing Lydia . You will . Well , now you can add " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to that ? To protect Daniel . He shot Emily . That 's absurd . Why would he ? Because she is a sick and venomous liar who toyed with his emotions . She broke him , Conrad . And when he finally learned the truth about her , he lashed out . My God . You 're serious . As serious as Daniel 's desire to protect me . He will confess unless we act . And we can not let him throw his life away for that vicious woman . Ah . Which leaves us one course of action . Lydia goes . It 's a terrible feeling , betraying someone you love . I 'm so pleased that you finally get to experience the sensation yourself . Hey . I thought you 'd be getting Carl by now . So did I . But now I 'm not so sure . This thing with Emily has really ... It 's really gotten to me . Yeah . Me , too . I 've been trying to help her , but the weirdest thing just happened . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I asked what his name was , she said , " David Clarke . " Well , she ... I mean , she probably ... Saw you and then got mixed up , you know ? Maybe . She seemed so sure of it . It freaked me out . Charlotte , um , I think it might help if I see Emily . Look , she 's obviously confused . I think I can help her remember that she 's Emily Thorne and not ... someone else . There you are . Well ... I know everything that 's happened has been a nightmare . But I feel safe knowing that we 're handling it together . What 's wrong ? We 've been exposed . I have to revise my statement to the police . They 'll know I was lying . Yeah , well , Lydia , I have no choice . I mean , I 'm facing an obstruction of justice charge . Conrad , we 're talking about my life . Our life . I have n't done anything wrong . I need your help @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for you . Oh , come on . What do you have to be concerned about ? After all , you 're ... You 're innocent , right ? So ... All you have to do is trust me . That 's what you said to David Clarke . Oh , come on . This is an entirely different situation . Do n't you think ? I 'm gon na look after you . So do n't do anything rash . And stay here , so ... I know where to find you . I 'll get that for you . - Thank you . - My pleasure . It 's done . She 's gone . That 's an interesting tattoo . What does it mean ? I 'm not sure . I saw you earlier . What 's your name ? Excuse me . Could you give us some privacy , please ? Sure . Emily , meet Jack . A statewide search is on for Lydia Davis , now the prime suspect in the brutal shooting of Emily Grayson . Police report the socialite was last seen @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you have any idea what you 've cost me ? Daniel , I just allowed myself to believe that life could be something other than gray and cold . And I was forced to sacrifice all of it to protect you . Well , I did n't ask you to . I was handling it myself . You were ? What , by admitting that you shot your wife ? How very noble for you . It 's more than you would 've ever done . Have you lost your damn mind ? I just offered you freedom at my expense , and you meet it with reprobation ? Okay . All right , fine . But if that 's the case , the next time you find yourself in need of salvation , may I suggest that you drop to your knees and you pray ? Because from here on , your only hope will be divine intervention from the heavenly father himself because your earthly father is finished with you ! You do n't think I 've sacrificed ? ! All I have ever done is sacrifice @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who meant anything to me , who never lied to me , who loved me . Sara ? Well , there 's no accounting for taste . You say one more thing about her . I beg of you . Oh , you wan na take this out on me ? You better think again , because I am this close to showing you what I 'm truly capable of . Do it , ' cause I 've got nothing left to lose . What are you doing here , Niko ? Well , when I heard what happened to Emily Thorne , the news did n't mention anything about you . So I came to make sure you 're okay . Well , I had to go radio silent . You knew that . And why are you treating Emily ? That 's too risky for you . I 'm the best doctor you know . I saved your life when you got shot . Did n't I ? Yes . And for that , I owe you a debt . Which I plan on collecting . And I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'd be easier to just stay close to Emily and hope you showed up . Well , you should n't have come . Well , I 'm here , so use me . Fine . You stay close to Emily . - But whatever you do ... - Do n't trust the Graysons . I know . I remember . Do you remember what I told you ? Yes . Nothing 's changed . You 're getting rid of it ? It 's been tarnished , and thus lost its unique appeal . I 'm sorry for letting you down . I ca n't tell you how to live your life , Patrick , or who to live it with . Do what makes you happy . I know what you 're doing . Someone hurts you , and you run . That 's your M.O . , right ? I 'm not gon na let you push me away . No , I told you before , we 're a team . So I 'm staying right here . And together , we 're gon na take down everyone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Nolan . He keeps this , um , box locked up behind the painting that he took from you . Uh , it 's got this design etched on the side of it . Two infinity symbols . They 're linked together . I swear I 've seen it before . Was it something like this ? It was exactly like that . There 's something so familiar about you . Well , we 've known each other for a very long time . Sort of . There 's kind of a big gap there . What happened ? I literally have no idea how to answer that question . I hate this . I feel so helpless . If it 's any consolation , you are the strongest person I have ever known . People keep saying things like that . I do n't feel it . Trust me . You are the toughest , most annoyingly bullheaded person on the planet . Emily , I 'll admit that there have been times I ... Never wanted to see you again . But ... Then you left me this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Amanda . She was wearing it when she died . And you were there . I know you do n't remember this , but we had a big fight about it . We 've ... had a lot of fights this summer , actually . That 's my fault . I ... I 've been holding on to all that pain and ... And anger , and putting it on you . It 's not fair . I 'm so sorry . That 's what I wanted to say on the beach . Come back to us , Emily Thorne . Oh , my God . I 'm so sorry . Do n't be . Daniel . No . It 's Jack . Daniel . Daniel shot me . How did that gun get in your car ? The person who killed Lou . You know who that was ? Previously on " betrayal " ... It 's delicious . You do n't like it . You do n't have to lie just to be nice . Is n't it crazy how women always do that ? I know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , too , dad . Do you remember that night when you called me asking for help to find the magic book ? Lou mrozek was killed that night . Jack was standing next to me when I talked to you . I 'm here to make a confession . I killed Lou mrozek . I hear you have something to say about the mrozek murder . It was me . I killed Lou mrozek . Is that so ? Start at the beginning . Lou was embezzling from karsten allied . It had been going on for a while . It was over $1 million before we figured it out . I confronted him one night . Things got heated . I did n't know he carried a gun . For protection ? Well , he was paranoid , jumpy . It was stupid on my part . I should have anticipated it , but the gun surprised me . He pointed it at my chest . Without even thinking , I lunged , wrestled it from his hands , and shot him . It was n't ... Rational @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Karsten ? Was he with you ? I did n't tell t.J . , but I followed him from the restaurant . Why ? Well , ' cause t.J . Was emotional . Lou was under siege . I wanted to make sure things did n't escalate . But they did ? But not until after t.J . Left . That 's when I approached Lou myself . And that 's when you shot him ? Yes . Like I told you , it was in self-defense . So ... To the best of your recollection , these are the events that took place on the night of September 27 , 2013 ? Yes . I swear , I just wanted to talk to him . Uh-huh . And things got out of hand . Yeah . I guess you could say things got out of hand . - - Captions by vitac - -

@@5236341 Your wife ... nobody 's seen or heard from her in two and a half months . I will find out what you did to her . - How much you want , Javi ? - 300 Grand . I 'm sorry , smurf . ? ? You think I came all this way for 25 Grand ? Huh ? ! For the last Goddamn time , where 's the real money ? ! - I swear ! - How 'd you hurt your leg ? Eh ? No ! - Nicky . - Who took Nicky , J ? - Javi . - Aah ! Tell me where you are . We 'll come get you . Trailhead and ... and ash . - It 's where we buried him . - Who ? Javi 's father . ? ? ? She stares deeply ? ? locked inside me ? ? burnin ' brightly ? ? ? ? ? ? One they know that I can not take ? ? waitin ' for it all to begin ? ? every night now , they 'll win ? ? ? ? Come and meet my black hole ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ black hole ? ? I 've got a big black hole ? ? I 've got a big black , big black hole ? ? got a big black hole inside of me , got a ... ? *ANIMAL KINGDOM* Season 02 Episode 07 Title : " Dig " ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Working on a yacht ? I tell you what , you 're gon na make the world 's worst waiter . Then I 'll bartend . ? ? You kidding me with this ? Smurf again . Yeah . So as soon as we get the schedule , we pick the party with the highest rollers . I 'll do the few events , see what we find . Yeah . Just make sure you do n't get your ass fired on the first day . So what 's up ? Are we gon na need everybody on this ? I 'm on the inside . I 'll kill the engine and the radio . You three with guns to fleece the guests . Someone else to distract the coast guard . ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ looking for me . " 9-1-1 " ? Yeah , she probably forgot the Wi-Fi password . Why is she so pissed at you ? It 's the same old shit . When mama calls , just throw the phone in the fridge . Problem solved . Yo , we keep this job between us till we 're solid . - Yeah , I 'm cool with that . - All right . - Hey , it 's Deran . - Leave a message . Go get your brothers ! I can handle it here . Turn on the perimeter alarm . Watch the cameras . You feel better , baby ? Let me get you some ice packs . How do I find Javi ? Take a deep breath . J , what you 're feeling now is shame . There were four of them . There was nothing you could do . Nothing . ? ? Get in . You okay ? You talk to anyone ? Did you call anyone ? Did you call anyone ? - No , it ... uh , just ... just smurf @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go to the cops , right ? - All right ? - Yeah . Did they hurt you ? Hey . You 're safe now . Okay ? - I gave them your number . - Who ? I-I ... the ... the guy in charge . He ... he had a gun . - It 's okay . - I 'm sorry . It 's all right . J ? Hey . Who were those guys ? Did they hurt you ? No , he just put a ... He had a knife to my neck , but they did n't ... They did n't do anything . I 'm sorry , j . ? ? Okay . It 's okay . You feeling better ? Yeah . You know we 're never gon na let anything happen to you . You know that , do n't you ? Thank you . I need to talk to j for a minute . Why do n't you go take a nice hot shower , and I 'll have Craig bring you some oxys , okay ? - Okay . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ? ? Pope fill you in on what happened ? What 's Javi got on you ? Uh , Luis was this dude ... He was Javi 's father ... And he used to run with Manny and I . We pulled a bank job . It was supposed to be super easy . But we had an unexpected visitor . We had a hero with a concealed 0.45 . Hero fires , hits Lou in the gut . Lou has a shotgun , takes hero 's head off . But Lou 's already bleeding out from the gut wound and , uh , he 's not gon na make it , hospital or no . So Manny just put him out of his misery . And then we drove the body to a construction site that ... I do n't know , someone just knew they were pouring the foundation for a house the next day . We buried him under it . You told us Lou ran off with the money . Javi is threatening to go to the police and let them know where the body @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ much does he want ? He wants $300k . Except Jake put a gun in my face and took off with my money . Why the hell would you trust Jake ? I did n't have any options , did I ? Where 'd you get 300k ? My savings . You think he 's coming back ? Nah , he 's got ta know we 'd be waiting for him . So what if the cops find the body ? It 's been 20 years it 's been in the ground . And this ... this Manny guy 's the one who shot him , so why ... With my gun . He tossed it in with the body and told me about it the next day . Too late to do anything . The cops can link you to the gun ? Yep . So what do you want us to do about it ? We have to deal with Javi . - Deal with him ? - Yes . You were gon na pay him this afternoon . - Just pay him now . - Yeah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , maybe there 's still a way we can negotiate . This has gone way past that now . For you , it 's gone way past that . Not for us . They almost killed J . But they did n't . He 's all right . And what do you want us to do exactly ? Huh ? What , you want us to hunt down this guy with assault rifles for some bullshit that you did that has nothing to do with us ? Do you have any idea what your life would 've been like if I took a murder rap when you were 5 years old ? Yeah , well , you know what ? Foster care would 've been better than this shit . You think so ? I 'll tell you about it sometime . Well , J , looks like your uncles do n't really give a damn about you , does it ? Nobody 's saying that , smurf . You 're saying that a group of people can come into our house and beat the shit out of him . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is saying that . If that were you lying there by the pool ... Yeah . Would we even be having this conversation ? We do n't just kill people . I mean , I 'm not finishing this conversation with her here , so let 's figure this out on our own . ? ? Just remember , Javi is not a little kid anymore . He 's angry and unstable . This does n't end until we end it . Make up your minds . ? ? Yeah , he 's ... he 's been following her and threatening her ever since Manny 's funeral . And you did n't say shit ? She asked me not to . You probably should 've shot his ass when he was in the Goddamn house . ' Cause then maybe we could say it was self-defense . - Deran . - What ? I 'm just sayin ' , if any of us had been here , we would n't be having this problem right now . - I 'm sorry . - What the hell was I supposed to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ guns ... - Yes . - Hey . Hey ! - All by myself ! Yes , that is what you do in that ... - situation . - Hey , leave the kid alone . I 'm not killing for her , pope . And you do n't have to . All right ? - We call the shots now . - Yeah , he 's right . Look at her . She thinks we 'll do it . She thinks we 'll do anything for her . And I 'll tell you one thing ... I 'm not doing life in prison for some 20-year-old bullshit that has nothing to do with me . Me neither . We move the body , we take the leverage . I saw the neighborhood when I picked up Nicky . We got ta get around the homeowners . We 've done riskier jobs . Man , I-I-I steal shit for money . - I do n't kill people for old debts . - Guys , if she goes down for this , - she could bring all of us down with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is wrong with you ? - Give me a break . - She wo n't ! What is wrong with you , pope ? I thought you hated her . No one in this family is going to prison ... Oh , yeah ? Not if they do n't have to . When you went to prison , she was relieved . - She was relieved . - Dude , shut up ! She 's not going to prison . I 'm trying . So ? We 're not killing anyone . We 're gon na move the body . What ? He ca n't threaten you if he does n't have anything . We 're gon na move the body . J 's gon na be pissing blood for weeks . This is n't just about leverage . That 's the best you 're gon na get . And when he comes back ? If he comes back , we will deal with it . And you have to pay them . Pay who ? Deran and Craig want to be paid for their services . I 'm paying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I have a choice ? - No . - No . That 's a nice way to run things , baz . Try and get some rest . ? ? Hey , hang back a minute . I got ta talk to you . I need you to take point on this one . Oh , she 's just trying to get in my head . No , man , listen . I got pulled over this afternoon . Yeah , I 'm trying to stay calm , and the guy , he starts asking me about Cath . And he says he 's gon na find out what I did to her . Man , she had a bank account she never told me about . She has n't touched it since she left . - Jesus . - Yeah . Anyway , I ca n't go near the body . I-I 'm not sure if they 're watching me or not . Yeah . Yeah , okay . The cops think she 's dead . What do you think ? Yeah , I think she 's dead . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ been here . I 'm sorry . Beer ? Oh , no . You know what ? I 'm ... I 'm kinda tired . Yeah . Uh ... Okay . - I 'll come and check on you later . - Mm-hmm . Thanks . How 's she doing ? You think they 're gon na come back ? Nah , not tonight . Pope 's been walking around with that shotgun . What , you think they would 've killed smurf if she was here ? That 's why he 's got the shotgun . Hey . I 'm gon na take the couch tonight . Smurf gave j my room . I 'll sleep with Lena . So , look , did Javi say anything else to you ? Um , anything you can tell us that would help us ? Anything at all ? Smurf was supposed to pay them , but did n't show . They came here looking for money . What 'd you tell ' em ? They had Nicky in the other room . I told them there was cash behind the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ them sooner . Do n't let smurf get you killed . You played it right , man . If you 'd come out shootin ' , you and Nicky would both be dead . Get some sleep . You know , I expected this halfway bullshit from your brothers , but you ? A cop stopped baz this afternoon . They think he killed Cath . ? ? - Smurf up ? - I do n't know . You 've been sitting here all night ? We need the concrete saw and the sledgehammers back . Okay . You get the truck ? Yeah , I talked to Nico . We 're all good . This is how it starts , you know ? We do this for her , next thing you know , we 're right back here , and she 's running shit . Get the tools . Anybody want scrambled eggs ? How was the couch ? Okay ? I 'll see you in a couple hours . Could you take Nicky and j with you ? Javi 's not coming back . I know , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . We leave in five . Come here . Ally said she 'd take you to the beach . Okay ? Here you go . Hey . Come here . Come here . I 'm gon na be back tomorrow , okay ? - Okay . - Okay . I 've been gone a lot , right ? It 's okay . You can say it . Yeah . Okay , we 'll do something together this week . Just you and me . How ' bout that ? Why ? Why ? ' Cause I 'm your dad and I want to , that 's why . - Okay . - Okay . Come on . Sorry this is so last minute . I wo n't make a habit out of it . I do n't mind . See you tomorrow . Okay . Javi . Where ? ? ? All right , you guys go wait over there . Do n't touch anything . Come on . The cops do n't know anything . If they did , you 'd already be in cuffs . What if they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Then we do n't have anything to worry about , do we ? Hey , no one will tell me anything . What are we doing here ? What ... what are the tools for ? Yeah . You know , I went for Smurf 's gun . And I would 've used it . I just could n't figure out how to load it . I never want to feel like that again . Hey . You remember when we were kids , we used to fight over the game boy ? Smurf would make us hit each other over and over again - till one of us quit ? - Yeah . I always used to kick your ass . Uh , you were scrappy . No , you were huge , even when you were 6 . You used to let me win . Did n't wan na kill you . Smurf would get so pissed . She thought I 'd never learn how to fight . She 'd sic pope on you . Well , do n't feel bad . I was bigger than him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ smurf is always talking about how we have to have each other 's backs . But she loved when we fought . Yeah . It 's Nico . Hey . What 's up , man ? We good ? - It 's in the alley . - All right , let 's go . Uniforms ? - In the back . - All right . All right , so we 'll drop the car off at the airport long-term parking . You can pick it up tomorrow morning , okay ? All right , look , no blood in my truck . - Just picking up some old shit . - Thanks , Nico . Got a couple more things to do in the office , then we 'll get out of here , okay ? All right . Okay , so the bullets are in the clip . Wan na push that in there ... - all the way until it clicks . Okay . - Mm-hmm . All right , now ... Pull it up . Keep your finger on the side there . Okay , now you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A bit harder . There you go . Okay , now that 's ready to fire , so be careful . Well , how do I aim it ? See these white dots ? Mm-hmm . You wan na line those up right where you wan na shoot , okay ? Bring your elbows in , turn your body to the side a little bit . There you go . And then , when you 're ready , you just keep firing until the clip runs out . Thank you . Do n't let Deran see that in here . Put it away . We got ta go . - That 's the one . - Are you sure ? I have n't been here in 20 years . I was n't expecting to come back , either . We 're not going in unless you 're sure . ? ? That 's it . That 's the one . It 's right next to the drainage ditch on the southeast side of the street . Whose idea was this place ? Jake 's . He was working some construction @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I thought you ran that crew . Manny shot him , Jake buried him , and you just ... Watched ? ? ? I 'm sorry to hear about Julia . What the hell are you doing , Javi ? You remember this place ? We used to smoke a lot of shit down here . You , me , and pope . Yeah , I remember . She tell you about my dad ? Yeah , she did . What 'd she say ? That Manny did it ? She shot him in the back of the head , then threw his body in a hole , and then told me my dad was a piece of shit who ran out on me . Okay , so what do you want to do about it ? You wan na kill her ? ' Cause we 're never gon na let that happen . So if you want something else , let 's start negotiating . Man , you know , every birthday , Christmas , I thought , " oh , this is it . This is the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I thought ' cause she took you in , she 'd take me in , too . Bro , I spent the last 20 years wiping Manny 's ass and doing small-time 211 's in the middle of Goddamn nowhere . You know and smurf seems like she 's just doing fine , man , like she did n't lose no sleep . So do you wan na go back to Arizona with nothing , or do you wan na get paid ? I already tried . I asked for money . She did n't show . She 's not running things anymore . I can get you the money . Hmm . Keys to the kingdom , huh ? How does pope feel about that ? Well , he does n't feel great about you threatening smurf , I 'll tell you that . Look , you took 25 from the house . It 's gon na cost at least 10 to fix the wall , plus the bullshit with the kid and the girlfriend . - Let 's call it 200 . - No , no , 400 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Dude , I ca n't go back to my crew with 200 . Come on . I 'm trying to help you here , man . It 's 200 or it 's nothing . Those are your choices . What do you wan na do ? You remember when your dad used to get loaded and kick the shit out of you in front of Smurf 's yard ? Man , you 've come a long way from crying yourself to sleep and pissing the bed , man . Good for you . ' Cause , you know , shit did n't turn out so well for me or my dad . ? ? It 's all right . You know , Manny used to always say that smurf would climb over her own kids just to keep from drowning . Be careful , bro . That 's all I 'm saying . You 're not even her kid . ? ? So we have a deal ? ? ? Good . The body 's buried along the back wall . - How deep did you bury it ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ concrete would save us , and we did n't have that much time . The gun with it ? - Should be . - Should be ? It is . I 'm sorry , baby . Would you give us another second , please ? I 'm not stupid . I know who you are . I know what you do . You 're right . You 're a smart girl . And we should tell you the truth . Thanks . But not now . Next time . Now do you have someplace else you can sleep tonight ? - Yeah . - Okay , go get packed . Tools ? - Yeah . - Truck ? Parked it down the street . You got ta pay Javi . 200 instead of 300 because of what he did to j . I know you do n't like it , and you do n't have to , but it 's what we got ta do right now . I 'm sorry . And that 's fair , smurf . You owe him . Okay . When ? Two hours . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll meet you at the Van . Are you sure you should go with her ? She 's not going alone . What about the cops ? - If I get a tail , I 'll lose it . - Yeah . - Good luck . - You , too . So where 'd you get the money to pay Javi ? I told you . My savings . Mm , that 's bullshit . You 've been skimming off our work . I 'm the only one in this family who can see past the next Goddamn party . Okay . Great , so time to dip back in . Do I drive you to a bank ? How does it work ? You really think I have more , do n't you ? Jake took everything I have , and Javi cleaned out this house . Well , did n't you boys just come into a bit of church money ? Smurf , you got ta be kidding me . Well , we could show up with nothing and see how he takes it . You 're paying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you have to sell the house , you 're gon na do it . ? ? ? ? Let 's go . ? ? Hi . Good afternoon , ma'am . Uh , there were reports of a gas leak in the area . We have to ask you to leave while we make sure everything 's okay . The bruises will get worse before they get better . And you 're gon na need proper stitches in that leg . I can do it for you , if you want . It 's up to you . I know you think we should kill him . But have you ever hurt somebody ? Really hurt them ? Does n't feel like you think it will . Thank you . ? ? Down there on the left . I 'll get the tools . Got a new car ? It 's a loaner . Challenger needs a new transmission . Baz , how do you know we 're not driving straight into an ambush ? He 'll take the money . ? ? Somebody following us ? Just being careful @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Bingo . Pipe . We got a hit . Gun . Shit , how much gas did you guys pour in here ? All right , let 's tear it up . ? ? ? ? ? ? Stop . ? ? What 's going on here ? Wait here . What 's he doing here ? Hey , there 's two of you . Are we gon na have a problem ? Why do n't you tell her to get out of the car ? Javi ... Got your money right here . I wan na talk with her . Javi , your dad 's been dead for 20 years . She is never gon na say she 's sorry . Take the money . ? ? ? ? Gun . That 's it . What , did this guy only have one foot ? We 're missing one . Shit . Man , it 's not here . Keep digging . Look , man , we have the gun . Huh ? We 're not leaving without a Goddamn foot . Get out of the way . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ had to leave . Guys , we got a bunch of neighbors on the front lawn , asking questions . Pope . What do you want me to do ? Maybe it 's not even here . It 's got ta be there . Where else could it be ? I 'm telling you , cops are n't going to ID a foot . Let 's just leave it . Shut up . Okay , well , we got about 15 minutes before the old lady calls dispatch and finds out there 's no leak . I 'm moving as fast as I can . Wait . Hey , is that it ? There we go . Good job , bro . Let 's get the hell outta here . ? ? Got it ? - Javi ? - Get out of here . Go . I really do owe you an explanation , huh ? You know all that bullshit about me not having any room ? That was just silly . I did n't take you in because you were worthless . You were stupid and angry and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Christ . ? ? Bury the body over the fence . Get rid of your gun . Here you go . That 's it . That 's all you 're getting . Is that all in there ? It 's there . The other 50 is in a building on ventura . It 's called the Lisbon . Mailbox 5c . Get it out of there tonight , and get yourself out of California . ? ? Well , we 're all done in there . We had to , uh , dig up part of the floor to get to the pipe . But , uh , dispatch will give you a call , send someone out to patch it up . But thank you so much . You 've been very kind . Do n't expect me to help you when this comes back to bite us ! I 'm not doing it ! You would n't do what needed to be done . I found someone who would . We have the body ! He was gon na take the money ! I mean , what ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , my God , smurf . You do n't know that . - You don't . - His own crew knew that ! They wanted the money . He just wanted revenge . And it was n't very difficult to convince Deek to take him out . I mean , come on , smurf . We grew up with that kid . He was like family to us . And " like family " is n't family . Yeah . ? ? You are family . Come on . So what did you say ? " There 's an 8-foot hole in your ground . Sorry ? " I told her , uh , dispatch would give her a call , that we 're , uh , gon na send over Ronny to come fix it tomorrow . You know , fat Ronny , our best guy . ? ? Everything all right ? Synchronized by srjanapala ? ? ? face the fire ? ? let it go ? ? on the edge ... ? what do you want us to do with this ? ? ? ? Hold @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ooh , ooh , ooh ? ? I feel it comin ' ? ? hold your breath ? ? do n't let go ? ? ooh , ooh , ooh ? ? I feel it comin ' ? ? Ooh , ooh , ooh ? ? I feel it comin ' ? ? ? ? I feel it comin ' ? ? ? ? I feel it comin ' ? ? ? ? I feel it comin ' ?

@@5236441 Hey . How are you doing ? Been thinking about my grandmother a lot . Yeah . She was about to turn 97 . At least she lived a very long and I 'm sure very happy life . Got you this card . When you 're ready , we all signed it . We just wanted you to know we 're thinking about you . Thank you . " Congratulations , Darryl . Let 's get wasted . " Have fun today , big guy . " Aww , yeah . Party time . " It 's possible that some people thought it was your birthday . " Hooray . Live it up , big d . " Days like this do n't come often enough . " Time to celebrate . You deserve this " ? Birthday punches ! 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 ... I 'm so sorry . 9 , 10 , 11 , 13 , 14 , 15 , 16 , 17 , 18 , 19 , 20 , 21 , 22 , 23 , 24 , 25 ... So I got an early @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She 's picking me up after work . Rachel from the party ? Oh , yeah . Nice . Do the damn thing . Pow ! Blue wasabi is so good , but get the cheeseburger . They say they wo n't do it , but they will if you make a scene . - Okay , bye . - Okay , bye . - I 'll miss you . - Miss you . - Mwah . - Okay . I 'll be in my office if you need me . Mwah . Bye . - Okay , bye . - Bye . - All right , bye . Bye . - Bye . Okay , one more quick one . Do n't go . I do n't want you to go . - Oh , do n't go . - Mwah . Do n't go . Holly and I are dating . It 's been a week , and I still ca n't believe it . It goes to show that everything you want in life , you get . And you ca n't work for it . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here ? From my secret admirer . That 's you . Come on . I dominate Valentine 's day . I practically make romance into a science . " Roses are red . Violets are blue . Look in the vase to find your first clue . " Oh , my gosh . It 's a romantic scavenger hunt . Oh , close . It 's a romantic treasure hunt . A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list . This is where you follow the clues that lead to a prize . Common misuse . Good luck . But there 's no clue . Well , get to work . I ca n't , ' cause there 's no clue . The puzzle is the clue . Are these numbers correct ? The numbers are correct , Michael . Okay . Are you ... are you sick , Oscar ? Do you need to go home ? ' Cause you 're grossing me out . I just need a signature . There you go . Thanks . Thank you . How much did you give @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't have my scarf . What ? I 'm missing my scarf . We decided to have a Valentine 's day lunch and then that way we can spend the entire night with Cece and avoid the Valentine 's day dinner thing . It 's a whole thing . - Yeah , lunch was wonderful ! - Shh . Um , there was an amazing buffet and there was a chocolate fondue ... Station . And what else was there ? Um , bottomless champagne . Yes . Never found that bottom , did we ? No . What 's up ? Are you good at jigsaw puzzles ? Are you kidding me ? It 's all I did every summer when my brothers were out sailing . Okay . But if this is a romantic thing with Gabe , I should probably ... oh ! No , no , no , no . It 's not weird at all . You have your new girlfriend . I have Gabe . This is just as friends . Well , okay then . Yes ! At least until Stanley calms @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't look . I accidentally did his sudoku . Andy . All right . I will fax over it to you . Whoop . I will fax it over to you . Okay . Thank you . Okay , my name is j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-Jim Halpert and I will fax it in to you ... under you . I 'll fax it under you . Oh , excuse me . I just p-p-p-p-pissed my pants . Not really . I did n't really . Wait . You 're just filling that out right now . That was n't meant for me . I will not be your Valentine . Aww , nuts . I do n't know if anyone else feels this way ... and do n't get me wrong ... I love Michael and Holly . And maybe I 'm being overly sensitive ... But the PDA . Yes ! The freaking PDA ! - Uh-huh . - Thank you ! I mean , I 'm thrilled for them . No one is more thrilled for them than I am ... Yes . Yes , absolutely . But it 's totally @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Obviously so happy for them both . So happy . Yeah . I do n't know , guys . I , for one , enjoy watching them , because ... - No , stop . Just don't . - Kevin ! Can I finish ? Can I finish ? Is that okay ? I was saying ... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny . God ! Kevin ! So tell me about your new girlfriend . She 's neat . Uh , I met her at Darryl 's cousin 's party . We were the only two white people there . Aww , cute . Hey , look at that . Done . That 's Gabe 's boom box . Come on . We have to go find it . I wish you well on your quest . - No , come on . - Aww , I mean ... come on ! - Okay . - Ha ! I hear them kissing all the time . It 's this horrible plipping sound . You know , it 's like Chinese water torture . Just ... Like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Okay , just close your eyes . Ohh . Can you get lower ? - Oh , yeah . - A little lower . I can not keep myself from Michael . Everything he does is sexy . He has this undeniable animal magnetism . He 's a jungle cat . The man exudes sex . He can put both his legs behind his head . Thank you all for meeting on such short notice . Yes ? Yes . Michael Scott , Dunder Mifflin . What is the purpose of this meeting ? Seeing as it 's Valentine 's day , I felt it would be apropos to have a little refresher course on romance in the workplace . Perfect . Yes . It is quite apro-propriate . Carry on . First things first . An office romance is permissible . Not something you 'd expect to hear from corporate ? Well , guess what . Sabre is 100% tolerant of office romances . Speaking of , Gabe , I do n't see Erin at this meeting . Uh , I also do n't see Andy . Boom ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ girlfriend . Very funny . What I do not approve of , however , is public displays of affection , or PDAs . PDAs are totally superfluous to a happy , healthy office romance . Perfect example . Look at Jim and Pam . Yeah ? What ? Us ? They do n't touch . They do n't kiss . You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife . - Did it . - Yeah ! Love it . Keep going . Okay . So , PDAs . That 's gon na include behaviors such as hugging , kissing , Booby honking . Yeah , booby honking . Sure . Butt honking . Butt honking . Yeah , all the honkings . The one where you start in a crouched position , then you leap ... Sure . Basically , there 's no precise definition , but you know it when you see it . Are you guys listening to this ? What , are you talking about me and Holly ? Yeah ! Maybe you find your own chair . So we kiss occasionally ... Occasionally @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not just the kissing . It 's the flirtatious whispering . The flirtatious tickling . Whispering and tickling have their place in business . That thing where you softly exhale on her neck . Okay , yeah , that 's pretty hot . I will give you that . Look , you are all hypocrites . You all do it . Michael . I have done PDA in the office . Thank you . I 've had intercourse in the office . - All right . - As has Angela . - Dwight . - As has Ryan . As has Kelly . As has Meredith . As has Phyllis . As has Darryl . As has creed . As has Michael . And as has Holly . As has Kevin . With who ? She goes to another school . Okay . Fine . No more PDA . - Good . - You win . But here 's what we are gon na do . We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook-up zone . - No . - Anything goes . Just leave it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What if two couples want to go at the same time ? Okay , then we have two closets . No , no , we 're gon na have three closets , one for each base , no homers . Yes ? - And what is the hook-up zone policy on masturbation ? - Pro . - Yes . What ? Problem solved . No , no , it 's great . I love working at Dunder Mifflin , a division of Taliban enterprises . That is weird . I mean , that 's weird to have sex in the office . That 's where you work , right ? You know , you 're in a meeting , and nobody knows that you 've had sex there , except for you and him . Do n't mind us . You keep working . Okay . I 'll keep working . Oh , my God . It 's a song . What do you think is on it ? We should actually probably talk about it outside or we might make Darryl mad . Not if we 're talking like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't seem to hear us . I think he 's just being nice . That makes sense , ' cause I feel like I 'd be able to hear us at this level . Darryl . Darryl is a jerk . - No , he 's not . - No , I 'm just testing if he can hear . I can hear you . - Oh . Okay . - Okay . Then no more talking . Let 's just play the song . ? The temp at night ? ? the temp at night ? ? the temp at night ? ? the temp at night ? Temp at night ? What do you ... you got it . Pick it up . Take it out . Pi ... - pick it up . - Okay . Take it out . Pick it up . Pick it up . Pick it up . Take it out . Right . Okay . Sorry to interrupt . Forgot to collect my things . Ah , the old " leave behind . " Oldest trick in the book . Good thing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't want to make people uncomfortable . Since when is comfort the most important thing ? I mean , I do n't sit on your lap because it 's comfortable . I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt . Yeah , but if they 're uncomfortable , it makes me uncomfortable . Oh . Okay . Well , if it makes you uncomfortable , then we 'll stop . Okay . Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet . And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart . Hey . You know the only reason why people here are complaining ? They are jealous of two people in love on Valentine 's day . Two people in love ? I love you . Wait , wait , wait , what do you mean you love me ? We 've only been dating for a week . Do you mean you love me like , " oh , hey , there 's Holly . I love that girl , " or do you mean you love @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you-love you . - Wow , you love me-love me . I love you-love you . I am really disappointed in the office 's policy on PDA at this moment . I love you . I love you . Yeah , whatever . No big deal . Just the hottest girl in the world loves me . Okay , Ryan 's the temp . What does he do at night ? I guess we just have to wait until night and see . Oh . Or maybe not . Cool . - How romantic is this ? - Super romantic . Right ? Do you see a clue or ... Yeah . Did you not see it ? - Oh , my gosh . - Hanks . Hey . No time to chat . - Sorry . - Well , we were just looking for Ryan , so he 's not here . Hey . You 're looking for me ? Oh , yeah , we were . We were just looking to say hi . So hey . - No , you weren't . - No , we were @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - No . - Definitely not . That 's disgusting . It 's cool . Just try to put everything back where you found it . Text me when you 're finished . I 'll be out here . Hey , you do n't have to ... That was so embarrassing I 'm gon na die . That was really rough . Let me make something clear . Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office . No , because the office is n't what I 'd consider a romantic place . Besides , we have something those other people do n't have , which is a home and a bed . And a shower . - Hello , Holly . - Hello . Here , shake ... no ! - No , do n't touch . - No , we can't . - No touching . - No touching . Ah , I 'm trying not to touch you . - Almost got you . - Oh , no , so close . Oh . No , we ca n't do that . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not touching me . I do n't know what your body feels like . ' Cause I ca n't touch it . Okay , this is much worse than before . Yeah , I agree . This is nasty . - Grab you here . - And here . And I will grab you here anyway . You have to cut it out . - Never . - Okay . You said you would . I did say I would , but I was wrong . I ca n't stop . You do n't know what it is like to love a woman and have her love you back . It is a feeling that can not and will not and frankly can not be contained . No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me . But with you two , it 's reaching the level of a complex . I can think of three explanations . You 're taking MDMA ... street name , ecstasy . I 've done it , and I know the feeling . No . I do n't think so . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Toby comes back from jury duty and Holly has to go back to nashua . You 're at an age where your sexual climaxes are n't as powerful so you need to overcompensate with foreplay , taboo behavior . Yes , it was that . It 's that one . Yes . Number three . Give me all your money and take off your clothes . We 're not supposed to PDA . Come on . Nobody 's looking . What 's wrong ? I had n't thought about you having to go back to nashua . Maybe we did n't want to think about it . We can make it work . We 'll date long-distance . That 's what we said last time . Remember ? We broke up on the drive . How 's this gon na be any different ? We were n't in love last time . I was in love with you . I 'm not saying it wo n't be hard . But we can make it work . That 's what she said . One Erin special , please . Here 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'm now supposed to tell you to enjoy a mid-hunt break and look for a heart or some [Bleep] In the break room when you 're through . Hey , buck up , buddy . Make that face he likes . Hey . Hey . Come on . You 're hurting him . It 's like a time bomb ... - Shh . - Is ticking down . When it goes off , no more kissing . No more hugging . Just hush . Sexual time bomb . Just rock . Shh . Boner bomb starring Jason Statham . Or we go against type with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera . - Movie idea ? - No . Saving the world has never been this hard . Okay . Shh . Have you talked to her about our feelings ? Women really go for that crap . No , I ca n't talk to her . I ca n't even look at her without thinking about it ending . Kevin . Do more stupid faces . Which one ? I have a lot of stupid faces . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ face . - Do a monkey face . - I love that . I love that face . Good . He loves it . Good . Jump . Jump up and down . - No . The monkey ! - Go back to the monkey . Do n't do the squirrel . Throw your poop . Hurl your feces . That 's good . - Good . - That 's good . He 's throwing it . They really do that . I know . - B-9 . - B-9 . Like benign tumor . Maybe it 's just more like , " be mine . " Oh , yes . There 's a note . " A little cookie for you , my miss . But the real treasure is your Valentine 's kiss . " Oh . We 're supposed to ... Holly . Hey . - Hi . - Holly , I love you so , so , so much . And I think that we need to break up . What ? What are you talking about ? Actually it 's Valentine 's day . Should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you tomorrow . No , we 're gon na talk now . You 're not breaking up with me . You 're gon na go back to nashua eventually , and I ca n't handle it . So let 's just ... let 's ... what if I said it was n't up to them ? - Who ? - The company . Nobody knows our future , but it 's not gon na be decided by the company . It 's not gon na be decided by anybody but us . What we are is up to you and me . Okay . Okay . Ladies and gentlemen , I have an announcement to make . As of today , officially , Holly and I are moving in together . Thank you . Thank you . Oscar , this must be tough for you , watching this go down . You could not stand in the way of true love , my friend . Are you kidding ? I was n't trying to break you guys up . Better luck next time , pal . Well , the point @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ PDA here at the office between us because , when we get home , we are going to make love to and with one another , and that , to me , is the best Valentine 's day present that a person could receive . So I bid you all adieu . - You do ? - I do . Go on . Kiss each other already . Suck it , Oscar . This must kill you . I just told them to do it . - What ? - No . No . We took a walk . We took a walk . My perfect Valentine 's day ? I 'm at home , three cell phones in front of me , fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago . Anybody can be prince charming one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that . But you know what impresses me ? When a guy can do that no days a year . Flowers , diamonds , three course meal ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , soda , the moon , someone to share it with ... What are our plans for tonight ?

@@5236841 Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime , Dr . Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator ... and vanished . He awoke to find himself trapped in the past , facing mirror images that were not his own ... and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better . His only guide on this journey is Al , an observer from his own time , who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear . And so , Dr . Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life , striving to put right what once went wrong ... and hoping each time that his next leap ... will be the leap home . What the hell ? You heard me . ! Hands up ! Everyone stay calm . We 'll get this over with and be on our way . Keep me covered while I shut the blinds . Do n't fall apart on me now , little brother . Oh , boy . As usual when I leap , I did n't have a clue as to who I was , or for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But I did know fear when I saw it , and I saw it everywhere . I also had a strange feeling about this place . It seemed familiar . Check his office . I want Vernon out here now . You folks keep those hands up high . Do n't even think about going for that alarm button . Fill it ! $37,893.19 . Not a penny more , not a penny less . I do n't have that much cash . Open the vault . We ca n't . Mr . Vernon 's the only one who has the combination . Neil Walters , is that you ? - You Bill Walters 's boys ? - Never mind who we are . Bill Walters ? Vernon is n't here ! He is n't here ! Where is he ? Out of town on business . He wo n't be back till later this afternoon . Damn it ! Maybe we should go on and get out of here fore things get out of hand . And go where ? We come this far , we ca n't turn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hurt . We just , uh-W-W-We go out that back door over there . What 's that ? What 's it sound like ? Nobody move ! Willie , you check out the back . John , watch the door . Nobody move ! Just keep those hands nice and high where I can see ' em . Nobody . Somebody must be in that back office . I 'll take a look . That was stupid . That was really stupid ! Take it easy . Yelling at her is not gon na do any good . Come on . Get out of there . Go on . All right . All right ! Somebody turn that alarm off . Turn it off ! All right . Come on . Move ! Back over there . Move it . All right , smart boy . What do you suggest we do now ? Like I said , we can still go out the back way . Too late ! Mundy just pulled up across the street . That would be Police Chief Clyde Mundy . Uh , Sam , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ little bank robbers ' room . Uh , excuse me . I , uh-I gotta-You need to go to the bathroom now ? Yeah . L - I-I-I got ta go . When you got ta go , you got ta go . How do I keep getting into these situations ? Do n't look at me . What 's going on , Al ? Huh ? You 're William Walters Jr . , but everybody calls you " Willie . " It 's the 22nd of December , 1971 . Where am I ? You 're home , Sam . You 're in Elk Ridge , Indiana . I 'm - I 'm home ? Mm-hmm . No wonder everything seemed so familiar . Yeah . Well , your memory 's a little Swiss-cheesed , you know . It 's ' 71 . My dad 's still alive . I'm_I 'm home and-and ... my dad 's still alive . Willie Walters ? I knew a guy named Willie , Willie Walters . Uh , a couple years older than me . He - He - He had a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I ca n't remember . Well , the big one is Neil . He 's a couple years older than you . He 's a loose cannon . He enlisted in the Marine Corps in ' 69 , and then he took a compassionate discharge a year later . Why ? Uh , oh , his father died , and he came back to take charge of the family farm . Uh , the younger one is John . He 's still in high school . He 's never been in any kind of trouble . Yeah , until now . What about Willie ? Willie - Indiana State University , honor student . He did n't come back home in time . In time for what ? Uh , to save the family farm from foreclosure . Seems they were late a couple of months on a loan . $37,893- And 19 cents . Wh-They 're robbing the bank to pay the bank ? Well , that has a certain symmetry to it . More like insanity . I do n't believe this . Why does Ziggy say I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ were killed trying to escape . Ziggy says there 's an 88.9% chance ... that you 're here to see that the brothers surrender . Look , uh , ask Ziggy what happens to the farm after they lost it . What ? Hey . You 're not thinking of going through with bank robbery ? Just ask Ziggy what happened . Willie . Willie , you better get out here . Hello ? Willie , is that you ? Now look , son , you might as well talk to me . Everybody saw you and your brothers go into the bank . Hello , Chief Mundy . How ya been ? How 've I been ? Willie-I 've been fine until now . Now , uh , look , son . This thing is on the verge of gettin ' away from us here . Now listen to me , Chief . We do n't want anybody to get hurt here . Well , that 's good . Uh , so-Thank you , Flo . Why do n't you boys just throw out your guns and come on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ should 've worn them wigs . - Shut up ! What 's he want ? - He wants us to come out . - Not until we see Vernon . Vernon ? Gus Vernon ? Of course , Gus Vernon . He 's bank president , is n't he ? He made the loan . He can unmake it . You said it looked like we did n't get a fair deal . Hello , Chief ? Yeah . Uh , we were wondering if we could talk to Mr . Vernon . I mean , if that would be possible . Gus Vernon ? He 's in Harker Falls . Need time to get him back here . Well , you better hurry up then . Nice talking to you again . Again ? Billy . I want you to take that motorcycle of yours ... and go over to Harker Falls and get Gus Vernon back here . Now go on . Oh , Flo ? Can you give me a piece of that pecan pie ? Oh , sure , Sheriff . Look out . Get out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on , Chief ? They say the-the Walters boys are in the bank with hostages . Just relax , Carl . We 've got everything under control . Relax ? My wife is in there . I wan na know what you plan to do about this . Well , I plan on finishing my coffee and having a piece of pie . Then I plan on waiting for Gus Vernon . Wh-What about Cindy ? I mean , y-you got ta get her outta there . Thank you , Flo . That 's all you 're gon na do then ? Wait ? That 's all I can do . I suggest you go on home and do the same thing , Carl . I do n't believe this . What kind of man are you anyway ? A patient man . Go on now , fore I lose it . Why do n't you boys take those silly things off your faces ? We all know who you are . Why are you doing this ? If you could just be patient a little bit - Let me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ father left my brothers and me when he died . We get up before the sun , and we do n't rest till after dark . Then along comes Gus Vernon . He tells you you ai n't gon na make it unless you increase the yield . Modernize , he says . Well , you 're afraid oflosing the only thing you got . So you go along , and you make the deal . But somehow , no matter how hard you work , you ca n't keep up . Pretty soon you 're selling off milk cows to make the next payment . It was just business . Well , we 'd like to hear Gus Vernon ... explain that kind of business to us face-to-face . Yeah , I 'd love to hear that . Sam , it turns out that the Walters farm was one of six parcels bought at auction by an out-of-state developer ... who went on to build the largest shopping center in the whole tri-county area , and Vernon made a fortune in kickbacks . He 's forcing the farms under @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Do n't sound crazy to me . Sounds like a banker . - What the hell you talking about ? - Sam , we should talk . Look , I 'll explain everything . I just , uh-- I just need a minute . - You got to go again ? Yeah , I just need a second to-to think . Uh-Uh , I 'll be right back . Sam , I know that look . What look ? What look ? That look . The " I 'm gon na save the world " look . Ziggy says this leap 's over as soon as the brothers surrender . I ca n't do that . What do you mean you ca n't ? Maybe I 'm not making myself clear here . I 'm talking life and death here . So am I . Do n't you get it , Al ? It does n't matter if you kill a man with a gun or with a pen . In the end , he 's still dead . I 'm home , Al . And I 'm gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ going the way it 's supposed to . Do n't tell me . Tell them . I know that you 're sympathetic with the situation here because it 's your hometown ... and all of that , but Ziggy says there 's a 73.9% chance ... that if you surrender , you 'll leap . Leap ? Why would I want to leap ? I 'm home . But you 're here to save the brothers , right ? So ? You got to turn yourself in . Right ? So . Let 's go . Right ? I ca n't . Eh-How did I know he was gon na say that ? I ca n't have been put here to save their lives and then leave ' em with nothing , Al . I mean , their farm is all they got . But Ziggy says- Oh , forget about Ziggy . Forget about Ziggy . Al . My dad worked our farm 16 hours a day , seven days a week . It was his life . And when-And when they took it away from him-Well , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah , but you were n't even there . Exactly . I was n't ... even there . Maybe I could have ... helped him save what he worked so hard to build , but I was n't there . I 've had to carry that around with me my whole life . I do n't want Willie to have to do the same thing . Okay . If you had it to do over again , you 'd do things differently . But it 's a little late , is n't it ? Is it ? See , that 's what I 'm thinking , Al . Maybe I 've been put here to have a second chance . A second chance ? Yeah . I mean , it 's pretty clear that ... Vernon 's motives , not to mention his methods , are suspect , right ? So ? What if we can prove that Vernon manipulated the loans ? You said Neil was n't on top of things . What if we can prove that he took advantage of Neil and the others ... to clear @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ would be awesome , except the mall wo n't be built for another two years . Well , there 's got to be some way we can link him up with the deal , you know ? L - I just ca n't walk away again , Al . Okay . I 've got to try . Okay . I will go back and-and try and get Ziggy to come up with something . Thanks . I better - I better get back out there . Who knows , you know ? I mean , maybe , um- maybe if this all works out okay , and I do n't leap right away , um , maybe I could go see my family . Could I have your attention , please ? I know this is n't exactly how you planned on spending your holidays , but ... I just want you to know that my brothers and I ... have no intention ofletting any of you get hurt . Mr . Vernon 's on his way , and hopefully we 'll get everything settled , and we can all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What do you want me to do ? Uh , you should keep an eye on the front door . Right . Hey ! Stay away from the window . We should n't have brought him . Why ? He 's got just as much at stake as anybody else . Hey now , what was you saying before about Vernon wanting our land ? I think he knew that we could never make those payments when he made us the loan . He set us up . You mean me , do n't ya ? No . I did n't say that . Yeah . You did n't have to . I do n't mean to tell ya how you do your bank robbing ' , but would you mind pointing that peashooter you got in a different direction ? Yeah . I'm- I 'm sorry , Mr . Pierce . Mr . Pierce . Mr . And Mrs . Pierce . You folks had that dairy farm just a couple miles from-You 've lived around here for a long time , have n't ya ? 54 years . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You 've been married 55 years . That 's great . Listen , uh , do you by any chance know , uh , the Beckett family ? John Beckett ? Oh , yeah . Everybody in this part of the county knows John and Thelma Beckett . Fine family . One of their boys just came back from Vietnam . Tom . Uh , his name is Tom . Um , when was the last time you saw Mr . Beckett ? Uh , let 's see . I ran into him at Benning 's Hardware store just two days ago . How 'd he look ? Same as usual . I remember one time , uh , Stan was away , and I took sick , and John drove me to the doctor , waited over an hour , and then he drove me home . He 's a fine man . Yes , he is . You know my sister . Mandy Greer ? She was in your history class . You must remember . She had long , red hair and braces . Patch over her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was in the high school production of Peter Pan . She played Captain ... Hook . Gee , that was a long time ago . How 's she doin ' ? She got her braces off . Oh . She still wears the patch . I see . Well-Oh . I 'm really sorry that you got mixed up in all of this . That 's all right . My daddy lost his place a while back . The way I see it , Gus Vernon has it coming . Beth ! Well , he does . I do n't know why you 're always protecting that man . Because he is our boss , that 's why . We would n't have a job if it was n't for him . Oh . Some job . Two dollars an hour , no benefits ... and you . I should 've never quit the Dairy Queen . If you ask me , that 's where you belong . At least I do n't have to sleep with the boss to keep my job . - You little bitch . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , please . Please . Just-Oh ! You all right ? Baby 's kickin ' . You know , we do n't need to keep you here with us . We can just go ahead and let you go . Nobody 's going anywhere ! She 's pregnant , okay ? That 's why she 's here . Mundy 's not gon na make a move as long as she stays here . If we let her go , he 'll see we 're willing to deal . He 'll also see that we 're weak . You 're losing sight of your objectives here . Use your head . What is that supposed to mean ? Willie ! Vernon 's here . Look at him . Crisp as a hundred dollar bill . - Excuse me . - It was about time you got here . What the hell 's going on , Clyde ? One minute I 'm doing business , the next I hear my bank 's being robbed . Well , first of all , your bank is n't being robbed . It 's being occupied @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ belongs to the town . I did n't drive 30 miles to get a lesson in semantics . Now , who 's in there ? Bill Walters 's boys . Who ? Is it that easy to forget ? Mary , what are you doing here ? There 's a law against a mother wanting to be near her children ? What 's this all about ? - Murder . - Murder ? - Who 's been murdered ? - A way of life . Mary , look . We all know , uh , how hard it 's been for you since you lost Bill , but this is n't gon na bring him back . Now do your boys a favor . - Tell them to come on out . - No , sir . - They are breaking the law . - What would you know about the law ? And you , Clyde Mundy , ought to be ashamed siding with his type . I am trying to do my job . When does your job include running with the devil ? I do n't have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na listen . We 're not the first to go under here . And we wo n't be the last . Now , I was born in this county . Most of these folk here were . And I 'll be damned if I 'm gon na sit here and let the likes of you ... steal it out from under us . No , sir . My boys stay right where they are . And they stay there with my blessing . Why the hell does n't he call ? - Just give him some time . - You do n't think they 'll try anything funny ? I say we fire off a couple rounds . Let ' em know we 're still here . Give me this . Hey , give it back . I 'll give it to you later . Hey , I 'm still the oldest in this family . Then why do n't you start acting like it ? You 're so full of yourself , are n't you ? Big college boy . Come home and fix everything . Neil , do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ smart one . Leave him outta this . What 's it feel like to know everything about everything ? This is n't the time or the place . Why , you going somewhere ? Yeah . I 'm gon na let you cool off . Neil , come on . Oh , that 's it . Run away ! You 're good at that , are n't you ? I wonder if Pop might not still be alive if you had n't took off the way you did . That 's enough . That man lived for you . John and I were his sons , but you were his life . And when he needed you most , you were n't even there . I did n't know . Did n't know or did n't care . Do n't ever say that again . After only a few hours , it was obvious that my life and Willie 's had taken similar paths . It was also becoming clear that the line separating us was beginning to blur . Still , I knew these people , and it felt @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ How ya doin ' ? Okay . Kind of a long day , huh ? Yeah . You scared ? What ? Just want to know if you 're scared . No . Are you ? Yeah . I 'm scared . Look , I 'm sorry about what happened before . I should n't have hit him . You know , I just , uh - I lost it . It ? My temper . This is all kind of sudden for me . He - He did n't mean what he said . Well , sure sounded like it to me . It-It has n't been easy for him since Pop died . If I tell you something , will you promise not to repeat it to anyone ? Uh , sure . A few weeks ago we were working on the tractor . All of a sudden , Neil hops off and tells me to get in the truck . Next thing I know , we 're at Pop 's grave . Must 've spent two hours just sittin ' there . Just sittin ' there . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . All of a sudden , Neil starts talkin ' about you . ' Bout- ' Bout-'Bout how much he admired you . How proud he was that you were making something of yourself . And he said , uh , that you were too smart to get trapped like he did . That life was too short to spend it miserable ... and full of regret . And ... then he- he cried . Sam ? Look , I 'm gon na go stretch my legs . Can I get you something ? You need anything ? Kathy Campbell 's phone number . Willie ? I lied . I am scared . Seems pretty calm out there right now . Yeah . Like right before a tornado . Did Ziggy come up with anything ? Uh , well , there was nothing ever officially registered between Vernon and the developer . Nada . He 's too smart for that . Yeah . And if there 's anything linking him to the deal , he 's keeping it pretty close to the vest . You think maybe in his house @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . All right . I got to get out of here then . Now wait . There 's a deputy guarding the back entrance , but Ziggy 's been running some escape scenarios . She says your best shot is to create some kind of diversion . Diversion ? Al , take a look around . I 'm stuck in this bank . How am I gon na create a diversion ? Are you gon na be much longer ? Let me get this straight . You want me to go out the door , and when I get in the middle of the street , pretend to go into labor ? That 's right . Does n't sound too difficult . Wait a second . ! You 're not really going to do this ? You sure that Vernon 's guilty ? Positive . It 's just gon na take more than my word to prove it . Do n't you see what he 's doing ? He 's just trying to use you to get away . Do n't be stupid . This really bothers you , does @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Do n't shoot . ! I 'm coming out . ! Come on , Beth . It 's all right , hon . Come on . Now , Beth ? - Come on across the street , hon . - Okay , baby . Showtime . Come on . Come on , honey . Ow ! What 's she doing ? I think she 's gon na have a baby . My baby . ! My baby . ! Come on . Come on , come on . Well , go . Go , go , go ! Okay , Sam . He 's gone . Ow , ow , ow . ! What now ? What now ? Get out of here . Go down the alley , turn around the corner , go north . Vernon 's house is about a mile out of town . Hurry up ! I 'm okay . I 'll be okay . Do you think he got away ? How the hell should I know ? I did n't hear any gunshots . Well , I do n't want to hear anymore @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Come on , Sam . Hurry up . Sam , hurry up ! Come on ! Hurry up ! Hurry up . It 's not far . It 's just another hundred yards or so . You can almost see it right down the road . Come on . I 'm out of shape , Al . Next leap , maybe you 'll leap into Carl Lewis . Right now you got ta suck it up . Now come on . You gon na make it ? I do n't have much left . How far-Churchdale Road . I remember this place . My-My folks ' farm-It 's just , uh , 10 miles down that road . Well , nobody could blame ya if you kept going . What about Neil and John ? What about all the other families Vernon 's taken advantage of ? You think they 'd understand ? Well , I- I did n't say it 'd be easy . Need a lift , fella ? No thanks . Sam , look out for that- that , uh , pile of newspapers . That was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as a cat burglar . Wow . Looks like the housekeeper took the year off here . Yeah . Vernon probably repossessed her cleaning equipment or something . Did you know this Vernon when you were here before ? Uh , well , he was a couple years ahead of my brother in high school . He ran for class president , I think . Did he win ? Uh , no . As I remember , he was disqualified . Something about stuffing the ballot box or something . Oh , he was stuffing the ballot box . Well , at least he 's consistent . What are we looking for ? Someplace you would hide valuables , you know ? A - A safe . A wall safe . A filing cabinet or some drawers-A strongbox with a lock the size of Maine ? Okay , uh - A letter opener or a file or something . How about the key ? I 'll , uh , take the gun , please . Careful . What are you doing here ? You have n't changed since high school @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you know about what I was like in high school ? Why 'd you do it ? How could you steal all those people 's land ? What you call stealing , I call business . I guess that makes it a little easier to sleep at night . I saw an opportunity , so I took it . What a nozzle ! I 'd like to grab his Adam 's apple and pull it out through his nostrils . Most of the farms were so far under , they could n't see the light of day . So you put them out of their misery ? Nobody forced anyone to do anything he did n't want to do . You intimidated them , and then you stole their lives out from under them , all so you could turn a profit . Yeah ? Well , you ca n't prove that , can you ? No , I ca n't . But I 'll bet there 's plenty of proof in here . You 're crazy . Am I ? Why do n't we open this and find @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'll tell you what I am gon na do though . I 'm gon na call Chief Mundy and tell him ... that I just killed me an intruder . I was wrong . You have changed . What are you doing ? Sam , what are you doing ? Go ahead , shoot me in the back . It 's more your style , is n't it ? No . I would n't do that , Sam . It 's not a good idea . You know , you made a big mistake coming back home . You should 've stayed away . That makes two of us . Ow ! What , what , what ? What is it ? What is it ? A letter of intent from the developer . Ah , bingo ! All you have to do now is get that back to Mundy , so we can get this over with . Right . I 'm all for that . You did n't see anything else ? All I remember is turning around and seeing Carl Wilkens . Next thing you know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he shot one of my boys ? Clyde , you 've got to do something . What 's that ? Who 's that there ? Willie . Willie ? You keep Mary here . Hold it right there , Willie . Drop the gun . Right now . Chief , this is n't necessary . Humor me . Look , I have evidence that Gus Vernon manipulated , intentionally , the farm loans in order to sell off the land . Is he ? Oh , no . He 's just resting . I want you to look at this . What is it ? It 's an agreement between Gus Vernon and a private developer to build on the foreclosed land . And it was signed six months before the first farm went under . Where 'd you get this ? Vernon 's house . Looks like you 've got enough here to put Gus away for a long while . That 's great . Let me tell my brothers . We can end this . We 've got a bigger problem now . There 's been a shooting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ into his own hands , busted into the bank and there were shots fired . Sam , no , it 's John . He 's been shot . He 's hurt bad . You better get in there quick . Sheriff , I 've got to go talk to my brother . We 've been tryin ' to , but they do n't answer . - The state boys are gettin'ready to go in . - You 've got to get in there . Hurry up ! If you let me talk to them , I can get them to come out . I do n't know . You said yourself that might be enough evidence to convict Vernon . Now let me go tell Neil . He does n't want to hurt anybody . Please , Chief ? Please . What do you got to lose ? All right . Five minutes , or they 'll start moving in . Go ! Go ! You . You killed him . This is all your fault . He was n't gon na hurt anybody . He 's just a kid @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's me . Do n't shoot . It 's just-It 's just me . Willie . Yeah . I did n't think you were coming back . I really messed up this time , did n't I ? It 's okay . We 're gon na take care of everything , all right ? He 's alive . - We have to get him to the hospital . - I did n't mean for this to happen . He came out of nowhere . I thought he was gon na kill John . John . Oh , my God . What did I do ? - Neil , this has got ta end . - Well , what about Vernon ? We ca n't let him get away ! He 's not gon na get away . I got the proof that we needed to get the loan reviewed . You 're gon na get the farm back , but there are people waiting for us to come out first . You did it , did n't you ? You saved us again . Pop would be so proud @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . L - I never could be what he wanted . I never could be you . Neil , it 's all right . I tried to do the right things . I never wanted to be head of the family . I 've ruined ... everything he built . You did your best . How ? By losing a farm ? No . By being there when he needed you . Do n't you see ? In the end , it was n't my face he saw . It was yours . And no matter what happens to me , no matter what I do for the rest of my life , I can never change that . That moment belongs to you . I loved that old man . I should 've told him . You just did . Now come on . Let 's get him out of here . Is he gon na be okay ? Oh , sure . Yeah , he and Wilkens are both gon na be just fine . Vernon ? Uh , Vernon is convicted ofbank fraud , and he serves @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's the good part . The state banking commission reviews the loans that he made , and then they rescind the foreclosure proceedings . What about the brothers ? John and Willie are convicted of illegal entry , but thejudge takes things into consideration , and he lets them off with probation . Uh , Neil is convicted ... of aggravated assault , so he serves a term of five years . Then after he 's released , he just drifts around the country doing odd jobs ... until , uh- " Until , uh , " what ? Until he's-he 's shot in an alley in New Orleans in ' 77 . It 's a robbery , and he gets killed . Are you saying that I leaped in here and saved his life just so he could be murdered ? Well , Sam , they - they ca n't all be happy endings . And there 's nothing I can do ? Well , if you want to hang around here for another six years-I wish I never would have stopped . Why should I even stop ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're leaping around in time fixing things . It-It 's just supposed to be . I just wish this whole thing never would-Okay , John . Dad . Sam . Sam . ! Dad ? Dad , wait a minute . Wai-You 're real . You 're alive , and you 're real . Well , I believe that 's true . Uh , do I know you ? Know me ? Of course , you know me . I 'm your so- No , no , Sam . ! No , he ca n't see you . All he can see is Willie . I 'm Willie Walters . Bill Walters 's boy ? That 's right . I have n't seen you since the funeral . Your father was a good man . He was the best . How 's your mother ? She 's good . She wanted me to give you a message though . Message ? Yeah , she , uh- she wanted me to wish you a merry Christmas . Well , Merry Christmas to you too , son . Merry Christmas to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're here . ! Dad , you 're home ! Well , it 's about time . Arriving passenger Martin Elroy , please report to the courtesy desk . - Martin Elroy . - What 's that about ? What 's what about ? They just paged you . Oh . Well , I guess I was so excited to see everybody , I did n't hear . Well , we 'll get your bags and meet you at the curb . But do n't take too long . I 've got a pot roast in the oven and something special for dessert . Come on . Welcome , Daddy . Hi . Just a moment , please . You , uh - Huh ? Kids ? It 's my turn . Here he is now ! Oh , Daddy ! Oh , I missed you , Daddy . Surprise . ! I missed you , Daddy . Oh , boy .

@@5237041 ( YELLING ) I 'm ... I 'm not capable of mastering anything like that ! I ... I ca n't ! - Electronic fuse . - What in the world ? No ! The time travel sensor . The others have started . They 've gone back before you . You must get help and stop them , before they change time forever . Let 's do it ! - Beautiful . - WOLVERINE : Who ? Me ? Watch your language . ( LAUGHING ) I meant the butterfly . I suppose you , too , are beautiful , in your own unusual way . Last picnic I let you talk me into . - Apple ? - Thank you . I shall avoid the Garden of Eden parallel Beast would surely make . XAVIER : Eve 's apple was said to contain knowledge . I have always resisted the idea that knowledge ruined Paradise . - What is that ? - XAVIER : I have no idea ! You think we could just attract ants like normal people ! ( BEEPING ) ( BLASTS ) ( SCREAMING ) - Are you okay , darling ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is improving . BEAST : Get down ! What gives ? Perhaps next time you will listen . What are you doing here , McCoy ? Milk and cookies run out at the officer 's tent ? BEAST : Bad news . The humans have sent in another wave of land crabs . ( HEAVYTHUDDING ) BEAST : Look ! They have the leader surrounded . - Come on ! - Wait , Logan ! We can not hope to stop them alone ! No choice , darling . We got to help the leader . We lose Magneto , we lose the war ! WOLVERINE : Hold on , General ! The cavalry 's here ! Advance ! Push them back into the river . Whirlwind , arise ! ( SCREAMING ) STORM : Logan ! Get clear ! ( STORMSCREAMS ) ( GRUNTS ) ( GROANING ) ( GRUNTING ) - An opening , sir ! - MAGNETO : Good work , McCoy ! Forward ! Hang on , my friend . WOLVERINE : Storm ! ( GROANS ) Come on , Storm ! Do n't you leave @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ stuck with me a little longer . Oh . You know it , darling . ( THUDDING ) The army has sent in another wave of superhumans . ( YELLS ) Nurse ! Where can I find Dr . Summers ? ( @loud_explosion ) - BISHOP : LeBeau ! - Hang on ! I will be fine , Logan . Just get us clear . You got it . WOLVERINE : What the heck is that ? BISHOP : We 're too late ! While we were traveling , Fitzroy and Nimrod already nailed Xavier and changed everything . In this world , there are n't X-Men to help us . Then we go back to 1959 and stop the assassination . But now we go alone . Talk ! Now ! While you can breathe . STORM : You had better do it ! BISHOP : Storm ! He has a short fuse . Then there are still X-Men . How do you know our names , roadkill ? And what are X-Men ? SHARD : They are our heritage . You are . We 've traveled from the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( SCREAMING ) What are you talking about ? Why should we believe you ? Ask yourself , Storm . How did we get here ? Behind your lines ? How do we know you ? Why would we risk our lives to talk to you ? I do not know . It is all too difficult to believe . ( SCOFFS ) Look at this world . How are you gon na save us ? With your help , we 're gon na save the life of Charles Xavier . Who is Charles Xavier ? This is the mutant we must protect . Professor Charles Xavier used his powers to bring mutants and non-mutants together . He established a school here , where he and his team of X-Men lived and fought for basic human rights . Until somebody from our time went back and took him out . SHARD : Xavier took his message to people around the world . And when anti-mutant groups sprang up , he put his life on the line . Wolverine , you and Storm worked with him . It was a constant @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ better . - That ai n't hard to imagine . - STORM : I ca n't believe it . All of this destruction , all of this misery , is due to the absence of one man ? One of the most important men in history . I do n't buy it ! This is nuts ! BISHOP : Everything here , this war , all that you know , was caused by a time traveler from our future ! We have to go back , rescue Xavier , and keep this from happening . - WOLVERINE : It 's a trick ! - Back off ! The new Wolverine is as dense as the old one . I believe them , Logan . - Lf it will end this perpetual war . - Everything else with it ? You saw the tapes . If we find a way to save this Xavier clown , we 'll end up working together , but not being together . Sorry , pal , but you 're right about that . My darling , would you condemn the whole world just to keep @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I care about anything else ? Logan , I 'm sorry . I 'm ready to go . Are you with us ? - Yeah . You know I am . - Thanks . SHARD : This is our future , before Fitzroy changed it . We were at war , but with the resistance we had hope . STORM : Tell us what we must do . SHARD : Stop the mutant traitor , Fitzroy . This surveillance tape first alerted us to his mission . So , do we have a deal ? If we could time travel without you , mutant , we would . But I do not trust you , Fitzroy , so Nimrod will join your trip across time to make sure you perform the task and return . - Bantam does n't like this ! - Be quiet , you fool ! MAS TERMOLD : Rid me of this meddling professor , and his legacy , mutant resistance , will cease to exist . Document your trip , for if successful , I may not know you . Succeed , and you shall @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the only mutant alive . Well said . You know what I require . MAS TERMOLD : Lobdell , I have a job for you . FITZRO Y : He 'll be fine in a few days . MAS TERMOLD : Whatever . Gently , master , I bruise easily ... SHARD : That and their destination were all we got before they found the camera . They went to a small college in New England , May 11 th , 1959 , 9:00 p.m . We 've got to be there when they arrive . We must touch base in our time first , before the portal can send us further back . We must hurry . If the time change has already hit 2055 , all of our efforts will be for nothing . - Ready , Logan ? - Let 's go . BISHOP : Now ! JOHN : Charles , I think you 're taking too narrow a view of this . Professor Gray , I just ca n't see the world populated by human mutants . Remember , when a scientist says that a thing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : But when he says a thing is impossible , he is almost always wrong . ( @both_laugh ) Yes , but evolution just is n't that quirky . We change gradually for a purpose . Besides , Cindy 's your future researcher . I just want to be a simple family doctor . Well , I ca n't disagree with your motives . Take care , Charles . I 'll see you in class tomorrow . BISHOP : You are wrong , Charles . Single-generation mutations are possible . - We are both living proof of it . - Who are you ? And how do you know about me ? I read a paper you wrote on the subject in 1978 . - You see , time travel is also possible . - You 're crazy ! And who are you ? Sorry , Xavier , no time for chit-chat . The future depends on us keeping you alive . Alive ? SHARD : So these were the hippie days . BISHOP : Beatnik days , Shard . Hippies came later , man . Take these to that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Parallel futures ? Mutants and assassins ? You ca n't expect me to believe all this ! Nevertheless , it is true . WOLVERINE : I 'll take those . Hmm . Real coffee . It 's been a while . SHARD : I 've been told you can read our thoughts . Search Bishop 's mind . You will see the truth of what we are saying . I do not like to use my powers . But if you insist ... I do n't know how I came to be a mutant . I would not have chosen to be one . And I ca n't imagine being the leader of anything . I want to be a doctor . Still , if what you say is true , it would appear that I am destined to help humanity . They 're doing what ? That does it ! All right , wise guy , you and your freako comrades can just hit the road ! I do n't understand . Is there a problem ? Bad enough I have to serve you jerks from the college , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ their kind ! Skin color prejudice ? That 's so pathetic , it 's almost quaint . - It ai n't quaint . - Who are you calling pathetic ? You mongrels must be some kind of medical experiment . I think you just insulted the woman I love , lowlife . You okay , Professor ? Yes , and please , stop calling me that . Now , you can either apologize or I 'm gon na show you how intolerant I can be . - Are n't you going to stop him ? - Logan , do not hurt him ! You should thank the lady . She just saved your useless life . ( GRUNTS ) ( @all_screaming ) - Sorry about the ruckus . - Did you have to do that ? Forget about that ! We 're talking about the future of the world . If you do n't let us help you , in a couple of hours you 'll be dead and everything we know will be gone . I just do n't know . It 's all so unreal . BIG LEO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Get them ! - Keep them away from Xavier ! - My pleasure . ( GRUNTING ) ( SCREAMING ) It 's all so unreal . We are not here to hurt you . Bad listening . Let 's go ! - I ai n't done yet ! - Yes , you are , Logan . Hurry , before you make things worse ! Professor ? He 's gone ! Spread out . We 've got to find him before Fitzroy does ! You did it again , Logan . You lost your temper and the man you were supposed to protect . I 'm sorry , darling . Thinking about losing you has made me a little edgy . I know . Let 's go find Xavier . Xavier ? Are you all right ? - Oh , yes . - Gotcha ! - Nimrod ! - So , this is Nimrod . ( GRUNTS ) ( SCREAMS ) ( STRAINING ) No tin can man is gon na get the best of me ! Crack the heavens ! Remove this abomination ! - Fitzroy . - Do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Bantam , come on ! BANTAM : I hate this ... ( GROANSINFRUSTRATION ) Soulless monster ! XAVIER : Such power and destruction ! I 'm ... I 'm not capable of mastering anything like that ! I ca n't ! ( BEEPING ) Electronic fuse ! What in the world ? ( SHRILLBEEP ) No ! Something was very wrong with Gambit . I felt a deep sense of dread that I have never felt in him before . Never knew old Gambit cared so much about his family . Ha ! Heck , did n't even know he had one . I hear you need help tracking a Cajun ? Well , well , looks like he got his licks in before he left . Can it , wild boy , if you do n't want a little of the same . Gambit 's gone off alone against who knows what .

@@5237141 Hello , once again . As usual , I must warn you all that this year 's Halloween show is very scary and those of you with young children may want to send them off to bed and ... Oh , my . It seems the show is so scary , Congress wo n't even let us show it . Instead they 've suggested the 1947 classic Glenn Ford movie Two Hundred Miles to Oregon . There 's nothing wrong with your television set . Do not attempt to adjust your picture . We are controlling the transmission . What 's that , boy ? We 're in control ? Hey , look ! I can see my voice ! This is my voice on TV - Dad , you 're ruining the mood ! - Sorry . For the next half-hour , we will control what you see and hear . You are about to experience the terror and foul horror of The Simpsons Halloween Special . Well , it was a long trip , but we 're almost there . Homer , did you remember to lock the front door of the house ? Well , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ almost there again . When you locked the front door , did you remember to lock the back door ? Oh , no ! We left Grampa back at the gas station ! What about Grampa ? - Hello ! - Hi ! - We 're here ! - Oh , goody . The sea monkeys I ordered have arrived . Look at them cavort and caper . Sir , they 're the new winter caretakers for the lodge . Yes , they work hard and they play hard . This house has quite a long and colorful history . It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of Satanic rituals , witch burnings and five John Denver Christmas specials . John Denver . That 's odd . Usually the blood gets off at the second floor . Hey , I found a shortcut through your hedge maze . Why , you little ... No , no . Go easy on the wee one . His father 's gon na go crazy and chop them all into haggis . What 's haggis ? Boy , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - You mean shining . - You want to get sued ? Now , look , boy , if your da goes gaga you just use that shin of yours to call me and I 'll come a-running . But do n't be reading my mind between 4 and 5 . That 's Willie 's time ! Yes , by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply I can ensure an honest winter 's work out of those lowlifes . Sir , did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families ? Perhaps . Tell you what , we come back and everyone 's slaughtered I owe you a Coke . Cable 's out . Think I 'll have a beer . Not a drop in the house . What do you know . Homer , I 'm impressed . You 're taking this quite well . I 'll kill you ! I 'll kill all of you ! - Homer ! - Sorry . Sorry . Do n't worry . There 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'll check out that ax collection . See you later . Mom , is Dad gon na kill us ? We 're just gon na have to wait and see . - So , what 'll it be , Homer ? - Moe , give me a beer ! No . Not unless you kill your family . Why should I kill my family ? They 'd be much happier as ghosts . - You do n't look so happy . - Oh , I 'm happy . I 'm very happy . See ? Now waste your family , I 'll give you a beer . Homer ? Homie ? What he 's typed will be a window into his madness . " Feeling fine . " Wow , that 's a relief . This is less encouraging . Well , what do you think , Marge ? All I need is a title . I was thinking along the lines of No TV and No Beer Make Homer something , something . Go Crazy ? Do n't mind if I do ! Stay away from me , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me the bat ! Give me the bat ! Come on . Give me the bat . Give me the bat ... Scaredy cat . You stay here till you 're no longer insane . Chili would be good tonight . Homer , it 's Moe . Look , some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project is n't moving forward . - Ca n't murder now . Eating . - For crying out loud . Come on . - No ! Here 's Johnny ! David Letterman ! Hi , David . I 'm Grampa . I 'm Mike Wallace . I 'm Morley Safer . And I 'm Ed Bradley . All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes ! Hello , police , this is Marge Simpson . My husband is on a murderous rampage . Over . Well , thank God that 's over . I was worried there for a second . - No answer . - Do n't worry , Mom . I can use my shinning to call Willie . And that was the first time she 'd @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his family are in trouble . I 'm coming to rescue the lot of you ! All right , loony , show me what you got . Is that the best you can do ? Oh , my . I hope that rug was Scotchgarded . Must kill family . - Had been given rifles , but no ammunition . - Fortunately , there was a hardware store . - Dad , look ! Television ! Teacher ! Mother ! Secret lover . Urge to kill fading . Fading . Fading . Rising ! Fading . Fading . Gone . Come , family . Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask in television 's warm , glowing , warming glow . Live from Broadway , it 's The Tony Awards . With your hosts , Tyne Daly and Hal Linden . - Homer , change channel . - Ca n't . Frozen . Urge to kill rising . You know , Marge , I 've had my share of troubles . But sitting here now with you and the kids in our cozy home in this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm really a lucky guy . Dad , your hand is jammed in the toaster ! What ? Get it off ! Get it off ! Get it off of me ! Dad , it 's in there again ! No ! It 's stuck on my hand . This should n't be too hard to fix , with the right tools . There . Better than new . Now , to take her for a test toast . What the ... ? Look at that . I 'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time . Correction , Homer . You 're the second . - That 's right , Mr . Peabody . - Quiet , you . I 've gone back to the time when dinosaurs were n't just confined to zoos . Okay , do n't panic . Remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day . If you ever travel back in time , do n't step on anything . Because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you ca n't imagine . Fine . As @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anything I wo n't destroy the future . Stupid bug ! You go squish now ! That was just one little insignificant mosquito . That ca n't change the future , right ? Right ? I 'm back . My loving family . Nothing 's changed . Hidilly-ho , slave-a-reenos . Okilly-dokilly . Hey , what the hell is that geek Flanders doing on TV ? I see by the big board we got a Negative Nelly in sector two . I 'm gon na have to ask the whole family to kind of freeze and prepare for re-Neducation . Do n't you remember , Dad ? Flanders is the unquestioned lord and master of the world . Okay , everybody . Let 's see some big smiles . Just relax . Let the hooks do their work . What the hell are you smiling at ? Now , in case all that smiling did n't cheer you up there 's one thing that never fails : A nice glass of warm milk , a little nap , and a total frontal lobotomy . It 's not so bad , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ let you keep the piece of brain they cut out . Look . Hello . Hello there . Who 's that big man there ? Who 's that ? - Join us , Father . - Join us , Father . It 's bliss . No ! Oh , no . They 're gaining on me . Wait ! I have an idea ! These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape ! I got ta go back , fix future . This time I 'm not gon na touch a thing . Must n't crush . Must n't kill . Made it . I wish , I wish I had n't killed that fish Hey , where is everybody ? Hey , there 's a bug that looks like Dad . - Let 's kill it . - Okay . This is gon na cost me . I mean , hey . Good morning , Father , dear . Hope you 're well . Are we taking the Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma 's funeral today ? Fabulous house , well-behaved kids , sisters-in-law @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Marge , dear , would you kindly pass me a doughnut ? Doughnut ? What 's a doughnut ? It 's raining again . You 're still not in your own world , Homer . I can get you home , but you have to do exactly as I ... This is indeed a disturbing universe . Do n't touch anything ? I 'll touch whatever I feel like ! Foolish earthling , totally unprepared for the effects of time travel . - What happened to us , Kodos ? - Quiet , you . - Good morning . - What 's my name ? What color is the sky ? What of doughnuts ? What ? For the love of God , tell me ! Homer , the sky is blue , doughnuts are plentiful , Friday is TGIF night on ABC . - What 's gotten into you ? - Nothing . Nothing at all . Let 's just eat . Close enough . Hey , everybody ! Let 's all turn our desks backwards before Mrs . Krabappel shows up . - Yeah ! - Great idea @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ down to detention . Over here , Simpson . The detention room is overcrowded , so you 'll be serving in the cafeteria . Oxygen running out . You should 've thought of that before you made that paper airplane . This overcrowding in detention is becoming critical . It 's a powder keg waiting to go off in an explosion of bad behavior . Do n't bitch to me , boss man . Thanks to the latest budget cuts , I 'm down to using Grade F meat . It would be wonderful if there was a common solution to both our problems . - That would be great . - Hey , Bart . Watch this . Oh , no ! My favorite outfit ! Jimbo , this is by far the worst ... Jimbo , why do n't you assist Lunchlady Doris in the kitchen ? - Bite me , Skinner . - Well , might we . It 's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me . Oh , great ! Now I got ta work @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ impudent . Seymour , what 's with the good grub ? Well , perhaps I ought to let you folks in on a secret . You remember me telling Jimbo Jones that I 'd make something of him one day ? Are you saying you killed Jimbo processed his carcass , and served him for lunch ? I wonder where Jimbo is today . He should 've beaten us up for our lunch money an hour ago . Frau Lunchlady , please to have another Sloppy Jimbo ? That 's your third helping , young man . It 's making you fat and soft and tender . You just cut in line , did n't you ? - Report to detention , Uter . - For how long ? About seven minutes a pound should do it . Okay , I got your German grub right here . Bart , does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they 're serving us this mysterious food called " Uterbraten " ? Oh , relax , kids . I 've got a gut feeling Uter 's around here somewhere @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in all of us ? In fact , you might even say we just ate Uter and he 's in our stomachs right now ! Wait , scratch that one . Mom ! Mom ! You 've got ta help ! They 're cooking kids in the school cafeteria ! Listen , kids , you 're 8 and 10 years old now . - I ca n't fight all your battles for you . - But , Mom ! No buts . You march right back to that school look them straight in the eye and say , " Do n't eat me . " - Okay . - Okay . Since so many students have been put on permanent detention we 've merged everyone into a single class . I trust there are no objections ? Detention . Hey , you guys , I was just thinking that any one of us could be next . So , what do you say we make a break for it ? Easy there , young man . You 'll only make yourself tired and stringy . Now to check on the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ coming to rescue the lot of you ! I 'll ... I 'm bad at this . I 'm going to enjoy devouring you , Bart Simpson . Yes , I believe I 'll start as you 've so often suggested by eating your shorts . Do n't worry , guys . Something always comes along to save us . Nevertheless , I remain confident that something will come along and save the two Simpson children . Relax , honey . You were just having a crazy nightmare . You 're back with your family now , where there 's nothing to be afraid of except that fog that turns people inside out . It 's seeping in . Stupid , cheap weather stripping ! One chorus line of people Dancing till they make us stop Two ! Many dancing people Covered with blood , gore and glop Just one sniff of that fog And you 're inside out It 's worse than that flesh-eating virus You 've read about Vital organs They are what we 're dressed in The family dog is eyeing Bart 's intestine Happy Halloween Subtitles @ @ @ @ @

@@5237241 In the criminal justice system , sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous . In New York City , the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit . These are their stories . Armando , wake up . What ? Shh . Someone 's in the house . Call 911 . I ca n't find the phone . Just get in the closet . Is that you , Itsy ? Who the hell is Itsy ? Who the hell is she ? No ID . Ca n't tell me her name . Ca n't or wo n't ? I think Granny 's only knitting with one needle , if you catch my drift . Well , she came in through a window , so she was pretty desperate to get in . Well , she thinks she lives here , apparently with someone named Itsy . And you canvassed the building ? Yeah . No one knows her . Yeah , Granny Doe made herself right at home . That 's her coat on the rack . Okay . Thanks . Why are all these men here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ma'am . It 's okay . Please . Make them leave . All right . I 'm Detective Benson . Can you tell me what happened ? I have to talk to Itsy . Okay . Is Itsy the one that hurt you ? You do n't know anything , do you ? Just what Itsy told me . She promised not to tell . Well , that 's because she wants you to tell me . What happened ? He had his way with me . Who did ? Ma'am , may I ? Did you see that ? Yeah . Someone used her for an ashtray . Was she raped ? No abrasions or fluids , you 'll have to wait for the kit . But she had 12 raw burns to her breasts and genitals . She was in shock when we talked to her . You think she 'll remember more details ? I doubt it . Her head CT and MRI are clear , no sign of infection . She probably has Alzheimer 's . So , no short-term memory . Any way to kick-start @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here . She has n't been admitted yet ? No need to . She has mild high blood pressure . Nothing more serious . I gave her Silvadene lotion for her burns . This woman needs supervised care . Long-term . We do n't provide that here . I just need someone to release her to . Do you feel up to talking now ? Oh , where 's my purse ? Look , what happened to my purse ? You did n't have one with you . Did you take it when you went out ? Well , I had my purse here 10 minutes ago . Of course I had my purse . We 'll help you look for it . Did it have your name in it ? Of course it had my name in it . Okay . What was the name ? I do n't know . Whatever . What could have happened to my purse ? Well , what 's it to you ? You took my purse . You make her give me back my purse . I promise you , she did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She did take my purse . Nobody else could have taken my purse . You give me back my purse . Maybe the person who hurt you took your purse ? Were you attacked in your home ? Or someplace else ? Can you remember ? I was in my bedroom . I was ... I was asleep , and I ... I was asleep in my bedroom and I ... I woke up and ... He pushed up my nightgown . He was in there . Oh , it hurt so bad . I tried to hit him . I tried to push him off , but I could n't move . Did you know your attacker ? Who was it ? It was ... How did he get in the house ? Well , he stays there . He stays there ? Why ? Well , he stays there because he lost all his money investing it . He drinks every night . Whiskey . Oh , he smells so awful when he ... Okay . We can help you . I do n't like it when he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but you 've got to tell us his name , okay ? Who ? It 's sad . Frightening . When this steel trap starts to rust , call Kevorkian . Consider that done . Have Adult Protective Services pick her up . Where are we on her ID ? We re-canvassed the building and did a sweep of the neighborhood . No one 's claiming her . Well , she said her abuser lives with her . Yeah , so he wo n't be calling Missing Persons . Well , how far could this lady have gone in her nightie ? She broke into that apartment for a reason . She must have lived there at some point . Manager 's been there 20 years . He 's never seen her . That building 's been there at least a hundred . Go back further . The 1930 census was just unsealed this year . I can give you the name , age , sex and race of any person at any address . Assuming they were n't paranoid conspiracy freaks with a wicked big-brother complex . Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to cover the average life span . Actually , 72 is the average man 's life span . A woman 's is 79 . Oh , a man who knows his stats . Did you know the 1930 census takes 2,667 rolls of ... Yo , stop , stop , stop . Okay . There 's Seventh . Back up . There 's Sixth and there 's the building , 213 . Yeah . Apartment 1-A . The Staytons . Ellsworth , Hilda and three daughters , Lilith , 11 , Isabel , 10 , and Millie , eight . Today they 'd be 83 , 82 and 80 . She 's got ta be one of these three girls . This is n't Lilith or Isabel ? No , both my sisters passed on . Lily in ' 92 and cancer took Izzy back in ' 78 . You called Isabel " Izzy " ? Everyone did . No one ever called her " Itsy " ? Dear Lord , Itsy and Bitsy . I have n't thought about her in years . Who was Bitsy ? A neighbor @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It was Bitsy for Bess . Bess Maclntyre . Did Bess ever live with you ? No , no . But sometimes she 'd sneak over in the middle of the night . Poor thing , cry herself to sleep . She would wake up your whole family in the middle of the night ? Oh , no , no , she 'd sneak in through a window . Why was she crying ? I was too young to understand at the time , but Bess had what we used to call a " funny uncle . " Mother never let us play at her house the whole time he lived there . I got it , thanks . I 'm sorry , did I wake you ? Who are you ? I 'm Olivia . Remember ? And I 'm sorry , do you go by Bitsy or Bess now ? Bess . We 've never met . We had a long talk this morning . After the hospital ? I never go to a hospital . I 'm a very healthy person . I am healthy as a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Why am I here ? You 're in a police station . I was arrested ? No , no , no . You were attacked . You said that it was the man staying with you . The man who lost all his money in the stock market . Were you talking about your uncle ? What year did he lose all his money ? What year did he lose all his money ? He lost his money in 1929 . Everybody did . Bess , that was over 70 years ago . Your uncle hurt you when you were little . Tell me , who is hurting you now ? Well , in the small favors category , her rape kit came back negative . You look at those burns and tell me this skeev did her any favors . Looks like the doc 's done with her . What 'd you get ? The attack definitely triggered memories of her childhood molestation . So she fled to the only safe harbor she could think of , her friend Isabel 's home . She 'd sneak through the window @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from ? I doubt she 's ever gon na be able to tell you . So we just solved a 70-year-old rape case . Uncle Ted was arrested in ' 53 on five counts of rape , but not for Bess . He was killed in prison in ' 57 . Well , somebody tortured her again last night and I 'm pretty sure it was n't the dead uncle . So , who are we looking for ? A sadist . He enjoyed the torture , though I 'm not sure if it was sexual or anger-based . He 's young or socially stunted . He chose an enfeebled woman because of feelings of inadequacy . I tracked Bess through Social Security . Her checks are sent care of Jubilee Towers on Madison . Nice place for a nursing home . We 're not a nursing home . We 're an assisted living facility . Hello . Hope Garrett . Hi . Assistant Administrator . How may I help you ? I 'm Detective Benson . This is my partner , Detective Stabler . Are you aware that one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it could n't have been anyone from the nursing wing because they 're checked on a regular basis . Let 's see . Uh ... Yes , all our Level One-ers are accounted for . You do bed checks ? The residents are required to flip a switch every morning , just to let us know that they 're still with us . Well , I can guarantee you Bess Sherman did not flip her own switch today . How could she have ? Mrs . Sherman was released about two weeks ago . To whom ? Her son . Joe Sherman . Mr . Sherman ? These folks have a warrant . I 'm letting them in . He 's usually home from work about now . Nice place . No , it 's his mother 's . Rent-controlled . $350 a month , you believe that ? Mr . Sherman smoke ? Only in between the times he quits . How 's Joe been getting along with his mother since she moved back in ? All I know is she sure brought him some luck . How so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ repo men stopped coming , deliveries started . Deliveries . What kind of deliveries ? Big-screen TV came in over the weekend . Couch , chairs , the media unit . Got all the bells and whistles , CD , DVD , stereo , video , got a TiVo . Elliot . Really fixed this place up . Except for this room . Bess ' room , I 'm assuming . Looks more like her cell . Check this out . Explains the restraint marks . Joe did n't want to lose his lucky charm . Who are you , and what are you doing here ? Police . Just checking out your mother 's accommodations . Well , where is she ? Is she okay ? She 's safer than she was in this place . Let 's go . I wan na see my mother . When we 're done . Have a cigarette . I do n't smoke . Really ? We heard you did . I quit . Could I see her right now ? As soon as you explain these . She never bruised before @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She wanders at night . It 's for her own protection . Protection ? But you do n't protect her from this . Oh , my God ! Oh , my God . Well , you do n't think I burned her ? Actually , we do . Well , then you 're more confused than she is . Obviously some pervert attacked her on the street when she got out . But you did n't notice she was gone . I had an early breakfast meeting . I did n't want to wake her . But you do n't mind leaving her tied up to a bed for 18 hours ? Now , how was she supposed to use the bathroom ? Look , the housekeeper takes care of that . Maria comes in every morning . She makes Mom breakfast . She wakes her up . But she did n't come this morning . No . I do n't know why Maria did n't call me . And believe me , she 's fired . Well , we 'll take care of that for you . What 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know , your mother would 've been just fine if you had n't pulled her from that nice retirement community . They were draining her . She paid those crooks seven grand a month . Leaving nothing for you . All right , you know what ? I 'm done . So you either charge me , or you let me go . And I 'm gon na take my mother with me . No way we 're releasing Bess into his custody . He 's her legal guardian . He 's her abuser . According to whom ? You have no witnesses , and the victim ca n't make a complaint . Look , we suspect a parent of abuse , Child Services does n't need the victim 's complaint . The law assumes a child ca n't speak up for itself . Neither can Bess . And her son is strapping her to a bed . A lawyer could argue he believed it was a reasonable , albeit very misguided , attempt to keep Bess safe . Look , Alex , there 's got ta be some way @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to ensure her safety , he endangered her . It 's a stretch . Well , then stretch it into an order of removal . We 'll stall Joe . What 's the problem now ? I have a protective order to place your mother back in Jubilee Towers until this matter is straightened out . My mom belongs with me . The courts disagree with you . Mom . Mom , would you tell them that I did not hurt you ? Why is it so noisy in here ? I 'm gon na sue every one of your asses . Lawyers are mighty expensive , Joe . Here 's a protective order freezing your mother 's accounts and assets . You ca n't do that . Mom , do n't you worry , I am gon na bring you home ! Captain , got any tissues for me ? I 'm about to break out into tears . Hey , escort Mr . Sherman out the back . We 'll see if we can dig up any dirt from the neighbors , see if Maria the housekeeper even @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Joe Sherman , take care of his mother , Bess ? Yes , what 's wrong ? Did you go to work yesterday ? No one was there . I thought maybe he took her to the doctor . She ran away sometime the night before . Could you come up here , please ? We 'd like to ask you a few questions . Do you have any idea what she was running from ? You ever see any marks or bruises on Mrs . Sherman ? No . Did you ever see Mr . Sherman hurt her ? No , but when things are stressful , he speaks very harsh with her . Was he stressed out Monday ? Very . Everything had to be just perfect for his party . I invited a few investors over . You failed to mention it . It was n't relevant . I can assure you that none of them touched my mother . Delway Furniture Rentals says your Visa was declined . Send them a check . But the bank called ... Just deal with it . Business troubles ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ our accounts . I think you mean your mother 's accounts . This is a start-up business , my mother 's a key investor . What about those big investors at your party ? Do n't go near them . Why , they see something you do n't want us to hear about ? Maybe Mom wandered out , caused a scene , embarrassed you ? So you drove home the burning importance of being a silent partner . Why are you trying to destroy me when the monster who tortured my mother is still out there ? Joe , just cough up the party list . No way in hell you 're ever gon na get that list . Damn it to hell , you got crap all over my shoes . If you wan na bitch , switch places . This one 's full of rancid salmon puffs . Maybe they did n't go over too big at Joe 's party . You sure it 's Joe 's ? Incoming . Housekeeper said she threw out three bags with yellow ties . We got ta check all of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Joe 's address on it . Hair dye for men . And something that 's best applied anally . Stop jerking around and find the guest book . Hello ! Names ? Cigarette butts . One of them 's got ta be our weapon . You 're keeping me busy , Detectives . Forty-five cigarette butts in all . Five different brands . Any way to match the butts to the wounds ? If we were talking about cigars or slims . Unfortunately , most brands are identical in size , so there 's no way to narrow down by wound diameter . Just need to prove that the attack took place in that apartment . Any way to find flesh residue ? Well , at the point of inhalation , the burn zone temperature is around 850 and 900 degrees . Seared away all the evidence . DNA from saliva on the filters will take weeks to run . We 're screwed . Not really . Fingerprints . Ninhydrin . I 'll spray them all and then I 'll run them through the system . We already checked out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all his mystery smoking guests are as clean . Investing in one of these is like buying a Monet . It 's easy on the eyes as it gains in value . Will you excuse me , please ? Hi , there ! Hugh Wilkins ? How can I help you ? By fessing up . The Tychon Food Chopper , it could n't really slice and dice a beer can , now , could it ? Sure it could . Of course , you have to follow the instructional video , sold separately . How did you ... When you got bonded to sell that crap door-to-door , you gave up your prints . We found one on a cigarette butt you left at Joe Sherman 's party . Did you have any trouble with his moms that night ? His mother ? I never even saw her . What 's this about ? Joe . Yeah . What 's his racket ? Oh ! The Trifecta Wizard . It 's an unbeatable horseracing software program . Unlike his other get-rich-quick schemes , this one was " a sure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gate ? Habitually . You should ask Joe about his llama ranch in Texas . That one even scared off his mother . She was an investor ? Up until two years ago , she was his principal backer . After that , she had to guard what was left of the nest egg . She cut the purse strings . That must have pissed Joe off . Well , he went broke . But then the old lady moves back in , lo and behold , he has start-up money again . According to everyone we spoke to , Joe has been a leech his entire life . Right behind you , speak of the devil . Look , I asked you to stay away from my investors . Three just pulled out . And we 're only through half the list . You 're ruining me . Like you were ruining your mother ? We pulled her financials , Joe . The only money I ever took from her was rent . Five times a month ? All made to cash . Let me see those . Andy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He 's talked her into writing checks before . And was Andy at the party ? He stopped by , uninvited , with one of his deadbeat friends . He needed a place to sober up . They spend the night ? No . I gave him just an hour . Told him to stay in the den , out of sight . Where does your son live ? Jersey . With his mom . Now will you leave my investors alone ? What the hell ? Who let you in ? Your mother . We heard you were on the party circuit . What ? Dad 's ? Monday night ? I do n't call being exiled to the broom closet a party . We also heard that your dad was n't too proud of his dropout son . Dropout ? Is that what he said ? What do you say ? My gran set me up with a college trust fund . I had to drop out when Dad drained it . All he left me with is a ratty old Ilama-hair coat . Yeah ? And now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ must 've pissed you off . I 'm not pissed at Gran . It 's my dad who 's a jerk . I 'm the only one who ever visited her at the home . You see her at the party ? Of course I did . She write you out any more checks ? Sometimes she gives me presents . She does n't even know her own name . Must take some prodding on your part . She 's the only person in my life who ever gave a crap about me . I would never , ever hurt her . What about that guy that you hang out with ? Hal ? Yeah . Does he smoke ? Yeah . Was he ever alone with your gran at the party ? I do n't know . You do n't know . I might have nodded off a bit . Mmm-hmm . Where can we find this Hal ? At work . Jubilee Towers , where my gran was . That 's where we met . He took care of her . Leave me alone ! Stop it ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Leonard ! Idiot ! Look what you did ! Hey , Hal , calm down . Who are you ? We 're the police . Sir , are you okay ? He 's trying to kill me . What do you want ? Are you always this good with the patients ? Help me , do n't let him take me away . Do n't you worry , nobody 's taking anybody anywhere . Oh , please , do n't encourage him . This happens every day . Mr . Leonard hates needles . But he is going to chemo . We need to talk . In private . Look , I 've got three patients late for appointments and I 've had nothing but troublemakers all day . Troublemakers ? How about Bess Sherman ? She one of your troublemakers ? No , she 's a dream . We heard you ran into her on the outside . With the end of a cigarette butt . Maybe that rings a bell . I do n't know what you guys have been smoking , but I 've got lives @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of safety . Even we non-medical employees are trained in CPR . Well , have the safety standards been slipping since Hal started working here ? Are all of those complaints ? You have to understand that many patients will complain if you just look at them wrong . Hal 's worked here a year . He 's only had one serious complaint against him . Which was what ? Well , Mr . Jackson accused Hal of trying to suffocate him . Well , did you call the police ? Uh ... Mr . Jackson is senile . Well , did you at least check on it ? Of course I did , but we found nothing . You have to realize that fiction and reality blend in the mind of some of our patients . You know , we get rape reports after the enema cart makes its rounds . Hal did n't strike me as a real people person . Now , why hire someone like that ? It 's a very low-paying job . Not a lot of people find changing adult diapers rewarding . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on-duty injuries ... Whoa , whoa . Hal injured patients ? No , patients injured him . Mr . Jackson ? Yeah ? You the nude models I ordered ? No . Actually we 're ... That was a joke . What can I do you for ? Heard you had problems with Hal , the nurse 's aide . That man 's a serial killer . Tell us about it . He pinches me all the time . One day I bit him , real hard . Son of a bitch cut off my oxygen , whispered , " You 're gon na die soon , old man . " And nobody did anything about it ? Hell , no . Took his word over mine . Well , we believe you . He done anything since then ? Sheet people scared him off . Who ? You know who I mean . Klan comes at night , roams the halls . Better watch your back . Okay . We had Mr . Jackson till he took a left at Mississippi . Yeah , but even paranoids are right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ short on the bedside manner . Okay . Well , we heard you scratched his face . Why ? I ca n't say for sure . Oh , you know , just tell them . It was after I broke my hip last fall . Yeah , taking dancing lessons for that cruise . Anyway , when I came back after surgery , I woke up one night , convinced that someone was suffocating me . Was it Hal ? Well , it sure was n't the morphine . All I know is that I thought I was dying . I started clawing at something . Then , suddenly , I could breathe again . When I opened my eyes , Hal was standing over me , his face scratched and bleeding . What 'd he say ? That I was hallucinating . He pinches the patients , hides their dentures , and when he wants a real rush , he plays keep-away with their oxygen . But here 's the rub . Every victim was either doped up or senile . Making them the perfect victims . Even if @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . That 's probably why he took the job in the first place . He gets his rocks off watching them suffer . What do you got ? A notice of claim filed six months ago against Jubilee Towers . A $10 million negligence suit brought about by the estate of a deceased former resident . What happened ? Does n't say . A settlement was reached with a nondisclosure clause . Who was named in the suit ? Everyone the dead woman came into contact with , from the director down to the lowliest of nurse 's aides . Including our pal Hal ? This dead woman have a name ? Dahlia Brown . I 'm already working on an exhumation order . Not bad for nine months in the ground . Skin 's perfectly intact . She 's lost some muscle tone , but have n't we all ? You know the day 's coming when embalming fluid is put in a lotion . Until then that time , it will remain the medical examiner 's worst nightmare . When the undertaker flushed out her blood , he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dissolved any protein-based poison in her organs . Anything you could test for ? Tissue toxicology , heavy metals , which came back negative for arsenic , lead and cyanide . The death certificate said cardiac arrest . Which means we do n't know what really happened , but we do n't think it was foul play . The M.E . 's got ta put something down for cause of death . What would you have put ? I do n't know , but I certainly would have mentioned this . A tiny pinprick hole unaccounted for in the medical records . She was in the hospital wing . Maybe they gave her an IV . She was in to have her knee drained . The hole 's in the wrong place . You settled with the deceased 's daughter . Realize you made a mistake ? No , it was cheaper than going to court . Well , then what happened with Dahlia ? Well , grieving people sometimes have trouble accepting the death of loved ones . The pain makes them look for someone to blame . Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ records that her last supper was delivered by somebody with the initials H.S . Any other nurses ' aides with those initials besides Hal Shipley ? We 're gon na need to speak with anybody who might have seen him with Dahlia that night . Okay . Man , I do n't want to grow old . In our line of work , be careful what you wish for . How 'd you do ? No one remembers any fireworks between them , but I did find out a little about Dahlia . Great lady , lousy patient ? When she was in pain , she was a pain . Needy and demanding , Hal 's favorite . Yeah , he had means , he had opportunity with Bess , Dahlia , Mr . Jackson , a dozen others . That we know of . He 's like a psycho kid in a candy store . Time to take away his candy . Excuse me , where ... Room 410 's coding . Quick , get the crash cart . 410 is Bess ' room . Code blue to room @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ In here ! Hope . You were right . I saw it was him . He was ... Let 's calm down . Just take a breath and tell us what happened . After we talked , I called Hal in and , you know , I told him to finish his shift and leave . He wanted to know why , and I told him . I said , " It 's because of the way you treat the patients . " And he was furious and he just stormed out . You ca n't help in there . Now , did he make any threats ? No , but after what we talked about , you know ... I was worried , so I came down to check on Bess , and that 's when I saw him . What was he doing ? He was just ... He was leaving the room , but I did n't even think . I just went in there and her pulse was weak and thready and I just pushed the code button and started CPR . Hold on , hold @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'm gon na go with her . Put her on a monitor and start an IV . She had a fresh needle mark . What are you still doing here ? We heard you were fired . The pencil-pushing bootlicker told me to finish off my shift . Account for your whereabouts for the last 15 minutes . Stockroom . Taking inventory . Let 's go for a ride , Hal . Am I under arrest ? No . Then screw off . Excuse me ? Whatever . Let 's party . I hope I 'm not interrupting anything . Yeah , a big tearful goodbye . Oh , you really do n't wan na miss this . You got a latent print report ? Hal 's known , identified print . From that last cig break at the Towers . You really should n't litter . You ca n't do that . Yeah , well , you voluntarily discarded it . Meaning legally , your butt is ours . As is this one , retrieved from Joe Sherman 's party trash . Well , that looks like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , three ending ridges and an island . Lots of guys were smoking at the party . Yeah ? Well , how many had seared flesh at the end of their cancer sticks ? That we can match to Bess Sherman . Uh ... Where 's the lab on the DNA ? I 'm on my way there right now . Call us when you know . When we have the results , we wo n't need a confession from pantywaist here . No confession , no plea bargain . Which means you do the max . CSU said they could n't get flesh off of the cigarette . Oops . Okay , I burned her . What ? I burned her . Why ? It 's not like I planned it . Andy owed me a lot of money , which he said he could get from Grandma Bess . Owed you money for what ? Nothing to do with this . He pulls a check from her purse , says , " You need to sign this , Gran . " Bam , she does . So it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ try it yourself . So you go back in , get another check . And she yells , " Rape . " Just like she used to at the home when I 'd help dress her . As if . Your job sucked , we know . No , you do n't know ! I had to clean them and feed them and wipe up their crap . They owed you . So all she had to do was sign the other check . But what does she do ? She screams ? She tried to get you in trouble . So I go over to quiet her down , and my cigarette accidentally burns her chest . And she starts screaming rape at the top of her lungs , and I just ... I just snap . I say , " I 'll show you rape . " And I pull up her nightgown and I jab that cigarette at her again and again and again . What happened when you saw her today ? I did n't see her today . Sweetie , we 've got a witness @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hallucinating . When she coded , I was in the stockroom . I can prove it . Hal 's been hacking into the drug computer . Son of a bitch was stealing drugs . Maybe he fudged the times . According to the tech , this machine is like the Fort Knox of drug dispensers . Then he 's covered . His list of stolen nurses ' codes matches perfectly to what we found in his locker . Well , Hope swore she saw him leaving Bess ' room . So , if the computer 's not lying ... Bess is n't the first patient Hope has saved , you know . Really ? She found Mrs . Mercer in cardiac arrest last Christmas Eve . Same situation ? She started CPR ? Can you imagine a more depressing day to die ? Sounds like a Christmas miracle . I think there was one other time . Zona ? Yeah ? Did n't Hope Garrett save another patient before ? Oh . She tried . The guy did n't make it . No , this was a woman . Remember @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Senior prom with the emphasis on " senior " ? It 's a dance the Level One-ers throw every spring . Their anti-youth counterstatement . You know , the punch always gets spiked , somebody tries to limbo and breaks a hip . So this woman that Hope saved was otherwise a healthy dance casualty . Well , she was n't dancing . She collapsed at the buffet table . It 's a good thing Hope knows her CPR . I 'm not gon na let anybody else hurt you , Ma . You 're coming home with me . You sure that 's in her best interest ? Oh , I do n't know , maybe I 'll throw her back in with that lunatic who burned her , like you did . Dad , you 're upsetting Gran . No lip from you . You 're the one that started this whole thing by letting that drug supplier into my house . I 'll come by later , Gran . I 'll bring those brochures of the other homes . Sweet boy . Just so you know , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anybody else . Oh , you 're so quick . It only took two attempts on my mother 's life for you to figure it out . You 're my friend , are n't you ? Yes , I am , Bess . Make this man be quiet . Do n't you worry about it . He 's just leaving . Guess again . I was wrongly accused . The protective order was dropped . Well , I hear that the misappropriation of funds investigation is just beginning . Uh , I 'm sorry , is this a bad time ? No , you 're welcome anytime . And thanks for saving my mother 's life . Oh , well , Bess is one of our favorites . No way she 's going anywhere while I 'm around . So , you have saved , what , three now ? Including Bess , yeah , I guess so . And just that one loss . Mr . Tazelo . Yeah , what happened ? I was passing by X-ray and there he was , just slumped over in his wheelchair @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm sure an aide was on the way . But he was alone long enough to die unnoticed . Or was he still breathing when you found him ? He was . I mean , you know , he was dead . But you still tried to resuscitate him . Well , I did n't know how long he 'd been there . We bring people back all the time . So , I just , um , you know , pulled him to the floor and started CPR . I did n't want to give up . They had to pull me off . This woman is a complete wacko . It could be malignant hero syndrome . A person sets up a risky situation to create an emergency and then comes out a hero . Like a fireman starting a fire . It 's all about personal gain . In this case , attention , prestige . Like Munchausen by proxy . She kills people just to bring them back to feel better about herself . What was she shooting them up with ? I picked up Bess @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's no poisons , no anomalous drugs . She had epinephrine in her system . That 's what they give when your heart stops , right ? Exactly . I guess that 's why it 's under the " no big surprise " column . Well , Hope revived Bess with CPR . Once her heart was started again , she should n't have been given epinephrine . And according to this chart , she was n't . What would happen if that was given to somebody who had a healthy heart ? It would speed up heart rate , increasing cardiac output and blood pressure to a dangerous level . Mimicking a heart attack . Perfect crime . Son of a bitch . Hope was a nurse . She worked at Oak Glade Nursing Home . Her license was revoked 15 years ago . On what grounds ? Gross negligence . " Failed to dilute potassium chloride doses . " It 's cozy , is n't it ? An elevator adjacent . Do you like to swim , Mr . Hamrick ? Because you 're gon na love the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ heart rate up . It 's a hell of a lot safer than being injected with epinephrine . Is everything all right ? Absolutely . Excuse me one minute . Elliot , Olivia . Um ... This probably is n't a good time to talk about the unpleasantness . Oh , we do n't plan to discuss it here . Good . A squad room would be much more appropriate . Did something new happen with Hal ? Well , our techs pulled the used syringes on the Sharps boxes here . Hal 's prints were n't on any of them . Well , he had access to , you know , over a dozen boxes of surgical gloves , so maybe he thought to use a pair . You did n't . They found your prints on a syringe of epi in the box at the nurses ' station . Well , you know Hal did it . He confessed . To burning her . But you did n't give a damn about that as long as you could grab the spotlight . Why are you trying to embarrass @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you enjoy being the center of attention . Hope Garrett , you 're under arrest for the attempted murder of Bess Sherman ... What are you talking about ? ... and suspicion of murders committed at Oak Glade Nursing Home . This is ridiculous , okay ? You have the right to remain silent . This is absolutely ridiculous . It 's a mistake . If you give up that right , anything you say ... This is a mistake ! I examined the records of 22 deaths at Oak Glade between May of 1982 and March of 1987 . And what did you find ? Evidence of potassium poisoning in seven of them . Why was n't this discovered in any of their autopsies ? People expect the elderly to die . An autopsy is performed maybe one out of 25 cases . Well , surely some of them were examined ? Yes , but when cells die , they release potassium . It would have been impossible to detect . So , how did you ? By examining their EKGs . Could you please show us on the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ indicative of hyperkalemia . Uh ... In layman 's terms ? Their hearts were beating too fast . Dr . Warner , what causes there to be too much potassium in the blood ? Kidney failure can , or it was introduced by an outside source . Did any of them have kidney disease ? No . Someone administered lethal doses . Do you have any idea how many mistakes doctors make , how many times I 've covered their asses ? Counselor , you control your client , or I 'll have her removed from this courtroom . Yes , Your Honor . The jury will disregard the defendant 's outburst . The People may proceed . One last question , Dr . Warner . In all these cases , how many different administering nurses were there ? Just one . Hope Garrett . Yes , but you have to understand every last one of them was at death 's door . Counselor . Your Honor , I 'm sorry . This wo n't happen again . You know , I do n't think you realize how little time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they were on their very last breath . You had no right to take it from them . You do n't understand . I help people . What do you do ? You stupid bitch ! Hope ! This is not helping . Court is recessed . Bailiff , take the jury out . How can you just sit there and let them crucify me ? I do n't need this , you know . I 'm leaving . Court officers , remove the defendant . This is not fair . All you tell them about is Oak Glade and Jubilee Towers . But I 've worked in homes for 15 years in between . And how many of them did you kill ? I did n't kill anybody . Maybe a few of them would n't pull through for me , but I have saved hundreds . Hundreds . And you do n't even care about them , do you ? Take your hands off of me ! Let go of me !

