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@@5000941 @1DON-GONYEA@2 : As we mentioned earlier , the new Congress takes office on Thursday . And even though ending the partial government shutdown will be job No. 1 , Democrats who are taking control of the House have plenty of other priorities as well . One is addressing climate change . Activists say environmental rules have come under assault over the past two years . In fact , researchers say the Trump administration has rolled back about 80 rules relating to the environment during their time in office . So , just this past week , Nancy Pelosi - likely the next speaker of the House - announced a new select committee on the climate crisis , and she has tabbed Congresswoman Kathy Castor of Florida as its chair . She joins us now . Congresswoman Castor , thanks for being here . @1KATHY-CASTOR@2 : Thank you , Don . @1GONYEA@2 : So , first of all , why do we need to have this special select committee ? @1CASTOR@2 : Well , we have to act with urgency . And , if you recall , last time Nancy Pelosi had the gavel , the speakership , she established @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ So she is right to re-establish it . We - across the Democratic caucus along with some Republicans - understand that this is a dire risk to our way of life and that we have a moral obligation to our children and future generations to act now . @1GONYEA@2 : The name of the committee is different this time . The words climate crisis are right in there . @1CASTOR@2 : You bet . We do n't need to do a lot of investigation on the problem . We have all of the experts that have weighed in . So it 's not going to be a committee that just spins its wheels and does n't recommend action . We are going to be very action-oriented. @1GONYEA@2 : What kind of action can we expect ? @1CASTOR@2 : Well , what 's going to be different is we 're going to make sure that every single committee has policy recommendations . We will take action with our Republican colleagues where we can . I mean , after all , Trump is still in the White House , and the GOP @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be some bipartisan things we can do , maybe on fuel economy . And I think we also need to highlight the leaders in communities , in states across the country that already are going a hundred percent renewable and changes the dynamic there . @1GONYEA@2 : And what do you know , at this point , about the makeup of the committee ? @1CASTOR@2 : It 's got to be a bipartisan committee . But I 'm hopeful we 'll have some of the outstanding freshmen members that can bring their new passion and energy to this committee . We need them , desperately . The entire Congress , simply , has been out of touch with what 's happening across the country in moving towards a clean energy economy . @1GONYEA@2 : I 'm wondering - how does this committee , which you admit , you know , does n't have direct power to write legislation or get things enacted - how do you plan on working with an administration where there 's a great deal of open skepticism toward the science on climate change ? @1CASTOR@2 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up . Yes , the Trump administration has weakened clean water , clean air , fuel economy standards to the detriment of the health of American families . But it 's really hitting Americans in our pocketbook now as they pass along enormous costs . For example , here , in Florida , when you roll back clean water standards , you 're socking it to the small businesses that rely on clean water and clean beaches . So our impetus is going to be action . We 're going to press these committees . We 're going to work in conjunction with activists and average Americans all across this country to push back on the Trump administration 's dirty agenda . @1GONYEA@2 : But an EPA that can write rules and a Republican Senate - those are both significant obstacles , it would seem . @1CASTOR@2 : Very significant . But I have seen progress in my lifetime . Clean Water Act has cleaned rivers and bays . The Clean Air Act has cleaned the air . Those were not easy things to do . We tackled acid rain @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , we will continue the momentum . The science , the momentum is on our side . What we do n't have time for is to delay . @1GONYEA@2 : With the government shutdown , we do n't know when you 'll get to settle in and get to work on this . But when you do , what aspect of climate change do you anticipate focusing on first ? @1CASTOR@2 : Well , the day that we are sworn in , we will adopt a package that will authorize this committee to begin work . And we will begin right away . And when it comes to climate , it 's going to be pressing for the things that are doable right off the bat , like fuel economy standards and additional action by state and local governments . And then , we will continue to power away at the Trump administration and the Senate that have blocked progress . And you simply ca n't give up on this . @1GONYEA@2 : That was Congresswoman Kathy Castor , who will be leading the Select Committee on the Climate Crisis @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @1CASTOR@2 : Thank you very much . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-KEVIN-M@7 National Public Radio , Inc.

@@5001041 @1SEAN-HANNITY-FOX-N@3 : Lying pomposity , smugness , groupthink , got it . I think I have it memorized. @1TUCKER-CARLSON-FOX-@3 : Yes . @1HANNITY@2 : You even have Mark Steyn saying it . Great job , sir . @1CARLSON@2 : Yes , we do . @1HANNITY@2 : Great show tonight . All right . We have an incredible show tonight . That 's all I can say . Buckle up . This has been a truly historic day in America , and around the world , literally starting with shocking revelations out of Israel . The Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu just gave an unmitigated warning to the international community as it relates to Iran . The mullahs of Iran are secretly advancing their illicit nuclear programs , and Israel , the United States , all of our allies now face extreme danger . And " The Washington Free Beacon " reporting tonight that even our own intel community has now confirmed this . Coming up , we 're going to show you all the evidence . We will explain why Obama 's Iranian appeasement plant did nothing to slow the threat of nuclear proliferation in the world . And also @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ summit between North and South Korea and the United States is moving forward as planned . And now , Kim Jong-un is allegedly prepared to end his nuclear weapons program if the United States promises not to invade . And the South Korean president is even suggesting that President Trump should get the Nobel Peace Prize for his important work in the region . That 's going to make liberals heads explode . Plus , another day , another damning revelation surrounding the deep statewide . Former director of national intelligence turned anti-Trump fake news CNN pundit , James Clapper , caught lying directly to Congress yet again . As Congress ever going to face -- will he face the General Flynn standard or does he get the Hillary , oh , we do n't have equal justice under the law standard ? Also , John Brennan 's comments , is this a deep state threat against the president of United States ? And later , we 'll address Michelle Wolf 's petty , cheap , lame performance at the White House correspondents dinner . And , finally tonight , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ border scaling the fence . Where is the Mexican government ? All of that plus , Candace Owens is fresh off her meeting with Kanye West . She will give us the details later in the program . Buckle up , we have a busy opening news monologue . @5MUSIC@6 @1HANNITY@2 : Appeasement never works . And tonight , we have yet another damning reminder . The Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is now sounding the alarm and as per usual , the prime minister has pure moral clarity . I 've been saying this for years . Now , the prime minister is revealing , according to thousands of pages of official documents obtained by intelligence sources , Iran 's nuclear weapons program is alive and well . The Iranians call it Project Amad . It is secret . It is illicit . It is an ongoing scheme to construct nuclear weapons and the means to deliver them , including a very specific plan to develop five warheads , each containing a 10-kiloton yield . And here 's what the Prime Minister Netanyahu said about this program in an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1BENJAMIN-NETANYAHU-@3 : This was Iran 's chance to fully come clean to IAEA . They could tell the truth . They could say , we have this program , this secret program , it 's over , we shelved , it does n't exist , we destroyed them , too . Here 's what Iran actually told the IAEA . It said , Iran denied the existence of a coordinate program and the development of the nuclear explosive device and specifically denied the existence of the Amad plan . The material proves otherwise , that Iran authorized , initiated , and funded project Amad , a coordinated program aimed at the development of a nuclear explosive device . Here 's another document from the archive . This is a master plan of Project Amad. @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1HANNITY@2 : I 'm told the prime minister did all that , that entire presentation , PowerPoint , without any notes . Now , remember , this just comes three years after President Obama signed off on what is the worst to deal in the history of the United States , frankly , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ United States agreed to unlock $150 billion of frozen Iranian assets and send another $1.7 billion in cash , including an initial $400 million down payment , literally shipped in cargo planes and cash and other currencies . Now , some critical U.S. sanctions against Iran were lifted at the time . What did we get in return ? A promise from radical Islamic mullahs of Iran that they temporarily halt their nuclear weapons program ? The same mullahs that actively plan for the destruction of Israel ? The same muscles that chant " death to America , death to Israel , " that fund terrorism all over the war , that are fighting proxy war after proxy wars in Iraq and Syria and elsewhere ? The same mullahs that are responsible for killing U.S. soldiers in Iraq , holding other Americans hostage ? Remember , Obama told us , well , this was good for the world ? Well , we warned you . This agreement was always a sham . No different than when Neville Chamberlain declared peace in his time and signed off on a deal trying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Clinton appeased Kim Jong-un ' s father , Kim Jong Il , in the agreement Clinton promised this was a good deal for the American people . It will halt North Korea 's nuclear weapons program and ambition once and for all . And in 2015 , Obama wanted you to believe once again , if only we kissed the rings of despots and radicals and dictators , somehow , they 're going to be nice to us . Faulty , field logic . Appeasement never works . President Trump now faces a very important decision , whether or not to hold Iran accountable and pull the U.S. out of this deeply flawed agreement . Here is how President Trump reacted to this incredible , breaking developments today . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1DONALD-TRUMP-PRESI@3 : Seven years , that deal will have expired and Iran is free to go ahead and create nuclear weapons . That 's not acceptable . Seven years is tomorrow . That 's not acceptable . It 's a horrible agreement for the United States , including the fact , Mr. President , that we gave Iran $150 billion @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of that . $1.8 billion in cash , $150 billion . You know what we got ? We got nothing . We got nothing . So , that does n't mean I would not negotiate a new idea . We 'll see what happens . But I think if anything , what 's happening today and what 's happened over the last little while and what we 've learned has really shown that I 've been 100 percent right . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1HANNITY@2 : There are moments in history you have to learn from and the devastating failures of appeasement , Neville Chamberlain , Bill Clinton in his day , President Obama in his way , it all has taught us , appeasement never works . Peace through strength does work . Now , this brings us to our next topic : President Trump 's historic diplomatic progress on the Korean peninsula . Now , instead of trying to appease Kim Jong-un or bribe him with boatloads of cash , president Trump took some very tough measures . Now , in the early months of the administration , remember the president @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ multiple carrier strike groups to the region . He squeezed North Korea 's most important strategic partner , China , all the while calling Kim Jong-un little rocket man and saying our button works . The media freaked out , proclaimed Trump is going to lead us to a nuclear war . They said the same thing when Reagan called the former Soviet Union an evil empire . We knew better and now , the president 's strategy is now seeing significant progress that is great for the world , because for the first time ever , this is historic , look at this . Kim Jong un crossing into South Korea for this historic them a positive meeting with South Korean President Moon . And a meeting between President Trump , President Moon , and Kim Jong-un is moving forward as planned . Not done yet . Certainly good progress . And also breaking today , according to the South Korean sources , the North Korean dictator is willing to give up his nuclear weapons program completely as long as the United States agrees to officially end of the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Over the weekend , during a rally in Michigan , oh , the crowd reacted , this is when the president was going to be at the White House correspondents dinner , and I proudly , 30 years in radio , 20 years on TV , have never been to a single one . I 'm proud of that . This is the crowd reacted to the developments on the Korean peninsula . Take a look . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1TRUMP@2 : I remember , you know , it was very rough , three , four months ago . @5CROWD-CHANTING@6 @1TRUMP@2 : Nobel . @5CHEERS@6 @5CROWD-CHANTING@6 @1TRUMP@2 : That 's very nice . Thank you . That 's very nice . Nobel . I just want to get the job done . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1HANNITY@2 : I just want to get the job done . Everyone on the fake news media , their heads exploded . Now , get this , the South Korean president agrees Moon is now echoing these calls for president Trump to in fact , yes , receive the Nobel peace prize . Let 's hope we can pull @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ developments from the Korean peninsula should give everyone around the world a sense of cautious optimism and some are even calling president Trump a transformational president . Three words : peace through strength . We 'll bring you more on this later in the show , but first , the deep state is crumbling right before our eyes . Nearly five years ago , then-National Intelligence Director James Clapper , remember , he blatantly perjured himself in front of Congress ? You may remember this moment . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1UNIDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : Does the NSA collect any type of data at all on millions or hundreds of millions of Americans ? @1JAMES-CLAPPER-FORM@3 : No , sir . @1UNIDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : It does not ? @1CLAPPER@2 : Not wittingly . There are cases where they could inadvertently , perhaps collect , but not wittingly . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1HANNITY@2 : And , of course , a short time later , what did we learn ? The NSA was collecting data . Clapper knew it and he lied . He was never charged like General Flynn with lying , this case , perjury . And now , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And according to a report from the House Intel Committee during a closed-door hearing , Clapper flatly denied ever discussing that phony Clinton bought and paid for Steele Russian dossier with a member of the media . He also repeated this claim in March during an interview with Don Lemon over at CNN . Take a look . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1CLAPPER@2 : I do not have any contact with media until after I left the government on the 20th of January . So I do n't quite understand what I read that somehow I leaked about the dossier. @1DON-LEMON-CNN-ANCHO@3 : So , let me get into -- you did n't like anything about the dossier to anybody ? @1CLAPPER@2 : No , not -- I mean , I talked about it after I left the government . But not during that period and certainly not between the sixth of January and the 10th when the president-elect himself talked about it . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1HANNITY@2 : It 's an incredible development . Now , the Intel Committee 's report found that Clapper , quote , admitted to the House Permanent Select Committee on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Jake Tapper in early January of 2017 . This was shortly before Trump 's inauguration . Tapper along with two other journalists , so-called journalist from CNN , published a report detailing how Trump was briefed about the Steele dossier . And then a short time later , James Clapper , oh , he 's hired by fake news CNN as an analyst . You connect the dots . Now , President Trump reacted on Twitter , writing , quote : Clapper lied about fraudulent dossier leaks to CNN . He 's a lying machine who now works for fake news CNN . Now , if Clapper does not face legal jeopardy over this blatant perjury to Congress , it will be yet one more example of what I say is our two-tiered system of justice . He 'll go with the Hillary Clinton system of justice . Now , let 's turn to the mainstream media . If you thought they could n't get any more anti-Trump or downright vulgar , think again . They outdid themselves over the weekend . The White House correspondents association held their annual @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , where they take some time to honor the media , pat themselves on the back , just like their Hollywood buddies , for their courageous work of echoing each other . President Trump , who did not attend , previewed the dinner at his rally in Michigan . He decided to stay with the people , just like he did last year . Good choice . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1TRUMP@2 : By the way , by the way , by the way , is this better than that phony Washington White House correspondents dinner ? Is this more fun ? @5CHEERS@6 I could be up there tonight smiling like I love when they are hitting you shot after shot , these people , they hate your guts , shot . And I am suppose to . And , you know , you got to smile . And if you do n't smile , they will say , he was terrible , he could n't take a hit . And if you do smile , they 'll say , what was he smiling about ? You know , there is no winning @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , all too accurate . This year 's show featured such so-called comedian , former " Daily Show " contributor , I never heard of her before this weekend , Michelle Wolf , delivering a performance that is so cringe-worthy , vile , and so , one-sided , well , you might want to cover your ears of if you had kids in the living room tonight . Take a look . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1MICHELLE-WOLF-COMED@3 : Mike Pence is also very anti-choice . He thinks abortion is murder . Which , first of all , do n't knock it till you try it . And when you do try it , really knock it . You know it , you got to get that baby out of there . You guys got to stop putting Kellyanne on your show . All she does is lie . If you do n't give her a platform , she has nowhere to lie . It 's like that old saying , if a tree falls in the woods , how do we get Kellyanne under that tree ? I 'm not suggesting she gets @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . She 's the diaper genie of the administration . On the outside , she looks sweet but on the inside , it 's still ( EXPLETIVE DELETED ) . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1HANNITY@2 : Not even funny . If you think that 's bad , by the way , Wolf saved her worst remarks for Sarah Sanders , who was sitting just feet away , just a few feet away . Take a look . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1WOLF@2 : And , of course , we have Sarah Huckabee Sanders , we are graced with Sarah 's presence tonight . I have to say , I am a little starstruck . I love you as Aunt Lydia and " The Handmaid 's Tale . " I actually really like Sarah . I think she 's very resourceful . Like , she burns facts and then she uses the ash to create a perfect smoky eye . Like , maybe she 's born with it , maybe its allies . And I 've never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders . You know ? Is that Sarah Sanders , is it Sarah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Huckabee Sanders ? But what is Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women ? @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1HANNITY@2 : By the way , Sarah , Kellyanne , they took it with incredible grace , especially Sarah Sanders right there . This performance , a so-called performance was so bad , so mean-spirited , that even the association 's president expressed regret over Wolf 's remark and some of the mainstream media , even they called out this so-called comedian . Take a look . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1UNIDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : I think the comedian crossed a line . This went from poking fun to being mean-spirited . It was very uncomfortable . I think that Sarah Sanders handled herself very well . @1UNIDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : The dinner is supposed to be a journalism and not the red carpet , not the mean-spirited joke that we saw last night , some of those I really thought were inappropriate . @1UNIDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : This dinner has had a lot of bad moments . Thinking back last evening as I was watching this cringe-worthy performance in some respects going after the appearance of Sarah Sanders , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thought the pain of the people on stage , when Sarah Huckabee Sanders was being made fun of , I -- everybody felt pain for her . She felt pain . And it really bothered me . I know there 's a big controversy about whether or not her appearance was being made fun of or not , come on . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1HANNITY@2 : Fox News alert , Hannity agrees with Mika . Anyway , just as the president tweeted , this event is now dead . The president is incredibly smart , not dignify this dinner with his presence . Sarah Sanders , other Trump officials attended in order to show their appreciation for the press , and the vital function that they serve in this country , and they were promptly mocked and degraded , the press deserves no such consideration going forward . I 've said it before , I 'll say it again -- journalism in this country is absolutely dead . They are not journalists . They are opinion advocacy hosts . They do n't admit it . The last story tonight comes from a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this large caravan of migrants from Central America as they marched through Mexico headed to the U.S. border . Mexico does nothing and now dozens of migrants have arrived at the border and they are demanding entry into the U.S. with some attempting to scale a border fence in California . President Trump weighed in also earlier today . Take a look . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1TRUMP@2 : We are a nation of laws . We have to have borders . We do n't have borders , we do n't have a country . And I 've been watching for weeks as the caravan came up . And you know , the Mexican laws are very tough on immigration , extremely tough . And it started out with way over 1,000 people . I guess now it 's down to about a hundred . You got to have a wall . And we need a border security . And we will have border security . As you know , we are sending many , many national guardsmen down to the border . Most of them are already there . And that 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the law . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1HANNITY@2 : Where 's the Mexican government ? They went all through Mexico . And , by the way , they usually imprison people from Central America , El Salvador , Nicaragua , and -- or they just return them and deport them immediately . Now , for decades , they 've turned in all too obvious blind eye as millions of their citizens , as well as citizens from other countries , showed no respect to our laws , our sovereignty , our borders , our citizens . This is an issue of national security , an issue of U.S. sovereignty . Mexico needs to be held accountable . And most importantly , it is time for the wall to be built on our southern border . Joining us now , counselor to President Trump , Kellyanne Conway . I 'd be negligent , I really do n't want to dignify this ridiculous dinner , but I think I would be negligent if I did n't ask your thoughts . I really , truly -- it 's so insulting and crude and I try @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ conservative comedian saying this about any liberal woman , what will the results be ? @1KELLYANNE-CONWAY-CO@3 : Sean , in some ways , it was very little that was surprising on Saturday night , though . The faux outrage from some people who looked down at Twitter all day long and see the likes of Sarah and Ivanka , me , insulted . This just happened right in front of them where they were all gussied up so they could n't deny it . In some ways , it was just another day at the office . They knew they were insulted handily , but it does n't make some people and be miserable or us any less powerful , and dutiful to the jobs that we have on behalf of the country that we love . I actually think both events Saturday night really helped President Trump . @1HANNITY@2 : Yes . @1CONWAY@2 : First , he got to go to Michigan and tell -- he was in Washington , Michigan , touting -- @1HANNITY@2 : So smart . Yes . @1CONWAY@2 : -- the economic progress , the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and then the event here in Washington , it helped them as well , because it fed right into all of the cynicism , the skepticism that a lot of Americans have about the mainstream media writ large . They have a 14 percent approval . @1HANNITY@2 : Let me ask you something -- @1CONWAY@2 : Let me say something . @1HANNITY@2 : Yes . @1CONWAY@2 : I spent -- I spent tonight trying to find out how much Michelle Wolf was paid . Nobody will give me a straight answer . And I called three people who were on the dais , who actually picked up the phone , and no one would give me an answer . They said that they had no idea . There are n't kinds of meetings like that -- @5CROSSTALK@6 @1HANNITY@2 : I would like to know about the anchors and reporters financial holdings , too , considering everyone cares about mine . @1CONWAY@2 : Well , now , hold on , but hold on . The reason I am said this , we are told this is a scholarship dinner , and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but I feel really badly for those students . The president , the vice president met them at the White House , they took pictures with them the other day , I had occasion to see me scholarship winners , I feel sorry for them , because they were almost an afterthought that night . I do n't want anybody to say this was about them , this was the First Amendment when the president of the White House correspondents association stood up and said , an attack on one journalist is an attack on all journalists , well , folks , think about this . Is an attack on one woman or two women an attack on all women ? @1HANNITY@2 : I 'm glad I did n't interrupt you . That 's a powerful line . North Korea , history in the making . Nobody saw it coming . @1CONWAY@2 : Yes , it is. @1HANNITY@2 : Iran 's intelligence , President Trump was right . The unprecedented alliance , Israel , United States , the Saudis , Jordanians , Egyptians , the Emirates . It 's unbelievable @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's incredible . That 's right . It 's incredible , Sean , and it is urgently owing to President Trump 's leadership and his vision , and also his patients . The relationships that he 's been able to build with leaders across the world in the first 15 months of his administration , really the first year and a half since he was elected , has led us to this moment and folks do n't underestimate the power of North Korea and South Korea really coming together holding hands and saying that decades of war will -- could just be swept away , could end , also , North Korea has agreed to stop doing its nuclear tests to allow inspectors in , which is key , to go back to the same time zone as South Korea , a lot of progress there , and its Donald Trump leadership . Many critics of this administration are giving him the credit for that . @1HANNITY@2 : Kellyanne , these are amazing times . Are they ever going to give the president credit ? I doubt it . All @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , as a matter of fact . Breaking news , Sara Carter , a new report , Ed Henry , Sean Spicer , Joe Concha , we got a lot of ground to cover . Stay with us. @5COMMERCIAL-BREAK@6 @1HANNITY@2 : " The Washington Post " is out with an explosive new report tonight , Trump allied House conservatives draft articles of impeachment against Rosenstein as a last resort . Joining us now with what she knows , Fox News investigative reporter Sara Carter . Also , " The New York Times " breaking , Trump allied House conservative , the other one is about -- I had the wrong article in front of me , Mueller has dozens of inquiries for Trump on broad quest on Russian ties . I am told by my sources tonight that " The New York Times " is full of crap , that those are not -- a lot of those questions are not the questions that the special counsel is asking . Clearly , a leak by the special counsel 's office again with anonymous sources . Your reaction to it ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ once again , Sean . I mean , we see stories like this over and over again alleging collusion , saying that Mueller is going to ask about collusion , trying to keep this story line alive , even though we know there is no evidence of any such collision between President Trump , his campaign , and Russia , at least not as of yet . We have n't seen anything . But we keep seeing these stories . And this is why we have to be concerned , because this is a disinformation campaign that we keep hearing from senior Obama administration -- @5CROSSTALK@6 @1HANNITY@2 : It is a disinformation campaign . How stupid is it ? @1CARTER@2 : It really is. @1HANNITY@2 : Wait a minute . How stupid is it ? They want to get in the president 's mind ? Did you ever think of firing Mueller when he never fired Mueller and he has every right to fire Mueller constitutionally ? This is how bad the press in this country is and you 're right , they are being fed lies , disinformation , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . They are being fed this information and its spread like wildfire . And , you know , once it 's out there , Sean , there is no way to reel it back in . It actually put the other people , the president , his staff , his former campaign members on the defensive . It 's like they are guilty before -- I mean , they do n't even have any evidence and they are saying they are guilty of something , and then they have to go out on the defensive and tried to prove themselves innocent . This is completely wrong . These are things that happen in other countries . I like it when people say banana republic , right , when they are going after an administration . @1HANNITY@2 : No , this is America -- if this is successful , this is America becoming Venezuela . What did you know about the phone call Flynn made with a soon-to-be counterpart , which would be doing his job coming into a job ? Did you see John Brennan but said actually stay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : That sounded like a deep state threat to me . And similarly , you know , look at Rod Rosenstein . Articles of impeachment drafted and the media is ignoring it ? Did Rod Rosenstein have anything to do with signing off on the FISA warrants and lying to FISA courts with information that was unverified , uncorroborated and paid for by Hillary Clinton and they did n't tell the Judge that part ? @1CARTER@2 : Absolutely . And this is the reason why , you know the House Freedom Caucus has this last resort drafted , this one-page memo , and they want to get it out there . Their frustration with trying to get information from the Department of Justice , from the FBI , the failure to turn over this information and time , they are being stonewalled , they are being slow walk . So this is an enormous frustration for Congressional Committees , who have oversight over these departments . They know that there are failures here , they know that some of these investigations , now that they have looked into this , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sean , had it not been these committees investigating this . @1HANNITY@2 : Is this what -- is this what Brenan is saying ? " Stay tuned , Mr. President -- all this -- what was your opinion of Mr. Comey during the transition ? " It does n't matter what his opinion was of Mr. Comey during the transition . @1CARTER@2 : No. @1HANNITY@2 : He had every right to fire him . Rod Rosenstein said the FBI would never be cleaned out with James Comey in office . These " New York Times " questions , you could use it to burn in your fireplace tonight ! @1CARTER@2 : He absolutely had a right to fire Comey . Absolutely . That was his privilege to fire Comey . And it was n't just the President who wanted to fire Comey . Let 's go back a little bit further into the past . The Democrats -- the Democrats wanted to Comey fired as well . So everybody wanted Comey fired until Comey was actually fired . And that is what is interesting here . And look at what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ also very interesting . I mean , Clapper has been espousing the same type of disinformation , alluding to things that are happening , now we know that Clapper was more than likely the leak to CNN on the dossier , which got everything started , and then later on -- @1HANNITY@2 : Where do you think these questions came from ? Where do you think this New York Times which half of them are asinine , putting that aside , you do n't have to be a lawyer to figure it out . Where do you think they came from ? @1CARTER@2 : Well , they were actually leaked -- @1HANNITY@2 : By ? @1CARTER@2 : -- by people I believe from the Special Counsel . I believe that they were leaked -- @1HANNITY@2 : Or somebody at the Special Counsel talking to Brennan and Clapper ? @1CARTER@2 : Correct . @1HANNITY@2 : May be the corrupt Andrew Weissmann and company ? @1CARTER@2 : Possibly . We do n't know exactly he was doing this . @1HANNITY@2 : Let me ask you a last question . You have an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on and that is the V.A . Appointee of the President . You discovered four sources , unbelievable story . @1CARTER@2 : Yes , so what I was told , and I had it confirmed with four sources , and it 's definitely true , that the Vice President 's position -- now this is not a handpicked position by the Vice President , it is a selected position through the military , Dr. Jennifer Pena was the one that led this , I guess , this backlash against Dr. Ronny Jackson to the Hill and it 's very concerning . One , because it looks like it 's been a long time dispute between both of them . It looks like it 's an internal problem for both of them . I know I talked to people at the White House that want to stress this is not a problem between the Vice President and the President . @1HANNITY@2 : There are a chance this person gets fired ? @1CARTER@2 : I think there is a chance that this person gets fired , but it has to follow a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ military office . @1HANNITY@2 : All right . Unbelievable reporting , Sara Carter . These " New York Times " thing , put it in your fireplace and burn it , because we have sources that say -- half of these questions are dumb anyway . You know , what was in your mind at the time ? You do n't punish people or charge people , not that you can charge a sitting President , and the President has every right to fire anybody he wants , for the thoughts they have in their head . Joining us now , former White House press secretary , Sean Spicer , " The Hill 's , " Joe Concha , former President of the National Correspondents Association , Fox News chief national correspondent , Ed Henry . Let 's start with you , Sean Spicer . You know , it is fascinating if anybody ever leaked any of this from any Special Counsel , and to " The New York Times , " another anonymous source think , it would be against a Democrat , you and I both know , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that . @1SEAN-SPICER-FOREMR-@3 : Absolutely . I think that what you are seeing now is definitely concerning . And I understand why the President wants to get this wrapped up . We 've seen this go over and over again for the better part of the year , no evidence has come forward , everything gets leaked out , this favorable to the president and it 's about time that they fish or cut bait . The President and the White House have been very forthcoming with individual 's information and it 's about time that we either wrap this thing up or we allow the President , because this President is doing great things and has to move on the agenda in this country . @1HANNITY@2 : What was your opinions of Mr. Comey ? What is a matter ? You can fire him for any reason , Joe Concha. @1JOE-CONCHA-THE-HILL@3 : Well , I think we see , Sean , with the behavior of James Comey on the book towards , getting personal about the President , if you look at Brennan 's Twitter account and just scroll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there , and it is hard to believe that when he was running the CIA , that he actually was able to separate all of those feelings and do his job without that sort of partisan thinking . And obviously , Clapper , who is now a CNN contributor , same thing . So , I think this is very disturbing that you have all of these top officials engaging in partisan behavior and as for the leaks , I mean , we keep hearing that Mueller is running a straightforward , clean investigation , then how does that get into the pages of " The New York Times . " I would love to know . @1HANNITY@2 : Baloney . Ed , when you appoint Andrew Weissmann , who withheld exculpatory evidence twice , was overturn 9-0 in the Supreme Court , put four Merrill Executives in jail for a year , overturned by the Fifth Circuit , and put tens of thousands of Anderson accounting workers out of work and blow everything and get appointed by Mueller , Ed , ought to tell you everything you need to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Dinner . @1ED-HENRY-SENIOR-NAT@3 : Yes . @1HANNITY@2 : Why would President Trump ever go ? I think he is right . I think this whole thing is dead . Goodbye . It 's buried now . @1HENRY@2 : I used to think he might go next year ahead of his reelection battle , try to have an olive branch , but I think you are right now that he will never go . That was destroyed on Saturday night . Sarah Sanders was treated horribly . The Correspondence Association invited her basically in to their home for dinner and she was personally , viciously attacked . I think it is unlikely the President will go -- pardon of me -- and I think , I 've spoken to a lot of reporters who say that the association played right into the President 's hands and that he is why he was outside the beltway , talking to people and inside the beltway , you have these elites , you know , sort of , you know , beating up on Sarah Sanders . And I think it was a big @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can , Ed is absolutely right . I mean , if this was a celebration of what the media thinks it 's a celebration of the first amendment , I hate to see how they celebrate the fourth of July . There was no invocation , they gave CNN an award right off the bat on debunked information , and they attacked the comedian -- made derogatory comments about the tragedy in the Southwest Airlines . The vile and disgusting language they used about abortion victims was just so out of hand . @1HANNITY@2 : Was so horrible . @1SPICER@2 : I do n't think , I think what yesterday was the exposure of what really is the problem that exists right now and I hope that going forward , not only do we re-examine the need for this dinner , but a lot of folks in the media understand the concerns that especially conservatives have with things like this . @1HANNITY@2 : let me say this , if this does n't end the White House Correspondent 's Dinner for this President , I do n't know what would , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from " The New York Times " tonight , absolute garbage , no attorney will ever let this President sit down with Robert Mueller . Now it 's going to go on for a year . It 's all executive privilege and Mueller drove this , as I predicted he would , when he hired his hit team of partisans . Joe ? @1CONCHA@2 : I think that sums it up , Sean , in terms of Mueller , in terms of again , all of these top officials now being exposed , especially James Clapper , being shown to have lied about leaking information to the media and I think he has some answers -- has to answer some question on Capitol Hill about this . Peter King mentioned on this network earlier , that that may not very well happen . @1HANNITY@2 : What is in your mind , Ed Henry , this is not going to hold it ? @1HENRY@2 : I think it 's unlikely , if the president will ever sit-down . There was a time that I thought he would , but this list @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ even though there is no evidence . @1HANNITY@2 : Collusion is not a crime . @1HENRY@2 : And dozens of questions , it 's unlikely he ought to sit down . @1HANNITY@2 : Ever . All right . Guys , good to see you . When we come back , Daniel Hoffman , Sebastian Gorka break down the massive developments tonight , concerning the information on Iran in the history and the makings with North Korea straight ahead . @5COMMERCIAL-BREAK@6 @1HANNITY@2 : And joining us now with more reaction to all the huge , breaking developments on the Korean peninsula and out of Iran , we have Fox News National Security Strategy , Sebastian Gorka , retired CIA Senior Intelligence Officer and Sonoran , Policy Groups Vice President , Daniel Hoffman . Let 's start with the presentation by BB . Benjamin Netanyahu . It was , I think the -- first of all I think he did it without notes . The single biggest intel breakthrough that I can think of in our lifetime . Your thoughts ? @1SEBASTIAN-GORKA-CN@3 : Yes , I think if we are old enough @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ missile crisis when our ambassador stood up at the United Nations and said to the soviets , you are lying , here are the U2 photographs of the missiles that you smuggled into Cuba to attack us . It was like that , but on steroids , Sean . We are talking about tens of thousands of documents , half a ton of information , intelligence that our government has confirmed that proves everything that President has been saying . The Iran deal is a sham and the Iranians want and are developing nuclear weapons to use against the west and to use against Israel . It 's a slam-dunk and as far as I 'm concerned , as of today , thanks to BB . Netanyahu , the JCPOA Iran deal , Obama 's wonderful legacy is dead . @1HANNITY@2 : Mr. Hoffman , beyond that , now the world has clarity to get out of this ridiculous Iranian deal and even more historic , you see North Korean dictator , who not that long ago was firing missiles over Japan and threatening Guam and the world in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the South Korean President , and I would say Donald Trump played a big part in all of that . @1DANIEL-HOFFMAN-RETI@3 : He did . Let me just make a quick comment on the Iran deal . They were three elements of that that were really a problem for us . The first was the sunset clause . The second , that they did n't address Iran 's development of ICBM 's . And third , it provided an influx of cash for Iran 's state sponsored terrorism . One of the really interesting parts of Prime Minister Netanyahu 's briefing today related to Iran 's plan to integrate ICBM 's with nuclear weapons . That has to be cause for great concern for us and I think what we are waiting for right now is the U.S. Intelligence community assessment of the veracity of the intelligence reports . I expect this story to carry on in the days ahead , Sean . @1HANNITY@2 : What is your take on North Korea ? I mean , did anyone , this is the typical liberal thought process , though , Dr. @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , we got to bribe them . If we are nicer to them , they will be nicer to us . It never works . @1GORKA@2 : The left-wing has dictatorial propensities themselves . That is what political correctness is . Political correctness is in fact a form of censorship . They like to control other people . So , they are sympathetic to dictatorships , whether it is all going over the propaganda minister of North Korea during the Olympics or whether it is worshiping the Iranian mullahs and giving them $150 billion , they are simpatico with these people . So , this is when it stops . No more appeasement . This is not Berlin in 1938 . This is not the Cuban missile crisis . It stops on January 20th , 2016 , Sean . @1HANNITY@2 : It worked for Reagan . It worked for Churchill . It worked for -- it works . Appeasement fails . Mr. Hoffman . @1HOFFMAN@2 : Yes . Just one comment about North Korea that I think it 's really important for us to highlight , is the President has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ way , he is going to walk out . And he is not giving any sanctions relief until North Korea fully denuclearizes. @1HANNITY@2 : I agree with you . @1HOFFMAN@2 : And that is , I think the key elements here , we 've made errors in the past , we gave them a lot of aid and then -- @1HANNITY@2 : Agreed . @1HOFFMAN@2 : -- it broke down over verification . @1HANNITY@2 : Totally verify and they get nothing until -- @1HOFFMAN@2 : Mistrust but verify I would even say in this case . @1HANNITY@2 : Agreed . Yes . Amazing times we are living in and I will tell you that . Thank you both . When we come back , Candace Owens is back . She met with Kanye West over the weekend . We 'll find out what happened straight ahead . @5COMMERCIAL-BREAK@6 @1HANNITY@2 : All right . So last week , Kanye West praised Turning Point USA Communication Director , Candace Owens on Twitter , saying that he likes the way she thinks . This past weekend , Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk went @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ us with more details . All right . I never got to hang out with Kanye . I did meet Kim Kardashian , though . What can you tell us about him ? @1CANDACE-OWENS-CONSE@3 : You know , I can tell you that Kanye has a wonderful , beautiful vision for the future of America . It 's a unifying message . And this is really just the beginning of it . I 'm incredibly honored to not only be on his journey , but for him to on mine . He understands something and he sees something on both sides . And I really think he is going to be significant in bridging the gap . @1HANNITY@2 : You know , I think -- friends of mine have told me , maybe you agree with this , I think this has the potential -- maybe I 'm over analyzing this , to perhaps start a cultural shift here . It has bothered me to no end as a conservative , the lies told every election here , Republicans are racist , misogynist , sexist , homophobic , xenophobic , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or the people that I know are . And I do n't hear solutions for the country for the forgotten men and women . All I hear is the same narrative every election cycle . And it frustrates me and I do believe it is to some extent sadly it is effective . @1OWENS@2 : Look , you 're exactly right . And listen , it was Andrew Breitbart that said that politics is downstream from culture . And this is why this is so significant with Kanye West , because he defines culture . He is pretty much at the top of it . And he is willing to have these conversations , he is willing to go against the grain , he is willing put on a MAGA hat , and he understands , you know how symbolic that was . How excited people were , because , exactly what you said they were able to say , look , I wear that night the hat and I am not an awful person . So , when Kanye West , wears them , he says , I love @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so much more and it reverberates around the world . And I 'm telling you , he is got a great mind , he is in an incredible space right now . @1HANNITY@2 : I look at , for example , I just love iconic class , the people . As much as I hate Bill Moore ( ph ) , and I mean , he hates me and I hate him , just a fact . But it 's always been people like Sean Hannity , Rush Limbaugh , the great one Mark Levin , conservatives that defended him , and in cult , just conservatives defend him . Not liberals . Why ? Why would that be , considering they claim to be the champions of free and open exchange of ideas , ideals and opinions ? @1OWENS@2 : Well , I think a lot of times it 's hard for them to step out of their own reality and a lot of the things that they say are not rooted in very many facts . And I have to say , Kanye offered me a very different @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to say , this came from Ben Shapiro , that facts do n't care about your feelings , but on the latter , you know , the feelings do become facts that at some point , we do have to acknowledge that . You know , their feelings have become facts . And the only way we will combat that is to hear them out and understand where they are coming from and to come up with a different solution . I 'm telling you , culture is that solution . They place a lot of emphasis on culture , and you know , who is wearing what hat and who says what they can and can not think . @1HANNITY@2 : Well , you know , Candace , since I 've gotten to know you , I told you , I am loving this trajectory , it 's like a rocket ship , your career is taking off , and it 's -- you should be very proud . It 's fun to watch . Thanks for being with us. @1OWENS@2 : Thank you so much , Sean . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Kathy Griffin taking back her apology , next . @5COMMERCIAL-BREAK@6 @1HANNITY@2 : Well , it 's been almost a year since comedian Kathy Griffin apologized to the President for appearing in a shocking photo holding a mock severed head of the President . But today , on " The View , " Kathy Griffin , took back her apology . Some apology . Take a look . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1UNIDENTIFIED-FEMALE@2 : A year this month this picture was released . We already described -- @1KATHY-GRIFFIN-AMERI@3 : What a year it 's been . @1UNIDENTIFIED-FEMALE@2 : Yes . @1GRIFFIN@2 : By the way , I take the apology back . I was under a two month federal investigation for conspiracy to assassinate the President of the United States . By the way , I like to say , I was n't Dixie chicks , I was ( BEEP ) . I mean , I lost left and right , metal , I lost everybody . @1UNIDENTIFIED-FEMALE@2 : Did you went too far though ? @1GRIFFIN@2 : No , not now . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1HANNITY@2 : All right . Well , there is your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're on the table . We are always fair and balanced , never the destroy Trump media , the news you wo n't get anywhere else . Thank you for being with us . Let not your heart be troubled . Fox News Network , LLC

@@5001141 @1TERRY-GROSS@2 : This is FRESH AIR . I 'm Terry Gross . The Supreme Court has changed during the Trump administration . The court now has two Trump appointees - Neil Gorsuch , who replaced the late Antonin Scalia after Mitch McConnell blocked President Obama from choosing Scalia 's successor , and Brett Kavanaugh , who replaced Anthony Kennedy after Kennedy retired . Now the chief justice , John Roberts , is also considered the most likely swing vote in a court that has 5 conservative justices . My guest , David A. Kaplan , says the court has reached the point where justices are often seen as political proxies of the Republican or Democratic Party . His new book is about how the court became so politicized and so powerful . It also includes profiles of several of the justices . The book is based in part on Kaplan 's interviews with several of the current justices , as well as past justices , 65 law clerks who worked at the Supreme Court and congressional and White House officials dating back to the Reagan administration . A lot of the interviews were done on the condition that he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ legal affairs editor at Newsweek , where he covered the Supreme Court for a decade . His new book is called " The Most Dangerous Branch : Inside The Supreme Court 's Assault On The Constitution . " David A. Kaplan , welcome to FRESH AIR . So one of the main themes of your book is that the court has become so politicized , you can predict how each justice will vote . It 's become politics by another name . Elaborate on that idea for us. @1DAVID-A.--KAPLAN@2 : Well , on those hot-button issues like abortion and same-sex marriage and voting rights and gun control and campaign finance , you pretty much know ahead of time where they 're going to come out . So the larger question I 'm trying to ask in the book is whether the court ought to be as interventionist and as involved in American life as it is . And during , for example , the recent Kavanaugh confirmation hearings , you heard questions about specific issues like abortion or presidential power , but nobody asked whether the court is properly involved @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ everyone pretty much assumes that it ought to be . @1GROSS@2 : In what sense do you think that the court is overstepping ? @1KAPLAN@2 : The court 's docket is almost entirely discretionary . The justices decide which cases they want to hear . And too often , they choose to hear cases involving issues that I argue would better be left to the political branches . That chiefly means Congress or state legislatures . And they do so for a variety of reasons . But I think the thread that runs through the views of most justices most of the time - and I interviewed a majority of them for this book , I interviewed them on background . I ca n't indicate which ones I interviewed . That was the terms of the deal . The attitude you get is , if not us , who will do so ? Some will look out the window and point to the Capitol and say , look at the dysfunctional Congress . They 'll make references , veiled and otherwise , to the presidency these days . And that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I do n't recall any part of the Constitution stating that it should be up to the court to decide issues when the other branches do n't behave responsibly . You know , I have lots of problems with democracy these days . I do n't like all sorts of decisions that are made . I do n't like the absence of responsible decision-making . But I guess my book throws in its lot with trusting democracy rather than nine judges so much of the time . And I think we 're going to see in coming years , now that the Conservatives have resolute control of the court , you 're going to see court power exercised in all kinds of ways . @1GROSS@2 : So now that we have a new court , in the sense that we have two Trump appointees on the court , do you think that this court has a certain agenda to it ? @1KAPLAN@2 : I think this court , like past courts , will have an activist agenda . That does n't mean conservative or liberal . As such , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ court , with five conservatives and three of them quite resolute , will start looking to overturn federal regulation and federal power generally . If you 're a liberal , or if you 're someone who 's by and large liked what the court has done over the last 50 years , you 've got far more important issues to worry about than abortion alone . @1GROSS@2 : What are the issues ? @1KAPLAN@2 : Federal power . I think there is a vast federal administrative state that passes all kinds of regulations , whether it 's on securities law , safety in the workplace , clean air , clean water . And the power of those agencies is by and large left alone by Congress . That 's a choice by Congress . They could rein in those agencies if they wanted to . And there is a view that that administrative state is one of the reasons the federal government has run amok . And the movement conservatives in this White House - not the social and religious conservatives - their grail is to rein in federal power @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ such . They 're perfectly happy to talk about Roe v. Wade to get the support of religious conservatives . But I think in Justice Kavanaugh and Justice Gorsuch , for example , they have a friend in trying to rein in federal power and to use federal courts to say , enough is enough . @1GROSS@2 : So when Steve Bannon was in the Trump administration , he talked about the goal of deconstructing the administrative state . And you 're saying the Trump administration still has that goal . And in the book , you said that that was a decisive factor in choosing Neil Gorsuch for the bench . What 's his record on deconstructing the administrative state ? @1KAPLAN@2 : He has written extensively as a lower court judge and in speeches and law review articles about doing precisely that . And it is one of his opinions when he was on the lower federal appeals court that most got the attention of the Trump White House . That 's what got their attention , not his views on abortion , same-sex marriage or other social @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I think in those two justices , as well as Justices Thomas and Alito and probably the chief justice , John Roberts , I think you arguably have five votes to overturn what 's called Chevron deference , which refers to a decision in the mid-1980s where the Supreme Court said that agencies like the EPA or the Securities and Exchange Commission or OSHA ought to be given a very wide berth in their decision-making . We at the court should defer to those regulations and rulings . I think you will see Chevron deference in great jeopardy . @1GROSS@2 : Are there other priorities you think this new court will have ? @1KAPLAN@2 : I think it is possible that you 'll see this court hearken back to the days of the 1930s and 1920s , when the court would strike down what we now regard as garden variety uncontroversial regulation of the workplace and strike it down on First Amendment grounds , on grounds of so-called economic liberty . People forget , but once upon a time , at the turn of the century , and for the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wage laws and maximum hour laws , regulations concerning workplace safety . They did so in the name of economic liberty . Now , eventually , FDR proposed court packing and was loudly critical of the court . And the court changed gears in 1937 , the famous switch in time that saved nine . And for the last 80 years , the court 's interest in liberty has largely focused on individual liberty . And you got decisions , for example , like Roe v. Wade on abortion . But I think it is possible that you may see that pendulum swing back . @1GROSS@2 : If you 're just joining us , my guest is David A. Kaplan . He 's the author of the new book " The Most Dangerous Branch : Inside The Supreme Court 's Assault On The Constitution . " We 'll be right back after a short break . This is FRESH AIR . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-ALEXAND@7 @1GROSS@2 : This is FRESH AIR and if you 're just joining us my guest is David Kaplan . He 's the author of the new book " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Assault On The Constitution . " He 's also former legal affairs editor at Newsweek . So I have a question , and I suspect you wo n't be able to answer , but I 'd love to know the answer to this . I *** @1GROSS@2 : the former legal affairs editor at Newsweek . So I have a question , and I suspect you wo n't be able to answer , but I 'd love to know the answer to this . I really want to know what the justices think of how Brett Kavanaugh handled himself at his confirmation hearings when he was questioned about Christine Blasey Ford 's allegations of sexual assault and whether those justices who were already seated on the court thought he had a judicial temperament . Do you have anything that you can tell us about that ? @1KAPLAN@2 : I 've stayed in touch with some of the justices I 've interviewed . I 've stayed in touch with them since the book has come out . I guess I can offer two thoughts . One , leaving aside the specifics @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the justices ca n't stand seeing the court placed in the maelstrom . They think it 's bad for the court . They think it 's embarrassing . And while they 'll watch the hearing on TV , you know , they have cable at the court , they live in a marble temple , but they can still watch TV and they hate it . Having said that , I think part of the reaction this time was Kavanaugh-specific . Most of the justices know Kavanaugh . Chief Justice Roberts served briefly , I think , with Kavanaugh on the D.C. Circuit . If not , they live near each other in suburban Washington . They belong to the same clubs , eat at the same restaurants . They 're of a piece . And Elena Kagan - Justice Kagan when she was dean at Harvard Law School , hired Kavanaugh to come teach there . So they all know Kavanaugh . They know him far more than they knew Neil Gorsuch when he joined the court . And they like Kavanaugh and they respect him . There is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the country . That is , the judges who send their own law clerks up to the Supreme Court to then clerk for justices , Kavanaugh was the leader in the country . Incidentally , I think second place was Merrick Garland , still on the federal appeals court in Washington and who , of course , was Obama 's pick to succeed Scalia in 2016. @1GROSS@2 : So I think there are a lot of concerns now that we have two justices in the Supreme Court who have been accused of sexual misconduct , Clarence Thomas of sexual harassment and Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault . And these men might have decisive votes in matters pertaining to gender equality , sexual assault or sexual harassment issues . And it questions the credibility of the court because they might be very biased in their opinions . @1KAPLAN@2 : Whether they 're biased or , as you know , have the appearance of bias is a real problem for the court . And there is no real solution . I do n't , for example , think you will see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't think you 'll see Kavanaugh recuse himself any more than Clarence Thomas did . Part of that is it 's hard for a justice to recuse himself or herself . At a lower court , you can always substitute in a new judge . You ca n't do that on the Supreme Court . There are nine justices , if one does n't sit in the case then you 're down to eight . They do n't like even numbers of justices . But will Kavanaugh bend over backwards in such cases to try to undo the concern people have ? That 's - such dime-store psychology is beyond my pay grade . There certainly is n't any indication in his opinions to date of a bias . But , you know , his performance after Dr. Ford testified , talking about how this was a vast left-wing conspiracy , the Clintons and all that , even if he apologized for it or tried to in a Wall Street Journal op-ed piece , I think that in some respects leaves him in an even tougher position than he might @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of cases , they do n't involve the Clintons specifically , obviously , they involve politics . And Kavanaugh , you could argue , showed his true partisan self in that 20 minutes of testimony . I would be just as concerned in that area . @1GROSS@2 : What kind of cases do you think that might influence ? @1KAPLAN@2 : Well , you could imagine campaign finance appeal coming up . They 're going to be more of those , depending on who brings it . Now , are there Republican interests or they 're democratic interests . I think even if he 's not in fact biased , the appearance of bias is a real one . Having said all that , there are all kinds of reasons , of course , to criticize Justice Thomas 's performance on the court for the last 30 years and I do so in my book , but I 'm not sure you can point to a lot of cases in the area of sexual harassment or regulation of the workplace and say that Thomas ruled the way he did out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @1GROSS@2 : I do n't know if this was after last February or not , but last February , there was a New York magazine cover story headlined , " The Case for Impeaching Clarence Thomas " with stories of other women besides Anita Hill who had stories of sexual harassment regarding Clarence Thomas . So it 's a story that keeps , you know , coming back to life . @1KAPLAN@2 : It does . And some folks could argue that maybe it was sui generis , it was unique and it was dated . But the Kavanaugh 's stuff brought that all back to light . And as you point out , now we 've got two justices under a cloud separated by 30 years . That is really bad for the court . It 's bad for the court 's prestige , I think it helps to enfeeble Congress . We have a lousy Congress for any number of reasons but one of the reasons as various congressmen and senators would tell me they do n't act is because they know that the justices across the street @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ elections in the way that we saw in 2016 , 20-25 percent of Trump voters said they did n't like Trump 's temperament , they did n't agree with a lot of what he said , but they voted for him simply because of the Supreme Court . @1GROSS@2 : So in terms of how politicized the court has become , President Trump supported Brett Kavanaugh through the hearings and Trump insulted Christine Blasey Ford , who made the allegations of sexual assault . Are you concerned , are there concerns out there that Kavanaugh will feel beholden to Trump and therefore come to conclusions in ways that support the Trump administration when the Trump administration is involved in a case ? @1KAPLAN@2 : I think they 're all kinds of legitimate bases for criticizing Kavanaugh . I thought his testimony after Dr. Ford 's was appalling . I thought Kavanaugh 's performance at the press conference at the White House was not befitting of a justice . But I think the notion that now that he 's on the Supreme Court he 's going to feel beholden to the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ *** @1KAPLAN@2 : **** the great aspects of the system , which has lots of flaws , is that once you 're on the bench and have life tenure , you really do n't have to look down Pennsylvania Avenue with any degree of loyalty because the president ca n't do anything at that point other than tweet . So I think , by and large , most justices throughout history have successfully proclaimed and demonstrated their independence from the presidents who appointed them . Look at the Nixon tapes case in 1974 , where a unanimous court ruled against Richard Nixon . That does n't mean you ca n't have a friendship with the president . Various FDR-appointed justices remained friends with FDR . But on my list of criticisms of and concerns about Brett Kavanaugh , the fact that he 's grateful to this president I do n't think will affect his decision-making . I think most justices - most of the time - once they 're up there , they 're free and clear . @1GROSS@2 : I had n't known of Brett Kavanaugh before he was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ write that some people , some insiders , were surprised that he was n't on Trump 's first list of potential nominees , the one that ended with the Gorsuch nomination . And you say some movement conservatives called Kavanaugh a prevaricating milquetoast who lacked guts . And again , this was before his nomination . This was during the Gorsuch nomination . Why was he called a prevaricating milquetoast who lacked guts ? @1KAPLAN@2 : Oh , they would say he was such because of an opinion he wrote in one of the Obamacare cases , where he did n't reach out and strike down the statute , which is what the movement conservatives wanted . Instead , he said that his court , the federal appellate court in Washington , should not be hearing the case , deciding the case at that moment on procedural grounds . There was a technical issue that I wo n't go into details on . But he wrote what I thought was a measured , scholarly , legal opinion , saying the case is n't quite right for us . It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , solid opinion . Do I agree with it ? Does n't matter . But I think he was taken out to the woodshed by a lot of movement conservatives who said - why did n't you do the right thing here ? And that was the chief strike against him . Now , I happen to think that Kavanaugh on the court will wind up being less of the arch-conservative that Thomas and Alito have been or that Gorsuch will be . I would predict that Kavanaugh will veer closer to what passes for the center of the court , that Chief Justice Roberts is now the swing vote . And I think his institutionalism , his affection for the court and for its own reputation may lead him in - on some occasions , to rein in the court 's power in the way the chief justice did decisively so in the Obamacare ruling upholding the statute back in 2012 . I think Kavanaugh will veer , on occasion , closer in that direction than , for example , Neil Gorsuch. @1GROSS@2 : My guest is David A. @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the new book about the Supreme Court called " The Most Dangerous Branch : Inside The Supreme Court 's Assault On The Constitution . " We 'll talk more after a break . And Ken Tucker will review singer-songwriter Kurt Vile 's new album . I 'm Terry Gross , and this is FRESH AIR . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-WYNTON-@7 @1GROSS@2 : This is FRESH AIR . I 'm Terry Gross . Let 's get back to my interview with David A. Kaplan , a former legal affairs editor at Newsweek who covered the Supreme Court for a decade . He 's the author of the new book " The Most Dangerous Branch : Inside The Supreme Court 's Assault On The Constitution . " We 're talking about how the Supreme Court became so politicized , how it became so powerful and how it 's changed during the Trump administration with the additions of Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh . Some people who follow the court have suggested that Kavanaugh might have been selected to be the nominee because , after having worked on the Clinton impeachment , he subsequently said @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to criminal charges because it takes up too much time and takes time away from other crises that the president has to help handle and ... @1KAPLAN@2 : I 've read that brief . @1GROSS@2 : Yeah . @1KAPLAN@2 : I do n't buy it . @1GROSS@2 : Why not ? @1KAPLAN@2 : I believe in simple explanations . The simple explanation is that Kavanaugh , leaving aside ideology and political credentials , is as respected a federal judge in the country as almost anybody . If you ask liberals and conservatives - apart from ideology , who are the most respected appeals court judges in the country ? - Kavanaugh would be on anybody 's list of 20 . He 's enough of an intellect , a technocrat , a scholar to make that list . And I think when you take that basic credential and then factor in McGahn 's close relationship with him , that made him odds-on favorite . @1KAPLAN@2 : to make that list . And I think when you take that basic credential and then factor in McGahn 's close relationship with him , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Here 's another question that you also might not be able to answer . I would love to know how the justices - what they think of what President Trump has said about judges . He 's insulted judges . He used the term so-called judge to describe one judge . During the campaign , he called Chief Justice Roberts an absolute disaster . He said , Roberts gave us Obamacare . It might as well be called Robertscare ( ph ) . He did not say that in a positive way . Another time , he claimed that Roberts voted to uphold Obamacare , the Affordable Care Act , because he wanted to be popular inside the Beltway . You write that Neil Gorsuch nearly withdrew his nomination after Trump insulted him . And this was after Senator Richard Blumenthal had had his meeting with nominee Neil Gorsuch , then said that Gorsuch had called Trump 's attacks on the federal judiciary disheartening and demoralizing . What , if anything , can you tell us about how the justices feel about what the president has said about judges @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that I talk to , to the extent I could get them talking a little or use some body language , are all appalled by him . How can one not be appalled by him generally ? In terms of his attacks on the federal judiciary , I think they are especially annoyed , perturbed and even to some extent aggrieved because they think it wounds the integrity of the judiciary , which has a limited capacity to fight back . I was struck by something I reported in the book that Roberts - Chief Justice Roberts during the 2016 presidential campaign confided to a friend that he was outraged by candidate Trump 's attacks on Roberts . Roberts , in effect , saying , I 've been a loyal Republican my whole life . I worked in the Reagan administration . I helped the Bush campaign in Bush v. Gore . How can anybody seriously question my credentials ? I was struck by that , that the chief justice of the United States would particularly care what a presidential candidate thought because long after that candidate 's gone , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Roberts will still be occupying the center seat of the marble temple and will be there for decades . @1GROSS@2 : So this is the era of the John Roberts court in two ways . One is that he 's the chief justice , but also he 's now considered to be the swing vote . So he is really the most decisive factor in the court now , right ? @1KAPLAN@2 : Correct . He will be the first chief justice in 80-plus years who is in the middle , such as it is , of the court . It will truly be his court . And he will have the potential for , quote , unquote , " greatness " - and he 's demonstrated it at his greatest moment on the court in the Obamacare ruling . @1GROSS@2 : Has he demonstrated it in any other moment ? @1KAPLAN@2 : No , ( laughter ) not really . It may be on the margins of some rulings . But the two important projects for this chief justice have been deregulating , campaign finance , Citizens United and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , whether it 's in college admissions or how the Voting Rights Act in 1965 is applied . And he firmly believes in the conservative agenda on those two issues . If you look at what he 's done in those areas , do n't confuse him for a moderate . He 's not . But I think he holds the potential to apply the brakes . And I think to the extent we see the court further placed into the maelstrom in coming years , now that it 's got five votes on a lot of issues , I think you may see this chief justice take his views about the court 's integrity and place them ahead of his own particular views on this or that issue . @1GROSS@2 : John Roberts wrote the majority decision that gutted the Voting Rights Act , and that kind of decided in favor of voting restrictions as opposed to voting rights . So future voting restrictions versus voting rights decisions come to the Supreme Court , do you think the court will continue to vote on the side of restrictions ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ much of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 . But I think that 's , as I argue in the book , that 's one area where the court 's adventurism or arrogance is pronounced . The Voting Rights Act of 1965 , you can like or dislike on the merits as a way to eliminate vestiges of slavery in Southern states and other states with discriminatory practices in voting laws and practices . But Congress passed the law and re-upped the law - uncontroversially - periodically . Why is it the court 's role to override that Democratic preference ? Why is it that those who brought the challenge against the Voting Rights Act somehow need to have their alleged rights vindicated by the Supreme Court instead of just relying on legislators ? I 'm mystified by the decision , but , you know , it 's a conservative decision - not John Roberts ' high mark . @1GROSS@2 : So John Roberts was the swing vote on upholding the Affordable Care Act . And you write that he had two drafts of his decision . What are the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have two of them ? @1KAPLAN@2 : We knew that Roberts , from prior reporting , had switched votes in the Obamacare ruling in 2012 and had infuriated the other conservatives on the court . But I learned and reported in the book that even though he voted initially in the private conference of the justices right after the oral argument in the courtroom , even though he initially voted to strike down the law , he immediately went back to his chambers and instructed his law clerks to draft two different . One that resulted in the law being struck down , but a second opinion that resulted in the ACA - the Affordable Care Act - being upheld because Roberts was betwixt and between . And because there were four justices on each side , he knew he was the swing vote . He knew he was the decisive vote . He would control the writing of the ruling . And he wanted to see what both opinions looked like . And sometimes , as justices will say , Roberts and otherwise , the opinion just does n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the law ought to be upheld . I think Roberts in the best sense of the word , in a close case , decided - I 'm going to give the benefit of the doubt to the legislature . And he decided as an institutional **** @1KAPLAN@2 : *** matter , to strike down the Affordable Care Act in the middle of a presidential election year would put the Supreme Court smack in the vortex of that presidential election and that would be bad for the court . @1GROSS@2 : If you 're just joining us my guest is David A. Kaplan . He 's the author of the new book " The Most Dangerous Branch : Inside The Supreme Court 's Assault On The Constitution . " He 's also the former legal affairs editor of Newsweek . We 're going to take a short break , then we 'll be right back . This is FRESH AIR . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-DANILO-@7 @1GROSS@2 : This is FRESH AIR . And if you 're just joining us , my guest is David A. Kaplan , author of the new book " The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ On The Constitution . " He 's also former legal affairs editor at Newsweek . So we have two Trump appointees on the Supreme Court now , Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh . Justice Scalia , who was replaced by Gorsuch , was an originalist , which means interpreting the Constitution as it was intended to be interpreted by the founders when it was written , not considering it a document that has to be updated for the times that we live in . And Thomas considers himself an originalist or a textualist . I say that not really understanding the difference between those two terms . But is Gorsuch or Kavanaugh an originalist or a textualist ? Or do they not subscribe to that point of view ? @1KAPLAN@2 : I think they would both call themselves card-carrying originalists and , to some extent , textualists . Having said that , in my book , originalism is bunk because even originalists only use originalism when it suits them . When it does n't suit them , they ignore it . I think it 's a lot of nonsense . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ whole originalist trope is that if you look at the Constitution - and I 've read mine a lot - there 's no clause in the Constitution that says , thou shall interpret me based on what you thought those who wrote me 250 years ago thought . It 's nonsense . @1GROSS@2 : Well , something you say about originalism is that because you 're trying to literally follow what the Founding Fathers meant when they wrote the Constitution at a time when there was slavery , at a time when women did not have equal rights - you say that originalism favors a status quo fixed in the 18th century . And it tends to favor the haves of that time and to disfavor all others , such as minorities and other unpopular litigants - and maybe we can add women to that ? @1KAPLAN@2 : All true , but of course , the Constitution is not written as a set of regulations . Some constitutions in the world are written that way . When you use phrases like equal protection of the laws or due process of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ write things in such general terms , you necessarily are inviting those who interpret you , whether they are judges or presidents or senators , to use their own judgments as to what it means . That 's why you write a constitution . @1GROSS@2 : Do you think that justices , in general , have become more politicized in recent years than they 've been in the past ? @1KAPLAN@2 : Yes . @1GROSS@2 : OK . Why do you think that is ? @1KAPLAN@2 : I think , in part , because the selection process that we use now and the better - if more cynical - process that White Houses use to pick nominees results in such candidates . You know , Brett Kavanaugh is a competent judge . So is Neil Gorsuch . But they were n't chosen because of their stellar credentials . Those were a necessary requirement for getting chosen . They were chosen because they thought they 'd vote the right way . In the same way , I think that Ruth Bader Ginsburg was chosen by Bill Clinton and then - Sonia @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And you know , you can blame presidents for that or blame the Senate . But I - I think in the first instance , you need to blame the court . Because it gets involved so often , it raises the stakes of who sits on the court . So if the court is , in effect , going to govern the country on so many key issues , then you really need to look at how you think individual members of the court are going to vote . When you do that , politics - the role of politics necessarily becomes heightened . It was n't always that way . When John Paul Stevens was picked by Gerald Ford in the mid-1970s , it was n't for that reason . And I could give you half a dozen other examples . Those days are long gone . I would like to see the return of those days . @1GROSS@2 : Do you think the politicization of Supreme Court nominees includes how Mitch McConnell blocked Merrick Garland from even coming to the Judiciary Committee after he was nominated @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Democrats get control of Congress this time around or in two years , in 2020 , I think you 'll - if they can get their act together - ' cause they 're not really good at playing dirty - you may see them raise the stakes . You know , they talk about getting rid of life tenure at the Supreme Court . That would require a constitutional amendment . But if you want to increase the size of the court - pack the court , as it were - all you need is an act of Congress . If the Democrats control the House and the Senate and the White House in 2021 , I do n't think court-packing is off the table at all . And if you want to get back the Merrick Garland seat and if you want to take back control of the court , just add two more seats , appoint two liberals , then an 11-member court - you have a 6-5 majority . Do I think that 's possible ? Yes . @1GROSS@2 : Being a Supreme Court justice is a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to leave . And how old is Ruth Bader Ginsburg now ? @1KAPLAN@2 : Eighty-five . @1GROSS@2 : And how old was John Paul Stevens when he left ? @1KAPLAN@2 : Ninety . @1GROSS@2 : Yeah . So it 's - you can stay for a really long time . ** @1GROSS@2 : **** And how old was John Paul Stevens when he left ? @1KAPLAN@2 : 90. @1GROSS@2 : Yeah , so I - you can say for a really long time . So a lot of people are ... @1KAPLAN@2 : Pretty good - it 's a pretty good gig . @1GROSS@2 : It 's a good gig ( laughter ) yeah . So the lifetime-appointment issue has been challenged by many people because now that people are living to such older ages than they used to when the Supreme Court was first created , you know , and when the Constitution was first written . The president 's power to appoint a Supreme Court justice - that 's become a much bigger power than it ever was because in part of the extension of the lifespan of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ including you , have proposed changing the lifetime nature of the appointment . Why do you think we should consider changing it ? And what are some of the suggestions you have ? @1KAPLAN@2 : Well , it would lower the stakes of any particular nomination . If , for example , there was a single term of 18 years , as many others have suggested and which I endorse , I think that would lower the temperature . It would allow - once you kicked in the system over time because you could n't make current justices leave - it would allow every president to get two nominations . You 'd have a new justice every two years . I think that would be a great idea . It will never happen . I mean , I think the most creative idea that I came across was not so much a single term but by staffing the Supreme Court randomly with a rotating series of nine judges picked among the chief judges of the 12 lower federal appeals courts in the country . If it was just any bunch @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 9 of 12 , maybe it will be 5 of 12 , then you might actually give force to the idea that the court is a neutral body . It rules based on law , not personality , not based on the political views of this or that justice but that these more anonymous , lower court judges and the chief judges , of course , are rotated based on seniority . The system might look more like we have long imagined it to be . The idea that the court is politicized is not a new issue . It 's just far more dramatic than it used to be . And it cuts against what we all learned in civics class , which is that the law is supposed to be neutral . We 're a government of laws , not men and women and so forth . Having said all that , any of these changes are incredibly unrealistic . @1GROSS@2 : Well , David Kaplan , thank you so much for talking with us. @1KAPLAN@2 : It 's a pleasure . Thanks for having me. @1GROSS@2 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " The Most Dangerous Branch : Inside The Supreme Courts Assault On The Constitution . " After we take a short break , Ken Tucker will review a new album by singer-songwriter Kurt Vile . This is FRESH AIR . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-MUSIC@6 National Public Radio , Inc.

@@5001241 @5Photo-of-Steve-Pitt-@7 @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I texted him . He was n't answering . I arrived at the office . I could see that something was really , really wrong . I called somebody that Steve worked with . He said , " Steve 's been shot . " And I said , " Did he survive ? " And he said , " No. " @5Photo-of-Steve-Pitt@6 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : Steve Pitt was unforgettable . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I think he 's one of a kind . He just completely broke the mold . @5Photo-of-Steve-Pitt ; @7 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : He was the first to die that week . Hunted down by a man with a gun and a grudge. @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I felt that when this shooter crossed Steve off , that he was moving down a list . @5Crime-scene-tape-wit@7 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : A long list . @5Neighborhood@6 @1UNIDENTIFIED-WOMAN@2 @5911-recording@6 : She came running towards my vehicle . There was blood dripping from her face . @5Police-officers-carr@7 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : Six murders . @1SCOTT-WIGHTMAN@2 : My guts just absolutely dropped . @5Crime-scene-tape-wit@7 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : In four days . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : This was a homicide investigation kind of in overdrive , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : A city under siege . @5Police-officers-work@7 @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : There was a lot of fear . There was a lot of unrest in the community . People were desperate for a suspect . @5Connie-Jones@6 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : Who else could have been on that list ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : I had my own personal terrorist . @5Exterior-of-Burt-Fel@7 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : And why ? @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : People do n't get gunned down in their offices . There had to be a link . @1LESTER-HOLT@2 : The most haunting question of all : could those six lives have been saved ? @5Crime-scene-tape-wit@7 @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : Steve always said that these things never happen in a vacuum . There are always warning signs . So losing him the way that we did was stunning to me. @1LESTER-HOLT@2 : I 'm Lester Holt . And this is DATELINE . Here 's Josh Mankiewicz with Unraveled. @5Cordoned-off-with-cr@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : For an agonizing stretch of nearly four days , the fear was palpable , and paralyzing. @1UNIDENTIFIED-WOMAN@2 @5news-reporter@6 : The twists and turns do n't end there . @5Crime-scene-tape ; -po@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : A @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Arizona . Systematically shooting innocent victims . @1UNIDENTIFIED-MAN@2 @5news-report@6 : A massive manhunt underway -- @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Police worked around the clock , desperate for leads . @1BENJAMIN-HOSTER@2 : We 're asking the public to remain vigilant . @5Sunrise ; -car-driving@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : A long weekend of terror that would lead to a hard question . Did any of it have to happen ? Because this was a tragedy many people saw coming , including the first and most high-profile victim . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : He was like nobody else I 'd ever met . And that 's true to this day . @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Back in 2002 , Natalie Collins was a young lawyer defending a medical malpractice case when she met a forensic psychiatrist named Doctor Steven Pitt . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : He was very intellectually honest . Whether you wanted his opinion or not , you got it . But he was formidable and he was fair . @5Steve-Pitt ; -video-fo@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Pitt was nationally known for his work on cases like the Columbine massacre , and the murder of JonBent Ramsey @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ professional . When they met again a few years later , he asked her to lunch . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I took him up on the offer , and I had the longest lunch I have ever had . It was hours . And it was fabulous . I loved every minute of it . @5Photos-of-Steve-Pitt@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Hours turned into years . They got engaged . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : He was a brilliant forensic psychiatrist , but he was , in my biased opinion , an even better human being . @5Photo-of-Steve-Pitt-@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Steve had two sons with his ex-wife and they were the center of his world . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : He would say to the boys , " Work hard , do n't say ca n't , be nice and have fun . " @5Photo-of-Steve-Pitt-@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Steve was a master at delving into someone 's mind , understanding what made them tick . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : No matter who retained him or what they wanted him to say , he would always tell you what he really thought . I 'm sure you noticed that about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @5recording@6 : My name is Doctor Steven , S-T-E-V- E-N Pitt , P-I-T-T. @5Steve-Pitt@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : I interviewed Steve Pitt two years ago for a report on the twentieth anniversary of the JonBent Ramsey case . @1DR . @1STEVEN-PITT@2 @5recording@6 : Dude , I gave you some good answers , come on . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5recording@6 : Three of them . Yeah . @5Steve-Pitt-and-Josh-@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : A sharp guy with a big personality and a sense of humor to match . @1DR . @1STEVEN-PITT@2 @5recording@6 : God , that was so good the way you did that . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5recording@6 : Thank you . @5Steve-Pitt@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Through that , we got to know one another . When I met him , and he sort of said to me , hey , let 's be friends . Like I 'll -- I 'll come to Los Angeles and we 'll hang out . I thought , absolutely . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : Right . He could get anybody 's story , but more importantly than that he was interested in everybody and their story . @5Prison-cells@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : He read a lot of history about serial killers . And I think he felt that his skills were really well suited to -- to that area . And he did n't scare easy . @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Steve was aware some criminals he dealt with might pose a threat . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I can recall a couple of specific instances where he showed me a photograph and he said , " If you see this person anywhere near you , you are to call the police . @5Natalie-Collins ; -pho@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Still , he always tried to calm Natalie 's nerves . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I remember a dinner where he said to me , " Babe , relax . In these situations there are bigger fish to fry than me . They will always go after a judge or an attorney before they ever come to me , so you do n't need to worry , because we 'll always have a warning . I will always have a warning , and I will know what to do . " So the circumstance , losing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me. @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : One of the rare times he was ever wrong ? @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : Yeah . @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : It was one month ago , Thursday , May 31 , 2018 . I 'd seen Steve about a week before . Natalie , of course , saw him that morning . They made plans to meet after work . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : At five-eighteen I texted him , and I said , " Are you on your way ? Are you coming ? " And he said , " Ten-minute max , and I 'll see you there . " @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Half an hour went by , then an hour , and still no Steve . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : That was unlike him . And so I drove to his office . As I arrived at the office , I could see that something was really , really wrong . @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : She saw the police and the yellow tape . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I could see his Range Rover in the parking lot , and I could see there were things strewn on the ground @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I thought maybe they 're working on him or somebody . But I just knew , you know , that -- that there was something wrong with him . @5Cordoned-off-with-cr@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Cops were n't telling her anything and Natalie was getting desperate . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I called somebody that Steve worked with who was a police officer , and asked him like , what is happening ? And he -- I could hear from his voice . Sorry . And he said , " Something really bad 's happened . Steve 's been shot . " And I said nothing for a second , and then I said , " Did he survive ? " And he -- he said , " No . " And I do n't really remember much after that . @5Exterior-of-office-b@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : A man had confronted Steve as he left work to meet Natalie . Witnesses reported hearing shouts . And then gunfire . Based on witness descriptions , Phoenix PD developed this sketch of the suspect . A white male , bald , wearing a dark hat with a short @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : No. @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : And it did n't look like any of the people that Steve had shown you photos of over the years saying , if you ever see this person ? @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : Absolutely not . @5Police-car-lights-fl@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Natalie stayed at the scene until around 4 AM when her fianc 's body was removed . As she prepared to leave , something occurred to her . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : Because the shooter was still not in custody , I did ask several officers whether it was safe to me to go home . One of them said , we do n't know the answer to that , ma'am . @5Police-cars-at-night@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : They also did n't know just how much worse it was going to get . @1LESTER-HOLT@2 : When we return , a city is gripped by fear as the death toll climbs higher with two new shootings . @5911-dispatch-center@6 @1UNIDENTIFIED-WOMAN@2 @5911-recording@6 : She came running towards my vehicle . There was blood dripping from her face . @5Police-car-lights-fl@7 @1BENJAMIN-HOSTER@2 : About ten minutes after midnight this morning , we received a call of a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : And Natalie has a hunch . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I knew there would be a link . @5ANNOUNCEMENTS@6 @5Aerial-view-of-polic@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Friday , June 1 , 2018 . Less than twenty-four hours after nationally known forensic psychiatrist Steve Pitt was murdered outside his office in Phoenix , reporter Bianca Buono of Nbc affiliate KPNX got a call . There 'd been another shooting in nearby Scottsdale. @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : We booked it to Old Town and it was something like I 've never seen in that area before . ( Reporting ) : We have a very active police presence right behind us. @5Photo-of-Veleria-Sha@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Paralegal Veleria Sharp had been at work at this family law practice when someone walked in and shot her in the head . Veleria somehow managed to get outside . A passing driver saw her and called 911. @5911-dispatch-center@6 @1UNIDENTIFIED-WOMAN@2 @5911-recording@6 : Oh , my God . She came running towards my vehicle . There was blood coming -- dripping from her face . @1OPERATOR@2 @5911-recording@6 : Okay . @1UNIDENTIFIED-WOMAN@2 @5911-recording@6 : She just lay down on the ground . @5Ambulance ; -ECG-monit@7 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but could not save her life . Scottsdale police followed the trail of Veleria 's blood back to the law office and discovered a second victim . Paralegal Laura Anderson . She 'd been shot in the chest , and was already dead . Two women murdered in broad daylight . Another unlikely crime scene about ten miles from the spot where Steve Pitt was killed . Veleria 's husband , Saber Sharp . @1SABER-SHARP@2 : She was n't the type of person that had any enemies . I can remember the officer asking me a question like that . I 'm like , no . No , no , no. @5Natalie-Collins@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Natalie Collins was at home , still in shock over Steve 's murder when she heard the news . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I knew there would be a link between Steve 's murder and those murders . Because people do n't get gunned down in their offices in Scottsdale . It does n't happen . @5Exterior-of-Scottsda@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Natalie 's hunch was right . @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : Scottsdale police were able to confirm for us that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Friday was connected . @5Cordoned-off-with-cr@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Firearms analysis showed a .40 caliber weapon had been used in the homicide of Doctor Steve Pitt . The same caliber gun killed paralegals Veleria Sharp and Laura Anderson . And then , about ten hours after the paralegals were killed -- @1BENJAMIN-HOSTER@2 : About ten minutes after midnight this morning , we received a call of a shooting at the business complex behind me. @5Cordoned-off-with-cr@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : An adult male shot twice in the head at an office seven miles from the law firm . @1KAREN-KOLBE@2 : The doorbell rang . Wanted to ignore it because it 's the middle of the night . @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : It was 3 AM . Psychotherapist Karen Kolbe 's husband answered the door . @1KAREN-KOLBE@2 : He came back in to get me and said , you need to get up , police are here . Marshall has been found dead in the office . @5Photo-of-Marshall-Le@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : The latest victim , seventy-two- year-old Marshall Levine was a counselor and life coach . He was subletting his office from Karen . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they wanted to know what kind of clients was he seeing , and , you know , what was his practice like . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Because the assumption was this was about Marshall . @1KAREN-KOLBE@2 : Yeah . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : I 'm wondering whether you felt more of a threat after the second and third murder scenes are -- are sort of announced . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : Honestly , I was scared . But I also knew , or believed , that this was personal . And I felt in my heart of hearts that , when this shooter crossed Steve off his list , that he was moving down a list . @5Police-officers-work@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : If the killer did have a list , police were racing to find out , why were these people on it ? What did they have in common ? Investigators collected shell casings at Karen 's office and discovered they were .40 caliber . Same as at the other two crime scenes . Four murders now in less than thirty-one hours , all possibly committed by the same person . There was one promising @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ scene of Steve Pitt 's murder . Investigators ran it through their system , but there was no match . By 10 AM Saturday morning , police opened an emergency center . And tips were pouring in. @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : There was a lot of fear . There was a lot of unrest in the community . And people were desperate for a suspect . @5Rick-Anglin@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : No one yet knew about this man . Two hundred miles away , watching the news of the murders unfold . He was a former Phoenix police detective , and he had a sudden , sickening feeling . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : I was certain who it was . @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : Coming up -- @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : You were eighteen , he was twenty-two ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Correct . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Your first boyfriend ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Yes . @5MISC@6 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : -- the start of something very evil . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : I had my own terrorist , my own personal terrorist . @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : When DATELINE continues . @5ANNOUNCEMENTS@6 @5Cordoned-off-with-cr@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Four murders in three days . Police were @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ two hundred miles away , Rick Anglin was watching for developments . Anglin had spent a lifetime in law enforcement . He started out at the Phoenix Police Department , even worked undercover . Later he became a private investigator . And when he heard about Steve Pitt 's murder , his experience told him -- @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : It had to be related to his work . @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Anglin knew Pitt worked on criminal cases , so the universe of suspects was vast . Then he heard about the murders of the two paralegals in Scottsdale . And suddenly , that universe shrank . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : Once they announced on the news that it was Elizabeth Feldman 's office , I was certain who it was . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : You knew . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : I knew . @5Cordoned-off-with-cr@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Knew exactly how Steve Pitt and the Feldman law firm were connected , and who was behind the murders . Rick knew because , years earlier , he 'd taken on the case of a Scottsdale doctor named Connie Jones . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Yes . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Connie was on summer break from college in 1984 when she started dating a young soldier named Dwight Jones . Dwight was stationed at Fort Bragg , North Carolina . You were eighteen , he was twenty-two . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Correct . Young . Too young . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Your first boyfriend ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Yes . He told me he wanted to be an attorney . So he seemed to have aspirations . @5Connie-Jones ; -photo-@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : They married in 1988 after her first year of medical school . Dwight left the Army after three years . And soon Connie realized that while she was working hard to become a doctor , Dwight was doing nothing . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : I do n't recall him ever working more than two or three days because every job that he would get there would be some issue . So we lived in medical school on my financial aid . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : That 's probably not how you grew up , is it ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : That is not . My family has the best work ethic @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ medical school , Connie began a residency in psychiatry , but soon found it hit too close to home . Her own husband , she came to realize , was mentally ill. @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : He was depressed . He would stay in the bed for three or four days . And then he became very hostile towards me. @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : What form did that take ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Verbal abuse , emotional abuse . Again , if he were mad he would not talk for a week to punish me. @5Photo-of-x-ray-of-th@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Connie switched her focus to radiology . And she encouraged Dwight to seek mental health treatment . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : I wanted to help him . I mean , who does n't want to help their spouse ? @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Dwight refused . She says she endured eight years of escalating hostility and verbal abuse , before telling Dwight she wanted a divorce . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : And he laid on the floor for three days crying and said that it was his mental illness . That he loved me . That he did n't want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he needed to do . @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : So Connie stayed . And , in 1997 , she gave birth to a son . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : After the child was born , he actually seemed to be better . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Being a father was good for him . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Mm-Hm . It was . It did seem to give him a purpose . @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Dwight watched their child during the day . But Connie says he still left most of the caregiving to her . And soon enough , Connie says Dwight 's emotional abuse worsened . He became obsessive and controlling . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : After I had my son , I thought it was my obligation to try to make this work . I mean , I -- I really did not see myself in life as a divorced person . @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : But how do you make things work when you have no idea who 's coming home at night ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : The garage door would open . And we did n't know what we were getting . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Dwight 's good times became more and more rare . Then he began to abuse her physically . But at the same time carefully . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : You know , if you punch someone in the eye , that kind of thing , it 's obvious that you 're being abused . But hitting you with their forearm , physically holding me down , pushing me into walls , those things do n't leave bruises . But they are very violent . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : And he did all of those to you ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : He did . @5Connie-Jones@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : And sometimes it did leave a mark , like the time she says Dwight broke her sternum. @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : He hit me with his -- ball of his hand in my chest . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : And you did n't call the police ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : I didn't. @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Because ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : At that time I did not have a plan of exit . I was sleeping with a knife under my pillow because I thought he was so out of control @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ said Dwight was directing his anger , and threats , at their child . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Particularly murder suicide of himself and the child so that I would suffer the rest of my life knowing that my child is dead because I did n't do what he said . @5Connie-Jones-driving@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Connie knew she needed to get out . But she also knew a woman who 'd been killed while trying to leave her abusive boyfriend . So Connie made plans to escape , in secret . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : I start preparing to get some of my important paperwork to another location , some clothes and things that we might need . @5Exterior-of-Burt-Fel@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : That 's when she consulted family law attorney Elizabeth Feldman . The name Rick Anglin would recognize from the news years later . Connie also placed audio recorders around her home . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : So if things seemed to be heated so that I could document what he was doing . @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : And that 's exactly what happened on the night of May 6 , 2009. @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1DWIGHT-JONES@2 @5recording@6 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ show you . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : He 's over this eleven-year-old child . And he has his finger to his chest , in his face yelling at him . And so I say , you know , you leave him alone . He 's calling me every name you can think of . @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1DWIGHT-JONES@2 @5recording@6 : See how smart you are , bitch . See what your college degree taught your dumb ass . @5Connie-Jones@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : On the tape , you can hear Dwight threatening to kill Connie . @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1DWIGHT-JONES@2 @5recording I 'll tak@7 pool and drown you . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : And that if I called -- if I called 911 that I 'd be dead before they got there . @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1CONNIE-JONES@2 @5Recording@6 : Leave me alone . @1DWIGHT-JONES@2 @5recording Call the@7 now . Let 's see what happens . You want to see ? @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Connie did call 911 , and a SWAT team surrounded the house . But Dwight held his son hostage , and would n't leave . @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1DWIGHT-JONES@2 @5recording My wife @7. @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : After an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as he walked out the child was physically in front of him . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Like a shield . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Like a shield . He was inconsolable . I mean , as a mother to see your child in that distress , it -- it 's -- it 's pretty devastating . @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Dwight was arrested . And Connie filed for divorce . Often , that means the end of something . Instead , it was just the beginning of the worst chapter in Connie 's relationship with Dwight Jones . @5Connie-Jones@6 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : Coming up , Connie reaches out for help . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : I had people full-time on the school where the son goes . If Connie went to work , there was somebody with her while she was working . @5Connie-Jones-driving@7 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : But would even that be enough to protect her from Dwight ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : He told me that he would wait until my defenses were down and then he would get me. @5ANNOUNCEMENTS@6 @5Connie-Jones@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Doctor Connie jones spent twenty- two years married to a mentally @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her personal ordeal might have led to a crisis for a whole city . @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1DWIGHT-JONES@2 @5recording I 'll tak@7 pool and drown you . @5Exterior-of-residenc@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Back in 2009 , after that frightening standoff with police at their home in Scottsdale , Arizona , Dwight Jones was arrested on multiple charges , but ultimately pleaded guilty to a single count of misdemeanor disorderly conduct . He was prohibited from owning a firearm during his probation just twelve months . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : It 's minimal . It 's like being a disturbance in your neighborhood . It 's not holding your child hostage for an hour . @5Photo-of-Dwight-Jone@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Dwight was also committed to a mental institution for evaluation . Connie remembers the report on Dwight said he was not an imminent threat . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : But the psychiatrist that evaluated him called me and told me that he was dangerous . And that I should get a bodyguard . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Enter him ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Enter Richard Anglin. @5Rick-Anglin-driving ; @7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Connie hired Rick , the cop turned private investigator , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ much of a threat he posed . Rick and his team tailed Dwight , took photos and video of him . They also combed through Dwight 's cluttered , debris-filled room in the family 's home and found some books with seriously disturbing titles . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : How to get even with people , how to injure people in street fighting , it starts to put a makeup of somebody who 's trying to plan something . @5Rick-Anglin-driving@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : He made sure she and her son always had eyes on them . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : I had people full-time on the school where the son goes . If Connie went to the grocery store , if she had a public event , if she went to work , there was somebody with her . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : That has to be phenomenally expensive . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Well , when the life of your child is at risk , money ca n't be the final decision-maker . @5Car-driving-on-diffe@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Anglin moved Connie and her son among three remote safe houses . Well , this is like a chess game @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I have to anticipate ten steps ahead of him . @5Connie-Jones ; -photo-@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : It was during the battle for custody of their child that Dwight and Connie met with a forensic psychiatrist . His name , Doctor Steven Pitt . Steve videotaped his interviews with them as part of the custody case . @1DR . @1STEVEN-PITT@2 @5video-recording@6 : Can you do me a favor and say and spell your full name ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 @5video-recording@6 : Connie Jones , C-O-N-N-I-E J-O-N- E-S. @1DR.--STEVEN-PITT@2 : Okay . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : I thought he was exceptional . His report I thought was very detailed and accurate . @5Photos-of-medical-re@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Doctor Pitt 's report matched what Rick had come to believe about Dwight Jones . " Without psychiatric intervention and treatment , Mister Jones ' mental state is going to continue to unravel . He will become increasingly paranoid , likely psychotic , and pose an even greater risk for perpetrating violence . " When Dwight 's probation ended , Connie obtained an order of protection that once again prohibited him from owning guns . @1KAREN-KOLBE@2 : This case is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Remember Karen Kolbe , the therapist awakened in the middle of the night by the cops ? She worked with Connie and Dwight 's son for two years starting in 2009. @1KAREN-KOLBE@2 : Divorces are a dime a dozen . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : This was something else . @1KAREN-KOLBE@2 : Yeah . Violence . Potential violence . Violence that had already been committed . Somebody who was clearly on a path to commit more violence . @5Exterior-of-courthou@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Connie and Dwight 's divorce went to trial in family court where Karen Kolbe and Steve Pitt presented their findings . In 2010 , the judge granted Connie full custody of her son . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : I 'm thinking I 'm reading through the decree , sounding pretty good to me so far . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : And right where you think it would say and so Dwight is to have no more contact -- @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Contact . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : -- with you or your son ever . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Yeah , yes . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Instead it says what ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : It says that it is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he has a parental right to see him . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : What 'd you think when you read that ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Shocked . It did n't make sense to me . They took his right as a parent even over the safety of the child . @5Exterior-of-courthou@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : What 's more , under Arizona law , Dwight was entitled to spousal support . In this case , six thousand dollars a month . He threatens you . He hits you . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Mm-Hm. @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : He says he 's going to murder you . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Mm-Hm. @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : He says he 's going to murder your child . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Mm-Hm. @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : You have to pay him spousal support . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Yes . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : And you 're on the hook for his attorneys. @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Yes . Yes . And I have to pay for the supervised visitations because he 's a threat . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : What 'd this all cost you , financially ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Well , what he got was over six hundred and fifty thousand dollars . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ afford my services or -- or anybody else 's . I -- I -- I could n't walk away . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Because if you -- you think if you 're not there , she 's going to get killed . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : I -- you -- you really do n't need to be Doctor Pitt to come up with the determination of what would eventually happen . @5Photo-of-Dwight-Jone@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Their worries only increased in 2013 when Connie 's final protective order against Dwight expired , and he was able to legally purchase a gun . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : He told me that he would wait until my defenses were down and then he would get me. @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : By then , Connie had started carrying a gun of her own . Rick trained her how to use it if and when the day came that Dwight confronted her . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : I prepared her for it mentally , physically , and emotionally . She 's trained for it . @5Exterior-of-courthou@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : The court ordered that Dwight get psychological help . There 's no evidence @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this extended stay hotel . For years . Connie built a successful career as a radiologist , she even wrote a book on breast cancer screening . By 2016 , Dwight 's spousal support had ended . So had the visits with his son . Connie no longer had to see her ex-husband in court but she and Rick remained hyper-vigilant , especially about her son who turned twenty-one this year . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : You do n't get to just say , let 's go to the movies . You 've got to scan the parking lot . You 've got to be aware of any social media that 's being posted . @5Cordoned-off-with-cr@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : In early June , when Rick saw the news about the shootings of Steve Pitt and the two paralegals at Elizabeth Feldman 's law firm . He came to an undeniable conclusion . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : I was certain who it was . It 's Dwight Jones . @5Rick-Anglin@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : His first thought was he had to find Connie . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : I immediately start to text her to call me , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . @5Cordoned-off-with-cr@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Then Rick heard about the murder in therapist Karen Kolbe 's office . And he became more concerned . After a tense hour , Connie called back . She was okay . Rick 's next call was to Phoenix police . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : Explained to him who I thought was responsible , what his vehicle description was , where he was at , and how the three crime scenes were linked . @5Exterior-of-police-a@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : It was just the tip the cops needed . Now they had to find Dwight Jones before he struck again . @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : Coming up -- @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : This was a homicide investigation kind of in overdrive , was n't it ? @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : It was . @5Photo-of-Dwight-Jone@7 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : -- closing in on a killer . But not before police find more victims . @1SCOTT-WIGHTMAN@2 : My guts just absolutely dropped . @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : When DATELINE continues . @5ANNOUNCEMENTS@6 @5Cordoned-off-with-cr@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Four murders in three days . Law enforcement agencies in and around Phoenix were racing the clock and a fast-moving killer . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they were getting closer . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : I 'm convinced that we 're dealing with Dwight Jones at this point . @5Rick-Anglin ; -cordone@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Rick recognized that all the crime scenes related back to Dwight and Connie 's divorce and custody battles from nearly a decade earlier . Plus , forensic analysis had already told police all four victims had probably been killed with the same weapon . And there was a critical piece of evidence that might link the weapon to Dwight . That bit of DNA on a shell casing recovered from the scene of Steve Pitt 's murder . DNA tests can take weeks or months . That was time police did n't have . @1RICH-SLAVIN@2 : We had some family members of Mister Jones that were in Northern Arizona . With the help of the Phoenix Police Department Air Unit , we flew a detective up there in the middle of the night . @5Photo-of-Dwight-Jone@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : At the same time , other investigators were on the hunt for Dwight . @1RICH-SLAVIN@2 : We had a vehicle description for Mister Jones . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Cops started pulling security video from the multiple crime scenes , looking for that gold Mercedes . @1RICH-SLAVIN@2 : Some surveillance video near the scene of Doctor Pitt 's office picked up that vehicle sort of acting strangely in and around the time of the shooting . @5Neighborhood ; -exteri@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : And pictures from the following day showed what looked like the same car near the law firm just minutes before the two paralegals were murdered . It had been fourteen hours since Rick Anglin tipped off investigators to Dwight . As the investigation continued , police found evidence Dwight and his gold Mercedes were in a suburb called Fountain Hills , just thirty minutes outside Scottsdale . A few hours later , cops found Dwight and assigned teams to watch his every move . @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : While they were surveilling Dwight Jones on Sunday , they watched him dispose of something in a trash can . Officers later went back to that trash can and what they found was a gun inside . @5Crime-scene-tape@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : However , that gun was a .22 caliber , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for any of the four homicides ? @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : It was not . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Meaning that if it 's Dwight Jones , he still has that gun with him ? @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : Right . And meaning they do n't necessarily have enough yet to link Dwight Jones to these four murders . @5DNA-testing-lab ; -pho@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : But , there was still the DNA . That detective who flew in the middle of the night to get DNA samples from Dwight 's family , now rushed those swabs back to the lab and -- @1RICH-SLAVIN@2 : Within about four hours , we had a positive hit on Mister Jones . @5Police-car-flashing ; @7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : We , at DATELINE , cover a lot of murders , some of which take years to solve . This case was not one of those . This was a homicide investigation kind of in overdrive , was n't it ? @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : It was . @5Car-driving-on-the-r@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Less than eighty-four hours after this homicidal rampage began , investigators were confident they had ID'ed their killer . @1RICH-SLAVIN@2 : We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ; -car@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : At the same time the DNA was being analyzed , detectives were retracing Dwight 's steps . They believed that sometime before he 'd been placed under surveillance , Dwight had contacted the residents of this home in Fountain Hills . They sent a Maricopa County sheriff 's deputy to check on them . @1RICH-SLAVIN@2 : They used a ladder . They got to see through an upstairs window and they immediately recognized that there was a gentleman inside that appeared to have been shot . They forced entry , and upon doing so they found another victim , a woman , who had also been shot , and both were deceased . @1SCOTT-WIGHTMAN@2 : My guts just absolutely dropped when I heard this news . @5MISC@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Scott Wightman was the tennis coach of one of the victims , Mary Simmons . @1SCOTT-WIGHTMAN@2 : She competed like nobody else . Everybody wanted to play with Mary . @5Video-of-Mary-Simmon@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : And one of her occasional playing partners was Dwight Jones . Police believe , that for reasons yet unknown , Dwight @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ their home . Remember that .22 police observed Dwight tossing ? Police later learned it belonged to the Fountain Hills couple . Mary and Bryon had been killed with their own weapon . There were now six dead . And Dwight Jones was still not in custody . But investigators had a good idea where to find him . @5Police-officers ; -ext@7 @1LESTER-HOLT@2 @5voiceover@6 : Coming up , finally a killer surrounded . @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : They carefully and quietly started to evacuate the hotel . @1RICH-SLAVIN@2 : He began firing at them . Somewhere between seven and eight rounds were fired . @5ANNOUNCEMENTS@6 @5Police-car ; -cordoned@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Early morning . June 4 , 2018 . Police were closing in on suspected multiple murderer -- Dwight Jones . @5Exterior-of-hotel@6 @1BIANCA-BUONO@2 : They eventually followed him to an extended stay hotel where he had been living for about nine years . So , they carefully and quietly started to evacuate the surrounding rooms and the rest of the hotel . @5Rich-Slavin-giving-p@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Police described what happened next . @1RICH-SLAVIN@2 : He began firing at them . Somewhere between @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ safe and okay . And eventually in this action , they found that Mister Jones had killed himself . Self-inflicted gunshot wound . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Your ex-husband 's dead now . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Yes . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : You feel safe ? Finally ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Yes . @5Rick-Anglin-and-Conn@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : With a tremendous amount of courage , and with Rick 's help , Connie Jones and her son had lived to see her personal terrorist 's last day on this earth . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : But other people were killed . Innocent people . Good people . Productive people . That is a hard thing to come to grips with . @5Photos-of-victims@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Six people gone , three of whom apparently had nothing at all to do with Dwight Jones . Just in the wrong place , at the wrong time . Like the paralegals , Laura Anderson and Veleria Sharp , both in their late forties , both wives and mothers . Neither had worked on the Jones case . Veleria 's husband Saber Sharp . @5Saber-Sharp@6 @1SABER-SHARP@2 : I 've heard people say -- they mean @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that 's a bunch of malarkey . If God needed another angel , I 'm sure he could get one . He did n't need to come and take Veleria , and take a mother , and take a wife to get one . @5Photo-of-Marshall-Le@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : And the therapist Marshall Levine . If you 'd been in your office and not Marshall Levine , I kind of doubt you 'd be sitting here talking to me today . @1KAREN-KOLBE@2 : I -- I 'm sure that 's true . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : What 's that like ? @1KAREN-KOLBE@2 : That 's hard to think about . I do n't really know how to think about that , to be honest . @5Natalie-Collins@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : The grief is still raw for Natalie Collins . You 're going to change the way you live ? @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : I hope not . I do n't think Steve would want that . He was not about hiding in the shadows . I am not going to let him have died for nothing , and I will find a way to make him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for sure exactly what set off Dwight Jones . After the bloodshed was over , some videos surfaced that Jones had posted before the murders . @1DWIGHT-JONES@2 @5YouTube-video@6 : Hello , YouTube , and welcome to my channel . @5YouTube-video-of-Dwi@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : In them , Dwight raged against his wife and the professionals who worked on the custody case . @1DWIGHT-JONES@2 @5YouTube-video You ' @7 that she hired ? @5YouTube-video-of-Dwi@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : The videos underscored some troubling questions . Dwight Jones was obviously disturbed , so , why was n't he stopped ? Did the legal system fail everyone ? Could six murders have been prevented ? @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : I do feel very strongly that the court system did not protect me. @5Connie-Jones@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Connie Jones says her ex-husband was violent for years , but that courts ignored one red flag after another . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : My life was n't valued . My son 's life was n't valued enough to stop him , which inadvertently harmed other people . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : If she had to live all those years terrorized , we failed her as @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the resources she had , I wonder how many other women and families that we 're failing as a society . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : Does the court system -- both criminal and family court , do those systems understand domestic violence ? Do they react to it in the right way ? @1ALLIE-BONES@2 : No , not necessarily . @5Allie-Bones@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Allie Bones is the CEO of the Arizona Coalition to End Sexual &; Domestic Violence . @1ALLIE-BONES@2 : They 've had no problem , whatsoever , taking a position -- a strong position , around DUIs or driving under the influence . But for some reason , we have had a very hard time , over the years , making the same argument with regards to domestic violence . @5Video-footage-of-dru@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Habitual drunk drivers are quickly and legally separated from their car keys . But Dwight Jones , a documented domestic abuser , did not lose his right to own a gun . After holding his son captive in that standoff with police in 2009 , he was allowed to plead guilty to disorderly conduct , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he used to kill . And there was the mental health treatment strongly recommended by Doctor Steven Pitt and ordered by the court . Dwight did n't go . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : But the court did not follow up with that . There was no consequence for that . @5Steve-Pitt@6 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Just before his death , Steve Pitt was proposing a story to DATELINE , about educating people to see the warning signs of oncoming violence . @1NATALIE-COLLINS@2 : There are always red flags and warning signs . It 's not about blame . It 's about prevention . And if we do n't teach people what those signs are and we do n't modify our system so people know who to reach out to , then we are failing . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : My message to any domestic violence victim out there is you 're responsible for your own safety . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : If you count on the system to protect you , you 're making a mistake . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : You are making a mistake . I went in very naive . @5Aerial-view-of-polic@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : The sad @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Sometimes , particularly in real life , the bad guys win . But maybe Connie and Rick are the best living proof that some beauty can blossom from even the darkest of situations . @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : A friend of mine told me that he really likes you . And I said , no , he does n't . He is my friend . Then I started paying attention into it , and I was , like , oh , I think he does . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : It turned out at my age , what was important to me is not only that she 's beautiful , but she 's intelligent . @5Wedding-photo-of-Con@7 @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 @5voiceover@6 : Somehow , out of fear , danger , and the need for protection grew love . Connie and Rick married in December 2013 . You did your job . You protected her . She 's still here . @1RICK-ANGLIN@2 : I 'm happy about that . @1JOSH-MANKIEWICZ@2 : You feel like , maybe , the universe owes you a little happiness here ? Because I do . Yeah . @5Rick-Anglin-and-Conn@7 @1CONNIE-JONES@2 : Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm proud of it . I 've been married twice . This is the only husband I 've ever had . @1LESTER-HOLT@2 : That 's all for this edition of DATELINE . We 'll see you again Sunday at seven , six Central . And of course , I 'll see you each weeknight for NBC NIGHTLY NEWS . I 'm Lester Holt . For all of us at NBC News , goodnight .

@@5001341 JESSE WATTERS , THE FIVE CO-HOST : Hello , everybody . I 'm Jesse Watters along with Jedediah Bila , Geraldo Rivera , Katie Pavlich , and Greg Gutfeld . It 's 5 o'clock in New York City , and this is The Five . Fox News alert , President Trump has ordered the FBI to conduct an investigation into Judge Kavanaugh as requested by the senate judiciary committee . So , amazing amount of news this afternoon , Greg . First , we find out Jeff Flake , the senator from Arizona , who is not seeking reelection , has told the senate judiciary committee , you know what ? I think we need an FBI investigation . And without his vote , I do n't think they might have had the 51 they needed . So it looks like there is now going to be a week-long FBI investigation . GREG GUTFELD , THE FIVE CO-HOST : Yeah . You know what ? This is definitely not a delay tactic . Not at all . @1WATTERS@2 : Not at all . @1GUTFELD@2 : Not at all . Everybody is so happy to take another week of completely @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you know , it was about a drunken assault at 17 , and then it was indecent exposure . Then it was like , you know , ruling over gang rape parties . So I 've figured you have a week , you 're going to find out who was drowning orphans in a tub down by the city dump . This is crazy -- I mean , this is all about -- this is n't about deep diving on a specific incident now . It 's about buying more time for the Avenatti 's of the world to drum up other things , I think . @1WATTERS@2 : Because one more week -- what could happen , Geraldo ? You could have more women come forward as Chris Coons , the senator from Delaware , admitted . Saying -- he goes , I ca n't control if more women come forward . And how do we know that the lawyers for Ford are n't going to play games and say , you know what ? She 's not ready to talk to the FBI . She needs a few @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , THE FIVE CO-HOST : I do n't think that that 's the risk . I think the risk is the investigation itself . When you launch an investigation as witness by this collusion illusion , once it gets going no one can stop it . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1RIVERA@2 : What if you 're in the FBI ? You have a one week limit and you have a witness who 's about to testify -- about to tell or tells you half the story , and then you say , oh , I ca n't tell you -- no . It 's not . KATIE PAVLICH , THE FIVE CO-HOST : I 'm going to push back on that a little bit because the people that the FBI is going to investigate , there may be more witnesses . I hesitate to call them witnesses because they say they were n't there , so how could they have witness a crime ? But they have already given sworn statements to congressional investigators . The felony of lying to a congressional investigator is the same as lying to an FBI agent . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not at the party . They do n't really know what happened at the party because they were n't there . And they 're not really sure if it actually happened . So when the FBI asks them the same questions , they 're already in a position where they are under oath saying it did n't happen . The questions will be the same . @1RIVERA@2 : Let me push back on the push back . Here you have a situation where the nominee has given testimony that the yearbook references , you know , to Renata , or to barfing , and farting , and all these other things mean one thing . Now what if the FBI calls him -- now asks him to testify ? Now , you know . @1PAVLICH@2 : Mark Judge ? @1RIVERA@2 : Judge Kavanaugh . Brett Kavanaugh. @1PAVLICH@2 : OK. @1RIVERA@2 : All right , Judge Kavanaugh . Here you have a situation . You said -- you gave testimony that that meant Renata -- you were just singing the praises of this one girl that to say a Renata alone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all scored with this one lady . Is that true ? You know , no , upon refreshing my recollection did mean . @5CROSSTALK@6 Jess : Geraldo , you 're assuming Brett Kavanaugh lied . That 's what you 're assuming . @1RIVERA@2 : I 'm telling you this , Jess . The pro-choice forces in this country are elated today . The pro-life forces in this country are running scared . They are petrified . This has thrown the -- what seems a slam dunk into total disarray . @1GUTFELD@2 : How do you know that ? @1RIVERA@2 : Because anything can happen now , Greg . Anything can happen . JEDEDIAH BILA , THE FIVE CO-HOST : What if the president then upset , though . I mean , this guy had six -- this will be now seven FBI background checks . These are unsubstantiated , uncorroborated claims that the only people she said were in the room say they were n't there . They do n't know anything about a party . And . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1BILA@2 : . back up Kavanaugh 's statement . That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what I 'm saying is this will open up the flood gates . You 're going to have anonymous allegations from all over the place . @1RIVERA@2 : Agree . Agreed . @1BILA@2 : You 're going to have Democrats saying this needs to be investigated . Oh , wait , the FBI investigation was n't thorough enough . Guess what ? Anita Hill got an FBI investigation . It lasted 3 days , they found nothing , and Democrats are still -- still saying Clarence Thomas did what he did . They do n't care about the facts . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1GUTFELD@2 : Geraldo , you 're going to bring up what Donald Trump had said about Dr. Ford . @1RIVERA@2 : Yes . @1GUTFELD@2 : . which -- it 's actually accurate . She was compelling , and in my view , credible . That was -- he was credible. @1RIVERA@2 : I agree . @1GUTFELD@2 : Which means , I believe and I think you do , too , that they believe they 're telling the truth , both of them . @1RIVERA@2 : I absolutely believe that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ absolutely agree with you . @1GUTFELD@2 : This is about the flawed nature of memory that one of them might have it wrong , both of them could have it wrong . We will never know . So you have to kind of like . @1BILA@2 : But that 's why witnesses exist . You have two credible people giving credible stories . That 's why you need corroboration . That 's why you need evidence . I mean , Mitchell , who asked great questions , Rachel Mitchell , who does this for a living said I would n't bring this to court . @1GUTFELD@2 : That 's the important part . @1BILA@2 : I would n't bring it to court . I would n't even get a search warrant . There 's nothing there . @1PAVLICH@2 : I think , you know , everyone has been very careful about talking about the credibility of the woman , listening to her answers yesterday from the outside prosecutors . She actually has a lot of things . In fact , she answer that were major , major , discrepancy from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Washington Post , and what we gave seen her say . For example , she said that she only told her husband and her therapist about the sexual assault . But in yesterday , she said that she actually talked to people on the beach , her beach friends about this , and that 's when she decided to go and contact the media and they encouraged her to do it . There were glaring holes yesterday in her testimony . She could n't remember a number of things that happened in the past seven weeks . Not to mention the past 32 years . I understand things are difficult to remember when traumatic things happen . However , when it comes down to this , all of the evidence of character , which what matters here because it happened so long ago , is on the side of Brett Kavanaugh . The people that she said who were in that room -- the people who said that -- were in that room all say do n't know about it . And everybody else is backing . @1BILA@2 : That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's listen from the FBI perspective because they do n't know where this happened , they do n't have a house , and they really do n't know the time frame . They know , maybe , a 6-week time frame . They 're going to ask , generally , the same people that we 've all been hearing about . The alleged witnesses and the two main people involved . Besides the questions that they 've asked yesterday at the hearing , there 's only so much follow-up you can do . And if you ask me , Judge Kavanaugh was meticulous with his calendar . He has an iron-clad memory and can account for much more and in much more details , and has all of the alleged witnesses backing him up . Whereas , as Katie mentioned , Dr. Ford extremely believable but hazy on a lot of key issues . How she got to the party ? How she left the party ? Where the party was ? All of those things are going to be looked at by the FBI investigators , and they 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is to the senate judiciary committee , and it 's going to look a lot like what the senate judiciary committee staff found themselves . @1RIVERA@2 : I 've been a combat reporter for decades . This is war . Judge Kavanaugh watching that man yesterday with that weeping and that -- did you do bongs when you were a senator ? I mean , he seemed to be hanging by a thread . Now he 's got another week . Another week . And he knows they 're coming at him full bore . They 're going to question every answer he has given up until now . I would be worried that he 's going to crack in the next week . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1GUTFELD@2 : That 's what they 're hoping for . They 're hoping that this guy is n't going to -- is n't going to survive . I think he is because I think -- he 's not fighting for the Supreme Court seat now . He 's fighting for his name and he 's fight for his family . He 's fighting for his @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this . The thing is , I do n't know if it matters what you feel at this point because the process is a sham , right ? We know the process is a sham . @1RIVERA@2 : It is. @1BILA@2 : Rachel Mitchell said as well . This is not the way to do this . @1GUTFELD@2 : I think that 's why you end up with the fact that , like , you could see she 's credible and you could see that he 's credible because the process is corrupted , so that you ca n't actually get to the facts . Like , feelings be damned , you 've got to get the evidence . And have we moved the ball anywhere on evidence ? No. @1BILA@2 : The goal is to taint him . The goal is to taint him so badly , and ruin his reputation so badly and have the polling be so bad that they want him pulled so they have to go through this entire process , start to finish with someone else . Who , by the way , they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ issue . @1RIVERA@2 : There 's no time . There 's no time . @1WATTERS@2 : I think we have John Roberts who is standing by in Washington , D.C. to update us with the latest from the White House . What are you hearing , John ? @1JOHN-ROBERTS-FOX-NE@3 : Jesse , good afternoon to you . Well , we knew that the president 's hands were tied once the judiciary committee issued the request over to the White House for the president to ask the FBI to open up a , quote , supplemental investigation into Judge Brett Kavanaugh 's background . The president did n't really have much choice . So that 's when we got the statement from Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders which said , I 've ordered the FBI to conduct a supplemental investigation to update Judge Kavanaugh 's file as the senate has requested . This update must be limited in scope and completed in less than one week . And that 's where the argument , really , is going to come down here . Limit in scope , how do you limit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? The request from the judiciary committee was for all current , credible allegations to be investigated ? Now , does that limited just to Christine Blasey Ford ? Does that include Deborah Ramirez ? Does that include Michael Avenatti 's client ? I think that the White House and Republicans would argue that this is limited only to the Christine Blasey Ford allegation . In which case , you would interview her , you would interview the judge , Judge Kavanaugh , you would interview the other judge , Mark Judge , and other people who were said to be at that party . And now , remember , this is not a criminal investigation . First of all , they 're not investigating alleged crime that happened some 36-years-ago . This is merely collecting background information . And it does not come to any kind of conclusion . Any conclusion on the information contained would have to be made by either the White House or the senate in this case . It 's already gone through the judiciary committee . So it will be the full senate that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ also released a statement this afternoon saying , quote , throughout this process I 've been interviewed by the FBI , I 've done a number of background calls directly with the senate , and yesterday , I answered questions under oath about every topic the senators and their council asked me . I 've done everything they have requested and will continue to cooperate . Geraldo said just a short time ago , this is war , and he 's absolutely correct about this . After what has gone on with this nominee , it is now all-out-war between Republicans and Democrats . I was talking to a prominent Republican political operative just a short time ago , who told me wait until the next seat in the Supreme Court comes up . Maybe it 's Ruth Bader Ginsburg or somebody like that . And rather than following tradition of nominating a more liberal judge the president may go for the hardest , hardest core conservative that he can find to fill that position . So , Geraldo , you 're right . This is political war here in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : I appreciate the props . I appreciate the props also . But Kavanaugh 's statement does not go far enough . I would say to him if he were my client , I would say , judge , I want you to go out there and say you welcome a full throated investigation . @1PAVLICH@2 : He did . @1RIVERA@2 : . probe it . I want you to . @1PAVLICH@2 : He said that . @1RIVERA@2 : I want you to uncover every . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1GUTFELD@2 : Geraldo , if you 're innocent , you do n't have to . It 's like , hell no . Go screw yourself . I 'm innocent . The other thing about the scope of this thing , it is amazing that the Democrats are pleading for more time . Let 's not rush the judge when they already judged this guy not plausible to be on the court before the guy even got there . @1WATTERS@2 : And they knew about this in July and August . @1GUTFELD@2 : Yes . @1RIVERA@2 : Right . @1WATTERS@2 : So this is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ FBI investigation a long time ago , and it could have been much more than a week . They came to play now . @1RIVERA@2 : This is an attempted coup . I think that what the Democrats have done has been absolutely premeditated . They had a very weak hand . They do n't have the White House . They do n't have the house . They do n't have the senate . They were playing with a very weak hand . What they did was they had the complaint , it was many weeks ago . It could have been thoroughly , sincerely , investigated in a timely fashion , but they have succeeded in by dropping it at the 11th hour by this bomb exploding right at the end . They have succeeded in prolonging the process . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1RIVERA@2 : You 're exactly right . @1WATTERS@2 : More than a month now . @1RIVERA@2 : Mid-terms are a couple of weeks that way , and then Christmas holidays . Then you get the new government . What if the Democrats win the senate . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1PAVLICH@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ emails all day from far left groups saying even if Kavanaugh comes back clean from the FBI , he 's unfit to sit on the Supreme Court . Which is why I question today , Jeff Flake who went back on his word just hours after being , you know , releasing a statement saying he would confirm Brett Kavanaugh , he gets bullied in the lobby of a senate hall on a elevator by two women screaming at him , and then he had a conversation with Chris Coons and goes back on his word and says I want a FBI investigation . I 'm not going to confirm Kavanaugh on the full floor until it is done despite promising the country that it would get done today . @1WATTERS@2 : This reminds me , I think it was his colleague , Senator John McCain who at the last minute came in for that vote on the Obamacare repeal and went like that . @1PAVLICH@2 : Right . @1WATTERS@2 : And another Arizona senator did the exact same thing . I do n't know if the motivations were the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he said it was about bringing the country together over bipartisanship with regards to healthcare . Flake is singing the same tune . @1BILA@2 : The motivation . @1WATTERS@2 : . brought forward for the rest of the country would bring on . @1BILA@2 : Jeff Flake wants to be loved by the media . He wants to be the Republican that gets the good headline . Oh , I did what I could that corralled everybody . @1WATTERS@2 : And he 's running for president we think , too . @1BILA@2 : Nobody cares . I hate to say it . I do n't know what happened 36- years-ago , but no one cares at all that Brett Kavanaugh -- there has been no -- there 's no evidence that was brought against this guy . There 's no corroboration . Now this guy . @1RIVERA@2 : Do n't say nobody cares . @1BILA@2 : Nobody cares he has to wait an extra week . @1RIVERA@2 : Everybody cares . @1BILA@2 : He brought up a great point . Yesterday , he said an extra week ? That feels @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ This guy has a reputation . And he knows that every single day that passes that this gets prolonged , the media has the opportunity to dig him in a deeper and deeper hole . And one hundred percent . @1WATTERS@2 : And we have some . @1BILA@2 : There 's no evidence . @1WATTERS@2 : . new information from Ed Henry who I believe has some statement from the Ford team . @1ED-HENRY-FOX-NEWS-C@3 : Yes . Dr. Ford 's statement , Jesse , her attorney Debra Katz just put out a statement and this could be a big problem in terms of potentially blowing up this tentative deal we 've keep hearing about to delay this only one week because listen closely . Debra Katz , Dr. Ford 's attorney , a thorough FBI investigation is critical to developing all the relevant facts . Dr. Christine Ford welcomes this step in the process and appreciates the efforts of senator 's Flakes , Murkowski , Manchin , and Collins , and all the other senators who have supported an FBI investigation to ensure it is completed before the senate votes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Here 's the bad part for the senate leaders , no artificial limits they say as to time or scope should be imposed on this investigation . Well , what does that mean ? That means that Dr. Ford 's team is saying no to a one week deadline as the president has ordered and Senator Flake and others have promised to . And they 're also saying no limit on scope . What does that mean ? Well , the senate judiciary committee said the deal is that they 're only looking at current and credible allegations , as in the Dr. Ford allegations that are considered current before them and considered credible . Even the president said that Dr. Ford was credible in her testimony yesterday . Meaning , if Michael Avenatti or someone else comes up with something new over the weekend , or next Tuesday , or next Wednesday , that might not be deemed credible and is not currently before the judiciary committee , they were not supposed to look at it . Dr. Ford 's legal team is saying the opposite in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that they should look at anything and everything . That is just what conservatives feared , and now Dr. Ford 's team has opened the door . @1WATTERS@2 : Thank you very much , Ed . I appreciate the update . It does have to be said though that Democrats and the Ford lawyers , they do n't control the process . They 're not in the senate . They 're not in the White House . These are lawyers who are representing this woman within this , you know , political circus . They ca n't say , oh , we want unlimited scope . They ca n't say we want unlimited scope and they have to agree to that . This is a request that they 're making and it 's clearly partisan . @1RIVERA@2 : Can say they say this . Can they say , the Ford lawyers and so forth , how can you not investigate an allegation as salacious and as destructive as the contention that the nominee of the Supreme Court participated in gang rapes ? @5CROSSTALK@6 @1WATTERS@2 : I would say this . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his side , I would say if that 's the serious allegation take it up with the local law enforcement people because that 's their jurisdiction . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1BILA@2 : The problem is , though , because this is being tried in the court of public opinion , so no matter what you do it 's never going to be enough . No matter how much time you delegate . No matter what you do . And I promise you , if they look into that case , there will be another case . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1RIVERA@2 : I detest that sleazy porn lawyer , I feel about him , Avenatti , exactly as the president does . But it is impossible in the current climate in our divided country to ignore allegations . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1PAVLICH@2 : When you look at the details of the Avenatti 's -- publication that he put out to talk about this allegation , the allegations are laughable and should have never ever been printed by any media outlet because you were smearing someone without any evidence . And the idea that we are going to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the evidence is on his side to investigation allegations of gang rape , by a woman , who , by the way , her ex-boyfriend had to file a restraining order against her after she threaten him , his wife and his child is absurd . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1PAVLICH@2 : No , you do n't . You were correct on the idea that they will continue to say this . How can you not have more time than a week to investigation allegations of gang rape ? You need 3 months to investigate all of those claims . The bottomline is this is war , as you 've said . Republicans are going to have to stick to their one week timeline , and the president is going to have to hold them to it as well , because this will never ever end . They 're holding this confirmation hostage . And they 're moving the goal post to infinity . That is exactly . @1WATTERS@2 : Also , very suspicious , the lawyer who represented the person that 's making the gang rape claim with Avenatti , the same @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's a very interesting connection , Greg . @1GUTFELD@2 : Yeah . That 's evidence of pure tribalism . There are two groups pitting against each other . And the thing is , I do n't think the Republicans -- like they expected something fierce , but I did n't think they expected how low this could go . And the process is now schizophrenic . So what the Republicans and right minded people are thinking , well , it will be a fact finding procedural . No , it will be just like yesterday where you have an investigator asking questions than then kind of validate what we 've already know . But then on the other side you 're going to have this high emotional drama that will paint this guy as some kind of unstable sexual assaulter. @1BILA@2 : Anyone can say anything to derail a nomination . You do n't need evidence . You do n't need proof . You do n't need corroboration . And if that evidence -- the only person here who presented anything was Brett Kavanaugh . He showed his calendar , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I thought was insane . And the people that Ford claimed were there backed him up . They said , either , they were n't at the party , they do n't remember it , or they praised Kavanaugh 's character . You can not have a situation where somebody comes to the table and under testimony tells his truth and there 's no evidence against him , and now you demand further investigation . That 's not how it works . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1GUTFELD@2 : But what about the deep state ? @1PAVLICH@2 : Due process . Due process . @1GUTFELD@2 : Where 's Rod Rosenstein ? @5CROSSTALK@6 @1PAVLICH@2 : If this goes down , due process in America goes down with it . @1RIVERA@2 : This nation is rivet . We are divided right in half . There 's the right . There 's the left . ( INAUDIBLE ) And the issue is abortion . This is Roe v. Wade . This is something that is so deeply , deeply emotional . There 's so many people on both sides . This is a generational thing . @1WATTERS@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have a new statement by Kavanaugh 's people . And this is how it reads , hear this , throughout this process I 've been interviewed by the FBI . I 've done a number of background calls directly with the senate . And yesterday , I answered questions under oath about every topic the senators and their counsel asked me . I 've done everything they have requested and will continue to cooperate . So that statement . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1BILA@2 : No conditions from him . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1WATTERS@2 : And I understand why yesterday he hedged a little bit . He said I 'll answer any question . I do n't care who investigates . But at the same time , are you going to trust this committee and this environment to not smear you for another additional week with false allegations ? According to him . Geraldo , you did touch on something and it is all about abortion because the other day Juan Williams told me the exact same thing . The three fiercest fights for replacing Supreme Court people , Bork , Clarence Thomas , and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who were replacing justices that had written a majority opinion in Roe and Casey . And now , Kavanaugh come in replacing Kennedy who wrote the majority opinion in Casey , which is kind of the , you know , the affirmation of Roe v. Wade , and it is gotten so ugly and so disgusting -- I think it was the senator from Louisiana , Republican candidate , he said this is an intergalactic freak show . And Greg 's right , the Republicans were not prepared for this level of ugliness . Greg , I think you have a monologue ? @1GUTFELD@2 : I do . Thank you . Good transition there , Jesse . You 're always good at that . All right the lesson this week , politics is a game that turns players into monsters and monsters into players . When Diane Feinstein got Dr. Ford 's allegation she was a player . But rather than hold a private meeting about these allegation which would have protected the families and lives of both Kavanaugh and Ford , Feinstein sat on it until it could only @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Merrick Garland . And here 's the key part , it normalized collateral damage . You know what collateral damage is ? You drop a bomb and innocent people die . The mob in that room knew their bomb would destroy reputations , humiliate a family , scar two kids , but they did the math , politically , collateral damage was worth it . So they unleased public accusations leaking two accomplices , something Feinstein could n't quite deny with conviction , because in the end the Ford letter went from Feinstein to the media . Feinstein does n't know how this happened . How could it ? She investigate right there on camera . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1UNINDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : Can you tell us that your staff did not leak it ? SEN . DIANNE Feinstein ( D ) , CALIFORNIA : Oh , I do n't believe my staff would leak it . I have not asked that question directly . @1UNINDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : Do you know that ? I mean , how in the world did that get in the hand of the press ? @1FEINSTEIN@2 : The answer is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your staff ? @1FEINSTEIN@2 : I just did . Pardon me ? Well , Jennifer reminds me I 've asked her before about it . @1UNINDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : Well , somebody leaked it if it was n't you . @1FEINSTEIN@2 : Well , it was -- I 'm telling you , it was not -- I did not . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1GUTFELD@2 : Oh , how embarrassing . Call it a mystery . Call it substantiation ion . But for sure it was a miracle one created -- one that created a hell no one would want to endure . Happily for Feinstein and friends the target still entered the coliseum . This is way bigger than he said-she said . This is , we said . Due process replaced by political vigilantes . Presumption of innocence be damned . Yesterday , we saw a mob seeking payback tribalism trumping institution and common sense . A female victim gets used . A wife , mother and daughter are wounded , perhaps permanently . America gets sick , while Feinstein holds a pitch fork and says , who me ? @1RIVERA@2 : Good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you know ? This was so manufactured . It 's where Alyssa Milano was sitting to -- I think directly to -- over Kavanaugh 's shoulder . She was the guest of Feinstein . And so she was smiling and texting . It was like why was she there . That was orchestrated . This was a show trial . @1RIVERA@2 : A show trial that had the intended effect . @1GUTFELD@2 : Yes . @1RIVERA@2 : Look where we are today . You have a situation where -- when he came back , when Kavanaugh came back off the ropes , someone talked to him at lunch time after Dr. Ford 's testimony and said , listen , dude , you want this job , you get out there and fight for this job . He got up using the boxing analogy , he went back out there and he swung and he did it . He had the momentum . He got back on top . He was heading towards -- cruising towards that nomination , and then Jeff Flake happened . And I 'm a University of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And for anyone as a former activist and attorney myself , if you think that those noisy demonstrators have no impact other than making a nuisance of themselves , you should talk to the two ladies who confronted Jeff Flake in that elevator . They made history . They made him -- he does n't seem like the strongest rod in the shed anyway . He collapsed . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1RIVERA@2 : He collapsed and then they had no choice . They have no choice . @1GUTFELD@2 : Lindsey Graham said it did n't come -- the leak came from Feinstein . Should n't there be an investigation ? @1WATTERS@2 : Well , I think the prosecutor , yesterday , did a really nice job of establishing the chain of custody for this letter . She said it 's either for personally , and she gave it to the congresswoman , the Democrat , and then it went to Feinstein . Those were the only three people that had custody of it . The leak must have come from them . And if you look at this woman , Ford @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , believable , personally , but she 's incredibly naive . She 's an academic . She seemed a little out of it at times . And she has been manipulated by the senate Democrats and the judiciary committee and by her lawyers . And the prosecutor did an excellent job explaining that . And here 's how , the whole flying thing , afraid of flying that was manufactured . They 've showed that she goes to Hawaii . She goes all over the country . She had just flown back and forth across the east and west coast . And that was a lie . It was also establish that she never even heard the invitation to come interview her on the west coast , her lawyers were keeping that from her . @1GUTFELD@2 : That was not a lie . I mean , is n't that against -- could n't the lawyers be in trouble for withholding ? @5CROSSTALK@6 @1WATTERS@2 : I mean , you do n't have to tell your client everything . Geraldo would know more . But it seems like she had no idea @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ very bizarre . They did on the same day she has gone to her mother 's funeral . And they wo n't release any of the audio and the video from the polygraph . And sex crime prosecutor , again , made a great point at the very end in closing and said this is not how you treat a true victim of sexual assault . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1WATTERS@2 : Forensic interview . And you do n't polygraph her up and lawyer up , and then parade her out on national television . These people , like you 've said on the monologue , like watching Ford being tortured . Like watching Kavanaugh being tortured . It was sadistic what they did . @1RIVERA@2 : It was all of those things , but it was also premeditated. @1WATTERS@2 : Yeah . @1RIVERA@2 : You do n't have to be guessing around . The Democrats I come back to this point . The Democrats represent the pro-choice forces in this country . They were holding the weak hand . The pro-life forces represented by the Republicans holding the stronger hand . The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ They get the golden ticket . The golden ticket in the form of the Dr. Ford accusations . How are we going to use this to the best effect ? We 're going to hold it . We 're going to hold it . We 're going to look like we 're losing . There , what about this ? @5CROSSTALK@6 @1WATTERS@2 : When this first came up , no , we 're holding a vote on Monday . We 're not extending . It 's a Thursday for a hearing . That 's -- we 're not playing games . If he had done that , it would have avoided this delay , and it would not have jeopardized this vote . JEDEDIAH BILA , CO-HOST : It 's important that -- @5CROSSTALK@6 @1WATTERS@2 : Do you think he could have played that that way , or do you think he would have suffered ? KATIE PAVLICH , CO-HOST : I think he would have suffered . Republicans would have looked like they 're not willing to hear from women about sexual assault , which is a playbook that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ CO-HOST : Agreed . @1PAVLICH@2 : They 've been using it in political campaigns -- midterm , presidential -- for years . That would have not been , optically , a good look . Now , the consequences of that are where we are today . @1WATTERS@2 : Right . It 's all risk now . @1PAVLICH@2 : One thing I want to say about Dianne Feinstein dropping this bomb into the middle of the committee , her staff and Senator Grassley 's staff used to actually have a pretty good relationship . They used to have a really professional working relationship -- @1RIVERA@2 : Not when it comes to abortion . @1PAVLICH@2 : -- on very important , big issues like protesting whistle blowers , national security , oversight of government agencies . And she has completely destroyed any kind of relationship that they had in the past as the left continues to lecture the right about civility and coming together and Washington working to make sure we 're bettering the country . She destroyed that relationship . It was a good one . And she has a lot @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there should be an investigation about -- GREG GUTFELD , CO-HOST : Is Feinstein doing this because she 's trouble , too , with the left in California ? @1PAVLICH@2 : Maybe . @1RIVERA@2 : Maybe . But I think that this is big . You have to go back to this . I was a young lawyer when Roe v. Wade was argued and passed . This was a sea change . This was an incredibly profound -- women in the streets . The first lap of the women 's movement was happening , unfolding . The nation was beginning to fracture along these lines . This is the generation later . The pro-life force has finally had an opportunity to -- to sway things back their way , a generation later . And this is the fight to the finish . This is any means necessary . This is -- @1BILA@2 : But if you can acknowledge that , if you can say this is -- this is political . This is about abortion , then ca n't you see that , no matter how many investigations you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . @1RIVERA@2 : Yes . I agree . @1BILA@2 : So you ca n't just keep calling for investigations of uncorroborated claims . Because this is political . And Kavanaugh said it was political , which they hate him for . @1WATTERS@2 : Yes , he said it was revenge for the Hillary loss . @1BILA@2 : Right . He was willing to come out and say this was about politics . @1RIVERA@2 : Or Merrick Garland . Is n't this Merrick Garland ? Is n't Merrick Garland justification enough ? @1PAVLICH@2 : Merrick Garland was never falsely accused of gang raping women at a high school party . @1RIVERA@2 : He did n't even get a hearing . He did n't get a chance to get accused of anything . @1PAVLICH@2 : -- never accused of these types of salacious claims . @1RIVERA@2 : They played -- they played dirty with Merrick Garland . Now what goes around comes around . @1PAVLICH@2 : Not like this . @1GUTFELD@2 : I do n't see -- I do n't think that you could actually predict or say that with this Supreme @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ think that 's a game in itself . I do n't think that it 's under threat , Geraldo. @1RIVERA@2 : I do . I do . I 'll tell you very easily , very quickly . Roe v. Wade said there 's a competing interest : mother and unborn child . At some point , the child becomes viable . When the child can live outside the mother , the child now has the rights of a human . That date gets -- keeps getting pushed back . Six months , five months , four months into the pregnancy now -- @1PAVLICH@2 : That 's good . The majority of women actually support that . @1RIVERA@2 : That 's where the fight will be . They 're going to -- the technology , they 'll use technology . @1GUTFELD@2 : A sonogram showing that a baby 's a real thing . @1BILA@2 : The message we 're giving is that you can derail a nomination if you do n't like the policy , and it 's being allowed . It 's being tolerated . @1GUTFELD@2 : All right . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it ? @1WATTERS@2 : You can go ahead . @1GUTFELD@2 : All right . Liberals lashing out against Kavanaugh . Some of the most outrageous bashing of Trump 's Supreme Court nominee , that 's ahead . @5COMMERCIAL-BREAK@6 @1RIVERA@2 : They are whacking the hell out of the poor guy . Brett Kavanaugh getting smeared by the left . Kicking into high gear . His dramatic , emotional testimony . Watch . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 SEN . DIANNE WEINSTEIN ( D-CA ) , RANKING MEMBER , JUDICIARY COMMITTEE : This was someone who was aggressive and belligerent . @1DON-LEMON-CNN-ANCHO@3 : You could do these other things and still get good grades , still have a great job . That 's why they call people functioning alcoholics . I 'm not saying that he was , but there is a term . There are functioning addicts . SEN . SHELDON WHITEHOUSE ( D-RI ) , JUDICIAL COMMITTEE : Kavanaugh dodged and dissembled , ranted and raved , filibustered and prevaricated . I did not find him credible. @1UNIDENTIFIED-FEMALE@2 : All of a sudden , his anger was triggered . And what we saw @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ woman . It 's very frightening . @1JEFFREY-TOOBIN-CNN-@3 : We then heard from a belligerent , angry , enraged Brett Kavanaugh , challenging lawyers -- challenging United States senators about how much they drink . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1RIVERA@2 : How 's the guy going to win with that kind of attitude ? Perhaps never in the history of high school yearbooks has any ever been probed as intensely with such skepticism as the yearbook of Judge Brett Kavanaugh . Democrats have worked to paint him as the prep school version of John Belushi in " Animal House . " @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1WHITEHOUSE@2 : Let 's look at " Beach Week Ralph Club Biggest Contributor . " What does the word " ralph " mean in that ? @1BRETT-KAVANAUGH-SUP@3 : That probably refers to throwing up . @1WHITEHOUSE@2 : Judge , " Have you have " -- I do n't know if it 's " buffed " or " boofed " -- how do you pronounce that ? @1KAVANAUGH@2 : That refers to flatulence . We were 16. @1WHITEHOUSE@2 : Devil 's Triangle ? @1KAVANAUGH@2 : Drinking game . @1WHITEHOUSE@2 : How 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1RIVERA@2 : And the other one , the F-F-F-F -- @1BILA@2 : Come on . @1RIVERA@2 : -- you know , just the -- I think that -- Jedediah , did you ever have a yearbook ? @1BILA@2 : I did have a yearbook . @1RIVERA@2 : I bet you were , like , the belle of your yearbook . Were n't you ? @1BILA@2 : No , I was very shy . @1RIVERA@2 : Yes . @1BILA@2 : I was very -- there was probably nothing in it , to be honest . But maybe there is. @1RIVERA@2 : Does it creep you out that here , a yearbook of all things . I ca n't imagine . @1BILA@2 : Yes . @1RIVERA@2 : I used to put , like , " doll " with a big-D-O-L-L. @1BILA@2 : That was the moment -- @1PAVLICH@2 : Sexist . You 're never getting on the Supreme Court . @1RIVERA@2 : Never . @1BILA@2 : That was the moment , when I saw them bring that yearbook out and start doing that , that 's when I knew that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this was insanity of the highest level . And he 's having to explain things he wrote 36 years ago . And I kept thinking at that time that we had yearbooks back then . We did n't have social media and all that . I ca n't wait for Twitter , Facebook. @1GUTFELD@2 : So true . @1BILA@2 : It 's going to be uncovered , all the photos you liked . @1GUTFELD@2 : Don Lemon at New Year 's Eve . @1PAVLICH@2 : Yes . @1GUTFELD@2 : When he was wasted . @1WATTERS@2 : Functioning alcoholic . @1GUTFELD@2 : Functioning alcoholic . @1RIVERA@2 : You get my point about , if he literally lied about one of these little things , you have this -- this principle in the law . False in one , false in all . You know -- I 'm just saying , you 're going to have the most ferocious advocacy on the -- and partisanship on the other side . They 're going to insist . They 're going to go through every note in his yearbook , and they 're going @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . This will be the week from hell for Brett Kavanaugh. @1WATTERS@2 : Yes . I think last week was the week from hell . And if you can go through your yearbook , fine . I think he 's clean on the yearbook . I 'm not going to bring it up . I 'm just going to point people to this article . This is a Real Clear Investigations article . " Suppressed Blasey Ford Yearbooks " -- Ford 's yearbooks -- " Reveal Fast Times at Holton Arms . " Now , I 'm not going to read what 's in here . @1PAVLICH@2 : Oh , I will . @1WATTERS@2 : Her yearbook is probably , according to this article -- I have n't , you know , obviously confirmed it -- according to this investigative article , a lot worse than his -- his yearbook . @1RIVERA@2 : Meaning like what ? @1WATTERS@2 : It 's just -- @1RIVERA@2 : Do n't tease it like that . Like what does it say ? @1WATTERS@2 : She -- he may be , you know , talking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lot worse . I 'll put it like that . @1GUTFELD@2 : I do n't know if it 's her . Is n't it just the yearbook ? @1WATTERS@2 : No , no , no . She 's pictured ; she 's referenced . Listen , I 'm not going to bring it up . I 'm just going to say , if you want to look at it , look at it online . Here 's the other thing I just want to also say . A lot of these things -- and I believe Ford -- we all have to remember the Rolling Stone rape hoax - - @1PAVLICH@2 : Yes . @1WATTERS@2 : -- the Duke lacrosse rape hoax , the Tawana Brawley situation . And Senator Chuck Schumer himself was a victim of a phony sexual harassment allegation that he had to then give over to the Capitol Hill police . These things happen -- @1RIVERA@2 : These things happen -- @1WATTERS@2 : -- all the time . And to say that they do n't is a lie . @1RIVERA@2 : The one thing -- I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one thing that you have not addressed is , as of 2 p.m. yesterday , there was a 90 percent chance that Brett Kavanaugh was going to be a Supreme Court justice . Do you agree that it 's now a 50 percent chance ? @1WATTERS@2 : No , I saw her testify , and I thought she was unbelievable . And I thought , " I do n't think he 's going to be able to do it . " @1GUTFELD@2 : You mean believable ? @1WATTERS@2 : Exactly . The way Trump says it : " That was unbelievable ! " And then -- then he comes out back against the wall , fight or flight . And I thought he hit a grand slam . And that emotion was real , and it was convincing . But I think you 're right ; now it 's in the no man 's land . @1RIVERA@2 : Are you worried , Katie ? @1PAVLICH@2 : I 'm concerned about the timeline. @1RIVERA@2 : He just said I do n't ( UNINTELLIGIBLE ) @1PAVLICH@2 : But I want to go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Senator Whitehouse , United States senator , sitting in a Supreme Court nomination , asking someone to define flatulence SIC and terms from a yearbook that was -- @1RIVERA@2 : And ralphing. @1PAVLICH@2 : -- printed 36 years ago , because there was nothing else to actually go off in terms of -- go off of in terms of substance . I think Americans watching think that 's really petty . I think this whole thing is going to backfire . There were record numbers of people watching this yesterday . And today Senator Whitehouse went back onto the dais and said he does n't believe that Brett Kavanaugh was telling the truth about the definition of those terms . So now we 're debating the definition of flatulence SIC , what teenage boys are saying in yearbooks , when this is a person who has 300 opinions . Thirteen of them have been passed onto the Supreme Court , which have been used by the Supreme Court . @1RIVERA@2 : You use what you have . @1PAVLICH@2 : George W. Bush -- @1RIVERA@2 : You use what you have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He flew on Air Force One , hand in hand . There is so much more substance to this man , and instead , they 're talking about terms that were written in a yearbook almost -- @1GUTFELD@2 : The -- @1RIVERA@2 : By any means necessary . @1GUTFELD@2 : The thing that is amazing to me was some very top media minds that we saw in that montage pointed to his fury over his family being destroyed and allegations of gang rape and whatnot and his reputation being destroyed . They pointed to his fury over that as proof that he is capable of assault and all of these other horrible things . The moment of his life when he has to defend himself , I think he 's allowed to be angry . I think he is . And could you imagine if he went out there and was the opposite and was incredibly congenial and sat down and -- they would think he was mentally ill . They would go , " There 's something wrong with him ! There 's something wrong . " Those hypocrites. @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He drinks beer . Don Lemon , though -- @1RIVERA@2 : I need a beer right now . Lots more to cover on today 's developments . The breaking details next on " The Five . " @5COMMERCIAL-BREAK@6 @1BILA@2 : Breaking news all over the place this hour . President Trump ordering the FBI to conduct a one-week supplemental investigation into accusations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh . Christine Blasey Ford 's legal team is already pushing back and saying the probe should not be limited in time or scope . And the lawyers for P.J. Smith , one of the people allegedly at the part , say he is willing to cooperate with any investigation . So Greg , you already see here this delay tactic now that 's going to go on and on with Ford 's team , who by the way , half of her team , remember , she hired on the recommendation of Feinstein. @1GUTFELD@2 : No. 1 , did Trump know this was coming , which is why he delayed the Rod Rosenstein meeting till next week ? Brilliant , I tell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @1RIVERA@2 : Which one is referring to ? @1GUTFELD@2 : Trump . I 've got to say that the -- you know , it could be . Why did n't the Dems just stand on Ford 's confirmation ? What were they -- I guess they must have been worried , because what -- if the FBI actually turns up zilch , then Ford 's testimony is kind of forgotten . I mean , this is -- @1WATTERS@2 : They run a risk , too . @1GUTFELD@2 : Yes , there 's a risk . @1WATTERS@2 : Because if it comes back clean , what excuse do they have ? @1GUTFELD@2 : Nobody 's going to remember Ford . @1RIVERA@2 : How can you get to the truth in a single week ? Come on . Let it - - let it go a second week . Let it go a month . @1GUTFELD@2 : Of course . @1RIVERA@2 : Let it go until mid-November . Let it go until we get a majority back in the United States Senate . @1WATTERS@2 : They can say that , Geraldo , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anymore . @1RIVERA@2 : I just want to -- @1WATTERS@2 : We 've seen through the tactics , and they 're pretty clear . There 's a lot of holes , though , in Ford 's story that we have n't even discussed . The best friend , under penalty of perjury -- @1PAVLICH@2 : Right . @1WATTERS@2 : -- said that " There was no party . I have no idea what you are talking about . " And when your best friend that you go with runs out of a party , a small gathering , and she has no way to get home because she does n't drive , the friend never asks the next day -- @1BILA@2 : Well -- @1WATTERS@2 : -- " How did you get home ? What happened ? Why did you run out of the party ? " @1PAVLICH@2 : Right . Very odd . @1WATTERS@2 : That 's very odd to me . And then when Ford was asked about that , why did she testify and say that , she goes , well , she had some health problems @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That does n't make a lot of sense to me. @1BILA@2 : Does it matter , though , Katie ? Does it matter really ? @1PAVLICH@2 : No. @1BILA@2 : Because we 've already proven that if there 's no evidence and no corroboration , you can basically criminalize this guy . @1PAVLICH@2 : Right . @1BILA@2 : Does it matter if the FBI comes back and finds nothing , if the story 's still going to be the same ? Republicans do n't care about women ; this guy is guilty no matter what . What can Republicans do ? @1PAVLICH@2 : The only thing that -- the only thing that this might change is the way that Joe Manchin votes , the way that Heidi Heitkamp votes , red- state Democrats . I will note that -- @1RIVERA@2 : Lisa Murkowski. @1PAVLICH@2 : -- President Trump is a Republican . @1BILA@2 : Susan Collins . @1RIVERA@2 : Susan Collins . @1PAVLICH@2 : Susan Collins . I will note that President Trump will be in West Virginia this weekend . And I 'm sure that people in West Virginia @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about this . However , for everybody else , Democrats from day one , before Kavanaugh was even nominated , said they would do everything they possibly could to deny this -- this seat to President Trump . Their goal is to delay . That 's exactly what they 're getting . Chuck Schumer is on the record . Debra Katz the attorney in this case is in videos at resistance rallies saying they 're going to do whatever they can . @1WATTERS@2 : Yes . @1PAVLICH@2 : And the other attorney now working on the case also works for Andrew McCabe , who is under federal investigation for lying to the FBI . So here we are . It 's a delay tactic . And Republicans are going to have to decide whether they 're going to hold the line on Thursday . Because as you 've already seen , her attorneys are now putting all these conditions out . And my question is , she now - she gets questioned by the FBI , too . And are they going to ask her for the therapist notes she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Washington Post or not ? Are they going to ask for her yearbooks ? Are they going to ask for corroborating evidence ? @1RIVERA@2 : Yes , yes , yes , yes . @1PAVLICH@2 : And her attorneys are n't going to turn it over , which again shows that they 're unwilling to cooperate with this . @1BILA@2 : All right . " One More Thing " is coming up next . @5COMMERCIAL-BREAK@6 @1WATTERS@2 : Time now for " One More Thing " -- Mr. Gutfeld ? @1GUTFELD@2 : All right . Tomorrow night you 're going to -- you ca n't miss this show . Saturday , 10 p.m . We 've got Charlie Hurt , Madison Gesiotto , Kat Timpf and Tyrus . And I just want to say , I know a lot of people get really made over the last couple of days . It 's angry . But I think there is one positive thing that we learned . And I think that we 've learned that the nature of memory is a lot different than what we believe it to be . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are all flawed . Everybody makes -- everybody has a Brian Williams story , something that they believe happened that may not have . And I think that 's an important thing that people have to explore and people have to -- @1RIVERA@2 : Especially whether you 've been married five times . @1GUTFELD@2 : Yes . That is true . I would n't know , but you would . @1WATTERS@2 : OK . All right . Well , my mom has never endorsed a book on this show -- @1GUTFELD@2 : Of course . @1WATTERS@2 : -- until Juan wrote one . @1GUTFELD@2 : Yes . @1WATTERS@2 : And here 's what she said : " We celebrate this man 's book " -- @1RIVERA@2 : Aww . @1WATTERS@2 : " -- and please send my profound congratulations to Juan . " Juan 's got the " What the Hell Do You Have To Lose ? " That 's why he 's not here . He 's selling the book hard . @1BILA@2 : It 's a great title . I love it . @1WATTERS@2 : My mom is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go . @1RIVERA@2 : That 's so adorable . That 's so -- @1WATTERS@2 : All right . So there 's also video circling around the Internet . It 's of Sheila Jackson Lee handing something to the attorney for Mrs. Ford . Everybody has got a theory . It 's a big conspiracy theory . Well , we found out , one of our producers on Capitol Hill , she was just handing him notes of support from her and her people and her friends and stuff like that . Nothing nefarious or anything like that . So we 're going to put that to rest . Speaking of nefarious , " Watters ' World , " 8 p.m. live , covering the Trump rally . There it is . Also , we have Geraldo. @1RIVERA@2 : When I -- when I moved to Cleveland , you know -- I still have a small place here . When I moved to Cleveland , it was on the understanding that it 's such a short flight that it will be just like , you know , commuting to upstate or @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I have had the most miserable -- @1WATTERS@2 : Who flies to the Hamptons from New York ? @1GUTFELD@2 : Only Geraldo. @1RIVERA@2 : -- week and a half . I had a helicopter ( ph ) for 14 years . @1PAVLICH@2 : Oh , OK. @1RIVERA@2 : I was at -- leaving from D.C. to Cleveland . Three times my airplane started taking off and aborted the takeoff . Three times . Then here I am now , and they deplaned us on the tarmac of Reagan National . And then last night coming in , I swear to God , I went to -- first to a Delta flight . They cancelled that . Then I ran a mile to the next terminal to the United flight . That was five hours late . Then I ran back to the American . The American took off , flew from Cleveland halfway to New York , turned around and went back to Cleveland , landed . So I have to run to the original United flight , and I got here at 3 a.m. in the morning . @1WATTERS@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . " All right , Katie . @1PAVLICH@2 : So we all know that dogs , sometimes people say they 're very difficult to take care of . But this one actually helps water itself . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @5DOG-DRINKING-OUT-OF-@7 @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1PAVLICH@2 : And we know that bathrooms in New York City are very small . So fighting for space can be difficult . But this dog learned how to turn on the faucet and just drinks its water . So whenever it 's thirsty , it can go in there and just figure it out . The other dog wants to learn how to do it , too . @1WATTERS@2 : I ca n't believe Dana 's dog does n't know how to do that . @1PAVLICH@2 : I do n't think my dog is smart enough to do that . @1WATTERS@2 : Unbelievable . @1PAVLICH@2 : Maybe just too lazy . @1GUTFELD@2 : Dana is not here . @1BILA@2 : All right . Well , my dream has come true . All right ? Miami International Airport has started Miami Hound Machine , the therapy dog program where these dogs @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in two hour shifts . People afraid of flying . People get nervous . They 're going to be there to kind of help you through it . First five pups are Abbey , Bell , Dash , Donovan and Pico . They 're going to great passengers during peak traveling periods to destress everybody . And these are -- @1GUTFELD@2 : That would n't have helped Geraldo . He just wants a decent plane flight . Dogs are n't going to help . @1WATTERS@2 : Yes . Cocktail . @1GUTFELD@2 : Yes . @1RIVERA@2 : I had a cocktail . I want a dog with those little -- you know , those St. Bernards -- @1GUTFELD@2 : Yes . @1RIVERA@2 : They have barrels of little beer . @1WATTERS@2 : Can we have a rule , Greg , for " The Five " ? No double dog " One More Things . " One is enough . We do n't need two . @1PAVLICH@2 : -- double dog . @1RIVERA@2 : Dana 's not here . @1WATTERS@2 : Especially when Dana 's not here . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1PAVLICH@2 : Dogs @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Only if they have liquor under their seat . That 's all for us tonight . We 'll see you back here on Monday . " Special Report " up next . Bret Baier . FoxNews Network , LLC

@@5001441 @1REP.--JOHN-RUTHERFORD@3 : Well , I was just going to say , the purchaser 's permit allows law enforcement to then go into that black market and buy and sell guns , and make arrests of the folks who are in there doing it illegally . @1DONALD-TRUMP-PRESID@3 : We 've got to be very tough on the black market . @1RUTHERFORD@2 : Exactly . @1REP.--STEPHANIE-MURPH@3 : Mr. President ? @1TRUMP@2 : Yes , thank you . @1MURPHY@2 : I represent a district in central Florida , and we were deeply affected by polls . And I think in the aftermath of these types of tragedies , the American people really want to see us -- their elected leaders working together to do something . And so I 'm heartened ... @1TRUMP@2 : Ultimately , this did n't happen after Pulse . I mean , how bad was Pulse ? And nothing happened . @1MURPHY@2 : Well -- so thank you for bringing us all together . I have heard a number of ideas , and I wanted to present one that I had n't heard yet . I have a bipartisan bill to remove the so-called Dickey Amendment , which @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the CDC and other federal agencies from researching gun violence . And I think that your secretary of HHS has said he thinks we should be able to research gun violence . It 's a key piece -- having facts and scientific data is a key piece in helping us address this national public health issue . And so I would hope that -- you know , we as lawmakers can have opinions about policies , but we should all have good sets of facts . And it 's an easy fix . We just have to strike one sentence in the existing law to enable us to conduct the research that is much needed . @1TRUMP@2 : OK . Thank you very much . Guys , are we -- maybe we 'll sum up pretty quickly . Do you want to go really quickly ? @1REP.--TED-DEUTCH-D@3 : I do . I -- only because Congresswoman Esty brought this up . I -- this is -- this is a bracelet that Marjory Stoneman Douglas has -- has been selling back home . I want to give it to you , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ last one of these that we ever have to have ... @1TRUMP@2 : Good , good . @1DEUTCH@2 : And , if we can do -- if we can do universal background checks and ban bump stocks and increase the age to 21 and get rid of the Dickey Amendment and do it now and show the American people and my constituents -- the people in Parkland , the grieving families and students -- that we 're actually ready to act , they 'll feel better . And you can get this done , Mr. President . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1TRUMP@2 : Thank you . OK . Thank you very much . Thanks . @1DEUTCH@2 : Thank you . @1TRUMP@2 : Thank you . So , if I could just sum up , Chris and John , Pat , Joe , maybe you could all get together and you 'll start it from that standpoint . Other people -- Dianne , you have some very good ideas . We all have -- I think everybody -- Marco , I know you have a lot . Fellows , if you could all get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ legislation -- Chuck -- I think that you 're going to have an amazing result in the vote . And votes are hard to get in Congress . That 's what 's been happening . You 're going to have an amazing result . People are going to be shocked to see the numbers . It 's not going to be 60 . It 's going to be way above 60 . And it may be a number that nobody would even believe . People want to see something happen , but they want to see something good happen , too , not just another piece of -- I mean , you did n't pass anything , let alone some good stuff . We want to pass something great . And , to me , something great has to be where you stop it from happening . And I think there 's only one way . But , again , if you feel not to have that -- you understand -- I want a counter . I want a very strong counterpunch , because , if you have a strong @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not going to have this problem anymore . Remember the 98 percent figure : 98 percent of these attacks -- gun free zones . No backlash . No death to them ; death to everybody else . But , if you four could get together and do something and maybe set the foundation , add to the foundation with some of the great things said , we would have -- we 're going to have a bill -- Steve , it 's very hard to add the one thing that you want . I mean , I will tell you . I 'm a fan . @1UNIDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : It 's still worth it . @1TRUMP@2 : I -- consider -- let 's consider it for a separate bill . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1TRUMP@2 : We 'll consider it for a separate bill . But , again , we also want things that can be approved . You have to look at the age of 21 for certain types of weapons . I mean , some people are n't going to like that , but you 're going to have to look at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to have a vote . I think it 's going to be a very successful vote . And I will sign it . And I will call whoever you want me to if I like what you 're doing . And I think I like what you 're doing already . But you could add to it . But you have to be very , very powerful on background checks . Do n't be shy . Very strong on mentally ill -- you have to be very , very strong on that . And do n't worry about bump stock . We 're getting rid of it . We 're -- it will be -- I mean , you do n't have to complicate the bill by adding another two paragraphs . We 're getting rid of it . I will do that myself , because I 'm able to . Fortunately , we 're able to do that without going through Congress . So , if the four of you could work together and come up with some beautiful foundation , add and subtract to it , put it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's what we have to do . @1SEN.--DIANNE-FEINSTEI@3 : Mr. President , what do we do about weapons of war easily accessible on our streets ? @1TRUMP@2 : What you 're going to have to do is discuss it with everybody and any sort of -- no , it 's a very complex solution . You do . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1TRUMP@2 : You have -- you have weapons on the street . That 's what we 're talking about with black market . These are black-market weapons . You know , the problem , Dianne , is that these are n't where you walk into a store and buy . These are where somebody hands you a gun and you hand them some money . @1FEINSTEIN@2 : No , you go into a store and you can buy an AR-15. @1TRUMP@2 : You can . @1FEINSTEIN@2 : You can buy a TEC-9 . I mean , you can buy all these weapons . @1TRUMP@2 : Well , this is what you 're going to have to discuss . Joe ... @1FEINSTEIN@2 : Light triggers ... @5CROSSTALK@6 @1FEINSTEIN@2 : ... bullets @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're going to have to discuss that . You 'll sit down with Dianne and everybody else and you 'll come up with something . And I think it -- I really believe it has to be very strong . I would rather have you come down on the strong side , instead of the weak side . The weak side would be much easier . I would rather have you come up with a strong , strong bill , and really strong on background checks . With that , I just will end it , but I just want to thank everybody . I really believe we 're going to -- we 're on the road to something terrific . Thank you all very much . Thank you . Thank you very much . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1QUESTION@2 : Mr. President -- Mr. President , could you see yourself ... @1NEIL-CAVUTO-HOST@2 : All right , you have been witnessing something most unusual , my friends . Welcome . I 'm Neil Cavuto . You 're watching " Your World . " The president once again in a tour de force performance @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and giving some zingers back , and all on the issue how to avoid another Florida shooting , and peeving off both sides , oftentimes at the same table and sometimes with the same senators and congress men and women . That is leadership . These are examples of it just now . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1TRUMP@2 : It does n't make sense that I have to wait until I 'm 21 to get a handgun , but I can get this weapon at 18 . I do n't know . So , I was just curious as to what you did in your bill . You do n't address it . @1UNIDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : We did n't address it , Mr. President . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1TRUMP@2 : You know why ? Because you 're afraid of the NRA . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1TRUMP@2 : Yes . It 's a big issue right now . @1UNIDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : You 're right . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : All right , and back and forth it went . That , again , is an indication of leadership , staying focused on an issue , zinging both sides . This is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tweets and ribbing shots like this . " Why is A.D. Jeff Sessions asking the inspector general to investigate potentially massive FISA abuse ? Will take forever , has no prosecutorial power , and already late with the reports on Comey , et cetera . Is n't the I.G. an Obama guy ? Why not use the Justice Department lawyers ? DISGRACEFUL . " What he was essentially doing there is saying the guy on his team , his beleaguered attorney general , against whom he has had multiple such tweets and zingers , and that 's what he does to someone in his Cabinet , that 's what he does to someone on his side , that 's what he does to someone in his party . There are ways to do this . Then there are ways not to do this . Taking on Republican Senator Pat Toomey on guns ? Well , that 's a good way to do it . Taking on your own Cabinet official and humiliating him internationally , on Twitter , no less , maybe that 's not the way to do it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ conundrum , that is President Donald J. Trump . John Roberts at the White House following , well , I guess both presidents -- John . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1JOHN-ROBERTS-FOX-NE@3 : Good afternoon to you , Neil . Yes , you have got to kind of wonder , how much more can Jeff Sessions take ? Because he was taking it on the chin from the president last spring , then last summer in the fall , and now into the winter . And the president getting some backup from his good friend the Reverend Jerry Falwell Jr. , who suggested that Jeff Sessions is just a coward . This whole thing prompted Sessions , in a rare moment , to push back against the president . For the most part , he 's just taken it on the chin or turned the other cheek , but Sessions saying that he 's " initiated the appropriate process that will ensure complaints against the department will be fully and fairly acted upon if necessary . " He goes on to say : " As long as I am the attorney general , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . " So we will see where the Sessions things goes . That 's all dealing with the Russia investigation , and then the inspector general 's investigation now that the DOJ has launched in the wake of this Republican memo and then the Democratic memo that came out on FISA abuses and the rebuttal to it . But what I thought was really interesting today was when the president looked at Steve Scalise and said , you know I love you , but if you try to put this idea of concealed carry reciprocity into the House version of the Cornyn-Murphy bill , that is not going to get passed . The president has got a whole series of measures that he 's going to unveil tomorrow . FOX News exclusively has obtained some of those details . Now , he will voice support for the Cornyn-Murphy bill . We know that , as well as the stop school violence bill . We do know that the president in the past has supported this idea of raising the minimum age for buying a long rifle from 18 to 21 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that a little bit over recent days . But he will include that . In addition , he is going to say , as he 's said before , that he will seek to by executive action ban bump stocks . But he 's going to take action , series of administration actions , expanding DHS program to stop school violence , fix the FBI tipster program , encourage more states to create laws for extreme risk protective orders , so that if somebody threatens themselves or others , their family or the law enforcement can go to court to get an order to take away their weapons . He 's going to put some meat on the bones in terms of this idea , Neil , of arming certain members of faculty and staff by proposing either federal grants or a federal training program to help get that done . So , big announcement coming from the White House on the set of -- series of policy proposals to make schools safer and to increase gun safety . So , we will be watching for that for you tomorrow @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ going on there . John Roberts , thank you very , very much . @1ROBERTS@2 : Thank you . @1CAVUTO@2 : So , again , sort of a tale of two different presidents today , certainly on the gun issue , getting ahead of it and trying to get both parties on his side , and then that dust-up that continues with his attorney general , Jeff Sessions . But it 's a question that I raised with the attorney general 's old colleague , Alabama Republican Senator Richard Shelby , as to why Sessions puts up with it . @5BEGIN-VIDEOTAPE@6 @1SEN.--RICHARD-SHELBY-@3 : You need the support of the president when you 're the attorney general and when you 're the secretary state or when you 're the treasury secretary . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : Well , Sessions does n't have it . Sessions does n't have it . @1SHELBY@2 : Absolutely . And , you know , loyalty is a double-edged sword . If the president is loyal to him and vice versa , you generally have got a smooth relationship . But you have got a troubled relationship there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I listened to your program a minute ago . I do believe that Sessions had no option , other than to recuse himself from the Trump investigation . I do believe ... @1CAVUTO@2 : Most common thinking , law-abiding , just ethically ... @1SHELBY@2 : Had to . @1CAVUTO@2 : ... right men and women would concur with that . @1SHELBY@2 : I agree . @1CAVUTO@2 : It is -- it 's over . It 's done . But he 's held this grudge since . And I guess -- and I can understand he 's frustrated . He felt like that that led to a chain of events , and here we are . But do you think , Senator ... @1SHELBY@2 : Well , we 're where we are right now . @1CAVUTO@2 : Right . @1SHELBY@2 : But I also believe that , when the special prosecutor was appointed by the deputy attorney general , Rod Rosenstein , to investigate the Trump campaign and so forth , that would have been an opportune time to appoint a special prosecutor investigate the Clinton shenanigans and the Clinton Foundation @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ United States and the former president of the United States , all of that , it should have been done a year ago . But it wasn't. @1CAVUTO@2 : Yes , well , would have , should have , could have . I agree . But there 's a lot of things that could have , should have happened , to your point . I 'm just wondering what happens now . If you 're Jeff Sessions , why do you stay in office ? Why do you stay attorney general ? @1SHELBY@2 : That 's the question of the day right now . Do you stay , although ... @5CROSSTALK@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : Would you ? If it were you ? If it were you , Senator , in that capacity , would you stay ? Would you be humiliated and happily humiliated day in and day out ? @5CROSSTALK@6 @1SHELBY@2 : Oh , absolutely not . I would n't stay at all , unless the president wanted me to stay , and he appointed me . I would n't be under anybody 's -- I would n't be anybody @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ because the president is saying you do n't have any confidence in me . So , that is Jeff 's challenge right now , and what he wants to do and how he does it . And he 's a good man . He 's going through a lot and he has got a lot of challenges . @1CAVUTO@2 : Is there a spillover effect of this , Senator , among some of your colleagues , who feel , wow , this is how he 's treating a member of his own Cabinet and whatever you think of the wisdom of what he 's saying or what -- and why Jeff Sessions did what he did when things started or looking into this investigation now and the inspector general , et cetera , say , you know , there but by the great of God go I ? And so I 'm thinking that this guy is like , you know , a machine gun , that he 's going to come after me next . What do you think ? @1SHELBY@2 : Nobody knows . We all could speculate @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to be up to whether the attorney general wants to stay in the job and be belittled by the president , his boss who put him there , or does he want to leave . That 's a decision he will have to make . @1CAVUTO@2 : Do you think it 's having an effect on some of your legislative priorities or working or getting even Republicans to work on -- either on gun legislation or safety legislation or any one of the other issues , infrastructure , that are popping up ? Are they feeling right now the president could abandon them or that they -- he wo n't be loyal if they go the extra mile ? @1SHELBY@2 : Well , there 's always the question , will people who propose things be with you at the end ? Will they be with you when it 's -- going gets tough ? And that 's part of legislation that we deal with every day . So , we will have to wait and see . @1CAVUTO@2 : Do you trust this president to do the right thing to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , including yourself ? @1SHELBY@2 : Well , I would hope so . We all respect the office of the president . We want to appreciate what the president is doing and how he 's doing it . I do believe that the president has made some good decisions overall . Look at our economy , a lot of appointments he 's made , a lot of the savings he 's made , but loyalty is a two-way street in a Cabinet position . We know that . I 'm sure the president knows that and the people who take those jobs know that . @5END-VIDEOTAPE@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : Loyalty is a two-way street . Well , the judge is with us now . And he thinks the president is right to criticize his attorney general , maybe just not the way he went about it i. @1ANDREW-NAPOLITANO-F@3 : Well , I wish that the president had picked up the phone and said , Jeff , here 's how I would like you to do it . But that 's not this president 's style . @1CAVUTO@2 : Right . @1NAPOLITANO@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who knows Senator Sessions , Attorney General Sessions , very well , far better than I know him . @1CAVUTO@2 : Are you surprised , Judge , we have touched on it before , this -- that he 's still sticking it out , that Jeff Sessions is sticking it out ? @1NAPOLITANO@2 : Yes . I am surprised . @1CAVUTO@2 : Why do you think he does ? @1NAPOLITANO@2 : I am surprised , because he 's submitted , we believe , we believe , two letters of resignation , both of which were summarily rejected by the president . And , arguably , the president 's public criticism today would be the impetus for a third one . But , Neil , I agree with you , I agree with Senator Shelby , I agree with the prevailing legal opinion that the A.G. had to recuse himself . But it was known before he was appointed attorney general that the FBI and the DOJ were investigating Russia influence . @1CAVUTO@2 : Right . @1NAPOLITANO@2 : He probably should have said to then president-elect Trump , I want this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ think I can do it because I think I 'm going to be a witness . That would have ... @1CAVUTO@2 : He would have had to recuse himself . And the president would never have appointed him . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1NAPOLITANO@2 : The president would never have appointed him . And all the president 's angst that he feels to this very moment would have gone away . @1CAVUTO@2 : And that 's been the bubbling cauldron since , right ? @1NAPOLITANO@2 : Yes . @1CAVUTO@2 : Now , this latest issue he 's taking him to task on , what did you make of that ? @1NAPOLITANO@2 : Well , you know , the I.G. , the inspector general , who has begun this investigation , is not an investigation of whether or not crimes were committed , but whether not DOJ , Department of Justice , regulations were violated . This I.G. is a good guy . Yes , he was there in the Obama administration . He was also there in the George W. Bush administration . He 's very much a straight shooter . But this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ teeth to it , an FBI-DOJ investigation , by eight or nine months to a year . That is what is frustrating to the president . @1CAVUTO@2 : Dumb question , but you endure many of these from me. @5LAUGHTER@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : Why would the president risk a situation where , let 's say , he forces Sessions out ? Rod Rosenstein would advance in the interim , right ? The chances of getting a new attorney general approved any time soon , I do n't think it would happen this year . But the environment would be beyond toxic . @1NAPOLITANO@2 : Toxic . The environment would be toxic . @1CAVUTO@2 : So , does he think that through ? @1NAPOLITANO@2 : I do think he thinks that through . And I think he understands that . I think the people around him understand that . I think General Kelly understands it . I think Don McGahn , very , very bright lawyer , who is the president 's White House counsel , understands that . And I think the president 's lawyers , his personal lawyers , understand @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ provoke Democrats and moderate Republicans to wonder what is going on between the president 's ears that he would fire an attorney general in an environment like this , especially an attorney general whose hands are clean . He may not be doing what the president wants , but there 's no professional criticism of Jeff Sessions. @1CAVUTO@2 : But he must really want this job to put up with this , that is , Jeff Sessions. @1NAPOLITANO@2 : Yes . @1CAVUTO@2 : Or maybe he 's just in over his head . What is it ? @1NAPOLITANO@2 : I believe he 's not in over his head . As I mentioned to you earlier on your FBN show this afternoon , I believe , by temperament , by experience , by intellect , and by education , he 's absolutely qualified to be attorney general . But he gives the impression , the impression that he does n't belong there or does n't want to be there . @1CAVUTO@2 : So all his underlings of any party , do they wonder what is up ? @1NAPOLITANO@2 : I think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Department of Justice , and the A.G. is making big policy and giving big policy speeches , but is not managing the day-to-day decisions , not making the , we will prosecute this person , we wo n't prosecute that person , the type of decisions that all of his predecessors made . It gives that impression . I hope I 'm wrong , because I like him and I want him to succeed . But the impression is out there . And it 's not just me . It 's in the legal and judicial community at large . @1CAVUTO@2 : Why , if it looks possible -- and I have heard these same reports that Sessions has offered his resignation , at least once , maybe twice -- why do n't you think the president took it ? @1NAPOLITANO@2 : Because I think he knows it would be an explosion that he does n't need . It would add to his political woes and would actually pry loose moderate Republicans in the Senate who are willing to give him the benefit of the doubt would start talking to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about this ? @1CAVUTO@2 : The residual damage is what ? @1NAPOLITANO@2 : Another impetus for impeachment . I hate to say that , but that 's where the residual would be if Jeff Sessions were to be fired against his will in this environment . @1CAVUTO@2 : Would you put up with this if you were Jeff Sessions ? @1NAPOLITANO@2 : I would like to think that I would , but I do n't know . There 's limits to human endurance . @1CAVUTO@2 : Judge Andrew Napolitano , one of the finest legal minds I know anywhere , anywhere . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1NAPOLITANO@2 : ... hear you say that . @1CAVUTO@2 : I know . He 's so envious of you . He 's says you 're the Italian getting all the attention . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : And he does n't like it . All right , just want to let you know here , we 're not remiss here . And we were showing you in the lower right corner , that 's right , another big sell- off today on top of the nearly 300-point one yesterday @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ been a 10-month winning streak right now . But it 's giving back here , and our markets now from those highs of certainly in February . The sell-off was pronounced across the board . And from those highs in the correction , we have made up about half the ground , but , again , we were back to within about 3 percent of the old highs . Not anymore . We will have more after this . @5COMMERCIAL-BREAK@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : All right , the president making it very clear he 's still not too pleased with his attorney general . The question I have is why the attorney general still stays on . Apparently , we 're getting reports that he had offered his resignation a couple of times . The president has either declined it or they thought better of it . Whatever the case , it 's an awkward relationship . What is it about that job , the pressures or the conundrum right now it has put Jeff Sessions in ? Let 's ask a fellow who held that job , the former attorney general @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , very good to have you . @1MICHAEL-MUKASEY-FOR@3 : Good to with you . @1CAVUTO@2 : What was it like working for President Bush ? Did he ever have differences with you ? Did he ever publicly say anything bad about you ? @1MUKASEY@2 : We had a couple of differences . He never publicly said anything bad about me . We -- whatever differences we had were resolved internally . He was , after all , the president . I lost a couple . I won a couple . @1CAVUTO@2 : Did they get heated ? Did you ever offer to resign ? @1MUKASEY@2 : No . No , not nearly . @1CAVUTO@2 : OK. @1MUKASEY@2 : Not nearly . @1CAVUTO@2 : What do you think of this relationship ? What is going on here ? @1MUKASEY@2 : Look , I 'm not -- I 'm not an expert on relationships . I 'm a lawyer , not a psychologist. @1CAVUTO@2 : All right . But when the president is constantly second-guessing you -- and it might be his right -- it might just still be burnt and angry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ never , never calmed . And this latest opinion of the president about the way Sessions handled this whole FISA thing , what did you think of that ? @1MUKASEY@2 : I think it 's wrong . @1CAVUTO@2 : Who is wrong ? @1MUKASEY@2 : The president is wrong . And he does n't know his own interests . @1CAVUTO@2 : Explain . @1MUKASEY@2 : The fact is that the I.G. is the person who should investigate this . @1CAVUTO@2 : The inspector general . @1MUKASEY@2 : Yes , the inspector general is the person who should investigate this . @1CAVUTO@2 : Even though the president says , oh , that 's an Obama guy . @1MUKASEY@2 : Obama guy , my foot . He was there in the George W. Bush administration . He was an Obama appointee , but he 's straight as the edge of that table . He 's a serious person who investigates things on the merits . And he 's investigated other things on the merits that he will conclude when he concludes . Mike Horowitz is a suburb I.G. And I think pretty @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't want to get into machinations of ... @1MUKASEY@2 : I mean , there 's no ... @1CAVUTO@2 : Go ahead . @1MUKASEY@2 : You do n't -- you conduct an investigation of the sort that the president was talking when there 's evidence of a crime . There is n't . So , there 's no crime to investigate . The I.G. is the person to investigate whether rules and procedures were followed . If he unearths something that smacks of criminality , there will be plenty of time to investigate it . @1CAVUTO@2 : OK . Now , let 's say he were to leave . That is , Jeff Sessions were to leave , for whatever reason , I ca n't deal with it , or he 's forced out . @1MUKASEY@2 : He has job -- if there 's anybody in this world who has job security , he is a person who has job security , because the person who would succeed obviously is Rod Rosenstein. @1CAVUTO@2 : Right . @1MUKASEY@2 : Right . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : And finding a successor , a permanent @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @1MUKASEY@2 : I will say . @1CAVUTO@2 : Yes . So , the legal fallout from this back and forth , it 's generally never advisable to have a public dispute . But do you know at the Justice Department how this is all falling out ? Is it a big deal ? Are they used to it ? What ? @1MUKASEY@2 : I do n't know for a fact , because I 'm not there . I ca n't imagine that it helps morale to hear about squabbles going on at the department where you work . But I think that the attorney general and the people who work at the department who are serious-minded people do on a daily basis what they should do , which is to keep their heads down , do their jobs , and try to call things the way they see them . And as far as I know , that 's what 's doing on at the department now . Certainly , that 's what Jeff Sessions is doing . @1CAVUTO@2 : You know , General , I think it 's probably @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , because , though you 're appointed by the president , you serve the people , as do all Cabinet secretaries . But the legal issues come to the fore when the president does n't think that you 're necessarily serving his interests and you 're -- you 're acting against those interests . How did you handle that ? What did you -- just about your day-to-day handling of the job ? @1MUKASEY@2 : I handled it by responding and making my case . And , as I said , I won a couple , I a lost a couple . If the president tells you to do something , and it 's within the limits of the law , even if you think it 's bad policy , you do it , because the president sets policy . If you think it 's outside the limits of the law , and the president tells you do it , you say no . And either the president fires you , or you leave . But I do n't think that we 're at that point with Attorney General Sessions @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , is this public criticism , which I do n't think is good for anybody . @1CAVUTO@2 : Why does it continue , though ? Would you put up with that , if it were you ? Just -- I know it 's different with President Bush . @1MUKASEY@2 : I ca n't ... @1CAVUTO@2 : Would you put up with that ? @1MUKASEY@2 : I ca n't put myself in Jeff Sessions ' place in this administration . This is very different from what it was like when I was there . If the president had said something about me in public of the sort that this president has said about Jeff Sessions , it would indicate deep dissatisfaction . @1CAVUTO@2 : And you would offer your resignation ? @1MUKASEY@2 : Yes , of course . I would have taken it to heart . But it would have been preceded by a great deal that I do n't think preceded this . @1CAVUTO@2 : A lot have said that this president , he is new to the job , does n't know even about maybe the role of an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you know , do anything illegal or anything else , but he had read into this loyalty , this is all about loyalty to the president . How do you juggle that as attorney general of the United States , appointed by the president of the United States , serving for the president of the United States , serving the United States ? @1MUKASEY@2 : Look , the A.G. is a member of the administration . So , he 's got to follow the policy of the administration . But his job is to advise the president on what the limits are of the law , what the law allows at both ends . And then the president makes the choices between those limits . I think President Bush well understood that . And the notion that somehow the A.G. is the president 's lawyer is wrong . The president has lawyers . He 's got White House counsel . @1CAVUTO@2 : But on this issue , where -- on this issue , where Sessions decided , I 'm going to have an I.G. look into -- handle this whole @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you 're saying that Sessions was within his rights , this is the right route to take ? @1MUKASEY@2 : It 's the right route to take . It 's also the correct route to take . It makes a lot ... @1CAVUTO@2 : As it was back in the very beginning , when he recused himself . @1MUKASEY@2 : Right . @1CAVUTO@2 : That he was in the legal right there , two actions that the president deems unacceptable . @1MUKASEY@2 : Right . The answer to that is , tough . @1CAVUTO@2 : OK . Attorney General , very good seeing again . All right , it 's hard to believe it 's been two weeks now , two weeks ago today , in fact , that students in Parkland were fleeing that school . What we have been learning since and how it could have been much , much worse . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1UNIDENTIFIED-FEMALE@2 : It was a very difficult day seeing -- being back on campus , seeing all the emotions . But seeing the support of everybody just made it feel better . @1UNIDENTIFIED-FEMALE@2 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this tragedy . We want to be defined by how much love and support we all give each other . @1UNIDENTIFIED-MALE@2 : It 's just bringing everybody together , like we 're Douglas , we 're strong , we 're going to get through this . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @5COMMERCIAL-BREAK@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : All right , well , he might have problems with a certain Cabinet member , but he did n't seem to have too many problems with Democratic senators and representatives and Republicans gathering at the White House today . He zinged them all , but he seemed to get progress from all -- after this . @5COMMERCIAL-BREAK@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : Two weeks to the day after the attack went down , students in Parkland , Florida , returning today . The read and how it went today from our own Matt Finn , who joins us in Parkland -- Matt. @1MATT-FINN-FOX-NEWS-@3 : Neil , you can imagine how gut-wrenching it is for the faculty and students who saw their friends or their colleagues being murdered in these halls . And today they had to return to this campus to finish the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the district says it 's working with students and faculty who find it just too emotionally difficult to finish the year here . About 25 people have requested to be relocated , and the district says it 's cooperating with them . Today , we spoke with a students who returned to school for the first time after the massacre and also a father whose daughter was murdered at Stoneman Douglas behind me . Here 's what they had to say . @5BEGIN-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1BRADEN-FRIEDKES-STU@3 : A lot better . At first , a little nervous . I was calling like a lot of my family telling them I do n't want to go back . But coming back , it feels amazing . It 's a lot better . @1ANDREW-POLLACK-FATH@3 : She got murdered right in the building over there , not just -- like brutally murdered . Like , that officer who did n't go in , my daughter was shot four times . And then he stalked , went down through the hallway , shooting injured on the floor . He shot her another five times . My @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got it on film . She covered a freshman . And that animal brutally shot her five more times , and killed the girl underneath my daughter , too . @5END-VIDEO-CLIP@6 @1FINN@2 : As if that father 's account is not disturbing enough , there 's also new information about the shooter 's rampage . CBS Miami is reporting that the day Nikolas Cruz went on his rampage , he planned to use a vantage point on the third-floor stairwell . He attempted to make it a sniper 's nest by shooting out a door window , but the door had a hurricane-proof window . And it did not shatter . His gun then jammed . He abandoned the gun and fled the scene . Today , Governor Scott is continuing his tour across Florida , trying to encourage lawmakers here to vote yes on his $500 million massive plan . In that plan , he proposes that the state law be 21 years old to be in possession or purchase a gun . Also new today , the Florida House has subpoenaed all responding law enforcement agencies for the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ massacre . There 's a lot of rumors and allegations swirling here on the ground , Neil , about law enforcement 's reaction that day . We 're investigating it , and now the Florida House is as well -- Neil . @1CAVUTO@2 : Thank you very much , Matt . Very good reporting , my friend . In the meantime , I want to bring Florida Republican State Representative Chris Sprowls on this . And , Representative , thank you . I know you have been quite busy , especially today . Time is kind of running out for this legislative session in Florida , I think another week-and-a-half , if that . Do you think this can be done , what the governor wants to do , what has been agreed to at least on the broad strokes to do ? @1CHRIS-SPROWLS-R-F@3 : I think it can be done , Neil , and I think it will be done . We have about seven or eight days here left in the legislative session . But , as you can imagine , this is our top priority for both @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ around the clock to come up with a comprehensive package to protect our schools throughout the state . We passed that through its first and only committee , our Appreciations Committee , yesterday , and I expect it to be on the House floor this week . @1CAVUTO@2 : One of the features of this is getting more armed officers in schools , I think averaging one per 1,000 students in Florida schools . But given the experience that we 're learning happened in this particular school , where the deputy was outside the school and at least three others waited outside , does that worry you , that that does n't necessarily mean you address the problem , especially if some of the officers are the problem ? @1SPROWLS@2 : I think that 's right . I think that that concerns every Floridian , certainly every parent who has a child in school , which is , Neil , why we came up with the marshal program , which allows school personnel to go through training to become sworn law enforcement officers , so that while our SROs on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of defense for our kids , they 're not the last line of defense . @1CAVUTO@2 : All right , Representative , thank you very , very much . We will watch this very closely . In the meantime , we 're getting some breaking news , that Hope Hicks is resigning as the White House communications director . John Roberts has more on this . What 's going on here , John ? @1ROBERTS@2 : Good afternoon to you , Neil . It 's interesting that this comes a day after she spent about 10 hours with the House Intelligence Committee talking to them about everything that they wanted to speak about during the -- about the Russia investigation . Not answering a lot of questions , though , that occurred after the president took office . But I 'm told that she just wanted the get that testimony behind her . This was in the works long before that . She has been one of the president 's closest advisers . She 's been with him the past three years or so . To say that she almost @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I think . She worked with the Trump Organization in the past . She was working with Ivanka and then she took on what was an unbelievably intense job during the campaign , where she was for a long , long time literally an army of one doing communications for the Trump campaign , before they scaled up and they brought a few more people on board . The president with laudatory words about her resignation from the White House . And we should point out , Neil , that she still continues to work here . This is not kind of like an you 're out the door sort of thing . It was her choice . She wants to go off and something differently . She will wrap up her time here at the White House , like other people are as well . One of the deputy chiefs of staff is slowly transitioning out of the White House as well . And then she will head off into the private sector . The president saying : " Hope is outstanding and has done great work for the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as they come . A truly great person . I will miss having her by my side . But when she approached me about pursuing other opportunities , I totally understood . I am sure we will work together in the future . " From Chief of Staff John Kelly : " When I became chief of staff , I quickly realized what so many have learned about Hope . She is strategic , poised and wise beyond her years . She became a trusted adviser and counselor and did a tremendous job overseeing the communications for the president 's agenda , including passage of historic tax reform . She 's served her country with great distinction . To say that she will be missed is an understatement . " And from Hope herself : " There are no words to adequately express my gratitude to President Trump . I wish the president and his administration the very best as he continues to lead our country . " I mean , she 's less than 30 years old . She 's 28 or 29 . She was recently at the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ two of them were involved in a relationship . And I went to her office shortly after that whole thing came down , Neil , and she was as poised as -- and professional as anyone could possibly be , despite what obviously had to be some sort of a personal blow to her . And , of course , you know the controversy surrounding everything professionally . She is -- now that she 's leaving , I will say it . She 's a remarkable , young lady who has had one of the toughest jobs on the planet and carried it out with grace and dignity -- Neil . @1CAVUTO@2 : The timing is interesting to me , John . And maybe , as to your point , this was in the planing , but she did testify on Capitol Hill , we 're told , yesterday , that sometimes she had to have little white lies to tell the president . What did she mean by that ? How did she explain that ? And did they play in role in any of this ? @1ROBERTS@2 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I think it 's just -- it 's a matter of -- it had but rumored for some time that she and other people who are close to the president , who have been living this intense 24/7-365 lifestyle were going to seek opportunities outside of the White House . I mean , you know , to say that the job was of such an intensity that you ca n't do it for a long time is probably an understatement . I talked to many , many people here at the White House who literally have not taken family vacation . They work every weekend . And the level of intensity is such that it 's difficult to continue . So , I do n't know if that played into all of this . I have n't had an opportunity to speak with her about it . I do n't know if what you mentioned played into it at all . But , again , this is a young lady who , I will agree with Chief of Staff Kelly , is wise well beyond her years , mature well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the best job she possibly could for this president and has now decided to leave the White House and move into the private sector , Neil . @1CAVUTO@2 : And , again , you might have touched on it , but I have a lot of voices in my head there . So , I apologize , my friend . That she is going to step down exactly when ? It sounds like she 's staying on a little bit here , but what ? @1ROBERTS@2 : Yes . We do n't know . For example , Rick Dearborn , who is one of the deputy chiefs of staffs , announced either in late November or early December that he was going to be leaving the White House . And he 's still transitioning out of the White House . He 's been here for more than a couple of months . So I do n't expect that she will be here for a couple more months . I would imagine that her tenure at the White House will probably be measured in weeks . But , yes , she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , nobody is escorting her off the premises today . Let 's just put it that way . @1CAVUTO@2 : It 's interesting . The reason why -- this starts on the same day , of course , you had this back and forth with the president over Jeff Sessions . And I do n't want to say panic there or a sense of insecurity there , but is there at least a sense of disarray there ? What would you say ? @1ROBERTS@2 : Well , this continued feud that the president has with Jeff Sessions is very curious . And this White House for the past 14 months has certainly been like a political version of " Game of Thrones . " Now , there 's a lot of politics in " Game of Thrones . " @1CAVUTO@2 : Yes . @1ROBERTS@2 : And something once described it to me , the early days of this White House , as a running gun battle inside the West Wing . @1CAVUTO@2 : All right . @1ROBERTS@2 : I think that has probably dissipated to some degree , but there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . @1CAVUTO@2 : John , thank you very , very much . I want to get the read from all this with Democrat Joe Manchin , of course , of West Virginia , and working to Pat Toomey to come up with a bipartisan arms measure . And I do know you have a vote to look forward to , Senator . So , I thank you for taking the time . @1SEN.--JOE-MANCHIN-D@3 : Sure , Neil . @1CAVUTO@2 : How did it go in the White House there today , and do you think you made some common ground ? I mean , if you had even approaching the support you had last time , you 're very close to 60 votes . @1MANCHIN@2 : Right , with the president 's support . And here 's thing . It comes down to this . I have always and will always support the Second Amendment rights . So does the president . And he knows we need to do some commonsense changes as far as in background checks . When people go to gun shows , they need to have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on the Internet . He supports that . And I 'm tickled to death . And with his support , and both of us protecting the Second Amendment rights , we can move forward . And that 's what we intend to do . @1CAVUTO@2 : Do you think , when you say intend to do it , that this could be done in short order ? The president said keep it simple , do n't do a lot of add-ons . There was talk about , even from Steve Scalise ... @1MANCHIN@2 : Yes . @1CAVUTO@2 : ... adding special measures for concealed weapons . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : What do you think of that ? @1MANCHIN@2 : Yes . He knew the controversial things that really have a heavy lift , if you will . @1CAVUTO@2 : Right . @1MANCHIN@2 : But when you 're talking about the background checks , the Manchin- Toomey bill that we had in 2013 , it was a good piece of legislation then , and it 's a good piece of legislation now . That 's the base bill he 's talking about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we have better reporting . He wants to put in the mental illness part . We can address that . School safety , we had that in there . There 's some things that we can tweak and put in there . He said he 's getting rid of bump stocks on his own . That does n't need to be in there . He wants the age of 21 . We will see if there 's support for the age of 21 . It seems to me like it 's a no-brainer , because if it takes 21 years of age to buy a handgun , then he 's talking about AR-15s . If he just -- if they basically narrow that down to what firearm he 's talking about to raising the age , because there 's an awful lot of 18-year-olds who hunt and use for target practicing , sport shooting and all that , and very responsible . So , we will work through that . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : But are you against raising the age ? He noticed that difference between 21 for a gun @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I think -- I think that 's a no-brainer for me . I do n't have a problem there . @1CAVUTO@2 : OK. @1MANCHIN@2 : But , also , there might be a caveat where we can carve out , which is what you do when you compromise , that if a person at 18 years of age wishes to have an AR-15 and it 's legally sold , then that person would have to go certain types of steps and tests and competency , showing that they 're adequately trained and responsible to use this type of a weapon . So that could be done . But we have heard talk of that . We 're willing to talk to anybody about whatever they want to , to come up with an all- inclusive piece of legislation . So , the Manchin-Toomey bill we had will be the base we will work off on . John Cornyn and Chris Murphy and everybody that wants to work with us , hopefully , we can make one good piece of legislation that can get through . @1CAVUTO@2 : As you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ communications director of the White House , is resigning . @1MANCHIN@2 : Yes , I did . @1CAVUTO@2 : Obviously , it occurs at a very unique and critical moment here , to communicate the message on getting all this out that you want to get out . What do you think of what is going on at the White House right now ? @1MANCHIN@2 : I really -- I was just there . And I met afterwards , Pat and I and John Cornyn , and went into the room with the president . And Mr. Kelly , General Kelly was there , and talking about how we move forward and we will work together and we want to make sure the president is on board . And I said , if the president is on board , knowing that he 's going to protect the Second Amendment , the same as I am going to protect it , and Pat Toomey and everybody else , we can get something rational reasonably done . @1CAVUTO@2 : Was Hope Hicks there when you were there by any chance ? @5CROSSTALK@6 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she would have communicated that . @1MANCHIN@2 : I did n't see her there . No , I did not . So , I just heard about this walking in . This is the first time I have heard about it . @1CAVUTO@2 : Yes . All on the same day , as you know , Senator , the president and his attorney general are at loggerheads again . What do you think of that ? @1MANCHIN@2 : Well , there 's a lot going on . It 's a lot to digest , I understand . But it seems like they -- this is the modus operandi . This is how they operate . And he 's able to function through that . So , everyone has their own style and their own comfort level . @1CAVUTO@2 : You sound surprised . @1MANCHIN@2 : A little bit unusual . @1CAVUTO@2 : Yes . Your colleagues and what they make of all of this , . How willing are they to help out on a gun measure , particularly Democrats who might think that Republicans are not giving up enough @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ them what ? @1MANCHIN@2 : I would say this . And I have said this before . I know they wanted to go much further than what my bill and Toomey 's bill went in 2013 . But we have to bring people together to get 60 votes . It 's the art of the compromise working in the Senate . And we have a piece of legislation . And I have said this very candidly . If President Trump would have been president in 2013 , when this piece of legislation was first introduced , we would n't be having this conversation . We would have passed it . Because of President Obama , people are a little bit concerned , and they were believing that he would n't protect their Second Amendment rights or was n't as supportive of the Second Amendment rights as hard as they wanted it to be . They were scared , well , if you pass this one , Joe , even though it makes sense , we 're gun owners , we like it , it 's OK , we think it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they will do more . He will take more . They do n't believe that with President Trump . And that 's why it 's important to have his support . @1CAVUTO@2 : Senator Manchin , thank you very , very much . @1MANCHIN@2 : Thank you , Neil . Appreciate it . @1CAVUTO@2 : Know it 's been a busy day for you . Thank you . @1MANCHIN@2 : Sure thing . Bye-bye . @1CAVUTO@2 : All right . All right , just to bring you up to speed on all of that , progress on the front here with weaponry and all of that and keeping our schools safer . But the big news just developing in the last few minutes is that Hope Hicks is resigning as communications director at the White House , this on the same day there 's been a back and forth with the president and his attorney general yet again , but a lot of craziness going on here . The Federalist 's Bre Payton -- Payton , I should say -- Democratic strategist Jessica Tarlov and American Majority CEO Ned Ryun @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ told this was something planned prior to her appearance before a congressional committee yesterday . What do you think of this ? @1NED-RYUN-PRESIDENT@3 : I mean , at a certain point , Neil , this is a grind . And she 's been with the Trump campaign and then in the White House for , what , over two years now . So , I think , at some point , it 's just human nature to say I 'm getting out . I have had enough of the crazy lifestyle . At the same time , I do n't see this as a bad thing , Neil . I think Mercy Schlapp , who has been the deputy White House coms director , has really been , in theory , the real White House coms director . So I think this is really , I would hope , a good situation where Mercy becomes the real White House coms director . And you will just see , again , a professionalizing of some of the staff where -- when Sarah Sanders came in as press secretary , I think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ if you put Mercy in as the White House coms director officially , I think that would also stabilize it . So in some ways , this is just kind of the nature of the beast . And in some ways , it 's a good thing to get things shaken up a little bit and move in a new direction . @1CAVUTO@2 : Bre , I 'm looking at this and these developments . If there was just utter confusion and chaos at the White House , the president did have a kind of funny way of showing it in his meeting with Republican and Democratic leaders in Congress . He seemed pretty focused on the pros and cons of putting this or that into this -- whatever legislation they come up with . How is this going to affect the White House , do you think , in the interim ? @1BRE-PAYTON-THE-FEDE@3 : I do n't think that this was a surprise . Donald Trump and Hope Hicks have a very close relationship . He calls her by nicknames . He calls her Hopester . I have a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ while . And I think that she probably had been drafting a statement ever since news broke about Rob Portman ( sic ) and that whole scandal several weeks ago . So , I do n't think that this set Donald Trump off his game or anything like that . I think he saw it coming quite a ways away . And it seems like he 's giving her his blessing . @1CAVUTO@2 : All right , Jessica , I think right now , since a lot of people are just absorbing this Hope Hicks news in the context of what was going on today , a classic example of that is just hearing how Chuck Schumer is responding to this , saying he 's encouraged by these developments and commending the president for meeting with disparate members of Congress . @1JESSICA-TARLOV-DEMO@3 : Right . @1CAVUTO@2 : Will that win the day ? Or will this drip , drip of White House personnel who are either going or being told to go , not the case here , we 're told , but how is this going to play out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ changes . We have seen a lot of people who were incredibly important to the Trump campaign head out the side door , with Steve Bannon . Obviously , this is happening now . And think Bre is completely correct that if the Rob Porter scandal had not happened , I 'm not sure that this resignation would have been coming today . And we had the news yesterday where said she , sometimes , I tell white lies for the president , which , even if that 's true , I think you 're not supposed to say . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1TARLOV@2 : I hope that the focus continues to be on gun control . And I 'm very heartened to hear that have 200 bipartisan sponsors of a bill in the House , even if it does n't go as far as many Democrats would want , as Joe Manchin said there in your earlier interview . I thought it was great when the president said to Senator Toomey , you 're just scared of the NRA . He is definitely is just scared of the NRA . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't know what is going to happen about this due process issue that he said the guns should have just been taken away . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : By the way , he also called out some Democrats there on their opposition to something that would -- bump stocks . @1TARLOV@2 : Oh , it 's equal sides there . @1CAVUTO@2 : You name it , right ? @1TARLOV@2 : I just thought that was particularly funny , and of his own party . But I 'm hopeful here that we ... @1CAVUTO@2 : You have a particularly unique sense of humor then . @1TARLOV@2 : Oh . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : I 'm kidding . I 'm kidding . But , Ned , what I want to know , though , on this , when you hear -- because I said at the outset of this show that there 's two Donald Trumps , the very presidential one who today was very focused and dealing and fast on his feet on this issue , on this gun issue , then the tweeting or the snide Trump , who takes every @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ case of his own Cabinet official , will bring it out to the whole world , tweeting it . I hope the former wins out . @1RYUN@2 : That 's right . @1CAVUTO@2 : But in light of this constant , what seems like an upheaval within his staff , I 'm not sure it will . What do you think ? @1RYUN@2 : No , you see some of his best moment when he had that great immigration debate , brought everybody down to the White House , had a great conversation , again , this conversation on the guns , trying to bring everybody in the same room , very presidential , showed great leadership . @5CROSSTALK@6 @1CAVUTO@2 : Yes , but , Ned , on that one , he said that he -- if they came to an agreement , he would sign it . They came to an agreement , and he did n't sign it . @1RYUN@2 : Yes , but ... @1CAVUTO@2 : So , how sure are you -- I know there were different -- I grant you . @1RYUN@2 : There were @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : But how sure are you that -- how sure are you that he will stick to his word on this , they come up with some broad plans here , and he would sign that , support it ? Or some fear he will back away from it . @1RYUN@2 : Well , I think if it comes down to tightening up the background checks -- I think there 's people that are ambivalent about raising the age from 18 to 21 . I 'm not sure how many people are going to really fight on that issue . I think , if you hit some of those main points , absolutely he will sign it . If it goes too far , he wo n't . I think so you have to see how this plays out . But I think there 's a willingness for people to go and say , hey , if you fix the background check problem , which is a real problem , and a couple of these other things , I think there will be a bill that he could sign and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Neil , sorry . When they brought that proposal to him , that was nowhere near what was being discussed in the meeting in the White House . So , he was right to take a pass on it and say , no , you missed the parameters I laid out for you . @1CAVUTO@2 : Lindsey Graham says it was . But you 're right . I was n't there . I do n't know what it was . But that was then , this is different now . But , Bre , I do want to ask you this . Much has come up about this White House demanding loyalty . It was something you would hear from Hope Hicks . It was something you would hear from the president himself . Every president demands that . That is understandable . This president seems to take it to a new level . And these battles back and forth with his attorney general might indicate that . Is that something that we should watch closely ? Because it 's very different when you 're talking about that from an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but once appointed and once in that job has a far , far bigger role . @1PAYTON@2 : Yes , I have heard a lot about this absolute loyalty from people who I know personally that have gone through kind of the process with working with this White House . Some ended up working with this administration . Some ended up not working with this administration . And I definitely agree with you that it is a little bit of a head-scratcher there , that -- this idea that you ca n't have said a negative thing at all about the president , because then you will be thrown out , and you ca n't absolutely at all work with this administration , is a little bit much . @1CAVUTO@2 : All right . @1PAYTON@2 : However , I do think that the tweeting on Trump 's part this morning with Jeff Sessions is smart , because he knows that we 're all going to be talking about it all day long . He 's turning up the heat . He 's turning in the screws on Sessions to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's not ... @1CAVUTO@2 : No , no , you might be right . Jessica , is that going to work ? @1TARLOV@2 : No. @1CAVUTO@2 : I mean , there are all sorts of ways to work the message and get it out . What do you think ? @1TARLOV@2 : No , I do n't think so at all . And you were bringing this up in the earlier part of your show , and with your former Attorney General Mike Mukasey here . It 's just not how you treat someone who is in your Cabinet . I mean , Jeff Sessions was with him from the beginning , when people were saying , eh , no , I 'm with real conservatives , I 'm with Ted Cruz , or maybe I 'm even with a mushy moderate like John Kasich . He was there by his side . And he was absolutely right to recuse himself from the Russia investigation . And I do n't understand why public humiliation of a Cabinet member is ever good policy , and now force Jeff Sessions to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Well , we will see . The humiliation continues . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1TARLOV@2 : Always . @1CAVUTO@2 : No , nothing of that here . All right , guys , thank you all very , very much . @1TARLOV@2 : Thanks a lot , Neil . @1CAVUTO@2 : Again , to let you know and bring you up , Hope Hicks , the communications director , very young communications director , is stepping down on the day stocks were down , on the day we finished one of our worst months in some time . Trading resumes tomorrow .

@@5001541 @1BILL-KURTIS@2 : From NPR and WBEZ Chicago , this is WAIT WAIT ... DO N'T TELL ME , the NPR news quiz . Pack your bag . You 're going on a Billie Holiday . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1KURTIS@2 : I 'm Bill Kurtis . And here 's your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago , Peter Sagal. @1PETER-SAGAL@2 : Thank you , Bill . @5CHEERING@6 @1SAGAL@2 : Thank you , everybody . Thank you so much . We have a great show for you today as per usual . Later on , we 're going to be talking to the comedian Zach Galifianakis about his new movie , " Between Two Ferns : The Movie . " @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : This is a movie based on his hit Internet talk show in which he invites on celebrities and takes great care to make his interviews hilariously awkward and uncomfortable . The joke is on him because we do it without even trying . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : But we 'll be nice to you . Give us a call . The number is 1-888-WAIT-WAIT - that 's 1-888-924-8924 . Now let 's welcome our first listener contestant . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ TELL ME. @1REBECCA-LAPINSKI@2 : Hi this is Rebecca Lapinski . I 'm calling from Woodland Park , N.J. @1SAGAL@2 : Woodland Park , N.J. @1LAPINSKI@2 : Yeah . @1SAGAL@2 : I 'm from Jersey . What do you do there ? @1LAPINSKI@2 : I own Noteworthy Academy of Music with my husband . @1SAGAL@2 : Oh , how wonderful . So you 're teaching music to kids . @1LAPINSKI@2 : Yup . @1SAGAL@2 : Yes . I have a rule . I never make fun of people who do that because I believe that you are giving them magical powers . @1LAPINSKI@2 : Oh , so many magical powers . @1SAGAL@2 : So many magical powers - convince them of that , and then maybe they 'll practice . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1LAPINSKI@2 : That 's great . @1SAGAL@2 : Well , welcome to the show , Rebecca . Let me introduce you to our panel this week . First , it 's a comedian and director whose series " Misfits And Monsters " is available on Amazon . It 's great to have him back . Bobcat Goldthwait is here . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Next , the feature writer for the Style section of The Washington Post - it 's Ms. Roxanne Roberts . @5CHEERING@6 @1ROXANNE-ROBERTS@2 : Hello , Rebecca . @1SAGAL@2 : And finally , it 's a comedian you can see at the Denver Improv October 11 through the 13 , and he 's the host of the new podcast " FEAR NOT . " It 's Alonzo Bodden. @5CHEERING@6 @1ALONZO-BODDEN@2 : Hello . @1SAGAL@2 : So , Rebecca , welcome to the show . We 're glad to have you . You 're going to play Who 's Bill This Time . Bill Kurtis is going to perform for you three quotations from the week 's news . If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them , you 'll win our prize - any voice from our show you might choose on your voicemail . You ready to go ? @1LAPINSKI@2 : Let 's do it . @1SAGAL@2 : Let 's . Your first quote is a rhetorical question . @1KURTIS@2 : Is anybody dumb enough to believe that I would say something inappropriate with a foreign leader @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ believe that people are dumb enough to believe something that happens all the time ? @1LAPINSKI@2 : Hm ... @5LAUGHTER@6 @1LAPINSKI@2 : Could it be President Trump ? @1SAGAL@2 : It could be President Trump . Very good . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-BELL@6 @1SAGAL@2 : So sometime this last summer , the president made a , quote , " promise " to a foreign leader , and somebody in the intelligence community was so upset they filed a whistleblower report . By law , that report is supposed to be handed to Congress , but the White House said , nuh-uh ( ph ) . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : So we do n't know yet what the president actually said or to whom he said it . But whatever it is , it must be worse than the stuff we already know about . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : And that can only mean he has sold the Earth to the aliens . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : ( Imitating Donald Trump ) You know , just leave me a golf course and some models . You can eat everybody else . @1GOLDTHEWAIT@2 : Yeah , I think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ foreign leader - he truly may have been on the phone with Mayor McCheese ... @5LAUGHTER@6 @1GOLDTHEWAIT@2 : ... Trying to get a golf course opened up in a McDonald 's . It 's exhausting . @1SAGAL@2 : It really is . You know what else is exhausting ? And our hearts go out to this person , whoever it is - the intelligence agents whose job it is is to listen to all of Donald Trump 's phone calls . It 's like he 's ... @1BODDEN@2 : That 's always the person I feel sorry for . On any topic , there are experts and intelligent people around that have to listen to him . You know , like with the hurricane , there are meteorologists that are trained . @1SAGAL@2 : Right . @1BODDEN@2 : And they see him with a crayon ... @5LAUGHTER@6 @1BODDEN@2 : And you know all that 's going on is their head - like , I need this job . My kids are in school . @1SAGAL@2 : Exactly . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1GOLDTHEWAIT@2 : All the people around him - it 's a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ph ) - Jilly ( ph ) . And once during Thanksgiving dinner - Don Rickles told me this story - Jillian ( ph ) - Jilly , they had it at his house . And Frank got in his car and hit the wrong pedal and drove into the living room ... @1SAGAL@2 : Right . @1GOLDTHEWAIT@2 : ... In the car . @1SAGAL@2 : Right . @1GOLDTHEWAIT@2 : And Jilly - only thing he could say was , that 's funny , boss . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : Here is your next quote . @1KURTIS@2 : I 've always been more enthusiastic about costumes than is sometimes appropriate . @1SAGAL@2 : That was a very prominent politician reacting to photos that surfaced this week of him in blackface . Who was it this time ? @1LAPINSKI@2 : Justin Trudeau . @1SAGAL@2 : Yes . Justin Trudeau , prime minister of Canada . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-BELL@6 @1SAGAL@2 : People are stunned . How could such a good-looking , charming guy end up being such a jerk ? @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : The only people who saw that coming was every woman who 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ picture of the Canadian prime minister wearing brown face , as they call it up there , complete with a turban for an " Arabian Nights " -themed party back in 2001 . And to those who do n't know , 2001 took place after 1865. @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : The Prime Minister had a press conference where he apologized so much , even Canadians were , like , dude , tone it down . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1BODDEN@2 : This is a tough one . @1SAGAL@2 : Yeah . @1BODDEN@2 : Because ... @5LAUGHTER@6 @1BODDEN@2 : I 'm not sure where to go with it . @1SAGAL@2 : Yeah , I know . @1BODDEN@2 : No , I actually met him . @1SAGAL@2 : Did you ? @1BODDEN@2 : About two years ago , completely randomly , I was doing a show in Ottawa . And someone who worked at Parliament invited all three comics to tour Parliament . And the other two blew it off , but I went because we were n't doing anything . And after lunch , they were , like , you want to meet Justin Trudeau @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean , when am I going to get to meet a head of state ? Who knew I should have hit him ? @1SAGAL@2 : Yeah , I know . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1BODDEN@2 : I should have just decked him . @1SAGAL@2 : Yeah . @1BODDEN@2 : I did n't know . But this is - and he said - like , he said now he knows it 's racist . @1SAGAL@2 : Yeah . @1BODDEN@2 : But back then ... @1SAGAL@2 : Yeah . Well , you know . It was a ... @1BODDEN@2 : He did n't know ... @1SAGAL@2 : It was a more innocent time , 2001. @1BODDEN@2 : Yes . So do we chalk this one up to the high alcohol content of Canadian beer , or ... @1SAGAL@2 : I do n't know . So he may lose his job , but his political career is not necessarily over . He can always be prime minister of Alabama . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1BODDEN@2 : Who would think the Republican Party would be anxious to welcome a Canadian ? @1SAGAL@2 : I know . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Rebecca . Your last quote is the New York Daily News describing a crime committed in England this week that shocked the world . @1KURTIS@2 : The bobbies are flushing out the chavs who nicked the loo at the British Bulldog 's flat . @1SAGAL@2 : So that was a story about the amazing , brazen theft of what ? @1LAPINSKI@2 : Toilet . @1SAGAL@2 : Yes , a gold toilet . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-BELL@6 @1SAGAL@2 : The solid gold ... @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : The solid gold , working toilet was installed in a palace in England as part of an art exhibit . The title of this artwork was " America . " @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : And you know we deserve that . So sometime last week , somebody walked in , unbolted it - it is a working toilet , or was a working toilet - unbolted it and walked out with it . It 's a toilet made of gold in a palace , and it had less security than the toilet at Starbucks. @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : The primary suspect , who they have caught , is reportedly planning @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't flush , and I panicked. @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : We 've been there . They still have n't recovered the toilet , but when they do , the owner says he 'll be quite relieved . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1ROBERTS@2 : How do you - OK . How do you do that ? All right , so I understand the unbolting part , but toilets are ... @1SAGAL@2 : Large . @1ROBERTS@2 : ... Big , and they 're heavy . So ... @1BODDEN@2 : You know how you do it ? You have a hand truck and a clipboard . Because ... @5LAUGHTER@6 @1ROBERTS@2 : That 's actually probably ... @1SAGAL@2 : Really ? @1ROBERTS@2 : ... Exactly right . @5APPLAUSE@6 @1BODDEN@2 : When you walk to somewhere like you 're supposed to be there ... @1SAGAL@2 : Yeah . @1BODDEN@2 : ... And you have a clipboard , nobody asks questions . @1SAGAL@2 : Right . @1BODDEN@2 : They 're just , like ... @1GOLDTHEWAIT@2 : Yeah . @1BODDEN@2 : Oh , it 's a toilet moving guy . @1SAGAL@2 : Yeah . He 's here to move the toilet @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ different - like , yeah , I 've got to move it upstairs . @1SAGAL@2 : Yeah . @1BODDEN@2 : And you just walk right past . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : Anyway , this theft did make news around the world and has already inspired what will be next year 's great heist movie - " Ocean 's Number Two " @5LAUGHTER@6 @1SAGAL@2 : Bill , how did Rebecca do on our quiz ? @1KURTIS@2 : Rebecca nicked three in a row . @1SAGAL@2 : Congratulations , Rebecca . @5CHEERING@6 @1LAPINSKI@2 : Thank you . @1SAGAL@2 : Thank you so much for playing . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-SONG-@7 @1THE-STRANGLERS@2 : ( Singing ) Golden brown , texture like sun , lays me down . With my might she runs . Throughout the night , no need to fight . Never a frown with golden brown . 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@@5001641 @1ARI-SHAPIRO@2 : In Tulsa , Okla. , earlier this month , the opera singer Lucia Lucas made history . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-OPERA-@7 @1LUCIA-LUCAS@2 : ( As Don Giovanni , singing in Italian ) . @1SHAPIRO@2 : This is a recording of Lucas rehearsing for her American debut . At Tulsa Opera , she played the title role in the Mozart opera , " Don Giovanni . " The character is a macho womanizer . Lucia Lucas is a transgender woman . Her voice is a baritone , so the roles she performs on stage are primarily men . She is the first known trans person to play a principal role in an opera on a U.S. stage . She knew that she was a woman from a young age . She only discovered her passion for singing opera in college . So when I spoke with her recently , I asked whether she was ever afraid of those two dreams getting in the way of each other - living openly as a woman and making a life in opera , with a masculine , baritone voice . @1LUCAS@2 : Absolutely ( laughter ) . It was n't until I came out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ work . @1SHAPIRO@2 : Right . @1LUCAS@2 : ( Laughter ) So no , I never thought I could do both . @1SHAPIRO@2 : So what was your lightbulb moment that you could sing opera with the voice that you have , as a transgender woman , playing male roles ? @1LUCAS@2 : Well , I think the key was , the week after I came out , I had three or four performances , and I was concerned that it would be too uncomfortable for me to present as a man on stage . But I decided to just do it . And so I did the next week of performances , and I said at the end of that week , oh , I can do this ; this is fine . As long as I do n't have to pretend offstage , I can pretend onstage ; that 's fine . @1SHAPIRO@2 : You not only play male roles , but the specific roles that you have sung have been these archetypes of masculinity . I mean , from Don Giovanni , who is this womanizer who @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wagner 's ring cycle . Here 's a clip of you singing an aria from " Das Rheingold. " @5SOUNDBITE-OF-OPERA-@7 @1LUCAS@2 : ( As Wotan , singing in German ) . @1SHAPIRO@2 : What 's it like as a woman to embody these most kind of stereotypical , cliche archetypes of masculinity ? @1LUCAS@2 : There 's two sides of it . One is my own person is so far away from these characters that I play . I know that when I get off the stage , whatever I do onstage is not my own personality offstage . @1SHAPIRO@2 : Right , people who play murderers on stage or screen do n't get asked , when they leave the stage , whether they actually kill people in real life . @5LAUGHTER@6 @1LUCAS@2 : Yeah . You do n't necessarily have to have all of the experience of your characters in order to portray them . But the second thing is , in cases especially of fathers , because I play a lot of fathers , I think I am able to show a more vulnerable side . Like , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ think Wotans do n't normally let that hit them emotionally , that this is the last time they 're going to see Brunnhilde . And I think that letting that really hit you emotionally can be really powerful . @1SHAPIRO@2 : You know , the conductor Marin Alsop used to fight against being described as a woman conductor , rather than just a conductor . Are you worried that , similarly , you will be identified as a transgender singer , rather than just an opera singer ? @1LUCAS@2 : Not at all . When people hear me , they know that I 'm the real deal . Does n't matter . @1SHAPIRO@2 : ( Laughter ) That is such a good answer . It 's like , judge me on my merits . @1LUCAS@2 : Look - I 've been singing opera my entire adult life . I 've been singing opera professionally for the last 10 years as my only source of income . So what else do you want , really ? @1SHAPIRO@2 : Yeah . Let 's listen to a little bit more of you in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " You 're singing the role of Ford . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-OPERA-@7 @1LUCAS@2 : ( As Ford , singing in Italian ) . @1SHAPIRO@2 : Is it more exciting or lonely to be the first and most prominent person in this position , or does it just feel like the life you 're living , you know , whatever that means ? @1LUCAS@2 : I mean , it 's the same life that I was living before . It 's - being trans does n't have much to do with my daily life . @1SHAPIRO@2 : Yeah . @1LUCAS@2 : So I do n't think about being trans ; my wife does n't think about me being trans . We 're always consistently working on our careers , trying to make ourselves better . And tons of travel . And that does n't have anything to do with me being trans. @1SHAPIRO@2 : Right , right . @1LUCAS@2 : It just has to do with my opera career . I think my opera career has made my life way more hectic than me being trans. @1SHAPIRO@2 : Let 's go out on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you singing an aria from Wagner 's " Flying Dutchman . " Lucia Lucas , thanks so much for talking with us. @1LUCAS@2 : Thank you for having me. @5SOUNDBITE-OF-OPERA-@7 @1LUCAS@2 : ( As The Dutchman , singing in German ) . POST-BROADCAST CORRECTION : In the audio of this story , we incorrectly say Lucia Lucas is the first known trans person to play a principal role in an opera on a U.S. stage . While she is the first known trans woman to do so , trans male opera singer Adrian Angelico performed in the U.S. in 2017 . National Public Radio , Inc.

@@5001741 LULU GARCIA-NAVARRO Casey Gerald grew up in Texas the son of a famous college football hero who fell on hard times taking drugs and ending up in prison . His mom was bipolar and abandoned him when he was a preteen leaving him to raise himself . In his memoir There Will Be No Miracles Here Gerald details growing up gay and black and how that informed his hard road to Yale and eventually a Harvard MBA . It also inspired his mission to help young people live a fulfilling life . We start off with a passage from the book . Gerald was 18 . He 'd just been recruited to play football at Yale . And after a signing ceremony in front of a packed stadium in Dallas Gerald was approached by a groundskeeper. @1CASEY-GERALD@2 : ( Reading ) He rested his worn hands on my shoulders . Tears rolled down his tired cheeks . Go all the way , son . Go all the way . I was not sure how to get to all the way . But I felt in the hands of the men and heard in the voices of the women and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I went all the way , then they would go , too . And it seemed that they had been waiting so long to go . GARCIA-NAVARRO : You capture so well the burden there , the pressure of carrying the hopes of a whole community with you . What was that like ? @1GERALD@2 : It 's a very lonely path . But more importantly , it 's a very dangerous path . I write in the book about the process of going from a kid to being a symbol . You know , you take a kid like me from a forgotten world like Oak Cliff , and you send him off to Yale and Harvard Business School , and you put him on the cover of magazines , and you put him on the stage at TED . And it allows us to imagine or to pretend that there is not a conveyor belt leading most people in this country from nothing to nowhere . You see , I 'm a glitch in the American machine , which works off this fantasy called the American dream . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as long as I do n't confess how little sense this journey makes , then the world can keep on ticking . But I become a liar . I become an illusion . I 'll give you an example . I gave an early copy of the book to a sort of little brother friend of mine who was from a hard neighborhood in Portland , childhood much like mine , went on to Yale and was just selected to be a Rhodes scholar . And he goes back - he 's this 22-year-old boy . He goes back home , and all these people are sort of crowding him now . You know , oh , my God . You 've got to be the president . You 've got to be a congressman . You 've got to be the mayor . You 've got to save us all . He 's trapped . And so he read the book , and he showed this passage about symbols to his mother . And he said , mama , this is what I 've been trying to explain to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I feel , about how I want to get out of this sort of illusion . And she says something very interesting , which is indicative . She says , so what ? You 're going to give up now ? And he said , no , it 's not that I 'm giving up . It 's just that I 'm not going to live like this . I 'm not going to do this anymore . And what I 'm trying to say in this book is that if those of us who are held up as a standard of this society actually feel that we have mutilated ourselves to be that standard , then why are we prescribing that standard to other people ? GARCIA-NAVARRO : I want to talk a little bit about Yale because it 's been in the news , as you may have noticed , with the accusations against Kavanaugh , the Supreme Court nominee . You know , Yale is the heart of the elite . The institution is designed , as you put it in the book , to make you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you know , there 's been a lot of discussion about the culture at Yale . What are your thoughts ? @1GERALD@2 : When I was in college , I started a group that I write about called the Yale Black Men 's Union . And I went back a few years ago for their freshman induction . And there was a senior official who gave a speech to these 50 18-year-old black boys in America . His message was , hey . If you 're a token , be the best token you can be . GARCIA-NAVARRO : Wow . @1GERALD@2 : Now ... GARCIA-NAVARRO : That 's quite a message . @1GERALD@2 : I was apoplectic , you see . My message to them was , we ca n't have any more great , dead man . My understanding , my experience of places like Yale and Harvard , is that they are extraordinarily gifted at preparing great , rich , powerful , dead people . They 're not at all equipped and perhaps aligned against educating and creating free people . GARCIA-NAVARRO : When you say @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , can you explain that ? @1GERALD@2 : My first year at Harvard Business School , three classmates and I decided instead of going off to slave away in a cubicle all summer , we 'd take a road trip . We drove 8,000 miles across the country , started this nonprofit called MBAs Across America that was really trying to provide an alternate education . There is a pedagogical exercise going on here , which is that , hey , we 're taught this one thing that does n't work . Let 's imagine another way of being . One of the things we did was to design a curriculum helping students ask the question of one - what am I actually on this earth to do ? I mean , what is my purpose ? What actually brings me alive ? And also , how do I help use my gifts to solve the big challenges that I see in my community or in my country ? Very simple questions . Now this course that is asking those questions is the most popular elective course at Harvard Business @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean . I 'm not talking about some huge , violent revolution . Although , it is , I think , a very important internal revolution in terms of what really matters to my generation . GARCIA-NAVARRO : Casey Gerald 's memoir is " There Will Be No Miracles Here . " Thank you so very much . @1GERALD@2 : Thank you , Lulu . I appreciate it . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-MUSIC@6 National Public Radio , Inc.

@@5001841 @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Good morning to you . It 's Monday , April 22 , 2019 . Welcome to CBS THIS MORNING . Sri Lanka 's government blames an Easter Sunday massacre on local militants tied to an international network . We 're in the capital with the investigation to suicide bombings at churches and hotels that killed nearly three hundred people including some Americans . @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : Democrats in Congress look closer at the impeachment option after reading the Mueller report . Why one top Democrat says they ca n't afford to do nothing about President Trump ? @1JOHN-DICKERSON@2 : Plus , for Earth Day . A special series of reports we 're calling Earth Matters . We 'll take you to every continent to show you how people around the world are tackling environmental challenges from pollution to extreme weather to delivering clean energy . @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : And with that , we begin this morning with a look at today 's Eye Opener -- your world in ninety seconds . MAN #1 : Horrific Easter Sunday terror attacks blast that targeted churches and hotels . @1AMAL-JAYAKODY@2 : We are very , very sad . @1ROSY-SENANAYAKE@2 : It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ death toll rises in Sri Lanka . MAN #2 : Officials now say twenty-four people are under arrest . WOMAN #1 : The warning of a planned attack came days ago . @1RANIL-WICKREMESINGHE@2 : We have to ensure that terrorism does not lift its head in Sri Lanka . WOMAN #2 : In New Mexico , the leader of a militia group that has been detaining migrant families near the U.S.-Mexico border is in federal custody . MAN #3 : The Trump administration is set to announce five countries will have to end their imports of Iranian oil or be subject to U.S. sanctions . WOMAN #3 : The partisan battle is escalating as President Trump continues to blast the Mueller report as a hit job . @1RUDY-GIULIANI@2 : There 's nothing wrong with taking information from Russians . @1JAKE-TAPPER@2 : There 's nothing wrong with taking information -- @1RUDY-GIULIANI@2 : It depends on where it came from . WOMAN #4 : Sick airline passengers rushed to a hospital after a flight from Miami to Boston . The sixteen passengers were part of a student group . MAN #4 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ TV will soon lead the country . @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : All that -- MAN #5 : Introduce James -- MAN #6 : Check out the dad saves his kid from the carnage . Father of the year award right there . @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : -- and all that matters -- MAN #7 : He 's near the wall , and it is -- he caught it . He caught it . Now he 's air-mailed it all the way back to first . There 's the throw to second , and they 're going to get him . MAN #8 : The greatest double play you 've ever seen . @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : -- on CBS THIS MORNING . MAN #9 : Women 's collegiate gymnastics -- MAN #10 : Viral video superstar performed the final routine of her college career . WOMAN #5 : She is just all joy , all woman power . WOMAN #6 : Katelyn Ohashi did not disappoint in this stunner of a closing performance , a 9.95 out of 10 at the college championships . WOMAN #7 : Wait for it , and drop it . @1JOHN-DICKERSON@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ news from Sri Lanka . After a series of deadly attacks on Easter Sunday , there was a new explosion in the capital Colombo just a short time ago . This latest blast followed a string of suicide bombings targeting Christians celebrating Easter . The Sri Lankan government says they were carried out by a local group of Muslim radicals . The bombing killed at least two hundred and ninety people and wounded hundreds more . U.S. officials say several Americans are among the dead . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Sri Lanka 's health minister says warnings from intelligence agencies were not followed . The terrorists targeted three churches and three luxury hotels in nearly simultaneous attacks on Easter Sunday morning . Elizabeth Palmer is in Colombo , the capital near one of the bombers ' targets yesterday . Elizabeth , good morning on this terrible day in Sri Lanka . @1ELIZABETH-PALMER@2 @5CBS-News-Senior-Fore@7 : Indeed . I 'm standing right in front of the first church to be bombed yesterday , St. Sebastian . And as I was talking down here , about half an hour ago to talk to you , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It -- we do n't know about casualties yet , but witnesses say that police had spotted a suspicious van and when the bomb squad turned up to try and defuse what turned out to be a bomb inside , it went off . Just a short time ago , the Sri Lankan government , as you said , has accused this local homegrown Islamist extremist group Thowheed Jamaath of carrying out yesterday 's bombings . And specifically they said that the group sent seven suicide bombers to do the deed , all of them Sri Lankan . @5Begin-VT@6 @1ELIZABETH-PALMER@2 : The church clock of St. Anthony here in Colombo , the minute it was hit . Now forensic teams are combing through the debris , looking for evidence . Yesterday , Sri Lankan special forces carried out raids in the capital and three officers died . But by this morning , the government announced twenty-four men were under arrest . Yesterday 's attack was coordinated and of unprecedented cruelty . It left landmark churches in ruins and killed or maimed scores of Roman Catholics . What should have been @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ has left overwhelming grief . At the three hotels that were bombed , Sri Lankans and tourists alike died as they gathered for Easter brunch . Colombo 's Mayor Rosy Senanayake : @1ROSY-SENANAYAKE@2 @5Colombo-Mayor@6 : This is a very sad moment . This is a very cowardly attack , and it 's a -- it 's not just an attack . It 's a very gross gruesome attack on humanity . @1ELIZABETH-PALMER@2 : A civil war between Buddhist and Hindu Sri Lankans raged here for thirty years and suicide bombs were a common weapon , but that war ended in 2009 and Sri Lankans believed the worst of the violence was over . They were wrong . In Colombo , police are everywhere today . Normally crowded streets are quiet and schools remain closed in a country both stunned and fearful . @5End-VT@6 @1ELIZABETH-PALMER@2 : They are afraid , but they are also angry as I came through the streets here after that most recent bomb went off . People poured out of their houses suddenly and they mobbed soldiers who were trying to get through on motorcycles . There @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the history of violence in this country . The government is very nervous that things could explode . Norah . @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : Well , it looks that way this morning . Elizabeth Palmer in Sri Lanka . Thank you . John Miller is New York City 's deputy police commissioner of intelligence and counterterrorism . He 's also our former senior correspondent . John , good morning . You just heard Elizabeth Palmer describe it as a tense situation there that controlled explosion as well as Sri Lankan police finding eighty-seven bomb detonators at a bus station this morning . What are you hearing from your intelligence counterparts ? JOHN MILLER ( NYPD Deputy Commissioner of Intelligence and Counterterrorism ) : Well , from the time this started in about four-something in the morning yesterday , Chief Tom Galati , chief of intelligence , Chief James Waters from counterterrorism , the wheels started turning in New York about getting information about what they were seeing there . And what we heard , we did n't like , which is a complex , multi-location attack that was very well organized . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here against any similar targets . @1JOHN-DICKERSON@2 : You do n't like the idea of a complex multi-destination because it suggests an outside force outside of the country ? @1JOHN-MILLER@2 : I think when you look at this and you see seven or eight locations off the bat in near simultaneous staggers with then other later ones , then raids on places where suspects set off bombs , what you 're looking at is the kind of operation that would take a great deal of organization , a -- a good deal of funding , and more importantly a fairly large number of people for your average -- @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : Mm-Hm. @1JOHN-MILLER@2 : -- terrorist plot , which increases operational security . How did they run this for so long with so much planning and so many wheels turning without -- @1GAYLE-KING@2 : ( INDISTINCT ) get out -- @1JOHN-MILLER@2 : -- without being on -- without it being found . Exactly , Gayle. @1GAYLE-KING@2 : But -- but then there 's word that the government had been told something ten days ago that there could be an attack on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it , did n't take it seriously ? @1JOHN-MILLER@2 : Well , they did put out a notice to other government officials , warning that they were taking this seriously and that the threat itself touched a number of important other investigations . So -- and we 've seen this here in the United States , Gayle. @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Mm-Hm. @1JOHN-MILLER@2 : That 's one of those things that -- and I think the government had the right take on it . Let 's figure out who did it and get them first and then let 's look at our -- our own processes after , and that 's what they 've said they 're going to do . @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : As you can see this morning , they 're worried about more attacks coming and so the Sri Lankan government shut down all social media , Facebook , WhatsApp , some other social media sites that are used there in Sri Lanka . Does that help the situation , do you believe , that they took ? @1JOHN-MILLER@2 : You know , it 's hard to second-guess them from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that sends a chill up a -- a Democratic government . But their stated reason was to prevent misinformation , and we 've seen a lot of discussions since they did that about -- I believe the headline in -- in one major newspaper was , you know , the -- the tensions are the heat and social media could be the match . @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : Oh . @1JOHN-DICKERSON@2 : John , you -- we 've been talking about lone wolves for the last period of time when we talked about terrorism . But this sense of coordination , does that put in mind for you any particular organization ? @1JOHN-MILLER@2 : So , I think we have to ask ourselves a couple of questions . Well , let 's -- let 's make it three . Number one , is this the resurgence of al Qaeda , which has been expanding its network to pick up these affiliates ? Because it is certainly more their style . Number two , is this an ISIS- influenced group ? When ISIS has gone from being a caliphate , gone from being @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ group . And number three , is this a local group that has grown in sophistication and -- and -- @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : Might have international wings . @1JOHN-MILLER@2 : -- and com -- and complexity ? @1JOHN-DICKERSON@2 : Right . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : The three churches and luxury hotels . Does that say anything to you ? @1JOHN-MILLER@2 : It certainly does . It certainly says this was a attack directed against Christians specifically with a tinge of economic targets . They want to strike at a given religion and I think we 've been waiting for that shoe to drop since the attack on the mosques in New Zealand in that both on the 15th for ISIS and on the 18th for al Qaeda , their leaders have called on all the affiliate groups to do an attack in revenge for that . @1JOHN-DICKERSON@2 : Okay . @1JOHN-MILLER@2 : And I 'm -- I 'm -- that is speculation there , but it 's certainly something we have to look at . @1NORAH-O'DONNELL@2 : Got it . @1JOHN-DICKERSON@2 : All right . John Miller . Thanks so much for being @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sri Lanka during his Easter Mass in Vatican City . The pontiff addressed around seventy thousand people in St. Peter 's Square yesterday . He condemned the cruel violence and grave attacks on Sri Lankan churches and hotels . The pope 's message also addressed conflicts around the entire world . He called on political leaders to put aside their differences and work for peace .

@@5001941 @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 All right . Back here on " GMA . " Wonderful to have everybody with us on this Wednesday morning and it 's wonderful . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 It 's wonderful . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 Wonderful . Wonderful . Hello , everybody . How are you ? I was just taken by the front row from Mississippi from the hub city . Southern Miss to the top . Southern Miss to the top . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 You should have seen this dancing . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 Oh , you were dancing ? @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 Oh , you should have seen this whole place . Tom had this place going . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 And he 's got a suit on today . Thank you , Tom , for @5Inaudible@6. @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 You look great today . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 The best part . Yes , these two were busting a move to sexy and I know it . @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 Do we have it on tape ? @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 No , but there is another commercial break coming . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 Encore . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 Yes . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yes , let 's do it . Good morning . Hi , everybody , good morning to you . Tom , got to give it to you , looking great today . And good morning to you . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5VO@6 We begin with Queen Elizabeth . Well , she has never wavered in her fashion sense , right ? But that did n't stop her from checking out the shows in London . Her majesty making her fashion week debut on Tuesday , sitting next to the grand dame of all things stylish , " Vogue " editor in chief Anna Wintour at the British designer Richard Quinn 's runway show . After which the 91-year-young monarch presenting Richard with the inaugural Queen Elizabeth Award for British Design . Twenty-eight-year-old Quinn , known for his eccentric and structural pieces favored by the likes of Lady Gaga and the Queen . @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 Hallelujah , 28 years old from the Queen . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 Wow . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 Twenty-eight years old . @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 Twenty-eight . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 Winning that inaugural award . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and Lady Gaga share a little something ? Also in " Pop News " this morning , do not mess with the US curling team . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5VO@6 You thought it was all just pushing , sweeping , but you can only push to a point or they 'll sweep you right under the carpet . Actress Kirstie Alley found that out the hard way when she declared on Twitter that she did n't mean to be mean , but watching curling was boring . Well , guess what , Kirstie , the curling team did n't really appreciate that little comment . @1GEORGE-STEPHANOPOULO@3 : @5VO@6 Neither did they back here . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5VO@6 They tweeted back to Alley , who starred in the " Look Who 's Talking " movies , writing , excuse me , " We 're not trying to be mean either , but your movies were n't exactly riveting theater. " @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 What ? Drop the curling thing , drop the stone . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 @5Inaudible@6. @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 Nice , you know you have to sip some tea on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a point , Kirstie , and she knows it . She backed down , she wrote , " Okay , I 'm gon na give it another chance . My son loves watching Team USA. " @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5VO@6 And they responded , " We knew you 'd come around . Allow us or our good friends at @HollywoodCurl to show you and your son the ropes sometime and maybe they 'll even try watching " Veronica 's Closet . " @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 So , it will all work out , right ? Watch a couple of movies , do a little curling . @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 No , I appreciate , I do n't think you need to be doping for curling . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 Okay . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 I actually think it 's really hard . Those stones weigh a lot . @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 Okay , there are n't ... @1GEORGE-STEPHANOPOULO@3 : @5OC@6 You 're pushing them . @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 I appreciate it . I think it 's amazing . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 Takes a lot of work . @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm not messing with you . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 Not at all . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 Kirstie found out the hard way . I 'm not going there . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 No. @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 And now , guys , how about a lost and founding father story . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5VO@6 A lock of hair believed to have come from the head of none other than George Washington discovered in an envelope labeled Washington 's hair written in 18th century cursive , tucked inside a book in the library of Union College . Another clue here , that book a 1793 almanac that belonged to Eliza Hamilton 's father . Eliza , of course , the wife of Alexander Hamilton . And thank you , by the way , to Lin-Manuel Miranda for @5Inaudible@6 we all know this . @1GEORGE-STEPHANOPOULO@3 : @5VO@6 Yeah , we all know this . Right . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 He of course is the right-hand man to General Washington . But it may have to just remain hair-say. @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5VO@6 Scientists say DNA testing , thank you very much . Try @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ testing could destroy the centuries-old follicle altogether and they just do n't wan na take the chance at this time . They 're hoping that science will improve and they 'll be able to save the follicle. @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 But here 's a little fun fact for you guys . Contrary to popular belief , George Washington did not wear a wig . I found out this morning that his hair was all , that was all his in all those paintings . He was actually a red head , though . He powdered his hair white because that was the look in the time of the 1700s when he was ... @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 He @5Inaudible@6 that ? @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 He was just working it , people . Work it . @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 That 's a lot of work . But you know what I 'm thinking too ? Nobody looked in that book for a long time . @1LARA-SPENCER-ABC-NE@3 : @5OC@6 No . No . It 's obviously not a good read . @1GEORGE-STEPHANOPOULO@3 : @5OC@6 Hiding in plain sight , George Washington 's hair @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll keep you posted on that . @1MICHAEL-STRAHAN-ABC@3 : @5OC@6 Lara , thank you , thank you . Great " Pop News , " as always .

@@5002041 @1SCOTT-SIMON@2 : A playwright set out to tell a love story that challenges American perceptions of her hometown , Damascus , Syria . But she got a tough lesson on what can happen when art and politics collide and how the heartache of the U.S. government 's travel ban stretches all the way to a stage in northwest Arkansas . Here 's NPR 's Hannah Allam on the bittersweet journey to this weekend 's debut performance . @1KHOLOUD-SAWAF@2 : ( Foreign language spoken ) . Welcome to the set of " 10,000 Balconies . " @1HANNAH-ALLAM@2 : That 's Syrian director Kholoud Sawaf at TheatreSquared , a playhouse in a gleaming new building in Fayetteville , Ark . She 's in final rehearsals for a workshop production of her play " 10,000 Balconies . " It 's crunch time , and Sawaf 's darting around the set , figuring out last minute details , like where to put trays of Syrian pastries and tamarind juice for the audience . @1SAWAF@2 : It 's just immediately welcoming them with food and positive smell , you know , flowers and a drink and music . That 's - you 're immediately @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @1ALLAM@2 : Sawaf says her play is inspired by " Romeo And Juliet , " only her star-crossed lovers are named Ramon ( ph ) and Jasmine ( ph ) . And instead of Verona , this romance unfolds on the balconies in modern day Damascus . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-PLAY-@7 @1UNIDENTIFIED-ACTORS@2 : ( As characters ) ( Foreign language spoken ) . @1UNIDENTIFIED-ACTOR@2 : ( As character ) In Damascus , the doves fly behind the silk ( ph ) fence two by two . @1ALLAM@2 : Just a few months ago , Sawaf was n't sure she 'd ever hear these scenes on stage . The idea had seemed simple enough back in 2016 - put on a play , a love letter to Syria . Then that quest turned into a three-year ordeal that sounds like its own Shakespearean drama - heroes , villains , war and sorrow . @1SAWAF@2 : There was definitely moments of collapse , just complete suspicion , complete questioning , complete - can I do this ? @1ALLAM@2 : Sawaf left Syria in 2012 and came to Arkansas for grad school . She felt conspicuous @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ There were stares , offensive comments . She started writing a play , a way to share the parts of Syria and the Middle East that Americans rarely see . With the 2016 presidential election , her mission took on urgency . Campaign speech vilified immigrants and Muslims . The Doris Duke Charitable Foundation awarded Sawaf 's project a $250,000 grant through TheatreSquared . Just a side note - the foundation is also a financial supporter of NPR . The funding allowed Sawaf 's vision to take shape . @1SAWAF@2 : All the possibilities that you start imagining - it 's like , OK , run with the dream . Here is an open door . @1ALLAM@2 : Sawaf got busy writing and then refining her script . But when she asked for feedback , she was stunned to hear fellow artists repeating stereotypical views of Muslim and Arab culture . One asked Sawaf why her story did n't include an honor killing . @1SAWAF@2 : That has shaken me for three years . And I was like , OK , I have to take it into closed doors and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She was still plugging away on the project when it suffered another blow in early 2017 . President Trump took office and within days announced a travel ban on several majority Muslim countries , including Syria . That killed any chance of bringing in Syrian artists and musicians . Worse - Sawaf 's parents had just resettled in Canada , but it felt like they were as far away as ever . @1SAWAF@2 : We were very hopeful that would allow us to see each other , and it only feels more painful to be just across the border and not being able to do it . @1ALLAM@2 : They were stuck on opposite sides - Sawaf 's parents in Canada where her mom was receiving treatment for breast cancer and Sawaf in Arkansas , feeling the love drained from the love story she was trying to write . Under the travel ban , if she left the U.S. , she would n't be allowed to return . @1SAWAF@2 : You ca n't help but feel that you are in prison , even if the prison is big and gold @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and grief over the war back home , the travel ban , her mother 's illness , the isolation in Arkansas . She could n't write , could n't think . For months , Sawaf says , she could barely get out of bed . @1SAWAF@2 : It took a lot of processing , getting over loss . It took a lot of support from great friends and collaborators . @1ALLAM@2 : One of them is an old friend from grad school , Laura Shatkus . She 's co-creator of " 10,000 Balconies . " Laura 's eyes fill with tears when she describes watching her friend work through the trauma . @1LAURA-SHATKUS@2 : It 's been a rich , extremely rich , artistic experience to watch the thing go from something that scared her and made her upset to something that she approaches with total joy . @1ALLAM@2 : Sawaf credits Shatkus for helping to revive the play . Ultimately , though , Sawaf knew she had to find it in herself to save the project , so she let go of some of the Shakespearean influence , and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out - war and displacement . She knew she 'd be all right when her dark sense of humor resurfaced . For example , she wrote a line about striking a yoga pose to avoid sniper fire . @1SAWAF@2 : OK . That can be in the play . Now I 'm back ( laughter ) . @1ALLAM@2 : But the clock was ticking . Her artist visa was running out , and she 'd lost months on the project , so she had to scramble to come up with a cast and crew . A renowned Lebanese musician in New York wrote original music . And she says she lucked out with the actors , finding Arab and Arab American artists in other cities . @1MUHAMMAD-ALI-RIFAI@2 : My name is Muhammad Ali Rifai ( ph ) . I am a Syrian actor . @1ALLAM@2 : Muhammad has only been in the U.S. for a couple of years , and he 's become a sounding board for Sawaf . She relies on his help bringing to stage the Damascus they know . @1RIFAI@2 : I knew that she is really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And as a Syrian , I saw in her eyes for that feeling that , yes , we are keep going . We are not giving up . @1SAWAF@2 : I thought we would all benefit from seeing it all together again , yes ? @1UNIDENTIFIED-PEOPLE@2 : Yes . @1SAWAF@2 : Excellent . Have fun . @1ALLAM@2 : Sawaf was directing one of the last rehearsals before opening night . It was a culmination of her long struggle to bring this play to life . @1SAWAF@2 : It 's definitely a combination of love and loss . And it feels unfinished , and I think I 'm OK with that . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-PLAY-@7 @1UNIDENTIFIED-ACTORS@2 : ( Singing in foreign language ) . @1ALLAM@2 : It 's a first run and not exactly the love story she dreamed of , but there it was on stage - a patch of Damascus in Arkansas . Hannah Allam , NPR News , Fayetteville. @5SOUNDBITE-OF-PLAY-@7 @1UNIDENTIFIED-ACTORS@2 : ( Singing in foreign language ) . @1SIMON@2 : And that story was produced by Marisa Penaloza. @5SOUNDBITE-OF-PLAY-@7 @1UNIDENTIFIED-ACTORS@2 : ( Singing in foreign language ) . @ @ @ @ @

@@5002141 @1CRAIG-MELVIN@2 : Now to our series , The Vote . America 's future , hard to believe , just forty-one days to go until those crucial midterm elections . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : NBC 's Jacob Soboroff has been crisscrossing the country to find out what matters to voters in America 's key tossup districts . And you just got back from Texas , did n't you ? @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : I sure did . And as always , you guys , it is not what you think once you get on to the ground . We were down in the 23rd Congressional District of Texas . Washington , of course , buzzing about Brett Kavanaugh 's troubled nomination , the latest twist in the Russia investigation . But down where we were , it felt like we were a long , long way from the drama in our nation 's capital . @5Begin-VT@6 @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : This is a cucumber . It 's covered in chili . It 's delicious . This is a flea market on the south side of San Antonio . And we came here with Gina Ortiz Jones , who is running for Congress , to find out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ This is a part of community that has traditionally been underserved , underrepresented. @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : What do people want around here ? @1GINA-ORTIZ-JONES@2 : Well , look , it 's everything , clothing , backpacks . Look at these boots . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : I know . These are nice . My wife asked me about my SunBoots . These are awesome . Hey , how 's it going ? @1GINA-ORTIZ-JONES@2 : Hi , there . @1RENE-CASTRO@2 @5Texas-Resident@6 : Hi . @1GINA-ORTIZ-JONES@2 : Gina. @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : What matters most to you other than child-sized cowboy boots ? @1RENE-CASTRO@2 : My community , you know . @1GINA-ORTIZ-JONES@2 : Yeah . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : Do you normally go and vote in elections ? So not always ? @1RENE-CASTRO@2 : Yeah , not always , not always . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : That 's the thing around here . @1RENE-CASTRO@2 : Yeah . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : I heard not very many people vote . @1RENE-CASTRO@2 : Well , it 's just business and kids . You know , it gets -- it gets pretty hectic . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : So what will be the thing that gets you fired @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ help make a difference , especially for the people in the lower-income bracket and so forth and in our people , you know , and -- @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : When you say our people ? @1KATHY-NUNEZ@2 : Hispanics. @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : And that 's -- this district is largely Latino. @1GINA-ORTIZ-JONES@2 : Seventy percent Hispanics . Everyone here talks about community . It 's about community . It 's about how we take care of one another , how we look after one another , and how we invest in the future . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : We are on our way from one of the most populated parts of this district , that little corner of it by San Antonio , where seventy percent of the voters live to one of the most remote parts , Crystal City . And that 's where we 're going to meet the district 's congressman . His name is Will Hurd . How are you ? Nice to see you . @1WILL-HURD@2 : The twenty-third district of Texas is larger than twenty-sixth states , roughly the size of the state of Georgia . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fourteen of which are Dairy Queens . Do you have a preferred Dairy Queen order by any chance ? @1WILL-HURD@2 : When I 'm on my own , it 's a medium dip cone . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : Yeah , me too . @1WILL-HURD@2 : But I 'm a purist . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : That 's all fancy . @1WILL-HURD@2 : Yeah . Have a seat . Yeah . Come on . You got to come join us . You got to come join us . Come on . Yeah . Please , please , yeah . What 's your question ? WOMAN #1 : We 're one of the highest unemployment rates in the country . I think you know that . @1WILL-HURD@2 : Yup . MAN #1 : My concern is the streets . There 's a lot of potholes everywhere . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : Potholes . MAN #2 : Major problem is good education for our kids . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : Why did n't nobody as the first issue bring up what 's going on with the Supreme Court this week or nobody brought up Russia ? WOMAN #2 : I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not only important issues but they affect us immediately here , so the things that we know are going to make a difference tomorrow . @1WILL-HURD@2 : What most elected officials and what the media tried at coverage are not the same conversations you have down here locally . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : The other thing nobody brought up with Will Hurd was the southwest border . And his district has a third of it . So we headed down there to Eagle Pass to see if we could figure out why . We 're on the Mexico side of the border wall , but still in the U.S. It 's no man 's land . We just met Frank ( ph ) who works construction but has time off and he 's out here playing golf down on the border . And that 's Mexico right there . That 's the Rio Grande , just on the other side . If you hit the ball far enough , it goes into Mexico . Let it rip , Frank . Not quite to Mexico , but not bad . So what are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ guy ? @1FRANK@2 : Things right now are real slow . You know , I got people I got to pay . I got material I got to pay . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : So you guys need a strong economy in order for your business to be doing well ? @1FRANK@2 : To be thriving , yeah , exactly . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : This is the Rio Grande right here ? @1FRANK@2 : Yeah , it 's the Rio Grande right there . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : And so , Frank , when you 're out here golfing , are you thinking about , you know , all the politics that people talk about with the border ? @1FRANK@2 : No. @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : What do you think about ? @1FRANK@2 : Let 's go to work . And what is tee time ? Go golf . @5End-VT@6 @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : Who knew , man , a golf course on the border with Mexico . You know , it 's not that voters , guys , are not interested in the Supreme Court allegations , Russia , even the border . They just do n't bring @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or Beto O'Rourke want to win , they 're going to have to get these voters that do n't normally turn out to actually come out and vote on the issues that they care about . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . They say that all politics are local but you wonder why voter turnout is so low there . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : it 's such a good question . Texas is a very young state . I think it 's the third youngest state in the country . And young people , millennials , we 've talked about this before , do n't historically go to the polls . They think that the increase in Latino population there will increase voter turnout but it might take some time down there . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : All right . @1CRAIG-MELVIN@2 : Especially in primaries . They do n't vote especially in primaries . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : That 's right . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Thank you , Jacob . You 're going to have more on your road trip this morning on Megyn Kelly TODAY . @1JACOB-SOBOROFF@2 : Sure will . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Thanks , hon. @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Just ahead , Kristen Bell . She 's in a good place for us right here in our studio . We 'll talk about her new show and being an honest celebrity mom after your local news . @5ANNOUNCEMENTS@6 @1HODA-KOTB@2 : It is eight thirty now on this Wednesday morning , September 26 , 2018 . A little gloomy out here in Midtown Manhattan . But luckily , look at the bright faces we have out here on our plaza . You guys , thank you for coming to see us today . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : Some birthdays . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Little gloomy out here . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . All right . We have a crowd moment . There are a lot of celebrations going on . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : Yup . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : But there is a young lady who 's celebrating her ninth birthday . @1AL-ROKER@2 : A young -- a -- @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Where is -- @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : I think it 's a young boy . @1AL-ROKER@2 : It 's a young man . Young man . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : A young @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Oh . And he 's got the birthday hat . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Chace , how are you ? @1CHACE@2 : Good . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : We 're so happy you 're here . Wait , are you supposed to be at school ? @1CHACE@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Did your mom and dad say it was okay to come see us ? @1CHACE@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : What time did you wake up this morning ? @1CHACE@2 : Two o'clock . @1CRAIG-MELVIN@2 : Wow . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Two AM. @1AL-ROKER@2 : Wow . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Wow . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : Wow . @1CRAIG-MELVIN@2 : Wow . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Y'all , we want to make this -- this birthday really special for you . So all of our anchors have little gifts for you . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : Yeah . @1AL-ROKER@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Look . @1CRAIG-MELVIN@2 : Hey . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : A TODAY Show mug . @1AL-ROKER@2 : Here you go , TODAY Show mug so you can drink coffee . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : That 'd be great . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : A happy birthday , Chace . Here 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I wanted to get you beatbox . But you 've got a pillow . @1CHACE@2 : Thank you . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : Okay ? Good job . Happy birthday . @1WOMAN@2 : Thank you , everybody . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Thank you . Enjoy your birthday with us . Thank you so much , hon. @1CHACE@2 : Thank you . @1CRAIG-MELVIN@2 : Happy birthday . @1WOMAN@2 : He 's been waiting for this for a whole year . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Oh . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : Oh . Awesome . Thank you for coming . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : We love you , sweetie . Thank you . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Happy birthday , Chace . What a doll . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Our birthday boy . Thanks . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : A pillow is nice . But skipping school 's really -- really good . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah . That 's a real present . @1CRAIG-MELVIN@2 : Yeah , that -- that 's the best prize . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Guys , coming up Kristen Bell is here . A lot to talk to her about too . She 's got her hit sitcom . Season three starting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 2 , and a big job she has this week . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Uh-Huh . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : Also , for us golf fans riding high off Tiger Woods and that weekend that he had finally winning . We 've got the prestigious Ryder Cup that gets underway in France later this week . A lot of our Team USA 's hopes are riding on the shoulders of a twenty-five-year-old named Justin Thomas . And Justin just before he hopped on that flight to Paris was nice enough to tee it up with our very own dilly , dilly Dylan Dreyer . Look at that . @1CRAIG-MELVIN@2 : Wow . @1AL-ROKER@2 : Wow . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Cool . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : How cool is that ? @1HODA-KOTB@2 : That 's really cool . @1CRAIG-MELVIN@2 : And if you 're -- if you 're looking for a great meal to start your day , you 're in luck this morning . We 're revealing People 's new list of the country 's best places to grab breakfast -- @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : I love breakfast . @1CARSON-DALY@2 : Mm. @1CRAIG-MELVIN@2 : -- including a few @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mister Al Roker himself . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Al Ro. @1CARSON-DALY@2 : Did they bring samples ? @1AL-ROKER@2 : All about the breakfast . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Oh , I love that . @1AL-ROKER@2 : Yeah . Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : All right . You 've got a check of the weather ? @1AL-ROKER@2 : That 's right . Let 's see what we 're serving up as far as your breakfast weather . We are looking at heavy storm stretching from the Northeast in New England , all the way into the Mid-Mississippi River Valley and down into the Gulf . We 're also looking at sunshine out West . Tomorrow that rain continues in the Mid-Atlantic states , all the way into the Gulf Coast and the Southeast . A little cooler in the Plains . But the western warmth will continue . That 's what 's going on around the country . Here 's what 's happening in your neck of the woods . @5Weather-follows@6 @1AL-ROKER@2 : And that is your latest weather . Do n't forget , you can always take us with you when you head out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Show on TODAY SiriusXM Channel 108 . And you want to say hi to mommy . @1ANNA-LAUREN@2 : Yeah . @1AL-ROKER@2 : What 's your name ? @1ANNA-LAUREN@2 : My name is Anna Lauren ( ph ) . @1AL-ROKER@2 : Anna Lauren . Where are you from ? @1ANNA-LAUREN@2 : Atlanta , Georgia . @1AL-ROKER@2 : And where is mom ? @1ANNA-LAUREN@2 : She is in Atlanta , Georgia . @1AL-ROKER@2 : Oh , my gosh , could n't make the trip , huh ? @1ANNA-LAUREN@2 : Yeah . @1AL-ROKER@2 : And dad 's taking a picture right there . All right . Hi , dad . There you go . All right , let 's go back inside . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Thank you , Al . As we said earlier , we 're so delighted to have Kristen Bell with us this morning . She 's the star of NBC 's hit show The Good Place . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : That 's right . In the first two seasons after entering the afterlife , her character has been on a bit of a roller coaster . Now , it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ may still have a thing or two to learn . @5Excerpt-from-The-Goo@7 @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Kristen , good morning . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Hi . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Good morning . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : This show is so fun . It 's season three . And you 're still not in the good place . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Mm-Hm. @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : That is correct . It 's hard to get in , as it turns out . But this season , it 's -- it 's interesting because they send our characters back to earth for a second chance . And this whole season , it 's like I just love the idea behind it because it 's about we 're -- we 're all separated on earth and no one 's getting better . So the whole idea is that we need each other in order to improve . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Aww . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : And the idea that , like , you need your friends to push you to be better , you need -- whether it 's your soulmate or your group of friends , the idea that we need one another to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is about . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : You think that 's why the show is kind of broken through . I mean , look , there 's so much stuff on TV. @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : People do n't know what channel to turn to . And somehow this little show -- @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : -- has found its place and found a good viewership. @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yeah , I think -- I mean , I think the idea is really interesting , to me , at least . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Like , how do we all share earth together ? @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : How are we supposed to be good people ? And so they wrap all these , like , kind of like really cool philosophy lessons in , like , really silly jokes . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Mm-Hm. @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : So it becomes very digestible . And you can watch it with their kids . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Like , I hear a lot from people , they 're watching it with their eight , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a cool lesson on how to be a good person . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : It does make you think about like , okay , what would heaven be like , what 's the good place ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Mm-Hm. @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Have you thought -- what would you good place look like ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Oh , so many naps. @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yes . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : So many naps. @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Just a napping place . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yes . And all I would eat is like croutons and mulberries. @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Oh . Oh . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : My two favorite foods . Yeah , that would be -- @1HODA-KOTB@2 : How -- you -- you 're away from your little ones right now . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : And you just said to me before like the -- this is the hardest thing you have to do , is be away from them for a couple of days . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yeah . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : How old are yours ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Three and five . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Oh . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yeah . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with that distance ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : We -- well , I 'm -- @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : -- rarely away . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : We always travel as a tribe . My husband and I only take work when it 's out of the city , when we can travel together . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Is that right ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yeah . So we 'll like , you know , go to Atlanta for two months together or something . But we -- we -- the -- our preschool gave us language to say , you know , mommies always come back . Mommies always come back . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : That 's what you say about Vale . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yes . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : And it 's -- @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : I do say mommy always comes home . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : And it 's very helpful . Because then they have that as a mantra. @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Mm-Hm. @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Well , you know , you were voted , according to a website , the most honest celebrity @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : I don't. @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : So congratulations first of all . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Thank you . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : All right . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Enjoy your reign . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : So we want to -- @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : It 's because I 'm an oversharer. @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah , exactly . So we want to put it to the test . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Okay . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Answer honestly . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Oh , Lord . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Okay . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Have you ever let your kids wear dirty clothes ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Of course . That 's not even -- where is the honesty part ? @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Like duh. @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Okay . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : The answer is duh. @1HODA-KOTB@2 : You drop food on the floor , outside in the grass , you pick it right up and give it to your kid ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yes . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : You 've done it . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : ( Unintelligible ) nice . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : No p -- you -- @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about what time it is ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yes . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yes . Because they ca n't tell time yet . I 've also lied to them about when their birthday is. @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Wait , what ? What do you mean ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Well , like if we -- if it 's like a Wednesday and we ca n't celebrate and we 're both working late , then guess what , your birthday is on Saturday . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : They do n't know . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : I love it . I love it . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : They do n't know . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Have you ever -- has your child ever had a soaking wet diaper and you 're just too tired to change that thing and you 'll say , you know what , you can make it one more hour , you 're fine ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : No . That I -- @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : -- when it comes to their comfort , I will definitely be on top of that . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ convince her to do it . Like I -- if I want -- if I 'm like laying down , I 'll be like pop that diaper off , go grab me a new one and then I 'll -- I 'll lace it up for you . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : When you said grab me a new one , I thought you were going to be like , grab me a beer out of the fridge -- @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : No. @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : -- while you 're at it . Have you ever let your kid -- just let them to sit on the screen so you could kind of do your own thing ? @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Like online shop or something . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Very rarely . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Sometimes . Sometimes . And it 's -- we 've kind of limited it to being nature shows . They 're allowed to watch TV like kids programming on the weekends . But I do find they get in -- I do n't mind it because I 've got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Yeah . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : -- like they all have really great shows now . And when they 're -- when we need to do it on the weeknight or something , we do a -- a nature show because once they watch TV for , like , over an hour , they 're so grumpy. @1HODA-KOTB@2 : They 're grumpy . You 're right . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : So I just do n't want to deal with , like , the aftermath . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : So you 're here to talk about this . But you 're also here in New York for a -- for a really important reason , are n't you ? @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Yes . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : I am speaking at the U.N . General Assembly tomorrow . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Wow . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : And I 'm the first global advocate for the Women 's Peace &; Humanitarian Fund , which is really cool because it 's a very new part of the U.N . It 's a partnership between the U.N . and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in five countries . So -- and it 's all for women 's issue . So it takes like a woman in Iraq , who sees the problems in her community . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : It 's not a board making a decision about what they need . She 's saying here 's what I think we need and we give them funding , capacity training , which is like tech management and like how to manage their team . And then , if the idea is successful , we can franchise it around the world so that everyone lives better globally . And it came out of this idea that one percent of global funding is towards women , which it 's ki -- that 's , like , hard to wrap your head around . Certainly women are not the only solution . But like , they 're more than one percent of the solution . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Sure . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : So it 's to really focus on that issue and let women solve their own problems in their own communities . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Yeah . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Kristen , thank you so much . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Go get them . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Talk to us about Frozen 2 next time you 're here , okay ? @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Yeah . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : Okay . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Unless you have anything -- @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : I ca n't . I 'm so -- @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : Yeah . I knew -- I knew it . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : -- handcuffed . @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : She 's like ca n't say a thing . @1KRISTEN-BELL@2 : I can't. @1SAVANNAH-GUTHRIE@2 : By the way , the season premiere of The Good Place is tomorrow night eight , seven Central right here on NBC . @1HODA-KOTB@2 : Coming up next , Dylan hits the links ahead of the Ryder Cup with one of Team USA 's brightest young stars . But first , this is TODAY on NBC . @5ANNOUNCEMENTS@6

@@5002241 @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : And we continue the conversation this morning with Senator Harris . She 's with us from Miami in her only network TV interview after the debate . Senator , good morning . @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI-@3 @5D-Presidential-Candi@7 : Good morning . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : Let me start by -- you said last night that you do not believe Joe Biden is a racist , but do you think that his remarks about se -- segregation as senators and his past policy on bussing effectively disqualify him as a candidate ? @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : No , I think that 's a decision for the voters to make , but he and I have a disagreement obviously on the issue . But , no , I think the voters will decide whether he is qualified to run or serve . @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : Senator Harris , your campaign clearly had an idea that this topic might come up . They had a picture ready , they sent out a tweet . From your perspective , I 'm curious to know , what do you hope voters who may have been hearing about you for the first time and hearing from you for the first time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Joe Biden ? @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : You know , I mean the purpose in -- my purpose in -- in raising my experience is -- was to really just make sure that in this conversation we are appreciating the impact on real people , of policies that have been pushed in -- in the history of our country . You know , way back when and -- and the effect even today , the point that I was making is had those senators , those segregationists had their way , I would not be a member of the United States Senate today . I would certainly not be a top contender to be President of the United States . So the impact of their work was very real , and it is something that when we are discussing an issue of race has to be appreciated , which this is not just an intellectual or academic discussion . The history of race in our country had a real impact on real people . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Senator Harris , we just heard Ed O'Keefe say you 're being accused of delivering a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that ? @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : You know , Gayle , it was about just speaking truth . And as I 've said many times , I have a great deal of respect for Joe Biden . He has served our country over many years in a very noble way , but we and I -- he and I disagree on that . And it is a debate , this is a campaign where we should be discussing issues and there will be contrasts . And on this issue , I suppose , and I guess it 's evident that there is a contrast of opinion on the significance of -- of people who have served in the United States Senate and what they have done in terms of their policies . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : Mister -- Mister -- @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Your performance -- @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : Go ahead . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Your performance last night is certainly what people are talking about this morning . I 'm hearing words like " a star is born . " " She is fervent but -- she is fervent but deploys her anger precisely like a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ telling CBS News today that you had a strong performance . How do you intend to capitalize on that momentum ? Clearly , the T-shirt is one way . I understand that those are already on sale . @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : Oh , I do n't -- I do n't know about the T-shirts . I know we 've got a little visit KamalaHarris.org . I know we have a shot , but I 'll say this , Gayle . Listen . From the beginning when we entered the campaign , and I -- for me , it 's about working hard to earn the vote and the- - and the support of -- of Americans , and so I will continue to spend time in Iowa and New Hampshire and South Carolina and Nevada as the primary states , but frankly , throughout the country . And I will hopefully listen as much , if not more than I talk , especially now because I will tell you , I do intend to win this election . But for me the mark of our success will be also that I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thing is that at the end this that we are relevant . And so my plan is to keep getting out there and -- and speaking to folks and listening to them , and -- and talking about my 3 AM agenda , which is what I hope to do that is relevant to the -- the concerns that people have when they wake up at three o ' clock in the morning trying to figure out how to make it all work . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : Senator , Vice President Biden did n't -- did n't see a change in his polling numbers after his remarks about segregationist senators -- why -- even among black voters for that matter . Why do you think that is ? @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : Oh , I mean I 'll leave that to the pundits . But , again , I think that this is an issue that is something that should be discussed in the context of everything that we should remember about the history of our country , but we should also be having discussions about this selection in the context of what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , certainly my perspective is not only about speaking truth about the past but also focusing on the future . And , again , that 's why I talk about issues like health care , what we need to do to pay teachers their value , what we need to do to pay women equal for -- for the same work as men , what we need to do around gun violence and -- and having smart gun safety laws . These are the issues that I am focused on . Because these are the issues that wake people up at three in the morning and need to be addressed , and we need leadership on these issues . @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : Senator , another defining moment in that debate was whenever a candidate was asked to raise their hand if they would abolish private insurance . In that moment , you raised your hand , but afterwards your campaign says actually that 's not your position . So what is your position on private insurance ? @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : So the question was would you be willing to give up your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was asked . @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : -- such a plan . And -- @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : That 's what you heard , right ? @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : That 's certainly what I heard . And in terms of -- I 'm in support of Medicare for all . And under Medicare for All policy , private insurance would certainly exist and for supplemental coverage . But under Medicare for All and my vision of it -- we would actually extend benefits . So for example , vision care , dental care , hearing aids , which currently are not covered and -- and anyone you know who 's a senior can tell you they 're extremely expensive and people have to come out of pocket to pay for them . Included in my perspective on the issue of private insurance is this -- and I told the story last night . Look , any night in America , there is some parent who 's got a child who has a fever that 's out of control and going to the emergency room to get help at the middle of the night and then @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ their in the parking lot concerned that if they walk through those sliding glass doors , they 're going to be out of pocket five thousand dollars because of the deductible . They 've got insurance -- @1GAYLE-KING@2 : All right , Senator Harris . @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : -- but they would be out of pockets five thousand dollars . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : We 're going to have to leave it there . @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : So , you know , ninety-one percent -- I 'll just say that ninety-one percent of the doctors in America today are in Medicare , so you wo n't lose your doctor . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : All right , Senator Harris . You 've had the last word . We thank you very much . I 'm sure we 'll talk to you a little bit -- @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : I appreciate it . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : -- later on as this campaign continues . @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : Thank you . Thank you . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Thank you for joining us this morning . @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : Absolutely . Thank you , guys . Have a good day . Thank you . @ @ @ @ @

@@5002341 @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 Back now with that bombshell report about USA Swimming , alleging decades of sexual abuse affecting nearly 600 victims , many under the age of 18 years . The investigation by the Southern California News Group is now raising serious questions . And ABC 's Paula Faris is here . And , Paula , they 're saying USA Swimming did n't do nearly enough . @1PAULA-FARIS-ABC-NEW@3 : @5OC@6 Not nearly enough . Good morning to you , Robin . Good morning , everyone . This report is claiming USA Swimming executives and board members did little or in some cases nothing about predatory swim coaches . It even describes a culture where the abuse of underage swimmers was common and even accepted . @1OLYMPICS-ANNOUNCER-@3 : Michael Phelps has done it again . @1PAULA-FARIS-ABC-NEW@3 : @5VO@6 It 's one of the most dominant US Olympic sports with athletes like Michael Phelps and Katie Ledecky basking in gold , but this morning the scandal rocking USA Swimming is possibly bigger than any of its success . According to an extensive report from the Southern California News Group , published in " The Orange County Register , " the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ abuse made by hundreds of alleged victims over the course of two decades . The report claims that since 1997 , at least 252 coaches and officials affiliated with USA Swimming have been arrested , prosecuted or punished by USA Swimming for sexual abuse or misconduct with swimmers. @1ARIANA-KUKORS-FORME@3 : It was abuse for a decade . I will say at no point was Sean and my relationship consensual . @1OLYMPICS-ANNOUNCER-@3 : Kukors is coming down really strong here . @1PAULA-FARIS-ABC-NEW@3 : @5VO@6 Former world champ and 2012 Olympic Team USA member , Ariana Kukors , says she was sexually abused as a teenager by a former US national team coach Sean Hutchison . Kukors says Hutchison began grooming her for a sexual relationship when she was just 13 and sexually assaulted her at 16 . They first had intercourse when she was 18 and continued to have a sexual relationship until she was 24. @1ARIANA-KUKORS-FORME@3 : All of this started when I was 13 , and so every level we got to was not something shocking . I did n't have any sexual experience . Every step that he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he was preparing me for whether he was texting me about it ahead of time and , you know , asking for pictures . @1PAULA-FARIS-ABC-NEW@3 : @5VO@6 But Hutchison says these allegations are false telling ABC News he denies having a sexual or romantic relationship " Before she was old enough to legally make those decisions for herself , " and claims " Prior to that , he did nothing to groom her . " USA Swimming became aware of rumors of an inappropriate relationship between Hutchison and Kukors in 2010 when she was 21 , but Kukors says she lied about their encounters when asked by investigators . @1ARIANA-KUKORS-FORME@3 : I 'm just so hopeful that we can bring change to this . I hope that the right conversations can start taking place , and I 'm struggling so hard to be right here and it 's costing me everything to sit in this room right now and rip myself open . @1PAULA-FARIS-ABC-NEW@3 : @5OC@6 So raw and emotional . USA Swimming tells ABC News this is the first time that they learned about these allegations while Kukors with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , saying both parties denied their relationship and , quote , " The investigation provided no basis to conclude that a code of conduct violation had occurred . " But , Robin , so many victims , according to this report , almost 600 , the youngest age three . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 600 . All right . Thank you , Paula . We 're gon na bring in ABC News contributor Christine Brennan , she 's joining us from the Olympics there in South Korea . Always good to spend a little time with you , Christine . And we know what you said after the scandal with gymnastics . You said , quote , " Probably the darkest stain in US Olympic history . " What 's your reaction to this report ? @1CHRISTINE-BRENNAN-A@3 : @5OC@6 Oh , Robin , this is the one-two punch then , is n't it ? I mean , to have these two sports , you know , with gymnastics and swimming and such popular sports and Americans cheering for them and then too hear this about this , I think this is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gymnastics . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 Well with gymnastic after Larry Nassar , the case there , we saw the entire board with USA Gymnastics resign , so what do you expect here , Christine ? @1CHRISTINE-BRENNAN-A@3 : @5OC@6 Well , I think they should all resign , as well . There 's a new leader there at the USA Swimming as there is at USA Gymnastics , but they have to . This story is so massive as Paula was saying , close to 600 alleged allegations against , against swimmers , young swimmers as young as three . That 's , that 's even more than the gymnastics story , which horrified us for more than a week last month . And so I absolutely think , Robin , that they should all go . Whether they will or not , but there 's going to be a lot of pressure put on them . There has to be at this point . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 Gymnastic , now swimming . Two major sports with the Olympics . Do you think that others will be implicated ? @1CHRISTINE-BRENNAN-A@3 : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Robin , to think that this is not hatching in other sports . Youth sports , especially traveling with coaches , whether it 's male coaches with female athletes or other sports , may well be women and men or men same sex , whatever it might be . I think that these nightmares , and they are nightmares , are showing us that no one is doing enough to protect our kids , especially Olympians . You cheer for these athletes and then to find out these deep dark secrets going on behind , I think it means that there could be stories here , many more yet to uncover sadly . @1ROBIN-ROBERTS-ABC-N@3 : @5OC@6 Good points there as always , Christine . Thank you so much . We know that you 're busy there covering the Olympics . Thank you for your time . You take care . We 'll be right back .