@@5237341 Honey , are you up ? I had a good night 's sleep . There 's no kids in bed with us for a change . - How about a little -- - Oh , God . I do n't feel so well . You usually do n't say that until after . No , I mean it , Ray . Stay away from me . Oh , God , I 'm so hot . I 'm getting all these mixed signals . - Honey , the kids . - I know , they 're fine . Ray , could you get the kids , please ? All this discussion . We could have been done by now . Hi , I 'm Ray , and I live here in Long lsland with my wife Debra . She 's great with the kids , the house , everything . I do n't know how she does it . We 've got a daughter Ally ... and twin two-year-old boys . It 's not really about the kids . My parents live across the street . That 's right . And my brother lives with them . Now , not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you ... but mine would because -- Everybody loves Raymond . Yeah . Mommy 's not feeling too good . What did you do to her ? Nothing . Believe me , nothing . I think Mommy 's got the flu , sweetie . Ray , I think you 're gon na have to help me today . All right , I 'll ... . Wait a minute , my Terry Bradshaw meeting . Honey , I 'm sorry . Oh , no . If I get to ghostwrite his book ... I can afford to get you round-the-clock nursing care . - I 'll take care of you , Mommy . - Thank you , honey . See ? Look at her . Is n't she sweet ? Do n't kids cheer you right up ? - Yeah . - You 're looking a lot peppier right now . I 'm starting to get chills now , sweetie . You better get that ThermoScan . The thermometer , so we know what we 're dealing with . Know what we 're dealing with ? That 's hospital talk . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Kitchen talk . Like , " What would Ray want for breakfast before his big meeting ? " Ally , the jumping is making Mommy sick . Stop , Ally . That 's enough . Here , look , read this . Wait a minute . That 's Victoria 's Secret . That 's Daddy 's . Here , read this . - This is the thermometer ? - Yeah . - All right . Should I set it to stun ? - No . Here , give it to me . - Where do you put that ? - You put it in your ear . That would have been my third guess . Honey , look , it 's almost 103 . - No ! 103 . - Yeah . It 's a scale . That 's what your head weighs . It 's not . Come on . Just laugh . A little laugh . Laughter is the best medicine . A priest and a rabbi are leg wrestling . Face it , I 'm sick , honey . This is my one shot with Terry Bradshaw @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it off ? - That 's what my father always told me . That and , " Rub some dirt on it . " Ray , listen . Come on , I 'm sick . You 're gon na have to help me . I know . Of course I know . I 'm just panicking . All right , rest . Look , you rest . Take care of yourself , so this never happens again . I 'll start the breakfast . - Come on , Ally . - Here . Mommy 's not feeling good . We 'll have breakfast . Come on , guys . You just take care of yourself . I 've got it all under control . A little easy on the throat , Ally . Look , you 're up . You 're feeling better . No . I just got worried about you down here unsupervised . What 's wrong with Ally ? All I did was give her breakfast . That 's all I did . The next thing I know , she 's burning up . She 's hot @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Come here , honey . - Okay . Not you ! Ally ! I 'm here . Do n't worry . Oh , God , look at you , Debra . Good morning , Marie . Ray , your mom 's here . I thought she could come by and help with the kids ... while I 'm at my big meeting . - Was n't that a good idea ? - Yeah . I have an idea . How about if I bite your nose really hard ? That 's the NyQuil talking . Ray , listen , Ally 's got ta go to the doctor . Now what are we gon na do ? - Wait a minute . Michael 's hot , too . - What ? That 's what comes from vitamins shaped like cartoon characters . Geoffrey 's fine . No , that 's not how you do it . Let me see the baby . Yeah . He 's fine . Now , you have to take Michael and Ally to the doctor right now . And I 'll stay here with Debra @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't want you ... getting sick . I do n't get sick , dear . Mom 's more of a carrier . Go get dressed and take the kids to the doctor . All right . Come on , Ally , go . My Terry Bradshaw meeting ! I ca n't just blow him off . - Who 's that ? - The football player . He 's very famous . He 's in the Hall of Fame . He won four Super Bowls . I never heard of him . I have a big meeting with him . Do n't worry . Look , I 'll take care of it . - Yeah . Would you just call Hammond ? - Hammond ? Dr . Hammond , the kids ' doctor . Right , Dr . Hammond . The guy with the good lollipop . I 'll call him . - Yeah . His number 's in the book , honey . - All right . In the kitchen . In the drawer . By the refrigerator . There , you got nothing now . Come here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know what ? I think I 'm fine . No , please , don't . 103 . Oh , yeah . I ca n't believe how long this is taking . I 'm supposed to meet Terry Bradshaw right now . I ca n't believe this . I was up all night cleaning vomit off an antique quilt . Okay , it 's a bad day for all of us . - How old is he ? Let me guess , 10 months . - Yeah . He 's got a nice-shaped head . - Has he still got that soft spot ? - Yeah . Always check those when they 're born . Make sure that spot goes in . You know , ' cause if it comes out that means they 've been tampered with . Look , Michael . Look over there . Look at that pretty little girl . He 's a boy . Sorry . I got thrown by all the pink and the earrings . - Daddy , I do n't feel so good . - I know , honey . Now , here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , okay ? Let 's look at this . Here , look at this page . " What does n't belong ? " Puppy , kitten , chipmunk ... " bird , frog ... . " - Terry Bradshaw ? - Ray Barone ? Hi , Terry . How are you ? This is where you want me to meet you ? Listen , I knew you had a plane to catch , and I really wanted us to get together . And then this thing came up . I thought this place is just as good ... as long as you do n't put anything in your mouth . Honey , come here , look . This is Terry Bradshaw . This is the man Daddy 's gon na talk to about his new book . Hello ! Yo , Terry , hey . Steelers rule , man ! Listen , Ray , I 'm sorry . I mean , I read your column and love it ... but I do n't think this thing 's gon na work out . Terry , I understand . This is out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this . I think it can work out . Look , let 's talk for five minutes . Sit here . Sit here . Honey , sit down . And let 's talk to the man . I can't . - I ca n't do this . - All right , you do n't have to . We do n't have to sit . We 'll just talk . I do n't think this is a good idea . I do n't normally do business like this . Of course you do n't . I know . I would n't have done this if I did n't think it was a great opportunity for both of us . I got some great ideas , really . Real quickly . I think the book should answer questions the public has always wanted to ask . Can I touch your head ? Hey , girl , look at this . You know , I can see you got your hands full . I know I do , but I still think we can talk for a little while . Mr . Barone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , please ? - Nice meeting you . - Thanks , I think we did something here . - I 'm sorry . - All right . We had a good meeting . Laid a little foundation . I 'll have my people call your people . - You do that . - Okay . Who am I kidding ? This is " my people . " I do n't understand how the children got so sick . I mean , you do put coats on them , do n't you ? No , Marie , I send them out straight from the tub , buck-naked . Yes , of course they wear coats . - What coats ? - The coats that you bought them . I never see them wearing them . I know you never liked those coats . But I do n't think it 's worth endangering your children 's health ... - just to send me a message . - They wear the coats . You know , they 're very expensive coats . They 're good . They 're good , warm coats . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - I bought bad coats . - No , they 're ... . - They 're fine , Marie . I just need to rest now . - Now , here . Blow . You know , I bought those coats from Frank 's friend , Leon . He said it was a deal . That crook . He sold me paper coats . If I can just make it to the phone . I should never listen to Frank . " Buy from Leon , " he said . " Leon has quality merchandise . " What he does n't say is that Leon wants to kill my grandchildren . Where 's the ketchup in this house ? - Oh , my God . What are you doing here ? - Looking for ketchup . That 's what you 're worried about ? It 's your fault that Debra and the kids are sick . - What ? - Your friend Leon , with his cheap coats . - Those coats were very expensive . - He made everyone sick . Please , my head . - And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ color . - They ripped the first day . - I did n't read the thing . You 're not supposed to sit in them . They 're not sit-down slacks . Please , you are actually killing me . See what you 're doing to her ? Go , please . She needs her rest . She should be up and moving around . She should walk it off . You do n't know what you 're talking about . You and your cheap coats . I know what sick people need . They need rest and peace and quiet . I know where the ketchup is . Upper left , refrigerator door . Upper left . That 's all I needed to know . Feel better , sweetheart . Ketchup . It 's great to see you again , Mr . Barone . It 's been quite a while . That 's ' cause Debra loves this part of being a parent . - Does this phone dial out ? - Why ? Is everything all right ? Yeah . I was just thinking of calling the guy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ though ? It does n't matter . Does n't matter . I just want the kids to get better . That 's all . - Do n't worry . Daddy 's here , okay ? - Now , that 's good . Sometimes I need a little help restraining the children when I examine them . Restraining the children ? You are a real doctor , right ? - How are you feeling , Ally ? - Crummy . She upgraded herself . This morning she was icky . - What has she been eating lately ? - Good things . Lots of green stuff . Sometimes hot , and sometimes cold . Debra does that mostly . - What about her sleeping habits ? - That , I know . I know that because I read her a book and tuck her in right about 8:00 . Well , if I 'm not at the game . Working . - I 'm a sports writer , you know . - That 's right . I remember . What I meant was , does she wake up a lot during @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you know . It 's kind of like that " tree falling in the forest " thing . You know ? But I read her the books . And I sing her the duck song , right , honey ? itte ducks , big ducks Lots of swinging ducks You have a lovely voice . Deep breath . She 's been around a lot of children who are sick ? Yes , in your waiting room . It 's like a hot zone out there , I 'll tell you . I mean , the children she plays with . Debra arranges the play dates , but then I go and pick her up sometimes . When you 're home . You sound like a typical dad . No , I 'm a very good dad . Yeah , I go on the road a lot , but when I come home ... then they 're all mine , right ? Like , what did we do last week ? We went to the video store , we got you your favorite video . That 's why they like it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ only lets them watch it once . I let them watch that as many times as they want . They love it . It 's great . They can sit in front of that thing for hours . Right ? We have fun , do n't we ? And Ally 's favorite video ? The Little Mermaid . No , Beauty and the Beast . Right . It 's the same thing . Ally , honey , I 'm going to take a look in your ears now , okay ? - Can you hold her for me ? - Yeah . It 's all right , now . Doctor 's making me do this . This is the doctor 's fault , okay ? - Daddy is still a great man . - Here we go . That 's it . All done . Go get yourself a lollipop . Ally seemed to have a touch of the flu . Let 's see how little Michael is doing . I 'm pretty sure that 's going to be the same thing , too . They 've got the same @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I know these kids . Mr . Barone , Michael seems fine to me . That 's impossible . No , I 'm telling you , there 's nothing wrong with that child . What are you talking about ? This morning ... . Feeling better , honey ? Yeah , you know , I think that garlic actually helped . To tell you the truth , I thought that was an old wives ' tale . Look who you 're talking to . Honey , button up your sweater , and let 's close your robe . I do n't want you to catch a chill . Is there anything else I can get for you ? Maybe I 'll just go upstairs for a while . No , you stay right here . I 'll go straighten out the covers . No , you do n't have to -- I know . I 've been ordering you around a lot today . But when of your own is sick ... you have to forget about winning a popularity contest . You 're in no danger . The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Marie . It 's nice to be taken care of for a change . Thank you . We 're both mothers . You know , there is not much difference between us . Is n't that right ? I do n't want to say the wrong thing . We are the same , are n't we , Frank ? Yeah , you 're exactly the same . Like me and Fabio . See , Frank thinks so , too . Okay , I 'm back ... with all the right children . How are the kids ? Daddy said we could watch TV until we get better . Dr . Hammond said they 'll be fine in about 24 hours . And he was amazed at how identical these twins are . You know , if they ever need x-rays , I bet we only have to bring in one . It was an honest mistake . Yeah , like father knows best . He brought the wrong kid . I know . I never mixed up you and Robert . Yes , you did , Dad . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ much better . Thanks . - Good . - What happened to your shirt ? I was giving the kids their medicine . They love that stuff . Hello ? Oh , yes . He is . Just a minute , please . - It 's Terry Bradshaw . - Come on . Hi , Terry , yeah ? I 'm sorry about this afternoon . You know , being a parent is the toughest thing . Do n't you think ? No , I never had to see Mean Joe Greene naked . Yeah . Thanks , but my kid is still a little sick , and my wife 's still sick ... . You know what ? I do n't think so . All right , well , thanks . Okay , Terry , bye . What did you do ? His plane was delayed a few hours , and he wanted me to come visit him at the hotel . - And I told him , you know -- - What ? I told him what was important . You told him to forget it ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm gon na help you . What are you , out of your mind ? You 're gon na pass this up ? What are you talking about ? I 'm here . I 'm helping you with the kids , with the medicine . All right , not the medicine . Get Terry back on the phone before he hires somebody else . Is this a test ? Yeah . This is like the time you told me I could go to Bernie 's bachelor party . It 's not like Terry Bradshaw is going to give you a lap dance . What are you saying ? I do n't get you . Are n't you upset that I do n't know the kids as well as you ? No , Ray . I mean , you did your best . I needed you this morning and you were there for me . And now , I need you tonight to go and make the money . All right , I 'll call him . But am I a bad father because I do n't know who the kids @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , or how long you breast-fed the twins for ? By the way , I told the doctor you stopped . Right ? Yeah , six months ago . Right , I thought it was a little less crowded around there . Ray , come here . I mean , look , so you do n't know some things , you know ? But you 're trying , and you care , and you work hard . And your job takes you away a lot . But it 's because of your job you were able to pay the doctor today . - I was supposed to pay him today , right ? - Yeah . Here , take my temperature . You 're feeling a lot cooler . I think it 's time for a little " doctor and the patient . " Well , Mrs . Barone . Why are you taking your clothes off ? I 'm the dentist . Come on , Ray . - What ? - Because I 'm better , but I 'm tired . How tired are you ? You do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ away . All right , do n't worry about it . I 'll walk it off . Or rub some dirt on it . I 'm glad we finally got some time to do this . I know we 've both been very busy . Okay , so tell me ... of all the places you 've played ... where would you say is your favorite ? In my room . Okay . Have you ever seen Mommy kiss the cable man ?

@@5237541 And in science news , researchers say it may be true that after several years dogs and their masters begin to look alik e . Yeah , right . Hi , son . Over here , Mom . Oh , I 'm sorry , honey . Your father 'll be home soon , and he 'll be looking for dinner . Tell him I hope he finds it . I 'm just going over to Marcie 's . But you 'll miss Dad 's latest episode of A Fat Woman Came into the Shoe Store Today . Actually , I already know how it ends . He does n't get the sale or a life . Peg . Bud . Over here , Dad . I 'm sorry , son . Guess what happened today at the shoe store . Did a fat woman come in ? Enormous . Wow , that was a spine-tingler . Much better than yesterday 's , " A fat woman walked past the shoe store . " Oh , I 'm sorry , Peg . I must have forgot my manners . How 'd you do at work today ? I see . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her . So I 'm trying to force a pair of size-13 shoes on her Jurassic feet when she says to me that her husband just left her . The plot thins . Pardon me , son , let 's hear about your day at work today . That 's interesting . So this woman 's telling me about how her husband left her . And she reaches into her purse moves aside the pastrami sub and produces two $500 courtside tickets to tonight 's All-Star Charity Basketball Game . The one to send overprivileged white kids to basketball camp ? Hands Across the Suburbs ? She gave you these tickets ? Sold them to me for $1 apiece , which I did n't have ... And , Peg , thank you for that . - but which I was able to borrow at the mall fountain and the charity mint box . So Jerry Lewis ca n't afford Rip Taylor this Labour Day . Now it 's just a matter of who I go with . - Well ... - No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you like a son , Buck . - Bud . - Whatever . It 's just that you can do nothing for me . Now , see , these are power seats . I need to talk somebody with influence . I wonder what the doorman at the nudie bar 's doing tonight . Well , it 's fall . Maybe he 's taking his shower . Call him , Bud , he 's on speed dial , listed under Grandma . Peggy . Do I have the most romantic husband or what ? - Guess where he 's taking me tonight . - On the kitchen table ? Better . He 's taking me to see The Captain and Tennille Unplugged . Gee , you would 've thought somebody would 've plugged them by now . - It 's their big reunion concert . - Guess who 's opening for them . The Carpenter ? You saw it in the paper . Yeah , these reunion concerts are great . They stir memories of the good times you had with the woman you 've always loved and the great @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I honestly ca n't think of another place I 'd rather be tonight . Please take me , Al . Please . Please . - What are those tickets to ? - Basketball . What a snore . It may not have the same excitement of " My Daddy Saw My Behind " on Oprah Week but it gives me a reason to live . I want a reason too , Al . What 'll it take ? - What have you got ? - Marcie 's Discover Card . I 'm over the limit on her Visa . You 're gon na be over the limit on your health insurance deductible if we 're not arm-in-arm singing " Muskrat Love " in a couple hours . - I ca n't go , Al . - I did n't invite you . Al , how come we never go to concerts ? It 's because we do n't like the same people . For instance , you like you . Peg , I can promise you the day they put Captain and Tennille on a life-support system we 'll be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ if we did n't need them for sex , they 'd make great compost . Well , in that case , you can grind mine up right now . Oh , Al , what is the big deal about going to a basketball game anyway ? I mean , you watch it on TV all the time . Because there 's nothing like being there in person . This All-Star Game is a once-a-year thing . I mean , it transcends basketball . It 's limos ... - It 's bright lights . - Celebrities . Celebrities ? There 's gon na be celebrities ? No , Peg . I meant celeries . Celeries is the official vegetable of the NBA . Al , I think I wan na go to this game . Peg , ca n't go . Achmed the doorman is going . Dad , Achmed ca n't make it . It 's Silicone Madness Night at the nudie bar . - Tonight ? Damn ! - Tonight ? Damn ! Well , then it 's settled . I 'm going . You ca n't , Peg @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'm gon na be late . I 'm going to the All-Star Game tonight . Wait a second . - How did you get a ticket ? - I do n't need a ticket . I 'm young , available and I look like this . Kel , Kel . When are you gon na give up ? Every year you try to marry a basketball player and every year you just get older . And another crop of girls turn 18 . Soon you 're gon na be girding your loose loins in leather and sitting in the pathetically-past- their-prime section with Dyan Cannon . Ho , ho , Pimple-stiltskin . By the way , the Eagle Scouts called , your merit badge in celibacy came in . If I 'm not back tonight , then my mission was accomplished and you may forever refer to me as Mrs . Vlade Divac . So , Al , what do you think I should wear to the game tonight ? Peg , you can wear your robe and your bonbon bib for all I care because you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this fun ? Look , Al . It 's my very own Patrick Ewing groin-pull doll . That 's nice , Peg . At least you wo n't be doing that to me now . This is the first time you 've been to a game so let me explain the rules of basketball . Rule number one , no talking . And when you break rule number one , and you will there 's rule number two , which is if I look at pretty girls walking up and down the aisles , and I will you ca n't say , " Are they prettier than me ? " Always know the answer will be , " Yes , she is . " And in some cases , " Yes , he is . " I 'm sorry , honey . I was pulling on Patrick . Did you say something ? - Not a word . - All , please rise . Tonight , singing our national anthem is Ms . Tina Turner . Oh , say can you see There 's more to see than this . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ too tired to wake up . What so proudly we hail Who wrote this song ? - AI , does n't that look like it could be ... ? - Shut up , Peg . At least it 's better than Roseanne . And the home of the brave Call me , Vlade ! And that concludes tonight 's national anthem . And now it 's time to meet your NB A All-Stars . And Danny Ainge . Al , I have to go to the bathroom . Come on , Al , I want you to go with me . - Why ? - To keep the men from leering at me . Peg , they 're not leering at you , they 're laughing at me . Honey , I really have to go . All right , but I do n't wan na miss the start of the game . I promise you wo n't . Come on , hurry . We 'll be quick . What a game . That was the most exciting quarter and a half of basketball I 've ever seen . Not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ front of the ladies ' room . Well , you know I told you about putting your hands down your pants in public . Well , it 's the only fun I 've had in this game so far , Peg . What I 'd like to do is watch the rest of it in complete , total and uninterrupted silence , okay ? Okay , sweetie . Hey , Riley , nice hair . What , are you using 30-weight now ? Hey , Barkley , you 're playing like a virgin . Al , you 're being obnoxious . You 're supposed to act like that at a game . The players love it . It shows you appreciate the sport . Hey , baldy . Are you a real player , or did Sinead O'Connor get a tan ? That 's the wrong guy , Peg . That 's Xavier McDaniel . They call him the X-Man . Oh , he 's coming this way , Peg . You do n't know me . Excuse me , but I could n't help but overhear your little witticism @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You know , Mr . X , I might leave him alone . He played high school football . You 'll hear it from me . You 'll be leaving the game on a stretcher . Hey , could n't we start things off as friends ? Could you help me get Shaquille O'Neal 's autograph ? You know , it is better being here in person . That 's the end of the first half , with the score tied at 81-81 . That 's good . I came to at just the right time . Hey , Al , could you change seats with me ? I ca n't see . You ca n't see what , Peg ? It 's halftime . Yeah , but I think that 's Joe Piscopo over there . Over there , Peg ? That 's an usher . Wait a second , that is Joe Piscopo . Honey , change seats with me . I wo n't ask you for another thing . I promise . Come on . Okay , ladies and gentlemen , it 's time to play Bask @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ shoot from the free-throw line for $10 , 000 . And tonight 's lucky contestant is sitting in section eight row B , seat two . That 's me ! That 's me ! - It 's me . It 's you ? - Congratulations , miss . Right this way . But wait a second . No , see , see . She 's not me . I 'm her . That was my seat . We switched . Tell him , Peg . It 's me . It 's me ! She does n't have a chance of making the shot . That 's the way we like it . - Right this way . - Oh , come on , let 's go . And now , the precision choreography of our own All-Star cheerleaders . Hi , Vlade . My name is Kelly . I can make you very happy . You can show me how to set my VCR ? If necessary . Here 's my phone number . - There 's only six numbers . - Well , come on , I 'm not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it happen . Ms . Bundy , we 'll be shooting in about five minutes . Here are the rules . You get one shot from the free-throw line . Make it , and you win $10,000 . - Sounds easy . - Any questions ? Yeah , just one . What 's a free-throw line ? Do n't spend it all in one place . She 'll be ready , wise guy . Shave your head , give me your hair , I 'm taking the shot . Do n't be ridiculous , Al . I 'm sure that if I practice , I can be just as good as that Smoking Joe Louis or any of those other quarterbacks . Another slow day , eh , God ? Okay , now , look , Peg . - Now , pretend that I 'm the basket . - I do n't know , honey . I 've pretended you 're a lot of things : A cowboy , a knight , Mr . T , dead , but a basket ... Peg , concentrate . This is $10,000 . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 10,000 trips to the nudie bar ? No , Peg . Just one great one . All right , now , relax , take aim , bend your knees and let the ball roll slowly off your fingertips . Perhaps I did n't make myself clear the first time . Peg ! NBA action , it 's fantastic . And now it 's time to play Bask et-O-Cash . Tonight 's lucky contestant is a woman . From Chicago , Ms . Peg Bundy . Ms . Bundy says she 's married to a successful doctor and not to Al Bundy the shoe salesman . And now , presenting the Bask et-O-Cash ball a starting guard for the Portland Trail Blazers and proud member of America 's Olympic Dream Team Clyde " The Glide " Drexler . You know , anyone can do that . I have to make it from here . Do n't worry about it . Just think of the line from that famous commercial . Oh , you mean , " Just do it " ? Well , no . I was thinking , " Leggo @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Good luck , Ms . Bundy . Do n't be nerv ous . Ten thousand dollars riding on this shot . Ten thousand people rooting for you . Or against you . Ten ... Go ahead and shoot it , baby . The court 's all yours , Peg . Ten thousand dollars . Gee , I wonder if I could get a cheerleader for that . Ten thousand dollars . Gee , I wonder if I could get a player for that . Hey , if we 'd had her instead of Ainge , we 'd have won the championship . Now , now , Peg . Now , that 's all right . You gave it your best shot . - You 're not disappointed , Al ? - Disappointed , Peg ? It 's the only way it could be . I wanted it , I needed it , I deserved it . How else could it have turned out ? - Then it 's your fault . - From the minute I said , I do . You know , honey , I 'm really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not my game . I guess not , Peg . Come on , sweetheart , let 's go . Okay .

@@5238041 Previously on " Imposters " ... - Oh , my God . - Mazel tov ! Yeah , I think we 've been robbed . My wife 's car is here , but she 's ... I 'm worried she 's been kidnapped or ... Hi , Ez . Credit cards , the checking account , cash . It 's a shock . You will replay every moment we shared together , think about every person we met along the way . Who the hell are you ? Federal Burro of Investigation . Did you say " burro " ? Who are you ? I am her husband ... just like you . We married the same woman , and she took us both . She 's out there , probably working some new guy , looking like some new chick . I 'm supposed to fall in love with this guy ? Gary Heller ... managing director of the Pacific Bank and Trust . I bet his bark is worse than his bite . That 's what the last two girls said . What do you know about facial-recognition software ? - So the initial fee is ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Mr . Heller ? Hi . I 'm Saffron Keyes . Every few years , I like to try new places , new faces . Hi . I 'm Saffron Keyes . Showtime . He 's ready to see you now . Mr . Heller ? Hi . I 'm Ms . Keyes . You can call me Saffron . Yes , Ms . Keyes ... Saffron . - Please come in . Take a seat . - Thank you . As you know , I 'm looking for a new assistant . - My job is a very big one . - Assistant ? I thought I was here to sell you Girl Scout cookies . Would you like to try one ? They 're very delicious . You 're being funny . You 're funny . - That 's good . - Good . I 'm glad I can be funny . I usually get " adorable " or " cute " or " hot . " Blech . Yes , well ... Let 's see . Uh , Philadelphia Savings Bank , Montclair Insurance . These @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Well , I guess you can call me somewhat of a free spirit . Every few years , I like to try new places , new faces . - A free spirit in banking . - Mm-hmm . I 'm not sure that that 's a thing . Oh , do n't get me wrong . I can be quite serious . Funny again . Thanks again . Boy , if you keep flattering me like this , who knows what will happen in here ? - Excuse me ? - Uh ... - Do you think I 'm an idiot ? - I was just joking . Do you think you can just waltz in here , bat your eyelashes , and get this job ? - No . - Do you think I 've never f ... ed a pretty girl in my life before ? - Mr . Heller , I did n't mean ... - You can leave now . Now ! Someone must 've really done a number on you . What did you just say to me ? I said ... whoever broke @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You do n't know a damn thing about me . I know what hurt looks like . I see it all over you , and I know how it can harden a person . But you see , I made a choice to not let it get to me . And you , mister , well , you or some people ... they let it make them mistrustful ... I mean " mistrustable . " M-mistrusting ... whatever that stupid word is . I think it 's mistrusting . - Do n't you laugh at me . - I 'm not . I 'm not . I swear , Ms . Keyes , I 'm not . I suppose I just ... " mistrustabled " you . Right ? Look , I may have overreacted , and for that , I apologize . Apology accepted . Would you still like to be my assistant ? Really ? I thought I totally blew it . You were right about one thing . I am untrusting . Professional hazard , let 's say . So be loyal . Yeah ? Absolutely @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 2,000 miles , and I finally found her . 5 1/2 weeks and 9 miles , and I finally found her . Yeah , I also got my life ripped apart . Oh , and by the way , the spy shop was my idea , so I guess I really did find her . Yeah , but I found you first , bro ... you did n't find me . - I did n't know you existed . - Exactly . First I found you , and now I found Alice . And now I 'm gon na take her ass back to Scottsdale , and after a few special nights which remind her of this thing I do with my pinkie , she 's all yours . Nice . Very classy . What , you do n't want one more night with Ava ? There is no Ava . I want to know who she really is . Oh , that 's her . Thank you . This ... this is great . Yeah , but it 's all crossed out . Where 's the intel on her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 20 , full address ... Take you right to the front door ... all right here . - Can you get it for us , please ? - Relax , man . I 'd love to get it for you . You got $5,000 ? - What ? - What ? No , no , no , we gave you $1,000 to find her . You must be the smart one . And the pretty boy here is the muscle . $1,000 to find her , $5,000 if you want to see the intel . - You 've got to be joking . - That 's bullshit , man . - Knock , knock . - Who 's there ? I do n't do jokes . See you when you got $5,000 . Hey , man , I do n't think you ... - Whoa ! - Hey , whoa , dude . Everyone just relax . Everything 's fine . If everything in this world is fine , I 'd be out of business . You see my titties ? Do you see my titties ? - I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ no , no . That 's right , bitches , ' cause I ai n't your mama . Now , until you have my 5 large , get the hell out of my store . - Okay . - Okay . - We 'll do that . - Okay . Just throw that down right here . Thanks for the help . You could use a little upper-body work . I made a projected inventory , price-inflation- towards-reduction chart . According to my calculations , we should clear 7 to 10 grand , no problem . Really ? Good . That 's great . Yeah . Just let me do the selling , all right ? Once I 'm on a roll , try not to get in my way . Yeah , God forbid I should keep you from getting shot in the face . Oh , did you keep me from getting shot in the face , puppy-dog eyes ? That dude 's an asshole . He needs to learn a lesson . Okay , I get it . Just keep your temper . All right , last @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sell it all . Who wants to buy some goodies ? You do . What 's up , man ? All right , let 's go see this . Five bucks more , and it 's all yours , buddy . All right . Awesome . Awesome , ladies . That 's a good find . Yes , ma'am . Enjoy that purse . I 'll take it . Thank you very much , ladies . That is such a beautiful dress . I think it would look great on you . You know , you can go try it on , if you 'd like , right inside . It 's really nice . Do you like it ? I bought you that dress . I know , ch ? ri . Perhaps you want to keep this one . Little memento , no ? - What do you think ? - You look incredible . You ca n't not buy it . I 'll take it . - Good call . - How much ? Actually , that one 's free . Take it . Oh , are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Take it right now , and it 's free . Otherwise you can deal with Glengarry Glen Ross over here . Okay . Uh , well , thanks . You 're welcome . Have a good one . Dude , if you let emotion get in the way of selling ... I bought Ava that dress , and I needed it gone , so let it go . - I do n't care ... - Let it go . - Fine . - How we doing ? Well , with 79% of our inventory gone , we have made 12% of our projection . What the hell ? Look , man , I 'm used to selling cars , all right ? You overprice , reduce price , sell . It 's simple . Your weird kitchen stools are n't exactly making it easy . Yes , of course I remember . I have it right here in my purse . Look , check out this guy . He 's what we call a " beta-alpha . " Thinks he 's an alpha male , and he 's actually @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my brother . Hey , man . Uh , this is Richard . He 's , uh ... helping me with the yard sale . - Pleasure to meet you , man . - What 's up ? All right , well , back to the wars . What a shitshow , Ez . You 're better than this , man ... chasing after Ava or whatever her name is . I mean , let 's get you out of this funk . Do n't bother . I 'm gon na find her . I 'm gon na straighten things out . How , by ruining your life even more ? By shitting on your friends and family ? Mom and Dad ... they 're heartbroken , man . Gaby quit . She 's out . - What even happened there , man ? - It 's none of your business . It absolutely is my business . And now the bank is taking your house . I did n't even ask you to come ! Boys , boys ! That 's enough . Sweetie , can we have a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . " I get it . Okay , I 'm gon na go look at some stuff . Come on . So you 're really going to just go ? I am . I ca n't understand it , but I want to . Mom , it 's gon na be fine . I promise . Your dad is very upset with you . But ... he wants you to have this . - I ca n't take that . - Honey , do n't be proud . She took all your money . She took everything . Let us just help you through this . Mom , my whole life I 've been leaning on you . Not anymore . It 's called parenting . That 's what we do . Thank Dad for me , okay ? Okay . Oh , my God . It 's Binky . No one else should have this . Can I buy this ? It should stay in the family . Of course . Okay , good . I 'll give you $5,000 . Nice try . ? Did you ever really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? Good morning , Mr . Heller . Nice to see you . I start in kitchen . It 's okay ? - Welcome . - Thanks . Happy first day . - Mr . Heller ? - Coffee . Milk and two sugars . Back in a jiffy . This is Andy , the youngest member of our team . - And best-looking . - Till now . Oh . I 'm Saffron . Nice to meet you . Very nice to meet you , too . Here 's Mr . Heller 's mail . Good luck . - Thank you . - You 're welcome . I do n't know how the hell this happened . Mr . Heller , I picked these up at lunch for you . I hope you do n't mind . What the hell is this ? That is my goddamn password . Saffron ! Mr . Heller , this is Florence Hayes , our new IT man . Did you turn it off and turn it on ? Good night . - Good night . - Good night . - Good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , whoa , whoa , hey . Hang on , hang on . - I got us . I got us . - Wow . Good gods . Well , are n't you my knight in shining armor ? All right , carefully , this way . Come on . - So your two-week review is coming up . - Oh , yeah ? I do n't think you have anything to worry about . The fresher the milk , the more delicious the cheese will be . Obviously , it would be best if you had your own cow . But if you 're not willing to make that sort of commitment , just buy milk and warm it up , but very slowly , on the stovetop . Now , when we come back from break , I 'll go into the different coagulants . Okay , back in ten . - Hi . - Hey . I just wanted to return your book . Thank you . Josh told me you quit , huh ? I did . Yeah , I just needed to not be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ relate to that . - Yeah . And now you make cheese ? No , no , it 's just ... it 's a new hobby . Just trying to fill my head with other thoughts . Look , Gaby , I 'm so sorry for what happened that night that I , um , made you talk in an accent . And then told me it was n't up to scratch ? I actually , like , really needed a kick in " zee " butt . So thank you . It was a good wake-up call . I do n't think you know this , but ... I used to get into work early every single day so I could watch you walk down the street ... sort of see you out in the world . I would imagine that I was somebody that you did n't know , and you would accidentally bump into me , and then we would ... Okay , everyone , break 's over . Let 's go make cheese . I should get back , or my curds wo n't form properly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bad . You should keep this . I underlined passages ... not very subtle ... but I actually think page 35 is more for you now . - Page 35 . - Yeah . - Got it . - Mm . Ezra , um ... $5,000 , that 's a bargain . Binky ... I just thought it was really nice that you let your mom buy it . Oh , well , look who 's here . Where 's the pretty one ? I am the pretty one . - This is $5,000 . - Yes , it is . I 'm pretty damn sure I said $7,500 . Hmm . I 'm pretty damn sure you said $5,000 ... - and " ow . " - What ? Ah ! Yeah , I thought so . Knock , knock . Who 's there ? My balls , dickhead . Grab it . This is where she lives ? Yeah . Pleasure doing business . Whoo ! That 's what I 'm talking about ! That is what I 'm talk ... What 's up ? Yeah , man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , that is disgusting . - Hey . - Just gon na ditch me ? - What ? - After I found her for you ? - I was just getting ... - Bullshit . And you went to my mother behind my back ? What kind of man does that ? The kind of man who has his eyes on the mother-effing prize , who is n't mooning over a red dress , ' cause the way I see it , man , you either want to find her or you don't . - Oh , I do . - Then do whatever it takes . Oh , I will , but I will not trust you . Oh , God . I think I 'm gon na cry . - Did you get the intel ? - Yeah . He wanted more money , but I took care of it . - You got , what , gum ? - I did what I had to do . So are you ready to go find her ? Yeah . Keys ? You know , you could 've just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , let 's put some tunes on . You got to be kidding me . - Do n't do that . - What ? Do not be the guy that does not think that Chris Martin has it all figured out . Oh , my God . How are you gon na make that ? You are worrying way too much . We 're all good . I have all the logistics . I have all the data . All we have to do is head there on Wednesday ... Can I have an espresso and a croissant , please ? Yeah , do you want it to stay or to go ? How about to stay ? - Hey . - Hey . Uh , that 's all right . I do n't want to interrupt . You 're not . I was just leaving . - So next Friday ? - Yeah . It 's a business associate . I did n't ask . You did n't have to . Come on , why do n't you sit with me for a minute ? Princeton ... fancy . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I was good at math , and math led me to tech , and then tech led me here . Following your dreams ? More like following the path of least resistance . I created an algorithm for my senior thesis . A few companies out here became interested , and ... What does the algorithm do ? - You really interested ? - So far . Okay . Well , let 's say one day you happen to meet a tall , good-looking guy that you think you might want to marry . For the sake of the story . Well , madame , we 've just met , so this certainly is n't an offer . Well , give it a minute . - I 'm kidding . - Touch ? . Anyway , so you 're online . You 're searching for rings and venues , and my algorithm says , " Hey , someone in here is a romantic , wedding-planning fool . " And then companies start sending you coupons for DJs and honeymoon places . It kind of helps the marketplace to ... Take @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I mean , if you want to be cynical about it , that 's a good way to put it . But I like to say I 'm helping people find ... Buy more shit . Sorry . I 'm sorry . That 's really impressive . So you run a tech company ? I did run a tech company . And about six months ago , I got some offers to sell ... and here I am . Yes , here you are . You know , I know this is out of the blue , but , um , Saturday I 'm having a barbecue ... Some friends , some family coming by . Why do n't you join us , have some lunch , a few drinks ? - No . - Whoa . Sorry . It came out wrong . I-I would love to . It 's just , you know , new job and , um , a lot on my plate right now . Okay , well , yeah , no . No pressure . But just in case ... - here is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Ms . Keyes . Uh , Patrick , this is , uh , Florence , the new IT guy . The IT guy ? Got to watch those IT guys . He knows where the bodies are buried . - Ha ! - Anyway ... - Give me a call , just in case . - Great . - You guys have a great day . - Yeah . We 're not even halfway there , and at the rate we 're going through gas and snacks ... We need to eat every two hours to maintain peak performance . Whatever . Look , the point is $213.12 ... Is definitely not gon na get us there . We need to figure out how to get more . We need to get smart . So I ca n't buy protein shakes , but you can buy books ? Short cons . Let 's make some money the old-fashioned way . Start reading . I 'll give you a dime for every quarter you can lay on end . - Sir ? - How you doing ? Hi . Could @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Ten in a row . " Chapter one , The Fundamentals ... " No short-con repertoire would be complete " without the classic distraction maneuver " known as the ' bait and switch . ' " The key is picking the appropriate unsuspecting target . " So we 're really gon na do this ? I mean , I want to find her , man . I really do , but ... this guy and his family ? - That 'll make us just as bad as ... - Ava . You know , one of those books said you ca n't cheat an honest man . Yeah , I read that . I still do n't get it . - Hey , thank you . - You 're welcome . It 's like there are people who set themselves up to be taken because they 're , you know , greedy or selfish or mean . You know what ? We need some ground rules . We need , like , a code of conduct for how far we 're willing to go . Like you said , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? You know what else ? Bushido , the samurai code ... the true warrior must hold that loyalty , courage , and honor are important above all else . Nice . - No old people . - Sure . Yeah . No kids . No people who look , you know , sad . Yeah . No nice moms or dads ... or anyone who 's limping . No babies . What does that leave us ? Hey , lady ... next time get both hips replaced . Assholes . Excuse me there , bud . Uh , you know , I seem to have gotten a little bit lost . Maybe you could help me out here . Sure . I 'm tourist information today ... where you going ? So we are heading , um , to the east , and we need a ... I 'm trying to get on the 29 here . Yeah , that 's where your finger 's pointing ... - Right there , the 29 . - That 's right . But I-I ca n't figure out how to get to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ left to the 29 ? That 's how you get to the 29 . Oh . Okay , that would make sense . What ? What are you two zibs doing ? You should be more careful with this , sir . What the hell ? Are you trying to lift my card , asshole ? Hey , he 's not an asshole . You 're the asshole . Oh , my God , an American eagle . Go , go , go ! He 's coming ! - I know ! I know ! - Go , go , go ! - I 'm going , I 'm going ! - Go , go ! - Okay ! - Turn , turn , turn ! - I 'm turning ! - Oh , God ! That did not go well ! I know ! I was there ! His big hobby , his passion is darts . - Yeah . - No , he 's in a darts league that competes every Friday at a pub called St . James 's Well . Am I the only one who @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ only thing off is Maddie 's focus . Oh , give me a break , Max . Maddie , I want to make something very clear . This job happens to be of special interest to the Doctor . Max is just freaking out ' cause I had coffee and talked to some guy at a coffee shop . No , it 's the way that you were talking to him that concerns me . You know what , Sal ? Why do n't you tell her about Tulsa ? - Max ... - No , tell her , Sal . - She needs to know . - What ? What happened in Tulsa ? It was almost ten years ago , I guess . We 'd just started working for the Doctor . It was a ... a long game ... a real-estate scam ... and about the hottest summer you can imagine , so I went to the movies a lot . And this guy was ... sitting a few seats from me one night , and he offered me some Junior Mints . His name was Martin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I ever met . We just seem to fit . You know , sometimes you get a taste of real life , and it seems pretty all right . You start daydreaming , you know ... about getting out for good . So what happened ? Well , let 's just say the Doctor sent me a message ... a little reminder that anybody not in the life , not like us , is a liability . And if you care about those people , you know ... you have to be careful . And sweet Max ... was there to put me back together , were n't you , Maxie ? Anything for you , Sal . You know that . Ahh . All right , I get it . But this guy at the coffee shop ... he 's a nobody . You do n't have to worry . Really , I 'm on it . Want something ? Yeah . I 'll have a Manhattan , please . - Mm-hmm . - Keep the change . I need a little favor . You know what ? Put @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , thanks . Why not ? If I let you , it 'll cost me more . All right , all right , fair enough . How about if I can get you to say the word " seventeen " ? - Hmm ? - I bet I can get you to say " seventeen , " and if I do , you have to join us . - You 're on . - All right . - What 's two plus two ? - Four . - Four plus four ? - Eight . - Eight plus eight ? - Sixteen . See , I told you I could get you to say " sixteen . " - No , you said " sevente " ... - See ? What ? You walked right into that one . Okay , I 'm impressed . All right , you can buy me a drink now . - All right . - What 's going on here ? Mr . Heller . Gary , you ... know this one ? Ms . Keyes works for me . Really ? Give your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What are you doing here ? I live right around the corner . Just getting to know the city . Is this a good spot ? Well , you have to go where the darts are if you 're in a darts league . Big darts game tonight ? Match . It 's called a darts match . Oh . Big darts match tonight ? You know , the game of darts goes back to the Battle of Agincourt in the 15th century . The first dartboard was actually the cross section of a tree . Wow . You 're a real enthusiast . I kind of like history in general . I like the perspective on why things happen . Hmm . Hmm . Never been my favorite subject . I do love old movies , like " Casablanca . " Mm , that 's kind of history , right ? Ms . Keyes , you are a breath of fresh air . Call me Saffron . We 're not at work . Gary , more vodka shooters before I take your money . Your turn , big @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ no , no , my turn , my turn . Oh , and , um , when I come back , will you teach me how to shoot a dart ? Okay , but are you sure you do n't want the reigning champ to teach you ? Positive . I imagine Gary knows what he 's doing . Vodka , vodka , water . Drink them under the table . Ahh ! Okay , okay , okay . There 's a lot of money on that table ... I 'm nervous . No , no , I got your covered . Do n't worry about it . Do n't believe him ! Gary 's not exactly on a winning streak . Ignore that . Just ignore that . Focus just on this . Breathe . Just breathe . Do it ! Aah ! Oh , my gosh ! In your face ! That is bullshit ! No , no , no , that is such bullshit . Let 's go again , double or nothing . Double or nothing , let 's go again . - Let 's go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Freddy . I think I better quit while I 'm ahead . Hey , Gary is a pussy , okay ? You do n't have to be a pussy . And he 's , like , so cranky . He 's so cranky . Ever since Patty left him for the pool boy ... Keep talking , Freddy . Keep talking . - Jesus , calm down . - Keep talking . - Apologize to the lady . - I 'm sorry ! I 'm sorry ! - Apologize to the lady . - Relax , man ! Gary , Gary , can we please just get out of here ? Please ? What the hell ? Sorry I lost my temper back there . No , it 's okay . You were just defending my honor . I do n't feel so good . Get you a glass of water . I know people say you 're a jerk , but ... they just do n't know the real you . I 'm just gon na put this here . You 're gon na need that . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hello ? So this barbecue on Saturday ... - Yes ? - I was just wondering if there was gon na be a smoked brisket involved . Wait . So you 'll come based on the meat ? Yes . Yes , that 's the deciding factor . Done . So what 's up for tonight ? Uh , not much . Just a quiet evening at home . You ? Not a lot ... just getting my daily dose of jazz . You hear it ? Love that one . Crank it up . You 've got something right here on your ... - Me ? - What is that ... ketchup ? - What ? - Huh ? - Okay , not bad . - You felt it ? - A bit , a bit . - Ah . - Okay , my turn . - All right . Taxi ! - Oh , I 'm so sorry . - No worries . Ooh , man , only a slight breeze that time . - Yeah ? - Yeah , it 's getting better . All right . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do it . - Let 's go . I could use a little " Viva La Vida " right about now . Okay , how about this ? From now on , whoever has the wallet controls the radio . Deal , baby . Let the game begin . What the ... How 'd you do that ? - Thank you . - Son of a bitch . " At the bottom of every frozen heart , there is a drop or two of love ... " Till death do us part . " Just enough to feed a birds . " This better work . - It 's sourdough , right ? - Yep . Here you go . Thanks . It 's all old folks . Not an asshole in sight . Should we just go ? Oh . You know ... Hey , does " wheat " sound anything like " sourdough " ? You know , put a nickel in it , honey . Assholes trump old people . Good amendment . It 's a living document . Mustard dip . Ready ? The mustard dip @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know the secret to making toast ? - Pick a mark with a calm , - easygoing temperament . - You toast it ! Next , casually spill a condiment of your choosing on your unsuspecting mark . Here , let me give you a hand . Now , in one simple , fluid motion , remove your mark 's jacket . This should be done without effort or aggression . Finally , extract the wallet just as your partner appears to seamlessly abscond with it . Perfect in elegance and simplicity . This man stole my wallet ! Well done . Whoa . No , he did not . Here ... It 's here . I found it . It 's on the floor . You should be nicer . Eat a D , Nancy . Sorry about that . Dude , that was so embarrassing , man . Dude , we suck . Hey . I took it right out before I gave it back . I knew we had it , man ! - Shh ! - Way to go , dude . Ooh , gets you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - It 's like a drug . I know . Hey , you think this is how she felt when she took us ? I mean , what if we do n't even recognize her ? She might not recognize us . Whew . We need to get cleaned up , man . We 're less than an hour away . Going out for a few hours , Viv . - See you later . - Okay , have good day . - Good . You 're still here . - Oh , hello , Mr . Heller . I almost done and , uh , get out of here . I go now . No , stay . Please . There 's something I want to ask you about . Sure , yeah . So this girl ... - Saffron . - Oh , such a pretty name . And you like her ? So what problem ? I had a fianc ? e ... not so long ago , and it did not end well for me . Oh , the heart is strong muscle . It spring @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but I do n't know if this is the kind of woman that ... Come , Mr . Heller , you handsome man . Do n't . I know how people see me . But this Saffron make you feel good . Yeah . She makes me want to ... be nice . I think you have good luck with this girl . If there 's any way we could see the room before paying for it ... um , we just want to make sure the room is up to our standards . We do n't usually let people see the rooms before they check in . I guess they just do n't want us here , babe . You want to carry me over the threshold , too ? Yeah , you wish . Let 's hurry this up . Are you coming out anytime this year ? Crap , I think we 're out of hot water . Hey , man , you want to use this ? Eat shit ! Hello , Alice . Hello , Ava . We decided against it . Um , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is it . What 's up ? - She 's in there . - Yeah . Okay , whatever happens ... - Good luck . - Yeah , man , you too . All right , mother-frickin ' Avon calling . Let 's meet Julia and her husband , John . John , you love your wife a lot , right ? Just a minute . All right . Yeah ? Uh , that 'll be $16.75 . - Here you go . - Great . Who the hell are you ? Who the hell are you ? Do you know this woman ? Are you kidding me ? She 's my wife . No way . Is she dead ? - What ? - No . - No , wait . - Hold on , hold on . We want to ask you some questions , please . Open this door ...

@@5238141 These deodorants are a rip-off , they always run out by the time I get to my feet . Dick , the mail 's here . Ooh , it 's my package from the carousel Cd club . You infiltrated a club ? - Good work , Harry ! I got 10 CDs for one penny . All I 've got to do is buy eight more at regular store prices which are often at or below retail store prices . Well , way to go . - Like taking candy from a baby . Such primitive technology . I wonder if the people on this planet will ever discover the superior sound of vinyl . What kind of music did you get ? - I told them to surprise me . well , this is surprising . Uh ... why am I doing this ? Same reason I 'm doing this , I suppose . This is very powerful . I 'm feelin ' funky This is not good . I ca n't stop ! - Nobody panic . Let 's get out of here ! Enriched wheat flour , Butylated Hydroxyanisole , sodium acid pyrophosphate . Needs @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ opened up a hard rock cafe in Vietnam . The world has changed , huh ? It sure has . Once it was completely covered with ice . The administration office called . They contacted Stanford about transferring your graduate records , but they do n't seem to have them . Are you implying that I do n't have records ? All humans have records , and I 'm a human . Therefore , I have records . I 'm sorry , but Stanford says they have no record of you at all . Oh , those incompetents . Do I have to fly out to Denver and straighten this out myself ? Stanford 's in California , not Denver . Well , that explains it . They lost my records in the move . So you were at Stanford in the ' 60s . Ah , who was n't ? - I was at Berkeley . God , that takes me back . I remember I was at Stanford once to protest at .. there 's only two things I know about the ' 60s : I was n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I guess you had to be there . - Apparently so . It was fun though was n't it ? Out-of-control , mind-numbing , self-destructive fun . It sounds like a clich��� ? but I actually remember burning my bra in front of the Lincoln reflecting pool . I hope you had the good sense to jump in and put yourself out . God , I was a rebel . You would n't believe it to look at me now , but back then I was a wild woman . If I wanted to do something , I just did it . Did you ever drop acid ? - Oh , constantly . You did a lot of tripping ? - That 's how I dropped the acid . No , seriously , I want to know . Were you involved in any movements ? - Well , uh , uh , this one . It 's one of my favorites . Dr . Solomon , every time I ask you about your past , you change the subject . You know who keeps changing the subject all the time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Alaska . How 's your brother ? Dick , I 'm here . Let 's go . - You heard him . Got ta go . You call your father Dick ? - Yeah . When he was younger , I used to call him peanut . Have to run . See you tomorrow . Have a wonderful night . " What about Tommy " " He'Il miss you when you go " " Ma 's on her own " " Karen 's almost grown " this is so sad . " Worried so " ... country singers have really tough lives . " stay with Dad awhile " Why ? What 's her complaint ? She lives in a trailer . She could just roll away somewhere , and the Cd club would never find her . What are you talking about ? Do you have any idea what 's involved with this ? The paperwork , the decisions . Why did n't I go with the cheese of the month club ? No guesswork , just cheese . That was a fiasco . You 're the information officer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ leave out an entire decade ? So I left out the ' 60s . So what ? Exactly how far back did you establish our identities ? Five or six ... months . Your assignment was to provide full and complete histories for all of us . I had a book report due on " are you there , god ? It 's me , Margaret . " Tommy , I 'm not sure you understand the importance of this . Humans are creations of their past . Society , culture , even biology , demand that they carry around their past like baggage . And your lack of effort almost exposed the entire operation . Fine . So from now on , my homework comes last . Those are the house rules , mister . Hello ! Hello ! I found those books on the ' 60s . - Good , good . Never mind the bourbon stains . - Thank you , Mrs . D . Oh , the ' 60s . What a lovely , lovely decade . A lot of the stuff in this apartment is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go out of style . Those long-haired freaks thought they were so cool . Let me tell you one thing . I was reading poetry with Jack Kerouac in a cage in 1956 , both of us buck naked . Yes , well , thank you for that disturbing visual . I did n't hear Kerouac complain . Aw , " the electric kool-Aid acid test . " Getting nostalgic ? - Ah , yes , " those were the days , my friend . " But you know , all this uproar , all this rhetoric , all this talk about mass movements what 's happening here ? History is made by the individual , not by the masses . Who said that ? - I did . No , where is that from ? - My mouth . No , somebody said that . Hello . That was me . This is so weird . Right on . - You 've been rinsed and hung out to dry . Think about it . Dig it , babe . That 's what 's happening . History is made by @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that ? - I did . wow ! - That 's beautiful . What 's the matter ? - I could n't put it together until now . It finally clicked .. the evasiveness , consistencies in your past . Dick Solomon is a false identity , is n't it ? False identity ? Me ? You could have trusted me , you know . Well , I , I , I , I .. - There are so many people in the government who would love to get their hands on you . You ca n't let that happen . They 'd parade me around like an animal . Do n't worry . Your secret 's safe with me , Manny . Manny Rosenberg . But I 'm not Manny Rosenberg .. - Of course not , because Manny Rosenberg is still being hunted by the Fbi . For food or sport ? So Manny Rosenberg was .. what ? Manny Rosenberg was an act What ? Excuse me . Okay , where was I ? Manny Rosenberg was an activist involved in inciting a riot in 1971 . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm looking . All right , I found another box in the basement . What 's " x-mas " ? - I do n't know , but it 's got to be something psychedelic . Check this out . This is heavy . - Far out . My mind is blown . - Who is this ? I think it 's jerry Garcia . Look , here 's a picture of Manny Rosenberg . He looks exactly like you . Oh , damn ! I was supposed to get a completely original body . Those guys in research ca n't do anything right . What do you expect ? They 're non-union . This could really be trouble . Tommy , how are you coming along with our histories ? I have them right here legal documents , school records , doctored pictures , the works . Dick Solomon , class nerd , held back by a domineering mother , went to work for Nasa in ' 74 , but was fired after a minor procurement scandal . Newspaper clippings are enclosed . Major burnout led to a string @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , ending up here . - This is excellent . What about me ? - Stockbroker during the greedy ' 80s . Made and lost several fortunes before psychological problems and gender confusion led to a sex change operation in 1988 . I 'm next . - Harry , you 're adopted , but we have n't told you yet . Ohh , that 's gon na hurt . Dr . Albright , I 'm glad you 're here . Good morning , Dr . Solomon . Yes , well , I 'd like to clear up a few misunderstandings about yesterday . For some reason , you mistakenly think that I 'm this Manny Rosenberg fellow . I brought in this documentation to prove ... . Oh do n't even bother . I told you you could trust me . You probably do n't remember , but we 've actually met before . You spoke at my campus in ' 69 . Now , that 's impossible . I was in the circus then . The flying solomoskis . There were six of us . Two of us plunged @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ remember me , what with all the people you 've met . You 're sitting on my desk . You 've never done that before . Do you remember ever being at Berkeley , at a rally ? You 're not listening to me . I brought all this in to prove to you the stories you must have . - What ? You know I 'd be lying if I said I found this less than intriguing . Well , all those years underground , you do a lot of living . Harry ? You got another package from the Cd club . I do n't have time to listen to the ones I have . Those demons , they 're not human . Neither are we . Well , yeah , but we have an excuse . Hello . I 'm off to Dr . Albright 's . She bought my phony profile , huh ? - I do n't even need it . She likes me much better , now that she thinks I 'm Manny . Oh , great , so after all I went through @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got you a weekend in Canc ? n with twin gymnasts ? All I got at the orphanage was a beating when I asked for more gruel . hello . - For you . You should n't have . I 'm glad you came . And to think all this time I was just a desk away from danger . The thought of the F.B.I . watching us right now is such a turn-on . Yes . And even if I was n't Manny , it would be just as exciting . Do n't be silly . Are these ... " magic " brownies ? Pepperidge farm . You know , I think I have something . I found it when I moved eight years ago . It 's in the freezer . It 's a joint . Oh , a doobie . Let 's Bogart that fat boy . You know what I regret ? I never made it to Woodstock . Ah , yes , Woodstock , the three-day concert held on a farm in upstate new York that included many of the most popular music bands of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ counterculture movement , captured by the song , " Woodstock , " by Joni Mitchell . Found it ! - The song was popularized by Crosby , stills Nash , which is ironic since theirs was the more commercial version which is the antithesis of the spirit of the festival . Here we go . This is n't a joint . It 's a frozen French fry . Oh , well , I guess we 'll just settle for wine . You 're an inspiration to all ... neo-trotskyite anti-Stalinist Marxists . You know , you 're pretty tuned in for a bourgeois chick . Meet me on the waterbed upstairs in five minutes . Oh , and , uh ... lose the pins . What ? Here 's to ... waterbeds . Okay .. here 's to ... floor lamps . Hello . Carousel Cd club ? I 'll call back later . - Do not hang up that phone . You can do this , Harry . You can break free . You can take your mind back , or at least what 's left of it . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , buster . I 'm not happy , and I want my money back . Very good . - I 'm supposed to press " 2 " now . Yes . Hello ? We need to talk . I 'm at a place in my life where I 'm just not ready for this kind of commitment . I think it 's best that we break free , go our separate ways . You will ? Oh , thanks ! Hmm ? Well ... yes , I guess I do have a friend who might be interested . Her name is Sally Solomon . Oh ! Oh , I ca n't believe we 're doing this . Your hands are so small and delicate . I 'm not positive , but I think I can fit your entire foot in my mouth . Oh ! You are a superfreak . " The kind you do n't take home to mother . " Oh , Manny , Manny ! Now I 'm feeling a moral dilemma . I 'm not sure I can go through with this . My bedroom 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What the hell ... ? - Do n't be uptight , babe . Leave your hang-ups in suburbia . You 're leaving ? - You bet your bippy I am . hey ! - You miserable creep ! I do n't understand . - Think about it . It 's like you put a purple haze inside my brain . Give it a rest . What did I do wrong ? - You know what you did . Come on , Manny . Berkeley .. 1969 . Oh , you 're mad at Manny . Yes , Dr . Albright is mad at Manny . Oh ! Oh , Manny . It 's okay because I have something to tell you that 's going to straighten this whole thing out . I 'm not Manny . Is n't that ironic ? Right , you 're not Manny . You just look exactly like him , know everything about his past , and have been carrying on this ridiculous charade for three days . You know me so well . Boy , I have been handed some lame stories in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't want the cake . I want you . Oh , my god , you ARE Dick Solomon . And you let me make a complete fool of myself ! How could you do that ? I needed to tell you . I was going to tell you . What stopped you ? - I thought you might sleep with me . Oh . Now I understand . - Oh , thank goodness . Get out ! You selfish , inconsiderate , opportunistic bastard ! You 're right . I guess I 'll be going . About inconsiderate , I did bring brownies . I sure am glad you wo n't be getting any more of these CDs in the mail . Yeah , and even if we do , there 's no reason to think that I would have anything to do with it cause I did n't . Dick , someone 's here to see you . I do n't want to be seen . Tell them that I 'm not here . He 's not here , Dr . Albright , so go away . Mary @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 've forgiven me for what I 've done and .. and because you realise that my deceit , although sophomoric , was meant as a pure gesture of affection . Well .. some of that . Would you leave the two of us alone for a minute ? Sure . Remember every word . We want all the details . Will do . Look , I .. I may have overreacted to this Manny thing . And I understand that men have a tendency to go overboard to impress me . I understand that . The only reason I pretended to be Manny is because you liked him so much more than me . Manny was n't what he seemed , but you are exactly what you seem . And I 'll admit that your lack of nuance is refreshing . Damn , I think I 'm wearing Harry 's underwear again . Well , a little nuance would n't hurt . So we 're still friends ? Peace .

@@5238241 " I 've had it with these cheap trash bags . They leak and break and end up costing us more . " - I believe it . - Yeah . It was a great audition . I was all about things leaking . How could they not pick me ? - They do n't know what they missed . - They gave it to a blond in a skintight leather cat suit . She 's supposed to be a housewife . She looked like Catwoman taking out the cat-trash . - You gon na answer the phone ? - Good question . Oh , yeah , right . - Angel Investigations , - Machine got it . We help the helpless , If that 's you , leave a message , Hey , Cordy , It 's Aura , I just wanted to check in see how you 're doing and everything , You would not believe what ... . You do n't want to talk to her ? Not just yet . She 's gon na ask me about where I 'm living , how the acting 's going . I 'm just not up for leading @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when things are better . - I ca n't help with the acting . - But about the apartment -- - What ? Well , if you ever want to spend one night away from the place maybe give me a call . Well , stranger things have happened . No , wait . They really have n't . I 'll see you tomorrow . Bye , Angel . I 'm taking off . She 's really something , is n't she ? It 's like wrestling a tiger just to get to know her . - Tell me stuff . - What stuff ? About Cordelia . Well , I know she ca n't type or file . Till today , I had some hope regarding the phone . Who 's Aura ? Oh , she 's ... . I think she 's one of Cordelia 's group . People called them " The Cordettes . " Girls from wealthy families . They ruled the high school . It was like the Soviet secret police , if they cared a lot about shoes . And she was the richest @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like she had servants made of solid gold . Pretty much . Till her parents lost it all . - Riches to rags . - That 's one hell of a comedown . But she 's doing all right , Ouch ! Damn it ! Yeah , well . Of course . Hi , this is Cordelia Chase from apartment 4B . I thought you were gon na have the exterminator in here today . Well , if he had , would n't there be - - ? Oh , my God ! Doyle . Doyle . Doyle . Doyle ... . Hello , Doyle . - You have the wrong place . - You owe money . It 's all about money . What about friendship , family and priceless things like they say in the credit card commercial ? Oh , yeah , right . You 're a demon of focus . I can see that . I have your money right over here . You 're not stupid enough to have a gun in there . Right ? Me ? No way , man . Look ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Angel . It 's so terrible . Oh , my gosh . Do n't even look at me . I am such a mess . I am the lowest of the lowest . You 're gon na want to get my other suitcase out in the hall . - What happened ? - My apartment . It 's like the barrio or the projects or whatever . And I live there . I am a girl from the projects . I do n't know about that . Get this . I tried to call Doyle - - I have sunk that low . And there was no answer , so here I am . Not that you were the last resort , but I had nowhere else to go . Roaches . Live ones , dead ones . All skinny feet and creepy antlers . - Antlers ? - Oh , my God . I wonder how many are in that bag . Also , the water is all brown and spurty and not hot . I am dying for a shower . I actually smell . Smell me . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'll have to stay here until I find a place , however long that takes . When I do , you 're invited over . You can just dump my stuff on your couch or let me have the bed , whatever you feel good about . My suitcase is still out in the hall . Your shower 's in here , right ? Do you have mousse ? Of course you do . - Angel , you around ? - Hey , Doyle . You ever get that feeling like you just ca n't shower enough like you 'll never be clean ? - You got peanut butter on the bed . - Really ? I do n't think so . I 'll look . No , no , no , no , no . Angel , how could you ? How could I what ? You know I was crazy about her . I was wearing her down too . But , no . Handsome , brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead . How about leaving some scraps for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I was on the sofa . That 's okay , I suppose . At some point in recent history , you got peanut butter on the bed . It 's gross . You 'd better change the sheets . I do n't eat . Then I do n't even want to know how it got there . Hey , you 're looking great . I would n't know . Man does n't have a mirror . Like it 'd kill him to not see himself ? I was wondering if anybody called lately maybe asking about me or wanting my address ? Your cousin called with one of those names from your part of England . - My part of England ? - Connor or Fergus-- Did he find you ? Yeah . He did , all right . A little warning might have been nice . Give a fella a chance to neat the place up . Jeez , I only helped the guy as a favor to you . Maybe next time I wo n't bother . You do n't even have to pick up the phone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here 's an idea . Give me a list of the people you 're too good to talk to . - What 's going on ? - Nothing . Just ... . - You got a bruise on your hand . - Badminton . And the reason there 's a wet towel on my leather chair ? Thank you . What are you doing ? I just wanted to see if he had hardwood floors under here . I might be here awhile . The things you learn . I had no idea Angel was Queen of the Winter Ball . Those are mine . Tough stuff ! Your diploma 's all burned . Yeah . It was a rough ceremony . Yeah . There it is . My whole life , pre-here . Five trophies , with some of the shiny worn off . It 's good you can look back . - I never look back . - At what ? Doyle . Is he down here ? There you are . A big guy 's here to see you . - I 'll tell him you 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's not nice to trick people . You gon na tell me what 's going on ? You do n't even know who the demon 's collecting for . Here 's how it works . I owe some people , other people owe me . I do a favor , the debt goes away . It 's a system of checks and balances . Some of your checks did n't balance . Well , it 'll work out . It just takes a little diplomacy . The kind of thing you 're so good at , actually . Maybe you could take a crack at it . We all have problems . At the moment , I have a bigger one than you do . - Bigger than a Kailiff demon ? - Much . You can help me with mine , and I can help you with yours . I do n't know , man . I mean , what 's your problem exactly because vampire business is ... . Hi . I was wondering if you had any linoleum glue for if it started curling up all over @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her an apartment , and I 'll deal with your demon . I wish you 'd let me call my guy . He probably judges the property value on how far the bus ride is to the track . It ca n't get any worse than this . You ca n't tell from the hallway . Hey , you 're right . You know what I smell in here ? Potential . The next one 'll be better . It 's like a community . We share all the upkeep and chores . My urination has n't been public enough lately . We do n't believe in barriers . It 's the first rule of the Great Leader . You can come to meetings . Mornings at 5 . Okay . That 's just a touch too early for me . Oh , you 'll be up . The chanting starts at 4 . So , you a single gal ? Gon na be living here alone ? I 'm right across the hall . You can sleep easy knowing I 'm the only other soul with a key to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , okay ? Okay , just out of curiosity , you say you know a guy ? What is it with you and Angel ? You do everything the hard way . Oh , my gosh . Have you ever seen anything so beautiful ? No . Never . It 's perfect . Really , really , it 's just perfect . It 's amazing in there . - What 's wrong with it ? - Nothing 's wrong with it . The previous tenant just broke their lease . I do n't know how you heard about it . It 's quite a bargain . And the furniture comes with . Do you think you want it ? I used to have this . I was -- - I guess it 's your lucky day . - I used to have those too . - Yeah , she 'll take it . - I 'll fill out the rental forms . First thing , I hire someone to take out that wall . - I thought it was perfect . - And part of it being perfect is there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be why you find me so fascinating . Oh , my gosh . I love my apartment ! Your guy found the perfect place . I love your guy ! It 's a pretty good day 's work for us . I take care of your problem Angel takes care of mine . Things are pretty sweet . Yes ! I can move right in . - My name 's Angel . What 's yours ? - Screw you . My name 's Angel . What 's yours ? - Griff . - Good start . Who do you work for ? He never gave me his card . I do n't know his name . - You can get a message back to him ? - Yeah . - You 're letting me go ? - I 'm letting you up . - You were sent to collect for Doyle ? - At first . But I 'm not seeing any money . So now Doyle gets dead . A message for the others . And your boss never gets his money . Expensive message , with what he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can get Doyle to pay you . You have my guarantee . I saw what I saw , right ? You 're a vampire . How come you 're helping some demon half-breed7 . It 's a good offer . You should take it . On the other hand , you 're making me want to fight . You get lucky , you might last 10 minutes . Really lucky , and you 're unconscious for the last five . You get Doyle to pay , and he 's safe . Thanks . Good meeting . What do you think you 're doing here ? You never should have come , I have to pay ? Man , I should have just handled this myself . I do n't have the money . You ca n't get blood out of a stone . They can get blood out of you . There 's a price on your head . They were n't looking for money . Thanks , man . You probably saved my life . Can I ask you something ? - Why do you live like this ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , well I guess it 's the kind of life that keeps your expectations from getting too high . - Seems like you 'd understand . - I do . Yeah . I do n't know why it 's important to you . This kind of life sort of picked me . You do n't have to do it this way . - What happened ? - Do n't worry about it . And things are n't all gloom in Doyle City . I mean , there 's bright spots . Like Cordelia . I mean , she loves that new place so much , man . She 's gon na be grateful for a long time . I knew this was too good to be true . I knew it . I 'm from Sunnydale ! You 're not scaring me , you know ! You 're not scaring me . ... one bit . Bright , shiny morning . Nothing bad here . You know what ? I get it . You 're a ghost . You 're dead . Big accomplishment . Move on ! You see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cold wind . Scary . What are you gon na do , chap me to death ? What else you got ? Cordelia , you in there ? Cordelia ? Cactus . It 's a housewarming present . Hi . Thanks . I 'm still getting it the way I want it . Maybe in a few days . The place looks great . You worry too much . But what did you have against that chair ? Oh , right , you ca n't come in . Wait . What about the rule ? You said when you got a place , I was invited over . I did n't have a place then . The rules are getting screwed up ! - Do n't touch that ! - I 'm closing these so our boss does n't burst into flames . Okay ? Yeah . I guess . It 's nice . How about a tour ? The kitchen , living room . I 'll knock out that wall . - Thanks for the cactus . - How can you afford this ? I bet you want lunch @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thing 's been doing that all morning . I think the mantle is uneven . It lunged at me . What 's going on ? Okay , you 're right . It 's not the mantle . It 's a very , very bad trophy . - Dear sweet ... . - Come on . I 'm not giving up this place . - It 's haunted . - It 's rent-controlled ! - It says , " Die . " - Maybe it 's not done yet . Maybe it 's " Diet . " That 's friendly , if a little judgmental , sure . I am not giving it up . It 's perfect and beautiful . It 's so me . I need it . It 's just a place . - You 're more than that . - How ? How am I more than that ? We could cleanse it . We could try . Ca n't we ? Put the ghost to rest . - Can we ? - We can try . - We 'll figure it out at the office . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't won a thing ! I 'll die before I give up this apartment ! I 'll die ! All right , dear , If that 's what you think is best , A lot here about the building . - Construction bids , inspections -- - We need people who lived there . And died there . The ingredients for ghosts . Yeah . This is n't easy , you know . You know , this really is just a place to live . No , it 's more . It 's beautiful . - And if it goes away , it 's like -- - Like what ? - Like I 'm still getting punished . - Punished ? - For what ? - I do n't know . For how I was . For everything I said in high school because I could get away with it . And then it all ended , and I had to pay . But this apartment - - I could be me again . Punishment over . Welcome back to your life . Like I could n't be that awful @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just like you . Working for redemption . No , because you had that mansion . I found something . Ladies and gentlemen , we have a death . First person to live in your place , Maude Pearson . - How 'd you get it ? - Pearson Arms is carved over the entrance . I checked the obits for Pearson . We got lucky . Maude Pearson built the place and took a unit there . In 1946 , she died of a heart attack in Cordelia 's living room at age 57 . That 's it ! That 's her . It 's not a violent death . - Ghosts are usually -- - I know it 's her . The place has that weird little-old-lady smell like violets and Aspercreme . They did n't find her for 3 weeks , so it was n't violets at the end . This is easy . Little-old-lady ghost hanging around because she left the iron on . Get a cleansing spell and do it . It 's not easy . Hawthorn berries , lungwort and bile . I ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ guy in Koreatown , does these spells all the time . Goody . One of Doyle 's guys . Is this the same guy that helped me find my poltergeist-elicious apartment ? Doyle , go . Get what you need . I 'm gon na try to get more information . Maybe Kate can find something . How come Patrick Swayze 's never dead when you need him ? Angel Investigations , We help the hopeless , If that 's you , leave a message , Cordelia , are you there ? I think we can end this thing , I 'm here . About time you called . You got something ? Meet me at your apartment , We 'll figure out what to do , Okay . Cordelia , I 'm in the bedroom . Angel ? You got my call . Poor thing . You just do n't fit in around here , do you ? Oh , too bad you would n't leave my son alone . Your son ? - I wish I could be more help . - It 's okay . Just knowing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Now you 're talking like a detective . - I am one . The thing about detectives is , they have r ? sum ? s business licenses and last names . - Pop stars and popes have one name . - I 'm a pope . Here you go . Davis , you are beautiful . Thank you . Let 's take a look . I did n't know you had records that old . Me neither . Let 's see . There was an investigation into the death . This guy , Detective Randall , thought the death was suspicious . The M.E . called it a heart attack but there were problems with the son , Dennis Pearson . - He lived with her . They argued a lot . - What about ? A girl . His fianc ? e . Mom did n't like her . Dennis skips town with her the day Mom dies . What a coincidence . - Cops never caught him . - Unavenged murder . - Sounds like . - But no other deaths in the apartment . You saw @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ calls . No , not murders . Suicides . There 's a kind of killer that does that . Makes it look like a suicide . There are always signs . There . Margo Dressner , 1959 . And Jenny Kim , 1965 . Natalie Davis , 5 years ago . All in the same apartment . I 've got ta make a call . Angel Investigations . We hope you 're helpless . - Wait -- - It 's me . Put Cordelia on . She 's not here . Hang on , there 's a message . Are you there ? We can end this thing , I 'm here , About time you called , You got something ? Meet me at your apartment , We 'll figure out what to do , That 's not me . Whoever you think you 're talking to , it 's not me . My name is Cordelia . Oh , that 's the name of a cheap , small-town tramp trying to sound better than she is . You 're not good enough for my boy . This will @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ My friends will come here . You do n't have friends . Why would anyone care about you ? Nobody really cares . You do n't deserve to live here . You do n't deserve anything . We were right about the ghost . It 's Mrs . Pearson . - Her son killed her . - A murder victim ? Filled with rage and confusion . That 's why she 's been killing people . That 's a pretty strong ghost . Bile . I should 've got more bile . I will leave . Please . Oh , I do n't think so . - You 're worthless . - No . You 've never been kind or smart . You 're a user . You 're nothing . Everyone would be glad if you were dead . - No . - Oh , come on . If anyone really cared about you , would you be here ? People let you end up here because they were happy to see you fail . I got her . Okay . All right . The furniture and the wall @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's doing it all . She 'll be back . She 's stronger than us . She knows me . - We can stop her . - No . No , we ca n't stop her . She 's made a connection with you . She thinks you 're someone she blames for her murder . - Answer me . - I 'm , I 'm ... . I 'm taking her son away . She thinks I 'm taking her son . That 's good . Her son killed her . You 're playing a role in her delusion . You can stop her . Start the binding circle . I 'll find the spell . " Bring the truth into the light . Let it be revealed that the soul can take its place in eternity . " She 's coming ! She knows what we 're doing ! - We need Cordelia now . - Cordy , get up ! Cordelia , stand in the circle ! Strike at its center ! What ? You know what it means . She 's in contact with you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to fail . - You 're a whore with no money . - Doyle , chant . Oh , man , Latin ! One of those dead languages you always mean to learn ! V sounds like W . Say each vowel separately . You do know what to do . You can stop all this . I ca n't . Look at you . You 're gon na let her do this to you ? Damn it ! You 're Cordelia Chase . Are you just gon na lie there ? Get off your ass ! Be tough ! I ca n't , I ca n't ! You can be the biggest pain . Do it now ! - This wo n't work . - It 's getting dodgy here ! We got ta get her out of here . This is n't safe . Nobody 's going anywhere . - What 's this ? - You were gon na let him pay . I lied . No more people ! - What is this ? - Ignore her . It 's just a ghost . Get out ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I got it in my wallet ! This is my house . Knives ! I 'll leave . I 'm sorry your son killed you . You can have the apartment . Just let me go . - It 's too late for that . - No . You know what happens next . Your friends are dirty . They ruined my nice home . I knew you were trouble from the start . I 'm surprised that my son did n't smell the stench of poverty and failure on you . I can . I 'm sorry . You better be sorry , you stupid little bitch . I 'm a bitch . Take off the bed sheets . Make a noose . Go on . It 'll all be over soon . I 'm not a sniveling , whiny , little cry-Buffy . I 'm the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history . I take crap from no one . You 're going to make yourself a noose and put it around -- Back off , Polygrip ! You think you 're bad ? All mean and haunty picking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to haul your wrinkly , translucent ass out of this place because , lady , the bitch is back . Do you think I 'm going to take that from trash like you ? I 'll tell you what I think . You 're gon na pack your little ghost bags and get the hell out of my house ! What happened ? You did it . Yeah , well , she pissed me off . Well , maybe you found her center . Cordy , what 's wrong ? Cordelia ! Look what you 're making me do , Dennis . Mom , stop it . How you gon na leave now , huh ? How you gon na marry that streetwalker now ? You are nothing without me . Mom , do n't do this , please . This is crazy . Mom ? I ca n't breathe . Please ! Let me out ! Please , Mom , I 'll be good ! I wo n't leave you ! I promise ! Mom , please ! This hurts me more than it hurts you . Goodbye , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ happy with his mum . Dennis , it was for your own good . I had to do it . She would 've made your life miserable . I 'm sorry . Please ! Please ! I knew I did n't like that wall . There . Safe as houses . You 're gon na live like this ? Adding a dead bolt wo n't have a huge effect on my life . You know what I mean . Well , there might be misunderstandings that sort of thing . - You know I 'll help you out . - For which I 'm grateful . But sooner or later , I 'll need to hear it . - Hear what ? - The story of your life . And quite a tale it is . Full of ribald adventures , beautiful damsels with loose morals . Doyle . I will . Just give me time . The past do n't let go , does she ? She never does . God , Aura , I ca n't believe I 've missed your calls . It 's that incompetent girl @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ new apartment , for one thing . Celebrities are on top of me . Steve Paymer , that 's Dave Paymer 's brother , lives right down the hall . You 'd know him if you saw him . And my view , it 's amazing . Yeah , I have a roommate . But I never see him . Hey , hey , Phantom Dennis . Put that back . All in all , it 's working out great . Dennis , when I am on the phone , that 's quiet time . Thanks . Sorry . So where were we ? Who 's wearing what in Sunnydale ? No ! Well , she never did have any taste . She 's so nasty ,

@@5238341 Previously on Bones ... I know you love to invent things , Dr . Hodgins , but you do not have permission to do that here . Youshouldtotally invent an unbreakable beaker . You are gon na make the Jeffersonian a mint . Jeffersonian wants nothing to do with my little side project . This is ours . Arastoo , what 's going on ? It 's my brother , Hamid . In Iran . He 's sick . I have to go back , make sure he 's getting the best care ... Ca n't go back , you were exiled . I booked a flight , Cam . It leaves in a few hours . Any big emotional change , even good , can trigger a relapse with an addict . I know these guys , okay ? I 've been playing with them . I know their tells . We get the evidence you need and I make the arrest . I do n't understand - - he just read your text . He might have too good of a hand . He 's an addict . And you checked in with your sponsor ? Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I need to put $200 on the Cardinals . Step on it , you pathetic weaklings ! My grandmother can move faster than you , and she 's been dead 20 years ! I thought this was supposed to be an exercise boot camp , not a real boot camp . You want to get rid of your muffin-top or not ? At this point , lipo seems less painful . You . Suzie Soccer Mom . On your feet . Gather around , pansies . Double time , double time . Okay . Now ... Suzie Q here 's gon na show us all how to scale the climbing wall . You want ... Maybe someone else should go first . Did you or did you not sign up for this boot camp exercise class ? Sir , I did , it 's just , it 's so tall and I 'm so ... Save your whining for the PTA and let me see you shift that ten-ton truck of yours into gear . Move it , soldier ! Let me see you put some wiggle in that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ girl . You got it . You 're almost there . Come on . Yeah . - There . I did it . - Good job . Great , nice . Whoa , oh , my ... whoa ! Oh ! Oh , my God , oh , my God . What now ? Oh , God . Someone get a boo-boo ? I just wanted to lose the baby weight . All right , all right , it's-it 's gon na be okay . Look , it 's gon na be okay . Come on . Whoa , look at that , huh ? To celebrate the Flyers ' win last night , huh ? Dad 's famous pancakes . Can you tell me what that is ? It looks like a pelvic girdle . Pelv ... What ? No , no , no , it 's Mickey Mouse . Oh , she 's right , Booth . There 's the pubis there , and the ilia . No , no , do n't listen to your mommy . See the ... See the mouse ears right there ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with Christine showing an interest in human anatomy . She 's four years old . She should be , you know , interested in maple syrup and cartoon mice . Look , Mommy , I 'm eating the sacrum . Uh , technically , sweetheart , that 's the ischium , but very good . Mommy and Me anatomy . Is n't that fun ? My teacher 's helping , too . ? The toe bone 's connected to the ? ? Foot bone ? ? The foot bone 's connected to the ? ? Ankle bone ? I love that song . Huh ? ? The neck bone 's connected to the ? ? Back bone , the back bone 's ? ? Connected to the ? ? Chest bone ... ? No , no , no ... There 's no such thing as the chest bone . Your teacher should n't be singing that . The chest is comprised of the hyoid , the clavicle , sternum , and-and the ribs . Bones , she 's four years ol ... Oh , all right , got a job @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ grave in the woods at Leakin Park . Murder and pancakes . What a way to start the morning . We can drop Christine off at the preschool on the way . All right ? Can we sing the bones song in the car , Daddy ? Well , why do n't we stick with " Wheels on the Bus " ? I do n't know anything that rhymes with clavicle , do you ? No . Exactly . The narrow pelvic inlet and flat profile of the skull indicate the victim was a Caucasian male , but it seems that his body was crushed by some kind of weight . That would be the woman who landed on him over there . Mm-mm . - Oh . Well , separating the peri from postmortem injuries will be quite challenging . What 's that smell ? Uh , someone doused the victim in corrosive chemicals . So it was a body dump . Yeah , but I 've never seen this pattern of decomposition before . It looks like a mixture of acids and bases , further decomposing the tissue @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Great , so it was an amateur job . That 's good for us . I 'll run an analysis back at the lab , see if I can figure out what kind of corrosives were used . Great . Uh , did you just say that ... the dirt had acid in it ? Probably , but the damage could have been caused by a caustic base ... Ladies . Your clothes have chemicals on them . You need to take immediate evasive measures . Now ! Get naked ! I mean , is this really necessary ? Not at all . ? Bones 10x16 ? The Big Beef at the Royal Diner Original Air Date on April 30 , 2015 ? Main Title Theme ? The Crystal Method == sync , corrected by elderman == @elderman ? Well that woman from boot camp really did some damage . I agree . There are fractures to the ribs , clavicle , and the T6 through T9 vertebrae . And his clothes are covered in food stains . Ah , it just keeps getting better and better . Evidence of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he was diabetic . Diabetes makes sense , given the extra organs I found . Uh , two pancreases and three kidneys , to be exact . Is n't it " pancrei " ? Pancreases . " Pancreata " is also acceptable . Oh , this scar tissue would indicate that the victim had both a kidney and a pancreas transplant . Oh , I can use the United Network of Organ Sharing database to see if I can find a match . Yes . That 's what I 'm talking about , - baby . Yeah . - You look happy . Oh , yeah , I just got a , uh , good report from Christine 's , uh , preschool teacher . She did really good . You know , parents get , you know , excited about stuff like that . Well , in that case , got a little coffee , donuts to celebrate . Sure , yeah . What 's that ? That ... Oh , uh , just a , uh , egg sandwich and some hash browns . Little pick-me-up before lunch @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ eat after you see this . Oh , let me hold it . You got grease all over your hands . Our victim 's Chili Reuben ? Yeah . Figured you 'd know him . Yeah , but who does n't ? Gettin ' Spicy with Chili Reuben is one of the best shows on TV . I 've never seen it . Seriously ? Seriously . If I want to watch a guy put down a side of ribs , two milkshakes and a double cheeseburger in half an hour , I got you . Thank you . Here , I 'll show you . Easy - - you got your greasy paws all over my keyboard . Watch this . This week on Gettin ' Spicy with Chili Reuben , you 're gon na want to fasten your seatbelts , because things are about to get muy caliente in the Spicemobile . I know how to cook ' em . And I know how to eat ' em . And there is n't a greasy spoon in this country I have n't hit . Mmm . God , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ let 's go back to the Web site . Ah , here 's something . Look at the Twitter feed , huh ? Supposedly he was in D.C . last week shooting a new episode . I ca n't believe I missed him . When he was n't dead . Tell you what , maybe the producer 's still in town and we can talk to him . Oh . It 's a good lead . Hey , you got a minute ? Uh , hang on . I 'm cross-referencing the chemicals you found on the victim to see what products might match . Okay . Shoot . I got a call today from a company that wants to manufacture the honeycomb-structured ultra rubber covering that I invented . Oh . Honey , that 's amazing . Do you think it 's legit ? Well , I 'm having a lawyer look over the offer now , but if this checks out , this could be huge , Angie . Yeah ? What do you think , like , money huge ? They 're only offering a small advance @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ every unit sold , and they are projecting to ship 20 million units to start . Oh ... Oh , my God . 20 million ? Yeah . Whoa . Hold on . Does , um ... Okay . Wow . Does Cam know about this ? I mean , how do you think she 's gon na react ? If she had n't prevented you from working on it here , the ... the Jeffersonian would be getting most of that money . Yeah . You know what , let 's just wait and see if it all works out first . Yeah . Right ? Yeah . Okay . So ... looks like the sodium hydroxide and sulfuric acid came from commercial cleaning substances . Drain cleaners . They 're both common brands , so that 's not gon na help us much . 20 million units . Just saying . I ca n't believe Chili is dead . We worked together for many years . On the show , Chili made it seem like the whole crew was family . Like that one episode , season two @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all the cooking oil . Yeah . So you guys were close , though ? Chili and I had a real yin and yang thing going on , you know ? I was the calm one , Chili was the-the boisterous one . We were always friends . Right . When was the last time you saw him ? Friday afternoon . We spent the day shooting at different diners in D.C . After we wrapped , Chili got into the Spicemobile and drove off to do his own thing . Well , we found his car keys in his pocket and we already put out a , uh , search on the vehicle . Are you aware of any enemies he may have had ? Oh , look , Chili , he ... he may have had a big personality , but , uh ... And he could be a bit of a hothead . I 'm not gon na deny that , but people generally liked him . Okay , look , we 're gon na have to take a look at all the tapes that you shot @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Be my guest . Uh , there 's a ton of footage because we have n't cut it together yet . Bet there 's some amazing stuff in there . I 'm happy to go through that . For the team . Why do n't you go back to your monitor ? Right . Oh . Mmm . Best fish tacos this side of the Mississippi . Mm-hmm . Up high . Yeah . He 's right , that place is amazing . Rolling . And action . Oh , yeah . Chicken and waffle ice cream might sound like these guys are winging it , but trust me , this stuff is mmm , mmm , mmm , finger lickin ' good . Well , that 's interesting . Oh , I think they deliver if you want to split a pint . No , no , I 'm talking about Chili 's earring . Does he always wear that ? Oh , yeah . That 's his signature - - the ruby chili pepper . Well , it was n't in any of the evidence collected at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got him ? I 'll have the techs check the dump site again . Judgingfromthereview on Chili 's Twitter feed , the guy did n't pull any punches . Read that one . Perhaps one of the local restauranteurs decided to take their revenge ? Mm-mm . Not in the D.C . area . According to all the footage that we have so far , Chili , he 's given nothing but positive reviews . You still looking at , uh , the Twitter feed ? No . I'm_I 'm looking for words that rhyme with ... lachrymal , trapezium and ... pisiform . Right . Sorry I asked . Well , I want to compose an anatomically correct bones song for Christine , but songwriting is more difficult than I thought . Well , it would help if you were musically inclined . Well , what I need is a bone that rhymes with ethmoid . What about scaphoid ? More coffee ? Wow . Hey , wow , you speak squint , JoAnne . Think I spent ten years serving her lunch without picking up a thing or @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sphenoid and cuboid would also work . Thank you , JoAnne . Although , I do recall asking for no olives in my salad . Ah . Oh , I-I 'm sorry about that , Doc . I mean , I would have Frankie make you another one , except he 's kind of in a foul mood . Hurry up ! I need those fries ! You ... you know , I 'll pick ' em out for you . Thank you . Okay , here we go . That 's ... my ... Oh , phone call . I got it . I got it . Um ... It 's Aubrey . Aubrey , you solve the case ? Of the six greasy spoons that Chili visited in D.C . , he gave all but one a positive review . So we got a motive ? Yeah , and it 's one that you 're not gon na like . Listen to this . " The best burgers in the district " ? Maybe if you had your taste buds removed ! The Royal Diner should be charbroiled @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's wrong , Booth ? Well , we had a lead in the case , so we may have a suspect . Why do you look so disappointed ? Because , um ... ' cause it 's Frankie . How many times do I have tell you ? ! Keep your mouth shut and do what I say ! Now get back to work ! That 's ... Wow . Frankie ? Order up ! Adam and Eve on a raft , wrecked . Cowboy with spurs . Cowboy with spurs ! Would you look at this - - my two best customers . Good to see you , Frankie , yep . I 'd like to visit , - but ... lunch rush . - I really hate to do this to you , Frankie , but , um ... Look , uh , you know , well , Chili Reuben was found dead , and this was the last place that he gave a bad review . We know this is difficult for you , but we have to ask you a few questions . Just a couple @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that I killed him ? I feed you for the last ten years every day , and this is how you treat me . I mean , look , hey , I 'd be upset , too . I 'd be really angry if somebody trashed my work . In his video , Chili called your burgers " bland and unmemorable . " I think they 're good . Chili trashed my food because I refused to pay him three grand for a good review . I 'm not paying blood money to some TV blowhard . He tried to extort you ? Was there any witnesses ? Well , the only one back here in the kitchen is my dishwasher , Glen . Excuse me . FBI Special Agent ... Booth . Sir , can you put that down , please ? Sorry about that . You would n't happen to have overheard Chili try to squeeze some money from my friend Frankie here ? I do n't pay much attention to anything that 's not my job . Okay . Frankie wo n't let me . Right , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ leave me alone . You know I ca n't do that . That 's like you dropping your fries and putting them back on the plate . Man , I got to talk to you - - it 's my job , Frankie . Dr . Hodgins , have you found anything that might tell us what Chili was up to the night he was murdered ? You mean other than gorging himself ? Because so far all I have are fried potatoes , canola oil , beef , ketchup ... Well , I found evidence of alcohol and marijuana in his blood , so clearly , food was n't his only indulgence . There is one other thing that I found - - I am pretty sure that he had hyperhidrosis . Ooh . Excessive perspiration - - he just gets more and more appealing , does n't he ? Do n't turn your nose up at sweat . Our armpits have a story to tell . Yeah , from what I read of the victim 's file , I 'm guessing that is no fairy tale . Clark @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ saw this in the paper , and then Cam called . Look , if Frankie is Chili 's killer , then that means JoAnne and the other waitresses will probably lose their jobs . Yeah , and we may lose our favorite lunch spot . Not that our history with the diner will affect our ability to remain impartial . But if another set of eyes could help ... You are a good , kind woman , Camille Saroyan . Just doing my job . Speaking of which , should n't you be in the bone room , Dr . Edison ? Yes , of course , but there is something that I want to show you first , so ... Okay , I lied . I have nothing to show you . I 'm confused . Okay , normally , I would n't put myself in the middle of these kind of things , and ... they have the potential to , uh , get a little awkward , so ... Do you mind cutting to the chase , Dr . Edison ? It 's Arastoo . Arastoo ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He e-mailed me . It 's not weird , because we 're friends . Is something wrong ? Is he okay ? Nothing 's wrong . That 's the point . He just wanted me to reassure you that everything 's fine . Is there a reason why he did n't tell me this himself ? He said he did tell you , more than once , but you did n't seem to believe him . Well , because going back to Iran could get him arrested . Yeah , but he has n't been . He 's been with his brother - - that 's the only reason he has n't written more . He said Hamid is n't doing very well . No . But Arastoo is fine , Dr . Saroyan . And me worrying just makes it harder for him -- I get it . No , I ... I did n't say that . No , not in an obvious way . And for that ... well , thank you . Oh . Okay . Oh , techs have combed the dump site three times @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ earring . Well , maybe ... maybe Chili was a sloppy drunk , and someone took advantage of him and stole it from him . Well , if those rubies are real , that could be a pretty valuable earring . Yeah , would n't be the first time that a robbery went wrong . I pulled Chili 's financials . Turns out he was flat broke . Wait a second , how does the star of a hit TV show end up broke ? Well , according to these records , a series of foolish investments , bad overspending , sports cars , houses in Aspen , Nantucket , Miami . Plus , the man did like his bling . Someone else did , too . We found his earring at a local pawnshop . Someone came in and pawned his earring two hours before Chili was killed . We get an I.D . on him ? Got a receipt . Lists him as Brian Terrio . Sorry to interrupt , but ... I 'm enhancing the pawnshop security footage , and I think I have a match . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Terrio is really Kenneth Morton . Why does that name sound familiar ? Because he worked on Chili 's TV show . Morton was the sound guy , and he 's got a record . Wow , look at the rap sheet , huh ? Breaking and entering , petty theft . Crew 's still at the hotel . All right , sounds good . Thanks , Angela . You got it . Take a look at this , Dr . Edison . Fractures on the victim 's left temporal and parietal bones that appear to have been caused by blunt force trauma from a single point of impact . Well , they must be from something big . The fractures extend all the way from the coronal suture , maxillary and zygomatic process . By measuring them , you might be able to determine the size and shape of the object that struck Chili 's skull . Dr . Brennan , I 'm confused about these notes . I was n't aware that we found injuries to the frontal , nasal , vomer or nasal conchae . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to a song I 'm writing for Christine about the human skeletal system . Oh , that 's very nice . Well , if I was to write a song about all the fractures I found on these ribs , it might take an entire opera . They appear to run along a diagonal line across the sternal ribs , from three ... all the way down to rib eight on the left side . Well , Chili clearly got whacked there with something , too . Judging from the curvature of the indentations , the weapon must have had a cylindrical shape , like ... a golf club or pool cue . Or maybe something like this . The sound man 's boom pole . So ... two days ago your boss gets murdered , today we pick you up at the bus station , two grand in your pocket , about to skip town . I was going to Philadelphia to visit my mother in the hospital . You do realize that we have footage of you pawning Chili 's earring using a fake name . I only @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Did Chili tell you to ... whack him in the ribs using your boom pole , too ? No , no , it was n't like that . Chili and I were at some bar , and he wanted to ... " take the party up a notch . " So he gave me his earring and ... told me to pawn it and buy him some crank . Oh . And you thought , what a good idea ! He was my boss , so yeah . I could n't find any . I texted Chili , told him , but he never texted me back . So you kept the money . Yeah . And kept my mouth shut . It would n't have looked too good after he died . Yeah , no , you 're right . And it still does n't . Hey . You , uh , located the Spicemobile ? Huh ? No , no , not yet . Why ? Oh . Well , you could n't wait to see me , so I figured you were knee-deep in particulates . Uh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I just got the paper back from the lawyer , and now they are projecting that we 're going to sell 40 million units the first year alone , and they just gave me a $2 million advance . What ? ! Oh , my God . Yeah . Oh , my God ! Is this really happening ? Yes . And I do n't know why I 'm so excited , because it 's not like I 've never been rich before . Well , yeah , but that was family money - - this is the first time you 're rich because of something you did , alone . Yeah . Yeah . The hard thing now , though , is , like ... I mean , I just , I got to figure out how to tell Cam . Tell Cam what ? Uh ... Ijustheardback from the hospital in Philly-- Morton 's story checks out . So the mother really is sick ? Yep . He 's telling the truth . Maybe . Let 's see if the bartender confirms seeing Chili at the bar with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , though . Yup . That 's the jerk who gave me the black eye . Wait a second , you and Chili fought ? About 20 minutes after his friend left . I mean , that Chili guy was hammered . You do realize that according to Chili 's colleague , your bar was the last place Chili was seen alive ? Hey , look , I do n't know nothing about no murder . Last time I seen that fool , I was kicking his ass out the door , just like I do all the obnoxious drunks . So in other words , you ... you let a customer who was completely intoxicated get behind the wheel of a car ? I took his keys - - that 's when the fight started . That 's how I ended up with this . Right . You guys were fighting outside . You know what I 'm thinking , I 'm thinking maybe they 're getting into this big brawl outside , things escalate , this guy , you know , thinks he 's above it all , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you hit him more than once , and , well ... I was trying to help the dude . He decked me - - that 's when he took his keys back and he drove off . Any idea where he went ? No clue . At that point , I was just happy to see him go . You remember the honeycomb-structured ultra rubber covering that I was working on ? Um , I sold it . Oh , c-congratulations . For ... $2 million . That is just the advance . Sorry . So , I just wanted to make sure , you know , that there were no hard feelings ... Wait , wait , wait . If I had let you test that in the lab , most of that money would 've gone to the Jeffersonian ? Uh , legally , yes . Oh , my God . You're-you 're pissed . Why ? I followed every rule , every protocol , and for once I 'm not the bad guy . Wait , you 're happy about this ? Are you kidding ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , most dedicated colleagues won the lottery , and it 's all because of some bloated bureaucratic rule book ? Th-This is j ... this is ... It 's wonderful ! Gee . I wish we could go out and celebrate , you guys paying , of course , but we-we 've got a case . Right . And I got the results from the test on his hair follicles . It turns out Chili did have a crank habit , but there 's no evidence he used the day he was murdered . Well , if Chili wanted crank and Morton did n't get it for him , then maybe he just went and got it for himself . I found abrasions on Chili 's right metacarpals and second , third , and fourth proximal phalanges . That would be consistent with the bartender 's description of the fight . Yes . But I would prefer that we find evidence that points to something we do n't know . We will . We are quite a team , Clark . Yes . We are . You know , it-it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to me by my first name . Temperance . Hmm . I thought you could n't bring yourself to use mine . Yeah , I gave it a shot . I got to tell you , it hurt a little bit , but ... it made it easier for me , to , um , give you this . I could n't get the idea of your song out of my head , so I jotted down a few words for you . " From the incus to the coccyx , the stapes " to the talus , you better watch your ethmoid and vomer when you 're driving top down in Dallas . " Hmm , very clever . Well , thank you . You know ... you know , if you have any more ideas that you want for your song , you know , um , we 're quite the team , I 've been told . I would welcome your help . Thank you . You 're welcome . Hey . Take a look at this hairline fracture on the margin of the glenoid fossa of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the way down to the olecranon fossa of the ulna . From the amount of remodeling , these injuries are at least three weeks old . So it seems that Chili had been in more than one fight recently . Because he did n't behave decently . He plays the nice guy facetiously . Get it . Get it , Dr . Brennan . Get ... Perhaps one song at a time . Yeah . Of course . Dr . Ed ... Dr . Edison , uh , can I have a word with you ? Oh . Yes , Dr . Saroyan . " Hungry , sleep-deprived , and in need of a shower . But otherwise , all is well . Miss you . Love , Arastoo . " So , this e-mail worries you why ? Wh-What if he 's been arrested and this is some kind of code ? Starvation and sleep deprivation are very common forms of torture . Oh , okay . But so is being hungry and tired because you 're in the hospital all day with your dying brother . B-But I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and he 's not picking up . Yeah , okay . That 's because it 's the middle of the night there . You think I 'm making too much of this , do n't you ? No , those are your words , not mine . I j ... I was fine . I really was . And then all of a sudden this wave of worry comes over me and I am just ... I am convinced that something horrible has happened to him . I ca n't stop it . Okay . Okay , look , it 's understandable . You 're so used to controlling things , and you just ca n't in this case . So now I 'm a control freak ? What ? - No . No , no . I 'm not ... - First of all , I did n't say " freak . " No , no ... We're-we 're good . Thank you . We 're done . You know , this is n't my fault , Dr . Saroyan . Look , if I could , I would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'm sorry . I ... I guess I'm_I 'm ... just ... looking for a reason why all this is happening . Something that ... something that would satisfy a control freak . But ... if you 'll just be honest with me if you hear anything ... Dr . Saroyan I 'm a very bad liar . I think that 's why Arastoo chose me to reassure you . I just wish I had done a better job . Wow , this neighborhood is horrible , is n't it ? Uh , yeah . So why the smile , Doc ? In the field . Gives me a rush . It 's like I 'm taking my life into my own hands . Well , I 'm not sure you 're taking your life in your hands . I mean , I 'm armed , there are cops here . Just saying , I 'm not intimidated . Booth knows that . Which is why he said , " You take him , Aubrey . I 'll stay here . " Exactly . Oh , there it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I ca n't believe that I am actually seeing the Spicemobile in person . Oh . And smelling it . Yeah , this place is ripe . It 's pretty disappointing to find out your hero 's a total slob . Eh , I disagree . There are no particulates as good as slob particulates . At least he added a navigation system . If Angela can tell us where Chili drove over the past week , it might lead us to his killer . Oh , wow . This slob makes pigs look dainty . All right , you know what , we 're just gon na take the entire van back to the lab . I 'll bet this was delicious once . Aubrey , please do n't eat that . Bones . Hey . Booth , what are you doing here ? Well , I was doing some digging into , uh , Chili Reuben 's shoulder injury , and it turns out he was in Memphis in the emergency room three weeks ago . Memphis ? Yeah , he was there , um , shooting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . But you could 've just told me this on the phone . I got you this . Booth . Oh , it 's beautiful . Like it ? Love it . Yeah . Let me help you ... put it on . Here you go . Thanks . Okay . Kind of resembles a humerus bone , right ? Well , if you curved it , I suppose . How does it look ? Like I made the right choice . It is quite exquisite . I was ... talking about you . I made the right choice . I 'm just so lucky to have you as my wife . I have something for you , too . For me ? Well , what are you doing with my gambling sobriety chip ? I found it in the laundry . I must have left it in my pocket . It 's not like you , Booth . You always know where your chip is . Well , you know what , I know where it is now because of you . Did you find anything useful in Chili @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ history and pulled up all the maps of where Chili traveled during this past week in D.C . It turns out on four of the six days Chili was in town , he left the diners he was reviewing to drive to more respectable restaurants . And he did the same thing in other cities . Sounds like the King of the Greasy Spoon did n't practice what he preached . And I downloaded his calendar from the cloud . These are the people he ate with . Who are they ? Reality TV show producers . I thought he already had a producer . Looks like he wanted to get rid of him . Why would I kill him ? Without Chili , I do n't have a show . Chili was firing you from the show that you two created together . Okay ? Logic goes out the window when you 're in a rage , Sid . I-I had no idea that that disloyal bastard was planning to replace me . I think you found out what Chili was up to when you were down in Memphis @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to the E.R . Then three weeks later , you decided to finish him off . Chili went to the hospital in Memphis because he jumped out of a moving car when I tried to take him to rehab . Rehab ? Yeah . I mean , this guy , he was seriously screwed up . Between the-the drinking and-and the drugs and all the one-night stands , do you know how many waitresses I had to pay off so they would n't leak their stories to the tabloids ? So what are you still doing in town then , Sid ? I mean , if Chili 's gone , there 's no more show , is there ? Well , the network is , uh ... is forcing me to finish the episode without him . Uh , they expect the ratings to go through the roof now that he 's dead . Oh , that 's interesting . So you get fired from the show and your career 's in the toilet , but if you end on a ratings high note , then you 're hot property @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ floor back here , and it looks like someone tried to clean it up . Well , it could belong to Chili or to his killer . Wow . It is n't gon na be easy to find evidence of a struggle in this mess . I can not believe that anyone would treat such a fantastic vehicle like a rolling Roman food orgy . Uh , that orgy may not have been exclusively for food . We have body fluids . Ew . Well , if the van 's a-rockin ' ... Yep . And judging from the amount of hydration , they 're fairly recent . Do you smell something ? Yeah , I 'm trying not to . I do n't know . It 's something floral . But that could be a good thing for us . Yeah . If I can actually get an air sample and run it through the gas chromatograph , I should be able to isolate the smell and reformulate it chemically . Okay . While you do that , I 'm gon na see what I can get from the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Brennan , I 've already examined the skull . Yes , but based on the defensive wounds we found earlier , I decided to take another look , and I found something very interesting . There 's a crescent-shaped bruise on the occipital . How did we miss this ? Well , it 's likely we did n't notice it before because it was hidden under Chili 's hair plug scars . I 'd like to take another look at the X-rays of our skull . You seem agitated , Dr . Edison . Well , no , " frustrated " is more accurate . We 've only used 187 bones in the song so far , and I 'm having second thoughts about rhyming " calcaneus " with " malleus . " It 's ... Anxiety is a perfectly normal physiological response to the vulnerability that comes with engaging in a creative endeavor . Oh , that 's good to know . Look . I knew I saw something . There 's a tiny missing fragment on the occipital . Something must have hit him there . Though @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ strong enough to kill him . Yes , but still , if we found the implement that was used to make this , it could lead us to our killer . So I isolated all the aromas that were n't food-based into their own individual compounds , which I then reformulated into a condensed , more intensified version . Look , before you turn on the Smell-O-Vision , Dr . Hodgins , I just want to thank you both for being here today . Uh ... it 's kind of our job . I realize that , but anyone else who got a check for $2 million probably would have taken the day off . Oh . Yeah , I guess that 's true . I ... I did n't even think about that . Which is why I said thank you . I hope I have n't given you any ideas . No . No . No , no . Look , first of all , we know how quickly it can disappear , and we love our jobs , so ... sniffers ready . All right , so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sage ... This is gon na be tough , but ... It 's perfume . I 'd recognize that perfume anywhere . It 's JoAnne . Uh , who 's JoAnne ? JoAnne 's the waitress at the Royal Diner . She never mentioned that her and Chili got personal . In the back of the Spicemobile , no less . Based on the injuries to the side of Chili 's head , I 'm not so sure that that encounter was consensual . There was no assault . Chili and I hooked up in the back of his Spicemobile . Consensually . I 'm not proud of it , but last I checked , it 's not a crime . No , but lying to the FBI is . I did n't want Frankie to know that I slept with the guy who was about to trash our diner on national TV . Hey , look , maybe you just got angry at Chili because he used you for sex , so you ... you took something off the spice rack , you smashed him in the face , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . The only way I could have injured him was with a partial disruption of his posterior sacroiliac complex . If you know what I 'm saying . Why is she talking like you ? It means an injury caused by excessive movement of the pelvis during sex . Nicely described , JoAnne . Thank you . Look , I mean ... just one of those things . It was a ... quickie in the back of a van . It was nice to feel like a kid again . And what happened after that ? Nothing . He took off in the van . That 's the last I 've seen of him . Look , you know what ? If we 're done here , I need to go back to work . I do make most of my living on tips . Oh , hold on . I got a tip for you . I would n't think about leaving town . I may have to talk to you again . You can forget about your free refills . What ? And the trapezoid , radius , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the arm , they run the full gamut ... ? Very nice , Dr . Brennan . I had no idea you were so talented . Oh . Yes . Sometimes I surprise myself . Right . Well , I got the test results from the blood in the back of the van . It is n't JoAnne 's , and it is n't Chili 's , either . Well , it could still belong to the killer . Not unless Chili was murdered by a double cheeseburger . Turns out it 's beef blood . Oh . I was hoping for more of a clue . We all were . Dr . Brennan , can I ask you a question ? Oh . If I can sing while inspecting the bones , I can certainly converse . Do you think ... do you think Arastoo did n't ask me to go to Iran with him because I 've been so noncommittal about the whole marriage thing ? I imagine everyone is telling you that he 'll be fine over there . Yeah , but I ... I ca n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Arastoo could be arrested in Iran or even executed . If you were with him , you would have been in danger , too . He knew that . Wow . Thanks for ... not holding back . Arastoo loves you , Cam . Whether or not you marry him . That 's why he did n't want you to ... go with him . I would have done the same thing . So would I . Then you should feel better . I do . Yes . Thank you . Dr . Brennan asked me to take another look at the X-rays of the skull . I think I might have found something . Now , it 's pretty small , but there appears to be evidence of hemorrhagic staining on the tympanomastoid . Maybe you could swab it . Yeah . It 's the ear canal , right ? Well , technically , it 's the bone surrounding it . But you know what the strange thing is ? Chili showed no sign of cerebrovascular trauma . Without that , hemorrhagic staining to the tympanomastoid could only @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ why we missed it before . Forensically , drowning has no diagnostic features . And Chili 's lung tissue was too damaged by the corrosives to show evidence of excessive fluid . Plus ... this crescent-shaped bruise to the occipital is the same size and shape of a sink faucet . If Chili was killed at the diner , then the particulates and missing fragment may still be in the drain catch . Oh , yeah . So , according to Chili 's injuries , the killer pushed him against the edge of the sink , causing the line of fractures along the lower ribs . Then , when Chili tried to raise his head to gasp for air , he banged his head on the faucet , bruising his occipital . If that graphic is accurate , the faucet at the diner looks too small to have left that mark on his head . Yeah , you 're right . Well , I reexamined Chili 's lung tissue , and I found evidence of glycerin , sodium sulfate , hydrolyzed vegetable protein ... Are n't those ingredients common in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? That 's what I assumed , until I discovered the presence of aloe Vera and coconut oil . Wait , that sounds more like soap . Yeah . It does . Which would explain the foreign epithelial cells I found that were n't a match for Chili 's . Pull up the Web site of the motel Chili was staying at . There 's got to be pictures of the rooms . Okay , here , let 's take a look at the bathtub . Now , without exact measurements , it 's hard to be certain , but the bruise on Chili 's skull seems to be a match to that faucet . And I 'm guessing his rib fractures line up , too . - Sure looks like it . - Wait a minute . But I thought the FBI combed through Chili 's room and found no evidence of foul play . But the entire crew was staying at that motel . Chili could have been killed in someone else 's room . So , what was it , Kenneth ? I mean , you could @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , the smoking and the junk food ? What Chili did with his personal life was none of my business . Except that it was because - - you know why ? Your mother is in the hospital right now dying of kidney failure . Records show that she spent two years on the transplant list waiting for a kidney that never showed up . What , and Chili just walks in and gets two organ transplants and he still abuses himself ? It was like him giving your mother the finger . We found a fragment of Chili 's skull inside your bathtub drain . And we found your epithelial cells inside Chili 's lungs . We know you did it , man . I did n't mean to kill him . I swear . He shows up drunk . I 'm in the bath . He 's screaming about how I could n't score any crank for him . And then he starts ransacking my bathroom , looking for pills . The guy was so drunk , he slips on the wet floor and hits his head on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ temporal and parietal bones . Yeah , but that only made him crazier . Then he starts swinging at me . I ... I-I could n't take it anymore . I held him underwater to shut him up . Then you just dumped the body and went to go see your mom . Yeah . I did n't know what else to do . Whoa . Wow , this place is packed . Probably because of all the publicity from our case . There 's Frankie right over there . Hey , my three favorite customers . I saved your table for you . Look at that , huh ? You sure you 're not still mad at us ? Are you kidding me ? Business is better than ever . Enjoy . Thanks . Can we sing Daddy the song while we wait ? Whoa . What , here ? Wait a second . What song ? " The Bone Song . " The real one . " The Bone Song " ? Wait a second . You did n't butcher the song , did you ? Songs should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . One , two , three ... ? The tibia , fibula , femur and patella ? ? If the shoe fits your metatarsals ? ? Then you might be Cinderella ? ? So get off your sacrum ? ? Get off your coccyx ? ? Wave your triquetrum and capitate ? ? In the air ? ? Shake your cuneiform ? ? And navicular ? ? Like you just do n't care . ? Wow . You guys can rap . Now it 's your turn , Daddy . No , no , no , I do n't rap . Please , Daddy ! Come on , Daddy . Do n't be a spoilsport . Okay . Here we go . ? The mandible and palatine ? ? The lacrimal and malleus ... ? ? Wait , wait , wait , wait , wait , wait ? ? It 's all so confusing ? ? These bones are so numerous ? ? I hope that there 's a funny bone ? ? ' Cause it 's so humerus ? ? Not bad for a guy who I thought ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? So , what can I get the Von Trapp family tonight ? Uh ... round of milk shakes , huh ? ? Chocolate and vanilla , leave a mess on my maxilla . ? Good one , Christine . ? I 'll make sure ? ? That I do n't twist my cuneiform ? ? ' Cause I just might get soda on my uniform . ? Huh ? Ah , it 's gon na be a long night . Yep . More singing , Daddy . ? Clavicle , clavicle ? ? Watch out ' cause Daddy 's gon na tickle your left ? ? Schmavicle , schmavicle . ? No , that 's not anatomically accurate , Booth . I know , Bones , but you better be careful , or I 'm gon na tickle your schmavicle . No , I 've had enough of that . == sync , corrected by elderman == @elderman