@@5002441 @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Good morning to you . And welcome to CBS THIS MORNING . I 'm Gayle King , with Anthony Mason and Tony Dokoupil . Democrats divide . Joe Biden comes out swinging against his progressive rivals at a fiery debate where health care , gun control , and President Trump dominate the discussion . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : Recovery at risk ? A new storm threatens the already hurricane-devastated Bahamas . We 're with the former Navy SEALs taking supplies to Dorian survivors who say their government is missing in action . @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : Genetic testing scam . A CBS News investigation uncovers laboratories charging Medicare millions for unnecessary cancer tests . Jim Axelrod tracked down one of the doctors two helps them do it . And a true veteran . Lawrence Brooks is the oldest living American to serve in World War II . We take you to his one hundred and tenth birthday party . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Happy Birthday , Mister Brooks . It 's Friday , September 13 , 2019 . Here 's this morning 's Eye Opener -- your world in ninety seconds . @1JULIAN-CASTRO@2 : You just said two minutes ago that they would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to buy in. @1JOE-BIDEN@2 : They would not have to buy in . If you qualified for Medicaid they would automatically be -- @1JULIAN-CASTRO@2 : Are you forgetting what you said two minutes ago ? @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : Sparks fly at the third Democratic debate . @1ANDREW-YANG@2 : Come on , guys . Come on . @1PETE-BUTTIGIEG@2 : This is why presidential debates are becoming unwatchable. @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI@3 : Yeah . @1PETE-BUTTIGIEG@2 : This reminds everybody of what they can not stand about Washington -- scoring points against each other , poking at each other . MAN #1 : In the Bahamas , a new tropical storm warning is in effect after Hurricane Dorian devastated the area with so many still missing . ANNE-MARIE GREEN : Former acting FBI director Andrew McCabe is facing indictment . MAN #2 : The Justice Department rejected McCabe 's appeal against criminal charges . MAN #3 : President Trump denying claims made in a new Politico report accusing Israeli agents of planting spy devices near the White House . @1PRESIDENT-DONALD-TRU@3 : I do n't think the Israelis were spying on us . WOMAN #1 : Actress @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pleading guilty for her role in that massive college cheating scandal . WOMAN #2 : A bench warrant was issued for singer R. Kelly after he failed to appear at a court hearing in Minnesota . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : All that -- MAN #4 : Four down and half a yard . McCaffrey did not get it . Tampa Bay is going to win this game . WOMAN #3 : A parasailing prank is going viral . That water is filled with jellyfish . MAN #5 ( internet video ) : Oh , no , no , no. @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : -- and all that matters -- @1ANDREW-YANG@2 : I 'm going to do something unprecedented tonight . My campaign will now give a freedom dividend of one thousand dollars a month for an entire year to ten American families . @1TREVOR-NOAH@2 @5Comedy-Central@6 : Oh , look , an Asian Oprah over here . He 's giving everybody money . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : -- on CBS THIS MORNING . @1JOE-BIDEN@2 : Let me tell you what I think . I think we should have a debate on health care . I think -- @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Well , I 'm for Barack. @1STEPHEN-COLBERT@2 @5Late-Show-with-Steph@7 : He mentioned Obama . For those playing at home , time to take a drink . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : I think it 's great they go live right after the debates because there 's a lot of material -- @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : There is a lot to talk about . Three -- @1GAYLE-KING@2 : -- to talk about . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : -- three hours produces a lot of material . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : You know that Asian Oprah line was kind of funny . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : It was pretty good . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Trevor , only you could say that . Welcome to CBS THIS MORNING . We 're going to begin with the latest Democratic debate where ten presidential candidates showed a clear divide between the parties ' political center and its left wing . It was the first time that all the top Democrats in this race appeared together . They displayed sharp divisions on a range of issues including health care . @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : And in a first there were three women , two African- Americans , one Latino , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ should be the next president . Ed O'Keefe is in Houston where he covered the debate last night . Ed , good morning . Who set themselves apart , and how did they do it ? @1ED-O'KEEFE@2 @5CBS-News-Political-C@7 : Well , Tony , the differences last night were pretty clear on some issues . Over the course of nearly three hours , perhaps the differences most stark between those right at center stage . The national frontrunner , Joe Biden , a moderate , sandwiched between two liberals -- Senators Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders . @5Begin-VT@6 @5Julian-Castro-speaki@7 @1SENATOR-AMY-KLOBUCHA-@3 @5Houston-Last-Night ; -@7 : Houston , we have a problem . @1ED-O'KEEFE@2 : A battle of the big ten Democrats in Houston focused especially on the top issue of concern -- health care and how to pay for it . @1SENATOR-ELIZABETH-WA-@3 @5D-Presidential-Candi@7 : Costs are going to go up for wealthier individuals , and costs are going to go up for giant corporations . @1ED-O'KEEFE@2 : Former Vice President Joe Biden and other moderates repeatedly pressed Senators Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders for how they would pay for their Medicare for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thinks that the employers going to give you back if you negotiate as union all these years , got a cut in wages because you got insurance . They 're going to give back that money to the employee ? @1SENATOR-BERNIE-SANDE-@3 @5D-Presidential-Candi@7 : As a matter of fact , they will , in our bill . @1JOE-BIDEN@2 : Well , let me tell you something . For a socialist , you got a -- for a socialist , you got a lot more confidence in corporate America than I do . @1PETE-BUTTIGIEG@2 @5D-Presidential-Candi@7 : I trust you to choose what makes the most sense for you -- not my way or the highway . @1ANDREW-YANG@2 @5D-Presidential-Candi@7 : I am Asian so , I know a lot of doctors , and they tell me that they spend a lot of time on paperwork , avoiding being sued , and navigating the insurance bureaucracy . @1ED-O'KEEFE@2 : The most combative moment of the night , when former Housing Secretary Julian Castro accused Biden of flip-flopping on whether people who ca n't afford health care would be automatically enrolled in Biden 's health @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ buy in . They do not have to buy in. @1JULIAN-CASTRO@2 @5D-Presidential-Candi@7 : Are you forgetting what you said two minutes ago ? @1JOE-BIDEN@2 : -- automatically be enforced . @1JULIAN-CASTRO@2 : Are you forgetting already what you said just two minutes ago ? I mean I ca n't believe that you said two minutes ago that they had to buy in , and now you 're saying they do n't have to buy -- you 're forgetting that . @1ED-O'KEEFE@2 : The three-hour debate at Texas Southern University , a historically black university , included calls for stricter gun control in the wake of two recent mass shootings in the state . @1SENATOR-CORY-BOOKER@2 @5D-Presidential-Candi@7 : Background checks and gun licensing , these are agreed to by overwhelmingly the majority of Americans . @1SENATOR-KAMALA-HARRI-@3 @5D-Presidential-Candi@7 : It is traumatizing our children . El Paso -- and Beto , God love you for standing so courageously in the midst of that tragedy . @1BETO-O'ROURKE@2 @5D-Presidential-Candi@7 : I met the mother of a fifteen-year-old girl who was shot by an AR-15 , and that mother watched her bleed to death over the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ shot by the AR-15 in Odessa and Midland , there were n't enough ambulances to get to them in time . Hell yes , we 're going to take your AR-15 , your AK-47 . We 're not going to allow it to be used against our fellow Americans anymore . @5Crowd-cheering@6 @5End-VT@6 @1ED-O'KEEFE@2 : So , we caught up with Julian Castro after the debate to ask him what exactly he was trying to do there , his attacks on Biden . As you can see , we literally went over the transcript with him about what was said between him and the vice president . He insists that this was an issue over health care policy , not over the former vice president 's age or agility . Some we spoke to after said it was out of bounds . Others said he said what needed to be said . This much we know -- in previous debates , lesser known candidates who went after Biden eventually lost their support and are no longer in the race . Tony . @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : All right . Big lesson there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get to chief Washington correspondent Major Garrett . He 's with us at the table . Major . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 @5CBS-News-Chief-Washi@7 : Good morning , everybody . @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : Welcome . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Good morning . @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : We had Biden , we had Warren , we had Sanders on the same stage for the first time . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : Yeah . @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : How did they fare ? @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : So at the debates , three times now , the Biden campaign has never made the case that he was the clear winner of any of the three debates . What does this tell us ? He 's playing a game of survivor . Does n't need to win , just survive . Maybe pass/fail is a way to think about this in an academic sense . And what do we see about Warren and Sanders ? The nonaggression pact we 've talked about here before continues . Why ? Keep the progressive lane wide . It 's not time yet to start going at each other . @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : It ca n't last forever , can it ? @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : But those three more or less co-existed at the top . Other thing to observe -- the others , Cory Booker , Amy Klobuchar , Pete Buttigieg , kama -- Kamala Harris -- @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Yeah . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : -- all wanted to be sunny unifying alternatives . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : Mm. @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : Unity . Why did they want to do that strategically ? Because they know someday the Biden-Sanders-Warren clash is coming -- @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : Right . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : -- and they want to be coming right in behind that to position themselves for the clash to come . And -- @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : What did you make -- sorry . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : -- geographically , Amy Klobuchar , because she 's from Minnesota near Iowa -- @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : Yeah . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : -- is best positioned to have a moment as that alternative once that clash comes . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : What did you make of Castro 's attack on -- on Biden , as Ed pointed out ? @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : So , the reaction in the room suggested something that is already on the minds of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Is Joe Biden , the former vice president up to this ? The gasp was a reflection of the tension . Did Julian Castro help himself ? Probably not . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Mm-Hm. @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : Because again , the sunny alternative is the place to be , not the pound on Joe Biden as the age -- @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : It may have been viewed as a low blow . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : -- limited Democratic candidate . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : You have figure out a way to -- @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : Because there are other ways to do that . You could say -- @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Yeah . You can -- @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : -- you might have misremembered , I do n't want to -- @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Exactly . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : Right . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : -- assume things . I do n't want to assume the worst . He assumed the worst -- @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Yeah . @1TONY-DOKOUPIL@2 : Yeah . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : -- about the former vice president . That puts him in an awkward position . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : Got to figure out a way to attack it seems in these @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that as a personal , as you said , Anthony , low blow . What about Beto O'Rourke 's comment about guns , where he said hell yes we 're going to take your AK-47s . Great reaction in the room . @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : Sure . @1GAYLE-KING@2 : How do you think it plays around the country ? @1MAJOR-GARRETT@2 : Constitutionally problematic , legislatively almost impossible . But one thing I think you can fairly say about Beto O'Rourke , he 's been transformed by a horrible event during this campaign in real time . All of that , I was born to this Vanity Fair wanderlust about his campaign , that 's gone . He 's a candidate of conviction on a real time issue , and he looked much more serious and focused about what this is for him , not saying he 's going to win or even get in the top tier , but he looks and sounds like a fundamentally different candidate transformed by a horror in his hometown . When you talk about authenticity , as terrible as it was to achieve it -- @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ closer to it than he 's been before . @1ANTHONY-MASON@2 : All right , Major Garrett . Thank you , Major . Former acting FBI director Andrew McCabe could be close to facing criminal charges of lying to federal investigators . The Justice Department has rejected a request from McCabe 's lawyers not to indict him in connection with a leak of information to a reporter in 2016 . A CBS News source says prosecutors recommend McCabe be indicted . In a CBS THIS MORNING interview in March , he denied deliberately misleading investigators . President Trump has repeatedly criticized McCabe . McCabe 's lawyers say any prosecution would be politically motivated .

@@5002541 @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : So here 's a question for you . Should women be crying more at work and shunning Botox fillers and other methods designed to hide their age ? And is all of this , in part , the key to true equality in the workplace ? Jennifer Palmieri learned a few life lessons during her years of working in politics , most recently as the communications director for Hillary Clinton 's 2016 presidential race . As the highest-ranking woman in that campaign , she clearly knows a thing or two about female empowerment . She has detailed her advice , along with some personal moments from the political trail , in a new book , Dear Madam President : An Open Letter to the Women Who Will Run the World . Please welcome Jennifer Palmieri . Hi . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 @5Dear-Madam-President@6 : Hi . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : Okay . So when I first got this book , I thought , oh , gosh , this is going to be a long book about why Hillary lost and it was n't justified . And it was n't that . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Right . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : It was n't . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ every single word and thought I 've never read a book like this in my life from a strong , powerful woman with real-life practical advice to other women on real challenges that are there whether we want to admit them or not . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Yeah . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : Is that why you wrote it ? @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : I wrote it because I thought that coming out of that campaign , right , you -- I felt like I had a very unique perspective and some insight about how we think about women and leadership roles . And I had been myself as a woman in politics and , you know , worked in two White Houses , I 've seen how people operate at the highest levels of government , highest levels of power . And , you know , want people to know , it 's not as hard as you might think and you can do it . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : Even a reality star can do it . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Evidently , anyone , Megyn , can be president . And I wanted -- I want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ empowerment , right ? Women weirdly feel empowered in this moment . And I want to make sure that we make the most of that . I saw , you know , yesterday there was Martin Luther King 's granddaughter , Yolanda , who spoke at the march this weekend and she was so amazing , just nine years old . And like all little girls , she has -- she was joyful and fearless and like had all the confidence in the world . And I want this generation that 's coming up now not to lose that , right ? At some point -- like little girls had all that confidence and then at some point they learned to be inhibited . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : Because all of society sends them messaging on it . It 's not just -- @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Yeah . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : -- if you have great parents you wo n't grow up that way . Society is sending girls the wrong messages . But I want to -- @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : And that 's what -- and that 's like what I want -- and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this is that -- is how to unlearn those things so the next generation , they really do run the world as girls . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : But there 's very good practical advice in here which we 're going to get to , including the stuff about crying . But first , let me ask you about Hillary and Donald Trump . I thought it was interesting the day after she lost you wrote , " What I felt was fear . " How do you feel now ? @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : I -- I 'm so -- there are things I 'm still frightened for the country but I do n't feel -- I think that it is -- it felt to me like a different universe and that 's why I wrote about it as starkly as I did in the book because I want people to understand it is -- I felt it might not have been a glass ceiling that shattered that night but something exploded . And I feel like we were in a new universe and I found that really frightening in the beginning . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ empowered . And I think that women could decide after -- you know , it 's not so much about politics , even or about Hillary versus Trump , but just that the woman lost , a man like Trump won , and you could decide that 's how it 's supposed to be or we 've been playing by the wrong set of rules and we are going to play a whole new game now . And so that 's like the book is about how do you -- how do you make the most of that sense of empowerment and do it play be -- @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : We 've seen some of that with the -- @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : -- and we play by your own set of rules . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : -- with the #MeToo movement and so on . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Yes . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : A lot of people believe that would n't have happening had Trump not been elected . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : I think that 's right . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : I do want to -- I want to challenge you on this . You wrote , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and deleting the e-mails lay the fundamental truth that there was something about Hillary Clinton that folks just did n't trust , " which I think is true . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Yeah . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : But then you say , " And that something was an intelligent , capable , ambitious woman in a position of power . " Having covered the race very closely for all that time , I would submit to you , it was so much more than that . There 's no question sexism played a role in her defeat . But I watched her at that U.N . press conference when she first addressed those e-mails and she said several , several things that were not true , Jen , as you know . There was no classified information . I only used one device for -- out of convenience which did n't turn out to be true . There was tons of classified information , a hundred and ten e-mails , classified or top secret and so on . And these things kept unraveling and it led to a distrust that many people @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Whitewater and all of these other things . But you ca n't ascribe even the majority of it to sexism , can you , fairly ? @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : So the way I look at it is I think that a man would have survived that , okay ? And I think that there was going to be something in the campaign that ended up to be e-mails . If it were n't e- mails , it was going to be something else . And I think this is what the first woman , the sort of crucibles is what they had to go through or she had to go through . I went back and watched interviews about Hillary Clinton and of Hillary Clinton from the ' 92 campaign , right ? And , you know , what people say -- what do you think of Clinton 's wife ? Man on the street in most interviews , you know , there 's something about her I just do n't like . There 's something about her I just do n't trust . And I thought , wow . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thought I am not solving this problem . This is before Whitewater . This is before Travelgate . This is before anything in the White House . This is before e-mails , health care , anything . And I think that she has always been -- she 's always challenged the way we 've thought about women from when she was a young college student -- @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : That 's true . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : -- to when she was Bill Clinton 's wife who is running for president . She made more money than him . She did n't stay home and bake cookies . She was the first first lady that works in policy -- @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : But she got in trouble because she sounded judgmental of those who did . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Yes . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : And that could be the thing people did n't like , you know , the judgment . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : And that is -- and that is -- but that 's my point is she 's always been that . She 's always been stepping a little outside of that box . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that people -- she vexes them . They do n't know what to think of her . And what I found with reporters on e-mails is the question just kept moving . The goalposts kept moving . And it 's just -- fundamentally , I think there 's just something they found suspicion in a woman looking to succeed . And it does n't mean that the whole world is sexist -- @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : No , or that everybody who voted for Trump is sexist . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : -- or everybody who voted for Trump is sexist or that everybody who does it -- you know , there 's plenty of fine reasons to not vote for her . But I think -- I want -- I think it 's worth going back and looking at that so we understand what lays at the root of that . And it 's like T-S-A-H-I-J-D-L , there 's something about her I just do n't like . And you hear it all the time about women in powerful positions . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : Well , listen . Even if you disagree with what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a female president . We 'll wait . We 'll wait . We 'll be sitting here after the break . And why is that ? Is it because there has n't been a talented or smart or ambitious enough one since the beginning of time ? Doubtful . Listen , when we come back , we 're going to talk about some of the life lessons that Jennifer wants women everywhere to know , like , this is a great one , saying yes to crying at work , why that may work for you , next . @5ANNOUNCEMENTS@6 @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : We 're back now with Jennifer Palmieri who served as communications director for Hillary Clinton 's 2016 presidential bid . She 's also served under Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton and she details some of the lessons learned in her new book , Dear Madam President : An Open Letter to the Women Who Will Run the World . This is from a woman who knows what it 's like to advise powerful people and work among powerful people . One of the things you say is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or otherwise , you do n't panic . You show no emotion . I can handle this . I can handle anything . This is what we say to ourselves . For me and a lot of women , you write , it 's a toxic brew of the need to prove we 're tough enough to play a man 's game combined with a woman 's sense of duty . And you go on to suggest we need to nod less -- @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Yes . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : -- and cry more . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Right . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : Why ? @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Because I think those -- that 's the two behaviors that I think hold us , that inhibit us . So we -- you know how people talk about superwomen ? I think that means people -- when people say that , they mean I want a woman to do everything I expect of her , plus she gets to do what she wants on the side . And it 's like , no , you get to embrace all of your emotions and -- @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the things that makes us beautiful , makes us beautiful -- @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Yeah . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : -- our connection with our emotions as women . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : And the -- we -- if I had n't -- during the Clinton campaign , we heard a lot of crazy stuff and every day I would hear some crazy -- I just nod . I 'm like okay . I can handle that . I can handle that . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : But you could n't be there blubbering all day either . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : No . So I -- @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : Hillary would have been like what 's up with Palmieri. @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Yeah , yeah . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : what 's going on ? Get it together girl . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : So you have to -- you just -- you know , it 's like how would it be if instead of nodding every time I said , you know what , that 's crazy , we 're not going to survive that or you know what , that 's crazy , we 're not going to do that . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just think about with crying , it 's like the greatest sin in the workplace that a woman can commit . And I am easily moved to tears . And I think when something moves you to tears , that means it 's important . When I will -- sometimes tear up when I talk about something that 's important to me and we should be able to -- we should be able to do that . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : Let it fly . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Yeah . You should not mute everything that makes you feel passion . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : It makes you unique . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Yeah . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : What about -- you talk about how -- I love this . You love your face and you own -- you own your face . You said , " I decided years ago I did n't want all that I lived and learned to be smoothed over . Look at my face . It tells you I was a child in the seventies . I am your connection to that time . I can tell you the songs that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ felt like in that moment and I hope society eases up on the pressure for each of us to look young . " @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Young . And like yes . It 's exhausting . And it 's like this -- these are the things we have to unlearn is that I think your face -- faces are valuable in ways well beyond what they -- how they appear and whether or not they are attractive . And I love that my face tells you -- I think you -- my face tells you something about the life that I lived . And I 've always found comfort in older women 's faces . It tells you they 've been through a lot and they have survived . And you can see there 's stress lines and worry lines but you manage to have a smile on your face anyway . And I think that 's -- we need to feel more connected to each other . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : My face tells you I work in an industry that 's extremely vain and I cave to the pressure . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I have to tell you , I have never read a book like this with so many good life lessons on what we 're up against . But she tells it straight . And it 's -- I believe 2016 has a message for women about where we really stand and that 's better to know . It 's better -- @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : It is. @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : -- to know what reality is than to operate in some false utopia . That 's the way forward . A lot of pearls of wisdom in this . Truly , honestly recommend it . Thank you so much for coming on and talking about it . @1JENNIFER-PALMIERI@2 : Oh , thank you . @1MEGYN-KELLY@2 : We 'll be right back . Coming up , do you believe in heaven and hell ? One bishop who says his life was forever changed when he started spreading a message he says he got directly from God . Our leap of faith , next . @5ANNOUNCEMENTS@6

@@5002641 @1NOEL-KING@2 : Vice President Mike Pence is in Turkey today . He 's trying to negotiate a cease-fire. @1STEVE-INSKEEP@2 : The vice president is traveling with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo . They plan to meet with Turkey 's President Recep Tayyip Erdogan after more than a week of attacks on Syrian-Kurdish forces . Of course , the Turkish invasion began only after President Trump 's decision to pull U.S. troops out of that part of Syria . Now the White House wants the Turkish military to stop . Here 's what President Trump had to say about the Kurds , who were partners with U.S. forces for years in the fight against ISIS . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-ARCHIVE@7 @1PRESIDENT-DONALD-TRU@3 : And I say , why are we protecting Syria 's land ? Assad 's not a friend of ours . Why are we protecting their land ? And Syria also has a relationship with the Kurds , who , by the way , are no angels . @1INSKEEP@2 : President Trump has also threatened sanctions against Turkey , and he downplayed tensions yesterday . @1KING@2 : NPR national political correspondent Mara Liasson has been following all of this from here in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . @1KING@2 : So President Trump has sent Pence to Turkey to pursue a cease-fire . He 's also threatened sanctions . Has he explained a coherent strategy here ? @1LIASSON@2 : He has n't explained a coherent strategy , but he has said , as you heard him before , that this is not our problem . He said he wants to get out of the Middle East . He has also echoed Erdogan 's language and called some of the Kurds terrorists worse than ISIS . And so far , there has not been a big cost to Turkey . Pence and Pompeo want a cease-fire . It 's unlikely that Erdogan would agree to that . He said he wo n't - certainly not until he has established more control over northern Syria . And we 've learned that in his heart of hearts , Donald Trump is more Rand Paul than Lindsey Graham . He has isolationist instincts , and now he 's acted on them . @1KING@2 : Yesterday , the House voted to condemn the president 's move . They voted overwhelmingly . Is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Well , that 's a good question . The vote was huge , 354-60 . And in the past , foreign policy is one area where Republicans have felt free to criticize the president and break with the president . There have been big votes on Russia 's sanctions , veto-proof majorities . There have been symbolic resolutions supporting NATO . And they are discussing sanctions that are tougher than the ones the president is talking about . But at least some members of Congress are also starting to think about the future . What , if anything , could Congress do proactively to make sure , for instance , if Trump is re-elected , that he ca n't pull out of NATO with a tweet ? Or what if he decides to pull U.S. troops off the Korean Peninsula with a tweet ? It 's not clear if Congress could do anything about that , but these are the things that are on some members ' minds . @1KING@2 : But that is really , really interesting - proactive moves . So after the House voted yesterday , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and some other lawmakers . And it kind of went sideways , right ? @1LIASSON@2 : It did . Nancy Pelosi ; Chuck Schumer , the Democratic leader in the Senate ; and Steny Hoyer , the No. 2 leader in the House , said they walked out of the meeting with the president about Turkey and Syria after the president called Pelosi a third-rate politician . Pelosi said Trump was having a meltdown because he was upset that so many Republicans voted for that resolution against his decision to withdraw from Syria . Then later Trump tweeted that it was Pelosi who had a meltdown and that there was something wrong with her , quote , " upstairs . " @1KING@2 : OK . And so I guess one big looming question is , will any of this have any effect on the impeachment inquiry ? @1LIASSON@2 : I think these are really two distinct things . Foreign policy is an area where Republicans feel free to criticize the president . This is not something that the president 's base is focused on . Most of Trump 's base @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the Kurds are , maybe . And I think that they have been in lockstep with him on the impeachment battle , and it 's possible that some of the aggressive pushback on Syria is a proxy for their frustration with Trump on other issues where they ca n't speak out . But right now I think these two things are pretty distinct . @1KING@2 : NPR 's Mara Liasson . Mara , thanks so much . @1LIASSON@2 : Thank you . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-MUSIC@6 @1KING@2 : All right . This morning , House investigators are expecting to hear from one of the three amigos. @1INSKEEP@2 : Gordon Sondland was among Ukraine advisers for the White House . Along with Energy Secretary Rick Perry and former Ukraine envoy Kurt Volker , they were known as the three amigos of policy on Ukraine . Sondland is now a witness in President Trump 's impeachment inquiry in the house . He is the U.S. ambassador to the European Union . And for years , he was an influential presence in his home state of Oregon . @1KING@2 : Jeff Mapes is a senior political @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's career . Hey , Jeff . @1JEFF-MAPES@2 : Hey . Good to be with you , Noel . @1KING@2 : So who is Gordon Sondland ? @1MAPES@2 : Well , he 's a very wealthy businessman . He splits his time between Portland and Seattle - basically made his fortune in the hotel industry . Yes , we do have rich alpha males in Portland . You know , he has some common interests with the president there . His parents escaped Nazi Germany , and I think that 's part of what sparked his interest in being an ambassador to Europe . He 's also very definitely in political influence . You know , in Oregon he works with the Democrats who control most of the offices . But he backs Republicans at the national level . Also , he 's been very close to the Bush family . And in fact , when Jeb Bush flamed out in the 2016 presidential primary , you might have thought that was it for his ambassadorial dreams . But when Trump became president , Sondland donated $1 million to his @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do the trick . Last year , Trump sent him to EU headquarters in Brussels . @1KING@2 : So I want to ask you about his reputation in Portland 's political circles because you mentioned , despite its " Portlandia " reputation , there are rich alpha males there . What is his reputation ? Do people like this guy ? Do they trust him ? @1MAPES@2 : Well , you know , it 's funny . When Sondland 's name first came up from , you know , that now-famous whistleblower 's complaint , a lot of people here were saying - you know , probably know this guy from the hotel fight . And that was a reference to his long but unsuccessful fight to stop the construction of a publicly subsidized hotel at Portland 's big convention center . He lost that fight , although he did get some financial concessions . I mean , I think the point of this is he can be a very determined guy . And he is known for , you know , being very active in charitable causes but for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he serves on and certainly in his business affairs . @1KING@2 : So really a known quantity there . I know that you 've been talking to some of Sondland 's friends in Oregon . And you 've been asking them , what advice are they giving him prior to this testimony ? What did they tell you ? @1MAPES@2 : Yeah , I talked with investor David Nierenberg who had worked with Sondland on fundraising for Republican causes . And I should say that Nierenberg is no fan of Trump . He did tell me that he sent an email to Sondland urging him to be as upfront as possible . @1DAVID-NIERENBERG@2 : If there 's anything , with 20/20 hindsight , that you said or did that you regret , then just tell the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth and put it behind you . And never forget what got the Watergate people in trouble was not so much the break-in , it was the concealment and the lying . So ... @1MAPES@2 : Yeah . I mean , it 's very clear @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the president said and what he was asking for . He seems to be somebody , you know , who 's really just talked to all the players . @1KING@2 : Jeff Mapes with Oregon Public Broadcasting , thanks so much . @1MAPES@2 : Hey , you 're welcome . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-MUSIC@6 @1KING@2 : Teachers in Chicago are on strike today . @1INSKEEP@2 : Yeah . Classes are canceled for almost 300,000 students . The news came last night after months of failed negotiations between the Chicago Teachers Union and the city school district . Here 's Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot. @5SOUNDBITE-OF-ARCHIVE@7 @1LORI-LIGHTFOOT@2 : At every turn , we 've bent over backwards to meet the union 's needs and deliver a contract that reflects our shared values and vision for our schools and the support of our students . @1INSKEEP@2 : But that did n't work . So what do 25,000 striking teachers want ? @1KING@2 : Sarah Karp of member station WBEZ in Chicago has been trying to answer that question . Good morning , Sarah . @1SARAH-KARP@2 : Good morning . @1KING@2 : So 300,000 kids - I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are the teachers on strike ? @1KARP@2 : There 's many reasons . First of all , the mayor has offered a pretty aggressive salary package of 16% raises over five years . But the union wants - they want more money . They do want - they 're asking for 5% over three years - 5% each year for three years . But there 's also bigger issues here that they 're really focusing on . Many of those issues have to do with learning conditions in schools and working conditions for teachers . So they really are talking about things like , can we have lower class sizes ? Can we have a nurse in every school ? Can we have a social worker in every school ? And those are the big issues that they 've sort of come to terms with the mayor on because the mayor says she supports some of these things but she does n't want to put them in writing in the contract . And so that 's really where talks have broken down . Now there 's been some progress in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ couple of weeks ago , and the union just said that it 's not enough progress in order to call off the strike . @1KING@2 : I 'm really interested in what you 're saying that the teachers are saying in schools they want nurses , they want social workers . I do n't know the Chicago public school system that well . It sounds like it is troubled if teachers are asking for those things . Can you just give us a sense of how it is there ? @1KARP@2 : So we have 500-plus schools , so there 's a ton of schools out there . And you know , the last maybe 10 years have been pretty rough on the public school system . We 've had some issues with state funding . We had a governor who held up state funding for some time and then did n't provide much state funding . And so our budget has been pretty tight . And in Chicago , most of the clinicians - the people like nurses and social workers and psychologists and counselors - they spend a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not a lot of time working with your general education students . But here we do have issues where we have a lot of violence . And teachers say all of our kids need access to these clinicians and we need to make sure that they have that . @1KING@2 : Sarah , in the few seconds we have left , what is the city doing for parents who have kids who are n't going to school today ? @1KARP@2 : They say that schools are open . But all you 're going to find there are principals and administrators . You can also take them to the libraries or the parks and also a lot of community organizations have opened their doors and told parents that they can bring them there . @1KING@2 : OK . Interesting but still sounds like the potential to be very messy . Sarah Karp with member station WBEZ in Chicago . Sarah , thanks so much . @1KARP@2 : Thank you . @5SOUNDBITE-OF-TESK'S-@7 National Public Radio , Inc.

@@5208241 - Afternoon , everybody . - Norm ! How you doing , Norm ? What do you know ? Not enough . - What 'll it be , Norm ? - Fame , fortune , fast women . Oh , yeah ? How about a beer ? Even better . - Gentlemen , start your taps . - How 's it going , Norm ? Not so good . Missed a digit in the debit column today . The boss is now using my butt for an ashtray . Norm ! - Beer , Norm ? - That 's sudsy , amber stuff , right ? Yeah . I 've been hearing good things about it . Beer , Norm ? I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer . - How about a first one ? - You got it . - Beer , Norm ? - Yeah , I heard of that stuff . Better give me a tall one , in case I like it . Norman , you are looking especially spry today . Thank you . ln fact , I joined a health club today . Good for you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Norm ! How 's life treating you ? Like he caught me in bed with his wife . - What 's up , Norm ? - My nipples . lt 's freezing . - How 's life treating you , Norm ? - Like I just ran over its dog . Norm , what were you saying about that do-nothing Congress in DC ? This bozo could probably be a better Congressman . Oh , yeah ? You know , I may run for office someday . Yeah ? You do that . You 're out of work , too ? No , I 'm Speaker of the House of Representatives . Do n't be ridiculous . That 'd make you Tip O'Neill and me a horse 's butt . You said it , not me . Norm ! - How you doing , Norm ? - Cut the small talk . Give me a beer . - What 's the story ? - Thirsty guy walks into a bar . You finish it . Norm . Science is seeking a cure for thirst . I happen to be the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you never spend any time with her ? Would you ? How come you and Vera never had any kids ? I ca n't , Coach . - Gee , I 'm sorry , Norm . - l look at Vera ... I just ca n't . I know I make a lot of jokes about Vera , but the truth is , if that woman ever packed her bags and left me , I do n't know what I 'd do ... first . Norm ! - How 's it going , Norm ? - Daddy 's rich , Momma 's good-looking . - What are you up to , Norm ? - My ears . - Want a beer , Norm ? - Does a rag doll have cloth knobs ? There 's a lady present , Norm . Sorry , Diane . " Norm Peterson . " " Thought-provoking ... " - Let the games begin ! - " Poignant ... " Some people spend their whole lives in a bar . Just yesterday , some guy sat right here next to me for 1 1 hours @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ welcome . " A roller coaster of emotion ... " Coach , two more beers ! " lf you hire one accountant this year , make it Norm . " Norm ! Wait a minute ! Coach ! Sammy ! I do n't want to be left alone locked up in this bar all night ... Quarter to three Nobody in the place except you and me Once in a while , a man needs a little time to himself .

@@5208341 [wolf_howls] [crickets_chirping] [waves_lapping] [Brian_Lam's_Crash] ? ? ? Lost and in between ? ? The way you thought it was ? ? And thought it seemed ? ? And everyone has changed ? ? Soon you 'll realize that ? ? You 're the one ? ? Who 's compromised ? ? And you 're the one to blame ? ? Listen now Listen now ? ? lf you want another chance ? ? You 'll take it now ? ? Oh , oh ? ? lf you crash ? ? Crash , crash ? ? lf it goes down tonight ? ? lt 's the messes ? ? That you make ? ? The hearts ? ? That you will break ? ? lf you crash ? ? Crash , crash ? ? Oh , do n't go another day ? ? lt 's time to walk away ? ? Or you 'll crash ? ? Crash , crash ? ? Oh , you 'll crash ? ? Crash , crash ? ? Oh , you 'll crash ? ? Opened all the doors ' cause ? ? You think you know ? ? Where they go ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Day and night ? ? Are magnified ? ? Against the good ? ? Against the light ? ? Till you are left alone ? ? Listen now Listen now ? ? lf you want another chance ? ? You 'll take it now ? ? Oh , oh ? ? Oh , you 'll crash ? ? Crash , crash ? ? lf it goes down tonight ? ? lt 's the messes ? ? That you make ? ? The hearts ? ? That you will break ? ? lf you crash ? ? Crash , crash ? ? Oh , do n't go another day ? ? lt 's time to walk away ? [clicks] [people_conversing] [slow_jazzy_music_playing] ? ? [cell_phone_vibrating] Bitch . Two glasses of wine , please . Uh , vodka gimlet , rocks . Hey , I 'm Zach . Nate . You 're , uh ... Topher 's friend . Yeah . He , um ... He showed me your audition tape for Blood and Barcelona . You look good . Did he say something ? Well , I mean - - l mean @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he did n't hire you as casting director . [playing_softly] ? ? I witnessed your crash and burn with beautiful young Nate . Yeah , I , uh ... aimed too high . Too high ? Mmm , on the hotness scale . You know , I am a solid seven , and , uh , you can always get somebody two points below you to bump hot dogs , which for me is , like , a five , you know , guaranteed . But what I want is an eight or a nine , you know . Tens totally intimidate me . You know , I start to blather . He was , I do n't know , maybe a nine , although with the lighting , I might have overestimated . I thought you could approach a nine . Seriously , no . So being my friend did n't help ? Not so much . It can help you with one thing . Oh , yeah ? What 's that ? Getting an excellent birthday present . You did n't ... Thanks , Toph . It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ reach me anywhere . Like if you were suddenly struck with an idea for a movie . Right , yeah . This will shrivel up your dick . Happy birthday , part two . Keystone ? For the film festival . You want to take me to the keystone film festival ? I need you to take my place . Your place ? Dude , Blood and Barcelona just got financed . We leave for Spain right away . I need you to fill in for me as a judge at the festival . Dude , Keystone asked for you . There 's no place for me there . Would they - - would they even know that I 'd be replacing you ? Of course . All you have to do is watch some movies and interview film students for the festival scholarship . You love movies . And I 'm sure the boys are cute . These are n't just boys , Toph . These are skinny-jeans-wearing brats who think that the world owes them something . Yeah . Ha , ha . Man , what would I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ career has consisted of parties and rehab . I think those kids would like to learn something from a guy who won the festival when he was only a sophomore . Yeah , that guy quit school to go to L.A . because he was so talented , and Hollywood obliged by making me the biggest partier ever . That was a different guy ... Go back to Keystone . Birthday present , part three . [Oak__Gorski's_Analog_Girl] ? ? [vibration] ? I see you walk ? ? Around your room ... ? Excuse me , uh ... Mr . Welds ? Welcome to Keystone University . We 're the key to your future . Um , you must be here for the festival . You staying on campus tonight , son ? Uh , Grace Hall . That 's a student dorm , son . You must 've pissed someone off . Most VlPs are staying in The Tower . At least it 's easy to find . Thank you . Enjoy your visit . ? Look what you made me ? ? I must be crazy ? ? Look @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? Schizophrenic little girl ? ? Hip-hop from the underground ? ? The soundtrack ? ? To your little world ? Call Topher . [female_voice] Calling Topher . Fucking voicemail . Thanks a lot , man . I ca n't believe I just let you keep screwing me over . You know where they put me ? A freshman dorm . Freshman , Toph ! ? I must be crazy ? ? Look what you made me ? ? I must be crazy ? ? Look what you made me ? ? Stare at you Stare at you ? ? Yeah , the secrets ? ? That that mirror could tell ? Who 's the old dude ? I du n no . [Mayda's_Stereotype_playing] ? ? ? lt only takes one look ? ? To start shakin ' your head ? ? lt only takes one crook ? ? To start sleeping ' ? ? With a bat in your bed ? ? lt only takes one brick ? ? Just to build up those walls ? ? And it only takes one hit ? ? To make them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? I want to break ? ? Your stereotype ? ? I want to break your stereo ? ? I want to break ? ? Your stereotype ? ? lf you could break my stereo ? ? I want you to break ? ? My stereotype ? ? Oh , you could break my stereo ? ? I want you to break ? ? My stereotype , yeah ? ? ? ? Now do you wan na see my little hammer ? ? lt 's stuck in my chest ? ? Do you wan na see my little hammer ? ? lt 's probably for the best ? ? We all have statues ? ? That we build up ? ? ln our minds ? ? My little hammer wants to ? ? Break that stereotype ? ? I want to break your stereo ? ? I want to break ? ? Your stereotype ? ? I want to break your stereo ? ? I want to break ? ? Your stereotype ? ? lf you could break my stereo ? ? I want you to break ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? I want you to break ? ? My stereotype ? ? Come on ? **31;1704;TOOLONG Shit ! [bell_tolling] Ah , shit . Mrs ... Blossom ? Mr . Wells . Punctual as always . You look exactly the same . Your charm with the ladies is unflagging . Ahem . Oh , I 'm sorry . We were just socializing . Thank you so much , Mr . Lyons , Mrs . Lyons . We are the honored beneficiaries of your unending generosity . That was Mr . and Mrs . -- Yeah , I know . Of course , you did . Your schedule . Be prompt . Files on each of the scholarship finalists you 'll be interviewing . Read them . Each of the finalists ' tapes . Watch them . I get it , I get it . Thank you . Good day , then . Mrs . Blossom . Mr . Wells ? Listen , I know I was sort of imposed on you here . Mr . Shadoe is quite an advocate for you . Mrs . Blossom , please . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wells ? For Topher . For screwing up your film festival . Topher Shadoe is a horrendous name . Why you boys choose to change your names is beyond me . Names , faces , films . I do n't forget the good one's , even yours . You 've got a schedule to keep . Yeah , right , um , okay . Okay , last question , Tommy . Tell us what makes your creative vision unique . I like to stare through windows and just watch people . Mr . Wells , please . Oh , call me Zach . I 'm pretty sure smoking 's not allowed . Stow it , Ralph . I need a poo break . So , Tommy , back to you . No pressure . So , yeah , I like to see what people are gon na do when they think no one is watching . Sometimes I 'll peek through the crack of my sister 's bedroom door ... and watch her sleep . I also like to walk around with my hands like this . Like how mysterious @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I wonder what you 're looking at ... what you 're you thinking . Sometimes I spend my whole day framing people up . My whole life is cinematic . I even masturbate cinematically . [coughs] Wow , you 've got an exciting career ahead of you . Really ? Oh , yeah , you 're gon na make a killing in porn . - Mr . Wells ! - l 'm just saying . And scene . Thank you , Tommy . And now I really have to insist on that poo break . Thank you , Mr . Garlington , Ms . Lynn ... Zach . Come on , Ralph . You look like you need to take a shit . [papers_clatter] I 'm your 3:30 . Well , this is awkward . Uh , nothing personal , but it looks like I have to care about who you are now . Look , you and I have never met . Got that ? Never met . If you mean we 've never been properly introduced , then sure . Never met . My name is Danny . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ keep you waiting , Danny . - Human needs , you know . - Of course . I trust Zach was good company ? Oh , he certainly was , Ms . Lynn . Uh , how come I did n't see this kid 's file ? Did you take my copy to the bathroom with you ? What ? I washed my hands . Okay , fine , look . Danny , let 's get started , shall we ? Why do n't you tell us what inspired this wonderful film . Wait a minute . You 're Danny Reyes . Yeah . Where did you grow up ? I went to Lockton High School . Lockton ? Zach , are you all right ? What 's the name of his film in this competition ? Judas Kiss . Indeed . Danny , why do n't you tell us what inspired you to tackle this controversial subject in the short form ? Your father . No , my ... My film is fictional . Some ... Somebody put you up to this . Mrs . Blossom ? Topher ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ last night ... Last night ? You ca n't be Danny Reyes . I am Danny Reyes . For quite a few reasons , that 's impossible . - Zach . - Mr . Wells ! Where are you going ? To find Mrs . Blossom . This is totally fucked up ! I think I need another poo . Stop ! What is going on here ? That ca n't be Danny Reyes . Of course it is . He was on our schedule . He was n't on mine . What is up with you and this kid ? We have to interview him , Zach . Just gim me a minute , okay ? Listen , I 'll go reschedule with Mrs . Blossom , and then we 'll go to coffee , okay ? Just wait for me here , okay ? Call Topher . Calling Topher . Topher , this better not be one of your little practical jokes . There 's a kid here claiming to be Danny Reyes . Danny Reyes , from Lockton . Ring any bells ? Oh , and I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you goddamn pimp ? I 'll call you back . You 're ... Welds , right ? You gave me directions . That 's why I 'm here . Gim me a cigarette . We need to talk . TimoDeschamps ' LikeitRoughplaying ? ? ? The sweaty taste ? ? Upon your lips ? ? My hands are moving ? ? Towards your hips ? ? About to show me ? ? Where this feeling ? ? Will take us ? ? This night will make us ? ? Am I too common ? ? For your love ? ? Too mainstream ? ? Not quite strong enough ? ? Maybe I 'm too naive or ? ? Tell me ? ? Do you like it rough ? ? And , cut ! That 'll be all for today . Great job , everybody . I have an interview . All right , that is a wrap for the day . Everybody , please check the board for your next call times . I 'm never having sex again . Are you still hung up on cute older dude from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I am so completely , totally , all-encompassingly fucked . You need to chill . And there 's no such word as " encompassingly . " Yeah , well , a new word is required for how much I just fucked my life . Spill . I slept with one of the judges . At the interview ? No ! Cute older dude , he ... Turned out to be one of the judges . Wow . You have the weirdest mojo ever . I hope I 'm not interrupting . No , no , you 're right on time . Okay , drama queen , focus . Let 's get this interview done , and then we 'll sort out your issues . Right . Right , sorry , Abs . Focus . Hi , I 'm Abbey Park . Chris Wachowsky . We 've got your chair set up right over here . Who 's your partner ? Slave driver , you mean . Uh , that 's Danny -- Danny Reyes . You made Judas Kiss . Yeah , that 's me . No one 's ever @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I guess . is there any chance that I could get a look at it before the screening this weekend ? Really ? You 'd , uh ... You 'd want to see it ? The entire film school is insanely jealous of you . We were all jealous of you when you won the film festival last year . Hello ? Remember ? Interview ? I 'm all set up here . Okay . [camera_rolling] Chris Wachowsky , winner of last year 's Keystone Film Festival , how has life changed since winning ? You got ta make things right with the kid . He 's who he says he is . I 'm sorry , sir , but you ca n't possibly know that . He 's Danny Reyes . - He ca n't be . - He is . I 'm Danny Reyes ! You 're Zachary Wells . Danny Reyes went to school here 1 5 years ago . That was me . What happened to him ? I ... He 's gone . Just like that ? You think changing your name added l.Q . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? You 're getting a second chance , " Zachary . " Okay , we 're done here . This is the key to your future . Change his past ... [vibration] Change your future . I 'll see you around . [camera_rolling] You know , most people have a follow-up question when I say I plan on bringing bloody films back into fashion . Right . So , what , are you gon na go down to L.A . and do the whole starving artist thing for a while ? Lame ! No one tries to become a starving artist , rasshol . How about asking a non-bullshit question ? Abbey you ca n't say -- Feent , bleep me out . Whatevs . Abbey -- Ask him a real fucking question , you mus . Feent . Are you afraid of the future ? Wow ... That is a real fucking question . Am I afraid of the future ? Yeah . Terrified . I mean , it 's the future . Who would n't be ? But it 's a fair fight . I know I have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I think we got what we need here . Abbey , could you , uh , take down that boom ? Slave driver ? Hey , what 's up ? What the hell are you doing in my studio ? No harm done . Danny , this is Shane . Shane Lyons . Oh ... Hi . I did n't realize you were still here . I 'm meeting my parents for coffee . The film festival is their big hoohah for the year , so I 'm at their beck and call all week . Who are your friends , C.W . ? Uh , Danny Reyes . This is Abbey ... Park . Danny Reyes and Abbey ... Park . Huh . Danny Reyes , you have a film at the film festival , right ? [pen_clicks] This is where my family 's insane film festival party will be tomorrow night ... And you 're coming . If I 'm forced to endure my parents ' stay on campus all week , I 'm entitled to bring extra guests . Yeah , party . Awesome , great . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . C.W . , you 're invited too , of course . Sure ... Thanks . How did you get in here ? Do n't you think we need to talk ? Feent . I blew the R.A . once . He owed me for not telling his girlfriend . Keystone University , where blowjobs are the key to my dorm room . Funny . I just want to talk to you about that whole interview thing . You see , I really need this scholarship . Why you more than anyone else ? My film . Let 's just say putting it in the festival is going to put me into a little bit of a financial bind . It cost a lot to make ? You could put it that way . [telephone_rings] [rings] Gon na get that ? [rings] Right . Hello . Hey , it 's me . Rebecca . You 're taking me to a cocktail party tonight . Do you ever just ask for anything ? If I do n't command you , you 'll just stay all day in that pathetic dorm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ avoid drinking . Okay , I 'll be straight with you . You 're my excuse for blowing off Ralph Garlington . Fine . Great . Pick me up in an hour . You know , you ca n't smoke in here . You gon na tell on me ? So , Danny ... Daniel Reyes Jr . ? Grew up in Lockton ? Uh-huh . Your dad , he teaches at the high school ? Yeah . And your mom ? What about her ? She died . Cancer , right ? What ? You trying to freak me out ? No , I 'm just trying to figure out how much of you is phony . Well , I 'm about as real as you are . Well , that 's not really saying much . Hey ! You 're Danny Reyes . Yeah . So did I pass your little test ? Are we gon na be okay for this interview tomorrow ? You do your part , and I 'll do mine . [jazz_playing] ? ? Table ! Not today , supermodel . Wow . Hollywood @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Hollywood just helped me dress better . So , Danny 's interview , tomorrow at 1 0:00 A.M . You 've seen his shorts , right ? Shorts ? Short films , pervert . How are we supposed to argue about it if you have n't even seen it ? We have to argue ? We certainly do . Unless you plan to work out this sexual tension some other way . Tension ? You 're bristling with sexual tension , Zachary Wells . Admit it : you 're hot for me . I ... I know , I know . Your life 's so complicated . Whatever . Go watch the kid 's damn film already . Go . Mrs . Blossom . Hey , Mrs . Blossom ! Wait up ! Look , I 'm really sorry about that whole interview thing , but you 've really got to help me understand what 's going on here . Understand ? You know that kid ca n't be Danny Reyes . You know he did n't make Judas Kiss . I made that film 1 5 years ago @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Reyes . You 're Zachary Wells . Danny Reyes is still here . Please tell me I am not going crazy . You 're not going crazy . Wait ! You want more ? Some answers . Danny Reyes always wants more . His cocksure attitude , his charm , his talent - they always get him what he wants . Stop giving him what he wants , Mr . Wells . Give him what he needs . I do n't know what that means . You were brought to Keystone to do a job . It 's the key to your future . Why does everybody keep saying that ? - Everybody ? - You , and that tour guide . That old man ... Stay away from him . He has his own work to do . Do your job , Mr . Wells . Interview the students , judge the films , make a difference . Good day . [breathing_hard] Fet . Hey , rasshol ! What happened to " Meet Me After Sundown " ? Abbey , I 'm sorry . Do n't go all Canadian @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're in my reality , but actually you 're in a parallel dimension ... Like Canada . Your ass , up here . You brought your camera ? Yeah . Thought I 'd get some practice shots . [coughs] So , how 'd it go with cute older dude ? Fine ... Weird . l - - l do n't know . is this multiple choice ? Okay , he said we 'd be fine for the interview tomorrow , but it 's - - it 's like ... Like what ? Like he knows me , Abs . Like he knows what we 've done . He ca n't possibly know . Get down here . You 're just letting guilt get to you . No one could know . Now , look at the pavilion . That is Emerald City , and you and I are Dorothy and her friend . Somehow your pretty-boy looks have gotten us invited to the festival 's hottest party , so we are having fun tonight . Understood ? Yes . Understood ? Yes , Dorothy . Now , come along , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ weary travelers . For you ... And little missy . I have a surprise for you . So you can relax and we can have fun later . [upbeat_dance_music] ? ? Hey , Chris . Hey . Nice camera . Old school . Bolex 551 XL . You know your cameras . is this the model with 36 F.P.S . and Aspheron wide-angle lens ? Yeah . Everyone is talking about your film . Yeah , well , that 's not always a good thing . Meaning ? I just totally fucked up my scholarship interview . Well , maybe I can put in a good word for you . C.W . , making time with our budding filmmaker ? Daniel , little Miss Abbey sorely misses your company , and she commanded I come fetch you , so come on . Yeah , sure . I am so screwed , Shane . Screwed , screwed , super-screwed . Do n't jump to conclusions . You just got under this guy 's skin . Well , that 's not the only thing I got under . I 've seen Judas @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me away . It 's gon na blow everyone away , no matter what that guy says . I can see to that . That 's ... awesome . Shane , your mom cut herself with the cheese knife thingy . Godver . C.W . , do me a favor ... Take him home , will you ? He 's a little , uh , wasted . You gon na be okay ? Home in one piece , C.W . Sure . He 's mine . Hey . Hey , camera dude ! Thanks . I wish I was inside your head . All right , let 's get you back to your dorm . Wait . Abbey . We , uh , need to get Abbey . We 'll get her on the way out . Excellent . Okay , let 's get you to bed . Okay . Alone . Bitch . Good morning , son . How 'd you get in here ? Your R.A . seemed real eager to let me surprise you . So guess what I got in the mail ? I have no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... and this . My invitation . Dad , can we , uh , talk about this later ? I have a scholarship interview to get to . We talked about this months ago , Danny . I pay for film school , and you are not to show that film . Dad , it 's fiction . It 's worse than fiction . It 's a lie . Look , Dad , I have a real chance at winning this . Not at my expense , you do n't . Not at your mother 's . Do n't bring her into this . Withdraw the film , son , or your little movie career is over . Dad , please . Aw , jeez . Take a shower . You stink . [door_opens_and_closes] Gim me a cigarette . I am not supposed to talk to you . So , do n't talk . Did that old windbag tell you to stay away from me ? Why would she tell me that ? Because you have a decision to make . Do n't let him win . Danny ? Do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 1 5 years ago . Judas Kiss won . You cheated . I did not . What 's the date on that ? [vibration] First draft . Senior year , high school . So what ? Playing dumb does n't really do it for you . Official rules say , " Original screenplay written while attending Keystone . " Who are you , huh ? Why do you care so much about my past ? His past is the key to your future . What on this campus is n't the key to my future ? That script proves Danny cheated with Abbey 's help . That 's how you keep him from winning . Winning was the worst thing that ever happened to you . I ca n't just walk into Blossom 's office with this . How would she know it 's real ? You do n't have to . Now I got ta win . He 's going cut me off if I keep Judas in the festival . Your dad 's really that much of a Rasshol ? Trust me . That 's him on a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're headed , C.W . Hey . You gon na go to Martinez ' party tonight ? Yeah , sure . Great . Then we 'll meet you there . And remember - - eyes forward . Come on . Only you and I know about the script . Look , I ca n't concentrate on this right now , okay ? I 'm serious . Get him out of your head . You know , you 're right ... I got ta get psyched about this interview . I love you , Abs . Oh ! Okay . Too much love in the room . Wish me luck , huh ? Luck , really . Zach , you ready for this ? Uh , yeah . Ready . is it all right if I come in ? Perfectly fine , Danny . I 'll start where we left off . Your film , Judas Kiss , tackles some pretty intense issues . Why such a controversial subject in the short form ? Well , sir , I kind of wanted Judas Kiss to be more of a ... great @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is a wonderful metaphor , Danny . Thank you , sir . Winning this competition could open a lot of doors for you , Danny . What do you plan to do with those opportunities ? Get rich . [Ralph_and_Rebecca_laugh] So , um , where do you see yourself , say , in 1 5 years from now ? Famous , I hope . I 'd work for it , obviously . Few more shorts before I graduate , then my first feature . Actually , I have an idea for it right now . It 's about love in a parallel universe where everyone 's turned around . Turned around ? Yeah , like an all-gay universe where straight people are the minority . Gay , right . Of course . is that a problem ? No , no . Not for me , it is n't . So , in 1 5 years ... Beach house in L.A . , penthouse in New York , maybe one or two movies a year . Fly to places like Italy or Spain . [chuckles] What 's so funny ? Nothing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ So ... What happens when everything does n't go according to your plan ? Well , I can work it . Judas Kiss proves what I can do . Yeah , but there 's lots of great films in this festival . What if it does n't win ? Or what if you hit massive writer 's block one day ? Excuse me ? What if you do n't become rich ? No fancy houses . You 're just a part-time waiter who shoots wedding videos on the weekends for some millionaire 's spoiled daughter ? Are you supposed to be asking me questions like this ? You should n't be afraid of questions , Danny . I 'm not afraid . All I 'm asking is , what happens when you do n't get what you want ? Look , I 'm just focusing on my goals right now . It sounds to me like you 're focusing more on the rewards . What if you do n't have what it takes ? Okay , great . Ralph , your turn . Um , Danny , let 's talk @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ light to heighten the dramatic tension between the father and the son . Whaddya say , boys ? Lunch ? Uh , you two go ahead . I 'll catch up after my cigarette . All right , see you at the cafeteria . [playing_softly] ? ? Mr . Wells . Call me Zach . We 've had sex , for Christ 's sake . So that 's what that was all about . All what ? That interrogation . Well , you survived it , did n't you ? So what do you want now ? ? ? Do you think I 'm gon na fail ? You have everything you need to get ahead ... Smarts , charm , looks . Everything , huh ? You know , I ca n't stop thinking about you . I feel like you really see me . Why ca n't you just rely on talent , on hard work ? Look , I 'm not stupid . I know it 's all about who you know . You think you 're always gon na be able to get ahead by breaking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when you run into a player who 's just using you ? Do you sell him your dreams ? We still talking about me ? Who are you anyway ? You know , nobody here knows you . So who 'd you sleep with to get this gig ? I 'm just the guy ... who can torpedo your shot at stardom . No . See , I 'm gon na count on the audience for Judas Kiss tomorrow night , and the other two votes on that panel . The kid cheated . I know . Make things right . Where 's my dad staying ? College Inn . Hey . Hey . You got my note . Here , come with me . Why all stealth mode ? I thought we kinda made a connection the other night . Me too . Shane really likes you . is that why we 're doing this out here in the middle of the forest ? Shane is like the Emperor of Keystone . Look , Shane is amazing and hot . But you ... You know about Aspheron lenses . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ should be careful . **31;1737;TOOLONG Shane ... I promised I 'd go to dinner with him tonight . Do n't piss off Shane . You 're really scared of Shane , are n't you ? Okay . You going to the party at Martinez ' later tonight ? You ? Uh-huh . Okay . Go , go ... You 're killin ' me . I 'll find you . I am so dead . Dude , we 're in public . Why should we care about them ? Does n't it bother you that you terrify people ? Do I terrify you ? Look , I 'm serious . What 's that all about ? I do n't live afraid ... Of them ... Of anyone . ? A thousand urgent voices ? ? Shout their own refrain ? ? ? ? But you are the whisper ? ? That will light ... ? Feels really nice . What 's got your shoulders so tense ? The festival ? You know , Judas Kiss ca n't help but win something . It 's not just that . It 's my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm out on my ass . I thought you totally charmed up that judge . Yeah , well , I 'm not sure how well l did that . Maybe you could use a tutorial . Make him see how big a difference he could make in a young filmmaker 's life . ? So incomplete ? ? And as I 'm raking through ? ? The embers of this game ? ? A thousand urgent voices ? ? Shout their own refrain ? ? But you are the whisper ? ? That will light ? ? This phoenix flame ? ? Your love will let me ? ? Breathe again ? Hey . Move in with me next semester . **25;1770;TOOLONG ? ? No matter what happens with your dad , with ... with the film festival , we 'd be set . Say yes . Y-yes ... Of course . Okay . You should get a move on . This is your big day . ? ? ? Foolishly ? ? We all run blind ? ? Across the earth ? ? So I sit here ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? Where I will be going ? ? I am not the one ? ? Not the one ? ? ? ? We 're all looking ? ? For immediate salvation ? ? Unconditional love ? ? At a price we ca n't afford ? ( Both ) We need to talk . Jeez , ambush much ? Feent . But one at a time . You first . Since when do you care who I sleep with ? Shane stares at you like you 're his property . He likes me ... He wants me . He can help me , Abs . I do n't have a problem with that . You 're his flavor of the month . He only cares about you because of Judas Kiss and the festival . He wants me to move in with him . You had to be high to sleep with him . God , stalker much ? You 're jealous of Shane . is that what this is all about ? You and me ? Do n't flatter yourself . Would he be so into you if he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the festival ? Shh ! Chris is right outside . Yeah , and what about Chris ? He really likes you . That 's between me and Chris . You want me to butt out ? Butt out . Feent . Abbey , come on . Sleep with whomever you want , but be your own man , you mus . She 's your biggest fan . Not anymore . So make it up to her . I did n't do anything to her . Look , before Judas Kiss and this festival , nobody at this school knew I existed . I was just the new weird kid making a movie with his fag hag . So I heard . This is a competitive place . Yeah , and I 'm just trying to keep up . By shacking up with Shane ? How did you know that ? You think you 're Shane 's first bitch ? Last year . The way he calls me C.W . , I swear , he made me hate my own name . He promised me everything , anything I wanted . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ films were too weird , too bloody . Too bloody weird . So when do you meet them ? Today ... At the luncheon . Come here . You think I 'm scared of Shane ? Nothing compares to how scared he is of his parents . Think about what you 're doing . I do n't have a choice ... Look , I told you about my dad . I need Shane 's help . Those pills he 's been feeding you ... they helping ? My dad 's cutting me loose , one of the judges is out to get me . I could lose everything . I need a place to stay , a job , money . Shane can get me all those things . So you and me ... we 're off the table . Well , maybe we could , uh ... Look . Whatever you 've done to get here , I 'll stand by you . I 'll be your friend . But so long as you 're with Shane , there can never be an us . [door_opens_and_closes] [fork_clinking_on_glass] I 'd @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and Annabelle Lyons , Hollywood 's most generous financiers . [applause] And a heartfelt appreciation to the judges of our student competition : cinematographer Ralph Garlington , screenwriter Rebecca Lynn , and , uh ... Keystone alumnus Zachary Wells . [applause] Screening of the top five student films begins at 7:00 in the Lyons Theater . Please , enjoy your dessert . [door_opens] Reassuring to observe your attention to hygiene , Mr . Wells . I know that what you 've decided today about Danny 's future changes everything for you . Why am I so important ? Did you even look around as you announced my name out there ? No one knew me . I know . You actually remember me ? Faces and films . Frankly , with you , it was more about the film , the one that got you into this competition . Your face was pretty , but your Judas Kiss was horrifying . I 've never been able to get it out of my mind . Well , it was n't a horror film . You ca n't take a compliment , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Would you like my critique ? Yes . No . How did you even know what I decided to do ? This is the key to your future . Feent . **31;1797;TOOLONG Bitter ? Would you stop sneaking up on me ? This roller coaster ride 's almost over . You just need to take the last loop . I know what I have to do : ruin a kid 's career , my career . You already did that . Go . Go make his life different than yours . [movie_playing_indistinctly] Are you okay ? Yeah . Fine . This is a really good movie . Yeah . ls n't it ? I mean , Judas Kiss is ... I need to get some fresh air . You want me to come with ? I 'm fine . Damn it , damn it , damn it , damn it , damn it , damn it . Hey . You all right ? No ... Thanks to you . That film playing in there right now , it 's better than mine . I 'm gon na lose this thing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you wanted . You know that , huh ? Yeah , I do . You know , I was n't bullshitting when I said I felt a connection with you . I ca n't get you out of my head . Believe me , I want to . Zachary Wells is n't my real name . Yeah , duh . You know ? You kept telling everyone , " Please , call me Zach , " like not even you believed it . So who are you ? My real name is Daniel . Like me ? Daniel Reyes Jr . [vibration] Come on , stop joking around . I went to Lockton High School . My mom had cancer twice . She died my junior year . My dad 's a controlling son of a bitch . He cheated on my mom all through her last year of life . My dad fucked my drama teacher . My dad fucked -- What the fuck , shut up ! Who are you ? Look at me ... Who am I ? Who are you ? [mouths_word] What just happened ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ now , huh ? What happens when I go back to my life and you go back to the year 3000 or whatever ? Does any of this actually count ? I think it 's a chance for you to not make the same mistakes that I did . Do n't move in with Shane . How did you know about that ? He 's only gon na try and control you like Dad did . Worse , even . Look , I have nowhere else to go . You do n't know how many times you 're gon na sell little pieces of yourself to people like Shane . Your dreams are n't worth that . God , you never fucking stop , do you ? Hey , look at me ! Look at me , Danny . I make cheap-ass wedding videos . I go from shitty job to shittier job . I ca n't keep a stable relationship . I 'm a seven who gets rejected by nines . I do n't even know what that means , okay ? It 's too late for me to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with your life . Jesus , look , I am not you ! Please , just help me . You 're a fucking quitter . I 'm not ! I 'll do what it takes to get what I want ! Hollywood is never gon na happen . Chris , the guy you gave up for the safety of being Emperor Shane 's bitch , is gon na leave you in the dust and become Keystone 's best-known film graduate . You 've already driven Abbey away . Shut up . This is our chance . I do n't know why it 's happening . Maybe it 's God . I do n't know . But we have a chance to make our life better . You had your life ... and it 's gone . So any mistakes I make , they 're gon na be mine . Mine ! I know you cheated making Judas Kiss . [grunts] Look , you hate your life so much , then just kill yourself , you fucking mus . Leave mine alone . Dude , everyone 's looking for you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wait until I could confirm the allegation . The Judas Kiss screenplay was written before Mr . Reyes ' matriculation at Keystone . [gasps_and_murmurs] [groans] Rough night ? Rough life . I used to come up here myself when I was upset about something , which was often back in the day . Drama , drama , drama . Not that I 'm ungrateful , but what are you doing here ? Walking down memory lane , and I tripped over you . [chuckles] Looks like you tripped over someone yourself . Just a little disagreement with myself . I hope you knocked some sense into yourself . And then some . I 'm a mean son of a bitch . Cigarette ? I 've decided to quit . Well , you 're a better man than me . I 've learned to take a punch better than you . I want to roll back this roller coaster that you 've put me on . Roller coasters only go forward . You know , I 've figured out who you are . " Welds . " That 's just a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cheap to replace it . You still go by Zachary ? No one could ever get used to calling me that . Yeah , tell me about it . Well , no offense , old man , but after tonight , I 'm definitely not gon na let myself turn into you . I 'm sorry , Mr . Reyes . We 'll have to move on to the next film . [audience_murmuring] Hold on , Mrs . Blossom . Ms . Lynn ? I wo n't argue with your rules , but I 've seen Danny 's film . So what if it 's no longer eligible ? The film 's already in the projector , and the audience is here . It deserves to be seen . I agree . I do too . Me too . What 's it gon na be , Mrs . B . ? Roll the film . [applause] Hey , uh ... I 'm kinda freaking out . Mind if I just hang back here for a minute ? Uh ... Yeah , sure . Where the hell have you been ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are you taking me ? Just come on . Eat your dinner . I 'm not hungry . You have to eat . - But I 'm not hungry . - Eat ! You had to let them show that piece of shit ? You . Only you could 've told Mrs . Blossom . Get off me ! I asked you . Do n't I mean anything to you ? [bottle_breaks] You have n't meant anything to me since you let Mom die in pain . I 'm not one of your super-villains in your comic books , son . I do n't have that kind of power . You betrayed her . Your mom was n't the only one in pain , Danny . Yeah , then what about me , Dad ? Huh ? I was there for you . I 've been there for you forever . With you , always , since I was a kid . Back then was different , for you and me both . Your mom 's first cancer ... Whatever happened to " Everything I do , I do because @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Daddy ? Are you okay , Daddy ? Daddy ? Daddy ! Wake up ! You know , I lied for you ... Told Mom you had to work late after school . I thought I was just keeping your secrets , like always . But you actually had a new one , did n't you ? One you kept from me . Daddy , you 're bleeding ! No . No , no . No , Jude . [grunting] You 'll help your old dad . Yes , Daddy . Whatever you say . And you know everything I do is because I love you , right ? Yes , Daddy . Mom cried all the time , and you were n't there ! But , you know , I was okay ... ' cause I thought that everything Dad did was because he loves me ... wants me . l - - l did n't want to lie to you . You do n't have to speak to lie , Dad . We all have things we do n't say . You 're no different , Danny . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Then why do n't you take me down , Daddy , just like always ? I 'm done with you ! Do whatever you want ... Away from me . Dad . Leave . [boy_crying] [applause] What happened to you ? Difference of opinion . This is certainly our most unorthodox screening . Though Judas Kiss is no longer eligible to win , I do want to recognize the efforts of its director . Ladies and gentlemen , Daniel Reyes Jr . [applause] Thank you for watching my film . I know what I did was wrong , but ... I guess I just wanted everyone to know . [applause] Thanks . Now , let 's proceed to tonight 's awards . So this was all about you ? C.W . , little missy . Well , you managed to pull it off , Danny . You lose and you still win . Thanks . Well , you could 've thought to thank your producer . You were n't gon na say anything . I 'm sorry , I just could n't help it . Jeez , Abs , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ celebration . Well , um , why do n't you two join us ? He owns you now . Do n't drag us into it . Hey , come along with us , C.W . Do n't let him fuck up . Do n't fuck up . Let 's go , come on . You know , you 're not supposed to be smokin ' in here . Mmm . Well , I 've been thinking about quitting . Maybe you 're not such a mus after all . I do n't know . I do n't think I can take a punch . You remember , before Mom 's first cancer , back when Dad was happy ? We used to go camping all the time . I used to think I could just reach up and touch that moon . [owl_hoots] We do n't get along too well , do we ? No . I 'm scared . You know , I 'm coming around to the notion that roller coasters might be able to run in reverse . What the hell are you talking about ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - - change things , patch things that we fucked up , maybe even afford the luxury of a dream or two . Are you ever gon na make sense , dude ? One day ... dude . I certainly hope that was n't a Judas Kiss . You and I have had one too many betrayals . You know , I 'm never gon na forget you . Yes , you will . So , time dude . Do we ever fall in love ? I think you know enough about the future already . Come on . Just give me a hint . He 's ... into bloody films . Bloody films and Bolex cameras ? So , what ? We live happily ever after ? No . No ? You wo n't be able to get rid of him , and you 'll spend the next 1 5 years waiting for him to return your phone calls . Now ... Get outta here . Key to the future . [Brian_Lam's_Crash] ? ? ? Lost and in between ? ? The way you thought it was ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Bitch . Christopher Wachowsky ... How was Spain ? Bloody crazy , dude . Between that and all the time zones , I could n't return your calls . I 'm so sorry . I ai n't mad at you . How could you be ? You love me , Danny . Only a little . So explain your weird-ass messages , because I had nothing to do with you sleeping with yourself as a kid . Let 's just say I was recently inspired . We need to try something unexpected . ? Listen now Listen now ? ? lf you want another chance ? ? You 'll take it now ? ? Oh , oh ? ? When you crash ? ? Crash , crash ? ? lf it goes down tonight ? ? lt 's the messes ? ? That you make ? ? The hearts ? ? That you will break ? ? When you crash ? ? Crash , crash ? ? Oh , do n't go another day ? ? lt 's time to walk away ? ? When you crash ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? Crash , crash ? ? One step forward ? ? Three steps back ? ? The rain is comin ' ? ? Fallin ' fast ? ? Do n't give in to misery ? ? When happiness ? ? Can set you free ? ? One step forward ? ? Three steps back ? ? The rain is comin ' ? ? Fallin ' fast ? ? Do n't give in to misery ? ? When happiness ? ? Can set you free ? ? ? You manipulative son of a bitch ! You were behind all of this . [Brian_Lam's_lf_l_Fall] ? ? ? A thousand ways A thousand words ? ? Still nothin ' to say ? ? A thousand ways A thousand words ? ? Still nothin ' to say ? ? With every day ? ? And every night ? ? Shadows shift ? ? They take flight ? ? With every day ? ? And every night ? ? Shadows shift ? ? lf l fall lf l fall ? ? lf l fall again ? ? Will you be ? ? Here with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? Many times ? ? I 've tried so hard ? ? But it 's never enough ? ? Many times ? ? I 've tried so hard ? ? But it 's never enough ? ? A siren blares ? ? But no one cares ? ? They just look ? ? They just stare ? ? A siren blares ? ? And no one cares ? ? They just look ? ? lf l fall lf l fall ? ? lf l fall again ? ? Will you be ? ? Here with me ? ? lf l fall again ? ? ? Bruises and scars ? ? They go so far ? ? But I want to know ? ? Bruises and scars ? ? They go so far ? ? But I want to know ? ? lf l fall lf l fall ? ? lf l fall again ? ? Will you be ? ? Here with me ? ? lf l fall again ? ? ? lf l fall again ? ? ? A thousand ways A thousand words ? ? Still nothin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ words ? ? Still nothin ' ? To say .

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Then there 's the second way of getting into a pool . - Aah ! - You jump . That 's me , Mary Katherine Gallagher . It 's nice to meet you . Okay . Now , they say that God works in mysterious ways . And in my case , very mysterious . Anyway , this is my story , and you should pay attention ' cause it 's starting right now . - Are you all right ? - Yeah , I 'm fine . Your birthmark looks like shit . - So , you 're okay ? - Yeah . Lifeguard ! Aah ! I grew up in a little town called Besamee Heights . It 's this really friendly place where everyone likes to say " hi . " Hi there . I grew up in what people called the ugliest house ... with the ugliest lawn and the ugliest dog @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when I was a baby , so my grandmother took care of me . And my grandmother was in an accident too . Actually , most of my family had gotten hurt at some point . We 're sort of accident-prone . I 'm off . Now , my grandmother used to always say that when I grow up , I should become a business woman . But I did n't really think about business , mostly because I could n't stop thinking about the one thing ... that I wanted more than anything in the world . A kiss . A big Hollywood fireworks type of kiss . So each night before I went to bed , I would pray for God to help me . And please , God , send me someone to make out with ... and tongue kiss like this . Then one day while me and my grandmother ... were watching some old movie , it hit me . There was only one way I 'd ever get what I wanted . I would have to become exactly like those people I saw ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to become-- A superstar . Ooh , ah . This is St . Monica 's . It was the first place I really thought I had a chance ... of making my dream come true . Superstar ! - Amen . - Shh . Sorry . So I tried out for every star-making activity that St . Monica 's offered . - Higher . Higher . - Like ballet . Ooh ! And my gymnastics tryout did n't go very well either . Whoa ! Evian Graham , the most beautiful , most popular , most bulimic girl at St . Monica 's . Summer , Autumn , I need your help . - Yes , Evian ? - Yes , Evian ? We could either organize a walkathon to fight multiple sclerosis ... or a bike-a-thon to fight polio . - What 'll it be ? Hmm ? - Hmm . All the boys liked her . I think because she had a nice body . What are you looking at , boobsweat ? - Nothing . - It 's called a bra , Mary . But do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You hurt my titty . I 'm sorry . You had a little spot there on your brassiere , and I was just trying to ... wipe it off . I 'm sorry . I got this after-schooljob at Kip 's Video Warehouse ... as the rewind girl ... so that I could study as many superstars as possible . I thought the more movies I watched , the more they 'd rub off on me , and people said that they did . Especially movies like Carrie , starring Academy Award-winner Sissy Spacek . What are you doing ? I 'm using my telekinesis to kill the girl ... who threw pig 's blood on me at the prom . Okay . Kip also had those made-for- television movies which I love . Father , forgive me for I have sinned . It has been two days since my last confession . Go ahead . Tell me your sins , my child . Father , my sins would best be expressed ... in a monologue from the made-for-TV movie Sybil , starring Sally Field as a woman with multiple @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ look at you . My pretty little girl , sitting there with her face all painted up and a little halter top . You 're nothing but a little slut . Do n't call me that . I 'm a Puerto Rican lady , senor . We all know you 're a slut , Sybil Anne Dorsett . We know you 're a little slut . No , I 'm not ! I 'm not a slut ! I 'm not a slut ! I 'm not a slut ! I 'm not a slut ! I 'm not a slut ! I ai n't no slut ! Sorry . Sorry . No big deal . The more I kept trying to become a superstar , the less they thought I was one . In fact , they had all these other names for me . Hey , lesbo . - Dogface . - Panty stain . - And they also called me-- Skid mark . - Nipple hair . - Lame . - Loser . - Did I say lesbo ? Are you aware that I am rubber and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me bounces off of me and sticks to you ? So put that in your back pocket . Okay . And then I saw the one who I wanted to kiss . Sam , what 's up ? Hey , Greg . - Dig the sneaks . - Thanks . Debbie , shaved your legs . - Hey , Tom , sorry your dad 's dead . - It was him . Sky Corrigan . The best guy dancer in the school . " Do n't Do n't stop it " - I call this one The Pepper Mill . - " Do n't stop , do n't stop it " Enjoy . " Do n't , do n't , do n't Do n't stop it " Uh-oh . Is that the prettiest girl in all of St . Monica 's ? All signs point to " yes . " I bet you put that cherry lip gloss on just for me . - Shut up . - You shut up . - No , you shut up . - Make me shut up . Okay . I like sugar @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time on our date last night . Did you ? I wore this kiwi lime lip gloss just for you . You like it ? Huh ? You like kiwi ? Shut up . You shut up . ' Cause you 're sexy . Shh . Shh . I 'm gon na spank you . You wan na be spanked ? Huh ? You want me to spank your booty ? I 'll spank it . I 'll spank it . I 'll spank you . Shh , shh , shh , shh . Oh , God . Oh , my body . Sorry . Sorry . I was-I was just - I was just doing my part to save the rain forest . Sorry . Mary , you 're a special girl , so special that we 're going to put you in special ed . What are you doing with your hands ? Sometimes when I get nervous , I stick my fingers under my arms ... and I smell them like that . The universe . How does it work ? The Earth circles around the sun @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ name is ... - Helen Lewengrub . Is that all you got ? She was center for the girl 's basketball team . She was a lean , mean fighting machine . Do you have a best friend ? You wan na be my best friend ? Maybe . I have to be really honest with you . Your intense energy is making me feel a little bit bombarded . Sorry . Totally . When I call your name , just say " here , " hmm ? Hmm ? Hmm ? - Howard Feinstein ? Hmm ? - Yo ! Present . Howard thinks all the girls in school wan na sleep with him . And the boys too . You wan na quit looking at me , fruity . I do n't play butt darts , okay ? I love the ladies . - Owen Flanagan ? - Here . Here . Here . Here . Here . Owen has obsessive-compulsive disorder . He says everything , like , five times . - Maria Ganitisis ? - Here . But , uh , the devil speaks for me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Here . But I do n't know where here is , man , ' cause I 'm so wasted , man . Thomas , stop pretending that you 're high on drugs . It is a sin to even pretend that you're- you're- you 're baked . He 's too scared to actually take drugs . - Drugs are bad . - Eric Slater ? Hmm ? Retards ! Would you please go back to your own class ? Please . Go ! Mr . Slater , I presume . Hmm ? How come he 's not answering ? Slater just transferred here from public school . He 's crazy . They say he chopped up his parents . And now he never talks . Let 's try it again . Eric Slater ? Hmm ? Yes , well , moving on . Hey , new friend . Did you see that sign they 're putting up ? " Catholic Teenager Magazine presents ... " the Let 's Fight Venereal Disease Talent Contest . " Winner gets a free trip to Hollywood-And a chance to be an extra ... in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ God . Miss Gallagher ! Miss Gallagher , so how does it feel to be an extra ... in a movie with positive moral values ? - It feels okay . - Miss Gallagher . How does it feel to have everyone wan na kiss you ... that particular way you wan na be kissed ? Miss Gallagher , howdoes it feel to be a superstar ? This was my chance . If I could win the talent contest , Sky 's lips would definitely be mine . Hey , everybody . I dreamt of this new dance move last night . I call this The Fax Machine . Oh ! I wish I could dance with Sky Corrigan . Sky 's definitely the Swayziest , but he 's gon na dance with Evian . Exactly ! You did it perfectly . You 're so good . What do you think Slater would do in the talent show ? Maybe he 'll murder some people ... and make a flesh coat by sewing their skin hides together . I 'm sorry . I was rewinding Silence of the Lambs at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Merely to be young " On such a night As this Is n't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this Sweet Singing in the moonlight Introductions are important . When introducing oneself , first make eye contact . With a confident smile , say , " Hi . I'm- " - Mary Katherine Gallagher . - Not bad . Try again . Hi . I 'm Mary Katherine Gallagher . - And where is your hand ? - Right here . In a new friend 's hand , that 's where . So , I was-I was saying that I was thinking of entering the talent contest . The talent contest ? No , no ! You have to study business . - But-- No buts ! And forgive those who trespass against us . Please , God , convince my grandmother to let me be in the talent show ... so that I can get kissed , maybe by Sky Corrigan . Superstar ! The Body of Christ . - The Body of Christ . - Amen . - The Body of Christ . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so glum ? My grandmother wo n't let me audition for the talent show . The only boy willing to go near me is Howard . Mmm . Just , like , audition anyway and do n't tell her . Really ? You think so ? That 's it . You 're feeling sad . - So you know what it 's time for ? - What ? Supermodel documentary hour . Shall I look straight here ? I was just walking down the street one day , and a man come up to me and he said , " Would you like to be a supermodel ? " I said , " Oui , " and the next day I 'm on the cover of Vogue . Christy Turlington and Naomi Campbell ... are two of my very best friends . When we get together , it is , like , total , total and utter insanity . Insanity ! It 's like three of the most gorgeous girls raising hell . Problem , ladies ? Sorry , Father Ritley . Sorry . Sorry , everybody . Sorry . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You 're cool ? - You scared me . Yeah , I 'm okay . Your boss sent me back here to find a movie . Hey , do n't you go to my school ? Yes , I do . Listen , I 'm looking for a made-for-TV movie from the ' 70s ... starring John Travolta , The Boy in the Plastic Bubble ? That 's my 19th favorite made-for-TV movie of all time . - That 's my 19th also . - Wow . Yeah . " All around me . Plastic . " - " A bubble for me- " - " To be- " " Germ free . You- " - " And me . " - " And me . " Sky , forget that stupid old movie . I 'm getting Flubber again . Okay , Evian . Hey , nice meeting you . Mary Katherine Gallagher . Mary Katherine Gallagher . - Sky . - Sky . - Be kind . Rewind . - Okay . That 's funny . Evian ? - Mary , rewind this . - Oh , sure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to watch that movie all the time . See ya . Bye . Listen , I 'll be back later to help you get inside , okay ? Is he the one you 're going with ? Who says I 'm going with anybody ? Todd , put your face up against the plastic . - What for ? - I did what you wanted me to do . Now do it . Do it . Do it . Hey , Mare . What you doing ? Well , I was just doing the robot . It 's something that I was thinking about doing for the talent show . Hi , Mary . I like to do all I can to help the challenged . So a word ofadvice . I would n't say " Superstar " anymore ... because some people might say that you super-suck . Go suck your boyfriend 's ding-a-ling . - Go shave your mustache , Helen . - Or should we say Geraldo ? Got ta go jog for glaucoma . Bye . Evian , you 're a superass ! Evian does have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's okay . Hey , Mare . - You want half of my Sloppy Joseph ? - No , thanks . It 's time to feed the retards ! - Hey , cut it out ! - Wan na make something out of this ? Maybe you want some of my salad all over your face ! Aah ! Helen , have you ever kissed a boy before ? Owen kissed me five times on the cheek once . - Really ? - Hey , Owen . Hi . Hi . Hi . Hi . Hi . - I do n't mean on the cheek . - Okay , who do you wan na kiss ? Todd , peanut butter and jelly . Classic . - Vivica , low-fat salad . - Sky Corrigan . But , Mare , Sky 's taken . - You should kiss Howard . - Ugh . He likes you . Oh , yeah . Yeah . Mr . Feinstein , Pope-a-licious . I love it . Hey , Mary . I saw you outside doing that robot thing . You have some nice moves @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ moves . You have some nice moves . Nice moves . Mooooves . May I have ... this dance ? " Everybody dance now " " Everybody dance now " - Whoo ! - " Everybody dance now " " Left to right " " Work me all night " " Come on , let 's sweat " " Baby " " Let the music take control " " Let the rhythm move you " " Sweat " Father , Son and Holy Ghost ! " Let the rhythm move you " Yeah ! Fame ! " Everybody dance now " Mary . What are you doing ? Sometimes I-I get low blood sugar and it- it makes me a little bit shaky . Sorry . Sorry . How is the , um , talent competition coming ? Quite well . I do n't want to point the finger of blame , but ... who broke the good toaster ? These are my breasts . Oh , God . They 're so big . I just need a big bra to strap ' em back and support them ... because @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and strapped in for support . They 're my big boobs . This one is bigger than this one , ' cause this is a mommy and that 's a baby . And this one is very nice to this one , and they hold hands ' cause they 're friends . And forgive those who trespass against us . Amen . Good night , Mom . Good night , Dad . Good night , candle . Good night , God . Good night , Mary . - Oh , my God ! - Oh , my me ! - How are you ? - It 's going okay . - Are you the Lord ? - Well , to you I am . See , technically , you 're like in this REM sleep state , and I 'm a mixture of your mind 's images of God , some past authority figures , Sky , and your dad . Basically , your subconscious came up with me to help you deal , dig ? Yeah . Uh , you want a glass of water ? No , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Is this your stereo ? - Yep . - CD player , huh ? - Yep . We do n't have these . Spirit in the sky , in the- That song 's about me . Mary , I know your soul is troubled . And I 'm here to guide you . Okay . My child , during this time of great adversity , I want you to do one thing : Get jiggy with it . - What ? - You know . Get jiggy with it . Na , na , na , na , na , na Na-na , na-na , na na , na , na Ow ! I 'm - I 'm very sorry , but I - I do n't know exactly what the word " jiggy " means . The point is , I work in mysterious ways . I mean , out there . Listen to your heart . Do whatever it tells you ... and go with the godly flow . Okay . - Oh , and most important , - Yeah ? when you wake up in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na-na , na , na " Na-na , na-na , na na , na , na , na Good afternoon , ladies . You 're all looking quite lovely this afternoon . What do you want ? She probably wants to try out for the squad . I was actually wondering if any of you would be kind enough ... to show me the sign-up sheet for the auditions . Oh , right . She 's a superstar . As president ofthe Catholic Cheerleaders Against VD Foundation , I ca n't let you sign up for the audition . But I wan na sign up for the auditions . Mary , fighting VD is n't a joke . It 's a very serious disease . Besides , Sky and me are gon na win anyway . Hey , guys , I got a new cheer . - Evian ? - John the Baptist lost his head Evian ! I 'm really sorry that I pushed you . It was an accident . I just really wan na sign up for the auditions . Well , I 'm really sorry that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a hymenally-challenged dog ... sign up for the audition . - Ooh ! - Well , you know what ? You 're a very mean girl , and you 're gon na go to hell for saying that . You 're a really pushy girl , and I might just wan na kick your ass . Yeah ? Well , I just might wan na kickyour ass ! Well , come on , Super Sucks . If I was Sissy Spacek in the movie Carrie , I would use my telekinesis to kill you . You know what , Mary ? - Not yet . - Sorry . Mary , you know why your parents died ? Because you 're such an embarrassment , they could n't bear to live anymore . You know what , Evian ? You should be really embarrassed ... because your parents named you after bottled water . Hey , is there a problem here ? My titties ! - Yaah ! - Hey ! - Yaah ! - Aah . Karate kick . - I rewound those Jackie Chan movies . - Nevertheless . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ school , any student , including Mary , is allowed to make a fool of herself at the auditions . I 'm suspending you for the rest of the day . - But , Father Ritley-- Evian . Father Ritley , the person you wanted to see is on her way . Ah , well , send her in when she gets here . - You are so dead . - Go drink a bottle of yourself . Mmmmmm ! Aah ! Evian , Mary , stop that . Mary ! Stop it ! Ah ! Evian , you 're dismissed . I hate you . " Go drink a bottle of yourself " ? Miss Gallagher-Miss Gallagher , what 's that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen ? I told her to move her big , white butt ... or I would coldcock her honky ass . To Sister Eileen ? Why would you say such a thing ? The video store where I work got Spike Lee movies . Ah , yes . You 're the - You 're the rewind girl at Kip 's Video . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that your life 's a movie . We rewind it . It ends . You 're dead . How was it ? My feelings would best be expressed in a monologue ... from the made-for-TV movie Portrait of a Teenage Centerold , starring Miss Lori Singer from Footloose . Ifyou must . It excites me , Daddy . Do n't you see ? I like it when the men look at me . You try to keep me trapped here in this small town ... like a little animal . But I am busting ' out , Daddy . I 'm gon na see the world , and the world is gon na see me . They 're gon na see all of me , Daddy . - All of me ! - Mary-- Mary , stop that ! Stop that now ! - Look ! Look ! What are you doing with my grandchild ? Nothing ! We were-Mrs . Gallagher , I called you here today to discuss your granddaughter 's problem . Now , upon reflection , I think a combination of prayer and Ritalin ... could @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mary has no problem . My granddaughter is a star . - What ? - Look at that face . She looks like a young Elizabeth Taylor . You may call her hyperactive . But if the Good Lord gave her excess energy , then , by God , no one 's taking it from her . If you do n't appreciate that , maybe the problem is not my granddaughter . Maybe the problem is this school . - I 'm taking her home . - Mrs . Gallagher ! Good day to you , sir . Mary ! Mrs . Gallagher , listen to reason . Ay ! I could n't believe my grandmother told Father Ritley I was a star . She 'd never said that before . She 'd also never run over a priest before . Sorry . I ca n't believe he suspended you . It so was n't your fault . - Thank you . I know . - Mary started the whole thing . Thank you . I know . Hold on a second . I 've been through a trauma and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ letting her audition . That is the last time I try to help someone . She is so going to regret this . I got ta go . That 's probably Sky . - Bye , Evian . - Hi , Sky . Do you miss me as much as I miss you so much ? Evian , I saw what you did to Mary today . Not too ladylike . I think we need to talk . - Is something wrong ? - Look , I ca n't talk right now . - But you just called me . - Look , I 'll talk to you tomorrow . Meet me at the gym . Bye . Hmm . ... throughout the New England area . They 've been hit hard this winter , but the South remains warm . Grandma , why did you tell Father Ritley that I was a star ? I was just talking . Because that's- that 's what I wan na be . - I really want to audition . - You want to be a businesswoman . That 's what you want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've ever wanted . This is everything I 've ever hoped for . I just want my life to begin . Dreams can come true , you know . And when Johnny comes back from the war , we can start a family ... and begin our life together on the farm . Mary ! Could I please , please , please , please audition ? - No . - Please ? No . You 're horrible ! You 're horrible ! You 're horrible ! You 're horrible ! Horrible ! - Mary . - Leave me alone ! I did n't want to do this . But it 's time I told you how your parents died . What does that have to do with the talent contest ? Everything . I thought you said that Mom and Dad were savagely ripped apart ... and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks . I just told you that to make you feel better . What I 'm about to tell you now is the truth , so help me God . Seventeen years ago , your parents entered @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , stepdancing like in Riverdance ? That 's nothing to what your parents could do . My mother taught it to me . I taught it to your mom . But so help me , Mary , you will never stepdance ... as long as I walk this- wheel around the earth . The year you were born , the stepdancing competition was fierce . A couple named O'Shea ... looked like they 'd be the first to beat your mom and dad . But your mother was determined to keep her title , no matter what it took . It began well enough . Your parents ate up that stage . Just when it looked as though your parents would be triumphant again , the unthinkable happened . Fat Teddy McGinty 's belly struck the record player , accidentally turning up the speed . The dancers began stepping quicker and quicker , trying to keep up . And that 's when your mother fell . And she took your dad down with her . And before the dancers could stop themselves , they stomped your parents to death . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but when you 're a businesswoman , you 'll be sitting behind a desk all day , safe . Rotate ! Oh , is that all you got ? Come on ! - Sky and Evian are breaking up . - Oh , my God ! Sky and Evian are gon na break up . Sky 's gon na break up with Evian . Come on ! Here he comes . Hi , Sky . What did you wan na talk to me about ? I think it would work for me if we broke up . I - I-I do n't understand . This is such a shock . What 's wrong ? Now you 're giving me attitude . Just tell me what I did wrong . Listen , we talked about this last night ... till I was blue in the face . We 're just growing in different directions . I mean , you 're this way and I 'm - I 'm that way . You 're here . I 'm there . And there 's no one right in here . So it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - You 're telling me that it 's over . - I guess so . Hey , Bartholomew , nice name . Just breathe . - Poor Evian . - Lucky you . Sky 's a single slice of beefcake now . And he 's on the rebound . It 's , like , so obvious that you two are gon na hook up . You really think so ? Remember , he said you have nice moves . That means he was looking at your body , which means he thinks you 're doable . So basically , he asked you to sleep with him . My goodness . This relationship is moving too fast . Go talk to him before somebody else dates him . - Go . Go . Go . - I do n't know . Go ! Excuse me . - Hey , Mary . - Hey , what 's up ? What 's up ? Um , Sky , I know ... that you have n't been s-single for a long time ... or anything like that , but I was wondering ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , no ! - Sorry . - It 's gon na be okay . Now you have to audition for the show . ' Cause that way Sky could see how talented you are , and he will definitely kiss you . Really ? You think so ? - Totally . - Wow . Sky , promise me , after you destroy the meteor that 's headed towards Earth , you 'll come back and kiss me . I promise , babe . All my bags are packed I 'm ready to go " I 'm standing here " Outside your door I hate to wake you up to say good-bye I do n't know how to tell you this . But I just want you to know that ... I 'm really going-Can you shut the hell up ! I 'm trying to talk ! - You got ta go . - No . - You have to get off me . - No ! - Mary , please get off . - No ! - Get the hell off me ! - No ! I wan na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! No ! Mary , did you rewind the tape ? The customer 's waiting . - Oh , yeah . Sorry . - Come on . It 's two-dollar Tuesday . Evian . Good to see you . Out walking for scoliosis again ? Oh , no , Mrs . Corrigan . I just came by to give Sky this . - Is he home ? - Yes , he 's just-Actually , can you wait a moment ? No , definitely not . No way . I 'm sorry . Sky 's not home . Oh . Okay . Then could you tell him if he wants to talk to give me a call ? Do n't wan na talk . Go away . Okay , I 'll tell him if I see him . Nice knowing you . Oh , but wait . I 'm still gon na see you around , are n't I ? Oh . Now you 're giving me attitude ? I 'm not giving you attitude . Just tell me what I did wrong . What are you going to do , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up a new dance move . It 's called The Move On With Your Life . Ha ! I did The Fax Machine for you ! Mary Katherine Gallagher ... must die . No , I do like you . But it 's too soon . You just broke up with her . We ca n't . Stop making me laugh . Oh , dear God , please make this crazy kid go away . Go away . Go away . Go away . Dear God , please make this crazy kid go away . What do you want from me ? My journal . Thanks . A flower . Thanks . Thank you , Thomas , for that tribute to Star Wars . Very , uh , astounding . Like I was there . Well , we seem to have a lot of-I feel really good about our chances , do n't you , Sky ? Do you hear something , Dylan ? ' Cause it sounds like someone I used to go out with ... acting like we 're still going out , even though we 're definitely @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ over . The devil went down to Georgia He was looking for a soul to steal He was in a bind ' cause he was way behind And he was willing to make a deal When he came across this young man Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot " Andthe devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said " " " Boy , let me tell you what " And the devil 's in you and the devil 's in me - The devil 's got a big hard-- Uh , Maria ! Thank you , Maria . Thank you . Next up we have , um , Mary Katherine-Gallagher ! Mary Katherine Gallagher . Mary Katherine Gallagher . Mary Katherine Gallagher . Okay , just stand there . Here . Stand here . Come . Stand there . Stand there . That 's good . So , what are you going to do for us , Mary ? I just wan na say ... that I 'm multitalented , but today I 've chosen to express myself through song . Okay . You You ask me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " I 'd rather tell you honestly " Than mislead you with a lie And sometimes when we touch The honesty 's too much " I have to close my eyes " And hide I wan na hold you till I die Till we both break down And cry I wan na hold you " Till the fear in me " Subsides Mary , that was- that was good . - Good . - Superstar ! Shut up ! You said you liked the movie Carrie . How do you like it now , Mary ? - Retard ! - Shut up ! - Boobsweat ! - Shut up ! Retard ! - This is not funny . Shut up , man ! - Mary ! Mary ? - " You 're motoring ' " - Mary Katherine , please ! - " What 's your price for flight " - Mary ! " In finding Mr . Right " " You 'll be allright tonight " " Motorin ' " " What 's your price for flight " " You 've got him in your sights " " You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , the time has come " " And you know that you 're the only one to say " Slater , would you talk to me ? Can you please just say something to me , please ? Your birthmark looks like shit . You 're the little boy that I saved at the pool ? Yeah . " But you 're motoring " So why does everyone think you 're crazy ? Because I n-n-n-n-n-never talk . So people make up stories . And I 'd rather that they 're scared of me than ... make fun of my st-st-stutter . So what really happened to your parents ? They were savagely ripped apart ... and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks . - That happens a lot . - Yeah . Hey , Slater , I know I have n't known you that long or anything , but ... can I ask you a question ? Yeah . Do you think I 'm pretty ? Sometimes I just_I just hate the way I am . I 'm sorry I almost drowned you . That 's all right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I 'm a horrible swimmer . - Really ? That 's funny . Mary ? I think you look ... great . I think you look beautiful . Well , I 'm gon na go wash off . Do you wan na come with me ? - What are you doing ? - Uh , t-t-t-testing the water . There 's two ways that you can get into the water . That way or ... this way ! Whoa , I slid . This is my house . So , thanks . Hey , Slater . Did you really mean it when you said that you thought I looked beautiful ? Yeah . Do you think that even without the talent show , Sky would still wan na kiss me ? I think Sky would have to be cr-cr-crazy not to wan na kiss you . Really ? Oh ! Thanks . I 'll , uh , see you later , Mary . Oh , God . Thank you so much for making Slater my friend . And please , God , forgive me ... for not telling Slater @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I had a dream " A dream about you , baby " - Hi , Grandma . - " It 's gon na come true , baby " Sorry I 'm late . I stayed at school to study business , and I lost track of time . Father Ritley called . He told me you tried out for the talent show . I 'm sorry . I never should have done that . I promise I 'll never lie toyou again , okay ? - You made it . - Made what ? You passed the audition . I did ? I did ? Oh , my goodness ! Really ? I did ? But they want you to lose the end with the paint . Really ? Please let me do it . Please let me do it . I ca n't let you be in any talent show , Mary . But I can help you to star in one . You see that there ? I danced in that show on Broadway . And these dead stems ... used to step-ball-change ... two shows a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ going on the stage , Mary , I do n't want you stinking up the place ... with some paint dance . Grandma , you do n't know how much this means to me . There 's this boy at school-No boys . If you 're going to do this , you 're going to do it for yourself , like I did . - Higher ! Kick higher ! - I ca n't . It 's hard . - Razzle , dazzle ! - I do n't know what that means . - Windmill , windmill ! - Windmill , windmill . Oh , Frances ! Sweet Frances , please do n't die . Frances , Frances , please do n't die . Frances , go back . She needs you . Go back . You wan na go fetch ? Go fetch . Go fetch . That way , my dog friend . Go on . Frances . She 's alive ! You 're all right . Super . Now , if we really want to knock them on their keisters , we 're going to need a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - I got the D.T . 's , Mrs . Gallagher . D.T . 's are from being drunk , not high , you fruit . He 's got his fake addictions confused , Mrs . Gallagher . No , I - I 'm just so high ... I think I 'm drunk . We 've got two days to the big show . So when I say kick , you want to kick . When I say dip , you dip . When I say tap , you tap . - When I say-- They get it , Grandma . I 've got two more . When I say booga-booga , you booga-booga . - What 's " booga-booga " mean ? - I do n't know . But if I say it , you better fuckin ' figure it out . " My life " " Is ever so perfect " " My life " " Has been a bed of roses " " And you might think I 'm crazy " " So what , if I am " " My head is full of good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! - " Beautiful " - I slipped . Everything 's fine . - " All I see when I look at me " - Slip-a-roo . " Beautiful " " Every mother 's dream " " Day by day " " What " " A wonderful life " Yeah ! Superstar . - Hi there ! - Howdy , neighbor . Undeviled eggs ! Lady crucifingers ! - There 's my grandmother . - Oh , my God . It 's all MaryMag-delicious ! There 's Maria 's parents . Good evening , everyone ! Welcome to St . Monica 's Catholic High School . So , are we all ready to fight VD ? I hope that you 're as excited as I am ... to see who will win this free trip to Hollywood ... with a chance to appear as an extra ... in a movie with positive moral values . But first , let 's not forget ... we would not be here tonight if it was n't for VD . VD rules ! A pus-filled , b- b-blistering , sinful malady ... that a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You must resist , children . Resist the urge that lingers in your loins . But as the saying goes- " Girls have a button and boys have a pole , and wicked touching takes its toll . " So you must be strong and resist . For those who are weak will no doubt one day ... burn and fester in the swollen ... VD-infested , fiery pits of hell ! But let 's have some fun and meet our judges . Over here-Hey , are you guys ready ? - Mare , we 're , like , really nervous . - Yeah . What if they make fun of us ? Okay . I just wan na say one thing to all of you . Do n't listen to the names that people call you . If you believe in yourself , then nobody can hurt you . - You are your own rainbow . - Wow . That 's really insightful . That 's from The Initiation of Sarah starring Miss Shelley Winters . - Yeah ? - Cool . Okay , from Catholic Teen magazine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Welcome and thanks for joining us . Well , it 's show time here at St . Monica 's . So let 's get things started with our first contestant , Howard Feinstein ! Ladies and gentlemen ! Tonight , I 'm going for the full monty . " Lookin ' for some hot stuff baby , this evenin " " I need some hot stuff baby , tonight " - " I want some hot stuff " - Enough ! Come on ! " Baby , this evening " Perhaps this would be an opportune time to thank Howard 's father . Hi , Mary . The school therapist says I have to apologize , so I 'm sorry . And , Helen , I 'm sorry I made fun of your very hairy lip . I was going through a really difficult time , but it 's fine now ... because Sky and I are together again , dancing in the show . And , um , what I 'm really trying to say is ... good luck . Mary , I 'm , like , really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to impress Sky tonight . It 's okay . Tonight is for me , not for Sky . " Entering " ? You 're not gon na miss theshow , are you ? - Roadside thing 's freaking you out ? - Who are you ? Mary Katherine Gallagher 's subconscious idea of God . - Okay . - Okay . Now , just my take on this , but you might want to reconsider this bike ride . Why ? Because I 'm working in a mysterious way here . Man ! Notice how you tried to leave town , but it did n't work out , - but you just kept on trying ? - Right . What say you take that positive attitude and apply it to-I do n't know . Maybe you could help me . Any thoughts ? Mary ! You think ... Mary likes me ? Why 'd I make everyone so insecure ? Here 's a clue : The Lord God ... is materializing on a highway ... to guide you to her . Now , look , that 's the real road @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . Thank you , Helen . Quite a feat of strength . Thanks . The amazing Sean ! My brother . Next up , uh , we have Sky Corrigan and Evian Graham . I just want everyone to know ... that even though Evian and I are dancing together , - we 're still broken up . - Yeah ! Repeat : broken up . Thank you . Huh ! PepperMill ! You know you want me back . We 're dancing together , but we 've grown apart . Five , six , seven , eight . Forgive me , Father , for I have sinned . It has been two days since my last confession . Mary Katherine , are n't you supposed to be in the show tonight ? - You 're not supposed to say my name . - Oh . Okay . - Go ahead . - Okay . I feel really bad because ... I 've committed a sin of selfishness . All my life I 've asked God to make me a star , every day . I 'm always thinking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to know that ... it 's okay if He never does that for me . It 's all right . I 'll never ask for anything again if he does one thing for me tonight . And what is that , my child ? Please just get me through tonight safely for my grandmother . Watch over me so that I can watch over her . Mary , it 's time to go on stage . Go . Use the gifts God gave you . Allright . Um-Our last contestant tonight , Mary Katherine Gallagher . Sometimes I wonder Where I 've been Who I am Do I fit in You suck ! Make-believing Is hard alone Out here On my own We 're always provin ' Who we are " Always reaching ' " For that rising star To guide me far And shine me home " Out here " " On my own " When I 'm down and feelin ' blue " I close my eyes so I can be with you " " Baby , be strong for me Baby , belong to me " - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Pop ! Bam ! Pow ! - Mary , it 's too fast . - Just keep going . Mary ! Get up , Mary ! Get up ! You can do it ! - We do n't know what to do . - It 's okay . - What do we do ? - Just follow me . Follow Mary , you guys . Yeah ! Are you ready ? Good . Well , I 'm pleased to announce that the winner ... of the Catholic Teen magazine 's free trip to Hollywood ... with a chance to appear as an extra ... in a movie with positive moral values ... is Mary Katherine Gallagher . What ? Evian . Hey . I just wanted to say that I think ... you did a really good job up there tonight . You showed a lot of energy and enthusiasm , and I ... really like your choice of costume . But I just feel really bad for you , ' cause I guess ... you did n't know that you were competing against a ... superstar ! Hey , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ some nice moves . Thanks . So what did you think of that ? It was okay . It was bad . Blech ! So I let Sky go , and I figured it was time to let my dream go too . ' Cause maybe that 's all it would ever be- a dream . Or maybe not . You said to jump in . " And sometimes when we touch " - " The honesty 's too much " - I 'm outta here . " And I have to close my eyes " - What are you ? Gay ? - Five times more gay than you think . Four more to go , peaches . " I wan na hold ya till I die " " Till we both breakdown and cry " " I wan na hold ya till the fear in me " " Subsides " And that 's my story . That 's my entire story . I wanted you to know so you would understand ... why I ca n't see you anymore . So ... I guess this is good-bye . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? No , I ca n't . I ca n't . I 'm seeing Slater now . Oh , you 're so bad . Okay , just one for the road . - " Get up , get up , get up " - " Ooh , yeah " " Get up , get up , get up " " You wan na be a star Be a superstar " " You can be the greatest at who you are " " Got ta reach for the stars " " Baby , ' cause you 're the one " " Oh , you can sit in the room " " Staring at the paper on the wall " " Do n't be such a loser " " Going out to the call " " Oh-oh " " Life is short but it 's wide " " So you got ta have a solid plan " " Everybody 's waiting " " Now it 's time you began You can " " You wan na be a star Be a superstar " " You can be the greatest at who you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " Baby , ' cause you 're the one " " Show them who you are Be a superstar " " You can be the greatest at who you are " " You got something to say " " Get up and seize the day " - " Get up , get up , get up " - " Ooh , yeah " " Get up , get up , get up " - " Get up , get up , get up " - " Get up " - " Get up , get up , get up " - " Oh " " Getting up can be tough Even tougher than the going down " " Brush it off like nothing " " Then you take it to town " " Oh-oh " " Ooh , when your life is a film " " Then you 've got ta play the leading role " " Take it to the limit " " But hold on to your soul ' cause you 're " " You wan na be a star Be a superstar " " You can be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ say Get up and seize the day " " Life is gloomy without you " " So wake up What you gon na do , yeah " " Hurry up before it 's through " " It 's your life , you know " " So let go " " Yeah " " Oh-oh , oh-oh " " You wan na be a star Be a superstar " " You can be the greatest at who you are " " Got ta reach for the stars " " Baby , ' cause you 're the one " " Show ' em who you are Be a superstar " " You can be the greatest at who you are " " You wan na be a star " " You wan na be a star Be a superstar "

@@5208541 Captain Cage . Captain Cage . 24 hours ago one of the engineers on ice station Aerobis went postal on us . Right now it looks like we got at least one confirmed dead . Sounds like a semper fi detail to me . The Antarctica is demilitarized , Sam . As far as the marines are concerned , Aerobis does n't exist . OK so what is this IJS station anyway ? Officially it 's a research facility run by the army corps engineers . And unofficially ? It 's an illegal mining operation , courtesy of the pentagon . Now , there are - were - six soldiers at Aerobis Whitaker , the commander , Jennifer Wills , Medical , Tech ? Shebanski , Geologist Ronald Reynolds and Baines , a mining engineer . That 's five . And the director of operations makes 6 , Dr Carl Schilling He 's the shooter . Where the hell did this weather come from ? No way I 'm gon na be able to go down in this . Just get us as close as we can and we 'll drop . Yes Major . Now or never , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - We do n't have a choice ! Okay , drop . OK . Are you alright ? yeah , let 's go ! Base is that way . Whitaker ! Major Frank . The commanding officer ! Come on , we got ta move ! Do n't move ! Do not shoot ! Hold your fire ! Drop the gun . We are here to help . Now throw your gun out ! I do n't wan na call for help , who are you ? Major Carrie O'Gardy and Captain Sam Cage , military police . Drop it ! Throw your gun out , and put your hands where we can see em ! Alright . Alright , here is the gun . I 'm coming out . Jennifer Wills , medical officer . I thought one of you could have been Schilling ! Where are the others ? I do n't now . As far as I know , it 's just tech officer Shebanski and me . Where is Shebanski ? I do not know . Dug himself a hole back there I guess . Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it this dark down here ? Well we run mostly on solar so this time of year we have to work with what we got . Captain John Baines . Mining engineer . How did he end up in here ? I found him outside frozen solid . All I could do is just drag him in . Knife . Guy likes to get close . What is it ? Nothing . Let 's go ! This is Dr Schillings room . It 's OK , it 's Shebanski ! They are the MP 's . Well it took you guys long enough . I want to get the hell of this iceberg . If you guys are waiting for hell to freeze over , you 're a little bit late . Now come on , let 's GO ! Not until we find the others and clean this up . You do n't understand . We got ta get out of here like NOW ! Where is the transport dammit ? There are only a few minutes left before it gets dark . Now where is the transport ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ else is gon na die , nobody here at least . So the sooner you tell us what happened , the sooner we can do our job and get you out of here . You can do whatever the hell you want , alright , I 'm gon na go radio for transport now . You can try , but nobody is gon na fly in here during this storm not to mention this is a restricted area now , and unless one of us gives the base the correct code they wo n't send shit . So why o n't we just start from top , OK folks ? So Whitaker ordered level 6 of the mine , that 's the deepest level , sealed off . On account of the gases . - There was a sudden increase concentration of sulfur and carbon monoxide . Yeah but Schilling decided to go down there anyways . Suddenly he 's reporting back . He 's found something down there , but he wo n't tell anybody , hat it is . When was this ? Yesterday early . So next @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mines and he got this huge knife in his hand walking , into Major Whitaker 's office , the last thing I saw was Bings , I guess he was trying to go in there to help Major Whitaker Why was that the last thing that you saw ? Cause I did n't wan na get in nobodies way if you know what I mean . Yeah well we found Whitaker 's body on the way in . Let 's go get him . - Whoa whoa whoa sit down He 's not going anywhere , that just leaves Reynolds , do you have any idea where he is ? You guys are the secret police , how about you tell us ? We got ta get out of here , now . Talk about your cabin fever . The way I see it , there 's only two real questions here . Is the geologist Ronald Reynolds still alive and where is Schilling ? How do you wan na proceed ? - We radio our status and we check out the mine ( badidea ) Where are the gas @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of daylight left - Exactly how we like it , short and sweet . You do n't wan na be out there when the temperature drops . Yeah we 'll keep that in mind . Are you ready ? - Yeah , let 's go . Are you with me ? - Yeah , let 's go . Stop ! Damn , I lost him . Jesus I need air ! Come on . Hold it together , let 's go . Any ideas ? Shit . Let 's try that way . Dead end ! These goddamn fumes . Does n't seem to bother you at all . ? It 's not just me , it 's hot , right ? We got ta get you out of here . Here , put your arm around me let 's go . How the hell do we get out of here ? ? This is 4 , what 's going on ? What happened to her ? Gases . - Put her here . Did you find anybody ? - No . Look at me . I 'll be fine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's a little high ... but I think she 'll be OK . You just need some rest . I said I 'll be fine . ? We 're gon na need a map . - Maps ? Hold on . Damn . Schilling must have em . Do n't look at us either . Neither of us have been down there before . Alright look , I think we should all try to get some rest . Thanks . I want you two armed . From now on we all stay together , understood ? Oh gee I thought I 'd go out and take a walk in the snow . Yeah keep up that attitude and we 'll let ya . I 'll take the first watch I feel to shitty too sleep . Are you sure ? - Good night , Captain . What is going on ? Solar power is depleted . There it goes . Backup generator is kicking in . We 're gon na have to conserve as much fuel as possible . ? we 'll freeze . How long do we have ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ defrosting down the hall . It 's nothing . The wind must have knocked over an aerial . Look , if it makes you more comfortable we will check it out . Are you kidding ? It 's at least 70 below out there . Nothing can survive ! Nothing ! - Nothing living . Alright you tell me what it is . - I do n't know what it is and I never wan na find out , alright ? Then stow it , lieutenant . Besides , Jennifer is right . Nothing could survive out there , so . Damned aerial . You saw something , did n't you ? - I did n't see anything . Yeah , right . What did you see ? - Nothing . Shadows . Sure ? - Yeah . Try to get some sleep , I 'll wake you in two hours . He 's gone . Who ? - Baines . Last time I checked on Baines was just before we went into the mine . Shebanski , wan na face me , please ? - What ? - Put @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ monitor , OK ? If you do n't believe me , ask her . He was . The whole time . - You two go back to bed . The captain will join you in a second . Somebody apparently has a backstage pass around here . Which means either Schilling has a partner in crime - Or else ? Or these two are fucking with us . Maybe Shebanski thinks that if he hides Baines body he 'll spook us into calling the transport . Callie ? Callie . What is it ? Callie . Where 's Callie ? Someones on level five . It 's 60 below out there , you 'll freeze . If he can survive out there , so can I . God dammit ! Come on . Come on ! What ? I 'm sorry . Maybe now you 're gon na call for backup ? What do you think it is now the right time ? Shut up . Shut your fucking mouth ! Alright . The radio . You do n't think I did this do ya ? They must have done @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you have here ? The army had us here for a year doing nothing and I lost perspective . Let me put things in perspective for you . Fix the fucking radio ! Calm down . It is not your fault . She trusted me . I 'm sorry . Lock this door . Robert Reynolds ? Bring him ! - What ? Just bring him ! Now ! Alright ... got him . Okay the warming blanket is on . Dead is dead Doc . - What ? Dead is dead . Look , he 's got a chance , I felt a pulse . So if we can warm his body , and if his heart can take it , then maybe we can save him . Now can you get some blankets , please . Alright now what ? - OK , erm monitor his temperature for me . You know how to do that ? - Yes , stick it in his ear . - Right . - Push the blue button . Alright , 89.5 degrees . - Great . 89.9 . Here they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can do it , Bobby . ? - 90.7 degrees . Now what ? - We 'll wait . Doctor , is erm , is that normal ? What ? - That . OK , OK , it 's just ? ? you got it . Hold him . OK , he 's stabilizing . - Is he gon na live ? Yeah , for the moment . Brain damage , that 's another question . Well congratulations I guess . But if it was him that was in the mine , believe me he 's gon na wish that he 'd stayed frozen . Now you both have guns . Keep an eye on captain frosty here , I 'm gon na secure the perimeter . FOR MARY , 1916 That 's how you secure a perimeter ? - Well you work with what you 've got . Can you give me a minute ? How many hours till daylight ? - Two . Are you OK ? Yeah , I just hate this waiting shit . You 're a good man , Sam . ... Callie was lucky @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know me , I 'm not good at all . Yeah you are . You 're just doing a damn good job of fighting it . Do n't worry you 're secret is safe with me , though . What ? It 's not my good tide that I 'm fighting . Bobby ! Bobby , it 's okay . Hold him . Hold him . - I got him ! I 'll get ? . What 's going on down here ? Come on . Bobby . What 's going on ? Nothing , just get back there and fix the radio . It 's toast ! I ca n't do anything . How are we gon na get out of here , then ? Ask Mr . Big Stuff . He 's the ashole who would n't let us use the radio when we wanted to , now we need to and ca n't because it 's busted . Shut up . I say we can get out of here and we will . Alright look , it 's standard operating procedure for the base to send in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But we ca n't count on that in that weather besides we do n't know what Schilling has in store for us so .. Go ahead and find alright nobody is stopping you go ahead and find Schilling . That 's exactly what I intend to do we 're gon na flush him out at daylight . You and me what do you mean " we " ? That 's right you and me . I 'm not fucking going in that mine I never been down there before so I 'm not going down there I 'm not I 'm not . That 's an order , lieutenant . Just calm down . Hellooo , little brother . Have you seen Mary ? Sick son of a bitch ! Hold your fire ! Stop shooting you idiot ! - Alright I stopped I stopped ! OK I think we got him trapped do n't move ! - ? Just stay there ! God dammit , I told you to stay put ! I 'm sorry . You saw him come in here , right ? - Saw who ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - No . Wait , there 's a disposal unit . Maybe that explains the noise . But I still did n't see anybody come in here . That explains everything . Lock . Sam listen I think those gases might have affected you a little more than you think . So here . Why do n't you let me give you something . It will help you sleep . Shut up I do n't need to sleep . Fine . I was just trying to help . Well I do n't need you goddamned help . I just need to think . OK .. OK maybe that 's what happened to Schilling he sucked to much gas . What are you talking about ? First you got a downed aerial then the disposal unit now it 's a mystery gas . You can rationalize this anyway you like , the bottom line is : we 're all fucked ! Somebody and I 'm talking about more than one person is moving bodies around this place ! And who cares why ? Because we 're all gon na be dead @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . OK then maybe Schilling is n't working alone . Maybe that 's right . Maybe this place is so hush hush that maybe it 's the fucking Iraqis , that they are after whatever it is Schilling found so it 's not the aerial and maybe it 's not the gases . Sam , why would they ... - Because we ca n't just go around reporting this to anybody they know that . It would blow the whole goddamn thing ! If they wanted us to leave , why would they trash the radio ? I do n't know maybe they want us all dead . None of us are here officially . They know that our country would just sweep us under the rug . As long as we 're all going nuts around here , let 's say you were n't send down here to solve any murders . What if I said that , I mean hypothetically , that you 're part of this whole cover up ? In fact you 're down here , to sweep us under the rug are n't ya ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's here to fuck with us . I am down here to save you sorry little pathetic ass ! You could n't save anyone . I can sure as hell shut you up . That 's enough ! What is it , Bobby ? It 's coming . Ca n't stop him . - I 'm not gon na listen to this . The dead will walk ... to destroy this place . He 's out of his fucking mind . You 're seeing things and he 's out of his mind ? Oh the dead can walk ? Give me a fucking break ! Well have you seen Baines lately ? Callie . Oh , Callie . Sam , someones been in Schiling 's room . Ben Cormain , Jim Norman , ? Rock California , John Porter ... Who are they ? - Beats the crap out of me . That 's him . That 's Schilling . I think there is something that you should know . Schilling is my half brother . Please , just stop it . Just stop and stay . Come sit down @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Or so I 'm told . I have never met my father . My brother and I are not close . So what happened ? We were in the war together . There was a lot of killing , and we lived like animals . But then I met a nurse . Named Mary . And we fell in love and it all happened so fast I was consumed by her she she was so beautiful . And three days before she was to be shipped back home I knew it was now or never . And so we agreed to be married the next day . Karl ... I should have known better I should have known that all he would have done he used to be around her all the time He took her from me . And I did n't have the courage to stop him . I 'm sorry . Please , do n't . I do n't deserve your pity . So what does Schilling want with us , then ? - Nothing good . What ? These four points make the size of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Aerobis . What is that ? - It 's a book . ' Raising Demons ' . Bullshit . Put Baines in Schillings room . So who needs a gas mask when you got a genius , right ? Let 's go lieutenant . I 'll be right there just give me one more second . Time 's up . I told you I was n't going down there . Captain meet the tunnel hound . And I told you that we 're blowing the mine level by level until we flush him out . At least this way you gon na see what you gon na nuke before you gon na nuke it . After all this is the modern army . Is n't it ? OK go . Well ? - OK , I 'm switching to the tunnel cam . It works . Where is all this light coming from ? Phosphorus , maybe ? No it 's something stronger . Keep going . - Okay . Damn . I said keep going . - I 'm stuck goddammit hold on . Can you ... ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't think so . Wait . Here we go . Careful . - Careful . Maybe I should write that down . Ca n't go any further . - Drop it in . What ? And smash my baby to smithereens ? - Do it . Yeah but we 're gon na lose the signal . - Just do it . - Yes Sir . Oh damn ! Wait a minute , wait a minute . It 's coming back . We got a picture again . Here we go . Looks like I lost the headlight , though . Can you move it ? - Yeah I can try . Hold on . Keep on moving towards the light . Follow the light , Carol Ann . Follow the light . What is that ? I could n't tell you . Keep moving . What the hell was that ? Is there something you can do about that ? - Battery . Looks like an altar . - That must be what Schilling found . An altar ? You see , right there ? Look familiar ? Pentacle @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh my God . Goddammit ! What are you doing ? Sam , you ca n't go down there . She 's dead ! Move ! Sam , it 's a trap . He wants you to go down there . Open the door . Sam , if you leave us here alone , we are dead ! Open the door ! You know I 'm right . OK , we 'll let him come to us then . Maybe we should think about this first ? Yeah , go ahead , think about it all you want . Reynolds , Baines and Whitaker probably thought a lot , too . ? airlock doors . Looks like Bobby 's been here trying to help us open these front doors . Let me go . Let me go ! This is Bobby . He 's my responsibility . He 's gone Jennifer . They got him . Who ? Who 's got him ? Who ? Schilling ? Devil worshipers ? Is that it ? What if they ... they 're gon na kill us next . Is that it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Whitaker 's dead . They got Baines , Baines is dead . Well . I thought he was dead but he really was n't dead . Callie is dead . Now you 're telling me Bobby 's dead , too is that what you 're saying to me ? Is that what you 're telling me ? What ? I wan na know . I wan na know ! I do not understand ! Look ! Hey ! Hey ! OK I 'm not gon na lie to you . I 'm not gon na lie to you . I have no idea what Schilling is up to . But I swear to god , that if we keep our heads , and we stick together We 're gon na make it . OK ? I promise . He 's right , Jennifer . Captain , I 'm sorry . I guess it 's just got to me you know ? For the past few days I 'm sorry . Alright they 're coming in the back . We 're here to help you . Where did he go ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wait here . Sam ? It 's me Callie . Sam , help me , please . Sam open the door . It 's Callie , Sam . Please . Sam , do n't ! Hi ! Now what ? What the fuck were you trying to do , heh ? - Nothing , I 'm sorry alright ? You trying to kill me , huh ? Captain I told you I 'm not cut out for this kind of crap I 'm just not . Sam he said he was sorry . I am sick of your excuses you little whimp . Lay off man . - Sam ! Do you understand me ? ! Oops . Oh Boy . What are you ? Oh captain , you disappointed me . You of all people should n't have to ask . I do n't know what you are talking about . I think you know exactly what I am talking about . I had a long talk with Schilling . He told me your just like your dad just like him . Spittin image . And we all know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tree . Undead son of a bitch . A little fresh air , heh ? Come on ! What was he talking about ? Who are you ? The truth is I do n't even know . Please let 's just get the book , OK ? Oh no . Baines is alive again . No . This time he was dragged . There it is . I ca n't even tell you what language this book is . It looks like someone translated some of it in ? What does it say ? If a demon can complete a circle of eight during the day of the portal a day which comes but once every thousand years he can raise Satan himself ... The demon and one of his own blood must gather six human beings and emblaze the mark of Satan upon their flesh and sacrifice their mixed human blood in the ceremony of the pentacle at the appointed time . Then Satan himself will pass through the portal and reign supreme over all the earth . The portal . That 's what Karl Schilling found . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ makes you ... - Someone who 's been ? who he is . For longer than you can imagine . Look . I need you to not be afraid of me . I need you to trust me . I need you . To not be afraid of me . I do n't know why ... But I believe you . I do . I 'm just scared . I 'm so scared . So am I . But we ca n't hide here any longer . We have to kill him . But how are we going to do that ? Baines Was dragged which means that you killed him when you stabbed him through the chest with the harpoon . So the heart . It has to be the heart . God I hope you 're right . We got to get out of here . Pull the emergency lever ! Here , hold this . Hurry . Do n't stop ! I ca n't take it . - OK , I carry you . Sam , look . The elevator . Stop . What 's the matter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you would n't let me . Let her go . Do n't tell me your still mad about what 's her name ? That was over eighty years ago . Mary . Her name was Mary . Ah , quit ? , I saved you some . Why ? I worshipped you . For over a thousand years I followed you from end of the earth to the other . I found you victims , and buried you dead . And the first time I felt something tender for another living soul you torture her to death . That is you mothers blood speaking . Weak , pathetic , human blood . Forget not who your father is , Sam ! No ! - Yes ! We were brought into this world for one purpose . To prepare for his return . No ! If he does not return , here , tonight , we no longer live forever , Sam . Good . Because I 'm tired of all this . ? get it right ! Through the heart ... That 's it . Feel the power . The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Complete the circle of eight . Behold . Our fathers kingdom . Come to us . I 'm not afraid of you , Sam . I LOVE YOU . Love ? Only weaklings and fools believe in love . Kill her ! Now before its too late . Goodbye , Karl . May god have mercy on your soul . Soul ? I have no soul . Jennifer , come on , let 's go . If I 'm going back to hell , you 're coming with me ! Give me your hand . Karl ! Jennifer , dynamite . Mary ... Mary ... Will I ever understand ? All I know is how I feel about you .

@@5208741 NARRATOR : It was nearly 100 years ago . I was but a lone trapper then and would Spend my winters on Manitou Island , where Small game were plentiful . I 'd heard the legend of the Wendigo , But a man 's ignorance of things unseen is never questioned . Legend became life when I came face to face With the monstrous snow beast . It was a fierce battle that rocked the world . But through some grace of God , I was victorious , And my life would never again be the same . The moment I defeated the beast , I Realized I must protect the world From this evil monstrosity 's resurrection . Knowing the legend , I marked this spot , this sacred ground With the skulls of all the previous victims Of the Wendigo , creating a spiritual shield To protect the world . However , if the circle was ever broken , The Wendigo would be reborn once again , more powerful than ever . And now it is here , in this circle , that I 've remained . For , be it a blessing , be it a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the Guardian . [Gun_shot] I 'll drink to that . Here 's to the three-breasted women of good old Tibitan . And now , my good old friend , let 's Make a toast to ourselves . Another round , please . Thank you . This one 's mine . To my good friend , Larry . Who 's dad 's name was Barry . It 's so damn scary . His mom was so hairy . But I got to thank him for bringing me out early . Shooting them signs . Little squirrelies and I figure if we keep drinkin ' , we 're Going to end up ... Drunk ! [Laughing] I 'm itchin ' to blast something . I was hopin ' I 'd run out of booze . What ? Keep out ? Private ? There is n't any private property on this island While we 're here . Ready ? Aim . Fire . [Gun_shot] Woo , oo , oo . Oh , look , a fence . I guess we 're gon na have to turn back . Private property ? [Laughing] There @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's home . What ? Something illegal 's going on here . Holy cow ! It 's murder , mass murder . Look at all them skulls . Where you going ? I 'm going inside . Man , let 's just get the hell outta here . [Door_creaks] You leave my land . I 'm not about to let some old bum tell me where I ca n't hunt . Respect is an attribute , my friend , one you should learn . Respect ? I think you need to learn to respect The man with the high powered weapon in his hand . Hey , man , let 's just leave him alone . Leave me alone . I shall ask you once again to leave my land . You 've never seen one of these babies in action , old man . You think you might want a demonstration ? You have no idea what you may be the cause of . Let 's just get out of here , OK ? [Gun_shot] Shut up , or I 'll blow your head off . Please go . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wind it whispers . Tell me . The wind whispers . Wendigo . Wendigo . Now what are we going to do ? Got ta get rid of him . [Hoarsely_gasping] What do you mean ? [Crash] Ah ! What the hell ? **26;6195;TOOLONG Ah ! What 's going on ? What the ... [Smash] [Buzzing] [Screaming] [Evil_laughter] Whoa ! [Clattering] [Dying_scream] Dave ! [Screaming] The circle has been broken . You are the chosen one . You must complete the circle . [Laughter] I 'm out . You 're out . Pay up , you saps . What do you mean , you 're out ? Pete , talk to our man here about your low interest loans . What 's the matter , pard ? You got a bad set of cards ? Are you outta cash ? Well , I-Pete 's Pawns can do you a deal . Yeah , ride ' em , Hoss . You got something to trade ? You got something to sell ? Or do you just need a loan ? Well , come on down to Pete 's Pawns . Our @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't just city wide . Hell , county wide , and we ai n't never , Never turned down a deal . Now how much you need ? Uh , five bucks . Five bucks . Five . Very good , son . Always glad to do business with a fine , upstanding Citizen like yourself . [Laughing] What did I do ? I did n't mean it . I swear to God I did n't mean it . I 'll tell them it was an accident . That 's it . No , wait a minute . I 'll tell them Dave shot the old dude . No , no . Dave 's in enough trouble already . First things first . Big monster . Giant monster . Got to get off the island . Got to round everybody up and get off the island . That 's it . Get off the island . [Wolves_howl_and_grown] [Laughing] I warned you suckers , let a dead man die . I got to get out . God . Oh , holy smoke . What a flight . What a flight . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ put me in a bag ... Here , here . Chug it . Oh ! You know , if you 've ever been to Albany , New York . If you 've ever flown in there ... Hey , where 's this new guy ? Oh , I forgot . Oh , God . [Laughing] [Interposing_voices] What ? Is there a problem ? Black man ca n't hunt ? We did n't mean nothing . I know , us brother 's do n't like the cold , right ? Well , I got some news for you , do n't ask to see my frostbite . [Laughing] Hey , I get it . I get it . I know where I 'm not wanted . Oh , come on . [interposing_voices] No , I ai n't staying . Come on . And Come on Leo , they did n't mean anything . Come on . Leo . We did n't mean anything . No offense . We did n't even know Tony was bringing anybody , right ? No . No . See , this has kind of been like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . No offense meant . My name 's Pete . Leo Phillips . You can call me Leo . Jerry . Lee . It TELVISION ANNOUNCER : This is Brick Branding in downtown Tecumseh . And at the top of our news , there 's a winter storm , Which has still not let up . All throughout the state , the rampages of the storm are being Felt . Over 100 schools have been forced to close down But the hardest hit is the Upper Peninsula . Not like the one's in ' 66 . Well . What have we got here ? I need to get to the island . First in the morning . No . I need to get to the island tonight . Lady , if we go out in that storm tonight ... Is there anyone else who can take me ? Lady , I 'm the only pilot here . If it 's that important , you can walk across the ice . OK . Well , I 've done more stupid things for a lot less money . Let 's go . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ late . Now , this is when the fight starts . I 'm driving out of my neighborhood When this black cat darts across the street , I mean right in front of us . No way on God 's green earth could we have missed it . Boom . I mean , you could hear it hit the bottom of the car . And by now , I 'm wondering if I was Ever meant to go on this trip . So Tony pulls the car over and we get out . Oh , come on , man , they do not want to hear the rest of this . No , we want to hear . Anyway , but anyway , we 're out of the car And we 're looking for this cat everywhere , and ca n't find it . All of a sudden , I hear this , boom , boom , boom . And I look around and there 's Tony kicking at the tire . I said , what the hell are you doing , man ? He said , I found it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ by the time I get around there , he 's got it out . And this cat 's laying there , all mangled and dead . Is this a joke ? No , it 's no joke . I mean , look we got out , and I did n't Even want to touch the things . Old Daniel Boone here , he has to put it in the first year . That 's where we should have left it . But Mr . Humanitarian here , he ca n't leave well enough alone . Well , you ca n't just leave somebody 's dead cat , I mean , mangled , lying on their front lawn . I mean , that 's disgusting . No , no , Your dinner was disgusting . So I picked up this cat and we 're Going to take it to the house . The weird thing was when we get to the porch , The front door flies open and this half Naked woman comes running out . I mean , she 's screaming , she was barefoot And bawling her eyes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it was really sad . I mean , she grabs this bloody pile out of my hands And she starts hugging . And I 'm going , oh , great , what are we supposed to do now ? I mean , this cat 's more important to her Than her husband . You know , but I said , look , I explained to her , lady , We did n't mean any harm by running over your cat . And besides , I thought I 'd offer her a couple of bucks for it . I did n't even think she 'd take it . But she says OK . So what do you think a cat 's worth ? $5 , $10 ? She told us it 's worth $2,000 . - Right . - What ? That 's what I said . No way . I do n't have $2,000 . For a cat ? So listen , I offer her $100 . Yeah , then I offer her $100 on top of that . $200 . $200 for a cat ? You 're kidding me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , we get out of there . And we 're driving away and we 're driving And this cop car comes barrelling Down the street , light flashing , the siren 's wailing . And they pull into her driveway . And I say , turn around , let 's go see what 's going on . So we turn around and when get back , The cops are with this lady , handcuffing her and putting her In their car . So I get out of the car and the cops walk right over to me And he goes , this yours ? And he hands me the $200 . I go , yes , officer . I go , what 's going on ? What did she do ? And he looks me right in the face . I mean dead in the face , like I did something wrong . And he goes , listen , son , everyone in this state Knows it 's illegal to sell pussy . [Laughing] On you . That 's real funny . That 's really bad . [Laughing] Does rough @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'd say this is the worst series of storms We 've had in the last decade , but nothing Like the one's in ' 66 . Do you know the island very well ? Lady , I grew up here . I know everything about this place . Is there anything strange , like maybe some strange landmark In a weird shape or anything ? The only time anyone ever pays any attention to this island Is during deer season , which happens to start tomorrow . Few drunk hunters , fooling and shooting themselves . Ah , nothing ever happens out of the ordinary here . You ca n't think of anything or even anyone strange ? There is an old guy . He do n't bother nobody . And nobody do n't bother him . Sandy . You are the new guardian . And my powers have been passed on to you . As a guardian , it was my death that caused The release of the Wendigo . And it is your strength that will defeat it . Beware the Wendigo 's sentinels , warriors That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ circle and complete it before the sun Rises on two days . During this time , the Wendigo 's strength will grow . And you will become weak . If the circle is not completed , you and many others will die . What was that ? Jesus ! Something 's jumping on the tail . The first sentinel . What ? What the hell is jumping on my plane ? You 've got to get down ! I ca n't even see . How in the hell can I land ? It 's on the plane . It 's tearing up the plane . You 've got to land . I told you I ca n't see two feet in front of me . How in the hell can I land ? It 's still out there . You 've got to get this plane down . [Screaming] [Screaming] [Snoring] [Heavy_breathing] [Snoring] Hey , get up ! That thing out there . It 's coming ! What the hell are you doing , man ? That damn Wendigo . It 's out there ! Wait , wait . The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's big , man , real big . What the hell 's going on in here ? This guy just broke in and he 's messing up all your furniture . You guys got to listen . I know I sound like an old ' 50s B movie , But there 's a gigantic blue monster out there That 's called the Wendigo . And it 's already killed my buddy . Yeah , right . I got the munchies . Anybody else hungry ? I am . Me too . What do you got ? What did you call that thing ? The Wendigo . Me and my buddy , Dave , accidentally shot this old man And everything went nuts . The old guy melted down into a skeleton . Then it came alive . It grabbed Dave , smashed me in the face . I got up . I got hit . The Wendigo grabbed Dave and ripped His head clean off and put it on a pole Next to all these skeletons . The only reason I got away , is that thing Was still busy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ When did all this happen ? Oh , come on , Pete . The guy is nuts . I want some of my bodacious chili . Well , we ca n't do anything until morning . But I do n't understand all this business about the Wendigo . Yeah , it 's an old Algonquin Indian legend . In the middle of winter , when the winter storms have killed All the game , and there was no food anywhere , You know , the Indians would come in the middle of the night . And they 'd get one of their own people , and kill him . Then they 'd eat him . I 'm hungry . It 's just their word for cannibalism . There 's no such thing as a Wendigo . I mean , the Indians would say , in the middle of the night , The Wendigo ate Geronimo . It was just another excuse for their hunger . Tell that to Dave . How do you know all this ? As my great grandmother used to say , lift your feet , The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and ready . No , you guys do n't understand . We 've got to round up everyone that 's left on this island And get out of here ! Hot chili . Listen , man , why do n't you get off of this ? Do you need a place to stay until you Come off your drunk , well fine , you can stay with us . As far as that monster stuff , nobody here Believes it , especially me . I would n't say that . Why ? Is it gon na get me ? Ah ! [Screaming] I told you it was real . I told you ! [Screaming] Look out . Put him out ! Put him out ! [Screaming] Help me ! Put him over there , on the cot . Be careful with him . Oh my god , what are we going to do ? I do n't know . We do n't have many choices . The hell we do n't ! We got ta get out of here ! How ? The only way on or off this island @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ way of getting a hold of him until the morning When he flies in . I guess we 're stuck here until then . [Screaming] I 'm going to get rid of this stuff . Not that it matters . That thing is everywhere anyways . Hey , Leo , Leo . Where you going ? Hey ! Come back here . You ca n't go out there . We ca n't let him go out in those woods . Let him go . What ? I said , let him go . Peter 's right . Leo is a hothead , but , I mean , after all , The guy did just lose a hand . Storm out there will cool him off . He 'll be in soon enough . OK , but it 's all your shoulders this time now . I 'm not going to take the rap for this one too . Listen , we do n't have time for Leo 's crying . If he wants to try and get out of here tonight , let him . Well , what 's your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ morning And meet Duke when he flies in . The other two will stay here . When you find Duke , get back here , and we 'll take Jerry out . When I find Duke ? What do you mean when I find Duke ? I 'm not going to go out there . Hey , do n't worry . I 'll go along with you . Oh , great . That makes me feel real good . Two stooges against King Kong . I 'm no stooge , pal , I 'll have you know . I had an encounter with a Big Foot once . Come on . No , really . It was in a restroom in the Smoky Mountains . I think you 're talking about big ass , not foot . Actually , his whole body is quite large . And the phrase referring to his foot Actually denotes a small piece of his anatomy Which selectively refers to the ... Wait a minute , Tony , I thought you Did n't believe me in any of that hokey pokey legend stuff . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Algonquin Indian legend . I was skeptical myself , until I actually Encountered the Big Foot . Yeah . I 'll never forget the relief of finally getting To use a flush toilet and the sheer terror of coming face To face with the Sasquatch . Oh , sure . Big ass got ta poop too ? Hey , fellas , I do n't think Jerry 's doing too well here . He 's breathing 's real weird like there is n't any sometimes . [Scream_from_outside] What was that ? [Door_creaks_open] Be careful ! God . Help me , Please . Are you OK ? What happened ? What did you see ? Was it big ? What the hell 's going on ? What happened to Jerry over here ? Hold it , hold it ! Are you all right ? We were sleeping my boyfriend woke up . He thought he heard something rummaging outside . He went out to check . It 's all right . Do n't worry about it . Then there were the footsteps in the snow coming closer And closer then they stopped @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cot for a minute And take a rest . Except the wind . The wind seemed to whisper . See , I told you , it whispers . It said , Wendigo , Wendigo . Great . Lay down over here and try and get some rest . No . Too hot . Hot . It 's too hot . Too hot . Hot . Hot Too hot . [Growling] Holy Toledo . Open the door ! What the Sam Hill 's going on here ? Open the door ! [Screaming] Come and get me , boys . Get it out of here . Who 's first for my tasty treats ? Grab her . [Screaming] Let 's get it . Get it off me . Please get it off me . Want to dance ? I do n't know . It 's been awhile . Grab her . Throw the witch into the wall . One , two , three . Ah ! You 're all gon na die , whether you perish in this cabin Or out in the freezing cold . Shut up , bitch . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and feast on the flesh of the others . Not even the chosen one can save you . [Unearthly_scream] [Explosion] Leo , I do n't know how you dealt with being Out alone last night because I got a bad feeling about this . Yeah , unless it 's got US grade A prime ribs stamped On the side , and done medium well , You 've got a bad feeling about it . Look , I just do n't like being out here , that 's all . I mean we do n't know where that thing is . Yeah , well , it 's my guess that it 's just as safe out here As it is in that cabin . That 's right . You 're right . That 's right . It 's everywhere . And it 's everything . That 's right . He 's right . You 're right . What 's the matter with you , man ? Me ? Nothing . We just ca n't let that thing get the edge on us . I think you 've been taking these painkillers @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you get these ? I 'm a doctor . No fooling . Jesus Christ . Oh , no . Oh , no , we 're never going to get out of here now , never , never . Hey , look over there . Duke 's still alive . These tracks are fresh . Come on . Let 's go get Duke . Wait . Look , there might be a radio in that plane that still works . It 's worth a look . Go check . Leo and I will go and see if we can spot Duke . OK , but now do n't go too fast . I 'll catch up with you . RADIO : This is the Leelanau air tower To Duke 's charter flight 401 . Over . Again , this is Leelanau air tower To Duke 's charter flight 401 . Do you copy ? Come to Poppa , baby . Come to Poppa , radio . It works . It works . It works . Please report back , flight 401 . Come on . What are you doing ? This @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh my god . God , get away . Leave me alone . Leave me alone . Leave me alone . Yo , doc . What am I going to do when I run out of these painkillers ? It 's not the painkillers I 'm worried about . It 's the whiskey . Wonder where Tony is ? Hey ! Come on , it 's Duke ! Holy smokes , it 's a dame . What do you mean , dame ? That 's a woman . That 's what I said . Now , come on and help me get her outta here . Come on . Set those down . Say what ? What are you going to carry ? You got ta take the girl . I got ta go look for Tony . He should have been back by now . Come on ! Wait a minute . Come on . First it 's the Hoodigo Wendigo , then it 's the possessed chili Eats off my hand . Now this hypothermic teenager , what should I expect next ? What the Sam Hill @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ three . You 're on the air , Jerry . Hello , ladies and gentlemen . I 'm Jerry Harrison here in our BDFD news room . We have received word that contact has been lost With Duke 's charter flight 401 . The plane was piloted by Duke Davis , owner and operator Of the charter service . Some of you may remember Duke from the winter of 1966 , When he single-handedly saved a group of hunters From Manitou Island during the severe blizzards Of that same year . We will now switch over live to Harve Lindquist , who is reporting to us from the Leelanau air tower . Harve . Yes , thank you , Jerry . This is Harve Lindquist live at the Leelanau air tower . And with us is Mr . Matt Hell ... oh , excuse me . Mr . Hell is the air traffic controller here at the tower . And I understand , Mr . Hell , that you were In contact with Duke Davis . Yes , I was in contact with Duke on his flight Over to the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bring it right in here , Pal . Nice job . Nice job . Hey , easy on the touch down , there , guy . Easy . Sorry about that . That 's quite all right . You were saying . As I was saying , we 've had no contact with flight 401 today whatsoever . But you will indeed , continue to try and make contact ? Sure , all day . In fact we 've been in touch with people in Bedford Falls who Are indeed , putting together a search team to see If they can indeed find Duke . See if he 's gone down . And what about passengers ? No , unfortunately Duke was n't very good with passenger Flight records and things . I see . Well that seems to be the story here at Leelanau air tower . So for BDFD TV 3 , Action News , this is Have Lindquist . Back to you , Jerry . Thank you , Harve . Terrible situation . We hear at BDFD will keep you up to date With any further developments @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Peter , He 's dead . What ? What happened ? I was just watching him and he just stopped breathing . I mean , what are we going to do with him , Pete ? I do n't know . I wish those guys were back with some answers . We are n't going to bury him , are we ? I mean , I ca n't bury my best friend . He was my friend too . We ca n't just leave him here . He 'll start to smell . Maybe we could put him in a box and set it outside . Cold air will freeze him until we get back to town . Hey , no way , man . There 's no way I 'm putting my best friend in some pine box . Well , what do you want to do ? Let him sit here and lose all his body Fluids all over the floor and stink up the entire cabin ? Making us all sick until we 're outta here ? Well I do n't . But you do what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's nail this thing shut . We got to get it out of here . It gives me the creeps . [Music_playing] I ca n't do this . I know I got ta but I just ca n't . Nick , it 's OK . Nick . I know you guys were close . Listen , I 'll finish up . Why do n't you go outside and get some fresh air . [Music_playing] [Growling] You let a dead man die ? What do you mean , the plane 's crashed ? It 's simple . The plane crashed . Well , where 's Tony and Gary ? Tony went to look for the plane 's radio . When he did n't come back , Gary went to look for Tony . We got ta get out of here . What are you going to do ? Walk across the ice ? Somebody 's going to have to . Are you crazy , man ? That 's at least a couple of miles . Peter . You all right , man ? Who is this ? Look out . [Yelling_and_screaming] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's going on ? Look at my chili . God , there 's another one ! By your feet . There 's another one ! [Monster_squealing] Get up ! **28;6223;TOOLONG Get it ! Get it now ! Get it ! Shoot it , man ! Get him ! Get him ! [Gun_shot] Holy shit ! Come on , guys . We got ta figure out what 's going on . What do you mean , Pete ? It was her those things are after . She 's probably the one with the answers . Well , we can play 20 questions later . Right now we got important stuff to do . You 're not going across the ice ? Well how do you propose we get off the island ? Wait until the spring thaw , and swim ? Send her across the ice . And let her take those damn little monster with her . She 's the one that brought them . Listen , we got ... He 's right . They are after me . There will be a whole world full of demons if they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ another . And I 've got to stop the Wendigo before it can stop me . Oh , not the Hoodigo again . Somewhere on the island is the gate That connects the two worlds . The gate has been opened and I 've Got to find it and close it . She 's serious . Dead serious . I need your help . You guys know the island better than I do . Well , maybe you two guys can help her . But right now I got ta get going before it gets too dark . No . Please do n't . It 's no use . Help me get this thing . Help me find the circle . I 'm sorry . But I ca n't count on what you 're saying . It just does n't make sense . Nothing makes sense . I 've got ta go with the only logical means That I can think of getting off this island And that 's getting across that lake . And getting some help . He 's right . He 's wrong . You do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 've got . No , it 's not . Sorry . I ca n't believe it . Tony 's dead . And better yet , somebody on this island killed him . Choked him to death . If I catch that deranged lunatic that Did this , as if it 's not bad enough around here , all ready . Hey ! Hey , you . Hello , friend . Look , pal , do n't friend me . What do you know about that plane crash over there ? And what do you know about that guy next to the plane With a major ring around his collar ? I do n't know about no plane crash And I do n't know about the guy with the dirty shirt . Wise guy , hey ? I bet you 're the one that axed him . I ought to finish you right here . Wait a minute . Axed him ? I do n't what you 're talking about . I get it . Playing innocent , huh ? Let me see your hands . Come on , let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ clean , but that do n't mean nothing . You 're coming with me . Come on , pal . You look too suspicious . Look here , pal , I 'm getting a little bit suspicious of you Too , and I 'm tired of this , all right ? Me ? No look , I have n't done anything . I mean , sure I offed the old guy . But it was an accident , an accident . Ai n't you ever done anything by mistake ? Anyways , how am I supposed to know the old coot 's A keeper for some giant dog from hell ? How am I supposed to know ? You know what I mean ? Sure , monsters in the chili , people Catching on fire , some God damn giant monster in the woods . Sure , blame me . That 's it . Blame me . See , I 'm a scapegoat . I 'm nothing but a scapegoat . And now ... [Crack] Snap out of it , man . What 's the matter with you ? What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people catching on fire , Monsters in the woods . You ought to see a doctor . I am a doctor . Listen to me . You better take my advice and get out of here . Before it 's too late . whistling [Crack] [Whistling] [Growling] [Screaming] Please , God . Let me live again . [Static] BDFD TV 3 . Good evening , ladies and gentlemen . We here at BDFD TV 3 have received More information on the situation in Manitou Island . Rescue efforts have been thwarted By a mysterious blizzard , which seems too have Centered over the island .. Local meteorologists can not explain this rare phenomena . Our roaming reporter , Harve Lindquist Is at this moment in downtown Bedford Falls , And comes to us now with this live report . Harve , are you there ? BDFD TV . Yes , Jerry , I am . Thank you . Standing outside of Sites 's Tavern In downtown Bedford Falls , which is Located on the western shoreline of our state . And standing with me is Jake Davis , the son @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Jake , still no radio contact with your father , Are you at all concerned for his well-being . Nah , does some weird things , but probably just lost His head . I see . Well , I understand your father 's a very well-liked and respected Man in the community . But the police still have n't ruled out foul play . Is there anyone you can think of who would have Wished harm on your father ? He do n't bother nobody and nobody do n't bother him . That 's right . He 's right . Sir , you are ? Zeke Thatcher . Tell me , Mr . Thatcher , I understand That the Manitou Island is visible from the shoreline Ordinarily . Have you seen anything unusual , anything out the ordinary On the island recently ? Well , the other night , saw a bird big as a truck . Ah , have another beer , Zeke . Ah , come on . No , you ca n't even see the island from the shore . Ma'am , ma'am , could you step @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ My name is Kay Dun n it . My husband , Ray Dun n it , he works over At the fire station over there . Uh , well , he was part of the rescue team That went to the island . But they ca n't even see the island from the shore anymore . Harve , can you get any information On the rescue mission ? About this rescue mission , I understand it was canceled Due to the inclement weather . Is there anything you can tell me about that ? Yeah , well Ray and the others , they started to walk on the ice Over to the island , but the storm got Really bad about halfway there . So they had to turn around and come back . Oh , you know , they did tell me something That was really strange . They heard thunder over the island in the blizzard . Thunder in a blizzard , a snowstorm . I though that was kinda ... Thunder in a snowstorm . Yeah , yeah , you know something really weird Going on over @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have it . Panic is beginning to spread in the tiny town of Bedford Falls . And I guess all we can do is pray for the safety Of Duke Davis and the hunters trapped on Manitou island . So live outside of Sites 's Tavern , I 'm Harve Lindquist for BDFD TV 3 Action News . Back to you , Jerry . Thank you , Harve . We will continue to keep you informed Of the situation on Manitou Island As the information comes to us . Jerry Harris , BDFD TV 3 . It 's nearly dark . We 've got to get out and find the circle . What are you talking about ? None of us are going out there tonight . Not until someone comes back with some answers . Gary and Tony are n't even back yet . They 've been gone all day . The longer it has , the more powerful it gets . If you 're so important , why do n't you just go by yourself ? You do n't need us . I ca n't do this alone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wait until morning . We 're not going anywhere . I think Leo 's right . We have to wait . The only thing you 'll be waiting for is your own death . That 's him . Who ? It 's either Gary or Tony . Three shots in a row is the distress signal . You going out there ? We 've got to . I 'm coming along . No , you 're not . You wait here in case they come back . We 'll be gone half an hour . And if we 're not back , you can write us off . Then you 're on your own . Just grab what you like . When we get back , we 'll help you all right . Just a half an hour , man . I do n't want to be out there in the dark with all those things . Half an hour . Gary ! Tony ! Shut up . You want the pigs to hear us ? You got ta be quiet , man . The pigs are every place . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Tony I 'd come hunting . I swear . You do n't have to worry about it anyway . Because out here , we 're the one's being hunted . [Crying] Hey , Leo . Over here . What 's it going to do ? Escape ? Sandy ! Sandy ! Mother ? He sent you . The Guardian sent you . Shh . I 'm here now . That 's all that matters . Let 's go inside . I need to talk to you . I 'm here to help you . Hey , buddy , you all right ? Say , mister . Hey , buddy . You all right ? Hey , fella . Say something . [Retching] Oh , my god . They tore him in half . And they ate the skin off his face . They 're cannibals . They ate the skin off his face . It 's not Gary . It 's not him . Let 's get the hell out of here . Wait , wait . I got ta stop . Come on , man . We got to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ night . Come on , Nick . You are the Chosen One . It ca n't be me . I 'm not strong enough , Mother . But dear , you do have much strength . No , I do n't . Some of which you 've shown already . I do n't even understand it . How can I stop it ? How can I stop it ? Shh . It 's OK . No . ( MONSTERVOICE ) It 's OK . ( HIGHMONSTERVOICE ) It 's OK . [Crying] It 's OK . [Roaring] No ! Mother ! ( SCREAMING ) No ! No ! [Roaring] Love you too , daughter . I 'm not your daughter ! We will defeat you . We will defeat you . [Gun_shot] I 'm melting ! I 'm melting . I 'm melting . [Wolf_howl] Listen , listen . The thing does n't howl , does it ? I do n't know . The Hoodigo Wendigo gets nothing out from me . Come on , Nick . Nick , come on . Nick , come on . Come on . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the crash . Tony was dead . Somebody had crushed his neck . Where you going ? I 've got ta find the circle . What ? The only way to stop the Wendigo Is to close the sacred circle . I know what it is and where it is too . So you mean you 're the one those things are after . You got ta take me there . And we got ta go now . It 's all making sense . You 're the one . [Crash] Where 's the circle ? On the other side of the island . [Growling] It 's a couple miles . It 's a circle . Let 's go . [Growling] Gary , Wake up . What is it ? What kind of circle ? It 's a circle of skulls . But I broke it . [Crash] [Growling] [Gun_shot] Sandy ! What are you doing ? Falling . Gary , help me ! [Screaming] Help me ! Help ! [Screaming] Put me down ! I ca n't get warm . You 've lost control of your body temperature . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It only makes it harder to bring up . You 're suffering from hypothermia . I 'm cold . Relax No . No . Slow your breathing . Shh . Slow your breathing . No . Warm up . Please . Warm up . [Gasping] [Screaming] No ! Sandy . It broke my arms . [Screaming] My arms of ice . Now look . Look into my eyes . [Screaming] Eyes of the Wendigo . [Screaming] [Screaming] [Gun_shot] [Growling] [Gun_shot] [Screaming] You OK ? We 've got to leave . Every minute we wait , the Wendigo grows . We 've got to hurry . We might be too late already . What the hell is going on out there ? Those are my friends . They 're not anymore . They 're just as much the Wendigo as the Wendigo itself . It controls their bodies . They crave human flesh . They 're cannibals . [Crash] Gary ! Burn ! Let 's go . You got ta help me . I tried to get away . It did n't help . No , not away . To @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to find the circle of skulls . And I 'm afraid we have to do it before morning . Before morning ? It 's almost morning now . I can feel the Wendigo 's power growing . By morning , he 'll be free of the circle , free to move and grow . Well , what 's that supposed to mean ? Armageddon . Wendigo will start small . Then death will rise . Then demons will emerge from the bowels of the earth . Do n't shoot us , Peter . We ca n't help what happened . We ca n't help what we crave . We 're victims . Just like you . Do n't shoot me . Do n't shoot . We 're your friends . We 're your God damn friends . We 're your friends . [Gun_shot] Let 's go . [Thundering] [Hissing] [Explosion] What is it ? It happened . The gate has been opened . The Wendigo is at full strength . I seem to be losing mine . That 's it . That 's the circle . There 's the break @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 've got to find it . Where ? In there . [Growling] [Roaring] We ca n't go in there . What about that thing ? [Roaring] He ca n't touch me . No ! Sandy ! Do n't go in there ! Come back ! Do n't ! [Explosion] [Growling] Hey , you ugly son of a bitch ! Over here ! Whoa ! [Static_crackling] [Roaring] She defeated you . No . No . [Screaming] OTHER WORLDLY VOICE : No , She has defeated you . The gate to your world is closing . Go with it . The battle is over . Then you will die . Sandy . You must join me . I can not stop it . Stand up . Sandy . You have the power . Join me . We must stop the Wendigo . [Static_crackling] [Explosion] Do n't be afraid . Never be afraid . You have defeated the evil and you are free to go for now . But remember , the Wendigo 's spirit only rests . And there may come a day when you area called upon again . [Roaring] @

@@5209041 - = Subtitle Created By TreeHH QQ1744114159 =-So I wan na sell my home and I put on the market for 300,000 dollars It 's a lovely home you have I 'm the agent Alright so let me start over , that was my ... i 'm sorry Alright I wan na sell my home I put on the market for 300,000 dollars I get an offer today for $290k The question is if I wait a week and get the offer for the full $300k Would I rather wait that week and get the full price ? Or take the offer today for $290k Ah you want to take it now I 'll be the real estate agent I 'm telling you want to take it right now because because a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ... The market is starting to really soften up with these things you just can never tell If you get a good offer , I really think it 's the right thing to take it And I 'm not speaking out of self-interest cuz I 'm the real estate agent and our interests are aligned cuz I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you to get as much as you can for this house I really do When you think about the incentives that the current contract set up between the home seller and the agent representing them , they are not well alligned But can you ever prove that ? Interestingly , if you look at the sales data on real estate agent own homes It 's not their client 's home when they sell their own homes They get more money than they sell the same home for their client Now why would that be ? What we find in the data is that agent hold out for better price and leave their own homes on the market for longer an average for 10 days longer But when it comes to your house The agent has the incentive to sell right away Why ? Cuz sometimes that $10k into his or her pocket - Only $150 - I only get $150 Because if you take that $10k that goes to him 6 percent goes to commission but that gets wacked up Half goes to the buyer 's real estate agent So @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have to kick back half of that to my agency So I only get one and a half percents So really , in order for me to help him gets the extra $10k I personally only gets $150 But I have to work for an extra week I have to buy all the marketing I could be off to another client trying to get another whole commission on another house So I have a strong incentive to say to him this is a great offer It 's the best offer you can get I really think you should take it So no matter what the real estate agency says I would rather wait a week and pick up the extra $10k The agent would n't It 's not that real estate agents are bad It 's just that they 're human beings and human beings repsond to incentives If there 's only one element that I say is that almost everything we do is the idea that incentives matter and if you can figure out what people 's incentives are you have a good chance to guessing how they 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and successful parents and they just want to copy them and so they try to do the things they think that they did to get their families so smart and good and whatever which is really just a ... can be a bad mistake of correlation cuase isolagi You 're gon na take your kid to ... you know ... every mommy and me music class and you gon na take him to the museum and start looking at all the dreaken roman sculptures you probably already playing mozart in the worm to get the brain really stimulated and it turns out ; that the best that we can tell from looking at data of actual parents and children along these dimensions that that stuffs do n't really matters that it just dones't make your child ... better so it might make you happier , might even make ' em happier , might also make ' em miserable but it turns out that those are not causo-elements I always said you can teach a kid just as much as in a grocery store you can as in a museum , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ figuring out tricky ways to get a cause-eality because the world just does n't offer you a cause-eality okay , what you see in the world is correlation So what the world gives you is - things are moving together or they are n't But to be useful , you need to dive down be able to strip away what 's causing what , what 's not causing what The data we looked at suggests that , by the time you actually have a kid most of the choices that you make will make you a good parent you 've already made them . So if you go to the bookstore and buy 10 parenting books , It 's probably not really gon na help the kid that much But the fact is that you are the kind of person who as a parent cares enough to buy 10 parenting books even if you do nt ' read ' em . That probably means you are a pretty good parent Just do n't think the books are gon na have a magic effect Ah parents , we wan na believe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a difference in our children 's lives . What they eat , where they go to school , who they hang out with But before any of that takes place , parents are confronted wth the one single ominous decision that could shape the entirety of their children 's future what is going to be their name ? ! These days , there 's an entire industry devoted to naming your baby . And business is booming There 's magazines , books , websites There 's even high profile baby naming experts . I 'm a baby name expert I study names , I ask the parents how they choose names for their children and I look at how names are changing , because baby names are changing today faster than ever before . Names are important , because they have a lot to do with your family , your heritage . Names represent huge , you know what I mean , street creditbility all of that . Names are definitely a big part of meeting someone A name can make you popular , and a legend . Without a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a name . It tells your whole identity . But just how important can name really be ? I mean , unless you 're Rockefella or Gates Can your name have some sort of magical power over your entire destiny ? Not convinced ? What about the following stories ? Once upon a time , there was a young mother who thought she was naming her daughter after her favorite actress on the Cosby show The smart and firery Tempestt Bledsoe This is the most humiliating moment of my entire life and there had been many But having never seen the way it was spelled The young mother mistakenly named her new born daughter Temptress Well , little Ms . Temptress did n't have an easy life growing up - I do n't even know - What do you mean ? As a teenager , she became sexually promiscuous Got into a whole bunch of trouble Back here you little shit That 's right . I better not let me catch you And ended up in court All Rise ! Leaving the judge to ask her mother Is young temptress @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Was that just one little misplaced ' T ' and ' R ' all that stood the life of ease and huxtable success , verses those long hard days in court ... and ' juvie ' Harvard professor Dr . Roland Fryer was determined to find out just that What happened to Temptress has NOTHING to do with her name , has everything to do with where she grew up It turns out , Temptress grew up in a poor black neighborhood The kind of neighborhood Dr . Fryer has been studying for years As a world leading renowned economist and an leading expert on race in America Fryer has been long been interested in what he calls Cultural Segregation The gap between White Culture and Black Culture One embodiment of that culture is what you name your kid is probably one of the few cultural items that we can really measure precisely What we did was we looked at the effects of your kid 's first name on their life outcomes Dr . Fryer analyzed the naming records of every baby born in the states of California over the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ African American parents are more likely than any other ethnic group to give their children unique names There is definitely a distinction between names for white people and names for black people Black names will be Molique , JAQuan , NayShan , Naheem - TaSha and Shamika - Shaniqua and NaShan and KayShan I know this girl , her name is " treasure " , TREZURE struck me as typically that 's more like an african american name I like the names that begin with SHA , like Shaheem , Shahee , Shamur Shakeem , ShaKoor You know - Oprah . It 's popular It was actually in the fifties and the early sisties that we saw huge overlaps in the naming patterns of blacks and whites So people name their kids John and Michael and names like that And what you saw was around 19 ... in the 1968 or so kind of the black power movement actually you saw distinct biofabrication with black names getting more disctinctively black and a lot of them are islamic names Because the black power movement is about identity - who are we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? It was n't until the late 80s and 90s that we started to get you know , kind of the ... made up , concatenated names that you see now This is generation today , they saw the change the whole name change concept they have names that are 30 letters long you know Everybody try to do something , um ... how do you say , unique they try to name their kids over something different you know We had 228 unique versions of the name " Unique " Again , my favorite was ... UNEQQEE another one of my favorite was UNEEK ah ... so there are a lot of people trying to be unique So what happened to all these uniquely named kids ? Kids like poor little temptress I think it 's not the name that 's doing the damage to temptress It 's that they grow up in the type of situation where someone would name their kids Temptress The person would actually names their kids that probably has a host of other issues that are influcing their kids ' lifetime outcomes Not just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ look at a boy with the most studied white name and a boy with the most studied african american name The person who gives their kid a distinctively biased name on average is more likely to live in poverty and to be kind of on the lower wrongs of the socio-economic ladder You see , this is where Jake lives and this is where Deshawn lives The schools are not functiong - the teachers in those shcools are n't the same quality as would be in Jake 's neighborhood In those neighborhoods , 80% of the households are female headed only and what we found is that , names do n't matter so much they type of mother you have , the type of family you have the type of community you grow up in those things matter a lot but what they name you , just does n't matter So name does n't define your destiny ? Maybe if you name someone destiny , I do n't know But ... No . I mean your name does n't define your desinty A name may not define your destiny But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Harvard professor Dr . Sendhil Mullainathan I 'm very familiar with Roland Fryer 's work We both worked on the impact of names I think Roland has emphasized that people who choose names that are very black are different from other people that choose names that are not very black whereas , we emphasize that holding everything else cosntant that people who end up with very black names are treated very differently We know that in the data African Americans earn a lot less We are interested in how much of that earning less is simply they find it harder to get a job are all African Americans treated very differently in the labor market than whites Dr . Mullaninathan conducted his own study This time in Boston and Chicago What we did is we made up 5,000 resumes Half of them we put an African American name , half of them we put a White name Otherwise , the resumes were the same . And we send them out And we said , which gets callback more ? What we found was that the same resume when it had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get an interview than it had a white name It means that , if a White person searching for jobs for 10 weeks an equivalent skilled African American will search for 15 weeks and those are 5 long weeks if you were unemployed You can judge somebody by their names It 's not right , but people do it They assume that , just because your name is Monique or your name is LaVongue , or Shenanig , or that that you 're African American and you are not qualified because your name has an ethnicity to it . One time , there was a girl name LaKeisha talked on the phone and I thought she was black but when I met her I was totally shocked that she was a white southern girl When I picture lashandra , yea she 's black The names we used in our studies were names like Lakisha , Jamal , Tyrone Based on the results , it raises a question I 'm an African American parent , I 'm thinking naming my child Tyrone sounds like a very good name , I might @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ child Tyrone ? Yes , name your kid Tyrone , you 've made it harder for him in the labor market On the other hand , should you give in to that ? Should I give in to the prevailing norm , or should I express my individuality ? as I want It 's a bit of an ethical quandary My friend got a drug dealer named Tyrone and I assume it 's a black guy Todd is a white name , Tyrone is a black name I mean that 's sort of how it goes , right ? You might choose a distinctively black name as a way to signal something about yourself and about your commitment to the black community and that 's the way to show other African Americans look I am really black and I think there 're distinctively black names already tell you that there 's a cultrual divide at some core , visible , noticeable level and we see it sometimes in clothings , we see it in names and in fact that 's true , there 're quite a few distinctively white names @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ those ... if you give me a minute I can count the others White names are like Sarah , Megan Mariah , Mary Billy Beckys , Johns Tadd Joe , Mike Ryan , Sam Chester My brother and I were talking about how we have white sounding names He 's Abner , I 'm Harper Stone , Stone Phillips , that 's like perfectly sutited for a white guy that 's the best white guy name you can have . We live in different cultures and your name is largely determined by your culture and the difference in the incident of LaKeysha among African Americans vs . white might be a good way to understand how truely there are different culutures African American inhabit and white inhabit Today , there is more evidence than ever that the cultures we come from influence the names we choose Just ask the baby naming expert More and more today , you see parents choosing a namealmost as if launching a product that you 're tryint to position a child for the best chance of success in the global market place So in an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Are some names destined for the top self , while the others are headed for the bargain basement ? Let 's take a look at the two product lines Turns out , there is a such a thing as a knock off name The top 5 middle class white girls names from Fryer 's studies are : ( inorderofpopularity ) Ashley , Lauren , Jessica , Emily and Sarah While the top 5 lower income white girls names are : Brittney , Samantha , Amanda , Jessica and Ashley So what happens to Ashleys ? ! She 's fast loosing popularity in the middle class list But she 's no.1 in the WalMart crowd As those wealthier folks see their names popping up everywhere they quickly discard them in favor of less merchandise And just like that , Today 's high end Ashley , becomes tomorrow 's low rent Trashley On the lower strung of the ladder , are the names that most signify lower class parents . Like Misty , Destiny , Bobbi , Brandy or Cyndi Now if you are over 40 and actually remember a time these @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Years ago , these names would n't be caught dead in a place like this But the years have not been kind to a name like Bobbi And even though she once was at the top of the social-economic ladder Today , she 's just clinging to her former glory Please do n't name your kid Barbie or Bambi or anything like that , they might end up being a dancer one day because of it And if you do end up with a name that 's bound for stripperdom at least you can change it I mean , hey , it works in Hollywood Think about it , would John Wayne has been as tough if his name is Marion Morrison ? Would we think Marilyn Monroe as beautiful if her name was still Norma Jean ? And would we think as Ice Cube rocking the crowd if his name is still O'Shea Jackson Actually , I always wanted to change my names to Max Powers cuz it seems like a name that everybody like once they hear that they 're like this guy must be really cool @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I never liked it If my name was , um , Henry O'Barma You know what I mean ? I think that would mean something to people and I would have more doors opened for me I did want to change it but now I 'm sort of cool with it You just sort of like jumps on your back and rides along with you through life you know As much as you may hate your name , at least your dad is n't this guy Meet Robert Lane He has two sons . He named his first son Winner . 3 years later , he named his next son Loser So Winner and Loser Lane set off in the world to claim their destinies And what happened ? Well , Loser went to prep school on a scholarship Graduated from college , joined the NYPD and eventually became a detective . And then , a sergeant He goes by Lou now And his brother ? Well , the most note worthy achievement of Winner Lane is the sheer length of his criminal record Nearly 3 dozen arrests for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there one name that you can give a kid that guaranteer that wo n't become screwed up ? No Sorry , there 's not one name that you can give a kid that guaranteer they wo n't become a screw up And there 's not one name that you can give a kid that guaranteer they will become a success You know , it is a crab-shoot when it comes to names I do n't think there 's any name that can guaranteer success , at least none that we found The world is full of excellent people and terrible people with all sorts of names The vast majority of the reason people choose is left unexplained It 's like , why did you choose your child 's name ? Sounded nice Who really knows what parents are thinking when they choose a name Maybe your parents went with something traditional Or something bohemian Something unique Or something perfectly trendy And maybe your parents did n't have the best taste and you ca n't stand your names Or maybe , they got it just right Actually , my name means @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I was actually named after a horse . My dad is a horse trainer . My middle name is comfort , because an angel came down to comfort my mother and told her she 's gon na have a daughter with dark hair and blue eyes who would be a great comfort to her The prophet Mohammed My name says that I 'm named after my grand father who was named after his great grandfather that was it says In the end , most parents just want the best for their children and if they believe a particular name they give can give their kid the extra edge Then why not ? ! I mean who konws ? It just might work CHEATING As W.C . Fields once said , " A thing worth having , is worth cheating for . " Or as Mark Grace of the Chicago Cubs once said " If you ai n't cheating , you ai nt trying . " Everybody understands why a kid would want to cheat on SATs right ? They have huge gains of ... get into Harvard and have a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What 's hard to think is why would a teacher cheat ? for a kid on a test And , when you go to Chicago and goes back a few years ago We find that lots and lots of teachers were cheating Why would they cheat ? Well , because there was tremendous pressures on the teachers to produce high test scores so their schools would n't get into troubles First of all , to a very expedient ... to go to the end of the test Cuz at the end of the test , a lot of the kids 've left them blank So instead of having to erase something and fill it back in , you can just fill in the answers It might look kind offunny cuz how often would kids take a test and they answered the first 20 questions , leave 17 questions blank , and then fill in the last 8 questions maybe be even a little funnier when they fill out the last 8 questions and they all all the questions right and those happens to be the hardest quesitons on the exam @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from public school I mean we are talking about millions and millions of answers thousands of kids , over years and years and I looked at the data , I could n't see anything . How can you see anything ? ! If you can think like a teacher who cheats , and look again at the sea of data These patterns come to light Patterns , which are suttle . Burried under mounts and mounts of data When looked at through the varied length , suddenly It just as clear as day . And when you know what to look for You ca n't help but say it has to be cheating What he 's really good at , is pretend he 's a cheater a criminal , a thief , a cheat , all these things because cuz really he 's not far from it ; I mean if you really think about what an economist is the line between an economist and criminal is terribly thin - And what about journalists ? - Um , no line Because he can put himself in the shoes of someone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you can back up the process and reverse engineer it And that 's what you have to do . Because unless you are in the room with cheaters , it 's really hard to catch them It 's not that some people cheat at every second or some people never cheat We all cheat sometimes and others Everyone got their own moral encompass to determine what they 'll do and what they wo n't do Economic tries to be a pure science in an impure world Economists imagine men and women are rational actors In a market place that hides nothing from buyers and sellers But what happens to market when people cheat ? 10 years I 've been interested in cheating and I was in Washington DC I remember just seeing a little blur in the Washington Post that said there have been allegations of cheatings in Sumo Wrestling My view has always been , if some insiders come forward and say there 's cheating , probably there 's something to it If you had said , where is a sport where you would not find cheating I 'd @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ years of history it 's all about purification , ritual and honor It 's located in a culture , which on all of the rankings of corruption across the country is really really low The ancient sport of Sumo Wrestling , is the essence of pure competition Two naked men , fighting in a sandpit Under the watchful eyes of a referee , dressed as a Shinto priest Shinto , means ways of the Gods A religion that celebrates the purity and harmony of men and nature In Sumo , you do your ceremonial stuff One is the clapping of the hands as to awake the Gods Two is when we show our hands and flip our hands over and stuff to show that we have no conceal weapons You come here and you want to fight fair with your bare hands and to tell the Gods you 're coming in with a fresh and clean might and heart vessel . The stomping of the feet in the Shinto religion is to stomp out evil spirits and throwing of the salt is purify I think purity is a good mask @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 's true that Sumo might seem to be immune from corruption because of its purity , history , and so on On the other hands , the stakes are high When stakes are high , and when there 's an incentive to cheat A small percentage of people always will Just as in medieval Japan The wrestlers , known as Rikshi or strong man spent years in apprenticeship Living together around the clock and training in stables or Biar Subject to strict moral and physical displine If you 're a Sumo Wrestler in the top ranks Your life is very very good and you can live like a king Once you fall belows those ranks or never attained those ranks , your life is not very good at all So , it 's a very steep pyramid , at the top life is great , and there 's lots of people down below life is not so great But there are so many of them , because they 're all aspired to get to the top obviously It 's a battle 24/7 , being a Sumo Wrestler It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ kill each other but it 's a lot of work to be big and at the same time active 6 major touraments a year you have to wrestle with injuries they throw you in a jungle and see how you can come out alive The objective of the game is to push your opponent outside of the ring or pushing him into the ring But how can you tell if a Sumo Wrestler is cheating ? Is it a slip on purpose ? Is the fall rigged ? It 's hard to tell unless you look at patterns over time People who are actively corrupted always try to cover their trails So corruption , by its nature is hard to identify , hard to prove Murders are really great , cuz almost always when someone is murdered , there 's always a corsp You might say " How would you know someone 's cheating ? " and the answer is - look in the data I do n't have to ever seen a sumo match I can look into data , I can look at it And I can tell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ rampage cheating going In professional Sumo touraments , the wrestler fights one bout per day for 15 days If you win 8 out of the 15 matches , you can move up in rank - half a slot The difference of half a rank can be maybe 5,000 dollars in paychecque a month The respects you get in the Sumo Association So when you talk about stuff like that , that 8 win is real critical A Rikshi entering a tourament final 15 match with a 7 and 7 record , has far more to gain from a victory than an opponent , say 8 and 6 has to loose If a wrestler has 8 wins under his belts , he 's guaranteed to advance Even if he looses that last match So he could afford to take a fall In Japan , there 's a term for match rigging - YAOCHO Many suspected that Sumo matches might be rigged But it 's nearly impossible to prove , unless you look closely at the numbers 2 wrestlers that I would expect to have an even match When 1 of them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one who needs it wins 75% at a time Rather than 50% a time That 's a huge deviation I ( 8-6wrestler ) let you ( 7-7wrestler ) let you win this deciding match cuz you my friend gon na fall down the pyramid if you do n't In return , the next time those 2 guys meet Lo and Behold , the 8-6 wrestler almost always wins those matches " Honne " is Real Truth and " Tatemae " will be the surface of things , the faced They are unusually important in Japanese culture That 's why the Japanese have given them names But being human , living in any society , I think we can all understand the concepts themselves That Tatemae 's going to be a great spectacle of honest competition but in the surface of creating that pleasing faced the actual players are engaging in a form of corruption To have the " Honne " exposed produces discomfort When you think of the financial scandals That have racked America recently A lot of people who were supposedly to be not just incredibly wise but incredibly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who have looked looked to the self-interest of lending institutions to protect shareholder 's equity , myself especially , are in the state of shocked disbelief . That produces a kind of dissolution , in any society that formerly looked to those people or those institutions are somehow representatives of what 's best in our society Sumo would be an example of that in Japan While I would not put the Bernie Madoff pre-arrest reputation , I would n't necessarily call that one of purity The way we would talk about Sumo Wrestling , or the way we might talk about the Catholic Cleregy The S.C.C . had an image of this guy - that was almost sacred saint in that he 's running the exchange , he 'd been a market maker . His reputation was so large that it discourages them from coming in with a bias toward corruption , and instead , they brought a bias against it . Mr . Madoff , what do you have to say for yourelf ? What do you have to say to the public , your investors ? The realm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the illusion of purity can not only hide corruption , it can help to make it possible . In Sumo , when whistle blower step forward to expose corruption they were not treated kindly . In 1996 , two summo vetrans , including a recently retired stable master , collaborated in a tell-all expos ? ? that was serialized in the Shukan Post The Sumo Association dismissed the allegation as lies , told by a revengeful stable master seeking to cash in on publicity . To defend their claims , the whistle blowers decided to hold a press conference . But two weeks before the press conference , both men died . In the same hospital , on the same day From the same ... myterious respitory illness . Yet no one questioned the way they died , there were no autopsies The police did not investigate the sudden and simultaneous deaths . " It 's a very good hospital " , a police spokesman told reporters . So , there were no grounds for suspecison . Concerns about the sport resurfaced when another mysterious death haunted Sumo This time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Takashi Saito Whose corpse showed visible signs of assault and multilation . Hiromasa Saikawa took note of the death of the young wrestler Sakawa is one of the nation 's most vocal critics of how murders are investigated in Japan . He quit his post on the Tokyo Police Force When the gap between the " Honne " ( thehiddentruth ) and the " Tatemae " ( thefacetpropriety ) had grown too wide The job of any police force is to help keep crime at low enough levels so that society can properly function . The " Tatemae " of the police force is to be seen doing that If the police can tell society , we solved 96% of crimes , they have certainly fulfilled their " Tatemae " function . In comforting society , making society feel safe . But to achieve that level of " Tatemae " The police might select only cases for investigation that they think they have an extremely high chance of solving Despite clear evidence of brutality , the police declared that the young man died of natural causes . And the stable @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so it can be creamated . But the angry father of the young man insisted autopsy , which revealed that he has been burned with cigarettes ; and beaten to death with beer bottles and baseball bats . The young boy has died at the hands of fellow wrestlers who 're ordered by the stable master to punished the boy for trying to run away from the world of Sumo Sumo counter-criticism with lawsuit against Takeda and his magazine Juries ruled against Takeda in cases where he accused individuals of match rigging But Sumo had no defence against the revelation of violence . To defend its reputation , the Sumo Association shores up its image By building on notions of purity from Shinto that are essential to be what it means to be Japanese Publicly , it insists that Yaocho is a myth . I hope ... there was none of that going on in the bottom ranks . But where I was ... No . A retired Rikshi who wrote to Komosubi - the 4th highest ranked in Sumo . Keisuke Itai came forward , and publicly admitted to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who did the same . In Japanese media , there 's a certain form of self-censorship giving interviews in japanese , the media will not quote me if I use the word " Daraku " which is corruption in japanese and they 'll change it instead to something like " Konran " - confusion . We certainly have the very same thing in America today . The New York Times , for example , will not use the word TORTURE to describe anything that 's been carried out by Americans operating in our prison system and the war on terror . However , if it 's the Chinese who 've done these things to an American airman , the NY Times has no compunctions about calling those things TORTURE The only way to combat corruption , to Steven Levitt , is to change rules to undo corruption incentives Unleash more investigative reporters and develop strong protections for whistle blowers . But that 's easier said than done when cultural slogans in American and Japan that we are honest , straight-forward and fundamentally good . Those who expose corruption are challenging @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to be The irony of our Sumo Wrestling was when it became public , the Sumo Wrestlers stopped cheating . and they 're not for good , they actually stopped cheating for a year or two and once people stopped thinking about it , they went back to it . but that I think is the answer how you stopped cheating . Louis Brandeis said that sunlight was the best disinfantant . What keeps us from seeing corruptions are our illusions that our economy is a rational system . A free market , opened to all The fact is that rigging markets and matches is good business If the rigging is hidden from all but a few In Shinto , the mirror is an important symbol reflecting a sense of who we are In that mirror , the bad heart is a hidden heart The pure heart is the one that hides nothing Looking at the numbers and accept what they tell us is a way of wiping dust away from the mirror Hi there boys and girls this is Captain Kangaroo Say , I like you to meet a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lot and lot of fun to have a pet that you can run , jump and play with , is n't it ? But did you know there 're kids that can not run , jump and play ? It 's all because a thing called Polio When I think of bad historical assumptions about correlations and causeality , I think of Polio 100 years ago . When it was this horrible mystery that claiming a lot of lives And it was really scary cuz it mostly struck children . And there was a strong line of resarch that suggested ice-cream cause polio , that ice-cream consumption cause Polio . Here comes Mr . Softy , the soft ice-cream man . The reason that correlation was thought to be causal was that Polio spiked in the summer time For reasons , that were n't really understood , but it did . And ice-cream sales spiked in the summer time . So , these researchers 're seeing that whenever a lot of ice-cream are being sold , and consumed , there was a lot more Polio . And that was literally @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Polio . And it sounds rediculous , but you see it all the time now - people try to fight against or build up something that they 're sure that 's connected to something else , but turns out it just is n't . We have a crime problem that is not out of control - all over the country - I am pro-choice extremists bombed more than 30 clinics across the country People like you allows baby ... When I started studying crimes in the early 1990s , it was rough at its peak the highest it 's ever been in the history of United States and all the experts expect it to go higher and higher The warnings are everywhere . But then , to everyone 's surprise , something happened . I do n't know , I guess you 're right Supposed it 'd be better off never been born at all . - What did you say ? - I said , " I wish I have never been born . " Homocide rate went up in half of the nation 's cities ( Christmas , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Murder is a national problem - up an average 11% across the country . In Bucharest tonight , the post communist leader Nicolae Ceauseascu and his wife , had been executed . Pictures of the former communist dictator lying in state - excuted by the firing squad - Crime and violence are now ... the top concerns of many Americans . You 've been given a great gift George . A chance to see what the world would be like without you . As the 1980s drew to a close , law enforcement experts predicted that the crime rate that has been preceeding decades would continue to rise . Would be the decade of the mega criminal There was only one problem ... it did n't happen . Across America , the crime rate is down . The FBI has some good news about crime , it 's down . It 's clear the numbers are dropping , what 's not clear is why . What 's behind this dramatic change ? Primarily it 's the Police , the police strategies . We 've incarcerated our criminals and thus taken @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the crimes . Experts and officials lined up to offer explanations for the drop in crime Community police officers , better prevention Their explanation included more innovative policing , harsher criminal sentences , changes in the crack market , increase gun control , a strong economy , more police on the streets But economist Steven Levitt examined these explanations . Evaluated the most popular one's . When you looked at the data carefully , it 's just not clear that they really have the impact people suspected . By ananlyzing the reasons most often cited by those in the press , Levitt was able to separate the more likely factors from the less likely one's The crime drop explanation most often cited was that innovative policing strategies had been introduced to some cities . NY City , for example , implementeded sweeping law enforcement changes from Police Chief Willam Bratton 's ComStat System to Mayor Rudolph Giuliani 's crack down on small street crime The reductions in crime that has been taken place in NY City are pretty close to miraculous NY City , had among the biggest declines in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there 's an enormous amount of fan fair given to the strategies of Guliani and Bratton . But crime felt everywhere , it 's hard to find any city in United States where crime did n't plunge . And also , crime was down 20-30% before Gulian ever took office . So , a number of things make me suspecious that it was really the Placing Strategies . The second reason most cited for the crime drop , was an increase in reliance on prisons . We 've locked up a million more americans since the 1990s There are now 2 millions americans in prison , and that 's got to reduce crime . Levitt recognizes that in prison more people will ... in short term , bring crime rate down . By my estimate , about 30% of the decline in crime can be attributed to the fact that we got very tough on crime in terms of locking up criminals . This is crack cocaine The 3rd explanation for the crime drop , most often cited in the press , were changes in the crack market . Now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ decline . The peak of the crack epidemics came in at the late 80s and the early 90s At that time , an enormous amount of the homocide in particular can be attributed to the crack . But for various reasons the amount of violence that has been associated with the crack trade really faded . That 's not the move no more So that can explain 15% of the decline in crime . Other possible reasons for the crime drop examined by Levitt include : tougher gun laws . the 1990s economic boom and an increase in police nation wide . So Levitt did not entirely discount these He sees these only account for a small fraction of the overall crime drop There are millions factors that drive crime , but how do you determine the particular competition ? Overall , what Levitt found from all these reasons was taken together , they only explain half of 1990s crime drop . The other half remained a mystery . So what happened ? Well , let 's remind to what many Americans may have seen as irrelevant incident in a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ executed by his own people on Christmas Day 1989 , it marked the end of the brutal totalitarian rein that has lasted 24 years . In his earliest days , Ceausescu 's Romania faces struggling economy and he sought to vastly increase the workforce . To achieve this , Ceausescu outlawed abortion in 1966 . Agents known as the Montrose Police rounded up women to give pregnancy tests and attacks the infertiles . Across Romania , women were forced to have children and they could no longer choose whether it was right to do so . Romania 's birthrate doubled . But more and more births across the country were , not surprisingly unwanted . And result in trouble up bringing . Of the infants forcibly born in the first year , more disenroll school , suffered more job performance , and with thus more likely to become criminals , than those born of the previous year . Even controlling for the aids , income , health and education of the mother But what do winds in Romania a long time ago , have to do with crimes in US @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You 've been given a great gift George , a chance to see what the world would be like without you . What I believe to be true and the evidence supports it , is a hypothesis which many people find jarring and disturbing . But nonetheless , I think it 's probably right . Good evening , in a landmark ruling that Supreme Court today legalize abortions . In 1973 , in a case called " Roe V . Wade " the Supreme Cort rules that abortion , which has been only legal in 5 US states , would now be legal nation wide . Precisely the opposiste of what happened in Romania , The legalized abortions in 1970s , was one of the prime reason why crime felt in the 1990s . Because the whole generation of unwanted children were never born , because of legalization of abortion . If you fast-forward 20 years to the point in time when they were going to be their peak crime ages , they simply were n't there to do the crime . You see George , you really had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mistake it would be to ... throw it away ? The trouble , of course , is that life is n't like the movies . For so many children who without " Roe V . Wade " would have been born in 1973 , their lives might not have been a wonderful life that 've been born in a loving family , in yesterday 's small town America . Rather , they 'd be a far harder road - been born into a potentially unwanted household in American 's crumbling little cities , or forsaken heartland . Levitt 's conclusion : " As much as half of the 1990s crime drop , was an unintended consequence of Roe V . Wade . " The theory behind it was quite simple , Unwanted children , have been shown to be at high risk for crime . With legalized abortion , fewer unwanted children were born . Therefore , the theory would be that there 'd be less crime in 15-20 years later . When those quahogs reach their peak crime ages And the data support that hypothesis , quite strongly . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that legalized abortions , 3 years before " Roe Vs . Wade " and about 15 years later , their crimes begins to fall , 3 years before the rest of the country . Then if you look at states where abortion was not just legal , but is available to people who wan na get them 16 , 17 years after " Roe Vs . Wade " you see a 30% difference between the states doing a lot of abortions and one's that are doing very few . Finally , all of the effect we see in a in a diverse in crime , all of that is concentrated among people under the age of 25 . People young enough to have been exposed to legalized abortion . People older than 25 , here 's no difference whatsoever between the high abortion state and the low abortion states . And I think in some way that 's the best evidence we have , that legalized abortions is responsible for a big chunk of the decline in crime . Levitt 's controversal theory has provoked strong reactions among critics . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ crime fighting tool . In no way , would I take this as advocacy in favor of legalized abortion . I do n't think anyone 's opinion about whether abortion should be legal or not should be affected by our result . Some of Levitt 's critics suggested that his theory holds what might have been classed a racial implications . He argues though that raising class has nothing to do with the matter . That his theory targets no specific group , other than mothers-to-bes of all backgrounds . And since , as Levitt points out , women who 're led to abort go on to become child bearers consistent with the general populations . Levitt 's argument could thus be undertood to suggest that legalized abortion does not so much prevent birth , as delay it . This turns an unwanted birth by a too young mother , for example into a wanted birth by that mother when she feels more ready . So , if Levitt is not advocating abortion as a crime fighting tool , what is he advocating ? Well , whether one is pro-life @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and today unpeached connection between giving women the right to choose and the reduction in crime . We started offing a normal interview post and now you 're lying down , swinging a pillow aaround What ... What 's going on here ? If I give you a slice of juicy fruit , will you say whatever I want No Wait , I heard that you 'll do anything for a slice of juicy fruit No matter how smart you are , and I kind of think they 're pretty smart , you come up with some incentive scheme that you think is a perfect one to enties the behavior you have in mind . And you send an army of people with nothing to do all day but to figure out how to beat this incentive scheme - and absolutely it 'll be beaten - Well , tell me about about Amdanda This is a long story I 'll give you an example , so We were trying to potty train Amanda and my wife went books and did all the things you 're told to do Amanda had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ use the toilet ... anymore . And this went on for months , my wife was frusttrated . And I said , I 'm an economist , I understand I 'll take over . And I got right down on Amanda 's level on my knees and I knew what ... she likes more than anything else , she 's about 3 years old , were MMs . And I said , " If you go pee pee in the potty , I 'll give you a bag of MMs . " she said , " Right now ? " , I said " Yeah " . said , " Ok " ; and she hopped on the potty went , went to the bathroom I turned to my wife and said , " Let the economist handle it , you know . " And indeed , for the next couple of days , it worked to perfection . And everytime she has to go bathroom , she announced it . She went to the bathroom , we gave her the MMs . Everything had gone great . But 3 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to the bathroom " She went and took a lot of few drops , I gave her the MMs She got off , she said " I have to go again " She sat down the potty , taking a few more drops , I gave her the MMs . " Got to go again " Basically , in 3 days she 's gone from someone with no blatter control to a pro that she can complete control the flow at a whimp And had a 3 year old had basically come up with a way to beat the incentive scheme I had developed within 3 days . In a million years I would never have imagined . If an economist ca n't trick a 3 year old for more than 3 days , What hope does an economist have tricking the whole country for even 3 hours ? So , that 's kind of the beauty of incentives You do n't really know what works and government think they know what works and they spend a huge amount of resources establishing incentives and they gon na do all these @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ great and may work out well in some measure But they 're gon na backfire in so many different ways That we ca n't predict yet . And people will claugh and people will cry . And that 's what incentives are . CAN A 9TH GRADER BE BRIBED TO SUCCEED ? ITE103 What you guys putting in this ? Get it right over there , you wan na do it right now . Right now you stupid ass . Clear ! It 's going That was nothing Make another one . I know I can do good in school but I do n't I have a reputation of bad child Parents are way too uptight in kids ' business , like ... Where you gon na go ? What you doing ? When are you coming home ? It maybe like " Hey you have homework ? " and I 'll say " No " or " I forget my books , I 'll do it in the morning . " - That works ? - Ah huh Gets them off my dick What 's up ? Hopefully , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ guess I 'll try to get a GED through the millitary or something I have no clue ITE104 In the modern economy , not graduating from highschool , is like an economic death sentence . When you talking about highschool kids , what matters to them is what happens today , a month from now or 6 months from now . You have a very forward looking mindset I think ... most kids are dull In designing incentives to help kids get through school , we 've got to have that conundrum in mind The idea was for the University of Chicago to see if students could increase their test scores simply by giving them a financial ... incentive . If it works for 1 student , then it 's good enough for me because we have no stake in it financially . The University of Chicago is picking up the tab . Why would n't we at least try it ? I 'm thinking , it 's going to work . Opportunity - you 'll always miss 100% of the shots you do n't take . And , that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need to put my degrees up on the wall , I already have those . I want them to get those . How has it been starting a new school ? It 's actually not that bad , I like it here - Yea ? - It 's really easy - Oh the classes are really easy ? - Oh , yea Let 's see , pull out your report card and see how you 're doing right now . - So , we can see your grades - Yea , not that good Alright , so what do you need to improve on ? Everything Ok , but you know I 'm seeing grades go up a lot so so you 'd probaly wan na know what to get right , if you ... do meet the monthly achievement standards ? ! - Sure - Ok , so open up your folder Fifty bucks ? Yea , you get the $50 every month as long as you keep your grades up Alright I think a lot of people here are gon na do their homeworks then - Yea , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ buy a lot ... ah - It can buy - You know , it can pay for my skateboards So then I could get sponsored , get free clothse and stuffs . Till I graduate - How 's school today , ok ? - Amazing - Good Kevin came home from school and says , " Mom ... " " ... if I do really good , I can get paid for it . " Mom , I could really make money . I 'm like , " Fine , Kevin , go for it . " I said , " And I 'll tell you what , you keep your grades up ... " " you 're gon na get the money , ... . mom will double it . " Whatever they give you , mom will match it . - Alright - Then you 'll have double the money . - If the grades go up - Right A little bit of bribery ? What parent does n't do that ? ! We all bribed our kids one way or another - One , two , three @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ They love to be bribed - Eight , nine , ten For 50 cents , I can buy whatever I want in my household Oh I forgot this dollar The closest thing to figurig out habbits is that incentives matter Not just financial incentives but social incentives and moral incentives . Our goal was to figure out : Can we cheaply and quickly move the needle at a school ? Can we get kids to achieve more as quickly as possible with spending very little money . There are 900 freshmen in our experiment , At the end of every month , we hold a payout event where all kids who got all Cs or above receive $50 in cash . In addition , those who quality are also elegible for lottery , where they can win $500 . To win the money , They have to have no more than 1 unexcused absence No all day suspensions And all your grades at the end of the month have to be a C or higher It 's great to give them this financial reward , but it 's also about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ big checque , sending them home in a Hummer limo . You think , there 's definitely a limo effect . That is so cool Are you serious ? ! They got to ride in it ? ! Aw , that is so awsome ! Oh My God ! This is awsome ! Oh yes , yes , you 're getting straight As from me . Yes ! There 's lot of things I 'd do for money I mean I work all year round Hi , I 'm a representative of ... . we charge $3 for a walkway and $5 for a driveway would you like to hire us for our services today ? Hook , line , and sinker They say money does n't buy happiness , and I agree but I disagree . Depends how you look at it , Because when they say money can not buy happiness , they 're saying materials things can not make a person happy . Wan na bet ? Okay , BPL083 , unfortunate that person did not meet the standards this month we can not give them the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ month , right ? - Yea - So you think you 'll be meeting the standards next month ? - Oh yea - Alright - I took a look into the limo thing and I was like ... Oh , you 've seen the limosine outside ? It was awsome ! The lights , the way it was layed out ... Take us home , Jekins ... it 's gon na be so cool ! These are my halls ! These are my halls ! Cuz I 'm a King that 's my last name . The King - 5 or 7 of prime , so that 's ... - Write it ! - Show your work - 5 , you ca n't break down 5 because it is a prime number Show your work ... I need you to ... do - I 'm gon na do 7 through 12 - No , I said 1 through 6 You do n't get to pick It 's really important for me for him to finish school , because I did n't . He 's very intelligent , he needs to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ kids into going to school and get their grades up . Hello ? Hi , my name is Eliah , I 'm calling on behalf of the Chicago High School Is Guela Lupaia available ? Is Hector available ? Is Mark available ? This is a message for Jessica Richardson , wanted to congratulate her on meeting the monthly achievement this month so she 's eligible to win $500 And also , just let you know to have her keep an eye on her math and biology grades cuz they 're on a C right now . Hi , this is Sally Sladoth from the University of Chicago , Is Kevin Muncy there ? Hi this is Kevin Hi Kevin , I 'm looking at your grades , and it looks like you need to bring some of them up , are you doing something to work on bringing up your grades ? I 'm not gon na lie , I have n't done every assignment , so far So are you going to your teachers and ask if you can make up the missing assignments ? Ah yeah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - That 's great , so you gon na try to make those up - Yea Cuz the thing is if you can trun in missing assignments , you can bring up the grade a lot . because you go from having no credit for the assignment , to getting some credit or even a lot of credit - that 'll make your grades bounce up a lot . - Yea - So , you going to get the $50 for this month ? - Are you gon na be doing your best ? - Yea Alright , that 's what I like to hear - Alright , take care , have a good day . - Alright , you too , bye . - Bye Huh , what ? what ? what ? what ? Go duct tape him . Little drawing over here , chromosomal #21 , down syndrome are clear So , if you have normal splitting , this is what happens , we 're making sperm here ... . - Mr . Garshorn , can you Tyler come help me ? - Sure You just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her to come back here . Lindsey Do you have that ? Congratulations , you met the standards Congratulations , you get the $50 this month . - Unfortunately , you did n't meet the standards this month - Great It 's just on the grey category , you need to bring up these ... grades to ... to be passing So , let 's take a look here ... Algebra you 're passing that 's good So , what 's going on in Biology and World History ? Are you missing assignments ? His history teacher said he should be in his honor class but the simple fact that he 's not doing the work , that 's why he 's not there . Have to do the work . The trouble between me and my mom is mostly about homework . Because , the way it is with her she 's always " When I was in school , ... " ... we have homework everyday . " And I 'm trying to get her to understand it 's 21st century . That was then and it is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ offence , care less ... Ok , so what do we have ? I think the results are great this month , where you see the control at 28 , then all the treatment at 36-38 So , that seems great to me , you know ... When you go from 28-37 , - Right - I mean you 're talking about close to a 30% increase right ? So , seems like we are taking all the D kids to C - and we 're not doing anything for the E kids - Right The question is the kids moved from D to C this year , are they gon na have a better life ? - Right - I do n't think we 've the answer to that , overtime we 'll find out ... But I 've definitely been surprised by how important how well the parents groups are doing that parents still make a difference in 9th grades it looks like . Mom , I took a quiz on this book the Maken TerryBerry book , I took a quiz on that Did you read the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ read the book , I read the book , I read the book but I ... - Did you READ the book ? - Yes ! Cuz we have to search and read to find the answers we have to read the book to find the answers So , stop Did you read the book or you just skim over the book ? ... to find the answer to the question that you were looking for ? Because , there 's a difference We read it as a class , but when we took the test ... he gives out the page and we have to look for the answers . Did you read the book without the class ? Did you read the book from cover to cover ? - Not from cover to cover - So , you did n't read the book - We have ... - You did n't read the book ! - We did n't ... - You did n't read the book You did n't read the book from cover to cover , outside of class , with no help , no instructions @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't read the book that 's why you failed the test . Look , I made a tattoo gun out of toothbrush and I was giving myself a tattoo in class - You have a tattoo ? - I 'm giving it to myself I only did like a little bit I got to do it a lot better I ca n't let them see cuz I 'll get into trouble , but ... I made it out of toothbrush , and then just turn it on I made it out of guitar string I do n't think I 'll take money for giving up my social life I wan na be the class clown I 'm doing better cuz I went up 6% to ... almost a D He always likes to be the class clown , always likes get the laughing ; impressing everybody around him That could be his incentive But you 'd think that ... to impress everybody around you , your grade will be with that too . He 's got something in the mail that showed the list of all his grades E , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ said , oh he 's enjoying 9th grade he 's doing it again , so ... Now what I need to do , is whenever he asks me for money now , he 's not gon na get it . End of story . Yea . when the skateboard running out of wheels or getting bad ... Well then , just grinding them down , or hit the books or soemthing Urail , what does it mean to say a genotype is homozygous - When all the " aline " are the same - When all of the Alios are the same This is my last chance to win $500 I 'm at the line , I 'm splitting ... splitting a hair . My brain 's been going up and down . There 's always something that 'd distract me . You know what I mean ? ! What 's distracting me was ... trying to be cool trying to keep up with the Johnsons basically . ITE103 Congratulations , you made the standard achivement for the last month . So , here 's your report card and the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back . Congratulations Great grades . If I fail , I 'm done , I 'm dropping out . Army , marines , coast guard , go to Iraq or something like that . I 've no clue . - Urail King - Yes ! Take us home , Jekins What are the final results are like ? Our program is getting 35-50% more students to pass 9th grade . 5-7% boost in 9th grade passing rates . We sure expect a lot higher rates than that . We hope for a lot higher rates than that . If we give them $50k ... to pass the 9th grade ... what share do you think would pass ? Would we move 10% of the kids ? 20% of the kids ? All of them ? I do n't know I think we need to , attack the problem at a ... much younger age ... the dollar will be better spent during the earlier years So what are we going to do next year ? What about preschool , did they find a preschool yet ? Yea , we 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . So , we 're talking about preschoolers ... are we talking about taking parenting out of the hands of parents ? Or teaching the parents how to parent ? Or both ? It 's a little bit of both . That could be fun . The way I see it , learning is like a virus . a virus that most adolesents do n't want to catch until later on in life . Next year , I 'm gon na be a sophomore . I 'm gon na tell you , I 'm doing great and I 'm getting As and Bs . Next year when I 'm gon na be a sophomore . If not As and Bs then straight Bs ... or Bs and Cs . Hey , that 's difficult , that 's not as easy as it looks . I can promise you milk and cookies , but if the oven is broken then you just gon na get milk . ITE104 Our incentives , unlike everyone else 's , are to be honest ... If we build our reputation on , we 're honest @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ then people will believe us about everything . The worst thing we could do , the only way we can ruin our reputation is by starting to take sides and fights . This peculiar beast , which actually has the right incentives , you just seek the truth . And not have an agenda . So , I do n't think , anything we 've ever written or thought is gon na save ... any lives really , or ... make people better or smarter anyway . But we kind of give people permission to challenge conventional wisdom sometimes ... And ask a different kind of questions entirely ... and a lot of times the sort of questions you ask his children , and ah , people kind of chuckle at you . But once in a while , they turn out to be rather good . The problem is , as you get older , you ask them as adults in a meeting or friends , they 'll laugh at you hard and you stop entirely . And we just kind of keep doing it . We kind of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ really is n't . What if that did n't cause this , what if this cause it ? I think that 's just need to be a lot more permission for people to think like that Total bs , was't it ? - =End of movie=-

@@5209141 Hey ! Hey bud . You know I was gon na pick you up at your place . Yeah , my mom and dad are acting kind of weird right now , so I figured I 'd meet you here . Oh , okay ... yeah . You okay ? Yeah , everything 's fine . You sure you still want to go ? Yeah . Gon na be pretty nice tonight . Maybe a little cooler . Yeah ... let 's just go . Okay . It 's about ten miles up the road . You think this is far enough ? Yeah . I think so . No one really comes out here . We 've never been out here before , have we ? How 'd you know about this place ? I used to come out here to get away from my dad . You could 've come to my house . I could n't get you in the middle of all that . You remember how mean he was . You remember when he broke my arm ? Yeah , I remember . I was happy for the day he left . Let 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ( boyslaughing ) You remember that time the scorpion bit me on the hand ? That scorpion bit you so bad . It was good I was there to tell you what to do ! You pissed on my hand ! That 's what you 're supposed to do ! It gets the venom out ! Yeah , sure . Whatever . ( laughing ) Think everything 's okay at home ? I figure it is . Told my mom I was camping with buddies . They do n't ask too many questions if I stick to the rules . I got a summer job . Yeah . It 's not that big of a deal . Working at the diner . Helping in the kitchen . Cleaning tables , you know . At least I can help my mom , now . That 's good . About the job . The extra money will help . Yeah ... yeah . So I guess you 'll be leaving in a few weeks ? Be kinda hard not having you around . I really do n't want to move , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was hoping he could 've waited until summer was over . We 've been best friends for a long time , huh ? Six years . Be kind of hard getting around without you . Not gon na be easy finding a new best friend . I really wish we did n't have to move . We 'll keep in touch , right ? Yeah . Be really nice . I wish I could call you sometime . If it was n't so expensive . I mean , I guess I could call you sometime . You could come visit me . I could take a couple days off work . A weekend or something . You could borrow your mom 's car and come see me ! I do n't think she 'd go for that . I barely have my permit . Maybe I could . Maybe next year . I 'll try . Yeah . Yeah . I 'll try to see you , too . Sure is dark out . Yeah . Desert is the darkest place . It 's kind of scary . All the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got to keep an eye out for . But the fire should keep them away . You think anyone knows ? I uh ... I do n't think so . No one can ever find out . I mean it . If they do , my life will be over . I would never tell anyone . Yeah . I know . You want ... some more chili ? No thanks . I 'm fine . Well ... I 'm getting kind of tired . Oh . Okay . I guess ... I 'm going to head to bed . It 's getting late . ( distantcoyotesounds ) I want to ... but I 'm so afraid . It 's okay , Kyle . People in a small town , they have a way of finding things out . You 'll be moved away , and I 'll be left here alone . People wo n't understand . You know I ... I care about you a lot . I know . I 'm really gon na miss you . My best friend ... is moving away ... Forever . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? We were just talking about the sci-fi thing . The sci-fi thing ... The movie ? We 're in preproduction . The alien movie ? Right . The movie . ( Shocked ) Holy Shit ! This is one of your little aliens . Should I come back after ? No . We 've got to get this done today . This needs to be approved . Tim said you wanted to see it today . Right . The little aliens . They start shooting in a week . Much better than the last one's . At least these one's are shocking ... Until you realize that they 're just puppets . They have to make fifteen . Wonder how much that 's going to cost me ? Tim keeps asking me if there 's an official title for the movie . He 's not sure what to tell people . He can tell them it 's untitled . How about " The Monsters That Ate Bakersfield ? " Why did I agree to do this movie ? You like making movies . You feel rewarded at the end @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a vacation . Take some time off for yourself . For your life . Hmmm , life . Now where did I put that ? They do n't tell you it 's ten percent show , and ninety percent business . Brian , save yourself . Find something you love , and do that ! I think it would be cool to be the big producer man . In charge of it all . Me and a buddy are working on a short film . It 's gon na be about twenty pages . My brother has a traumatic brain injury . He was hit one night by a drunk driver . Messed up his life . Anyway , I was thinking of doing a story on that . A scripted story . Get some good actors to help out . If you want to chase your dreams , then do it . But make sure it 's what you want to do . And stay true to yourself . Do n't take any crap from anyone . ( @cell_phone_rings ) Hey . Definitely . He was supposed to get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We need to have the insurance on papers on file . I do n't know ! Just by tomorrow ! Call me back when you know for sure . I guess I have to babysit everyone ! ( stressattack , @heavy_breathing ) You okay , Jake ? Yeah ... I 'm fine . Let 's get this done . ( frontdooropensandcloses ) ( clearsthroat ) Fire ! You just woke up , did n't you ? I guess I passed out . Dude ! Deal with it ! Ai n't someone little miss sassy pants . And a little bit sad . I 'm awake . Ready for a fun filled evening . I got pizza , beer , a Family Guy marathon ! Come on , get up ! Come on , get up . Come on ! Right here ! Hit it , smack it ! Hit it hard ! That 's good energy . I like that ! Rough day , huh ? The usual . It was a stress day . No kidding , man ? Me too . I met the biggest freak in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah . This man barges in , demanding help . Total jerk-off . Anyway , he starts on about how his account needs to be fixed . How he 's an American , and the foreigners are taking over . Dude , can you give me a break ? Sorry . No problem . Thanks for the beer and pizza . Here , take it . I 'm fine . Come on , man . You like things in your mouth . Dude , eat your own pizza ! Okay ! You 're welcome to tell me about it when you 're ready . It 's just life , business ... everything . Sounds like you 're ready for one of those padded rooms , man . I 've been having these ... I do n't know .. anxiety attacks ? Really ? Kind of a serious issue . Might want to go to a doctor or something . For what ? He 'll just tell me not to work so hard . Take some time off . Then he 'll push drugs on me . Well ? Well what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the hell outta here . Find that life you 've been talking so much about . It 's been a long time coming . What has ? I 've seen a difference in you lately . Your life ... or no life . You 're depressed or something . Well maybe depressed is n't the right word . You 're definitely not happy . Well , I think I am . Oh really . You work your butt off for years . To climb that all too-tall showbiz ladder . Just to find out it 's all work and no play . You hardly ever date . You never go out , and you 're always tired . I do n't have time for anything . You work , come home , eat . And not very well . The double chins ! When was the last time you had sex , for God 's sake ? Can we just have our pizza and watch television ? All I 'm saying , is there anything that will make you happy ? Is there something you can change ? It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sexy when you 're about to have a stroke ! Come here , big boy ! Stop it ! Why do you have to tease me ! You 're straight , dude ! I just ca n't resist a boy whose days are numbered . Freak ! Okay , man . Let 's just figure you out . I think the last week I had off was when I graduated high school . Wow , that was what , forty years ago . That 's what I feel like . Life is just passing me by . I 'm having al these past thoughts about when I was a kid . My best friend . So you feel like you did n't find what , closure ? Yeah ... yeah . I think so . I knew this guy once . We were buddies in college ... We were jacking around . And , uh he pinned me against the wall . And he had his hand on the button of my 501 jeans . And he just , stopped . It 's funny . I never thought about it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in my pants ! Great story , dude . What 's your point ? My point is , he was too afraid to take that chance . If my 501 jeans had n't been so damn tight to get into ... Who knows what would 've happened . Gay ! Gay ! Gay ! ( Stevelaughs ) Look , do n't overthink it . Just do it . You know what I think ? Little Jakey needs a break from life . You know what that means ! - No , no , no , no , no . Oh yes , it 's gon na happen ! Just back off , mister ! I know how to use this pizza ! Okay ! Okay ! I 'll get a life ! No more wire hangers ! I promise ! Stop ! Stop ! I know . Find out if we need a new location . And fast ! Send Scott over there ! See if they 'll do it with more insurance ! If we do n't get that location it 's going to screw us up ! Okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ca n't be good . Hey John ... yeah . Yeah . I did hear something about that . Uh-huh . Yes , we have two weeks left . Uh-huh . But John you have to understand ... John , are you going to listen to me ? John ? John ! Listen to me ! I do n't care ! You signed a contract ! It was spelled out ! You were going to get lead credit with Susan ! And that 's what you 're getting ! Alright ! You know , I am sick of the whining and complaining . Am I getting paid enough ? I do n't like craft services ! ... Do I look young enough on film ? Come on ! You know what ? You 're either on board or not ! I want you on set , on time ! I do n't want you hung over from partying every night ! You can do that on your own production ! ( doorheardopening/closing ) Alright man , I 'm here . What 's the big news ? Sounded urgent . Uhh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me ? If you are , I get the kids . I ... am ... taking a trip . Getting away from it all . What , like a business trip ? Personal life trip . You were right . I need a break , and if I do n't do it now ... Then ... I 'm gon na be trapped here , forever . You 're ... really gon na do this ? I 'm really doing it . Dude , look . You 're my best friend . I really appreciate ... You helping me figure this out . Figure what out , man ? This ! Me ! At least what I can do to change things . Try to find some answers . I feel like part of me is missing . Like ... I 'm somewhere else . Okay , you 're not like , having a breakdown on me are you ? You 're not like ... going Stepford , are you ? No ... but ... I do n't want that stroke ... you know . You want to feed me in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I uh ... am going back to my hometown . You 're really gon na do it ? Good for you , man . I think this is exactly what you need . Hey , you want to come with me ? On your little journey ? It 's a little short notice . Oh come on . Ca n't you get off for a few days ? I do n't know . Ah , okay . So when was the last time you had a vacation ? Lived a little ? There was that time in Vegas but I had to pay for that . And she did n't even kiss me . So , uh ... I do n't know , man . You sure you want me to come with you ? Is n't this something you might want to do alone ? Uh , it 's not like you 'll be in my way , dude . You can do your thing , and I can do mine . Besides , you 've always been there for me , you know . Well somebody 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . All cute and sweet ! We leave tomorrow morning . Alright man . - AM . AM , right . You have to buy the coffee . That 's how it works . - Always . You 're driving , too . I 'm driving . To the airport . Wherever we 're going ... Yeah , yeah ! Weird trips . Packing flannel shirts ... ( travelmusic ) ( travelmusic ) Ca n't believe we have to share a room , man . And you literally got like the smallest room . You can honestly touch me from where you are . Oh , knock it off . What 're we gon na do for dinner ? I 'm sure this town closes at eight . You know , maybe that little diner I used to eat at ... is still here . The one where Opie would go every day after school ... for his rootbeer float . Shhh , hold on . I 'm looking someone up . Yeah ... did you find your long lost friend ? No , but I think I found his @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh ... good . Well , maybe she has some food we can eat ! You know , maybe he does n't even live here anymore . Maybe he died , man . What ? What ? It happens . Okay . I 'm gon na call her tomorrow . Yeah , I 'm gon na call tomorrow . Well you get on it . I 'm gon na hop in the shower . When I get out , I expect some food . Okay ? I 'm kind of nervous . You know . Seeing these people after all these years . Dude ... you 're such a little bitch . Man , you left like fifteen years ago . No one 's gon na recognize you now . You 're old . Thanks . Dude , I speak the truth , man . Get on it ! I 'm frick'n hungry ! It 's not like a prom date ! Food ! Food ! Okay , okay . I 'm hungry . Hungry . Thank you ... It was nice of you to look me up . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's been so long . It 's no bother . What brings you all the way out here ? I just had to get away . You thought you 'd check up on the old place , huh ? Maybe look up some old friends . Yes , Ma'am . Well , welcome back . It 's nice to be back . Wish I could remember back that far . I was about fifteen . I 'd probably still be living here . If my dad had n't taken a job in the city . Well , the town has n't changed that much . I bet you could find a few people you used to know . I do n't expect many of them moved away . Actually , I was wondering about Kyle . What he 's up to these days ? I was n't very good about staying in touch . You sound like a man with a mission . I ... when I left he was working part-time at the diner . He still cooks there in the mornings . The breakfast shift . He also @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cars and tractors . That kind of thing . Plus , he helps out at the local horse ranch . Wow , he never left town . He 's a sweety . He stops by every day or two . He brings supper . We watch Wheel of Fortune . I thought he 'd be doing something else by now ... or moved away . He worked in that diner after school ... and on weekends all the time growing up . He worked hard to save up for college . He was always taking about how he was going to college . He wanted more than a cowboy life . He worked all those rodeos just to get more college money . When he 'd rather be doing something else . I expect with all those jobs he does , it earns him enough . There 's nothing lazy about Kyle . He 's had a pretty rough life growing up . We 've all had our tough times I expect . I 'd like to see him get out more , but ... I guess that 's not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ days . Mostly pool halls and bars now . He just lives a few blocks from here . He has a small place , but he 's made it real nice . He 's usually home , or at his cousin 's place . If you see his old pickup you 'll know he 's there . I bet he 'd be real surprised to see you again ... after all these years . He could use a good friend . I think he gets lonely sometimes . ( @train_whistle , signal ) ( footstepsheard ) Hello ? Hello . Yeah , I 'll be right with you . Need some work done ? Uh , no . I 'm a friend of Kyle 's . I 'm looking for him . Uh , Kyle 's inside ordering some parts . You 're welcome to go in and wait . Okay ... thanks . Well , I 'm Kyle 's cousin , Heath . I 'm Jake . Wow ! Pretty busy , huh ? Yeah , yeah . Makes us a little money . Good for bars and women @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Yeah . How 'd you guess ? I see you were smart enough to get out of this town . Oh , I do n't know . I kind of like it . People are a lot friendlier . Yeah . I reckon that 's true . No car jackings around here . ( @knock_on_door ) ( @knock_on_door ) Yeah , it 's Kyle . Just checking on that heater core I ordered . So it 'll be here by Friday ? Sounds good to me . Alrighty . Uh ... how you doing ? Great , thanks . Sorry about the hand . You need some work done ? Can probably get you in tomorrow . Well , this is gon na be a shock to you . Do n't I know you ? It 's me , Kyle . Jake . Jake ? My best bud ! From when we were kids ! Oh my gosh ! You need to sit down ... Wow ... I was n't sure I should be here . But I wanted to see you . Sorry to give you such a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ such a long time . Well , uh ... let me give you a hug , buddy . Ca n't believe you 're standing here . Thought I 'd never see you again . Yeah , me neither . Little Jake . Standing right here . Well , what brings you back here ? I wanted to see my old buddy . Just needed to get back to where I was raised . Well can I get you something to drink ? No , thanks . I 'm fine . Well uh , what are you up to these days ? I work in the movie business . Producing . Movies huh ? Well , good for you . Never thought you 'd wind up in that business . Bet it 's a lot of fun . Oh , it 's okay . It ages you . Your aunt was telling me you 're doing well for yourself , too . You 've got the business here . Still working with the horses . Doing some cooking ... Oh it 's okay . Keeps me busy . I like to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . Uh ... you staying for a while ? Yeah . A few days . Uh ... you want to get together sometime ? I mean , unless maybe you have other plans . I came to see you . I 'm free to do whatever you want . We 've got a lot of years to catch up on . I 'm sure sorry to hear about your mom . Oh , uh ... thanks . I always liked her . Yeah . She was sick for a while . It just finally got to her . You know , I ... still think about you , sometimes . I wonder what you 're up to . Hope you 're doing okay . Hell , I just thought I 'd never see you again . But ... here you are . So yes . Maybe getting together . Tonight ? That 'd be great . Maybe I can cook us some supper . Get me a good home-cooked meal ? Sure . So ... about seven sound good ? Yeah , uh yes . Seven , sounds great @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's really good to see you again , Kyle . So uh , I 'll see you later tonight , then ? Yeah . Seven . Supper . Here . Alright . I 'll have it ready . Well , I 'll be seeing you later . See you later ! Alright . ( @door_closes ) Wow . You did all this for me . Oh , it 's nothing . I could 've picked you up at your place . I 'm just a few bocks away . I enjoyed the walk . I really appreciate you having me over for supper . I miss those days . It 's all different when we grow up . I have n't had a meal like this since I left here . It 's a regular okie supper . You 've made a real nice place here for yourself . I like it ... a lot . It ai n't much , but it 's home . Do n't you eat at home ? ( laughs ) Buddy , this is great fixins . This whole day is great . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's back to Hollywood ? Yeah . I guess so . Maybe I could show you around town . How things have changed . Yeah , that would be great . I see you still have the same old pickup truck . Lot of memories with that truck . Oh ... around here I do n't need anything to show off with . Do n't know what I 'd get . New trucks are so expensive . Uh , anything fun go on around here . In small town America ? Not much anymore . I just do my thing . I get together with the guys sometimes . We shoot some pool . Have some beers . I visit with my aunt a few times a week . I might have a friend over . Rent us a movie . Hang out with my cousin Heath , mostly . Hell ... I was even gon na get married there for a while . What ? You look a little surprised . Uh , no ... I just ... wow . You were gon na get married . Good for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . She went to the market one day and never came back . She did leave me a letter on my windshield though . Hell , I probably should n't even been getting married . To her , anyways . I did try to find you . So I could make you my best man . You did that for me ? Sorry I was n't around . Oh hey . That 's no big thing . It is to me ! We were best friends . We were gon na grow up and see the world together . I do n't know . I just got so caught up in life there ... I kept saying I was going to call or write or ... It was n't fair to you . You know , I had these feelings . I was a kid . Maybe , maybe I did n't know what I was supposed to do . I had these feelings about things ... And I ... well I just left that all back here . I think about this place . This life . Us , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Getting outta that noisy city . Sure be nice having you back here again . But I , guess that 's where you have to be . ' Cause that 's where the movies are made . Yeah ... most of the time . Hey , you want another beer ? Oh , I do n't know . I just had to figure things were n't gon na be different . So what about college . You never got to go ? With mom getting so sick ... There was just too many things that came up . I said I 'd put it off for a year to take care of her . Work all I could . Help pay the bills . After a year she just got too weak , tired of living like that . I could n't blame her for wanting to go . I know I could n't live like that myself . She really liked you , though . She talked about you all the time . She always said there was something kind about you . Anyway , I was left @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mess . Thousands of dollars . I even had to sell the family house to pay off the bills . I rent this little place right now . Do n't know if I 'll ever get ' em paid off . I do what I can . But ... my dream of college ... That other life , outside this place ... It just was n't gon na happen . Anyway ... I do what I can . I 'm just a cowboy . ( turnsengineoff ) Thanks for a great time , oh and , thanks for bringing me back . You 're welcome . I could n't let you walk back in the rain . Man , I have not had that much fun since I left here . Yeah , it was kinda fun . Anyway , it was a nice thing to do . Be a lot more fun times if you could visit more . Oh yeah , I will . Or maybe I could come visit you . You in the city , Kyle ? I do n't know . I ... do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Probably not . Heck . Been here so long I would n't know what to do . So many people try to run from their small town life . You know . They think there 's always something better . You know , I was thinking about all those years back ... How we were becoming more close as friends . Shoot . That was such a long time ago . ( nervous ) Yeah , well it 's getting late . we can talk tomorrow . Maybe you can show me around . Sure ! That 'd be okay . Whatever you want to do is fine by me . Well , I guess I better get inside . I know you 've got ta get up early and all . Yeah . That 5 AM does come early . Man , all these years . Early everyday , huh ? Yeah ... all these years . Well thanks again , buddy . See you tomorrow ? Tomorrow . Hey , Jake ... Yeah ... Are uh , are you ... uh ... uh ... sleep well , bud @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ alone again . Hope you 're finding things to do . No worries , man . I 'm kind of digging this vacation thing . And this town has some history , so ... Not every day I get to hang out in the country with my best friend , so it 's not bad . I 'm gon na be hanging out with Kyle some more . Oh yeah ? Nice ! Do n't worry man , I 've got it covered . I figure dinner and dessert ... Some beers down at the local pub . You know , shoot some pool . Maybe uh ... find me some cute local girls . You know how I do it . Yeah , right . Alright . Just , you know what ? Be careful , alright ? I do n't want you to end up in the hospital . Some of those girls ... Just make sure they do n't have boyfriends . You 're so lame , you know that ? I mean you 're just no fun , whatsoever . If it 'll make you feel @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at some people ... Come home , jerk-off on your pillow ... If I meet some hot local chick ... I 'll make sure she 's unattached . You happy with your life ? - What ? - Are you happy ? The choices you 've made . The day to day routine ? I think so . I mean , I 'm not sure anyone is truly happy . Yeah ... I 'm content . That makes me think . What 's the meaning of life ? Most people just take from the world . They never give back . In the end , you 're just left a shell of a man . I do n't want the last line of my life to be ... Why do I feel like there 's something missing . I want to say I did good in life . I made a difference . Like my grandpa . He was a simple man . Raised poor , but ... I used to always tease him . About driving around town with coupons , just to save a few cents . But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... More stuff than we 'd need . I never understood why . One day I was riding my bike down the street ... I see him walk to this house where some poor people live . He has this bag of groceries . He hands it to the wife . She starts crying , man . Yeah ... I think that 's the meaning of life . It really is that simple , is n't it ? Yeah . Yeah it is , man . Beautiful is n't it . Sure is . I used to get up here a lot . Get'n away from everything helps me think . I do n't get up here much anymore . I hoped to build a house here sometime . I do n't know . Maybe someday . Oh , there 's still time . Oh I guess . Maybe so . You know , I was thinking about all those years . Each of us not knowing what each other 's life was like . How we could 've helped each other out . Guess I think too much . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on taking chances . I guess we 're all a little afraid at times , I reckon . Yeah , and then when we figure it out , we 're old . I 'm gon na be a terrible old person . I 'm gon na be one of those guys ... That talks about the past all the time , you know , that says ... " I had to walk ten miles just to get to the train station ... to ride it into town to get a sack of tater chips . Then I 'd get ' em home , and they 'd be the wrong brand . Dadgummit ! " It 's nice to see you laughing . I feel like you do n't get to do it that much . It 's getting kinda late . I think it 's gon na rain . We 'd better get home . It 's gon na get dark . I know you do n't like the dark much . I still think about those coyotes . Yeah . I did n't want you to think I forgot @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . That 's in the past . No , it was part of our life then . and I know with me get'n married and all , you must be wondering . Yeah . I kind of wonder . That 's what you were gon na ask me last night . If I was a big homo ? I did n't exactly think that . We still know each other pretty well . Ahh . What do you say we go cook us an Okie supper ? Sounds good to me . ( rainpouring , @door_closes ) ( rainpouring , @door_closes ) Holy cow , it 's coming down ! - Yeah , man ! Here you go . Thanks . These thunderstorms come up fast . I 'll get us some clothes . Now I 'm getting cold . Here you go . Thanks . This gets warm in a hurry . I do n't remember it being this cold this time of year . Did n't used to be . Last few years it 's been getting colder . Yeah . It even snowed around this time last @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was really surprised . You warming up ? Yeah . I 'm gettin ' toasty . How 's your friend Steve get'n along ? He 's welcome here . Thanks , you know , he 's ... He 's sleeping in a lot . Gets out , gets dinner , checks out the town . Goes to the bars . I think he 's looking for a little lady , you know . Told him just make sure she does n't have a man already . That 's good . He 's a tough guy , but I do n't think he 'd fair too well against good ol ' boys . You were close with your mom ? Oh . Yeah ... We 'd spend hours together sometimes , just talking about anything . Probably nothing that mattered . but , we did have some good times . Sometimes I 'll go to pick up the phone to call her . But then I remember , I ca n't . Or I 'll be driving . I 'll drive by the house ... like I 'm gon na go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Someone else living there . It 's okay to be sad sometimes , you know . Life just sucks at times . I 'm sorry that , you know ... That I was n't around when your mom ... It 's gon na bother me that you had to go through that alone . Nobody should be alone . Yeah . No one should be alone . It 's been a long time since that night we went camping . I was n't sure you remembered or cared to remember it , but ... The day I left here , I uh ... I really did leave a part of me , and uh ... I do n't know if you ... I ca n't know for sure how you feel or ... If you feel about me , the way that I feel ... The way I feel ... You know what , I 'm sorry . I should go . No . Do n't go . I really do n't ever want you to leave . It 's just been so long since anyone ... I was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sure what to do here . Look Jake . I ca n't offer a person much . You deserve better . Well I ... ( anxious , nervous ) I forgot to get this stuff to my aunt this morning . I 'll be back in a little while . I 'll make us some supper when I get back . ( doorcloses/raining ) ( dooropens/closes ) - Kyle , that you ? - Yeah , it 's me . Brought your things by . Thanks sweety . I 'll put ' em away tomorrow . What 's going on around here ? Just the usual . Your friend still visiting ? Yep . I think he 's heading back in another day . I 'm gon na cook us a late supper when I get back . You can take the rest of the cake . It 's been out long enough . How you two getting along ? Oh , it 's fine . Having him back here has been real nice . He seems like a good man . - Yeah , he is . I think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out here to see you . Not much fun to do here . I 'm trying to keep him from get'n bored . I 'm sure he 's not going to get bored . He just likes spending time with you . You seem like maybe something 's bothering you . You know , you can talk to me about anything . I 'm happy to listen . I guess at times , I could talk to someone about things . I guess I worry about you . Promised your momma I 'd look out for you . and I know how you miss her . The talks you two used to have . We all need someone to talk to . I still miss my little William . But I talk to him everyday . Life has to go on . A person has to be strong , I reckon . I was hoping now that you have your friend back ... You 'd have some fun in your life . There I go again . Interfering in your business . No , it 's okay . I could @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ much . Who 's William ? I do n't mean to pry , but I ... never heard you talk about him . You do n't want to hear about my past . Sure I do . Well , I was married a long time ago . I was only 16 . William was his name . He 'd get teased because he was short . But he was a tough man . He was always after me to go out with him . All the time . He 'd send me flowers and candy . Life was so much better then . It was simple People were more decent then . Or maybe I was too simple a person to see the bad . Anyway , I finally gave in to him chasing me . He courted me for a few months . Everything was like a dream . Like ... It would only be better if he would ask me to marry him . He asked me one beautiful Saturday afternoon . We were sitting on the porch swing , watching the neighborhood children . He gave me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ few moments . He thought I was gon na say no . His face got so sad . But I let out a big yes ! - You really had him going . - I sure did . So we got married . Practically everyone in town was there . Then came the children . We had two beautiful boys . I feel so bad . All these years ... and I never asked you much about your life . We all just stay too busy . Those days are long gone . But you 've lived alone ever since I can remember . That 's what the war did to me . It took my William away from me . Nothing would keep him from protecting his country . I never wanted to marry again . He was my only love . My best friend . Then the Vietnam war came later . Took one of my beautiful sons . He was my little William . Dear God , I hate these wars ... But I 'll see them both again someday . Kyle McAllister , you listen to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! I want to see you happy . You understand me ? Yes Ma'am . Every day that goes by , is a day that 's gone forever from your life . I want you to start being the man you really are . You 're like a son to me . I 'm gon na make darn sure you grow old a happy man . Life 's gon na kick you in the rear , but you have to go along with it . To hell with what people might think ! So , you do know about me ? I guess you 've known for a long time , then . It 's just been so hard hiding it . I 've tried to find a way to live with it , but ... You listen to me . That 's just who you are . You be proud of that . And you make your momma proud . That she has such a sweet son . who 's turned out to be such a wonderful man . Well , now that that 's over with , you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't like to be kept waiting on his food . ( @knock_on_door ) ( @knock_on_door ) Hello ? Come in . It 's cold out there . I 'm sorry to bother you . - It 's okay . Kyle 's not here right now . - Oh . Oh , uh , yeah . I can come back by later . You 're welcome to wait . Can I offer you some coffee ? Oh , no , no thank-you . I should n't be here long . Umm ... Is there anything I can help you with ? Kyle will be back shortly . He was gon na leave me something . A box , or a sack . He just gets things for me at the end of each week . Oh , uh ... you know what , it could be in his truck . Oh , okay umm . Well , I guess uh ... that 's okay . I could come back tomorrow or , I could come back later . Are you okay ? Oh yeah . No , I 'm fine . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Is this it ? Yes ! Oh ... thank you so much . I do n't know what I would do without Kyle . Been kind of rough , huh ? This really helps out me and the kids . He 's been a good friend . Well , umm ... I guess you 're visiting Kyle ? Yeah . Visiting from the city . Enjoying the few days that I 've been here . I guess it 's different from the city , huh ? Yeah , it is . I almost moved once . Well , I ... got married . Had kids . You know ... uh ... things did n't work out ? Well , no . He left us a while ago . He 's .. got a new family now . The new family gets a the benefits of a better father . The old family gets nothing . I do what I can . I have two jobs . The boys work after school . We do okay . Especially with friends like Kyle . I guess I 'd better get going . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No , no . I enjoyed listening . You seem like a nice person . Thanks . You do too . You sure you 're okay ? You need a ride ? Oh no , no . I 'm fine now . Thank you , again . Uh wait . Wait one second . I do n't want you to think of this as charity . Just one friend helping another . What ? No ! No , I ca n't take that ! I can't . ( chokesup ) It 's okay . Just put it away for when you need it . It 's a gift , okay ? Thank you ... Well uh ... it was nice meeting you ... Jake . Jake . Cora . It 's nice meeting you , too . Maybe I 'll see you again . You never know . Life has a funny way of working out , does n't it . Yeah ... Thank you ... thank you . - Thanks again . - Night . Here you go , sir . I 'll get supper going . Dessert . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ say . Look Jake , I know I can never be the man you are . I 'll never be as smart or the same level as you . I do n't have good taste in fancy clothes or furniture . I 'm just a poor country man who ca n't offer much . I can cook , fix cars and ride a horse . But that 's not really the person you need . And I know you 're gon na be leaving soon . And I 'm gon na miss you . Do n't know if we 'll ever see each other again . Maybe if you come visit now and then . But I know how I feel now . I know how I always did feel . I was always thinking about you over the years . Wondering what would 've happened all those years ago . I just hurt so bad when you left that day . So if you ever did decide to move back here ... I 'd try to be the best person I could be . But I know that ai @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I had to say . I 've thought about this every second . You know . How I 've felt since I 've been back here . All those years ... Wondering . Going through my life every day , and you ... Never knowing how much it hurt to leave you . You are perfect . Just the way you are . And do n't ever let anyone tell you you 're not . I 'm no better than you . We 've just lived different lives . I 'm still that same little kid ... you used to go swimming with ... That you used to go riding with . But ... If I could live here ... I would . So , that 's exactly what I 'm gon na do . Move back here . And live with you . Where I belong . You 'd do all that just for me ? What can I say . You can cook . What about your job ? It 's the modern age , you know . I can make movies anywhere , even here . That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ work ? My friends will all think I 'm crazy . But it 'll work . ( crying ) I love you , Jake . Hey Kyle , you up yet ? You gon na seep all day ? Man , you should have seen this girl last night . She comes right up to me and grabs my ass ... I do n't remember much after that . ( chuckles ) How come you 're not up ? You sick or something ? Let 's go . Holy fuck ! Heath ! Oh my God ! You 're a big fucking homo ! Let me explain ! I do n't need you to explain . Just stay away from me ! Ca n't we just talk ! Heath ! Wait up , man ! Heath ! Wait up , man ! I do n't need you to explain to me . I might just be a dumb country boy . But I know a fag when I see one . I know what this is about ! That fucking man came here from the city ! It 's not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . No Goddamn way ! You and me were best friends . Everything was fine ' til he showed up . So do n't tell me you was always like this . Wait ! - Get your fucking hands off me ! You some kind of , what ! What are you , huh ? Is every cowboy now one of them broken back cowboys ! Jesus Christ Kyle , what 's gon na happen to you now ? You 're the only family I got ! We 're still cousins , Heath . We 're still best buds . I guess it 'll take a while ' till we can work things out . Guess you feel better , now . Yeah , a little . This ai n't the way it 's supposed to be . There ai n't no easy thing about this . You do n't know what it was like for me all those years . Keeping it a secret . Afraid what people might think . I still got some good life ahead of me ! And I ai n't gon na waste @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ never really happy . I had no life ! Well , what 's gon na happen now ? I 'm still me ! I 'm still gon na live my life like I always have . Maybe this time , I can live a little better off . Oh , I do n't know , man ... It 's gon na take a while to get used to it . I do n't get it . You 're a regular tough cowboy . You could have any girl in town . They 're always asking about you ! I guess you are kind of sensitive . Do n't you make me fucking laugh ! I got a gun in there . I 'll kill you dead right now ! Whatever you say . I got ta get home . Me and Jack Daniels needs some alone time . You ever wonder what it 's all about ? The world . The universe . Why we 're here ? Yeah . Every day of my life . Wondering , are we in the middle of space ? Just to be alone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go from here ? The big question . Ever hear from your dad ? My dad ? I was hoping to forget about that part of my life . But ... yeah . He showed up at mom 's funeral . All those years later . But he was never there for me as a kid . And after the way he treated me and my mom ... I could n't see any reason to start being buddies now . So you 'll be leaving tomorrow huh ? Yep . Get'n on the road early . To get things started as soon as I get back . A lot of people are gon na be shocked . They wo n't understand how I can leave it all behind . But you know what ? It 's okay . They do n't have to understand . We all have our way of thinking about life . It 's up to each person , to find what makes them content . You know ... What they can get out of life . We 're stuck with the life we have . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of it . And by my calculations ... I 've got probably another 38 years ... Before I move on to the great beyond . You 're keeping a calendar of it , huh ? Oh , I just figure if I 'm gon na make the most of my life ... I 'd better make it all count ... from now on . That 's a good way of thinking about it . ( Jakesighs ) ( Kylesighs )

@@5209241 What 's one about ? It 's a comedy ma'am . It 's a comedy ? Comedy , comedy Is it funny ? I do n't know ma'am . I have n't seen it . He has n't seen it . Has n't seen it ? No , no . I hope there 's no swearing in it . I do n't want swearing . No , there 's no swearing in it . She hates swearing . I 'm not sure ma'am . I can ask the manager . He 's gon na go ask the manager . Ask the manager ? No swearing . No swearing . For fuck 's sake . We need to talk , Barbara . Hey guys , could you turn off your phone please ? Are you , Barbara ? Who is this Mr . Stick ? Hey guys , could please turn off the phone ? Thank you . Come in . Come on guys , come on . I 'm trying to watch a movie , all right ? Please just turn it off . Hey shut off your own phone jackoff . We paid to watch the movie too @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hey , who are you old man the local movie cop ? Kiss my ass . Mr . Lee , I can check the replacement unit in the morning . Check it now Johnson . No morning , too late . It 's almost five o'clock . You said it Johnson , almost five o'clock . So get working . Yes , sir . Okay . Dammit , son of a I told that bitch to get her own set of paper clips . My god it 's not like I 'm being paid to babysit her . Yes , yes . Exactly , exactly . That cow needs to get a life . No , no one respects her up there . Even corporate is losing patience Ma'am . I 'm trying to tell you I ca n't stand that lady Excuse me ma'am . They get on my nerves . Excuse me . I promise you I think I 'm having Not at all . STRESSED TO KILL Subrip : Pix Well , you certainly look a lot better than you did the last time I saw you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an elephant that was sitting on my chest . Interesting analogy , I suppose I did . Thanks for saving my life , doc . Well , you 're welcome , Mr . Johnson , but you know you 're not out of danger yet . I know , but you believe me this was a wake up call . Yes , it was , and you can choose to blow it off as a bump in the road like a lot of guys do . I promise ya it 'd be a mistake . What do you do for a living ? Inspecting and install fire safety equipment . Do you like your job ? Better than being stuck in an office all day . I hear that , but is it stressful ? For the most part no , outdoors on my own . It 's good work . Well , do you have any hobbies ? What do you like to do ? I like to travel . We used to do that a lot . My wife has other interests now . I see It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ let 's just say if it gets any higher , you could be visiting the morgue . What do the numbers mean ? Well the top number is the pressure in your arteries when your beats . The bottom number is the pressure between beats when your heart 's at rest . If you want to see another set of birthday candles , you 're gon na have to get these numbers way down . 120 over 80 ideally , a little higher 's acceptable . Tell me if you had to pinpoint the persistent stresses in your life right now , what would you say ? I guess people . Yeah people . A lot of assholes out there , doc . Sometimes I ca n't take it . I understand , Bill . Hell I agree with ya . But you got ta learn to get along them as hard as that may seem , and you need to identify and get the more persistent one's out of your life completely . How do you suggest I do that ? It 's not easy to say . Be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ something . I want you to take your blood pressure every day and record it . That 'll tell ya if it 's working or not . All right , okay , I 'm on it . Thanks doc . Bill , you do not need that much butter . I 'm not one of your fatass clients , Vera . Give me my toast ! No , but you do n't need that much fat . You know you 're headed for another heart attack , Bill , if you do n't change your ways . Thank you . I can not believe that you drink those shakes dude . They 're terrible . I had the strawberry . Tasted like an old sock , Billy . Would n't even feed that to my dog . Ca n't even clean the floor with it . I do n't know how the hell you do it . What do you mean you want to see other people ? Are you breaking up with me ? My God , this has never happened to me before . Really ? Are you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . Plastic bitch , hopefully into a landfill . Jesus , Billy . Brother , that was straight cold , seriously . It 's been two weeks now right ? How you feeling man ? I think I 'm ready to go back to work . Work ? Vera , she still busting your balls , is that it ? It 's her hobby . You 're supposed to be home relaxing man , you know . Chill out , smell the roses . You got to take care of that ticker of yours , that 's what 's important . Somebody better tell Vera that . Hey ! What the hell ! You ever hear of ' excuse me ' ? Hey ! Hell no . Son of a bitch . Hell , Billy do n't , stop Billy ! Billy ! Do n't do it man ! Hey ! Let it go , Billy ! Jesus Christ . Jesus , Bill ? What happened to the show ? What show ? I only asked you to do one thing , my Celebrity Dance Off . Why did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ watch the show when it 's on ? Honey , I 'm sorry , I hate , I ca n't stand that thing . You say that , Bill , but when you got nothing else to do all day long but hang out with your lazy-assed friend , it 's a little disappointing . Disappointing ? I 'm just saying . Honey , I did not hang out with Stan all day , we just had lunch , all right . I just had other things to do . Like what ? Like getting the oil changed . Getting stuff for work . For work ? You 're not going back to work already , are you ? But what about your yard project ? You mean , your yard project . Bill , your doctor told you to take it easy . It 's only been two weeks . My blood pressure is down . Yeah , that 's hard to believe . Billy , the doctor told you he wants you to avoid a stressful environment . That 's why I 'm going back to work , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , no one 's gon na throw you out on the street . And no one 's gon na sell all your things , okay ? Well , they got to send you a letter first . They better not . I have nowhere else to go . Well , what else is wrong , honey ? I have other bills , you know . What about my Botox ? All I hear is words , words do n't mean crap , Stanley , or pay my bills , so talk . Honey , I ai n't got nothing else I can give you . I mean I do n't and if I did , I would . And I told your lawyer that . And he told me that you 're a filthy no-good liar . He said chemist 's makes serious money . Chemists with three ex-wives do n't , okay ? God , listen honey , I , I need to go , all right ? Listen , I 'll call you back later and we 'll work something out , okay ? Do n't you hang @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , baby . She 's suing you for the third time , and you 're giving her that shit ? It 's my way of keeping her psychologically medicated , Bill . I mean , it 's where I need her to be right now . Where you need her to be is in a coffin six feet under the ground . That 's a bit harsh . So what 's up ? I need a loan for a lawyer . How much this time ? You already owe me a grand . I do ? Well , tax time , that 's right around the corner . We can work it out . Okay , but after this time that 's it . Yeah , thanks buddy , yeah . You know you 'd be better off using my three grand to hire a hitman . Now where might I find one of those ? Hell , I do n't know , internet ? Why do n't you look for three for one special ? Three ex-wives for the price of one . Interesting that you bring up the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you know . What would you say is the fastest acting poison ? How fast ? Kills you instantly ? Right away ! Well , I do n't know too many that have worked that fast , but you know there are several that bring almost instant paralysis . You know , you 're dead like thirty seconds later . That 's good enough for me . Why are you so suddenly interested in poisons ? I 'm just a curious cat . Curiosity killed the cat , my friend . Cat should have been more damned careful . Okay , I got a raccoon tearing up the yard . I got to do something . Little bastards ! Excuse , girl , Veronica can kiss my hairy rearend . She is not the boss of me . It 's hard to believe she 's still got a damn job . She got to be blowing somebody in Contracts . Sweet Jesus ! You were coming to bed an hour ago . What are you doing in here on a Friday night ? You know I still remember a time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did I interrupt you jerking off or something ? No , I did that earlier . Now I 'm planning our future . I can only imagine . Well , you 're going to need more than a plan if you ever plan to be someone , Bill . I am someone , sweetheart . I 'm Bill Johnson . I 'm perfectly happy with that , okay ? Life is n't just a dress rehearsal , Bill . You really need to step it up . I got a few surprises up my sleeve . I believe that this is what you were inquiring about . A little Hollywood , do n't you think ? Hell no , I do n't want you to be mistaking it for , you know , cough syrup . How much punch does it have ? Let 's put it this way . They ai n't getting up . Who 's they ? I do n't know . I should be asking you that , mystery man . Raccoons ? Yeah . Hey , that work colleague you mentioned is he fat and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Hell yeah , he 's uglier than both of us combined , Billy . His name is Flip ? Yeah , but everyone seems to call him , Big Boy . He seems to fancy himself quite the lady 's man . You 're kidding me ? Yes , I 'm kidding . Well , you seen the guy , right ? Hell , I 'm thinking the last woman that actually touched his wiener was his mother . Yeah , she was changing his diaper . Yeah . Yep , I should be home around seven o'clock . What the hell ? No problem . Come on buddy , get your stinking tank out of my driveway . Mother fucking bastard , ridiculous . Hey zip cat , were your ears painted on or what ? Are you having a bad day , buddy ? You 're in my driveway . I got to go to work . Okay , I got ta go . So that 's how it is ? Jesus , this guy 's on the tank . Son of a bitch , this guy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What 's your problem , faggot ? You want a date or something ? Hold on man . You are my problem , asshole . You do n't quit driving like that you 're gon na kill somebody . I ca n't hear you man . I ca n't hear you . Shit . Are you crazy ? Nice job , Mr . Johnson , I 'm very impressed . Whatever it is you 're doing seems to be working . Care to share your secret ? Not yet , it 's still in the testing stage . I see , well other than that , how 's everything else been ? You staying out of trouble ? For the most part yeah , I did go back to work . I do n't know , it may be a bit soon . You still need to take it easy . I ca n't relax at home , doc . Does your wife work ? From home . I see , all right , but just do n't overdo it , okay ? Yes , sir . Now listen @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . The heart means business . Thanks , doc , I understand . Brent ! Brent ! Sir , over here . Do n't tell me we got transferred now back to traffic ? No sir , no , no , this is n't a traffic case . In fact , I think this man was murdered . You want to enlighten me ? Come take a look . What am I looking at ? Here . You see that dart ? Yeah , I got eyes , I can see . That did n't kill him . No , sir , but I believe that this one did . It was removed from the victim 's neck . I 'm guessing poison . Dear God , not again . No refuge from these inconsiderate bastards . Lionel , you know no , nothing personal to it , I despise all men , actually I despise ... all women too . Come to think of it , I despise everyone . Excuse me , excuse me , excuse me . Could you keep it down please , it 's kind @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ phone , too ? Thank you . Screw him , the guy thinks he owns the place . I know . Jesus . Hold the phone up a little higher so they can see it on the TV . Let 's go this Indian place . I hate Indian food . No , it 's good for your skin . Excuse me , I just asked you politely to please keep it down . Who the hell are you ? Shut your pie hole ! My turn to talk . I paid fourteen bucks for a movie , I do n't pay to listen to your mundane bullshit or to watch you wave your stupid phones around . Do n't you shush me ! I 'm doing this for you , too . Hell , I 'm doing this for all of you . Not one of you sons-a-bitches have the balls to complain . Turn the phone off and keep your mouth shut until the movie is over . Thank you . Fuck you . Please ! Give it to me . Yeah , baby ! Come on ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Come on , turn around baby . Yeah , hell yes , baby , hell yes . Ashley ? Hey . What are you doing here ? What a surprise ! Come here . What are you trying to do ? Give your old man another heart attack ? I 'm sorry , Daddy . I did call the house , but there was no answer . That 's all right , I 'll forgive you this time . It 's good to see you . You look great . You 're looking good yourself . Much better than how Mom described you . What were you expecting ? I , I do n't know , I thought you 'd be in bed at least . Really ? My God , look who 's here . Hey When did you drop in ? An hour ago ? You staying for dinner ? I 'd love to , but we 're heading back to Atlanta for dinner date at Dave 's parents . How are his parents doing ? They 're fine , still on that exercise kick , Mom @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's a way of life . That 's just great . Dad 's looking pretty good ? Well , I do n't know what you call good , I mean , he 's still not out of the woods . What woods would those be dear ? This is V . Daddy , Mom never stops just pounding away , does she ? Yeah , yeah , your Mom 's a regular jackhammer . What 's going on , Sweetie ? I do n't know to tell you this , but I really am surprised to see you looking so good . I mean , it 's great , do n't get me wrong , It 's just that when Mom said there was all kind of complications , after the heart attack , and that 's why you guys needed the money , I , I expected you to look like crap and you do n't . What money ? For the operation ? After your insurance got cancelled ? What operation ? Your bypass ? The bypass , yeah , how much money was that again , Sweetie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Well , she asked David if he would ask his parents . They were cool . They were happy to help . When was this ? Couple days ago . Mom 's going to be mad as hell at me for telling you this . She made me promise not to say anything . Not a word . Scout 's honor ? Scout 's honor . Daddy , next operation , it , it 's serious , right ? It 's serious . Well , do n't die me , Daddy , okay ? I 'd hate to be left alone with Mom . I 'm not going anywhere , not for a while . You better not . You know how much I love you . I love you more . That 's debatable . And embedded in the necks of both victims were needlelike darts . The police suspect the needles contained a poison , which killed the victims soon after impact . Here they come . Okay , back up , give us some space , give us some space , please . Detective ? Give @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Detective ! Give us a second , please . Detective , please , early reports suggested there was a witness in the theatre . We have several witnesses , yeah . According to the wife of the victim , here , the husband , he had some sort of scuffle here with some man prior to the incident . I do n't think that individual is involved . If he could indulge me and come down to the department , have a coffee with me , I can clear him . And I 'll just be the old fly on the wall . Enough of the questions , enough of the questions , put the cameras down , please , man . Give that girl on her knees and pray to God she wears those shoes . Mr . Gates , the last victim of the individual some have called " The Dart Man " died while watching the critically acclaimed Oscar nominated , " Six Bullets for Barbara . " Holy Shit , He Was 73 years old and leaves behind a wife He did it . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! What ? Johnson , that you ? Who else would it be ? Yes , Mr . Lee , yes , it 's me . Welcome back to the rat race , Johnson . I 'm sorry , but plans changed this morning . I need you back at Bells , pop off right here . No , Mr . Lee , I 'm five minutes from the barracks , it 'll take me ninety minutes to get back to Bell . It can wait till the afternoon . Bell building more important , more money . Mr . Lee , I 'm not working this afternoon . What ? Why you not tell me that ? You know I 'm on half days for the next two weeks . I had a heart attack , remember ? Half day no good today , I already short staffed . I need you help me out . Okay , what the hell , all right , I 'll do it . I said I 'll do it , I 'll do it this afternoon . Why are you still on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that 's what I was trying to tell you . What ? Well , if they expect me to do that , they can pay me . Do I look like a charity ? No , you look like an island with an elephant legs . What , what kind of validation I need Jemma ? I know , I 'm beautiful . Well , he 's a wimp , I would n't date his ass either . Have you seen the kind of car he drives ? A ugly truck with a tray in the back . Get real , McNeil ! Well , I done heard every excuse in the lexicon , darling . My ex-wife 's gouging me , I 'm still trying to pay my college loans , I prefer to eat at home . The cracker My parents lost their savings on Wall Street , and I 'm still trying to help them out , yeah , right . Kick him to the curb baby . He is not going to put a ring on your finger . Well , at least not the one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need to get with someone who does . You should try a dating site . Yeah , a Jewish dating site . Who gives a shit that you 're not Jewish , by the time he finds out , it 'll be too late . Dear . Gosh , excuse me , it 's my floor . Is she all right ? Hello ! Is that you William ? No , this is Santa Claus . William 's out back feeding an elf . Well Santa in case you happen to be driving that sleigh of yours , I suggest you stop by my place on your way home ? There 's something that Billy and I need to discuss . Why ? What the hell 's so important ? Do n't you watch the news ? Okay . All right , I 'm here , what 's going on ? Jesus , get in here . You 're all over the news . That douchebag at the movies , some guy in a car , Jesus , Billy . What are you doing man ? You 're running around @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ might responsible for both murders . Brilliant ? My doctor said to eliminate stress from life . Yeah , and you took his advice . Clearly , it 's working . I had a rough couple of days . Yeah ? Tell me about it . All right , so Vera 's exercise program now includes screwing her clients . And the client she 's screwing is your buddy . Big Boy ? And screwing in the park is the exercise program she has him on . You , you actually saw ' em ? Yeah , I saw him , and let me tell you something buddy , she was n't changing his diaper either . Jesus , Billy , hell no , hell no . And on top of that I just found out that Vera conned David 's family out of a whole bunch of money . And she 's probably going to use it to hire a lawyer to take me for everything I have . Maybe run off with Big Boy , who the hell knows . Is that all ? No , no , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hog in an elevator today , and it did n't do shit for my blood pressure . So after three murders , my solution is no longer working . What 's going on with you ? You got ta be better than me ? And you 're gon na , you 're gon na want to shoot me with one of them damned darts of yours , when you hear what I got to tell you . Sweet Jesus , all right , okay , hit me . God , I gave Thelma the three grand . You are a lunatic . And , of course , she lost it all , gambled it all . I mean , she is pissier than ever , Billy . She is definitely suing me . Congratulations Stanley , you are officially a bigger fucking idiot than I thought you were . The money was for your lawyer . I know , I know , and I wholly intended to give it to him , I did . Yeah , yeah , yeah , but after you banged her all night , your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ insanity would be cured with three grand ? Well , she was starting to sound real reasonable , Billy , I mean , really . Yeah , yeah , yeah , about the time she was having a screaming orgasm ? Yeah , yeah , you know , it was right about that time . I 'm sorry , Billy , I did n't ... Shut up , shut up or I 'll murder you , too . All right , I got to kill her . That 's what has to happen . You owe me . You owe me Thelma 's murder . No , you ca n't be serious ? Yes , I 'm serious . If this friendship 's gon na survive , she has to go . She started murdering you the day she met you . No , it ca n't be a dart or the same poison for her . That 'll lead the cops straight to you . You 're not thinking about shooting her , are you ? That 's what the bitch deserves . No , that 'll be dumb @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do it . I want to see the life force leave . All right , all right . Maybe cyanide in spray form , yeah . Two , maybe three blasts in her mouth , almost instant paralysis , it 'll look like a heart attack . Is it detectable ? Nope . You positive ? Yeah . We got ta find a way to get to her . Does n't she still live with her mother ? Hell , she even work ? Why would she want to do that ? She 's got me working for her . The only time she ever leaves the house is to go see her lawyer . And I 'm paying for that , too . Not for long . Hey , she still in that twelve step program ? What are you doing today ? Taking care of a problem . You forgot your phone . No , I did n't . Wait , wait , wait . Damn . No , no , no , that stays here . What ? The cell phone , it 's a tracking device @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cops place you at a crime scene . Seriously ? Seriously , It 's called triangulation . Anybody that brings a cell phone with them to do a crime is just asking to get caught . What do I do now ? Leave it here and turn it on . That way if you 're ever suspected , it looks like you were home all day . That 's neat . All right , let 's rock and roll . Yeah , shit . Jesus , there she is , Bill . She 's right on time . At least she has one positive attribute . Okay , remember all right , two blasts and then she 's down . You sure about that ? You wan na test it ? No , no , just fine , take your word for it . You know if she does n't go to the bathroom , we 're screwed . She 'll use it , her bladder is like a sieve . Good luck . Thanks . Last time I went to an AA meeting , I was n't planning on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , my goodness . I 'm sorry , someone help me , please . My God ! Miss , could you help me ? I have taken a tumble , I 'm so sorry , dear . I 'm so embarrassed . Are you all right ? I 'm so sorry , I ca n't just Thank you . Do you need medication ? Thank you , my ... Bill ? I never liked you , Thelma , you 're mean . She did n't suffer , did she ? It was just like you said . Couple of blasts and she was gone . Thank you . That 's what friends are for . Who invited Big Boy ? He invited himself . He 's the one who introduced me to Thelma . Why does that not surprise me ? How ya feeling ? Like Houdini after a spectacular escape . saut��� ? ed onions and peppers , that sounds good . Good afternoon , Mr . Kelly . You do n't mind if I sit down , do you ? Well actually I wanted to spend some time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Detective Jordan , I do n't want to be here , to tell you the truth . It 's your day of grieving . I just got a few questions , the old routine stuff . What kind of questions ? This concerns the death of your ex-wife . By the way that was a very lovely funeral . Well thank you very much . I did n't know you were there , did someone invite you ? No , no , I invited myself . Part of the job , sometimes we attend the funeral of a murder victim just to take a look . See who shows up , it 's not uncommon sometimes even for the killer to attend . Did you , did you say murder victim , Detective ? My Thelma , she , well she died of a heart attack . Yeah , we thought that at first , but the coroner he found traces of cyanide in her lungs . Now how crazy is that ? Your ex-wife being murdered like that . Murdered ? Cyanide ? Are you absolutely certain of that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You okay ? Who on earth would want to kill my Thelma ? Mr . Kelly , I 'm sitting here kind of hoping you 'd help me figure that out ? All right , look , I 'm not a cop , man . I 'm not going to hurt you , all right . Look , I 'm gon na lift the lid a little . Be cool . What do you want ? Nothing man , nothing . Hey , you 're the guy that shot the convenience store clerk back there ? You saw that ? Yeah man , it was awesome . Somebody called the cops , they 're on their way . Goddammit , what can I do ? Think they 'll find me in here ? Probably man , I mean they always look in dumpsters . Your plan was kind of weak . Plan , what plan ? Why 'd I shoot that guy ? He already gave me the money . I just need a fix , can you help me ? Yeah man , I can help you , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out of this shit . Hey who , what 's that on your neck ? I got like a bug or something ? Nighty night . Crap . Hello ? Buddy , hey , it 's Stan . He 's kind of dopey Billy , you know . I mean , he talked real slow . Here , here . If he 's so dopey , why did he come see you ? I do n't know , it was pretty informal , really . Routine he said , yeah . Hell , he even picked up the check . You had an informal meeting with the detective ? It was just some questions about Thelma . You know , when 's the last time I saw her ? That was one , did anybody have any problems with her ? Yeah , that was another one . Here at the convenience store But you know he did mention the cyanide though . He mentioned the cyanide , Stan ? You told me cyanide was undetectable , you said that . Well that 's what I thought . That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for sure ? Sir , there was some speculation earlier that the killer of the convenience store shooter from earlier this afternoon may have been the work from " The Dart Man " ? It 's a routine investigation , that 's what he said . Buddy , there ai n't nothing routine about Thelma 's death now that they 've found cyanide . How many people do you think die naturally of cyanide poisoning ? If you would stop glamorizing him into being some kind of super hero , because he 's not . People , we have , we have a pathetic loser here on the loose who is randomingly killing people for the sheer pleasure of it . For a dopey guy , he 's doing a pretty smart job . Soon he 'll be wanting to have coffee with me . Well he kind of sort of did ask me who you were . But I know he seemed more interested in Flip , Billy . In Flip ? Yeah , yeah , well I , I guess he thinks he 's , he looks more @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wants to have coffee with him . Coffee , what coffee , what ? What is it with this guy and coffee ? You have sacrificed here a moral imperative for sheer sensationalism , and that is unacceptable , unacceptable . Paul Jordan , good night and good luck . You ask me if I 'm close ? I 'm close to having a nervous breakdown , thank you . I do n't think there 's any reason to panic . I think we 're going to be okay . No , we are not going to be okay , Stan . I do n't like the sound of any of this . The fact that he 's already talked to you let 's me know that he 's onto us . Do n't you think you 're over reacting just a little bit ? No , no , I do not think I 'm over reacting . I think I 'm under reacting . All the shit I got going on at home and now you bring this to my door , too . Your damned ex-wife . Do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's still fucking us both . You do not agree to any more coffee meetings with this detective , right ? I do n't care if he pays or not . You 're under no obligation to talk to him . Okay , I wo n't , but what the hell are we going to do ? I 'll figure something out . Come in . You have a moment ? Yeah , sure . We really need to talk . Okay , let 's talk . Here ? Yeah , what 's wrong with here ? Why not ? Bill , it has n't been so good with us for quite a while . That 's a shocker , get to the point . All right , I want you to move out . It ca n't go on like this . You want me to move out of my house ? You want me to move out of my parents ' house , are you crazy ? I 'm divorcing you , Bill , you 're gon na have to move out sooner or later . Is that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you talking about ? There 's no one else . I 'll move out of this house when I 'm dead . Close the door . I 'm sorry . Get your ridiculous clown face out of here . Hey it 's Bill , is n't it ? Do I know you ? Not if you do n't watch TV No sir , I do n't . That 's okay , we ca n't arrest you for that , right ? I 'm Paul Jordan , a detective . This is Detective Brent . Yeah , that 's some cool rig you got here Billy . What , are you in the extermination business , man ? No sir , I 'm in fire safety . Yeah , what ? Now that 's 30 years on the job ? Shit , the older I get , the worst I see . I thought I saw the worst . Hey gentlemen , if you do n't mind , I got places to be , I 'm a schedule today . Hey , do n't let us hold you , go split @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're not , you 're not curious , man . How I know your name ? No sir . No ? How about you , Brent ? Curious ? Yeah , I find it extremely curious . Well , I assumed you ran my plates . No , I did n't need to . Your buddy Stan , he gave me your name . He 's cool , I like Stan . We had a long chat , yeah , very cool . Yeah , Stan 's a great guy . Yeah , but he did n't mention me to you ? No sir . Bam ! I 'm disappointed . That 's wild , yeah . So , what is it with you and Stanley then ? You 're not , you 're not particularly close ? We 've been friends for years , we 're close . But you do n't talk ? Yeah , we talk , yeah . Well , I mean , there 's things you do n't talk about ? I 'm not his wife , Detective . Well , that 's probably a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gentlemen , do you mind , could we get to the point , please ? Shit , there 's no point , there 's no point . We 're going to go . No , I 'm not gon na rain on the parade , so to speak , man . But I 'll tell you something I could not do your job , man . Being on the road all day , all day with assholes Breathing their shit , I 'd snap , I 'd snap . Fuck it , I 'd take a few of them out , yes siree bob ! It 's frustrating some days , yeah . I like to drive . Yeah ? People are n't so bad . Man , that is beautiful . Somebody 's been a bad boy . You drinking ' and drivin ' Billy ? You been a bad boy ? You got a problem with the sauce ? Not any more . You gentlemen have a good day . You too , Bill . Think about it , man , we 'll see you soon . Bill @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who it is ? Shut up , Vera . Billy boy . Is everything all right here ? What ? I 've been knocking here for five minutes , you know . You certainly take your goddamned time . Is there something here going on that I do n't know about ? You all right ? Detective , do you know what time it is ? Yeah , it 's five after midnight . You make a habit of visiting suspects at five after midnight ? Suspect ? What are you talking about ? You consider yourself a suspect . Suspect , for what ? You done something I need to know about ? No ! You been a bad boy ? No ! I 'm here . When a guy gets a visit from the police after midnight , he tends to assume the worst . Yeah , well , you know , that ai n't a bad point , but you know , not when the visit is in an unofficial capacity , do n't give me that shit . Unofficial capacity ? Yeah . Detective , what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I drove over here . I brought my truck , I got my rig . You showed me your rig , I want to show you mine . That 's all , we 'll go for a drive . You want me to look at your truck ? Yeah , I drove it all the way over here . Five after midnight you want me to look at your truck ? Billy , you see that rocker ? I 'm only rockin ' , when you 're ready . So what do you think ? These are the streets , Bill . What streets ? The streets I drove twenty years , man . Most of my soul grew right here . Yeah , most of my soul . You do n't mind if I call you Bill , do you ? No , everybody else does . Yeah . That 's funny stuff , man . That 's funny shit , you know . I got to do more of that funny stuff back , you know . Everybody else does . Shit . You see that place @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bad . We 'll burn that to the ground , you and me . With every one in it , nobody cares . And I mean nobody . You see what I 'm saying ? I 'm still loving the skunks here , man . It 's the funny stuff , you know , the funny stuff , it just slips away . It all comes from a place , you know , the rage and shit . Rage , you know rage , right ? Sure is a scary area . I do n't know , I think it 's not scarier than this . So what 's going on , Detective ? Why the hell did you bring me here ? You know , I got to get home , I got to work in the morning . I know , you got to exterminate . You got to exterminate problems . I 'm in fire safety . I 'm talking about those bugs , Billy . Those bugs , who is going to exterminate them ? Cause somebody 's got to do something before it 's too @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Like crops just like that . That 's how you exterminate them , not with poisons . Now you got to watch , you know , you cut and run . You got to watch , man . You got to watch , that life just leaves . That 's a high , it really is a high . This is a high like there 's nothing else on Earth . You up for it , Billy ? Think you mad like me ? You ready to exterminate ? Maybe you want to go after the big bugs ? The black colored mother fuckers ! Yeah , the mood calls , crush them into the goddamned floor . You do n't need them , we 're a team , we 'll make a difference . Be like Gods ! Be like Gods ! What do you say ? I 'm not so sure about that , Detective . Paul ! I call you Bill , you call me Paul . Okay , Paul . Good . You see that shit ? That 's what I 'm talking about . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na let it slide , are we ? No fuckin ' way , why Billy , why ? I tell you why , cause they do n't own the goddamned street . We do ! You get it ? Look , I got to get home , all right ? I ai n't gon na take this shit . What do I got to do ? I 'm gon na show you a real man exterminates real vermin and real quick . You watch ! You watch ! Come here mother fucker ! What the fuck ? The fuck ? And that 's how you do it , Bill . That 's how the professionals do it . You know , not with this chicken shit . Using a blow dart , a blow dart , I got a blow dart . I 'm gon na blow you to death . Get the fuck outta here , man . That 's for pussies . Shit , come on man , you 're turn . My turn for what ? Crush some bugs . Come on , pick one out , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ass . I do n't think so . Yes , crush a bug ! I do n't think so . Get out of my truck . What ? I said get out of my truck . What the hell ? Fuck , piece of shit . Jesus , what are ya doing ? Get the fuck out - of my truck . - What ! What the hell are you doing ? You having a crisis , Billy ? You having a crisis ? You have a little crisis of a conscience ? My conscience is fine . I 'm not into hurting people . Do n't give me that shit . We 're not talking about people , those are the insects . You got to crush a bug , Billy . Yeah , you gon na crush a bug . I 'm not doing it . Yeah , you 're gon na crush a bug . - Come on , come on . - I 'm not doing it ! Yeah , you 're gon na do it , cause you know why ? Cause you promised . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yeah , yeah , you promised . You said it , you said it . I did n't promise you . We 're partners , we 're partners . We 're not partners , Detective . Paul ! Paul ! I 'm going home . What did you say to me ? I 'm going home , I ca n't do this . I 'm going home . You going home , Billy boy ? Are you good with a blow dart , Billy ? Please ! Please ! Are you good with a blow dart ? Please ! That 's interesting . No . That 's really real , real interesting . Hey , you 're good . Yeah , you 're good and ready . Billy boy . Boy ! Jesus , Billy , boy , you look like hell . No , I look like hell . Good God , it 's 3 AM , what 's going on ? I just spent the evening with your coffee loving detective . And for a stupid guy , he pretty much knows everything . He 's about this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got nothing on us , Billy . He 's nuts ! He 's scary nuts . And he ai n't gon na stop until he 's buried us both . He 's harmless , Bill . He just took me down town , in an ice cream truck , and tried to goad me into hurting somebody , to , to confirm his suspicions that I 'm the killer he 's looking for . He even beat up his own partner to make his point . He 's nuts . Yeah that , that is a problem . So what , what are you gon na do ? No ! What , what are we gon na do ? That 's it , what are we gon na do ? I 'm coming , I 'm coming , you impatient bastard . Stan the man , put it there bro . Big Boy , thanks for coming . Yeah , get in here , so how 's it going ? If I told you the truth , you 'd be green with envy and want to kill yourself . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . Yeah , yeah . So well hell you 're lookin ' mighty fit there Big Boy . I got to tell ya . All that exercise shit must be really working out for you ? Yeah , it 's working out . Ai n't exactly shitting ' pounds , but I 'm having a ball trying . Yeah , yeah . You know I , I hear that . Yeah Vee , she 's , well she 's a real fun lady , ai n't she ? She is , indeed , lots of fun . Lot of fun ? I 'm awful sorry about Thelma , you must miss her a lot . Yeah , yeah , yeah . Things are definitely different . Now that she 's gone and all , yeah . Sure bro , that gal was a habit hard to break . Yeah , yeah , say you know I 've always been a little curious Were you two you know ever a thing ? You know , you know , yeah . You mean way back when ? Yeah , yeah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . Yeah . Sure we were . Tell you the truth about that one , buddy . Thelma would never let me plow the Hershey highway , right . I was pretty cool with it for a while anyway . She had every right to deny the Big Boy access to the promised land . And I had the right to seek access elsewhere . So when I found it it was just about time to say bye-bye baby to Thel . That 's when you happened along . Now that what you 're saying is I broke her in actually ? Well , not exactly . On the morning of the night you first showed up , she finally gave me all access pass Course I was already a month into my new relationship by then , so did n't mean shit , so to speak . Well that definitely does suck to be me then , does n't it ? I guess so . Hey , after I take a piddle , you want to get high ? A little Yeah , yeah , sure , why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the light switch it 's on the wall there . Yep , got it . All right , yep . Come on , there you go promise land . Hey Vee ! Stan , what are you doing here ? Billy 's not an idiot , you know ? He knows all about you and Flip . What do you mean ? What the hell are you talking about ? And the money , yeah , the money . Ouch , what is this ? You were never good enough for Billy , Vee . He deserves so much better than you . Please . Do n't bother , you 're done . Bill ? What are you , what are you doing here ? What 's up ? Jesus , I 've been looking everywhere for that bad boy . Where did you find it ? You left it in Stan 's . Stan , Stan . You wan na , you wan na come in ? I just made some coffee . Sure , what could it hurt ? You take cream ? I like to live dangerously @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ careful , it 's hot . Vee says hey Cool , tell her I say hey . How 's it going with Vee ? Losing weight , reaching your goals ? You know , to be honest man , it 's tough . I 'm still eating like a slob , so that does n't help things . What about the sex ? Sorry ? The sex . What are ya talking about ? The sex , Flip , you know . Where you take your penis , insert it into my wife 's vagina , thrust it vigorously back and forth . That 's the sex . My question is , are you losing any weight doing that ? Jesus , it was her idea man . I did n't want to do it . I was never comfortable . I told her it would n't end well . Just answer the question , Flip . Are you losing weight fucking my wife ? No , no , no , I 'm not losing any weight . Then what 's the point ? She 's a lousy lay . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ buddy . It 's over , I 'll stop . I 'll never touch her again or contact her . You do n't understand . I do n't want you to stop . You 're welcome to her . I was done with that shit years ago . I just did n't have the balls to cut it off . You will not stop fucking my wife ! You got that ? What ? I 'm giving her to you . She 's yours , I 'm transferring ownership . God , this is crazy . Think of it as an early Christmas present . I do n't understand . I do n't expect you to understand . I forgot , I got something for ya . Okay You mean , in your pocket ? You want me to reach in your , in your ... guys , big deal , straight , we like girls . Big deal , let me get this , I got it . Okay , okay , reach into your pocket , it 's no big deal . What 's this ? This will @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my wife but with other men 's wives as well . What the hell are ... Shut up , you 'll thank me later . Okay , okay , whatever you say . You like to get high , do n't you ? Sure , sure I 'm the Big Boy . I always get high baby . It 's gon na blow your mind . All right . Blow your mind , but the ladies love it too . Okay . Yeah See you just open your mouth , yeah put in there , give yourself two squirts . Yeah ? It 's like a time machine back to the sixties , so just relax , ride the wave . Sweet dreams Big Boy . Surely goodness and mercy He shall receive blessings from the Lord , righteousness of God and his salvation . He restoreth my soul . He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name 's sake Yea , though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death , I will fear no evil , for thou art with me , thy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a table before me in the presence of mine enemies . Thou anointest my head with oil , my cup runneth over . Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life , and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord for ever . Lord of Host , he is the King of Glory . To thee Lord , do I lift up my soul , my God trust in thee , let me not be ashamed . Do not let my enemies triumph over me . Thank you for coming , Mr . Lee . No problem , Johnson . No rest for wicked , Johnson . See you back at work in two hour . What ? Is there a problem , Johnson ? Actually yes , yes there is , yes . Johnson , you 're too serious . Relax , I make joke , you take week off , full pay . What the hell was that about ? Apparently my boss is a comedian but only at funerals . Thank you , man . I owed you one , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ care pal . Are you okay ? All right , I almost forgot to give you this . Daddy , what 's this for ? I do n't think I 'm going to need it anymore . I 'm feeling a lot better . It 's just you and me now . Yeah , I can live with that , come on . The Dart Man , whose real name is Flip Feinstein , took his own life after killing Vera Johnson , his personal trainer . Cell phone records and a business card placed Mr . Feinstein at the scene of the final murder . Poison , a box of darts and a blowpipe were also recovered from the Dart Man 's ... Guess is was n't that Johnson guy after all ? You were wrong this time , boss . It appears that way , especially with the blinds . I was real sorry to hear about your wife , Bill . Thank you , doc , it was rough but we 're getting though it . You know , all things considered , you look damned good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to remove those persistent stresses in your life . How did you do it ? Took your advice . And you were right , get rid of the big problems . The small one's do n't mean nothing . Well , ai n't that the truth . So what are your plans now ? I 'm just going to take it one day at a time . You 're a wise man , Bill . And whatever it is what you 've been doing , do n't stop .