@@5239141 Hi . And welcome back to our Tool Time salute ... Ohhhhhh ! ... to golf . Let 's get to it . We have a very special guest for you . That 's right . He 's number eight in all-time earnings on the PGA tour . He 's in town at the Golf Expo . Let 's give a warm Tool Time welcome to Payne Stewart . Thanks for making time to be on the show . You know ... You 'd think with the kind of cash you 're pulling down , you could afford the rest of those trousers . Tim , when you 're in the public eye , you have to have a trademark . With me , it 's knickers . With you , it 's burns and abrasions . Well , Mr . Stewart , first things first . How does one go about choosing the right driver ? - Well , it depends on your ability . - OK . - Now , what 's your handicap , Al ? - Tim . Actually , it 's 16 . Then along with a few lessons , you 'll want a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - All right . Tim , what 's your handicap ? Payne , Payne , Payne ... What 's a handicap ? I think golf is more of a Zen-like , jujitsu type of thing . His handicap is 35 . You guys think you 're so good ? Why do n't we take a shot at my golf simulator and have a driving contest ? Klaus ! Now , the way that this machine works is there are sensors in the pad which measure the velocity and the striking angle of the club . The vector and the velocity is then measured ... Al , shut up and shoot the thing , will you ? Vector velocities . Ninety-five yards . Nice shot , miss . All right , Payne . Let 's see what you got . See what we can come up with here . Two hundred-ninety-one yards . Nice drive . Wow . That was a great drive . Well , I guess this contest is over . Not so fast . Heidi , why do n't we bring out my driver ? - Here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - And what would this be ? - I know what this is . This is a special driver designed for senior citizens to get more distance . They do n't even have to swing it because it 's got 25 caliber charge in it . Not anymore . I bored it out to a 44 magnum . - That 's cheating . - Welcome to my world . Stand back , guys . All right . Fire in the hole . You the man . Where are you going in that shirt ? Well , it 's happy hour at The Tiki Hut . You got ta get there by five o'clock , or the pupu platter is picked clean . Do you actually meet women there ? Or just go there to pig out on pupu ? Well , I have n't met anyone yet . But I 'm forming a social network of people with similar interests . People who eat dinner off toothpicks in the middle of the afternoon . It 's a lot of fun . Why do n't you join me for a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I love fresh pupu . But Jill 's got the flu and I 'm stopping by the pharmacy to pick up medication . Anything you suggest ? These days I 'm strictly homeopathic . No wonder you 're not meeting any women . If that 's how you feel , fine . Goodnight , Al . Goodnight , Tim . - Heidi , is anything wrong ? - No , nothing . Are you sure ? Well , actually , Scott and I have separated . He moved out a couple weeks ago . Heidi , I 'm so sorry . Why did n't you say something about this before ? Because I did n't want to bring my personal problems to work . Why not ? Because you said , " Do n't ever bring your personal problems to work . " Since when do you listen to me ? Since you said , " I had better start listening to you . " Nice going , Mr . Compassion . I might need a little time off from the show . - Take as much as you need @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Amy at Scott 's . He 's got her this week . We ca n't leave Heidi alone when she 's this upset . Take her to the Tiki Hut . Well , nothing raises one 's spirits like a fistful of pot stickers . She does n't need food . She needs a shoulder to cry on , OK ? Well , I 'm not exactly an expert on relationships , Tim . But you 're a good friend and you 're a good listener . Come on , do it for Heidi . - Do it for the show . - For the show ? If she 's too upset to come back , you 'll have to squeeze into one of the skirts . - Here you go , Mom . - Oh , thank you , sweetie . What are you doing with all these mail-order catalogs ? Now that I 'm sick , I finally have time to look through them . You got ta see this . " The World 's Best Earwax Removal System " . And if you act now , they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " . All right , off we go . Yeah . We 're going to the mall to pick up some CD 's . You know what ? I 'll go with you . Wait a minute . You do n't have to go anywhere . I 've got a music catalog that 'll save you money . Look at this . Fifteen CD 's for a penny . Well , it sounds great . But who 's Pat Boone ? - We 'll be home before dinner . - OK . - Hey , guys . - Hello , Dad . Well , honey , how are you feeling ? How do I look ? That 's what I thought . - Help is on the way . Look what I got . - Oh . Ibuprofen . I got antihistamines . I got decongestants , analgesics . I got daytime decongestant . I 've got nighttime decongestant . You take two of everything here and that flu 'll be out of your system in an hour . If I take two of everything here , I 'll be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ whole hour ? - So , how was work today ? - Not so good . - Heidi 's marriage is in trouble . - What ? - Yeah . She and Scott are separated . - Oh , my God . That 's terrible . Apparently , it has n't been good for quite a while . Oh , no . I have to call her . She probably wants a woman to talk to . It 's all taken care of . She 's having dinner with Al . That 's a good question . The show 's about to begin . Enjoy yourselves . - Heidi ? - Hi , Tim . I thought you needed time off . I did , too . But then I had dinner with Al . - He put everything in perspective . - You and Scott getting back together ? I do n't know . But I 've made it over this first hurdle . Al really helped me get in touch with my rage . Hm . No one brings out rage better than Al . - Good morning @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't know what you talked about with Heidi . But it did a lot of good . Well , last night was pretty incredible for me , too , you know . We talked about everything from the weather to intimate details of her life . Forget the weather . How about the other stuff ? Well , basically , you know , after Amy was born , Heidi did n't feel very sexual . Scott wasn't understanding and that turned Heidi off to sex even more . - So they 're not ... uh ... - No . No . Not for a while . Huh . But before the baby , Oh , my God ! What ? What ? Well , I 've already said too much . I do n't want to betray Heidi 's confidence . - I can respect that . - OK . Now , I could guess some things . If I 'm real close , you could just nod . Everybody know what time it is ? Tool Time ! That 's right . Binford Tools is proud to present Tim @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ most sensitive guy in the world " Borland ! Woo-hoo ! Good morning . Good morning . Wait a minute . Hold on . Something 's different . Let me guess . You did something with your hair , did n't you ? It 's a sinus mask . OK ? But if it does n't work , it 's totally returnable . I 'd love to be the second owner of that thing . Before you waste more money , Al 's got a bunch of homoerotic remedies . Why do n't I call him ? Speaking of work , how 's Heidi doing ? Very well , thanks to Al . And he 's really taking care of her problems . Heidi must be grateful to have a friend like Al . Stay in the shower , Al . I got it . Good morning . Borland residence . Uh , wrong number . Bye-bye . - Who was it ? - It sounded like one of the Muppets . Is something wrong ? Heidi just answered the phone at Al 's house at 7:30 in the morning @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I feel sick . Oh , God . Oh , God . I 've got this image of Al and Heidi . Get out of my head ! Get out of my head ! Heidi did not sleep with Al . First of all , she 's a married woman . And second of all , she , she would n't go for a guy like Al . Her husband is tall and handsome . I mean , he spends more time at the gym than Al does at Hickory Farms . Honey , I 'm not saying that it happened . But I could understand how a woman like Heidi could fall for a guy like Al . In what universe ? Women like Heidi have had the gorgeous hunks . The second time around , they want somebody less exciting , more dependable . Me ... I went for number two first . You do n't understand . You do not understand . Al is like a dependable four-door Rambler and Heidi like a twelve-cylinder Ferrari . They do n't belong in the same garage . And yet @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wo n't rest until I find out what 's going on . Oh , Tim . Look , even if they were parked in the same garage , you are not their mechanic . You 're just being petty . Oh , I 'm being petty ? Yeah . Why should you be the only one with an incredibly desirable woman ? - Hi , Al . - Hey . Hey , would you help me put my tool belt on ? I just touched up my nails . - Okey-dokey . - Thank you . - Hey . - Yeah ? I just want to tell you how wonderful it 's been for me these past few days . Well , it 's been pretty incredible for me , too . You 're really a special lady . Thanks . You have a good show . - You , too . - OK . - Morning , Tim . - Is it ? Hey ! How are you doing , buddy ? Good . You know , I , uh , called your house this morning and Heidi answered @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Maybe . Uh-huh . Well , anyway , Jill and I got to talking and we were thinking that maybe you and Heidi were ... What ? You know . Even though I told her that a Rambler could n't jump-start a Ferrari . But , you know ... So you 're saying it would be impossible for Heidi to be interested in Al ? No . I do n't believe it . But other people are talking . Well , those other people can think what they want . Amen . Amen . But , uh , would those other people be right or would they be wrong ? Well , Tim , are you asking me to talk about my personal life at work ? Yes . I think it 's about time we opened up and shared our experiences . OK . I , uh , I actually have something I 'd like to share . Let it go . Do n't hold anything back . The truth is , Heidi and I ... Yeah ? Yeah ? ... are entitled to our privacy . There @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to be the world 's best tissue disposer . It shreds , decontaminates , and deodorizes . I wonder if it would work on your meatloaf . I 'll be back in about an hour . All right ? Where are you going ? I 'm gon na go over to Al 's house and do some repairs . - Dad , it 's ten o'clock at night . - I 'm a conscientious landlord , son . The same landlord who said , " Al , do you really need heat in February ? " What are you gon na fix with these binoculars ? That is such an insulting question I 'm not even gon na answer it . You have sunk this low . You 're gon na go spy on poor Al . I just do n't want him hurt . I 'm gon na need those back . No . Forget about it . You 're not going there . There 's nothing wrong with being curious . You are not curious ; you 're obsessed . I 'm not obsessed . Last night you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that I just cried . It 's torture having this image filling up my brain . Especially with space at such a premium . Ooh . Something smells good out here , Wilson . What are you doing ? I 'm boiling up some sap for the Michigan Maple Festival . Speaking of saps , wait till you hear what Al 's been doing . You do n't have to tell me . I 've heard all about it . What ? What Al told me is in strictest confidence . - Well , you know , Wilson ... - Mm-hm ? ... I could get you a riding mower from Binford . Sixteen-horse rear-bagger for cost plus ten . Sorry , neighbor . I ca n't be bought . Why would Al tell you and not me ? Well , maybe because I did n't search his locker for long brown hairs . Which , according to the lab , either belonged to a collie or Al 's mother . Tim , why are you so interested in Al and Heidi 's personal life ? I do n't know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ before . And I 've never asked Heidi about hers . But you put the two of them together ... There 's that image again . Tim , have you ever heard of the term " cognitive dissonance ? " You know I 'm not into politics . Cognitive dissonance is when pieces of our lives no longer make sense . Beliefs we always held true seem to be false so we reorder our way of thinking . Are you saying a Rambler could hook bumpers with a Ferrari ? It 's very possible . No , no . If what you say is true then everything I believe is false . - Now , Tim . That 's not necessarily ... - Let me go with this for a minute . OK ? This means that maybe cars are n't the most important thing in the world . - Ohh ... - No , wait a minute . Opera 's more manly than football ? - Neighbor ... - Al 's mother is thin ? Tim , it 's not easy to change one 's perceptions . But it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's a growth experience . OK , Wilson . How far does this go ? How do I really know you are who I think you are ? - How do I know you 're who I think ? - How do I know you said that ? - How do I know you heard ? - How do I know you 're here ? Who else would have the time to come out and listen to this silly conversation ? Hey , Al . Can I talk to you for a minute ? I do n't think so . I 'm not gon na feed your appetite for lurid gossip and tawdry innuendo . And , by the way , I installed an alarm on my locker . I should n't have gotten involved in your personal life . From now on , your business is your business , all right ? Well , I appreciate that . If there 's any other part of my life you want to talk about , I 'm an open book . I 'm not much of a reader . Thanks . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Good morning , Al . - How are ya ? - Oh , I feel so great this morning . - Oh , I feel pretty great myself . How about Sorentino 's for dinner tonight ? All week long it 's " Fettuccine Madness " ! - I 'm afraid I ca n't make it . - Why not ? Well , thanks to the things you said , I saw Scott last night . And we 're gon na get back together . Is n't that great ? Oh , that 's so great ! Yes , that 's ... Good for you ! - Thanks . I got you a something . - You did n't have to do that . - I wanted to . Here . - Oh , thank you . I also want to thank you for letting me sleep on your hide-a-bed . Well , now I call it the Heidi-bed . Good . Oh , it 's The Tiki Hut Cookbook ! - Do you like it ? - I love this ! Now I can make pupu at home . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , well ... Uh , Heidi ... Uh ... can I just talk to you about one thing ? Sure . What ? Well , after that night you stayed at my house , Tim got this crazy idea that , that you and I might have ... How do I say this ? - Slept together . - Yeah . OK . Yeah , that 's it . And he thought that was impossible because he does n't think a beautiful woman like you could ever be interested in , in a guy like me . Oh , is that so ? Well , let me tell you something , Al . If I weren't married , you 're exactly the type of guy I 'd be looking for . Thank you . I wish , I wish Tim could hear you say that . You know , I do n't think Tim really needs to hear anything . - Howdy , Wilson . - Hidy-ho . Not hidy-ho . Let 's talk Heidi-Al . Tim , are you still obsessing about that ? Well , I wasn't until @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ peck on the cheek . She just drove it home . - Tim . - Yeah ? Get a hobby . Good-night . I think you 're right about what you said yesterday . Nothing 's right with me . I think I am suffering from communist discotheque . Tim , can we chat about this tomorrow ? I am a little busy . Wilson , where do you keep a copy of Lady Chatterley 's Lover ? I got ta get some new friends . You 'd think with all the money you pull down you could afford the rest of those pantaloonies ... You 'd think with the money you make ... I have ... I have ... I have ... I have to say the word " culottes " just once . You do n't want to be the only one with a desirable woman .

@@5239241 It just made sense to move in to my grandmother 's house . She wanted to re-create for our daughter the happy memories she had in this house . I was stunned to see Amelia sitting up in bed . Who is she talking to ? I know I heard somebody , but there 's nobody there . Something was wrong in our house . I could feel awful , searing hatred . Who 's there ? Something paranormal was in our house , but I never would have thought a member of my own family would be trying to harm me . Chris ! Chris ! She 's back ! I grew up in a small city about 20 minutes east of L.A . called Whittier . I spent a lot of my time with my grandmother . She lived down the street from us . Hi , grandma . I 'd come in , and she 'd say ... How are you , sugar pie ? What you up to ? Not much . Ooh , what are we making today ? Your favorite pie . I loved my grandmother dearly . She was wonderful to me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Very warm ... And loving and inviting . What do you think ? Sorry , grandma . Got to go . Do n't you want some pie ? I met Chris in July of 2008 . Chris loved life . He had no fear about him and such strong confidence . Bye , grandma ! The common cliche ... It was just love at first sight . The minute I laid eyes on her , I knew she was the one . Chris and I got very serious very quickly . But my happiness was cut short . My grandma had a stroke . And our family decided that she needed round-the-clock care that we could n't provide , so she had to go to a hospice facility . Chris and I spent as much time as we could visiting her and trying to keep her spirits up . What can I do for you , grandma ? There was a day that she was really down and depressed . And she asked for her favorite blanket . The one grandpa got me ... It 's on my bed . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Before Chris left , I told him ... Just go in through the back door . It 's always open . Chris works security , so he gave me a puzzled look . And I said , " she comes from the generation " where you leave your doors and your windows unlocked and open . " Sure enough , the door was open like they said . It was a creepy , dark house . And there 's all kind of antiques and sort that she had collected over the years . Damn it . All of a sudden , I got this really strange feeling , almost like somebody 's following me . I do n't see anything , so I shrug it off and think , " it 's just my imagination . Snap out of it . " I go into her bedroom ... And see her blanket sitting there . I still feel this heaviness about me . I 'm a big guy . I 've been in the security field for about nine , ten years , so there 's not too many @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this house had me creeped out . When I got back to the hospital , I guess obviously I looked like something was bothering me . What 's the matter ? What happened ? Nothing . I do n't know . It just seemed like there was somebody in the house . But obviously , there was nobody there . Mr . Security . I thought Chris was just reading too much into it . You 're my hero . My grandmother passed away . I was completely devastated . This was someone who I had spent so much of my life with , someone who raised me , and my best friend , and now she 's gone . Chris and I got married . We had a baby girl , and we named her Amelia . It just made sense for us to move in to my grandmother 's old house . The price was right . The house was a perfect size . It had a backyard . It was everything we were looking for and an added bonus to me to be in the warmth and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it would have made my grandma so happy . It made me feel closer to my grandmother , almost as if still a part of her was with me . There was a lot of unpacking to do , getting rid of old stuff that was in the house . Wait . It 's my guardian angel . We did n't get to all of it . We just kind of took a couple of boxes of paperwork , shoved them in the den closet . It 's nothing that 's that important . We hung pictures in our hallway of family : His family , my family , past generations . Mementos of , like , people that had passed on or ... That we can see every time we walk through the hallway . - Well ? - It looks great . See what your man did for you ? " Rocky , I 'm afraid this joke may get Zeke in a whole mess of trouble . " Amelia had her own room . " Rocky laughed . I 'll just put this rock on a sheet @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the third generation of my family to live in this house . " To find his first crowd of customers . " It gave me such a warm feeling . " They 're going to expect a ghost . Zeke has n't got anything but a rock and an old board . " " They 'll just run him over to jail . " It brought back memories of me when I was a little girl with my grandmother in the house . " After all , it was his mischief that started all this foolishness . " A few days later , we had put Amelia to bed . And welcome to Fact or Fiction . - I 'm your host ... - I glanced over at the monitor . And I was stunned to see Amelia sitting up in bed . Welcome to our champion , bunny . She was having a conversation with someone . It 's my daddy . As you know , bunny has won ... $17,380 dollars so far . Chris . Look at this . Who is she talking to ? She was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there next to the bed that she was talking to . Here 's our child sitting up in bed having a full conversation ... With nothing . And then I hear another voice ... Almost like a really faint ... But you could hear it ... Woman 's voice . And I 'm kind of like weirded out , like , " what 's ... what the hell 's going on in here ? " Like , " am I just ... Am I hearing things ? " Who is that ? I start to freak out and , like , wonder , " who 's ... who 's in her room ? Did somebody break in ? " I go over , and I start checking the windows to make sure that they 're locked and make sure nobody 's in there . Who you talking to , sweetie ? To my friend . Who 's your friend ? She shut down , did n't want to talk about it . For her to want to keep a secret was very unusual . Okay . I did n't know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ monitor like a hawk . Good night . Good night . One night , Chris had gone to work . I went to take my contacts out , get ready for bed . I heard a very small , very light knock on the bathroom door . I thought , " meh . " Tried to brush it off . It sounded like a fist had pounded the door ... Very forceful bang , very loud . I 'm home alone with my young child . I needed to check on her . I reached out , kind of shaking . I felt blind . Everything was blurry . There was no one outside the door . My daughter was looking very happy and peaceful in her bed . I heard what sounded like footsteps on the roof . The thing that really scared me was that somebody could be trying to break into our house . What would anybody want with us in our house ? I called my husband immediately . I was talking probably a mile a minute . - Come home right now . - Okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I can . Just sit tight . When I get home , I grab my flashlight . And it 's so heavy , I can double it up as a weapon if I need to . Stay here . I 'm gon na go check outside . I walk down the run behind our bedroom and do n't see anything . It was dead quiet . But we 're just east of L.A . , so there is always that possibility that we could have a break-in or anything of that nature . But there was nothing out there . So I kind of just said , you know , " hey , honey , " and just reassured her . Maybe she 's hearing new creaks and cracks of an old house . Smooch ! I was n't sure what it was , but there was something threatening about the house . This was not the safe place that I remembered from my childhood . I decided we should maybe do something as a family , so I thought , " okay , let 's have a barbecue out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ again . Chris is working a lot , and it was wonderful to have him home . And Amelia was having fun playing with her toys . It seemed like a perfect evening . Holy crap . What was that ? What ? I saw this figure , like a black , shadowy figure , like , pass by the kitchen , and then it was gone . You did n't see that ? His face got really serious . You guys stay there . I 'm just gon na go inside for a second . I went into my room and grabbed my gun from the safe . I knew it was fully loaded . My heart 's racing , ' cause , you know , at any given moment , I can turn the corner and kind of see somebody . Amelia , come here . Come on . I feel like somebody 's on my heels ... Like a heavy weight on me . I had heard a creaking noise coming from the kitchen . " What was that ? " Who 's there ? I saw @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ could n't shake the feeling there was somebody there . Is everything okay ? Yeah , it 's nothing . I thought I saw something . But ... it 's nothing . I was n't convinced . I know that if he thinks he saw something and he went to investigate it , there 's a reason behind it . He saw something , and he just was n't telling me . Later that evening , Chris had gone to work . I was trying to just relax and finish up some housework . I hear tapping on the window ... As if fingernails were tapping . Nothing there , absolutely nothing . I hear this scratching on the outside of the house . The hair on my arms stood up . It sounded like the living room door slammed shut . I stood there really not wanting to go see what it was . Another bang ... The kitchen door ... The den door ... And then another ... And another ... And then another . They did n't actually close . They just made the noise . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was following me . I felt something grip my shoulder . After what I had just experienced , I knew something was happening . Something paranormal was in our house . There 's definitely something or someone connected to this house . I was searching for any kind of reason as to what was happening to us . I started to think , " could it be somehow connected to my grandmother ? " Available 3.6 liter v6 makes 295 . In terms of fuel economy , Chrysler 's boasting up to ... Is grandma still here ? Maybe we had done something to upset her . What do you mean " here " ? This was her house for so long . What the ... Stay there . Amanda , you have to come see this . I could n't believe what I was looking at . This one picture came off the wall and landed in a very unnatural way . We were both completely at a loss . The nail 's still good . The picture would have had to have been lifted off to come off @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was going on and what was happening . I started to wonder , " maybe we should have moved somewhere else . " Maybe we should have moved somewhere to start fresh that neither one of us had any memories from . " Hey , Chris ? Hey , Kevin . My boss asked me , " hey , you know " ... What 's going on ? I told him , you know , " I have some weird things going on in the house , a lot of things that I ca n't explain . " Neither of us can . Like what ? Like fingernails scratching at the window , footsteps down the hall . And he said , you know , " well , maybe I can help you with that . " My wife , Lisa , she 's a psychic . I was dumbfounded , ' cause I did n't really so much as buy into , you know , psychics and mediums and things of that nature . Amanda , she 's frightened . We were desperate at this point . We did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , " let 's give it a shot . " Okay . I 'm a psychic medium . I specialize in exorcisms and cleansings . I 've been gifted since about four years of age . Hi , Amanda ? I 'm Lisa . I did n't know what a psychic was except for the silly things you see on TV , and I did n't really know what to think , but I knew we needed something . They were a very sweet young couple . I could tell immediately they were very s they really needed help , and I really wanted to help them . She moved through the house as if she was taking photographs with her eyes and just kind of making observations . As I walked around the home , a pulse in my hand began to start . It got stronger and stronger , and it was leading me around . I got this very strong sense of history . Have you been living here long ? No , just a few months . Well , that 's strange . I feel a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ house . It was really odd , because we had n't given her any information . I was heading towards Amelia 's room . My hand started having a pulse . It 's like a Geiger counter . I was drawn to her little bed . And I pointed to a spot on the ground . Does she talk to someone there ? I froze for a second . Yes . I remembered Amelia sitting up in bed having a conversation with someone we could n't see . All of a sudden , I could hear talking . I can hear her now . The presence was in the room with us . I could hear talking . I can hear her now . The presence was in the room with us . She 's very kind . " He said , ' I 'll just put this ' " ... I like her presence . You could feel this good presence , and it was a very gentle , very kind , very nurturing voice . And then Lisa said that the spirit in this room was a positive @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He thought and thought . " When she turned to leave the room , I heard Lisa say something . That started all this " ... Sugar pie . Sugar pie . My heart stopped . What did you say ? Sugar pie . I got very emotional . It 's my grandma . That 's what she called me . It was a wonderful feeling inside to think that this woman was now protecting my child . But it was very confusing . We had a guardian angel presence , but on the other hand , these terrible things had happened . The next room I went to was the den . You could feel this dark , horrible feeling . It was overwhelming . I was jolted and pushed back . I heard this very aggressive voice yelling and screaming . Get out of here ! Lisa . Stop . I could feel that she was trapped . I could hear it . She 's angry . Stop it ! I could see her dig her nails in and scratch and claw at the side of a box @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! She wanted out so desperately . She was literally in a hell . Lisa . Lisa ! I looked at my hands , and I swear they were bleeding . Scratching . She wanted me to feel the pain that she was going through . What is going on ? Lisa . I could feel a presence literally physically there . Lisa turned around and said , " you have human remains here . " Right behind my hand on this wall , there 's a box of human remains . In the closet . My jaw dropped . I could n't believe what I was hearing . I open up the closet door , and we have all sorts of boxes stored in there . No . She tells me , " keep looking . Keep going . " No . It 's that one , that one . It 's in there . This is it . It 's in there . My God . As soon as Chris took out the box , I realized what it was . Great-aunt Almarie . Almarie ? Who 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I looked over at my wife , and she looked back at me , and , you know , she understood . Like , she understood what Lisa was talking about . Not everybody knew that my grandma had a twin sister . She lived out in Las Vegas , so I only saw her maybe once or twice a year . She had very long fingernails . Stop fidgeting . She was a very stern person , very difficult . Everything had to be her way or no way . Take the picture . When my uncle passed away , my grandmother had to bring her sister back home to take care of her there . The whole time she was there , she made my grandma miserable and would be very nasty . Homemade chicken soup . I do n't want it . T so . I do n't want it . It was very upsetting seeing my grandmother being treated in such a mean way . Get out of here ! A few months after that , my great-aunt passed away . I never would have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ own family would be trying to harm me . I tried to explain to them the gravity of the situation . You need to get rid of these ashes to protect this family . Her great-aunt blamed them for her being in that box . She 's just begging to be out , and no one 's listening , so her only recourse is aggression . She 'd do anything to get out of that box , anything . What is going on ? Lisa . I tried to explain to them the gravity of the situation . You need to get rid of these ashes to protect this family . Her great-aunt blamed them for her being in that box . If these remains were not removed , this family would never survive living there . Me and Amanda had talked about what to do with the ashes . I had figured that we 'd just leave them in the garage overnight , and then we would just figure out what to do with them in the morning . Ha-ha , that 's great , bunny . As you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Chris had gone to work , and I was sitting on our bed watching a little TV . Thank you . Bunny , are you ready to meet that new challenger ? Yeah , I really am . Okay , bunny . Let 's bring in that new mystery challenger . Well , hello . - Hi . - And your name ? - My name 's Sable . - Sable . Sable ... I hear fingernails tapping on our window . They were , " tap , tap , tap . " Sable 's from Harlem . Is n't that wonderful ? I 'm gon na get me some money . So you can get out of Harlem , And you can see that she is very serious . All right , Sable , you know how our game is played . Yes . I watch it every day ... And I looked out the window . Absolutely nothing . I was completely petrified . I knew that my great-aunt was back . Come on . Come on . Come on . Come on . And he 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Yeah , I get him back to the car ... Come on . Come on . Hey , babe . Chris ! Chris ! She 's back ! What ? Chris , come home , please ! Okay . I 'll be there as soon as I can . Just ... Amanda . Amanda . All of a sudden , the phone drops call . Chris ? And the phone went dead . I was terrified , completely terrified . I could feel the most evil , terrible feeling . I hear this ... The door had shut , almost as if somebody closed it . No . Amelia ! No ! The door would n't open . Trying to pull on the door and hit the door and kick the door . On the roof as if this spirit was trying to cave in my roof . Mommy ! Mommy ! No ! Amelia ! My daughter starts to cry , and I ca n't get out . I ca n't get to her . Mommy ! No . Amelia ! Mommy ! Mommy ! Amelia ! Mommy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Something was coming at me . I hear what sounds like footsteps . Something was coming at me . Quick , Amelia ! I was petrified for Amelia . Mommy ! Mommy ! Leave my daughter alone ! Stop messing with my family ! I 'm just yelling at the top of my lungs , " leave my family alone . If you want to pick on somebody " ... Pick on me ! I 'm right here ! We had to do something . We had to get rid of these ashes . They had to go ... As far away from our house as possible . I knew what I wanted to do with my great-aunt 's ashes . I had a good idea of where I wanted to scatter her . She was always very happy at the casino . It was definitely a place that she loved to be . We just wanted this thing out of our house and wanted to move on with our lives . As her ashes were flying in the wind , you could feel the sense of relief . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Yeah . I did . I knew that now she would be at peace and be happy . When we arrived back home , there was such a sense of peace and calm in our house . Our house was no longer tormented by this negativity . My grandma had always looked out for me when I was little , and now it 's a great feeling knowing that my grandmother is also taking care of my daughter and my great-aunt was now at peace .

@@5239441 - Previously : - I love you . Oh , my God . Here lies the warrior of the people . Let her cross over ! I think I was in Heaven . I was torn out of there by my friends . They can never know . We ca n't ignore this behaviour . Something needs to be done . I 'm glad you 're here to take care of it . We 're getting married . Willow , you 're using too much magic . - Can we not do this now ? - Forget it ever happened . Forget . Every single night , the same arrangement I go out and fight the fight Still I always feel the strange estrangement Nothing here is real , nothing here is right I 've been making shows of trading blows Just hoping no one knows That I 've been going through the motions Walking through the part Nothing seems to penetrate my heart I was always brave , and kind of righteous Now I find I 'm wavering Crawl out of your grave , You 'll find this fight just - Does n't mean a thing - She @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pretty well with fiends from Hell , but lately we can tell - That she 's just going through the motions - Going through the motions Faking it somehow She 's not even half the girl she ... Ow ! Will I stay this way for ever ? Sleepwalk through my life 's endeavour ? - How can I repay ... - Whatever I do n't want to be Going through the motions Losing all my drive I ca n't even see If this is really me And I just want to be Alive - Good morning , Buffy ! - Did Dawn get off to school all right ? What ? Oh , yeah . I think so . Respect the cruller . And tame the doughnut ! That 's still funny , sweetie . So , uh , no research ? Nothing goin ' on ? Monsters or whatnot ? Good . Good . So , did anybody ... Last night , you know , did anybody ... burst into song ? Merciful Zeus ! - We thought it was just us ! - I had my guitar @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it was like ... - You were in a musical . That explains the huge backing orchestra and the dancing room-service chaps . - We argued , then it rhymed ... - An entire verse about couscous . - It was very disturbing . - What did you sing about ? I do n't remember . But it seemed perfectly normal . But disturbing . Not natural . Do you think it 'll happen again ? We should look into it . - With the books . - Do we have any books on this ? We break it down . Look at the factors before it happens again . I for one ... I 've got a theory That it 's a demon A dancing demon No , something is n't right there I 've got a theory Some kid is dreaming And we 're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare I 've got a theory we should work this out It 's getting eerie What 's this cheery singing all about ? It could be witches ! Some evil witches Which is ridiculous cos witches they were @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and I 'll be over here I 've got a theory It could be bunnies - I 've got a ... - Bunnies are n't just cute Like everybody supposes They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses And what 's with all the carrots ? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway ? Bunnies ! Bunnies ! It must be bunnies ! - Or maybe midgets - I 've got a theory we should work this fast Because it clearly could get serious before it 's passed I 've got a theory It does n't matter What ca n't we face if we 're together ? What 's in this place that we ca n't weather ? Apocalypse ? We 've all been there The same old trips Why should we care ? What ca n't we do if we get in it ? We 'll work it through within a minute We have to try We 'll pay the price It 's do or die Hey , I 've died twice - What ca n't we face if we 're together ? - What ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that we ca n't weather ? - If we 're together There 's nothing we ca n't face Except for bunnies - See , OK , that was disturbing . - I thought it was neat . So what is it ? What 's causing it ? I thought it did n't matter . Well , I 'm not quaking in my stylish-yet-affordable boots , but there 's something unnatural going on . And that does n't usually lead to hugs and puppies . Well , is it just us ? I mean , is it only happening to us ? Cos that would probably mean a spell . They got the mustard - out ! - They got the mustard out ! It 's not just us . Oh , my God . You will never believe what happened at school today . Everybody started singing and dancing ? I gave birth to a pterodactyl . Oh , my God . Did it sing ? - So you guys too , huh ? - So what 'd you sing about ? Math . That 's right ! The volume @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... text . - You know . The mmummrfugh report . The what now ? There 's a few volumes at the house about mystical chants , bacchanals . - Might be relevant . - Yeah , we could ... I 'm a hair 's breadth from investigating bunnies , so I 'm open to anything . Great . We 'll check it out and we 'll give you a call . Yeah , this could blow the whole thing wide open . Do we have any books at all at home ? Who wants to be cooped up on a day like this ? The sun is shining , there 's songs going on , those guys are checking you out ... What ? What are they looking at ? - The hotness of you , doofus . - Those boys really thought I was hot ? Entirely . Oh , my God . I 'm cured ! I want the boys ! Do I have to fight to keep you ? Cos I 'm not large with the butch . I 'm just ... not used to that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ca n't imagine what they see in you ? I know exactly what they see in me . You . I lived my life in shadow Never the sun on my face It did n't seem so sad though I figured that was my place Now I 'm bathed in light Something just is n't right I 'm under your spell How else could it be Anyone would notice me ? It 's magic , I can tell How you 've set me free Brought me out so easily I saw a world enchanted Spirits and charms in the air I always took for granted I was the only one there But your power shone Brighter than any I 've known I 'm under your spell Nothing I can do You just took my soul with you You worked your charms so well Finally , I knew Everything I dreamed was true You make me believe The moon to the tide I can feel you inside I 'm under your spell Surging like the sea Go to you so helplessly I break with every swell Lost in ecstasy Spread beneath @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ complete You make me complete You make me ... - I bet they 're not even working . - Who now ? Willow and Tara . You see the way they were with each other ? The get-a-roominess ? I bet they 're ... Singing . They 're probably singing right now . I 'm sure they 're making every effort . - Oh , yeah . - Xander . Buffy , it 's OK . I do know about this stuff . - Besides , it 's all kinda romantic . - No , it 's not . Come on ! Songs , dancing around . What 's gon na be wrong with that ? Aargh ! Argh ! That 's entertainment . You want some breakfast , baby ? - You do n't have to go to work ? - Nah , I shut the crew down for the day . My guys start dancing around me , I do n't know if I can deal . It 's a flab thing . So ... waffles ? Will you still make me waffles when we 're married ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but by California law you will own half of them . Hey , how about omelettes ? I could do an omelette ... This man that I plan to entangle Is n't he fine ? My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle Vengeance was mine But I 'm out of the biz The name I made , I 'll trade for his The only trouble is ... I 'll never tell She is the one She 's such wonderful fun Such passion and grace Warm in the night when I 'm right in her tight Embrace , tight embrace I 'll never let her go The love we 've known can only grow There 's just one thing that ... No , I 'll never tell Cos there 's nothing to tell - He snores - She wheezes Say " housework " and he freezes She eats these skeezy cheeses that I ca n't describe - I talk , he breezes - She does n't know what pleases His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe The vibe gets kind of scary - Like she thinks I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Like her toes are kind of hairy - But it 's all very well Cos God knows , I 'll never tell When things get rough , he Just hides behind his Buffy Now look , he 's getting huffy cos he knows that I know She clings , she 's needy She 's also really greedy - She nev ... - His eyes are beady This is my verse ! Hello ! She ... Look at me ! I 'm dancing crazy ! You know ... - You 're quite the charmer - My knight in armour You 're the cutest of the Scoobies With your lips as red as rubies And your firm yet supple ... tight embrace ! - He 's swell - She 's sweller He 'll always be my fella That 's why I 'll never tell her that I 'm petrified I 've read this tale There 's wedding , then betrayal I know that come the day I 'll want to run and hide I lied I said it 's easy I 've tried But there 's these fears I ca n't quell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I look good when I 've gotten old ? Will our lives become too stressful if I 'm never that successful ? When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley - Am I crazy ? - Am I dreaming ? Am I marrying a demon ? We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell So , thank God , I 'll never tell I swear that I 'll never tell My lips are sealed I take the Fifth Nothin ' to see , move it along I 'll never ... tell - It 's a nightmare . It 's a plague . - It 's like we were being watched . - I did n't wan na say things but they came out . - Like a wall was missing from our apartment . - My toes are not hairy ! - My eyes are not beady ! - You got ta stop it . - I am looking into some leads ... Of course , our number is a retro pastiche that 's never going to be a breakaway pop hit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to point it . - As ever , it 's not quite that simple . - But I have learned some disturbing things ... - .. put that pad away I 'm asking you , please no It is n't right , it is n't fair There was no parking anywhere I think that hydrant was n't there Why ca n't you let it go ? - I think I 've paid more than my share ... - Somebody set people on fire ? That 's nuts ! I do n't know . One more verse of our ditty and I 'd have been looking for a gas can . Well , clearly emotions are running high . But as far as I can tell these people burnt up from the inside , spontaneously combusted . I 've only seen the one . I examined the body while the police were taking witness arias . But we 're sure the things are related , the singing and dancing and burning and dying . We 're not sure of much . Buffy 's looking for leads at the local demon haunts @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... she does n't seem to ... She 's easing back into it . We pulled her out of an untold Hell dimension . Ergo the weirdness . The important thing is to be there for her . I 'm helping her as much as I can , but , er ... The sun sets and she appears . - Come to serenade me ? - So you know what 's going on . I 've seen some damn funny things the last two days . A 600-pound Chirago demon making like Yma Sumac , that one will stay with you . I remain immune , happy to say . Drink ? A world of no . So any idea what 's causing this ? Oh . So that 's all . You 've just come to pump me for information . What else would I wan na pump you for ? I really just said that , did n't I ? Yeah , well ... do n't wan na bore you with the small talk . Do n't know a thing . - What 's up ? You 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ could stop by . - It 's nothing ! - What ? I died So many years ago But you can make me feel Like it is n't so And why you come to be with me I think I finally know Mm-mm You 're scared Ashamed of what you feel And you ca n't tell the ones you love You know they could n't deal Whisper in a dead man 's ear It does n't make it real That 's great But I do n't wan na play Cos bein ' with you touches me More than I can say But since I 'm only dead to you I 'm saying stay away And let me rest in peace Let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let me take my love and bury it In a hole six foot deep I can lay my body down but I ca n't find my sweet release So let me rest in peace You know You got a willing slave And you just love to play the thought That you might misbehave But till you do I 'm tellin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ rest in peace I know I should go But I follow you like a man possessed There 's a traitor here beneath my breast And it hurts me more than you 've ever guessed If my heart could beat it would break my chest But I can see you 're unimpressed So leave me be And let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let me take my love and bury it In a hole six foot deep I can lay my body down but I ca n't find my sweet release Let me rest in peace . Why wo n't you Let me rest in peace ? So ... you 're not staying then ? - Lot of homework ? - Math . It seemed cool when we were singing about it . Willow said they have a lead on the whole musical-extravaganza evil . This demon that can be summoned , some sort of lord of the dance . But not the scary one . Just a demon . - Do they know who summoned it ? - They do n't even know its name . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ type . - I 'm glad you guys made up . - What ? That fight you guys had about magic and stuff ? It gives me belly rumblings when you guys fight . Dawn , Willow and I never fought about ... It 's OK . It 's just ... You guys are so great together . I just hate it when you ... But that was the only fight I 've seen you guys have anyway . But I 'm still glad it 's over . Dawn , I ... There 's something I need at the shop . Will you be OK for a little while ? Yes . The 15-year-old can spend half an hour alone in her locked house . I wo n't be gone long . Does anybody even notice ? Does anybody even care ? Why 'd you run away ? Do n't you like my ... style ? Why do n't you come and play ? I guarantee a Great big smile I come from the imagination And I 'm here strictly by your invocation So whaddaya say ? Why do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm the twist and shout When you got ta sing When you got ta Let it out You call me and I come a-runnin ' I turn the music on I bring the fun in Now we 're partyin ' That 's what it 's all about Cos I know What you feel , girl I know Just what you feel , girl So you 're , like , a good demon ? Bringin ' the fun in ? All these melodies They go on too long Then that energy Starts to come on Way too strong All those hearts laid open , that must sting Plus some customers just start combusting That 's the penalty When life is but a song You brought me down and doomed this town So when we blow this scene Back we will go to my kingdom below And you will be my queen Cos I know what you feel , girl No , you see , you and me would n't be very regal I 'll make it real , girl What I mean , I 'm fifteen So this queen thing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ still have time to get a soft-shoe in Well , that 's great , but I 'm late and I 'd hate to delay her Something 's cookin ' , I 'm at the griddle I bought Nero his very first fiddle She 'll get pissed if I 'm missed See , my sister 's the Slayer - The Slayer ? - Yuh-huh . Find her . Tell her ... tell her everything . Just get her here . I wan na see the Slayer burn . Now we 're partyin ' That 's what it 's all about Good . Good . I feel like I should bow , or ... have honour , or something . It may seem hokey but we need precision and concentration as much as power . - We 're not sure what we 're facing . - Oh , you 'll figure it out . I 'm worried this session 's gon na turn into some training montage from an ' 80s movie . Well , if we hear any inspirational power chords , we 'll just lie down until they go away @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ work that much on your strength . Yeah , I 'm pretty spry for a corpse . Have you spoken to Dawn about that incident at Halloween ? Oh . I thought you took care of that . - Right . - What would I do without you ? OK . I 'm ready . You 're not ready for the world outside You keep pretending , but you just ca n't hide I know I said that I 'd be standing by your side But I ... Your path 's unbeaten and it 's all uphill And you can meet it , but you never will And I 'm the reason that you 're standing still But I ... I wish I could say the right words To lead you through this land Wish I could play the father And take you by the hand Wish I could stay here But now I understand I 'm standing In the way The cries around you , you do n't hear at all Cos you know I 'm here to take that call So you just lie there when you should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lay your arms down And let you rest at last Wish I could slay your demons But now that time has passed Wish I could stay here Your stalwart , standing fast But I 'm standing In the way I 'm just standing In the way Did you just say something ? I 'm under your spell God , how can this be ? Playing with my memory You know I 've been through hell Willow , do n't you see ? There 'll be nothing left of me You made me - Believe - Believe me , I do n't wan na go And it 'll grieve me cos I love you so But we both know - Wish I could say the right words - Wish I could trust that it was - To lead you through this land - Just this once , but I must do - Wish I could play the father - What I must . I ca n't adjust to this - And take you by the hand - Disgust , we 're done and I just Wish I could stay Wish I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Lookie lookie what I found . - Is this the demon guy ? - Tara ! Works for him . Has a nice little story for the Slayer , do n't you ? Come on , then . Sing . My master has the Slayer 's sister at the Bronze because she summoned him . At midnight he 's going to take her to the underworld to be his queen . What does he want ? Her . If that 's all you 've got to say , then I 'm ... Strong . Someday he 'll be a real boy . So , Dawn 's in trouble . - Must be Tuesday . - I just left her for a few minutes . It 's not your fault . So what 's the plan ? - Plan , schman . Let 's mount up . - No . Dawn had the wrong idea in summoning this creature , but ... I 've seen some of these underworld child-bride deals and they never end well . - Well , maybe once . - We 're not just gon na stay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ alone . - Do n't be a stupid git . There is no ... - If I want your opinion , Spike , I 'll ... I 'll never want your opinion . - A little confusion spell could ... - No ! I mean , I do n't think it 'll help . Forget them , Slayer . I got your back . I thought you wanted me to stay away from you . Is n't that what you sang ? Spike sing a wittle song ? - Was it a pop hit or more of a book number ? - Let it go , sweetie . Fine . I hope you dance till you burn . You and the little bit . You 're really not coming ? It 's up to you , Buffy . - What do you expect me to do ? - Your best . I touch the fire And it freezes me I look into it and it 's black Why ca n't I feel ? My skin should crack and peel I want the fire back Now through the smoke , she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ To save the day Or maybe melt away I guess it 's all the same So I will walk through the fire Cos where else can I turn ? I will walk through the fire And let it ... The torch I bear is scorching ' me And Buffy 's laughin ' , I 've no doubt I hope she fries I 'm free if that bitch dies ! I 'd better help her out Cos she is drawn to the fire - Some people never learn - She will never learn And she will walk through the fire And let it ... Will this do a thing to change her ? Am I leaving Dawn in danger ? Is my slayer too far gone to care ? What if Buffy ca n't defeat it ? Beady-Eyes is right , we 're needed ! Or we could just sit around and glare We 'll see it through It 's what we 're always here to do So we will walk through the fire So one by one , they turn from me - I guess my friends ca n't face @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I froze , not one among them knows - If we 're together ? And never can be told - She came from the grave much graver - So one by one - First he 'll kill her , then I 'll save her - They come to me - Everything is turning out so dark - The distant redness as their guide - No , I 'll save her , then I 'll kill her - That single flame - I think this line 's mostly filler - Ai n't what they had in mind - What 's it going to take to strike a spark ? - It 's what they have inside - These endless days are ending in a blaze - She will come - And we are caught in the fire - To me ! The point of no return So we will walk through the fire And let it Burn Let it burn Let it burn Showtime . - I love a good entrance . - How are you with death scenes ? You got a name ? I 've got a hundred . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be my brother-in-law . Buffy , I swear I did n't do it . Do n't worry . You 're not going anywhere . - I am . - What ? Deal 's this . I ca n't kill you , you take me to Hellsville in her place . - What if I kill you ? - Trust me . Wo n't help . - That 's gloomy . - That 's life . Come , now , is that really what you feel ? Is n't life a miraculous thing ? I think you already know . Life 's a show And we all play our parts And when the music starts We open up our hearts It 's all right if some things come out wrong We 'll sing a happy song And you can sing along Where there 's life there 's hope Every day 's a gift Wishes can come true Whistle while you work So hard , all day To be like other girls To fit in in this glittering world Do n't give me songs - She needs backup . Anya , Tara @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ something to sing about - Ahh-ahh-ahh - I need something to sing about - Ahh-ahh-ahh Life 's a song you do n't get to rehearse And every single verse Can make it that much worse Still my friends do n't know why I ignore The million things or more I should be dancing for All the joy life sends Family and friends All the twists and bends Knowing that it ends Well that depends On if they let you go On if they know enough to know That when you 've bowed You leave the crowd There was no pain No fear , no doubt Till they pulled me out Of Heaven So that 's my refrain I live in Hell Cos I 've been expelled From Heaven I think I was in Heaven So give me something to sing about Please give me something ... Life 's not a song Life is n't bliss Life is just this It 's living You 'll get along The pain that you feel You only can heal By living You have to go on living So one of us is living The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Now that was a show-stopping number . Not quite the fireworks that I was looking for ... Get out of here . Mm , I smell power . I guess the little missus and I should be on our way . That 's never gon na happen . I do n't make the rules . She summoned me . I so did not . He keeps saying that . You have my talisman on , sweet thing . Oh , but , no , I ... This ... at the Magic Box , on the floor . I was cleaning , and I ... forgot ... - But I did n't summon anything . - Well , now , that 's a twist . If it was in the shop ... then one of us probably ... - Xander ? ! - Well , I did n't know what was gon na happen . I just thought there were gon na be dances and songs . I just wanted to make sure we 'd work out . Get a happy ending . I think everything worked out just fine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your queen ? It 's tempting . But I think we 'll waive that clause just this once . Big smiles , everyone ! You beat the bad guy . What a lot of fun You guys have been real ... swell And there 's not a one Who can say this Ended well All those secrets you 've been concealing Say you 're happy now Once more , with feeling Now I got ta run See you all In Hell ! Where do we go From here ? Where do we go From here ? The battle 's done and we kind of won So we sound our victory cheer Where do we go From here ? Why is the path Unclear ? When we know home Is near ? Understand we 'll go hand in hand But we 'll walk alone in fear Tell me Where do we go From here ? When does " The End " Appear ? - Bugger this . - When do the trumpets cheer ? The curtains close on a kiss , God knows We can tell the end is near ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the big group sing . Get your kum ba ya-yas out . I do n't want to . The day you suss out what you do want , there 'll probably be a parade . 76 bloody trombones . - Spike ... - Look , you do n't have to say anything . I touch the fire and it freezes me - I died ... so many years ago - I look into it and it 's black - This is n't real , but I just want to feel - But you can make me feel Where do we go from here ?

@@5239541 Sarah 's father and I , when we were kids , we went to music camp together . Ugh ... There was nothing that his parents would n't do for me ... I 've got a plane to catch in 3 hours , so let 's wrap up the story . I 'm giving you the short version . Okay . But you still might wan na sit down ! I just feel a certain connection to Sarah ... Yeah , well , me too , I mean , we are cousins . I think that you two have a history together . I hope she still does n't resent me from stealing all the money from her drawer that time , ' member ? Ben , you were 6 years old , you know ... I know , but it was over a dollar . I hope you do n't expect her to wait on you hand and foot ' cause she 's a working woman ... That 's true , it 's not gon na be like here . Yeah , try to be a good guest . I 'm gon na be nice , I think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an arrangement should be about paying for stuff ? Should she pay for everything , or do I ... ? I think she should give you a per diem . How much are we talking about ? I du n no , 50 bucks a day ... That 's not bad . You should probably give me some extra cash , you know , for ... You have those American express checks . Well , yeah , but I 'm saying you should give me some cash so I could give it to Sarah and then she can pay for everything ! That way I do n't have to budget . I 'm not good about that . You want her to dole out the money for you ? Well , I do n't know how to approach it if Sarah and I go out for dinner do I just say ... " Uhm , my father said you 'd pay . " No , I think you should offer to pick up the check , when you can . There are 3 or 4 basic rules to being a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 4 or 5 basic rules to being a good guest ... Yeah . Do n't show her yours unless she showed you hers first ... Dad ! You know what , Ben ? I have to go to work , so come here and give me a big hug , will ya ? You know what ? I do n't big goodbye . Come here , you . I do n't wan na make this any bigger than just you going off to work ' cause that 'll make me nervous . Okay . Well , how about a little hug ? A little hug is always nice . Umph ! Oww ! I gave you the Heimlich I meant to give you a hug . Why did you go " Umph " ? I 've never heard you do that . It 's better than , " Sweet god , it feels so good ! " I would 've preferred that ! You 'd better get out of here before I start crying . Alright . They did a study ... And they said that guys have a sexual @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ god , that is really scary ! You know what 's even scarier ? Until the next thought comes ... There 's nothing . Yeah . And Dr . Katz , I 'm not saying I 'm Mr . Handsome but I make up for it ' cause I 'm great in bed ' cause I try so hard and I care about the woman 's needs . Most guys do n't even talk to girls when they 're having sex with them . But I 'm always like ... every girl that sleeps with me gets the Mitch Fatel Questionnaire . I 'm always like , how are you enjoying this so far ? Have I been courteous and kind ? Would you recommend me to a friend ? Did n't you just end a relationship ? My girlfriend broke up with me which I think is better it 's always better when the girl breaks up with the guy ... Yeah . ' Cause then it 's over in 5 minutes ' cause then the guy just says his piece , which is like ... " You suck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! But when a guy breaks up with a girl , you need an entire afternoon free ' cause there 's gon na be questioning ... And witnesses ... And forms to fill out . Yeah . But there were some rough spots in your relationship . Things did n't always go wonderfully . I could n't give her an orgasm if my life depended on it ! I mean , I could if I had 12 hours free . Girls are so complicated when it comes to that . There 's more parts down there , than a 10-speed bike ! I mean , how am I supposed to remember everything , Dr . Katz ? You have to push on this while you 're pulling on that while you 're spinning that . I do n't even know where " that " is , Dr . Katz ! And god forbid you even come near the right area . Then it 's like , you 're crash-landing a plane , you know . She 's like " Move 2 centimeters to the left , easy , easy ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! " And I 'm like , " Yeah , push that button and may god help us all ! " Dr . Katz 's office . Man , I almost had it ! Are n't you supposed to be on the plane ? I missed my first flight . Well , just get on the next one . I 'm going to . I just , uhh ... The airport 's so nice ... There 's great bookstore here , brand-new ... And I bought you , a t-shirt ... Ben ... I also bought you one of those shaky things ... Like , " It 's snowing ! " And uh , what else did I get you , let me check the bag here ... You 're gon na take all that with you ? No , I got a locker . I figured , " Get it now ' cause the price could go up " ! Ben , you 're not afraid to fly , are you ? No , no , I did n't call to kill time I 'm just , uhm , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I love flying ! I just ... Do n't like planes . Um-hmm . I thought I saw the pilots drinking in the lounge , and that makes me a little nervous . Really ? Well , I 'm not sure they were the pilots ... It could 've just been the cleaning crew ' cause they were really well-dressed too . Everybody wears a one-piece , now . I got ta go . wait ! Tell my dad that , uhh ... Do n't tell my dad , I called again . No ? No , I do n't want my dad to know I called . You know what I 'm gon na do , I 'm gon na have a couple of drinks take a couple of pills put on one of those patch things ... Ben ! Smoke ! Get on the plane ! I 'm just trying to keep you on the phone , here . I 'm terrified . Laura , any calls for me ? Why do you keep asking ? Well , I 'm a little concerned ... The truth is , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with somebody for awhile ... 25 years and then they 're gone and then all of a sudden ... He 's coming back , is n't he ? Yeah ... He 'll be back in a couple of days . But I was just wondering if he had called because ... Well , Dr . Katz ... Yeah ? Ben called from the airport . Why did n't you tell me ? Because he told me not to tell you . Yeah , but you just told me ! Because you 're driving me crazy ! Hi , I 'm Patton Oswalt . Could you take a seat , please , Mr . Oswalt ? Patton , like the general ! I heard you . Uh ... is this the newest " People " that you have ? Yeah . Can I just borrow it , if you 're just ... No ! I 'll just look through it , I 'll give it right back when I go in . Then what am I gon na do ? Yeah , but I mean , you do n't even have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm reading the cover ! Who 's that guy in the little box on the top left ? Take it ! I 'm so glad I 'm doing stand-up comedy . Why is that ? Whatever my mood is , I can try to make it funny . Yeah . Whereas other jobs , you have to kinda have , like , a " mood " . Even if you do n't have that actual mood , you have to sorta put it on . Like ? I was a staff writer on a sketch show and people would come in on Monday , you had to pitch sketch ideas . People whose lives were obviously going really well , they would talk about stuff they 'd done that weekend like ... " Yeah , this is a sketch about a guy and his girlfriend and they go out record shopping it 's really sunny and it 's really fun ! " And they 'd get to me and go ... " Patton , let 's hear your sketch ! " " Yeah , this is about a guy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ awake for , like , 63 hours . And he listens to his " Velvet Underground " box set over and over again . " And then they 'll go , " Where does it go from there ? " And I go , " He starts crying ? " That 's funny . You write for a network and they 're so paranoid about everything . Like , you 'll write a sketch , and they 'll come back ... " Yeah , this Adolf Hitler sketch is funny could he not be anti-semitic ? " And , um , three of these klansmen need to be black . Right . Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as " Pain-Go-Bye-Bye Juice " ? No . Is that bad ? Not at all , I mean ... Like , easter is like ... When I was growing up ... If you wanted to color eggs , there was only one game in town , " Paas " you had to go to " Paas . " That was it , and their kit was like , 6 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the water and the water would smell like a vinegar fart . And then , there was a little wire torture chair you 'd put the egg in and you 'd lower it into the water . Or like me , you 'll put all the tablets in one glass of water and then the eggs would come out brown . " Oh , brilliant , good Patton ! You ca n't get brown eggs ! That 's our little prodigy ! " And then you could take the box , and you could punch the holes out in the back and make the box into an egg holder . And that was it ... You went to " Paas . " And then ... Remember when there was all those other companies that came by trying to topple the Paas empire ? In the ' 70s there was " Shake ' N Egg " ... I 'm not sure what you mean . " Shake ' N Egg " was where you would put the egg in a bag with all this glitter ... And then it would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , like it came out of David Bowie 's ass or something . And there was the " Ronco " egg-coloring thing it was was like a weird inquisition device where you 'd put the egg in a clamp and you 'd put a magic marker and then you could turn the egg and it would make a line on the egg . And if you were willing to spend , like , 4 hours you could make , like , a grid design . Which is great , if you were a contractor or ... " See , I 've broken the egg down into its component vectors ... " But recently I was in the store and I 'm looking at the egg-coloring kits there 's only one company left standing ... " Paas " ! And you know what their kit is ? The 6 color tablets , the little wire thing , and you can punch out the back and make a hole . They did n't change a thing ! I so respect that ! I can just imagine whoever the founder , Henry Paas @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' Shake ' n Egg ' and their little ' Ronco ' they 'll come crawling back ! We are Paas ! Happy Easter and go to hell ! I 'm not changing a damn thing ! " Hey , dad ? Ben , where are you ? You 're not gon na believe where I 'm calling from ! I hope you 're not calling from the plane , ' cause ... I 'm in the plane . That is instead of our trip to Europe , Ben . This is a ridiculously expensive thing to do . How 's the trip ? It 's fairly smooth , I got very nervous during takeoff and then right after takeoff . But it 's not a full plane so there 's plenty of empty seats here and I got moved to the back ' cause I was making other passengers nervous . Statistically , the 3 most dangerous parts of flying , Ben : Taking off , the landing , and all that stuff in the middle . Dad ! I ... I 'm sorry , Ben , but , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from a plane . The planes are so modern now . It 's been about a year since I 've flown and they have really updated . Oh , everything has changed . The fleet is ... Spankin ' new ! There are men now , who serve drinks ... Those are women . Oh , I was gon na say , this is ridiculous . I mean , what 's happening to society when men can get equal jobs to women ? That 's true . But , I guess , the workplace is just evening out ... Okay , Ben , I love you and ... You do n't wan na stay on ? No , just call me when you land . I would like to know that you 've landed safely . Okay , I will do that . Maybe I 'll call you back after the movie , tell you about it . Hello ? Ben ! Dad ! Ben , I expected Sarah to answer the phone ! Well , I 'm at Sarah 's . How 's it going ? It 's good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ With Sarah ? No , no , no , she left . She went to work . Oh , so you got the place to yourself ! Yeah , oh yeah ! It 's really nice . Is it going okay ? You guys getting along ? She good company ? Sarah picked me up at the airport and that 's the last I saw of her . Just dropped you off at the house and left you there ? No , actually it 's kinda weird ' cause she had plans last night . I 'm sure she wants to show you around . Well , no , she had plans that she kept with other people . You do n't feel comfortable tagging along ? No , it was because ... I was n't invited . That 's odd , that you 'd travel ... I do n't necessarily blame her she does have to work in the day and then wind down with her friends at night . At least I 'm glad you stuck around for my call . I was n't waiting for your call @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do here . Sarah left me a list . I have to go shopping for her ... Sounds to me like you 're being a good sport . I do n't mind ' cause it 's Sarah and she has a very nice place . What is it like ? It 's very big . And she 's a lawyer . Right . You been through her drawers yet ? Good morning , sunshine girl . You 're feeling pretty chipper , seems like . Yeah , I feel pretty good today . I just feel like , a sense of peace has come over me ... I just have this distinct feeling of ... Well-being ? " No Ben " . I wish I could share your enthusiasm ... You can ! I have to admit , I miss the guy ! I really do . Yeah ? Do you miss him a little bit ? Not really . You do like him , though ... Umm ... okay . I do n't think you realize how much you mean to him . Look , just let me enjoy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Good morning , Dr . Katz 's office . could I speak to Laura , please ? Oh , Ben . I 'm not here . Laura , I did n't recognize you . Umm . That 's better . Uhh . There you are . Found you ! Why are you calling ? I just wanted to ... Give uh ... you know ... Where 's the old Laura that answered the phone ? Ben , how is it possible that you 're more annoying when you 're away ? ! Well , I just wanted to , you know ... Tell my dad what I 've done the last 2 hours but I can tell you . Sarah 's still at work . I am still in the apartment , and I 'm gon na probably meet Sarah for lunch ' cause she knows this little spot downtown , umm ... Called " The cafeteria where she works " ... But , uh , I 'll tell you , Laura , this city is fantastic ! Yeah ? What have you seen so far ? I have n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 've got the hometown magazine ... And it looks great ! Right . Man , I 'm bored here ! It 's so hard to have sex with women . They 're all so , like ... " No ! " Yeah . I hope I become famous , Dr . Katz ! ' Cause if you get famous , you get to have sex with a lot of women , and you get to be in orgies and stuff ... Oh my god , have you ever been in an orgy ? I 've ... I always had a scheduling problem . I ca n't wait for my first orgy . I 'm gon na be so excited ! I 'm gon na show up extra early help put up the decorations ... I wonder how orgies works , though . Do you just jump in ? Or is there orgy etiquette ? Like , do you have to announce it first ? Like , " Mitch Fatel ! Comin ' in on the right ! " So , Laura , before we hang up , you know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Like , you know , having to do ... With missing me ? You know what , Ben ? You do n't have to say it , I know you 're torn . I think I really would miss you if you ever left me alone for more than 10 minutes . Hmm , alright . Make me miss you , Ben , make me miss you . I like the way you 're talking . Dr . Katz , I was reading this book and they said hypnotism can help you remember your childhood , so I think that you should hypnotize me ! Okay , it 's not my strength ... I-am-now-hypnotized ! I had a bad childhood ! Do you want me to act like a chicken ? That would be nice ! I am not hypnotized anymore ! You know they say you ca n't be hypnotized if you do n't want to be . I-am-now hypnotized . Even though the kid drives me crazy , he is my best friend in the whole world . Yeah . He 's the one guy I can tell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be listening . Ha , oh ... You need somebody like that ! I could use a " Deaf ear " . I think it 's very important that he get out there ... See if he can function as an adult human . I think this trip is very good for him even though it was stressful ... The whole thing of packing and knowing what to take . Right . You know , when I was a sales manager ... - Did you just eat your booger ? - No ! Then what did you do with it ? There was n't any ! There was n't any ! Did you wipe it under the bar ? No ! Did you ? Let me feel under the bar , see if there 's any ... - Oh my god ! - Oh my god ! Aaahhhhhh ! Dad ! Oh god , I hope that 's you , Ben ! It is me ! What are you doing home so early ? Is that half half ? I wanted to give you a good surprise ' cause I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hours , who 's counting ? You are ! Shut up for one second and give your father a hello hug ! Tell me about the trip , tell me everything ! Ssshhh ! Let me get it out ! I came home early because I ... Not ' cause I missed you ... But because , uh ... Was it fun to be with her ? It was good at first . It was good seeing her at the airport . Uh-huh . And then it was good seeing her once again when she saw me off at the airport . She 's very busy . Very demanding job , being a lawyer . I 've learned a lot about what it 's like to be busy . I was hoping that maybe some of her get-up-and-go would rub off on you ! It 's not that easy , dad . You got ta go to law school , and , uh , you got ta train , professionally . You ca n't just do the rubbing-off thing anymore . Although I did pick her up and rubbed . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ passed the LSATs . I tell you something I did ... I liked flying ... now I realize . The flight back was much better than the flight going . You start to get used to it . Were you sitting in the aisle or the window ? No , aisle . I prefer the aisle . Why ? ' Cause I never really like asking someone to get up when I have to go to the bathroom . Right . And if you 're on the aisle , you 're your own man . Yeah , it 's more freedom . I 'll tell you when I 'm gon na get up , I 'm not gon na ask you . I 'll go right here ! The window ... you have to ask a couple of people sometimes . Yeah . " Sorry to bother you " . They have to get up and get in the aisle . Right . Then when you come back , the whole thing again . Yeah . And then later in the flight , you have to go again . Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ happy to be back ! That 's why , for me , the aisle is , really , the most desirable seat there is . Good-night . I was reading about , uhh , these places ... There 's some in Florida and some in California called " Midget villages " . And only midgets live there , it 's all fenced off . You got ta be a midget to get in . And all the houses and the cars are scaled down to their height and ... maybe I 'm a little bit perverse ... I would love to get really liquored up and then hop the fence and just walk through the town going ... Woooo ! That would be so good for my self-esteem , you know . Yeah ! Attack of the 5 ' 5 " guy ! My god those are 30-length pants ! I do n't know where I stand on the gay issue , Dr . Katz ! Like I just agree with whoever I 'm talking to . One guy can be like , " 2 guys having sex is an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " Whooaaa , praise the lord ! " And then another guy can be , like , " What 2 people do in their privacy in their own home is their own business " and I 'm like , " Aah , I love men ! " You know what the music means , Mitch . We 're gon na have to stop now . Do you think I can bring my own music next time ? If I let you bring your music , I 'd have too let everybody bring their own music . Am I your favorite out of everybody ? I want you to be very honest with me . It would help me a lot ...

@@5240041 * I am the stone that the builder refused * * I am the visual , the inspiration that made lady sing the blues * * I 'm the spark that makes your idea bright * * the same spark that lights the dark * * so that you can know your left from your right * * I am the ballot in your box , the bullet in the gun * * the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son * * the story that just begun * * the promise of what 's to come * * and I'ma remain a soldier till the war is won * * chop chop chop * * judo flip * Now , wait just one cotton-picking minute . Who this ? You better tell me who the hell up in my house before I get to capping . I ai n't lying . Ma'dukes , this is Jesse . He 's my - - my new friend . New friend , huh ? Does that mean he Beatin ' up the coochie ? That 's what " new friend " mean to me . Hold on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! I just had to slap the [bleep] out of somebody for no reason . Now , what was it you were trying to say about your special friend ? His name is Jesse . And he 's a good Christian man with benefits . Benefits ? ! Shoot , girl , why did n't you say so ? Good mern-ting ! Hell , you can get me for no extra charge . Oh , honey , this booty is still good . You can go ahead and check the expiration date on it . I ai n't lying ! Unh ! Dip it low ! Unh ! Unh ! Unh ! Unh ! Unh ! Heller ! Granddad , why are we watching a Winston Jerome play ? Ah , shut up , boy . Stop hating . It just so happens Winston Jerome is holding an open casting call for the leading man in his new play , and I 'm preparing for my audition . Audition ? Like an acting audition ? Acting audition of a lifetime . But you do n't act . Do n't act @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thespian ! Oh-ho-ho-ho ! But this was long before the days of Terrence Howard . See , Hollywood did n't have room for a young , handsome , light-skinned black man with good hair in those days . And action . They call me Mr . Pibb . What 's so funny ? Mr . Pibb . That 's a soda 's name . Oh , is it " ribs " ? They call me Mr . ribs . He is so bad . Bull [bleep] Mr . handyman ! Oh ! My foot ! My foot ! Oh ! Ooh ! Cramp ! Cramping real bad ! Oh ! Maybe you 'd like to see a real man . I bet you stay up late dreaming you had a real man . I pity the fool . Thank you . That 's enough . We 'll call you . Thank you for the opportunity . Breaking into Hollywood at your age ? He 's looking for mature men . See , look right here . " Casting for a black leading " man , 50 and older . Light @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not " allergic to baby oil . " That 's me all day . Do n't you ever think you 're too old to do some of that stuff you do ? Why ca n't I be a sex symbol ? Why ca n't I be a heartthrob ? I say do it before it 's too late . And it 's gon na be too late real soon , so , uh , yeah . Hurry up . Thank you , Riley . I 'm gon na really let him have it , show him my stuff , give that man everything I got . Pause . Pause ? Pause what ? You said something gay , so you got to say " no-homo , " or else you 's a homo . What did I say gay ? You said you was gon na give this dude everything you got - - no-homo . That 's not gay . I said I was gon na give the man everything I got . Pause , granddad . If you sound gay , it 's gay , and you got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not a homo , granddad , if you do n't say " no-homo " ? I 'm not saying " no-homo . " Okay . You want to be a homo . Stop calling your granddaddy a homo ! Then say " no-homo . " I do n't want to say " no-homo . " I 'm gon na homo your ass , you do n't stop saying " pause . " Pause . The typical Winston Jerome story starts with a beautiful , educated , professional black woman trapped in a troubled marriage with the brown-skinned bald dude from " law order . " How can you do this to me ? Get out ! I 'm gon na marry this white hussy because you are too virtuous and strong and might make me a better man . Then a dude who looks like Shemar Moore shows up as the shirtless light-skinned gardener who just got out of jail . Excuse me , uh , may I rake your leaves ? At first , she acts like she does n't like the light-skinned gardener . But eventually she gets @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I know that to you , I 'm just a poor light-skinned gardener who ca n't even afford a shirt , but I love me some Jesus , and I love me some you . Oh , lord , thank you , Jesus ! I never thought I 'd ever be with a man so loving and light-skinned . And I will always be light-skinneded just for you . Being a good Christian woman , she gives her marriage one last chance , because Jesus said so . I am dark-skinned and bald , so I hate you , and I hate Jesus . Just when the brown-skinned dude from " Law Order " is about to hit her , here comes the shirtless gardener . Hold it right there , bald-headed dude from " Law Order " ! The woman and the gardener kiss , having found true love through Jesus . Which role are you auditioning for ? Oh , no , no . You ca n't get her . I did n't think there would be this many people here just for a play . Just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ starts with the play , but if he like you in the play , now you in the movie of the play , and if he like you in the movie of the play , now you in the TV spin-off of the movie of the play . Wait a minute . You 're Kadeem Hardison , star of TV 's " A Different World . " What are you doing here ? I do n't know if you know this , but there ai n't exactly a bunch of other [bleep] We could be doing right now . I mean , what , I 'm supposed to wait for the next " Akeelah and the bee " to pay my mortgage ? Huh ? No , thanks . It 's him ! Back this way , man . Shh ! Mm-hmm . Mnh-mnh . Mr . Jerome would like to see you . He would ? You wo n't be needing that shirt . Jesus told me in my next play Ma'dukes should find herself a man . So I 've decided to call this play " Ma'dukes finds @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ man enough for Ma'dukes , Robert ? Yeah , I think so . Yeah . Try this line . " Ma'dukes , you are a strong , " intelligent black woman who will " make me a better man . " Ma'dukes - - wait , wait . Something 's off . Lotion ! What flavor you want , man ? I got tropical peach , sunrise orange , minty mango , and apricot . Or I can just take two flavors and swirl them together . Just tell me which ones you like . You want me to pick one for you ? Minty mango it is . Hmm . Turn around . Hey ! You want me to pop these bumps ? Uh , no . All right . You good , then . Okay , Robert . Again . M'dukes - - that 's it ! Breathtaking ! You know , I remember when I sat down to write my first play . I asked Jesus , " will you cowrite with me ? " And he said , " yes . " And I told Jesus @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " What do women want to see ? " And Jesus said , " sexy men . " Since that day , I 've searched the world for the sexiest black men alive . And I found them - - my shirtless men . And Jesus was pleased . I did n't know religion worked like that . Then I asked Jesus , " how can I further spread your message on " earth ? " And he said , " cross-dressing . " And so I put on a dress and a wig , and Jesus was pleased . With that dress , that wig , and these beautiful , muscular gifts from God , I have built an empire . And soon I will crush ice cube , and my supremacy of black Hollywood will be complete ! Ice cube ? We do n't allow just anyone on this journey . Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior , Robert ? Yeah , uh , I-I guess . Get on your knees , Robert . Ow ! On your knees , Robert ! Okay ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Jesus Christ as your lord and savior , Robert ? Yes . Do you accept me , Winston Jerome , as the representative of Jesus Christ in the TV and movie business ? Sure . I guess . Do you renounce ice cube and all his works ? Well , you know , I kind of like " Friday " - - do you renounce ice cube and all his works ? ! I renounce ice cube . Louder ! I renounce ice cube ! And all his works ! And all his works ! Including " Friday " ? Yes ! Including " Friday " ! Yes ! Rise ! Rise , my new leading man ! We 're having a fondue shindig at the compound tonight . You should come . Tom , thanks for agreeing to watch the boys tonight . No problem , Robert . I mean , this is your big break . So , what is he like ? Who ? Winston ? Uh ... Nice guy , down-to-earth . Nothing strange or freaky or bizarre about him at all . Nope , nothing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the best ! That 's what people need more of - - positive entertainment , without all the cursing and people saying the n-word all the time . Hey , are there gon na be some steamy scenes to look forward to , huh ? Who 's the lucky leading lady ? Uh , actually , um ... They have n't cast her yet . Probably , uh , Sanaa Lathan , maybe Halle Berry ... You know , somebody hot . Man , stop lying ! Granddad 's leading lady is a dude . What ? Shut up , boy ! You do n't know nothing ! We read the script , granddad . How dare you read that script ? ! That 's top secret ! It was really , really terrible , by the way . Do n't front , granddad . You playin ' a dude 's boyfriend . It 's that Winston Jerome guy in a dress ! Ha ! You mean Ma'dukes ? You 're playing Ma'dukes ' boyfriend ? There are no love scenes . Granddad 's gon na need to have " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are no love scenes ! I think that 's great . Robert , you 're a real actor now , completely dedicated to the part ! I say do the love scenes ! But there are no love scenes ! Well , I think it 's gay . Dude wear a dress ! Jesus told him to wear that dress ! You just mad ' cause Jesus does n't love you . Hello , Robert . We 're so glad you decided to join us . Come in . I do n't mind if I do , cupcakes . Hello , how do you do ? We 're so glad you joined our crew . Welcome to our lovely compound , where it all goes down . * Hot oil , bananas and cream * * bananas and cream * * white unicorns and wet dreams * * rainbow and lace * * oh , it makes me want to scream * * anything is possible with Jesus on our team * * it 's all right to cross-dress for Christ * * Whoo * * Jesus gave me a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ * * to wear corsets and real fine linen * * big bras with a lot of padding in ' em * * am I feminine ? * * I know you have suspicions * * but I 'm all man , trust me * * we could switch positions * * it 's all right to cross-dress for Christ * * it 's all right to cross-dress for Christ * * Whoo * Wow . Is that in the play ? No , we just do that for fun . Come , let me show you the compound . The cast and crew of my plays are like family . We work together , eat together , pray together . Now , let me show you where you 'll be staying . Um , did you say " staying " ? Oh , yes . You 'll live here at the compound during the run of the play . I want everyone totally immersed in the production . And we do n't allow outside calls here . We must remove all distractions . Oh , it 's just my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ talk to their sole legal guardian . Tell them you wo n't be coming home for a while . Best to make it a clean break . Uh , I 'll just call ' em back . Answer it ! Hey , boys . Hey , granddad , we were just wondering how late rehearsal was gon na go . Tom had to leave , and we 're getting kind of hungry . Well , uh , I 'm not coming home for a while , so do n't wait up . How late ? Uh , maybe a week or two or more . We got a lot of rehearsal stuff to do . Uh , there 's some cash in my sock drawer . Praise Jesus . This is a great day , brothers and sisters . The first day of rehearsals for " Ma'dukes finds herself a man " ! Let us pray . Lord Jesus , you are a wonderful savior and an excellent producing partner , as well ... Waa waa waa-waa ... [thinking] I ca n't believe I 'm here . I made it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I might already be at the top . Man , look at these broads in here . The big ' ol zesty-chesty on that one . ... In Jesus ' name we pray . Amen . Yes , amen . Yeah , boy ! We 're so happy you 're here with us , Robert . Jesus is so good . I 've been working with Mr . Jerome for nearly 10 years . Oh , your family must be very proud . Honey , I do n't talk to my family anymore . This is my family now . Soon it 'll be yours , too . I 'm gon na get me some kool-aid . Well , this is my first Winston Jerome project , but I 've been in the business for almost 12 years . Oh , that 's nice . Anything I might have seen ? Let 's see . I was in " do the tight thing , " uh , " lady sucks the blues , " " new crack city , " and then my last film was " six dicks of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But that was before Winston saved me . All that time , I was giving up the ass for me . Now I only give up the ass for Jesus ... And his homeboys . Mm-hmm . Praise Jesus in the name of Jesus . Robert , would you join me in my study ? Beautiful , is n't it ? I had the sweater put on him because he just looked so cold up there . I just wanted to warm him up ... Because I love Jesus . Do you love Jesus , Robert ? Oh , yes . I love me some Jesus , mm-hmm . He 's my copilot . Lord , we thank you for ... Well , it appears you love ta-tas , too . Yeah , uh , I 'm , uh ... It 's okay , Robert . You love women more than you love Jesus , do n't you ? It 's hard to say . I mean , it 's kind of apples and oranges . If women are what you desire , Robert , then Jesus and I will @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ kind you want . Well , now , since you put it like that , I want some of them , uh , Alicia keys and a couple them Beyonc ? s and something Spanish and a big-ol ' - tittied white woman that look like Lynda Carter . Then Jesus will provide them . But you must give yourself to Jesus first , Robert ... and to me . You know how I feel about the [bleep] phone ! It 's my grandkids . They 're probably just worried . You must choose , Robert , between your old life and your new one . Hey , boys . Uh , no , everything 's good . Look , please do n't call me again . This is my family now . Uh-huh . Okay . You made the right choice , Robert . I do n't get it . They his new family now ? It 's worse than I thought . Granddad 's in a cult . A cult ? That 's gay . Well , he 's in trouble . We got to save him . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and I 'm a big-shot lawyer . Cut ! Frown ! How are they gon na know you 're mad if you do n't frown ? More ! More , more , damn it ! You want me to put something nasty in your mouth to help you frown ? ! Ugh . Okay , continue . Well , at least I have Jesus and the strong love of a black , African , beautiful , independent black woman - - cut , cut , cut , cut , cut ! This is n't working ! I can not work like this anymore ! I 've worked with Jesus ! Damn it ! Let us pray . Jesus , Holy Jesus ... Help us with this scene . It seems to be a little flat . Wait - - Jesus is trying to tell me something . Hold on . Praise Jesus ! Yes , Jesus . Uh-huh . Right , right . Hey , you 're the boss . Jesus says the scene would have more impact if you grabbed Ma'dukes and kissed her deep on the lips . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ said that we need to kiss passionately so the audience can feel our love . Change it in the script ! Praise Jesus ' rewrites ! Are you sure he did n't say " kick " ? I should kick you ? Or maybe " kill " ? Let me kill you . Nobody 'd ever see that coming . No ! He said " kiss " ! Kiss ! There was no ambiguity at all . Chapstick ! Robert , it 's okay . I totally understand your concerns . Winston Jerome would never , ever kiss a man . That would be homosexual and against my Christian faith . Whew ! Exactly ! Mine too ! But Jesus wants us to be actors first and heterosexuals second . Now , Winston Jerome is a very , very straight man that loves the ladies . But Ma'dukes is a woman , and when I go onstage , Jesus wants me to become her , inside and out . I ca n't just have a woman 's clothes . I need a woman 's thoughts , a woman 's movements @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on ! Excuse me , do you know where I could find Robert Freeman ? Just walk in the path of Jesus . You 'll find him . Uh , excuse me . We 're looking for Robert Freeman . Oh , he 's on the rehearsal stage . Y'all remind me of my grandsons . But they like ice cube movies , so I ca n't never speak to them again . Excuse me . I 'm gon na get me some kool-aid . Well , at least I have Jesus and the love of a strong , black , African , beautiful , independent black woman ! And that 's all I need . Aah ! Oof ! Boys ! Stop that ! Get his legs ! His legs ! I rebuke you in the name of the lord ! Get them ! Ow ! Get them out of here ! These niggas is too glisteny . Did you think you could just take him ? It 's too late . Your granddaddy is one of us now . It 's okay , guys . I 'm sorry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Jesus want them out of here , Robert - - pronto ! Granddad , snap out of it ! Ow ! Damn it ! Ow ! Nigga , have you lost your [bleep] damn mind ? Granddad , you 've been brainwashed . You 've been sucked into some bizarre homoerotic Christian theater cult ! Yeah , you was about to kiss that dude , no-homo . Boy , I 'm just acting . I know it 's a homoerotic Christian theater cult , but if it gets me into Hollywood , who cares ? It ca n't be worse than Scientology . Do you really want to be famous that bad ? Yes . My whole life , I 've been normal . Normal sucks ! I want women half my age to throw themselves at me ! I want people to treat me better than they treat other people . And Riley was right - - I do n't have much time left . Maybe it 's a stupid dream , but this is the last chance I 'm gon na get at it . Remember that TV @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ eat goat rectums and monkey testicles and whatever else to win the big prize ? Well , this is my " fear factor " and Ma'dukes is my monkey testicles and I really want the big prize , even if it means kissing a man . No-homo . And when you get home , go in my clean-underwear drawer . There should be $200 in quarters . That should be enough to get you through the week , and I 'll be home soon , okay ? All right , granddad . If this is really what you want , we 'll get out of here . Good luck with that . Thank you for saying " no-homo , " granddad . That really meant a lot to me . No-homo . * Uh-huh , uh-huh * Well , at least I have Jesus and the love of a strong , black , African , beautiful , independent black woman ! And that 's all I need . Kiss me , Ma'dukes ! And now it 's time for me to get my big prize . * Groupies , groupies @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Huh ? Uh-uh-aah ! Oh , you look just like your pictures on MySpace ! Oh , my goodness ! Mr . Jerome would like to see you ... Alone . Robert ! You were amazing . Jesus and I were so pleased . Do n't give me that bull [bleep] This is the big prize ? Where are the Alicia Keyses ? Where are the Beyonc ? s ? Where 's wonder woman ? All I see is Florida Evanses ! I can get a big bitch on my own ! I had to kiss you onstage in front of everybody , and all I get is them mud ducks out there ? ! That was n't the deal ! Robert , Jesus never said it would happen overnight . Well , how long do I have to suck lips with you before the women out there become hot ? Look , Robbie , I 've just sold " Ma'dukes finds herself a man " as a movie . And guess who 's my leading man ? Really ? I 'm gon na be in a movie . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ only have one request . Look , man , all bull [bleep] Aside . Can I please just have some ass ? Okay . Wait a minute ! You mean to tell me you made up this whole cross-dressing Christian-cult crap just so you could sleep with men ? Uh , pretty much , yeah . [bleep] you ! Now stick that up your ass ! No-homo . Pause . Pause again . Pause again , granddad ! Pause again . Pause again . Pause again , granddad . Pause again , granddad .

@@5240141 The baby 's coming out ! It 's ... it 's a big one ! Eddie , stop pretending to be pregnant . I 'm an Uncle ! It 's a boy ! Oh , my God . Louis did it . He 's raising his own veal . Nope . I accidentally went in a store that looked like it sold ice cream and got us our first family Internet computer ! Is it better than my brother-in-law 's ? It is better than your brother-in-law 's . Do a search for biggie lyrics . No , look up where rainbows end . Hold on . Before we touch the computer , we need to take this course first . It 's called " Mavis Beacon 's introduction ... " I just did a search for Cattleman 's Ranch . How did you do that ? Just type in a word , or lycos it , and if it 's anywhere on the Internet , it 'll come up . Oh , look , we 're mentioned on a restaurant-review site called Phil 's Phaves ! It 's a beautiful design . Uh-oh . They give out letter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... B-minus ? ! That 's a Chinese " f . " S02E13 Phil 's Phaves I do n't understand . How could Cattleman 's get a B-minus ? Well , dad , maybe if you applied yourself , your grades would be higher . Boys , this is serious . Why do n't the dancing babies like our restaurant ? According to the review , this Phil guy thought the food was okay , but the ambiance was a bit dull . Dull ? Dull ? As in boring ? Repetitive ? Dull ? That 's impossible . I make sure Cattleman 's is the funnest restaurant in town ! At least it 's only on the Internet . It 's not somewhere important like a newspaper or shopping bag . I mean , how many people could 've seen it ? According to the counter , 149 . What ? ! Our reputation is at stake . Evan , write the Internet . Tell them to take that grade down ! It 's not that easy , but there is a button to contact the webmaster . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to give us another chance . Like the real Cattlemen of the old west , we need to defend our restaurant against enemy attack . According to this , most Cattlemen were killed by poor sanitation . No more computer for today ! " Liquid swords " might be the best solo Wu-Tang album ever . You think it 's better than ODB 's solo album ? Well , better than the clean for sure , not the dirty . That 's ' cause they do n't call him ol ' clean bastard . Alison , get your butt in gear ! The longer you wait , the faster I have to drive , and you know that we do n't have seatbelts ! I wish I could keep rapping with you , girl . Why do n't you give me a call ? On the phone ? Of course , silly . My number 's easy to remember . It 's 407-555-corn . I figured it out one day . Hi , Eddie . Hi , Reba . I told a joke during morning announcements that I thought you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , students . Quick question ... what kind of bees give milk ? Boo-bees . Reba ! Just announce that P.E . Is indoors today ! Sorry . I missed it . I like that you went there , though . Um , is that my face on your trapper keeper ? Yep . You know I have a girlfriend , right ? - Alison . - I know . I call next . Ri-i-ight . See you , Reba . I hate to see him go , but I love to watch his butt . Are you still on the computer ? I want to work on my keyboarding . We need to monitor how many people are seeing this stain on our reputation . Luckily , it 's holding steady at 149 . You would n't be able to tell unless you hit the refresh button . Refresh button ? It went up to 154 ! Oh , what if one of my enemies saw it ? Or Pete Sampras ? Have you checked your e-mail to see if they wrote back ? Mail ? At this time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of course it 's a white guy . Phil wrote back . He says he 'll give us another chance . He 's coming back to the restaurant on Wednesday . Okay , this is our shot at redemption . We need to make sure Cattleman 's Ranch is funner than it 's ever been ... Even if it means replacing every " c " with a backward " k . " Four ... Hello . ' Sup ? 555-c-o-r-n . Hello ? Hello . Who 's this ? Dad ? Sweetie ? Hello ? Is someone on the phone ? Hello . Who 's this ? This is Louis Huang . Who 's this ? This is Gary Olsen . Gary Olsen ? That was a disaster . I know . I was listening . I hate talking on the phone . She ca n't see me , and I 'm like 80% body language . She does n't know if I 'm like , " what 's happening ? " Or if I 'm like , " what 's happening ? " So , what are you gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her a dope-ass mixtape ! It 'll do the talking for me ! That 's a great idea , Eddie . Yo , girl . This is your boy , E-Money ... Notorious E.I.G ... E to the M.C.-Squared . What 's up , physics ? For the next 90 minutes , I 'm gon na make you an audio love nest , ' cause , girl , if you 're feeling this ... Look at these fun hens just sitting here , sunglasses on , ready for the beach . Festive hens , new staff uniforms , googly eyes on the toothpick dispenser ... No way Phil can call us dull . Uh , Mitch ? Yeah ? Your new comically small hat is n't askew enough . It 's supposed to be sitting on your head at a jaunty angle . That angle is not jaunty . Jauntier . Jauntier . Jaunty . Hey , hey . Hello ? Down here . Phillip Goldstein , what are you doing here ? I have a reservation . It 's under Phil ... As in " Phil 's Phaves . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from the bear as possible . Phillip Goldstein , the Chinese-Jewish boy who abandoned our son at the Beastie Boys concert . I sleep well at night , if that 's your next question . Of course you sleep well . You 're a child ! I thought Phil was an adult . Probably because my writing style is straightforward and concise , like a man 's . Well , whatever our differences , it is a relief to find out it 's you , just like you 're finding out that this is our restaurant . So you can gahead and change your review . Why would I do that ? Well , you know ... I actually do n't understand Chinese , but I do understand good service . Do I have to seat myself ? More iced tea ? - No , thank you . - Okay . Um , that crayon looks stubby . Here . Let me get you some fresh points . No , those are fine ! Are you enjoying your " khikken " nuggets ? We changed all the c 's to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we do . Oh , I thought that was a typo . This is ridiculous . He 's just gon na give us a bad review anyway . I would never let our personal history color my review . Oh . Mm . That said , I 'm bumping you down to a c-plus . A c-plus ? ! Did you see the sunglasses on the hens ? I did n't , because your staff was surrounding me at every moment ... refilling my mug , taking my crayons . It was a nightmare ! Nuggets were good , though . And that 's why I say that Marky Mark is the nucleus of the funky bunch . Huh ? I made you something . You did ? What is it ? After class . All right , now to turn our attention from the subatomic world to the state-mandated , although not state-funded , unit on dissection . Namely ... Rocks ? No . Oysters . Unfortunately , it was n't until I got to the supermarket that I realized how expensive these suckers are , so we 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Yeah . Like Marky Mark , let 's do the unexpected . Alison , you can partner with Ned . Eddie , you 're with Reba . No . You 're in my station . Hi , Eddie . This is gon na be fun . For who ? I understand . You 're too gentle to dissect a living creature . But lucky for us , I do n't give an " elf . " I 'll fill out your dissection journal for you . All right . Let 's see what 's under the hood . Cattleman 's Ranch is our livelihood . So you can understand our concern when we found your son 's website . Oh , I do understand . I am so sorry about Phillip 's review . Great . So you 'll take it down ? Oh , no , I ca n't do that . Phillip 's father and I have been teaching him about journalistic integrity from our years working at Mother Jones . Miteh , haust du gizane mana ... Oy . Oh , uh , Phillip , do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ goyim . Only one Chinese boy can tarnish the Huang family name , and that 's Eddie . Please take down your website ! I ca n't do that . It 's called integrity , madam . - But I just want you ... - W-we understand . Thanks for hearing us out . We 'll be on our way . May I just use your restroom first ? I did n't really go to the bathroom . Is that their computer mouse ? Yes . I 've crippled his access to the Internet . I 've shut him down . You 're a genius . Eddie , it 's for you ! It 's a girl ! Alison ? Do n't worry . It 's not her . Reba ? I got your mixtape , and I love you , too ! Oh , da-a-mn . Evan ? ! No . Reba ? Egg-salad Reba ? Why do n't you just tell her the mixtape was n't for her ? I tried . Reba , I made that mixtape for Alison , not for you . I understand . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't know how to get out . I 'll talk to Alison for you . No ! I mean , I 'll do it . Like what sisters with voices said on your mixtape , You put sisters with voices on there ? It 's a good-ass song . Good morning , students ! To the mix master supreme who taught me the way to a woman 's heart is through her ear holes . Hi , Eddie ! A big shoutout to my new boyfriend ... Tell the firemen I know how busy they are and I 'm sorry ! I do n't understand . How did Phillip update it ? Taking his mouse does n't make his website disappear . But he has no way to control the little hand . There 's only one thing to do . Evan , I 'm extending your bedtime . But why ? ! I need you to make me a website . I ca n't believe Our luck is finally turning around . I 'm not sure I 'm comfortable with this . Why not ? Phillip rates our restaurant @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " Wardrobe ... " f . " Table manners ... " c . " He used his salad fork properly . Grudging respect . Mm . This is like teasing someone but on the computer . It 's like we 're ... E-vigilantes , because we 're dishing out justice and clearing our name . If Trent had n't pulled that fire alarm , Alison would think I had a honey on the side . This Reba girl 's out of control . Eddie , you can clear this whole thing up if you just call Alison . No . Not gon na happen . I need to look my woman in the eye like a snake charmer . So what are you gon na do ? If a good mixtape can make Reba think I love her , then a bad mixtape can scare her away ! I 'm a genius ! Emery , get out . You 're in my room . Oh . Hey . I got all the lamest CDs from my dad 's collection ... Alvin and the Chipmunks , Alvin 's solo album , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , thanks . These are perfect , Nicole . Weird choices for a mixtape . Well , it 's kind of an anti-mixtape . Oh , a nixtape . Been there . You trying to get rid of Alison ? No . Alison is dope . It 's this other girl . You know , it 's a long story . So , how 's what's-his-name ? Hot Chris ? He 's hot . He did this Forrest Gump impression the other day . It was hilarious . Lieutenant Dan , I got you ice cream . Well , I better get going . For the record , you never made me a mixtape . No sign of him yet ? He 'll show . Hello , Mr . and Mrs . Huang . Well , how did you get in here ? Through the kitchen . In keeping with your barn theme , the door was open . It 's a ranch ! I want you to take down What 's that ? I have no idea what you 're talking about . Maybe one of Cattleman 's loyal @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . But who knows ? Maybe if you take down your bad review , that site will magically disappear . Obviously you do n't understand how magic works . Oh , and you do ? He just carries those around ? I keep underestimating him . I have some bad news . Apparently a cat got into the storage room last night and ate up all the oyster cadavers . So , project complete . Yes ! Hey , Reba , I made you a new mixtape . So prolific . You 're like the Stephen King of love . Eddie ! Is there something you want to share with the rest of the class ? " The real me " ? It 's a tape . Huh . I guess there 's no way of knowing ... You could put it in the tape deck you used to teach us about the doppler effect . That 's a very good idea , Ned . Let 's do that . - Yo , Reba ... - Reba ? ! This is what I listen to when I clean my ears @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thank you for coming to this emergency parent meeting . Unfortunately , there 's a new threat targeting our students in our libraries , on our desktops , in our homes . It 's called ... Compu-teasing . Uh-oh . Compu-teasing ... What 's that ? It 's like a crank call , but on a computer , and anyone can listen in . And sadly , one of our students has already fallen victim . He 's still into drama . My name is Phillip Goldstein . I used to enjoy posting restaurant reviews on my Internet website . But ever since I found a page compu-teasing me , I 've been too scared to use my computer . You 're doing great , Phillip . I have my suspicions about who 's behind the teasing , but without proof , I wo n't accuse anyone . They can insult me all they want , but I wo n't let them take my integrity . That makes me love him even more . That makes me want to kill whoever 's hurting him . Officer Bryson ? He called @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ seriously . So we 've created the city 's first cyber-crime division , headed up by Peter . With Peter 's help , we will track down Phillip 's compu-teasers and bring them to justice . Rest assured , we will not stop . They 're just trying to scare us . They got nothing . They got nothing . According to our research , the website was made on a gateway computer . He bought it ! He bought the computer ! Uh , what ? No ! It was her idea to do the website . Wait . Are you saying you 're the compu-teasers ? No . We 're e-vigilantes . He said Cattleman 's Ranch was dull . You know me . You all know me . I am fun . I am fun , damn it ! Great work , Peter . Hey , Eddie . You okay ? I heard what happened . My life is ruined . I 'll be lucky if Alison ever speaks to me again . Eddie , just talk to her . Just call her . Hello ? Hi @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I 'm sorry if I embarrassed you . You embarrassed yourself . Trying to discourage me with some cornball mixtape . I know I come on a little strong , but you know what ? That 's who I am . And if you ca n't handle that , we 're never gon na work . Find yourself , boy . Reba . Hello ? Hey , Alison . It 's Eddie . Do n't hang up . I 'm ... Sorry . This whole thing happened because I was too afraid to talk to you on the phone . I mean , Eddie , nothing you say is gon na ... Eddie . And that 's why I 'm doing this special live apology mix , just for you . And , girl , I 'm hoping you 'll say ... This is n't gon na make ... Kid can make a mixtape . The hell ? Where 's the computer ? ! We put it away after being publicly shamed in front of Eddie 's entire school . We wo n't have time for it anyway , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to do . You 'll sign me in , right ? But you just spent all that money on it . Well , the good thing about computers is they last forever . We 'll hook it back up in a few years - when you boys are older . - Once the heat dies down . But I just enrolled in the University of Phoenix . I 'm minoring in nursing !