@@5209341 Happy birthday , Hopey . Nice . Beautiful . One more . Show me your somersault . Ta-da ! - Climb the wall . - Almost . Look , she 's doing a handstand . Come on ! That 's it , all the way ! Come on ! Wow ! - Huggie , Dad . - Come here . That 's good for a huggie . Just like that . Okay . Let 's see those jumps again , the split up . Good . Good ! Much better . Future champion . Here 's the big moment . It 's all about the dismount . Ready ? No , no , no , no , no . Oh ! Good . Oh ! - I 'm a champion . - You 're darn right , you are . Try it again . Point the toes . Chin up . Tight , tight . Show how beautiful and talented you are . Perfect hand . Are those boobs coming in ? No boobs ! I like that . Wow ! - To gold in Rome ! Whoo ! - Gold in Rome ! USA ! USA ! USA @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Greggory perform . At 17 , she is the epitome of power and grace . Coach Pavleck says she is the hardest worker on the team . Mother ! Mother ! This is a potentially career-ending injury . Focus . - I do n't want that . I do n't want that . - She said no . No wheelchair . She 's determined to get off on her own power . Wait . Hold on , Dominique . I am now getting word Greggory is going to attempt the uneven bars . Oh , my God ! - This is truly inspirational . - It really is . This , ladies and gentlemen , is quite remarkable . You are star . You will make me so proud . Thousands of hours training together back at that little gym in Amherst , Ohio . This is their moment . USA ! USA ! USA ! This is the Amherst Angel 's strongest event and she 's going to need a 9.7 or higher to take the medal away from those Russians . She needs to pull off this Jaeger @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Now she 's preparing for her full-end dismount . This is a tough dismount for her . She needs to stick this landing . - This is really tough to watch . - Here it comes . Full twist . - Oh ! On one leg ! - Do you believe in miracles ? You do now ! The Amherst Angel has stuck the landing . USA ! USA ! USA ! Hopey ! What do you want for lunch ? Grilled cheese and tomato ! No crust ! - 9.8 ! - Wow ! She 's done the impossible ! This is absolutely incredible , Dominique ! Goodness , she could never write this ... Ladies and gentlemen , please stand for the Chinese national anthem . Hopey ! Hopey ? Your grilled cheese is ready . What ? No , I said I wanted Hamburger Helper ! Where the fuck did you get grilled cheese ? Just forget it , Dad . I 'm gon na go to Sbarro . Mountain Dew , large . - Diet ? - Did I say diet ? Sorry . Most @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ $9.30 . - Oh , no , it does n't . Oh , no , no , no . She 's on the house . - Do n't you know who this is ? - You tell him , Tony . - Check the wall , son . - Yeah . Check the wall , son . Oh , you used to be way skinnier . Hey , Hope . - Take these . - Okay . - Any , uh , new stuff in the back ? - Yeah , totally . It 's supposed to be bomb-ass shit . He said it was government grade . I do n't know if that means that the government grows it , or maybe they just grade it ? Stop you right there . Do not talk about politics . It 's crass . You 're gon na lose a lot of customers . But you do n't ... You do n't pay me . Hey , John . - Chair busted again , Davey ? - Yeah . Oh . Here . Go get it fixed . Thanks , Hope @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they 're very hip . Well , they send me so frickin ' many for endorsements . At some point , I 'm gon na have to tell ' em to back the fuck off . I know it must get old for you , but you lead such a glamorous life . Hi , Doris ! Oh , my gosh ! Oh , my gosh ! Hope Ann Greggory is here ! You got ta be fucking kidding me . Is n't that Maggie Townsend adorable ? She comes in here all the time with your old Coach Pavleck . OMG ! Hope Ann Greggory . I have been , like , praying that we would run into each other . I 'm Maggie . Hope , this is Maggie . I 'm surprised you two have n't crossed paths . Maggie reminds me so much of you when you were younger . Hey , Hope . - Hi . - It 's , uh , me , Ben . Ben Lawfort . Uh , my dad co-owns the gym with Coach P . Twitchy . Oh . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Uh , in fact , you were the only person that , that did . Um , but , hey , I 'm back in town . - Graduated , finally . - You look so different . - Oh , really ? - But that 's still there , so now I see it . Yeah , well , anyway , uh , I 'm helping Coach P with Maggie here . Coach was saying that , uh , she 's trying to get a hold of you . I do n't know if ... - Did you just say you graduated ? - I did . Are n't you , like , 12 ? Uh , no . I was 12 , uh , when I was 12 . Uh , I was 12 when you won your first World Championship , so maybe that was what you ... Is n't that funny ? Maggie just made it to the top five of the World Championship . I heard . I , like , totally crushed it . Miss Greggory , maybe we could exchange phone numbers @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or FaceTime , or I do n't know ... Hope ? Can we talk a second ? What ? Do you remember when you made this for me , the first day of art class ? It was the greatest day of my life . So , I 'm beginning with that positive affirmation . Yeah . It was your idea for a lame Father 's Day art project . Are you done " remenessing " about homeschool ? - It 's " reminiscing , " sweetie . - That 's what I said . A good use of a vocab word . Come here , sit . Standing , go , what ? My supervisor has had several complaints that pieces of mail from my route have gone missing again . So , suck less . Honey , I know you 've been stealing from my truck again . That 's ridiculous . I found these in my mailbag . - Mmm , maybe your truck has rats . - I do n't think so . Hopey , you promised you 'd get a job . And I 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all day ? I ran into Coach P at the market . She really wants to put the past behind you guys . She said that she could use someone like you . What do you mean by " market " ? - The grocery store . - Then just say that . You 're not a pilgrim . Have you thought any more about working at the gym ? I 'm not a coach , I 'm a star ! I was on Dancing with the Stars ! It 's not called Dancing with the Coaches ! When athletes get injured , they need to make other plans . I do n't need another plan . You and Coach P do n't listen . I healed . Not exactly . Well , you were n't worried about how " exactly " when you pushed me to go for another medal . How many times can I tell you that I 'm sorry ? I was wrong . We were both wrong . It 's worse for an adult to be wrong . That 's true . And may I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... - That money 's long gone . - ... the motor boat , the Ronco Rotisserie ... We depend entirely on my salary these days , and in six months , all we 'll have left is my pension ! I know , I know . This is so boring ! No , no , you listen to me . It 'll be less than half of what I make now . Not enough to support both of us and this lifestyle of yours . I do n't have a lifestyle . That 's if I even make it to the pension I 've worked over 30 years to earn since my daughter keeps putting that in jeopardy by stealing from the US Postal Service ! - I 'm borrowing . That 's not a crime . - It 's a federal crime ! - And I wo n't stand for it ! - Dad ... No , no , enough ! You do n't know what it 's like to grow up without a mom . It 's so hard being a motherless daughter , Daddy . Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to deal with that kind of a loss . - **25;5370;TOOLONG - Mmm . We 're not done here . I 'm setting boundaries . No more allowance . Are you insane ? Why are you insane ? Hope Annabelle , let 's de-escalate , shall we ? You 're cutting off my allowance and you want me to stop stealing ? - What kind of a sick monster are you ? - Do not call me a monster . You only give me $500 a week , so I 'm forced to steal ! If you cut off my allowance , I 'm gon na have to suck dicks in a Cost Final bathroom for money ! Is that what you want , Dad ? Do you want me to suck on dirty dicks in a discount warehouse toilet ? Look , I never said that dirty dicks were the solution here . Why do you need all this money if I 'm paying for the roof over your head ? - Your gas , your car ... - You are way too up in my shit ! I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ our little girl , Bradley ? Fuck you . I 'm calling it how see it These bitches be fake winning I would n't want to be near ' em ' Cause these niggas be fake ... - Dad ! Did you get my sub ? - On the table ! Where are the pepperoncinis ? Oh ... I forgot ! Are you trying to ruin my life ? No . But I did want to talk to you about looking for a job . Dad ! Eating ! Coach Eleyna Pavleck was found dead last night of an apparent suicide . - Oh , my God ... - Shh . The former coach of bronze medalist , Hope Ann Greggory , was currently helming the career of elite gymnast , Maggie Townsend , also from Amherst , Ohio . Well , as you can imagine , it 's a very sad day here at the Eleyna Pavleck Gymnastics Center . Pavleck had spent recent years guiding the career of Mighty Maggie Townsend . Experts agree that Townsend has the potential to surpass Greggory 's bronze at this year 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's Team . Karen , back to you . Sources say Pavleck was coaching Townsend free of charge as her single mother could not afford the expenses associated with an elite training program . Mike 's up next with the Ohio weather and the lottery numbers . Fuck . Hope ? You okay ? Why would they show that picture of me ? There are so many hotter one's . Are you all right , sweetie ? This sub sucks without the pepperoncinis . Hope , did you hear what they said about Coach P ? Are you all right ? Do you need a huggie ? Hmm ? No , I do not ! I 'm not five ! Hope , it 's okay , you can feel bad . There 's nothing wrong with ... Stop treating me like I 'm fucking five ! Chains about to pull me in Misery I ca n't swim ... Hey . Yo . Which one of you guys want to buy me a drink ? That 's me . - That 's you ? - Yep . You look nice . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . So , you do n't got ta worry about knocking me up . You could fuck me all raw and shit . Wow . So ... - So , if we buy you a drink ... - Will I let you double team me ? Absolutely . Could you just leave us alone ? I fucking hate you . Oh , sweetie . Huggie , Daddy . Huggie . Huggie , huggie . How you doing today , honey ? I just woke up . Give me a chance to orientate myself for the day . Save that Bed , Bath Beyond coupon , I need to get some stuff there . I do n't know what money you 're gon na use for that . Oh , this is for you . Can you read it ? My eyes are ti-ti . What ? Read it . It 's from Coach P . Okay . " Dearest Hope . " By the time you receive letter , you will already know that I 'm gone . " You have been angry at me , but what I said @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you see that one day . " From the treasures of my life 's chest , I leave you $500,000 . " Oh , shit . $500 ... " But you must listen that these monies are yours " under the steadiest condition that you train the daffodil " who is about to peak through the snow , " my dancing flower gymnast , Maggie Townsend , " through to the end of her Toronto Games campaign . " Oh , you got ta be fucking kidding me . " My will trustee will present your fortune when the sun has set on your duties . " No matter the outcome , once Maggie 's campaign is done , " this payment will manifest . " No one must know of this bounty that waits for you . " It must appear that Maggie proceeds in your care from the goodness of your heart . " I know you can do this , Hope . Farewell . " I 'd rather die than train that loser . Ca n't you see that Coach P loves you so much that she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dollars . That 's a lot of money . It says $500,000 . That 's half a million . - Jesus , I know ! You 're so annoying ! - Well , it could be ... - Stop talking , I 'm thinking ! - All I 'm saying ... Stop talking , I 'm thinking ! - Dad , come on ! - I 'm not talking ! You 're talking , I 'm thinking ! Stop ! Stop . I hear you breathing . You 're always disrupting my thought processes . How can anyone think with your breathing ? Oh . - Maggie here ? - Hope Ann Greggory . Wow . - I 'm , um , Janice , I 'm Maggie 's mom . - Okay . Oh , please come in . Wow , it 's ... It 's such an honor . I was such a fan of yours growing up . I know I 'm a few years older , but I really looked up to you . I think you 're more than a few years older . You 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . Come in . Hey , Maggie , Miss Greggory 's here to see you . - Hi . - ' Sup . Guess I 'm your new coach . You 're my idol and that would be super awesome , but I 'm quitting gymnastics . - Oh , hon ... Maggie . - Honey , you do n't mean that . Right ? You sure ? Go with your gut . Hey , Maggie . Why do n't you show Miss Greggory your picture ? Okay ? All right . Well , I 'm just gon na leave you two ladies alone then . You know , we 've met before . - Yeah , I know . The diner . - Before that . I was living in Harrisburg and you were at the mall signing pictures when I was five . Uh , I told you I wanted to be a gymnast , and you wrote , " Go for it . " I keep it in that drawer with a picture of my dad . He left when I was three , so ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mine 's a fuck of a lot worse . I ca n't believe you 're in my room right now . Let 's go back to you giving up . It 's an excellent decision . I 'll tell your mom . - Coach Pused to do that to me . - What ? Reverse psychology . You were right . I 'm gon na go for it . I wrote that on everybody 's . You do n't have to do it anymore , I 'm in . When do we start ? I do n't know . Just be at the gym tomorrow morning . Um , Coach P always used to drive me ' cause my mom works all the time . Oh , Jesus , how high maintenance are you ? You 're funny . I 'll be ready at 7:00 a.m . , okay ? I 'll pick you up at noon . Bitch , I 'm a boss-ass bitch Bitch , bitch , bitch , bitch I 'm a boss-ass bitch Bitch , bitch , bitch , bitch Bitch , bitch , bitch , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fuck about you ratchet-ass lames You can suck a dick , I 'm all about fame Fuck a nigga , fuck a bitch , straight getting ... - Where is everyone ? - Ben ? - Hey , guys . - Hey , Ben . You guys get stuck in traffic or something ? Uh , well , I know it 's a little light , but my dad promised Coach P that we 'd keep Maggie 's training sessions private so she could focus . Um , I 'm gon na go change , okay ? So , uh , should we get started ? Got it covered . Feel free to hang around and look pretty . Oh . Wow . Uh , well , I have to ... I have to be here , anyway . Uh , managing the place while my dad 's out of town , so ... All right , fine . Here 's the deal , Twitchy . - I 'm the pilot , you 're the ... - Co-pilot . Got it . I was gon na say stewardess . Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ US Team Committee 's coming here to check on Maggie 's progress . She 's their golden child . They love her . Yeah , she 's gon na do a bang-up job at trials . - When are trials ? - Uh , we 're eight weeks out . As long as Maggie just does Maggie , we 're gon na be good . Bam ! Excuse me . Did I say to do that ? Huh ? I did n't realize how undisciplined you are . Shucks , sorry . I usually do that better . " Shucks " ? Why do n't you curse normal ? Cursing hurts God 's heart . So does being a showoff . Um , sorry . I was just really excited to get back , you know . Um , I want the all-around gold , - but bars are my specialty . - Gold ? Did she just say " gold " ? Get that ego in check . You 're not a specialist until I say you are . Now , what needs to be the strongest for you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wrong . My endurance . My ... My mental constitution ? - Your mind . - But I said my mental ... Shut up and lie on the floor . Wipe that smile off your face . Now , close your eyes . Are we praying ? I love that . Let 's hold hands . Ew , get the fuck off . Close your fucking eyes . Now , I want you to visualize your routine in your mind . - Which one ? - All of them . Just do it . - And then am I gon na perform them for you ? - Are you the coach , or am I ? Shut your cockhole . - My what ? - Do n't worry about it . Buzz off , Twitchy . I feel you trying to get a gap shot . Nope . Hey , can we work on my beam routine when we get to the gym ? It 's my fave , and I 've been telling my mom how excited I am to show you . Whoa ! Stop telling your mom @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ car or wherever we are together stays at the gym or my car or wherever we are together . Really ? - Coach P was not like ... - Hey ! You crap on this town , I crap on you . And , yes , really . I 'm not running home and telling my dad - every time you get camel toe . - What 's camel toe ? Just a pro term for sticking a landing . Here you go . Thank you . This is a joke , right ? Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day . Coach P 's diet has 500 . Who 's a better role model ? A guy with 22 medals ? Or a chubby Russian taking a dirt nap ? But are n't guy swimmers different than girl gymnasts ? Casey B . Anthony told us that men and women are equal . You mean Susan B . Anthony , right ? Both of ' em . Maggie , if you trust me , you will eat this food . Open your mouth and put it in . Hey @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - You fuck him ? - No . No , of course not . No . - Finger fuck ? - No . Have you even kissed a boy yet ? Coach P 's no-boy rule , huh ? I have the opposite rule . - Come on . Come on . - Mmm-mmm . - Get the fuck up . Get the fuck up . - No . Mmm-mmm . Mmm-mmm . Get the fuck up , I 'll rip your pubes out . - Hey . - Hi . I 'm gon na cut through the bullshit . You two need to hook up . Nothing major yet . Just rub your privates on each other - like you 're starting a forest crotch fire . - Oh , gosh . Privates . Give him your number , give him your number . Okay . - He 's a little slow , huh ? - Mmm-hmm . - All right , done . You 're welcome . Come on . - Bye-bye . Eat . Take a bite of that . Your body metabolizes the proteins . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - It goes down better with Avril . Try to tell me what I should n't do You should know by now I wo n't listen to you Walk around with my hands Up in the air , ' cause I do n't care Care ... Morning , sunshine . Making yourself a health shake ? It 's for Maggie . T oday 's an important day . The coordinator 's coming by . She needs to be on her A-game . Good for you , sweetie . - Are we gon na be late ? - Relax . - What 's up ? - What are you doing here ? What is he doing here ? Bad news , sugar tits . Got ta get used to a crowd . I want that down the hatch before we get to the gym . In the club with my mink on Chain hanging long like I 'm mother_fucking King Kong You can find me in the club with my mink on With my mink on , with my mink on Hey , Hope . What happened to 8:00 a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's kind of pissed ' cause he 's been waiting for an hour . It 's 9:00 . There 's a grace period . Okay . Sure . Hey , there , Maggie . Is everything okay ? She 's a little nervous and all that . Come on , Maggie . - Yeah , she 's just practicing the visualization . - There she is . - Come on . - Oh . - Hey . - Uh ... - Moral support . Let 's go . - Hi , there . Dude , I 'm tired of fucking whey protein . Just get the beef one like I told you . It 's called Carnivore . He 's back there in the office . All right , call me later . Look who I found . Well , well , well . Hope Ann Greggory . You 're an hour and three minutes late . What the fuck are you doing here , Lance Tucker ? Oh , you guys know each other . Team coordinator . They offered me that job . I said , " Fuck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Your face is bullshit . Uh ... Something looks different about you . Oh . I know . You got old . Your limp dick disease must be affecting your eye vision . Okay . Hope , uh , what 's Maggie 's first event ? I 'll set it up . - Bars . - Gotcha . Hey , water boy , I ca n't drink that bottle of piss you gave me . Here 's five bucks . Why do n't you get me a Fiji , or something pH balanced ? And if you 're lucky , I 'll let you taste my nuts . Hope 's tasted my nuts before , right ? Do not get that water , Twitchy . - Are you winking at me ? - No . What , are we flirting right now ? What 's happening ? Hey ! Do n't make fun of people with deformity problems . I 'm actually not deformed . Um , but it 's not a problem . I 'll go get the water , pH balanced , for men . - Boost me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that . Fine . Then a rocket ship will take me . Ooh ! Whee ! Do you see me , Hope ? Oh ! Thanks , Maggie . I think I 've seen enough . - I think my camel toe 's a little off . - Excuse me ? - She 's a bit of a perv . - Oh ! - Hope , office . Now . - Office , now , Hope ! Wow . Horrible , right ? I did my best , but obviously , Maggie 's campaign is over . Will you be informing the media or should I ? What the fuck have you done ? That girl did n't miss a beat all year . She was a potential team anchor . Clearly , that would be a terrible idea . No , clearly you 've managed to fuck her up in just six weeks of working with her . What has she been eating ? The kid 's got a beer gut . She was busted when I got her . Pavleck 's suicide fucked her up . I had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right . You 've done enough . I 'm gon na take it over from here . I know what that girl is capable of , and her run to Toronto is n't over . Yours is . No , you ca n't do that ! I got ta make some calls , Greggory . I 'll BRB . Yeah , well , I got ta make some calls , too , Tucker . I 'm gon na talk to your mom . I got you . Okay . - Hello ? - Hey , it 's me . Guess who the new team coordinator is . - Lance " The Fucker " Tucker . - Who ? The guy who popped my cherry . Oh , do n't give him that power , honey . Remember , you 're a gymnast and your hymen broke without the help of a man . Fine . The one who was the first to fuck me . He said he 's gon na take Maggie away from me ' cause the little cunt blew her routine . No . What ? Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I got ta ask you something . If someone takes over coaching for me , I 'll still get my money , right ? No . When I spoke to the will trustee last week , he was very clear . He said you , and only you , must coach her until she 's done with her campaign if you want the inheritance . Shit . Well , what percent of my money will I get for my work until now ? Do you remember our math sessions when we did percentages ? Yes . How much frickin ' money ? - 0% . - Shit . How sure are you ? 100%. - 0% is how much money ? - Nothing . Fuck me ! What are you doing ? Visualizing a gold medal made of pizza . I got it , I got it . I went to five different stores , but I got it . Where the fuck is Lance ? He 's not here ? Lance said he was gon na go talk to my mommy . Get up . Get your bloated pussy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Do you want to give him the water ? - Gymnastics has been my life . - Yeah . It 's ours . And when I saw raw talent like that , I believed ... Jesus . Is that safe ? - Mom ! - Oh , Maggie . Hi , hon . Oh , wow . Oh , my gosh , are you okay ? Mr . Tucker says you did n't have the best routine and that you 've been acting silly and eating bad snacks . - That does n't sound like you . - I just had a little taste . Mr . Tucker thinks that Maggie would be better off training with him . - I do . - Wait , what ? Well , Mr . Tucker is wrong . - I want what 's best for my little girl . - I agree . Lance Tucker is not what 's best for her . I am a gold and silver medalist . And with all due respect , and there 's very little due , Hope is a bronze medalist . First @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , come on , no one gives a crap about . Second , I medaled for all of America . I 'm the poster child for miracles . Please , everybody knows that after your Achilles , it was game over . And insult to injury , you got your boobs , which threw your balance off . All false . Does it look like I got boobs ? I just did n't want to , I had other things to do . Well , name one . Why would I name one when I can name a million ? Guys . Please , I 'm sorry . I just ... Maggie . Maggie , look at me . You 've met my girl , Christa Carpenter , at the World 's , right ? Yeah . Well , when the time is right , I 'm gon na build her an empire all around her brand . I Ka-roll-yi like Bela . I 'm her agent , her publicist , her coach . I 'm her cook . I am the pillow that she sleeps on at night . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You just got ta say yes . What do you say ? To the top . Hope 's my friend . And I already lost one coach . Please do n't take her from me , too . Do n't . If you let Hope train Maggie , you 'll be throwing your daughter 's career out the window . I promise you that wo n't be the case . Ah ... - I 've heard that before . - You know , I lost my mother at a very young age . - I was five-and-a-half months old . - Oh , I 'm so sorry . Really ? This is ... Very sad . And I swear to you , on this mom , to this mom , that we will get to Toronto . Just let me initialize phase two of my plan . I hear what you 're saying . I have to go with my daughter . If that 's what Maggie wants and you think you can do it . - Hey , Janice , we need you back here . - Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to go back to work . - Go scrub them toilets , Mrs . T . - Uh ... I will . I 'll do that , okay . - I love you , Mom . - I love you . All right , let 's go . Later , Tucker . Yeah , hang on there one second . Uh ... Maggie , go to the car . You can put on my Avril Lavigne CD . You know you do n't have what it takes to coach her , right ? You do n't know me . You never have . Really ? We all know you 're gon na fail her like you failed yourself . We were meant to be , supposed to be But we lost it , we lost it ... Not only will she kill it at the trials , she 'll kill it in Toronto . We 'll see . - Uh-uh . No . Get out ! - What ? No-boy rule . That 's it . Get the fuck out . You 'll see her in six months . Absence @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here . Get up here , now . Hope , I was just doing what you said . You better get ready to stop acting like a loser and start acting like a champion . You better not have gotten any clit jizz on my car . What 's with you today , Bradley ? You 're jittery . You 're all over the place . Anything wrong ? Soon as I ask ... Hi , sweetie . How 'd things work out ? Fine . Still her coach . What happened with that Lance ? So many questions . How would you like it if I came home and fired questions at you after a long day ? " Ooh , hey , Stanny . How was your mail route ? " Anything happen when you drop off your letters ? " Ooh , ooh , did you jerk it in your truck to a Lane Bryant catalog ? " That must be fun . " I would actually like it if you asked me questions about my day once in a while . Maybe not in that tone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up tomorrow at 6:00 a.m . Well , Hopey , that 's a statement . Remember , questions begin with " what , why , when , how . " Like that . Do you remember ? What is the point of you busting my balls ? When will you realize that goldfish does n't know you exist ? Why do n't you stop being so fucking annoying ? And how about you wake me up tomorrow at 6:00 a . m . ? Bradley knows exactly who I am . And I will wake you up , but only if you ask me nicely . I am . Just whatever I say or do , ignore it , and wake me up . Roger that . Just like old times . Hope , it 's 6:00 . Rise and shine . Go . You got five minutes . Before 7:00 ? I 'm sorry , have we met ? Early bird catches the sperm . - Uh ... - I got a fuck-ton of stuff to do . And , um , I think you 're ready to be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Great , okay . Moving on up . Scale of one to 10 , - that was a ... - Yeah . When you 're coming off your giant , your tuck is getting sloppy and your legs are separating . Unless you 're catching spinning air dicks in there , I want you to keep ' em closed . Let me show you something . Foot in there . Foot in there . I 've never done this . All right . Again . Same thing . Yep . She 's liking this bondage shit a little too much . All right . Go again . Stay tight ! Now that 's fucking gymnastics . Go again . When she woke up late in the morning light And the day had just begun ... Should n't we be using my Tchaikovsky piece to practice ? - Fuck no , that shit 's lame . - Coach P said it was a classic . She 'd also say that about a full bush , but we all know that 's disgusting . Let 's go . Five , six @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , bend . Step , corner . All that she wants is another baby ... Do n't hesitate in your double pike , Maggie . Trust that you 're gon na have enough momentum . Every part of you needs to be focused on the task at hand . Crossback , circle , bend , step , corner . Good . - Oh ! - There you go . Holla ! Gloats get kicked in the throats . Go . Hey , good job , Coach . Hope ? I 'm really nervous about the trials . Well , that 's both rude and offensive , considering I 've been busting my ass for you . Sorry , you 're right . You 'll be fine . I just wish my mom could be there . You do n't need your mommy . I mean , for the Games , yeah , it 's nice to have support . But even my dad was n't with me for the trials . Plus , I 'll be there with you , so people will already assume you 're cool . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ secret handshake . Does that mean we 're gon na have a secret handshake ? Fuck yeah , we are . The decision was decided by me earlier today . Do it . Go . - No . - Do it . Bye . Congratulations to our Women 's National Qualifiers . In first place , Christa Carpenter . Christa , how does it feel to be the champion ? Well , I just got ta thank God first . Never do that . Always thank your coach first . Fucking rookie . I 'm gon na call my mom , ' kay ? The smell of mothballs and Poligrip . My grandma must be here . Ah , nope . It 's the elderly musk of Hope Ann Greggory . What you 're smelling , cheese dick , is victory . - We medaled . - Yeah , third . Is n't that familiar ? So , uh , here 's what 's gon na happen , Granny . Maggie 's gon na come train with me and the rest of the team starting Monday . Not gon na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Twitter ? I was just appointed Women 's Team Head Coach yesterday , so what I say goes . And if Maggie does n't train with my girls , then there 's no way she 's gon na be a legit contender . Bullshit . I 'm gon na cut her from the team if you do n't comply , Hope . She just placed in the top three . If you cut her , you 're gon na look like more of a moron than you already do . Here 's a warning . You do n't want to fuck with me , Hope . I 'll fuck with whoever I want , whenever I want . I 'll fuck with them so hard , I 'll rip their taints in half . Then I 'll wear one part of the taint in a locket around my neck , give the other half of the taint locket to your mom to shove up her ass . Pretty soon after , at the whorehouse she whores around at , someone will say to her , " Hey , hey , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ object coming out of your crack ? " And she 'll be like , " Oh , this ass jewelry ? Just spit-shined it up . " Hope Ann Greggory gave me that as a reminder that my son 's a fucking loser . " Maggie trains with me . See you in Toronto . No ! No ! Fuck ! Fuck me , I suck ! Fuck ! Time out , time out . Stand right there . First of all , it makes me so proud to hear you curse normal . Second , quit being so hard on yourself . All right ? That 's my job . I want to shift gears . I want to talk to you about your stage presence . You need to amp that shit up for Toronto . You 're welcome in advance . I 'm gon na show you how to be judge bait . - Judge bait ? - A trained monkey can do gymnastics . Half of what we do out there is personality . Sit , watch , learn . When you hit this move , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your body . This move is all about sass . Now we 're bouncing , we 're bouncing . I 've never had this much fun bouncing . You think this is funny ? This is some serious shit . The judges are scoring me through the roof right now . The camera 's dry humping my every move . All right . Do it with me . Come on . I am so cute . Cute to the right , cute to the left . Nod , I 'm cute . Nod , I 'm cute . - Nod , I 'm cute . Nod , I 'm cute . - Jesus , pull it back . Sell it , do n't advertise it . Commercials , endorsements , a fuck-ton of free shit . Get up ! Sell it to the bitch-ass judges . Do it again . Go . You guys , I got a spare ! Very good . You know , Coach P would take me here when I was doing good at the gym . Does that mean I 'm doing good at the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Can I just have one ? - Sure . If you want to spend your summer in fat camp rather than earning the respect of the entire frickin ' world . What I thought . Here . Chomp on that while you smell my nachos . Mmm . Okay . Mmm-hmm . - Yeah , that kind of works . Thank you . - Yeah . - You can do it with anything that has a smell . - Oh , oh ... Can I go play on the claw machine ? Please ? It 's a free country . Thank you . Pretty strict diet . That 's nothing . I once ate nothing but watermelon juice for a month . I had to reteach my jaw how to chew . - This machine is stupid . - Try again . You guys , I ca n't do this . I 'm really bad at this . Here , let me do it . Move . It 's all in the wrist . There you go . Oh , my gosh ! That was so cool ! You actually @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so cute . I can have it ? Oh , thank you ! Thank you so much ! Ben , Ben , look what Hope got me ! Oh , wow . That was very kind of you . She was just setting herself up for failure . As per usual . Hey , uh , are you free tonight ? My schedule is insane . Also per usual . Why ? Uh ... Would you want to grab dinner , maybe ? Um ... Yeah . I can probably push some things around . Okay . Good news . Mmm . - I 'll pick you up and everything . - Oh . - I 'm clear to drive even at night , so ... - Really ? Yeah . This is n't an issue . You wo n't run us off the road ? - Not on my watch . - All right . That was a joke , so ... That 's not a joke , that 's actually real . I 'm having a fit , I 'm sorry . - Hold on . - I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ahead . - No , I 'm fine . I 'm good . Shit . Welcome home , sweetie . I made your favorite . Chicken fingers with White Castle burger stuffing . I wo n't be taking my dinner here tonight . I got a date . That 's fantastic . You 're gon na change out of your warm-up suit , right ? No . This is what I wear . - This is what heroes wear . - That 's true . But you may want to , I do n't know , mix it up a little ? Ew ! I 'm not taking fashion advice from a guy who wears blue shorts for a living . Your Honor , I have the sext right here on my phone . Well , look at you . - Have a good time tonight , honey . - Stop pressuring me ! Oh , hey , Hope . Wow , you look great . Uh ... I 'm sorry , I was gon na come inside . Why ? You need to take a leak ? Uh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a gentleman . - Oh . - Oh . Uh , so , uh , I know that your two favorite places to eat are the diner and , uh , the food court . But , you know , since we 've been to the diner a lot , I figured that maybe I 'd take you to the mall . Mmm , it 's Sunday . The mall closes at 6:00 . Oh , well , do n't you worry about that . - Why are you being weird ? - Sorry if I was weird . All right , well , just step on it . I feel my dad watching from the window with stuffing in his mouth . All right . - Okay . Let 's go . - Oh , Jesus ! Ah . - What are you doing ? - Is n't that what this is about ? - You want to fuck a gymnast ? - Uh , no . - Uh ... - Oh . Why ? I 'm waiting for marriage . Just how I was raised . That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Uh ... Yeah . So , grab one of those . Yeah . - Ta-da ! - Weird being in here at night . Yeah . Any table you like . Oh . A little picnic . - Knock yourself out , bro . - Thanks . - Hi , Hope . - Hi , John . Hey , Johnny . What 's that smell ? Is something wrong with the candle ? No , it 's weird that they 'd make a candle out of apples , like ... I thought apple was safe . I mean , I have n't met a single person that does n't like apples . A lot of people do n't like apples . - Sorry ... - No , no , no . It 's fine . All right . I got a couple beers here . Let me ... Want to cheers it ? - Oh . - There you go . Sorry , I should have thought of some entertainment or something . No , it 's ... Do you , um ... Do you want to play Truth or @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dare ? Uh , what the heck , I 'm feeling crazy tonight . Dare . Dare me . Steal me a punch card from Steak USA . - Seriously ? - Yeah . Yeah . Kind of have to do it now . That 's how it works . Yeah . Yeah , here we go . Dare time . Watch out . - Found ' em ! - Punch ' em all out so I get a free steak . Yeah , sure . Jesus . There you go . I 'm shaking . That 's like the worst thing you 've ever done , right ? I mean , yeah . That 's bad . I mean , that 's , uh ... That 's theft . I do n't do that . Sorry . I should probably not ... Chip my tooth . So , my turn then to ask you ? - Uh , well , truth or dare ? - Dare . I dare you to answer the truth . - Fine . - Okay . Um ... What 's the deal with you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Before , you guys were real tight . - We were . Till she screwed me . - How 's that ? After my injury , I wanted to compete in the next Games . The doctor said I needed a few more months to recover , but I did n't want to get rusty . So , my dad went and begged Coach P to let me come back . - And was she okay with that ? - No . But it was n't her fucking future on the line , it was mine . Right , yeah , I get that . Couple weeks later , I 'm doing a dismount off the bars . Hit the floor again . The doctors say six months more rehab , but they 're wrong . It 's 12 . - Oh , geez , that 's terrible . - Is this lettuce ? You do n't like lettuce ? I mean , I 'm surprised they do n't have a candle made out of that . Lettuce candle ? Hope Greggory . Anyway , when I came back , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on a high note . That I 'd become a woman during my break , and gymnastics was a little girl 's game . I mean , what 'd you say ? I told her to fuck off and I left . Did you talk to her after that , or ... I 've answered , like , 900 truths . Sorry . - And it 's not okay . - I 've been a real gumshoe over here . Yeah . And where were you the night of the ... Yeah . - What ? - Sorry . It 's like I was pretending to be a detective or something . Uh , that 's , uh ... This music was supposed to come on when the candles were ... It 's fine now . Thanks , John ! Actually ... Uh ... I was hoping maybe , uh , you would want to have a dance with me , Hope Ann . You 're not waiting for marriage ? Nope . Not for dancing . In fact , I will lead . - All right . One more @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one more ... Huh . It 's ... Yeah . ' Cause I got a woman Who I need to get next to ... Truth or dare ? Truth . I 've had enough dares for tonight . Have you ever tried to stop twitching ? No offense , just curious . It 's a lot better than what it was . But , uh , I mean , nothing 's ever worked completely . It 's kind of why I never moved forward with gymnastics . A few seconds of twitching can really mess you up on the rings . Gymnasts , you somehow master every single muscle in your body . Probably why I like being around it so much . Kind of makes me feel that that physical control is possible somehow . I think it 'd be pretty cool if I could inspire other kids to feel like that , too . That 's kind of why I want to keep the gym going . - It 's sorta my dream . - Oh . I 'm just hoping that Maggie can breathe new life into @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there . Cool . - Anyway , we should be dancing like this . - Right . Whoa , whoa-oh , oh-oh Whoa , oh , oh-oh-oh , oh Oh , oh , oh - Giving you a semi ? - Uh ... Ah , ah , ah So , um ... We leave for the Games in a few days . Keeping Maggie presentation ready . She 's sucking less than she did . Wish us luck , okay ? One for my homey . Do n't worry , it 's diet . No , it 's not . I 'm not gon na lie to a ghost . Definitely not diet . Shit 's disgusting . All right , you got this . Let 's call it a night . Go on , go catch some fireworks . Do n't stay out too late , we have an early flight . Can I do it one more time ? Just stand here and I 'm gon na do it one more time , okay ? Make it quick . Turn the fucking lights back on ! I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ One sec ! Surprise ! Happy birthday ! Gotcha ! We got you ! Okay , now , remember , Hope , before I ever let you have a piece of birthday cake , I always gave you a Fourth of July quiz . Oh , yeah . All right , okay , I 'll give you an easy one . Who did our forefathers declare their independence from ? Their pussy dads . Good one . Um ... Well , we 're so grateful for you , Hope . I mean , you 've been an angel . - That 's what I keep telling her . - Do n't be a poser . Well , pretty soon , you two are gon na be posing for the opening ceremony ! - Pretty exciting ! - Yeah . And it kills me that I 'm not gon na be there , you know . But I talked to my boss , and I 'm gon na be in time for the Individuals . Well , that 's terrific ! That 's all I care about . - That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Truth . You like me ? I do . Very much . - Uh , okay . My turn . Uh , truth or truth ? - Truth . But you ca n't ask me the same question . Them the rules , Twitchy . Did you always know that you were gon na be such a good coach ? I 'm not a coach , I 'm an athlete . Dumb question . - Ask me another . - Sorry . Um ... Is it true that , uh ... That you tape down your breasts ? Who told you that ? - Matt from Sneaker Galaxy ? - No , no . - Carl from the bar ? - No . - Gas station Dan ? - No . - The Roto-Rooter guy ? - No . - Stacy from Quiznos ? - Jesus , no , God , stop . That 's a list . No . Uh ... I just ... I brought it up ' cause , uh , I just wanted to tell you that I think that you 're super beautiful @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to do that . You should be proud of yourself . You look like a windswept phoenix . Okay . You ready for a dare ? Sure . All right , close your eyes . - Close ' em . Do n't be scared . - All right . Okay . Okay . Uh ... - Oh . - Oh . - You ca n't do that . - I did . O , Canada Where pines and maples grow ... Wow ! Welcome to the big time . Take a look around you . Chinese , Japanese , Russian Soviets , Romaniacs . - What do they all have in common ? - They all support gymnasts ! No . We 've waged wars against all of them . - We have ? - And who 's won all those wars ? Well , I guess it would depend on the war . USA . USA . - Chant that ! USA ! - USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! You want a ... You want a hot body ? You want a Bugatti ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Now get to work , bitch Ahh Now get to work , bitch Champion Work it hard like it 's your profession Watch out now ' Cause here it comes Here comes the smasher Here comes the master Pick up what I 'm putting down Pick up what I 'm putting down You want a hot body ? You want a Bugatti ? You better work , bitch You better work , bitch You better work , bitch You better work , bitch Now get to work , bitch Ahh Now get to work , bitch Spread the word Go call the police Go call the governor I bring the treble Do n't mean to trouble ya I make the governor Call me the governor I am the bad bitch The bitch that you 'll never know Break it off , break it down Painting the picture , I 'm sensing there 's a podium in the future for Mighty Maggie , Olga . What is truly remarkable is all that she 's had to overcome following the tragic loss of her longtime coach , Eleyna Pavleck . I think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ make a good team , co-pilot . - Did I just get promoted ? - Do n't get cocky . Oh . You got ta a little , uh ... Sorry , I did n't ask permission . I know how you hate that mushy stuff . It 's not that . I still do n't get why the Commie killed herself . Sometimes I think if , um ... If I 'd just done things differently , maybe she 'd still be alive . Oh , no , come on , Hope , it 's got nothing to do with you . Then why ? Honestly , I think it was ' cause of her drinking . I mean , she 'd really throw ' em back there . That , and she was flat broke . I mean , her house was being foreclosed on . I mean , she was in a ton of debt . Did n't she co-own the gym with your dad ? Where 'd that money go ? Oh , uh ... I did n't want to distract you with this , - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ under . - What ? So , Coach P had no money , like , stashed somewhere ? Like , $500,000 , maybe ? - Hope , that 's like half a million dollars . - I know . Well , my dad said that she was actually in debt to the government . She had nothing . Bradley , I 'd let you swim in the pool , but I think the chlorine content 's too high . Hi , honey . We were just going for a swim . What the fuck is going on ? You need to call that will trustee guy now ! Ben just said that Coach P was flat broke ! He 's wrong , right ? She must have had some money in , like , some offshore Florida accounts , or some shit ! Well , honey , it 's after 5:00 . I doubt he 's there now . Call him anyway ! What 's his name ? What 's his name ? Hope , there 's something I need to talk to you about . Can you sit down @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? There is no money , Hope . What the fuck are you talking about ? I wrote the suicide note . You killed Coach P ? No . No , I wrote the letter after I heard that Coach P had killed herself . You are a sick fucking man . I just did n't know what else to do with you ! It was my one shot to get you to do something with your life . For you to be happy again , and for me to get my sweet little girl back . Do something with my life ? How about I 'm a national fucking hero ! Yes . You were . I am ! You are nothing ! You are a bitch ! Now shut your mouth before I shut it for you ! Hope . You got injured . You had a dream to get back out there that your body could n't handle . It was brutal to have your time cut short , and it broke you . And it broke my heart . But someone had to tear down those @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'd say I was sorry , but I 'm not . ' Cause for the first time in years , I 've seen glimpses of the old Hope , and she 's wonderful . You 're so good at coaching . I think you even like it . I was doing it for the money . I do n't believe that 's still true . Let me get this straight . I take months out of my life , teach this wannabe everything I know , so that everyone in Amherst can forget about me . For nothing . Great job , Dad . You really made my life so much better . Let 's go down on the floor right now with Awesome Dawes-on . - Want another ? - What can we expect in the Women 's Finals tomorrow , Dominique ? Well , both Christa Carpenter and Mighty Maggie have a legitimate shot at winning an individual gold medal . It could come down to their final event , which is the floor exercise . Your girl is doing good . Your little demon is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ knows ? You might have a future on the US Team coaching staff . Great . I see you got your dream killers on display tonight . You look good . You got nice cans . White Russian ? Really ? Two tequilas . I do n't know why you make me so uncomfortable , Lance . Okay , okay He 's got my number and ... Gim me that gold . Here I am Either you make the time Or just forget me I 'm not , I 'm not Trying to run your life That 's why , that 's why I 'm nobody 's wife But when I want , when I want it You got ta be ready ... Pommel horse gold . I do n't want it all the time ... - Is that all you got , Tucker ? - I got so much for you , baby . I better be satisfied So give it to me right Or do n't give it to me at all I do n't think you understand How real it is for me to find a man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Or do n't give it to me at all Yeah , yeah Give it to me right Yeah , yeah Give it to me right Yeah , yeah Give it to me right Do n't sway your back . That 's better . Hey there , Maggie . Oh , hey , Ben . - I got you some tape in case you need it . - Oh , thank you . - All right . Good luck out there . - Thanks . Hey . I thought I was the one that showed up everywhere late . Yeah , well , I did n't get too much sleep last night . Why ? Afraid the cops are after you for stealing that punch card ? No . I , uh ... I swung by your room last night . I saw that you had company . That 's weird . You sure you had the right room ? - ' Cause I was in there ... - Drop the act , Hope . I saw you there . Look , I 'll stick around for Maggie , but , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , man , you look as tired as I feel . Boned ol ' Greggory last night . Stay the fuck away from him , Lance . Oh , shit . I 'm sorry . I did n't know you two were a thing . - We 're not . - Good . Because she was a bad lay in ' 04 as she was last night . You 're pathetic , Lance . You 're a fucking joke . Yeah . I hope he was worth it . Fuck . Why do you try to ruin everything that 's good in my life ? Really , Lance , what the hell did I ever do to you ? All of America talking about your fucking bronze . Third place . I won gold and silver . And everyone 's got a hard-on for Hope 's miracle . Well , because of you , I 'm never gon na get that moment back . And I will damn well make sure you do n't either . I had no control over what people talked about . Take that up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ god of gymnastics ! You 're talking to fucking Zeus . I made my own destiny . And not on milking some pity vote for fame and glory over one lucky accident . But by consistency of excellence . You think you 're gon na show me up again ? Hell fucking no . And pretty soon , that beat-up nostalgia train you 've been riding since 2004 is gon na come to a pathetic and useless halt . Ah ... Ca n't fucking wait . I want you to know I talked to your mom . I 'm watching out for you . Okay . Looking hot , Maggie . I like that stretch . Do n't forget that other leg . So , Coach , Maggie 's heading into her final signature event . And although it 's a tight race , it appears as if a spot on the podium is Maggie 's to lose . Yep . Well , it was 12 years ago when you yourself were here . Both of you from the same small town , it looks as if Amherst , Ohio @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you feel about sharing that legacy ? Coach ? We shared a few things , right , Dominique ? Right ? Like that , uh , Brazilian javelin thrower ? He knew how to throw a javelin . - Um ... - You were an animal that night . - Hi . - Yeah , hi , Hope . I 'm up at the top in a box . I think I saw Maggie looking for me earlier . Can you just ... Can you tell her that I 'm here , I 'm cheering , and I am so , so proud of her ? Yep . Yeah ... Oh . Maggie , your mom just called . She said she 's here and she loves you . What ? Maggie ! Maggie ! - Maggie ! Maggie ! Maggie ! - Hope ? Hope , what did you say about my mom ? - Maggie ! - Maggie ! Hope , what about my mom ? Your mom is n't here . Her plane crashed . Wait , what ? She 's with Coach P , taking the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to the motherless daughter club . No . Maggie Townsend . The gold medal is at stake now , with China 's Han Li Chung currently clinging to first place , and Christa Carpenter of the United States narrowing second . - No , please ! - You have the rest of your life to cry . No , I do n't ! Do n't make me do it ! Please ! I 'm looking forward to see what she brings to the stage right now , Nina . As am I , Heath . Maggie always brings such an incredible mix of grace and athleticism . She is just joy to watch and ... Oh , that 's gon na be at least a three-tenths point deduction . You know , I talked to Coach Greggory earlier today and she said that Maggie has a tendency to be a whiny vagina . Hope , what about my mom ? Your mom 's here . There 's my baby ! Hi , Maggie ! Look it ! That 's mine ! She 's my daughter ! I 'm not gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ said she loves you . - Now on the floor , from the United States , Maggie Townsend . All right . Spring from your toes , and trust you 're gon na have enough momentum . Stop annoying me and , um , go for it . Oh , my God . USA ! USA ! USA ! Maggie ! USA ! USA ! USA ! Maggie ! Maggie ! - Hey , Doris . - Hey , Hope . I saw you coming across the street . There you go . So , when 's Miss Maggie coming back exactly ? She 's still in Toronto doing press . I heard the mayor 's office is getting the parade together , which 'll be a hoot . Oh , look . It 's Mighty Maggie . This is a dream , really . And , you know , I was taught that this is a team effort and to always credit my coach first . So , this gold medal , I owe it to you , Hope Greggory . Thank you . Um ... With that being @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ advantage of every opportunity that being a global brand offers while training for my next victory . I need someone in my corner that sees the big picture , that has a vision for me . Not just with my athletic talents , but for my entire career . After many long discussions with my mom following my victory , I have learned that it takes a gold medalist to understand one . That 's why my mom and I will be moving to Los Angeles , California , and I will start training with my brand-new coach and fellow gold medalist , Lance Tucker . That fucki ng bitch . Thank you . Thank you . - Hey . - Hey . You hear about that ungrateful little bitch ? If you 're referring to Maggie , uh , yeah . I heard she wo n't be coming back . She did n't even say it to my face . - Yeah . - I did n't see that coming . Yeah , I do n't think we did . Fuck her , right ? Who needs her ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ keep this place going . Bank 's taking it on Monday , so ... I guess that 'll give us some more time to hang out . Really , Hope ? Grow up . Just grow up . I am soaring right now . Hey , is n't that other gymnast girl supposed to be signing pictures today ? - Why are you talking so much ? - Yep . Sorry , everybody , Mighty Maggie is a no-show ! - I 'm very sorry . - I came all the way from Akron ! I 'm sorry , I 'm very sorry ! It 's a no-show ! She will not be here today ! Breaks my heart , too ! It really does . Thank you very much . What are you doing ? - Check , check . - Who 's that ? Maggie Townsend . Maggie Townsend , folks . The butterfly has left the nest . I 'm not gon na stand up here and pretend it does n't hurt like fucking hell . Sometimes we hurt people when we ' re balls deep in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't get out of that . But it does n't mean it 's game over . Throughout history , those who are truly great , have stepped up . Just like all of you . You give me a smile or a wave . Or sometimes you break the celebrity boundary and come up to me , tell me about where you were on the day I made this country proud . There is a reason I call this town my home . ' Cause you fuckers remind me of who I am . And who I can be . I am Coach Hope . Hi , sweetie . - I heard about Maggie . I 'm so sorry . - Yep . Listen , I have a few things I need to attend to tomorrow morning . Can I count on you to make me Bisquick ? Or will you write me a letter from my dead coach saying it 'll happen , and then it 'll all be a lie ? I should have never betrayed your trust . - And I never will again . - Yep @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Nope . Got it . Thank you , Dad . All right , I 'll be right back . - Hello ? - Twitchy , so glad you picked up . - What ? - Meet me at the gym in 20 minutes . - There is no more gym . - No , I know . Just meet me there and I promise I 'll never ask you for anything again . Please , Twitchy . It 's an emergency . Thank you . All right , uniforms are mandatory , people . They are $50 each . $100 with an autograph . No refunds , no exchanges , and I do n't have change , so whatever extra you give me , I will keep as a donation . Hang tight . It 's just gon na be a few more minutes and then we 'll get inside and I 'll show ... - Hi . - Hey . Great . After you . - About time . You 're , like , 20 minutes late . - Yeah . That 's for you . All of it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I need you to unlock the doors . Okay , what 's going on ? What 's going on is you 're being very unprofessional by not unlocking the doors for all these nice people who are here for gymnastics lessons . Hope , I do n't know what 's happening . All right . I 've prepared a statement . Just wait right there . " Yesterday at the mall , I instructed all these people to come here today . " Point to all the people . " Yeah ... So , that 's ... - These are the people that have come . - I understand . " So , this is where we met , at this gym years ago . " Keeping it alive is my gift to you . " And it wo n't suck for me either . " I would like to say to you now that I am so sorry , co-pilot . " When you win a medal the way that I did , " you start to believe that nothing will be better than that feeling . " But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that , each and every time . " It 's true . " Hurting you was the most dumbass thing that I 've ever done . " Will you please forgive me ? " A-plus on spelling . Good luck , Hope . Love , Dad . " Fuck . That ... That last sentence was n't for you . My dad spellchecked , but I wrote it all myself . You can see that 's in my handwriting , and then that 's in my dad 's handwriting , so ... - I believe you . - Uh , okay . - You could have that . - Thank you . Um ... Truth . I am really , really sorry . And I really , really like you . Well , yeah . I mean , it really , really sucked . You really , really hurt me . But also , uh , truth . I 've always really , really liked you . And I really , really forgive you . Good call , Ben . That 's the first time you called me " Ben @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . " - That was a fake one . - Oh . That was real . Why , oh , why ... - Nope . - Please . Just a little . Why not ? Why did I ever leave Ohio ? Why did I wander To find what lies yonder When life was so cozy at home ? Wondering while I wander Why did I fly ? Why did I roam ? Oh , why , oh , why , oh Did I leave Ohio ? Maybe I 'd better go Home First name , Hope Middle name , Annabelle Third name , Greggory Last name , Bring ' em Hell Hope ! Hopey ! Dad , get out of my room , I 'm rapping . Fuck you , fuck them , and fuck that I 'm like , fuck you , fuck her , fuck them Fuck a medal , I got Hope , Blonde money in I 'm like , fuck you , fuck her , fuck them Fuck a medal , I got Hope Blonde money in ' Cause we do n't wan na fuck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ supposed to We do n't wan na fuck with you White Russian , really ? ... back bitch City of Ohio , State of Amherst When I was just a baby , lost my mother to a hearse Excuse me ? Fuck you , fuck them , and fuck that If I said it then , I said it , I ai n't taking it back Fuck you , fuck them , and fuck that Got ta lock it from your key that I stole from your crack Dad 's name is Stan , Post General wussy His fish 's name is Bradley and that fish is a pussy Fuck you , fuck them , and fuck that I be snorting ... while you be smoking crack No one can stop her , ' cause she 's a winner - Yeah , I am - Blonde hair , do n't care , go-getter Finger in the fist Fuck her in the pussy Have her whistle like Ricky , I love Lucy - Who 's that ? - She like this one dude And he 's geeky When he nervous , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Finna soda ... fuck you Fuck you , yo , blow the pussy And your ... too I 'm like , fuck you , fuck her , fuck them Fuck a medal , I got Hope , Blonde money in I 'm like , fuck you , fuck her , fuck them Fuck a medal , I got Hope Blonde money in - Fuck that - We do n't wan na fuck with you No , you do n't Making money , cashing out like I 'm supposed to - We do n't wan na fuck with you - No , you do n't Making money , cashing out like we 're supposed to On the high bar now , Perfect 10 , perfect ... Doing Twitchy till he 's sticky , then I do it again Fuck what you 've heard Believe what you see Rocked the bronze so hard , you think I 'm A vril Lavigne I 'm a boss-ass bitch Check the resume , son I brought that bronze home , homie What the fuck have you done ? I 'll wait Waiting Hope , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you up Let me give you advice Knock that meal-bitch down So he does n't ring twice Hope Annabelle , let 's de-escalate , shall we ? Need a tight , hot mama with a brand new bag Hardly ever get my flow , so I 'm not on the rag F-U-C-K-Y-O-U I 'm a boss-bitch Thought you knew I 'm like , fuck you , fuck her , fuck them Fuck a medal , I got Hope , Blonde money in I 'm like , fuck you , fuck her , fuck them Fuck a medal , I got Hope Blonde money in - ' Cause we do n't wan na fuck with you - No Making money , cashing out like I 'm supposed to - We do n't wan na fuck with you - You got Fanta ? Everybody in the mall know my name It 's Hope Ann - Awesome boss bitch music - Mission accomplished ... give a fuck how you feel If it ai n't about me , then you get no chill Try to take my place ... You can never be me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ none I 'm always number one Hope Ann Greggory will get the job done And she 's fucking awesome Second to none I 'm always number one Hope Ann Greggory will get the job done I 'm a fucking role model . That 's a shit ton of pressure . That 's bullshit . My whole life is lived on a microscope . You got nice cans . Suck it ! I 'm Hope Ann Greggory , motherfuckers You do n't wan na fuck with that . It 's Hope Ann Greggory , y'all . You try doing that with a torn Achilles . Word up .

@@5209441 improved and synced by : hadimh Please visit us at telegram channel : **30;8681;TOOLONG Where in hell your Magician . He will here , Lancelot . Them in prepare a second wave - Ready ! - Attack ! Yes , yes ! Your magician , Merlin can not help us . We out number 100 to 1 , How can we get out this . He promise give us a great power . You 're my king , I will sacrifice my live , but this Merlin is not a wizard . He is a whorse drunkhead Oh , God , i'am so tired , One last time . Magic those exist . It 's found long long ago Inside crashes Alien ship . Hello ? Hello ? It 's I , a hunter spirit , Master of the darklands . isn't any one there ? lts I , Merlin . The Wizard . Remember me ? What are you doing ? No , I keep your secret . I keep it , just I promise . I 'm not told anyone about you . No one ! But you have understand . We 're present a despirate fight @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's happening down there now . So a wfull ! Many explosions and swords clashed . I hate to ask , but we need your help . No spells , no magic . We are retreating ! Live to go another day . No , without sacrifice , there ca n't be no victory . - This is madness ! - He will be here . Alright , I 'm like the they say . I 'm a liar , I 'm a shaman . I 'm a cheat all my live . But if I could , for once moment change this world for to bettter . I 'll give up everything , everything ! I give up to drink , money , women . Drink and money ! . Listen .. Good man will die without your help . Women and children . I know your world is destroyed . I 'm sorry . Please do n't let us die too . I beg of you . I will unite transform and the dragon in yours comand . Yes , that 's just what we are think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ day , a great hero will come for it . go ! Attack ! It has been said through the ages , without sacrifice , there can be no victory . I 've seen it all . I 'm Optimus Prime . And the magical gift of my creator . Will master it all . and I am coming ! for you ! These are terible times Optimus Prime has left us . To found his maker . Some say he will not return His enemy , Megatron , disappears . Without a leader , chaos ensues . Two species of war , one flesh one metal . Transformers are declared illegal on earth . World created new para military force , TRF . Except in Cuba , where they are free to play on the beach . Holla , amigos , come on . - No , he 's busy . - He 's always busy . Mojito needs ice . Ice ! We are not animals . But this alien been keep arriving . Endless waves . Too many to count . We look into sky and wonder @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh I like this , good choice . This .. Get rid of it from my desk . No way ! Where did you get that ? How much is the rest of our time ? 100 billion , trillion comets in cosmos . I turned on the tracker Go , go , go ! And they chose the earth . Why ? You want to see the robot ? Are you crazy ? This is an alien no go zone . There a reason is bigers fence surrounded . We should not be here . We are kids , we can get away this anything . No , man . I will give me a souvenir . Waw .. This is real . Look over there . Waw , cool . It 's all dead robot . Whatever . My father say he shot them all . - Yo , what is it ? - Oh , that 's a robot . - I think it 's dead . - What ? - It 's dead . - Totaly is dead . - This is crazy big robot . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ think it 's moving . Warning , unauthorized tresspassing . This is the security area and the alien confinement zone . Please step away and surrender . Hey ! Here , stupid ! Wait , go ! - Come on , get up ! - Wait us ! Sir , this area is active . We just got news there are 2 robots . what have you got ? Do not look back . Damned , I 'm almost heart attack . Relax , we are covered . - Wait . - What is that ? What happend with your arm He shot you ? Damned ! We can not leave it . I tried to fix it . This week you behave like children . It 's alright . You did good . Waw , you have a big heart . That seems to working , pumping .. No ! - Waw ! - It is alright . I told you we cover . She can be . Cyclops , zoom in on the target . Can not identify , at least 5 people . Children . Shit . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - This is crazy enough . - It 's none of your business . - You tease . - Request air help right now . Danger , do not fire . - What is it ? - Let 's go . As you know , that 's my boyfriend . How long has it been there ? You kids have to get out of here . - Kids ? You're . - I live here . - This is my home . - What is this ? Living room or dining room ? - Someone should take care of them . - I do n't think so . - They scared , they lose direction . - Hurry ! I get hot croll and also vision . - Tango is armed . - I 'll be there in 30 seconds . No fire ? No place , house , and family . You know how that feel ? No , because you have a bigger house to go . - I do n't have one . - Shh . - I love her . - Are we given permission ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ danger . Confirmed , the alien have a weapons . Fire ! He is down . Team Bravo , extract those kids . We move now ! - Get up ! - I can not . No , no . Look at me . Wake up , you 'll be okay . I want to thank you . Wake up , look at me . Wake up , I 'm not leaving you . You 're all I have left ! No , no .. Hey , this is all I have . Maybe you guys want to ride . Hey , where 's the key ? Where are the key ? I will take us away from here . I 'm tired of people messing with me . - Let 's go , this is over . - No ! - I can fix it . - You can not fix it . He 's dead . Hey , look at me . Do you want to die too ? Let 's go , now ! - Come on , come on ! - Come on ! Come on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! What ? Hey , hey , wait . You are a guy ! - I 'm not that guy . - The woman told me Transformers . - So you are a legend . - Some legend ? You to late . - Go , go . - Hey , you know there 's a reward for turning you in ! - Really ? - Yes . Oh , you want your face to be hit hard ? - No .. Okay . - Okey . Go . - You are stupid . - See you arround . Legend . Weaks . - Release me . - Easy . Easy , allright ? I 'm just here to help you . Easy , buddy . You bad , okay ? Drag it from inside me . It 's allright . The charm will protect you . - You do not owe me anything . - Take this . I can not . Keep it . He did n't make it , Bee . I will go alone . This is a bad day . I got the target . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's Cade Yeager . This is over . Help yourself . Where are the others ? What are you hiding ? - I 'm not betraying a friend . - Friends ? This is an invasion . One day we wake up , they 're in charge . You say they are in charge ? They keep coming from the sky . Something is going to happen , you can not escape from it . what was that ? That was a mistake ! Wait , waw .. Next time you shoot somebody , do not off guard until you 're sure he 's dead . Put the weapon , trust me ! Easy bee , easy I am very angry , you will hope you die as a child . - Shoot him ! - You will die before I fall . - I said stand down ! - Shoot , shoot ! Shoot . Shoot ! Do not do that , Bee . Hold your fire ! Hold it . - You , drop it ! - I will not drop this shit . You .. Hey .. @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you have to believe that . This is a new world and these guys are calling the shot All they want is a home and you know it . You push them and they 'll push back All right , man . I like doing shootings . This weapon will destroy you . Translations , see you , bastard . - Maybe you want to get out of here . - Get your plane to go . Come on.they 're not gon na touch us . Star-One , cancel . No activity . TRF step back . drop your guns Are you sure you do not want to shoot ? I am a big target . Coward . This is not what we want . They are all bad . No , they are not . Eagle Eye , track them . I have never seen like this , general . This is older than Optimus Prime . The Decepticon barricade was spotted in the same location . The CIA has been watching them for a long time . LEGAL Yes , he has an interesting friend . His @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . We will find this stick . - That sound , I can hear it in my nightmare . - Megatron . - Waiting for confirmation . - That 's it . - Lord Megatron . - Get rid of it . Tell me you found it . I saw it a knight give it to man . There are too many enemies there . You let him get away with it ! We must have it . - Without it we can not find the stick ! - I know who can . TRF . - The commander wanted the weapon . - Or called a stick . Secure immediately . Stay in disguise and cooperate with TRF . They can not be invited to work together . Our history with Bee and autobots ... We will do what just to get Prime back . Approaching the destination planet . Power decreases . My world . What has happened to my world ? Your world is dying . I have been waiting for you Optimus . Meet your creator . You are my creator ? I am the Contessa @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to my home ? I will kill you ! You dare to oppose your Lord ? Your battle has destroyed Cybertron . Megatron who started it ! You who have destroyed your world , stupid ! My perfect creation , you are going to fix it ! Or the entire race of transformers will be destroyed . I made you , you are mine to command ! How did you get that ? " Scottish castle . " Sir , we have been waiting for 1600 years . I think it 's really happening this time The knight has arrived . The heirloom has returned . Finally it will all start . Come on ! Forward ! Yes ! Okay , thanks . I was unaware . - The reason why you 're careless . - Same as you are single . What .. ? Idiot Dear God . I 'm late . Oh ! 484 years of struggle for free from barbarism . Two worlds colliding and only one survivs . Lancelot , Percival , King Arthur . Honorable men , brave , sturdy , naked , sweaty . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it seem too perfect ? Because whole shit ! Arthur , appointed from the General of Romania . and the king Just plain bombers . And there is Merlin the counselor King , probably never existed The question is , why do we tell all these stories ? Besides the fact that the dragon is evil . Because we want to believe we can become a hero in our own lives . When everything is lost , we can save something meaningful . Or just because of the dragon . Well , it will not be long , man . Everything is ready . You know what to do , do n't you ? We must rebuild my world . There is a way to heal your world . My power of creation , the stick was stolen from me . By my 12 guardian knights . They betried me and hide it on earth . Giving it to humans . The stick is the only way to bring life back to Cybertron . You are going to find it for me . Do you want to atone for sin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I do . No fear , no hate , no anger . No fear , no hate , no anger . Get out of me ! I 'll kill you , flying rat ! He is very calm . Very peacefull . I 'm very bored on this island . God . Oh , hey , chief . The horse that ... God , what is that horse ? You really like with Indian culture , huh ? Do not call me chief . My name is Sherman . - Are not you a chief ? - Well , but you say it racially . - My car is stolen . - What ? - Again . - That 's bad . You know ? Everything is out of control . Crimes are everywhere . - I lost a lot of my stuff ... - Stop it , just get back my car . This is not an autobots dating site . No , I just want to imagine . Look at the pretty one . Waw , look at his ass . I 'm ready ! I have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not intentional . - Hey ! - What is wrong with you ? - What 's wrong with me ? - Next time , slowly ! I want to arrive with cool . You 're fouling this place ! This is a junk yard ! Quickly ! Hey , do not blame me . Hey , where 's everybody ? There is guest ! - You got into trouble ? - Yes , big problem . That 's what you get for choosing the yellow car . - You 'll get into big trouble . - Be quiet ! Before I beat you . - You 'll never be Optimus Prime . - You talk too much . Come on , why are you guys calm ? You guys are starting to annoy me ! Come here , Grimlock ! What 's in your mouth ? I 'm wasting time protecting you . Drop the car ! I know you took it ! Drop it ! You must return it ! Spit it now ! Come on ! Do not eat cars . Return to the cave and think about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? You hired me to look after them all ? Do you think I have super powers ? It 's an alien dinosaur ! They tried to eat me yesterday . - You want to go to jail ? - No . You will go to jail . Because you helped me . I 'm a fugitive , I boss , you 're my boys . When you leave , this place becomes a wild forest . - I do not know what to do . - This is a dumpster , you guard it . That 's it . You hired me to become a vice president . - Did I say that ? - Yes , that 's what you said . - I 'm just lying . - Do not take that position ! This is not a small company . I am not doing it for money . You 're not doing it for money ? What is wrong with you ? What do you want to eat ? He 's here . I do not know ... I told you he will not come back @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ doing ? I never saw it . Come on , just say it ! You want him blown up ! - You feel great ... - Hey , you know I 'm emotional , right ? Come here ! - I will beat you ! - Stop ... Yes , you are tough ! Have you been exercising ? Oh , he 's so annoying . I do I have to destroy it ? - With pleasure . - I heard it . Calm down , what ... Why do you really like the violence ? Hey , what are you doing here ? Have you found our ship yet ? I 'm bored here waiting to be caught . Sand and gasoline will kill you before you get shot . - Do not bother me ! - Watch Out ! - Do you want me to learn ? - You tough , huh ? What if you just bring it ! I 'm not a salesperson like you . Oh , that 's it . See I found the head Star Scream in Bufallo . - There is also @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? You know it 's still working , come on . Did you hear that ? You 'll be able to talk . I 'm so glad . What else do you get ? Where did you get that ? Old treasures . And what is original ? Definitely not . Give it to me . - I 'll take it . - You do not know how precious this is ? I know , because you do not do your job . I 'm hurt . There are seven heirlooms like that which symbolize the end of the world . And that heirloom appears here as a sign . If it was real , I would board the ship and blow up the planet . All right , I 'll soak in the oil . Turn around , you 're off guard . - You can not refuse it . - You do not understand what you 're saying . - Hey , sir ! - This is not happening . You can not be here in here , I 'm having trouble . I 'm not a kid @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good . - Better than others . I have a name . lzebelle with Z . I do not care about your name , this is not a place for ... - Just go home ! - I do not have a house . And they ? They just killed my family . So I will not go anywhere . I want to stay here and fight them . They ? What do you know about them ? They are terrible . You can not fight them and defeat them . They are aided by the whole world . You 're just a kid . Why are you still following me ? Hey ... He can fire out ! Take a look ! Your trailer is on fire . Hey , to the corner there . Friend , I 'm proud . But you can burn my house . I know you can , you have to shoot it through ... No ... Hey , get me some beer . You have to stop messing up . Perfect . You have another job . I still have to train them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " - You were . - My wife died , my daughter is in college . - Like he 's on the moon . - At least he 's alive . If I meet him , we both got arrested . Your turn to tell a story , or may be hard to tell . Decepticon fired rocket and blew my house . And I live in an orphanage . Hey , you 're so cute . You must go , you can not stay here . Sorry . All right . - I 'm leaving tomorrow . - Good , if you 're hungry there 's food in the fridge . - Everyone will know where you are . - Am I being blackmailed ? - 14 years . - You should be a child . You think you 're cool , huh ? I have news for you . Autobots injured by gunfire , you have 30 seconds . What are you doing ? Transformers does not have a machine like that . Their machines are old . The 60 's is not so long . If I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - The main engine . - Yes . Not bad . Take care of what you say . " The Mojave Desert . " We want to get there , take us . We 've found it . Let 's drag ... Six buildings ... There are six locations . - They appear everywhere . - Alien , whatever they are . Like a horn that grows from hell . - Oh my God , Cybertron is coming . - What ? We have to tell the President in 70 minutes . Tell me . - It 's an old model airplane . - This plane can still fly ? - Does he have cancer of the neck ? - Worse . It 's the size of a planet with the speed of light . I do not understand . Is it dangerous ? - I 'll explain it ... - I have to go , no need . No , it 's not dangerous . This one must kill you . Three more days . What about the weight ? Is she overweight ? No , this is just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You 're so fat . - Stop it ! Now let 's drag . I 'm receiving signals from Istanbul and Kathmandu . You have 20 seconds . - Really ? - She is still small . Here there can be no dinosaurs . Hello , dad ? I know you can not talk . No answer . But you can hear . I 'll keep saying it . You do not need to save the world . You have to holiday . I do not want you to die alone , wherever you are . I know your time is only 5 seconds , so I 'm fine and safe . And I love ... It 's much longer and they 'll know our location . You 're a great dad . My father never called . " Pentagon . " We captured it and locked it up here . We are dealing with bad thing here . Looks like Decepticon also wants it . There are 6 buildings around the world . It 's certainly Megatron . Listen , he caught a member of TRF and wanted to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - He sent his men . - We 've landed . - Everything is safe . - The Government approves it , provided he is supervised . You will be there . Because he is not our friend . You know who they killed first ? The lawyer . There are very powerful weapons out there . We 've worked with them . If we are going to do this , we have to let the monster in . Do I know you , man ? - I want my boys . - Who ? Mohawk . Mohawk ? How are you friends ? I want to kill you right now . ( MOHAWK ) See you later . I 'm sure ' ll kill you later . Allowed . Okay . Dreadbot . Dreadbot . Detained because of , bank robbery .. Assault , murder , double killing , 3 murders .. 9 people died , he even did not take his money . No . We will not set him free , no . What ? I mean , we can be flexible . - If he 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Okay , okay . Okay . Nitro Zeus . Sweetheart , finally free . Thanks to Megatron I 'm finally free . ( NITROZEUS ) Thank you . I 'll miss you , Tim . Thanks for the hospitality , man . By the way , Enrique , Jeff slept with your wife . But the government asks that he not leave his state . - And we are serious about that . - Okay . - Okay . - And , last and most important . Berserker . I will destroy your brain . ( SHOPPING ) - Not at all . - Yes No . No . No , there is a limit , choose again . Onslaught . You need a bigger door . ( ONSLAUGHT ) Ah .. We 'll meet at the meeting point and I have to call someone . Great , yes , yes ! What do you really want Megatron ? Just like everyone wants , man , go home . Yes , it does not matter to me either . Megatron , he wants something that Yeager has . Something they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ let the Decepticon , do the dirty work for us .. With my permission they will given Yeager coordinates . You 're tracking Megatron , at every step . Take the weapon . And I 'll finish them off . Do not be afraid . There is no limit , no rules . Hey , guys . I do not know what you doing by freeing them . What 's really going on , Alex ? Additional supplies , share with your teammates . ( Topunishandenslave ) Today , we are hunting . The air force will oversee all the movements of these robots . Fighter aircraft . I do not want any loopholes when sending the Decepticon , 100 ? / ? . Decepticon has given Yeager location . Cyclops , Decepticon approaches the target where it belongs . Can you get rid of Decepticon 's hand ? Perfect . You look like an ugly little robot . You look like a cool little robot . Very cool . - Here it is , Bee . - Just do what you want . Hey , Zee . Come here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ doc . Okay , that 's it . No , no , the third is on your left . No , wait , your left , there . I know what I 'm doing , do not tell me to hurry . Hey , calm down , okay ? You think he likes this ? It 's like in the dentist 's office . Do you like dentists ? No . How can you only listen to him ? Your daughter . Can not reply . He has a big mouth . They say if you do , they will match your voice .. and a computer in a different place tracks you . Oh , that 's how we live . What will you tell him ? Brush your teeth , work hard , move away from the boy band , especially his drummer . Yes , the drummer is the worst , and also dumb . - DJ , a jerk . - Come on . We have a habit , reciprocate each other , he always asked " Dad , what are you doing tomorrow ? " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it tomorrow . " Looks like you lost " tomorrow " Yeager . That 's exactly what he said . - Okay , Bee . - Done . Come on , man , get up . Let 's listen . Come on . Your real voice . For the first time , man . Try . This is very stressful . Oh no , this is not my voice . I will kill him , Bee . - This is nonsense . - You know what , I have not given up yet . Okay , one day you 'll speak with your real voice . The traitor , bastard . Cade . Eh .. that thing , the code . The code is red . Someone 's coming . Shit . Scan the shroud . We 've seen the target . Hold it ! This is a protected land . It 's time for evacuation , let 's move . Cyclops , the target moves . They know . - Time to go , guys . - I know there will be problems when I see the government . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not go to jail , I can not go to jail , man . - Hey ! This is a real world , let 's go . - I can not go to jail . I 'm too skinny to be in jail , I can not even lift a load . - Bee , let 's move ! - Let me take care of this . I will destroy someone . Get out of here , Cade , I 'll give you time . - Do not try to be a hero Hound , we 're off right now . - Wait ! - Wait ! - I was born to be a hero . You can not leave me , you leave me , they will take Sqweeks . Bring Sqweeks , he 's a powerful robot . Target out of place . Megatron , we have a robotic carcass here . Too bad , because I 'm ready to destroy some heads . This is the crafty carcass of my friend . Too bad you can not see it . Come on , feel this , bastard @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fight them , they will protect themselves . Yes , we 'll see . The tactical position , come on ! You two , get out of here , hide , come on . Decepticon . Okay , you know what you have to do . What 's this ? You bring them to us . Cade . Target is 6 clicks away . They are in an abandoned city . Come on down . Hey ! Yaeger has important information , just catch him . TRF operation , do not interfere . They are my friends . Hey , there 's a terrible thing going on outside there , at least I want to keep my gun . Not today . I keep running the plan . The whole city has been fitted with a trap . You , sit down , right now . Stay here . Just so you know , maybe we 'll go to jail , so .. Maybe you should get used to it . Here it comes . Autobots , be prepared . Hey , Cade , do you mind if I run @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh , yes ! Decepticon is here . I know they are nearby . - I 'll kill you all right now . - Check this city . He 's here . I want to tell you what we are for . Come here . Behold , that ugly little robot . Smells emit their scent . Disgusting . Hey ! Put him down ! - No , no , no . - Did you see that ? He came without fear . Go to hell . This planet is hell . Ah ! What 's in your hands ! - Put him down ! - Shit . - You think I 'm scared of you guys , bastards ? - Hey , stop . Cade Yaeger , I need that talisman . You 're crazy ! You do not know what you 're doing ! You can not come with me anywhere ! - Do not lose them ! - I will chase them . Do not move ! I can laugh . The chubby head , fantastic . Decepticon , back off ! Let 's play around @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have ? Duck , duck ! - What is it ? - TRF . I will go in there . Come on . Run ! This should be for terrorists , not Americans who pay taxes . Not that I pay taxes , but .. Hey , Max , Prime , stop playing around , come on . Am I the only one here ? Ouch .. This is not true . We 're safe here . You 're always in control . You should be like a mother . Come on , come on , fast . Run ! Quick , move ! Hide in that room ! Come on , come on , fast ! I promise not to get shot and now I 'm fired upon . The worst promise . Is this covered by health insurance ? They did not do it , you tried to to treat your own gunshot wounds . Beware ! Run ! Run ! Run ! Target is visible , ready to attack . You must be dead . Oh , shit , there 's another one ! Let me handle @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a face scanner . Are you crazy ? - Stay behind me ! - What ? - I will not do it . - I handled this , standing behind me . - Do not do that . What are you doing ? - Go behind me . - He did not shoot me . - I will not do it to myself . That 's a bad idea ! Oh ! Shit . Gosh ! Are you okay ? - Cade , I just wanted to say to you , I love you friend . - What ? The work is not the way I think , but I appreciate it all . What are you doing ? I 'm dying . It 's just a rubber bullet , man . - No holes ? - No holes . No bullets , nothing . - No holes ! - Stand up and do not pretend like a hero . Is it just a rubber bullet ? The pain is like a real bullet , friend . I think it broke through my body . Come on , we move @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we 'll kill the big one , and we 'll finish it all off . Come on . Come on , come on , fast . They are coming . - Gosh ! - Leprechaun ! Who are you ? Leprechaun , is a small , green , and Irish creature , and it is offensive . What do you see , little girl ? What do you see ? Hello , Mr . Cade , I 'm assigned here to take you away . - Take me away ? - Correct . No , no , you will not bring anything ! - Oh , dude , slowly . - Do you want to make a fuss ? - Oh , no ! Oh shit ! - No , Cade ! - Cade ! Cade ! - Hold on ! Hold on ! Oh , I 'm so careless . - Is he still alive . Is he still alive ? - Hold on . No , he will die . My lord , this is not my fault , but he just stepped out of the elevator . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Do you have a backup plan , sir ? - Is he still alive ? - I do not know , he just flew away . Ah , there you are . Nice to see you still alive . As nothing happened . - This will keep you clean . - Hey , wait ! - Back off , man ! - Look , you 've looked better , sir . - Who are you ? - My name , Cogman , sir . And I 'm here because of it . And it 's here because of you . It will not escape from you until your work is done . Ah ! You 've been selected . - I 'm not elected . - I 'll explain everything if you want to come with me . I 'm gon na destroy this cockroach for you , Cade . Do not kill the messenger , or I will kill you . Oops ! Well , now , I 'm afraid all this mess is caused by you . - If you want to save your friend , you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the Head of the ninja servant ? Your friend will be saved if you do not exist , and your presence is not safe . You are more important than you ever imagined . You 're needed , sir . Immediately . Tuanku always say , all important decisions in life .. often depends only on one moment . You will be fine . Now we are family . I promise I will take care of you . The plane is waiting . We 're going to England . Bee . With , little girl , I 'm the - in control now . Do not expect a story to sleep . Welcome to Air Folger Flight , wear seat belt , no snacks , drinks and fun . - Track , Yaeger . - He 's in the air now . It needs a search , but ultimately we can find him . The Megatron crew , on a trip to England . So is with Yaeger , it just happens . I want you to fly with Your team to England , as soon as possible . Lift @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , you again . - Do not hang up . I 'm telling you you can not give me anything , off you go . I need help , I want help but can not .. You have a flight , Cuba has no flight since 1940 , so does the pilot . Books about Cybertron . I found it . - It seems impossible . - Not if you know the correct cleaner . And I know a lot . The book is there , never seen for centuries . Interesting , made especially for disappear at room temperature . and made of some sort of gold sky or something . The Trinity Library , today , at 4 pm . Come , if you want to know how serious I am . The object is certain is the planet destroyed Cybertron . 7 more hours before the collision . Optimus , it 's time you know the truth . The place you call Earth , has another name . Unicron . Earth , Unicron ? The old enemy of Cybertron . Yes . You 're gon na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up life on Unicron . - The earth will die . - Yes . And your world will be reborn . Nemesis Prime . I will fight whomever is blocking my path . The alien shape is continuously shaped , some of which are 400 meters in size . Alien crap . Have you found a man , Viviane ? - No . - Too bad . He really has to search here . And many once , and some of them are very tempting . This one is looking for WCB I do not know what it is . - That , a car , baby . - Correct . - Great Beautiful Lady . - Is it true ? Who knows . Dear God . - Oh , this one has its own bottom space . - Great , I like the basement . Look , it 's perfect for you . You like old things . You like that . History is being rewritten and you want to talk about men . Or woman . - Oh , again . - Women looking for women , here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Why do we do that ? That 's just a dusty old book . - No , I welcome the end of the day . - What is so bad .. About me that you have and I have with your father . - He will ask . - Do you know the father I do not have ? A thing he likes to be around at the table he says he is praying for me .. - Honor . - You can say that again . If only you could stop longing people who had died . You may want to check learning . The garbage . There may be something that you want to save . Do not touch it . Sorry , dad . I do not want anything for you said I take a lot . Joe Elfod , emergency request by High Lea . At this time . Oh , God . Stop ! Fuck ! Fuck , oh God ! Move ! God , sorry ! Okay ! Okay ! Ah , please , lady , do not do that ! - What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a rough ride . - You 're one of them ! - Be quiet ! Just there ! So , damn it ! High wave , shock wave ! Please , let me know that I kidnapped from one of the famous one's . I 'm so sick of all this ! Oh , please ! I 'm being kidnapped ! Miss , sit down ! Please ! Please help ! Help me ! Help me ! Help me , please , I 'm here ! Wow ! Wow , I love this car ! Oh , God . Police ! Haha , great introduction . It 's okay , David . There , come on . There . We have guests , stop that ! - Stop your lecture ! - ldiot ! Hello there ! What the fuck ? - It 's done , stupid . - I really am sorry about that . But he , uh , you know , he still think this is still 1918 or 1914 . - Something like that ? I know . - Very sad . The journey of war @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ person , more than a few , A better man , day excited is better .. As a matter of death and life and its kind . - That 's sad , sir . - Far from Tibere . This is a long journey . Yes , but bad . I mean very sad . You remember that , I mean . You know there 's a leak to the brain . Dementia robot . You know sad . Yes , I do not know why you smoke on that pipe , mate . But , what is going on here ? Did you drag me to the time of the transformer ? If he 's the best person for me to speak , I 'm outta here ! Wow , wow , wow . Okay . Um .. Bumblebee . We only met when I was small , shorts , so be it . Probably higher or shorter , I can not remember it . - But I never forget the face . - Hey , you remember this guy ? I do not know you ! Let me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yes , you keep a secret for very long .. You know it will be real deep deep . You 're starting to get curious . Is my life useless ? Did you ever feel that way , Mr . Cade ? Cuman Cade . Look , old , I do not have much patience for puzzles now . Yes , but you want to know , buddy ? Why do they keep popping up here ? To Earth . Correct ? Ah , I really like the right time . It 's really great . - No , no , no ! - Wait ! No , no , no . Its small . Why should you be like that ? - No , back off ! - See there ! Hey ! Wait ! So , this kind of kidnapping situation or his first transformer experience him ? It must be both . He has a good fighting ability ! He is very complicated ! My name is Edmund Burton . Descendent to 12 . The last member of who survived the Witwattin Sect . Wow . How @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that ? - Hello , miss . As I say , hot , hot . - Say what ? - Hot , hot . - As red ? - Hot , hot . - Hot means sexy . A French accent only . - Is he French ? - No , he just likes his accent . - No , no , no ! I hate the accent , but I can not get rid of it . I 'm stuck with his accent . - Yes ! - He 's a soldier , Miss Vivian . He swears to your father to protect you . - Oh . - What a wonderful one you have . It 's a great vehicle , you can travel from Buckingham in that car . Okay , you , American man . Shut up . What am I doing here ? - Yes , why is he here ? - Introduction . Miss Vivian Wembley , historian from Oxford co-author also as Doctor of philosophy at Oxford . Also as a Mental Doctor at Oxford , I think . Anything else ? Besides @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ am an inventor . - Oh , you 're an inventor . - Yes , right . - What did you find out ? - Many things . - Like .. - Like many things . Like .. - Things you 've heard . - As ? Things you 'll hear , patterns and money . - Oh . - Oh ? Do not say , what is it Oh ? You know , I can do it , Ah , in English I am . And I 'm too great to be here , that 's where I 'm not here to be despised .. By parents and daughter with stripper dresses ? - Stripper ? - Well .. Cuman in America has extraordinary education in humiliation . And if my dress makes you uncomfortable , maybe I can just let it go . - Okay . - Oh , dear ! - Quite patient ! - What is your problem ! But I 'm not a robot ! - Gentlemen ! - Do I have to decide the head , ma'am ? Tempting , but , I can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wind pipe . I already said , Coltman , you 're not finished to hold up the urge . Generally in some ways . Yes , my lord . Like making a cake . Or cook food . Polish silver . I tried , my lord . - He is the Head in all fields . - It 's annoying . Seriously separate personality . Good . Coltman . Do you have that he has lost ? - You ruined it ? - I 've been serving Elsatorsy for 700 years . You 're the worst I 've ever served . This is my predecessor . Wolfgang . And that 's my aunt , Ed . My aunt 's aunt . For some reason , he is with my ancestor 's uncle . He 's crazy . He 's so bitch . And he is my grandfather there . Elowishes , and that is Ann , my third cousin . He drunken water mud sea , he committed suicide . Quite crazy . It 's so crazy . Bullet holes . Ah , ah , no , no , no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ watch that killed Hitler . Do not play with it . Bad predators . It 's old , but crazy . At home in this moment , we have to play smarter . Genius , explorer , scientist , artist , artist , world leader . Renaissance , secret security , people like , the great Casto . The Russian Emperor , General Washington , William Shakespear , Queen Elisabeth V . Abraham Lincoln , Redgudauglas . Wright brothers . George Einstain . Leonardo Da Vinci . Motha . Perkumpulan Witwiccans Edmund telucas . Brenicus Tesla . Galileo . They are all included in secret services . All unite in one purpose . Protect historical secrets from Transformer . Here , on Earth . To be honest , you can find in the genealogical tree . Merlin , Viviana , goes into the 40th generation Go to that table , there is a photo there . Your father is a member . He really wants to tell you . And my own family . A team of the youngest . CB7 . He looks just like Bee . True , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in his unit . Help change the tide of war , you know . Please invite him . We are not invited . Let 's go right ! Forsta ! Forsta ! - Bee ? He is very kind . - Yes . During the war , they call it everything . Good is not one of them . It 's all started from 1414 . As king of Arthur and his witch , Merlin . Go forward and master the Sax Muhamatoin , Mabey . That 's the mythical sword . It is a myth . Yes , every legend , every myth and every story . Hope in the campfire . As logical explanation . Oh , so I agree , how hot it is to leave it . Logic is left in the building , you 're talking about magic . What ? Like Lamborgini who walk and talk ? Whatever high technology in it is more like magic . - You are clearly learning . Impressive . - Yes , depending on it . Zero talk , Doctor or professor of philosophy or whatever you call @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - So you 're evolving . Wait . Buddy . This place was built as the original place of the round table knight . The first , Gwain , Justin , Lancelot , Sir Richard . 12 knights . And 12 behind them is 12 from Cybertron . We are fighting for honor . We are fighting for mankind ! For all the good of mankind . The old brothers ! And the new brothers ! For the old one ! For a new one ! No sacrifice , no victory . 12 Alien knights , and so it Camelot and mankind . Growing . For honor . Coltman ? Hello ? You 're in the mood again . I 'm making the atmosphere more powerful . More calm . What 's the problem with you ? What I can find Stanglin necklace . It belongs to King Arthur himself . Now , legend has it that the last knight will be chosen one day . His struggle for saving the world begins . It seems that Mr . Cade is the last knight . It is you . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? No , not yourself specifically , you 're not too valuable from the state of Texas . Not a bit . Stop it . What ? If you do not stop it , I 'll send you back to Cybertron . - With your little box . - Oh , scary . I am not a noble . No , he means , quality as a knight . Mr . Cade . Quality as a knight , most important . Yes , the quality of the knights , the noble heart , boldness over justice , integrity . - I have some . - The most important . - You seem to be virgin . - In hurry ? Yes , I was in hurry by a strange comrade who took me off the plane . No , virgin . P-E-R-J-A-K-A . Ability . I know that , I 'm kidding . I know about it , thanks . Not sad , Mr . Cade . - It 's been a long time . - Well , how long has it been ? A week , a month , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Ah . Hm . Huh ? What is this ? Is that some kind of English thing ? No , no , just curiosity . - Well , maybe I saved myself . - Why do you keep yourself in old age ? - You , English lady , be quiet . - I just asked . We are chatting about your sex life . - Yes , whichever is .. - What 's this ? Sort of a map ? Well , this table is from Cybertron . The puzzle I 'm working on . Truly my whole life . - So which is very interesting ? - Travel Cybertron . Intended as cosmos . Seglastron . Wait a minute . I 've heard that before . In the exchange . - What does it mean ? - Your last breath .. Protecting his wand . This is ridiculous . They have their names . We have the kit name . Stick Merlin . In the description with a special race , is combined with its DNA . Which one is only he who has key to unlock @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .. Magic . His wand is buried with with Merlin 's body . A thousand years hidden . If it falls in the wrong hands , it means the destruction of the human we know . and love . 12 knights guards join into a mighty dragon . To protect it . And now his stick is in great danger . Megatron . - He 's eyeing this . - So the battle is on us . That 's why he came here , that 's why they continue to earth . Which one we have to claim the stick before it 's too late . Wait , we what ? Only Merlin 's direct descendants can 3 master their full strength . And you , Miss Vivian . The last descendant of Merlin on earth . And that 's how you are . is our last hope . Okay , wait . Step back . You say I 'm related to the Merlin wizard . Oh . Surprising enough , is not it ? Only you know what the stick location is . Some of you are your dad @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Are you sure ? He has a look that he does not know where his barrels are . Listen , the only thing my dad passes over to me is out of his learning place . Two worlds collide , only 1 are survivors . Precisely your world ! And the learning time is over . You were born for this . This is the most recent of the worlds that came here . And only we are blocking them . Better to find the stick immediately . Now ! T-red . Outside the castle , lock up . - Ml6 and TER come here . - Move ! Come on ! Coltman , take us to London . Okay . - Coltman , what car is ready ? - Immediately , my lord ! Oh , I take care of it , son ! Let me show you how to solve it . Hurry up , go ! Hurry up ! Hurry up ! - Get out of here , Bee ! - Come on ! Get out of here ! This is the time for cleaning . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Einstain will be very annoyed . Hurry up , this way ! In this direction ! Hurry up ! Shotgun ! I told you , Shotgun ! Checking in your area . Accepted , 2C , 8.7 . In the stomach . Okay , TER , attacked . Team leader Santos US , what do you have ? Possible robot car , you notice this . TER in transit . It 's chaos , they run away . Ml6 chasing them . - Yes . - I get a call from .. Henry the cleaner , the Trinity library , - You 're late . Do not mess with me - We 're having a bit of a problem . in this moment , it 's hot and i 'm angry ! Meet me behind , Bee . I 'm crappy in this game . But you bite your nails , you give everything away . - Mother ? - Here . - Who wins ? - Every one . - Just give it . - This is Cade . Cade , this is my family . - Hello . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hi . - Hello . I 'm Maureen . - Do you have an underground cellar ? - Oh , my goodness , hands like Ruffle Maple . - Your chest area . - Do not touch him . Um . I will change . - Hurry up , let 's go to the library . - This chase is tiring me . ROAD SIGN ST HELENSI Ml6 and TER will find us . We must be fast . My dad bought a lot of stuff . Let 's find storage space . What are we looking for ? We search like a map or a letter .. or a book or .. Jeez .. It will take years to find something here . I do not know where to find this damn stick . Look at this fake horse . Which stuff is here , people too have such stuff . What is happening there ? Check behind each photo . That may be inside ! Just tear up ! - Hurry up ! Do it quickly ! - Come on , come on , it 's fun ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wow , great . - Oh , my God . A lot ! It 's like fighting and trying ! Slow . - I 'll take a peek . - No ! Every man has a secret place , believe me ! Do not , it 's too expensive . Come on , pick up ! Shit ! Tell me where that is ? Not too fast . I won it . Tell me now . For that you have to be a special person , you sir , not a special person . We met there and I will tell you . Here now . Through the phone really no problem . - Over the phone do that . - As the 12th royalty With the power given by King Arthur . And legion of round table , I give you , - asylum to enter .. Ancient .. - Position ! Not the entrance , do not mess around . - Fix it . - Enough , just tell me now ! Shut up . Line 6 sequence 6 . Hurry man ! They 've been after him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's a bit confusing to talk to you . Come on , you said no work today , let 's be a legend ! Come on , quickly ! I 'm working on it , okay ? 5 minutes ! I swear ! You always say 5 minutes and that means no . You just go catch Rodgrido in Rio and start the game . - I hate Rodgrido ! - I said I 'll be with you 10 minutes , Okay ? Come on , I 'm in the middle of doing something . - All right . - Okay , I 'm back . The bastard droid knows . There 's a Cybertron and there 's .. There 's Yin and Yang . Where there is a Yin there . One will destroy the other . One big bastard until the remaining 1 left . Wow .. Earth is a Unicorn , one day he will rise up to fight it . He will end the planet to revive himself . - Hurry up ! - All right , start ! Tell me how it happened . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ location . Why they are scattered around the world . The answer is easy , time and nature . - Interesting them . - It 's the super continent ! That 's the same shape on the round table ! Look again in the middle . I want the exact location in the center of the circle . - Genius ! - It 's Stonehenge . One of the greatest mysteries of antiquity , no one understands its purpose until now . - No one but me . - That 's where it all started . You 're the person behind the person . Do something . I will handle it , my brother . Do not worry . I 've never had a brother . That was good . Time to the beach . Are you ready ? Viniane follows Merlin . What does that mean ? My wardrobe . Viviane follows Merlin . Only humans start magic . And now of course a girl . Maybe this is it . Must have something to do with it . Yes , God is in my hands all this time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! - Stay still wherever you are ! - Come on ! - Surrender ! - God , that 's a big gun . My Lord , the GRF is behind us . Why are you parking the car so far away ? Oh , you sucks . - Do not let us get caught . - That 's my specialty , my lord . God , I do not ask to kill him . This is like the old days ! Get out of the way ! Which one reminds me , Sir Edmund . Are you available for this afternoon ? Oh my goodness , am I seen available ? - Out of whore ! Get out of my way ! - Geez ! - Hello , huh ? - It 's in the Navy museum . The Navy Museum , I guessed ! Bee ! I will divert the police ! Scatter ! - More news , Decepticon .. - We are coming Decepticon .. - This way will be tense . - More stressful ? Oh , yes . Shit , they 're all around us @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for that , okay ? Oh , you want all sorts ? Cogman , destroy them ! Good work , son ! This is a one-way street ! What ? Wait this is a one-way street ! I 'm not driving ! He 's driving ! - Look out ! Watch out ! - Calm down ! Bee next to us last ! It will be a big game . Aw , it hurts . What is that ? You 're crazy ! Submarine . - Did we get away from them ? - Hey , stop you have not paid ! - Sorry . - That 's okay . I paid . They really love submarines . - This is the most crowded day . - Yes , right is not it ? That 's the generation of mothers . And this museum is closed for ever . All right ! Away from this place right now ! Away from this place right now ! Come on ! Come on ! Come on ! Let 's go ! movement of your fat butt ! Get out ! Come on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not work . I mean this maze is really complicated . The mission is in large waters . It 's one of those and they say it 's in salt water . That 's actually quite disgusting . But now this is the greatest machine of all things , the one I 've been waiting for all my life . To be able to change the flow of human history , you know ? Now in the end , I can not join you . But , my lord , you have been waiting for this moment for 70 years . I know . I know . But I 'm afraid I 'm not the material . And .. You have your mission and I have my mission . Oh , no , no . You .. You did not leave us with that crazy machine . - I do not think so ! - I prefer crazy words . This is all you have done in your life , Your pain and your suffering for the loss of your wife , apart from your daughter and custody . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You talk a lot . I think I 'm so . Em , my dear . Your father left this for you . For yourself . You know how to start . Good luck for you two . This is probably the weirdest thing I ever did today . Only girls can do it . Good luck ! Wow ! Okay , I did not do that . Jumps ? What do you mean Jumps ? War-time submarines used to turn on the engine . And there is a transformer . - May I see it ? - Look ? I 'm looking ! Let me see ! You 're out of the way ! Yes , God , get out of it , man ! - Is that water ? - No doubt , Sherlock ! - Of course it 's water . - Do you know how to operate it ? You know how to operate it , right ? He said you 're in charge of this . - Let me see . Let me see ! - Do not touch me ! - Get out of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's happening on the alien ship remains on the alien ship . And at least your last words what ? TO center I have a positive contact , tracking number 5205 .. The submarine must be heading to the loose waters toward us . Then we have to stop them with whatever we have . Contact everyone to attack to that position . - All get ready there . - All get ready there ! Contacts are at 150 and the distance is 1000 . Contacts are at 150 . We must prepare the SEAL team and DFV , we have to chase them . Let 's go ! A1 , ready to go . A1 will depart . - Cogman , is that normal ? - It 's perfectly normal , bu . Maybe classic but there submarine behind us . - What ? - This is your submarine , not my submarine . My submarine ? 7 hours ago I am just a professor . All right . We 're leaving ! Put us down to 025 . Team 2 is behind us . We get contacts at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good thing . Why did they send submarines here ? There must be a submarine ahead , we have to dive first . Well we have arrived , warning shots , let 's prepare one for the respect . Shoot ! We get our contacts , at 1440 . No ! Hold on ! - He has turned and leads to us ! - Get ready for the blow ! Hold on ! He went diving ! We are safe for now . Take your hands off ! There is time and place for everything ! This is not the time so is the place ! - Hey ! Where do you want to go ? - Not now ! Get away from here ! The crazy guy just left our ship like a torpedo ! - I see I see it too ! - These are your people . Good day . Does the prime minister exist ? - Who ? - Prime minister , who else ? - This is very important . - Oh , that 's very important , why do not you say ? Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ meet him , good afternoon . Go there , hurry up ! - Oh , my God .. Sorry . - That 's okay , it 's just this thing previously in my hand now it is moving around . Yes , that .. It does not taste .. It 's more .. - Over there .. It 's headed .. Into your pants . - Yes , it goes to .. - Be careful , is it tight or mencekram ? - This is not painful but .. I do not know what this is , like alien trash . I think the goal .. We will know the purpose if you want .. - Cogman ! What 's all this about ? - End of this world , I order food . - Last meal will be prepared . - Good ! - I 'm starving . - Do not try anything with me . Wait , Cogman ? - So my grandmother says .. - My daughter will love .. - My grandmother will be very .. - Daughter will love this .. - Yes , same @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me to .. - occasionally and .. Really ? - I know , yes , always .. - Really .. Go on a date ! - What did he say ? - Go find a boyfriend .. - Is this a date ? No , this god is not a date . - This is just .. - This is romantic . - Sushi ala Cogman . - Wow . Looks great ! No sacrifice , no victory . Is the president in his bunker ? Yes . What about Putin ? bastard ! - Are you the new prime minister ? - Security to my office now ! Oh , excuse me , well I use the old way . Well , the door is in use for some specific things . And at this time is quite extraordinary . I will make this very simple . Small buddy who is quite dangerous .. I 'll let it out we all will die with bad you understand ? Thank you . My name is Edmund Burton . His Majesty ordered Wickwicen guardian secret history about Transformer on earth . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all have died . Not everything . Anyway still not . But I really need you to use all .. - But .. Wait a minute .. You .. Appear from the wall .. - Shut up ! Let me finish .. - And now .. - Shut up ! Be quiet ! Okay , as I said , I need you to send your resources , all your military assets , because you know once that this world will end . And I know where and when . You are the first to see this ship from the dark ages . Your Talisman is the key to open this ship . Sonar has it about 800 meters . I think we got it in the 8 o'clock direction I think we saw it . Is the light below here . Oh , my God .. Look at that , it 's a huge alien ship . I can not say how big this is . That 's very big .. The ship knew we were here . Stay behind him ! Shit .. This is the seal team 1 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Stay close . That 's below , we 'll go inside . We will lose radio contact . We are in a stream ! Stable ! Stable ! Stable ! Hold on ! - Hard to control ! Hang on ! - Get out of the wall ! Now what ? You are the last knight , you are the special person . You find that out . - Let 's go ! - I will not go to that water . My flesh will wet to the center of my brain . Now both of you are in my junk list . We have been in blind .. Blinded by the sun .. The planet comes out of the back of our star . It seems to act freely . Dozens of people have modeled it . The first impact will be our station . There is no way out . The earth will follow in our footsteps . The Domenic model , possibly total victim . There are two months ! There are two months ! The world is about to end ! Someone says this will @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will change in 12 hours . The destruction in which the experts tell you will be great . - This is hard to believe . - Yes it can not be trusted . Which is what I want to do . Wow ! - Bee go back looking for another way , come on ! - What ? Are you serious ? Like I like to end up in a place like this ? He wants us to go through here . Wow .. Look at that ! The merchants . He finally came to our place . Very good ! - We 'll meet him . - We 're going to start a big show , all of it . Hey , can I come along ? You might need me . Oh , little lady , I it 's the worst parent . Alphabot ! Make trips at the forefront . - Let 's give them hell ! - I 'm driving ! Okay , I hate it once told you this , but .. I thought you were brave enough .. Is that a compliment ? You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not happen organically . I 'm the first person to turn on his submarine . Hold it ! Hold on ! I think it 's here ! Subtitle improved and synced by : hadimh Please visit us at telegram channel : **30;8713;TOOLONG This is a tomb .. Houston Station , fifth step to configure . Turns the trigger on automatically . It 's happening . They are in the atmosphere now . Ok this is the initial step . If this fails , there is no other choice . Conjunctions can not be avoided , hopefully lucky , and may God bless . You check there . What 's this ? I think they always keep something . Wait , look at this . It 's a button . This is Merlin . He is real . All that . Wait , what did he write ? Namine erith . That means no one can have it . What do you mean ? We are far away here . But after all of this .. We will not open it ? - Of course I will open it . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . You must be kidding . We 're so far here for this ? There is only grandfather , great-grandfather who is lying in a box and a stick ? You must be kidding . How will we save the world with this ? I can just cut the tree in my house , and .. Do not say anything , okay ? Your romantic accent will not work now . - I can not say anything . - Thank you God . - Maybe someone stole it . - No , there is something else . There must be somewhere here . I did not come far far away in vain . The whole world is at stake . This place is scary . I get a mark of where . This thing ... may still be alive . What happened to you ? Who came to take this ? Shoot him , shoot him . - Look out ! - Come here ! I will draw his attention , go away from here . I took the wand . Shoot ! You took his wand . Drop @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . He clung . Drop your weapons . Do it ! Drop your weapon , or I will drop this stick . - You do not know what you 're doing , stop it ! - Drop the weapon ! - Let 's just shoot me ! - No ! Only me can use it . Come on ! Shoot ! Shoot me ! You do not know what you 're doing . Do not . Take the stick . I came to take the stick . Optimus ! Optimus ! What are you doing ? Give me the stick . - This is me Cade . You remember ? We fight together . - I 'm fighting for my own Prime . My own planet ! - Cade . - This is not you Prime . Give me his wand , man . Cade . - I 'll kill you . - Give it to him . Now . Who dare challenge me ? Something 's wrong Bee , something is happening , it 's not Optimus . We have to find him Bee . Remember CV7 ? You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got ta go back up okay , get out of here . - Wait what about you ? - Bee always help me , now I have to help him . - Go . - Go back to DSB , let them know we lost the weapon . Well sir . You heard him , back to the submarine . We are gon na find him , Come on , we have to go up ! Shit , gosh .. We can do it , come on . Wait , there are waves coming ! I am one of the Prime . You 're not who it is . Come on ! This will be the sector 14-16 . Send the plane to see it . We see Optimus . Prime , Prime , stop ! Prime you have to stop ! Prime stop ! Look at me Prime . What are you doing ? He 's Bee ! Prime ! You can not do it . Stop ! I am Bumble Bee , your oldest friend . Optimus , I will give my life for you . Bumble Bee @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cybertron fell . What have I done ? I am the most to do this task . I know you will not be able to do it . He knows I 'm strong , and you 're weak . You ignore Cybertron . Now you will see it dead . No ! The wand ! Impossible ! Not good . Death ! You must die ! Cade ! You betrayed your own people . - No , enough ! - You picked the wrong side . The guard knight , will kill me . - Quintessa is a fraud ! - No ! - He made you .. - Prime ! Affected his magic . The punishment is death . Great Notunde . Great Notunde . Cade . I 've let you down . I have cursed the earth . Earth , the only place in the universe , The residents let I call it .. House . Well , you can save him Prime . I can not do it without you . 1 chance , that 's all we have . Depends on you Prime . Without you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ My brother . I will never betray you again . I am Optimus Prime , to save Earth , we have to go to Cybertron . And destroy Quintessa . His ship is coming . That 's very beautiful . QRS to Houston , he is below . Optimus Prime gives us the coordinates into place , that is the room . The weapon will go there . Send troops and keep watch . Find and prepare for battle . I 'm at 21,000 feet , we saw the target , we found it . The coordinates are good . Headquarters contacts , visible targets . In this room .. In this room .. We must think about how to attack him . We have to cripple it . Come on , come on , come on . Nice to see you . Let 's get out of here ! Come on ! Our General will take the helicopter to the launch room . I do not like that . Lennox , believe me , that 's our friend . Aircraft Autobot , we can use it . That 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bomb , and launch the DLC . - The risk will be enormous . - They want to do what ? At an altitude of 21 thousand feet ? - There is a woman , a teacher . - From Oxford . I think he 's there . Well that 's amazing . They will put it in the room and steal the stick . Okay , that 's the stupid idea you might have . Personally I will rely on and math physics to save the world . Not magic , fairy , or goblin . There is a Decepticon clock direction 1 . I live for this , I live to destroy this planet . For our world , I enable this portal . Yes .. Soon , he will not be helpless . Shoot ! You are a rotten human ! Hey ! Hey . You received a message to bring it all here ? Come on . Hey , I am carrying Optimus Prime . He will do it all . Save our lives . I bring bung troops , I bring troops . Knights , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the end . To save earth and its inhabitants . We will steal the Quintessa stick . Just you Vivian who can take it back . I will lead the way into his room . And when the time comes , is linked to the Cosmos . Let those who live long after we know , if this is our best time . I love that guy , I creeps every time . I did not have time to say hello . They are coming . You think that 's enough ? No , not at all . My Lord , Mr . Burton . I got Cogman . I am getting my time .. You succeeded my master . This is the hardest part of my job . See you dead . Thanks Cogman . Continue . Of all the people I 've been serving . You are the coolest . - Megatron . - I have found your wand . Only 1 can hurt us . I can feel it . - He can not come here . - My appointment will stop them . See our world @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a planet . They are coming . It will hit us . - Bring the plane closer now ! - Come on , quickly ! Go north ! Come on , hurry up ! We must go ! That will happen to us ! Come on , quickly ! They 're here . Mastering the cities . Millions of people will die . It uses Earth 's geothermal energy to rebuild itself , what if the core of our earth is cold , which now makes a strange climate . The magnetic field is tired , causes high levels of radiation . I hope you understand this . The earth becomes microwaved , we popcornnya , given a bag , then " bum " . We are roasted . Very similar to me . Looks like Wilson to me . Well , they 're all messed up . 3 minutes . Hey , 3 minutes ! - They will help us ? - No , we help them . Some brave soldiers sacrifice themselves . I told my students that it is nonsense . Go now ! Let 's go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ask that now ? lya . Do not wear a boss ? Go to the plane . - Come on , go ... come on , go . - Come on , quickly . - Okay , let 's go . - This will be fine . - Come on , go ! - Let me attach it . Pair which one ? What 's this ? - Uh , this is correct , right ? - Of course it is correct . Are you okay ? Can you borrow your cell phone ? Must send message to my daughter . Thank you . Look up the sky . I am there for you . Thank you . Goals visible . - Get ready for contact . - Be accepted ! Attack ! Bee , come back . 30 seconds to the landing zone . - I 'll tell you this will be hard . - We will not give the ruins a fall , right ? Our flight is at 12,000 feet . We duplicate it . The air is too little , no remaining air tube . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , yes . What do you think ? Anything you want to say ? You never stopped to mock me . Commands . You 're with them . With them ? I believe in the Great . Optimus Prime . And that 's right , I do not ever hesitate in the least . You are in doubt , or we will all die . Now you want to fly with me .. I appreciate you bringing troops to me . thanks . Unplug the symbol . We have no home . Linux your team to hold . Shoot , or drop it .. Lower ! Pilot , get off now ! - Get off ! - Hold on ! What are you doing here ? I do not know , - but you sent a message . - I do not mean so . We have to get out of here now . Maybe a bad idea . We will fly across them . We see the target . - Handle ! - No ! All personnel wipe out all threats . This is not made for against @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! The spider was to divert the planes . There is an enemy behind me . Beware ! Beware of attacks from above . It 's a command . Behind us . Buying this movie means you have been lied to bangka kid It 's our landing zone . Cripple the shooter . Children , focus on the shooter . Hold on , we will fall ! - Do not be on edge ! - Drag .. drag ! Will fall .. will fall . The handle ! Come on , move on ! Find a position ! Shoot ! Shoot ! Shoot a friend . Killing them ! Come on , come on ! It 's destroying us ! It 's their headquarters . Secure ! Air aids can not come . Good , is not Bee ? Let 's go ! Move to the side ! Let 's go ! It 's time for action ! - What are our choices ? - Sneak quietly . Or we will be attacked all out . We can not move forward . We were shot at ! Back ! - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ them ! Squeeze . Hey , hey . I need you to blow up the shooter . You are small and nimble , no will anyone see you coming . Blow it up ! Comrades , change ! Kill them ! I do not have enough ammunition for that creature . Let me take care of it . Oh , you will die . Autobot wins ! Die ! This is not good , general . We do not move . The plan does not work well , right ? Better to use physics . Okay , I just did a simulation . That 's like a 9 ton tiger . Come on , give me an idea , come on . Okay , there are roots traveling there . You should blow it up . Use nuclear to blow it up and let it swing and let gravity do the remaining . The room was crumbling , The movement of energy stops , and you 're safe . Thanks again . I need nuclear authority . 1-XD , we backed down . The task ends . We sent a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , we exit . I saw it . North side . 3 hours of us . Shoot a target for jet attacks . They will tear down everything including us . Hey , we 're not gon na break passion to Prime , okay ? - He 's coming . - They just changed all the plans we can not go inside . What ? This operation is over . If we stay here , we will die . - I have to get in there . - All take your equipment . We 're gon na go ! Wait .. wait ! What the fuck ? Good work , little friend ! Go forward , move , fast ! - Come on , go ! - Let 's go ! We protect you ! Optimus ! Yes ! You are ugly ! Did you forget who I am ? I 'm Optimus Prime ! Autobot , attack ! Where is the target ? Track ! Track ! - We are waiting for confirmation of the goal . - Come on ! Everything , shoot ! Missable launch ! Go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do not think I can do this . 9 seconds . We 're gon na go home , lzzy . We have to go ! - They are everywhere ! - Yes , we will beat them ! - Good work Lennox , let 's work . - Let 's work . - Well , we 'll do this together . - Let 's begin ! Come on , hit .. hit ! Okay , we have to go ! A smart pilot ! - What are you doing ? - It 's just an outpost . What ? Wait ! Hey , shit ! - Vivian , come here ! - Yes , my Wembley . Hey ! Please ! Command , ask for advice . The room Ignition has been destroyed . Repeat , ignition room is destroyed . The energy transfer is still continuing . 50 minutes left . Not working ! Command , it just makes things worse . No ! Follow me , I will guide the way . - Okay , that 's it ! - Not this time ! Okay , go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your head , Megatron ! Death now , bubble head ! Megatron , kill them ! We used to be brothers . First . Oh , wait for us . Wait for us . - Hold my hand ! - Yes ! Do not let go ! Quintessa , you have no ethics ! Nemesis , betrayal base ! Greet my friend , Bumble Bee ! I stung like a bee . Yes ! You will not die . I will save you . It 's not the time This is real . After all the legends . Everything is correct . That some brave souls are united .. to save this world . We can be our heroes in our lives . We all , if we have the courage .. to try . Destiny can always be changed . But now our world merges into one . We must improve our planet . Work together , if we want to survive . The crazy family , huh ? You 've done great things . Absolutely incredible . A dangerous secret hidden deep within the earth . Where there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'm Optimus Prime . Calling all Autobots . It 's time to go home . Are you lost ? I will not do that . Do not touch him . He does not like that . Who does not like what ? Unicorn . But I can show how to kill it .

@@5209541 [Wind_Whistling] @man_on_radio , [Spanish] [Girl_Narrating_In_Spanish] ? ? [Opera] [Horn_Honks] [Woman_Continues_Narration] [Shouting_In_Spanish] [Speaking_Spanish] Ariel ! [Amapola] ! [Kisses] ? ? [Calypso] [Cheering] [Man] ? Well , the girls in town feel bad ? ? There are no more Yankees in Trinidad ? ? They 're going to close down the base for good ? ? Them girls have to make out like they should ? ? Now you see them dancing in the town ? ? Dance for a penny not for a pound ? [Shouting_In_Spanish] ? Rosita and Clementina ? ? Round the dance floor posing ? ? Bet your life that something is cooking ? ? And if you catch them looking You can jump with them for nothing ? [Cheering] ? Do n't make a row ? ? Yankees gone Let West Indians take over now ? ? Things is bad ... ? Tito ! [Speaks_Spanish] [Cheering] ? West Indians like me and you ought to get a drink or two ? ? Since we have things back in control ? ? Seeking revenge with me heart and soul ? Morning . Buenas . ? I see how the cavemen float into town ? - ? Bounce @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , @in_spanish ? Bet your life that something is cooking ? ? And if you catch them looking You can jump with them for nothing ? ? Do n't make a row ? ? Yankees gone West Indians take over now ? ? When the Yankees was in full swing ? ? Just imagine how I was suffering ? ? [Woman] told me straight to me face ? ? How she thought I was too fast and out of place ? ? No , no , no , they would start to fret ? ? Money or not Whiskey , we ca n't get ? ? But the Yankees , they have it cool ? ? A Calypsonian 's too hard to fool ? ? Bounce it up with Jean and Dinah ? [Chattering] ? Rosita and Clementina ? ? Round the dance floor posing ? ? Bet your life that something is cooking ? ? And if you catch them looking You can jump with them for nothing ? ? Do n't make a row ? Yeah ! ? Yankees gone Let West Indians take over now ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ imagine how I was suffering ? ? I had her tell me straight to my face ? ? How she thought I was too fast and out of place ? ? No , no , no , they would start to fret ? ? Money or not Whiskey , we ca n't get ? ? But the Yankees , they have it cool ? ? A Calypsonian 's too hard to fool ? ? Bounce it up with Jean and Dinah ? ? Rosita and Clementina ? ? Round the dance floor posing ? ? Bet your life that something is cooking ? ? And if you catch them looking you can jump with them for nothing ? ? Do n't make a row ? ? Yankees gone The West Indians take over ? ? Yankees gone The West Indians take over ? ? Yankees gone The West Indians take over now ? ? Smile . [Speaks_Spanish] [Knocking] [Stuttering] ? ? Orchestra : [Classical] [Amapola_Speaks_Spanish] [Boy_Speaks_Spanish] [Boy] Mmm . [Clears_Throat] [In_English] Hey . [In_English] Hi . Busy day for you , right ? Yes . I have to go now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Is there any chance for us to talk somewhere less crowded , maybe , a little later ? I 'm sorry . Have we met before ? No . Not yet . Um , maybe . Okay . Where and when then ? Where and when . Where and when ? Uh , okay . I 'll see you in the tapestry hall in ... one hour . - Okay ? - Okay . - Okay , wait . Where did you say again ? - The tapestry hall ! Okay . I'll-I 'll see you there . [Speaking_Spanish] TV : [Man] Speaking [Spanish] [Knocking] [Workers_Singing] ? We 'll meet again ? ? Do n't know where Do n't know when ? [Meme] [Ama] . [Ama] , I have a letter for a guest . Monsieur Samirof . When you see him , will you give him this ? What is it ? I ca n't tell you . It 's a secret . ? ? [Singing_Continues] A secret ? Okay , [Meme] . I 'll take it to him right now . What 's his room number ? He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , [Meme] . Thank you . Bye . ? ? Speakers : Tango Intro [Exhales] [Castanets_Clicking] Eso ! Muy bien . [Slurring] Hey , baby . [Speaking_Spanish] , Giggles [Speaking_Spanish] [Chuckles] ? ? [Tango_Builds] ? ? [Ends] [Sobs] Hello . My name is Samirof . I know who you are . You are [Amapola] . [Meme] 's granddaughter , right ? - How do you know that ? - I know things . [Clicks_Tongue] I suppose this is for you . Hmm . For me , huh ? [Sniffs] Oh . [Meme] 's perfume . Thank you . Please tell her that I 'm impatient to see her again . I will . Au revoir , monsieur . At your service . No , no . It is I who is at your service , mademoiselle . Merci beaucoup . Merci . @clock_chimes , Distorted Is there something wrong ? [Dripping] [Bells_Chiming] Uh , no . Just feel dizzy . Eh , rest for a moment , please . It 's nothing . It 's just ... [Sighs] Here . [Clears_Throat] You have often episodes like this ? S , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Sensitive ? Yes . Sensitive to ... subtle vibrations , at least . What do you mean by vibrations ? You see , the universe sends us messages all the time . Vibrations . And for certain people like you , those vibrations become intuitions ... or visions , if you want . That is what affects your perception of time and space . Yes . Sometimes very painful . Hmm . [Sighs] ? ? [Humming] [Speaking_Spanish] [Door_Opens] [Amapola] Hello . Hey . Hi . You are punctual . Yes . And I was very lucky to find this incredible place on my own . This hotel is full of secrets . Yes . This room was my grandfather 's pride and joy . Midsummer Night 's Dream , right ? Yes . That 's Pyramus and Titania right there . No , I mean the play that you guys are putting on tonight . Oh , it 's just our homemade version , I 'm afraid . Poor Shakespeare . Everybody seems to take it very seriously . People come from all over to see it , actually @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it once . In high school . Who did you play ? Pyramus . And believe it or not , I was n't very good . That 's hard to believe . Where did you go to school ? Boise , Idaho . Ever heard of it ? No . Is it nice ? Nice ? [Scoffs] It 's the nicest place on God 's green earth . Except for right here , of course . Do you miss it ? Yeah . Yeah , I do . It 's not perfect , but to watch the sun set over the panhandle , sipping a mint julep ... What 's a mint julep ? Only the most delicious libation known to man . So what brought you so far from Boise , Idaho ? You ever heard of the Vietnam War ? Only a couple thousand times , yes . Well , I 've heard about it so many times ... that I decided to skip the fight and go on a journey . So here I am , traveling the world ... and taking pictures that I rarely sell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I prefer " conscientious objector . " So , how long have you been conscientiously objecting ? A couple of years now . Can I take your picture ? Here ? Well , why do n't you show me your world ? [Scoffs] We do n't have to go far . I just ... I just want you to show me something you love . Okay . Okay . [Chattering] Wait . Mmm . Smells delicious . This is my favorite place . No one ever gets to come here . [Gasps] Let me get that . No , no , no . What 's she saying ? You can get fruit in the other room . [Chuckles] For me ? S . What did she say ? She reminded me that I once gave the river something I loved ... and asked for it to bring true love back . And did it ? I wonder . I 'm starting to think that ... [Chuckles] miracles do happen . This ... is the most delicious thing on earth . I thought that was mint julep . I was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we dance ? Here ? Here and now . This is crazy . Yeah . When I was a child , I used to come here every day ... to practice my lines for the play ... and pretend I was a prima Donna . It 's never too late for that . To be a prima Donna ? On this island ? I like it here , but it 's not a place to become a star . Yeah , but [Ama] , this is your world . You can stay or you can leave this island . You can do what you want . You 're a very surprising creature , [Luke] . [Ama] It 's stopped raining . Come . [Creaking] [Shutter_Clicks] [Panting] I feel like , uh ... Like there 's something I have to tell you . But I , uh ... I do n't know what it is . I-It makes no sense , I know ... because we just met , but , uh ... But it 's true . Makes perfect sense . It does ? Yes , it does . [Shutter_Clicks] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ [Continues] [No_Audible_Dialogue] ? ? [Ends] [Meme] ? [Meme] ? [Clocks_Ticking] , Dinging Bell , Distorted [Ticking_Continues] [Bell_Continues] [Objects_Slamming] [Ama] . [Ama] . What ? [Ama] . What ? No . Do n't move ! Do n't move . What ? What happened ? I saw those horrible visions , and I do n't know if it was a vision at all . But it was just ... very frightening . I do n't know . I do n't understand . Uh ... Sometimes it 's not so important to understand things , but to act . Action is greater than thought . What do you mean ? Your visions only happen because you can be in different moments in time ... simultaneously . There are many worlds , [Ama] , but they are all here . ? ? [Classical] [Chattering] [Insects_Buzzing] TV : [Man] Speaking [Spanish] [Continues] Mm-hmm . [Murmuring] [Ushers_Repeating] Oh ! Can you please give me a hand ? We are going to the same place , right ? Oh , looks like it . Thank you . [Grunts] What 's in here anyway ? Mostly [Luke] 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and a half . Well , if he knew , he would n't have asked me . If he knew what ? Let 's say I 'll be eating for two . Are you okay ? Great . I 'm great . Does [Luke] know ? No . I want to keep it this way for now , at least . You know how men get . I want to keep him focused . Uh-huh . So it 's our secret for now . Of course . Mm-hmm . I knew I could trust you . Thank you . [Woman_Speaking_Spanish] [Man] [Man_On_Walkie-talkie] Ladies and gentlemen ! Mesdames et messieurs ! Seoras y seores . [Speaking_Spanish] [Applause] [Amapola] Forgeries , jealousy . These are the forgeries of jealousy . These are the ... [Gasps] Hey ! [Luke] ! You frightened me . We need to talk . Not now . Just a word . [Luke] Why are n't you talking to me ? Get out . [Ama] , listen to me . I thought about it . Get out , [Luke] . I love you . [Gasps] - Just stop . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... ? ? [Man_Singing_In_Spanish] But it 's true . ? ? [Man_Continues] [Ama] , you have to talk to me . Please , [Ama] . ? ? [Woman_Singing_In_Spanish] ? ? [Man] , [Woman] ? ? [Continuing] Hello again . [Luke] , get out . Get out ! No . Not until we make plans . Plans for what ? Plans for life . Life ? You 're mad . Yeah . Yeah , I 'm mad . I 'm madly in love . I spoke to Sisy . Sisy ? Ah . That 's not what you think . It 's not , [Luke] ? What is it ? We only met two months ago . ? ? [Cast_Singing_In_Spanish] [Applause] [Scattered] Bravo ! Bravo ! [Planes_Fly_Overhead] [Chattering] - [Luke] ! - [Ama] ! [Luke] ! [Luke] ! [Ama] ! BellsTolling , Distorted [Wind_Chimes_Tinkling] [Sighs] [Thunder_Crashes] [Ramiro] . [Ramiro] . [Thunder_Rumbling] ? ? TV : Crowd [Chanting] [Grunts] , [Scoffs] TV : [Man] Shouting , Indistinct No , no , no , no . [Man_On_TV] [Crowd_Cheering] [Chanting] [Ramiro_Sighs] [Thunder_Rumbling] [Voice_Cracking] ? ? Orchestra : Sentimental [Whispering] [Thinking] She looks so young @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - [Body_Thuds] [Flashlight_Clatters] [Groans] [Audience_Applauding] [Luke] ? Hi , kid . [Door_Creaking] [Luke] I remember this room . [Amapola] My favorite room . It 's all ruined . [Luke] I 'm sorry about [Meme] . [Sighs] How are you ? I do n't know . [Spanish] Yes . I always stay in Buenos Aires . Yeah . You never left ? No . Are you still taking pictures ? I sold the cameras a long time ago . What about you ? I ca n't explain anything . Did you come alone ? What ? What do you mean ? Why would you ask me that ? Well , what about Sisy ? Sisy ? You have a child with her . - What ? - A child . [Scoffs] So that 's why you never answered my letters . No . [Ama] , do n't you understand ? Sisy was never pregnant . Everything she told you was to get rid of you . [Sighs] [Clocks_Ticking] [Amapola] Oh , [Meme] . [Ticking_Continues] [Meme's_Voice] [Ama] . [Ama] , do n't cry . [Ama] . [Ama] , destiny is handing you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but it 's a dream that you 're dreaming for a purpose . [Ama] . Who do you think 's looking at the river now ? You . This universe only exists because you are looking at it . And who 's looking at me ? You are , little one ... because you are this universe . [Ama] , the wonderful thing is that you can dream a new world ... A world that 's much better than this one , a world where you can be happy . But you 've got to dream a better dream . We are travelers . [Wind_Whistling] [Birds_Calling] [Engine_Puttering] [No_Audible_Dialogue] [No_Audible_Dialogue] [Amapola] [Luke] . [Chattering] Hello . Can I help you ? Oh . Thank you . I 'm looking for the east wing . Oh . This way . Thank you very much . You 're welcome . This weighs a ton , and , you know , I did n't see any bellboys near here . Mm-hmm . Here . Let me take that . One should n't be carrying all this in your condition . Oh . [Chuckles] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! I do n't know . I saw the clothes and thought you might be pregnant and ... Me pregnant ? Mm-hmm . No , please , dear . Bite your tongue . No , no , no . Do I look that fat ? Oh . Oh ! I 'm so sorry . I 'm sorry . Please forgive me . No , do n't worry . You thought I was pregnant , not dying of cancer , okay ? That 's true . Here . This gentleman will help you to your room . Oh , perfect . Thank you . Well , it 's very kind of you . Mm-hmm . And very efficient . Bye . Bye-bye . Bye . [Spanish] [Chuckles] [Man] , Faint - Hi . - Hello . Those look very heavy . I thought you might like one of these . [Woman] ? We 'll meet again ? Wait . Is that ... Is that a mint julep ? It is . [Chuckles] ? Do n't know when ? How the heck did you know that was my favorite drink ? Lucky @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do I get the feeling that we know each other ? I-I do n't know how , but ... [With_Soundtrack] ? Do n't know where , do n't know when ? ? But I know we 'll meet again some sunny day ? - ? ? [Continues] - I know that one . It 's " We 'll Meet Again . " - Right ? - Yes . There is something you 're not telling me , is n't there ? I ca n't explain anything to you now , but I do have something very important to tell you . I 'm listening . No . Not here . Where ? When ? I 'll explain everything to you soon . I promise . I 'll see you in the tapestry hall in an hour . Where ? The tapestry hall . Upstairs . Ask anybody . I have something to do first . Wait . What 's your name again ? - [Ama] . - I 'm [Luke] . I know . [Chuckles] - Do n't forget . Tapestry hall , 6:45 . - I wo n't forget @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hey , hey . [Spanish] ? ? [Continues] [Footsteps] [Amapola] No . ? ? [Continues] ? ? [Ends] Darling . [Amapola] [Meme] ? Oh , you 're back . Hi , [Meme] . Vamos , vamos . There 's a lot of work to do . There 's your costume . You can get changed into it . Thank you , [Meme] . [Chuckles] It 's showtime . My baby . My little one , it 's showtime . Okay , [Meme] . [Laughs] Go out there and shine . [Sighs] My costume . [Clara] [Amapola] Mam , s podis . [Clara] ? ? Speakers : [Man] , [Woman] Singing Aria ? ? [Scatting_Along] [Ramiro] Mm-hmm . ? ? [Singing_Along] ? ? [Continuing] [Clicking] [Door_Opens] [Gasps] Hello , [Luke] . Hey . I-Is that a secret door ? This place is full of secrets . I see . Well , it 's 12:30 . Here I am . What 's so important you 've got me sneaking around like that ? Shall we dance ? Dance ? Yes . Dance . All right . Do you often dance with strangers @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Now , you would n't happen to know the text to A Midsummer Night 's Dream ? As in Shakespeare ? Yes . It 's a funny thing . I-I have n't thought about it in ages , but just today it was on my mind . Why do you ask ? And by some incredible coincidence , do you happen to know the role of Pyramus ? Hey . [Chuckles] Either you 're a witch , or someone 's been telling you about me . Yes . Well , yes , but ... Yes , I know the role of Pyramus by heart . This is n't a coincidence , right ? What 's a coincidence anyway ? Listen , I ... I know we do n't know each other very well , but I ... I think that we do know each other . Very well , in fact . So you feel the same ? I feel so many things . That 's for the things we have n't done yet but we 'll do very soon . What was that for ? That was for me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll meet again ? ? Do n't know where ? ? Do n't know when ? ? But I know we 'll meet again ? ? Some sunny day ? ? Keep smiling through ? ? Just like you always do ? ? Till the blue skies ? ? Drive the dark clouds ? ? Far away ? ? So will you please say hello ? ? To the folks that I know ? ? ? Tell them I wo n't be long ? ? They 'll be happy to know ? ? That as you saw me go ? ? I was singing this song ? ? We 'll meet again ? ? Do n't know where ? ? Do n't know when ? ? But I know we 'll meet again ? ? Some sunny day ? ? [Birds_Calling] [Chattering] Sapo . Okay . [Whispering] Okay , ciao . [Chuckling] [Chattering] [Woman] [Man] Oh ! Oh ! [Luke] . [Luke] . [Ama] ! [Whispering] Hey , hey , hey . [Lalo] , Faint [Sighs] ? ? Orchestra , Up-tempo [Lalo] [Ama] ? [Ama] ? [Ama] ? [Stammers] [Exhales] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ [Hammer_Clicks] Titi . Titi . ? ? [Ends] [Chattering] Ladies and gentlemen . Madames et messieurs . ? ? [Cast_Singing_In_Spanish] [No_Audible_Dialogue] ? ? [Continuing_In_Spanish] [Planes_Approaching] [Both_Shouting] [Planes_Continue] [Chattering] , Shouting ? ? Orchestra : Slow Intro ? ? [Continues] ? ? [Continues] [Birds_Calling] [Woman] ? We 'll meet again ? ? Do n't know where ? ? Do n't know when ? ? But I know we 'll meet again ? ? Some sunny day ? [With_Chorus] ? Keep smiling through ? ? Just like you always do ? ? Till the blue skies ? ? Drive the dark clouds ? ? Far away ? ? So will you please say hello ? ? To the folks that I know ? ? ? Tell them I wo n't be long ? ? They 'll be happy to know ? ? That as you saw me go ? ? I was singing this song ? ? We 'll meet again ? ? Do n't know where ? ? Do n't know when ? ? But I know we 'll meet again ? ? Some sunny day ? ? [Young_Ama] [Meme] [Young_Ama] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Inc . , Burbank , CA

@@5210141 Stage 13 of the Tour de France , quite possibly the most difficult climb of the entire race . But one rider , Italy 's JuJu Peppi , is absolutely burning up this mountain ... nearing the top of the Pyrenees minutes ahead of the pack . He 's practically dancing on the pedals as he blasts past other riders , showing no signs of fatigue . The Tour de France , the cr ? me de la cr ? me of cycling . At some point during the three-week race , half the world will tune in . With 3.5 billion viewers , it is far and away the most-watched sporting event on Earth , but it is also perhaps the most controversial . JuJu 's opened an impressive lead with his record-setting pace . JuJu now relieving himself , which is a thing that cyclists actually do , and he 's making quite a mess as he continues to burn up the mountainside . Unbelievable ! JuJu Peppi 's legs pumping away , pushing his body to its absolute limits ! How is he doing this ? How is he doing this ? And just then ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He 's into the tuck for the downhill . No one even knew he was dead for about 12 kilometers . Look at that form ! He 's perfectly still for optimum wind resistance ! He died ... with his dick out . In the autopsy , they found out JuJu was on EPO and cocaine . Also , some insulin and anabolic steroids , Oxabolone and Nandrolone . Trace amounts of Norethandrolone and Furazabol . They even found some heroin in his system . There was also Letrozole and Cyclazadone , some estrogen receptor modulators , Raloxifene and Tamoxifen ... probably to ward off breast growth . A lot of Oxycodone in his blood , Phentermine as well . Ortetamine , Bunolol , and Labetalol . Plus he had apparently huffed ethanol and taken a couple MDAs . He had clearly smoked some crystal meth and/or crack , and there was a hormone from monkey testicles that he had cooked down into a broth that he drank . He also had apparently eaten at least one sandwich from Arby 's . JuJu Peppi gave himself a huge edge at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my God ! What the fuck ? Jesus Christ ! But he was far from alone that year . In what has now become known as the Tour de Pharmacy , athletes took drug abuse to a level never seen before or thereafter , creating supermen in Superman spandex , attempting to traverse 2,179 miles and over some of the most treacherous mountain ranges on the planet . But how do you tell the story of a bike race , the story of 170 extreme personalities all vying for a common goal ? You probably could , but it would take forever . Luckily , we only have to tell the story of five of them . Well , the atmosphere is positively electric as the town of Basel has gathered to greet the riders who have come from all over the world . Here 's one now , arriving all the way from the United States , Slim Robinson . Hey . Hi , Slim . Welcome . Slim Robinson was sports royalty . His uncle was Jackie Robinson , who , of course , was the first black @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Slim excelled at many different sports , but obviously struggled to stand out like his uncle , because he was n't the only black athlete ... until he found cycling , which was very white . And it made him happy , because it was the last sport where he could break the color line . My uncle was the first black something . I wanted to be the first black something too . First one to ever do it , baby . Woo ! Slim Robinson ! Seeing another black man on a bicycle was a huge deal for me , you know ? So , a lot of people think of me as a boxer , but what they really did n't know is that I love bicycles . When I was a kid , I got a Schwinn bicycle , and , man , I would ride that bicycle all over New York City . But then one day my bicycle was stolen . When I finally found out who stole my bicycle , I beat the shit outta that kid , man . And I realized @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I am a cyclist . " And this is how I became a boxer . My whole life , people have been referring to me as the nephew of Jackie Robinson . But I think after what I do here today , they 're gon na start calling him " Slim 's uncle . " Really ? You think that people will start to call Jackie Robinson " Slim 's uncle " ? Absolutely . Yeah . I disagree . But what no one knew was that the color barrier would not be the only barrier to fall that year . Because I am woman , everyone think I can not do what a man can do . " How can you ride without the dick and the balls ? How can you ride a bike with a ... how you say ? You say " pussy . " So , this is why I had to disguise myself as a man . Adrian Baton , the great French mystery . Being your first Tour , were you rattled by anything ? The ... the shaving of legs . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ first , uh ... I am a man , you are a man . We do n't shave our legs . Right , but as a cyclist , it 's essential , is n't it ? But it is weird . It was my first time talking in public as a man ... Someone smells of lilac . Is it her ? Oh , yes , uh , very lilac and very hot . Ho , ho , ho , ho , what a hot chick . And I think I nailed it . There were still other firsts at the ' 82 Tour , including the appearance of Marty Hass , the first-ever African cyclist . Marty Hass . Marty Hass . Africa ! What 's up , Africa ? Feeling strong , ready for the race ? Woo ! Oh , I was ... I was just , uh , psyched , psyched , psyched to be there , you know , representing Nigeria and all my Nigerian brothers and chicks . Marty 's father owned a diamond mine near Nigeria 's capital ... where he went to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Nigerians . At a young age , Marty established himself as the country 's best cyclist , because everyone else was on bicycles made out of wood . But on a serious note , Rex , it is truly an honor to be here to represent Africa , because ... I do n't know if you know this , but Africa 's actually going through some pretty weak stuff . Right . For example , oftentimes , it 'll get pretty warm there . Here in Nigeria , we hate Marty Hass . Marty Hass would walk into a bar , then he would go over to the jukebox and put on Bob Marley , " Legend , " and be shouting , " African music ! " Jamaica is not in Africa . Well , you seem very , very proud of your homeland . Indeed I am . You know , I miss it . Being here in France , I miss it back home , and ... I bless the rains down in Africa . Right , right , like the song . Oh , I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the Toto song , " Africa . " Uh , I 'm not familiar with that . But at any rate , it 's gon na take a lot ... To drag me away from you . From you . That 's what I was gon na say ! Shall we do it in harmony ? That 's so bizarre . I was gon na say , " Drag me away from you , from this great interview . " Real Africans did n't like that song , " Africa . " That 's why he was lying . You ever seen the dudes in the band Toto ? Those dudes should n't be singing about Africa . There 's an " honor among thieves " code in cycling , and openly discussing the use of performance-enhancing drugs is certainly off-limits . But we found one former cyclist who was bold enough to speak frankly under the guise of anonymity . I 'm standing here with the legendary Gustav Ditters . You look like you 're going to be carrying a few extra pounds on the bike this year . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hard , on the bicycle . Well , it is quite impressive . Looks almost like you could play a real sport . Everyone was cheating . Everyone ... except for me . I 'm gon na have to work extra hard to keep up with you out there . That 's right , you heard it . This year , I 'll be on the bike , riding alongside the riders , conducting my interviews during the race , that is if I do n't pass out immediately . What do you think about that , Gustav ? Fucking hell , mate . The 1982 Tour de France was the most eccentric bike race in the history of cycling , in large part due to the fact that virtually every rider in the race was doping , nearly all 170 of them . The reason every rider was on drugs in the ' 82 race has to do with the fact that credit cards were introduced to Finland the year before . KultaBank issued the first Finnish charge card , and they announced it with a bizarre commercial . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ reasons at least . First of all , why is going down on his wife payment for this guy ? And what 's he paying for ? Spilling the milk ? We saw him spill the milk , so why is she drinking milk in the very next scene ? You 'll notice the woman does n't climax , which means the debt has not been fully repaid , and likely never will . Right , guys ? Sorry , I just noticed the crew is mostly women . I 'm not good at oral sex . The disciplinary cunnilingus shown in the commercials certainly did not do its job explaining credit cards to the people of Finland . And this included the former president of the UCI , Ditmer Klerken . Well , the UCI was in charge of testing all the riders for doping , and the guy in charge of that had a serious credit card problem . I would see something , like a cool car a cool horse , or something like this , and ... and I would hand them this magic piece of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ After three months , Ditmer owed nearly $16 million U.S . to KultaBank . Because he was in this huge debt , Ditmer sent every rider a note saying if they paid him $50,000 , they would n't get drug-tested that year . " Hey , if you do n't want to be drug tested , " make a check out to Ditmer Klerken " in the amount of $50,000 U.S . " and you wo n't be . Thanks you guys , Ditmer . " PS , if you tell anyone about this , I 'll fucking kill you ! " Silly . And here we go ! The 1982 Tour de France has officially begun ! Guys came out flying on bikes ! Man , I wanted to be on a bike so bad . Day one , 207 kilometers from Basel to Mohlin , up and over some of the most breathtaking Hillscapes in the world . A serene landscape that was completely juxtaposed to the ugliness that was about to ensue . The riders still holding tight in the Peloton . JuJu Peppi not surprisingly at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we 've got a beautiful fan up ahead ! Hey , hey , Bella senora ! And JuJu went in for the grope and is losing balance ! Can he stay up ? Oh no ! Oh no ! JuJu 's lost his balance ! He 's fallen over ! It 's a terrible crash ! Yay ! People are beginning to stand , which is a good sign . Is-a not my fault ! - I lose-a sight of the road ! - Hey , JuJu ! Whoa ! Jabin Dolchey was known for two things ; Fighting and his outfits that he claimed to be made from a high-tech breathable material he called Spanlon . Jabin Dolchey ! Speed the competition ! He was an odd bird , and he seemed proud of what everyone could see was a very tiny , misshaped penis . Jabin 's punch kicked off the most massive scuffle in Tour history . Well , this is just awful . These men are literally trying to tear one another apart . Cyclists are incredible athletes as far as endurance goes , but a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ They had a dance party , and people said it was a fight . As a boxer , it was offensive to me . And as is with every accident near Switzerland , a Saint Bernard is the first responder . It 's really peaty . They tried to hurt each other , but I am a ... a peaceful person . I do n't do things like that . Please ! No ! No ! I beg you ! No ! No ! Please ! I 'm naked ! Please put me down ! Everything I did that day , I did in self-defense . French authorities finally arrived and put the kibosh on the fracas . The first day was canceled , but with no major injuries , the race was expected to resume the following day , were it not for a forsaken water bottle . Ah ! Ooh ! Woo ! If you take too strong a dose of amphetamines , they can act as a super powerful aphrodisiac . No , no , no . Oui . No ! No ! No ! No . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I ended up having sex with a ... Oh , we have to try every drug on our banned list , so we know what we 're dealing with . I actually paint what the experiences are like , so I can remember the effects of each drug . Would you like to see them ? So , this is what I painted while I was on amphetamines . It 's kind of what I felt like when I did the drug . Yeah . This is when I did crack cocaine , so you can see how similar the two drugs are . Oh , this is from when I did meth . So , you can see that meth is a very different drug than the other two . Yeah . And all of these are for sale . In an attempt to quell the media frenzy , the water bottle created , Ditmer Klerken held a press conference . Ditmer , Ditmer . There are reports that you asked every rider for $50,000 if they did not want to be drug tested . Is ... is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean , no . Fuck ! No . I mean ... no , I mean it 's not ... not true . Ah fuck ! Ah . Now you guys are never going to believe me because I said it was true right away . But no , no , no , that 's ... that 's not true . But does anybody know if you admit to something like taking bribes and you give all the money back , for instance , does that mean that you could keep your job ? Ah ! What a crazy hypothetical question . Where do I even come up with this stuff ? And nobody ask me if I 'm cheating on my wife , because I am . Ah ! I 'm kidding . No , no . Shit ! And one by one , nearly every participant in the race was disqualified for sending the bribe money . Of the 170 riders entered , only five did not send checks . With only five riders left , it seemed the Tour would be canceled . I did n't pay Ditmer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the race , then I am punished for what ? Why punish me ? Look at me . You put a little coke-a in your nose , take a shit , have great sex , wake up-a the next day , and you are like a ... champion . No , I would never do that . Are you crazy ? In an unprecedented decision , the UCI has decided to allow the Tour de France to continue with only the five remaining cyclists , the final five , which I am dubbing The Fab 5 . You heard it here first , ladies and gentlemen , these five riders will forever be known as The Fab 5 . Not to be confused with the Fab Five , the Michigan basketball team who ultimately became much more famous . Who 's that ? That 's Chris Webber . - What ? - From the wrong Fab Five . Well , fuck . Who ... why did ... why did you bring him here ? I do n't know . Somebody fucked up . What are we supposed to do with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bathroom , then we all leave . Here we are , Stage 2 , Tour de France ! It 's a 250 kilometer ride through flat plains from Basel to Nancy . Here we are , Tour de France , day two , and I 'm riding right alongside the riders , getting the scoop straight from the horse 's mouth , so to speak . And to no one 's surprise , it 's JuJu in the lead . I was really impressed , what a great rider Rex was . I mean , he was right there in the front of the pack most of the time with that microphone . He was riding with the greatest cyclists in the world . Well , it 's only day two . Do n't kill yourself . Got another three weeks to go . I'm-a no kill myself . I'm-a never die , not on a bicycle . That is a sure thing . And JuJu did n't die that day , but he did eventually , as you know , because we showed it to you at the beginning @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yellow jersey , then celebrated that night with a well-earned massage . Each night , the depleted muscles must be softened in readiness for the torture ahead . The riders ' bulging , shaved quadriceps and smooth , taut hamstrings require deep tissue massage with the finest oils available and strong fingers . All that built up lactic acid can finally be ejaculated . After that , I passed out , but not before , I remember , making everybody promise to take turns riding up front so the rest of us could draft . You got ta take it down a notch out there , JuJu . You 're going too hard . Marty 's right . It 's just the five of us . Yeah , we got ta work together , and all start drafting for each other . One of the most important elements of cycling is drafting , and that 's when the cyclists take turns breaking the wind at the front of the pack . It 's much harder on the rider in the front , but everyone behind him expends way less energy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ were gon na take turns in the lead . Yeah , well , it 's not my turn . Well , it 's not my turn either . JuJu , you take the lead . I 'm like , " Dudes , what happened to the plan ? " You know , nobody wanted to do the work . Everybody 's just slowing down . You know , there 's an old saying in Nigeria : Is there no honor amongst blood diamond thieves ? I think that applied in this case . No one would ride in front , so ... so we were all competing to be in the back . Over the next seven days , the riders crawled across France , each unwilling to take the lead . Suffice it to say , during this section , the race was boring . Here we are , stage nine , the monotony continues . Now being passed by an old lady . Slim , you 've done an amazing job , riding slowest today . How are you holding up at this pace ? You know , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to really stop and look around . Yeah , I mean , look where we are . It 's beautiful out here . Right . Sure . Yeah , so , what 's next for you ? Whoa , whoa , whoa , hold up , Rex . Hold up . Hold up . Hold up . Hey . That 's where I met Fabienne . Oh . Yeah , excuse me for one moment . I got ta see about something over here . Right . That 's Slim Robinson , taking a moment to really enjoy life . I totally understand what Slim did . Sometimes you just need a time-out . But the slow riding suddenly came to an end when a rowdy fan awoke a sleeping giant . What the fuck did you say to me ? Today a man tell Gustav I can not ride fast , but I can ride very fast . - I will now field questions . - Gustav ! Gustav , my question is , can you ride fast ? Fuck you ! Next question . Yeah , hi . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will ride incredibly fast and prove all of you wrong ! The race starts now ! And Gustav Ditters making good on his promise . The race starts now . He is absolutely tearing up the Pyrenees like a man possessed . Even taking into account the past 10 days ' rest , this performance is off the charts ! I do not know what has got into this guy . No one knew what had gotten into Gustav Ditters that day , but many suspected something had , literally . Setting records is standard protocol for the Tour de France , but when you blow records away and burn up a mountain at a pace most sprinters achieve on flat land , suspicions arise . Hey , come on . How do you beat a man on drugs if you 're not on drugs ? Wait . Did you just admit to being on drugs ? JuJu was n't the only one suspicious of Gustav 's new-found energy . Monsieur Ditters , we are police ! It is not blood . It is not blood . It is Gatorade @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Gatorade ! Give me the blood ! Give me the blood ! Blood doping . Most people are familiar with the term , but how exactly does it work ? To understand doping , we must first understand the function of the red blood cell . Hi , I 'm a red blood cell , and it 's the most common type of blood cell in your body . That 's right , my boy ! Our job is perhaps the most important in the bloodstream . We are the delivery men , delivering oxygen to all the cells of the body . We work alongside the other blood cells , like platelets ... Hey-oh ! Who are the construction men ... Ow ! And the white blood cells , who are the police force around here . He 's got a gun ! What ? Oh my God ! He 's fucking dead ! All right , calm ... calm down . We were just doing our job . Pigs ! Pigs ! Let 's burn this motherfucker down ! Kill these white motherfuckers ! No ! Do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Yeah , burn it down ! Stop ! We 're just attacking ourselves ! It 's full-blown AIDS in here ! The animator of the proceeding piece was a woman named Victoria Young . I was originally an animator for Sesame Street , but then I got fired from Henson , because I could n't draw fast enough . Sesame Street was also unhappy with my creation of the character Huey Black . Heya , Huey ! Do you wan na play a numbers game ? Shut the fuck up ! Anyway , Gustav Ditters was blood doping , but not the way you 'd expect . Cyclists dope to get their VO2 max levels up , so Gustav figured , " Why not add red blood cells " from the creature with the highest VO2 max level on Earth ? " A cheetah . Just because I have cheetah blood does not make me a cheetah ! Cheetah . If I have cheetah blood in me , I am not cheetah , yeah ? I was never a cheetah . The UCI should have understood that . If @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ make you a cheetah . What are you having trouble with ? The way I say cheetah or the way I say " cheat-ah " ? Whether it was effective or not , Gustav did add a foreign substance to his body . And for doing so , he was disqualified as a cheetah . And the following day , the field narrowed even further when JuJu Peppi took his fatal tumble off a cliff . Holy shit ! - Oh man ! - It ripped his dick off ! People dope . Yeah . They risk their lives , but , you know , this is a sport with literally hundreds of dollars on the line , and dozens of fans . The ... stakes are medium ! By stage 14 , Marty and Adrian were the only riders left in the race . Slim Robinson was still back on the outskirts of Marsan . I love it here . Stopping the race was the best decision I ever made . Just been working the farm with Fabienne . We produce dairy here ... milk , yogurt and cheese @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ milking the cows , fucking the shit outta Fabienne . It just all really suited me . I still ride a bike every day , only now it 's to deliver our dairy . Only thing I 'm racing now is the expiration date on our milk . It should be noted , though , that I am probably the first black French dairy farmer . Number one , baby . Thus , unbeknownst to Marty , he found himself in cycling 's first battle of the sexes . It was just down to the ... to the two of us , real competitive , uh , and then something weird happened . I started to notice , like , little things about him , and started to feel , like , " I want to get to know him better , " or something like that , and that was strange , ' cause I should 've been focused on winning . And I have to say , Marty and Adrian , really seem to be enjoying each other 's company out there . I think maybe Marty knew @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we go . Looks like we 're finally getting a race . No , they 're pulling over for a break . What the hell is this ? If I did n't know that he was a she before we went behind that wall , jeez , I sure did after . - Oh yeah . Oh God . OUI ! - Oh yeah . Oh man . Oui ! Most hard-core cyclists know that cycling was invented so that men could fuck in the hills . I promised to keep her secret just between us , and in so doing , I became something of a gay icon . Marty and Adrian became the first publicly out gay athletes , while simultaneously being in a heterosexual relationship . Their romantic tryst was well-documented . Most beautifully covered by the French news channels . The way the French cover their sporting events is gorgeous . I 'll watch French sports all the time just to kinda brainstorm new ways of shooting things . Hey ! The France 2 coverage of the 1982 Tour de France , it was n't just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ call it groundbreaking footage for film , period . This was n't the French new wave . This was the French news wave . Do n't put that in the movie . That , um ... It 's too good of a line . I want to get it right . This was n't the French new wave . It was the French news wave . That was it . We tied a rope to our bikes so ... there would be no winners and there would be no losers . We would always be together . Well , to see Marty in the lead and in love made me so upset , because I hated Marty Hass . There . You talking about Marty Hass ? Yes . Fuck Marty Hass ! Fuck Marty Hass ! Fuck him ! Fuck him ! Stage 19 . Just two days remain and interest in the Tour has dwindled nearly to nothing . No spectators line the streets . Passing cars have absolutely no clue that an event of any kind is taking place . In fact , at this point , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'm just a guy on a bike following a homosexual couple who have tied their bikes together . And to no one 's surprise , Marty and Adrian shared the yellow jersey that day . Here we are , the beginning of the end of the 1982 Tour de France , the 187-kilometer ride from Fontenay-sous-Bois to the finishing line at the Champs-Elys ? es . Excuse me a moment . Just getting word from the home office . Yeah ? And just when you think it 's over , there 's some shit that 's about to go down . That 's bonkers ! Well , some interesting new developments in the race . The UCI has just informed me that technically , since I 've ridden every stage of the race and had to register as a cyclist to bring my bike on the road , I 'm eligible to win this thing . What ? And I think I just might . A perfect backflip from Rex ! Whoa ! And it 's a matching pair of tail whips from the lovebirds . Whoa-ho ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ some reason . No ! Adrian , what are you doing ? It is the only way , Marty . We can do this together . No , you do it for us , Marty . I love you . Je t'aime . No ! Adrian ! Je t'aime ! I had no fear when I ran into Rex , because my heart was just so full , full of love for Marty . I could feel nothing else . In fact , I could feel nothing at all , because I was also on ... very much ... Oxycodone . Whoa ! The dude was a chick ! Adrian Baton is , in fact , a woman . Well , that moment really set the groundwork for a whole genre of cross-dressing sports films ... Just One of the Guys , Nobody 's Perfect , Ladybugs , Juwanna Ma ... Juwanna Mann is , I think , one of the best films . It 's arguably the best film . And that 's not all . It appears Rex Honeycut was riding with an engine in his bike . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pros . It was all Marty , all alone , heading into Paris . It was ... it was heartbreaking to try to go it alone , but I had to try to win for Adrian ... otherwise her sacrifice would 've been for nothing . An African was going to win the Tour de France ! And for a brief moment ... I loved Marty Hass . And here 's Marty Hass approaching the finish line . He will be the champion of the 1982 ... Wait ! What 's this ? Ladies and gentlemen , Slim Robinson is back ! Even though life on the farm was perfect , I could n't get cycling out of my head . Slim is moving at an incredible pace on his cruiser ! He 's caught up to Marty ! But now it 's Marty giving a strong push ! Ladies and gentlemen , we are in for an incredible finish ! They are absolutely neck and neck right now ! Getting closer ! Getting closer ! This is one for the record books ! And the winner is ... Slim @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from the other angle , but no , it was not close at all . Those defocused lenses can be really deceiving . I still get emotional when I think about it . I mean , I was the first black man in the Tour de France , and I won it . This is the most important shit that has ever happened ever ! Fuck Jackie Robinson , and fuck Marty Hass with his fake African ass ! Guess what else ? I can make cheese , yo ! I make some good cheeses . Was I happy that a black man won the Tour de France ? This is the first I 'm hearing about it . Somehow , Marty Hass found a way to fuck us over again . You know , I think it 's a bit of a shame that ... that an African could n't have won that race . It was a very fucked up year for bicycle riding . Cyclists are hunks . I still really do n't love watching cycling . With the upper body of an alien and the downstairs @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the ' 82 Tour were the characters . With only five guys , you really got to know each of them . You really cared . It was just super strong character development , and the whole thing , like , really played out , like , a really well-written script . I won the Tour de France , and I did it with nothing but my own blood , sweat , and tears , and extra blood ! Oh shit . It was a tough day . Lost the race , lost my girl , and I have n't seen Adrian since . No , I never , uh ... I never did see Marty again . Um , my crashing into Rex was considered manslaughter , since he died , you know ? And for this , I received ... 35 years in prison , so ... It was worth it ... because I did what I set out to do . I proved that a woman can cheat at cycling as well as any man . That 's something for people to think about from this anonymous @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ van , but they did n't know the bike was stolen . And then one day , I 'm just riding to school , and then I 'm getting the living shit beat out of me . And that 's what it 's like in Africa . Like , sometimes they 'll run out of Nerds candy . Have you ever had that ? I was like , " Where 's my Nerds ? - Where 's my Nerds ? " - A Nerds shortage in Africa ? Right . Yeah , because they got ta ship ' em in , and I 'm like , " Dad ! Where 's my Nerds ? " I 'm not a milkman . I 'm a cyclist . You 're not taking this bike ! You tell Slim 's uncle Slim is back on the Tour ! Who is that ? Jackie fucking Robinson ! Big news at the Tour de France , a fight has broken out , and not surprisingly , Austrian muscle freak Gustav Ditters is in the center of it . Here we have some footage of him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to kick other riders in the face . Stupendous . I 'm Mick Porterhouse and ... Woo ! Oh no ! My legs are getting all shaky , man ! Hey , hey , hey . Slow down , man . He ca n't take that . Take it easy on him ! I think I 'm gon na evacuate my bowels ! Just go with it , Marty ! Ride the wave ! That is not helping , Slim ! Call my Dad ! Basta ! Call my Dad , man ! Call his-a papa ! After that ... I rocked a trifecta , and I passed out . Oh , cool , yeah . Oh , that 's when you , um , puke and shit and jizz at the same time . What 's a basketball player look like ? We do n't have that in Napa . That 's a basketball player ? Jesus ! That makes me even hornier than the picture of a cyclist . Oh my shit , he is fine ! What the fuck is in his shorts ? That was just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ full of electricity . It was ... felicity . When you put a crazy person in charge of the Tour de France , crazy things will happen . That was Ditmer Perten . Was that " Perten " ? That was Ditman Kirkman . That was Ditmar Perper . I mean , how the fuck do you say this guy 's name ? What was his name again ? That was Ditman Klerker . That was Ditman Klerken . That was Ditmar Klerken . Ditmen Klirken . Ditman Klerker ... Klerken . Ditmen Klerken . Ditman Klerker . Ditmen Klerken . Did I get it ? Ditmen Klerken . Ditmen Klerken . That 's his name , okay . But he was crazy , though . Well , Tour 's over . Time to go kill myself .

@@5210241 Cops ! Cops ! Julie Barnes . Runaway . An addict at 18 . A fighter . This little girl was as hard as they come . Pete Cochran . A lost cause . The world 's biggest screwup . He went straight from Beverly Hills to county jail . Lincoln Hayes . He does n't blame his crimes on anything . Had reasons all his own to burn the world down . Easy , man ! Your mother and I have been worried sick , little girl . You gon na have to give it up to Daddy , now . Come on . Hey ! Stop ! Take this police brutality , baby ! Out of my way ! All right , I 'm gettin ' out of here ! Dude , relax . Get those skinny leather pants out of here ! Go ! You little shit . You 're gon na get caught . Easy , baby . Why the hackles ? - How you doin ' ? - Okay . Yeah ? Can you hear me ? Okay . They could 've been anybody , no better or worse than the rest . Heading @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - I 'm gon na kill those kids . - They 're mine . - If anybody does , it 's me . - They 're screwing with my men . - Is there a problem , fellas ? - No . - Workin ' late again tonight , huh ? - Yeah . Every night , until we find out who stole those drugs from the evidence locker . - IA . - They were just doing their job . Hello , Los Angeles ! - Adam ... - They did n't volunteer for this job . - It was my idea . - They 're punks . - We 're supposed to give them a chance . - Come on ! You 're gon na side with them ? They 're not real cops ! They ca n't even carry guns , for God 's sakes . Maybe you should spend a little more time worrying about your own guys ... - and a little less time ... - What 's that supposed to mean ? Nothing . These kids can get into a thousand places that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Get your feet off that table . Get up ! What are you talking about , man ? We got the job done . - Yeah , we set the bad guys up , right ? - Why do n't you shut up and listen . You should be yelling at the cops for beating up kids . You smacked Detective Tricky in the mouth . Do you think this is a joke ? You little numb-nut . Okay , Bob , I 'll take care of this . Let me take care of this . - Yeah , Bob ! - Hey ! Sit down and shut up . Sit ! You think this is a joke ? If you think it 's a joke , I 'll stick you right back into the cells ... where I found you . You 're policemen now . Stop screwing around ... and start doing your job . If you 're gon na start overacting like circus freaks ... you might as well be wearin ' badges , for crying out loud ! Are we done yet ? - Excuse @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when I say we 're done . - Is that Harry ? It looks like him . - All right , everybody . - Listen up . - Save it for the kiddies , Greer . That 's pretty funny . All right , tough guy . If you or anybody else has got a problem with my squad ... you got ta go through me first . Any takers ? - Are you okay ? - I 'm fine . Thanks for asking . Eckford and Lanier are n't here . I got something to do . We 'll get started without them . Follow me . You guys see that club down there ? We have reason to believe there 's a black book operation goin ' on inside . - What 's black book ? - Hookers . Expensive one's . Young girls . We also think the manager , Red Wilson , is involved . Julie , you go inside undercover as a waitress and hopefully get recruited . Why does she always get to be the prostitute ? You two will go inside , split @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ eye on this Red character . All right , listen to me . Be nice to these guys . They 've been on this case for a while . They 're not gon na like working with you . Do what they tell you to and remember to ... - Keep our noses clean ? - Exactly . - Sorry we 're late , Adam . - Yeah , sorry we 're late . - Hey , no excuses , partner . - You 're not my partner . We went over the assignments and the background . You guys work out the logistics amongst yourselves . Which one 's Eckford and which one 's Lanier ? Save it . This is our case . We do n't want you little pussies playing cop inside . Making our J-O-B all that much harder . You dig ? She comes in . Yeah . There you go , little girl . Two grams , asshole . - Call a cop . - Fuck you , pig ! Are you okay ? - Yeah . - You wan na come back inside @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ meet up with Greer . - What , now ? Yeah , you know how the man is about punctuality . Yeah , yeah , yeah . - Keep an eye out for Julie , okay ? - Yeah , yeah , yeah . Hey ! How 's it goin ' , girl ? You wan na come up to my office after your shift ? I 've been meaning to ask you if I can work some extra hours . - I can really use the cash . - Yeah , yeah . Well , I , you know ... We 'll see what we can do . Huh ? You mind if I cut in ? Hey , there . How you been ? Long time . Yeah . God , what 's it been , like three years ? I never thought I 'd see you again . You look really great , you know ? - Can I get you a drink ? - Yeah . Can I get a club soda with a lemon ? Really ? I have two years in July . Right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? That 's great . You been doin ' this long or what ? - Sorry . - It 's all right . I have n't seen that smile in a long time . So , I guess I should let you get back to work . Yeah . Hey , listen . Can I see you again ? Okay . Okay , then ? Oh , my God ! - Tiffany ! - Uh-oh . What " uh-oh " ? Okay , wait , wait . Get up ! Get the hell out of here ! I saw Greer roll up on this cat with leather pants . What ? The dude from the bust . I saw Greer pick him up . It was the same guy I saw at the bust last week . - A cop was helping him get away . - Are you sure it was Greer ? - Looked like his car . - Every car looks like his car . That 's the point of the car . Dude , you 're paranoid . Nice job ! Okay , I really did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me just explain somethin ' . I was blending . You just blended your ass right out of the club , man . Oh , come on ! They 're gon na let me back in the club . I believe the words were " you 're gone for-fucking-ever . " - Greer 's gon na kick your ass . - You know what ? Eat me . Come on . Let 's go . You wan na lose another fight , Petey ? Who was the guy that you were talkin ' to all night ? - What guy ? - Yeah , " what guy . " A suspect ? What ? No . I do n't even know what he 's talkin ' about . How could you see anything ? You had your head buried in a pair of tits all night . I could see things because I got eyes behind my head , all right ? - Julie 's got a boyfriend - Please grow up . Let 's all together , in harmony . Hey , mommy ! Where you goin ' with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you get out in the street and earn a real living , huh ? - What ? - She digs me . - You have your hall pass , young lady ? - You wan na see my hall pass ? Yeah , and then I wan na see you in detention . Why do you have to be such a pussy ? Leave her alone . Who you callin ' a pussy , pussy ? - Motherfucker . - Oh , God , you terrify me . - Tricky , just back off , man . - Get outta my face , boy . - What ? - Let 's go . In my office . Move your ass . In my office . Move your ass ! - Where were you last night ? - Excuse me ? You left me out on the street for , like , an hour . I was doin ' something . I 'd love to know what you were doin ' while I was out there waitin ' . - It 's a police matter . - What 's a police @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't you try stealing ' drugs ... - from the evidence locker ? - What ? What 'd you say ? Stealin ' drugs from the evidence locker . You better watch what you say and who you 're saying it to . - Let me tell you something , Linc . - Save it . Shut up and listen to me . One of these days , you 'll wake up and be 30 . Who knows ? Maybe even 40 . Get up when I talk to you . Get up . And you 're gon na be alone , all alone . You 're gon na realize not everybody in this world is your enemy . I 'm trying to do my job . I suggest you do the same and quit breaking my balls . It 's enough already . Get off my desk , please . - Is there any luck at the club ? - Look , Captain . We 're just trying to get really , really deep undercover . Yeah . - The manager 's a real creep . - Yeah ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on in there . I do n't care about feelings . This is n't a feelings business . Get some evidence . You 're on the roof with Eckford and Lanier . Take off those stupid sunglasses and do what you 're told . Yes , sir . There are people breathing down my neck to get rid of all three of you . - What 'd we do ? - Arson , assault and robbery . Now , get out . And remember , I 'm the only thing keeping you clowns out of prison . - Man , this job sucks ! - Beats jail . A deal 's a deal . - What the hell ? - Dude , they 're not there . - What are you doin ' in here ? - Eckford and Lanier . What ? They never showed . Give me the keys . - The keys to what ? - I got no car . This is a stakeout . - Are you crazy ? Hell no . - Come on ! This is a cop thing . You ca n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I swear to God , man . One scratch ... - All right . - What can I get you , slick ? - I 'll take a malt liquor , sister . I need you to find out everything you can about this guy over there ... with the blonde hair and leather pants in the booth . Is he your guy ? Yeah . All right . I 'll see what I can do . - What ? - It 's so freaky to see you again . - Freaky ? - Yeah . - Maybe it 's just the hair . I do n't know . - My hair ? I wan na say that I 'm sorry about what happened before . About not calling and disappearing like that . - I was an asshole . - Forget it . It was a long time ago . - We were both really fucked up . - Yeah , I know , but I 'm sorry . - I 'm sorry that I hurt you . - Forgiven . It 's over . We 're movin ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ other than keeping me from my job ? Take a break ? Now ? - Just to talk . - Yeah . You can page me if you need to talk to me . See ya ! - Bye , Gilbert . - Let 's go . You can do this later . How are you doin ' ? - I 'm all right . - Are you here with someone ? - No . - Would you like to be ? Maybe later . I got ta go . Not really goin ' for waitress of the month , are you ? Apparently not . I missed you . - Hey , there . - Hi . Whoa , whoa . I thought we were just gon na talk . Oh , please . Hey , my man ! Okay , give me the keys . Give me the keys ! Gilbert , no , man . I 'm giving you a ride . That 's enough . Give me the keys . - Be careful . - Always . - Pop the trunk . - Why ? Because @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ jacket . Okay , Gilbert ? Put on your jacket and let 's go ! - Ah , man ! - " Ah , man " what ? - Hey . - Cops ! Cops ? Shit ! Get the car ! Shit ! Shit , shit , shit ! Come on , man ! Sorry ! Who 's your friend ? Look , man , I was just giving him a lift , man . That 's all . Where ? Just under the Sixth St . bridge . That was all . I was just gon na take him under the Sixth St . bridge ! His name 's Gilbert O'Reilly . I told him I 'd give him a ride . I was , like , designated driver . You know , like a car pool . I 'll take you to where he lives . Okay , you want a car wash ? I work at the Valley Car Wash . I 'll give you a free car wash ... on the ... Julie , someone said they saw you come in here . - What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you think I 'm doing , Red ? I 've been lookin ' for you all night . You 're not supposed to be in the VIP . Finish up and get your ass back down to work . Oh , my God . - I guess I should get back to work . - Oh , really ? Yeah . You can stay up here , if you want . - You know what ? I have to go . - Oh , okay . - I have to go to this club . - That 's cool . Look . Here 's my number . You call me . I mean it . Whenever you need anything , anytime , please . - Okay ? - It 's nice talking to you . It 's nice talking to you too . - See you . - See you . Oh , God . Linc , I ca n't believe it , man . I mean , I ca n't ... I mean , I ca n't believe it , man . Dude ... If people could learn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ call my lawyer friend , all right ? No , no , no . Where you goin ' ? I got ta tell Jules we 're goin ' . What about that guy ? I caught the guy . He talked , and I let him go . All right . You sure about this , Linc ? Look , the dude said the guys are meeting a cop under this bridge . Greer 's got nothin ' to do with drugs , man . He helped me get sober , you know ? Could you have parked further away ? - Precautions , man . - Paranoid , man . Oh , my God . It 's Greer . Oh , man . Oh , my ... Oh , my God . I mean , I ca n't believe it . Is that cocaine ? So , what do we do ? We got ta get the hell out of here . I 'm not gon na just leave him here . What are you talkin ' about ? Let 's go . Wait , wait , wait . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the scene . This is our job . All right ? We 're not that kind of cops , man . We got ta go now ! Come on ! You all right ? I ca n't believe he 's dead . They 're gon na think we were in on it . They 're gon na come for us . Why would they come for us ? Because we 're in the clubs , Pete . We 're his kids . Greer was n't like that . It was a setup . All right , look . You were sick . We were giving you a lift home . That 's why we left the club . Okay ? All right ? Okay . Show time . I 'm Detective Briggs , Internal Affairs . I just got a few questions for you . Okay . - Tell me where you were tonight . - I do n't know . We sent a car over to the club . - None of you were there . - Julie was sick . - How are you doing , Julie ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - I do n't know . Do I look like a doctor ? I said she was n't feeling well . No , I was in the ... I was in the bar . - No work tonight ? - I had an upset stomach ... so I left work early , and Pete and Linc drove me home . No , no , no . I was outside the bar . You guys must be gettin ' pretty tight . - Not really . - Not really ? Julie got sick in the bar , and I had to take her home . I went in the bar to get Linc , ' cause I ca n't drive Linc 's ... - So you just took off ? - Eckford and Lanier , they left too . - Where were Eckford and Lanier ? - I do n't know . - Ask me a question . Anything you want . - Where were you when Greer got shot ? What ? - Greer 's dead ? - Sorry . Two shots to the chest . It looked like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? You 're tryin ' to play on my emotions right now . That 's what you 're tryin ' to do . I know this whole game . I know ... - What do you know ? - I do n't know anything . Except that we found drugs on the scene . Cocaine . We 're running tests . We think it may be the stuff from the evidence locker . You look a little nervous , Pete . Something you wan na tell me ? - You know anything about drugs , Julie ? - Enough to stay away . Do I need to call a lawyer ? Not yet . But we may need you for additional questioning ... so do n't go anywhere . - Were you crying ? - No ! How are you holding up ? We 're fine . Well , they 're suspending the unit , pending further investigation . - What did Briggs tell you ? - Nothin ' . Our captain 's dead , they do n't know what happened and they found drugs on him . They think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got ta make a living , right ? Shut up . You did n't even know him . He was a great cop . Shut up ! A little too much coffee . Oh , baby . Look , um ... I 'm gon na do what I can to get you back on . And I 'm gon na do it because it 's what Adam Greer would 've wanted . But you 're gon na have to lay low ... for a while , so ... I ca n't believe I 'm doin ' this . This is my address and home phone . If you need anything . Thanks . He was my friend . Since when 's he so friendly ? - Since maybe his best friend just died . - So what . So what ? - You 're an asshole . Greer was ... - Greer was what ? You 're actin ' like this guy was your best friend . He was n't your daddy . Fuck you ! You guys wan na play like this does n't matter , like you do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is Billy . Leave a message , and I 'll get back to you . You ready to get to the bottom of this ? What do you mean ? Well , for starters , we got ta find that guy with the leather pants . So , what ... How do you think we 're gon na do that ? I know a friend of his . - For me ? - Is what for you ? - The fish ? - For you . Thank you . Can I come in ? Yeah , I 'm sorry . Of course . - Your address was listed , so ... - I 'm so proud to have one . You sounded so depressed on the message . I thought I 'd come by and cheer you up . Thank you . God , I must look like shit . I 've been asleep all day . - That 's not possible . - Yeah , actually . - I 'm sorry . Whoops . - It 's all right . It 's okay . That the perp 's place @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Stop , stop . - What ? I think I should drive in and make the collar . Are you crazy ? Man , you 're lucky I let you ride in the car . Dude , the guy knows what you look like , all right ? So ? Dude , your cover 's been blown , all right ? Your cover 's been blown . Your cover has been blown . All right ? I got ta do it . That 's it . Dude , I 'm gon na go in there and I 'm gon na bring him out . Bro , I 'm still under . I got it . Oh , shit ! Shit ! Shit ! Stop ! Police ! Hey ! Somebody grab that guy ! Grab that guy ! Goddamn it ! Look , I told you , man , that 's not even my stuff , okay ? It 's some ... What ? I was just giving Gilbert a ride to meet some cop . It was just a car pool situation . That 's not a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm sorry about the car . He was gettin ' away . I mean , what do you want me to do ? - Dude , it 's just water . - Save it ! Look , where 's leather pants live ? - Who ? - Gilbert O'Reilly . Look , are you guys really cops ? - ' Cause my boss is just ... - Dude , we 're undercover . Really ? What 'd he do , anyway ? Dude , we think he killed our boss , all right ? Would you shut up ? Yeah , shut up , man ! - You keep tickling me . - Hold still ! I got ta concentrate . Come on ! - You 're being ... What 're you doin ' ? - I got ta go . - No , you don't . - Yes , I do . I got ta go . Why ? I got ta go meet my sponsor . You 're gon na wear my lipstick ? This is my address , okay ? And next week , I 'm gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ how to cook ? I have a week . I 'll learn . - See you . - See you . - Watch the car . - Sorry , man . - Sure he lives here ? - Yeah . You know , he 's a surfer guy , so he likes to be near the water . Knock ? I do n't think he 's home . Stand back . Stand back ! Oh , shit . What the hell is wrong with you , man ? - Bro , stand back . - Where 'd you get that from ? Dude , it 's my dad 's . Oh , yeah . You know how to use it ? Bro , you just point and shoot . Look , just do n't point and shoot at me . You know what ? No guns , okay ? - Guns are bad . - Shut up ! - I know a guy once ... - Shut up ! Do a perimeter search , all right ? Cover me . - With what ? - Cover me . Are you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - We wait . - Cops wait . Hello ? I think I have the wrong number . - Hello ? - Who 's this ? - Who 's this ? - Who 's this ? I told you not to pick up the fuckin ' phone ! Hello . Yellow Cab . Can I get a cab over at Hollywood and Vine ? - Pull over here . - All right . Here you go . Well ? - Hold on . Wait a second . - All right . Follow that Caddie . You got it . - Here you go . - Keep the change . Come on . Do some business with me . Do you see I 'm busy ? - Leave me alone . - It 'll just take a couple minutes . I 'll leave you alone as soon as we deal with this in the back with some privacy . - You 're driving me crazy . - All right . Shut up ! I love you , sweetheart . You know , you 're a pain in the ass . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the ass ! Yeah , but you love me . I 'm a pain in the ass , but you love my ass . You 're making me laugh . You wan na make a big deal with me ? I know you got something goin ' down ... with one of your bands and drugs ... You leave the fuckin ' boys outta this ! - They can really rock and roll . - What ? This is a joke , right ? You are a pimp , Billy . A pimp . You do drugs . That does n't mean you should sell ' em . Just say no , man . Just tell me when and where it 's goin ' down and I will bring the cash , okay ? You wan na be a big shot ? You wan na make the big fuckin ' deal ? Okay , you 're in . But you better not mess with me or I 'll crush your balls . - I would not mess with you . - Or the band . They really got a future @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ phone ? - Who are you gon na call ? I 'm gon na call the cops , Howard . Funny , very funny . Keep it local . Bob ? Hey . Yeah , I just talked to him . Deal 's set . You relax , Bob . None of them have any idea that I know they 're cops . Especially her . Look , I 'm her goddamn dream man , okay ? No , you listen to me ! If you wan na have somebody else take a shot ... like Tricky or one of the other men in blue that ... The what ? All right . I got ta go . Something 's come up . I got ta go . Bye . - Wow . - Hi , baby . - Is this for me ? - Mm-hmm . Really ? Come here . Dude , I think there 's something down there , bro . - What ? - I do n't know . Wait ! I hear some voices down there . - It 's the ocean . - Wait @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Get back in the car . No , I will shoot you . - Get back in the car . - All right . Let 's go . Be quiet , Gilbert . All right ? Sit down ! Bye , Gilbert . Man , I thought I told you , no guns . My ankle ! Shit ! Oh , Jesus . Who 's this ? - Beats me . - Come on . Let 's dump him in the trailer with Gilbert . I got ta go . I got ta get out of here . All right ? - Where are you goin ' , man ? - I do n't know , man . I just got ta go , all right ? What are you gon na do , hit me ? - Yeah , right . - Do n't be stupid , Pete . You 're callin ' me stupid ? I got a fucked up ankle . I got brain and blood all over my body . And I 'm fuckin ' stupid . You know what ? Fuck you ! You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Go ahead , my man . Matter of fact , take my keys . I do n't give a shit . His head just exploded , like , all over the place , all over everything . All over my clothes , my face , all over ... And then I dropped Linc off at home ... and then I left , you know , and I just ... I needed someone to talk to about this whole situation . I do n't want that anymore . Tough night , Pete . It 's gon na be okay . I want you to go home , and I want you to get some rest . I 'm gon na take care of this for you . I do n't know how , but I 'm gon na do it . I 'm sorry . I did n't mean to wake you so early . I hope I did n't wake you up or disturb your wife or anything . My wife . So did you get a look at these two guys ? Hello . - Yeah . - What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ never said that there were two ... No , no . All right . Have a good time . No , I think it was too dark ... for me to see anything . Listen . I have to take this call in the other room . It 's my wife . Oh , yeah . Ca n't you understand I 'm tied up ? Not here . Am I speaking French to you ? What the hell ? Not the yard ! - Hey , leave a message after the beep . - Hey , Linc , you did n't say our na ... Linc , if you get this message , do not go back to the apartment . There 's cops all over the place . Just meet me and Julie down at that place at the beach tomorrow morning . Hi , Mom . What 's happened to you ? Well , you know , things are pretty fucked up , Ma . Do n't use that foul language with me . Who is it , honey ? Hi , Dad . What do you want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Well , I was ... - I was just ... You know , I just ... - We 're not bailing you out . What ? What do you mean , you 're not bailing me out ? The police already came by . What ? No , no . The police are in on it , Dad . - Come on . Save it . - No , listen to me . Just for a second . I 'm a police officer now , Dad . - Oh , you 're a police officer ? - Yes , I 'm a police officer . Here we go . Some clean clothes , honey . - Now clean up . You 're a mess . - I do n't need clean clothes right now . - They 're his . - Officer Pete ? Why are you laughing at me ? Officer Pete . Betty , you know , at least he got a haircut . Maybe when they make him captain , they 'll give him a uniform . Why do n't you just give him a chance @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't my guy . Well , I guess not . He 's a pimp . He 's not sober . And on the phone he was saying something about Tricky . The guy was playing with me the entire time . Well , I think everything 's gon na be okay . You think ? It just feels good to say it . - Good night . - Good night . If you need to go to a meeting ... tomorrow morning ... then I can go down to the pier by myself . No , it 's okay . Thanks . Would you just hold me ? Thanks for being here . You too . Damn , Sonny , what took you so long ? I was waitin ' out there forever . What , I do n't get no " Hello . I miss you . Sorry I did n't call your ass until I needed some shit " ? What happened to you ? What 's with the fishin ' hat ? I 'm tryin ' to stay on the undercover , man . Penitentiary life ai @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got the info or what , man ? Your man Gilbert O'Reilly was dealin ' . What you mean " was " ? It was on the news . They found him at the beach with another dude , both dead . Cops said it was a murder-suicide . I think it was some S-M shit myself . All right , look , Sonny , man . I 'm gon na need to borrow your car . Hell , no . You might be named after Lincoln who freed the slaves ... but I ai n't about to free my wheels up , man . I got some shit goin ' down tonight . I could use a partner like the old days , you know ? - Do n't waste your breath . - You know you can run now . - Sonny . - Track star ! Just consider this my way of keeping your skinny ass out of a life of crime . Do n't save me from a life of crime , man . Crime pays . Well . Did you ever break-dance when you were @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - I can break-dance . Disgusting . I 'm like a ladies ' man . I love to dance . Knock it off . - What ? - Looking . Oh , come on . Oh , man ! What did you do to my car , man ? - Oh , shit . - Look at this . - What did you do to my goddamn car ? - Linc , wait . Wait . Okay . Just do n't say anything for a second . Let me just explain it . Let me just explain it , all right ? - He said something about a big deal . - Jules , it makes total sense , man . Last night I stopped in on a friend . Got the car , some clothes , and I got some information . Turns out that Gilbert was Tricky 's snitch . Here you go . I did n't know if you wanted cream or half and half or sugar or Equal or ... Black 's fine . It 's fine . - All right . - Did I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Check it out . All right . Here 's what we got . Now Billy 's workin ' something , runnin ' with the men in blue . And Gilbert definitely did n't take out the bald guy ... so he probably did n't cap himself either . So since Gilbert was Tricky 's snitch , he 's hooked in too . And whoever stole the drugs from the evidence locker ... was trying to frame Captain Greer . Wait . No , I did n't hear anything you guys just said . The cops , man ... Tricky , Eckford , Lanier , the whole gang ... They 're all into something . No . Mothershed . When I was at his house , he said there were two guys . - And I never even said that . - Yeah , right . Whatever they got goin ' got something to do with Billy , Gilbert and drugs . This is like one of those dirty cop drug things . This shit really happens ? - Looks that way . - And Greer was onto him . That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ died . That 's why he died . He was trying to protect us . Yeah . So what now ? You know , we need to get some evidence . We need some evidence . Just trust me . They all got ta meet up and go over the plan . - Really ? - Look , these stupid motherfuckers ... are nothin ' if not predictable , man . - So how long do we do this ? - Till something happens . Is this all that cops do ... Sit around in cars , waiting ? We can go get some doughnuts . I got ta pee . What did I tell you ? Looks like that 's all of ' em . - I 'm goin ' in . - What ? Pete , your ankle 's all messed up . I 'm good at this . Do n't worry . We 'll all go . No . It 's too much noise . Do n't worry about it . - Are you sure ? - Yeah , I got it . You really think he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't want no more to do with this . Come on , Carl . Do n't be such a pussy . - Do n't call me a pussy . - Fuck you , motherfucker . - See what this thing is doing to us ? - What ? - We out of here . - Ah , shit . Come on , Carl . Come here . - This was supposed to be about drugs . - Two people are dead . - Three . - What ? - The bald guy at Gilbert's . - Could n't be helped . Look , Gilbert was an asshole . Almost gettin ' arrested at the bust ... not stayin ' away after we fired him , talkin ' to Greer . Little shit deserved to die . - Why did you have to kill Greer ? - He knew about us and the drugs , okay ? Got in the way . - This is bad . I want out . - Yeah , me too . It 's too late for that , Carl . Come on . This @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na get in our way , you take your best shot . But I ai n't guaranteein ' where you 'll end up . Ernie , come on . Put it down , man . We 're all in this to the end , right ? If this deal goes through , we 're set for life . Come on . So what 's the plan ? Over here . I 'm wet . Come on . All right . Here it is . Billy set up a big deal with this rock manager Howard . - You sure we can trust this Billy guy ? - Yeah . He did a good job selling ' the drugs after we got rid of Gilbert . And this new deal is his idea anyhow . You see , this Howard guy ... He 's got some famous rock band ... flyin ' in , and the drugs are on the plane . - Who 's the band ? - How should I know who the band is ? It 's just voices on a tape , man . To hell with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . That 's it . Pete , Linc 's right . They 're not gon na believe it . Look . We ca n't trust anybody , all right ? It 's just us . Oh , God . Okay , so ... Then , wh ... Sorry . What do you wan na do ? I know where the rock manager lives . We have to find out when and where it 's happening . Fine . I 'll go over there , I 'll get tight with them , and I 'll find out something . You ca n't do that , ' cause if Billy 's there , you 're dead . He can make us . I got Billy . - Are you sure ? - Anybody got a better idea ? Then I got your back , Julie . All right . Leave a message at home and let us know what 's goin ' on , all right ? All right . Let 's do it . Where you been ? I called your house . I called the club . - They said @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm not a very good waitress . What happened ? Did I do something wrong ? No , everything 's fine . No , I was looking for you too . You were lookin ' for me too ? Yeah . Well , here I am . What ? Says Billy sent him over . There . Sit down . Oh , I 'm so sorry about the mess . - I 'm redecorating . Yeah ? - I know you told me to stay in there . Can I get a soda ? - Soda . I 'm thirsty . - You 're thirsty . I 'm sorry . My little baby is thirsty . Come here . I 'm sorry . This is not gon na take very long , okay ? All right . You go ahead . You go get yourself a fuckin ' sodie . Not bad , huh ? You want a fuckin ' sodie too ? - I 'm cool . - Yes . Yes , you are . You are cool , are n't you ? So ? You 're movin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need some help . Sweet little Billy . But nice to know he cares . Okay , now . If I 'm out of line here , you just let me know , okay ? Or storm off or do whatever . I got us a room . Right on . - Could I borrow the phone ? - Sure . Just dial nine to get out . - Leave a message after the beep . - Hey , Linc , you did n't say our ... - You have no messages . - Thank you . Wan na dance ? What ? Come on . Dance with me . I love this song . Come on . It 's just a little dance . I 'm not a fag . I just like to dance . Uh , you lead . I 'll be the girl . Yeah . I should get goin ' , man . I got some business to handle . You 're a classy dancer , you know that ? Oh , I 'm sorry . Wait a minute . I forgot . What 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I said spin me . We could enter a contest . You can ride with us in the morning , okay ? Come on . Okay , I got it . Agua Dulce Airport . Yeah . Do n't worry about it . Bob , she 's fine . She does n't know a thing . Do n't worry about it . You fuckin ' woke her up , man . I did n't do him , okay ? What about Linc ? Oh , he did n't leave a message . We got ta go . Are you sure about that ? I overheard him say that on the phone in the bathroom . And that piece of paper I found in his pants said Aqua Dulce Airport . Jesus . Dirty cops , drops at the airport . I feel like one of us should say we 're gettin ' too old for this shit . At least it 's not goin ' down in an abandoned warehouse . Yeah . You got ta hear these guys . They can really rock , man . I mean , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the bomb . All right . I 'm gon na go make a phone call . - What ? - Just stay here , all right ? Let 's go greet the fuckin ' kids . Be nice to the boys , okay ? - Hey ! Kevin , how are you , baby ? - Howie ! Hey , Kirk ! Kris , how you doin ' , babe ? How are you ? Oh , come on ! Will ya pl ... Hey , will you turn down the tunes a scootch , please ? Thanks . Listen , boys . Big people got some biz here . So why do n't you hop into the limo ... scoot over to the hotel , we 'll catch up with you later . - Come on . Ca n't we stay with you ? - Come on . Be good , boys . - We wo n't do anything . - Give us a hug . Come on . - Go ahead . Go ! - Bye ! See you at the hotel . - Do n't be long @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that schmuck ? Where 'd you go ? I called for backup . - What 's goin ' on ? - Linc 's inside . God , that almost is an abandoned warehouse . I 'm gettin ' too old for this shit . - Oh , my God . - Shit . Oh , God . Okay . - Hey , you guys got a bathroom in here ? - Over there . - You 're late . - Sorry . I had to rent a car , man . Someone stole mine from your party the other night . What do we do ? - Let 's go . - What ? Where ? Get the car . Come on . Let 's go . - Oh , God . - You want me to drive ? No . Linc would n't want you driving his car . So , do we do this now ... or do we wait for your boyfriend to come out of the toilet ? What ? Your fella . He 's a good dancer . Dancer ? I do n't know no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what the fuck you 're talkin ' about . Uh-huh . No , brother 's not with me . - He 's a cop . - What ? - Stop messin ' around . - You 'll know when I am . He 's a cop ! - Police ! - Freeze ! - Drop the weapons ! - Drop ' em ! - Right now ! Drop ' em ! - Put ' em down ! Down ! Drop ' em ! Get ' em out of here ! - Come on , big man . - Hey , this is fucked up . Faster . Teamwork . Let 's go . Get out of here . You too , home skillet . On the wall . Spread ' em ! You dead , boy . Stop ! Is that Eckford ? - He better move . - Right on . - Jump ! - What ? Jump ! - Oh , my God ! My ankle ! - Get away from the door ! Hey , kid , I do n't think you 're gon na make it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - You okay ? - Yeah , man . Got ta go . I got a plan . Does this mean you 're mad at me again ? You gon na kill him ? No , I 'm done . Hey , what are you doing , huh ? I 've got nothing to do with drugs . I 'm in the music business ! Hey , get this place taped off . You 're standing around like crossing guards . - Save me a dance , lover . - What happened , Detective ? Well , sir . We were bustin ' ' em , and these kids came in and tried to stop us . - That 's bullshit . - They tried to stop you ? Yes , sir . Probably in on it too . - They set this up . - They stole drugs from the evidence . - That 's enough . Get ' em out of here . - They killed Greer . He was onto them . Ask him . I have no idea what she 's talking about . Ask @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we roll in and make the bust , okay ? - Where are we gon na get that money ? - Carl , there is no money , okay ? It 's an empty bag . We bust in before Billy hands it over . Anybody have any questions ? It 's all pretty easy . We grab the drugs , pretend to arrest Billy ... next day he 's out moving the stuff for us , okay ? Yeah , Bob ! Assume the position . Assume it . You all right ? - Yeah , are you ? - Yeah . You ? Yeah . Nice work . Thank you . So you kids are what ... some kind of " mod squad " or something ? They say we 're back on if we want . - Yes . - Wo n't be the same without Greer . What else we got ? - So what ? Are we in or ... - Right on . Solid . Oh , Linc , dude . I know a guy down in Torrance ... who is , like , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm sure he could fix up the car ... - Shut up , Pete . No , wait . I 'm serious , dude . No , this guy 's like a bondo king . I 'm sure he can slap that Lincoln together in no time , right ? You know what I 'm gon na do ? I 'm gon na call my lawyer friend ... to file a lawsuit against those guys or the city or somebody , right ?

@@5210441 EVA HESSE " . There 's not been one normal thing in my life . Not one . Art is the easiest thing . It does n't mean I 've worked little on it , but H 's the only thing I never had to . Eva Hesse was one of the greatest artists of the 20th century . Her idea was to make an art that was on the borderline of uncontrollability . This was someone Who 'd not simply made small scale work , but someone who 's capable of making really major statements . HESSE " . I have the most openness about my art . I 'm willing , really , to walk on the edge . And if ! have n't achieved it , that 's where f want to go . Her sensibility was exquisite . And you could feel the tension in her voice when she spoke about her work . HESSE : I get so close , then change , destroy . I get distrustful of myself ... Painting went lousy today ... To be able to finish one and stand ground . This is me . This is what I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ definitely merged . She was n't just manipulating materials , she was the materials . It all fell together at one point for her . And she ran with it . HESSE : One day , it will all fit together , and I feel capable of being there and ready . It will all have been Worthwhile for What I 've gained from it . ( JAZZMUSICPLAYING ) HESSE " . I 'm not a writer . Nor , may you say " should be that pretentious to write down my thoughts . An Autobiographical Sketch of a Nobody . This is the story of one whom , from the outside , reveals a rather pretty picture . Pretty face , pretty body " pretty dress . However , the person does not feel pretty inside . I have felt , for the majority of my life , different , alone , and apart from others . To complicate the matter some , for the last years I have shown and developed talents as a painter , a good one , at that . Was H in my feeling @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ painter ' ? What I 've accepted as the answer is that the true artist is paradoxically also the true personal misfit . Eva was definitely my father 's favorite . Not because ... Only because he , I think , felt that she was more vulnerable . I was the older one and I understood more . But I think that he was so off base . Eva was the strong one . There were times she felt helpless . But she had gutsiness right from the get-go . HESSE : When I was 16 , I Went to Pratt Institute . And I did n't like it very much at all . When you started painting class , you had to do a lemon still life . And then , you graduated to a lemon and bread still life . And then , you graduated to a lemon , bread , and egg still life . This was not my idea of painting . I waited until I was getting As instead of Cs , and declared I was quitting . I had to know that it Was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I had to go home . As soon as I got there , my stepmother said , " Get a job . " So where do you go at 16-and-a-half , knowing very little and having an interest in art ' ? I took myself to Seventeen Magazine . And for some strange reason , they hired me . I think H was just because of the gall of coming up there . She had the experience of working at a woman 's magazine and she said it made a huge difference for her , that it gave her confidence . And she got some of her work out into the world . HESSE " . I took the middle of the year test for Cooper Union , and that was the only plan I made . I had to make H . got m . And the following September , I Went to Cooper Union , which I loved from the very start . Eva was certainly aware that she wanted to be an artist . But my father could not accept that . WILLIAM HESSE : Dear Evachen @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did . But painting and studying are pleasant jobs . In order to stand on your feet , you have to do things which you feel today are not so pleasant . And if a person has a job or earns a living , this is something which also gives satisfaction . HESSE " . Daddy , I want to do more than just exist , to live happily and contented with a home , children , to do the same chores every day . Lam an artist . I Want to experience all What life has to offer . And I have to do this for myself . ROSIE GOLDMAN : met Eva when she was 17 . What fascinated me most about her was her hands . She spoke with her hands . All the vitality in her came through her hands . We spent an enormous amount of time together . And that became a very close friendship . HESSE " . Dearest Rosie , I dreamt that you and I collaborated on a book Where We talked over our entire past , very honest , nothing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was living on Jane Street . She had a little room with a gigantic bed . She was very comfortable in this box , almost , of a room . As long as she could do her art , it did n't matter . SYLVIA : We both Went to Cooper Union and Yale . I was two years younger than her so I watched her . I had this sense that she was somebody to watch . She was a very smart , articulate and beautiful person who needed someone to listen to her so she could gel ll all out and work . She went to Yale and studied painting , famously with , most famously with Josef Albers . HESSE : I was Albers ' little color study/st . Everybody always called me that . And every time he walked into the classroom , he would ask , " What did Eva do ? " The last two years have probably been the two most eventful , with the greatest of change deep inside myself . We become a painter . SUSSMAN : She finished art school @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from Yale into New York in 1960 . Kennedy had been elected . This was really the dawn of a new age . ( UPBEATMUSICPLAYING ) HESSE : I 've moved so rapidly . I feel so alive . I 'm almost too anxious for every moment and every future moment . Being an artist in New York City in the ' 60s was totally wonderful . It was a great time . In almost all facets of work and music , literature , poetry , but particularly in painting , everything was opening up . There was a feeling like we were reinventing painting . HESSE " . I will abandon restrictions and curbs imposed on myself . I will strip me of superficial dishonesiies . I will paint against every rule . And you have to understand that that time , there was n't any art world . There were people making work for themselves and for each other . And there was n't any product . Commodification had n't happened . The art world had n't been taken over by collectors . No one was thinking about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was all dedicating your life to your work . And I know that Eva felt that way , too . HESSE " . Only painting can now see me through . It is totally interdependent with my entire being . H is what I have found through which I can express myself . SOL LEWITT : She came to New York and I met her . She 'd just gotten out of Yale . Eva was very pretty and cute , very alive and hip , and knew a lot of people because of being at Yale . I recognized that she had something extraordinary about her work . HESSE " . I 'm beginning to sell and show my work , in that order . One gave me the confidence to proceed to the other . International Watercolor Show at the Brooklyn Museum and 3 young Americans , my show last evening . It is the beginning of being fully in the midst of the art world . I 've been with Tom Doyle the last three days . I 'm really so happy . There was a party @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I was in a fight . This guy was making out with my girlfriend , so I hit him . Eva was at the party and she took me in the kitchen and washed my face , and she was very nice to me , you know . And that was the first time I met her . HESSE " . Tom is a beautiful human being and I enjoy all aspects of him . H is a real , live and beautiful romance . Tom was a wonderful , lively , poetic , funny Irish drunk at that point . GOLDMAN : She was warned against him , that he comes from a very wild crowd , really Was n't good for her . But he gave her something that she very much needed . HESSE : I feel he 's really with me and I am with him . I have never felt this before . That summer , Eva and Tom invited me to go to George Segal 's farm . DOYLE " . All these young artists are coming up from New York to do this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dance . I made a sculpture that was like a fighter plane . And Eva , H was her first sculpture , really , was a very , kind of , formless thing . Two people got in and danced . And all these sculptures were dancing . GOLDMAN : They also had a happening . H was living theater without any script . HONIG : There was a dancer , Yvonne Rainer , who was dancing on the roof of a barn . SERRA : Artists were interfacing with a lot of dancers at the time . We thought that there were more ideas generated in dance than being generated by sculptors or painters . HONIG : Eva had constructed a tube made of fabric that people were to wiggle through . H was fun . It was artists playing and having a good time . HESSE ' . All is well . H 's been a beautiful week . I love Tom more every day . DOYLE : Her father said , " / do n't Want you marrying anyone except a Jew . " So I converted @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ went to shul , I did the whole number . OHARASH : You know , they were not interested in any religion . But for my father , and because of our German background , she went along with H and Tom went along with H . DOYLE " . Two or three friends of mine all had never been Bar Mitzvah-ed , so we had a Bar Mitzvah . We played Belle Barth records , you know . ( LAUGHS ) And gave each other fountain pens , the whole stick . Tom was a good and interesting sculptor , just coming into his mature work and Eva was clearly a good artist . But there was n't anything unique there , yet . But she was very ambitious and full of youthful art energy . DOYLE " . We got a loft on 19th and 5th Avenue . H was a great loft . H was a half a block long . We rented part of H out to Eihelyn Honig . HONIG : One of the mornings that I arrived , I told them about the fact @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sidney Janis Gallery . It was called Pop Art . And I said , " I think you ought to get over there " and take a look and see what 's going on . " It 's never gon na be the same . " LIPPARD : Pop art , of course , burst onto the scene and that was a big deal . Pop art was a sort of game changer . SUSSMAN : The discussions that came up afterwards of people for and against H were passionate . And , of course , Eva always went to museums and knew exactly what was going on . And I have a feeling that she might have been more for it than Tom . WAPNER : She did n't have accepted truths . And she examined and doubted and , um , thought about things . HESSE " . Should I impose my preconceived ideas on painting ' ? And to what degree must I go along with what happens on canvas in the moment ' ? BARBARA BROWN " . When she was painting , she was very @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean , she could draw like nobody . Anytime she drew anything , ll was really beautiful . HESSE " . For me , painting has become that , making art , painting a painting . The history , the tradition is too much there . I Want to be surprised . I will continue drawing , push the individuality of them , even though they go against every major trend . Fuck that . So did everyone I admire . DOYLE " . Eva was working at a jewelry store on Bleecker Street and I got a job teaching at the New School . And that 's one of the two jobs I had , and that 's how we were sort of living on that . And then what happened was Arnold Rudlinger , the director the Kunstverein , and a bunch of German collectors saw my stone sculptures . Rudlinger was going to give me a show in Basel . He said , " How do you move these things ? " I said , " Well , you have to build a box and lala ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ stone very much like that . " Why do n't you come to Germany and , you know , " you can make the sculpture in Germany and we 'll send it to Switzerland , you know ? " And I said , " Yeah , I would do that . " Eva was sort of scared about going there , you know , because of what happened ... had happened to her family . HESSE : I sit here now panicked and crying . The pressure of leaving He s heavy on me . I said , " Look , it 's a good time to be out of New York . " Pop art is a big thing , now . We 'll lei that die down . And Scheidt was going to give me a salary and everything , you know . We wo n't have to work . You know , we 'll just work on our work . HONIG : I remember her saying that she was frightened of going back to this place where she had suffered so much . CHARASH " . But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , encouraged her , saying that she would be well served to get out of the New York art scene . She would be able to work in a much freer manner . HESSE " . Dear Mr . Scheidt , I have begun to make preparations for our trip , so the whole thing is becoming very real for us . It was Tom 's opportunity . It was Tom who had been asked to go to Germany . H was very hard for her . But Eva would n't let an opportunity go by . Eva was a risk taker . Though Eva was a little bit more of a wife at that point , but all that would change . ( TURBINESWHOOSHING ) ( @speaking_german ) SUSSMAN : Tom and Eva were set up in Kettwig , this town that had these textile factories that had been in the family of Arnard Scheidt for hundreds of years . Where Eva and Tom lived were over there , that was the so-called ... ( SPEAKSGERMAN ) But the part where they were working that was already ... JOHANN @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Our studio , top floor with skylight and windows every two feet . I sit and hope I will Work some . I might just have to believe in me more before working will mean something to me . GABRIELE : The first time that I saw Eva , she gave me a very warm feeling , a feeling of being welcomed . I was five-years-old , and she invited me to come to the atelier . She wanted to show me how to paint . And of course , We played lots in the pool . ( @children_laughing ) You had these water balls playing , and We Were ... ( CHUCKLES ) jumping into the pool . H was great . She painted for my other brother , Karl , a picture cal/ed Waterball Play . I guess she loved it , too , being with us and just playing . So I have very sunny impressions , but I also have , um , some memories later in the year . There was something in her which was , um ... traurig , sad . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ country . HESSE ' . June 13th , 1964 . Our sixth day herein Kettwig . Yesterday I had some melancholy . I developed some of my more troubled thoughts and feelings . I was born in Germany , in 1936 . ( @indistinct_talking ) My family is from Hamburg , Germany , northern Germany . That 's Where I was born and that 's Where Eva was born . HESSE " . My father was a criminal lawyer . He had just finished his two doctorates and I had the most beautiful mother in the world . She looked like Ingrid Bergman . She studied art in Hamburg . OHARASH : My father kept tagebucher about my life and Eva 's life . It 's really a journal . WILLIAM : May this book of your childhood become a guide in your later life . In H , you will realize how you grew up . None of this may get lost , my beloved child , because there is nothing that sustains us more in the hardships of our lives than a review of our childhood . When @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from Germany . Ft was already five months that Hitter raged . German Jewish life changed very quickly . When the Nazis came to power in January , 1933 , there were so many deprivation . People were hurt . They could n't Work in their professions anymore . H was forbidden to work as a so-called Jewish lawyer . WILLIAM : I lost my profession on April 24th , 1933 . And then there were more hard years . ( @crowd_chanting ) After November 10 , when all the synagogues had been destroyed , all Jewish businesses wrecked , almost all the men had been arrested , and the most horrible atrocities of all kinds been committed against the Jews all over Germany . One tried from abroad , at least , to save the children as speedily as possible . On December 7th , Helen and Eva left for Holland with the children 's transport . Will there be a reunion ? Will We get murdered first ? We were not allowed on the platform . Helen and Eva held hands and marched off to the train , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( CHILDRENSINGINGINGERMAN ) OHARASH : Eva was under three , and I was five-and-a-half . ( CHILDRENCONTINUESINGING ) HESSE " . We went to Holland . We were supposed to be picked up by my father 's brother and his Wife , but they Were n't allowed to do it . We were put in a Catholic children 's home . CHARASH : I remember that Eva had been toilet trained at home , but she must have regressed with all that happened and they spanked her . She took sick around her birthday time , and she was quarantined , so they did n't let me see her . WILLIAM : In the beginning of February , Ruth and I were rescued , as well . We came to Holland and picked up the children . HESSE : My father 's brother and his wife ended up in concentration camps . And all of my grandparents and everybody . No one made it . But we did . We Went to America via one of my father 's cousins . It was the end of summer , 1939 . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ last chance . July 2181,1964 . Dear Rosie , I had a slow week . Did not push at all . Took H easy . I do n't know What it means to really delve into the past , family and such . I must be too afraid . The first two weeks here , I had terrible , gruesome nightmares . Frighiful dream . Large party- ( JAZZPLAYING ) Hundreds of people . ( @indistinct_chatter ) Official . ( GLASSCLINKING ) Tom very drunk . I heard someone tell him , " Take your lovely wife home . " He carried me outside , ran with me , fast . ( FOOTSTEPSRUNNING ) Hurt me . We went higher and higher through the sky . There was a French Legion parade beneath us . Officers came out , and with long , saber swords cut the heads off all the legionnaires . I had to control Tom . ( ROARS ) Officers then grabbed us and threw us into solitary . We had swords held inches away , I , by my screaming head . I could no longer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ TRAINCHUGGING ) They said that if I were not a child , they already Would 've killed me . Friday . Initially , I felt different . But once again , I 'm left with myself . Started Work in oil paint today . Did two tiny , very expressionism : paintings . Feel rather enthused , since I enjoyed them and they seemed real for me . Somehow , I think that counts . I 'm still networking right , as I know in my mind one should . Tom also can find working difficult . Less so , as he knows what he 's about , what he wants to achieve . When she would talk about her work , she would talk about it in quite self-deprecating terms . She would say , " You know , I 'm patshke-ing around with new things . " And I thought to myself , that 's a funny thing to say . You would never say Tom 's patshke-ing around . She Was n't sure , yet . Tom was sure . WERNER NEKES : I met Eva and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ festival of short films in Oberhausen , and I remember that Eva liked specially a Japanese film by Yoji Kuri , Aos . ( SCREECHES ) ( SCREECHESAGAIN ) Eva took those boxes as a scene in some of her paintings later on . ( GASPING ) Eva was ready all the time to take all the inferences that she saw and to work on them to find her own way . ( @indistinct_chatter ) In the 15 months Eva Hesse was in Germany , there happened a lot . Together with Tom Doyle , she went into every important museum in whole Europe . They were in London , in Paris , in Rome . HESSE : Brussels . Went to museum . Bruegel and Bosch , Alechinsky , Maisys , Calder , Moore , Chillida , Davie , Noguchi . PETZINGER : She was a person ... whose eyes were open , open , open . And she needed food for her eyes . LEWITT : Tom and Eva Doyle , Kettwig . Hope you had a good trip . Now back to work . All sculptures are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . Go , go . Sol . DOYLE : We worked on each other 's stuff . I mean , she helped me when I painted my sculpture . And I helped her , you know , as much as ... I built frames , I built everything , you know . Our private life was not so great , but our working life was very good . Except I drank a little too much , then , you know . I was drinking a lot . That was n't too good . HESSE " . Saturday , October 3rd . Tom knocked someone unconscious . Tom Worse than ever before , and I cried and was miserable all night . Dearest Rosie , my anger at Tom increases . H verges on a breaking point . At parties , he is obnoxious . He goes from woman to next woman , dips them to ground . They love H . I 'm not proud of it , but I ... That 's the way I was , you know ' ? And that 's the way everybody was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's like ... That 's why you were an artist , you know , so you ... ( CHUCKLES ) HESSE " . Recently H has got out of hand . You 'll be concerned by this . He kisses them . H sounds so strange to write this . But Rosie , my pride hurts to be there watching . H hurts . She sort of withdrew , you know , and , uh ... she never really come out against it but you know , she was very hurt by it , I think . CHARASH : Eva writes ... she always says it 's her art that pulled her through . Personally , I think she fell apart , and professionally , she forced herself to go on . HESSE : Thursday , November 19th . I 've turned over a new leaf . I will try another way . Made drawings for children on Saturday . They were colorful . Red , blue , yellow , green . In squares , each one a letter of alphabet . H set me off again because they are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm going , and is there an idea , or too many different one's ? LIPPARD : I think maybe the relationship going bad on some level maybe had something to do with it . You know , it 's a horrible fact of a lot of creativity , when you 're unhappy , you often do better Work . But , but she really Was n't dependent on him as much anymore , I think , and really branched out and did her own thing . HESSE " . Dear Rosie , I want to explain what I 've been doing . In the abandoned factory where we work , there 's lots of junk around . I have , all these months , looked over much of the junk . I finally started using some of it . I 'm working on masonite . On this , I build forms with glue and paper . On some forms , I 've glued cord . That is when she did Ringaround Arosie . Because I was pregnant with Joseph . HESSE " . Yesterday and today I worked on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it is Weird . I just do n't know . The old story . Defeatist . No patience . Or just not sure what I really want ll lo be . April 2nd , 1965 . Dear Sol , H is to you I want to talk about what is on my mind . I trust myself not enough to come through with any one idea . So I fluctuate between working at the confusion , or non-working at the confusion . When not actually at work , I nevertheless struggle with the ideas . LEWITT : April 14th , 1965 . Dear Eva , you seem the same as always . And being you , hate every minute of H . Do n't ! Learn to say " fuck you " to the world once in awhile . You have every right to . HESSE " . I find nothing I do gives me the feeling that this is right . Constant frustration and failure . LEWITT : Just stop thinking , Worrying , looking over your shoulder , wondering , doubting , fearing , hurting , hoping for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , bitching , moaning , groaning , horse shitting , piss-trickling , nose sticking , eyeball-poking ass-gouging , searching , perching , grinding , besmirching , grinding , grinding , away at yourself . Stop H and just do . HESSE " . I have done drawings . Seems like hundreds . Clean , clear ... But crazy , like machines . Larger and bolder , articulately described . Real nonsense . LEWITT : That sounds fine , Wonderful . Real nonsense . Do more . More nonsensical , more crazy , more machines . Make them abound with nonsense . HESSE " . One should be content with the process as well as the result . I 'm not . LEWITT : Stop Worrying about big , deep things . You must practice being stupid , dumb , unthinking , empty . Then you 'll be able to do . HESSE : I sit now after two days of working on a dumb thing , which is three dimensional . And I should go on with it , but I do n't know Where I belong . Sol give @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is very good . Try to do some bad work , the worst you can think of , and see what happens . But mainly , relax and lei everything go lo hell . You 're not responsible for the world . You are only responsible for your work . So do H . HESSE ' . April 23rd . Worked all evening . Finished An Ear in a Pond . Dear Sol , I want to thank you for your letter . I finished one more . They are good . I 'm working a third one . Much difficulties , but at least I 'm pushing , and I will be . I swear H . NEKES " . H was completely new , leaving the frame and being part of the image . Some artists worked out of the frame , but nearly nobody was so radical as Eva has been . SEROTA : These are n't Works that you 've ever quite seen before . They 're made for herself , they 're not made for an audience . They 're made in the same way @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ were made . She 's exploring . You know ? I mean , you see H in the work . You see her trying out different combinations . My parents were very fond of Eva and Tom 's work . And they wanted to show . They thought , " Well , let 's party together " and show the people what Eva and Tom had done in this year herein Kettwig . " H was really an event . Oxenfest , as we called it , like ox parties , and where a whole ox was being put on a spit and then roasted . NEKES : It was a big exhibition . Tom Doyle was a star , internationally known with a big exhibition in Bern , and Eva was just a side show in a small garden house . But the people were interested in her work . HESSE " . Show went well . I sold two . I will also show August 6th , in graphics room in Kunsthalle , Dusseldorf . PETZINGER : She came to Germany as a painter . Being in a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ universe of art , which was the point of no return , yeah ' ? Now she was a sculptor . ( @indistinct_chatter ) OHARASH : Eva was in Germany almost an entire year before she went to discover her background . My father had given her information , names and addresses , and she sought them out . ( TRAINCHUGGING ) She went to Hameln , where my mother was born . HESSE " . We took train to Hameln , found house immediately . Very strange . Mrs . Wolfe , a neighbor , two of mom 's school friends . Visit to all of the workers , former , of my grandfather . It 's a weird experience , like a secretive mission , a new generation seeking the past . I , knowing next to nothing of my family , my grandparents . Off to Hamburg . Went to lsestrasse . Cried . CHARASH : She went to the place where we lived , and was turned away by someone at the door , which was very tough on her . JOHANN " . To not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I think was so terrible . So that only retrospectively can lead me to understand how awfully difficult it must have been for her to face her past again . HESSE " . Dear Sol , just returned from H and H . Visited where I was born in Hamburg , in Hameln , house of my mother . Quite a trying scene . Tears all around , and much talk of those times when no one knew what was happening . I was the ghost from the past . Their guilt and all was just pouring out . On to better times and doings . ( SEAGULLSSCREECHING ) Yes , Sol , we are coming home . ( TRAFFICBUSTLING ) That trip to Germany , with all the hazards , was empowering . I think she came back very , very satisfied that she really had taken off . HESSE : September 30th . Almost one complete in the U.S . Dear Arnhard , dear Isa , we are working hard and also very busy socially . The year in Kettwig , dear Arnhard , was more , much @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ work we are now doing does show how much we grew and developed because of the beautiful year you gave us . LIPPARD : When Eva Went to Germany , she was a sort of post-abstract expressionist . When she came back , she was a funny kind of surrealist . The work in Germany obviously had freed her up . And then she came back , and I think at that point she sort of fell under the influence of minimalism . I do n't think anybody discouraged her from the strange little things she was doing in Germany , but the art world was going in a different direction and she intuitively picked up on it . When minimalism came along , there was a whole , new world . You know , no curves , no color , no anything . Just presence . It was a lot about presence . People said , " You 're a minimalist . What does that mean ? " And I said I just had to get rid of a lot of useless garbage and get right down to a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ expressionism . It sort of toned down the , uh , the brush stroke . At the same time , there was the other tradition , people whose work was more personal and more intense , and perhaps more surrealist . Eva , of course , was a transitional figure , from a minimalist , her friends were all minimalists , but she was very personal . There was a lot of eroticism in her work . It was so Warm and human and full of soul . HESSE " . I feel so strongly that the only art is the art of the artist personally . My interest is in solely finding my own way . I do n't mind being miles from everybody else . She did talk a great deal about eccentricity and absurdity , particular absurdity , that her life had been absurd , her life at present was absurd , and she wanted to get that into the work . HOLT : I just remember that wall where she had all those different pieces hung . I saw her rearranging one of those long , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the ridiculousness of it . Her life was so full of synchronistic oddities , and there 's this sense that , well , we 're just not in control . The universe is pulling on the strings and you might as well stand back and just enjoy it . LIPPARD : I look back on that period with Eva 's Work and think , " Oh , that was the preface to feminist art . " HESSE " . Certainly I 've grown within myself . I think my hang-ups now are almost all related to Tom . DOYLE : We had two lofts on the Bowery . We lived at 134 and my studio was at 135 Bowery , right across the street . I would ... I 've worked all the time . ( JAZZMUSICPLAYING ) ( TRAFFICBUSTLES ) HESSE : It is now 12:30 a.m . lam alone , Tom never with me any longer . Carries on as always and runs around . He goes to openings and parties . But those things he attends never with me . DOYLE " . She was very difficult @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the only bad person about the whole thing . It was like she was very high maintenance , you know ' ? Christmas came and I bought this beautiful pipe . And I came home and Eva said , " How much did it cost ? " I said , " 35 bucks . " She said , " Get out . " And that was the words I was waiting for and I left . HESSE : All over . Tom is gone . He wants a divorce . I messed all up . Begged . He 's indifferent . Pm tired and again fee ! worn and used and taken advantage . That is the childish Eva , the one that is haunted by her past isolation and loneliness . The one abandoned by her mother who was sick and therefore notable to have done otherwise . CHARASH : That 's hard . My mother was what we call today bipolar . HESSE : My mother was there , but not there . There , but not there . OHARASH : My mother had a very difficult time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a certain point , and then she felt she was no longer able to care for us and she left . HESSE : I was shifted from home to home , and used to be terrified . CHARASH : H was the end of the war . And all along , my father had been working on getting my mother 's parents out of Germany . But H all came to nothing . And when my mother got the notification that her parents were taken into the concentration camp and they had died , uh , she jumped from the roof . My father did not tell us . H was in the papers , and kids taunted my sister at school , and she refused to go to school . HESSE " . I had tremendous fear , incredible fear . I had my father tuck my blankets in tight into my bed , which had bars at the bottom , which I would hold at night . And he would have to tell me that he 'd be there to take care of me in the morning . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ exactly . That 's exactly around her birthday time . And that 's why January was the worst month of the year for her . Eva continued to be upset the years after my mother died . And at my stepmother 's urging , they sought out a therapist and Eva started to see Dr . Helene Papanek . HESSE " . Please , Dr . Papanek . You 've got to help me . Or maybe soon I 'll be with my mommy . I 'll talk to you . I 'll tell you all . I hope I can . SUSSMAN : She was suffering greatly from the circumstances of her childhood , and this therapy was absolutely essential to her . HESSE " . I can not stand the aloneness , because H represents abandonment . BROWN : She Was n't happy with Tom , and she Was n't happy without him . But then , she was working a lot and that masked her unhappiness somewhat . HESSE " . AH my stakes are in my work . I 've given up in all else . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the best . I do , deeply . GOLDMAN " . The power of her purpose was more important than what was going on in her life . HESSE " . Finished two pieces today . I worked hard . GOLDMAN " . She was crawling on the floor at times , because of the Tom business , and still the art went on . HESSE " . Dear Isa , dear Arnhard . The last months have been very difficult . H 's sad how things happen . Tom and I are separated . At the same time , very much has happened for both of us in our Work . We both have exhibitions opening the same evening , March 1st . I went there to the Graham Gallery when she first showed , because I really wanted to see what she was doing . And I was just floored . She did this great work , Hang Up . It was like , so audacious . I mean H was such a leap for the work . And that 's one of the great sculptures of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It is not a painting . It is not a sculpture . It just is art . HESSE " . Hang Up is the most important early statement I made . H was the first time my idea of absurdity , of extreme feeling came through . She used the sheets from my house . She said , " Rosie , do you have any sheets I could use ' ? " Preferably blue . " I said , " Sure , take the sheets . " And she wrapped them , and there was a kind of sage-like , spiritual sense of someone using space that way . And I always ... whenever I see it , I say , " Ooh , those are my sheets . " ( LAUGHING ) HESSE : The whole thing is ludicrous . It 's the most ridiculous structure that I ever made , and that is Why it is really good . CHARASH : My father came to that gallery . He looked so stern and so unhappy . Knowing my father , he had to be proud of Eva to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just confused by the art and did n't understand it . I was pretty madly in love with Eva . And I 've learned subsequently that a lot of guys were madly in love with Eva . She was very soulful . I 'm not sure how orthodox or practicing Eva 's family was , but her Jewishness was obvious . It 's a spirituality and I think H expressed itself in Eva 's art . HONIG : She was making these circles in grids . And I gave her this paper that was clay based , and she loved it , because it soaked the ink up in a certain way . They were exquisite and I 've never forgotten . They said something to me that I wanted in my work . HESSE : Weather varied from 103 to 107 degrees Fahrenheit . Sol and I went to the Modern and movies . WAPNER : There was a very strong relationship between Sol and Eva . They had so much in common and cared for each other so much . And she expressed to me that , " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and if we could be together . " HESSE " . The days passed with the most unbearable heat . I fear giving way . Without Sol , I would . BROWN : He adored her and never got tired of indulging her and being kind to her and being an inspiration . ANDRE : Eva was the love of Sol Lew/it 's life . And Eva loved Sol . I once asked Eva , I said , " You know , Sol 's a great guy . " He 's a great artist and he loves you and you love him . " How come you never got together ? " And she said , " You do n't go to bed with your brother , " which was , to me , very touching . And I understood , you know , what she meant . HESSE : I am numb . Daddy is dead . CHARASH : My father was in Europe . He got sick and died . It was a nightmare for both of us . HESSE " . Sol and I walked New York @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do . OHARASH : Eva was devastated with my father 's death , just totally devastated . And I think theirs was a real love relationship at that time . It was his Evachen . HESSE : I stood tall at my father 's funeral . I was big inside , not the scared , helpless child . I loved my father . H showed . Daddy ... your books you made for me are my thoughts of you . I would have liked you to know about the shows and articles . You would have been so pleased and proud and less scared for me . We were always too scared , you and I . We even shared that . WILLIAM : Please , always realize , dear Evachen , you will never be alone . Do not forget , I love you very much . And if you are strong enough to make me very happy , please try to be happy . Daddy . HESSE " . I must now work even harder to be strong , get well . Yes , be happy . Started @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it is now for me , and that it almost alone can again make me stand tall . Finished Laocoon . Cords everywhere . BROWN : She used this Word " making it " all the time . She was so obsessed with making it . HESSE " . Lucy wants me to do a big piece for show . Anything I want to do . I 'm excited . LIPPARD : f was doing a show called Eccentric Abstraction . And I thought of H in some ways as a kind of vehicle for Eva 's work . I was looking for something that was n't cold , hard minimalism . I just Wanted something else . And I realized later ii was something feminist or female . I Wanted to see these hard grids screwed up a little bit and messed with , and Eva was certainly doing that . PETZINGER : In the exhibition Eccentric Abstraction , Eva showed Metronomic irregularity . And there H was a great surprise . It was her kind of minimalism . You have those rectangular , ordered systems . You have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a very important thing in her work . SUSSMAN : She was able to learn all the lessons of the minimalists , and yet , take H into her own area , where issues of absurdity and humor and crudeness came in . LIPPARD : The show got a certain amount of attention and Hilton Kramer wrote about it in the New York Tunes . WAPNER : When the Times reviewed it , H gave much more space to the men in the show and she was pissed and felt discriminated against . She felt she deserved much more space and much more attention . And I think it was an accurate assessment . HESSE : I am reading Simone de Beauvoir 's Second Sex . I always felt that all women were up against it . Simone kind of agrees . " A fantastic strength is necessary , and courage . " But we 'll make H . " It was harder for women in lots of ways , just because of the way the art world is structured . Men got more encouragement and got more support . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you were invisible . Eva was doing this extraordinary work and being seen by a few people . So that broke some barriers , and I could see the cracks happening in the male dominated system . Her belief was simple . I 'm an artist . And I want to be known as an artist . Any time they tried to make her a woman artist , she got furious . HESSE " . The way to beat discrimination in art is by art . Excellence has no sex . December 23rd , 1966 . H is a fitting ending for another strange , bewildering , sad ... and yet strangely productive year . A fine abandonment . And Daddy 's death . And now , on to work and other changes . ( @indistinct_chatter ) HESSE " . January 1st , 1967 . I 'm working well and eager to go on . Might even be ready for first one-man show by next fall . Tonight We meet at Smithson 's . Midnight . It Will be his 28th birthday . SMITHSON : We became part of a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ certainly very central to H . HOLT " . We hung outwith Dan Graham , Mel Bochner and Eva and Sol , and Carl Andre . Went to each other 's studios . People were feeling their way along , like nothing was clear , yet . It was all in formation . So having conversations and exchanges , at that moment was powerful . What do you mean by that ' ? I mean , you have to define yourself better than that . You just ca n't throw words around . You have to really be precise . Oh , words do n't mean anything . Words are ... Things are really happening in New York . This is the time of Max 's Kansas City and all these artists were still hard drinking , nightlife kind of people . HESSE " . We went to Max 's Kansas City . Carl , Andre and Mel had heated discussion until closing . DAN GRAHAM : I think intellectually , she was quite brilliant and underestimated by all her minimal art friends . She was very , very ambitious @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the minimal artists , were pretty self-satisfied that they had the answer . LEWITT : She was very involved with the specific medium that she was working with . A wonderful thing of the ' 60s , was , uh , Canal Street technology . And so , I mean , she got into that . ( @car_honking ) HOLT " . Canal Street was just a wonderland . I loved walking up and clown Canal Street , looking at all the materials . And often the materials would lead you to an idea . HONIG : It was like , shopping in Tiffany 's , except that Tiffany 's had little rubber things and you did n't know , What they Were . ROBERT : There was a rubber store . There was stores that sold old shell casings . Everything was down there . It was part of being in Lower Manhattan . I mean , Lower Manhattan was so great . Trucks were going by , all the time and , H had so many wonderful , stimulating things going on there that affected all of us @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to it for me , now , is Home Depot . ( CHUCKLING ) You know , I go in there and it 's like , " Oh , look at all this stuff . " But it 's not Canal Street . No , it is n't . It is n't . HESSE " . Spent morning , shopping on Canal Street . So ! joined me . Must have spent $20 to $30 . HESSE " . Friday , Canal Street . Take magnets , try washers . Two wires and weights . LEWITT : She said that she Wanted to make her Work ucky . Not yucky , but ucky . She had to do something with it that , uh , made it feel good to her . GRAHAM " . Eva was dealing with materials , that were debased . They were industrial materials , that were waste materials . I think Eva just had a fascination , maybe with the kind of junk culture that you could find in New York . LEWITT " . But , I mean , she took all these @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ own that they lost all of their junky quality . LIPPARD : I can see Eva just sort of sitting there , with her materials , almost like they were , it was another creature , and working with them . But not another creature , maybe herself because they were so self-identified . I mean , his was where she put a lot of her anxieties , was into her art , I think . I do n't want to get too psychology oriented on this because , it 's very unpopular now to do that . But ... But with Eva , it 's almost impossible not to think psychologically , when you know her work , and her as a person . HESSE : Friday , July 28th . Called Donald Droll until midnight . ROBERT " . Donald Droll was more or less running Fischbach , which was such a powerhouse gallery . And he was very skillful at recognizing artists . He had a great eye . He had a great eye , yeah . HESSE " . Friday evening . Donald Droll said , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I can have the main large room this spring . LIPPARD : And that was a big deal . It was a huge opportunity . HONIG : Eva had gorgeous , black , long hair . She symbolically , out all of her hair off . H was gon na be another time in her life . H was away from being this wife , and H was all gon na be about her work . HESSE : Friday , March 8th . Dorothy B . Movie . Factory for epoxy . Rubber or plastic . Flexible durability . GOLDMAN " . She was always expanding , going beyond what she knew . That was her purpose . HESSE " . Silicone . 120 cos , 20 cos . Silastex , 120 cos . SUSSMAN : A group called Experiments in Ari and Technology had come together , to bring artists into the orbit of people using new technologies . Eva Hesse was admitted to the group , and she attended lectures in the use of polymers and latex . HESSE " . One , liquid . Two , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Four ... Matter matters . And I think it 's really clear in Eva 's work that , the material manifestation of the form comes out of an intense investigation of the matter . HESSE " . Tuesday , April 30th . Go to Arco , Canal Street , Aegis . Aegis Reinforced Plastics was created specifically to help artists create their particular things , including people like Bob Morris and Tom Doyle , and Rob Smithson . Bob Morris brought Eva in and showed her what you could do . How 'd fiberglass act , when it was saturated ? When it was hard , it would look like it was still soft . That was one of the good things , because she liked soft . I guess that we made a connection and a couple of months later , We started working on her pieces . The first piece I made for Eva , was cal/ed Repetition Nineteen . And she showed me some drawings . Very simple line drawing of a cylinder . She gave me dimensions and 19 of them . We made up these @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ harden up . And then we had to peel out the newspaper . She comes all the way out , to Staten Island and , um , and she 's horrified . I mean , beyond horrified . They were just too perfect . So I told her , " Look , you make the buckets out of paper mache . " I will make them exactly , the way " you 've made them , in fiberglass . " So she set about to do it again . And this time , with her hand , she did something to each piece , and it was not cylinders . For her , the specificity was personal , H was physical , and was her touch , her way . JOHNS " . A couple weeks later , she comes out . She 's got these 19 buckets and they 're bigger , now . And so we made these buckets , coated them with the resin , put them on the table , put the light on and bing ! They were just like , this gorgeous thing . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the best thing she 'd ever seen . At that point , we were a team . It was just let 's do this , and we 're gon na make sculptures and she was terribly excited . She said , " Why not come over and live with me ? " So I did . She had a show coming up at the Fischbach . And so we would wake up in the morning and H was , " Let 's do the art . " And we 'd work all day and all night , until we 'd just collapse . We made a session , which was basically a box that we covered on the outside , with a very thick layer of fiberglass . And then we would drill holes through this piece of fiberglass , with 29,000 holes , we made in that . And I helped her put the tubes in this thing . GOLDMAN " . Accession , it 's called , the tubes ? Never seen anything so sexual and fantastic in my whole life . And Eva just would sit there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a meticulous , methodical rhythm . In they went . When you put your head inside , you could n't hear anything , outside . And of course , she lived on the Bowery . And H was noisy , and there 's drunks and there 's yelling and there 's all kinds of noise . You could n't hear a thing . H was wonderful . You 'd go in there and H was just like being in a cave . Her feeling was that the art was the artifact of the process . The art was in the making , the artifact was what was left over . It was just this wonderful time of just , creating art . And I was madly in love with her . Absolutely just , um ... I do n't think she was madly in love with me . I know she was infatuated with me , that 's for sure . There was no question about that . Uh , but she was in love with her art . HESSE : Tuesday , June 4th . Aegis . Rubber . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Sunday , July 7th . Organic and inorganic polymers . Chain polymers . HOLT " . She rubberized fabric , cheesecloth . Thai was discovering a new process . It was n't something that was already there in the world . HESSE : Monday , July 8th . New work . Rubber , fiberglass . I let her know that plastics and rubber are fugitive . Rubber will last , the best , ten , 15 years . And H gradually starts cracking and H starts turning to dust . She said , " Good . Let them worry about it . " Talking about the museum people . " So what ' ? I want what the effect is now . " HESSE : Sunday , October 27th . Sans , complete , fini . Turned out great . Saturday , November 16th . Show . HESSE " . I would like the work to be non-work . To find its way beyond my preconceptions . To go beyond what I know , and can know . H is something . H is nothing . TIMPANELLI : I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ been looking at art since I was just a kid . I saw work that I had never seen before . And yet , as absolutely original as it was , it was incredibly reflective of our time and of all time , and of real feeling . SEROTA " . Eva 's work arsed her new sensibility . H was distinctive . H was her own . Fragile , beautiful , tentative . It was all those things that sculpture , was not supposed to be . HESSE : " Eva Hesse . " This is a first one-man show of uncommon interest . " Ms . Hesse 's work is located uneasily , " but interestingly between two poles . " The realm of highly rationalized form , " and the realm of surrealist dream objects . " We had about eight or nine shows , we wanted to see on that day . And the last one on the list turned out to be Eva Hesse . And I walked into the Fischbach Gallery , and I suddenly saw , the most beautiful things Pd ever seen @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was this extraordinary work . And Eva herself is there in the back room . And she looks not unlike my sister Kate , a fact which is not lost on him . MOTOR " . I was charmed and fell for her immediately . Thought she was marvelous . He decides to do something he has n't done in many years , which is to buy some work . JOHNS " . When the Ganzs bought some pieces , she came back to the studio , and she said , " They 're gon na buy some of my pieces . " They collect Picassos , also . " That 's all , me and Picasso . " ( LAUGHS ) It was just like , " Wow ! " She would come to dinner rather frequently , and we always had a lovely evening . HESSE " . Sold four more drawings . Whitney Spring Show , TIME Magazine arts section . She was one of the artists in New York . She was the only woman , basically , that was in the group . She was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ work mode . I mean , she was extraordinarily productive and beginning to emerge , and get responses from places . HESSE : So much is going on . L had lots of success . I 'm asked to be in so many shows , I ca n't keep up . In October , I 'll go to Europe , have one man show at Gallery Ricka in Cologne . For March , I 'm preparing work for the Whitney . Show includes Carl Andre , Robert Morris , Bruce Nauman , Richard Serra and me . JOHNS " . She was getting a lot of headaches . She would get dizzy and could n't really function . She 'd be squinting and just this severe pain . And I kept on saying to her , " Look , " you 've got to see a doctor . " And she just avoided H . LIPPARD : remember the night , and we were all there with Eva , and we realized that something really was wrong . Her headache was just terrible . Previously , the psychiatrist had said @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ H was psychiatric . And she was very ridden by anxieties , and so H seemed possible , that was what was going on . But at that point , she was really in pain and I think we figured out , that this was more than we thought it was . ( AMBULANCESIRENWAILS ) HESSE : April 10th . I was admitted to New York Hospital , to be examined , tested . CHARASH : She was therefor days , and they could n't find anything Wrong . And they did a spinal tap and thank God . She would have died that day . HESSE " . My tumor was so enlarged , H had no free space to move . So H was tipping my brain over . There Was n't much time . Saw images , color flashes . Very , very beautiful . Was not afraid . Wanted to touch , connects with those with me . I was very in touch with them , and they with me . I spoke . L smiled . I fantasized . I had visions . I loved @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I saw love , happiness . OHARASH : She was operated and I come in there , I can really still see it . And she 's sitting up in bed , bandaged around the head , and she 's feeling fantastic . And she just , now , the headache was gone and she was n't in pain , and she felt great . And she said , " How lucky I am , they 've got it all " and I 'm just so lucky . " HESSE : I think back to Where it all began . I was so HI . I had signs , but I would not recognize them . One can deny anything . People thought when she got sick , that the materials were to blame . I mean , there were other people working with latex , but she Was , like I said , really into her materials . So she was probably breathing them and , you know , tasting them , even . Who knows ' ? JOHNS " . I mean this is the beginning of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and her tumor was far too large to even think that , that small amount of exposure that she had , gave her that brain tumor . WAPNER : I often try to tease out , was it the resins she worked with , or was H just some genetic DNA fluke ? We 'll never know . HESSE " . In the last year and now , since my illness , I just Want to live , let go , call the past , past and have another try . My God , anyone who knows my history , who knows me , knows I deserve it . H 's true . There 's never been a time or scene that qualifies as norm . Extremes on every side . TIMPANELLI : She stayed with me in Woodstock . She came with her bag of paints . It was right after . She did n't have the energy to go back to the studio to be alone and to do sculpture . So , she was going to do these paper paintings . HESSE : Today is the third @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , a little more hopeful , a little less sickness . How grateful I am . I have much to do . TIMPANELLI : We got up early in the morning . We had muesli , a cup of tea , and then we 'd go to work . And the work was on the porch . And it started to rain , and it never stopped . But we worked every day . I had never worked on art like that . We just devoted ourselves to working and she to making these paintings , these beautiful paper paintings . She scrapes through them , she made lines . SUSSMAN : She was layering on washes of paint in the same delicate way that she had handled her latex , until the point where the consistency of the material on the paper became right for her . They have the ambition of paintings and they have been compared to the late works of Mark Rothko . TIMPANELLI : We 'd also sometimes go shopping . And she bought these worms , once , fistfuls . And I asked her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gon na do ? " She said , " I do n't know , yet . " She said , " I 'll play with them for a while . " And she 'd look , and she would decide what to do with something . SUSSMAN : One of the great things she teaches us , I think , is play . That really the best thing any of us can do , with materials , is play with them . Play with them until the form begins to have an impact . And she absolutely could n't stop playing . And I think it saved her life . HESSE " . The lack of energy I have , is contrasted by a psychic energy , of rebirth , a will lo start lo live again , work again , be seen , love . I fight sleep to respond to this real excitement that is frustrated because there is little I can do . ROBERT " . Oh , H would be so easy to give up and say , " I ca n't deal with all of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my work , " so I 'm just going to concentrate on my medical problems . " But Eva insisted on having H all . SYLVIA : I think she did it because she did n't know What else to do . Made her feel alive . It made her feel alive , right . Her chance to be a great artist was on her , and she knew it . She knew she was doing really good work . And of course , everybody was being very supportive , too . You know , a lot of very well known artists , you know , were very fond of her and really told her this is great , keep going , this is wonderful . So it was , in a funny way , it was the great time of her life , I think . JOHNS " . She came back to the Bowery , and she called me , and it was just , " Let 's go , let 's get to work . " Then we started to do that sculpture right after . There @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this wonderful time . The stuff was dripping , all over the place . And this just , this wonderful cobwebby kind of thing all across the room . We had a rough time , getting around H . HESSE " . Climbing around , getting things up , moved about , around and hung . Four hands changing , manipulating changes . Things to allow , things to happen . Suspended hangings enabling themselves to continue , connect and multiply . GOLDMAN " . She took that feeling , right after her cancer operation . The scars and the wearing of the wigs and all that it meant , now she had vanity . Eva had vanity . So she took H all and put H into that piece . She had this horrible wig from Sassoon . But she would laugh about H . I do remember visiting her in the hospital and having her whip off her wig with great pride and say , " Look what I look like bald . " ( LAUGHING ) She thought it was quite funny . In such a hard @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ going wrong , um , we had a lot of good times . Amazing ! And I really credit that to something , that I was just doing and she did naturally , was to live in the moment . HESSE " . There certainly is the desire to write and work . I ca n't get started . Days pass . I do so very little . I did have a tape interview with Cindy Nemser . Three different days . ( NEMSERONTAPE ) Oh , /had a good question for you . ( SPEAKING ) ( HESSESPEAKING ) SUSSMAN : Untitled Rope Piece is the next to last major piece of sculpture that Eva Hesse , made in her life . And H 's quite possibly , her masterpiece . She describes making this piece as being a kind of choreography . She was dipping the rope , into buckets of latex , and then working with an assistant and hanging H from the rafters of her studio . So it 's serendipity of taking a found material , processing that , and letting gravity do its thing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ connections , really letting ll go , as ll will , allowing H to determine more of the way H completes itself . Non forms , non planned , non art , non nothing . SEROTA " . She was using her own body , her own experience , dealing with the issues of her own mortality . Coming to terms with that . CHARASH : It was not much longer after that , that she was rushed to New York Hospital , because she was in excruciating pain . HESSE " . H is time again . I have another brain tumor . OHARASH : She was operated , on March 29th . It was that surgery , did have an effect . She did lose it after that surgery . The decision was made by Helen not to tell Eva that she was sick and going to die . TIMPANELLI : I was there when she asked the doctor , was this going to come back again ? We were holding hands . And he said , " Yes , this is the kind of tumor " that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was it . She knew . People said , " Oh , she did n't know . " Of course she knew . HESSE " . I knew . No fear . I did not fear death . I knew it was there , could be . But I did not fear . TIMPANELLI : When she was in the hospital the third time , I went to visit . She was feeling better . She was sitting up . She had a newsprint pad and she was making something . And she said , " Look , what do you think ? " I said , " They look like a bunch of feet . What is that ? " And she laughed . She says , " Oh , I did n't think of ... Oh , they 're feet . Is n't that wonder ... " And we laughed and she made a little model . And then , of course , she made that great sculpture . JOHNS " . She was very sick at that point and she could n't Work . But she had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they made the piece . TIMPANELLI : They put them in too much of an order . She said , " Oh , I do n't want them in that order . " She wanted more absurd . She had a show at the Steuben Glass , on Fifth Avenue and 57th Street . The Seven Poles were in that show , and at the same time , she was the cover of Artforum . Contingent was on the cover of Artforum . And that was at the time when she was really not copasetic . We out H out . We scotch taped it across from her bed . And at one point , she says , " That . That 's me . " HESSE " . lam not unhappy , not at all . I look at the past three-and-a-half years with a kind of amazement . AH that has come to pass . My changes outside and inside . Loan be proud . OHARASH : Eva died on May 29th , 1970 , a Friday . She was 34 years old . LEWITT : Dear Grace @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when I arrived here Saturday . I am so sad . You must be , too . She was a good friend , a best friend for both of us . It still has n't hit home , because I 'm not there to see and talk to her . When I realize that H could never happen again , I 'll be heartbroken . Love , Sol . OHARASH : Despite the fact that Eva Hesse has had exhibitions throughout the world , this is more special , perhaps more emotional , because this is the city where Eva and I were born . PHYLLIDA HARLOW " . I first encountered Eva Hesse 's work , and it was like feeding a starving person . It was exactly what I had been waiting for . She 's telling me yet again , the work can come from you . And it has this deep sense of intimacy and this closeness . You can still feel the presence of the act of making . The artist is there , embedded in what is , what you 're looking at . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , that I 've seen in the last few years . H 's great to see something so material and so bright and captivating . LIPPARD : She 's part of history , now . f mean , she is somebody that young artists will always know about , which is wonderful . SEROTA : I do n't think the Work has yet been fully digested . H 's still full of surprises . There 's plenty to pull out of it . So I think the inference will continue to grow . The ripples will keep coming out of Ringaround Arosie . In 1972 , the Guggenheim mounted a memorial exhibition . And H was incredible . H was the whole Guggenheim . I do n't think all of us realized how good that work was . I mean , you know , H was five years ' work . I had a show at the Guggenheim of approximately five years ' work . And it was one ring around the museum , you know ' ? When you see the volume of what Eva was able to accomplish @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what you 're able to do in five years . GOLDMAN : Everything that happened to her , good or bad , empowered her . That 's the magnificence of art . WAPNER " . I remember there were about three or four of us , sitting around talking . And she was describing her work and how ephemeral it was , and how she was n't concerned with its lasting . And that the materials might degrade was part of the package . And she said , " See this glass ? " And she threw it against the fireplace and it smashed . And she said , " That 's how my work is . " HESSE : Life does n't last . Art does n't last . It does n't matter .