@@5240241 ? DUDLEY PUPPY WAS A PLAIN OLD MUTT ? - ? PLAIN OLD MUTT ? - ? HE 'D SCRATCH , HE 'D DIG , AND THEN HE 'D CHEW HIS BUTT ? - ? CHEW HIS BUTT ? - ? BUT WHEN BAD GUYS GOT TOO ROUGH ? ? HE WENT TO WORK FOR T.U.F.F . ? ? AND NOW HE 'S DOING SECRET AGENT STUFF ? ? HE 'S A T.U.F.F . PUPPY T.U.F.F . PUPPY ? ? HE 'S A T.U.F.F . PUPPY ? ? A DOG THAT STICKS HIS NOSE ? ? RIGHT WHERE HE KNOWS THAT CROOKS WILL BE ? ? HE 'S A T.U.F.F . PUPPY T.U.F.F . PUPPY ? ? HE 'S A T.U.F.F . PUPPY ? [guitar_strum] - [yelps] - AGENT PUPPY , DID YOU REMEMBER TO FEED SNAPTRAP LAST NIGHT ? - NO , HE DID N'T . I GOT SO HUNGRY , I HAD TO GNAW MY OWN FOOT OFF . [all_screaming] - PSYCH . I BROKE OUT AND GOT SOME SWEET AND SOUR SHRIMP . I ONLY CAME BACK ' CAUSE IT 'S " DANCE PARTY FRIDAY " AT T.U.F.F . I 'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY POP @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " DANCE PARTY FRIDAY " WAS MY IDEA . I ALSO THOUGHT OF " SLEEP ALL DAY MONDAY , " " DO N'T COME TO WORK TUESDAY , " AND " COME TO WORK IN YOUR PAJAMAS , PICK UP YOUR PAYCHECK , AND GO HOME WEDNESDAY . " I ALSO THOUGHT OF " BONFIRE IN THE MUNITIONS ROOM THURSDAY . " BUT THE CHIEF WOULD N'T GO FOR THAT . - AGENT PUPPY , YOU 'RE A FANTASTIC AGENT , BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN TO BE A LITTLE MORE RESPONSIBLE . AND BY " A LITTLE , " I MEAN " A LOT , " AND BY " FANTASTIC , " I MEAN " BARELY ADEQUATE . " - FACE IT , DUDLEY . YOU 'VE GOT TA STOP ACTING LIKE A KID . EVEN AGENT KID IS MORE RESPONSIBLE THAN YOU , AND HE EATS CANS . - [bleats_comically] - SPEAKING OF KIDS , I 'VE INVENTED A DEVICE THAT REVERSES THE AGING , UH , PROCESS . I CALL IT THE YOUNG GUN . IT 'S STILL IN THE TESTING PHASE , SO IT 'S DANGEROUS @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ FLOOR . BUST A MOVE . [vocalizing] - GIVE ME THAT GUN ! I CAN MAKE THIS OLD PIECE OF PIZZA YOUNG AGAIN . - AAH ! - EEK ! - [screams] - [groans] NEATO ! THIS IS COOLSVILLE , DADDY-O ! - OH , NO ! I TURNED THE CHIEF INTO A FOREIGNER . - NO , YOU BOZO . THE YOUNG GUN WAS SET TO " TEENAGER . " - GIM ME A " B " ! GIM ME AN " O " ! GIM ME A " Z " ! GIM ME AN " O " ! WHAT 'S IT SPELL ? BOZO ! - WELL ... GAG ME WITH A SPOON . I 'M TOTALLY RAD AND GNARLY TO THE MAX . - OH , THIS IS A NIGHTMARE , AGENT PUPPY . YOU SENT ME , UH , BACK TO MY AWKWARD TEENAGE PHASE . - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME . OH ... THAT IS AWKWARD . - KESWICKS GO THROUGH A SERIES OF METAMORPHOSES AS THEY AGE . IN A FEW YEARS , THE TAIL WILL BREAK @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ HAVE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH . THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE . - SEE YOU LATER , ALLIGATORS . I 'M GON NA GO PICK UP MY CHICK , AND CRUISE OVER TO THE DRIVE-IN . AYYY ! - YOU 'RE ON YOUR OWN , FONZIE . I 'M GON NA BREAK-DANCE ON A CARDBOARD BOX . WHOO-HOO ! WORD TO MY MOTHER . WAIT , SCRATCH THAT . IF MY MOTHER CALLS , TELL HER I 'M ORGANIZING MY FLOPPY DISKS . - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE 'S SAYING , BUT THIS IS SO COOL . EVERYONE 'S MORE IMMATURE THAN I AM . - I 'M STILL MATURE . I JUST HAVE A , UH , TAIL . I ALSO SQUIRT INK WHEN I 'M NERVOUS . [telephone_ringing] AAH ! - AAH ! THAT TEARS IT ! GET READY TO RUMBLE , NERD . - THREATENING ME JUST MAKES ME MORE NERVOUS . - ARGH ! [growls] - AAH ! AAH ! - PUSH HIM BACK PUSH HIM BACK ! FIGHT , FIGHT , FIGHT ! - [grunts] - AAH ! OKAY , EVERYBODY STOP @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ YOU BACK TO NORMAL . HEY , WHO TOOK THE YOUNG GUN ? - YO , GRODY POSERS , YOU LOOKING FOR THIS ? WELL , IT 'S MINE NOW , SO , LIKE , WHATEVER . WHAT CAN I SAY ? WE 'RE LIVING IN A MATERIAL WORLD , AND I 'M A MATERIAL - - UH , WELL , ANYWAY ... TEEN SNAPTRAP OUT ! - WHAT A MESS . THIS NEVER WOULD 'VE HAPPENED ON " SLEEP ALL DAY MONDAY . " I 'VE GOT TA GET THAT YOUNG GUN BACK FROM SNAPTRAP . GUYS , I 'LL BE RIGHT BACK . - [grunts] - STRIKE THAT . YOU GUYS ARE COMING WITH ME . TO THE T.U.F.F ... MINIVAN . [horn_honking] - OKAY , HOME FRIES , TIME TO GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS , WHERE YOU COULD BLOW ALL YOUR ALLOWANCE ON VIDEO GAMES ' CAUSE YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM . - THAT 'S EXACTLY OUR LIFE NOW . - ANYWHO , TIME TO TERRORIZE THE TOWN , TEEN-STYLE . - AAH ! - SORRY , OLD LADY METZGER . OOH , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THAT AGAIN . [all_screaming] - COME ON . IT 'S TIME TO GO ON A TEEN CRIME SPREE . EVERYONE GRAB A SKATEBOARD , ' CAUSE I ONLY HAVE A LEARNER 'S PERMIT , AND I CA N'T LEGALLY DRIVE WITHOUT AN ADULT IN THE CAR . - GUESS WHO ? - AAH ! STOP IT , YOUNG LADY . SO HELP ME , I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND . NO WAIT , I CA N'T . I GOT TA GO GET SNAPTRAP . - THEN LET 'S PEEL OUT AND SEE WHAT THIS BABY 'S GOT UNDER THE HOOD . WHOO ! - AAH ! - N-N-NERVOUS ! - AAH ! [siren_blaring] I 'M SORRY , OFFICER , BUT I DO N'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS . AS A SENIOR-RANKING T.U.F.F . AGENT , I 'M GON NA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STAND DOWN . [screams] - FOCUS , YOU NINCOMPOOP . YOU 'RE DRIVING AROUND WITH A CAR FULL OF SIX-YEAR-OLDS . - SIX-YEAR-OLDS ? KITTY , CHIEF , HOW DID YOU GET YOUNGER ? AND WHO IS YOUR STRANGE , CREEPY FRIEND ? - THAT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ YEARS , KESWICKS GO THROUGH A PLATYPUS STAGE . - WELL , AT LEAST YOU DO N'T SQUIRT INK WHEN YOU 'RE NERVOUS . - NO , NOW I SHOOT BARBED QUILLS WHEN I-I HICCUP . [hiccups] - AAH ! [both_crying] - KESWICK , YOU MADE KITTY AND THE CHIEF CRY . NOW I 'VE GOT TO CALM THEM DOWN . STOP CRYING , YOU LITTLE MONSTERS ! - THEY SHOULD BE CRYING . WE 'VE GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM . - I 'LL SAY . YOUR STUPID QUILLS CRACKED THE WINDSHIELD , AND THIS IS A RENTAL . - NO , WE 'RE STILL AGING BACKWARDS , WHICH MEANS WE 'LL GROW YOUNGER AND YOUNGER UNTIL EVENTUALLY , WE 'LL CEASE TO EXIST . - ARE YOU KIDDING ? - NO . KESWICKS ONLY KID DURING THEIR FROG STAGE . [both_crying] - GET A GRIP ! UNCLE DUDLEY NEEDS TO THINK ! I 'VE GOT TA FIND THAT YOUNG GUN , BUT WHERE WOULD TEEN SNAPTRAP GO ? - SNAPTRAP , MAN , I 'M FREAKING . ARE YOU SURE THIS IS , LIKE , GON NA WORK ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ YOUR TOPPINGS ON THE BOTTOM , AND THEN COVER THEM WITH YOGURT . THEN WE WO N'T HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM . FOUR PLAIN YOGURTS , WITH ABSOLUTELY NO VISIBLE TOPPINGS . - THAT 'LL BE FOUR DOLLARS . - [giggles] SCORE ! THAT WAS SO RIGHTEOUS . - HAND OVER THE YOUNG GUN , SNAPTRAP . - AGENT PUPPY . HOW 'D YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS ? - I DID N'T - - THE LITTLE MONSTERS WANTED YOGURT . - TAKE IT FROM ME . HIDE YOUR TOPPINGS ON THE BOTTOM . COME ON , HOMIES . LET 'S ROLL . OOH , THAT WAS WEIRD . ON THE UPSIDE , MY YOGURT GOT BIGGER . - I WANTED YOGURT . YOU PROMISED . - I WANTED YOGURT TOO . BUT I COULD N'T GET ANY BECAUSE I 'M TOO BUSY SAVING YOU . BEING RESPONSIBLE IS SO HARD . - [crying] UNCLE DUDLEY IS SCARING ME . - GET A GRIP , CHIEF . - I 'M NOT THE CHIEF . I 'M SUPER-FLEA ... [sobs] AND I WANT VANILLA SWIRL ! [both_crying] - STOP CRYING @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , WE 'LL GET YOGURT . HERE , EVERYONE PIPE DOWN , AND COLOR . - UH , THAT 'LL BE DIFFICULT WITHOUT OPPOSABLE , UH , THUMBS . - ARE WE THERE YET ? I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM . I HAVE GUM ON MY FUR . WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM ? - KESWICK , WAN NA SEE MY BOOGER ? - GROSS , CHIEF . - SUPER-FLEA ! - UH-OH , DUCK AND COVER , EVERYONE . I FEEL A HICCUP COMING ON . [hiccups] all : WHOA ! - COME ON , KIDS . WHOEVER CATCHES THE RAT FIRST GETS A NEW TRICYCLE . KIDS ? [all_cooing] - AAH ! BABIES ! - IT 'S HAPPENING . WE 'RE GETTING YOUNGER . WHICH MEANS WE 'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME . - AAH ! YOU JUST KEEP GETTING MORE HIDEOUS . - IT 'S TRUE . I HAVE A FACE ONLY A MOTHER KESWICK COULD LOVE . AGENT PUPPY , SNAPTRAP IS HEADED INTO THAT CONSTRUCTION SITE BEHIND ME . - HOW DID YOU SEE THAT ? DO YOU HAVE EYES IN THE BACK @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I USE MY HEAT-SENSING FEELERS . - YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED ? I DO N'T KNOW HOW TO SKATEBOARD . AAH ! OOF ! all : AAH ! - GUYS , STOP BEING BABIES . - [cries] - WHY ARE YOU CRYING , KESWICK ? - I 'M A BABY . DUH . ALSO , IF SNAPTRAP DROPS THAT GUN AND IT BREAKS , WE 'RE ALL DOOMED . - HUH ? AAH ! - [giggles] - AAH ! - [laughing] - AAH ! LUCKILY , HIS FULL DIAPER CUSHIONED HIS FALL . I MEAN , GROSS ! - HURRY , AGENT PUPPY . ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS , WE ONLY HAVE THREE SECONDS , UH , BEFORE WE VANISH INTO NONEXISTENCE , AND IT TOOK ME TWO SECONDS TO SAY THAT . - AAH ! I CA N'T BLAST EVERYONE IN TIME . [dance_music_playing] [all_vocalizing] - THANK GOODNESS CONSTRUCTION WORKERS CELEBRATE " DANCE PARTY FRIDAY . " - THIS IS SO BOGUS . ON THE UPSIDE , THE YOUNG GUN HAS N'T HIT MRS . METZGER YET . [giggles] [dance_music_playing] ? ? - YOU 'VE DONE IT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... WHICH YOU CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE . ANYONE ELSE GLAD IT 'S FRIDAY ? - WELL , DUDLEY , I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON ABOUT BEING IRRESPONSIBLE . - NOT AT ALL , KITTY . BUT I DID LEARN ANOTHER LESSON : ALWAYS HIDE YOUR TOPPINGS UNDER YOUR YOGURT . - I TAUGHT HIM THAT . - MAKE SOME ROOM , PEOPLE . I 'M ABOUT TO B-B-BOOGIE ! - OH , NO , HE 'S DANGEROUS AND UNPREDICTABLE ON THE DANCE FLOOR . PUT ON SOME OLDIES TO SLOW HIM DOWN . - NO PROBLEM , KITTY . I 'LL JUST SET THE YOUNG GUN TO " OLDIES . " - [yelling] - AAH ! UGH , WHO THREW UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR ? - IT 'S ME , AGENT , UH , PUPPY . OLD KESWICKS GO THROUGH A JELLYFISH PHASE . - DUDLEY , WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ? - GET HIM ! - AAH ! [grunting] [all_cheering] - [pants] - AGENT PUPPY , THANK GOODNESS YOU 'RE HERE . WE HAVE AN URGENT SITUATION . THE SECURITY OF THE PLANET HANGS IN @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I LEFT A CANDY BAR AT MY DESK , AND I REALLY WAN NA EAT IT . - GO FOR IT . I 'LL PUT THE NEW INTERN ON THE CASE . HEY , BOBBY , I 'M GON NA NEED YOU TO GO TO EASTERN EUROPE , AND LOCATE SOME LOOSE NUKES . - BUT I 'M MAKING COPIES . - OH , RIGHT . THE T.U.F.F . GARAGE SALE . KEEP GOING . THE NUKES CAN WAIT . - YOO-HOO , CANDY BAR . IT 'S YOUR LUCKY DAY ! ACTUALLY , IT 'S MY LUCKY DAY . IT 'S A HORRIBLE DAY FOR YOU . [screams] CANDY BAR IS GONE ! [sniffs] - OH , I HOPE YOU DO N'T MIND . I GOT HUNGRY AND ATE YOUR CANDY BAR . - HA , HA , THAT 'S FUNNY , KITTY . SERIOUSLY , WHERE IS IT ? NO ! HOW COULD THE WORLD BE SO CRUEL ? AND BY " WORLD , " I MEAN " YOU . " - DUDLEY , WE 'RE PARTNERS . WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHARE STUFF . BESIDES , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ CANDY BAR ? IT WAS MY LAST PIECE OF CANDY FROM HALLOWEEN . THANKS TO YOU , I 'VE BEEN PLUNGED INTO THE CANDY-LESS WASTELAND BETWEEN NOW AND EASTER . I 'M NOT GON NA MAKE IT , KITTY . - WELL , IF BOBBY DOES N'T GET HIS BUTT TO EASTERN EUROPE , YOU WO N'T HAVE TO . - [babbles] - RELAX . THE T.U.F.F . VENDING MACHINE IS FULL OF CANDY . - THE VENDING MACHINE IS BROKEN . TRICK OR TREAT . SEE ? DO N'T LEAVE YOUR PORCH LIGHT ON IF YOU 'RE NOT GON NA GIVE OUT CANDY . - IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE YOU LESS INSANE ? - NO , UNLESS YOU CAN SOMEHOW MAKE IT MAGICALLY RAIN CANDY . AAH ! IT 'S RAINING CANDY ! KITTY 'S A WITCH ! - KITTY 'S NOT A WITCH . THE , UH , CANDY IS COMING FROM WILLY WOMBAT . - WILLY WOMBAT ? HE 'S THE WORLD 'S GREATEST CANDY MAKER ! PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THE CANDY WASTELAND . - UH , IGNORE THE CRAZY DOG , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - MY CANDY LIMO , BUT THAT 'S NOT THE POINT . [horn_honking] - HE HAS A CANDY LIMO ! EVERYTHING WILLY WOMBAT HAS IS MADE OF CANDY . [coughs] EVERYTHING EXCEPT HIS CANE , WHICH IS APPARENTLY MADE OF A HARD , SPLINTERY WOOD . - ANYWAY , I NEED T.U.F.F . ' S ASSISTANCE IN AN URGENT MATTER . - IF YOU 'RE TALKING ABOUT THE LOOSE NUKES , BOBBY 'S ON IT . [explosion] - I FOUND THEM . - ANYWAY , I 'VE INVENTED A NEW TOP-SECRET CANDY -- THE ATOMIC BOMB POP . all : WHOA . - MY COMPETITORS ARE DESPERATE TO STEAL IT . SO I 'VE INSTALLED A NEW SECURITY SYSTEM IN MY FACTORY TO PROTECT IT . - WHAT DO YOU NEED T.U.F.F . FOR ? - TO TEST IT . I WANT YOUR BEST AGENTS TO BREAK IN AND TRY TO STEAL THE BOMB POP . IF YOU CA N'T DO IT , THEN I 'LL KNOW MY CANDY IS SAFE . BUT I SHOULD WARN YOU ... THE FACTORY IS LOADED , WITH DEADLY BOOBY TRAPS . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . UH , EXCEPT FOR AGENT GUINEA PIG . I CA N'T PUT THEIR LIVES IN DANGER JUST SO YOU CAN TEST YOUR SECURITY . - YOU WANT US TO BREAK INTO YOUR CANDY FACTORY AND STEAL CANDY ? WE 'RE ON IT ! THIS IS PERFECT FOR YOU , KITTY . YOU 'VE BEEN STEALING CANDY ALL DAY . THERE IT IS , WILLY WOMBAT 'S FACTORY ! INSIDE THOSE WALLS ARE THE WORLD 'S MOST DELICIOUS CANDIES . - DUDLEY , THAT 'S THE BUS STATION . - HUH ? THAT EXPLAINS THE GIANT BUS-SHAPED CANDY . [squeals] AAH ! - HEEL , DUDLEY . THE FACTORY IS BOOBY TRAPPED . YOU CAN NOT EAT ANYTHING IN IT . - THAT 'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY , MISS " I ALREADY HAD A CANDY BAR TODAY . IT WAS MY PARTNER 'S BUT I DID N'T CARE . " - OKAY . EQUIPMENT CHECK -- I 'VE GOT INFRARED GOGGLES , GRAPPLING HOOKS , AND A LASER-POWERED SAFE-CRACKER . - AND I 'VE GOT MY MOM 'S BIGGEST PILLOW CASE . IT 'S FOR CANDY . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ N'T REMEMBER . IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT A CRACKER ... - NO TOUCHING THE CANDY ! OOF ! - KITTY , LOOK ! IT 'S EVEN MORE MAGICAL THAN THE BUS STATION . HA , HA ! - ACCORDING TO THIS BLUEPRINT , WILLY WOMBAT 'S SAFE IS IN HIS OFFICE , WHICH IS PAST THE CHOCOLATE VOLCANO , BEFORE THE ROCK-CANDY CANYON , AND NEXT TO THE MEN 'S ROOM . - [slurps] - WHAT DID YOU DO ? - WELL , I CERTAINLY DID N'T DRINK FROM THE DELICIOUS , SUPER-FIZZY BLUEBERRY SODA RIVER , IF THAT 'S WHAT YOU 'RE THINKING . [belches] - DUDLEY , YOU 'VE SET OFF THE BOOBY TRAPS . - YAY , JELLY BEANS ! OW , JELLY BEANS ! - COME ON ! WHEW , WE 'RE SAFE . WAIT , WHY ARE WE SINKING ? - SOMEONE - - I 'M NOT SAYING WHO - - MAY HAVE EATEN A HOLE IN THE BOAT . - DUDLEY ! both : AAH ! - OOH . THAT BLUEBERRY WATERFALL WAS DELICIOUS . IT REALLY HELPED WASH DOWN THE BOAT . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ GOING TO GET BURIED IN HOT FUDGE ! - YAY , HOT FUDGE ! OW , HOT FUDGE ! I CA N'T RUN ANYMORE . CARRY ME . - WHY ARE YOU SO HEAVY ? - THAT CANOE WENT RIGHT TO MY HIPS . ALSO , I 'M CARRYING 50 POUNDS OF JELLYBEANS IN MY PILLOWCASE . OW ! - OKAY , WE 'RE SAFE . WHATEVER YOU DO , DO NOT TOUCH OR EAT ANY -- WHERE 'D YOU GET THE JAWBREAKER ? - FROM THIS OMINOUS-LOOKING JAWBREAKER PEDESTAL , DUH . - AAH ! - DO N'T WORRY , KITTY , I 'LL SAVE US . EW , BANANA , I HATE BANANA . I 'D RATHER BE CRUSHED . - LESS TALKING , MORE LICKING . - OOF ! - OOF ! - WOW , WILLY WOMBAT 'S OFFICE ! IT 'S EVEN MORE AMAZING THAN THE REST OF THE FACTORY . - ARE WE LOOKING AT THE SAME OFFICE ? - KITTY , EVERYTHING IN HERE IS MADE OF CANDY . I 'M GON NA EAT THIS LAMP TO GET THE BANANA TASTE OUT OF MY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ LITTLE ZING TO IT . - WILLY WOMBAT 'S SAFE . THE ATOMIC BOMB POP IS IN THERE . THE ATOMIC BOMB POP . I 'LL JUST DEACTIVATE THE LASER GRID , AND -- - GOT IT ! - OOF ! [alarms_sounding] WHAT DID YOU DO , KITTY ? DO N'T WORRY . I 'LL SAVE US LIKE I ALWAYS DO . I 'LL JUST EAT THESE CANDY SPIKES . [gagging] SPIKES ARE N'T CANDY ! - THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN . WHAT DO WE DO ? - YOU 'RE A WITCH . USE YOUR BROOM AND FLY US OUT OF HERE . - I AM NOT A WITCH . - THAT 'S WHAT ALL WITCHES SAY . ANYWAY , I KNOW WHAT TO DO . HERE , SHAKE UP THESE BOTTLES OF SUPER-FIZZY BLUEBERRY SODA I STOLE WHEN YOU WERE N'T LOOKING . - I SEE WHERE YOU 'RE GOING WITH THIS . WE SHAKE THEM UP , POP THE CAPS , AND ROCKET THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT IN THE CEILING . - YEAH , YEAH , THAT 'S WHAT I WAS THINKING . IT 'S , UH - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ DRINK IT . both : WHOO-HOO ! - SORRY , MR . WOMBAT . IT LOOKS LIKE YOU 'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW SECURITY SYSTEM . - OH , WELL , BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD . I CA N'T THANK YOU ENOUGH . - YOU COULD TRY . YOU COULD GIVE US MORE CANDY . - OFFICERS , ARREST THESE TWO THIEVES FOR STEALING MY ATOMIC BOMB POP . - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? WE 'RE THE T.U.F.F . AGENTS YOU HIRED TO STEAL IT . I DID NO SUCH THING . IF ANYONE HIRED YOU , IT WAS AN IMPOSTOR . - WELL , THERE 'S ONLY ONE VILLAIN IN PETROPOLIS WHO COULD 'VE DISGUISED HIMSELF AS YOU . - THAT 'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING . TELL ME WHO IT IS . I WAN NA LOOK SMART IN FRONT OF WILLY WOMBAT . - IT WAS THE CHAMELEON . - IT WAS THE COMEDIAN , MR . WOMBAT . - [sighs] - YOU TWO NEED TO GET MY BOMB POP BACK RIGHT AWAY . IT 'S A HIGHLY UNSTABLE PROTOTYPE . IF IT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ IT COULD RESULT IN A TERRIBLE EXPLOSION . - KESWICK , CAN YOU GET A LOCATION ON THE CHAMELEON ? - THE COMEDIAN ? HE 'S OPENING AT THE CHUCKLE DUCK THIS TUESDAY NIGHT . - THE CHAMELEON ! - OH . HE OPENED A CANDY STORE AT THE MALL . IT 'S CALLED THE ... " CARAMEL , CARAMEL , CARAMEL , CARAMEL , CARAMEL CHAMELEON . " HA , THAT 'S CATCHY . - DO N'T WORRY , MR . WOMBAT . WE 'LL GET YOUR ATOMIC BOMB POP BACK . - HEY , HEY ! [munches] IT IS MADE OF CANDY ! I KNEW IT ! - [laughs] AT LAST ! THE GREATEST CANDY OF ALL TIME IS MINE . I WILL FIGURE OUT WHAT IS IN IT . THEN MY WOEFULLY UNPOPULAR INSECT-THEMED CANDY STORE WILL FINALLY BE A SWEET SUCCESS . - HAND OVER THE BOMB POP , CHAMELEON . IT 'S DANGEROUS . - I 'LL TELL YOU WHAT 'S DANGEROUS , TOOTS . TAKING OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE ON YOUR EVIL LAIR TO OPEN AN INSECT-THEMED CANDY STORE . TURNS OUT , PEOPLE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! - OH , NO ! THE BOMB POP IS TICKING ! - WE 'VE GOT TO GET IT OUT OF THE MALL . - ONCE AGAIN , I 'LL SAVE US . WILL YOU CARRY ME TO THE ROOF ? I 'M AFRAID OF BUGS . HERO COMING THROUGH ! [elevator_music_plays] ? ? [beeping] YAH ! - WAY TO GO , DUDLEY . I 'M SORRY I ATE YOUR LAST CANDY BAR . MAYBE THIS WILL HELP YOU MAKE IT TILL EASTER . - NOPE , BUT THANKS ANYWAY . - CONGRATULATIONS , AGENTS KATSWELL AND PUPPY . YOU SAVED THE CITY FROM ... ER , WILLY , WHAT DID THEY SAVE THE CITY FROM ? - NOTHING , I SUPPOSE . THE BOMB POP WAS DESIGNED TO RAIN SWEETS ON PETROPOLIS , TO FILL THE CANDY-LESS WASTELAND THAT EXISTS BETWEEN HALLOWEEN AND EASTER . UH , APPARENTLY , IT WAS A FAILURE . - NO , IT WAS N'T , MR . WOMBAT . LOOK ! IT 'S A CANDY MIRACLE ! YAY , CANDY ! OW , CANDY ! OW , OW ! RUN ! KITTY , @ @ @

@@5240341 Previously on " The Originals " ... She is exquisite . As her brother is wicked . The lord Tristan and his sister the lady Aurora . Right now , people like me are out there getting killed by people like you , conveniently timed with the arrival of your old acquaintance . - What happened ? - I was attacked . Kara , do not walk away from me . [Chanting] [Bones_crack] But I 'm regent . They should respect me . The target on your back , it comes with the job . You got to respond with a show of force . What are you doing to us ? The Crescent curse . Now you will be trapped in wolf form . You 're trespassing . This whole area is now property of kingmaker land development . My team and I are animal control . Hayley ! Hayley ! Hayley ! Jackson : Where is she ? Where the hell is Hayley ? [Hayley_screaming] Davina , let me out of here right now , or I swear I will kill you . You can try , or we could have a polite conversation . You magically @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my daughter . Do not talk to me about polite . I drew you here to help you . Elijah asked you months ago to break the curse , and you said no . The regent of witches ca n't be seen doing favors for the Mikaelsons , but maybe we can help each other . Look . I have access to the witch ancestors . I can channel the power of the one who created the spell used to curse you . You can be free , Hayley . Under your terms , I 'm guessing . Spill . There 's a witch in the ninth ward who hates that I 'm regent . She tried to kill me . If I retaliate , I 'm starting a civil war , and I do n't want to do that . Fine . Just tell me who you want dead . ugh . [Grunts] Ergh ! Unh . Take my blood . I 'm good . We need to find Hayley . There 's still no sign of her . I 've seen the bodies . Hunters set up traps @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gunfire . Any wolf that was n't taken out scattered . Elijah , how many bodies ? A trap would n't hold Hayley after she turned back . Nothing would stop her from seeing that little girl . Something 's wrong . Where are you going ? I 'm taking my niece home . Then I 'll continue the search . You stay here , you tend to your dead . No , no . Look . I got 5 hours until I 'm a wolf again . Elijah , she 's my wife . [Dance_music_playing] Need a break from family drama ? Thank you . You see , I 've been trying to get my brothers to mend fences , but Elijah remains bitter , and Klaus remains obstinate , thus tequila ! Thing is , it 's almost midnight . Well , I 'm not wearing glass slippers . Do you have to turn the best club in town into your personal blood bank ? We feed on tourists , compel them to forget , locals turn a blind eye . That 's how Nola works , has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to become an appetizer ... - I 'll pass . - Good . This one 's coming with me . [Music_playing] Woman : ? I 'm gon na lose my faith ? ? I 'm gon na burn it out ? ? I 'm talking to myself ? ? The walls are coming down ? ? And every breath that I take ? ? Feels like the last , and I 'm tired ? ? Every time it 's a shot in the dark ? ? And I do n't know why ? ? I 'm feeling brave tonight ? ? I never won , I do n't know why ... ? Lucien : Listen to the advice of your superiors , then do better . Study the weaknesses of those who outrank you and eliminate them from your own experience . Authority is meant to be challenged . Great achievers refuse to stand in shadows . [Applause] ? I kept it to myself ? ? I learned to turn it down ? ? And I 've been living with the memory ... ? I need you to delete that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ detective . How about a little decency ? That kid 's got a family . I 'm not instagramming it . I 'm with the " sentinel . " Would you care to comment on all the rumors ... Behind the tape , please . Sirens , @radio_chatter ? I never won , I do n't know why ? ? I never won , I do n't know why ? ? Whoa ? I thought I smelled swamp . What 'd you do with Hayley ? Tell me what you know . Has Jackson misplaced his bride ? Come to think about it , I did read that global warming has disrupted migration patterns . Try Georgia . I just left the bodies of people I care about to rot in the woods because you left them defenseless against poachers sent by kingmaker land development . That ring a bell ? Yeah . The CEO is Lucien Castle . Elijah tells me that you two go way back . So I will ask you once again ... What do you know ? As it happens , I just came back @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You can find him in the penthouse of the gawdy new construction on canal , and while you two are catching up , be sure to ask him about the prophetic vision he show me of our family 's spectacular downfall . You could use a good laugh . Stay here . Niklaus and I will deal with this . Actually , as long as Hayley is prowling about on two legs and unaccounted for , I am staying with my daughter , and should I discover that this is yet another cockeyed scheme for Hayley and you to abscond with her ... The paltry remains of your beloved wolf pack will be sniffing at your entrails come morning . This does n't frighten you , brother , but one day , your daughter will know exactly the kind of man that her father is . If anything should happen to Hayley , you mark my words , no one will have to take hope from you . She will without question leave you of her own accord . You 're completely cloth . No magic will be able to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . She runs the Caf ? Chim Lac in the Lower Ninth Ward . She 'll be there before done . As long as the candle burns , your curse wo n't be active . And when a strong wind comes along ? My magic will protect the flame . Of course , you 'll have to work with me . - Err . - Unh ! I 'm doing this for my pack . If I turn into a wolf tonight before seeing my daughter , I will come for you , Davina , and I will tear you apart . When the sun comes up tomorrow and you 're still you , you 'll owe me an apology . Heh . Unh ! You have two hours . Get it done . Klaus : Freya , I 'm aware that 21st century technology remains a mystery to you , but when you see my name pop up on your phone , you answer it . Come home immediately . Mere hours after you lecture me about boundaries , and here you are at my house in the middle @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You appeared through the window like a creeper . Besides , this is a matter of life and death . Oh , how novel . Call it a hunch , but I think your friend Lucien is torturing and killing humans in the quarter . There have been two victims so far , but I 've constructed a psychological profile of the killer , and I do n't think it 's going to end there . Lucien would never be so sloppy . Although I admit there is a familiar method to this particular madness . You want to prove to me you 're turning over a new leaf ? Make sure this latest victim is the last one . Heh . Are you suggesting I prove my redeemability by killing my oldest friend ? Such irony . Look . Nola pd ca n't take down a thousand-year-old psycho with vampire powers , but you can . You 're the smartest and the strongest and the scariest , so make him stop . [Biting_sounds] [Sighs] [Doorbell_rings] Elijah , what a glorious pleasure . I do apologize for the hour @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ long been nostalgic for the days when vampires conducted business in the dark . It 's a boundary spell . No vampire from another sire line can enter without an invitation ... Ahem ... given the circumstances , you know . Lucien , I did n't come here to chinwag . Your little corporation has been butchering wolves in the Bayou Lafourche . It 's population control . There 's viable land out there , viable , that is , once the sudden influx of mangy wildlife has been eliminated . I take it you are alluding to the Crescent pack . Hayley Kenner , one of the alphas , is missing . The , uh , hybrid Nik knocked up ? Heh . Surprised by your concern , Elijah . When your family left her to prowl the woods all these months , I just figured the tramp was persona non grata , fair game . Unh ! [Gagging] Huhhh ! Aah ! Aah ! [Growls] Now he asked you what your hunters did to my wife . Answers now . Err . I 'll have them inspect the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is short . You go to the compound , fetch the chains from the carriage room . My darling Lucien , I 'm quite happy to stand here and watch you die , or you can invite me in . The choice is yours . [Indistinct_chatter] Aah ! Ohh ! Hey . Hey . It 's just me . Maybe not the best time to be sneaking up on people . Oh , sorry . It 's been a long night . I saw you walking in . Thought you might not mind pouring me a drink . Nightcap ? You 'll find bourbon on basically every horizontal surface . Or we could skip to the fun part . Freya ! It is about time you brought a gentleman home to meet the family . I 'm Freya 's brother , and you are ? No . Do n't tell me . Let me guess ... Brad , Chad , Brody ? Let 's go with Brody . What are your intentions for my sister ? Shall we discuss a dowry ? Bro , what the ... Leave now . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his story . Not 3 months ago , you utterly despised me . Now you 're playing protective brother . I 'm sure you 're quite capable of protecting yourself from the scourge of fraternity row . I need you to perform a locator spell . Hayley 's missing . You 're worried about her . I prefer to know the whereabouts of my enemies . Besides , Hayley has a history of taking what 's mine . No . You 're afraid she 's truly lost . I 'll need the best connection to Hayley . You 'll have to wake hope . So any progress on the killer 's profile ? Listen . I know Vincent said that I could help , but you should probably consult someone with a little more experience . Yeah . True . I 've seen you around town before with Klaus Mikaelson , a mysterious philanthropist/artist with no past on record . Is he a friend or a patient ? You know , I think we should call it . Cami . I 'm not allowed to discuss my clients . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a church full of seminary students , so my name must be familiar to the local pd . It is . But after Vincent brought you around , I did further research . For example , your uncle Kieran 's death last year , that autopsy report was just full of plot holes . He had a heart attack . Perfectly rational explanation . There 's always a perfectly rational explanation . Your family has a whole century of strange deaths , unexplainable behavior , grave robberies , beheadings , missing persons , police reports with entire sections blacked out . Whenever there 's a problem in the quarter , there 's an O'Connell either causing it or cleaning it up . Are you accusing me of something ? No . I just think your whole good catholic family thing is a cover . I just have n't figured out what you 're covering yet , but I will . [Whispering_chant] [Whispering_chant] [Gasps] I ca n't find her . There 's ... nothing . It 's like she does n't exist , or sh ... Or she 's dead . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to find her . No . No . Please . Please . You need to listen to me . Please . [Bones_crack] [Panting] [Crying] Oh ! Ohh ! Oh , Klaus , the chains . Please . I know you do n't want to help me , but Hayley can be used against Klaus . She 's the only one that he truly fears . [Bones_crack] [Grunting] Ohh ! Freya , please ! Please do the spell again ! I ca n't go a month with ... agh ! Unh ! Davina : Please , please . I need you to listen to me . Agh ! Ohh . It stopped . Aah ! Aah ! [Neck_snaps] Aah ! [Groaning] [Screaming] My contacts will get back to me if they have any information about a wolf matching your description . You 're going to need Niklaus ' blood for that wound . Just FYI . I 'm sure he 'll respond favorably once the mother of his child has been ... Recovered . Oh , feel free to have a drink . She 's not dead , just mouthy . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ counterfeit camaraderie . So you say that you 're in conflict with those of my sire line . Am I to assume that the lord Tristan Du Martel is up to his usual tricks ? This is no quarrel , Elijah . We are on the brink of war . Tristan knows that if he kills Klaus he will eliminate all his enemies . And so wait . By this logic , am I to assume that I am your ultimate target ? If I kill you , then I trade all of the money , the women , the jets all for an eternity on the run from Nik and Rebekah . Leave this city . No one needs your protection . The white oak was destroyed . We can not be killed . You 're wrong . Talk to Nik . He 's seen the prophecies . Visions of darkness surround your family . You are not immune to death , Elijah , and you do n't seem particularly fazed . Well , I 'm no stranger to death , young Lucien . Or third-rate prophecies , for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . After all , you 've abandoned your eternal effort to save Nik 's soul . What 's left for the legendary Elijah Mikaelson without that single motivation ? We got a problem . Marcel : 11 bodies , a lot of pissed off loved ones . They thought it was a vampire thing , but all my guys were accounted for at the abattoir last night . Where 's my mom ? Where is she ? Oh , no ! No , no ! [Sobbing] Shh . I taught you better than to leave your leftovers in the streets , my streets . You 'll have to elaborate , mate . Two bodies were found sporting rather memorable lacerations . Are you exorcising your demons by carving up the innocents of New Orleans . Ha ha ! Your family 's full of unfounded accusations today , and if I was the culprit , why would you care ? We used to make fantastic messes together . There is a delicate balance in this city . There are rules . Ahh . And people you care about . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Speaking of weaknesses , there is a wolf chained to my wall who claims he took a chunk out of your arm . Come see me . I 'll give you my blood in exchange for your word that these killings will stop . I 'm afraid your family dog missed the mark friend . Barely a scratch . No venom reached the skin . You listen carefully , friend . My city has enjoyed months of relative peace . If that peace is any way disrupted , the next gruesome murder will be yours . Heh . Now there 's the Klaus I know . [Beep] Can I get you some water or something ? Let me out . It 's dawn . I have n't turned back yet . It does n't make any sense . I need to find Hayley . I can feel the curse in your blood . Something 's restraining it , but you could transition at any moment . Where the hell is that bastard ? Versailles witches , this is an unbearable tragedy . In the wake of such sorrow , please @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ancestors . Whoever did this was strong and , for all we know , might return . If you follow my rules , I promise to keep you safe . Nothing like this will ever happen to you . Not again . Hayley , what happened ? Klaus : Hayley . Come to apologize for all your transgressions ? Do you have any idea what you have taken from me ? Aah ! The very thing you sought to take from me ... The chance to raise our daughter . Your punishment fits your crime . Your family was ruining her life . My family saved her life while you were off playing hide-and-seek in the forest ! Unh ! Unh ! Aah ! God . Let me go . He 'll kill her ! He 'll kill you ! There 's a very short list of people who 've tried to take hope away from me , and you 're the only one left breathing . Are you that delusional , Klaus ? You cursed all of us , every wolf that I fought for , everyone that stood @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ away from their families . Yes , yes . Your precious pack , that family you chose over us , and in doing so , you chose over hope . Is that what you were planning on telling her when she got older and asked for me , that I abandoned her ? My parents left me ! Yours turned their backs on you ! Look at us now , Klaus ! Aah ! Niklaus ! She deserves something better than what we had , and all I have ever wanted for her is something better ! Fight back ! Fight back ! Ohh . She 's walking . When did she start walking ? I missed it . I missed everything . [Hope_crying] Hayley . What happened ? Is the curse broken ? I 'll explain later . We 're safe for now . Klaus : Good for you . I 'll have your bedroom made up . The only way that I will stay under your roof is if I 'm in a coffin . If you think I will allow hope out of my protection for a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Klaus . Welcome to a 21st century custody battle . Moms win them now . Elijah : If I may . The apartments across the street have recently been renovated . I might pay a visit to the management . The fact that hope will never be out of earshot should assuage your incessant paranoia . So we are to listen as my daughter is raised by savages ? Because everyone here is so damn civilized ? Brother , you created the problem . This might well be the solution . Put the place in Jackson 's name . Klaus wo n't be invited in . You 're gon na need to take care of those bodies discreetly . I know . Keep everything covered up , keep it out of the papers . Davina . Tell me you did n't do this . You 're the one who told me I had to use a sign of force . Against the one who went after you . I did not suggest a massacre . Are you really gon na lecture me about dead witches ? This is New Orleans @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ happens . I learned that from you . Guess who I learned it from . You 're not gon na get the better of Klaus by becoming him . All right ? You need a break . Get out , live a little , have some fun . Vincent should have never gotten you into this . You 're too young to have that kind of blood on your hands . I 'm a french quarter witch . I was born with blood on my hands ! And you 're not supposed to be in the cemetery , Marcel . Aah ! [Growling] [Knocks_on_door] Are you ok ? I 'm fine . Come in . Jackson 's gathering the pack to tell them to go back to their families , what 's left of them . Ahem . You should be quite comfortable . Thank you for this . You know , there was a moment at the bonfire last year when I thought we would be ok , that hope could be raised by a real family . For the first time , I was happy . I hate @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to you . I recovered them after you turned . I thought only of you . Every day , I fought for your return , and ... Searching for a way . You were not forgotten . Those remains used to be my mom . I 'm so sorry . Spare me . She went after you . We had our differences , but ... Look . I 'm gon na find out how this happened , and I 'm gon na expose you . Then you 'll be shunned , unable to practice , exiled from the city . Basically ... I 'm gon na erase you . Ahem . Oh . Come on in . The woodbine sessions : ? walking shadows ? ? Tracing silhouettes ? Not quite as luxurious as the airstream , but ... Eh , we 'll make it a good home , Hayley . Hope will be surrounded by people who love her . She 'll be happy , you 'll be happy . ? Snapped beneath my step ? ? I 'm still walking out ... ? Ohh . ? In thin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Will I go far ? ? Um ... ? However I go , oh , I know ? These were found in the junkyard . ? I go on ? Huh . ? I go on ? ? I go on ? ? I go on ? ? I go on ? Well , you saved us again . Mmm . For now . Davina 's not gon na let us forget she 's the reason why we 're here . Our freedom comes with a price . Everything does in this town , but the worst is over , and so just for today , why do n't you let me take care of you for a change , huh ? Ok . Just this once . ? I go on ? ? I go on ? ? I go on ? ? Standing in the shadows ? ? I go on ? ? I go on ? ? I go on ? ? Standing in the shadows ? Staking out my apartment now . Something else you want to steal ? All the interesting stuff was password protected @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in for kicks . You 're not an amateur . I finished up the end of that video you were watching . Lucien Castle . Highly motivating . Feeling like my best self already . So he fits the profile , right ? What , narcissistic personality disorder ? I should report you . You definitely should , yet you have n't because you know I was right about your family . You 're not a suspect , Cami . I 'm actually looking out for you . I think you 're mixed up in something much bigger than you realize . Trust me . I realize . Woman on radio : Possible serial killer in the quarter . Wait . Turn up your radio . Man on radio : While police refuse to release information , sources allege that a manhunt is on for a possible serial killer . Two violently mutilated bodies entirely drained of blood have been recovered . How the hell did they know about the blood ? Hmm . You 're welcome for the tip . [Sighs] I suppose I was misguided to believe Hayley @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , delusional , refreshingly optimistic . You 're new . What is it ? I received some unsettling information . From Lucien Castle . I do n't trust the source , but I ... trust you . If you fed on this prophetic witch , her blood is still in your system . If there 's a weapon that can kill you , we need to know . [Chanting] Freya ? Stop ! [Gasps] It 's true . You have a terrible shadow over you . Rebekah , too . If this prophecy is fulfilled , you will all fall . One by friend , one by foe , and one ... By family . [Swords_clanging] You 're distracted . My time with you is limited , Tristan . I 'm thinking only of you , sister . I 'm told there was an incident here yesterday . Well , as I recall , I was awaiting your visit when I received a letter informing me that you were unavailable . Can you imagine my dismay ? I had so hoped you would handle it better . I get better @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wo n't be long now . " Well , it 's time . I 'm fine . Let me out ! You know I ca n't do that while you 're in this state . I will miss you , though , my sweet Aurora . Miss me ? You 're leaving ? No . No ! Why ? Aah ! Tristan , no . No , please . - Shh . - Please . - I 'll be better . - Shh . Please take me with you . - Shh . - Take me with you . Shh . It 's all right . It 's all right . Tristan , please . Increase her dosage while I 'm gone . She may be a danger to others , to herself . Tell her I 'll be back soon , and I 'll bring her a gift , a lovely little souvenir ... From New Orleans .

@@5240441 All right , Donna put your chair here . I wan na get Steven 's attention , and with you next to me I 'll look like a tiny porcelain doll . Y'know Jackie , some people actually find me to be of normal height . Sure if they 're green and jolly . - I ca n't take it . Watching Donna lie out , knowing she 's gon na go to college and I have to stay here , She 's so , so ... Juicy . My Juicy . Well I 'm not gon na stay here locked in the house just cause Jackie looks ... ridiculously hot in that bathing suit . - Later Forman . - Bye bye juicy . Ladies . Ladies bodies . I wish someone would rub lotion on my shoulders . Think they 're getting a little red . Yeah , you should be careful . Looks like you 're starting to scab . Oh , that 's a burn about a burn . That 's a second degree burn ! Y'know Jackie , I think maybe Hyde 's moved on . No , no , no . You do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like the bottle , you need a twelve step program to break my spell . Okay ladies . All these sound waves are interfering with my sunrays . Let 's tan . Alright , I 'm gon na need you to lotion me up , darling , but only rub where you can see . No roaming ! Hey , Mom , Dad , I have something I wan na tell you . I 've decided not to move away . - What ? I 'm gon na stay and put off college for just a little while or at least until you 're well enough to go back to work . - My baby , my baby , my baby . Mom okay , this is actually kind of embarrassing . You 're actually really hurting me , yeah . You mean I 've been waiting eighteen years for you to get your butt out of this house , and now you 're staying ? I signed over my pay check to you . I want you to go buy yourself something pretty . Or I do n't know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it would n't kill you to thank him . - It might I just had a heart attack . Speaking of which , I just found this in the garbage . Why would you throw away the list of all the food the doctor said we could n't have in the house ? Kitty did you look at that list ? If I had known what I was coming home to after my heart attack , I would 've walked straight into that bright light and never looked back . Oh come on , it ca n't be that bad . I 'll do it with you . Cause what 's good for the goose , is good for the gander . Actually , Mom , Dad 's the gander . The male goose . So it would be what 's good for the gander is good for the goose . Let 's take a gander at what you 're giving up with the gander . That 's how you do that . Potato chips , other salty snacks . Good advice , that doctor obviously knows what he 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Gone , makes a lot of sense . Alcoholic beverages . - Okay , that doctor 's a quack . God , it 's gon na be so hard going off to college without you . But we 'll see each other on the weekends right ? Well you say that now , but then there 's that weekend when you call home and say you have to study but I here Moose , the place kicker in the background , asking if you want another shot of tequila . Eric , that would never happen . I would never date a place kicker , it 's Quarterback or nothing for me . The more I think about leaving you , the sadder I get . And the sadder I get , the more I wan na be with you . Right now . - Now ? Well yeah , I ... Whoa , alright this is great , it 'll be like completely spontaneous , like I just ... Why are you talking ? - I 'm sorry , I ... So it turns out that going away @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's like these chips , they say now even crunchier , and you 're thinking , oh man there is no way , but then you take a bite and it is crunchier . Dude if something 's crunchy , you should really have that looked at . There 's no time my friend , I have a distraught neighbour girl to attend to . Dry your eyes baby , the lovin 's on its way ! Toe ring . - Oh , Fez you like ? Yeah , got a toe ring . - On the little piggy that went to the market . Steven what do you think ? - Ca n't resist toe ring . Whatever . I have all sorts of things now that I did n't have when we were going out . Toe ring , tan lines , a tattoo . - You do n't have a tattoo , you 're bluffing . Do you have a tattoo ? Well we 're not going out , so I guess you 'll never know . I think I 'm gon na stop wearing them all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you love her , man . " Oh , baby , I love you so much . " Were you doing Jackie ? - Yes , yes . Why am I even thinking about her ? Man , she 's like Tahiti . It 's warm and it 's beautiful and you wan na go there , but when you do you get bit by a mosquito and you get malaria and you 're sick for the rest of your life . She 's obviously not over you either . She 's practically putting on a show to get your attention . Just imagine it . I love to dance . Okay the doctor wins . Eric and I boxed up all the liquor . Man , look at all this , it 's like Dean Martin exploded . There were bottles in the liquor cabinet , the dining room hutch , my Mom 's nightstand . Oh no , no , that 's for polishing furniture . - Mom , there 's lipstick on it . It 's just your luck Forman . You 're about to turn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the house to steal . I mean avoid . Do homework next to . Pray near . Come on ! Yeah , it 's gon na be pretty boring around here . You know what you should do ? Go to college . Mom would it be too much to ask for Dad to be grateful that I 'm staying ? Honey , we 're all going through hard times . You 're giving up your future , I 'm giving up my Schnapps . Let 's not compare our pain . Hey , sorry I 'm late . Donna was really upset about leaving , so I had to comfort her in a bedular way . It turns out if I get her sad , she gives it away like goldfish at a freakin ' carnival . Eric , I think you may have found a secret open sesame to sex . Make the lady cry . Perhaps I should try that with my wife . " Laurie here 's a dead cat , now do me . " A little history Fez , I think Laurie has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Laurie " . That usually does it . Actually I only ever got as far as ' Hi ' . Fez , I did it with your wife ! God I have so much power over Donna now , it 's like I know how Obi-Wan Kenobi feels . " These are n't the droidsyou 're looking for . " Man , I wish I could do it with Donna in a land speeder on . That would be so awesome . Hey , Steven , check out my new super sexy tattoo . Hard to keep your hands off , huh ? Steven ! Sorry , here 's your tattoo back . I 'll take that . - Steven , why are you being so difficult ? Jackie , no amount of tattoos or toe rings , are gon na fix the fact that you have a lot to apologise for . You 're the one who should apologise . - Then I guess we 're not getting back together . I guess we 're not . Oh , and by the way , you do n't deserve @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one , I 'd show it to Fez before I 'd ever show it to you . I hope she gets it on her hienie . Jackie , it really bugs me that you and Hyde are n't back together , so as the man who used to pleasure you endlessly , I feel it is my obligation to step in and fix this , cause when I 'm a cop I 'm gon na have to deal with domestic cases like this all the time . And the good news is , he 'll have guns . Yeah , this is gon na be a piece of cake . Y'know they should have put me in charge of Vietnam , I would have had those people making out in a week . Wow , Donna , that might be the last time you 'll ever get to see Kelso make an even bigger mess of a problem . Yeah I 'm gon na miss that . And I 'm gon na miss you . - Well I 'm not gon na miss you two slobbering all over each other @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And that might be the last time that Jackie ever makes fun of us , fat girls , and meat . Yeah ... What ? - Nothing , it just could be the last time that you and I stand beside the Vista Cruiser . I just waxed her she 's all slippy slidy . Donna this might be the last time I bring you your toothbrush . That 's not my toothbrush . Might be the last time ... I bring you the wrong toothbrush . Hello , darling . I see you are washing your unmentionables . Yeah , do you know what gets out grass stains and Kailua ? Anyways ... I was thinking how sad you must be considering the mess you made of your life . With all that sadness , do you not also get needy ? Y'know , I sorta do . - Ali Baba , the treasure is mine ! I 'm gon na go see if Carlos is home . That Carlos is one lucky SOB to have a wife like mine . Look , Hyde , I know you do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but there 's got ta some things that you did , that you wish you had n't done . Like that time that you told me to eat that stuff , and I did n't know what it was , and then you licked your lips , and you rubbed you stomach and you were like ' Mmm it 's really good Kelso ' and then I ate it and then I wished I had n't of done that . Yeah , well , maybe with Jackie I was sort of impetuous and maybe a little rash . Now see , that 's something that Jackie ought a know . Hyde say 's that he was sort of infectious and he has a rash . What ? - I 'm just telling you what he said . All right , look , Michael , Steven 's the one who messed up the relationship . He thought you and I were together but he was just wrong . He fabricated the whole mess . - Well somebody ought to make that clear . Jackie wants you to know that there was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . That ca n't be what she said . - It 's word for word , man . Kelso , would you get outta here ? - What , I 'm helping . You 're making me wan na kick your ass . That better be the rash talking . Busted , mister . - You 're like a damn cat . I 'm gon na make you wear a bell . Bad health in a can , that 's what that is . The doctor said he wants nothing like that around here , and I agree . All it takes is a little bit of will power , Red . Even though you used to do something without thinking , you just have to grab a hold of those thoughts . Can I get you a refill there ? Well there 's a lesson for you . You 're welcome . Oh hey , listen , son . It means a lot to your mother , you staying here and helping out the family . And as for me I ... There . Doctor said I should write @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ This is a list of yard work . Yeah , the lawn thanks you for all that mowing you 're gon na do . You 're welcome , Dad . - Yeah , well . All right , we 're both men here . Oh , God . - What 's wrong ? Nothing it 's just this could be the last time that ... you and I watch Gilligan get hit on the head by the Skipper . Eric , the more we talk about me going away , the sadder you get . And being with you so much lately has been great , but afterwards ... well you always used to look a little bit ashamed and I mean now you just seem depressed . Oh no , no , I 'm not depressed , Donna , you are depressed . Okay , let 's do this . All this last time stuff , have you been saying that just for sex ? What ? Have I ... what ? This is not the one you 're angry with . You 're disgusting . That might be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me to have sex with you . Y'know Fez , this whole thing with Hyde and Jackie is stupid . They both wan na be together , and they would in a second f they just thought that other one had said I 'm sorry . Eureka , Fez , Eureka ! I 'm one step ahead of you my friend . - Yeah I 'll just lie to both of them , and tell them the other one said I 'm sorry . - I thought we were going to pan for gold . Okay , here we go , let 's make up . All right , look , Steven , I heard what you said . Yeah , I heard what ... wait a minute , you heard what I said ? Yeah , Michael told me , and just so you know I 'm sorry too . Too ? No , you 're not sorry too , you 're sorry one , I 'm sorry too . Wait , what , no Michael said that ... - Yeah , he said that ... I did my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yourselves . So nothing 's changed then ? - Guess no . Forget this . - Okay , enough . Look , you guys , who cares who apologised first ? Jackie obviously wants to be with you , and you 're here which means that you wan na be with her and I do n't blame you , cause with that rash you ai n't got a whole lotta choices . All right , look , Steven , do you wan na be with me ? No , no a shrug 's not gon na cut it . Steven , I need you to say something . All right , look , I 'll even go first . Steven I wan na be with you . And you ... I ... Can you hang on a second ? Would you get outta here ? If you want me to leave , all you have to do is say please . - Fine , please . That 's better . Jackie , I do wan na be with you . Because you love ... - Do n't push it . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What ? Me , beer ? Kitty threw away all my beer , the Packers are down by 11 , you 're 18 , I know you have beer , so where 's your beer ? I do n't want used beer . Well , I might have a couple of fresh ones in the shower . Yeah , I 'm running

@@5240941 Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience . Afternoon , everyone . Woody , may I have a beer , please ? Oh , just a second , Dr . Crane . I 'm finishing up this article in Newsweek on genetic coding . Do you understand it , Woody ? No . Thank God I 'm almost finished . It says here in Scientific American they 've isolated the gene that causes arthritis . What have you got there , Sam ? Ad for hair conditioner . It says it makes your scalp all tingly . Oh , I 'm , I 'm glad to see that you 're all making an effort to keep yourselves informed . Yeah , once a week or so , we do try to keep ourselves up on current events . Okay , gentlemen , toss ' em in . I got a route to finish . ( @theme_song_begins ) ? Making your way in the world today ? ? Takes everything you 've got ? ? Taking a break from all your worries ? ? Sure would help a lot ? Would n't you like to get away ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your name ? ? And they 're always glad you came ? ? You wan na be where you can see ? ? Our troubles are all the same ? ? You wan na be where everybody knows your name ? ? You wan na go where people know ? ? People are all the same ? You wan na go where everybody knows your name . ? ? I hear singing ? And there 's no one there ? ? I smell blossoms ? ? But the trees are bare ? ? All day long ? I seem to walk on air ? I wonder why ... Lilith , Lilith , please get him off the damned karaoke machine . Okay ? He 's been on there for three days . Just make him stop . Yeah , y-you know him better than anybody else . There 's got to be something you can do . I can only think of one thing , but it 's pretty drastic . Anything . ? I wonder why ? I wonder why ... ? You do n't need analyzing ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ strange but nice ... ? Look who thinks she 's Eydie Gorm ? . Eh ... you know , she 's got a nice set of pipes for a shrink , huh ? Beautiful . ? ... just what 's the matter ... ? Hey , guys , listen up for a second , will you ? Fellas ? Hey , Lilith ! ( whistling ) : Lilith ! Lilith , cut it , please . ? ... on my shoulder . Sam , what 's going on ? I was enjoying that . I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry . Always leave them wanting more . Guys , listen up for a second . Will you , please ? Uh , when Rebecca comes in , she 's , uh , probably not going to be feeling too good , so just take it easy on her . All right ? What 's the problem , Sam ? Well , she called off the whole wedding . Get out . SAM : No , it 's true . I went over there last night . I tell you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ clear about one thing : she does not love the guy and there 's no way she 's going to marry him . Good morning , everyone ! Jonathan , thank God you 're here . I 'm in such a rush . Now , I do n't have any time for those curlers , so you 're going to have to do your trick with the blow-dryer . Yeah , Sam , she 's in agony . Ordinarily , Sam , people do n't deal with depression by putting on a wedding dress and acting giddy . Except maybe Clavin . Men do n't get giddy . Yeah , right , nice . This is crazy . I got to go find out what 's happened . Way back on my head or up forward like this , whichever way we decide . Hi , Sam . What are you doing ? I know , I know . I said that I would never have a traditional wedding , but , you know , deep down inside , does n't every girl want to get married in white ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What stuff ? I was n't even here last night . I know you were n't here last night . You were at your apartment . I was there with you . Remember ? Oh , do n't be silly , Sam . I would n't let anybody in that apartment . It 's a mess . Oh , my God , she does n't ... you do n't remember , do you ? Excuse us . We 're working here . Dear , I 'll need an extension cord for the dryer . Oh , sure . Hey , yo , pal . Listen , I do n't care what you 're doing here . Th-This happens to be the most important thing that ... You use this gel ? I tried this . It just dries my hair out . Are you touching it during the critical drying stage ? What do you think I am , a rookie ? You guys , I have my new wedding dress and now all I need is something old , something borrowed , and something blue . How about Norm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Uh , Rebecca , I 'm probably way out of line here , but , uh ... I want you to know what a great honor it would be for me to sing at your wedding . Okay . Really ? Cool ! Jonathan , I found the extension cord . We 'll have to finish down at City Hall . SAM : Honey , now , wait a minute . We were in your apartment together . Do n't you remember ? You came on to me . You said that you could n't possibly marry Robin because in your entire life you never had anyone as exciting as me . My ! Someone 's full of himself on my wedding day . Well , Sam , do n't just stand there . Yeah , you 're right ; I got to find something to jog her memory . No , no , you got to help me get this machine in the car . I 've got a gig . Test , testing . One , two . A-one , two , three , four . ? Chong-ka-ka-chong- @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hello , Doc . Yeah , boy , City Hall - - the civil servant 's home away from home . Yeah , you know , whenever the job gets me down , Norm , I just come around here and roam the halls . Hey , pal , I thought we told you never to come back here . How many times we got to throw you out ? Look , I-I 'm with the wedding . Is that true , sir ? Uh , yes , yeah , yeah , it is ... but , uh , stick around . ( panting ) : Oh , great , I 'm not too late . Where 's Rebecca ? She 's in there . What 's all this junk ? Oh , this is , uh , just some of her stuff . I broke into her apartment . And you passed up her stereo equipment for this ? Stay a bartender , Sam . No , no , no . No , I 'm just hoping when she sees this - - you know , smells the pizza @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about last night . Hey ... honey , Rebecca ? Hi . Sam , is n't that mine ? Yeah , you bet it is . Here , open the pizza box . Look at that , huh ? Some pizza with Canadian bacon and pineapple and ... look at your robe here with Canadian bacon and pineapple . Huh ? Now , does this all remind you of something ? ( gasping ) : Oh , God , oh , God , I just remembered ! Oh , yes ! Oh , God , thank you ! Th ... I thought I was going crazy . Yes , I remembered I left my garter in my car . Would you get it for me , please ? Well , sure , but ... ( blubbering ) I do n't know why people get so nutty during weddings . Hey , compared to some cultures , we got it easy . Take the Wanobis in Central Africa . Now , there 's a ceremony . See , they get the lovebirds and smear them with a mixture of honey and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Uh , this man 's bothering me . We 're talking ... Why do n't you come with me , pal ? We 're going to that little room downstairs ? Yes , yes . Hey , Rebecca , this is ... wow , nice hair . I brought you some samples I had in the car . Oh , yeah , thanks . Give us a yoo-hoo if you like them . Honey . Honey ... Sam , where 's my garter ? Oh , I sent Woody after it . Listen , sweetheart , we 've been friends for a long time , right ? Right . I hope you understand that what I 'm doing , I 'm doing for you . I 'm doing it out of our , our friendship over the last four years . I 'm doing it because I care . Okay , Sam , go ahead . Snap out of it , will you ? ! Let the fog lift here ! You said that you did n't love the guy ! What the hell are you doing ? ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't find your garter in your car , but I did find these jumper cables . Woody , what am I going to do with these ? Well , they may not look so great , but they , they 'll probably hold up your stockings . Of course , they might leave a mark . Great , and what am I supposed to do after the ceremony ? Throw a tire iron to the bridesmaids ? All right , I 'll be right back . SAM : Oh , hell , I give up . You know , do what you want . Marry Robin . I hope you 'll be very happy , waking up every morning to ... ( imitatingRobin ) : ... " Good morning , Rebecca . " Good morning , Rebecca . ( chuckles ) Darling , I know it 's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding , but , well , I 've , uh , lost my fortune ; I 've been to prison . What more could happen to me ? You know , I ca n't keep @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ day we first made love and I surprised you by flying in Bill Medley of the Righteous Brothers to sing for you ? Of course I do . That was a wonderful present , Robin . Well , I thought it would be sweet if , uh , I could find some way to relive that memory on our wedding day , and now that I 'm finally unchained ... ? Oh ... my love ( gasping ) ? My darlin ' ? ? I 've hungered for your touch ... ? My God ! It 's the other Righteous Brother ! Bobby Hatfield . Oh , no , no , to me he 'll always be the other Righteous Brother . ? ... so slowly ... I 'm , uh , ready to start . ? And time ... Who 's this bozo ? I 'm Bobby Hatfield . Yes , Robin gave him to me as a present . He 's going to sing at my wedding . Is n't that wonderful ? Oh . So he 's in and I 'm out ? Well , fine . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just get you a set of steak knives . So you can cut out my heart again . Young man , would you make sure everyone gets seated ? Oh , yes , Father . I 'm not a priest . I 'm a government official . Oh . I 'm sorry , Your Honor . No , son , that would be a judge . I 'm a Justice of the Peace . Well , then , what should I call you ? You can call me Ed . Well , it looks like I ... I wo n't be singing after all . But Rebecca has graciously invited me to push the buttons for Mr . Bobby Hatfield . Let 's see . What number is " Unchained Melody ? " U-14 . Yes , master . ( " UnchainedMelody " plays ) ? Oh , my love ? My darling That 's a lovely song . ? I hunger That 's because we 're close to the speaker . ? For your touch ... Every time I hear that song , it reminds me of the first @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do make you remember things , right ? Oh , most definitely . Music is perhaps one of the most evocative of the associative stimuli . ? And I ... Some fascinating data-gathering was done in 1957 in Brussels , when the ... ? So slowly ... They always leave when I get to the interesting part . ? And time ... ( **25;9168;TOOLONG " We'veGotToni ... ) It 's okay . It 's her other favorite song . ? We 've got tonight ... ? She sang it to me just last night . BOBBY : ? Who needs tomorrow ? ? Let 's make it last , babe ? ? Let 's find a way ? I know I 've heard this song before . ? Turn out the lights I just ca n't remember when . ? Come on and hold my hand It seems like it was ... ? We got tonight , honey Oh , God ! ? Why do n't you stay ? ? ? Why do n't you stay ? ? ? Turn out the light ... Rebecca , this is insanity ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with the ceremony ? We 're on a very tight schedule here . I have fishing licenses to pass out . Uh , well , there 's got to be another key someplace , Ed . Second floor . Security . Oh . You know , I just do n't understand this . She 's always seemed so stable before . Did you two ever really talk ? Hey , guy , what 's , uh ... what 's going on ? Did I miss much ? Uh , no , not much . Looks like the wedding might be off . What are you talking about ? After I spent all that time tying tin cans to the back of Robin 's car and spraying it with shaving cream , tying toilet paper to it ? Robin does n't have a car . Oh . It just irritates me . I mean , I was all ready to sing at this wedding , and then you walk in the door . Well , naturally , you 're the better singer . You 're a professional . Well , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ psychiatrist than you are . Really ? Uh , how long have you felt this way ? Then again , I could be wrong . Boy , I could sure go for a taste of this cake . We really do n't need this congratulations anymore . No . Not if they 're not getting married . Hey . Wow , we 've really kind of made a mess of this top part here . CARLA : Yeah . Yeah . Yeah , well , we 'll just take out the whole layer . Okay . CARLA : Yeah ! Are you ready to go on with the ceremony ? No . Not yet . I need to work a few things out . I-I need somebody to talk to . Anybody . I-I ... I really need some help ! ( @crowd_murmuring ) REBECCA : Not Paul ! I ca n't help somebody who does n't want to be helped . You okay , honey ? No . I need time to think . I have to talk to somebody about this . I-I need to talk to somebody @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is . Did you try talking to Paul ? ( scoffs ) No , I did not talk to Paul ! Well , he 's always helped me . He 's got a super outlook on life . You know , when I heard that song starting to play , suddenly , it all came back to me . Everything that I said last night . Oh ! Oh , God , Sam ! Why is this happening to me ? ! Because you do n't love him . I know . I did love him . Well , m-maybe you loved him when he was rich , but that 's different now . What ? ! What are you saying ? Are you saying that I only cared about Robin when he had money ? Well , it 's the truth , is n't it ? How dare you tell me that I only loved him for his money ! I am not that shallow . I am not that superficial . I am not that creepy ! You think that I only loved him for his money . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm gon na prove it . Robin ! Ed ! Bobby ! Hit it ! ( " UnchainedMelody " plays ) ? Oh , my love ... Cliff , let 's try to put the cake back together . Forget the cake . How are we going to get these presents re-wrapped ? ? Hunger for your touch ? A long lonely time ... ( tapeclicksoff ) Under the bylaws of the Massachusetts Fish and Game Commission ... Oops . Sorry . That 's ... that 's all right , Ed . We 've , um ... We 've prepared our own vows . ED : Oh . Go ahead . Shall I compare thee to a Summer 's day ? Thou art more lovely and more temperate : Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May and Summer 's lease have all too short a stay : Sometime too hot the eye of heaven doth shine , and often is his gold complexion dimmed ; And every fair from fair sometime declines , by chance or nature 's changing course untrimmed ; But thy eternal Summer shall not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ; Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade when in eternal lines to time thou owest : As long as men can breathe or eyes can see , so long lives this , and this gives life to thee . R-Rebecca ? I only loved you for your money . REBECCA : I 'm hateful . I am the most awful person that I have ever met in my life . I do n't deserve to live . Carla , what am I gon na do ? You could throw yourself into the Charles . I do n't think so . How about heaving yourself off the Prudential Building ? That 's a 52-story drop . You hit the pavement , they 'll be scraping you up with a spatula , just like they do in the cartoons ! Oh ! You know , Paul was right . You ca n't help somebody who does n't want to be helped . Aw , honey . Sweetheart ? I-I know it 's been a hell of a day for you , and we all really feel bad for you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Well , it 's kind of a good news-bad news thing . Oh . What 's the bad news ? Well , the bad news is Robin 's outside , and he wants to talk to you . ( groans ) Oh , my God . What 's the good news ? I lied about the good news . Will you see him ? Hey , will you look at that ! Your hair still retained its bounce ! I mean , that 's something , is n't it ? Rebecca ? What 's going on ? Have I done something wrong ? Oh , no . Robin , it 's not you . It 's me . I do n't understand . Oh , I ca n't say this to your face . Please turn around . Oh , gee , you 've got a cute butt . Robin , I ca n't say this to your butt . Turn around again . I do n't love you , Robin . When did this happen ? Well , near as I can figure , about the time they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ were the one who did n't care about my money . I thought you were the one who was going to stand by me . I thought I was your sweet baby . No . You was my rich baby . All right , so , you loved me for my money . Well , what if I were to tell you that I had $6 million stashed away in a money belt before my arrest ? Now , would that make any difference ? No . No , it would n't . I see . ( @clicks_tongue ) Well ... What 's that ? $6 million . Farewell , Rebecca . Honey , I hope you do n't mind , but I was listening outside . I ca n't believe you turned down all that cash ! You 're changing , honey . That was the bravest thing I 've ever seen you do ! ( sobbing ) : I thought he was bluffing , Sam ! Just let me go ! No ! No ! No !

@@5241041 There . That should do it . - Can you hear me ? - Huh ? - Can you hear me ? ! - Huh ? You 'll be all right . Okay , put ' em up . I 'm not going to hurt you . What is the point ? I can hardly fight off a cold . I 'm just wasting your time . Fighting is n't just physical , Iolaus . It 's about outsmarting your opponent . I mean , most battles are won before the first punch is even thrown . So , you 're saying ... I can use my head . Yeah . Great . I can do that . - Now I 'm gon na take a swing at you . - Okay . You 're gon na block it just like I showed you . Block . Right . Oh , darling ! Hey , look at ... Sorry about that . You were supposed to block it ... Yeah , I know . I got distracted . Oh , they look happy , though , do n't they ? Yeah . Looks like love is in the air @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You can come out now . A rose by any other name would smell as sweet ... , ... and honey , I 'm the sweetest . Hello , Aphrodite . Roll up your tongue . That 's my sister . Sorry . Long time no see , baby bro . And you , Curly from the swirly . Nice haircut . How you diggin ' life on our side of the vortex ? Well , now that you ask ... Glad to hear it . Herc , have you seen the Tribera Ruins ? There are n't any ruins in Tribera . Well , there 's gon na be if you do n't jam on over there . Heard there 's , like , a major mud slide heading their way . I 'd go with you , but I just had a mud bath yesterday . Yeah , well , I can see your hands are tied . Hey , you want me to go with you ? No , thanks . Why do n't you stay and practice what we were working on ? You mean @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that . Could you do me a favor ? Iolaus is n't really adjusting well to this world . You talkin ' to me ? ! Say no more . Let me take him under my wing , show him the ropes . Actually , I want you to leave him completely alone . I do n't need him any more confused than he already is . Okay . Here is where you , like , totally owe me an apology . I 'm the goddess of love ! What could possibly go wrong ? This is what I 'm saying . What 's not to like ? He comes from a good family . Daddy , he ca n't keep his tentacles to himself ! So he 's a hopeless romantic . You know how writers are . Just because he spills ink all over the place does n't make him a writer . You 're marrying Cedric . That 's final . Father , he 's a squid ! Well , nobody 's perfect ! I 've never even left Coral Bay . How am I supposed to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ even seen what life has to offer ? You may not understand this now ... , ... but your place is here with your family and with people who need you ! Now , you 're marrying the squid , and that 's that ! - Life 's a beach , ai n't it ? - Who are you ? Someone who knows just how it feels to be a big fish in a little pond . It gets kind of claustrophobic , does n't it ? Yeah . Ever disobey dear old dad before ? Well , no , but I ... But there 's a first time for everything . Why , your Romeo could be beach side , and you 'd never know it . Are you really gon na let Triton stop you from finding your dream man ? - Maybe you 're right . - Of course I am . And I happen to have a first-class ticket down lover 's lane with your name on it . There 's just one little catch . Ready ? Wait ! Wait ! Are you sure this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a goddess . Here goes . Hold on , hold on ! Have you ever done this before ? No . But there 's a first time for everything , all right ? Now this is it . Okay . Just ... Just one more thing . What if I wan na go back ? To what ? To life with Mr . Tentacles in a three-bedroom shell with a pink coral fence and a two-seahorse garage ? Since you put it that way , I 'm ready . - Wait . I almost forgot . - What is the holdup ? Get wet and you 'll have quite a " tail " to tell . - Pun intended . - Got it . Forgive me , Father , for what I 'm about to do ... , ... but I 'm not a little guppy anymore . Thank you , Discord ! A word of advice : learn to walk before you run . Good thinking . Hook , line and sinker . This is the history of a time long ago , a time of myth and legend @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they plagued mankind with suffering . Only one man dared to challenge their power : Hercules . Hercules possessed a strength the world had never seen , a strength surpassed only by the power of his heart . He journeyed the Earth battling the minions of his wicked stepmother , Hera , the all-powerful queen of the gods . But wherever there was evil , wherever an innocent would suffer , there would be ... Hercules ! How 's that for gratitude ? I offer to keep you company and he insults me . My own brother . Can you believe it ? Well , I 'm sure he did n't mean anything by it . What 's with you ? Why ca n't you look at me ? It 's just I 'm not used to seeing so much of you . Well , get used to it , sweet pea , ' cause I travel light . Goddess of love , huh ? What 's it like ? It 's pretty cool . I get to travel a lot , I 'm my own boss ... No . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean , you 've never been in love ? Why did n't you say so ? ! I 'd be happy to help you out ! - Oh , baby ! - No ! Aphrodite , get her off ! - Ah , that 's your job . - I ca n't breathe ! Hi . Creep ! Not your type , huh ? Well , how about him ? Aphrodite , I do n't want to seem ungrateful , but ... - ... that did n't feel like love . - You mean " love " . - Yeah . - I thought you meant " love " . Oh , you 're so cute ! A real , old-fashioned romantic . I like you , Iolaus . With a little help , someone else will too . Appreciate that , but ... I want ... to fall in love . I do n't want you to drop it on me . No problem . Excuse me , sir ? Hi . I 'm new in town and I was wondering ... , ... would you please be my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a stitch on ! - Shameful ! Simply shameful ! Oramus , come here ! You 've got ta see this ! What a show ! Not much of a novelty . Get your halibut here ! This place ca n't be good for my pores . Iolaus ! Thank the gods you 've come ! Where 's Hercules ? He 'll be back in a moment . Never mind . I 'm sure you can handle them yourself . - Them who ? - Them them . Brutus 's goons . He sends them out to collect his so-called property tax . If we do n't pay , they start breaking bones ! From the look of things , you 've got some very brave people around here . Not really . Even if we pay , they still beat us . Oh ... okay . Well , seeing as it does n't make any difference what we do , bye ! Wait ! Do n't you see ? This is your big chance ! To do what ? Change to an all-knuckle diet ? - Who are you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . If you beat these guys up , you 'll have your pick of any chick in town . What good 'll that do if I have to carry my head round on a date ? Excuse me . Say , what 's wrong with this picture ? I got it . He ai n't wearing ' a cast . Guys , could we talk about this ? That ai n't gon na be easy when you 're spittin ' teeth ! Yeah , good point . I can see you got the brains in the family . And what did you get , sir ? Ah , I see . The liver . Well , I should be running away now , but my feet wo n't cooperate . Let me guess . You 're just giving ' em a false sense of security , right ? No . Actually , I 'm just trying to savor my last few moments on Earth . - But I thought you knew how to fight ! - What gave you that impression ? - I saw you fighting with Hercules ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Ok . Make a fist ! Let 's get ' I'm ! - Did I do that ? - Yeah ! Not so hard ! Oh , do n't be such a baby . If it hurts you , it hurts them . This is great . Let 's get outta here ! - He 's a one-man army ! - Save yourselves ! Yeah ! All right ! - What a workout ! - You 're telling me . I 'm still getting palpitations from all the humiliation ! Oh , buck up , little camper . They think you 're a hero ! Yeah ? Too bad I know I 'm not . - Who is that ? - His name 's Iolaus . Iolaus , huh ? What a catch ! My , my , what a pretty little fishy . Thank you , Brutus . Pretty enough to eat . Please , do n't eat me , Brutus . Do n't what ? Eat me . If you insist ... Playing with yourself again , Brutus ? Discord . Discord . Discord , Discord , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Shut up ! - Discor ... ! There , there , my little potato head . - I did n't mean to yell at you . - I may be a big guy ... , ... but I have feelings too , you know ? Of course you do . And you know how much I need you , sweetums . You do ? See , I ca n't get too directly involved here . Poseidon is Triton 's brother , and if he found out what I have in mind for his glorious oceans ... , ... he 'd fillet me faster than you can say " fish sticks " . But , ai n't you already involved ? I mean , you did give the fish-girl legs . She thinks I did her a favor . Now , if we can just keep her on land until the sunset ... , ... the seas will be ours forever ! But I ... still get to beat people to a bloody pulp . Of course . You know how much I love to watch you work with your hands @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was terrible ! Terrible ! He was like ... like a human tornado ! One man did this to you all ? Hercules ... No . No ! The other one . The man he travels with ! The court jester ? Please . He could n't hit water if he fell off a boat . There 's something fishy going on around here . Some hero . Wait 'll they find out I 'm a fraud . Excuse me , sir . You sure you got the right guy ? I just wanted to tell you that ... I think you 're very brave . Oh , thanks , but actually , I 'm ... A little ... tongue-tied . I think I love you . Miss ... It 's not that I do n't wish I was the kind of guy that could take advantage of this situation , but ... , ... what you 're feeling is n't love . - Aphrodite made you feel like this . - Who ? Aphrodite . Goddess of love . Have n't you ever heard of her ? You 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . So where exactly are you from ? Oh , it does n't matter . My home 's a whole other world away . So 's mine . To tell you the truth , I felt like a slave there . Really ? But I 'm trying to let go of my old life and get on with my new one . - What 's your name ? - Nautica . Nautica ... Fish heads ! Fresh fish heads ! But shnookie-lumps , I swear we 're just friends ! I catch you with your arms around a naked woman in our living room and you expect me to believe you ? She 's a nudist ! She was choking ! I 'm so sorry I did n't believe you . That 's all right , my darling . I did n't believe me either . Well ... , ... if it is n't the multi-talentless and easily inflatable Aphrodite . What do you know ? It 's the goddess of skank . Here to defend your title at the kielbasa-swallowing contest ? Take that ! You 're the one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I knew he could n't have beaten those men on his own . So what if I did ? Do n't tell me those gorillas work for you . I 'm warning you , Aphrodite . This is none of your business . Skip town , sister , before things get ugly . Oops ! Too late . Have you looked in the mirror lately ? - Enough ! - Fashion victim ! Blonde ! - I love you . - I love you too . Fresh fruit right here ! Observe . - " Orange " you glad you met me ? - Let 's water these fish . What is it ? Nautica , what 's wrong ? The water . It 's a new dress , and I did n't want to get it wet . - Okay . - Iolaus ... , ... when you left your world ... , ... how did you know it was the right thing to do ? Good man ! When it comes down to it , I guess I could n't think of anybody back there that I 'd @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Do you ? Well , what 's to miss ? Like I said , I felt like a slave . I mean , what kind of father wo n't let his own daughter see the world for herself ? The kind that loves her so much , he 's afraid to let her go ? You know what ? You 're the first man I 've ever met who talked to me and not at me . Can I ask you something ? Can I kiss you again ? Oh , no ! What is it ? Something I ate ? Cousin Abernathy ! What have they done to you ? ! Nautica , are you all right ? Sure ! It 's just that I ... I used to have a fish . And it looked exactly , exactly like this one . And I called it ... Cousin Abernathy . Would you excuse me ? I 'll be right back . - What 's the rumpus , Curly ? - Aphrodite ! Hey ! I expect a little more enthusiasm from my fans . I 'm sorry . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , ... and we have everything in common , and just once I thought she 'd like me for me . Hey , I did n't have anything to do with it . You mean ... , ... you did n't sprinkle her with whatever it is you sprinkle people with ? Okay , now I 'm confused . I thought you did n't want me getting involved . No ! No , that 's great , that 's great ! That means she ... she really thinks I 'm brave , and ... No , she does n't like me for me . She likes me for the me that she thinks is me . The me that is n't me , I mean . You know what I mean ? Chill , Curly . This is , like , a golden opportunity . When those goons come back to rip the flesh off your face ... , ... you can stand up to ' em for real ... , ... and then you 'll be the you she thinks you are . Aphrodite , the me you think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to tell Nautica the truth . Fashion victim . Me ? ! Who does she think she is ? ! At least I do n't double as a floatation device ! Do n't sell yourself short , my little leather-clad licorice stick ! I ca n't take any chances with her around . Get a grip , Brutus . I thought you 'd never ask . No , you idiot ! I want you to catch that fish ! - You all right ? - I 'm better than all right . Iolaus , I want to stay with you forever . - Let 's get married . - Nautica ... We have to slow down . I mean , we hardly know each other . I have n't had time to ask you what your favorite color is ... , - ... your favorite hobby ... - Blue ! Swimming ! You know what I mean . Iolaus , do n't you believe in love at first sight ? When I saw you standing up for those poor people ... , ... I knew you were the one . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be honest with you . - So do I . - I 'm not the person you think I am . - I 'm not who you think I am . Time to sort out all this confusion . Now , which one of you 's Nautica ? So which one of you 's the creep ... who beat up my men ? ! Ok . You ... are dead . And you ... are mine . Well , you 're really asking for it this time ... , ... because Iolaus went easy on you before . Nautica , let 's not try and upset the ... rather large gentleman who obviously has his own zip code . - Is that right , Mr . Tough Guy ? - Wha ... Time to teach you a lesson . Wait , that 's it . Lesson . The fight is often won before the first punch is thrown . Yeah ... You know what ? I would really hate to do this without telling you that your shoes are untied . What do you think I am ? Stupid ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I look down , and you whack me one ! - Well , it ai n't gon na happen . - Okay , okay , okay ! I tried ! Run ! Let 's go ! All right , all ready ! Those sirens are like the dog whistles of the gods ! Call ' em off ! Thank you for answering my call , Aphrodite . Any friend of Poseidon is a friend of mine . What 's up ? It 's my daughter . She swam away from home . You blew my eardrums out for that ? Listen , my main merman , do n't sweat it . She 's a kid . She 'll come back . And could we , like , turn up the heat in here ? It 's freezing . That 's just it . I ca n't . When Nautica was born ... , ... my brother Poseidon gifted her with a heart so pure it warms the seas . If she does n't return by sunset , the waters of Greece will turn to ice . Bummer . Nautica has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ told her the truth . Instead , I tried to arrange a marriage to make her stay . Did you say " Nautica " ? That 's great . I just saw her in the village . She 's on the land ? How 's that possible ? Discord . I knew that scheming little skeezer was up to something . Do n't worry , Triton . I know exactly where to find her . She 's with ... Curly . Oh , no . It looks like we left ' em behind . - You 're amazing ! - Only when ... I 'm with you . I wonder what they wanted with you . - Beats me . - Nautica , I ... Well , I 've been thinking about what you said before ... , ... about ... love at first sight . And I do n't know . When I 'm with you , I I am the person I always wanted to be . Well , then why do you look so unhappy ? Because I 'm afraid you wo n't feel the same about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But I promise you . Nothing will ever change the way I feel about you . Well , I would n't be too sure about that . I 've been looking all over for you ! Now is not a good time . Can we talk later ? - Was it something I said ? - No , no , no . Not you . You ! - You who ? - Me me ! She ca n't see me , Curly , and we have to talk , like , pronto ! Okay . Could you just wait for one moment ? You lost them . They were running really ... fast . How fast could she have been running ? She 's only had legs for one day ! Well , we 're trying our best ! And now , you 're hurting my feelings ! Yeah ! You 're hurtin ' his feelings ! Anyone else have something to say ? - Brutus ... - N ... o ! Darling ... , I know it 's not your fault . You 're only slightly smarter than a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ endowed in other areas ... , ... I would 've killed you long ago . Gee , thanks . Shut up ! Listen carefully . I 'm gon na make it easy for you . Step one : approach the girl . Step two : grab the girl . Step three : bring the girl here . Got it ? What girl ? Oh , yeah , right ! And I 'm a centaur ! I 'm sorry , Iolaus , but it 's true . She 's got ta go back . Have you taken a look at her recently ? She is not a mermaid . She has legs . Yeah , which Discord gave to her , to freeze the oceans . Oh , why would she wan na do that ? Hello ? ! Her name is Discord ! I know what this is about . This is about you ! Me ? ! Yeah . I found love without your help ... , ... and you ca n't stand it . So not , even in the hard-corest of ways ! I did n't have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , ... out of the goodness of my huge heart . Yeah ! Which we could all see beating if it were n't for your skin ! Put some clothes on , for the gods ' sakes ! That is it ! You 're on your own ! Let the seas freeze for all I care ! I hope you two are very happy ! How ? He loves me . He loves me not . He loves me . He loves me not . He loves me . He loves me not . He loves me . What are you doing ? ! Iolaus ! My , my ! Discord will be pleased ! Nautica ! Nautica ! Oh , no ! - Here . - Why are you doing this ? ! Tie her down ! Discord ? ! I thought you were my friend ! What makes you think I care about your happiness in the slightest ? - Why did you help me then ? - Help you ? There 's no greater handicap than innocence , my dear . But in way , I envy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your head in the clouds . Yeah ! Must be ... nice . Time to pop the balloon . Your father never told you the real reason he wanted you to stay . If you 're not home in time for supper ... , ... the seas will freeze ... , ... along with everyone you left behind . No ! Look on the bright side . We can all learn to ice skate . Okay , I can do this . Flowers work every time . Here . Aphrodite , I know I 'm the last person you want to see right now ... , ... but , well , Nautica 's been kidnapped and I need your help . Please do n't punish her for what I said . I know I did n't believe you , but , well , that 's ' cause ' cause I love her , and I do n't wan na let her go . Did I mention you 're my favorite god ? Go on . You 're funny , and you 're ... you 're beautiful and your fashion sense @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ saying those things I said . Come on , Curly . Let 's go save your girlfriend . She do n't look like no mermaid . Think of her as powdered milk . You just add water . Then what are we waiting for ? Iolaus will find me , and he 'll stop you . Iolaus would run from his own shadow without Aphrodite 's help . He 's not the hero you think he is . But I 'm about to be . What you 're about to do , my pesky little friend ... , ... is find out how much love can truly hurt . Get him ! Now , now . Let 's keep this fight fair . You want a piece of me , Elvira ? What are you gon na do , love girl ? Shower me with hearts ? - Hi . - Iolaus ! I knew you 'd come . Look out ! - Tramp ! - Tootsie ! Trollop ! You ... ! Time ... to meet your maker . I 'm sorry , Iolaus . I tried to tell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ guys ! She really is a fish ! Hey ! That 's my girlfriend you 're laughing at ! Looks like you got a nasty case of crabs . Get these things off of me ! You better hightail it out of here , Discord . I do n't think you wan na be too close to the coast when I tell Poseidon what you 've been up to . The good thing about being immortal ? You always have time to try again . - Nautica ... - Iolaus ! It 's all right . You do n't have to say anything . We should 've been honest with each other from the beginning . We were . I meant it when I told you " I love you . " . So did I . That 's why I 'm gon na get you home . Nautica ! Tell Triton he owes me one . And do n't be too hard on him . He loves you , you know . Thank you , Aphrodite . This is where we first met . If I 'd had known @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Iolaus ... , ... I still would 've kissed you . How about one for the road ? I 'm never gon na be able to thank you enough . For what ? For giving me something to fight for . Are you ready ? I 'll never forget you . Iolaus ? Hey . - Hi . - So , how was your day ? Oh , well , you know how it is . I did a little of this ... and a little of that . Well , I ran into Aphrodite down the road . Looked like she 'd been crying . - You guys have any trouble ? - No , no . Nothing I could n't handle . So , how about you ? You 've been saving innocent people ... , ... helping them rebuild their lives in the face of senseless tragedy . Actually , the mud slide missed the village entirely . I spent the whole day signing autographs . - Really ? - Yeah . Go figure . Well , Hercules , if you ever need a day off @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for ya . You know , roust a few bullies , kick a little butt ! Iolaus ... Are you sure you 're all right ? Yeah . Yeah . I 'm gon na be fine . Yeah . Hey , Iolaus ? Why do you smell like fish ? Subtitles : @marlonrock1986 ( V )

@@5241141 Okay , Eric . Get a good look at me in my uniform . Because today- It 's my last day wearing it . What ? No . No ! Ah ! We never got to do the trampoline thing . Hey , I 'm done with Catholic school . And my dad fixed it so I can graduate at Point Place with you guys . My best memories are under that skirt . Hey , Mom ? Where 's Daddy ? I need $20 . - For what ? - In an effort to clean up my act ... I 'm buying my own drinks now . Well , he 's not home . When Eric told him about his little plan to move away with Donna after graduation ... your father went fishing . - What ? - No ! What the big deal ? You guys are really freakin ' me out . My dad only goes fishing when he 's , like , super-pissed . I think something about stabbing a worm over and over again with a hook is , like ... um , therapeutic for him . Yeah . He fished for three @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mayor . - What ? - Eric 's moving away ! That 's right . And that 's why your father 's angry . This is your way of acting grown up ? Grown-ups do n't just leave the comfort of their parents ' home to- to move to a new city and start a life ? Well , maybe not in the 1930s- ' 40s-God , you 're so young . Well , I think this is nuts . Do n't you just think this is nuts ? - The whole thing is just_just nuts ! - [Utensils_Clattering] Mom , I kinda think you 're the one who 's being-Oh , if you say I 'm nuts , you 're going right through that sliding door . I do n't enjoy telling you this ... but you just wait until your father gets home . All right . I did enjoy that . This is all your fault . Yeah . Hey , Laurie , uh , quick impression : Who am I ? " Hey , Eric , why do n't you tell Dad you 're moving after @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ reclaim my rightful place as the chosen one ? " [Mouths_Word] Eric , you do n't understand . This time I actually meant well . That 's what you said at the county fair after you locked me in the Porta-Potty with a goat . - He was friendly . - He was horny ! - Hey , Jackie . - [Groans] - Michael , what do you want ? - I think the question is , what do you want ? And I 'm pretty sure the answer is pink jelly beans . Now , they used to be pink and white jelly beans , but I ate all the white ones ... ' cause I know you do n't like things that taste white . Okay . Look . Michael , just because Steven and I broke up ... does not mean I want you throwing yourself at me . Whoa . Jackie , this is the new and improved Michael . Okay ? I 'm not throwing anything at you except for happy thoughts and jelly beans . Like , sex is , like , the furthest @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ over between you two , huh ? Yeah . Yeah , I think it is . - So why do we still have clothes on ? - Oh , God . Michael , get out ! Oh , Jackie , I 'm talking about our emotional clothes . Okay , look , I know I 've made mistakes in the past , okay ? But I 've changed , and I just want you to get to know the new me . Yeah , the new you , huh ? What does the new you cheat with- every skank who throws her fat , furry butt at you ? Jackie , no one I ever cheated with had a fat , furry butt ! If anything , it was one or the other . But look , all that is over , okay ? It 's finito , the end-o . - I do n't believe you . - Well , it 's the truth . Okay . Fine . Michael , whatever . - Okay ? Let 's just see how things go from here . - Great . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - No , like , friendly naked- like two girls in a sauna . [Chuckling] You are such a freak . Okay , look , just-At least take a jelly bean ? Okay ? I bought ' em just for you . Well , that was very sweet . There you are . Give me back my jelly beans , you son of a bitch ! ## [Rock_Group_Singing] ## [Ends] [Man_Shouts_Greeting] Okay , now cross and uncross your legs . Um-Hmm-Hmm , okay , now make a face like- like , " Oops , did I do something bad ? " [Shutter_Clicking] Okay , now-now crawl to me . Good . Good . Now crawl away from me . Ooh , sexy . Come on , Donna . Throw him a bone , huh ? There 's only so much satisfaction ... the kid can get from the back of a panty hose package . Yes , Donna . I have a lot to do . After this ... I have to get Lindsay Wolfe to sign my yearbook ... then show her that she 's actually signed a pledge @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Well , because the first time I 'll be nervous ... and then the second time I 'll have to please her because I got nervous . But then the third time- the third time is when I get funky . - Jackie-- No , no . Steven , I 'm not here to see you . Okay ? I 'm just here to see Donna . Look , I told you I 'm sorry , and I made a mistake . Can we just talk , please ? Talk about what ? You cheated on me . Okay ? It 's over . I feel nothing . Ooh , bitchy . You know what ? Donna , I 'll just see you next door . - [Clatters] - Ouch ! - Are you okay ? Fez ! Panties ! Panties ! - [Strains] - Ah . The sacred senior prank where we vandalize the water tower . I 've been waiting for this moment since ... well , the last time we vandalized the water tower . So , Hyde ... gaveJackie some jelly beans today . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , because they were pink ... and that is the bean of love . And I got her that particular bean because I never stopped loving her . Yeah , well , you stopped long enough to cheat on her with Pam Macy , Laurie and Annette . - Who else am I forgetting ? - [Chortles] There were many others . But you cheated on her with a nurse . It was a misunderstanding that you caused . - That 's it . Let 's go . - Oh , yeah ? I 'm ready . I hope you got that nurse 's number . You 're gon na need it when I 'm done . Hey , stop it . Stop it . You two need to grow up and start painting genitals on the water tower . - Fine . I 'll be over here . - Fine . I 'll be over here . Well , since I have never seen another man 's genitals , I 'll have to paint my own . In that case , I 'll need more paint . [Laughs] And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , what are you writing ? - " Michael plus Jackie . " - I 'm kickin ' your ass ! Ah , you ca n't kick my ass from down there . All you can do is punch my ass . - Hey , get down ! - Just face the fact , Hyde . You 're down there and I 'm up here , and I am invincible . [Branches_Snapping] - [Body_Crashes_Into_Shrubbery] - Kelso , are you okay ? I think I fell ! - I 'm gon na go check on him . - Okay . Okay , I think he 'll be fine . Now , let 's see . Where do I begin ? I want it to look like it 's coming right at me . [Siren_Blares] ManOnP.A . This is the Point Place Police Department . You 're under arrest ! Um , I am a painter from a foreign country ... and this is my gift to America . Get off the water tower ! People of America ... I give you Genitals in the Sky . [Vehicle_Approaching] - [Brakes_Squeak] - You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's car . - [Door_Opens] - Run for it . No , you do n't . You made your bed . Now you have to lie in it . Oh , who am I kidding ? You never make your bed . Eric , wait . Listen . If you leave now , you 'll never get back in . - That means good-bye to your clothes , your furniture- - [Gasps] My G.I . Joes . We stay . Everybody in the living room . Inhales , Singsongy You 're gon na get it . You 're gon na get it . Lay it on him , Red . [Sighs] While I was fishing , I had a lotta time to think . - That 's right . - And all that thinking made me very angry . Very angry . And the fish that were unlucky enough to cross my path-Well , you know how they say that fish ca n't feel pain ? That 's a load of crap . A big load . And I finally came to a conclusion ... that someone in this room @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ porky mouth . Eric ... - I 'm proud of you . - And that goes double for- What the hell did you say ? I did everything I could to stop you from getting married ... but you stuck to your guns . And I admire that you 're willing to go out on your own . You 're a man now , and you have my blessing . This is like The Godfather . I think you have to kiss his ring . How can you just give in and let Eric leave home ? He has defied you over and over . He 's a- a lying , cheating , conniving liar ... and I wo n't let you send my precious baby boy away . Kitty , my mind is made up . And , Eric , we 're gon na pay for your college too . Really ? Dad , I-I do n't know what to say to you , except ... you 're great ! That 's all right , Son . We do n't do that here . Okay . Well . Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Eric does n't have to leave three months early . He can go to school in the fall like everyone else . We can take a pottery class ! No , Kitty , he 's leaving : No pottery class , no mother-son dancing lessons ... no trying out for Family Feud . But this deal is only good if you stay focused . If you do something stupid- like get Donna pregnant- you 're on your own . Then I guess this is a bad time to give you the news . I 'm kidding ! I 'm just so giddy ! - So it 's just a sprain , huh ? - Yeah , it does n't hurt too bad . [Door_Closes] I guess the best part is I 've now fallen off the water tower in every grade . That record will stand until your son goes to school . - Thanks for drivin ' me to the hospital , man . - Oh , whatever . No . Not " whatever . " I mean , look . You drove me because we 've been @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are we fightin ' over a girl , man ? Remember in third grade when we were both in love with Miss Hamill ... and we fought over her ? And then after you pulled my head out of the toilet , and I let go of your bean bags ... we made a pact to never fight over a girl again . You know , you 're right , man . I mean , neither of us has a shot with Jackie anyway . - So I 'm steppin ' back . - No . No , no . You go for it . I 'll step back . No , I 'm serious . Door 's open for you . No , I 'm serious . The door is open for you . - I just closed the door for me ! - Well , I 'm closin ' the door for me ... and I 'm lockin ' myself inside , and I 'm swallowing ' the key ! Fine . We 're both done with her . You 're my bud . You 're my bud @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , and it did . - [Gasps] Steven ! Are you okay ? - Why ? Well , I heard someone fell off the water tower , and I thought it could be you . L-- No , it was Kelso . - [Exhales] Wait . You came down here , ' cause you were worried about me . No , I did n't . ' Cause you still care about me . Uh-uh . - So I still have a shot with you . - No . No , you do n't . I mean , okay . I do n't know . Steven , stop staring at me , or I 'll kick you . Ah ! Jackie , hope you did n't come here to make love to me . - No , Michael . L- - ' Cause I 'm fine . All I need is my buddy Hyde . And no chick is gon na come between us anymore . - Right , Hyde ? - Uh-h-h , yeah . Yeah . Let 's go , buddy Hyde . Aah ! Look at all the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pays utilities . - Oh , cool . What are utilities ? - I think it 's , like , gas and water . - Free water ? Um , you know what that means ? Free ice . What are you two doing ? Oh , we 're lookin ' for apartments in Madison . I ca n't believe it . It 's like we leave in less than a week . Are you trying to kill me ? Because that 's what you 're doing . You 're killing your mother . You only get one , ya know . Eric , this place has a washer and dryer . Wait . A washer and free water ? - Oh , my God , it 's like there 's no reason to ever come home . - I know . [Laughs] , Stops Excuse me . Washer and dryer , Red . They are going to have a washer and dryer . That redheaded harlot is gon na be Shouting out my baby 's grass stains ! What about my last summer with my youngest child ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ went fishing . I bought sparklers for the Fourth of_july . He loves sparklers ... and now he 's leaving , and what are we gon na do for the Fourth of_july ? Uh-h-h , there 's a car show in Kenosha . A car show ? I do n't want to go to a- [Bleeps] car show in- [Bleeps] Kenosha . I want three more- [Bleeps] months with my baby boy ... and now they 're gone because of your bull- [Bleeps] Way to go , dumb-ass ! Ah , it feels good to be back ! Just Kelso and Hyde . No chick can come between us . All right . So what do ya wan na do ? We can play air hockey , give Fez a wedgie , uh-Oh , my brother just got a new stereo . We can throw it off an overpass . Actually , I changed my mind . I 'm gon na getJackie back . What ? No way . What about our third-grade pact ? We also made a pact to invent a formula for invisibility . - Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gave up . Look , Kelso . I never felt this way about a girl before , okay ? And that pretty much beats our third-grade pact . I 'm sorry , but I wan na be with her . Well , at the hospital , you said that I could have her . That was when I did n't think I still had a shot with her . Your - For your information , I still have a shot with her . She accepted my jelly beans . I do n't know what that means , but you ca n't have her . You closed the door . Yeah ? Well , now I 'm closin ' the door on you , and once again , I 'm swallowing ' the key . And you 're locked inside , and I 'm gettin'Jackie back . Well , you 're gon na lose . Heh-heh . Yeah ? Well , if by " lose " you mean " win , " then you 're right . I am gon na lose . [Chortles] Well , thanks a lot for getting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ two bitches ! Fez , what happened ? Well , I got arrested . And they did a background check ... and found out that my student visa expires when I graduate from high school . - What ? - Yeah , and now I have to leave the country after graduation . That 's in a week . And I have to relearn my native language . - Good day . - No , but Fez- [Speaking_Foreign_Language] Way to go . If you had n't fallen off the water tower , we could 've helped him out . Aah ! Aa-aa-aah ! They should 've x-rayed your head at the hospital . They did . And for your information , they found nothing . Hmm . I ca n't believe our little Fez is gon na be deported . God , I wish there was something we could do . Maybe I could talk to the mayor . He owes me one . Eric , we ca n't let this happen . If Fez goes back to his country with those pictures he took ... my panties are gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's Mom ? She went fishin ' . Shut up and eat . Dear PresidentJimmy Carter . The following is a list of reasons ... why I , Fez , should be allowed to stay in your great country . Number one : I have never gone number one on your beautiful soil . Number two : I have never gone number two on your-Wait . Scratch that . Number two : " Fez " is also a word for a hat . Uncle Sam wears a hat . Coincidence ? [Chuckles] Yes . Three , where else am I going to live ? France ? [Scoffs] [Bleeps] France .