@@5211041 when i first came down into the tunnel , it was looking dangerous man , real dangerous ' cause even in the daytime it was dark and , like , i was scared i 'm saying , somewhere down the line it ca n't be as bad as it is on top because on the streets , you had kids fucking with you you had police fucking with you i mean , anybody can walk by you while you 're sleeping on a bench and bust you in the head at least down in the tunnel , you do n't worry bout that but nobody in their right mind gon na come down here so you do n't have to worry about ... ( ? ) coming down here messing with you but they 're not ( ? ) they got me too scared to come in here ( ? ) but to me , once you get passed your fear , the first or second night ... after that man , you adjust you 'd be surprised what the human mind and the human body can adjust to - tommy ? - what ? damn i 'm tired @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for about ... 2 or 3 hours more i do n't feel like getting up shit it 's fucking late i got ta take a fucking piss good morning people do me a favour man ... - bring you back an empty bottle ? - no , take it out for me ( ? ) yeah , sure it 's fucking cold , man ... ( ? ) feels cold ... ( ? ) like yesterday i 'm getting up i 'm ready ready to hit the street when i first came down ... ( ? ) scared that ... not scared , just looking at this god damn place and shit yeah at that time , i remember i came down here just to get out ... ( ? ) i looked around , i started noticing , started building this shit and that shit just became a little project at first i took it as ... ( ? ) two weeks and then this fucker became , like , home after i started building thought , you know , stuff that i could use clothes , tvs , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ) went right away went right up my god damn mind and shit you know what i 'm sayin and look at me , i been down here for fuckin 5 years , going on 6 who knows it 's been that long ? you do n't , been that fuckin long i just forgot completely about the damn time i can see the place looks a little cleaner yeah , but you know what ? it 's that fucking dog , man ever since i got that dog fucking place been fucked up i was just being sarcastic ... i can see the dog chews everything up and shit yeah man it 's hard to keep a place clean with a dog especially down here , he drags everything in - was it clean before ? - yeah it was always ... - used to be real nice and clean ... - yeah it was ! in fact he used to make us take off our shoes ! almost everytime i came in , he had a different rug on every couple of days , he 'd put down @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ working on the house like what ? fixing the door , always the door if not the inside door , the outside door working on the roof making a trap door to get out and escape , or come in putting a window in , then he 'd take it out you know , all kinds of stuff he even had a ladder in here - the ladder used to be in this corner - yeah i know i took it out it used to go straight up to the roof then he was putting a balcony up there , and then he changed his mind he 's the only one i 'd ever see working on his house everybody else , like , they just ... - they got some nice houses ... - i mean yeah i seen them they did their house , but then they never did anything else to it whenever i used to come down here , i 'd always see him working on his house i thought i had the nicest house down here ... but i do n't well , this do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have the nicest house you know who 's got the nicest house down here ? tommy ... but he 's been here a long time no , tommy has n't been down here ... maybe a year longer than i have you know like a lot of my friends ... ( ? ) fellows come down here ( ? ) in fact my boy came down last night to visit me brought one of his boys from school he 'd never been down here , kid shit on himself when he came in and saw the ... ( ? ) well , hey , that ai n't no help to you ... ( ? ) but you feel good about it i guess ... ( ? ) outside it ai n't outside as he think make you feel a little better you ai n't a tramp as he thought you was when he walking down the track yes , exactly that always makes you feel better i do n't consider myself homeless cause a homeless man ai n't got a home you do n't consider yourself homeless you ai n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't consider you 're homeless i mean i do , it 's like in the back of my mind way back in your mind ( ? ) if you do n't consider you 're homeless you know that ? you got ta look ... ( ? ) in the back of your mind what was the purpose of me building this place right ? it 's not to be helpless , that do n't say you ai n't homeless - it just stopped you being helpless - oh yeah ? if you consider you 're not homeless once you get down here you 'll be ... ( ? ) those bricks all your life shit , i got real comfortable down here in this fucking dump and shit man let 's face it man i mean like , down here i do n't have to pay no bills , no nothing look at me , i 'm shaving with ... i 'm using power red line ( ? ) do n't even have to pay the mother_fucking bills and shit i mean that 's part of comfortability and shit you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , leave the tv on all night do n't have to worrry about paying ... ( ? ) that 's fucked up but that 's one of the reason i got so confortable in winter time i do n't freeze ... summer time i do n't burn up ! only thing we ai n't got down here is running water and we did have that down here , believe it or not , at one time we had running water of course i got fucking comfortable , man i got too god damn comfortable that 's why i 'm really pissed off at myself , man cause i lost 5-6 years of my mother_fucking life being down this motherfucker i 'm gon na go out , make me some money man i got to get paid got ta make that allmighty dollar so what 's happening ? i got to do my normal , man , i got to go out try to find me something to sell first i got to find out what i got here from last night i got these off ... ( ? ) on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? i can sell these to my man on east 2nd street these some good cds plus i got a couple of books hey i 'm gon na get paid brother you know how us homeless guys do it we got to make a dollar this is my mother_fucking van here that 's right , that 's my van that 's right , that 's a bad motherfucker to a whole new ride ! this is my mother_fucking station wagon if you notice , they 're the biggest one's and they ... ( ? ) mother_fucking kids ... ( ? ) fucking wagon you understand what i 'm saying ? and the reason why i 'm saying this because each one of them fucking carts contains something and what 's that something ? money ! that 's why they say more money , mo ' money , mo ' money ... and more mother_fucking money ! you know what i 'm saying ? free enterprises what people throw away other people can use when they can use it , i get paid for it because i found it and half @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ condition it 'd be just like new but down here , man , you 'd be surprised the stuff that i 've been founding and i 've been selling , and getting top dollar for like vcrs , color televisions little portable televisions like this you know what i 'm sayin ... i found that heaters like this , you know what i 'm sayin now i do n't sell everything , stuff that i can use , i keep but stuff that i ca n't use , i sell everything you got , that you paid for , i can ... 9 times out of 10 , i will go out there and find it and it be in perfect working condition and i 'll sell it that 's the name of the game , hustler i 'm a hustler bro i get paid i 'm putting this sign ... no crack cause they 've been knocking on my house , sometimes ... and they wan na borrow a stim ( ? ) and i do n't smoke crack no more so you know ... crack fucked me up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ down here and then , now i stopped and it took me a fucking long time to realise that that shit was n't , you know ... that was n't it , that was n't me so i do n't want them in my house because if i see it around me everytime and i let people smoke in my house then i 'm gon na get the urge it 's bad enough that sometimes ... i stopped crack already for a long time , for more than 3 years now and sometimes i wake up with the urge and i have n't done it for more 3 years and sometimes i still wake up with the urge to smoke it ... but i fight it and then i 'm gon na have these people knocking on my house talking about if i got a stim ( ? ) or if they could go inside and smoke that shit is gon na fuck me all up again so i said , well let me go ahead and put a sign so that way these arseholes can read it and do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up a little bit ... ( ? ) not used to wasting it you know just heat it up a little bit good good this is one of the things i ... keep to keep myself a little safer than what i 'm supposed to be down here but i usually set up this trap with these pans and everything over here simply ... put a pan like that put a little pencil underneath it so that ... it 'll roll if somebody dodgy comes by put it like that , ... ( ? ) come over here , and tie it to the other side underneath so that way you know , even if they got a flash light they ca n't really see in the dark down here , they ca n't really see and you tie it to over here , not very tight , but ... whatever movement you give it from up there so like ... when you walk by it , you know when you trip the wire you can see that at night time , you know but people that do n't really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ around , looking to find something , or steal something or whatever when you walk by it , you trip the trap , make all that noise damn , y'all still here ? y'all must wan na hang out with me or something if y'all think i ca n't keep up , come on because i 'm gon na get paid about right now i 'm ready to go out and make me some money i bet you i come back with 10 dollars i 'm gon na get paid and there 's no doubt about it 80% of the population down here are crackheads and that might be an understatement might be a little more than that it 's really bad you know because they smoke this shit and they get so hooked up on it they just lose sight of reality they do n't take care of themselves half of them do n't wash their arse and they always all so bullshit and they always think that somebody is out to get them and stuff like that it 's really fucked up you know i 've seen guys @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of winter when its 20 degrees outside just to support a drug habit see how people can let something ... something do that to them take control of your life like that myself i ca n't go out like that it was the new year i was sitting in the room with my little step daughter i was sitting in the room and shit and then they called me over to the room and they told me : you wan na get high ? you know , you want some crack ... i said no , you know , i tried that shit that shit does n't do nothing to me so ... they say well try this so what they did was to put rez they cook it up , and they put rez and then they put crack on top of the rez i did n't know anything about that shit and when i smoked that shit that shit fucking rocked my fuckin legs man and my shit is like ... you know ... i like to OD i like to almost OD on drugs i like to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ i loved it and i kept smoking , kept smoking but i never got to get back to that ... that first high , yeah ? that first high , i never got it and i wasted so much money i made a mess of myself you see what mess i 'm into now you know what i 'm sayin ? because i wanted that high you know , my wife kicked me out she had my fuckin clothes packed bro swear to god man she had my fuckin clothes packed when i left man because she told me , it 's either the drugs or me and i kept sayin her but i kept fuckin going back to the drugs one day when i went home my clothes were all packed man today is a fucked up day and shit man but this dumpster is empty there ai n't shit in here this shit used to be stacked up to the top with garbage you 'd be walking around on the edge of this shit no more garbage i 'd spent about 45 minutes trying to go through all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here today nothing nothing but garbage what did you say about this spot ? this spot here , there 's always a lot of plastics nothing ... really good ... cans ( ? ) there 's always been a lot of plastic and stuff i used to get like ... i used to get like 3 or 4 dollars worth of cans out of here but i used to get like two bags , maybe two and a half bags , like this , of plastics what is the best thing you sell ? the best thing i sell ? it 's hard to say ... what sells the best ? nasty movies ! nasty faggot movies them dicks be slanging and shit them faggots be gathering around they 'd be mugging you for that shit man i mean ... basically the whole faggot books and the faggot movies sell quicker than ... girly books and girly movies i know me and my partner had like ... forty-some faggot books up there and shit ... we sold all of them before we sold any other book watch them faggots ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ) backing up man i had a mother_fucking crowd , yeah ! that 's what sells anything in porno , mainly sissy right now see i 'm too early , or too late , ai n't nothing out here , not yet anyway but it 'll get better , it 's definitely gon na pick up by the end of the day , how much do you have ? usually on fridays , if i work all day about 70$ , 60 or 70 bucks i have enough to play around a little bit stinking rich ... i call it being cracking rich for the day because i got enough money to go out there to basically do what i want to do for a day or two it gets me through the week end i take saturdays and sundays off just to chill , you know ... i 've always done that ... i ran away from home when i was 16 got tired of putting up with my parents bullshit so i just said fuck then i left my father was a dope fiend , an alcoholic @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ let my father beat on her , beat on me and my sisters she would n't say anything she would n't do anything i have n't spoken to them in 10 years and i do n't care too could n't give a damn ... ( ? ) now they had 16 years to love me and treat me like a son and much less treat me like a human being and they could n't do it then , and they could n't do it now so i could n't give a damn about them they gave me life , that 's enough that 's all i thank them for alright there goes the egg - what are you making ? - corn bread country corn bread here goes the mayo here goes all the water how did you learn how to make that ? when you 're from the country you learn how raise it , grind it , and cook it ! pull it ... shell it ... let it grind ... if it do n't go right then , then there ai n't no right in it get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fuck ! motherfucker bites man and all he does is go for the fucking hands alright get down stay there that's all he does is go for the hands he do n't bullshit bro kick some ass this butter ... ( ? ) makes it taste better ... make it without it ( ? ) sweet ... ( ? ) makes it more kinda ... crumby butter ... ( ? ) makes it go together better and ... ( ? ) sauce better taste too being homeless you can like ... consider grow down here because if you 're homeless on the street some have just what they got in their arms their little pack on their back if they get caught in the rain they ai n't got shit just as simple as that so if you 're homeless , this is the best spot you got a door with a lock on it you got a frigidaire or you can come in , suggest what you want to eat you 've got somewhere to cook it you can go by ( ? ) ( buy ? ) damn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a little brown ( ? ) ... ( ? ) too much brown ... ( ? ) with their top on you got a TV on top if you see a TV , you peep in the store and wonder ( ? ) that 's like ... you like growing down here compared to being homeless anyway these are my doggies this is ladybug , the mummy i 've had her for about 4 years and these are her little kids this is her little boy this is junior the other two are little girls , this is princess she has a bad leg , she once fell off the roof which is the reason why i built the pen to keep them up here so they are safer plus so that they do n't wander all over the place this is the other little girl this is fanny , she looks just like her mum they 're about ... puppies are about a year and ... about 14 months older this is my pet , my first one yeah ... roger tammy brought this one to me you know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cat but a pretty one he eats rats yeah , no ... he does ... but he really does n't ... but rusty does ! mr rusty over here eats martians ! oh my god ( ? ) , it 's a mouse ... rusty does eat rats he does n't eat them , he just plays with them and does a little damage so they do n't come into my territory he 's kinda like a trooper ... a little protector ... true protector ! that 's my little rusty go outside fucking dog , man he plays ... he plays too fucking rough look at that now we can play some darts he bit me man ... ( ? ) yeah , on the r .. ( ? ) , i know ... but who told me to get a dog you know ? who did tell you to get a dog ? who told me to get a dog ? the mother fucker who stole my tv and shit that 's the motherfucker that made me get a dog ... then we got the most famous gerbil @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 12 kids she was alright man mrs peaches was alright what did you do with the kids ? four of them died and ... she ate the rest of them man i could n't believe it man then we came to found out that they do eat their young how the fuck are they so many of them then ? they all fuck ! this is my precious flying babes man wan na talk about an airplane ? this is mrs bleecks man when she flew around she used to fucking ... the papers , and the clothes , and everything went flying the rats , every ... everybody went flying when mrs bleachs got out of her cage i should 've never kept her in a cage and for me keeping her in a cage , she got killed but mrs bleecks was the best man not the best , but close to it as roger was ... do n't start your shit hey , come here . what did i tell you about that ? did n't i tell you about your bullshit ? get the fuck over @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can wait till they eat arsehole ... come here bugs ! go eat come here fanny ... i had some problems with a fellow and he threatened to burn my house down and i did n't believe it but to think that somebody would actually burn down my hut ... and hoping that i was in it she got burnt out man what the fuck can i say ? she got burn out she did somebody wrong and they set her arse on fire which i do feel bad , and its not funny , because that can happen to anybody that can happen to anybody but that 's one of the things you have to go through living in the street you 're on your own down here , man you 're on your own you ca n't go round ( ? ) to the police the police are going to tell you to get the fuck out of here they 'll listen but do n't listen ( ? ) what party is gon na come all the way down here in this mother_fucking tumble ( ? ) just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ more a fucking taxpayer i feel sorry for dee though man because like , she had a little building down there but she 'll get it again , just like she got ... i do n't think she paid for no boards and whatever she lost , she 'll find it she 'll get something up i walked around for a little while after crying and hurt i went to ralphie and i asked ralphie if i could stay in his house for a few days until i could find some more wood and stuff to build another hut for myself you 're going to put eggs in there too ? sure ... eggs , mustard ... that 's what make it taste so good ! do n't stretch your luck now , you 've been ok today i have n't bust your ass today get over here stretch it here , get here that 's cool i got to feed the dog the dog was already fed , his food is prepared all you got to do is put in in the bowl we got to make some collie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ) but just roll them up , cut em that ai n't all to it , you got to clean them suckers yeah , i know you got to clean them clean them from the bugs that they collect yeah , i know how to do that i clean them , and then i roll them up and i cut them in little slices cold water ... i know , cold water is no good to wash that well , thanks a lot ! i told you , i just take the spaghetti and put the top on and just go like that ... it 's simple , man instead of going through all that well you cook different from i do i mean we 're homeless people ... yeah we 're homeless people , but if you know how to cook , cook right ! olive oil ... it 's not that , dee - dee , it 's not that - then what is it ? if you 're going to come and drink out of the fucking cup and then you 're going to lay the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and then the cup is going to be there , dirty all goddamn ... for two days then i 'm going to throw it out i bet you did n't do that to your wife , did you ? no i did't do that to her , because she would 've kicked my ass yeah she would 've kicked that ass boy ! but i have to do it now , because of the situation that we live in if you leave shit on the floor , what happens ? what will happen ? i bet you did n't do that shit to your wife ... well when you have rats like we have here ? still , i bet you did n't do that shit to your wife ... we did n't have rats like we have ... she would 've kick your ass all over that damn place - funny girl ... - what cup was it ? it was a cup it was a large cup , one of them large cups that my friend brought back from a country where he went to on his vacation @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just a top like this ... - that shit was from macdonalds man ... - it was no damn macdonalds ! - that shit was from macdonalds ... - it was not from macdonalds ! mcdonalds do n't even have cups like that ! - i know , you got the last one ! - yeah , right ... i did n't get the last one they do n't even have cups like that ! and it had pepsi on the side because i got the top to it it got the straw to it and it got the cap to the straw - now mcdonalds do n't even ... - whoever gave her the cup , went to mcdonalds , got the cup , wrapped it up - and said hey baby here - yeah right ... i got this from spain or some shit my friend do n't do no shit like that yeah i do n't know all i know is that ... leave that dirty stuff here , and it 's not clean ... so where do you hide all that shit at ? i keep @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ food buckets ... ( ? ) keeping it in you 're food bucket ? so where you put your pots and shit at ? where you see i 'm at ! my man .. i mean i understand the situation but check it out my brother shit ai n't that mother_fucking rough now it can get better i know you survived and i respect that to the fullest with all these big mother_fucking horses you got running around here you leave your shit right there ? yeah , i wash my shit , what 's wrong with that ? you mean you got room in this motherfucker for a sink ? ... ( ? ) the rats do n't come when the dog is here they were coming through that hole - did they come in ? - fuckin yeah they came in but where was the dog ? the dog was outside ! if the dog was outside , he would n't let the rats come in hey listen , if the dog is outside , the rats are in here how the hell is the dog going to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there like that ? it keeps them from coming in here he 'll be woofing that way and they 're coming in through this way so the dog can be woofing over there ... i ai n't seen no rat up in here hey put it this way ... you lost the cup see , to me , i 'm a damn fool i sit here and battle with the motherfucker like i was ... ( ? ) from last night that motherfucker woke me up last night ... ( ? ) another one zooming by they 're all trying to get inside here i mean , they 're looking right at me and jumping and shit but i almost caught one of those motherfuckers last night suzie ( ? ) jump , bam ! i did n't hit him directly on his mother_fucking head but that motherfucker went away i know he did n't come back last night for no more he said fuck that , he had enough but he went and told his relatives i tell you man , i could n't sleep at all last night @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! it might be like that tonight but i know they are n't going to be full tonight like i ca n't get rid of this motherfucker ... ( ? ) clean up behind him ... ( ? ) he does n't bring any company with him either , he 's by himself motherfucker ! everytime i see this motherfucker that make me have a ... ( ? ) nice sleep ... ( ? ) i know he walks at night he walks at night , not trying to sleep so me and him are n't going to make it with that kind of shit i hope ( ? ) this may make him go under my bed but i ... ( ? ) put that light out i hope he comes back to check his house out ... ( ? ) and the food i have for him and then i 've got some ... ( ? ) right now i 'm cooking something to eat because i 'm tired of taking my shit i keep telling them , they do n't have to take it just ask me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ definitely going to fix them something to eat i 'm going to fix them a good meal after this they wo n't want no more they wo n't want anything else to eat after this because i 'm going to put sausages , oatmeal i 'm going to put the topping on top of it once i put that on top , all they 'll want is water what is that ? poison ! they got some wise ass ... ( ? ) out there get my pack of this a pack of this will keep them awake whilst i mix this all up they wo n't want anything else to eat because they 'll be too full after they get their water , all they 'll want to do is just lay down that 's all and they wo n't want to get back up anymore it looks good , my friend i ai n't gon na stand here and lie it look good - you want some do n't you ? - no sir there are some things you do and some things you do n't what 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm doing now , i am eating i understand that ... this tastes good this is rice this is ham , fried seasoning real good and it tastes very good and its clean cleaner than the stuff that comes out of the kitchens of restaurants this is clean food and it tastes very good lot of flavour the food mike , it was clean food you can not dump on this all you can do is just eat this and keep on eatin .. ( ? ) want more hey yo tommy ! - what 's up tommy ? - oh shit oh shit what 's up man ? - when did they let you out ? - what 's going on over here ? oh damn , yo , this is mark - this is my friend mark - what 's up mark , how you doing ? this is my friend brian ( ? ) i 've been talking to you about - you lost a lot of weight ... - no doubt , and yourself man - seriously , when did they let you out ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ proper ... - what 's up man ? - nothing man ... i ca n't believe this shit holy shit ... - no doubt ! - no doubt ... 8 and a half months kid ... no doubt cous ' ! too long ... - ... ( ? ) - oh shit looks nice on the back turn around what 's so funny ? what the hell ... do n't be fucking around , dee holy shit ! fucking cold ! oh fuck holy shit ! fucking cold ! oh my goodness what do you expect with four dogs ? especially growing small puppies shitting a lot when i just had ladybugs , it never got like this , never feels good does it ? it feels good but it 's fucking cold ! alright , just speed it up then holy shit ! welcome back to the shit , right ? you 're not going to start doing anything until you 're ready to stop so do n't you think its about time for you to stop ? no , when i get good and ready i 'm gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ i do n't know ... it could stop me ! so that 's the problem , it could stop you instead of you stopping it yeah , but still , i do n't like to be pushed i was smoking crack and i stopped yeah but you 're smoking reefer i smoke reefer but i do n't smoke crack read down this , it 's still a narcotic there 's a difference to it you 're going to stop doing anything ... there 's a difference it you can smoke a fuckin bag of reefer and chill out in the morning ... - i understand all that ... - the only thing ... - no , but check this out - it 's still a drug - its still a drug , i do n't care - dee , check this ... anything you wa n't , it 's when you get ready to stop something you 're going to stop it on your own - you do n't have to ... - i 'm not saying that ... - i 'm not saying that - okay , but ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " , it only makes me want to go out there and smoke more ! why ? are you a baby ? - you ai n't no baby ... - do n't pressure me ... that 's pressure - that 's putting pressure on me - so when are you going to stop ? when you stop putting pressure on me when you and other people - stop putting pressure on me - but you put it like i smoke reefer well i smoke reefer ... i do n't put pressure on you ! but what happens when i smoke reefer ? i sit down , i chill out ... - i understand all that ! - and the only thing i do is eat but regardless ... still the factor remains alright i 'm not going to put any pressure on you you want to ( ? ) that do n't come back and say that you did n't do it when you did it do n't come back over here - talking like you did n't do it - well do n't even bother to ask me well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm being punished for every god damn thing i did wrong and still got more punishement to come cause i 've done so much shit wrong i mean i 've done a lot of things wrong a lot i get to the point where sometimes i feel like crying sometimes i feel like crying ... because i ... ( ? ) i was so damn selfish with myself with everybody around me , it was all about me i did n't care about what anybody thought i was fucked up i would n't listen i went to jail , i got caught robbing i went to jail , let 's say today ( ? ) yesterday my daughter was born i came out before my daughter was out of the hospital , i was back in jail then i came out 5 years later and stood out , like 2 months out of 10 years that i did in jail , i stood out 2 months and 2 weeks what happened when you were inside , to your daughter ? my daughter ? in 1976 , 76 ? yeah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ raped she was 5 years old , she was raped , her leg was cut off , her arm was cut off , and she was burnt that made me feel fucked up because part of it , i think , is my fault because i should have been there instead of being in jail and doing what i was doing robbing ... and doing all the things i was doing i was n't taking care of her i went to detox i needed a break so that 's where you were then detox we were fucking looking for you all over the fucking place hope you did n't go to jail but we had a nice ... ... ( ? ) a menu a little bit yeah my friend used to eat eggplant for lunch now they do n't have it regularly for lunch now they have that as the chef special so you only get that once a week that eggplant you mean ? that shit was great first time i was there that 's the first thing i had i did n't even know what it was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that all fuckin day ! the first time i was there u do n't get a chance to choose ur stuff they just give you whatever is laying around until later on but when i got there the first time that's the first thing they gave me *it 's my favourite man* i said this dinner is great i did n't know what it was i never ate egglpant in my life i thought it was some weird shit eggplant ? who the hell eats that shit and it was good i always order that , every chance i get du n no what that is , i do n't like it i only eat what i 'm familiar with stuff i ai n't never seen before yeah that 's beef good stuff very very eadable very tasty too this one is the safest pile you could eat from cause the food is clean , plus its kocher once they throw the food they put it all in one bag they do n't mix it up with garbage , coffee browns , trash and nothing like that it all be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bag back up put in in the back ( ? ) ... ( ? ) where ? i got a whole fucking bag of donuts man ! look at that shit and these are today 's donuts u want one ? these are good they 're fucking good they 're my favourite they *are* good yeah fuckin hell i could eat these motherfuckers ... ( ? ) container of milk maybe two containers of milk yo brian that motherfucker stinks man ! wash ur fucking ass no you wash ur fucking ass man dump it man dump it i was in jail and i had came on the news that two kids got burnt in a fire my two sons i regret so many things i may have done ... ( ? ) my children sometimes i ask why could n't it of been me ? why could n't it of been me ? i liked that responsability of being a mother somebody a little one can hook up to sending them off to school they get the education they need i miss some of those things ... i do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ordered into the tunnel to tell the residents that they have 30 days to pack up and evacuate or face a forcable eviction Filming was prohibited DROP THE GUN MOLE ! when they woke me up man they had their guns and everything its like what the fuck ? it took me time to get ready put my shoes on cause i sleep comfortable in there take my socks offm , my jacket i was n't gon na come out in my underwear with my shit hanging out u gon na come out or what ? banging on the door i said take it easy ok when that happened they saw that i had took my time and then i came out fully dressed they had the guns i went over there to take a piss hey where you going ? hey relax man what the fuck is wrong with you ? i 'm not against u u guys are coming down here to fuck me up alright ? i ca n't do nothing to you guys cause there 's too many of u i 'll take you on one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ guns , bats or nothing like that i 'll talk to you on one on one they said they wanted me to clean that shit up i said i ai n't cleaning shit up i got to move ... ( ? ) i ai n't cleaning that shit up they must be mad , take me to jail i need a little rest anyway i 'm not cleaning up their garbage if i got to move shit that 's making their job much easier cause last time they said we had to leave they said they were gon na do it in a humane way they were gon na sit down at a table and have some big words ( ? ) from Amtrack to discuss where we gon na go at last time they was here they tell me they do n't give a fuck where we go we just got ta go and shit they said they were gon na try to get us housing or shelter or something else i du n no what that something else is i do n't wan na to go to a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ stealing my shit they 're gon na steal all my clothes they 're gon na steal everything i got drugs , it 's infected with drugs what they should do is leave us down here that 's what they should do leave us down here until they get housing and when they get housing they ship us out but not just take us out of here i mean we 're all down here by oursleves my friend like a family alright ... you gon na break up the whole family it 's not worth it it 's not fair to us they gon na jave something ... at least if you gon na construct down here okay put some of us to work for us to get something out of it because this has been our home for three years for me imagine all the people that been down here for 20 years i got three words i got three words for whoever 's fuckin idea this was okay ? and it 's not i love u it 's leave us alone ! people residing in the tunnel are experiencing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are respiratory conditions from living in cool dank conditions asthma i know is prevelant amongst a few indivuduals it 's just there 's a lot of vermine and disease that 's spreaded from rodents and vermine in the tunnel and of course the danger of living close to high speed trains individuals run the risk of being struck by trains we 've had two fatalities there in the course of the year one woman froze to death from exposure and another individual was struck by a train it is absolutely a dangerous horrendous living situation ... ( ? ) okay ... why you smiling though ? u got ta be thinking of one way to get outta here ... ( ? ) i 'm planning go back on the east side u already been @over_there uhh ? u already been @over_there we 'll find somewhere sounds shitty ( ? ) ca n't go in the park whatcha gon na do ? i got ta move on u got ta learn how to go with the flow yeah i know i been going with the flow since i came home that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ flow everytime i stay with the flow .. when i was gon na get out the fuck of the flow being a homeless its all types of problems u never know what lies ahead so until it comes , deal with it ca n't plan shit being really ... ( ? ) home u ca n't plan shit u say yeah well i 'm going home to go sleep u get there that motherfucker 's gone your home is gone it 's really hard to plan what you gon na do it 's deal with it day by day or needs to sleep upstairs ( ? ) and they were going home to go to sleep her home was gone going to 28th street with the children ( ? ) i ai n't going in no shelter ... ( ? ) shelter is out i ai n't going in no shelter i 'll ride the train i ride the mother_fucking train i tried but lasted two nights that ai n't nothing COALITION FOR THE HOMELESS our first response because of the long relationship that we 've had with our clients @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ decision to evict people out of the tunnel we had just sued amtrack on the grounds they can not through people out of pen station they travel here in ny city ( ? ) so when we found out that amtrack was gon na come in ... ( ? ) we knew we had to stop them throwing people out of the tunnel who had called it their home for 10 , 15,25 years we met with amtrack officials at first they were very abrupt they wanted everybody out had it been a few days they were gon na fence it off , put in security guards we worked at a plan that we would assist people in moving into temporary shelter with amtrack ... ( ? ) people but soon thereafter we learned of a program run by the fellow government who had set up an aid program and we garanteed amtrack that nobody would be left inside of the tunnels the section a program , the housing program here in ny city is a great ticket into housing it garantees someone an apartment health paid ... ( ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and i think amtrack knew that it 's a good opportunity to work with advocates rather than have a legal challenge and ... ( ? ) we were pretty confident had we gone to court , we would have won it was crystal clear , a violation of people 's rights we did n't want to defend people to live on the street we wanted to get them into housing that was the ultimate goal and we 're glad it never went to court right you ready ? go ! we 're outta here ! hard to believe its our last day in this place i thought this day would never come right ? i thought this day would never come no doubt are you exited ? exited ? very exited like a crackhead that just found a thousand bubbles on the tracks ( ? ) yo that 's all dirty laundry yeah ? so we put all dirty shit in here ? do n't mix dirty clothes in with the clean one's here it comes ... ( ? ) got a job ? got a job coming up , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's right cousin .. ( ? ) once i get this moutain bike cook ! start making 7 or 8 meals a week whatcha gon na do then uh ? enough to pay the rent , enough to help out with food no doubt oh man once we start these jobs there wo n't be none of that fried chicken and shit like that straight up steaks , flaming ... ( ? ) , all kinds of good shit it 'll be nice no doubt we gon na gain about 400 pounds a piece eh ? got some good memories here too , in ny u gon na miss it ? sometimes how much you gon na miss it ? not bad enough to come back it 's almost a freedom now this is ... ( ? ) do whatever i want with it cause in an apartement you ca n't do that that 's ... ( ? ) what 's next ? ... ( ? ) sign these this white piece of paper is proof that you are actually homeless here you go ! i love my apartment man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( ? ) hustling ... ( ? ) that i made when i was out there i 'll put it all back in here in this apartement and make it look decent i definetly love my apartment as far as the living room is concerned once i get it together the way i want it eventually there 'll be a nice new set of furniture going around these cornered counches ? you know what i 'm talkin about right ? this is one section here as you can see what i wan na do is get a matching section that goes all the way round like this and eventually i 'm gon na get a new entertainment center as you can see right now i 'm just making a new bookshelf i 'm hoping that eventually i 'm gon na get a new entertainment center to put this wall eventually there will be a nice 25 inch color tv with cable hookup , and a vcr , a nice stereo system i 'm planning on getting a nice rug to sit out here yeah i feel good i 'm getting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ feel good i ca n't wait to me it 's like giving a baby a new toy , play with it all day that 's the way i am everyday is something new , and it 's something good now i feel like i never was in there that was the sadest part of my journey through life then were dark days , dark , real dark at the time it did n't bother me at all once i sit back and think about it i ask myself how could i have done that ? let myself go like that and be that way ? u do n't realise until you get out of it u drift back every now and then ... ( ? ) damn i used to do that that used to be me ? u say no way ... yeah it used to be me it definitely used to be me i tell u , to me its like it never happened , at all and it will never happen again , ever ever i will never go homeless again that was like a nightmare and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ awake i 'm serious , i do n't want that shit , i do n't need it i 'm gon na stay working , and doing good i do n't want to be homeless no more terrific !

@@5211241 VAMPIRES : THE TURNING up by SpringBay , thanks to friends . For centuries , Phii Song Neng have lived among the villages of the Far East . Blessed with eternal youth ... we vow not to take human life . But long ago , I broke the vow and new vampires emerged . Jai tham : black hearts who feed on humans and kill for pleasure . Only I can end the curse ... and the jai tham 's nightly attacks on the innocent . In doing so , I would end the entire bloodline ... turning every vampire of Siam mortal . The only way my spirit can be free . Songkran , our New Year , approaches . The beginning and the end . Look at that ! Did you see that ? I ca n't take this anymore . Can we go , please ? It 's almost over . Amanda . - What are we doing here ? - I just wanted to see this . See what ? Some guy get his ass kicked ... for a case of beer and a carton of cigarettes ? I 've studied and trained Muay Thai @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ see the real thing while I was here . How can this appeal to you ? All it is , is brutal fighting . There 's more to it than that . There 's a philosophy . I love you , Connor . I always will . But this is n't working , and it has n't for a long time . Let 's just finish the trip , all right ? We 'll go see some temple ruins , ride the elephants . Whatever you want to do , okay ? No , it 's not okay . You 've got plans , and I 've got plans . They 're just not the same . - Where are you going ? - Home . Amanda . No , thank you . You look lost . I 'm looking for the Crown Topper Hotel . Crown Topper ? Chiang Klan Road . It 's not far from here . I 'm heading in that direction . Can I show you the way ? If you do n't mind . Bad choice . - Down here ? - Yes . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fastest way to your hotel . And it is very safe . You look sad . Someone as beautiful as you should never look sad . - My boyfriend ... - Left you alone . And someone as beautiful as you should never be left alone . You should be with someone who can give you everything you desire . Please do n't hurt me . Never . Connor . Amanda ! Amanda ! What did you do to her ? Where is she ? What the ... What the hell ? Get out of here . - Who the hell are you ? - I said get out of here . That just ca n't be happening . You 're in the wrong place at the wrong time . Take whatever luck you have left and go . - Leave ! - Listen , please . - They took my girlfriend . - Do n't go after her . You 'll just get yourself killed . And do n't go to the police . - It 'll do no good . - What am I supposed to do ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just leave her here . You got ta help me . You follow me and I 'll kill you . Sorry for delay . Everybody here to celebrate Songkran . Biggest festival of the year . Very busy . What can I do for you , sir ? My girlfriend was kidnapped by these bikers . - You saw this happen ? - Yeah . - Where ? - The Phang Nga Market . I was looking for her , she came out of this alley ... and she was on the back of one of these bikes . And it looked like she was unconscious . And I ended up getting into a fight with one of these guys . Then this other guy came and he helped me out . I think he knows something but he would n't tell me anything . So I followed him to this house down in the Kong Sai District . Did you go in this place ? No , I did n't go inside . I thought I should come here first . - So you and the girl were not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We got into a fight . So she angry after fight . - She leave to make jealous , yes ? - No . She did n't leave to make jealous . She was kidnapped . Look , I can show you where it happened ! No kidnap until missing 48 hours . Just like in USA . Go back to the hotel , see if she 's there . Buy her some silk , go home together , and everybody happy . Look , I called the hotel . She 's not there . I 'm telling you , she 's kidnapped ! No , your girlfriend fine , okay ? No problem . Everybody fine . Hello ? Damn . Anyone there ? Hello . Hello ? Settle down , Sparky . Any move will be your last . - Is he a bleeder ? - Do n't know . Go inside , wake up Kiko and find out what the hell 's going on . And get me a blood panel on this lad . ASAP . Who the fuck are you ? Why the hell am @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's no sign of infection . - You hear me ? - And you say he 's just an outsider ? That 's what Kiko said . He must have followed them to the Kong Sai House . He 's looking for a girl that Niran fed on last night . - He 's a liability . - He 's a tourist . He does n't know anything . Smart enough to find Sang 's nest and dumb enough to go there ? - Now , that 's a liability . - You hear me ? I 'm looking for someone who was kidnapped by them . Why the hell am I in here ? The name 's Raines , and I want you to shut up and listen to me . You 're way out of your league here , my friend . And this search of yours will only get you killed . Now , we 're prepared to take you wherever it is you 're staying ... help you pack up , and get the hell out of Thailand . Wait , please . They took my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they have n't killed her , they 'll turn her . Then she 's fair game . Fair game ? We 're Slayers . Pro Slayers . $10,000 a head . Every head . Girlfriend or not . Wait a second , you ca n't kill her ! Can and will , if she turns . When will that happen ? Depends on her . It 's her choice . If she fights it , they 'll bleed her dry . Either way , she 's dead . But you 're alive . Wait a second . Let me come with you . - There still may be time . - Out of the question , me lad . Look , I can hold my own . I can help you . If the Song Neng had n't saved you in the nick of time ... you 'd be a dead man . Who are the Song Neng ? Long story . One you do n't need to hear . Just take my advice . Go to the police and file a missing persons report . Look , I already @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all about us . One last thing . Never mention the word " vampire . " You do that and they 'll think you 're crazy . And crazy people kill their girlfriends , if you catch my drift . If they have n't killed her , they 'll turn her . You 're in the wrong place at the wrong time . Do n't go after her . You 'll just get yourself killed . Either way , she 's dead . This is n't it . It 's down a little further . - Far as I take you . - Well , it 's just down the road a little . No go there . This is good . Get away ! These are for Song Neng ! You make big mistake , farang . You should do like they say and go home . Are you one ? What you think ? You lucky . They are feeding . They pretty mad about you hurt Sang . You mean the girl ? You get out while you can . You crazy for sure , farang . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Then maybe you leave and save your soul . Who is that ? Niran . Master of the Dead one's . Many years ago , Niran was a young warlord . One day he saw the beautiful Sang ... and wanted her for his own . So he killed her husband and son . What he did not know was Sang was Song Neng ... a vampire who lives on animal blood and vow not to take human life . But in her pain and rage she attacked Niran . That night , during a Songkran eclipse ... Niran became the first vampire of Siam ... who feeds on humans . And from Niran came the many who kill for pleasure . How long ago did all this happen ? Over 800 years ago . Jesus . Wait , I 've seen this place . It 's near the Phang Nga Market . Maybe this is where he took her . Hello ? He 's going after her . That could cause us problems . He loves her . Amanda ? Oh , Connor . Help me . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Baby , you all right ? Come on , we got ta get out of here . Come on , baby . - It hurts so bad ! - You got ta be quiet . Connor . - Where is she ? - She 's mine now . You take a very big chance coming here ! I kill you now and it 's all over . Time to go . Kill them ! Hang on ! We have to get out of the light ! Make a left . Hang on ! - Now where ? - Straight ahead , into the building . - Are you sure ? - Please , just do it ! - Now what ? - Turn here . - Through there . - You 've got ta be kidding . Follow me . Hurry . I told her not to go . We could n't take the risk . Now the sun 's up . She 's okay . Why did you come after me ? You 're strong , determined , but you 're not one of us . That does @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ new enemy he must contend with . It may distract him . From what ? What is going on here ? How far would you go to get your woman back ? I just walked into a nest of vampires . What do you think ? - Would you die for her ? - I almost did . But , given a choice , would you ? Please , no more . Stop fighting it and the pain will go away forever . I can see it in your eyes . You 're thinking about it , are n't you ? How easy it would be . How painless . The power , the endless pleasure . Decision . - Just end it , please . - End it ? We 're just getting started . Leave us ! Rest and get ready for what is ahead . I told you not to get involved . - I do n't have a choice . - We always have a choice . Our choices define us . Like your woman . It appears that she 's chosen not to turn , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ very persuasive . And the pain she 's experiencing is great . It 's just a matter of time before she weakens and turns into one of them . Then help me . We have more important things to do . Give up this death wish . Look , whatever it is you 're gon na do has to do with Niran . Let me help you . And in return , you help me . I wish you could help us ... but you 're no match for a vampire 's strength . Save yourself . Are you sure we can trust him ? Kiko will keep his word . He knows he ca n't do it without us . By the way , how many Slayers did you round up ? Four more . Two more just arrived from Hong Kong . Well done . So to speak . I was once a Slayer like Raines . Nine years ago , I was bitten in Lampang . We were taking out one of Niran 's nests , and I got careless . On that day , I was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I embraced it . But unlike Niran ... I had no desire to spread this disease . So I became Song Neng . And you never satisfy your hunger by taking human life ? No . That 's not to say that we do n't have cravings for human blood . But we 've all sworn never to taste it ... unless a human desires it . Some do , you know , crave immortality . Eternal youth . Yes . It 's quite seductive , believe me . So what is this all about , this thing between Song Neng and Niran ? The Song Neng and Niran have been at war for centuries . But we 're about to end all that . How ? Sang 's spirit was born in the darkness of an eclipse . She can end the curse by embracing the light of the sun ... as it moves out of another eclipse . But only if this happens in the exact place where the curse began . It 's been 800 years since the last Songkran eclipse . She 's waited that long @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ die . Her spirit will be reborn in sunlight . Then all the vampires that were created from her first bite will become mortal . Yes . Alive . And all the killing will end . Niran will try to stop her . He has no desire for mortality . He lusts after human blood . That 's what makes him stronger than us . - So what are you going to do ? - We 've made a deal with Raines . - Together I believe we can defeat Niran . - And if not ? Then we wait another 800 years . I tell you all of this because I know what you 're thinking . I would think the same thing . I see the way you look at Sang . She 's very powerful , among other things . But do not mistake desire for courage . If I was to become one of you ... I would have the strength . If you were to become one of us , you 'd be condemning your soul for eternity . Not if we win . Sorry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gown . It was so long ago I hardly remember . But I loved him , I remember that . I 've waited 800 years , cursed to live like this . 800 years is a very long time . A very long time to wait for death ... and peace . What you are considering is very dangerous . And the more you 're around us , the more it will seduce you . But it is not life . It 's death . But if what Kiko said is true ... I 'd get my mortality back if we were successful . And your woman . Choices . Would you die for her ? Would you die for me ? - What would it be like ? - Everybody 's different . But to turn , you must embrace it without hesitation . Without doubt . - I do n't know if I can do that . - Think of her . And you ? You and I are just a moment in time . A very special moment . Do it . Are you sure ? Do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? She 's mine now . We always have a choice . Either way , she 's dead . What you are considering is very dangerous . - Come on , Connor . - What ? If you really want to know , just ask me . Did you ? Amanda ! Would you die for her ? It 's just a matter of time before she weakens and turns into one of them . It 's quite seductive , believe me . You 'd be condemning your soul for eternity . Amanda ! Sang must die . Would you die for me ? Amanda ! Did you ? It 's not life . It 's death . Did you ? Think of her . The eclipse begins one minute after 3:00 . Totality lasts 17 minutes , 28 seconds . - No more , no less . - That 's not much time . That 's what Niran 's counting on . So what 's your plan ? This is the area where the curse began . We must get Sang in there . Niran has been checking the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know what Sang 's gon na do ? - He 's always known , from the beginning . The Slayers will position themselves before the sun 's eclipse ... all around the rooftops surrounding the ruins . The unnatural night will draw Niran out into the open . The Slayers will be waiting , as shall we . Are you sure you can trust the Slayers ? Raines is a Slayer . No more , no less . We 're handing him an entire nest of vampires . Oh , yes . He 'll be there . Does n't seem right that you should have to pay for what Niran did . You 're a young soul , Connor . I 've lived many lifetimes , seen way too much pain . Value the gift that you wager . To live out life ... to feel the sun on your face , to grow old with someone ... and pray that you get it back . Tomorrow is our day , gentlemen . No mistakes ! Heads on a silver platter ! It 's time to do some killing . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ light of day ! If she succeeds , you will know death ! Maybe not tomorrow , or the next day , or for years ! But it will come ! Blood ! - We 're upstairs , sir . - Perfect . - It 's already started . - How long do we have ? About nine minutes . This is Raines . Do you copy ? Position number one . Roger that . Position number two in place . Over . Number three set . Now we wait . Where are they ? Moments away . Here we go , mates . - This is it . - You see anything ? - Not a living soul . - How about a vampire ? Song Neng have the farang with them . I can see that . If he gets in the way , take him out . - That 's the place over there . - How can you be sure ? This is it . Time to play . By my count , I 've got about 20 . That 's about right for this nest @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I hope so . You know I ca n't let you do this , Sang . It 's over , Niran . I do n't think so . All you 've done is spread evil . But I like spreading evil . You 've got a farang with you . Hey , farang , you cause me more trouble than I like , guy . So you gon na be the first to die . Whatever you 've got , let 's see it . Your woman is what I got in mind . Now ! - How about now ? - Not now . Soon . Let the suckers tire out a bit . So Sang has tasted the real thing , has she ? Where the hell are your Slayers ? I do n't know . Made a pact with the devil , did you ? Time is running out ! Raines ! Ready , lads . Now ! Good . Sang . That pretty little head should fetch a pretty penny . What have you done ? Killed a bunch of vampires . That 's what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You did n't think I 'd keep it , did you ? - He did . - Kiko was a fool . If Sang ends the curse , there 's no more vampires . Every head we bring in is worth lots of money . We 're in the vampire killing business , lad . And business is good . Less than two minutes of totality left . Gather the heads together before they fry . Do n't waste any sympathy , kid . She 's a bloodsucker . Do n't you know ? They killed your girlfriend . Niran did . - She had nothing to do with it . - Whatever . Let me put her out of her misery . I do n't want to see her suffer . Straight through the heart . And do n't flinch . Put them down ! Put them down , do what the man says . He 's turned . - What do you want ? - Pick her up . What for ? Pick her up ! Move . This way . This way ! Hurry ! There @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll give you the whole take from this kill . Niran 's bloodline is spread all over Asia . - But we got ta hurry . - Put her down . Gently . Now back away . Back away ! Thank you . We 're out of time . - You 're not going anywhere . - What ? This is for Kiko . No ! Amanda .

@@5211441 What I hate most it 's the guys sticky . Those who cling and know that means " no " . Normally , if the other not remember is dropped . Finally , I give up . Good night . Go away . Leave me alone . Go ! Go , get out Get out . Go home . Christopher it 's Michael , on Friday night . If you want us to review , my number is 555 3745 . Call me . I wanted to see the path of work ... I think you forgot your watch at home . And your underpants . It was great Saturday night . As I have no news I call you . Hello , it 's me . Why you not remember ? Where have you got that ? Chuck sent them . The guy with the golden retriever . The bodybuilder . You have not met 2 days ago ? Si It makes me uncomfortable , Secretaries talk . Provided he has not signed the card . They read everything , especially Lori . " To Larry . Provided that night be the first a long series . " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dealing with a madman . Someone who sends 12 roses too fast is not stable . What should I respond ? Do not answer . Surely this is insane . Let him know that I 've had . Surely not ! Above all , do not remember . I do not know I am not the cause . Our company has 60 people . You think he will land in your office with a gun ? Stop raving ! Is a loser . While it is fairly weak to send flowers is that it will not premeditate your death . A normal guy would not send me roses ? I forgot to tell you about the guy I met last night . What 's his name ? I know him ? His name is Clark . As Kent . 95 kg , fed U.S . beef to 100% . You can tell he grew wearing heavy stuff . What do you do ? Is what I 'm gay ? In your opinion , you did what ? Bedford ? Mr . Lake has arrived . Tell him I 'm coming @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ta go . See you at the muscle . It works . Hello . Larry ! Your roses . I know what you think . " What a jerk ! " Right ? But it 's not true . I am honest , that 's all . Sorry for the delay . My boss is a neurotic . Do not worry , we had a quarrel . You always do this ! What , again ? We can not have a discussion that remains between us ? Stewart does not care . Not true , Stewart ? I think it 's cute , actually . Me , I 'm not crazy . OK ? Sorry . In short , we argue not . I leave you . No . You 've been invited to dinner then you stay . The grumpy will calm down . Moreover , why you are disputing ? Give your version first . I want to influence Stewart . - Tom wants to go elsewhere . - It is necessary ? - What ? - Wrong . You want an open relationship . - I never @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ more free . And what does that mean ? Yes , what does that mean ? I do not know . Change the subject . - Christopher ! - Susan ! - Lunch . - You forgot . I 'm sorry . I have not for long . Leave me a minute . It 's a mess in my life now . - I fucked Jim out . - Again ? - It has been another girl . - Again ? And a guy . It gives in threesomes ? In fact , they were four . But the second girl was in the toilet when I landed . I never liked . You know the best ? He asked me to join them . What a pig ! In fact , it was not too bad . I had never done a girl . It was my last chance sleep with him . You know , I 'll have already spoken . I know , the Italian Stallion . But frankly , are not you ashamed ? I screwed up at the door once our little affair ended . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one last orgasm . You can make me a great service ? What , again ? Table No . 12 . Look . And ? That 's him . Give me 12 and I give you three of my tables . It is imperative that I serve . As you wish . I think I 'm in love . You must not be the only on the list . You want a drink Started ? Chris , wait . What 's up , Dave ? As usual , I have too much work . To whom you say . I had 3 customers on the back in two weeks . I told not to accept this job . - How 's Tom ? - Good . Always so excited . We fucked last night . Give me the details , it makes me jealous . You fuck not ? You 're new in town ? It is not very talkative . Not too much . I 'll inflate ? Do you . I need a boyfriend . I wanted to call you . Tom and I basically Sunday dinner with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I do not know . It was at 20h , you 'll have time to go to the muscle . - It 's here . - Who ? Cock-of-Horse . - Is he here ? - Yes . Come on . Go ahead I 'll join the other side . Well , you 're there . How are you ? - Good . You just arrived ? - I 'm leaving . - And you ? - Me too . It 's nice I want that box , but I rather feel go to a cattle fair . You 're amazing . You want to stay single ? No , not at all . But I 'm tired not to fall on the right . I prefer to masturbate that kiss with a guy who I can not stand . Can I help you ? According to Tom , you not let their luck guys . - You 're lucky to be with him . - Change not matter . I give them their chance . I left her luck to Alan . But it was a bastard . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What has he done ? First someone was greedy . He met thinking I was rich . But you are rich . Does that mean I 'm looking for a guy venal ? This is not to say that I I settle down with a poor . I want a rich , like everyone else . For what ? To be even richer . In your place I do not throw stone . How ? You 're not really found a spot free-and-the-penny . Having written both our wills , You should know that I am not with him for the money . That is where I am coming . You 're not with Tom for the money and I broke up with Troy that he was with me for that . And my cock , of course . We know that as a big worry . You can return to our sheep ? So this dinner ? Promise me it 's not a stunt . Juror , spit . He does not understand . What Tom is mixed , anyway ? They have their own problems . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ their problems . Then they organize meals for people because they are bored together . What ? Your blacklist ? Somehow . You 've slept with all these guys ? Somehow . And you 've kept their numbers ? I am impressed . Once I have a new , I an old balance . Interesting . Who is Carlo Gastonbil ? This exotic-sounding name . An architect . Egocentric . And Louis ? 1m70 , blond . A nice guy . But nipples bizarre . There 's no Blacks ? I got more Ebony you , darling . Look at me like that . How do I look ? Me not blame your failure with Jim . He dropped me or me ? A bit of both , I think . You do not dump . This is ridiculous . But it 's true . It might do you good . It 's crap Typical of a therapist , that . Nobody deserves to suffer . It never happens to you nothing wrong . I told you , you . Fuck you ! You remember Pete , we met last @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Absolutely . He invited me to a party Jacuzzi tomorrow night . - You want to come ? - I can not . Skip the muscle for once . I go to Tom and Dave . - Well , cancel . - It 's impossible . Why ? With me , always t'annules . Forget it . I will not cancel this meal just to go to a party fuck . I have my priorities . It is more important maintain friendly relations that fuck with strangers . Really ? Wait . Joe , hello . I was going to call you . " Joe , hello . I was going to call you . " I assure you . Avoid you ? Not at all . But I have a monster job . I do not understand . Why I go out with you if I was not interested ? You do not think I would tell you if I was not interested ? I 'm not playing this kind of small games . I have a double appeal . I can remember after that ? Promised in 5 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me to lie . Not judge me too quickly . He is too eager , and you know it . Guys like him seek dishonesty . And if I do not answer his calls , he had better drop it . I do not understand . What do you want ? I want a guy who takes me see a ballet from time to time . When it takes you not baseball , right ? You want an athlete sensitive and interested to culture ? Exactly . It is quite your style . An athlete law graduate . - I believe it . - What ? You had to play more matchmaker . Is not to play matchmaker . - I play matchmaker ? - I do with it . I 'm talking to guests . Just because that 's your style that ... It may be with someone . - This is the case ? - I know . Dave ? I told you , I stay out of this . Surely the ice man . Will you go to open ? Hello . The evening is already rife @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ live underneath . Super . So I replied : " Why you thought I wanted buy City Hall ? " You 're very calm . Do not tell me that you work for mayor . What are you doing ? I work in publishing . Stewart is an editor very popular . - You know Clifford Anderson ? - Sure . - It is nice . - It 's an old friend . The edition I have also tried a time but I decided I would rather earn my living . You 're horrible . Dave , your pie with figs is a delight . It 's true . You 've really exceeded . It 's Tom who does the cooking . Really ? A recipe from my mother . - You should give it to Jay . - With pleasure . It 's very easy to do . You 're not cooking , you ? I 'm just coffee . Black . Who reveut ? Christopher , cream , please . I said to Tom we had gone to Savannah and that my mother had prepared a sweet potato @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Good night . I 'm sure they 're groping Stewart on the couch . - No . - Of course it does . Stewart only for months . And Christopher style is not to wait . Forget the sofa . They must be at stake . - Kiss me . - What ? Kiss me . There was garlic in the chicken . I 'm Rick . Christopher . I spent a good evening . So do I . If you want people to reconsider , we can exchange our numbers . Willingly . Thank you very much . Thank you to you . Soon . You find it strange a guy you hold your hand and after he disappears ? No . I know guys sucking other guys and ignore them in the street . Personally , I find it odd . It 's not so strange as that . - You 'd do that , you ? - What ? Take the hand of a guy and not talk to him ? He spoke to you , anyway . " Nice to meet you " is not making @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - For example ... I know . We 're both gay , enough to make conversation . The Stewart please . How ? I have not seen in this state from Key West . It interests me absolutely not . I promise . Hi , Christopher . We met with Tom and Dave . Good memory . Stewart , right ? Pile hair . You like to drag you come here ? Not bad . You just subscriber ? No . My roommate would love I subscribe , but the muscular , is not my thing . In fact , I came him shut up . I 'm going . It was nice to meet you . Yes , me too . Bye . You know I said ... I can call you one of these days ? Sure . Your number ? Super . Well , I 'll call you soon . Above all , force yourself , you dirty bastard . You want my picture ? Hence my anger . It has nothing to do tart with figs . You do not find my anger is justified ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Tom ? Pardon ? What was the question ? You like to be a lawyer ? T P is different the normal job as a lawyer . T P ? Trusts Properties . I 'm paid to flatter the rich . It 's better than it did air . Your job should be rewarding . Not financially . You know I thought that call you . I asked you your number . You were funny when we met . In Tom and Dave ? I was bold . It 's nothing to say . I do not know what came over me . Usually I am not . You had beautiful hands . I wanted to touch them . I was a little drunk Then I moved to act . It was good . - A little wine ? - Yes , thank you . And you , my dear ? A little , thank you . How do you occupied your spare time ? You like sports ? Just baseball . Must we go there . I 'm downright crazy baseball and ballet . So says . You have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I do not know . It is nice , he is an editor ... All this I know . You did ? No , we have not . - It draws you not ? - I never said that . You , Christopher Bedford you 're out with a guy that attracts and did you even try ? Exactly . Why ? Because sometimes sex , it can ruin everything . There is potential . It can give something . If he recalls . Call him , you . - It was called this morning . - It is noon . He wants to be hanging around . It would do you good , it changes . What does it mean ? It would do you no harm , a guy who is not in your boot . This guy , I feel good . Before the end of the summer you scrub . You have one of those fantasies ! Holding our breath . For the moment , is beyond question . It 's getting late . I got ta go . Wait . I spent a good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to rush into anything . Good . Thank you very much . Good night , Chris . Good night , Stew . To let Your personal message press the star key . Hi , guys . I am a Black single , 30 years professionalism hard . I want a man for a discreet meeting , vaguely intellectual and without headaches . - Who would have thought ? - Do not tell anyone . Anyway , I speak only to Tom . Especially not with Tom . Stewart and him are good friends . I do not want him to know I really feel . You 're in the melodrama ? You can talk ! You were such when you met Tom . Guess you are moved to act . You think of nothing else than sex ? I am discreet my privacy . Sure . And I 'm the queen of England . You die of envy give me the details . I tell you what I feel and you , you want to know if I am done . I am extremely disappointed , David . And if @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I will be disappointed . Everyone knows you 're going fast . Why do you take me for Marie lie down there ? This is what you are , remember . What ? Two appointments and did you score any points ? I 'm not kidding . I am not kidding you , and it fucks the chips . Better that I go . You want to get a drink ? My God , I know . Everything goes so fast . - You 're right . - Really ? Do not move too fast to act . No , of course not . Glad to hear it . Make yourself at home . It 's cool here . You 're rich or what ? Splurge . I love your white hair . I have a weakness for old . I like you well , Danny . This is Donny . Sorry . Donny . Donny and Marie Like . You 'll excuse me ? I have to check my pacemaker . Super ! I believe it . Do not start , David . And touch me . Hello . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Delighted . I 'm Kenny , the roommate Stewart . Cock-of-Horse is his roommate ? When Larry finds out that ... It 's great . You will leave all four lovers . Go ahead , tell me . Does he snore ? But as a child . I think he loves me very much . When I saw Dick de Cheval He immediately told me : " You have to be Christopher . " It was really cool . It is revealing , I think , his roommate know my name . That means that about me . You think ? Absolutely . It makes the muscle where ? Nowhere . It will not ! You mean you saw 2 times a guy who is not muscular ? Stop your car , Larry . It is well . I do not seek perfection . - You fucked how many times ? - 4 times this week . - And in the morning ? - It is awesome . When I woke up this morning he smiled . What is a good sign . He has no regrets . I hope @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he said ? I was not there . - Guess . - No idea . You never guess what he said when he woke up . - You give your tongue to the cat ? - Yes . He said : " Hello , my prince . " It 's a romantic ! I could have died on the spot . It is so nice , it makes me happy . Do you find I 've changed ? I am obliged to say yes . Really ? I feel a new man . I had you ever seen like that . You think I 'm in love ? Or you got a drug problem . I can fall in love with a guy which is not a perfect body . Someone who is ... kind , gentle and caring . As Stewart . It was not a perfect body . It has love handles . He has a flabby belly . But he has these eyes ... I love his eyes . They are beautiful . My God ! What color are they ? No , really beautiful eyes . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What do you know Stewart 's ex ? Everything . Why ? And you ? He wants to talk about it . Without revealing too much , I would say it has suffered a lot . His ex has well conned . - He has cheated ? - For years . They had alliances , lived together had a joint account , the whole shebang ... Fortunately they wore hoods . They still see themselves ? - It has been found . - Super ! It took me to put its foot down . I said : " Mr Donnelly ... " - The name of the client : Mr . Donelly - I said : " Mr Donnelly , " You have hired to work . " So you think our company can provide " Knowledge in international regulations " For transport of your hardware equipment . " If you had seen his face ... You could have heard a pin drop . It was incredible . One of my best experiences Geizocorp home . You 're hot . You , you 're hot . I feel an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You love it . You should be careful . Otherwise ? Otherwise , I could fall in love with you . It takes courage to say that . You 're really talented to break the mood , you know ? - Boudin not . - I do not sulk . Are you asleep ? You hear me snoring ? I miss it . My snoring ? Novelty . They look ... packed one by one . I 'm excited about you . - But no . - Really ? Moreover , You do not have to be . We have been together for a lease and you want to look elsewhere . I want to go elsewhere . We decided to talk about it anymore since our friend Danny . Donny . It 's true , sorry . But ... They looked so ... Lovers ? Yes . Stable ? Not particularly . When have you seen Christopher be like that with someone ? One thing is certain : I envy you . How ? Because if they break , you 'll have to pick up Christopher spoon . They @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Do not worry . I used to . Good . Here I am relieved . So do I . I zap the muscle . I have a party . You want to come ? With pleasure , but Stewart and me it has something planned . Sorry . Roses ? They are beautiful . Stewart has sent me with a poem that I have here . I 'm all ears . " How to express " My joy at having a suitor named Chris ? " The beating of my heart not feigned " I drink your kisses as we drink from the chalice " You 're the one I want to know " You 're beautiful , you 're smart , Chris you 're " When we 're together , my heart capsizes " The prospect of being at your side is a true delight . " It publishes what ? It works well with ... What is the name the guy you saw ? Which ? I know more . The collector of works of art . You talk about Freddie , the dealer ? Ah yes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Grecian urn on the head . It was time to leave . Damn ! I 'm supposed to call Stewart he took his day . - A + . - Wait . One second . Stewart is there , please ? Yes . Is Ken ? It 's going very well , thank you . And you ? There is no better . I on the terrace of Tom and Dave watering the flowers and sunbathing . Want to leave a message ? Tell him I called . It would not work . He left racing it will be here in 1 hour I will be unreachable . I 'm going to the muscle early this evening . You 're at the Met , right ? I told myself that I had already seen . I recognized your cock horse . Shut up . You got a hot bod , dude . If only . I swear . How do you interview your abs ? I 'll be muscular too , tonight . We tell our secrets ? You show me your program for abs , and I ... Today @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ seen earlier . Hello . " You show me yours and I , mine . " I prefer not to hear . Go , three ... Super . You 're in great shape . Go to the shower . A man well done which we would all muscles . Blonde with short hair military style . I get tired of beautiful ass . A beautiful smile . He must have perfect teeth . From the beautiful pecs . Pretty and big tits . He must have blue eyes . Yes , because it makes me crazy . I have tremendous respect for the struggle of African-Americans . As a white , I have to fight relentlessly to free myself from the ivory tower my privileged existence lower middle class . Every day , going to work , I listen to Black Lady Mombasa . Really ? If he still says : " I am a simple man , I vomited . My mother always told me : " Love yourself if you want people to love you . " You are cynical . I find it touching . Because you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ knew that , Chris ? Stop the chambering . It is likely on its origins . Dessert ? You have cheesecake ? It is a little late for that . Do not be a killjoy . Life is too short . Tom , you take a dessert ? From chocolate mousse . Nothing for you ? A cappuccino , please . I would give for the kids this guy . Stop ! You mean you think so incredibly attractive ? Not particularly , no . Why ? Too perfect . You think they love each other ? Who ? Tom and Dave ? Yes , I guess . In their way , cynically . I too liked the movie . I was sure . It made me cry . Really ? So do I . But I tried to hide it . I noticed . Really ? Happy anniversary . In two months our unexpected happiness . And commitment . In this regard , I have something for you . Stewart , stop ! Are not you excited ? Sorry , I 'm really tired . You 're not even @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a kid ? What is wrong with you ? I 'm lame . We must kiss every night ? No . Once a week it would be nice . If a guy is buddy-buddy with you to the muscle , that means he is interested ? What ? You think Dick de Cheval has a crush on you ? I do not know . - Love you ? - Not you ? - I am not married . - Me , yes ? You alone know . I do not know . Kenny my mate and I noticed once or twice he touched . You should maybe you do . You speak of him that your man . - You so ... - It 's true . Stewart and me , it 's serious . It has no meaning for you ? Does not reverse the roles . All this has nothing to do with me . Absolutely none . You 're my friend , right ? You do not care ? I need you . None of us want embark there , then change the subject , you want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with a guy with whom I want to kiss all the time . Gender , I would have to keep me not to snatch his clothes . And it 's not the case ? It 's wrong to want to be with a guy which makes me bend to the muscle ? I am the water retention ? Where ? Here . That is all swollen . Tasters . What do you think ? You have reached an agreement ? No . But her last boyfriend was wrong . And to hear Tom , it was completely destroyed . I do not know what to say . You should perhaps slow down . Love is really complicated . I hope you would tell me if you found me superficial . Of course I would tell you , idiot . I love waking up naked next to a blonde . An arsehole rebounded . From superb calves . Hairs on the arm going in this direction ... Beautiful cheekbones a square jaw . Blonde hair , short . Cut very short , like a kid . A beautiful smile with perfect @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Large pink nipples . But smooth . With a nice muscular back and a nice little ass . The big biceps . I may be angry , I know . Whenever I 'm excited it looks like ... Talk to David , not me . Talk to your lover . I want you to be more sexual , I guess . What you trying to say , Tom , is that your sex life to both frustrates you . I go to the bathroom , I 'll be back . How many drinks you have buses , Lar ? Enough to get drunk mouth , Stew . Hello , dude . You 're super cute . Thank you . He 's your guy over there ? That 's cool . I also have a guy . But it is often on the move . I am very discreet . Call me If you 've wanted to have fun . I tried to engage conversation with your friend ... Do you mind ? You do it block the view . Sorry , Lar . Be more forgiving , Lar . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ always all . Obviously . Good luck . It is I who should tell you that . " It 's cool . " Me too , I have a guy . " But it is often on the move . " I am very discreet . " Very discreet . " Good morning . Sorry about last night . How ? It was a bad idea . But as I neglected Larry recently , I said ... I know not what I said . You do not have to apologize . Larry was stretched . But I enjoyed myself . - I would have liked to be alone . - I understand . I had forgotten that these bars it can be depressing . You go to the shower first or me ? One has only to take together . Me apply the cream ? Sure . Which do you want ? The factor 8 , it will be . Thank you . Why you never put me , me ? You 've already asked me ? No . She 's very nice , Mom . She sits in front @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Near the phone . With instructions . I swear it is very nice . I do not know . Do not leave . She wants to talk to you . I am your appointments 15h . Mr . Pennyfruger . Call me Norbert . Hello , Norbert . I 'm not there . Damn , Stewart ! Excavation not my business . Okay , I won . Stewart is always ... Him , he is innocent . It is the victim . That 's not the victim . We all have issues in a box , right ? No ? We all have issues in a small box . Hidden in a drawer or in a cupboard . We all somewhere a box of phone numbers . Or maybe an old directory with numbers in it . But they throw . You got the time go drink a beer tonight ? No . Stewart us a romantic dinner . Match Postponed ? No problem . Sorry for the delay . At the muscle , I ... Stewart told us about your dinner then it was invited . Does it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ see you . We have not beep you , Christopher . It 's great . If you buy together I do the transaction . What 's for dinner ? Norbert This is very nice . But I do not feel ready . And my mother put incredible pressure for I am with whites . However , I tried Blacks encounter . But hey , it is in Boston . Or , I have not Jim is mourning . Maybe my fear to get involved with Norbert is one way to cling to a man which I know will not make me happy . Finally it seems logical ? Does it seem logical Susan ? Looking ... I was thirsty . You 're thirsty ? Me , I 'm hungry . Did you hear ? Relax . Wait . Come , I know where you can go . Relax , baby . You fear nothing with me . Tom . Cheri . - You hear ? - I 'm sorry . It 's not you . There 's someone on the roof . And ? A nice little round ass . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hard as steel . While blindfolded . Perfect teeth . Blue eyes . Large feet . The big biceps . Enough ! A beautiful back . Large feet . Blue eyes . The big biceps . While blindfolded . But sweet . Enough ! Enough ! Where were you ? I was thirsty . Tomorrow night could dine with you . That way , Kravitz disembark not unexpectedly . No problem . Super . I love you . Sleep , OK ? You love me ? Good morning . Wait , Dave . Slept well ? I 'm sorry . It happened , that 's all . What ? Are you going ? You 're a great support . You know , Christopher , I hope for you one day you understand there is a difference between spending your time to apologize and live your life . Stewart is Christopher . I hope it still works tonight . We dine with me . Call me at the office . Larry , you got a minute ? Just one . What is it ? I messed up . Yesterday evening Tom @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is so poorly . Do not think I have nothing to do but I have to make this work at 10am . Sorry . Stewart is still Christopher . You have not called , I hope it 's always good for tonight . I 'm not going to muscle , then you can call me at home . I 'm not there , sorry . Leave a message , thank you . Stewart 's me . I called several times to work . It still works , dinner ? I 'm going home , then call me . I 'm not there , sorry . Leave a message , thank you . Stewart 's me . I prepared the dinner , but ... We need to talk . Then call me back . I 'm not there , sorry . Leave a message , thank you . Stewart ? If you 're there , pick up . Damn thou wouldst speak to me . Go Stewart ! Pick up . I know I screwed up . But I thought we loved each other . I had a good time . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , with pleasure . Do you remember me , eh ? How ? I know you ? This is not the first time , Chris . Pardon ? You really do not remember . It 's crazy . - We have already slept together . - Oh yes . - Stop playing . - I 'm not playing . Stop your car . I 'll refresh your memory ? Another day . What 's going on ? Nothing . I want to be unpleasant , but I get up early . You kissed me 2 years ago . We met at the Gay Pride . Remember ? We 'll talk another day . But here , I ... " That you reach here . " Right ? - I never said that . - I understand . You remember . Ask yourself this problem ? You should go . Does it bother you not not even a little ? We slept together and you 've completely forgotten . I find it disturbing . I have not said to have forgotten . Me , I remember very well . - Will @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who plays ? Farm . You want me to call the police ? I frighten you , Chris ? I give up to three to leave my apartment . You 're kidding . Un .. Do not do it , Chris . Two ... Three . Four . Damn ! T'appelleras person . It can be civilized and talk like adults ? - What do you want ? - A confession . That 's it . Acknowledge that you gave me your number , I 've called several times and thou hast never recalled after telling me you wanted to see me and that it was extraordinary at the stake . Admit that you lied , fuck me at the door . You remember , Chris ? I 'm sure . I know you remember for me tight in your arms and telling me that had you ever been with someone as well . I know you remember me . How could I forget ? Me , I remember you . Admit it . You 've rolled in flour . I admit that I gulped . Yes , I gulped @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I know you saw me . When I came to say hello in bars ' re leaving no because you not remember me , but because you had recognized . Sorry if I hurt you . You 're not sorry . Scared . There 's a big difference . " I 'm sorry if I hurt you ? It is I who am sorry . But tonight ' ll have you to do better . You got ta do better ! You think so ? You 'll force me ? We play this little game ? I asked you a question . I asked you a question . I asked you a question , shit ! You 're completely barjo ! Shut up ! - Fuck you ! - Shut up ! Try yourself to kill me or what ? I bleed ! Shut up . Shut up ! I should kill you , kind of crazy . I do not give a damn about you , or to have slept with you , or i hurt you . I do not give a fuck what you think ! How @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like you ? You 're nothing at all . Nothing . I 'm great . I 'm super nice . I have money , a good job . Everyone wants to be with me . Why I care about you ? And you know best ? When a guy you remember after two weeks that he cares . It will neither talk to you , or kiss you , or talk to you , or even see you . Put yourself in the skull 's it . I 've kissed I used you . Got it ? I 've kissed and I used you . You 're a shit , a loser . I 'm a fucking winner . I 'm a fucking winner . And I should kill you .

@@5211541 This is it , right here . This is what we 're talkin ' about . I 'm gon na give you a good tour today . Show you as much as you need to know , plus a whole lot more . So this is the main area of the university . You 'll be getting used to this area . This is where you congregate with your friends and classmates . Come in around me , everyone . Keep close . Do n't straggle . I 've had problems with stragglers before , okay ? They get lost in the back . They get hit by trucks , okay ? It 's not pretty . It 's not pretty when it happens . This is the -- By the way , this is the Joseph H . Nelson Memorial Library here , okay ? It was built , uh - - It was built , uh , in the 1600s . 1600s ? It says 1951 . That 's the address . Okay ? Wise-ass . That 's the psychology department . Each semester you 'll be expected to volunteer ... for some cutting-edge experimental testing . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's your turn , remember to wear loose clothes , no metal , and be prepared to receive several heavy doses of electric current . They 're watching us right now . Over there is the department of English . I see most of you speak English already , so we can skip that one . - How long have you been going to school here ? - Eight years . You do n't seem to know anything about it here . This is the worst tour ever . This is the worst school ever . Does n't anything cool ever happen here ? Yeah , I mean , cool stuff happens here . This University of Ithaca is the coolest , coolest place in the world . That 's because he 's probably never been anywhere else . Go ahead , laugh . Laugh all you want . But the fact of the matter is , this is the setting for the greatest story ever told . Okay ? It 's about this guy I knew , Josh Parker , and his girl friend , Tiffany . It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Tiffany were always together , starting from when they were really little . They did everything as a team . Once when Tiffany was ten years old , She had her tonsils taken out . Josh stayed in the hospital for three straight days . They were best friends . And eventually what started out as friendship ... blossomed into some serious French kissing and lots of heavy petting . You know , they spent so much time together that even their dogs started dating . They seemed destined to be together forever . But after high school , they faced their most challenging challenge ever . : a long-distance relationship . See , unfortunately , while Josh was enrolled here at the wonderful University of Ithaca , Tiffany went off to veterinary school in Austin , Texas . But they made a pact , a promise to stay true to each other , to talk every day and maintain an exclusive relationship . That turned out to be more difficult than either of them had imagined . Tiffany ! Hey , baby . Oh , my God . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like that before . - Come on . Seriously ! I had to take two birth control pills this morning . You wan na help me study again tonight ? Forget tonight . Come over now . - Let 's blow this class off . Tiffany and Carla ca n't come to the phone , but if you leave a message , we 'll call you right back . Hey , Tif , it 's me ... again . Just wonderin ' where you are . Still tryin ' to get a hold of you . Everything 's cool , though . I 'm sure I 'll catch you later . Call me back , okay ? Okay . Bye . I just wanted to add something before I sent this video off . I have n't talked to you in a few days . And I 'm starting to think you do n't like me anymore . No , I 'm kidding . Hey , guys . But I am getting a little worried , so gim me a call when you get a chance , okay ? Barry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as soon as you can , okay ? I miss you . - Call me , okay ? Bye . - What 's up , guys ? - Not much . - You ? - Nothing . I was just finishing my tape to Tiffany . Hey , Mitch , what are you doin ' ? Are you hungry ? Huh ? - Are you gon na feed him ? - No , I 'm checking the temperature inside his cage . Mitch needs an evenly distributed 85 degrees to survive . Can I drop a mouse in ? Sorry . Mitch only eats once a week , on Saturdays . Maybe we could cut a mouse in half , and we could feed him half now and the other half on Saturday . I do n't think so . I thought you had class now . What time is it ? Oh , shit ! Can you do me a favor ? When this is done rewinding , - will you drop it in the mail for me ? - No problem . Just leave it there . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Bye . - Can we please feed him now ? - No . If you overfeed him , he could die . So ? It 'll be worth it . - Josh , hey . - Beth , hey . - What 's goin ' on ? - Not much . - Where have you been ? - Nowhere . Just studying a lot . I 'm starting to question this whole college thing . No one told me there was gon na be this much reading . - Right . - Yeah . - Oh , you going to E.L . ' s tonight ? - Yeah , I 'll be there . I got ta run . Class started five minutes ago . - I 'll see you tonight . - Yeah . Sorry . Tonight . So , you have a thing for that guy now , is that it ? - It 's none of your business , Jacob . - I can just tell you like him . - I 'm not having this conversation again . - What conversation ? You need @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not a couple . We 've never been a couple , and we will never be one . This week I 'd like you ... to think about Plato 's dialogues of the middle years , i.e . The Republic , Phaedo , Symposium . Now , this will all be on next week 's midterm , so ... I suggest you read up on it . Ah , Jacob , Do you have anything to add ? Just a reminder . The midterm will cover all of the in-class lectures ... as well as all of the assigned readings . It will be entirely essay form , so bring legal pads . I prefer yellow . It 's easier on the eyes . Okay . Okay ? Yeah . Thank you , Jacob . And ... see you all next week for the midterm . - Josh . - Yes ? I saw you hitting on Beth . Not a good idea . She 's spoken for . - What ? - She 'll come back to me . They always do . So , Mr . Parker . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Yes , sir . - Well , you better be ready . Because I was looking over the books last night , and you need a " B " on this test just to pass this class . Actually , I double-checked that , Professor . He needs a " B " plus . - We 're not gon na be able to bend on this . - Yeah , I got it . - Just copy off someone . - I ca n't . It 's all essays and stuff . If I fail this class , my average is shot . I might lose my financial aid . I could not be allowed back next semester . Well , you 're fucked then . You might as well come to my party tonight . Hook up with Beth , and at least enjoy your last week at college . I 'm not hooking up with anyone . I made a commitment to Tiffany . I 'm invested in this relationship . Invested ? Who are you , Charles Schwab ? Would you listen to yourself ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sex with that girl . I 've gone this long without cheating . I think I can hold out . You 're already cheating ! Any time you pass up sex , you 're cheating on yourself . Think about it . You 're in college . The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs ... and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day . - I got ta make a call . - I 'm telling you . You pass this up , it 'll haunt you for the rest of your days . Your dick will never forgive you . What do you think , little man ? Do n't you ever want to experience something new ? It ai n't easy being Josh 's penis . We 've been here over two months , and I feel like I 'm in a coma . - Stop it . - I wish I was your dick , E.L . This is torture . If something does n't happen soon , I 'm gon na pack up my balls and leave . - Enough @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm sorry to bother you . Is Tiffany around ? Tiffany is not here . She did n't sleep here last night ... again . And it would be great if one hour went by when you did n't call . - Right . - If she wanted to talk to you , she 'd call you . Deal with it . - What a bitch ! - Does she sound hot ? We 've never gone this long without talking . Something is definitely wrong . Yeah , she found someone else like you should do . The clock is ticking . Before you know it , you 're gon na be 40 and have to pay for these kind a girls . *She good-looking Got a mojo cooking* * Yeah , would n't give me the time of day* *But if my occupation was a star in the constellation* * We could get together in the Milky Way* *And every body wan na know somebody* *Everyone wants to drop your name* * You need no reservation No special invitation* * No college education if you 've got fortune @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ should really warn you , though , it 's been known ... to severely affect your decision-making abilities and lowers your inhibitions . Good . That 's the plan . No , that-that 's - - Yes , that is the plan . - Did you bring some cash ? - Why ? - We 've got chicks for sale . - What ? * Hey , now I 'm snappy Got my mojo track** Trust me . I 've been goin ' to this school for seven years . And I know the key to a well-rounded college education ... is experimentation . Let me show you . This is an auction . Remember ... you are not buying the girl , you are buying her company , and no way does a sale constitute sexual relations . - I know , I know . Believe me , I 've tried . Anyway , without further ado , let 's Introduce you to our first ... person . - Laura ! Laura 's from Long Island . Her favorite coloris blue . She likes the outdoors . She loves @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bidding at five dollars . Three dollars and fifty cents . - Good God , moneybags . She 's not a Happy Meal . - Five dollars . - Okay , we 've got five . Do I hear ten ? - Ten bucks . Who 's got fifteen ? - Fifteen bucks for a lovely evening with Laura . - Fifteen dollars . Okay , we got 15 . Who can beat 15 ? Going once , going twice . Sold ... to the captain . There you are . - Hey , what 's going on ? - Not much . - You look great . - Thank you . You 're welcome . Listen , Jacob 's here , and he 's a total psycho . Can you go outbid him ? You know what , I did n't bring that much money . You do n't understand . He 's obsessed with me . See ? That 's fun , right ? Okay , okay . Now , I want you two to kiss each other . All right , has anyone seen Beth ? Uh-oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ crowd , Beth . Hi . Can I hear a five-dollar opening bid for the beautiful Beth Wagner ? - Five dollars right here . - Who can beat five ? - Six . - Seven . - Ten dollars . - Ten dollars . Going once . going twice -- - Fifteen dollars . - Twenty . - Twenty-five . Twenty-five . Who can beat 25 ? Going once , going twice . Twenty-six . - Twenty-six going once . - Thirty ! - Okay , can anyone beat $26 ? - I just said 30 ! - There 's got ta be someone out there who can beat $26 . - Me , right here . Thirty ! Sold ! To my man Josh for $26 . - You heard me . I bid $30 loud and clear . - Your bid did n't count . - Why ? - Because you 're a T.A . - So ? - So this auction is for students only . Good-bye . * On and on until the early morning* * They 're rockin ' on and on until the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one . - You owe me more than one . - Do I ? Technically . Well , are you ready to collect ? I think so . Yeah . We 're touching . It 's a lot of fun . We 're having a good time . Who 's Tiffany Henderson ? Just some girl I used to date since I was like five . But that 's over now . She blew me off . Oh , poor baby . You must be very hurt . Do you need some special attention ? Well , I am pretty upset . Did that help ? That helped a lot . I have an idea . What do you say ? I do n't think so . Come on ! It 'll be fun . - I 've always wanted to try this . - No . Yes . I 'm gon na interview you . Fine . Okay . - Okay , Josh . - Yes . What do you look for in a girl ? Well , let 's see . She should be smart and funny and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yet ? I feel a little bit better . Yeah . A little . What else do you look for ? She should be attractive and ... nice and -- Topless . And topless . And she should kiss me . What else ? She should n't stop kissing me . Why do n't you keep doing that ? *Tiny salmon swimming in a stream * *Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream * *The mynah bird says * *The chimpanzee says * *The friendly owl says * * But the salmon can only say* *And it 's sad ** * Good morning , everyone * * Good morning , everyone * * How are you and you and you * What are you so happy about ? I do n't know . Do I seem happy this morning ? Well , you 're bouncing around here Like you 're Richard fuckin ' Simmons . Yeah , you do seem unusually Light hearted today , Josh . Huh . Maybe it 's because I had the best time of my life last night . Twice ! And once this morning . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Shut up . What happened ? No way ! You 're lying . I 'm not lying . You ca n't make out with someone , then pretend you had sex with them . - That 's really , really uncool . - I 'm not pretending . Forget it . I know you 're lying . I guarantee he 's lying . You wan na bet ? Great . I 'm gon na bet money on something you ca n't prove . You videotaped it ! No , no , no , I did n't ! Gim me that ! Gim me that ! E.L . , gim me that . - No way ! This is amazing ! - I was kidding . Just give it back to me , okay ? - Gim me the tape . - Huh ? Come on , Josh . - We 're all gon na see it sooner or later . Huh ? - He 's got a point . Oh , no ! Oh , no ! Give it to me . No , give it to me . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need this . Okay , listen , seriously . You can never tell anyone you saw this . Oh , yeah . Okay . Okay ! Barry , hit the lights . It 's boner time ! Hey , Tif . It 's me coming toyou live from Ithaca , New York . I thought I asked you to mail this yesterday . Yeah , it was on your desk . I mailed it this morning . Barry , fast-forward to the horny stuff . - * I got a girl * - Is this the kind of shit you 've been sending Tiffany ? Oh , my God . * It 's you * Oh , fuck ! Oh , my God ! No , no , no , no . Oh , God ! W-Wait a second . Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany . - Yes ! Shit ! - Oh , no ! Oh , no ! What ? - Hey , hey . Did you make a copy ? ' Cause if you made a copy , we could watch the copy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and Rubin . Leave a message . Hi , Josh . It 's Tiffany . Sorry we have n't spoken . Listen , my grand father passed away . I 've tried calling you a few times , but no one picked up . I did n't want to leave this message on your machine . But by now you 're probably a little worried , so -- Anyway , I 'm at my parents ' house helping my mom out . She 's really a wreck . If I do n't speak with you , I 'll call you Monday when I 'm back at school . I 'll be okay . I just need some time . Bye . I love you . That 's not fair . How come she gets to see the tape and we do n't ? She gets back there Monday . That leaves me three days to get there . Get where ? Austin ? - That 's like 10,000 miles from here . - Eighteen hundred . You wan na drive 1,800 miles in three days ? Just fly . Do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . All right , so we 're driving . - You 're coming ? - What else am I gon na do ? Stay here and learn ? Road trip . Just a minute . Hold on . He 's probably jacking ' off . What do you guys want ? Kyle , this is an emergency . Wait . Let me at least go back and call my dad . Call your dad ? Would you listen to yourself ? You 're 19 years old , and you 're a fucking sissy . All you ever do is sit in a library and play Myst with exchange students . It 's pathetic . No , no . What he 's trying to say is this is your chance to do something for once . Be a risk-taker . Come with us . You guys are just saying that Because you want my car . No ! No , we 've always liked you . Or you can just give us the car . That would make him a risk-taker , right ? Shut up , all right ? He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 'll be fun ! Are n't you even curious where we 're going ? No . Okay . We 're going to the University of Austin . Sure you do n't wan na come ? I do n't like Massachusetts . Austin 's in Texas , not Massachusetts . You 're thinking of Boston . You 've never left this town , have you , Barry ? No , not really . You should look into that . That could turn into a debilitating phobia . Okay , I 'll do that . - Can I feed Mitch ? - Yes , actually you can . You can feed him . But not till tomorrow . There 's a brown box full of mice next to his cage . Give him one tomorrow . And no messing around , Barry . Okay ? Just one . - I 'll feed him a mouse tomorrow , okay ? - Okay . Yeah . You can count on me . Okay ? I 'm reliable . You guys do good . Have a good trip , safe trip , safe journey @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na feed the snake for you . So off they went . They had 1,800miles to go , and only three days to do it . It was a killer journey , and it was one that changed them forever . The end . So we 're gon na go look over here now . Whoa , whoa , whoa . That 's it ? This story sucks . That ca n't be the whole story . What happened with the tape ? Right . The tape . Well , like I said , They were on a race against time . *Smokestack spitting black soot into the sunny sky* * The load on the road brings a tear to the Indian 's eye* Since we did n't get to see the tape , - can you at least describe it to us ? - No . * The elephant wo n't forget what it 's like inside his cage* * Thering master 's telling the cows the scene 's on an empty stage* Admit that Beth is amazing . - I admit it . She 's amazing . She @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't know why you feel so guilty . Technically you have n't cheated on Tiffany . What are you talking about ? There are these rules that guys have , an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating . Take your situation , for example . It 's not cheating . It 's never cheating ... when you 're in a different area code , not to mention a different state . That makes no sense . Do n't look at me , Kyle . I did n't make up the rules . This is legit . I 've actually read an article about this . There 's a whole bunch of them . They 're like loopholes . Right ? For argument 's sake , let 's say you were sleeping with two girls at the same time . It would n't be cheating , because they would cancel each other out . - Ahh . - Exactly ! Or if you 're too wasted to remember ? It is not cheating . Because if you ca n't really remember it , it never really took place . * @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ready ? It 's not cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your testicles ... and let your dog lick it off . - Because it 's your dog ! - Jesus Christ ! - You know , because it 's your dog ! - Yeah , we got it . * Whoo-oo , uh-huh* * God damn right it 's a beautiful day* * Uh-huh God damn right - - ** Somebody 's gon na die tomorrow . That 's right . One of you is marked for death . And the first thing tomorrow morning , a chosen one will experience nature 's wrath ... in all its fury . *Ah-ah-ah-ah * *Ah-ah-ah-ah * Who are you ? I 'm Beth . Are you here for the feeding ? Excuse me ? You 're early . It 's not till tomorrow . You should come back . It 's gon na be a bloodbath . I think I 'll pass . Have you seen Josh ? He went to visit his girl friend . Tiffany ? I thought they broke up . I mean , this girl @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I mean . Where did he go ? Austin ? Austin , Massachusetts ? You mean Boston , Massachusetts ? Yeah , that 's what I said . Boston . The University of Boston in Massachusetts . He is such an asshole . I ca n't believe he just lied to my face like that . I actually thought he liked me . How could he do that ? - Wait , she was standing around topless ? - Girls do n't stand around naked . Yeah , they do . Okay ? This is my story . Do you wan na hear it or not ? - It just does n't make any -- - Shh . Please , no interruptions . So this other girl walks up , totally hot . Naked ! Really naked ! I know guys can be jerks . I guess I just thought Josh was different . I liked him . Sweetie , listen to me . They 're all the same . All men are perverted pigs . All they think about , all they really care about , is sex . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Boston and bust his ass . - Right ? Confront him and his little girl friend . *I 'm freakin ' you Baby , drivin ' me crazy* *I 'm freakin ' you , baby Drivin ' me crazy* *I 'm freakin ' you , baby Drivin ' me crazy* Oh ! These too . *I 'm freakin ' you , baby Drivin ' me crazy* Kyle , come here for a second . Look , we 're a little short on cash right now , so we 're gon na need to put this on your credit card . We 'll give you the cash when we get back . I promise . I ca n't . It 's my dad 's . It 's for emergencies only . Hello ! This is an emergency . We need this stuff . You want us to sleep in the dirt ? *I 'm freakin ' you , baby Drivin ' me crazy* * When I get to your place* *I wan na turn up the highs and turn up the bass** Well , I 'd say we 're officially in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an hour . This is gon na save us five hours minimum . So thank me later , Josh , okay ? Maybe we should turn around and go back to the interstate . - We 're not goin ' back . - We 're not goin ' back . Have some faith , Kyle . It 's supposed to be a challenge . That 's why they call it a shortcut . If it was easy , it would just be the way . Damn it ! Fuck ! Yep , I give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping . What do we do now ? If we turn around , we 're gon na lose five hours back tracking . Turn around ? Why ? Because of this ? We can make it . Make it ? You mean jump it ? - No . Absolutely not . No way . We 're going back . It can be done . This incline is 30 degrees roughly , right ? Factory weight of the car is 1,600 . Add our weight plus cargo , 2,100 pounds @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this at 50 miles per hour , our trajectory will clear ten feet , easy . No way . Absolutely not . Kyle , we 'll go 60 just to be certain . We 're goin ' back . This is impossible . You sure ? Of course I 'm sure . With physics I 'm always sure . Yes . I 'm driving . I do n't think you guys heard me . This is my car , and we 're not gon na be jumping over any rivers . Kyle , it 's ten feet . Bob Hope could jump this in a golf cart . Look , I can spit across this gap . - Yeah . Well , better make it 75 . - Okay . - Let 's do it . - Trust me , Kyle , it 's science . No , you guys . No . E.L . , get out of my car . Kyle , in the car . Come on . We 're okay . You know we need to hit 60 , right ? - I 'm trying . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yes ! What did I tell you ? Oh , my God . Oh , my God ! My father is gon na kill me when he finds out about this . I only said we 'd make it across . I never said anything about the wheels staying on . What the hell are we gon na do now ? I 'm totally screwed ! I do n't have time to be walking through the woods right now . Josh , we 're gon na call a tow truck . We 'll have the axles fixed . We 'll probably lose halfa day . It 'll be fine . It 's just the wheels ! The minute I think I feel something for someone , they just turn around and screw me over . Just something about Josh . He 's just different . I feel like we had a connection . I do n't think I 'll ever be able to trust a guy . You should n't ! Honey , the last time I trusted a man was 1 985 , and he took off with my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . That was before they started making that minivan crap . So there 's no hope , huh ? Oh , there 's hope . But it comes with batteries . You can keep that . God . Crap . Listen , guys , we 're gon na have to be more careful . We almost died in that explosion . - I wish I had died . - I 'm serious . I ca n't die young . Something tells me the people of Earth are gon na need me . I must live . Yeah , right . We all must live . Before we do that , we must figure out how to get back on the road . We should n't be going to sleep right now . Let 's lay an indication here and there of some little shadow areas . Excuse me . I 'm sorry , do you need to get that ? Do you need something ? Yeah . This is sort of an unusual question . But do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out of my own . Am I a drug dealer ? No , I am not . Thank you for asking though . No ? Okay , that 's okay . Thanks . Is there anything else I can help you with ? Perhaps you 'd like an 11 - year-old prostitute sent to your room . We can do that . Or maybe we can off someone for you . Huh ? How 's that sound ? I 've got it . Why do n't we start small ? Would you like a fresh towel ? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it . Dick . By the way , Cheech . That credit card you guys gave me last night was maxed out . So do n't go spending all your cash on needles and guns just yet . Um , Mr . Earl Edwards ? I 'm sorry , sir . This card 's over its limit . That 's not true . Put it through your little machine again . I ran it through three times , sir . It keeps telling me you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ card , I 'd be happy to -- - Do n't give me any attitude . You go fix that little toy back there , and charge this friggin ' meal to that friggin ' card . We 've been coming here for 20 years . We 've only been open eight years , sir . Do it now . Relax , it 's not that big a deal . You do n't seem to understand me . When Josh finds out about this , he 's gon na freak . You ca n't rent a car without a credit card . You just ca n't . So , what are we gon na do ? Tell you what . Stay here . Take him out for breakfast or something . I 'll go take care of this . Earl , Cookie , we have a situation . Brace yourselves . The police have found Kyle 's car abandoned in Bedford , Pennsylvania . It 's been blown to bits . We checked with the university , and he 's not there . He 's missing . Mother of God @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can I help you ? Yeah , hi . I was sent over to check out bus 1 - 11 . And I 'm afraid I have some bad news . You seem to be having problems with the ... rotator splint . Engines have rotator splints ? Yeah . She runs good now , but not for long . - I can have it back to you as good as newin less than a week . - Okay . Let 's see . Well , Jered 's still in Aliquippa . - I take it he called you from there ? - Mmm , yep . Five days . Well , I think we can work that out . Would you please not feed my dog ? I did n't . You did so . You ca n't feed Seeing Eye dogs treats like that . They 're specially trained . So I 'd appreciate it if you left him alone . Do n't roll your eyes at me . French toast . Bacon . Good for you . And scrambled eggs . Excuse me , but this has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I really ca n't have too much sugar in the morning . - Oh , I 'm sorry . Look at that . You 're absolutely right . I 'll tell you what . Let me take this back and bring you out a new piece . All right . Great . Is everybody good ? Okay , great . Do you know where my books and possessions are ? I ca n't really fii -- Wait , no . They were in the car . The car that blew up . That's-- That 's hilarious . All right , let me warm that up . - There you go . - Thanks . Excuse me . The French toast will be up in a minute . - Okay , thank you . - Okay , great . French toast , no sugar . - All right ? Sorry about that . - No problem . Thank you . That 's a nice guy . It 's good . Okay ! I do n't even wan na know How you got this . - I stole it from a blind @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know . What ? I 'm gon na give it back . Probably . * Going to work , I hate it* *Shakin ' that stick that drives people crazy* *Doin ' that stuff that you do* * Quit messin ' me up with your voodoo* * You drive me crazy with that* *Boogie-oogie-oogie oogie-oogie* * You drive me crazy with that boogie , boogie , boogie* * Your lip 's are hot and spicy* *Servin ' up baked beans at night* *At midnight she 's hopin ' to stomp* *Makin'love to the gators in the swamp** Can we please stop soon ? I need to use the bathroom . Actually , I do n't have to go yet , so we 'll stop in a couple hours . Okay . I 'm kidding , Kyle . We 'll stop . Jeez , you have to stand up For yourself once in a while . Be a little more assertive . Okay . What 's your deal anyways ? Why are you so worried all the time ? I do n't know . I guess it 's my dad . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ kill me when he finds out about that car . So you screwed up . Big deal , man . People make mistakes . He 'll get over it . Besides , that car sucked anyways . I really do need to go to the bathroom . - We 're makin ' a pit stop . - Again ? You 're about to experience first hand ... exactly what it means to be in the lower region of nature 's food chain . Mitch is going to bite into you . He 's going to squeeze . He 'll actually start digesting you While you 're still alive . But do n't be scared . No . No , no . It 'll be a quick death . Be brave . You 'll barely feel it . Come on . Come on . You gon na fuckin ' eat him ? Josh , wait up a second . This is supposed to be a road trip . All we 're doin ' is driving the whole time . - It 's ridiculous . - No one forced you to come @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ great time . Second , if Tiffany did see that tape , it 'd be the best thing ever happened to you . What is that supposed to mean ? Beth is like an angel . She 's here to help you change your life . Besides , did Tiffany ever Let you videotape her ? I think not . It 's a sign , Josh . - Hello ? - Professor Anderson ? - Who 's calling ? Hi , Professor , it 's Josh Parker . Oh , uh -- Hello , Josh . What can I do for you ? Well , I was in a car accident . Oh . Oh , my God . I 'm okay . It 's just I 'm in kind of a bind . All my notes and books were destroyed . I was wondering if it was possible to get a little extension . Maybe take the midterm a couple days later . Oh , sure . Yes , it sounds like an emergency . How about an extra three days ? How would that sound ? - Would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Are you sure ? - Just glad you 're not hurt . I 'm marking it down right now . That is so great , Professor . Thank you . I 'll see you soon . Okay , good-bye . Who was that ? Oh , that-- That was Josh Parker . Oh , yeah ? What did he want ? He was just calling to confirm the date of the exam . Such a worrier . It 's gon na be okay . I 'll find him . And we 'll find whoever did this , I promise . It 's gon na be okay . If I had to guess , I 'd say somebody was raped and murdered here last night . What the hell gives you that idea ? I do n't know . It 's just a feeling . - Well ? - Nothing yet . Good thing is , there 's no evidence of a struggle . No blood or clothing , anything like that . And we have n't found a single drop of semen yet . Hi . I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm coming . It 's a surprise . How nice . How can I help you ? Oh , I 've never been here before . I do n't know where she lives . What 's her name ? I can look it up in the student directory . Oh , okay . Tiffany Henderson . Do I know you ? No , you do n't . Actually , I know your boyfriend . Okay . Who are you ? I 'm Beth . Could we just sit down for a minute ? Okay . Um , this is really hard for me , but it 's definitely something you should hear . Your boyfriend is cheating on you ... with me . We were together Thursday night , twice , and once again Friday morning . - I thought you should know . Sorry . Tiffany ! What the hell Are you doing ? - Who 's that guy ? - That 's her boyfriend . That 's her boy friend ? Yeah . He 's been cheating on her . I love you . I-I 'm sorry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you like a foot massage ? No , I would not like a foot massage . As a matter of fact , I would hate a foot massage . Okay . I 'm sorry . Relax . Are there any guys out there who are just normal ? Huh ? - Unleash the fury , Mitch . - Unleash the fury . - Come on , Mitch . Eat him . Please , Mitch . Go get him , boy . He 's right there . Kill him . Maim him . Bite him . Unleash the fury ! Wow , this is cool . I 've never been in a fraternity house before . Is this gon na work ? Ofcourse it 's gon na work . I know the handshake and everything . Hi . - Hi . Can I help you ? - Yeah . My name 's Rubin Carver . I 'm a Xi Chi brother from Ithaca University . My friends and I were just passing through , looking for a place to party , maybe even a place to crash . - Xi . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Chi . Chi . Hmph . - Wow . Uh , everyone , this is Rubin . Apparently , Rubin is our fraternity brother from our Ithaca chapter . These are his friends . Listen , uh , apparently we 've interrupted your dinner . - So we 're just gon na -- - Hey , do n't be crazy ! Listen , there 's plenty of food to go around , all right ? You guys are more than welcome to stay . You know , this food 's actually pretty good . Hey , you do realize this is a national black fraternity ? They know you 're not a member . I 'm sorry . I do n't think about that kind of stuff . Okay , relax . Okay ? They 're just messing with us . No way . They 're pissed because he lied . - I say we get the hell out of here . - Shhh . Relax . Someone 's got some serious explaining to do . - Yeah , look what we found in this guy 's duffel bag @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 've never seen that before in my life ! What are you guys doin ' here ? Are you in the Ku Klux Klan ? - Whoa , whoa . That is not ours . - That is not mine ! Okay , hold on a minute . Uh , th-there 's obviously some explanation for this . Yeah , there is . See , your boy here 's an evil bigot , and now he 's gon na die . Justice . Kyle . Kyle . Kyle ! There you are . I thought we lost you there for a minute . - Am I in the hospital ? - You passed out . They were messin ' with us , Kyle . It was a joke . Racist ? But I watch Oprah Winfrey every day . It was a joke , out tie . A joke ! - Yeah , I get it . Sure , put a Klan hood in my bag . Yeah . Oh , that 's funny . - Whoa . - I need a wine cooler . - Hey , have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ around* * To rock around , that 's right on time , it 's tricky* *It 's tricky Tricky , tricky , tricky* *It 's tricky to rock around torock around , that 's right , on time* *It 's tricky **25;79;TOOLONG *I met this good girlie Her hair was kind a curly* * Went to her house and busted out I had to leave real early* * These girls are really sleazy All they just say is top lease me* *Spend some time and rock around* *I said it 's not that easy* *It 's tricky to rock around to rock around , that 's right , on time* *It 's tricky , it 's tricky **25;106;TOOLONG *It 's tricky to rock around To rock around , it 's tricky* *In New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme* * They really honk but we just walk* *Because we have no time And in the city it 's a pity* * ' Cause we just ca n't hide* * Tinted windows do n't mean nothing* * We know who 's inside* *It 's tricky to rock @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on time* *It 's tricky Tricky , tricky , tricky* Is n't he just the cutest little thing ? Oh , yeah , Kyle 's the man ! * Tricky , tricky Tricky , tricky** You mean never ? Not even once ? - Well ... I mean , I 've had sex before , - * Two people just meeting* - just , um , never with a person . - *Barely touching each other* - Right . - * Two spirits* - Well , I think that 's kind a cool . - * Greeting* - You do ? - Yeah . I mean , you should hold out . It should be special . * You are one* - *And I am another* - Wait till you 're in love . - * We should be* - I think I love you . - You are so cute . - * One* *Inside each other* *If you can see inside me Will you come inside me* *Do you want to ride further up* *If you can see inside me Will you come inside me* *Do you want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't have a condom . Uh ... no . Um , I guess I 'm all out . Well , Lawrence probably has some . Why do n't you try that drawer ? Next to the Old Spice , behind the belts . * Two strangers* - *Not strangers* - Good guess . * Only lacking the knowing* *So willing , feeling* You know what ? Um , I do n't exactly know wh-what I 'm doing , and , um , I 'm - - ooh . Shhh . Relax , baby . Let Rhonda handle this . * Time 's changing* *More so each year* *But the early warning* * The pimp is here* *So let it rain* *And let the guitar rock* - Good time . - Take care . - Stay cool . Hey , Devon . - *Just drop that top* - *Hey , hey , hey* - * Well , well , well* - What 's up ? - *Hey , hey , hey* * Well , well , well well , well* Let 's go , Kyle . We want details . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , danced a little , and , you know -- No , we do n't know . Why do n't you tell us ? - What the hell is that ? Did you kill a cheetah ? What ? No . These are her underwear . She gave ' em to me . I boinked her . Boinked ? Yeah , wait . Did you just say the word " boinked " ? - Well , Kyle , I certainly hope you got all the boinking out of your system , ' cause we got a lot of driving to do today , guys . But do not get your hopes up about visiting Graceland , ' cause right now we 're all about the mission at hand . - Josh . - What ? That sounds like a really good plan , except for one little thing . - What little thing ? - We 're out of money . Okay , before I have you fill out these forms , I need to ask you a few questions , and then , if you qualify , you can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Mm-hmm . Fire away . Now , be honest , because If you do n't tell the truth , the test will and you wo n't get paid . So , first off , have any of you done any drugs in the past 36 hours ? And that includes marijuana . Okay , next . Have any of you had sex or masturbated in the past 24 hours ? Well , I guess I 'm out . Because I had sex last night ... with a girl . - That 's nice . I think you 'll find everything you need right here in these binders . - Would you each take a cup ? - Okay . - And here 's yours . And I would appreciate it If you could return those to the front desk after you 're finished . Okay . Uh , thanks . Cheers . Excuse me . Do you have anything with Asian women ? I have this thing for Asian chicks , and there seem to be none in this binder . Sorry . This is n't Peep World . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have to make do . - Okay . No problem . You 've been more than helpful . Is something wrong ? Well , no . But I just could n't help but notice that -- Is there something between us ? I mean , I was thinking that maybe you might want to -- I do n't know - - help me out with a little ... professional assistance . Do you need some help ? Yes , I do . Dr . Morris , dial 1 18 , please . Dr . Morris , please dial 1-1-8 . The moment I saw you out there , I thought you were incredible . I mean , you 're not like most of the girls I know . You 're a real woman . That 's fine . Turn around , drop your pants , put both hands flat on the table . Oh , my God . - This is great . Wow . Like this ? - Exactly . I have to admit , I love you in that uniform . Do hose nylons go all the way @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm gon na perform a procedure on you called " milking the prostate . " It 's an anally-induced ejaculation . Anal ? You 're gon na feel strong pressure on the prostate gland from inside your rectum . Come on , now . You do n't have to get all scientifiic on me , baby . I mean , we can just talk -- Stop ! Okay , keep doin ' it . Yeah ! Right there ! Ahhh ! Oh , my God ! Ohhh ! Okay . All done . That was awesome . Wait . Wait . Does that work ? I mean , is it even medically possible ? Oh , yeah , it works . It works like a charm . But back to our story . It was Sunday morning back in Ithaca ... when things suddenly took an unexpected turn . I 'm a mouse . I 'm a mouse . Eat me . Eat me . Eat me . Eat me . Eat me . Eat me . Eat me . Come on . You better eat him , Mitch @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's tasty , Mitch . Mmm ! Mmm ! - Mmm ! Mmm ! - Why 'd you lie to me ? I did n't lie . You-You told me That Josh went to Boston . - No , I did n't . I said Austin . - You said Boston ! Because of you , some guy 's life is ruined in Boston . So what ? Besides , what 's the difference ? Wherever he went , he went because of you . - What do you mean , because of me ? - Look , it 's obvious . Josh likes you . It 's disgusting . I knew you 'd come back . - What do you want ? - So , how was your little get away with Josh ? - I was n't withJosh . - Huh , sure . Does n't matter though , ' cause Josh wo n't be back next semester . He 's about to flunk philosophy . What are you talking about ? See , he thinks that he has an extension on the midterm , but , thanks @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ does n't , : he 's such an idiot . - You are a psycho . - Oh , my God ! - *I wan na rock* *Turn it down , you say* *Well , all I got ta say to you time and time again I say no * - * No * - *No , no , no* *Tell me not to play* *Well , all I got ta say to you when you tell me not to play* * I say no , no , no , no * * So if you ask me why I like the way I play it * *There 's only one thing I can say to you * - * I wan na rock* - * Rock* - * I wan na rock* - * Rock* - * I want to rock* - * Rock* * I wan na rock** That night , I set the guys up at my grand parents ' house . I have n't been to my grand parents ' house in along time . When I was seven years old I set their dog on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But I hear it 's still real nice . I 'm serious . " Please . " " Thank you . " " This is delicious . " Those are the only words you 're allowed to say , okay ? What ? I 'm great with old people . Grandmas love me . Wait a minute . Wait , wait . " Manilow . " - Barry 's last name is Manilow ? - Yeah , yeah . - His name is Barry Manilow ? - Yeah . - Hi ! - Oh , my goodness ! Oh , look at you boys . Jack , they 're here ! * I see you , baby shaking ' that ass * *Shakin ' that ass Shakin ' that ass* Jack , Barry 's friends are here . Come and say hi . - The boys are here . - Oh , hey , fellas . - Hi . - Hey , how 's it going ? - Wait . Let me get up . - I 'll give you guys the full tour . - Oh , honey ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want me to do , cut it off ? I 'll tell you what , fellas , we 'll start the tour by me showing ' you where you 're gon na sleep . I 'll show you what we call the guest room . Come on . Follow me , boys . The guest room . Ohhh . I know y'all know what I 'm talkin ' about . Do n't be lookin ' at me like that now . I see ya . Come on . Excuse me . You remember this kid ? No , sure do n't . Fuckin ' -- - All right , let me ask you once more . - Have you seen my son ? - Ow . Now that you mention it , there were a few guys in here . If you loosen my arm , I could get their bill for ya . Use your other arm . - How many were there ? - I do n't know . A few . - Aaah ! Four ! One of_'em was in here trying to score drugs . Honey @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Texas . Maybe they went there . Havin ' a smoke ? Uh ... yeah , yeah . I ca n't sleep either . Goddamn Viagra gets my heart racing like a lab rat . Are you okay ? - You look kind a goofy . - No . No , it 's nothing . - Come on , out with it . - Okay . Well ... I almost died two days ago . - What ? - Our car exploded . Yeah . I could be dead right now . And since that happened , I find myself asking , " Why ? " You know ? Like ... what is my reason for living ? Are you gon na pass that doobie , or what ? Doobie ? Yeah . Yeah , sorry . Uh , thanks . - You know what your problem is ? You 're all brains . Not enough cock and balls . Actually , uh , people have been telling me that my whole life , believe it or not . When I was in the sixth grade , I got so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ put me on an adult dosage ofXanax . And by eighth grade , I was in therapy three times a week . And the truth is , weed is the only thing that could ever balance me out . You know what I mean ? Like -- - You okay over there ? - Hey , old man . I got the fuckin ' munchies real bad . How ' bout you ? Okay , Tiffany , it 's time to stop being so sad . Look at all this mail you got ! Look how many nice people care about you . You even got a package From Josh . - Really ? - Shall we open it and see what he sent ? Yeah , come on , Tif . Let 's open it . - It 's a tape . - Oh . Well , pop it in . Maybe I should watch this on my own . Oh , come on . This 'll definitely cheer you up . What do you look for in a girl ? Um , well , let 's see . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ funny . And , uh ... that 's good - - that 's good too . What else do you look for ? She should be , uh , attractive ... and , um , topless . - Uh-huh . - And she should kiss me . - Bye-bye . - You boys be good now . It was great to have ya . - Bye-bye . - I 'll tell Barry you said hello . Hey , Jack , have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes right now . *Amour* *I built a love machine* *I bow all night long* *I built a love machine I bow all night long* *I put the two dollar in* * Three on fought frowned* * Grab a hold of my drummer , baby* *Everybody watch out* * Yeah** Excuse me . back slash -- Okay , look . Some people are here , and they are being very rude . Okay . Call you back . I 'm sorry , but we need your help . - Do you know Tiffany Henderson ? - Room 109 . Yeah , um , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to pick up her mail for her . Oh , how sad . Do you have the key ? Well , she-she did n't bring it to the funeral , so I was hoping that you could -- Oh , I 'm sorry , but you need the key . Do n't worry . Her mail will be here , safe and sound . It 's not like that , you see ? She needs something . - This is an emergency . - Let 's not make a big deal out of it , okay ? Well , it 's not a big deal , but you need the key . Rules are rules . No one 's asking you to do anything wrong here , man . Just , you know , look away . Go have an Eskimo Pie or something . You guys are gon na have to leave , okay ? We 're not leaving without that mail . I suggest you listen to the man Before you get some Jackie Chan happening on your face . - Come on , fellows . Let 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! - Ohhh ! Jesus ! - I think he broke my nose . Oh , God ! - Let me see it . - Come on , Susie . - You 're a wrestler ? You bet , Mary . You wan na go ? - Let me see it . - Oh , God ! All right . - Who 's my bitch ? Who 's my bitch ? - What ? That 's it . No , no , no ! Okay , everyone , freeze ! This here is pepper spray , and we will not hesitate to use it . These guys jumped me . I was just sitting behind my desk . - What ? - Kyle ? - Dad ? - That 's your dad ? Freeze right now ! Everybody freeze ! - Put your weapon down now ! - My son was kidnapped ! - Whoa , whoa , whoa ! - Who was kidnapped ? I was n't kidnapped . These are my friends from school . What are you talkin ' about ? We all drove down here together @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' car got blown to hell . - Well , see -- - It was stolen . That 's right . It was stolen . Tell him , Kyle . Was n't it ? Uh-huh . Exactly . Stolen ? What about the damned credit card ? It was in the glove compartment , and that was stolen too . Oh , bullcrap ! This is ridiculous ! Why did n't you tell us Where you were ? Because I knew you 'd get mad ! See ? Look how mad you are ! I 'm not mad ! Come on . You 're going with me . - Josh ? - Tiffany ! - What the-- What 's going on ? - Nothing . - Damn , dude , she is hot ! - Ben , my girl friend 's paging me . Can we let these people go ? - It 's a good idea . - No one is going anywhere . - Bullshit , junior . He 's comin ' with me . - Get off of me ! I 'm going back with these guys @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back to me . - Why do n't you shut up ? What the hell did you just say to me ? I said , you shut up . All my life you 've been telling me to stand up for myself . Well , now I am . Leave me alone , you jerk ! Why , you ungrateful little -- - What -- - Go this way . Go away ! Go away ! What was that all about ? I mean , Josh , what are you doing here ? - I just missed you . That 's all . - Well , I missed you too . But it 's crazy for you to drive all the way over here because you missed me . What ? I thought you 'd be glad to see me . I am glad to see you . But , Josh , you have your entire life to live up at school . This is n't healthy . Besides ... I realized a few things this past week , you know ? You did ? Like what ? Like , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go out and have fun and meet new people ... is getting smaller by the day . - It is ? - Come on , Josh . We 've been together forever . I mean ... you 're pretty much the only guy I 've ever been with . What do you mean , " pretty much the only guy " ? Well , I was 14 , and you were away at camp . But that was years ago . Besides , we 're in different area codes . You know what ? I 've been thinking a lot about us too . - Um , the real reason I drove down here , actually -- Hold that thought . Hello ? Yeah , he 's right here . Whois this ? Hold on . It 's for you . It 's Beth . Who 's Beth ? Uh -- - Beth ? - Hi , Josh . What are you doing ? Look , I 'm not really sure what 's going on between us , but I need to tell you something . I 'm actually glad @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ something . Okay , you first . I ca n't really talk about it right now , but I promise I 'll explain everything when I get back . Okay ? Really . I promise . Uh , I-I got ta get going , okay ? Wait , wait ! Do n't you want to hear mine ? Right . Sorry . Is it good ? Not really . Jacob lied to you . There 's no extension on your midterm . - What ? - He tried to trick you . If you do n't go back , you 're gon na fail . - What do you look for in a girl ? - Shit ! She should be smart and funny . - Are n't you glad I called ? - Yes . Thank you , Beth . - I 'll call you as soon as I get back , okay ? - All right . - Okay , bye . - Is this for me ? Hmm ? Oh , God , no , no , no ! You do n't want -- - What the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can see myself on the TV . - I think the tape must be rewound . - It 's Barry . - Hey , look . Look at that . I can see my bum . Why would you send this to me ? So wait . You guys broke up , then you hugged , and then you left ? Yeah , pretty much . Oh , loser ! You always have sex with a girl one last time before you break up . Everyone knows that ! It 's not like that . I 've known her my whole life . She 's my best friend . So , what do we do now ? - You guys wan na smoke some drugs ? - Ido n't think so , Kyle . My midterm starts in exactly 46 hours , so I got ta get back . Although I 'm gon na fail anyway , so it does n't really matter , but -- - Which class was it ? - Ancient philosophy . Well , I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours . - You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in 46 hours . The key is just finding a way to relate to the material . Like , okay , you like pro wrestling , do n't you ? - Who does n't ? - Okay . Socrates-- He was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy . He started it all . * Can you hear us pumping on your stereo* * Can you hear us pumping on your stereo* * Can you hear us pumping on your stereo* *Life is a cigarette* * You smoke till itends* *But if you rock it a little bit* * You 'll burn all your sins* *Dry your eyes and take out the lies* * Yes , it 's true * Oh , what was the 20-Man Battle Royal ? Participation explains predication . Aristotle 's " one over many " argument . - Right . - You know this . You 'll be fine . Freeze right there ! Do n't move ! Is this philosophy ? All right , if you hear anything , give me a call . Bomb threat is serious business . A felony . Here , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's move it . - What 's going on with this bomb threat ? - I do n't know . False alarm , people . Everyone , back inside . We 're gon na do this thing . That 's right . - Josh . - Beth ! Hey , um ... thanks for calling . Uh , it 's been a really weird week . So , how 'd you do ? On the exam ? Pretty good , actually . - You did ? - Yeah . Were you surprised ? You were n't back in time for the exam , so I , uh , called in a bomb threat . You did that ? That 's insane . I was n't gon na let Jacob get you kicked out of school . Besides , I 'm gon na need you around next semester . So I did good , right ? Good ? That 's the coolest thing anyone 's ever done for me . Mom ? I 'm so sorry . Mom ? I got carried away with the story there . So , anyway @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ midterm . He got to stay in college . And I 'm happy to report that he and Beth are still together . They 're still really into making their home movies . In fact , they have about 70 hours of unedited amateur video . It 's pretty wild . I know , because I bought some of it on eBay . That guy Jacob - - He left school . He went on to become the leader of some cult out in Iowa . Eventually , he tried organizing amass suicide . Only problem is , he drank the Kool-Aid first , and , well , after wards everyone else just kinda changed their minds . Too bad . As for Rubin - - Remember Rubin ? Remember how he always claimed that he was destined for great things ? Something tells me the people of Earth are gon na need me . Well , he was right . Rubin used cross-pollination to develop a strain of marijuana ... that is not only remarkably potent ... but also completely undetectable by any of today 's standard drug tests @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Times ' man of the year . As for E.L . , despite his swinging philosophy on sexuality , he got pretty serious with some girl he met . And you want me to use two fingers ? I believe she was premed . Did I say two ? Better make it three . Then there 's Kyle . Kyle and his father reconciled their differences . Hi , Dad . Merry Christmas . He brought his new girl friend home To meet his parents . Rhonda , this is my father , Earl . Dad , this is Rhonda . Merry Christmas , Dad . Come here . That 's the end of the tour , okay ? I , uh , I hope each of you strongly considers ... becoming part of the Ithaca tradition ... as we lead future generations of young men and women ... forward into the new century . Thanks a lot . You guys were great . - Thanks . - Thank you so much . - No , it was good . It was fun . - Thank you so much . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fall . - Thank you . Thank you . - Yeah . - Okay . Thank you . - I 'd just like to say thank you . I mean , uh , that was ... really great . Thank you . Thank you . - *Say that crazy sound* - Thank you . - Thank you . - Mom ? *My neighbordigs the flavors till* - *He 's moving to another town* - Thank you . *And I do n't believe he 'll comeback* - * Goddamn right , it 's a beautiful day* - I 'm pumping your mommy . - * Uh-huh , goddamn right it 's a beautiful day* * Uh-huh* * Goddamn right it 's a beautiful day , uh-huh* - * Goddamn right , it 's a beautiful day , uh-huh** * Okay , what is it tonight* *Please , please tell me what the hell is wrong* *Do you wan na eat , do you wan na sleep Do you wan na drown* *Just settle down Settle down , settle down* *I 'll give you candy , give you diamonds , give you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll even let you watch the shows you wan na see* *Just marry me Marry me , marry me now* * Oh , hey* *I 'm so sick of you tonight* * You never stay awake when I 'm at home* *Is something wrong with me Something wrong with you* *I really wish I knew Wish I knew , wish I knew* *I 'll give you candy , give you diamonds , give you pills* * Give you anything you want Hundred-dollar bills* *I 'll even let you watch the shows you wan na see* *Just marry me Marry me , marry me now* * Oh , hey* You 've become so distant . Stop touching me ! Are you in love with this guy ? * When I was young I learned the game* * When love and happiness were the same* *Now I 'm older and I do n't play* *I found out the hardest way* *I got wasted , she got mad* *She called me names and she called her dad* *He got crazy* * One and one I 'll torture you* *I 'll give you candy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you anything you want Hundred-dollar bills* *I 'll even let you watch the shows you wan na see* *I 'll give you anything anything , anything* *I 'll give you anything anything , anything* *I 'll give you anything anything , anything* *Anything* *Anything* *Anything* *I 'll give you anything* : ) SiDi : )

@@5212041 - I need a doctor ! - I 'll get you a vet , you son of a bitch ! You should have shot him first . We have two clowns headed south on Route 51 and 4 miles from the border . And stop bleeding ' on the money ! All units be advised : suspects are armed and are dangerous . What the fuck ... Well , hello , boys and girls . There 's nothing worse than a sad clown . Unless it 's a clown bleeding internally , and coughing it all over your money . Well , I suppose a summer vacation with a big haul south of the border was out of the question now . But like my old mother always told me Fuck off , Loser ! Damn ! - Holy shit ! - The circus came to town ! - Vasquez ... tell you what , we 'll take care of this . - You better ! You know the paperwork involved . - We 'll say they landed on your side , okay ? - No problem . Commander . - We might have to book them ourselves . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Not the way I see it , Bill , they 're on Mexican soil . You 're a piece of shit , Vasquez ! There 's no way you 're taking ' these clowns ! You 're not in a position to bargain . I paid for our little arrangement every second Tuesday of the month , to ... Fuck you , Vasquez , you thinking ' about blowing ' the whistle on me or something , huh ? Yeah ! If I need to . - Is that a threat , Capron ? - Look . you 're corrupt , we 're corrupt . There is one difference ... we are honest about it . You 'd best bury them in that god damned I do n't give a fuck slap on the wrist beanery system in your ... You win , Bill , you wo n't be hearing from them again . Hey ! What did they do ? Rob a bank ? You figure it out , Genius ! Come . - What 's your name ? - I 'm Bozo , he 's Frosty with a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Dennis ? Ah ! Fuck ! Ruben ? Do n't worry , we 'll give him a nice burial , relieve you of your money troubles and find you a nice place . You 'll be happy there . Ah ! Prison ! I lucked out , it could a been a hole in the desert . And since I did n't have any cash , I guess they were forced to charge me . God only knew where my cash was , but at least I knew who had it . That 's been playing for six fucking hours . Tortured by the Mariachi . Ah , what 's this ? Oh ! Inmates with guns ... now that 's kind of new . I got a lot to learn about this place . Dancing with the Stars ... I see . Get your mind right , soften you up in a whole new cell with loud music , deprive you of sleep . Oh , well , I guess I was going to have to take my lumps sooner or later . - Shoes ? - Huh ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you have really small feet and these are size 11 . Ah ! Fucking ' ouch ! Jack , you work too hard . The consulate is closed . I just came to pick up the files . I think you may be forgetting to report an American citizen , that 's a serious offense , Armando . Honest mistake , Jack . Come see me tomorrow , we 'll sort it out . Oh , boy ! 5000 songs or so later we were let out of the holding cell . and transferred to the general prison populace . Now , I 've been in the joint before , but this was kind of different . Is this a prison or the world 's shittiest mall ? If I was going to survive in this place , it was time to do what I was good at . Anyway ... I was outta cigarettes . Holy Rolex ! Shit ! Thank you . Well , it was bed time at El Pueblito . It looked like all the good pieces of dirt were taken . Ya know , ya @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to pinch on you . Somebody was running this place ... and it was n't the Warden . Now he looks like Somebody ... people showing ' him respect . Yeah , he 's Somebody ... he 's yelling ' at people . Though the little guy in the Bad-Taste clothes is working for ' I 'm , because he 's making his life miserable . And the ... Wait a minute ! . 12 o'clock ! Guy in a bathrobe , in the Penthouse . Well , he must be El Hefner ! No , no ! Those two guys are both working for him . He does n't even have to get dressed and he 's making BOTH their lives miserable . We need a bathrobe like that ! I had to improve my social standing around here . It was simple , really . Two bits bought you a day off work so you could focus on doing a real job . Need some heroin ? Make tracks to the Smack Shack , where business was always booming . You got a cigarette ? Yeah . Can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - 18 ! - Get lost ! - I 'm 10 , can I have one now ? - No ! You probably want me to keep my mouth shut . When Manolo 's taco stand caught on fire , and Rodrigo , the doctor , says there 's some misplaced cash , - when I talk , the shit 's really going to hit the fan . - Cigarette ? Light ? - So , you 're a Watcher ? - You learn a lot from watching . - What are you in here for ? - Very funny ! - I 'm only 10 , Man , my father was a dealer . - He was ? Yeah , I live here with my mom . You speak pretty good English , Kid , where did ya learn . Sesame Street ? What 's with all the school kids going ' back and forth all the time ? If you 're not a inmate , you 're free to go in and out . - What ! They live here ? - Yeah ! If you have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ live with you . - While you 're serving time . - That 's a new one ! - How come you do n't go to school ? - I 'm special . Yeah ! How ya special ? Most Gringos are in worse shape after a few days in El Pueblito . - Some vacation , huh ? - I bet you 'd like one of these . - Oh ! Would I ! - Oh , yeah ! Well , your ... your file does n't have a name , do you have a name ? Yes , Richard Johnson . Dick Johnson , huh ? It 's unfortunate . Anybody I can contact for you , Dick ? Wife , sweetheart , - No ! - boyfriend ? - No . - I did n't think so . Says here you were caught buying valium in a drugstore downtown without a prescription . That does n't quite fit ... What 're you doing in here ? You 're right , it does n't fit , that is bullshit . They 're making this up ! Two cops @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ then I ended up in here . - You got to get me outta here . - Just misunderstood , huh ? Yes ! That 's right . You do n't have any fingerprints . A guy who burns off his fingerprints is a career man , even I know that much . - Are you going to get me out of here or not ? - Seems to me somebody 's trying to bury you in here . No shit . Sherlock ! What do YOU want ? I mean , maybe I can help YOU ? Like I said , I ca n't help you without any information ... You 're not giving me any information ! You spring me outta here , I 'll give you plenty ! You know , it 's ... it 's a lot easier to end up dead in here , than to survive ... A Gringo without money in a South-of-the-Border jail . Nah ! It 's not so bad ... you know . At least it 's a shithole . All right ! You 're not going to tell me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I can respect that ! But I will find the truth out for myself , ya know . I know even a blind pig has to find and acorn now and then . You called me fat . Be careful , My Friend , you 'll hurt my feelings . Let me tell you something ' . There 's a little , skinny guy inside o ' me . And you know what that guys is saying ? He 's saying ' something ' stinks about you . And I 'm going to find out what it is . - Nice meeting you . - You , too , thanks for coming by . - Yeah , do n't sweat too much . - Aw , I never do . The Ugly American ... I thought it was me until he turned up . I did n't like him sniffing ' around my business . - Hey ! You speak English ? - Yeah ! I 'm looking for a place to live and you look like the guy that knows . Real estate is a high commodity . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are ! Nothing special ! There is a common bathroom for ten on the south side TV and cable are additional if you want it . Fan , blanket and towel are complimentary . Welcome . Perfect ! Well , this must be Cell Block A . Gives a whole new main ' to doing ' " Hard Time " . A special wing for special inmates . I guess you had to know someone to get in . What the FUCK are you looking at ? Fuck ! Okay , so escaping is frowned upon . It 's harder than it looks , Handsome ... breaking out . I do n't know , it looks pretty easy to me . You can buy anything in El Pueblito ... except your way out . - Even Java has to come back when he goes out . - Who 's Java ? He runs the Joint . He lives up there , where the rich people live . Ah , the guy with the cheesy bathrobe and the cell phone . - Yeah ! Cigarette ? - No ! What do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... dinner , soccer matches , whatever . But even HE has to come back . Wow ! He 's really got a good thing going for him in here . Oh , yeah ! He 's going to die , the worthless asshole ! - Hum ? - I 'm going to kill him . - Okay ! Why ? What did he ever do to you ? - It 's personal . - Oh , remind me to never rub YOU the wrong way . - Cigarette ? - No , Kid , your mother has a vicious right ! - She asleep ! - She worked late last night . - Yeah , I know . What does she do ? She works for Java . Last night was Casino Night . - Hey ! Who are those two guys ? - Ren and Stimpy ? The big guy , Caracas , - that 's Javi 's brother . - What about the little real estate cat ? Carnal ? He 's a cousin . He 's a useless prick . Even they hate him . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they took blood from me , I 'm figuring it 's not a health thing . No shit ! Can I have a cigarette , for fuck 's sake ? You know , the other day , you told me you were special . - How are you special ? How are you special ? - Fuck you ! You 're so special , get your own fucking ' cigarettes . Quit mooching ' off me , I 've got a 40 year habit , get lost ! Ah ! Sunday . Visiting Day at El Pueblito . Bring the whole family to crapiest place on earth . Enjoy out ever popular , world famous , cavity search . At twenty bucks a pop , they were making ' a killing . Hey , Kid , that 's more than a toothpick you got there ? - What 's your plan ? - Stab him in the heart . Oh ! It 's the aorta , the human cava . Those are pretty deep blood vessels , chances are you 'd miss . - How about the stomach ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . A quick treatment 's probably save his life . - The neck ? - Yeah , good thinking ' , the carotid . Now , too high for you , Kid , you 'd need a ladder . Typically , if you want to kill someone instantaneously you go for the central nervous system or the brain . Lights out . Can I have a smoke ? I really need one . No . Not until you tell me why you 're so special around here . - Fuck , you ca n't touch me ! - Why ? If I do this , these guys are going to kill me ? - You 're holding out on me , Kid , spit it out ! - Fuck you , you fuck ! Just knock it off ! Is that guy Java is your father ? Is that 's why they protect her , huh ? You 're a mosquito ! Sit the fuck down ! A man who wo n't level with you , that 's a man you ca n't trust . You do n't ever talk @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ killed my father . I was seven when I came to live here . My parents were doing 15 ... drug trafficking . Java needed a new liver , and my dad was a perfect match . Same rare blood type . He has my father 's liver . I want to cut it out of him and bury it with my dad . Okay But what 's the deal with you ? - He 's going to need another liver . - Fuck ! Marked as you ARE ... special . That 's why they took my blood . - Bingo , Gringo . They test everyone , but I 'm the only match . I got put on the Inside at 14 . I tried to fuck-up somebody I really hated ... my dad . I wish someone would a killed him , I would a given him a cigar ! He 'd been beating ' up on my mom ... the 3rd time that week I snapped finally and went to work on him with a baseball bat . The only mistake I made ? I did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the Shitter the first time . So , ya got to be careful , Kid . If you 're going to do this thing , do it right , otherwise they 'll fry your balls off . And although you 're not using ' em at the moment , trust me , someday soon you 're going to want those puppies working ' ! You do n't want to kill Java . You NEED to kill Java ... before he kills YOU . Here , look at this . I was a sniper . Snipers work in two-man teams . - I need a spotter , you know , for the gig . - Why , you going to shoot him ? It 's not about that , it 's about watching and waiting . We 'll see , we 'll get ' I 'm . Yeah , fuckers live too long . Come here . What did ya find out ? Hey , fellas ! Who the fuck are you ? I 'm with the U.S . Consulate in Tijuana ... really . - Are you a cop @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - So , what do you want ? No , what do you want ? The man who drove this car or the guys who 're spending the money ? Both . One-stop shopping , welcome to Costco . - Yeah , here 's my membership card . - Aw , come on . take it easy , Cowboy . All I want is the joy of seeing justice done , it 'll be for the right price , I 'm not greedy . Hell , I 'll get you a picture . I 'll take it to him ... personally . Huh ? How do you like them apples ? That 's Magno , he 's running in 4th . There 's no way he can beat Blue Demon Junior ... he 's a champion . For him , it 's ... Tzaltar 's like the best . They 're like the shit . Man . Before my dad got locked away we were supposed to see this match . Hey , give me that , you ... you got to knock this shit off , Kid . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Here , get yourself an ice cream . - All right ! Thanks ! - Bring me back the change . - Hey ! - Hey ! Play the money ? Well , ya know , he worries too much , and he needs to be a kid for a while . Why , you going to hit me again ? He does worry too much . Today he looks happy . He talks about you , told me about your dad , and how you talked him out off something stupid . - That 's not easy . - No , he 's smart , he listens . - He does n't talk to many people . - No . Want a beer ? Okay . Oh ! I have a visitor . I 'm sorry . I 'll take you up on that beer later . Thank you . Well , howdy , Buckaroos ! You all ! You look sharp ! Thank you for your financial contribution to our families . Do n't mention it . We took care of Frosty , by the way . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Oh , I did n't know him that well . We have a serious problem . Is this something I can help you with ? Well , the thing is , two of the cops who were with us when we first met , turn up dead . Cops die all the time , it 's part of the trade . What is troubling is the fact , they were tortured . Badly ! So , we wanted to ask you where you got the money . We are just concerned that someone might be looking for you . - And of they are , we need to know who it is . - I see . Two million bucks is a lot of money . Two million dollars is a lot of money , you 're right . Why , it says here they were found in a brand new Mercedes . Which model was it ? Listen ! Things can get better or worse for you in here . Well , let me guess , you got friends in here , too . Well , I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean , he knows about the money you stole from me , huh ? - I mean , you gave him his cut , right ? - Listen , you fucking Gringo . You may think you have this BS figured out , but you do n't know shit ! - Just tell us where you got the money . - I 'll tell you what ... Whoever tortured those cops , surely knows you 're in here . If you tell us , we could help . Because otherwise , it 's just a matter of time before they come get you . I know . You 're right ! And ... and here 's the thing , and I 'm sure the two of you will agree with me ... they 'll be coming to get you two first , so here 's my advice , Stop spending my fucking ' money , put it someplace safe and then go and hide yourselves , okay ? Because when they find you , they will kill you , and then I 'll never get my damn money . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Yeah ! Take it easy out there . You 're have no idea who we are . You 're Vasquez , badge No . 9-0-3-4-8-9 , and you 're Romero , badge No . 1 ... Ah ! Fuck it ! - Ya ever been fishing ? - Never been outta the Joint . No ? Well , you got a treat in store with a scheme like this . There he is . You know what to do , divide and conquer . Sorry . Bang , bang . - Heart shot . - Yeah , well , you spot , I 'll shoot , come here . We did better than I thought . Here , here 's your cut . - Here , I got these for you , too . - What is it ? - Nicotine gum . - What 's it do ? Stops the craving . Do n't flash it around , do n't spend it in big chunks , that 's how you get bonged , okay ? Hey ! How about that beer now ? - Now ? Twist my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . I was a user , that 's how we met . Then I help him out cutting the shit , packing it . We got busted with 3 kilos . - Cup of ginger ? - Thank you . At least I got cleaned-up in here . You got a cigarette ? - Yeah , you remind me of someone . - Yes . If you tell him , I 'll kick your ass . - Again ? - Worse ! Where is he ? Is he around ? - I think he went for a beer . - What ? Oh , you bum ! - So , are ... you married ? - Easy , Mamacita , you 're moving a little fast . It 's a very sensitive subject for me , I ... I was . She ran-off with a former business associate of mine , one Reginald T . Barnes . We were doing a job , I got away , he got caught . He ratted me out for immunity , and I did seven years in the Slammer . She ended-up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? You know , I still have recurring dreams about it . Yeah ... there 's a knock on the door , Reginald 's opens it he 's wearing ' underpants and eating a bowl of corn flakes , weird , huh ? Yeah , not a pretty sight , there 's milk spilling ' down his chin and shit . and my wife 's making ' coffee over behind him . And these two goons at the door whip-out these massive canons and guh-guh , guh-guh , guh they start filling ' begin his chest full of holes , He hits the floor , dead as a mackerel , she drops the coffee and starts screaming ' her ass off . And then ? Then I wake up . - The resentment will kill us all . - But them first ! Well , here 's to resentment . - I know you know about the liver . - I know . - How rare can blood be ? - Very . It 's called " Bambi Blood " , one in half a million . - And Java @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ son . I never know when they 'll come for him . Yeah , well , we 're not going to let that happen . Are we ? Caracas ... I saved your brother 's life . I saved your life , too , I protected the Kid and the liver . Terminated two troublesome employees . Do n't tell me you were n't thinking about killing him already . I saved you the embarrassment of having family blood on your hands . And if he was willing to kill your brother , he was coming ' to kill you next , in about a minute and a half , to be precise .. So , I saved your fucking ' life twice . Fuck ! Fuck ! Fuck ! Okay , okay , give me a minute , I got to change my shorts . Got to wait ! Which one ? Yep ! Hey there ! - Oh , hey , Butter Balls . - Yeah , " Butter Balls " . Just checking ' - in , wanted to see how ya were doing ' . Fine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I see you 're still hanging ' in there , so ... So ... I know there 's money , I can still help you out , all I want is a piece of the pie . Talkative as ever , but that 's okay . Say , it was nice knowing ' ya . Sorry , if we got off on the wrong foot . Good luck , then , you 're going to need it . Butter Balls was putting ' the squeeze on me , sooner than I thought . It was time to play a card I 'd been holding back . Trying ' to get my cash a little closer . Good day . What do you want ? I have some information for you that you might find valuable . Two cops , Vazquez and Romero , badge number 9-0-3-4-8-9 ... - We know our cops . - Oh ! You know them ? Well ! In that case , you 'll find this really interesting . They took a sizeable amount of money from me when they brought me here and I figure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wonder if they gave you your cut . - What ? - What 's in it for you ? Nothing ' now , probably since I told you , but I ... look , I think a finder 's fee would be fair . - How much ? - Oh , I do n't need much , 10% maybe ... okay , 8 . - How much money ? - Oh ... You know , I only stole it , I did n't have time to count it ... but , I ... ballpark ? 10 million , maybe a little more . You know what will happen if you are pushing my leg ? Yeah , I know , I know . I would n't push your leg . See you later . The Boss rejects it ... one million seven . - Where the fuck 's the rest ? - I ... I swear to God , that 's all there was . - That 's bullshit . - No bullshit ! It 's true . Hello , can you see me ? Uh ... yeah , Boss @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all there ? No , there 's only one point seven and a couple new cars out front . - Where 's the rest ? - It 's all there ... except for what we spent . - The cars , some hookers ... - We bought them shoes and tacos , that 's all . - Friends , where is the rest of my money ? - That 's all there was . Talk to the gringo that stole it . - Cut the toe off . - But ... we already did that , Boss , two of ' em . - Cut another off . - No , please . I swear . That 's all there was . Mr . Vasquez , listen very carefully . You see , I 'm missing four million dollars , you 're missing three toes , so far . I 'll give you a moment to do the arithmetic , then it 's up to you if you want to talk . - What did he say ? - He said what does " ritmaticks " mean . Ah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Hey ! No ! No ! No ! Hey ! - I swear ! No ! Please ! - There were only two ! - Last chance , Vasquez . - No ! Do n't ! Do n't ! No ! - I swear , - Are you sure ? I Swear ! Who the fuck are you ? Hey ! That 's my money ! Java . Java , you motherfucker , I 'm going to fucking ' kill ya ! Ah , Jesus ! I 'm going to kill ya , Java , with my own fucking ' hands . - You Buffet ? - You got it . If you 're hungry , try the fish tacos , it 's their specialty . There 's something coming ' down to me and I do n't want you two to get caught in the middle of it , so ... - So , if you do n't see me for a week ... - Okay . There is something you 're not telling us . This gun belonged to Doroteo Arango . Do you know who he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dead , because you have his gun . He was better known as Pancho Villa . This is the same gun he fired in The Opera Restaurant in Mexico City . - Have you ever been there ? - No . The hole 's still there in the ceiling . They auctioned this gun off a few years ago in the States , they thought that was the original . During the revolution there was a shortage of bullets , and Pancho was well aware of that , so he made sure that every bullet counted . - Who the fuck are you ? - If you really need a name , it 's Barnes , Reginald T . And I 'm sorry about the mess , I did n't mean ... You 've been spending time with the Kid and his mother ... Keep away from them , and this is the last warning you 'll get .. - What name ? - Barnes ... Reginald T . Barnes . Java ... - Welcome to the United States . - Hey . - What 's your citizenship ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Chicago , Illinois . Good morning , Warren Kaufmann 's office . Oh ! Ah ! One second , I 'll see if he 's in . Mr . Kaufmann , Clint Eastwood is on the line . - Hello ? - Hold for Mr . Eastwood , please . Thank you . Hey , how are ya doing ' ? Thanks for taking ' my call , Sir . Well , it 's quite a surprise , Mr . Eastwood . I 'm a fan of your work . This is bullshit ! You know what , Man ? - This is not what you guaranteed me . - Excuse me a minute , Sir . This is not what you said ... - Okay , now , that 's better . - Ok , move along ! That 's good ! You all right , Man . Hallelujah to ya ! Good ! All right ! Set up for take 2 ! Sorry , Sir , I 'm a working ' stiff , you got to make your time where you can . What can I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know , I 'm going to be in San Diego for a couple days playing ' a golf tournament , and all the proceeds are going ' to the Stroke Association . I play golf myself , you know ? Well , my associates and I are looking to make a meeting with you , if we could . Sit down and let you know how you can be a part of the Stroke Association , and doing ' good in the community and it 's a damn decent tax write-off . Well , it sounds interesting . Do you think you could make it to my office tomorrow morning ? Yeah , I 'll have my assistant , Mr . Barnes , be in touch with your assistant ... Make all the arrangements . Great ! You 'll make my day . That 's a good one . I 'll take better care of this one . We have to do this as soon as possible . He needs the donor . Thanks . Microwave 's over there . Do n't let me eat this shit . What 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all right , pop the fucking ' hood , Man . Hi , I have Warren Kaufmann from Rapcom for Mr . Jackson . One moment please . I have Warren Kaufmann on the line . The ship guy ? That 's what they said . Put him through . - Hello . - Hello , Mr . Jackson , thanks for take ... Excuse me for a minute . - Thanks for taking my call . - My pleasure , Sir , how can I help you ? Well , I understand you represent a Mr . Frank Fowler . - Yeah , in some matters . - Are you familiar with my business , Mr . Jackson ? Well , from what I hear , you 're the largest shipbuilder in America . Among other things . Look , can I assume that our conversation is confidential ? - Yes , of course . - Good I 'm interested specifically in Mr . Fowler 's Marshmallow-Export Business . - I do n't know what you mean . - You do n't ? Well , then , but , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Perhaps . - Well , how specifically can I help you , Sir ? - Could I arrange a meeting with Mr . Fowler ? Oh , I 'd have to check his availability , but ... - I 'm sure we can work something out . - Unfortunately I can only meet tomorrow morning , if that 's possible ? If you can make that work , at my office , Downtown , the Rapcom Building , say10 a.m . ? - We 'll be there . - Great . Hurry-up ! . Do n't move ! - Who 's the brunette ? - What the hell are you doing here ? Tomorrow , morning , very important meeting , pick you up 9 a.m . , Warren Kaufmann . - The Warren Kaufmann ? - Yep ! What the hell does he want from us ? We do n't build ships , do we ? He wants to do business with us , Frank . Okay , 9 o'clock . No ! - Hi . - Hi . - I 'm here to see Mr . Kaufmann @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be Stephanie . - Yes . - It 's so good to meet you at last . - Likewise . - Mr . Kaufmann is ready for you . - Excellent . Go ahead and just follow me . - We were expecting Mr . Eastwood plus four . - Oh , well , the Tall One is en route . You 'll hear him drop in ... cowboys and helicopters ... he 'll probably buzz the building . - Are you expecting rain , Mr . Barnes ? - Well , you never can tell , Stephanie . - Thank you . - Okay , step in Mr . Barnes is here , his associates are on the way . Mr . Barnes . Thank you , Stephanie . Please show the gentlemen in when they arrive . - Mr . Kaufmann . - So nice to meet you . Likewise , why ... and thank you for taking this on such short notice . My pleasure . Look at this view ! And this is " Think outside the box " . - You know it . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an appointment with the Mr . Kaufmann . - Yes , they 're expecting you . - Step in . - Thank you . Gentlemen , what took you so long ? Mr . Kaufmann 's just in the restroom , he should be out in a minute . - That chopper turn up yet ? - No , not yet . No ? Okay . - Well , make yourself at home . - A Warhol ? No , that 's a Nine Dot Puzzle . And the trick is ya got to join all nine dots together using only four lines , never take your pen off the page . - You gentlemen like something to drink ? - A coffee would be great . - Sir ? - No , I 'm fine , thanks . Hey ! I think I got it . Oh , my god ! Mr . Kaufmann ? Mr . Kau ... my god . Mr . Kaufmann . There 's a bomb or something , and Mr . Kauf ... Mr . Kaufmann ! Oh ! Are you okay ? Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... barely missed his liver . How fast can we go ? - First thing in the morning . - No . No , you tell me when you 're done , we 're going tonight . Put it in your mouth ! Put it in ! Eat the chilli , Baby ! C'm on ! Suck it ! Take it all , take it all . Now , now , now , now ! Hi . - How do you find me ? - I followed the bread crumbs . Even in a town like Tijuana you 're kind of unique . - I need to spring somebody outta prison here . - Oh , Yeah , what 's his name , One point Sevenmil ? Stupid son of a bitch , why did n't you let me help you , we could a been splitting ' this ? And now what ? Not a fat chance getting it from Java before he 's shipped off to Federal with a new liver . What was that ? It 's over ! The government 's shutting ' the place down @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fucking ' moron , Javi 's having ' an organ transplant , in the middle of a raid . Well , you 're not going to leave me like this , are ya ? Sure as fuck am . These credentials ' come in mighty handy . Hey , hey , hey , hey . They said my car was in the Impound ... where 's that ? Yeah , it 's a federal impound , next to the Racetrack . I would n't exactly call it a car anymore . Take your time , make ' em squeal . Put it back . Where 's the boy 's mother ? - In the Avenger . - Bring her here , or I 'll kill your brother . Okay ! Follow me . Thank you , Madrina . It 's mine . Lift it up ! Stop ! Thank you . Let ' em go ! Reginald T . Barnes ? Honey , you want coffee ? Hello Please . Health Well , boys and girls ... To the untrained eye it looks as if crime pays , does n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ guys with my particular set of Karmic-Could-Bees There was bound to be a bump or two down the road . Come on ! Ah , what the hell . I 'm going to enjoy what 's left of this summer .

@@5212141 Can you take a break from your phone for a second ? Sorry . Vinny wanted me to show a house this weekend . Calvin , you ca n't . We 're going up to the cabin . I know . That 's what I 'm telling him . See ? Great . Listen , honey . I ... I know you 're nervous about seeing her again but you do n't have to worry . I 'm here for you . And I 'm sure it 'll be fine . Just like old times . That 's what I 'm afraid of . So , tell me what she 's like . I do n't really know . I do n't even talk to her that much . I mean , when you were younger . Well , we were both kind of rebellious . You ? Rebellious ? - In my own way . - Yeah , sure . I will believe when I see it . Oh , my God ! That 's her . - Rebecca , are you all right ? - Yeah , it 's just ... Not much has changed . How @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't know . Maybe ... - 16 . So , what 's the plan ? Maybe we should get unpacked . And settled . No . I wan na do this first . - Are you sure ? - Yeah . You sure you want me here ? You can go first if you want . No . It 's okay . You were closer to her . Mom , I 've never had to deal with life without you . Every memory I have , you 're there with me . When dad died , you were the one who rocked me to sleep . I know how much this place meant to you . To us . Here , you say something . This is the closest I 've been to mom in 12 years . Can you believe this is the first time I 've been up here ? After all this time . It 's a nice place . I always wanted a cabin growing up , my family was poor as dirt . I was lucky if I got to go camping . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... still fairly new at it . But I ... I think I 've got what it takes . There 's ... It 's good money in it . - And Abby ? - She 's in marketing for a record company . Indie bands , small label . Very hip . She 's ... she 's good at it too . So , what do you do ? Hey , how was your shower , babe ? Amazing , as long as you do n't like water pressure . - Who does ? - What you got there ? It 's my old knife . From Girl Scouts . I thought I had lost it . So , what have you been telling your fiance about me ? - Why ? What were you two talking about ? - We were just chatting . Actually , Abby told me you two were a couple of hell raisers back in the day . - I never said that . - Yes , you did . You told me this morning . Yeah , Abby was a real rebel . Remember @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for two days . - That did n't happen . Yes , it did . You thought Mr . Zolinsky was disappointed in you . Okay , so I should have punched him in the face like you did and punish him for my bad grade . - Okay , you remember that . - Yeah . - You punched a teacher in the face ? - No , not exactly . Yeah , it was more like , just his right eye . Wow , that 's bad ass . - I never punched a teacher in the face . - Do n't worry . There 's still time . Honey , you look a little empty handed . - How about some wine ? - Yes . Thank you . So ... How are things in Louisville ? How 's Aunt Linda doing these days ? She 's okay . Do you talk her much ? No , not in long time . I was getting sick of her lectures . - She 's still a little off ? - Yeah . It 's getting worse as she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when mom got sick . So , that 's something . Well , we 're glad you 're here . Feels weird though . Does n't it ? Yeah . It 's ... I do n't know . I do n't know what to think . Are you doing okay ? You seem okay . If you ever feel like you wan na leave , just let us know . No , this is good . I should be here . My therapist in Louisville told me I should come back and face this place , if I had any hope of putting what happened behind me . Well , we 're here for you . You were acting a little strange tonight . Was I ? Come on , Calvin . You seemed pretty uptight around her . I still remember when you were afraid that corner store guy did n't like you . Yeah , he was a tough nut to crack . Seriously . What 's going on ? You know , you never talk about it . About what happened to Rebecca . We 're going @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ trust me . It 's not that . Just ... It 's just a messed up situation . I do n't like to talk about it . I understand . But she 's here now . So maybe , you should let me in on this . Well ... You know , she was kidnapped . And ... Yeah , I remember all that . - Her boyfriend , right ? - Chuck . - And she tried to kill herself ? - No . Not right away . There was something else . They never reported . Mom kept it quiet . When they found her , she was pregnant . Mom made her get a ... abortion . Oh , my God . I am so sorry . We do n't have to talk about this if you do n't want to . I 'm sorry I brought it up . No , it 's not that . It 's just ... Calvin , it was my fault . No . No , Abby , that is not true . We were up here for the weekend . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this huge fight about Chuck . I knew he was a scumbag and I ... I would n't leave it alone . And we were screaming at each other , and then she ran off into the woods and I ... I did n't see again until after the search party found her . Abby , it 's not your fault . You could n't have known . If I had n't chased her away , it would n't have happened . Abby , that 's not true . Chuck was obviously a psychopath . If it did n't happen then , it could have happened another time . Great . That makes me feel so much better . I did n't mean it like that . You 're a great motivational speaker . I ... I know this is a horrible situation , but ... At least , Rebecca is here now . With us . We 'll do everything we can , for her . We 'll make it work . The worst is behind her . We can be a family . How are you , happy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ They know not the meaning of a true vacation . Speaking of which , thought you said you would n't work while we were up here ? Honey . No . I 'll get her . - Sure ? - Yeah . Go back to work . Rebecca ? Okay . Rebecca ? Rebecca ? Rebecca ! Rebecca ? What is the matter ? Sorry . I just ... Something about this place reminds me of that night . What did your doctor tell you ? To take a tour down memory lane ? Does n't he understand what you went through ? You do n't understand . It 's not that simple . Then lay it out for me . I had to come up here . I ca n't explain it . Do n't you worry about anything . What happened is in the past . I 'm here now and we 're gon na get through this together . I know you wan na help me , but you do n't know what I 've seen . What is that ? - What happened here ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ There must have been a plane crash . - Abby , I do n't know ... - Looks like it happened recently . We should n't be here . Abby ... Rebecca ? - Did you see it ? - Yeah , it 's definitely a crash . Not sure about this , though . Do you think it was a bad idea we came up here ? It 's too late to worry about that now . We just have to deal with the situation as it stands . Yeah . I guess so . I just wish I knew why she freaked out . What she went through was traumatic . I do n't think she was ready to face it . Calvin , just because you took those online psychology courses , does n't mean that you can cross-analyze everyone . Jesus , Abby . Calm down . Sorry . It 's just ... - It 's been a stressful day . - How 's Rebecca doing ? I gave her something to help her sleep . Rest is probably the best thing right now . How @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Do you wan na get up and stretch your legs ? We should n't have gone up there . - Becca , what 's bothering you ? - We were n't meant to find that . You brought that back ? - We have to get rid of that , right now . - Becca , calm down . What 's the big deal ? - I do n't want it around me . - Calvin , get it out of here . - Get it away from me . - Calvin , now . Okay . It 's okay . It 's gone . Now , what 's gotten into you ? We should n't have come back here . This was a mistake . Becca , I do n't understand why you 're acting like this . Nothing happened up there . Everything happened up there . It 's beautiful out here . Yeah . It 's okay , honey . She 's gon na be fine . It 's just a transition period . You think so ? After what she 's been through ? Plus your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's what I used to think , but ... Or maybe mom was just trying to protect her . No . Abby , do n't start thinking that way . It 's better that Rebecca faces this now and learns how to stand on her own two feet . We can help her do that . Maybe you 're right . I like hearing that . Do n't hear it too often . That 's because it 's not true all that often . I really appreciate you being here for me . And Rebecca . Of course . I love you . Hello ? Becca , is that you ? What do you want ? We have to leave this place . Calvin . - Rebecca , Good Morning . - Good morning . Where 's Abby ? She 's ... She 's out at the car . Organizing . - You feeling any better ? - Organizing ? Yeah , we packed up our stuff this morning . We 're going home . Abby ? Oh , sweetie . How 're you feeling ? - Okay , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ light , so I figured we 'd just eat on the road . Why are you in such a rush ? Last night , you were the one who was in a rush . What are you talking about ? You came into my room and said we had to leave . What do you mean ? I slept the whole night . No , I ... I walked you out my room , and ... And then ... Okay . Whatever . Sounds like you had the most boring dream ever . I 'll go get my bag . - This is such a nice place , Abby . - We just bought it . It was our first act as a soon-to-be-married couple . Looks expensive . Well , it was a little bit of a stretch . But Calvin got us a really good deal . The guest room is all set up for you . Yeah . I ... I 'll show it to you . You 'll be really comfortable there . Thank you so much , you two . I really appreciate how welcoming @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're family . Hey , what 's going on down here ? Calvin ? Oh , my God , you brought that home ? Abby , you 've ... You 've got to check this out . The table 's uneven , right ? Lift the edge of the table . - Why ? - Just ... grab the edge . Lift it . Hey , what are you guys doing ? Is that what I think it is ? I 'm sorry , sweetie . I did n't know . It was ... It was totally me . This thing is ... I have never seen anything like it . - Well , what do you think it is ? - I do n't know . But that was a crash out there , right ? Well , every plane has to have a black box . A black box ? Yeah . They 're indestructible . They record everything that happens to a plane . They come in handy when one goes down . The engineers study it . Find out what happened that caused the accident . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't know . Should n't it look like a box ? I ... I do n't know . It could be some new model . Why did you want me to lift the table ? I was just doing some tests , but ... If it 's gon na bother anyone ... you know , we do n't have to . - Do what you were gon na do . - All right , Abby . Grab the edge of the table and lift it to make an incline . Little higher . What the fuck ? That is not a black box . You should n't have brought that here . It 's just a fucking black ball . Who knows what it is ? That is exactly why you should n't have taken it . What if it is a military thing ? Absolutely . It could be something experimental . A prototype . So , why do we want that ? - What if it 's worth something ? - So it 's about the money ? I do n't know but it could be worth a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wan na know what it is . What if it 's dangerous ? Dangerous how ? That you might step on it and slip ? What if it 's radioactive or something ? - Are you kidding me right now ? - I do n't know . Listen , it 's fine . I promise . If at any time , it seems like it might be dangerous , we 'll contact the authorities . - The authorities ? - The police . The fucking army . Whatever . We 'll hand it right off . But it might be worth something and how will we know unless we find out what it is first ? This could be good for us . Help pay for this house that you love so much . Okay . If it seems dangerous at any point , it 's gone . - Abby . - It 's fine . Now , I 'm not scared of ... Whatever it is . Neither am I . Rebecca ? Calvin ? Calvin ? Calvin ! Honey , what 's wrong ? I ... My God @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You 're awake now . So , nobody knocked these over ? Honey , I swear . As much as I like to avoid incurring the wrath of Abby , I would not lie about this one . I did n't do it . Oh , my God . I 'm really gon na be late . Vinny 's gon na kill me . - Have a good day at work , honey . - You too . Love you . Oh , Rebecca , feel free to dig into the books or movies if you get bored . Thanks . See you later . I got ta go too . I 'm sorry it 's so busy this morning . I did n't sleep well last night , I lost track of time . - It 's fine . - If you need anything , call me . And if you ca n't get a hold of me , Calvin 's number is on the fridge . All right . Just make yourself at home . - Thank you . - Yup . Hello . Abby . Wow ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've spoken . What 's up ? I was checking in on Rebecca . She has n't been answering her phone . Well , she 's been doing great . Really great . I love having her here . - It 's just like old ... - And your mother 's ashes ? We took care of that right away . Rebecca and I did it together . Good . We took them up to the old cabin and we spread them out on the ... You did what ? We poured them into the lake at the cabin . - Aunt Linda ? - What did you think you were doing ? - I do n't understand ? - Send Rebecca home , on the next bus . You have done enough , do n't cause her any more pain . What the fuck is that supposed to mean ? You should never have taken her up there . - What are you ... - Send her back home before it 's too late . - What are you talking about ? - Abby , send her home . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It was nothing . A solicitor . Yeah , mom used to curse those guys out too . How was work ? - It was good . - Good . When do you have to get back to Louisville ? I do n't know . I bought a one-way ticket . - Check this out ! - Calvin ! Not a scratch on it . And that tells us what ? - That should 've taken a chunk out of it . - But it did n't . Calvin , it 's almost time for dinner . Can we please go upstairs ? Oh , Jesus ! Sorry , I thought you heard me coming down the stairs . What are you doing ? I could n't sleep . Is everything all right ? I just ... Had another weird dream . What was it ? I do n't know . Just weird . I have n't been feeling too well , lately . Yeah , I 'm gon na call Dr . Lieberman in the morning , see if he will squeeze me in for a checkup . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Calvin , shut up . You are the only woman I know that can get a doctor 's appointment on the same day she calls . Why do you think that is ? You have a headache ? Yeah , my head has been hurting me the past couple of days . What if it 's that thing ? Nah , that does n't make any sense . You 've been spending a lot of time down here lately , maybe it has something to do with it . No , not my ... My head 's been bugging me for a couple of weeks , before the cabin . You just said it was only a couple of days . I know . Yeah , I 'm sorry . I did n't want to worry you . Calvin , you have to tell me these things . I do worry about you . I 'm gon na get you an appointment with the doctor tomorrow , too . Okay . Come to bed soon , please . Okay , Abby . Looked at your charts . - Any @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ say you 've been feeling sick the past week or so . Yeah , sort of nauseated . Does it tend to come on stronger in the morning ? Like a morning sickness ? I suppose . Wait , are you saying what I think you are saying ? We 're sorry , your call ... - Wow ! That was a waste of time . - What ? Well ... Apparently the medical community is fairly impotent when it comes to headaches . They told me to take two aspirin , like I do n't know that . They did n't say anything else ? There was n't much to say . I took a full physical instead . They said it was overdue . How was your appointment dear ? The good doctor was happy to see you , I 'm sure . He said I was pregnant . What ? - Really ? - Yeah . Honey , that 's great . - Really ? - Oh , my God . Yeah ! Okay , I can see you are excited but what about work ? What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'll put in some more hours ... Push some more properties , I can make enough for both of us . Calvin , I like where I am at with my job right now . What if months of maternity leave jeopardizes my position ? Listen , honey , I know how important landing that job was to you . But this , is a baby we 're talking about here . Our baby . And with everything that 's happened lately , your mother passing away , and your sister coming to stay with us . Has n't it made you think ? - Think about what ? - Just about family . About how important it is , and how little of it we have left . I 'm excited about starting a family with you . Just feel lucky you do n't have to carry our family around in your uterus . I do n't have a uterus . But , I will carry you wherever you want . What the fuck ? Oh , God ! What are you doing ? Sorry . Are you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ how late it is ? What 's wrong ? Why did you put that thing under the bed ? What are you talking about ? This stupid sphere . Why did you put it under the bed ? - Calvin , I want it gone . - Do n't be ridiculous . What did you just say to me ? Look , I ... I just mean , that this thing is harmless . We still do n't know what it is . Calvin , are you even listening to yourself ? You just said we do n't know what it is , so how can you know that it 's harmless . What 's going on ? Why are you acting like this ? I 'm having nightmares . Yeah , I know . They say that can happen in the early stages of pregnancy . Like the one's I 've been having ? I do n't think so . No . Really . Vivid dreams or nightmares can be the product of all the hormones from the baby . How do you know this ? Well ... You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 've been reading them . Really ? Yeah . Honey , I know that you 're scared . But you do n't have to go through this alone . I may not be experiencing exactly what you are , but I can help you . I still want that thing gone . I do n't like it . Okay . I promise . You 're quite the cook ? What is that supposed to mean ? Nothing . It 's just nice to know that some things never change . I am sorry for taking the time of cooking you breakfast . Relax , Abby . I was just kidding . Yeah . You and Calvin are always kidding . Maybe I 'm not in the mood for anymore fucking jokes . Jesus ! Sorry . Next time , give me a heads up when you 're in a bad mood . You know , my therapist says it 's not healthy to take out your frustrations on others . Well , we all do n't have the luxury of running away to Kentucky , every time something goes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ think we left it all behind and everything got better ? It must have helped , or you would n't have done it . I 'm sorry , Becca . I understand ... I guess . If my boyfriend did to me what Chuck did to you , - I would have run away , too . - Abby , none of that happened . - What are you saying ? - Chuck did n't rape me . Of course , it happened . You were pregnant . I did n't know what happened during the time I was missing . I did n't remember . Not at first . Becca , what 's going on ? You made me so angry that night ... telling me what I could and could n't do . I ran away wishing you were n't my sister . I walked through the woods , to Sal 's gas station out on the main road . Called Chuck to come and get me . He showed up a little while later and ... we talked . Parked by the side of the road . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him . He really was n't such a bad guy . But then something happened . And the lights in the dashboard died . I thought maybe we had been sitting on the side of the road too long . Killed the battery , you know ? But , Chuck was n't so sure . When the lights came back on , he started up the car . It seemed like he wanted to get us back into town in a hurry . We took McLusky Road , as a shortcut . We were so close to the cabin . I thought you might see us . There was no light out there . Just what we could see in the headlights . We went up this incline , and when we came down the other side , there was ... What ? Abby , there were three ... Three what ? I 'm sorry . Maybe we should n't talk about this right now . Becca , we 've been not talking about this for 12 years . I think it 's way past time when we started talking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ UFOs ? - Like , flying saucers ? - I know you know what UFOs are . You used to love the X Files . Yeah , but I did n't believe . We saw them . Chuck hit the brakes hard and then the car just , died . I started screaming . I could n't stop . I 've never been so scared in my whole life . No , I do n't know what to do with this . I ca n't ... I ca n't think about this right now . - Abby ... - That is just a lot to take in . I 'm not really sure I ... You should sit down . Why did n't anybody tell me this before ? It took a lot of time . A lot of therapy to start remembering . So what did mom think ? She knew about this ? Apparently , I was babbling about this shit when she found me . When Chuck never showed back up , everyone else said I was out of my head . And that what really happened @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ believed me . Even when I did n't fully remember what happened . She trusted what she had seen in my eyes when they first found me . What about the baby ? I 'd been with Chuck before . I did n't even know I was pregnant until after they found me and ran tests . After everything happened , I was ... I just could n't think straight . I guess I believed what they said was true and ... I let mom convince me to ... Get the ... What happened after the car died ? There were these horrible creatures . Not little green men at all . They came out of their ships and they took us . We could n't fight back . We were frozen . What happened to Chuck ? They took Chuck away . I heard him screaming , but I never saw him again . Abby , I 'm so sorry . I wish I had had the guts to tell you sooner . Mom said we should never talk about it with anyone . It 's just the baby @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ while . You do n't wan na talk about this anymore ? Becca , just let me go and lay down . Who 's running away , now ? - Hey , you 're finally home . - Where 's Abby ? She 's been resting most of the day . She has n't been feeling well . Thanks for taking care of her . I 'll be in the basement . So , what are you doing down there ? No , no , no , no . I ca n't . They 're family . We have a family . It 's our family . I ca n't do it . I wo n't . What test ? Well , if , but , If ... If I ca n't , then , then who ? Who ? It 's not mine ? No . Okay . Yeah . No ! Calvin ? Calvin ! Abby ? What 's wrong ? Where 's Calvin ? I do n't know . I have n't seen him since I went to sleep . Is he in the house ? Let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . He 's always gone when I need him . Okay . Well , I 'm here . Can you talk to me ? I had another nightmare . Another ? I 've been having them ever since we were up at the cabin . There 's bright lights , and then horrible creatures and then they grab me , and ... I knew something was wrong . We should have never gone up to the cabin . What are you talking about ? Mom told me that grandma used to tell her stories about weird things happening in the woods by the cabin , I just ... Stop trying to put horrible things into my head . The only reason I had the dream is because you 've filled my mind with a bunch of sci-fi bullshit . I ca n't handle this . I feel like I 'm going crazy . No . Abby ? You 're not going crazy . Do n't think that for a second . That 's what they want you to think . I do n't need this , Rebecca . This is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he ? Last I saw , he was heading for the basement . Abby , wait . He said he 'd get rid of it . Abby ? Abby , what are you doing ? If he wo n't get rid of it , I will . - Good . I 'll go with you . - Stay away from me , Rebecca . My life has been nothing but a disaster since this thing showed up . You mean since I showed up . Well , I never would have found it , if you did n't go crying off into the woods . I only ever do that when you are around . Rebecca ? Becca . Where 's the sphere , Abby ? Fuck you . Where have you been all night ? Where is it ? I got rid of it . Just like you said you were going to . It 's gone . What ? Where is it ? Abby , that ... sphere ... Could make us rich . It 's time to stop fucking around , Calvin . There are more important @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're spending at work . And in the basement . You told me that family was the most important thing to you , but you 're never around . And even when you 're here , you 're not really here . How dare you talk to me about family ? What 's that supposed to mean ? I got a call from Dr . Lieberman 's office this morning . Yeah , so ? What did they say ? Abby , I 'm sterile . - What are you saying ? - I 'm fucking sterile . Sterile . I ca n't have kids . It 's not my baby , you fucking bitch . That 's not possible . It is possible . It 's more than possible . It 's a fucking fact . It 's science . I 'm sterile . It 's not my baby . So ... You wan na talk ? You wan na talk about family ? Come on . Let 's talk . Whose is it ? - It 's yours . - Yeah . Right . Whose is it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Who ? I 've only been with you . Right . Of course . Immaculate conception , I suppose . I am so honored . This baby , is really going to be something special . This is Linda Wallace . - I 'm not here right now . - Shit ! Please leave a message after the beep . Aunt Linda ... It 's me , again . Hey . I need to talk to you . I do n't know what 's happening , and ... Rebecca is gone . I think I 'm going crazy . Hello . Abby ? Aunt Linda , yeah . I 'm here . Where 's Rebecca ? I do n't know . I told you to send her home . I knew something might happen . She told me what happened . And ... I 've been having these ... - dreams . - Abby , stop . I do n't wan na hear it . What ? Our family has dealt with a lot of weird shit over the years . There 's only way that we 've been @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - That 's crazy . - Do n't start with me , Abby . It 's not my fault you were too good to see things for what they were . You were always too good for the rest of us . You want answers ? I 'm not going to give them to you . I do n't know where Rebecca is . So could you just give me something ? Dr . Sydney Mora . He 's the one who performed the abortion . Go ahead and talk to him . Well , what can I tell you about my most famous patient ? Rebecca ... told me a story . I do n't know what to believe , though . What , you do n't believe your own sister ? She 's unwell . All these things tend to ... run in the family . I ca n't find her and I thought if you told me about what happened then , it may help me now . Well , frankly , I 'm not surprised that she 's missing . I always thought they 'd @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do , I 'm sure finding an old test subject is n't very difficult . You 're saying you believe in aliens ? Well , you 'd have to be a fool to not believe that in this gigantic universe , there 's no other intelligent life . Believing there 's life elsewhere in the universe is a lot different - than believing your sister was abducted . - Believe what you like . So , when you saw Rebecca , your first instinct was she had been abducted ? No . Of course , not . Your mother brought her to me because she knew I would do what needed to be done . I was discreet . When she first walked in here , she did tell me what your sister had said upon being discovered . She obviously believed her . I had my doubts . That is until I saw Rebecca . - What did you find ? - She had bruises on her arms and legs . As though she had been held down with great force . Now , in a kidnapping situation , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ then I saw the cuts . She had an incision on her torso that was nearly healed when they brought her to me . But with the depth of the cut ... Why , that would be impossible for , for someone only missing a week . - I 've never seen a cut . - She also had a small incision on her palm . Looked as though she 'd been scratching it . I did a scan and discovered a piece of metal under the skin . What was it ? Implant . Tracking device . Who knows ? So the implant is why you believed my mother 's story ? It was n't until after I performed the operation and I removed the fetus from her , that I realized your mother was not as crazy as she sounded . - What was wrong with it ? - It was quite ... disfigured . Deformities that I had never seen in all my years practicing medicine . You see , in my line of work , we build a healthy constitution towards the things that make other @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is something that still wakes me in the night . You 're with a child . It is ... my fiance 's . I know what you 're carrying . And you brought that into my house . Please leave now . Fuck ! What am I supposed to do ? Jesus , Calvin ! Where 's Abby ? Abby ... is not home . Where is she ? - I was hoping you could tell me . - I do n't know . I have n't been here . We got into an argument . Just like old times ? So , what was the fight about ? Did she tell you about the baby ? What about the baby ? It 's not mine . Yeah , that 's how I felt . I might have taken it a little better than you , actually . This ca n't be happening . Becca . Where 's the sphere ? I do n't know . Is it with Abby ? Does she have it ? I do n't know , Calvin . I have n't been here . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't know where that fucking thing is . Abby got rid of it . It 's gone . You 'll never see it again . I doubt that . We 'll see Abby and the sphere soon . We just have to make them come to us . What are you ... I warned you , Abby . You should have listened to me . Fuck this . Fuck . Rebecca ? Just tell me where you are , and I 'll be right there . - Rebecca ca n't really talk right now . - Calvin ? Calvin ? What the hell is going on ? I know about the baby . And I know you have the device . I need you to bring them both to me . - Where 's Rebecca ? - She 's right here . Let me get her for you . Say hi to your big sister . You son of a bitch ! What are you doing to her ? If you do n't bring what they want up to this cabin , I 'm gon na kill her . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ going through , or what I would do to make it stop . Okay . I 'll leave right now . Good Girl . Abby , do n't call the cops . They 'll know . She 's on her way . You know , this is n't what I wanted . I love Abby . I was ... so excited when she told me the news ... about the baby . But now it looks like the joke 's on me . I 've seen things . You , Chuck . I know what you 've been through . And I 've seen pieces . I do n't want to see anymore . I do n't know how you made it through all these years . But they 'll come back . For the device . For Abby . Getting you back will just be a bonus . Maybe then ... they 'll leave me alone . Get out of my head ! Oh , my God ! Rebecca , I 'm so ... That 's a good girl , Abby . - Calvin , what the fuck are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do . We should n't have to wait long . - For what ? - They 're coming now . - They 'll take what 's theirs . - And then what ? Calvin , you love me . Is this what you want ? I wanted a family with you . Our family . Calvin , it 's your baby . No . How did you find out you were sterile ? The doctor ... called . Did he really call ? I do n't remember . I think so ... How would they know you were sterile , Calvin ? It 's yours . You want to get rid of it , is that what you want ? It 's not about what I want anymore . I need ... The voices , the pictures , in my mind ... to stop . There 's only one way that happens and I ... I ca n't control it . I 'm sorry . But it 's true . Calvin . Please . Let 's go home . Let 's go home . Do n't you fucking touch me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . No ! Oh , God . Where are you ? Where ? No , no , no . You 're here . You found it . I brought it for you . I brought them . In case he comes back . Did you hear those screams ? He 's not coming back . Well then it 's for his friends . I do n't think that 'll work . Do you have any other suggestions ? Because I feel a lot safer going with a gun . I do n't think we can stop them . There has to be some way . How come they did n't find me after I left ? God ! Oh , shit . I think they 're already here . Not this time , you fuckers . You did n't load it ? Oh , we got ta go get the shells . Your baby is healthy , Ms . Powell . Would you like to see him ? Yes . Why is he so quiet ? Why is n't he crying ? He does n't cry , Ms . Powell @

@@5212241 Nebraska Territory , circa 1853 . Come on , girls . - Hello , Bob . - Afternoon , Miss Cuddy . Come on inside , I 've got supper ready . The pie is made out of peaches ... from a can . They had four of those cans . I do n't know who got the other three , - I do n't know who could afford ' em . - It 's good pie . If it pleases you , we might have a postprandial recital . Okay , what ? - A bit of music . - I like music . ? On the distant prairie , where the heather wild , ? ? In its quiet beauty liv 'd and smiled , ? ? Stands a little cottage , and a creeping vine , ? ? Loves around its porch to twine . ? ? In that peaceful dwelling was a lovely child , ? ? With her blue eyes beaming soft and mild . ? ? And the wavy ringlets of her flaxen hair , ? ? Floating in the summer air . ? ? Fair as a lily , joyous and free @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ? ? Ev'ryone who knew her felt the gentle pow'r ? ? Of Rosalie , " The Prairie Flower . " ? That sure was pretty singing ' , Miss Cuddy . - I got some cheese . - Cheese ? Yes , Ma'am , you know I 've got a few of your sheep now . I know . Well , I made some cheese outta their milk . I wonder if you 'd like to have some . I 've got some here in my pocket . The cheese would be a fine finish to our fried chicken dinner and peach pie this evening . Well then , here it is . This is fine cheese , Bob . So why not marry ? Do what ? Why not throw in together , land , animals , implement , lives , the whole ball of wax ? We could use my capital and know-how to improve your claim and mine . And if the union produces children , so much the better . Looked at from any angle , it works . So why not marry ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a wife . Please , Mr . Giffen , I wo n't take " No . " for an answer . Miss Cuddy ... I appreciate the offer and the supper , and the concert and all ... but I can not marry you . Will not . Wo n't . I ai n't perfect , but you are too bossy . And too plum-damned plain . There ai n't no medicine for it . This one here 's still breathing a little bit , Mama . She is dead . Mother is dead ! = Mor er d ? d ! = I 'll take her outside . No ! No ! We must bury her properly ! I 'll prepare her . I 'll take her outside She is starting to smell . No ! No ! No ! We must bury her properly ! You wished for her to die . = Du ? nskede for hende at d ? . = You hated her . = Du hadede hende . = You hate me . = Du hader mig . = Take her inside ! Let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her inside ! Ice ... Cold ... FROZEN ! Oh , my Jesus . To what do I owe this pleasure , Reverend ? Springtime , Miss Cuddy . Are Clydene and the kids getting along all right ? Meaner than ever and growing by the minute . Put your mule up and come on inside the house . There 's been some trouble amongst the women here abouts . I 've heard about it . It 's bad . Guess what I 'm ordering . - I couldn't . - A Melodeon . - You are not ! - Yep , I do n't trust shipping a piano ... so , soon as I get into Loup I 'm gon na order a Mason Hamlin Melodeon . You 'll have the only Melodeon in the Territory . Back home I used to play the piano by the hour . I ca n't live without real music much longer . - I could help you with them dishes . - I do n't want any help with the dishes . So ... How you gettin ' along with that Giffen @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need them . He helps me with my corn . We planted some potatoes together and we keep the fences up . How you getting along ? When my bulls have finished their work here , I let him turn it turn up on his heifers . Well ... Seems like you are getting along together all right . These are by dTStTP ( ? ( T which is Greek to me . Feed him a meal every now and then . Like you do me . You 're a good citizen , Mary Bee . The bed up on the loft has fresh linen . I 'll take the slop out to the hogs before you go to sleep . You 're gon na give me a son . You 're gon na give me a son . Hell no ! This here is a God damned free country , Dowd ! Ca n't nobody make me do it . Thou shalt not take the Lord 's name in vain , Vester . - Especially not in His own house . - I wo n't go , I ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Savior , Vester . I ask you , why not ? I ca n't take no time away from my crops and I got the girls to look after and I ca n't afford to pay for no wagon . - I ai n't in on this deal . - Then what are we gon na do about Theoline ? Pitch her down a hole in the outhouse . You are a poor specimen of a man , Vester Belknap ! - I came here for the drawing . - Me , too . Let 's get it over with . What about Vester ? I 'll draw for Vester . - What do you mean ? - I said I will draw for him . - What did she say ? - I said , " I will draw for Vester Belknap . " Can we proceed ? This is a painful occasion for you and your families and I grieve for you . Your wives are fine and godly women . But life gave them more than they could bear . Now we all draw lots . Whoever @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ where they come from . Shall we defer the lady ? - I 'll draw last . - I 'll go first . Keep your hands closed until everybody 's drawn . Thor . Miss Cuddy . Put your hands in a circle here . On the count of 3 ... 1 ... - If that bean in my hand is black . I du n no ... - 2 ... - Pass for it . - 3 . Does that mean Vester has to go ? But he said he would n't . He has to , he 's one of us . I baptized him . - I do n't trust Vester . - Me neither . It 's true , Reverend , Vester is a brute with no conscience . - I 'll go . - You can't . - Yes I will . - Well , hell , a woman ? I can ride as well as anybody . And handle a team and shoot . You all know that . And I can cook and care for those women better than any of you can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as hell right ! That 's mighty kind of you , Miss Cuddy . You tell us what you need , we 'll ... we 'll see to it . - When will you leave ? - As soon as I can . Today is May 5th . She could be back in time to celebrate 4th of July with us . Reverend Dowd , we can not allow this . It is not a lone woman 's place to drive a wagon across this country . Much less when it carries three of the Lord 's least capable children . Then why not go with me , Mrs . Linens , we can do it together . You too , Mrs . Polhemus , better still . No , you have husbands and family to care for , as you should . But I do not , because I live uncommonly alone . Enough , please , be seated . I 'm afraid you are all are right about Mr . Belknap , he 's untrustworthy with the task of this gravity , and we need a Homesman . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ accommodate for this journey , Miss Cuddy . If you gentlemen will excuse me for a minute . - Come to look after your wagon ? - I did . - My Lord , what is that ? - It 's a train wagon , traded for it last year . Since then it 's been sittin ' out here in the snow . When Svendsen and Sours come around here wanting ' a wagon , I gave ' em a hell of a deal on it ... I give it to ' em . I cut the windows a little bigger , greased it real good , set some new spokes and fellows . That 's the just the right thing for them women . I put a sliding bolt on that door . - What for ? - Lock them ladies in . - Why would I do that ? - Stop and think about it . Oh . What 's that ? You might wan na tie somethin ' down . Puttin ' in ten of ' em . Oh my , I 'm not sure I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Listen here , Mary Bee ... You got a passable rig , mules , and you 're as good a man as any man here abouts . And you 're doing a hell of a fine thing . So go ahead on ... get to it ... and do it . - Does everybody know ? - Yep . - What are they say ? - Do n't say nothin ' . People like to talk death and taxes . But when it comes to " crazy " , they stay hushed up . Miss Cuddy ! Mary Bee ! Mary Bee ! Whoa ! These are by dTStTP ( ? ( T which is Greek to me . I tried to catch you in town , but you was already gone . What do you want , Reverend ? To give you these , they 're letters to the women 's closest to kin around Hebron , Iowa and on back East . Your journey will be long , difficult and dangerous . I expect it will . Well , bless you woman . Bless you and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't you , I truly do ? I know it . I 'd go in your place if I could . Now let us pray . Heavenly Father , look down upon my daughter . Bless her in this undertaking . Grant her thy strength , guide her with thy grace that she may carry home these poor souls . We beg of Thee . In the name of Jesus Christ , thy only begotten son who gave his life for the sins of man . Amen . Come on out outta there you claim-jumpin ' sonofabitch . Come down in here and you 'll be a sad bastard as long as you live and that wo n't be very long . Send your account to Finnedy , the bastard ! But this here is Bob Giffen 's place . Bob Giffen has gone and abandoned this place , and I have a filed a new claim with ... Go on , get the hell off of my roof , or face stiffle recourse , God damn it , I got lawyers . We need to hang that son @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are an angel ? - You 're not dead . Help me . Would you help me ? - For God sake ? - Suppose I do ? What would you do for me ? Anything ! Anything ! As God is my witness ! If I cut you down , will you do what I tell you to ? Hell , yes I will ! Swear to God ! - You swear to it ? - I swear . Swear to that Almighty God you 've been talkin ' about ? Vengeance is Mine , sayeth the Lord , and bringin ' in sheaves , and ... do unto others , and ... if you cut me down from this God damned tree , I 'll do anything you tell me to , I swear on God 's holy name . Please . All right , I 'll save you . I got a job 'll work for you . But if you try and hurt me or you try and run away ... I 'll kill you . Take off the noose . I need to collect my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I never met him . - What happened to his sheep ? - I ate ' em . Now you 've been blasted out by vigilantes and hanged for jumping Bob 's claim . Hell ! That 's abandoned . Now look at it . He did n't abandon nothing . He just went back East , to find himself a wife . It 's abandoned . It sure is . This is abandoned . Damn . Unhitch and stable the mules then tend to my mare , Dorothy , and see to it that all the stock on the place is fed and watered . Your horse needs feed , too . Well , if you do n't care to , I will , and then your supper 'll be an hour late ! Get up that wagon ! Get up here now ! C'm on ! Step up ! C'm on ! Get on there ! Cleanup before you come in . What 's this job of work you have in mind ? I would be grateful if you not use my good chair that way . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Where is Mr . Cuddy ? - I 'm unmarried . What 's the job ? Three women in this country have lost their mind ... their husbands ca n't care for them properly . You and I are gon na take them back across the river to Iowa . - The Missouri River ? - We 'll leave tomorrow . Hell , that 's five God damn weeks from here ! I will not sit still for profanity in my house . I can see why you 're single ! I need someone who can hunt and guide and spell me at the rains , help with the animals on the trip . That 's why I set you free . It 's your job and you 're sworn to do it . Three crazy women for five weeks is a lot more than I bargained for . If you 've lied to me , and intend on abandoning your responsibility , then you are a man of low character , more , disgusting pig than honorable man . Thank you for the kind words , Sister . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ old tin pail and you are bossy ! But I 'll sit out with you , because I said I would . And I 'll help you tend your cuckoo-cuckoo clocks as long as it suits me . However , I will up and leave when , where and if I please . Now , if you do n't mind me asking you , where the hell is my God damned bed ? In the stable , where you belong . What are you doing , Mother ? = Hvad laver du , Mor ? = I 'm sweeping . = Jeg feje . = You see I 'm sweeping . Why ? = Hvorfor = Why are you sweeping ? = Hvorfor feje du ? = God is in our house . = Gud er i vores hus . = Our house was always clean . Mom , you 've lost your mind . Soil is made of dust . You 'll dust off the dust ? This house will be clean . Cleanliness is next to godliness . = Renlighed er ud for guddommelighed . = ? Yonder @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hvor vejen sl ? r en bugt , = ? There is a house so beautiful . ? = Ligger der et hus s ? smukt . = ? Yonder , where the road bends , ? = Hist , hvor vejen sl ? r en bugt , = ? There is a house so beautiful . ? = Ligger der et hus s ? smukt . = The wind 's blown all the corn over . I know it . All we can do is burn the cobs in the stove . There ai n't no corn for us to eat . Just cobs ... just bare old cobs . - I know it . - The wheat and goats are dead . I know that . What do you know ? Are you crazy ? Pull up here . Whoa . - You better lock me in the wagon . - Why ? Well , I cheated one rope I do n't wan na change to another . - Them sons of bitches 'll try to hang me again . - Oh , you might be recognized . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I need 3 boxes of paper cartridges for a Navy Colt 's 36 and a jug of whiskey . - Bullets maybe , but no whiskey . - Why not ? Ca n't have you gettin ' drunk around poor , defenseless women ... no . Well , then , I wo n't go East with you ! Goodbye , Cuddy ! - What 's your name ? - That 's my business . I 'm going to the bank and I need your name . Oh , well , we 'll say " George " . George what ? - Briggs . - George Briggs . That 's right , George Briggs , George Briggs . Read this . Here , I 'll read it for you . Mr . George Briggs , care of Mrs . Altha Carter , Lady 's Aid Society Methodist Church , Hebron , Iowa . So ? I put banknotes for $300 inside this envelope , just for you . Well , why not let me have it now ? Right this minute I 'm going to the Post Office to put @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with us ? When we get to Hebron , Mrs . Carter will have it for you . Her boy 's not very not old , we 'll have to watch him close . I do n't know what he 'll do when we take Arabella away . Ma'am ... Well there she is , my wife , Belle . It 's a pleasure to meet you , Mrs . Sours . She wo n't say nothin ' , Miss Cuddy , she just sets and looks out the window . It 's like her body 's all stoved-up . I have to carry her to the outhouse , undress her nights , dress her in the morning . How long she been like this ? Ever since ... I do n't even know her no more . How old is your wife ? Nineteen . - And you ? - Twenty one I see . My , but she was beautiful , Miss Cuddy . She may be once again . Mr . Briggs , will ya winter-up your leisure long enough to lend a hand ? Now ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... there 's this , too . Her grandma 's wedding gift , I reckon it should go with her . I 'll keep it for her and see she takes it home . We 'll be back in a few weeks , you 'll hear from or meet the Reverend Dowd that she 's safe . Goodbye ! Goodbye ! You do n't love me ? You wo n't even look at me . You do n't give a tinker 's damn . Just go on home and play with that damn doll . Leave me up against it . You do n't love me ? - G'bye . - Go on , get , you can just go to hell . G'bye ! You do n't love me . Good morning , Mr . Svendsen . Come in . - She 's ready . - Why is she tied ? " God will strike you down " , she says to me . She thinks she 's God . Her cousin will pick her up in Iowa and take her to asylum . Stop it ! What a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ How will we get her loaded ? Unbolt the wagon door . Stop it ! Stop it ! Stop . Open the wagon door ! Help me , push her in . Do not untie her , she 'll try to kill you . She 'll try to kill her , too . Drop out ! What are you doing with that son of a bitch ? - Oh , no . - He 's going with us . He 's the one who tried to take over Bob Giffen 's place . I need help , surely you understand ! He was suppose to hang . - Mr . Svendsen . - Get down off that wagon . Get down off that wagon right now , or I will shoot you where you sit . I ca n't do this alone , I need him , now you leave us be ! Get us moving . You boys did n't have balls to hang me ! You wanted my horse to do it for you , did n't ya ? C'm on ! Let 's go . C'm on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that son of a bitch . I 'll watch over your wife , Mr . Svendsen , I promise , she 'll be safe with me . I 'm giving you my seed . But you refuse . You 'll receive my seed , woman . You 'll give birth to our child . You girls go to your room while I talk to your mama . Theoline , this is Mary Bee . - Undo ! - Undo your hands ? I am . Undo , undo . Undo , undo , undo . Do you know me , Theoline ? Undo , undo , undo . Line , darling , I am Mary Bee , your friend . Do n't you know me ? Now listen , girls , your mother 's very sick . But she loves you just the same as she always has . And you must love her , too , and help as much as you can . There are some things I want you to do for her . I want you to undress her , heat some water , and give @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to feet . - Right on the bed ? - Right on the bed . Wash and dry her hair , too , then brush and comb it . Then find some clean clothes for her and underwear , and dress her again . And while you do all this , I want you to smile at her and say kind things . - Do you know a little song you can sing ? - We know " Flow gently , Sweet Afton " That would be fine . And when you 've finished all this , I want you to do some chores for your father , too . You 're now the ladies of the house . I want you to sweep it out , wash the dirty dishes , take the bedding outdoors and air it ... show him how grown up you are . Will you do that for him , for me ? Now , all right , now start singing . ? Flow gently , sweet Afton ? - Good , and remember ... - ? Among thy green braes ? - love your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sing thee ? - Now , you get busy as bees , give me these foreheads . - ? a song in thy praise ? ? Flow gently , I 'll sing thee a song in thy praise ? ? My Mary 's asleep by thy murmuring stream . ? ? Flow gently , sweet Afton , disturb not her dream . ? ? Thou stock-dove whose echo resounds tho ' the glen ? ? Ye wild whistling blackbirds in yon thorny den , ? ? Thou green-crested lapwing ... ? Mrs . Svendsen , is that you ? Please , stop wailing , Mrs . Svendsen . Mrs . Svendsen , I asked you to stop . Please do ! Stop ! Mrs . Svendsen , stop ! Do you think these mules 'll make it all the way to the Missouri river ? I doubt it , not without a good feeding of corn . The one flicking ' her ears , she knows she 's the subject of our discussion . She 's a thinker , the other one 's a worker . They should have names @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't need names , they need feed , and corn 's the best there is . I 'll name that one Grace , and that one Redemption . My mare , her name 's Dorothy , after my sister . She 's married to a doctor up in New York state , that 's where we 're from . Dorothy has a little 6 year old boy and a baby on the way . Our mother died when we were little girls . What 's your horse 's name ? Brown . You did n't give me the two damned skinny blankets , it gets cold at night out here ! You noticed . We need to head south-east , follow the river bottoms . No . We 'll meet more people that way in case we need help . Ya know , only three kinds of people out here , you gon na meet wagon trains that do n't want to see crazy people . You gon na meet freighters who will surely rape you , and you gon na meet Indians who 'll kill ya ... and then @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we 're gon na go straight east to the river . We 're haulin ' an odd lot of freight . They are not freight , they are human beings . - They 're crazy . - They are precious to the Lord . Precious to me , too . Give me that skillet , about $300 worth . Wake up ! Time to get moving ! Get up and go pee ! C'm on there , girl . Watch your head on the hub there , baby , c'm on . C'm on . There ya go . Pee . God damn ! Squat down . Squat down ! Now pee ! God ... will strike you down . God will strike you down . I love trees . I do n't get to see very many trees ... I miss them . God will strike you ... New York ... has lots of trees . Surely you would n't defile and desecrate . You are horrible ... and morbid ! I do n't wan na be cold anymore when I 'm trying to sleep . I need this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I was in the Dragoons . Company C , 1st . U.S . Division . Fort Kearney . Had us a right smart scuffle one time down there in Kansas with them God damned Kiowas ! - Tell me . - We were headed out to Fort Leavenworth . Supply train , 6 mule wagons and a herd of 300 horses . And we had Kiowas like flees trailing us ! War paint , sassy , big as life and twice as natural . - Wanted them horses . - I see . Well , we camped down on the Arkansas River one night , and them teamsters picketed 36 mules and they picketed 300 horses in the sand . Sand , hell , them picket pens would n't hold a prairie dog in that sand . Sure enough , that night , Kiowas come through there and stampeded the whole bunch and away they went . Trampled the wagons all to pieces , got the stock all tangled up in the ropes , and crippled-up with the flying picket fence , and them Kiowas just running through there hooping @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was n't we riled ? We blew the bugle ... boots and saddles and away went after ' em with the sun risin ' . We caught Kiowas here and we caught Kiowas there , and we caught ' em in bunches and killed every one of ' em . We rounded up our stock and drove it right through the middle of the God damned Kiowa camp ... tore it all to hell . Pretty fair job of work ... Company C 1st U.S . Dragoon ! Well , how interesting . ? I do n't want none o ' your weevily wheat , I do n't want none o ' your barley . ? ? I 'll take some flour and half an hour and bake a cake for Charley . ? ? The higher up the cherry tree , The sweeter grows the cherry . ? ? The more you hug and kiss a gal The more she 'll want to marry . ? ? Charlie , he 's a fine young boy Charlie , he 's a dandy . ? ? Every time he goes town @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What are they ? - Pawnee , probably . - What was that ? - Bugle . Somewhere along the line they killed themselves a U.S . cavalry bugler . - What do they want ? - Whatever we got . The trouble is they do n't know what that is ... they 've never seen a wagon like this . Could be goods inside , soldiers , anything to them , hell , they do n't know . I count four rifles amongst ' em . If they think we 're worth the trouble , we 're dead . I 'll try to buy ' em off . Something happens to me , they come all the way down here , do n't you fool with that carbine . You get in the wagon quick as you can , you shoot the women in the head , then shoot yourself . You got four good rounds . C'm on , turn around here . C'm on , turn around here . Get outta here ! - What will they do with Dorothy ? - They 'll probably eat her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's gone , Mr . Briggs ! Mr . Briggs , she 's gone . She 's gone , we have to get her back ! - Cuddy , it was a God dammed horse . - Get up , you lout . She has n't taken a step by herself since we put her on the wagon . Hells Bells . That gal done run off . - Morning ! - Morning ! Where you from , friend ? Freight train , camped down south a little ways . - Big , eh ? - Thirty wagons , six yolk . Two weeks ago outta Fall City headed for Salt Lake . - You the driver ? - I am , out hunting ' meat , you seen any ? No not today , I 'm out looking for this young lady here . - She 's lost . - She ai n't now . Friend , I got a frame wagon back there , I 'm carrying three crazy women to a church in Iowa so they can go home back East . This young girl is one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is Sours . She had three little children , and lost ' em all to the diphtheria ... in short order and she lost her mind . She run away from us last night . - I 'm her friend . - So am I . So you would n't wan na her not to waste you here . She can spread her legs , ca n't she ? I can tell you what , why do n't we leave it to her . See here sweet thing , who 'd you rather go with , him or me ? Well , there you be , she caught me stunned me already . - Friend , I 'm taking this girl home . - Not likely , she 's mine now . Possession is nine points of the law , and it 's all of us out here now , ai n't it ? - Sorry , I 'll just have to have her . - God Almighty ! Fight you for her . Best man takes the prize , how 's that ? - I 'm agreeable . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we pitch these guns , how 's that ? Anytime . Pitch ! God Almighty ! - Say it again and act right this time . - Pitch ! Goodbye . Did you have to take an eternity ? She 's nearly froze to death . You lost one horse , Cuddy , here 's you another one . - Who did you get this horse ? - Man let us have him . - Why would he do that ? - Because he was dead , Mrs . Sours shot him . - Who would do such a thing ? - Indians ... for the clothes . Wolves . " Cissy Hahn , eleven years , two months , nine days . " " God loved her and took her home onto Him . " Let 's go , Cuddy . I intend to tidy up this grave . - Getting late . - I do n't care . Well , suit yourself , I 'm goin ' home . Then , I 'll take a horse and join you later . Not mine you wo n't . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a shovel , too . Oh , Sweet Merciful Father , Prince Jesus , Good Shepherd , Harvester of righteousnesses , take thee this token and bury them deep , carry in ... carry in , in love let us sleep . Send me summons to wed Thee one day . Love us , and love me , Oh , love me , I pray . Amen . Why , why , why did you light a fire for me ? What about supper ? I did light a fire for you , Cuddy . Where 's that shovel ? I lost the goddamn shovel ! Who cares about a shovel ? - You ... are ... insane ! - The hell I am , Cuddy . I 'm tryin ' to move a load to the river quick as I can and draw that $300 . And that 's all there is ! There ai n't no more . ? If I should prosper , ? ? Hear my heart pray , ? . ? Send me a summons to wed thee one day . ? ? Take me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But if I should perish , Thy promises keep . ? ? Take thee our two hearts and bury them here . ? ? Take Thee our tokens and love let us sleep . ? - I could n't sleep . - I could . How long now ' til we get there ? A week ... thereabouts , maybe a month , hell , I do n't know . It 's almost over now . We stay in Iowa or come back to the territory ? I do n't know . - You 're not much for makin ' plans . - No , not much . Mr . Briggs , you 're an intelligent man . And if you think on it , I 'm sure you will see the wisdom in it . After we 've turned them over to Mrs . Carter , why do n't we marry and come back together ? I 'm 31 years old , if I 'm ever to marry , it better be soon , and you 're not getting any younger . You 've seen my house and my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the bank ... I 'm in good health and capable of child bearing ... I plan to buy shoats next spring and fatten ' em on corn ... and come summer I 'll have 60 acres into wheat . I plan to put in pumpkins , too . We 'd make a good team you and I . If we pull together , we 're bound to prosper , do n't you agree ? - No , I ai n't no farmer . - Well you could try ... you could try . I tried it one time with a widow woman up north of Wamego . Up and down them God dammed rows daylight ' til dark . There 's prettier things to look at than the ass end of an Ox . One morning I just rode off . You deserted her . When I left I was sorry , but I never did look back . I see . So you wo n't marry me ? - No , I won't . - I know , I 'm plain as an old tin pail . But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ talk with me about it again ? Talk 's cheap . Mr . Briggs , perhaps you do n't realize what a grand thing you 're doing taking these poor helpless women home . If you do n't , I assure you the good Lord does and I do . This might be the finest , most generous act of your life . It might be $300 . - You wo n't marry me ? - No . Then I am plain . I wish you 'd say one kind word to me . Like what ? That I 'm a good woman , that I 've helped you . Fair enough , you 're a damn good woman , Cuddy , and you 've helped me . I deserted from the Dragoons . That 's right , Company C 1st U.S . , Fort Kearney , stoled a horse and away I run . I ai n't attached to nothin ' , Just me . No . - I want to lie with you . - No . - You must , I saved your life . - No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Raise your knees . Take me in your hand . Just you remember Cuddy , I did n't force you . - I will . - If I hurt you , - I ca n't help it . - I know . - You asked me , I did n't ask you . - I know . - So let me in you . - Yes . Cuddy ? Cuddy ! My God in Heaven , Cuddy , we made a deal to carry these women back to Iowa , and I kept my word and here you done and broke yours . See here ? You see what you 've done ? You killed her . Look at her ! You killed her ! You 're too damned crazy to pay attention to anything , you God damned lunatics ! You do n't know nothing about this world . Ca n't even piss straight . Had n't been for you , Mary Bee would n't be dead . She would n't even be out here ! If you had n't gone crazy , she wouldn't 've made this trip @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'd be alive , and at home , in her own house . And so would you , but no , you went crazy ... and drove her crazy and it killed her , what do you got to say about that ? Da . Well , I 'll be . I 'm goin ' on by myself . You 're on your own . Far enough along near East where somebody 'll come along and tend to you . There ai n't a damn one of ya can understand a word I 'm saying . Oh , my God . How do ? Been carrying ' three women outside , had n't had anything to eat for three days . They need supper now , rooms for the night and a hot baths . We 're fill up . - With what ? - People . Mister I did n't come in here for trouble , but I am tired . When I 'm tired I 'm easy to aggravate . Now this is a hotel , I 've got money , I want supper now , then I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ room for three women , and I want four baths or the reason why not . Wait here a minute . - Greetings ! - How do ? My name is Aloysius Duffy , - and yours is ? - Briggs . I understand you 're in need of a meal and accommodations , Mr . Briggs . That 's right , for myself and 3 passengers , women . Oh , what an unusual cargo , I must say . In any case , Mr . Briggs , I regret I can not oblige you . - Why not , this is a hotel , ai n't it ? - Have a drink on the house . Grant . There she went . Now then , Mr . Briggs , you couldn'ta shown up at a more inauspicious time . It so happens a party of 16 potential investors is coming from St . Louis by steamboat and coach . I trust you recognize , we can not accommodate anyone else . These are gentlemen of means and the fate of our entire venture may very well depend on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ way to get here . And they ai n't had nothin ' to eat for 3 days . I 'm sorry . The women are in bad shape , they 're ... awful hungry . Let me see them . Good God . - You ca n't turn us away . - I ca n't . Mr . Briggs , those women are pitiful , I concede . But we ca n't have ' em here tonight , the milk of human kindness be damned . Now , kindly , be out the door and take that wagon away from here . And God speed to ya . The shoe 's on the other foot now , you put them guns down on the floor real careful and get us our supper on the table right God damned now . Shoe 's back where it belongs , Mr . Briggs . Grant , well done . Be on your way , my friend . And lament your neglect at my offering a whiskey . Why ? And I 'll tell you why ... you are the worst bunch of lying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll ever run into . You turn your back on these poor women you 'll answer for it for the rest of your lives . You wo n't sleep , you 'll choke on your whiskey and on your water . The food you eat will block up your bowels , you 'll die of your own shit . Your mothers and your sisters , and your wives and your daughters will curse your broke dicks old . Get on ! Get on ! Hyah ! Hyah ! Get on ! Get on ! Get ! Go on ! Get on ! Get on ! Get on ! Oh , for God 's sake . Come on ! Come on ! Come on ! Jaw ! Get on there , mule ! Go on ! Get on ! Get on ! I 'm gon na go get us somethin ' to eat . Now you all be good girls and go to sleep , I 'll be back directly . You need to get on outta here . Do n't look back , daughter . Son of a bitch ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ looks ridiculous , with ... Pardon , Ma'am , I 'm looking for a woman by the name of Altha Carter , do you know where her house is at ? - That would be the Minister 's wife ? - Yes , Ma'am , that 's right , it would be . Go on down to the Methodist church . The house across the street , that 's the parsonage . All right , Ma'am , thank you . Come , Maisy , do n't look at him . Sir ? Afternoon , Ma'am , are you Mrs . Altha Carter , the wife of the Methodist Minister ? - I am . - Well , Ma'am , my name is Briggs . I 'm from the Territories , Loup , and I 've brought you 3 women . Women ? Oh . Oh , for goodness sakes , yes ! You have been a long time coming , Mr . Briggs , I am relieved you 're here . I 'm ... I 'm sorry Reverend Carter is n't . He is out burying a beloved member of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ woman named Cuddy was bringing them . That 's what Reverend Dowd wrote . She was with us up to a week ago , Ma'am . I 'm sorry to tell you that a fever took her . I buried her and we moved on . Mary Bee Cuddy ... was her name . Oh , what a ... terrible loss . She must have been a fine , brave human being . She truly was . They 've ridden all this way ... in that box ? Oh , Mercy ! Well ... it 's time to meet them . I 'm not sure I 'm ready . Get over there . - You must have had an awful winter . - We did , Ma'am . Put them on the settee , Mr . Briggs . - Do they speak ? - No . - Do they understand anything ? - Ma'am , I do n't know . I noticed their eyes move ' round the room , what does that mean ? That 's hard to tell . Perhaps each remembers a parlor ... from her own @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ any improvement in their condition ? They do n't scrap with each other and try to run off anymore . Tell me their names . - This Theoline Belknap , she killed her baby . - Oh , no , no , no ! Please do n't tell me , Mr . Briggs , I do n't care to know . That one there is a Norski woman by the name Gro Svendsen . - Very well . - And that 's Arabella Sours . She 's only a girl , why , she even have a doll . She had 3 little children , lost ' em all to the diphtheria in 3 days . Dear Lord ! Please do n't say anymore . There 's letters on all 3 of ' em in this bag here , about their kin folks and all . I better move on . They might just jump up and try t'follow me . I think this room will hold them . Oh ! I almost forgot . This is for you , Miss Sours . It 's lovely . Maybe you 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , ladies . God bless you . They 'll be all right . I want to say goodbye to you . You can give this wagon and those mules and that plaid horse and everything else to the Methodist Women . Maybe they can sell everything , use the money to pay for railroad fare and whatever else . Mr . Briggs ! I 'm delighted ! How very generous of you . Tell the Reverend to give those mules a good feeding of corn . - Will you go back to the Territory ? - I do n't know . If you do , please thank Reverend Dowd for me and wish him well . Yes , Ma'am . Well then ... this is our goodbye , Mr . Briggs , give me your hand . God Our Father , bless this good man , wherever he may go . Keep watch over him . Cause thy face to shine upon him , and bring him home to Thee one day . In Jesus ' name I pray , amen . I hope we meet again , Mr . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , yes , Sir . Looks better , Sir . - How old are you ? - Sixteen . You ai n't got no shoes or nothin ' on your feet . Well , that 's my business ai n't it ? I 'll take them shoes , right there . You 're playing high stakes , Sir , can you show $50 ? There 's $300 ... for ya . - Mind if I have a look ? - Suit yourself . Have a look at this , Mr . Carmichael . Bank of Loup , up near Wamego . How long since you 've been there , Sir ? Five ... six weeks . Bank of Loup went bust . Happens all the time to sod-buster banks in the Territory . I 've lost more than my fair share of this wild-cat paper . You have any greenbacks ? No , I spent it all . I 'm sorry , Sir , I can not accept these banknotes . Nobody around here will . Sorry , but you ca n't sit at the table unless you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ leave . - What ? Please leave the table , Sir . You are not socially acceptable here , see ? You ever know a woman by the name Mary Bee Cuddy ? No , Sir . These are for you . You still got ta pay your bill . That gravy and them biscuits you made was pretty good . Thank you . I got ta good piece of advice for you . When you get grown , do n't marry some shitty old kid headed West to make a claim on a farm he ai n't built yet . Do n't do that , you stay here . - Why ? - Because I told you to . - Who is Mary Bee Cuddy ? - Mary Bee Cuddy ... was just a fine a woman as ever walked . - You 'll never know her . - Well , then , so what ? So what ? You are the living , breathing reason she will never be lost . That 's " what " , darlin ' . - You 're a strange man . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we marry ? Maybe . Haul away ! Pull up them shorelines ! - Yeah , I 'm good when your are . - Shove off ! Hang on , by the left . - Hang on , walk it down , walk it down . - I got it . - All right , we 're movin ' . - I see ... take it down , boys , take it down . - Let ' er catch up . - Lead it out . ? Take her by her lily white hand , ? ? Lead her like a pigeon . ? ? Make her dance the Weevily Wheat , scatter her religion . ? You boys know the Weevily Wheat ? - Hell , yeah . - Get on up here ? Oh , Charley , he 's a fine man , Charley , he 's a dandy . ? ? Every time he goes to town , he brings his gal some candy . ? Hush up that noise , there 's people here trying to sleep ! You sons of bitches ! We are headed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ them for God damned Navy . ? Oh , Charley , he 's a fine man , Charley , he 's a dandy . ? ? Every time he goes to town , he brings his gal some candy . ? ? Charley here and Charley there , Charley over the ocean . ? ? Charley 'd never pass a train ... if he do n't see motion . ? Clap your hands .

@@5212341 Ripped by : dj-oRi Gentlemen , the world leaves us full of wonder most nights . Wondering if our children will follow in our footsteps . If our friends know how hard we push ourselves to rise to the top . Every Tuesday we come here and leave the world outside those doors . Tuesday is reserved for the men sitting at this table . Let ' s hope the steaks are rare , and the scotch is old . To William Ashbury . - It was very generous , Mr . Ashbury . - Please , call me William . I heard you lost the DeWitt deal . Tough turn of luck . Would n't you say that was a tough turn , Congressman ? I would say a man makes his own luck . Next time one of these blow-hards loses a deal , you buy the drinks . Thank you , William . If you 'll excuse me . - Maybe we should call you a cab . - Thanks . I 'm okay . Tuesday is reserved for the men sitting at this table . A man makes his own luck . Every Tuesday we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Everything okay ? - I 'm trying to find my registration . - What for ? - I thought that you were ... No , we closed the lane because there is a power line down . - Is that all ? - No , that ' s not all . You have a headlight out . Are you sure ? I just had this looked at last week . - Come see for yourself . - I do n't want to hold up traffic . I confess , I do n't want to get wet . Are you going to give me a ticket ? Get it fixed first thing . Next time I write that ticket . - Okay , great , thank you ! - Take it easy going through here . - Okay , thanks , officer . - Alright . I had an awful day . My students asked me questions I could n't answer . The market was so crowded . And my dress for the ball had to go to the dressmaker for a third time . And to top it off @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I lost the DeWitt deal . I know . I heard . But what I did n't hear was where you ran of until one o'clock in the morning . I killed a man on the way home . Come on . Honey , there 'll be other deals , okay ? I 'm your wife . Run to me . Stop , stop , stop . You 'll be fine , ok ? We 'll be fine . Honey . It ' s all over the news . God , it ' s awful . It was an accident . Really ? How do you accidentally rob a bank ? - What ? - You 're saying ... someone accidentally walked into the Trust , shot a guard , stole $2OO , OOO ? And it was that sweet guard , too . He had two little girls . - He 's dead . - Where ? Montgomery Trust . You go take a shower , ok ? You 're late , get up . So pick me up at school at twelve . And we 'll go to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , honey . Witnesses were unable to give us a description of his face . However , bank president , believes the man was a white male ... in his mid-twenties , with dark hair . He was wearing a black leather jacket and blue jeans . Will you be there at eleven forty-five ? I loved your shirt ? Listen to this . This is crazy . The suspect was seen climbing into a 1993 Chevy Lumina ... and speeding away with an accomplice . The vehicle was later found nearGrays Lane ... but the suspects are still at large . My mom was in the Trust an hour before it happened . What ? My mother was in the Trust an hour before the robbery . She always seems to find herself in the middle of some drama . Watch it . We 're going there for dinner tonight . It ' s not funny , okay ? It could have been you or me . Now what time are you picking me up ? I ... could n't tell you . - Noon , honey . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the truth from me . Either stop taking this medicine , or quit drinking . Next time you could actually kill somebody . Do you understand ? You go and close the Rossmoor deal . y dad is not going to pay the mortgage after this month . It ' s 2 years . - Ah , dear old dad . - Give me a kiss . Morning , Genie . You 're in trouble , Harrison . - Genie , what is all this ? - Trash . What is it doing here ? Yesterday it was our financial plan for the next fiscal year . You said the DeWitt estate was a done deal so I factored it in . - All $4,7OO , OOO . - Good . I mean , go ahead , draw up a new one . That would be a one-word statement . Default . Like I said , we are in trouble . Excuse me . What were you doing in the middle of the road ? I 'm so sorry . Did you take that money ? Did you ? Where @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have I done ? What do I do ? Wynn . We would n't have been able to afford anything she showed us anyway . Whose fault is that ? I 'm sorry , that was n't fair . I 'm sorry . No , I guess you 're right . Listen . I love you . Look , I do n't care about the furniture , I love you . We 'll just ask my father to help us out for a few more months . - You come up with a better plan . - lf you love me , you wo n't ask him . We 're going to be late . - I need to take a shower . - Fine , I 'll go ahead . You know how my father is about punctuality . - Harrison ! - Allison . How are you ? Is the semester over already ? I need to find a date for the debutante ball . It ' s either you or William Ashbury . He 's here . Mom invited him for dinner . Well , I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Free limo ride ... Free dinner ? I 'm giving everything away for free that night . Excuse me , everyone , I 'm sorry I 'm late . - Nice of you to join us . - Why have n't you started eating ? It ' s called etiquette . Sit down , Harrison . Ca n't you pass a law , honey ? Someone has to protect us from the city 's crime getting closer every day . Do you know that I was in the Trust moments before it happened ? I ca n't imagine the horror if I decided to deposit 5 checks instead of 4 . $2OO , OOO , broad daylight . In April 1931 , $75 , OOO was stolen at gunpoint from the Trust . And shots were fired . The only casualty was an incontinence ... on the part of an elderly teller . Eyewitnesses said there was an accomplice . I wonder if they were from the area . We have n't heard from Chris since his birthday . The day he walked out on his program at that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean to imply that it was Chris . Black hair . Black leather jacket . But I guess you 'd have to be sober to pull off a robbery . Stop it . Chris may be a lot of things , but he is not , and no Henderson is . Chris would not resort to stealing . Wish I could say it was Harrison . It would show some ingenuity . - He 'd steal from somebody else . - Enough . All we need is a little bit more moral support . We 're fine . Am I missing something ? I paid the down payment on your house . I pay the mortgage . I introduced handsome to all of my contacts . He ca n't float the financing for a doghouse ! But " we 're fine " . And you wonder why Chris is a junkie . I 'll go . Chris ? - God , it ca n't be . - Overbearing fathers-in-law ! - They have a reputation to live up to . - Congressman is doing just fine . He 's a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the decisions and choices he 's made in his life . He 's unforgiving of himself and others . Instead of buying you a drink last night , he let you stew all alone . He does n't think I belong at the table with the rest of you . - Do you ? - I will . Yes , I believe you will . And in the meantime , you 're a lucky man . You have Wynn . No , no thank you , I have to go . - Where are you going at this time ? - The office . Good . That ' s good honest work . Go . I 'm sorry , Chris . Honey , hurry . You are going to be late . Honey ... do you have something you want to talk to me about ? - Why ? - Nothing . I have to go to work . I love you . I love you too . I want the number of every investor even if they only bought cookies . - What exactly are we doing , Harrison @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - We are ? Why ? - One word , Genie . Redemption . Ladies and gentlemen . The body of a white male ... approximately 25 years old , was found at 2 : OO p.m . this afternoon . The apparent cause of death was blunt trauma . The victim 's body was uncovered in close proximity to the car ... we believe was used in the Montgomery Trust robbery . However , at this juncture , it is premature to say ... that this is connected to the robbery . We are treating them as separate cases ... until the evidence tells us otherwise . Right , ten million dollars , can you believe it ? No , go ahead , get excited ! I 'm gon na get this one , I really am . I 'll be home in about 2O minutes . I love you too . Bye . At 2:55 they reported the discovery of a body nearGray 's Lane . There may be a witness , that according to Chief Webb . So what crime did you commit ? Beg your pardon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a Tuesday-Saturday drinker . You know my drinking habits ? Did you forget to pick up the dry cleaning or the dog at the vet ? I could kill the dog and it ' d be in better shape than I 'm in now . The body was discovered by a passerby just off the roadway . The victim was wearing a black leather jacket and jeans . It ca n't be that bad . Ca n't be as bad losing the DeWitt estate . On Tuesday you had four . Tonight you 've been nursing that one drink . You have an amazing knack for detail . What is it you do ? I could never get myself to settle on just one thing . - I figured you for an attorney . - Why ? You need one ? A fella could always use a good lawyer . Not always . He only needs one when he needs one . Now Police Chief Webb refuses to speculate . But News Three has learned there may be circumstantial evidence ... tying the murder at Grays Lane to the robbery @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is Marcy Newell . Wynn , about last night , I 'm so ... No , I 'm sorry . No , I do n't think you should go . I think you should wait for the report . Why you have to go ? It ' s something you do n't need to . Okay . Fine . I 'll come with you then . I love you too . - They think it ' s Chris . - What ? My mom filed a missing persons report ... and she got a call from the morgue this morning . - It ' s not Chris . It ca n't be Chris . - Well then who is it , tell me ? - I do n't know . - Then do n't say anything , okay ? It was a very understandable misinterpretation . Your husband has a new secretary ... and I guess he 's been spending time with her after office hours . But he is not having an affair . He was beating her up ? No , her boyfriend was . Your husband found @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be safe . He never slept with her ? If either of you were going to step outside the relationship ... it certainly would n't be John . Harrison French . Janey . Is everything okay ? Wonderful . Just wonderful . Your wife does n't deserve this . I love Janey . I do n't know what I 'd do without her . Social fabric tears easily , John . A bad marriage is all it takes . Your career , your friends , these things can go away . Harrison , come in . Sorry . The door was open . John here was just headed out . Tuesdays , no exceptions . Please . Whatever you did wrong , now is the first step to getting a handle on it . I 'm afraid I 'm wasting your time , Mr . Ashbury . That ' s what you want , is n't it ? To get a handle on things . You want to be back in control . Want to turn back to the way things were . When you were sure of all those @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ swear you will never take for granted again . You probably just want to tell someone . No . I do n't . I do n't know if I can . Sure you can . If I did n't love my wife so much , I 'd just run away from all of this . If I said I could help you ... understood your fears ... whatever it was , I could make it right , would you believe me ? Let ' s get out of here . - You drive . - Where are we going ? Wherever you want to take me . Shane ! What are you doing , silly ? What are you doing ? What is this ? Keep going . It was the night I lost the Dewitt Estate . I did n't see him it was an accident . Mrs . Henderson ? I am Detective Scofield . How do you do ? I 'm Wynn French . My daughter . I could n't face this on my own . I understand . Believe me . The Chief asked that I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm more than happy to do ... but I do n't know if it ' s actually necessary . The examiner is going to have the DNA results within the next 24 hours . And then we 'll know . We would n't dream of keeping you and the Congressman waiting . I want to see for myself if it is Chris . Are you sure you want to do this ? All right then . Follow me . He does n't have a face . Did he have any kind of marks ? Scars , tattoos anything like that ? - He did . He had a tattoo . - He what ? It was on his ankle , my mother did n't know about it . It was some sort of symbol , Chinese or Japanese . On his ankle ? I 'm so sorry . Here 's my card . If I can be of any assistance ... please do n't hesitate to call . We 'll do our best to find out what happened . - Did he do it ? Chris ? Do you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ point the only thing we know for sure is ... that his body was found near the get-away car . But that ' s all we know . I 'm sorry for your loss . I 'm so sorry . I 'm so sorry . We have to go shopping . I never got him a birthday present . Do you like this ? This is less than subtle , though . Do n't you think ? Hey , Harrison . - Just you here ? - Where 's your wife ? You think I want to be here ? I broke it off with this girl weeks ago . What about you ? Do n't tell me you 're just here out of coincidence . - What are you talking about ? - We work each other 's set-ups . - That ' s how it works . - How what works ? You do n't get it , do you ? Janey is probably nearby . Cover me ! - Who 's that ? - Who ? That woman . With John . That ' s his cousin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ shopping a little bit . That ' s a great shirt . It ' s a gift for John . You really like it ? Of course he does . Harrison could n't lie to save his life . We 're on our way to 15 million . You 'd get one of the last seats . Excuse me . - Harrison ? - Any progress ? I 've got bad news . The DNA came back positive . I 'm sorry . But you must understand . Chris had a life of squandered chances . You have to focus on the road ahead . Wynn should n't have to lose both of the men she loves . - I 'm very impressed . - Impressed ? The police are completely convinced that Chris robbed the Trust ... then was killed by his accomplice . Well done . That ' s wonderful news . Thank you . I sympathize with you . Crimes have no in place in our community . People need to feel safe again . They need someone to be held accountable so they can move on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that this accomplice is an outsider . Someone who is never coming back . Chief . I 'm sorry to interrupt . We 're are trough . Something came in from the crime scene . I think you should take a look . - Hello ? - We 've got work to do . - I thought it was tight . - You 'll spring a leak . We have to give them anothertrail . Inside the bag I gave you , you 'll find $200,000 in traceable bills . Put the bag inside the locker . Then wipe and get rid of the key . He called the house and I never called him back . Do n't think like that . Okay ? Get in the car . It was a lovely service , sir . - How did it happen ? - Excuse me ? What did you do ? - I swear . - Shut up , shut your mouth . I do n't really care what you did or who you did it to . You did it . It ' s done . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on it . - Again ? Sir , I . - Doug . My name is Doug . You and I are going to be spending a lot of time together ... so we might as well be on a first-name basis . I appreciate that . I never wanted you here . I made that clear , did n't I ? I 'm sorry , I 'm confused here . What ? Why could n't you go someplace else ? New people ! Not here ! You two could have made it anywhere ! You really believe that ? I thought so . Where are we going ? It ' s Tuesday night . No exceptions . I do n't think your risk is that high . I 'm sorry , Doug . You should n't be out tonight . I 'm glad you made it . Harrison . - How did it go ? - I did what you said . - We never discussed my fee . - I do n't have money . - I do n't want your money . - What then ? Just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at the table . - Along with that comes a commitment . - What sort of commitment ? Harrison , like yourself , each of these men , at some point ... have made regretful mistakes . And with a little help , they 're trying to make up for them . Like a community service ? Sort of . I saw John Sawgrass the other day at the mall . Screwing his secretary ? He told me . I 'm trying to help John and Janey in their marriage ... much the same way that I 'm trying to help you . It seemed like he did n't want to be there . Well , he 's making progress . I do n't know . You know , I 'm a bachelor . You 're the faithful husband . Talk to him if that ' s what he wants . That ' s what we 're about . You 're not on the outside looking in . That ' s what we 're here for . To keep each other on top . You alright ? Good . C'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Collin Flakes . He 'd bore me to death . Okay , you have to let Harrison do it . Alli , you could go with anybody . What am I supposed to do all night ? I 'll just use him to walk on stage . It can not just be me and Dad . Please . Okay , fine . But I get him after the waltz . Fine . The limo is going to pick us up and take us to Mom 's at five . - I 'm coming . - Very nice . You look beautiful . Whatever he wants . I 'll meet him at McDonald 's if he brings 3 million . Two o'clock . I 'll be there . I got to go . Bye . - She says she ca n't get a date . - You 're kidding . You , please . I 'll owe you one ! Allison . You are a vision . No , I 'm flesh and blood . You 'll approve before the night ' s over . Excuse me , I have to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It was n't my hand . They 're coming to get you . Who 's coming ? In 2 minutes the police will be there to take you in for questioning . Some peacekeeper from downtown . I thought you said I was tight . An ocean of adjectives , and the word " tight " keeps flopping ashore . I said you 'd " leak " and Harrison , you 've sprung quite a gusher . - What are you talking about ? - They found ... the body with says . - I 'm losing you . What ? Tell the cop you 're waiting for your lawyer and do n't say a word . His name is Scofield . He was transferred from the city last year . - I hear you 're from the city . - Do you have a problem with that ? No , I grew up there . - Yeah , Twelfth and Porter . - Get out of here . Second and Queen . - This going to take long ? - Well , that all depends . On you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up BUT ... I know you people have your little dance tonight ... so you 're probably quite anxious to get out of here . - So Harry , what do you say ... - Harrison . Was it Harrison at Twelfth and Porter ? Listen , I have a very important lunch date to make today . I have a simple question . Give a satisfactory answer , we 'll be done . Well ... you were waiting for me over an hour ago ... yet you still have n't asked me what this is all about . If your visit was to be a surprise I suggest you learn to keep secrets . I 'm more interested in your secrets , Harrison . Your interest will fade fast as soon as my attorney arrives . Armed robbery , first degree murder , physical evidence . Your behavior is starting to look highly suspicious . An army of lawyers could n't dull you down , pal . I suggest you start explaining yourself . No house , no family . Relatively strong . - What do you think ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't understand . I ca n't miss this lunch . That ' s the problem with murder . It tends to wreak havoc on the social schedule . It ' s business , it ' s my business . Give them a call , tell them you have to reschedule ... that you 're being questioned for murder ! I think they 'll understand . If I miss this lunch , I will go bankrupt . I will lose my house , and probably my wife . Okay . Now we 're getting somewhere : Motive . I love this . I 've got to get out of here . Why do n't you just cut the crap , sit down , and tell me the truth ? I 'm not saying another word until my lawyer gets here , alright . Sit down . Sit down . Explain to me how a sticker bearing your name ... which numerous witnesses saw you wearing the day of the murder ended up 1O feet from the victim . - I do n't know . Explain that to me , and you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I lost a very important account that day . And I threw it out the window . Threw it out the window ? Here 's a name tag . So you 're driving along . and you take the name tag and you throw it out the window . Or did you throw it out the window like that ? This sticker ended up fifty yards from the road . Hey , pal . Try again . It was windy that night . It could have blown there . I do n't know ! I 'm going to tell you what I think . I know you needed money . I know you hated your father-in-law paying your mortgage . You and your brother-in-law decided to rob the Trust . I think you wanted to prove to your wife that she was n't slumming ... by marrying a guy from downtown . And I know that something went wrong . Maybe you had a fight , maybe he wanted more money ... maybe he tried to rob you , I do n't know . But something went wrong . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ were just one " hello " sticker away from pulling it all off . No ? Alright . Then what ? You tell me . You been hanging on by a thread ever since you got here . Your pulse is racing , you 're sweating . Why do n't you tell me the truth ? Everything points to you ! - How are you holding up ? - Not good . I 've been here for hours . - Just calm down . - Calm down ? You 're my lawyer ! I 'll get you out of there . Just keep your finger in the dike . It ' s not that I do n't love sitting in your big beautiful car ... but your new friend here has a train to catch . So . Where were we ? Waiting for my lawyer . You 're putting a lot of trust in a guy who 's kept you hanging here . Okay . Your choice . There 's 2OO grand in the bag in the locker . You take half , understand ? Do what you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Show your face around here again , you wo n't have a cardboard box to live in . - I understand . Extra ! Extra ! This is the Montgomery Trust shooter ? Suspect was seen boarding a train out of town . Better hurry up , you do n't want to be late to the ball . Thirty-two B five , Wall Street Station . I understand . Yes , it ' s coming in now . I 'm being selfish ? You 've got a lot of nerve . Your ball was perfect . And now my date 's in the slammer . Not that it is n't sexy . Alli ? Shut your legs . See , as for me , I do n't have any social schedule until this case is closed . So I can sit here all night . Mr . French ? You 're free to go . What ? Wait . What ' re you talking about ? Metro got it . We covered part of the money , but our man hopped in a train . He could be anywhere @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ doing messing around with our case ? Solving it apparently . Mr . French . Darren Paul , please . What do you mean a two week retreat ? He just got back into town . No , no , no , no it ' s fine . Congressman . Wynn will bite your head off . Well , I had trouble at work today . Whatever you want to call it . Well , maybe you should slow your drinking . You know ... eighty-three was a really bad year . You could n't trade an acre for a mule . That market had no bottom . Remember ? I was in third grade . With a little creative accounting . I managed to evade Uncle Sam 's annual knock . Audits ? Piece of cake . Thanks to William J . Ashbury Junior . Wharton whiz kid . He made it go away . Sir , you are drunk . Maybe you should quit while you are ahead . That ' s what I did . That ' s what I have to do . Again . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cheat on Uncle Sam . You cook the books until your ulcers bleed . You cheat on your wife . You screw that mistress until that is the last face you want to see . He 's like . he 's like a father who catches his kid smoking . Damn if he does n't make him smoke the whole pack . What did you do ? That you 're going to do again ? Do you see ? Why I did n't want you here ? I tried to run you off . I just got your back up . C'm on son . Allison is waiting for us . We have to pay for our sins . All of us . Chris paid for his . Accidents happen . They are not sins . Let ' s go , losers . We 're up . Things happen whether you want them to or not . - Terrible , terrible things . - Stop it , both of you . This is my night , and through it all , you 're just going to smile . See ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ escorted by her father , Congressman Douglas Henderson ... and Harrison French . What the hell ? My friends have a room . Allison . Let ' s do something we 'll both regret . - Do you love me ? - How much have you had to drink ? Not nearly enough to forget what happened this morning . Not nearly enough . Where 's Mom ? She was here . Until she decided she found me unbearable . That ' s real nice . Gentlemen . - Have a drink . - No , thank you . You 're going to need one . So , have you been to the train station lately ? We work each other 's set ups . It ' s not personal . What ' s up with him ? It ' s Palmer 's night for atonement . It ' s payback . Is that your daughter ? What can he do about her ? Enjoy the ball . Is that your wife ? - They 're friends . - Right . They 're old family friends . Right . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wynn 's a great woman . It ' s her choice . All I 'm going to say is , not even a choice in her mind . Right . Exactly . Enjoy the ball . We should get right back . Does n't look good , this sort of thing . The look of the thing only matters when the thing is no good . What I have for you is worth the impropriety . What ' s that ? Happiness . Do you think I 'm unhappy ? If there was one thing you could say the word and it would be yours . What would you ask for ? Excuse me . Al-a-ka-zam . I thought you had something else in mind . I did . You said you would help me . And now you 're going after my wife ? You 're supposed to say , " No , of course I 'm not after your wife " . " No , of course I 'm not going after your wife . " The police received these this morning . Chris 's partner in crime @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get . The real thief placing the money in the locker . - I did n't rob the Trust . - The police wo n't see it that way . Whatever it takes , I 'll find a way . I just want you off my back . Does n't work that way . You 're the prize of my collection . Cream of the crop . What are you talking about ? Embezzlers , thieves , adulterers , but I never had a killer . Not until you came along . I 've got a little present for you . Chris Henderson . Should I give him to Wynn ? Or you ? Then you knocked . Just in time . He 's alive ? Holed up downtown . Using his allowance to feed his baser instincts . What have you done ? I gave your John Doe a personality . Chris ' rehab center runs blood tests twice a week . I switched the samples on your dead body . I just left the tattoo . Chief Webb is an old friend of mine , which grants me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do this to me ? To my wife , her family ? Come on . He 's a prodigal son with a nickel-a-day habit . He 's the kind of son that brings shame to a family , to a community . The kind of son we 'd all be better off without . - What are you saying ? - I 'm saying you 'll kill him . You 're out of your mind . I 'm clean . Oh yes ? Chris Henderson walks into town , they 'll reopen the case and you 'll go to jail . - I 'll take my chances . At nine A.M . tomorrow morning he walks out of my house a free man . He 's dead now , it ' s your job to keep it that way . What is going on ? I do n't know . I was angry , I guess . How can you convince yourself that something 's impossible ... when everything around you is telling you it ' s true ? Just tell me ... tell me what to do . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tell me that you did n't kill my brother on Grays Lane . Tell me you did n't kill Chris . I did n't kill Chris . I love you so much . What do you want ? He just walked out . Wait . Are you telling me Chief Webb threw this thing in Metro 's lap ? I 'll tell you what , I 'm going to figure this thing out . I 'm going to solve this puppy , and when I do , I 'm back downtown . I been out here in purgatory long enough . Why would n't they reinstate ? Have n't I paid for my sins ? Listen , pal ... not a word about this to anyone , okay ? And thanks . I 'll get back to you . Yeah . I will , I will . What is going on here ? Hey , hop in . Chris , get in the car . I 'll give you twenty bucks . Let ' s see it . You better not be trying to take me home . Do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ afternoon . I startled you ? - You did . - I was just admiring your property . Did you know this land was once owned by the Campbell family ? Mr . Ashbury . I had way too much to drink last night . I know my behavior was inappropriate . I used to build forts up behind those trees . Mr . and Mrs . Campbell 's used to invite me in for dinner . - Delicious dinners . - I think you should leave . Your husband is a good man . He works so hard because he loves you so much . You 're very lucky . I just thought . I should drop by and tell you that . Why do n't you come in ? I made iced tea . No , thank you , not today . I may cause trouble here . Thank you anyway . You 're very dramatic . But kind . Come over for dinner this weekend . You ca n't stay in that big house of yours all alone . Harrison and I insist . Dinner sounds nice @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this fax number . Do you like your parents , even ? Do you like to work ? Bet you ca n't keep a job . I bet you shoot up anything you can get your hands on . What are you talking about ? Chris , you 're not the only one with problems . I 'm talking about a solution . For you , and for me . How much do you think you 're worth ? About 26 bucks . 27 , if you tip the waitress . What are you getting at ? I have a proposition for you . He wanted you to kill me ? - Why did n't you ? - I just wanted out , Chris . It would n't be the first time . Two weeks ago a friend of mine tried to kill me over money . You look a lot like him . - Who ? - Your friend . The guy that I . The guy that I killed . Your sister identified his body thinking it was you . And your parents buried him . Were there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You 're no killer . Not today . - I think we 're runnin ' on fumes here . - I wish . I have to go to the restroom . Hi , honey . I 'm on my way home . I 'm not really in the mood . They say why ? Alright , fine , fine , I 'll be there . Surprise ! - What ' s all this ? - Genie called and told me . - What ? - About the Rossmoor estate . - Oh , you talked to Darren ? - William Ashbury . Mr . Ashbury guaranteed the bid . The property 's yours . He 's proud of you , Harrison . You must have had a hell of a day . Cheers . - What are you doing here ? - I did n't think you were here . I 'm faxing the Rossmoor bid . I want it to be the first one they take out of the tray . - We 're not making the bid . - What ? But with Mr . Ashbury , we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Which is listed to ? William J . Ashbury ? - Detective . In my office now . - No . Chief ... Close the door . Five minutes . You have 5 minutes to explain your connection to William J . Ashbury . - Is your husband around ? - Detective . whatever it is you think he 's done , you 're wrong . It ' s not about what I think he 's done . I think he may be in trouble . Come in . The kid has balls . The only one's at this table . - Do you want more coffee ? - Oh , thank you . - It ' s your husband's . - What is it ? - He wants me to meet him . - I 'm coming with you . Hello ? - Are you coming to see me ? - Not you , your wife . It ' s about time she saw a few pictures . Good idea sticking a needle in the addict ' s arm . You better look in the bag first . Chris @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you money means nothing to me . Not the money , keep digging . - Where are you ? - Close . Real close . - What the hell are we doing here ? - Are you ready ? Pull yourself together , get in the car , let ' s get back to the club . - Are you ready ? - Ready for what ? To pull that trigger . The cash in your car ... was stolen from Montgomery Trust . The gun with your fingerprints ... was used to kill the guard at the bank . So it comes down to me or you . And all the evidence points to you . So can you pull that trigger ? You question my resolve ? That ' s your trump card ? That ' s what you 're betting your life on ? Because if you are , you 're going to lose . Maybe not . The prodigal son . Well done . Put it down , Ashbury ! - Harrison ! - Stay in the car ! Stay in the car ! Chris ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ might get hurt . - Who 's going to get hurt is you . - Are you going to hurt me ? He 's not going to save you , boys . He 's gun-shy . That ' s what happens when you shoot an innocent man ... for pulling his wallet . The father of three , am I correct ? You do n't have family , Ashbury , and you 're far from innocent . That depends on how you look at it . Can you make others see what you see ? I can . The way I see it . The cop 's got to go . Okay , honey , you ready ? My mother called . She wants us to come over for dinner tonight . Can you make it early ? I 'm getting a group together for drinks tonight . I thought maybe we could stay in and watch a movie . It ' s Tuesday night , honey . No exceptions . What is it about these Tuesday nights ? Each of these guys , at some point , have made @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're trying to make up for it . Like a community service ? Well sort of . Ripped by : dj-oRi

@@5212841 - Bring it in , Gordon . - Okay , Dad . All right ! Way to shoot , there . You look good , son . Thanks . Listen , i want you to remember this pond . No matter how far you go , do n't forget your home . Here in the third period , where the Minnehaha Waves led by Gordon Bombay ... are in the lead four to one . What a story this is . ! He went from a legal career to coach the Minneapolis Mighty Ducks ... to a State Pee Wee Championship last year . And this year , at age 29 ... he 's one short step away from the N.H.L . There 's the puck at center ice . It 's intercepted by Gordon Bombay . Bombay across the blue line . He 's in all alone . Great chance for Bombay . Dekes once , twice , in front . He shoots . He scores . ! Yeah ! Gordon Bombay , unassisted , puts his team up five to one . Boy , he can still fly . Ifhe keeps this up , I 'd expect @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ soon . Here 's Bombay in his own zone . Comes up the right wing side , steps away from one check there . Still has the puck at center ice . Gets pinned along the boards . Fights to get free . Aah ! Aah ! Oh , what a hit . ! Bombay goes down hard . Like the river flows Like the snow melts You 're gon na find your situation Changing for the better Like the melting snow Just let your troubles go ' Cause you and I will get through this together - Some days seem to drag on forever - it 's great to be home . You need all your strength - Just to keep your head together - Hello , Jan ! Welcome back , Gordon . Get in ! Get in ! Thanks for comin ' down to get me . Great to see ya . Hans could n't make it ? Ah , do n't get me started on that strudel-head . He went back to the old country for the summer . Left me to run the shop all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ loves him more , you know . This too will pass - Sorry , did i wake you ? - Hey , Charlie . - Hey , Coach . it 's good to see you . - Good to see you . We really missed you . For breakfast , my specialty : Jan 's hasen-Hasenpfeffer and eggs . - Yeah . I thought I smelled something burning . i see you 've met my new apprentice . Jan told me you did this job when you were my age . - That 's right . i hope he pays you more than he paid me . - You got paid ? Eat , everybody , before the hasenpfeffer gets cold . That was a good day . Look at Charlie . God , he 's grown . Oh . They do that . Since his mother remarried , he started spending a lot of time here . i just had to hire him . - i should 've kept in touch more . - But you are here now . So what 's your plan ? Have you talked @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a lawyer , Jan , i 'm a player . But your injury , it requires rest and time . Yeah , time is something i do n't have a whole lot of . i was this close to the N.H.L . , Jan . i was back in the game . And , man , i was alive . Have you thought about coaching ? After all , you were the Minnesota Miracle Man . Well , coaching the Ducks was one of the best things in my life ... but i ca n't make a living coaching Pee Wee hockey . Where there 's a way , there must be a will . My hockey suppliers tell me Team U.S.A . is still without a coach ... for the Junior Goodwill Games . Sounds great . Give ' em a call for me , Jan . - Maybe i can sharpen their skates . - Do n't knock skate sharpening . i know . it 's a great skill , Jan . But i do n't want to spend the rest of my life sharpening skates in this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Whoa ! - You do n't have to do them right now . - Oh , thanks . You have a customer . Go and help him . Then come back and do them . - Can i help you ? - Oh ! Oops , sorry . Got away from me . Hi . Oh , wow , yeah . You look great . Yeah . - Yeah , much better than your pictures . - Thanks . i 'm , uh , Don Tibbles ... Senior V.P . , Hendrix Hockey Apparel . How 's the knee ? i have a doctor in Los Angeles i want to take a look at it . - He 's doing great things with baboon ligaments . - Hendrix Hockey , huh ? What exactly is it that you want , Mr . Tibbles ? i want you , Gordon . i want the next coach ofTeam U.S.A . to become a household name . i want you to become synonymous with winning ... and winning to become synonymous with Hendrix . Er , wait a minute . Y - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this is a joke . - it 's no joke . This is the real thing , Gordon . You want me to coach Team U.S.A . ? Your friend Jan 's been pitching you for months . Gordon , what you did with the Ducks , there was magic , and we- and by we , i mean Hendrix Hockey ... theJunior Goodwill Games and your country - need that magic . What do ya say , coach ? Come on . Let 's round up those Ducks . - Got a lot of work to do . - Gordon . Use this . - Thanks , Jan . - Go get ' em , Gordon . Hey , Charlie . ! Hey . ! You wan na play some hockey ? Watch me go . ! This is your last chance . ! Come on , man ! Move it ! Yes ! Yeah ! Jesse , we 're back ! - Hey , Charlie ! Let 's go get Averman . - Look out ! - You can't-What are you kids doin ' over there ! - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Let 's go , Jesse . Over to the left . - Yeah ! Whoa ! - Averman , let 's go ! - Come on ! Come on ! - But , but , but-- Come on , let 's go ! Whoo ! - Where we goin ' now ? - Got ta get Connie and Guy . The Quack Attack is back , Jack ! - Come on , let 's go ! - Come on ! i was this close . Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa ! - Aah ! - Yeah . ! Oh ! Oh , look . Goldberg . ! Come on , Goldberg ! - All right ! - All right ! All right , yeah ! - Whoa ! - Yeah ! He 's comin ' across the goalie , between his legs - Score ! Hey , cake-eater , you wan na play some real hockey ? - Yeah , come on ! - Yeah ! Guys , it 's an international competition . It 's us against the world . Hey , man , bring ' em @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! - Whoa ! Ow ! Ooh ! Hi . Ducks ! I still ca n't believe they beat us last year . Well , let 's do somethin ' about it . Yeah . ! All right . ! - Come on ! Let 's go ! Let 's go ! Let 's go ! - Hurry up ! - Tighter . ! Tighter . ! Tighter . ! Tighter . ! - Come on . ! Get over here . - Come on . Over here . Over here . - Shh . They 're sittin ' ducks . - Here they come . - i love this . They are so stupid . One large order of shredded duck comin'up . - They wo n't know what hit ' em . - i know . Who said that ? Hi , guys . Hey , come here ! Hey , get over here , huh ? Come here ! See you later , buddy . ! Gimme . ! Yeah ! Come on , let us go ! My mom 's pickin ' me up ! That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Hey ! Okay ! All right ! Come on , get back ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Welcome back , Ducks . i really missed you guys . Are you ready to fly ? - Yeah ! - Whoo ! All right ! All right ! Awesome . ! Wow . ! Who 's in there ? Ca n't be from this neighborhood . Hey , guys ! i 'm Don Tibbles , Hendrix Hockey Apparel . We 're your official sponsors . Anybody want a card ? Yeah , yeah ! Absolutely ! i 'll take one ! Hey . Nice wheels . i used to ride around in one of these . Well , i got something to show you . This is your endorsement contract with Hendrix . i been tryin ' to figure this out . What does Hendrix want with me ? - i-i 'm just a coach @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , are theyjust coaches ? Gordon , today coaches have images . Images mean dollars . i sell you , you sell the sport . We both get rich . How 's that sound ? - Do n't get me wrong . i do n't have anything against making money . - No , Gordon . A lot of money . You 're gon na pay me that much to endorse sportswear ? Gordon , life can be great when you know the right people . What do you say ? - Got a pen ? - Oh , yeah . Former Pee Wee coach and minor league player Gordon Bombay ... makes the move to the national stage as he steps behind the bench for Team U.S.A . Coach Bombay 's Ducks will bejoined by some of the top young players ... from around the United States . Tell me about my new kids . - That 's Luis Mendoza . He 's from our Miami club . A real speedster . Incredible skater . I clocked him at 1.9 seconds , blue line to blue line . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you think , Guy ? - Shut up , Averman . - Oof ! . He has one minor problem . Aah ! - Has a little trouble stopping . - i 'd say so . - Are you okay ? - Need some help ? Yeah . i 'm all right . i almost had it that time . Yee-haw ! How is everyone ! Y'all ready to play some puck ? - Hey , look . it 's Hopalong Gretzky . That 's Dwayne Robertson from Austin . He 's the best puck handler I 've ever seen . - You mean for his age . - No , i do n't . Hey , this is easier than ropin ' hogs ! Yee-haw ! - He does have a tendency to showboat . - Yahoo ! - Wow . - There 's Julie " The Cat ' " Gaffney . She won the state championship for Maine three years in a row . Well , we have a goalie . Goldberg . All right ! Bring ' em on , man ! i 'm ready for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ man ! Ohh . ! Uh , help . Watch this . Well , we ... could use a backup . Is n't that that kid from the Olympics ? The figure skater ? Yup . Ken Wu . What can I say ? I convinced him that hockey had more of a future . We put a stick in his hands and nobody 's been able to touch him . Yeah . Show time ! - That guy 's a teenager ? - Do n't you know that Everything 's on fire , yeah - Uh , yeah . Hormones . - He 's a goon . - Ohh ! - C'm on , Tex ! Sing it with me ! - Uh-uh ! No ! - Everything - Here ya go , sweetie ! - My kids do n't play that kinda hockey . i believe they 're called enforcers , Gordon . - When you play iceland , you 're gon na need him . - My little man ! - Who does this guy think he is ? - All right , that 's it ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Now , we did n't come here to fight ! We came here to play hockey ! We 're Team U.S.A . You represent your country . - That 's right . - Now , i want you-To be all that you can be , right ? Ya got ta raise yourself up , guys ! Ya got-- All right , now . Let 's start with the scrimmage . Great ! Scrimmage ! You heard your coach ! Now-Hey . You do n't need me here . i 've got an appointment anyway . i 've got to see Miss MacKay . - She 's the team tutor . - Don ? Come on . You 'll get it back at the end of the school term . All right , Ducks . Show ' em what you got ! Let 's scrimmage ! - Great day for hockey , ai n't it ? - Sure is , cowboy . Yee-haw ! - Hey , man , take it easy ! Slow down ! - Goldberg , look out ! Oh , no ! This guy 's got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my fall . - Anytime . - Let 's go , defense ! - Whoa ! Come on ! Dig it out of there ! Let 's go ! Come on ! Have n't you guys been training in the off-season ? You know , i knew we forgot somethin ' . Good shot , Adam . Way to show ' em . ! - How do you feel , tough guy ? Ding ! Round one . Wait ' til you meet these kids . They 're just fantastic . - Look out ! - It 's Fulton . ! Look out for his shot . ! What a bunch of wusses ! Oh ! Half of_'em are ringers from various parts of the U.S . Then the other half-- Duck ! - That 's right . The Ducks . Hello ? Mr . Tibbles ? Mr .. Tibbles ? Mr . Tibbles , can you hear me ? Mr . Tibbles , wake up . Oh , Mr . Tibbles , are you all right ? Oh , uh , i-i 'll have the cheeseburger , fries , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll be okay . We 'll keep an eye on him . Oh , i 'm sorry . He did n't have a chance to introduce us . i 'm Michele MacKay , their tutor . Hi , i 'm Coach Bombay , their coach . - Who said we need a tutor ? - Yeah . Really . - i do n't need no school . Now , Miss MacKay , we 're America 's team here . Should n't we just be concentrating on hockey ? May i suggest optional attendance ? - i agree . - Yeah . Good idea . - Well , that 's not a bad idea . - Call me Goldberg . Goldberg . Yes . School will be optional . However-However , should you not attend , you will not be eligible to play . Oh , that 's unfair . ! Man , can she do that ? Hey , is that a tattoo ? is it real ? - Get away from me . - Yes , sir . Well , i 'm just here to tutor the kids and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , my gosh ! - Oh ! - That was awesome . Are you okay ? - Yes . All right . ! - Sorry . - Yeah , sorry . We 're okay . This is more crowded than a truckload of goats . Somebody better watch their hands . Yeah , someone licked me ! - Oh , i smell somethin ' . Eewh . - Eewh . Goldberg ! - it was n't me . - No , it was me ! Thank you . i do n't know how to make this any clearer . You are a team . And to win this thing , you have to work as one . Now as one , skate . Whoa ! Everyone goes their own way , everyone falls down . Now get up and try it again . - All right , all of you move to your right . Now . - Who made you boss ? - Everyone to the left . - Yeah , left guys . Come on . - Aw , man . - You guys can argue all you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ move as one . Now you 're learning ! Communication ! That 's it ! Good , together . Move together . Charge ! All right ! - Right turn ! - Turn right . Yeah , that 's it ! That 's it ! All right ! Knock wood , Charlie . You guys are startin ' to look like hockey players . i 'm proud of ya , team . You worked hard today . But hockey should also be fun . - Rancher Dwayne . - Yes , sir ! - Round me up some stray cattle there . - Uh-oh . - My pleasure ! - Whoa ! Together we stand Divided we fall Come on , people Let 's all get on the ball And work together Come on , come on Let 's work together Now , people Because together we will stand every boy , every woman And man Make someone happy , y'all Now make someone smile Let 's all work together and make life worthwhile Let 's work together Come on , come on Let 's work together Uh hey now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ every woman And man - Ta da - Oh ! That 's awesome ! - Hey , y'all . That 's us ! - Duh , whatta ya know ? - Today , it 's a Wheaties box . Tomorrow , it 's video games , action figures , lunch boxes . The sky is the limit . Now , just to make sure that everybody knows who you are ... try on one of these . - Oh , that 's so cool ! - Brought to you by those wonderful people at Hendrix ... for all your hockey needs . Fulton , there you go . Coach . Everybody take your own . I 'm not gon na give ' em out to everybody . That 's nice , Coach , but we 're Ducks . This stuff says " Hendrix " all over it . Well , yeah , they 're our sponsors , Charlie . So what ? Ca n't we be U.S.A . Ducks ? Or at least keep our own colors ? it 's business stuff , Charlie . Do n't worry about it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . it 's cool . Ancient Greece was the beginning of Western Civilization . See , in Greece , they did n't have professional sports ... or Wheaties boxes . So the athletes competed for another reason . - Anybody ? - Falafels ? - Ohh . Greg . - You wish , Goldberg . - Charlie ? - Pride . That 's right . The various city-states waved their flags ... and wore their home colors proudly . Did America always dominate ? - Fulton . - That 's a good question . - No . America was n't around back then . - it 's okay . - Do n't forget that compared to other countries ... America is still young , still forming its own identity . - America is a teenagerjust like you . - Like us ? You bet . A little awkward at times ... but always right there on the verge of greatness . i do n't know but i been told Team U.S.A . 's gon na win the gold U.S.A . 's gon na win the gold Listen up and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ headed for Hollywood - Sound off - One , two - Sound off - Three , four - Bring ' em on down - One , two , three , four Welcome to Los Angeles , California , and theJunior Goodwill Games ... as teams from around the world arrive to compete in both winter and summer events . The U.S.A . is expected to score well in the medal count ... especially in basketball , swimming and hockey . And there 's Team U.S.A . hockey led by Coach Gordon Bombay . They 're looking fit and anxious to begin the competition . Tonight 's game matches the second-seeded Team U.S.A ... against the tenth-seeded team , Trinidad Tobago . This marks the first game for Team U.S.A . in this double-elimination ... winner-take-all tournament . Gordon Bombay looks to have his team well in control here . They lead six to nothing . This is sewn up tight ! All right ! Yeah ! Yeah , high-five some more . Man , my little brother could score on these guys . - Go bother him , then . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ brother ! Hey , Jesse . ! Quit gabbin ' and get on the ice . Show me you want it , son . Go ! Yeah , show us you want it son . Go ! ' Kay . - Ohh ! Face-off ! . Hey , what 's your problem , man ? Jesse , forget about it . ! Let 's go . ! U.S.A . penalty , number nine , Hall . Two minutes , roughing . He dissed you bad , G . - Yeah ? Come here , man ! - Ha-ha . Bye-bye . Have a nice day . - All right , Fulton , let 's have some fun ! - Yeah , Portman , let 's do it ! - All right ! - Yeah ! Yeah ! - That 's it . - All right , Portman , take it ! - Way to go ! Hey , hey ! - Yeah ! - Thank you . Thank you . - Thank you very much . - Yeah ! - All right ! - Yeah ! - Look at those @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Bash Brothers ! Hey , ya got a girl in the stands ? No . Scouts , man . Look at ' em . Do n't worry about scouts , Adam . Just play your best . Team U.S.A . loses the puck at center ice . Here 's Bellafonte across the blue line with a great move . Walks right down in front . He shoots , he scores . ! Way to go , man ! Way to go ! Nearing the end of the game , Team U.S.A . with it out at center ice . Here 's Connie Moreau . Moreau stick-handling in the Trinidad zone . Moreau still with it , moves around a pileup , gives it to Kenny Wu . Wu , the former figure skater , back behind the net , ducks underneath the check . Moves around the it . It 's a wraparound . He scores . ! All right , way to go . ! - That was n't a game , that was a statement ! Ladies and gentlemen , Team U.S.A . hockey . And the man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Bring the bear up here . This is Henry , the Hendrix bear . - Hello , everyone . ! - Guys , I want you to come in , get some shots with the bear . Big wave . ! Big wave . ! Wave to everybody . ! - Hello , everybody ! it 's great to be here ! - Got that ? Great . Thanks a lot . Okay , we 're gon na open it up to questions . Yes . Team U.S.A . , how does it feel competing ... on the international level here in Los Angeles ? - Um-- Feels good . Love it . Coach Bombay , the Vikings from iceland are the heavy favorite . Their coach has already guaranteed victory . - How are you gon na handle them ? - Um ... hard work . i think our team is ready to go up against the best in the world . We 're not worried about ' em . Iceland may be tough , but , uh ... we 're Team U.S.A . and we 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ All right , Coach . ! - Okay , that 's it . Thank you very much . Thank you , everybody . - Real good . Did good . - Team U.S.A . ' s going down . That 's where you 're going . See you on the ice , Bombay ! That 's , uh , Stansson . Coach of the Iceland team . He 's wound a little tight . Stansson from the N.H.L . ? Wolf " The Dentist " Stansson is coaching ? - You did n't tell me that . - it 's all right ! - That guy 's a dentist ? - That was his nickname . Played one year of pro , collected more teeth than goals . - He even punched out his coach . - They ran him out of the league and the country . What happened to freedom of speech , huh ? is n't this America ? That 's his team ? Those guys are huge ! - One more thing-- He 's already told you what he thinks . - Gordon . - Thanks @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was quite a circus , huh ? - it 's all part of the game . A giant polar bear with sunglasses is part of hockey now ? i guess the game 's really changed . Gordon , come on . CNN , one on one . CNN . Gordon . ! Just one question . ! One question . ! - Hello , there , missy . How about a bear hug ? Tibbles , what are we doin ' here in Malibu ? This is your new place , man . it 's our way of saying " Thank you . " You take care of Hendrix , Hendrix is gon na take care of you . i ca n't help feeling a little guilty . Should n't i be closer to the team ? Whoa . You know , they do n't need me 24 hours a day . - i 'm sure they 're just fine in the dorms . - Yeah . Shh . Do it quiet . All right . Let me get the hand . - Hurry . - i 'm hurrying ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Feather . Shh . Ah . A little tune-age to go to sleep by ? - Yeah . - All right . - Ai n't seen nothin ' yet - All right . B-B-Baby , you just ai n't seen nothin ' yet Here 's somethin ' Here 's somethin ' that you just wo n't forget Sweet dreams , dude . What 's goin ' on ? Yeah ! Whoo ! Yeah ! Come on ! Yeah ! It 's great to be here . The guys at Hendrix Hockey have been absolutely fantastic . But i got a game against italy , so i 'll talk to you right after we win it . Thank you . Thanks , Coach . Good-bye . Good luck , Coach . - Get ' em tonight . - Thank you very much . Thank you . - Oh . i 'm sorry . - i 'm sorry . Uh-No , it was my fault . i was clumsy . - You 're Coach Bombay . - That 's right . You play well . - Well , thank you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . i- i know what you meant . So who are you ? i 'm the trainer for the iceland team . My name is Marria . Well , you have a way with the ladies . We have n't formally met . i 'm Gordon Bombay , coach ofTeam U.S.A . i know my competition . i know you . Yeah , but do you know the real me ? You 're full of confidence . Cocky . American . i like that . it will make our triumph even more enjoyable . Your triumph ? Lighten up a little bit . We 're all just here to have-A little fun , right ? Do n't you worry . We will . We will . It 's been all Team U.S.A . tonight . They lead Italy six to nothing . They 've really dominated this game . Italy with the puck across the line . D'Agistino shoots . Glove save by Goldberg . Have no fear ! Goldberg is here ! Hey , man , there was nothing on that . How about a real shot ? Hey @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , how do you say , in italiano , " wussy " ? Break it up ! Break it up ! - Goldberg ! - What 'd i say ? Hey , look ! Yeah ! Whoo ! Yeah ! Yeah ! Okay , people . Come on , let 's do this . - Oh yeah - Oh yeah Ooh Mr . Big Stuff Who do you think you are Mr . Big Stuff You 're never gon na get my love Not because you wear - All those fancy clothes - Oh yeah And have a big fine car Yes ya do now- Gordon , take a look around you . You got ta change your thinking . - What 'd ya mean ? - Ya see , in this town , everybody is something other ... - than what they really are . - Hi , i 'm Terry . i 'll be your server . Terry , let me ask you a question . What do you really want to be ? - Really ? - Yeah , really . - Head of production for a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . We 're done . See what i mean ? Everybody wants to be something bigger . Listen , all i 'm saying is you could be big . i mean Costas big . N.H.L . stars Neely , Chelios and Robitaille . Cam , Chris and Luc , this is Gordon Bombay , coach ofTeam U.S.A . Gordon , Greg Louganis , Kristi Yamaguchi , our Olympians . Hello . Nice to meet you . Kareem , i 'd like you to meet Gordon Bombay , coach ofTeam U.S.A . - Hey , Gordon , how ya doin ' ? - Glad to meet ya . Coaching . Okay , two words about that : Pat Riley . What it is , it 's a loafer . And we 'll call it the Air Bombay loafer ... for kids who wan na coach . You think there 's enough kids out there who wan na ... coach ? Absolutely . This do n't look like no Rodeo Drive to me . No , that 's Ro-day-o Drive . You ca n't fool me . i saw it on the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , there 's an accent at - Never mind . i do n't get it . This is Beverly Hills . Where 's all the hills ? - Where 's that 90210 school ? What about the Hillbillies ? - Where are the movie stars ? Was n't that the captain from The Love Boat ? - Let 's go check out some stores . - Great . i got ta buy my mom a T-shirt . - She 'll love it . - Yeah . Let 's think about it and go get an espresso , okay ? Maybe they 're not open . Hey , there 's a doorbell here . i 'm sorry . We do not allow unsupervised children into the store . - Can you make an exception ? - No , now go away or the police will be called . if we were in Texas , this would n't have happened . - We 'll find some other place . Step back from the vehicle . - You have activated the theft-deterrent device . - Yes , hello . - Hi , we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ drink ? You kids get outta here ! Quit playin ' with that thing ! - I 'm sorry . We do not allow unsupervised- i 'm sure Uncle Aaron will be very upset to hear we were treated with such disrespect . Aaron ? Aaron Spelling ? No , Hank Aaron . Of course , Aaron Spelling . Now , i want you to make yourselves comfortable . Carole , beverages . And i will be with you in a moment . - Gosh , this store sure is nice . - Goldberg , my man . - Cheers . - Yeah . i know you boys . You 're , um-- Aaron Spelling 's nephew . - No . - Team U.S.A . hockey . - You guys are just great ! - Oh , thanks . - Thanks . Now , a gift for your mother . You 'll want something light , airy . it is summer , after all . i 'm going to show you my private collection . - Bl-bl-bl-bl-bleah - All right - Bom , bom - Bom , bom - Bom @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Bom , bom - Bom , bom - Bom , bom - Bom , bom , bom , bom - Bom , bom - Nah , something else . - Bom , bom - Bom , bom , bom , bom - Bom , bom - Bom , bom Bom , bom , bom , bom - Ooh , baby - What How about givin'me some of that good stuff - No , it 's not quite what i 'm looking for . - No . Here it is Here it is Here it is Are you lookin'_for it - You 'll hear it from me - Good stuff , baby Do you want it Do you know how- Well , gentlemen , did you see anything you liked ? You know , i got ta be honest . My mom really needs ... a bikini . - Hey ! - You little brats do n't ever come back into this store . ! Anti-children ! No , no , no . it 's not a sneaker , it 's a street shoe . Like coaches wear . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . That 'll work . Go ahead , sit down . We 'll talk about it at dinner . Okay . What 's up ? i wan na play . When am i gon na get my chance ? Julie , Goldberg 's on a hot streak . i got ta stick with him as long as we 're winning . i understand . But i left my team in Maine ... to show the world what i can do . Just give it time . You will show the world . i promise . Okay ? All right . Now get outta here . Bom , bom Look at them . Fulton . Fulton , talk to ' em . Uh , hey , ladies . Nice night for a stroll , would n't you say ? That was a good one ! No curfew 's gon na keep us down . - Yeah ! - ice cream . Wait a minute . I thought Iceland was covered with ice . - No , it 's very green . - i thought Greenland was green . - Greenland is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Ahh . i imagine it 'd be like Minnesota , where you 're from . How do you know where i 'm from ? i asked around . Okay . Look at this . She 's an iceland chick . What 's he doin'with her ? Great coach we got . All right , are we ready for warm-ups ? - Let 's go ! - Whoa ! He 's stylin ' ! Mr . Coach ! Yeah , all right . All right . - Nice jacket . Did you get - two pairs of pants with that ? - Good night last night , Coach ? - Yeah , it was fine . What 'd ya do ? Oh , i ... just watched some TV , got to bed early . But not without a little dessert , right ? A little ice cream , maybe ? Nice haircut . What , ya lose a bet ? Live from Los Angeles , welcome to theJunior Goodwill Games . Tonight 's matchup , Team U.S.A . faces off against Team iceland . - Cakewalk . - We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Greg , what is it gon na take to beat these feisty icelanders tonight ? i think it 'll take a supreme individual effort by me , Greg Goldberg . - Let 's play hockey , gentlemen . - Okay , cut it . Hi , everybody . Welcome to today 's game . This is a very important matchup , Team U.S.A . against Iceland ... in what could be a preview of the championship game . Iceland , coached by Wolf " The Dentist ' " Stansson . He 'll be taking on Gordon Bombay . Good luck , there , Coach . You 'll sure need it . What does that mean ? You 'll find out . Come on , fool ! Get up ! - You ran at him unprovoked . - Huh ? - Calm down , son . You 're out of the game . - Give me a break ! You 're throwin ' him out ? You ca n't do that ! it 's three seconds into the game ! Oh , man . Come and get it . Wake @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Hey , Goldberg ! if that puck was a cheeseburger , you 'd stop it ! Ha-ha-ha ! Yee-haw ! - Pass the puck , Dwayne ! Come on ! - Dwayne , give me the puck . ! - Pass it to Fulton ! - Dwayne , pass it ! - Look out , Dwayne ! - Yee-haw ! Aah ! Oh , man ! i ca n't believe this is happening ! i should be out there ! ... missing big Dean Portman , it 's one-nothing iceland . iceland outhitting and outskating Team U.S.A ... all over the ice in the first period . Here 's Gunnar Stahl again for Iceland . Team U.S.A . ca n't stop him . On the backhand , saved by Goldberg . Captain Adam Banks has it for Team U.S.A . He gets knocked head over heels . Team U.S.A . still with the puck . Luis Mendoza , he can really fly . Mendoza across the blue line . He gets tripped , slides into the boards . Come on , ref , call something . - We 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ us ? - Let 's see . Uh , a triple aerial with a Double Hamill Camel ... that should split the D , then a pirouetting half-toe-touch for the goal . - Show it to me , son . - Come on , Kenny . Get us back in the game . i 'm sure you can do it , Ken . Aah ! Aw , man . Aw . Aw . Was that it ? Please give me one more chance to get those guys ! They 've got to get back into this game . Iceland with the puck . Here 's Olaf Sanderson right down the middle . - Sanderson over to Stahl . He scores . ! Where 's our concentration ? You guys are runnin ' around like a bunch of chickens with your heads cut off ! . - We 're doin ' our best . - Well , your best is n't good enough anymore . Blow this game and we are one loss away from elimination . You guys might want to go home early , but i sure as heck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Iceland , as we head for the final period . I hope Bombay 's got some magic up his sleeve , because he 's getting manhandled tonight . No ! No . You 're off , Goldberg ! Ah , thank you . - Hey , good luck , goalie . You 're gon na need it . - Thanks , Goldberg . - Sending in a woman to do a man 's job . - Do n't break a nail . i 'm sorry , boys , but can you help me with my pads , please ? Yeah . Oof ! . Intent to injure . ! You 're out of the game . ! - See ya around , fellas . Aw , geez . Thanks for the breather . - Fulton ! Get out there and blast one ! - Go on in ! Fulton Reed on the ice for Team U.S.A . - He 's open to the blue line . - Fulton , fire it in there ! Reed winding up-Whoa . ! Glove save by Seggi . Oh , what a save @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in his palm ... after that one . ! - Hi . - i know how you feel . Here 's Banks , starts onto the ice ... moves along the left wing side , now moves into the center , but-A spinning move . ! A great move to the blue line . Banks all alone . He scores . ! Yeah , we got one ! Hey ! Come on ! Relax ! Take it easy ! - Calm down , son . - Are you okay ? - i 'm all right . i 'm okay . - Are you sure ? He scored ! - Sit down . Right in there . - Sanderson ! In my country , we call that a love tap . i want a piece of you , Sanderson ! You 're mine ! - Oh , you think it 's funny ? - Come on , get down ! i want you ! Hey , man , do n't touch me . ! C'm on , Charlie ! That 's it ! - iceland ! - Olaf . Ja , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , ref . Damn it ! Twelve to one , huh ? Twelve to one . Ya think Hendrix is interested in backing a loser ? Hey , how are ya ? You 're only good to us if you win . Don , i'm- i've- i- i 've been good to you , man . i gave ya a real shot . A real shot to be somebody ... and this is how you repay me . We just did n't have the magic tonight . Well , you better get the damn magic , and you better get it fast . Or i 'm out of a job , and you 're on your way back to Palookaville , Minnesota ... shoveling snow and sharpening skates . Have a nice night . Twelve to one . You know what word comes to mind when you think of that ? Hmm ? Pathetic . ! You guys were brought here to play hockey . - What about you ? - What about me , Jesse ? Coach Stansson knew everything about us . They were ready for us . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to those sponsor fools . Or hanging with the iceland lady . We saw you two Saturday night . Eating ice cream with the enemy , huh , coach ? What ? What are you talking about ? What 's going on ? Hey . Hey , what i do is none of your business . is that clear ? Do n't take those pads off . Everyone stay in your gear . We have practice . Tonight ? This is n't very much fun , Coach . Who said it was supposed to be fun ? You did , when you coached the Ducks . Well , i do n't see any Ducks here , Charlie . All i see is Team U.S.A . one loss away from elimination . Twenty more sprints ! Let 's go ! Line up ! Come on , let 's go ! Line up , Charlie ! Let 's go ! Keep you here all night if i have to . Not my best ... Luis . Sorry . All right , let 's go ! Team ? Hello ! Hey , guys @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - What 're ya talkin ' about ? Where are they ? - They needed a day off . Trust me . i need ' em here to practice ! Well , they need to rest . You 've been running those children ragged . They can barely stay awake in class . They 're calling you Captain Blood . i am preparing these kids for battle . Can you understand that ? We win the gold , we go on to bigger things . - Bigger things ? - That 's right ! Please ! Gordon , it 's a game ! You said it yourself . Games should be fun . Remember ? - And hold , two , three-- Coach is n't here . Why do we have to be ? We have a game tonight . We have to work out . i say mutiny . Who 's with me ? Goldberg , i 'm too tired to mutiny . Come on , guys , it 's not like we could n't use the conditioning . - Speak for yourself , babe . - Her name @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't tell me how to talk , rich boy ! - Hey , Portman , chill ! Hey , you want a piece of this ? Yo , Team U.S.A . , what are you gon na do today , a million jumping jacks ? - This kid 's crazier than me . Forget about him . Look , Fulton ! - Hey , chill ! Hey , man , i 'm gettin ' sick of you ! i 'm gettin ' sick of seeing the U.S.A . represented by a bunch of whining babies . Too bad you ca n't back up that mouth . Me and my boys can take you anytime , anywhere . - i do n't see no " boys . " - i got ' em waiting ' . Grab your gear and let 's go play some schoolyard puck . - Or maybe you forgot what it 's like to play for real pride . - You got a pass ? - Come on , it 's not too far , you little wimps . - Come on . - What are you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or not ? - Let 's go . My little brother Russ here has been telling me that you have been choking ' big time . Your brother 's got a big mouth . Uh-oh . He does , does n't he ? - Oh , boy . - We thought we 'd call you all to see what you got . We know you can talk to the press and sign autographs . - We can do more than that . - Yeah ? We can teach you to play like the real Team U.S.A . What would you know about it ? Party people You got ta earn every inch . Tag team back again Check it 's a record and let 's begin Party on party people Let me hear some noise - D.C . ' s in the house Jump , jump forjoy Party over here , party over there , wave your hands in the air , shake your derriere These three words while you 're gettin'busy Whoomp , there it is , hit me Come on ! Get him ! Whoomp , there it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is Whoomp , there it is Whoomp , there it is Hey , ai n't no whistles out here either . You keep diggin ' until you score that goal ! Pick it up ! - He scores ! - All right , Russ ! And then you take a few breaths , slug some water ... - and get out there and do it again ! - Let me hear you say - Whoomp , there it is Do n't just stand there . Come and get it . Do n't mind if i do . - Yeah , Luis ! - Whoomp , there it is Whoomp , there it is Whoomp , there it is Whoa ! Not again ! Hey , hey , hey , hey , hey . Use the brakes , baby . - Eh , no sweat . it happens all the time . - Excuse me . - Throw it back , please . - Here , kid . Alley-oop . All right , get it . ! Yeah ! - Yeah , Charlie ! - Yeah . ! - Whoomp , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ! Whoomp , there it is Yeah ! All right ! Did you see that ? What the heck kinda shot was that ? - Ah , you like that , huh ? - Yeah . That 's my knucklepuck . it 's hard to be accurate but it drives goalies crazy . Let 's play ! Come on , Danny , come to me . ! Yeah . ! Yeah ! Way to go ! Sweet move , kid . - All right ! - Aw , you done messed up now . ! Come here , I 'm gon na get you . ! Come here . Come here ! Come here , junior ! Come here ! No . i 'm just messin ' with you , okay . Listen . When a guy comes at you like i just did , you do this : Stick , gloves ... and shirt . - Okay ? - Yeah , okay . My turn . Stick , gloves , shirt . - All right ? - All right . - All right , you guys , go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on , go get ' em . ! You guys do it , okay ? - All right . ! - Play hard ! Go , U.S.A . Go get ' em . This is not a place for a coach . So who 's looking after the shop ? We are closed . First time in ten years . i saw the iceland game on television . - Who was that man in the suit with the wet hair ? Was it raining ? - it 's a style , Jan . You looked like you just got out of the shower . You came 2,000 miles to make fun of me ? You could have done this over the phone . On TV , you looked like a man who needs a friend . You do n't understand . Gordon ... when i told the Goodwill Committee who you were ... i did not talk to them about your good looks . I did n't tell them you would win at any cost . i told them you were a man who loves the game . And i @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ kids ... about more than just winning or losing . I told them you were the Minnesota Miracle Man . And only you could teach them to fly . So be that man . Be that man , Gordon . Hey , team . ! Hey , team . We 're gon na be great today , right ? - Where 's Gordon ? - You tell us . - i do n't believe this . - Team U.S.A . i 'm sorry . Without a coach behind the bench , you 'll forfeit the game . - But you ca n't do that . - We have one . Miss MacKay . ! Hey , Charlie , what 's up ? You have to pretend you 're a coach or we forfeit the game . - Where 's Coach Bombay ? - Pretend or we 're out of the tournament . But i do n't know anything about coaching . Here she is , our coach ; Coach MacKay . Yeah . - Come on , Coach MacKay . - What are you waitin ' for , ice to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yes ! Face-off at center ice . Germany wins the draw . Comes across the U.S.A . blue line . Germany on the right wing side . Down to big Klaus Stabias . He shoots . ! And a save by Goldberg . Great save by Goldberg . As Germany is really throwing their weight around . Oh ! We look tired . We need to , uh ... trade places . - What ? - New players . - Oh , say , " Change it up . " - Change it up . - Scream it ! - Change it up ! Cool . - We 're late in the period with a face off coming up . Look who finally shows up . - Just ignore him . Averman , take the face-off . - All right . - What do we got to lose ? - Respect . He 'll dump us the minute it 's all over . Come on in ! Let 's go , come on . Thanks . Team . Guys . I was wrong . And i 'm sorry . i @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I have . All I want ... is another chance . Just one more shot . i 'm back . Okay ? Believe me . Together now . Come on , Jesse . - Jesse , just do it , man ! - All right , let 's go ! Flying " V " ! Hall joined by his teammates behind the Team U.S.A . net in the third period . They start back out and they form a " V ' ; I 've heard of this before but I 've never seen it . It 's the Flying " V ' " led byJesse Hall . Hall up to center ice . Hall with it toward the Germany blue line . Hall - Shot by Averman . He scores . ! Yes ! i 've had a lot of big distractions since i 've been here in L.A . This is a distraction . - Nice haircut , Coach . - Looks familiar . i know that guy . This is a fire in a barrel . This is a distraction in a fire in a barrel . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Wooo ! All right , Coach . ! We 've got a lot of work to do . We 've got ta study our opponents and study ourselves . We have to learn from our mistakes . You all have special skills . Now we have to refine them . Luis , your speed is a great weapon . Now you must learn to harness it . Let 's do it . - Whoa ! - We need to get back to basics . That 's it . Dwayne , hustle . We 're gon na be a lean , mean , fighting machine . Move that big butt . Go ! - Hey , how you feelin ' today , Goldberg ? - Lean and mean . Banks . ! Show me something , now . ! That 's it . ! Good . Good . Hey , Banks , let 's go ! Comin ' . i 'll be right there . And no matter what , we 'll work together to overcome every obstacle . - Nowjust think how you 'd play with two good wrists @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . i 'm okay . i should have spotted this sooner . Sorry , man , i was n't doin ' my job . Coach , i 'm fine . i can play , i swear . Okay . Here . Let 's find out . The other hand . Now rotate it . i have to bench you . No ! You ca n't do that . - Adam , you could injure yourself permanently . - You ca n't bench me . i got ta play . All the scouts are here watching me . This is my shot . You 're young and you 're gon na have plenty of shots , believe me . But my dad 's counting on me . I 'm sorry . Hey . My dad worked a lot when i was a kid . So when he made it to a game ... i wanted so bad to score 100 goals for him . i spent half the game a nervous wreck , my stomach in knots . That 's how i feel . Before he died , my dad told @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ skate on this pond we had behind our house . He did n't need me to score 100 goals for him . He was proud of me ' cause i was his son ... and i did my best . I 'm sure that 's how your dad feels . i know it is . Thanks , Coach . All right . Let 's go get that wrist X-rayed . Come on . - That 's the way . - We will work hard and we 're gon na succeed . Nothing will bring us down . If we fall , we 'll get up and try it again . Way to get over on your edge there , Connie ! Good , Portman , good . Soft hands . Coach . Coach , i know with Banks out , we got a roster slot open . - Yeah ? - You know how I always told you I 'd make a better coach than a player ? I did some scouting for us . Come on in . ! - Russ Tyler . Coach Bombay . - Hiya , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , what can you do for the team ? You never heard of my knucklepuck ? Knucklepuck ? No . - U.S.A . leading Russia two-to-one here in the third period . - Over here . Russ Tyler , Team U.S.A . ' s newest member from Los Angeles calling for the puck . He gets it . - it 's knucklepuck time . - He winds up . He shoots . He scores . ! Yeah ! - Yeah ! That 's my stuff ! . I told him no visitors , but he wanted to congratulate you anyway . That 's Wayne Gretzky . Can i shake your hand ? How ya doin ' ? - This is The Great One . - Wayne 's fine . - Say , hockey . - Hockey ! Powered by a one goal victory over Russia ... Team U.S.A . hockey advances to the finals of theJunior Goodwill Games ... where they 'll go up against the top-seeded team from Iceland . - Coach , should n't we have our hockey gear on ? - Yeah ? - Guys , this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of Captain Blood . No . - it means ... let 's have some fun . - All right ! - Easy , easy now . - Whoa . - Good . - i love it . i can skate . Yes , he can skate . Oh . Playtime is over . We have the ice now . You and your little rink rats must leave . We 're right here , Coach . The only thing little was your career in the pros . Gordon , no , let 's go . Well , at least I had a shot . I was there . You were a disgrace . All right , team , we 're outta here . - Let 's go , i said ! Come on ! - Can you still move on the ice ? Well , please , play a little with me . Show me the famous triple deke your daddy taught you . Or was it that old geezer over there ? Marria . Three bar . First one to hit both posts and the crossbar . - Have to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know the game . Come on , Bombay . Come on ! That 's it . That 's it . ! Yeah . ! News flash . That was n't even my triple deke . One more post and you go home crying . By the way , Stansson , you owe me a beach ball . It 's all right . Get your coach off the ice . We have to practice now . Stay back ! Back , back , back . Live from the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim , California ... it 's Team U.S.A . versus Iceland in the hockey finals of theJunior Goodwill Games . Hi , everybody . This is Bob Miller along with Jacques Berman . Nice to have you with us for what should be an exciting title game tonight . Coach . i woke up ... and the pain was gone . Adam , i 'm sorry , we already have a full roster . He can have my spot . it 's what i can do for the team . Let me do it . Charlie , i need you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Take a deep breath . Here we go . Now the two teams gather at their respective benches . In their last meeting , Iceland crushed Team U.S.A . , 12-one . Heads high . ! Stand tall . ! Fly straight . ! - U.S.A . ! - All the way ! Wooo ! Wooo ! We 're ready for the opening face-off in tonight 's championship game . Team U.S.A . against Iceland . Lester Averman will move in to take the draw for Team U.S.A . And off the face-off , Averman gets knocked down . Iceland physically dominated the first game between two teams ... and they 'll try to do it again tonight . Guy Germaine gets checked down in the corner . Behind the net , Goldberg cuts it off for U.S.A . Here comes Dean Portman . He 's hit hard into the glass by Gunnar Stahl . Iceland out to dominate this game early . Puck is still in the U.S.A . zone . There 's a shot from the blue line . Stick save by Goldberg . Good save . Held @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Iceland still with it . Back behind the net . Here 's a wraparound by Sanderson . - He scores . ! Iceland gets an early one-to-nothing lead . it 's all right . We 'll get that one back . Hey ! Too slow , big boy . - All right ! That 's it ! - Do n't listen to him . - That guy 'll kill you . - Well , at least hold me back like i 'm gon na kill him . Come on , man ! Let me at him ! Let me go ! You want some of this ? Let me at him ! Line change ! Guy , Jesse , Russ . - You ready ? Get out there . - Yeah . That 's the shooter ! Watch him ! Get him ! - There he is . - There you go . That 's my boy ! Cross sticks . What are you doin ' ? Get off me . Boo ! - Over here , man . Gim me the puck . - Shooter ! Watch out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ man , i messed up . Iceland with a one-nothing lead . Throwing everything they have at U.S.A . Team U.S.A . has to find a way to get back in this game ... because they are being totally dominated by a bigger , faster Iceland team . We ca n't make it . iceland 's bigger , stronger , faster . They got more facial hair . Banks , you 're on . Hey , be careful out there . Sit down . Sit down . Hey , Ref , why do n't you call something ? He almost took his arm off ! . - That 'll be two minutes . - Two minutes well worth it . Get in the box , you big goon . - i 'm okay . - You sure ? Yeah . i 'm fine . They just hit the pad . Really . You 'll be okay , Banks . Way to hang in there , Adam . Great playing . Now the crowd doing the wave , trying to get Team U.S.A . back in this game . It may @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Moreau to the blue line of Iceland . Drops it back to Mendoza . Ducks under a check . Robertson with it now for Team U.S.A . He 's got great moves with the puck . Robertson still with it . Portman calling for it in front of the net . Robertson knocked down from behind . Iceland will take over . - Somebody get on him . - Get him , Luis . ! Here 's Luis Mendoza in a footrace trying to catch Amselik . Amselik on a breakaway . He could make it three-nothing . Mendoza trying frantically to catch him . Amselik moving in on Goldberg . Gets hit from behind . Taking the puck-Amselik , Mendoza and the puck all in the net . It 's a goal . And Iceland leads now ... three-to-nothing . Show me the Flying " V " . Let 's go ! Let 's go ! Hey ! And here 's a four-on-none break for Iceland . - Gunnar Stahl to Sanderson . Wide open net and he scores . Four-nothing , Iceland . And iceland is really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this game . As we start the second period , you wonder how is Team U.S.A . going to get back in this . It 's like David versus Goliath . Oy , very . - You guys wan na ease up a little bit ? Just thought i 'd ask . - Come on , guys . Off the face-off , Averman gets knocked down by Gunnar Stahl . And the heavy hitting by Iceland continues . It 's gon na take something drastic ... for Team U.S.A . to turn this game around . Party ! Yeah ! Iceland trying to pad their lead in the second period . Number 74 spins around . He 's right in the slot . He shoots . ! And a save by Goldberg . Kenny Wu picks it up behind the U.S.A . net . Wu , the former Olympic skater ... weaves his way up to center ice , ; he 's gon na try and split the Iceland defense . Get him ! Pretty cool , huh ? Fulton back to Wu . He shoots . - He scores @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yes ! - Wooo ! Wu . ! Wu . ! Wu . ! Kenny Wu ... puts Team U.S.A . on the board . ! What 'd you think of that ? Pretty sweet , huh ? Hey , you wan na piece of me ? Here , take that . - All right ! Yeah ! i taught him that . - Yeah , i know , man ! - Come on ! Let 's go . - Take that ! What 'd i do ? All right . All right . Grim up . We still got a lot of work to do . What are you doing out there ? Wake up ! - That 'll be two minutes , son . - Two minutes ? Well worth it . - All right , Ken Wu ! - Our little Bash Brother ! He 's our man ! - Yeah ! Get up ! - Come on ! Get up ! Hey , you guys , come on , get- Let 's play hockey ! - Yes ! - Yeah ! Come on ! Yeah ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Brothers entertaining the crowd . Yeah ! - Come on ! Let 's go , come on . Fulton and Portman are gon na get misconduct penalties here . They 're ushered into the penalty box where theyjoin Wu and they 're still going wild . Now there 's three Bash Brothers . - Olaf ! . - Ja . ! Destroy ! Connie , be careful out there . They 're gunning for you . Do n't worry . i 'll be fine . Iceland on the attack again . Uberjavik fires the puck in the corner . Connie Moreau over to get it . - Sanderson has her lined up . - Get out of there . ! Yee-haw ! No , Dwayne ! i 'm comin ' , Connie . All right ! Get up there ! Where i come from , we treat ladies with respect . Thank you , Dwayne , but i 'm no lady ; i 'm a Duck ! - Come on ! - Way to go , you little filly . i 'll get you for th-Referee taking Robertson over to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this penalty ? It 's two minutes for roping ? That 's a new one on me . We 're at the end of the second period . Iceland has a commanding four-to-one lead . This is n't a hockey game ; it 's a circus . - Did you all enjoy that ? - Yeah ! So did they , because they 're still three points up and we 're one period away from defeat . - if we ca n't beat them , we might as well keep our pride . - Yeah . Jesse , that 's not pride . Sure , when Dwayne roped that big oaf , part of me cheered . But , guys , i 've been there . i know how you feel . i wanted to cream that jerk that busted my knee when i played in the minors . And i really , really wanted to go after Stansson for that cheap shot . But you know what ? My knee will heal . And if i become someone i 'm not ... if i sink to their level ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You understand ? Yeah . We 're not goons . We 're not bullies . No matter what people say or do ... we have to be ourselves . You . Who are you ? - Dean Portman . - From where ? - Chicago , illinois . - You . - Guy Germaine . From St . Paul , Minnesota . - From where ? - You . - Jesse Hall from Minneapolis , Minnesota . - Who are you ? - Julie Gaffney from Bangor , Maine . Luis Mendoza . Miami , Florida . Greg Goldberg . Philadelphia , Pennsylvania . Les Averman . Brooklyn Park , Minnesota . - Fulton Reed . Stillwater , Minnesota . - That 's right ! Russ Tyler . South Central Los Angeles . Charlie Conway . Minneapolis , Minnesota . Ken Wu . San Francisco , California . Connie Moreau . Minneapolis , Minnesota . Adam Banks . Edina , Minnesota . Dwayne Robertson . Austin , Texas . Michele MacKay . Duluth , Minnesota . And i 'm Gordon Bombay . Minneapolis , Minnesota . We 're Team @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And we 're gon na stick together . You know why ? - Because we are Ducks . - And ducks fly together . - That 's right , Jan . - And just when you think they 're about to break apart-- Ducks fly together ! - And when the wind blows hard and the sky is black-- Ducks fly together ! When the roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture-- Um . Okay . - Ducks fly together ! And when everyone says it ca n't be done - Ducks fly together . Now , new Ducks ... and old Ducks must unite under a new banner . And i thought perhaps something like this . Wooo ! Here to start the third period , what team is this ? It 's not Team U.S.A . Yes , it is . They 've got on new uniforms . They 're wearing the logo of the duck . I 've never seen this before . Yeah ! Come on ! I'vejust gotten word that there is no rule against changing uniforms . - Come @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Bombay 's old team was called the " Ducks ' ; .. and I guess we 've got the U.S.A . Ducks out there now . Quack ! Quack ! Quack ! Go ... Ducks ! We will We will quack you We will We will quack you We will We will quack you We will We will quack you Buddy , you 're a boy make a big noise Playin'in the street Gon na be a big man someday You got mud on your face You big disgrace Kickin'your can all over the place - Singin ' - We will We will rock you Germaine gives it to Wu . Wu back to Germaine . Germaine slides it to Connie Moreau . She shoots . She scores . ! Connie Moreau with a lovely move in front of the net ... pulls Team U.S.A . to within two goals . Yes ! Yes . All right , you guys ! Way to go ! Team U.S.A . still down by two goals . Trying to get back in it . - Shot and a diving save by Goldberg . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the attack . Comes right up the middle . Averman lost the puck . Iceland gets it over Gunnar Stahl . He 's got an open net . He scores . ! - Yes ! - Oh , that hurts . The Ducks trail now , five-to-two . Okay , Ducks , take a look here . - Charlie , this is n't the NBA . - it 's the perfect teamwork play . Now , cowboy ! Alley-oop , boys . Yeah ! Wooo ! All right ! Yeah . ! Wooo . ! All right ! That 's the way , Dwayne ! Play continues here in the final period . The hitting has picked up , but the Ducks are hanging in there . However , they 're still down by two goals with time running out . Bodies flying all over the ice . The puck is in the Ducks'zone . Here 's Mendoza on a breakaway . He can really fly . The speedster into the Iceland zone . - i stopped . - Put it in , Luis ! He scores . ! - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with two minutes left . And the Ducks trail by one . it 's five-four . We are still in this . Come on , we can do it ! - Russ . - Yeah , Coach . - Two minutes left . Can you get your shot off ? - i do n't know . - They 're gunning for me . - Make it happen . Get off me , man . Get off me ! Time out . Time out . Time out ! Guys , come in . Come on ! Goldberg ! Huddle up ! Listen up ! This is what i wan na do . When 56 , Tyler 's on the ice , he 's covered with three men . Do you understand that ? - Ya . - Okay . Go ! Go ... Ducks . ! Let 's go ! Time running out here in the third period . The Ducks with the puck . They 're still down by a goal . They 're back in their own zone . I do n't know why they 're not moving it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - The clock is ticking . Iceland with a one goal lead . - All right ! Guy , now ! Here 's Germaine in his own zone . Germaine gives it to Luis Mendoza . Mendoza goes behind the net . Starts up on the attack . Mendoza drops it back to- to Goldberg ? He gave it to the goaltender Goldberg . Wait , it 's not Goldberg . - it 's Russ . - Here , take it . - Thanks . The goalie ! Tyler with it . Tees up the puck . - No ! - With the knucklepuck . - Russ Tyler with the knucklepuck ties the game ... - Yeah ! with no time left on the clock . Yeah ! That 's my boy ! That 's my boy ! Yeah ! So the championship comes down to a shootout . Each team picks five of their best . One-on-one with the goalie . No rebounds . Best of five shots wins it all . What a way to end it . ! Yeah ! All right ! Yeah ! Yes ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Come on . Go . Julie , you got the fast glove . i know this kid 's move . Triple deke , glove side . Anticipate it and you got him . - What if he goes stick side ? - He 's fancy . He 'll go glove . Do n't hesitate . Let 's go . In a surprise move , Bombay has gone to his bench . He 's sending outJulie Gaffney to replace Goldberg . She 'll face Gunnar Stahl . - Go get him , Julie . - I do n't know about this move by Bombay . Putting in a cold goaltender to face the leading scorer ... in the tournament . But hang on to your hats . Here we go . IfJulie " The Cat ' " Gaffney ... stops Gunnar Stahl , the U.S.A . wins . That 's one . Two . Three . Ducks win . ! Ducks win . ! - Oh , I ca n't believe it . ! The Ducks have come ... - Yes ! Yes ! - from behind to beat Iceland @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the championship game . ! Nice try . Bombay , the Minnesota Miracle Man , has done it again . Gunnar . You lost it for me . You lost it for yourself . Let 's go shake their hands . - Good game . - Good game . - Good game . - Good game , guys . Good work , Captain Duck . Thanks , Gunnar . - Good job , Coach . - Thanks , Wolf . We 'll see ya again . U.S.A . ! U.S.A . ! U.S.A . ! U.S.A . ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Ducks ! Come on , Ducks ! We 're goin ' home . - Whoa ! Help me ! - You 're not supposed to light it on fire . i 've paid my dues Time after time I 've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes i 've made a few i 've had my share of sand kicked in my face But I 've come through And we go on and on and on and on We are the champions my friends And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are the champions No time for losers ' Cause we are the champions Of the world We are the champions My friend And we 'll keep on fighting ' Til the end We are the champions No time for losers ' Cause we are the champions Of the world There 's fire in their eyes You 'll see them challenging'the odds They 'll beat them Power mixed with pride Unleash it Danger on the ice E-C-G The Mighty Ducks of America Rock the Pond A surge of force that never dies Rock the Pond The Mighty Ducks of America Rock the Pond A surge of force that never dies The Mighty Ducks of America Rock the Pond A surge of force that never dies Rock the Pond The Mighty Ducks of America Rock the Pond A surge of force that never dies Rock the Pond The Mighty Ducks of America Rock the Pond A surge of force that never dies Rock the Pond Yes , a surge of force That never

@@5212941 That 'll d ? nicely , ? al . Well d ? ne . ? ave it transferred ? n t ? 16mm and sent ? ver t ? the Sav ? y . - And d ? n't f ? rget the instructi ? ns ! - All right . G ? ? d m ? rning . Miss van Ryd ? ck is expecting y ? u . C ? me this way . Jane ! ? ? w g ? ? d ? f y ? u t ? c ? me . It 's w ? nderful t ? see y ? u ! My , I 'm pleased . N ? w , Ruth , what 's wr ? ng ? What d ? y ? u think , Jane ? It 's a very beautiful g ? wn . Oh , the GOWN 's all right . Thank y ? u , Stephanie . W ? nderful h ? w the ? ld hag 's kept her figure , is n't it ( ? ) I 've b ? ? ked us a table f ? r lunch , then we 'll g @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Alex ? - My nephew , s ? rt ? f . Alex Restarick . Carrie-L ? uise 's sec ? nd husband 's b ? y by his first marriage . J ? hnny Restarick was Carrie-L ? uise 's sec ? nd husband ! Y ? ur family is such a tangle . ? ? w can y ? u expect me t ? understand that ? We have married rather a l ? t . Six times between us . It 's Carrie-L ? uise . That 's what I 'm w ? rried ab ? ut . Carrie-L ? uise ? She was always delicate . Oh , n ? , n ? . She 'll live f ? r ever ... if she 's all ? wed t ? . " Jane would dearly love to see you , " and I suggested she come down to Stony gates . Jane is n't at all well-off now , " and she 'd l ? ve t ? have the break , s ? y ? u will invite her , w ? n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ rget I 'm in y ? ur diary f ? r the 14th . " L ? ? k after y ? urself . Y ? ur l ? ving sister , Ruth . " It w ? uld be l ? vely t ? see Jane Marple again . Mm ? We were in Eur ? pe t ? gether when we were girls . Jane was a s ? rt ? f g ? verness-c ? mpani ? n . Ah . I 'm g ? ing t ? invite her t ? stay . Ruth has asked me t ? . Mm ? I 'll tell y ? u Carrie-L ? uise 's pr ? blem , apart fr ? m being c ? mpletely impractical , that is . Oh , dear . D ? n't l ? ? k at the prices . ? ave what y ? u like ! Partridge ... I 'm very f ? nd ? f partridge . Well , if they d ? partridge , have partridge ! Carrie-L ? uise is a push- ? ver f ? r @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . A very rich idealist . And an ? ld ? ne . Turned ? ut t ? be a smart m ? ve . Thirty-tw ? ' s a nice age f ? r a wid ? w . Then it was p ? ? r J ? hnny Restarick . But it was genuinely the cranky ? ld idealist with Carrie-L ? uise . And Lewis Serr ? c ? ld is the latest . Turb ? t f ? r me , I think . Lewis has turned Carrie-L ? uise 's h ? use int ? an instituti ? n , a s ? rt ? f rehabilitati ? n centre f ? r y ? ung criminals . Oh , dear ! Oh , y ? u sh ? uld hear Lewis ? n the subject ! Little of this would have any meaning unless we were trying to do something different , which we are . It might surprise y ? u t ? kn ? w that we treat discipline very seri ? usly , but we use the emphasis ? n self-discipline @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ b ? y t ? bec ? me a resp ? nsible citizen . ? e w ? uld n't kn ? w what y ? u were talking ab ? ut . Let him use his intelligence creatively , then he 'll learn t ? respect y ? u and , in turn , the w ? rld ar ? und him . It 's my belief that the system ? f justice in this c ? untry , far fr ? m preventing crime , actually enc ? urages it . Once y ? u frustrate creative intelligence , it 's b ? und t ? lead t ? an angry , imp ? tent , anti-s ? cial s ? ciety . And the perpetrat ? rs ? ften end up in pris ? n as ? utcasts ? f s ? ciety . Crime bec ? mes a way ? f life . What a waste ! Thank y ? u . T ? IN APPLAUSE Of c ? curse , in Gulbrandsen 's time , it was educati ? n . There are fashi ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? u remember s ? up kitchens ? - Oh , yes , indeed ! And p ? rt-wine jelly and calf 's head br ? th taken t ? the sick . My m ? ther did that . My , is that the time ? We must get t ? the theatre . DISCORDANT MUSIC ACCOMPAN IES BALLET ? ell ? ! - My dears ! - Alex ! Did y ? u sit thr ? ugh it all ? We sure did ! It 's w ? nderful having an American aunt , s ? full ? f fr ? ntier spirit ! What the heck was it all ab ? ut ? - Y ? u w ? uld n't believe me . - That means sex , presumably . Did y ? u enj ? y it , Miss Marple ? Oh , yes indeed . I think I underst ? ? d nearly all ? f it . Of c ? curse , we see and hear m ? st things in the village . Straight ? n - my ? ffice . Jane @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Be nice t ? her when y ? u see her at St ? nygates . Oh ? Y ? u will g ? , w ? n't y ? u , Jane ? St ? nygates is a madh ? use ! Y ? u spend en ? ugh time there . Yes , but I 'm a sp ? nger f ? r the arts and Carrie-L ? uise is ? ne ? f my backers . I d ? find the place inspires me . Tea ? I 'm so relieved you 'll go , Jane . Well , I have n't said I will yet . But you will , wo n't you ? Well , I dare say I shall . - Y ? u will ? - I will if I 'm invited . What a relief ! I 'm afraid I 've already written t ? Carrie-L ? uise asking her t ? invite y ? u . I t ? ld her y ? u were n't very well ? ff and needed a h ? liday . - Be mad @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I d ? n't want t ? . Y ? u 're c ? nvinced there 's s ? something seri ? usly wr ? ng at St ? nygates . Y ? u are n ? t a fanciful w ? man s ? I sh ? uld think s ? something is wr ? ng . TRAIN W ? ISTLES Oh , dear . Oh , thank y ? u ! S ? difficult , y ? u kn ? w , these days when p ? rters imagine themselves t ? be invisible . G ? ? dbye . Miss Marple ? I 've c ? me t ? meet y ? u . Fr ? m St ? nygates . Mr Serr ? c ? ld ... Oh , h ? w kind ! Well , there 's just this ? ne suitcase . P ? rter ! Take this case ? ut t ? the car , will y ? u ? ? ORN ? OOTS ? ell ? , Edgar ! I th ? ught y ? u 'd be late . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with y ? u . I came t ? meet her . - I 'm Gina . - Oh . What was y ? ur j ? urney like ? Simply f ? ul ? What a nice string bag ! I l ? ve string bags ! Let me . ? ere ... I d ? n't supp ? se y ? u kn ? w wh ? I am . I 'm Carrie-L ? uise 's grand-daughter . Yes ... y ? ur father was a vicar . N ? , Uncle was a vicar . ? e was dreary . I 'm the daughter ? f the ? ne wh ? married the imp ? verished c ? unt . I expect I shall w ? rk it all ? ut in time . I 'm half-Italian ? , actually , hence Gina . L ? ? k here , Gina . I kn ? w , Edgar , but I suddenly wanted t ? . Y ? u bring the case . Cia ? ! Mummy was h ? pelessly r ? mantic . Aunt Mildred @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was jeal ? us ? f Mummy . Well , Mummy was pretty g ? rge ? us and Aunt Mildew was an abs ? lute d ? g s ? it was understandable . G ? ? d m ? rning . N ? real gardeners since the war . And n ? w it 's left t ? the villains and l ? ? nies . N ? b ? dy else b ? thers . They 're busy saving the nutcases f ? r resp ? nsible j ? bs in Basingst ? ke ! Oh ? There . Vict ? rian lavat ? ry peri ? d in its full fl ? wering . Grandam will be ? n the terrace . I shall leave y ? u with her . Edgar can take y ? ur case t ? y ? ur r ? ? m . Will he ? ? e was n't very pleased with y ? u . ? e 'll d ? anything f ? r ME . Oh , is n't he Mr Serr ? c ? ld 's assistant @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Did he tell y ? u that ? N ? , he has n't the brain p ? wer . ? e 's just a l ? w-v ? ltage nutcase . ? e 'd stay at h ? tels , pretending t ? be a fighter-pil ? t , b ? rr ? w m ? ney and then d ? a flit . - Oh n ? ! - Yes . Lewis makes them feel like a part ? f the family , gives them j ? bs t ? enc ? urage a sense ? f resp ? nsibility . We 'll pr ? bably get murdered by ? ne s ? ? n ! Grandam , l ? ? k wh ? I 've g ? t ! I kn ? w ! I kn ? w ! Jane ! Carrie-L ? uise ! We ? nly use the central part ? f the h ? use . It 's m ? re than en ? ugh . When I became Mrs Gulbrandsen at 18 I l ? ved it ! It was like a palace @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ur w ? rk , but n ? w I ? nly think ab ? ut the draughts . - Milk ? - Yes , please . But y ? u 're still living f ? r y ? ur w ? rk ? Oh , yes . In many ways , Lewis is even m ? re remarkable than Eric . ? e 's had s ? me n ? table successes . Oh ... I 'm n ? t sure they sh ? uld be there . Oh , it 's all right . Dr Maseryk has seen them . Oh , thank y ? u . We 're very lucky t ? have him . ? e was in Vienna when ? itler invaded . ? e 's Jewish . But he 's very nice . Oh , yes , I 'm sure . Lewis says ? itler gave us s ? me ? f the best brains in the w ? rld . Oh , yes . N ? w , th ? se b ? ys ... They 're n ? t all ? wed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a halfer . Y ? u can tell the halfers because they wear blue pull ? vers . A halfer ? When they arrive , they 're called reffers which means they 've been referred t ? St ? nygates . A halfer still lives in the secure unit , which is ? ver there , bey ? nd the r ? ck garden . Yes , I see . Oh , what a remarkably hands ? me girl Gina is . Yes , is n't she ? - It 's sad , th ? ugh . - What 's sad ? Ruth thinks that Gina c ? uld have married a duke . Oh . She thinks Gina 's thr ? wn herself away ? n Walter wh ? ' s just a chap fr ? m a farm in Idah ? . Gina met him when she was in K ? rea . I think Ruth 's wr ? ng . They make a remarkably hands ? me c ? uple . That 's n ? t Walter . That 's Stephen , Alex Restarick 's y ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? f the educati ? nal theatre . I supp ? se y ? u realise he 's in l ? ve with her . Oh , n ? . I d ? h ? pe n ? t . Y ? ur head was always in the cl ? uds , Carrie-L ? uise . Of c ? curse he 's in l ? ve with her ! Mother ! Time f ? r y ? ur medicine . Oh ... hell ? . ? ? w are y ? u ? Oh , this is my daughter Mildred Strete - Jane Marple . I met y ? u when y ? u were little . Well , I 'm a wid ? w n ? w . A relict but n ? t quite derelict ! S ? I came h ? me t ? M ? ther . Tw ? ? f Stephen 's reffers were in the garden AND he 's late f ? r rehearsal . Dr Maseryk had t ? s ? rt it ? ut . Gina is distracting every ? ne fr @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? w useful she is . In what capacity ? ... All right , M ? ther , these , I think , is n't it ? - Yes . - Or is it the blue ? nes ? Shall I sh ? w y ? u r ? und the madh ? use ? Oh , yes , please ! Shall we start with the theatre ? D ? n't y ? u exhaust her n ? w ! C ? me ? n , lads . Pr ? ps are ? n the table . Quietly , please ! - That 's mine ! - Shush , shush , shush ! - Get y ? ur ? wn ! - Shut up ! Sh ? ve ? ff ! G ? ing t ? push me again ? Right ! Right , d ? es every ? ne kn ? w where we were ? Er ... early ? n . The M ? ntagues and the Capulets . C ? me ? n ! Yeah , that 's the s ? rt ? f thing . S @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n ! C ? me ? n , mate ! Y ? u ? ught t ? st ? p them , sir . They 'll kill each ? ther . Uhm ... B ? ys , pack that up . Pack it up . - G ? ? n ! - Pack that up ! Y-E-S ! Gim me that ! I can handle this , Walter . - Dr ? p it ? r I 'll break y ? ur neck . - C ? me ? n , then . N ? w , c ? me ? n , lads , back ? n the table ! The rest , c ? me ? n ! G ? ? n ? utside ! Y ? u ! Y ? u wait ? utside and y ? u answer t ? me , b ? y ! And shut the g ? ddam d ? ? r ! Y ? u risked giving them knives ? The measure ? f risk is the measure ? f trust . And we d ? n't trust them that much @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A WARNING Oh , hell ? , is Mr Restarick ar ? und ? Sir 's in there . ? e 's busy . D ? n't w ? rry . We 'll l ? ? k after y ? u . May I intr ? duce myself ? My name 's Jane Marple . I 'm a guest here . I pr ? mised ? ur parish magazine I 'd write a few w ? rds ... I 'll just ... Yes , I sh ? uld if I were y ? u . Well n ? w , tell me , have y ? u been here l ? ng ? Will y ? u tell Lewis ? Y ? u reck ? n I sh ? uld n't ? There 's n ? need . Y ? u d ? n't think he sh ? uld kn ? w he 's sitting ? n a time b ? mb ? ? e is c ? ncerned ab ? ut the place ! ? e kn ? ws what these b ? ys are capable ? f . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ perspective . Yeah , he wears blinkers ! If y ? u think that , y ? u sh ? uld ... Can we l ? ? k r ? und the theatre ? N ? , please . N ? t just n ? w , Gina . OK . Lewis is really pleased with what Stephen 's d ? ing with the theatre . That must be ? ne ? f the family . That is Grandpapa Eric , the f ? under ? f the family f ? rtune . I 'm s ? rry . I interrupted y ? u . N ? , n ? . Lewis reck ? ns that half the pr ? blems the b ? ys have stem fr ? m an inability t ? express themselves . That may be true but what ab ? ut the ? ther half ? - ? ere he is again ! - They 're very alike , are n't they ? That 's his s ? n - Uncle Christian . ? e 's head ? f it all n ? w . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's fav ? urite sp ? t . I used t ? swim here when I was y ? unger , but l ? ? k at the weeds n ? w ! Mind y ? u , they 're h ? ping t ? clear en ? ugh t ? make it safe again . Are y ? u VERY b ? red , my dear ? What ? Why d ? y ? u ask that ? I d ? n't kn ? w . Y ? u 're always at y ? ur grandm ? ther 's beck and call , and n ? w y ? u 're shepherding me . Y ? u 're a real pr ? t ? type , are n't y ? u ? M ? st ? f Grandam 's friends are abs ? lutely last year 's turnips , but y ? u 're quite different . Oh ! Walter ! Jane Marple is a friend ? f Grandam's . - My husband Walter . - ? ? w d ? y ? u d ? , ma'am ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? - W ? n't shake y ? ur hand . N ? , I sh ? uld think n ? t ! I 'm very pleased t ? meet y ? u . What are y ? u d ? ing , Wal ? Clearing the yard . Y ? u t ? ld me that yesterday . - GINA ! - Well , that 's what I 'm d ? ing ! GINA ! Oh , there y ? u are ! It 's the teleph ? ne - Alex Restarick . Oh , right . Uhm ... Well , I sh ? uld hurry . ? e 's hanging ? n . It 'll be ab ? ut C ? vent Garden . Y ? u sure y ? u d ? n't mind ? I d ? n't mind . I 'll g ? d ? wn t ? m ? rr ? w m ? rning f ? r the sentencing . It s ? unds unpr ? mising , I kn ? w , but Charlie Bates used t ? get int ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . After six m ? nths with us , he has n't ? ffended f ? r nearly tw ? years . What the auth ? rities expect ? f us , I d ? n't kn ? w . Will they let him c ? me back t ? us ? If they have any sense , they will , but they are ? bsessed with what it c ? sts t ? send a b ? y here . What they d ? n't appreciate is that it actually w ? rks . Sending a b ? y t ? a b ? rstal d ? es n't , s ? it c ? sts much m ? re in the end . We ? nly charge what it w ? uld c ? st the state anyway . We subsidise the pr ? cess heavily . - An ? ther cup , Jane ? - Oh , all ? w me . Abs ? lutely . They regard us as amateurs and think the pr ? fessi ? nals w ? uld d ? it much better @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ s ? - called pr ? fessi ? nals are failing . The auth ? rities d ? n't like t ? be reminded ? f the c ? st . Y ? u may be right , Stephen . Mrs Serr ? c ? ld , I wanted t ? ask a fav ? ur . Of c ? curse y ? u can . I 'm making a purchase , s ? something I may need in the States . Can I use ? ne ? f the ? ld stables t ? keep it there ? ? ? w very mysteri ? us . Of c ? curse y ? u may . Are y ? u and Gina g ? ing back t ? the States ? N ? . N ? , this is f ? r the future , wherever that is . Whenever . P ? ? r Carrie-L ? uise still ca n't rec ? ncile herself t ? the nightmare childh ? ? ds ? f th ? se we treat here . Each ? ne hurts her afresh . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ friend t ? share with . Welc ? me . Oh , well , I ... Where 's Mr Serr ? c ? ld g ? ing ? Well , t ? clear his desk , he said . I 'd better see if he needs any help . Oh , I d ? n't think s ? , Edgar . ? e has s ? me ph ? ne calls t ? make . I sha n't butt in ! I 've already g ? ne t ? the stati ? n when Mrs ? udd went t ? ? . She ? ught t ? have t ? ld y ? u , but it was a last-minute decision ? n . She made me l ? ? k a c ? mplete f ? ? l ! I 'm sure she did n't . N ? b ? dy wants me here , but my g ? ? d behavi ? ur is a plus f ? r the sch ? ? l . Edgar ! Things c ? uld have been different , VERY different . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh , my darling , I 'll sleep in the dressing-r ? ? m t ? night . Oh ... I 'm ? ff at the crack ? f dawn . G ? ? d luck t ? m ? rr ? w , darling . I 'll need it . Will y ? u ? Why ca n't these damned bureaucrats see sense ? If we d ? n't treat these b ? ys in ? ur way ... I kn ? w . The streets ? f ? ur cities w ? n't be safe . S ? metimes I think it 's the p ? lice wh ? are the m ? st ? bstructive . They d ? n't trust us . The judiciaries think we 're cranks . We 're ? ut ? f step . All pi ? neers are . Y ? u kn ? w that . When I talk t ? these bl ? ? dy men - magistrates , judges , dispensers ? f s ? - called justice - I have t ? make St ? nygates s @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh , I feel sick when I d ? it . Yes , dear . I kn ? w what it c ? sts y ? u . But y ? u kn ? w y ? u 're right , d ? n't y ? u ? BIG BEN C ? IMES T ? UNDER ROLLS W ? uld y ? u like anything else ? I 'd like s ? me scrambled egg . G ? ? d m ? rning , Edgar . Christian 's c ? ming . Is n't that l ? vely ? Christian ? D ? es he say why ? N ? , he d ? es n't but he 'll be here this aftern ? ? n . Is n't that splendid ? ? e can have the music r ? ? m . Yes , ? f c ? curse . ? e likes t ? sleep ? n the gr ? und fl ? ? r . D ? es n't like the stairs . Yes , yes . Christian is my Eric 's s ? n . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ s ? Christian 's ? lder than me . I w ? nder why he wants t ? c ? me . I 'd better g ? and tell R ? dgers . Well , she seems very pleased . She likes Christian . I w ? nder why he 's c ? ming . I h ? pe n ? thing 's wr ? ng . Jane , will y ? u excuse me ? I must start with the mail . Yes , ? f c ? curse . OK ? I th ? ught y ? u ? ught t ? kn ? w . It was ME that Mr Serr ? c ? ld sent t ? fetch y ? u , n ? t Mrs ? udd . Oh yes , I kn ? w . ? e t ? ld me . It must be very interesting f ? r y ? u w ? rking f ? r Mr Serr ? c ? ld . Yes , it is . I 'm sure y ? u 're a very great assistance t ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? blem is I d ? n't KNOW . It 's what m ? st pe ? ple d ? n't tell y ? u , is n't it ? Until it ... Until it bec ? mes very difficult . Difficult . I 'm in a difficult p ? siti ? n . Y ? u mean y ? ur p ? siti ? n here ? N ? , n ? , that 's n ? pr ? blem . - Listen , this is highly c ? nfidential . - Oh , ? f c ? curse . Y ? u w ? n't let it g ? any further ? Certainly n ? t . It 's my father . Things ... Things c ? uld have been very different . Actually , my father is a rather imp ? important man . N ? b ? dy kn ? ws except Mr Serr ? c ? ld . It w ? uld prejudice my father 's p ? siti ? n if ... Oh , quite . I 'm Winst ? n Churchill 's s @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ g ? ? d m ? rning . M ? rning , ma'am . I 'm l ? ? king f ? r s ? me gardening t ? ? ls . S ? rry it 's such a mess . I 've been meaning t ? clean it ? ut . Just a tr ? wel and a f ? rk w ? uld d ? . Every ? ne 's s ? busy I think I sh ? uld make myself useful . These d ? ? Oh , thank y ? u . Are y ? u f ? nd ? f gardening ? Gina and I were just tw ? kids wh ? fell f ? r each ? ther . Simple as that . It was crazy . It was the craziest m ? nth ? f my life . Crazy . I did n't kn ? w she bel ? nged in a place like this . She was d ? in ' nursing ? ut there . In unif ? rm , girls d ? n't ... uh ... Y ? u kn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? u ca n't tell if they 're R ? ckefellers ? r ... Y ? u just ca n't , can y ? u ? We were in l ? ve . We were g ? ing t ? start up ? n a farm , a small spread , y ? u kn ? w . ? ? rses kinda near the h ? use , then a mile ? r tw ? ? f wheat ? ut the back f ? r m ? ney . And n ? w ? I d ? n't kn ? w . Nice talkin ' t ? y ? u , ma'am . - Ah , yes , Miss Marple ! - Oh ... Ah , y ? u are ... Y ? u are weeding , yes ? Yes . Yes . I 'm n ? t en ? ugh ? f a b ? tanist t ? kn ? w the difference . - What is that ? - ? ? nesty . Of c ? curse , it 's prettier in Spring . That 's a weed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't kn ? w . I like it . A weed is ? nly a plant in a place y ? u d ? n't want it t ? be . N ? , I think I shall leave it . Y ? u value h ? nesty , hmm ? Mother ! ? ell ? , Grandam . L ? ? ks like the pill ritual is l ? ? ming . Mother ! Well , here at St ? nygates we try , if I may say , t ? turn weeds int ? fl ? wers , int ? pe ? ple wh ? are wanted where they are . That is ? ur great task . Oh , yes , I see . The Great Mrs Serrocold . - I 'm such an admirer . - Oh , indeed . OK , Grandam . M ? ther , it 's late again . C ? me al ? ng . Carrie-L ? uise ! I 'm here ! - Ruth ! Ruth ! - G ? ? d m ? rning , Mrs Serr ? c @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Ab ? ut half an h ? ur ag ? . Miss Marple is a h ? rticulturalist . - Jane ! - Ruth ! What have y ? u d ? ne t ? her ? She was supp ? sed t ? c ? me here f ? r a rest ! I shall take ? ne after lunch . C ? me ? n . We 've g ? t a l ? t t ? talk ab ? ut . Mr Gulbrandsen ! I 'm afraid y ? u 're t ? ? late f ? r lunch , sir . We g ? t y ? ur telegram . Is Mr Serr ? c ? ld at h ? me ? N ? , he 's in L ? nd ? n . That is a pity . - ? e w ? n't be l ? ng , sir . - G ? ? d . Oh , Christian , h ? w l ? vely ! Let me get y ? u a drink . N ? , I wish t @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ c ? curse . Well , I 've s ? rted that ? ut . They 've agreed t ? let us have Charlie Bates back again . ? e really was s ? very grateful . It was quite t ? uching . I KNOW we can make s ? me pr ? gress n ? w . And I believe the auth ? rities are beginning t ? accept us . Is n't that great ? ? ave y ? u been drinking ? D ? n't let me d ? wn , will y ? u ? Mr Gulbrandsen 's arrived . Really ? That IS a surprise . ? ave y ? u been l ? ? king after him ? S ? rt ? f . Yes , I have . Yes , I have . G ? ? d b ? y ! Let 's see if there 's anything else he needs . Christian ! What a nice surprise ! I did n't kn ? w that y ? u were ? ver here . I 'm very glad t ? see y @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ talk . It is a m ? st awkward p ? siti ? n that I am placed in . Carrie-Louise must not find out . It is a question of how to spare Carrie-Louise the knowledge . Abs ? lutely . At least , that 's what we must aim f ? r . You agree ? Good . I fear it may be imp ? ssible t ? keep it fr ? m her . Yes , I kn ? w . That was what I had been thinking myself . I 'm afraid y ? u 're stuck with me f ? r the evening . That 'll be delightful . Ruth , if y ? u 'd th ? ught , y ? u c ? uld have br ? ught Alex d ? wn with y ? u . ? e 's supp ? sed t ? arrive t ? night . It w ? uld have sh ? rtened the j ? urney . As l ? ng as Alex was n't in a m ? ? d ! I d ? n't believe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Stephen ? Y ? u sh ? uld kn ? w . I think he puts them ? n t ? ann ? y y ? u , Aunt Mildred . What 's this surprise y ? u have f ? r us , Ruth ? Oh , it 's fun . Remember ? al P ? sner ? When they were selling up Uncle Jack 's studi ? , ? al came acr ? ss a can ? f film . I 'm g ? ing t ? sh ? w it t ? y ? u . What 's it ? f ? Surprise ! I 'll give y ? u a clue . Christian ? Yes , Ruth ? D ? y ? u remember when y ? ur father fell in l ? ve with my sister ? Oh , Ruth ! I d ? . I was terribly sh ? cked , y ? u kn ? w , f ? r I was myself in l ? ve with her . This pr ? duced the m ? st c ? mplicated feelings y @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ es any ? ne kn ? w h ? w t ? w ? rk this ? Wally will . Wally , Stephen d ? es n't kn ? w h ? w t ? w ? rk the film . Well ? I 'm afraid n ? t . ? e really w ? n't ? ? e said he had a letter t ? write . Carrie-L ? uise , have y ? u g ? t any influence ? ver y ? ur aged steps ? n ? Certainly n ? m ? re than Mildred . What the heck , he 'll miss the sh ? w . What a curi ? us ? ld puritan he is ! Perhaps he disappr ? ves ? f m ? vies ! OK ? Thank y ? u . Want me t ? run it ? W ? uld y ? u mind ? I 'll d ? it . Thanks . The film y ? u are ab ? ut t ? see was sh ? t ? ver fifty years ag ? in the earliest dawn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? u , Mr ? udd . Will s ? me ? ne turn ? ut the lights ? Oh ! Oh , d ? y ? u remember ? Oh , Edgar ! Y ? u ca n't hide in here . I have f ? und thee ? ut . Th ? u wast mine enemy and I have disc ? vered the heart ? f thee . - All right , Edgar . - It 's n ? t all right ! Let 's talk it ? ver . Why d ? n't we d ? just that ? One ? r tw ? p ? ints I 'd like t ? put t ? y ? u ! C ? me ? n . Please , carry ? n . S ? me pe ? ple w ? uld be very interested in what I have t ? say ! All right . EDGAR 'S VOICE CAN BE ? EARD ... between us . Think about them , then you 'll know it 's unforgivable . ... Betrayal ... It 's treason . .. betrayal ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ arch-traitor ... ' I 'll fix the fuse . Ol ' pecan-pie in there l ? ? ked as if he had a gun . ? ad n't we better d ? s ? something ? Oh , there 's n ? harm in Edgar . ? e 's f ? nd ? f Lewis , y ? u kn ? w . Y ? u make t ? ? many excuses f ? r pe ? ple , M ? ther . Get down on your knees . Beg ! No , Edgar , I wo n't . Pig ! Stinking , guilt-stinking pig ! This place is mine ! I should be in charge here ! Pig ! This is my heritage . This gives me the power , pig ! To claim my own , filthy pig ! TWO S ? OTS ARE FIRED RUNNING FOOTSTEPS T ? UD FOLLOWED BY SOBBING - ? as n't any ? ne seen t ? the nutcase ? - L ? cked . Sh ? uld we break it d ? wn ? I 'll get s ? something . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'll break it d ? wn . Oh ! We th ? ught y ? u 'd been sh ? t . Of c ? curse n ? t . ? e did n't intend t ? hit me . - Maseryk ... - I 'll get my bag . I think we ? ught t ? call the p ? lice . The b ? y 's danger ? us . W ? uld he even kn ? w if he 'd sh ? t s ? me ? ne ? All this p ? ppyc ? ck ab ? ut Lewis being his father ! ? e 's deluded ! Are y ? u all right , Miss Marple ? Yes . I w ? nder why he said Lewis was his father . It 's all right . N ? harm d ? ne . Y ? u wanted t ? say these things and n ? w they 've been said and we can start afresh . I ... I ... Y ? u did n't hurt me at all but n ? m @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ t ? scare a chap . N ? , n ? , n ? ... All right ? C ? me ? n , then . C ? me ? n . It 's all right , Mildred . Edgar is fine . Get the p ? lice ! It 's Christian . ? e 's dead . ? e 's been sh ? t ! - All right , Mildred . - But , Lewis ... Please , return t ? the ? thers . - Evening , Sarge . - Evening . Yes , I understand . Gul-brand-sen . Make sure n ? thing is disturbed . S ? me ? ne will be with y ? u immediately . ? e w ? n't like this ! IMAGINARY FANFARE APPLAUSE KNOCK AT DOOR C ? me in . I 'm s ? r ... I 'm ? ff . Practice . Area champi ? nships in three weeks . All right , Lake . What is it ? It ca n't be ! It 's n ? t p ? ssible . Christian ! I d ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? d 's sake , M ? ther , g ? and see if y ? u d ? n't believe me . Wh ? w ? uld want t ? sh ? ? t Christian ? It must be s ? me h ? rrible mistake . S ? me ? ne is trying t ? destr ? y the Trust and its w ? rk . Why ? Wh ? ? D ? n't be absurd ! Y ? u have n ? idea . The p ? lice are ? n their way . Then it 's true ? Yes , my dear , it is . Was it an accident ? N ? . Christian was far t ? ? c ? mpetent . ? e w ? uld n ? t have taken his ? wn life . That leaves ? nly ? ne thing . Murder . I 'll get Mrs R ? dgers t ? put s ? me h ? t-water b ? ttles in y ? ur bed . Y ? u 're very pale . I must see Christian first @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ c ? me with me ? MILDRED SOBS Serr ? c ? ld Instituti ? ns sh ? uld be cl ? sed d ? wn ; that 's my ? pini ? n . And if it 's ? ne ? f the inmates wh ? sh ? t the head ? f the wh ? le trust , then I 'd salute the little bleeder as I banged ' I'm up , ' cause that w ? uld c ? ? k their g ? ? se . LAUG ? S Ca n't y ? u g ? any faster ? - Sir , l ? ? k ... - They 're keeping up . Jane . I 'm alright . Right , lads , this is called b ? lting the stable d ? ? r . ? ere 's the extent ? f the gr ? unds . C ? mb them till y ? u reach the h ? use , right ? Yes , sir . Sarge , c ? me with us . - Fletcher , y ? u stay here . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? rensic reck ? n they 'd be ? Ab ? ut half-an-h ? ur , sir . DOORBELL RINGS Yes ? Wh ? are y ? u ? Chief Inspect ? r Slack , Much Benham CID . Wh ? are y ? u ? I am D ? ct ? r Maseryk . - Y ? u w ? rk here ? - Yes . Where is everyb ? dy ? In the big r ? ? m , the sitting r ? ? m . Take me there , please . Is the direct ? r here - Mr Lewis Serr ? c ? ld ? N ? , he is n't . W ? uld y ? u find him , please ? I shall want t ? talk t ? the pers ? n wh ? disc ? vered the b ? dy . I shall take brief statements fr ? m y ? u all . D ? n ? t leave the premises until we have c ? ncluded this pr ? cedure . Please remain in this r ? ? m . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ c ? ld , f ? under-direct ? r ? f the Institute , and this is my h ? use . Wait with the ? thers . Y ? u sh ? uld listen t ? what I have t ? say . N ? d ? ubt , sir . I rem ? ved this fr ? m Gulbrandsen 's typewriter . Y ? u what ? Y ? u sh ? uld n't have t ? uched it , sir ! I did n't want my wife t ? see it in her state ? f health . Y ? u 'll understand when y ? u read it . I shall say n ? m ? re f ? r the m ? ment . When y ? u 're in a m ? re receptive frame ? f mind ... We have pr ? cedures . When y ? u 're ... And n ? d ? ubt y ? u d ? . I w ? n't have them interfered with ! What d ? es it say ? " Dear Dr Galbraith , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ccurring here at St ? nygates " and I am n ? t kn ? wing h ? w t ? deal with this . " I kn ? w h ? w deep y ? ur l ? ve and kindness is f ? r Carrie-L ? uise . " ? ? w much , I am asking , must she kn ? w ? I am als ? asking h ? w little ? " It is here that I s ? need y ? ur advice , dear friend . " I believe that the lady is being sl ? wly p ? is ? ned . My suspici ? n ... " It st ? ps there . F ? reign , I supp ? se , this Gulbrandsen . CAR ? ORN NEW ARRIVALS LAUG ? ? ? w DARE y ? u ? D ? n't y ? u kn ? w s ? me ? ne is dead ? D ? n't y ? u kn ? w that , y ? u wretched pe ? ple ? D ? n't y @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ b ? ? ts appr ? ach , eh , lads ? Thr ? ugh here . Sec ? nd ? n the left . Try t ? remember this is a respected instituti ? n . Every magistrate in the area will tell y ? u s ? . Yes , is n't it quite the m ? st nauseating erecti ? n ? To ? ? ungarian hunting l ? dge f ? r w ? rds . Are y ? u the p ? lice ? Yes , ? f c ? curse y ? u are . ? ell ? . W ? uld y ? u j ? in the ? thers in the sitting r ? ? m , sir ? Why n ? t ? I 'd like t ? thank y ? u f ? r sh ? wing me that d ? cument , sir . Oh , g ? ? d . I ca n't appr ? ve ? f y ? u rem ? ving it . I c ? uld n't let my wife see it . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ harm . D ? y ? u believe what it says ? Ab ? ut y ? ur wife ? Yes , I d ? . Gulbrandsen t ? ld me ab ? ut it bef ? re he was ... killed . Did he ? Was that the first y ? u 'd heard ? f it ? Yes . C ? uld we talk ab ? ut this s ? mewhere else ? Very well . Y ? u d ? n't need t ? talk t ? my wife t ? night , d ? y ? u ? She 's distressed . I w ? uld like t ? get her t ? bed . I need t ? speak t ? YOU . Later . Jane ... Oh , f ? rgive me . I was just thinking y ? ur fears have been realised and I 'm s ? s ? rry I 've been unable t ? prevent it . N ? nsense ! ? ? w c ? uld y ? u ? What were y ? u thinking just n ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Edgar Laws ? n reminds me ? f . ? e 's pretty crazy . D ? y ? u think s ? ? I supp ? se he is if he really believes Lewis is his father , th ? ugh ... if he had been given sufficient reas ? ns f ? r believing it ... Yes , but stealing guns ? I kn ? w . But there 's s ? something else , s ? something quite unbalanced in all this . S ? something willful and really mad in a hidden way . Edgar is s ? transparent . ? mm . Sit in the chair . ? e ? nly just missed him , y ? u kn ? w . DOOR OPENS ? e ? nly just missed y ? u . P ? ssibly . There 's a the ? ry , t ? which I d ? n't entirely subscribe , that there is n ? such thing as an accident . One 's unc ? nsci ? us is tremend ? usly efficient . Edgar did n't want t ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was he after ? P ? wer , I suspect . Why d ? n't y ? u ask Dr Maseryk ? ? e 's far m ? re ? f an expert than I am . I represent auth ? rity , y ? u see . F ? r a fatherless child , I supp ? se I am rather an ambigu ? us figure . I see , sir . Years ag ? , in St Mary Mead , we had a b ? nfire night , y ? u kn ? w . S ? me silly b ? ys were playing with matches and set the b ? nfire ? ff early . L ? ts ? f pe ? ple were taken by surprise and rushed ? ut t ? see what was g ? ing ? n . Am ? ngst th ? se were the Medlic ? tts , ? ne ? f the few pe ? ple t ? l ? ck up their h ? uses in th ? se days . When they g ? t back h ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bbed . S ? me ? ne had seized the ? pp ? rtunity when everyb ? dy 's attenti ? n was elsewhere . Yes , I see . I SEE ! And that 's what happened t ? night ? S ? me ? ne very cruel saw their chance . The great mystery , ? f c ? curse , is why ? Why Christian ? S ? Christian Gulbrandsen believed y ? ur wife was being p ? is ? ned ? ? e 'd n ? ticed sympt ? ms ? Yes . D ? y ? u think that 's why he was killed ? The p ? is ? ner wanted t ? silence him ? It 's p ? ssible . Wh ? is this Dr Galbraith he was writing t ? ? ? e 's a trustee and a family friend . Tell me ab ? ut y ? ur wife 's sympt ? ms . Christian came here three times a year f ? r meetings ? f the Trust . ? e n ? ticed changes in Carrie-L ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we failed t ? n ? tice . We were with her all the time . Presumably he suspected s ? me ? ne . Well , if he did , he did n't say . ? ave y ? u warned y ? ur wife ? G ? ? d G ? d , n ? . I ? nly heard ab ? ut it a few h ? urs ag ? . ? ? w c ? uld I tell her ? Carrie-L ? uise is a gentle , l ? ving creature . She trusts every ? ne . I c ? uld n't tell her . All I c ? uld d ? is be wary . This is the medicine b ? ttle fr ? m which Carrie-L ? uise w ? uld have taken a d ? se t ? night . I substituted an ? ther f ? r it . W ? uld this help at all ? Lake . Get it t ? the lab . Thank y ? u . Oy ! Ernie ! Y ? u 've been g @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was f ? g . Old Bill was up at the h ? use . I knew s ? something was up . What 's g ? ing ? n ? ? ? w d'y ? u kn ? w s ? something was up ? R ? senbl ? ? m came r ? und , shining his t ? rch all ? ver . D ? n't w ? rry . Y ? ur dummy f ? ? led him . DISTANT CLOCK C ? IMES COCKEREL CROWS What 's this ? An ? ther bl ? ? ming farmyard ? - Well ? - We 're in here , sir . DOOR SLAMS S ? ... Y ? u visited Mr Gulbrandsen ab ? ut ten minutes bef ? re he was killed . Yes . We wanted him t ? c ? me and see s ? me ? ld film Ruth has . She th ? ught it might interest us all . I see . Y ? u did n't leave the r ? ? m when the lights were ? ut ? N @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I c ? uld n't see . N ? . Why did y ? u g ? t ? Mr Gulbrandsen 's r ? ? m after the lights went ? n ? I ... I th ? ught he might have heard the sh ? ts and be w ? rried . I see . If he 'd been w ? rried , w ? uld n't he have c ? me ? ut ? f his r ? ? m ? That 's what I th ? ught , but he did n't . S ? were y ? u c ? ncerned because he did n't c ? me ? ut ? f his r ? ? m ? D ? n't fluster me . Are y ? u trying t ? trip me up ? Of c ? curse I was ! There was sh ? ts g ? ing ? ff ! Did y ? u hear the sh ? t which killed Mr Gulbrandsen ? What ? N ? . N ? , I did n't , as a matter ? f fact . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ne w ? uld , w ? uld n't y ? u ? N ? , I did n't . Well , I did n't , s ? there y ? u are ! The h ? me m ? vie starts and it 's interrupted by this y ? ung l ? ? ny - what 's his name ? Edgar Laws ? n , sir . Mr Serr ? c ? ld - what s ? rt ? f a name is that ? - gets up and g ? es int ? the study with Laws ? n . Yes . The study adj ? ins the sitting r ? ? m . Right . I see . The ? thers g ? ? n with the film , then the lights fuse . That 's right . The Yank - ? udd - g ? es t ? fix it . Only ? ne wh ? can use a screwdriver . ? e g ? es d ? wn t ? the cellar with his t ? rch . The ? thers are listening t @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ld . Excuse me , sir ... NOT NOW ! What it am ? unts t ? is , we kn ? w where the l ? ? ny and Serr ? c ? ld were , but everyb ? dy else had ? pp ? rtunity . EVERYBODY . G ? d , I hate these cases . Y ? u kn ? w , I keep thinking ? f that ? ld busyb ? dy fr ? m St Mary Mead . She 'd fit in here . She 's barmy t ? ? , and she understands these pe ? ple . G ? ? d m ? rning , Chief Inspect ? r . - Miss Marple ! - How nice to see you . Tell me , how about your family ? We 've grown since we saw you last . We have a little girl and we 've just had a little boy - Adam . Three children , that 's lovely . Oh , there y ? u are , Chief Inspect ? r . G ? ? d m ? rning , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ G ? and find that Yank , that Walter ? udd ! GO ON ! I must admit it 's a m ? st puzzling affair and I have very few ideas t ? ? ffer y ? u . Of c ? curse , there is the incident ? f b ? nfire night , but that hardly gets us anywhere , d ? es it ? Kn ? wing s ? me ? ne 's taken advantage ? f s ? something d ? es n't tell y ? u wh ? it is , d ? es it ? N ? w , what d ? y ? u think ? B ? nfire night ? She d ? es n't impr ? ve , d ? es she ? Why did n't y ? u tell her ab ? ut the p ? is ? ning ? f Mrs Serr ? c ? ld , sir ? N ? pr ? ? f , is there ? Where were we ? They sit in the dark listening t ? that bl ? ke yelling at Mr @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? n't g ? ? n yelling at s ? me ? ne when the lights g ? ? ut . W ? AT ? ? udd , sir . Walter ? udd . Y ? u did n't want us t ? leave the premises . - I want t ? leave the premises . - G ? ? d . Mr ? udd , y ? u fixed the lights last night , did n't y ? u ? Yeah , sure , it was the lights , s ? rt ? f . S ? rt ? f ? There 's the light circuit and the p ? wer circuit . It was the p ? wer circuit that went . That c ? ntr ? ls the p ? wer plugs and the wall lights . The central lights are n't affected . While y ? u fixed the plug circuit , the main light in the sitting r ? ? m c ? uld still have been ? n ? Sure . I c ? uld n't find Mr ? udd , sir . Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ light ? Did n't think ? f it , I guess . S ? the study light was ? n ? C ? uld have been . And this Edgar Laws ? n was yelling all the time y ? u were d ? wn here ? ? e was fruit-caking f ? r England . Right . G ? tcha . Y ? u realise h ? w near y ? u were here t ? where Mr Gulbrandsen was killed ? N ? t t ? ? far , I guess . And yet y ? u heard n ? thing ? Sure I heard s ? something . A gunsh ? t ? Well , n ? t fr ? m ... A silencer ? Yeah , c ? uld have . It was ab ? ut then the nutcase started sh ? ? ting , s ? I did n't think ? f it . It s ? unded like a c ? ugh . A silencer . Yes , s ? I heard the sh ? t . I guess I did . GINA : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm n ? t . Stephen is in l ? ve with y ? u . And I 'm in l ? ve with y ? u . That large , simple husband ? f y ? urs is pining away in mute misery . I swear he 's shrunk . Dry up , Alex . Oh , l ? ? k , there he is . A tincture ? f his f ? rmer self . Which ? f us are y ? u g ? ing t ? marry ? I 'm married t ? Wally ! Every w ? man 's all ? wed t ? make ? ne mistake . The secret is n ? t t ? dwell . N ? w , Stephen 's m ? re ... seri ? us than I am , but I 'm far better-l ? ? king and much m ? re entertaining ! S ? wh ? ' s it t ? be ? ? e d ? es n't mean any ? f this . Yes , I d ? . I find it easier @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? , Walter ! We 're playing the Truth game but we 're h ? ping t ? m ? ve ? n t ? C ? nsequences . - Gina . - What is it ? W ? uld y ? u like t ? c ? me with me ? I 'd like t ? , Wally , but ... What but ? I pr ? mised Alex and Steve . - Pr ? mised ? - Yes . Y ? u pr ? mised me in a church ? nce . Remember ? Yes , I remember . We laughed all day and the next . I have n't heard y ? u laugh in a m ? nth . What 's wr ? ng with y ? u ? What 's wr ? ng with me ? I 'll tell y ? u . I was n't b ? rn t ? be an ? dd j ? b man ? n a nut farm while my wife hangs ? ut with arty slickers and laughs at me behind my back . MISS MARPLE : Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ seem t ? have had a quarrel . Oh ! There 's Stephen . Oh , Stephen . Yes , y ? u said ... I 'm sure Gina l ? ves Walter , y ? u kn ? w . Yes , dear . I expect y ? u kn ? w best . P ? ONE RINGS Lewis Serr ? c ? ld . It 's Chief Inspect ? r Slack . The lab has radi ? ed in , sir . Y ? u may be interested t ? kn ? w that arsenic WAS f ? und in the sample y ? u gave us . Thank y ? u . I 'm s ? rry t ? be such a b ? re , Jane . I really am feeling rather s ? rry f ? r myself . I 'll leave y ? u in peace . Miss Marple ? Might I have a w ? rd ? Oh , Mr Serr ? c ? ld , I find this s ? hard t ? accept . D ? y ? u really think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wh ? ' d want t ? harm her ? And yet Christian Gulbrandsen asked me ab ? ut Carrie-L ? uise 's health , as if he wanted t ? prepare her f ? r a sh ? ck . ? e did the same with me . D ? y ? u think we sh ? uld tell her ? Oh , n ? . I d ? n't think s ? . I d ? n't think we can d ? that , can we ? It might undermine her c ? mpletely . ? er faith in human nature is s ? inn ? cent , s ? c ? mplete . There g ? es ? udd . Y ? u did send f ? r that impresari ? fell ? w , that Restarick ? - Yes , sir . - ? e 's taking his time . Yeah . Oy ! Off y ? u g ? ! And when 's that s ? licit ? r c ? ming ? ? e 's expecting us t ? g ? t ? him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Oh , he is , is he ? I gather I have been summ ? ned . I 'll tell y ? u why I went ? n sitting in the car . F ? g and lights . W ? uld y ? u kindly explain , sir ? I suddenly saw the set ? f my new ballet . The headlights in the f ? g ? n the fr ? nt ? f this h ? use gave it t ? me . It 's ab ? ut a magician . Really ? Yes , s ? me ghastly little suburban c ? njur ? r wh ? suddenly finds he has genuine p ? wers . A s ? rt ? f Faustus ? f Palmers Green . Anyway , that 's why I sat in in the car . St ? nygates is the s ? rt ? f place he 'd ch ? ? se t ? live in . D ? n't y ? u think ? N ? d ? ubt , sir . And h ? w is Edgar Laws @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? e has alm ? st c ? mplete recall ? f the wh ? le incident . It 's imp ? important that he sh ? uld be reintegrated as s ? ? n as p ? ssible . That 's what Maseryk thinks , and s ? d ? I . S ? Edgar will j ? in us f ? r dinner t ? night . N ? t at all . I 'm sure y ? u and Dr Maseryk are c ? nfident his delusi ? ns are n't danger ? us . Oh , n ? , n ? , n ? . And they 're n ? t entirely delusi ? ns , are they ? In a sense , I am his father ... in a sense . At least , in l ? c ? parentis . I want things t ? be as n ? rmal as p ? ssible bef ? re the p ? lice get at him . Anyway ... Oh , I 'm s ? s ? rry . I 've just th ? ught ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'd d ? . S ? s ? rry . ? ell ? , Miss Marple ! Oh . DOOR OPENS FOOTSTEPS Miss Marple , y ? u w ? uld n't by any chance have seen Alex ? ? e 's just g ? ne int ? the theatre . Thank y ? u very much . Alex ? Are y ? u there ? Alex ? G ? ? d little theatre y ? u 've g ? t . Did y ? u put the lighting pl ? t up ? N ? t I . Lewis gets frantic ab ? ut the waste ? f electricity , yet everything else is s ? pr ? fligate r ? und here . What tr ? ubleth my L ? rd Stephen then ? Been l ? ? king f ? r y ? u . Well , here I am . I attend . Oh , is that the vicarage ? Oh , I did n't rec ? gnise y ? ur v ? ice , Griselda . I want y ? u t ? d @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ur . It 's ? ne ? f the b ? ys - Ernie . Is n't he the ? ne wh ? did the Artful D ? dger ? nce ? That 's right . ? e 's hinting that he kn ? ws s ? something ... ab ? ut the murder . Saw s ? something . ? e pr ? bably didn't . ? e 's an inc ? rrigible little b ? aster . If he d ? es kn ? w anything , he sh ? uld tell ? ur WONDERFUL p ? licemen . I 'd like t ? kn ? w what he 's g ? ing t ? say first . I d ? n't want him creating unnecessary tr ? uble . I d ? n't want t ? enc ? urage him . There 's g ? ing t ? be tr ? uble en ? ugh . Y ? u kn ? w what the papers are saying . And that w ? n't be the end ? f it . Y ? u kn ? w s @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm n ? t a detective . Y ? u 've g ? t a the ? ry , have n't y ? u ? The wh ? le thing is a staggering puzzle , a mystery within a riddle , a c ? nundrum within an ? ni ? n . But yea , vassal , I d ? have a the ? ry . D ? es this b ? y , Ernie , kn ? w wh ? I am ? N ? . N ? , he w ? uld n't . Tell him he 's g ? ing t ? talk t ? a detective and I 'll be the detective . If he has anything w ? rth saying , he can repeat it t ? the real thing . Very g ? ? d . A very g ? ? d idea . I d ? have them s ? metimes . Tell him t ? be here at ab ? ut six . T ? UD All right . If I understood correctly , everybody benefits . That 's right . The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? , Alex Restarick . N ? t t ? menti ? n the h ? usekeeper . And the cat . Well , c ? me ? n then ! Oh , thank y ? u . I th ? ught y ? u ? ught t ? kn ? w that Mr Serr ? c ? ld has t ? ld me ab ? ut the p ? is ? ning ? f his wife . Oh , yes ? I ca n't imagine any ? f the family attacking Carrie-L ? uise like that . Walter ? udd is n ? t a member ? f the family and there 's s ? something wr ? ng between him and his wife . IF he were the murderer , it w ? uld be t ? his financial advantage f ? r Gina t ? inherit n ? w , rather than when she had left him . ? udd 's back . What I am trying t ? tell y ? u ... Wh ? is it n ? w , Lake ? Mrs ? udd @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ell ? , Wal . What are y ? u d ? ing here ? I was just passing . I saw y ? u drive in . Perhaps I sh ? uld have c ? me with y ? u . I might have enj ? yed myself . Did it g ? well ? Yeah . I g ? t what I wanted , y ? u kn ? w . Sure ? Yep . Wal ... What have y ? u g ? t in there ? S ? me s ? rt ? f equipment ? Yeah . Y ? u want t ? see it ? Of c ? curse I d ? ! Really ? Yes ! C ? me ? n . Keep y ? ur eyes cl ? sed . Stand there . N ? w cl ? se y ? ur eyes . Make a n ? ise . - What ? - Make a n ? ise . ? La-la-la-la-la-la ... ? Cl ? se y ? ur eyes ! They 're shut . Oh , yes , m @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ w , wait . ? ORSE W ? INNIES ? La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la ... ? Open them . What ? ! A h ? rse . Walter Hudd , you are the craziest man under the sun ! Just ab ? ut ! I have t ? speak t ? Mrs Serr ? c ? ld . I 've entirely misjudged her . If she were right ab ? ut that , what else was she right ab ? ut ? Quite . Y ? u kn ? w , the ? ddest pe ? ple have the clearest visi ? n . N ? w what was it I wanted t ? ask ? Oh ! W ? uld y ? u mind if Ruth van Ryd ? ck were t ? g ? t ? L ? nd ? n ? She has a chauffeur , y ? u see . What d ? y ? u think ? REPORTERS S ? OUT AFTER CAR Oh , Jane , h ? w nice ! I 'm n ? t sure ab ? ut that . I want t ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 've been asked t ? keep it fr ? m y ? u . We 're g ? nna have t ? break s ? meb ? dy , y ? u kn ? w . Sir . S ? meb ? dy must kn ? w s ? something ! Y ? u say s ? me ? ne 's been trying t ? p ? is ? n me ? Y ? u kn ? w I really ca n't believe that . I always th ? ught I knew what was real and what was n't . This d ? es n't seem real . Y ? u t ? ld me it is . Y ? u say Christian knew ab ? ut this ? I think he did . - ? ell ? , my darling . - Oh , Lewis ! What 's the matter ? Lewis ... I t ? ld Carrie-L ? uise what y ? u t ? ld me . - What ? - Why did y ? u keep it fr ? m me ? Why did Christian @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ unlike his usual self . Wanting t ? say s ? something , and then drawing back . Talking ab ? ut my heart , was I well ... Why did n't he c ? me straight ? ut with it ? It w ? uld have been simpler . ? e did n't want t ? cause y ? u pain , my darling . Pain ? Pain ? Because I w ? uld think ... Well , y ? u were quite wr ? ng , Lewis . I 'm s ? rry . Y ? u br ? ke my trust ! I had my reas ? ns , Mr Serr ? c ? ld . I must have lived ... with ? ut having a real sense ? f what is truth f ? r a l ? ng time . Please , b ? th ? f y ? u ... I want t ? think . Y ? u 'll take him t ? the States ? Uh-huh . What are y ? u g ? ing t ? d ? f ? r @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? methin ' . - Oh , yeah ? - Uh-huh ! If I were to tell you that one of your patients c ? uld have g ? t ? ut ? f the secure unit , c ? uld y ? u think ? f a reas ? n f ? r him sh ? ? ting Mr Gulbrandsen ? Yes . I believe it w ? uld be very p ? ssible . In fact , it acc ? rds with s ? me m ? st respected the ? ry . Gulbrandsen was , after all , the father-figure ? f the Institute . ? e was - Wie sagt man ? - the epit ? me ? f the super eg ? . I see . G ? t that , have y ? u , Lake ? S ? ? ne ? f these lads might have l ? ? ked up ? n Mr Gulbrandsen as a substitute father ? C ? rrect . That 's a reas ? n f ? r killing him ? ? e was the ideal candidate f @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? y 's Oedipal rage . At ? ne level ? r an ? ther level , we all want t ? kill ? ur fathers . What ? It is the subc ? nsci ? us desire ? f every male child t ? kill the father and marry the m ? ther . I beg y ? ur pard ? n . A symb ? lic scenari ? , y ? u understand . N ? , quite frankly , I d ? n't . That 's disgusting . That 's mad . Well , it is ? ne ? f the essentials ? f mental health t ? realise that we are all a little mad , d ? n't y ? u think s ? , Chief Inspect ? r ? If we 're all in the same b ? at , y ? u w ? n't ? bject t ? my having a w ? rd with ? ne ? f y ? ur inmates . One ? f the patients . Wh ? ? Edgar Laws ? n . Oh , I d @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ If it w ? uld be sensible . S ? something wr ? ng with him ? N ? . But why d ? y ? u want t ? see him ? Theft , p ? ssessi ? n ? f unlicensed firearm , threatening behavi ? ur , and attempted murder . Well , I ... G ? and get him , will y ? u ? We 'll give him a bit ? f a grilling . Oh , n ? thing t ? ? seri ? us . Just rare t ? medium . KNOCK AT DOOR C ? me in . - Dr Maseryk ! - They 're g ? ing t ? interr ? gate Edgar ! Madam , Laws ? n threatened y ? ur husband , sh ? t at him , in fact . I dare say , but he did n't mean it . ? ? w can y ? u be sure ? f that , Madam ? I just am , in my ? wn mind , I mean . It 's pr ? bably s ? me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Dr Maseryk will explain it all . I expect he will . All I 'm trying t ? say is that Edgar is dev ? ted t ? my husband and w ? uld n't wish him any harm . I 'm sure y ? u have t ? questi ? n him . But if y ? u d ? , I w ? uld ask y ? u t ? have Dr Maseryk ? n hand in case Edgar needs him . There 's s ? something very weak ab ? ut him , y ? u see . CROWD C ? ATTERS , MUSIC PLAYS Y ? u g ? t a pass ! ? ? w did y ? u manage that ? Dear ? ld Stephen , ? ld chap . ? ? w did y ? u swing it ? Said I knew wh ? the murderer was . Y ? u did n't , did y ? u ? N ? , I just t ? ld him I wanted t ? g ? ? ver and d ? s ? something friendly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ st ? le the pist ? l fr ? m Mr and Mrs ? udd 's bedr ? ? m ? Yes . Why ? Because Gina had been f ? ul t ? me , as usual . N ? , I meant what did y ? u intend t ? d ? with it ? What ? Why did y ? u steal the pist ? l ? Because Gina had been f ? ul t ? me . Right ... Let 's start again fr ? m the beginning , shall we ? BOYS S ? OUT Wh ? t ? ld y ? u Mr Serr ? c ? ld was y ? ur father ? My v ? ices . Y ? u hear these v ? ices , d ? y ? u , inside y ? ur head ? Yes . Wh ? d ? they s ? und like ? What d'y ? u mean ? It 's all right , Edgar . All right ! It 's all right . It 's all right . ? e has permission ? n @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ur advice ? n s ? something ? This v ? ice must bel ? ng t ? s ? meb ? dy . S ? me ? ne y ? u kn ? w . It d ? es n't ! They d ? n't ! It 's n ? t just ? ne v ? ice . If there 's m ? re than ? ne , y ? u must be able t ? tell them apart . ? ? w ab ? ut an accent ? D ? es ? ne ? f them have an American accent ? What are y ? u trying t ? make me say ? Y ? u 're accusing me ? f things . I have n't d ? ne anything . I 'm just a bastard with ? ut a father . Y ? u 're trying t ? take my father away fr ? m me . Why are y ? u trying t ? take my father away fr ? m me ? - I cann ? t ... - OUT ! Get ? ut @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ u ca n't keep me here . Oh , yes , I can . Describe the v ? ices . Y ? u ca n't . I 'm Mr Serr ? c ? ld 's s ? n . ? e 'll s ? rt y ? u ? ut . Meanwhile , lad , I 'm s ? rting YOU ? ut . I d ? ubt if Ernie saw anything . I 'm sure Alex will find ? ut . Pe ? ple say we 're very alike . There 's a family likeness , and we have the ? dd twitch in c ? mm ? n but I ... What ? I 've remembered s ? something I must have kn ? wn , but did n't kn ? w I knew . N ? w , this discussi ? n ab ? ut Ernie , where did it take place ? Ernie ? Ernie ! C ? me ? ut , c ? me ? ut , wherever y ? u are ! Are y ? u quite sure there was n ? - ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ? Any ? ne ab ? ut ? Leave me al ? ne . Leave me al ? ne ! There , lad , take it easy n ? w . I think we 've g ? t a l ? t t ? talk ab ? ut , y ? u and I . KNOCK ON DOOR I 'm s ? rry , Chief Inspect ? r , but this may be extremely seri ? us . Lake ! Alex ! It 's my br ? ther ! Excuse me , sir . ? e 's alive , sir . ? e 'll be all right . ? e 's bleeding . STEP ? EN : Oh , God ! Y ? u think y ? u kn ? w wh ? did it , d ? n't y ? u ? Yes , I believe I d ? . But I still d ? n't kn ? w h ? w they did it . W ? uld y ? u mind waiting f ? r me in my ? ffice , Miss Marple ? Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ exactly as y ? u suspected . The acc ? untants are still w ? rking ? n it . They 're h ? rrified ! Mrs van Ryd ? ck has been t ? Gulbrandsen ? ? use f ? r me . I did n't kn ? w this was a talent ? f y ? urs , Inspect ? r . Tell me , h ? w d ? they saw a w ? man in half ? What ? It 's the head and sh ? ulders ? f ? ne w ? man and the legs ? f an ? ther . P ? ONE RINGS And t ? make ? ne pers ? n bec ? me tw ? ? They d ? it with mirr ? rs , ma'am . - Yes ? - It 's f ? r Miss Marple , sir . A Mrs Clement , ma'am . Thank y ? u . Griselda ? Yes . Oh ... Of c ? curse . It had t ? be . ? ad t ? be . Y ? u 'll be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ned t ? say that his br ? ther is ? ut ? f danger . And ... Miss Marple ? Well , all this is very painful , Carrie-L ? uise . I 'm very s ? rry , but I 'm sure great g ? ? d was intended here . I had t ? find ? ut why Christian Gulbrandsen came d ? wn here , and wh ? was Edgar Laws ? n ? W ? ISPERED REACTIONS Bullet holes ! Oh , yes . Bullet h ? les , well , that was the key t ? it , y ? u see . When I sp ? ke t ? Lewis in his study , he was sitting in his chair and I hardly saw the bullet h ? les . IF s ? me ? ne had been standing in fr ? nt ? f him , the bullets w ? uld have c ? me very cl ? se , IF Mr Serr ? c ? ld had been sitting there - but he was n't . N ? r was it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he w ? uld n't d ? as Edgar wanted . Wh ? was it ? Edgar himself . F ? r at that m ? ment , Lewis Serr ? c ? ld was sh ? ? ting Christian Gulbrandsen . I d ? n't accept this ! It assumes a c ? nspiracy between patient and ment ? r ? f such ... N ? , n ? , n ? , I ca n't accept it . I c ? uld n't understand it myself s ? I sent a friend t ? S ? merset ? ? use . Edgar was c ? ntinu ? usly telling us wh ? he was . N ? b ? dy t ? ? k any n ? tice because he PRETENDED t ? be mad . Y ? ur s ? n ? I trusted y ? u . I trusted y ? u ! Why did n't y ? u ackn ? wledge me ? Why n ? t ? I did n't kn ? w what y ? u wanted t ? d ? . Edgar @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pr ? mised me . Y ? u 've betrayed everything we ever talked ab ? ut . Y ? u 're ashamed ? f me . I 'm y ? ur SON . Y ? u said ... Y ? u said y ? u w ? uld n't deny me any m ? re ! Well , damn y ? u ! Damn y ? ur shame ! Eddie ... - Eddie ! - Lake , after him ! Let 's g ? ! POLICE W ? ISTLE IS BLOWN Eddie , wait ! St ? p ! C ? me back ! Eddie ! Eddie ! Eddie ! Sergeant , g ? ? ver there ! Eddie ! EDD-IE ! Eddie ! Eddie , wait ! Take it easy n ? w , s ? n . W ? ISTLES SOUND Eddie ! Eddie ! EDDIE ! Eddie ! - I 'll get them , sir . - Get back ! Lake , get a b ? at ! Eddie ! ? ead ' em ? ff in the middle . Where are y ? u ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n ! Quickly , Lake ! Eddie ! Eddie ? Eddie ! Quickly , Lake , f ? r G ? d 's sake ! Eddie ? C ? me ? n , man ! ? e 's d ? wn t ? ? deep ! We ca n't find him , sir . Carrie-L ? uise is all right , Mildred . Lewis was clever but he c ? uld n't get at her pers ? nal m ? ney . She 's still a wealthy w ? man . And the Trust ? Bankrupt . Every year Lewis applied f ? r public funding . ? e never g ? t it but he pretended he had . S ? Christian finally caught up with Lewis 's financial juggling ? Yes . ? e knew Lewis had t ? be st ? pped . To st ? p Lewis , he 'd have t ? exp ? se him and Carrie-L ? uise w ? uld have had t ? suffer all the shame ? f it . ? e came t ? warn her ab ? ut @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . With his s ? n . With his illegitimate s ? n , yes . Well , I must say I take my hat ? ff t ? y ? u , Miss Marple . Oh , n ? , n ? , I 've been very f ? ? lish . I th ? ught that Carrie-L ? uise had her head in the cl ? uds . She is , in fact , a m ? st practical pers ? n . I did n't appreciate that pr ? perly . Miss Marple ... There 's s ? something I 'd like t ? say t ? y ? u . Oh , yes ? Thank y ? u . N ? t at all . Thank YOU . I just ca n't imagine y ? u and Grandam being y ? ung t ? gether . OK . Ready ?

@@5213041 I deliver perfection ... and do n't brag about it ! : D You better have a look at this , sir . - Commercial flight . - No . Too fast , sir . - One of our own ? - Air Force has nothing scheduled . We 've got ourselves a bogey . Orange Leader to Delta Group , anticipate visual contact ... now . Holy cow pie ! Hi . Nice antiques . Got ta blast . Fusion mix , stable . Engines cycling at one million gigajoules . Cool . We did n't blow up . Great . Jimmy , I think they want us to pull over . No time for that , Carl . Stand by with the satellite . OK . What do I do again ? You 're the deployment system , Carl . As soon as we clear the atmosphere , you just throw it . - Right . - Prepare to leave the atmosphere . Sorry about the toast , dear . I had to make it in the oven . - I ca n't find our toaster anywhere . - Looky . This oven toast is brilliant , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ too . Run away with me , my love . OK . But we 'll have to take my car because your transmission needs a new compression cuff . Whatever . This is a good one . Quack , quack . Would you call Jimmy ? He 's going to miss the bus . Jimmy , breakfast ! Time to come down ! # Down , down , down , down , quack Down , down , down , down , quack Up , up , up . Engaging pulse rockets now ! - No ! - Now ? Is this supposed to happen ? Come on . Think . Think . Think . Brain blast . Give me your lunch . Thanks , boy . Do n't try that at home . Must engage stabilisers . Now , just a quick stop at my house . I do n't know , Jimmy . I got ta get to school on time . Besides , you ... - Right . Gotcha . - No , I did n't mean ... Jimmy ! - See you in homeroom . - OK @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gon na be a bumpy ride . Well , what do you know , the chimney fell off again . Well , that was n't so bad , huh ? James Isaac Neutron . I see you up there . How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof ? Probably nine . Exactly nine . They say repetition is good for a developing brain . Then what do you think you 're doing ? Last night I got a message from space , but it was garbled in the ionosphere , so I had to launch a communications toaster ... I mean , satellite . - And then when I tried ... - Well , message from space . Wow . Do n't encourage him , Hugh . Jimmy , we 've repeatedly told you not to talk to strangers . But , Mom , I 'm on the verge of contact with an advanced alien civilisation . I do n't care how advanced they say they are , Jimmy . If your father and I have n't met them , they 're strangers @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . They 're there to help you . You 've got to admit that is pretty neat . But very unsafe , honey . That 's bad . Deactivate pants . Engage , Gingivitis 2000 . Robo-Barber prototype , engage . Online . Ta-da . You rock . You go , girl . Shoe-Bot ! Bye , Goddard . - Wait ! I 'm here ! - Goodbye , son . Have a good day . Goddard , not on the porch . Hey ! Hey , wait ! Seems like the perfect opportunity to try out the Super Bubble Gumobile . " No , Jimmy , do n't try it . It 's too soon . " Nonsense . All great inventions need a test run . All right ! Hello ! - Right here . - Hey , look . Neutron 's got another one . Nice invention , Nerdtron . Too bad somebody already invented the bus . Hey , guys , I 've got it down this time . Internal combustion 's such old science . Bubble travel is the way of the future . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Jimmy ? Carl . Careful ! Hey ! - Thanks . - That 's what I 'm here for . - What a day , huh ? - Look at the bright side , Carl . The worst is behind us . And my fossil-to-chromosome ratios clearly demonstrate that female dinosaurs , like this plesiosaurus , were the stronger and smarter of their species . But , so what else is new ? After class I 'll be happy to demonstrate how boy dinosaurs got their butts kicked by girl dinosaurs on a regular basis . Excuse me , but the mandible crest of Cindy 's alleged " plesiosaurus " is that of a male megalosaur , as defined by the Congress of Palaeontologists . Those findings were inconclusive , and you know it , Neutron . Hello ! Miss Fowl , what is the standard for research on these extra-credit reports ? Yes , well ... Let 's move along to " show and tell " now , shall we ? This is Ultra Lord . Sheen , this is the seventh week in a row you 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one is different . This " Purple Vengeance " version with power fists and nuclear knees is a rare , never-been-seen condition , making it highly collectable . Never been seen , huh ? Well , then , how do you know it 's even in there ? No ! Hey , Jimmy , wan na see a frog ? - That looks great , Carl . - Thanks . What are you drawing ? Flycycle modifications for Goddard . Second prototype . Prototype , huh ? - Well , you know , that looks good , too . - Thanks , Carl . Carl ! Would you please share with us your " show and tell " ? OK . This is my inhaler . It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies . One touch of the button and ... - I ca n't see ! - Thank you , Carl . All right . Next we have ... Nick ! Yes , Nick . You are a tad tardy again . Oh , my . Am I ? It took me a little @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ note . Your " show and tell " , please . How 's it goin ' ? You know , I do n't really do " show and tell " . Yes , that 's right . Thank you , Nick . - Did you drop this ? - Yes . Well , I ... My dropped pencil . Jimmy , we eagerly await another one of your interesting " show and tells " . As a matter of fact , I brought my latest invention . Behold . The Shrink Ray ! What 's the matter , Neutron ? Are n't you short enough already ? Funny , Cindy . But this device is more suited to shrink something as vast as space itself , like , say , your mouth . Help me . Help me . I 'm so tiny . Just like Jimmy 's brain . So much for the Nobel Prize . Children , that 's enough . Better luck next time . It worked this morning . I like your useless shrink ray , Jimmy . Well , it 's probably just a programming @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Leviathan ! Come on , Jimmy . Some of the greatest inventors started as complete , hopeless failures , too . - Yeah . - Well , thank you , Carl . I feel better , I think . - I 'm glad . - That 's good . Hey , Retroland Theme Park . Check it out . Meet Ultra Lord . Live ! Look , it 's the state-of-the-art , bone-warping gravity ride . I can hang out with Ultra Lord . And there 's a petting zoo . - Well , look at this . - No , meet Ultra Lord live . Llamas and capybaras . Who cares ? Meet Ultra Lord live . Yeah , but I 'm gon na touch a llama . Guys , we have got to go to the grand opening tonight . Yeah ! Yeah . But my folks wo n't let me stay out after dark . Well , it is a school night . Pukin ' Pluto , there 's got ta be something we can do . It 's the grand opening . - Sneak out . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out . Yeah , but my parents sorta told me ... Parents . What , are you guys gon na be kids forever ? What your parents do n't know wo n't hurt ' em . But , Nick , sneaking out is so barbaric . Whatever , Neutron . But there 's only one opening night , and anybody who matters is gon na be there . What d' you think , Jimmy ? Nick has a point . There is only one opening night . Think , think , think , think , think . Well , according to the Newville Journal of Medicine , monkeys are easily influenced by positive reinforcement , e.g . The giving of a banana . And since human and monkey DNA only differ by two per cent , the same principle should work on our parents . My dad 's allergic to bananas . It 's not the bananas . It 's the principle . It 's called psychology . All you have to do is butter ' em up . Give it a try . I 'll call you guys later @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Watch out ! - Hey ! Hold on ! I know . Excuse me , are you through with that ? Thanks . A few oysters . One lump of coal coming up . - Thanks , Gus . - Hi , Jimmy . Excuse me . Jimmy , is that you , dear ? Yeah , Mom . I 'll be in in a second . DNA match confirmed . Welcome home , Jimmy . Eliminate school smell . - Normal odour restored . - Thank you , Vox . You 're welcome . Warning . Entry tube closed for maintenance . - Thank you , Vox . - You 're welcome . Here , Goddard . Here , boy . Here , Goddard . Hey , look what I brought ya . Aluminium . Do you want it ? Do you want it ? Huh ? Sit . Roll over . Play dead . Mental note : Fix bug in obedience program . Good boy . OK , Goddard , let 's check the experiments . The invisible hamsters are looking great ... I think . Let 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . As usual . The latest burping-soda formula . A guaranteed one burp per sip . Excuse you ! You know , there 's still no reply to our satellite message . Jeez , it 's been a whole day . You 'd think we would have heard from an alien civilisation by now , huh ? Well , come on , Goddard . Say " Aah " . Add a little sand . And in you go . I 'm just an old lump of coal But I 'm gon na be a diamond some day Oh , yeah Jimmy . Hi , Mom . Jimmy , you scared the bejabers out of me . Sorry about your bejabers , Mom . And might I add how lovely you look today . - I 'm covered in transmission fluid . - Exactly . And might I say , filth never looked so good . Yes , well , how was " show and tell " today ? Was OK . But first , happy birthday , Mom . Jimmy , these are beautiful . But , sweetie , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... Then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings ? - These ca n't be real . - But they can . And they are ! And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question . - Please may I go to Retroland tonight ? - No , it 's a school night . Thank you so much , Mother . And might I say ... - Did you just say no ? - Yes . - Yes ! - No . - No ? - Yes . - Yes ! - Jimmy ... But all my friends are going . And anybody who matters is gon na be there , Mom . I matter and your father matters and you matter . But you 're not going . Maybe we can go next weekend . Wait . I 'm sure there must be something else in here to change your mind ... No , Jimmy ! Look out ! Look out , Jimmy ! Jimmy , be careful . Mom , get me out ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ drop and roll ! My goodness ! Goddard . OK , Jimmy . That 's the last straw . We have told you time and time again about playing with rockets . But , Mom , it 's technically not a rocket . It 's more of a jet-pack-type thing . I do n't care what type thing it is . You just climb those stair-type things right now . Your father will have a few words to say to you when he gets home . It 's not a rocket . - March . - Mom ... Yes . The king , he loves his little orthgot . Yes , he does . Yes , he does . Yes , he does . Yes , he does . Sire , my King , it appears to be some type of alien transmission device . Tell me , when did it become acceptable to approach my royal throne unannounced ? Yes , of course , my King . - Space him ! - I assure you that ... Wait ! I missed it . - Can I , can I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Please , brother . - I said no , Ooblar . - Oh , please , oh , please , oh , please ... - I would love for that to stop . What have we here ? As the king 's assistant , I am the official checker of new things to be checked . It 's all right . It 's all right . I 'll handle this . Hello ! What galaxy are you from ? - Ooblar . - Where is your leader ? Ooblar , stop it . It 's toast . Hello , toast . I greatly admire your ship . Beginning transmission from Earth . Greetings from planet Earth . I 'm Jimmy Neutron and you 're an alien life form . - I welcome the opportunity ... - What a big head . ... for the mutual exchange of scientific knowledge and universal brotherhood . This here is my dog , Goddard . And this that you 're looking at is my room . That 's where I sleep . And this is my mom and dad right here . Mom , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . The search is over ! But , Dad , all my friends are gon na be there . I know , son , but if all your friends were named Cliff , would you jump off them ? I do n't think you would . You see , Jimmy ... Jimmy . Jim , Jim , Jimmy . Jim , James , son , let me tell you a little about rockets . They 're big-people things , son . And you just ca n't go around playing with big-people , fiery , flying things because that 's what rockets are . Rockets are flying things . Well , I hope this talk has helped . And , by the way , Mom says you 're grounded . Sorry . What good is it to be a genius if you ca n't even go out on a school night ? Goddard , options . Apologise . Your parents love you . Next . Create a time capsule . Escape to the future . That 'll take too long . Next . Build Goddard a female poodle . Goddard , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Barbaric problems call for barbaric solutions . Phone , please . Carl , it 's me . You get permission ? Me neither . It turns out parents do n't understand psychology . Tell Sheen to meet us at Retroland in one hour . We 're sneakin ' out . Halt ! Hold it right there ! Jimmy 's awfully quiet up there , Hugh . Do you think we were too tough ? - No , I do n't think so , dear . No . - Maybe I should check on him . Now , now . I 'm sure he 's just reflecting on the error of his ways . Dealing with it in a mature , responsible manner . " Mom says you 're grounded . " Take that . It 's working now . OK , Goddard , you know what to do . Good boy . See you later , Goddard . Jimmy 's a big boy now . Do n't you worry , sugar . - I suppose you 're right . - Yeah , sure . I was a kid once @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ being allowed to go to my best friend 's bachelor party . - Well , what did you do ? - Actually , I snuck out . - You do n't think that Jimmy ... - No , no . Besides , how 's he gon na sneak out ? It 's not like he can just walk right out the front door . That 's true . Retroland , here I come . Libby , you 're breaking my concentration . Hey , I got ta choose a ring that fits my personality . Yeah ! Here we go ! Here we go ! Tell me what it is you 're supposed to be doing again . T'ai Chi , while drinking Purple Flurp . T'ai Chi promotes wellness , relaxes and rejuvenates the body . Whereas Purple Flurp , being 98 per cent sugar , creates tension and a temporary rush of energy and mood swings . I figure if I do them together , I achieve perfect balance . It 's better than the poster . Gentlemen , this will be a night we sha n't easily @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " means , but let 's go . Do you promise to use your powers for good and not evil ? Yes , Ultra Lord . Now , Counterpart , take this Ultra Mask and lead the fight for justice . Is this kid with anyone ? Go , Carl . Now that 's what I call a ride . Let 's go . This is way beyond awesome . Just think if you boneheaded dweebs had listened to your parents , you 'd be home in bed instead of riding this monster . I tell you , he 's fine . Just a quick peek , Hugh . There . Now , what did I tell you ? Jimmy , are you awake , dear ? Yes , Mother . I am awake . Son , your mother and I just wanted to say good night . Yes . And to tell you that we love you . Honey , I know you 're upset . We do n't like to punish you . You 're such a special boy . According to this , we should encourage Jimmy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about rockets ? - Is there someone in the kitchen ? - Our kitchen ? I did n't hear anything . Honey , did you leave the green light on ? Jimmy ? Jimmy ? You 're not Jimmy . Hugh ? Hugh , are you all right ? Hugh ? - Was that so cool , dude ! - Yeah ! That was great ! - Mind-bending ! - Yeah ! Hey , my pants are almost dry . Hey , Jimmy , I never thought I 'd say it , but here goes . You know what ? That Nick is not such a bad guy . - Are you kidding ? He 's a genius . - He 's a genius ! - No offence , Jimmy . - None taken . Actually , I find his insights on how to deal with one 's parents refreshing . Yeah . Would n't it be great if our folks all disappeared for a while ? Yeah . Hey , a shooting star . Cool . You get to make a wish . Lucky . What should I wish @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'd wish for no more parents . That way we could do whatever we wanted , whenever we wanted . We 'd be free . We could have fun all the time . Yeah ! Liftoff in five , four , three , two ... We have liftoff . Abort mission . Abort mission . Goddard , wake mode . All right . Come on , boy . Race you to the kitchen . Beat ya . Hey , Mom , did you get any more Purple Flurp ? Mom ! " Dear son/daughter , we have gone to Florida for an extended vacation . " " Love , your parents . " Yeah . My parents went to Florida , too . That 's weird . From the look of it , I 'd say a lot of parents are gone . Well ... Did ... - Did they all go to Florida ? - Maybe they went to get juice . I do n't digest pulp well . It makes me bloaty . Goddard , scan for adult life forms . Just as I thought . There @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gone . The whole city . No parents . No parents . No parents ! Excuse me . I 'm letting out the cold . I 'm peeing in the shower . Llama , llama , llama ! I 'm walking up the down escalator . # My clothes do n't match ! I 'm out in public and my clothes do n't match ! I 'm still doing it . Go , go , go . Welcome to the Candy Bar . Whoopee cushion or non-whoopee cushion ? Jimmy ! What 'll it be , boys ? - We 'll have what he 's throwing . - Excellent choice . Hang on ! No skiing in the halls . Do n't make me get the protractor . Morning , Goddard . My head . What a night . I 'm stuffed now . I could n't have ano ... OK , one more . I 'm gon na have one more and then that 'll be it . What a battle . Are there any survivors ? Help me . I remember my first time . Shake it off @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and Dad might be back by now . Come on , Goddard . We interrupt this programme to bring you this report . Hey , knock it off , Arnie . " Trouble in Paradise . " That 's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday 's " Mom and Dad are gone " celebrations . Here 's Courtney Tyler . What started as an awesome day has become , like , a real bummer . - Help us ! - I do n't know how to make lunch . - I want my parents . - Somebody hold me . I was playing on the teetertotter and the next thing I knew I was on the ground and my knee hurt . Reports of tummy aches , owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours , with little indication of slowing down . And so we were gon na see who could eat the most cotton candy . And I won . I want my mommy . So , there you have it . I want my mommy , too . Mom @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ leave their kid ? And they did n't even say goodbye . Son , your mother and I just wanted to say good night . Yes . And to tell you that we love you . We only do what we do because we love you . Maybe we can all go to Retroland next weekend , the three of us . What about my fabulous dog Goddard ? Sure . Your fabulous dog Goddard , too . Well , good night , son . Good night , Jimmy . Sweet dreams . We 'll see you in the morning . OK . So they said good night . " In the morning " ? Hey , wait a minute . Play back the last part again . Audio only . Good night , Jimmy . Sweet dreams . We 'll see you in the morning . There . Why would she say that if they were n't gon na be here ? Come on , Goddard . We 're going to the lab . It 's just as I thought . The serifs and kerning on the note do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's a fake . What is it , boy ? The Long-Range Space Scanner . It detected something . Filtering out background radiation and ... There it is . Jumping Jupiter ! The Earth 's been visited by aliens ! OK , so me , you and a dog are gon na battle an alien civilisation , right ? - By ourselves ? - He 's a good dog . Are n't you , boy ? The last time we tried this , we could n't even break free of the atmosphere . I know , I know . But I recalculated the thrust-to-fuel ratio and I 've adjusted the engine accordingly . - I can fix that . - Neutron . - What is it ? - An angry mob . In times of crisis , intellectuals are always the first to go . Well , they do n't look angry . They look like they 're about to barf . Let me go . You 're messing with powers far beyond your mortal comprehension . OK , Neutron . Ultra Freak here says you really know what happened @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' ? I did n't say nothin ' about our parents being abducted ... - Where 's my mom and dad ? - Hey , what 's the matter ? Goddard , star map 72 , please . Right about there . Long-range sensors picked up these ion trails , indicating the route for whatever intelligence abducted our parents . They lead us somewhere in the Orion star system three million light years away , so we 'll need to leave by Friday . OK , that gives us about two days to collect the plutonium , design and test our fusion engines and build our fleet of interstellar warships . We 'll also need to bring snacks . Any questions ? Are you sure about this , Neutron ? Well , the data seems to support this hypothesis . Never argue with the data . OK , Neutron , here 's the lowdown . You get us to those kidnapping alien scuzzballs , and I 'll take it from there . We 're getting our parents back . OK , Ben , that 's good . Let it down @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tight . Yup . Tape adhesion is within operational limits . What ? Cindy ? Cindy , what did you do to that intergalactic starship ? We thought that the deep recesses of space could use a feminine touch . What do you think , Jimmy ? Yeah , it 's OK , I guess . You kinda ruined it though . Hey , Jimmy , do these fusion reactors need fuel rods ? Come on , Sheen . It 's not rocket science . You just have to ... Actually , I guess it is rocket science . - No fuel rods , Sheen . - OK . And for the final touch ... Good work , everybody . We 're ready for intergalactic travel . Neutron , this is gon na work , right ? - Yeah , Jimmy . What if it does n't work ? - It will work ! I 'm 95 per cent sure it will . - 95 ? - Yeah . Yeah , and the other five per cent ? We blow up . But just a little . Look , a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I can deal with that . I never got a 95 in my life . You heard the man . Stop sucking your thumbs and let 's light this candle . Goddard , initiate launch sequence . Make sure seat belts are fastened and remember to keep your hands and arms inside the vehicles at all times . Come on , everybody . Get in formation . Carl , you 're too low . Come on , you stupid butterfly . Go , Counterparts ! Go ! Hang on . We 're passing through the stratosphere . Now the mesosphere . Entering ionosphere . Now I know why they all end in " phere " ! This is it , baby . Engaging pulse rockets now . Come on , come on , come on , come on . Look , Goddard . The wonders of the universe . We are witnessing celestial events no person , or dog , has ever seen . It 's incredible . Beautiful , is n't it , Nick ? Yeah , yeah . Wake me when we get there . Hey , Jimmy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ while ? Hey , we 'll switch . Hey , this astronaut food is n't too bad . That 's toothpaste , Carl . Minty . - Hey , what 's happening ? - Meteor shower . Evasive action . I do so relish these times of peril . - That was close . - Look out ! We 've got ta find shelter . Asteroid bearing 236.7 degrees . Come on ! So then these three filmmakers find all these sticks in the trees shaped like stick people . And the girl filmmaker starts crying and her nose starts dripping . And they do n't have any tissue at all . None ? None . So then they start to hear really scary noises and voices coming from outside . So they leave the tent . Do n't leave the tent ! Do n't leave the tent ! Oh , yeah , Carl . They leave the tent and they follow the voices , when from out of the darkness comes the ... Man , that was so choice . You should have seen your faces . Did they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's a red giant . And that 's a white dwarf . You can relate , huh , Neutron ? Hey , Jimmy , what 's the matter ? Listen , in case you have n't noticed , I 'm not exactly the tallest guy around . Shorty , squirt , small-stuff , shrimp . It gets to you after a while . And next year there 'll be dances . What girl 'd dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree ? I did n't think we liked girls yet , Jim . We do n't . We do n't . No . Not yet . No . However , one day , Carl , an influx of hormones we ca n't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will . Stop talking like that , Jimmy . You 're gon na give me nightmares . Listen , I would n't worry , Carl . I have a feeling puberty is light years away for you and me . You know , we should have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ miss my folks . My mom used to tuck me in bed every night before she was abducted by aliens . Before my dad was abducted by aliens , he would always read me to sleep . Before my mom was inducted by aliens , she would rub my tummy and she 'd sing ... - What ? - Nothing . Come on , you guys . We got ta keep our heads . We 'll find ' em . What is it , boy ? Sensor sweeps reveal many advanced cities and ... ion energy signatures . That 's it ! We 've found it . I repeat : We 've found it . Nick , we 'll contact you as soon as we find the parents so you can kick some alien buttocks . - Piece of cake . - OK , scouting party , follow me . I 'll be back , Nick . Wow . What is that ? Wow . They 've evolved beyond the need for mere conventional bodies . They must be an advanced species millions of years ahead of us . Wow @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ species , too . OK , they 're this way . Right this way , sire . Ooblar , these humans look so scrawny . Hardly very appetising . Are you sure they 're yummy ? I assure you , my slimy sovereign . Poultra will be quite pleased . Humans are mostly water with a crunchy , bony centre . Think nuts and chews . - There they are . - What are they doing ? - What are those things on their heads ? - It looks like a mind-control device . Mom . Dad . Dad ! It 's me . Jimmy . Over here . Jim , Jim , Jim , Jimmys , James , James , Jim . Big , fiery , flying Jimmy . Hi , Jimmy . Some dream , huh ? Attack of the big egg people . I think I 've seen this one . No , Dad . You 're wearing a mind-control device . Take yours off . Hurry ! - Dad ? - Intruder alert . Intruder alert . Dad , no , no , no . Sh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ man . - Let 's get outta here . - Let 's go . Come back . Join us , Jimmy . Join us . Well , well , if it is n't the littlest rescue party . How cute . Hello , itty-bitty humans . You let us go , you big ball of phlegm . That 's no way to talk to the king . He is the royal phlegm . - Ooblar . - Sorry , sire . I think it 's only fair to warn you that if you do n't release us within 24 hours , an army of trained combat specialists is poised to destroy your entire planet . - Really ? - Really . Oh , my . Our entire planet . Whatever shall we do ? Do you mean this army of trained combat specialists ? - Hey , it 's Nick . Hey , Nick . Oh , man ... - Nick ! Get your grubs off me , egghead . Do n't look so surprised . We 're an advanced alien race . What did you expect ? What do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I want . It 's what Poultra wants . - Who 's Poultra ? - Poultra is our god . The mightiest , most ferocious creature in all ... I get tired of answering this . Roll tape . Hello and welcome to our special edition of " Poultra : God of Wrath " . - Brought to you by Goo ... - Commercials . Hate them . Welcome back . If you 're watching this , chances are your friends and/or relatives are about to be sacrificed to the Mighty Poultra , which is a great honour indeed . And very painful . And this year 's human sacrifices feature something very special : Actual humans . And it 's all thanks to Jimmy Neutron . Greetings from planet Earth . I 'm Jimmy Neutron and you 're an alien life form . You know , without the coordinates you gave us , we never would have found your puny little planet . For such a tiny earthling , you 've been a very big help , Jimmy Neutron . Guards , throw these minuscule vermin into the dungeon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Neutron the presidential suite . What ? Is n't this a funny-wunny little toy ? Get it off me ! Get it off ! Take this infernal thing to the lab and have it torn apart . Yes , great saliva-armed one . - Hold it . Move along . - Goddard ! Move ! So , it was Neutron all along . I mean , he got us into this . Hey , Jimmy , did n't your parents ever tell you not to talk to strangers ? That 's rule number one . Come on , you guys . Give him a break . Jimmy did n't mean to ruin our lives and get our parents eaten by a giant space monster . She 's right . We need to ask ourselves " What would Ultra Lord do ? " Let 's think about that , Sheen . Maybe sit on a shelf because he 's a doll ! He 's not . He 's an action figure . There 's a difference . Come on , Nick . Let Sheen talk . Maybe he 's onto something @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , in episode 224 he fried the zeebot 's brain with his heat-seeking infra-thought . It was cool . Well , I 'm convinced , folks , that 's pretty much the stupidest thing I ever heard ! No . This is the stupidest thing you 've ever heard . You are such a baby . Leave me alone . You 're picking on me because you 're insecure . Jimmy , you there ? Look , do n't listen to them . They 're just scared . Are you OK ? Yeah . I 'm fine . Do n't be so hard on yourself . We 'll get out of this . OK , so you made a mistake . Beating yourself up is n't gon na fix anything . You know , I was the smartest kid in school until you came along . And I admit you know more about some things than I do . But I know one thing that you do n't seem to get , and that 's that we 're never getting outta here without you . So why do n't you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of yours back to work ? Nick can handle the fighting stuff , but first we have to get out of this cell . Cindy , why are you being so nice to me ? Because there 's a bunch of kids in here that need you . And I do , too . I am never complaining about my parents again . We did n't even get our one phone call . That 's it ! Libby , let me see your cellphone . OK , but I do n't think my service plan covers anything outside our solar system . - Who are you calling ? - A friend of mine . All right , little Earth doggy . Ooblar is going to take you apart into tiny little pieces . All right ? Hey , give me that ! Fine . We 'll use this one then . No , no , no , no , no . No ! Would you stop that ? Those are mine . That 's not funny ! Stop it ! And give me my things . Come on , boy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll get somewhere . Goddard , you 're OK . I miss you , too , boy . Listen , what 's your situation ? Evil scientist , huh ? OK . I got an idea . Put me on speaker , Goddard . Danger . Danger . You have initiated self-destruct sequence alpha . That 's my bad . Back in you go . Self-destruct sequence is now engaged . No , no , no , no , no ! I put it back in . You understand me ? This unit will yield a 50-megaton nuclear blast in exactly ten seconds . - That 's not good ! - Please clear a 30-square mile area . Thank you and have a nice day . - Ten , nine , eight ... - No , back up ! ... seven ... - Mother ! Is he gone , boy ? Great . Lock on to this signal and get here as fast as you can . Halt . Who goes there ? The guard . By order of the esteemed King Goobot , it is my great privilege and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Goddard , play dead . Good boy , Goddard . Good boy . Guess I 'll make that bug a feature , huh ? - Good dog . - Way to go ! - You 're a good robot . - Come on ! Let 's get the others . Nice work , Jimmy . Hey , Cindy . Thanks . If you ever tell anyone I was nice to you , you 'll wind up looking like that guy . Let 's go , Neutron . It 's egg-scrambling time . - Wait for me , Nick . - Come back ! Please ? Bring out the humans . Come on , it 's showtime . Everybody out . Kick it ! - Look , you guys . A football game . - I do n't think so , Carl . Goddard , bino-scope mode . Wow . What a lame half-time show . They 're making our parents dance so lame . No , my dad really dances like that . - The festival is starting . - Our parents ! They 'll be eaten ! Nobody eats @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Begin the incubation . Come on , Nick . Show them what you 're made of . Halt . Hey , cool spear . You really think so ? I guess so because ... Mind if I try ? No , no , no ! My hero . - Come on , everyone . - Get ' em , Nick . Come on ! My hero ? OK , we need another plan . Probably a Nick-less one . Poultra ! Poultra ! Poultra ! Poultra ! Citizens of Yokus , I , King Goobot the Fifth , give you sacrifice . That 's a big chicken . What do we do now ? Think . Think . Brain blast ! OK , everybody , listen up . We do n't have much time . I 've got to make it to that control tower . Cindy , Libby , keep the guards busy until Sheen arrives with the ship . OK , I heard the ship part , but was that " Sheen get the ship " ? Yeah , yeah . There 's a transport ship in that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I need you to get it here fast . - But I do n't have a driver 's licence . - I have no hand-eye coordination ... - Sheen , ask yourself , what would Ultra Lord do ? I accept this responsibility , understanding the consequences that you 've bestowed against me . Poultra , din-dins . Yummy , yummy . Foodie , woodie . This is it , people . These crummy aliens stole our parents . It 's time to show them what we 're made of . We 're tough ! We 're mean ! Darn it , we 're carbon-based life forms . - Now , who 's gon na kick buttocks ? - The carbon-based life forms ! Yeah ! What is this ? - Stop those kids . - After ' em . Cindy , Purple Flurp . Dragon whips her tail . Let 's dance . Yeah , Jimmy . Come on , boy . - Jimmy ! - Carl , " show and tell " . Come here , you . I ca n't see ! I ca n't see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want a piece of me ? I did n't think so . Munchy-crunchy time . There you go . - Fetch , boy . - Hey , hey , give me that . - Come back here , you ! - Everybody up . Hey , nice party . Got ta blast . Neutron . OK , let 's move out . Guards , vaporise the Earth brats . Hurry , head for the exit . - Hey , where 's Sheen ? - I do n't know . Stop them ! All right , Sheen ! Your ship awaits , Captain Jimmy . Ooblar , protect ! Pooh . Everybody to the ship ! Poultra , quickly . Your dinner 's getting away . - OK , keep up . Let 's get out of here . - Come on ! We got ta do this quick . Launch positions . Temperature optimal . Engaging plasma coils . - Jim , I think we better leave now . - Countdown ! Ten , nine , eight ... One ! - To my ships . - And can someone bring @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Time to discipline the naughty children . Open fire . OK , who wants fried chicken ? So , Neutron , now it 's just you and I . All weapons online . Ultra Lord is not afraid of chickens He is not afraid ... He may be a little bit afraid of chickens This thing 's too slow . I ca n't outrun ' em . - Incoming message . - On screen . You see , Jimmy , you ca n't win . All of your friends and family would be safe at home , if it was n't for one little problem . You . - Little ? - Now you all must die ! Little , huh ? I 'll show you little . Cindy , take over . Come on , boy . What are you doing ? Is this one of those macho things ? I know we have n't field-tested this feature yet , but we 've no choice , buddy . Goddard , flycycle ! Would you look at this ? I do believe he 's going to ram us , Ooblar @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ steal my parents , you threaten my dog ... Itsy-bitsy Jimmy Neutron . He does look a bit small and silly , does n't he , sire ? You attack my friends and you made fun of my size . - Tiny , tiny . - So , so tiny . Well , I may be small , but I 've got a big brain . Not tiny ! Ca n't we call this whole thing a mistake and go back to your plan - rendezvous for universal brotherhood and whatnot ? You 've not seen the last of us , Jimmy Neutron ! You look marvellous sunny-side up , sire . That 's no yolk . All right , Jimmy ! Good job ! Orbiting around Jimmy 's big head . Estimated time to ear : Seven minutes . So , I guess I ca n't call you short any more . Do n't worry . I 'm sure there are all kinds of other insults you can come up with . Let me tell you , as soon as we get home , we 're going out dancing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Hey , Neutron . Nice job . Thanks . I 've got that for you , dear . Mom , Dad , I should have listened to you when you said do n't talk to strangers . See , I guess I thought I was smart enough to do everything on my own - that I did n't need you . But I was wrong . I love you guys . We love you too , Jimmy . Having a genius for a son may not always be easy , but it 's always interesting . You make us so proud . You sure do , son . You know , not every family gets to ride in an alien spaceship , hurtling through the universe at warp speeds , millions of miles from home . - We thank you for that . - You got ta admit , that is pretty neat . There you are , gentlemen . - Freeze ! - It 's OK , Carl . - It 's just breakfast . - I knew that . I do n't remember buying this brand of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you ... - Jimmy , it 's just soda . Mom , no ! Goodness ! Excuse me . Boy , it 's a scorcher out there . - Thanks , honey . - Hugh ! Well , at least it 's coming out of the attic , not the basement . Hugh ! Mom ! James Isaac Neutron ... Onward , Mr Wiggles . We reach the cafeteria by dawn . Subtitles by Natasha Cohn He 's smart . Something has entered the Earth 's atmosphere . He 's courageous . We 've got ta show these aliens what we 're made of . He 's inventive . Bubble travel is the way of the future ! And he 's got a really big head . I can fix that . He 's Jimmy Neutron , star of his very own adventure , from Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies . Got ta blast ! Jimmy Neutron is a boy genius . We 're ready for intergalactic travel ! He 's one-third Einstein , one-third Bart Simpson , and then one-third Jim Carrey . You rock . I ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Neutron " . Basically , aliens come to Earth and abduct all the parents . You must erase all impressions of any kind of alien that you 've seen . You let us go , you big ball of phlegm ! Even " Star Trek " never produced aliens like this . That 's no way to talk to the king . He is the royal phlegm ! Parents are abducted by the evil Yokians , and Jimmy and all the kids need to work together to get their parents back . That gives us about two days to build our interstellar warships . We 'll also need to bring snacks . And now , blast behind the scenes on " Jimmy Neutron " . There you go again ! Meet the stars . Throw these minuscule vermin into the dungeon ! Explore the gadgets . This is my hypnobeam . Experience the cutting-edge animation . Here we go ! Here we go ! It 's all part of bringing Jimmy 's world to the big screen . Fasten your seat belt . It 's gon na be a bumpy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ try to hit as many kid-fantasy buttons as possible . DNA match confirmed . In the movie , Jimmy 's got a lot of neat stuff . He 's got an underground lab , this huge complex under the house , trap doors everywhere - cos trap doors are cool , secret passages are cool . And in his lab he concocts all these amazing experiments and inventions . The latest burping-soda formula . A guaranteed one burp per sip . He 's constantly launching rockets off the roof , setting the drapes on fire ... He builds all this stuff and takes off , and when they think he 's asleep in his room he 's out rocketing around . Basically , a little hellion . His coolest invention is Goddard , his robotic dog that he built . And Goddard is like Jimmy 's Batbelt : He can turn into anything at any time . Thanks , boy . Oh , good dog ! Jimmy 's constantly tooling with him and trying to come up with new things that Goddard can do . He can transform into a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ any moment . It 's pretty amazing . Jimmy Neutron is a bit of an outcast - he 's so bright that a lot of the other kids do n't understand where he 's coming from . Behold . The Shrink Ray ! Help me . Help me . I 'm so tiny - just like Jimmy 's brain ! Some of the greatest inventors started as complete , hopeless failures too . Carl is Jimmy 's best friend , and if he has an experiment to try out , Carl is his guinea pig . I do n't know , Jimmy . You know , I get carsick . Well , luckily , this is a rocket . Carl Wheezer is named Carl Wheezer for one obvious reason , and that is , in fact , because Carl wheezes . He 's not nearly as handsome and young-hero-like as Jimmy Neutron is , but it 's Jimmy 's show , so he 's the hero . We need to ask ourselves " What would Ultra Lord do ? " Sheen 's just quirky and a little different , and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Lord to the point of it being a problem . In episode 224 , he fried the zeebot 's brain with his heat-seeking infra-thought . It was cool ! He 's very nervous , but once he gets that Ultra Lord thing going , he has no fear , no nothing - he gets an Ultra Lord mask , it 's all over . Neutron ! Cindy Vortex is the know-it-all from school . Nice invention , Nerdtron ! Cindy and Jimmy actually like each other a lot , but they 're at a time and they 're at an age where they 're very competitive . They like sparring with each other mentally . It 's kind of a love-hate friendship . I did n't think we liked girls yet , Jim . Oh , we do n't ! We do n't , no . Is this one of those macho things ? Cindy is all-out crazed , and Libby is the best friend of Cindy . Libby tries to tone her down , and is pretty much the conscience of her . What 's wrong with you , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the characters are entirely unique . Retroland ! It 's really like a fun family . I can hang out with Ultra Lord ! And there 's a petting zoo . Well , look at this . Let 's go ! The look of Jimmy Neutron is done with 3-D computer graphics , so it 's not like a 2-D show , it 's not hand-painted . All the characters are constructed on the computer . It 's like having a live-action set in the computer . The first thing they 'll wan na see is the animatic . When we 're designing the characters , we 'll design them on paper , and sculpt maquettes out of some of the main characters , and then the modellers can take those and build the same thing in the computer . We can make modifications right there in the computer , and it works great . Engaging pulse rockets now ! We love the " squash and stretch " and action of the Looney Tunes heritage , and to take Looney Tunes into CGI and make a cartoon-animated world that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've got something very different and very special . It 's original , it seems to me , the art for this . It 's extraordinary , animation today . Whereas once upon a time we were used to a classic style of animation , now you never know what you 're going to see . How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof ? Probably nine . Exactly nine . They say repetition is good for a developing brain . Jimmy 's parents are fantastic because they accept the fact that he is a genius . I received a message from outer space but it was garbled in the ionosphere ... Message from space ? Wow ! They 're great characters in themselves , cos his mom can fix the car , and she 's obviously the engineering part of the family . The father has sort of a wide-eyed innocence himself . He loves the toys in the cereal box . This is a good one ! And he totally loves Jimmy 's gadgets . Anytime he sees him he 's , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! " Is that a brainteaser puzzle ? I 'm so good at these ! I was president of the brainteaser club in high school . Watch this . Jimmy 's got a great relation with his parents , and respects them , and tries to do what they say , but sometimes it 's just hard . You 'll spoil your dinner . We have told you time and time again about playing with rockets . Your father will have a few words to say when he gets home . Oh , and by the way . Mom says you 're grounded . Sorry ! The kids are down on their parents . They feel they 're being treated unfairly . They wish they 'd go away . " Would n't it be great if our parents disappeared ? " We could do whatever we wanted , whenever we wanted . We could have fun all the time ! Jimmy ? Basically , aliens come to Earth and abduct all the parents , leaving the kids in charge . No parents ! So it 's just kids running amok @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ whole town is taken over , and the kids do everything that they can imagine doing without the parents . After a couple of days , the kids start to miss the parents and realise " Oh , my God ... " The Earth 's been visited by aliens ! The parents have been abducted by aliens that are eggs : The Yokians . So it 's almost like having your breakfast kidnap you . Do n't look so surprised . We are an advanced alien race . What did you expect ? These characters are eggs outside their shell , and if they 're not contained in some way , they run all over the floor . They must be an advanced species , millions of years ahead of us . When I sneeze , it looks like an advanced species too . They fly around in giant chicken ships , and they worship this chicken god , and they 're bent on stealing the parents of Retroville to sacrifice them to their god Poultra . Jimmy did n't mean to ruin our lives and get our parents eaten @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ unless I say so ! Come on ! Roll tape . Hello , and welcome to our special edition of " Poultra : God of Wrath " . If you 're watching this , chances are your friends and/or relatives are about to be sacrificed to the Mighty Poultra - which is a great honour indeed . And very painful . Mary and I play Yokian newscasters , not unlike ourselves here on Earth . There 's a lot of prestige to being a Yokian anchor . They 're from outer space , reporting on the human sacrifices that are about to take place . I , King Goobot the Fifth , give you sacrifice ! I play King Goobot , and the king is an angry sort , and ... No , no , Martin . I 'm playing King Goobot . You are ? Then I would have done it differently . Do it again . Take two . - I play King Goobot . - Yes . King Goobot is a very powerful alien leader . When did it become acceptable to approach my royal throne unannounced @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ please , oh , please ... I would love for that to stop . ... oh , please . His name is Ooblar . Ooblar - me . He 's kind of the servant to the king , and the king is , shall we say , moody , and can freak out and kill people arbitrarily - so he 's frightened . Space him ! So Jimmy has got ta get his parents back , or they 're gon na get eaten by a gigantic chicken . And you just do n't want that . OK , so me , you and a dog are gon na battle an alien civilisation . But he 's a good dog , are n't you , boy ? The idea of building a rocket in the back yard where you can jump in with your buddies and your dog and some Tang , like real astronauts , and go into outer space , will appeal to the audience . Sensors lead to the Orion star system three million light years away , so we 'll need to leave by Friday . Any @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ space by retrofitting all of the rides at the amusement park in town . So he takes the Ferris wheel and the roller coasters and everything in the amusement park , turns them into these spaceships powered by neutronium . You heard the man ! Stop sucking your thumbs and let 's light this candle ! My theory is that the more fun the audio session is , and the more the characters laugh , the better the show . - You stay here , I 'll be back . - All right . Stay ! I go . You stay . - I 'm staying . - OK . It 's really trying to find people that also have the ability to work off each other . That was great . I felt ... No , seriously . I felt like you were really being abducted by aliens . Voicing an animated character is such a liberating experience . There are no boundaries , because the animators can do anything . You have that opportunity to be that broad . And childish , in a way - it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to commence with the commencing ! The commencing shall commence ! All hail the commencee , for he alone doth do the commencing , which I think is fun . Ooblar . It is a very creative process , doing animation . You can come up with a new voice , a new character , so creatively it 's most interesting . - Poultra will be quite pleased . - That 's great . Thanks . Really good . We 're working on " Jimmy Neutron " right now , and we enhance the sound of the film , we bring it to life . We create sound effects by the use of various props and sound gadgets that create a world of sound . Jimmy Neutron is a wonderful project for us , because we get to entirely create the soundtrack . In animation , you really have free rein , and you can be as creative and as crazy as you want . All the sounds that you hear are made up , and I particularly like the egg creatures , because they have a gooey kind of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're really fun to create sound effects . Jimmy Neutron is a little boy genius who creates wonderful inventions , and one of his inventions is his dog . Normally when we do dogs , we 'll use gloves with little nail clips attached . But Goddard , he is the coolest robot ever , so we had to come up with some great sounds for him . And he looks like he has little tin cans for feet , so that 's what we use . The most fun I have is going to work , and we just get together , and we play . We create these sound effects , and we play . That sounded great . Now I 'd like to go into the ending . If it 's fun to work on , it 's gon na be fun to watch . That 's how we treat the whole process , in terms of voices , animation , everybody that 's working on it . There are as many jokes for adults as for kids . But , Dad , all my friends are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But if all your friends were named Cliff , would you jump off them ? It 's clever , and funny , and slapsticky , all rolled into one delicious bonbon of entertainment . It 's wackier than I expected . And you will find that wackiness reflected in our performances . I ca n't wait . Got ta blast !

@@5213141 Honey , have you seen my wallet ? Is n't it on the bedside table ? Now listen , we ' re running a little late . I know . How do I look ? Perfect . is my hair okay ? It 's great . You ' re not even looking at it . It 's beautiful . You always look beautiful . Did you give Roz the phone and pager numbers ? Yeah , I put it on the fridge . Let 's go . Coming . All right . I ' m ready . What 's the babysitter 's name ? Roz . Okay , Roz , we ' re going now . You look amazing , Mrs . Harford . Thank you . Helena , are you ready for bed ? Yes , Mommy . Can I stay up and watch The nutcracker ? - What time 's it on ? - 9:00 . - You can watch that . - Can I stay up until you get home ? - No , darling . - lt 'll be a little late for that . The phone number is on the fridge ... ... andthere'sfoodinthere @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ than 1 : 00 . - l 'll hold our cab to take you home . - Thanks , Dr . Harford . You be good , baby . - Good night , sweetheart . - See you in the morning . - Victor , Illona . - Bill , Alice . - Merry Christmas . - Thank you for coming . - Thanks so much for coming . - We would n't miss it for the world . Alice , look at you . God , you ' re absolutely stunning ! I do n't say that to all the women . Do I ? - Yes , he does . - He does ? That osteopath you sent me to , the guy that worked on my arm ? - You ought to see my serve now . - He 's the top man in New York . I could have told you that , looking at his bill . Go inside , have a drink , enjoy the party . I 'll see you in a little bit . Thanks for coming . Do you know anyone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ziegler invites us to these things every year ? This is what you get for making house calls . You see that guy at the piano ? I went to medical school with him . Really ? He plays pretty good for a doctor . He 's not a doctor . He dropped out . Ladies and gentlemen , I hope you ' re enjoying yourselves . The band 's going to take a break . We 'll be back in 1 0 minutes . Thank you . Let 's go over and say hello . I desperately need to go to the bathroom . You go and say hello , and I 'll meet you where ? At the bar ? Good . Nightingale . Nick Nightingale ! Oh , my God ! Bill . Bill Harford ! How the hell are you , buddy ? - How long has it been ? - l do n't know . 1 0 years ? And a couple . - Do you have time for a drink ? - Sure . You have n't changed a bit . Thanks , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you know . Not too bad . I see you 've become a pianist . Oh , yes , well , my friends call me that . How about you ? You still in the doctor business ? You know what they say : " " Once a doctor , always a doctor . " " Yes , or in my case : " " Never a doctor , never a doctor . " " I never did understand why you walked away . It 's a nice feeling . I do it a lot . Cheers . Excuse me . Nick , I need you a minute . Be right with you . I got ta go do something . If I do n't catch you later ... ... I'llbedownattheVillage for two weeks at the Sonata caf��� ? . - Stop by if you get a chance . - l 'll be there . - lt 's great seeing you . - Good seeing you too , man . I think that 's my glass . I ' m absolutely certain of it . My name is Sandor @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Alice Harford . I ' m American . Delighted to meet you , Alice . Did you ever read the Latin poet Ovid on The Art of Love ? Did n't he wind up all by himself ... ... cryinghiseyesout ... ... insomeplace with a very bad climate ? But he also had a good time first . A very good time . Are you here with anyone tonight , Alice ? With my husband . Oh , how sad . But then I ' m sure he 's the sort of man who would n't mind if we danced . What do you do , Alice ? Well , at the moment ... ... I 'm lookingforajob . I used to manage an art gallery in SoHo . But it went broke . What a shame . I have some friends in the art game . Perhaps I can be of some help . Thank you . Someone you know ? My ... ... husband . Do n't you think one of the charms of marriage ... ... isthatit makesdeception a necessity for both parties ? May I ask @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , wants to be married ? Why would n't she ? is it as bad as that ? As good as that . Do you know Nuala Windsor ? No , and it 's very lovely to meet you both . How do you spell Nuala ? N-U-A-L-A . You do n't remember me , do you ? You were very kind to me once . Only once ? That sounds like a terrible oversight ! I was doing a photo session in Rockefeller Plaza ... ... ona verywindyday ... ? - And you got something in your eye . - Just about half of Fifth Avenue . You were such a gentleman ! You gave me your handkerchief ... ... whichwasalsoclean . That is the kind of hero I can be sometimes . You know why women used to get married , do n't you ? Why do n't you tell me ? It was the only way they could lose their virginity ... ... andbefreetodo what they wanted with other men . The one's they really wanted . Fascinating . Do you know what 's so nice about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ They always seem so ... ... knowledgeable . Oh , they are very knowledgeable ... ... aboutallsortsofthings . But I bet they work too hard . Just think of all they miss . You ' re probably right . Ladies , where exactly are we going ? Exactly ? Where the rainbow ends . Where the rainbow ends ? Do n't you want to go where the rainbow ends ? Now that depends where that is . Well , let 's find out . Excuse me , ladies . Sorry , Dr . Harford . Could you come with me for a moment ? Something for Mr . Ziegler . Fine . To be continued ? Bill , thanks for coming . We had a little accident here . What happened ? Well , she was ... . She was shooting up and she had a bad reaction . What did she take ? A speedball or a snowball or whatever the hell they call it . It 's heroin and coke . Heroin and coke ? Anything else ? We had a couple of drinks , some champagne . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this ? Maybe five minutes , six minutes , something like that . What 's her name ? Mandy . Can you hear me , Mandy ? Can you hear me ? Move your head if you can hear me . Move your head if you can hear me , Mandy . There you go . You can hear me . Can you open your eyes for me ? Mandy , can you do that ? Let me see you open your eyes . There you go , come on . Come on , look at me . Look at me . Look at me . Look at me . Look at me . Look at me , Mandy . Good . Good . I love Victor 's art collection , do n't you ? It 's wonderful . Have you ever seen his sculpture gallery ? I have n't . He has a wonderful collection of Renaissance bronzes . Do you like the period ? I do . I adore it . The sculpture gallery is upstairs . Would you like to see it ? I can show it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Maybe ... ... notjust ... ... now . That was really one hell of a scare you gave us , kiddo . Sorry . How are you feeling now , Mandy ? Better . You are a very , very lucky girl . You know that ? I know . You ' re gon na be okay this time . But you ca n't keep doing this . You understand ? You ' re going to need some rehab . You know that , do n't you ? I know . Well , Victor ... ... I'llleavetheresttoyou . is it okay if I dress her and get her out of here ? No , I 'd keep her here for another hour . Another hour ? Then I 'd have someone take her home . Good night , Mandy . I ca n't thank you enough for this . - You saved my ass . - l ' m glad I was here . Bill , I probably ... . I know I do n't have to mention this ... ... butthisis justbetweenus . Of course . Thanks . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I think I have to go and find my husband now . But I ' m sure he 'll be all right on his own a little longer . Yes ... ... butwillI ? Of course you will . I really have to go . I have to go . You do n't , you know . Yes , I do . I must see you again . - That 's impossible . - Why ? Because ... ... I 'm married . Good morning , Lisa . Good morning , doctor . Your mail . Good . Please ask Janelle to bring me my coffee . - Sure . - Thank you . - Good morning , Sarah . - Good morning , doctor . " " ' T was the night before Christmas , when all through the house not a creature was stirring , not even a mouse . " " Okay . That 's fine . You can put your gown on . Hold this for Mommy . Looking forward to Christmas ? Does this hurt ? Right there ? Daddy 's gon na like that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me ... ... whenI jumpintomybed . " " We should call the Zieglers and thank them for the party . I 've taken care of that . Good . So how do you feel about wrapping the rest of the presents ? Let 's do that tomorrow . Tell me something . Those two girls ... ... atthepartylastnight ... . Did you ... ... byanychance ... ... happento ... ... fuckthem ? What ? What are you talking about ? I ' m talking about the two girls ... ... thatyouweresoblatantly hitting on . I was n't hitting on anybody . Who were they ? They were just a couple of models . And where did you disappear to with them for so long ? Wait a minute . I did n't disappear with anybody . Ziegler was n't feeling too well ... ... and_i gotcalledupstairs to see him . Anyway , who was the guy you were dancing with ? A friend of the Zieglers . What did he want ? What did he want ? Sex ... ... upstairs . Then and there . is that all ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my wife . That 's right . Well , I guess that 's understandable . Understandable ? Because you are a very ... ... verybeautifulwoman . Wait . Because I ' m a beautiful woman ... ... theonlyreasonany man ever wants to talk to me ... ... isbecausehe wantstofuck me . is that what you ' re saying ? Well , I do n't think it 's quite that black and white ... ... butI think_we bothknow what men are like . So on that basis ... ... Ishouldconcludethatyou wanted to fuck those two models . There are exceptions . And what makes you an exception ? What makes me an exception is that ... ... Ihappento be in lovewithyou . And because we ' re married ... ... andbecauseIwouldnever lie to you ... ... orhurtyou . Do you realize that what you ' re saying ... ... isthattheonlyreasonyou would n't fuck those models ... ... isoutof considerationfor me ? Not because you really would n't want to . Let 's just relax , Alice . This pot is making you aggressive . No ! It 's not the pot @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ give me a straight fucking answer ? I was under the impression that 's what I was doing . I do n't even know what we ' re arguing about here . I ' m not arguing . I ' m just trying to find out where you ' re coming from . Where I ' m coming from ? Let 's say , for example , you have some gorgeous woman ... ... **25;156;TOOLONG ... ... andyou 're feelingher fuckingtits . Now , what I want to know ... . I want to know what you ' re thinking about when you ' re squeezing them . Alice , I happen to be a doctor . It 's all very impersonal ... ... andyouknow there 's always a nurse present . So when you ' re feeling tits , it 's nothing more than your professionalism ? Exactly . Sex is the last thing on my mind when I ' m with a patient . Now , when she is having her little titties squeezed ... ... doyouthinkshe ever has fantasies ... ... aboutwhathandsomeDr . Bill 's dickie might @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sex is the last thing ... ... **25;183;TOOLONG woman patient 's mind . And what makes you so sure ? If for no better reason ... ... becauseshe'safraidof what I might find . So after you tell her that everything 's fine , what then ? What then ? I do n't know , Alice ... . What then ? Women do n't ... . They basically just do n't think like that . Millions of years of evolution , right ? Men have to stick it every place they can ... ... butforwomen , itisjustabout security and commitment ... ... andwhateverthefuckelse ! A little oversimplified , Alice . But yes , something like that . If you men only knew . What I do know is you got stoned , you tried to pick a fight ... ... andnowyou'retrying to make me jealous . But you ' re not the jealous type , are you ? No , I ' m not . You 've never been jealous about me , have you ? No , I have n't . And why have n't you ever been jealous about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Maybe because you ' re my wife . Maybe because you ' re the mother of my child ... ... and_i knowyouwouldnever be unfaithful to me . You are very , very sure of yourself ... ... aren't_you ? No . I ' m sure of you . Do you think that 's funny ? All right . Fuck it . Now we get the fucking laughing fit , right ? Do you ... . Do you remember last summer at Cape Cod ? Do you remember one night in the dining room ... ... **29;210;TOOLONG ... ... andhewassittingnear ourtable with two other officers ? No . The waiter brought him a message , at which point he left . Nothing rings a bell ? Well ... ... Ifirstsawhim that morning in the lobby . He was checking into the hotel ... ... **27;241;TOOLONG with his luggage ... ... totheelevator . He glanced at me as he walked past . Just a glance . Nothing more . But I could hardly ... ... move . That afternoon ... ... Helenawentto themovies with her friend ... ... andyouandImade love . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And yet ... ... atnotime ... ... washeever ... ... outofmy mind . And I thought if he wanted me ... ... evenifit wasonly ... ... foronenight ... ... Iwasreadytogive upeverything . You . Helena . My whole fucking future . Everything . And yet it was weird , because at the same time ... ... **25;270;TOOLONG . And at that moment , my love for you ... ... wasboth ... ... tenderandsad . I barely slept that night ... ... and_i wokeup thenextmorning in a panic . I did n't know whether I was afraid that he had left ... ... orthathe mightstillbethere . But by dinner ... ... Irealizedhe wasgone ... ... and_i was ... ... relieved . Yes , this is Dr . Harford . When did it happen ? I have the address . Thank you . Lou Nathanson just died . I think I have to go over there and show my face . - Hello , Rosa . - Good evening , Dr . Harford . - How is Miss Nathanson ? - Not so good . She 's in the bedroom . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Dr . Harford ... . How good of you to come . I came as soon as I got the message . Thank you . - l ' m so sorry . - Thank you . Your father was ... . He was a very brave man . Oh , thank you . How are you holding up ? I ' m a bit numb . I do n't think it 's really sunk in yet . Would you like to sit down ? It 's so unreal . Daddy had such a good day . His mind was clear , and he remembered so many things . Then he had a little dinner ... ... andhesaidhefelt like taking a nap . I went into the kitchen and talked to Rosa for half an hour at most ... ... **25;297;TOOLONG ... ... Ijustthoughthewasasleep . Then I realized he was n't breathing . From what you 've said ... ... I 'm sureyourfatherdied peacefully in his sleep . Oh , God , I hope so . I think I 've been more afraid of the way it was going to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to phone any of your relatives ? I tried to call my stepmother in London , but she was out . My boyfriend , Carl , is making some calls ... ... andhe'llbe comingoversoon . I think you 've met Carl here a few times . Yes , I remember him . He 's a teacher , is n't he ? A math professor . We ' re going to get married in May . Well , that 's wonderful news . Congratulations . Thank you . Carl has a new teaching appointment at the University of Michigan . We 'll be moving out there soon . Michigan 's a beautiful state . I think you 'll like it a lot . It really could be a wonderful change for you , Marion . Oh , my God , no ... . I love you . I love you . I love you , I love you , I love you . I do n't want to go away with Carl . Marion , I do n't think you realize - - l do . Even if I ' m @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to live near you . Marion , listen to me . Listen to me . You ' re very upset , and I do n't think you realize what you ' re saying . I love you . We barely know each other . We have n't had a single conversation about anything except your father . I love you . That 's probably Carl . Please do n't despise me . - Hello , Rosa . - Hello , Mr . Thomas . - ls she in the bedroom ? - Yes , she is . Thank you . Come in . Darling . I ' m so very sorry . Are you all right ? I ' m okay . - Dr . Harford , good evening . - Good evening , Carl . Thank you very much for coming over here tonight . - lt 's the least I could do . - lt means a lot to us . Thank you . I was actually on my way out . Marion ... ... **27;324;TOOLONG ... ... and_i knowyougavehim great comfort these last months . Thank you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Listen to this . She had a red rose in her mouth . She was doing a Mexican lap dance right in my face . I ' m serious ! I got scars on the back of my neck . What team 's this switch hitter playing for ? - Looks like the pink team . - Look at this faggot ! Hey , watch it , you faggot ! Merry Christmas , Mary ! - Your butt-brothers are back there ! - Prime cut of meat ! You want to take a ride in this fudge-tunnel , you stupid faggot ? You should have tits , you ' re standing so close ! - l got dumps that are bigger than you ! - Come on , macho man ! - You want a piece of this , baby ? - Exit only , honey . Go back to San Francisco where you belong , man ! Excuse me . Do you know what time it is ? Ten past 1 2 . Going anywhere special ? No , I ' m just taking a walk . How 'd @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ m sorry ? Have a little fun ? I just live right down there . Would you like to come inside with me ? Come inside with you ? It 's a lot nicer in there than it is out here . You live in there ? By yourself ? No . I have a roommate , but she 's not home . Hey , it 's okay . Listen , no one will bother us . It 's okay . Come on . Come on . This is it . That 's a nice tree . Sorry about the mess . Maid 's day off . It 's ... ... cozy.lt'sa ... ... cozyplace . It 's okay . Do you suppose we should talk about money ? Yeah , I guess so . That depends on what you want to do . What do you want to do ? What do you recommend ? What do I recommend ? I 'd rather not put it into words . How about you just leave it up to me ? I ' m in your hands . And how does @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I do n't keep track of the time . Thank yoU . Prego , prego . - Grazie . - you 're welcome . If I was Italian , he 'd have answered me in Italian . Shall we ? Excuse me . is everything all right ? I was just wondering if you were going to be much longer ? Listen , it 's a little difficult to talk right now . It could be awhile . Any idea how long ? No , I do n't really know . We ' re still waiting for some relatives to arrive . Well , I ' m gon na go to bed now . Was that Mrs . Dr . Bill ? Do you have to go ? Do I have to go ? I think I do . Are you sure ? Yes , I ' m afraid so . But listen , I want to pay you anyway . How much did you say it was ? Hundred and fifty ? But you know what ? You do n't have to bother about that . No , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You do n't have to . - No , I want to . Really ? Well , thank you very much . Thank you . Would you like a table , or would you like to sit at the bar ? - l 'd like a table . - Please follow me . - Can I take your coat ? - Thank you . Could I get you anything to drink ? - l 'd like a beer . - Certainly . One , two , one-two-three-four . That 's it for tonight , ladies and gentlemen . On the bass , Mr . Larry McVey . On the drums , Kip Fleming . And on the guitar , the one , the only , Mr . Bobby Berman . We 'll be here for the next two weeks , so please do stop by . I ' m Nick Nightingale . Good night . - Nick , that was great . - Thanks . - Nightingale . - Hey , Bill , you made it . I ' m sorry , I got here just as you were finishing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ band sucked tonight anyway . - What are you drinking ? - A vodka and tonic , please . Thank you . So what brings you out at this hour ? - l have a patient in the neighborhood . - You live in the Village ? No , we have an apartment on Central Park West . You ' re married ? Nine years . - Any kids ? - Yes , we have a 7-year-old daughter . How about you ? I 've got a wife and four boys in Seattle . You ' re a long way from home . Well , you got ta go where the work is . Thank you . - ls this your band ? - No , it 's a pick-up band . - Who do you normally play with ? - Anybody , anywhere . I got another gig later tonight . You ' re playing somewhere else tonight ? They only get started around 2 . In the Village ? Believe it or not , I do n't actually know the address yet . You do n't ? No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a different place every time ... ... and_i onlygetit an hour or so before . - A different place every time ? - So far . What 's the big mystery ? Hey , man , I just play the piano . Nick , I ' m sorry . is there something I ' m missing here ? I play blindfolded . What ? I play blindfolded . You ' re putting me on . No , it 's the truth . And the last time , the blindfold was n't on so well . Oh , man . Bill , I have seen one or two things in my life ... ... butnever ... ... neveranythinglikethis ... ... andneversuchwomen . Excuse me . Yes , sir . Yes , sir , this is Nick . I know where that is . Right . Well , I ' m on my way right now . Okay , sir . Thank you . What is this ? It 's the name of a Beethoven opera , is n't it ? It 's the password . The password ? Yeah . Look @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you , Bill . I got ta get going . I got ta go . You know there is no way on earth ... ... thatyouaregoingtoleave here without taking me with you . - Come on , buddy , give me a break . - Nick , I 'll tell you what . I 've already got the password . Just give me the address . I 'll go there by myself ... ... **28;353;TOOLONG between us whatsoever . Listen , let 's just say for one second ... ... thatI waspreparedtodothat . You could n't get in anyway in those clothes . Why not ? Because everyone is always costumed and masked . Where the hell are you gon na get a costume at this hour ? Thanks . Keep the change . Yes ? Who is it ? Peter , this is Bill Harford . I apologize for disturbing you at this hour , but I need your help . Who is it that you want ? I ' m very sorry . I ' m looking for Peter Grenning ... ... theownerof RainbowFashions . What 's your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ m Mr . Grenning 's doctor . you are Grenning 's doctor ? Okay . just a moment . You are looking for Peter Grenning ? Yes , I am . He moved to Chicago over a year ago . He moved to Chicago ? I was n't aware of that . Then are you the present owner of Rainbow Fashions ? Yes , I am . Well , first of all ... ... pleaseletme apologizeagain for disturbing you at this hour , Mr ... . Milich . Mr . Milich . Just to let you know that I really am Dr . Harford ... ... thisismy NewYorkState Medical Board card . Okay , so you are Dr . Harford . If I see Peter , I tell him you were looking for him . Oh , no , wait . Please , please ... . Listen , the reason that I came here tonight was ... . Basically , the reason is that I need a costume . And I 'd be happy to pay you $ 1 00 over the rental price ... ... fortheinconvenience . A hundred @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ $200 ? Two hundred dollars over the rental price ? Come in . Ca n't be too careful these days . Please . is it any special costume you are looking for ? I need a tux , a cloak with a hood and a mask . A cloak with a hood and a mask ? I think we 'll find something for you . Follow me , please . Good . Looks like alive , huh ? - lt 's wonderful . - Come . So what color cloak ? Red , brown , red ? Black . The good doctor would n't like something more colorful ? - l do n't think so . - Clowns , officers , pirates ? No , just the tux , the black cloak -- With a hood and a mask . May I take your coat ? - You are medicine doctor , yes ? - Yes , I am . - l have some problem with my hair . - Your hair ? It 's starting to fall down too fast . I lost , in two weeks , a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Here . You see ? And ? I ' m afraid this really is n't my field . What ? You ca n't help me ? No . You should see a trichologist . It 's a hair specialist . Mr . Milich , I 've obviously left things a bit late tonight . So if you do n't mind - - l ' m in hurry too , to get back to bed . I understand . So black cloak ? Did you hear something ? What is this ? What is it ? What is this ? What on earth is going on here ? ! Milich , I can explain everything . You ! What are you doing here ? I promise I 'll kill you ! And you ! Have you no sense of decency ? Gentlemen , have you no sense of decency ? ! Milich , are you crazy ? We were invited here by the young lady . Young lady ? This is my daughter ! Could n't you see she 's a child ? - You will have to explain to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ whore ! I kill you for this . I promise , I 'll kill you ! I 'll kill you ! Hold on to that girl for me , please ! Milich , this is preposterous . The young lady invited us here . Could n't you see she is deranged ? ! Doctor , I ' m sorry to keep you waiting . Gentlemen , this is now a police matter . You will please stay here until I return . Let us out of here ! That 's out of the question . Doctor , sorry . What color did you say ? - Black ? - Black . Gentlemen , please have the goodness to be quiet for the moment ! Could n't you see I try to serve my customer ? Sorry . And you , little whore , go to bed at once , you depraved creature . I 'll deal with you after I serve this gentleman . You should have a cloak lined with ermine . Okay , that 's $74.50 . Seventy-four fifty . All right . There 's 80 . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'll make that a hundred , if you wait for me . Just let the meter run . I 'll give you the other half plus the meter when I get back . - Okay ? - How long you gon na be ? I do n't know , maybe an hour or more . But maybe only 1 0 minutes . I 'll leave my stuff here in the back . Good evening , sir . Good evening . Can we be of any help ? I suppose you 'd like the password . If you 'd like , sir . Fidelio . Thank you , sir . We 'll run you up to the house . Good evening , sir . Good evening . Password , sir ? Fidelio . Thank you , sir . I ' m not sure what you think you ' re doing . But you do n't belong here . I ' m sorry , but I think you 've mistaken me for someone else . Please ! Do n't be foolish . You must go now . Who are you ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in great danger . You must get away while there 's still a chance . Would you be so good as to excuse us for a moment ? Have you been enjoying yourself ? Well , I 've had a very interesting look around . Do you want to go somewhere a little more private ? Private ? That might be a good idea . Here you are . I 've been looking all over for you . May I borrow him for just a few minutes ? I promise to bring him right back . I do n't think you realize the danger you ' re in now . You ca n't fool them for much longer . You 've got to get away before it 's too late . Why are you telling me this ? It does n't matter . Who are you ? You do n't want to know . But you must go . Now ! Will you come with me ? That 's impossible . Why ? Because it would cost me my life and possibly yours . Let me see your face . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gentleman with the taxi waiting for him ? Yes . Your driver 's at the front door and would urgently like a word with you . Please , come forward . May I have the password , please ? Fidelio . That 's right , sir . That is the password ... ... foradmittance . But may I ask , what is the password for the house ? The password for the house ? I ' m sorry , I ... . I seem to have ... ... forgottenit . That 's unfortunate . Because here , it does n't matter whether you have forgotten it ... ... orifyouneverknew it . You will kindly remove your mask . Now ... ... getundressed . Get undressed ? Remove your clothes . Gentlemen , please ... . Remove your clothes . Or would you like us to do it for you ? Stop ! Let him go . Take me ! I am ready to redeem him . You are ready to redeem him ? Yes . Are you sure you understand what you ' re taking upon yourself ... ... indoingthis @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ warn you ... ... ifyoumakeany furtherinquiries ... ... orifyousay asingleword to anyone ... ... aboutwhatyouhaveseen ... ... therewillbe themost dire consequences for you ... ... andyourfamily . Do you understand ? What is going to happen to that woman ? No one can change her fate now . When a promise has been made here ... ... thereisno turningback . Go ! It 's okay . I ' m sorry . I ' m sorry I woke you up , but I thought you were having a nightmare . Oh , God . I just had such a horrible dream . What time is it ? It 's a little after 4 . Did you just get home ? It took longer than I thought . You must be exhausted . Come on , lie down . What were you dreaming ? Just these weird things . What was it ? It was so weird . Tell me . We were in a deserted city ... ... andourclothesweregone . We were naked ... ... and_i wasterrified ... ... and_i feltashamed . Oh , God ... . And I was angry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ away to go find clothes for us . As soon as you were gone , it was completely different . I felt wonderful . Then I was lying in a beautiful garden ... ... stretchedoutnaked in the sunlight ... ... anda manwalkedout ofthewoods . He was the man from the hotel , the one I told you about . The naval officer . He stared at me ... ... andthenhe justlaughed . He just laughed at me . But that 's not the end ... ... isit ? Why do n't you tell me the rest of it ? It 's too awful . It 's only a dream . He was kissing me ... ... andthenwe weremakinglove . Then there were all these other people around us ... ... hundredsofthem , everywhere . Everyone was fucking . And then I ... . I was fucking other men . So many ... ... Idon'tknowhow manyIwas with . And I knew you could see me in the arms of all these men ... ... justfuckingallthesemen . I wanted to make fun of you ... ... tolaughin your_face . And so I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ been when you woke me up . Shit ! I 'll just have a cup of coffee , please . Anything else ? No , thank you . Excuse me . Do you know when they get in next door at the Sonata caf��� ? ? I think there 's usually someone in the office around 2 or 3 . I do n't suppose , by any chance , you know Nick Nightingale ? He 's playing piano over there right now . Nick Nightingale ? Sure , he comes in here . Look , maybe you can help me ... ... becauseit'simportantthat I get in touch with him . Do you know where he 's staying ? I do n't know if he 'd want me to give out his address . It 's okay , I ' m a doctor . I ' m actually an old friend of his . Well , doctor ... ... **26;383;TOOLONG . Ca n't it wait until then ? To be perfectly honest ... ... it'sa medicalmatter . Some tests . I know he 'll want to know about them as soon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I help you ? Can you please ring Mr . Nightingale 's room for me ? I ' m sorry , sir , Mr . Nightingale has already checked out . He checked out ? - Did he leave a forwarding address ? - No , I ' m afraid not . When did he check out ? About 5:00 this morning . 5:00 ? That 's an early checkout , is n't it ? It is a little on the early side , yeah . Did you notice anything ... ... Idon'tknow ... ... **25;411;TOOLONG ? Unusual ? Hey , you ' re not Five-O , are you ? No , I ' m an old friend of his . Really ? I ' m a doctor . - Well , Bill ... ? - Sure . It 's funny you should ask that question , Bill ... ... becausetherewassomething a little strange ... ... aboutthewayMr . Nightingaleleft . Really ? What was that ? He came in this morning , about 4:30 a.m ... ... withtwomen . Big guys . They were very well-dressed and very well-spoken . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fool around with ... ... ifyouknowwhatImean . Anyways ... ... InoticedMr.Nightingale had a bruise on his cheek . To be perfectly honest , I also thought he looked a little scared . Scared ? He said he wanted to check out . And then he went upstairs to his room with one of the men . The other guy stayed down in the lobby and settled his bill . When they came back , Mr . Nightingale tried to pass me an envelope . But they saw it and took it ... ... andsaidthatany mail or messages for him ... ... **25;438;TOOLONG properly authorized to do so . And then they just took him off in a car . Do you have any idea where they went ? No , not a clue . I certainly appreciate your help . Anytime , Bill . Oh , the good doctor ! - Was your outfit a success ? - Yes , it was . Thank you . Good , good . Tuxedo . Cloak . Shoes . I think you forgot the mask . It 's not there ? Maybe you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so . I must have lost it . Could you put it on the bill , please ? Sure . Here we are . That was 1 50 for the rental , 200 you said for my trouble ... ... 25forthemask . Sorry ... . Three hundred seventy-five . Yes , dear ? Come , come . Would you like to say hello to Dr . Harford ? Thank you , Mr . Milich . I 'll call you soon . Goodbye , gentlemen . - Merry Christmas and happy New Year ! - And you too . Well , Dr . Harford ... ... hereisyourreceipt . I ' m tearing up your deposits ... ... andthanksforthe business . Mr . Milich , last night ... ... youweregoingtocall thepolice . Things change . We have come to another arrangement . And by the way , if the good doctor should ever want anything again ... ... anythingatall ... ... itneedn'tbe acostume . Come in . - Tuna salad and black coffee . - Thanks . Listen , how 's my afternoon looking ? I think it 's just Mrs . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Well , something 's come up , and I ' m not going to be able to see them . Please ask Dr . Miller if he can fit them in . Otherwise , just apologize ... - ... andmakenewappointments . - Sure . And please call the garage and have them get my car out in half an hour . No problem . Any calls for me ? Dr . Sanders and Mrs . Shapiro . - Hey , gang . - Hi , Daddy . Look , I got all these right . You got all of those right ? Every single one of them ? That 's good . You hungry ? Sort of . Want to eat at 7 ? Seven ? Listen , can we make that earlier ? I have some appointments at the office . You have to go out again tonight ? I ' m afraid so . Daddy , am I gon na get a puppy for Christmas ? We 'll see about that , okay ? He could be a watchdog ... . We 'll see . Come on , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , we have Joe . And Joe has $2.50 . And Mike has $ 1 .75 . Joe has how much more money than Mike ? $0.75 ? So is it gon na be a subtraction or an addition ? " " How much more " " means that it would be a subtraction . Yeah , because you ' re going to be taking . Right . And there were all these other people around Us . hundreds of them , everywhere . Everyone was fucking . And then I ... . I was fucking other men . So many I do n't know how many I was with . Keep the change . Merry Christmas . What is it ? Domino ? No , she 's not in . Are you expecting her back soon ? No , I ' m not . I have something for her . Can I leave this with you ? Just a minute . Can I say who it 's from ? Well , just tell her it 's from ... ... Bill . You ' re Bill ? The Bill ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Well , I suppose I am . Domino said how nice you were to her . Did she ? Why do n't you come in for a second ? Sure . I ' m Sally . Hello , Sally . So do you have any idea when you expect Domino back ? I have no idea . You have no idea ? To be perfectly honest , she may not even be coming back . She may not even be coming back ? I ... . You ... ? I think there 's something that I should tell you . Really ? But I just do n't know . I do n't know . You do n't know ? Well , what is it ? I do n't know whether to tell you this . Why do n't you have a seat ? Let 's sit down . - l do n't quite know how to say this . - You do n't quite know how ? Well , considering that you were with Domino last night ... ... Ithinkit wouldbeonly fair toyou to let you know ... ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anditwasHlV-positive . HlV-positive ? I am very , very sorry to hear that . I mean , it 's absolutely devastating . Listen , can I offer you anything ? A cup of coffee maybe ? No , thank you . I think ... ... maybeI ' dbetterbe going . - Taxi ! - Off duty . I 'll just have a cappuccino , please . I 'll bring it over to you . Thank you . - Good evening . - Good evening . I ' m Dr . Harford . One of my patients was admitted this morning . Miss Amanda Curran . Could you please give me her room number ? Certainly , doctor . Her name again ? Curran . Amanda Curran . C-U-R-R-A-N ? Miss Amanda Curran ? That 's right . I ' m sorry , doctor . Miss Curran died this afternoon . She died this afternoon ? Yes , at 3:45 p.m . I ' m sorry . because it could cost me my life and possibly yours . Yes , this is Dr . Harford . Tonight ? No , no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be there in about 20 minutes . Come in . Bill , I appreciate you coming . Sorry to drag you out here . - Let me have your coat . - l was out anyway . Thank you . How about a drink ? - Are you having one ? - Sure . What would you like ? Just a little scotch . Good . How do you take it ? Neat ? Please . That was a terrific party the other night . - Alice and I had a wonderful time . - Well , good . It was great seeing you both . Cheers . Were you playing ? No , I was just knocking a few balls around . - Beautiful scotch . - That 's a 25-year-old . - l 'll send you over a case . - No , please . Why not ? You feel like playing ? No , thanks . You go ahead , I 'll watch . I was just ... . Listen ... . The reason I asked you to come over is ... ... Ineedto talktoyou about something @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And I have to be completely frank . What kind of problem are you having ? It is n't a medical problem . Actually ... ... itconcernsyou . I know what happened last night . And I know what 's been going on since then . And I think you just might ... ... havethewrongidea about one or two things . I ' m sorry , Victor , I ... . What in the hell are you talking about ? Please , Bill , no games . I was there . At the house . I saw everything that went on . What the hell did you think you were doing ? I could n't even begin to imagine ... ... howyou'dheardaboutit ... ... letalonegotyourself through the door . Then I remembered seeing you with that prick piano player ... ... **29;465;TOOLONG , at my party . And it did n't take much to figure out the rest . It was n't Nick 's fault . It was mine . Of course it was Nick 's fault . If he had n't mentioned it to you , none of this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people ... ... andhe'smademelook like a complete asshole . What can I say ? I had ... ... absolutely ... ... noideayouwereinvolved in any way . I know you did n't , Bill . But I also know that you ... . You went to Nick 's hotel this morning ... ... andtalkedto thedeskclerk . How do you know that ? Because I had you followed . You had me followed ? Okay , okay , I ' m sorry . All right ? I owe you an apology . This was for your own good , believe me . I know what the desk clerk told you . But what he did n't tell you is ... ... alltheydidwas put Nick on a plane to Seattle . By now he 's probably back with his family ... ... bangingMrs.Nick . The clerk said he had a bruise on his face . Okay , he had a bruise on his face . That 's a hell of a lot less than he deserves . I do n't think you realize what kind of trouble you were in last night . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not just ordinary people there . If I told you their names - - l ' m not gon na tell you their names ... ... butifIdid , I do n't think you 'd sleep so well . Was it the second password ? is that what gave me away ? Yes , finally . But not because you did n't know it . It 's because there was no second password . Of course it did n't help a whole lot that those people arrive in limos ... ... andyoushowedupinataxi . Or that they found the receipt from the rental house in your coat ... ... madeoutto you-know-who . There was a woman there ... ... whotriedto warnme . I know . Do you know who she was ? She was a hooker . Sorry , but ... ... that'swhatshewas . A hooker . Suppose l told you ... ... thateverythingthat happened to you there ... ... thethreats , thegirl'swarnings ... ... **26;496;TOOLONG ... ... supposeI saidthatall ofthat ... ... wasstaged . That it was a kind of charade . That it was fake . Fake ? Yes . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ In plain words ... ... toscarethelivingshit outofyou . To keep you quiet about where you 'd been ... ... andwhatyou'dseen . Have you seen this ? Yes , I have . I saw her body in the morgue . Was she the woman at the party ? She was . The woman lying dead in the morgue ... ... wasthewomanattheparty . Well , Victor , maybe I ' m missing something here . You called it a fake , a charade . Do you mind telling me what kind of fucking charade ... ... **29;524;TOOLONG ? Okay , Bill , let 's cut the bullshit . All right ? You 've been way out of your depth for the last 24 hours . You want to know what kind of charade ? I 'll tell you exactly what kind . That whole play-acted , " " take me " " phony sacrifice ... ... **28;555;TOOLONG had nothing to do with her real death . Nothing happened after you left that had n't happened to her before . She got her brains fucked out . Period . When they took her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She was a junkie . She OD 'd . There was nothing suspicious . Her door was locked from the inside . The police are happy . End of story . Come on . lt was always gon na be just a matter of time with her . Remember , you told her so yourself . You remember , the one with the great tits who OD 'd in my bathroom ? Listen , Bill , nobody killed anybody . Someone died . lt happens all the time . But life goes on . It always does ... ... untilitdoes n't . But you know that , do n't you ? I 'll tell you everything . I 'll tell you everything . Helena 's gon na be up soon . She 's expecting us to take her Christmas shopping today . That 's nice . I could put Sabrina in here . It 's really pretty . It 's old-fashioned . He 's big . I hope Santa Claus gets me one of these for Christmas . You do ? Well , you ' re gon na have to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do ? What do I think we should do ? Look , Mommy ! What do I think ? I do n't know . I mean , maybe ... . Maybe I think ... ... weshouldbe grateful . Grateful ... ... thatwe'vemanagedto survive through all of our ... ... adventures ... ... whethertheywerereal ... ... oronlyadream . Are you sure of that ? Am I sure ? Only as sure as I am ... ... thattherealityofonenight ... ... letalonethatofa wholelifetime ... ... caneverbe thewholetruth . And no dream is ever ... ... justa dream . The important thing is ... ... we'reawakenow ... ... andhopefully ... ... fora longtimetocome . Forever . Forever ? Forever . Let 's not use that word . You know ? It frightens me . But I do love you ... ... andyouknow ... ... **29;585;TOOLONG ... ... thatweneed to do as soon as possible . What 's that ? Fuck .

@@5213241 [piano_music_playing] [Nacole] : I dropped her off at school that morning like I always do , and expected to pick her up about 5:30 from track practice . [Kubiiki] She snuck out of the house with her friends to a back-to-school party . They ended up at a Hardees not too far from where I was living . Later that afternoon , about four o'clock , I got a phone call from one of her friends , and he said that he had a note for me , telling us that she loved us and she needed to leave and go find herself . One went back home , the other young lady got into a car with several men , and M.A . did not want to get into that car . And that is when a [woman] approached her , told her that she was going to help her to get back home . And what she did was she ... brought her into a life of hell . [Jessica_Chastain] [Kubiiki] 's daughter , M.A . , who is 13 , and [Nacole] 's daughter , J.S . , who is 15 , are now among the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hours of dropping off the radar , thousands of them will be sex trafficked . A polite term for being repeatedly raped . This is the story of the girls and their parents , and their fight against a legal and political system which protects a website earning millions of dollars a year . A website where children are bought and sold , with little more than a click of a mouse . [Kubiiki] It was the third link from the top . It had stars and hearts . And it said , " Young and new . " But those stars and the hearts caught my attention . And so I clicked it and ... there was the pictures of my daughter . I called and asked to purchase the services myself . [Kubiiki] We got her back , but she was addicted to drugs . She had been very abused . She ran away two more times . I said , " Why are you running away ? " And she said , " Well , mom , I have to go and get these pills . " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And that 's when I learned about the other things that , you know , that she had shot her ... Next thing you know , boom . [Kubiiki] My daughter was stabbed and burned , and her head shaved , and she was beaten . The trafficker was prosecuted . She was given a five-year sentence . She was held responsible for her part of the crime . M.A . Once I told her about all the pain and suffering that I went through and that I wanted revenge , she also did . [Kubiiki] For the company that assisted by advertising my 13-year-old child for sale , they were not held responsible . We used it for buying and selling couches , TVs , video games . I just never knew that there were also humans for sale . She calls them repeatedly , asking them to remove the pictures of her 13-year-old daughter , which still remain online . They refuse . This sets [Kubiiki] on a collision course with Federal Judges , special interest groups , and corporate money , all clinging to a law which @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ things online , including the purchase and sale of children . Because her daughter 's photos are still online , [woman] Pedroli and Gauthier , how may I help you ? [Robert] I believe we were the first people to sue Backpage on behalf of a trafficked minor . [Kubiiki] I was thinking that everyone that played a part in the damage to my child should be held responsible . And that meant everyone . [Robert] We would find pornographic pictures of sexual acts , and it was all open and obvious . It does n't take much common sense to figure out what the deal really is . [Yiota] That number is just the tip of the iceberg . It is a crime that happens against children in every neighborhood , in every city and state in the country . I think I was like anybody else that hears about it for the first time . There 's that disbelief . There is no possible way this is true , because this is the United States . It 's an incredibly profitable , as horrifying as it is to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're a drug trafficker , you can sell drugs once . You 're a human trafficker , you can sell a kid over and over and over again . A lot of the data on underage trafficking is very difficult . And there 's numbers all over the place . We think it 's around the 100,000 mark . Twelve to fifteen percent of the kids we serve were victims of human trafficking . There are estimates out there that 1.6 million homeless kids are out on the street at any given time . You could be talking about 100 , 150,000 kids who have been victims of human trafficking . Our kids are not visible . The number could be even higher . [Jessica] These children , who were once visible on street corners , are now quickly , efficiently , and anonymously sold online . Wherever you look , however you slice it , the numbers are huge . And the demand is huge . [Yiota] The majority of children that we see trafficked online have been trafficked on Backpage . [Jessica] Across the country in Seattle , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to locate her own daughter , J.S . , who is 15 years old . [Nacole] Forty-five days into it , I got a phone call from her . It was my birthday . She called to tell me that she loved me . It 's kind of a blur . I was just ... in shock . I just could n't believe what was happening . My first instinct as a dad , you want to go out and look . You feel out of control . Hopeless . I went out and started searching every day . I was becoming angrier and angrier . I could n't stop the tapes in my mind , the ... I could n't stop thinking about what was possibly happening to her . I was really frightened for her and I was determined to find her . [Nacole] She told us that she was being hurt , that she was n't a good daughter , she was n't a good person , and that we would n't want her . [Nacole] You do n't know whether she 's alive or dead , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ [Tom] I went to every bad neighborhood and I went to motels . I canvassed where I thought they could have her . It was really hard . [Nacole] I remember a detective called sometime after the 45-day mark and asked for dental records , and you can only assume that they 're trying to identify a body . [Tom] Every day that it went on , I just got more angry . Then I went to the liquor store I grabbed a bottle , and I started drinking . And that 's how I dealt with it . She started advocating , and doing advocacy work . And praying . I was the opposite . I was angry . I wanted to hurt a pimp . That 's what I wanted to do . I wanted to get even . [Jessica] In September of 2010 , several months after filing the lawsuit , [Kubiiki] 's attorney , [Robert] Pedroli , receives a phone call from Village Voice Media , the parent company of Backpage . They contacted me to feel me out , and to tell me what wonderful @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cool guys from Greenwich Village , and what did I know about that . The conversation swings around to , you know , " What are you guys looking for ? You looking for a little settlement ? " We might be able to get you a little settlement to help the girl out . " And I told him , " I doubt that that would work . " It was n't about the money , it was just about the anger . [Robert] At that point in time , they issued a press release talking about how we 're just looking for a payday . That was not what we were looking for . We were looking to prevent them from doing what they were doing by having a judgment rendered against them . [Nacole] I did n't even recognize her . She had long , beautiful brown hair and now she had very short , choppy red hair . She had different clothes on . On the ride home she told us that she had been raped and sold . As bad as it was having her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ coming from your 15-year-old child . It was devastating . It took me a long time to realize that I was n't at fault for what happened to me . [Nacole] I do n't think everybody goes through life thinking about child sex trafficking in the United States . I know for me I did n't , not until it happened to my family . I always believed it was something that happened in foreign countries . You hear about it on the news . But to find out that it happened in my own backyard and that it can happen to the most normal of families and the most normal of children , and how quickly it could happen . That 's when I decided to take up the fight I am on a mission . And in recent weeks , we 've reported on growing pressure by law enforcement officials and anti-sex trafficking groups for Backpage to shut down its adult services section , the section where authorities say underage girls are sometimes sold for sex . [Jessica] In October of 2010 , Craigslist shuts down its adult @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Backpage offers to meet with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children , or NCMEC , to discuss the issue of child sex trafficking . Well , there was a period of years where NCMEC representatives and Backpage representatives met fairly frequently . We wanted to suggest ways that they can improve the site and try to get rid of trafficking . [Yiota] Backpage would always ask us what more they could do , was always in discussions exploring those options with us . [Jessica] One of Backpage 's solutions was to hire moderators . Their plan was to review every sex ad , every adult ad , to screen for potential illegality . [garbled_voice] We had a list of words that we went by that were not supposed to be used in the ads . The moderation rules and banned term list changed often . On an average eight-hour day , I would go through seven to eight hundred ads . A lot of times , I felt like we were flying by the seat of our pants . [Jessica] In St . Louis , [Kubiiki] 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it was first filed . Backpage argued that [Kubiiki] 's case should be dismissed under Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act , or CDA , a law which was enacted by Congress in 1996 . The CDA , put in place when the Internet was just beginning , protects websites from being sued for content that third parties might post . Some courts have ruled that this immunity also covers illegal content . I was well aware of the immunity created by Congress under Section 230 , although it had not been applied against sexual trafficking cases . The law simply says , as a website operator , I am not responsible as the publisher of what people are putting up on my website . We argued , even if that 's true , we 're not suing you solely as a publisher or developer of that content . We 're suing you because you 've created this highly-focused , honed website that facilitates prostitution . We thought anybody can understand this . We lost the case , and it was because of the Communication Decency Act . [Robert] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ United States to allow for the unfettered growth of the Internet . She was torn up . [Jessica] At the same time Backpage wins its case in St . Louis , [Nacole] takes steps to file her own lawsuit against Backpage in Seattle . [Nacole] I knew that there had been a trial out of Missouri , so my first thought was to contact that attorney and see how it was going over there . He was n't going to appeal the case . He said that I should try to contact a different attorney . At that point , I pulled out the phone book and I started contacting attorneys . I was turned down by several . They told me it was too big . I believe they were probably scared by what had happened in Missouri . Did n't want to take it on . [Nacole] When I first arrived at [Erik] 's office , it 's this little , tiny , house-looking thing . I remember walking in and I sat in just , like , a little side chair , and my mother was nervous @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what kind of an attorney operates out of what looks to be a house turned into a law office ? " [interviewer] What was your first impression of [Erik] ? He was short . [both_laughing] Everybody thought and told me that we were going to lose , 99 to 1 , we 're gon na lose . He does n't just take no as an answer . [Erik] Well , at first I thought , this is insurmountable . And I just disagreed with them , completely . How is it possibly legal that a company makes millions of dollars every year helping pimps sell human sex trafficking victims , including children . Why would Congress ever grant immunity to a company that engages in conduct like this ? J.S . And he said , " Let 's do this . Let 's stop Backpage for what they 've done to you . " And he was on board from day one . [Erik] She was right out of seventh grade , and she was trafficked for a long time . And very heavily . Getting raped on a daily @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at these seventh grade kids any way they want . And that happens . And it 's real . [Lisa] Of the kids that we serve , almost half of them are meeting their exploiters online . They 're using well-known and sophisticated recruitment and grooming tactics . Love , charm , and violence . And fear . Fear comes with violence . They 'll have a spotter . Maybe in a mall . Fast-food places like Burger King and McDonald 's . If they see any low self-esteem , or they 're holding their head down they 're walking , and they do n't make eye contact , those are the one's that they go after . Frankly what we see most frequently is seduction . [interviewer] You used seduction , you used love . Did you -- I would n't say love , but I used seduction . Until she feels like this person 's her whole world . The easiest way tocontrol these girls is through the use of narcotics . And what we primarily see is meth and heroin . Which they call the leash . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . We 're looking at economic instability , we 're looking at housing instability . [interviewer] What do you tell her to watch out for ? A guy that 's talking about he 's gon na solve all your problems . Who in the world can do that ? [Kate] For a lot of folks that trade sex , very often it 's the least shitty of a lot of shittier options . [interviewer] How much money did any of these women make ? - How much did you make ? - It was n't their money , it was mine . I made an undetermined amount of money that was not their money . Do n't play with my money . Ever . [Swanee] When you step back and you look at the dynamics , this is nothing less than modern day slavery . You 're just a product . Backpage is the Walmart of human trafficking . It 's the public square . [crowd_chanting] Shut it down ! Shut it down ! Shut it down ! Shut it down ! Shut it down ! [Jessica] By the Spring @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on Backpage . [Liz] My name is [Liz] McDougall , and I am here on behalf of Village Voice Media Holdings , I did not join Village Voice and Backpage and to defend a company for engaging in illegal activity for profit . I came with their commitment that I had the power and the free reign to figure out the best ways to fight trafficking online -- I think hat you 're missing is that you are a key part of the problem . [Liz] I do n't deny that Backpage is part of the problem , but the problem is the internet . [Julissa] You 're making a profit off these pimps , putting these girls on your website . I have to tell you this is something ... This is the fourth hearing that I have , and I 've said this throughout this afternoon . [Julissa] Every one of my hearings , Backpage is mentioned . [Liz] I 'd like to have a dialog with you , not a confrontation and not an argument - - [Julissa] This is a hearing , so I 'm questioning @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anybody else to help in the fight - - [Melissa] I want to just stop ... You 're talking about being genuine . You need to be transparent and accountable . If you 're not gon na do that , then really you 're not being truthful . Are you thinking about setting up a drug dealing section [Liz] I refuse to answer that question . How about a gun trading or weapons trading section . I 'm sorry , are we here to have a sarcastic back and forth , or would you like to exchange useful information ? [Brad] So far you have n't given us any information You have n't given us any information on your profits . You get up there and make statements . The way a hearing works is that we ask tough questions . Yes , that 's how it works . [Liz] You 're welcome to ask tough questions , but you have to give me the opportunity to reply fully , and you 've interrupted me twice . I 'd appreciate it if you 'd let me answer fully . My @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for Missing and Exploited Children . We 're actually very proud . We 've been praised by that organization , the CEO of that organization , for the 2600 reports that we have made . [Jessica] NCMEC has a slightly different view of its interactions with Backpage . My impression was , they were more interested in using an association with the National Center to clean up their public image . [Yiota] It became apparent to us at NCMEC that Backpage likely would not be adopting any of the measures that we recommended . Discussions with [Carl] Ferrer , Backpage 's CEO , often surrounded the fact that his moderators were making reports about ads that depicted possible children being exploited . [man] I saw an ad for a young lady that looked like she could have been 14 or 15 at least once a week . [woman] And we would ask him repeatedly , " Why are those ads still online ? " There was an enormous amount of activity that people were undertaking to try to mobilize a response against Backpage . Good evening , everyone . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we begin tonight with Keeping Them Honest in a corner of the internet that 's accused of being a marketplace for pimps to peddle prostitution and exploit young women . Fifty-one attorneys general in the United States want it shut down . So do 19 US senators , 600 religious leaders , and nearly a quarter million people who have already signed a petition . Pressure on the website has been building for months . We 're doing everything to impede prostitution , to impede the exploitation of women , children , sex trafficking . The internet is , unfortunately , the vehicle for this . We are trying to be the sheriff . [woman] If you saw your daughter in this , like this , what -- I would be horrified , and I 'm horrified for those mothers , and my heart goes out to those mothers and to their daughters . I 'd like to know how she feels about who should be held responsible . So , if it was her child , who do you think should be responsible ? If those were your child @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ information out there , Collects her paycheck , and somehow she sleeps at night . And I do n't know how she does it . I want to just shake her and make her understand . But I know maybe coins and dollars might fall out . We are here to demand an end to sex trafficking and we 're not going away . [Margaret] Village Voice had a strong reputation , you know , for fighting corruption , and for them right now to be doing this , and in some way promoting sex trafficking because you allowing these ads to happen is really unfortunate . The Voice played a role in New York City 's journalism that was unequaled . Everybody on the left in New York read it , it was the Bible of a movement . As the press should , it 's part of our mandate to bait politicians and check their power . That 's what we 're supposed to do . It was a paper that dealt with the issues you cared about . Not until fairly recently , I got ta say @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to the Phoenix-based New Times , an alternative newspaper chain co-founded by [Michael] Lacey and owned by [Jim] Larkin . The New Times , like The Village Voice , had a tradition of progressive , anti-establishment reporting . [Tom] I called them the cowboys from Phoenix . But I did n't understand how their business operation worked . When we learned about Backpage , it was on the Internet . It was n't something that we could see , it was n't in the paper . The revenue coming in was completely off the books in terms of what we could see . We 'd always had personal ads and display ads which were massage parlors . [Richard] Some of them were for prostitutes , but a lot of them were just people offering invitations to sex . Adults and their sexual practices and preferences is one thing . [Tom] When we found out about Backpage , there was something else entirely going on there . People are actually , apparently , trafficking young girls . Immediately , Lacey and his people started talking about how they believed in prostitution @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ day long . That is freedom of speech . They were looking for a journalistic cover for what they were doing . But it is illegal to sell children for sex . Period . It 's child abuse . My father , Norman Mailer , was one of three people that started this paper . And it 's very hard for me to be up here today because I 've always loved The Village Voice . So , to the owners of the Village Voice Media , you hold the legacy of this paper in your hands . Please , do the right thing . Take it down . [Jessica] That same month in Seattle , [Nacole] begins a telephone campaign to her state senators on behalf of Senate Bill 6251 , which would require websites to obtain age verification for sex ads . The goal is to ensure that children are not being advertised online . I did hear you say about the First Amendment , and I 'm asking " whose voice are we protecting ? " Are you protecting the website that makes millions ? These girls @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ their voice . [Rob] Washington State enacted a first-of-its-kind statute because of the number of reports we had of underage girls And when that bill passed , I was so proud . I was proud of the State of Washington . They are going to push back . But let them push . The State of Washington passed a law that 's set to take effect today that would require Backpage to verify the ages of the people advertising in the adult services section . It 's designed to prevent children from being advertised online . [Liz] That 's something that we 've been exploring for months and are continuing to explore . When you 're talking about the internet -- What does that mean , " continuing to explore " ? You guys have been in business for a very long time . There have been plenty of people who have wanted you to do this before . This is n't the first time you 've ever considered this idea . So why not just be able to say , " Yeah , we 're gon na do this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ if that 's the right thing to do . Money is not the issue . The issue is how do you functionally implement this . If you have any knowledge and understanding of how the internet works , it 's a practical impossibility in the internet realm . Now , I 'm clearly not an internet expert , but I 'm not an idiot . Clearly to me , it seems to be this is an issue of money . was gon na do everything in their power to make sure that this bill was n't signed . [Jessica] Backpage argues that Senate Bill 6251 would violate Section 230 of the CDA . That they have no responsibility for third party postings . The court agrees , and the bill dies . ? There 's a lady ? ? Such a lady ? ? With perfect etiquette ? ? She can cook An eight-course meal ? ? And never break a sweat ? ? Happy blessings to you God blessings to you ? Mommy ! Mom ! J.S . I wanted to blame myself for my dad 's drinking , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ emotional breakdown . [Tom] There 's not a handbook to tell you what happens when your daughter is raped , and all these things happen . J.S . I wanted to blame myself even for the [man] who had taken me . You know , I wanted to blame myself for that . You 're walking around the house with an 800-pound elephant in the room that nobody talks about . All the time my daughter has been traumatized beyond imagine . And we had been traumatized . We did n't know how to deal with it . And we did n't know how to help her deal with it . I was just trying to hold it together as best I could . Trying to wrap my head around how you take a child that was a soccer star , a violinist , and 36 hours later , she 's being sold on a website . My favorite hobbies are soccer and violin . My favorite song is Crank That by Soulja Boy . When I grow up , I 'd like to be a doctor . [Tom] Something @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . [Jessica] In September of 2012 , Village Voice owners , [Michael] Lacey and [Jim] Larkin decide to spin Backpage off into a separate company . They leave The Village Voice , but elect to stay with Backpage . They could n't walk away from the real money . [Tom] Here are these guys who had presented themselves to us as like , " We really care about journalism . We really care about the news . " And they decided to go with this money for this absolutely atrocious sex marketing operation that they were running . who forever have tried to say , " We fight for media rights and we fight for free speech , " when they decided to divert from Village Voice , they said " We 're staying with Backpage . " Do n't tell me you 're not in it for the money . Dealing with Lacey and listening to all this jive about how he was such a hard-nosed journalist . " we broke a lot of stories , " stuff like that , and then to see him walk away from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ history of 20th century journalism to go into the sex ad thing just seemed like , " wow , [man] , the world is more messed up than I thought . " It 's also possible to look at this in , really , just a slightly different way , which is just as sad , maybe even sadder . It 's possible that Mike Lacey actually did believe in good journalism and that that 's why he created an alternative newspaper empire . But what 's really sad is in the end , he would prefer to own Backpage than to own a real newspaper . [man] It must have been hard to let go because you guys had run the thing for so long , for a decade . [Michael] Well , I do think it is difficult to let go , but believe me , the people we worked with were happy to have us let go . [Jessica] By the end of 2012 , public pressure on Backpage seems to evaporate , even though it continues to dominate the market for sex ads . [Brad] There @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a little bit . And as long as these massive facilitators exist , we 're falling short as a field of where we need to get to . [Jessica] In March of 2013 , Backpage files a motion asking the court to dismiss [Nacole] 's case . [Nacole] I would n't say I 'm an expert today , but one of the issues that we 're having is Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act of 1996 . Somewhere in that bill , The reason Congress enacted Section 230 in the first place was because of a lawsuit filed by Stratton Oakmont , the boiler-room securities operation founded by Jordan Belfort , better known as The Wolf of Wall Street . - The show goes on ! - Yeah ! This is my home ! They 're gon na need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here . Fuck them ! A bulletin board , by the name of Prodigy , this was the very early days of the internet , accepted a post from one of their members that basically said that Belfort , Porush and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ were criminals . [Jessica] The court found that Prodigy was liable for its failure to remove the comments posted about Stratton Oakmont , and Belfort 's firm won the case . This decision meant that the courts , before the CDA was enacted , found that websites could be responsible for third party content posted on their sites . [Erik] If Facebook were to get sued every time a fifth grade kid said something bad about their teacher , there 'd be a lot of unnecessary lawsuits . And that law created a safe harbor for people who act as a conduit for internet content . [Emma] Primarily , to the benefit of the vast majority of websites that have nothing to do with illegal content . The most ironic thing is that the postings were true , because Belfort and others from Stratton Oakmont pled guilty to manipulating that particular security . [woman] And who chased Belfort ? Well , that would be me . [Erik] One of the theories we have is that Backpage is , in fact , in a conspiracy with the pimps , that the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ human sex trafficking , but in fact , are designed to be a guide to pimps to allow them to design an ad which helps them evade law enforcement . So , instead of saying , " Come here , and we 'll sell you sex for $100 , " these ads will say something more innocuous like , " Face down , ass up , come see Tasha , $80 specials . " There 's an entire system of code words like " fresh " or " off the boat " that are supposed to indicate that someone 's under-aged . Everybody who 's in the industry and who 's buying knows exactly what those signals mean . [Jessica] Emojis are a new visual language . So , a rose is not a rose , and an umbrella has nothing to do with rain . It 's code . [man] You could n't have 30 minutes . However , you could say HH , which means half hour . Without saying it was okay , it was basically known that this code is okay . You know , emojis @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , the little water signs , " no umbrellas , " that was allowed . [woman] And what would that mean ? [man] No condoms . I do n't think a lot of us stopped and thought , " This could be our sister or our brother . " It did n't particularly hit home for me until I started realizing that this could have been me . Yeah . [Jane's_mother] I dropped her off at her friend 's house and she was to be home right after the mall closed . I contacted the police , I contacted the FBI . I started calling some of the numbers on her phone log and I had two men tell me that they got my daughter 's phone number from Backpage . All three of our clients were about 15 years old We say that they are engaged in affirmative conduct which directly violates a criminal statute , The Trafficking Victims Protection Act . [Jane's_mother] They 're saying they 're not responsible for what people put on their website . It goes much deeper than that . What 's on their @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people . When these ads involving kids are posted , the responses from potential customers start coming in within seconds . [man] The ad would be live until it got approved , anywhere from 30 seconds to two hours . [Tom] There are customers who are seeing those kids before the moderation ever occurs . It was easy to use Backpage because you 're sitting alone at home , at your own leisure , and it was almost like shopping on Amazon . One of our plaintiffs told us , " People used to order me on Backpage as easily as you can order a pizza . " [John] I had got addicted to watching porn . It was like a gateway drug . [woman] Did you ever purchase sex from a minor ? No . I agreed to . That 's what I got was arrested for . [woman] Because you got arrested , I 'm assuming your wife found out . - [John] Yes . - [woman] How about your kids ? [John] My youngest one ran in the bathroom and threw up . In the US , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ illegal commercial sex . They 're white . They 're married . They live in the suburbs and they have children . They are n't the people you would guess . I 've had from priests , from lawyers to politicians . Many men who buy sex do n't realize the harm they 're causing . I want it to be clear and known that my daughter , [Jane] Doe , was raped . [Jessica] The three [Jane] Doe victims in Boston are represented by Ropes Gray , one of the oldest and most prestigious law firms in the country . Our goal is to establish that Backpage is responsible for what has happened to these kids . There are a number of things that Backpage does that enables these pimps to more successfully traffic victims . Allowing them to use prepaid credit cards , and to post phone numbers not as numerical digits but by spelling certain digits out . Like 251 can be T-W-O and then the number five and the O-N-E . And what that does is obstructs the ability for law enforcement to track down phone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Bitcoin . [John] Also , we alleged that Backpage initiated a scheme to deceive law enforcement while they increased their market share to become a dominant player . One of the things that they did as part of that strategy , is that they hired general counsel , [Liz] McDougall , to portray themselves as a company that was engaged in an effort to police the internet . And they hired her to become , in effect , the face of the company . [Carol] I met [Liz] McDougall when I was Deputy Mayor for the City of New York , and she was so lovely , and she was so credible . As she told me of all the things that they did to protect children . I think they called themselves , " The Sheriff of the Internet . " Okay , boys , fun is over . [Carol] Now , I had just gotten a new iPad and so then I stopped and I said , " I think I 'm about to buy a 13-year-old . " How do you explain this ? " [Penny] And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ trafficking . Particularly child trafficking . And she was , " Oh , my . Let me see that . That 's a mistake . Something went wrong . We 're going to fix that . " That is bullshit . I unfortunately have to say that Backpage 's legal strategy has been very effective . It 's a mystery to me that Backpage keeps winning , and that Backpage keeps winning in such grand style . Very expensive lawyers , cloaking themselves in the First Amendment and Section 230 . As far as a legal strategy , I guess it 's brilliant , ' cause it has worked . But is it right ? No . It 's not right . [Jessica] In Seattle , a hearing is scheduled in [Nacole] 's case , nearly two years after it was originally filed . The Washington State Supreme Court will decide whether Section 230 of the CDA should protect Backpage . NCMEC , which is no longer in discussions with Backpage , files a brief in support of [Nacole] 's case , along with Covenant House , Shared Hope , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the brief , given your history with Backpage ? No . [all_laughing] [Jason] He reached out to us and asked if we 'd be willing to help him This is maybe the most important case that we handle in our legal career . We 're looking at the CDA to figure out , you know , how do we get around this ? There 's 300-plus cases out there going the other way . [man] Everyone wanted to do the oral argument , that 's always kind of the cherry on top of the ice cream there . Initially , I thought a more seasoned appellate lawyer should do it . [Erik] I 'm essentially a street lawyer when it gets right down to it . [Michael] [Erik] was adamant that he wanted to argue the case , and we talked about it . He 's stubborn . One stubborn guy . They ended up deciding that , you know , I could go ahead and do the oral argument . [Nacole] I remember being at the courthouse , and there were people outside holding signs and I thought , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I mean , this is the Supreme Court . I mean , it 's huge . [Erik] I was amped . [Tom] and I went off alone , and prayed . J.S . , S.L . , and L.C . versus Village Voice Media Holdings , LLC . May it please the court , my name is [Jim] Grant , I 'm here on behalf of the petitioners , Congress made a clear policy choice in enacting Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act , and the choice was to preserve free speech on the internet , Congress decided to give online service providers immunity for their actions for content posted by third parties . The point is that when that third party posts online , you can not sue the website . The attorneys for Backpage did their normal argument that they 're here to protect children , and that they are protected under the CDA . [Steven] Your client would n't say with a straight face that it 's unaware that escort services is really something else most of the time . [Jim] I would say that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the internet and that there have been occasions when other things have occurred . [Emma] The kind of protection that 230 provides , it is a blanket immunity , and this can seem extreme in some cases . You know , the more extreme you take a hypothetical , the more questionable it can seem . If you are making a living off of snuff films because you are attracting that as your content to your website , and that 's what you 're making your money doing . It 's like a partner in crime , if you will . May it please the court . My name is [Erik] Bauer , and I represent the minor respondents in this matter . [Faith] When [Erik] stood up to argue , I was feeling elated . We had been preparing for so long , and it was just time . I 've never seen him get so emotionally involved in a case . It 's not the size of the building or the size of the ad , it 's the determination and the passion put into the fight . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when they became controlled by adult professional sex traffickers , pimps . So , why is Backpage liable ? Backpage is claiming that they have immunity for helping pimps sell children on their website . Our assessment is , Your Honor , is that they are responsible , at least in part , for [both] the creation of these ads and for the development of these ads . they 're actually instructions to pimps on how to post an ad that works . One of their rules says , " Do n't advertise time increments in 15 minutes . " Hey , that 's kind of short . Where can you escort somebody in 15 minutes ? They do n't want it to be that obvious , that much of a red flag . Backpage said that , " Escort services are legal and if somebody wants to do something illegal , that 's not our fault . " What 's your response to that ? This is prostitution masquerading as escort , whatever escort is . I mean , are these people wholesaling children in Washington State or not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ remember leaving there thinking , we 've got this , we got this . This has been such an uphill fight , because at every turn they 've won . And then we started the wait . [Jessica] In December of 2014 , Backpage , which now operates in 88 countries , is reportedly sold to a Dutch company . According to a Dallas paper , Backpage 's CEO , [Carl] Ferrer , will continue to run the company . [woman] With a long list of questions , our search for Backpage CEO , [Carl] Ferrer brings us right here . [Carl] Ferrer has turned down several of our interview requests so we 've come here to Amsterdam . - [woman] [Carl] ? [Carl] Ferrer ? - [Carl] Yes . Hi , we 've been looking for you . - [Carl] Oh , yeah . - Do you have a second ? I 'm Gloria Riviera from ABC News . We just wan na ask you a few questions . No comment . [woman] You know , law enforcement tells us [Carl] No comment . [woman] We saw a real-life @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ while to realize that I was not a prostitute . I do n't like that word . I was a child . At first I was like , " Why did I run away ? " The reality is that children all across America are sneaking out of the house all the time . I 'm just a kid and should n't nobody be doing this to me . [Kubiiki] Being trafficked has caused my daughter to have anger issues . [Nacole] She became very reclusive . [Tom] Kids at school kind of found out what happened , so we had her home-schooled . Friends , they called me horrible names , " whore " and " slut , " and ... and it 's just lack of information on their part . [Jane] There are definitely people who feel like it 's your fault . And that 's another reason why you do n't speak about it . And that 's why I do n't wan na talk about it if I do n't have to . [Kubiiki] It has been a fight to keep her safe and to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ life . She stuck by my side when nobody else did . I lost my virginity and was raped , and I ... I do n't know . I definitely look at ... sex differently now , I do n't know . Kids in high school were so infatuated with sex all the time , and I just ... I do n't know . I just look at it completely different now . It 's not everything everybody hypes it up to be . [Kubiiki] I do n't want anyone to have to go through what my daughter has had to go through . Given the opportunity to speak to Backpage , I would tell them that on April the 7th , 2010 , they changed our family 's life forever . We will never be the family we were before my daughter went missing , and before she was sold on that website . [Nacole] The CDA has given them the ultimate say in this , and I 'm here to tell them , as a parent , I am not okay with that . I would just ask @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you do if it was your child ? [Jessica] In April of 2015 , the US Senate begins investigating online sex trafficking . Their investigation leads them to Backpage . [Rob] The more you hear about this and the increased incidents of sex trafficking , the more Backpage comes up . [John] We live in a border state where a lot of this cross-border sex trafficking takes place . [Heidi] And so when we said , " How does this happen ? " , we realized this is coming from advertising on Backpage . We are n't dealing with prostitution , we 're dealing with human slavery . [Claire] Is Backpage an innocent facilitator or do they actually have a more active role in fashioning the kinds of ads that are actually being placed ? Do they have clean hands here ? [John] The Court said that Congress could protect exploited children or it could protect the internet . And that it chose to protect the internet . Now that particular statement really pissed me off , because I do n't think Congress did any such thing . He was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not understand what he was trying to argue . [woman] The fact that Ropes Gray lost is actually a revelation of how much the court system needs to be trained on child sex trafficking . [Yiota] So , his decision was not overwhelmingly surprising , it was overwhelmingly disappointing , though . [woman] You think he 's gon na say , " I 've had it " ? [both] No way . - He 'd never give up . - He wo n't give up . [Jessica] Net Revenue for Backpage hits an all-time high in 2015 . That is , until Sheriff [Tom] Dart in Chicago , frustrated with the number of sex-trafficked victims he 's finding decides to take matters into his own hands . [Tom] More and more of the sex industry had transferred from the street onto the internet . We were answering ad after ad , after ad , and we were finding that every case , every one was , in fact , someone who was prostituting themselves , someone who was being trafficked . We 'd respond to an ad , it was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was an adult or a child . The Sheriff recognized that something needed to be done . [Jessica] Sheriff Dart sends cease and desist letters to MasterCard and Visa informing them that they 've been in business with a company involved in human trafficking . And as a result , [both] Visa and Mastercard stopped doing business with Backpage . [Jessica] Backpage loses all income from the credit card companies , a temporary blow to its revenue . It then begins offering free adult ads , with upgrades payable by personal check or Bitcoin . What is important about that action is that it was a number of Fortune 500 companies telling that business , that they believe there is illegal conduct happening and they were n't gon na support it . Backpage sued Sheriff Dart claiming that his actions were a violation of the First Amendment . It 's in the courts now and the courts are gon na decide where that 's gon na go . [Marian] He 's put his neck on the chopping block . He does what he thinks is right at all costs . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ since [Nacole] 's case was first filed . She 's waiting for a decision from the Washington State Supreme Court . Time goes on , and you have days where you 're like , " You know , I do n't think this can go our way . " You know , the first month passed , and then the second month passed , and then the fifth month passed . And I remember being at work on September 3rd . My heart stopped . I was like ... Limbo was okay , because we had n't won or lost . And I walked outside , and I prayed . And ten minutes later I got the call ... that the court had found in our favor . [Jessica] The court ruled that if Backpage actively helped to develop the sex ads on its site , and was not just a passive host , then Backpage should not be protected by Section 230 . The case is allowed to proceed to trial . [Erik] I was absolutely stoked . We 'd waited almost a year to get that ruling , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And I was just so grateful . I almost wrecked my car . I love [Erik] Bauer . [chuckles] There is a sense of optimism that progress is being made and that it 's not completely futile . There 's not losses across the board . [Jane] It was a blessing and God was watching over us that day when they made that decision . Now I know my worth and what I was put on earth to do . And it 's to help people that ca n't be helped . [Jane's_mother] You know , we might actually have a voice that would do something . I know it would help me and my daughter , and it would help so many other girls out there that just , they do n't know what 's out there until it 's too late . [Nacole] It 's hard , this fight . J.S . They know what they 're doing is wrong , and they know that children are being trafficked on their website , and they fail to do anything to fix it . And we 're gon na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 3rd , 2015 , the senate subcommittee subpoenas [Carl] Ferrer , Backpage 's CEO , to testify at a hearing in Washington DC . On that very same day , Backpage lays off a majority of its moderators , advising them to call a company lawyer if contacted by investigators . [man] I Googled the lawyer and it looked as though she was a criminal lawyer . It solidified the fact that there was an underlying situation happening that was illegal . - [woman] Are you scared ? - [man] Yes . [Jessica] The e-mail circulated to the Backpage employees who were laid off But her signature line does not actually say " Backpage . " It says , " Website Technologies . " A search of the Texas Secretary of State records reveals that the president of Website Technologies for 2015 is [Jim] Larkin , the original Backpage owner , contradicting the widely held assumption that he was no longer actively involved with Backpage . That same month , the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals in Chicago agrees to hear Backpage 's case against Sheriff Dart . The issue @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Amendment rights by sending cease and desist letters to Visa and MasterCard . [man] The Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals held a hearing . It was heard by three judges including Judge [Richard] Posner . Judge Posner is probably , I think , considered one of the top jurists at least in our generation or his generation . [man] Our first case for argument is Backpage versus Dart . [man] May it please the court . Sheriff Dart set up a task force for this specific purpose [man] You know , a police official has to be very careful in what he says . [woman] Your Honor , Visa 's action was taken out of concern that their brand -- Look , the tone of this is so unprofessional . He talks about a violent industry . Is phone sex violent ? - [woman] The content of - - - [man] Is phone sex violent ? - [woman] It can be . - [man] Really ? - [woman] It certainly can be . - [man] How ? [man] And what about also old people , old men who would like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an aspect of the escort service . It 's not all sex . I was n't really sure that Judge Posner had a firm grip It felt a bit like the twilight zone . The part that really bothered me was the part where he indicated that , " sometimes a [man] just wants to be seen in the company of a younger female . " I mean , in my case , I had kids that are posed with , you know , in thong underwear , with their butts faced up at the camera . I mean , you wan na be seen in company with a kid dressed in her underwear , well , what 's that ? [Jane's_mom] I remember seeing my little girl in her underwear . I see my child ... in different poses ... that look like she was drugged . [woman] When you got that call that said your daughter is on Backpage , what was your reaction ? [Jane's_mom] I fell to the floor . I do n't know if the owners of the website have children , but I hope @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ CDA is being interpreted by courts to engage in human sex trafficking , then we have a problem with the statute , I guess . Or we have a problem with the judges . Either way , we got a problem . And if the judges are too obtuse and if they do n't get it , then I guess it needs to be made crystal clear that Congress does not support human sex trafficking . [Jessica] Two weeks later , a senate subcommittee convenes a hearing on child sex trafficking in Washington DC . [man] This hearing will now come to order . In a bipartisan staff report released today , we have outlined some preliminary findings and further questions that need answers . The report reveals that Backpage has had a practice of editing some advertisements by deleting words and images before publication . These editing practices likely serve to conceal evidence of the illegality of the underlying transaction . The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children reported an 846 percent increase in reports of suspected child sex trafficking . According to one industry analyst , eight @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the United States goes to Backpage . The company 's fair market value , taking into account its lack of marketability , is approximately 430 million . We 're here to talk about the online lucrative sale of America 's children for sex , which in our experience occurs most prominently [Senator] Can you explain your testimony that there is more stringent posting rules for selling a motorcycle than selling a 12-year-old ? I really have no explanation for that , [Senator] . Backpage 's top lawyer has described its moderation process as the key tool for disrupting and eventually ending human trafficking . Backpage initially told its outside moderators that they should " fail " ads containing references to certain sex acts and words , including " schoolgirl , " " teen , " and " Y-U-N-G . " Two days later , Backpage reversed that policy . Importantly , guidance from Backpage emphasized in all capital letters " If in doubt about underage , the process should now be to accept the ad . Only delete if you 're really very sure person is underage . " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to call the CEO of Backpage , [Carl] Ferrer . We had hoped Mr . Ferrer would be here . He just did n't show up . Certainly not something that you no-show for . Absolute disregard to not show up . Mr . Chairman , I have been a member of this subcommittee for many years . I 've never known of a witness to refuse a subpoena . And I 'm sure that you will take the necessary action to ensure that that is not done with impunity . He called me and said , " You 're not gon na believe . " I said , " I saw it . " I 've never seen anything like that . I have never seen a witness refuse to show up in light of a subpoena . Backpage , at every turn , has tried to shield anybody from getting information behind the scenes . What are they hiding ? I think we 're gon na find that they have been tipping the scales towards accepting ads that clearly are designed to get at customers who want to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We want to find out , you know , how they do business , whether they edit their advertisements or not . They refused to even participate . It 's not only the issue of human trafficking , but it 's a direct assault , his failure to appear , on the Constitutional responsibilities of the Congress of the United States . It is very unusual for someone to say , " Nah , I 'm just not gon na show up . " And with that , this hearing is adjourned . The Seventh Circuit decided that , that kind of government pressure against a website with the goal of censoring it , violates the First Amendment . " Nor is Sheriff Dart ... " " ... on solid ground in suggesting that everything ... " " ... everything in the adult section of Backpage 's website is criminal . " [man] " Fetishism ? Phone sex ? " [man] " Performances by striptease artists ? " [man] " Vulgar is not violent . " [man] " Vulgar is not violent . " [woman] " Vulgar is not violent @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Dom and fetish ... ' " [man] " ... is for the services of ' professional dominatrix . ' " [woman] " A [woman] who is paid to whip or otherwise ... " [man] " ... humiliate a customer in order to arouse him sexually . " [woman] " It is not obvious that such conduct endangers women or children ... " [woman] " ... or violates any laws . " Interesting . To read something like that was , frankly , it was alarming to me . I thought it read like a cheap , dime-store novel . These victims are predominantly women , underage girls . And I wonder if some of that gets lost when the issues are being decided by male judges . The court was utterly unfamiliar with the crime of child sex trafficking and with some of the ads that are posted on Backpage . In terms of advertising for trafficking people , I mean , that 's not freedom of speech stuff , you know , that 's criminal activity . You know , Pretty Woman . I got ta bring up the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ myth in our culture of , you know , the Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman . And the reality is far , far different . Ca n't watch it . Ca n't watch it . Loved that movie . Because Pretty Woman is not the scenario . What we 've done before or after the lawsuit is go out and we try to get people who are trafficking children . It 's a very difficult thing to do because of the nature of it . [Jessica] In Boston , [John] Montgomery prepares his case , Doe versus Backpage , hoping to convince the First Circuit Court of Appeals that Section 230 should not apply to protect Backpage . May it please the court . My name is [John] Montgomery . What are the allegations , precisely , of unlawful activity by Backpage ? It 's operating an online marketplace that then coaches those traffickers who are going to engage in that activity . This is a very important case to the three young women we represent and the many others that , in effect , they represent . There are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the internet service provider is alleged to have participated in a federal criminal offense . [John] Getting there by 9:00 would be terrific . Because it enables us to then kind of walk back and forth in front of the courthouse nervously . [Jessica] On January 6 , 2016 , the First Circuit Court in Boston hears oral arguments in Doe versus Backpage . Remarkably , Justice [David] Souter , formerly a Supreme Court Justice , will be one of three judges hearing the case . [man] Mr . Montgomery , go ahead . [John] Our principal claims are that Backpage is engaged in intentional criminal conduct . [man] They had the intent to further the sex-trafficking ? [John] They intended to further the sex-trafficking trade . [man] What in your complaint goes the further step of saying actually , they 're participating in the venture to sex traffic , as opposed to advertise ? Why is that different from what a newspaper does when it has a special advertising section for Washington 's Birthday Car Sales ? [John] They host communications off-line between the sellers of illegal sex , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ site . They are participating in the venture . That is the point . [Jeffrey] May it please the court , [Jeffrey] Pyle - - [man] Mr . Pyle , at some point will you respond to the last argument that Mr . Montgomery made , that there is something more than advertising going on ? You are being held liable , if we let it go forward , for being a participant in a sex-trafficking venture . [Jeffrey] Those ads were created by the plaintiffs themselves or by their pimps . [man] I take it you agree that it is possible for a publisher to also be a participant in a sex trafficking venture , where the pimp himself runs a website . [Jeffrey] Yes . Publishers usually do n't go out and participate in federal crimes , let alone sex trafficking ventures . And that really is , if we can get two judges to agree with that point , I think we probably have three judges that would agree with it , that bodes very well for us . Right . The question though is , where @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ When Justice Souter launched into his car advertisement analogy , it was sort of , " why are we comparing trafficked girls to cars ? " There could have been better answers to some of the questions . A prepared panel in a hard case means that you could be waiting a while . I think we have a good shot , and I ca n't wait to call the [Jane] Does and tell them how it went . - I think we 're in the game . - Yeah . [Yiota] The First Circuit argument was certainly one of the most active benches I 've ever seen . All of the judges had clearly read the briefs . It made me feel a bit optimistic in what the decision might be . [man] I think Ropes Gray will win . I do n't want to sound like a Debbie the Downer , but no matter how many times you come up against the Communications Decency Act it 's always gon na shut you down . [Jane's_mother] Since my daughter was sold on Backpage she 's a totally different person @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ used to see in her eyes is gone . [man] Well , it 's forever changed her . [Jane's_mother] She blames herself . It affects her every day . J.S . The guilt and just feeling ashamed of yourself , I 've struggled a lot with that . M.A . Do you know how many mentors I 've had ? Do you know how many therapists I 've had ? Do you know how many " friends " I 've had ? [Jane's_mother] She feels that her childhood has been gone , ruined . [Tom] She 's still suffering from that dissociative , dysfunctional part of what happened . Every time I think about it , I get sad and depressed , and I 'm having flashbacks . Violin , soccer , track , friends , uh ... memories with my brother and sister playing . I mean , all of that just kind of went away . [woman] This is one of those things I honestly would not wish on my worst enemy . J.S . I have to live every single day of my life now with everything @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to live with the grief in knowing that I go through that every single day . [Jane's_mother] I think I 've cried more this year than I 've ever cried in my life . [woman] Oh , my God . [Jane's_mother] Yeah . [Rob] We 're now proceeding with this contempt of Congress , which sadly , we 're forced to do that , because Backpage refuses to provide us information . We actually found out through some evidence that Backpage actually instructed people to edit advertisements , including to take out evidence of illegality . But I think that 's why they 're working so hard to avoid our subpoenas . [Rob] To me , that makes them complicit . What I 'm going to recommend to the subcommittee is that we have a contempt of Congress filed against Backpage . And I think the committee will go along with us . We 'll see . I hope so . [Senator] McCaskill and I today as a result are asking the committee to report a resolution to authorize civil enforcement and contempt proceedings against Backpage and against its CEO @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is calm , because every once in a while I 'm ready to do a McCain on these guys . [man] No , not that ! I think a McCaskill would be good enough . I 've seen it in operation . Frankly , I do n't recall a time when a witness has refused to testify in this fashion . I do n't know if your staff has -- - It 's been 20 years , [John] . - It 's been 20 years . If there is no further debate or amendment , the question is on final passage of the original resolution directing Senate Legal Counsel to bring a civil action to enforce a subpoena of this Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations . - [woman] [Senator] McCain . - Aye . - [woman] [Senator] Portman . - Aye . - [woman] [Senator] Paul . - Aye . - [woman] [Senator] Langford . - Aye . - [woman] [Senator] Ayotte . - Aye . [woman] On this vote the yays are 15 , the nays are zero , and the motion is agreed to . What we did today @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ holding individuals at Backpage in contempt of Congress . Now , that has n't happened in 20 years . Got a unanimous vote . By the way , it 's hard to get anything unanimous around here . But it 'll be very interesting to see what happens . [John] The senate subcommittee took yet another step to investigate Backpage . Right now , we are waiting for the First Circuit Court of Appeals . One day we 're excited , then get nervous . But we 're pretty confident . I would put money on us . We are actually very hopeful . This guy runs a 1400-man law firm out of Boston . You 've got ta be quite a lawyer to ride herd on 1400 other sharks . [John] Thank you to everybody for gathering and , you know , particularly to [Yiota] coming up from Washington DC and [Erik] , all the way from Seattle , Washington . We could call this our first ever in-person Backpage summit . The first thing that I think would be interesting to talk about is to get everybody 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Backpage . [Erik] I was not impressed with the First Circuit 's thinking . I agree with you . I think it 's just sort of a gross abdication of responsibility by the judiciary to address what 's actually happening here , which is the sale of kids . The decision seemed to really whitewash the activities and really say there was some publishing here , that triggers CDA , this case is over . There 's just some real academic distance between your federal appeals court judge and our plaintiffs . In other words , these guys got to get out of their ivory towers . I 'll tell you , two out of three of those judges do not use the internet . These guys do n't know how to work their VCRs . [all_laughing] We will evaluate our approach to the US Supreme Court . Because our case is in progress and we are going to trial and we do intend to win , I do n't want to broadcast our strategy quite yet either and give Backpage a blueprint as to what we 're going to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And that they would n't hold Backpage responsible was very disturbing to me . [Penny] There is this lofty discussion about Section 230 , and at the end of the day , the rapes are barely discussed . They 're discussed in passing . There 's a line that says something like , " So here 's the tale . " [Penny] And it 's not a tale . There was a child who was raped a thousand times . That is outrageous . They think Congress should fix this , not the courts . And we think it 's actually their job and they 're not doing it . All I know is that I 'd like to meet a member of the judiciary or a member of Congress that thinks that this situation , the status quo is satisfactory . [Kubiiki] It does n't make sense that you can sit and you can hear the testimony or , you can see all of the evidence and you can not feel a certain amount of responsibility to make things right . We need someone to give us a fighting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ angry as well and the next time a federal judge or a state judge alleges that somehow this practice is acceptable in America , then speak up . This is a legacy issue for these judges . The judges that are making these decisions are gon na be read about in history . [man] These judges are gon na be judged themselves . This ca n't happen anymore . No matter what the CDA says . [instrumental_music_playing] [woman] Calendar number 375 . SRES377 , directing the Senate legal counsel to bring a civil action to enforce a subpoena of the Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations . Backpage and its Chief Executive Officer , [Carl] Ferrer , have not been willing to cooperate with the committee and unfortunately , we 're at the point where we have to seek the enforcement of our subpoena . By passing this , we will send a message to others , we will send a message to others , I say to my colleague from Ohio , they can run , but they ca n't hide . During our November 19th hearing , I promised that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we would not go quietly into the night . And on some day in the near future , we would use the Senate 's enforcement measures to compel cooperation from Backpage . Today is that day . The clerk will call the roll . [woman] Mr . Johnson , aye . Miss Herono , aye . Mr . Heller , aye . [man] The vote is 96 in favor , none opposed . Senate Resolution 377 is agreed to . It was a unanimous decision , 96 votes . I was so proud and so happy . [Erik] We 're gon na win . We 're gon na sink that ship . I guarantee it . [Jessica] Senate Resolution 377 only authorizes the Senate to file suit against Backpage to enforce its subpoena . But this vote could possibly be the first step in a long protracted battle , not just with Backpage , but to amend Section 230 . [David] Boies , fresh off , of winning the Supreme Court case about same sex marriage , decides to enter into the fray . He , with others , begins @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Boies , Schiller Flexner . When you have an organization that clearly understands that they are facilitating this illegal conduct , it just seemed to me that it was a terribly important case to take on . Our legal strategy is to demonstrate that Backpage is everywhere . So , we are going to file multiple lawsuits and mobilize the communities that have been touched by Backpage . [Carol] Judges need to be educated , the public needs to be educated , the Department of Justice needs to be educated on exactly what 's going on here . The idea that Backpage is just trying to cater to fetishes of old men , does n't really involve underage children , I do n't think they 're gon na be able to make that in court with a straight face . The witness stand is a lonely place to lie . We 're gon na bring them into court and they can tell that story under cross-examination . Let 's see if they can sustain it . I do n't think they can . [man] State and federal authorities have arrested @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will face charges related to pimping ... [John] If Backpage is immune from liability , that has to mean that this immunity actually extends to intentional criminal conduct . And the First Circuit actually agrees with that argument . Perhaps , you know , the courtroom is n't going to be the end-all be-all when it comes to solving this problem . Congress absolutely must act . [Rob] Once we get the information , pull back the curtain , see what 's really happening here , then I think a legislative response is the next logical step . I think you would see a lot of opposition to the idea of amending Section 230 . [Jessica] The Center for Democracy and Technology , and the Electronic Frontier Foundation , two high-powered organizations dedicated to internet freedom , have [both] submitted legal briefs supporting Backpage in its cases against J.S . and [Jane] Doe . A Google search of donors to the Center for Democracy and Technology reads like a who 's who of tech companies . Their larger donors include Facebook , Microsoft and Google . Which means that funds @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ these cases involving underage sex trafficking . Silicon Valley breaks out in a cold sweat when we talk about amending CDA , but there are ways that we could do this that could get at the trafficking of children . The government can not just censor speech that it disagrees with or dislikes . [Robert] The money and the lobbies are preventing any change , even though it 's a reasonable change , as if we 're going to have to go to the altar of the First Amendment , and ask for forgiveness . Lots of votes taken , but nothing has happened . So many people are not interested in changing the laws in regards to the internet . Whatever action needs to be taken to address this problem , needs to be taken . Now , if that requires amending the Decency Act , then fine . I 'll be glad to do it . They 're just proceeding a little bit too slowly . [Rob] Last night we issued a report . It showed evidence of criminal activity and we had to spend 18 months and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this information . [Rob] More than 20 months ago , this subcommittee launched a bipartisan investigation concerning how sex traffickers use the internet to ply their trade . Backpage refused to cooperate with the subcommittee 's investigation . They defied our subpoena , failing to appear at the November of 2015 hearing , or provide the requested documents . We 'd now like to call our first panel of witnesses for today 's hearing . It 's the custom of this subcommittee to swear in all witnesses . Do you swear that the testimony you are about to give before this subcommittee will be the truth , the whole truth , and nothing but the truth , so help you God ? Please be seated . Last night , Chairman Portman and I received word from Backpage that in response to our report , the company has shut down its adult sections across the United States effective immediately . I 'm sure that was a pure coincidence . [Claire] Only time will tell if this action is just a cheap publicity stunt . Backpage deliberately edited out words indicative of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , " " school girl " and even " Amber Alert . " Those children were still sold . Shame on you . Shame on you for hiding behind the First Amendment . If an underage girl is being sold for sex and her pimp puts the word " Lolita " in the advertisement , stripping that term out of the ad does n't magically change the girls age , does it ? I decline to answer your question . I decline to answer your question . I decline to answer your question . Based on the rights provided by the First and Fifth Amendments . [Claire] Mr . Lacey , am I to understand from your responses you will invoke your Fifth amendment right in response to any and all questions posed to you today ? Clearly . [Rob] This concludes the questioning of this panel . You are excused from the panel based on your assertion of your Fifth Amendment rights . [woman] You were at the hearing today , Backpage has pulled down their escort site . That was a publicity stunt on Backpage 's part . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And the next Backpage is gon na come along unless we fix the CDA . [woman] How long will you be able to keep the litigation going on your own resources ? As long as it takes . Straight up , as long as it takes . I can do this case . [woman] You 'll sell the furniture ? I 'll sell the furniture . And I 'll get a good price . Regardless of all the legalities about what 's permissible , the question is what 's right . [David] There is a question as to what kind of society we 're going to be , whether we 're going to tolerate sexual trafficking in children . That is an affront to everything that we believe . [John] And that question for Backpage , I think , is this . Do you protect kids from trafficking or do you profit from their suffering ? That 's the question . [Wayne] How this could become part of the legacy of The Village Voice is depressing to me . This kind of operation would be exactly what the Voice @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the decision to post these pictures without even taking the time to find out if they were children . They made a mistake in allowing my daughter to be sold 20 times a day on the website . What if it was your daughter ? How would you feel then ? [Jessica] M.A . , J.S . , and the other [Jane] Does are standing up and reclaiming their voices , not just for themselves but for thousands of other children across the country , challenging a law that has been interpreted so broadly as to defy common sense , speaking out and fighting back . Demanding that we answer that very question . What kind of society do we want to be ? She was precocious , nosy , opinionated . [Nacole] Oh , my gosh , she was bubbly and outgoing . She always wanted to be in the mix of everything . [Kubiiki] What I love most about my daughter is she has a big heart . I am [Jane] Doe . I would say to my 12-year-old self , " Do n't settle for less because @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ promise you . " [woman] She just had a real spice for life . Even with her being as broken as she is , she shares so much love . I am [Jane] Doe . I am [Jane] Doe . [Kubiiki] She does n't have to let what has happened in her past hold her back . [Jane's_mother] I want my daughter to hold her head high , and know that none of this was her fault . [man] Mothers are changing this more than anything . [woman] It 's time for us all to stand up and be strong . [man] They 're rescuing their kids , taking to the streets . They 're taking these cases to court . [woman] This is often where the real movements start . [woman] And that 's the only way to make change , is to make your voice known . I am [Jane] Doe . [woman] If I can talk to the other [Jane] Does in this case , I would tell them , do n't give up the fight . They 're paving the way for others . [woman] I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , or your kids , or the next kid . [John] I would say to the [Jane] Does , you are giving voice to literally ... I do n't know how many thousands , I do n't know how many . I am [Jane] Doe . I am [Jane] Doe . I am [Jane] Doe . I am [Jane] Doe . I 'm a sex trafficking survivor . I am [Jane] Doe . M.A . I am smart , I am beautiful . I 'm strong , snappy , loving . I am a survivor . I am [Jane] Doe .