@@5241341 MAN AS JACKIE ROBINSON : I AM PROUD OF MY BLACKNESS , PROUD OF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF BLACK PEOPLE . THINK OF ME AS THE KIND OF NEGRO WHO COMES TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HE IS N'T GOING TO BEG FOR ANYTHING , THAT HE WILL BE REASONABLE BUT HE DAMNED WELL IS TIRED OF BEING PATIENT . JACKIE ROBINSON . HOWARD BRYANT : MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE , WHAT AFRICAN AMERICANS HAVE WANTED FROM AMERICA IS A SEAT AT THE TABLE . JACKIE ROBINSON KNEW ONCE HE GOT IN THE DOOR , HE COULD KNOCK DOWN ALL OF THESE CONVENTIONS . FIRST , YOU GET OUT THERE AND YOU PROVE YOU CAN PLAY . THEN YOU CAN START TALKING BACK TO UMPS . THEN YOU START DEALING WITH WRITERS ON YOUR TERMS INSTEAD OF THEIR TERMS . THEN YOU START FIGHTING TO MAKE SURE THE HOTELS ARE INTEGRATED . AND OVER TIME , JACKIE ROBINSON HAS PUSHED US FORWARD . FOR HIM , THERE WAS NO SATISFACTION WITH SIMPLY BEING ALLOWED TO ENTER THE ROOM . BARACK OBAMA : PART OF WHAT I ADMIRE ABOUT JACKIE ROBINSON IS PRECISELY HIS ABILITY TO APPROACH BASEBALL AND THOSE FIRST TWO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ CHARACTER OR HIS FUNDAMENTAL SENSE OF WHAT WAS RIGHT AND WRONG IN SERVICE OF A LARGER CAUSE . BUT THAT 'S NOT SOMETHING THAT MADE SENSE FOR HIM TO SUSTAIN . HE HAD PURCHASED THE RIGHT TO SPEAK HIS MIND MANY TIMES OVER . NARRATOR : ON APRIL 15 , 1947 , JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON BECAME THE FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN IN THE MODERN AGE TO PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL . [CHEERING] IN HIS FIRST SEASON WITH THE BROOKLYN DODGERS , HE HAD SILENTLY ENDURED RACIST TAUNTS , THREATS , AND ABUSE , PERFORMING SPECTACULARLY ON THE FIELD AND BECOMING ONE OF THE MOST CELEBRATED MEN IN THE COUNTRY . LATER , UNBURDENED OF HIS PROMISE TO BRANCH RICKEY TO KEEP QUIET , TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK , AMERICANS WOULD BEGIN TO SEE THE REAL JACKIE ROBINSON , AND THEY WOULD NOT ALWAYS LIKE HIM . RACHEL ROBINSON : EARLY ON , THEY LIKED JACK , BECAUSE HE WAS BEING A GOOD BOY AND HE WAS DOING WHAT THEY THOUGHT HE SHOULD DO AND HE WAS KEEPING HIS MOUTH SHUT . AND THE MINUTE HE DECIDED TO DEFEND HIMSELF , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A LOUD MOUTH TO DISCREDIT HIM . NARRATOR : AFTER BASEBALL , HE WOULD SPEAK OUT TIRELESSLY , USING HIS IMMENSE FAME TO PROMOTE EQUALITY AND CREATE BETTER OPPORTUNITIES FOR AFRICAN AMERICANS EVERYWHERE . BUT IN AN AGE OF PROFOUND SOCIAL UPHEAVAL AS HIS INFLUENCE DIMINISHED AND HIS HEALTH DECLINED , HE WOULD SOMETIMES STRUGGLE TO FIND HIS PLACE IN THE RAPIDLY CHANGING CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT HE HAD ONCE SYMBOLIZED . AND HIS HOME , ONCE A HAVEN FROM THE FIGHT OUTSIDE , WOULD SEE UNIMAGINABLE SORROW . RACHEL ROBINSON : JACK NEVER TALKED ABOUT CARRYING THE ASPIRATIONS OF OUR RACE AS A BURDEN . HE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT IT AS ... AS KIND OF OPPORTUNITY . AND HE WAS PROUD , VERY PROUD , WHEN HE SUCCEEDED IN SOME WAY AND DEVASTATED WHEN HE DID N'T . BUT HE KNEW THAT WE HAD TO HAVE RACIAL EQUALITY IN AMERICA . AND IF WE DID N'T , IF HE DID N'T DO HIS PART AND DID N'T ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO DO THEIR PART , NO CHANGE WOULD HAVE TAKEN PLACE . ALTON WALDON : IT WAS AFTER SCHOOL , WE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ FIND , UH , WHAT LITTLE CANDIES WE GON NA BUY WITH THESE FEW PENNIES WE HAD IN OUR POCKET . AND IN WALKED OUR HERO , JACKIE ROBINSON . WE WERE STARTLED . AND HE PAID FOR HIS NEWSPAPERS , AND HE TURNED TO WALK OUT , AND HE TURNED BACK AND SAID , " WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE SOME ICE CREAM ? " EVERYBODY SAID , " YES , MR . ROBINSON . " HE SAID , " NO , NO , NO . CALL ME JACKIE . CALL ME JACKIE . " I WAS SO EXCITED ... MY KNEES WERE KNOCKING ... TO SEE A REAL HERO WHO LOOKED LIKE US . WE SHUFFLED OUR FEET . WE DID N'T SAY ANYTHING . WE DID N'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO SAY ANYTHING . BUT HE SPOKE , YOU KNOW , GAVE US KIND OF A PEP TALK . NOW WE SAW HIM AS SOMEONE WE COULD ALMOST TOUCH . AND HE BECAME EVEN MORE INTENSELY OUR HERO . [VEHICLE_HORN_HONKS] [INDISTINCT_CONVERSATIONS] NARRATOR : IN MARCH OF 1948 , JACKIE ROBINSON REPORTED TO SPRING TRAINING 25 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . " WAIT UNTIL OPENING DAY , " HE PROMISED . [CHEERING] BUT WHEN THE SEASON BEGAN , ROBINSON WAS SLUGGISH ON THE BASE PATHS AND BY MID-JUNE STILL HAD N'T STOLEN A BASE . ALTHOUGH HE KEPT HIS BATTING AVERAGE NEAR .300 ALL SUMMER , THE DODGERS FINISHED 1948 7 1/2 GAMES OUT . ROBINSON 'S NUMBERS WERE NEARLY AS GOOD AS THE YEAR BEFORE , BUT HE KNEW HE COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER . THAT SEASON , JACKIE ROBINSON WROTE AN ARTICLE FOR " EBONY " MAGAZINE CONDEMNING NEGRO LEAGUE BASEBALL . THE CLUBS , HE CLAIMED , WERE UNPROFESSIONAL AND DISORGANIZED , AND SOME OF THE PLAYERS LACKED " CHARACTER AND MORALS . " EFFA MANLEY , THE OWNER OF THE NEGRO LEAGUES NEWARK EAGLES , BLASTED ROBINSON FOR TURNING ON THE LEAGUE THAT HELPED GET HIM TO THE MAJORS . " I CHARGE JACKIE ROBINSON WITH BEING UNGRATEFUL , " SHE SAID , " AND MORE LIKELY STUPID . " GERALD EARLY : JACKIE ROBINSON WAS AN INTEGRATIONIST . SYMBOLICALLY , EVERYTHING HE STOOD FOR WAS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE BEING ABLE TO HAVE EQUAL ACCESS TO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THERE WERE LOTS OF BLACK PEOPLE WHO WERE UPSET WITH THAT BECAUSE THEY FELT IT SHOULD N'T BE THAT INTEGRATION SHOULD COME AT THE EXPENSE OF BLACK PEOPLE 'S OWN INSTITUTIONS . ONCE INTEGRATION HAPPENED , THE NEGRO LEAGUES WERE NO LONGER VIABLE . AND THEY CRUMBLED . [CHEERING] @band_playing " THESTAR-SPANGLEDBANNER " NARRATOR : AS THE 1949 SEASON BEGAN , BRANCH RICKEY TOLD ROBINSON HE COULD NOW PLAY WITHOUT RESTRAINT . ROBINSON DID N'T NEED ANY ENCOURAGEMENT . WHEN A REPORTER ASKED HIM WHAT OPPONENTS COULD EXPECT FROM HIM , ROBINSON REPLIED , " THEY BETTER BE ROUGH ON ME , BECAUSE I 'M GOING TO BE ROUGH ON THEM . " RACHEL ROBINSON : JACK SAID , " WE 'VE GOT THIS THING GOING . " THE TEAM IS WINNING . I 'M DOING WELL . I 'M GON NA SPEAK OUT . " AND SO HE BEGAN TO CHALLENGE OTHER BALLPLAYERS AND CHALLENGE UMPIRES WHEN HE THOUGHT THEY HAD MADE A MISTAKE . MAN AS JACKIE : SPORTSWRITERS SEEMED TO COME DIRECTLY TO ME WHENEVER THERE WAS A HINT OF A STORY . THEY KNEW I WOULD @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ BACK DOWN IF I GOT INTO TROUBLE ... THAT I WOULD N'T WHINE THAT I WAS MISQUOTED . IT FELT GOOD TO BREATHE FREELY , TO SPEAK OUT WHEN I WANTED TO . NARRATOR : THAT SEASON , ROBINSON PLAYED BETTER THAN HE EVER HAD . BY MID-JULY , HE WAS LEADING THE LEAGUE IN HITS , BATTING AVERAGE , STOLEN BASES , AND RUNS BATTED IN . WHEN ALL THE VOTES WERE TALLIED FOR THE 1949 ALL-STAR GAME , ONLY RED SOX OUTFIELDER TED WILLIAMS HAD RECEIVED MORE . CARL ERSKINE : YOU KNOW , KIDS , THEY 'RE HONEST . AND WHEN A KID CAME BACK 3 TIMES FOR MY AUTOGRAPH , I SAID , " WHY WOULD YOU WANT THREE OF MINE ? " WELL , HE WAS HONEST . HE SAID , " ACTUALLY I WANT SIX . " " IF I CAN GET SIX OF YOURS , " " I COULD TRADE IT FOR ONE OF JACKIE ROBINSON 'S . " NARRATOR : OTHER TEAMS WERE BEGINNING TO INTEGRATE , BUT NO CLUB MOVED AS QUICKLY AS THE DODGERS . CATCHER ROY CAMPANELLA HAD HIT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ GAME SHUTOUT IN HIS FIRST BIG-LEAGUE START AND WON 5 OF HIS FIRST 6 DECISIONS . BUT THE THREE MEN WERE ASSIGNED LOCKERS IN A CORNER OF THE CLUBHOUSE , AND THEY SHOWERED SEPARATELY FROM THEIR WHITE TEAMMATES , MANY OF WHOM WERE STILL UNCOMFORTABLE PLAYING WITH BLACKS . [NEWSREEL_MUSIC_PLAYING] ANNOUNCER : EBBETS FIELD , BROOKLYN , SCENE OF THE 16th ANNUAL ALL-STAR GAME . JACKIE ROBINSON UP . JACKIE RIFLES A SHOT INTO LEFT FIELD . THE FIRST NEGRO PLAYER TO APPEAR ON AN ALL-STAR GAME , THE BROOKLYN DODGERS SPEED MERCHANT DOES N'T STOP RUNNING TILL HE FLIES INTO SECOND WITH A DOUBLE . NARRATOR : IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS SPECTACULAR 1949 SEASON , ROBINSON WAS ASKED TO TESTIFY BEFORE THE HOUSE UN-AMERICAN ACTIVITIES COMMITTEE , WHICH WAS INVESTIGATING INDIVIDUALS AND GROUPS SUSPECTED OF HAVING COMMUNIST SYMPATHIES . REPORTER : THE COMMITTEE ON UN-AMERICAN ACTIVITIES , ITSELF THE CENTER OF NO LITTLE CONTROVERSY , WAS DELVING THIS WEEK INTO STILL ANOTHER QUESTION OF COMMUNISM : WHERE LIES THE LOYALTY OF OUR NEGRO POPULATION IN THESE DAYS OF CRITICAL COLD WAR TENSIONS ? NARRATOR : THE HOUSE COMMITTEE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ FOOTBALL STAR PAUL ROBESON AND WAS SURE THAT JACKIE ROBINSON WOULD REFUTE ROBESON 'S CLAIM THAT BLACKS WOULD NOT FIGHT IN CASE OF WAR AGAINST THE SOVIET UNION . PAUL ROBESON : [music] HE DO N'T PLANT TATERS [music] [music] HE DO N'T PLANT COTTON [music] [music] AND THEM THAT PLANTS ' EM [music] [music] IS SOON FORGOTTEN ... [music] ROGER KAHN : YOU HAVE NOT HEARD A BASS BARITONE SING UNTIL YOU HEAR A RECORDING OF ROBESON . ROBESON : [music] ... JUST KEEPS ROLLING ALONG [music] HE WAS ALSO A SERIOUS RADICAL . HE WAS A GREAT FAN OF THE SOVIET UNION . AND HE SPOKE HIS MIND . ROBESON : I ' AND YOU LAND IN THE JAIL ... I ' HARRY BELAFONTE : FOR ME , PAUL ROBESON WAS THE TALLEST TREE IN OUR FOREST . ROBESON STOOD THAT STRONG IN OUR MIDST AS THE KIND OF VOICE , NOT ONLY FOR THE ISSUES AFFECTING BLACK PEOPLE , BUT FOR ISSUES AFFECTING POOR PEOPLE , SAYING , " THIS IS ALSO OUR SPACE , THIS IS ALSO OUR TURF , THIS IS ALSO OUR COUNTRY . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ URGED ROBINSON TO TESTIFY . I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO EXPRESS MY VIEWS ON PAUL ROBESON 'S STATEMENTS IN PARIS TO THE EFFECT THAT AMERICAN NEGROES WOULD REFUSE TO FIGHT IN ANY WAR AGAINST RUSSIA BECAUSE WE LOVE RUSSIA SO MUCH . I HAVE N'T ANY COMMENT TO MAKE EXCEPT THAT ON THAT STATEMENT , EXCEPT THAT IF MR . ROBESON ACTUALLY MADE IT , IT SOUNDS VERY SILLY TO ME . IT IS N'T VERY PLEASANT FOR ME TO FIND MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF A PUBLIC ARGUMENT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STANDING OF THE BROOKLYN DODGERS IN THE PENNANT RACE OR EVEN TO THE PAY RAISE I 'M GOING TO ASK MR . BRANCH RICKEY FOR NEXT YEAR . [LAUGHTER] NARRATOR : THE " DAILY NEWS " CALLED ROBINSON " A CREDIT NOT ONLY TO HIS OWN RACE , BUT TO ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE , " WHILE THE " NEW YORK POST " RAN AN EXCERPT FROM THE STATEMENT AS AN EDITORIAL TITLED " CREDO OF AN AMERICAN . " EARLY : THE REACTION IN THE WHITE PRESS , IT WAS , " OH IT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , " AND HE SAID BLACK PEOPLE WERE LOYAL AND BLACK PEOPLE WERE PATRIOTIC , " AND SO FORTH AND SO ON . THE BLACK PRESS , IT WAS MIXED BECAUSE ROBESON WAS SEEN AS A HERO AMONG BLACK PEOPLE . NARRATOR : THE POET LANGSTON HUGHES WRITING IN THE " CHICAGO DEFENDER , " WONDERED HOW THE HOUSE COMMITTEE COULD INVESTIGATE " REDS AND SECOND BASEMEN BUT NOT THE KU KLUX KLAN . " THE HABIT OF BAD-MOUTHING , ONE WOMAN WROTE OF ROBINSON TO THE " PITTSBURGH COURIER , " " IS A SLAVERY TRAIT AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUTGROWN . " BRYANT : IT 'S AN EXAMPLE OF ONE OF ROBINSON 'S GREAT MISSTEPS . THE GOVERNMENT WAS USING HIM TO DESTROY ANOTHER AFRICAN AMERICAN . IT 'S ALWAYS BEEN A GREAT STRATEGY TO HAVE ONE BLACK PERSON CRITICIZE ANOTHER TO DRIVE A WEDGE BETWEEN THE BLACK COMMUNITY . AND IT WAS VERY EFFECTIVE . NARRATOR : THE INVESTIGATION RUINED ROBESON 'S CAREER . THE SINGER HIMSELF DECLINED TO CRITICIZE ROBINSON AND INSTEAD DENOUNCED THE HEARING AS AN INSULT TO ALL NEGRO PEOPLE . MEANWHILE , ROBINSON @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ DAY OF THE SEASON , BROOKLYN CLINCHED THE NATIONAL LEAGUE PENNANT FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THREE SEASONS . BUT IN THE WORLD SERIES , JACKIE STRUGGLED AT THE PLATE . THE DODGERS AGAIN LOST TO THE NEW YORK YANKEES . STILL , 1949 WAS ROBINSON 'S FINEST YEAR . [NEWSREEL_MUSIC_PLAYING] ANNOUNCER : AT HIS ST . ALBANS , NEW YORK , HOME , BROOKLYN DODGER JACKIE ROBINSON LEARNS THAT THE SPORTSWRITERS HAVE VOTED HIM THE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE . THERE 'S A WIFELY KISS FOR JACKIE , WHO LED THE LEAGUE IN BATTING AND STOLEN BASES . SON JACKIE JR . HEARS THE NEWS ON HIS THIRD BIRTHDAY . THE FIRST MEMBER OF HIS RACE TO PLAY IN THE MAJORS MAKES GOOD IN A BIG WAY . NARRATOR : THAT FALL , JACKIE AND RACHEL HAD BOUGHT A HOUSE IN THE MIXED-RACE NEIGHBORHOOD OF ST . ALBANS , QUEENS . THE BANDLEADER COUNT BASIE , SINGER LENA HORNE , AND ROY AND RUTHE CAMPANELLA ALL LIVED NEARBY . THREE-YEAR-OLD JACKIE JR . QUICKLY MADE FRIENDS WITH KIDS ON THE BLOCK . ON JANUARY 13 , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ SHARON . JACKIE STOOD OUTSIDE THE YMCA IN HARLEM ANNOUNCING THE GOOD NEWS AND PASSING OUT CIGARS . ARE YOU NERVOUS ? A LITTLE , MAYBE . BUT I WO N'T BE WHEN WE GET OUT ON THE FIELD . ANOTHER HOUR AND WE 'LL BEGIN . WOULD YOU RATHER I DID N'T GO ? NO . YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME TO THE GAME . IF I 'M GON NA FALL ON MY FACE , IT MIGHT AS WELL BE IN FRONT OF YOU , TOO . YOU WO N'T FALL DOWN , DARLING . NARRATOR : " THE JACKIE ROBINSON STORY , " FILMED THAT WINTER , STARRED JACKIE ROBINSON AS HIMSELF , WITH A YOUNG ACTRESS NAMED RUBY DEE PLAYING RACHEL . THE FILM GOT MIXED REVIEWS , THOUGH CRITICS DID PRAISE ROBINSON 'S UNDERSTATED PERFORMANCE . MR . RICKEY , DO YOU WANT A BALLPLAYER WHO 'S AFRAID TO FIGHT BACK ? I WANT A BALLPLAYER WITH GUTS ENOUGH NOT TO FIGHT BACK . THINK YOU 'VE GOT GUTS ENOUGH TO PLAY THE GAME NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ? NARRATOR : BUT IT WAS A ONE-DIMENSIONAL @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ PROVE STUBBORNLY HARD TO DISLODGE . SO I HAUL OFF AND PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE CHEEK . WHAT DO YOU DO ? MR . RICKEY , I 'VE GOT TWO CHEEKS . GOOD . [SPECTATORS_CHATTERING] NARRATOR : THAT SEASON , JACKIE 'S ASSERTIVENESS BEGAN TO RANKLE MANY IN THE BASEBALL WORLD . ROBINSON WAS CERTAIN THAT UMPIRES WERE TREATING HIM DIFFERENTLY ... MAKING BAD CALLS , TAUNTING HIM , THROWING HIM OUT OF GAMES WITH LITTLE PROVOCATION BECAUSE HE WAS BLACK . LATER , THE " SPORTING NEWS " WOULD CALL HIM A " CHRONIC GRIPER , " AND HE WOULD BE FALSELY ACCUSED OF KICKING IN THE DOOR OF THE UMPIRES ' DRESSING ROOM . EARLY : HE HAD A KIND OF FURY IN HIM . I THINK FOR THE PUBLIC , IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT FOR THEM TO SEE A BLACK MAN ARGUING AND BEING FEISTY . IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT FOR THE PUBLIC TO SEE THAT THAN TO SEE THE ROBINSON THEY SAW AT FIRST . NARRATOR : MEANWHILE , BRANCH RICKEY WAS FORCED OUT OF THE DODGERS AT THE END OF THE 1950 SEASON AFTER @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ JACKIE WITHOUT HIS FRIEND AND DEFENDER . THE 1951 BROOKLYN DODGERS WERE LOADED WITH ALL-STARS . AND AS SPRING TRAINING BEGAN , THEY WERE CONFIDENT THAT THEY HAD THE BEST LINEUP IN BASEBALL . BY MID-MAY , ROBINSON WAS BATTING OVER .400 AND THE DODGERS WERE IN FIRST PLACE . BUT HE WAS STILL A TARGET . BEFORE A GAME IN CINCINNATI , LETTERS HAD BEEN SENT TO THE REDS AND THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER CLAIMING THAT JACKIE ROBINSON WOULD BE SHOT IF HE TOOK THE FIELD . NEWCOMBE : I WO N'T USE THE WORDS THAT THEY USED , BUT THEY SAID , " IF YOU SHOW UP TODAY AT CROSLEY FIELD , YOU ARE GOING TO DIE . " JACKIE SAID , " WELL , WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ? " I SAID , " WELL , WHAT DO YOU THINK ? " HE SAID , " ARE YOU GOING TO THE BALLPARK TODAY ? " I SAID , " ARE YOU GOING ? " HE SAID , " YES , I 'M GOING . " I SAID , " WELL , I 'M GOING , TOO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THEY HAD F.B.I . MEN THROUGHOUT THE BALLPARK , ON THE ROOFTOPS . AND THEY HAD A MEETING BEFORE THE GAME . IT WAS PRETTY TENSE . AND IT GOT PRETTY QUIET . AND WHAT ... WHAT DO WE SAY ? GENE HERMANSKI , KIND OF A KIDDER , SAID , " HEY , SKIPPER , I GOT AN IDEA . " IF WE ALL WORE NUMBER 42 , THEY WOULD N'T KNOW WHO TO SHOOT AT . " AND JACKIE HAD A GOOD LAUGH . AND HE SAID , " LET 'S PLAY BASEBALL . " [BAT_HITS_BALL] NARRATOR : ROBINSON HIT A 3-RUN HOME RUN IN THE FIRST GAME , AND BROOKLYN SWEPT THE DOUBLEHEADER . NO SHOTS WERE FIRED . [NEWSREEL_MUSIC] ANNOUNCER : WHO NEEDS FIREWORKS ON JULY 4th ? ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SECOND PLACE NEW YORK GIANTS INVADE EBBETS FIELD FORA DOUBLEHEADER AGAINST THE LEAGUE-LEADING BROOKLYN DODGERS . GIANT MANAGER DUROCHER IS ... NARRATOR : BY MID-AUGUST , THE DODGERS LED THE NATIONAL LEAGUE BY 13 GAMES AND HAD BEATEN THEIR ARCHRIVALS , THE SECOND PLACE NEW YORK GIANTS , 12 OUT OF 15 TIMES . [CHEERING] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ MONTE IRVIN AND A GIFTED ROOKIE NAMED WILLIE MAYS , WON 16 GAMES IN A ROW . FRANK GRAHAM JR ; THE GIANTS CAME WITH A TREMENDOUS RUSH . AS THEY WERE CALLED IN THE NEWSPAPERS , THE CREEPING TERROR . REPORTER : THE DODGERS NOW BATTLING FOR THEIR PENNANT LIVES . ANNOUNCER : IT 'S A HOMER FOR ROBINSON , WHO ONLY A MOMENT BEFORE HAD KEPT BROOKLYN ALIVE WITH AN IMPOSSIBLE DIVING THIRD-OUT CATCH WITH BASES LOADED . NARRATOR : THE DODGERS FINISHED THE SEASON TIED FOR FIRST PLACE AND WOULD NOW FACE THE GIANTS IN A 3-GAME PLAYOFF FOR THE NATIONAL LEAGUE TITLE . THE WINNER WOULD EARN A TRIP TO THE WORLD SERIES AGAINST THE YANKEES . RALPH BRANCA : SO NOW WE HAVE A PLAYOFF . AND WE WON THE TOSS . AND CHARLIE DRESSEN , HE DECIDED WE 'D PLAY THE FIRST ONE AT HOME AND THE NEXT TWO AWAY , WHICH IS ASININE . YOU NEED LAST AT-BATS . NARRATOR : THE DODGERS LOST GAME ONE AT HOME , AND THEN CRUSHED THE GIANTS 10-0 THE NEXT DAY IN MANHATTAN . ANNOUNCER : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THE SUDDEN DEATH GAME IN THE PLAYOFF BETWEEN THE FALTERING DODGERS AND THE STRETCH-RUNNING GIANTS . NARRATOR : ON OCTOBER 3 , 1951 , THE DODGERS AND GIANTS FACED EACH OTHER FOR A FINAL DECIDING GAME AT THE POLO GROUNDS . GORDON McLENDON : AFTER 156 GAMES EACH , TWO MORE THAN THE REGULAR SCHEDULE CALLS FOR , THE BUMS FROM BROOKLYN , THE GIANTS FROM NEW YORK HAVE COME DOWN TO THE WIRE TO WHERE IT IS ALL OR NOTHING . NARRATOR : WITH THE DODGERS LEADING 4-2 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH , RALPH BRANCA CAME IN TO FACE THIRD BASEMAN BOBBY THOMSON . THERE WERE TWO MEN ON BASE . RUSS HODGES : AND WE 'LL SEE HOW RALPH BRANCA WILL FARE AGAINST BOBBY THOMSON AND THEN WILLIE MAYS TO FOLLOW . BRANCA : THEY BROUGHT ME IN . AND THE FIRST PITCH TO THOMSON ... AND HE TOOK IT . YOU COULD N'T PUT IT ANY MORE IN THE CENTER OF THE PLATE THAN THAT . I MEAN IT WAS CROTCH-HIGH , RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLATE . THE SECOND PITCH I 'M @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ IT 'S A FASTBALL . HODGES : ... WITH NOT TOO BIG OF A LEAD AT SECOND , BUT HE 'LL BE RUNNING LIKE THE WIND IF THOMSON HITS ONE . BRANCA THROWS . THERE 'S A LONG DRIVE . IT 'S GON NA BE , I BELIEVE ... THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT ! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT ! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT ! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT ! BOBBY THOMSON HITS INTO THE LOWER DECK OF THE LEFT-FIELD ... SCULLY : WHEN BOBBY HIT THE HOME RUN , EVERYBODY STARTED LEAVING THE FIELD . JACKIE STOOD AT SECOND BASE AND MADE SURE THAT BOBBY THOMSON STEPPED ON EACH BAG . TYPICAL . YOU KNOW , WITH EVERYTHING ELSE , UH , HE WAS STILL DOING HIS JOB . RACHEL ROBINSON : JACK SUDDENLY LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT . AND HE BEGAN TO HAVE PAIN IN HIS LEGS . NARRATOR : IN 1952 , AT AGE 33 , JACKIE ROBINSON WAS DIAGNOSED WITH DIABETES . RACHEL ROBINSON : THE DOCTOR ALSO FOUND THAT HIS HEART WAS DETERIORATING . IT WAS A SHOCK TO BOTH OF @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ FOREVER AFTER THAT . AND THEY DID . HE DID N'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT WITH ANYONE AND NEVER TALKED ABOUT WHAT CHANGES HE HAD TO MAKE IN ORDER TO KEEP PLAYING . NARRATOR : IN MAY , RACHEL GAVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER SON , DAVID . " I HAVE HAD TO REALIZE THAT BASEBALL , " ROBINSON SAID , " WILL ONE DAY BE OVER . " THAT SEASON , THE DODGERS WON 96 GAMES AND HELPED REDEEM THEIR HEARTBREAKING COLLAPSE OF THE PREVIOUS FALL . DESPITE HIS HEALTH ISSUES , ROBINSON AGAIN LED THE WAY , BATTING .308 AND HITTING A CAREER-BEST 19 HOME RUNS . BUT IN THE WORLD SERIES , HE HIT JUST .174 . ANNOUNCER : A 4-2 SEVENTH GAME VICTORY FOR THE YANKEES , THEIR FOURTH STRAIGHT WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP . RACHEL ROBINSON : IT WAS , YOU KNOW , " WE 'RE NOT GIVIN ' UP . " " WE 'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT . " " IT 'S GOING TO HAPPEN . " I MEAN , IT 'S LIKE , " IT 'S GOING TO HAPPEN ! " BUT WITH THE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ALONG FLATBUSH AVENUE , BROOKLYN , THE AWFUL SILENCE OF DEFEAT . AGAIN , IT 'S , WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR . IN THE YANKEE DRESSING ROOM , EXCITEMENT ... NARRATOR : DURING THE OFF-SEASON , ROBINSON WAS ASKED IF HE THOUGHT THE YANKEES WERE PREJUDICED . " YES , " HE RESPONDED . " THERE IS N'T A SINGLE NEGRO ON THE TEAM NOW AND VERY FEW IN THE ENTIRE FARM SYSTEM . " THE YANKEES WERE FURIOUS , INSISTING THAT THEY WOULD BE HAPPY TO FIELD A BLACK PLAYER , IF ONLY ONE WERE GOOD ENOUGH . MANY WHITES GREW TO RESENT ROBINSON 'S INCREASING OUTSPOKENNESS , AND SOME BLACKS WORRIED THAT IT WOULD SET BACK THE PROGRESS HE 'D MADE FOR THEM . " JACKIE ROBINSON OUGHT TO BEHAVE HIMSELF , " ONE WOMAN WROTE THE " CHICAGO DEFENDER , " " BEFORE HE RUINS EVERYTHING FOR NEGROES IN BASEBALL . " REPORTERS WHO HAD ONCE SUNG HIS PRAISES NOW CALLED HIM A RABBLE-ROUSER , URGED HIM TO BE A PLAYER , NOT A CRUSADER . THE " NEW ORLEANS TIMES PICAYUNE " ACCUSED ROBINSON OF BEING @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ TO WIDEN THE BREACH BETWEEN THE RACES THAN 10 OF THE MOST RABID SEGREGATIONISTS . BRYANT : HE WAS BEING HELD TO A DIFFERENT STANDARD . HERE 'S A PERSON WHO 'S IN FULL DIMENSION . THIS IS WHO HE WAS . WITHOUT THAT ANGER , YOU DO N'T GET JACKIE ROBINSON . DO YOU WANT TO KNOW JACKIE ROBINSON OR DO N'T YOU ? RACHEL ROBINSON : BECAUSE HE WAS A BLACK MAN WHEN HE WAS BEING ASSERTIVE , HE WAS BEING PUT IN A KIND OF STEREOTYPE OF BLACK MEN , LIKE ANGRY BLACK MAN . HE WAS NOT AN ANGRY BLACK MAN . HE WAS AN ATHLETE WHO WANTED TO WIN . BELAFONTE : IT 'S OK TO BE ANGRY . DR . KING SAID SO OFTEN , " ANGER IS A RIGHTEOUS EMOTION . " IT 'S ALMOST NECESSARY TO YOUR BEING . BRYANT : WHO WOULD N'T BE ANGRY ? AND WHAT WE WOULD PREFER TO DO IN AMERICA IS TO ALWAYS FOCUS ON THE PERSON WHO 'S ANGRY AND NOT FOCUS ON THE SITUATION THAT CREATED IT . NEWCOMBE : I REALLY DO N'T @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ON THE BASEBALL FIELD , GOING THROUGH ALL OF THESE THINGS . IT WAS WRONG . THEY WANTED YOU TO BE LIKE THEY WANTED YOU TO BE . AND WE WERE NOT GON NA BE LIKE THEY WANTED YOU TO BE . WE WERE GON NA BE LIKE WE WANTED TO BE , BECAUSE SOMEBODY OWED US SOMETHING . SOMEBODY OWED US SOMETHING . AND THEY OWED IT ... THEY OWED IT MOSTLY TO JACKIE ROBINSON . NARRATOR : BUT ROBINSON 'S TEAMMATE ROY CAMPANELLA WAS WORRIED THAT JACKIE 'S ASSERTIVENESS WOULD DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD . EARLY : AS CAMPANELLA BEGINS TO RISE AS A STAR ON THE DODGERS , THERE BECOMES MORE OF THIS PITTING THE PERSONALITY OF CAMPANELLA AGAINST THE PERSONALITY OF ROBINSON AND THE SPORTSWRITERS LIKING CAMPANELLA MORE , UH , BECAUSE HE 'S , UM ... HE 'S MORE HOW THEY THINK A BLACK PLAYER SHOULD ACT . NARRATOR : " A FEW YEARS AGO , " " THERE WERE MANY MORE THINGS I COULD N'T DO , " HE SAID . " I 'M WILLING TO WAIT . ALL THIS CAME BY WAITING @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ IN PHILADELPHIA . HE CAME UP THE TOUGH WAY . WHEN HE MADE THE BIG LEAGUES , TO HIM , THIS WAS HEAVEN ON EARTH . AND SO HE WOULD TELL THE YOUNG PLAYERS WHO MIGHT WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR LOCKER OR SOMETHING , " HEY , COOL IT . COOL IT . WE 'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES . DO N'T ROCK THE BOAT . WE 'RE HERE ! " RACHEL ROBINSON : HE AND JACK WERE VERY CLOSE . BUT CAMPY WAS NOT A PROTESTER . AND HE FELT THAT JACK PROTESTED TOO MUCH . SAID , " YOU 'RE LUCKY TO BE HERE . " AND JACK HATED THAT ATTITUDE . AND THEY BEGAN TO SPLIT . IT WAS VERY SAD FOR BOTH FAMILIES BECAUSE WE HAD BEEN VERY CLOSE . NARRATOR : WHATEVER THEIR DIFFERENCES OFF THE FIELD , THE TWO MEN CONTINUED TO BE THE HEART OF A DODGERS LINEUP THAT SEEMED TO FEATURE A NEW BLACK STAR EACH SEASON . BUT WHEN JUNIOR GILLIAM , A SKILLED INFIELDER , WAS PROMOTED TO THE DODGERS FOR THE 1953 SEASON , SOME WHITE PLAYERS TOOK @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ PUTTING GILLIAM IN , WHICH LEFT BILLY COX , THE GREAT DEFENSIVE THIRD BASEMAN , AS THE ODD MAN OUT . AND THERE WAS SOME GRUMBLING AMONG VETERAN PLAYERS THAT " THE BLACKS ARE COMING IN AND AND TAKING OUR JOBS . " NARRATOR : " HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A NIGGER TO TAKE YOUR JOB ? " COX ASKED A REPORTER . LATER , AFTER THE DODGERS FIELDED A LINEUP THAT INCLUDED MORE BLACKS THAN WHITES , THE PRESS MADE AN ISSUE OF IT . " THE THOUGHT HAS BEEN ADVANCED , " WROTE THE " SPORTING NEWS , " THAT TOO MANY BLACKS ON ONE TEAM " WOULD NOT BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS . " ANNOUNCER : GOOD EVENING , EVERYBODY . TODAY 'S DECISION BY THE U.S . SUPREME COURT IS CALLED THE MOST IMPORTANT ACTION OF ITS KIND SINCE THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION . OUR HIGH TRIBUNAL TODAY OUTLAWING RACIAL SEGREGATION IN SCHOOLS , BUT IT DOES NOT MEAN TOTAL CHANGE AT ONCE . THE REACTION IN THE SOUTH IS IMMEDIATE AND IT 'S ANGRY , WITH NEW PROPOSALS TO TRANSFORM THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS INTO A PRIVATE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ SOCIAL JUSTICE ACCELERATED ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY , JACKIE TRIED TO DO HIS PART , DEMANDING THAT HE AND HIS BLACK TEAMMATES NOW HAVE FULL ACCESS TO THE LOBBIES , BARS , AND SWIMMING POOLS OF THE HOTELS WHERE THEY STAYED . BUT OLD CUSTOMS REMAINED ENTRENCHED EVERYWHERE . RACHEL ROBINSON : I THINK THAT THE NORTHERN RACISM AS I EXPERIENCE IT TO THIS VERY DAY IS MORE DETRIMENTAL , MORE DESTRUCTIVE THAN WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SOUTH . THE ATTITUDES AND PRACTICES IN THE SOUTH WERE EASIER TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND OR TO FIGHT AGAINST THAN THE SUBTLE RACISM IN THE NORTH WHERE PEOPLE SAID , " OH , NO , WE 'RE NOT RACIST . IT JUST HAPPENS THAT ALL THE BUS DRIVERS ARE WHITE . " NARRATOR : SINCE THE ARRIVAL OF THEIR THIRD CHILD , RACHEL ROBINSON HAD BEEN SEARCHING FORA NEW , LARGER HOME . A HOUSE IN PURCHASE , NEW YORK , NORTH OF THE CITY , SEEMED JUST RIGHT , BUT WHEN THE ROBINSONS OFFERED THE ASKING PRICE , IT WAS QUICKLY TAKEN OFF THE MARKET . DOWN THE ROAD IN PORT CHESTER @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . IN GREENWICH , CONNECTICUT , ONE COUPLE REFUSED EVEN TO SHOW HER THEIR HOUSE . RACHEL ROBINSON : WHEN WE WENT TO TRY TO BUY PROPERTY IN STAMFORD , CONNECTICUT , THE BROKER SAID THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE HAD . AND SHE ... OR SHE WOULD TAKE US TO UNSUITABLE TYPES OF PROPERTIES . BUT THEN WE LE ... LEARNED THAT SHE LIVED IN STAMFORD AND SHE DID N'T WANT US THERE . NARRATOR : WHEN A REPORTER FOR THE " BRIDGEPORT HERALD " HEARD ABOUT RACHEL 'S TROUBLES , HE MADE THE ROBINSONS THE FOCUS OF A PIECE ON HOUSING BIAS IN THE AREA . CARLY SIMON : MY MOTHER FOUND OUT FROM THE PAPERS THAT THE ROBINSONS HAD BEEN DENIED THE ABILITY TO BUY PROPERTY IN STAMFORD , CONNECTICUT . AND SO MY MOTHER WENT AROUND TO TEMPLES AND CHURCHES AND SCHOOLS AND STARTED SPEAKING UP A STORM . NARRATOR : ANDREA SIMON , THE WIFE OF THE CO-FOUNDER OF THE PUBLISHING HOUSE SIMON SCHUSTER , INVITED RACHEL TO STAMFORD AND ARRANGED FOR A BROKER TO TAKE THEM ON A TOUR OF AVAILABLE PROPERTIES . THEIR @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ SEVERAL PONDS AND A PARTIALLY LAID FOUNDATION . IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT RACHEL HAD BEEN DREAMING OF . DURING THE SUMMER OF 1954 WITH THEIR HOUSE UNDER CONSTRUCTION , THE ROBINSONS MOVED IN WITH CARLY SIMON AND HER FAMILY . SIMON : I CAME OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR TO SEE WHERE MY MOTHER HAD BEEN ALL DAY . AND SHE SAID , " THESE ARE THE ROBINSONS , CARLY . I WANT YOU TO MEET JACKIE AND RACHEL ROBINSON . " OF COURSE I KNEW WHO JACKIE ROBINSON WAS . I WAS GOING TO BE THE FIRST GIRL CENTER FIELDER THAT THERE EVER WAS . SO JACKIE TOOK A LITTLE BAT , A CHILD SIZE BAT , AND HE TAUGHT ME TO SWING A BAT . HE WAS ... HE WAS , YOU KNOW , HE WAS A KING . RACHEL ROBINSON : WHEN WE BUILT OUR HOUSE , WE KNEW THAT THERE WOULD BE PEOPLE WHO DID N'T BELIEVE THAT WE SHOULD BE THERE . BUT WE WANTED A NATURAL SETTING FOR OUR FAMILY ... ACREAGE AROUND US WHERE WE COULD BE FREE TO RUN AND PLAY AND @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ABOUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT HOME AND THE PEACE AND COMFORT OF HOME . JACKIE : " GOVERNOR BRADFORD HAD INVITED THEM " " TO A FEAST THIS THANKSGIVING ... " RACHEL ROBINSON : AND WE CREATED IT . I THINK WE FEEL PROUD OF THAT , HAVING PRODUCED THIS FOR OURSELVES . JACKIE : " THE INDIANS WORE LEGGINGS " " AND A KIND OF SHIRT MADE OF DEERSKIN ... " [MUSIC_PLAYING_ON_SOUNDTRACK] ERSKINE : ONE DAY , WE HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR PEE WEE AT EBBETS FIELD . IN THE FIFTH INNING , THE GAME WAS HALTED AND HE 'S GON NA GET A CAR , AND WE GAVE HIM AWARDS . AND WE SANG " HAPPY BIRTHDAY . " AND WHILE THE LIGHTS WERE DOWN , THE GROUND CREW WENT ON TOP OF EBBETS FIELD AND RAN UP A SMALL CONFEDERATE FLAG IN HIS HONOR BECAUSE HE WAS FROM LOUISVILLE , KENTUCKY . WE GO IN THE CLUBHOUSE AFTER THE GAME . AND JACKIE IS IRATE . I MEAN , HE WAS LIVID . " WHO WOULD EVER LET JIM CROW BACK IN THE BALLPARK ? " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THE INDIGNITIES THAT A BLACK PERSON HAD TO ENDURE . AND JACKIE ROBINSON WAS A MAN WHO HAD AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF RACE PRIDE AND , UH , SAW NO REASON WHY HE SHOULD HAVE TO ENDURE INDIGNITIES OF THAT SORT . NARRATOR : DURING THE 1955 SEASON , JACKIE ROBINSON HIT ONLY .256 AND SAT OUT ALMOST 50 GAMES , PLAGUED BY ANKLE AND KNEE INJURIES . BUT THE DODGERS , NOW LED BY ALL-STARS DUKE SNIDER , ROY CAMPANELLA , AND 20-GAME-WINNER DON NEWCOMBE , WON 98 GAMES AND CLINCHED THE NATIONAL LEAGUE PENNANT WITH 16 GAMES TO GO . [FANFARE] THEY WOULD AGAIN FACE THE DREADED YANKEES IN THE WORLD SERIES . ANNOUNCER : A PACKED YANKEE STADIUM FOR THE WORLD SERIES OPENER ... RIVAL MANAGERS CASEY STENGEL FOR THE NEW YORK YANKEES , WALT ALSTON FOR THE DODGERS . THE BIG QUESTION : CAN THE BROOKS DO IT THIS TIME ? NARRATOR : IN THE EIGHTH INNING OF THE FIRST GAME WITH THE DODGERS TRAILING BY 3 RUNS , JACKIE ROBINSON REACHED SECOND BASE ON AN ERROR AND THEN ADVANCED TO THIRD ON @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ YANKS ' WHITEY FORD TRYING TO STAVE OFF A DODGER RALLY . THE PITCH . AND JACKIE ROBINSON , ON THIRD , STREAKS IN TO STEAL HOME ! [CHEERING] " SAFE , " SAYS UMPIRE SUMMERS , AND THE RHUBARB IS ON . ERSKINE : AT THIS POINT IN HIS CAREER , HE WAS NOT AS FAST . HE WAS N'T AS QUICK . HE WAS HEAVIER . HE WENT AGAINST ALL THE ODDS . THAT STEALING OF HOME WAS JACKIE 'S WAY OF MAKING A STATEMENT . NARRATOR : IT WAS THE 19th TIME THAT JACKIE ROBINSON HAD DONE ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT THINGS IN ALL OF SPORTS ... STEAL HOME . AND EVEN THOUGH THE YANKEES WON THAT GAME , JACKIE 'S DARING MOVE GALVANIZED THE DODGERS . ONCE AGAIN , THE SERIES WENT TO 7 GAMES . AL HELFER : STARTS INTO HIS WINDUP . HERE 'S THE 1-1 PITCH . IT 'S A CURVE BALL HIT ON INTO RIGHT CENTER FIELD . GOING ... NARRATOR : BUT THIS TIME , THE DODGERS TOOK A 2-0 LEAD INTO THE NINTH . HELFER : TWO BALLS , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ NINTH INNING . JOHNNY PODRES INTO HIS WINDUP AND THE 2-2 PITCH ... A LOT OF CURVE . A GROUND BALL TO LEFT SIDE . PEE WEE REESE HAS IT . THE THROW TO FIRST ... AND HE 'S OUT . AND THE DODGERS WIN ! THEY 'RE GRABBING JOHNNY PODRES , THEY 'RE PUMMELING HIM , PUSHING HIM AROUND . ANNOUNCER : MAN , OH , BOY . OH , PODRES . THIS ... THIS WAS SOMETHING . THIS WAS AS FINE A WORLD SERIES BALL GAME THAT EVER HAS BEEN PLAYED ALMOST , AND CERTAINLY NOBODY ... NARRATOR : AFTER 72 SEASONS OF BIG-LEAGUE BASEBALL IN BROOKLYN AND EIGHT FAILED TRIPS TO THE WORLD SERIES , THE DODGERS AND JACKIE ROBINSON WERE FINALLY CHAMPIONS . ERSKINE : WE WENT UP THE RUNWAY AT YANKEE STADIUM INTO THE VISITORS ' CLUBHOUSE . THERE WAS NOT THE BURST OF EXCITEMENT AND THE CHAMPAGNE RIGHT AWAY . THERE WAS VERY QUIET THE FIRST FEW MOMENTS WE GOT IN THERE , AND I FELT IT . I FELT ALMOST A SPIRITUAL FEELING ABOUT THIS ... THIS EXPERIENCE . AND I KIND OF @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . JACKIE . AND FOR A MOMENT OR TWO , THERE WAS JUST REVERENCE ABOUT THIS EXPERIENCE ... BEFORE NEWCOMBE , PEE WEE , AND DUKE POPPED THE CHAMPAGNE . AND THEN ON , IT WAS JUST , BLEW THE TOP OFF ALL NIGHT IN BROOKLYN . NEVER BEEN THE SAME . HOW DO YOU FEEL ? OH , I FEEL GREAT . UH , THERE 'S NO WAY ... NO OTHER WAY TO FEEL BUT GREAT AFTER YOU WIN THE WORLD SERIES . JACKIE : CA N'T HARDLY TALK . BOY , THIS IS SOMETHING , I TELL YOU . REPORTER : YOU WAIT A LONG TIME FOR THIS ONE , JACKIE ? JACKIE : YES , WE HAVE , AND WE GOT IT NOW ! AND WE 'RE GON NA GET A LOT MORE BEFORE IT 'S OVER ... RACHEL ROBINSON : HE WAS BEYOND EXCITED . IT WAS THE PINNACLE OF WHAT HE HAD HOPED FOR AND HAD WAITED SO LONG FOR . NARRATOR : THAT WINTER OF 1955 IN AN ACT OF DEFIANCE SIMILAR TO THE ONE JACKIE ROBINSON HAD MADE ON AN ARMY BASE 11 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ SECRETARY OF THE MONTGOMERY , ALABAMA , CHAPTER OF THE NAACP , REFUSED TO MOVE TO THE BACK OF A CITY BUS WHEN THE DRIVER ORDERED HER TO GIVE UP HER SEAT FOR A WHITE MAN . A PROTRACTED BUS BOYCOTT FOLLOWED . " THE MORE I READ ABOUT THE MONTGOMERY SITUATION , " JACKIE WROTE , " THE MORE RESPECT I HAVE FOR THE JOB THEY ARE DOING . " AMONG THE LEADERS OF THE BOYCOTT WAS A YOUNG MINISTER FROM ATLANTA NAMED MARTIN LUTHER KING JR . AS A STUDENT AT MOREHOUSE COLLEGE , HE HAD BEEN INSPIRED BY ROBINSON 'S BREAKING OF THE COLOR LINE AND PRAISED THE AFRICAN AMERICAN PIONEER FOR " SHAKING THE GATES . " MARTIN LUTHER KING JR ; WHEN YOU SIT DOWN ON THE BUS AND YOU SIT DOWN IN THE FRONT OR YOU SIT DOWN BY A WHITE PERSON , YOU ARE SITTING THERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DUTY TO SIT THERE , NOT MERELY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A RIGHT . YOU HAVE A DUTY TO SIT THERE BECAUSE AS LONG AS YOU SIT IN THE BACK , YOU HAVE A @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ LET THE WHITE MAN SIT IN THE FRONT AND PUSH YOU BACK THERE , HE HAS A FALSE SENSE OF SUPERIORITY . CROWDMEMBERSCHEER , SPEAKEXCITEDLY [INDISTINCT_CONVERSATIONS] RACHEL ROBINSON : IN 1956 , JACK WAS N'T IN PEAK CONDITION . AND HE KNEW IT . HE JUST DID N'T FEEL AS UP FOR THE GAME AS ... AS HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN . HE ALSO SENSED THAT THE OWNERS WERE BEGINNING TO TAKE THAT SAME POSITION ABOUT HIM . NARRATOR : NURSING STIFF JOINTS AND SORE LEGS , ROBINSON MUDDLED THROUGH THE 1956 SEASON . HE PLAYED THIRD , SECOND , FIRST , AND THE OUTFIELD ... WHEREVER THE MANAGER PUT HIM . BRYANT : MY FAVORITE PERIOD IN SPORTS IS THE PERIOD WHEN THE PLAYER HAS DIMINISHED BUT THE FIRE STILL ALLOWS THEM TO BE GREAT IN SMALL MOMENTS . THEY CA N'T DO IT OVER A FULL SEASON , BUT WHEN IT COUNTS , THEY CAN STILL GET YOU . BY 1956 , HE WAS DONE AS AN EVERYDAY PLAYER . BUT WHEN IT MATTERED , THAT 'S WHEN YOU SAW THE OLD ROBINSON , AND THAT 'S WHEN @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ OF HIM . HE WAS ABLE TO CONJURE UP ALL THE OLD MAGIC . HE COULD N'T DO IT EVERY SINGLE DAY , BUT HE COULD BURY YOU , AND HE DID . ANNOUNCER : EVERY GAME HAS ITS HEROES ... NARRATOR : ON THE FINAL DAY OF THE SEASON , ROBINSON HIT A HOME RUN TO HELP BROOKLYN CLINCH THE PENNANT . BUT IN THE WORLD SERIES , THE YANKEES BEAT THE DODGERS IN 7 GAMES AGAIN . ANNOUNCER : A TEAR GROWS IN BROOKLYN AS JACKIE ROBINSON IS THE LAST OUT AS THE NEW YORK YANKEES REGAIN THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP . NARRATOR : THAT FALL , RUMORS SURFACED THAT ROBINSON WAS BEING CONSIDERED TO MANAGE THE MONTREAL ROYALS . RACHEL ROBINSON : NEITHER RICKEY NOR O'MALLEY THOUGHT HE SHOULD BE A MANAGER OR ENCOURAGED HIM TO BE A MANAGER . IT WAS N'T SOMETHING HE WAS GON NA FIGHT FOR . I THINK HE WAS GON NA WAIT TILL IT WAS BESTOWED ON HIM BY THEM , AND THEY DID N'T . AND HE WALKED AWAY FROM IT . NARRATOR : ROBINSON CLAIMED THAT HE WOULD PLAY AGAIN @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ SECRETLY AGREED TO BECOME VICE-PRESIDENT OF CHOCK FULL O'NUTS , A CHAIN OF COFFEE SHOPS IN NEW YORK CITY . BEFORE NEWS OF ROBINSON 'S RETIREMENT BECAME PUBLIC , THE DODGERS STUNNED THE BASEBALL WORLD BY TRADING HIM TO THE NEW YORK GIANTS . ERSKINE : HOW ... HOW COULD YOU EVER TRADE JACKIE ROBINSON , AND TO THE GIANTS ? ! ' CAUSE WHEN YOU SAY TED WILLIAMS , YOU KNOW IT 'S THE RED SOX . MUSIAL IS THE CARDINALS . DIMAGGIO IS THE YANKEES . THE DODGERS IS JACKIE . NARRATOR : WHEN ROBINSON 'S PLAN TO LEAVE THE GAME AND JOIN CHUCK FULL O'NUTS LEAKED , THE DODGERS FRONT OFFICE SUGGESTED THAT JACKIE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET A HIGHER SALARY FROM THE GIANTS . SOME ACCUSED HIM OF INGRATITUDE . FRANK LANE , THE GENERAL MANAGER OF THE CARDINALS SAID , " I 'D SAY THAT MR . ROBINSON OWES EVERYTHING HE HAS TO BASEBALL . " BUT OTHERS DEFENDED HIM . " IF THERE IS AN UNFULFILLED OBLIGATION IN THE CASE OF BASEBALL VS . JACKIE ROBINSON , " WROTE HAROLD WEISSMAN IN THE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ TO BASEBALL , WHICH CAN NEVER PAY OFF IN FULL . " BRYANT : THEY COULD NOT WAIT TO GET RID OF HIM . THEY COULD N'T WAIT TO NOT HAVE TO HEAR HIM ANYMORE COMPLAIN THAT THE YANKEES WERE N'T INTEGRATING AND COMPLAIN THAT THE RED SOX WERE N'T INTEGRATING AND COMPLAIN THAT THERE WAS NO THIRD-BASE COACHES THAT WERE BLACK . ROBINSON UNDERSTOOD THAT WHAT YOU WERE GIVING HIM BY PUTTING HIM IN UNIFORM WAS N'T ENOUGH . IT WAS NEVER GON NA BE ENOUGH UNTIL HE GOT EVERYTHING , WHICH IS FULL PARTNERSHIP IN THE AMERICAN DREAM . [CHEERING] ED CHARLES : WE WERE JACKIE DISCIPLES . JACK WAS INTEGRATING THE MAJOR LEAGUES . NOW WE GOT TO INTEGRATE THE MINOR LEAGUES . AND THAT WAS PRETTY TOUGH . THERE WAS TIMES I FELT LIKE I WANTED TO QUIT , BUT THEN I WOULD THINK ABOUT JACKIE AND WHAT HE HAD TO GO THROUGH . IF JACKIE DID N'T QUIT , I 'M NOT GON NA QUIT . MINNIE MINOSO : WE ARE LIKE A CLOWN . YOU MIGHT BE CRYING INSIDE , BUT THE PEOPLE , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ BEST WHEN YOU PERFORM AND SMILE ALL THE TIME , EVEN IF YOU INSIDE CRYING . IF JACKIE MAKE IT , I MAKE IT . AND I SAID , " I HAVE A CHANCE . " MICHELLE OBAMA : SO MANY OF US , I KNOW , GROWING UP , WERE TAUGHT BY OUR PARENTS AND OUR GRANDPARENTS THAT YOU HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN GOOD . YOU HAVE TO BE TWICE AS GOOD . A LOT OF THAT COMES FROM LOOKING AT PEOPLE LIKE JACKIE ROBINSON . THOSE OPPORTUNITIES DO N'T COME UNLESS YOU 'RE READY FOR THEM . AND YOU HAVE TO BE READY THAN ... MORE READY THAN MOST . NARRATOR : JACKIE ROBINSON 'S LEGACY IN BASEBALL WAS SUBSTANTIAL AND LONG-LASTING . BLACK PLAYERS WERE NOW ON NEARLY EVERY ROSTER . AND IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE , THEY WON THE MVP AWARD 9 OUT OF 11 YEARS . ROBINSON 'S FORBEARANCE AND DETERMINATION HAD OPENED THE DOOR FOR LATIN AS WELL AS AFRICAN AMERICAN PLAYERS , INCLUDING MANY OF THE GREATEST STARS WHO EVER PLAYED THE GAME . [SOUNDS_OF_BATS_HITTING_BALLS] [SOUND_OF_BALL_HITTING_GLOVE] [CROWD_CHEERING] **26;14500;TOOLONG ANNOUNCER : OUR GUEST @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , THE FIRST NEGRO TO BREAK THE RACIAL BARRIER IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES . LAWRENCE SPIVAK : MR . ROBINSON , HOW DO YOU ... HOW DO YOU ANSWER THOSE PEOPLE WHO INSIST THAT THE NAACP IS MOVING VERY , VERY FAST TO GET THE RIGHTS OF THE NEGRO ? JACKIE : WELL , WHEN THEY SAY THAT THE NAACP IS MOVING TOO FAST , UH , " TAKE YOUR TIME , BE PATIENT , " THE NEGRO HAS PROVEN BEYOND A DOUBT THAT WE HAVE BEEN MORE THAN PATIENT . AND THE CIVIL WAR HAS BEEN OVER ABOUT 93 YEARS . AND IF THAT IS N'T PATIENCE , I DO N'T KNOW WHAT IS . MARTY EDELMAN : HE WAS ON TO THE NEXT PART OF HIS LIFE . HE HAD A NEW WORLD THAT HE WAS GON NA TAKE ON AND EMBRACE . AND IT HAD SOME ... HAD BUSINESS AND POLITICS AND A CHANGE IN THE WAY HE AND RACHEL LIVED . AND I THINK HE SAID , YOU KNOW , " I ... I 'M LOOKING FORWARD ... " " YOU NEVER STEAL THE BASE THAT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . " NARRATOR : AS JACKIE ROBINSON 'S BASEBALL CAREER CAME TO AN END , THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF COLORED PEOPLE HAD AWARDED HIM ITS HIGHEST HONOR , THE SPINGARN MEDAL . PREVIOUS RECIPIENTS INCLUDED W.E.B . DU BOIS , A . PHILIP RANDOLPH , MARY McLEOD BETHUNE , AND THURGOOD MARSHALL . ROBINSON RAISED MONEY FOR THE NAACP IN SCHOOLS , CHURCHES , AND COMMUNITY AUDITORIUMS FROM BALTIMORE TO OAKLAND , CHALLENGING BLACKS TO FIGHT FOR FIRST-CLASS CITIZENSHIP , AND ENCOURAGING THEM TO VOTE . [APPLAUSE] IN MARCH 1957 , ROBINSON BEGAN WORKING AT CHOCK FULL O'NUTS . COMMUTING EACH DAY FROM STAMFORD TO MANHATTAN , HE THREW HIMSELF INTO LEARNING THE COMPANY 'S OPERATIONS , MASTERING WAGE SCALES AND EMPLOYEE BENEFITS , AND GETTING TO KNOW THE MOSTLY BLACK WORKFORCE , WHOSE CONCERNS HE WAS EAGER TO ADDRESS . [LAUGHTER] AT HOME ON CASCADE ROAD , JACKIE SETTLED INTO A REGULAR FAMILY ROUTINE FOR THE FIRST TIME . SHARON ROBINSON : MY SPECIAL TIME WITH MY DAD WAS GOING INTO NEW YORK CITY . SO I PUT ON WHITE GLOVES , AND I WAS ALL @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ IN THAT CAR DRIVING ALONG THE MERRITT PARKWAY , WHICH WAS LIKE A ROLLER COASTER RIDE . AND MY FATHER LOVED THE SPEED AND THE HILLS . AND SO IT WAS ALL TRUE EXCITEMENT , BUT REALLY IT WAS BECAUSE IT WAS JUST THE TWO OF US . NARRATOR : BUT IN NEARLY ALL-WHITE STAMFORD , DAVID , SHARON , AND JACKIE JR . WERE OFTEN THE ONLY BLACK CHILDREN IN THEIR CLASSROOMS AND ON THE TEAMS AND CLUBS THEY WERE ALLOWED TO JOIN . ON JACKIE JUNIOR 'S FIRST DAY OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL , HE AND RACHEL HAD BEEN MET BY ROWS OF WHITE STUDENTS WHO POINTED AND STARED . " OH , LOOK AT THE LITTLE COLORED BOY , " SHE HEARD ONE WHISPER . HIS YOUNGER BROTHER DAVID HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE . DAVID ROBINSON : TO THINK ABOUT MYSELF INTEGRATING FIRST GRADE , ONE BLACK IN A SCHOOL OF 900 , THERE WAS DISCRIMINATION ; THEY LET ME IN THE SCHOOL BUT I COULD NOT GO TO THE ... THE COUNTRY CLUBS , I COULD NOT GO TO THE HOCKEY RINK . THEY WOULD NOT LET @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ FACT THAT HE INTEGRATED THAT CLASS WAS NOT OUR EFFORT TO , UH , TO FORCE EQUALITY OR ... OR CHANGE THE WORLD . IT WAS THE NEAREST SCHOOL TO OUR HOME , AND IT HAD AVERY GOOD REPUTATION FOR EDUCATING CHILDREN . SO DAVID JUST HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH IT . SHARON ROBINSON : WE DID N'T EVEN TALK ABOUT WHAT IT WAS LIKE FOR US TO DESEGREGATE OUR SCHOOLS IN CONNECTICUT . WE WERE JUST GOING TO SCHOOL AND THEY WERE SAYING , " DO YOU TAKE A BATH ? " BUT WE DID N'T TALK ABOUT HOW THAT WAS AFFECTING US . WE DID N'T TALK ABOUT THAT AT HOME BECAUSE WHAT WAS HAPPENING EXTERNAL WAS SO BIG . WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE LITTLE ROCK NINE . SO THERE WAS A SORT OF SHELTERING AND SORT OF A DENIAL ALMOST OF ... OF OUR OWN PAIN . NARRATOR : IN 1959 , JACKIE ROBINSON AND A YOUNG WRITER NAMED BILL BRANCH BEGAN COLLABORATING ON A WEEKLY COLUMN FOR THE LIBERAL " NEW YORK POST " UNDER ROBINSON 'S BYLINE . THE " POST 'S " EDITOR @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ REAL NATIONAL SYNDICATION FOR A BLACK WRITER . WILLIAM BRANCH : WHITES JUST ASSUMED THAT BLACKS HAD THE SAME PERSPECTIVES THAT THEY HAD . SO THE COLUMN MADE A GREAT CONTRIBUTION IN INFORMING WHITES , PARTICULARLY , OF ATTITUDES AND EVENTS , UH , AND PERSPECTIVES FROM THE BLACK COMMUNITY . NARRATOR : IT WAS PUBLISHED IN THE SPORTS SECTION , BUT ROBINSON IMMEDIATELY BEGAN FOCUSING ON ISSUES OUTSIDE ATHLETICS . THE COLUMN DREW ATTENTION TO A MISSISSIPPI LYNCHING , CRITICIZED THE BIGOTRY OF WHITE LONG ISLAND RESIDENTS WHO RESISTED SCHOOL INTEGRATION , AND ACCUSED THE RED SOX , NOW THE ONLY BIG LEAGUE TEAM WITHOUT A SINGLE BLACK PLAYER , OF PREJUDICE . AND HE PROMISED TO TAKE A CAREFUL LOOK AT THE CANDIDATES IN THE UPCOMING 1960 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION . MAN AS JACKIE : I GUESS YOU 'D CALL ME AN INDEPENDENT . AS A NEGRO , I 'VE BEEN WOOED BY THE DEMOCRATS WITH THE MEMORY OF FRANKLIN D . ROOSEVELT AND THE NEW DEAL ... AND CULTIVATED BY THE REPUBLICANS WITH THE MEMORY OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND THE CIVIL WAR . BUT I ALWAYS DECIDE MY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ AT THE ACTUAL CANDIDATES AND ISSUES THEMSELVES , NO MATTER WHAT THE PARTY LABEL OR THE ANCESTRAL GHOST . MICHAEL LONG : ROBINSON 'S DREAM WAS A TWO-PARTY SYSTEM IN WHICH AFRICAN AMERICANS SUSPEND THEIR VOTE UNTIL THEY CAN DETERMINE WHICH PARTY OR WHICH CANDIDATE IS GOING TO BEST ADVANCE THEIR CIVIL RIGHTS AGENDA . ROBINSON THOUGHT IT WAS A TRAGEDY THAT AFRICAN-AMERICANS WERE SO WILLING TO GO TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AS A BLOCK . HE THOUGHT THAT THEY LOST LEVERAGE WHEN THEY DID THAT . I KNOW THAT IT IS N'T JUST A SOUTHERN PROBLEM . I KNOW THAT IT 'S A NORTHERN PROBLEM AND A WESTERN PROBLEM AND AN EASTERN PROBLEM AND THAT ALL OF US HAVE GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS PROBLEM BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT ... NARRATOR : VICE PRESIDENT RICHARD NIXON WAS THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE . ROBINSON AND NIXON HAD BEEN FREQUENT CORRESPONDENTS SINCE THEIR FIRST MEETING IN 1952 . " I HAVE DEVELOPED A DEEP SENSE OF APPRECIATION " FOR YOUR CONSTANT EFFORTS TO PROVIDE A GREATER MEASURE OF JUSTICE FOR NEGRO AMERICANS , " WROTE JACKIE . " YOUR EXPRESSION OF APPROVAL @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ CONSTANT SOURCE OF STRENGTH AND ENCOURAGEMENT TO ME . " LONG : NIXON DID NOT HAVE A GOOD RECORD ON CIVIL RIGHTS . BUT ROBINSON BELIEVED THAT NIXON HAD ACTUALLY DEVELOPED , HAD EVOLVED ON THE ISSUE OF CIVIL RIGHTS . MAN AS ROBINSON : NIXON SEEMS VERY MUCH AWARE OF THE NEED FOR USING THE INFLUENCE AND PRESTIGE OF THE PRESIDENCY TO ADVANCE EQUAL RIGHTS . I FEEL HE HAS AS GOOD A CHANCE AS ANY OF THE CURRENT CANDIDATES TO WOO AND WIN A GREAT MANY NEGRO VOTES . NARRATOR : ROBINSON WAS OPENLY SKEPTICAL OF THE DEMOCRATIC FRONTRUNNER , MASSACHUSETTS SENATOR JOHN F . KENNEDY , WHOSE STANCE ON CIVIL RIGHTS HAD BECOME INCREASINGLY CAUTIOUS AS HIS POLITICAL AMBITIONS GREW . " THIS COUNTRY CAN NOT AFFORD TO HAVE ANOTHER PRESIDENT , " ROBINSON WROTE , " WHO LACKS THE COURAGE TO FACE SQUARELY " " THE BURNING ISSUE OF OUR TIMES : THE COLOR LINE . " BELAFONTE : JOHN F . KENNEDY DID N'T QUITE GET THE ROLE THAT THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT WOULD PLAY AT THAT TIME . HE DID N'T TAKE THE CIVIL @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ IT AS A GAME CHANGER . TOM BROKAW : KENNEDY WORRIED ABOUT THE POLITICAL CONSEQUENCES FOR HIM BECAUSE HE WANTED TO CARRY THE SOUTH , AND HE WORRIED IF HE GOT TOO FAR OUT IN FRONT OF THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT , HE WOULD LOSE A LOT OF SOUTHERN SUPPORT . LONG : KENNEDY HAD AGREED TO MEET WITH THE SEGREGATIONIST GOVERNOR OF ALABAMA , JOHN PATTERSON . AFTER THAT PRIVATE MEETING , GOVERNOR PATTERSON COMES OUT AND ANNOUNCES THAT JOHN F . KENNEDY , HE BELIEVES IS A FRIEND OF THE SOUTH . NARRATOR : ROBINSON WAS SO OFFENDED THAT HE REFUSED TO POSE FORA PICTURE WITH KENNEDY AT A DINNER IN NEW YORK . AND WHEN KENNEDY CHOSE TEXAS SENATOR LYNDON JOHNSON AS HIS RUNNING MATE , JACKIE DISMISSED THE SELECTION AS " A BID , " HE SAID , " FOR THE APPEASEMENT OF SOUTHERN BIGOTS . " BRANCH : THE KENNEDYS WERE SO UPSET BY JACKIE 'S COMMENTS , UH , IN THE " POST , " THEY ARRANGED A FACE-TO-FACE MEETING . LONG : ROBINSON SAYS , " DURING THIS MEETING , SENATOR KENNEDY " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : KENNEDY SAID , " MR . ROBINSON , " " BEING FROM MASSACHUSETTS , I HAVE N'T KNOWN TOO MANY NEGROES . " AND JACK SAID , " I THOUGHT , IF YOU 'RE IN CONGRESS , " " YOU DAMN WELL BETTER MAKE IT YOUR BUSINESS TO KNOW NEGROES . " NARRATOR : IN SEPTEMBER , ROBINSON TOOK A LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM CHOCK FULL O'NUTS TO CAMPAIGN FULL-TIME FOR RICHARD NIXON . THE " POST " IMMEDIATELY SUSPENDED HIS COLUMN . BELAFONTE : HE JUST DECIDED , " I 'M FOR NIXON . " AND THAT SENT A SHOCK OF HORROR THROUGH THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY . RACHEL ROBINSON : I WAS OPPOSED TO HIS SUPPORTING NIXON OR ANY REPUBLICAN . I CAME FROM A FAMILY OF TWO GENERATIONS OF STAUNCH DEMOCRATS , AND WE COULD N'T SEE HOW HE COULD EVER GIVE ANYTHING TO THE REPUBLICANS . HOWEVER , HE WAS HIS OWN MAN , AND HE DECIDED THAT THAT 'S WHAT HE WANTED TO DO . NARRATOR : ROBINSON TRAVELED THE COUNTRY , PRAISING NIXON AND CRITICIZING KENNEDY . BUT IT FRUSTRATED HIM THAT NIXON WOULD @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ELECTION DAY , MARTIN LUTHER KING JR . WAS ARRESTED IN ATLANTA , GEORGIA , FOR TAKING PART IN A LUNCH COUNTER SIT-IN . HE WAS DENIED BAIL AND SENTENCED TO SERVE 4 MONTHS ON A CHAIN GANG . [GAVEL_POUNDS] KING 'S WIFE CORETTA WAS SURE HE 'D BE KILLED . BELAFONTE : DR . KING ON A CHAIN GANG IN THE SOUTH WAS TO MAKE HIM VULNERABLE TO ALL SORTS OF VIOLENCE . AT ALL COSTS , HE HAD TO BE REMOVED FROM THE CHAIN GANG . NARRATOR : ROBINSON CORNERED HIS CANDIDATE , DESPERATE TO CONVINCE NIXON TO PLACE A PHONE CALL TO DR . KING IN PRISON AS A SYMBOL OF HIS SUPPORT FOR CIVIL RIGHTS . NIXON REFUSED . IT WOULD BE GRANDSTANDING , HE SAID . ROBINSON WAS HEARTBROKEN . " NIXON DOES N'T DESERVE TO WIN , " HE SAID TO AN AIDE AS HE LEFT THE MEETING . MEANWHILE , MEMBERS OF JOHN F . KENNEDY 'S INNER CIRCLE PERSUADED HIM TO PLACE A CALL TO CORETTA KING AND EXPRESS HIS CONCERN . THE FOLLOWING DAY , THE CANDIDATES BROTHER , ROBERT KENNEDY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . KING , PENDING APPEAL . NATURALLY , I 'M VERY HAPPY TO KNOW OF SENATOR KENNEDY 'S CONCERN AND , UH , ALL THAT HE DID TO MAKE THIS POSSIBLE . NARRATOR : WORD OF THE KENNEDY FAMILY 'S ACTIONS SPREAD QUICKLY IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY . DR . KING HIMSELF DID NOT BACK ANY CANDIDATE , BUT HIS FATHER , THE REVEREND MARTIN LUTHER KING SR . , WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY ENDORSED NIXON , CHANGED ALLEGIANCES . " BECAUSE THIS MAN WAS WILLING TO WIPE THE TEARS " " FROM MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW 'S EYES , " HE SAID , " I 'VE GOT A SUITCASE FULL OF VOTES , " " AND I 'M GOING TO TAKE THEM TO MR . KENNEDY " " AND DUMP THEM IN HIS LAP . " [CHEERING] ON NOVEMBER 8,1960 , JOHN F . KENNEDY WON BY JUST OVER 100,000 VOTES . THE ELECTION , UH , MAY HAVE BEEN A CLOSE ONE , BUT I THINK THAT THERE IS GENERAL AGREEMENT BY ALL OF OUR CITIZENS THAT A SUPREME NATIONAL EFFORT WILL BE NEEDED IN THE YEARS AHEAD TO MOVE THIS @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ RETURNED TO HIS POSITION AT CHOCK FULL O'NUTS , BUT THE " NEW YORK POST " DECLINED TO RESUME HIS COLUMN . HE WAS SURE THAT HIS SUPPORT FOR NIXON WAS TO BLAME . THAT SAME YEAR , EBBETS FIELD , THE HOME OF THE BROOKLYN DODGERS SINCE 1913 , WAS DEMOLISHED . OWNER WALTER O'MALLEY HAD HOPED TO REPLACE THE SMALL , BELOVED BALLPARK WITH A STATE-OF-THE-ART STADIUM IN BROOKLYN WITH AMPLE PARKING FOR THE WHITE FANS WHO WERE INCREASINGLY MOVING TO THE SUBURBS , BUT THE CITY HAD REFUSED TO HELP HIM ACQUIRE THE LAND . BEFORE THE 1958 SEASON , O'MALLEY HAD MOVED THE BROOKLYN DODGERS TO LOS ANGELES . RACHEL ROBINSON : JACK AND I DID HAVE AVERY SPECIAL BOND . AND IT LASTED THROUGHOUT OUR LIVES . IT GOT TESTED FROM TIME TO TIME BY EXTERNAL THINGS AND THINGS BETWEEN US . HE WAS SO ACCUSTOMED TO HAVING ME WITH HIM EVERYWHERE . I EVEN RODE IN HIS GOLF CARTS WHILE HE PLAYED GOLF . SO WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO GO TO WORK AND I WANTED TO DEVELOP A PROFESSIONAL SIDE OF MYSELF @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ AND SAID IT IN LOVING TERMS LIKE , YOU KNOW , " I 'LL MISS YOU AND I CA N'T DO THIS " AND DA DA DA DA . BUT , UH , IN FACT , HE WAS OPPOSED TO IT . AND WE HAD TO WORK THROUGH THAT OVER TIME . NARRATOR : IN THE SPRING OF 1961 , RACHEL EARNED A MASTER 'S DEGREE IN NURSING AND GOT A JOB AT A HOSPITAL IN THE BRONX . " RAE HAS BEEN SO BUSY LATELY , WE HAVE N'T BEEN ABLE TO DO MANY OF THE THINGS WE LIKE DOING , " JACKIE COMPLAIN ED TO A FRIEND . " BUT SHE IS SO WRAPPED UP IN HER WORK , SHE DOES N'T MIND AT ALL . " WITH BOTH RACHEL AND JACKIE NOW WORKING OUTSIDE THE HOME , THE ROBINSONS ENLISTED RACHEL 'S MOTHER ZELLEE TO HELP WITH THE KIDS . DAVID HAD FORGED CLOSE FRIENDSHIPS WITH HIS WHITE CLASSMATES , AND HE DISPLAYED A STRONG , INDEPENDENT STREAK , LIKE HIS FATHER . SHARON , A DILIGENT STUDENT , JOINED THE GIRL SCOUTS AND TOOK BALLET CLASSES @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ DIFFERENT ... INCREASINGLY WITHDRAWN , RESENTFUL OF THE CONSTANT PRESSURE TO BE LIKE HIS FATHER . SHARON ROBINSON : HE WAS NAMED JACKIE ROBINSON JR . THERE WAS NO PLACE FOR HIM TO HIDE . YOU KNOW , HE COULD N'T BE HIMSELF . RACHEL ROBINSON : HE WAS N'T PERFORMING ACADEMICALLY . HE BEGAN TO ASSOCIATE WITH CHILDREN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD THAT WERE NOT DOING GOOD THINGS . AND WE DID N'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO FOR HIM OR WITH HIM . SHARON ROBINSON : I ADORED MY OLDER BROTHER , BUT HE WAS ALWAYS CREATING CHAOS IN THE HOUSE . AND THAT SORT OF CARRIED ON AND BECAME MORE CHAOTIC THE OLDER HE GOT . NARRATOR : SENT AWAY TO BOARDING SCHOOL , HE WAS SUSPENDED FOR POOR ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE AND GETTING INTO FIGHTS . RACHEL ROBINSON : JACK WOULD DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM JACKIE JR . AT TIMES BECAUSE HE FELT THAT JACKIE WAS N'T AS LOVING TOWARD HIM OR HE DID N'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE JACKIE 'S BEHAVIOR . SO HE WOULD MOVE HIMSELF OUT OF THE PICTURE . AND THAT WAS UNFORTUNATE FOR BOTH @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I KNOW YOU SOMETIMES WONDER ABOUT ME , AND I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I LOVE YOU , SHARON , AND DAVID VERY MUCH . AT TIMES I MAY SEEM TO GET AWFULLY ANGRY AT YOU , BUT I HOPE YOU ARE NEVER AFRAID OF ME . I 'M ALREADY PROUD OF YOU . WILL YOU MAKE ME MORE PROUD ? PLEASE TRY , JACKIE . NARRATOR : ON JULY 23 , 1962 , IN THE TINY VILLAGE OF COOPERSTOWN , NEW YORK , 5,000 PEOPLE CAME OUT TO SEE JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON , THE GRANDSON OF SLAVES , INDUCTED INTO THE HALL OF FAME . OVER THE YEARS , ROBINSON HAD HAD HIS DIFFERENCES WITH MANY OF THE WRITERS WHOSE VOTES DETERMINED ADMISSION INTO THE HALL . BUT NOW , IN AN UNEXPECTED SHOW OF APPRECIATION , THEY HAD CHOSEN HIM IN HIS FIRST YEAR OF ELIGIBILITY . [APPLAUSE] JACKIE : I ONLY HOPE THAT I 'LL BE ABLE TO LIVE UP TO THIS TREMENDOUSLY FINE HONOR . IT 'S SOMETHING THAT I THINK THOSE OF US WHO ARE FORTUNATE , AGAIN , MUST USE IN ORDER TO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ YOU . [CHEERING_AND_APPLAUSE] BRYANT : WHAT HE DID WAS DONE UNDER THE WEIGHT OF BEING THE FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN PLAYER , YET HIS HALL OF FAME PLAQUE DID NOT MENTION AT ALL THAT HE WAS THE FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN TO PLAY IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES . JACKIE ROBINSON 'S ABILITY TO PLAY BASEBALL AT A HALL OF FAME LEVEL IS COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE AND 100% TRUE . HOWEVER , HIS VALUE WAS THAT HE CHANGED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY . HE WAS N'T JUST A REALLY GOOD SECOND BASEMAN . HE WAS A GUY WHO TOOK ON EVERYTHING THAT WE WERE AFRAID TO FACE AND FACED IT AND SUCCEEDED . WE SHOULD ALL BE VERY , VERY GRATEFUL . RACHEL ROBINSON : BASEBALL WAS A BRIDGE TO THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT FOR HIM . IF HE HAD N'T BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED BY A LOT OF PEOPLE AND GOTTEN A LOT OF PUBLICITY , HE WOULD N'T HAVE HAD A CHANCE TO MOVE TOWARD DR . KING AND OTHERS SO THAT HE COULD ASSIST THEM IN WHAT THEY WERE DOING . LONG : KING RECOGNIZED THAT ROBINSON WAS A NATIONAL SYMBOL NOT ONLY FOR @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ HE TAPPED INTO ROBINSON 'S CELEBRITY STATUS AND INVITED ROBINSON , UH , TO COME JOIN HIM AT VARIOUS POINTS IN THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT . NARRATOR : IN SEPTEMBER OF 1962 , AT MARTIN LUTHER KING 'S REQUEST , ROBINSON TRAVELED TO ALBANY , GEORGIA . THE CITY JAIL WAS FILLED WITH ACTIVISTS WHO HAD FOR NEARLY A YEAR BEEN USING NON-VIOLENT TACTICS TO CHALLENGE SEGREGATION , STAGING SIT-INS AND TRYING TO REGISTER BLACK VOTERS . WILLIAM ANDERSON : WE ARE MARCHING FOR FREEDOM , AND GOD IS ON OUR SIDE ! [CHEERING] FREEDOM ! FREEDOM ! FREEDOM ! AND WE WILL NOT STOP . CHANTSOF " FREEDOM ! " CONTINUE ANDERSON , @voice_over : WE GOT SEVERAL HUNDRED PEOPLE IN JAIL . [SIRENS] THE PEOPLE THEMSELVES , THEY GOT WEARY . SOME OF THEM HAD STAYED IN JAIL FOR WEEKS . [CHEERING] WHEN HE CAME TO TOWN , IT SAID IF HE CARED THAT MUCH ABOUT US , WE CAN CARE NO LESS ABOUT OURSELVES . AND THAT JUST MEANT WE CAN DO MUCH MORE . THEY ALL HAD HEARD OF JACKIE ROBINSON BUT NEVER HAD SEEN JACKIE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THAN LIFE . NARRATOR : AFTER SPEAKING TO A FULL HOUSE AT A CHURCH IN ALBANY , ROBINSON WAS DRIVEN TO NEARBY SASSER , GEORGIA , WHERE ARSONISTS HAD DESTROYED THE MOUNT OLIVE BAPTIST CHURCH . MAN AS JACKIE : IN THE BACKWOODS COMMUNITY OF SASSER , GEORGIA , I STOOD BEFORE THE SMOLDERING RUINS OF WHAT HAD ONCE BEEN THE MOUNT OLIVE BAPTIST CHURCH . I WATCHED A STRONG MAN , THE REVEREND F.S . SWAGGOT , WEEP AS THOUGH HIS HEART WOULD BREAK AS HE LOOKED OUT OVER THE WRECKAGE OF THE INSTITUTION INTO WHICH HE AND HIS PEOPLE HAD POURED THEIR DEVOTION AND THEIR DREAMS . THE NEGRO PEOPLE MUST REBUILD THEM TO LET THE KLANS , CITIZEN COUNCILS , AND THE WORLD KNOW THAT WE WILL NOT BE FRIGHTENED AND WE WILL NOT ALLOW OUR LEADERS TO BE INTIMIDATED . LET 'S BUILD PROUD , NEW , GLORIOUS , TALL CHURCHES THAT WILL RISE OUT OF THE ASHES OF HATRED . NARRATOR : THE NEXT BATTLEGROUND FOR THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT WAS IN BIRMINGHAM , ALABAMA . FOR WEEKS IN THE SPRING OF 1963 , DEMONSTRATORS @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ AND LUNCH COUNTERS . JACKIE : I 'M QUITE CONCERNED THAT THE PRESIDENT , IN MY OPINION , FEELS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE ELECTION NEXT YEAR THAN HE IS ABOUT THE DIGNITY OF 20 MILLION HUMAN BEINGS IN THIS COUNTRY . AND I HOPE THAT THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS CRISIS WILL AWAKEN HIM , BECAUSE IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO DR . KING DOWN THERE , UH , I DO N'T KNOW WHAT 'S LIABLE TO HAPPEN . [SIRENS] NARRATOR : WHEN BULL CONNOR , BIRMINGHAM 'S COMMISSIONER OF PUBLIC SAFETY , ORDERED THE POLICE TO USE ATTACK DOGS AND FIRE HOSES AGAINST PEACEFUL PROTESTERS , INCLUDING HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN , IMAGES OF THE VIOLENCE HORRIFIED PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD . **25;14528;TOOLONG MAN : [music] FREEDOM , FREEDOM , FREEDOM ... [music] NARRATOR : IN MAY , ROBINSON TRAVELED TO BIRMINGHAM TO SEE THINGS FOR HIMSELF . [CHEERING] JACKIE : MY 3 CHILDREN WANTED TO COME DOWN HERE WITH ME , BECAUSE THEY HAD SEEN YOUR CHILDREN GOING TO JAIL FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN . [APPLAUSE] AND , YOU KNOW , IT TAKES A LITTLE MAN LIKE BULL CONNOR TO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ PEOPLE DOWN HERE . AND THE AMAZING THING TO ME ABOUT ALL OF THIS IS THAT WHITE AMERICANS ARE ALLOWING A BULL CONNOR TO BE THEIR SPOKESMAN . [CHEERING_AND_APPLAUSE] NARRATOR : SOUTHERN NEWSPAPERS AND SOME NORTHERN ONES , AS WELL , NOW ACCUSED ROBINSON OF BEING AN OUTSIDE AGITATOR . HE WAS UNDETERRED . " WHENEVER AND WHEREVER IN THE SOUTH THE LEADERS BELIEVE I CAN HELP JUST THE TINIEST BIT , " HE SAID , " I INTEND TO GO . " [APPLAUSE] THAT JUNE , 500 SUPPORTERS SETTLED IN ON THE SLOPING LAWN BEHIND THE HOUSE ON CASCADE ROAD TO HEAR AN ALL-STAR LINEUP OF SINGERS AND MUSICIANS . JACKIE : FIRST OF ALL , LADIES AND GENTLEMEN , LET ME ON BEHALF OF MY WIFE AND FAMILY WELCOME YOU HERE THIS AFTERNOON . EVERY PENNY THAT COMES IN WILL GO TO THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM DOWN IN THE SOUTH . NARRATOR : ROBINSON HAD COME BACK FROM ALABAMA DETERMINED TO RAISE AS MUCH BAIL MONEY FOR PROTESTERS IN BIRMINGHAM AS HE COULD . DIZZY GILLESPIE , DAVE BRUBECK , JOYA SHERILL , BILLY TAYLOR ... " ENOUGH @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ TO STOCK A NEWPORT JAZZ FESTIVAL . " THEY ALL PLAYED FOR FREE . [CHEERING_AND_APPLAUSE] BROADCASTER : FREEDOM NOW MOVEMENT , HEAR ME . WE ARE REQUESTING ALL CITIZENS TO MOVE INTO WASHINGTON , TO GO BY PLANE , BY CAR , BUS . WE ARE PUSHING FOR JOBS , HOUSING , DESEGREGATED SCHOOLS . PLEASE JOIN . GO TO WASHINGTON . NARRATOR : ON AUGUST 28 , 1963 , THE ROBINSON FAMILY JOINED MORE THAN A QUARTER OF A MILLION AMERICANS IN WASHINGTON , D.C . , IN A PEACEFUL SHOW OF HOPE AND RACIAL UNITY . RAY CHARLES : [music] WELL , I KNOW [music] BACKUP SINGERS : [music] YES , INDEED [music] [music] IF IT HITS YOU [music] [music] YES , INDEED [music] [music] YOU 'LL SAY [music] [music] YES , INDEED ... [music] [music] WHOA , YES , YOU WILL , NOW [music] [music] I WANT TO TELL YOU [music] [music] YES , INDEED [music] [music] IT 'S GON NA GET YOU ... [music] [music] YES , INDEED ... [music] [music] YES , INDEED ... [music] DAVID ROBINSON : I WAS 11 YEARS OLD . FOR @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ IT WITH HIS FATHER 'S ARM , YOU KNOW , OVER HIS SHOULDER AS THE PROTECTOR AND LEADER INTO THIS WORLD . SINGERS : [music] YES , INDEED ... [music] IT WAS A FANTASTIC DAY FOR MYSELF PERSONALLY AND I THINK FOR US AS A NATION , US AS A RACE . SHARON ROBINSON : I REMEMBER THE FEEL OF , YOU KNOW , BEING IN A WAVE AND BEING PART OF A ... SOMETHING BIGGER THAN YOURSELF . AND THAT 'S AVERY GREAT FEELING . MARCHER : NOW ! NOW ! NOW ! NOW ... CHARLES : [music] CLAP YOUR HANDS [music] [music] KNOW YOU 'LL SAY , OH ... [music] SINGERS : [music] CLAP , CLAP ... [music] A ' WHO-GA A ' [music] YES , INDEED [music] [music] EYES , INDEED [music] MARTIN LUTHER KING : WE REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THE BANK OF JUSTICE IS BANKRUPT . WE REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE INSUFFICIENT FUNDS IN THE GREAT VAULTS OF OPPORTUNITY OF THIS NATION . [APPLAUSE] NO , WE ARE NOT SATISFIED , AND WE WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL JUSTICE ROLLS DOWN LIKE WATERS @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ WE 'LL WALK HAND IN HAND , WE ... [music] NARRATOR : " I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD " " TO BE A NEGRO , " ROBINSON WROTE . " I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN . " MARCHERS : [music] OH , TODA-A-AY [music] [music] OH , DEEP IN MY HEART ... [music] YOHURU WILLIAMS : THE MARCH ON WASHINGTON IS A WATERSHED MOMENT IN THE MOVEMENT ITSELF . BUT THIS WAS ALSO A TURNING POINT IN TERMS OF THE VIOLENCE THAT WE ASSOCIATE WITH THE MOVEMENT . AND THE ESCALATION OF OPPOSITION ... BECAUSE THE FEAR IS THAT A CIVIL RIGHTS BILL IS COMING . IT 'S ONLY A MONTH LATER THAT YOU HAVE THE BOMBING OF THE 16th STREET BAPTIST CHURCH IN BIRMINGHAM , ALABAMA , AND THE KILLING OF FOUR LITTLE GIRLS . MALCOLM X : HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY BEING NON-VIOLENT IN MISSISSIPPI AND ALABAMA WHEN YOUR CHURCHES ARE BEING BOMBED AND YOUR LITTLE GIRLS ARE BEING MURDERED ? AND AT THE SAME TIME ... NARRATOR : AFTER THE CHURCH BOMBING IN BIRMINGHAM , JACKIE ROBINSON HELPED ORGANIZE A RALLY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ HARLEM . THE FIRST SPEAKER WAS A CHARISMATIC MINISTER FROM THE NATION OF ISLAM WHO HAD DEVELOPED A DEVOTED FOLLOWING BY CONDEMNING NON-VIOLENT MEASURES AND PREACHING INDEPENDENCE FROM WHITES . HIS NAME WAS MALCOLM X . AS A 21-YEAR-OLD SERVING TIME IN A MASSACHUSETTS PRISON FOR BURGLARY , MALCOLM LITTLE HAD FOLLOWED EACH AT-BAT OF JACKIE 'S ROOKIE SEASON . ROBINSON , HE REMEMBERED , " HAD HIS MOST FANATIC FAN IN ME . " WHEN JACKIE RETURNED TO THE STAGE TO END THE HARLEM RALLY , THE CROWD HAD BEGUN CHANTING , " WE WANT MALCOLM ! " SOON , THEY HAD GROWN MORE BOISTEROUS , DROWNING OUT ROBINSON . MALCOLM X HAD BEEN WATCHING FROM IN FRONT OF A NEARBY CHOCK FULL O'NUTS COFFEE SHOP . HE CLIMBED UP ON THE PLATFORM AGAIN AND ENCOURAGED EVERYONE TO GO HOME . THE CROWD DISPERSED . JOHN F . KENNEDY HAD ONCE OFFERED ONLY TEPID SUPPORT FOR CIVIL RIGHTS , BUT THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT HAD MOTIVATED HIM TO ACT , AND IN THE LAST MONTHS OF HIS LIFE , HE HAD PUSHED FOR A SWEEPING CIVIL RIGHTS BILL . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ EULOGY COULD MORE ELOQUENTLY HONOR PRESIDENT KENNEDY 'S MEMORY THAN THE EARLIEST POSSIBLE PASSAGE OF THE CIVIL RIGHTS BILL FOR WHICH HE FOUGHT SO LONG . [APPLAUSE] JOHNSON 'S ENDORSEMENT OF THAT BILL , WARNED A PROMINENT GEORGIA DEMOCRAT , WOULD COST THEIR PARTY THE SOUTH FOREVER . MAN AS JACKIE : REPUBLICANS , SHREWDLY VIEWING THE DISCOMFORT OVER THE ADMINISTRATION 'S CIVIL RIGHTS STANCE , ARE WEIGHING THE DELICATE QUESTION OF HOW TO CAPITALIZE ON THIS RESENTMENT . THEY WANT THE G.O.P . TO BECOME THE WHITE MAN 'S PARTY . [CHEERING] OUR AIM IS TO PRESERVE A FREE SOCIETY . [CHEERING] [MUSIC_PLAYING_ON_SOUNDTRACK] NARRATOR : AS THE 1964 PRESIDENTIAL CONVENTIONS APPROACHED , ARIZONA SENATOR BARRY GOLDWATER , THE CANDIDATE OF THE MOST CONSERVATIVE WING OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY , QUICKLY BECAME THE GOP FRONTRUNNER . SINGERS : [music] GO , GOLDWATER [music] [music] LET 'S GO , GOLDWATER [music] [music] LET 'S GO FOR HONEST LEADERSHIP ... [music] BROKAW : BARRY GOLDWATER , " IN YOUR HEART , YOU KNOW HE 'S RIGHT . " THAT WAS THE MOTTO . HE WAS AVERY CONSERVATIVE GUY . HE WAS THE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ OF HIS CONSTITUENCY . HE GREW UP IN THE SOUTHWEST . HE HAD THAT KIND OF A FRONTIER MENTALITY ABOUT , YOU , UH , " YOU GET WHAT YOU EARN AND YOU ... TAKE WHAT YOU GET . " NARRATOR : " WE 'RE NOT GOING TO GET THE NEGRO VOTE " " IN 1964 OR 1968 , " GOLDWATER HAD TOLD SOUTHERN PARTY LEADERS . " LET 'S GO HUNTING WHERE THE DUCKS ARE . " " THE LILY-WHITE LEADERS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY " " ARE EXHIBITING A GENIUS FOR MISREADING CURRENT EVENTS , " ROBINSON WARNED CONSERVATIVES . THERE 'S NO WAY TO " WIN A NATIONAL ELECTION , " HE SAID , " WITHOUT THE NEGRO VOTE . " [INDISTINCT_CHATTER] HE ENCOURAGED REPUBLICANS TO LINE UP BEHIND NEW YORK GOVERNOR NELSON A . ROCKEFELLER . AND IN FEBRUARY OF 1964 , HE JOINED ROCKEFELLER 'S CAMPAIGN . ROBINSON SPOKE ON THE GOVERNOR 'S BEHALF TO BLACK AUDIENCES ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY . " THIS IS A STRUGGLE , " HE TOLD ONE AUDIENCE IN MINNESOTA , " TO REGAIN THE SOUL OF AMERICA . " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ LANDMARK CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964 . AT LEAST IN LAW , IT PROHIBITED DISCRIMINATION BASED ON RACE . A MAJORITY OF REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS HAD VOTED FOR IT . BARRY GOLDWATER HAD NOT . GEORGE WILL : HE VOTED AGAINST THAT , AND AT THAT POINT THERE IS A DRAMATIC , PROBABLY IRREPARABLE RUPTURE IN THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN AFRICAN AMERICANS AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY . NARRATOR : ROCKEFELLER 'S CAMPAIGN NEVER CAUGHT FIRE . BY THE TIME THE REPUBLICANS CONVENED IN SAN FRANCISCO , THE NOMINATION WAS GOLDWATER 'S . [MARCHERS_CHANTING] ROBINSON WAS ONE OF MORE THAN 30,000 PEOPLE WHO MARCHED THROUGH THE CITY TO PROTEST THE NEW EXTREMISM OF THE PARTY OF LINCOLN . **28;14555;TOOLONG I WANT EVERYBODY TO UNDERSTAND ONE THING , I AM AN AMERICAN NEGRO FIRST BEFORE I AM A MEMBER OF ANY PARTY . [CHEERING] THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF NEGROES WHO FEEL THIS VERY SAME WAY . AND WE WILL NOT STAND SILENTLY FOR ANY MAJOR PARTY NOMINATING A MAN WHO IN MY OPINION IS A BIGOT AND A MAN WHO WILL ATTEMPT TO PREVENT US FROM MOVING FORWARD . [CHEERING] NARRATOR @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , ONLY 15 WERE BLACK . THEY WERE THREATENED , VERBALLY ABUSED , A FEW DETAINED BY SECURITY . GEORGE LEE OF TENNESSEE , A DELEGATE TO EVERY REPUBLICAN CONVENTION SINCE 1940 , HAD HIS CREDENTIALS REVOKED . WILLIAM YOUNG OF PENNSYLVANIA , A FORMER CATCHER FOR THE HOMESTEAD GRAYS OF THE NEGRO LEAGUES , HAD CIGARETTE BUTTS PUT OUT ON HIS SUIT JACKET BY GOLDWATER SUPPORTERS . THEY ENCOURAGE DISUNITY ... NARRATOR : DURING A SPEECH BY ROCKEFELLER , AN ANGRY DELEGATE FROM ALABAMA ROSE TO CONFRONT ROBINSON , WHO WAS [CHEERING] ON THE GOVERNOR . THE DELEGATE 'S WIFE RESTRAINED HER HUSBAND . " TURN HIM LOOSE , LADY , " JACKIE SHOUTED . " TURN HIM LOOSE . " SHE DID N'T . JACKIE : I SINCERELY HOPE THAT IF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY DOES NOMINATE BARRY GOLDWATER THAT WE START FROM THIS MARCH , IN THE PULPITS , ENCOURAGING , INSPIRING AS MANY OF OUR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT REGISTERED TO GO DOWN AND VOTE SO THAT WE WILL BE ABLE TO TURN OVER TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY THE GREATEST VOTE IN THE HISTORY OF THIS NATION @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ FIRST BALLOT . ON NOVEMBER 3,1964 , LYNDON JOHNSON WAS ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE . HE HAD WON WITH 94% OF THE BLACK VOTE INCLUDING JACKIE ROBINSON 'S . MALCOLM X : THE BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY HAVE BEEN THE VICTIMS OF VIOLENCE AT THE HANDS OF THE WHITE MAN FOR 400 YEARS . AND FOLLOWING THE IGNORANT " UH , NEGRO PREACHERS , WE HAVE THOUGHT THAT IT WAS GODLIKE TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK TO THE BRUTE THAT WAS BRUTALIZING US ... RACHEL ROBINSON : JACK OPPOSED ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE . EVEN THE RHETORIC THAT GOES WITH VIOLENCE HE OPPOSED . SO IT WAS HARD FOR HIM TO SUPPORT MALCOLM X WHEN HE WAS SAYING , " BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY " BECAUSE THAT MEANT TO YOUNG PEOPLE , DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO . AND JACK WAS AFRAID OF THAT . HE THOUGHT THE MILITANCY WOULD LEAD TO DISASTER . NARRATOR : WRITING NOW FOR HARLEM 'S " AMSTERDAM NEWS , " ROBINSON DENOUNCED MALCOLM X AS " A MAN WITHOUT A PLAN , " AND ACCUSED HIM OF BEING " MILITANT ON HARLEM @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : MALCOLM X WRITES A FIERY LETTER TO JACKIE ROBINSON IN WHICH HE SAYS , " YOU ARE SUBSERVIENT TO YOUR WHITE BENEFACTORS . " YOU WERE SUBSERVIENT TO BRANCH RICKEY . " AND NOW YOU 'RE SUBSERVIENT TO NELSON ROCKEFELLER . YOU HAVE LOST TOUCH WITH THE BLACK MASSES . " [VEHICLE_HORNS_HONKING] SHARON ROBINSON : MY FATHER SAID THE BALLOT AND THE BUCK ARE THE WAYS TO IMPROVE LIFE FOR BLACK PEOPLE . WE HAD FOUGHT TO GET THE RIGHT TO VOTE . BUT THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST STEP . HE FELT THE NEXT MOVEMENT HAD TO BE IN ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT . AND THAT WAS GON NA BE CRITICAL TO OUR ADVANCEMENT AS A PEOPLE . [INDISTINCT_CHATTER] LONG : MALCOLM X SAID , " LOOK , I DO N'T WANT TO SIT " " JUST AT THE COUNTER . " " I WANT TO OWN THE SAUCER , I WANT TO OWN THE CUP , " " I WANT TO OWN THE RESTAURANT . " AND ROBINSON LIKED TO QUOTE THAT IN HIS SPEECHES . NARRATOR : IN 1964 , ROBINSON HELPED FOUND FREEDOM NATIONAL BANK , A @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ PEOPLE OF HARLEM WHO FOR YEARS HAD STRUGGLED TO GET HOME MORTGAGES AND BUSINESS LOANS . BILL RYAN : THE STEREOTYPE OF THE NEGRO AS A BAD CREDIT RISK PERSISTED . FREEDOM NATIONAL HAS ALREADY DISPROVED THIS MYTH . NARRATOR : SOON , THE BANK OPENED A SECOND BRANCH IN THE BEDFORD-STUYVESANT SECTION OF BROOKLYN . REPORTER : WORLD KNOWN SPORTS FIGURE AND NOW SOMEWHAT OF A POLITICAL LUMINARY , YOU 'RE ALSO QUITE A BUSINESSMAN . WELL , I HAD NATURAL BASEBALL TALENTS . I DO N'T HAVE NATURAL BUSINESS TALENTS . YOU DO N'T ? YOU DO N'T ? I DO N'T HAVE NATURAL , NO . I HAVE TO LEARN THIS . I THINK THAT THIS IS THE NEXT FRONTIER ... BUSINESS AND POLITICS . WE 'RE ONLY HOPING THAT , UH , WE CAN GET THE SAME KIND OF SUPPORT HERE AS WE DID AT EBBETS FIELD . NARRATOR : THREE YEARS AFTER IT OPENED , FREEDOM NATIONAL BANK WOULD BE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BLACK-RUN BANK IN THE COUNTRY . RACHEL ROBINSON : ONE DAY , I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN STAMFORD , AND @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ARE YOU GOING ? " HE SAID , " I 'M GOING TO JOIN THE ARMY . " HE SAID , " I NEED DISCIPLINE . I NEED INSTRUCTIONS . " " I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I 'M HEADED . " AND ON THAT VERY DAY , HE WALKED IN AND JOINED THE ARMY . AND ONE YEAR LATER , THEY HAD HIM IN VIETNAM . [HELICOPTER] NARRATOR : JACKIE JR . WAS PART OF AN EARLY WAVE OF AMERICAN GROUND TROOPS . [SOUND_OF_FLAMETHROWER] IN A LETTER TO HIS FATHER , HE WROTE , " THIS IS THE MOST MISERABLE PLACE IN THE WORLD . I CA N'T SEE WHY WE 'RE FIGHTING FOR IT . " [SOUNDS_OF_GUNFIRE] ON NOVEMBER 19 , 1965 , THE DAY AFTER HE TURNED 19 , JACKIE JR . WAS WOUNDED IN AN AMBUSH . THE TWO MEN STANDING BESIDE HIM WERE KILLED . HE HAD TRIED TO SAVE ONE OF THE MEN , DRAGGING HIM FROM THE BATTLEFIELD UNDER FIRE , BUT IT WAS TOO LATE . JACKIE JR . BEGAN HAVING NIGHTMARES AND USING MARIJUANA AND OPIUM . [AIRPLANE] BACK IN THE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ROBINSON : I CAN REMEMBER MYSELF STAYING UP TILL HE WOULD COME HOME AT NIGHT . AND I 'D BE IN MY ROOM , IN MY BED , BUT JUST LISTENING OUT TILL I HEARD THE CAR COME IN , KNOWING HE 'D GOTTEN HOME SAFE . AND THEN I 'D WAN NA COVER MY EARS BECAUSE I WOULD N'T WANT HIM ... TO HEAR HIM GET IN AN ARGUMENT WITH MY FATHER . I just_just WANTED HIM TO BE SAFE . WOMEN : [music] NO MORE BROTHERS IN JAIL [music] MEN : [music] OFF THE PIGS ! [music] [music] THE PIGS ARE GON NA GET KILLED [music] [music] OFF THE PIGS [music] [music] THE PIGS ARE GON NA GET KILLED [music] [music] OFF THE PIGS [music] NARRATOR : AS LEGISLATION FAILED TO PRODUCE MEANINGFUL PROGRESS , MORE AND MORE AFRICAN AMERICANS WERE BECOMING RADICALIZED , REJECTING INTEGRATION IN FAVOR OF SEPARATION . STOKELY CARMICHAEL : WE WANT BLACK POWER ! WE WANT BLACK POWER ... CROWD : BLACK POWER ! BLACK POWER IS NOT JUST A MERE SLOGAN . IT IS REAL THAT BLACK PEOPLE CAN COME TOGETHER AND @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ NA LIVE AND CONTROLLING THEIR ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL LIVES . SHARON ROBINSON : I WAS ALL EXCITED ABOUT THE BLACK PANTHERS , SO I BROUGHT HOME A POSTER OF HUEY NEWTON , PUT IT ON MY WALL . NOW HERE 'S MY DEGAS RIGHT ON THE OTHER WALL . AND I 'VE GOT HUEY ON THIS WALL . AND I 'M LAYING BACK IN MY BED . I 'M LOOKIN ' AT MY GORGEOUS HUEY NEWTON . AND MY FATHER COMES HOME FROM WORK . AND HE LOOKS , SAYS ... STOPS IN MY ROOM , SAYS HELLO . AND HE GOES , LOOKS AT THE POSTER . HE SAID , " NOT IN MY HOUSE . GET THAT POSTER OFF THE WALL ! " I 'M LIKE , " WHY ? " AND HE EXPLAINS TO ME THAT THE PANTHERS ARE REVOLUTIONARIES AND THAT 'S NOT A GOOD MOVEMENT FOR BLACK PEOPLE . HE SAID , " THEY CAN NOT FIGHT PHYSICALLY WITH GUNS AND WIN . " YOU KNOW , " IT HAS TO BE A DIFFERENT KIND OF A MOVEMENT . " [POLICE_SHOUTING_COMMANDS] DO N'T PUT ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ MY ... DO N'T PUT YOUR HAND ON THE GUN . [WHISTLES] NARRATOR : IN 1967 , RIOTS BROKE OUT IN NEW YORK NEIGHBORHOODS FROM HARLEM TO BUFFALO 'S EAST SIDE , AS AFRICAN AMERICANS PROTESTED AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY AND DECADES OF BROKEN PROMISES . ROBINSON , NOW WORKING FULL-TIME FOR GOVERNOR ROCKEFELLER , TRAVELED THE STATE , LISTENING TO THE GRIEVANCES OF FRUSTRATED BLACKS AND URGING PATIENCE ... THE VERY THING THAT HAD ENRAGED HIM FOR DECADES . MAN : THE MAYOR MADE A STATEMENT TO THE NEWS MEDIA THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS POLICE BRUTALITY . JACKIE : WELL , I , I ... WELL ... AND THIS IS GOING ON , AND OUR WOMEN ARE BEING BEATEN . THEY CAME MARCHING DOWN THE STREET JUST THE WAY THE NAZI SOLDIERS DID IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR AND OPENED FIRE ON PEOPLE FOR NO REASON AT ALL . WOMAN : IF THE BUFFALO YOUTH BOARD AND THE CITY RECREATION DEPARTMENT HAD DONE THEIR JOB AND PROPERLY ... WELL , MAY I SAY ONE ... MAY I JUST SAY ONE LAST WORD , LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ IS LATE , WE GUARANTEE YOU THAT WE 'RE GON NA MOVE FORWARD FROM RIGHT HERE . AND I THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE AND ALLOWING US TO SPEAK TO YOU TONIGHT . NARRATOR : AT ONE STOP , ACTIVISTS MOCKED ROBINSON 'S HIGH-PITCHED VOICE AND LOBBED BASEBALLS BACK AND FORTH OVER THE CONGREGATION WHILE HE SPOKE . A HARLEM MAGAZINE ACCUSED ROBINSON OF BEING GOVERNOR ROCKEFELLER 'S " GOOD NIGGER . " OTHERS CALLED HIM AN UNCLE TOM . WILLIAMS : JACKIE ROBINSON IN THE 19403 IS THIS SYMBOL OF BLACK MASCULINITY . BY THE 1960S , THAT NARRATIVE HAS CHANGED . [CHEERING] AND WHAT YOU SEE WITH PEOPLE LIKE MUHAMMAD ALI AND JIM BROWN IS A MUCH MORE MILITANT , IN-YOUR-FACE VIEW OF BLACK MASCULINITY . AND WHAT THEY SEE IS THAT THE OLD MANNER OF BLACK RESPECTABILITY IS LIMITING BECAUSE WHAT IT DENIES IS THE FULL EXPRESSION OF HUMANITY , OF BLACK HUMANITY . BY THE LATE 19603 , THAT SAME DIGNITY AND RESTRAINT IS FROWNED UPON AND SEEN AS UNMANLY BECAUSE IT IS NOT AGGRESSIVE AND IS NOT AS MILITANT . **30;14585;TOOLONG EARLY : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ INTEGRATION HAD NOT LIVED UP TO THE PROMISES . AND THE HERO BECAME THE ATH ... BIG ATHLETIC HERO WAS MUHAMMAD ALI . AND HE REFUSES TO ACCEPT INDUCTION INTO THE ARMY . THE REAL ENEMIES OF MY PEOPLE ARE RIGHT HERE , NOT IN VIETNAM . OH , I THINK THAT HE 'S HURTING ... I THINK THE MORALE OF A LOT OF YOUNG NEGRO SOLDIERS OVER IN VIETNAM , AND THE TRAGEDY TO ME IS THAT CASSIUS HAS MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC . AND NOW HE 'S NOT WILLING TO SHOW HIS APPRECIATION TO A COUNTRY THAT IS GIVING HIM , IN MY VIEW , A FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY . YOU WERE BORN FREE . YOU HAVE TO EXERCISE THAT RIGHT , BROTHER ... NARRATOR : ROBINSON CHARGED NEWSPAPERS , BLACK AND WHITE , WITH MAKING TOO MUCH OF YOUNG MILITANTS LIKE H . RAP BROWN . BUT HE ALSO CRITICIZED THE NAACP FOR BEING TOO MODERATE AND FOR REFUSING TO PROMOTE YOUNGER , MORE AGGRESSIVE LEADERS FROM WITHIN ITS RANKS . BRYANT : YOU COULD SEE HIM FLAILING , TRYING TO FIND THE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ BUT HE STAYED IN THE FIGHT . EVEN WHEN YOU CAN MAKE ARGUMENTS THAT ... THAT ELEMENTS OF THE ... THE BLACK CULTURE REJECTED HIM FOR BEING OUT OF TOUCH , HE HAD HIS VISION ABOUT HOW TO GET THERE , AND HE NEVER STOPPED . WE CAN NOT , UH , EXCLUDE ANY MEANS , EXCEPT VIOLENCE . I DO N'T GO FOR THAT , BUT ANY OTHER MEANS ... BARACK OBAMA : JACKIE ROBINSON FELT AN OBLIGATION TO SPEAK OUT . ANY OF US WHO FIND OURSELVES IN POSITIONS OF POWER WHERE OUR VOICE MATTERS , UH , WHERE WE ARE HEARD , HAVE TO DO A CONSTANT GUT CHECK . ARE WE DOING ENOUGH TO MAKE SURE THAT VOICE IS ACTIVE ON BEHALF OF THE VALUES , THAT , UH , THAT ARE DEEPEST IN US , THAT MATTER MOST TO US ? NARRATOR : ON MARCH 4 , 1968 , A REPORTER CALLED JACKIE , WONDERING IF HE CARED TO COMMENT ON HIS SON 'S ARREST . [CAMERA_SHUTTER_CLICKS] REPORTER : POLICE SAY THE SON OF THE FORMER DODGER BASEBALL STAR WAS CARRYING HEROIN , MARIJUANA , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ HE POSTED $5,000 BAIL , HIS FATHER SAID YOUNG JACKIE DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL TO JOIN THE ARMY BECAUSE THE BOY FELT HE NEEDED THE DISCIPLINE . JACKIE : WELL , I THINK THIS IS MAYBE ... IT 'S A BIG PROBLEM WITH ME . I WAS CONSTANTLY GOING AND COMING HOME LATE IN THE EVENINGS , AND BASICALLY TIRED AND ... AND FEELING THAT MY HOME AND MY FAMILY WAS BASICALLY SECURE , THAT WE WOULD N'T HAVE THE KIND OF PROBLEMS THAT MAYBE SOMEBODY ELSE HAD . AND I THINK WE PROBABLY NEGLECTED THE NEEDS OF OUR OWN CHILDREN . INTERVIEWER : AND YET YOU REACHED A LOT OF OTHER KIDS . WELL , I DO N'T KNOW . I FIND IT PRETTY DIFFICULT TO FIND HOW I CAN REACH OTHER KIDS IF I CA N'T REACH MY OWN . NARRATOR : JACKIE JR . WAS EVENTUALLY COMMITTED TO DAYTOP , A RESIDENTIAL REHABILITATION CENTER STAFFED BY EX-ADDICTS IN SEYMOUR , CONNECTICUT . [SIRENS] ON APRIL 4 , 1968 , MARTIN LUTHER KING JR . , WAS ASSASSINATED IN MEMPHIS . IN MAY , JACKIE 'S MOTHER @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ IN PASADENA , COLLAPSED IN HER DRIVEWAY . JACKIE FLEW OUT IMMEDIATELY BUT ARRIVED TOO LATE . " I CA N'T IMAGINE WHAT ELSE COULD HAPPEN TO US THIS YEAR , " HE WROTE A FRIEND . " I PRAY WE HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF TROUBLE FOR A WHILE . " THEN IN JUNE AFTER FEELING PAIN IN HIS CHEST , JACKIE WENT TO SEE HIS DOCTOR . TESTS SHOWED THAT HE HAD SUFFERED A HEART ATTACK . BUT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY , HE WAS BACK WRITING COLUMNS , DENOUNCING RICHARD NIXON , WHO WAS AGAIN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT , AND RAILING AGAINST INEQUALITY . JACKIE : WELL , I THINK MOST WHITE AMERICANS HAVE THEIR HEAD IN THE SAND IN TERMS OF RACE RELATIONS . WHITE AMERICA IS SAYING , " LAW AND ORDER . YOU GOT TO ABIDE BY IT , " BUT IN THEIR HEARTS , LAW AND ORDER MEANS SIMPLY HOLDING THE BLACK MAN DOWN . NARRATOR : EIGHT YEARS EARLIER , HE HAD BEEN A PROMINENT SUPPORTER OF RICHARD NIXON . JACKIE : I 'M NOT ASKING MR . NIXON FOR ANYTHING PERSONALLY , BUT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ROBINSON LED A GROUP OF BLACK LEADERS TO THE WHITE HOUSE IN AN ATTEMPT TO FORCE A DISCUSSION OF BLACK CAPITALISM WITH A NEWLY INAUGURATED PRESIDENT NIXON , THEY FAILED TO MAKE IT PAST SECURITY . RACHEL ROBINSON : WHAT HE BECAME VERY DISTURBED ABOUT WAS THAT AMERICA DID N'T MOVE FORWARD . SO HE DID N'T PUT IT ON THE MILITANTS , HE DID N'T PUT IT ON THE RHETORIC . HE PUT IT ON AMERICA 'S UNWILLINGNESS TO ADDRESS THE PROBLEMS . AND AT ONE TIME , HE TALKED ABOUT IT BEING HARD FOR HIM TO SALUTE THE FLAG . I MEAN , I WAS REALLY UPSET BY HIS EVEN THINKING THAT . HE WAS DISAPPEARING , AND CHANGE WAS NOT ON THE FOREFRONT . EDELMAN : JACK AND I WENT TO YOUNGSTOWN , OHIO , ONCE . WE GOT OFF THE PLANE . AND THERE WERE , I THINK , 250 OR 300 PEOPLE IN THE SMALL WAITING ROOM THERE . AND I ACTUALLY DID N'T KNOW WHY . AND AS WE WALKED IN , THIS WOMAN BROUGHT HER YOUNG GRANDSON TO INTRODUCE HIM . AND I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " SHE SAID , " WE HEARD HE WAS GON NA BE HERE , " " AND I DID N'T WAN NA DIE UNTIL MY GRANDSON MET JACKIE ROBINSON . " NARRATOR : IN THE FALL OF 1969 , RACHEL TOOK A LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM HER JOB TO BE MORE AVAILABLE FOR JACKIE , WHOSE DIABETES WAS GETTING WORSE . DAVID HAD BEEN ACCEPTED AT STANFORD . SHARON WAS STUDYING NURSING AT HOWARD UNIVERSITY IN WASHINGTON , D.C . AND JACKIE JR . SEEMED TO BE GETTING BETTER AND BETTER . HE HAD BEEN VISITING CASCADE ROAD REGULARLY . IN MAY OF 1970 , JACKIE AND RACHEL HELD A PICNIC ON THEIR LAWN FOR NEARLY 50 OF JACKIE JUNIOR 'S FRIENDS AND COUNSELORS FROM THE DAYTOP COMMUNITY . SHARON ROBINSON : MY BROTHER IS SOBER . AND , YOU KNOW , HE AND MY FATHER ARE ... ARE BEGINNING TO COMMUNICATE AGAIN . AT THE END OF THE PICNIC , THERE WAS THIS MOMENT WHEN MY BROTHER WAS ABOUT TO GET ON THE BUS TO GO BACK TO DAYTOP , AND MY FATHER 'S SO USED TO BEING REJECTED @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ AN EMBRACE , AND IT 'S SUCH A EMOTIONAL MOMENT . JUST FINALLY WE 'RE SEEING RAYS OF HOPE . NARRATOR : " THAT SINGLE MOMENT PAID FOR " " EVERY BIT OF ANGUISH I HAD EVER UNDERGONE , " WROTE JACKIE . " I HAD MY SON BACK . " THAT FALL , JACKIE JR . MARKED THE SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF HIS TREATMENT AT DAYTOP . SOON , HE WAS WORKING FOR THE ORGANIZATION AND MAKING HIS OWN PUBLIC APPEARANCES , SPEAKING ABOUT THE RAVAGES OF ADDICTION . [POLICE_RADIO_TRANSMISSION] NARRATOR : EARLY ON THE MORNING OF JUNE 17 , 1971 , THE DOORBELL RANG AT CASCADE ROAD . SHARON ROBINSON : IT WAS THE POLICE . AND THEY JUST SAID , " WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS ? " AND I SAID , " WELL , MY MOM 'S AWAY . MY DAD ... " AND I WENT TO GET MY DAD , AND MY DAD DID N'T EVEN COME DOWN TO THE ... DID N'T EVEN COME DOWN THE STEPS . HE STOOD RIGHT AT THE ... UP AT THE TOP OF THE STEPS , AND HE 'S LOOKING @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . AND THE POLICE SHOOK THEIR HEADS AND MY FATHER SAID , YOU KNOW , " HE 'S DEAD . " NARRATOR : WHILE DRIVING ON THE MERRITT PARKWAY IN CONNECTICUT , JACKIE JR . HAD LOST CONTROL OF HIS CAR AND SMASHED THROUGH THE GUARDRAIL . REPORTER : THE CAR SKIDDED ABOUT 30 YARDS BEFORE SLAMMING INTO AN ABUTMENT . POLICE SAY THERE WAS NO INDICATION DRUGS WERE INVOLVED . NARRATOR : JACKIE SENT DAVID TO THE MORGUE TO IDENTIFY THE BODY . THEN HE AND SHARON RUSHED TO HOLYOKE , MASSACHUSETTS , WHERE RACHEL WAS ATTENDING A CONFERENCE . SHARON ROBINSON : UH , MY FATHER AND I , UH , WENT UP TO HER ROOM . WE DID N'T CALL HER AHEAD OF TIME . WE JUST WENT THERE . AND IT 'S EARLY MORNING . SO WE KNOCK ON THE DOOR . AND SHE SAYS , " WHO IS IT ? " AND HE SAID ... YOU KNOW , MY DAD SAYS , " IT 'S UH , IT 'S ... IT 'S SHARON AND I . " AND SHE OPENS THE DOOR . AND MY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , " WE LOST HIM . " RACHEL ROBINSON : AND I JUST WENT BERSERK . I JUST COULD N'T BELIEVE THAT THIS HAD HAPPENED TO THIS YOUNG MAN WHO WAS IMPROVING AND MOVING BACK INTO LIFE AND THEN HE WAS SUDDENLY TAKEN . SO IT WAS MORE THAN A TRAGEDY . IT WAS A PART OF MY LIFE THAT I NEVER GOT OVER . JACK WAS DEVASTATED , DEVASTATED . HE BEGAN TO SAY , " WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE ? " NARRATOR : JACKIE 'S HEALTH CONTINUED TO DETERIORATE . HE HAD LOST SIGHT IN HIS RIGHT EYE , AND HIS LEFT HAD BEGUN TO FAIL AS WELL . ONE DETROIT WOMAN SENT A TELEGRAM TO JACKIE . " DO YOU THINK A TRANSPLANT WILL HELP ? I WILL BE GLAD TO GIVE YOU ONE OF MINE . " THE CIRCULATION IN HIS LEGS WAS SO POUR THAT HIS DOCTOR WARNED THEY WOULD SOON NEED TO BE AMPUTATED . IN APRIL OF 1972 AT THE FUNERAL FOR FORMER DODGER GIL HODGES , ROBINSON 'S TEAMMATES WERE STARTLED BY HIS FRAIL APPEARANCE . SITTING DOWN BESIDE PEE WEE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ OLD DOUBLE PLAY PARTNER . EVER SINCE HIS RETIREMENT IN 1956 , HE HAD STAYED AWAY FROM MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL . IT ANGERED HIM THAT NO CLUB HAD YET HIRED A BLACK MANAGER OR EXECUTIVE , AND HE STILL RESENTED THE WAY THINGS HAD ENDED WITH THE DODGERS . BUT 25 YEARS AFTER ROBINSON BROKE THE COLOR LINE IN BASEBALL , HIS OLD TEAMMATE , JOE BLACK , PRESSURED COMMISSIONER BOWIE KUHN INTO INVITING ROBINSON TO THROW OUT A FIRST PITCH AT THE 1972 WORLD SERIES . JACKIE AGREED TO COME , BUT WARNED THE COMMISSIONER THAT HE WOULD USE THE MOMENT TO SPEAK HIS MIND . ON OCTOBER 15 , 1972 , MORE THAN 60 MILLION AMERICANS WATCHED AS JACKIE ROBINSON THREW OUT THE FIRST PITCH BEFORE GAME TWO . [APPLAUSE] I 'M EXTREMELY PROUD AND PLEASED TO BE HERE THIS AFTERNOON , BUT MUST ADMIT I 'M GON NA BE TREMENDOUSLY MORE PLEASED AND MORE PROUD WHEN I LOOK AT THAT THIRD-BASE COACHING LINE ONE DAY AND SEE A BLACK FACE MANAGING IN BASEBALL . THANK YOU VERY MUCH . [APPLAUSE] NARRATOR : ON THE MORNING OF OCTOBER @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ APPEARED AT THE WORLD SERIES , RACHEL ROSE EARLY . RACHEL ROBINSON : I DRESSED AND WENT TO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE BREAKFAST . AND I COULD SEE HIM COMING . I WAS STANDING IN THE KITCHEN . I COULD SEE HIM COMING DOWN THE HALLWAY NAKED . HE HAD N'T DRESSED , AND HE WAS RUNNING . AND SO I RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN , AH , TO MEET HIM BECAUSE I KNEW SOMETHING WAS VERY WRONG . AND , UM , HE PUT HIS ARMS AROUND ME , AND HE SAID , " I LOVE YOU . " AND HE JUST SANK TO THE FLOOR . NARRATOR : JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON DIED AT 7:10 A.M . HE WAS JUST 53 YEARS OLD . THE OFFICIAL CAUSE OF DEATH WAS A HEART ATTACK . MORE THAN 500 MOURNERS AN HOUR STREAMED PAST HIS COFFIN TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS . ON OCTOBER 29 , 2,500 PEOPLE CROWDED INTO RIVERSIDE CHURCH IN HARLEM . JESSE JACKSON : JACKIE AS A FIGURE IN HISTORY WAS A ROCK IN THE WATER , CREATING CONCENTRIC CIRCLES AND RIPPLES OF NEW POSSIBILITY . NARRATOR @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , " REVEREND JESSE JACKSON SAID IN HIS EULOGY . " IN HIS LAST DASH , JACKIE STOLE HOME . " PAIN , MISERY , AND TRAVAIL HAVE LOST . " NO GRAVE CAN HOLD THIS BODY DOWN . IT BELONGS TO THE AGES . " RACHEL ROBINSON : I THINK THE THING I MISS THE MOST IS HAVING A TRUSTED FRIEND THAT I CAN TALK TO ANYTIME ABOUT ANYTHING . I CHERISHED THAT BECAUSE WE HAD TO GO THROUGH A LOT OF THINGS TOGETHER . AND THE SECOND THING I MISS IS HAVING HIS ARMS AROUND ME . HE WAS VERY , VERY , UM ... EXPRESSIVE AND , UH , LOVING . AND I MISS THAT . I MISS THAT A LOT . BARACK OBAMA : THE EMPATHY OF WATCHING BALL GAMES AND SEEING JACKIE ROBINSON PERFORM WITH SPEED AND POWER BUT ALSO WITH DIGNITY AND GRACE , THAT CHANGED HOW AMERICA THOUGHT ABOUT RACE RELATIONS . SPORTS IS POWERFUL . ON THE ONE HAND , IT 'S A GAME . ON THE OTHER HAND , IT IS A UNIFYING PART OF OUR CULTURE . ANDERSON : IT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ PLAYER , IT 'S WHAT HE DID AS A BLACK MAN IN A PREDOMINANTLY WHITE SOCIETY . IT SAID TO ALL OF US WE WILL NEVER ACCEPT THINGS AS THEY WERE . MAN : " I WAS THE BLACK GRANDSON OF A SLAVE , " " THE SON OF A BLACK SHARECROPPER , " " PART OF A HISTORIC OCCASION , " " A SYMBOLIC HERO TO MY PEOPLE ... " " BUT I KNOW THAT I AM A BLACK MAN IN A WHITE WORLD . " " IN 1972 , IN 1947 , " " AT MY BIRTH IN 1919 , " " I KNOW THAT I NEVER HAD IT MADE . " JACKIE ROBINSON . SHARON JONES : [music] THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND [music] [music] THIS LAND IS MY LAND [music] [music] FROM CALIFORNIA [music] [music] WELL , TO THE NEW YORK ISLAND [music] [music] FROM THE REDWOOD FOREST [music] [music] TO THE GULF STREAM WATERS [music] [music] I TELL YOU [music] [music] THIS LAND [music] [music] WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME [music] [music] AS I WENT WALKING [music] [music] DOWN THAT RIBBON OF , AH @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ OH , THAT ENDLESS SKYWAY [music] [music] NOW , I SAW BELOW ME [music] [music] THAT GOLDEN VALLEY [music] [music] AND I SAID [music] [music] THIS LAND [music] [music] WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME [music] [music] AS I WAS WALKING [music] [music] NOW , THEY TRIED TO STOP ME [music] [music] THEY PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAID [music] [music] OH , IT SAID , " PRIVATE PROPERTY " [music] [music] WELL , ON THE BACK SIDE [music] [music] YOU KNOW IT SAID NOTHING [music] [music] SO IT MUST BE [music] [music] THAT SIGN [music] [music] WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME [music] [music] THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND [music] [music] THIS LAND IS MY LAND [music] [music] FROM RIVERSIDE , CALIFORNIA [music] [music] AH , TO STATEN ISLAND [music] [music] WELL , DOWN TO ATLANTA , GEORGIA [music] [music] AH , DO N'T FORGET TO SAY PHILADELPHIA [music] [music] AH [music] [music] WE MOVING ON DOWN TO MISSISSIPPI [music] [music] AH [music] [music] HOUSTON , TEXAS [music] [music] AH , L.A . [music] [music] YEAH [music] [music] YOU KNOW , THIS LAND [music] [music] IS YOUR LAND [music] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ [music] ANNOUNCER : ON APRIL 15 , 1947 , JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON CROSSED THE WHITE LINE AT EBBETS FIELD , CHANGING A GAME , AND A COUNTRY , FOREVER . WITH QUIET DIGNITY AND STEADFAST CONVICTION , JACKIE SHOWED THE WORLD WHAT COURAGE , DETERMINATION , AND PRIDE , REGARDLESS OF COLOR , COULD ACCOMPLISH . BANK OF AMERICA IS PROUD TO CELEBRATE JACKIE 'S LEGACY AND FOLLOW IN HIS COMMITMENT TO EQUAL OPPORTUNITY AND RESPECT FOR ALL AMERICANS . ANNOUNCER 2 : FUNDING FOR THIS PROGRAM WAS PROVIDED BY MEMBERS OF THE BETTER ANGELS SOCIETY , A NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION DEDICATED TO EDUCATING AMERICANS ABOUT THEIR HISTORY THROUGH DOCUMENTARY FILM . MEMBERS INCLUDE THE DALIO FOUNDATION ; JESSICA AND JOHN FULLERTON ; AND JOHN AND CATHERINE DEBS . MAJOR FUNDING WAS ALSO PROVIDED BY MR . JACK C . 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@@5241441 Previously on " Justified " ... Just got transferred from the Harlan lockup . I 'm Gretchen Swift . Ava : Ohh ! You know , there 's a rumor going around that a federal lawman was instrumental in the death of Nicky Augustine . Art : No shit . Raylan : It was n't Barkley . And I can tell you that for a fact . Raylan : [Groans] Kendal : Could n't wait to see me again , huh ? Wendy : Let Ms . Brander do her job . Kendal : Talking to me is her job . Who else 's wellness is she here to check on ? Wendy : How long have you been going with that marshal ? I have an eye for that sort of thing . [Tires_screeching] Danny : [Barking] [Door_beeping] [Laughing] Girl give you my message ? [Groans] Boyd 's got another shipment coming in . He 's striking up a connection with the Mexicans . Well , shit . Boyd : I come in peace . Darryl : What you want ? Boyd : I 've got a job that needs doing . Both : What 's the job @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Danny : Nowhere . Darryl : Gon na make some money . You in charge while we gone . You up to it , right , little man ? Danny : ' Course he 's up to it . He 's a man now , ai n't he ? Look after Chelsea while I 'm gone . Darryl : You all right ? Seem a little off the last few days . Kendal : No , I 'm good . I 'll take care of everything . Darryl : All right . Let me know . [Indistinct_conversations] Five minutes left . Ava : I know . See , I know my guy ai n't coming . In the beginning , they visit all the time . Then there 's work emergencies , sick relatives . Last week , my guy had a " flat tire . " That 's why you ought to rely on the heavenly mother . She does n't ever forget about you , leave you waiting . Ava : I 'm not interested in religion , Penny . You interested in staying alive ? Darryl @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Keep it down . Darryl : Hey , do n't be shushing at me , man . Is you crazy ? Boyd : Talk as loud as you want . Johnny ai n't here . He 's probably crossing the border as we speak . Shit . What do you want to do ? Boyd : I 'm gon na do what I was always gon na do . I 'm gon na book a one-way ticket to Mexico and bring back my 25 kilos of heroin . So what about them ? ? On this lonely road ? trying to make it home ? doing it by my lonesome ? pissed off , who wants some ? ? I 'm fighting for my soul ? God get at your boy ? you try to bogard ? fall back , I go hard ? on this lonely road ? trying to make it home ? doing it by my lonesome ? pissed off , who wants some ? ? I see them long , hard times to come ? Raylan : [Sighs] Hey , Raylan . Heading to the cafeteria @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You sure ? They make these tasty little breakfast sandwiches . Raylan : Stick with coffee , thanks . Suit yourself . Which one of you do I talk to about my money ? Like reward money ? Deputy Givens handles walk-ins . Raylan : What 's that ? As per the chief . Excuse me , sir ? Raylan : Can you just hold up a sec ? 7:00 in the morning . Sorry . I thought you knew . Art 's got you handling walk-ins now . That 's why you 're coming in so early . I really thought he told you . Raylan : It 's all right . I 'm good . Have a seat , mister , uh ... Salmeron . Larry Salmeron . Raylan : So ... Reward money . Backgammon money . Raylan : Backgammon money . Nearly $250,000 you people took from me . Raylan : Backgammon money . Have you heard of falafel , marshal ? Raylan : Never cared much for it . Always found it kind of like a cut-rate hush puppy . Mr . Falafel is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ written about the man in magazines , and you could see for yourself if reading is something you enjoy . Now , I believe I rival Mr . Falafel in my online backgammon winnings ... winnings which you and your colleagues took when you shut down my website of choice . Raylan : [Clicks_pen] Ca n't say I recall having seized a website recently . You people arrested Charles Monroe , did you not ? Seized his assets ... Raylan : Hold up . Monroe ? How 's Charles Monroe connect to this ? He 's the one that owned the site . Am I making sense to you yet , marshal ? Are you connecting the dots ? Raylan : What 's the website ? K-y-backgammon . Kentucky owned and operated . And Monroe had a local I.T . - Genius working for ... Raylan : Well ... There you are . Yes , as I said , you 've seized the site and taken my money . Raylan : No , see ... There 's two I 's in " Marshall . " Someone 's screwing with you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , we 'd spell our name right . Well ... Impersonating a federal agency is a crime . Probably an FBI thing . Tell you what ... or you could just leave . Rachel : So you just let him walk out ? Raylan : Should have chased him down , I guess . Maybe winged him in the leg , give us a blood trail to track him by . Rachel : Money in that site belongs to the marshals service . Been nice if you could have brought him in for a word . Raylan : Considering I found out I was covering walk-ins from Nelson while in the middle of a walk-in , I think I comported myself admirably . Rachel : Tim , did you not tell Raylan he was on walk-ins ? Tim : Raylan , you 're on walk-ins . Rachel : [Sighs] Per the chief . [Cellphone_rings] Tim : So , Monroe has this genius , T.J . , who apparently lacks the wherewithal to run a spell-check , operating the site for him . T.C . Tim : T.C . , T.J @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , he cleaned out the cash , puts up a fake marshal site , and rides off into the nerd sunset . Raylan : So my walk-in was n't entirely full of shit . I 'll run him down , see if I can get more details . Rachel : Unh-unh . You already rubbed him the wrong way once . Better you go after this T.C . Guy and get his story . Raylan : You sure you can trust me with that ? I mean , what happens if there 's another walk-in ? Rachel : Well , given your track record so far , I ca n't imagine we 'll fare too much worse . Tim : Does this mean it 's me and the backgammon dude ? I 'm just saying I 'm more of a cribbage guy , is all . Rachel : Get it done . Tim : Yes , ma'am . [Fighters_grunting] You gon na pay attention ? Feel like I 'm playing against myself here . Do n't need to . I 'm playing a girl . [Fighters_screaming] [Fighters_grunting] Shit ! Might @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Careful ! That 's a pro series ! It 's worth more than you are ! [Knock_on_door] What the hell ? Oh , new client . Get the door . Do n't you got enough going on already ? Well , they said it 's an emergency , and they 're paying through the nose . Now get the damn door . [Knock_on_door] [Keyboard_clacking] Hey , there . T.C . In ? Damn it , Candace . come on in . You Kemp ? Yeah . She do the website making with you ? No , I do the programming . She makes the sandwiches . Now , what can I help you with ? Denial of service attack ? Denial of what ? I-I ... you better speak to Larry . I do n't speak nerd . Are you the Mr . Fleming that ran K-Y-Backgammon for Charles Monroe ? Looky here ... he 's going for a taser . Can you believe that ? [Chuckles] I will aim to use words of one syllable , the word " syllable " not withstanding . You shut down that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my money . Federal government did that , man . But they did n't . Now , my friend here specializes in making people pay their debts . I learned that the hard way three years ago . So , my advice is pay up now before , as you and your cohorts might say , " shit gets hairy up in here . " Like I said , the feds took it . " Thug life , " huh ? [Gun_cocks] [Gasps] Now , this ... Will probably take that arm clean off . [Panting] He ... he took it . He took the money . God damn it , Candace . She 's the smart one . Money 's all just ones and zeroes right now , okay ? Look , it ai n't like I just got it laying around here . Now , you guys do what you want , but you start beating on us , you ai n't never gon na see a dollar of that cash . All right . But the thing is , I 've been recording this conversation on my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will hear your confession . They will get me my $250,000 while you get anally raped in prison . $250,000 ? You only gon na pay me $5,000 ? A deal is a deal , Mr . Kemp . Remember , I 've got you on tape threatening that girl a minute ago . Aah ! [Gasps] [Panting] Quarter mil , huh ? We 're asking your forgiveness that , in our misery , we have desecrated ourselves with booze or drugs or violence or men , looking for something that was right here all the time . O heavenly mother , our mama , you hear us when we say it ... - Amen ! - All : Amen ! Amen . [Buzzer] - You got any cigarettes ? - Ava : If I had any , I 'd be smoking ' em . I 'm Ava . I know who you are . Penny 's been trying to witness since you got here . You would n't give her the time of day . Ava : Never really had any use for religion . ' Course not . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ without - giving any thought to her soul . - Ava : But I ai n't out there - anymore . - No . [Exhales] Missy , you are not . Ava : I 've been listening to you talk . There 's a lot of sense in it . You think I do n't know why you 're all of a sudden batting your eyes at me ? You want protection , sanctuary . Keep these bitches from stomping you and cutting you and [Chuckles] worse . Ava : So what if I do ? At least you 're honest . What I preach in here , what I say in my prayers , I mean . You do n't really seem to me like you 're ready to hear about that just yet . Ava : I am willing to ... no , no , no , that 's okay . I get it . [Sighs] But this ai n't the ' 70s , when the moonies and Jesus freaks got a pass . The reason we do n't get jacked with is ... We 're the ones @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I do n't hold with ' em , and do n't none of us use ' em , but we do provide . That 's why they leave us alone . You up for that ? Ava : What do I have to do ? Got some coming in today . Penny 'll show you . Ava : I got to think it 's dangerous . Only reason you offering me the job . It 's got its downside . Like I said , Penny 'll show you the ropes . Or you can go back to staring at a door , waiting on a man to save you . Somebody get me a cigarette . Johnny : You get anything on Hot Rod 's bank account ? Nah , the old-timer 's still claiming we already got it all . Johnny : Yeah , well , he 's lying out his ass , no doubt . I 'll be back tomorrow , and we 'll get him talking . Look , man , you already know if there 's something to get , we gon na get it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ teeth . So , how 's Mexico ? All the se ? oritas and tacos and shit ? Johnny : It 's dirty . Hey , what 's up , man ? You got something you need to tell Crowder ? I 'm driving . Johnny : Jay ? What you mean you driving ? You get me carsick . Johnny : Jay , I got to go . Where 's Mr . Crowder ? Johnny : Well , I 'm - Mr . Crowder ... a different Mr . Crowder . Boyd sent you ? Johnny : Actually , I 'm here to outbid Boyd . I have something I 'd like to discuss with Mr . Yoon personally . You think you can arrange that ? You have the cash on you ? Johnny : First I see Mr . Yoon , and then you see the cash . All right . Get in . Unh-unh-unh . Just you . The price of admission . Alison : Ms . Crowe ? Wendy : Hi . Alison : Did you need to see me ? Wendy : Let me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on Raylan ? Alison : Excuse me ? Wendy : I was just wondering ... What kind of things get his motor ... Going , you know ? Alison : Are you joking right now ? ' Cause if you 're not , I-I got to say , you sound like you just stepped out of a bad country song , " I 've got to come take my man . " Wendy : Funny thing , though . Those are the songs that just get stuck in your head ... " ear worms , " I think is what they call them . Alison : Okay , so you 're serious , then ? Well , let me tell you ... I do n't foresee you learning anything more intimate about Raylan than you already have . Sorry you wasted your time coming all the way up from Harlan just to give me shit . Wendy : Oh , I did n't come up here to talk to you , Alison . I-I came to talk to your boss . Apologies for the precautions . Mr . yoon loves @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ location a secret . Boyd : No apologies necessary , Alberto . After all , a man 's home is his castle . We 'll return your firearm once we have conducted our business . Boyd : And here I thought we were all friends . That 's what we thought . He 'll be with you shortly . Boyd : Well , look at you . Even vultures can fly South for the winter . Johnny : How was Memphis ? Boyd : Well , I 'm afraid we were n't there long enough to enjoy it . Johnny : You want to tell me just how it was Hot Rod tipped you off ? Boyd : Some questions do n't get answered till the afterlife . Good news is , you 'll find out soon enough . Johnny : [Chuckles] How much money you got in that bag , Boyd ? $700,000 ? $800,000 ? [Clicks_tongue] I am not the one in trouble here . In all my years of doing business , this is a first . And I do n't mean that in a good way @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I want to apologize for this unfortunate set of circumstances . Now , if you will give me five minutes alone with this piece of shit , I will eliminate this bump in our road and get us back on easy street . Your cousin here claims he has vast resources at his disposal ... to the tune of almost $40,000 a kilo . Boyd : Why , cousin Johnny , I do n't see a briefcase anywhere . You got $1 million shoved up your ass ? He says he can have it here with a simple phone call . Boyd : Mr . Yoon , if I hear a deal is too good to be true , more often than not , it 's too good to be true . Johnny : It 's not just the heroin , Boyd . No , I 'm spending my money on something else . Boyd : Oh , yeah ? What , is he gon na give you a reach-around ? [Chuckles] Johnny : I 'm buying your life . Boyd : Mr . Yoon , we had a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a reputation , but let me tell you something ... so do the rednecks in Kentucky . Well , I 'm willing to take that risk . But until that briefcase arrives , I wo n't be taking any . Now , if his money is good , I 'm going with him . If he ca n't deliver , then I 'll take yours . How long is this liable to take ? The money 's in Bitcoins . I was moving it around online , you know ? Covering the trail . That is not an answer , dot-com . [Sighs] Six hours , maybe eight , before I can turn it into cash . Why ? ' Cause there 's something looks like a cop just pulled up outside . You any ideas ? Maybe your pal 's call got through . Maybe you ought to go . All right , thanks for the tip . Come on . Get up . Get up ! [Panting] Now , you get rid of that cop , and you call me when you got the money . I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pieces off this girl . That 's being generous . [Door_opens] Go on . Raylan : [Sighs] How y'all doing ? What 's that ? Raylan : Just said , " how you doing ? " I know you ? Raylan : I 'm deputy U.S . marshal Raylan Givens . Well , I 'm Dr . Richard Kimble . Raylan : [Chuckles] So , you 're all doing okay , then ? Yeah . We 're ... we 're just running a little late , so if you do n't mind ... Raylan : Have a good one . Yeah , you , too . Keep doing the lord 's work . [Lock_clicks] Raylan : T.C . Fleming ? Yeah ? Raylan : Deputy U.S . marshal Raylan Givens . I want to ask you a few questions . Yeah , I 'm real busy . Raylan : You did n't ask about what . How about I just come down to your office tomorrow ? Raylan : How about I come in now ... we talk about it ? What , are you just gon na come in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , whatever . Raylan : Seem a bit jumpy . Got anything to do with that asshole I just ran into downstairs ? Work emergency . About to become a civil-rights emergency , you just coming in here uninvited . You want to do a body-cavity search while you 're at it ? Raylan : I want to ask you about the website you ran for Charles Monroe . But now I 'm thinking maybe you ought to come with me . Hey ! [Door_slams] Holy shit ! Wow . Well , shit . Tim : Wait a minute . How many legs this guy have , again ? Raylan : Just the one . Plus the prosthetic he took with . Tim : When he jumped out the window , thus escaping the scene of a murder . Raylan : He was surprisingly fleet . Tim : Huh . Rachel : What about the guy from the stairs ? Raylan : What about him ? Rachel : You think he was involved ? Raylan : Sure . Why not ? Tim : Between the one-legged evaporating computer nerd and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Raylan : How is it art 's not in here giving me shit on this ? Hard for me to fathom his passing the opportunity . Shutdown notice is n't on the site anymore . Fleming replaced it with a link to his blog ... a big , bold post about how he just made this marshal his bitch . Raylan : I 'll find him . Rachel : No . Tim and I 'll go after Hopalong . You see if you can run down the asshole from the stairwell . Raylan : Guy threw his leg out the window , jumped out , and then slid down a light pole , and then gave me the bird . Come on . I love this guy . Let me catch him . Rachel : Not this time , Raylan . Raylan : Is this " per the chief " ? Rachel : What do you think ? Tim : Catch up with your boy , we 'll give you a call before we bust down the door . Raylan : Sure , I 'll be right here on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ uh ... Chris , right ? Yeah . Raylan : Is there any way to put a reply on T.C . 's blog ? God , no . Technology to reply to a post is decades away . [Cellphone_buzzing] Raylan : Hello , Alison . Suspended ? Why ? Wendy Crowe ? Thought they 'd be gone by now . Boyd : So , you really got all that money ? Johnny : You best believe it . Boyd : Well , I guess old hot rod must be in quite a state . Johnny : Hmm . He 's seen better days . That 's it ? That 's all you got to say ? Not gon na use that silver tongue of yours , try and talk your way out of this ? Boyd : A wise man once said , " what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun . " Life we chose only ends one way . I been at peace with that for a very long time now . Johnny : Well , just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bringing you that peace . [Chuckles] Boyd : Well , I remember when you used to bring me a six-pack of beer . Things were n't always this ugly between us , Johnny . Johnny : I guess we remember things different . Boyd : Well , what about Jenna Wright ? Huh ? I remember you crushing on her pretty hard in high school , and I went out of my way to set that up . Johnny : [Chuckles_dryly] Yeah , you did . And then you slept with her . Boyd : Huh . Well , it was n't my fault you could only get to first base . Johnny : You only gave me two weeks . Boyd : Well , like I said , it was n't my fault you could only get to first base . Johnny : Well , then , I will be sure to wait two weeks before I play ball with your beautiful fianc ? e . Boyd : Well , I guess there 's something to be said for keeping it in the family . [Vehicle_approaches] Guess we are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yours to do with as you please , as long as he is not killed on this side of the border . Johnny : I understand . I can not stress that last part enough . Dead Americans in Mexico creates a problem for us . [Breathes_deeply] I 'm sorry things did not work out . Boyd : Not as sorry as I am . Alison : Woman looked up every court case my name appeared in , mapping out a " pattern of misconduct . " And then she pulled out some chickenshit pot arrest from five years back ... got overturned . Then there 's you . Raylan : Me ? Alison : It does n't look good , you and me , especially after you went down there and punched Danny Crowe in the face . Raylan : That was Rachel . That was not me . Alison : Well , then you should call my boss and let her know . I 'm sure that 'll make all the difference . Raylan : Two weeks , huh ? Alison : Yeah . Raylan : I could @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Raylan : Gives me plenty of time to make it up to you . Alison : Sure . Excuse me . Would you close us out ? Sure . Alison : Thank you . I 'm seeing some friends . Want to try and cheer me up . Raylan : How about I just come over with a bottle of blanton 's and cheer you up the old-fashioned way ? What ? Alison : She said she was gon na alienate your affection by working her feminine wiles . Raylan : I 'd like to see her try . Alison : [Chuckling] Meaning she does n't have a hope in hell or you would like to see her try ? Raylan : Not my type . Alison : Criminal family , tramp stamp ... I thought that was exactly your type . Raylan : Tramp stamp ? Alison : [Scoffs] Uh , Mr . Givens , I 'm sorry , but your card was declined . Raylan : Oh , that 's odd . Uh , the message on the screen said to destroy it . Raylan : I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you it ai n't stolen . I 'm afraid I 'm still gon na have to destroy it . Raylan : Yet you brought it back to the table anyway ? And I still need payment for the drinks . Alison : Here . Thank you . Raylan : I 'll pay you back . Alison : Mm-hmm . Raylan : So ... [Cellphone_buzzing] Alison : You should probably get that . It might be the credit-card company or ... Someone with a tramp stamp you never noticed . Raylan : Givens . You having trouble with your card at the ... Midnight Star saloon , deputy dipshit ? Raylan : How 's it going , T.C . ? How 's life as a fugitive ? I just hope you 're on a date . How 's it feel ... look like a chump twice in one day ? Raylan : How 'd you get my number ? Man , I 've been phone phreaking since I was 14 . Raylan : I do n't know what that is , but I 'm guessing it means you were n't getting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bank accounts , asshole . Now , you want that money back , you stop screwing up my life . It ai n't like you 're ever gon na catch me , anyway . Raylan : Are you kidding ? We got a special squad for chasing guys like you . Deputies all missing limbs ... make it fair . Yeah , you 're giving up already , though , huh ? At that bar , having a beer . Ooh , several beers . You an alcoholic , deputy ? Raylan : I told you I was gon na get you tomorrow . I 'll make it tonight if you 'd like . Well , come and get me . Tim : Phone call you received was made over the Internet , and apparently the guy 's using Wi-Fi from the hotel he 's at . Raylan : Kind of stupid of him , ai n't it ? Tim : The guy 's got skill enough to empty your bank account at will . He was n't stupid , he 'd be Steve jobs , right ? Anyway , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ done ? Tim : Fugitive task force is on its way . Raylan : Tell them not to do shit until I get there . Told T.C . I was gon na get him tonight . It 's gon na be me coming through that door . Kendal : Hey , Wendy . Wendy : Hey , what 's up ? Kendal : I need to talk to you about something . Wendy : Look , I know I just got back , but it turns out I have to make a u-turn , head back up to Lexington , and fast . Is it important ? Kendal : No . Wendy : All right . We 'll talk later . Kendal : Get your damn hands off that bottle . There was n't nobody here . What am I ' posed to do ? Kendal : Man , go get a hand job or something . I 'll get you in a minute . [Sighs] [Cellphone_ringing] Yeah ? Kendal : Hey , Uncle Jack ? It 's Kendal . And do n't say , " Kendal who ? " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . How are you , kiddo ? Kendal : I 'm good ... I guess . I was wondering where you were living now . Anywhere near Kentucky ? Showerruns , stops This is Ava . She 's gon na be taking over for me , starting next week . Wow ! Milam met you yet ? What am I , dog shit ? [Chuckles] No , Penny . No , you 're just ... you know , meeting someone new . Ava : It 's a pleasure to meet you , Rhyner . And so professional . Hey , Rhynes . You did n't have to do that . [Chuckles] Yeah , I know . You 're , uh ... you 're Ava Crowder , right ? Ava : Yep . Yeah , I been seeing you around . Looking forward to working with you . [Chuckles] All right , Penny , guess this is that farewell lap . You can go ahead and take the stuff to Judith . I 'll be right behind you . He does n't take long . Ava : Hey . This is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ nice guy . It 's real big , but you 'll get used to it . All right . Here you go , Ava . You sure you ca n't , uh , stay for a little bit ? Ava : Yeah . I got to run . All right , then . [Sighs] [Moaning_in_distance] Too bad you had to make the trip out to ... I never been on a sailboat . Uh , motorboats , uh , rowboats , sure , no problem . But I figured , " hey , how hard could it be ? " How about you ? You ... you like the ocean ? No , I think it 's lame . ' Cause you 've never been . I was born in Virginia beach . Yeah . Maybe we ought to swing by there and see your parents . You can introduce them to your new boyfriend . He got all his parts . [Knock_on_door] Speak of the devil . Tim : U.S . marshals ! Got to do me like that for , man ? Raylan : Where 's Fleming ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ made a call from this room . Well , he ai n't here . Raylan : Shit . He 's the only reason I came . Tim : Yeah . Yeah . - Yeah , I heard you the first time . - Okay . You ever notice Chris is kind of a dick ? All right . Well , he says T.C . Fleming hacked the phone system , made it look like the call came from here . He could be anywhere . Raylan : Told me he was " phone phreaking " since he was 14 . Tim : Sounds like a real winner . Raylan : He do that to your arm , or are you gon na tell me the big , ugly guy there did it ? Do n't hear me complaining . Tim : You ai n't tired of getting knocked around ? [Scoffs] Shit , no . I give as good as I get . But I will tell you where he is . See , time to time , I do coding for T.C . , proof his html . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a shitty attitude , T.C . Tells him I make the sandwiches . Mm-hmm . That 's when I decided he was an asshole . [Character_grunting] [Keys_jingle] [Lock_clicks] [Sighs] God damn it . Grandma , I told you ! Raylan : Surprised you picked a basement to hide out in . Got no window to jump out of . [Sighs] That bitch . Tim : Well , if you 're talking about grandma , she 's actually kind of a hard-ass . Told us she had n't seen you in weeks . Raylan : It was Candace that gave you up . Let 's go . Up you go . No , no , no . We 're gon na hold on to that . This could be used as a weapon . [Sighs] I ca n't believe she gave me up . I did send y'all to her rescue . Raylan : Said you disrespected her computer skills . What skills ? She 's a shitty coder . Raylan : How 'd you lose your leg ? Cancer when I was 14 . How much time you think I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sentence you . I just take you to jail . Man , I should have just run off with that money as soon as I had it . Raylan : You already went on a shopping spree , judging by your place . What , you mean all the tvs and shit ? Raylan : Uh-huh . No , I won all that stuff , man . Raylan : " Price is right " ? I 'm caller number seven . Raylan : What ? You know , radio stations that give shit away , and they 're like , " caller number seven wins a TV " or " caller nine gets a car . " Well , I 'm always caller number seven . Raylan : The " phone phreaking " thing , huh ? Hey , you know , I 'm gon na get you all your money back . I 'm gon na fix all your credit cards as soon as they let me get to a computer . Raylan : You think I 'm gon na put a good word in for you , you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't know . Hey , what if I teach you how to be caller number seven ? Raylan : Money 's in the evidence locker , and they 're looking at that guy Kemp for the murder . Rachel : Great . [Inhales_deeply] Art wanted me to tell you ... uh , that thing with Darryl Crowe 's parole is n't gon na happen . The sister complained to the judge down in Florida . Judge reiterated that Darryl 's legally free to move as he pleases . Art : Do n't feel like you have to knock or anything . Raylan : You want me to go back out and knock ? Art : No , you 're here now . Did you get your guy ? Raylan : You know I got my guy . Art : Well , good . I guess we 're done , then . Nice talking to you . Raylan : Art ... Art : What ? [Sighs] Raylan : Is this the way it 's gon na be now ? Now until you retire , I 'm gon na be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ chief , " instead of hearing them from you ? Art : What if it is ? Raylan : Then I do n't know what I 'm doing here . I do n't need this shit . Put me on walk-ins ? Come on , Art . Art : Raylan , if you do n't like the way I 'm running things , you can always quit . Raylan : Bullshit . I ai n't gon na quit . Art : Well ... Raylan : You 're gon na get back to treating me like a deputy . Art : [Scoffs] Raylan : Or transfer me . Art : Okay . I 'll call Dan tomorrow , see if he 's got a spot for you . Raylan : Oh , I did n't mean Florida . I meant anywhere ... anywhere that gets me out of this bullshit . Art : [Inhales_deeply] [Exhales_deeply] Raylan : Sooner the better . Art : Okay . Well , I got one or two things preceding that on my shit-to-do list , so you 'll forgive me if I do n't process this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ office , uninvited . Raylan : I got some vacation time . Starting tomorrow , I 'm gon na go down to Florida , see my kid . When I get back ... One or the other . Art : Going to see your kid , huh ? Raylan : Mm-hmm . Art : Going on your own dime this time ? Raylan : No , chief . I won it on a radio contest . Art : [Sighs] [Indistinct_conversations] Plumber got caught with drugs on his way out . Ava : Shit . " Shit " is right . Keep it to yourself . Once word gets out , girls find the heroin 's dried up , might get ugly . Ava : What if I can keep it from drying up ? That change the equation at all ? You saying you can get heroin ? Ava : That 's what I 'm saying . Look here . Girl bit me , took out a chunk . I knocked four of her teeth out after that . Got this one from an Aryan . Toothbrush shiv . Not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ deeper , and I 'd be dead . I 'm too old to live this life again , and you sure as hell ai n't cut out for it . Ava : I got a few scars of my own . You say you can get the dope ... You better be right . Just remember , the hardest part ai n't getting the drugs . It 's getting them inside . And maybe it 's a coincidence ... Rhyner gets busted the day I introduce the two of you . I hope to God almighty you did n't risk all our lives to keep from having to screw a guard . You really can get the dope ... I might have a way to get it in . Ava : [Exhales_shakily] Raylan : Are n't you tired of cleaning up Darryl 's messes ? Wendy : Well , we 're family . Raylan : I 've been thinking family loyalty probably do n't go so far with you Crowes . Wendy : That right ? That 's why you think I drove all the way up here from Miami @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ little brother after you snatched him up ? Raylan : You cared so much about Kendal , he 'd be back in Miami with you right now . Wendy : Just like how you 're down in Florida with your little girl right now , you mean ? Raylan : Know I 've got a kid , huh ? Wendy : Yeah . I 've looked into you . Raylan : And I 've looked into you , too . You 've been registered at some third-tier law school since the early part of this century , never quite able to complete . I 'm assuming that 's ' cause Darryl keeps dragging you back into his shit . Wendy : Wow . I have to admit ... I find your blatant abuse of government privilege incredibly sexy . Raylan : [Chuckles] Wendy : [Chuckles] Raylan : Help me get Darryl . He 's in jail , means he 's not in Miami , messing up your life . You can finally finish law school . Wendy : Mm . You really think I 'd betray my family , huh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anchor loose , save yourself . Hell , Darryl knows that better than anyone ... why he killed Dilly . Wendy : He what , now ? Raylan : Well , what 'd Darryl tell you ? He 's living in a nice home at some farm somewhere ? Anyway ... Wendy : What , so that 's your offer , huh ? Raylan : That 's my offer . Wendy : Now , is that your final offer , or would you like to keep negotiating ? Raylan : [Sighs] Wendy : ' Cause I 've got a table and two chairs up in my room ... booze , too , if you need it . Raylan : You do n't have to decide right away . Take a week or two . Think about it . Oh , and could you get the tab ? Having trouble with my card . [Engine_shuts_off] Johnny : Here we go ! Hey , big " D . " You boys want to do the honors ? I can show my cousin what he lost . Get ' em ! Get back @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't look at me ! Get your head down ! Do n't you look at me ! Get down ! Get down ! Do n't look up ! Johnny : God damn . You was in on this the whole time . Boyd : Well , it turns out some people still give a shit about what kind of person they do business with . Johnny : Why did n't you just kill me ? Boyd : Because we wanted to make sure we had your money , and like the man said , no bodies drop in Mexico . Johnny : [Groans] Boyd : Now , the rest of you are welcome to go back to our original agreement . You get this product back in the U.S . You go back to working for Hot Rod . How does that sound right about now ? I think we 're good with that . Johnny : I 'm guessing that do n't apply to me . Boyd : No , cousin , it does not . You know , what you could never understand is that some men lead @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lead and you refuse to follow , you die alone in the desert ... just not this desert . Now put this piece of shit in the back of that truck . Yep . Danny : Do n't do it ! Boyd : No ! No ! No ! No ! No ! What the hell are you doing ? ! Danny : He pulled on me ! Darryl : Why did you do that ? ! Danny : I did n't have a choice ! Johnny : [Laughs] Good luck getting that shit out of Mexico . Boyd : [Breathing_heavily] [Sighs] Danny : Boyd , I did n't have a choice . Boyd : Do n't you say another goddamn word . Tell Mr . Yoon we have a problem .