@@5214041 Voice : Oh , no ! Here we go ! I told you ! It 's started . Meow . Cat : Aunt Hilda , Aunt Zelda , come quick ! There 's trouble in Sabrina 's room . Cat : Come on ! Meow ! Oh , no , Hilda . Good night . We 've got to get her down before she hurts herself on the roof beams . Salem , you were supposed to be watching her ! First we have to move her over the bed . Okay , but careful Do n't wake her up . Sail softly down , like a feather borne , down safe to bed to greet the morn . You know , her powers are certainly beginning to bud . As long as they do n't bloom before the full moon . [sneezes] Mmm . You are so good at that , Zelda . Well , we all have our strengths . Maybe we could give her a teensy hint - just so she 's -- - Perish the thought . Do you want her to start off with a strike against her from the Council ? The rule @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know until the full moon after her 16th birthday , and then we can tell her . I know . Shh ! Zelda : I just hope she does n't have a conniption when she finds out . - A what ? - You know , freak . Radio : It 's a beautiful sunny day in Riverdale today . Weexpecthighsabout 70 degrees . You'relisteningto WITC radio on your A.M . dial . Comingup , an oldie but goody . Did something strange happen last night ? No . What 's wrong ? Why do you ask ? Well , it 's just so weird . Did someone rearrange my furniture while I was sleeping ? What ? My bed moved at least three feet . Well , maybe we had an earthquake . We do n't get earthquakes in Riverdale . Nope , in case you did n't notice , I 've been here three months , and nothing ever happens in Riverdale . Besides , Salem would have warned us . Would n't you , Salem ? Everybody knows cats are psychic . [laughs] They are ? Sometimes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ such a special cat . I had the strangest dream last night . Really , dear ? What about ? Well , I dreamt I was flying . I was high above the town just floating . Oh , I used to have that same dream when I was - - [thump] when I was dreaming . Which I do n't anymore . Hilda : Well , whatever . Talking about dreams ... Did you ever have the one where you realized you were late for class ? Do n't wig . I 'm going . I 'm going . - Here . - Thanks . - Bye . - Bye . Bye . [purring] Sometimes I think there 's something very odd about those two . Do n't you , Salem ? [meows] ? [hip-hop] ? ? Well , I 'm the mac daddy on the left-hand side ... ? [chattering] Mondo styling boots , man . Those are cool . Thanks . What 's up ? Do I seem different to you ? Taller . No , I 'm serious . Do you ever feel like you do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ man . Every day of the week . [bell_ringing] I mean that there was something really wrong with you . Like I had a disease or something weird ? No , not a disease . Just something ... different . Well , look , why do you think that they have a counselor here at school ? Everybody thinks they 've got a problem . We 're the troubled youth of today . I mean , my parents ca n't wait until I go away to college and come back human . Hey , Sabrina . Hey , Harvey . How 's it going ? Good . Hey , what happened to you ? What ? I do n't know . You seem different . Hey , was it something I said ? Yeah . Nice . [grunting] You 've got style , Harvard . Anyone ever tell you that ? All the time . - You got it ? - Yes , I have it . Ethics 101 . You 're going to get a B+ on this paper . I knew I could count on you . Thanks @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's get out of here . Seth , he 's a sophomore . Well , no one 's perfect . Whatever . Just look at her . Miss Best , All-World , Katy Lemore . Really , who says ? Her own imagination . Whoa . Tres great foliage . I 've got stuff growing out of my locker , too , but I think it 's mold from an avocado sandwich , or something . You must have a secret admirer . Shh . You 're the only one who knows it 's my birthday . Your birthday . Right , right . Your birthday 's on the 27th , and that would make it today . Happy birthday . Thanks . Let 's go to class . Yeah . [bell_rings] [whistle_blowing] Focus , please , ladies . Keep your eye on the ball . Sorry , Miss Jones . Check that out , Sabrina . Seth ? He 's okay , I guess . Okay ? Come on . He 's more than okay . [whistle_blowing] [grunting] [laughing] You guys okay ? - Whoops . - Did you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ guys , keep the pace . I 'm dumping Seth . What ? I thought you two were madly in love . We are . Am I missing something ? Fran , you 're so naive when it comes to I'amour . Huh ? Matters of the heart . A stagnant relationship is doomed to failure . I just want to keep him on his toes . Hey . So , where 's the party ? Party ? Well , I 'm invited , right ? We 're pals , are n't we ? So who 's it for ? Sabrina . Sabrina ? Oh , you mean that good-looking transfer student , right . Right . Where 's Katy ? You did n't hear ? We broke up . I 'm a free man . Hey , Mr . Dingle ! Hi , girls . [engine_starts] Marnie , do you believe in magic ? Well , the first time Bobby Peterson kissed me , it was magic . Of course , I got nauseous and felt like I was gon na hurl , but ... That 's not what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the supernatural . You mean like astral projection and channeling and the Psychic Network ? Sort of . I mean , let me ask you this . Are the aliens really the one's who built the pyramids ? Come on , I 'm serious . Sure . Absolutely positively not . Anybody here ? I 'm home . Great , they 've forgotten my birthday . Hmm . Well , there 's always pizza . Sure . All : Surprise ! What ? Surprise , sweetheart ! Surprise , sweetheart ! You should 've seen the look on your face . Happy birthday , Sabrina ! Look , we even have enough food . Look at this . Food ! Food . This is great . You 're the best . Actually , I know I 'm incredible , but this was all Harvey 's idea . Harvey 's ? Yeah , I just thought it would be a nice way for you to make some new friends . That was really sweet . Forgot my birthday . Really , Sabrina . Yeah , it was nothing . Of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ They 're both really something . They 're something , all right . Harvey ! Your nachos are burning . I 'll be right back . This party just hit the big time . - What ? - It 's Seth . Well , obviously we were expected . Cool . Okay , he is sort of cute . Oh , cute . Come on , Sabrina . You 're sixteen , now . This guy is n't cute . He 's a man . [laughing] Anyway , have a good time . This is a great party , Harvey . You 're - - You 're a genius . She 's having a great time . Yeah , well , she 's a great kid . A kid ? Come on . In case you have n't noticed , she 's not really a kid anymore . I 've noticed . Yeah , it 's so obvious . ? [rock] ? ? Do n't ask no questions ? ? I 've got no answers ? ? I 've never felt this way before ? ? We 've both got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , happy birthday . I 'm Seth . I know . So , how do you like Riverdale so far ? Things are definitely looking up . You noticed . Listen up ! Who wants to play pin the tail on the donkey ? What is this , some kind of time warp , or something ? Hey , lady , this is n't 3rd grade . Maybe it would be fun . Yeah . Yeah , maybe it 'd be cool . Right ? Yeah , I guess . Harvey : Hey , can I help at all ? Yeah , thanks , Harvey . Could you hold this ? Okay , turn around . [laughing] [phone_dialing] [phone_ringing] [phone_ringing] Yes ? It 's Fran . You 'll never believe this . What ? Seth is here at Sabrina 's party . I ca n't believe it . What 's he doing there ? He 's playing pin the tail on the donkey , and he looks like he 's having a good time . [engine_starts] If anyone tries to steal him from me , they 're dead meat . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Who 's there ? You 're not even close . Wrong again . Could you please move ? Say pretty please . Pretty please with sugar on top . I do n't think it 's going to work . What did I tell you ? You were n't even close . Have you two met ? Sabrina , this is Katy . Katy , this is Sabrina . Charmed . Likewise . It 's Sabrina 's birthday . Oh , really ? I would never have guessed . Sweet 16 . [CD_skipping] Oh , what 's happening to the CD player ? Katy , have a hat . Join the festivities . It goes on you head . Okay , sweetheart . - Coming through . - Excuse me . ? For she 's a jolly good fellow ? ? For she 's a jolly good fellow ? ? For she 's a jolly good fellow ? ? Which nobody can deny ? [cheering] Happy birthday ! Make a wish , sweetheart . And blow out the candles . That 's good . Keep going , keep going . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Good . Nice one . Look . Somebody ... Excuse me . You jerk ! I 'm soaked ! I 'm sorry , but you were on fire ! I saved you life . You hair was burning . I thought it was important to you . And I just thought I was helping . Yes , you did . Thanks , Harvey . Are you okay ? No thanks to you . Are you coming ? Well , no . I thought I was a free man . Suit yourself . Well , um ... Who wants cake ? So , did you have a good birthday ? It was great . You know that friend of yours , Katy ? She 's really quite the comedian . She 'll do anything for a laugh . A real hot-head . Yeah , she 's something , all right . It was the strangest thing . I thought that -- You know , your parents called today from Sri Lanka . More cake ? I ca n't believe I missed them . Did you get a number ? Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're on the move , anyway . Next stop , Venice They 'll call again . We know you miss them , sweetheart . They sent their love . Hey , Sabrina , look on the bright side . They 're halfway through their sabbatical . I do n't know what I 'd do without you two . Ah , well , we 're just glad we could be here to guide you through your special time . My special time ? Your birthday . She means your special birthday . Your special present . My special present ? Well , where is it ? Well , it has n't arrived yet . Your parents mailed it , and you know how the mail is . They are always so slow . But do n't fret , I have a feeling it will be here any day now . If it gets here at all . Oh , it 'll get here , all right . [owl_hooting] [meows] [purring] [footsteps] [creaking] [cover_closing] " For Sabrina , Happy 16th . " To be opened only under the full moon . Love @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 's blank . [door_opening] [purring] I 'm losing it . I 'm definitely losing it . [meows] [phone_ringing] Mmm . Cool . Look , you think they 're talking to their stock brokers ? Harvey , thanks for those flowers in my locker the other day . You figured it out , huh ? Yeah , I figured it out . You 're a real pal , Harvey . Anyone ever tell you that ? Yeah , all the time . Boy : Hey , there 's the boys . Hey ! He 's a senior , Sabrina . [laughing] I said , he 's a senior . So that means he ca n't be seen with a sophomore ? No , it means he does n't even see sophomores . I wish I could change that . Anyway , he came to my party . He just came for the free food . I do n't think so . What , what do we have here ? See you later , dudes . He called us dudes ! Both : Ahh ! Yeah . [hurdle_falling] [groaning] Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get to check out the boys on the track team and target a date for the Spring Fling which is a very good reason to want to get on the track team Seth 's on it . You 're a genius . I know . Come on , ladies . I want everyone to try out for this event . Yeah , right . Katy Lemore 's already on this event and she owns this event . Nobody ever wants to try out against her . Katy Lemore thinks she owns everything . [chuckles] That 's how it 's done , kids . Have you thrown a javelin before ? - Nope . - You 'll catch on fast . First time for everything . Okay , ladies , listen up . You all saw how Katy did it . Just follow her moves . Okay , I 'll show you how to do it . Come with me . First , you take the javelin , and you hold it right here . Now , there are three different grips . Wish I knew what I was doing . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go . Do n't just stand there . At least try it . Woo hoo ! Yeah ! Just proves there 's such thing as beginner 's luck . Coach : You 're a natural , Sabrina . Do you want to be on the team ? Well , okay . Sure . Great . Okay , training starts tomorrow after school . That was great ! Sorry you did n't get on the team . Oh , it 's okay . I did n't expect to . My house , this weekend . The whole team is invited . And I will take it as a personal insult if everybody 's not there . What 's going on ? Oh , it 's Katy 's annual pool party for the track team . Katy : I mean everybody . That means you , too , Sabrina . I want you to make sure you 're there . I would n't miss it for the world . Great . Well ? This and the Spring Fling are , like the social events of the year . What do you think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! ? [rock] ? ? Awesome lady , fashion lover ? ? Chews them up and [spits] them out ? ? Keeps her weapons undercover ? ? Never leaves me with a doubt ? ? Makes me do just what she pleases ? ? Everything just seems so right ? ? When she talks she never teases ? ? Keeps me up all through the night ? ? She 's hot , she 's got ? ? Personality , personality ? ? All right , all night ? ? Personality , personality ? ? Personality ? I think it is the first time Katy Lemore will know the meaning of the word competition . $75 ? I wish it was less . Is that all ? Yeah . [scanner_beeps] Oh . It 's only $15 . It must be on sale . That 's strange . Man , this is your luck day . I do n't know what 's going on . Yeah , I guess so . [chattering] ? Personality , personality ? ? All right , all night ? ? Personality ? Oh ! Okay , would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thanks . It 's okay . Well , call us , and we 'll pick you up , then . We 'll manage a ride home . Are you sure ? Positive . Well , then , have a good time . Yeah . Zelda : Yeah , have fun , girls . Both : Bye . Zelda : Fun , fun , lots of fun . Okay ? Fun , fun , fun . Fun , fun . Fun , fun . Maybe we should spy on her . - Salem ? - Meow . You be good . Stay out of trouble . And keep an eye on her . Salem : Meow . Leave it to me . Ahh ! ? [reggae] ? What 's wrong with this picture ? You mean other than the fact we 're on the lifestyles of the rich and stupid ? Like , you noticed ? Like , totally . Both : Cool . Wow . If this is how the other half lives , I could get used to this . [no_audible_dialogue] Katy : Sabrina . So glad you could @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Marty . Marnie . Oh . Whatever . Oh , listen , we 're having a big diving contest in a bit . You do dive , do n't you ? She was a gold medalist at her last school . Is that true ? Actually , it was silver . Great . Well , we 'll see you in a bit . Oh , the cabana 's over there . Okay . ? And so I say ? ? I 've got you on my mind ? ? Yeah , yeah ? ? I 've got you on my mind ? ? Every time that you go , every time you go ? ? Every time that you go ? Hello , Harvey . Hi . Katy . Hey , the water 's great , you know . Great party . Since when are you on the track team ? I 'm not really on it , but I 'm near it . Near it ? Yeah , coach wants me to be the hurdle painter . You know , hurdles get beat up , and need painting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ look great , you know . Stunning , really . Just , wow . Save it . You can stay . You 'll probably enjoy the festivities coming up . I know how much you love surprise parties . Salem : Meow . Nice hair cut . [barks] Come back . I was just kidding . This wax should help her take off . Sabrina ! Hey , great suit . Thanks . So Katy was telling us that you 're a fantastic diver . Oh , well , I did n't exactly say I was fantastic . But everybody 's waiting to see you dive . We ca n't wait . The diving contest is starting . You 're up first . Everybody ca n't wait to see your technique . Seth especially . [barks] She 's going to be so embarrassed she 'll transfer right back to wherever it was she came from and never show her face again . Fran : You 're jealous . I 'm not jealous . I 'm just going to make sure there 's nothing to be jealous about . Attention . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just making sure everybody 's watching . Sabrina , Sabrina , Sabrina ! Sabrina , Sabrina , Sabrina ! Sabrina , Sabrina , Sabrina . Well , are you going to dive , or not ? Holy cow . [cheering] Okay , you wan na play rough ? No more Mr . Nice Guy . [barking_and_meowing] cathisses , @dog_whines Wimp . You know , Sabrina , I do n't think it 's a very good idea to go up against Katy Lemore . Can I use your mic ? Sabrina : She seems like she 's out to get me . What'dI do ? Marnie : C'm on , you 've been staring at Seth likehe'san horsd'oeuvre , andyouhaven'teaten for a week . Have not . Yeah , right . Sabrina : I think he 's so gorgeous . Imeanhe evenmakes Brad Pitt look like a nerd . Did you check out his butt ? applause , [cheering] I could watch those tight buns run around the track all day . [laughing] He 's so gorgeous . Fran : I could watch those buns all day . jeering , [laughing] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ? [cartoon_music] ? Sabrina ? I ca n't ever go back to school . I want to go back to Massachusetts . What is it , sweetheart ? Weeping Sabrina , dry your tears of concern . Tonight , you have great secrets to learn . [owl_hooting] To be opened only under the full moon . [flames_flickering] Ah , we 're just in time . And I see you 've already found it by yourself . This , dear , is your heritage . You 've probably been feeling a bit odd lately . Different ? Well , you are different . Different ? You 're a witch . [giggles] A witch ? [laughs] Uh-huh . I ca n't be a witch . There 's no such thing . Oh , you 're wrong , sweetheart . We 're witches , too . [wind_whipping] Your javelin , dear . This ca n't be happening . This has got to be a dream . You 're not dreaming , Sabrina .. This special place exists only for witches . It 's the world of magic . Every new witch must @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you doing this to me ? It 's not something we 're doing to you . It 's something you are . It 's how you were born . With the gift of magic . Magic ? Both : Magic . That 's right . Magic . This has got to be a dream . Morning . Good morning . Morning , sweetheart . Salem : No , it was n't a dream . It was real . [spits] You really can talk . I 'm hallucinating . This is nuts . No , no . You 're not crazy . It all seems very strange , but it 's all very real . My parents ? Yes , they 're witches , too . They had to go on their sabbatical because every witch must be delivered to trainers when they reach their 16th birthday . We 'll be here to help you as you learn to use your powers . My powers ? Of course , dear . What 's the point of being a witch if you ca n't do magic ? - Salem . - Now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be your guinea pig . Though you 're handsome as a cat , not , not pig , turn into rat . [laughing] Salem : Very funny . You 've had your joke . Cool . Oh , that 's nothing , dear . When Hilda gets going , she 's really good . You know that whole Susan Lucci thing ? The actress ? She 's lost 15 years in a row . Hilda hates that show . Wow . Though you 're handsome as a rat , Salem , change back into a cat . I do n't know why I put up with this . Witches . But every witch must learn to harness her powers . The decision of how to use your power is yours alone , Sabrina . And Salem ? Salem is our familiar , dear . He 's an animal that help do our bidding . [tinkling_chimes] Here 's some extra homework . [phone_rings] Your friends are calling . I ca n't face them . Why ever not ? The party last night , Katy 's party . Everybody heard me talking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Okay , Sabrina . Just this once . Sail the times of wind and place so poor Sabrina can save face . Time , begone . - [phone_ringing] - What do you mean ? It never happened . Hello ? Hey , Sabrina . You okay ? I think so . Must'vebeen the food , huh ? It was real nasty , and you looked so sick . Sick ? Yeah , andit ' sashame , too , ' causeyoumissed all those guys in those little bathing suits and diving competition . I did n't even dive ? No one heard me talking ? Dive ? You were only there 10 minutes . This is so great . See you soon . Okay . Bye . It worked . It 's true . I 'm a witch . Salem : Go ahead . Cast a spell . You know you want to . We 'll , I 'm a witch , so let 's make a switch . Stop . Stop ! [chattering] [bell_rings] Okay , folks , put away your books . Let 's get to it . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . That is going to be my score on this test . [sighs] Let 's get to it . B ... B , B , B , B . No , no . Photosynthesis ... C ... B . Yeah , yeah . B . [groans] No . Is there a problem , Miss Littlefield ? No , Mr . Dingle . There 's no problem . No problem at all . In my mind , in my sight , make all of Marnie 's answers right . Hmm ? Is there a discussion you two would like to share ? No , Mr . Dingle . Okay , time 's up . Pass over your papers . Maybe I 'll look at yours now , Marnie . Sure , why not . It seems you 've done very well . I have ? Yes , you have . I think I 'll go lie down . What 's going on with him ? [murmuring] Look at him . He 's gonzo . [whispering] Okay , here goes the big one . By the power of all the stars above @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . ? [discordant_tones] ? Hi . Hi . What happened ? I do n't know . It did n't work . What ? Nothing . I 've got news . You know that guy , the shot putter , the guy I danced with ? He asked me to the Spring Fling . Plan worked . I got a date . Oh , you did . That 's great ! Yeah , I thought so . So , all we have to do is find you somebody , and it 's perfect . That 's not going to be so easy . Want some tea , sweetheart ? What 's wrong , Sabrina ? I do n't understand . It was going so well ! What 's that , sweetheart ? The witchcraft . It was working , and then , nothing . Zilch . What happened ? Well , I was trying some things out and everything was going fine , except that ... well , I was concentrating on this boy . A boy ? Yeah , you know Seth . He was at my party ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ school ? Well , I cast a spell on him , you know , to get him to notice me -- You cast a spell for love . Yeah , I cast a spell for love . Well , you saw him . You know . Yes , we know , but you ca n't . Ca n't what ? You ca n't cast a spell for love . No such thing as a love potion ? Not anymore . In the old days , some witches , some bad witches , did cast spells for love . And it always ended in heartache . So the Great Witches ' Council convened and it was decided to abdicate that power . We got in a circle , we held hands . We promised . Love is too precious for anyone to tamper with . I ca n't believe you did that . Hilda : Well , it 's true , dear . Great , the one power that might really be useful , and I do n't even have it . Believe me , Sabrina , it 's better this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Maybe she 'll be one who does n't appreciate her powers . Oh , give her time . It 's not easy , growing up . You never appreciated your magic until you were 200 , if I recall . [bell_rings] As the flames engulfed her , her screams grew louder . Her struggle ceased , a smile locked on her twisted face . Such was the fate of Abby Lang , the witch . Did she really cause the storm that destroyed the Isle of May lighthouse in 1636 ? We 'll never know . But they thought so . Any comments , Sabrina ? No . One more thought : during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I , 1558-1603 , any woman who lured a man into marriage by the aid of makeup high-heeled shoes or a wig was subject to punishment as a witch . How many young ladies in this room today are guilty of the same with the Spring Fling just around the corner ? Class dismissed . [chattering] Sabrina , hi . Hi . Oh , it 's too bad you had to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ planned . Well , my guess is I would n't have liked it much , anyway Well , maybe some other time . So , I hear Carpenter 's renting a limousine for the Spring Fling . I guess my telling him how cheap he is finally paid off . I just hope he does n't get a white one . They 're so tacky . Katy : We 're probably going in Seth 's Camaro . Fran : You 're going with Seth ? When did he ask you ? He has n't , yet . But I know he 'll ask me when I win the All City . And then I 'll put him out of his misery and accept . Watch this princess throw a fit . Send her a humongous ... [boing] Hey , what 's that on your face ? What ? Come here . Ah ! Oh , my God , oh , my God , oh , my God ! Fran : That 's so gross ! Katy : Oh ! Oh , God . [laughing] Katy , where are you going @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Mm . Remain ... Okay . Okay . First , you take a deep breath and jump . Then when you 're on your way back to the ground , you simply miss . Miss what ? Zelda : You miss the ground . Uh , I do n't know about this whole flying thing . Oh , oh , Sabrina . One of the greatest treats of being a witch is being able to fly . What about that little thing called gravity ? Magic , it 's just a matter of technique , practice , and one other thing . What ? When you feel good about who you are , being true to yourself , then nothing can keep you down . [grunts] Okay , um ... Bad luck . Try again . Okay ? Yeah . Ready , girl ? Okay . [grunts] No , get - - [grunting] Oh . Um ... Okay , um ... Maybe you should give it a rest . She needs to try this on her own . I think you 're right . Okay . [crash] Salem : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at the stake ? No , of course not . Whoever told you that was a liar and a fraud . Usually , they were drowned in a river . - Or hung . - Thanks , I feel a lot better . That was only the bad witches . You 're a good witch . You 've got nothing to worry about . Trust me . Well , I now know how to get Seth to ask me to the Spring Fling . And it 's not by using a love spell . I found a loophole . Meow . Do tell . Do n't be such a nosy cat . You 'll just have to wait and see . Hey , Ward . - Hey . - Hey . All right , we got -- Come on , Sabrina . Get the lead out . I want you on the field now . Every dog has his day , every shark has his fin . But I 've got the sneakers that can run like the wind . - Hey , Sabrina . - Hi , Marnie . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are you okay ? Yeah , fine , great . Runners , take your marks . Set . Hey , Sophomore . Ready to lose ? [starter_pistol] Harvey : Go , Sabrina ! [cheers] All right , my sister ! Go ! Woo ! Move it , Katy ! [panting] [cheering] Woo ! Great , race , Sabrina . You made record time . All right , all right . Yeah ! Look at her ! Woo ! Woo ! Wow ! Holy Moses . Coach : Sabrina , you can stop now . Sabrina . Way to go . Thanks . Hey , Sabrina . That was a great run . - It was , really -- - Thanks . Careful she does n't run over you , Harvey . A little competition never hurt anybody . One race does n't make a winner . Well , everybody has an off day , huh , Katy ? Yeah , well , I 'm just saving myself for All City . That 's when we 'll separate the winners from the losers . Okay . [chattering] Look , there 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Hey , Sabrina . Over here . You talking to me ? Yeah , you . Come on , join us . It 'll be fun . Oh , I do n't know . Do n't worry . Katy went home to lick her wounds . There 's space . Oh , well . Sure , why not ? Great . Come on . Come on , Marnie . It 'll be fun . Sure , I mean , I do n't think there 's much space left at the table , but , sure . Actually , I just remembered that I forgot something at my locker , so - - I 'm gon na go get that . - But Marnie -- - Suit yourself . Come on . Better go , Sabrina . There 's only so much room at the table . Fran : Hi , Sabrina . - Hi . - Hi . Katy is so mad . She thinks you cheated somehow . She 's throwing a fit . So we were just discussing Freddi 's new nose . What do you think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I mean , it will be when the swelling goes down . Dr . Hoftedder is a genius . He 's going to do my lips next . What do you think ? Well , I think they 're fine now . [chuckles] You 're kidding , right ? How can you be all that you can be if you 're not willing to look like someone else ? You know what I mean ? So , who does your hair ? I do . Oh , that 's okay . We 'll get you out of your cocoon in no time . So , are you going to beat Katy at the All City race ? I 'm sure going to try . Sabrina , cut the modesty shtick . We 're your friends now . [chuckles] [slurping] Oh , sister . We 're made some chili , sweetheart . Would you like some ? No , no thanks . I think it could use some eye of newt . Just kidding . I knew that . So , anything exciting happen today ? Yeah . I finally @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , got him ? Well , I found a way around that no love spell rule . I put a spell on my running shoes , I beat Katy , and Seth was so impressed , I 'm sure he 's going to ask me -- Sabrina , did n't you read the magic book ? Did n't Salem tell you ? Salem : Uh-oh . Tell me what ? You did tell her , Salem , did n't you ? You are supposed to be helping . Well , not exactly . Why did n't you tell her ? Is n't it obvious ? He wants her all to himself . What are you talking about ? Hilda : Shame on you , Salem . Zelda : Double shame . Would somebody please tell me what 's going on here ? It 's right here in the book . Where 's the book ? Here it is . Witches and cows ... Humans . Witches and humans . Witches are forbidden to use witchcraft to win love , but if witchcraft is used on a mortal in any form @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in his heart , and his kiss shall ... His kiss shall what ? His kiss shall turn you into a witch 's familiar . You mean I 'll be turned into a cat ? For 90 years . But if he loves you with a pure heart , then you 're okay . Oh , well ... I know Seth would love me that way . You know , with a pure heart . Then there 's no problem . Love is something that 's given freely by others because they want you to have it . And animal passion alone begets animal passion , just like Salem . You mean Salem -- 'Fraid so . Salem was once a misguided warlock . But it was worth it . Well , I know Seth and he would never ... Oh , well ... Then you have nothing to worry about . Teenagers . Hi . Excuse me ? Did somebody say something ? Come on . Do n't take it personally . So how was your power lunch with Katy 's gang the other day ? It was no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mean , did you see the way they looked at me ? No . I did n't . The truth of the matter is , I did n't feel that comfortable there either . So ? So ... I just wanted to tell you I 'm sorry . Go on . You 're not going to make this easy , are you ? No way , sister . Look , I know I 've been acting strange lately . It 's Seth . I 've never felt this way about anyone before . Does your heart start pounding ? Yeah . And you start to feel a little faint when he 's near ? Like I might just fall over . And your palms get all sweaty ? Drenched . Have you ever felt like this ? Nope . No , I have n't . So that 's not how you feel about Jeff ? No , that 's not how I feel about Jeff . I 'm going to the Fling with Jeff for one reason and one reason only . What 's that ? He asked me . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that 's all I need . Should n't sell yourself short . I 'm not selling myself at all . I mean , I 'm just being realistic . It 's a dance . It 's not a marriage . Jeff 's fine . So , you really have it bad , though , do n't you ? Yeah . Poor kid . But you know , once I win All City for the school , I know Seth will ask me to the Spring Fling . I just know it . Well , then a girl 's got ta do what a girl 's got ta do , do n't we ? Will you help me , Marnie ? Yeah , sure . How ? I 've got a plan . Phase two . Well , what was phase one ? Do n't ask . I 'm gon na win him on my own . Well , of course you are . With my help . [chuckles] Right . So let 's do this . - Ready ? - Yes . - Let 's go . - Okay . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Kick Katy 's butt . Go , go , go , go ! Woo ! Yay ! Yeah ! Woo ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! Hey , Harvard . You do n't happen to have an extra set of those questions for econ , do you ? What questions ? The one's on the test I 'm supposed to take next period . No , Seth , I do n't . Sorry . Well , I guess I 'll have to get them from somebody else , then . So , you and Katy still history ? Well , I have n't actually made up my mind . But I 'm probably going to ask whoever wins All City . Unless , well ... Unless maybe you should ask Katy out . Do n't be ridiculous . What 's the matter ? Do n't you like her ? Sure , I like her . I mean , what 's not to like ? Any guy would have to be insane not to want to -- It 's only that -- Yes ? She 's not my type @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got a babe lined up for the Spring Fling , do n't you , Harvard ? I 'm still working on it . [cheering] All : Woo ! P.A . : Would all contestants please report to center field ? Coach : Okay , ladies , this is it . The big one . Today , we are going to be in competition and the whole idea behind competition is to win . All : Yeah ! Am I making myself clear ? All : Yeah . Good . All right , so , let 's go , Riverdale ! [cheering] Right on ! P.A . : The owner of a brown Chevrolet , you left your lights on . Is n't that Sabrina 's friend , Harvey ? Yes , it is . He 's awfully cute . He looks troubled . Perhaps I 'll just see what he 's thinking . Zelda . He looks so unhappy . Okay , then be quick . Okay . Zelda : Oh . Hilda : What ? Zelda : He wants Sabrina to lose . Why ? Well , have n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh . - Oh , my . - Uh-huh . Love . Ca n't live with it , ca n't live without it . Oh . Thanks . I 'm on my own now , win or lose , so drain the magic from my shoes . And the plot thickens . P.A . : Ladies and gentlemen , please stay clear of the track . trumpetfanfare , [cheering] [sighs] [starter_pistol] [cheering] Yeah ! Yes ! P.A . : Katy Lemore of Riverdale High winsthesprint . Well , could n't stay away , could you , Salem ? Salem : I thought you 'd be interested to know that Sabrina is not going to use any magic . She 's testing this boy 's love . Oh , Zelda . Maybe she will be the witch we expected her to be . Ta-ta . P.A . : Ladies and Gentlemen , the up to date results ... [cheering] Oh . Oh , yes ! Sabrina ! P.A . : The winner of the broad jump event isSabrinaSawyer of Riverdale High . CentralHigh comes in second andWesternin third . RiverdaleHigh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ SecondplacegoestoCentral . Third , Western . Come on . P.A . : Ladies and Gentlemen , the winner of the All City meet comesdownto oneevent : the800-meterrun . Oh , God . I ca n't watch . [starter_pistol] Ugh ! [gasping] No , she 's got to do this on her own . Every dog has his day , every shark has his fin . And I 've got the sneakers that can win . Sabrina . So , do you want to go to the Spring Fling , or what ? ? [marching_band] ? All : Yay , Riverdale ! Hey , Harvey . How 's it going ? Hi , Sabrina . So , Seth asked you to the dance , huh ? Yeah . You really like him , do n't you ? Him ? Seth ? Yeah , I do . I guess every girl in the school would say the same thing . Can I ask you a question ? What 's he got -- What makes him so -- Perfect ? Well , first , there 's his smile -- No , no . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Harvey ? It 's just that I 've been thinking a lot about you and me . There 's something I want to tell you . What ? Aw , nothing . Have a nice time with Seth . You 'll save a dance for me , right ? Sure . You promise ? Of course . Great . [purring] You can turn around now . Do you like it ? Wow . I mean , meow ! You know what I mean . Do you think Seth will like it ? - Yeah . - [car_honking] Unless someone slapped him with a stupid stick . Hilda : Sabrina ? Are you coming down ? That must be him . Wish me luck . [sighs] Is he here yet ? Well , he appears to be waiting in his car . Well , I better get going . If he was a gentleman , he would come to the house , introduce himself properly , and escort you to his nice car . Maybe he 's no gentleman . She 's in big trouble . Maybe we should drive you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ? [hip-hop] ? - Hey , Sabrina . - Hi , Seth . You do n't mind if we give these guys a lift , do you ? Oh , no . That 's okay . - Wicked . - Hi , guys . Hiya . Hockey 's much tougher than football . What ? Have you ever seen a Riverdale hockey player ? Maybe he 'd like to be turned into a mouse . Oh , do n't be silly . She 's so vulnerable . We 've got to help her . Hilda , rules are rules . There can be no intervention . This is one lesson she 's just going to have to learn on her own . Hey , Seth , what 's going on ? Seth , man , what 's going on ? - Hilda . - What ? - I 'm not doing anything . - Put the car down . Put the car down . C'm on , let 's go , let 's go . [tires_squealing] Another game of fish . ? [synthpop] ? Cool . One for me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Okay . This silver and white thing is just brilliant . You 're so great . Yeah , uh , thanks . Hey , uh , listen . Is Sabrina here yet ? Marnie : I have n't seen her . Hey , Seth . Hey , Seth . ? If you can be open ? ? I can do without the attitude ? ? So just be straightforward , that 's all I ever ask of you ? Seth , over here ! Can you excuse me for just a sec , Sabrina ? I 'll be right back . Okay . Sure . ? Is there a lack of ? ? Communication ? ? It 's just a lack of ? ? Communication ? ? Ooh , oh ? ? You run and hide ? No , no . What I mean is are we going to hit the lookout after the Fling , or what ? It 's tradition , man . Yeah , right . Uh , Seth . You know , I 'm really kind of thirsty . Oh , you know what ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ would you ? You guys thirsty ? - Nah . - I do n't want anything . Get me a root beer . Thanks . Thanks . Yeah , so , um ... How 's it going , Cinderella ? Fine . Can I get four colas and a root beer for Prince Charming ? So what 's the prince like up close and personal ? Well , there are a lot of people around . It 's kind of loud . I guess there is n't enough of him to go around , huh ? Hey , look . There 's Marnie and Jeff . Wow , she looks like she 's having a great time . Go , Marnie ! ? It 's just a lack of ? ? Communication ? ? Is there a lack of ? ? Communication ? ? It 's just a lack of ? ? Communication ? ? Whoa ! ? ? Is there a lack of ? ? Communication ? Hey , remember , one dance for me , right ? You promised . Sure . Really ? A promise is a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Alone . It 's very important . Yeah , yeah . We 'll get one later . Thanks . Nice outfit . What can I do for you ? I 'm not falling for this cutie pie act of yours . You 're not some innocent little sophomore . I 'm onto you . All this voodoo stuff . I 'm gon na tell everyone that you 're some kind of a witch . I am ? That 's ridiculous . I 'll get you , my pretty , and your little dog , too . [cackles] You really are a witch , and I 'm gon na tell everyone . Wait , Katy . Come back . You ca n't ! Come back ! You , who lives to impress , change back into your poodle pest . [barks] [whines_and_barks] [dog_barking] - Hey , guys . - Hi . Hey , there you are . There 's a bunch of us going up to Lookout Point . Let 's go . It 'll be fun . I want us to get to know each other a little better @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have a dance with him . We 'll be back in lots of time . I promise . Scout 's honor . I do n't know . Do n't know what ? Do n't you trust me ? Well , sure . Well , then , come on . Hey , have you seen Sabrina at all ? Both : No . [dog_barking] Hey , has anyone seen Sabrina ? Uh , yeah . She went up to Lookout Point with Seth . Some guys have all the luck , you know what I mean ? Later . - So , what are you doing ? - Well -- Uh , hey , can I borrow your bike ? Sure . Thanks a lot . What ? Wow . It 's beautiful . Come on over . I am over . No , closer . I thought you said there were going to be a lot of other people here . Everybody that counts is in this car right now . But I think what we need here is a little less talk and a little more action . Relax @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to know each other . Sabrina . It 's getting late . No , we have the whole night . I mean , nobody comes back from the Fling until dawn . It 'd be uncool . It would ? Yes . It would . Seth , I want you to take me back now . You want me to take you back ? Yeah . You promised . I promised that ? Yes . Oh . Oh , yeah , that must have been me trying to get you to come to Lookout . I , uh -- Oh , come on . Just one kiss . No . Just come on . No . You lied to me . Then why 'd you come up here ? I do n't know . Do n't know what ? Look , come on . Where are you going ? The dance is almost over . We wo n't make it back now , anyway . So get back in the car . I would n't get back in that car with you for anything . You 're no boy scout @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ [no_audible_dialogue] alarm , [honking] Oh , what now ? [honking] What the -- Come here ! Stop ! [shouting] Stupid car ! What 's going on ? Come here ! Harvey , is that you ? [grunts] Need a lift ? What are you doing here ? I thought I 'd get some fresh air . You know , check out the stars . That sort of thing . Yeah , right . Come on . Well , if you really want to know , I came to rescue you . But I can see you 're okay . I 'm not so sure . I 've been a real idiot . Big time . Do n't be hard on yourself . Can you forgive me ? Yeah , sure . Friends ? Friends . You know , I only have one regret . That we wo n't get to have our dance . Me , too . You know , I 've got an idea . We can still make it . Get on . I 've got a better idea . Come here . Close your eyes . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for music only we two can hear . Do you hear that ? [laughing] Look ! What ? - What ? - Did n't you see that ? No . But -- How did we get here ? You drove us . On the bike . Do n't you remember ? Oh , yeah . Right . ? Ooh ? ? La , la , la , la , la , la , la ? ? If you ever need a friend ? ? He 'll be there for you , he 'll be there for you ? ? If ever you 're in trouble ? ? He 'll see you through , he 'll see you through ? [dog_barking] [laughs] [chattering] [barking] [no_audible_dialogue] Katy , what are you doing ? I have no idea . What happened ? I do n't know . What are you all staring at ? Seth . - You all right ? - Oh , Seth . Can you ever forgive me ? I only dumped you because I wanted to improve the quality of our love . I 'm so ashamed . ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they make a beautiful couple ? Just beautiful . Oh ! Ha , ha , ha ! ? You can call him up ? ? Morning , noon , night or day ? ? There is no problem too big for him to handle ? ? He 'll never leave or forsake you ? ? He 'll be there ? What 's the matter ? Do I seem different to you ? Have I changed ? Yes . You 're even more beautiful . ? Protection from all harm ? ? If you need a hand to hold ?

@@5214141 Welcome . And thank you for choosing to view We here at Forefront Films and Sneak Preview Entertainment understand that some of you may have never seen homosexuals engaged in any sort of positive physical contact So we would like to take a moment , before we start , to acclimate you . This is a lipstick- lesbian , so called because of her feminine beauty , her rose- colored lip cosmetics , and her homosexual predilection . And this is another lipstick lesbian . You see ? Nothing to be frightened of . In fact , many heterosexual men consider such images beaut ? ful and/or sexually arousing . Now , lets move onto men . This is a gay man , or what some in the community might designate as a " gym queen , " so called because of his time spent at the local gymnasium perfecting his musculature . And here is another homosexual man . You see , just like two buddies after a ball game . Again , nothing to be afraid of . Thus ends our introduction . We hope this has been informative as well enlightening . Enjoy the show . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ guy . I like him and its a million years since I " ve been with anyone and , maybe its only a month since i've had sex , but it seems like a million years . Anyway , it " s been years since i've been with someone I liked . Not that I know him that well , but he reminds me of an ex . Anyway , he " s got a great body and there " s a real physical attraction , so at least that " s a start . To be honest , I feel like I could really love this guy . Okay , so I can " t remember his name right now , butat the time I felt like I really , really loved him . Or could love him . It was intense , that's the point . So I had been down on him for like all of one second , and all of a sudden he cums ... Okay , okay , so I " m thinking , what should I do ? Should I spit it out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ nearby towel ? Should I swallow ? What would Miss Manners do in this situation ? And suddenly I remember what my friend Tara once told me . So I was brought up to be a good , obedient Catholic girl , who always did what was expected . Who knew you could spit ? . Until my friends told me I was nuts . They ask me if I " m a spitter or a swallower , like there " s a friggin " choice . And then they tell me that they spit it out all the time , and guys don " t even notice . So , never do anythin " you don " t want to , even if it seems rude at the time . Because all men , basically , are dogs . Some are poodles , some Dobermans , but you're all dogs . So that got me to thinkin , what do straight guys do ? I asked Taras man if straight guys swallow when they go down on women , and if the women notice one way or the other @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know . Usually , they " re just so stoked that it " s happening , they do n't really want to ask any questions . So then I decided ask my friend Megan about lesbians but she was no help . No , Vincey , we do n't swallow . We spit it out into Mason jars and then examine it at our weekly Womyns Encounter Sessions . Okay , so some people don " t like talking about this stuff . But I think it " s important , " cause to tell you the truth , I do n't mind swallowing . It makes me feel closer to the guy . It " sjust all this HIVstuff . And I did want to prove my love to what " s his name here . And then I started thinking about this guy Ned and decided it was all his fault . One night I spent eight hours , count " em , 8 hours ! Tryin " to make this guy cum . After the first hour , it is no longer any fun . After the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ After that , it " s like being stuck at an Andrew Lloyd Webber show . you're praying " for it to be over . All of a sudden I just said , Fuck it . L " mjust gon na swallow . This " ll prove to Speedy here that I love him and then we " ll move in together , get a dog , pick china pattems , get Lakers season tickets and live happily ever after . So I swallowed . And at that moment I felt love . I really did ... For about twenty seconds , it felt really great . - And then this guy says , - " You really shouldn " t have . Its really not considered safe . " " Nothing " s a hundred percent safe you fucking idiot ! " That " s what I wanted to scream . Instead , I just smiled . Thank you Dr . Jocelyn Elders for that safe sex tidbit And then he says to me he can " t stay , but he had a good time so he hopes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ giving me his pager number , and let " s get together again . So then I rush into my bathroom and I gargle fur ? ously with extra-strength disinfectant mouthwash . I even swallow . Why do I always swallow ? . And now lm gon na die . Would you stop being such a drama queen about this ? Why ? I never get to be the drama queen . Vincey , get this through your thick skull . Javis the drama queen , lm the drama queen mother , and you're just a little princess . I'm gon na die and I never had any of my plays produced . - You did too ! - I mean in New York . " Naked Busboys , " last summer ? Poughkeepsie doesn " t count . Well , so you " re not dead yet . Why don " t you stop whinin " and start writin . Well , at least I know now that I am definitely over men . This has finally made me see that I " mjust the type of person who @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a free bird , a Kennedy . So lm giving up the illusion right now . I am not going to waste any more of my time searching in vain for someone to share my life with . Sleeping around is dangerous . Being in a relationship is impossible . Men are scum . And I want nothing more to do with them . Tara , guess what . I just met the cutest guy . So here " s what happened . - We started talking ... - Right . One thing led to another ... - and were having dinner Friday . - Wait a minute . - Friday night ? - Gym-boys coming Friday night ? What , are you nuts ? Were going to Marix . - Marix ? - Yeah . Javi suggested it . No , Vincey ! What about dinner with us ? - You said it was no big deal . - No no . It " s no big deal if you come . If you don " t come , it " s a huge deal . Why ? Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there . And you know how lesbians make Gus nervous . Ever since he saw " Basic Instinct " ... and that was years ago . Okay , so , what's going on ? Nothin " . Oh , really ? L " m not supposed to tell you . But you're going to , right ? Okay , but you have to swear not to tell anybody . - You " re a tough nut to crack . - Vincey , you have to swear . Just swear , Vincey , or forget it . I swear . There , you happy ? Okay ... Javi just found out he " s HIV positive . What ? Yeah . My God , I was just talkin " to him . - What are his T-cells ? - Don " t make a big deal about this . Has he started the cocktail yet ? He " s fine , okay ? End of discussion . Man . Just let Javi tell you the way he wants to , okay ? Just be there Friday night . Because it " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who " s in a good relationship with me , and Dwight and Diego , and Robin and Sarina and , you know even Megan and Jared ... You have to be there to remind him there are other lonely , desperate gays still around . Well , as long as you put it that way . Vincey , you know what I " m talking about . You have a lot going for you , but you " re not in a relationship . Yeah , well , that " s all gon na change real soon . Oh , really , Vincey . Do tell . What ? I do nt want to discourage you from gettin " involved , but let " s be realistic . you're a Christmas Eve type person , you can never enjoy the presents after they're open . As soon as you find there's a living , breathing person behind the image , you lose interest . Its not my fault all the guys I date turn out to be psychopaths . - Well , its certainly not mine . - You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ culture we " re living in . Gay men are brought up to be liars . Vincey , don " t start on one of your theories cause l " m not buyin it . The point is that this guy , Buzz , seems at least not to be a bullshitter . Vincey , baby , I " ve got a newsflash for you : All men are bullshitters , gay or straight . All men ? You got a dick , you're a liar . It " s a simple rule . Oh , wait , not that one . No , it " s fucking ugly . Get rid of it . I like it . Put it back . Some poor , sick , homeless , gay man needs this a lot more than you . Selfish . - What time " s dinner ? - Wait a minute ! You told Javi you had a date , so you can " t come . - I said I " d be by for dessert . - All right , then , that " s what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... - No , or hell know I told you . Stop being such a fag-hag about this . I want to be there . You stop being a fag , III stop being a fag-hag . Dessert . Friday night . My house . Ten o " clock . Period . He knows it pisses me off when he calls me that Fag-hag . I hate that . But then again I had to cut Vincey some slack , " cause he " d been trapped in dating " hell for a full year back then . He was getting a little testy . I do n't know how two guys ever make it work . It " s hard enough with one penis in a relationship , let alone two . And then on top of that you got all these politicians and so-called religious r ? ghtists . And you have those gay-bashers on the street He had a lot on his mind back then . Then on top of that you have the HIV , AIDS , all that shit . So if sometimes Vincey , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fun as they used to be , well , who can really blame " em ? I see , all I have to do is have the right attitude . Concentrate hard enough , and my virus will go away ? Well , it never worked with my ex-boyfriends , so I doubt itll work for HIV . I'm not sayin that , lm saying right now , you're healthy . But I feel the disease looming over me . I do nt know where , I do nt know when , but I know it " s gon na happen , like the shark in " Jaws " . you're gon na be a barrel of laughs tomorrow night . Excuse me , if I " m putting a crinkle in your social calendar . Look , Javi , lm sorry . I don " t pretend to know what you're going through . I hate the fact I can " t do anythin " to make it better . You know I love you . Why couldn't you have been a gay man ? Some people suspect I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ any easier to deal with , Tar . Did I tell you ? I finally got the dirt on what happened between Megan and Sarina . Really ? Do tell ... - Okay , but swear to tell nobody . - I swear . Cross your heart and hope to ... whoops . i_just knew something was off . I could feel it in her embrace . I wasn't saying anything , yet . Because I am an African American , Lesbian Woman I have strength . I have resolve . And ways of tricking two-timing bitches into telling me the truth . Megan ? I know you had an affair while you were gone , so don " t deny it . I want you to tell me about it , and why it happened . I promise I will not get mad . I don " t know what you're saying . Its very , very important for you to tell me everything . I ... Okay , how did you know ? I wasn't certain . Not until you just said that . Damn , worse than @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ L " m so sorry , Sari . I swear ... - Don " t swear , please . Just tell me . Is it someone I know ? Someone from the company ? - I do nt know what to tell you . - Try the truth . - Sari ... - Please , just tell me . Okay . Then , yes , its someone that you know , and yes , it " s someone from the company . Younger or older ? Older . Is she pretty ? Well , no . But that " s because ... well ... Its a guy . Awhat ? A man ? With a penis ? You want the truth ? Lm telling you . It " s Jared . Jared ? - Jared my cousin ? - Your second cousin by marriage . You mean the same Jared that moved in with us because he lost his job ? Who I got a job ? Who I got an interview at your company ? Is this the same Jared ? Sort of ironic , really , isn " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be some kind of sick joke . He feels really bad about it . He s gon na feel really bad , I get my hands on him . Come on , Sari , let " s face it . The spark went out between us long ago . I can't believe you're saying this . I can't believe you're sleeping with my cousin . Sarina , we haven't had good sex since Martina won Wimbledon . The passion is gone , Sari . Were going through a dry stretch , that " s all . The tide " ll come back if you just give it a chance . Sari , there is no tide . The lake has dried up . That is a lesbian death bed . Oh , no its not ! Because that would mean both of us are lesbians . And you , apparently , are no lesbian ! L " m as much a lesbian as ... As who ? As Jared ? So how do you feel ? Feel like a real woman now ? Stop it ! Please ! You promised @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and be faithful to me ! I know . And I do love you , Sarina . But I don " t have anything inside for you anymore . Not sexual , anyway . - Let " s cut our losses now , while ... - Great idea . Good idea . Move onto the next business transaction ! The next deal ! The next client ! Let " s not be drama queens . We " re dykes , not fags . Why keep referring to yourself as a lesbian ? Did Jared have a sex change and not tell anyone about it ? You can have Mr . Mittens . I don " t want him . I never liked that cat . - Now the truth comes out . - I love that cat ! He s my cat ! Oh , baby girl . I'm sorry . You want me to go over and beat the crap out of her ? III do it . I want you to go beat the crap out of him . Nah , he " d probably like it too @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . In fact , he probably lured her , using drugs or something . They always recruit people into their sicko straight lifestyle . You " re right . Maybe he tricked her , I ... Hello . L " m kidding . Nobody lures Ms . Megan into something she does nt want to do . Besides , I got ta tell you , I always had my doubts - about that lady . - What ? You suspected Megan was straight and never said anything to me ? And say " Sarina , I think your girlfriend wishes you had a dick . " ? You just never liked her . Ever since she dropped out of your stupid Friday night poker game . No , do nt get defensive with me , girl . I'm on your side . Megan tipped out on you to sit on some guy " s overgrown clit . So do nt even try . I'm sorry . Babe lm sorry . Want to go rollerblading ? Want to go on the new Superman ride ? Want to rent bad porno movies @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Now , what I wanted to say was , " Drop the bitch like a bad piece of meat and jump in my bed ! " As you probably guessed , I had a huge crush on Sarina ever since the first moment I looked at that pretty face . But she was with Megan and they were in love and had been together for like a hundred years . So I just kept a little half step back . Besides , girlie- girls like Sarina do n't go for sporty gals like me , despite what they tell you in the dykey-dyke press . It " s all scandalous lies . So I just tried to hug her like an older brother and tried not to get my hard-on . I feel so guilty . I know . So do I . Lets call Sarina up and ask her to join us in a three-way . She " s your cousin . Second cousin , by marriage . We owe her a lot . Both of us . You do nt have to sleep with her . You were @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who you " re screwing ? Let me put it this way , if things didn " t work out between us , would you mind if I fucked your cute younger brother ? Why would I mind ? Idjust have both of you killed . See if we had any other relatives I could fuck . People say I " m blunt and sarcastic . Come on , Meg . there's nothing you can do . I'm sorry , but I just can " t help thinking about her lying in bed , crying . But I " m fertile right now . that's why I came home for lunch and we did it for two hours . But we " ve got ta do it as much as possible . These eggs are nt gettin " any fresher . Tara , you " ve got plenty of years to have babies . No , you " ve got years of sperm left . L " m on a schedule . **33;276;TOOLONG - while-the-eggs " re-fresh schedule . Tara , at this particular moment , I " m spermless @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The cupboard is bare . - Goddammit , Gus , you " re Latino ! - I'm American . What good is it being a Mexican if I can " t get the sperm I need to make my baby ? Do I ask you for much , Gus ? No ! Do I ask you for jewels ? Do I ask you for furs ? Do I ask you to take me out to a fancy restaurant ? No ! Not even to Burger King ! All I ask for is your honesty and your sperm . I don " t even ask for your love . If I got ta ask for that , I do nt even want it . But I got ta have your sperm . Especially now if you're gon na be running off to China , or God knows where ... - It always comes to that . - Yeah . How many times will we have this argument ? 10 times ? A hundred ? I say , let " s get " em all right now , and get " em @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to talk ? No , Tara , I want to sleep . But I need your sperm ! Maybe I should get it from Diego and Dwight like I planned . If it means me gettin sleep , III help you with the turkey baster myself . - Did you remember to get the ... - Milk ? They only had the 2% , not the 1% . But I got some Chardonnay to bring over to Taras tomorrow night . - Will it go with ... - The calamari ? - Yeah . she's doing it in ... - Her fresh tomato pasta ? I like the way she does that . - She uses ... - Fresh parsley . But I think its also the market she gets it at on Fairfax . Everything " s so fresh there . On the way home from church Thursday , we " ll get some salmon . For Fridays barbecue ? Perfect . Oh wait , I " m ... There . Jesus ! Thank you , Lord ! What are you doing ? - You need as much sperm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in ten fucking minutes ! - They " re never on time for nothing . - No , no , no , sweety . Ill get all messy . I don " t have time to freshen up . Stop . Hold on a second . Let me get horizontal so the sperm do nt all come spilling out . Oh , goddamn ! that's the doorbell ! Hold your fucking horses ! We " re coming ! Get off ! Get off ! Hold on ! Hold on ! Coming ! In the kitchen ? Very Jack Nicholson , Jessica Lange of you two . I knew this was gon na happen . Hey , Sarina . You did not just say , " Hi , Sarina . " He said , " Hello , Sarina . How you doing ? " Hello . You " ve been doing well , I hear . - You look nice tonight , Sari . - Oh , Megan , please . I was saying it as a friend . If were friends , shouldn " t we be able to say @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want to know what I think . The only reason I came tonight was because , you know why . I want to remain friendly , but I do nt want to be friends . So lets not get carried away . Look , I know I wasn " t as honest as I couldve been , but ... Megan , please , lets not turn tonight into the Oprah show . - Hey , you guys . - Oh , they " re here . Some friends ! Food ! Food ! I hear food ! Hey , everyone ! You look great ! Looking terribly buff there . - Have you been working out ? - Yeah , you " re bulking up there . God , you " re all here at once ! What did y'all do , van-pool ? We decided to try to be on time for a change . Well , come on in , girlfriends . Cause the first course is mud pie . The dirt will be flung tonight . Tara , a gay man trapped in a woman " s @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ always forget how crowded that place gets . Not that I go there all that much , or anything like that , it " s just that since I do nt get out much , - I forget people go out Fridays . - Vincey , its okay , man . - You think ? - Sure ... So , you do nt go out that much , man ? - Good-looking guy like you ? - I go out . Just not with men . On dates . So , it " s been a while since your last serious boyfriend , huh ? Yeah , the last time was in college . That didn " t count cause he didn " t know he was my boyfriend . One of them , huh ? Yeah , we've all been there . Hello , thank you . How come you " re still single ? Me , now , I " ve got a real excuse . Oh , yeah ? And just what might that be ? Dead boyfriend . Oh , jeez , lm sorry . Its @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , so lm just getting back into this whole dating thing again . Yeah , well , welcome to hell . - Tell me about it , man . - You know , my friend Tara , says she can " t see how two guys ever figure out the dating thing . Cause , like , with straights , everything " s much clearer . Like with sex , did you know that unless there " s vaginal intercourse , - its not considered real sex ? - Really ? Handjob , not sex . Blowjob , not sex . If a guy goes down on a woman , a miracle , not sex ... Now , you see , I say , if I cum and I " m not alone in the room , then it " s sex . It all gets kind of complicated . Yeah , and then you got AIDS on top of everything else . Yeah , but AIDS doesn " t really exist , so that doesn " t count . Excuse me ? AIDS does nt really exist , man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just a construct . Its another way of labelling sexuality as a disease . Look , I don " t know why Vincey brought him but III just ask him to leave . You do nt have to reveal your HIV status to some shmo off the street . Screw it . L " m tired of this whole psycho-drama anyway . Javi ? Listen , everyone . Listen , everyone . Since there " s no gracious way of saying this , I " ll just say it . I recently found out that lm HIV positive . And , well , I wanted you to hear it from me instead of whispers behind my back like Bette Davis in Dark Victory . Does anyone want dessert ? You already knew . Did nt you ? We also have ice cream if anyone would like it . You told them . Did nt you ? How am I gon na keep something like that private , Javi ? - You did nt tell me . - I told you guys to act surprised . Look , the important - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Lf you ever need anything ... I " m not sick yet . - You didn " t tell me . - He " s telling you now . - You haven't told Mommy and Daddy ? - And what if I did ? they're gon na find out sooner or later . If Id gotten a " respectable " disease like cancer , I would have told them , wouldn't you ? Excuse me , but AIDS isn " t a disease . It " s a syndrome . You know , acquired immune Deficiency Syndrome . Javi , if we " re not saying the things we should be saying its because we don " t know what to say . No , don " t feel bad for me . I knew this was eventually gon na happen , and in a sense , I " m relieved . I do nt have to dodge the bullets anymore . I'm one of the walking wounded , like Vanessa Redgrave in " Julia " . I mean , I " m not dying . At least not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ harp on the subject all evening long . Look , let me tell you something . When I went for my test results , in the lobby there was this really gross Ozzie and Harriet , West Hollywood type couple that we all hate . Like you two , but without your charm or grace or intelligence or genuine human warmth . I smiled at them , you know , to wish them luck , but they looked back at me as if just glimpsing my way would infect them . And I did n't even know I was HIVpositive yet I took it as a bad omen . When they came out , of course they turned out to be HIVnegative . As they ran to live an AIDS-free life together , I thought ... Anne Rice is so right : God does kill indiscriminately . Life is so unfair . And that " s when it happened . Believe it or not , they both got hit by a Metro bus . Not hard to believe if you 've seen the way they drive . Those two beaut @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the middle of the street And I thought , how wonderful ! Life is unfair for everyone . And even if its not , who cares ? Your time is up when your time is up . - HIVor no HIV . - Exactly . Besides , it " s not like HIV has anything to do with AIDS . Look , Javi , I don " t know you , but I suggest you seriously look into what we know about HIV before you start taking - any so-called medical treatments . - Are you saying that HIV doesn " t cause AIDS ? - Have you seen conclusive evidence ? - Excuse me , but every medical expert , the CDC , the NIH ... We carry around dozens of harmless little retroviruses in our system , and HIV is no different , not in its makeup , not in its RNA ... Do nt go there . This lunatic theory is so old and so disproven ... Drugs , unchecked syphilis , hepatitis . Cancer , malnutrition , hell , AZT . All these things cause the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that ? People were not this sick in the seventies . Remember those first cases were guys who took ten drugs a night ? - Poppers , screwed anything . - I have a good idea , Buzz , just blame the victims . When you mess with your body , you get sick from a thousand things . But the medical community lumps them together and calls it AIDS . Now they " re all saying you have to have a co-agent with the HIV . Now tell me , that " s sort of like admitting that HIV doesn " t cause AIDS . Wrong . It just means things are nt so simplistic . Look at the common cold . No cure does nt mean it does nt exist . We " re not sure its appropriate to have this conversation now . No , I disagree . Right now is the time you should have this conversation , before your friend does something stupid like taking AZT or one of these protease cocktails , and winds up killing himself . Now , wait just one darn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in combination therapies . Yeah , on white , A-list homosexuals who can afford the medication . We know nothing about the side effects , the long-term ... Buzz , honey , You don " t get the point so let me state it clearly and succinctly . Shut the fuck up ! - We " re not interested ! - Tara ! Do nt you " Tara " me . I can " t believe you bring this wackadoodle to ruin my dinner party . AIDS is the biggest tragedy of the twentieth century . Even Madonna said so . Wait , wait . I'm sorry . All I " m saying is that gay men are being used as guinea pigs . Both Dwight and I know what you " re saying . Fact : HIV has not been proven to cause AIDS . - Only a correlation has-- It " s not fair to offer false hope . - Javi is very vulnerable right now ... - Diego , please . I am not Marlee Matlin from " Children of a Lesser God . " And I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hear this . - You neglect to mention the University of Pennsylvania ... study that shows how HIV does cause its damage . Could we maybe talk about something else , please ? Hear about those two gay guys who got the crap beat out of " em just five blocks from here ? Vincey tells me you " re an ex-artist , Buzz . Your last name isn't Wagner , is it ? Yes . Oh my God ! you're Buzz Wagner ! This mans a genius ! Just encourage him . Maybe hell talk more . No , I saw one of your shows at the Fergimont Station . Why did you stop painting ? Lt " s a long and not very interesting story . So what is this , payback for me tellin " you not to come for dinner ? Look , I know it sounds crazy at first , but we had this great , long conversation over dinner . Let me ask a favour of you . The next time I go to my doctor 's office , would you come with me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this and I get intimidated . Especially when I start to bring up alternative theories or treatments , he turns into Nurse Ratched from " One Flew Over the Cuckoo " s Nest " . Okay , I " ll tell you what . L " ll make you a deal . You model for some paintings , and I " ll go to the doctor with you . But if you just listen to him , he makes a lot of sense . And he hasn " t even gotten into his whole adjacent theory about how AIDS is just like Vietnam in the sense that some early mistakes were made , but we sacrifice blood cause we can " t admit the young died in vain . Just what the world needs . Another theory freak like yourself . - I thought you and Vincey were ... - Wait , Javi , time . Look , I " m just asking you to model that " s all . Besides , I think Vincey and I know that this is not a date . - Why would he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ party ? You don " t really think I ruined her ... ? Oh , man , I really get adamant in my beliefs and ... You really care about this guy , do nt you ? And it " s great to be out with somebody whose that sexy and also has ideas about things . He is a cutie-pie . I think everything I " m saying has a certain amount of merit . - Do nt you ? - Sure . - Vincey thinks there " s more ... - Wait , wait . L " m sure Vincey " s a real nice guy , right ? But there is absolutely no romantic spark between us . But I tell you what . Id love to paint you . Even if you decide you don " t want to do that , III go to the doctor with you anyway , all right ? Okay . - Thank you . - You " re welcome . Oh , Vincey , man , thank you . Thank you for hooking me up with Javi , man . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Thanks again . What ? Fuck him . Yeah , I wish . Buzz , you got Javi a little excited about this whole HIV business . So I " d like to ask you something . - I normally wouldn " t ask , but ... - But what ? You want to know if I " m HIV positive , right ? Yeah , I " d like to know . As a matter of fact , no . I don " t have it . L " m negative . Bye . Don " t you think it " s unfair for you to be talking all this talk ? Because ultimately , it " s not your life on the line , Buzz . You could be wrong , and go on living your life . - Misinformation could cost his life . - Yes . You " re absolutely right . It is a big ass responsibility , and I could be wrong . But let me ask you a question ... what if I " m right ? What if HIV doesn " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and dies ? Who " s gon na be responsible then ? You ? I think there " s been enough death and suffering for everybody to take a little piece of blame , don " t you ? And on that cheery note , I want to remind y'all , regarding Javi " s condition you have to swear not to say anythin " . Good night , Spalding Gray , it " s been really nice having a conversation with you . My God , where does Vincey find these guys ? Okay , sugar-dumpling , tell Auntie Miriam what the problem is . Oh , I know . I bet it " s that , lm not in a relationship thing again , huh ? Look , here it is again . These gay-bashers are all whining about how they in fact are the real victims . That the only reason they killed those gay guys is because the gay guys put the moves on them . Give me a break . What makes every straight guy think all these queers are after them ? Well darling @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ m often mistaken for being straight . You don " t know what its like being pursued by all those gorgeous homos all over town . I mean it " s like a living hell . You couldn " t begin to imagine . It " s not funny , Mike . Yes it is . No , its not . Nothing ever changes . The cops never even looked for the fuckers who beat me up in college . It seems like it " s still all the same . You know , darling , that kind of violence has been around since time began . I was there . I really am that old . Okay , now tell Aunt Miriam what the problem is . I mean , I do nt mean this as a put down , but you've come this far without a boyfriend , Maybe you should examine that . i've just been unlucky . I mean there's nothing wrong with a person going through life single . Lots of people do it , and they love it . It doesn " t mean @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that . Please , we do nt have to mimic heterosexual coupling patterns . What radical homo group are you with this week ? Now don " t take that tone of voice with me , young lady . Where " s it say that two men have to settle down and register . I just do nt understand , Mike . I'm sorry . L " m tired of kissing strangers . I don " t know if I can do it anymore . I know where you " re coming from with that . I really do . So what are you saying ? L " m saying that I " m sick tired of hanging out with your fiends . - What ? - Of hanging out with your friends . - You mean , like your brother ? - We " re together because of him . that's not what I mean . You mean you " re tired of hangin out with faggots and dykes . - That sounds too fucked up . - Gus , it " s a fucked up world , okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - We don " t have to live here . I have to live here . My job is here . My life is here . My friends . And your brother who has HIV . weren't you listening to Buzz ? HIVs got nothing to do with AIDS . - Everyone knows that . - He could be right . Or a lunatic . that's my point . I can " t friggin tell anymore . So , why do nt you just run off to China then ? Why do nt you run off to Mongolia or Russia ? Lm sure life is simpler anywhere but here . - Why do you treat me this way ? - Oh , fuck off ! she's pissed " cause if I do go , she won't get that baby . You see , that " s what I like about Megan . - She " s not into that baby crap . - Newsflash , hombre : All chicks want babies . And they " ll say or do anything to get " em . - All chicks ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a fucking liar , man . It " s a simple rule . Sojust go on your trip . Who " s stopping you ? Tara . My brother . Tara " s a good thing . Id be stupid to walk away . She is a total popn fresh . Not that I " d ever , that shed ever ... Besides , me and Megan are strong . Real strong . I just meant , you know ... Tara , she " s a nice-looking lady . there's a lot to be said for that . And then there " s that shit with my brother . How could he let himself get fucked up like that , man ? With that HIVand shit ? You know how my parents are gon na react ? They " re gon na get heartburn ? No , they're gon na fuckin die . Everybody fucking dies , man . Your parents do nt have to live with the shit Javi " s gon na get . And neither do you . So , what are you sayin ? If it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ knew I was there for him . Yeah , well , Javi already knows that shit . Oh , he does ? All right , then . Just take your fucking shot , man . - So , you think its bullshit ? - I do nt know . Javis at the doctor " s right now . My question is , how are you about all this ? Dwight , be careful , baby , that " s heavy ... I know you were really hopeful about the relation . Look , Sarina , I talked to Javi . And I told him , " Go for it . " I still do nt see it . I know the world has been populated by strange couples , Sonny and Cher , Fred and Ethel , Bert and Ernie ... But if its going okay for them , then I say go for it , you know ... But what is up with you and Robin ? - Yeah , what " s up with that ? - We " re great . And that's why you " re @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cluttered up this place . Why not get a two bedroom ? Robin " s wanted to move for years . L " ve never lived on my own . I went from home to college to Megan . I need to try this . Living alones not that great , Sarina . There " s no one to blame if the bathroom " s dirty . That " s it , you work on her , Vincey . - Think of the money you'd save . - You would save money . Can I have this ? Can I have it ? No . I don " t want to rush into anything this time . You think you love her ? I don " t know . She " s great . she's supportive . She gives me my space , though shed prefer that space to be in the same apartment . - We have good times . I just ... - But ? But I don " t know . I don " t know anymore . Yeah , I know . I hear you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I hate them . That " s my ex , David . Is that gon na be me soon ? Do nt have to be . You got that right . So , are you going to want me naked or what ? For ... for what exactly ? Anything . Anything ? Anything . What do you say , that we just start with the painting ? Right ... Sounds good to me . So why did you really stop painting ? You know , same old shit , man . I had a great lover . He was positive . L " m negative . We thought AZT was a good idea . He gets sick . I take care of him . And he dies . And I try to get back into art scene again . But by then nobody " s interested in my shit anymore . So I say fuck it . L " ll go into teaching . You know , less hassle . Less stress . And now you " re ready to take up the cause again . This time with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we were going to take this slowly . Okay . Yes . - It starts 8 oclock tomorrow . - We do nt want you to pray . Just Kool-Aid . I'm busy ! There " re gon na be a lot of single , interesting guys there . - Right , guys we know from church . - I'm so not interested . We both feel awful about Javi and Buzz - and you and what happened ... - Why ? Lm got dumped . You shouldn " t be so self-defeatist about it . You have to have a better attitude . Would you just relax , lm just cleaning crevices . But if you keep annoying me ... We just know a few guys you might get along with . You know what , you guys , I know you mean well , but the world " s different for me than for people who look like you . Things come so easily to you guys , you just have no idea . That is just so not true . First of all , you are just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - To others you " re better looking . - Yeah , you got the whole writer , artsy , goatee thing happening . Very attractive . Exactly . Mechanic . Everything . On top of that , you have to remember that Diego and I have our ups and downs just like anybody else . The difference is we work at our relationship , Vincey . Oh , really ? When was the last time you two had a fight ? - This morning . - Right , it was just this morning . I wanted to make pancakes for breakfast . I hadn " t cooked in a while , so I wanted to cook . Except , I can not make pancakes , so I figured I " d make omelets instead . In the end , we compromised and we went out for breakfast . We went out for breakfast . **28;311;TOOLONG - I can still taste it . - Oh , it was so good . Vincey ? - Come on now , stop . - Come on . No , I did not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ church friend the whole night . You know , the one who dresses Barbie dolls like the Virgin Mary , and puts them in his window to guard the apartment against evil spirits . No , no , no this is not funny , you guys , because now I am horny and lm depressed , and I might just kill somebody , and it may be just one of you two . Look , I " m sorry that none of my friends came to see you . - Whered they go ? - I had a good time . I'm sure you did . With all the girls throwing themselves at you . I was ready to smack the shit out of that green-eyed bitch hanging all over you . - Sister Elizabeth was friendly . - Oh yeah , sure , right , sister . - Is she a stripper ? - I got ta go pee . - Vincey , now ? - Come on . - Pee ? - What is it with you men ? Look , I want to apologize . Sarina told @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , its no big deal . I just got my signals crossed . It happens all the time . Are you sure ? Are you gon na break up with him ? What good would that do me ? If you guys are happy , then great . There " s so much shit in this world , if you can find something good , I want you to have it . Now don " t pee on my leg . Look at these cocksuckers . Rise and shine boys ! Where you going " , baby ? Hey , faggot , ever get a bat shoved up your ass ? Fore ! Oh , that " s gon na leave a mark . You gon na take out your wallet , or are we gon na have to knock your fuckin " teeth out first ? - Suck us off better . - Yes ! Hey , I bet you take it up the ass real nice , fag-boy . Yeah , yeah , like that . - Dude , beer bottle . - On it . Hold still @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Help me ! Help me ! Now baby , you got ta relax . Or this isn't gon na be pleasant for you . You get away from him ! Get away from him ! Motherfuckers ! Motherfucker ! You want to fight ? You want to fight ? Vincey ! What about you , huh ? Don " t fucking come near me . Stay the fuck away from me . This fucker was about to shove a beer bottle up my ass . All right man , just fucking let him go , okay . - Where are your buddies now ? - His friends might come back . I do nt see em anywhere . Tell me you guys feel sorry for this little shit ! Fucking let him go ! - His friends might come back ! - You got ta stay away because , otherwise lm gon na have to cut his neck . Vincey ! - Put that goddamn knife away ! - L " ll cut his throat . And then III be a murderer , and you " ll all be accomplices @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ put us all to death . Don " t think I won't do it ! Lm sorry . - Oh , yeah ? - What are you sorry for exactly ? Are you sorry for getting caught ? Are you sorry for taking my wallet ? Stop it right now . - Let him go , Vincey . - Sorry for getting it up the ass while total strangers watched ? But you " re the one got me all heated up , baby . Cute little straight boy like you , You got ta let me get my rocks off . Leave me alone , man ! Relax , this is not gon na be pleasant for you at all if you do nt . Stop it , Vincey . Stop it . Remember who you are . Vincey , put the knife away . Relax ! Relax . It " s just sex . You see , gay boys have learned how to relax , so we can enjoy the secret pleasure of being fucked over all the time . Get the hell out of here ! Now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ number ? Do nt I even get a kiss ? You " re just like all the others ! You motherfucker ! Let go of me you fucking assholes ! Lets get out of here , Diego . Were sorry , Vincey . We did nt know what they were doing . What ? Maybe we should go to the police , and report the whole thing . I ai nt saying shit . Dwight , hello . L " m a fag ... who was drunk in an alleyway and raped a straight man . They " d put me away for life . They got cute boys in prison . You could finally get a boyfriend . Vincey , what if the guy goes and reports it ? Somehow I doubt that dickhead is gon na go to the cops and tell them he got it up the ass by a faggot . Vinceys right , - we should just drop it . - Thank you . Reverend Nelgood said harboring secrets causes horrible nightmares . You told your pastor ? What are you , nuts ? Doesn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " ? No , its priests who can " t mention what they hear in confession . You guys shouldn " t be tellin " anyone . Coming from Miss Tight Lips . Hey , look who " s talking . We did nt do anything wrong . - But you think I did ? - We didn " t say that , okay . Vincey , you did kind of rape a guy . I think the motherfucker got off easy , personally . If that were me , not only would I have fucked up the motherfucker , but Id have shoved the bat up his ass till it bust his skull . - that's what I " m saying . - Then kick him down the street . - This is pretty , very pretty . - You guys aren " t saying this . Believe it . You guys are Christians . - You believe in things , right ? - Yeah , like forgiveness . And what exactly am I supposed to be forgiven for ? I didn " t mean that , Vincey . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the guy like that . Maybe you took the whole thing a little too far . You think maybe , what ? I shoulda let him fuck me ? - I mean , he was cute , but ... - You do nt have to makejokes . Then what do I got ta do ? Cry all day ? Go to the cops and have them lock me up ? Go kill myself ? Look , you guys , I don " t know why I did nt run away or how I got a hard-on , or what I could " ve done differently , except that what happened , happened , and lm glad that at least this time , I fought back . All right , I should shut up but , maybe you need to talk to a counsellor . No , no , I can " t do this anymore , you guys . I'm sorry . In the last seven days , we have talked about nothing else . I got ta get away from you all . Its nothing against any of you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ didn " t mean ... - Stop it ! L " m sorry ! I know . I know . But I have got to get away . I will be fine . Do nt worry about me . Okay ? Just ... Honey , give the man some room . He " ll be fine . You know , Megan told me , when he was in college , some guys beat the shit out of him on campus , and then he disappeared for weeks . Where is she , anyway ? Megan ? Her parents are in town . You wanted to tell them what happened with Megan " s parents . Nah , don " t feel like it . But you hafta swear - not to say anythin " . - I don " t sound like that . - You sound exactly like that . - No I do nt ... Anybody want to hear about her ? A new story ? Okay . I hope you like the salmon , father . Its the best in town . Sarina used to cook us @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Didn " t she darling ? - Yes . Absolutely divine . It was a new taste thrill every time . Not that this isn " t lovely , dear . It really is . Megan can't cook . But you must know that now . But that Sarina ... Did we tell you Sarina sent us flowers ? My God , exquisite ! Absolutely gorgeous ! You know , Jared just got a promotion at work . He " s our new Vice President of Video Planning . Well , that " s terrific , Jared . - Congratulations . - Congratulations , darling . Thank you . Where Sarina got you the interview ? And they gave you the job ? Extraordinary . Really ? With that long hair . How progressive of them ! - He knows Sarina ? - They " re cousins , darling . - Second cousins . By marriage . - Really ? You don " t look like her . She is such a pretty , pretty girl . Where is she living now ? Could we not talk about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ t have to be testy , dear . After all , you did live together for a very long time . God , Mother , anyone else " s parents would be thrilled their daughter was out of a lesbian relationship and seeing a man . A handsome , successful , good man at that , but you two just carry on . She always was a testy one ! Alicia , I think that " s enough . No ! Lts time for honesty . Here , at this table , honesty . You , at a very young age , you came to the two of us and you said to us that you were a lesbian . And that we should just get used to it . And now you bring in this . - Sarina was like a daughter . - Enough . What do we say at P-FLAG ? That is what Id like to know . - P-FLAG ? - Parents and Friends of Lesbians And Gays . Emile and I have been very active in the organisation . L " d also like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , about our experiences which was just about to get a rave in the New York Times Book Review . They love it . And now this . This is really , a little bit embarrassing . You bring in ... you've changed everything now . All right , that's it . L " m not going to mention another word about this . L " ve said my piece , and darling , I would love a drink . Thank you so much . All right . To Sarina . To such a lovely girl . You see , despite the hugeness of what happened with Vincey , our own lives still went on . And we still all had our same old problems . And what was weighing down on my brain was ... I wanted a wedding . A full-scale ceremony . I wanted bridesmaids , freaked-out relatives , flower girl , r ? ng-bearer girl , the whole she- bang . And , if not that , I wanted us to move in together . If not that then a commitment to more nights together . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ more . More , what ? I do n't know . But just lately , I " d had the sneaky suspicion that Megan , that greedy little bitch , was using the Vincey Incident to wiggle back into Sarina " s life . he'd introduced them , so they're on the phone all the time . I didn " t want to deny Sarina her fr ? endships or anything . I ... just felt that ... Megan still had some kind of control over Sarina " s heart Robbie , are you okay ? Baby , I need more time . For what ? Everythings great . i_just don " t understand . I do nt understand why we can't just get a place together ? I just moved in here . Yeah , and you hate it here , baby . I know , honey , but I can't make a commitment right now . I don " t want that . Not until you " re ready to take it to the next level . You talk like were trapped in a video game . No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sick relationship game with me . Look , I told you on the first night , that I can not make a commit . Not yet . I mean , I was in a nine year relationship with the same woman . What ? You want to sleep around ? You want to try men ? You want to get back with Megan ? Is there something specific you want to do besides torture me ? - Bobby-bear ... - No ! Lt " s because lm too butch . What ? I know I " m not girlie-girlie like Megan . L " m not even girlie-girlie like Ru Paul . Shit , next to me , Janet Reno looks fem . But at least with me you know what you're getting . L " m not some confused straight girl playing games with you . You know that butchlfem stuff means nothing to me . Yeah , on a theoretical level . But when it comes to taking me to the teachers " picnic , and everybody " s wondering if that's your little brother , well that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I want to ask you a question . Why is it that everyone can have problems , except for me ? Why is it that I always have to be the understanding one ? Who do I turn to when I need it ? You turn to me . That " s what I " m here for . Yeah , that's what I thought . But you can " t even allow me the " privilege " of getting over a 9 year relationship . No , no , no . Sari , lm sorry . I love you . I love you so much . I don " t want to see you sad . I don " t want to see you cry . L " ll wait , okay ? L " ll wait . Ill wait a whole lifetime if you want me to . And then I think : You idiot ! Whatd you tell her that for ? You have trouble waiting for microwave popcom . So are they going to stay together or not ? I don " t know . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Live , going on no matter how bad it gets . Speaking of mates for life , - guess who I just saw ? . - Vincey and Mr . Beer Bottle ? Tara ... Do nt tell me Diego and Dwight ? Exactly ! Now get this . Buzz and I f ? nished work-out and ran into them in the parking lot I swear , it was like they were avoiding us . They came up with some lame excuse about being in a rush . Well , maybe they were . When have they ever been in a rush to get anywhere , except an Amy Grant concert ? Besides , it was the way they looked at us . They can't possibly be mad at us for not reporting " Vincey , can they ? My guess is that they're still wigged over the whole thing . That " s why we should all get together again . - And nobodys heard from Vincey ? - Nope . Not since the barbecue . And that's been five weeks . I don " t know what to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ times . He s never home . I call every day . I only get his answering machine . I mean , I do nt even know what Id say anymore . " Hi , Vincey , I know you " re probably out keeping " West Hollywood safe by beating " up gay-bashers right now , but when you get a minute , can you give me a call ? " Hey , you better watch out , or he might come after you next . Javi , lm serious . I am really worried about Vincey . You want to worry about something , worry about my shoulder . All right , I saw your shoulder , there " s nothin " there . Where ? Right here . I don " t see anything . Right there . There " s nothing . There " s nothing there . Come on . Its a blotch . It a freckle , man . The tiniest freckle in the world . I think I would know it if I had a freckle on my shoulder , Buzz . People @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ riding last week without your shirt in the park , remember ? Could have happened then . It " s cancer . It " s starting . Nothing is starting , Javi . Come on , man . Besides , we both agreed if you came down with any real illnesses , - we " d investigate them . - Okay then , feel my glands . They " re swollen . Your glands are not swollen . You didn " t feel them . they're not swollen . I can feel them . If you could not feel them , they would not be there . L " m calling Dr . Mellgard . And this time you're not invited . Not after that last episode . It was just too Norma Rae for me . - But Javi , man , look ... - But nothing , Buzz . He is still my doctor . And he " s a respected doctor . Besides , I don " t want him pissed off at me . Especially when my pants are down and his fingers are up my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Sweetie ? III be right out . You got a moment ? Honey , lm really late for work . This won " t take long . - Fuck ! - Exactly . What the fuck is this ? - Are you going through my things ? - Don " t even try that approach . Let me dry off , okay ? What , so you were gon na just leave without tellin me ? " Honey , I " m goin " to the store for ex-lax , " and then never come back ? We " ve talked about this before , Tara . This isn " t something new . Its a ticket to the Middle East ! I can't stay here ! - What about your_job ? - The one you " re making me late for ? Right , it " s my fault . I'm making you late for work . You can " t just wander off . - You " re not a kid anymore . - Don " t tell me what I can not do . You want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ said that from the start . Yeah , well talk is one thing , but this , this is sayin you'd rather wander around the war capitals of the world than stay with me . Like there " s no violence in L.A . can't you just stop for a second and think what you " re giving " up ? You think I haven't ? No , I do nt think you have . Cause III tell you one thing you " re not gon na find out there , in Cairo or anywhere else , and that's me . It would be different if you were a scientist and wanted to explore the rainforests , or you were a businessman and wanted to open an office in Beijing . That would be something totally different . But you " re so vague about it . It " s not like you " re running towards something but runnin " away . I think by the time you realise that and come back to get what you left behind , it " ll be too late . I know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I love you , Gus . And don " t you think I love you too ? I don " t know . Do you ? Yeah , of course I love you , Tara . But I can " t stay . If what we've gots not strong enough to last till I come back , then that " s something I just got ta risk . But i've never left California . I only did community college . I can " t say why I got ta do this . But that night when Vincey did that shit , I kept thinking I " ve lived such a totally sheltered life . That all this shits happening to all these people , but everything that happens to me is through you and people I know . I was having this totally fucking bizarre experience , but then I realised that I wasn't having any experience . That I was just watching . Not that I want to be doing what Vincey did , but I got ta start doing something on my own . But it " s @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got ta be on my own . that's the best way I can put it . Baby , you_just got ta let him go . - What else can you do ? - I could break both his legs , so he'd have to cancel his stupid trip . Got any brandy to go in this ? - Tara , its 9 in the morning . - Yeah , so ? What " s your point ? We should be drinking Bloody Marys . Its hard for me to believe Gus would pull this crap on me , but it " s even harder to believe that Sarina has nt called you yet . that's gon na happen sooner or later . You don " t know anything for sure , so let " s not jump to conclusions . Tell me what happened . And start from the beginning ... - Robin ? - Darling ? Sorry to bother you at this hour , but I have to talk to Sarina . Baby , it " s telephone ... telephone . Hello ? 0 Thank God you " re @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Megan , what's wrong ? Just , please , just come . I need you . What is it ? Lt " s ... its ... Mr . Mittens . what's happened ? He " s ... he " s not moving ! Megan probably poisoned the cat to get Sarina over there . Did you take him to the vet ? You " re the first one I called . Here . Thank you . L " ll be right there . You did what ? Her car " s in the shop , so I told her to take my truck . What are you , nuts ? Since when is Megan so helpless ? She " s acting like a little girl . If I can " t trust Sarina , then I don " t ... It " s not a matter of trusting Sarina . It " s a matter of separating the sheep from the wolf . Speaking of wolves , where the hell is that stupid Jared ? How come he couldn " t drive her over there ? He s out of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . So what happened ? You broke a finger ? You can't pick up a phone and call poor Robin here ? I been puttin all kinds of sick ideas in her head . I'm sorry . One kiss . Okay , look . We were driving around all night , trying to find a stupid vet . And then when we did , they had to pump Mr . Mittens stomach , and then hook him up to an I.V . And then we couldn't find a pay phone . - In L.A . ? - No , a pay phone that worked . We lost track of time ... I'm sorry , baby . - How sorry ? - Really sorry . Really sorry ? I guess lm not needed around here anymore . L " ll just go somewhere else to be miserable . Bye . L " m glad you did nt get your stomach pumped . Bye . - Bye . - Bye ! Hello , V ? ncey , it " s me , Tara . Guess what Javi and Buzz just had a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was more dramatic than " Gone With The Wind . " So , let me tell you exactly how he told me , but you have to swear not to tell anybody . Get ready for this . It " s gon na be a real shocker . They are arguing about H-l-V . Big surprise , right ? Buzz pulled another Larry Kramer with Javi " s doctor . So Javi " s all ... I won't bet my life on it . There are too many big brains that say that HIV does matter . And then Buzz is all ... I know this shit scares you . And that " s when Javi goes ... I can " t live on that kind of rollercoaster . And they are going back and forth , back and forth . And f ? nally Javi says ... HIV is killing me ! Of course , he " s as healthy as a horse . He " s got more T-cells than bad ortfits and that " s a lot But he was pushed over the edge , poor dear @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the lipstick . And then not to be outdone , Buzz is Elizabeth Taylor in " Who " s Afraid of V ? rginia Woolf " Only his hair was little bit different . You know how Javi loves being the drama queen . So , he " s all , " lm leaving . Goodbye . " And then Buzz is all , " No , no , you " re not I " m leaving . " Of course neither one of them is going anywhere because they just thrive on this kind of interaction . But finally Javi does leave . He storms right out the door . - And Buzz says ... - Where you going ? Lt " s your house . I do hope they make up because , well , they are kind of cute together . Anyhow , take care , honey , I " ll talk to you later . You okay ? Lt " s Buzz . Yeah , what about him ? I left him just now . You asked . - I didn " t say anything . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Buzz is okay . What happened ? I do nt want Buzz sticking around out of sympathy for me . Well , Buzz seems like he " s really into you . And you seem like you're really into Tara . But you " re leaving anyway . That " s fucked up , isn " t it ? Ahh , yeah ... but you're gon na pull a Terminator . you'll be back . Yeah , sure , eventually . Question is will she take me back ? that's something I got ta risk . Something you should think about before you fuck up a good thing . So she's still not talking to you , huh ? - You know how she is . - Yeah . Better watch yourself . I think you should do something to make it up to her . I didn " t do nothing wrong . i've been telling her for months that lm going , and now I am . Now see , that's the difference between you and me . When I screw something up with someone ... I try @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You know , like , bake " em a good dessert , buy some flowers . You know , something . And at that moment , I knew , I knew that that was gon na be the best fuckinbreakfast ever . Hi , Vincey , this is Tara . I know you " re still ... workin " through things but I thought I " d give you the weekly update on what's going on . You have to swear not to tell anybody . Of course , you " re not talkinto anyone , so who you gon na tell ? Dwight and Diego , they broke up ! No , I " m just kidding . And me and Gus are having lots and lots of sex . Though I don " t have to tell you that because we always do . But he s shooting good one's . Anyhow , enough about me . You " re dying to hear about Megan and Sarina and Robin , so ... So there I was , outside of Sarinas , dressed in my best Norma Kamali . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ night . I had on my newest , sexiest bra which kept slipping down . If I was going to be stalk , I ought to look my best - Hi there . - Hi . - Could we talk a minute ? - Sure . Do I get a hug hello ? You look ... good . You think so ? L " mjust coming from work , and ... But you , you look great . So , what " s up ? Do you think we could go somewhere to talk ? No . I can't . L " m meeting Robin here in a few minutes to go out to dinner . Right . Of course . How is she ? She " s fine . And the two of you ? Well ... as you " ve probably heard , Jared and I , well , it just did nt work out . Yeah , I was sorry to hear that . So , you know , well , I was just thinking , I mean , I just wanted you to know that , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ really , had something really good . And I just wanted to tell you that , because life goes on and sometimes you don " t , or I do nt say thank you , when I had something good . It was good . It was a big part of our lives . It was , right ? So , any chance of , I mean , God , I can't believe lm coming right out and saying this , but , do you really love Robin ? Because if not , I really think we could still salvage what , maybe something . I never stopped loving you , Sari . We had our problems . Who doesn " t ? We were so good together . And my parents ... think we should buy that house , like we used to talk about . They even want to give us the down-payment . Anyway , I know I " m getting ahead of myself . And I know Robin is a terrific person , but honestly , Sari , could you ever love her like you loved @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you either , Meg . But I see now , we never had a relationship kind of love . Its not at all like what I have with Robin . No one can turn heads like you , Megan . You are beautiful , charming , successful , witty . All the things we all want to be . But it has nothing to do with love . When I " m in Robin " s arms at night , I feel , I feel something I never felt with you . I can't explain it . But I feel more real and stronger than anything I " ve ever known . I know you're going to find someone , because you have so much to offer . I have to go now . Sarina , if it doesn " t work out . Just remember , I " m always here for you , okay ? I love you . Fuckin lesbians . Well , okay , Buzz bought me this camera and suggested I keep a journal as a way of expressing how I feel about HIV ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , that " s enough about HIV . At home , things have never been better between Buzz and I . It " s scary how we slid from dating right into domestic bliss . When I used to dream about a relationship with someone , it was never quite like this . And yet , now I ca n't imagine my life with anyone else or in another way . Although we try to do something positive for the community . Like Dwight and Diego do . Well , maybe not exactly like they do . We all went over to Tara " s for Gus " s good-bye dinner . Megan brought this new boyfriend . And , as it turned out , Dwight and Diego were n't mad at anyone . Theyd gone on some fabulous gay Christian retreat to re-evaluate their lives , then got really busy with work when they got back . In fact , they were in a hurry that day I saw them . It " s funny how we misinterpret looks and actions . When I did bring up Vincey , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Guys . Guys . Okay , guys . Diego and I talked about this at length , and you know we do nt like to force our beliefs onto anyone , but we were wondering if maybe it would help the healing process for Vincey as well as for us , if we all took a moment and said a prayer . - Non-denominational , of course . - For him . Now before you say no , because we know how this makes some of you feel uncomfortable , we just want you to consider the fact that - though we understand his anger ... - We do not condone his actions . We thought this might be a way to acknowledge what happened ... - as a group ... - And move on from there . So , can we give it a shot ? Maybe ? Nobody could think of a reason fast enough why we shouldn " t , but as weird as it was , it did offer a sort of closure to the whole deal . Pray God in heaven , looking down @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We " d like to talk about Vincey . We want you to take him under your wing . We " d love it . With all our hearts . Whatever you can do to keep him safe and dry , I hope he s wearing shoes . Okay , that was great . Can I open my presents now ? I think it was a very lovely prayer-thingy . And I think we should all toast Dwight and Diego because they are not only fabulously good-looking , but they " re amazingly spiritual at the same time . That night at Tara " s was the last time I saw my brother before he went on his trip . And then , about six months later , I " m watching TV . Thank you for being on my show " Fags On Line " , V ? ncent Oh , my God . - Call me V ? ncey . - How could we not know this ? Everyone else does . And you can call me Mar-shaw . Accent on the " shaw . " Now , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ being too political . Too preachy . As co-creator and head writer , how do you respond to this ? I can take that criticism . L " m a big man . I go to the gym . - Hello ? - Tum on channel 3 right now ! - What ? - Channel 3 ! Right now ! To give that new prospective ... Oh my God ! ... we did a story line about the gay-basher who winds up getting raped and beaten by his intended victim . - I got ta call Diego and Dwight - Okay , bye . And you really have to wonder why politicians get upset ... - Turn it up . - When all that gay people want are the same rights as everybody else , not special one's . Yes , we " re watching it . I think that we " re all brought up with such stupid - myths about sex and love . - Megan just called us . - We were about to call you . - These lies cause a ton of damage . Some @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ meant to be single . It " s not a big deal . So now , what about you ? Where do you fit into all this ? Relationship ? Not relationship ? Loves a tricky thing , Marcia . Its like , no one knows when or even if it " s ever gon na show up . - Amen . - But I tell you what I think that lm finally at a time in my life . - You go boy . - Lf it does come my way , III be able to recognise it . 3 years ago , I never would 've dreamed I " d sit at my computer writing stories and sending them over the phone lines into other people " s houses . So maybe love now will look differently . Who knows ? How enlightened Shaka Buto of you . - That is so clear . - Shaka Buto ? Vincent , you 've just been a pleasure . God bless cable . Thanks for being on " Fags On Line . " Well see you all later . As @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I was n't going to make a big deal about this baby . In fact , I haven " t even told Gus about it . Not yet . L " m gon na wait until after the baby is bom . Even then , it " s got ta be handled very carefully . I don " t it to seem like a desperate ploy to lure him back . L " m gon na wait until later . I haven " t told my mother , brother or anybody yet . L " m gon na wait until after the baby " s born . " Cause I know how people in general have a much easier time lovin " cute little babies than they do lovin " unwed pregnant women . So we " re just gon na wait But in the meantime , I 've had all my tests . L " ve had my ultrasound test , my APPtest , my blood test , my urine test All the tests . L " ve had them all and everything " s normal . So there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Except that , its mine . It " s my baby . And this babys gon na have all the love in the world . Isn " t it rude when people don " t return other people " s calls ? Do nt you think its rude to sneak up on me like that ? I almost killed you , you moron . Yeah , its a gun . - It " s loaded . - My God . Not that lm not happy to see you . Hey , baby . How come you didn " t tell me you were gon na be on TV ? Cause I didn " t think public access counted . You " re Mr . Big Shot now , are you ? No , I " ve been working hard on this . L " m flying to New York tonight . The backers are excited . They can " t believe its going so well . - Backers ? You have backers ? - Yeah . " The backers can't believe its going so well . " " Lm leaving @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ t count . " What about your friends ? We " re going to miss you . - Have you talked to anyone else ? - No , not yet . - Why not ? - Well , when I come back ... I just wanted to see you before I left . Oh , sweety . - I missed you so much . - I missed you too . He wanted to see how huge Id gotten . - Tara , are you all right ? - Yeah . No , I " m okay . L " m fine . L " m ... just tired . You look pale . - Ok , where does it hurt . - Somethin " s wrong . Take a deep breath now . Take a deep breath . Everythings fine . Because we " re all here and that's a good thing . - Oh God ! - No , lm gon na go get my truck ! Oh , no ... my water broke ! L " ll call the hospital . Well help you up . I'm gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ So he " s early ? It just means he " s not gay . We " ll still love him . Hold on , little baby . We " re almost there . Somethin " s wrong . Somethin " s wrong . No , no . You " re going to be fine . Healthy premature babies are born every day . All right ? - You change your mind about Gus ? - No , do nt tell him . - He should be here for you , Tar . - No , III tell him . I lost the baby . I lost the baby . That " s what they told me . Like it was an umbrella or a ball game or somethin " . I didn " t allow the doctors to put me under . I was gon na do everythin within my power to make sure this child lived . But his lungs just weren " t fully developed yet . There was nothinin the tests that could 've told us that It was just , you know , one of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ surprised the pregnancy lasted as long as it had . They let me hold him , my little son . He was really tiny ! And when I was holding him , he gasped like a tiny whimper . I heard a nurse in the hall say that was nature " s way of weeding out the weak . That it was God " s will . I wished I had one ounce of strength left in my body so I could get out of bed , slap that nurse silly , and tell her it was God " s will . Look who " s here . I was in New York when I got the call about the memorial service . I took the next flight home . When those ashes flew back into our faces , I was certain it meant something , but just what , I still haven't figured out yet . And so our lives go on . Although I know they can never be exactly the same . Javi still has HIV . I still ... did what I did . And Tara @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about that baby " s life and how it never even got started , the strangest thought occurred to me . I thought about how that life began with sex , and how sex sometimes leads to life , sometimes to death , sometimes to love . And then I thought about my friends . " Cause every day , people are born and people die . And in between we find ridiculous and important things to keep us busy . Like love and sex , although not necessarily in that order . Those people who can find them both with the same person should count ourselves among the lucky one's . As for the others , like me , I " ve got plenty of love . I 've got my friends . And you know what ? . That is something to cherish in this amazingly brutal , crazy , but totally wonderful world .

@@5214441 [bell_ringing] Johnny , let 's go ! I told you we have to leave by 9:00 . I 'm finishing a deal . Can you give me a second ? It 's a long drive . We need to go We 're not going anywhere if I do n't finish this deal . Hey . [kisses] You know I love you , right ? That 's what I 'm saying . Like , why would you do it ? Come on , let 's blow this town . Oh , so now you 're in a rush ? You 're so rude . I just told you I love you . Come on . Hey . You know anybody who drives a black Tahoe ? No . Why ? What are you doing ? [horn_honks] Well , you can at least warn me before you do that . Why would a government-issue SUV be following us , Vicky ? - How would I know ? - You 're hiding something . Is there something I need to know ? - Of course not . - Ever since I met you , I feel like there 's been somebody following @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ business that you 're in . Uh , no . I 've been in this business a long time , and I 've never felt heat like this . Okay , can you please just slow down ? - Why are they following us ? - I do n't know , okay ? I have n't talked to anyone . This is exactly why I asked you to stop dealing . - No . - I begged you . This is why . There is something else going on here . You know what ? We 'll just drive all the way to L.A . tonight . We 'll see who runs out of gas first . Okay , we can not go to L.A . tonight . We have to be in Reno by morning . Okay , well , I 'm going to L.A . Well , I 'm not . - Oh , you 're not ? - No . Okay , fine . Then you and I are done . Why do you have to be like that ? Because I can not go back to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Huh ? Who are these people ? What do they want ? Get out of the car now . Get out of the car . Johnny , you ca n't leave me here . Why ? Because ... I 'm pregnant . [scoffs] Okay , did you just hear anything that I said to you ? - We 're gon na have a baby . - I do n't believe you . What you mean , you do n't believe me ? Just get out of the car , please . Now , please ! I thought you loved me . I do , but not enough to go back to prison . Out . Now . [sighs] Great . Where 's Victoria ? Let her sleep . She 's been through enough . Oh , sweetheart ! We were just about to come get you . Uh , come , sit . Have breakfast with the family . No , thank you . I 'm just gon na shower and get out of here . Victoria ... Come on . Have breakfast with us . Or what ? You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What are you staring at ? I 'm not an alien . Could 've fooled me . Christian ... So , how are things ? I 'm pregnant . You 're what ? I 'm with child . I know what pregnant means . You 're 17 years old . You 're a child . Yeah , well , I can vote in six months . Of course , I wo n't be voting for you . Why do n't you two leave the table ? You 're excused . But , Dad ... Go . Who 's the father ? There is no father . The baby was immaculately conceived . - Pretty cool , huh ? - Do n't be a smart-ass with me . - Who 's the father ? - What 's the difference ? The father 's not gon na be in the baby 's life , so -- The kid you were out with last night ? Does it matter who the father is ? Do n't tell me it does n't matter , Barbara . - It matters . - It does n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Vicky is home with us , and she 's -- Shut up ! I 'm talking to her ! I wan na know who the father is ! It 's fine . Mom , do n't you see what 's going on here ? Daddy dearest is more concerned about his son-in-law being a criminal than he is concerned about her own daughter . - That 's not true , sweetie . - No , it is . It 's fine . What , Dad ? Am I gon na put a dent in your run for D.C . ? You are a spoiled , spoiled , impossible brat . You have no idea the sacrifice that has been made for you and for this family so that you can walk around with the [ring] in your nose and tattoos on your neck . Oh , no , Dad , I do know . Actually , that 's the thing . So much so that I do n't even know my own father . Get out ! Get out of this house ! Sir , your candidacy for the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the media . You do n't think I know that ? Let 's not discuss this in public . Close the door , please . [chuckles] Well ... my daughter has suddenly become a problem . She 's pregnant . And the father 's rap sheet is a mile long . The media will be all over you if the father of your grandchild is a criminal . You can kiss your senate campaign goodbye . I wo n't let that happen . What do you propose ? We ca n't force your daughter to abort her baby . I know that . I would n't do that . So you guys are sure about this ? Oh , 100% . If we were n't , we would 've stopped the process a long time ago . We have filled out every piece of paper imaginable . A lot of bureaucracy and red tape to me . Oh , I do n't think so . I mean , you guys are literally acquiring another human being . I 'm glad they make you fill all of that out . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're waiting for an independent closed adoption , That 's where the mother is willing to release the child 100% , no strings attached . That 's all nice , but did you put a limit to the age ? Well , we 're hoping for a newborn . Well , yeah . You wo n't be able to sleep . We figure whatever age baby we get is gon na be a blessing . - Yeah . - Yeah . So when do you find out ? - The call could come anytime . - We 're on a waiting list . Yes , it is . Honestly , I 'm surprised to see you here . I know . I ... I just wanted to confirm 100% that I ca n't get pregnant . There is no such thing as 100% , Sarah . You 're certain I have PCOS . Yes , I 'm positive . Polycystic ovarian syndrome is the most common cause of infertility in women . It 's been researched backwards and forwards . Sarah , you 're doing the right thing . Thank @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ four months already . Yeah , but , you know , you 've got ta give it time . First , they have to plant the baby seeds and water them , and the baby will grow slowly out of the ground , then the stork has to pick the baby up . Very funny , Farmer John . Listen , it 'll happen . It takes time . And plus , it 's a long list . There are 6 billion people on this planet procreating . You would think that there would be homeless babies in need of love everywhere . Yeah , I mean , one 's bound to drop at any minute . Oh ! Hey , what was that ? I think I heard a baby hit the roof . Hey , listen . Come here . We 're gon na have this little girl for the rest of our lives . - Yeah . - Yeah . We just have to be patient . I promise you that phone is gon na [ring] any day now . [phone_ringing] See ? See ? [ringing_continues] Hello @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me the score of the game ! I 'm recording it ! Uh , it 's Jerry . We have a pool on the game at the office . All right , all right , shut up . I 'll turn it on . Bye . Oh , honey , it smells great . Thanks . [phone_ringing] [ring] [ring] [ring] Oh , stop that phone from ringing . [ring] - [ring] - Babe , it 's on your side . Who calls us at home anymore ? I do n't know that number . - It 's probably a sales call . - Hello ? - Yes , this is Sarah Martin . - Who is it ? Really ? Really ? Oh , my God . Really ? Today ? Oh , my God . Sacramento , okay . - Yes , yes , we have a car seat . - Why do we need a car seat ? Okay , right , and the paperwork . Okay . Do we need to bring anything else ? No , no , no , it 's perfect . It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ see you then . Okay , wan na tell me what 's going on , honey ? Oh , my God . The baby 's here . - She 's here . - Julie 's here now ? The baby 's here . - How old is she ? - One week . Your crop is ready to be picked , Farmer John . Honey , the baby 's -- We got ta go . Come on , come on ! - We got ta go . Come on ! - Yes , that 's what I said . Okay , get dressed . Be ready to leave in an hour . An hour . All right , uh , where are my car keys ? Look , honey , it says here that fussy infants can be soothed by imitating the sounds of the womb . Good . You 'll be in charge of that . Okay . Yeah . Oh , and it also says that newborns have the desire to suckle , and that pacifiers can easily relieve them of this need . - D-Did we bring @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You 're forgetting I was a nanny in high school , and I worked at that orphanage in Thailand . - I 'm prepared . - I know , I know . It 's just the closest I 've ever come to taking care of a living , breathing organism was my pet lizard when I was a kid . And I 'm sure you did a very good job . No , no , I did n't . He kept dying every few months , but my parents did n't want to tell me , so they just replaced him . I thought I had the same lizard for five years , but in actuality , I killed about 15 of them . Sweetie , relax . We 're in this together . We 're a team . I love you . Hi . We 're the Martins . We 're here to ... Pick up our daughter . Of course . Mr . and Mrs . Martin , we 've been expecting you . I 'm gon na call Melissa , and she 'll be right out . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you up . You 're a mess . I need to look good for the baby ? No , for the agency . They do n't just give babies to anybody . Honey , honey , we 've already been approved . We 're gon na leave here with our little girl . Well , this is a lot easier than an epidural and heavy breathing , huh ? - And no stretch marks . - Richard ! Oh . Sarah , Richard , how are you ? I know you must be exhausted . You 've been driving all day . Is that more paperwork ? Just a little bit . I 'll tell you what . Let 's do this later . Why do n't we go meet your little girl ? She 's here ? She 's here . She 's beautiful . In fact , she 's perfect . - Ready ? - Yes . Okay , let 's go . ? I neverdreamed ? ? Thatonelittlelife ? ? Couldbringsuchjoy tomyworld ? ? I neverknew ? ? Therecouldbe somuchglory ? ? Yourlittlehand heldinmine ? ? Andyouare @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Andyouare the one ? [crying] ? Nomatterwhatever ? ? I ' llbethereforever ? You know , I do n't usually say this , but she looks like you . - You think ? - Yeah . She does . Honey , she 's got your eyes and your little fat cheeks . That 's not funny . [laughter] ? Lookingin youreyes ? Have you selected a name ? - Julia . - Julia . Okay , well , I 'm glad you guys are in agreement . Here , give me that . - Oh , yeah . Thank you . - Mm-hmm . ? OnedayIhope that ? ? Youwillknow ? ? Howyoumakemyheart sing ? Congratulations . You 're the parents of a beautiful baby girl . - Thank you . - Thank you . ? TheairthatIbreathe ? ? Youarethe sun ? This is surreal . - You think ? - Yeah . We drive five hours , and suddenly we 're a family of three . It 's incredible . You all right ? Yeah , I ... I just keep thinking of her mother . Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but ... What was so terribly wrong in her mother 's life that she would give up something so perfect ? ? All right , guys , that was great . Seriously , really good for your first day . Now we 're going to break into groups . We 're gon na improv a little bit . And if you guys feel happy , jump up and down . If you guys wan na dance , you dance , all right ? You guys can break . Thank you . Victoria . Hi . I 'm Jennifer Myers from the Omegas . Remember ? We met the other day in psych class . - Oh . - So I was wondering if you would consider pledging our sorority . In fact , I 'd like to personally sponsor you . Um , can I think about it ? Oh , I do n't mean to offend you . I honestly just do n't know anything about sororities . That 's totally fine . Take your time . - Thanks . - No problem . I 'll see you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I will . Bye . You actually fell for that ? Excuse me ? Uh , yeah . The whole superficial sorority stuff . You fell for that . Oh , you think it 's superficial ? Yes , I know it is . Well , maybe that 's just because a fraternity has n't asked you to join them . Oh , really ? And what makes you so sure they have n't ? Oh , they have n't . Why ? Because I 'm not a jock or something like that ? Um , no , because you 're a dork . Oh . But I like dorks . - Really ? - Yeah . And why is that ? Because dorks are different . They 're free thinkers . They do n't follow others . They make their own path . Well , I guess I 'm a dork then . So what 's your major ? Child development . Really ? Very cool . Is that your group ? It is now . Okay . [chatter] ? Doyouknowthat I'mhere rightinfrontofyou ? ? Isit frighteningtosee whatyouputmethrough ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thedark butyourlightisstrong ? ? Andit is coldoutside tonight ? So you were n't always such a good girl Oh , I was a very rebellious teenager . - Really ? - Mm-hmm . - You 're surprised , huh ? - Yeah , absolutely . Well , I came along way in a short amount of time . I would purposely hang out with the wrong crowd just to upset my parents . - Okay . - Yeah . What do your parents do , by the way ? Uh , you sure you wan na know ? That sounds like a loaded question . Well , are you sure ? Yeah . Yeah , I wan na know . Lay it on me . Okay , well , my father is a US senator from California . Rogers or Worthington ? Worthington . Why are you [laughing] ? Because I despise that man . So do I . - Really ? - Yeah . [laughs] Okay , his politics are atrocious . The way he handled the immigration bill was unacceptable , and the budget since he went into @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . How do you know all this stuff ? I 'm a poly-sci major . - Right . - I have to know this stuff . Wow . You ... I totally get you now . - You do ? - Yes ! I mean , if he was my father , I 'd rebel , too . - You kidding me ? - Try living with him . Oh , it must 've been terrible . [laughs] Look , um ... I really wan na tell you something , but you ca n't have any preconceived notions about me . And you have to promise you wo n't make any assumptions . And you have to promise you wo n't tell anyone . Yeah , sure , I ... I promise . Before I came here ... I got pregnant . Whew . Your dad must 've gone ballistic . He went nuclear . So what happened ? Well , they holed me up for nine months until the baby was born . - He did n't make you abort . - No . My dad knew better than @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Kinda would put him in some pretty messy legal issues . So where 's the baby now ? Hey , no , no , it 's fine . You do n't have to tell me this stuff . No , I want to . Um ... She was taken from me . What ? What do you mean , she was taken from you ? My parents convinced me that adoption was best for everyone . Why ? How is that the best thing for you ? I do n't know . I guess they thought I was too young . No , no . I mean , if you 're old enough to vote at 18 , you should be old enough for motherhood . That 's exactly what I said . Uh ... What about the paperwork ? I mean , did you sign the adoption papers ? Um ... I do n't remember . I was so sedated from the epidural . I do n't remember signing anything . Come on , one last push . You can do it . Come on , baby . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ come on , come on ! - Oh , good job . - [baby_crying] Good job ! Oh , my God , look at her ! A beautiful baby girl ! - [baby_crying] - Good job , Mom . [crying_continues] You did so good . [crying] Hi , baby . She 's beautiful . Hi . [crying] Shh ... Wait . Wait , wait , wait ! Where are you taking her ? Oh , honey , they just need to take her and clean her and weigh her and make sure she 's healthy . Sweetheart , you need to rest now . You rest , sweetheart . It 's okay . Did you ever see her again ? No . That was it . She was gone . - I 'm confused , though . - About what ? The paperwork . I mean ... Did you sign the paperwork ? I do n't -- I do n't remember . I was so drugged that week . What , wait , wait , you were there for a week ? Yeah . Most new mothers are in and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you were in the hospital for a week ? They said I had a really difficult birth because I was so young , that I needed time to recover . Did you want to give your baby away ? Hey , no , no , no , no . I 'm sorry , I 'm sorry , I 'm sorry . Look , you and I have n't been together long enough , and I should n't pry like this . No , no . I want you to know everything . [beeping] Hey , sweetheart , how you feeling ? Do you think you can hold a pen ? Okay . Great . The hospital needs you to sign in three places . Okay , there ... there and there . Okay , that 's great . That 's all you need to do for now . I 'll be back to see you in a little while . Love you . I signed the adoption papers , but I was drugged . No , they ca n't do that . I mean , you were n't thinking clearly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the baby away ? I was n't sure . I ... I asked for my baby right after I gave birth , but they told me it was too late , and I believed them . Of course . Your father was running for senator . They knew if the word got out that his young daughter was having a baby out of wedlock that -- It would destroy his career . How can I be so stupid ? I gave my baby away . Other people are raising my baby . You can get her back . How ? I 've been apart from her for a year . She thinks those other people are her parents . It does n't matter , okay ? It does n't matter who has been taking care of her . She is your child , your flesh and blood , your DNA . [line_ringing] [ring] - Hello ? - Mom ? IthoughtIrecognized thenumber . Honey , Vicky . Mustbeso lateinBoston . Issomethingwrong ? What'swrong , honey ? Icanhearyou [crying] . Talktome . Clearly , youmust'vecalled becauseyouwanttotalk . What'sthematter ? You'reworryingme . What'sthematter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wan na see my little girl . Iwantmy daughterback . Sweetie , that 's not possible . We agreed ... to let another family adopt her . Who 's we ? What do you mean , we ? You , me , and your father . Iwasdrugged . How could I possibly agree to that ? It was you and him . You and him made me give her away . Sweetie , that 's nonsense . Itwasthebestdecision . It was in your best interests . We agreed . Youweretooyoung tobeamother . Youhave yourwholelifeaheadofyou . Vicky ? Youstillthere ? I want her back . Vicky , it'sjustnot possible togetherback . She belongs to another family now . - She 's not yours anymore . - She 's not mine ? Howcouldshenot bemine ? She 's my little girl ! Ihaveno memory ... of agreeing to let my daughter be given up for adoption . Youmust'veblockedthe memory because we had a very involved conversation about it , andyouagreedthat itwasthebestdecision ... foryou , forher . I do n't remember . Youmademe signthepapers when I was n't thinking clearly . You were perfectly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lying . - ... intherecoveryroom that the adoption agency gave you . - Youwereperfectlylucid . - You are absolutely lying . Iwouldnotlie toyou . Isignedthepapers inthebirthingroom . Vicky , what 's going on ? Dad ? Is that you ? It'sgoodto hearyourvoice . Ihaven'thearditinmonths . What , are you too busy to call your own daughter ? Or are you too afraid to talk to me because you gave my baby away ? What are you talking about ? - Andwhere'sJohnny ? - Where'sJohnny ? Where 's he ? How 'd you get him to sign the papers ? Johnny does n't care about you . He does n't care about the baby . He signed over all rights . Really ? Areyousure youdidn'tofferhim - some kind of plea-bargain ? - Listen to me . Legally , that child is not yours . Now I suggest that you get on with your life . You graduate from college . You 'll meet somebody . In a few years , you 'll have a family of your own . Dad , the adoption was not legal ! Why do you keep @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we done ? We did what was best for her . [line_rings] - [ring] - Come on , Vicky pick up . [ring] - Come on . - [ring] - So what happened ? - They lied to me . They blatantly lied to me about the whole thing . Of course they did . Your father 's a US Senator . What do you expect ? He 's not gon na let anyone get in his way . Even his daughter ? No , not even you . Look , your father is a very powerful man . I 've been doing a lot of research about him , and it 's clear that he 'll run for governor after one term as senator . Look , you need to get in contact with a lawyer now . Okay ? I mean , my dad 's best friend is a top family lawyer in San Francisco . - He can help you with this . - That 'll take forever . I do n't have time for lawyers . My little girl gets older and older every day . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she 's with those other people . So what then ? I have an idea . Will you take me to the airport ? Yeah , but where you going ? Home . Come on . I booked a flight . So are you still mad at me ? I 'm not mad at you , Mom . I 'm just ... disappointed . I know you were just looking out for my best interests . [sighs] No , I was n't . You were n't ? [sobbing] I 'm so sorry , baby . I 'm so sorry . I 'm so , so sorry . It 's okay , Mom . - No , it 's not . - Yeah , it 's okay . I 'm gon na fix everything , okay ? And then you and dad are gon na be the best grandparents a child could ever ask for . Right ? Oh . Right . Good . - Hello . - Hi . - How can I help you ? - My name 's Jennifer Myers . I 'm here to interview for the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You can wait in the conference room , and someone will be out in a moment . Great . Thanks . Jennifer ? Excuse me , are you Jennifer ? Hi . I 'm sorry . I 'm Jennifer . Great , great . I 'm Carolyn . - Please , please have a seat . - Thank you . Jennifer , you have such an impressive resume - for such a young woman . - Thank you . So what makes you want to work at an adoption agency ? Well , adoption is just the most wonderful gift a family can give to a child . To accept the child into your home and then commit to taking care of them and loving them for the rest of your life is one of the most powerful and thankless things anyone can do . Wow . Very impressive . You know , that 's exactly why I joined the adoption agency . I just ca n't wait till I get to match up a child with a new family . - I mean , what a gift to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it is . Jennifer , tell me a little bit about yourself . Hey , Jennifer , how 's it going ? You getting acquainted with everything okay ? Yeah , yeah , I 'm doing great . Everybody 's been so nice , and I 'm learning bunches . Good . It looks to me like you 're settling in really well . Thanks . Will and I are gon na grab lunch . Can we get you something ? No , that 's okay . I actually brown-bagged it today . All right . Well , you 're gon na be holding down the fort , so why do n't you let any calls that come in just go straight to the main voicemail , okay ? Sure , yeah , sounds good . - Okay . We 'll see you in a bit . - Okay , bye . Thanks . Will , you ready ? [footsteps] They 're perfect . - [knocking] - Honey , you in there ? Uh , yeah . Hold on a minute . Okay , come in . - I wanted @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's so good to have you home . It 's good to be home . I 've missed everybody . Even Christian , that little brat . [laughing] I love you . I love you , too . - Good night . - Night . See you in the morning . [line_ringing] [ring] [phone_ringing] [ring] [ring] [ringing_continues] [ring] - Hello ? - Hi . Um , is Mrs . Martin there ? Yes , thisis Sarah . HowcanIhelpyou ? Hi , yes , this is Jennifer Myers . I work with Melissa at Elite Adoption Agency . - Oh , hi ! - [babybabbling] - Uh , areyou there ? - [babblingcontinues] Hello ? Yes , I 'm sorry . Just a bad connection . Um , Melissa wanted me to call you and set up a time to come by your house to do an annual review . You know , just standard bookkeeping the state requires . Oh , sure , Iunderstand . Noproblem . **25;3199;TOOLONG ? Actually , I was hoping we could do it tomorrow . I know that 's last-minute , but that 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sure . Actually , I ' vegotnothing goingtomorrow . Perfect . Are you still on Sherridge Drive ? Yes , weare . Great . 10 a.m . ? Worksforme . Andmyhusband shouldbehere , too . That 's even better . Great . Seeyouin themorning . Thank you . Hi . You must be Jennifer from the agency . Hi , yes . You must be Mrs . Martin . I am , and this is my husband Richard . - Very nice to meet you . - Nice to meet you . Please come in . Yeah . And this is Julia . Hi , Julia . She is just the sweetest little angel . We could not be more in love with her . And she 's doing so well . She 's beautiful . Are you okay ? Yes , I 'm sorry . She 's just so perfect . - Are you sure ? - Yeah . Adoption , it 's just so powerful . To see children brought together with families who love them unconditionally is exactly why I got into adoption . Believe me , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't our birth child , we kinda feel like it was fate that brought us together . Yeah . Well , you 're a beautiful family . - Thank you . - [phone_ringing] Oh , I 'm sorry . This has been going on all week . Will you excuse me , please ? [ringing_continues] So she 's not quite walking yet . She 's scooting , and she loves to stand up , balance on the coffee table and then scoot around . Do you want to say hello ? And she says " Mama " and " Daddy " and " ball . " Sarah , the contractor needs our final decision on the tile , honey . - Now ? - Yeah . I 'm sorry . - Do you need me ? - Yes , I do . - I 'm sorry . - It 's okay . Oh , gosh . - I hate to ask you -- - No , please . Would you mind holding her just a second ? Sorry . It is so dusty up there . Hi , baby . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I 'm gon na take you back where you belong . I love you , angel . Okay . Sorry that took so long . Hi , sweetie , hi . Did you say hello to Jennifer ? Oh . Um ... Well , um , can I give you a tour of the house ? - Do you need to -- - No , no , no , that 's okay . I 'm sure the rest of your home is just as perfect as your family . Oh , thank you . I have good instincts , and I can tell that Rachel -- Julia - - is in good hands . Well , I better get going . I have three more families to visit . Thank you for letting me into your home . Feel free to come back anytime , okay ? I will , thank you . Here , I 'll show you to the door . - Thanks very much . - Say goodbye ! Bye-bye ! I could n't believe it . I mean , five seconds left only , and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - [laughs] It 's crazy . - [line_ringing] - Pick up , pick up , pick up . - [phone_ringing] - Hang on . - Hey , Vicky , what 's up ? - See ya later . I 'll see ya . Hey , areyoualone ? Yeah , yeah , I am now . Is everything okay ? Imether . You what ? How ? I went to her house . How did you do that ? Look , I ' llexplainlater , but , Lucas , she is so beautiful . I mean , I touched her , I held her hand , Ilookedintoher eyes . Does she look like you ? [laughs] Yes . Yes , she looks just like me . It was incredible . And I actually think she knew it was me . And the adoptive couple is so sweet . I thought for sure they were gon na be these dirty , creepy , scary people , but they 're not . They are the nicest couple ever . Okay , that'sgreat , but now you really need to contact my father @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ help you get her back . - But they 're the nicest couple . - Vicky ... I do n't know . Maybe ... What ? Maybe what ? I do n't know . Maybe she 's better off with them . I mean , she 'll have a mother and a father and a beautiful home and a perfect family . Do n't say that , Vicky , please . Lucas , if I take her away from them , I 'm gon na ruin their lives . No , stop thinking about them ! Thinkaboutyourselfhere ! Think about Rachel . She 's your daughter , not theirs . I do n't know what to do . Look , you need to get in contact with my father 's friend , okay ? He'llgetherbackforyou , Ipromise . Lucas says you specialize in family law . Is that right ? That 's correct . And do you handle adoption cases ? Yes . Why ? What are your issues ? Are you all right ? No , not really . Okay . Now just take your time . Look , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It all started two years ago . I got pregnant when I was 17 . Obviously , my parents were n't too happy about it . So your parents had you sign the release forms immediately after giving birth , and you had an epidural . Yes . Then we do n't have much of a problem . What , you think I can get her back ? It wo n't be that easy , but I believe for certain that you can get her back . Now , thankfully , the courts do understand the need for expediency in these cases . That should work in your favor . Okay , and what about my parents ? Will they get in trouble ? They wo n't get in trouble criminally , but that wo n't stop the Martins from going after them civilly . Now , it 's a chance , but you 're gon na have to take it . Now , Vicky , do n't forget . Your parents are gon na gain a granddaughter out of all this . Do you want to move forward ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gone too far ? Me ? You have got to be kidding me ! We did n't think you would go through with this . And why not ? She 's my daughter . Usually , mothers will do anything for their daughters . I ca n't . Why ca n't you ? I just ca n't . Oh , God . Stop protecting him already . Have n't you had enough of being subservient to your husband for the last 20 years ? Stop living for him and do what 's right . Mom , I am your daughter , and Rachel is your granddaughter , and she 's only been apart from us for a year . We have so many more years left with her . But if you do n't do this for me , I may never get her back . Hello , girls . What 's going on ? Do the right thing , Mom . Barbara ? Robert ... we never should have ... made Vicky signed those adoption papers when we did . You talking about the adoption ? I 'm talking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She was born out of wedlock , and the father was a drug dealer . Please stop , Robert , please . Please stop putting a political spin on everything . It is not political , Barbara . I 'm being a practical . She made a mistake . But out of that mistake came a beautiful baby girl . And we gave her away . And it 's time for us to take responsibility for that . It 's already too late . The child has been living with another family for over a year . - It 's not too late . - Yes , it is . No , it 's not . She 's my baby , not theirs . I saw her yesterday . You saw her ? How ? It does n't matter how . What matters is she knew . Mom , she knew that I was her mother . - How ? She 's only a year old . - I do n't know . I ca n't explain it , but she knew , and she knows I 'm coming back @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right and help me get her back . Dad , you became a politician so that you could help people . You 've changed , Daddy . I mean , what happened ? Ca n't you see that I need you ? Ca n't you see that this is an opportunity to right your wrongs , to help your daughter and help get back your granddaughter ? Dad , please see this from my perspective , from our family 's perspective . Your father could lose his office . Millions of people depend on him . You 're right . I 'm sorry . I 've been selfish I 've been thinking about myself and about my reputation . I hope you can forgive me . I love you , Dad . I love you , too . I love you , too , Mom . [whispering] [phone_vibrating] Excuse me just a moment . Richard Martin . Yeah . I 'm sorry . Excuse me . Yes ? No , no , no , no , this can not be happening . Richard , tell me this is n't true @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ please tell me this is not true . Honey , we 're gon na fight it . We 're gon na fight it with everything we got . She 's my baby , she 's my baby . They ca n't take her away from me . No one can take her away from me , Richard . No one ! Why now ... when everything 's perfect ? Honey , listen , we are not gon na let this happen . I 've already contacted Len Shapiro . He 's the best lawyer for this kind of thing . He 's expensive , but I do n't care . I 'd rather be broke and have you and Julia , okay ? How did it come to this ? I mean , how , after we waited for so long to get an independent closed adoption ? They ca n't . I know . They 're saying that the baby was adopted without the consent of the birth mother . How is that possible ? - Julia ... - I know . [baby_crying] I am going to be brutally @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ very difficult case . The courts could easily view the adoption as being completely illegal . The grandmother admitted under oath in her deposition that the mother signed the papers immediately following the birth of her baby , so she was still under the influence of the birthing drugs . In my opinion , you could sue the grandparents , the adoption agency , the hospital , but that still wo n't give you Julia . Someone should go to jail . Unfortunately , this is a civil matter , so no actual crime has been committed . There has to be something that we could do . Julia 's been with us for a year . We 're her parents . Unfortunately , according to the law , you 're not . It is possible that you could be considered foster parents . - Foster parents ? - Yes , as you 're aware , foster parents are there to help care for the child until a permanent home can be found . But we 're her permanent home . Well , we can go around in circles with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all the rights in this matter . What if we left the country ? No , no , no , that would not be good . Virtually every country has extradition laws regarding children . You 'd be sent straight back to the States , and you 'd be in serious trouble . So what are you suggesting , that we just give her back ? Just hand her over like a leased car ? I 'm not saying that . I 'm just saying that the court gives the biological parent the benefit of the doubt in these cases . So I want to suggest that we meet with a mediator rather than go to court . A mediator ? There 's nothing here to mediate . That little girl is ours . We 're dealing with a very high-powered family . I think it 's best to start this process in a more sensible environment . By meeting them in court , well , it could appear aggressive . [phone_ringing] [ring] Hello ? Yes , this is Mrs . Worthington . Oh , okay . Tomorrow , 10 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in Los Angeles for mediation . Please messenger this to the March firm . - Yes , Mr . Windsor . - Thank you . - Yes ? - Yes . Mr . Klein . - Okay . There he is right there . - Thank you . [whispering] That 's the girl from the adoption agency . What 's she doing here ? That 's the birth mother . No . No , she works at the adoption agency . She-- She came to our house . She met Julia . She said she worked for the agency . It 's good to see you again , Jennifer . Or is it Victoria ? Mr . Klein , Victoria has already met Julia . She came over to our house . She told me that she worked for the adoption agency . She illegally came into my home . To see my child . And you would 've done the exact same thing if she was your child . - She is my child . - No . She is n't . She was illegally taken from me two @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your parents ! - Yes , by my parents , but what difference does it make ? She 's my baby . She has my DNA . She has my face . Ladies , please calm down . Mr . Klein , may I please say something , please ? Senator , with all due respect , we have n't even started the process yet . I understand that , sir , but before we do begin , I would like the Martins to know that we do understand , my wife Vicky and I , how difficult and painful this is for you . No , no , you do n't . You have no idea . Mrs . Martin , with respect , we do . We 're dealing with an incredibly unusual situation : one baby and two mothers . No ! There is only one mother here ! I am her mother ! I 'm sorry , I-- I do n't care how powerful you are . You 're not taking my daughter . I will fight you with everything we have . Mr . Klein @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up . You did . - No , I -- The adoption was completely and totally legal . There 's nothing to discuss here . I ca n't even believe we 're here . This should n't be happening ! Okay , clearly this is a very emotional and heated situation . I think it 's best if we take a 24-hour cooling-off period , then bring the families in . It 'll give us the opportunity to discuss this in a more professional manner . That wo n't be a problem . - Not a problem , sir . - All right , counsel stay . The rest of you , we 'll schedule for the morning . [whispers] Maybe we should 've gone to court . No , no . We just got ta trust Len and be patient . Patient ? How could I be patient when they 're trying to take my daughter away ? You know , if you have another outburst like that tomorrow , the mediator could very easily decide against us . What if we 're doing the wrong thing ? How @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did n't you ? Yeah , yeah , I saw her . I saw her the first day she illegally came into our house . To see her daughter . Clearly , she loves her . They 're bonded by blood . Julia 's going to grow up one day , and she 's going to ask us about her birth mother . She does n't have to know she 's adopted . Does n't work that way . You know it . Children know . They pick up on everything . She 'll know when she grows up and she does n't look like us . She wo n't know , and we do n't have to tell her . And anyway , she looks like you . This is impossible . I ca n't believe this is happening . Hey , listen , Julia belongs with us . And did n't you say that Dr . Billings said that an emotional bond is stronger than a genetic bond ? Right ? I just do n't know anymore . Oh , honey . Everything 's gon na be fine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sure I understand the complexities of this case , and I appreciate your allowing me to make a judgment on this case . As you know , my decision is not final until both parties agree that it is . Now , I 've studied all the evidence in this case , and I believe that this adoption ... is completely legal . Ms . Worthington , in my opinion , it does n't matter that you were under the influence of the birthing drugs when you signed the adoption papers . Now , Mr . Shapiro is giving me ample information to prove that this adoption was in the works weeks before you gave birth . It does n't matter ! I 'm her mommy , and I want my baby back ! Ms . Worthington , please . Sarah , please ! You have to come to some conclusion , as much as you do n't like it , and recognize that her biological mother is sitting right in front of you . You ca n't deny me my baby . You have to find it in your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ judgment was made . And I-I know how you feel . I know that this is a horrendous thing to have to go through , but the fact is is that Rachel 's my baby , and nothing can change that . Ca n't you see that while you had her for a year , I was denied that very same opportunity . I know we ca n't go back in time . I know that . But we can go forward , and Rachel can be with her mommy for the rest of her life . Is n't that where she should be ? But ... I 'm her mommy . And you were a great mommy . I saw you with her . You love her like she 's your own flesh and blood . But she is my baby . And I 'm not saying that you ca n't see her again . I want you to be a part of her life , okay ? I am not a bad person , and I 'm not mean-spirited , but I have to fight for my child @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . Please ? Please , I am begging you . Please see where I 'm coming from . I mean , look at us . We 're sitting in a room full of lawyers , and we are discussing an innocent little girl . Please let her come home with me before too much time marches on . I do n't want to sit in court for the next two or three years . It 's only a disservice to Rachel . She 's the one that is truly gon na be hurt in all of this . What am I supposed to do , just ... hand her to you and say goodbye ? Yes . Before it 's too late . Before she 's three or four , and you have to hand her over when she knows what 's going on . The best thing you can do for Rachel is to give her back to me now . Please ? Would you all give us a moment , please ? I just do n't know what to say . It 's a shock . All @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've never experienced this . Are you all right ? I love Julia more than life itself . I do , too . But she 's -- She 's what ? But she 's right . She is ? Yes , Richard . Victoria is her mother . And I 'm not . No matter what I do , I could never be her biological mother . Look at the way she 's fighting for her . - Look at how desperate she is . - So are we , but ... It does n't matter . If she had passed away , if she was a drug addict , if she was unfit , if she just did n't care , of course we would keep her , but she 's standing right in front of us , pleading for her daughter , and I ca n't in good conscience keep a mother away from her biological child . No , honey , honey , listen to me . We can fight this . We can win . - Really ? - Yeah . How can we win , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ keep a mother away from her child ? She 's the mother , and if she wants her child back , then she should be with her . It 's that simple . And she 's right . What if we fight ? In two or three years down the line , we lose her . That 's two or three more years we get to spend with her . It 's her baby . You 're only thinking of us . You 're not thinking of Julia . That would destroy her . What are you doing ? The right thing . Sarah , no . Just take a little time to think about this . No . I made up my mind . No , Sarah . Victoria . [whimpering] She is your baby . Maybe it was my job to take care of her ... for a little while . Now it 's your job to take care of her for the rest of her life . Thank you . Thank you so much for understanding , Sarah . You have to promise me you 'll let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you to be . Okay . Well , let 's take it slow . Of course . What do you have in mind ? Maybe you could come stay with us for a while , while you two get to know each other . I 'd like that very much . You 're a good girl . Thank you . - So why Rachel ? - It 's my grandma 's name . I just love and miss her so much . I 'm sure you do . I 've been thinking , and I do n't think it 's right to change Julia 's name . I mean , not only is it a beautiful name , but it 's the name that she knows , and it 's your grandmother 's name . That 's really important to me . That is so sweet . - You do n't have to . - No , I do . You deserve it . You have taken such good care of her . I can never thank you enough . You know , it 's crazy . Even though this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for a better situation ... or a better person . You are amazing , sweetheart . Richard and I care about you so much . If you ever need anything , we 're here for you . Well , thank you . So are you and Richard gon na adopt again ? Maybe not just yet . My doctor says that there is this experimental procedure that I might be the perfect candidate for , and it could mean that Richard and I could try again for one of our own . Wait , really ? Do n't get too excited . It 's still in the trial phases , but ... Well , you 're gon na try it , right ? - Why not ? - Well , try it soon . Julia could really use a little sister . Did n't think of that . [laughs] What are you thinking ? - What am I thinking ? - Yeah . I do n't know , honey . It 's just every place we go reminds me of somewhere we went with Julia , you know ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ memories . - Oh , yeah . Of course they are , yeah . Does this place remind you of anything ? Uh , yeah , when we picnicked up on the beach that time . - Remember ? - Yeah . It 's beautiful . So ... it 's a happy place . Yeah , I 'd say so . Why ? Good . ' Cause I 'm about to make you even happier . Yeah , how 's that ? I 'm pregnant . - Honey , you are ? - Yeah . - Yeah ? - Yeah ! - [laughing] - Yes ! ? I neverknew ? Hey . Have I told you I love you today ? No . Well , I love you today . ? Whatbeautywas ? ? NowIdo ? - I love you today , too . - [laughing] - Whoo ! That 's awesome . - ? Through the cold ? ? Tothesun ? ? Nomatterhow far ? ? Nomatterwhatcomes ?

@@5214541 Wow , Walter . Look at this . And look at the lights on that house . Oh yeah , house . It 's great . And this fresh falling snow makes it the perfect winter scene , do n't you think ? Yeah , my heart is all a-fricking-twitter . This is my favorite time of year . - I ca n't do this . Ca n't do what ? - I ca n't get into the Christmas spirit . Why not ? - For one thing , I just swallowed a lot of that fake snow . Fake snow ? What do you mean ? - Stop being a moron . This is all fake . Besides that , it 's hot as hell in here . Stop shaking this thing , I 'm gon na puke . Ah , seriously , I 'm gon na be sick . And what 's that stuff you 're shaking on us over there ? Asbestos ? Walter what would it take to get you into the Christmas spirit ? I do n't know . Are we getting paid for this ? Yeah . Merry Christmas . Ho ho ho @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your hands together and give a warm Milwaukee welcome ... to Mr . Jeff Dunham . Thank you so much . Merry Christmas . And I think I know the answer to this question : How are you doing , Milwaukee ? I 'm so excited to be here for the Christmas special . I 've been here three times in the past year and I came here the first time 13 years ago and I thought : This is the place when I 'm ready to do a TV special , has to be right here in Milwaukee , at the Pabst . Thanks and Merry Christmas . Christmas is very special time , in my house too . I have 3 daughters and a wife . Christmas presents are a difficult thing . One daughter has a birthday near Christmas and she turns 16 this year . And we decided to give her a car . We bought her a used vehicle . Anybody that buys a 16-year-old kid a new car ... I think you 're pretty much a moron . You 're not buying them a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You ever sat in a front seat teaching a 15-16 year-old kid to drive a car ? Here 's the parent in the passenger seat : And I 'm still in the driveway . As a parent , there 's things you know you 're supposed to teach your children ... and other things that nobody bothers telling them to do or how to do . One of those things is how to put gasoline in a car . I did n't have any sisters , but I know that boys by the age of three ... just innately know how to put fricking gas in a car . Girls , apparently , not so much . Now , I really think my wife is smarter than me , especially when it comes to raising kids . She knows things about girls , obviously . After my daughter had had her car for about a week , my wife she said to me , she said very seriously , she said : OK , her car is almost on empty . I 'm going to take her ... and she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ first time . and I , not wanting to look like an idiot ... I pretended I knew what she was talking about . And so I went : OK . A little while later , they came back from putting gas in the car . My wife walks in the front door , hands me a video camera and says : You got ta see this . I say : what ? She goes : trust me . You 're gon na have new material for your show . So I hit play and there 's my daughter standing next to her car ... she has the door open on the gas tank and she 's standing there doing this : Mom , it wo n't open . Now , the first indication that my wife can be a very cruel woman when she wants to be ... is what she did to help the child . Nothing . She just stood there videotaping . Then you hear my wife say , honey , remember : righty tighty , lefty loosy . And the 16-year-old girl goes : whatever @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ say : honey , turn it counterclockwise . My daughter looked at her watch ... and I 'm the father standing there , watching the tape , going : no , no , no . I realized she was looking at her watch 2 or 3 seconds too long ... before she realized she was gazing at a digital watch . To answer your question : yes , she 's blonde . But that 's good : at least she 's not just dumb . So she finally figures it out , pulls the cap off ... and we have those six-inch plastic leashes on the gas cap . I look at those and I go : who the hell are these for ? At some point car manufacturers had a meeting and they went : OK ... too many idiots do n't know what to do with the gas caps . We got ta put the fricking leash on them . Were there people at gas stations going : Then to add insult to injury , they put that rack thing inside the door ... and these same people @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ organized . No , those people are going : OK , so now she turns around , she gets the nozzle out of the gas pump . We all know that in the car there 's a hole . And you have the nozzle ... with sleeve that goes over it and that has a little spring on it . It goes over the hole to keep the fumes from coming when you 're filling up . You know , you would think ... that somewhere along the line in the last , I do n't know , maybe six months ... she would 've said to herself : I 'm gon na be driving soon . Maybe I should watch mom and dad and take notes ... to see how to fill up a car . But for the last five years , she 's been sitting in the back seat going : My parents are so stupid . LOL . Hey , here 's a picture of my foot . She tried to cram the entire thing with the sleeve into the hole . Cramming and crushing and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's the wrong one . Camera shaking . Then she finally figures out : it 's got ta hang right there . She did n't turn on the pump , swipe a credit card or talk to the guy . She just stood there , apparently waiting for the magic gas to flow . And then she started doing this , realized nothing was going on : Reaches over , squeezes the thing . Camera 's shaking . Mom , it wo n't stay on . there 's the second indication that my wife can be cruel when she wants to be : She did n't tell the child what to do . She walked over to the car . You see her hand reach into the frame . What she did took about half a second . This is cruelty to children . She squeezes the thing with her pinky ... flips it shut like this to keep it squeezed , hand out of the frame . My daughter goes : Mom , how did you do that ? Now we come to what I thought would be my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ credit card . First she has to walk over here and get the credit card out ofthe bottom of her purse . The purse , the woman 's purse . That 's another thing . That is an evil accessory thing that women have . Guys do n't wan na fricking get near the woman 's purse . We carry everything we need in life in a piece of leather , folded over , that big . My wife will say , get my keys out of my purse . I 'm like , I ai n't touching that thing . I 've heard noises coming out of there . It 's evil . I 've seen you pull farm tools out of that . She shake her purse , nothing comes out . Then reach in , ' look , a bowling ball ' . There it is . I know my daughter has to swipe the credit card ... I 'm thinking : swiping the credit card ... is gon na be funny as hell . I 'm the guy in the store with a credit card ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ picture . OK , is this upside down ? This is not 3-D , I do n't understand this diagram . Could you help me ? Thank you . I know that my daughter has ... And I 'm thinking , a 16-year-old girl ... is never gon na know how to swipe a credit ... What the hell was I thinking ? She was trained by the Ninja of Shoppers . My wife at Christmas time is like : swipe , swipe , swipe . It 's unbelievable . The time that it took my daughter to walk over here ... get in her purse , find the credit card , walk over here ... swipe it and for my money to be flowing away at five bucks a gallon ... I had to slow down the videotape to frame-by-frame to see how it happened . That 's the end of my story , but all I know is the next time this 16-year-old pisses me off ... that videotape is going on YouTube , damn it . Thank you . ' We ' are very excited to be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' , most of us are excited . There 's one guy that 's been curmudgeonly about all Christmas things . Please help me welcome my old friend Walter . Oh , my Lord . Where the hell are we now ? Well , they did a hell of a job decorating the gym . It 's not a gym . You can see all the way ... - Yeah . Look at that . Jump . So where the hell are we ? - Wisconsin . Why are we here ? Did you lose a bet ? - Will you stop it ? This is a great city , great state . What 's the theater ? - The Pabst . As in beer ? - That 's right . That 's just great . If the show sucks , we 'll all get wasted . This theater is very historic . It originally was an old vaudeville house . Oh , and we 're here now . That 's great . Our career is zooming . Next , we could be in Minnesota opening a Waffle House . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be happy like me . Shut the hell up . So , Walter , you look very festive . Happy holidays . You 're really gon na try this , are n't you ? Happy holidays . I am not doing any Christmas crap . It 'll be fun . You are so gay . Just pretend . - What ? Fake it . Does your wife do that too ? You know , it used to hurt my feelings . Now I realize it 's just a great time saver . We 're done , where 's the remote ? Can we just do this ? - OK , well , start over . Hey , Walter ? - Yes , what is it , Jeff ? Sorry , I ca n't act worth shit . You look very festive . Happy holidays . What ? - Happy holidays . I 've been wanting to say this for a couple of years now : screw you , it 's merry Christmas . You know Walter , there are people of other faiths . And they 're wrong . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to you : Happy Kwanzaa . What would you do ? First , I 'd purchase them an eye color chart . Then I 'd throw away the champagne and pull out the fricking malt liquor . Ho ho , yo-yo . I understand . - Word . Word ? - Do you feel me ? Do you know what you 're talking about ? - Fo ' shizzle . Where did you learn all this ? My cable box got stuck on the BET Network . I learned a lot of new stuff . Apparently , now I 'm ghetto fabulous . Chill , home dawg . I 'm thinkin ' of bustin ' a cap on yo ass . Cracker . Nice badonkadonks . Oh yeah , there 's nothing better than a woman 's nice badonkadonk . She looks familiar . Turn around . What ? I think she 's my screensaver . Impressive . - No idea what I just said ... but I 'm sure there 's gon na be hookers at our hotel tonight . And a badonkadonk chick . Put that thing away @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I do n't care . Put the damn thing away . Put it away . Now . I do n't wan na do it . Put it away . Do n't you flare your nostrils at me , asshole . I 'll take you out right here . Will you just listen to me ? We left out a couple of the new jokes . We did ? - Yeah . Hang on a second . Son of a bitch . Here 's a good one , right there . There 's the badonkadonk chick . That 's you . That was a good one . Do that one . It 's a good one - No , I do n't wan na do that one . We rehearsed it . - I do n't care . Takes two of us make decisions . And one of us does n't want to do it . Please ? What ? Please ? - What the hell is wrong with you ? What ? - No man says please to another man . The girls at your house are getting to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you just do this ? - Oh , Lord . Alright , what the hell . Thank you . - Whatever . Hey , Jeff . Have you ever yelled out the wrong name during sex ? That 's not it . - I do n't care . I wan na do this one . No . - Your wife said you have . That was a long time ago . - I know , it was awkward . He went : Philip . That is not true . - Still funny as hell . I 'm very happy for the African Americans that they have the Kwanzaa holiday . How come there 's no all-white holidays ? - What ? Merry Caucasia . Tonight we 're having our usual Caucasia dinner : Meatloaf and Tater Tots . And sing our traditional Caucasia songs : Free Bird and Margaritaville . Merry Caucasia . - You could be the poster child for that holiday . Can we talk a little bit more about Christmas ? - Whatever . So , what did you get your wife ? - A mop . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it 's a wig . Where are you shopping for your wife ? - At the 99-cent store . What did you get your grandson ? - A sponge . That 's not a toy . - It is when you convince him it 's Spongebob . What did he say to that ? - Spongebob does n't have a scour side . I said : he is when he has an infection . Keep scrubbing . What were your favorite toys as a kid ? - Nothing like today . What do you mean ? - They got computer games and all . We did n't have that stuff . To play tennis , we went outside and swung a racket . None of that Wii Wii crap . And playing the guitar , there were strings , not frickin ' colored buttons . And no shoot-'m-up games . We actually went outside and killed the asshole . I like the one's where you shoot the aliens . - We shot a lot of foreigners too . What ? - What about people of other religions ? What the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ask everybody what they are before I say anything to them ? What ? You 're Catholic and you 're Protestant ? Well , Merry Christmas . You 're Jewish ? Hang on . Happy Hanukkah . What are you ? Atheist ? Oh well then , have a nice day . And what are you ? What was that ? I do n't know , I could n't understand what the hell he said . Hey , get back to me when you learn the fucking language . Say good night , Walter . There we go . That 's Walter . Not too long ago , I became acquainted with a terrorist . But apparently he was not an accomplished terrorist . I do n't know if he actually accomplished anything that he set out to do ... I do know that he managed to blow himself up . I thought it 'd be fun for him to come here on this Christmas special . Please welcome Achmed , the Dead Terrorist . Good evening . - Merry Christmas ... infidels . How are you , Achmed ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not ? - I 'm incognito . I have now successfully blended into your society . Thanks to this master disguise . You have on a disguise ? - Silence . I kill you . Silence . I kill you too . So your disguise is this Christmas hat ? Do n't . Do n't say Christmas . It 's a holiday hat . Why ca n't I say Christmas ? - You offend the other infidels . You 're afraid of offending people ? - Yeah . You 're a terrorist : you kill people . That 's different . What ? - Killing folks is easy . Being politically correct is a pain in the ass . Have you ever actually killed anyone ? - Yeah . Where ? - In a video game . Grand Theft Camel . Hey ! That 's a great video game . Terrorists around the world love that game . My son loved that game . - Your son ? He 's not around any more . - Why not ? I 'm a horrible parent . - Why ? I took @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 's not funny . My wife is still pissed at me . She said : where 's our son ? Then I go : over there , over there and up there . Kids nowadays , they blow up so fast . So you 're trying to impersonate someone ? I 'm Santa Claus , damn it . I look just like him . I 'm jolly . And I 'm fat ... ish . You 're not fat . - I am if I 'm a super model . Screw you , that 's funny . What happened to your big fat tummy ? - It 's over there , over there and up there . You do n't look like Santa Claus . - I sound just like him . What ? - I can do his laugh perfectly . Really . - You wan na hear ? OK , here we go . Merry Christmas . I kill you . Happy Hanukkah ... Not . dreidel , dreidel , dreidel I need another dynamite Santa Claus goes : ho , ho , ho . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ha . I do n't have any lips , you ass . How do I have phlegm ? I do n't have an esophagus . Did n't think that went through , did you ? Last week I got really drunk , I could n't throw up ' cause I do n't have a stomach . Just a bunch of dusty heaves . Silence , I ... Oh , not this crap again . Oh wait . Son of a bitch . What the hell ? Need some frickin ' duct tape . That 's what I need : a ... I kill you . I kill you till you 're dead . That 's worse . Why did you put my hand in your ass ? Well , at least now maybe we 'll get a better parking place . I hate this job . This job ? - No , the other one . You know : Can I put this back ? - I do n't know , I ca n't see over there . What are all these marks on your arm ? - Your frickin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ playing Twister . And I got Left Hand Green . I reached too far and my arm popped off . Walter laughed ... Peanut kicked it ... and the fucking dog ran out the door with it . It was n't funny . I had to chase him around the yard . It was horrible . Ever step in dog poop with a bone foot ? It 's like some horrible Play-Doh Fun Factory . Oh Achmed , I 'm very sorry you 're having a tough time . My life sucks . Can I ask you a question ? - Whatever . Have you ever actually succeeded in blowing anything up ? Yeah . What have you actually blown up ? A woman . You blew up a woman ? She was inflatable . You know , an inflatable virgin ? I had to stop seeing her . - Why ? She popped . She ended up on the chandelier . She 'd been there before , but not like that . Where do you find an inflatable virgin ? Right next to the inflatable goats . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ far are we from Iowa ? Listen , I 'm very sorry you 're having a tough time . Yeah , thanks a lot . So talk to someone who 's had trouble as well . I do n't know anybody like that . You could talk to Walter . He 's not around here , is he ? - Yeah , he 's backstage . Why are you afraid of Walter ? - He 's one mean son of a bitch . Well , I 'm sorry you 're frightened of him . Can I do anything for you ? Really ? - Yeah , whatever . Could you hold me ? I 'm not kidding . Just a little bit . Is that Aqua Velva ? Are you OK now ? - Could you just ... One more thing : could you say something nice to me too ? OK , I like your hat . You do ? I love Christmas . You 're Muslim . - No , I 'm not . I 'm made in China . Walter said they 're going to recall me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I hate Chinese food . It goes right through me . I did n't know you liked Christmas . - Yes , I have a big tree . I had a big tree last year too . - You did ? Yeah , I decorated it until it was almost perfect and then I blew it up . I ca n't wait to see Santa Claus and sit on his knee . I 'm gon na tell him what I want and then I 'm gon na blow him up . Rudolf the No-head Reindeer . I even got presents for all you guys . - You did ? Even Walter . - That 's very nice . Yes , but when Walter opens his , make sure you stand back a little bit . Shut the hell ... So what else do you like about Christimas ? - I love singing Christmas carols . You do ? - Yes . So , like , which one's ? - The favorites that we all know and love . You know , like Bin Laden is Coming to Town . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ blew my foot off And then there is the always lovely Silence Night . But , of course , my favorite is Jingle Bombs . Could we be honored with a little Jingle Bombs ? If I 'm going to sing , I must have master musical accompaniment . I think we have that . - We do . You know this guy . You 've seen him on YouTube with my millions of video clips . You like him a lot . Please welcome him . - Brian Haner . Otherwise know as Guitar Guy . Hey there , Brian . - Good to see you . Hey , Guitar Guy . Thanks for coming and thanks for dressing like crap for our show . What the hell . I guess you 're saving money for your drug abuse . Oh , he does drugs and he shares them with me . How do you think I lost all this weight ? Listen , Guitar Guy , I 'm glad you are here today . And I must say , you 're a master at playing your guitar , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you heard of this game : Guitar Hero ? I 've been practicing and when it comes to playing the guitar ... I think that now I could kick your ass on the guitar , I know I can . Did I see Guitar Hero ? I meant Halo . I think Brian is better than you . - I know . I got nothing now . My life sucks more . I have so many problems . We heard about them . - No , there 's more . Would you like to hear ? Last week ... I thought I had scoliosis . This is where Jeff makes up crap just to make Guitar Guy laugh . You think that 's funny ? You told me I was twisted . I thought you meant my sense of humor . Wait till you get scoliosis . You 'll be playing guitar behind your head , because you have to . Do n't look at me . That 's what she said . Did you know he had scoliosis ? - No , I did n't . Maybe we should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you do about the scoliosis ? I went to the doctor ... What happened ? - The idiot goes : hey , let 's take an X-ray . I said : you idiot , how about a frickin ' Polaroid ? The same thing in my ... Oh crap , not again . Apparently I had polio too . Well , anybody with poliosis should ... Now wait ... Wait a minute . What the fuck is poliosis ? Help , I 'm twisted and I ca n't get up . I forgot where we were . Milwaukee , asshole . Guitar Guy , I want to sing my song , but right now I am not inspired exactly . So you know what you need to do ? You need to play me something . Inspire my soul with your music . Play me something you think I would like . You racist bastard . I hate Irish music . Do I look like a leprechaun ? I 'm looking for me lucky charms . Kind of hard to hope for lucky charms when you have poliosis . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ through me too . The little oat x 's hurt when they come out . Oh , there 's a blue moon . Now I can fart in a rainbow of colors . Why do n't you just do the song ? - I do n't care OK , I 'll do the song now . I need a note so I know where to head . You got a note for me , Guitar Guy ? You were n't even close . Gosh , I wonder why ? Look at my giant ears . Can we have the note again ? - Yeah , good . Did n't hear it the first time . dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B that 's when I got shot in the ass by the US military Silence . I 'm not finished . And this is a sad song . oh , jingle bombs , jingle bombs mine blew up , you see where are all the virgins @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead the only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man but every time I cough thanks to Uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off Stop looking , you perverts . You can look , badonkadonk chick . And I have an Irish wiener . It 's magically delicious . OK , that 's funny , I give you that one . That was good . my bombing days are gone I need to find some work perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk , oh jingle bombs , jingle bombs I think I got screwed do n't laugh at me because I 'm dead or I kill you Thank you . Thank you so much . My first special we had a guy on that I knew the audiences would enjoy . But I had no idea he 'd get the following he has now . How do you describe him ? Just white-trash trailer park , here is Bubba J . How are you doing , Bubba J @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you been doing ? - Same thing I do every weekend . Just watching NASCAR and drinking beer . You 've been writing Santa a letter . - I done that on the computer . Did you mail it to him ? - No . Why ? - My computer wo n't fit in the mailbox . Walter 's right . You are a dumbass . You knowBubba J , I took the opportunity of printing your letter for you . I noticed that the ink was kind of weird . That 's because I was running out of ink , so I mixed it with beer . You mixed beer with ink ? And if you smell that thing when you 're reading it , you get a contact drunk . I learned that from Guitar Guy . Beernog . - How do you make beernog ? You take a big old bowl of eggnog ... and you pour it down the sink . And you drink a beer . I 'm interested in what you wrote . Could you read the letter ? Yeah , sure , OK @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't done yet . Bubba J . - I ai n't done yet . What ? Do n't yell at me . You 're scaring me when you yell . You remind me of that judge on American Idol . Simon . - Paula . What I meant was : could you read the letter out loud ? OK , you did n't say that . Dear Santa . Hi , it 's me , Bubba J . That 's me . I was the guy last Christmas who lit the fireplace ... just as you came down the chimney . Sorry about your suit and your ass . Next time you should wear a NASCAR suit . See , it do n't burn . He needs fire retarding tidy whities . You lit Santa on fire ? - No , the damn fireplace did . And what happened ? - Whooosh . He burst into flames like Marilyn Manson at a Baptist revival . Bubba J , that 's awful . - That 's why I 'm still in therapy . It was hard to hear Santa go from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Why did n't you put him out ? - That would 've been a waste of beer . What about water ? - We do n't drink that crap . So how did you put him out ? I peed on him . I 've added a new step to that list . - What list ? Stop , drop the good rolling around so I can piss on you . What else was going on ? My dumbass brother was singing : on the first day of Christmas Santa was on fire and Bubba was a-whizzing on his head on the second day of Christmas Santa said to me See , his face is all wrapped up in gauze . This is terrible . - It seemed like it at the time . Next day it 's funnier than hell . We peed on ourselves , laughing about it . Was there anything going on outside that night ? Outside ? My cousin Elroy shot Santa 's reindeer deer . What ? It 's not too often you see a twelve-point buck standing on your freakin ' roof . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ more ? - Yeah , let me see . Also Santa , in place of cookies this year , we 're leaving you deer jerky . Guess where that came from . Ha , ha . The End . Signed , Bubba J . PS : just to make sure , you know we moved . Not too far , the parking brake came loose . Now we live at 6738.2 . So are you going to ask Santa for anything for Christmas ? A beer . Ask for something bigger than that . - A beer truck . How long have you been drinking ? - Since six a.m . Yesterday . A week ago . I meant your whole life . - Yeah . Hell , my mama was drunk when I was nursing . That 's awful . - No , to me they were nature 's kegs . We 've been on tour and you 've been having fun . Lots of fun . I like getting on a bus , and tour around . I 've made some friends . - You like Guitar Guy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Guy , he 's fun . You 've worked on something with him . - Yeah . Hi , Guitar Guy . He 's purty . Let 's do the song . - Here we go . You 're gon na like this song . It 's Christmas . oh , say can you see Yankee Doodle free bird What 's wrong ? - I 've forgot to memorize the words . I wrote down the words for you on a piece of paper . On the back of your letter . - Oh good . OK , hang on . Let me see that . What ? OK , I got it . got my dog and a six-pack inside my truck my wife rides in the back because she wo n't shut up there 's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin I gun the motor and run over him it 's a roadkill Christmas venison pre-tenderized it 's a roadkill Christmas ' cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes she loaded him into the back of the truck I was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I could n't believe what I saw in my rearview mirror my wife was a-wrestling with a mad deer it 's a roadkill Christmas she had 50 pounds over him it 's a roadkill Christmas it was no time till she had him pinned by the time we got home he was her pet that night he slept on my side of the bed I had to spend a night out in my truck but I had some beer so I did n't give a ... darn That was close . - I know , I almost said damn . a couple of days later I made him a deal if he worked for me then he would not be my next meal I covered his antlers with foil and then I plugged the TV cable into his rear end it 's a roadkill Christmas every Sunday he 's up on my roof it 's a roadkill Christmas I get NASCAR and the NFL too it 's a roadkill Christmas that dumb deer changed my life it 's a roadkill Christmas next time I 'll run over my wife That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , the next guy has been in my show for many many years , so if you 've seen my show before , you 'll know him . Please welcome my buddy , Peanut . How are you doing , Peanut ? - I 'm doin ' pretty good . How about you ? I 'm fine . - That 's good , that 's good . Christmas time Christmas time I love Christmas time in Milwaukee , Wisconsin Peanut , why are you singing ? - Well , the star always sings in his show . I do n't know if you 're actually the star of the show . OK , that reminds me of a song . oh , Jef-fa-fa oh , Jef-fa-fa oh , Jef-fa-fa without me you would suck caca oh , Jef-fa-fa oh , Jef-fa-fa you are my bitch Milwaukee , yes , I love Milwaukee and I love the badonkadonk chick You need to go out with me , you know why ? You go purple , you never go back . Milwaukee , Milwaukee yes , I love Milwaukee Peanut , what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Will you calm down ? - I do n't think I can , can , can . Just hold on , take deep breaths . Slow it down . Are you OK ? - I think so . Look at me . You 're so cute . There 's one more member of our family we need to introduce . Hold it : family ? We 're a family ? Oh my gosh . Please tell me I 'm adopted . And I 'd like to be an Angelina Jolie adoptee . And one who 's still nursing . I 'm sorry , Brad Pitt , that I 'm the kid and I 'm frickin ' thirsty . My biggest decision of the day would be : hmm , let 's see , left or right ? Or right down the middle . Peanut , how did we go from Christmas ... - To Angelina 's boobs ? Can you get them for Christmas for me , please ? They would be my holiday hooters . You ever put tinsel on a tata ? - Will you stop it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Brad Pitt 's gon na be unhappy . You 're making fun of his wife 's titties . Yes , I said titties . Bodacious tatas . If they 're little they 're titties . If they 're big they 're tatonsters . Titzillas . Titonics . Those are sad , ' cause when they get older they sink . Holy crap , I made you laugh on that one . Globes of love . I was actually talking about Jos ? . - The jalape���o ? o ? On a stick ? I do n't think Jos ? celebrates Christmas . No ? - They do something called Navidad . With some chick named Phyllis . Feliz Navidad . - Yeah , that bitch . That means merry Christmas in Spanish . Ol ? . Here he is . - Jos ? jalape���o ? o on a stick . Good evening and merry Christmas . Gracias , se ? or . It 's good to see you both , se ? or Dunham and Peanut . We 're talking about Christmas . - I love Christmas . What the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No , no , it was Chreestmas . Are dyou making fun of my accent ? - Dyes . I understand you guys were on your first ski trip . Jos ? and Achmed saw snow for the first time ever . How was the skiing ? - Great . I had to snowboard . Stick . Jos ? , did you dress warmly for the trip ? - S ? . What did you wear ? - A scarf . And one boot . I told him he should 've just worn a garden hose . You know what he can use as a raincoat ? A condom . So how did the trip go ? - It was a disaster . Really ? What happened ? Achmed broke his leg . The bone was sticking out . It 's always sticking out . - Did you put a splint on it ? Of course . - What 'd you use ? Me . So when did this happen ? - During the avalanche . Avalanche ? Achmed started it . We told him not to bring that bomb @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Why did Achmed have a bomb ? - I think he 's a workaholic . What happened after the avalanche ? - We were kept in the snow for 3 days . Did you have anything to eat ? - A jalape���o ? o . You 're a sick bastard . We were finally rescued by a Saint Bernard . But the dog took Achmed and buried his ass . And his head , and his feet . It was hilarious . Why did n't you help Achmed ? - We were laughing too hard . I want to get back to Christmas . How do you celebrate the holidays ? We wake up in the morning ... - And then they take a nap . I 'm kidding , I know they work very hard . They run to the border and decorate all of the barbed wire . Jos ? does not run to the border . - You 're right , he goes boing , boing , boing ... Jos ? , what does Christmas mean to you ? It 's the day Jes ? s @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your gardener was born on Christmas . Hey Jes ? s . Happy birthday , man . Today you can skip the leaves . Jos ? , what do you want for Christmas ? - I think he needs a bigger stick . That 's not what your mother said . That was Jos ? jalape���o ? o . No , wait a minute . Oh man , that sucks . I want to kick his ass . Or kick his stick . Or kick his sticky ass . We 're gon na do something a little different . You 're gon na be funny ? It 's a Christmas miracle . Let 's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya . No , what I 'd like to do is something that 's been a tradition every Christmas Eve in my family for many years . We 're gon na get drunk and throw up . No , I 'd like to read everyone the story The Night Before Christmas . OK ... No . This will be good . - No , it 'll suck . No , let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the book ? Oh , my Lord . I am so sorry . If you insist on reading this lame-ass 120-year-old story ... we need good music . - We have that . Let 's have Guitar Guy come back then . Thanks for taking out time between your drug sessions on the bus back there . He does n't do drugs . - Oh yes , he does . How do you know that ? Before the show we were backstage talking about comedy . Yeah . I asked him for some good lines , he gave me a straw . You know how else I know you do drugs ? Because you 're looking me in the eye and you think I 'm actually looking back . Drug Man . Evil superhero , that 's what you could be . An evil superhero ? - Absolutely . You could have a cape . Unfurl it and a big puff of light comes out . Druggies are following you . It 's Drug Man . Drug Man . He 's pissed now . Hopefully he 'll never figure out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tonight be afraid , be very afraid . You 'll wake up and Walter 's head will be in bed with you . You should 've been in The Godfather . - Why ? You could make the horse 's head in bed talk : good morning . Stop picking on Brian . - OK , OK . I heard Bubba say you 're gay . You 're so cute . Gay . He 's not gay . - OK . Alright . A gay guy has a guy that he hangs around with and does things together ... Oh-my-gosh . This explains everything . I 'm not gay . - Come on . Seriously , which one of you is the girl ? Let me guess : the one with the guitar or the one who has the dolls ? Can I just read The Night Before Christmas ? Yeah , what every straight guy wants to do . Gay . Wait , you 've got to bring this thing to life . You got to make it today . You got some music that 'll make this thing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fits this story ? Come on , let 's hear it . Hear it ! I have a headache . Come on , what do you got ? Let 's hear it . OK , he was n't doing cocaine , it was pot . Are you a pot person ? You 're a ganja guy ? A doobie dude ? A Mary Jane musician ? OK . Peanut , this is Christmas . - And now I 'm hungry . Alright , let 's do the story . - Whatever . And now , " The Night Before Christmas " . This could be a good time for the Muslims to go to the bathroom . ' T was the night before Christmas ... - And all the Jews were at the movies . Or eating Chinese food . I 'm just trying to include everybody . ' T was ... - Hold it . What ? ! Who the hell says ' T was ? - It 's in the story . It 's old and stupid . It 's tradition . - ' T is it ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the house ... Why is it always a house ? Like there 's kids that live in apartments . How does Santa Claus get to the kids in the apartments , Uncle Jeffie ? They have to buzz his ass in . Santa Claus . And all through the apartments not a creature was stirring ... Except for the asshole in 2-B . They 're drunk and hitting each other with menorahs . Oy very . That 's Jewish for holy shit . Nothing funnier than throwing in a couple of holy shits before " The Night Before Christmas " , huh ? Not a creature was stirring , not even a mouse . Mouse ? You wish . You 're in an apartment , that 's a rat . The stockings were hung by the chimney with care . And believe me , the room could use some fresh air . How did that tradition start ? Hanging up dirty laundry hoping Santa would fill them with goodies . I 'd like to suck on this candy cane , but it smells like Dad 's feet . Good thing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in yours ? Nuts . And Mommy says they 're magically delicious . You are ruining this story . You 're the pervert eating out of your own jockstrap . Is this the part with kids and sugar plums dancing in their heads ? What does that mean ? I think they 're hallucinating . These apartment children are on drugs . Santa 's gon na bring me a G.I . Joe and a bong . And Daddy wants a ho ho ho . It 's Daddy and the three hos . With mama in her kerchief and I in my cap , had just settled down ... For a mixed snort of crack . Oh , Guitar Guy . You 're in this story too . Get to the part where Santa gets busted for breaking and entering . It 's not breaking and entering . - Keep dreaming . I think it qualifies . As I drew in my head and was turning around ... down the chimney St . Nicholas came with a bound . He fell down . And does n't it say his face was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? He is drunk off his ass . This is a horrible , horrible , story . He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot ... and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot . That , drinking and driving , in a furry gay outfit covered in soot . He 's smoking and you let him in the house ... because he said he had something for your kids . What the hell a kind of a father are you anyway ? If I were you , I 'd check his I.D . , then Taser his fat ass . And how fat is this guy anyway ? People always leave plates full of cookies . I think he 's a diabetic too , do n't you think ? . You got to leave him a plate full of insulin . Ca n't wait to hear The Night Before Christmas , part 2 : Santa 's on dialysis and he 's missing a leg . And all his little dollies have poliosis . Can I finish this story ? - Oh , please @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ team gave a whistle ... Got ta go quick , ' cause there 's a cop with a pistol . But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight ... Merry Christmas to all . Oh crap , I ran over your bike . You guys have been a great audience . Thanks for coming , Merry Christmas . Thank you . Give him a big hand , my good friend Brian Haner , ladies and gentleman . Merry Christmas . Subtitles by LeapinLar

@@5215141 Chungeorahm Film Presents In Association with OCN FilmBank Chungeorahm Film Production GOH Doo-shim SON Byung-ho , KIM Yoo-suk KIM Ye-ryung , PARK Won-sang LEE Hye-eun PARK Chung-sun , BAN Min-jung CHAE Jung-ahn Producer/ LEE Kyung-hyun SHIN Yang-jung , CHOI Yong-bae Production Investor/ CHOI Yong-bae Producer/ CHOI Hyuck Executive Producer/ Yun Jong-yun Director of Photography/ CHOI Chan-kyoo Gaffer/ Kim Dong-Ho Written Directed by KOO Sung-joo Long Winding Road Digging and digging and digging again . No strength left to get back home . Where am I to go ? I just want to have a nice meal and rest in peace . What a cursed girl I was . Bringing bad harvest and drought as my dowry . Bringing bad harvest and drought as my dowry . It 's all my fault . Oh , how endless the scolding was . The life I had was not a life , indeed . Are Eun-young 's wedding plans going well ? Of course . I 'm taking good care of everything . Do a good job in place of Ma , okay ? Do n't worry . Take out the weeds not the precious ginseng . Oh no ! You had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Let me see that . Never mind . Oh , Ma came out . Mother , you should stay inside . It 's not like there 's anything better to do with my body . Plus , I 'm still pretty darn strong . I better work hard to avoid being named a lazy old hag . Nothing compares to Ma 's noodles . Of course not . Mother , you want to go to Eun-young 's wedding , right ? How many years has it been since you had motion sickness ? I fainted the year I turned forty . Try counting the years since . I spent too much energy giving birth to Eun-young at my old age . Ma , could n't you just act crazy clench your teeth and get in the car ? Just close your eyes and ride it out ? Are you saying that because you really do n't know ? My head spins the second my foot is off the ground . Anyway , I just hope the wedding goes well . It does n't matter if I go or not . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't say anything but I can see that Eun-young wants you to be there . Do n't worry . Mother , I 'll be extra careful . Dead or alive , your dad was always the only one that had it easy ... Our little girl is getting married . Excuse me , ma'am . ma'am , do you have some water by any chance ? Standing under the blazing sun all day is making me thi rsty . Wow , that 's great . It 's ice cold . You saved my life . Thanks , ma'am . Is n't it hard to stand like that all day ? ... You know how all sorts of things happen in life ? Just think of it like that and laugh it off . Why do you look so tired ? Are you all right ? It 's a long story . Oh , I see . No matter how dizzy you feel that 's just how the world is . Then you can just walk . It 's simple . Just walk to the wedding . But it 's so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's all downhill after the first step . Let 's just walk there . I wonder if I could do it ... I 've never walked so far ... Nam In-su/ A serenede of sorrow Where did you say you were going for your honeymoon ? I remember you telling me but I forgot . Cambodia . Eun-young , are you really going to Cambodia for your honeymoon ? Is there anything to see ? Is n't it just full of mine fields ? Huh ? Mine fields ? We 're going backpacking in Angkor Wat . A friend of mine went there last year on her honeymoon . According to what she said it seems pretty cheap and fun . That must be so great , Eun-young . I wonder when I 'll ever get to travel abroad ... Honey , we should plan a trip overseas sometime . That 's some spoiled talking . Then when will we pay off all our debts ? That is n't always the case . You can do it for a couple hundred bucks , if you look around . - Really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ treat Mother Jae-young and Ja-myung to China . You get to travel to China thanks to Yong-tae , Mother . Are n't you happy ? Of course . Let 's travel and benefit from having a good son-in-law . - You have to keep that promise . - Do n't worry . Big brother helped out a lot with the wedding dowry . - Aw , it was nothing . - Better make a lot of money . - have some more . - Thanks . Talk is good and all , but how is Mother going to travel anywhere ? It 's like having a license without a car . Watch your tongue . Mother , I think dinner 's all ready ... Learn to be patient and try to make things work in your new life . Do n't worry about me , Mom . I 'll be fine . You must be disappointed about missing the wedding . It 's okay ... I 'm sorry . I should 've had it nearby ... Do n't say that . I do n't want to ruin one of the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the in-laws would n't have been happy about it either . Hey , scratch my back . Come on , you old hag . Get up and scratch my back . Well ? Scratch my back already . It 's driving me nuts . What are you doing here ? I mean , you 're dead . I came to see if you 're cheating on me . You know what they say about widows ... you 're not seeing any old farts , are you ? Who knows if you have n't been up to something in the afterlife . They say that even when womanizers die they die near the fences of a whorehouse . What a mouth . You did great ... even through the bad times . Do you even know ? I 'm rotting away on the inside . all the more reason to go to that wedding even if you have to walk there . Mother , are you up ? Did you have a dream ? There 's food , right ? Bring some over . That 's why I 'm asking you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Anyway , you must be exhausted from walking all those miles . It 's not some big deal ... So , you 're telling me that she 's walking to the wedding ? Yes , that 's what I 'm saying . She 's really determined to do so . I do n't think just stopping her will be the solution . Jae-young , do you think her body can handle that ? If she received Marine training before she leaves , but otherwise ... I still think it would be too much for her . Mother is a lot more determined than she looks . I 'm flat out against it . It 's absolute nonsense . It 's freaking far from here to Mokpo . And she 's gon na walk all the way there ? I 'm telling you it was no use trying to stop her . You know how stubborn she can get . So you did n't talk her into it ? If Mother walks to Mokpo I 'll have to walk beside her . Why would I dig my own grave ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ how many days do you think it 'll take for her to get there ? Either way , she 'll barely make it . If only she had decided beforehand . But even if she leaves tomorrow she 'll have to walk well over 16km per day . My goodness , 16km ? What if she collapses or gets sick on the way ? We might end up holding a funeral instead of a wedding . Honey , watch what you 're saying ... Anyway , it 's going to be one heck of a walk . She 's suddenly become Mao Ze-dong . Now that 's what you call a painful march . Nevertheless , I do n't think anything will stop her ... Did she mention why she has to be at the wedding ? Since she got back from a temple . Something she wants to give to Eun-young herself , I hear . And what 's that ? Since Grandma ca n't ride cars because of her dizziness , We can just think up a different method . I think a helicopter would do the trick @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we ever get one ? It ca n't be cheap to rent one for sure . Why do n't we go to the closest dock and take a boat ? Now , make yourself comfortable Ma . - I ca n't take this anymore . - Ma . - I 'm dying here ... - Ma ! I 'm dying ... Captain , turn the boat around . Hurry up and turn around . The boat is out , because the waves make her queasy . Dad , ca n't you carry her on your back ? Carry her on my back ? You know , with the Marine spi rit ! That 's right . If becoming a Marine were easy I would never have volunteered . Even Hemingway once said that should he ever encounter impending danger , he would want none other than a Marine by his side ... ' Who is that man ' ' standing fearlessly in the middle of the vast ocean ? ' ' He is a Marine . ' ' Evil has no power in the presence of a Marine . ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'm sorry , but please put me down . Maybe if we give her sleeping pills or anesthesia She 'll be there before she knows it ... It 's going to be difficult . Considering your age , It 's dangerous to take sleeping pills let alone anesthesia . How about a carriage ? Now , what are you doing blocking the way ? Ma , is n't this great ? you 're flying like a bird ! Oh my ... Like a bird ? My ass . I 'm dying here . I 'm gon na throw up . This is n't working . Hey , hurry and take us down . Ma 's dying . Dear , let 's get going . She 'll be done with her hair by now . Just know that Mother and I are leaving tomorrow . - Goodbye . - See You later . Okay , let 's get going . I really think We 're pushing the limit here . I mean , I understand better than anyone how you feel , But you should n't do this . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ way you can make it . What are you doing ? Take her back home . What are you gon na do if she gets sick ? We were n't disappointed that you could n't come to our wedding . Ma ... Gracious were there this many scarecrows ? Is the family going on an outing ma'am ? You must be so tired . I 'm on my way to the wedding in Mokpo . So you finally decided to walk there ? That 's great . If I take it step by step , I 'm sure we 'll be there before the wedding . Then I 'll see you when you get back . Hold on a second . It 's hot outside so you should take this . No , it 's okay . You do n't have to do this ... Thank you , ma'am . It ' s only a parasol . Look at all these flowers . Did you plant all these ? Well ... You know that you 'll meet all sorts of people on the road . I promise to return this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you sick of playing a scarecrow ? It 's sad to watch . There 's no way you can understand me . Do you really believe this will change anything ? How will people ever understand my amazing sublimity ? It 's going to be a long journey so take care of your mother . But ... Where have all those sparrows gone ? you 're relentless . Why are you making these scarecrows anyway ? To avoid being lonely . Even if everyone leaves this way I wo n't be lonely . I have no idea what you 're talking about . Is it good ? you 're right ? Do you really have to go ? What are you saying ? I 'm just saying that the road is very harsh ... Do n't say useless things . My precious child is getting married . And after all I learned how to read and write at this old age thanks to Eun-young ... F-a-t-h-e-r is ... Like before ? Going ? Going home . Good job Mom . The way I see it you have the smarts for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ school . Oh , hush ... someone might hear you . Being illiterate is nothing to brag about . Mom , it 's nothing to be ashamed of . You know they say that learning is for a lifetime . Who cares if people know ? Hey everybody ! My mom is learning to read and write ! Gracious . Still , it 's embarrassing so lower your voice . - Oh , all right . - Someone might hear . Let 's start from here again . Beautiful sky ! There 's a lot of dragonflies around here . But it 's a worrysome . Lots of dragonflies means it 's gon na rain soon . - Oh no . - We better hurry . Gee , who told you that kind of stuff . Whoa , since you 've become literate at your age , you 've become so smart . Ma , over here ! Let 's go this way Ma . Mountains and people alike everything gets winkled with age . Ma , can I ask you something ? What do you need to give Eun-young @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I should n't have brought it up in the first place . You can just whisper it to me . Really , it 's nothing . - Are you done ? - Where are you coming from ? I just went to see the mayor of the village . - The mayor , for what ? - we need to sleep , right ? I asked around and thankfully he offered us the town hall . - How thoughtful of him . - That 's good . Mother , is the walking okay ? Ja-myung said , it 's like a picnic I 'm having a pretty good time . We can use a shortcut tomorrow We 're taking the mountain course . - Will that be okay with you ? - That 's actually great . It would be much better than walking on hard cement . Plush soil is the easiest to walk on . Ma , what are you doing ? It 's okay . I 'll do it . Ma ! your second son Dae-yong is home . Ja-myung ? Hyo-eun ? Gun-hoo ? Grandma , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ later . What are they ? Sunglasses . That 's just a toy for children . - Will you hand me my cell phone ? - Yes . Try it on . I 'll escort Mom until sunset . You both really should rest . - You do n't need to . - But , how ? all I have to do is follow the road . Yeah , but today 's route is all hills and mountains . Come on , Jae-young If mom can do it , I 'm sure I can . Hello ? Jae-young , it 's me . Where are you ? I 'm downtown right now . I heard you 're accompanying Ma . Sure sounds like our Ma . How can I miss Eun-young 's wedding . I heard that you already left with her . Why are you bringing that up ? Okay , do n't worry . So where are you now ? Where ? What would you like ? Take off the stem of a watermelon pour some honey over it . Take out the seeds . Would you like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't . Then what would you like ? Perhaps a pear instead ? No , I do n't want that either . Ma , I 'm here . Bo-hyun , your uncle is here . Ja-myung ! Do I have to keep wearing these ? I feel stuffy . well then , You can take them off and give them to me . Yeah ... but they were our baby 's present ... They 're just toys . Here , give them to me . - Dae-yong , just wait a second . - Why ? What are you carrying that around for ? This ? I brought this because of Ma . I thought you might feel lonely . It should be okay about here pretty quiet . You ready ? I figured Ma might be bored on her walk so I recorded some oldies ? You know Ma 's a big fan of Nam In-su . What a surprise . Ma , you got a great son here . Let 's get going . Is n't it good ? Hey , it 's this way . Really ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fantastic . - Are you sure ? - There 's no other way ? If we do n't go this way it 'll take longer . I did n't know it either . Holy crap ! What are you doing ? Do n't come near me . Come here , Ma . - I almost burst . - that must feel good . How about you , Ma ? Do n't need to pee ? It 's okay . Damn , it 's hard to go to a wedding . Who would believe this ? Oh , man ... Are you sure there 's no other way ? Jae-young said we wo n't even make it if we go around . We have to go across this to get to the wedding . What a life this is ... Ma , just try to get over . Just close your eyes . That 's exactly what I 'm doing ... Are we there yet ? ... I 'm dying here ... Did Jae-young have any clue ... It 's killing you , Mom . Ma , just pretend , this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What are we doing ? It 's hopeless . Eun-young , my baby ... Your mother 's dying here . Ma , are you all right ? Hang on . Why is it so shaky ? - Let 's get it together now . - Ma , hang on . Hang on , just a little bit . Hello ? Eun-young ... Okay dear ... Let ' s rest a little bit . - Ma , let 's have a break . - Well ... You better be good to Mom . Look at the trouble she 's putting herself through . Yes , hang on . I 'll pass it on to Ma . Mom , it 's Eun-young . Right ... - Hello . - Mom . Hello ? Yes , it ' s Mom ... Why are you crying all of a sudden ? Now I 'm getting all teary-eyed ... Honey , please do n't cry . Mom , why did you have me ? It was n't me . Your horny dad just would n't let me sleep at night . Do n't cry too @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 's tough for you , is n't it ? I 'm fine , so do n't worry . I 'm serious . Stop crying . Jesus , look at you . you 're too thin . Just look at you . From all of those troubles of being on your own . Look at your legs how thin they are . You poor thing . Stay here while I check ahead . I do n't know anything not anything . Do n't ask me cause I have n't got a clue . Suede ... suede ... boots . They are only for the Marines . - You 're all tense . - That feels good . Ma , I 'm your favorite , right ? Mother , how are you holding up ? - Are You hurt anywhere ? - I am just fine And dandy . How are you doing , honey ? Was it decent to walk ? Although the heat was aggravating ... like Ja-myung said it was a great picnic . Good job . How about you , Dae-yong ? Easy walk ? Do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to Young-chul 's wedding I 'm gone . That 's for sure . You were n't too bad for an alcoholic ... Jae-young ... Just one more day left , huh ? You did good today . Go home and rest up . - You too , Gi-young . - Yes ? - Thanks . - No , it was nothing . I wish you all the best . I 'll see you at the wedding , sir . Victory ! Dae-yong , do n't fight with Jae-young on the way . What am I , a child ? I 'm not gon na fight . Quit nagging and go home already . - Okay , We 're leaving . - Sure . - Drive safely . - We 're leaving . Where are you going ? Are n't you gon na sleep ? A man 's got ta do what a man 's got ta do . That does n't answer my question . I 'm just gon na have a few cups of booze . to get all this dust out of my mouth . It needs to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me , ma'am can you give us a better appetizer ? What would you like to order ? Give us some of that marinated chicken . Coming right up . The only thing that has n't changed with you is that obsession with chicken . Oh , damn . Why are you grumbling about someone else 's taste ? I 'm just a little frustrated you hopeless idiot . Are n't you embarrassed to face your brothers and sisters ? you 're over forty for crying out loud so start acting your age . What are you gon na do about it ? Are n't you gon na pour me some ? What are you saving your own hands for ? Your wife 's breasts ? Or maybe they 're for the ass . Hey , that 's funny . I 'm an idiot for trying . Come here , everbody . What the hell is this ? Ugh . Shit . I 'm completely screwed . I do n't think it 's going to stop raining anytime soon . Mother , what should we do ? Hey , should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ should at least watch that while it rains . Then should I call a coffee shop and order coffee ? Ma , you want some tea ? Mother , let 's head back now . You 've come far enough Mom . Get up , we have to go eat . You got ta have a good breakfast if you want to walk all day today . Come on . Are your ears just for decoration ? You can have it , mom . I ca n't finish it anyway ... it 's too much . Did you drink a lot last night ? I just wanted a glass of Makgulli to wash out my mouth Thanks to Jae-young nagging the heck out of me . Did I pour it down your throat ? You drank it with your own two hands . You disrespectful asshole , you ca n't even reason between fact and fiction . Why are you two bickering over a meal ... Jae-young , will we arrive in Mokpo today , if we walk all day ? Yes , I think it 'll nearly be enough @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't even tell what 's right in front of you ... and that 's life . So how do you know what 's going to happen tonight ? Especially , considering how the rain wo n't stop . What the hell are you hitting me for ? Even dogs are left alone during a meal ... and you hit me with a spoon ? You dare raise your voice to me ? Do I need to slap you around for you to get some sense back ? Sure , go ahead and try me . Make my day . What the heck are you two doing ? Are you trying to test my patience ? This is just great with a family event coming up and all . Just forget about everything . What did I do to deserve this ? If you two want to fight , go ahead . It 's all useless , so forget it and do whatever you want . you 're the same , Mom . Why are you putting everyone through so much trouble ? What are you talking about ? I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ walking like crazy all the way to Mokpo ... and it 's making me boil with anger that 's all - Goodness . - What are you trying to say ? You , just shut your mouth . I 'm doing this all for you , Mom . you 're saying this out of concern , are you ? You worthless bastard . Mom , I 'm sorry . Please calm down . Let 's get you out of the rain . Mom , I 'm sorry . I wo n't go , then ... I just wo n't go ... Come on Mom . you 're not mad , are you ? You ca n't give up now after all that ... Ma . Ma ! Excuse me . Let me have some more Kimchi here . Damn , that 's good . Ma , I 'm so sorry . Ma ? Ma . Mother . What are you doing ? Ma , are you okay ? My shoes are all ruined . Are you sure you 're okay ? - And they 're expensive one's too . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ drink . A glass or two is good for ya . This is Bae Ho , right ? Wow , how did you know ? His voice sure was nice back in the day . Shame that he died so early . Oldies sure are the best are n't they ? They just touch you in such a way ... Music these days do n't sound Korean anymore . It 's impossible to understand what they ' re singing . That 's the truth . Good music needs ... its joys and sorrows and has to touch someone 's heart . You should become sorry for yourself but then the song should pick you back up . That 's what music is . Wow , our Mom is a genius . Where did you learn that fancy talk ? No one taught me ... Some things you just learn as you go . You think Ma is ignorant like you ? You just keep saying stupid things . Here we go again . Why do you always have a problem with me ? Would it hurt to listen to Mom @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I wonder what our Yeon-hwa is doing . I wonder if she 's thinking of me . Mother ... I 'm sorry . That wretched girl . She does n't even deserve to die . She does n't even need Ma . What am I , now ? What am I ? Ma , what 's wrong ? You lose something ? What did you lose ? Mom , did you lose money or something ? But your hands were empty . Come on . Look carefully . No ... It 's no big deal ... Tell us what it is . It 's hard to think straight with you two fighting ! ma'am , the rain must have made it harder for you . What brings you here ? I said I 'd return the favor so I 'm here to keep my promise . Looking for this ? Oh my , where did you find this ? It dropped when you were putting on the raincoat . How did you know ... Amazing reality ! Strange things happen in life you know ? well then , I 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the village for his missing bike . Oh , one more thing ... Would it be okay if I attended the wedding ? Oh , of course . After all , you did find this for me . Well ... Ma , have a seat . It 's nice and cool . Wanted/ PARK Dae-yong Ma , you want some cold water ? Sure . Bring us over a glass of cold water here . Did n't you have to go ? That 's why we came , right ? It 's okay ... What ? I thought you were just dying to go ... You keep holding it in and it 'll turn on you . Hurry on over and let it out . It 's not easy for me either , okay ? I 'm doing it for the good of the family . What in the world is he talking about ? Come on Ma . Let 's go . We got a long way ahead and the water is bad here . - Hurry up . - Okay , okay . Let 's go Ma . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ something wrong ? You should n't sin ... Look at me I ca n't even shit when I want to . How did I end up like this ... It does n't look too bad . - No , I do n't think I can . - I 'll try going in first . - Oh No , son . - Do n't worry Ma . - Stop ! Do n't go in ! - Water is my buddy . - Goodness gracious . - It 's all right , Ma . You go and rest over there . - It 's not so bad . - It 's very deep . - Are you sure ? - Yeah . It does n't even come up to my waist . Oh my goodness . Son ! Jae-young ! Oh no . Son ! My baby ! Jae-young ! Ma . Ma ! Hey , big brother ! Ma ! Ma ! Ma ! Hold on , Ma . Come on . Jae-young . It does n't look that bad . Let 's just try it . Contestant number one ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lovely colors . These red and blue one's look like the ducks on old marriage beds and the yellow one's look like baby chicks . But ... here I am old and withering . You think I 'm pretty ? Each wrinkle on my forehead is like each of your petals ? You want to congratulate my daughter 's wedding ? Why , you flowers are pretty inside and out . Take care . Seems it was too much for her after all . Mom , are you okay ? What do you mean ? Mom , it 's hot out , huh ? It 's so hot today , I 'm going crazy . I can only imagine how bad it must be for you . It 's okay , so do n't hide it and tell me what 's wrong . Tel I you what ? What am I hiding ? Well , before ... with the flowers , Ma . Never mind . It 's nothing . Ma ... Ma ... . Just thinking about your dad makes me laugh . I wonder why he was in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just keeps on falling over Samgakji Rotary ... You like me that much , eh ? Do n't make a fuss in the middle of the street ... I just need to pee over here . you 're the prettiest lady in the whole world . Why is n't it coming out ? The rain keeps falling over the rotary ... Damn . Why is Dad 's death so funny , ma ? You do n't think it 's funny ? I think it 's hilarious . Which way is it ? Does n't anyone have a clue ? Why are you so disgusting ? It 's this way . Ma , over here . Come on , let 's go . It 's this way . That way is ... Let 's just follow her . What 's that ? Mok-Po 16km San-Yi 0.5km That says Mokpo , right ? Yes , We 're almost there now . It 's weird to see you read so good . all thanks to Eun-young . She came over every weekend to teach me . Ma , let 's keep it up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't this Young-ok ? How long has it been ? Let me hug my beautiful little sister . Hey , you dumb idiot ... what are you doing to a nun ? What 's going on here ? Were you waiting for us the whole time ? I sure was . Since before sunset . How did you know that we were coming this way ? Someone told you , did n't they ? Who 'd ya talk to ? Buddha came to me in my dreams last night . I just ca n't understand her ... She was the smartest and prettiest out of all of us , ... so why in the world did she become a Buddhist nun ? You know something about it Jae-young ? No . I went with Ma once in high school because I got suspended . I could n't even stand one day . What 's so great about it ? What do you think Jae-young ? I do n't know . Anyway , do you think it 's true that Buddha told her in her dreams ? You think she lied @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Man , you 're damn annoying . No response whatsoever . Why do you have to be so uptight ? Holy shit . I just thought of my card , okay ? Happy now ? What card ? You idiot you 're a rotten thief . I should ' ve called the cops on you that time . You were lucky you were my brother . Who steals from their brother ? Huh ? Steal his credit card and took out 3 million Won ? Three grand is a lot of money . - Do you even have a clue ? - I have no idea . They did n't make credit cards so fools like you could go out and use them . Why do n't you use your head for once ? Use your head outside the barbershop too . It 's not a freaking paper weight . It 's there for a reason . So how long has it been since you became a nun ? Six years now . It 's been that long ? Life is like a jar of honey saved up for special @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's gone before you even know it . Your words sound a little discouraging . If you think about it life is just a sad journey . Although it 's stupid wasting time fighting over little things , You bet there are people out there fighting even now . Do you know how much I missed you ? I prayed to Buddha so many times . I always asked that he keep my Young-ok healthy , over and over again . At least if you were in prison I could visit you ... I 'm afraid I 'll bother you being here . Do you have any idea how hard it is to stop seeing you ? Mother ... Mom , I 'm sorry ... How can I even ask for forgiveness ? I thought it was supposed to be like that . Toli ing in the fields all day , freezing your hands doing the laundry in winter , and not taking care of yourself . I just thought that 's the way things were . You miss Grandma , do n't you . When you said you miss @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ crying one night crouching in the corner . I realized then that things were n't supposed to be that way . It took too long to figure it out . I now know that you 're the Buddha in me . No . I never said it but I was always so proud of you that you had become a nun . Not everyone can devote their life to Buddha . Young-ok . Once in my childhood , my mother licked a splinter out of my eyes . It felt so much better . Your grandma just loved those persimmons . She would joke and tell me to bury her under a persimmon tree . I can still feel the touch of her cheeks on my fingertips . Young-ok , do you know how I felt when I got the call ? If her eyes were closed I would say , ' Ma , just rest and go to Dad . ' ' Then you wo n't have to hurt anymore . ' But I ran to her and the moment I saw her face , I begged her to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ how she could leave so sudden . I still felt like she 'd be smiling there if I turned around . Young-ok , In the next life I hope your Grandma and I could switch places . I 'd give her everything and make up for the things I could n't give in this life . Young-ok I do n't know if you 'll understand . In this world my mother was like a mi rror to me . Mom , this is the Youngsan River Haguwon embankment . Impressive , is n't it ? I only heard about it . first time I 'm seeing it . Just like they said it 's freaking big . Mom , We 're finally here . As soon as we cross the embankment it 's Mokpo . Mom , you did well . I 'm so proud of you You did good , Ma . You too , big brother . Ma , Ma , let 's go . Even if it hails , even if it rains even if the apocalypse is upon us let 's go . Go ! Go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ma , all the cars passing by making you dizzy ? I 'm okay as long as I do n't look . Do n't worry about me and keep going . Ma , you okay ? - you 're good , right ? - keep your head up , Ma . What the hell are you carrying around that piece of shit for anyway ? I do n't know ... Guess I just grown attached to it . This right here 's something , indeed . Is n't he , Ma ? It 's all a fallacy ... a fallacy . To get your mind off the road the two brothers will put on a show A boatman 's song It becomes vague . We 're finally here , Ma . Yeah ! We 're here ! - You guys came too . - Grandma ! How are you ? Hey , Young-chul . Is Ma important or your lectures more important ? If you knew that she was walking to Mokpo , you should ' ve been walking beside her . What are you doing showing up now ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ should ' ve come earlier . Eun-young will die from all the waiting . We should hurry on inside now ... - Mom , let 's go in . - Do the right thing , now ! - Let 's go . - Mam ! Ma , let 's go in . Grandma go in first . Our Mom is quite something . Ma is really something all right . Yes , more than great ! It was worth the long journey to come here . Eun-young looks beautiful does n't she ? Eun-young ! Hey little sister . Ma 's here . Come on Ma , over here . Mom . Mom ... Mom ... Baby , stop crying now . You 'll ruin your makeup . I 'm here now . Why are you crying ? Mom ... mom ... mama ... I 'm so sorry . What are you sorry for ? Mom , I really love you . I love you too , honey . Wait a minute . You know what this is ? It 's a lucky charm . The head father drew it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your door . You 'll be rid of bad luck and ghosts and left only with good luck . You got it ? ... Yes , Mom ... And this here is a letter . I almost killed myself writing this letter . ' For my dear baby ' ' the first thing that comes to mind is how much I miss you . ' ' Always obey your new in-laws with respect ' ' and have a wonderful life . ' And now , in the presence of all the guests , We will begin the wedding of groom CHOI Yong-tae , PARK Eun-young . Mother , my little girl is beautiful is n't she ? My baby 's all grown up . Mother , it felt like the world collapsed when you went away ... But now I look back and realize that you never left . Thinking of you watching over me helped me to get through all these years . I wondered how I would get through it . I had to go see my baby 's lovely face . I could n't have come here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you so much . a 14-week-old baby boy blurts his first words , ' Mommy , Mommy ' as soon as he opens his mouth . Looking at daddy he says ' Mommy , ' looking at the road he says ' Mommy , ' ' Mommy ' at the mountain ' Mommy ' at the fields , ' Mommy ' at the Poplar tree at the side of the road . Even at the wind that blows in between he yells ' Mommy , Mommy ... ' Sitting atop a boulder he cries ' Mommy , Mommy ... ' Even at the stream flowing by the river he cries ' Mommy , Mommy ... '

@@5215241 Yeah , I 'm in Africa . Yeah , Africa 's my home . Damn America and what America thinks . I live in America , but Africa 's the home of the Black man . I was a slave 400 years ago and I 'm going back home to fight among my brothers ! Yeah ! ' For these two African-Americans ' to come home was of great , great significance . ' Because of Hollywood and TV ' a lot of us had been taught to hate Africa . ' Once , if you called a Black person African they 'd be ready to fight . ( Chanting ) ( Ali ) ' When I get to Africa we 'll get it on because we do n't get along ! ' I 'm gon na eat him up ! Too much speed for him ! Too fast ! Too fast ! I 'm gon na retire the heavyweight champion of the world ! I 'm gon na retire the heavyweight champion ! September 25th the world 'll be stunned ! ( Man ) Tell ' em , Ali ! If you think the world was surprised when @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( Bell ) ( Reporter ) ' An 18-year-old amateur champion with a charming smile ' took a physical examination for his first professional fight . ' It wo n't be an easy fight but my plan of attack on a fighter like Alex Miteff would be two fast left jabs , a rapid right cross and a left hook . ( Reporter ) ' But in the Belgian Congo , ' freedom was followed by rioting and an army mutiny . ' For months , the political pattern kept changing ' until pro-Red Premier Lumumba was seized ' by the forces of strongman Colonel Mobutu . ' ( Bell ) After watching Mike DeJohn and Eddie Machen , I would rate myself number two . I 'm out to break Floyd Patterson 's record and this being my 20th birthday , today , January 17th , that leaves me exactly one year to reach my goal . People do say I 'm cocky , some say I need a good whuppin ' , some say I talk too much , but anything that I say , I 'm willing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I would knock out Banks in four rounds and I did . I knocked out Don Warner and I just annihilated George Logan in four rounds . ( Reporter ) ' Close your mouth and keep it closed . ' - That 's impossible . - Keep it closed . I 'm the greatest and I 'm knocking out all bums . And if you get too smart I 'll knock you out . ( Reporter ) ' You 'd take him on before the fight ? ' Beat him like I 'm his daddy . I saw Sonny Liston a few days ago . Ai n't he ugly ? I 'm young , I 'm handsome , I 'm fast , I 'm pretty and ca n't possibly be beat . ( Commentator ) Cassius Clay goes into the record book with Corbett , Tunney and Braddock , bringing off another great upset in heavyweight history . ( Ali ) It is befitting that I leave the game just like I came in , beating a big bad monster who knocks out everybody and no one can whup him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ man who annihilated Floyd Patterson twice . He was gon na kill me ! But he hit harder than George . His reach is longer , he 's a better boxer and I 'm better now than when you saw that kid running from Sonny Liston . I 'm experienced now , professional . Jaw 's been broke , been knocked down a couple of times , I 'm bad ! Been chopping trees , I done something new . - I wrestled with an alligator . - ( Laughter ) That 's right , I have wrestled with an alligator ! I tussled with a whale . I handcuffed lightning , thrown thunder in jail ! That 's bad ! Only last week I murdered a rock ! Injured a stone ! Hospitalised a brick ! - I 'm so mean I make medicine sick ! - Bad dude ! Bad , fast ! Fast ! Fast ! Last night , cut the light off in my bedroom , hit the switch and was in the bed before the room was dark ! - Incredible . - Fast ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na bow when I whup him ! All of you ! I know you got him picked but the man 's in trouble ! I 'm gon na show you how great I am ! I think Ali was scared . I think he was scared even then . He knew he was gon na be very scared as he got closer to the fight . You know the way George fights . George comes out ... " I made him the mummy ! " ( Mailer ) ' With his ego he could tell himself he would dominate Foreman , ' make a fool of him , that Foreman would never lay a glove on him . ' But in fact , in his sleep or wherever his private moment came he knew that he had not done as well against two fighters particularly , Joe Frazier and Ken Norton , whom Foreman had demolished . ( Commentator ) Down goes Frazier ! Down goes Frazier ! The heavyweight champion is taking the mandatory eight count and Foreman is as poised as can be ! Foreman is going about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ overpowering intensity when he punched . ' Foreman won by knocking Joe Frazier out ' and knocked him down something like seven times . ' Then he destroyed Ken Norton in two rounds . ' The word " murderous " does not quite apply , Foreman was awesome . ' This chump has got everybody scared . Scared of what ? There 's nothing to be scared of . Scared of what ? How many fellas in here picks George ? Be truthful , be men . Tell the truth . - John , raise your hand . - ( Laughter ) Got George ? You got George . Tell the truth . You ! You , fella . Yeah . No pick ? I just wan na know . You got George ... The time may have come to say goodbye to Muhammad Ali , because very honestly I do n't think he can beat George Foreman . Howard Cosell , you told everybody I do n't have a chance . Told ' em I do n't have nothing but a prayer . Well , chump , all I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ man not only will George Foreman fall but mountains will fall ! Maybe he can pull off a miracle , but against George Foreman ? So young , so strong , so fearless ? Against George Foreman , who does away with his opponents one after another in less than three rounds ? It 's hard for me to conjure with that . You always say " Muhammad , you 're not the same man you were 10 years ago . " I asked your wife and she told me you 're not the same man you was two years ago ! After this fight I suspect Ali will retire . And through all of the years my own memories of him will be as a fighter , and as the strange and curious and gregarious and engaging and sometimes cruel , and sometimes family man that he is . I 'm gon na let everybody know that that thing on your head is a phoney and it comes from the tail of a pony . A stolen bicycle . He had a bicycle and he went to Columbia Gym @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ left his bike parked outside . So when he came out someone had stolen it and he went inside and he was crying and he told the policeman there , his name was Joe Martin , that someone stole his bike . And Joe Martin , he also taught the little boys how to box in the evening so he asked would he be interested in learning how to box and he told him yes , because if he ever found out who stole his bike he wanted to know how to fight so he could beat them up . ( Commentator ) An overhand right sends Sonny to the canvas ! Referee Jersey Joe Walcott is trying to get Ali to a neutral corner . Ali yelling at Liston to get up ... - Anchor punch . - Which fight ? I call it the anchor punch . - The one Stepin Fetchit helped with ? - Yeah , man . People could n't see it , it was so fast Sports Illustrated got a slow-motion camera , they clocked the punch and the punch flew at 4/100ths of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 100 pieces . When people win a ski race they say one and 16/100ths , one and 32/100ths of a second , so you break a second into 100 pieces so , you know ... that 's quick , they got a machine that goes , like , fr-r-t , real quick , fr-r-t , and it counts real quick , real quick . And by the time that thing hit four that 's how quick , from the time the punch started to where it landed was 4/100ths of a second , an eye blink , like a camera flash . That 's 4/100ths of a second . When I hit Sonny Liston all those people blinked , so they did n't see it . - ( Laughter ) - I swear ! ( Ali ) If you watch the film close , keep your eyes real close ... - ( Laughter ) - Keep looking . I 'm getting ready to hit him . You got to hold your eyes and wait or you wo n't see it , man ! Ali was a beautiful ... specimen , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ articulate , he was funny , charismatic . And was whuppin ' ass too . ( Reporter ) ' Deposed champion Cassius Clay , at court in Houston , ' is found guilty of violating Selective Service laws ' by refusing to be inducted . ' He is sentenced to five years in prison and fined $10,000 . ' ( Lee ) ' The way he fused politics and sports . ' Very few Black athletes had ever talked the way Muhammad Ali talked ' without fear of something happening to their careers . ' ( Reporter ) ' .. as a Moslem minister made him exempt ... ' ( Man ) ' He was already very unpopular with mainstream Americans ' because he had joined the Nation of Islam , ' which was perceived as a radical Black separatist group . ' On top of that , when he was called for induction he refused to take the step forward . He absolutely infuriated America . Muhammad Ali said , " No Viet Cong ever called me nigger . " The king is going home to get his throne @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ started at . This is God 's act and you 're part of it . This is no Hollywood set , this is real . Hollywood set up these scenes , have somebody in the movies playing his life . We do n't pick up a script . We get up in the morning , sometimes we feel good , sometimes bad , but we go through it with feeling . ' Muhammad Ali 's a prophet , he gon na be a fisherman for Elijah Muhammad . ' This is only a stop , look and listen sign he 's doing , fighting . ' We been fightin ' ever since we met . We beat Uncle Sam , come out of the garage and beat number two . First man ever did it . Rest of ' em they put out of the country . ' This is God 's act , we just actors in it . ' If Jesus was here everybody 'd want his autograph ' and they 'd be filming him . ' This is a sport , that 's why you walking , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ prophet . How you gon na beat God 's son ? Anybody who loves poor people and little people got ta be a prophet . He was champion of the world , had a table full of food . Had a house for his mother , one for him and he told ' em to shove it . If he could n't love his god , what do you think he is ... mister ? ( **30;1774;TOOLONG ) ( Applause ) ( Mailer ) ' Ali trained for the Foreman fight at Deer Lake , Pennsylvania . ' He trained very hard for that fight , ' and had very good sparring partners . ' Larry Holmes was one of them . ' I was struck with how well he actually handled Ali ' in their sparring sessions . ' He dominated Ali . That was n't uncommon . ' Ali would often not show his best stuff with sparring partners , ' but would work on his weaknesses . ' He 'd go against the ropes and let people pummel him , ' very heavy hitters , he 'd @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he was training his body to receive these messages of punishment ' and absorb them faster than other fighters could absorb them . ' ( Ali ) ' This is in Africa because they came up with $10 million . ' $5 million for George Foreman , $5 million for me . England was trying to get it . A promoter said America was trying , but none could surpass the $5 million mark . The dream is becoming a reality . ( Hauser ) ' Don King went to George Foreman ' and got him to sign an agreement ' saying that if King could deliver $5 million , Foreman would fight Ali . ' Then King went to Ali and made the same deal , ' so Don King now had both fighters , ' their signatures on a piece of paper . ' What he did n't have was $10 million . ' .. a festival to complement this great sporting event , the greatest sporting event in history . - Of all time ! - All time , as the champ says . Greatest event of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Derby on the same day . The president of Zaire was willing to put $10 million of his country 's own very scarce , hard-earned currency on the line , not for any short-term economic reason but because he felt that the fight would be good in terms of promoting Zaire and also in terms of promoting himself , and as Ali said at the time , countries go to war to get their names on the map and wars cost a lot more than $10 million . ( King ) Some of the most dynamic performers from Afro-America will appear at the stadium in Kinshasa on the 20th , 21st and 22nd , with this theatrical release . It will be James Brown , soul brother number one ... - Is he playing ? - Yes , James Brown will be there . We will have BB King , The Spinners ... This is the first assembly in history where the top-notch Blacks of America and the people of Africa had something together , all on a level , we 're all meeting and learning more about each other @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in history and it 's a big honour . Plus I got ta whup George ! ' Got to whup George ! ' We 're gon na rumble in the jungle ! Come on , come on . Speak up , boy . Go ahead . - ( Laughter ) - Good boy . Get down . - Quiet . - George ? Is this fight against Ali the toughest of your career ? ( MantranslatesintoFrench ) Could be , could be . I doubt it . This is Muhammad Ali , September 10th at New York City airport , en route to Zaire to reclaim the heavyweight title of the world . Champ , what would you like to say to the children of the world ? I 'd like to say , mainly where they understand English in America , to ... live a clean life , stay off the dope . It 's tearing the country up . Also , if they wan na be like me , I 'm going to whup George Foreman , and when they see this I will have beaten him . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have three rotten teeth and I had to have one of ' em pulled , I ca n't chew my food like I should . Eat natural foods because we must whup Mr Tooth Decay . I got one right there and one there . Ali told us he 's going to use part of his money to build a hospital . Do you intend to use part of your money for something , a project ? He may think he may have to be in the hospital . I want the man ! When I get to Africa we gon na get it on because we do n't get along ! I do n't like him , he talks too much . - Beg your pardon ? - You would continue boxing - even if you lose ? - I beg your pardon ? - ( Laughter ) - You do n't think about losing ? No . But thank you . Nice talking to you . ( Ali ) Flying over the Sahara desert . An African airline with all African stewardesses , all African pilots . This @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time . Ai n't this something , flying in an airplane with Black pilots ? All Black crew ? This is strange to the American Negro . We never dreamed of this ! Every time we watch TV they show us Tarzan and the natives and jungles , they never told us that Africans were more intelligent than we are . They speak English , French and African . We ca n't even speak English good . ( @speaking_french ) Ai n't this beautiful ? I 'm free ! ( Man ) Fantastic ! I 'm free . # Now , I want everybody # To repeat after me # If you do n't know who you are and where your place in life is # Just say to yourself , I am ! # Somebody ! # I am ! # Somebody ! # I may be poor # But I am somebody # ( Translator ) ' It was a great joy ' to see that the championship was going to happen in Africa . ' People were so happy . ' At last the world was paying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Muhammad Ali as a boxer , ' but more importantly for his political stance . ' When we saw that America was at war with a Third World country , Vietnam , ' and that one of the children of the United States said ' " Me ? You want me to go and fight against the Viet Cong ? " ' " Why should I fight against them ? They have n't hurt me . " ' And for us , it was extraordinary to see that in the America of that time ' someone could take such a position . ' He may have lost his title , he may have lost millions of dollars ' but he gained the esteem of millions of Africans . ' ( @crowd_chanting ) Ali ! Ali ! Ali ! What is your population ? ( MantranslatesintoFrench ) - 22 million . - 22 million ? - 22 million . - How many George Foreman fans here ? ( Translates ) - ( Laughter ) - We do n't know , we do n't know . - How many Muhammad Ali ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Laughter ) ( Bowens ' translator ) ' George Foreman ? We had heard he was a world champion . ' We thought he was white , then we realised he was black , like Ali . ' But still , for us , Foreman represented America . ' He arrived with a dog , a German shepherd , ' which immediately offended Africans ' since the Belgians had used them as police dogs . ' ( Reporter ) Ali said you 're the out-of-towner here . Africa is the cradle of civilisation , everybody 's home is Africa . ( Cheeringandshouting ) OK , fine . So , they 're leaving tomorrow ... Typhoid . How do you spell typhoid ? Is that all that we 're giving ? ( 2ndwoman ) Who do you want to be your beneficiary in case of anything ? ( ManonPA ) ' You need a ticket to get on the plane . ' Let me see some hands of the 51 who do n't have airline tickets . Hi ! You know who we are , do n't you ? I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ James Brown show , revue . Zai-ere , or Zare , or whatever , you know ? Yeah , when are gon na get to Zee-air ? - Who ? - Mobutu land . We 're gon na fly in zee-air till we get to Zaire . That 's right ! # Sittin ' in a railway station # My suitcase in my hand # Going back where I came from # I 've had more than I can stand # Marchin ' in beside my dreams # Pack my things and live those dreams # I was up but then I 've been down # Ai n't gon na hang around # I 'm coming home # Uh-huh , yes , I am # More than I can stand , my daughter # Tell someone to meet me # I 'm comin ' home # Why do n't you , mercy me # Ooh-hoo , let me tell ya # Came to this old town # Some fortune and some fame # Never got the chance to prove myself # Tryin ' to play every game # Abusin ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dangle from any string # Peace movement do n't care about now turning inside out # I 'm coming home , home , yeah # It 's mighty long # I got it , you know too # Hey , I know what I 'm gon na do # Tell someone to meet me # Oh , come on # Yes , I am , yeah ! # Tell someone to meet me # I got it , look here ! # The plane is not coming in at six , it 's now coming in between 10 and 11 , so you do n't have to have those trucks up to the airport that early . - ( Ali ) Where 's James Brown ... ? - James Brown is on his way . BB King ... They ai n't nowhere around ! Six , fifth and fourth are done . Elevators are working . There 's no air conditioning at all ? 80% 's out . The circuits are in but it does n't work . What do you mean , 80% ? What floor is out ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but what about ... It 's individual air conditioning controls ... What apartments have air conditioning ? How many beds can we move people into tonight ? - Four . Four rooms . - Just eight people ? Yeah . # Everything gon na be all right # Cos home 's where the heart 's at , yeah # And it 's a natural fact # What you sayin ' tell me , wo n't you ? # Yeah , hey hey # Got ta make a start today # Got ta do it in my way # Gon na see Momma again # Gon na see my old , old friend # Africa ! # Africa ! # Africa ! # Ohh , Africa ! # Hello , bubba ! How you doin ' ? Ready to dance ? I got ants in my pants , I got ta dance . ' The fight was held in Zaire , the former Belgian Congo . ' Kinshasa was the capital on the banks of the Congo , ' this was just before the rainy season . ' Up to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was important to the promoters that this fight get in before the storms occurred , because once the rainy season comes you ca n't do anything . The Congo had such a wonderful name , Conradian and all that . To call it Zaire did n't have quite the majesty , but there it was , the Congo . ( Mailer ) ' Mobutu was everywhere . ' He was the equivalent of Stalin . ' ' You saw his picture everywhere . ' Part of the vanity of dictators , with the exception of Mussolini , who was half ugly and half attractive , most dictators are unbelievably ugly or plain - Franco , Hitler ... ' Mobutu looked the archetype , the epitome of a closet sadist . ' Sort of guy , if you meet him in a bar , you think , " Oh , my God ! ' " Who are the poor women who are associated with this fella ? " ' And since Mobutu was an extraordinarily practical man , ' down under the stadium , which seated 100,000 people , ' were @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ imprison as many as a couple of thousand people . ' Before the fight came , the criminal rate in Zaire began to go up . ' A few white foreigners had been killed , driving their cars . And Mobutu decided that this would be a disaster in terms of publicity , so on a given day he had a thousand of the leading criminals in Kinshasa rounded up and put in this stadium , down in the detention pens . ' And then the legend has it , and I suspect the legend may even be true , ' that he had 100 taken at random and killed them . ' And the reason was a particularly simple one ' from Mobutu 's point of view . ' Career criminals have connections who protect them when they 're in trouble , and by making this kill of 100 out of 1,000 arbitrarily , Mobutu was saying " Your connections are worth nothing . I am Jehovah . ' " I will blast you out of existence if you fool around with me . " ' ' He made @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in Africa , ' in all the world , while the foreign press was there for the fight . ' ( Slowblues ) ' To me , the drum was the communicator since the beginning of time , ' I 'm sure it was the first message ever sent . ' The beat today and the beats centuries ago ' are the only thing that 's kept us together . ' We had this thing , when we hurt , we sung for trial and tribulation , and for relief , we sung songs to God and this music that you hear today is the same songs that have been made popular around the world without any volition . Oh ! ' So anybody who knows anything ' about the rhythm and the blues as they 're so-called , ' should know about Africa . ' # When I first met you , baby # Baby , you were just # Sweet sixteen # When I first met you , baby # Baby , you was just sweet sixteen # Just off your homeland , baby # Oh , the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ listen to , in most white people 's houses , I do n't hear this , because your culture would n't ... Your woman does n't leave you and slip away like our women , because you had money to keep your woman . Your songs are like , " And the train comes around that mountain , " In the Folsom Prison , in the Folsom Prison " . You know , " Y'all come , y'all come . " Chinese got diddly music , " Pleen ting tang tong ting . " I do n't want that and he understands . Everybody 's got their culture . So we 're not saying we hate you or we 're never talking to you again and doing business , we do n't do that . We 're saying that we want to be independent . # Baby , I wonder # Yes , I wonder # Baby , I wonder # Oh , I wonder what in the world is gon na happen to me # ( Plimpton ) ' The great place to visit in Kinshasa ' was a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ place called Enseli , a presidential palace . ' That was where we saw Foreman , who seemed incredible . ' I 'd seen him fight before , I saw him destroy Frazier and the thing I always remembered was that the beaten fighter , even a man as powerful and big as Frazier , and he was very much favoured to win that , suddenly becomes the size of a pygmy . They just diminish in size , and Foreman suddenly became this gigantic figure . ' And he had a trainer , Dick Sadler , tiny by comparison , ' and Sadler would hang on to this heavy bag while Foreman would hit it . ' Sadler would have been picked off his feet . ' ( Mailer ) ' Foreman hitting the bag ' is one of the more prodigious sights I 've had in my life . ' Of all the people I 've seen hit heavy bags , including Sonny Liston , ' no one hit it the way Foreman did . ' At the end of 15 minutes of pounding the heavy bag , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a huge dent , the size of half a small watermelon in that tremendous bag , and Foreman used to use the biggest heavy bag around . ' What would be interesting is Ali , who would train after Foreman , ' would pass this large hall where the training took place ' and he never looked at Foreman hitting the heavy bag . ' He just walked right by as if Foreman did n't exist . ' If you were gon na fight the man ' you did n't want to see him hitting that heavy bag . ' I 'm a speed demon ! I 'm a brain fighter ! I 'm scientific ! I 'm artistic ! I plan my strategy ! He 's the bull , I 'm the matador ! He 's scared to death . He 's scared to death ! He wish he could get out of the whole thing ! He wish he could get out of the whole thing ! The man is frightened ! He 's meetin ' his master , his teacher , his idol ! - Time ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ talk and work I 'm in shape , it 's all I do . ( Mailer ) ' Ali announced he was gon na dance . ' He spoke about it all the time . ' Every interview in that period he 'd say ' " How is Foreman going to get near to me ? I 'm going to dance ! ' " I 'm going to dance and dance ! He 'll look foolish trying to find me . ' " And as he gropes his way forward " in this storm of blindness at the speed of my dancing " I will strike him with my jab ! " Poo ! Poo ! Poo ! " he would go and so forth . We heard this over and over and Foreman heard it too . ' Foreman was working now on what 's called cutting off the ring . ' This essentially just means ' cornering your opponent against the ropes or in a corner . ' It 's an art , a balletic art , you have to have very good footwork . ' Foreman 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his footwork was better than anyone had expected . ' He worked with very fast fighters , ' smaller than himself , who certainly could dance ' and he worked on cornering them . ' And the combination of watching the heavy bag ' and watching Foreman cut off the ring ' made most fight writers , myself included , ' pessimistic about Ali 's chances . ' The guy threw up his elbows to protect himself from Foreman and Foreman walked into his elbow . That 's how he got cut in the eye ? What else can happen ? I saw the man 's cut and this man can not fight . This man can not fight for a world championship ... - You 're not a doctor . - I do n't give a damn . I know what ... The Zaireans kicked us out and they did not want us around , and they want the fight to go on , that 's all there is to it . He wo n't fight with that eye , he 's not dumb . He 's not that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Excuse me , gentlemen . I respectfully ask are the fighters remaining here because they want to or has the government requested they remain ? Mr Sadler told me to convey to the press that it is just an accident . They will be contacting the promoters of the fight and it is possible that we may have to delay the fight and he will let the press know as soon as possible . Did they have to stitch Foreman ? They had to stitch him . Holy shit , man . So how long is the delay ? It 'll take a day to get any intelligence , this just happened . Then we can make a decision . ( Man ) How does George feel ? Like anybody , he 's only human . How would any individual feel ? ( Man ) Does he want it postponed ? Who ? Why should he ? - Should he go ahead with it ? - Why should he make any decision ? Who knows what another man thinks ? How could I truthfully tell you what you would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ could n't speak for George , I can only speak for Dick Sadler , not for somebody else . I 'm not that intelligent , I do n't have that knowledge , that ability to speak another man 's mind . He never discussed it to me , and a person 's mind change from time to time . - The decision is yours ... - It is mine to make and I have n't made any ... I do n't have any decisions to make . ( Sadler ) Let 's get this show on the road . This meeting is called to order . Here , here . The delay wo n't have any effect on the fight at all . There has n't been ... there will not be a delay . The fight will be rescheduled but when it happens it 'll be actually intended for that time . Fate intended it for another time . There is no delay . ( Laughing ) How does Ali feel about it ? If there ever has been any disappointments in sports , setbacks or rainy days that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ worst of all time . ( Hauser ) ' Muhammad went through a bad couple of hours ' and wanted to move the whole fight back to the United States , ' then he said " Bring Joe Frazier over and I 'll fight him again ' " and instead of each of us getting $5 million , ' " I 'll take $3 million and Joe can take $1 million . " ' Then he realised nothing could be done about it ' except stay in Zaire an extra six weeks and make the best of it . ' Now I got ta wait . He 'll get his whupping but I just have to wait . Boy , I was ready ! I was gon na upset the world again ! The whole world was gon na crawl and bow the next morning ! I was gon na defeat that big indestructible George Foreman , gon na rip him up ! I 'm gon na get him for a sparring partner . My dream 's all messed up for six more weeks . The man 's in trouble @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my country to start with ! - ( Laughter ) He 's in my country . You wan na see some of my country ? Ali , boma ye ! ( Crowdchants ) Ali , boma ye ! Ali , boma ye ! Can you picture 100,000 ? Can you picture 100,000 ? How you say it ? Ali , boma ye , Ali , boma ye ! Ali , boma ye ! When I hear them brothers howling like that , whoo ! I get my soul and spirit , 100,000 African brothers hollering " Ali , boma ye ! " And I 'm gon na ... Ooh ! I 'm tired , ca n't take it no more , let me get out of here . I wan na ... I 'm going to my room , I 'll talk to you later . I said I 'm gone ! # What you give me # When I miss you , baby ! # Oh , man ! # Baby , you understand ? # I 'll be good ! # In a cold sweat # Ow ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ) ' Black acts in America have not learned ' that once their record is off the charts they 're finished . ' I heard a speech by Jesse Jackson , saying we must recognise that we 're only useful as long as we 're necessary . So they do n't realise that your strength comes from your community . ( Price ) And you have to deal from your strength . In dealing from your strength you got somebody so if somebody wants to hurt James Brown , somebody gon na raise a voice and say " why ? " You got soldiers , somebody that 's concerned . But as an individual , no matter how big you get , you still a nigger . You do n't care how much money you get . You are still a nigger . When you become unnecessary . # Listen # Extend your love # Can I get a drum ? # Can I get a little taste ? # Do unto others as you would have them to do unto you . Would you ask somebody to lynch you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , then refuse to pay you ? Would you ask somebody to take advantage of your woman and you ca n't even speak to his ? Would you like to pay taxes for something that you never received ? Do unto others as you would have somebody do unto you . And I do n't have to use the word " FM " backwards . ( Hollers ) We left Africa in shackles , fetters and chains . We 're coming back in an aura of splendour and glory . The champions are here , champions of the sports world and the music world , so put ' em together and we got one champion that 's so intermingled that we 're fused into one entity . The brother said something there ! Yeah ! Don King put this together . It was not a colour put it together , you understand ? I 'd like to call him the Messiah . ( Mailer ) ' This fight came into existence ' because of Don King 's desire to break out of the pack . ' He was either going @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' or go back to obscurity again if it failed . ' Oh , I 'm so happy to see you , my brothers . This is the Minister of Finance of Zaire . Yes , I have met the Minister of Finance . How are you ? I appreciate your talent and expertise . This is what it 's all about . I welcome you with love . We must deal with it as such , but with love , not with hostility . You know , just but with love . Bravo , Mr King ! My brother ! ( Mailer ) ' King had this huge air of welcome . ' Rarely has anyone ever been welcomed the way King could do it . ' ' A joy came off him . ' I knew his reputation , how he 'd been in jail , how he was thoroughly untrustworthy but nonetheless he made you feel good . Do n't leave ! I need your strength ! He was startling looking . Writers found different ways to describe this uprush of hair . Some would say that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Falling through an elevator shaft . ( Plimpton ) ' The fight was postponed . ' Don King turned up and it seemed maybe the fight would n't happen . ' Nothing as big as this ever runs smoothly , anything worthwhile is worth fighting for . If you think about what Shakespeare said , " the sweet uses of adversity , " ugly and venomous like a toad yet wears a precious jewel in his head . " " Ugly and venomous like a toad yet wears a precious jewel . " How many fight promoters have tried even one line of Shakespeare ? I can relate to the denial they are confronted with , the rat-infested hovels , sub-standard tenements , overcrowded tenements . I 've been a part of it . I know about roaches and rats . When he started talkin ' to me I can understand him and he can understand me . So , when I do this here he can understand . Now he will believe in me because he feels that I have shared with him the same anguish and anxiety , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a big difference . What would happen if you took a small part of the vast sums of money being made from the fight and put it into something that was ... that would help a number of people rather than a few ? This is my dream and desire , and I feel that I would need ... white counterparts to do this here . I would say let me engender a large amount of money , if it 's possible , and then do n't just let the money sit there and wither away and die but put it into the sun so it could germinate , blossom and grow . ( Hauser ) ' He 's a remarkable man . ' Don King is one of the brightest people I 've ever met , ' he 's one of the most charismatic people I 've ever met , ' he 's one of the hardest working people I 've ever met . ' He is also totally amoral and I ca n't think of a man who has done more to demoralise fighters , exploit from fighters @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you have to give him his due for what he did to make Muhammad Ali versus George Foreman in Zaire . And nobody does anything for nothing . You understand that ? Fight or no fight , what business are we in ? - Music ! - I was starting to wonder . I felt like we 've been in the fight business . # My body # My body # Shake your body # Shake your body # Shake your body # We 're gon na have a funky good time # We 're gon na have a funky good time # We 're gon na have a funky good time # We 're gon na have a funky good time # We 're gon na have a funky good time # We 're gon na have a funky good time # Pick ' em up ! # We 're gon na take you high # We 're gon na have a funky good time # We 're gon na have a funky good time # We 're gon na have a funky good time # We 're gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up ! # We 're gon na take you high , yeah ! # I 'm gon na play me some soul music , man . The Spinners ... to James Brown . - # Make me high - # Get me high - # Make me high - # Get me high - # A natural high - # Groovy high ... # ( Cheering ) Ali ! Ali ! # Downright high - # Everybody high - # Legal high # Need to get high - # Down high ... # - I 'm ready . - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! - # Bad ! Sucker , you ai n't nothin ' ! You 're too ugly ! You do n't represent us coloured folks . These Africans make all of us ugly . Sucker , look at you ! You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Allchant ) Ali , boma ye ! Ali , boma ye ! Ali , boma ye ! That mean kill him ! ( Foreman ) When I walk down the street kids follow me screaming " George Foreman , bumba yu " er , " boma ye " , yeah . And that has n't ... I do n't think that 's so nice . I 'd like , if they have anything to say about me they could say " George Foreman loves Africa " or " George Foreman loves being here " not " George Foreman , kill him , " I do n't like that . ( Ali ) Boma ye ! ( Men ) Boma ye ! ( Ali ) George Foreman . ( Men ) Boma ye ! Boma ye ! ( Mencheer ) - There he is ! - Boma ye ! Sucker , you was n't nothing ! Even they understand English . ( Bowens ' translator ) ' We were all for Muhammad Ali . ' Foreman ? We did n't know him . ' Foreman said " Why ? ' " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " Why all this bias ? " ' Yes , Muhammad Ali , he was lighter , ' but he was a real person , he was genuine . ' Muhammad Ali could have been even lighter-skinned ' but for us he was defending the good cause , ' for Africans and the whole world . ' Watch this , seven punches . I 'm gon na fight for the prestige , not for me but to uplift my little brothers who are sleeping on concrete floors today in America . Black people living on welfare , who ca n't eat , Black people who do n't know no knowledge of themselves or no future . I wan na win my title and walk down the alleys with the wine-heads , walk with the dope addicts , the prostitutes . I could help people , show ' em films , take this documentary , and help uplift my people in Louisville , Kentucky ; Indianapolis , Indiana ; Cincinnati , Ohio ; go through Tennessee , Florida and Mississippi and show Black Africans who did n't know this was their @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , in Georgia . " They never knew you was over here . " God is blessing me and it was an accident to help get to all these people and show them films I have n't seen ! I 'm well and I have n't seem them ! Now I can get all these films , you governments can let me take pictures and I can take all this back to America ! But - it 's good to be a winner , all I 've got to do is whup Foreman . I realise how unfortunate and uncomfortable it is for you guys to have travelled so far and expecting so much and getting so little . ( Mailer ) ' George Foreman was a phenomenon . ' He was almost like a physical guru . ' He almost never spoke but it was always arresting . ' You never quite knew what he meant , it might be deep or non-responsive . ' He was Negritude . He was this huge Black force . ' Because of this I had expected Muhammad Ali to be here today @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to give you some entertainment . Now when I go in the ring , you see what kind of mind I got now ? Oh ! Oh ! I just got to pound him . I 'm not gon na even realise ... I might look at his face and say , " How 'd I do that ? " Allah , God , I 'm his tool . God got in me on purpose for my people . God has made this man look like a little kid . His so-called right hand ai n't nothing now , I do n't even feel ' em ! I walk right in and take my shots because I have God in my mind . I 'm thinking of my people being free and I can help with just one fight . He looks little in comparison to what I 'm getting from it ! But if I think about just me ... George Foreman knocked out Joe Frazier like he was God . He knocked out Ken Norton . And the white press , the power structure rank me to get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like Norton and the rest of them and get scared . But my God controls the universe . ( Plimpton ) ' I was interested in people called " f ? ticheurs " . ' They are witches , soothsayers , ' and in Western Africa almost everybody has one . ' They go to a witch doctor the way we would go to a dentist . ' Muhammad Ali had been to Mobutu 's f ? ticheur . And ... He had said that ... The f ? ticheur had said that a woman with trembling hands would somehow get to Foreman . A succubus . ' And that impressed me enormously . ' ( Ceremonialbandplaying ) ( Mailer ) ' The heavyweight championship produces an excitement ' that 's unlike almost any other spectacle . ' It 's almost physically unendurable ' to wait for that bell to ring for the first round . ' In 1974 in Zaire , the fight started at four in the morning , ' in order that it could be shown on TV in America ' at a reasonable hour like 10 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ) ' Before the fight , I saw a scene that was incomparable . ' Ali 's dressing room was like a morgue . ' It was like The Last Supper . And at a certain point Ali said , " Why is everyone ... " so unhappy ? " What is the matter with all of you ? " The sense was that we were watching a man who was going out to be ... going out to the gallows . They all believed he was gon na get defeated and they were terrified . They thought that with his pride he would take one of the world 's worst beatings ever and he would n't give up . And he was gon na be destroyed . Killed or maimed , they knew not what . But they were deeply frightened , as if they were taking whatever fear Ali might have had and absorbing it . After a while he looked at Bundini and said , " We 're gon na dance tonight . " They said , " You 're gon na dance ! " Muhammad Ali @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gon na do ? ! " They said , " Dance ! " He said , " Yes ! And that man 's gon na be bewildered ! " I 'm gon na dance and dance ! " And they said , " You 're gon na dance ! " I swear they were all crying . And he built them up to a degree so that for him they became half-happy . ( Commentator ) Here comes the Ali people out of the dressing room and all of the questions will be answered . The awesome power of George Foreman against the varied boxing skills of Muhammad Ali . It 's age against youth . The experience of Muhammad Ali against the youth and brute force and blinding speed . You can hear the band strike up in the background as Ali moves to the ring . This is what Muhammad Ali lives for , this is the man 's life . This may be an historic event , Muhammad Ali coming into the boxing ring for the last time . Should Muhammad Ali retire , this will be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ event . Here comes the heavyweight champion of the world , George Foreman , jogging out ! George Foreman decked out in his red robes , coming in with his people . ( Mailer ) ' No one in the press ever saw Mobutu ' and he did n't come to the fight . ' He watched the fight on closed circuit . ' It was the only one in Zaire . ' He was terribly afraid of assassination . ' This stadium was a true arena for gladiators . ' The floor you could not see beneath the floor was covered with blood . ' That blood had been washed away but the effect was still there . ' ( Commentator ) There was talk about the possibility of rain , I do n't think the weather could be any more beautiful than it is . Ali is getting the people to chant ! " Ali , boma ye , " that means " Ali , kill him . " ( Mailer ) ' The atmosphere before the bell rang for that first round ' was as intense as @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they stare , Muhammad Ali talking to George Foreman . Really staring at each other . Foreman looking serious , Ali definitely talking . Look at the stare on Foreman . Look at Ali give him the word . The stage is set , we 're just about ready to begin round one . The championship is at stake and $5 million will be paid to both fighters . Ali ready , Foreman ready , we 're waiting for the bell . Here we go , Ali quickly across the ring . Round one , Ali bouncing around , shifting left to right . George moves slow , Ali gets the first punch in , a light right-hand taken on the forehead by the champion . Foreman moving slow , stalking . Ali looks like he 's ready to go here . He 's not staying away , he 's going after his man . Foreman cautious in the first round , looking to drop that left hook . Foreman 's locked his man to the far corner . There 's that left upper-cut into the body of Muhammad Ali @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ George Foreman . Foreman dances ... Ali with a right-hand lead ! Has Foreman slightly confused with that right-hand lead , which I have n't seen too many times before . A right-hand lead , where you throw your right without countering , you throw it first , like a jab . That has to travel that extra distance across the shoulders . ' Professionals rarely use this because it 's so dangerous to throw ' since you are open to a left hook . ' Since fighters work in milliseconds ' they can see a right coming much faster than a jab . ' Nobody had thrown a right-hand lead at Foreman in two years , and none of his sparring partners , for $50 a day , was going to start throwing right-hand leads at him because it 's a great insult to a top professional . ' It suggests he 's slow enough that you can hit him with it . ' ' Instead Ali figured out Foreman 's not expecting a right-hand lead . ' " I 'm gon na hit him with a right hand @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right hand leads , he had n't told anybody he was going to . ' He may have debated whether to up until the last moment . But he did n't knock Foreman down or knock him out . Instead , Foreman went crazy . ( Commentator ) That punch did no damage . That one did ! Two wild right hands taken on the head of Ali ! A real strong right hand just underneath the heart . Ali is taking some punishment now ! Eight seconds left in the round . Bell rang . Ali went back to the corner ... Finally the nightmare he 'd been awaiting in the ring had finally come to visit him . ' He was in the ring with a man he could not dominate , ' who was stronger than him , who was not afraid of him , ' who 'd try to knock him out , and who punched harder than Ali , ' and this man was determined and unstoppable . ' Ali had a look on his face that I 'll never forget . ' It was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ eyes . ' Ali looked as if he looked into himself and said , " All right , this is the moment . " This is what you 've been waiting for . " This is ... that hour . " Do you have the guts ? " And he kind of nodded , like , " Really got to get it together , boy . " You are gon na get it together ... you WILL get it together . " He nodded some more , as if he were looking into the eyes of his maker , and then turned to the crowd and went " Ali , boma ye ! " and 100,000 people all yelled back " Ali , boma ye ! " And this huge reverberation of the crowd came back into the ring . ' Ali picked it up as if " these are my people , ' " this is what I 'm here for . ' " The time has come , I 'm gon na find a way to master this man . " ' ( Commentator ) Ali tries to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ exchange . ( Mailer ) ' Foreman , like everyone , had assumed that Ali would dance , ' and so Ali now went to the ropes and went into the Rope-a-Dope . ' And a lot of people thought that moment the fight was over . ' Especially on TV , it looked like Foreman was killing a very weak Ali . ' You do n't go to the ropes . And there he was , leaning way back . ' I wrote about it , like a man leaning out of his window ' trying to see if there 's something on his roof . ' And , you know , taking it . Here were these great broadsides and it looked like he was being set up for the kill . It happened so quickly and so abruptly , that I said , I shouted to Norman , " The fix is in . " ' He 's supposed to go down in the first or second . ' Ropes is halfway house to the floor . ' ' It just looked as though he had to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but very powerful hooks with both hands . ( Mailer ) ' They became so basic that they were like two kids fighting . ' ' For that round and the next round and the next round ' Ali lay against the ropes , and he kept talking to Foreman . ' It was extraordinary . ' You had to be close to see it . ' ' And Foreman was throwing these prodigious punches ' and Ali swung like a man in the rigging . ' He 'd go all the way back , he 'd slide out like that . Occasionally , he 'd get hit and he 'd say " George , you disappoint me . " You do n't hit as hard as I thought you would , George , " you 're not breaking popcorn ! " ' And Foreman 's insane with rage , ' wanging at him and wanging at him , ' powerful , powerful , powerful . ' And middle of the fifth round Foreman had punched himself out . ' It had taken three rounds . ' ( Commentator ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ five . First good combination by Ali lands on the head of Foreman . Foreman with that right hook . Ali scores a hook ! Quick jab with the right backs up Foreman ! Backs him up in his tracks ! Foreman tries the hook ! Ali goes to the right ! Foreman gets knocked to the left ! Foreman hit again ! Foreman has been hit three or four times ! Ali came off the ropes and hit him a right and you can see the sweat pour off like a fountain off Foreman 's face and you suddenly realised there was design in this madness . So I turned to Norman , he was somewhat puzzled , but I said , " The succubus has got him ! " , referring to this woman with the trembling hands that the witch doctors had said would touch Foreman and destroy him . ( Commentator ) .. Ali 's tactics , to let the man punch himself out . 30 seconds left in round eight . Very even fight . Ali a sneaky right hand . Another sneaky right hand @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the combination ! Two ... three ... Four ... five ... Foreman gets up to the knee at eight ! That 's it ! The fight is stopped ! Muhammad Ali with a dramatic eighth round knockout ! He knocks out ... George Foreman ! He 's done it ! Muhammad Ali has done it ! Muhammad Ali has ... Muhammad Ali . Muhammad Ali ... ( Translator ) ' Muhammad Ali , he was like a sleeping elephant . ' You can do whatever you want around a sleeping elephant , ' but when he wakes up ... he tramples everything . ' ( Crowdroars ) Muhammad Ali , boma ye . Boma ye . Muhammad Ali , boma ye George Foreman . He did it . ' He 's champion again , we could n't believe it . ' It was such a classic performance and so beautiful ' that at the moment Ali hit the knockout punch , ' Foreman began to go , Ali followed him around , ' Ali had his right cocked for one more punch ' but he never threw it , ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of this man going down . ' One has mixed emotions when you see the end of a fight . ' I always feel sympathy for the man losing it , ' particularly when you see a titanic , formidable figure ' suddenly on the ground . ' ( Mailer ) ' Now , when we see George on TV , ' and know that after that knockout ' he went through two years of the deepest depression , ' he almost did n't come out of it . ' To see the man who 's come out of it , ' the way he reconstructed his personality , ' it 's hard to find anyone in America more affable than George Foreman . ' Foreman has become a fabulous person in American life . ' Just as the fight finished , the monsoons , the African rains , came , and they came so hard that the waters were about three feet deep in the dressing rooms where we 'd just been an hour ago , I 'd never seen such a downpour . And we rode back through @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there were crowds on the roads standing in the pouring rain leaping up and down because news had got around that Ali had won . ( Mailer ) ' He stayed up all night from what I heard , ' and in the morning he spoke to African groups who 'd come to see him , ' and they more than revered him , he was a god . ' And he spoke to them very simply and beautifully , ' and he said , " Afro-Americans , in America , ' " we 're not as good as you are . ' " Some of us are richer than you are , ' " but you have a dignity in your poverty that we do n't have . ' " We are spoiled in America , ' " we have lost what you still have in Africa and you must keep that . " ' And I thought , on top of everything else he 's a political leader ' and he 's gon na be a great political leader . ' I have a lot of things to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of problems we have to solve among ourselves . Prostitution , dope , gang fights . Knowledge of self . Black people have no knowledge of themselves . We have been made just like white people mentally . White people have made us so much like them it 's hard to teach them about themselves , it 's hard to teach them to unite and marry and be with their own . Black people are now like white people , we have to re-brainwash ' em now , teach them about themselves and their history and language , to do something for themselves and quit begging white people for things they should do themselves . I never heard Ali say he would never fight again . If he had said it , and usually he told the truth , I would n't have believed it . He was born to fight , born for the ring and loved it , he truly loved fighting . And ... as happens with people who love a thing too much , it destroys them . It was Oscar Wilde that said you destroy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ round , what you love destroys you . ( Mailer ) ' He came back , he had 22 fights . ' Some were most honourable , some very difficult . ' Some were comedies and farces . ' He hurt himself in those 22 fights after the fight in Africa . ' ( Plimpton ) ' There is a tendency to look at Muhammad and say ' he 's wounded , he 's ill . ' There are no intellectual deficits , it 's a motor skills problem ' and he does n't try to hide his condition . ' He goes out and lets the whole world see it . ' He does n't feel sorry for himself ' and there 's really no reason for anybody else to feel sorry for him . ' He loves being Muhammad Ali , ' he truly believes that he 's doing God 's work ' and he 's as happy with each day as anybody I know . ' ( Lee ) ' Today 's young generation , they do n't know anything . ' Something happened last year , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ great great stories , great historic events , and I 'm not talking about 1850s stuff , they do n't know who Malcolm X is , they do n't know who JFK is , Muhammad Ali , Jackie Robinson , you can go down the line . And it 's scary . ' They 're missing a lot if they do n't know the legacy of Muhammad Ali , ' because no matter what era you live in , ' you see very few true heroes . ' ( @crowd_chanting ) Ali , boma ye ! Ali , boma ye ! Ali , boma ye ! Ali , boma ye ! Back up , sucker , back up . Come get me , sucker , I 'm dancin ' ! I 'm dancin ' ! Follow me , chump ! I 'm not there , I 'm here ! Sucker , you ai n't got nothing ! # In every heart # There is a drum that beats # Steady and strong # It does not know defeat # I feel its power # And know for certain the true @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ # Of standing tall # The proudest we could be # I can not fall # For I recall # We were born in majesty # And when the long night has been fought and won # We 'll stand in the sun # And we will raise our hands # We will touch the sky # Together we will dance in robes of gold # And we will leave the world remembering # When we were kings # When we were kings # Now is the time # Here is the mountaintop # When one man climbs the rest are lifted up # When memories stay # We 're closer , yeah # To our higher destiny # And when we reach up to claim the throne # Every man will know # We will raise our hands # We will touch the sky # Together we will dance in robes of gold # And we will leave the world remembering # When we were kings # When we were kings # Ooh # When we were kings # Yeah # When we were kings # Float like a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ butterfly # I remember ... # Years after the fight in Zaire , perhaps ten years after , I 'd run into Ali on occasion after that , but I remember this meeting . Esquire was giving a party for various people who had distinguished themselves in Esquire that year . Ali , for whatever he 'd done , I was there probably because I had a good story in Esquire that year , maybe 25 of us , honoured guests , I was there with my wife and we saw Ali and we were talking with him and he could n't have been nicer . I remember I was 62 then , cos he said , " How old are you now ? " I said " 62 , " he said " Oh , " same as when we were jogging that night , " Oh , I hope I 'm as young as you are when I 'm 62 , " he went on like that . I got so pleased and so vain that , you know , I 'm like a dog . What did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , and I did . I went away and once I was gone he turned to my wife , who 's much younger than I am , and he looked at her hard and said , " You still with that old man ? " And for me that 's always been ... That 's Ali . You love him even when you turn your back on him . I heard him once talking to the Harvard senior class commencement . He gave this extraordinary speech , you know he was dyslexic , and he would look at a paper and say , " What does this word mean ? " I 'd say , " Appendicitis . " He 'd say , " How d' you get a word like appendicitis ? It 's so long . " Here he was delivering a lecture , senior class day with these 1,000 , 2,000 Harvard graduates , and ... he had these little cards in front of him . He gave this wonderful speech about he had n't had the opportunity but they had and they should use that to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and funny , and a great roar of appreciation at the end . Then someone shouted out , " Give us a poem ! " And everybody quieted down . Now , the shortest poem according to Bartlett 's Quotations is called " On the Antiquity of Microbes " and the poem is " Adam had ' em . " Pretty short . But Muhammad Ali 's poem was " Me , we . " Two words . I wrote Bartlett 's Quotations and I said , " Look , that 's shorter . " It stands for something more than the poem itself . " Me , we . " What a fighter he was . And what a man . # Refugee cat ... Ali , boma ye # Yes , yes ... Rumble in the jungle # Come on ! # Root to the fruit more bass than Bootsy Collins # You versus me that 's like Ali versus Foreman # God 's act , stand back and watch # Devil 's time-out ca n't be timed with no Swatch watch # Who I am , the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ # Add an extra bar as I spar with literature # Taking kingdoms from Tsars # Winning more wars than the Moors # Hey , what 's the deal ? I seen the Devil spar with Allah # Mathematics was the key to set my whole race free # You might debate we , a refugee no harm hurt me # Dying , thirsty from the struggle to my own hustle bubble # On the low , woe is me to show the Free Bob right # The righteous Asiatic thinker # While Satan rob light # Civilised like the Molly # Burgundy , wildly rocking # Seen the fifth when Ali clocked him # John Forte will keep you locked in # People all around you got to recognise and witness # The Mister who swift enough to knock you out with mic fitness # Hands blistered from holding the mic tight # Some say it 's fight night # Well , throw the R after the F cos I 'm gon na take away your breath # The bell rings and it 's just a daily operation # @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ occupation # ( Thewinner ) You know we 're here from Q-borough # L-Booie and Clef the trainers Prazwell promote the throw # We used to bite the bullets with the pigskin cases # Now we perfect slang like a gang of street masons # Scribe check make connects true pyramid architects # Replace the last name with the X # The man 's got a God complex # But take the text change the picture # Watch Muhammad play the messenger like holy Moslem scripture # Take orders from only God only one when it 's jihad # See Ali appears in Zaire to reconnect 400 years # But we 're the people dark but equal # Give love to such things # For the man who made the fam ' remember when we were kings # Block 's on fire # Flames getting higher # Robbin ' blue collar # Killin ' for a dollar # Youths get tired # We 're dealin ' with them liars # From Brooklyn to Zaire # We need a ghetto messiah # Send me an angel in the morning , baby @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ # Send me Muhammad in the morning , baby # Send me an angel in the morning , darling # Once the pen hits the pad it 's danger # To this I 'll be no stranger # Step inside the ring and I 'll derange you # I 'm hearing no comments everyone looks despondent # Dejected , rejected similar to Liston catching licks # Beat it , Sonny , my man is still the greatest in history # To hell with Frazier , yapping about that negative shit # Now , listen , you can try and escape if you want to # But ask yourself who the hell you gon na run to ? # Like Sade Abu you got a punch that I can sleep to # Fugees , Tribe , Busta Rhymes forever coming through # You sing Amazing Grace over two dollar plates # One roll , snake-eyes , like Jake the Snake # Many lies , put up for stakes , wash our sins at the Great Lakes # You and I can not see eye-to-eye so therefore we ca n't relate # @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You fled to Cape Fear when I aced you up in Zaire # Tussle with a lasso in the Royal Rumble # Separate boys from men in the concrete jungle # I remember when Cassius Clay flipped the script # Taking trips to Zimbabwe # Africans started calling the God Ali , boma ye ! # It be the God stricken , God nutrition , lightly stricken # Blow that make you feel like you was poison bitten # Ha ! Yo , I 'm ' bout to blister you and your sister # Predicting every ass whipping before my fights , my nigga # This be your last warning once you walk past the doorman # Ali and Foreman gon na lock ass until the morning # Marvellous finances provided by Joseph Mobutu # Special guests of honour like the Archbishop Desmond Tutu # We watched the Rumble In The Jungle # To see who be the targeted uncle to be the first to fall and fumble # Nuff blows they getting thrown like solid milestones # Internally shaking up niggas imbalance your chromosomes # With the force of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me as the lord victorious # Blocks on fire # Flames getting higher # Robbing blue collar # Killing for a dollar # Youths get tired # We 're dealing with them liars # From Brooklyn to Zaire # We need a ghetto Messiah #