@@5241541 - See it , Ed ? - Titlist Three , right ? As opposed to all the other duffers ' golf balls . A person does n't need a 9 iron here , they need a machete . A plow . I do n't have one of those . I could maybe come up with a rake . You ever seen a real golf course , Ed ? - Nope . - The Westchester C.C . is perfect . Every blade of grass looks like it had a personal haircut . Head down , follow through . Hey , that 's not bad , considering the lie . Good for you , Dr . Fleischman . You know who 's teeing off at Westchester right now ? Andy Olstein . The guy squeaked through cardio residency . He 's with a pulmonary thief in Long Island , making 200 grand a year . I do n't have a clue what to do here . Give me a wedge . - Ed ? The wedge . - Sorry , Dr . Fleischman . What are you staring at ? Ootockalockatuvik . She does n't look quite right . - Come @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Ootockalocka what ? - It 's the tree . Old Vicky . You 're saying this tree has a name ? And its name is Vicky ? - Yep , she just does n't look right . - And why is that ? Well , look at that knot right there that 's oozing goo . And the branches , too . They look kind of tired . And look right here at the leaves . They should n't be all dry and cracked and crunchy around the edges like that . - Yeah , right . Because it 's Springtime . - Exactly . I think she 's really sick . Calm down , Ed . Her name might be Vicky , but it 's a tree . This is Old Vicky . She 's been around forever . Long before Uncle Anku . Way before One-who-waits . Way before anybody , really . Lucky to have longevity in her genes . God , I do n't think it 's possible to get good lie out here . All these animal holes and frost cracks . Damn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ed , we got four holes left . Ed ! Hello ! NORTHERN EXPOSURE 4x25 " OLD TREE " Subtitles subXpacio - Hey , Chris . Got a package for you . - A package for me ? No way ! No way ! - What is it ? - What is it ? It 's spontaneity . - It 's mobility . It 's freedom . It 's ... - It 's a headset . It 's beautiful , is n't it ? Sitting in that booth every day , I started feeling like Prometheus , chained to a rock , eagle pecking at my liver . Stuck . Glued . Did that confinement box my thoughts ? You bet it did . And now I 'm free to roam . Everybody ! Stevens unbound ! - Here , would you sign here , please ? - You betcha . - Maggie , breakfast ? - Hey , Holling . Look , I brought Hibiscus for Shelly 's morning sickness . Well , thank you . But I 'm not sure she needs it now . She woke up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Red-breasted Nuthatch . - Warbling ? - Yeah , singing ? Singing every word out of her mouth . - No ... - No kidding ... ? I woke up this morning , without any warning , a song was there in my bod . - Morning , Shell . - I started to sing about everything . - Bacon , toast and fried cod . - Order up . Now that I 've found it , I 've just got to sound it . Got ta sing , got ta sing , got ta sing , got ta sing ! - Oh , yeah ! - Thank you . I always dreamed that I 'd find my stud . He would n't be ditzy , a creep or a crud . I 'd be steady , hot , juicy , with a bod that wo n't quit . Give the dude what he wanted , and plenty of it . I been heading this way all of my life . To be the stud-of-all-stud 's stand-up wife . Order up ! A chick in the trailer in Saskatoon . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ To win Northwest passage and never go back . For my bod and my talent , to be picked from the pack . I been heading this way all of my life . To be the stud-of-all-stud 's stand-up wife . Shelly . To be the stud-of-all-stud 's knocked-up wife . I break for loving on the highway of life . That 's how I got to be me . A ring , a husband , and a bun in the oven . What more 's a chick got ta be ? Saw the Big H , it was love at first sight . So I checked out his buns and man , were they tight . I walked up and told him , I 'm Shelly Marie . I found you at last , my true destiny . I been heading this way all of my life . To be the stud-of-all-stud 's stand-up wife . To be the stud-of-all-stud 's knocked-up wife . - Hello , Ruth-Anne . Gents . - Maurice . Give me a couple rolls of fax paper . - All right . - My @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Flagstaff . - What you got there , Ed ? A leaf ? - One of Old Vicky 's . Ed and Dr . Fleischman were golfing on your back pasture and these leaves were all over the ground . - Is that a fact ? - Had a big sore on her trunk . - And her limbs were all droopy . - No kidding . Let me see that . She does n't look good , Maurice . Not good at all . Well , well . Do n't go calling the toothpick factory yet , - Did I say anything ? - You did n't have to . We all have our life spans , and that old tree has outlived hers thrice over . No thanks to you . - Gents . - Bye , Maurice . Hey . Are those blood samples ready ? I got a couple of petro-geologists to pick up in Wrangell . - Why do n't you just grab a seat ? - All right . I know I said they 'd be ready by two . I got backed up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What ? All right . Fine . I was playing golf this morning , all right ? - Fine . - I do n't see what the big deal is . It 's 2:15 . Will they have a conniption for five minutes ? - I did n't say anything . - Well , obviously you 're thinking it . - No , I wasn't . - If I did n't have golf up here , they 'd be sending me to Bellevue in a straight jacket . - God . You 're such a jerk . - I 'm a jerk ? - Yes , you 're a Jerk with a capital J . - Let me tell you something . You do n't have a clue who I am . You think this is me ? This is n't me . I would n't be here . I 'd be back in New York where I belong . Doing things I want to do with people I want to be doing them with . I would n't be in this stupid , backwater with this stupid practice . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ office ! Now , that was stupid . I think I broke something . That was a stupid , jerky thing to do , Fleischman , but totally predictable . All right , everybody ! Behinds to seats back there . Now , let 's get this blanket stitched . This meeting has been called by the Cicely steering committee . Re : the old cottonwood out on my back pasture . Now , granted , if you live in a place 300 odd years , you 'll make some friends . But that 's not the point here . The point is that , that tree is on its last legs . I say , the tree is a menace and she 's got to come down . Not so fast , Minnifield . Now , that cottonwood is a state historic landmark . Historic landmark ? You just made that up out of spite . Nice try . We all know why he wants that old tree out of the way . So he can put up some corrugated eyesore to store his tractors in . You ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mile away . I do n't care how far away it is . I can see it fine from the roof of my barn . I bet you poisoned Old Vicky , and that 's the reason she 's sick . Why , you little six-toed ferret . Maurice , Ivory , hold your water . We do n't even know if Ootockalockatuvik is dying . That 's a good point , Ruth-Anne . We ought to get a professional before we put ax to wood . All right . If that 's what it 'll take to get you sentimental Sallies off the dime , fine . We 'll get a professional man . Fleischman ? - What ? - Have a look-see at that tree . - Why me ? - Because you 're the town doctor . I 'm the doctor . I do n't know anything about trees . Well , let us decide that . We paid for your education . Let us use it the way we see fit . - Yeah , but , Maurice ... - My house . 0900 . Be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Vicky Support Group meets Thursday noon in Cheryl Cornwall 's parlor . Cappuccinos and ginger snaps , reminiscence and reflections . Bring photos because Cheryl 's working on a scrapbook . There goes my good buddy J.C . Cole . What is it about genus arboretum that socks us in the solar plexus ? We see a truck go down the road stacked with those fresh-cut giants , we feel like we 've lost a brother . Next thing we 're in the Brick , we flop money on the bar . Wood . We 're under the roof . Wood . We 're walking on the floor . Wood . Grabbing a pool cue . That 's wood . Our friends in the forest carry a set of luggage from the mythical baggage carousel . Tree of Life . Tree of Knowledge . Family Tree . Buddha 's Bodhi Tree . Page one of life . In the beginning . Genesis 3:22 . Adam and Eve are kicking back in the Garden of Eden and ... Boom ! They get an eviction notice . But why is that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of Life , eat , and live forever . " A definitive Yahweh no-no . Be good to yourselves , Cicely . Go and plant a wet one on a tree . Hey , Dr . Fleischman . - Well , there 's your patient . - Look , let 's get one thing straight . Under no stretch of the imagination is this a patient . We 're dealing with a tree here . Let 's just be clear . - We 're aware of that , Joel . - Look , it 's just a formality . A blind man could see this tree wo n't make it . Zip it , Minnifield . That 's for the kid to decide . Yes , Joel . What do you think ? Is Old Vicky going to make it ? You really want to know what I think ? All right , fine . I 'll tell you what I think . See something , Doc ? I 'm not sure , but right here on the epidermal layer ... Bark , I mean . There 's a rather @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And by its size , indicating a fairly serious laceration or injury . - Lightning . Summer of ' 82 . - Does anyone know about this cavity ? - Is it congenital or acquired ? - It 's always been there , Joel . Is Ootockalockatuvik dying , Joel ? I really ca n't be sure . Come on , Fleischman , get off the fence . What 's the verdict ? Is Vicky firewood or not ? The thing is , I ca n't make a prognosis here . - Well , why the hell not ? - I do n't know anything about trees . I 'm an internist , not a horticulturist . I 'm sorry , it 's not my specialty . It 's not my fault . I do n't know anything about trees . So , Fleischman throws this doozy of a tantrum . He says he 's a jerk because he 's in Alaska . He 'd be the same stupid jerk on Park Avenue . So , you acted nice and normal to Dr . F . , and he acted @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ nice , then he should be nice , - Maggie , I do n't think it 'll work . - No ? Why not ? Like the lady with the snake , he 's just like he is and that 's how it 's going to be . On her way to work one morning , down the path alongside the lake , a tender-hearted woman saw a poor half-frozen snake . His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew . " Poor thing , " she cried , " I 'll take you in and I 'll take care of you . " " Take me in , tender woman . Take me in for heaven 's sake . Take me in , tender woman , " sighed the snake . What happened after that ? She wrapped him up all cozy , in a comforter of silk , and laid him by her fireside with honey and some milk . She hurried home from work that night , and as soon as she arrived . She found that pretty snake she 'd taken in had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Take me in for heaven 's sake . Take me in , tender woman , " sighed the snake . She clutched him to her bosom . " You 're so beautiful , " she cried . " But if I had n't brought you in , by now you might have died . " She stroked his pretty skin again , and kissed and held him tight . Instead of saying thanks , the snake gave her a vicious bite . Take me in , tender woman , " sighed the snake . " I saved you , " cried the woman , " and you 've bitten me . But why ? You know your bite is poisonous and now I 'm going to die . " " Shut up , you silly woman , " said the reptile with a grin . " You knew damn well I was a snake , before you took me in . " " Take me in , tender woman . Take me in for heaven 's sake . Take me in , tender woman , " sighed the snake @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I do n't . Would you like help with that ? - I 'm doing just fine without you . - Okay . Good . Good ! Yeah ? You remember when I was in your office yesterday ... - ... and you had a little snit ? - Please . Leave it alone , all right ? I have a fractured foot . Is that not enough for you ? What I 'm trying to say is , I realize what the problem is , and it 's not you . It 's me . I realize that I had these unrealistic expectations of you . And you 're not doing anything . You 're just being you . - I really appreciate the sentiment . - See , now you 're being sarcastic . But that 's okay . That 's all right . Because that 's you . That 's who you are . I do n't have to take it personally , and I do n't have to be different than who I am . - You want something for that ? - I 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I am who I am . I 'm just a nice , everyday person . And I do n't know how , but I 've got into some very unhealthy patterns . It 's not your fault , I do n't have to react to every little thing . I do n't have to get defensive . I do n't have to get angry . What are you talking about ? I 'm me and you 're you . And even if you 're not nice , I am . Where do you get off , coming into my house , making these pronouncements about who 's nice and who 's not ? I 'm perfectly nice . I am kind . I help people . People who need me . I 'm perfectly nice . I 'm an educated man . I am intelligent , I am funny . So , do n't come in here and tell me who 's nice and who is n't . " Attach stabilizer bar J to crib ends N and J using four machine screws . " - Here they are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Yeah . Hey , read me what comes next on there , will you ? " Attach 8 track with the slotted holes to bottom of the crib ends . " You guys got the munchies , I 'll bring you a snack . - No thanks , Shell . - I 'm not hungry , but if you take requests , I 'd like to hear Tangerine . Tangerine . You 're lucky you get to hear this all the time . I 'll tell you the truth . Anyone can get too much of a good thing . Shelly never stops . She opens her mouth , out comes a song . I ca n't even have a simple conversation with her . Pass the salt . What 's on the grill ? Looks like rain ... Everything becomes a regular opera . - Did you ask her to stop ? - I did . It was as useless as asking a parakeet to stop chirping . She ca n't help herself . She just sings whether she wants to or not . - Can I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know that Shelly 's only been warbling like this for a few days . I know it 's selfish of me , but I 'm craving a simple turn of phrase . A sentence without a melody . Someone I can talk with . If Shelly keeps on like this , I do n't know what I 'll do ! My heart belongs to Tangerine . Yes she has them all on the run . " The trees indeed have hearts with a certain affection . The sun seems to send its farewell ray far over the hills to them and they silently receive it with gratitude like a group of settlers with children . The pines impress me as human . A slight vaporous cloud floats high over them while in the west the sun goes down pace behind glowing pines and golden clouds like mountains hurt the horizon . " Nobody could turn a phrase like Thoreau . More from him in a minute . Hey , " jefe " , what 's up ? - Got a proposition for you , Stevens . - Yeah ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you could use more . No lie . End of the month , I 'm scrounging for quarters in the sofa . After Fleischman signs off on old Vicky , I 'll need somebody to take her down . Thought you might like the job . That 's a pretty big job . You might want to get some pros on that . Well , you were n't the first one I thought of to wield the chain-saw , but all the regular lumber crews are busy and I wo n't be able to get anybody ... - ... for at least a few days or a week . - A week ? A week does n't sound long . You do n't know how emotionally attached the people are to Old Vicky . Like when Granny dies , you lay her out in the parlor for some days , but you have to put her in the earth . Let people get on with their lives . - Out of sight , out of mind . - Yeah , something like that . Well , I like power tools @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ throbbing in my hands . Not to mention the wanton vandalism . Reducing to sawdust in a few minutes what took 100 years to create . Yeah . Artistically , we 're talking about some heavy-duty deconstruction . The absence of form in a reality plane . All right , well , we got a deal , then . I 'll pay you two dollars a board foot . - You bring your own hardhat . - No , we do n't have a deal . - What do you mean ? - Intellectually , it would be a gas . But , I read Heidegger in the shade of that tree . - Heidegger ? - " Being and Time " , his masterpiece . Authentic existence , unauthentic existence . So , you wo n't do it , huh ? I would n't feel right cutting Old Vicky down . But I do appreciate your offer . - More tree books . - Which ones ? " Control of White Pine Nematodes " and " Pathological Anatomy of Leaf Spots " . What about " The Fungal Disease @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " The Fungal Disease Guide " . - It 's on loan . This is absolutely ridiculous . I 'll tell you something , botany aside . This is crazy . I 'm a physician . I have a sworn duty to heal . And now they 're asking me to sign the death sentence on Old Vicky here . Once she 's whittled down to firewood , you 'll be able to sleep at night . You wo n't sit here wondering is there just a chance , a sliver of hope that this tree might pull through . If only we 'd wait and do whatever you do to trees . You prune or spray or soil amendments . What ? - Your hand hurt ? - Yes , my hand hurts . It hurts more than my foot which I did n't think was possible . Hello , Dr . Fleischman ? Sorry to be a butt-in-ski , but I need to see you . All right . Marilyn , there 's a gastroenterologist named Lipkis . His brother has a tree group in L.A . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a call ? see if I can get " The Fungal Disease Guide for Deciduous Trees " . All right ? L.A . , Tree People . Just let me have that paper-towel dress , I 'll get changed in a jiffy , a minute or less . Well , Shelly , I do n't think you need a gown . What I need is a throat culture , so just have a seat . Throat culture ? You 'll look in my mouth ? Hey , I got ta tell you , the baby , she 's much further south . That 's why I 'm here . For my prenatal check-up . My feet in the stirrups , my pee in a cup . You 're not here because of this singing thing ? I figure it 's like hiccoughs or gas what they say , this too will pass . Actually , I 'm not sure it will pass , Shelly . I 've never seen or heard anything quite like this . I do n't like the look on your face . It 's bumming me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't know , you 're making me feel like a major weirdo . Look , let 's not get too worried . I 'll do the prenatal , then we 'll get the throat culture a little later . Okay ? Is that all right ? But there 's a gown in that cabinet . I 'll go outside and let you change . Okay , Chris . Three , two , one , go . Cicely , this is Chris on K-Bear continuing the Arbor theme program live and on the scene from Old Vicky herself . Let 's keep on trucking with the resident of Walden Pond , this selection from The Mainwoods . I 've been into the lumberyard and the carpenter shop , the tannery , and the lamp factory , and the turpentine clearing , but when I left I saw the tops of the pines waving and reflecting the light of the distance high over ... Ed , that 's Thoreau . Why did you turn it off ? - Ed ? - Yeah , Ruth-Anne ? - Are you all right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Have you ever seen that movie , " I Confess " ? - No , I do n't believe I have . - Montgomery Cliff plays this priest and late on evening a parish employee stops by to confess he 's murdered a man . Ed , what does any of that have to do with you ? Well , see , it 's like this . About two years ago I was lying beneath Ootockalockatuvik with my girlfriend at the time , Light feather . And I wanted to show her how much I loved her , so ... - Well , I ... - You what ? I carved our initials into her trunk , put a heart around them . And now , she 's dying . Ed , whenever someone dies , it makes you think of the things you wish you 'd done . And the things you wish you had n't . I remember , a few years ago , my niece 's kids were up visiting . We were out berry picking . I turned my back , and they ran off . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a branch , swinging their legs , happy as clams . Yeah ? I made them come down afraid they 'd fall and break their necks . - And afterward , I felt bad . - Because you yelled at them . No . Because of what I 'd done to Vicky . Trees like to have kids climb on them . Right . But I 'm pretty sure Vicky forgave me . After all , she is a tree , and trees are much bigger than we are . And much , much more forgiving . Hey , Fleischman ! - Hi . I got some surgical brushes . - I did n't order any surgical brushes . I know . But , see , I was in Anchorage , and I walked by this medical supply store they were having a sale , I thought you could use some . All right , please , O'Connell , just stay right there . - Why ? - Why ? Keep your niceness to yourself . - What 's the matter with you ? - What 's the matter with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I seem to end up more damaged , - Fleischman , do n't be ridiculous . - O'Connell , I 'm not kidding . You are behaving like a genuine paranoid . You call this paranoid ? It this a figment of my imagination ? Am I hallucinating this cast ? - You can not blame me for that . - Yes , I can . I 'd be perfectly fine if you had n't unnerved me with all your good will . Now , I wo n't have any more of it . - Fine . What am I to do with these ? - I do n't know , but ... All right , gentlemen . Let 's take her down . Hold it , Minnifield . We have n't heard from doc yet . He had till 12 . It 's a quarter past . I say time 's up . You wo n't lay a finger on that tree until we get Fleischman 's report . You 've been a thorn in my side for years , Springer . Yeah , Minnifield ? What will you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Hey , hold on , guys . - Where 's Fleischman ? - He 's had a bad fall . - Well , what about Vicky ? - He 's entrusting me with his report . - Well , you want to read it to us ? - Yeah . It says here ... " After consulting with arborists from the Tree People organization , it is my opinion that the Black Cottonwood , known as Old Vicky , has developed an infectious process of a fungal etiology . Although leaf desiccation and decline in vigor could be symptomatic of several agents , the mycelia appressed to the sapwood are a clear indication of Armillaria mellea , commonly known as Shoestring Rot . " - What the hell does that mean ? - Let the man finish , Springer . " Shoestring Rot is a fatal illness which is not responsive to treatment . Research shows the rate of degeneration is swift . Pressed to give a prognosis , I would say , given the advanced state of the disease , that the patient has only a few @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me see that ! Read all you want to . It wo n't change a thing . All right , men . Let them rip ! May , 1988 . I was picking wild flowers for the spring pow-wow . All of a sudden it got cloudy . It started to hail . Hail stones as big as baseballs . Luckily I was near Old Vicky . I got under her branches . She kept me safe . If it had n't been for Ootockalockatuvik , I could have gotten a concussion or worse . - To Vicky . - To Vicky . How are you ? Look , I 've been doing some research into your condition . What I need to know is , was there any prior indication anything was up with your speech . Or did it occur spontaneously ? It 's important . - Shelly ? What 's going on ? - I 'm not sure , Joel . She was so happy , chirping away like a robin in May . Then she went for her pre-baby exam , now she wo n't open @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did n't mean to scare her . Look I got some good news here . I 've found some precedents for her singing , believe it or not . Yeah , listen to this . " Santiago , Chile . A 14-year-old girl walks into a music store , picks up a violin , plays the Bach Chaconne in D-minor . This is a girl who has no musical instruction whatsoever . But , Joel , how can that be ? No one knows . But the point is , there 's been a few similar cases of this spontaneous , prodigious ability in healthy people . Her singing may not necessarily be symptomatic of a particular illness . - That certainly is a great relief . - Yeah , well , I should think . But , tell me . This girl from Chile . Did she ever stop playing the violin ? - Stop playing ? - Did she go back to the way she was ? I do n't know . There was no mention of what happened after . This is n't over yet , Minnifield @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . He says tree or no tree , you still do not have free reign to build a structure that will negatively impact on me . He 's filing for an injunction ! You hear what I 'm saying ? You 're never going to build that storehouse ! - Does n't matter . - What ? What did you say ? I said it does n't matter . I do n't care about the storehouse . What do you mean , you do n't care about the storehouse ? You 've been crazy to build that thing for the past 15 years ! What the hell are you trying to pull ? See this ? This is the scene of my greatest triumph . I should be jubilant . I should be grinding Old Vicky 's leaves and feeding her limbs into a wood stove . But you know what I 'm feeling now ? I do n't feel anything . You 're just trying to throw me off balance . It wo n't work . I 'm still getting that injunction . I should really feel happy just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sort of empty . To tell you the truth , I sort of miss the sight of her . My little bunny-face , my teenie-beanie cuddly thing , I got big bummer news , your mama ca n't talk , your mama can only sing . No faking , no fooling , she flaps her lips and out comes crooning . Baby learns to use a spoon . Mama only sings a tune . Baby counts from one to three , Mom makes a melody . Baby falls and bangs a knee , Sorry , here 's a rhapsody . How can you love a mom who ca n't gab or chatter ? No yak or yabber , chew the fat , jaw and jammer ? Can you love a mom who dewlaps and scats , she warbles , yodels , spits scales . She bops and raps . My little bunny-face , my teenie-beanie cuddly thing , I got big bummer news , your mama ca n't talk , your mama can only sing . No faking , no fooling , she flaps her lips and out comes crooning @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , we 'll harmonize . In my opinion , talk comes cheap . Who needs to make a speech ? The truth is , my lovely bride , sing or talk , I 'm by your side . My little bunny-face , my teenie-beanie cuddly thing , do n't you feel lonely , do n't you feel blue , ' cause I 'll be singing with you . No faking , no fooling . I 'll be singing with you . It 's open ! - Hey , Fleischman . - Hey . What a surprise . How 's the neck ? Look , if you do n't mind , I 'd rather dispense with the pleasantries , okay ? Well , all right . Do you want to sit down ? - No , I wo n't stay that long . - Well , suit yourself . Look , ever since we 've known each other you 've related to me in a very consistent manner . You insult me , and you hit me , and you crashed me in your airplane . It does n't sound pleasant @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ comfortable with that . And I guess what I 'm here to do is to ask you , or to plead with you , if necessary , to just stop being so nice to me . It 's a small town , and I ca n't avoid you . And up till now , thank God , none of these injuries have been permanently disabling . But if this niceness continues , I think anything could happen . Okay . I can try to modify my behavior , but , I 'd like something in return . All right . Well , name it . You have to stop being such a jerk . - Could you be a bit more specific ? - Well , all right . The petulance , arrogance , whining , spite , sarcasm , the incessant , petty meanness , that sort of thing . Arrogance and petty meanness ? O'Connell , look . If I resort to sarcasm , it 's only because ... Because , because ... Why do you always have to explain everything ? Does there always have to be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm just ... - No buts . No ifs . No explanations , no negotiations . These are the terms . - Fine . I will definitely try . - Okay . Hey , get lost . I 'm hungry . Okay . Could 've saved yourself a lot of dough and sweat just putting in one of those two-gallon saplings . In a hundred years nobody would know the difference . The hell with posterity . I 'm doing this for me . When Old Vicky came down , I could n't stand the empty sky . I needed something to fill it . If you 'll bring me that bucket over there , will you ? - What is this stuff ? - Vitamin B1 , prevents root shock . There , that ought to do it . Ripped by subXpacio and TusSeries

@@5241641 Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree . You should see the size of his Christmas balls ! How much did you tip the super ? We were gon na give 50 , but we do n't wan na look bad . This year we made him cookies . And 25 it is . You gave cookies ? Money is so impersonal . Cookies says someone cares . We 're broke , but cookies do say that . I can see that . A plate of brownies told me a limerick . Pheebs , let me ask you something . Were these " funny " brownies ? Not especially . But I think they had pot in them . So who else did you tip with cookies ? The mailman , the super ... And the newspaper delivery guy . Oh , my God . What ? You 're not gon na like this . These are cookies smashed to the sports section . He did my crossword puzzle . Yeah , but not very well , unless 14 across , " Gershwin musical " actually is " Bite me , bite me , bite me . " The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's Christmas already . One day you 're eating turkey , the next thing you know lords are a-leaping and geese are a-laying . Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year . Hey , guys . Hey , Rach . I got you a little present . I 'll open it . It 's a Slinky ! Remember ? Walks downstairs Alone or in pairs Everyone knows it 's ... Just a big spring . You 're still mad because of the whole ... Horrible list of reasons not to be with me ? How about we just call it the " unfortunate incident " ? Hey , Gunther . You got stairs in your place ? Go nuts . Hey , guys . What 's in the bag ? Some presents . Come on , show us what you bought . You know you want to . This is a picture frame from Ben to my parents . Oh , that 's cute . Some " Hers " and " Hers " towels for Susan and Carol . And I got this blouse for Mom @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ authentic fake metals ! Mom 's gon na be voted " best dressed " at the make-believe military academy ! Happy " Christmas Eve " Eve . Oh , my God ! Where did you get this ? Macy 's , third floor , home furnishings . This is my father ! This is a picture of my dad ! That 's the guy that comes in the frame . No , it 's my dad . I 'll show you . I thought your dad was in prison . No , that 's my stepdad . My real dad 's the one that ran out on us before I was born . How have you never been on Oprah ? Look , see ? This is him . My mother gave me this picture before she died . Same guy ! This is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a blue screen with a collie . It 's not a blue screen . It 's just ... Maybe it was just really clear that day . Okay , I have to talk to my grandmother @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to get my boss 's ex-wife to sleep with me . But when Phoebe has a problem , everyone 's all ears ! Esther Livingston . Gone ! Hi , Pooh . Hi , Gram . What you doing ? Just updating the phone book . Gram ? Can I see the pictures of my dad again ? Sure , sure . How come ? Just , you know , to see him . Sure . Here . This is the one of your father in a meadow . And helping a little boy fly a kite . And here he is at a graduation . Another graduation . Another graduation . Is this really my father ? Is it really your fa ... ? Well , of course it is . I smell smoke . Maybe because someone 's pants are on fire ! In all the years we 've been grandmother and granddaughter you 've never lied . All right , that 's not your father . It 's a picture of a guy in a frame . Oh , God . It was your mother 's idea @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ father because he hurt her so much . I did n't want to do it . But then she died and it was harder to argue with her . Not impossible , but harder . All right . So he 's not a famous tree surgeon ? And I guess he does n't live in a hut in Burma where there 's no phones ? Last I heard , he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate . That makes no sense . Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist ? Honey . Anyway , that 's all I know . That and this . This is the real him . I remember my father all dressed up in the red suit the big black boots and the patent leather belt sneaking around downstairs . He did n't want us to see him but he 'd be drunk , so he 'd crash into something and wake everybody up . That does n't sound like a very merry Christmas . Who said anything about Christmas ? Anyone hear from Phoebe yet ? No , nothing . I hope she 's okay . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you know that ? She told us . What do you got there , Monica ? Stuff for the party . Are n't you guys supposed to be shopping ? You did n't buy presents yet ? Tomorrow 's Christmas Eve ! What are you gon na do ? Do n't you have to be Claymation to say that ? I do n't think the mailman liked your cookies . The ornaments your mom sent . Maybe the mailman liked the cookies . We just did n't give him enough . Monica , pigeons learn faster than you . Hey , Rach . I think I know what will make you feel better . How about you make a list about me ? Forget it . I 'm not gon na stand here and make a list ... Okay , you 're whiny you are obsessive , you are insecure you 're gutless . You do n't ever just " seize the day . " You liked me for a year and you did n't do anything about it . And you wear too much of that gel in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you did what I said . And you know what ? You 're right . I do feel better . Thank you , Ross . Yeah , in Albany . Could I have the number of Frank Buffay ? Okay . In Ithaca ? All right , Saratoga ? Oneonta ? You know what ? You should n't call yourself Information ! Hello , Grandma . If that is , in fact , your real name . Come on now , Pooh . Do n't still be mad at me . - How 's it going ? - Not so good . Upstate 's pretty big . He 's pretty small . You do the math . Well , I think you 're better off without him . Oh , honey , I know he 's your daddy . But to me , he 's still the irresponsible creep who locked up your mom and stole her Gremlin . I know . I just wanted to know who he was , you know ? Yeah , I know . I was n't completely honest with you when I said I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you mean ? He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown . If you hit the Dairy Queen , you 've gone too far . You can take my cab . Thank you . - Nobody else drives that cab . - Got it . I 'm gon na see my dad ! Thank you . Wish me luck , Grandpa . Phoebe here with the cab yet ? Yeah , she brought the invisible cab . Hop in ! She 'd better get here . The stores close at 7 . It 'll be two hours to Phoebe 's dad 's house they 'll meet , chat , swap life stories . Even if Phoebe tells the one where she 's an Egyptian slave girl we 'll still have plenty of time . Hey , here she comes ! Can you believe this ? In , like , two hours I 'm gon na have a dad . Yeah , big stuff ! Okay , let 's go ! Here , you have to hold this . " Brake , left . Gas , right " ? That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - There is n't one . The paramedics had to cut through it . Come on , just tell me . Please , please ! For the 16th time : No , I do not think you 're obsessive ! - It 's hot in here ! - Rach , get the heat . Ross , turn the heat down , please ? The difference between obsessive ... Ross , the heat ! Okay ! Heat , heat , heat ! And I 'm the obsessive one ? This way is on . So this is off . Did you just break the radiator ? No , I was turning the knob and here it is . Well , put it back ! It wo n't go back . I 'll call the super . Here , let me try . That 's right . I forgot about your ability to fuse metal . Hey , it 's Funny 's cousin Not Funny ! Hi , Mr . Treeger ? It 's Rachel Greene from upstairs . Yes , somebody broke our knob on the radiator and it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ enough to bake cookies . Could we have a new one by 6 ? Tuesday ? We ca n't wait until Tuesday . We 're having a party tonight . Okay , tip the man . If he does n't like our cookies , too bad . I wo n't be blackmailed . Look , if it gets a little warm it can be a theme party . Here 's a theme : " Come on in , live like bacon ! " This is it ! Seventy-four . So that 's what this is for ! This is it . I 'm gon na meet my dad . This is like the biggest thing ever . Sure is . Here I go . I 'm going in . All right ! Good luck , Pheebs . Here I go . Here I go . I 'm going . Welcome to our tropical Christmas party . Put your coats , sweaters , pants and shirts in the bedroom . It 's hard to tell because I 'm sweating but I use exactly what the gel bottle says . An amount @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be too much ? Ice ? Ice ? Ice squares anyone ? Take a napkin . Monica ! Your guests are turning into jerky . Really ? I 'm perfectly comfortable . Hey ! Get in line , buddy . I was next . Mr . Treeger . You said there was a party . Well , hey , welcome to our sauna . Is it hot ? My body always stays cool . Probably because I have so much skin . Hey , cheese ! Here 's the chance . Monica , give him cash . Rachel , give him your earrings . Something . Anything ! No , I will not cave . I 'm with Mon . All right . You know how you say I never seize the day ? Even though he 's your super , I 'm seizing . Mr . Treeger ? Here is $50 . Merry Christmas . I did n't get you anything . Here 's five back . No , that 's your Christmas tip . Do you think there 's a chance you can fix that radiator now ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ca n't get a knob until Tuesday . Ross ? He 's playing baseball . You mean hardball ? Whatever . What you gon na do ? Excuse me . I 'm seizing . Mr . Treeger ? Here 's another 50 . Happy Hanukkah . Will this help with the knob-getting ? No , the place is not open till Tuesday . Am I not saying it right ? So you really did like my cookies ? Yeah , they were so personal . It really showed you cared . Nice seizing gel boy . Is this mistletoe ? No , that ... That is basil . If it was mistletoe , I was gon na kiss you . No , it 's still basil . Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose - How far did you get ? - Mailbox . All right , we 're getting closer . What 's going on ? It 's just like a whole mess of stuff . Like yesterday , my dad was this famous Burma tree-surgeon guy . And you know , now he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's this really cool pharmacist guy . Yeah , maybe ! And I 'll knock on the door and he 'll hug me , and I 'll have a dad ! I 'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be nice to me because , you know , I 'm Frank 's daughter . So why not go knock ? Because , I mean , what if he 's not this great-dad guy ? What if he 's still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us ? You know what ? I 've already lost a fake dad this week . I do n't think I 'm ready to lose a real one . Pheebs , that 's okay . You took a big step today . Someday , when you 're ready , you 'll make it past the hedges . And when you do , he 'll be lucky to have you . You guys ... Sorry about your shopping . Oh , that 's okay . We 'll figure something out . I know you 're not going in there but you think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bathroom ? That 's fine , never mind . Cool , snow ! Kind of like a blank canvas . Ho-ho-ho-holy crap , is it hot in here ! You mind if I turn the heat down ? We could have used that kind of thinking earlier ! So , Pheebs , how did it go ? Oh , I could n't go in . - Honey , I 'm sorry . - Are you okay ? Yeah , it 's okay , because I know he 's there . So that 's enough for now . Hey , it 's after midnight ! Merry Christmas , everyone ! Oh , right ! Merry Christmas ! The knob was broken so I turned it off from underneath . I hope that 's all right . Ah , thanks . Okay . I guess that just leaves the gifts from Joey and Chandler . Rach , these are for you . Wiper blades ! I do n't even have a car . No , but with this new-car smell , you 'll think you do ! Okay , Pheebs , your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ while I got gas ? You guys ! And for Ross Mr . Sweet Tooth . You got me a cola drink ? And a lemon-lime ! Well , this is too much ! I feel like I should get you another sweater . And last , but not least ... They 're ribbed for your pleasure !

@@5241841 Captain 's Log , Stardate 46357.4 . We have rendezvoused with the Starship Cairo near the Cardassian border for an urgent meeting with Vice-Admiral Nechayev . Come . May I present Captain Jean-Luc Picard . Admiral , welcome on board . Thank you . That 'll be all , Commander . Can I get you some coffee , tea ... ? Thank you , no , Captain . I 'm afraid there 's no time for the usual pleasantries . I 'm here to relieve you of command of the Enterprise . Space , the final frontier . These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise . Its continuing mission ... to explore strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no one has gone before . The Cardassian forces which were recently withdrawn from the Bajoran sector have been redeployed along the Federation border . They have mobilized three divisions of ground troops and their subspace communications have been increased by 50% . We believe that they 're preparing for an incursion into Federation space . Are the Cardassians ready for a war ? I did n't say " war , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ intelligence reports suggest that they 'll try to seize one of the disputed systems along the border . We think they 're gambling that the Federation wo n't actually go to war over one system . Will we ? I hope we wo n't need to make that decision . We have decided to send the Enterprise to meet with a Cardassian representative and open talks . We 're hoping that the presence of the Federation flagship on the border will send a message to their leadership about just how seriously we view this situation . Where is Captain Picard ? The Captain , your Chief Medical Officer and Security Chief have been reassigned . That 's all I can tell you for now . Do any of you know Edward Jellico ? He is the commanding officer of the Cairo . I 've heard of him . I do n't know that any of us have ever ... I 'm giving him command of the Enterprise this afternoon . Captain Jellico helped to negotiate the original armistice two years ago and I believe he 's the most qualified person @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ take place at 1300 hours . Thank you . Admiral , with all due respect ... it 's not necessary to give Captain Jellico command of the Enterprise just to conduct a negotiation . I disagree . The Enterprise will be in a dangerous situation and I want someone on the Bridge who has a great deal of experience with the Cardassians . No offense , Commander , but that 's not you . Halt ! Computer , freeze program . You were five seconds slower that time . You increased the difficulty level , sir . Mr . Worf , It 's going to be far more difficult where we 're going . Which is where , exactly ? I 'm sorry , I ca n't tell you that yet . It would be helpful to know something about our mission . Mr . Worf , I have my orders . I 'm sure you understand that . Now , Doctor , this deflector was n't set properly . It must be positioned so that the emitter array blocks the entire passageway or it 's useless . Sorry . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Or maybe it was the falling rocks ? I understand this is difficult . All I can do is ask you to trust me . All right , let 's do it again . All right , Mr . Worf I want you to time the Doctor and me through that first tunnel , and this time we 're going to pick up those five seconds . Welcome aboard , sir . I 'm Commander ... William T . Riker , class of ' 57 . Graduated eighth in his class . I 'm looking forward to serving with you , Commander . Thank you , and I , you . I 'm sure this change in command has taken everyone a little by surprise . Well ... yes , sir . It caught me by surprise , too . I must admit , I miss the Cairo already but a Galaxy-class ship , that 's something special . I can understand why you turned down a ship of your own to remain aboard . Yes , sir . How many duty watches does the crew stand ? We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ change that to four starting tonight . I 'd also like to examine the duty roster and the crew evaluations as soon as possible . I want readiness reports from each department head by 1400 hours and a meeting of the senior staff at 1500 . Do you prefer Will or William ? Um , Will sir . Where are my quarters , Will ? We have you assigned to cabin 735 ... - deck seven ... - Deck seven . I 'll see you at 1300 hours . Attention to orders . " To Captain Jean-Luc Picard " Commanding Officer , USS Enterprise . " Stardate 46358.1 . " You are hereby requested and required " to relinquish command of your vessel " to Captain Edward Jellico " Commanding Officer , USS Cairo " as of this date . " Signed , Vice-Admiral Alynna Nechayev Starfleet Command . " Computer , transfer all command codes to Captain Edward Jellico . Voice authorization : Picard-delta-five . Transfer complete . USS Enterprise now under command of Captain Edward Jellico . I relieve you , sir . I stand relieved . Dismissed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I do n't know . They do n't usually go through the ceremony if it 's just a temporary assignment . Sore ? Oh ... sore does n't begin to describe it . I know . I wish I could talk about it . Most of the secondary systems were changed at the last overhaul . I do n't think they 'll give you any problem but you might want to check out the port lateral ... I 'll take care of the Enterprise , Jean-Luc . You do n't have to mother me . Uh ... how 's your team shaping up ? Very well ... but I would prefer more recent intelligence on the exact layout of the installation . The most current information that we have is two years old . Two years ? I do n't know how Nechayev ever talked you into this . She gave me no choice . Well , maybe there 's something we can do to help . We 'll launch a class-5 probe just before we reach the border . You could pick up the telemetry aboard the shuttle @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Captain . Captain . I believe we 're scheduled to arrive at the Cardassian border during delta shift . Please inform the delta tactical officer that I want to launch a class-5 probe just before we drop out of warp . I was actually going to talk to you about delta shift a little later , sir . Right now , gamma shift will be on duty when we arrive and I will tell Lieutenant McDowell about the probe . Is there a problem with delta shift , Will ? There is no delta shift yet , sir . I have spoken to the department heads about changing from three shifts to four and they assure me it 's going to cause us significant personnel problems . So you have not changed the watch rotation ? I was going to explain this to you after the ceremony , sir . You will tell the department heads that as of now the Enterprise is on a four-shift rotation . I do n't want to talk about it . Get it done . Now that means that delta shift will be due @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you to have it fully manned and ready when it does . Is that clear ? Yes , sir . If you 'll excuse me , sir . Captain . He was your first officer for five years ... One of the finest officers that I have ever served with . Of course he is , Jean-Luc . I 'm sure it 'll all work out . Captain 's Log , Stardate 46358.2 . The Enterprise is on course for a rendezvous with the Cardassian ship Reklar . Fortunately , I still have time to prepare the ship and crew for the task ahead . I want you to install a bypass between the main phaser array and the secondary generators . I also want to run the main deflector pathway through the warp power grid and the auxiliary conduits through the lateral relays . Now , you may have to reconfigure the transfer interface . Sir , the transfer interface was not designed for that configuration . It will take seven hours to make those changes . Sir , you may not be aware that our normal interface already @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ aware of your current design system . It 's not good enough . If these negotiations fail we could find ourselves in a war zone and if that happens I want to be loaded for bear . I 'll get right on it . Good . Now , these stations should be devoted to damage-control and weapons status from now on . See that they 're manned at all times . Aye , sir . Mr . Data , how long before we reach the rendezvous point ? We will arrive in 51 hours , 32 minutes , sir . Schedule four battle drills one for each shift . Run a series of simulated attacks from a Cardassian squadron . I want you to conduct the exercises personally , Will . Get it done . Oh ... And get that fish out of the ready room . Data , you 're with me . The power transfer levels need to be upgraded by 20% . The efficiency of your warp coils is also unsatisfactory . Coil efficiency is well within specifications , Captain . I 'm not interested in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ by at least 15%. 15 percent ? That is an attainable goal but it will require realigning the warp coil and taking the secondary distribution grid off-line . Very good , Data . That 's exactly what I want you to do . If we take this grid off-line we 're going to have to shut down exobiology , the astrophysics lab and geological research . We 're not on a research mission . Get it done ... in two days . I believe that is also an attainable goal . If we utilize the entire engineering department there should be sufficient manpower available to complete the task . Sure , if everybody works around the clock for the next two days . Then you 'd better get to it , Geordi . Looks like you have some work to do . Data . Yes ? May I speak with you , Captain ? Deanna , come in , come in . The latest masterpieces from my son . It 's an elephant ... I think . Definitely an elephant . I 'm glad you 're here . I 'd @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'd be happy to , but , first I 'd like to talk about how the change in command is affecting the crew . I 've noticed some resistance . I would n't call it resistance . More like ... uncertainty . Most of them had served under Captain Picard for several years . They knew him and they knew what he expected . Now they 're being asked to adjust to a new captain and a new way of doing things and they 're uncertain how to react . I see your point . This all could be very unsettling to them . And to you . Perhaps everyone just needs time . Time for you to get to know and trust the crew , and time for them to understand how you want things done . I 'm glad you brought this to my attention , Deanna . Unfortunately , I do n't have time for a honeymoon with the crew . You 've clearly given this a lot of thought So I 'd like you to take charge of the morale situation . Please see to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ quickly and easily . Oh , I have a meeting with the new security chief in five minutes so the duty roster will have to wait . Thank you , Counselor . By the way ... I prefer a certain ... formality on the Bridge . I 'd appreciate it if you wore a standard uniform when you 're on duty . Of course , sir . Commander , he 's asked me to completely reroute half the power systems on this ship change every duty roster realign the warp coils in two days and now he 's transferred a third of my crew to security . If it makes you feel any better , you 're not alone . Captain Jellico has made major changes in every department on the ship . Yeah , well , I do n't mind making changes and I do n't mind hard work but the man is n't giving me the time I need to do the work . Somebody 's got to get him to listen to reason . It 's not going to be me . He 's made that abundantly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Talk to Captain Picard . Maybe he can do something . We just need a little time . All right . Come . You all right , sir ? Yes , I am but the last time I had to train like this was for the Academy Marathon but ... I 'm managing . What can I do for you ? It 's nothing urgent . I 'm sorry I bothered you . Good night . My orders are to maintain radio silence until we 've completed the mission . Well , the Enterprise will be monitoring your channel just in case you do need to transmit a signal . Bridge to Captain Jellico . We 've arrived at the shuttle departure coordinates . Did you launch the probe I requested ? Yes , sir . I was n't aware you wanted to be informed . Thank you . Jellico out . I can see why he 's still only a first officer . Captain , I would just like you to know that Commander Riker ... I 've read your reports , Jean-Luc . I know you think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . He 's been decorated by Starfleet Command five times . He 's been offered his own ship more than once . I think if you just gave him a chance you would find him an outstanding officer . Jean-Luc , let 's be candid for a moment . The Cardassians are n't going to listen to reason and the Federation is n't going to give in to their demands and the chances are you wo n't be coming back from this mission of yours . I want this ship ready for action and I do n't have time to give Will Riker or anyone else a " chance . " And forgive me for being blunt , but the Enterprise is mine now . Well ... here 's hoping you beat the odds . Good hunting . Thank you . Jean-Luc ... I believe this is yours . Shuttlecraft Feynman to Enterprise . We have cleared the shuttle bay . Acknowledged , Feynman . Good luck . Thank you , Enterprise . Well ... now that we 're underway I can tell you about our mission . Starfleet Intelligence @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , my God . I am not familiar with metagenics . They 're genetically engineered viruses that are designed to destroy entire ecosystems . When metagenic toxins are released into a planet 's atmosphere they immediately begin to mutate . They seek out and destroy all forms of DNA they encounter . In a few days , everything is dead . In a month , the metagenic agent itself breaks down and dissipates completely leaving every city , every road , every piece of equipment perfectly intact . Leaving the planet safe to be conquered . Would n't using such a weapon pose as great a risk to the attacker as to the target ? That 's why metagenics and other biological weapons were outlawed years ago . Even the Romulans have abided with those agreements . Starfleet Intelligence believes that the Cardassians are developing a new delivery system one that would protect them from accidental exposure to the toxin . They believe that the Cardassians are testing a way of launching dormant metagenic material on a subspace carrier wave . So they could activate the toxins after the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ because the subspace wave would appear simply as background radiation no one would realize what was happening until it was too late . Now , for the past few weeks , theta-band subspace emissions have been detected coming from Celtris III . These emissions may indicate that a metagenic delivery system is in operation . What do we know about Celtris III ? Very little . It was thought to be uninhabited until these emissions were detected . Starfleet believes that the Cardassians may have a secret research lab located somewhere below the planet 's surface . Our orders are to penetrate this Celtris III installation and determine if the Cardassians are actually building a metagenic weapon . And if they are ? Destroy it ... at any cost . When I was on the Stargazer we conducted extensive tests using theta-band carrier waves . One of the reasons I was selected for this mission is my familiarity with the methods used for generating them . Mr . Worf , your presence here is obvious . Doctor , your job will be to locate and to destroy any biotoxins we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ How will we get there undetected ? I ... know a way of acquiring some discreet transport . Mr . Worf , set a course for Torman V . If he does n't pay up , I know three large Ferengi who will not be so forgiving . I did n't do it . We 're not accusing you of anything . What do you want then ? We 're looking for DaiMon Solok . Why ? We have a business proposition to discuss . Solok is a very busy , very important man . He is n't here . But I could relay a message . Good . Please , will you tell DaiMon Solok that we 're interested in transportation ... to Celtris III ? That 's a Cardassian planet . Uh-huh . Now , we understand that DaiMon Solok runs cargo there from time to time . Solok is no smuggler . Yes , but if Solok were to go to Celtris III for legitimate reasons we would be interested in quietly booking passage for the journey . I do n't think he would be interested in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that Solok was quite a man . Why ... yes . He is a ... extraordinary man . That 's why we came here because only Solok could help us ... but I guess there are some things even Solok ca n't do . It 's too bad . Because ... if he could , I would be ... very ... very ... Yes ? Grateful . When do you want to leave ? Beverly , make sure that your tricorder is keeping a precise map of the route . It would be very easy to get lost in here . Right . I 'm picking up some subspace signals but I ca n't seem to get a lock on them . That 's typical of theta-band emissions . You have to compress the detection bandwidth in order to determine the fix . The source emission is 500 meters east of here , and ... 700 meters below . It 's all right . They 're called lynars . They 're a kind of Celtran bat . They 're harmless . Bats ? You 're not afraid of bats , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Officer 's Log supplemental . We have rendezvoused with the Cardassian ship Reklar to begin diplomatic talks designed to ease tensions along the border . Gul Lemec has arrived . He 's waiting for you in the observation lounge . Very good . I 'll be in my ready room . Yes ? Captain , I think there 's been a slight miscommunication . Did you want to meet with Gul Lemec in here ? No , the observation lounge is appropriate . I see . Lemec is a Cardassian and Cardassians are like timber wolves ... predators ... bold in large numbers , cautious by themselves and with an instinctive need to establish a dominant position in any social gathering . So you 're trying to establish a dominant position by making him wait for you . The trouble with wolves is that sometimes in the fight for dominance one of them ends up dead . In that case , the trick is to be the wolf that 's still standing at the end . The floor is over 500 meters down from here . There does n't seem @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ rappel from here . This is sheer granite . We 'll have to use fusing pitons . We could try to find another way down . Unfortunately , that would take several hours . We do n't have the time . You 're not afraid of heights , are you , Doctor ? Of course not . Now , remember to control your descent . Do n't get the lines tangled . I 'll remember . All right ? What is going on ? I 've been waiting here for over an hour ... I 'm Captain Jellico . I believe you know Commander Riker and this is Lieutenant Commander Troi . Let 's get to it , shall we ? This treatment is a deliberate insult to the Cardassian Union . I have been kept waiting here for over an hour . Then I 'm sure you 're ready to talk . I did not agree to allow others into this meeting . If it alarms you , I can ask them to leave . I am not alarmed , but we did not ... A great many people @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We do n't need to quibble over minutiae . I have come to negotiate a Federation withdrawal from the borders not to be dictated to by some mere Captain . I can see you 're not serious about these talks . If the Cardassian Union truly wishes to discuss peace they can send someone who can negotiate in a civilized manner . Captain on the Bridge . Let him stew for a few minutes . Then go in and tell him that you 've convinced me to meet with him one more time . Tell him I 'm a loose cannon and that he needs to be more reasonable because I 'm such an unreasonable man . Lemec will want to bring his own aides on board . Pretend to be worried that I 'll object , and then give grudging permission for two aides , no more . Understood ? - Aye , sir . - Aye , sir . Well , I 'll say this for him ... he 's sure of himself . No , he 's not . The installation should be about 300 meters ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ able to find another way to get back up there . I doubt it . That 's what I thought . Hmm ... There 's a lava tube beyond here that runs for 75 meters . Then it connects with another chamber . We need to get through here . This tube opens up beyond this crack . If we could widen the opening then we should be able to crawl through . Mr . Worf ? A phaser set at level 16 should suffice . Make it so . Well done , Mr . Worf . Gul Lemec . A pleasure . May I present my aides Glinn Corak and Glinn Tajor . Welcome aboard . For the past three weeks you 've been massing troops in staging areas assembling strike forces and pulling ships from their normal patrols . We will not stand for this clearly provocative behavior . I see the Federation spy network has again provided you with faulty information . We are conducting routine training operations nothing more . Then I 'm sure you wo n't mind if we send a few starships into this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ deployments do not concern us . However , we are very concerned with your refusal to vacate those territories along the border which are clearly Cardassian . You gave up your claims on those territories when you signed the armistice . You could n't take those worlds by force , so you want us to give them to you at the bargaining table . Captain , please . We should listen to them . Gul Lemec , as you know the systems are still under negotiation by the terms of the treaty . Negotiations which we have pursued in good faith . Unfortunately , the Federation has not been as forthcoming . So , to speed up the process , you are preparing for war . We are preparing to defend ourselves . The Federation will not start a war . That has always been your position . However , I have heard reports that a small team from the Federation has already been sent into our territory . Of course , I do n't believe it . Such an attempt would almost certainly fail and even if it succeeded @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ part . I do n't know what you 're talking about . Then there 's no need for worry . A brief recess would seem to be in order . Very well . Where is Captain Picard ? Reassigned . Well , I hope his new assignment is not too dangerous . It would be a shame if something were to happen to such a , uh ... such a noted officer . Yes ... it would . Only a few more meters . Beverly , get out of there ! Beverly ! I have her . Are you all right ? I think so . Next time , you try bringing up the rear . We 're nearly there . Can you continue ? It looks like a maintenance hatch to the installation . I 'm picking up three proximity sensors around it . Sensor echo is established but the false image will only last a few minutes . The hatch is magnetically sealed but I believe I can bypass it . I ca n't get a scan from the other side of the hatch . It 's been @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ low and fire in short , controlled bursts . Ready . Now . There 's no one here . There 's no lab . It 's a trap . Come on ! Captain ! Let 's go . The Captain ! No . There are five more of them heading this way from another tunnel . Come on . Now ! Come on . Captain on the Bridge . What have you got , Will ? I 'm not sure . We 're picking up a lot of coded messages from a Cardassian planet near the border . Which planet ? Celtris III . Can you detect any theta-band subspace emissions coming from Celtris ? There are some residual traces . It seems that there were emissions up until a few minutes ago . Open a secure channel to Admiral Nechayev . Priority two . Put it through to my ready room . Aye , sir . Captain ? Those emissions you were so concerned about have just stopped . I 'd say one way or another our friends have finished their task . Have you heard from our friends @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I would very much like to see them again . So would I , Admiral . A challenge . You should prove an interesting challenge . Possibly the most interesting to come through that door in many years . What do you want ? Why , you , of course . Picard ... Jean-Luc . Serial number ... SP-937-215 . Son of Maurice and Yvette Picard . Born in Labarre , France . Formerly , Captain of the Stargazer where you conducted extensive studies on theta-band subspace carrier waves . Do n't look so surprised . How could we have designed a lure for the Captain of the Federation flagship unless we knew something about his background ? So you concocted an elaborate ruse to bring me here . Why ? In this room , you do not ask questions . I ask them . You answer . If I am not satisfied with your answers you will die .

@@5242041 [choral_music] ? ? ( winston ) Case number 0386 -- St . Benedictine Monastery , Quebec . Now , me , personally , when I think of vows of obedience and silence , I do n't exactly think of Christopher Chance . In fact , the two are sort of like oil and water ... so I was n't real keen on taking the case in the first place . But then again , I could n't help thinking it might do Chance some good . You know , " redemption is thine . Seek and ye shall find . " I mean , traveling 1,000 miles on a case is a roundabout way of hoping to find something like that , but then again ... Brother Mitchell ? ( winston ) Fate 's a funny thing . You know what ? Hold on . Wait , wait , wait . I 'm - - I 'm getting ahead of myself . Let me start at the beginning . This case , as they so often do , began with a crime -- A crime centered around a kid named John Gray . Nice guy . Never would have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ most vicious crews around - - a crew led by one Sam Fisher , The mastermind of some of the biggest heists in the last ten years and a monster , plain and simple . Now , Fisher would set his sights on high-dollar targets , then send John Gray in to case the place , which is how he met Emily . And the more he got to know her , the more he realized he wanted out of his old life so he could have a shot at a new one with her . So John called the cops ... [gunfire] And managed to escape . But it did n't take long for Sam Fisher to escape too . He paid somebody off ... had them hide a little something to help his getaway . [groans] [groaning] [gunshots] [brakes_whining] ( winston ) With Fisher out , John Gray was suddenly in danger , which is why Emily came to us for help . John never hurt anyone . Look , he grew up on the streets , and he hustled to survive . He 's smart . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know you think this John Gray is different . I know how this sounds . But you have to believe me that John is a good man . Please ... You 're my chance to save him . [sighs] So where exactly is John now ? A monastery ? A remote monastery . 200 miles north of the border of Quebec . He 's there , he 's unarmed , probably . And as we speak , six of his heavily-armed buddies are on their way up there looking for retribution . So why hide out in a monastery ? Do n't know . Well , there 's got to be thousands of them - - why that one ? Do n't know . What , you do n't like " do n't know " now ? I thought " do n't know " was your favorite part of this job . No , you had me with heavily-armed crew invading a remote monastery , but that 's just me . " I do n't know " -- That usually scares the crap out of you . Ah ... Okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ odds to protect an unrepentant fugitive from justice , not a peep out of you ? What am I missing ? This is a guy who made some mistakes . This is a guy who 's trying to put those mistakes behind him . If we ca n't help a guy like that ... what the hell are we doing here ? So where exactly is this place ? ( winston ) It 's up in the mountains , kust above a village called Port Cartier , and accessible only by cable car . ( Chance ) So we go up there , quietly find Gray and get him to safety , tip the cops in Fisher 's direction , problem solved . ( winston ) Yeah , assuming we 're not too late already . Fisher and his men have been on the loose for days . There 's no way of knowing when they 'll reach the monastery . So let 's do this and do it quickly . Are you in position ? Brother Mitchell ? Yes . Yes , I am . ? Human Target 1x04 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( Winston ) . Now , I have to admit , I was a little bit nervous about Chance on his own in a place of worship . As long as I 've known him , I 've never seen him set foot in a church either . I guess he 's not much of a religious man . At least , that 's what he tells me . Truth be told , I 'm not sure what the guy believes in . Funny story . I 'm headed up here , friend of mine says he knows a guy here . His name 's John Gray . Any idea how I could find him ? Oh . I get it . You 're kind of in the middle of something here . I wo n't bother you . ( man ) shh . Say , if I wanted to get everybody together here just in one room , how would I do that ? [church_bell_tolling] ( Winston ) Are all the monks there ? Mm-hmm . Do you see Gray ? Mm-mm . [clears_throat] Man , you are tanking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ check my taskbar . Okay . Uh , I got old testament . I got new testament . I got hymns . I got the lyrics to this little light of mine , If that does anything for you . It 's okay , I got it . Got it ? What do you mean , you got it ? I sought the lord , and he answered me ... delivered me from my fears . Look to him , and be radiant . Your faces shall not be ashamed . His poor soul cried and was heard by the lord . And was saved from every trouble . Psalms 34 , 4 through 6 . Amen . ( Winston ) That was n't half bad . Now ... Could we just get on with it and find our man , please ? I thought you said we 'd be in the clear After we crossed the border . Do n't worry about it . Good morning , officer . Is there a problem ? No , no problem . Standard roadside checks within 50 miles of the border . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - [gunshots] Noah , grab his gear . After you hide the body , head to the gondola station . Once we get to the top of the mountain , no one goes to or comes from that monastery . Um , excuse me . There 's a brother here that I 'm looking to connect with . His name is John Gray . I 've got a message for him , but I ca n't seem to find him . Of course not . It 's 11:00 . What 's at 11:00 ? He leads the alternative services ... in the library . So he has to sacrifice himself to save the one true earth . I do n't get it . What - - what do n't you get ? Well , in this one , he dies . Right . And then suddenly , in this one , he 's alive again . Exactly . See the anti-monitor , wants to destroy all the earths in the multi-verse , right ? But in order to prevent him from using the antimatter cannon , the flash has to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ then he - - he comes back . Like jesus . I think I 've got him . ( Winston ) All right , let me know when you 're bringing him down . Can we help you ? John Gray ? I 'm assuming you 're still interested in the materials we spoke about ? I am . I can get those for you ... by tonight . I know how risky this job is for you , But I think you 'll be more than happy with your reimbursements . They 'll be ready for the exchange . See , that 's the thing that bothers me . Whenever a client does n't blink at my fee , I start asking questions about who I 'm working for . So what 's your point ? I just figure there 's someone bigger than you in the food chain involved , and I want to know who . I make the delivery , you spill the beans . We got a deal ? I get the item in my hands , we 'll talk . I 'm curious . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ off . What changed ? It was never about how I could do it . [cell_phone_ringing] It was always about when . With Chance and his partner out of the country , I finally got the opportunity I 've been waiting for . When I got it , I 'll call you . You need to listen to me . You 're in danger right now , and I 've been hired to come up here and protect you . Pr - - protect me from what ? Sam Fisher . He 's free , so is the rest of his crew , and they know where you are . H-how do they know where I am ? Emily . Emily ? Is she all right ? She 's fine . But they took the letters you sent her . This is - - this is bad . This is really bad . Yeah , well it 's gon na get a whole lot worse , but that 's where I come in . I 've got a car waiting for you at the bottom of the hill . Now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Fisher back on his heels . No , I ca n't leave . I mean , if Fisher really is on his way here , I ca n't leave . It 's - - it 's complicated . ( Abbot ) Complicated how exactly ? Um ... Hey . Hey , I just spotted the gondola going up the mountain . I thought you said you were gon na signal me when you were ready to come down . What the hell 's going on ? [communicator_interference] Chance . Chance , are you reading me ? Did you call for the gondola ? [interference_continues] [sighs] Once the grounds are secure , the priority is finding the object . Everything else comes second . You 're saying Gray gets to walk away from what he did ? I 'm saying once we get the object , Gray is fair game . Until then , we stick to the plan . Are we clear ? Are we clear ? Yeah . High-value antiquities , relics -- It was my job to nominate the targets . And you singled out this abbey . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Nicene Annals . They 're a myth . Okay , just for fun , somebody want to fill me in here ? Yeah . Yeah . Uh , so the council of Nicea ... gathered in 397 to settle the nature of christianity itself . A bishop from jerusalem wrote an account of this meeting that was held in secret . It was passed down through the papal lines until it was lost in the 16th century during the sack of Rome . Then 400 years later , a sister in Austria reported seeing a book matching its description in the possession of an allied chaplain in Belgium -- Father Robert Regan . My predecessor at this monastery . Yeah . To the right buyer , that book is worth millions . And I figured I 'd get in , I 'd find the book , and I 'd get out . I 'd sell it , and I 'd take off for parts unknown . I 'm sorry . I suppose we always knew you 'd have to confront your past sooner or later . Wait a minute . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ regretted . But I also sensed a good man , seeking a better path . If I ca n't help a man like that ... what am I doing here ? ( Chance ) All right , this book ... Are we sure Fisher knows about it ? This monastery was supposed to be our next job After the museum . We had it all planned out . Listen , when Fisher gets here , he 's gon na tear this place apart looking for it . People are gon na get hurt . Why do n't we just give it to him ? I would . Only I do n't have it . Chance , are you there ? Yeah , yeah , I 'm still here . Oh , good . Lost you for a second there . Listen , we got a major problem . I just made one of Fisher 's guys down here at the gondola station , And that gondola 's been up there About ten minutes now , which means ... Wait a minute . ( Chance ) The gondola 's up here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to come up with a new plan to get you down off that mountain . [door_bangs_open] Chance . Chance ! No , no ! Aah ! Oh , I 'm sorry . I - - [gasps] [groans] Oh , my . [cell_phone_ringing] This is Guerrero . It 's Winston ! Where the hell have you been ? I called you , like , 30 times in the last 10 minutes ! All right , listen . I thought this job was straightforward , but it 's gotten kind of complicated , and I 'm gon na need your help . Busy today , dude . Sorry . You 're busy ? Chance and the principal are in danger . What the hell could you be so busy with it ca n't wait ? Dude , my life does not revolve around you , as hard as that may be for you to believe . I 'm on another job . Another -- Look , Fisher and his crew are here . Now Chance is stuck up on that mountain with those psychopaths . Now , he told me you know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him here , fast . Well , I know who he means . That guy 's not really an option . We kind of had a falling out . Well , ca n't you apologize ? Yeah , if I had , like , a time machine or a hell of a ouija board . Listen , you 're gon na be fine , man . You 're , uh ... capable . Capable ? Hey , who the hell do you think you 're talking -- Got to go . [sighs] C-4 . It 's enough to level this place . When Fisher does a job , he never leaves any witnesses . We 're gon na have to do something to save those monks . How can I help ? You want to help ? We got to find this book before they do , before they blow this monastery right off the map . So what happens next ? ( Chance ) Fisher and his crew came for the annals . So if we can get our hands on that book first , we 'll be able @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ our only shot at saving them . So what 's the deal , you never found this thing ? No , it 's not that . I just never got around to taking it . I mean , it 's underneath the monastery . It 's in the old church foundation . Underneath where ? The crypt . Abbot Regan used it to store everything He brought back from the war . He always talked about the pieces he got in all those churches in France and Belgium . I just assumed they were souvenirs - - junk . Well , apparently not . How do we get down there ? The crypt is connected to the abbey through a network of tunnels , built during prohibition . I thought I was the only one here who knew about it . There 's several entrances off the grounds , But only one inside the abbey . Where is it ? ( Abbot ) unfortunately , it 's right behind where Fisher is holding the monks hostage . The entrance is below a slab , just behind the altar . Let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to get to the book , and we have to walk right past Fisher to get to it . How are we supposed to do that ? I mean , even if we could get past him , this place is an echo chamber . As soon as we move the slab , he 's gon na hear us . If you get your hands on the book , this all ends , yes ? It 's a good start . Go . I 'll make sure they ca n't hear you . No , no ! It 's too dangerous . Let me - - let me do it . Go . We went through the wine cellar , the basement , nothing . Not to mention , there 's still no sign of Gray . It could take hours to search every inch of this place . Do you realize this ? Maybe we 've just been taking the wrong approach . [scoffs] [church_bells_tolling] Go find who 's doing that . [tolling_continues] ( Gray ) You think the Abbot 's safe ? Right now the only way any @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get that book . [cell_phone_ringing] [ringing_stops] Son of a bitch . [cell_phone_ringing] damn it , Winston , ca n't you take a hint ? I 'm pretty sure I said I 'd call you . ( thinman ) I 'm aware , but I thought it would n't hurt to check in to see how you were progressing . Is n't that sweet . I 'm still kind of in the thick of it here , and I think you and I both know this is n't something that would just be lying out in the open . Well aware . After all , if this material was n't so personal to its owner , we would n't be so eager to get our hands on it . Right . I 'll be in touch . So , you 've been here about a year . You 've got a pretty good idea where this thing was . Tell me the part again why you did n't just take off with it ? Well , that was the plan when I first got here . I looked for the book @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but there was just one thing about it I could n't shake . Emily . Yeah . I started writing to her , and , you know , she had no good reason to respond , and then she wrote back . She thanked me for saving her . She made you feel like one of the good guys . Do n't worry , happens to the best of us . Hey , are you sure we went the right way back there ? Pretty sure . [laughs] Oh ! Oh , man . Thank God . I 've been walking for miles . The gondola 's closed for the day . Gondola ? Man , I do n't need a gondola . I need some gas . You got a town back there with no gas station . You guys do n't have any gas stashed up here , do you ? Sorry . Aw ... Well , you got a landline in the office ? I just have to make a phone call . I got no bars . Phone 's just for the rangers , okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ call a tow truck . It 's a local call . I got the number right here . You mind holding this for me ? Look , pops . You got to go . Come on , man . It 'll only take a second ! Capable . This place is way bigger than I thought . What was her name ? Who ? Made you feel like one of the good guys . Oh , that bad , huh ? What happened ? It just did n't work out . So what exactly are we looking for , anyway ? It 's a small box . It 's probably some kind of treated wood with a bronze lock on the lid . I thought it was a book . Well , it 's a scroll , actually . Pope Clement had it sealed in the box when he fled Rome to protect it . It can only be opened with his papal ring . Papal rings are destroyed after their pope dies . You 're saying this thing 's locked in a box we ca n't open ? More @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's tamperproof . So if you try and open it without the ring , its contents are destroyed . Acid ? Maybe . Maybe a flint . What would somebody want with a book you ca n't read ? Well ... [clears_throat] I had a buyer lined up in Spain who was willing to pay $4.5 million for it as is . Tell you what , when we get out of here , I 'll give you his number , you can ask him yourself . Years I worked with Gray -- Not even once was he wrong about a score . I know the book is here . Do yourself a favor and tell me where it is , and this can all be over . ( Abbot ) Go to hell . [groans] Stop ! [guns_clicking] Yes ? I know where Gray went . Hey , everything is very fragile , okay ? So be careful with that stuff . Hey , what 's this ? You said a bronze lock , right ? ( Gray ) That 's it . [chuckles] That 's it ! [laughs] Winston @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got the book . It 's in a tunnel underneath the monastery . Now , look , there 's an exit in a pine grove about a klick north of the compound . You 'll take Gray and the book . I 'm gon na stay here and see if I can get these monks out in one piece . Where are you now ? I 'm in the gondola heading up the mountain . What about the chopper ? There is no chopper . You did n't get the chopper ? At the moment , I 'm all you 've got . Guerrero said the pilot was unavailable , Not that he was in any hurry to get us another one . By the way , he said he was on another job . Any idea what that 's about ? No idea . Call him back . Yeah . [cell_phone_ringing] [beep] ( Winston ) I 'm not exactly sure what I 'm doing here or where any of this is going , But I figure I should start keeping track of all this . So , just completed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And for what it 's worth , I hope he can get past this one , Because this case was damn ugly . Her name was Katherine . I need you to take this , go up to the exit , and meet my partner . Where are you gon na go ? I 'm gon na go up to the chapel , see if I can sort out that mess . I 'm going with you . Forget it . Forget it ? No . I ca n't just run and let everyone else go through this . I mean , I have to go up there . I have to face Fisher . All right , let me spoil the ending for you . This feeling you have right now frequently precedes death . Now , a few months ago , Fisher was in prison and not your problem , but now things are different . I have to try . There 's a woman that cares enough about your life to hire me . I made her a promise , and I intend to keep it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good to see you again . Wait , it does n't have to be like this . Well , unfortunately , you do n't have a lot to bargain with right now . I assume that 's the book . So I have it , and I have you . But you do n't have the ring . Excuse me ? Pope Clement 's ring . You use it to unlock the scroll 's container . Before I came here , I found it at an auction in Chicago . Seller did n't know what it was . No one 's laid eyes on that scroll in five centuries . It 's worth $4 million locked up . Can you imagine what it 's worth unlocked ? Where ? In a safety deposit box in a bank at the bottom of the mountain . You let everybody go , I 'll take you to it . He 's bluffing . He better not be . You all right ? Never better . What 's happening ? Gray made a deal . He sacrificed himself . If Gray tries anything , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in it . I do n't get the sense that they intend to honor that deal . Neither do I . I do n't understand . Why did Gray trust them ? He did n't , but he just got five of their guys out of the room . Now we just got to get past this one . One still seems like a lot given our current situation . We 're working on that . Hey , buddy . [gun_cocks] Probably be a really good time to stop doing what you 're doing . You hold your gun like a cop . From what I understand , cops do n't go around shooting people . I 'm retired . Oh , no , no , no , no ! [beeping] Damn ! He just started the timer . We got three minutes and counting . I got to go catch that gondola . Wait , wait a minute . What about everybody else here ? Even if I could cut all their restraints , we 'd never clear the blast . Diffuse the detonator ! How ? You 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thing ? The cruise ship . That was n't me ! Are you sure ? What do you mean , am I sure ? It was n't me ! I was n't there ! It was probably Guerrero . What about the thing in Detroit ? Oh , yeah , that was close . Also Guerrero ! I do n't know what to tell you . Call Guerrero . [sighs] [cell_phone_ringing] Used to be when you told a guy you were busy , that was respected . I do n't give a rat 's ass about any of that . I 'm talking about looking at ten blocks of C-4 that are wired to blow in two minutes . So if the next words out of your mouth are n't which wire to cut , I swear to -- Dude , you 're unspooling . Calm down . Describe the setup . Hold on . [beeping_continues] All right , I got two wires , both going to the switch -- One red , one blue . Red , definitely red . Wait . What was the other one ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the thing , how can I make an informed decision ? 20 seconds ! [coin_jingling] What was that ? Did you just flip a coin ? No . I heard a slapping sound ! Look , dude . I know this is n't what you want to hear right now , but sometimes you just got to go with your gut . Winston ? Winston ? Winston ! In case you 're wondering , It was the blue wire ! Good to know . Tom . Tom , what 's your status ? [buzzer_sounds] [screams] [gunshot] [gunshot] [screams] [screaming] Oh , my God ! [grunts] [screams] [grunts] [groaning] [screaming] Bring him up ... Slowly . I 'm gon na need your other hand . What ? Grab the gun . I got you . You can do this . One , two , three . [gunfire] [groaning] [coughs] You all right ? Yeah , I 'm fine . I 'm fine . [grunts] Well played . [exhales] Thank you . ( Abbot ) you sure about this ? Yeah , I-I-I 've been treading water for too long . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , our door is always open for you . [laughs] Good luck with everything . You make it sound like our paths will never cross again . Well , short of another reformed fugitive with a violent gang on his tail seeking refuge or you getting into the security business in San Francisco , I 'd say it 's a pretty slim Chance . Funny . I 'm not so convinced . Oh , God . It 's so good to see you . Got to hand it to him , turning himself in like that . How much time do you think he 's gon na get ? Well , between Emily corroborating That he was the one that called the cops at the museum , the fact that the rest of Fisher 's crew is back in prison , uh , more or less a year , give or take , less with good behavior . What 's that ? Oh , this ? It 's , uh , Pope Clement 's ring . He used it to unlock the Nicene Annals . The Abbot sent the book @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . As a gift ? Payment . Let me get this straight . You got a ring that opens a very expensive book that we do n't have . So in other words , it 's just gon na be another piece of junk gathering dust on your shelf ? Maybe . Maybe there 's something else out there that it opens . Oh , that 's a hell of a plan . Hold on a second . Yeah , maybe it unlocks next month 's electric bill . You know , maybe a car note , or maybe the mortgage to this damn place , you know ? Oh , yeah - - oh , that 's good . Good , good . Just walk away . Walk away . This ai n't important . Hey . Minimum security 's not that bad . You 're gon na play squash with some I-bankers , eat some overcooked macaroni and cheese . You 'll be out of there before you know it . Yeah , right . Hey , let me ask you something . You think when I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to me as it does right now ? Girl gets you turned around like that , that does n't go away . Thanks for everything . ( Winston ) I saw the look on his face as he watched Emily and Gray together , and I knew exactly what he was thinking . Of course he 'd never admit it , but ... but I know now that he still has n't gotten over her . He 's never gotten over Katherine . It 's what you asked for . We 've been anxious to get a hold of this . ( Winston ) But it 's more than that , though . I know he still has n't forgiven himself for what happened . Well , I kept up my end of the deal . Now I 'd like to know who you 're working for . You 're in no position to make demands . When we need something more , we 'll contact you . ( Winston ) I just hope that one day the man will just stop looking for salvation . I hope that one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ find . He does n't get to just walk away , not after everything he did . ( Winston ) And it 's not something someone can find for you either . It 's something you have to give yourself . You think you can protect him ? You ca n't . We 'll see .