@@5215341 Woman : It started out as an experiment . The first change was in the eyes . The iris separated from the pupil and it followed movement like a motion detector . I 'd watch them hours on end and when they 'd see me , they 'd stare back , unblinking , unemotional . Sometimes I swear they were laughing at me . We did n't mean for things to go as far as they did , but in a world that 's mostly covered with water we needed a new kind of defense . Just another fish in the sea . But we made a horrible mistake . We meant to take the next step in evolution , but we created a monster . ( @crickets_chirping ) ( imitatingcrickets ) - ( chuckles ) - How do you make that sound ? It 's a family secret . But I can tell you it 's one of the reasons Mom 's had so many rich husbands . - ( @all_laugh ) - Change your mind yet ? It 's not too late . We can forget about the whole thing . - Yeah , sure . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be in your place . ( buoyringing ) Let 's go . ( allsnickering ) Thank heavens for Home Depot . ( @all_laugh ) - What about the power ? - It 's usually off . - ( screams ) - ( @all_scream ) ( laughs ) ( @all_laughing ) More government BS . Very professional . Crime runs in the family . Daddy 's a lawyer . ( girlschuckle ) ( foghornblows ) You know the drill : Swim out to the buoy and back . Could n't be any easier . The sign said the water 's polluted . Am I gon na get sick or something ? We all had to do it . Do we look sick ? Do you want to be a Delta Delta Chi or do n't you ? Ready ? I guess so . That 's the Delta Delta spirit ! ( girlsgiggle ) ( @bell_rings ) You 're such a liar . We did n't have to do this . What if something happens to her ? What does it matter ? You want her in the sorority ? ( chuckles @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out here ! There 's something out here in the water ! Nice try ! I 'm not kidding ! I felt -- What 's she doing ? Screw it , let 's get out of here . ( policesirenwails ) Oh God . This is the Military Police . You are trespassing on federal property . - Stay where you are . - If I get caught my dad 's gon na have a shit fit . - What are we supposed to do ? - Take the back way out . We ca n't just leave . What about my dad 's car ? Good evening . - ( screams ) - Mel ! Mel ! Mel ? - Mel ? - ( gasps ) Oh God ! Help ! ( screams ) Mel ? ( gasps ) Grab my hand ! ( shrieks ) Grab it ! Grab it ! I 've got you ! ( screams ) Way to go , Doc ! You just tied the world record of 12 ringers in a row , held by none other than ... your-rr husban-nnd ! Ex-husband @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in his office . Yeah , your record 's about to go down in flames . He sounded serious . ( sighs ) As always , your timing is sublime . Correct me if I 'm wrong , did n't they invent something called an elevator about 100 years ago ? 1853 , to be exact . Why would you know that ? - It 's what you love about me . - Loved . And it still does n't explain why we ca n't use it . He thinks if we 're out of breath we wo n't argue with him so much . Is that it ? Where do you get that information ? ( doorbuzzing ) Morning , Dr . Collins , Dr . Collins . You wanted to see us ? I did n't have breakfast . - You know what this is ? - Our project . No . Not anymore . Over . - Over ? - You 're kidding . Do I look like I have my kidding face on ? Is this about the EKG test data ? Because I told Dr @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have three hysterical college girls in the hospital right now . No no , let me rephrase that . I have three and a half hysterical girls in there . The divers are still trying to locate the rest of the fourth one . That does n't make any sense . Even if the sharks could breach the steel net -- Which they did . There is no way into this compound past the 6,000 volts going through the perimeter fence . Is there ? There have been budget shortfalls . We had to make up the difference somewhere . My God , you turned off the electric fence ? - Intermittently . - You did n't , Larry . How many times have I told you , Dr . Collins , my name is Lawrence ? I would n't have to make any cutbacks if you two had brought me some results that I could take to the oversight committee . I 'm sorry , you do n't consider genetically engineering a new breed of Great White sharks results ? Capable of living in either fresh or salt water @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was yesterday . What have you done for me lately ? Okay , we have managed to increase their speed . Ah-na-na ! I just want to know one thing : Are the subjects responding to commands ? May I ? All right , Doc . I 'm on it . Okay , there 's Avery now . It 's show time . He 's scared . I guess that 's a good thing . ( @tires_squeal ) Okay , here they come . My God ! Carcharodon carcharias can smell blood in dilutions of one part to 500 million parts of water . Killer schnozzes . They 're bigger than last time . Groucho , Harpo , Chico , Gummo , Zeppo . " The Sharks Brothers . " And here 's the baddest boy in class ... Red Dog . Okay , watch this . Avery ? - ( electronicbeeping ) - Marla : Now . You got it , Doc . That was you ? The monitoring implants in each shark are also transceivers . We issue the command and the shark receives a small electric jolt @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the meat . Does it work the other way around ? I mean , can the shark be signaled to attack ? Well , they are predators . I guess they could be trained -- The purpose of the Blue Demon Project was to create an undetectable defense system , not another weapon . Of course . I 'm just thinking out loud . Comfortable ? So it does n't work on all of them ? It 's 50-50 with Red Dog . We do n't know why . Let me get this straight . You 've spent four years and millions of dollars on this project and all I have to show for it are a couple of big sharks with pretty eyes ? 90 days ! I have a show-and-tell with the big brass . It 's a funding review , so that we can all keep our jobs ! I want concrete results , something that will hold water besides their lungs . It 's new science , it 's unstable . We have to examine it , understand it . We ca n't possibly make that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ controlling them . Hmm . I 'm glad to see you two agree on something . That 'll give you something to talk about when you 're in the unemployment line ! Get out ! ( candiesrattle ) That went well . I have nothing to say to you . That would be a first . Dr . Collins ? - What ? - What ? - Which one ? - Which one ? - Dr . Nathan Collins . - Guilty . This is for you . - Sign here , please . - Sure . - Thanks . - Thank you . ? I got a package ... ? ( @phone_ringing ) Yes , sir . No problem . Six weeks will be just fine . - I 'm looking forward to - - - ( linedisconnects ) Inga ! Get me a box of cigars ! You might have mentioned that was coming today . I told my lawyer not to send these here . I 'll just have them sent to your lawyer so she can take a look at them -- No need . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ put up a bit more of a fight ? No , of course not . Of course not . And in return , I 'm only gon na ask for one thing . And what 's that ? Nathan ? I want the ring back . ( @alarm_beeping ) - It was my grandmother 's , remember ? - Of course . - She gave it to my mother . - Absolutely . And then on her deathbed she gave it to me -- I know the story , Nathan . Thank you . I 'll be right back . Hey , Gummo , Groucho , Red Dog . Listen up , boys . Word of advice : Do n't get married . You see something you like , you swim up behind it and then eat it . Got it ? Maybe she does n't really want a divorce . What ? Psychologically , I mean . Maybe somewhere deep in her subconscious she still has feelings for you , and it 's causing her body to rebel against her own actions . That 's why she ca n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Oh , no , I have n't heard the story 50 times ! Men . Stupid grandmother 's aunt 's uncle 's neighbor 's I do n't care whose ring - - Stupid- ( ringrolling ) - No ! No ! No ! No ! ( gasps ) Thank you , thank you , thank you . I never would have heard the end of that . Whoa ! She 's still in love . Yeah . Oh shit ! Marla ! Holy shit ! - ( @gun_cocks ) - Shoot , God damn it ! Shoot ! ( gunshot ) ( @gun_cocks ) ( gunshot ) - ( gunshot ) - ( @gun_cocks ) - ( gunshot ) - ( @gun_cocks ) - ( gunshot ) - ( @gun_cocks ) - ( gunshot ) - ( @gun_cocks ) - ( gunshot ) - ( @gun_cocks ) - ( gunshot ) - ( @gun_cocks ) Okay , I gotcha . Come on , okay . Okay , it 's okay . ( crying ) How you doing there , cowboy ? You 're not looking so good . ( @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ should never go shot for shot with me . Tequila is my middle name . Come on , get this stuff out . The sooner we get this done , the sooner you two ladies can go take a nap . Come on , we got about a five-hour window here . That fence is not going to fix itself . ( indistinctmurmuring ) Hey ! Mr . Secretary . Mr . Secretary . Mr . Secretary . Felix , Mr . Secretary . Look at him . You 'd think he 'd given birth to the damn fish . We are so not ready , Nathan . ( shoesqueaks ) Ah , General Remora , what a pleasure it is to see you , sir ! Remora : Nice pants ! Pretty impressive , huh ? All this fruit salad here just to see our little project . Even the top man himself . Makes you proud to be a scientist , does n't it ? Is everything ready , Avery ? As ready as it can be , Doc . You 're not dealing with a moron here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ moron . Just so you guys know , nothing escapes my attention . Your fly 's open . Ladies and gentlemen , if you 'll be seated , we can begin . Thank you all for coming this morning for what is quite possibly the most important presentation you 'll ever see . Now , I 'd like to present General Remora , who would like to say a few words before we begin . General . What I 'm about to say to you ... must be kept ... in the utmost ... confidence . That is why I had to get a Level Five security clearance for each and every one of you . And that 's why we 're meeting in this underwater ... secured and protected bunker . In 1997 , the Russian government informed us ... that it may have lost at least 100 of their so-called " suitcase bombs . " ( whistles ) One kiloton ... portable nuclear bombs , small enough and light enough to be carried in a suitcase . And very possibly a backpack . - What 's your name @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Avery Dashlow , sir . Right . For some time we 've been concerned about the possibility of terrorist threat . And as of three days ago , our intelligence has informed us that one of these bombs had been purchased by a splinter group from an ex-Russian agent . Nathan , I know this is n't exactly the time to bring this up , - but ... - Yes ? - Um ... - Ahem ! It can wait . Further intelligence has informed us that this bomb will more than likely be arriving by water . And its goal very possibly being a very important landmark on or near this coast . That is why Project Blue Demon is of the utmost importance to our government . And , as Mr . Van Allen already knows , as of yesterday , the President of the United States of America has personally asked me ... to oversee this project . I 'd like everyone to put their hands in their lap . Very good . I will now turn everything back over to Mr . Van Allen . General @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ accessible water in and around the country . You know I hate when you do that . Do what ? Tell me you have something to tell me and then telling me to forget about it . Lawrence : So what is the answer ? More military ? More Coast Guard ? It would take three times the current numbers of enlisted men and women just to make a dent . No , the human element has done all that it can . It 's time now to take the next step toward complete military preparedness . I present Project Blue Demon ... a squadron of genetically engineered sharks , smarter and stronger than any other species on earth . Trained and controlled by our military and strategic experts to seek out and neutralize terrorist threats wherever they may be found . Maybe I do it because you never seem interested in anything I have to say anyway . Maybe if you 'd say things that were interesting , instead of dull scientific facts all the time , I would be . A bomb surreptitiously placed by an innocuous looking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ most watchful security system might miss . But Blue Demon misses nothing . Its natural and genetically-heightened territorial instinct . The shark locates the bomb before it can detonate . Now , if this sounds like science fiction , it 's not . It 's science fact . - So are you gon na tell me ? - Not when you 've predetermined your response . Can you stop being scientific for one moment and start being a human being ? Thanks . Thanks a lot . All right , I 'll tell you , but you have to promise that you wo n't be angry . - I 'm not - - ! - Nathan ! I 'm not angry . Open the curtain . ( murmuring ) Blue Demon . Okay . I ... you know -- See , that 's exactly what I 'm talking about . Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke ? Oh my God . - ( tappingkeyboard ) - ( computerbeeps ) Where the hell are my sharks ? - Somebody opened the gate . - Do n't even @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Who let the guppies out ? - Apparently none of us . I do n't give a good goddamn who let them out ! I want them back in here now ! I got some very important people in there waiting , so I do n't want to hear the word rain check from any one of you . I 'll just send the command out to Red Dog and the others will follow him back into the lake . If he 's still out there . What are you talking about , Dashlow ? Something 's wrong . I just sent out a return command and I 'm not getting a delivery signal . Did you try an alternate channel ? I 'm on full frequency - - nothing ! Let me try . Anybody got the time ? Too damn late for this bullshit ! That 's what time it is . Hey , did you guys hide my respirator ? You dogs , I know you hid my respirator ! What are those ? We were scheduled to keep the sharks inside all day today . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Normal replacement of section of perimeter fence . Nathan : Maintenance , this is an emergency , do you copy ? Maintenance , this is Dr . Nathan Collins . Do you read me ? Maintenance , this is Dr . Nathan Collins . You need to get out of the water now ! Do you read me ? Over . How much longer are we gon na have to wait for these trained fish of yours ? Just a few more moments , sir . There 's been a small miscommunication and they 've been moved out into an enclosed high-security lagoon . Part of our facility . But there 's nothing to worry about . Everything 's under control . ( crunch ) - Still not getting anything . - Well try another transmitter . I tried all of them . I ca n't seem to get a response . Dr . Collins , if you people screw this thing up -- Nathan : Marla , do you read me , over ? - I 'm here , Nathan . - Give me some good news . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ still doing in the water ? Nobody 's answering the radio . We 're on our way out there now . Copy ? ( beeping ) Oh my God . Nathan , the sharks , they 're in hunt formation . Nathan : Maintenance , this is an emergency , do you copy ? Yeah , it 's always an emergency . Someone probably plugged up the toilet again . Maintenance , this is an emergency , do you copy ? This is an emergency ! Yeah , this is maintenance . What 's your emergency ? There are sharks in the lake ! Do you copy ? Ed , Jimmy ! Get out of the water ! There 's sharks in the water ! Get out ! Ed , Jimmy , come on ! Get in the - - no ! Get out of the water ! Katie : Jimmy ! Ed ! ( crying ) Oh , God ! ( @tires_screech ) Oh my God ! They were just out there ! - It 's over . - No , it 's not over . This is just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ something . Every hard drive in the system 's up to speed . Not a crash , not a buzz . - Nothing . - Could have told you that . I know this lab inside and out and there 's nothing wrong with this equipment . I 've got six runaway sharks . Who would beg to differ ? They 're moving towards populated areas . I thought you had this problem worked out . Whoever let them out sabotaged the system . Then I guess it 's time for the backup plan . You do have a backup plan ? How ' bout a reboot ? Maybe we should just shut the whole thing down - and start from scratch . - Brilliant , Sparky . - Worth a try . - It 'll take time . - Then you 'd better get on it right now . - What are you gon na do ? What we should have done in the first place . I 'm calling the Coast Guard to let them know we got a predator problem on our hands . I do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ General ! Thought you had left . As I stated before , we 've decided we 're not going to do the demonstration today . They 're not in the lagoon , are they ? ( coughs ) We 've got the situation under control . - ( @siren_wails ) - Voice : T-minus 10 , nine , eight - - ( switchesoff ) Does n't look like you have anything under control . They 're headed toward beaches . We have to warn people . Tell them . Tell them what ? That a group of government sanctioned genetic experiments has gotten loose ? No . If they found out that the military was behind this , we 'd be in a shitstorm of apocalyptic proportions ! No , I think what we have here is just regular , everyday run-of-the-mill sharks . And the truth of the matter is sharks kill people , every day . But not in a freshwater lake . Minor detail . Are you actually willing to risk life just to keep the government 's involvement in this a secret ? That is indefensible @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people will be killed . Every war has their casualties . I do n't see any reason the war on terrorism should be any different . Screw that . ( @door_buzzes ) Get me the number for the Coast Guard . Yeah . Hey , what the hell do you think you 're doing ? Do n't worry , Doctor , you 'll get to make your one phone call . - What are you talking about ? - Dr . Nathan Collins , - you 're under arrest . - On what charge ? Conspiracy to commit a terrorist act against the United States of America . General , I understand what you 're trying to do here , but you have no evidence of anything like that . I have all the evidence I need . This is a log for all the security pass codes for the shark pool . And it has the number of the last code used - to open the gates . - And whose number is that ? - Dr . Nathan Collins . - ( snorts ) Please . Which means @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ into the lagoon , but you are responsible for the deaths of those two unfortunate maintenance workers . He 's doing this because he does n't want me telling anyone about the sharks . I 'm doing this because I love my country . Take him away . Get me a lawyer ! This is not over ! No , like this . You have to hook the worm through his body like that so he does n't fall off the hook . Here , now you try . I do n't want to . Honey , the worm does n't feel anything . It does n't hurt him . Yeah , how would you like it if I stuck a hook up your -- That 's enough , young lady . Why do we have to do this anyway ? Ca n't we just buy fish at the store ? No , we ca n't just buy fish at the store . That 's not a sport . This is a sport . Baseball 's a sport . Basketball 's a sport . This is murder ! Roxie , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , did n't you ? - Yeah . - And you wanted to go fishing with Daddy , too , did n't you ? - Yes . - Now you got a 10-lb . test line here , with an eight-lb . leader . Just set it over the side right here . There you go . All right , now we 'll just see who catches the big one , huh ? Hey , what 's up , doc ? Oh , I guess I 'm just a little blurry here . Yeah , you gon na go somewhere ? Just a little fresh air . Be right back . You want me to go with you ? Avery , " fresh air " is a euphemism . I 'm going to the ladies ' room . - Oh . - Yeah . ( reelspinning ) Dad , I think I 've got something ! Way to go ! Reel him in ! - Not too fast . - It 's really heavy . It 's probably a trout . They get pretty big in these waters . ( @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yourself a whopper here , girl ! Let 's try to get him in now . Let 's reel it in . That 's it , bring it in here . Yeah , it 's a big one ! Wowee ! Okay , here it comes . Roxie : Oh my God ! You got him ! Let 's get him . Oh , yeah ! Okay , good job ! Oh , yeah ! Look what you caught here ! Hold it , I 'll get a photo . Slimy ! - Let me get a photo . Okay , hold it up . - It 's wet ! Attagirl . Hold it right there . - ( gasps ) - What the hell ? - What 's the matter , honey ? - It 's a shark ! It 's a bass , silly . Dad ! Dad ! Shark ! Hurry , swim ! Come on ! Come on ! Come on ! Come on ! - Swim ! - Dad , grab this ! Swim , that 's right ! Do n't look back ! Swim @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me your hand . Dad , keep swimming . Please , hurry ! Sharks , that way ! There you go ! I got you . Dad , I love you . I love you , Dad . Marla ! Thank God , finally ! Did you talk to the lawyer ? Is he coming down to get me out of here ? I 'm afraid not , Nathan . What , are you kidding me ? They ca n't just hold me here without formal charges , without any evidence . Well apparently they can . Just the suspicion of you being a terrorist is enough for them to lock you up in here indefinitely . Wait , this is nuts . I brought you some food . I feel like I 'm stuck in some play by Kafka . Watch your language , sir . - What ? - Your language . - I said Kafka . - I heard what you said . There 's a lady present . Appreciate it if you 'd keep it clean . I 'll take that , ma'am . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with Doctor Collins . Please ? - I 'll have to check it . - It 's nothing special , but it was all they had in the cafeteria . ( chuckles ) - All right . - ( pistolfires ) Christ , Marla , what the hell are you doing ? Getting you out of here . I appreciate the thought , but should n't we wait to do this , I do n't know , the legal way ? While I was rebooting the system I ran through the program logs and checked it against my private backup file . The reason the system crashed was because it was n't the real system . It was some shadow program - built of top of the original . - ( keysjangle ) It was designed to hide in the hard drives when we tried to fix it . Are you telling me that somebody tried to hack in from the outside ? Not that kind of program , no . This came from somebody who had access to our entire system from the inside . - Avery ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . He would never put himself out of a job . This came from higher up . I ca n't believe you just tranked that guy . I did n't know you had it in you . There 's a lot of things you did n't know about me , Nathan . ( gasps ) Sorry . Dr . Collins , I need an up - - where is she ? - Ladies ' room . - How long has she been gone ? - I do n't know , 20 minutes , maybe . - 20 minutes ? Hey , chicks take forever in the bathroom . Idiot ! ( @woman_screams ) ( woman#2screams ) ( @toilet_flushes ) This is Lawrence Van Allen to the holding cell . Come in . This is Lawrence Van Allen to the guard holding Dr . Collins . Do you copy ? Holding cell , come in ! Do something ! My God . What happened ? Where 'd they go ? ( grunts ) Put security on full alert ! Find Dr . Collins . Man : Which one ? Both of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Hi , Mark . It 's so lovely today I just thought I 'd play hooky . No problem , Doctor . I just got ta check out your car . - My car ? - Yeah , it 's a new company policy . I guess there 's some stuff that 's gone missing - from a couple of the labs . - Really ? Yeah , I know , who 'd want to steal a couple of test tubes , huh ? Anyway , I got ta check every vehicle that goes out of here . It 's not your fault though . Of course not . - This is fine . - Oh , good good . - Well , have a nice day . - Trunk too . - The trunk ? - Yeah . It 's a real pain in the butt , ma'am . Sorry . Man on radio : Gate Security , come in . - Excuse me . - Wait . Look , I 'm kind of in a rush , you know , to get to the beach so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ check my trunk out first - and then I 'll get out of your hair ? - Yeah , sure . I guess whatever they 're squawking about can wait a sec . Thank you so much . You 're the best . And just because of that , I 'm gon na give you the honor of checking out my trunk . What the hell ? Now , I know this looks suspicious , uh ... ( groans ) Nathan ! See , I bet there are still things about me you do n't know . - Obviously you 're right . - Hey , come on ! - It 's so pretty . - Not as pretty as you . Smooth . - The water looks great . - Uh-huh . We should go for a swim . I did n't bring my suit . You do n't need a suit . LC , are you crazy ? We ca n't just take off our clothes . Why not ? There 's nobody around . Right now . What if somebody comes ? So what if they do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ So who 's gon na know ? You 're a very bad influence on me , you know that ? If you 're afraid to do it , I understand . - I 'm not afraid . - Oh yeah ? Hey , you did bring your suit ! - Coming ? - Yeah . What are you doing ? This water 's cold , baby . So who 's afraid now ? What would I possibly be afraid of ? You know , that was my first kiss . Really ? Where are you going ? To the moon ! That was my first kiss , too . Well , ready or not , here I come . LC ? Very funny , LC . Shark ! Shark ! Come on , I 've been called worse . Oh my God ! Come on ! Okay , keep your eyes open . If you see anybody - - cops , security , anybody - - take off . No , I 'm not gon na leave you . I was hoping you 'd say that . Hang tight , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Guard ? Okay good . I need to speak to whoever 's in charge of ... well , sharks . Okay , I know this is gon na sound crazy , but , uh ... My name ? That 's not important . What 's important is that you need to send your boats out right now armed with everything you 've got . Why ? Because ... because there are half a dozen government-grown killer sharks on the hunt along the beaches of this city . And unless your people take action right now a lot of people are going to die . Hello ? Aw , do n't do this . Hello ? Hey , I 'm serious here ! Hello ! Goddamn bureaucrats ! Shit ! Marla ! - Change for a 20 ? - No ! Hey ! You guys got change for a 20 ? Thank you . Unbelievable . Un-believable ! - So how 'd it go with the Coast Guard ? - Not great . - Well , I got something better , this . - Which is ? The prototype to the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ rough version , but it might work . The signal might be a little weak , but if I can tap into the lab 's transmitter and then into this -- You 're going to try to control six sharks with your laptop , a cell phone and a car radio ? That 's your problem , Nathan . You 're always so negative . - Negative ? - Negative , yes , negative . You might try seeing the cup half full for a change . ( radioswitcheson ) Reporter : In other news , police are on a manhunt this hour for Dr . Marla and Nathan Collins from Acro Marine with alleged ties to a terrorist organization working right here in Northern California . They are considered armed and dangerous ... Hmm , you 're right . Things are looking up already . Now back to the music . I 've been at it for two solid hours . I 'm starving , dude . Well , do n't let our little emergency come between you and your Twinkies ! How much longer before the reboot is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wait a sec . - What now ? - There 's another signal here . Somebody 's tapped into the command frequency . - They 're trying to communicate with the sharks . - It 's them . Looks like they 're using a phone line to hack into the system . Probably a cell phone . Can you track the signal , find out where they are ? Yeah , I guess . But that 's like totally illegal . Hello ! Government . That 's what we do . Find them ! Not cool . - Anything ? - Still searching for a signal . Look , maybe you 're right . Maybe this is a stupid idea . Hey , do n't say that . - Why not ? It 's what you 're thinking anyway . - No it 's not . It 's okay , Nathan . I 'm a big girl , I can take it . I was thinking you 're the smartest wom -- you 're the smartest human being I 've ever met . It 's what attracted me to you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I thought it was my ass . Well , okay , maybe it was a little bit your ass . I watch you , you know ? When you work . and you get that far away look in your eyes , and I wonder what it must be like to be in there with you . What was that thing that you were gon na tell me before all this started ? Okay , um - - ( computerbeeping ) I got a signal ! I found them ! Oh my God . Okay , they breached the lake . They 're in the ocean . - They 're still traveling in a group formation . - Where are they ? Well , according to this , just a few miles ahead . Okay good , this is a nice desolate area . Let 's just hope they find a nice long , lonely beach with nobody around for miles . - This is not good . - No it 's not . The noise , the splashing , this is like ringing a dinner bell for our @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You can send the command and get them to return to the compound . If the uplink to the main transmitter holds , then I -- - Nathan , I 'm just not sure . - Hey ! Think positive . Give it a shot . - What are you doing ? - I did n't have much luck with the Coast Guard . Let 's see if I can convince these kids I 'm not crazy . Have you actually seen these sharks around here ? No , not exactly , but we 've been tracking them from down the coast . My wife - - well , my ex-wife , she 's in the car with a computer ... - ( sighs ) - ... trying to send a signal to them - with her cell phone -- - Okay , look , Doctor ... - Collins . - Dr . Collins . I know you 're probably under a lot of stress , but they have laws against drinking on the beach . Drinking alone , that is . ( @girl_screams ) Keep trying , Jen ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You need to step out of the vehicle , please . - I 'm sorry . - You need to exit the vehicle now , ma'am . Jesus Christ ! It 's a shark ! It 's a shark ! Get out of here ! Holy cow ! Come on ! Get out of the water ! Come on ! Everybody out ! Hey , come on ! There are sharks in the water . What are you doing ? Come here ! Come on ! Hey , come here ! ( sobbing ) Dr . Collins , look out ! ( @alarm_sounding ) - Fuck it ! - ( computerbuzzes ) Hi . Hi . How do you feel ? Okay , I guess . My leg 's a little itchy . What the hell ? No ! Oh , God , no ! No ! Bad dream ? Oh , God , okay . What happened ? I um ... overloaded the signal . Blew the chips . They 're dead ? Oh God , Marla , I 'm sorry . This project ... those sharks were your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're up . That 'll save me having to repeat myself . Lawrence , I think this can wait until after Nathan gets some rest . I had six very expensive sharks at the start of this . I now have none . Somebody has to pay . Take a hike , Larry . - Four . - What ? There were only four sharks at the beach . I only saw four . Are you sure ? Trust me , it 's not something I would forget . This is Van Allen . How many carcasses did you retrieve ? I see . And did you -- Thank you . Four . Another one dead from an overzealous fisherman . No sign of the sixth one anywhere . Okay , they 've been traveling in school formation all along . What would finally make them separate ? Maybe they did n't . Maybe they were never together in the first place . Hey , guys , great job with the sharks ! I heard all about it . You guys deserve a medal . Stuff it , Avery . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Wha - - how 'd that happen ? - Says it 's real time . - But it 's not monitoring anything at all . - This is a program he made , a decoy . - To throw us off track . You guys do n't know what you 're talking about . You know they 're dangerous . You were after them ! They 're terrorists ! All right , " dude , " where 's my shark ? I believe I can answer that question for you . Ah , General . We did n't expect to see you . ( @gun_cocks ) Everybody up against the wall . Not you , Dashlow . Oh , yeah . General , I 'm not sure I understand . Of course you do n't understand , Van Allen . Because you 're nothing more than a patsy . This whole thing - - the computer shutdown , the sharks ' escape - - it was all you . He had a little help . Why , Avery ? You ca n't buy Porsches with dreams . The money @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? You 're a patriot , for God 's sake ! That 's exactly why , because I am a patriot . This government of ours is weak . We were doing okay for a while there . We had our heads on straight about terrorism . But now they 're starting to divert money into social programs , schools , the homeless , the poor . Before you know it our military wo n't be more than a couple of Boy Scouts walking around carrying penknives . Well it 's not gon na happen on my watch ! Then I thought this shark of yours ... well , now if he can defuse a bomb , he sure as hell can deliver one . Red Dog . Smartest in the class . ( grunts ) - World record ! - Nice toss . ( groans ) I 'm going to get him . No no come back ! Forget about him ! We need to find Red Dog . He said it could plant a bomb . Is that possible ? If he 's programmed it outside our system @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a separate lab somewhere else with a control program tapped into ours . - Avery . - Avery . Cheap , just like I suspected . ( @engine_starts ) Where are you going , Avery ? Come here , you lousy punk ! Avery 's been doing his homework . Okay . - ( keyboardsclicking ) - ( computerbeeping ) Charming . Okay , this is the original command program and that is the shadow program that he created . And here 's our missing shark . It 's Red Dog . Whoa whoa ! What is that ? I do n't know . It 's reading on the image . Oh my God . Plutonium . It 's the Russian suitcase bomb . Remora bought it for himself . What 's the target ? Somewhere further up the coast . I 'm just getting the coordinates now . I 'll just bring it up here on the map . And I 'll try to reprogram Red Dog . You ca n't try , Marla . You can do it . Okay , and it should be right there . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Remora 's not gon na pay . But I bet somebody else will for that . Nathan ? ( electricalzapping ) ( @engine_starts ) Ow ! What the ? Avery ! You dumb-ass moron ! ( @tires_screeching ) ( @tires_screeching ) My God ! ( @tires_screeching ) ( shrieks ) God ! ( shrieks ) - Are you all right ? - Yeah , I 'm okay , yeah . The command key ! ( bombbeeping ) - ( sighs ) - Wait , where 's he going now ? Without a command program the chip defaults ... to the original setting . Hello , this is Lawrence Van Allen calling . Yes , I was wondering , is that teaching position at the university still open ? Yes I 'll hold . You can forget about that tenure of yours , Van Allen . I 'll make sure of that . Another trumped-up charge , General ? I do n't think so . It 's you alone who will be counting ceiling tiles at Leavenworth . I 've been through three wars , two invasions and one hell of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be brought down by some goddamn fish ! ( alarmblares ) Can you say sushi ? - ( lockbuzzes ) - ( doorseals ) ( explosion ) Radio announcer : A nuclear accident at Acro Marine Laboratory was just that - - an accident . There 's been no evidence of foul play and absolutely no indications of terrorist involvement . Thankfully the facility is equipped with lead- shielded walls to handle such incidents and the repercussions , if any , are negligible to the public safety . There will be an investigation and a full hearing into the matter . - You ready for this ? - All I can do is tell the truth . I 'll just tell them exactly what happened . - Wait . - What ? You never told me . That thing that you were gon na tell me ? Oh right , that . Um ... Yeah , that , uh ... so , what do you say ? Right here , right now , before flag and country , what was it ? The divorce papers . Yeah ? I did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I mean , after everything that we 've been through , I guess , I could still go and -- Remember you dropped this ? Want to see if it still fits ? Perfect . God , I missed that ass ! Come on , kids . They 're waiting . Senator : All right , Dr . Collins , why do n't you all start at the beginning . Tell us how this all happened . Marla : As you know , Senator , with the airways relatively safe it was time to begin covertly securing our oceans and waterways . It started out as an experiment . The first change was in the eyes . The iris separated from the pupil and it followed movement like a motion detector . I 'd watch them hours on end and when they 'd see me they 'd stare back , unblinking , unemotional . Sometimes I swear they were laughing at me . We did n't mean for things to go as far as they did , but in a world that 's mostly covered with water we needed a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sea . But we made a horrible mistake . We meant to take the next step in evolution , but we created a monster . Senator : I see . And would you say it was possible for this sort of thing to happen again ? Honestly , Senator , I do n't know . ( jawscrunch ) ( @rock_music_playing ) ? Day in the life ? ? Of someone just like me ? ? Who walks on the straight line ? ? But still can not ? ? Still can not see that ? ? People still looking back ? ? Just to say hey ? ? ' Cause nothing - - there 's nothing strange ? ? Except for the man ? ? Who walks just like me ? ? It 's not that easy to explain ? ? He 's been there once , though ? ? But then again he 's lying ? ? Too close to tell ? ? But then again he 's trying ? ? Trying to find his way ? ? He-ey yeah ? ? Are you jealous of others ? ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it 's hard to define ? ? Is it luck is it chance ? ? Is it the odd circumstance ? ? That I 'm winning this strange lottery ? ? ? You ask if I 'm scared ? ? Well I ask ? ? The man just like me , yeah ? ? He 's been there once , though ? ? But then again he 's lying ? ? Too close to tell ? ? Oh , but then again he 's trying ? ? Trying to find his way ... ? ( guitarsolo ) ? Here I am , where you at ? I 'm here most every day ? ? Take a look in the mirror , what 'd you think I 'd have to say ? ? ? It 's a death-defying thing ? ? Watching others watch a man while he stumbles to the ground ? ? When he wrestles in the dirt with the glory that he 's found ? ? It 's a life-defining thing ? ? He 's been there once , though ? ? But then again he 's lying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but then again he 's trying ? ? Hey hey yeah ? ? Been there once ? ? Oh , but then again he 's lying ? ? Hey hey yeah ? ? Too close to tell ? ? Oh , but then again he 's trying ? ? Trying to find his way ? ? Trying to find his way ? ? Hey yeah . ? ( scoreplaying )

@@5215441 [Ringing] GOWER : I owe everything to George bailey . help him , Dear Father . MARTINI : Joseph , Jesus , and Mary , help my friend Mr . bailey . MA BAILEY : help my son George tonight . BERT : He never thinks about himself . That 's why he 's in trouble . ERNIE : George is a good guy . Give him a break , God . MARY : I Iove him , Dear Lord . Watch over him tonight . JANIE : please , God . Something 's the matter with Daddy . ZUZU : please bring Daddy back . please bring Daddy home . MARY : Watch over him tonight . ZUZU : please bring Daddy home . FRANKLIN : hello , Joseph . trouble ? JOSEPH : Looks like we'll have to send someone down . A Iot of people asking for help for a man named George bailey . FRANKLIN : George bailey ? Yes . Tonight 's his crucial night . we'll send someone immediately . Whose turn is it ? JOSEPH : That 's why I came , sir . It 's that cIockmaker 's turn again . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wings yet ? JOSEPH : We 've passed him up right along ... because , you know , sir , he 's got the IQ of a rabbit . FRANKLIN : Yes , but he 's got the faith of a chiId - - simpIe . Joseph , send for CIarence . CLARENCE : You sent for me , sir ? FRANKLIN : Yes . A man down on Earth needs our help . CLARENCE : splendid . Is he sick ? FRANKLIN : No , worse . He 's discouraged . At 10:45 p.m . Earth time ... that man will be thinking seriously ... of throwing away God 's greatest gift . CLARENCE : His life ? Then I 've only an hour to dress . What are they wearing now ? FRANKLIN : You'II spend that hour ... getting acquainted with George bailey . CLARENCE : Sir , if I should accomplish this mission ... might I perhaps win my wings ? I 've been waiting for over 200 years . people are beginning to talk . FRANKLIN : What 's that book you 've got ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You do a good job with George bailey ... and you'II get your wings . CLARENCE : Thank you , sir . Thank you . JOSEPH : Poor George . Sit down . CLARENCE : Sit down ? JOSEPH : If you 're going to help a man ... you want to know something about him , do n't you ? CLARENCE : naturally . JOSEPH : Keep your eyes open . See the town ? CLARENCE : Where ? I do n't see a thing . JOSEPH : I forgot . You have n't got your wings yet . Look , I'II help you out . Concentrate . Begin to see something ? CLARENCE : Why , yes . This is amazing . JOSEPH : If you ever get your wings ... you'II see all by yourself . CLARENCE : Oh , wonderful . GEORGE : Yay ! Yippee ! OK , boys , Iet 's go ! CLARENCE : Hey , who 's that ? JOSEPH : That 's your probIem - - George bailey . CLARENCE : A boy ? JOSEPH : That 's him when he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you'II have to remember later . GEORGE : Come on , Marty ! Let 's go , Marty ! GEORGE : Atta boy , Marty ! SAMMY : Hee-haw ! GEORGE : Hee-haw , Sammy . Here comes the scare-baby , my kid brother Harry bailey . HARRY : I 'm not scared ! GEORGE : Come on , Harry ! Let 's go , Harry ! Come on , Harry ! Come on , Harry ! Come on , Harry ! HARRY : help , George , help ! help ! GEORGE : Do n't worry , Harry , I 'm coming ! Hang on , Harry ! Make a chain . Chain , gang ! JOSEPH : George saved his brother 's life ... but he caught a bad cold which infected his left ear . Cost him his hearing in that ear . It was weeks before he could go back ... to his after-schooI job at old man Gower 's drugstore . GEORGE : Mr . Potter . CLARENCE : Who 's that , a king ? JOSEPH : That 's Henry F . Potter ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Hee-haw ! BOY : Go to work , slave ! Do n't worry , we'll take care of it . GEORGE : Wish I had a million dollars . Hot dog ! [whistling] It 's me , Mr . Gower - - George bailey . GOWER : You 're late . GEORGE : Yes , sir . VIOLET : hello , George . hello , Mary . MARY : hello , violet . GEORGE : 2 cents worth of shoelaces ? VIOLET : She was here first . MARY : I 'm still thinking . GEORGE : ShoeIaces ? VIOLET : please , Georgie . I Iike him . MARY : You like every boy . What 's wrong with that ? GEORGE : Here you are . VIOLET : help me down ? GEORGE : help you down ? [Ring] Made up your mind yet ? I'II take chocolate . With coconuts ? MARY : I do n't like coconuts . GEORGE : You do n't like coconuts ? Say , brainless , do n't you know where coconuts come from ? Look at here . From Tahiti @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : A new magazine . I never saw it before . GEORGE : Of course you never . only us explorers can get it . I 've been nominated for membership ... in the national Geographic Society . MARY : Is this the ear you ca n't hear on ? George bailey , I'II love you till the day I die . GEORGE : I 'm going out exploring someday . I 'm going to have a couple of harems and maybe 3 or 4 wives . Wait and see . [whistling] GOWER : George . George ! GEORGE : Yes , sir ? You 're not paid to be a canary . GEORGE : No , sir . GEORGE : Mr . Gower , do you want something ? Anything ? No . - Anything I can do back here ? - No . GEORGE : I'II get them , sir . GOWER : Take those capsules over to Mrs . BIaine . She 's waiting for them . GEORGE : Yes , sir . GEORGE : They have diphtheria , have n't they , sir ? GOWER : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , George . Mr . Gower , I -- - Oh , get going . - Yes , sir . BILLY : Oh ! Shh ! Shh ! Avast there , Captain Cook . Where you heading ? - I got to see Pop . - Some other time . BILLY : There 's a squall in there shaping up into a storm . - telephone . - Who is it ? Bank examiner . Bank examiner ? I should have called him yesterday . Switch it inside . BAILEY : I 'm not crying , Mr . Potter . POTTER : You 're begging . That 's a whole lot worse . BAILEY : I 'm asking for 30 days more . Just a minute , son . 30 short days . I'II dig up that 5,000 somehow . BAILEY : Have you put any real pressure ... on these people of yours to pay those mortgages ? BAILEY : Times are bad . people are out of work . POTTER : Then foreclose . BAILEY : I ca n't . These families have children . POTTER : They @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's children . POTTER : Are you running a business or a charity ward ? Not with my money . BAILEY : What makes you so hard-skuIIed ? You have no family , no children . You ca n't begin to spend all your money . POTTER : So I should give it to miserable failures ... like you and your idiot brother ? GEORGE : He 's not a failure ! You ca n't say that about my father . You 're the biggest man in town , bigger than everybody . Do n't let him say that about you , Pop . BAILEY : AII right , son . Thanks . I'II talk to you tonight . GOWER : What ? Why , that medicine should have been there an hour ago . It will be over in five minutes . Where 's Mrs . BIaine 's box of capsules ? GEORGE : I - - you -- GOWER : Did n't you hear what I said ? GEORGE : Yes , sir . GOWER : What kind of tricks are you playing ? [Gower_slaps_George] Why did n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that boy 's very sick ? GEORGE : You 're hurting my sore ear . GOWER : You lazy IittIe -- Mr . Gower , you do n't know what you 're doing . You put something wrong in those capsules . You got the telegram , and you 're upset . You put something bad in those capsules . It was n't your fault , Mr . Gower . Just look and see what you did . The bottle you took the powder from , it 's poison . I know you feel bad . [Sobbing] GOWER : Oh ! GEORGE : Do n't hurt my sore ear again ! GOWER : Oh , no . Oh , George , George . GEORGE : Oh , Mr . Gower , I wo n't ever tell anyone . I know how you 're feeling . I wo n't tell a soul . Hope to die , I wo n't . GOWER : Oh , George . An overnight bag . Genuine english cowhide . Combination lock . Fitted up with brushes , combs . Nope . Nope . Nope . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a big one . CLARENCE : What did you stop it for ? JOSEPH : I want you to take a good look at that face . CLARENCE : Who is it ? JOSEPH : George bailey . CLARENCE : You mean the kid slapped by the druggist ? JOSEPH : That 's the kid . CLARENCE : Oh . It 's a good face . I Iike it . I Iike George bailey . Did he ever tell anyone about the pills ? JOSEPH : Not a soul . CLARENCE : Did he marry the girl ? Did he go exploring ? JOSEPH : well , wait and see . GEORGE : Big , see ? I do n't want one for one night . I want something for 1,001 nights ... with room for labels from italy , Baghdad , Samarkand . Great big thing . JOE : I see . A flying carpet . I do n't suppose you 'd Iike this old secondhand job ? GEORGE : Now you 're talking . I could use that as a raft in case the boat sunk . How @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : That 's my trick ear . Sounded like ' ? no charge . ' ? That 's right . What 's my name doing on it ? A present from old man Gower . Picked it himself . He did ? What do you know ? My old boss . What boat are you sailing on ? I 'm working on a cattle boat . - A cattle boat ? - OK , I Iike cows . GEORGE : hello , Mr . Gower . Thanks ever so much for the baggage . GOWER : Forget it . GEORGE : It 's wonderful of you to think of me . Uh-oh . I wish I had a million dollars . Hot dog ! BILLY : Avast there , Captain Cook ! - Got your sea legs yet ? - ParIez-vous francais , mister ? EUSTACE : Send us a nice picture post card , will you ? BILLY : Do n't take any plug nickels . TILLY : Your suitcase is leaking . GEORGE : Hey , Ernie ! Hi , Ernie . Hi , Bert . I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in style ? ERNIE : Hop in , your highness . And for the carriage trade , I put on my hat . VIOLET : Good afternoon , Mr . bailey . GEORGE : hello , violet . You look good . That 's some dress you got on . This old thing ? I only wear it when I do n't care how I Iook . [Tires_screech] [Honk] ERNIE : How would you Iike to take -- GEORGE : Yes . ERNIE : Want to come along ? we'll show you the town . BERT : No , thanks . I think I'II go home and see what the wife 's doing . ERNIE : family man . [Men_singing] MA : George , Harry , you 're shaking the house down . Stop it . Let them alone . I wish I was with them . MA : Harry will tear his dinner suit . George ! ANNIE : That 's why all children should be girls . MA : Then there would n't be any - - Oh , never mind . George , Harry , come down @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ GEORGE : OK , Ma . HARRY : OK , Ma . Ta-da ! [Dog_barking] GEORGE : We got a present for you , Pop . There you are . [Dog_barks] MA : Oh , you two idiots . George , sit . Have dinner . HARRY : I 've eaten . MA : Are n't you going to finish dressing ? HARRY : I do n't care . It 's George 's tux . Annie , have you got those pies ? ANNIE : If you touch me , I'II hit you with this broom ! HARRY : I 'm in love with you . There 's a moon out tonight . GEORGE : Boy , my last meal in the old bailey boarding house . MA : My blood pressure . Can I have the car ? I 'm taking over some plates . MA : What plates ? I 'm chairman of the eats committee . We only need a couple dozen . MA : No , you do n't , Harry , not my best HaviIand . GEORGE : Oh , Iet him have the plates @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ trip . uncle billy and I will miss you . GEORGE : What 's the matter ? You look tired . POP : I had another tussle with Potter . I thought when I put him on the board of directors ... he 'd ease up on us . GEORGE : What 's eating that money-grubbing buzzard ? GEORGE : He 's a sick man - - frustrated , sick in his mind ... sick in his soul , if he has one . He hates everybody that has anything he ca n't have . Hates us mostly , I guess . HARRY : Gangway . Gangway . So long , Pop . GEORGE : You got a match ? HARRY : Very funny . MA : Put those in the car . I'II get your tie . HARRY : OK , Mom . You coming later , George ? GEORGE : And be bored to death ? HARRY : could n't want a better death . Lots of pretty girls . POP : No gin tonight , son . HARRY : Oh , Pop , just a little ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ANNIE : Boys and girls and music . Why do they need gin ? GEORGE : I act like that when I graduated from high school ? POP : Pretty much . I wish we could send Harry to college with you . Mother and I talked it over . GEORGE : We have that figured out . Harry will take my job at the building and Loan ... work there for four years , then he'll go . POP : Pretty young for that job . GEORGE : No younger than I was . POP : You were born older , George . GEORGE : How 's that ? POP : You were born older . I suppose you 've decided what you want to do ... when you get out of college . GEORGE : build things , design buildings , plan modern cities . AII that stuff I 've talked about . POP : still after that first million before 30 ? GEORGE : I'II settle for half that in cash . POP : Of course it 's just a hope ... but you would n't consider @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you ? GEORGE : well , I ... Annie , why do n't you draw up a chair ? Then you could hear everything that 's going on . ANNIE : I would if I thought I 'd hear anything worthwhile . GEORGE : You would , huh ? POP : I know it 's soon to talk about it . GEORGE : Now , Pop , I could n't . I could n't face being cooped up for the rest of my Iife ... in a shabby little office . I 'm sorry , Pop . I did n't mean that . It 's this business of nickels and dimes ... . and spending your life trying to save 3 cents on pipe . I 'd go crazy . I want to do something big and important . George , I feel that in a small way ... we 're doing something important - - satisfying a fundamental urge . It 's deep in the race for a man ... to want his own roof , walls , and fireplace . We 're helping him get those things ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I know that . I wish I felt that , uh ... I 've been hoarding pennies like a miser here in order to -- Most of my friends have already finished college . I just feel like if I did n't get away , I 'd bust ! POP : Yes , you 're right , son . GEORGE : You see what I mean , Pop ? POP : This town is no place for any man ... unless he 's willing to crawl to Potter . You 've got talent , son . I 've seen it . You get yourself an education and get out of here . Pop , you want a shock ? I think you 're a great guy . Did you hear that , Annie ? I heard it . It 's about time one of you Iunkheads said it . I 'm going to miss old Annie . Pop , I think I'II get dressed and go over to Harry 's party . POP : Have a good time , son . GEORGE : Excuse me . There you are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know my brother George . I 'm going to put him through college . SAM : Hee-haw ! GEORGE : Sam Wainwright . How are you ? When did you get here ? SAM : This afternoon . I thought I 'd give the kids a treat . GEORGE : old college graduate now . SAM : old Joe college Wainwright they call me . Freshman , looks like you'II make it after all . Harry , you 're the guy I want to see . Coach has heard all about you . He 's followed every game . He wants me to find out if you 're coming along . HARRY : I got to make some dough first . SAM : Make it fast . We need great ends like you ... not broken-down old guys like him . Hee-haw ! PARTRIDGE : George , welcome back . GEORGE : Mr . Partridge , how are you ? PARTRIDGE : Putting a pool under this floor was a great idea . Saved us another building . Harry , Sam , have lots of fun . Lots of pretty @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 1/3 of my dance card left . - hello , violet . - hello . What am I bid ? MARTY : George . GEORGE : Marty ! well , it 's old home week . MARTY : Sam , Harry , good to see you . Do me a favor , George . You remember my kid sister Mary . GEORGE : Yeah . SAM : ' ? Mama wants you , Marty . ' ? Remember ? MARTY : Dance with her , will you ? GEORGE : Oh , me ? I feel funny enough with all these kids . MARTY : Be a sport . Dance with her one time . Hey , sis ! GEORGE : Do n't be long , Marty . I 'm not being a wet nurse to a -- BOY : Some guy came up and tripped me . If not for that , that race would have been a cinch . I tried to find out later who it was ... but I could n't find out . Nobody would ever tell you whoever it was . MARTY : You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be seeing you . GEORGE : well , well , well . BOY : Now to get back to my story , see ... [Band_plays_buffalo_gals] BOY : Hey , this is my dance . GEORGE : Why do n't you stop annoying people ? BOY : well , I 'm sorry . Hey ! GEORGE : well , hello . MARY : hello . You look at me as if you did n't know me . well , I do n't . You 've passed me on the street almost every day . Me ? No . That was a little girl named Mary Hatch . Oh , yes ! Oh , yes ! The big charleston contest ! [Crowd_cheers] HARRY : The prize - - a genuine loving cup . Those not tapped by the judges will remain on the floor . Let 's go ! [Band_plays] GEORGE : I 'm not very good at this . MARY : Neither am I . OK . What can we lose ? Hey , you 're wonderful . What 's the matter , othello ? jealous ? Did you know there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ button behind you causes this floor to open up ? Did you further know that George bailey ... is dancing right over that crack ? I 've got the key . Stand back , everybody ! Stand back ! CROWD : Ohh ! They 're cheering us . We must be good . CROWD : Ohh ! [Crowd_cheers] Get out of there ! What - - Oh , well . [splash] buffalo gals , ca n't you come out tonight ? Ca n't you come out tonight ? Ca n't you come out tonight ? buffalo gals , ca n't you come out tonight ... And ... Dance ... By the light ... Of da moon ? GEORGE : Oh , hot dog . Just like an organ . I told Harry I thought I 'd be bored . You should have seen that locker room . I had to knock down three people to get this stuff . Let me hold that wet dress . MARY : Do I Iook as funny as you do ? GEORGE : I 'm not the football type . You look wonderful ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you were the prettiest girl in town . well , why do n't you say it ? GEORGE : Maybe I will say it . How old are you anyway ? MARY : Eighteen . Eighteen ? only last year you were 17 . Too young or too old ? Oh , no . Just right . Your age fits you . You look a little older without your clothes on . I mean , without a dress you look older . I mean younger . You Iook - - you just -- Uh-oh ! Oh , I 'm on the thing here . MARY : Sir , my train , please . GEORGE : A pox upon me for a clumsy Iout . Your ... your caboose , milady . - You may kiss my hand . - Mmm . GEORGE : Hey . Hey , Mary . As I was Iumberin ' down the street ... Down the street , down the street ... GEORGE : I'II throw a rock at the old GranviIIe house . MARY : Do n't . I Iove that old house . GEORGE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . MARY : Do n't . It 's full of romance , that old place . I 'd Iike to live in it . GEORGE : In that place ? I would n't live in it as a ghost . Watch this . Right in the second floor , there . See ? [Crash] What did you wish , George ? Not just one wish - - a whole hatful . I know what I 'm going to do ... tomorrow and the next day and next year . I 'm shaking the dust of this crummy town off my feet ... and I 'm going to see the world ! italy , Greece , the Parthenon , the coliseum . Then I'II go to college and see what they know . Then I 'm gon na build things . I'II build airfields and skyscrapers 100 stories high . I'II build bridges a mile long . You going to throw a rock ? [Crash] Hey , that 's pretty good . What did you wish , Mary ? buffalo gals , ca n't you come out tonight ? Ca n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tonight ? buffalo gals , ca n't you come out tonight ... And ... Dance by the light of da moon ? What did you wish when you threw that rock ? MARY : No . If I told you , it might not come true . What is it you want ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word , and I'II Iasso it and pull it down . That 's a pretty good idea . I'II give you the moon . I'II take it . Then what ? Then you could swallow it , and it would all dissolve ... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and toes ... and the ends of your hair . Am I talking too much ? Yes ! - Why do n't you kiss her ? - How 's that ? Why do n't you kiss her instead of talking her to death ? You want me to kiss her ? Aw , youth is wasted on the wrong people . Hey , hold on , mister . Come on back out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on your head . [Mary_squeaIs] Mary ? [whistles] OK , I give up . Where are you ? Over here in the hydrangea bushes . Here you are . Catch . Wait a minute . What am I doing ? This is a very interesting situation . MARY : please give me my robe . GEORGE : A man does n't get in a situation like this every day . MARY : I 'd Iike to have my robe . GEORGE : Not in Bedford falls , anyway . MARY : Ouch ! Oh ! GEORGE : Gesundheit . This requires some thought . MARY : George bailey , give me my robe . GEORGE : I 've read about things like this . MARY : Shame on you ! I 'm going to tell your mother . GEORGE : My mother 's way up on the corner there . MARY : I'II call the police . GEORGE : They 're way downtown . They 'd be on my side , too . MARY : I 'm going to scream ! GEORGE : Maybe I could sell tickets . Let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get this robe - - I 've got it . I'II make a deal with you , Mary . BILLY : George ! George ! BILLY : George , come on home ! Quick ! Your father 's had a stroke . GEORGE : What ? Mary , I 'm sorry . I 've got to go . Did you get a doctor ? BILLY : campbell 's there now . CAMPBELL : That 's all , George . I know you 're anxious to make a train . GEORGE : I have a taxi waiting downstairs . CAMPBELL : You know , George gave up his Europe trip ... to help straighten things out these past few months . Good luck to you at school . And now , the real purpose of this meeting - - to appoint a successor to Peter bailey . POTTER : I 'd Iike to get to my real purpose -- - Wait -- - For what ? This institution is not necessary to this town . Therefore , I make a motion to dissolve this institution ... and give its assets and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dirty -- George , did you hear what that buzzard -- MAN : It 's too soon after Peter bailey 's death ... to talk about chIoroforming the building and Loan . SECOND MAN : Peter bailey died three months ago . I second Mr . Potter 's motion . CAMPBELL : Very well . In that case ... I'II ask the two executive officers to withdraw . The whole board wishes to express its deep sorrow ... at the passing of Peter bailey . It was his faith and devotion ... that are responsible for this organization . POTTER : I'II go further than that . To the public , Peter bailey was the building and Loan . BILLY : That 's fine , coming from you . You probably drove him to his grave ! POTTER : Peter bailey was not a businessman . That 's what killed him . Oh , I do n't mean any disrespect to him . He was a man of high ideals ... so-caIIed . But ideals without common sense can ruin this town . Now , you take this Ioan here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all day on his brains ... in his taxi , you know . I happen to know the bank turned down this Ioan . But he comes here ... and we 're building him a house worth $5,000 . Why ? GEORGE : I handled that , Mr . Potter . You have all the papers there . I can vouch for his character . - A friend of yours ? - Yes , sir . POTTER : If you shoot pool with some employee here ... you can come and borrow money . What does that get us ? A discontented , lazy rabble ... instead of a thrifty working class . And all because a few starry-eyed dreamers ... like Peter bailey stir them up and fill their heads ... with a Iot of impossible ideas . Now , I say -- GEORGE : Just a minute . hold on , Mr . Potter . You 're right when you say my father was no businessman . Why he started this penny-ante building and Loan ... I'II never know ... but nobody can say anything against his character @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ billy started this thing ... he never once thought of himself . He did n't save enough money for Harry or me to go to school ... but he did help a few people get out of your slums . What 's wrong with that ? You 're all businessmen here . Does n't it make them better citizens and customers ? You said that they had to wait and save their money ... before they even thought of a decent home . Wait until their children grow up and leave them ? Do you know how long it takes a working man to save $5,000 ? Just remember that this rabble you 're talking about - - they do most of the working , paying , living , and dying ... in this community . Is it too much to work , pay , live , and die ... in a couple of decent rooms and a bath ? My father did n't think so . people were human beings to him , but to you ... a warped , frustrated old man , they 're cattle . In @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ever be . I 'm not interested in your book . I 'm talking about the building and Loan . You 're talking about something you ca n't get your fingers on ... and it 's galling you . I know . well , I 've said too much . You 're the board . You do what you want . Just one thing more . This town needs this measly institution ... if only to have someplace where people can come ... without crawling to Potter . Come on . [Door_closes] sentimental hogwash . I want my motion acted on . [Arguing] BILLY : Boy , oh , boy , George . You shut his big mouth . EUSTACE : What happened ? We heard yelling . BILLY : We 're being voted out of business after 25 years . Easy come , easy go . ERNIE : You want me to hang around , George ? GEORGE : Yeah . I'II be right down . BILLY : You'II miss your train . Go on . GEORGE : What 's going on in there ? BILLY : They 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can get another job . I 'm only 55 . TILLY : Fifty-six . BILLY : Go on . You do n't want to miss college , do you ? CAMPBELL : George ! George ! They voted Potter down . They want to keep it going . They 've got only one condition ... and that 's the best part of it - - they 've appointed George as executive secretary . GEORGE : But uncle BiIIy -- CAMPBELL : You can keep him on . As secretary , you can hire anyone . GEORGE : Let 's get this straight . I 'm leaving . I 'm going to school . This is my last chance . uncle billy , he 's your man . CAMPBELL : George , they'II vote with Potter otherwise . CLARENCE : I know . He did n't go . JOSEPH : That 's right . Not only that ... but he gave his school money to his brother Harry ... and sent him to college . Harry became a football star . Made second team aII-American . CLARENCE : Yeah , but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ years older ... waiting for Harry to come back ... and take over the building and Loan . There are plenty of jobs for somebody that likes to travel . venezuela oil fieIds - - ' ? Wanted - - man with construction experience . ' ? The Yukon - - ' ? Wanted - - man with engineering experience . ' ? [Train_whistle_blows] There she blows . Know what the 3 most exciting sounds in the world are ? BILLY : Breakfast is served , lunch is served , dinner -- GEORGE : No . Anchor chains , plane motors , train [whistles] . Peanut . GEORGE : There 's the professor now . old professor Phi Beta Kappa , aII-American bailey . HARRY : uncle billy , you have n't changed . BILLY : Nobody ever changes here . GEORGE : Boy , am I glad to see you . - Where 's Mother ? - Home cooking the fatted calf . HARRY : Wait a minute . George , I want you to meet Ruth . - hello . - Ruth Dakin . RUTH : Ruth Dakin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I wired you I had a surprise . Here she is . Meet the wife . BILLY : What do you know ? A wife ! GEORGE : How do you do ? congratulations . What am I doing ? congratulations ! BILLY : Goodness , Harry ! GEORGE : They 're married ! Why do n't you tell somebody ? BILLY : Mrs . bailey , I ca n't wait to see -- Are you really married ? GEORGE : What 's a pretty girl like you doing ... marrying this two-headed brother of mine ? RUTH : I'II tell you . It 's purely mercenary . My father offered him a job . BILLY : He got you and a job ? Harry 's cup runneth over . HARRY : About that job - - I never said I 'd take it . You 've been holding the bag here for four years . I wo n't let you down , George . I forgot the bags . I'II be right back . BILLY : It was a surprise to me . This is the new Mrs . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ RUTH : Oh , of course , I 've heard him speak of you . BILLY : And I want to tell you ... we 're going to give the biggest party ... this town ever saw . GEORGE : Harry will be right here . RUTH : Here , have some popcorn . George , George , George - - that 's all Harry ever talks about . GEORGE : Ruth , this ... What about this job ? RUTH : My father owns a glass factory in buffalo . He wants to get Harry started in the research business . GEORGE : Is it a good job ? RUTH : Very . Not much money , but a good future . Harry 's a genius at research . My father just fell in love with him . GEORGE : You did , too , huh ? PHOTOGRAPHER : hold it ! hold it ! That 's it ! BILLY : Oh , boy , oh , boy , oh , boy ! I feel so good , I could spit in Potter 's eye . I think I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ say ? Maybe I 'd better go home . Where 's my hat ? Where 's my hat ? Oh . Thank you , George . - Which is mine ? - The middle one . Thank you , George . Now , look ... if you'II point me in the right direction -- would you do that , George ? old building and Loan pal , huh ? GEORGE : You turn this way and right straight down . My wild Irish rose ... [Crash] I 'm all right ! I 'm all right ! The sweetest flower that grows ... [Train_whistle_blows] Oh , hello , Ma . That 's for nothing . How do you Iike her ? GEORGE : She 's swell . MA : Looks like she can keep Harry on his toes . GEORGE : Keep him out of Bedford falls , anyway . MA : Did you know Mary Hatch is back from school ? - Came back three days ago . - Mm-hmm . - Nice girl , Mary . - Mm-hmm . MA : The kind that'll help you find the answers @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Can you give me one good reason why you should n't call on Mary ? Sure . Sam Wainwright . Sam 's crazy about Mary . MA : She 's not crazy about him . GEORGE : Did she discuss it with you ? - No . - Then how do you know ? I 've got eyes , have n't I ? She lights up like a firefly whenever you 're around . Besides , Sam Wainwright 's away in New York ... and you 're here in Bedford falls . GEORGE : And all 's fair in love and war . MA : I do n't know about war . [Laughs] Mother of mine , I can see right through you ... right to your back collar button . - Trying to get rid of me ? Mm-hmm . GEORGE : well , here 's your hat . What 's your hurry ? AII right , old building and Loan pal ... I think I'II go find a girl ... and do a little passionate necking . Now , if you'II just point me in the right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bailey . - Excuse me . - well , wait a minute . I think I got a date . But stick around , fellas , just in case , huh ? MAN : we'll wait for you , baby . hello , Georgie-porgie . hello , Vi . Hey , what gives ? Nothing . Where you going ? probably end up down at the library . Georgie , do n't you ever get tired ... of just reading about things ? Yes . What are you doing tonight ? Not a thing . Are you game ? Let 's make a night of it . VIOLET : What'II we do ? Let 's go to the fields , take off our shoes ... and walk through the grass . Huh ? We can go up to the falls . It 's beautiful in the moonlight . There 's a green pool up there , and we can swim in it . Then we can climb Mount Bedford ... and watch the sun rise against the peaks . we'll stay up there the whole night . Everyone will be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the grass barefoot ? [Laughter] Why , it 's 10 miles up to Mount Bedford . GEORGE : OK . Just forget about the whole thing . MARY : What are you doing , picketing ? hello , Mary . I just happened to be passing by . Yes , so I noticed . Have you made up your mind ? - How 's that ? - Have you made up your mind ? - About what ? - About coming in . Your mother phoned and said you were coming to visit . My mother just called ? How did she know ? - Did n't you tell her ? - I did n't tell anybody . I went for a walk and happened to be passing by . What do you -- Went for a walk , that 's all . - I'II be downstairs , mother . - AII right , dear . [buffalo_gals_plays] well , are you coming in or are n't you ? well , I'II come in for a minute . But I - - I ... I did n't tell anybody I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ When did you get back ? Tuesday . Where did you get that dress ? Do you Iike it ? It 's all right . GEORGE : I thought you 'd go back to New York ... like Sam and Angie and the rest of them . I worked there a couple of vacations , but I do n't know . I guess I was homesick . Homesick ? For Bedford falls ? Yes , and my family and ... Oh , everything . would you Iike to sit down ? GEORGE : AII right . For a minute . I still ca n't understand it . I did n't tell anybody I was coming here . would you rather leave ? GEORGE : No . I do n't want to be rude . well , then , sit down . GEORGE : What 's that ? Some joke , huh ? well ... I see it still smells like pine needles around here . MARY : Thank you . And dance by the ... What 's the matter ? Oh . Oh , yeah , yeah . well ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it ? Oh , yeah , yeah . It 's all right . Do n't you Iike her ? well , of course I Iike her . She 's a peach . Oh . Just marriage in general ... you 're not enthusiastic about ? Marriage is all right for Harry and Marty and Sam and you . Mary ? Mary ! Who 's down there with you ? It 's George bailey , Mother . MOTHER : George bailey ! What 's he want ? I do n't know . What do you want ? Me ? Not a thing . I - - I just came in to get warm . He 's making violent love to me , Mother . MOTHER : tell him to go home and do n't you leave the house ! Sam Wainwright promised to call you from New York . What 's your mother mean ? I did n't come here to -- MARY : What did you come here for , then ? GEORGE : I do n't know . You tell me . You 're the one with all the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - That 's where I 'm going . - Good night . - Good night ! MOTHER : Mary ! Mary ! The telephone . It 's Sam . MARY : I'II get it . MOTHER : Whatever were you doing that you could n't hear ? PHONOGRAPH : Ca n't you come out tonight ? buffalo gals , ca n't you come out - - [Ring] Mary , he 's waiting . hello ? [Knock_on_door] GEORGE : I forgot my hat . Hee-haw ! hello , Sam . How are you ? SAM : I 'm great . It 's good to hear your voice again . MARY : That 's awfully sweet of you . There 's an old friend of yours here - - George bailey . SAM : You mean old mossback George ? MARY : Yes . old mossback George . SAM : Hee-haw ! Put him on . MARY : Just a minute . I'II call him . George ! MOTHER : He does n't want to speak to George , you idiot ! MARY : He asked for him . Sam wants @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , George BaiIeyoffski ! Hey , a fine pal you are . What are you trying to do , steal my girl ? What do you mean ? Nobody 's trying to steal anybody 's girl . Here . Here 's Mary . SAM : Wait ! tell Mary to get on the extension . - Mother 's on the extension . - I am not ! We can both hear . Come here . We 're listening , Sam . SAM : I have a big deal that'll make us all rich . George , you remember that night in Martini 's bar ... when you told me you read someplace ... about making plastics out of soybeans ? You remember , out of chiIi - - out of soybeans ? GEORGE : Uh , uh ... Yeah , yeah . Soybean , yeah . SAM : well , Dad snapped up the idea ... and he 's going to build a factory ... outside of Rochester . How do you Iike that ? GEORGE : Rochester ? Why Rochester ? SAM : Why not ? Can you think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't know . Why not right here ? You remember that old tool and machinery works ? tell your father he can get that for a song ... and all the labor he wants , too . half the town was thrown out of work when they closed down . SAM : Is that so ? I'II tell him . Hey , that sounds great ! I knew you 'd come through . Now , here 's the point -- Mary , you 're in on this , too . Have you got any money ? GEORGE : Money ? Yeah . well , a little . SAM : I want you to put every cent into our stock . And George , I may have a job for you . That is , unless you 're still married ... to that broken-down building and Loan . This is the biggest thing since radio ... and I 'm letting you in on the ground floor . Oh , Mary ... Mary ! MARY : I-I 'm here . SAM : will you tell that guy ... I 'm giving him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ chance of a lifetime ! He says it 's the chance of a lifetime . Now , you listen to me . I do n't want any plastics , I do n't want ground floors ... and I do n't want to get married , ever , to anyone . You understand that ? I want to do what I want to do ... and you 're ... and you 're ... Oh , Mary , Mary . George , George , George . Oh , Mary . Oh ! Oh , dear . Oh , dear . Oh , dear . Mary ... Here they come ! [The_Wedding_March_plays] VIOLET : Good-bye ! Have a wonderful time ! MA : First Harry , now George . Annie , we 're just two old maids now . ANNIE : You speak for yourself , Miss B . ERNIE : If either of you see a stranger , it 's me . GEORGE : Hey , look . Somebody 's driving this cab . ERNIE : Bert the cop sent this over . float away to Happy Land on the bubbles . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Where are you two going on this honeymoon ? GEORGE : Where are we going ? Look at this . There 's the kitty , Ernie . Count it , Mary . MARY : I feel like a bootlegger 's wife . GEORGE : We 're going to shoot the works ! A whole week in New York , a whole week in Bermuda . The highest hotels , the oldest champagne ... the richest caviar , the hottest music ... and the prettiest wife . ERNIE : Rrrow ! That does it . Then what ? GEORGE : Then what , honey ? MARY : After that , who cares ? GEORGE : Rrrow ! That does it . Come here . ERNIE : There 's something funny going on at the bank . I 've never really seen one ... but that 's got all the earmarks of a run . MAN : Ernie , if you got money in the bank , you better hurry . MARY : George , Iet 's not stop . Let 's go . GEORGE : Just a minute , dear . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not stop . GEORGE : I'II be back in a minute . GEORGE : hello , everybody . Mrs . Thompson , how are you ? charlie , what 's the matter here ? Ca n't you get in ? [Awk_awk_awk] What is this , uncle billy , a holiday ? George . GEORGE : Come on in , everybody . That 's right . Just come on in . [Awk] Look out . Why do n't you all sit down ? There are a Iot of seats over there . Just make yourselves at home . [Awk_awk] BILLY : Can I see you a minute ? GEORGE : Why did n't you call me ? BILLY : I did , but you 'd left . This is a pickle ! GEORGE : What happened ? How 'd it start ? - The bank called our Ioan . - When ? An hour ago . I handed over all our cash ... and still it was less than we owe . Then I got scared and closed the doors . [telephone_rings] I -- GEORGE : The whole town 's gone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Potter . GEORGE : hello ? POTTER : There is a rumor that you 've closed your doors . Is that true ? Oh , well , I 'm very glad to hear that . Are you all right ? Do you need any police ? police ? What for ? Mobs get pretty ugly sometimes . George , I am going aII-out to help in this crisis . I have just guaranteed the banks ... sufficient funds to meet their needs . They will close up for a week and then reopen . GEORGE : He just took over the bank . POTTER : I may lose a fortune ... but I am willing to guarantee your people , too . Just tell them to bring their shares over here ... and I will pay 50 cents on the dollar . You never miss a trick , do you , Potter ? well , you'II miss this one . If you close your doors before 6 p.m ... . you will never reopen . [click] BILLY : George , was it a nice wedding ? Gosh , I wanted @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one off now . GEORGE : Now ... just remember that this thing is n't as black as it appears . [Sirens] GEORGE : I have some news for you , folks . I just talked to Potter ... and he 's guaranteed cash payments for the bank . The bank will reopen next week . ED : But , George , I got my money here . CHARLIE : Did he guarantee this place ? GEORGE : No , charlie . We do n't need Potter over here . CHARLIE : Then I'II take mine now . GEORGE : No , but you 're -- You 're thinking of this place all wrong ... as if I had the money back in a safe . The money 's not here . Your money 's in Joe 's house and in the Kennedy house ... and Mrs . MackIin 's house and a hundred others . You 're lending them the money to build ... and they'II pay it back as best they can . Are you going to foreclose on them ? TOM : I got $242 in here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ GEORGE : OK , Tom , all right . You sign this . You'II get your money in 60 days . TOM : 60 days ? GEORGE : That 's what you agreed when you bought your shares . - Tom , did you get your money ? - No . RANDALL : Potter pays 50 cents on the dollar for every share . - 50 cents ? - Cash . TOM : well , what do you say ? GEORGE : You have to stick to your original agreement . Give us 60 days . - OK , randall . - Are you going to Potter 's ? TOM : Better to get half than nothing . GEORGE : Tom ! Tom ! randall ! Wait . Now , listen to me . I beg of you not to do this . If Potter gets ahold of this building and Loan ... there'II never be another decent house built in this town . He 's got charge of the bank ... the bus line , the department stores ... and now he 's after us . Why ? Because @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ why . He wants to keep you living in his slums ... and paying the kind of rent he decides . Joe , you had one of Potter 's houses . Have you forgotten what he charged you for that shack ? Ed , last year when you could n't make your payments ... you did n't lose your house . You think Potter would 've let you keep it ? Ca n't you understand what 's happening here ? Do n't you see what 's happening ? Potter is n't selling , Potter 's buying ! And why ? Because we 're panicky , and he 's not . He 's picking up some bargain . We can get through this thing all right . We 've got to stick together , though . We 've got to have faith in each other . WOMAN : But my husband has n't worked in over a year . SECOND WOMAN : How will I Iive until the bank opens ? - I got doctor bills to pay . - I need cash ! MARY : How much do you need @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will tide us over till the bank reopens . AII right , Tom , how much do you need ? TOM : $242 . GEORGE : Tom , just enough to tide you over . TOM : I'II take $242 . - There you are . - that'll close my account . Your account 's still here . That 's a Ioan . - AII right , Ed . - I got $300 here . What will it take until the bank opens ? ED : well , I suppose $20 . GEORGE : Twenty dollars . Now you 're talking . Thanks , Ed . Mrs . Thompson , how much do you want ? MRS . THOMPSON : But it 's your own money . GEORGE : Never mind . How much do you want ? MRS . THOMPSON : $20 , and I'II sign the paper . GEORGE : You do n't have to sign anything . I know you . Pay it when you can . AII right . Miss Davis ? could I have 17.50 ? GEORGE : bless your heart . Of course you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : We 're going to make it . They'II never close us up today ! GEORGE : Five , four ... three , two ... one ... bingo ! We made it ! close the door , Eustace ! We 've still got 2 bucks left . Let 's have some of that . Let 's celebrate ! Get some glasses , TiIIy . We 're a couple of financial wizards . BILLY : Those RockefeIIers ! GEORGE : Get a tray for these two important simoIeons . BILLY : we'll save ' em for seed . A toast ! GEORGE : A toast to Mama dollar and Papa dollar ... and if you want to keep us in business ... you 'd better have a family real quick . TILLY : I wish they were rabbits . GEORGE : Let 's put them in the safe and see what happens . **29;900;TOOLONG EUSTACE : folks , wedding cigars . GEORGE : Oh-oh . Wedding . holy mackerel , I 'm married . Where 's Ma - - Mary ! Oh , poor Mar - - Look , I got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I wonder if Ernie 's still here ? TILLY : George , there 's a call for you . GEORGE : will you get my wife on the phone ? TILLY : Mrs . bailey is on the phone . I do n't want Mrs . bailey . I want my wife . Mrs . bailey . That 's - - that 's my wife . Here , I'II take it in here . Mary ? hello . Listen , dear , I 'm sorry . Huh ? Come home ? What home ? 320 Sycamore ? Whose home is that ? The WaIdorf hotel , huh ? MAN : That 's company posters . The company wo n't like this . BERT : How would you Iike to get a ticket ? Is n't there any romance in you ? MAN : Sure , I had it , but I got rid of it . BERT : Who wants to see liver pills on their honeymoon ? What we want is romantic places , beautiful places . places George wants to go . ERNIE : [whistling] Hey , Bert @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get this up . He 's coming ! MAN : Who ? BERT : The groom , idiot ! This is their honeymoon . MAN : What are they , ducks ? - Get that ready . - AII right , all right . - Hurry up ! - I 'm hurrying ' ! ERNIE : Hiya , Geo - - Good evening , sir . Entrez , monsieur . Entrez . **33;931;TOOLONG welcome home , Mr . bailey . GEORGE : well , I'II ... Mary , where did you -- BERT AND ERNIE : [Singing] I Iove you truly . truly , dear . Life with its shadow ... GEORGE : Oh , Mary . BERT AND ERNIE : Life with its tear . Remember the night we broke some windows in this old house ? This is what I wished for . GEORGE : You 're wonderful . BERT AND ERNIE : I Iove you truly . truly , dear . MAN : Martini , you rented a new house ? MARTINI : Rent ? [Laughs] You hear what he say , Mr . bailey ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ own my own house . No more we live like pigs in Potter 's field . GEORGE : Mary , bring the baby . GEORGE : I'II take the kids in the car . MARTINI : Thank you , Mr . bailey . GEORGE : AII right , kids . Get in here . One at a time . Get up in the seat . MARY : Sit down , honey . You must be careful . MARY : I'II hold it . GEORGE : AII in ? MARTINI : [Singing] sole mio ... Stanfronte a te ... O sole mio . GEORGE : Mr . and Mrs . Martini , welcome home . SAM : Look at old George . He 's always making a speech . Hee-haw ! GEORGE : That 's Sam Wainwright . MARY : Oh , who cares ? Bread . That this house may never know hunger . salt . That life may always have flavor . GEORGE : And wine . That joy and prosperity may reign forever . Enter the Martini castle . REINEMAN : Mr . Potter , it 's no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ collector ... but you ca n't laugh off this bailey Park anymore . [Intercom_buzzes] SECRETARY : Congressman BIatz is here , sir . POTTER : tell the congressman to wait . Go on . REINEMAN : 15 years ago ... a half dozen houses here and there . squirrels , buttercups , daisies . I used to hunt rabbits there myself . Look at it today . Dozens of the prettiest little homes ... 90% owned by suckers who used to pay rent to you . Your Potter 's field is becoming just that . The local yokels ... are making with those David and goliath wisecracks . POTTER : Even though they know ... the baileys never made a dime out of it ? REINEMAN : The BaiIeys were all chumps . Every home is worth twice ... what it cost the building and Loan to build . If I were you -- POTTER : You are not me . REINEMAN : It 's no skin off my nose . But one day , this bright young man ... will ask George bailey for a job . bailey family @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ SECRETARY : Yes ? POTTER : Come in here . SAM : We stopped at the new factory ... then we 're driving to florida . WOMAN : Have them join us . SAM : Sure . Why do n't you drive down with us ? GEORGE : Oh , I 'm afraid I could n't get away , Sam . SAM : still got the nose to the grindstone . I offered to let George in on the ground floor in plastics ... and he turned me down . GEORGE : Do n't rub it in . SAM : I guess we 'd better run along . WOMAN : Happy to have met you , Mary . SAM : So long , George . MARY : Bye , Sam . Have fun ! GEORGE : Thanks for dropping around . - Hee-haw ! - Hee-haw ! GEORGE : Thank you , sir . That 's quite a cigar . POTTER : You like it ? I'II send you a box . GEORGE : well , I , uh ... I suppose I'II find out sooner or later ... but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : That 's what I Iike so much about you . I am an old man , and most people hate me ... but I do n't like them either , so that makes it all even . You know just as well as I do ... that I run practically everything in this town ... but the bailey building and Loan . You know I 've been trying to get control or kill it ... but I have n't been able to do it . You have been stopping me . In fact , you have beaten me ... and as anyone can tell you , that takes some doing . Take during the Depression , for instance . You and I were the only one's that kept our heads . You saved the building and Loan . I saved all the rest . Most people say you stole all the rest . POTTER : The envious one's say that - - the suckers . Now , I have stated my side very frankly . Let 's look at your side . A young man ... 27 , 28 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Forty-five . POTTER : Forty-five . Out of which , after supporting your mother ... and paying your bills ... you 're able to keep , say , 10 , if you skimp . A child or two comes along ... and you wo n't be able to save the 10 . If this young man of 28 was an ordinary yokeI ... I 'd say he was doing fine ... but George bailey is not an ordinary yokeI . He is an intelligent , smart , ambitious young man ... who hates his job , who hates the building and Loan ... . almost as much as I do . A young man who 's been dying to get out on his own ... ever since he was born . A young man - - the smartest one in the crowd ... who has to sit by and watch his friends go places ... because he 's trapped into frittering his life away ... playing nursemaid to a Iot of garlic eaters . Do I paint a correct picture , or do I exaggerate ? What 's your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is I want to hire you . Hire me ? POTTER : I want you to run my properties . George , I'II start you out at $20,000 a year . $20,000 a year ? You would n't mind living in the nicest house in town ... buying your wife a Iot of fine clothes ... a couple of business trips to New York a year ... maybe once in a while , Europe ? You would n't mind that , would you ? would I ? You 're not talking to somebody else , are you ? This is me . Remember me ? George bailey . George bailey , right . George bailey , whose ship has just come in ... provided he has enough brains to climb aboard . holy mackerel . well , how about the building and Loan ? Oh , confound it ! Are you afraid of success ? I 'm offering you a three-years contract ... at $20,000 a year starting today . Is it a deal or is n't it ? Mr . Potter , I know I ought to jump at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ possible for you to give me ... twenty-four hours to think it over ? Sure , sure , sure . Go on home and talk about it to your wife . GEORGE : I 'd Iike to do that . POTTER : In the meantime , I'II draw up the papers . OK , George ? OK , Mr . Potter . GEORGE : Now , wait a minute here . I do n't need 24 hours or to talk to anybody . I know right now . The answer is no ! You sit around here and spin your webs ... and you think the world revolves around you . well , it does n't , Mr . Potter . In the vast configuration of things ... I 'd say you 're nothing but a scurvy spider . And that goes for you , too ! And it goes for you , too ! POTTER : You would n't mind ... living in the nicest house in town ... buying your wife a Iot of fine clothes ... going on a couple of business trips to New York ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know what I'II do tomorrow and the next day ... and next year and the year after that . I 'm shaking the dust of this town off my feet ... and I 'm going to see the world . Then I'II build things -- I'II build airfields . Skyscrapers 100 stories high . A bridge a mile long . What is it you want , Mary ? You want the moon ? Say the word ... I'II throw a lasso around it and pull her down for you . MARY : [Singing] buffalo gal , wo n't you come out tonight ? Wo n't you come out tonight ? Wo n't you come out tonight ? buffalo gal , wo n't you come out tonight ... And ... - Hi . - Hi . Mary Hatch ... Why in the world did you ever marry a guy like me ? MARY : To keep from being an old maid . GEORGE : You could have married Sam Wainwright ... and anybody else in town . MARY : I did n't want to marry anybody else in town . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We did n't even have a honeymoon . I promised you - - Your what ? MARY : My baby . GEORGE : Your b - - your - - your ... Mary , you on the nest ? MARY : George bailey Iassos stork . GEORGE : Lassos a stork ? well ... You mean , y-you 're ... What is it , a boy or a girl ? MARY : Mm-hmm . JOSEPH : Now you 've probably already guessed ... that George never leaves Bedford falls . CLARENCE : No . JOSEPH : Mary had her baby , a boy . Then she had another one , a girl . Day after day , she worked ... remaking the old GranviIIe house into a home . Night after night ... George came back late from the office . JOSEPH : Potter was bearing down hard . JOSEPH : Then came a war . Ma bailey and Mrs . Hatch ... joined the Red Cross and sewed . Mary had two more babies ... but found time to run the USO . Sam Wainwright made a fortune in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ draft board . POTTER : 1-A . 1-A . 1-A . JOSEPH : Gower and uncle billy sold war bonds . Bert the cop was wounded in North Africa . Got the silver Star . Ernie the taxi driver parachuted into France . Marty helped capture the Remagen bridge . Harry ? Harry bailey topped them all . A Navy flier , he shot down 15 planes ... two of them as they were about to crash ... into a transport full of soldiers . CLARENCE : Yes , but George ? JOSEPH : George ? 4-F on account of his ear ... George fought the battle of Bedford falls . GEORGE : hold on ! hold on now ! Do n't you know there 's a war on ? JOSEPH : Air raid warden ... [blows_whistle] JOSEPH : Paper drives , scrap drives ... rubber drives . Like everybody else ... on V-E Day , he wept and prayed . On V-J Day , he wept and prayed again . FRANKLIN : Joseph , now show him what happened today . JOSEPH : Yes , sir . The day @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... GEORGE : Hey , Ernie , look at that . ERNIE : It 's going to snow again . GEORGE : What do you mean ? Look at the headline ! ERNIE : I know , George , and it 's marvelous . GEORGE : Commander Harry bailey . Mr . Gower , look at this . This is for you . That 's for you . See you again . BILLY : Hey ! Be sure you spell the name right . GEORGE : Yeah ! Extra ! Read all about it . EUSTACE : George , it 's Harry from Washington . He reversed the charges . It 's OK , is n't it ? GEORGE : Reversed the charges ? Of course . For a hero ? Harry , you old son of a gun , congratulations . How 's Mother standing it ? What do you know ? Mother had lunch with the president 's wife . TILLY : Wait till Martha hears about this . EUSTACE : What did they eat ? GEORGE : What did they eat ? You should see what they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ flying Mother home this afternoon . EUSTACE : In a plane ? GEORGE : What ? uncle billy . Has uncle billy come in yet ? TILLY : He stopped at the bank . GEORGE : He 's not here right now -- EUSTACE : George , that man is here again . - What man ? - Bank examiner . GEORGE : Harry , talk to Eustace for a minute . I'II be right back . Good morning , sir . Carter , bank examiner . Mr . Carter , Merry Christmas . - Merry Christmas . - We 're excited around here . My brother got the congressional medal of Honor . The president just decorated him . CARTER : I guess they do those things . I trust you had a good year . GEORGE : Good year ? Between you and me , Mr . Carter , we 're broke . CARTER : Very funny . GEORGE : Ahem . Come in here , Mr . Carter . CARTER : I should n't wonder when you OK reverse charges ... on personal Iong-distance calls . TILLY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No . He wants to talk to uncle billy . CARTER : If you'II cooperate , I 'd Iike to finish by tonight . I want to spend Christmas with my family . GEORGE : I do n't blame you . Step in here . we'll fix you up . BILLY : December 24 . 8,000 . MEN : Merry Christmas , Mr . Potter ! BILLY : Good morning , Mr . Potter . What 's the news ? well , well , well . ' ? Harry bailey wins congressional medal . ' ? That would n't be one of the bailey boys ? You just ca n't keep those BaiIeys down . POTTER : How does slacker George feel about that ? BILLY : Very jealous . He only lost three buttons off his vest . George would have gotten two if he had gone . POTTER : Bad ear . BILLY : Some people like George had to stay home . Not every heel was in Germany and Japan . HORACE : Good morning , Mr . bailey . BILLY : Good morning . HORACE : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You forgot something . - What ? - Are n't you making a deposit ? BILLY : Sure . Sure I am . HORACE : It 's customary to bring the money with you . BILLY : Oh , shucks . I ... I , uh ... HORACE : How about that finger ? POTTER : bailey . Take me back there . Hurry up . Come on . Look sharp . Take me back . GEORGE : Make yourself at home . I'II get those books . hello , Vi . George , can I see you for a second ? GEORGE : Of course . Come in my office . uncle billy , talk to Harry on the telephone . TILLY : Hurry up . Long distance . EUSTACE : Here 's Harry on the phone ! TILLY : Your nephew , remember ? - Here he is . - Hurry up . BILLY : hello . Yes , Harry . Yes , everything 's fine . I should have my head examined . $8,000 . It 's got to be somewhere . GEORGE : Ah , that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . If I had any character , I 'd -- GEORGE : It takes character to leave your hometown . No , George , do n't -- Here . You 're broke , are n't you ? I know , but -- Do you want to hock your furs and that hat ? You want to walk to New York ? They charge for meals and rent just the same as Bedford falls . That 's a Ioan . That 's my business - - building and Loan . Besides , you'II get a job . Good luck to you . I 'm glad I know you , George bailey . - Say hello to New York for me . - Sure I will . GEORGE : Let 's hear from you once in a while . What 's the matter ? Merry Christmas , Vi . Merry Christmas , George . CARTER : Mr . BaiIey -- GEORGE : I 'm sorry . I'II be right with you . uncle billy in ? TILLY : He 's in his office . GEORGE : Unc - - What 's going @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He 's here ? GEORGE : Yeah . He wants the accounts payabIe -- What 's the matter with you ? BILLY : Come here . - Eustace ? - Yeah ? GEORGE : Come here a minute . Did you see uncle billy with any cash last night ? EUSTACE : He was counting it before we closed up . GEORGE : Look , did you buy anything ? BILLY : Nothing , not even a stick of gum . GEORGE : AII right . we'll go over every step you took . BILLY : This way . [Honk] GEORGE : Did you put the envelope in your pocket ? BILLY : Maybe , maybe , maybe . GEORGE : I do n't want any maybe ! We 've got to find that money ! Do you realize what will happen if we do n't ? Do you have any secret hiding place in the house ? BILLY : I 've gone over the whole house ... even in rooms locked since I lost Laura . GEORGE : Listen to me ! Think ! BILLY : I ca n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . GEORGE : Where 's that money , you silly , stupid old fool ? Do you realize what this means ? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison ! That 's what it means ! One of us is going to jail ! It 's not going to be me ! playing Hark ! The herald angels Sing [Door_slams] - hello , darling . - hello , Daddy . MARY : How do you Iike it ? GEORGE : Ah-choo ! - bless you ! - bless you ! MARY : Did you bring the wreath ? GEORGE : What wreath ? MARY : The Christmas wreath for the window . GEORGE : I Ieft it at the office . - Is it snowing ? - Yeah , it just started . MARY : Where 's your coat and hat ? GEORGE : At the office . MARY : What 's the matter ? GEORGE : Nothing 's the matter . Everything 's all right . [Tommy_roars] MARY : You 're a big boy . You can get this star up ... way up at the top . There @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there . [Tommy_roars] MARY : Is n't it wonderful about Harry ? We 're famous , George . Bet I had 50 calls today about the parade , the banquet . Your mother 's so excited , sh -- GEORGE : Must she keep playing that ? JANIE : I have to practice it for the party tonight , Daddy . PETE : Mom said we can stay up and sing carols . TOMMY : Can you sing , Daddy ? MARY : Better hurry and shave . The families will be here soon . GEORGE : families ? I do n't want the families over here ! MARY : Come in the kitchen with me while I finish dinner . TOMMY : ' Scuse me ! ' Scuse me ! MARY : Have a hectic day ? GEORGE : Another big red-Ietter day for the baileys . PETE : The Browns have a new car . You should see it . GEORGE : Is n't our car good enough for you ? PETE : Yes , Daddy . TOMMY : ' Scuse me ! ' Scuse me ! GEORGE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . MARY : You 're excused . Now go on upstairs ... and see if little Zuzu wants anything . GEORGE : What 's the matter with Zuzu ? MARY : She 's got a cold . She 's in bed . Caught it coming home from school . They gave her a flower prize . She did n't want to crush it , so she did n't button her coat . GEORGE : What is it ? Sore throat ? MARY : A cold . The doctor says -- GEORGE : The doctor ? MARY : It 's nothing to worry about . Is she running a temperature ? Just a teensy one - - 99.6 . It 's this old house . we'll all have pneumonia . Might as well be living in a refrigerator . Why do we live here and stay around this crummy old town ? George , what 's wrong ? Everything 's wrong . You call this a happy family ? Why do we have to have all these kids ? PETE : Dad , how do you spell frankincense ? GEORGE : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Where are you going ? - To see Zuzu . PETE : I 'm writing a play for tomorrow . MARY : F-r-a-n ... k-i-n ... ZUZU : Hi , Daddy ! GEORGE : What happened to you ? I won a flower . Where do you think you 're going ? Want to give my flower a drink . Give Daddy the flower . I'II give it a drink . Now , here . Look , Daddy ! Paste it ! AII right . Give it here . Now , we'll paste this together here . There . It 's good as new . Now give the flower a drink . Now will you do something for me ? What ? Get some sleep . I 'm not sleepy . I want to look at my flower . I know , but just go to sleep ... and then you can dream about it ... and it'll be a whole garden . It will ? Uh-huh . [telephone_rings] - telephone ! - telephone ! MARY : I'II get it . [Ring] MARY : hello ? Yes , this is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . WeIch . She'II be all right . The doctor said she should be out of bed ... in time for Christmas dinner . GEORGE : Is that Zuzu 's teacher ? Let me speak to her . hello , Mrs . WeIch ? George bailey . I 'm Zuzu 's father . What kind of a teacher are you , sending her home half naked ? She'II probably end up with pneumonia on account of you ! Is this the sort of thing we pay taxes for ... to have teachers like you - - stupid , careless people ... that send our kids home without any clothes on ? Maybe my kids are n't the best-dressed kids ... and do n't have decent cIothes -- Ah , that stupid ... MARY : hello , Mrs . WeIch . I want to apoIogi -- hello ? She 's hung up ! GEORGE : I'II hang her up ! MR . WELCH : Hey , you ! I'II knock your block off ! GEORGE : hello ! Who 's this ? Oh , Mr . WeIch . That 's fine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wife ! will you get out and let me handle this ? hello ! hello ! What ? Oh , you will , huh ? OK . Any time you think you 're man enough , you -- hello . Any -- Argh ! PETE : How do you spell haIIeIujah ? GEORGE : You think I 'm a dictionary ? Stop that . Janie , have n't you learned that silly tune yet ? You play it over and over again . Stop it ! GEORGE : I 'm sorry , Mary . Janie , I 'm sorry . I ... I did n't mean that . I ... You go on and practice . Pete , I owe you an apology , too , now . I 'm sorry . What do you want to know ? PETE : Nothing , Daddy . GEORGE : What 's the matter with everybody ? Janie , I told you to practice . Go on , play ! JANIE : Oh , Daddy ! MARY : Why must you torture the children ? Why do n't you -- GEORGE : Mary @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Daddy in trouble ? - Yes , Pete . JANIE : shall I pray for him ? MARY : Yes . Pray very hard . - Me , too ? - You , too , Tommy . MARY : hello ? uncle billy ? GEORGE : I 'm in trouble , Mr . Potter . I need help . Through some sort of accident ... my company 's short in their accounts . The bank examiner got there today . I must raise $8,000 immediately . POTTER : Oh , that 's what the reporters wanted . GEORGE : The reporters ? POTTER : They called me from your building and Loan . There 's a man from the D.A . ' s office looking for you . please help me , Mr . Potter . help me , wo n't you , please ? Ca n't you see what it means to my family ? I'II pay any bonus on the Ioan , any interest . If you still want the building and Loan -- POTTER : could it possibly be ... there 's a discrepancy in the books @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I ca n't find it anywhere ! You misplaced $8,000 ? GEORGE : Yes , sir . POTTER : Have you notified the police ? No , sir . I did n't want the publicity . Harry 's homecoming tomorrow -- POTTER : They 're going to believe that one . What have you been doing ... playing the market with the company 's money ? No , sir , I have n't . POTTER : Is it a woman , then ? It 's all over town you 've been giving money to violet Bick . What ? POTTER : Why did you come to me ? Why do n't you ask Sam Wainwright for the money ? He 's in Europe . POTTER : What about your other friends ? They do n't have that kind of money . You 're the only one in town that can help me . POTTER : I 've suddenly become quite important ... but what kind of security would I have ? Have you got any stocks ? No , sir . POTTER : Bonds , real estate , collateral @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ $15,000 policy . POTTER : Yes . How much is your equity in it ? $500 . POTTER : $500 ? And you ask me to lend you 8,000 ? Look at you . You used to be so cocky . You were going to go out and conquer the world . You once called me a warped , frustrated old man . What are you but a warped , frustrated young man ? A miserable little clerk ... crawling in here on your hands and knees ... and begging for help . No securities , no stocks , no bonds - - nothing but a miserable little $500 equity ... in a life insurance policy . Hee hee ! You 're worth more dead than alive . Why do n't you go to the riffraff you love so much ... and ask them to let you have 8,000 ? You know why ? Because they 'd run you out of town on a rail . But I'II tell you what I 'm going to do for you . Since the state examiner is still here ... as a stockholder @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ swear out a warrant for your arrest - - misappropriation of funds , manipulation , malfeasance . AII right , George , go ahead . You ca n't hide in a little town like this . Yeah , bill ? This is Potter . [Singing_in_italian] MARTINI : Ah , Merry Christmas ! glad you come ! MAN : How about some of that good spaghetti ? MARTINI : We got everything . GEORGE : Oh , God ... Oh , God ... Dear Father in heaven ... I 'm not a praying man ... but if you 're up there , and you can hear me ... show me the way . I 'm at the end of my rope . I ... Show me the way , oh , God . NICK : Are you all right , George ? Want somebody to take you home ? MARTINI : Why you drink so much , my friend ? please go home , Mr . bailey . This is Christmas eve . MR . WELCH : bailey ? Which bailey ? NICK : This is Mr . George bailey . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wife like that ... you'II get worse ! She cried for an hour ! It is n't enough she slaves teaching your stupid kids ! You had to bawl her out ! MARTINI : Get out ! MR . WELCH : I want to pay for my drink . MARTINI : Never mind ! Get out of here ! You hit my best friend ! Get out ! NICK : You all right , George ? GEORGE : Who was that ? MARTINI : He gone . No worry . He name is WeIch . He no come into my place no more . GEORGE : Oh , welch . That 's what I get for praying . MARTINI : The last time he come in here . You hear ? GEORGE : Where 's my insurance policy ? Oh , here it is . MARTINI : please no go this way . You no feel good . Sit down and rest ! please no go away ! please ! MAN : What do you think you 're doing ? Now look what you did . My great-grandfather planted this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Come back here , you drunken fool ! Get this car out of here ! [Honk_honk] MAN : What 's the matter with you ? Look where you 're going ! CLARENCE : help ! help ! help ! Aah ! help ! help ! help ! help ! help ! help ! help ! Aah ! Aah ! help ! help ! CLARENCE : I did n't have time to get some stylish underwear . My wife gave me this on my last birthday . I passed away in it . Tom Sawyer 's drying out , too . You should read the new book Mark Twain 's writing now . TOLLKEEPER : How did you happen to fall in ? CLARENCE : I did n't fall in . I jumped in to save George . GEORGE : You what ? To save me ? CLARENCE : I did , did n't I ? You did n't go through with it . - With what ? - Suicide . It 's against the Iaw to commit suicide around here . It 's against the Iaw where I come from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Heaven . I had to act quickly . That 's why I jumped in . I knew if I were drowning , you 'd try to save me . You see , you did , and that 's how I saved you . GEORGE : Very funny . CLARENCE : Your lip 's bleeding , George . Yeah . I got a bust in the jaw in answer to a prayer . No , George . I 'm the answer to your prayer . That 's why I was sent down here . GEORGE : How do you know my name ? CLARENCE : I know all about you . I 've watched you grow up . - Are you a mind reader ? - No . GEORGE : Who are you , then ? clarence Odbody , A-S-2 . GEORGE : Odbody ? A-S-2 ... What 's that , A-S-2 ? angel Second class . Cheerio , my good man . GEORGE : Oh , brother . Gee whiz . I wonder what Martini put in those drinks ? Hey , what 's with you ? What did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want to save me ? That 's what I was sent down for . I 'm your guardian angel . I would n't be a bit surprised . ridiculous to think of killing yourself for money - - $8,000 . Yeah , things like that . How do you know that ? I told you . I 'm your guardian angel . I know everything about you . You look like the kind of angel I 'd get ... sort of a fallen angel . What happened to your wings ? I have n't won them yet . That 's why I 'm an angel second class . I do n't know whether I Iike it much ... being seen with an angel without any wings . I 've got to earn them , and you'II help me . Sure , sure . How ? By letting me help you . only one way you can help me . Do you happen to have 8,000 bucks on you ? No . We do n't use money in heaven . That 's right . I keep forgetting . Comes in pretty @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tut . I found it out a little late . I 'm worth more dead than alive . You must n't talk like that . I wo n't get my wings with that attitude . You just do n't know all that you 've done . If it had n't been for you -- Yeah , everybody would be a Iot better off - - my wife , my kids , and my friends . little fellow , go off and haunt somebody else . Now , you do n't understand . I 've got my job -- Oh , shut up , will you ? Oh , this is n't going to be so easy . Yeah . So you still think killing yourself ... would make everyone feel happier , right ? well , I do n't know . I guess you 're right . I suppose it would 've been better if I 'd never been born . What ? I wish I 'd never been born ! Oh , you must n't say things like that . You -- Wait a minute , wait a minute @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Yeah , that'll do it . AII right . You 've got your wish . You 've never been born . [Wind_blows] CLARENCE : You do n't have to make all that fuss about it ! What did you say ? You 've never been born . You do n't exist . You have n't a care - - no worries , no obligations ... no $8,000 to get , no sheriff looking for you . GEORGE : Say something else in that ear . CLARENCE : Sure , you can hear out of it . I have n't heard out of it since I was a kid . Must have been that jump in that cold water . Your lip stopped bleeding , too , George . well , what do you know about that ? What 's happening ? It stopped snowing out there , did n't it ? What 's happened here ? What I need 's a couple of good , stiff drinks . How about you , angel ? You want a drink ? Ha ha ha ! GEORGE : As soon as our @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ GEORGE : Stove 's hotter than I thought . Now get your clothes on . we'll stroll up to my car and get -- Sorry . I'II stroll , you fly . CLARENCE : I ca n't fly ! I have n't got my wings ! GEORGE : Yeah , that 's right . CLARENCE : What 's the matter ? GEORGE : This is where I Ieft my car , and it is n't here . CLARENCE : You have no car . GEORGE : well , I had one . It was right here . I guess somebody moved it . Oh , say , hey , uh ... where 's my car ? MAN : I beg your pardon ? GEORGE : I own the car that ran into your tree . MAN : What tree ? GEORGE : What tree ? This tree ! I ran into it . Cut a big gash in the side of it there . MAN : You must mean two other trees . You had me worried . One of the oldest trees in pottersville . GEORGE : PottersviIIe ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Do n't you think I know where I Iive ? What 's the matter with you ? GEORGE : What 's the matter with me ? well ... Either I 'm off my nut or he is ... Or you are . ' Tis n't me . GEORGE : Maybe I Ieft the car at Martini 's . Come on , gabriel . clarence . GEORGE : clarence . clarence . GEORGE : Go on in . Martini 's a friend of mine . There 's a place to sit down . Sit down . Nick , hey , where 's Martini ? NICK : Want a martini ? GEORGE : No . Where 's Martini , your boss ? I 'm the boss . Want a drink or not ? GEORGE : AII right . double bourbon , quick . NICK : OK . What 's yours ? CLARENCE : I was just thinking , uh ... it 's been so long since I -- NICK : Look , Mister , I 'm waitin ' for you to make up your mind . CLARENCE : That 's a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ rum punch . No . It 's not cold enough for that . Wait a minute . I got it ! MuIIed wine ... heavy on the cinnamon , light on the cloves . Off , me lad , and be lively . NICK : Hey , look , mister , we serve hard drinks ... for men who want to get drunk fast . We do n't need characters around for atmosphere . Is that clear , or do I have to slip you my left ? CLARENCE : What 's he talking about ? GEORGE : Uh , Nick , just give him the same as mine . He 's OK . NICK : OK . GEORGE : What 's the matter with him ? I never saw Nick act like that before . CLARENCE : You'II see a Iot of strange things from now on . GEORGE : Oh , yeah ... Hey , little fella ... you worry me , you know ? You got someplace to sleep ? - No . - You do n't , huh ? - You got any money ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ river . CLARENCE : I jumped to save you , so I could get my wings . [bell_rings] Uh-oh . [Ding] Somebody 's just made it . Made what ? Every time you hear a bell ring ... it means some angel 's just got his wings . GEORGE : Look , uh ... I think maybe , uh ... you better not mention getting your wings around here . Why ? Do n't they believe in angels ? Uh ... GEORGE : Yeah , uh , they believe ... CLARENCE : Why should they be surprised when they see one ? GEORGE : well ... he never grew up . He 's , uh - - How old are you anyway , clarence ? CLARENCE : 293 , uh ... next May . NICK : That does it . Out you two pixies go ... through the door or out the window ! GEORGE : Nick , what 's wrong ? NICK : Where do you come off calling me Nick ? GEORGE : That 's your name . NICK : What 's that got to do with it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Rummy ! Come here , come here . Did n't I tell you never to panhandle here ? [Laughter] GEORGE : Mr . Gower . Mr . Gower . What - - what -- Mr . Gower , it 's George bailey . Do n't you know me ? No . No . NICK : Throw him out . GEORGE : Mr . Gower ! Hey , what is -- Is n't that Mr . Gower , the druggist ? NICK : That 's another reason not to like you . That rum-head spent 20 years in jail ... for poisoning a kid . You must be a jailbird yourself . Show these gentlemen the door . MAN : This way , gentlemen . MAN : Stay out . [Ding] NICK : Get me . I 'm givin ' out wings . [Laughter] CLARENCE : See , you were n't there to stop Gower ... from putting that poison into the capsules . GEORGE : What do you mean , I was n't there ? I remember distinctIy -- GEORGE : What 's going on around here ? Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Look , who are you ? I told you , George . I 'm your guardian angel . Yeah , yeah . You told me that . What else are you ? What , are you a hypnotist ? CLARENCE : No . Of course not . Then why am I seeing these strange things ? CLARENCE : Do n't you understand ? It 's because you were not born . If I was n't born , who am I ? CLARENCE : You 're nobody . You have no identity . Oh , what do you mean ? My name 's George bailey . CLARENCE : There is no George bailey . You have no papers ... no cards , no driver 's license ... no 4-F card , no insurance policy . They 're not there , either . What ? Zuzu 's petals . You 've been given a great gift - - a chance to see what the world would be like without you . Wait a minute here . Wait a minute here . This is some sort of a funny dream . So @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : Home ? What home ? GEORGE : Now , shut up ! Cut it out ! You - - you 're crazy ! That 's what I think . You 're driving me crazy , too . I 'm seeing things . I 'm going home and see my wife and family , understand ? And I 'm going home alone . How am I doing , Joseph ? Thanks . No , I did n't have a drink . [Music_playing] [Siren] GEORGE : Where 'd the building and Loan move to ? - building and what ? - The bailey building and Loan . POLICEMAN : That went out of business years ago . VIOLET : That sailor 's a liar ! I know every big shot in this town ! I'II have you kicked off the poIice -- GEORGE : Hey , violet ! Hey , hey ! Listen . That 's violet Bick . I know that girl ! POLICEMAN : Take a walk . Beat it . GEORGE : Hey , Ernie ! Ernie , take me home . I 'm going off my nut @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Doggone it ! Do n't you start . You know where ! 320 Sycamore . Now hurry up ! ERNIE : 320 Sycamore ? GEORGE : Yeah . Hurry up ! ERNIE : AII right . GEORGE : Ernie , straighten me out here . I got some bad liquor or something . You 're Ernie Bishop - - you live in bailey Park ... with your wife and kid , right ? You seen my wife ? I 've been to your house ! I Iive in a shack in Potter 's field . My wife ran away and took the kid ... and I ai n't never seen you before . OK . Just step on it . Just get me home ! ERNIE : Is this the place ? GEORGE : Of course it 's the place . ERNIE : This house ai n't been lived in for 20 years . BERT : What 's up , Ernie ? ERNIE : We better keep our eye on him . He 's bats . Mary . Mary ! Tommy ! Pete ! Janie ! Zuzu ! Where are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ children . GEORGE : Where are they ? BERT : Put up your hands . No fast moves . Come on out here . GEORGE : Bert ! Thank heaven you 're here . What 's happened to this house ? Where 's Mary ? Where 's my kids ? ERNIE : Watch him , Bert . GEORGE : Bert , Ernie , what 's the matter ? On my wedding night ... you sang to us on the porch , remember ? ERNIE : I 'd better be going . BERT : Let 's go to a doctor . Everything will be all right . GEORGE : Take me to my mother 's . It 's that fellow there . He says he 's an angel . Tried to hypnotize me . BERT : I hate to do this , but -- Ow ! CLARENCE : Run , George ! BERT : Ow ! CLARENCE : Joseph ! BERT : Oh , shut up . CLARENCE : Oh , Joseph ! Joseph ! BERT : Where 'd he go ? I had him right here . ERNIE : I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go ? help me find him ! [Buzz] MA : well ? Mother . Mother ? What do you want ? Mother , th-this is George . I thought you 'd remember me . George who ? If you want a room , there 's no vacancy . please help me . Something terrible 's happened to me . Something 's happened to everybody . please keep me here until I get over it . Get over what ? I do n't take in strangers . well , I know everybody you know ... Your brother-in-Iaw uncle billy . - You know him ? - Sure I do . - When did you see him last ? - Today . It 's a lie . He 's been in the insane asylum since he lost his business ... and that 's where you belong . Strange , is n't it ? Each man 's life touches so many other lives . When he is n't around , he leaves an awful hole . You 've got me under a spell . I'II get out of it . I know how @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I talked to . You know where he lives ? Sure I know - - in bailey Park ! CLARENCE : Are you sure this is bailey Park ? GEORGE : I 'm not sure of anything anymore . This should be bailey Park ... but where are the houses ? CLARENCE : You were n't here to build them . Your brother Harry bailey broke through the ice ... and drowned at age 9 . That 's a lie . Harry bailey went to war . He saved the lives of every man on that transport . CLARENCE : They died . Harry was n't there to save them ... because you were n't there to save Harry . CLARENCE : You see , George ? You really had a wonderful life . Do n't you see what a mistake it would be ... to throw it away ? - CIarence . - Yes , George ? Where 's Mary ? Oh , well , I ca n't , uh -- GEORGE : I do n't know how you know ... but tell me , where is she ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ please , clarence , tell me ! - You wo n't like it . - Where is she ? She 's an old maid . She never married . Where is she ? She 's just about to close up the library ! There must be some easier way to get my wings . Mary ! Mary ! GEORGE : Mary ! Mary ! Mary ! It 's George . Do n't you know me ? I do n't know you ! Let me go ! Do n't do this to me . Where 's our kids ? I need you ! - Aah ! - help me , Mary ! GEORGE : Let me go ! MARY : help ! help ! MARY : Somebody stop him ! GEORGE : Tom ! Ed ! charlie ! That 's my wife ! Aah ! Aah ! GEORGE : Mary ! - No , you don't . - Somebody call the police . MAN : Somebody hit him with a bottle . SECOND MAN : Get a straitjacket . GEORGE : clarence ! [Siren] clarence ! BERT : Oh , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! [Siren] GEORGE : clarence ! clarence ! clarence ! help me , clarence ! Get me back . Get me back . I do n't care what happens to me . Get me back to my wife and kids . help me , clarence , please . please . I want to live again . I want to live again . I want to live again . please , God . Let me live again . [Cries] BERT : Hey , George ! George ! BERT : You all right ? What 's the matter ? GEORGE : Get out of here , Bert , or I'II hit you again . BERT : What are you yelling for , George ? GEORGE : You -- George ? Bert , do you know me ? BERT : Know you ? You kidding ? I 've been looking all over for you . I saw your car piled into that tree , and I thought -- Hey , your mouth 's bleeding . Sure you 're all right ? GEORGE : What ? Ha ha ha ! My mouth 's bleeding @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's petaIs -- There they are ! Bert ! What do you know about that ? Merry Christmas ! BERT : well , Merry Christmas . GEORGE : Mary ! Mary ! Yay ! Yay ! hello , Bedford falls ! GEORGE : Merry Christmas ! MAN AND WOMAN : Merry Christmas , George ! SECOND MAN : Merry Christmas , George ! GEORGE : Merry Christmas , movie house ! Merry Christmas , emporium ! Merry Christmas ... you wonderful old building and Loan ! Hey ! Merry Christmas , Mr . Potter ! POTTER : Happy new year to you ... in jail . Go on home . They 're waiting for you . GEORGE : Mary ! Mary ! Mary ! well , hello , Mr . Bank Examiner . CARTER : Mr . bailey , there 's a deficit . - I know . $8,000 . - I 've got a paper here ... GEORGE : I'II bet it 's a warrant for my arrest . It 's wonderful ! I 'm going to jail ! Reporters ? Where 's Mary ? Mary ! Look at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mary . Have you seen my wife ? CHILDREN : Merry Christmas , Daddy . GEORGE : Kids ! Pete ! Uh-oh . Kids ! Janie ! Janie ! Tommy ! Let me look at you . Oh , I could eat you up . Where 's your mother ? PETE : She went looking for you . ZUZU : Daddy ! GEORGE : Zuzu , my little gingersnap , how are you ? ZUZU : Fine ! Not a smitch of temperature . GEORGE : Not a smitch of temperature . HaIIeIujah ! MARY : hello . - George ! - Mary ! Mary ! MARY : George , darling , where have you -- Oh , George , George , George . GEORGE : Let me touch you . Are you real ? MARY : George , George . GEORGE : You have no idea what 's happened to me . MARY : You 've no idea what happened -- Come on , George . Come on downstairs . Quick , they 're on their way . Come on . Come on in here now . Stand right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't move . Do n't move . I hear them coming now . It 's a miracle . It 's a miracle . ZUZU : What 's happening ? PETE : Who 's going to come , Daddy ? MARY : Come in , uncle billy . Everybody in here . BILLY : George . Here 's everything right here . Is n't it wonderful ? Mary told some people you were in trouble . They scattered all over town collecting money . Did n't ask any questions . You never saw anything like it -- KEAN : Another run on the bank ? MAN : Here you are , George . Merry Christmas . ERNIE : Do n't crowd . Do n't push . The line forms on the right . More coming , George . Merry Christmas , and God bless you . WOMAN : Merry Christmas . ERNIE : Mr . Martini ! MARTINI : Merry Christmas . ERNIE : Martini ! Step right up there . MARTINI : I busted the jukebox , too . [Laughter] ERNIE : Oh , Mr . Gower ! GOWER @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ VIOLET : I 'm not going to go , George . I changed my mind . ERNIE : Oh , Annie ! ANNIE : I been saving this money for a divorce ... if ever I get a husband . [Laughter] MR . WELCH : Here you are , George . I got the faculty up . Here 's something to play with . MAN : I have a home because of you . ERNIE : Just a minute . Just a minute . Quiet , everybody . Now get this - - it 's from London . ' ? Mr . Gower cabIed you need cash . Stop . ' ? My office instructed to advance you ... ' ? up to $25,000 . Stop . ' ? Hee-haw and Merry Christmas . Sam Wainwright . ' ? [Crowd_cheers] MARY : Mr . Martini , how about some wine ? [Piano_plays] Hark ! The herald angels sing ... glory to the newborn king . Peace on earth and mercy mild ... God and sinners reconciled . joyful , all ye nations , rise . Join the triumph of the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in bethlehem . ERNIE : Harry bailey ! HARRY : George , you old son of a gun . GEORGE : Harry ! Harry ! BERT : I drove as quick as I could . The fool flew here in a blizzard . MA : Your banquet in New York ? HARRY : I Ieft when I got Mary 's telegram . Good idea , Ernie . A toast ! To my brother George - - the richest man in town . [Crowd_cheers] should auld acquaintance be forgot ... And never brought to mind . should auld acquaintance ... Be forgot ... And days of auld lang syne . MARY : What 's that ? GEORGE : That 's a Christmas present ... from a very dear friend of mine . [bell_rings] ZUZU : Look , Daddy ! Teacher says every time a bell rings ... an angel gets his wings . GEORGE : That 's right . That 's right . Atta boy , clarence . AuId lang syne . For auld lang syne , my dear ... For auld lang syne ... we'll drink a cup of kindness @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cup of kindness yet ... For auld lang syne . [Ringing]

@@5215541 Teela , my child . You must take this stone to the Paladin at Sung Hill . I am too old to make the journey . Run ! Run ! Teela ! Teela ! Where ... is the stone ? You will never find it ! Run , Teela ! The Goddess will not let me die . Find help . We should n't doing this . Nonsense . Gentle ... or we 'll go ... pooh ! - This-this one here ? - Mm-hm . - OK . - Softly ! - I ca n't ! - Pour . - Nothing 's happening . We should stop . - Ah-ah ... and I would pour the rest in . Oh ! Now , begin ! Ah , that 's it . I do n't know what went wrong . I think I need more Basilisk blood . No ! What 's that smell ? ! Take care of this . You brought some down there , boy ? I 'll strip your hide from you ! Out of my way , gimp ! You clumsy bitch ! You 're not worth the gruel it costs to feed you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Here ! Take this into town . Get coin , from the wizard And I want you back before first watch ! I do n't want any trouble with the guards . - I 'll go . - No , your leg ... You wo n't get back before dark . They 'll catch you and ... they 'll brand you as a runaway . I mastered the vision spell you gave me . Although , I-I think it could 've ... used some more Basilisk blood . And what the Basilisk blood project ? An eagle . That 's fascinating . I 'm certain Basilisk blood would result in a fireball . Think I 'm ready for more spells . Really ? What kind of spells ? Healing . I 'm not a holy man . You need a healer . Magic ... is not an art of faith , but of understanding . However ... I do have something for you . Bring me that pile of parchment . There , a displacement spell . It 's very useful , but do n't use it on living objects @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to be living . What are you doing ? I 'm leaving . These things not safe to be left here . Nothing , is safe here anymore . You 're leaving ? There 's too many eyes , too much ... lust for power . I 've stayed too long . Take me with you . You 've a strong mind Marek ... and a gift for learning . You could teach me . You could buy me and you could teach me . There 's an inn ... It 's just outside of town . You ask for Hammerhead . You 'll find the experience that you lack , there and someone ... will be in need of a conjurer . I ca n't . I 'd be alone ... a runaway . Hunted down and hanged . You 're a fighter , Marek . It would be a shame to see that flame go out . - But , I ca ... - No . It 's getting dark and you must go . It 's almost night . Here , it 's for the hogs ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ only friend . The only one who could help me . Good friends are n't so hard to find . Our paths will cross again . Now ... haste . It 's after first watch and the guards will looking for slaves breaking curfew . - What is it ? - Adventurers , they have dragon heads . The first watch ! Watch where you 're going , gimp ! Ohh ... ho-ho-ho-ho-ho . What do we think of this , huh ? Oh , slave girl , huh ? But you 're not so young . I could sell you as a 15 year old . Mmm ... - 16 years old , no right leg ? - No ! No ! But it 's your twisted foot ... it 's not my type . But some man , mmm , some man may pay extra for a girl like you . No ! Take her to the den . Take her ! No ! No . - Let go ! Let go ! Let go ! - Ohh ! And find out who owns the rights , in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ My slave , she ran away ... but I caught her . No ! He 's lying ! Your slave 's out past first watch . She 'll have to come with me . Like , I said ... my slave girl ran away ... and I found her . There 's no harm done here . That 's for your troubles . What 's her name ? Kill him ! Ah , you ... bitch ! I will find you ! You , uh ... you just do n't know who I am , do you ? I have a general idea . If you cross me , you will pay ! You thrust this in with some force , my lady . The effect ... was nearly disastrous . Papers ! - What are you carrying ? - Nae but straw . Move along . Move along . Get off me ! A thousand pardons , my lady . I ca n't help myself . Beautiful girl ... intimate moment in the straw ... But , alas , work calls . The magistrate is n't going to cuckhold @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - The coins ... - Hey , stop ! You there , stop ! Hey ! Oh , no ! No ! No ! Who 's the man here ? Does this belong to you ? Yes . I trust this can be forgotten ! You led the Vitalian Guard to this house ? ! Where 's my coin ? I 'm sorry , I was robbed , and ... Are you trying to make a fool of me , girl ? You managed that , yourself . You 're finished here ! Yes , I wanted you clean , so I could keep your price up ! Now , I 'll just take what 's mine ! Sell whatever 's left of you ... to the whorehouse ! What was that ? - I ... I do n't mean ... - You used no powders and you said no words . It-it was like no magic I 've ever seen before . - Where is she ? - Witch ! Conjurer ! I have to go . I 'm going to Hammerhead 's inn . Come with me . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I made it . It 'll help you run . I do n't have your courage . I - I would never make it . Come on , go . Quick . Goodbye , Egan . Go . Make sure she stays out . I wo n't be sayin ' it again ! No fighting ' blades in the establishment ! Feed that mess to the pigs . A round of drinks for the Blood Clan ! On the house ! Hammerhead ! Move it along , nowl ! Hammerhead ! I 'm going to assume that you 're new here and that this is a gift ... so that Orc over there does n't have to polish the blood off the blade of my ax , again . - I 'm looking for work . - Then talk to Narnie , over there . No ... adventuring work ! I want a chance at a bounty . I do magic . Ohhh ! Why did n't you say so ? A magician ! Well ! I had no idea ! And all this time I 've been payin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Now get out before my temper 's ... - Ahh ! In the name of the goddess , Anisette , I demand audience with Orin Tuck ! - Fyekin ' women tonight ! - You are Orin Tuck ? Hammerhead 's what they be callin ' me now . I am Teela , of the order of Anisette , sent to plead your help . Orcs raided my temple , two nights past and my people were slain , or taken by foul beasts . I seek heroes to win their freedom . Have you any gold ? I ... have some . 200 silver . That 's not gold . Please , you and your kind were friends to the order , in times of old . Times of old are olden times , now . And those heroes lie shriveled , in the dirt . I 've no use for causes ! And neither does any man here , today . They have my sister ! Does any lad here want to help save this lass 's sister , who was kidnapped by a band or marauding Orcs @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the door . I suggest you use it . If I just fyekin ' saw who I think I fyekin ' saw ... she better be here to sell herself as a whore ! I will take that bounty ! I 'm forming a team . Any of you are welcome to join my team . I ... bring the skill ... of magic . Careful , she has magic ! Wait ! You need help . In there ... I-I heard you . You nee ... you need help . I require seasoned adventurers ... heroes , even . Not young girls . I have a team ! You have a limp . No one else will help you . Hammerhead said it . The mission is too dangerous and ... you have too little to pay . And you ... you do not fear it ? No . - Should I ? - Yes . 200 silver pieces ... full sum upon completion . It will be dangerous . But with a care , a man just might survive it . You wo n't regret it . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fourth watch . We meet at the stone circle , at dawn . I know you . You 're that slave girl that got me thrown into this cage . Marek . That pimp has some influential friends in my regiment . I 'm here to free you . All I need is for you to swear an oath to me . Why not ? I need a swordsman , for a bounty . Join me and we 'll win it together . You 're joking ! You 're not joking . Long ago , I swore an oath , to the Vitalian Empire . That oath , took me across the world , and into this cage . I 'm done with oaths . I saw you in the alley . You ... you 're a brave man . - I would n't go that far . - No more masters , no magistrates ! We-we 'll create our own destinies . And what would those destinies hold for us , little varmint ? A life with dignity . Well , friend ... for a life of dignity ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Maybe one of them has the key ! Reckless balls ... ! Name 's Thane . We need a thief . It 's Thor 's day . I believe there 's one coupling with my commander 's wife . Well , there 's our thief . Pssst ! Boy ! Boy ! Boy ! Go around the corner and tell the guards you saw a man climb into that window . What 's on your leg ? Go ! What is that on your leg ? Oh ! My husband 's back ! Take these ! Go ! Go ! Go ! No-no-no ! Do n't hurt me ! What is that thing on your foot ? Where 's my money ? - I have no idea what you 're talking about . - In the hay wagon . I meet a lot of women in the hay . No offense , but , I ... ca n't say as I remember you , sweetheart ! Wait , it 's coming to me . What manner of insult is it you bring to me ? ! To this house @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Can we maybe discuss this somewhere else ? Take your time , pal . Alright ... alright . Given my very ... limited ... knowledge on thieves , I would assume you money is gone . Gambled away , or spent on very , very expensive women . You bastard ! Most probably . I 'm sorry , sweetheart . I 'm a harder catch than that . We 're here to make you an offer . Guads ! Guards ! I can just ... I need you for one mission . No chance , milady . Then we 'll let the magistrate have you , and she keeps her clothes . - What 's the pay ? - 50 silver . 100 ! - 100 ! - Is now really the time to haggle ? - 75 . - What ? - Have him destroyed ! - I 'm in ! We 're here . Weh-heh-heh-hell , well ... allow me ! Dagen . - And you are ? - Teela , from the order of Anisette . A holy woman ? ! A little girl , a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bless our worthy cause . Charming . There is an Orc encampment 10 leagues east . My sister is held there . We will rescue her under cover of night . You and I , under the covers , at night ? I like it . Except without the dress . All done up in ... why do n't you stick out like a lily in a pile of pig shite ? - Done . Up ! - Should we head out ? My white robes symbolize purity and show my dedication to the goddess , Anisette . And I will not be spoken to like one of your common whores . Speak to ladies like whores , and whores , like ladies . Surprising what you get from both . I 've ten leagues , yet , before I test this blade . Do n't push me off . The goddess leads us . " The goddess leads us . " Ten leagues . Maybe we should take a look around , down there . See if they ... missed anything valuable . They are my friends and teachers @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the trail ? Let 's keep moving . What is that smell ? We 're to stay downwind . Keep low ... and quiet . That 's a lot of orcs . Right . Time to go home . If we fight , we die . I have a plan . I 'll create a distraction . The meadow . Draw them out that way . Get them to chase us . - Then Dagen will run in and ... - Oh , hey , no ! Like hell I will ! You out of your nut ? Those are n't imaginary Orcs that your grandmother told you about , to lull you to sleep , sweetheart . Those are real , bloodthirsty , musclebound animals . And we only have one musclebound animal . I can conjure a distraction . There 's a lot of Orcs down there . Fine ! Well , then , thief , you 're going to slip into the water , quietly ... hop into those cages and find out which one has Teela 's sister in it . - Mmm . - Then @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Well , what about freeing the other captives ? - Yeah , why not ? And while I 'm at it , I 'll swipe some teeth from the biggest gooch 's mouth . - Forget it ! - If anything happens , we 'll attack ... causing a distraction . It 's a good plan . Naturally ! And what about that guard , down there by the cages ? Maybe I 'll make friends with him . All the while , Thane can spend the night , up here , on the rocks , pleasuring you lovely ladies , while Teela 's sex deprived goddess watches on , with envy . Shove your dagger straight up through his bowels . He wo n't scream and death is instant . The sisters of my order study principles of combat . - Dagen , if your thieving skills are n't up to it . - My thieving skills ? No-no-no-no-no . It 's fine . I 'll do it . Fyke ! Always the thief gets the sodden end of the stick ! Teela , cut that out ! Alright @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What 's she look like , this sister of yours ? - Brown hair . - Is she beautiful ? Chances are improving . What 's going on down there ? Teela , is that your sister ? No , a priest . That 's him . He led the raid on my temple . - Where is the stone ? - I do n't know . What is he doing to him ? Necromancy . It 's an old , dark magic , which draws on the life of survivors . I 'd only ever heard tales of it , until now . I ca n't see Dagen . Any sign of him ? Come on , thief , earn your pay . Which one of you is Teela 's sister , Caeryn ? They kill those of us who speak . I mean to free you . - The Ogre came and he took ... - Silence ! Or my blade shall taste of your blood , again ! So , what have we got , here ? Put it in ... easy , easy ... A @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Let 's have a look at you . You 're Caeryn ? Caeryn is n't here . - What do you mean ? - I misunderstood . Goddess wants all of her worshipers released . They 'll see we 've escaped and come after us . Ohh ... oh , no . Fyke ! Do n't do it . Alright . Alright . They 've got him . No-no ! Come on down whenever you 're ready ! It 's going in ! Do we have a plan ? We fight . I thought you said we 'd die . We 'll see now , wo n't we ? It is a lot of Orcs . Are you alright ? Of course I 'm not alright ! Help Teela ! You had to fyeking stab me . Teela , your combat training is shite ! Leave us your women and you can live . How very Orkish of you . Leave me ! I 'm not afraid to die . Just do it , already . You had to fyeking stab me . Must have lost them . Not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ now ! - Just leave me ! I 'm slowing you down ! - No ! Our oath goes both ways ! Move him faster , or drop him ! Wait , wait ! I know this place ! Up there , we raided a camp here , once . There 's a cave . It 's hard to get to . I 'm out of arrows ! Hard to get to ? I 'm not gon na let you die ! The bolt ! Pull the bolt ! - I 'm alright ! - OK . Keep him quiet ! Shhh ! Quiet ! I 'm bleeding too fast ! Move aside . Embrace the pain and welcome death , should she beckon you . No ! No ! I could n't get it all . It 'll take time to fully heal you . But you will live . You are so beautiful . Sleep now . I will watch over you . Thank you . Thank you . I 'm going to see what else is in here . It 's Faltic . It needs to be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to the gods , to grant a wish for love . How do you know that ? Personal experience , I 'm afraid . It 's far too pretty a thing for this place . I do n't even know where we are . What is this , a house ? Ah , no . No , it 's a-it 's a runner 's cache . Daring smugglers used to keep them up and down the trade routes . It 's long forgotten . But , um ... might wish we asked to go through them ... being a slave in them . No , I ju ... um , I just , uh ... saw the-the mark on your ... neck . Explains a lot . I 'm going to make a fire . Well , Teela . I presume the mission 's over ? Unless , of course , you have some idea as to where your sister might actually be . My sister might have been taken by the Ogre . - The Ogre ? - Oh , yes , THE Ogre . And not just any @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with the Orcs . A little-or should I say , a HUGE detail that Teela left out . It 's probably why she did n't want us to go down there . We 'd have - noticed all the evidence ... - No ! - I mean , I did n't know the goddess led us to ... - Oh , the goddess be damned ! I did my part , whether your sister was there or not ! Now I want my silver and then , I 'll be going . I do not have your silver . - Ah ! - Not yet . Well , that 's perfect , is n't it ? The goddess has promised to provide you with payment . OK . I 'm done with you lot . I know , in my heart , that my sister is alive . I still have to find her ! Yeah , well ... good luck with that , priestess . Dagen , wait ! - What are you doing ? - I 'm leaving . - This mission is suicide . - It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with me ... if you like . I want to see this through . - Take care of Thane . - Wait ! Teela ? No . I 'm sorry . Nothing has changed . My promise is good . One bounty . We leave at dawn . Teela ? You should rest . I 've no need . Nor I . Sleep does n't come so easily , now . Before this , I would sleep like a babe . This is very clever . Teela ... you 're a healer . Are you able to heal ... anyone ? Those with ... pure intent , who have faith to heal and be healed ... yes . Am I pure enough ? C- can your goddess ... can she heal me ... my ... my leg ? Please ? I 'm sorry , Marek . It is not the will of the goddess . What ? Why ? Why ? Your leg ... it 's a deliberate mark , from the gods . A reminder of the darkness inside you . I 'm good ! I know I am @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of me ! We all harbor darkness ... and all light . Then why am I different ? And why ca n't I be healed ? How recent do you think this Ogre trail is ? Less than a day , I 'd wager . - Are Vitalian soldiers trained in tracking ? - Aye . But men ... not Ogres . Why become a soldier ? A chance to see the world ... and swing a sword at it . And you ? - Why did I chose the order of Anisette ? - Aye . It was my sister , who was first called . Greatly upsetting our father . I promised I would never follow in her footsteps . Nor did I desire to . Then , I found out he planned to trade me to a nobleman for a tract of land . I refused and ran to Caeryn and the order . The goddess has been my life , since . Not many girls would pass up a chance to marry a nobleman . I refused to be traded like property . Well , we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's rather bleak . Life is bleak . The imprint is deeper here . And lengthened ... the Ogre was running . - Running ? For what ? - From what ? I have little experience with these creatures . Following blindly ... is reckless . What do you suggest ? I say we get up high ... spy out the land . Learn what ... might be waiting for us . We do n't have time . If your sister 's still alive ... there 's no telling how much longer she has . We have the trail , let 's keep going . Orcs . He chose his own path . He may have been taken captive . He 's likely still alive . Maybe . The goddess has her purposes . Dagen 's fate is no longer our concern . I 've heard enough of your damned goddess ! What good is she to me , to you , to anyone ? Maybe Dagen had it right . Your temple is burned . Your sister is probably dead . And chances are , we 're probably @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not good enough ... for you and your goddess , to care about , but I know this . I 'm not like your goddess . I would n't leave a friend to die , alone , in the wilderness . The same way Dagen left us ? - What was that ? - We need to move . Now ! We need to find a clearing ! We 'll have a better chance of fighting , if we can see it . Go on ! Do n't look in his eyes ! - Blind me ! I have looked directly into his eyes ! - Do we keep running or make a stand ? ! Keep running ! - I thought we needed to find a clearing ? ! - I 'm trying ! Stop playing around ! Marek , run ! - What was that ? - I do n't wan na know . There 's a clearing ahead ! We should have scouted . Into the trees ! Leave me , I can make it ! Put me down ! Put me dow ... - Shut up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Run faster ! Over here , you brute ! Pretty ! Marek ! Forget about us ! You must find the stone ! The goddess leads you ! Why wo n't you heal me ? Anisette , hear my prayer . I have failed you , goddess . My friends are going to die . I was alone . I was alone . I 'm alone . Heal me . Heal me , so I can save my friends ! Anisette , if you hear me , answer . If you hear me ... answer . Answer me . Answer me . Answer me ! Answer me . You 're wrong ! You 're wrong about me . To hell with the gods ! What about a last meal , or something ? Some meat ? Ale would be nice . Thanks very much . Marek . Thanks for it . Quiet ... I 'm concentrating . Thank you ... very much . Do n't mind me , I 'm just a bit foxy . You have impeccable timing , Marek . The ugly one had a look in his @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ OK . This is yours . Oh , ho-ho-ho ! Oh , my God ! And I thought you 'd deserted me ! Where are the others ? You left them ? - Smart . - No . We 're going to rescue them . The Ogre ? Fyke , Marek ! Why ? Because they 're our friends . And I do n't have many friends . And neither do you . I spotted the Ogre trail , not far from here . It 's just over that ridge . Alright . Wait ! Wait ! Wait ! - Yes , alright . - Is this the Ogre 's cave ? I 'd bet my magic wand we 're at his doorstep . You know , you 're asking the impossible , right ? Surely not impossible for you . I just want to make sure you 'll appreciate my success . - What was that for ? - I 'm probably falling in love . Who 's out there ? Is there someone there ? Please ! Are you here to help me ? ! Who 's there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Is there anyone there ? I-I hear you . Is that someone out there ? Who 's there ? Who 's there ? I 'm in here ! I 'm in here ! Psst ! Anybody home ? Who are you ? Just ... get me out of here . Shhh , sh-sh-sh . Calm down , boy . Is there anyone else in there with you ? A tiresome priestess , maybe ? No . I'm-I 'm all alone . Alright , just ... sit tight . Please ! You have to save me ! Please ! Please ! Get me out of here ! Do n't ... do n't leave me ! Where did you go ? Come back ! Come back ! Please ! Please , help ! Hello , beautiful . I 'm Dagen . Your insane sister sent me here to rescue you . - I 'm not important . Take this . - Please , get me out of here ! Take the stone . Bring it to the Paladins at Sung Hill . They can protect it . Listen , sweetheart ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you out of here . Come back , please ! Please , get me out of here ! Shut it ! You fool ! Escape with the stone ! Nothing else matters ! You remind me a lot of your sister . Go ! It 's coming ! Let 's go and get out here ! It 's coming ! Let me go ! Ahh ! Ahhhh ! Ahh ! Dagen move ! Did you two want to quit lying around and give me a hand ? Dagen . By the gods , never thought I 'd be happy to see you again . Yeah , well , I was missing Teela 's sunny demeanor . - Where 's Marek ? - She 's here . We 're going to get you out of here . Ready , push ! OK , OK . I 'm , uh ... - Uhh ... - Maybe we could the ... Ogre to ... He does n't take them out to play with them , he takes them out to eat them . I have an idea . Teela , remember that spell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the kettle ? Yes . Anisette , be merciful . Hang on to each other ... tightly . Ready ? Hold on , Teela , I 've got you . Marek . - What was that ? - I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry . - It was the only way . I did n't mean ... - Yeah , well , it worked ... but , never do it again . Did you find Caeryn ? Caeryn ? - Yeah , together , we might be able to move it . - Yeah , Yeah . Push ! - Sister ! - She 's out . She 's out . I 'm gon na need something sharp ! This way ! Come on ! That way ! Come on . Come on . Come on . I feel fresh air moving ! This must be another way out . I see a light . This way ! Get out , get out ! Think you can make it ? Probably , but how are we gon na get the rest of you out ? Help him . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this . You wan na eat us ? You 'll have to crawl in after us . We 're not coming out . I 'm not so sure about that ! Here come the spiders ! I 'm out of arrows ! Quickly ... before it recovers ! Oh , come on ! There 's the entrance ! We can make it if we run ! Well done , wizard . Is everyone alright ? You did it . We did it . Are you kidding ? There 's no treasure ! I have always heard ... that Ogres ... amass hordes and hordes of treasure . That belongs to the temple . We must hurry . This country is unsafe , at night . At night ? Hardly imagine anything worse ... than this country , during the day . How much for an Ogre 's ear ? An Ogre 's ear , you say ? I 'd say that 's worth ... a free drink ... and a smidgen of respect . Done ! I wo n't stop until I 've reached the monastery . The Paladin will @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . Why must you travel alone ? My path is sure . I have no fear . And the goddess says you are to stay here for the time being . I must take the stone to the Paladin . Farewell , my sister . Now , go . Be with your friends . I said , you take that staff and you give it to the captain ... he knows right where to ... Maybe I 'll ... become a farmer ? - Find a soft woman to settle down with . - Oh . To adventure ! - To a life of dignity . - To riches and gold !

@@5215641 Long ago , in the far away land of ancient Greece ... there was a golden age of powerful gods ... and extraordinay heroes . And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes ... was the mighty Hercules . But what is the measure of a true hero ? Ah , that is what our story is ... Will you listen to him ? He 's makin ' the story sound like some Greek tragedy . Lighten up , dude . We 'll take it from here , darling . You go , girl . We are the muses ... goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes . Heroes like Hercules . Honey , you mean " Hunk-ules " . Ooh , I 'd like to make some sweet music with him ... Our story actually begins ... long before Hercules ... many eons ago . Ah Back when the world was new - Whoa ! - The planet Earth was down on its luck And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok It was a nasty place There was a mess wherever you stepped Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept Whoo ! Say @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He hurled his thunderbolt - He zapped - Locked those suckers in a vault - They 're trapped And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks And that 's the gospel truth The guy was too " TypeA " to just relax - And that 's the world 's first dish - Yeah , baby . Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth Though , honey it may seem impossible That 's the gospel truth On Mount Olympus life was neat And smooth as sweet vermouth Although , honey it may seem impossible That 's the gospel truth - Ah , ah - Ah - Ah , ah - Oh , yeah , yeah - Ah , ah - Hey , hey , hey - Ah , ah - Hey , yeah Hercules ! Behave yourself . Oh , look at this . Look how cute he is . Hah ! Oh , he 's strong ... like his dad , hmm ? Whoa ! Excuse me ! Hot stuff coming through ! Excuse me . One side , Ares . Why , Hermes , they 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do the arrangement . Is n't that too nutty ? Fabulous party . You know , I have n't seen this much love in a room ... since Narcissus discovered himself . Dear , keep those away from the baby . Oh , he wo n't hurt himself . Let the kid have a little fun . On behalf of my son , I want to thank you all ... for your wonderful gifts ! What about our gift , dear ? Well , let 's see here . We 'll take ... Hmm , yes . A little cirrus and , uh , hmm , a touch of nimbostratus ... and a dash of cumulus . His name is Pegasus ... and he 's all yours , son . Mind his head . He 's so tiny . My boy . My little Hercules . How sentimental . You know , I have n't been this choked up ... since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat ! Huh ? So is this an audience or a mosaic ? Hey , how you doin ' ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you finally made it . How are things in the underworld ? Well , they 're just fine . You know , a little dark , a little gloomy . And , as always , hey , full of dead people . What are you gon na do ? Ah ! There 's the little sunspot . Little snootchie . And here is a sucker for the little sucker . Eh ? Here you go . You just ... Sheesh ! Uh , powerful little tyke . Come on , Hades . Do n't be such a stiff . Join the celebration ! Hey . Love to , babe ... but unlike you gods lounging about up here ... I regrettably have a full-time gig ... that you , by the way , so charitably bestowed on me , Zeus . So , ca n't . Love to , but ca n't . You ought to slow down . You 'll work yourself to death . Hah ! Work yourself to death ! Oh , I kill myself ! If only . If only . If there 's one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it 's Hades . ' Cause he had an evil plan . He ran the underworld But thought the dead were dull and uncouth He was as mean as he was ruthless And that 's the gospel truth He had a plan to shake things up And that 's the gospel truth Pain ! Coming , your most lugubriousness . Ow ! - Panic ! - Oh , I 'm sory . I can handle it ! - Pain ! Oh ! - And Panic ! Reporting for duty ! Fine , fine , fine . Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive . Oh . They 're here . What ? The Fates are here , and you did n't tell me ? We are worms ! Worthless worms ! Memo to me , memo to me : maim you after my meeting . Darling , hold that mortal 's thread of life ... good and tight . Incoming ! Ladies . I am so sorry that I 'm ... - Late ! - We knew you would be . We know eveything . - Past . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's gon na be big . Great , gr ... Anyway , see , ladies , I was at this party and I lost track of ... - We know ! - Yeah . I know you know . So here 's the deal . Zeus ... Mr High and Mighty , Mr " Hey , You , Get Off Of My Cloud " , ... now he has ... - A bouncing baby brat . - We know ! I know you know ! I know . I got it . I got the concept . So let me just ask : is this kid gon na mess up my hostile takeover bid , or what ? - What do you think ? - Oh , no you do n't . We 're not supposed to reveal the future . Oh , wait . I 'm sorry . Time out . Can I ... Can I ask you a question by the way ? Are you ... Did you cut your hair or something ? You look fabulous . I mean , you look like a Fate worse than @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ blinkin ' ! Ladies , please . My fate ... is in your lovely hands . - Oh . - Oh , all right . In 18 years precisely ... the planets will align ... ever so nicely . Ay , verse . Oy . The time to act will be at hand . Unleash the Titans , your monstrous band . Mm-hmm . Good , good . Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall ... and you , Hades ... will rule all ! Yes ! Hades rules ! - A word of caution to this tale . - Excuse me ? Should Hercules fight , you will fail . What ? Okay , fine , fine . I 'm cool . I 'm fine . Pain ? Panic ? Got a little riddle for ya . How do you kill a god ? I do not know ! You ca n't . They 're immortal ? Bingo ! They 're immortal ! So , first you got to turn the little sunspot ... mortal . - Huh ? - Wha ... What is it ? The baby ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Zeus is gon na use us for target practice ! Just hang on to the kid , Panic ! Hurry ! Let 's just kill the kid and get it over with , okay ? Here you go , kid . A little Grecian formula . Look at that ! He 's changing . Can we do it now ? No , no , no . He has to drink the whole potion . - every last drop ! - Who 's there ? Alcmene , over here . Oh , you poor thing . - Oh , do n't cy . - Is anybody there ? - Now ? - Now . Oh . Well , he must have been abandoned . Amphityon , for so many years ... we 've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child . Perhaps they 've answered our prayers . Perhaps they have . " Hercules " ? Help , help , help ! Hades is gon na kill us when he finds out what happened . You mean , if he finds out . Of course he 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It was tragic . Zeus led all the gods on a frantic search . But by the time they found the baby , it was too late . - Young Herc was mortal now - Mmm But since he did not drink the last drop He still retained his godlike strength - So thank his lucky stars - Tell it , girl . - But Zeus and Hera wept - Ooh , ooh , ooh Because their son could never come home They 'd have to watch their precious baby Grow up from a far Though Hades ' horrid plan Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth - Ahh - The boy grew stronger everyday And that 's the gospel truth The gospel truth Hercules , slow down ! Look out ! Oops ! S-S-sorry , guys ! - Hey , watch where you 're goin ' ! - Sunday driver ! Thanks , son . When old Penelope twisted her ankle back there , I thought we were done for . - No problem , Pop . - Uh , don't-don't-do n't unload just yet . First , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . sorry , Penelope . Now , Hercules , this time , please just ... I know , I know . Stay by the cart . That 's my boy . Oh , my goodness . Whoa ! Careful ! - Why , thank you . - No problem . Why , Hercules ! I-I-It 's you ! - Let me , let me help you with that . - No , no , no , no , no . I got it ! I 'm fine . You just run along . - Are you sure ? - Oh , yes . Absolutely . Yo ! Give it here ! Hey , you need an extra guy ? Uh , sorry , Herc . Uh , we already got five ... and we want to keep it an even number . - Hey , wait a second . Five is n't an ev ... - See ya , Herc . - What a geek ! - Destructo Boy . - Maybe we should call him " Jerkules " . - Yeah ! Heads up ! - I-I got it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ no . It 's okay . Hey ! Whoa ! - Son ! - Hang on , Pop ! Be right back ! Oh , my ! Oh , no ! Do n't ! Oh , no , no , no , no ! No , no , no , no , no , no ! Watch out ! Nice catch , Jerkules . Son . This is the last straw , Amphityon ! That boy is a menace ! He 's too dangerous to be around normal people ! He did n't mean any harm . He 's just a kid . He-He just ca n't control his strength . I 'm warning you . You keep that-that-that ... freak away from here ! Freak ! Yeah , go away ! Son , you should n't let those things they said back there get to ya . But , Pop , they 're right . I-I am a freak . I-I try to fit in . I really do . I just ca n't . Sometimes I feel like ... like I really do n't belong here ... like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ son ... I know it does n't make any sense . I have often dreamed Of a far-offplace Where a great , warm welcome will be waiting for me Where the crowds will cheer When they see my face And a voice keeps sayin ' this is where I 'm meant to be I will find my way I can go the distance I 'll be there someday If I can be strong I know every mile Will be worth my while I would go most anywhere to feel like I Belong Hercules , there 's something your mother and I ... have been meaning to , to tell ya . But if you found me , then where did I come from ? Why was I left here ? This was around your neck when we found you . It 's the symbol of the gods . This is it ! Do n't you see ? Maybe they have the answers . I 'll go to the temple of Zeus and ... Ma , Pop ... you 're the greatest parents anyone could have , but ... I-I got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go the distance I do n't care how far Somehow , I 'll be strong I know every mile Will be worth my while I would go most anywhere To find where I belong Oh , mighty Zeus ... please , hear me and , and answer my prayer . I need to know : Who am I ? Wh-Where do I belong ? Huh ? My boy . My little Hercules . Hey , hey , hey . Hold on , kiddo ! What 's your hurry ? After all these years ... is this the kind of hello you give your father ? F-F-Father ? Did n't know you had a famous father , did you ? Surprise ! Look how you 've grown . Why , you 've got your mother 's beautiful eyes ... and my strong chin . - Hah ! - I-I do n't understand . If you 're my father , that would make me a ... A god . A god . A god ! Hey , you wanted answers , and by thunder ... you 're old enough now to know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Earth ? Did n't you want me ? Of course we did . Your mother and I loved you with all our hearts . But someone stole you from us and turned you mortal ... and only gods can live on Mount Olympus . And you ca n't do a thing ? I ca n't , Hercules , but you can . R-Really ? W-What ? I 'll do anything . Hercules , if you can prove yourself a true hero on Earth ... your godhood will be restored . A true hero . Great ! Uh , exactly how do you become a true hero ? First , you must seek out Philoctetes , the trainer of heroes . Seek out Philoctetes . Right . I 'll ... - Whoa ! - Whoa ! Hold your horses ! Which reminds me . Ha-ha ! You probably do n't remember Pegasus ... but you two go way back , son . Oh , Pegasus ! He 's a magnificent horse ... with the brain of a bird . I 'll find Philoctetes , become a true hero ! That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Father ! Yee-hah ! Good luck , son . I will beat the odds I can go the distance I will face the world Fearless , proud and strong I will please the gods I can go the distance Till I find my hero 's welcome Right where I Belong Whoa ! - You sure this is the right place ? - What 's the matter , little guy ? You stuck ? - Whoa ! Hey , butt out , buddy ! - Ugh ! Girls ! Stop ! Stop ! Come back ! Come back , come back ! Whoa , whoa ! Oh , jeez ! Wait ! Whoa , whoa , whoa ! Oh , nymphs ! - They ca n't keep their hands off me . - Hey ! What 's the matter ? You never seen a satyr before ? Uh , no . Can you help us ? We 're looking for someone called Philoctetes . - Call me Phil . - Phil ! - Ow ! - Boy , am I glad to meet you ! I 'm Hercules , and this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ help . I want to become a hero , a true hero . sorry , kid . Ca n't help ya . - Wait . - Whoo ! Uh , sorry . Why not ? Two words : I am retired . Look , I got ta do this . Have n't you ever had a dream ... something you wanted so bad you 'd do anything ? Kid , come inside . I want to show you somethin ' . Watch it ! That was part of the mast of the Argo . - The Argo ? - Yeah . Who do you think taught Jason how to sail ? Cleopatra ? I trained all those would-be heroes . Odysseus , Perseus , Theseus . A lot of " yeuseus " . And every single one of those bums let me down ... flatter than a discus . None of_'em could go the distance . And then there was Achilles . Now there was a guy who had it all ... the build , the foot speed . He could jab . He could take a hit . He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of his ! He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom ! He 's history . Yeah , I had a dream once . I dreamed I was gon na train the greatest hero there ever was . So great , the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars ... all across the sky ... and people would say , " That 's Phil 's boy " . That 's right . Eh , but dreams are for rookies . A guy can only take so much disappointment . But I 'm different than those other guys , Phil . I can go the distance . Come on . I 'll show ya . Jeez . You do n't give up , do ya ? Watch this . Holy Hera . You know , maybe if I ... No ! Snap out of it ! I 'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again . But if I do n't become a true hero ... I 'll never be able to rejoin my father Zeus . Hold it . Zeus is your father , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He 's your daddy . Mr . Lightning Bolts ! Read me a book , would ya , Da-Da ? Zeus ! " Once upon a time ... " - It 's the truth ! - Please ! So you wan na be a hero , kid Well , whoop-de-do I have been around the block before With blockheads just like you Each and everyone a disappointment Pain for which there ai n't no ointment So much for excuses Though a kid of Zeus is Askin ' me to jump into the fray My answer is two words Okay . You mean you 'll do it ? - You win . - You wo n't be sorry , Phil . - Oh , gods . - So when do we start ? Can we start now ? Oy , vay . I 'd given up hope that someone would come Along A fella who 'd ring the bell for once Not the gong The kind who wins trophies Wo n't settle for low fees At least semipro fees But , no I get the greenhorn I 've been out to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ days and to graze my lawn But you need an advisor A satyr , but wiser A good merchandiser and ... whoa There goes my ulcer I 'm down to one last hope , and I hope It 's you Though , kid , you 're not exactly a dream come true It rained enough turkeys - Who nevercame through - Whoa ! You 're my one last hope so you 'll have to do Rule number six : when rescuing a damsel ... always handle with care . No ! Rule number 95 , kid : concentrate ! Rule number 96 : aim ! Demigods have faced the odds And ended up a mockey Do n't believe the stories That you read on all the crockey To be a true hero , kid is a dyin ' art Like painting ' a masterpiece It 's a work of heart It takes more than sinew Comes down to what 's in you You have to continue to grow Now that 's more like it ! I 'm down to one lastshot And my last high note Before that blasted underworld @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Go make ' em come true Climb that uphill slope Keep pushin ' that envelope You 're my one last hope And , kid , it 's up to You Yeah ! Did you see that ? Next stop , Olympus . All right . Just take it easy , champ . I am ready . I want to get off this island . I want to see battles and monsters . Rescue some damsels . You know , heroic stuff . - Well . - Aw , come on , Phil ! Well , okay , okay . You want a road test ? Saddle up , kid . - We 're goin ' to Thebes ! - Ya-hoo ! - So what 's in Thebes ? - A lot of problems . It 's a big , tough town . Good place to start buildin ' a rep . Sounds like your basic DID ... - Hyah ! - Damsel in distress ! Not so fast , sweetheart . I swear , Nessus . Put me down or I 'll ... Whoo ! I like ' em fiey @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ situation . Do n't just barrel in there without thinking . Eh ? He 's losin ' points for this ! - You do n't know what you 're ... - Halt ! Step aside , two legs . Pardon me , my good , uh , uh , sir . I 'll have to ask you to release that young ... - Keep movin ' , junior . - Lady . But you ... Are-Are n't you a damsel in distress ? I 'm a damsel . I 'm in distress . I can handle this . Have a nice day . Uh ... Ma'am , I 'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realize ... Ohhh ! What are you doin ' ? Get your sword ! Sword . Right , right . Rule number 15 : a hero is only as good as his weapon ! Whoa , whoa , whoa ! Hold it ! Hold on ! He 's got ta do it on his own . Come on , kid ! Concentrate ! Use your head ! Oh . All right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ had in mind , but not bad . Oh , gee , miss . I 'm , I 'm really sorry . - Oh . - That was dumb . Yeah . Excuse me . Nice work ! Excelente . Is Wonderboy here for real ? What are you talkin ' about ? Of course he 's real . Whoa ! And by the way , sweet cheeks . I 'm real too . Ugh ! Yee-hah ! Ya-hoo ! Whoa ! - How was that , Phil ? - Reign it in , rookie . You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons ... but this is the big leagues ! At least I beat him , did n't I ? Next time , do n't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes ! D-oh ! It 's like I keep tellin ' ya . You got ta stay focused , and you ... Are you , uh , all right , Miss , uh ... Megara . My friends call me Meg . At least they would if I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ name along with all those rippling pectorals ? Uh , uh , uh , I 'm , um , uh ... - Uh , uh ... - Are you always this articulate ? Hercules . My ... My name is Hercules . Herc ... Huh . I think I prefer Wonderboy . So , uh , uh ... How-how-how 'd you get mixed up with the , uh ... Pinhead with hooves ? Well , you know how men are . They think " No " means " Yes " and " Get lost " means " Take me . I 'm yours " . Do n't worry . Shorty here can explain it to ya later . Well , thanks for everything , Herc . It 's been a real slice . Wait ! Um , can we give you a ride ? Uh , I do n't think your pinto likes me very much . Pegasus ? Oh , no . Do n't be silly . He 'd be more than happy to ... Ow ! I 'll be all right . I 'm a big tough girl @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Wonderboy . Bye . She 's somethin ' . Is n't she , Phil ? Yeah , ye ... Oh , yeah . She 's really somethin ' . A real pain in the patella ! Earth to Herc ! Come in , Herc ! Come in , Herc ! We got a job to do , remember ? Thebes is still waitin ' . Yeah . Yeah . I know . Aw , how cute . A couple of rodents lookin ' for a theme park . Who you callin ' a rodent , sister ? - I 'm a bunny ! - A-And I 'm his gopher ! Ta-dah ! I thought I smelled a rat . - Meg . - Speak of the devil . Meg , my little flower , my little bird , my little nut . Meg . What exactly happened here ? I thought you were gon na persuade the river guardian to join my team ... for the uprising , and here I am , kind of river guardian-less . I gave it my best shot , but he made me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ instead of subtracting two years from your sentence ... hey , I 'm gon na add two on , okay ? - Give that your best shot . - Look . It was n't my fault . It was this wonderboy , Hercules . Hercules . Why does that name ring a bell ? I do n't know . Um , maybe we owe him money ? - What was that name again ? - Hercules . He comes on with this big , innocent farm boy routine ... but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute . Wait a minute . Was n't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to ... Oh , my gods ! Run for it ! So you took care of him , huh ? Dead as a doornail . Were n't those your exact words ? This might be a different Hercules . Yeah ! I mean , Hercules is a very popular name nowadays ! Remember , like , a few years ago , every other boy was named Jason ... and the girls were all named Brittany @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the one schlemiel who can louse it up ... is waltzing around in the woods ! Wait . Wait , big guy . - We can still cut in on his waltzing . - That 's right . And-And at least we made him mortal . That 's a good thing . Did n't we ? Hmm . Fortunately for the three of you ... we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight . And this time , no foul-ups . Wow ! - Is that all one town ? - One town , a million troubles . The one and only Thebes . The Big Olive itself . If you can make it there , you can make it anywhere . Stick with me , kid . The city is a dangerous place . - Look where you 're goin ' , numbskull ! - Hey , I 'm walkin ' here ! See what I mean ? I 'm tellin ' you . Wackos . Pita bread . Pita bread . Get your pita bread here . - Hey , Mack . - Whoa , whoa @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He 's not interested , all right ? Come on , kid . The end is coming ! Ca n't you feel it ? Yes , yes . Thank you for the info . Yes . We 'll ponder that for awhile . Just stare at the sidewalk . Come on . Do n't make eye contact . People here are nuts . That 's because they live in a city of turmoil . Trust me , kid . You 're gon na be just what the doctor ordered . It was tragic ! We lost everything in the fire . everything except old Snowball here . Now were the fires before or after the earthquake ? They were after the earthquake . I remember . But before the flood . Do n't even get me started on the crime rate . Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry . Tell me about it . It seems like every time I turn around ... there 's some new monster wreaking ' havoc and I ... All we need now is a plague of locusts . That 's it ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It , uh ... seems to me that what you folks need is a hero . Yeah , and who are you ? I 'm Hercules , and , uh ... I happen to be a hero . - Is that so ? - A hero ! Have you ever saved a town before ? Uh , no . Uh , not exactly , but I ... Have you ever reversed a natural disaster ? Well , uh , no . Oh , listen to thi ... He 's just another chariot chaser . This we need . That 's a laugh . - Do n't you pea brains get it ? - Hmm ? This kid is the genuine article . Hey , is n't that the goat-man who trained Achilles ? Watch it , pal . Yeah , you 're right . Hey , uh , nice job on those heels ! Ya missed a spot ! You ... I got your heel right here ! I 'll wipe that stupid grin off your face ! You ... Hey , Phil ! Phil ! Phil ! What are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need a professional hero ... not an amateur . Well , wait . Stop ! How am I supposed to prove myself a hero ... if nobody will give me a chance ? You 'll get your chance . You just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster . Please . Help ! Please ! There 's been a terrible accident ! - Meg ? - Speakin ' of disasters . Wonderboy ! Hercules ! - Thank goodness . - Wha-Wha-What 's wrong ? Oh ! Outside of town . Two little boys . Th-They were playing in the gorge . Th-There was this rock slide , a terrible rock slide . - They 're trapped ! - Kids ? Trapped ? Phil , this is great ! You 're really choked up about this , are n't ya ? - Come on ! - No , I ... You do n't under ... I , I have this terrible fear of heights ! I 'm right behind ya , kid ! Whoo ! I 'm way behind ya , kid . I got a fur wedgie . - Are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get me down before I ruin the upholstey . Help ! I ca n't breathe ! - Hurry ! - Get us out ! We 're suffocating ! Somebody call IX-I-I ! Easy , fellas . You 'll be all right . We ca n't last much longer ! Get us out before we get crushed ! - How you boys doin ' ? - We 're okay now . Jeepers , mister . You 're really strong . Well , just ty to be a little more careful next time , okay , kids ? We sure will . Stirring performance , boys . I was really moved . " Jeepers , mister " ? I was going for innocence . And , hey , two thumbs way , way up for our leading lady . What a dish . What a doll . Get outta there , ya big lug , while ya still can . Phil , I-I did great . They even applauded . Sort of . Huh ! I hate to burst your bubble , kid ... but that ai n't applause . Ph-Ph-Ph-Phil ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ am-scray ! Let 's get ready to rumble ! That 's it . Dance around ! Dance around ! Watch the teeth ! Watch the teeth ! Keep going . Come on . Come on . Lead with your left . Lead with your left . Your other left ! Whoa ! All right ! All right ! You 're bad ! Okay ! See , Phil ? That ... That was n't so hard . Kid , kid , kid . How many horns do you see ? - Six ? - Eh , close enough . Let 's get you cleaned up . Guys , guys , relax . It 's only halftime . That does n't sound good . Definitely not good ! Will you forget the head-slicing thing ? Phil , I do n't think we covered this one in basic training ! My favourite part of the game : sudden death . Oh . There goes another one . Just like Achilles . Game ... set , match . Hmm ? Phil , you got ta admit . That was pretty heroic . Ya did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ by a landslide ! Hades mad . Well , what do you know ? From that day forward , our boy Hercules could do no wrong . He was so hot , steam looked cool . Oh , yeah Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll - What a pro - Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster and you 're talkin ' SRO - He was a no one - A zero , zero - Now he 's a honcho - He 's a hero Here was a kid with his act down pat Zero to hero in no time flat - Zero to hero - Just like that When he smiled the girls went wild With oohs and aahs And they slapped his face on every vase On every " vahse " From appearance fees and royalties Our Herc had cash to burn Now nouveau riche and famous He could tell you what 's a Grecian urn Say amen There he goes again - Sweet and undefeated - And an awesome ten for ten Folks @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ package packed a pair of pretty pecs Hercie , he comes He sees , he conquers Honey , the crowds were goin ' bonkers - He showed the moxie brains and spunk - Yeah - From zero to hero - A major hunk - Zero to hero - And who 'd have thunk Who put the glad in gladiator Hercules Whose darin ' deeds are great theatre Hercules - Is n't he bold - No one braver - Is he sweet - Our favourite flavour - Hercules - My man . - Hercules - Hercules - Hercules - Ooh - Hercules - Look at my Hercules - Hercules , Hercules - Yeah , yeah , yeah Bless my soul Herc was on a roll - Undefeated - Riding high - And the nicest guy . - Not conceited - He was a nothing - A zero , zero - Now he 's a honcho - He 's our hero He hit the heights at breakneck speed From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he 's a hero Yes , indeed Pull ! Nice shootin ' , Rex . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 've got at him ... and it does n't even ... What are those ? Um , I do n't know . I-I thought they looked kinda dashing . I 've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo ... or the entire scheme I 've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke ... and you are wearing his merchandise ? Thirsty ? Looks like your game 's over . Wonderboy is hitting every curve you throw at him . Oh , yeah . I wonder if maybe I have n't been throwing ... the right curves at him , Meg , my sweet . Do n't even go there . See , he 's got ta have a weakness ... because everybody 's got a weakness . I mean , for what ? Pandora , it was the box thing . For the Trojans , hey . They bet on the wrong horse , okay ? We simply need to find out Wonderboy 's . I 've done my part . Get your little imps ... They could n't handle him as a baby @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ man . Hey , I 've sworn off manhandling . Well , you know , that 's good because that 's what got you ... into this jam in the first place , is n't it ? You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend 's life . And how does this creep thank you ? By running off with some babe . He hurt you real bad , did n't he , Meg ? Huh ? Look , I learned my lesson , okay ? Which is exactly why I got a feelin ' ... you 're gon na leap at my new offer . You give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath ... and I give you the thing that you crave most ... in the entire cosmos : your freedom . You should have been there , Father . I mangled the Minotaur ... grappled with the Gorgon . Just like Phil told me . I analysed the situation ... controlled my strength and kicked . The crowds went wild ! - Thank you . Thank you . - Hah ! You 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ man proud . I 'm glad to hear you say that , Father . I 've been waiting for this day a long time . Hmm . What day is that , son ? The day I rejoin the gods . You 've done wonderfully . You really have , my boy . You 're just not there yet . You have n't proven yourself a true hero . But , Father , I 've beaten every single monster I 've come up against . I-I'm-I 'm the most famous person in all of Greece . I'm-I-I 'm an action figure ! I 'm afraid being famous is n't the same ... as being a true hero . What more can I do ? It 's something you have to discover for yourself . - But how can I ... - Look inside your heart . Father , wait ! On your left is Hercules ' villa . Our next stop is the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop ... where you can pick up the great hero 's 30-minute workout scroll ... " Buns of Bronze " . At 1:00 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's got a problem with his stables . I 'd advise you not to wear your new sandals . - Phil . - I told you , do n't move ! DGR , the Daughters of the Greek Revolution . - At 3:00 , you got ta get a girdle from some Amazons . - Phil . Phil , what 's the point ? That 's it ! Keep your toga on , pal . Yuck ! What do you mean , " What 's the point ? " You wan na go to Olympus , do n't ya ? Yeah , but this stuff does n't seem to be getting me anywhere . You ca n't give up now . I 'm countin ' on ya . I gave this everything I had . Listen to me , kid . I seen ' em all . And I am tellin ' you ... and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth ... you got somethin ' I never seen before . - Really ? - I can feel it ... right down in these stubby bowlegs of mine . There is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's him ! - Hey , watch it ! - Watch it ! Watch ... - I touched his elbow ! - Hey , girls ! - I got his sweatband ! Phil , help ! - Okay . Escape plan : beta . - Gotcha . - Hey ! Where is he ? - There he goes ! On the veranda ! Whoa ! Let 's see . What could be behind curtain number one ? Meg ! It 's all right . The sea of raging hormones has ebbed . Gee , i-i-it 's great to see you . I-I-I missed you . So this is what heroes do on their days off . Nah . I 'm no hero . Sure ya are . everybody in Greece ... thinks you 're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita . I know , it 's ... it 's crazy . You know , I ca n't go anywhere without being mobbed . - I mean ... - You sound like you could use a break . Think your nanny goat would go berserk if @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I-I do n't know . Uh , Phil 's got the rest of the day pretty much booked . Ah , Phil , schmill . Just follow me out the window , round the dumbbells . You lift up the back wall and we 're gone . Wow . What a day . First that restaurant by the bay . And then that , that play , that , that , that Oedipus thing . Man ! I thought I had problems . - Psst ! Stop foolin ' around . - Yeah . Get the goods , sister . I did n't know that playing hookey could be so much fun . Yeah , neither did I . - Thanks , Meg . - Oh . Do n't thank me just yet . - Oh ! - Oop . Careful . sorry . Weak ankles . Oh , yeah ? Well , maybe you better sit down for a while . So , uh , do you have any problems ... with things like this ? - Uh ... - Weak ankles , I mean . Oh , uh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - No trick knee ? - Uh ... Ruptured disks ? No . I 'm , I 'm , I 'm afraid I 'm , uh , fit as a fiddle . - Wonderboy , you are perfect . - Thanks . Whoops ! It looks better that way . No , it really does . You know , when , when I was a kid ... I , I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else . You wanted to be petty and dishonest ? - everybody 's not like that . - Yes , they are . - You 're not like that . - How do you know what I 'm like ? All I know is ... you 're the most amazing person with weak ankles I 've ever met . Oh ! Meg , when I 'm with you ... I-I do n't feel so alone . Sometimes it 's better to be alone . - What do you mean ? - Nobody can hurt you . Meg ? I would never ever hurt you . And I do n't wan na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a favour and ... stop this before we ... All right ! Break it up ! Break it up ! Party 's over ! - I 've been lookin ' all over this town ! - Calm down , mutton man . - It was all my fault . - You 're already on my list , sister ! So do n't make it worse ! And as for you , ya bum , you 're gon na go to the stadium ... and you 're gon na be put through the workout of your life ! - Now get on the horse . - Okay , okay . - I 'm sorry . - Ah , he 'll get over it . Move ! Move , move , move , move , move ! Move ! Hey , watch it . Watch it . Watch it . Keep your goo-goo eyes on the ... That 's it . Next time , I drive . Oh , what 's the matter with me ? You 'd think a girl would learn . If there 's a prize for rotten judgment @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ worth the aggravation That 's ancient history Been there , done that Who do ya think you 're kidding He 's the earth and heaven toya Try to keep it hidden Honey , we can see right through ya - Oh , no - Girl , you ca n't conceal it We know how you feel and who you 're thinkin ' of Oh , no chance , no way I wo n't say it , no , no You swoon , you sigh Why deny it , uh-oh It 's too cliche I wo n't say I 'm in love Shoo-doo , shoo-doo Oo-oo-oo I thought my heart had learned its lesson It feels so good when you start out - Ah - My head is screaming , get a grip , girl Unless you 're dyin ' to cry your heart out , oh You keep on denying ' who you are and how you 're feelin ' Baby , we 're not buyin ' Hon , we saw you hit the ceilin ' Face it like a grown up When you gon na own up that you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ no chance , no way I wo n't say it , no , no - Give up , but give in - Check the grin , you 're in love This scene wo n't play I wo n't say I 'm in love You 're doin ' flips , read our lips You 're in love - Shoo-doo , shoo-doo - You 're way off base - I wo n't say it - She wo n't say love Get off my case I wo n't say it Girl , do n't be proud It 's okay , you 're in love Oh At least out loud I wo n't say I 'm in - Love - Shoo-doo , shoo-doo , shoo-doo Shoo-doo Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la Ha Hey , what 's the buzz , huh , Meg ? What is the weak link in Wonderboy 's chain ? - Get yourself another girl . I 'm through . - I 'm sorry . You mind runnin ' that by me again ? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something . Then read my lips ! Forget @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ deluded little minion . Are n't we forgetting one teensy-weensy , but ever so crucial little , tiny detail ? I own you ! - Oh , oh , I got another horn here . - You work for me . That kid 's gon na be doin ' laps for a month . If I say , " Sing " , you say , " Hey , name that tune " . If I say , " l want Wonderboy 's head on a platter " , you say ... Medium or well done ? Oh ! I knew that dame was trouble . This is gon na break the kid 's heart . - I 'll work on that . - I 'm sorry . You hear that sound ? That 's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever . I do n't care . I 'm not gon na help you hurt him . I ca n't believe you 're getting so worked up about some guy . This one is different . He 's honest and , and he 's sweet . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . - He 's a guy . - Besides , O Oneness , you ca n't beat him . He has no weaknesses . He 's gon na ... I think he does , Meg . I truly think he does . - Hey , Phil , what happened to you ? - Kid , we got ta talk . Oh , Phil , I just had the greatest day of my life . I , I , I ca n't stop thinkin ' about Meg . - She 's somethin ' else . - Kid ! I 'm tryin ' to talk to you ! Will you come down here and listen ? Aw , how can I come down there when I 'm feelin ' so up ? Gotcha ! Ah , very nice . What I 'm tryin ' to say is ... That if it was n't foryou , I never would have met her . Oh , I owe you big time , little guy . I do . Will you just knock it off for a couple of seconds ? Rule number 38 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , huh ? - Phil , I got two words for ya : duck ! - Listen to me . She 's ... - My dream come true ? - Not exactly . - More beautiful than Aphrodite ? - Aside from that ! - The most wonderful ... - She 's a ... She 's a fraud ! She 's been playin ' ya for a sap ! - Aw , come on . Stop kidding ' around . - I 'm not kiddin ' around . - She ... - I know you 're upset about today , but that 's no reason to ... - Kid , you 're missin ' the point . - The point is , I love her . - She do n't love you . - You 're crazy . - She nothing ' but a two-timin ' ... - Stop it ! - No-good , lying ' , schemin ' ... - Shut up ! Phil . I ... Oh , I 'm , I 'm sorry . Okay , okay , that 's it . You wo n't face the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ goin ' ? I 'm hoppin ' the first barge outta here . I 'm goin ' home . Fine ! G ... Go ! I do n't ... I do n't need you . I thought you were gon na be the all-time champ ... not the all-time chump . Jeez Louise , what got his goat , huh ? Baboom . Name is Hades , lord of the dead . - Hi . How ya doin ' ? - Uh , not now , okay ? Hey , hey . I only need a few seconds , and I 'm a fast talker , all right ? See , I 've got this major deal in the works . A real estate venture , if you will . And , Herc , you little devil you . May I call you Herc ? You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it , huh ? - You 've got the wrong guy . - Hear me out , ya little ... Just hear me out , okay ? So I would be eternally grateful if you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ business of yours . Jeez , I mean , monsters , natural disasters . - You wait a day , huh ? - You 're out of your mind . Not so fast , because , ya see , I do have a little leverage you might wan na know about . - Meg ! - Do n't listen , Herc ... - Let her go ! - Here 's the trade-off . You give up your strength for about 24 hours , okay ? Say , the next 24 hours . And Meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm . We dance , we kiss , we schmooze , we carry on , we go home happy . What do ya say ? Come on . People are ... are gon na get hurt , are n't they ? Nah ! I mean , it 's , you know , it 's a possibility . It happens ' cause , you know , it 's war , but what can I tell ya ? Anyway , what do you owe these people , huh ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Is n't she more important than they are ? - Stop it ! - Is n't she ? You 've got ta swear she 'll be safe from any harm . Fine , okay . I 'll give you that one . Meg is safe , otherwise you get your strength right back . Yadda , yadda . Fine print . Boilerplate . Baboom . Okay ? We 're done . What do you say we shake on it ? Hey , I really do n't have , like , time to bat this around . I 'm kind of on a schedule here . I got plans for August . Okay ? I need an answer , like , now . Going once , going twice ... - All right ! - Yes ! We 're there ! Bam ! You may feel just a little queasy . It 's kind of natural . Maybe you should sit down ! Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else . Is n't it just peachy ? Oh ! You 'll love this . One more thing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You 're off the hook . And by the way , Herc , is she not , like , a fabulous little actress ? - Stop it . - What do you mean ? I mean your little chickie-poo here was working for me all the time . - Duh . - You 're ... You 're lying ! - Help ! - Jeepers , mister , you 're really strong . - Could n't have done it without you , sugar , sweetheart , babe . - No ! It 's ... It 's not like that . I did n't mean to ... I-I could n't ... I ... I 'm so sorry . Our hero 's a zero ! Our hero 's a zero ! Well , got ta blaze . There 's a whole cosmos up there waiting for me ... with , hey , my name on it . So much for the preliminaries , and now on to the main event ! Brothers ! Titans ! Look at you in your squalid prison ! - Who put you down there ? - Zeus @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is the first thing you are going to do ? - Destroy him ! - Good answer . Crush Zeus ! Freeze him ! Melt Zeus ! Blow him away ! Zeus ! - Uh , guys ? - Huh ? Olympus would be that way . - Zeus ! - Freeze him ! - Hold it , bright eye . - Huh ? I have a special job for you , my optic friend . - Huh ? Huh ? - Destroy Zeus ! Oh , we 're in trouble ! Oh , big trouble ! I got ta ... My lord and lady , the Titans have escaped . And they 're practically at our gates ! Sound the alarm ! Launch an immediate counterattack ! - Go ! Go ! - Gone , babe . Huh ? - Charge ! - On to battle ! Ya windbag ! Boom , badda-boom ! Boom , boom ! Hercules ! Where are you ? - What can we do ? - Where is Hercules ? Yeah , Hercules will save us . Hercules ! Come out ! Face me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ strength , you 'll be killed . - Hercules ! - There are worse things . - Run ! - Wait ! Stop ! - Hey , look ! It 's Hercules . - Thank the gods ! We 're saved ! So , you mighty Hercules . - Oh ! - Oh ! Easy , horsefeathers . Whoa ! Stop twitching ! Listen . Hercules is in trouble . We 've got ta find Phil . He 's the only one who can talk some sense into him . Get back ! Blast you ! - Ooh ! Chihuahua ! - Zeus ! Come on ! Hury up ! We 're shoving ' off here ! Phil ! Phil , Hercules needs your help . What does he need me for when he 's got friends like you ? - He wo n't listen to me . - Good ! He 's finally learned somethin ' . Look , I know what I did was wrong , but this is n't about me . It 's about him . If you do n't help him now , Phil , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Hephaestus has been captured , my lord . everyone 's been captured . I 've been captured . Hey , hey , watch the glasses . Zeusy , I 'm home ! Hades ! You 're behind this ? You 're correct , sir ! Flea ! - Hercules ! - Phil . Come on , kid . Come on . Fight back . Come on . You can take this bum . - This guy 's a pushover . Look at him . - You were right all along , Phil . - Dreams are for rookies . - No , no , no , no , no , kid . Givin ' up is for rookies . I came back ' cause I 'm not quittin ' on ya . I 'm willin ' to go the distance . How about you ? Me bite off head ! Whoa , baby ! Hercules ! Look out ! Meg ! No ! What 's happening ? H-Hades ' deal is broken . He promised I would n't get hurt . Meg , why ... why ... why did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people always do crazy things ... when they 're in love . Oh , Meg . Meg , I ... I ... Are you always this articulate ? You ... You have n't got much time . You can still stop Hades . I 'll watch over her , kid . You 're gon na be all right . I promise . Let 's go , Pegasus ! Hup , two , three , four ! Come on , everybody ! - I ca n't hear you ! - Oh , oh , that . I swear to you , Hades , when I get out of th ... I 'm the one giving orders now , bolt boy . And I think I 'm gon na like it here . Do n't get too comfortable , Hades ! - Hercules ! - This ought to even the odds ! - Yeah , Hercules ! Thank you , man . - Get them ! Whoa ! Hey ! No ! Get him ! Not me ! Him ! Follow the fingers ! Him ! The yutz with the horse ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! My intentions were pure . I really was attracted to you . - Throw ! - Ah ! Now watch your old man work ! Uh-oh ! Guys , get your titanic rears in gear ... and kick some Olympian butt . Whoa ! Is my hair out ? Thanks a ton , Wonderboy . But at least I 've got one swell consolation prize ... a friend of yours who 's dying to see me . Meg . Meg . Meg , no . Oh , I 'm sorry , kid . There 's some things you just ca n't change . Yes , I can . We were so close ! So close . We tripped at the finish line . Why ? Because our little nut , Meg , has to go all noble . - Where 's Meg ? - Oh . Look who 's here . - Wonderboy , you are too much . - Let her go . Get a grip . Come here . Come here . Let me show you around . Hmph . Well , well . It 's a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! - No , no , no . Must n't touch . You see , Meg 's running with a new crowd these days ... and not a very lively one at that . You like making deals . Take me in Meg 's place . Oh , hmph . The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death . - Going once ! - Hmm ? Is there a downside to this ? - Going twice ! - Okay , okay , okay , okay , okay ! You get her out . She goes ; you stay . Oh , you know what slipped my mind ? You 'll be dead before you can get to her . That 's not a problem , is it ? Oh ! What 's the matter with these scissors ? The thread wo n't cut . This is ... This is impossible ! You ... You ... You ca n't be alive . You 'd have to be a , a ... A god ? Hercules , stop ! Ya ca n't do this to me ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Okay , well , I deserved that . Herc , Herc , Herc ? Can we talk ? Y-Your dad ? He 's a fun guy , right ? So maybe you could put in a word with him ... and he 'd kind of blow this whole thing off , you know ? Meg , Meg , talk to him . You know , a little schmooze , uh ... Get away from me ! Do n't touch me ! Get your slimy souls off me ! He 's not gon na be happy when he gets outta there . - You mean , if he gets outta there . - Taxi ! - If ? If is good . - Taxi ! I do n't feel so good . I-I feel a little ... Wonderboy , what ... Why did you ... People always do crazy things when they 're in love . Whoa ! Hey , hey , hey , hey ! Three cheers for the mighty Hercules ! Oh , yeah . Flowers for everybody ! Oh ! Hercules ! Hercules , we 're so proud @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! You 've done it ! You 're a true hero . You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman . For a true hero is n't measured by the size of his strength ... but by the strength of his heart . Now , at last , my son ... you can come home . Congratulations , Wonderboy . You 'll make one heck of a god . Father , this is the moment I 've always dreamed of ... but ... a life without Meg , even an immortal life ... would be empty . I ... I wish to stay on Earth with her . I finally know where I belong . Hit it , ladies . Oh , gon na shout it from the mountaintops A staris born It 's the time for pulling ' out the stops A star is born - Honey , hit us with a hallelu - That kid came shining ' through Girl , sing the song Come blow your horn A star is born , a star is born - He 's a hero who can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , everybody , shout out loud A star is born Just remember in the darkest hour Within your heart 's the power For makin ' you a hero too So do n't lose hope when you 're for lorn - That 's Phil 's boy ! - Just keep your eyes - You just keep your eyes - Upon the skies - Upon the skies - every night , a star is - every night - Right in sight , a star is - Burning bright Burning bright A star is born What do ya say ? It 's happy ending time ! everybody 's got a little taste of somethin ' but me . I got nothin ' . I-I 'm here with nothin ' . Anybody listening ' ? It 's like I 'm ... What am I , an echo or something ? Hello ? Hello ? Am I talking to , what ? Hyperspace ? Hello , it 's me . Nobody listens .

@@5215941 11:55 . I 'll be right out front . - You all right ? - Get that out of my face . I do n't believe this . - This is next door . - I know we 're next door . Jesus Christ . Jesus . I do n't believe this . Shit . What are you doing ? Come on . Let 's get out of here . I 'm coming . Jerry , come on ! Come on ! Can you believe this shit ? What kind of asshole robs a bakery ? I do n't see him . What are we going to do ? It 's been five minutes . Let 's just get out of here . Come on , I mean ... Just get outta here ! Come on ! Move it ! Jesus Christ . We waited long enough . Come on ! Start the car ! What do you got ? Well , they cleaned out the register . Big time . The place ai n't bad ... the brownies . Come on . Let 's go write it up . You research something , you do it right , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back for him ? You set up a jewelry store , then you rob a jewelry store . You do n't rob a fuckin ' bakery . Think he made it ? He gets out of things , you know ? You take the car , OK ? You drop me off . If I do n't get a message , I 'll come over later . A fuckin ' bakery . I mean , who the fuck can we be ? Russ . Are you alone ? Just me and Walter , but I 'm expecting somebody . I was on my way home anyway . Where you been ? Get in here . Can I use the sink ? What 's up , Walt ? How 's it going ? Back to work ? You breaking hearts ? I figure I 'll put something together , you know ? Make a little money , get a few bucks together ... make a plan , and stretch out . You 'll do it . - Think so ? - Believe me . Drink 's on me . You sure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right . How you doing ? No complaints . Busy night out there ? Some jerks tried to take a bakery . Can you believe that ? Excuse me . I forgot my ciggies . Hey , Ed . You know each other ? I never saw him before in my life , right , Ed ? I 'll see you guys later . I , uh , ca n't stay . Sorry . I 'll take a rain check . What 's that shit all over your clothes , asshole ? Why do n't you tell me , Ed ? Why do n't you give me a ride home , Eddie ? I ran out of gas . He 's been coughing all night . I turned on the humidifier . Man , what time is it ? Ohh , boy . I got something for you . Unbutton my shirt . Jerry , it 's 2:30 in the morning . Open your own damn shirt . You 're going to love this , I swear to God . Please ? What ? What ? Jerry , what are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in . Come on . Reach in . Where did you get them ? Bags of them all over the road . Must have been a danish truck . Mmm . I think it 's cinnamon . Yeah ? You like that ? He 's OK . Eddie , I 'm shocked . You just be careful , all right ? I 'd be smart if I were you . Go on , wise ass . What are you doing home ? I drove your brother back . How gallant . Where 'd you find him ? Why does your mother keep putting my doughnuts in here ? I ca n't stand cold doughnuts . - Russell , is that you ? - Yeah . Morning . What are you ... Good morning . All right . I 'm coming . I 'm coming . Relax , will you ? Relax ! Great . Shit . That 's right . Who 's that ? You did n't come out when I called you . I got caught up . Hey , Mike , some coffee , please . - What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so funny , Jerry ? What 's so funny ? Our lives are on the line , and you eat pastry . You think that 's funny ? By the way , your brother-in-law showed up . Hey , look , I 'm in there , right ? I 'm all crouched down . There 's cops all around me . Everything is sticky . I started thinking about Betty and the kid . I mean , what if I get caught ? What happens to them ? - It 's nuts . - Why did this happen ? Can we ... can the three of us analyze this for a moment here ? - It made a " L . " - What ? The bakery made an " L " behind the jewelry store . Who knew ? Did you know ? I did not know . We did n't have any way of knowing . It 's a total unknown . Did you visit both places ? Yeah , I inquired about earrings and necklaces . I did n't ask them what went on in the back @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Are you in construction or not , Jerry ? I did n't have the plans , did I ? The jewelry store is here , the bakery is here . And where did you think they kept the overage ... on the fucking roof ? Look , we should just forget theft completely ... just rule it out . Concentrate on ideas . I 'm not talking about a life of crime . I 'm talking about a momentary shift in life styles ... a little , itty-bitty alteration . You understand ? You understand ? You 're in a hurry , you go on the highway ... every fucking car on the highway is going eighty miles an hour . What do you do , Jerry ? What do you do , Jerry ? Do you drive fifty-five because it 's the law ? Of course not . You go with the flow . You drive at the prevailing speed . When you exit the highway , then you revert . What 's this ? Forty-five dollars . We got the cash register . - Oh , we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ big shot . Go buy a doughnut . I got to get back , OK ? No . They can wait . Listen , I , uh ... You 're not answering my question . The next time I need a ride home , I 'll let you know . I am not talking about tonight . I 'm talking about Thursday , Friday , the future . Now , you 're doing a good job since you got here , Betty ... and I just really want to express my gratitude ... for the corporation . Hey , a couple of drinks . We 're both married . He 's gon na freeze out there . He 's probably gon na take the bus . There are no buses . They cut the route . He 's probably waiting for a cab . Hey , Jerry , wait . How long ago did you call ? They get angry when you 're not there , real nasty . You know , you could die out there . Old people die all the time out in the cold . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and doors , trunks ... I did it in 98 's , 88 's . I would n't spray paint . I drew the line at that ... no paint . What 's wrong with painting ? I painted for four years . Gets on the lungs . What about you ? You painted ? No . I 'm a , uh , carpenter . Yeah , he 's self-unemployed . I ... I got my social security and the pension ... but it 's not enough . God bless your wife . You ought to feed those dogs . See you . - Look , you 're lucky . - Oh , yeah ? Do n't make me stand up , ' cause I 'll send you to the moon . It 's OK . I better get going . - No , no . - No . I got to go . - What is that about Broadway ? - What ? Come on , you were saying that we could eat out ... and maybe go see Cats , something like that . - I said that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out ? - Yeah . - I hate Cats . - No , you do n't . All right , all right , all right . How about this ... how about we go down to the shore ? I 'll say I 'm going with one of my girlfriends . We 're going to go to the boardwalk ? Come on . No , for the weekend . Come on , we can stay at that place you said . - What place ? - That casino . - What casino ? - The one on TV . - You want to do something ? - Yeah . Huh ? You really want to do something ? - Yeah . - I mean for real . All right . How about I take you to California ? California . They have fresh-squeezed orange juice every day . Picture . If you have a backyard there , you got fresh fruit . Get our own little lime tree , avocado tree . - What do you say ? - Do n't bullshit me , Russell . Do I look like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at my face . Does this look like a bullshitting face ? Oh , she 's home . Laurie ? All right , all right . Where were you ? Get your feet off my bed . Your mother said you were here . I was here . I got this idea . I think you 're gon na love it . You know all those old people ... who wait in front of the supermarket ... since they canceled the bus ? - Yeah . - Now they got to take cabs . So we start our own car service . We use Jerry 's car . It 's an instant money-maker . Why ? Why what ? Tell me why these people ... would want to use us instead of taking a cab . Why ? Because those cab drivers are subhuman scumbags . And we 're cheaper , we 're more reliable ... we 're polite , we 're humble . You mean like a private car service . - Exactly . - You need a license , Sid . We know all those people through Betty @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ friends off . That would be like a chauffeur . That 's not my style . Forget it . I 'm invited for dinner . What else is new ? - Wash your hands . - We did , ma . - What ? - I said we did , ma . OK . Lower your voice . - Wash your hands . - I did . Did you use soap ? To what do we owe this honor ? I was in the neighborhood . I did n't hear any alarms going off . - He 's always welcome . - He 's always here . Do n't start trouble . - Who are you talkin ' to ? - I 'm talkin ' to my sister . - Watch how you do it . - No , you watch me how I do it . Maybe you 'll learn something for a change . What are you laughin ' at ? Meatballs . He 's always welcome . You come home from work , you pick up my prescription . It ai n't open ... the drugstore . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ human beings are awake . I 'm working on it . It 'll happen . Maybe I can give you a recommendation . I 'll do my best . I got a recommendation for you ... shut up . Do n't get smart with me , Ed , ' cause I 'll come over there ... and I 'll choke you to death . - Come on . - Hey , listen to what he said . Tough guy . Come on . You look at the ads this morning ? Yes , I did , ma , and there 's nothing there . Not what they 're looking for . What is that supposed to mean ? Vice president , CEO ... Correct me if I 'm wrong . I think you ought to go into the bakery business . - The what ? - Bakery . He never cooked in his life . Why would you suggest that , Ed ? Just a thought . Just a thought ? I just got a thought . Maybe you could tell us who puts his hands ... in strange pies @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to mean ? Ask him . Maybe we could have a little conversation ... about that . How about that , Ed , huh ? Why do n't you just shut up ? Maybe you should 've kept your mouth shut , do n't you think ? For once . For one night , you should 've kept your mouth shut . I 'm gon na miss the Wheel of Fortune . You 're working my last nerve . Did you mention it to her ? She said it was a great way to help out the old people . - See ? - But ... Maybe we would n't make much money . - She 's right . - She 's not right . You know why ? This is a niche . We found a niche ... where people need a service that 's not provided . That 's a niche ? That 's exactly what it 's called in the business . Hey , watch what he 's doing . Son of a bitch . What is it ? What is it ? - Jesus , man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ supermarket ? Do n't touch anybody ' cause they 'll sue us all . - Do n't touch him . - Mr . Kott , do n't worry . Open the door . I ca n't open the door . Put your hand on the door . Open the door ! Get the stuff out of the car ! Hey , open the door ! Hey , sir ! Open the door ! Open the door . Put your hand on the door . What are you doing , Jerry ? Move over . Watch your hands . Yeah , watch my hands ! Watch my hands is right ! Hurry up ! Do n't worry about it . It 's going to be OK . - Give me that . - I got it ! I got it ! What are you doing ? That 's bulletproof . Watch ! I got it ! Hey , hey ! Stop ! Shit ! Hold on . There it is ! Mr . Kott , do n't worry . Do n't worry . We got you . - What do we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him to the hospital . My back is gone . What are you complaining about ? You got the feet . What about the truck ? It 's full of money . Drive it back and tell ' em what happened . Right . Here 's the keys . We 'll meet you there . Come on . What are you doin ' ? All right , all right . Get him in the back . Come on , stop complaining . Stop , please . Come on . Get off of me ! The old guy had a heart attack . I brought the truck back . What ? Jerry , no ! Jerry , Jerry , do n't ! Come on . Yeah , well , she 's fired ! Jerry , just get down the steps . Get down the steps . How long has this been goin ' on ? - What ? - Answer me . How long ? Nothing 's been going on . Where 's the car ? He had his hands all over you . You 're tellin ' me nothing 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ been after me to have a drink . - He 's never grabbed me before . - Oh , yeah , so this is a first . - Jerry , where 's the car ? - How come you did n't tell me ? - Where 's the car ? - Answer me ! I did n't want you to beat him up and get me fired , all right ? Now , where 's the goddamn car ? It 's at the hospital . Well , then , call a taxi , Jerry . What , are you kidding ? - That 's right ... no money . - Where are you going ? - I 'm trying to get home . - Betty , they 'll be here ! Jerry , you want to wait for them , wait for them , all right ? You should have seen me on the way to the hospital . I ran every fuckin ' red light . It was beautiful . I 'm a hero . We 're heroes now . Heroes . Great . I 'm glad we saved @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ break his fucking legs . How much money you think is in those bags every day , huh ? How many millions you think is inside ? I do n't know . Maybe we should ask Betty . Aw , come ... no , no . Forget it . Betty gets fired , the place gets hit ... I 'm an instant suspect . Not the place , the truck . The truck ? Yeah . Watch this car . Watch this car . Watch this car . Why did n't we think about this when it was happening ? Speak for yourselves . Because we 're not cut out for this . Some people are . For instance , criminals . The guy was dying . We were not prepared . We are now a little bit more familiar with the triangle . - It 's a Mickey Mouse operation . - That 's my point . The actual pickup is casual and sloppy . We 've witnessed it , right ? Sid , we can not rob an armored truck . Jerry , how you doing ? Hi @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ corner . How about you ? Are you , uh , full ? I 'll give you a call . Listen , the beauty of this whole fucking thing is ... there 's no middleman . It 's instant cash in bags . What 's wrong with you , Russ ? It 's armed robbery ! Lower your fuckin ' voice , all right , idiot ? Fuckin ' idiot . It 's not necessarily armed robbery . What do you mean , " not necessarily " ? They carry guns ! Yeah , but it 's only armed robbery if we carry guns . So what are are we gon na do it with ... mirrors ? - Fake weapons . Toys . - I do n't believe this . Wait a second . It 's done all the time . Somebody points a gun in your face , what are you going to do ? Are you going to ask to see the bullets ? Of course not . You 're gon na assume that 's it 's a deadly weapon . All right ? The thief gets @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a rule of thumb . The majority of handguns in this country fire caps . Caps . - I love it . - What ? We rob two dozen pastries . So now we rob an armored car with a cap gun . It 's brilliant . - Nobody 's gon na get hurt . - Oh , I see . - He 's right . - I 'm right ? No , Jerry 's right . We do n't rush into things like this . Come on . You love this idea . All right . Now , look , we can do the driving thing . - We 'll start it tonight . - OK , that 's good . Exactly . - I 'll be right back . - Where are you going ? I 'm gon na buy a notebook to put everything on paper . I thought you just said we 're going to do the car service ! Jerry , listen , we 're capable of doing ... two things at the same time , all right ? I want to investigate this truck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , all right ? You could stay uncommitted . Hey , Russ , get some graph paper . Remember graph paper , Jerry ? Will you move it , pops , huh ? Come on . Where you going ? We 're sharing . Yeah , well , it 's separate fares . Will you move this thing ? Separate fares ? We can call a taxi . This is not my neighborhood . We 're across town here . I 'm taking a little detour , OK ? A little shortcut . A what ? You should do something about the breath . Brush their teeth , something . There 's nothing wrong with their breath , OK ? Are we lost ? What 's the problem here ? There 's no problem . We 're waiting for a passenger pickup , so just relax . Maybe it 's the other end . It smells awful in here . He 's right about those dogs . You got a pair of stinkin ' dogs here ! Let me tell you something . These dogs , they smell better than @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! This is not a contest , all right ? We all stink ! You can take me home ! Why do n't you just shut your mouth ? I 'll miss the news ! I 'll miss everything ! Just relax , OK ? Do n't get me started . Just relax . You calm down . That 's it . I 'm out of here . I 'm gon na take the bus . How you gon na get on the bus with the two dogs ? Do n't worry about it , OK ? You happy now ? Huh ? You happy ? Come on . I 'm happy . You happy ? Here . Right over here . Stay over here . Come here now . All right . Ready ? All right , here it comes . - Thank you , driver . - Ohh , man . What 's with the dogs ? They 're seeing eye dogs , sir . I heard about that bullshit . Well , the little one 's in training . Get these animals the fuck off my bus @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hell off the bus with this shit ! I tried . Come on . There 'll be another bus . Want some ? Thanks a lot . The buses are running late today . Yeah , what else is new ? Uh , thanks a lot . I really appreciate this . This is nice of you . Do you want to come inside and warm up ? Well , you know , the dogs ... No , it 's all right . My boss ai n't here . Come on . You 're soaked , huh ? Were you blind on the bus ? Yeah . Sometimes it works . It 's hard to do . I 've tried being blind a couple of times . Why is that ? For the experience . - What 's your name ? - Sid . I 'm Enid . It 's a nice place . It 's so secondhand . Just make yourself comfortable . Do you mind if I tie the dogs up ? No , no . Go ahead . If you want , you could put your pants @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back there . This is my favorite . Do people ... do they pay cash for furs ? - Cash ? - Mm-hmm . Sometimes . Are you a thief ? Why ? Do I look like one ? Did you ever try being deaf ? Deaf is tougher than blind . Remarkable . No . It 's all secondhand . It 's all used . Yeah . Yeah , we have hats . What size is your head ? All right . We tighten up . No more shared rides ... no more carrying groceries . Things like that . It 'll be ... - Jerry , Jerry . - What ? Are you kidding me or what ? I 'm sick of these old people . Forget it . I 'm out of this . I see real potential here , Russ . Yeah , you want to see potential . Your wife wants to see potential . Sid and his ... his puppies , he wants to see potential . Well , personally , as a man ... unencumbered by any sort of woman ... personally , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - What ? - Too serviel . - Servile . - Yeah , servile . It sucks . What the fuck happened ? What 's this ? Russell , is that you ? She 's talking to you ! I 'm talking to ... What are you doing in the dark ? People do n't sit in a dark room . Get out ! - What did you say ? - Get out ! What did you say ? Nobody ever did that to me . What 's goin ' on ? What 's he doing ? What the hell 's going on in here ? Guys , how you doing ? I got to get back . I got to feed the dogs . You want my phone number ? If someone else answers , just hang up fast . See you . I enjoyed meeting you . Yeah . Me , too . Come on . Take it easy , huh ? We 'll get our chance . Come on , we 're out of it . From now on , we 'll do the truck thing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him in your room the other night . Who ? What 's his face ... your cop-in-law . - In my room ? - Yep . By the closet . Sometimes he borrows my shoe polish . You know what it costs to take a bus to Los Angeles ? It 's only eighty-nine dollars one way . - A bus ? - Gets you there , does n't it ? Come on . Then we 're out of here . Oh , we got to send them a check or a major credit card . Who ? The casino . I made the reservation . - Why ? - In three weeks . ' Cause that 's the only way they hold the reservation . - What 's the matter ? - I want to be consulted . - We can split it . - It 's not splitting it . I do n't want you arranging my life like that . What the f ... What is that ? Jesus Christ ! Are you embarrassed about being seen with me ? I mean , why do n't we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I 'm out of a job right now , remember ? My own mother 's after me for money , all right ? - Am I too young or something ? - No , you 're not too young . Come on . Things are gon na change for me , all right ? Things will change . Like what ? You 'll get a job ? That 's what I 'm waiting for , right ? Maybe that 's not something you wait for . What does that mean ? Hey , Laurie , what does that mean ? Maybe it 's something you do . Yeah ? What 's that supposed to mean ? Where you goin ' ? Laurie ! Laurie ! We want to isolate the truck . Get the guy alone somewhere . I see that as the basic premise . Where 's the couch ? They took the couch back , Jerry . Can we concentrate here ? What is the point of keeping this around here , Sid ? I mean , this is unhealthy . That 's why you do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ How long 's it been ? Ten years ? Mind your own business , Russ . You wash those dogs ? You do n't wash dogs in cold weather . How do you clean them ? - They 're not dirty . - They smell . - They do n't smell . - They do . Am I nuts ? Sid , tell the truth . You do n't think those dogs smell ? Come on . They smell like dogs , Russ . You know , some people happen to enjoy the smell of dogs . They stink . Maybe a little right guard . You know , those are girl dogs . What do you see in those little things ? Sid , do you fuck those dogs ? Come on , Sid . Tell the truth . I swear to God . I wo n't say a word . As a matter of fact , I do n't even think ... it 's that outrageous . I think it 's romantic . - Hi . - Hi . I tried calling first , but your number 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ carriers . The interim has been driving me crazy . Could I come in ? See the dogs ? Get out of my way . Hi . How you doing ? Good . Could I come in ? Actually , I got kind of a business meeting ... going on now . Can I get back to you ? I thought maybe we could get together tonight . Tonight sounds good . You think maybe I could give you a call ... after I know how my day 's shaping up ? Mmm ... OK . I 'll be at the shop till 6:00 . What 's this ? See you . Girls knocking on your door , huh , Sid ? Yeah , well , it happens , Russ . Who was that ? A friend of the dogs ? I tell you what ... I got a plan I want to discuss . You guys want to discuss it or forget about it ? Do it . All right , in order to isolate the driver ... the truck 's got to break down . Now , we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the line while the truck 's parked ... in the parking lot . There 's no night watchman . - And then we plug up the hole . - And ? When the driver takes off the next day ... to pick up the cash , we pull the plug , we follow . The truck runs out of gas . We 're right there . What if he runs out of gas in front of a police station ? We decide where he 'll run out of gas . How fast he 's traveling and how fast it leaks out . Exactly . Our best bet 's probably right about here . Something 's not right . What ? This is completely doable . I do n't know , Sid . Something 's not right . Trust me . Who 's this girl ? Somebody that I met . Can we stick with the issues here ? Look at this . " L " ten , " R " seventeen , " L " twenty . Where does she work ? She does n't work . She 's a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the combination to her gym locker . You want an explanation ? I 'll give you an explanation . What are you gon na do , borrow her sneakers ? She 's a romantic . It happens to be the combination to her heart . Yuck it up . I need air , OK ? Gas is combustible . One spark from the drill ... and ka-boom . - That 's it . - Shit . Oh , well . Come on . I 'm starving . I 'm hungry . I ca n't take this . Good try , Sid . Nice plan . Forget it . Wait a minute . I got it . We go with the exact same plan ... only we do n't drill the gas line . We drill the gym locker . - The radiator . - Exactly . We show we 're good samaritans . We offer assistance . What , and then ... " Oh , excuse me , sir . " Can I get the bags of money , please ? " We ca n't rule out minor violence . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bastard ! There 's three of us . He 's an old fucking bastard with a gun . Your wife just lost the only paying job that we have . I do n't know how you 're gon na pay your rent ... but I just got my eviction notice . I ca n't do this . What ? What ? You got a message from that security company ... Lion Security . Did you apply there ? From Mr . Kott . Probably wanted to say thanks . What 's to eat ? There 's nothin ' to eat . Nothin ' in here . You said you ate . I 'm talking about like a snack . Like a snack . A lousy cracker . - Well , you see any crackers ? - Uh , no . Well , then no crackers . Have some cereal . It 's nighttime , for Christ 's sake . Well , Jerry , do n't tell your stomach , all right ? You expect me to eat a bowl of milk and cereal ... with a can of beer ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I want something solid , something with bones . You 're not the only one who wants something around here . Oh , really ? Well , what do you want so bad ? Forget it . No , I want to hear this . What do you want ? I want a washer and dryer . How 's that ? Oh , a washer and dryer . I 'll get a checkbook . Hold on . Ricky , you see my checkbook , huh ? You got a lot of fucking nerve ... asking me for a washer and dryer . Yeah , that 's right ! I want a washer and dryer ! I got ta get myself to the laundromat ... dragging him on the bus . It 's raining , it 's wet ... he 's screaming , do n't have no stroller . I see . Now it 's a stroller you want . Anything else ? You know what else I want ? I want designer clothes ... and I want a VCR with remote and I want a sauna ... and I want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Get off me ! - Calm down ! All right , all right , do n't cry , do n't cry . Jesus , I 'm sorry . Betty , I 'm sorry . All right ? - Do n't worry . - I 'm scared . OK , all right . It 's gon na be OK . Jerry , you do n't know that . - How do you know that ? - ' Cause I do . Do n't worry . I want you to go in there , and I want you to apologize to him . - What ? - Go down there and apologize . You tell him you lost control , and it wo n't happen again . Just go down there , and you do that . That creep ? You just go down there , and you go get my job back ! - No . - Just do it ! I 'm not playing with you ! Just go down there and do it ! I think I 'll have that cereal after all . There 's no milk @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ popcorn . I can show you better than I can tell you . Look at that guy 's suit . - Russ , have some . - This is the layout . Wrigley Field , where we pull the strike . Plenty neat . What are you watching , Ma ? What 's going on in here ? Police department ? I want to report a holdup . Wrigley Field . Units 2-7 and 2-8 , investigate a 5-6-1 . 4-5 district . Investigate a 5-6-1 . So , uh , Ralph , I 'm , uh ... you know , I 'm sorry I hit you , and , uh ... I must 've got the wrong idea about what you were doing . I do n't really understand why you were touching my wife . I think you should really just not ... Boys do n't always grow up . They age , they put on weight ... they lose sap , lose hair . They grow lumps and warts . They have regrets . They lose their tempers , and they blame women ... but they do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have moved out , right ? Did you ever go to Los Angeles ? - Been to Las Vegas once . - Oh , yeah ? Went there with a friend . There was a basket of fruit . - Fruit ? - In the room . And robes . The hotel supplied robes . I did n't see much of the city . So , what 's in Los Angeles ? Some chick I 've been seeing ... she keeps talking about going to Los Angeles . Go with her . You can always come back , baby . It 's not the Bermuda Triangle . - She 's a kid . - She 's not eleven , is she ? She 's one of those girls , you know ... she wants something , you know what I mean ? An intangible thing . Hey , everybody wants something . Yeah , well , she 's trying to arrange my life . Somebody 's got to do it . She 's good_looking , good in bed ... and she 's crazy about you , am I right ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on . Shake it . - What ? It stimulates the movement of a car . Watch where you 're shaking that . Hey , you want to shake this ? - We 're timing this . - I 'll be right back . It 's 2:30 . I got ta walk the dogs . Hey , Sid , we 're rotating here . If I do n't walk ' em now , they 're gon na start whining . I 'm gon na start whining . Will you forget the dogs for one minute today ? Hey , could you take this , please ? Take it . Put it down . Come on . Come on . Let me in there . Start shaking it . I 'll start shaking it as soon as I ... Watch my pants . You 're getting it near my pants . Watch him . - This is asinine . - You got a better idea ? It 's not even hot yet . Maybe we should enlarge the hole . I think maybe we should have two holes . One hole @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Jesus Christ ! What a day . How you doing ? - I 'm gon na quit . - How come ? She makes me feel like Cinderella . Did you read the envelope ? Yeah , I did . I think you 're crazy . You 'd be the first person they 'd suspect ... if the place got robbed . I had n't thought of that . Do you think I have a death wish ? No . I mean , I do n't know . You coming ? I feel like being in bed with you . Really ? You know , that 's ... that 's nice . - I find it encouraging . - What ? What 's so funny ? Do you think men are afraid of women ? I do n't know . I mean , in general , no . I just think that most men find women to be unpredictable . I guess that 's what makes him so uneasy . I mean , you know , men in general . We going to your place ? No , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ now . Can you make a right turn on the next corner ? Your girlfriends are in the kitchen . You 're late . What , only seven minutes . So what ? What 's the hurry ? Gon na rob a Carvel 's ? We 're going to the movies . Why do n't you use a glass ? We got to go . Come on . Who 's that ? Who is it ? It 's the neighbor 's kid . Nobody . What do you mean , who is it ? Throw it up . What , are you stupid ? You did that on purpose . This is it . What ? Oh , God ! Take the drill out . Pull it . Give me this . Hey , Sid , put the light on . Here . What happened ? Did it work ? Yes , it worked perfect . - We had to kill a dog . - A dog ? One of those attack dogs that was gon na eat the both of us . - How 'd you kill it ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We drilled it right in the fuckin ' throat . - He did . - You drilled it ? We 're at Sid 's place at 2:00 . We 're out of there by 2:10 . Go to the supermarket at 2:25 , truck comes there around 2:30 . The guy 's in there about ten minutes ... then he pulls the plug . Hey , Sid , when we get done here ... maybe you should do something about your arm there . - I 'm done now . - You 're not done now , Sid . We just said we 're gon na go through this one more time . Sid , the dogs can wait . Why do n't you lay off with the dog thing , huh , Jerry ? Hey , Sid , pal ? The danish and the coffee . How about you pay for your food ... before you make the dramatic exit ? Pay first and then dramatic exit . How 's this ? Pay for everything and leave a tip this time . Come on . That dog was comin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at us . All right ? It was an accident . It was an accident , all right ? Do n't walk out , Sid . We 're gon na make this a two-man thing now ? It 's a little late for that . Maybe if he found himself a girl this time ... did you ever think of that ? A woman , Sid , instead of a fuzzy dog , right ? You get a little perspective , Sid ? Yeah , go ahead and leave . We 're not backing down from this thing . Listen to me . I got Betty up against a goddamn cliff . I got no ... What are we supposed to do ? How are we gon na do this without him ? Show me how it 's gon na work with two people . Oh , man . OK . Loving you Is easy ' cause you 're beautiful Making love to you Is all I want to do Jesus Christ ! Come on ! Relax ! I borrowed it from Ed . You took his gun ? He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ every day of the week . Russ , man , you said no guns . What the hell is wrong with you ? Look who showed up . Here . Put it on . All right . Ca n't get this down . It 's the cops ! Do n't turn around ! Just relax . We have n't done nothing yet . All right ? Just calm yourself . Take off your mask . - Take off your mask . - All right . Shit . - What do we do ? - Look who it is . It 's Ed the cop . Look at him . Turn the car . Turn the car right here ! Turn the car . Shit ! Where you going ? We got to shake him , all right ? We 'll pick up the truck when he comes around . He knows , man . He fucking knows . He does n't know nothing . He 's here just to bust our balls . That 's what he 's here for . Just go straight . Look at him . He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ blew a tire . What are you , a fucking idiot ? I fucking did it . He fucking wrecked . He crashed , and we almost died . Aw , fuck . Moneybags coming up . He should be overheating now . He checks the gauge , sees the steam under the hood . He 's probably scratching his balls right now . He 's slowing down around this bend . He stops the truck . He 's definitely overheating . Slow down , slow down . He 's gon na try and start the engine again , all right ? So we 'll give him a moment ... while he figures out what the fuck he 's gon na do . He 's out of the truck . He pops the hood , he leans in , and he takes a peek . - Shit . - You had this timed ? Son of a bitch ! Fuck ! Fuck ! Fuck ! Fuck ! Damn it , Sid . You 're a ... you 're a jerk . It was an educated guess . Educated guess ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Look , I painted cars . I did n't design them . All right , pass him , pass him . - What ? - Cut him off ! Come on , it gets busy down there . Just ... What are you doing ? - He 's stopping . - Shit ! Are you nuts ? You do n't push someone 's foot on the gas ! Look at this . It 's just the front panel . What 's the big deal ? - Are you gon na take care of it ? - Was I driving , Jerry ? Shut up ! You know what my deductible is ? Anyone hurt ? Why the hell did you put on your brakes ? I was overheating , so I put on the brakes . Jesus , you guys come out of nowhere ... What you wearing masks for ? Because we 're going to rob you , asshole . He 's got the keys to the back . Shit ! Aw , son of a bitch . Let 's get out of here . We got time . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about three fucking minutes . Just get the stuff , Sid . We ca n't get in without the keys . We 'll bust in ! Get the stuff ! Give me the thing . Come on . Give me that . Move over . Move over . Do n't ... do n't fuck with me ! Lie down ! Stay down ! Sons of bitches . Fuck this . Oh , God , please get me out of this . I 'll never do anything like this again . Jesus Christ . What are you doing ? Come on . Let 's get out of here . What are you doing ? Jesus , this gun feels real . - Sid , no ! - Do n't ! I 'm going to drop myself off . I do n't want Betty to see the car like this . You know ? I could n't believe it . The man said they 'd been investigating Ralph 's books ... for , like , three months . When they got all these complaints ... from the customers about firing me ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it out . I 'm getting back pay . - Do you believe it ? - Back pay ? Yeah , so you see ... it 's all good . And they asked me if I was interested in his job . Manager ? Well , I 'll have to take some courses . But I do n't know if I want to do that . I know . Maybe I 'll get to be manager . How about that , huh ? Sid Dunleavy ? This your first time ? Do n't worry about it . No big deal . They 're ready for you . It is my pleasure to introduce to you first ... the three quick-thinking young men . On the day of November 4th ... these young men saved the life of Mr . Kott ... who suffered a heart attack ... while driving an armored vehicle . Gentlemen , stand up , please . Up . Not only did they rush Mr . Kott to the emergency room ... but they had the presence of mind ... to safely return the truck ... and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're a fine example for us all . On behalf of the city and Lion Security ... I say thank you and God bless you ... and present you each with a City Samaritan award . In addition , a unique ... one-of-a-kind gift for each of you ... a framed wooden Lion Security seal logo .

@@5216041 GOKUSEN GoodBye 3-D Yankumi 's Graduation Tears Graduation Ceremony Heisei 14 ( 2002 ) Shirokin High School Congratulations on your Graduation ! It 's time to say " Goodbye " You should stop it . The room will be gloomy . A time to smile ! Now that all of us are graduating together ... You are right ! We owe you everything , Yankumi ! You can say that again . eh ? During this year , since we met , There are many things we had done together , Everything ... all wonderful memories There is nothing more I can teach . Be sure to act in a dignified and mature manner . Yankumi ! Where are you going ? ! I 'm so sorry ! There is a place I must go by all means . All of you ! I 'll never forget ... Yankumi ! Kumiko-san ! Shinohara-san ! Are you really sure ? Yes . My life from now on , not as a teacher , but as a woman , together with Shinohara-sama , I want to spend . Kumiko-san ! Shinohara-san ! Ojyo=short form of Ojyo-sama or Ojyosan , which means @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ boss . Ojyo ! Stop it ! Ojyo ! Ojyo ! Ojyo ! Minoru ! You bastard ! I 'm innocent ! Ojyo ! What what ... What 's happening ? What 's this commotion ? Minoru , you coward . Unfair to attack me while I 'm sleeping . Minoru , what have you done to Ojyo ? You bastard ! Just a blanket ... she might catch a cold What ? A blanket ? She must 've been daydreaming . So cute , is n't she ? Ojyo ! Drooling ... there ... Dreaming about me ? Shinohara-san was so cool ... Kumiko-san ! Good morning . Good morning . Yamaguchi Sensei ! Yamaguchi Sensei , too formal ... Call me K U M I K O . Kumiko ? Kumiko . Yes ! Oh ! To Australia ? Yes . You mean a prize trip to overseas ? Though it 's an unknown 4th-grade university Mom and Dad , got so excited and happy . Great ! Food is delicious . When do you go ? 10 day trip from today . From today ? Why are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to school ? Due to Dad 's business , ( Oyaji=Dad , Father ) We can only fly today . No problem , is n't it ? No more classes for seniors . What do you do with our plan ? Sorry , As parents are so happy , I could not refuse ... What 's your secret talk ? None of your business . As such , see to it , Yankumi . OK ? Rats ! Do n't forget my souvenirs ! I 'll be happy with anything I can eat . I wonder why he came here today . See you at the Graduation Ceremony , Minami ! See you , all ! Today is the last day for the Senior Classes , We only have Graduation Ceremony and several attendance days . Many thanks should go to your efforts , We have great results on student 's accomplishments . Look at the board , please . My 3-A class has filled in all University spots . Great work ! Ronin=a student who failed in entrance exams . My Class , though I have 3 Ronin students @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I had some scared moments . But we filled in every spot last week . Vice Principal ( Kyoto ) , we can have a peaceful Graduation Ceremony . You are correct . Except One Class ... Yamaguchi Sensei , 5 students have n't decided . What 's the meaning of this ? These 5 's exam results will be announced next week . Probably they all passed the exams . " Probably " can not cut it here . But 3-D has a dazzling victory winner . Sawada Shin Passed Waseda University ( **29;760;TOOLONG ) Keio University ( EconomicsDept ) Yes , yes , yes . Sawada passed Waseda and Keio University . On top of it , he is a Valedictorian ! Is n't he something ? He 's a proud student of 3-D ... No , Shirokin Gakuin High School 's honor , His achievement shall become a legend here . Agree ? Then , everyone tries hard until the Graduation Ceremony . Yes At one time , we worried a lot about them . But everyone can graduate from 3-D . I 'm happy for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ During this period , students go so easy . So it 's the most dangerous time . Japanese proverb . Yudan Taiteki Issun Saki wa Yami . Unpreparedness is one 's greatest enemy . A black hole might be an inch ahead . They grew up a lot . There is no worry , I 'm sure . You , stupid ! Very bad ... Idiot ! Playing catch in the hallway . Is this a proof of " They grew up a lot ? " Yamaguchi Sensei ? I 'm sorry . Listen good . There is always a possibility that you shall be expelled Even on the very day of Graduation . Expelled ? Of course , Yamaguchi Sensei . You must take a responsibility if such a thing should occur . What 's that ? Yankumi must be fired , as well ? Of course . A home room teacher must take a rap . Vice Principal , as you can see , they learned ... They are still staring at me . Hey ! I 'll overlook this time . I appreciate your noble act . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back . Go , hurry . Go back to the class room . You have a broad mind . A perfect deed as a Principal-to-be . Kouchou=Principal What did you say ? A Princial-to-be ? Do n't be so hasty , Washio , the Vice Principal-To-Be . Kyoto=Vice Principal Vice Principal ? What is this ? You did n't know ? Principal Shirakawa has been promoted to be an Education Comittee Council from this April . Education Committee ? Very sad to part from Shirokin Gakuin School . Since when were you there ? Just right now . As such , Vice Principal will assume a Principal position from this April . Sawatari , the Principal-to-be ... So I say , it 's too early , Washio , Vice Principal-to-be . You are right . One woman scandal can wipe off your promotion . Unpreparedness is one 's greatest enemy . A black hole might be an inch ahead . Was that Satsuki-chan of the Cabaret Paradise ? Anyhow , Yamaguchi Sensei , up until the very moment of graduation , You take full control of all students of 3-D @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that everyone will get a diploma . 3-D 's Graduation Trip To IZU Shuzenji " Gold Dragon Inn " Do n't forget to come at 8:00 A.M . Do n't be late ! Amazing , you printed this , too ? Why not ? This is our Graduation Trip . But I envy Minami ! Koala ? Onsen is much better than that . Kouhei-kun , you are jealous . It 's so obvious . Hey , Is it really OK not to invite Yankumi ? She might be very mad if she found out . You are right . I think it 's OK . She is a teacher , after all . We can not fully enjoy ourselves with a chaperon . What a rare statement from Shin-chan . " Fully Enjoy Ourselves " , etc . Is that right ? So we must make sure . Yankumi never knows about it . Sure ! Damn ! I hate Vice Principal . What 's the matter ? He declared that he would expel anyone if we caused any troubles . What ? And Yankumi must be fired , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A School Rule Book does not regulate a trip . If it is only a trip . How about alcohol ? How about cigarettes and girls ? No girls involved this time . I ca n't think of a trip without alcohol and cigarettes No way ! No way ! It 's Ok as long as they do n't find out . You are right . Sure right ! Yankumi wo n't lose her job , as long as school does n't know . Yes ! Yes ! This 'll be the last time we can do silly things together . Let 's enjoy our Graduation Trip ! Yay ! Oh , great ! You finally understood the rule . " When a teacher came , you keep quiet . " It 's a reward that I had tried a lot for all this time . Yes ! Yes ! We all owe to Yankumi . We appreciate Yankumi from the bottom of our hearts . You ... You grew up to be responsible adults . Why being tricked so easily ? Today is the last day of the 3rd @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are several more days you must come to school Anyhow , do n't do silly things , Especially no fighting . If you got hospitalized , you ca n't attend graduation You understood ? Yes ! Noda , Oishi , Shimazu , Maeda and Fujiwara ! Next Monday is your verdict day . You must all come to report the results without fail . Yes . I do n't think I passed . Me , neither . Stop being a wimp . I have confidence in you . Got it ? OK . 3-D . All of us are going to graduate together ! Oh ! I ca n't feel secured until I hear results from these 5 . Hey , hey , hey ! Do n't you want to go to a one-day trip to Onsen tomorrow ? Onsen ? I had a plan with my friends . But they canceled ... You want to go ? I have coupons for 3 . Gladly . I 'm not in the mood for Onsen . I know how you feel . But what you can do is just to wait @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ look of a Home-Room Teacher is a bad omen . A bad omen ? ( Engi=omen ) For your hard-working students , You must become a Goddess of Victory . A Goddess ? ( Megami=Goddess ) A Goddess must be clean in mind and body . That 's where Onsen comes in ! Yes , I 'm going , too . Onsen ? With Fujiyama Sensei and Kawashima Sensei . 3 of us together . Can we tag along , too ? No . There 's no need to come . I see . For Onsen , why do you need these weird things ? Graduation is so close ... I 'm busy for preparation ... so I debated myself a little ... That 's where relaxaton comes in . Yes , I think so , too . Yes . Students are graduating ... Joyous occasion , is n't it ? Yep . Ojyo , will you take a look at this ? When it comes to Graduation Ceremony , It is a Gala Occasion for Ojyo . And your first students ' graduation . For that precious moment of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Please ! What is it ? Prepare Yourself To Die . Where on earth can you find these ? You did not ... like it . You know ... I appreciate it . I 'll put it in a candidate list of what to wear . Thank you ! Do you think that they can really graduate ? I 'm not so sure ... Do n't jinx it . I 'm sorry . Meshi=Meals , food , etc . Asa-meshi=breakfast Hiru-meshi=lunch Ban-meshi=dinner Let 's eat dinner . Yes ! Only myself going to Onsen , ... My hard working students , I 'm sorry . We go on a Graduation Trip tomorrow ! Yay ! Nice bath ... I want to use it . Let 's bathe together , shall we ? Noooo ! What do you do after graduation ? I want to enroll in the Art College . My future dream is to establish my own Designer Brand . Cool ! But I failed 2 already , The result from Mikado Art College next week ... is my last hope . I , too must face the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Where is it ? Never heard of such a university . Me , neither ! You are better than us . We all failed in every test . We are Ronins now . How about you , Kumai-kun ? I 'll go to Chef Academy . I 'll inherit my Dad 's Ramen store , And I want to turn it into a Real Authentic Chinese Restaurant . Kuma , you are great ! Your late Dad is happy in Heaven . How about you , Uchiyama-kun ? I start working for Ishiyama General Contractors . You 'll be a carpenter ? Yes . In future , I 'll get an Architect License . I 'll build your houses . That 'll be great . Maybe I was too cool , was n't I ? How about you , Sawada-kun ? eh ? Shin passed Waseda and Keio University . Is n't that something ? Superb ! So which do you pick ? I have n't made up my mind yet . You are too great . You have a choice . I envy you , Shin . I envy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... Ouch ! I 'll sing for you ! Shuzenji Hondo 50 Meters Pickled Wasabi Onsen Manjyu Shuzenji Temple KinRyu ( GoldDragon ) Inn What a great view ! Did n't I tell you so ? ! Onsen , Onsen ! Welcome ! Thank you . We came finally . You are Kawashima Group , we presume . We 've been expecting you . Yes ! Please come right in . Let me carry your baggages . Come follow me , please . Wow , Great ! I feel I 'm an adult . Welcome . Welcome . We 've been expecting you . This way , please . Thank you for coming all the way . You must 've been tired , I 'm sure . This way , please . You must 've been tired . Not really . We are young . Thank you . Rather noisy here ... A company trip or something ? Onsen Lover Circle of some university , I heard . University students ... Rather tired of high school students , Maybe University guys are OK occasionally OK ? Casual flirtations with the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Female to Male is called , Gyaku Nanpa . Let 's attack them . Me , too . To Onsen ? This is the room . Good . Great ! Nice Japanese Gardens ! There are carps there . Uchii , you fell in love with her at first sight ? No way . stop it . What 's your name ? My name is WAKABA . Wakaba . Wakaba-chan , what do you think of him ? I highly recommend . Stop kidding . I 'm not on sale ... Do n't by shy ! Hurry up . We will be leaving you , if you can not keep up with . Girl 's voice ! Let 's do Nanpa ! Wait for me . Wait for me . My ball ... wait . Wait , please . I thought I heard a familiar voice ... Should you need anything , feel free to call me . Yes , we 'll call you definitely . Then , I shall be excused . Uchii , you must have fallen in love with her . No , I do n't think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ca n't hide it . No way ! No way ! Not that , I say . So easy to tell . He is my type . I take the Right One . So what shall we do ? I want to go to a Rainbow Country . Rainbow Country ... Hold on . I saw it in the pamphlet . But we have no cars . What shall we do ? Fom here , we can take a bus ... We go there , too . Do you want to tag along ? May we ? Sure thing ! We have a car . Then , we 'll take your invitation . Let 's go . Wait . Wait . A pair . 2 v.s 2 2 v.s 2 ? Are you office ladies ? We are College students ! No way ! Age shows ! College Girls ? A pair ? Should 've been 3 vs 2 . How can you forget about me ? You dropped this . Thank you very much . Do n't mention it . Ahhhhhhh ! Why are you here ? What are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... No . No ... You 're hiding something from me . Onsen Entry For Men What the hell are you doing here ? You took a secret Graduation Trip ... What a nerve to go wild away from my reach ! We are not going wild yet . You were under arrest on the spot , Kuma . Hand over all of your alcohol and cigarettes . ehhhhh ? ehh ? so you have them . ah ... Sawada , why are you giggling ? Of course , I 'm having fun . Fun ? Having a good time with us , having been scolded by Yankumi Stop talking nonsense . Ok . Let 's surrender everything . Rats ! We ca n't help it . Hand over . Here . You brought this much ? What a bad luck ! Yankumi busted us again . Disaster if it happens to be a Vice Principal . That 's right . You could 've been expelled . But you know We wanted to have a good memory After graduation , We 'll be separated , you know . You are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Enjoy yourselves ... but as high school students . OK . 3-D Graduation Trip Plan . Fight ! Oh ! Shuzenji means a Rainbow Country . English Village and Canadian Village , and many more . What fun ! Let 's go over there . Yes . Let 's . Cute ! This is bad . With such nice bodies ... Very harmful to my students . Well ... A Rainbow Country is gone , just varnished . What ? Turn Right . 1 2 , 1 2 , 1 2 . 1 2 , 1 2 , 1 2 , At Onsen , you ca n't beat ping pong games . Let 's go ! 1 2 I 'm the best player here . This is bad , too . Just one eye contact , there 'll be a gong for a fist fight . Everyone , bad news . Ping Pong tables are gone , too . What ? What are you saying ? What is what ? I do n't know . Let 's go back to the room and discuss . Go back to the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to have fun , but if I 'm not careful , I never know where they go . You are right . If something happened , and vice president came to know it , they are in trouble . All you need is to let them have fun and you make sure nothing happens . I 'll give you a hand . 3-D guys are too dangerous . Thank you very much . 3-D Quick Impersonation Contest Top Batter , Yamaguchi Kumiko . Here I go . Be Prepared To Die . That 's it . Iwashita Shima=Veteran Actress . Famous role as a Yakuza Oyabun 's wife in Gokudo no Onna Series What was that ? What ? It 's Iwashita Shima-san . Have n't you ever watched her " Gokutsuma " movie series ? Let me try next . I 'll do it , too . How come they show enthusiasm suddenly ? You are already dead . What are you saying ? Pppppppp ... You should die first . Get off the stage ! They seem to be having fun . Thank you . I owe you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , of course ! They seem to enjoy themselves ... but they have something deep in heart . Even they had decided what to do after graduation It might not be the same as they wanted or some problems of their home , What 's the matter ? Actually , With that waitress , I 'm going out . ( **31;791;TOOLONG ) With Wakaba-chan ? Then , hurry and go . But kind of difficult to sneak out ... I have noticed all of you . If you want to leave this room , you must get approval from me . One minute for toilet . You understood ? Be ready to leave at the cue . You are stupid , are n't you ? Is it true ? Yes . Sawada , I 'll leave everything to you . Shin , you are great . What did you say to Yankumi ? Iwashita Shima is in the Women 's Bath House . Did you really ? She is a big fan of Gokutsuma . Hurry up . She is waiting for you . Thank you . You , Gigolo @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sawada ... you tricked me . Oshiruko is basically sweet and soupy beans ( asinAN ) and mochi in a bowl . Would you like to go to Oshiruko store ? Hey , Kuma . We must go . You ate enough already . Wait for me . You did n't like Oshiruko , did you ? I love it . Ow ... Are you OK ? No problem . Got it ! I hit it ! Say Cheese ! Very often magazine features around this place . Is that so ? Even bamboos look great . Look ! It 's great . Does it run ? I want to ride it . Cool ! I think we should go back ... I think so . Shall we go ? Can I send an Email to you ? Sure , thanks . Hey , you are from the inn . What are you doing here ? Can I be of any help ? We do n't need you . She must play with us . Get your dirty hands off of her . Who do you think you are ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ if Uchii is having fun with Wakaba-chan . I bet he is . Maybe they might be kissing right now . Shall we go back ? Sure . I ca n't eat any more . Help ! Uchiyama-kun is in trouble . Only 3000 yen inside . Cheap . Student ID # 9226 Uchiyama Haruhiko Shirokin High School He 's just a high school kid . Just a kid ... Uchii ... You bastard ! What did you do to him ? Uchii , are you OK ? You are from the same high . If it were so , what happens next ? I wonder if it is OK to fool around at this time of the night . We should report this to school . And the teacher should be called . Get out of here . Stop it . Wan na fight ? That 'll be great . Stop it . We ca n't just let it go . Hands off . Or you 'll be expelled , if they reported it . None of your business . It 's our business . Yankumi might lose her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's Yankumi 's dream , is n't it ? We ca n't break her dreams . Stop mumbling . They are late , are n't they ? What should we do ? You guys ... You want to die now ? I 'm scared . Where did they go ? They might be doing some stupid things . It 's freezing cold out here . Help ! Uchiyama-san and others are in trouble . Uchiyama and others ... Stop . Listen you guys ... You must not butt in at any cost . What a wimp ! They are nothing . We can stop beating now . Stop right there ! Yankumi ... Who the hell are you ? Hang in there . Are you OK ? I 'm sorry . You ... Why beaten like this ? We ca n't break our promise . We must graduate all together . You ... How could you beat up people with no resistance . What low life human beings ! Hey you ! Do n't you know who we are ? Hey ! Hands off . Did n't I tell you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Who the hell are you ? Me ? Tan-nin=in charge of . in this case , a home room teacher . You want to know who I am ? I 'm their Home-Room Teacher . Teacher=Sensei Senko-is like cop in case of police officer Teacher ? Teacher can do violence ? Violence ? What a laugh ! Violence means ... Something like you had done . Just beating people to hurt . Shut the fuck up ! Ow ... Ow ... Ouch ... Now hand over the money you stole from them . Take it , Take it . I 'm returning it . You ... I 'm sorry . My fault . Now they know Yankumi is a teacher . I 'm afraid you might lose the job . I ca n't be a teacher with a fear of " losing a job " You 've saved an injured buddy . On top of it , You did n't fight back only for me . What 's wrong with me protecting you ? If that is not acceptable , I 'll be willing to quit teacher . Yankumi ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ proud of you ! You , guys ! We 're gon na graduate all together . Oh ! Onsen ... I have n't been there for long time . Why did n't you tag us along ? Onsen is really great . Flesh is so soft and smooth . I 've never soaked in the bathtub . Maybe I should take a day off and go there . Then , how about going together ? How about during a spring break ? Spring break ? After graduation , I am totally free . How about with me ? One to one ... I can go any time . I see , graduation is coming closer . Yes ! A time to part from my students is just around the corner . It is kind of sad , kind of happy ... Shinohara-san , I need your advice . What should I wear ? A Formal suit ? Or maybe ... Hakama ? More like costume play ? I have not decided what to wear , either . Jersey is good for you . Jersey ? There is no one like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ love it . You just said you love ? You love ... Let 's go . How about a Woman Police Uniform ? eh ? Seibu Police ... Costume Play ! How about a play with me ? No ... . Only 5 days to graduation ... Long time to wait ... or short time ... I 'm afraid I might cry in the Ceremony . Me , too . It 's the time to say goodbye to students . 3 years after their enrollment , Every single day ... Like a revolving lantern , I can remember ... You might remember every one 's face ... Aogeba Totoshi ( SongofGratitude ) - In Tampopo , homeless sings this song to a former doctor . A climax is a song " Aogeba Toutoshi " by all students . It 's sad , is n't it ? It 's great , is n't it ? Is n't it sad ? It 'll be a joyous day . On the contrary , I am happy . Thinking that I do n't have to deal with 3-D . huh ? I understand . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... a nightmare . Is this really what he was thinking ? Sawada , what 's up ? I summoned him . Sawada , have you decided ? Waseda or Keio ? Not yet . Not yet ? Decide ASAP . Hey , Sawada ! If you can not decide , you talk to me anytime . Yes ... You know , I ... What is it ? Sawada . I ... Yes ? What is it ? Never mind . No reservations . I 'm alright . Anytime , you hear ? Oishi-kun 's result should be in already . Shin Nippon Hei Sei University and Noda 's Mikado Art Collegeshould have announced names of successful candidates at 10 . a.m . It 's high time the phone rang if they had passed . Probably they want to come directly to a teacher 's room . I see . Maybe so . How was your result ? Ca n't you tell ? Then , you , too ? That 's right . I did it . I passed the exam . I passed ! Me , too . Shin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and Shimazu ? They took the same university exam , did n't they ? They were not admitted . That 's bad . How about Noda ? Noda failed , too . I ca n't believe it . It 's tough . You ... Noda Oishi Shimazu Good morning . Ahhh ... Noda Takeshi failed in Mikado Art College . Well ... I flunked , too . Shin Nippon Heisei University . Me , too . I became a Ronin . Cheer up somehow . Cheer up . Kuma , you brought that , did n't you ? eh ? Do n't eh me ! Pictures from our Graduation Trip . Yeah , yeah ... Let me see , let me see ... You are always eating something . Japanese delicacy-Some are baked , some put on sticks , some are made with sweet rice ( mochi ) and some made with rice powder . They are often filled with a sweet bean paste called " An " . This manju was tasty . I want to go again . With everyone . Why not ? As a class reunion @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Week in May ? I 'm coming ! Sure . Look ! Hey , pictures turned out to be great . I do n't wan na . I ai n't have time for this . I 'm sorry . Hey ! You did n't have to be so nasty . Kuma just wanted ... to cheer up this situation . Is n't that what we call , " Mind your own business ? " What ? What did you say ? Chill . I pass . eh ? I ca n't join class reunion trip . I also start getting a job . No more easy going student . I am a Ronin ... So I must study harder . I wish I were a Ronin , too . Sarcasm ? No , that 's not it . Our household can not afford to have a Ronin student . I only have to go to a university that I really did not want to go . You are better ... you can go to university , any way . There are some who can not go to universities due to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , why not work and go to Night School ? Stop talking like a king . You passed the 3rd class university . Why you get excited ? Do n't be so happy , will you ? 3rd class university ? Stop it ! Everyone has his own problems ... There are some who could not advance to the track they wanted to take . You just show some considerations to those people . Consideration ? Apparently , you have no problems . What ? ! Sympathy ? No , that 's not it . Then , what ? Uchii just worries about you . You understand ? No I wo n't . Unlike Shin , I am not clever . Why do you have to say such a thing ? You guys , stop this already . What do you want from quarreling ? It 's bad to quarrel , is n't it ? Yankumi might lose the job . A honor student is different from us . He thinks highly of teachers . Hey , Noda . Yankumi has nothing to do with us once we graduated . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ own courses . That 's not tue . That is true . You are an elite and we are drop-outs . What 's it got to do with this ? We are buddies , are n't we ? Buddies ? You are laughing at us , anyway . You think we are lower than you are . You 've been thinking that way . Yeah . That 's right . What are you doing ? Stop it ! Break , Break up ! What are you doing ? Break up , I say . Break up ! Hey ! Noda ! Sawada ! Stop it . What are you doing ? Noda ! What happened here ? Nothing . Sawada ! Shin ! What had happened to them ? Yamaguchi Sensei , a call for you . Thank you . Yes ? Minami ? Hey , Shin ! What 's the matter ? You are acting funny . I 'm sorry . Do you think they can understand how we feel ? Buddies ? What a lie ! Damn ! Ouch ! Rent/Sales/Reform Inquite within . What are you doing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ! You are students of Shirokin High . So what ? Help ! Call police . I need the police . Hey . we got to run . Quickly ! Why on earth , at this time ? Police got involved . I 'm very sorry . They were a bit too hyperactive . They do n't make it a big issue as long as students show regrets . I 'll leave the rest to school . You need not come to school any more . Expelled ? No , I wo n't expel them . I want them to be confined at home until they graduated . House arrest ? If they can do so , I promise that they can graduate . Of course , They can not attend the ceremony . Vice Principal ! We ca n't afford to have them go bad on that day . Wait a moment . As they can receive their diplomas . They must be thankful . I understand . I wo n't be coming . Hey , Noda . You ... Let 's ask again to Vice Principal . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have to beg the Vice Principal . You must attend the ceremony . Why the hell ? What do I care ? You 're right . We can graduate anyway . That 's not right . That 's not correct and you know it . You understand how much Yamaguchi Sensei worries about you . Your friends worried , too . Friends ? What the hell is that ? Minami gave up university . Why ? He studied so hard to pass the exam . There was a phone call from him . His father 's company went bankrupt . I can feel how much shock he got from it . But his voice did not show it . Exactly the same as before . He is forward looking . I understand your feeling ... You feel irritated ... You have complaints , too . But there is no one in life who has no complaints . Everyone is equal . You are just 18 . Exams or hunting jobs , which forces you to decide your future . But it is n't so easy like that . You shall @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and go somewhere else , and come back again Is n't that how we live our lives ? Is n't that how we find our own ideal lives ? Please do n't give up so easily . Do n't run away from the hardships . Please do n't answer the most difficult question in life . Let 's go . Noda ! Oishi ! Shimazu ! You shall go off track , struggle and then you stop , and go somewhere else , and come back again Is n't that how we live our lives ? Ojyo 's students are lucky . What are you saying ? As I am not so dependable , these things had happened . Ojyo , you still do n't understand . eh ? If there is someone who shows concern , that person can live a straight life . Ojyo 's thinking or feelings do reach them . Your students can feel one 's kindness or pain . You may be right . Their hearts are well-built that way . Hello ? Vice Principal ... Yamaguchi Sensei , what is going on ? Huh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Keio . Sawada said what ? Sawada ! Vice Principal called me . He was very upset . Are you in trouble ? No , but ... You decided it by yourself . Any particular reasons ? I 've been ... uneasy and irritated lately .. eh ? I hit Noda because of that . I 've been jealous about the others Yes ! I am trying to get into Art Universities . In future , I want to build up my own brand . That 's my dream . I want to turn my restaurant into an Authentic Chinese Restaurant . In future , I 'll get an Architect License . Then , I can build your houses . My friends have their own dreams and yet , I realized that I had no dreams . Just to show disposition to my father , I studied and took exams . Last night , I apologized to my father for the first time . I wo n't attend universities . Please accept my decision . Then my father said OK . I was full of rebel-energy , but He accepted @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a good understanding father he is ! Do you think so ? What 's your plan after graduation ? In Africa , there is a job opening to build an Elementary School . There is no pay , but Meals are to be provided 3 times a day . Other than that , there are ... jobs to dig up wells , and many more , I heard . Volunteer work , I 'm sure . Nope . It 's less than that . At places I 've never been to , I want to try out something that I 've never done before . I see . There 's always a possibility that I might find things I really want to do for the rest of my life . Maybe not . I bet you can find it , As long as you look straight forward and keep on searching . I remember your words at that time , eh ? Life is not so easy to decide . You never know how it turns out to be . You can try again and again . That 's what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want . Sawada ... But ... Graduation Ceremony comes only once in life . I wish ... With my buddies , I want to graduate together . Do you want to join me ? Gladly . Students are still not in good terms with each other . Still that way . They say they are not attending the ceremony Is that so ? A man is not so clever . A man just forgets what 's really important to him , Distracted by silly things . Silly things ? Yeah . Disposition , appearance and something in that nature . And these stuffs are difficult to handle , One can not take them away by oneself . I could n't do so myself , either . eh ? There would n't be a situation like this . I could n't agree to your mother 's wish of normal marriage . She disappeared from my sight . We could never see each other again . Kumiko ... You must make sure your student must not go through what I had gone through . Grandpa ... Thank you . Fight ! Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of wearing a Body Con Wear . What do you say ? It 'll be scary to see Yankumi in Body Con Suit . Why scary ? I look great in it . Coming to a Game Center is good , but Graduation Ceremony is much better . Fujiyama Sensei is gon na wear a mini skirt , I heard . You girls want to date us ? We could n't get those girls . I got you . You fool . Wait a minute . I 'll teach you 100 successful ways to date girls , if you attend the Graduation Ceremony ? I 'll be expecting you . You must come ! We all graduate together . Tomorrow is the Graduation Ceremony . What 'll happen to 3-D ? Matsudaira ! eh ? You ... Why are you in a hurry ? Well ... I ... I must be going . I am not hiding anything . So you are hiding something . Yes . If you need me for something , you must tell me so . We are kind of busy . I wanted to apologize @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ graduation Ceremony , I want you to attend . Do n't call me for such a stupid thing . We want to graduate together . How long do you want to play buddies ? We got tired of such kiddy stuff . Kiddy stuff ? Stop it ! We want to receive diplomas together . It does not really matter . We do n't wish to attend . Shut up . We all graduate together ... Have n't we promised ? That 's the last time we can be a member of 3-D . What do I care ? I have other appointments . Cut it out . Shin , let 's leave it that way . No , we ca n't . Hey , you ! What are you doing ? Nothing . Hey , you . Stop right there . You think you are OK to be separated from other classmates ? Like you ca n't communicate with each other Like bouncing balls , bouncing away from buddies Who cares ? We are separated anyway . To you , a relationships with 3-D is that much only . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Just ? After graduation , we just say goodbye . That 's all there is to it . That 's not it , is n't it ? Yankumi ! Forget it . Everyone has his own mind . You ... Every one is different , any way . A way of living is different . A way of thinking is different . We can not be in the same league any more . Noda ... We were together in the same school for 3 years . That 's all . Buddies , Relationships ... Do n't impose on us any more . Noda ! These are your buddies , are n't they ? Are n't these your buddies that you can trust ? Because of your ego and disposition Are you really OK to lose the life long treasure ? What do you say ? What about you , then ? Murata , when you were at the bottom , Everyone got together and solve your problem . When Sawada was deep in trouble , Everyone got together to back him up . When I was almost fired , You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there , I can be here as I am here today . We crawled up so many obstacles together . That 's ... That 's what buddies are meant to be . I met Minami today . Why do you think he lied about Australia ? His father 's company went bankrupt . He could not even think about a Graduation Trip . But he did not want us to worry , He wanted us to enjoy a Graduation Trip . You understand why he lied . Still you do n't understand this ? You still do n't get it ? He regards us as his important buddies . Minami is still thinking We all attend the Graduation Ceremony all together . You ... Noda ! Shut up ! Tomorrow Is Your Graduation . Congratulations ! WAKABA There is no way that I can attend the ceremony after all this . What 's up ? eh ? Graduation Ceremony Heisei 14 ( 2002 ) Shirokin High School Hey ! Minami ! Hey , you seem to gain weight again ? They are not really coming ... I 'm afraid so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I am late . What on earth are you wearing ? Do n't you know Today is a Graduation Ceremony ? I 've been dealing with students like this for this past year . But Graduation Ceremony means ... It really shows what Yamaguchi Sensei is all about . I bet students like this way . There is no need to dress up ... just for Graduation Ceremony . Yankumi is Yankumi to students . Thank you . A Big Trouble ! Hishiyama Construction Company called Uchiyama 's tentative job offer was revoked ? Tentative job offer had been canceled ? Why ? The store they destroyed the signboard was a good customer of the company that offered me a job . What are you doing ? They regard me as a member of the same gangs . Any graduates from Shirokin must be eliminated . Damn ! I ca n't forgive them . Uchiyama Is that true ? You knew it already , Yankumi . But do n't tell them anything , please . They may mind . If someone I do n't know had done it , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my buddies Yankumi ! Where are you going ? I can not let it go . Hey , you . Where are you going ? Today 's the Graduation Ceremony . Kuma ! Hishiyama Construction Company I beg you . Kindly not to cancel Uchiyama 's job offer . We did it . He has nothing to do with us . I can not accept it still . If he is a friend of such violent students , our customers regard him the same bunch . Thus , we had no choice . Though we are low life students , Uchiyama is different . He loves his parent more than anybody . He wants her mother to reduce her load of work . He says he would become a carpenter . He thinks of his buddies first . He does not talk well but he is a warm hearted guy . Please reconsider . Please . I beg you . I beg you . Today is your Graduation Ceremony , is n't it ? How come you sneaked out ? Because he is our buddy . Because we are buddies @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Please reconsider . Please reconsider . Uchiyama 's future life depends upon this job . Please reconsider . Please reconsider . Please reconsider . Please reconsider . Finally at last , every single one had gathered . Uchiyama-kun , what 's the meaning of this ? I 'll do my best . I wo n't give up any jobs no matter how difficult it may be . So kindly let me work for you . Please reconsider . Washio Sensei ? Where is the Principal ? He just disappeared . Where did he go ? You win . Uchiyama-kun , I 'll depend on you . Yes . He did it ! Uchii ... Everyone ... Hey , you ! Now we head back to the Graduation Ceremony . They have not shown up yet . Principal ! What are you doing out here ? I thought we can wait a little bit more . No , we can not . It 's time we gave out diplomas . 3-A Hurry up or you wo n't make it ! Congratulations on your graduation ! 3-B 3-C Well ... As @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ absent from the ceremony . They could n't make it in time . As such , We shall go on to the next program . Followed by What is the meaning of this ? I 'm very sorry . Get out of here . Diplomas will be later ... 3-D 3-D Yes . You stand in line . Quick ! Hurry up ! Graduation Ceremony Shirokin High School This is to certify that you had duly finished the course at this school . We , hereby , certify your graduation . March 07 , Year of Heisei 15th ( 2003 ) Shirakawa Genzo , Principal at Shirokin Gakuin High School Congratulations on your Graduation ! Valedictorian 's Speech by Sawada Shin of 3-D . Sawada , read this . You have n't prepared anything good , I 'm sure . I can never trust teachers . Schools are all the same . That 's what I thought . I was wrong . Here at this school , There is only one , one and only though , that I could trust whole heartedly . Here , I found real buddies @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ silly things , Together , we shed tears , There were buddies here . Instead of winning in fist fights , I 'd rather be beaten together . There were buddies here . I 'd like to be a life long buddy with them . Everyone goes on his way from today . That has no impact on me . We are buddies . Graduation gives me this much sadness ... I did not know that . From tomorrow , I can not walk through the Shirokin 's Gate . I can not go to 3-D 's dirty class room . I can not hear Yankumi 's scolding voice . There would be no more ... I feel really sad . Yet , I might meet various people . By meeting many people , We shall learn many things . These are very important factors in life . It is Yankumi who had taught us that way . Yankumi ! Thank you . Thank you . Thank you . Thank you . Thank you . Thank you very much ! You ... We hereby promise With a memory of people @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ With a pride of being Graduates of Shirokin High School , With all our might and desires , We look and live straight on this day forward . For these 3 years , We thank you very much . GOKUSEN Do n't cry . Do n't show tears . OK . We got you ! She never learns . You ... Blackboard : Grate Graduation ! ( should 've been Great Graduation ! ) Who can not learn already ? Still Wrong Kanji . I feel terrible ... What have they learned ? Yankumi ... I am afraid ... I had ... imposed the meaning of buddies ... or Fist Fights ... as if I knew everything in life . but every single move was a trial and error and I was not so confident on what I was doing Yet ... You guys had taught me If I tackled the problems with all of my heart You could open your heart to respond . Like you ... , something so undoubtedly straight ... and so honest , ... It might be rare to find , possibly I would face @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ why , I think ... I was so blessed ... to have you in my class . Whole heartedly , I think I was blessed to have you as my 1st students . Thank you , all . My term as your home-room teacher expires today . As a teacher , there is one thing I must tell you last . A buddy means ... No matter how far you live apart , No matter how many years you could not see It 's a life long treasure . Cherish it . Never , ever forget about it . Yankumi , I decided to go to Night School , while working . Good luck , Minami . I 'll pass the Art College next year . I know you can do it , Noda . Come and eat my Ramen . Sure ! Yours is a 4-star Ramen , Kuma . When you feel lonely , call me at any time . Make sure to take care of your Mom , Uchiyama . Yankumi , You said you could be our teacher up until today . You 'll be a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... All together , Greetings ! So long , you guys ! Come and show your face some time . See you ! Sayonara ! Genkidena ! ( Genkidena=Takecare ) Bye ... I hope you enjoyed Gokusen Special so far . If you laughed a little , shed some tears here and there , my task was completed . Enjoy the rest of the show . Kumiko ! Old Japanese customs-Striking 2 pebble stones 3 times behind one 's back to get rid of bad fortune on special occasions . Wait a minute . I 'll be off to school . Take care . A new semester begins today . Yes . I wonder what kind of students are coming this time . Looking forward to meeting them ? Yes , very much . Kumiko-san ! Should you need anything , Just remember that I am always beside you ... Do n't forget about it ... Shinohara-san , How about going to the movies with me ? Sure . I 'd love to . Really ? Now that I , Sawatari , became a principal , We must make sure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ UP , The ratio of acceptance at national and famous private universities are going UP Up Up ... so noisy . You are in charge of the Senior Class this year . I feel pain in my stomach since I woke up . I found a cute boy in the freshman class . You are too quick . You two should tone down . Yamaguchi Sensei , Are you listening ? Yes , I was ... I 'm sorry . Fight ! Oh ! Good morning . Attention ! Silence ! Ca n't you hear what I just said ? ! Listen . Listen good ! When someone is talking , you be silent and listen to him . That 's the etiquette . For 3 years from today , I 'll take good care of you . No matter what . I 'll lead you . I 'll make sure that All will graduate together . Well , then , Let 's begin our lesson . This drama is fictitious and bears no resemblances ( exceptfornames ) to any real person . END

@@5216141 Artist:style by Nasr ibrahem I got that James Dean .. day dream ... . look in eye ( Soit'sgonnabeforever ) You got that red lip ... . classic ... . thing that I like And when we go crashing ... down , we come back every time . Never go out of style out of style Midnight , You come and pick me ... up , no headlights . Long drive , Could end in burning flames or paradise ( **25;2752;TOOLONG ) ( Youcantellmewhenit'sover ) ( Ifthehighwasworththepain ) ( Gotalonglistofex-lovers ) ( They'lltellyouI'minsane ) ( ' **27;2779;TOOLONG ) ( Andyoulovethegame ) Cause we 're young and we 're reckless We 'll take this way too far It 'll leave you breathless Or with a nasty scar Got a long list of ex-lovers They 'll tell you I 'm insane But I 've got a blank space , baby And I 'll write your name I got that James Dean ... daydream ... . look in my eye And I got that red lip ... . classic ... . thing that I like And when we go crashing . down , we come back every time ' Cause we never @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Fadeintoview , oh , ) it 's been a while since I have even .. heard from you I should just tell you to leave ' cause I . . Know exactly where it leads but I Watch us go ' round and ' round each time . I got that James Dean day dream look in my eye ( Soit'sgonnabeforever ) ( **25;2808;TOOLONG ) You got that red lip ... . classic ... . thing that I like And when we go crashing ... .. down , we come back every time . Never go out of style Out of style ( Ifthehighwasworththepain ) ( Gotalonglistofex-lovers ) ( They'lltellyouI'minsane ) ( ' **27;2835;TOOLONG ) ( Andyoulovethegame ) ( Youcantellmewhenit'sover ) You got that long hair , slicked back , white t-shirt And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt And when we go crashing down , we come back every time Cause we never go out of style Oo out of style ( **31;2864;TOOLONG ) ( We'lltakethiswaytoofar ) ( It'llleaveyoubreathless ) ( Orwithanastyscar ) ( Gotalonglistofex-lovers ( ( They'lltell ... ) ( ButI'vegotablankspace , baby @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me up , no headlights Long drive , Could end in burning flames or paradise by Nasr ibrahem