@@5242141 Okay . What do you think of them ? Oh . I knew you 'd hate ' em . God . it 's just a stupid invention . What made me think that a little pillow that cups and cushions the ass against the ravages of subway travel would be a good idea ? I like the name ... " The Subway Tush . " And there 's the icky face . Okay . I 'm leaving . I knew you were gon na think it 's stupid . I 'm so humiliated . - What is he doing -- - Wait for it . At least have the decency to sit on it . I think you 'll find yourself saying . " Did my heinie die and go to heaven ? " Ooh . Oh my God . This feels really good . Oh . my tush is loving the cush of " The Tush . " Yeah . it 's squishy . It 's comfy . It 's ... oddly exciting . Overall . I 'd have to say . it 's the butt 's meow . Shut up ! Oh my God . you really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there 's just one teensy little thing . I need $50.000 for start-up costs . 50.000 ? Well ... sure . Jack . Do you want me to write you a check or shall I pay you in cheese ? I can take a check . Hey . zippy . I 'm not giving you any money . Selfish ! You believe that guy . soaking me for 50 large ? Forget about it . Okay . First of all . you 've just officially been cut off from " The Sopranos . " And second . how could you just dismiss him like that ? - What are you talking about ? - Look . it is hard for him . I work all day . you work all day . He comes home at 3:00 to an empty house . I worry about him . Sooner or later . the boy 's got ta learn that life is not easy ! Uh . I guess you 're right . Our little girl is growing up . ( @theme_music_playing ) Grace : So , once again , I just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . You sound just like Stan after - - just after . No . no . Really . really . I never would 've gotten a meeting with Robert Lilienfield if you had n't made the call . Come on . Grace . you could 've gotten it on your own . You get it ? No way . Oh . drink your lunch . ( whispers ) Oh my God ! - Look who it is . - Honey . I do n't look . I 'm looked at . - Who is it ? - It 's Helena Barnes . She 's like-- Iike the best interior designer working today ! She-- look at her ! Look at her ! No ! No ! Do n't look . She 'll see you looking . Okay ! She 's looking away . Go look . look . look . Oh . good Lord love a duck ! Hey . Hel . put the caboose in motion . Somebody wants to meet you ! Come on ! Oh my God . Hi . I am Grace Adler . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I was convinced that nasty smell was coming from the kitchen . No . honey . I think you just caught a whiff of your own liver rotting . Listen . I want you to meet Grace Adler . She - - she thinks you 're really something special . but then again . she 's never seen you face down in a pool of your own sick . She hasn't . - Grace . enchanted to meet you . - Oh . hi . The honor - - the honor is mine . I mean . I would curtsy . if it were n't weird . Oh my God . I 'm like one of those losers . when they meet William Shatner at a Trekkie convention . - Oh . you are adorable ! - Thank you ! Oh ! Hi ! Who is this ? - This is Paxil . - Oh ... And she asks that you do n't touch her . Oh . well . whatever little Paxil-waxil wants -- Nor speak to her . - You know . Hel . Grace is a designer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She 's better than you . I 'm sure she is . Well . Karen . I 'd love to sit and watch you suck your stomach in for the next 20 minutes . but I really do have to go . I 've got such a busy week . Between the Sandler 's beach house and Pierre 's new restaurant and an interview with Robert Lilienfield . - I simply do n't have a moment . - Robert Lilienfield ? Yes . Can you believe that he wants to put me through the formality of an interview . before he hires me ? Why is it that men are only interested in foreplay when it comes to business ? Grace . charmed . Karen . appalled . Hel . honey . Iove you like a cold sore . Ah . she 's sweet . Okay ... where 's the waiter ? - I want to start celebrating . - There 's nothing to celebrate . I 'm canceling the meeting with Lilienfield . - What ? Honey . why ? - Because I 'm not gon na get the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's Helena Barnes . and I 'm Grace Adler . I mean . she 's an international design ... goddess ! And I 'm Grace Adler . Come on . do you really think that ? You really think she 's better than you ? I ca n't afford Louis Vuitton . and her dog poops in it . All right . I should n't do this . but ... come on . I 'm gon na take you somewhere that 's gon na make you feel a whole lot better about yourself . Oh . Karen . I do n't wan na go to the pharmacy for another one of your test drives . Come on . not there ! Move it . move it ! Make it sing ! Get it ! Oh my God . Will . We are gon na make so much money . I 'm already eyeing a manse in the Hamptons . It 's three manses down from the Puffy-Lopezes . Hmm ... it 's been a while since you 've had three manses in the Hamptons . You do realize this is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they 're gon na come through with the money . although I must say . they 'd be crazy if they do n't . What ? Do you have to go sissy again ? You ... believing in me ... being my business partner . - Who 's my hero ? - Oh ! Who 's my hero ? You are the wind beneath my tush . Well . let 's not delve into that one too deeply . Now . I thought we 'd start by you talking - about how you first came up with -- - No . no . no . You do the talking . That 's what you 're good at . See . you 're the quarterback . I 'm just the slutty cheerleader with the nice rack . All right . Well . if you feel like chiming in -- No . no . no . I won't . - Will . - Hey . - Good to see you . - Bob . always a pleasure . - This is my partner . Jack McFarland . - Hello . Jack . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're ready to start . - Gentlemen -- - Introducing the Subway Tush ! - Jack ! - Hey . mon fr ? re lf your derri ? re could use a little cush No need to pout . the word is out It 's Jack 's Subway Tush ! Taco Time ? What are we doing at Taco Time ? And - - wait . did you bring that drink from the restaurant ? What is this . Vegas ? - Look . Karen -- - Hey . forget it . Red ! Do n't call me by my real name . Call me by my alias . " Anastasia Beaverhausen . " I wan na be incognito . Why ? Who could possibly know you here ? I do n't know . Hmm . the Duchess of York . What ? Why would the Duch - - oh my God . it 's Fergie ! Do you think that Weight Watchers knows about this ? What is going on here ? ( sighing ) Taco Time is a guilty pleasure for some of the ladies in my circle @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Okay . but why are we here ? Come on . Grace . It 's like it says in the Bible : " The best way to make you feel good is to make someone else look bad . " And nothing looks worse than a socialite shoveling a couple of Taco Gigantes down her gullet . - Are you trying to tell me that Hel -- - Over there . honey . The slob in the dark glasses . Are you sure that 's her ? Paxil . if you are not going to finish that . Mummy will . All right ? Very well . then . It 's mine ! When is she gon na come up for air ? And she's-- I mean . my God ! Oh . Anastasia . this is the best gift you 've ever given me ! Do n't kid yourself . honey . I did n't do it for you . Helena took our slip at the yacht club . and drilling a hole in the bottom of her boat just did n't turn my crank the way I thought @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ stay underwater though . Thanks . ladies ! You 've been a great crowd ! Love ya ! Love ya like lovin ' ! ( kissing ) - Nice . Nice work . - Really ? Yeah . Rip Taylor would 've been proud . Uh . Jack . can I speak with you for a moment ? Sure . - Have a seat . - Oh . First of all . I just wan na tell you that we really love your product and we 're prepared to back you 100% . Oh my God ! You wan na put everything you 've got into my Tush ? Well . that 's not the way legal would put it . but yes . This is great ! Oh my God . I ca n't wait to tell Will ! Oh . yeah . about that . We want him out . Oh . he is . Everybody knows . No . I mean " out " as in " out . " What ? It 's just that your presentation was so dynamic . but then Will kept interrupting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's not the direction we wan na take . We 'd like him gone . So . what are you saying ? You expect me to sell out my business partner and best friend of 13 years for a scrap of foam rubber and a few measly shekels ? How dare you . sir ? How dare you ? This is what we are prepared to offer . He 'll be gone by tomorrow . - Hey . Will . - Hello . Jack . - Whatcha reading ? - A book . - Would I like it ? - No . there 's nothing to color in . Look . I spoke to the investors after you left today ... And ? And ... there 's something I should tell you . - Sit down . - I am sitting down . Okay . you do n't have to bite my head off ! They said . um ... they said ... they need to think about it . They need to think about it . - Yeah . - Okay . Let me explain what that means . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know why they 're saying no . Jack ? Because of you . - Will . I do n't think -- - Exactly ! You do n't think ! I mean . first you start with that ridiculous song-and-dance number . with Hey . mon fr ? re , with your derri ? re Could use a little - - thpp . What the hell is that ? ! - You said to chime in . - Yes . but by " chime " I did not mean " The Bell of Saint Mary . " - Will . Listen -- - No . then - - then you bend over in front of Lawrence Weber . a grandfather of four and a large contributor to the Republican National Committee . and ask him to squeeze your happy heinie ! Hey . I got a vibe from him . but that 's a whole ' nother story . And to top it all off . you produce ... this - - this sad . obscene thing . this ... butt puppet . Buttford happens to be our spokes-puppet . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . and then addressed people with it . They were laughing . You turned a meeting with my colleagues into Circus-O-Gay ! All of this adds up to the fact that we 're not gon na get any financing . because people do not generally give large sums of money to crass . juvenile performing monkeys ! Then how come they want me and not you ? Because l - - what ? Yeah . that 's right . They said you think too small . They want you out . They liked my vision . they liked my energy . they liked my passion . And they liked Buttford ! They sent me here to fire you . So ... now who 's the monkey . huh ? Hi . I need some advice . Did you just walk across the hall like that ? No . Actually . I put my bra on when I got to the door . ' cause I know how my girly parts embarrass you . I can handle it . I watch " Animal Planet . " Okay . I need help @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ afternoon . So do I go ... smarty turtleneck . hmm ? Or ... bold ... cleavage blouse ? - Well . they 're both fine . - Fine ? I do n't know . Whichever one you like better . What ? ! Will . what is the point of having a gay best friend . if you 're not gon na dress me ? What 's wrong with you ? It 's just this whole Subway Tush thing . I did n't even want to get involved in the first place . as you may recall . I was trying to be a good friend . so I went to all the trouble of setting up all these meetings with these investors . and the whole thing blows up in my face . I just -- Jack sold me out . I 'll tell you that . Will . I-- I think he 's more than made it up to you . - What ? How ? - He 's resigning . - He 's what ? ! - Yeah . I spoke to him this morning . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this sounds crazy . but I was missing all these pantyhose . and I thought he might 've taken them . I was wrong . But anyway . that 's - - that 's what he told me . He 's resigning ? I do n't - - why would he do that ? He said because he loves you and he 's your friend and he does n't wan na do it without you . In fact . I think he 's doing it right now . Oh . my God . I - - he - - he ca n't do that . I love that he wants to . but ... his Tush means everything to him . - I ca n't let this happen . - Wait a minute . Wait . wait ! Hey . hey ! - What about me ? - Oh ... this with this . change the lipstick . hair up and ... here are your hose . So without Will . you guys do n't get Jack . - In conclusion . gentlemen . I resign . - Stop saying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've already been forcibly removed from . You stole this idea . Look . when you say it like that . of course it 's gon na sound bad . You told us you had a patent on this product . when in fact . the idea of the Subway Tush belongs to a Mr . Bjorn Stevenson . Hey . he said he was moving back to Sweden . Then again . he also said he could bench-press my weight . which led to a very painful breakup . I do n't think you understand . We 're seriously considering legal action . I know you are . but what am I ? Gentlemen . please stop . Hey ! I know what 's going on here and I 'm not gon na let it happen . I urge you . do not to accept this man 's resignation . - He 's only doing it out of love for me . - Will -- No . do n't . Please . Jack . let me say this . When you have the opportunity to go into business with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ through your fingers . - Will . Iisten -- - Jack has ... passion . He has vision and most of all Jack has originality . There is not an idea in this man 's head that is not fresh . unique -- - Shut up . Will . I stole the idea . - What ? Apparently . the Subway Tush is not his idea . It belongs to what I 've ascertained is an ex-lover of Swedish extraction . You stole this from Bjorn ? - What about edible bike shorts ? - Jack . Come on . 10 miles into the ride . you get hungry . there 's a snack right there on your leg ! - All right . How we doing . honey ? - I 'm good . My pantyhose have a smiley face on ' em . but I 'm ready to go . Terrif . Now listen . She 's gon na come in here and act all superior . - but do n't you let her intimidate you . - I wo n't . Good girl . Now . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ remember ... if you start thinking Helena is something special . just picture that albino rat of hers licking mol ? sauce off her mug . Got it ? Got it . Thank you . I 'm ready . - Medusa ! - Medea . Well ... hello . again . I must say I 'm surprised to see you here . Well . I 'm up for the job as well . - Really ? - Mm-hmm . - Oh . Well . may the best designer win . - Ha ! Not if I have anything to say about it . You 're a strange girl . are n't you ? Why do the British always insult you and then ask you to agree with them ? Maybe because we think that you Americans are just a little bit silly . do n't you think ? - Helena ! Hello . - Robert . How are you ? I 'm so sorry to keep you waiting . I guess I was just saving the best for last . Oh . Robert . stop . - So what have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't I been up to ? Beijing . Bora Bora . Budapest - - oh . by the way . Curtis and Denise send their love . They thought the Steuben menorah was fabulous ! And I must say I agree . Oh , Helena , you always say the right thing . And you must be Grace Adler ? Did you have any trouble finding the place ? She eats tacos ! Lots of tacos ! Big . honking . greasy ones with extra cheese and guac . and they drip on her fancy clothes . She thinks no one knows . but - - ( laughs ) Oh . they know . all right ! Yeah ! Miss Snooty Pants is a taco eater ! So now who do you wan na hire ? Well . I do n't know . Let me see your book . Book ? Listen . honey . I know you 're feeling a little down about what happened . - but . hey . look on the bright side . - What bright side ? Well . It 's just an expression @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ made a fool of myself . I forgot my book . I blew a job . My God . this is the best freaking taco I 've ever had . Grace . darling . that was a delicious performance you gave today . So delicious in fact . that I 've decided to pick up your tab . Thanks . especially since it was like $2.50 for the both of us . - Anastasia . - Endora . Hey . mon fr ? re . if your derri ? re ... Could use a little cush - No need to pout - The word is out It 's Jack 's Subway Tush ! I really mean it It 's Jack 's Subway Tush ! I 'll tell ya . Daddy It 's Jack 's Subway Tush ! Get out . - For real ? - ( laughs ) Yeah . get out . ( @theme_music_playing )

@@5242241 Hey when did you start reading a tennis magazine ? Since I realized the men wear shorts even in winter When did I become that guy ? Barney 's was crazy Ok , what would you do if there was only one size four cashmere camisole and this woman starts crying and says she needs it to wear to a funeral ? You 'd have to give it to her , right ? Yeah Good ... I think I 'll use that one again So , are you packed ? We have to leave in like 45 minutes For what ? Danny 's wedding It 's this weekend What , you were serious about that ? Of course ! Why would n't I be ? Because why would you want to go to your ex-fiance wedding ? You did n't show up when you were the bride , why show up now ? I have to , I was invited If I do n't go , it 'll seem like I 'm devastated because he 's getting married before me - Which you are - Which I am but if I go as the sexy , independent carefree , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ booby and rich , then I win So this is just some sort of petty game to show up someone you do n't even really care about anyway ? Yeah ! Then I 'm on board Hey , what 's new ? Oh , really ? that 's good , that 's great you guys work hard you deserve it What 's new with me ? Not too much Looking good , smelling good If I were n't so busy I 'd date myself ! Ok , I 've read about this You 're never supposed to wake them What 's new with my son Elliot , you ask ? Oh , boy ! Hey , how you doing ? I 'll call you , or not Wow , Elliot , the hair It 's - - it 's very ... Nice day for a white wedding Well , I think it 's cool Chicks seem to like it Do you like it ? - I think it 's very -- - No , no , no if you want to know about gay stuff , ask Grace If you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you think ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 4 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 14 ( DyeingisEasy , ComedyisHard ) Grace , I got ta say this feels a little weird Are you sure we 're even invited to the rehearsal dinner ? Well , we were n't not invited Mix in Gracie ! Hey , you 're here I was n't sure you 'd come Hi Well , I was the runaway bride I did n't want to be the runaway guest I 'm so fine with this And Will I should 've guessed you 'd be the " plus one . " Well , that 's me Always a " plus one , " never a bride Oh , speaking of which I want you guys to meet someone - Honey ? - Uh-huh ? Sweetie , this is Grace and her friend Will Guys , this is Sarah Oh , Grace the decorator , right ? Yeah , I saw that piece on you in that Architectural Digest thing - You 're kind of famous - Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ World of Interiors But who 's keeping track ? And what do you do , Will ? - I 'm a lawyer - Oh , I 'm sorry - Well , uh , see you guys - Yeah , bye ! God , I hate when people do that The hear the word " lawyer , " and they just shut down It 's like they stop listening at that moment I 'm prettier , right ? No , no , I 'm staying at Will and Grace 's Yeah , they 're gone all weekend , mm-hmm I do n't know I think they 're on their honeymoon Ok , hate you call me later , bye-bye Knock-knock Anybody homo ? I am , I am ! So , listen , Jackie Stan and I had this tropical getaway planned for next week but seeing as how he 's in the prison warding off French kisses from a 500-pound fella named Tiny I 've got an extra ticket ! Jamaica ! Oh , my-- Ooh look at that hot cabana boy His sarong is so wrong ( sarong : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ) Oh , it 's heaven , honey They pick you up at the airport and whisk you away in a covered limo You never once have to look at a local it 's good - Oh , wait , I ca n't go - Wh - - ? ! Thursday is career day at Elliot 's school and I only have a week to figure out what I do I 'm thinking Hugh Jackman 's body double or Secretary of State Oh , kids ruin everything ! I mean , look at the stitching on this thing , huh ? You can not trust a ten-year-old to do a good hidden button Oh , come on , Jackie Come to the islands , mon No , I ca n't ! Stop it ! I promised his mother I 'd be there It 's Bonnie , open up Oh , that 's her , ok She really counts on me you know , looks up to me in a way And why would n't she ? She 's shorter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Come on , grab a chair , let 's sit down We gon na have some toasts First , we 're gon na start with Sarah 's college roommate Everybody ... Beth When Sarah and I were freshmen at SUNY Potsdam -- - Whoo ! - Whoo ! We realized that we share two things ... A love of the poetry of Emily Dickinson and a love of ... Chocolate ! It was n't until ... So this guy who rear-ends me he 's got some ass-faced lawyer Before I know it I 'm paying his medical bills Oh , hi , I 'm Holly this is wayne I 'm manic-depressive and he raises dogs Nice to meet you Uh , I 'm Grace I 'm an interior designer and this is my friend Will - He 's a -- - Professional tennis player Ok , Sarah 's gotten hers Now let 's get somebody up here to give Danny a hard time Hey , where 's his ex-girlfriend ? Grace , are you here ? Oh , um , no I did n't prepare anything Um , just , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No one expects you to be funny Just -- Just wing it Yeah , come on , you 're the ex Tell us ... - feel bad about giving this one up ? - Oh , God , no ! No , no , I mean , he 's - - he 's a great guy but , come on , I 've always thought about having a child but not as a husband I 'm not saying he 's immature but , um , do most guys need to get a treat when they flush ? But , uh , to give him a little credit I do remember our first Valentine 's Day He gave me the greatest gift and it only took six to eight weeks to get rid of it I mean , what the hell were you thinkin ' ? I come home from a double shift and I find " Jonny Quest " in my kitchen eating a baloney sandwich Hey , how about a thank you for taking your kid from bland to blond , huh ? Hmm , let 's see ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , sweet ! He faxed you my bio Listen , I do n't mind Elliot hanging around with you , Jack but when he comes home with the gay haircut looking all downtown weird -- A-pa-ka-buku-shiki ! At least his hair says something now It says " Pow ! Bam ! " Hey , hey , hey , come on Before the hairpins start flying maybe I can help Now ... Roger , is it ? Bonnie Oh , pretty Listen , Bonnie I 've got this maid Rosario been with me forever Now , I have had her stomach stapled her teeth fixed her hair dyed , she 's been de-moled de-clawed , deloused -- What 's your point ? Ohh , my point is ... I think I may have broken your spirit How would like to come work for me , ok ? Come on ! You know , if there were any justice in the world there 'd be an alligator somewhere carrying you as a hand bag I like that Look , Jack , bottom line , ok ? I 'm his mother I make @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your bottom line I 'm his father and I get to make up some of the rules , too This is a big news flash for you You 're not his father I 'm his father , and his mother and until he was eight years old I was Santa freakin ' Claus , all right ? You got no rights , Jack You 're just a test tube that I picked up before they threw it away I 'm sick of it I do n't want you seeing my son anymore You know maybe there is an alligator running around somewhere with me as a handbag I mean , who knows what they do with my old skin ... . Surprised to see you in a suit , Will I thought you 'd be wearing your tennis skirt No one thinks you 're funny Hey , you were funny last night Everybody 's still talking about it Oh , please this weekend 's not about me Everyone , you said ? It 's all working-- The hair the clothes , the smile , the vibe ... The row of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this morning What ? Aw , crap Excuse me you 're the tennis player , right ? Oh , well , actually I-- Yes , I am - Hey - Hey What are you doing here ? I 'm just trying to get away from Danny 's mother Oh , yeah Or as I like to call her " What the hell are you doing in my apartment ? " You know , I probably - - I probably should 've said this before Uh , but , um - - Um ... I 'm really glad I 'm here You know , I did n't know about it at first because , you know my whole history with Danny but , um , you know just seeing the two of you ... Seeing how happy you are ... It just ... It feels like ... Do you need some floss or something ? No , no , I think I can - - Just give me one more I got it , got it ! Well , I am really glad that you came here , too Really ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gave last night ? - It was good , right ? - Yeah I mean , I mean , I did some stand-up in college so ... what was your favorite part ? All of it I mean you , you really have Danny nailed You know , how he 's immature and how he 's irresponsible and it 's just really got me thinking -- Well , you know a good comic will do that You now , just get to the truth , you know Yeah , I 'm calling off the wedding What ? Ok , when did I eat pineapple ? The toughest person I ever played ... Myself Yeah , when I 'm on that court the only person that can beat me ... is me Did you ever play Steve Turner ? Steve ? I don't-- I do n't know if I played Steve Probably Well , maybe he 'll remember You know he 's here , right ? Come on , Sarah open the door You want to marry Danny You have to marry Danny Why ? You did n't ? Hide me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ professional tennis player Big deal Because of my speech Sarah 's decided not to marry Danny So what , your stand-up 's now so bad it 's breaking up marriages ? Why do n't you keep your opinion to yourself , Venus ? Now get out of here I got ta convince her to marry him Ok , is there a window in here ? Does it smell like there 's a window in here ? Oh , now , Grace -- There you are silly , he 's here Steve ! Yeah , you know what ? You know when I said I was a professional tennis player that was because ... You know how you throw the word " professional " around like like Heather Graham is a " professional " actress ? Steve , this is Will He 's a professional tennis player , too Well , I was -- Sure Will From the Davis Cup Yeah ! ? Yeah , Steve , is n't it ? From the Davis Cup ? Yeah Yeah , good to see you again Davis Cup When you coming home , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wo n't get together then , Dad You know we wo n't have a good time then Hey , honey ... I think I 've got something that 'll make you feel better No , no , Karen No more sailors who think they 're coming over for their physical Oh , boy ... Hey , how you doing ? I 'll call you , or not Oh , my God , you 're back ! How did you get his mom to agree to this ? I did n't I 've been kidnapped Whoops ! Come on , Sarah you 're about to make the most amazing commitment The only thing I 've committed to lately is buying seven more CDs over the next 12 months and even that 's giving me a stomachache Yeah , but all that stuff you said about Danny is true He 's childish he 's immature , he 's -- I know , but he 's a lot of other things , too He 's a good guy He 's a really good guy Yes , he may not go too deep into @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's me be the crazy one We can be in this huge crowd and he makes me feel like I am the only one there And there was this one time where I cut my hair really short I looked like the guy in Simply Red And I felt ... so bad And he came home and he said " I do n't care You look beautiful , no matter what . " That was so sweet Daytime TV sucks Uh , what 's going on ? Why are n't you at school why you with him and why have n't you turned into a bat ? I had nothing to do with this Elliot , Karen , I believe you have something you want to say to Bonnie Um , I got out of school early and went over to Jack 's Elliot , how ? I signed him out I 'm sorry , young lady you 're gon na have to speak up I signed him out ! You kidnapped my kid ? It was his idea ! You drove ! Yeah , well , you 're the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're the one who bribed the attendance lady ! - Nya-nya-nya ! - Nya-nya-nya ! All right , stop it stop it , both of you ! Karen , so help me God I am two seconds away from not giving you a spanking Elliot , what were you thinking ? I wanted to see him I missed him , mom Go to your room Not you , him ! Go Good , that kid is trouble And you , go to your limo and think about what you 've done - But -- - Limo ! Ohh ! Now , Jack , do n't you remember a conversation we had where I said I did n't want you to see my kid or was the soundtrack of Evita blaring too loud in your head ? Hey , I was n't part of any of this , ok ? They came to me , and the first thing I did was bring Elliot back here Are you wearing blush ? Ok , the second thing I did ... - was bring Elliot back here - Good The point is he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ again so I 'm just gon na take my gay self back to my gay apartment live my gay life and have a gay old time What are you doing what is that ? Oh , come on The whole thing about the gay haircut I know what 's going on here The reason you reacted so strongly about the hair is because you have a problem with gay people - No , I do n't - Yes , you do - I 'm gay , Jack - No , you 're not ! - Yes , I am - No , you 're not ! Yes , I am I 'm gay Prove it ! Say something lesbianic Home Depot ( ? ? ? ? ? : ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? " ? ) k.d . lang , you are a lesbian ! Ka-pow Why did n't Elliot tell me ? Because Elliot does n't know - You never told him ? - No , I never did ... And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hair I spent the last 12 years of my life trying to figure out how to tell my son I 'm gay and you walk in and do it with a handshake I really want to be a part of his life , Bonnie And you should be , Jack But you got ta remember somethin ' , all right ? I 'm in charge of his hair I 'm in charge of no leather pants I 'm in charge of telling him I 'm gay my way , my time - Agreed - Good Wow Elliot has two gay parents That 's like ... every kid 's dream Let 's hope so You know ... I can see why he likes you Listen , um ... Thanks for covering for me No problem So tell me , what 's it - - what 's it really like to be a professional tennis player ? How would I know ? I work for the IRS You ever tried saying that at a party ? It 's like saying " hi , I just killed my family . " And there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ car started ... And he called AAA and they started it I miss Danny ! I loved him so much ! Poor Grace , shh ! Oh , do n't worry you 'll be ok You 'll find someone Not like Danny ! Hey , hey , what 's the hold up in here ? Too many nachos last night ? Get out of here ! You 're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding ! Wedding ? Yeah I 'm getting married today Thanks , Grace ... in holy matrimony ... Look how in love they are He could be looking into my eyes right now That could be me up there You may kiss the bride Oh , my God , let 's get the hell outta here That could be me up there ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ( ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ) ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? @ @ @ @

@@5242341 GOOD MORNING . HEY , DEAC . DID N'T DOUG TELL YOU I HAVE MY LAW FIRM PICNIC TODAY ? ACTUALLY , ARTHUR LEFT ME A MESSAGE SAYING COME OVER RIGHT AWAY . IT 'S " CODE BLUE . " YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ? YEAH , CODE BLUE . COULD BE ANYTHING FROM CHEST PAINS TO " LOOK WHAT I MADE OUT OF PAPER CLIPS . " DAD , DEACON 'S HERE ! SEND HIM DOWN . ANY WAY HE CAN COME UP HERE ? I 'VE NEVER BEEN DOWN THERE . HEY , DAD , WHY DO N'T YOU COME UP HERE AND TALK TO HIM , OK ? NO CAN DO . THIS MATTER IS FAR TOO INTIMATE . IF HE 'S WEARING A ROBE , EYES UP , OK ? ARE YOU REALLY GON NA MAKE ME WEAR THIS SHIRT TO THIS STUPID PICNIC ? YES . WOULD YOU STOP COMPLAINING ? YOU LOOK ADORABLE . I LOOK LIKE FRUIT-STRIPED GUM . THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH ARE GON NA BE THERE . YOU NEED TO LOOK NICE . WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE T-SHIRT I HAD ON ? OK , NOT SURE MY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ INSPECTOR . WELL , THIS SHIRT 'S GOT A RIP IN IT . I JUST BOUGHT THAT . WHERE ? RIGHT HERE . BE RIGHT WITH YOU , SON . GRAB YOURSELF A SEAT . SO , ARTHUR , WHAT 'S GOING ON ? WELL , I WAS TRACING MY ANCESTRY , AND I HAD THESE DOCUMENTS SENT TO ME . TURNS OUT MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER HAD A SMALL FARM , AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD SOME ... CHICKENS ? E - I-E-I-O ? NO . HE HAD-LET 'S JUST SAY HE HAD A LITTLE HELP AROUND THE HOUSE . HE HAD A MAID ? NO ! HE HAD SLAVES , DAMN IT ! SLAVES , I TELL YA . THE MAN HAD SLAVES . WOW . OK . WELL , UM ... YOU KNOW , A LOT OF PEOPLE HAD SLAVES BACK THEN . BUT THIS IS MY FAMILY , AND I NEED TO SET THINGS STRAIGHT . UH , WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? I WANT TO WRITE YOU A CHECK . FOR REPARATIONS . WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PAY ME ? WELL , YOU 'RE BLACK @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ON TV . TOSS A NUMBER AT ME . YOU DO N'T NEED TO PAY ME REPARATIONS . YOU DID N'T DO ANYTHING WRONG . MY FAMILY COMMITTED A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY , AND I 'M GON NA MAKE IT RIGHT ! TOSS A NUMBER AT ME . OK , LOOK , HOW ABOUT THIS . WHY DO N'T YOU JUST PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME FROM POKER ? THAT IS A SEPARATE ISSUE ! ARTHUR , IT 'S VERY NICE THAT YOU 'RE SO CONCERNED ABOUT SLAVERY , BUT AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW , I 'M ALREADY FREE . SO WE 'RE GOOD . I GOT TA GO . ARE YOU SURE ? I WOULD N'T WANT THINGS TO GET WEIRD BETWEEN US . THAT SHIP HAS SAILED . THAT 'S 2 DEAD ! 2 DEAD ! AND THAT 'S HOW I FOUND OUT I 'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT . THAT 'S ... WILD . ALL RIGHT , THIS NEXT GUY 'S A LEFTY ! COVER THE LINE ! HE CAME YOUR WAY LAST TIME , MRS . RANDOLF ! ON TOP OF THAT , NOW @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE BREAD . YEP , THAT IS YOUR REP . OH , IT LOOKS LIKE WE 'RE BACK OUT IN THE FIELD . WE 'LL PICK THIS UP NEXT INNING . ABSOLUTELY . OK . UNLESS I 'M HIDING IN THE PORTA-POTTY . DID YOU SEE THAT CATCH ? YES , I DID . YOU ARE RUNNING AROUND LIKE A LUNATIC OUT THERE . ALL RIGHT , COME ON . I MADE MY ROUNDS , WE CAN GO . WHAT ? YOU DRAGGED ME HERE , NOW I 'M HAVING FUN . BESIDES , WE GOT A CHANCE OF WINNING THIS THING . DOUG , NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS THING BUT YOU . FOR GOD 'S SAKE , THE SHORTSTOP HAS A FULL PLATE OF CHICKEN . OK , SEE RIGHT THERE , THAT 'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND I . WHEN IT COMES TO PICNIC SOFTBALL , YOU GOT NOTHING IN HERE . EXCUSE ME . WHILE I 'M UP , WOULD YOU GET ME A PLATE OF CHICKEN ? YEAH ! WHOO-HOO ! HA HA HA ! YOU ! OH , MY GOD @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ HIT EL CHOLO 'S ? UH , YES , WE WILL EAT , JUST AS SOON AS YOU APOLOGIZE TO MR . THOMPSON . YOU LURED ME DOWN HERE WITH MEXICAN FOOD ? YES . AND ONCE AGAIN , IT WORKED . OK , HERE HE COMES . UH , MR . THOMPSON , DO YOU HAVE A SECOND ? DOUG , YOU REMEMBER MR . THOMPSON AND MR . KAPLAN , ONE OF THE SENIOR PARTNERS . OH . HOW YOU DOING ? GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN . HOW 'S IT GOING ? OH . HEY . HEY . YEAH , DOUG JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR RUNNING INTO YOU LIKE THAT AT THE GAME . RIGHT , HONEY ? YEAH , I 'M SORRY ABOUT THAT . I GUESS YOU WO N'T BE BLOCKING THE PLATE NEXT TIME , THOUGH , WILL YOU ? OH , DO N'T WORRY ABOUT IT . IT 'S HIS OWN FAULT . THAT 'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET A CORPORATE LAWYER DO A LITIGATOR 'S JOB . THAT IS FUNNY . ANYWAY , THIS IS GREAT . THANK YOU SO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I LIKE YOUR HUSTLE . REALLY ? CARRIE , COULD YOU GRAB US SOME COFFEE ? DOUG , YOU WANT SOME COFFEE ? SURE . HONEY , YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT . SURE . BE RIGHT BACK , SWEETIE . YOU KNOW , OUR FIRM HAS A TEAM . WE PLAY IN THE LAWYERS ' LEAGUE SATURDAYS IN THE PARK , AND I AM SICK OF GETTING OUR HEINIES KICKED . HOW 'D YOU LIKE TO COME PLAY FOR US ? I 'M NOT A LAWYER . WELL , NOBODY HAS TO KNOW THAT . YEAH ! YOU GET OUT THERE , YOU FUDGE IT . YOU COULD DO THAT FOR US , COULD N'T YOU , DOUG ? WELL , I DO LIKE FUDGE . EXCUSE ME , I REALLY DO N'T THINK THAT 'S A GOOD IDEA . OH , I THINK IT 'S A GREAT IDEA . WHY AM I NOT DRINKING COFFEE ? RIGHT . SO HOW WOULD THIS WORK , NOW ? I JUST SHOW UP AT THE BALL FIELD CARRYING A BRIEFCASE ? OH , YOU 'RE MARVELOUS . NO . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . WE 'LL SET YOU UP WITH A PHONE LINE HERE IN CASE ANYBODY CALLS . WE 'LL HAVE CARRIE ANSWER THE PHONE . WO N'T THAT BE CUTE ? IF I CAN JUST OFFER A THOUGHT HERE-YOU KNOW WHAT MY THOUGHT IS ? BAGELS . ONION . HEY . HEY , CARRIE . IS THAT DEACON ? I NEED A ONE-ON-ONE WITH YOU ASAP . WELL , WHAT IS IT ? NOT HERE . SO , SLUGGER 'S WIFE , YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO ME NOW OR LATER WITH INTEREST ? AND BY INTEREST I MEAN ... WAH WAH WAH REOWRRR . STOMACH CRAMPS ? NO . SEX . AND WHICH ONE OF US IS MAKING THAT NOISE ? ME , WHEN YOU DO THE WAH ... NEVER MIND . ALL RIGHT , THE POINT IS YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT , ALL RIGHT ? YOUR BOSSES LOVE ME . I 'M GON NA BE THEIR RINGER , FOR GOD SAKES . YEAH , ABOUT THAT-WHAT ? UM , LOOK , I THINK YOU 'RE A GREAT SOFTBALL PLAYER . OK , NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THING . I THINK WE SHOULD SLIP THE PIN BACK IN THE GRENADE ON THAT ONE . WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? YOU DO N'T THINK I SHOULD PLAY ? NO , I DO N'T . THERE 'S MANY WAYS THIS THING COULD GO SOUTH , AND THEN ALL OF SUDDEN THEY DO N'T LOVE YOU SO MUCH , AND THEN THEY DO N'T LOVE ME SO MUCH . SO WHAT YOU 'RE SAYING IS LAWYER-WISE , YOU DO N'T THINK I HAVE ENOUGH CONVINCIBILITY . CONVINCIBILITY ? OK , YOU 'RE GON NA COMMIT TO THAT WORD ? SHUT UP . I CAN PASS AS A LAWYER , NO PROBLEM . DOUG , LOOK , YOU CAN PASS AS A LOT OF THINGS , OK ? FURNACE GUY , UH , ROOFER , MALL SECURITY , ANYTHING IN THE MALL , REALLY , BUT LAWYER ? THAT 'S FUNNY , ' CAUSE EVERYBODY AT THE FIRM SEEMS TO THINK I CAN HANDLE IT JUST FINE . THEY 'RE SENDING ME A LIMO FOR THE FREAKIN ' GAMES , AND AS I RECALL , THEY 'VE ASKED YOU TO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ STEP , YOU 'RE GON NA BE MAKING YOUR NEXT POT OF POTATOES ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE . NOT THESE , THOUGH . I WANT THESE . TAKE THE CHECK . NO . PLEASE . I CA N'T SLEEP . I WAS TOSSING AND TURNING ALL NIGHT . MY SHEETS ARE SOAKED WITH SWEAT . FEEL THEM . NO , THAT 'S ALL RIGHT . FEEL THEM ! I BELIEVE YOU . FINE . I 'LL TAKE THE MONEY , OK ? THANK YOU . HUH . $237 . I THINK THAT 'S A FAIR NUMBER . IT 'S A LITTLE RANDOM . I MEAN , HOW 'D YOU COME UP WITH THAT ? SIMPLE . THERE WERE 12 SLAVES ON THE FARM , BUT MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER ONLY OWNED HALF THE FARM . OF HIS 6 , 2 LIVED IN THE HOUSE . LET 'S FACE IT . THAT 'S A SWEET DEAL . DOUG , WE 'RE GON NA BE AT THE GAME IN 10 MINUTES . FOCUS . WHERE DID YOU GO TO LAW SCHOOL ? EXCUSE ME . AHEM . JEREMY ? DOUG FROM THE BACK AGAIN @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ HEAT A BIT ? I 'M A LITTLE TIGHT . THANK YOU . YOU , GO . WHERE DID YOU GO TO LAW SCHOOL ? I DID N'T . I WAS HOMESCHOOLED . DOUG , COME ON ! YOU SAID YOU 'D LET ME COACH YOU THROUGH THIS . ALL RIGHT , FINE . IF ANYBODY ASKS , I 'LL JUST SAY I WENT TO STAMFORD . I 'M SORRY . DID YOU JUST SAY " STAMFORD " WITH AN " M " ? YEAH . STAMFORD LAW SCHOOL . OK , THE SCHOOL YOU 'RE THINKING OF IS STANFORD , WITH AN " N . " NO . IT 'S STAMFORD . I KNOW . I DELIVERED THERE . I 'VE SEEN THE SIGN . OK , DUMB-ASS , YOU 'RE THINKING OF STAMFORD , CONNECTICUT , OK ? STANFORD LAW SCHOOL IS IN CALIFORNIA . YOU KNOW WHAT ? I DO N'T LIKE ALL THIS NEGATIVITY BEFORE A GAME . IT 'S DISCO TIME . HOW LONG YOU BEEN AT KAPLAN HORNSTEIN ? ACTUALLY , I , UH , JUST STARTED . WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE THAT ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . DOUG HEFFERNAN 'S OFFICE . NO , DOUG . NO MESSAGES . SO , THE BAILIFF WALKS IN , AND HE 'S LIKE , " ALL RISE . " I 'M LIKE , " YOU KNOW WHAT ? I DO N'T FEEL LIKE RISING TODAY . " AND I DID N'T . YOU 'RE CRAZY , HEFFERNAN . YOU KNOW ME . I DO N'T CARE . DOUG HEFFERNAN 'S OFFICE . NOT LOVING THE WAY YOU 'RE ANSWERING MY PHONE . I 'M BUSY . I 'M JUST SAYING YOU COULD BE A LITTLE FRIENDLIER . " GOOD AFTERNOON , AND THANK YOU " FOR CALLING MR . HEFFERNAN 'S OFFICE . HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU TODAY ? " WHAT DO YOU WANT ? JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF I GOT ANY MESSAGES . FOR THE 40th TIME , NO MESSAGES . NOT A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE LOOKING FOR A FAKE LAWYER . HONEY , YOUR OTHER LINE IS RINGING . BE CHARMING . USE THE GOOD GREETING . " GOOD AFTERNOON " - DOUG HEFFERNAN 'S OFFICE . UH , NO , HE 'S NOT @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ SIR ? THANKS SO MUCH . I GOT TA CALL YOU BACK . WAIT . WHO IS IT ? GARY ROGERS FROM EPSTEIN EPSTEIN . HE 'S CALLING TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON A GREAT GAME ON SATURDAY . REALLY ? PATCH ME THROUGH . NO , I 'M NOT GOING TO PATCH YOU THROUGH . HE 'S A SENIOR PARTNER . I CAN HANDLE IT . DO YOUR JOB , AND YOU PATCH ME THROUGH . FINE , BUT JUST TAKE THE COMPLIMENT , SAY " THANK YOU , " AND HANG UP AS FAST AS YOU CAN . OH , THANKS FOR JOINING US , DOUG . OH , THANKS FOR CALLING ME . NOTHING LIKE A GOOD MAR-TOONI AFTER A TOUGH DAY AT ... LAW . I HEAR THAT . IT DOES GET TO BE A GRIND . YES , IT DO , BUT ... I WOULD N'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD . OH , YOU LOVE YOUR WORK , HUH ? I DO . I REALLY DO . IN A LOT OF WAYS , UH-AHEM-BEING A LAWYER , WHICH I THINK WE CAN AGREE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , BEING A PACKAGE DELIVERY GUY . HOW SO , DOUG ? OH , UH , WELL , YOU ... KNOCK ON DOORS , AND YOU HOPE YOU DO N'T GET BIT BY A DOG . SOUNDS LIKE YOU 'VE BEEN IN FRONT OF JUDGE FARNSWORTH . GOOD OLD FARNSWORTH . HEY , FARNSIE ! OH , ANYWAY , DOUG , LET ME CUT TO THE CHASE . WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN COMING OVER TO EPSTEIN , EPSTEIN , ROGERS WOLF . TO DO WHAT ? I DO N'T KNOW . CORPORATE LITIGATION ? WE 'LL FIND A PLACE FOR YOU , AS LONG AS YOU BRING THAT BIG BAT OF YOURS WITH YOU . SO , WHAT 'S KAPLAN PAYING YOU OVER THERE ? OH , I-I GET THE GOING RATE ... AND AN EXTRA $10 FOR EACH CONVICTION . WELL , I 'M PREPARED TO OFFER YOU A BASE OF 150,000 . WHAT DO YOU SAY ? HEY , GUYS . WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT ? WHAT 'D YOU DO ? NOTHING . JUST HAD A LITTLE POWER LUNCH WITH @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... WOLF ? BINGO . YOU HAD LUNCH WITH THEM ? I TOLD YOU JUST TO SAY THANK YOU AND HANG UP ! WELL , I TRIED , BUT THEN THEY ASKED ME IF I ENJOYED A GOOD STEAK , TO WHICH I RESPONDED , " I CARRY MY OWN KNIFE . " WELL , WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TALK ABOUT ? WELL , FIRST , WE TALKED ABOUT OUR KIDS-BY THE WAY , IF IT COMES UP , WE HAVE 2 . AND THEN-WELL , THEN THEY OFFERED ME A JOB . WHAT ? DO N'T WORRY . I 'LL BRING YOU OVER WITH ME , YOU KNOW , ONCE I GET SETTLED . YOU TOOK THE JOB ? WELL , NOT YET , BUT I 'M MULLING IT OVER . CONGRATULATIONS , DOUGLAS . HE 'S NOT A LAWYER . YOU 'RE NOT A LAWYER . REALLY ? WHY DO N'T YOU TELL THAT TO THE 2 FIRMS CURRENTLY WOOING ME ? MY GOD . ARE YOU INSANE ? THE MAN JUST MADE LAWYER . WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PISS ALL OVER IT ? I 'LL @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ DOES . EVER SINCE THIS WHOLE THING STARTED , SHE 'S BEEN KNOCKING ME DOWN . AS FAR AS I 'M CONCERNED , IF THEY HIRE HIM AS A LAWYER , HE 'S A LAWYER . WHEN I GOT HIRED AS A SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST , DO YOU THINK I KNEW THE FIRST THING ABOUT IT ? THANK YOU . THANK YOU . WELL , THANK YOU VERY MUCH , DAD . COULD YOU-WHAT ? COULD YOU MOVE THIS CRAP ? WHAT IS THIS ? THAT 'S MY ANCESTRY REPORT . THIS IS N'T EVEN FOR YOU . THIS IS FOR ARTHUR SPINNER . DEACON , THANK YOU FOR THE RIDE TO THE SENIOR CENTER . YOU DRIVE WONDERFULLY . YOU 'RE WELCOME , AND BY THE WAY , WITH THAT MONEY YOU GAVE ME , I PUT SOME SWEET NEW SPEAKERS IN MY CAR . HERE . CHECK IT OUT . MARVELOUS . VERY RHYTHMIC . THAT BEING SAID , YOU 'LL HAVE TO RETURN THEM . WHAT ? I GOT THE WRONG ANCESTRY REPORT . MY FAMILY WERE ACTUALLY IRISH GYPSIES . WE NEVER OWNED SLAVES . WE WERE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ BACK . LOOK , YOU FORCED ME TO TAKE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE . I BOUGHT SPEAKERS . THEY 'RE NOW PART OF MY CAR . I 'M NOT GIVING YOU YOUR MONEY BACK . WELL , I THINK YOU ARE ! OH , I THINK I 'M NOT ! DAMN IT , MAN ! YOU TOOK THOSE REPARATIONS UNDER FALSE PRETENSES . NO , I TOOK THOSE REPARATIONS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT . LOOK , ARTHUR , I 'D GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK IF I COULD , BUT I 'M SORRY . I JUST DO N'T HAVE THE CASH RIGHT NOW . WELL , WHAT ABOUT THIS ? IN LIEU OF CASH , MAYBE YOU CAN PAY ME BACK IN SOME TYPE OF ... SERVICES . HUH ? YOU KNOW , HELP OUT AROUND THE HOUSE . PERHAPS ... WORK THE YARD A BIT . YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR SLAVE ? IT 'S NOT MY FIRST CHOICE , BUT IT WOULD GET US OUT OF THIS MESS . HEY . DID YOU TALK TO ROGERS ? DID YOU TELL HIM @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ HIM YET . I 'M STILL MULLING . AND YOU 'RE STILL NOT A LAWYER . I 'D BE AN AWESOME LAWYER . OH ! OH , GOD ! OH , THAT IS NOT GOOD ! BOY , THEY SURE YANKED THAT LIMO PRETTY QUICK , HUH ? SHAMAHAMA !

@@5242441 [MUSIC_PLAYS] Good morning , Mr . Feeny . Good morning , Mr . Matthews . A candy bar ? Does n't your mother feed you a proper breakfast ? Oh , yeah , she does . And I got to get the taste of this Shredded Wheat ... out of my mouth . You know , you 're not doing your body any favors ... loading up on junk like that . Oh , thanks , Mr . Feeny . And please enjoy that high-vitamin astronaut drink ... you 're sucking down . There 's no gravity in space , Mr . Matthews . Therefore , astronauts suck up . Learn from them . He 's a teacher , man . Keep raggin ' on him ... he 's gon na make your whole sixth-grade year miserable . I 'm gon na be miserable anyhow . At least this way , I 'm taking him with me . Hey , who 's that ? [NO_AUDIO] I think she 's new . She must be new . She 's talking to Feeny . OK , so how late did you stay up last night ? Monologue . Monologue , first @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ funny zoo animal . Monologue , first guest ... bad sketch , funny zoo animal ... Steve Lawrence . Whoa ! Steve Lawrence ! [BELL_RINGS] And there 's the bell . 4 hours till lunch . [THEME_MUSIC_PLAYS] She 's dead , Mr . Bornihay . Pick up the knife ... and kill yourself . Come on , Mr . Feeny ... you and I both know she 's not really dead . May I please stab her a few times ... just to make sure ? Hey , you touch me with that knife ... you better kill me the first time . Mr . Feeny ... All right , all right . Cory . Huh ? What 's the score ? Bottom of the third , 2 outs . Dykstra 's on second , Kruk 's on first ... 3 and 2 to Daulton . What 's this , Mr . Matthews ? Huh ? W-what did you say , Mr . Feeny ? You took my hearing aid . Smoltz delivers , Daulton swings . Oh , he got a piece of that one . It 's a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back to the warning track ... climbs up the wall , and ... ohh ! Mr . Matthews , Romeo and juliet ... is Shakespeare 's ultimate testament of love ... between a man and a woman . BOY : help ! help . Mr . Feeny ! help ! Help ! Help ! Miss Kincaid , thank you . Thank you ... for that , uh ... vigorous interpretation . Mr . Matthews , you do not listen to the ballgame ... in the middle of my class . Mr . Feeny , who cares about some guy ... who killed himself over some dumb girl ? The tragedy here , Mr . Matthews ... is not about a dumb girl ... or the boy who kills himself because of her . It 's about the all-consuming power of love ... and the inevitability of its influence ... on each of our lives . Are you aware that I 'm only 11 years old ? Are you aware that you have detention Friday afternoon ? No , actually , I did not know that . You will ? OK @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ righty . ok . Bye . Yes ! Yes ! Phillies won , 8-3 . I 'm going out with Heather Ralston ! You know what that means ? It means every guy in the 10th grade wants to be me . It means if they win Friday night ... they 're in the playoffs . Look , Cory , we got to talk about something . That makes the game we 're going to ... the most important game of the year ! Look , Cory , my date with Heather 's Friday . Now , look , I got a slight case ... of detention from Feeny ... but I 'll just meet you at the bus . What ? ! It 's the only night she was available . You 're not going to the game ? That 's terrible . Actually , Cory , it , uh ... it gets worse . She 's going to the game with us . You 're really close . She and I are going to the game ? Come on , Cory , it 's my first date with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Eric , going to the Phillies game 's ... like our special thing . Cory , I 'm trying to get ... a special thing going with Heather . Now , look , you could be happy for me ... and accept this like a mature guy ... - or you can ... - Dad ! Overreact . Dad ! Just the kid I want to see . Mom , we have a major problem . You have detention with Mr . Feeny . How could you possibly know that ? He stuck his head over the fence and told me ... while I was bringing in the groceries . I Want to move . Why did you get detention ? You know , you 're missing the bigger issue , Dad . You bought a house next to my teacher . I Want to move . I Want to move now . Get the guy with the gold jacket . I 'll be in the car . Why did you get detention ? Apparently , he 'd rather listen to the baseball game ... on the radio ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and juliet . Mom , I 'm a kid . I do n't understand the emotional content ... of full House . I do . cory : Besides , I do n't know why you 're dumping on me . I 'm not the one who sold out my only brother ... for some girl . Eric , she said yes ! - Yup . - Congratulations ! You were in on this ? Come on , Cory , do n't you think you 're making ... a big deal about this game ? I do n't care about the game . I do n't care about the tickets . I would n't take them if you offered them to me . All right , look , I 'll just take Heather somewhere else . Here , you want the tickets ? - Yeah ! - Get real ! Dad ! Cory , he paid for those tickets with his own money . He can take whoever he likes . But I earned those tickets . I slept with him for 11 years ! Look , pal , when you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... because girls will be important to you , too . Fine . My brother betrays me ... my parents take his side . Fine . I do n't have a friend in this house . Do you want me and Debbie ... to go to the baseball game with you ? Hey , go to the game with my sister and her doll . Great . Maybe during the seventh-inning stretch ... I could run through the stadium ... in my old Spider-Man underwear . Well , you do n't have to dress up for me . Well , mine 's got fuzz . Mine 's got lips . Hey , bagman ... rough life being an only child , huh ? Yeah . Rougher life being an orphan ... which is what I am as of last night . What happened ? I dumped my family , and my family dumped me . It Was mutual . They 're keeping the house . Well , we 're here for you , Cory . Thanks . You 're my new brothers . Hey , how about we go to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sold out . It is . So we go down early . There 's always guys with extra tickets . Do n't you have detention Friday ? Ah , do n't worry about detention . I can handle Feeny . Feeny loves me . Feeny hates you . Well , it 's one of the two . We 'll see who 's right . Mr . Feeny , may I sit down ? I 'd rather you did n't . Hates me . Mr . Matthews , I spend 35 to 40 hours a week ... dealing with the perceived problems ... of whiny little people like yourself . Now , this is my lunch period , my respite from the fray . I spend 4 hours with you every morning ... and 3 hours with you every afternoon . Now , for God 's sake , get out of my face . Evelyn . George . I saved a place for you . Oh , are n't you sweet ? [SIGH] And who is this young man ? Uh , my name 's Cory Matthews . Mr . Feeny @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cory , I 'm sure that Mr . Feeny does n't hate you . [DOG_BARKS] Oh , good . Caught you home . Housewarming gift . Chocolate pie ... with a side of barbecued chicken and corn on the cob . Now , I would 've bought you a plant ... but , hey , you 're in a tree . Thanks , Mom . Are you all right ? Of course I 'm all right . I 've been in this tree house a million times . Never after dark . Wa ha ha ha ! MORGAN : Cory ! I got to put a moat around this place . Do you want Debbie to keep you company ? Why would I want your doll to keep me company ? In case you get scared . Morgan , I 'm 11 years old . I do n't get scared . And even if I did get scared ... and had to defend myself , my weapon of choice ... would not be a chick with a plastic head . Well , you do n't have to get so snippy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ [NO_AUDIO] [SOMBER_MUSIC_PLAYS] [UPBEAT_MUSIC_PLAYS] OK , mister , drop my son 's underwear . Mom , it 's me . How do I know it 's you ? Who else would want my underwear ? Good point . Now , do n't get your hopes up . I 'm not moving back in or anything . Oh , hey , I 'm just here straightening up the room ... for the boy we rented it out to . Well , I hope he 's got better luck with brothers ... than I did . You still feeling a little abandoned , Core ? Yeah , well , life goes on . Yeah , that 's what your dad said ... when it happened to him . Why ? Who abandoned Dad ? You did . I never did anything like this to Dad . Oh , when you were little ... you could n't wait for your dad to get home from work ... so you could throw the football around with him . I 'll tell you something ... he looked forward to it ... as much as you did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ much anymore ? Well ... you got a little older ... and you had a bunch of friends ... and you were more interested ... in throwing the football around with them . Wait a minute . It sounds like you 're saying I 'm the bad guy . No , honey , there 's no bad guy . All I 'm saying is that it 's natural ... that people grow up and priorities change . ok ? - Mom . - Hmm ? You were always cordial to me when I lived here . Thank you , Cory . And I give you my word ... that the new boy will never replace you ... in our hearts . [SIGH] You 're not gon na talk to me at all ... are you , Mr . Feeny ? Because I 've been sitting in this seat for 38 minutes ... and I 've been very good ... and I think you should let me go . Look , an 11-year-old boy ... can not sit still this long . I 'm going to get up . I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ My hand is on the knob . The door is open . Fine . I 'm in the hall ! Mr . Feeny , this stinks . It 's supposed to stink , Mr . Matthews . It 's detention . You 're being detained ... from whatever it is you 'd rather be doing . Well , I think it 's a cruel ... and unusual life-sucking torture . You 've captured the essence . Why do we have to stay here ? Just because ... I do n't want to hear about this love stuff ? Because I know it only leads to no good ... and I know in your heart you agree with me . What brings you to that conclusion , Mr . Matthews ? ' Cause you and I had dinner together last night . Really ? I was n't aware . I had chocolate pie ... and you had salad for two all by yourself . How did you know that ? ' Cause I slept in my tree house last night . You know why ? ' Cause this love stuff ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're teaching us ... how it 's worth killing yourself for ... when I know you do n't really believe that ... do you ? Well ... You shrewd little observer of the human condition . How blissful it must be for you ... to have lived so little ... and yet already reached your conclusions ... about the greatest wonder of the universe . Y-you know what , Mr . Feeny ? Keep the radio . Shakespeare wrote plays and sonnets . The Greeks wrote tragedies and comedies . Robert Burns , Emily Dickinson ... the Brownings examined the depths of human emotions . And do you know what each one of these ... poets , playwrights , and philosophers ... had in common , Mr . Matthews ? They all took your class ? Every one of them was older than 11 . You come into my classroom ... at the beginning of the year ... and at the end , you go . And I really do n't know ... if in the time we spent together ... I have taught you anything . Well , this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ learn something from me . Do I have your attention ? Yes , sir . I live on the other side of the fence from you , Cory ... and it 's impossible not to face ... in your direction every once in a while ... and notice the people in the next yard . And through the years , I 've got to know them . It is apparent that they are fine individuals ... but ... their real strength comes from being a family . And do you know why they 're a family , Cory ? Because at one time ... a man and a woman realized that they loved each other ... and pursued the unlimited potential ... of what may come from that love . And here you are . There is no greater aspiration ... than to have love in our lives , Mr . Matthews . Romeo knew it and died for it . Others know it and ... prepare salads . And those who do n't know it ... will sit in detention ... for the rest of their lives . This @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tea with me ? No . Morgan ... I do n't want anybody to know I 'm here , ok ? Oh , ok . You 're moving back in ? Yeah . Do n't tell anybody . Oh , ok . Cory 's back ! No ! Shh ! Hi , honey . I 'm home . Well , it 's about time . Dinner 's on the table ... and the kids have been animals . Ha ha ! I know that you and Mom will lose out ... on all that rental income ... but I want my old room back . Well , that comes as quite an economic blow ... but we 'll try to get by . Dad , I 'm sorry I dumped you for my friends . When did you do that ? You know . All the time . Well , Cory , I 'm glad that you have friends ... and I 'm glad you 're back . - No , do n't hug me ! - No , do n't hug me ! Die ! Die ! Die ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thing in the corner . Die ! There 's one We Wo n't have to neuter . 5 to 3 . Phillies are in the playoffs . Yeah , I heard . What do you mean you heard ? You were there . I really was n't paying much attention to the game , Cory . Why not ? It was a great game . It was not , however , a great date . You had a bad date ? No , I had a great date . Heather Was beautiful . She knew what to say , she knew what to do . Unfortunately , her date spilled food ... tripped over chairs , and had nothing interesting ... to say for nine innings . Eric , you 're much too cool for some girl . News flash . I 'm not cool . You do n't know what you 're talking about . OK , you 're not cool . And now you know better ... than to go to a game without your brother . You 're right . I am ? Yeah . That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ never want to see her again . Good . [EXPLOSIONS] You do n't mean that . Yes , I do . Here . What 's this ? Call her . - Who ? - Who ? ! Heather , my nemesis ! - Call her . - Why ? ' Cause you 're sitting there drooling and pathetic ... and I know somewhere inside 's my cool brother ... and I 'm not gon na get him back unless you call her . Look , I 'm not calling her . I sat there all night and did n't say anything . What could I say now ? Take her to a movie . There you 're supposed to sit and not say anything . A movie 's perfect for your current skill level . Why do you want me to call her ? I 'm told love is Worth it . Are n't you going to invite me ... to have tea with you ? Morgan , I want you to know something . No matter how old I get ... I 'm always gon na be your big @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ which I wo n't ... get interested in girls ... Milk ? And it seems like I do n't care ... about you anymore ... Ketchup ? I still always want you ... to invite me to have tea with you . Morgan , honey , put your tea set away ... and brush your teeth . It 's time to go to bed . Do I have to ? You 're asking me ? How about if we just stay up ... and finish our tea ? You volunteering to put your sister to bed ? Yeah , I guess I am . Why ? ' Cause I do n't understand anything ... about my entire life . Yeah , thanks . Two days in a row . She just does n't learn . Evelyn , I hope I 'm not being forward ... but instead of cafeteria lunch ... maybe one evening we could have dinner together ? Of course , George . I 'd love it . Good . I 'm quite the cook , you know ? Really ? Oh , yes . Just the other @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my sister , but she , uh ... had to cancel at the last moment . Confused , Mr . Matthews ? Yes , I am , sir . As it should be ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

@@5242741 Hello . Hello ! Anybody here ? MacGyver ! Dent . Yeah . Nobody answered the door . That 's because nobody was home . I got to talk to you . Right away . Really ? I need you to help me get in shape . I 'm gon na box again . Box ? Yeah . I was the number five ranked heavyweight in the world before they sent me up to Folsom . Get out of here . Yep , and I was heavyweight champ in the joint , too . And you know how tough some of those guys are . Earl , you 've definitely come to the wrong place . I hate boxing . I think it 's barbaric . Some people say the same things about hockey . Yeah , well , I happen to have hope for hockey . MacGyver , all I 'm asking is for you to help me get in shape . You ate everything . It 's all gone . I 'm a heavyweight . Heavyweights eat . Listen , MacGyver , if you 're not too busy , uh , I also need a character witness @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ long . Earl , look , I 've been gone a week , I 'm tired , I 'm hungry . Is n't there somebody else ? There 's nobody else . Besides , there 's somebody I 'd like you to meet . Come on . Okay ? Please . Okay . Hey , Earl . You know her ? My daughter . Uh , Veronica . This is a friend of mine , MacGyver . Hi , Veronica . The name 's Ronnie . I changed it . How could you change it ? My mother 's name was Veronica . So ? I never met her . Besides , Ronnie gets more respect . It 's not so fancy . - Listen , Veronica ... - Ronnie ! Okay , Ronnie . MacGyver and I got to go inside . We 'll be right back . Whatever . Unruly behavior , lying , cheating , stealing . It 's quite a file for a 14-year-old . But not all that surprising . Considering the number of foster homes Veronica 's been placed in since her mother died @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ needs is her father . What she needs , Mr . Dent , is a stable environment . But then you brought Mr . MacGyver along to support the idea that you can provide that , did n't you ? In spite of your unfortunate past . Tell her , MacGyver . Well , I do know that Mr . Dent is sincere in his effort to change his life . And you are willing to provide a roof over their heads until Mr . Dent proves himself financially secure ? See ? I told you , he was some kind of a guy . Well , this is n't going to be easy . Both of you are almost strangers to her . And Veronica has learned not to trust very many people . She 's my kid . I love her . That 's got ta count for somethin ' . How do you plan on providing for her ? Fighting . You know , boxing . A boxer ? You call that a stable profession ? Why , you do n't ... you do n't understand , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was a ranked heavyweight . I made good money . Well , it 's also hardly the healthiest environment for a 14-year-old girl . It 's what I do . You shuffle papers . I box . I mean , I got this match all lined up . And with the purse , I 'll be able to provide a great environment . Uh-huh . I guess you 're just going to have to show me . Oh , we will . You see , MacGyver 's going to be my trainer . You are a good friend , Mr . MacGyver . Thanks . I prefer to see children remain with their natural parents whenever possible . But if you do n't show me that you can provide a suitable environment for Veronica , I will recommend that her current foster parents get permanent custody . 25 grand , MacGyver . One fight , and I got a bodacious bank account and my daughter . Earl , I did not agree to help you train . MacGyver , I 'm desperate . You heard her . I got three @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ two weeks . So why do n't you train at a gym like a normal human being ? Well , uh ... What ? What 'd you do ? - I sort of burned some bridges . - I 'm shocked . I mean , a lot of guys , uh , ai n't so glad to see me anymore . What ... What are you doing ? Following in your footsteps . You want a freebie ? Veronica , that 's wrong . Right , sure , you 're the expert . And it 's Ronnie , okay ? Okay . Okay . Look at this face . Is she a chip off the old block or what ? Huh ? I guess it 's gon na take a while , huh ? We 'd better get started , bud . Veronica ? Ronnie ! Come on , okay , okay , Ronnie . Wait up . So , I guess this will be the training room . Sure got a lot of junk . Thanks . I 'm a pack rat . Kinda keeps some good memories alive @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ away . You serious about turning this place into a gym ? Yeah , why not ? Just give me a little time , okay ? Okay , you got it . Come on , Ronnie , how about we go pick up some grub at the market while MacGyver gets set up . Whatever . Go for it , Earl ! He 's up and deep ! Oh , we got it . Hey , nice catch . Hey , watch it , jerk ! Sorry . Just touched it . Any scratches , you pay , pal ! I told you , I barely touched it . It 's a brand new car ! Oh , nice move , Earl . Hey , you better thank him for saving your car . What ? Are you two looking for trouble ? Come on . Ignore him . Let 's go . Hey , come on back here , I 'm not done with you ! You 're lucky I 'm a nice guy ! You could have taken him easy . Why , what 's that gon na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are other ways . So ? I lifted them . What 's the matter with you ? I thought I told you to cool it . You want me to be perfect like you , huh ? I did n't say that . So like how come all of a sudden you want custody of me , anyway ? You 're my kid . I wan na be with you . I 've been your kid for 14 years . Not that you ever noticed . Hey , come on , give me a break , okay ? You had a lousy time and it was my fault . I admit it . - So what do you want ? - What do you want ? A chance to make up for it . Yeah , right . Hey , where you goin ' ? To pay for those wrestling cards , so my kid does n't end up in a six foot cell like her old man did , huh ? Wow , what is that ? Uh , well , I 'll show you . Earl , give @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ powe of your punch and endurance . Keep the liquid up and climbing . You got to be kidding . Uh-uh . You , young lady , you 're gon na keep track of your dad 's progress on that board , all right ? Cool ! Weak . What 's this ? Uh , well , for lack of a better name for it , we 'll call it a punching machine . Watch . Huh ? MacGyver , I 'm fighting Crazy Eddie Jackson , not an octopus . Oh , come on , you got to give it a try . Obviously it takes two . You 're the controller . Me ? Yeah , you . You did a pretty good job with that candy machine , I figured you could handle this . Look , it 's real simple . You got on-off switches for top , middle , and bottom . Go ahead . Boy , am I gon na work his butt off . Uh , what kind of contraption do you have to work out the legs ? A jump rope . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this is gon na be ... Oh , a sucker punch , huh ? Oops , sorry . Listen , speed it up , kid . Ah ... I 've got it right . Bam ! Hello , Earl . Nice gym . For what , I do n't know , but nice . What do you want ? This your kid ? Sure she is . Your old man could have been the champ , kid . Thing is , he did n't have the brains to listen to me . Dumb . Real dumb . Ronnie , go upstairs . Help MacGyver put away the groceries . MacGyver said I should stay here with you . I said go upstairs ! All right ! We 're here to check on our investment . Got a lot riding on you . Remember the deal ? Dive in eight . Your kid , Earl , it 's for your kid , right ? I said I 'd do it , all right ? You keep my kid out of this , or you 're gon na get your brains scrambled @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ take that from no jailbird bum . Oh , yeah ? You better believe it . Earl ? Yeah . Oh , uh , this is my old manager , Bart Riggins and his , uh , assistant , uh , Bailey . They 're here to wish me luck . You know , the fight . I trained him for five years . Put a lot of bread in him . Do n't disappoint me . Where 's Ronnie ? She 's upstairs . I told her to help you out . - She 's not there . - What ? - Oh , no , she ca n't be . Not again ! - What ? The last time she was gone for six months . I 'm gon na lose her for sure ! All right , settle down . Um , grab the jeep , I 'll get the bike . I know how you feel , Ronnie . Leave me alone . I ran away from home one time . When my grandpa told me to get lost . Who cares ? Well , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Or why . Oh , and now you do , right ? That 's right . He was trying to protect me . Just like your dad 's trying to protect you . From who ? Well , I do n't know . Maybe from himself . You know , he has n't had a lot of practice in raising a kid . You got to give him a little time . I do n't know . He 's always on my case . Well , he 's supposed to . That 's what dads do . Where you been ? Running away . Just like you 're always doin ' . You and your fight . You know something ? I think you 're all wind . I do n't think there is a fight . - Earl ... - There is a fight ! When I tell you something , that 's it ! I do n't lie . Oh yeah ? Prove it . - All right , that 's enough . - No ! No way any kid of mine 's gon na think I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you , you follow ! There you go . Crazy Eddie Jackson versus yours truly . This proof enough for you ? Okay , I was wrong . Hey , at least you know now that your old man 's word is worth something . Rocketman ? Yeah . That 's what they used to call me . Short fuse . Lots of power . Get it ? Got it . You 're not the main event here . Hey , I 've been away , remember ? Hey , you have a good time on me , my man , huh ? Wow ! It 's Herman the German . - Who ? - Hey , Herman , I hear a rumor you matched Mad Mike and Wretched Rodney . Ai n't no rumor , kid . Here , take a friend , huh ? Wow . He 's only the greatest wrestler ever . Oh come on , Ronnie , all the wrestling stuff is fake . No , it 's not , it 's great . Let 's go inside . Ronnie , we got to get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for just one minute ? Come on . Ooo-wee ! What stinks around here ? There it is . There it is . Old meat , past its prime . Hello , Stinson . I do n't want you around here I do n't want my fighter to see you . - There 'll be trouble . I 'm just showing - my kid the gym . Well , I 'll just show you and the kid the door . Hey , Dent ? Spend much time with your kid the last five years ? I 'm warning you , Eddie . You do n't want to start talking like that . Hey , what you worried about ? If your kid is as dumb as her old man , she wo n't even understand it . Oh yeah ? That 's what you think , wise guy . She 's smarter than both of us put together , Eddie . And if you ever put her down again , I 'll tear you apart . How about now , Dent ? Right now , come on up here . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on up here ! All right , you 're on . No , Dent , no ! Somebody call the cops , somebody call the paper , somebody call somebody ! Oh , they 're fighting for free ! I ca n't stand it ! No , Dent , aw ! Look at these two ... I knew it , I knew it ! Oh , come on , you guys , what are you doing ? No , no , no , no . Do n't , no ... Come on . Hey , hey , hey , what do you think this is , the Golden Gloves ? You 're prize fighters that fight . Get out of here . Dent , get out of here . - Come on ! - Eddie , Eddie , shut up . Dent , get out of here , get out of here . Okay , Eddie , come on , come on , get back to your work out now ! - Come on ! Move it ! Move it ! - Come on , let 's get out of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , come on , come on ... My nose . Come on , come on , come on , way to go , way to go , Eddie . Looking good . - Is it broke ? - Leave me alone . After you , Rocketman . Oh . I 'm sorry I thought there was n't any fight , Earl . Ah , forget it . You better get some sleep , kid . We got a lot to do tomorrow . You really want me around , huh ? Hey , come on . Who 's gon na work those crazy machines MacGyver dreamed up ? Oh yeah , that 's right . ' Night . What are you doing ? Oh , this stuff 's for your corner . Ooh . It 's cold . Yeah . Sodium thiosulphate . It 's a photographic fixer . Just add water , instant cold pack . Oh , I get it . To handle the cuts . So you just chill this iro ? Press it to the cut , and , presto , stops the bleeding . Yep @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you talkin ' about ? You 're gon na throw the fight are n't you ? No ! What 's the matter with you ? Crazy Eddie gets $4000 for the fight , and you get $25,000 ? You want to explain that to me ? You heard the lady . I have three weeks to come up with enough to provide for Ronnie or I lose her . Forever . Maybe that 's just as well if this is where you 're coming from . What is that supposed to mean ? Figure it out . You 're all over Ronnie for stealing candy bars , and you 're about to throw a fight . Just this once , so I get custody . Then I 'm giving it up . And you do n't think Ronnie 's gon na know ? She 's got eyes , Earl . She 'll see right through you . Now come on . She does n't need a buddy or a pal . She needs a father to teach her right from wrong . Even if it hurts . Yeah . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ take them back , I swear . $5,000 on Dent at one to five ? Take it . I just took $20,000 on Crazy Eddie at five to one . Lay it off . Out of town . ... inside the final , 16th of a mile . He 's drawing away from the wheel . Are you kidding ? Dent 's one to five . He almost murdered Crazy Eddie when they fought in prison . I have to talk to you . $25,000 . No renegotiating . I do n't want your cash . What ? The fix is off . Over . Done . Says who ? If you 're copping out , Dent , forget it . You 're in too deep . You ca n't threaten me , Riggins . Not when my kid 's future 's on the line . Your kid ? If you do n't come through , your kid 's an orphan . For the first time in my life , I do n't care about me . My mind 's made up . It 's off . I 'm warning @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na let some washed up jailbird do me out of 200 grand , you got another thing coming ! See you at the fight . You want I should bust him up ? You moron , he 's got a fight ! If you want to control a man , control what he cares about the most . No , I 'll tell you what I want , Bailey . I want Dent 's daughter . You should have seen the look on the faces of those sharks when I told them I was n't gon na throw the fight . And you still think boxing 's a sport , huh ? Well , maybe I should pull out , huh ? I mean , the $4,000 I 'm making is n't gon na provide diddly for Ronnie . Well , it 's a start . You can still get a job , you know . Maybe get the commission to delay a decision . The truth is Ronnie does n't need me nearly as much as I need her . Hi . Where you been ? L ... I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ still mad at me ? I was n't mad at you . I was just worried . But I should have known my daughter would have made the right decision . I am so proud of you . - So ... - Hey ! - You still need a trainer ? - You bet . - How about the heavy bag ? - Okay . Get over there while I knock the stuffings out of it . Okay , Earl . Hold it real tight . Give it all you got . Go , go , go , go , go , go go , go , go , go , go ! You 've done good , Earl , you 've done good . - So did you , MacGyver . - Yeah . Your gizmos paid off in more ways than one . Thanks . You bet . Uh , I 'll get it set up , okay ? - 6:30 for you ? - You got it . All right . Do you think we 'll get an apartment or a house ? Huh ? Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time , Earl . Get out of here . You are not seeing the big picture . Hey , let go of me ! Hey , Riggins ... I 'm not in the business of hurting people , Earl . But I do want to look after my interests . Now we have a deal . You go down in eight . They want you to throw the fight ? Smart kid . Do n't do it , Dad . I said I would at first , because we need the money . You did it to get me ? You must really want me . More than anything , kid . The last few days have been the best of my life . No matter how things work out , I want you to know that . Same here , Earl . That 's enough . I 'm gon na cry . And do n't give them any lift . Just do as they say . That goes for you , too , Dent . Hey , I do n't see Ronnie . Maybe she 's getting a soda @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ semi-main event . An outstanding match between two former Folsom Prison heavyweight champions . In this corner , wearing white trunks , Crazy Eddie Jackson ! And in black trunks , the former fifth ranked heavyweight of the world , Earl Rocketman Dent . Earl , I still do n't see her . Do n't worry about her . Let 's just get this over with . Let 's go , Earl , come on . Okay , Earl , Eddie , I gave you instructions in the dressing room . Let 's have a good clean fight . Let 's go out now . Good evening , ladies and gentlemen , this is Jim Lampley at ringside . Tonight 's eight rounds , - semi-main event between these two ... - Hey , kid ! Sit tight . ... former prison heavyweight champions promises to be a bruising battle . The referee has completed his instructions , so hang on to your seats as here we go . Now remember , in their one previous bout , - Earl Rocketman Dent ... - This should be a good fight @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wish I could see it . ... and the odds favor him ... - Bailey , move over . ... to repeat that victory here tonight . And there 's the bell . The two men now move to the center of the ring and begin to circle cautiously . Crazy Eddie moves in quickly and tries to establish the left jab . - Jab , jab . And Crazy Eddie Jackson ... - Too low . The body . Go for the ribs ! Go for the ribs ! ... the right hand . Dent is forced to back pedal as all the action early is dominated by Jackson . Two right crosses and Dent is rocked backward by the a left and a right and Jackson is driven back into the ropes . A momentary advantage for Dent . But he did n't press it . He lets Jackson come back at him . And now coming off of the ropes ... Okay , get off there . Let him go , Earl , let him go , Earl . What a round so far . I told @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? And it is all Crazy Eddie Jackson as we are late in round number one . There 's the bell . The end of round one . What a brilliant round for Crazy Eddie Jackson . All right , Earl . Where 's Ronnie ? Just stay out of it . They 've got her . Just leave me alone and let me do what I got to do . Where 'd they take her , Earl ? I do n't know . Well , where 'd you find them ? The machine shop across the street . That 's where Riggins runs his book . All right , Earl , hang in there . You might not have to throw this . ... and Earl Rocketman Dent was clearly overshadowed by Crazy Eddie Jackson . Thanks mostly to superior body punching . Sounds like our boy got smart . And here we go , round six . Check on the girl . See how she 's doing . Both fighters move out , probing , with jabs . Dent moves in , looking for an opening , but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ face . Crazy Eddie , keeping Dent at a distance . Two jabs from Crazy Eddie . Then two quick rights to the head . Another right by Jackson , and another . And again , it is Jackson taking control of the action in the sixth . She 's doing better than her old man . It is all Crazy Eddie Jackson , right now . Hey , look at that guy , no guts ! Hold on . When I tell you to break , break . And now it is Jackson who is controlling all the action . And what a surprise . Dent , what a shell of the man who had won 27 of 38 previous bouts by knockout . Crazy Eddie smiles as the referee breaks them apart . Believe me , there is no love lost between these two fighters , in or out of the ring . Now Crazy Eddie ... Dent replies with a left and a right . Dent missing now , with a wild roundhouse right . Wild action . And Dent a little bit off-kilter . Both fighters @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Eddie following with a jab now , just pushing it out there ... There 's no snap in that punch . Dent leans forward ... And there 's the bell . The end of round six . We 'll be back for the seventh round ... Psst . Hey , could you turn the radio up a little ? Here we go now for round seven of a very close fight . And once again , as the seventh begins , Crazy Eddie forces the initiative . The Rocketman backs off , weaving and bobbing , trying to stay away from Crazy Eddie 's hands . Oh , Crazy Eddie with a right cross ! And a left . And another right . What a combination ! Dent is in the biggest trouble in the fight . Crazy Eddie moving in , all too aware of Dent 's massive rocket punch that floored him for the count in their previous bout . No question the Rocketman is more dangerous than with an uppercut . Dent backpedaling . Crazy Eddie all over him ... Looking for an opening it 's all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Dent dances with the right hand . And now he hangs on . The referee separates the two fighters and Dent backs away inexplicably . Crazy Eddie with a combination to the body , and follows up with an uppercut . Dent with a feeble right , but now Crazy Eddie two more lefts , and Dent is backed up against the ropes again . - Rocketman Dent ... - Do you hear something ? ... too tired to press any advantage ... - Take a look . ... even at those moments when he seems in control ... - In a minute . Round seven moving toward a close now . And Crazy Eddie swings away freely with both hands , trying to land the one punch that will settle matters once and for all . You okay ? I 'm fine . What about Earl ? It is Dent backing up Crazy Eddie with a right and a left and lands a right hand ... What 's the matter , Earl , you got no guts ? ... having pummeled Dent against the ropes . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ world , but he 's in big trouble here . Well , I 'll tell you , with seven rounds in the books ... She 's getting away ! Well , stop her ! Rocketman Dent , who was once the number five heavyweight in the world ... Here we go now . Round number eight . Crazy Eddie Jackson , always cool and moving toward the center of the ring , a very tired Earl Rocketman Dent ... Come on ! Come on , get out of my way ! I 'm stuck ! ... knocks Dent against the ropes ... And a right and a left and Dent is down ! Way to do it , Eddie ! - One , two ... - Earl , do n't do it ! ... three ... Get up Earl , get up ! Come on , you can do it . I 'm okay . ... five ... - I 'm okay . ... six ... - I 'm okay . Come on Earl , I know you can do it . ... seven , eight , nine ... - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's it , get up ! Come on Earl , go for it . - Are you all right ? - Yes and do n't you try to stop me ! Okay , let 's go . Yes , go for it ! ... as he moves forward and lands a left and a right . This is wildly with a left and another right hand and another . And Jackson is driven into a corner and suddenly helpless against the onslaught . Way to go , Rocketman ! Ha ! You see ? Just moments ago Dent appeared on the verge of being knocked out . Now suddenly we see he 's mounted a big comeback . ... Jackson reeling in the center of the ring . Now Rocketman winds up with a bolo punch . And down goes Jackson . Yes ! One , two , three , four , five , six , seven Jackson saved by the bell ! Saved by the bell in round number eight , and what a wild finish ! You did it , Earl . You won . Showed a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , MacGyver . I owe it all to my little trainer here . Ladies and gentlemen ! We have a unanimous decision . You won ! The winner , Crazy Eddie Jackson ! No way , we were robbed ! Hey Ronnie , all that matters is that you 're safe . You were great . Think so ? I love you , Dad . Dad ? Is she some kid or what ? Oh , it 's not so bad . He hardly touched you . Yeah . For a freight train , he was a real pushover . You know , Earl , I 've been thinking . We do n't need a house . An apartment will be just fine . Look , Ronnie , the money I ended up with , no way is that gon na satisfy that lady down there at the Children 's Services . Maybe you 'd be better off with your foster parents after all . Oh , no way . I 'm not leaving . We 'll move to another state . Running away is n't gon na help either @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ more time to get the money . Hey , Earl , big guy . Got somebody who wants to talk to you here . Hey , Dent , great fight . You 've got a lot of class , a lot of style . The kind of man I 'd like to manage . Uh , sorry . I quit boxing . Boxing ? Who said boxing ? I 'm talking about wrestling . Hey , the way you worked the crowd . Magic . Pure show biz . Listen , I 've got a $30,000 advance against a guarantee of ... He 'll do it , he 'll take it ! Rocketman , we 'll get you a great costume . I do n't know . MacGyver ? Well , a good athlete always listens to his trainer . Yeah , I guess he does . I think we could work something out here . All right !

@@5242941 Come on ! All right ! Get down there , now ! Just leave it ! Get out of my way ! - This is mutiny ! - No , sir . It 's survival . They 'll come for us ! They 're sendin ' help . By the time they get here , it 'll be too late . It may already be too late . Do n't do this . That 's an order ! Lieutenant Harper ! Shoot me if you want , Captain , but I 'm not waiting around so I can wind up like the others . Got ta go . Throw up the line . Cast off ! Hit me . - It looks like she 's just drifting'out there . - Mm . We 're headin ' for her . This is the Lisette , Canadian fishing vessel CV233 . Please identify . This is the Lisette . Come in , please . Cut the engines and meet me up on deck . Hello , out there ! Hey ! We 're throwin ' ya a line ! Grab it ; we 'll pull ya in ! Is everybody all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for coming . What was so urgent that you could n't tell me over the phone ? I did n't want to waste any time . A Navy destroyer escort , the U.S.S . Ardent , has been missing in the North Atlantic for the past 42 hours . - Missing ? - No radio contact and no distress signals picked up . Search planes and satellites have n't picked up anything either . You 're saying that a ship and its entire crew just vanished ? Well , that 's what it looked like until last night . A Canadian trawler picked up 18 survivors . - Well , they must have reported what happened . - Only one is still alive . He 's been taken into the I.C.U . Under heavy security . - What was wrong with him ? - That 's what I was hoping you could tell me . They wo n't let me in to see him , but because of your medical background , I was able to get you a clearance code . I want your opinion on this . His @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... - Meet me back at my office when you 're finished . Thank you . Excuse me . Is this Lieutenant Richard Harper ? That 's what his wristband says . And he 's been positively identified ? All military personnel are fingerprinted . Those records were cross-checked . Then I think there 's been some kind of a mistake here . According to this report , Lieutenant Harper is 28 years old . Why has n't a systemic workup been ordered on this patient ? I was n't aware that my diagnostic decisions required your approval . I 'm the physician in charge of this patient . Let me see your clearance . Can you tell me what 's going on here ? How can you explain what happened to this man ? This clearance code is invalid . Where 'd you get this ? Who are you ? I am a medical doctor , and I would like to see the autopsy reports on the victims . I have n't got time for this . Give me my patient 's chart and leave before I have you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mulder . Did they let you in to see Lieutenant Harper ? Yeah , I saw somebody , but whether it was actually the lieutenant ... - What do you mean ? - He looked about 90 years old . Off by about half a century . You do n't seem too surprised . I wan na show you something . This was the course of Ardent when she disappeared . Now , I 've been tracking the points of departure and destination ... for each of these " X " files . On December 12 , 1949 , a Royal Navy battleship ... disappeared between Leeds and Cape Perry . The sea was calm , the weather , sunny . In 1963 , at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis , a fleet of Soviet minesweepers left from here for Havana . All six vessels vanished without a trace . All in all , I 've counted nine unexplained disappearances . Each of them passed through here , the 65th parallel . - Another Bermuda Triangle ? - It 's more like a wrinkle in time ... if @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? What ? - Do you know anything about the Philadelphia Experiment ? It was a program during World War II to render battleships invisible to radar . But then the Manhattan Project heated up , and it was discontinued . And most of the scientists were relocated to Los Alamos . - Except none of those scientists made it to Los Alamos . - Where were they sent ? Roswell , New Mexico . Are you suggesting the Philadelphia Experiment used alien technology ? Less than nine months after the alleged crash of a UFO in Roswell , the U.S.S . Eldridge did more than just hide from radar screens . It disappeared altogether from the Philadelphia Navy Yard only to reappear minutes later , hundreds of miles away , in Norfolk , Virginia . That 's not possible , Mulder , not without defying all laws of time and space . Those physicists may have been trying to manipulate wormholes on Earth . - Wormholes ? - Actual portals where matter interfaces with time ... at a relatively decelerated or accelerated rate . I 'm betting the military @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - And that 's what you think happened to Lieutenant Harper ? - I 'll find out soon enough . - I 'm booked on an 8:30 flight to Norway . - Have you let Skinner in ? No . I 'm giving myself a 24-hour head start before I give Skinner my report . I want this one myself . I 'm going with you . If that really was Lieutenant Harper , I wan na know what happened to him . 0 for 5 . What is it , Mulder ? Why are they so afraid ? My father spent the better part of his life at sea . He had a healthy respect for the ocean , but he never feared it . - I see fear in these men 's eyes . - Bruntdland could n't have taken you out there anyway . A ship has to be classified ice-class ... before it can even go past the Lofoten Basin . My name is Trondheim , Henry Trondheim . The ship you want is the Zeal , a 50-ton trawler with a double hull . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I was born and raised in Pensacola . I ran a charter business there . I got fed up with tourists . How do you feel about the sea north of Beerenberg ? - This time of year , it 'd be ten hours minimum each way . - So you 've been there ? A few times . A few times I got some of my best hauls out of there . - Why is everyone else so afraid to go there ? - Well , legends . - They grow up on stories . - What stories ? A huge stone came out of the sky , crashed into the pack ice . - A meteorite . - An evil god . They worship it by stayin'away . So , exactly what is it that you 're lookin ' for up there ? A number of things . - How good are you ? - About as good as you 're going to get considering ... no one else will take you there . - When can we leave ? - As soon as we shake on a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ inherited your father 's legs . - What ? - Sea legs . It 's been about 12 hours . You said it was gon na take 10 . What 's going on ? I told you before . The visibility is lousy . I 've never seen it this thick . - How much longer till we get there ? - We 're right where you wan na be . I even think we 've got what you 're lookin ' for . - One minute it 's right in front of us . The next , it 's not . Like something 's messing with my radar and my navigation system . - I ca n't explain it ... - Captain ! We 're gon na hit ! Halvorsen , check the hull for damage . I do n't get it . This is what you 're lookin ' for ? It 's the U.S.S . Ardent . It 's a destroyer escort . All right . What do you want with it , anyway ? It 's a ghost ship . Look at all this corrosion . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 30 years . Hey , Scully . Let 's check the crew quarters first . Mulder . They almost look mummified . Like they 've been dead a very long time . Except for this strange residue . What was that ? - An engine . - My ship ! No ! - That 's my ship ! - Hey ! Who the hell has taken my ship ? - Hey ! Hey ! That 's my ship . Nope . All right . Try it again . No . What is it ? It 's caked with the same residue that 's covering everything . So we ca n't even send a distress signal . The engine 's so corroded down there you ca n't even tell what it is . I 've never seen anything like it . Halvorsen 's trying to salvage the parts , but basically what we are is dead in the water . Well , the radio 's dead too . Somebody 's not telling me what 's goin ' on here . Now , look , that ship was not just my livelihood @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to some straight answers . What we 're seeing here may be the result of some kind of military experiment . - Military experiment ? - An artificial time band ... where matter moves through time at an accelerated rate . - Tell me in English . - Time may be speeding up . Right . That 's almost as crazy as Halvorsen 's " there 's a rock that comes down from the sky " ... This ship was launched in 1991 . I do n't know how else to explain the extent of the corrosion ... or the decay of the bodies down below . You 're not buying any of this , are you ? Oh , God . - What happened ? - His skull 's been fractured . Who is that ? Halvorsen . Who are you ? Captain Barclay , Commanding Officer , U.S.S . Ardent . Here you go . Captain Barclay , according to your log , shortly after the navigation system failed , several of your crew members saw something in the sea : A growing light . It came up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like it was on fire . - Do you have any idea what it might have been ? - Power loss . Everything stopped . Everything . Even the sea . Even the wind . And the ship ... my ship ... She began to bleed ... from the hull through the rivet seams . He 's a drunkard ! He 's a drunkard ! And he killed Halvorsen . To hell with him ! I do n't have to listen to his lies . I 'm no liar . It happened . First to some of my men , then to all of_'em . What happened ? Time got lost . That 's okay , Captain . You can take it easy . We 're gon na do whatever we can to help you out . What can you do ? You ca n't do anything . I 'm 35 years old . - There 's no way he killed Halvorsen . - Yeah . I 'd have to agree with you . The blow that killed Halvorsen was delivered with considerable strength , and he ca n't even @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's somebody else on board . You were a good first mate . You left me alone , and you did your job . It 's a shame this had to happen to you so young . Put it down ! Put down the pipe ! Put it down . - I could kill you for what you 've done ! - Back off ! - He killed Halvorsen ! - He may be our only chance to figure out what happened . - Look at him . Look at him . He has n't aged . Back off . - His name 's Olafsson . - You know him ? Everybody in Tildeskan knows him . He 's a pirate whaler . He 's a wanted criminal . He supplies whales to thejapanese black market . - Blues , belugas , sperm . - Ask him how he got here . I do n't need a translator for that . We 'll question him later . I do n't wan na leave Scully alone in case there are others . I think we found who killed Halvorsen . He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for Mulder . The ship 's log said something about four sailors picked up when their vessel had sunk . I guarantee it was Olafsson 's men who took my boat and left him stranded there . It 's just like these dogs to slit each other 's throats . - Maybe we should ask the captain some more questions . - Mulder , Barclay is dead . I do n't know how it happened . It was just in the last 15 minutes . It 's just like those men below . It 's more than rapid aging , Mulder . - It 's almost as if he 's turning into a pillar of salt . - Is that what this is ? It appears to be crystalline , but beyond that ... All right . We 're all tired . Let 's stow the captain 's body , tie up Olafsson , so we can all get some rest . I 'll take first watch in case he 's not alone . - Scully ? - Hmm ? I just fell asleep . - You want a few @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Scully ? - Mulder , what happened to you ? Time acceleration is an equation , Mulder , a theory . Then theoretically , it 's possible . What else could it be ? Whatever it is , it is n't a time warp . None of us has directly observed any of the phenomena recorded in the ship 's log . - There is no hard evidence to indicate this is a time warp . - We 're the evidence , Scully . Look at us . We 're aging by the minute . If this is rapid aging phenomena , why has n't our hair grayed or started to fall out ? And what about him ? Huh ? What about him ? Why is n't he getting old ? Relax . - Relax , Trondheim . Save your energy . - I do n't have to listen to you . - It 's because of you that we got into this . - Nobody twisted your arm . I signed on to bring you here , not to die . - Mulder , what do you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? They 're highly reactive chemicals containing extra electrons . They can attack DNA proteins . They can cause our body tissue and cell membranes to oxidize . - Grow old , you mean . - Is the prevailing theory on how our bodies age . So you think something is triggering that reaction in us ? This is just a theory , but what if this ship is drifting ... towards another massive metallic source ... like a meteor . Maybe it 's way down deep in the ocean or embedded into an iceberg . But the two could effectively be acting as positive and negative terminals ... with the ocean itself being a kind of giant battery . That level of electromagnetic energy could be exciting the free radicals ... and effectively oxidizing every piece of matter in its field . It makes sense , Scully . The organic equivalent to rust would be rapid premature senescence . What the hell ? Captain Barclay said the ship was bleeding . It 's not blood , Scully . It 's rust . Trondheim , you keep an eye on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , where are we going ? I 'm not sure yet , but we do n't have much time to get there . You see this yellow pipe ? It 's the only one that has n't corroded through . Olafsson and his men . Why were they holed up here ? This is the only drinkable water on the ship . We were both wrong , Scully . It 's the water . - All the other water 's been contaminated . - Contaminated how ? Something must 've got into the de-salination tanks ... where all the ship 's portable water is stored . But water in the sewage system is recycled again and again . It does n't come from the sea . If you 're right , then Captain Barclay 's drinking binge is what kept him alive . - And the water from this tank will do the same for us . It does n't sound like there 's very much left . What happened ? You were supposed to watch him . I feel pretty bad about it . I should n't have dozed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me to say ? He 's gone . He got away . - I wan na know what happened . - You 're the one that tied him up . There 's nothing wrong with my knot . This rope 's been severed . I do n't like being interrogated . I do n't owe you any explanations . Trondheim ! Let go of me . Look . We have a lot of work to do here . I 'm gon na need blood and urine samples from both of you . - What for ? - We found out what caused the aging . What is it now ? The two of you are full of theories . First it 's one thing , then another . - By the time you figure out what it is , we 'll be dead . - It 's the water , Trondheim . Something got into the de-sal tanks , but the water in the sewage system is untainted . It kept Olafsson alive this long . Maybe it 'll slow the process in us . This is good news , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It has been 18 hours , 45 minutes since the onset of symptoms . Rudimentary blood tests have revealed impossibly high concentrations ... of sodium chloride : Salt . Though the contaminated water itself is not saline , it appears to catalyze existing body fluids , causing massive and rapid cellular damage . The untainted water has slowed the degenerative progression ... in Trondheim and me . But Mulder has fared less well , perhaps because of the dehydration he suffered on the way here . " I think I just lapped George Burns . I 'll be right back . If you 've got something to say , say it , but do n't hover behind me like that . The water is n't helping him . - Then maybe we should double his ration . - What for ? - A lake full of water is n't gon na bring him back . - We do n't know that for sure . - Not yet . - Look at him . - We 've wasted too much water on him as it is . - Who are you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ doctor to see that he is n't gon na make it . But you and me , Scully , you and me ... We 'd better start lookin ' out for ourselves . " Mulder 's urinalysis continues to indicate ... his kidneys'failure to excrete the substance I 'm calling ' heavy salt . ' Whether the untainted water taken from the sewage system ... is even helping him at all is unclear . What does remain clear to me is that I ca n't give up trying . " Trondheim ? - What are you doing ? - Listen to this . You know what that is ? It 's a funeral bell . There 's only a few gallons left , maybe less . There 's enough to keep us all alive for a few more days . Or one of us alive long enough to be rescued . Do n't come any closer . What are you gon na do ? Shoot me ? Trondheim , listen to me . The Navy knows where we are . They know these coordinates , and they 're gon na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just go back into the mess hall ... - Why do n't you shoot me ? - If you think that I 'm gon na let Mulder have another drop ... Trondheim ? Trondheim ? You 're almost out of pages . It 's good you kept a record . Trondheim 's locked himself in the sewage hold . He 's back-flushed all the water , and he 's keeping it for himself . I looked everywhere , and this was all I could find . It 's sardine juice , half a dozen lemons ... and the water from a snow globe . It 's not Evian , but ... - You go ahead and drink it . - No , Mulder . It 's the only logical choice , Scully . You 're a woman . Your life expectancy is greater , and your body retains more water in fatty tissues . That 's more reason for you to drink it . You have a much greater chance of surviving till help comes . Do n't do this , Mulder . Do n't be so stubborn , Scully @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is n't much liquid to make a difference anyway . There might be . No . What was that ? The outer hull must 've finally corroded through , which means we 're taking on water . Mulder ... the water . Open . Okay . Open the door ! Help me ! Help me ! Help me ! Help me ! Help . Help ... I always thought when I got older I 'd maybe take a cruise somewhere , but this is n't exactly what I had in mind . The service on this ship is terrible , Scully . It 's not fair . It 's not our time . We still have work to do . Mulder ... when they found me ... after the doctors and even my family had given up ... I experienced something that I never told you about . Even now it 's hard to find the words . But there 's one thing I 'm certain of . As certain as I am of this life ... we have nothing to fear when it 's over . I 'm so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lost consciousness ... at approximately 4:30 this morning , the 12th of March . There is nothing more I can do for him or for myself . Supplies are exhausted . No food or liquid consumed for over 24 hours . The outer hull most probably flooded , though for now the inner hull is supporting the ship 's mass . Among Halvorsen 's belongings , I found a children 's book of Norse legends . From what I can tell , the pictures show the end of the world . Not in a firestorm of damnation as the Bible teaches us , but in a slow , covering blanket of snow . First the moon and the stars will be lost in a dense white fog . Then the rivers and the lakes and the sea will freeze over . And finally , a wolf named Skoll ... will open his jaws and eat the sun , sending the world into an everlasting night . I think I hear the wolf at the door . " Agent Scully ? Agent Scully , can you hear me ? Mm . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your rescue . I 've got you on dialysis with a high flux filter . You 're obviously responding well . Your electrolytes are almost back to normal , and your fluid status has been corrected . Mulder . Where is he ? His endocrine system was considerably more compromised than yours . Frankly , we did n't think that he 'd make it , until we discovered this . Based on your observations , we 're giving him a course of synthetic hormones , which seems to be working . Whatever caused this is still out there . I have to talk to a Naval liaison . - We have to salvage the ship in order to study the salt . - The ship was taking on water . It sank less than an hour after you were rescued .

@@5243141 ( J : ) Do exactly as I say , and nobody 's gon na get hurt . ( Smurf : ) You 're a natural , baby ! - We 're never coming back , smurf . - I did n't ask you to . We have raised over $335,000 for our hospital ! We just got ta get a job together quick . - I was thinking new chemical . - ( Pope : ) The church . Yeah . Smurf will love that . Ripping off a church ? What kind of shit Karma is that gon na be ? - ( Pope : ) What about the kid ? - ( Baz : ) We use him if we need him ... [Exhales_sharply] ... if he 's willing to piss off Grandma . ( Deran : ) Get out of here , man ! Get the hell out of here , or you 're gon na get us all thrown in prison . [Loud_clank] - [Laughing] - Holy shit . ( Deran : ) Welcome to the family . [Motor_revving] - Catherine , you okay ? - Yeah , I 'm okay Patrick . Do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dick 's in my mouth , so you really need to stop treating me like a little kid . Jake and I used to work with Manny before he left California . - How much you want , Javi ? - 300 Grand . ? ? ? She stares deeply ? ? Locked inside me ? ? Burnin ' brightly ? ? ? ? One they know that I can not take ? ? Waitin ' for it all to begin ? ? Every night now , they 'll win ? ? ? ? Come and meet my black hole ? ? Got a big black hole ? ? Got a big black hole ? ? I 've got a big black hole ? ? I 've got a big black , big black hole ? ? Got a big black hole inside of me ? *ANIMAL KINGDOM* Season 02 Episode 06 Title : " Cry Havoc " ? Got a ? [birds_calling] Javi knows . Yeah ? No shit . Jesus . What happened ? 3:00 A.M . , I got dragged out of bed by a bunch of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the tapes . They know we 're full of shit . They wanted to hear me say it first . And ? And what ? I was just the driver that night , smurf . You told them ? Yeah , I told them . Used me like an ashtray . Worked their way down . Said after my dick , they were gon na do my eyes . Yeah , I told them . Just pay ' em , will ya ? Whatever they want , just pay ' em . [Cellphone_vibrating] ? Do it , do it , do it , do it , do it to death ? ? do it , do it , do it , do it , do it to death ? ? do it , do it , do it , do it , do it to death ? [cellphone_beeps] Hello ? Yeah , I 'm her . [Sighs] Yeah , I know him . What 's wrong ? What ? What did he do ? - Shit . - Hey . Where 's Grandma smurf ? ( Nicky : ) Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , uh , she had to go out . Are you hungry ? How ' bout waffles ? Would youlike me to make waffles ? - [Sighs] Hey . - Oh , hey . Hey , Lena . Hi . How 's the leg ? Oh , yeah . It 's okay . [Chuckles] Do you wan na help me with Chem later ? Sure , if I 'm around . Yeah . We 're gon na make some breakfast . Do you want anything ? Yeah , I-i got ta go , so maybe later . Okay . I 'll make extra . Okay , cool . Would you like chocolate chip or banana ? Lena : Both . [Telephone_rings_in_distance] [Buzzer] ( Man : ) Cody . [Inhales] Mmm . Hey , Cody . Time to go . You made bail . ? ? The may fire 's " pretty boy " playing ... ? ? Ca n't believe smurf let you take the jag . She was n't home . So you just took it ? Mm-hmm . Well , thanks for picking me up . You know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my dad 's gon na see it on his credit card . So ? Just tell him it was for one of your friends . Oh , genius ! Problem solved ! ? All I see , all I see is you ? I did n't know that my bike could go that fast . You know , the colors blurred . It was ... It was nuts . You would 've loved it . ? All I see , all I see is you ? Oh , shit . ? All I see , all I see is you ? I did n't know it was that banged up . Get out . Yeah , if it wo n't start , I-i do n't have any money ... Get out ! Get out of the ... All right . - Jesus ! - Get out of the car ! What the hell is the matter with you ? - I 'm sick of your pathetic bullshit ! - All right ! Shit ! Here , your freakin ' money . [Tires_peal] Love you , too ! [Birds_calling] [Sighs_deeply] Jesus @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . [Chuckles] And waffles . Go get dressed . Your daddy wants to take you to school today . - Why ? - Because he misses you , silly . Wear your sparkly . I 'm gon na need you today . Um , I ca n't . You busy ? Get unbusy . Is everything okay ? Everything 's fine . Bring your gun . ? ? Go kiss your dollies , baby . Mwah . I 'll see you in a few days . - Few days ? What 's up ? - Just need a break . If you 're too busy , you could get pope to take care of her . No . We did the church last night . You see it on the news ? No , I 've been busy . Yeah , it went good . We were clean . Fantastic . What are you gon na do next ? Soup kitchen ? [Chuckles] Here 's your cut . Very nice score . Congratulations . Give my cut to charity . - You do n't want it ? - I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about ? You gon na hit diners up and down the coast ? [Laughs] Lena gets out of school at 2:00 . Do you need me to give you directions ? Think I 'll be able to handle it . - And , smurf ... - Yeah ? You really do n't want your cut anymore , it 'll be fine with us . [Chuckles] [Engine_starts] They said it would be routine questions - ' cause I worked there . - Jesus . Whoa , whoa , whoa . Slow down . They brought up my shoplifting charge from when I was 19 , my duis , my kid , as if I had something to do with stealing the mission drive money . Hey , they know that you did n't . It 's just what cops do . It 's what they do . [Sighs] The inventory room , where you helped me move the boxes ? The mission drive money was in a safe in the floor . That 's what got stolen . And that 's got nothing to do with you . - They asked @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ them , right ? We were at your place . We ordered take out . The delivery guy saw us . Your roommate was there . - Yeah , I told them that . I said that . - Okay , all right . I told them everything . Come on , it 's fine . There 's nothing to worry about . It 's gon na be fine . I ca n't believe it . Come on , you need to eat . I 'll drive . That 's a good idea . ? ? Where are we going ? Someplace nobody knows about . ? ? A black Van just pulled in behind us . Keep your eyes on ' em . Where 's the black Honda ? Took a right on the last street . If someone is tailing us , what are we gon na do ? Whatever we have to do . ? ? You have a storage unit ? The boys do n't know about it , and neither do you . No , you wait here . Just honk if you hear anyone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ? ? ( Man : ) And if anyone 's interested in investing in an alarm system , please check out these handouts here on the table . Not all are created equal , and , uh , the opd has some tips . Oh , hey . Everybody , please welcome new member Deran Cody . Hey . ( Baz : ) Yeah , I do n't know , man . She does n't want it . She actually said I should give it to charity . Oh , that 's a tough one ... Smurf , mother Teresa . God , she 's full of shit . - Deran here ? - Nope . All right , well , then ... Could I get a couple of tequilas on ice ? - Tequila ? - Yeah . Bring us the good stuff , not the crappy stuff . Yeah , the good stuff . - Business good this weekend ? - Till now , since Deran keeps letting you come in and drink for free . [Chuckles] ? ? Kurt vile 's " puppet to the man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ change . You happy ? - Yeah . - Good . ? To survive ? ? ? ? And of course by this ? ? I am alluding I want him to die ? so what 's goin ' on , man ? You all right ? ? Can unglue it ? you did n't call me back last night . I texted you . Dinner went late . You know , listen , you did a great job with that , uh , that girl . Amy . Amy . Yeah , you worked her just right . You got ta keep it going now for a couple more weeks , then you can wind it down . Before you know it , you 'll be free . I do n't wan na be free . I like it . I might even join the church . [Laughs] You 're gon na join the church you robbed ? - Actually , yeah . - Okay . Amy and I are ... She 's my girlfriend . - Ca n't be this stupid . - It just happened . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ job or our family . - Does she know your real name ? - Yeah . - Does she know you did time ? - Yes . Oh , that 's just great , man . That 's great . So when the cops start asking her questions , you know , ' cause she works there , you do n't think they 're gon na connect the dots - and start lookin ' at us for this ? - That 's not gon na happen . Oh , bullshit ! Of course it will . Think about it . [Sighs] You do n't know shit about it . [Glass_thuds] ? ? [indistinct_conversations] Hey , thanks for coming , Deran . Yeah . The stronger our community , the more we all profit . Totally . Questions ? Comments ? [Clears_throat] No , I 'm good . Thanks . All right , man . Well , we 'll see you next month . You just drop off your check in the basket there . I 'm sorry . Check ? Oh . You did n't read the pamphlet . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ including sanitation , you know , which should be of special interest to you because of the vomit and urine problem . - Do n't taxes pay for that ? - [Laughs] Yeah . Well , if we relied on the city alone , a lot would be different . This just allows us to solve problems faster without any of the red tape . Okay , well , it 's not , like , mandatory or anything , right ? No . It 's deductible . And everybody does it because it 's in the common interest . - All right . - Well , thanks , but I 'll clean up the puke , I mean , around my bar , if it gets bad . The fee this month is 273 bucks . That 'll get you a nice case of Tequila . You 're making a mistake . Well , would n't be the first one . Just pay the money . Trust me . Nancy smalls . Bailey smalls pest control . I 'm serious . He 'll make your life hell if you do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my chances . Is there money in that bag ? [Engine_turns_off] How much ? $300,000 . Thank you , baby . Okay , I 'll see you in a little while . Is that it ? Well , this is n't exactly a diner in the middle of nowhere . You keep saying that I 'm ready for more . That 's why you 've been teaching me all this shit , showing me how everything works . Get out of the car . It 's about this guy Javi , is n't it ? The guy at the funeral . Javi thinks that a long time ago , I did a bad thing to him . Very bad . So now I 'll pay him , and he 'll go away . What does he think you did ? Come on . Get out of the car . So you 're gon na go and meet this guy by yourself ? I thought that you said you needed my help . I did , and now I do n't . So get out of the car . [Seat_belt_unbuckles] [Engine_starts] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an advance on the credit cards . She thinks we 're gon na get north of 100k . Holy shit . And the checks ? She 's got a guy to kite ' em , but she 's never worked with him before , I say we eat ' em , not risk it . Well , it 's a 100 in cards , 196 in cash . - That 'll be fine . - Yeah . You got a shredder ? - No . - No ? Spark up the fire pit . - No . - What ? What are you worried about ? We 'll get rid of the ashes when we 're done . It 's not up to code . Oh , Jesus Christ . It 's a real thing , okay ? I ca n't afford to get cited right now . I 'll take care of it . Do n't sit on ' em . Do it asap . I know how to burn shit . [Cellphone_vibrating] - Is it J ? - Yeah , he ai n't showing ' . He still @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ morning with smurf . He looked fine to me . She 's probably giving him shit for doing a job with us . ? ? And the swamp thing returns . What the hell happened to you ? Okay if I grab some food ? Get any of my texts ? I 'm hungry , bro . Can I ... [Scoffs] Yeah , go ahead . Knock yourself out . ? ? Uh , okay , so , uh ... When can we start divvying up this cash ? I got bills to pay . Well , we got ta launder it first . He 's gon na do 20 at pechanga . I 'm gon na do the same at pala . That still leaves a big chunk here . [Pope_clears_throat] No . 5 Grand a week . Who 's gon na notice ? And more if business picks up . ( Deran : ) No , the feds live for this shit . Okay ? They love taking down new businesses . No ? ( Baz : ) Smurf 's been doing it for years . You want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to spend the money we steal , yeah . No ! That 's not why I bought this bar , guys . Then why 'd you buy it ? Why 'd you buy the bar ? Some of us helped you buy the bar , by the way . Okay , you want the cash ? Here , take it . No , I do n't want the cash . Do n't be an idiot . Deran , listen . Deran , listen , to me . - We need to move the money now . - No ! No ! We 're not going through my bar . Okay ? [Sighs] Do n't get hot and do anything stupid with that thing . I wo n't if they wo n't . Ahh . What 's taking your boys so long ? My boys are n't coming . This is our problem , not theirs . It 's just us ? Yep . Just us . We 're meeting Javi by the jetty in one hour . Kind of like the old days , huh ? Remember ? [Chuckles] The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we had to . We did n't have a choice . [Clicks] Javi just got screwed . We owe that kid this money . [Gun_cocks] I 'm sorry , smurf . ? ? Let 's go . I am sorry . You know for years , you paid Manny off to keep his mouth shut . - But me ? - You 're Craig 's father , for God sake . We had a baby together . Does he know that ? ! Huh ? ! No , he does n't know that ' cause you never told him ! You treat me like I 'm an employee ! [Cord_clatters] ? ? I do n't know where you think you 're goin ' . Anywhere but with you . Huh ? So you 're gon na leave Javi standing out there on the beach ? - I 'll take my chances . - Good luck . Not only are you on the run from Javi , now you 're on the run from me . ? ? [birds_calling] [Man_shouts_indistinctly] ? ? J , you wan na keep working with us @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm sorry , man . Where were you ? [Grunts] My leg opened up . Did smurf take you to a hospital ? No , no , the drugstore to get more antiseptic . And that took all morning ? [Siren_whooping] Dude , half the staples fell out . It hurt like a bitch , so I had to ... [line_disconnects] Baz ? [Whispers] Shit . Gearsshift , @engine_turns_off ? ? There you go , man . Get out of the car . On your knees . Hands on your head . Your wife ... She had a bank account with 22 Grand in it . Did you know that ? Probably not , ' cause if you did , you would 've drained it . Nobody 's seen or heard from her in 2 1/2 months , and she did n't spend a dime . What do you think that means ? Excuse me . Am I under arrest ? ' Cause if so , I 'd like to call my lawyer . [Lowered_voice] I will find out what you did to her . Understand me ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? ? ? The black keys and RZA 's " The baddest man alive " playing ... ? ? ? ? [object_clatters] ? I could take the pitchfork from the devil ? ? I 'm the baddest man alive ? [soap_dispenser_rattles] ? I take no mess and I take no jive ? ? ? ? Sometimes I feel like I can fly ? ? I 'm the baddest man alive ? [inhales] ? ? ? I 'm the baddest man alive ? [speaks_indistinctly] Sniffs , @exhales_sharply [Line_rings] You 've reached Janine Cody . Leave a message . [Beep] [Sighs] ? ? Hey . Where 's smurf ? - I do n't know . - No Lena either ? Yeah . She 's at Baz 's . I just ordered a pizza . You still wan na help me with chem later ? Sure . I 'll go get my books . ? ? [receiver_clatters] [Line_rings] Hello ? [Voice_breaks] I need you . So two years experience in long beach , huh ? - Yeah . - You feel comfortable with all aspects ? Table service , bar , buffet @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in a mojito , Eric ? Uh , rum , lime juice , and , uh , sugar ? [Chuckles] And mint and club soda . - Right . - You 'll be fine . - You ever get seasick ? - No . Company policy . Sorry . Bathroom 's down the hall . Unless there 's a problem , job 's yours . Great . [Whispers] Great . [Sighs] [Sighs] Uh ... [Cup_clatters] [Door_creaks_closed] Hey , uh ... I 'm gon na need your piss . What ? No . Hey , man , do n't be a dick . I 'll give you 20 bucks . [Zips_pants] Help , help , help ! Hey , hey , hey , hey . [Thud] - [Gasps] Okay . - Okay , okay , please . - Okay ? - Yeah . Yeah . All right . Now you see that cup ? Yes . Off we go . [Exhales_sharply] [Sniffles] I ... I , uh , I-I ca n't ... With ... with that . Oh . Yeah . [Sighs] [Urinating] Hey , man . Not now . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we go . Not now . - [Grunts] Wait . What ? [Continues_urinating] [Lid_clicks] Good man . And ... Okay . Oh . Hey . You do n't do drugs , do you ? - No . - Good man . [Sighs] [Sliding] [Floorboards_clatter] ? ? [bag_rustles] [Sliding] [Sighs] ? ? [power_washer_whirring] [Horn_blares] [Motor_revs] [Motor_turns_off] What the hell happened to your bike ? It 's a-a long story . [Sighs] [Groans] What 's that ? The $3,300 I owe you . No , man . That 's ... that 's cash for having me crash upstairs . Just take it . I 'm not taking it . - Take it , man . - No ! [Sighs] I lost my mind , man . - I should n't have shown up last night . - You think ? Could 've really screwed us , man . Especially for a job that you shit on and you did n't even wan na do in the first place . Look , I thought you were n't gon na do it , okay ? Without me , you know , once you thought @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Fine . But you ? No . No . Look , I ca n't keep doing this , okay ? I got ta be able to do my own shit . You get that ? You understand that ? Besides , I thought you were gon na change your mind once you realized I was n't bailing . [Clears_throat] Where were you last night , man ? I texted you , like , 10 times . Uh ... Got shitfaced . Wrecked my bike . Woke up in jail . Did smurf bail you out ? No . Called Nicky . What is she ? Like , your new mom ? [Chuckles] No , but she acted like it . Mm-hmm . I got it . You got what ? The job . As a caterer . You 're gon na be a caterer ? Our way in , man . For the yacht heist we were talking about . Oh . Are you shitting me ? Used an alias , one of the ones we bought for the Indian casino thing last year . You 're lookin ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Saturday . Mm-hmm . Well done . Huh ? Mm-hmm . You wan na have a drink ? Kick it a little bit ? Hell , yeah , I do , man . All right . [Deadbolt_unlocking] [Door_unlocks] ? ? [knife_clicks] [Thud] [Slices_cord] [Mouths_words] [Knife_clicks] [Door_opens] [Cords_clatter] ? ? Longer we sit here , dumber we are . She 's treating you like a punk . ? ? ( Javi : ) She 's gon na give us that money . [Van_door_slides_closed] [Engine_starts] All weak acids are insoluble ... True or false ? How will I ever use that ? Do you wan na fail on chem again ? Okay , one day , I 'm gon na be , like , driving or shopping when suddenly , I 'm gon na need to know if vinegar can release hydrogen ? Is that what you 're gon na write on your test ? [Laughs] Okay . False . Good . [Chuckles] See ? [Groans] Oh . God , that must kill . Are you sure you do n't want some of Craig 's oxy ? No , I 'm good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but have a different heat capacity ... It was that church on the news , right ? That 's what you guys robbed ? Oh , my God . I knew it ! I knew it ! Did heat transfer occur or not ? Oh , my God . Did you carry a gun ? Holy shit . Was it a rush ? How much did you get away with ? 50 Grand ? 100 ? More ? I 'm not gon na talk about it . That 's why you broke up with me , right ? To protect me from it all ? So I would n't get sucked in ? But if I wan na get sucked in , J ? What if that 's what I want ? ? ? [loud_crash] - [Whispers] Oh , shit . - What 's going on ? - Turn out that light . - Why ? Turn it out . [Switch_clicks] - Get in the closet . - Why ? Just get in there . Where 's your phone ? It 's in the kitchen . [Closet_door_slides_closed] ? ? [whispers] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Okay , Nicky , stay here . I 'm gon na get my gun . Okay . [Grunting] [Crowbar_clatters] [J_grunting] Hey , grab his wrists and hold him , hold him , hold him . ? ? J ... [Grunts] [Breathing_heavily] Who else is in the house , man ? No one . It 's just me . [Groans] Go check the bedroom . Smurf is n't here ? She went to ... She went to meet you . She did n't show . ? ? Get him up . - Get up . - [Groans] [Water_splashes] Hey , J . Where does smurf keep her money ? I do n't know , man . You 're full of shit ! Coughs , gasps Hey . One more time . Where 's Smurf 's money ? Huh ? Where is it ? J : I told you , I do n't know ! [Javi_speaking_indistinctly] [Continues_indistinctly] ( J : ) She does n't have enough here . - I do n't know ! - Bullshit ! Tell me where it is . ? ? gasps , sputters [Gasping] , coughs - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's money behind the dryer , and ... and ... and shoeboxes in her room . Get his ass out . Check her bedroom . Check the dryer . [Gasps_loudly] [Smacks_stomach] [Groans] Aquaman . You better not be lying to me . You lyin ' to me ? Huh ? [Grunts] Let j go or I 'll shot . Leave ! Get ... [Thump] Get out of the house . I 'm not afraid to do it . It 's gon na be hard with the bolt not pulled back . Stay back . No ! [Spraying] [Men_scream] - Oh , shit ! - Bitch ! ? ? [bodies_thud] [Nicky_shouts] No ! No ! [Screaming] Come here , you little bitch ! No , no ! [Grunting] Aah ! [Grunts] - Come on ! - Please ! Stop ! ? ? - No , please . - Shut up ! Let go of me ! Aah ! [Grunts] No one else here , huh ? No one else here ? [Grunts] Now I know you 're a liar . ? ? ? ? 10 behind the dryer . [J_grunting] You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Huh ? ! I swear , that 's all I know about ! [Muffled_cying] For the last Goddamn time , where 's the real money ? ! I swear to you , I do n't know ! I swear ! How 'd you hurt your leg ? Eh ? - Aah ! - It healing okay ? - [Muffled_crying_continues] - I think she likes you , bro . - [Gasping] - You like her , too ? Get her out of here . [Muffled_screaming] No ! No ! No ! No ! No ! No ! I 'm gon na take a look at this shit . - No ! No ! - Oh ! Oh , shit ! - No ! [Groans] - Take a look . Take a look . You did this . You did this shit . - Oh , no , no , please ! Please ! Please ! Please ! You and your family are full of shit ! You ai n't lying ' to me anymore ! You 're gon na pay me what you owe me ! Smurf 's got a storage @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a storage unit on Fremont ... - What 's the number of the unit ? - I do n't know , but I can take you there . You just got ta leave Nicky alone , please . Huh ? You just got ta leave Nicky alone , please ! Please ! Let 's go . Bring her with us . No ! [Muffled_screaming] No ! No ! ? ? [gasping] [Grunts] Gearsshift , @engine_turns_off [Glove_box_opens] Stay in the car . [Glove_box_closes] [Ignition_alert_dinging] ? ? I said stay in the car ! ? ? ? ? [shard_clinks] [Grunts] J . Pope ! Get out here ! - Coughs , gasps - Baby . [Coughing] Look at me . J . J , are you with me ? [Gasps] W-where were you ? Where are you ? It 's okay , baby . It 's okay , baby . ( Pope : ) Do n't move , do n't move , do n't move . - Talk to me . Come on , it 's okay . - Hey , I got you . All right , all right . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ slowly . Slowly . Come on . We 'll get you up . Just relax . [Strained_voice] Nicky . They took Nicky . - Who took Nicky , J ? - Javi . [Gasping] Javi . Javi ? That kid from way back Javi ? - Javi ? - [Groans] Uh-huh . Aah ! Uhh ! [Thud] [Grunts] [Engine_revs] ( Woman : ) ? I see trees of green ? ? red roses , too ? [cellphone_ringing] ? I see them bloom ? [cellphone_beeps] Hello ? H-hey , it 's me . Nicky ? It 's Nicky . It 's Nicky . Is ... is she okay ? Nicky , do they still have you ? No . Okay , did you call the cops ? No . Good . Do n't . Did they hurt you ? I 'll be okay . - Is she okay ? - She 's okay , j . She 's okay . ? Of blue ? they ... they just ... they just left me on the road somewhere . - I do n't know where I am . - Okay , tell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up . Just in some neighborhood somewhere . Walk around , look for a street sign . Just look up . Any kind of street sign . ? Dark sacred night ? oh . Um ... ? And I think to myself ? trailhead and ... And ash . ? What a wonderful ? [Coughing] What ? Smurf , can you ... Can you hear me ? What is it ? Is she okay ? Hello ? Smurf ? What ? Smurf , are you coming ? It 's where we buried him . Smurf , can you hear me ? Who ? Javi 's father . Are you coming ? ? ? Smurf , can you hear me ? Hello ? [Cellphone_beeps] Hello ? Please come . ? What a wonderful world ? Synchronized by srjanapala

@@5243241 Here you go . And I hope you enjoyed dinner and the show . The show being me pretending I 'm happy as a waitress . Caroline , where is Max ? And I 've already checked the bowels of hell . Yeah , I know where I work . Max is going to be late today ' cause she got stuck on the subway . But you said yesterday she was late because she was stuck on the subway . No , I believe I said yesterday she got stuck under the subway . Oleg , a little help . Oh , Max ? Today she got stuck on a bus . And you said that the day before yesterday . - Earl ? - She got stuck between the moon and New York City . I know it 's crazy , but it 's true . Sorry I 'm late . I could n't find our cat , Nancy . Also , I was stuck on the bus or under the subway . Unless they told you something different , then I was doing that . Oh , come on . That excuse was less satisfying than @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you take me for ? Well , I know where I ca n't take you . On the big rides at Disneyland . Nancy still has n't come home . I 'm freaking out . She 's the only thing I love . [gasps] Whatever . I had a cat once . He was cool . He was black and very sexually active . Oh , wait , the cool cat I 'm talking about was me . Earl , be careful , at your age , you could die having sex . I know . Those ladies do n't know whether I 'm coming or going . ( PeterBjornandJohn ) ? Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh ? [cash_register_bell_dings] ? Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh ? I think Nancy might be gone for good . I just ca n't believe she did n't take me with her . We had a deal . Max , she 'll come back to the apartment , even if she does n't want to . I mean , I always do . I am not surprised you 're not worried . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that cat . " As in , " that cat " peed on my pillow . While I was sleeping on it , Max . Well , blame me . I got her drunk . Hey , everybody ! Look , girls , I got your pussy in my purse . Either that 's a cat , or you two got to keep better track of your belongings . Yay ! That cat 's back . See , Max ? I am excited . [baby_talk] Oh , I missed you so much . Oh , yes , I did . That 's not Nancy . That is a boy . Well , Max , sorry I do n't check out a cat 's junk the second it comes through the door . Yeah , you only look at the face . That 's the difference between you and me . See , look , the name tag says " Cinnamon . " No wonder that little girl kept crying and saying , " Give me Cinnamon , Give me Cinnamon . " I looked her right in the eye and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my purse . " Max , you are completely overreacting . - It 's just a ... - Oh ! Just a what ? Say it ! - It 's just a cat . - [gasps] You ! Hey , I 'm the one who fronted us that dollar to get her name tag . Thanks to me , someone 's gon na pick her up , look at it , and say , " Oh , you must be lost , little ... cat . " Nancy ! Her name 's Nancy ! I know her name ! It got momentarily pushed out of my head to make room for those 1,600 cupcake T-shirts we ca n't unload or pay for . You think I do n't wake up screaming four or five nights a week about those T-shirts ? But I know our cat 's name . You do n't wake up at night ever . No , I sleep like a dead baby , it 's my one gift . [phone_rings] Oh , the phone ! [gasps] Unknown number . This could be it ! I like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hello ? - Yes ? - Who is it , Max ? You have her ? Yay ! Oh , sure , great . - Thank you . - He has her ? He has Nancy ? Please , too little , too late . Max , we 're in $10,000 worth of debt and you spent money on new kitty litter ? Relax , I 'm going to pee in it , too . Well , I guess it beats that Sprite bottle you 've been using in your bedroom . It 's just such a long walk to the bathroom that every time I have to go , it 's like I 'm raising money for MS . Oh , I have good news . I found your lost bra in the litter box . Do n't think I 'm not still wearing it . I mean , why not ? I ate a hot dog that rolled under a car the other day . I left a couple of big clumps in , just to help you out a little . [knock_at_door] Oh , okay , that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ start for you two . And do n't bring up the bra , we do n't know why she wanted it , but I 'm sure she had her reasons . Fine , I 'll be on my best behavior . But you watch and see how she treats me . It 's a two-way street . Hi , I have your cat . And surprisingly , your doorknob . Oh , that gum wore out already ? [gasps] Hi , buddy ! Hi , I 'm Caroline . This is Max . Thank you so much for bringing back ... - Nancy ! - I know ! And please note , she did not even look at me . Hi . I 'm Owen . Well , we are " Owen " you a big thank-you . Kind of low on cash , how would you feel about 1,000 cute cupcake tees ? Yeah , I do n't need 1,000 pink T-shirts . My dad 's already mad at me I do n't care about sports . How do you get this thing open ? We usually just take @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ doubles as my " going out " purse . Pardon me , may I get past ? Oh , manners . In our doorway ? I do n't know what to do . What 's next , a front stoop with no discarded heroin needles ? Yeah , I just came up there . Not today . Here , let me help . I mean , I 'm the dumb one who paid $2,000 for a cat carrier . Hmm . I miss being that stupid . You know , my cat ca n't get this open either . It must be the lack of thumbs . Rich , funny , and in a suit at 9:00 A.M . ? I really do n't know what to do . You know , my cat , Dickens , loves your cat . Oh , Dickens , after the author ? Dickens , after the author , Max . Yeah , I know who that is . The guy who wrote Muppets Christmas Carol . There . I knew I 'd get it . ' Cause I have thumbs . [baby_talk] Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ So I take it by the cat , you 're single ? Big time . So , do you and Dickens live alone ? Oh no , she 's trying to flirt . I travel a lot for work . I 'm a venture capitalist . So you know how it is . Oh , I do . I absolutely do . - I ... - Here it comes . - Went to Wharton . - Boom . Well , if she gets lost again , you know where to find her . She 's been hanging around outside our window every day for the last couple of months . So I let her in . I hope that 's okay . Is that okay ? It 's awesome . I hope your girlfriend did n't mind . We just broke up . So I 'm single . And I better get going . I 've got a 10:00 meeting . Max , give the man his case . He has a 10:00 meeting . She does n't want to get out of cushy this thing . I totally get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ massage chair at Brookstone by mall security . Well , here 's my card , just give me a call when you want me to pick up the case . You have a card ? A card , a meeting , a suit , a joke ? Are you the next bachelor ? Well , thank you , Owen Charles Boyd , for bringing back our beloved ... - Her name 's Nancy ! - I know her name . Why do I have to say it so fast ? She 's joking , she 's just not as funny as you . Well , it was nice to meet you . Bye , Nancy . Okay . Yes , I was flirting . But I was doing it for our business . You should really be doing it for your business . ' Cause your business is going out of business . He has a card . And it 's not for medical marijuana . He 's a venture capitalist . That 's the kind of fat cat that can help us get back on our feet . Speaking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need to give Jenny a call . Hey , girls . Oh , you found Nancy . I knew she 'd come back pregnant . Wait , Sophie , how can you tell she 's pregnant and just not fighting the same battle Jonah Hill is fighting ? Well , her fur is thicker , she 's got a little sparkle in her eye , and there 's a little kitten head about to pop out of her patoot . [Nancy_meowing] Come on . Push , Nancy . Come on , we all know what you did . Now is not the time to be shy . You do know what you 're doing , right , Sophie ? This is n't like the time you told us you could do your own bikini wax with a candle ? ' Cause I still have the vanilla-scented scars from that . Do n't worry . In my village , all the Kuchenskis women acted as animal midwives . It was the best way to meet guys . Strap in , girls . - [Nancy_meowing] - Ah ! She 's crowning ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ smarter than this . But it turns out she 's just like the rest of the women in my family . Screwed by some stranger she met in the dumpster . Okay , here we go . [Nancy_meowing] Oh , there goes my ring . I ... sorry , Nancy . ( Sophie ) Oh , here we go ! Come on , girls , I need some hot water and fresh towels . We do , too . For , like , four years . Uh ... how about some of these T-shirts ? Oh , sure why not use those ? They used to be our bright future . Now just a ShamWow for illegitimate cats . [Nancy_meowing] Oh , my God , that must be the sound of a surrendering cat uterus . Well , it 's the first time a uterus has surrendered in that bed in a while . [kittens_meowing] I do n't know why I 'm not throwing up . Oh , wait . I 'm starting to . [kittens_continue_meowing] Well , I 'm off Korean dumplings for life . This one ... this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Queen Latifah of kittens . Sophie , I got your text that you were in bed with Nancy . Who is this Nancy , and when did we go back to doing three-ways ? Nancy 's a cat . Mm , that 's a no . I 've got to draw the line somewhere . Well , I heard the news . Looks like you two are grandmothers before you 're 30 . Ca n't say I 'm surprised . Okay , before you even ask , I do n't pay for cat maternity leave . This is n't Google . This is n't even Ask Jeeves , Han . Well , I can help you get the kittens good homes . The people in my building are very nice . Except if you do n't recycle one bottle of sparkling cider , then nobody talks to you in the elevator . Han , we 're not giving the kittens away . Nancy landed herself a rich cat , we 're gon na be living off a hefty kitty support . Only you two would be desperate enough to try @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you back yet ? Um , we 're trading . " We 're trading " ? " We 're trading " is lonely white girl talk for " he has n't called me back . " I ca n't believe this . He 's a deadbeat dad . Max , he 's just busy . And I think you might be projecting a little because of your dad . Not that I 'm a therapist . I mean , I ca n't even afford a couch . I 'm not projecting . I just know a deadbeat dad when I do n't see one ! Where 's his card ? I do n't remember where I ... [gasps] Max , let go ! I 've got this . That guy can really help us with our business . Please , let me handle this . Look , Ryan Gosling . [gasps] - I got this . - I got this . - I got this . - I got this . Keep going , girls , I 'm almost there . I got this , Max . And when he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to him . You 're way too emotional . You just went to third base with my apron . Sitting on this stoop is nice . How come we never sit out here ? [gunshots_ringing] [woman_shrieking] There it is . Oh , please , it 's just Rico . Rico looks good . I think he got another tattoo . Look , when Owen gets here , should we still be alive , please let me do the talking . Kittens aside , Owen can help us . A venture capitalist buys companies and turns them around . Yeah , I 've seen Pretty Woman . That 's how I realized I was n't charging enough . Go , Max , here he comes . All right , but I 'll be watching inside from the window . It 's probably better , because I do n't trust Nancy alone with those kittens . She 's got some serious postpartum . When I left the room , she was lighting a Menthol 100 with a shaky paw . Hi . Crazy we live walking distance from each other . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the fire hydrant on the corner . The one with the bloody shoe hanging from it ? That 's the one . [woman_screaming] You know what ? I 'm just gon na take the cat carrier . Before you go ... we have this small cupcake company that 's just begging to be an empire , and I wanted to pick your brain about some business stuff . Okay , so your Dickens got our cat pregnant , and she just had five kittens . And at her age , it 's a miracle we did n't have to pay for in vitro . How do you know they are Dickens 's ? I 'm not saying that Nancy 's easy , it 's just , I 've seen her go in and out of a lot of windows . **32;7568;TOOLONG Did he just drop a gun ? It 's fine . He has more . Okay , call my assistant , you can pick my brain . I just do n't want it to be off the sidewalk . Really , I got to go . I ca n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Uber , an assistant , and suede loafers ? Are you for real ? I hope I 'm not intruding . No , come in . I was just brushing my new loafers . I bought them as a break-up gift for myself . But unlike my ex-girlfriend , these have a sole . I did n't wan na mention the cat situation to your assistant . Next thing you know , it 's all over the lunch room : Owen Charles Boyd 's cat is a raw-dogger . Said it was an accident . Did n't feel like one . One shoe yes , but both ? Highly unlikely . Owen , sometimes in life , it 's not just an innocent cat that gets screwed . A girl can get screwed as well . Oh , hey , hi . What 's happening ? As in , screwed by one bad business decision . My partner , Max , and I recently invested all our savings in ... well , here , take a look . - [gasps] - Oh , my coffee ! - Oh . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Here , let me . No , you dab . You do n't wipe suede . You dab . Dab . Dab . I 'm sorry . I used to know that . That 's Rich 101 . Let me just go find some water and I 'll dab , not wipe , this out . We 're not done yet . I 'm going back in . It 's going really well though . Where 's water ? Do you know how to unsend an email ? If I did , my rich ex-boyfriend would 've never found out what I thought of his lisp and I 'd be living in the " thouth of Franth " right now . [elevator_bell_dings] Where is he ? He needs to see these adorable bastards . Max , how did you find me here ? I told you I was going on a " think walk . " I followed you . I never noticed how much you check yourself out in store windows . You have a problem . Do either of you know a way to turn the phrase , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ If I did , I 'd still be on The Apprentice . Owen 's going to see that email and I 'm going to get fired . I have to start paying attention to details . I 'm just gon na go back in . What ? I do n't care . Not without me you 're not . Max , please , let me handle this . I 'm begging you . We 're getting close , look , I 'm holding his shoe . If he does n't step up here , these kittens will feel neglected , and it is only a matter of time till they are waitressing or worse . Max , you 're wrong . There 's nothing worse than waitressing . Max , stop ! You 'll ruin everything . I can fix this and us . We are beyond help . It 's all about these kittens . - Now move , I got this . - No , I got this . - I got this . - I got this . - I ... - [gasps] Oh , my God @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right . I came to your office with a basket of cats . Max , I 'm so sorry . Yeah , well , he 's the one who should be sorry . I want you to look these kittens in the whiskers and tell them that Dickens is not their father . What makes you think they 're mine . Why ? Because they look just like Dickens when he was a tiny baby kitten . Oh , and this one 's even cuter . And that one . I 'll take them all . But not that one . Seems a little off . Not quite as alert as the others . Oh , she 's not good enough for you ? - Max . Projecting . - I 'm not projecting . He said she 's not good enough for him . What ? Just because she was unplanned and not good at math ? Developed boobs way too early ? Okay , fine . I 'm projecting . What is going on ? Caroline , are we gon na hook up or what ? This is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What would make you think I want to hook up ? Oh , because I business flirted ? That 's Wharton 101 . It was more than business flirting . You begged to come to my office , show up wearing a see-through shirt . That was not by choice . It is cheaply made . I came here to talk to you about our business , and possibly get you to invest in a small , but spirited ... Invest ? This is the financial capital of the world . [baby_talk] Yes , it is . Why would I invest in a desperate little cupcake shop ? ( both ) You ! That 's it ! No cats for you . ( Caroline ) You know what ? You are a self-absorbed , ridiculous pig . Says you . And your assistant . Check your email . I was able to unsend it . Yay ! Yeah , might want to re-ignite that LinkedIn profile . You 're gon na be home a lot more , you want a cat ? - [gasps] [kittens_meowing] Thanks for taking the kittens @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of small creatures , being one yourself . Have no fear , my building is loaded with lesbians . They take home rescue cats faster than they take home other lesbians . Okay , let 's discuss my terms . Unlike all my non-animal children , I want to know they 're taken care of . What part of lesbian do n't you understand ? They 'll be swaddled in a flannel shirt by nightfall . Okay , now this one , I call Junkie . ' Cause he 's got a serious Catnip problem . Oh , so you raised a drug addict within a week . Sounds about right . These two should try and stay together . We call them Game of Thrones One and Game of Thrones Two . ' Cause they 're siblings and lovers . This one 's the boy . Watch him and learn what humping looks like . This one 's pretty bland . She lays around , does n't meow much , and when she does , she 's kind of phoning it in . We call her Amy Adams . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's the smallest , but she 's got potential . I mean , look at those nipples . And now the nipples are all I see . Have a nice life . I 'll find you on Instagram . Check out Grumpy Cat . Do what he does . Well , bye , kitties . And remember , stripping is n't dancing . And now all I can see is them wearing pasties . You know what , Max ? We do n't need that rich guy to fix our business . We can do it ourselves . Who am I kidding ? Our business is in worse shape than two retired guys in a golf cart . Well , you know what we 'd better fix ? Nancy . ' Cause he was right , she 's a slut . Someone just found

@@5243341 Help ! He 's coming , my prince ! He 's coming ! We need your help ! Please , sir . Our kingdom is in great danger . We need the Savior . I 'm sorry . He 's not seeing anyone today . What 's wrong with him ? Jafar . Please ! No ! Pathetic . The great Savior ... hiding . This is a sad day , indeed . Please ... do n't hurt him . I heard , but I had to come see for myself . Look at the great Aladdin now . And to think you could have escaped this fate . You 're gon na kill me ... just get it over with . No , not a chance . I want to savor this . Do you remember when we first met ? You were nothing but a common thief . But you had honor . Despite what you did to me . The irony 's delicious . It took becoming a hero for you to completely come apart . But that 's what always happens to Saviors , is n't it ? It 's the fate of Saviors . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what ? They pick the fruit , they cut the branches , and all that 's left is this ... shaky stump . That 's why you never , ever hear these words about a Savior . " They lived happily ever after . " Do take care , Aladdin . Oh , wait . What about Henry ? He 's with Regina . Good . Wait ! What about my parents ? They have no interest in walking in on this . Believe me . And my leather jacket ? - No , it 's fine . - Really ? Yeah , I like the red leather jacket . What the hell ? What in the hell is that ? It 's a dirigible ... from The Land of Untold Stories . What 's it doing in our town ? I believe you mean my town . This is not your town . Oh , tell that to the Dark One . He gave it to me . Now , if you 'll excuse me , I must prepare for my friends ' arrival . Regina ? Emma . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ how strong I am . Evil did not make you strong . Let 's do this . Hey ! Muttonchops ! A word of advice ... do be careful . Nothing more dangerous than an untold story ... and the people who do n't want them told . Hello ? Nobody in here . Where the hell is everyone ? Somewhere out in the forest . It 's hard to tell exactly how many people there are , but look . From the spacing of their steps , they were running . Now they 're out there , scattered . What does Hyde want with them ? It 's hard to tell . Depending on who he brought with him , these stories playing out could create chaos . Well , that 's helpful . But all may not be lost . You recall the orderly 's baton we used to subdue Hyde in our realm ? Well , that same technology made the dirigible . With the wreckage , I may be able to scavenge what I need to make a weapon that could work on him . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bring him down . Well let 's get salvaging . Hey , Emma , you okay ? Luv ? What happened ? Nothing . Come on . Let 's keep going . All right , Mr . Hyde . You have the keys to Storybrooke . Now tell me what I want to know . How can I wake Belle ? There is a place called The Temple of Morpheus . In it , you will find sands that will allow you to walk in Belle 's dreams . Then you 'll be able to wake her . Who are you ? I 'm Morpheus . Welcome to Belle 's dreamworld . Would you like to wake her up ? Shh . Zelena ? Regina ! Welcome to the madhouse . What is going on ? I 'm just unpacking . What 's happening out there ? Rumple handed the town over to Hyde . Say , sounds like it 's time for a showdown , does n't it , sweetness ? Hmm ? Now have a nice nap while Mummy helps barbecue mean old Mr . Hyde . Uh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to whatever I throw at him , so we have to play defense . Well , you kept me in worse prisons . I 've said I was sorry about that . I 'm joking . Seriously , you opened up your home to us , so for as long as we 're here , I 'm ... I 'm so grateful . It 'll be good for us . Oh ! I 've got something for you . Roland gave me something of Robin 's that he wanted to give to you . Really ? Yeah , it was , um , it 's a feather from one of his arrows . So sweet . You know what ? I , um ... I remember now . I put it away somewhere extra specially safe . Do n't even worry about it . A-A little chaos is normal . I 'm just going to put a protection spell around the house and over the vault and ... and you can ... find the feather ? I 'll find it . So ... you 're not angry ? Mnh . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Hyde 's not getting into my vault . Well , we may not have to worry about him anymore . Jekyll finished his weapon . Oh . Handy one . Eager to defeat his better half , is he ? Yeah , he is . How are you dealing with that ... the whole " destroying your evil half " thing ? I 'm fine . Better than fine . It 's ... Did I mention I 'm fine ? Well , something 's bothering you . All right , yes . Something is gnawing at me . Something with red hair and a fondness for pointy hats . Your sister ? Look , this may sound petty , but Roland gave her something of Robin 's to give to me , and she already lost it . A feather from his arrow . Uhh ... I know you . This is n't about a feather . I do n't know what it 's about . Well , whatever it is , just talk to her about it . Put it out in the open , deal with your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get Hyde the hell out of town . - Oh , do n't avoid this . - I 'm not . But you of all people should know ... heroism comes first . Emma ? Ready ? Yeah . Mr . Hyde ! Why do n't come out and take what you really want ? Or shall I deprive you the pleasure you seek and kill him myself ? Regina . Here 's what 's going to happen ... Leave town , and Jekyll is all yours . The problem is , my work is here ... in Storybrooke , and it 's only just beginning . So how about I alter the deal ? I take Jekyll and keep Storybrooke , and you avoid embarrassing yourself , because while everyone was afraid of the Queen , you ... not quite as much . No deal . Emma ! Emma ! Emma ! Emma ! Specially made . You wo n't be breaking out of those . Are you okay ? Is something wrong ? Why did you hesitate ? Nothing 's wrong . I 'm fine . Are you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ prisoner now . Ignore him , Emma . Yes , ignore me ... just like your tremors . Wait . Wait . Wha ... what do you know ? More than you . If you wish to learn what 's been happening to you , you know where to find me . Archie . Hey . Pongo ! Hey ! What are you guys doing here ? Well , I heard you were out looking for new arrivals , and I thought maybe , uh ... maybe you want some coffee . My parents sent you . Yeah . Uh , they ... they 're a little worried about you , Emma . T-They thought it might be easier for you to talk to ... A cricket ? Eh ... sorry . I did n't mean that like I was , like , anti ... cricket . I just ... I 'm not really in the mood for therapy right now . And I 've found , usually , that 's when people need it the most . You 've been fighting bad guys for years without a break . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ had nothing but walls around you to protect you . But since then , with Henry and your family and Hook , those walls are down . - Is n't that a good thing ? - Of course it is . But it also let in all the collateral damage of all that fighting . Great . Then how do I fix that ? With time ... and ... and some hard work . Ca n't you , like , give me a pill or something ? When it comes to fixing our biggest problems ... Emma , there are no shortcuts . So , you 've taken me up on my offer . Smart girl . Keep calling me " Girl " and see how that works out for you . Why do n't you take these off of me and see how that works out for you ? You said you knew what was wrong with me . Prove it . Emma . You were a prisoner once . You know how this works . What makes you think I was in prison ? I was a warden @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ look that does n't quite fade . So you must know that prisoners respond to carrots and sticks , and you brought neither . Next time , try a bottle of Syrah and two glasses . You have no idea how to help me . I know about the battle ... the one in your mind 's eye . What ? I 'm sorry ... I thought you were just leaving . You 're right . I was in prison . The worst part about it was the loneliness . It sucked . Especially for a guy like you , who likes to talk so much . So , you can either tell me what you know ... or I 'll walk out of here , and I will not come back with wine . I just wo n't come back . Nobody will . You can just sit here in silence , and you can ... rot . So you did come with a stick after all . That 's very impressive , Savior . Except for one small thing . You are afraid of me , are n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can help fix your problem . If you want to find them , just follow the red bird . The red bird ? The question is , are you truly ready to face your own story , Savior ? Ah . Here we are . My castle . Why would Belle want to dream about this place ? Usually , our dreams pick us , not the other way around . Rumplestiltskin . I-I did n't think you 'd be back from your journey so soon . Uh , do n't be angry , but I do n't have the tea prepared . I-I can have some ready in no time . Let her go . She 's lost in the dream . In her mind , she 's still a servant , and you 're still a beast . It 's fascinating , is n't it ... to learn how people really see you ? It does n't matter . I 'll find a way to wake her . I 'm afraid time is a luxury you do not have . The sands that allow passage to Belle 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wake Belle within one hour , she will return to the red room of the sleeping curse ... a most horrid , fiery fate . And this time , she will remain there forever . So I would hurry up , if I were you ... if you love her . Of course I love her ! That 's how I 'm gon na get her out of here . I 'll make her fall in love with me again . Look , I know my castle was n't exactly cheery , but it was never like this . To Belle , it was . This castle terrified her . So in her dream , it 's become a terrifying place . It 's also the place where we fell in love . If I can just re-create that moment ... It would just be some cruel trick . Are you willing to lie to her ? It may be a trick , but my love for Belle is true . My love for her and my child will never be a lie . Rumplestiltskin , I-I 'm so sorry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's all right . See ? It 's not even chipped . Thank you . I think you 've done enough for one day . Why do n't you take a break ? Rumplestiltskin , what 's going on ? This , uh ... this is n't like you . I have a ball to attend to later , and I 'm a bit rusty . Will you help me practice ? I ... was n't aware that I had any choices here . You do . You 're doing wonderfully well . There 's just ... one more thing we need . What ... what has come over you ? Maybe I 'm tired of being a beast . One more dance ? I heard we got Hyde . I thought it would take weeks and weeks of battles and twists and turns , and ... here you go doing it Day 1 . Kudos to you , sis . Yeah . We got him . What 's wrong ? This is the first time I 've been back here ... since Robin died . I need a moment @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I lost someone here , too . Zelena ... I 'm sorry , but please go . Should n't we be helping each other ? No . Why not ? Because ... I blame you . Every time I look at you , I-I blame you for what happened . Me ? ! What about Emma ? ! She dragged you to Hell ! Oh , I chose to go . But you ... I trusted you . And because of that , Robin 's soul was obliterated ! Want to talk about trust ? Okay . Let 's talk about trust . You made the biggest decision in your life , ripping out the evil part of you , and you just went to Snow White before coming to your own flesh and blood . Why do you even care ? ! You ripped out the part of yourself that was most like me ! I do n't know what you want me to say . The baby and I will be out by tonight . Okay , keep looking . That was Emma and Hook . No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Side . It 's getting dark . It 's not going to get any easier . Wait , wait , wait . Hmm . Amateurs . They were in a hurry . They 're hiding because they 're scared . They do n't know they can trust us . Hello ? ! My name is Snow White . You can trust me . Hyde is locked up . He ca n't hurt you . The people in our town want to help . Snow . Look . There 's a place called Granny 's that 'll give you food , people who can arrange for shelter . Let 's go . We 'll be there whenever you 're ready . My parents ... They found some of Hyde 's people , sent them to Granny 's for food and shelter . Wonderful . I could use some food and shelter right about now . You go ahead . I 'm I 'm gon na stay . Stay ? It 's pitch-black and it 's freezing . Are you really that desperate to avoid talking to me ? I 'm not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need to be alone . Emma ... look at your hand . - What the hell is going on with you ? - Nothing . You can lie to everyone else , but you ca n't lie to me . It 's fine . I already asked you once to go . Right . Fine . No need to ask again . I see you met my pet , Emma . Who are you ? How do you know my name ? I know many things ... like why you 're here . The visions . Why the hell are they in my head ? Because these visions , Emma , they tell a story . The story of your future . Mom ? Why are you doing the locator spell ? Roland had a gift . Zelena lost it . Robin 's feather . You know better than anyone why it did n't work . It 's looking for him . And he 's gone . " Obliterated . " That 's how Hades put it . " His soul destroyed . " That 's what Hades said ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can to hurt people . But what I choose to believe in is faith ... hope that when a hero 's story is over , there 's a special place for them . This place is looking nicer . What a shame . Y-You 've lived here alone for so long . I have n't always been alone . There was a son . A son ? What happened ? He left . He saw the darkness in my soul . I had a chance to change for him , but ... I was too frightened to stop it . If , uh ... If you could change now ... would you ? For you ... I would be the best man I can be . Wha ... We 've ... done this before . Yes ! No . - Y-Years of promises . - Wait , wait ... I-I-I ca n't do this again . T-This time is different . None of this is real . This all happened a long time ago . We fell in love . We got married . And now , Belle , you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so you put yourself to sleep to keep it safe . Now that danger is gone , and I need you to wake up . This ... is the truth . But so is what I saw . All those broken promises ... Rumple ... I do love you , and I believe that you love me , but us being together ... it only causes heartbreak . But the b ... the baby . Our child will be better off waiting with me than being in debt to you . I was really hoping that you 'd say that . Wait . T-There 's still sand left . Wait ! I 'm so sorry that I put you through all of this . I just had to be sure that you would n't fall for his lies again . Now I can wake you up . " Wake me " ? But ... but how ? With true love 's kiss , of course . But I do n't love you . I-I do n't even know you . Oh , you 've known me . You 've known @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... what 's going on ? Oh , I think you know ... Mother . You 're our son . I will be . When you sprinkled that sand onto Belle , you sprinkled it onto me , too . This is n't just Belle 's dreamworld . It 's mine . And I 'm here to warn you ... Do not let him destroy us , like he did his last family . Do n't listen to him , Belle . He ca n't be our son . It 's not possible . Oh , but it is . And I 'll prove it . Belle . Our son ... h-he was testing me ... playing the part of Morpheus to see if I 'd do right by him . And like my other son ... I 've lost him , too . Even before he 's born . If you ever let true love wake you up , then maybe you would n't keep losing . We can discuss this at home . Oh , I 'll go back ... but , uh , I 'm not making @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ warning , and I 'm going to listen to it . You keep saying I 'm seeing the future , but it feels like a memory . How do you know any of this ? I was once called an Oracle . You 'd be wise to trust me . What you saw was a tiny piece of future time . Yeah ... tiny . I need to see more . Knowing the future is a heavy burden . The future 's always in motion , always changing , but also inevitable . The visions are coming whether I want them to or not . Let 's get this done . Look . I 'm not gon na let you hurt them . What you saw was a small piece of the end of your story , Savior . There has to be another way . You can change the path to the destination , but the destination is the same . On the day you saw , in the battle you saw ... you will die . I see you found my friend . Was she helpful ? You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , so cut the crap . What 's coming , and how do I stop it ? Why would I want it to ? Whatever 's coming , whether you help me or not , I will defeat it . That 's funny . That 's what the Saviors always say . - What are you talking about ? - That 's right , Emma . You 're not the first Savior I 've encountered . Wherever there 's a Savior , there 's a villain who brings them down . That 's how the Savior 's story always goes . So , who is it ? I do n't know who your villain is . Maybe they 're already here . Or maybe they came with me . I expect you 'll want to help them , as Saviors do , but you have to ask yourself ... is helping them exactly what causes your story to end ? Thought you needed to be alone . Changed my mind . Can I have one of those ? - Thanks . - You 're in a better mood . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I went back to Archie and figured everything out . And your hand ? It 's was just stress . You sure that 's what it was ... stress ? Promise . I 'm so sorry , Regina . I know it 'll work out , though . Emma and I had lots of ups and downs before we learned to really be honest with each other . Actually , I do n't think honesty 's our problem . Well , so what do you think it is ? Robin . I was an awful stepmother . Regina , come on . That was the past . I know I was . How did you maintain hope during those terrible times ? Well , when my mother died ... then my father ... I mean , I had nothing . And then I realized , while y ... well , the Evil Queen was trying to kill me ... that the only way I could stay alive was to never give up . You taught me how to have faith . You were the one who taught me that hope @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Robin is at peace . You know , I 've been sitting here thinking about these new people and how pathetic they were for hiding in some horrible land so their stories did n't have to play out . And then I realized ... that 's exactly what I used to do . I do n't remember you hiding from anything . Oh , I did . My life just stopped . The only story I heard was the one I kept telling myself ... that I was ... the Evil Queen . Until finally , I forgot the most important thing . My life was never just one story . It was many stories . To some , a villain . I hurt people ... in ways I can never make up for . To others , I 'm ... a hero . They 've seen my strength , my ability to do the hard things , even when I thought I could n't . I want to start a new story . One where the Evil Queen does n't get a part . And I choose to believe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my last . There you are . Regina ? Is n't life deliciously ironic ? All you ever wanted was a sister . And when you finally get that wish ... it 's the wrong one . You ... You 're alive . You ca n't get rid of me that easily . What do you want ? Oh , let 's have a drink , sis . It 's time for some sisterly bonding .

@@5244041 ? There 's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ? and school comes along just to end it ? So the annual problem for our generation ? is finding a good way to spend it ? Like maybe ? Building a rocket , or fighting a mummy ? or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ? Discovering something that does n't exist Hey ! ? Or giving a monkey a shower ? Surfing tidal waves ? Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein 's brain It 's over here ! ? Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ? Or driving our sister insane Phineas ! ? As you can see , there 's a whole lot of stuff to do ? before school starts this fall ? So stick with us , ' cause Phineas and Ferb are gon na do it all ! Mom , Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence ! PHINEAS : Well , Ferb , we can cross that one off our bucket list . ( IMITATINGISABELLA ) Hey , guys ! What you doing ? Uh , I think the bigger question is , what are you doing , Buford ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ grandparents in New Mexico . The dress was all his idea , though . Hey , I got the legs for it . Ah , New Mexico . My great-grandfather once saw something mysterious in New Mexico . There he was , happily plying his trade , cowpunching . ( GRUNTS ) ( COWMOOING ) BUFORD : It was a dangerous profession . Darn tootin ' ! Then one day , he saw it . What in the Sam Hill ? It was the elusive chompy-cobra ! The what ? Based on his extensive history of malapropisms , I would say that he is talking about the Chupacabra , the Latin American goat-sucker that is said to haunt the deserts of Mexico and Southwestern America . That 's just a myth , like the Lake Nose Monster and Klimpaloon , the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas . Um , have you not proven those things to be true ? So we have ! Ferb , I know what we 're gon na do today ! We 're gon na search for an elusive creature that tends @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( @microphone_feedback ) CARL : Uh , is this thing on ? I wan na thank you all for taking some time out of your busy schedules to attend our compulsory OWCA animal sensitivity seminar . However , if you currently are an animal , you may be excused to your missions . But ... What ? They get to go ? What is this ? Pick on the Higher Species Day ? What ? Humans are a higher species ! Everybody knows that ! And that 's why you 're here today , sir . Gentlemen and gentlemen , we present to you , the Chupathopter ! BALJEET AND BUFORD : Wow ! Right on ! Et cetera . All right , everyone . Take your seats and buckle up . We 're off to New Mexico to find the elusive Chupacabra . But what are we going to use as bait ? Oh , I got that handled ! Check it out . It 's reversible . Ta-da ! A goat costume ! All right , then . Let 's start tracking us a Chupacabra . MALE COMPUTER @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , let 's light this candle ! ( ENGINESPOWERINGUP ) Look ! Everything in my wardrobe is jinxed ! I was wearing this one when the boys made the giant gelatin monster . I was wearing this one when the boys split me into , like , 50 me 's . This one is from the whole Meap thing . And this one ... Well , I just spilled grape juice on it ... COMPUTER : Begin analysis . Rooting . Ooh ! Je Bust Number 12 ! COMPUTER : Sniffing . I guess I can wear this tonight . COMPUTER : Long neck . Non-desert-dwelling . ( BUZZING ) Not Chupacabra . Wait . Somebody 's judging me . Phineas and Ferb , you are so busted ! For something ! CHORUS : ? Perry ! DOOFENSHMIRTZ : Well , hello , Perry the Platypus ! You like the new biplane ? Pretty sweet , huh ? I got it off the Internet . Do n't worry about your hat . The heat is really good for the felt . ( SING-SONG ) Look what I invented ! I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's not selling as well as I thought it would . I do n't know why . It 's even got a catchy name . ( READING ) CHORUS : ? Get Back Hair It should be flying off the shelves . I just do n't get it . Anyway , that is about to change . Behold , the Switch-Place-inator ! ( STAMMERING ) Why do you look so unimpressed ? I simply fly over town in my biplane and I look for someone with a receding hairline standing next to someone with a full head of hair . I fire , and presto ! The hairdos switch places ! The person who was formerly hairline-challenged is thrilled , and the other guy is ... Well , he 's gon na spend a lot of money to get his hair back . Thus , " Get Back Hair . " CHORUS : ? Get Back Hair Here , I 'll show you how it works . Okay , Perry the Platypus , how 'd you like to trade places with a hungry man-eating shark ? Oh , yeah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've got some other tricks up my sleeve . Like switching places with a ... ( @muffled_screaming ) DOOFENSHMIRTZ : Oh , man ! I did not see that coming ! ( GROWLING ) ( GRUNTING ) Okay , Senor Pantalones Inteligente ! That 's " Mr . Smarty-Pants " ( MUTTERING ) in Spanish . " Tanks " for playing , Perry the Platypus ! See you around . ( LAUGHING ) PHINEAS : Okay , guys , welcome to New Mexico . Ferb , let 's lower the Chupacabra bait . ( BLEATING ) Hey ! Hey , watch the cactuses ! Ow ! Ow ! Hey ! Who 's driving up there ? Baljeet . ( CHUCKLING ) Sorry . Now to go make my millions with my trusty Switch-Place-inator ! Where is it ? ( SQUAWKING ) Perry the Platypus , you did n't by any chance ... ( GROWLS ) Hand it over ! That belongs to me ! Give it ! Give it ! Give it , give it , give ... Whoa ! ( SCREAMING ) ( EXCLAIMING ) ( DOOFENSHMIRTZLAUGHING ) Now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ) Oh , come on , come on , come on . Yes ! Yes ! Attaboy ! Whoo-hoo ! ( BICYCLEBELLRINGING ) Okay , make a wish ! ( BLOWING ) What did you wish for ? ( PUNCHING ) ( DOOFENSHMIRTZGRUNTING ) That 's what you wished for ? Oof ! I 'm gon na wait right here until the bustees return . Oh , and they will return . So , since you 're in busting mode , I take it my services are not required . Yep , I 'm superfluous . ( BUFORDBLEATING ) MALE SINGER : ? We 're searching for a beast of yore ? With a long neck and a tail ? Everywhere we look , we lose On this long and dusty trail ? We 're westward ho ' Cause the ranchers know ? Something is n't right ? Their goats are being snatched away In the darkness of the night ( WHISPERING ) ? Chupacabra ho ALL : ? Chupacabra , Chupacabra PHINEAS : ? What just jumped the wire ? ? Chupacabra , Chupacabra ? I 'm starting to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a crier , but is n't that ... ? The goat vampire ! MAN : ? Posses and gangs have tried to hunt and flush it from its lair ? But not till now have a gang of kids pursued it from the air ? Cowboys tried to trap and trick it With just about everything ? But no one 's ever tried to lure it With a bully on a string ? Bully on a string ( WHISPERING ) ? Chupacabra ho Hey , guys , I think we got something ! Gotcha , Buford . Let 's see if we 're getting any ... ( BEEPING ) Sweet ! ( BUFORDBLEATING ) ( SCREECHING ) Almost there . Bingo ! All right ! Let 's go check it out ! So that 's what a Chupacabra looks like . Yes . Surprising , is it not ? I think he 's kind of cute . Now we just have to get him back home ! ( CHUPACABRASCREECHING ) Wow ! The Chupacabra does n't sound too happy . Aha ! A real-live Chupacabra , eh ? Wait till @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I totally sound like that when my blood sugar 's low . Does your mom have any goat-based food products ? I do n't know . Ca n't hurt to check the fridge . Now 's my chance ! Whoo ! Evidence at last ! Wait a minute . Let 's just make sure it 's really in here . Here , Chupa ... ( SCREAMING ) This is the best day ever ! Wait a minute . I better move this to the front lawn where Mom can see it right when she gets home ! ( GRUNTING ) Hello ? Mom ? Hi , Candace . What is it ? Mom , listen ! The boys have caught a Chupacabra . You have to get home quick and bust them ! Take it easy , honey . I 'm just a few blocks away . Awesome ! Thanks ! Whew ! Now all I do is wait while I sit on top of the crate for safekeeping . ( CHUPACABRASCREECHING ) Hold that thought . Mom will be back soon . Ha ! How convenient that your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know , right ? Those gourmet cooking classes are sure coming in handy . ( HONKING ) ( **27;8187;TOOLONG ) Hey , wait for me , guys ! Whoa ! The Chupacabra 's gone ! This must be how Candace feels when this happens . You know , I 've had it with you , Perry the Platypus . You never , never let me have the last ... ( SCREAMING ) Curse you , Perry the Platypus ! Agent P , we 've just heard that our New Mexico operative , Agent C.H . , has had his cover compromised ! We have the coordinates of his location , and you are the closest agent . Get to it ! CARL : Keep writing , sir . ( CANDACESTILLGIGGLING ) Mom , you wo n't believe this . why would you ever give me reason not to believe you ? What if I told you that Phineas and Ferb captured an actual Chupacabra ? Well , that would test my suspension of disbelief . Well , disbelief no more ! ' Cause I got it right here . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ye of excessive sarcasm , I present to you the elusive Chupacabra . ( INMOCKDISBELIEF ) I do n't believe it . Hey ! How did I get into that crate ? Well , I 'm at least glad to see you kids are going to finish up my leftover biryani . Yes , ma'am ! But ... But ... But ... I do n't get it . He usually shows up by now . Oh , there you are , Perry . but for a while there , we had a real-live Chupacabra . Here , we took pictures . Next . Next . Next . Next . Well , I guess perhaps the universe wants some things left unphotographed , like Chupacabras , or group photos where everyone has their eyes open . ( CHUPACABRASCREECHING ) STACY : Croutons , bouillon , platypus food . Ooh ! Microwave popcorn ! Need this . Does n't matter . I doubt we 'll even be able to eat while watching this movie . So scary no one over the age of 45 will even watch it ! It 'll be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ day and we 'll be alone at the house . Great ! Candace , are you sure you can handle this ? It took me four days to pry you out from under the bed the last time we saw a scary movie . What ? What are you looking at ? Oh , no . Phineas and Ferb ! What are you guys up to ? It 's a surprise , for Isabella 's birthday ! A surprise . Here we go again . For Isabella 's birthday . Give me those sodas . See ya ! Building supplies , check . Guest list , check . Perry ... Hey , where 's Perry ? Yeah , where does that platypus go every day ? ( @door_opens ) Agent P ? Ah ! There you are . What do you think of the new energy-saving motion-sensor lights we 've installed in your lair ? Um , Agent P , try flailing your arms about . Uh , that should ... There we go . Now , Doofenshmirtz has been driving around town in some sort of truck that turns @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I want you to ... ( GROANS ) Really ? Carl , I 'm waving my arms . Why are n't the lights coming back on ? ( CARLGIGGLING ) That 's not funny , Carl . Okay , time to commence Operation INAP . That stands for " Isabella 's Natal Anniversary Party . " I know what INAP means . Just get to the dangerous part . Okay , everyone , we need to carry all this stuff over to Isabella 's backyard so we can set it up for ... ( GATEOPENS ) Hi , Phineas ! What you doing ? You 're not planning something for my birthday , are you ? Do n't look , do n't look , do n't look ! Nothing to see here . Phineas ! But all I really want for my birthday is ... Do n't ruin the surprise . ( CHUCKLINGNERVOUSLY ) You got it . But what ... ( @muffled_grunting ) I 've carried a lot of squirming bags in my time , but this is the first time I knew who was in it . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , all I want for my birthday is some alone time with ... Never mind . You wanted to be alone with this bag ? ? Today is my birthday ? and there 's just one thing I 'm wishing for ? To spend some time alone ? with a certain someone I adore ? It does n't have to be formal or fancy ? It 's not a deal-breaker if it 's not romancy ? After all of this time , I 've lowered my expectations ? Expectations ? Expectations ? Do n't need a limo or a corsage ? Just him and me without the entourage ? And I wo n't be upset CHORUS : ? I wo n't be upset ? At this emotional roulette ? I 'll take any little thing that I can get ? Like eating some French fries I 'll take it ? Stuck on a tarmac I 'm good CHORUS : ? I 'm good ? Trapped under rubble That 's awesome CHORUS : ? That 's awesome ? Moving a piano If we only could ? Getting orthodontia Sign me up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ subway car I 'm in CHORUS : ? I 'm in ? We could be reupholstering a loveseat ? I 'd call that a win-win ? ' Cause that 's all I really want ? Just time alone with my triangular savant ? I 'm not asking for the world I 'm just a simple girl ? And I would change my mournful tone ? If we could just be alone ? Just be alone ALL : Happy birthday , Isabella ! Perry the Platypus ! It 's no use trying to break through my protective bubble . It 's platypoof-proof ! I mean ... You know what I mean . Anyway , you 're probably wondering what I am doing driving this evil bug bus around town . I just got to thinking about all the things that bug me , like portable outhouses , high voltage signs . " Danger . High voltage . " I 'll decide how much voltage I can take ! That 's why I created the Bugs-Me-inator ! It turns whatever bugs me into bugs . ( BUZZING ) And since I ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this bubble . Huh ? Oh , that 's on the out ... ( SCREAMING ) Get off ! Get off ! Get off ! Get off ! Wait ! I 'm not ready ! ( EXCLAIMING ) Wow . Right to the point , huh ? You know , Perry the Platypus , more than anything , you bug me . ( SCREAMS ) My shoe ! ( BUZZING ) Get off ! Get off ! Get off ! ( SCREAMING ) ( EXCLAIMING ) Boy , I got ta really rethink the design on this thing . By the way , you know we 're on a runaway bus careening at high speed with no one at the wheel , right ? ( SCARYMOVIEMUSICPLAYING ) STACY : Do n't go in there ! Do n't go in there ! Do n't go in there ! Do n't go in there ! Oh ! He went in there . Oh , gross , she brought thousands of tiny bugs into the house ! What could be worse than that ? Big bug ! ( SCREAMING ) O-M-G ! Perry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you wearing a hat ? Look out ! Really ? Really ? Why does everyone just stampede to that conclusion ? Other people wear lab coats , you know . Why do n't you say , " Oh , look , a rocket scientist " or " a veterinarian " ? Are you a veterinarian ? No , but that 's not the point ! Check it out . We made your favorite , a red velvet cake . With a little surprise . Phew ! I hope they do not have a male dancer popping out of it . They asked . But they could n't afford me . Will you do the honors , Ferb ? ( BEEPS ) Make a wish ! I wish for time alone with Phineas . ( INHALES ) ( BLOWS ) ( WHISTLING ) What are you doing ? so I can call my mom to come bust the boys . That 's not dangerous ? Dude , this is nothing . It 'll get worse . So , did you get what you wished for ? Uh ... Yeah . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in litter . Let 's go , you two . Next event ! You 're gon na love this ! Is this where you go every day , Perry ? Uh , yeah , pretty much . I create inators and he breaks in and thwarts my scheme , and ... It 's kind of our thing . ( GRUNTS ) ( GRUNTING ) Ooh ! The Grievance . I saw this at the theaters . I still have nightmares about that greasy little girl who comes up out of the basement . No ! Do n't tell me how it ends ! And now , what 's a birthday party without a pinata the size of your house ? Ferb ? Hit it ! Whoo-hoo ! I 'm gon na bash this thing ! Yeah ! Give up the candy , yo ! This is n't dangerous enough ? Isabella , this must be your best birthday ever ! Yeah . Sure . It 's super cool . But I did n't need ... Okay , birthday girl . Gather around , everyone , and keep your eyes on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! ( RUMBLING ) Um , this might be the time to call . Yep ! ( DIALING ) Mom ? You got ta come across the street . Immediately ! ALL : Ooh ! What a grand and glorious and potentially bustable gift ! I 've never seen anything like it . Not that key . Not that key ... Mom ! Mom ! Mom , you got ta see what the boys are doing in Isabella 's yard ! Isabella 's yard ? That 's a new one . All right , look , you 're getting oil all over the place . Someone 's gon na have to ... ( SCREAMING ) ( GROANING ) No ! It 's the greasy grievance girl from the basement ! ( GRUNTING ) No ! No ! What have I done ? Why do you have a grievance against me ? ( SCREAMING ) Whoa . What was that all about ? Do the Flynn-Fletchers know you fight evil scientists ? ( RICOCHETING ) Back here , Mom ! Butterflies ? I love butterflies ! Oh , thank you , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but , but ... Butterflies ? How long did it take you guys to collect them all ? Let 's go , boys . Looks like we 've got some cleaning up to do . MONOGRAM : All right , you , and you , I 'll need a containment barrier around this area here . And you , set up the mind-eraser over here by the vermilion ... ( @doorbell_rings ) Danville Water and Power ! We 're here to read your gas thingy . Perry ? What is all this ? A host family ? Mind erasing ? Balloon cover-up ? I mean , is all this really necessary ? Wait a minute . It says right here in your silly little pamphlet that if your host family finds out about your agent status , then everyone who 's seen you has to have their memory erased , Perry , I 'm not part of your host family . I know , I know , it 's a technicality . Look , I do n't want Candace and the boys to lose you , but I also do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ last 10 minutes of that Grievance movie and I do n't wan na watch that whole scary mess again . So , uh , ca n't we just keep this a secret ? Luckily , sir , it looks like the residents were not home . ( @clears_throat ) Hello ? Uh , anybody there ? MONOGRAM : I 'll take care of it . Oh , hello there , young teenager . Do you live here ? Yes . I walked home from the mall to find this . What is happening here ? Oh , you did n't see what happened . Well , uh , we 're with the city , and there was a swamp gas incident here , uh ... We 'll just get it all cleaned up and get out of your hair . We 're not gon na need the mind-erasing device ... I ... I mean , monkey wrench . ( @nervous_chuckle ) It 's a monkey wrench . Yeah . We do n't need that . Happy birthday , Isabella ! Thanks , guys ! I still ca n't figure out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ laser light show and the fireballs , the swans should 've been released and ... Phineas , I really liked the butterflies . Thank you . Well , to make it up to you , it 's kind of lame , but maybe Ferb and I could , I do n't know , take you out for some ice cream or something ? Uh ... I just remembered there 's something I need to do . You two go . Is that cool ? Yes . Very cool . Ferb . PHINEAS : So , did you get what you wished for ? Oh , yeah , I already asked that . Confetti and streamers ! Hold on . Gon na get another napkin . And butterflies . You always give me butterflies . CANDACE : Ah , look at them out there . What are they up to ? Ah , looks like Phineas is saying , ( SLOWLY ) " Where 's Perry ? " Huh . Where do you think Perry goes every day , Stace ? ( DEFENSIVELY ) How do I know ? Why are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , do n't look at me ! ( GRUNTS ) I do n't know why I was asking you . Whew ! No one suspects a thing .

@@5244141 Kentucky , you have 53 votes . How do you cast them ? Madam Secretary , as a senator for the great Commonwealth of Kentucky , I 'm proud to speak on behalf of the delegation 's chair . The Commonwealth of Kentucky , home of the Derby , the Wildcats , and the birthplace of bourbon , for Vice President of the United States , casts 13 votes for Secretary of State Catherine Durant ... 11 for Senator Joseph Baker of Nevada , nine for Governor Randall Smith of West Virginia , seven apiece for Governor Jill Haley of Florida and Congresswoman Sharon Pierce of California , five for one of our own , the Mayor of Louisville , Jill Carson ... and one vote for the First Lady of these United States , Mrs . Claire Underwood . Louisiana , you have 61 votes . How do you cast them ? Is n't this exciting ? You can feel the electricity . Been a very long time since an open convention . I 'm surprised you did n't get a few votes yourself , Senator . I 'm not running for vice president . Neither is Claire @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Trying to throw some levity into the proceedings , sir ? Hell , no ! I think she 'd make a terrific vice president . - Mrs . Underwood ! - Mrs . Underwood ! A couple of questions , Mrs . Underwood , if you have a moment ? Yes , I only have time for a few . Welcome to Atlanta , Mrs . Underwood . Thank you . Can you comment on Senator Sheer 's vote ? Well , I am flattered . But it 's all in good fun , I 'm sure . Mrs . Underwood , he says he 'll vote for you again . Well , I am encouraging everyone , including Senator Sheer , to vote for Cathy Durant . Both the president and I think she is the best choice in the field . You changed everything we wrote . There was no imagination to it . No rhythm . We 've been writing their speeches since they took office . We know what we 're doing . Well , do you want it to be good , or do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm most excited about is the victory our background check legislation got in the House yesterday . So I 'm hoping that the Senate will follow their lead soon , and that the president can sign it into law . I have to go . Thank you so much . Thank you ... for inviting us . No . It 's me who has to thank you and your son . He saved my life . No matter how tragic the circumstances . I want you to meet some of the other recipients . This is James ... who received one of your son 's kidneys . Oh . And this is Luisa ... who received your son 's heart . Luisa was at the top of the list . She was hours away from dying . Uh , if we could , let 's all get together for a photo . James ? Right here . - You come right here . - Okay . This way . Great . The president is n't shying away from , uh , his transplant . Well , I think it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so why try to hide it ? Plus , I think it underscores the importance of the vice presidential situation . Wait , rolling out the donor 's mom ? That feels a bit exploitative . I ... Look , hold on . A little bit of compassion , the kid just shot himself . And with a handgun , no less . Legally purchased . Let 's not put this on the gun . Look , I am sorry , all of this , the whole thing , the convention ... It 's theatrics . Hey , look , I ... Bring on the circus . It 's a lot more fun than some four-day infomercial . Let 's talk about the contenders themselves . There 's almost a dozen of ' em . - Can you , uh , lower that , please ? - ... really have a chance . Durant , first among ' em . It 's 11:00 in the morning , day one , and they 're beating Ellen . Less traffic on the website , too . People are n't watching the videos @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Five times that many read it online . Yeah , well , that was last month . This is this month . We announce a stellar running mate . He eviscerates Underwood on ICO . We have not one , but two Vanity Fair covers that Pollyhop 's pushing , and all you give me is excuses . The point was for us to drown out their convention , not the other way around . We need to steal the thunder back . So go where the thunder is . I 've been one heartbeat away for almost two years . My heart 's not in it anymore . I 'm going to head back to Vermont after November . Maybe start teaching again . Who are you supporting , then ? On the record , Cathy Durant . And off the record ? I 'm not the biggest fan . Why ? She was n't much help during the Russia crisis . - She closed the deal with Petrov . - She took credit for it , sure . But she fought the deal every step of the way @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Claire . The First Lady ? The former ambassador . We 're closer in Kansas , but still not close enough . Did you speak to Jefferies when you were there for the House vote ? He 's leaning on Fred Simms . If Simms could deliver two or three delegates ... That could push Kansas over the edge . I can call Womack . He 's got some friends over the border . - What about Pawley ? - Pawley ? Sheriff Pawley in Fort Worth , old family friend of my dad 's . He 's close with some superdelegates from Dallas . Yes , he 's on board . Got ta love those sheriffs . - That 's how we do in Louisiana . - What about Enright ? I 'm meeting him for coffee at the Hyatt . In fact , I better get going . I do n't wan na be late . Now , if we could lock up Virginia ... It would send a very big message . And then Kentucky next . He 's got a big old crush on you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a stickler for punctuality . You know , I 'm having fun . I forgot how much I miss being whip . You whip ' em . I 'll sweet talk ' em . Nothing like leather and sugar . Sir ? Senator Sheer . Senator , you did a fine job . Yeah , I better get prime time , not one of these midmorning speeches . Eight o'clock , Wednesday night . I called Patti myself . Do you know the main thing that separates a politician from the rest of the species ? A politician is the one who would drown a litter of kittens for ten minutes of prime time . Secretary Durant . Editor in chief , Politico . It 's all right . Adam , are you covering this yourself ? First open one since ' 68 . It 's humid as hell , though . I just got here and I 'm already soaked . On the plus side , I hear they have the best strip clubs in the country . Can I ask you a couple questions ? - Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Nothing on the record . Tell me about the rumors regarding the deal you struck with Petrov in Brandenburg . What rumors ? That it was the First Lady who brokered the deal , not you . It was a team effort . Who is your source ? I ca n't . You know that . Well , I 'm afraid that 's all the time I 've got . Have a good trip , Adam . The president was on site this morning for a press briefing at the Truxton Marquis with Karen Williams , the mother of Daniel Williams , the organ donor who provided his liver . Alongside him were all of the donor organs ' recipients . Ms . Williams took time to speak with each recipient whose life was saved in the wake of her son 's passing . The president used this solemn event to express his gratitude for those who share their lives for the health and welfare of others , whether through organ donation or through their work . The president 's condition has improved dramatically since his organ donation . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the hospital . Sixteen-year-old Daniel , who saved President Underwood from his health crisis , left this world by giving back to so many others he never expected to touch . Lasting tributes like this will not be forgotten . Currently , there are more than 122,000 men , women and children seeking an organ transplant each year , most common needs being the kidney , liver , and heart . And while the number of donors has increased over the years , recipients are still in for a long , potentially fatal waiting period before a healthy , matching organ becomes available . Waiting lists for these types of transplants can last from days to months on end . Although President Underwood 's critical condition pushed him to the top of the donor list , he was fortunate to have received a donation in time . Many status one , or most in-need patients do not receive a transplant in time to save their lives . Tennessee ! You have 77 votes . How do you cast them ? From the Volunteer State ... The president will be with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for vice president to Secretary Catherine Durant , and four votes to Senator Joseph Baker . - Cathy ! - The meeting with Enright went well . I put a call into him afterwards . He said you charmed him . - That puts us where ? - Nine-forty-nine . We wo n't make this ballot , but we 're getting close . Next one . I 'm sure of it . Let 's talk once we get the final numbers . Will do . Bye . - Texas , you have 237 votes . - Do you have my call list for tonight ? How do you cast them ? Madam Secretary , my name is Ruiz Trejo . I see . Uh , I ran into Giovanni in the elevator . You can cross him off . And cross off Milford . She said she 's gon na back Baker till the bitter end . We cast all of our votes to our native daughter , the First Lady , and the future Vice President of the United States of America , Claire Underwood . Thank you , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ My mother brought the hammer down on the holdouts . I just emailed you my donor lists for Austin and Houston . Should be at least two million in the bank . - Ms . Jones . - Oh , that 's great . Oh , I got ta go . The cameras are here . Ms . Jones , the entire state for the First Lady . Will you comment ? I think our unanimous vote is all the commentary you need . Now , the president endorsed your race , uh , your mother 's vacant seat , uh , during the State of the Union . He sure did , and I 'm proud to be the front-runner . Did that endorsement have anything to do with your support of the First Lady ? Look , I wo n't deny that the Underwoods have been good to me . But no . They asked me to vote for Catherine Durant . And while I think Secretary Durant would be a wonderful woman for the job , I think Claire is the best woman for the job . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I know Cathy will as well . All right , we 'll speak soon . New draft . LeAnn wanted me to work in some phrases ... and keyword amplifiers . All I 'm asking is that you make the call . He 'll listen if it comes from you . It seems very clunky . I agree . Is there a way to ... put in what she wants and make it ... - more elegant ? - He 's still pissed about that limp-dick defense bill I killed when I was whip ... Maybe ... but I have my limitations . Well , you do n't have much faith in her analytics , I do n't think . It 's paint by numbers . Yes , well , she also says that you 've been alienating some of the other speechwriters . Eh , well , their mediocrity is what 's alienating them . I 'm allergic to it . - I work better alone . - Let me speak to Bryce and then see what I can do . That 's right . WestCAM should do it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The morning is fine if you ca n't ... I have to go . Let 's discuss the speech later . Hmm . Yeah , all I need is just three more from your state and we 've got it . Yes , just a ... just a few more . Like , three . Yes , and so do I . I 'll talk to you tomorrow . Good night . - Tom . - Hmm . I feel like we have n't even had a chance to say hello since you came on board . You 're a busy man . I do n't know the opposite . It has its upsides . Like sleep . And friends . How 's the , uh ... Oh ... You know , if it were n't for the pills , I could go through entire days without even thinking about it . I wonder what that kid would think ... if he knew that part of him was inside of the president 's body . Tragic , huh ? But , then again , one man 's tragedy is another @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Trash . What ? " One man 's trash . " That 's how the saying goes . Oh , right . How 's the speech coming ? Uh ... Well , this is for the introduction to your acceptance speech , but ... should n't it be for her own acceptance ? You want Claire to win , not Durant . A First Lady as the ... That 's ludicrous . I do n't think so . And I do n't think you do either . Oh ... Maybe I 'm wrong . But if I 'm right ... she 's gon na need the speech to end all speeches . And it would be good for me to know that . I have some more work to do . Governor ! How are you ? Yeah , well , I wish I was in Oregon , too , but I 'm here in Atlanta where it 's muggier than a street hooker 's twat . I am honored to be mentioned with Secretary Durant and Senator Baker . They 're seasoned politicians . But I already have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Well , Texas is over 5% of the vote . And my home state , so let 's not make more of it than it is . Claire ! Congratulations . I think you 're in fifth place now . Yeah , with you in first , where you should be . Secretary Durant , do you think the First Lady has a shot ? I think Texas just gave her one . Kidding aside , do you think she has the foreign policy experience ? It 's beside the point . And like I said this morning , I encourage everyone , including Texas , to vote for Secretary Durant . Mrs . Underwood ... You know what , if you 'll excuse me , I want to get back to the phones , make sure Cathy gets this nomination . - Thank you . - May I have a moment ? Oh , of course . Did anyone ask you about Brandenburg or any of your people and your involvement there ? - Brandenburg ? - Hmm . No , we put that to bed . That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when Adam Gould told me that he had sources saying you deserved all the credit . We all agreed to what our version of the story is , so somebody is n't toeing the line . Well , I 'm sure it 's not White House staff . I bet he 's just fishing , trying to start some rivalry . Well , I 'd be grateful , if he asks you , or anyone else ... Of course . And I 've been sticking to our story ... which it was you that got the Russians to back down , and I was just there to support you . That would n't look good to the delegates , the fact that you met with Petrov without me . It would look like I was n't in command of ... No one needs to know what we discussed . You have nothing to worry about , Cathy . Honestly . Well , yeah . I can get you on the phone with the Secretary of Agriculture , but if you want drought relief , I 'm gon na need more @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up with Baker yet ? Tomorrow morning , in his room . Well , that 's cutting it close . He 's at a big dinner with the Florida congressional delegation tonight . Well , all right , and call me back . The rumors have gotten to Cathy . Well , we did want them to spread . That was the idea . I think one of us needs to speak with her . Yeah , but the plan was to wait till it was inevitable . If we do n't involve her sooner than later , Francis , she could turn on us . All right , you take your meeting with Baker . - I 'll talk to Cathy . You set that up . - Yes , sir . How much are you going to say ? Just enough to prepare her . Yeah ... A lot of calls about Mrs . Underwood in Russia . Denying ? Ignoring , which is the same as confirming . - Good . - Claire in there ? She 's speaking privately with the president . Oh , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with LeAnn ? - She 's clean . - No . I refuse to believe that . Doug , if our campaign manager bites the dust , that hurts us . I gave you a task . And I 'll keep at it . Nice coverage on the liver thing this morning . I emailed you some links . Boys are older now , both married . Got a third grandkid on the way . We do n't get out to the lake much these days . Washington takes its toll . It sure does . I 've made a lot of sacrifices over the years , Mrs . Underwood . Time with my boys , that 's a big one . Who knows if I 'll win , but I 'm in the mix . And I ca n't sacrifice this opportunity to pave the way for Cathy Durant . You wo n't win , Senator . We both know that . But I ca n't help her . Now , I realize you two do n't get along . She despises me . And I have to say @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... - The moment she became Secretary of State , she got the Republicans to remove me from the Foreign Relations Committee . And Francis was very upset about that . But that was the past . Let 's talk about the future . This support for Claire , it 's caught us both off guard . But you are my choice for vice president . Nothing has changed on that front . Well , my only concern are the rumors . They could damage my chances . Yes . And we 'll do what we can to combat those . That 's what Claire said , too , and it 's much appreciated . But , if , and ... Oh , God , it 's a big if . But what if ... support for Claire picks up steam ... Well , you do n't actually think that will happen ? Oh , no . I mean , a First Lady as VP ? No . The party wants someone with experience , and so does the country . Absolutely . But ... it is an open convention @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that anything could happen . I mean , the press is certainly enjoying imagining it . Well , sure . It makes for a good story . Yeah , and it 's the kind of coverage that we ca n't really control . You know , I mean , these things have a way of taking on a life of their own . Like the Zoe Barnes story did about my nomination for Secretary of State . Except that one we planted . - And this one you didn't . - No , absolutely not ! I mean , Claire was mortified by those votes . What you 're saying is if the coverage influences enough people ... Well , we have to be prepared for that . I mean ... of course , politically , it would be a disaster . Maybe , maybe not . You do n't think so ? Well , personally , I think Claire would do an excellent job . Well , I am very surprised to hear you say that . You do n't believe she would ? Well , I 've just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ vice president ? Well , 251 delegates think it 's a good idea . Well , most of those were from Texas , which was a lark . Was it ? I have as many delegates as you do , Senator . - But if you start pushing yours my way ... - You double . And take the lead . - And then Cathy puts you over the top . - That 's the idea . So she 's in on this ? She will be . Well , let 's say Claire does take the lead , however unlikely that may be ... - Very unlikely , I would say . - Well , let 's say she does . What do you propose ? I honestly do n't know . Well ... Well , you 'd have to support her , would n't you ? You ... you ca n't abandon your own wife . Uh , true , but I ca n't abandon you either . Well , if she took the lead , I suppose I 'd have to support her , too . No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But you do n't have to ask . We 're on the same team here . Well , to be perfectly blunt ... what 's in it for me ? What would it take ? You 're doing the selling . Make me an offer . Let 's say Claire gets it . I assume I stay on , if you get the general . Oh , absolutely . I can not imagine the next four years without you being my Secretary of State . You 'd give me Cathy 's job ? We 're prepared to . - Doug . - Madam Secretary . We have an issue , sir . When I first warned the president that ICO would grow , and grow quickly , he did nothing . Yesterday , the leaders of ICO sent out this tweet . " As Suwar is ours . Soon heads will roll into the Euphrates . " That was n't just in Arabic , that was in English , and sent out in 16 other languages . They 're media savvy , they 're recruiting around the globe . They @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get to the Euphrates , they 'll have a choke hold on northern Syria . We must act , Mr . President , and we must act now . Normally , there 's a tradition of sportsmanship when it comes to conventions . One candidate lays low so the other gets his or her moment in the spotlight . But not only is the president ignoring a great threat to the world 's security , he 's insulted the one man who stood up and spoke out for us all . When this profile came out about everything the general just mentioned , the White House said that he was politicizing terrorism . And when I announced that General Brockhart was going to be my running mate , the president 's campaign said , and I quote , " It 's a shame the general traded in patriotism for careerism . " Now , I do n't call that very sportsmanlike . I call it disgraceful . How many wars has the president fought for his country ? I think we all know , none . And he questions the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You hear me , Mr . President . I demand that you do something about ICO . And I demand that you make an apology to the general . And we 're not leaving Atlanta until you 've done both . Live on every network right now . I got ta hand it to him . I wonder if this was his idea , ' cause it 's almost something like I would do . We ignore him . It 's 95 degrees . Let him sweat it out . I think the longer we ignore him , the more attention they 'll get . I agree with LeAnn . So apologize . It 's only pride . I can do it if you want , sir . I wrote the statement . No , it only works if it comes from Francis . Claire 's right . And we can do more than just apologize . I can meet with the bastard . The issues the governor and the general raise are important ones . They transcend party affiliations and , quite frankly , politics . And so in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here and join me , so that we can have a conversation privately because ... whoever becomes the president is going to have to deal with ICO and all of the other terrorist threats that we face around the globe . So I 'm looking forward to hearing whatever ideas and solutions that they may have ... because a smart president will steal good ideas from anyone . Let 's kill them with kindness , shall we ? - Governor . - Mr . President . Would you please put the general on the line ? Sir ? General ... your service to this country is greatly valued and your patriotism is without doubt . And in the heat of the campaign , well , we went too far . We issued statements that we should n't have , and for that I want to apologize , and I do hope that you will accept it . Far more important to me than an apology is eliminating ICO , Mr . President . I could n't agree with your more , General . If you 'd be so kind as @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ received your invitation , Mr . President . And will you join us , Governor ? Only if it leads to real action , not just talk . I can promise you , Governor , and the rest of America that it will not just be talk . Then , yes . If it truly leads to securing our freedom . Thank you very much . I look forward to seeing you . Thank you all very much . Right this way , Governor . Do you think this a good idea ? What choice do I have ? He called my bluff . Welcome , Governor . Thank you , Mr . President . I have a room set up for us . Here . Have some lunch . We 've got ham , and I think some turkey . I 'm good , but thanks . Really ? After the stunt you just pulled , I would 've thought you love ham . You put this here on purpose . Well , a little reading material , you know . Something to pass the time . I just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ issue is going through the roof since we showed up here . Ben Grant owns Pollyhop ... That 's right . And you own Ben Grant . Is n't that what power is ? The people you collect ? You really screwed me with that webcast . I had everything all planned out . The Federal Election Commission , the Department of Justice . I was looking forward to watching you go down in flames ... maybe even behind bars . Well , I 'm sorry I ruined your fun . It 's a bit embarrassing , though , is n't it ? I mean , sharing all your most intimate moments ? Videos of your children ? I 'm proud of my family . Why would I be embarrassed ? Well , just that you have to stoop so low to win everyone 's love . It feels a bit desperate , does n't it ? You 're 15 points behind in every poll . So , if anyone 's desperate , it should be you . Well , the key to being president is not only winning your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Should we talk about ICO ? - Oh , God . Why would we want to do that ? It 's why we 're meeting . Oh , right . " Real talk , real action . " That 's what you 're all about , is n't it ? Well , I suppose we could if you want to , but ... then again we could just take a break from it all and relax a bit . Oh ... God . This turkey tastes like rubber . Well , it 's better than eating a real one . Hmm ? Oh , I always wear protection when I 'm getting my dick sucked by the Democrats . You okay ? I 'm fine . I 'm fine . Do n't make me laugh when I 'm eating . I nearly choked to death . Well , that is one way for me to become president . - Here you go . - Thank you . - You okay ? - Oh , yeah . Hmm . Do you mind if I take these off ? They 're brand @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You like to play video games , right ? Now , how did you hear about that ? Tom Yates . Oh , yes . Tom Yates . That 's one person you were n't able to collect , were you ? What did you do to get him back ? Oh , look , I 'm sure he was tempted . He is a fiction writer , after all . You 're a New York Republican . That 's an attractive fiction , is n't it ? And you 're a Democrat from South Carolina , that 's even bigger fiction . Well , there you go . And I 'm a New York Republican , which is basically a Democrat . If you were a Democrat , you 'd be unstoppable . You 'd be the new JFK . And if you were a Republican , who 'd you be ? Nixon ? Nixon was a far more effective president . The only reason people glorify Kennedy is because he got shot . Well , you 've got that going for you , too , now , do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and all your little home videos . See , if people want a piece of you ... you give it to them , right ? Oh , is that what people want ? A piece of you ? Do you play video games ? No . My kids do . There 's this one game that my son Charlie , he loves to play . It 's called Agar.io . I have to admit , I might have played it a couple of times myself . You start out as a little dot . And then you go around eating these other dots and you get bigger . And the bigger you get , you got ta avoid getting eaten by the bigger players . Meanwhile , you 're trying to eat the smaller players . Hmm . Sounds a little like running for president . So , are you playing with real people right now ? Yeah . From all over the world . - Here , you try it . - Hmm . - Oh , I got eaten . - Press that . Ah , oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you got ta start over from square one every single time . Oh , God . I got eaten again . I wonder what the other players would think if they knew who they were playing against . Oh , I 'm rather enjoying the anonymity . This is unprecedented . The president and Governor Conway are meeting right now at the convention hall . Two candidates , face to face . They 've been in there for about ten minutes , supposedly discussing the ICO situation . Now , while the private meeting between the two candidates continues behind closed doors , delegates on the floor are gearing up for the next round of voting for ... We should head down . The next ballot is starting soon . - I 'll be down in a minute . - In the second round of voting a quarter of the delegates changed their votes , support for First Lady Claire Underwood is picking up steam , thanks in part to today 's breaking story about Mrs . Underwood 's involvement in the Brandenburg negotiations . A single vote from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ delegation . Oh . You 've , uh , got a call . Yeah , I better take that . They only call if it 's important . Yeah , this is Will . Yes , put it through . - Um , excuse me . - Sure . Go ahead . Damn ! Nothing . The fog of war . A back room within a back room . Whatever 's being plotted in there , I can tell you it 's no good for me . You know , it 's at times like these I wish I was Nixon , had every nook and cranny bugged . - Mr . President ? - Your colleague . How targeted can he get ? We really should n't be discussing this over the phone . Can he isolate a specific person ? Technically , yes , but ... A conversation ? There are catch mechanisms in the program to prevent that . He can override , but it leaves a trail . He 's still figuring out how to mask it . Our friend from New York . I want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I strongly advise against that . I also advise that we hang up . All right , I 'm hanging up . Governor , should we head out ? Just a moment , Mr . President . There 's a great deal of anticipation in Atlanta ... Who was that ? The president . He just wanted the latest delegate count . ... and we 're minutes away from the next ballot . Here 's a graphic of the last round yesterday . Secretary Catherine Durant led the way with 22% of delegates . Doug hates it . He hates what ? That you have direct access to the president without going through him . He wants you gone . Doug told you that ? He wants me to dig something up on you . I have n't found anything yet . And you wo n't , because there is n't anything . I know . Otherwise , I would 've found it by now . Why are you telling me this ? Because either you 're gone or I am , if I do n't deliver . Unless @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , a surprising fifth place show ... It can be small . Nothing too damaging . Just so I have something to show him . In my 30 years of covering presidential politics , I 've never seen anything like it . Sorry about that . That 's all right . Shall we go out ? The next ballot is about to start . You want to watch it together ? It might look better , the longer we 're in here . Like we grappled with the future of America . Unless you 'd rather be out there with the masses . Oh , Christ . The masses . - I feel the same way . - We will now commence the third ballot for the nomination of our party 's vice presidential candidate . We will start with Alabama . Madam Secretary , the great state of Alabama , for Vice President of the United States , casts 29 votes for Secretary Catherine Durant , 26 votes for the First Lady Claire Underwood , and our three remaining votes for the Mayor of Mobile , Alabama 's own @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ next . Eight votes for Secretary of State Durant , six votes for Senator Joseph Baker , four votes for First Lady Claire Underwood . California , you have 476 votes . Two hundred and thirty-three for Catherine Durant , 152 for Joseph Baker , 91 for Claire Underwood . That 's huge for the First Lady . That puts her in third , and she 's closing in on second . Delaware . Twelve for Durant , 11 for Claire Underwood , four for Baker . Hawaii , you 're next . Seventeen for the First Lady , and 14 for Secretary of State Catherine Durant . She 's got a real shot . Unbelievable ! Well , not so unbelievable . Forty-four votes for Catherine Durant , 35 votes for Claire Underwood . Louisiana , you have 61 votes . How do you cast them ? Madam Secretary ... Louisiana casts its 61 votes for President of the United States to Secretary of State Catherine Durant . Louisiana , I assume you mean vice president . I mean president . Madam Secretary , the state of Louisiana believes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ticket , including president . Louisiana ! Louisiana ! As the convention agreed to yesterday morning , we are taking vice presidential nominations first , in order for that process to take place over the full convention . We have one candidate for president . Any further discussion on that balloting will be taken up after the vice presidential nomination process is complete . If you do not cast your votes , you will forfeit them . Madam Secretary , we , Louisiana , cast our 61 votes for vice president , also for Catherine Durant . Louisiana . I work for the man . I 'm on his cabinet . Would you run against him if his nomination were in play ? My goal is to run with the president , not against him . Look , I love my home state of Louisiana , - but they 're a live bunch ... - She 'd do a good job . She 's a much better Secretary of State , though . I 'm confident this will all work itself out . I 've considered keeping her on after @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ their defection ? Not yet , but I 'll be speaking with him shortly , I imagine . Hey , this is part of what a ... - Your call . - ... convention is all about . I wish I could take credit , but ... but she called me . Then again , when opportunity strikes ... Thank you very much . Definitely not the way to win with dignity . ... Durant commenting on her home state of Louisiana . If you win at all . We should get back out there . You 've got a nomination to fight for . The president and I , we had a great talk . We , uh , even watched the vote together . But I 'm sure you 'd rather hear from him on that than me . Well , thank you , Governor . Today has certainly been full of surprises , has n't it ? But , then again , Louisiana is the state that gave us Huey Long after all . As much as I would like to discuss this , I have to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have just discussed , because the business of the presidency trumps running for it . - Thank you , Governor . - Thank you , Mr . President . Thank you all very much . I 'm happy to answer ... I want Cathy in my room , now . I already called her . She refuses to meet . - She what ? - That 's what she said , and then she hung up . Her staff wo n't return my calls either . For this to work , you have to go back to Washington . I ca n't leave while you 're dealing with this . If you stay , it will look like you 're taking advantage and campaigning for it . And the key is to make it look like you 're not . I 'll speak with Cathy . No , look , I 've got that covered . Question is , how we justify your going . It 's not Washington . It should be Texas . - Your mother . - It worked before . I 'll leave first thing in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Oh , he already knows . - Did you tell him ? - He put it together . He said , if you win this thing ... you have to give the speech of a lifetime , and he 's right . Whatever you say in that convention hall will lay the groundwork for how we sell this to the rest of the country . And that is why we brought him back , right ? You can sleep like that ? Sitting up ? I can sleep anywhere . I 'm lucky like that . We have work to do . All right , let 's work . This could be better . Read it for me . Out loud . " I 've been my husband 's partner in marriage for 29 years . " No . Slower . Like you 're going to say it at the convention . " I 've been my husband 's partner in marriage for 29 years . Now , it 's time for me to be ... " So I can see your face . " I 've been @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Now , it 's time for me to be his partner in the White House for the next four . " You 're right . We can do better .

@@5244341 ANNOUNCER : Previously : FRED : Handsome man saved me from the monsters . GUNN : Anybody talk to Fred ? ANGEL : She 's been back three months and has n't gone out . I ' m working on something aimed at Angel Investigations . What are you doing ? Building code violations . - I 'm fighting Angel in my own way . - I bet he 's terrified . LlLAH : It 's just business . - Do n't come at me through Cordelia . GUNN : Hey , Fred . - Sorry . Did I startle you guys ? - No . Only in the sense of shocking and jolting us . What 's up ? Nothing , just taking a little stroll . Why do girls want to look like that ? I was in a cave starving . What 's their excuse ? Fashion . So everybody 's just reading and hanging out ? - Angel 's upstairs . - Oh . He 's probably reading too . He 's so deep , you know ? Thoughtful . I 'm guessing The Brothers Karamazov , Joyce , a little Goethe to round it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what ? Charlton Heston double feature . At the Nuart ? - Soylent Green and The Omega Man . - Wow . It 's two for one . Did I mention Charlton Heston ? - Who 's in ? - That sounds great . Fred . Wesley ? I ' m translating Fassad 's Guide from Sumerian . Gunn ? Cordy ? Looks like it 's just you and me , Fred . Well , the worm certainly has turned . Yeah , the worm 's turning and ... . Am I the worm ? Friends and coworkers have accused me of being the stay-at-home , sulky one . Some people just do n't know how to have fun anymore . ESCORT : Can we take a breather , stud ? WOODY : If you need one . Hey , tiger . Me too , just for a minute . Pace yourself , sweetheart . It 's good to be young . So , ready for round four ? [GROANS] You okay , baby ? It 's been fun . [SPEAKS_in_foreign_LANGUAGE] [WOMAN_SCREAMS] Carpe Noctem FRED : He opened every door @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ minutes he 'd go like this : T o let me know it was okay to have some . And he 's lonely because he 's the last man on Earth . - Angel ? - Charlton Heston , The Omega Man . Omega being the last letter of the Greek alphabet . He walks on the street side . It 's old-fashioned , but chivalrous . - We ' re talking about Angel ? - Right . Though he did n't talk a lot , it was still okay . It was n't that awkward quiet . You know that awkward quiet ? No , that 's never happened to me . CORDELlA : You need to talk to Fred . - What about ? - About the big date you had last night . - Date ? It was a movie . - That 's what you need to tell her . She 's in there going on and on about what a super time you guys had . She 's just enthusiastic . Do n't read too much into it . She 's got the big puppy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're handsome and brave and heroic emotionally stunted , erratic , prone to evil and a eunuch . How can you - - ? I 'm not a eunuch . - It 's a figure of speech . - Find a better one . I just mean sex is a no-no because of this " if you know perfect bliss , you 'll turn evil " curse . Really no cure for that , huh ? All I 'm telling you is this thing with Fred will go bad ... - ... unless it 's nipped in the bud . - Okay . - Maybe just a short talk . - Okay . - So how soon can you do that ? - Nice try . It 's got ta come from you . Angel has something to say . Did anybody else see this ? " Police found the body of Woodrow Raglan in an Elondria Hotel suite . A witness said it was as if his insides had - - " Collapsed . There was something else like that last week . No one is hiring us to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . T en days ago , a body found in another hotel room under similar conditions . What do you think ? Spell ? Curse ? Serial demon ? T ough to say . Worth a closer look . Cordelia , open up a case file . We have to get on this right away . CORDELlA : Angel . gavin : Good morning , Lilah . - Good morning . Here we are at my office . Bye . You 're a tough one . I know I 'm gon na have to earn your respect . But give me time . You 'll see I 'm a creative guy . Like tormenting Angel with building code violations ? So Machiavellian . We 'll drown him in red tape . There are other levels to this . Avenues of interest I have . One of them being : Does Angel even exist ? - Are you getting metaphysical ? - No . He has no Social Security number , taxpayer I . D . or last name . How can he go to the Building Department or anywhere else @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the maze . Do n't you wan na see what he 'll do ? - He might just rip out your throat . - You think he 'd be that clich��� ? d ? Maybe you do n't know him as well as you think . Get Carter Williams on the phone . The graphic artist . Look under F for forger . There was a third victim five weeks ago . They were all young , healthy males who died in expensive hotel suites . Imagine spending money for a suite , then you ' re a big bag of mush bones ? I guess it would n't be good wherever that happened . Please continue . Gunn , interview staff at the hotels where they died . I ' m meeting a contact from the coroner 's office in 30 minutes . They were members of the same health club . The bodies . When they were n't dead . - We 'll go to the gym . - My thought exactly . - I 'll drive . - What are we waiting for ? Everybody know what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here . Okay , I 'll do that . CORDELlA : You ca n't just keep ignoring Fred . There 's your business and your social life . Everybody knows that you keep those two things sep -- I 'm gon na go see if he knows anything . Hi , I have a few questions . My name 's Angel . Angel . Good news , dude . We ' re running our best offer ever . I can get you a six-month trial membership for $350 . No , I 'm looking into some guys that were members here . Woody , right . Yeah , I heard he , like , died . He , like , did . Along with the others . All members . I need to ask you , Phil , does the club condone steroid use ? - No . Absolutely not . - Then let 's keep this between us . I 'll look at their records and get out of your hair . Yeah , yeah , yeah . Okay , okay , okay . So did you ever see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Or maybe green and scaly ? Nothing connects the three , except they were in Pilates together . Pilates ? Is that like T aeBo ? Yeah , if you ' re living in 1 999 . FEMALE Instructor : Relax the neck and shoulders . Using your lower abdominals , bring the spine down to the floor . T ake a deep breath in as your arms come up to the ceiling , making a window . Good . Now shoulders down and exhale as you float your head and chest up through your arms . There could be follow-up questions . I 'll need numbers . How about you ? I 'm gon na check the retirement home on the street behind us . Bye . Maybe when you 're done with your work here , you can pick me up . He 's just someone I work with . Anyway ... . ANGEL : Mr . Roscoe . My name 's Angel . MARCUS : " Angel Investigations . " - May I ask you a few questions ? - Well , it 's pretty late @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're coming . ANGEL : Nice to have a view . Bet you spend a lot of time enjoying it . Not that much . Well , I do n't see any harm in looking . It 's about all I can do anymore . - What is it you want ? - Your help . Wondering if you 'd seen these men across the way in the gym . No , do n't think so . I 'm more of a girl-watcher , know what I 'm saying ? Jeez . They all died ? How ? - That 's what we 're trying to find out . - You work with police ? I 'm a private investigator . I work with a team . Sounds nice . I was a salesman . Worked alone for 50 years . Nothian herb jar . That 's a pretty exotic item . Did you deal in the occult ? Occult , shmoccult . I traveled a lot , picked up some trinkets . Do a lot of bungee-jumping , Mr . Roscoe ? - More than you might think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll remember that . [SPEAKS_in_foreign_LANGUAGE] You might wan na think twice about casting a -- You are me . FAKE ANGEL : That 's gon na smart later . CORDELlA : Hello ? FAKE ANGEL : Hello . So , what did you find at the old folks ' home ? Nothing . Did n't pan out . How about you ? Got a two-month free trial membership and made some new friends . All right , I got nothing . Pretty clear we ' re barking up the wrong tree , huh ? Yeah . Well , get in . I 'll take you back to the hotel . All right ! You and me , going back to the hotel . Nice . - Are you all right ? - Honey , I 've never been better . Nice . You supposed to be back there ? Ding , ding . Paying customers . Hello ? - Slow night . CORDELlA : Yeah . Maybe Wes or Gunn found something . Wes or Gunn ? They 're a great part of our investigating team working here with us @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " Have I ever told you you 're a very beautiful woman ? Very funny . I know you never said anything that tacky or overt to Fred . But you ' re still gon na have that talk , whether you want to or not . - A talk with Fred ? - Yes . Just keep it simple . One , you ' re not like other men . Two , there 's no room at work for romance . Romance with Fred ? So I 'm a ... ? Obviously . Get some rest . See you tomorrow . [PHONE_rings] CORDELlA : You 've reached Angel Investigations . Leave a message . OLD ANGEL : Cordelia , are you there ? Pick up . Angel , how 's my head ? Hope you put ice on it . Sweet deal you got here . Love the hotel . And Cordelia ... . - That 's how I spell W-O-M-A-N . - Where is she ? You just worry about eating nice , soft food and staying out of Ryan 's way . Ryan ? We just talked @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ month . - You ' re not to be out of your room . - l ' m stretching my legs . RYAN : Who am I ? You 're Ryan . At least you 're not having an episode . Marcus , you think you 're a 24-year-old stud or a famous skateboarder keep it to yourself unless you wan na wake up in restraints again . - Copy ? - I know who I am . Then let 's get you back to beddy-bye . Angel . What happened ? Hey , doll . I was working on the case . I must 've dozed off . - T oo tired to go up to your room ? - My room ? Right , which is upstairs . You know me . I was giving 1 00% . What did I do with that case file ? - You gave it to me yesterday . - Must be getting old . Not until you have that talk with Fred . [DOOR_OPENS] There 's something about brewed tea you can not replicate with a bag . - What happened @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll clean it up . CORDELlA : Do n't avoid the talk . I know . I know . I know . - Hey , how you doing ? - All right . Well ... . You ? So we got ta talk . I got nothing against you personally . It 's just ... . This will be harder than I thought . I do n't know how to spit this out . Angel . - Whatever it is , I 'm here for you . - Yeah , that may be the problem . I mean , whatever we had , whatever we did . I just think that we should keep that behind us . Start from scratch . You know , two men working side by side but , you know , none of that funny stuff . Shake on that ? I guess . - All right , give me a hug . CORDELlA : Wesley , food 's here . WESLEY : Okay . - Wesley ? - Yes ? - Do you know where Fred is ? - Up in her room . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I could eat a horse . GUNN : Breakfast burritos all around . - Thanks , bro . Keep the change on that . - Okay . - Get anything from the hotel ? GUNN : Yeah , I did . These guys ran up huge bills , mostly alcohol . At least they went out partying . I got their phone bills . Is n't that illegal ? I mean , do n't these guys deserve a little privacy ? - What ? - Why are you eating ? - l ' m hungry . WESLEY : They called the same number . I checked it out . First Class Escorts , La Brea and 6th . Escorts ? You mean hookers ? I should interview them while the trail is hot . I 'll take this . You interview the hotel staff . GUNN : I figured it out . - I 'll interview the hookers . - Are there any men who are n't dogs ? - Not very many . A woman is more than a piece of meat . I ' m sorry , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at the coroner . I can see one of the bodies . Gunn can go with you . That was n't the kind of body I had in mind to see . We ' re going , we 're going . You know , that 's a great idea . I 'll just stay here hold the fort , keep an eye on the evidence . WOMAN : Okay , Mom . security GUARD : Let me get that . WOMAN : Thank you . security GUARD : There you go . WOMAN : Great . security GUARD : I 'll take it . WOMAN : Great , thank you . OLD MAN : Yeah . over there . Let 's go . MAN : Okay . - I got someone I want you to meet . - I ca n't right now . This is my baby granddaughter , Katrina . Girl 's gon na rule the world . Is n't she something ? She 's beautiful . [MOANS] FRED : What you doing ? Well . Hey , sweetheart . Where you been hiding ? You know , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you should get out more , " so ... . Fred . Have I ever told you you 're a very beautiful woman ? Um , no . Do you like olives ? I got work to finish up here . Go up and put on something pretty , and we 'll go out on the town . - Really ? - And that 's just for starters . Okay . I 'll be - - I 'll just go and-- Okay ! [whistles] What can I do for you ? Do n't go all night-stalker on me . I 'm here to do you a favor . We both agreed that business with Cordelia was just business , right ? Sure . It 's all there : earthquake-safe certification statement of asbestos-level compliance , all of it . I ' m not playing you here . It 's not about you . It 's about Gavin . Thinks he 's so smart . You 're welcome . I 'm sorry . Thanks . That was a really thoughtful favor . How about a drink ? Have I ever @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ security GUARD : What 's going on ? Clear the floor ! My heart . - Want another ? LlLAH : I 'll have to call a taxi as it is . Oops . - What do you want ? - You . Do n't tell me you never thought about it . [MOANS] [SCREAMS] LlLAH : Son of a bitch ! Sorry , it felt like the thing to do . - Are you born-again ? - I do n't know what game this is . But I hope you enjoyed it . You 'll never get this close to me again . What ? This is new . What are - - ? Ah . What the - - ? RYAN : You 're awake . OLD ANGEL : It 's beating . - lt was your fourth heart attack . You ca n't survive another one . You got lucky . Try something like that again , you may not be . Julia Roberts ever makes a realistic movie about being an escort I think it should be called Pretty Skanky Woman . Angel ? Fred ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I should 've knocked . I always forget to knock because , you know , I did n't have a door for so long . He called me sweetheart . But it 's just an expression , is n't it ? When a waitress calls you honey , it does n't mean you 're special . It 's just a word , right ? Sweetheart . Is this about Angel ? He talked to you , did n't he ? This is all my fault . I told him to do that . You told him to make out with that woman on the desk ? What ? No . What woman ? [disco_music_PLAYS] [christina_GlGGLES] My boyfriend 's probably looking for me . He could catch us at any moment . Sort of makes it more exciting , does n't it ? Yeah . It does . boyfriend : Hey ! - What the hell you think you 're doing ? - He bit me ! boyfriend : Freak ! [SCREAMS] Nice ! - Bring it on . That all you got ? - What are you on ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I ai n't alive , which means I 'll never die . I 'll be young , handsome and strong forever . There 's just one thing I got ta do first . [FAKE_ANGEL_GlGGLES] I do n't believe it . On my desk ? Well , it did used to be his . He was just kind of reclaiming it . WESLEY : How ? By marking it ? - This is n't like him . - This is totally like him . - Doing the dance with a cheap blond . - Brunette . She was a cheap brunette . - You 're right . This is n't like him . - So who was she ? It does n't matter who she was . The question is , who is he ? We 're all thinking it . - He 's Angelus again . - Who 's Angelus ? The badass vamp Angel turns into . But then why is n't there a body here ? That 's not what I meant . Why would Angel need to read about vampires ? - He wouldn't . - What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ exhibited uncharacteristic behavior before death . They were n't themselves . Angel 's infected by whatever got into them ? Not whatever , whomever . At the gym , anything unusual happen to Angel ? Not really . I was with him pretty much the whole time . Except when he went to the -- JACKSON : Hey . What are you doing out of bed ? Are you trying to bust loose again ? Damn , Marcus . You do n't quit , do you ? You wan na have another heart attack ? Look , I ca n't really explain this , but I need to get out of here . Just do n't turn me in . Not gon na have to . Your kid 's signing in at reception . OLD ANGEL : My kid ? - Uh-huh . FAKE ANGEL : Have a good night . RYAN : Good night . Hi , Dad . [whistles] You finally found a body that wo n't burn out , huh ? Looks like . Only one way you can keep it though , right ? - You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with that . You sure ? I do n't think you know what you 're getting into . I know . You do n't seem to know what you had . You were the worst vampire . Vampires do n't help people , moron , they kill them . - Here , let me show you . - You may have the attitude and power . But there 's one thing you do n't have and never will : friends . Four of them behind you with heavy things . He 's the one that 's been casting that spell . You 're Angel ? With that cologne ? I do n't think so . Do n't stake him . God , I love technology . Are you all right ? I got ta pee . Did you see an Algurian conjuring orb ? Could 've been glowing . In his room . On a shrine . I was right . Algurian body-switching spell . Keep an eye on him . Fred ! He 's out . He 's out . Read this . [SPEAKS_in_foreign_LANGUAGE] It 's cool , Gunn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ conjuring stone . - You ca n't take that ! - You do n't deserve that body ! - I was gon na say the same to you . I 'll tell you why you have a weak heart , Marcus . You never use it . You 're pathetic . You 're all path - - ! You should try to keep a lid on that rage . It 's not healthy . [GROANS] RYAN : What 's going on ? - Dad 's having a bad night . - Hi . - Hi . Hey . How 's your head ? Sorry about all that . I gather I had it coming . Yes . I 've been meaning to talk to you about something . Uh-huh . Okay . Is this about how you 're not like other men what , with that curse and all ? And how you 're really fond of me , but that 's as far as it goes ? Uh ... . Yeah . Cordelia explained it to me . She said you 'd probably just screw it up . She @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right . What ? It 's like something out of Fitzgerald . The man who can have everything but love . Well , maybe in some ways , you 're better off , because love is ... . Well , in a way , it 's everything . But it 's also heartache and disappointment . And those are good things to avoid . [FOOTSTEPS_echoing] Angel , Willow 's on the phone . She 's alive . Buffy 's alive