@@5216241 Poppy ! Come on , let 's get going . Where are you ? Oh , for heaven 's sakes . Poppy , get dressed . Zeb will be here any minute . Oh . What 's all that for ? The picnic for Nono and Barry - - their engagement . You have known about this for weeks . Well , I ca n't remember every wingding you ... you got going around here . It is n't a wingding . It 's for Nono . You 're going to have lots of fun today , Peter . You know , my family throws parties for a living . My stepmother - - your soon-to-be step-grandmother - - well , nobody throws a party like Beck . ( @phone_rings ) Open Arms - - for all of ... Oh , Zeb , where are you ? Sorry . I had an emergency . I 'm going to be a little late . Want me to meet you at the park ? All right . I 'll wrangle up Poppy . See you there . Oh . Come on . Help me get this stuff in the car . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ heavy . Oh , yeah ? Too heavy ? Well , uh , I can make it . Oh , good . I 'll get the door . Ah . You all right ? ( glassclinking ) Oh , Poppy , careful . There 's crystal in there . Crystal ? At a picnic ? Well , what better occasion than for my nearest and dearest ? Oh . Well , how can you have a picnic without food ? Biddy 's making the food . As always . Oh . Mmm - - snails in phyllo dough . Mom , ca n't we ever have hamburgers and hot dogs like normal people ? Which ? Uh , sneakers . Beck says she wants to organize a family baseball game . Oh , there it is . Ow ! Oh ! ( chuckling ) ( @horn_honks ) Hey . Come on , I 'm starving . All right , all right . ( chuckling ) Is there any food in there ? No . It 's for the champagne . Oh . I hope Patch remembered the bats and balls @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ everybody was supposed to be here by 3:30 . Uh ... Well , I guess we 'll go for a jog then . Oh , go ahead - - just run away . Just like every other family gathering . Poppy , those are for Min Foo . Oh . Is she going to eat the whole jar ? ( chuckling ) Well , when I was pregnant with Min Foo , I used to crave dills all the time . Mmm . ( slurping ) Oh , Poppy ! Love it ! Oh , I want more . ( chuckling ) Hey , Min Foo , I came ... So , where is my mother ? Oh , there she is . Oh . Let me get your bag . I 'm fine . I 'm fine . Hi ! Hi . Hi . Oh , see ? She does n't want to be here either . I do n't know why we have to celebrate Nono 's engagement to that ... that corporate lawyer . Because she 's your sister . Oh , come on . Help me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here they are . Hi , Barry . Oh . Hi , sweetheart . Hi . And you have got to be Peter . I 'm Rebecca . Hey , you want to come with me and meet your new cousins ? No . Oh , come on . Okay , a toast , everybody , a toast . To all of us gathered together in this glorious spring weather . Here she goes . To Zeb for scoping out the site . Cheers . Thank you very much . To Biddy , for cooking with all of her might , and Troy for helping her get it right . Um , to Patch and Jeep for suggesting the bats and the balls , even though we never use them at all . To Hakim and Min Foo . In August , they 're due . But most of all , to Nono and Barry . Oh . We are so delighted that they are going to marry . ( laughter ) Oh , and last but not least , a toast to Peter . Someone new in our family @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ To Peter . I 'm not in your family . Oh . Better go get him before he jumps in the river . BARRY : Peter , get back here right now ! ( peoplemurmuring ) Peter , come on ! REBECCA : Did you ever have the feeling you turned into the wrong person ? ZEB : Mmm ... well , no . I mean look at me - - after 20 years , still a widow planning other people 's parties . Do n't read no more , discuss important issues , do n't got no friends . You 've got friends . You got the girls . You 've got me . Yeah , relatives . And everybody else I know is some kind of repairman . Relatives can be friends . Repairmen , I 'm not so sure about . Listen , I 'm serious , Zeb . What , what happened to the friends I knew in college or in high school ? I mean , for instance , Amy Darrow , the girl who had her engagement party the day I met Joe right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her wedding . Of course , I was married myself by then , and all three girls had chicken pox , but still . Okay , okay , to be continued . I 'm gon na make rounds at the hospital tomorrow . Okay . ' Night . ' Night . ( **25;4061;TOOLONG ) ( @bell_clanging ) REBECCA : I had the oddest dream last night . Were there any numbers in it ? What ? If you can recall any numbers , my friend Al is always after me for numbers to play the lottery with . He wants the numbers from my dreams , but I do n't have any dreams anymore . No , this was a , this was a dream about a boy . And he seemed to be ... my son . I was on a train , and I could n't quite see his face , but ... it seems that he was very handsome ... and confident . Do you recall what number train it was ? No . And I do n't know where we were going either . ( chuckling @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that was lacking in plot . In fact , it 's sort of uninteresting . So , I 'd like to switch the subject to my birthday . Your birthday 's not till December , Poppy . December 11th . I 'm going to be100years old . Well , I know that , Poppy . I suppose you 're planning some big wingding for me . I mean , I mean bigger than usual , huh ? Well , we 'll see . Maybe . ( @phone_rings ) ( chuckles ) : Yes . But it 's still pretty far away . And when we get a little closer ... Open Arms - - for all of life 's occasions . Oh , yes , hi , Melinda . Here 's a list . The guest list for my birthday party . REBECCA : Oh , certainly . Oh , he ... yeah , he 's a very good DJ . Yup , he brings his own sound system . Oh , I 'm sure he can play whatever anyone would like . Mom , it 's me ! Not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Foo . If you dreamed you had a son and not daughters , and the boy was blonde and not dark , then you might have been dreaming how your life could be if you had chosen a different fork in the road -- if you 'd decided on some different kind of life . Or , it probably means my baby 's going to be a boy . No , Min Foo , this is not about you . And besides , he did n't have your coloring . He was blonde . I could have a blonde baby . Half my genes are yours , remember ? Well , yeah , maybe with Joey 's father . But I seriously doubt that you could hope to have blonde genes with Hakim . I know where this is going . Before we start talking about my choices in husbands , I have an obstetrician to see . Oh , honey , come on . I was n't implying anything about your various husbands . Yeah , right . I got to go . Bye , guys . Bye , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . This is a graduation party . Those are wedding bells . Aw . Hey , why do n't we pretend they 're school bells ? Yay ! Okay . Let 's just make sure they all work . Ooh , pretty . Nice . Yeah . You know that these were strung across the room the first time I ever came here ? ? Hey , little woman , please make up your mind ? ? You 've got to come into my world ? ? And leave your world behind ? ? Come on , now ? ? Na-na-na-na-na-na ... ? ( laughing ) MAN : I see you 're having a wonderful time . Hi . I 'm Joe Davich . That guy you 're laughing at , that 's , uh , my kid brother , Zeb . I 'm Rebecca Holmes . I 'm Amy 's roommate . Are you a friend of Artie 's ? Oh , no , no , my family owns this place . Oh . Can I get you some champagne ? Oh . no , thank you , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ find you some ginger ale , then . Oh ! I am so sorry . Come in the kitchen with me . Joe , get the ham . Wish I would have known you were coming . Joe so seldom brings his dates home . I 'm not his ... Of course , you know Joe 's children . Children ? This is Nono and Patch and Biddy . And you 've probably heard the story . Their mother Tina escapes to New York City and dumps the whole crew on me . Mommy 's going to be a famous nightclub singer . So some would have us believe . Here , Mother . A little soap and water , and no one will ever know . Right . Let 's clean off those shoes , huh ? Okay . Mommy has this beautiful dress where the straps are made of diamonds . Really ? There . Good as new . Thanks . Come on . MOTHER : Where are you taking her ? Do n't worry , we 'll see her again . Okay , guys . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ raisins . Uh ... we will be seeing you , wo n't we ? I 'm gon na have love at first sight , too . Oh , I hope you do , dear . We finished just a few hours ago . Well ... Is n't that lovely ? Oh , yeah . Here 's the problem . Katie did n't graduate . She did n't graduate ? No . I was laying out her clothes this morning and suddenly Katie turned to me and she said , " Oh , did I mention I flunked chemistry ? " At the time , I failed to understand that flunking chemistry would keep her from graduating , but it-it did and ... Well , listen . Is n't it fortunate that you already planned this party ? It sends such a message . A message ? Yeah , a message - - that you love and you support your daughter in spite of her failure . Oh . But my friends . How will I face them ? Oh , did-did you read that report a few years ago ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ actually discovered that if you fake a smile that your , uh , smile muscles , they just somehow trigger a signal to your brain , and you start to feel the way you pretended to feel . Yeah , really . Happy . ( chuckles ) Well , I suppose it is kind of difficult to cancel at this late date . But I-I-I thought maybe ... You know , Katie 's such a lucky girl . ZEB : Nice save , Beck . How do you manage to pull these things off ? Well , it 's not like I ever had a choice . What is that supposed to mean ? Oh , never mind . You know , maybe I should get myself a dog . I mean , if I had a dog to walk , it would be easier to meet people , right ? Maybe you should just get away from the Open Arms for a while . Go somewhere , visit someone . Yeah , well that 's my point . Who would I visit ? Surely you can think of someone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thing in the morning . But you just got here . Yeah , but I have a big anniversary party at the Open Arms . Oh , that place . Oh , darling , no . That place is how I make my money . What little there is of it . That 's the Daviches ' business . No , actually it 's mine . And there 's Poppy to think about . Oh , that old man . Is he still alive ? Yes , he 's still alive . Exactly how are you related ? He 's Joe 's father 's twin brother . You know that , Mother . Darling . You could have done so much better . Like how ? Oh , you were such a brilliant student , Rebecca . Do you remember that paper on Robert E . Lee ? Did n't the professor say that you could expand it into an honors project ? Well , he suggested that I ... And before you got started , bang , here comes Joe Davich and puts you to work . Mother ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hit him . One day you were as good as engaged , and the next you up and married a man that nobody knew from Adam . I made a choice . Well , it was the wrong choice . You and Will Allenby were soul mates . You 've been a different woman ever since you jilted Will . ( @bell_tolling ) POPPY : Rebecca ! Where were you ? ( @phone_ringing ) You knew where I was , Poppy . I was at my mother 's . Oh , is she still alive ? Is that Biddy ? It 's not like I was n't gon na tell you . Why does n't anybody answer this ? Hello ? Uh , uh , Open Arms , for all of life 's occasions . You 've always hated my cooking . Yeah ? That 's not true . Tomorrow night at 8:00 . Besides , we just want you That 's right to be able to enjoy the wedding . All right , well , we 'll be very happy to see you then . Oh , please . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , she 's mad because I do n't want her to do the food . Barry and I just want a more straightforward menu . And besides , Biddy 's never done a garden wedding before . Who 's having a garden wedding ? We are . Here . Mother suggested it . I think it 's a great idea . Oh , Tina suggested it . Oh , is Tina doing the landscaping ? Of course not - - Mother does n't arrive until two days before the wedding . Aha . I see . We can do it , Beck . I am a florist , after all . ( @horn_honks ) ( cardoorsslam ) ( **26;4088;TOOLONG ) Mother 's here ! ( alltalkingatonce ) Oh , Rachel . Dear ! Rebecca . Mother brought us gifts from London . Oh . Nice . Oh , Mother , please . Oh , Mother , I love them . For your chignon . Oh . Oh , thank you so much . It 's about 1812 . All that tea with this instant family . Mother , this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I found it in Capri . Mother , I love it . Min Foo , she 's not your mother . Oh , I-I just ... Oh , Minerva , I 've always thought of you as my fourth daughter , have n't I ? Rebecca , come , come , come . You have n't opened your present yet . Oh . Okay . Oh . An apron . I thought something useful . Thank you . Now , Barry , tell me all about the wedding plans . Well , we finally found a minister . Nono and I were at a restaurant the other night Mm-hmm . wondering who we could get to marry us , and our waitress said , " Well , I can do that . " So , what 'll it be ? Do you , like , take this woman here to be your lawfully wedded wife ? Oh , you 're joking . Turns out she has some kind of certificate she sent away for through the mail . You did n't tell me this . It 's ... Perfectly legal @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh , well . Why not ? It 's all a big charade , anyhow , I mean , my singing teacher was devastated when I married Joe , I mean , " My dear , you are throwing away a God-given talent . " I mean , marriage may be useful during those little child-bearing years , but , all that , " My darling , are n't you amazing ? " gives away to blood pressure monitoring and hand holding when the man retires and he ca n't think what to do with themselves . And the wives , meanwhile , start longing to get free from this institution invented by males for their own benefit . It 's all a primitive tribal ritual , meant to make us forget we 're merely propagating the species . ( manclearingthroat ) She certainly knows the right thing to say to a bride and groom . ( @phone_dialing ) Oh , hello . Is this Alumni Records ? This is Rebecca Holmes Davich . I 'm looking for a , um , an address of a classmate , Allenby @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He teaches there ? Ah . Okay . Oh , good . All right . Thanks very much . Okay , bye-bye . ( sighs ) I ca n't believe Uncle Poppy 's still here . He was always such a bore . I mean , all the Daviches , a bunch of mopers . How ironic their profession was throwing parties . I mean , just because your house has 14 foot ceilings does n't automatically turn you into a social butterfly . I do n't know how you 've managed all these years . I just put one foot in front of the other . You do n't have any , shall we say , man friends , I suppose . No . Well , of course not . After baby-sitting Joe Davich , why would you want one ? Yes , why would I ? Oh . Ah . This place is like a time machine . Same old sink . Same sticky wooden cabinets . Same scummy little drinking glasses . Same rusty screen door . Why , how American . Instant lawn ! I knew @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thanks a lot . Been working out every day . Oh . ( **30;4116;TOOLONG ) ( **25;4148;TOOLONG ) She 's so cute . ( " WeddingMarch " playsonpiano ) Oh ... Oh ... Today we are gathered here to witness a celebration of the human family . The uniting of two people in marriage . Nono and Barry come before us here today to ... be united in marriage . Theirs is a love that springs from the affection of those who loved them into being . And to that source , let us all turn and ask , who gives this woman ? Oh . Me . ( chuckles ) London , well ... Our mother 's actually flirting with her new son-in-law . Nono 's about to kill her . She was telling Barry they ought to take Peter on their honeymoon . Every time , you girls ca n't wait for your mother to get here . Now you ca n't wait for her to leave . Oh , I told Nono that Peter could stay here . Is that cake a little slanted ? What do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , what do you expect ? First Nono does n't even want me to cater the wedding , then she does . I mean , she 's lucky there 's a cake at all . Oh , honey , it 's a lovely cake . It just needs a little ... Peter , I have a job for you . No . I ca n't . Oh , yes , of course you can . You just-just be creative . And we 're smiling , and we 're smiling . Yes , and we 're smiling . Um ... Sir , um , you're-you 're in the shot . Can you ... ? Yeah , okay . Oh . Thank you . You did a great job with those strawberries . PHOTOGRAPHER : We 're smiling and we 're smiling . Nice . ( whistling ) Okay , everyone . Everyone , group photo , group photo . Yes , group photo . Okay . That 's right . Okay , um , will the people who are not related by blood - - can you move to the sides @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the picture . That 'd be us . We 'll just ... Oh , Beck , Peter , come on . Come on , Beck . Oh , all right . PHOTOGRAPHER : We 're smiling , and ... Quickly . PHOTOGRAPHER : Okay . Smiles , and we 're smiling , and we 're smiling . ( @crickets_chirping ) ( @phone_rings ) Dr . Allenby . Will . Laura ? Who ? Will , this is , uh , Rebecca Holmes Davich . Rebecca ? Oh , gosh , I ... I hope you were n't asleep . No , no , no , no , no , no . I know it 's ... I know it 's late , uh ... Oh , my , I did n't realize how late . You know , um , in fact , I think that I 'll just call back another time . B-B-Bye-bye . Ay-yi-yi . Oh , no . ( @phone_rings ) Open Arms , for all of life 's occasions . Yes , yes , that 's right . The Tea Dance starts at 4:30 tomorrow @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's Peter Sanborn , Poppy . He 's staying here with us while Nono and Barry are on their honeymoon . Oh ... Remember ? Mm . Do you remember Nono 's wedding cake ? Yeah , I remember . You know how it kind of ... it kind of ... it-it kind of tilted ? Mm , yeah . Well , I do n't feel that cakes are Biddy 's strong point , so I 'd like you to find somebody else to make my birthday cake . I 'll be 100 years old . ( chuckling ) : December 11 . Mm ... Taking that to your room , huh ? Yeah , I think I will . Hey , how about you and I go out for some ice cream , huh ? Get some fresh air ? No thanks . How ' bout a game ? Uh , Clue , Checkers , Monopoly , Scrabble , huh ? We ca n't tell your dad you did n't do one thing the whole time you were here . I do n't care . Well , I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Poppy this party . He 'll forget it before the balloons have shriveled maybe the instant it 's over . He could enjoy the party while it 's happening , though , even if he did forget it later . Yeah . Well , you 're right about that . Hmm . Guess this is about all I can do . Whoa . Ho , ho , ho . 60 points . Hey , I suspect you might be a hustler . ( @phone_ringing ) Open Arms , for all of life 's occasions . Rebecca speaking . This is Will Allenby . Will . H-How 'd you get my number ? I looked at my caller ID . Anyway , Rebecca what did you call me for ? Oh , gosh , I , you know , I just h-happened to be home -- I mean , at ... at Mom 's , and-and she and I just got talking about old times , and I thought to myself , " Gee , wonder whatever happened to ... Will Allenby ? Wonder where he got to . " Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you left me ... at MacAdam , that is . Well , no , I have n't been here the whole time . I ... I did go away for my doctorate . Um , I teach here now . Oh , that 's wonderful , Will . I 'm the head of the Physics Department . Well , that 's really wonderful . Well , you know , it 's been such a long time . Maybe-maybe you and I should just get together , you know , catch up , or ... I ... I happen to be free this evening . Oh , this evening ? Oh , no , I-I could n't do that , ' cause I 've got a tea dance , and then ... Oh , boy . This weekend , I got a funeral , and I got , uh , an engagement party , but , um ... Well , what about Monday , uh , um , at that place ? Is it still there ? The , um ... What is it , the Maple Tree ? It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good , uh ... Well , why do n't we just say 7:00 , the Maple Tree ? All right . Okay , good . See you then . That was my very first boyfriend . Well , my only boyfriend , besides Joe Davich . ( bell_tolls ) ( @birds_chirping ) Oh , good . That 's right . Well , thanks for watching him , honey . That 's okay . He did n't play with the kids at all . He just sat reading a book the whole time . There 's nothing wrong with that . Why the sudden urge to go shopping ? Oh , nothing , I 'm just sick of the same old clothes . Time for some new one's . Well , I 'd better get back . ( @engine_starts ) Bye , Peter . Bye . I decided not to tell Min Foo about my date . It 's none of her business . Besides , it 's not really a date . I used to love to read when I was young . I was quite an intellectual , like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time machine , would you take it ? Oh , I sure would . I 'd be crazy not to . Would you go into the past or the future ? The future . Absolutely the future , ' cause I want to know what 's going to happen . Yeah , me too . ( @doorbell_rings ) MAN : Hello ? Rebecca ! Oh , J.J . Rebecca ! Oh , J.J . , I 'm so happy you 're here . Boy , that ceiling really needs to be patched . Well , we 'll do that . REBECCA : Yeah . Mm . Oh . Yeah , well , I-I 'm having dinner with my old high school sweetheart on Monday , and I'm-I 'm just as nervous as a cat on a ... ( chuckles ) : You know , Tanya was my , uh , high school sweetheart . Really ? My gosh . You two really made a go of it , huh ? Yeah . Well , not that you have n't had to ... work at it . Ai n't that the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Sure . Yeah . No good , huh ? Well ... the color 's nice . Mm . W-w-w-what about those , uh , harem pants you had on the-the time I was patching the bathroom ? Oh , no , no , no . I-I do n't want to wear pants to a restaurant , and , besides , they did n't make ... ( whispering ) : Were n't good for my derriere . ( laughing ) But ... the color 's nice . Oh , Poppy , your tapioca 's in the fridge . Uh-huh . And do n't forget your penguin program 's on at 9:00 . Okay . I wo n't forget . Night-night . Yeah . Have fun . Okay . Uh-huh . Mm . Yum . Good evening . Oh . Hi . I 'm meeting someone here . I do n't suppose ... Would that be him ? Uh , no . Oh ... I ... William . Hello , Will . Hi . Oh . What happened to your long golden braid ? My what ? Oh , my gosh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It was too much trouble . May I tell Marvin what you 're having to drink ? Who 's Marvin ? Iced tea , please . Oh . I 'll just have , um ... w-water , thank you . Sparkling or still ? Pardon ? Tap , I think . Right ? Yes , tap . It is so good to see you , Will . Me too . I mean , it 's good for me to see you , too . Except for the braid , you ... you look just the same . Oh , no , no , I have n't changed a bit . Ha , ha . So , decided what you 're having ? Well , not quite . Oh , I-I-I 'm sorry . I 'll see what I should be having here . Oh , you should go first , Rebecca . Oh . All right . Yes . Oops . Oh , dear . Well , salmon 's ... Uh , you have salmon , I 'm sure , do n't you ? I always liked that . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , uh , salmon , veal , rib roast ... Uh , maybe the rib roast ? And how would you like that cooked ? Well done . Thank you very much . Yeah . Well done it is . Or , uh , you know ... how ' bout the award , uh , winning , uh , swordfish ? Swordfish . U-unless ... would it actually be the award-winning swordfish if it did n't have the sauce ? ( laughs ) So , the swordfish , no sauce , and salad , no dressing , thank you . ( clearsthroat ) Sorry , uh , I do n't eat out often . I-I cook for myself . Oh . I make my famous chili . You remember my chili . Oh , your chili . Yes , right , of course . The way I prepare it is , every Sunday , I mix up two batches and then divide them up into seven containers . And that 's what I 'd eat each night for the week . For the whole week ? Mm-hmm . All week @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ extra container , because of tonight . I do n't know how I 'll deal with that yet . My , my . Well , it sure sounds like you 've adjusted to-to living by yourself . I mean ... since your divorce . I ca n't complain . I mean , I-I rent a very nice apartment . Mm-hmm . It 's even got a little s-study that could be made into a guest room , and if my ... if my daughter ever wanted to spend the night over . Oh , well , you have a daughter ? Yes , a 17-year-old high school senior . Oh . Beatrice . Of course that ... That 's nothing compared to you . Uh-uh . No , that 's right . ( laughing ) : I ... I 'm way ahead of you . I 've got five grandchildren . Hmm . But that 's because my husband 's three girls are older , from a previous marriage . H-How did he pass away , if-if you do n't mind my asking ? No . In a car wreck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sudden . Well , of course , a car wreck is a-always sudden . It was just ... I was just so unprepared , you know . Mm . 26 years old . And his girls had just adjusted to the fact that I even existed . ( laughs ) Oh . Well , I 'm not sure I 'd know how to deal with that . I managed all right . We ... We were fine . Thank you . It seems so long ago , does n't it ? You broke my heart , Rebecca . I mean , no warning . I mean , I thought everything was fine , and then , you just said good-bye without a reason why . I had to hear that you got married two weeks later , from my mother . Yeah . I 'm ... I 'm ... I 'm sorry . You know , I-I ... I know I did n't handle that very well , but , uh ... Everything to your liking , folks ? Yes , uh , everything 's fine , thank you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but , uh , everything was just moving so fast , you know . And I just seemed to be getting farther and farther away from my original self . And then , this summer , I just sort of ... I do n't know . I just sort of woke up , and I thought , " Who have you turned into ? " ( sighs ) And that 's why I called you . I ... Oh , yeah . Figured you could just waltz right on back as if you 'd never even left ? No , I never thought that . Thought I 'd say , " Oh , " sure , Rebecca . " I forgive you for everything . " Let 's go back to , uh , the good old days . " No , no , no . I never thought that at all . I trusted you . I 'm really sorry ... I can see this has been a mistake . MAN ( ontelevision ) : Preening can be a part of the breeding behavior . Among couples , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ feathers . ( sighs ) ( snoring ) As soon as penguins are out of the water , they start cleaning and combing their feathers . Unlike his Antarctic neighbors , the penguin mates for life . The pains are five minutes apart . Oh . Oh , honey . Just remind yourself that you 're gon na get a baby out of this . Bye , Mommy . I bet that you are gon na have a brand new brother or sister before lunchtime . Min Foo is having a baby ? I thought she was divorced . Poppy , she divorced Professor Drake . And then she divorced LaVon . And then she married Hakim . Hakim ? ( laughing ) : Oh , good God . An-An Arab ? ( @phone_ringing ) Poppy . Open Arms . F-for ... O-Oh . Hi . Yes , yes , J.J . Yeah , well , I 'm afraid that faucet still is leaky , but listen , J.J . , Min Foo 's having her baby today . Yeah . So , I got to ... Oh , oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ great . Well , then you can understand why I got to keep the line free . All right . Bye , bye , thanks . Ooh . You said we 'd have a new brother or sister before lunchtime . Is Mommy okay ? Oh , yes . Of course she is . And , you know , sometimes ... Just move your little drawings , kids , for me . Sometimes it just takes a little bit longer . Oh , you did a lovely job on those candles . Let 's light ' em up . Razzle dazzle time . Whoo ! ( @phone_ringing ) If I could undo one modern invention , it would be the telephone . I would choose the zipper . ( laughs ) ( laughter ) Open ... WILL : Rebecca ? It 's Will . Oh , Will . Uh , I really ... I ... I 'm ... I do n't know why you rushed off like that . The-The waiter was wondering if anything was wrong . And I ... I 'm worried that you might have misunderstood me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ much for calling me . Listen , my daughter 's about to have a baby , and I really ca n't talk . Uh , thanks . Okay . I ... ( dialtone ) Oh , boy . ( @phone_rings ) ( groans ) Open Ar ... Hakim ? Yes ? Whoo ! Yes , I think Abdul 's a wonderful name for a boy . Yay ! Yay ! Oh . Come over here . ( babycoos ) Oh , handsome boy . Look at you . Look at you . You 're so beautiful . Welcome to the world , Abdul . Say hi to Grandma . ( laughter ) ( keysjangling ) ( @door_creaking ) ( beep ) Rebecca , it 's Will Allenby again . I trust everything 's fine with your daughter 's baby . I , uh ... I just wanted to apologize for the other evening . Lately , it 's been all I can do to just get up in the morning . I look in the mirror and think , " Gosh , same old me . " ( beep ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Will has been divorced about two years now . Perfect . If a man is divorced , he 's always angry at his ex-wife . But if he 's widowed , he always feels guilty about remarrying . Mother , who said anything about remarrying ? We 're just having a meal together . That should put us back here about 9:30 or 10:00 . Is that enough time ? Oh , yeah , that's-that 's plenty of time . Thanks , Zeb . Oh , Beck , so , is this a ... Is this an actual date you 're having ? No . I 'm much too old to be dating . ( laughter ) Okay , Poppy . Oh . Mm . Do n't you two get into any trouble . Okay . Too old to be dating ... ( laughter ) ( @doorbell_rings ) Oh . Whoa . Oh , you should n't have . I know I 'm early . I allowed a little extra time , in case I got lost . Come on in . Oh . My goodness . Let 's see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right over here . Whoo . Here you go . Ah . ( laughs ) My , is n't that ... Is n't that unusual . Yeah . And what 's it called ? I do n't know . They said it was impossible to kill , is all . ( laughs ) : Oh , good . Well , I guess I should have dressed up a little more , huh ? Oh , no . I 'm not so dressed up . Oh , this is , uh , very ... Well , this is quite a place you have . Well , do n't let it fool ya . I expect the ceiling to fall down any ... any minute now . Well , I mean , it 's ... it 's really impressive . It must have quite a ... ( @doorbell_rings ) Yeah ? Uh , quite a history to it . Mm-hmm . Um , I ... I believe your doorbell rang . Oh , yes , right . Well , just make yourself at home . Hi , J.J . Hi . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na be out in the back , uh , planting those a ... azal ... Okay . Fine . Wha-What is that ? ( whispering ) : You know , I 'm not sure exactly . I-I-I 've never seen anything like it . Thanks , J.J . Hey , you-you want to take a peek at them before we start planting ? No , it 's fine , it 's fine . How about I fetch you one of those , uh , hang tags with a color photo ? You know , I really do n't care , J.J . I 've got company . Oh . High school sweetheart . ( chuckles ) Was this your husband ? ( laughs ) N-No , no . We got that at a garage sale . Oh . Come on , I 'll show you what my husband looked like . Oh , uh ... Oh , here . ( @phone_rings ) I'll-I 'll just let the ... the machine get that . Now , he 's here somewhere , but ... Oh , well here 's my newest grandson @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Min Foo , my daughter . ( phonecontinuesringing ) And this is my eldest stepdaughter , Biddy , standing next to Min Foo 's ex , LaVon . And that 's Nono . Oh , does n't she make a beautiful bride ? And let 's see . This is Patch . She 's celebrating the girls lacrosse team winning State . And , uh ... Oh . There 's Joe . Yes . Well , you always did want to have a lot of children . I did ? Mm-hmm . Gosh , I do n't remember that . Would you bring the biscuits in , please ? Sure . ( mentalkingoutside ) What 's going on in your backyard ? Oh , they 're putting in some azaleas . Oh . ( @phone_rings ) This is like running a plantation . The , uh , divorce was Laura 's idea . One day , she just announced that she wanted me to move out . Of course , she kept our daughter . Laura 's always had a better understanding of Beatrice . It 's only natural @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ than I . Not like you . Excuse me ? I , I mean you were always so mature for your age , so involved with your studies , so ... serious . I always regret that I did n't finish my education . Mmm . Do you remember this new theory that I had of , of why Robert E . Lee decided to cast his lot with the South ? Lee ? Mmm . Maybe I should finish that research . Th-there are other things you can do , too , uh ... Museums could be particularly edifying . Gosh , I ca n't remember the last time I was in a museum . Perhaps we could go together . I 'm going down to Washington on Friday . Maybe you could join me . Wonderful museums there . Oh , I 'd love to do that , Will . ( @phone_rings ) Friday , then . Good . Your phone sure does ring a lot . Can we go in the other room ? Rebecca ... It 's occurred to me that this was very providential . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I had just hit rock bottom . I mean , it 's so incredibly providential that you called me when you did , Rebecca . In the old days , ice cream places offered unlimited samples . Egg nog , pistachio , rum raisin - - any flavor . Well , hi . What are you doing here ? We stopped for ice cream , but Poppy was so displeased with the service , he said he 'd just as soon have his dessert at home . Hi , I 'm , I 'm Will Allenby . Hi , I 'm Zeb , Rebecca 's brother-in-law . This is my uncle , Paul Davich . Sorry to barge in like this . I thought you were going to the movies . After that smart aleck in the , in the ice cream parlor , I , I did n't have the heart for it . Wh-What 's for dessert ? Well , I remembered that Will did n't care for sweets , so I did n't make a dessert . POPPY : Oh . Well , I 'm going to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in high school . " Our Rebecca " ? Well , actually , um ... kindergarten . Beck ! Are you home ? ( sighing ) He-here . Where have you been ? I 've been phoning and phoning you all evening . Uh , Will , this is my stepdaughter , Nono , and this is her stepson , Peter . This is Will Allenby , my old high school sweetheart . Really ? Nice to meet you . Go ahead , Peter , tell Rebecca what you wanted to ask her . What , honey ? Um ... at my school , they have this exhibit of these projects . And they have us invite our grandparents . It 's on Friday . Is it this Friday ? Uh-huh . And , I know you 're not really my grandma , but since my dad 's parents are dead , I was wondering if ... I 'd be honored to . Ice cream - - who wants ice cream ? Super Chunky Chango ice cream . ( laughter ) I 'm so sorry about Friday , but , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ disappoint him . No , of course not . The museums will always be there . Yeah . Well , you still have quite a drive , right ? Yes . I 'll call you . I 'll call you tomorrow . ( clanging ) ( chuckling ) Yikes . Thanks for supper . REBECCA : Toast ! To Abdul Abdulazim . His arrival makes us beam . It 's such a pleasure to have a new boy . Let 's hope he 's as nice as Lateesha and Joey . ( screaming ) Joey got stung by a bee ! Oh , my Lord . He 's allergic ! Well , how did a bee get in here ? It 'll be okay . Let 's just go to the hospital . I 'll get some ice . I 've got Abdul . Dixon , you and Emmy take Lateesha to the backyard . Wait , I 'm coming . I 've got the ice . Beck ? Oh , Poppy , please , not now . Beck , I ... I do n't feel so good . Here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's allergic to , uh , to penicillin and tomatoes . Is this a heart attack ? I did n't have my , my 100th birthday party yet . You 'll have your party , Poppy , I promise you . I 'll call you . PARAMEDIC : Watch your step . ( monitorbeeping ) It 's okay . It 's going to be okay . How are we doing ? Well , he 's not feeling so ... Zeb ... they 're trying to finish me off . Nope , they 're letting you go . Turns out it was indigestion . ( chuckling ) : Oh . Indigestion ? I spoke with the resident . He said you had three cupcakes at the baby welcoming . Well , what if I did ? I 've eaten far more many a time . We should let them know at home . Poppy ... They must be pretty worried . Yeah . Did Joey get his shot ? He 's already back at the party , making up for lost time . I 'll go call . Oh , God @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Yeah , well , I do n't know what the world is coming to if a man ca n't eat three measly cupcakes without folks calling an ambulance . ( laughter ) REBECCA : Oh , I forgot the dessert . You do like dessert , now , do n't you , monsieur ? Whoa . ( laughing ) Thank you . How 's your father-in-law ? My father-in-law ? Mm-hmm . Oh , you mean Poppy . Uh , he 's not my father-in-law . He 's Joe 's uncle . Want this one ? And you still live with him , even though you 're barely related . Well , I sort of inherited him . He came with the house . ( chuckles ) For a while I resented having to take care of him , but when I thought he might die , I ... I realized how much he means to me . Do n't mind my asking , but ... how come after your husband died you never remarried ? I do n't know . I , I think what you look for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was young , I wanted somebody " other . " The most wildly other person . Not ... well , that 's why I was drawn to Joe , I guess . But now I just , uh , think the idea of being with somebody different would just ... be exhausting . Well , look at you and me . We 're totally different , Rebecca . We are ? Oh , well it might seem so now , but ... well , I think of the old days , the things that interested us ... well , I think , yeah , that was back ... that was back when we were grownups . ' Course , you still are a grownup , but me , I ... I feel like I 've been traveling in reverse . ( chuckling ) WILL : Robert E . Lee . Boy , things sure have changed since we were at MacAdam , huh ? WILL : Go . REBECCA : Oh , wow ! This was such a good idea , Will . Well , you said you wanted to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Uh-huh . This one might be good . On special order . Oh , dear . No , no , it 's all right . Hmm ? Wo n't take long ? Uh-uh . No problem . Okay . Come on . ( beeping ) We 'll call you when it comes in . Great , thanks ; you 're done . Let me grab these . I 'll take some of those . No , no , no ; here we go . Oh , well . Chivalry is not dead . ( chuckling ) Thank you . ( @phone_rings ) Hello . ZEB : Hey , Beck . Oh , hi , Zeb . What you doing ? Ooh , I 'm reading a fascinating book . Me , too . The Harmful Effects of Nightlights on Children . Nightlights ? Children who 've been raised with nightlights end up with vision problems . Their eyes do n't get enough rest . They should read this book - - that 'd put them to sleep . Well , from now on , I am going to read @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I am going to join a gym , ' cause I 'm going to get into shape . You 're fine the way you are . I am not . I 'm a slug . You of all people - - a doctor . No , from now on , I am concentrating on me . You 're right . Good night . Good night . ( sighs ) Hi , nice to meet you . How 's that ? Good . Oh , that 's great . ( **25;4175;TOOLONG ) Oh , where 's your project ? It 's over here . REBECCA : This is yours ? PETER : Uh-huh . Oh , my gosh . ( laughing ) ( gaspingandchuckling ) This is wonderful ! I do n't know how you did this . What do ... what do your teachers say ? I think they kind of liked it . Oh , I bet they do . Is there a motor ? ( chuckling ) : That 's a secret . Oh . Oh , then do n't tell me . Do n't tell me . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want to see the other projects ? No . No , I ... I just want to stay here and admire this one . Oh , no , no . That boy is brilliant . Yes . Everybody keeps telling me how bright he is . I just ... I wish he could drive . Honey , did you see his project ? I do n't know if it was music or art or science , but it is astounding . I was the one who had to ferry him to the back of beyond for supplies . Barry was away attending a conference , would n't you know ? I know it 's hard . But I so wish that you could enjoy this boy , because he is going to be grown and gone in a flash . Easy for you to say . You do n't have the slightest idea what it 's like being saddled with somebody else 's kid when you 're still practically on your honeymoon . GIRL : No , no , no , no ! No , no , no , no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thought maybe you 'd like to meet my daughter . Oh , Will , I would love to meet your daughter . Oh , mm . Something I can bring ? No , just yourself . What shall I wear ? Anything ... or-or maybe ... no ... just anything . No , Will , you can tell me . I mean , is there something special you want me to wear or not wear ? Well , I ... I-I-I do n't know , um ... ( clearsthroat ) Maybe ... something not too ... hippie . Hippie ? Well , it's-it 's just that some of your clothes tend to be a bit ... exotic . Oh . And-and I want Beatrice to focus on you more as a person . Oh , oh , oh , I see . Okay . ( @doorbell_rings ) Ta-da . Oh . Well , you look great . Thank you . Hi . Come on in , come in . My , this is wonderful . Come in here . Here , ha-have a seat . All right . Thank you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in . Oh . Uh , Beatrice is n't here yet , huh ? No , but I expect her . Aw ... What ? Everything 's going to be just fine . You do n't know Beatrice . We are going to have such fun . I 'm serving this nutritious , all-grain dish . She 's a vegetarian . ( @doorbell_rings ) Oh , boy . Excuse me . I used chicken stock , but do n't say a word . Oh . My lips are sealed . Hi , Beatrice . Hello , Beatrice . So , you told me to come here at 6:00 . Here I am . Well , thank you , Bea . I 'm very glad you came . Are we eating supper or not ? Oh , oh , do n't you want to sit around a while and talk ? I ... Talk ? About what ? And who is this lady , anyhow ? Oh . I 'm , um ... I 'm , um , a very old , old friend of your father 's . We grew @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're going to tell me that you guys have fallen madly in love or something . Beatrice ... Oh ! Oh , my goodness . Well , I guess we 've fallen in fond , but really , I came here to meet you tonight . Your father 's told me so much about you . Yeah ? Well , I 'm not here ' cause I want to be . I 'm here because he promised me my own cell phone if I came . Oh . Okay , we 've met . Can I go now ? You-you-you have n't eaten . All right , if you insist , let 's eat . Oh . ( clearsthroat ) This is a complete , in one dish , whole grain meal . Oh . Entirely vegetarian . Actually , I eat meat now . You do ? Well , we can all stand to eat some grain from time to time . Beatrice , pass me your plate . I 'm afraid I 'm not much of a chef . Oh , I think you were wonderful to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ scoffs ) So ... do many men have you to supper , Rebecca ? Oh . Well , I do n't ... No . ' Cause , actually , you seem pretty normal on the surface . I 'm just wondering if you realize what kind of guy you 're eating with , here . Uh , he 's a pretty nice guy . The guy who kidnapped our dog when Mom asked him for a divorce . Your dog ? Our little dog , Flopsie . I did not kidnap Flopsie Doodle . I borrowed her . He stole her while we were out , and we came home , and we called , " Flopsie . " No Flopsie . So my mom phoned my dad . We knew it was him . And she said that she was calling the police . Do you know what he did ? He lied , and he said , oh , he had no idea what she was talking about . Then he opened up his door and let Flopsie run out all by herself , when everybody knows what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lucky she was n't killed . I was feeling sad , okay ? I was having a difficult time . Like it was n't difficult for Mom and me ? I went looking for her in the rainstorm . I was out half the night , and when I found her , all covered with mud , I-I put her in my brand-new car , and I brought her home . How many times can I apologize ? Well , just so you know , you 're boyfriend 's a total perv . You 're getting me a cell phone tomorrow . ( @door_opens ) ( @door_slams ) Well , I guess this was n't very successful . Oh , well , it 's ... You know what ? Now that I 've met your family , I want you to meet mine . I mean , I already ... Well , three or four you bumped into , but I ... but I mean a proper dinner party with everybody there . Okay ? That 'd be great . Good . Oh ... Gracious . ( chuckles ) Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thanks very much . If I 'd known that Beatrice was back eating meat , I would have served my chili . Hmm . Mm-hmm . All right . Bye-bye . Bye . Hmm . ( @crickets_chirping ) ZEB : He kidnapped their dog ? REBECCA : Oh , yeah . Oh , boy . Well , in a way , I think he 's still , um , in mourning for his marriage . You know , he 's been going through a really difficult time . He 's kind of an odd guy , and I just thought a party where he could meet all of you would ... Rebecca , I 've met Will on a couple of occasions . Yeah , I know , but I-I 'd like him to meet everybody , all together , you know - - a more formal atmosphere . Formal ? Yeah , just not some typical Davich free-for-all potluck where Will could be overwhelmed , but something ... sedate and organized . You know , everybody arriving at a pre-arranged time , talking about civilized topics , you know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a grown-up affair . I want you to meet the man in my life . You have a man in your life ? You never told me that . Oh , you know Will has been coming around now and then . I thought he was just a friend . ( @baby_cooing ) Why are you springing this on me now ? I am not springing anything on you . This is not about you . Saturday night ? You 're never free on Saturdays . Is the Open Arms going under ? No more than usual . Well , have n't I already met this person ? Yes , but-but I want this to be a more official introduction to the family as a whole . Okay , look , whatever . I 'm running late , okay ? Okay . Bye . ( @phone_rings ) ( sighs ) Open Arms . How come you invited Min Foo to dinner and not me ? Patch , I was just going to ... Is this because she 's your real daughter ? I hate you . You 're not my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sakes , I 'm inviting all of you . Oh , Beck , this is so exciting . A man in your life . I am making something fabulous . What is that you 're wearing ? Oh , just something different than my usual hippie dippie color crazy thing , you know ? Call it flight attendant casual . ( laughs ) ( @doorbell_rings ) Well , fasten your seat belts , me merry crew . Hi , Will . Am I late or early or ... okay ? Oh , you 're ... you 're right on time . Come on . Okay . Yeah . WILL : Thanks . I trust you have nothing against hearts of palm . That what that is ? I thought it 'd be a nice ... symbolic touch . Hearts , romance , you know ? Hmm . Palm trees are cut up for that ? ( grunts ) Broccoli plants are cut up . Asparagus shoots are cut up . Do n't tell me you 're one of those food avoiders . No , no , no , I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an experiment . Hearts of palm is just a salad . So , you and Rebecca have-have known each other since you were kids ? 50 years . Oh ! Can I really have been alive that long ? And now you 're reunited . That 's , uh ... Must be complicated , though , living in separate towns . WILL : Oh , that 's exactly it . My odometer 's taken a huge leap , and my engine 's developed a cough , uh ... Oh , well , you-you should give J.J . a call . WILL : J.J . ? Yeah , J.J . does a lot of , uh , odd jobs around here , but , oh , he is a gifted mechanic . He 's the only one that can coax my Chevy along . J.J . 's great . Yeah . Oh , you know , he is forever bragging about his wife , Tanya . Look , see , um , they had , uh , themselves made up to look like Bonnie and Clyde , and then they had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mechanic ? Mm . Well , lately , though , Tanya 's had to increase her medication . Poor thing , you know , she 's just given to these sort of demented delusions , and , uh , oh , gosh , one day , she was walking across somebody 's front porch ; she was wildly flinging a-a souvenir Japanese sword . Ay-yi-yi . And , uh ... J.J . said that that 's not the real true Tanya . He just still thinks that his wife is ... amazing . That 's the man that repairs your cars . ( door_opening ) Oh . Hello . We 're in here . MIN FOO : I told you , she 's not gon na be ... Hi . I know you said adults only ... Hi . but I 'm still breast-feeding . What do you expect ? It 's all right . It 's all right . Hi . Hey . Do n't put him there . Someone 's gon na step on him . This man is hopeless . At 7:00 in the morning , he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ asked if coffee had been made , Min Foo . You could have seen for yourself that it was n't made . Shh . It 's all right , it 's all right . What is that you 're wearing ? PATCH : It 's us . Hi . Sorry we 're late . What is that you 're wearing ? It is my brand-new suit that I bought on Thursday , and I like it , so do n't say a word . Ah , everyone , I would like you to meet Will Allenby , the person I invited you here to meet . ( silence ) ( silverwareclattering ) ( @baby_cooing ) ( alltalkingquietly ) Min Foo , do that in the other room . MIN FOO : I 'm decently covered . I 'm not sitting here naked . We have company . What must he think ? I 'm sure you 've seen a woman nursing a baby before . Well , yes . I mean , of course . ( babyfussing ) Though , not at a dinner table , but ... ( sighs @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go after her . I will not . MIN FOO : Hakim ! I shall go . A toast . Oh , yes , a toast . Yeah . POPPY : A toast . Good . POPPY : I propose a toast to ... a toast to me and my birthday . ( laughter ) Oh , Poppy . It is not your birthday . POPPY : Oh . ( whispering ) : This is a toast to Will , welcome . Oh , yeah , a toast to Will . To-To welcome Will . ALL : To Will . POPPY : Here 's to Will . Here , here . ( alltalkingatonce ) WILL : Thank you . Ah . Um ... maybe a toast to ... Rebecca . Oh . To Rebecca for being so lovely , so gracious , and cheering up my life . Thank you . To Becky ! Rebecca . ZEB : Ca n't imagine where we 'd all be if Rebecca had n't shown up . She turned out to be awfully good for business . ( laughs ) : Not at first @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I helped out at a party . ( laughs ) : Oh , God . I let fly a champagne cork ... ( laughter ) ... straight into a woman 's bosom . ( laughter ) ZEB : Right . Rebecca crumples to the floor in mortification , like she 's the one who got hit , and this women just keeps right on talking , completely unaware . Falsies was my considered opinion . ( laughter ) Then she bends down and she says , " Are you all right , dear ? " And then I just popped right up , and I ... ( laughs ) : I poured the champagne ... ( sighs ) ... like nothing happened . ( laughs ) Hmm . ( lowchatter ) ( clearsthroat ) ( chatter , silverwareclattering ) HAKIM : ? Oh Abdul , boy ? ? The pipes , the pipes are calling ? Here . ? From glen to glen ? Oh . ? And down the mountainside ... ? Sweet . I did n't know he was Irish . I ca n't believe that she brought @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ) ? Oh , Abdul , boy ? ? Oh , Abdul , boy , I love you so . ? WOMAN : I 'll call you tomorrow . Nice to see you again , Will . REBECCA : I loved that . Thank you , bye , bye . We 'll see you again . Thanks , Beck . Thank you , Rebecca . Bye , bye . All right . It was nice to meet you , Will . Bye , Will . Thanks . Bye . Yeah . Frankly , I 'm having a hard time sorting them all out . ( laughs ) I mean , why-why is that one , uh , stepdaughter , uh , Chinese ? And ... and the fella , uh , Troy - - is he Biddy 's husband ? No , no . Fir-First of all , Min Foo is my daughter , not my stepdaughter . I named her Minerva . But Joe took one look at her paintbrush hair and her sleepy eyes - - no wider than slits - - and ... Hey there , little @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's the brother of Biddy 's fianc ? , Roland , who died suddenly . Troy is gay . REBECCA : And then , after Roland died , Biddy discovered she was pregnant with Dixon , so Troy moved back in and helped raise him . And he 's been with them every step of the way . So , Dixon was conceived , uh , before ... I 'll get the family album . Oh , but Poppy , your milk 's almost ready . And anyway , Will has already more or lessseen the family album . I 'll get the family album . REBECCA : Oh , boy . Now you 're in for it . So , how 'd you like my family ? Well , um ... ( clearsthroat ) they 're ... they 're ver-very interesting . Yeah , well . Ah , you did n't see Min Foo at her best . I 'm afraid she 's beginning an old pattern . Uh , have a baby , ditch the husband . Oh , they all are pretty outspoken ... It's-It 's kind @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the female does away with the male after he donates his sperm ? Pardon ? So many parties . POPPY : Yeah . Is n't that the truth . I mean , everywhere I look . Well . On the refrigerator , in this album . Everybody 's celebrating . I mean , we just drank a toast in there . And now you 've brought me in here , and you 've got me looking at photos of toasts . Years of toasts . Oh , they 're photographs . I mean , you do n't usually take pictures of people reading a book or playing chess . Chess ? ( laughs ) : We-We do n't play chess . WILL : Well , I mean you ... You do have an unusual amount of parties , you 'll have to admit . Every time we try to get together , we have to work around your social events . Social events . WILL : Well , I mean , I understand you 're a social type . But consorting with your mechanic ? Sharing marital secrets with a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , from what you 've told me , his attitude about his wife shows a total lack of responsibility . Piffle . Oh . Oh . Here 's my Joycie . ( chuckles ) She was a cutie all right . Ooh . Yeah . I better haul myself off to bed . Oh , yeah . Yeah , I-I think I 'm , uh ... I 'm gon na go to bed , too . Oh . All right . Oh . Do n't forget my birthday party . Oh , I would n't miss it . Oh , yeah . When is his birthday ? It 's in December . What date in December ? I do n't think we 'll be seeing each other in December , Will . What-What ... What do you mean ? Or before that , either . Was it something that I did ? You did n't do anything , Will . Was it your family ? Did n't ... I mean , did n't they like me ? I 'm sure they liked you . Zeb ? Zeb ? Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... No , the fact of the matter is , this ... It just wo n't work , Will . It wo n't . I 'm sorry to do this to you . Again . ( sighs ) Good-bye , Will . Good-bye , Will . Well ... all right then . Good-bye , Rebecca . WOMAN : Practically as old as Robert E . Lee himself . Sorry it took so long to come in . Oh ... no , that's-that 's , uh ... that 's all right . Thank you . No , really , really , my life is finished . It finished when the girls got grown ... so here I am , just , you know , hanging around , marking time , waiting for things to wind down . ZEB : Rebecca , are you all right ? Well , yeah . Define " all right . " Where 's Will in all this ? Gone . You ditched him ? ( chuckles ) : Yep , but that 's not the problem . The problem is just I 've ... I 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What did George Eliot say ? It 's never too late to do what you want to do . Well , you know , that 's just ... that is just plain wrong . I mean , what if I wanted to - - I do n't know - - what if I wanted to get pregnant ? I mean , Zeb , that 's just ridiculous . ( dialtonebuzzes ) ( @phone_rings ) Sorry . I just remembered ; it was n't do what you want to do , it 's be what you want to be , I think . I guess I 'm just so tired . I 'm not even sure it 's George Eliot . Thanks for trying , Zeb . Night . Good night . ( @water_running ) ( sighs ) There you are , Joe . Ready for another glorious day , helping other people celebrate life . ( @birds_chirping ) Happy birthday , Poppy . Oh , thank you , Beck . ( chuckles ) Ooh , I got it , I got it . Ooh . Do you know that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bundle nestled in your cradle ? I do n't even know who was president then . Oh , beats me . ( chuckles ) No cars , probably no phones . Mm . I wonder from time to time if the years Joycie did n't get to use in her life got added onto mine . Oh , oh , she would 've been glad to see you enjoy it . Ah ... Joycie ... Joyce was a naturally happy person , not like us Daviches . Some people just have a harder time being happy . Oh , boy . The night that I met Joe , oh , he ... he was laughin ' , and then , when I saw him a few days later , through the library window ... oh , I saw that life in his eyes , and I knew right at that moment that I wanted to marry him . You know , I think you might be right , though , about the Daviches , because deep down , I-I-I 'm not sure he was really happy . He never thought @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Beck , there is no true life . Your true life is the one you end up with , whatever it may be . You just do the best with what you 've got . This is n't my party , is it ? ( laughing ) : Oh , no ... No , no , Poppy . Your party is going to be everything you dreamed it would be . ( bandplayingjazzymusic ) Oh , Mother , come here . I want you to meet Tanya . Oh , no , thank you . J.J.J . How do you do ? And J.J . Barrow . Hi . How do you do ? J.J . 's our , uh , handyman . Oh . Are you here as guests ? Yes . Yes , we are . Hey , Poppy , how you doing ? Oh . ( kidslaughing ) Happy birthday , Poppy . Birthday , Poppy . Birthday , Poppy . Whoa , for me ? ( laughs ) : Oh . Whoa , how ' bout that ? President Theodore Roosevelt . He was president the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . President Theodore Roosevelt . He was a great president . Are you really 100 ? Yes , but do n't tell anybody , huh ? " Pick up dry cleaning , " make dental appointment for Peter , " find someone to clean the gutters , buy my bro a birthday gift . " These are the things I was supposed to do last week . So ? Beck , when you and Dad got married , did you ... ? And-and-and do n't take this the wrong way , but did you ever wonder if he 'd married you just so that he would have help with us kids ? I mean , I ... I am trying not to think that of Barry , but I mean , these lists . Oh , what are you saying , that you do n't think that Barry loves you ? He says he does , but , I mean , the PTA meetings , the carpool ... It 's like ... I 'm so useful . Well , do n't you think that all of us , I mean @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ their usefulness ? Beck , love has nothing to do with it . There 's no use . Hakim is hopeless . Thanks . I can always rely on my family for emotional support . Oh , Min Foo ... please , could you please just once try to resist dumping a husband once you 've had his baby ? I gave you the name of Patch 's marriage counselor . Patch , you 're going to a marriage counselor ? Thanks a lot , Biddy . Why does everybody in this family seem so unhappy ? Thank goodness for you and Troy . Troy is gay , but we still argue just like every other couple , okay ? How reassuring to hear that . Hey , everybody , Hakim took all of Poppy 's homemade movies and turned them into a tape . They only go up to 1971 , but ... Shh . " Celebrating Paul Davich . " ( laughing ) ZEB : Ah , your famous hamburgers , Poppy . God , I was always good with my barbecue . Hey , there 's my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . POPPY : She 's my girl . She looks happy . Oh , man . Oh , I loved that dog . That was Molly . POPPY : Oh , that old train set . Oh , there 's Uncle Zeb . POPPY : I gave him that train . ZEB : And there 's Joe . Dad ... Yeah , he looks good . GIRL : Real bright lights . Uh-huh . ( kidslaughing ) ZEB : Oh , that 's a sweet shot . Look at that . ( scoffs ) ZEB : Now , that 's dancing . I should 've been arrested . That 's some nice moves . Our Easter egg hunt . Oh , there 's me . I remember that dress . Well , we all wore it . ( laughter ) Would you look at us ? GIRL : That looks like fun . POPPY : Ooh , what a ... what a bath she 's getting . ( @all_laughing ) Were n't we the perfect family ? GIRL : Where are you , Mommy ? I was n't born yet @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ FOO : Oh , there I am . There you are , Mommy . ZEB : Yahoo , Min Foo . MIN FOO : Dad did n't have a chance . Four girls . ( laughing ) Look at him . He was so handsome . Wow . POPPY : Oh , that 's a good movie . It was beautiful , yeah ! MIN FOO : Good job , Hakim . All right , cake is in the dining room . Yay . MIN FOO : Yeah , more champagne . %% For he 's a jolly good fellow %% %% For he 's a jolly good fellow %% %% For he 's a jolly good fellow %% %% Which nobody can deny . %% What 's wrong ? Oh , it 's the video . It 's as if I never existed . As if what ? ( @applause_and_cheering ) ( cheering ) Beck . A toast . Poppy . To Poppy . He 's beginning to seem perennial . We 're observing his centennial , so shout it from the chandeliers . We wish him another 100 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of those everlasting rhymes of hers . POPPY : I could eat all of this myself . Let me take the baby . I 'll deal with him . ( @baby_crying ) ( sighs ) ( sighs ) Oh , look at you . I know what you 're thinking . What kind of people have I ended up with ? How am I ever going to live on this planet ? Come over here . Look , look , look . ( dings ) Miserable day ? Yeah . Beck , you know that was just Patch being Patch . Oh , listen , what do I care ? Before that , Nono asked me if Joe had married me for my usefulness . Oh , believe me , over the years , uh , that crossed my mind , too , especially after he just ... up and died , leaving me to cope with all this . What are you talking about ? Oh ... You know , when I first met him right here , he said , uh , " Oh , you look like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you know , I was n't having a wonderful time . I should 've just said that to him right then . I was here , too , you know , and I remember you walking into the Open Arms that day , and you were having a wonderful time , and my brother saw in you this gift of joy . Joy ? Yeah , joy . I 'm sure you know that 's something the Davich gene pool sorely lacks . Believe me , you give all of us such joy . Oh , well , it 's not enough . It 's more than enough ; how can we survive without it ? You 'd survive . Not a chance . I do n't know . I know . I know you hold all of us together with your love , with your parties , with your funny Rebecca toasts . Mm . We need you , Rebecca . ( @baby_crying ) Abdul 's hungry , I think . Hmm ... well , it would n't be a family celebration if Min Foo was n't breast feeding @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Yeah . You 're so young . Yeah . He 's hungry , honey . Beck , where you been ? Champagne ? Yes , thanks . Mom , I 've run out of diapers . Oh , honey , I think there 's an extra package underneath the sink . Why are n't you in the video ? Well , I guess I was busy planning some happening or other . ( soundoftrainmoving ) Peter ? Do you know I had a dream about us ? Really ? What 'd you dream about ? Well , it was a beautiful , sunny day ... and you and I were on a train . Where were we going ? Well , we were traveling to ... to right here , I guess . We were coming home . Peter , can you come here for a second ? I see you 're having a wonderful time . Yes , Joe ... I really am . BOY : Poppy , what did you wish for when you blew out the candles ? Oh , for an even bigger party next @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah , yeah , all right , let 's go . ( loudding ) - the end - - -

@@5216441 Stop the music ! - What 's up , duck ? - What 's up ? ! I 'll tell you what 's up . I 'm taking charge here , that 's what 's up . Fifty years of you hogging the spotlight is enough . I am riding the shield from now on because I , personally , have all the talent around here . Okay , mac , let 's take it from the top . Okay , far enough . Now then . Camera ! Music ! Sound ! Very funny . You may expect to hear from my attorneys . If I 'm not gon na star in this cartoon , let 's just start the movie . Roll ' em ! Mr . Wing ? Daniel Clamp would like to speak to you . Good morning , Mr . Wing . Let 's cut right to key issues , okay ? I 'll increase my offer substantially . You 're attached to your business . I appreciate that . I 'm attached to mine . I develop the biggest buildings in New York . And you sell little things . That 's fine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , where business gets Oriented . " You 're the only holdout . Here 's what I 'll do for you : A newsstand and souvenir concession in the atrium . This building will be modern from voice-activated elevators to self-cleaning ashtrays . I 'm really excited about it , and I 'd hate to see you miss out . Please , let us know when you 've made a decision . You know , I believe there 's always an area of agreement that two people can reach . Yes . A man can always agree with others . It is more difficult to agree with oneself . That 's very charming . Confucius or Bruce Lee ? I 'm sorry . Please tell Mr . Clamp that the answer is still no . Please keep the TV . TV ! Rambo . To survive a war , you got ta become war . Television again . An invention for fools ! I 'm sorry that did n't work out . Mr . Clamp 's offer was generous . Did you hear that cough ? He 's an antique @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No New York visit is complete without touring the world 's most automated building : Clamp Premiere Regency Trade Centre and Retail Concourse . Headquarters of Clamp Enterprises and CCN , Clamp Cable Network . Mr . Wing 's death removes the last obstacle to developer Daniel Clamp 's long-delayed project . This quaint shop , which once housed rare Oriental objects now makes way for the future , Daniel Clamp style . Lewis , it 's like I 've always said : " If you want to find something weird , you have to go downtown . " The Futtermans come to town tomorrow . Mr . Futterman must be better if he can travel . His wife says he is better . He was just rattled . Having monsters drive a snowplow through your house will do that . Well , he was almost killed . - These people are so rude ! - Honey , what time is it ? God , we 're late . There 's a cab . - You going airport ? - No . Actually , I 'm just ... After all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It takes time , Billy . In Kingston Falls , I 'd have been promoted by now . And you 'd hate it . At least we could afford a decent place to live . Get married . Welcome to the Clamp Entry-matic a revolution in revolving door precision and efficiency . Please be careful in stepping in and out , and have a powerful day . That 's the story of the Clamp Premiere Regency Centre where one man 's dream became a reality . I hope you enjoyed today 's tour . Do n't forget : Pick up Mr . Clamp 's best-selling book , I Took Manhattan on sale right here at our newsstand for only 19.95 . And in our gift store ... Do n't let them get to you . Billy , you 're so good at your job . Sooner or later , they 'll notice . - Maybe then we can get married . - Okay , hon . - Bye . - Bye . - Marla , the first plan ... - The deadline 's not my fault . They make @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's a disaster . They changed the specs and the deadline ... See , this is your problem right here . You only see your little part of it . I need a complete situational , long-term , overview perspective . It 's almost finished . I just have a few adjustments ... The courtyard looks cold . It 'd be better with trees . - Will they plant trees ? - No . But draw them . - But the ... - Elms . - But the shrubbery looks ... - This attitude does n't work for me . Good morning , Mr . Forster . It looks like somebody has n't read his employee manual . Does n't it , Mr ... - Peltzer . ... Peltzer ? - Unauthorized potted plant . - I told him about it weeks ago . - I talked to you ! - I know . I was gon na ... Possible aphid infestation . - What 's this ? - That 's Kingston Falls . My hometown . Do you know how much the Clamp organization has spent to provide its @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Eye-pleasing , color-coordinated , authorized . - But it was just a little ... - A little touch . I know . Maybe everybody here wants to do a little touch . Coffee mugs that say , " World 's Greatest Lover . " The ashtray that reads , " Rest Your Butt Here . " You 'd like that , right ? Coming to work every day in a $200,000,000 flea market . Billy , this is just what I do n't need right now . The department review 's in three weeks . It 's a nuclear meltdown disaster . - Marla , I am doing the best I can . - Billy , do me a favor . Do better ! We 've got a low corrosivity reading . Give me a wave form on 10th power . Mr . Forster , I have a potential violator , sir . That 's an unauthorized break period , friend . You do n't work here anymore . Do we have a problem communicating ? You 're gone . Terminated . End of medical benefits , that 's right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thanks so much . Very nice , Frances . Alert personnel . We have a career opportunity in level seven . Clamp Centre is the most advanced smart building in America with the latest in security , communications and climate control . It 's just one part of Mr . Clamp 's worldwide business network which includes construction , sports , finance and a popular line of jams and jellies . For those with cable TV at home CCN is located right here in the building . The Attack of the Octopus People . That 's tonight 's movie . And , boy , is it scary . It 's so scary , it 'll uncross your eyes . It 's a good thing that your Grandpa Fred is here to protect you . - Where 's the moan ? - The what ? There 's supposed to be a moan here from the coffin . Then I say , " Renfield , you want more flies ? " And then I go over to the coffin and I ... Sorry , Fred . - Hey , Fred . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ new time slot . They 're making a big mistake . Mistake ? Kid , it 's a disaster . People who watch TV at 3:30 a . m . Do n't fear the Wolfman . What scares them is getting sober and finding work . - Look . - Watch it with that thing . - Is n't that great ? - Sure . - You could use it on your show . - Sure . Put it in the back , will you ? Frankly , kid this is n't what I had in mind . I went into broadcasting , I thought I was gon na do news public affairs something meaningful . I do n't even have a gimmick . No special effects . All I have is a cross-eyed puppet named Igor . The elevator doors have opened . You should run classic horror movies like Frankenstein or Dracula . Great horror movies are in black and white . Mr . Clamp only likes color . That guy 's strange . - Have you seen him ? - Not in person . Only on that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ building . You know what kind of tenants they have now ? There 's a genetic research laboratory upstairs . Fooling around with animals . Last week , they took out a patent on a new kind of gerbil . People think I 'm creepy . - Can I help you ? - Yeah . - I got a delivery for Dr . Catheter . - I can sign for it . What kind of stuff do they do in there anyway ? We 're not supposed to talk about it . Oh , I 'm sorry . - Dr . Catheter , this just came for you . - Splendid . This must be my malaria . Just rabies . I 've got rabies . I 'm supposed to get the flu this week . I think we have the flu on back order . - Could I have that , Peggy ? - Oh , yes . Sure . Thank you . Back order . Back order . All a man wants is some fresh germs . Casper , have this tissue analyzed . I am calm and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Hello , doctor . - How 's the cloning coming along ? - Really well . - Lewis . - We got something for you to look at . It 's interesting . I found it downtown on my specimen scout . It 's some sort of rodent , apparently . And it seems allergic to bright light . - Cute , is n't it ? - That may be genetic . - We 're not sure yet . - We 're not sure . Watch this , doctor . He likes this music ? - Yes . - It 's his favorite . Not so fast , my boy . - You nearly let him get away . - Sorry , sir . - How do you plan to proceed ? - Cell samples tomorrow . - Tissue cultures Thursday . - And then there 's body structure . And for that , my little friend we 'll just have to cut you . I ca n't believe she told me to put trees on that drawing . It just ... My light went out . You sat @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Okay , hold on . You 're right , I need ... Hello ? Hello ? Honey ? Hello ? Kate , are you there ? Kate ? Nothing works around here . Excuse me ? Where 'd you hear that ? - What ? - That music . Where 'd you hear it ? - Is n't that by Sting ? - No . It 's not by Sting . Think . Oh , wait , I know . I was up in that laboratory . You know , on 51 . And somebody was humming it . Hi , I hear your copier 's down . - Oh , it is ? - Yeah . - It 's back there . - Thank you . We 're ready , doctor . This is the most interesting bioelectrical work I 've done . Just think . Millions of rats in New York , and everyone hates them . But if one of them could power a portable radio for a month ... Gizmo , I 'm here . Watch this , doctor . Definite progress , gentlemen . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to touch them . Still , they 'd be good in flashlights , would n't they ? Where there 's flashlights , there 's dark . And they like the dark . - Theodore ! How 'd you get out ? - Alvin , put down that DNA ! Mister , welcome to the men 's room . Hey , pal , I sure hope you washed those hands . Hey , guy , how you doing ? Did you miss me ? Yeah . Me too . So , what are you doing here ? What were those guys doing to you ? Wow . That bad , huh ? You wan na come out ? Come here . It 's okay . Come with me . I got you . I 'll take care of you . Everything 's gon na be fine . - What is this ? A black armband ? - Armband . Is that what happened to the man who took care of you ? You 've got to be quiet . You do n't want to go back to the laboratory , do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there and do n't say anything . I 'll come back and take you home as soon as possible . Okay , that 's a good boy . Bye-bye . It 's him ! He 's here ! Oh , Giz , I 'm so sorry . Are you okay ? How 's your hand ? Look , he 's here . You have to get down . I 'm Marla Bloodstone , the department head here . If there 's anything I can ... That 's okay . Everybody just relax . Go on about what you 'd be doing normally . I know I have n't been here before , but that 'll change . I 'll be more hands-on with these operations from now on . - This is excellent ! - Is n't that terrific ? You 've captured the whole essence of the project . Look at the kids with the kites . That 's warmth . I like warmth . - What 's your name ? - Billy . William Peltzer , sir . Bill , huh ? That 's what we need here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . With elm , people think " Dutch , " " disease . " - Absolutely . - Absolutely . What 's with that drawer ? It 's automatic . It opens now and then in case you need something . I did n't know about that . - Hey ! What 's that ? - Did you hear that ? " People who produce . " He called you Bill . This is very big . This is a career opportunity advancement window . For both of us . - Do you really think so ? - Clearly . We can talk at dinner . - Great . Sometime next ... - Tonight . - I can't . - I have something too . A brochure for the Archery Channel . It 's a total suicide , red-alert , deadline emergency . You know what ? I 'm letting it go to have dinner with you . I just ca n't leave on such short notice . What is with that drawer , Billy ? - You keeping a pet in there ? - I 'm allergic to pets @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... Let me see . Maybe tonight would be the best . There 's a chic new Canadian restaurant . They clean the fish at your table . - Really ? That sounds terrific . - Just let me grab my bag . Now , listen . I have to go . I 'll send someone to pick you up . So just stay put . - Billy . - Yeah ... Ready ? Yeah . Sure , I 'm ready . We may see Woody . They say he eats there incessantly . - Katie ? - Hi , honey . I 'm almost ready . - I just got ta punch out . - Hi . I 'm not able to go out with you tonight . I 'm sorry . - I 've got a meeting with some people . - A meeting ? Great . Listen , I got a big favor to ask of you . - Gizmo 's here and he ... - That furry thing ? Yeah . He 's up in my desk drawer . Do n't do that . I hate @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You get to take him home . - Take him home ? Our home ? - Yes . - No ! - Why not ? What if they start running around New York ? They wo n't , I promise . Just obey the rules . - The rules ! - Remember the first one ? Do n't expose them to bright light because it kills them . - The second rule ... - Do n't let them get wet ? Right ! The third one is , do n't let them eat after midnight . - That 's very good , honey . - Wait ! Tonight , on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel do n't miss Casablanca , now in full color with a happier ending . With Clamp 's annual salary , if he goes to the bathroom for 30 seconds the man 's earning $375 while he stands there . What can he do ? Can he fix an elevator ? What does it cost the company for me to get a drink of water , .0003 cents ? I tell you ... A @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I said not to put new units in . They do n't listen . They listen to that guy they pay $375 to go to the bathroom . I remember the Sip-master Mark IV . That was a fabulous drinking fountain . You could squirt it six months and it 'd still be shooting straight . But those dancing days are done . The hell with it . I 'm not being paranoid . The guy 's after my job . That 's how it is these days . All politics . It 's the law of the jungle around here . Young guys only care about one thing , okay ? Power . I 'm talking about ruthless . Gizmo , ca-ca ! Will the owner of the car with license number 1 AG401 please remove it from the parking garage ? Your car is old and dirty . - State your desired floor number . - Forty-six , please . The elevator doors have opened . Please leave . Gizmo . How 'd you get up there ? Billy said to take you home , so I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we 're out of the building . Hello . Here we go . Gizmo , you 're so hyper . I guess New York does that to people . Okay , here we go . Legs . So did you always know you wanted to be an artist ? I always knew I liked to draw . When I was a kid , I drew comics . I had this box of crayons ... I had crayons ! I used them to write memos to the other kids . Even then , I knew . That 's really something . We 're finally getting to know each other . You ca n't do that in an office . - It 's all business . - Exactly ! Let 's talk about your relationship to Mr . Clamp . Your access . I see a future . I see corner offices , embossed letterhead . I see us swallowing the publicity department . Really ? Wow ... Gosh . I 'm feeling so vulnerable with you , Billy . I 've never talked about these feelings before . When art and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ feel we should join forces . Sir ? This is a Canadian dessert , chocolate mousse . Can I cut you an antler ? No , thank you . You okay ? You want another Molson ? No , thanks . Really , I 'm fine . I got ta go . I got this appointment . I 'm in a hurry . - I 'm sorry about your stocking . - That 's okay , Billy . - See you tomorrow . - Yeah , great . How about some horn ? Okay , Gizmo . Billy said to feed you before midnight . He did n't say what you like . I hope this is okay . It 's chicken and mashed potatoes ... Oh , God ! Try to be a little more careful around here , okay ? We do n't have money to replace things . There you go . - What are you ... ? - Bingo ! Yikes ! - Who is it ? - Open up , honey . It 's me . - Hey . Sorry I 'm late . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? How was your meeting ? It was fine . Where 's Gizmo ? - He 's in the kitchen . - Great . Did you feed him ? - Sort of . - Giz , guess who 's ... - Bulls-eye ! ... home . Gizmo ? - Where 'd you find him ? - Your office , where you said . This is not Gizmo . - We have to go back . - You said no more ... There wo n't be , if they do n't eat after midnight . But look at him . He 's wired . We have to take him with us . No ... - Honey , get my bag ! - Okay . - Great . - Who could that be ? It 's late . - Should I get it ? - You better get it . - Lf you wan na get out , be quiet . - Who is it ? That 's better . Surprise ! Mr . And Mrs . Futterman ! Were n't you coming tomorrow ? The guys in my old outfit changed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a Greyhound . - Thirty-two hours . - Sorry for coming so late . - That 's okay . Can I get you coffee or tea ? - Little piggers ! - Oh , yeah , the cake blew up . Billy , this is some crazy city . We tried to get a cab . You know they got Russians driving cabs ? What if someone got in with a briefcase full of atomic secrets ? Murray , remember what Dr . Kaplan said . We 're going to be nice and calm . He was a little distressed after what happened with those ... I 'm fine . I 'm fine . I was jumpy for a while , that 's all . What was that ? It 's all right , dear . I heard it too . Of course you did ! The thing is , you ca n't stay tonight . I 'd love it if you could . It 's just , the building is being fumigated . - Being renovated . - Mice and stuff . - Rats . No sweat . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mice and bugs ... - Hey , that 's okay . You ca n't be too careful . There 's all kinds of foreign bugs . Your mom baked you an apple pie . Thanks . Someone sat on it . I 'm sure it 'll taste okay . Your dad 's got some new inventions . Reversible toilet paper . We 'll call you tomorrow and have dinner . - Okay , great . - Good ! Marvelous . - Tomorrow . - Bye . I 'm sorry . - That 's okay . - Welcome to New York ! Okay , that 's a Kona praline with kiwis and peanut butter cups ? Wait . Are the peanut butter cups all-natural ? I 'm not sure . Are the peanut butter cups all-natural ? I know they 're pesticide-free . It 's not the same . They put other things in . It comes off when they roast them . Roasting is the worst . Where they do n't roast , they have 70% less death . Sure that is n't pickling ? How can you work with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! - Oh , my God ! - What 's going on ? - Did she say there are rats ? - No rats . That 's not what she said . The Clamp Entry-matic doors are being upgraded to serve you better . Please use the manual doors for your entering and exiting needs . A head came up , with big ears . There was a thing in the topping . - What kind of thing ? - A furry thing . It 's supposed to be health food . I want damages ! - They 've eaten after midnight . - Come on . Sorry I brought the wrong one home . It 's my fault . I should n't have left Gizmo . We got ta find him . It 's along here . There . That 's where the water comes into the building . Give me video . Security . At least we can keep them from getting wet . Hold it ! Get the hell out of there . Move it ! Come on , move ! Looks like I caught a terrorist @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Yeah ? Let 's look at that nothing . - I would n't do this if I were you . - But you are n't me , are you ? - We got ta find him before he eats . - He already ate . There are more of them . We got ta shut the building down . We ? We ? We ! No , " we " got ta get the cops and put you in a rubber room . I 'm not crazy . They 're dangerous . I 've dealt with them . They wreck things . Ooh ! They wreck things ! - Remember this town , Kingston Falls ? - I remember the Kingston Trio . Let 's go , kids . We 're home , let 's go . This way . Over here . - How did you get me out ? - With next month 's rent . - What time is it ? - Around 6:30 . They probably made their cocoons by now . - How long do they take to hatch ? - Not long enough @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Clamp Centre is experiencing illumination system difficulties . Please try not to notice . The building is completely screwed up today . need some of these . Con Ed . Gizmo , zap , zap ! I have to go to systems control . - Kate , you 're up . - Good morning , Billy . Oh , hi . Last night was wonderful . We have to do it again . Marla , this is Kate . My goodness , I have to go right away . Hello . - Hi . - Cute hat . Honey , that 's my boss . That 's the woman I work with . If we get through today alive , you 're in big trouble . But you do n't think that ... Great . - Peltzer ... ! - I need to speak with you . You got arrested but you 've come back . Miss us ? - You got ta evacuate the building . - Why ? There are creatures in it . They start out small and furry . If they eat after midnight , they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - You got ta listen . This is good . They 're furry , then they have cocoons . They eat , then cocoon . Sure . You 're going into a cocoon , you wan na eat first . Now we 're in the nerve center of Clamp Cable Network . - Mr . Katsuji , please get back in line . - Please . If we 're very quiet , we can watch a program being videotaped . Right this way . This week we have our special Salute to Luncheon Meats . Many of you have written , asking how to zing up party appetizers . I 'm very excited about this recipe . It 's so piquant with sherry . Some people use a dash . I use a lot . So let 's just plunge into our hors d'oeuvres , shall we ? You know , these bologna and bean dip roll-ups are so easy when friends drop over . Okay , wait . What if one of them eats something at 11:00 but something sticks in his teeth ? - A caraway or @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out . He did n't eat it after midnight . - I did n't make the rules . - Rules ? What if they 're in an airplane and they cross a time zone ? It 's always midnight somewhere . - Peltzer , is this ... ? - Yes , sir . - Take this , in case it comes back . - Right . Before microwaves , this used to take forever . But now , we can make the same **26;1366;TOOLONG chowder surprise in just a few minutes . Now , let 's just move down ... What 's that ? What is that ? Must be a brownout . We 'll do an edit . Pick it up there . Oh , well . The show must go on . So let 's ladle up some of our chowder-noodle ... Run for your lives ! Monster ! Microwave ! You see what these monsters are doing ? They 're throwing metal utensils into the microwave ! Stay here and die ! Wait . Wait ! What is it ? Wait ! - Mr . Katsuji ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the program ! Something weird is going on in Studio D . Punch it up on the stack . I show brownouts in five more locations . Climate control malfunction , floors 15 and 16 . What the hell ? The pest infestation monitor is reading critical . What is that ? That could be rats , right ? No , sir . I 'm afraid it 's not . Whatever they are , they 've got ta respect the chain of command . Gizmo , Gizmo , Gizmo , Gizmo ! Light bright ! Light bright ! - Please state your desired floor . - Thirty-eight . Thirty-eight . Thirty-eight ! Thirty-eight ... Going up ! Elevator , stop . Sound alarm . Betty , did you finish shredding my mail ? - I 'm just finishing , Mr . Clamp . - Good . Let 's ... Let 's do some memos . First , one to Frager , in public relations . Have the people in Chinatown give a street festival . A spontaneous flood of appreciation for all I 've done for the community . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the guys inside . - And maybe we could have a parade . - Yum-yum ! Call that big department store . They got lots of floats . They keep them in a warehouse in New Jersey . I think I own that . A , B , C , D , J , K ... Coffee ? Let go of my tie ! - Bill ! - Mr . Clamp , sir , are you okay ? Yeah , I think so . I hate using these machines myself . - Sir , we have a problem ... - We have a situation ... Oh , my God . We have to evacuate the building and close it down . - That 's ridiculous . - Before sundown . - What happens at sundown ? - They hate sunlight . It kills them . When it gets dark , they 'll try to leave the building ... Calm down . He should be in custody . He 's dangerous . This thing , that 's dangerous . This guy 's from the art department . Ask him how he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ them ? - This animal was in the genetics lab ... - I said it could be a problem tenant . We could have had three shrinks and a plastic surgeon . Here . Make a wish ! Ah , hair ! Going down ! Second floor , lingerie . The elevator doors have opened . Please leave , and watch your step . We 'll ... We 'll get the next one . - You do n't think it had rabies ? - No . - We must stop them from getting wet . - No , we have to put a lid on it . No cops , no media . We 'll handle this ourselves . - You go down to systems control . - But there might be physical danger . You 're supposed to handle bugs . Well , I 'd call these some goddamn major bugs , would n't you ? Huh ? Okay . But I do n't think I should try it without an expert . Let 's go , Peltzer . Three , two , one . Cue Leonard . Hi @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Movie Police . First , our video watch . Just rereleased on video is Gremlins , though I ca n't imagine why . I know some people found it fun , but I 'd rather have root canal work done . What 's fun about a movie full of ugly , mean-spirited monsters who attack innocent people ? Are we so desperate for entertainment that this trash passes for fun ? Wait a minute ! Look at this . I 've been working on making tomatoes tougher for shipping . - That 's terrific ! - Topnotch ! How do they taste ? That 's the best part . We 've already had calls from two airline chefs . Oh , my gosh ! - Did somebody leave something out ? - Not I . It 's eating my vegetable medley . - What 's that noise ? - I think they 're laughing . - Reptiles do n't laugh ! - They 're not reptiles . - Then what are they ? - A virus ? What on earth is going on ? I leave you alone , what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Is that the brain hormone that creature 's drinking ? Good boy . Nice boy . There 's a good creature . Now , let 's talk this over . I can get you diseases . You 'd like that , would n't you ? Perhaps not . I wan na talk about what 's going on in here . There are some fascinating ramifications for the future . When you introduce genetic material to our life form which is possessed of a sort of I hesitate to say " atavism " but let us say an aggressive nature . That fellow over there is a common bat of the order of Chiroptera . The only mammals , I might add , capable of true flight . Ah , genetic sunblock ! Yes . Might I have a word with you ? My friend , you have potential . I wan na help you be all that you can be . May I ? As you 're aware , sunlight poses a problem for our ethnic group . We do n't tan or burn . We become a rather unappetizing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the nocturnal persuasion to make light no problem at all . That 'll be useful where you 'll be going . Where he 'll be going ? All they have to do is eat children , there 'd be appalling publicity . There it is . The Apple . The city so nice they named it twice . Check it out one time , wo n't you ? Catch it ! Do n't let it go ! - Down ! - Down ! Here in Manhattan there 's been a steady stream of mechanical problems at the Clamp Centre office building in midtown ... - Buy ! Buy ! - Sell ! Sell ! I 'd say it 's a full-scale panic . Are you having a run on the banks yet ? It 's brutal here . We 're telling clients to invest in canned food and shotguns . Please take a moment to locate the nearest exit . Go to it quickly because of the danger in the building . Please take personal belongings with you . Take care not to step on any of the people @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fight ! Food fight ! Fire : The untamed element , giver of warmth , destroyer of forests . - This building is on fire . - What ? The building is on fire . Leave the building . Enact the age-old drama of self-preservation . Oh , Murray , the cathedral of Saint Eva Marie . - What a beautiful building ! - Beautiful ? It 's like something out of the Dark Ages . Hey , Quasimodo , you home ? Hey ... - It 's one of them ! - Who ? Get off ! It 's just a flesh wound , Murray ! - Hurry up , Lewis ! - I 'm coming , Martin ! The horror . The horror . The breakage ! Sir , what happened ? They fought back , that 's what happened . Things . Stuff . I swear , I 'll never hurt anything again . Some things man is n't meant to splice . - A problem tenant . - Calm down . - We wo n't renew your lease . - Where are they ? Do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - In my laboratory , the Splice of Life . Stupid name . But it was n't my idea . Bunny rabbit . " Fourscore and seven years ago ... " Nudie , nudie , nudie ! Mom , I wan na see the Gremlins ! Sir , I ca n't believe this . This is worse than the first one . We just show these movies , we do n't make them . But ... I quit . Call the union , the National Guard . Those things took over the projector . All they wan na see is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs . Enough ! I 'll take care of this . Mr . Hulk , we have Gremlins in the projection booth . - Could you help us ? - Gremlins ? In this theater ? Now ? Okay , guys , listen up . People paid money to see this movie . When they go out , they want cold sodas , popcorn and no monsters in the projection booth . Do I have to come up there ? Can the Gremsters stand @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'd run the rest of Gremlins 2 right now ! Sorry , folks . It wo n't happen again . - I 'm outside the Clamp Centre office building where something strange is taking place inside , though ... - been a day Mr . Clamp would like to forget . - Talking about green creatures . Police are not permitting any news media inside . Once we are allowed in we 'll broadcast live from inside the building . Live from inside . Hey , you ! Come here . No ! Can you work a TV camera ? Work a camera ? I am a camera ! Oh , good ! Come with me . No , this way . This way . I know , you think I 'm insane . No , if you were , we could n't sue you . - Oh , my God . - You see ? This is a complete failure of management . - They 're eating the genetic stuff . - Years of research , patents ! Are there any bright lights here ? They 've broken @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ weapons . What a hunk ! - Do n't be afraid of your feelings ! - Help ! It 's a hobby I knew would come in handy . I got ordnance here that can drop a charging puma at 50 feet . Oh , why ca n't you commit ? That 's what these things need , a taste of ... Get it off ! Get it off ! Get it off ! To survive a war , you got ta become war . Let us in there . We 'll take responsibility . Most people are out anyway . - What 's in there ? I 've been to Beirut . - I bet they miss you there . The important thing is to keep this out of the media . They get you to say something then they twist and embellish it , and before you know it ... - live , exclusively over the Clamp News Channel from the lobby , where this invasion by strange creatures , perhaps from another galaxy or from a dimensional warp has run riot through this building , sending people @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that building there ! You ca n't do that ... - Wait ! Wait ! Wait ! Hold it ! No water . - What ? That 's not a fire in there . They 're gremlins . You get them wet , they 'll multiply . I can deal with them . Sure , pal . Why do n't you calm down ? Just take it easy . Do n't talk to me like I 'm crazy . I 'm not crazy ! I was never crazy . I 'm fine . Let me in there ! Bill , any progress ? Just tell me there 's progress . Things are really bad out there . Bad ? ! Only one of my channels is still on the air . There are human beings in the building . Do you know what kind of lawsuits we 're looking at ? Yes , I know , but ... All of our operators are busy . Your call will be handled in the order received . - What is that ? - One of those things . - They come in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the phone system on hold . I thought this would never run . Maybe it will , now . Because of the end of civilization , CCN now leaves the air . We hope you have enjoyed our programming . But more importantly , we hope you have enjoyed life . - It 's beautiful , is n't it ? - Yes , sir . It 's very uplifting . Is there any way to turn the clocks ahead in the building three hours ? There 's nothing we ca n't do . Why ? Sunlight kills them . If we can fool them into thinking the sun has gone down they may go to the lobby . Right ! The front doors are the only way out of the building . - The sun sets at 7:32 . - Then we should move at 4:20 . I like that ! We have information they do n't have . That 's how you take somebody out . Wait a minute . Wo n't they see the sun 's still out ? - You 'll have to take care of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the outside . - Good ! I finally get to use my secret exit . - You know , sir ? - Yes ? If you pull this off , you could save the city . Save the city ? " Developer Saves City . " I like that ! Is anyone still employed in this charming facility ? I need light in my office . Now ! At Clamp Enterprises we want you to achieve all you can . Turn on the lights in my office . You want me to work in the dark ? This is new . Hey , that 's Clamp ! Let 's go ! - Has the building been evacuated ? - Is it on fire ? That 's a false alarm . We 've just got some problems . You got a guy in there in a Dracula suit . Are you trying to panic the city ? - So they are real ? - I did n't say that . - What are you saying ? - What I always say . Murray ? Gizmo ? As you probably know ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ beings has invaded the building . And in an even more bizarre twist , one of the creatures ... " Creatures . " Is that accurate ? - That one of these creatures is able to talk and he 's going to talk with us right now . The main question people have is : Creature , what is it that you want ? Fred , what we want is what you and your viewers have : Civilization . Yes , but what sort of civilization are you speaking of ? The niceties . The fine points . Diplomacy , compassion , standards , manners , tradition . That 's what we reach toward . We may stumble on the way , but civilization , yes . The Geneva Convention , Susan Sontag . Everything you 've worked hard to accomplish , we aspire to . We wan na be civilized . Take a look at this fellow here . Now , was that civilized ? Clearly not . Fun , but in no sense civilized . None of us has been in New York before . We have to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ street crime , but we can watch that for free . We want the essentials . Dinettes , bedroom groups credit even if we 've been turned down before . Take it easy with that thing . Be careful up there ! What 's that thing for ? These things can only come out when it 's dark . We set the clocks ahead . When they think it 's sunset and see what a nice night it is , they 'll muster in the lobby . The sunlight 'll pour through here and fry them ! Sure . - Is it safe ? - Help ! Billy ! I hate these little things ! - You okay , Billy ? - Yeah . Get me out of here . - Billy ? - Could I get some help here , please ? I 'm trapped in adhesive polymer material and I 'm on deadline ! Darling , it 's you ! Thank God you 're here . Well , I could help you , or I could just leave you here . Listen , about Billy . Nothing happened @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ strictly business . Okay , it was n't completely business , I 'll be honest . It 'll be an openness thing . I had designs on him . I did n't get to first base . Okay ? - It 'll do . - What a wonderfully prepared woman . What happened to him ? I do n't know . I guess they pushed him too far . - Lf they get out ... - We 'll stop them , Billy . Do n't give up now . Washington did n't . Lincoln ... - Please ! - What ? Do n't mention Lincoln . A terrible thing happened to me once on Lincoln 's birthday . I was 6 or 7 . I had the day off from school . Mama sent me to the park . She made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich . That 's all I ever ate . A man with a beard and hat ... Just like Lincoln . Honey , we do n't have time for this now . I remember ... Oh , God . He said , " @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ All right , then ! These guys are n't bad . Incredible as it seems , ladies and gentlemen after their bizarre , bloodcurdling rampage of destruction these strange creatures now appear to be mounting what seems to be a musical number . They 're near the doors . Do n't worry . Soon Mr . Clamp will drop the cloth and let in the sun . Okay , are we ready to drop this thing ? Sunlight ? Say cheese ! They get in the rain , the city will go under . Armageddon ! WWIII ! - Billy , we 've got ta do something . - I know . There 's a fire hose . Aim it into the lobby . Are you crazy ? Just do it , and fast ! Put Gizmo in a box so he does n't get wet . Marla ... - Smoke . - Thanks . Loogie ! Lobby ! Do n't mess with Futterman ! There 's a call on hold in Mr . Clamp 's office . Can you transfer it here ? Yeah , I think so . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you know what the hell you 're doing . I 'm singing in the bathtub ! Bypass the file server . - That 's it ! - My God ! Turn off the hose ! Hit it ! I 'm melting ! Oh , what a world , what a world ! The creatures seem to be melting into horrible little green and brown puddles . It 's , it 's like ... Well , I ca n't say what it looks like , on television , but it looks terrible . Let 's go ! Come on ! It 's stuck . Come on . Back up here . Down there . Come on ! Let 's go ! We 'll take them by this door . Come on ! Charge ! I did n't hurt myself . Maybe we can use this stuff for landfill . - We 're here with Daniel R . Clamp . - Hey ! Hey ! Wait a minute , pal ! Who told you to go on my network ? Nobody , sir . It just seemed like news , so ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Six o'clock , weeknights . Go to Barneys and get new clothes . Give this man a credit card . This is Old World . Think sweaters . Think avuncular . Right . Avuncular ! - And my cameraman ? - Off caffeine , he 's okay . - I 'm a hit ! - We 're a hit . What does a menswear makeover cost today ? Join us as we investigate ... And get some sun this weekend ! Hey , Bill ! Oh , boy ! - What 's happening ? - It moved , sir . All right . Carry on . Careful , that stuff 's slippery . So you bailed us out . It was n't just me . We all chipped in . Mr . Futterman and Marla . Marla ? Yes , sir ? You work for me , do n't you ? Yes , sir . Very , very hard . What happened ? They tried it again , but we were ready . - Let 's go . Smells like burnt meatloaf . - It 's Daniel Clamp ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have a statement ? Please , please ! My new head of public relations here will handle all questions . Why , Daniel ! - What happened ? - Where 's the camera ? It was horrible . We had to stop work altogether . - Sorry about the building . - I 'm not . - You 're not ? - No , we 're insured for the damages . Maybe it was n't a place for people anyway . It was a place for things . You make a place for things . Things come . You kept the city safe , sir . That 's right . That 's a good point . The sacrifice . Could be in my next book ! I should take notes . - Who 's got a pencil and paper ? - Here you go . - What 's this ? - Kingston Falls . - I 've looked for this ! - To buy ? No , to build for my next project in Jersey ! This is terrific ! People want the traditional community thing now . Quiet little @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ concept ? - It 's our hometown . - That 's better . I love that ! It 's ... Wait . It 's ... " Clamp Corners . Where life slows down to a crawl . " - What do you think ? - It 's terrific . This is what people want , not talking elevators . You sell me this design , and we 'll build the biggest most sensational quiet little town ever . - But for him to do an entire town ... - We can come to a deal . - Are you Mrs . Peltzer ? - Yes ! Well , I 'm gon na be . - What 's that ? - This is Gizmo . - He 's a Mogwai . - Mogwai . - I look at him , you know what I see ? - What , sir ? Dolls with suction cups staring out car windows . A Macy 's parade float . Have you thought about merchandising ? - Me ? No . - Yeah ! There 's something there . Lose the headband , though . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . Most buildings would n't stand up to this ... Go home now . No visit to New York is complete without touring the world 's most ... - Put a glaze of cheese on top . - Your favorite . - Yeah , sure . Showtime ! MTV . - Are you coming ? - In a minute . - HBO . - What did he say ? He wants cable . - Nick at Nite ? - No . - Have a cigarette ? - No . I 'll quit . - From the building . - In the building ? Hello ? Forster , what are you ... ? Okay , we 'll get you out . What floor ? Way up there ! Lt 'll take a while . The elevators are out . So are the automatic doors . I do n't know , not long . We 'll do what we can . Keep your pants on . - You 've been working too hard . - Maybe I have , Mr . Clamp . - Take a day off . Half a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ half-day off once the building is operational . Thank you , sir . Long , is n't it ? Patently ridiculous ! Still lurking about ? Do n't you people have homes ? That 's ... Oh , no , you do n't ! Sorry , 60 years of hogging the end title is enough ! So that 's all , folks ! Fade out ... !

@@5216941 I had a really good time . - Yes ? - Marlboro . Hard pack . This , and , uh ... five bucks on number five . Yeah , I got ta pick something up for the wife . Come on , pal . I 'm growing a beard over here . I can never get these silly things . Thar she blows ! All units , code 503 . 1989 silver Volkswagen Rabbit , California plate number boy-uncle-seven 9-9-6 . Repeat : Stolen vehicle . ' 89 Volkswagen Rabbit . Silver . Boy-uncle-seven 9-9-6 . Any unit respond . Look , just keep the change . All right ? Excuse me . That would n't be your Rabbit by any chance , would it ? Mine ? Oh , no . No , sir . I 'm ... I 'm on foot . I was just , uh , out for a little jog , you know . Here you go . Five dollars on number five . And your change , sir . Jogged , huh ? Come here ! Do n't do it ! - Ho ! Ho ! Ho ! Ho ! Ho ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I 'll blow a hole right through her , man ! - Let 's not do nothin ' stupid ! - Oh , my God ! Do n't hurt me ! - Come on , buddy ! Let her go ! We 're just talking a stolen car here . Put the gun down . You do n't wan na make things worse for yourself , do ya ? Things could n't possibly be worse for myself . - Do n't even think about it , hero . ! - Hey , hey , hey . Now , you , join your partner over there . Keep your hands high . Both of you ! Hey , you ! Grab their guns ! - Who , me ? - Yes , you , you mutt ! Just take it easy . Think about what you 're doing . What am I doing ? - I wo n't go to jail for this ? - No , you wo n't go to jail . - Now put ' em on the floor and kick ' em over to me . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? . Hey , hey . ! No . ! No . ! Wrong . ! Tell you what . Pick up the goddamn guns and hand ' em to me . By the barrels . Put ' em in my pockets . Good boy , nickels . Damn it . All right . Okay , now everybody ... on the floor ! - You wo n't get away with this . - You do n't know that . - Faces flat ! - Do n't kill me ! I do n't wan na die ! You wo n't if everybody does exactly as I say . Holy shit . ! - Holy shit ! - Do n't shoot ! We 're staying down ! I 'm not fooling around here ! I told you to keep your faces against the floor ! Okay , okay . We do n't want anybody to get hurt . Now , if you want this young lady to live ... nobody moves until we 're a memory . - Did you drive ? - Yes . All right , get out your keys @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Open the door . Open the door . Kill it . Kill it ! Keys . Get in . Move . Over . All the way over . We 've been patrolling ... - Wait . Not yet . - Sorry . Okay , we 're rolling . And action . We 've been patrolling these Newport Beach streets together for , what ... six years ? - Six and a half . - Six and a half . You know , when people think Newport Beach they do n't think " crime . " They think palm trees , the beach . But let me tell ya , we get as much crime here as in any other city . You know , proportionate-wise . Proportionate-wise , obviously . New York 's got , what , 10 million people . - Twelve million . - Twelve million people . So obviously there 's more crime in New York than Newport Beach . Proportionately . What do you get here ? Mostly domestic violence crimes and theft , right ? - Yeah , we get all that stuff . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get prostitution , we get drugs . We get all that stuff . Well , uh , what 's the worst thing you 've ever seen ? Would it be that busload of seniors that went off the cliff ? No , the kids . Oh , God , yeah . The kids . All units respond to hijacked red BMW . 1993 , California plate 4-nancy-adam-tom- lincoln-edward-edward . Male Caucasian , armed and very dangerous , holding female hostage . - Vehicle headed south on Ocean near Magnolia . Suspect has fired on two officers . Proceed with caution . That 's us . This might be your lucky day . Three-niner at the corner of Magnolia and Viewcrest . - In pursuit . - Let 's go get us a bad guy . I 'm burning up in here . Grab the wheel . Look , I 'm gon na let you go as soon as it 's safe . Just stop making that noise . I ca n't help it . Just let me go . You can have the car . Oh , I can have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Let me think here for a minute . - Please , just let me go . - I said I would ! Jesus . ! Just let me think . Oh , God . Listen , you 're gon na have to be ... my little insurance policy right now . If you just hang tough for a few more minutes ... you 're gon na be all right . - Okay ? - Okay . Okay . I know what you 're thinking . What rotten timing , huh ? If you had n't gone in for that magazine ... I feel exactly the same way . If I had n't gone in for those lousy cigarettes ... This damn habit . I got ta quit someday . Very nice set of wheels you got here . Very nice . What , you got a phone , all real leather . How 's a girl like you able to afford a car like this ? My father gave it to me , and it 's yours if you just let me go . Your father gave it to you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , take the car . You can have it ... " Goddamn it ! There they are ! Hang on ! In pursuit of hijacked red BMW , southbound on Ocean , just past Horndale . Request backup immediately . Aah ! That was stupid ! That was really stupid ! I 'm sorry ! I 'm sorry ! I did n't mean it ! I did n't mean it ! You wan na get shot ? Rule number one : you do n't burn the guy with the gun . - All right ... Aah ! Aah ! - Oh , God , do n't kill me . ! - My father 'll give you anything you want . ! - Oh , shit ! Aah ! Ow ! Grab it ! Get the lighter ! Ow ! Shit ! Get this lighter ... No . ! - What are you doing ? - What ? What ? What ? You told me to do that ! No , I told you to keep it from burning me , not throw it out the window ! - Now how @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't know ! This is just what I needed . Shit ! Oh , God ! - Move ! Move ! - Hey ! - Look out ! - Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa ! Would you watch it ! We do n't wan na get any innocent commuters hurt . We got a sticky situation . This girl 's relying on us to rescue her safely . If I let this guy out of my sights ... there 's a good possibility that we will never see her alive again . If we can get him to a place where there 's a minimum of traffic ... on a back road or something ... we can attempt to shoot out the tires . But the abundance of cars here makes that highly dangerous . Obviously , you always want to keep vehicular intercourse down to a minimum at all times . We do n't want this guy spinning out and hitting a busload of nuns or anything . Bet you do n't get this every day , huh ? Listen , what 's the thing you like best @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ respect and power that the position commands . I feel like a combination of Bruce Springsteen and Sylvester Stallone out there . I do n't know whether I ought a be bustin'bad guys or signing autographs . Kinda like being a star . - I 'm gon na throw up . - What do you mean ? - I feel sick . - No . Do n't you dare . Do n't you dare throw up . Breathe . Take in some air . Put your head out the window . Well , do n't drive so fast . Do n't drive so fast ? What are you , mad ? I 'm being chased by the cops ! When you 're being chased by cops , you drive fast . Got it ? Well , I get carsick ! Well , then , put your head out the goddamn window ! What are you waiting for ? She 's got her head out the window ! What 's she doing ? Maybe she 's trying to signal us . - Can you tell what she 's saying ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh ! She 's puking ! - Aah ! - Gross ! - Oh , God ! - She 's puking . ! - That will never make prime time . That is a lot of puke . I ca n't see a damn thing . Oh , God . Guess she was n't signaling us . - You okay ? - No . Do me a favor , will ya . Chew some gum or something . Your breath smells like my grandmother 's feet . Where are the other backups ? We only got one other car here with us . Unit 39 , most units unavailable due to the funeral ... of Captain Lembeck in Long Beach . All remaining available units should be en route . If Lembeck knew that his funeral was impeding a pursuit with hostages , he 'd go nuts . Get those other cops off their cans , will ya ? We 're naked out here . All available units , please respond in the vicinity of San Remos and Point Vale . High-speed pursuit in progress . Red BMW ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my division ... on a shoot first , ask questions later philosophy ! - Excuse me , sir . - Ca n't you see I 'm busy ? I think you 're gon na want to know about this right away , sir . we_just got a positive I.D . on that red BMW . Hold on to your beans , sir . It 's registered to a Miss Natalie Nordhoff Voss . She 's the young lady hostage , sir . So who 's Natalie Nordhoff Voss ? Voss , sir , like in Dalton Voss . No . Not the Dalton Voss . Are you saying that our hostage belongs to Dalton Voss ? Yes , sir . His one and only daughter . - Holy shit ! - Yes , sir . - How many cars in pursuit ? - Two , sir . - Two ? There ought a be 20 ! Why are there only two ? - Uh , the funeral , sir . - A third car is on its way . - Three stinking little cars . - Where 's our chopper @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sir . - Well , why the hell did we do that ? - You approved it , sir . We have n't needed to use the chopper since that Marin County brush fire , sir . This is a fine how-do-you-do . Get that chopper back now ! Now , who 's Natalie Voss ? Only Dalton Voss 's daughter . Dalton Voss is the Donald Trump of California . One of the richest men in America . You guys really struck gold tonight , huh ? Well , I got ta do what I got ta do . Get down to Mexico much ? - No . Why ? - ' Cause that 's where we 're headed . I was n't planning on company , but ... Oh , my God ! Mexico ? Oh , God , just stop the car and let me go ! Just let me out ! You are really starting to get on my nerves . I 'm in a bit of a bind here , so put on your seat belt . We 're getting on the freeway . Shit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , I ca n't say the " S " word on TV , can I ? - It 's cool . We 'll bleep it . - All right , yeah . Why is this so " bad " ? Taking the chase on the freeway heightens the stakes . It complicates things greatly . This guy 's really pissing me off ! Shit . And if you 're traveling along the 5 into L . A ... there 's a slight bottleneck along theJohn Wayne northbound . Yeah , it seems an overturned gravel truck on the shoulder is causing some slowing . Other than that , it 's a pretty good commute into the n ... Whoa . ! Wait a second . ! Wait a second . ! I think we got a situation developing on the southbound lane . Yes , it appears we 're picking up a high-speed pursuit . Bill and Wendy , do you see this in the studio ? Yes , Byron , we surely do . It does appear as though we 're watching a high-speed chase unfold live . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , see if we can get a little bit closer . Uh , Andy , uh , take it down a little bit and see if you can stay with the red car . Three Newport Beach police cars are taking every precaution ... so as not to cause any kind of traffic accident . They seem to be following at a safe distance behind what appears to be ... a late-model BMW . Oh , yeah . They 're after this guy , all right . He must 've done something . Whoa ! Ho ! Did you see that ? Oh , n ... Watch out . Watch out . Holy mackerel ! That medical school truck is spilling out cadavers all along the freeway . ! That 's repugnant . ! Gross ! Aaah ! Get it off ! Jeez ! Get it off ! Eeeww ! Now , that 's disgusting . I 'll say . Stay with him , Byron . We 're going to try to get some more information ... from the Newport Beach Police Department ... on this fast-breaking , exclusive Channel @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ God ! Oh , my God ! Jesus ! What are you trying to do , give me a heart attack ? Rule number one is no loud screaming . I thought rule number one was no burning the guy with the gun . You might just be a little too feisty for your own good . Christ . Okay , rule number two is no loud screaming . Stop waving that thing in my face . Am I holding the gun in your face ? I do n't think so . You know , I can be a pretty likable guy when I 'm not pointing a gun at somebody . I know you do n't believe me , but it 's true . You got ta trust me . Aw , shit ! Why do things always go so wrong for me ? - Maybe you bring it on yourself . - Maybe you do n't know what you 're talking about ! - Maybe I do . - Maybe you 're a brat . Maybe I am . Please just stop and let me out . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Oh , you wo n't . That 's nice . I appreciate that , but I ca n't do that . Not yet . So , seeing that we 're gon na be traveling companions for a while ... I thought we should get better acquainted . My name is Jack . And you are ? - You ca n't do this . - Do what ? This . ! You c ... You ca n't just kidnap somebody and threaten to kill them ... and then expect them to be cute and nice . - Why not ? - You just ca n't . Okay ? It does n't work that way . You are a terrorist . Why should I be nice back to you ? All right , first of all , I am not a terrorist . Terrorists have ratty beards and blow up airports . Secondly , there are no rules on how to kidnap people . There 's no rule that says you ca n't be cordial and nice . And quite frankly , for my first time out , I think I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tell me your name ! - Only if you get rid of the gun . It scares me . Oh , right . I 'll do that , you 'll do something stupid , I 'll crash the car . - I do n't think so . - I 'm not gon na do anything stupid . I just ... I ... I hate guns . There ? Are you satisfied ? - I 'm only doing that to ease your mind . - Thank you . Now , as I said before , my name is Jack . And you are ? Natalie . Natalie Voss . Natalie Voss . That 's nice . What , are you related to Dalton Voss or something ? - He 's my father . - Yeah , right . Get out . I - It was a joke . I was joking . I was n't . This is insane . You 're Dalton Voss 's daughter ? The Dalton Voss ? Do you have any idea how goddamn rich that man is ? Yes , thank you very much . He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . As if I did n't know . - What ? - I just ... This just ... This just sucks ! It sucks ! Because now they 're gon na think I kidnapped you because you 're Dalton Voss 's daughter . Why me ? Why me ? I go in for some cigarettes and a tank of gas ... and I wind up kidnapping the daughter of Dalton Voss . - What are the odds ? - I would say pretty good . - You were probably stalking me . - Do n't flatter yourself , kid . - I was just passing through town . - A likely story . Jesus , you are a brat . This just in from the Newport Beach Police . The owner of the BMW has been identified ... as Miss Natalie Voss , daughter of millionaire industrialist Dalton Voss . Police speculate the gunman followed Miss Voss ... with the intent of kidnapping her for ransom . Well , it certainly is obvious , Wendy , that this kidnapping was no happenstance . As you can see , police are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the BMW . Shit . Mr . Voss . Mrs . Voss . I want you to know , as far as we can ascertain your daughter is perfectly safe . " Perfectly safe " ? She 's being held hostage in the middle of a goddamn high-speed chase ! How can you say she 's perfectly safe ? If she were perfectly safe , she 'd be at home , locked up , where she belongs ! Unharmed , sir , is what I meant . Uh , perfectly unharmed . Our officers are in diligent pursuit . Oh , poor little Nattie in her brand-new car . You look here , Boyle . Stop trying to give me this bullshit ! It was your incompetent officers that allowed all this to happen in the first place ! I want my daughter out of this jeopardy now ! I can assure you , Mr . Voss , my main concern is your daughter 's safety . C.H.P . has been notified and will be providing assistance from ... Just do your goddamn job the right way for a change @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Jack . Do n't panic . Do n't panic . Think , think , think , think . Breathe . Things are way out of control ! You did not actually kidnap anyone . Oh , well , in case you 've forgotten , you kidnapped me ! I mean , I did n't intend to kidnap anyone . Pardon me , but is there a difference ? Well , of course there 's a difference , you moron ! Intent means you planned something . I did n't plan anything ! Oh , so somebody held a gun to your head and made you hold a gun to my head ! In a way , yes . God , it 's filthy in here . What 's that stink ? Step right over here , please . Give it to me quick , Patterson . We got a beautiful shot , full on . Right ... now . Let 's see if I can get closer . Look at his eyes . - Chilling . - Yeah . So , who in the hell is he ? Uh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 28 . " Escaped guards while being transferred from San Francisco CountyJail to San Quentin ... after being sentenced for a 1991 armed bank robbery . " Hammond ? Let me see that . We were notified yesterday he might be headed for Mexico . You were notified yesterday and you did nothing ? What kind of place is this ? Mr . Voss , I stress , we were alerted he ... he might be headed this way . He could have been headed for Vegas or Utah just as easily . - We 're cops , not mind readers . - Maybe you 're not , but I am . And I can see quite clearly you 're gon na be looking for a new goddamn job ... if one hair on my daughter 's head is harmed ! Do you hear me ? One hair . ! - Get this out in the field . - Take his picture off that monitor ! I do n't wan na see it ! Attention , all units in pursuit of red BMW . Kidnapper identified as Jackson Davis Hammond @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ robbery . Shit ! Goddamn bastard ! He 's desperate . This is really bad . Things could get really messy now . An escaped con . ! This is great . ! Real-life human drama at its nitty-gritty best . We 've been keeping a lookout , but you never know where a creep like this is gon na pop up next . We 're going in close on the driver 's side ! This guy 's a lunatic ! We 'll flank him on the passenger side , squeeze him in . Shit . ! - What ? What ? - This has just gotten way too hairy . - What do you mean , " hairy " ? - I mean hairy . ! This is too good . Whoa ! - Holy Christ ! - Get that . ! Get that . ! Oh , my God ! Did you see that ? Those vehicles tumbled across the freeway like Matchbox cars . ! This is truly dramatic footage . ! Byron , was that a gunshot we saw come out of the driver 's side @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wendy ! It appears the assailant shot out the tires on the cop car , causing the catastrophe . This guy must be a sharpshooter to have such impeccable aim at such high speeds . Possibly an ex-marine . Holy shit . Did you see him flip over ? I did n't mean to do that . Well , what do you think is gon na happen when you shoot a tire out at 80 miles an hour ? I - I do n't know . It just went off . I did n't mean to shoot him . What were you gon na do , squirt water at him ? Shut up for a minute and let me think ! Your voice is cutting through my brain like nails . What 's that supposed to mean ? What , I have a shrilly voice ? Excuse me for not being the perfect hostage . I said shut up ! This whole thing has gotten way too violent . I ... I h ... I hate violence . You hate violence ? You are the epitome of violence ! You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , that 's violent . No , I am not ! Do n't tell me what I am when you do n't know a damn thing about me ! There is a difference in being violent and being driven to violence ! I am not a violent man . God ! - Well , then what are you ? - I 'll make it simple for you . All right ? I was convicted of a crime I did not commit . The system does not believe me . Why should I expect you to ? That 's who I am . - You 're right . I do n't believe you . - Well , there you go . What kind of a crime ? What is that ? What 's that noise ? The phone . Not a word out of you . - What the hell ? - Press the " send " button . Hello . Jackson Hammond ? Chief Boyle , Newport Beach . Son , why do n't you pull over to the side and let the girl go . What do you say @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ help you any way I can . Nothing doing , Chief . I do n't give a damn about your hollow promises . - I 've listened to empty hype for two years . - For God 's sake , Hammond . ! Are n't you in enough trouble ? What 's this gon na prove ? There 's no escape . Just let the girl go before she gets hurt . The girl is not gon na get hurt ... if you tell your officers to get off my back . - I ca n't do that . - Get out of my way ! Let me talk ! - Jackson Hammond , this is Dalton Voss . - Daddy , help me ! Do something ! If you harm my daughter , I 'll kill you myself , you stinking son of a bitch ! - You hear me ? - Tell him you 're fine . Do it . Natalie ? I 'm fine . There . You hear that ? She 's fine . Well , Dalton Voss . This is truly an honor . Okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you want ? - How much what do I want ? Money , you asshole . I do n't want to pander to you . Just tell me how much you want , and it 's yours . That 's very kind , Mr . Voss , but I 'm really not interested in your goddamn money . Of course he 's interested in your money . What else could he want ? Do n't make me lose my patience , Hammond . Fifty thousand dollars . Fifty thousand dollars ? That 's all your daughter 's worth to you ? You 're a billionaire . ! That 's pathetic . ! All right , fine . A hundred thousand dollars , then ? What the hell do you want ? An airplane ? What ? I do n't want your money . I do n't want your planes . - Come on . ! I didn'tjust fall off a turnip truck . - Must 've been a yam wagon . Your pop 's got a good sense of humor . Let me talk to my daughter . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ father and I will get you out of this , no matter what it costs . Understand ? Be brave , darling . That man is n't trying anything ... funny , is he ? No , Yvonne . He is n't trying anything " funny . " Natalie , your mother and I ... - Stepmother ! - Natalie , do n't start . Well , she is n't my mother , is she ? Can we not go through this now ? I 'm being held hostage in a speeding car . Remember ? Do n't smart-mouth me . You have put me in a very touchy situation . I 'm supposed to be on a plane for Paris , for Christ 's sake . ! - Sorry , Daddy . - I swear , I do n't know what 's gotten into you . It 's been one headache after another . What is your problem ? I 've tried to give you everything you want . She takes you for granted , Dalton . She 's spoiled . Hey , hey , hey ! What 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ through a crisis right now and does not need to be berated like this ! - You listen to me , Hammond ... - No ! You listen to me , Dalt ! Who talks to their daughter that way ? You ought a be ashamed of yourself . She 's obviously fallen into an unfortunate situation here ... and could usejust a little bit of compassion . ! You think about it , asshole . No offense , but what a dickhead . Tell me about it . Hammond ? Hammond ? Goddamn it ! As we continue our exclusive Channel 8 coverage , looks like help is on the way . Three C.H.P . cars and two C.H.P . cycles ... have just joined the Newport Beach Police in pursuit of the BMW . So far this guy has managed to evade ... the police 's every attempt to put an end ... to this heinous , runaway-train scenario . It never ceases to amaze me how many people try and run from the cops . I mean , what are they thinking ? Ehh ! Hello ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ going on in their tiny minds ? Do they really think they 're gon na get away ? Like take this Hammond guy . We 're gon na nail him ! This is a special edition of Channel 8 News at 6:00 . Tonight , Terror on the Freeway ! Good evening . I 'm Bill Cromwell . If you 've just joined us , tonight there 's terror on the freeway . As we follow live with exclusive coverage from Skycopter 8 ... a high-speed chase is now in progress . Channel 8 News has learned that Newport Beach millionaire Dalton Voss 's daughter ... Natalie Voss ... is being held hostage by this man , Jackson Davis Hammond . - Wendy ? - Jack ? Jackson Hammond , also known as the red-nosed robber ... was scheduled to begin serving a 25-year prison sentence ... for an armed bank robbery in 1991 ... before he escaped just 24 hours ago . - Oh , Jack . - Sounds pretty serious , Bill . How right you are , Wendy . Police are mum on Hammond 's specific ransom @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to this horrific saga for Miss Voss . Jack , you idiot . Look at all those cops . Nobody has ever talked that way to my father before . That 's because everybody wants something from him , including you . - Me ? I do n't want anything from my father . - Sure , you do . - Like what ? - Like love , for instance . Respect . To be treated like a human being , like a woman . Not like some baby girl , which is obviously how he still sees you . - Am I right ? - Maybe . I think I 'm right . There 's a big responsibility to being Dalton Voss 's daughter . I never asked to be born to Dalton Voss . I just want to be like everybody else . - That 's not a hundred percent true . - Yes , it is . You mean , you 'd rather be driving around in a primered , used Chevy Nova ... than this brand-new BMW ? - Get real . - It really would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's true . Once you 've had money all of your life , it 's not that big of a deal anymore . Hey , honey , when you do n't have money all your life , it 's a very big deal . You guys ever been on a chase this long before ? Are you kidding ? We go on chases all the time . - Never this long though . - Not this long , exactly . But yeah , we go on a lot of chases . Do you ever get scared ? - This ... This is off the record , right ? - Of course . Scared shitless . - We 're no wimps though . - No , I 'm not saying we 're wimps . It 's just that ... We 're just people , like everybody else . Well , obviously we 're people . Standard issue street soldiers . Standard issue street soldiers . - That 's a great tag line . - Thanks . Came up with that myself . So why do you hate your stepmom ? What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - She 's a twit . She obviously married my father for his money , but he 's too stupid to notice . She tries to control everything and everybody , but she ca n't control me . Sounds like chaos . I should have gone away to college . Then I would n't have to listen to their bitching . What about your real mom ? She lives in L.A . Do n't tell me . You do n't like her either , right ? No , I do . It 's just that ... She 'd rather be my best friend than my mom . God , I get so frustrated , I just wan na do something . - Like what ? - I do n't know . Something . ! Something other than what I 'm supposed to do . If you look now , you 'll see how people are just opening up ... allowing this car to pass freely . It 's amazing that this far the police have n't been able to stop him . Oh , wonderful . Here comes the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to be the girl 's mother , thank you . - How 's my baby ? - She seems just fine , Mrs . Voss . - We 're doing everything we can . - Ha . That 's a laugh . What 's the matter , Dalton ? Have n't you been able to buy things right this time ? Dalton , do n't listen to that . - The truth hurts , does n't it ? - Frances , I am not in the mood . Dalton , you were never in the mood . - I never ! - I never did either , married to him . Folks , come on now . I know this tension is unsettling , but please . This bickering amongst yourselves does n't get us anything . - Hodges , get the Vosses and Mr . , uh ... - MacEnernie . - MacEnernie some coffee . - Yes , sir . Chief , there 's a Mr . AriJosephson on the phone . - He 's Hammond 's attorney from San Francisco . - Why did n't you come @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . Chief , this is Ari Josephson . I 'm Jackson Hammond 's attorney . I just now found out about the predicament my client got into down there . I think I can help . If I could just talk to him , I think I can get him to listen to reason . - He listens to me . - Do what you got ta do . Only get him to let that girl out of the car or Voss 'll have all our heads ! Chief , I know Jackson Hammond . The girl is gon na be just fine . This is Corey Steinhoff standing on the shoulder of the southbound lane ... of the 5 freeway just past the Landview exit . Behind me , traffic appears to be flowing normally . However , in the next few seconds Channel 17 Hard-core News will bring you ... the first live , on-the-ground shots of the hair-raising chase thatJackson Hammond ... Here they come . Here they come ! Uh , Byron , can you get us closer to that BMW ? We want to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ maybe we can see if Miss Voss is tied up ... or ... or otherwise restrained in any way . Well , as you can see , from the angle that I 'm at ... it 's , uh ... it 's pretty hard to get a look into the window . I mean , this baby is moving fast . ! - And Natalie Voss ... - Hey , hey . You 're on the radio . Are halfway to Tijuana right now in her hijacked BMW . Dalton Voss , you will remember , was recently the subject of public outcry ... when he decided to tear down 14 blocks oflow-income housing in East L . A ... to build a mid-city commuter airport . I always liked the cowboy the best . Domino 's Pizza ! - Jack , it 's me , Ari . - It 's my lawyer . - Jack ? - Ari , I told you never to call me here . Jack , this is wrong . This is very , very wrong . I mean , I know you 're disappointed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about devastated ? - Jack , this is not the way to beat the system . - Screw the system . No , not screw the system . Massage the system , play the system , work the system ... but do n't screw the system because the system 's gon na screw you more . I massaged the system . Did n't I ? Huh ? Did n't I do everything right ? Yeah , you did . Yeah , damn straight I did . Where did it get me ? San Quentin . - You ca n't give up now . - What do you want me to do ? Sit around and rot for the next 25 years while you come up with a better idea ? Wait a minute , Ari . Now I 'm a kidnapper . I 'm probably looking at life . Ah , forget it , pal . This just ai n't my year . Look , Jack , why do n't you just let the girl out ? Nobody 's gon na hurt you if you just give yourself up . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll figure something else out . Maybe we can get the public behind you . Public outcry against injustice is a very powerful tool . Oh , yeah , the public 's gon na love my ass . The red-nosed robber kidnaps the richest girl in the country . Probably get my own sitcom . - Do n't underestimate the public . - I ai n't stopping ' . I 'm takin ' this one all the way to Mexico . I 'm going Latin , chief . Jack , Mexico is n't the answer . You 're innocent . We 'll get a retrial , get that blood test admissible . You 'll eventually get out . So stop , give yourself up before it 's too late . Ari , in case I do n't get another chance to say this ... I just wanted to say thanks for everything . You 're really the only honest man I know . You did something nobody else ever did , Ari . You believed in me . - I really appreciate that . - Jack , quit talking crazy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I still believe in you . I 'm still working hard . We can beat this thing together . I can get you out . I 'm already out , Ari . I 'm already out . I do n't want my kids to be cops . No , I 'm out here every day risking my life so they can have it better than me . I got a kid who wants to be an astronaut . I 'd like to keep it that way . Besides , being a cop messes with your head . How so ? I mean , every day , day in , day out , you dealin ' with the scum of the Earth . The only people you come in contact with are dope pushers ... and pimps and killers and child molesters . Pretty soon you start thinking that everybody 's rotten . - Ari , I told you that ... - Jack Hammond . Jerry Kunkle , Channel 9 Hard-core News Live . While I have you on this Channel 9 exclusive interview ... let me ask you a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ viewers . Just what do you intend to do when that car runs out of gas ? That 's the question on the minds of all your viewers ? Whether I 'll run out of gas or not ? Tell you what , Jer . You let your viewers know ... that I hope Miss Voss 's fear and my desperation ... are entertainment enough for them . After all , that 's what this is all about , right ? What makes for good television ? The story as it breaks , live , coming to you from the bad guy himself ? I mean , we would n't want your viewers to change the fucking channel , would we ? What the hell 's this world coming to ? - Nice . - I 'm sorry . I 'll buy you a new one . Subject has just passed Flowerbowl . I 'm about 30 yards back . - Stay with him . I 'm coming on your right . - I ca n't see him . Where is he ? - He 's in front of the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ passed the Flowerbowl . They 'll be coming up soon . So just slow down a little , Dale . I 'm pumped , man . Pumped ! Stupid cops . - Stupid ! - Could n't stop a snail on a salt bed . - You see him yet ? - No , not yet . - When you see him , tell me quick ! - I will ! - Now ... - Yeah ? When I give the order , you ram him hard into the guard rail , Dale . - That 'll stop him . - I 'm a road warrior ! - I know you are , Dale . - I am . Time to stop those yuppie punks , Dale ! - Dude , are we gon na be on TV ? - You know we are , dude . - That 's hot . - You know we are . Did either of you ever actually kill anybody ? Not yet . I did . How did it feel ? It did n't feel like I thought it would . It felt @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do ? Partner , there 's nothing you could do . That 's what I keep telling myself . Of course I 'd do it again if I had to . I mean , it 's my job . - Hold that thought . I got ta change tapes . - This is great stuff , guys . I mean , really , really , really good stuff . Real true-to-life . - I love it . - Thanks . Thanks a lot . All right , come on down . ! Set it right here . ! That 's good . ! Move , move , move . ! I want you over there . Hey ! Watch it . We 're up . Bill , Wendy , Tom Capone standing here at the border between California and Tijuana . As you can see behind me ... the San Diego P.D . and the C.H.P . are working feverishly ... to create an impenetrable wall of force ... here at the gateway into Mexico ... in hopes of stopping this heinous chase from crossing the border . Is such @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The San Diego P.D . says yes , the critics say no ... but only time will tell . Hello , San Diego . Afternoon , Newport . What are you doing ? - I was going to offer you a piece of gum . - Oh . - What 'd you think was in there , a knife or something ? - You could have mace . If I had mace , I would have used it by now . You 're not a smart criminal . Thank you . That 's what I 've been trying to tell you . So are you gon na tell me why you 're on the run ? You would n't believe me . I 'm not so sure I believe me anymore . - Try me . - Promise you wo n't laugh . Why would I laugh ? Okay , two years ago , I 'm sittin ' at home , watchin ' a ball game . - Dodgers are losing . - I hate the Dodgers . - You wan na hear this or not ? - I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ side of the city ... there 's some guy robbing a bank , dressed like a clown . - A clown ? - Yes , a clown . It seems that some jerk had knocked off several banks ... in a clown outfit . The media , in all of their originality , picked up on this ... and labeled him the red-nosed robber . So I 'm coming out of Osco 's a couple days later . There 's two cops waiting for me . Bang , they haul me in . - Why would they haul you in ? - Let me get to that . I was stuck in Sonoma . The only job I could wrangle was playin ' a clown at kids ' birthday parties ... which was n't such a bad gig . Flexible hours , a lot of free cake . One of my neighbors , some old battle-ax , sees the story on the news . She calls the cops . They get a search warrant , crash down the door , find the costume . - It 's all over . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I knew you 'd make fun of me . I 'm sorry . I 'm not . I 'm not . Go on . So Ari keeps saying , " Do n't worry . They do n't put innocent people in jail . " Well , he was obviously wrong because they do . - What are you looking at ? - I do n't quite picture you as a clown . - So you do n't believe me . - I did n't say that . They 're here ! That 's them ! - Ram ' em ! - Time to be heroes ! - Missed ' em ! - Hey ! Look out ! - I missed ' em . ! - Adjust , Dale ! - Jack ! - What the hell is that guy doing ? Okay ! I got it ! I got it ! Back the other way ! Whoa ! Oh , no ! Holy mother of God ! You 've got ta be kidding me . Oh , my God ! Do something ! Bill , Wendy ! Are you seeing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my God . ! Astonishing and tragic imagery . A green monster truck ... obviously an undercover law enforcement vehicle ... made a valiant attempt to sideswipe the BMW ... with disastrous results . Almost ready , Mr . Josephson . That was a pretty dangerous and radical maneuver from the police ... especially with a hostage at risk and that roadblock up ahead . - Would n't you say , Byron ? - Radical ? Yes . But I imagine these cops are getting awfully desperate . - Three , two . You 're on . - Randy , thank you very much . This is Paul Dandridge with Channel 3 's live , on-the-scene , exclusive interview ... with Jackson Hammond 's attorney , AriJosephson . Mr . Josephson , if Mr . Hammond is innocent ... why was he found guilty beyond a reasonable doubt by a jury ? During the bank robbery , the actual thief cut his hand ... on the teller 's paper spindle . A sample of that dried blood was taken and tested ... and compared with a sample of my client @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " positive . The red-nosed robber 's blood is type " A . " But because the evidence was collected improperly from the crime scene ... it was deemed inadmissible in court . Thank you very much . Let 's go back to the studio . Hey . ! Hey , look at that . You 're a folk hero already . I do n't care . If you ask me , I think your lawyer 's right ... you should keep on fighting . Almost sounds like you believe me . You do n't strike me as the kind of guy who gives up that easily . What makes you think that ? - Ah , that . - Yeah , that . I 'm 28 years old , Natalie . I got a lot of good years ahead of me . I 'm not going to waste them away in some prison . - Yeah , but ... - Yeah , but what ? While you 're out getting married and taking vacations ... and having barbecues in the backyard ... and getting all excited about your kid @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cell surrounded by murderers and rapists ... large hairy-backed men who think I have a real cute ass . I am sorry , but it 's just not my style . There 's got to be something you can do . I mean , if the blood test proves it , why ca n't you just stand up in court and scream it ? This is your life we 're talking about . They 've got all these little rules and precedents ... and procedures and legal loopholes ... and all these fancy words and books ... all this crap that 's more important than a human being . - So that 's it ? - Just about , yeah . - When were you sentenced ? - Yesterday . - So that 's why you ran ? - Yep . - And that 's why you stole the car . - Yep . And that 's why you freaked out when you saw the cops and grabbed me ? You 're catching on fast , kid . I do n't blame you . I do not know why , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thanks . That means a lot to me . And so to be able to almost bust someone before they do the crime ... you have to be somewhat telepathic . So that 's why I see myself as almost a prophet . A street prophet , if you will . I got to change microphones . - What ? - I got ta fix the mike . It 'll just take a second . I got ta get that ... Back off ! Back off , will you ! That 's dangerous ! Get-Get down , you stupid little nothing ! - What is this ? - What ? I do n't believe this . This is Frank Smuntz , Channel 12 San Diego Evening News ... riding in the thick of the police high-speed chase . As you can see , Channel 12 is the first newscast to get a close-up look ... into the face of this runaway horror . If we 're lucky , we 're hoping to get a visual conformation on the condition of the hostage . Miss Voss . ! Miss Voss ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Right here , pal . - Can we show that on TV ? Uh , Frank ? Frank ? Um , it appears we 've lost our feed there from Frank Smuntz ... riding right alongside that speeding BMW . - Lolly . - Thanks , Steve . I think before we continue we should take a moment to apologize to our viewers ... for that obscene gesture you just saw coming from the window of that speeding car . Yes . That 's the risk we take with live TV , is n't it , Lolly ? That 's right . We 'll be back with more live coverage ... of Kidnapped At 100 Miles Per Hour ... after these messages . Oh , I 've had my share of boyfriends . But they 've all been losers . You know ... boring . They 'd have to be . My father had to approve of them all . Old Dalt ca n't be that bad . He must have done something right . - Why ? - Well , look how great you turned out to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm a total basket case . You do n't even know the half of it . No , no . My intuition about people is very good . I could tell right away you had your act together . Yeah ? When did you decide that ? In the convenience store when we shared that look . Remember ? Yeah . Thought to myself only if life were different ... maybe I could meet a girl like that someday . - Really ? - Swear to God . Believe it or not , when I was holding the gun to your back ... I could n't help but notice how lovely your hair smelled . - You 're crazy . - That would be affirmative . You know , you really hurt me with that gun . - You did n't have to jam it into my back so hard . - I 'm sorry . About the gun , uh ... - What ? - It makes a handy weapon in a pinch . You kidnapped me with a candy bar ? Well , you have to admit it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be upset . If I 'd had a real gun , I would have used it . It sure felt like a gun . I thought for sure everybody would hear the wrapper crinkle . Oh , God . I can just see the headline now . - Hey . Hey , candy thief . - " Kidnapper Exposed When Candy Gun Melts In Hand . " Hey ! Hey ! Come on . Thanks . Thank you . If my father only knew you kidnapped me with a candy bar . Think of the embarrassment . Oh , God , what a jerk . You know , he 's probably thinking right now about how he can use all this publicity ... ' cause he wants to run for governor of California . Now listen , once this whole fiasco is over ... I want you to get me and Natalie on A.M . San Diego ... and all the national morning shows . Call Ted Turner . Tell him I 'll give him an exclusive first once this insane thing is wrapped up ... in exchange for some @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you get to work . I 'll call you back . - Mr . Voss ? - What is it ? - Our chopper 's back . - Well , it 's about time . Get me to that barricade . Thanks , Rocky . This is Paige Grunion with Channel 17 Hard-core News . I am coming to you live on the shoulder of the 5 Freeway . And standing here with me are Will and Dale . They are the drivers of the green monster van . - Tell me , gentlemen ... - Monster truck . Monster truck . What possessed you to take such radical and desperate measures ... to stop the BMWyourselves ? Oh ! Dude ! We are just doing our duty as Americans . Right , Will ? That 's right . And that 's not the first time we 've had to take matters into our own hands . Mark my words , they 'll be pulling over soon . We really scared them . Did n't we ? Did n't we ? - Did you see the look on their faces @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we 'd be happy to tell anyone about it . Anyone . - Anytime ! - On-On Oprah . Or Geraldo . - Or SallyJesse . Or any-any ... - Larry King . Larry King . Yeah . Or any of those shows . That 's right . And you can usually find us at Big Willy 's Dirty Dogs . Most times . My name is Will , and this is Dale . And we 've been through a lot ofheavy stuff in that truck before . - Monster madness , dude . - Major monster madness . - Gentlemen , please . - What ? But-But ... - We 're not fooling around ! We 're not fooling around ! - Get in the back . Sometimes you got to take the bull by the horns ! We 're American citizens ! And there you have it . Who says the great American hero is a thing of the past ? - Back to you , Rocky ... - I hope you can see this , Bill and Wendy . It 's like a circus down there . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ reporting this story ... to forget there 's a very scared little girl inside that car . We can only imagine , as this chase continues ... the horror young Natalie Voss is experiencing right now . Oh , shit . - Just-Just hold still . - It stings . - Mm ! - I do n't want it to get infected . - I 'm so sorry about this . - As you should be . - What are you doing ? - You 're sweating . I 've never met anybody quite like you , Jack . I wish things were different . I 'm really a pretty likable guy when I 'm not a fugitive . I wish things were different too . Is n't it funny how people meet ? I mean , they can come from two totally different worlds ... and never even know each other exists . And then one day they meet and their lives are never the same . - Are you married ? - No . Do you have a girlfriend ? No , I do n't have a girlfriend @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ been with a woman in a couple of years ? It 's true , yeah . If all this does n't work out , you 'll go back to prison , right ? Probably . So it 's conceivable that ... you 'd never be with a woman ever again , right ? Right . What are you doing ? Falling in love with you . Natalie , you ca n't ... We ca n't do this . I ca n't help it . We may never have this chance again . Wait a second . Wait a second . Ca n't see the road . There it is . There 's the road . Ten more miles , do or die . What the hell is he swerving all over for ? I just figured it all out . It 's just like you said . I 'm your insurance policy . What are you talking about ? Well , as long as I 'm your hostage , they ca n't get to you . You can demand a ransom from my father ... we 'll take the money @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Hey , hey , hey . Hold on a minute here , Patty Hearst . - What ? - On second thought , maybe Mexico ai n't such a hot idea . We 'll have to wait in line at the border while they check the trunk for illegal fruit . - I mean , come on . - No , I 'm completely serious . They 'll never be able to get us . I 'm your hostage . There 's no way they could possibly think we 're in this together . It 's getting close . It 's getting real close . Subject vehicle , red BMW ... now approaching with suspect and hostage . - All officers take your positions . - Move ! Come on ! Come on ! Prepare to engage suspect . All emergency services remain in position . Fire , be ready with foam . Paramedics , stand by . - This could actually work . - Yes , it 's gon na work . It 's gon na work . - All right . - I know this beautiful spot @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . God , this is so romantic . Have you noticed that there 's no other cars on the road anymore ? Cars ? Attention . ! Subject vehicle is 500 yards and approaching fast . All personnel stand clear of the barricade . Oh , my God . - Strap in ! - Oh , shit ! Strap in ! Hang on ! Maybe this whole thing was n't such a hot idea after all . This is it ! - This is more exciting than election night ! - Box ' em in ! Box ' em in ! - Do something ! - Like what ? I do n't know ! Anything ! - What are you doing ? - Anything ! Holy shit ! This is unheard-of ! The surprise roadblock has backfired ! - Hammond 's outsmarted the cops ! - Get in control out there ! Stop that damn car ! Do n't panic ! - The tension is unbearable ! - Shit ! - Yes , sir ! - Stay close to your sets . ! - Oh ! I 'm gon na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not gon na die ! Relax ! Keep shooting ! Think of my Emmy ! Take your stinking paws off me , you damn dirty ape ! Monkeys . Fix this damn thing . Whoo ! Hammond seems to be ... Bill , Wendy , can you see this ? Hammond is leading the pursuit in a giant game of ring-around-the-rosy . Jack , you anti-hero , if you 're going to get away , get away now . Bill , this is really ridiculous . It 's pretty clear now that this guy , Jack Hammond ... is just toying with the police . I hope they put him away for a long time . - You are dead serious about going with me ? - Serious as a heart attack . You are absolutely , positively , 100% sure about this ? I have never been more sure about anything in my entire life . - We 'll be fugitives . - Sounds exciting . - You wo n't be Natalie Voss anymore . - Who the hell is she anyway ? I do n't know . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up everything for me ? Do n't flatter yourself . I 'm doing it for me too . Of course you are . This is it . ! Let go of the girl , Hammond ! What are you doing ? Let 's keep going . Look , Natalie , if I had things my way ... you 'd be the girl I 'd run away to paradise with . But I 'm gon na be your hostage . Natalie , it 's over . I ca n't let you ruin your life because of me . - I think it 's time for you to go home now . - You ca n't mean that . You know , until yesterday ... the worst thing I ever did in my whole life was cheat on a biology exam . And now I 'm a car thief ... a kidnapper ... cop-shooter , police-evader . I ca n't do this to you . I ca n't make you part of this anymore . I care about you too much . Besides , I ca n't hold you hostage anymore . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ gun . Uh ... real guns make me nervous . I do better with the candy one's . Jack , you 're innocent . We can make this work . You ... You 're really something . You know that ? - Thank you . - For what ? For believing in me . Let the girl go now , Hammond ! It 's been a hell of a ride , huh , kid ? What say you , uh ... step out of the car and walk away from me ? - I 'll be fine . - You come with me . You first . I 'm right behind you . Miss Voss . ! Miss Voss . ! Okay , stay down . Oh , you 're a lucky girl . You 're a lucky girl . Just get behind the door there . Just get right behind the door there . We will take care of him . Do n't worry . Boy , I hope he tries something now . Come on , Hammond . Just give me one reason . Way to go , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! You 're in a no-win situation ! Put your hands out of the car where I can see them ! - Stand up , Hammond . ! Stand up . ! - Get up . ! Turn around , turn around . ! Turn around . ! Hands on your head . ! On your head . ! You know the drill . - You got him ? You got him . - We got you now , my friend . Take it nice and easy now . - Eyes forward . - Nice and easy . That hand down ! - Nice and easy . - They 're on him ! Damn . ! I 'd love to kill you . ! - What the ... - You got it ? - Cigarettes . - Ha ! I wish you 'd run . I 'd love to kill you . I would love to kill you . But you ca n't run , ' cause you 're busted . ! Eyes forward ! I do n't like you . Keep your gun on him . ! Keep your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ help you , Hammond . I 'm sorry about all this , Mr . Voss . Your daughter is a fine young lady . This is the money shot , Ned . The father-daughter reunion . - Beautiful . - He did n't hurt me . He 's innocent . - He 's innocent ! - Later . That really was funny . That was really funny how that guy smacked you . Give him his rights . Now that we 're spending all this quality time together ... let me tell you about your rights . You have the right to remain silent . Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court oflaw . If you do not have an attorney , one will be assigned to you . Do you understand all the rights I have read to you right now ? - Yes . - Good boy . Now shut up . ! - How 's it look ? How 's it look ? - It 's beautiful . Know what happens to pretty boys like you when they go to prison @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ! Oh , girlfriend . ! " Shots fired . ! - Uncuff him now ! - What ? What the hell ? What in God 's name ? Have you lost your mind , young lady ? I said uncuff Jack Hammond now ! Come on , Miss Voss . Put the gun down . You do n't know what you 're doing . This guy 's brainwashed you . Now come on . - Ned , get a shot of this ! - Natalie , stop embarrassing me . Do it , or I 'll blow his brains out all over live TV . Miss Voss , do n't do it . You 're confused . He 's confused you . - It 's very confusing . - Do n't move ! I said , do n't move . ! I mean business . Goddamn it . ! Would you think about what you 're doing . ! This guy 's a scumbag . ! He does n't want you ! He 's only using you ! Come on ! Put the gun down ! Back away @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You know that ? - Thanks for noticing . How do you plan to get us out of this one ? Watch me and weep . It takes all kinds , Dalt . Okay , Bill , Wendy , I hope you 're getting this . They are walking directly towards the helicopter ... and they 're staring at me like a couple of crazed dogs . I 'm gon na try to get a word from them if I can . This is unbelievable , ladies and gentlemen . This ... - Oh , my ... - Get out of there . - Let 's go , pal . Let 's go . - I 'm being asked ... - Come on ! Go ! Go ! I 'm being removed from my own helicopter , ladies and gentlemen . The first margarita 's on me . Not so fast . Did you get it ? Did you ? Yes ! I want big ! I want cinematic ! I want ... I want Pennebaker . ! Get this . Get the copter . You smell that ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ smells like that , son . I love the smell of napalm in the morning . You know one day we had a hill bombed . When I walked out , we did n't find one of them . Not one stinking dink body . But that smell . That gasoline smell . The whole hill . It smelled like ... victory . Subtitles by Fred

@@5217141 Yes . Quite dead . As a doornail . Certificate of death , sir . Stop ! Back away , praddock . Tuppence is tuppence . - Beg your pardon ! - I say ! Delinquents . Newspaper ! We 're hungry , sir ! - Please , sir , we 're very hungry . - Any morsel . We 're hungry , sir . - Any scraps . - We 're starving , Please , sir . We 're very hungry . Merry Christmas , from his lordship , the mayor ! - Please , sir . - Oh , look . There it is . Oi ! Come back here with that ! That 's our meat ! Give it back ! That 's ours ! Come back here ! - There you are , sir . - Thanks . Fresh hot chestnuts . - How would you like this one ? - That 's perfect . That 's a nice fresh eel . Here is the Father , the Son and the Holy Ghost . Get lost . And under which one is the pea ? Boom , boom , boom , boom ... Boom ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this now . Merry Christmas , Uncle ! - God save you . - Bah ! Humbug ! Christmas a humbug ? Uncle ! You do n't mean that . Merry Christmas . What reason have you to be merry ? You 're poor enough . What right have you to be so dismal ? You 're rich enough . - Humbug ! - Do n't be cross , Uncle . What else can I be when I live in such a world of fools as this ? Merry Christmas . What 's Christmastime to you but a time for paying bills without money . A time for finding yourself a year older and not a penny richer . If I could work my will , every idiot who goes about with " Merry Christmas " on his lips should be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart ! - Uncle ! - Nephew ! Keep Christmas in your own way and let me keep it in mine . Keep it ? But you do n't keep it ! Let me leave @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . There are many things from which I have derived good and have not profited . Christmas being among them . But I have always thought of Christmas as a kind , charitable time . The only time when men open their shut-up hearts and think of all people as fellow travelers to the grave and not some other race of creatures bound on other journeys . And therefore , Uncle , although it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket , I believe it has done me good , and I say , God bless it ! Let me hear another sound out of you , Cratchit , and you 'll keep Christmas by losing your situation ! You 're quite a powerful speaker , sir . A wonder you do n't go into Parliament . Do n't be cross , Uncle . Come , dine with us tomorrow . I 'll see you in hell first . But why ? Why so cold-hearted , Uncle ? Why ? Why did you get married ? Because I fell in love . Because you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from you . I ask nothing of you . - Why ca n't we be friends ? - Good afternoon . I 'm sorry , with all my heart , to find you so resolute . But I have made the trial in homage to Christmas , and therefore , - merry Christmas , Uncle ! - Good afternoon ! - And a happy New Year ! - Good afternoon ! And a very merry Christmas to you too , Mr . Cratchit . Merry Christmas to you , sir . There 's another one . A clerk making 15 shillings a week and with a wife and family , talking about a merry Christmas . I 'll retire to Bedlam . Good afternoon . Scrooge and Marley 's , I believe ? Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr . Scrooge or Mr . Marley ? Mr . Marley has been dead these seven years . He died seven years ago ... this very night . Well , we have no doubt that his generosity is well represented by his surviving partner . At this festive season of the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and the destitute . Many thousands are in want of common comfort , sir . Are there no prisons ? Prisons ? Yes , yes , plenty of prisons . And the union workhouses , are they still in operation ? They are . I wish I could say they were not . The treadmill in full vigor ? - Very busy , sir . - Good ! I was afraid something had occurred to stop them in their useful course . Yes . At this festive season , a few of us are endeavoring to raise a fund to buy the poor some meat and drink and means of warmth . What shall we put you down for ? - Nothing . - Oh , you wish to remain anonymous ? I wish to be left alone ! I do n't make merry myself at Christmas , and I ca n't afford to make idle people merry . I support the establishments I have mentioned . And those who are badly off must go there . Many @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , many would rather die . Then they had better do it and decrease the surplus population . Good afternoon , gentlemen ! Good afternoon . You 'll want all day tomorrow , I suppose ? Well , if quite convenient , sir . It 's not convenient , and it 's not fair . If I were to dock you a half a crown for it , you 'd think yourself ill-used . And yet you do n't think me ill-used when I pay a day 's wages for no work . Well , it 's only once a year , sir . Poor excuse for picking a man 's pocket every 25th of December . But I suppose you must have the whole day . Be here all the earlier the next morning . Sir . In honor of Christmas Eve ! Bugger it ! Where are you ? Here ! Why does everything seem to happen to me ? Get away ! Get away ! Balderdash ! I have given myself the willies . That 's what it is . It 's all still a hum ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , much . - Who are you ? - Ask me who I was . Who were you then ? In life , I was your partner , Jacob Marley . Can you sit down ? - I can . - Do it then . You do not believe in me . I do n't . Why do you doubt your senses ? Because the littlest thing can affect them . A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat . You may be an undigested bit of beef . A blot of mustard . A crumb of cheese . A fragment of underdone potato . There 's more of gravy than of grave about you , whatever you are . Mercy ! Dreadful apparition , why do you trouble me ? Man of worldly mind , do you believe in me or not ? I do ! I must ! Woe ! Woe is me ! You are fettered in chains . Why ? I wear the chain I forged in life . I made it link by link and yard by yard . Do you recognize @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the chain you bear ? It was as heavy and long as this seven Christmas Eves ago . Oh , yours is a ponderous chain . Jacob , tell me no more . Speak comfort to me , Jacob . I have none to give . I can not stay . I can not linger anywhere . Mark me , in life , my spirit never walked beyond our countinghouse , never roved beyond the narrow limits of our money-changing hole . Now endless journeys lie before me . Seven years dead and traveling all the time ? The whole time . No rest , no peace . You must 've covered a lot of ground in seven years . I was blind ! Blind ! I could not see my own life ! Squandered and misused . Oh , woe ... Oh , woe is me ! But you were always a good man of business ! Business ! Mankind ... was my business . The common welfare was my business . Charity , mercy , forbearance , and benevolence were all my ... Hear me ! My @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't be hard upon me , Jacob . Pray . I am here to warn you that you have yet a chance and a hope of escaping my fate . A chance of my procuring , Ebenezer . You were always a good friend to me , Jacob . Thank ' ee . You will be haunted by three spirits . That 's the chance and hope ? - I 'd rather not . - Expect the first tomorrow when the bell tolls one . Could n't I take them all at once , and have it over with , Jacob ? Expect the second the next night at the same hour . And the third upon the next night , when the last stroke of 12 has ceased to vibrate . Look to see me no more . I 'm sorry . I wish I could help you . Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me ? I am . Is it possible that you might put your cap on ? Would you so soon put out , with your worldly hands , the light I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm so sorry . I meant nothing by it . I meant no offense . I just thought I ... Who and what are you ? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past . Long past ? Your past . Rise . And walk with me . But I am mortal and liable to fall . Bear but a touch of my hand there and you shall be upheld in more than this . Good heavens . I was bred in this place . I was a boy here . Your lip ... is trembling . And what 's that ? - On your cheek ? - Nothing . Something in my eye . Do you remember the way ? Remember it ? I could walk it blindfolded . Giddyup ! Giddyup ! These are but shadows of things that have been . They have no consciousness ... of us . I knew them . I know every one of them . They were schoolmates of mine . Let 's go on . This ... This was my school . This school is not quite deserted . A solitary @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I know . Poor boy . Poor , poor boy . Let 's ... see another Christmas . Ebenezer ! Ebenezer ! Dear , dear brother ! I 've come to bring you home ! - Home , little Fan ? - Yes , home ! Father is so much kinder than he used to be . He spoke so gently to me one night . I was not afraid to ask him if you might come home . And he said yes ! And he sent me in a coach to fetch you . And we 're to be together all the Christmas long . And to have the merriest time in all the world ! You 're quite a woman , little Fan . - She had a large heart . - She died a woman . And had , as I think children . Yes , one child . True . - Your nephew . - Yes . Do you know this place ? Know it ? I was an apprentice here ! Why , it 's old Fezziwig . Bless his heart ! It 's Fezziwig @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Come on ! Dick ! Come on ! It 's 6:00 . They 're going to be here soon . Dick Wilkins . Bless me , yes . There he is , Dick Wilkins . He was very attached to me , was Dick . Yo-ho , me lads ! No more work tonight . It 's Christmas Eve ! Hooray ! Dick , Ebenezer , let 's get cleared away . We want lots of space . Lots and lots of space . Hee-hi ! Maestro ! May I present ? ! Well done ! Well done ! And now , kind fiddler , if you please . It is time for Sir Roger de Coverley ! Might I have this dance with you ? Ebenezer , it 's your pass . - Another idol has replaced me . - Another idol ? What idol ? A golden one . There is nothing on this earth more terrifying to me than a life doomed to poverty . May I ask , why do you condemn , with such severity , the honest pursuit of substance ? You fear the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Changed ? Perhaps grown wiser , but I have not changed toward you . Our contract is an old one . It was made when we were both poor and content to be so . When it was made ... - You were another man . - I was a boy ! I release you , Ebenezer . Have I ever sought release ? - In words , no . - In what , then ? In an altered spirit . In another atmosphere of life . In everything that made my love of any worth in your sight . Tell me , Ebenezer , if this contract had never been between us , would you seek me out now ? No . You think not ? I would gladly think otherwise if I could . But if you were free today , would you choose a dowerless girl ? A girl left penniless by the death of her parents ? You , who weighs everything by gain ? I release you , Ebenezer . May you be happy in the life you 've chosen . Spirit , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ these were shadows of things that have been . They are what they are . Do not blame me . Remove me . I can not bear it . Leave me ! Take me back ! Haunt me no longer ! Oh , blast ! Enter , Scrooge ! Come in ! Come in and know me better , man ! I am the Ghost of Christmas Present . Look upon me ! You have never seen the likes of me before ? Never . Have never walked forth with my elder brothers ? I do n't think that I have . You have many brothers ? More than 1,800 . 1,842 , to be exact . I see you wear a scabbard , but no sword . Indeed . Peace on Earth . Goodwill toward men . Spirit , conduct me where you will . Touch my robe . What 's happening ? What are you doing ? - Very strange . - Indeed . Not many mortals are granted a heavenly perspective of man 's world . Yes . It 's quite beautiful . Spirit , these poor @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yet you seek to close the only places in which they can warm their meager meals every seventh day . Hear me , Scrooge . There are some upon this earth of yours who claim to know me and my brothers , and do their deeds of ill will and selfishness in our name . These so-called " men of the cloth " are as strange to me and my kin as if they never lived . Charge their doings to them , not us . Aye . I will . Smell that ? Cooking goose ! Come on ! I take it this bleak paupers ' dwelling is of some significance . It is all your loyal clerk can afford for his meager 15 bob a week . - Mother ! - Papa ! We just came by the baker shop . And smelled our goose , cooking delicious . Shut the door , please . What happened to your precious father ? And your brother . And Martha , she was n't as late last Christmas Day . Mother , here she is , Mother . Here 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ' T is a wonderful one . Peter , off with you to the baker 's and collect the bird . And take the children with you . And pray , no dallying . Why , bless your heart alive ! Dear , how late you are ! We had a deal of work to finish up last night and clear away this morning . Never mind . Long as you 're here . Sit ye down before the fire and have a warm . No . No , no , no . There 's Father coming . Hide , Martha . You must hide . Hide , Martha . - It 's cold out there . - Hello , Father . Hello , Timmy . Why , where 's our Martha ? Not coming . Not coming ? Not coming upon Christmas Day ? Here I am , Father ! We got you , Father . I could n't bear to see you in a state of disappointment . If only for a giggle . It 's so lovely to see you , my Martha . Come on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ copper . Shall we have a look , then ? - How did little Timmy behave ? - As good as gold . And better . Somehow he gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much , and he thinks the strangest things you ever heard . He told me , coming home , that he hoped the people sawed him in church , because he was a cripple and it might make pleasant for them to remember it upon Christmas Day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see . I believe he grows more hearty and stronger every day , my dear . The pudding looks delicious ! The whole wash house smells like a pastry cook 's shop . Spirit , tell me , will Tiny Tim ? I see a vacant seat in the poor chimney corner and a crutch without an owner . Carefully preserved . - Hurrah ! - The Christmas goose ! Make space . Let 's get that cover off . Lovely ! Well done , Peter . I do n't believe I 've ever seen a more magnificent goose cooked . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . But I 'll pray that one Christmas , perhaps , the children might taste a turkey . Perhaps one day , my dear . Perhaps one day . A toast . To Mr . Scrooge . The founder of our feast . Founder of the feast , indeed . I wish I had him here . I 'd give him a piece of my mind to feast upon , and I 'd hope he 'd have a good appetite for it . My dear , the children ... It 's Christmas Day . Christmas Day , I 'm sure . How can one drink the health of such an odious , stingy , hard , unfeeling man as Mr . Scrooge ? As you know he is , Robert . Nobody knows it better than you . My dear , Christmas Day . I 'll drink his health for your sake and the day 's , not for his . A merry Christmas and a happy New Year . He 'll be very merry and very happy , I have no doubt . A merry Christmas to us all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ us . God bless us , everyone . - Merry Christmas and happy New Year . - God bless . Kind spirit , say Tiny Tim will be spared . If these shadows remain unaltered by the future the child will die . - Die ! No , spirit . No . What then ? If he is to die , he had better do it . And decrease the surplus population . - So you 're thinking of an animal ? - Yes . - A live animal ? - Yes . - A rather disagreeable animal ? - Yes . - A savage animal ? - Yes . Wait , wait ! Is it an animal that grunts and growls ? Yes ! - And lives in London ? - Yes . - A horse ? - No . - A cow ? - No . - A dog ? - A pig ? - No . - An ass ? Yes and no . I know who it is , Fred ! I know ! It 's your Uncle Scrooge ! Yes ! Christmas a humbug ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And he believes it . I have no patience with him , Fred . I have . I 'm sorry for him . Who suffers from his ill whims ? Only himself . He decides to dislike us , wo n't come and dine with us , and what 's the consequence ? He loses a dinner . - Indeed , he loses a very good dinner . - Hear , hear . A magnificent dinner . Great . He 's certainly given us plenty of merriment , that 's for sure , and I think it would be ungrateful not to drink to his health . He would n't take it from me , but he may have it nevertheless . A merry Christmas to the old man , whatever he is . Uncle Scrooge . To Uncle Scrooge . Are spirits ' lives so short ? My life upon this globe is very brief . It ends tonight . - Tonight ? - Tonight at midnight . Hark . The time is drawing near . Forgive me but I see something strange protruding from your skirt . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be a claw , for the scant amount of flesh there is upon it . - Look here . - Naff off ! - Oh , man . Look here . - You daft old geezer . Look ! Look ! Down here ! - Go away ! - Are they yours ? They are man 's . This boy is Ignorance . This girl is Want . Beware them both . Have they no refuge ? No resource ? Are there no prisons ? Are there no workhouses ? Am I in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come ? You 're about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened but will happen . Is that so , spirit ? Ghost of the Future , I fear you more than any specter I have seen . But I know your purpose is to do me good . I am prepared to bear you company . Lead on . The night is waning fast . It 's precious time to me . Lead on , spirit . - When did he die ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Christmas Day . - I thought he 'd never die . What 's he done with his money ? Has n't left it to me . That 's all I know . It is likely to be a cheap funeral . For the life of me , I ca n't think of anyone who 'd want to attend it . I do n't mind going ... if lunch is provided . There , yes . What a frightful fellow . - All right . - Good day , gentlemen . Get ahold of yourself , Ebenezer . You 're having a wobbly . You wo n't get me in here . Christmas pudding , no doubt . I 'm ... I 'm on Lime Street . Come now . Merry Christmas , Joe . And happy New Year , to be sure . Come in . Sit down in me parlor and let 's have a look . Here . What do you call these , Mrs . Dilber , huh ? Mrs . Dilber ? Bed curtains . You mean to say you took them down while he was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You was born to make your fortune , and you certainly will do it . Well , I sha n't hold back my hand when I can get something by it ... Do n't you go getting grease on them blankets now . - His blankets ? - Whose else do you think ? He wo n't be feeling the cold without them now , I dare say . I hope he did n't die of anything catching . Do n't you be afeard of that . I ai n't so fond of his company that I 'd loiter about . You can look through that shirt till your eyes ache , and you wo n't find one hole in it . - It was the best he had . - Mrs . Dilber ! Would have been wasted , only for me . - You 're fired ! Fired ! - How did you mean " wasted " ? Somebody was fool enough to put it on him to be buried in . But I took it off him . This is the end of it , you see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Only to profit us now that he 's dead . If he 'd had somebody to look after him when he was struck with death , instead of lying there , all alone , gasping out his last breath well , we would n't have these things to sell now , would we ? Spirit ! I see ! I see ! The case of this unhappy man who dies a solitary , lonesome death might be my own . My life tends that way now . Merciful heavens ! What 's this ? Spirit , this is a fearful place . When I leave it , I shall not leave its lesson . Trust me . Let 's go ! I understand . And I would , if I could , but I have not the power . Spirit , if there is any person who feels emotion caused by this man 's death , show that person to me , I beg you . - Are we ruined ? - There is hope yet . Hope ? Only if he relents . He is past relenting . He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be transferred ? I do n't know , but by then we 'll have the money . And even if we do n't , it 's unlikely any new creditor will ever be so merciless . We shall sleep tonight with light hearts , my dear . Let me see some tenderness connected to death , or this chamber will forever haunt me ! It 's late . Past your father 's time . He 's walked slow these last few evenings . Oh , he has walked with Tiny Tim on his shoulders ... fast , indeed . But he was very light to carry , and your father loved him so . - Father . - You went today , then ? Yes , my dear . I wish you could have gone . Would have done you good to see how green a place it is . You 'll see it often . And I promised him I would walk there every ... every Sunday . My little child ! My little child . Father , please do n't be grieved . Please , Father . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ peace . I 'm sure none of us will ever forget our poor Tiny Tim . - Oh , no , Father . - Never ever . Thank you . Thank you , my dears . Bob . Specter ... something tells me our parting moment is at hand . Tell me who ... was that man we saw lying dead ? Spirit before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point , answer me one question ! Are these the shadows of things that will be or shadows of things that may be ? Men 's courses in life foreshadow certain ends . But if these courses are departed from , these ends will change . Is n't that so ? No . No ! Am I that man who lay upon the bed ? No . Spirit , hear me ! I 'm not the man I was ! Why show me this if I 'm past all hope ? Spirit ! Spirit , assure me that I may change these shadows you 've shown me ! Change them by an altered life ! No , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... help me ! Spirit ! Help me , spirit ! Help , spirit ! Spirit , I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year . I will not shut out the lessons of the past , nor present , nor future . Oh , please , spirit , tell me I may sponge away the writing on that stone ! Still here ? They 're still here . I 'm still here . I 'm still here . I 'm still here ! I do n't know what to do . I 'm light as a feather , merry as a schoolboy . I 've heard that laugh before . - I say , what 's today ? - Eh ? - What 's today , my fine fellow ? - Today ? Why , Christmas Day . It 's Christmas Day ? I have n't missed it . The spirits have done it all in one night . They can do anything they like . Of course they can . Of course they can . Hello , my fine fellow . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I should hope I did . - What an intelligent boy . Do you know whether they 've sold the prize turkey that was hanging there ? Not the little prize turkey , the big one . - The one as big as me ? - What a delightful child . - Yes , my buck . - It 's hanging there now . Is it ? Go and buy it , then ! - Walker ! - No , no , I 'm in earnest . Go and buy it , bring it back here , and I 'll give you a shilling . Come back in less than five minutes , and I 'll give you a half a crown . I 'll send it to Bob Cratchit 's . He sha n't know who sent it . It 's twice the size of Tiny Tim . Mrs . Dilber . Merry Christmas ! Oh , my God ! He 's gone mad ! My dear Mrs . Dilber , you 're the loveliest creature I have ever laid eyes upon . Dance with me , Mrs @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Mr . Scrooge ! Unhand me ! He 's completely deranged ! Help ! What a charming woman . Help ! I shall love it as long as I live . What an honest face it has . Hello . Here 's the bird . Hello ! Whoop ! How are you ? Merry Christmas . Why , it 's impossible to carry that to Camden Town . You must have a cab . Drive on , my good man ! Hilly-ho ! Chirrup ! Hip , hip ! Chirry-up ! Bob 's your uncle ! Fanny 's your aunt ! Here 's your aunt 's fanny . Live it up , folks ! You 'll be a long time dead ! Do n't let the worms have all the fun . Merry Christmas . Good morning , sir . A merry Christmas to you . - And to you , sir . - Happy holiday ! And a merry Christmas to you . - " God bless you , sir . " - Thank you , sir . Glad tidings . Sir . My dear sir , how @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A merry Christmas to you , sir . Mr . Scrooge ? Yes . That is my name , and I fear it may not be pleasant to you . But allow me to ask your pardon . And will you have the goodness ... Lord bless me ! - My dear Mr . Scrooge , are you serious ? - And not a farthing less . A great many back payments are included in it , I assure you . My dear sir , I do n't know what to say to such ... Do not say anything . I 'm much obliged to you . Many thanks to you . And bless you . - Is your master at home ? - Yes , sir . I 'm ... his uncle . Is it an animal that grunts and growls ? Yes . - And lives in London ? - Yes . - A horse ? - No . - A cow ? - No . A dog . - A pig . - No . An ass . Yes and no . - I know what it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's your ... Uncle Scrooge ? Well , bless my soul . I 've ... come to dinner if you 'll have me . Of course , Uncle ! Welcome ! Welcome ! Merry Christmas ! Everybody , this is my uncle , Ebenezer . Be good and pass this . Here you go . Enjoy . Next year we must have this dinner at my house . I insist . I 'll spare no expense . After all , you ca n't take it with you , can you ? No , you ca n't . A full 16 minutes late . What do you mean by coming here at this time of day ? I 'm very sorry , sir . I am a bit behind in my time . You are , indeed . Step in here . Well , it 's only once a year , sir . It shall not be repeated . I was making rather merry yesterday . Now , I 'll tell you what , Mr . Cratchit . I 'm not going to stand for this sort of thing any @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to raise your salary ! A merry Christmas to you , Bob . A merrier Christmas , Bob , my good fellow , than I 've given you in many a year . I 'll raise your salary , and do whatever I can to help your struggling family . And we 'll discuss your affairs this very afternoon over a bowl of Christmas punch . But first , let 's make up the fires . I want you to go out and buy another scuttle of coal before you dot another " I , " Bob Cratchit . Off with you , Bob . We 've wassailing to do . Hilly-ho , Bob ! Yeah . Yes , sir . Right away , sir . And Scrooge was better than his word . He did all that he said he would and more . And to our Tiny Tim , who got well , Scrooge was like a second father . He became as good a friend , as good a master and as good a man as the good old city ever knew . And it was always @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ well . And so , as Tiny Tim observed ... God bless us , everyone .

@@5217441 Norm . What are you doing , man ? Geez . Whoo ! Ow ! Thank you . That stuff is warm . Home , sweet home . Blackwater , Mississippi . It 's pronounced " Backwater " , Mississippi . Show a little respect for the cradle of your youth . Get back inside ! Hey , baby ! Yeah ! Play some ball ? You 're in good shape for a little lady . I have to say that . I know . Fucking coach , man . At least he 's consistent . I think he 's hit his 12-drink minimum . Damn ! This is , like , the place , huh ? More than just the place . It 's where the problems of the world are solved . Problems of the world ? The Blackwater world . You 've got , um ... Got a chili mustache going on there . Really ? Do n't touch it . It 's ... Keeping it . Little cream puff over here . What 's his deal ? I do n't know . He seems nice enough . You know , if you want to be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that ? Fried pickly . Fried pickle ? Come on , baby . No . No . Are you kidding ? It 's good . It really is . This is disgusting . Just give it a chance . Not with a cold beer , it ai n't . Hello , Amy Cakes . Hello , Charlie . You 're looking all right for yourself . Ai n't changed much . Not as much as I 'd have thought . This is my husband , David . Charlie . Venner . Hi . David Sumner . Yeah . I put in a bid for me and my crew to rebuild that roof of yours . Yeah . That 's right . Venner . That 's right . Do n't like to profit off a tragedy , but we went up to your place after the hurricane , just to see . The barn got busted up pretty bad . Yeah . Think we can have it up for you in three weeks or so . Three weeks ? That 's great . Terrific . Rumor is you 're a movie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's a writer . She means I work for a living . Well , let 's hear it for the working class . David 's writing a film about Stalingrad in 1944 . ' 43 . ' 43 . Close . You know , it was the biggest battle of World War II . Really ? Hey , y'all . Crazy today . Sorry . Okay , let 's see . $15.50 . Bet you ca n't get two burgers and two Cokes for $15.50 in LA . That 's a bet you 'd win . There you go . Cash only . Cash ? Yeah . You know , that stuff poor people use for money . Keep the change . Oh . Thanks . Hey , Amy , my Elizabeth would love to come by and get a picture with you . Sure . Absolutely . I mean , if that 's okay . How 's she doing ? Thank ... Oh , God . She 's 16 , that 's how she 's doing . I ca n't believe ... I know . It 's the craziest @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , that looks pretty good . I 'm gon na get a beer before we go . Can I get you another one ? No , thank you , sir . You sure ? Yep . Hey , listen , can you start tomorrow ? First thing . All right , let 's do it . What the hell ? You 're a friend of Amy 's . Beautiful . Great . Okay . I 'm gon na ... Appreciate that , sir . Thank you . Now , that 's a nice catch , Amy Cakes . He 's a good man . Do you mind ? Help yourself . I love the new accent , Ames . It 's for work . Well , I bet . And that is why you suck . Shut up . Here we go now . I swear to God , he beats me every time I do this , but not ... Oh , God damn it ! I 'm sorry about your daddy . I heard it was a real nice service up there at Arlington . It was . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , huh ? Come on , Charlie , come on . They do n't have shoelaces in Los Angeles ? What ? Oh . Right . No , they make ' em that way . Why ? So I saw you on that show with the ... The ... What 's it called ? Perfect Crime . Perfect Crime . It was good . I liked it . No , no , no . Jeremy , now , no . You get out with that dog . Get out of here ! Coach , I got it . I got it . No , I 'm saying . Get out of here with that dog ! Scat . Scat with that dog . I 'd like some lunch . Well , I 'll bring you something outside . Get out ! Get on out with that dog . They were supposed to put Jeremy Niles away a long time ago . Yeah , we take care of our own here . Remember when I took care of you ? But you did n't . Did you ? Waiting on my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ until I saw what a fuckin ' Razorback you are . You 're the new husband , huh ? The proud new husband . What do you got on tap ? Budweiser . I 'll have a Bud Light then . No , I said Bud , fully loaded . That 'll be fine . I think I 'd like another , Blackie . With a Jack back . Yeah , well , why do n't we hold off there , Coach , huh ? You 've had enough . What are you doing ? Fuck you doing ? I 'm gon na do like that , you 're gon na get me in license trouble again . I 'm not gon na do shit ! Give me the fucking drink ! God damn it ! What are you doing ? You think I 'm some kind of child ? God damn it , Tom ! Fuck off ! Excuse me one second . Fuck you ! What 's wrong with you ? Now , goddamn you , look what happened ! Coach , Coach , let 's go over @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ home , Coach . How ' bout that , Coach ? Sorry about that , Blackie . I 'll pay for the glass . Yeah . And I 'll pay for our new neighbor 's drink . No , you do n't have to ... No , I 'll pay for your drink , sir . But , Blackie , I want another beer . And a Jack fuckin ' back ! I do n't think so . How about fuckin ' now ? Get the hell out of here ! You want me to get out ? Will you walk away ? Want to walk away ? Come on , pussy ! Come on , hero . Go on , have it . Make yourself a drink . Come on , you fuckin ' pussy ! Draw you a beer and choke on it , for all I care . Attaboy , Coach ! Huh ? Nice . Goddamn ! Thank you for the invite . Pour me one , Coach . Attaboy , Coach . Thank you . Hey ! Coach , that 's enough . Pay for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sheriff . Sounds good . Coach . All right . Not drunk . Not drunk . Oh . My drink and his . Yeah ! I 'll see you later , boys . Bye . You all right , Blackie ? See you , Coach . Almost got knifed . Is that what you meant by one of " the problems of the world " ? It 's Coach Heddon . Not the prettiest picture . You know , it 's fine . We 'll just chalk it up to one of Blackwater 's charming eccentricities . What a way with words . You should try writing for a living . Hey , hey ! Guy ! What are you doing ? Get ... Hold on , hold on , babe . It 's okay . It 's all right . What is this ? Hello , Jeremy . Hello , Amy . How are you ? I 'm driving . I see that . You 're doing a very good job . Mind if I drive for a while ? What do you say ? Jeremy , come on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lunch ? Yeah , yeah . We 're gon na go get some lunch . Sorry . That 's ... Welcome back , Amy . Thank you . You look terrific . Thanks , Daniel . And , we loved your TV show . Come on . Thank you . You know what ? I 'm gon na drive . Hey , so that guy ... What guy ? You know , the Amy Cakes guy . Charlie , our new contractor . I saw your picture with him . Charlie . You used to see him , right ? Right ? Couple of times . Couple of times ? Mmm . Just a couple of times ? Well ... They may have been memorable . Okay . Are you jealous ? Hey , who ended up with the girl in the end ? That would be you , Mr . Sumner . What are you doing ? Okay . Okay , wait . Just get off me . Why ? You 're crazy . You 're nuts . That 's what they say . What do you think ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here . That 's putting it mildly . Come on , catch up ! It 's worse than I thought . Do n't worry about it . We 're gon na fix it up . Fix it up , make it better than it was before . I hope so . Is that your father 's car ? Yeah . How much are we getting from FEMA , like eight K ? 8.2 K . That 's just a bit more than Charlie bid . Give him the balance . Why ? Why ? Help out your friends . Baby , Charlie and the boys do n't need help , they need work . You can spend the rest on your adoring wife . I want to see the rest of the house . Show me . Come on . You okay ? Yeah . Flutie ! What you got cookin ' ? Found my parents ' zydeco collection . Your parents were some pretty cool cats . Yeah . All right . Guess my classical music will have to do when I work . Hey , this room is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Yeah . This is so great . You like it ? Yes , I love it . It 's amazing . Hello . I remember when my daddy got that deer . When he put up that trophy , we had this huge party , like he 'd won the Super Bowl or something . Did he get him with that ? That would be some kind of overkill . Did your father ever take you hunting ? Oh . Honey . You know a lot about a lot , you do n't know shit about Southern daddies and their Southern daughters . I think the movers are here . I 'm gon na get down to the store to get some groceries before it closes , you know . Yeah , that 's a good idea . Just want to change first . I 'll take care of this . Actually , I 'm gon na take my daddy 's Olds , more room . Hi . I found a way to get Khrushchev in on the action . I 'm gon na make him a friend of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a hero in Stalingrad . I 'll bet that was your daddy 's chair . Every chair was my daddy 's chair . I 'm glad we came . Just worried it 'll be too quiet for you . Quiet 's what I want . I like quiet . Too boring . I like boring . Jesus ! Flutie , Flutie , Flutie . Hi , little boy . Is n't he adorable ? Yeah . A real sweetheart . Yeah , tell that to the mice . It 's too early . That 's ridiculous . Put on some of that Tupac . You know I love this song . I am a sweet dancer , too . Charlie ! Yeah ? Could you ... Hey , turn it down , turn it down . What 's up , Mr . Sumner ? I 'm gon na ... I 'm coming up . Take it easy . I got it . Morning , sir . How are you ? Pretty good . Well , let me introduce you to the guys . Got Bic over there . Howdy . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Sumner . Nice meeting you . Right there 's Norman . How 's it going ? Well , it 's kind of a bitch up here . Got to remove these purlins and put in some new one's . We 'll break the back of 20-penny nails . Okay , well ... I do n't know what that means , but ... But I 'll trust you with it . Okay , so , everything okay ? Yeah , it 's just ... It 's a little early , do n't you think ? Yeah , sorry about that . That 's the way we do things around here . But you get used to it . Okay . Well , it 's just that you woke us up . Like I said , we 're real sorry about that . Okay , well , maybe you can ... Can you come a little later , like , just an hour into the day from now on ? Can that happen ? You 're the boss , boss . All right . Thank you , guys . All right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm gon na go work . You good ? Yeah , I got it . See you later , Mr . Sumner . Oh ! Whoa . You good ? Yeah . Careful there , Mr . Sumner . How you doing ? Uh , good . Thanks . Could be colder , huh ? I think there 's something wrong with your fridge . I guess there 's a whole bunch of kinks we 're going to have to work out , huh ? You writing or something ? I heard that 's what you do . Movies , right ? That 's right . You ever do horror films ? Like that movie Saw ? No . Or action films ? No , no , not ... Not really my specialty . What you done I would 've seen ? Probably nothing . Maybe a bit of Amy 's TV show ? Did you catch that ? Yeah , that was real good . Real good . Thank you . Not enough of Amy , though . I was well reminded of that . Hey , Bic . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good , yeah . Good . Hey , your ... Your fridge ai n't cold enough , Ames . Really ? It 's probably old condenser coils . I can take a look at it later , if you want . Yeah , that 'd be great . Right ? That 'd be good . Yeah . Okay . All right . Cool . It 's real good to have you back . Thank you . For a bit . For a bit , anyway . See you . Bye . Bye . Hey , guys ! More beer ! Do your friends do things like that a lot ? Do what a lot ? I mean , he just walked in here uninvited , grabbed a beer out of the fridge , sat down . " Hey , come on in . " What , is that normal ? Come on . We all trust each other here . We do n't even lock our doors . That 's one thing I do miss . If that 's the way it is , that 's the way it is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You know ? If you do n't like it , just say something . Hey , Charlie . Can I borrow you for a second ? Bic . So how 's your work going ? It 's going well . Yeah ? Thanks . Yeah . Hey , you guys already done for the day ? Yeah . You bet . It 's been a good day . We got a lot accomplished . It 's not even noon . We 're going hunting . Sorry . I thought I told you that . It 's kind of a big deal around here . Do you mind ? Is that okay if ... Well , I ... Yeah , I guess . I mean , if ... If you get the roof done ... Sure . No , it 'll be done . ... you know , on time , the agreed time . Of course . Okay . All right . Hey , Charlie . Listen ... I do n't mind your guys helping themselves to some beers . Thanks , by the way , for the beer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Appreciate that . But listen , your guy ... Is it Bic ? Well , he just walked right into the house and , you know ... Shit . Is Bic giving you a reason not to trust him or something ? No . You let me know if that happens , and I 'll handle it . Okay . All right . Well , we better get going . All right , load it up , guys . Thanks , guys . Mr . Sumner . Yeah ? Do you want to come hunting with us ? The whitetails really run this time of year . Hell , yeah . It 'll be fun . No , thanks . I got to work . Can you turn down the scanner ? Okay . Charlie nailed one the other day . Did he ? Yeah . Well , it sounds great , but I really got to write . That 's why we 're here . I bet it was n't Amy 's idea to come live here . She had that bus schedule memorized about freshman year or so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with us , you just say the word . I might take you up on that . You should . All right . Have a good day , folks . All right . Go hunting with them ? No , I 'm just trying to show them a little respect . Bye ! Hi . Chris , do it already . Make the shot already . Wait . What you got ? For sure ! Fuck ! No , no , no , no , no ! No , I just missed . I just missed . How much they gon na pay us ? Them two look like they could afford to pay plenty . Plenty 's what the fuck I need . They 're going to pay us enough . Amy 's looking good , ai n't she ? She looked fine . You know , I bet that mother_fucking lucky husband of hers never had any pussy like that before he became a big shot . Hey ! Excuse me ! Fuck , man ! Do n't talk like that . You 're right about that . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , boys . It 's your move . Hmm . Check . Okay . Right . " This move now puts black " into a desperate plight " with no possibility of mobilizing his " or hers disorganized pieces . " Black can conveniently use ... " Tell you what . I bet you I can finish my exercises , get into bed before you make your next move . You 're on . Put the book down . No help . You should be encouraging my education . Drop it . All right . All right , all right , all right , all right . Are you ready ? Are you ? Go . Thinking hard . Shh ! David ! Stop it ! Got it ! Got it . You 're supposed to do 100 . I did 100 . No , you did n't . I was counting by binary numbers . No ... Why ? No . What ? First of all , you 're still in check . The knight ca n't move sideways . It 's got to go in an " L @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ knight when it 's really a horse ? Is that funny ? I actually do n't know the answer to that . That 's a first . Baby . You do n't have to learn chess to please me . I 'm not learning to please you , baby . I 'm learning so I can kick your ass . Really ? Yeah , really . Ow ! What about that ass ? Lie down . No . Lie down . No . Lie down . Close your eyes . Close ' em . Rook or knight ? That is the knightlhorse . Very good . Mmm-hmm . Mmm . That 's the queen . Very good . Is it you ? Hilarious . " Listen , well , I got fucked in the ass by a bear , honey . " So , you know , just , " That 's it . " I 'm going to get myself a machine gun . " And he goes out the next morning , cranks it up , and ... " There he is ! " Starts blasting away , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . " Takes that old boy , slams him over the log , pulls down them old chonies and says , " Hey . " You do n't come here for the hunting , do you ? " Hey , your brother ... Daniel ? Your brother , he was hanging out with the girls today . Again . I think you best keep a closer watch on him . Right ? Not our job to mind him . Is it ? We ai n't going to stand for it . You keep him away from them girls , or we will . Hey , Norm . And you know that 'll get ugly . I 'm standing right here . Hey , y'all mind cutting the bullshit , please ? Daniel . He 's just being told the truth is all . Well , no one 's going to do anything to Jeremy , all right , Coach ? Ai n't you off duty , John ? You got a beer in your hand , right ? Okay . The law is n't ever off duty , Bic . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hey , I did n't even vote for his ass . If he so much as comes near my daughter ... Look , my brother ... God may help him , I ... Coach , if my brother , if he ever makes a mistake again ... Yeah . I 'll put him away myself . You have my word , all right ? But until then , goddamn , y'all ... I mean , just let him be . He ai n't doing nobody no harm . Sounds good to me . How about you , Coach ? Thought you was off duty . Rum or whiskey ? All right , that 's enough , Norm . Let 's go . All right , girl ! Looking good , Amy ! Sweet ass ! Ladder , Norm . Who would you rather have sex with , Hank Williams or Johnny Cash ? Only you , Bic . Give me one of those one-by-fours laying over there . Guys . Guys . Here she comes . Hey , Charlie . How about that , huh ? How about it ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No , Flutie , get down . Come on , get down , get down . Taking a break ? Look at this . The nation 's at war . Fortune 500 companies are going bankrupt . The lead story is that the first game of high school football season is a week away . Blackwater ... Well , you know , Blackwater 's not at war . Although it was a big deal when John Burke came back from Iraq . You and Deputy Burke , returning heroes . In this town , heroes come from one place , that football field . Like the guys fixing our roof . Bunch of straw dogs . Straw dogs ? Yeah , in ancient Chinese rituals , dogs made of straw were used as offerings to the gods . During the ritual , they were treated with the utmost reverence . When they were no longer needed , they were tossed aside , trampled on . They became nothing . When their football careers are over with , that 's all these boys become . What ? You do n't have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . You 're not one of them . Not anymore anyway . No . It 's ... Those straw dogs were practically licking my body outside , so ... I applaud their good taste . It 's not funny . Well , maybe you should wear a bra . Are you saying I 'm asking for this ? I mean , well , I 'm just saying that ... You look amazing , all right ? If it bothers you , then , you know , maybe you should be a little more modest and you 'd be looked at with a little more respect . So , You 're saying that if I put on a bra , then I 'll gain more respect ? I mean ... It 's , you know , reaping and sowing and all that . I 'm taking a bath . Okay . You know , I dress for you , David . I dress for you . I do n't dress for them . Well , I already know what you look like naked , so ... Oh , man . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Chris , if that ai n't right , I do n't know what right is . That must 've been some kind of that back when you had some of that , huh , Charlie ? What do you think about that , Norm ? Must 've been something ? Crank it up , Bic . Crank up the music , Bic . Think I found the music ... That 's a sweet engine . Yeah . Double overhead cam . Yep , straight-line six , man . Real pretty , Mr . Sumner . Bad machine . She a ' 66 , ' 67 ? A ' 67 . Good eye . South , we know our cars and our guns . What 'd you pay for it , about 100 grand ? Yeah , something like that . Damn . I just love that ornament . You like that ? Yeah . The E-Types did n't have them , did they ? Put that on yourself ? No . No , the previous owner put that on . All right . Excuse me , gentlemen . We 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mind . The heat and all . It is hot even for here . Must be that global warming you educated guys keep talking about . Bic was getting woozy . Sorry to hear that . You gon na be all right ? Yeah . I do n't want to be a pussy or nothing . It 's just , it gets real dangerous up there . Liability thing . Got to look out for my men . It 's not a problem just as long as the , you know , roof gets done on time . Of course . Shit . My keys . You going into town ? Yeah . I get ... I get no reception up here . I got to go to town to make a phone call . Yeah . Believe that ? Well , best reception is right by Blackie 's . Thank you . Sure . Jesus . Hello . All right . Thank you . Finally . Whoa , whoa , whoa ! Look out ! Look out ! Are you crazy ? What the fuck are you doing ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mr . Sumner ? This place is not so conducive to the creative process , after all . No , I 'm acutely aware of that , believe me . No , look , Aaron , if you say " do n't worry , " I 'm not gon na worry , but ... I 'm gon na need a couple more weeks . Hello ? Fuck ! - Your boyfriend . - Jeremy . Yes , go . Go . This is gon na be good . Jeremy , he 's so cute . Jeremy . Jeremy ! Jeremy ! We 're just talking , Daniel . You know better than this , Janice . Go on . Go on ! We 're just talking . You 're supposed to stay away from girls , Jeremy , do you hear me ? Hey . Look at me , look at me when I 'm talking to you . You got ta stay away from girls , do you hear me ? What if her daddy saw that ? But Janice is my girlfriend . Hey ! No , she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is 15 years old , you understand me ? Now , God damn it , we talked about this . No talking to her anymore . Come on , let 's go home . All right , that 's that . You know , you should stop by my shop over here sometime . I 'll give you a lesson how to change a tire , free of charge . I appreciate it . Thank you . ... you take two receivers right off the bat . ... because I know how much things cost , okay ? Thanks , Daddy . All right . You know , every time I look in your eyes ... You see Mama ? That 's mine . That 's my ... Sorry . Get a Budweiser ? Fully loaded . That 's the way , Chief , yeah ! Hey , boys . Hey , what 's up , Coach ? No practice this afternoon , Coach ? It 's 105 out there , Coach . I do n't want any lawsuits . Lawsuit ? He did just say that , right ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Coach . I think they got a pussy index now , Coach . Did you meet Mr . Sumner yet ? No , I had n't . You 're Amy 's husband , ai n't you ? That 's right . David . We sure are proud of her . I knew Amy back when she was head cheerleader . I was assistant coach back then , right , Coach ? Good old days . Hey , I been meaning to come out your place and welcome you to town . I think I 've just been welcomed . We were worried about you back there . A hell of a close call . Mmm-hmm . Well , I lived to tell the tale . That scared the shit out of Bic . Yeah , just right out of me . You a football fan ? No , not ... Well , you know . Harvard-Yale games , I always enjoyed them . You coming out to the annual Preach and Play on Sunday ? Preach and Play ? What is that exactly ? It 's a little something we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We go to church , let the rev pump us up full of some God and then the boys scrimmage while the town picnics on the sidelines . Used to do it during the Civil War . Whole town coming out and watching the battles , picnicking . I trust the whole town will be there . Every living soul . In that case , when in Rome . Oh , now , be careful with that . Take it easy now . There we go . Hold on there ! Hold on ! Easy , son , now . Look at that . Amy and I ... My wife and I will be there . Drinks as far as this hundred will take you , gentlemen . Go Blackwater Bengals . Mr . Sumner . Yeah ? You 're not gon na stay for a drink with us ? No , no , I got ta , I got ta head home . Make a living , you know . Enjoy . Dear Lord , please protect the members of our congregation serving overseas , brave souls who have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ those who would challenge you , oh , Lord . Amen . - Amen . And of course , please guide to victory our Blackwater Bengals over the Mudbugs this Friday . You bet that ! Boys , please stand . Boys , God stands with you because you stand with Him . That 's right , boys . You listen to Him , and , like Noah , you will survive when he unleashes His wrath on the nonbelievers . Good luck this Friday . Amen ! Yeah ! Whoo ! - We 're gon na whup ' em ! This week , we continue our look at the Revelations of John . So if you will please turn to chapter six , verse seven . " And when He had opened the fourth seal , " I heard the voice of the fourth beast say , ' Come and see . ' " And I looked , and behold a pale horse . " And his name that sat on him was Death . " And hell followed with him ... " I 'm gon na go outside @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ part of the Earth " to kill with sword " and with hunger and with death , " and with the beasts of the Earth . " And when He had opened the fifth seal ... " Hey there , Mr . Sumner . Saw you leaving . You bored with the sermon ? No , no . Just not really my thing . I 'm sorry , I do n't quite understand . Uh ... Religion . God . God is not your thing ? Noah and the Flood and smiting firstborns , Sodom and Gomorrah , the burning bush , the pale horse , it just kind of sounds like a bully to me . Hmm . Can I give you a piece of friendly advice ? Sure . Now , it 's one thing to come into town thinking you 're too good for the people who live here ... I do n't know why you 'd say that . I would n't ... But being too good for God , that 's another thing entirely . You see , the pastor , he worked all week @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ watch you get up and leave ? Some people might call that rude . Okay . Thank you . I guess I need to be a little more sensitive . Yeah . Just a little redneck wisdom for you . Hey , Charlie , there is something in the Bible I do believe . What 's that , sir ? " Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor 's wife . " I believe in that , too . But what happens when thy neighbor 's wife covets you ? What then ? Hello , Amy Cakes . Hello , Charlie . Hey , Charlie , come on , let 's go ! Stand by ! All right . See you at the picnic . See ya . Big ol ' woman ! Big ol ' woman ! Go , Bo ! Look good out there , boy ! No credit cards , I assume ? No , sir . Just money . How much ? Four dollars . Keep the change . We always knew you 'd make it . We always did . I do n't know . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You were the best thing on it . Thank you . Why ai n't it on anymore ? I mean , everybody I know watched it . You know , if NBC went by Blackwater 's ratings alone , we 'd be on forever . Big ol ' woman # Doggone it ! You got ta tuck it in there ... Break ! Amy . There you are . Hey . Sorry . Hello . Ran into the girls . This is Janice . Hi . Hi . I ran into you in town , did n't I , at Blackie 's ? Yeah . You 'll probably see me hanging around there , ' cause my daddy 's always hanging out there . Who 's your father ? Tom Heddon . You know , he used to be coach , years ago . A very memorable man . Yeah . So , what are we all talking about ? We are just giving shit to Amy ' cause she ai n't been down here to see us since she got here . Guess she do n't want to be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here that we 've been very busy fixing up the house and all . Amy 's been busting her butt up there while I work , so I can vouch for that . That 's right . Hey , y'all . Well , hey , handsome . May I ? Hello , buddy . He ai n't moving about today , is he ? Yeah , taking a nap , I suppose . How do you like our local music ? It ai n't quite your Beethoven . Hey , man , go on and knock up somebody your damn self . This here 's mine . See there , Mr . Sumner , you ai n't the only one with a trophy wife . Only difference is mine 's for third place . Believe it or not , that 's the most romantic thing he 's ever said . That and , " You 're what ? " Hello , Amy . Hello , Jeremy . How are you ? Hello , Janice . Get out of here . Hi . Niles , why do n't you go over @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get , okay ? Goddamn , boy ! Jesus , Daddy ! Kick the shit out of you ! You fucking ... Daddy , no ! Please # Come on ! Stop it , Coach ! Jesus , Coach ! All right , Coach . Get off me ! Hey , Coach , come on , that 's enough ! Daddy ! I did n't do anything . Stop it , Coach . Daddy , stop ! Come on , son . Get up . All right . All right . Attaboy . Listen ... I do not want to hurt you , Jeremy Niles . I am just protecting my family . All right ? But Janice is my girlfriend . God damn it ! Daddy ! Somebody stop him ! You understand me ? Right on , Coach ! Do you ? You stop it , Coach ! Enough . Or what ? You 're gone , Amy . Hey ! - Enough . You do n't even live here anymore . All right . Hey . That 's enough . You ai n't got no right . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go . No right to be involved . He was just talking , Coach . Amy ... Mr . Sumner , think that 's a very good idea . Just walk away . He was just talking . You got no right to be involved , Hollywood . Neither do you . He was just talking . Jeremy , Jeremy . Hey , hey , hey ... Eyes ... Come on , let 's go . Amy . Hey . Hey ! What ? I 'm not very happy with you . Oh , no ? Why 'd you have to throw yourself into that , huh ? With that drunk ? Are you crazy ? Somebody had to do something . Somebody had to ? Yes . What does that mean ? Look at me . I 'm talking to you . I 'm not gon na get in the fucking fray . I do n't care if it 's how things are done here . Against my principles . It 's awfully convenient , your principles . Tom Paine practically started this whole country . You mean he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I want you to do is teach her how to act with live people . Well , education 's a very difficult thing to control , Harry . One thing leads ... Work on her , not me . No extra charge . I do n't need nothing you can tell me . I 'm sure we could tell each other some very interesting things , Harry . Do you mind ? What ? Do you mind ? ... the more I see of you , I do n't like you as much . I 'm gon na go work . You better watch out . I got my eye on you . All right . We 'll both watch out . If I wanted , I could knock your block off , if I wanted . Yes , I know . Just do what you 're supposed to do , and that 's all . Well , let 's stop for now . What is it ? David ? Take you on separately , Harry . Glad to . Have a special course for backward millionaires . Amy , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , God . God . So shut up . I got a right to know . You got a right to keep out of my hair , too . Look , put your nose in a book and keep it there . We 're gon na leave our doors locked from now on . It was Norman or Chris . Did you hear me ? Cawsey or Scutt . Amy , we 're jumping to ... Look , the fact of the matter is , you know , we leave our doors unlocked . God , Jesus , David . A complete stranger walks into our house , strangles our cat and hangs it . I did n't say a complete stranger . Well , who then ? I do n't know . Norman or Chris . That 's my point . Or Bic or Charlie or all of them . They came between church and the picnic . Look ... Amy . Okay . Holy shit . Why do you have a gun ? It 's my father 's gun . We 're gon na keep it next to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Amy ? Yes . They will go further next time , David , all right ? Okay . All right , okay . So that 's it . I think we 're being a little extreme . They killed our fucking cat , David ! What 's your definition of " extreme " ? Huh ? Hey , Big Brain , bring up another one-by-four . All right , two things , guys . You can say " please " ... Please , Mr . Big Brain ! Who the fuck is Big Brain ? Coffee ? Thank you . Are you just gon na stare ? Amy , I ca n't just walk out there and blatantly accuse them , you know . What if they did n't do it ? Maybe you can just go out there and mention to them that our cat was strangled last night . It 's at least possible that they did it , is n't it ? It 's at least ... Okay . You can entertain the idea that it 's possible . All right , all right . Amy , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there , and I 'm gon na ask them if they 've seen the cat . Okay , I think that'll ... That 'll tell us a lot . Look , I 'll figure out a way to , you know , catch them off guard . You do n't think that 's enough , do you ? Any effort would be greatly appreciated . Guys ! Hey , I 'm gon na come up . All right . What 's up ? Listen , can I ask a favor ? I 'm gon na put the bear trap up , and I have no idea how to do that . Of course . In the study over here . Thank you , guys . It 's right over here . I guess her father was a collector or something . Collector of what ? Anything that killed shit , I guess . Yeah , he sure was . So , do you want it open or closed , Mr . Sumner ? I do n't know . You know , open , I guess . Open ? All right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ down there . Seen one of these before , Mr . Sumner ? Never in my life . Pretty cool , huh ? Just good and tight . Yeah . You got that ? Yeah . Watch that spring on that hand , man . That 's pretty dangerous . You all right ? Do n't worry about it . We got our best man on it . Do n't worry . Got it there ? All right , now you can take your hand out . There you go . All right . Where would you like it , sir ? Can you hang it ? Can we put it right over the fireplace ? That 'd be great . Hey , you boys want some beer ? That 'd be great . Watch your step there , Amy . Can never say no . Thank you , ma'am . Honey ? Thank you . That 's just right . Thanks . Nice and cold , huh ? Here , Flutie , Flutie , Flutie ! Here , boy ! Flutie ? Anyone seen my cat ? Watch your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mr . Sumner ... Yeah , really , you can call me David . You guys , please call me David . All right , great . Tomorrow 's gon na be a hell of a day for hunting . Why do n't you come with us ? Hunting ? Oh . Uh , I do n't know . I 've never really been ... Never been hunting too much . You have shot , have n't you ? Yeah , once or twice , but that was a long time ago . Do n't make sense to live out here , not take a shot or two . That 's right . Great hunting right outside your door . Yeah . No , I understand that . I see it 's a great tradition . Well , there 's tradition and then there 's a lifestyle . That whole " when in Rome " thing . When ? Tomorrow . Tomorrow ? Hunting season only comes around once a year . What about the roof ? Hmm ? And your work . Ah . It can wait . Attaboy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we 'll swing by and pick you up tomorrow morning then . Round 7:30 . Would that work ? 7:30 . Sounds great . All right , boys . Let 's get back to it . Go get my masonry bits ... Hey , we 'll just use a nail gun . No nail gun going in a stone wall . You ai n't seen me nail yet . Where 's Charlie ? Is he not coming ? He 's gon na meet us out there . He 's coming from home . How 'd you meet Ames ? Huh ? Your wife . How 'd you meet your wife ? That show we worked on . Perfect Crime . Love at first sight ? No . At first sight , she gave me hell for not giving her more lines . Looks like she forgave you . Got to send a unit to the McManns ' . All right , Tammy , I got it . Sounds like old Ben 's been hitting on that dog and Lily again . All right , Mr . Sumner . Yeah ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of assholes out there shooting at anything that moves . A round , please . One ? Yeah , we 'll start with one . Then just lock it in . Got it . Hey , Mr . Sumner , can I ask you a question ? Sure . Why you making a movie about a bunch of Russians ? I do n't really see it like that . I see it as more of a universal tale of survival . Fighting back , the human spirit . You know , that battle changed the course of human history . 90 % of Stalingrad was occupied by the Nazis , and the Russians still beat them . They beat them with innovation and they beat them with fortitude that they ... They did n't know they had . You do n't think God had anything to do with helping the Ruskies ? God ? Yeah . Uh ... Why 's that funny ? That God would help a nation of atheists ? He works in mysterious ways . Most dangerous line ever uttered . All right , boys , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ scout out there . Hey , Charlie , before you go . Guys , just so you know , somebody broke into our house and killed our cat . What makes you think Flutie was killed ? Did n't just die ? Well , generally , cats do n't hang themselves . Whoa . Somebody hanged Flutie ? Probably just some fuckin ' kids . Yeah . I 'm gon na tell you something , Mr . Sumner . This world can be pretty fucked up . Wow . All right , come on , boys . Guys ? Guys ! Shit ! Shit ! Hey . You okay , man ? Yeah . Did you see the buck ? Dude , you fucking shot at me , man . What ? You ... No , man , no . I was shooting at the buck . Do n't talk like that . Hey , you see the buck ? Yeah , I ... Yeah , it was ... Yeah , it was right here . I do n't know where he went . - Fuck . All right , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you go south , I 'm going to go north , and Mr . Sumner , you want to go east ? East . East . All right . Okay . Come on . Hello , Amy Cakes . What ? Somebody killed Flutie . Yeah , I heard about that . Why would you do that ? I would n't , and I did n't . I want to come in . You ca n't . Amy , I 'm coming in . You just take a shower ? Well , you smell nice . And I do recognize the scent . David 's gon na be home soon , Charlie . No , he 's busy becoming a man out in the woods . My husband does n't need a lesson on becoming a man . I 'm sorry . Of course he does n't . Wow . This old couch . Remember ? No . Just like you do n't remember killing my cat . I did n't kill your cat . No ? Amy , I did n't kill your fucking cat . I think you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you want , Charlie ? What ? Stop it . What do you want , Charlie ? What the fuck do you want ? Take it easy , Amy . Take it easy . Amy , Amy , Amy . What do you want ? Do n't cry . Do n't cry . Do n't cry , Amy . Do n't cry . Stop it ! No , no , no . Amy . No , Charlie , no . No , no , no . Charlie , no ! No , Charlie ! Stop it ! Stop it ! Please . Charlie , stop . Stop it . Charlie . Charlie , no , no , no , no , no . No , Charlie ! Do n't ... Do n't fucking move , Amy . Do n't move . No , no , no , no , Charlie ! No ! Amy , Amy , Amy . Amy , take it easy . I 'm not going to hurt you . Take it easy . Did you miss me , baby ? Tell me . Tell me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ inside you did you imagine it was me in there ? Did ... Did you ? Amy , Amy . Amy , look at ... Look at me . Amy . What are you ... Look at me . What 's wrong , baby ? Look at me . Fuck . What ... Get off me . Charlie , get off of me . Charlie , get off of me ! Get off of me ! Get off me ! No ! No ! No ! Stop it ! Stop it ! Stop it ! Please stop ! Please ! No ! Please ! Stop it . Please . Charlie ! Help me ! No ! Stop it ! You 're all right . Sorry about Flutie . Sheriff . Kind of hard getting a ride when you 're carrying that thing around . Already got three calls about a man on the highway with a rifle . You mind switching that safety on ? Whoa ! Hey ! I 'll let you do that . Yes , I think I should . Mr . Sumner , do you have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't go over too well if you were in the woods with an unregistered weapon and poaching . Poaching ? Well , that 's what it 's called when you 're hunting out of season , Mr . Sumner . It 's not hunting season ? Mr . Sumner , you would n't think about doing that , now , would you ? Violation of penal code 49-7-95 . Pretty serious offense around here . No , sir , I would n't think of it . I did n't think so . Thank God . We already locked up Ben Weathersby . Got him in the cage . Definitely do n't have enough room for both of y'all . You want to hop in ? I 'll take you home . What are you doing in bed ? Your friends ... Your ... Your fucking redneck hillbilly friends abandoned me out there . I 'm firing them . Good for you . What the fuck is that supposed to mean ? You 're a coward . No , I 'm not . Yeah . So am I . Plain and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah . If you had done something ... Amy . If you had said something or done something ... Amy , I was trying to get them to talk until you ... Anything . God . Would you be quiet ! I was trying to get them to talk until you pulled that infantile stunt with the milk . You pushed me , Amy , and you do n't do any good by pushing . Okay . Easy . I want to go away from this fucking place . Shh . Shh . I want to get out of here . I want to go home . No . No . Let 's have a family . Let 's have a child . No . No . No . Yes . We 're not going anywhere . I am . Nobody 's going anywhere . Amy , we 're not going to be chased out of our goddamn home , okay ? We 're not going to be bullied . I 'm firing them tomorrow . And that 'll be that . Nobody 's going anywhere . I 'm gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ write . Hey , Charlie . Hi . Hey , morning . Hey , can I borrow you for a minute ? Right now ? Yes , right now , please . Sure . This is n't working out , okay ? I do n't think the roof 's coming together fast enough . Really ? No . How fast do you think it should be coming together ? Well , look , you know , you guys have been working on it for two weeks now , longer than that . How long does it usually take you to roof , Mr . Sumner ? That 's not the point , okay ? You guys , you come here , you know , you ... Well , you work a couple of hours and then ... And you laze about . We laze about ? That 's a bad choice of words . I 'm not ... I 'm just not happy . Okay ? Why do n't we just wash our hands of this , be good neighbors , okay ? You tell me what I owe you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't renege on that . That 's fine . I can cover that cost . Okay . That 'll be 5,000 and a few . Five ... Let 's make it five flat . Okay , fine . And that 'll be cash only , neighbor . I 'm just fucking with you . Look at you . But if you can make it out to cash , that 'd be appreciated . Hey , Mr . Sumner . Says 1944 . Should be ' 43 , right ? There you go . So now that we ai n't working for you no more , maybe we 'll see you around town again , Amy Cakes . Maybe . Charlie . Yep ? You hold on to that in case you get the itch to go hunting again . I do n't think so . Heading home . Why ? We 're fired . $5,000 . Oh , hell , yes . Five grand ? Charlie , you got a silver tongue . Hey . We need to go . Where ? You want to stay in this town , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do on Friday nights . We go to the game . And we are not taking the Jag . ... to the first game of the season here at Mo Cavanaugh Stadium . How about a running game tonight , Coach ? That 'd be a good idea . Announcing the starting line-ups for your Blackwater Bengals . I ran this team , and we ran every time to the goddamn playoffs . Senior , Bo Bloch . At halftime , we 'll talk about it . Looks like a fucking Texas high school team , for Christ 's sake . Oh , Bic ! The junior fullback , Max James ! Hi , Jeremy . How are you ? At halfback , the senior , Hunter Fletcher ! Can I ask you something ? You 're so strong . How come you never played football for my daddy ? I bet , if you played , you would 've been a real big star . You want to take a walk with me ? Why not ? My daddy 's not going to find us . Come on . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 'll be fine . Come on . Number 64 , the freshman , at left tackle , Jonah Spink ! Come on . Hey . Hey , oh . Guys ! Man , hey . Hey , oh . Take your fucking hat off , man . Get off me ! Some fucking respect for your country . Fuck , man ! Fuck you ! Kick ass ! Fucking football ! Play some ball tonight ! We 'll kick some mother_fucking ass tonight ! How you doing ? Let 's do it ! Go , go , go , go ! Go , go , go , go ! Oh ! Bust ' em up ! All night ! Yeah ! Bengals ! Bengals ! Bengals ! Bengals ! Bengals ! Bengals ! Bengals ! Bengals ! Bengals ! It 's okay . You do n't have to be scared . It 's a nice spot , right ? This is where we come when we want to be alone . Do you like being alone with me ? No , ma'am . You know , you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm not going to hurt you , okay ? When I kiss you , do you want to be alone with me ? You kiss real nice . Has anyone ever told you that ? Go , go , go , go ! Go ! Go ! Go , go , go ! Number 12 , Hunter Fletcher , out of bounds ... Hey . Charlie , y'all seen Janice at all ? I ai n't seen her , Coach . Where the fuck is she ? Missy . Hi , Coach . Y'all seen Janice anywhere at all ? No , I have n't seen her . Maybe she went to the ladies ' room or something . Hey , y'all seen Janice anywhere ? No ? Not at all ? Okay , fine . What ? Hey , Coach . I saw her talking to Jeremy Niles . When ? Where 'd they go ? I do n't know . Not fucking Jeremy Niles ! You saw her talking to Jeremy Niles , you do n't say a word ? You know better than that . Hey @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Break it up . Hit him ! ... charged against number 20 , Reggie Wilson . There are flags all over the field . Are you okay ? Yeah . Do you want to go ? We can go . I want to stay . Okay . I want to try something , okay ? Okay ? Do n't worry . It 'll be nice . Janice ! Shh . No , it 's okay . Where are you at , girl ? Janice ? Shh ! Jeremy ... Shh ! Janice ! Put his ass in the ground ! Janice ? " They heard the voice of the fourth beast say , ' Come and see . " ' Stop it ! Kill that motherfucker ! Yeah ! Shh . Shh . Hey , Janice ? Come on , now . I 'm not mad . Shh . Shh . I am going to kill this fucker . I 'm going to kill him myself . Shh . Come on . Let 's get out of here . You want to go ? Let 's go . Let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't got shit , man . Nothing like what we were . You remember that ? Use the left sweep all night . Y'all have a good night , now ! Oh ! Oh ! Charlie . Charlie ! Come here . Charlie . Come here ! Come down here . That fucking Niles ! What 's that , Coach ? Niles has got her ! That fucking Niles has got my Janice ! Is there anything I can do ? Listen , Amy ... David , look out ! Shit . Are you okay ? Yeah . What is that ? Oh , my God . Oh , my God . Oh , God . Niles ? Oh , Jesus Christ . No . No , no . Do n't . Do n't touch it . It hurts . - David . I know . I know . I did n't do it . I know you did n't do it . I did it . It was me , and I 'm sorry . It was n't you . Niles , stop . David . Stop it . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? You 're going to be all right . Amy , I need you to get in the back . Oh , my God , David . David , he 's hurt . Come on . Oh , my God , David . Is that bone ? David . I did n't do it . Baby . Baby . Baby . We need to take him to a hospital . Get in back . Shit . The nearest hospital is 40 miles away . We 're going to take him to the house and call an ambulance . Oh , shit . Was n't me . I did n't do it . Okay , I got reception . I did n't do it . - You did n't do ... You did n't do what , Jeremy ? I did n't do it . No , he 's just babbling . He 's babbling . He 's in shock . 911 . Hello . 911 ? Ca n't find him anywhere . I looked in the locker room . I looked all over this goddamn parking lot . I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ y'all ! Chris ! Bic ! God damn it ! Have you seen him or not ? The ambulance has been called up to the old Wilcox farm . Jeremy Niles had an accident of some kind . He 's up there . - Thank you , Page . We 'll check into it as soon as the game is over . I am fixin ' to kick your ass . Wait . Just Chris . Coach . Sit down , you fucker . What ? Niles is up at the Wilcox place . Janice with him ? They did n't say . I guess we best get up there and find out . Let 's go ! You up for it ? Let 's do it , Coach . Sit down . Yes , sir . Sitting down . Dumbshit . Come on . Come on . God damn it . Sit down , you fucking dumbshit ! Okay . Just have seat , Jeremy . There 's no fucking reception ! It 's Jeremy time ! Y'all stay here . Fuck that . No , I am ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Coach , let 's just keep our heads here . Let me handle it . I 'll get Niles out . Promise . - You best . Stay the fuck . - Bic , Chris . Check the barn for that goddamn Niles . Go on . Get . Come on . Does it hurt ? You 're all right . Amy . You need to send him out . Get him upstairs . Send him out , we 'll all be friends . I did n't do it . Shh . Is that Niles ? I did n't do it . It 's okay . Send him out , Amy . It 's all right . Why do you want him , Charlie ? We need to talk with him about what he did to Janice Heddon . Jeremy , come on . Keep walking . Well , we ca n't ... We ca n't do that , Charlie . Look , Janice was with him , and now she 's missing . We need to find her . And we 're going to . Well , listen , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ justice into your own hands . I do n't care what you think he did . What the fuck are you doing ? We 're not going to take justice in our own hands . We just need to talk to him . You 're just going to hurt him , Charlie . Oh , no , you are ... You 're wrong about that , Mr . Hollywood . We 're going to do much more than that . Now , you send that fucking Niles out here , or you are going to see a rain of all hell on you and your own house . You hear ? We want that pervert ! Coach , look , I understand you 're upset . Oh , for fuck ... I know you 're worried about your daughter . I get that , but I ca n't send him out to you . Look , maybe you guys should be out there looking for Janice right now instead , you know ? I 'm sure she 's fine . Fuck it . I 'm going to cut his fuckin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ polite , Charlie , or are you going to help me find my Janice ? Bullshit . He ca n't get away with this . That shit ai n't right , Charlie . Mr . Sumner protecting him like that . Not when my little girl is missing . All right , Coach . Yeah . See , we get Jeremy , and we 'll find out what happened to Janice . I can goddamn promise you that . Get that shotgun . Get that motherfucker . Tell me what happened . Can you talk to me ? It 's just me . Talk to me . For Janice . Damn straight . That 's right , Coach . I 'll go around the house . I 'll see if there 's some other way in . Did something happen to Janice ? Talk to me . Please . - Amy ? I know you can hear me ! You do n't want the world of hurt coming your way , honey . He done something to my little girl ! To my Janice ! Amy , he 's just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You protect that child molester ? Huh ? Shit . David . Amy . They have guns . Amy ... David . Hey , Jeremy . Nothing 's going to happen to you , buddy , okay ? We 're going to protect you . Why ? Why ? Yeah . Because he 's my responsibility . That 's why . It 'll be okay , Jeremy . Come on to the window here . Amy . Jeremy . What has happened to Janice Heddon ? Tell me so I can help you ! Fuckin ' cool it . Christ , man , come on . Oh , man , you hear that ? - Amy ! - Is that the ambulance ? There we go . Look at this . Aw , fuck ' em . It 's the sheriff . Hey , boys ! Hey , boys ! Hey . What 's going on ? Well , what 's going on ... Looks like the local war hero 's arrived to save Jeremy Niles ' ass . Is that right , John ? Put the goddamn guns away @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Take it easy , John . Easy . - This ai n't Iraq . Putting it down . Come on , Coach . Let 's put it down . Fuck it . Fuck it . I 'll cool out . Thank you . What the hell has gotten into y'all ? Out here drunk and shit with live weapons ? Somebody 's going to fuck around and get killed here . Goddamn right , somebody 's going to get killed . One fuckin ' hair on the head of my little girl is touched by that fuckin ' retard ! No , somebody will fuckin ' get killed . That 's right , Coach ! Somebody will fuckin ' die . - Mr . Sumner in there ... Stupid son of a bitch ! He 's protecting his ass ! He 's fuckin ' Johnny fuckin ' ... Fucking bullshit ! This is crazy , David . I 've been trying my best not to lock you up . Please do n't make me do it . You want to fuckin ' lock me up ? Why do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it ? Get your fuckin ' black ass over here and try it . Come on . Put the guns away and calm him down . Baby , stay here . I 'll handle this . We 're standing around here holding our dicks , wasting time . This is bullshit , man . God only knows what he did to your girl , Coach . Sumner . Mr . Sumner , you got to send Niles out . It 's all going to go by the law . You have my word . I 'm sorry , Sheriff , but I 'm not ... I 'm not going to give him to you . You 're with them . That 's not true , Mr . Sumner . Just doing my job here . He gon na treat that scumbag like a victim , read him his fuckin ' rights . You know he 's just going to let him go . Come on , guys . Let 's go around back . Yeah , hey , maybe we can get in through the basement . All right , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get state police up here , and I 'll turn him over then . These boys are n't going to hurt him , if that 's what you 're worried about . They 're good people . They 're just concerned about Janice . You have my word . He 'll be in my custody . Behind you ! Coach ! Coach ! Jesus , Coach , what the fuck ? All right , Amy . What the hell happened ? Okay , Jeremy , just stay there ! Stay there ! Hey , John . John , look at me . - He 's dead . - David , are you okay ? - He 's fuckin ' dead . Coach ! Did n't have to fuckin ' shoot him like that , man . Amy ! Stay away from the windows ! What 's happening ? He was going to let Jeremy Niles ... David , did they shoot him ? Did they shoot him ? Yes , they shot him . Yes . David , fuck ! What was I supposed to do ? It 's a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here . I need you to help me . Fuck . I need you to help me . Come on . Come on . Fuck . He was going to let him ... Get it the fuck together , Chris ! Oh , God . David . They do n't work , David . Those fucking guns do n't work ! Okay . He 's done something to Janice Heddon . We do n't know that . He 's done something to Janice Heddon ! We got to finish this up ! We 're all accessories now . That 's the way the law works . They saw us . I need you to help me move this . We got a job to finish . Man up . Fuck . They 're not going to come out , guys . So we have to get in . Get in that fucking place . All right , Coach . We want that pervert ! This is for your daughter . Gon na get you , boy ! Are you okay ? Yeah , I 'm fine . I 'm fine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Somebody 's going to come . That 's what I 'm talking about ! Come on . Come on . David , there are five men with guns outside . I know that . How are we going to keep them out ? I can keep them out . Every window bashed in ! Maybe we should give them Jeremy , David . No . No ... Amy . Maybe if we just give them Jeremy ... Amy . Amy , come here . Come here . No ! Listen to me . Niles is n't the point anymore . They 've gone too far to turn back . They 've murdered a man , and we 're witnesses , okay ? They want to kill us . They have to kill us . If they get in this house , we 're dead . Do you understand ? Fucking pervert ! Fucking pervert ! Fuck ! Amy , this is n't your problem . David . Please , David . Amy . Watch it . Shit ! Okay . Okay . Come on . I need your help @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Where ? Come on . Come on . Okay . Watch it . See the hole ? Set the pin . Come on , come on , come on , come on ! Come on , you 're almost ... David , I ca n't do this . I ca n't . I ca n't . Want you to go upstairs , get your daddy 's gun and shoot anyone that 's not me . Go . Go ! Jeremy , Jeremy , Jeremy . Get out of there ! Send him out , Mr . Sumner ! Charlie ! What is it ? Ca n't get in , man . Goddamn steel door . All right , let me try something . Whoo ! Damn ! Nice shot , Charlie ! Whoo ! Yeah ! Suck on it , Sumner ! Hey , man , what we gon na do ? Step away . Okay , okay , okay . Amy ! I 'm trying to fucking help you here ! You understand that ? Your husband 's gon na get everyone hurt ! No ! No , do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ God ! Shh . I ca n't ... Fuck , it 's cutting me ! Hey , hey , hey ! The glass is cutting my neck ! I hope you slit your fucking throat . No , no , no , no , do n't . Amy , it 's gone too far ! Let 's smoke him out . Come on , Amy ! Lighter . Gon na burn you the fuck up , man . How 'd you like that , Harvard ? Now , you send that goddamn Jeremy Niles out here , or I 'm gon na kill you all ! Okay , Coach . Where 's my daughter at , Mr . Sumner ? Where are you , you little son of a bitch ? Where are you ? Fuck ! You like that ? I 'm not fuckin ' around anymore , Mr . Harvard . I do n't even understand why you are protecting that monster . Oh , my ... Oh , God ! God damn it ! God damn it ! Motherfucker ! Man , oh , my God . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ little weasel . That conniving motherfucker ! I 'm gon na kill that fucker ! Shit . That son of a ... Son of a bitch got some man in him after all . All right , let 's end this . Yeah . That 's it . Let 's get him , Charlie . Run the truck in . Gon na ram the house . Let 's go . Goddamn fucking Harvard ! David ! I 'll kill him myself . They 're gon na ram the house ! Did you hear me ? I heard you . Get in there , Charlie . Yeah . Ram that fucker ! Come on , right through it ! Amy ? Get in there , Charlie . Come on , gun it ! Come on , go ! Get away from the window ! Amy ! If they come through that door , we 're gon na need those bullets . Okay , do n't waste the bullets . Come on ! Go , go ! Everything 's gon na be all right . She loves me . Oh , God @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wake up . Charlie , wake up ! Stay in the truck . You should n't have done that . Your gun 's empty . You sure ? David ! Shut up ! Jeremy ! Get off her ! Fucking asshole ! Get off her ! All right , enough , enough ! Enough ! Do n't fucking move . How ' bout it , Amy ? Want some more ? Do n't . That 's not why we 're here , Norman . Gon na put a fucking gun on me , Charlie ? Hey . Take it easy . Put it ... Put it down , Norman . Hey . We should n't have guns on each other . All right , huh ? I 'll put this down . All right . You make the call then , quarterback . All right , stand up . Do n't you give up on me . Stand up . Come on . Huh ? You could n't just let him go , could you ? You want your glasses ? Go ahead and put them on . I want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it down , Charlie . Can I ask you a question , baby ? Is that the shotgun from upstairs ? Mmm-hmm . It 's empty . Honey , do n't be scared . I 'm gon na protect you . I got ' em all .

@@5217741 Bastards ! She gave me her word ! You gave me your word ! Turned the straw into gold ! No ! My baby ! Please ! My baby ! No ! My baby ! Come on , to have a little fun ! Leave him to me ! My baby ! Kill the monster ! You 'll pay for having stolen the baby . Abracadabra , my magic act . I promised the baby . I turned the straw into gold ! Liar . This spell will last A thousand years . You can only break one desire , a boy , and tears sincere . Rumpelstiltskin ! You know my name . Rumpelstiltskin ! That 's what I call black magic . Rumpelstiltskin ! Kill him ! In the deep sea Rumpelstiltskin will sink . Babies , you can no longer steal . All Eternity to reflect . LOS ANGELES TODAY ZDE really like this music ? I 'm a cop rolled up , Russ . And it helps me to think , ? sabes ? Well , stop think and help me . Looking for a name flower for the child . It is by Shelly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Geranio ? Geranium . It 's vulgar . Yes , you may be right . Your partner is a genius . Done . While not exactly a flower : Orange Blossom . " - Azahar Stewart . - Need a donut . - ? Yo - Yes , stop here . Don glutton , I think it 's you who needs one . - Unit 294 , Code 7 . - Roger , 294 . Over and Out . - Hello , Mr . Police . - Hi . Agent McCabe . Shelly , what an opportunity . What does it do you think the name Azahar ? - I hate it . - You know , the flowers and stuff . I 've caught , John , but I hate it . I can not remove Russ Head , Shell . He loves . Stop flirt with my wife . - Hi , honey . - ? Azahar ? The worst so far . I forgive you because it is the brainchild of John . Z Communications are you ? Well , 8 months pregnant , and your son @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I 'm on it . I know , nothing happens . Just left of those marinated onions . ? Podr ? as buy a couple of jars ? Yes , I 'll buy half a dozen . ? Algo more ? Yes , frozen yogurt . You know , the one that goes so well with those onions . Largo , bitch ! Give me the keys ! Let me take the baby ? vale Take the keys , But let me take the child . Let me hold the baby ! ? Russ ? Stop ! ? Russ ? Drop the gun . ? Russell ? Russell , ZME hear ? Russ ! My God . Russell , answers , please . That answer , please ! Russ , he replies . Russ ! My God , do not let that happen . My God . It 'll be okay , Shelly . Take this mob here . - ZSE know something ? - Is still in the operating room . Dr . Anzinger have , the better . Quiet , Shelly . Russ is strong . Yes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ which of you lost virginity before ? Come on . Surely , slow runner , ZnO ? Okay , it 's a joke . Let 's get serious for a moment . ? Qui ? n has tits silicone ? A round of applause . Come on , it 's your choice . Porridge and orange viscose . open the mouth ? Puedes That 's fine . I must wash hungry ? Take a little more . Tina , think Zen men When you look ? Hey , is that you 're very inspiring . - ? Shell - Pasa , Hildy . - ZA time for lunch ? - Yes Toma , a spoonful the orange slurry . One moment . zPeRo what is this ? what happens makes Mel Gibson sitting there ? I look The child John Stewart . Look at him . No . What a monkey ! The " strippers " have you been a tiny underwear , and you get the money . If it were me , would long hose . This is the test for Max fake tits . Leap , girls @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ down . Wow ! I like him . Come on , sacudidlas well . Come on , girls . In the style of Chuck Berry . It 's a pig . Like all men . At least he is straightforward . I think you spend too much time here . I have a plan . Let 's go , to eat junk . And then to a store rare antiques . what happens you think ? I wanted to eat at home , quiet , ? vale ? Come on , honey . - ? Quieres practice ? - Yeah That 's the sun . ZTE remember ? Very funny . - Okay out a little , ZnO - Yes , very well . I am improving , but still I miss him . Me too , Shell . - Yeah . - Me too . ? D ? nde said that he was the store ? It 's a surprise . Come on , do not stop . ? Por this alley ? I love it . Matilda is something eccentric , but has everything . what happens ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lamp . Look at that . A bit strange , I admit . Something more than rare . Do not miss this here . It reminds me of " The House Horrors . Over all that . Vote for it . It 's closed . Sorry , come back another day . There is always closed . So much da now as another day . What baby cuter . Ah , my child . what happens you want ? I a man , but here there , Did you ? ? Entero or in pieces ? what happens this , my life ? What size more interesting . It looks like jade , with ... gold thread . Yes , but look at it . That face gives creeps , ZnO ? It reminds me of my ex-boyfriend . I know , has something . Give it up , dear . Not for sale . So is the price . No , not right for you . ? Por why not ? I powers . - Let me show you something else . - What does it is ? An @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? So says the legend . It 's magic . I do not think it is for you . I have a miniature skull . I think you 'll like it . The head of a large healer in the Amazon . We also went with him , I think . Not called back . ? Cu ? nto ? Go was invented story about the sculpture , ZnO ? I still think is strange . Sure , Hildy , is a very old carving . I used to be rare . ? Sabes how much it cost to make it ? Sure there is better than I paid for . I know , I had a momentum and I bought it . That happens with shoes . Make a wish . Knowing you , yours will be a man . How are you , Shelly . - It may ask for peace on Earth . - Sure . exotic dancer , muscular , narrow waist , chest , ass hard , hairy thighs . Blonde , blue eyes and mad about me . Easier as of peace on earth @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time . True . Thank you . Bye , John . Russ , not met our plans , Did you ? Do not grow old together . And you teach your child how to play baseball . I wish I knew your son . It 's so good . Wait a minute , Johnny . I 'm coming , my life . what happens happens ? You are a cagoncete , Did you ? We will change you . Zhol ? You are not dreaming , Shelly . It 's me , really . Your wish came true . Russell . I want my son . She 's a beauty . I can not believe it . I 've never stopped loving you . - ? Russell - I 'm in the shower , - Honey . My God , it was not a dream . - ? Russ - ? Por do not you go ? ZTE animas , sweetie ? My God ! My God ! has long been expected the desire and tear . - ? Qui ? n you ? - Who do you granted his @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ name . Son of a bitch ! Name wrong . I want my reward . Still , life . Quiet . Give me the child . True , a mother 's love . Touching . Fear not . I just want take his life . One more step and I 'll tear your head and I stick you in the ass ! I shudder of panic . You are serious , you bastard ! Do not touch me the hump , I 've been waiting long . I love Johnny . Oh , yes , that hurts . Sorry . You can not kill one without a soul . what happens hell are you ? More than expected , I suppose . I love Johnny . - I want the child . - Out of my house ! Quiet , honey . Come to Mama . That 's what I call a deep gorge . The distressed lady is a rogue . In a carriage without horses . That is not contaminated with blood . Boy ! Give me the child ! Yes , we are gathering evidence and search @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ through Rashad . ? Vale ? It 's done . Thank you . - ? Quieres another aspirin ? - I want a whole tube . No , I have taken enough . Hold on , sweetie . This too shall pass . what happens happened to my life ? Since the death of Russ , everything goes from bad to worse . Was one of those guys . The drugs they take today . No , Ben . He was a misshapen , as a satanic sect . I had pointed ears . I think , ? verdad , Ben ? Oh , Shelly . I know you well and I believe you . But I assure you The man who jumped out the window he is dead or badly wounded . The strange thing is that when he was hit , I thought I saw him smile . We have hospitals and checked the morgues . We will find the bastard . - I wanted my baby . - Shelly , no nothing will happen to the child while I have this job . Not while I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You will live with me until you are stopped . ? Recuerdas my friend , the psychologist ? He will come tonight , and you talk to her . The three we have a romantic dinner . No men , except our little man . You 're lucky . Why disappear monsters . I could not tell the police I saw my husband . But was there , I know . And I made love . Shelly , imagination can be very powerful . Especially if there is stress . I know you think you have been with him , but I also believe that - try to cling to his memory . - ? Estoy crazy ? Absolutely . It 's totally normal . In fact , ? Quieres hear my theory ? Well , it is only a hypothesis . Yes , Shell . His hypothesis cost $ 150 per hour normally . Rumpelstiltskin ... This will not lose me . The Tales of Grimm dan very afraid . ZnO was that in which , or guess your name either take your firstborn ? It 's what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ called him a bastard . Almost . It 's a story from your childhood . Still you . Listen . " Rumpelstiltskin was an evil man , who stole the firstborn miller 's daughter . " How strange . It is very strange . Your maiden name is Miller . ZLO pillas ? You 're the daughter of a miller . It 's so strange . You said Zhe imagined all this ? Just say it is not unusual . ? Quieres my professional advice ? You need a vacation . It 's the one and I am a girl released . That is , work . You 're right , tomorrow 's business . - Thank you . - It was a pleasure . Let me see the child once more . It 's adorable . I think we 're going to be . Good evening , Hildy . Thanks for the delicious dinner . Wow . Well , good night . Bye . I 'll bring a blanket . I love the couch . Rocky , What does it matter ? what happens happens to that dog ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will be a cat . It 's funny . One is looking for a dog guardian and when he barks , or case . Come on , Rocky . To disturb the neighbors . You 're safe . I 'll get your blanket . The sofa is already released . It will be wobbly in the middle . You can not imagine the wedding who have slept in it . If I told you ... Well ... Here . Now , to sleep . - until tomorrow . - Okay . - The child will be fine . - I know . ? Hildy ? - Good evening . - Good evening . The deformed man gave a wish on the miller 's daughter . A change just wanted to his firstborn . Villagers burned with all he could beat him : Fire and chaff . ? Barcia ? Barcia ... what happens is chaff ? It must be like the " kryptonite " . My God , no ! Quiet . I was awake . I heard him and I mourn caught . Sorry , Hildy . I am @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to the cottage from my parents for a long break , ? vale ' s an order . Shelly , get out ! I 'll take the brat . No ! Mothers . You 're all alike . Dame the boy , dammit ! You 'll have another . Get in the car ! No ! Go ! No ! A bitch less . And now for the boy . Stop ! I 'll see you soon midnight ! That 's it , my child . Go away , asshole ! Interesting armor , sir . Your steed ... I want your horse . ZnO should be in bed , moron ? There is little Johnny . I 'm coming , little Johnny ! Your Uncle Rumpel is underway . Hold on , John ! Damn ! With your permission . Just what I needed . Another bad habit . There will need to many blacksmiths , I guess . My chariot of choice . Made in America . With this powerful coach , I will be invincible . Make way ! " Land of bakers . Land of bread @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thank you . You have to help . Look , there 's a ... Thank you . I show a sort of satanic monster . I drove all night , broke the engine ... Help me ! Fuck , aunts you are very good , - in her underwear . - Z Communications ? - God , I 'm in my underwear . - Yes , in the middle of nowhere . Normally I see sand , rocks or a turtle . But some legs as well ... Z Communications ? ZME has heard right ? Zest crazy ? You have to take now . Hey , I 'm going to spend a quiet camping weekend . I 'll take , but I do not know if I deviate much my route . I do not know if he has money for food , gas and stuff . And we have not yet spoken From what I draw from this . Sir , that is a baby . And put it in my car . There has never been a baby in my car ! I have no time for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with many horses . Not for nothing , but is better in her underwear . - Do not believe me , Did you ? - Well , I had almost convinced . But what of to put his broom by mouth ... - It is true . - So be hoarse . Please , Sir . Recognize it . After swallowing a broom , be dead , Did not you think ? - Do not believe me . - Zle strange ? Zun fairy tale come true ? I want this guy in my program . ? Rumpelstiltskin ? Zr ? b babies and never returned them ? That 's my man . You have to present it . My God , you are . The asshole of the TV , Max Bergman . - Wow . - It has taken quite a bit . ? Qui ? n chases ? I love when the plans go well . Rewind . Fall of a third floor hit and one arm torn off . z still alive ? I do nt know . The last time I saw him , my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ us . It 's him . It is Rumpelstiltskin ! do you run ? Por I just want the baby . - It 's him . - I understand . It is for " Jokes " . ? Qui ? n has mounted ? ZMI agent ? Uh , Mr . Rumpelio . No account yet come to my show ? It 's short . They say that is good in bed . And aggressive . I see it in person is also an asshole . Let 's play pilla-pilla . Your turn ! The truth is that it is a good conductor . No fair ! Broadcaster skinny against Satan on wheels . Faster ! Stop ! I can with this . I 'm an asshole , not a hero . It 's going to kill us ! This is just ! We will die ! My life starts to go before my eyes . My boat ! Right ! Now that 's smoking ! I had to save two years to buy ! I wanted to go camping ! Shut up and out of here ! Got it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's see if we continue . It 's not as bad conductor , let 's face it . - Speed ! - Zest crazy ? Ma'am ! - Warning ! - Shit , get it ! We got it ! I 'm no bad , you to be a hero , Zeh ? I never lost " Knight Rider . " A bump on the road . Rumpelio not succeed . Forward , dedicated charger . Z Communications gets it ? A lady afflicted a baby crying and a dangerous route . What a Wonderful Life . We have a problem . - And you say it . - No , another . There are brakes . At least I had an airbag . Zest right ? No , this is no longer strip . Do not cry . Quiet . You 're right . I must be strong . I have an idea . Come here ! Maiden , ? por what you resist so much ? Uh , Rumpelio ! Here is your baby ! Come and get it ! My little Johnny . Timing Bruce Willis . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ horse . Zen what was I thinking ? Rumpelio , What does it do you think if we leave ? I guess that 's a " no " . I just want to little John . My God ! That way , no ! Over here ! Come on , move ! No ! Move , go ! No ! Not now ! Come on , start . Shit ! Come to papa , little one . No baby . I 've been deceived . Shit . Come on , start . No ! I 'm going to die ! I 'm Fucked . That does not leave . Yeah ! Rumpelio , that will teach you how to get you not with a Super-Max . Max , you 're the best . My God . Zmax ? How high are . Easy . Careful . Go nightmare . Yes , the Lord has explained One of Indians . Yes , you too wordy . And he falls short . Jesus , poor man . Wait for me in the car . Threatening Storm . I 'll call the coroner @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ go . Holy Virgin ! The fire me feel bad . what happens demon ? We make it easy . AI car ! Shit , shit , shit ! They will not believe us . Why should they ? There is a dead cop and the patrol car is stolen . We are outlaws . Well , we 're not , but as if we were . Sorry . It 's what you do When a guy gets hysterical . It works . But what I say is true . If we survive , better to act as outlaws . ' s hide in that restaurant abandoned . I 'll be Thelma and Louise you . Temperate . Hot , hot . Come on , run . Come here . zA you waiting for ? I 'm glad I brought all this for camping . ZDE really going to camp dress well ? Yes What does it matter ? Take a coffee . Thank you . And also for the jacket . I 'm sorry I got in this mess . What the hell . A chase at high speed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ My ideal hobby . Well , maybe not be such a jerk . Nonsense . I 'm an asshole . So I make my living . Max Bergman , professional asshole . - ? Ad ? nde going ? - AI bathroom . It smells like baby . A baby named Johnny . - What does it do ? - I ... I tried to call to my friend Hildy , but it works . Wow . You might just as well . I found this . I do nt know , maybe you like . Cuchi-Cuchi . I like me . It 's all my life , Max . ? As ? is it what it feels like ? Yes , Max . Here , little one . Here . To you , my life . If you want , can be your friend . Toma . Here . Yes No , not straw . - It is a fairy tale , Max . - And you say it . Not a real holiday . No , Rumpelstiltskin . It 's real . I thought I was hallucinating , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there is . Z Communications has come , suddenly , to be ninety ? I do not know . - Do not know . - Not bad . My God , sculpture . Z Communications ? The sculpture of desires . I brought my own home . Okay , quiet . Nothing can stop you . ? D ? nde bought it ? I do not know . I do not know , - in a store . - Think . Yes , Matilda store . She will stop it . - I still have the receipt . - We can call . I have a mobile with my camping stuff . Freeze , police ! - Quiet . - The hands behind his back . Quiet , nothing happens . Now I fix it . There are listening ! It is a grave mistake . I am innocent . Women do not know . Undesirable , murderers of policemen . You are wrong . - ? Saben Who am I ? - Yes , a clown . - I am a TV star . - First the head . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No , please ! Do not take ! - Joe , take a look . - I got it , Sheriff . The pain subsides . The death is approaching . I have that baby . What strong . I grab like in the movies . - Zhas called my lawyer ? - No , Matilde . ? Ten ? as right to call and squander a Witch ? you think you can help , ? vale , Max ? I think in the end end this nightmare . You 're going more slight , young man . Come on , fine . entourage and warm . Come on . How cute . ? Joe ? ZME hear ? What does it matter ? ? Joe ? what happens happens ? ? Joe ? Ztod right , Joe ? Zest right ? I spy . What does it look ? Take this . we throw this filth away . Look , honey . ZLO see ? It 's much nicer . Come on . What baby cuter . brewed coffee , Kalish . ? Kalish ? ? D ? nde @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good . Tell me where is the baby . Tell me . Tell Rumpelstiltskin . ? Qui ? n 's there ? What does it matter ? Hands up ! Do it or I 'll shoot ! Hands up ! Zha seen my baby ? where is the child ? Help ! ? Alguien hear us ? We 're here ! We need help . Police emergency . My son , my son ! Help ! Now I do . ZME hear ? We need help ! Magic . Help ! We 're trapped ! Emergency . ZME receive ? ? Oigo a crying child ? Yes , I think so . S ? quennos here . Help ! Do not move ! Hands up , now ! ? Ese is little Johnny ? Help ! ? Pueden hear us ? We 're trapped down here ! Look at him . It has happened , do not cry . Do not cry . I understand . Sleep child , go to sleep . That will come coco and eat you . My God ! Has Johnny ! I know , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'll kill him , Max . I do not know how , but I 'll post . Johnny ! Come on , walk not find it . There are the keys . Come on . I do nt know , we 're lost . What the hell . Did not you hear the engine noise ? It comes from the engine . Continued from back there . Matilda ! - zesasn is Matilda ? - The child . Wake up , Matilde . Wake up . Damn it , wake up . ? Para what he wants my son ? ? Ad ? nde going ? If a witch tells you not to buy , obeys . - Matilda , What does it 's going on ? - No soul . - why steal babies . - Johnny 's soul No account yet ? Z Communications hell steals a soul ? - Z Communications ... - If I remember correctly ? - You 're a witch . You should know . - He 's a legend . My memory is not is the one that was . Okay , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ see . Well , I think a moment ? vale ? Think about it . You need a mother 's lap , before sunrise . In a graveyard . Z Communications overcome him ? With fire and chaff . - Sure . - No . ? Barcia ? What does it hell is that ? Straw , dear . Straw vulgar and ordinary . ? Cu ? nto is for the sunrise ? It 's over , bitch . Now die . - What does it happens ? - God ! I do not see anything , sir . Zest crazy ? - What does it happens ? - He 's dying . Let me . Save the child . The magic words ... like in the story . You must repeat Three times . You said something about a cemetery . Wait . Here it is . Look . There is a cemetery at Peak Mountain . And now the cemetery . what happens lap said a mother ? The child must be in the arms of his mother . But you 're here . Right . I am @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm not there . No problem . Come on , Dora . Hurry . Not much left for daybreak . All a mother . In the lap of a mother , child . Do not cry , small . Your soul soon to be mine . Yes Forces of evil , to start the spell I ever released . Shut up , boy stinky . My destination is near . Soon you will no longer exist . No . Not now . I do not stop . - Up there . - Come on . Let the baby go from the dead . No ! S ? camelo off ! This is not a fairy tale . Die , bag of worms ! Johnny , Johnny ! Magic Dust , I command that these two des brake . No ! Poor . Johnny ! A deal is a deal . No ! Come on , Shelly . ' ll Kill us . - My son ! - Come with me , I have an idea . Come on , hurry . I saw when we entered . I think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about the fire and straw ? Well if the story is real , we just have to find fire and straw say the words before dawn and be saved . But we do not know the words . It 's her name . It 's on the story , Max . She had to guess his name . Do not cry , my child . At dawn you will be mine . Your mom , my name will not guess . And my plan will be consummated . Sleep . Before dawn , your soul will be mine . Damn ! The fire dragon it has been quiet . What a shame . My God , I can not believe it ! No , no , no ! Oh yes . Stallion of lives . Barcia ! Barcia fire ! ? Qui ? n laughing now ? No ! No ! No ! Rumpelio , ? ad ? nde going ? ? Quieres away ? ? Por do not you sit a while ? Shit ! Come on . No ! No , not now ! Come on . Shit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Johnny ? ? D ? nde is my son ? I do not know . He ' know where my son . ? D ? nde is my son , you bastard ? It singed . Shelly ! never found your son , bitch . ? D ? nde is my son ? You 'll have to kill me to find out . Tell me where ! Your baby is gone . No way . Will burn in hell . Rumpelstiltskin . Rumpelstiltskin . Rumpelstiltskin ! Johnny ! He 's here ! Here ! My God , is here ! Done . Hi , honey . How I love you ! Max , you 're crying . No . It 's the smoke . Let 's see if I still arm responds . Ready to throw the dwarf . Bergman on the right , and throws it back into space . And Rumpelstiltskin leaves the game forever ! - Well ... - Max , has been a hero . The end of my career . Yes , because no good for wimps . Well , maybe you feel like going @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a fairy tale . I was thinking a documentary or something . what ever ? Por lame me baby ? You can teach me . We have become friends . Look how I look . That , or is it love or is there diaper change . Three years Look what I found ! Mama , look what I found ! Look what I found on the edge ! - Look how beautiful colors . - Yes they are , honey . - ? Puedo take him home ? - Sure . It is very interesting . You can take it home .

@@5218041 Thank you , sir . Have a nice day . Next in line , please . Ooh , a week in Hawaii . I 'll fill in for you . Are you sure ? You just take your honeymoon before I change my mind . - Thank you . - There you go , sir . - Thank you very much . - Have a nice day , sir . Next in line , please . Hey , Darnell . I did n't know you had an account here . As a matter of fact , I never saw you out of the projects . Shut the fuck up and empty the fucking drawer ! Empty the drawer ! Next in line , please . Come on , Darnell . Darnell , do n't do this . Now come on . Stop , please . Why are you playing ? It 's not a fucking game . Empty the fucking drawer ! Hell , no . I want nothing to do with this . Everyone get on the fucking floor now ! Get the fuck on the floor ! Give me the money ! Come on . Let 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Get your ass on the floor . Give him the money . Lay your ass down ! Stay there ! Hurry up ! Fill it up ! Give him the money ! Give him the money , bitch ! And hurry up , God damn it ! I said , hurry up ! Give us everything in the drawer . Oh , my God ! - Do n't cry now . - Hurry it up ! Here . Here . Take it . It 's yours . Go ! Go ! Go ! Shit . Oh , my God ! Come on , man ! Everybody stay down ! Is everyone OK ? Why do n't we take it from the top ? I thought we covered everything . How well did you know the perpetrator ? I 've just known Darnell from around the way is all . We live in the same projects . Frankie , will you do me a favor ? Just tell me one thing , and we 'll get out of here . Sure . What 's the procedure when you 're being robbed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Now ... what 's the procedure when you 're being robbed ? You pull the money clip from your right-hand drawer ... and then you signal with the left hand . You signal with the left . So you know the procedure . Yes . The procedure has been told to me over a million times . So why is it ... if that procedure 's been drummed into your head ... a million times ... you got that procedure down ... why would n't you follow it ? Because he had a gun ! And I went for my clip , but he shot her . He shot her right in front of me . I 'm afraid we 're going to have to let you go . That you knew the perpetrator does n't sit well with us . Wait . But that 's not right . I have n't done anything wrong ! I ca n't help who I know ! Mr . Zachary , just last week , you gave me a promotion ... and now you 're going to take my job away ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the bank ? How do we know you 're not in collusion ? Collusion ? Let me tell you something ... I am here at 2:20 sharp every morning ... and I work my ass off until quitting time . Yesterday , I counted $240,000 by hand for you ! That 's how you should know ! I mean ... come on ! This is just not right ! I nearly got blown away in your tight-ass fucking bank ... and you 're going to fire me ? - Calm down . - You could n't even wait ! You did n't even bother to ask me if I was thirsty , sister . She 's involved . I want everything you have on her . I thought I said a Seventies graduation party . Seventies , Halloween . What 's the difference ? You 're the only one in the neighborhood ... to give a Seventies graduation party . Anyway , T.T . , Jajuan ... y'all look awfully groovy tonight . You like it , girl ? Thank you for following directions . Simple directions . Look at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as he wants to be . I know it . Can you believe he 's going to college ? Man , I remember when you was just a little scrub ... always trying to follow us around and shit . On that tricycle . Y'all always trying to mess up somebody 's game . Please . What game ? Whatever . Stony , you got a ten I can borrow ? We need some more chips . Stuff running out . Come on , college boy . You 're the one that 's going to be making all the loot . You have to stop spoiling that boy . You 've been taking care of him since your mama and daddy died . What you got ? You ai n't drinking none of this shit . Stevie , what 's the problem ? I 'm not going . I ai n't going to college . What ? All right , look . Do n't start tripping , OK ? You can not change your mind . We got into UCLA , and that 's where we 're going . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a scholarship . They did n't give you a scholarship ? But we told them the only way we could apply ... I know . All right . Well , do n't worry about it . I 'll take care of it . It 's probably just because I 'm a January graduate . How are you going to take care of it ? You can barely pay the bills around here . I 'll just get a job . I 'll help around here until ... No . Wrong . We 're going to stick to the plan ... and we are definitely getting you up out of here . I ai n't hearing what this fool ... Good afternoon , ladies ... and gentlemen . All right . Listen up . Now , these good white folks are trying to recycle ... all of their glasses , plastics , and aluminum ... and you bitches putting all the shit in the dumpsters . You gots to recycle . Who had 104 ? I did . You did n't empty the cans in 104 . I 'm docking your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ supposed to be ? Goddamn Mighty Morphin fucking Power Ranger ? What you going to do ? I 'm docking her pay ! Speaking of pay , I thought you said ... that you was going to pay me under the table . They 're taking taxes out of my check . I do n't even got enough money to pay for my baby-sitter . On this good earth ... there are three peoples I do n't mess with ... the " I , " the " R , " and the " S . " But I got my baby-sitter ! If you do n't like working for Luther 's Janitorial ... why do n't you just take your broke ass home ? Otherwise , shut the fuck up and get back to work ! You one cold-hearted motherfucker , Luther . Get back to work . You did n't have to talk to her like that ! Tisean , you have got to learn to stand up for yourself . Did y'all hear what happened to Frankie ? Our Frankie ? Lorenz and them robbed a bank . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's wanted in Nevada , Arizona ... He 's damn near professional . What 's he , twenty-one ? - They 're getting younger . - Yeah ? I want everything you got on his young ass ... where he hangs out , who he knows , where mom lives . Everything . I want it all . Look at that . Check that out . His hair . What is that ? " A ... P " ? What 's that , a nickname ? " Asshole , perhaps " ? Oh , fuck off . Cleo ... when you gon na fix this raggedy shit ? Never mind my shit , fool . Frankie , I heard what happened at the bank the other day . Keep your head up , girl , all right ? Up . Up . Watch this motherfucker . That 's all right . Your shit is original . Damn right . Do n't worry , my shit is going to be tight . Cleo , you 've been fixing up this car since seventh grade . Do you know Lorenz and them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Damn . See , that 's what the fuck we need to do ... rob a bank . No . That 's crazy . Really , though . The four of us could take a bank . If that crackhead Darnell can rob a bank , we can . Twenty Gs would save my life right now . Stevie needs tuition . Well , too bad we ai n't some hard-up ... crackhead motherfuckers like Lorenz and them . Then we could do some suicidal shit like rob a bank . But we ai n't crazy , so we ca n't . So now you making the rules ? Frankie , please ! Ai n't nobody over here going to be robbing no bank . You 're right . We ai n't going to rob no bank . Let 's just go in there and blow it the fuck up ! Here you go . Can you believe after working at that bank for two years ... I ca n't get a recommendation for another job ? All right , I 'm going to hook you up with Luther . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a job . Ursula , come here . How you doing , Ursula ? What 's up ? What the fuck is up with that ? She do n't talk ? Not really . Girl , next time I page you , you better be calling me back . Excuse me . Drink , please . What 's up , girl ? That 's a cute outfit . Want some ? Hey , Stony , look , girl . There 's Nate Andrews . Girl , did n't he want you to work in his car lot for him ? Yes , and that 's not all he wanted . You going over there ? Yeah . I 'm going to see what he wants . So how much money could I make selling cars for you ? Well , it depends . I mean , you can make ... two Gs a month on commission . - That much ? - Yeah ! I told you you needed to get somebody who could help you . Nate , before I come work for you ... I need an advance @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fix . Oh ! I can do that . But I mean , Stony Newsome ... you got to give me a reason to do that . You know what I mean ? What would that be ? Come on , now . You know . Let 's go for a ride , huh ? So when do I get my advance ? I do n't know . Tomorrow . Maybe the day after . Nate , before I do this , I want my check . Whoa . Look , you 're not getting no check from me ... until I 'm done , you understand ? This ai n't right . It 's not even worth it . Shit . I 'm in a bind , Nate . Some other time . I really need this money , Nate . What the fuck is that ? It 's Frankie . It 's her first night . - What 's wrong with you ? - Nothing . Look at this motherfucker . Bet you he ai n't never held a broom in his life ... and she ai n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a ugly-ass baby ! You know , white people be having some old water head ... crying-ass , ugly babies . I ca n't unload these things without dropping them . Frankie , relax ! How can you stand the smell of this garbage ? - The shit ai n't that bad . - Ai n't that bad ? Cleo , you live in a garage ! Girl , it 'll be OK . And you ... stay out of it . Damn . Look at my nails ! Shit , girl , you been bitchin ' all night . Stony back there acting all stank-a-dank-dank . That 's all right . I got something for that here . Ow , girl ! That hurt . That 's the only way you get the knot out . Yep . I rolled this one good . Blunt talking to me , motherfucker . Stop it , girl . Stinky . There . Cleo , I done told you I 'm strictly dickly . I 'm going to tell Ursula . You 're going to tell nobody . Check out Stony . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get her ass all quiet . Look at her sitting over there . Hey , you fucked up , ai n't you , girl ? What ? What 's wrong with them ? You know . Every time we get high ... you start looking like Sugar Bear . For real . Y'all cold . You do kind of look like Sugar Bear . Fuck all y'all . Simple bitches . Cleo , do n't get salty . Damn . Before they started laying people off ... they was paying folks fifteen dollars an hour at that place . Man . That 's good money ! For fifteen dollars an hour , I 'd be all ... " Fuck , I 'm right here . " What I got ta do , Sir Ass Motherfucker ? " They 'd have to pull me off that damn machine . Shit . That overtime would be twenty-two fifty an hour ! I do n't know what I 'm going to do . Now that Luther 's taking taxes out of my check ... I 'm making half as much as I used @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we take a bank . Now , see , I 'm with that shit . Y'all niggers done lost your mind . We might as well not even talk about this shit no more . I 'm talking about it . Ai n't nobody going to stop me from talking about it . Well , talk is cheap ... nigger . Wait . I mean , you know ? Frankie , you gon na get slapped . What ? You always talking shit . You want to blow the bank up , now you want to rob it . Frankie want to blow up the bank Frankie want to rob the bank I ai n't heard nothing about that . I said , hang up the phone . You know who that is . Yeah . I got ta go . I 'll be over . Do n't drink up my champagne , man . Peace . Champagne ? Whatever . I ai n't got time . Look ! Did your sister come through for you or what ? - Where 'd you get this ? - Do n't worry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Just look at the digits . Stony , there 's something I got to tell you . Look , I know this is hardly enough money ... but I will get every ... No . Listen to me . I did n't get into UCLA ... and I 'm not going because I did n't get accepted . You did n't get in ? Do n't go off on me now . Do n't you tell me not to go off on you ! Do you have any idea what I had to go through ? Do you ? I 'm not staying around for this . You are going to hang around for this , so do n't move . Why did you have to lie to me ? Stony , you know how long you told me ... that I had to go to college ? Well , I 'm sorry , but maybe that life is just not for me . Shit . Who is it ? Lorenz , it 's Stevie , man . Come on . Open up , man . Hey , Lorenz , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a bank . I did n't rob no bank . I heard your party was awful good . You know why I did n't come . Your sister do n't like me . She be trippin ' . Nah , she cool , man . To let you tell it . Here , Mr . UCLA . Here . You all right ? - Yeah . I 'm straight , man . - All right . Hey , that " AP " is phat . " Acorn Projects . " Man , I thought you knew ! Oh , well ... You want this ? No , man . I 'm straight . No . You know your sister whup your ass . My sister ai n't gon na do nothing . Tamika , hook him up . He ai n't from Acorn . Fuck all that . Get the clippers , hook his ass up . Take your ass in the kitchen with your raggly ass . You talk too much . Come on ! Ai n't nothing funny , man . Go on . You , too . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ champagne . Freeze ! Get down on the ground ! Get down now ! Get him down ! Get him down ! Get down ! - He 's got a gun ! - Wait ! - Waller ! - Check apartment " L " now ! Get me an ambulance ! Get me a medic ! - He 's up there ! - Get me an ambulance now ! Come on , God damn it ! Stay with me here ! Get me a fucking ambulance ! A fucking champagne bottle . Open that , quick . Get down ! Shit ! I did n't do nothing ! Goddamn pigs ! What you fucking with me for ? - Man down ! - We 've got it covered ! - Get in here ! - Go , go ! God , no ! What have you done ? Excuse me . This motherfucker . If you need to talk , if you have any questions ... I hope you wo n't hesitate to call . There will be a full investigation . - No ! - All right . OK @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you got ? Stevie Newsome . No priors . Good student . Headed for college , I hear . Both parents killed in a car accident four years ago . God damn it . We can do this . We can get some wigs , some sunglasses , and it 's on . Y'all gon na have to do this without me . I keep thinking about Darnell getting killed and Lorenz shot . That 's because Darnell and them were a bunch of damn fools . They do n't know half of what I know about banks . What if something goes wrong ? What if somebody gets hurt ? Listen to me . You 're just scared , baby . Ai n't nobody gon na get hurt . That 's why this is the perfect crime . I know this too well . What about all them folks ' money ? - Insurance . - Dumb-ass comment . Look , we 're just taking away from the system ... that 's fucking us all anyway . You know ? Let 's do it . Excuse me . How @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'd like to open up a new account . Right this way . You can open up an interest- bearing checking account ... with a thousand dollar deposit , if you like . - It 's up to you . - A thousand dollars ? Do you have long lines ? Not too bad . We usually operate with about fourteen tellers . Actually , I 'm a manager in corporate banking upstairs . I do n't know what these folks do down here ... but when I saw you , I said to myself ... " Self , a woman that fine ... " As fine as you are , and you are that fine ... " Needs to have her own personal banker . " So I could n't help myself . She smiles . Come on , now . Ms . Dorsey , I 'm new in town ... and I swear to you , I do n't do this all the time . I know you do n't know me from Adam . I do n't know what your plans are tonight ... Do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out ? - Maybe . Keith , well , I see you 're in new accounts now . Nigel , thank you . Thank you for your observation there . These people are going to kill me . Now , can I have your number ? But I 'll take yours . Well , what were you doing in there ? I was just talking . But I thought we was here to case the bank . That 's what I was doing . He has an inside track . He works here . Plus he grabbed me . Did he ask you out ? Maybe . So you ai n't gon na tell me , huh ? Well , maybe he could put a smile on my face . Girl , Luther is gon na kill you if he sees that baby . - T.T . , What happened ? - I had to bring him with me . Hey , wait . Whoa ! Do n't put him there , please . Put him over there . Come on ! - Come on ! Move it ! - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time ! Let 's go ! Let 's go ! Open the elevator ! Open it up ! Hurry up ! It 's all right . I think your son is going to pull through just fine . - Yes . - Can I see him ? You need to speak with Ms . Wells with Child Protective Services . No . I know you ai n't fixing to take her son . Wait , hold the fuck up . That was an accident . We was right there , looking right at him . It was n't two seconds ... I need to talk to the mother alone . Ms . Williams , the boy has been severely poisoned . I 'm sure it was an accident ... but we 're going to retain custody just to be sure ... the child is n't suffering from neglect . That 's my son . I would die for him . He was in an unsafe environment . He should n't have been at the workplace with you . I did n't have a choice . I do n't have money @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ prove you can take care of him . Kids get into poison every day . Not in the workplace . To us , that spells neglect . Now , Jajuan will remain in our custody ... until you can pay for proper child care . What if I ca n't come up with the money ? Like I said , you will get a court date . At that time , the judge will decide what will happen . Please ! You ca n't take my baby . I 'm going to die without my baby . Tisean , come on . I 'm gon na die without my baby . T . T , we 're going to handle this . Fuck this shit . You know what you got to do . You know . You in ? Come on , T.T . Cleo , take the note to the merchant teller . She will have at least twenty grand . On Wednesdays , Sears makes a big deposit ... so she could have thirty-five thousand . I give her the note and tell her not to give @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from the right-hand clip . If she does , she 's setting off the alarm . " Do n't give me any bait money ... " and if you come out of that right-hand clip ... " my gun goes in your mouth . " That 's what I 'm talking about . Let 's go through plan " B . " Plan " B " ? Fuck this planning shit . Why ca n't we just kick butt with these motherfuckers ... and go up in there and take all the fucking money ? Why ca n't you just listen for once ? Plan " B , " Frankie . Stony , when Cleo goes to the merchant teller ... you start to survey the line for the cow . Cow ? There 's going to be a cow up in there ? Stop smoking weed . Cleo , the cow is just a small vault on wheels . They push it from window to window ... depending on which teller needs cash . If the cow is there , it 'll be open ... and we 'll have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ talk to Black Sam . Black Sam , she want to talk to you . Damn . Shit . - So what you need ? - A favor . Yeah , well , what else is new ? Come on , Black Sam . After all them cars I done stole for you ? We 're going there , huh ? All right , check it out . Y'all can roll with that right there . We ai n't robbin ' stagecoaches . I need something I can set it off with . Y'all ai n't bullshitting ? We want them guns we were shooting . You 're tripping . Y'all ca n't afford them guns . That 's why it 's a favor . I 'll bring them back ... with interest . With interest , huh ? Check this . What 's up with hooking me up with your homegirl , Frankie ? Interest . That 's it , Sam . It 's like that . I 'm going to let y'all use my shit , right ? But if y'all get caught ... I 'm already knowing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm coming back for that Uzi , too . Bruce , go on and hook them up . The right shit . All right . Come on , baby . What have we got here ? Bullshit . Fucking bullshit . Now , that 's what I ride to . OK , ready ? Y'all OK ? OK , wait a minute . Let 's just wait . OK , let 's just wait . Just for a second . What 's wrong ? I ca n't do this . Frankie , she 's right , OK ? We did n't case this bank . We cased Downtown Federal . They 're all pretty much the same . I ai n't feeling this , Frankie . This ai n't right . Everybody get down on the ground right now ! Put your hands up ! Everybody stay down ! Go ! Go ! - All right ! - Turn around ! All of y'all , turn the fuck around ! - Do n't move ! - Move back ! Move back ! Turn around , girl ! What the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Pull out the drawer ! Put the phone down ! Put your arms up ! You better lay down ! - Do n't move ! - Y'all just be cool ! Do n't move ! Do n't move ! Stay there . Fuckers ... what are you looking at ? I 'm a bitch with a gun ! Two ! We 're taking too much time ! - Come on ! - Here we go . Move it ! We 're almost to the door . Come on ! Go , go ! Now , that 's how you work it . That shit was brilliant ! Frankie , we robbed a bank ! Listen to me . That is a lot of money . Are we going to get away with this ? What do you mean ? What does this look like ? Is it ours ? Shit ! Did you lock that door ? - Where have you been ? - I caught the bus . We were n't ready . You know we were n't ready . Look , if I did n't set it off @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ two months . I had to push off ! It worked , did n't it ? Look , Tisean , it 's over . We got about ... - What ? - About twelve Gs . Twelve thousand dollars in sixty seconds . Why do n't you come over here and sit down beside me ? OK ? Come on . Sit ! The vehicle stolen from here today was IDed ... as the getaway car in that South L.A . Bank job . I want to run prints on all these . See if anybody shows up . All right . Dust everything . Moi . And ... T.T . T.T . ? She ai n't getting a cut . Look , Frankie , I ai n't for your shit tonight . T.T . Needs it more than any of us . She did n't do anything . She walked out . Who the fuck cares ? She was there . No ! She did n't do nothing , so she ai n't getting nothing . Forget it . Frankie , I do n't want your money . If @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it over with ... because I am sick of your shit . I need that money . It ai n't you I 'm mad at . Damn . I 'm sorry . I was tripping . You 're my girl . I need this . You are so special , Frankie . Still ai n't do shit . Waller , anything ever come up on that Francesca Sutton girl ? The bank teller suspected ... of being in collusion in the Pan-Pacific robbery ? Nothing . Clean as a whistle . OK , run this again for me . - Come in for a drink ? - No , thank you . - You sure ? - Yeah . All right . Let me get my jacket . I could have come and picked you up . No . I needed the exercise , thanks . - You look great . - Thanks . - What ? - Nothing . I 've just never been out with a guy like you before . A guy like me . What does that mean ? I see . You must be used @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ eat ? Maybe you could show me someplace in your hood . - In my hood ? - In your hood . No , you ai n't trying to flow like that . I might be trying to flow like that . You 're probably from Harvard and all . As a matter of fact , I am . I still got to eat . I 'm still very hungry , so could we please feed a man ... give him some nourishment or some sustenance ? That 's all I 'm asking ... Miss You-need-to-starve- **27;2389;TOOLONG . This is really a nice restaurant . It 's black-owned . I like that . Do you come here often ? No . I 've never been . I just heard about it . So where are you from ? D.C . Have you ever been ? Nope . No , but that 's where the mayor got popped basing up , is n't it ? Nobody 's perfect , right ? It 's a great town , though . I really miss it . Anyway , I came directly from New @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you ever been outside Los Angeles ? When I was in New York , I was working on Wall Street ... and before that , " B " School ... Business school . I 'm sorry . I wanted to go to business school . Really ? Financing ? Marketing ? No . Typing and bookkeeping . I 'm sorry . Is that not professional enough ? It 's just hard for me to believe that you 're this hard ... when you 're so beautiful . And so tough . Not tough . I do n't think we have anything in common . I do n't want anything from you . I really do n't . I have no expectations , no demands . I am quite content ... just listening to you ... sitting here ... staring into those beautiful , pretty brown eyes . Are you cross-eyed ? No . Your head is just small . My head is small . Makes my eyes go this way ... because I have to focus in on your little peanut . No , I 'm just kidding . This @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's home . I took the lease over from my brother ... who brought me to L.A . Do you feel free ? Hell , yeah , I feel free . Well , I do n't feel free . I feel very much caged . Caged ? What are you doing about it ? What do you mean ? What are you doing to get out of it ? What are your plans ? Where do you see yourself in five years , Stony ? I do n't know . That 's what I 'm saying . We do n't plan for the future , as a people . Have you ever thought about it ? Just put some serious thought into seeing your future ? Well , I worked really hard to keep ... a roof over me and my brother 's head ... to keep clothes on our back ... And I planned on sending him to college . That 's great . Then he should go to college . He 'll go on and accomplish tremendous things ... and be great and wonderful , like his sister @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did n't realize . - It 's OK . - No , it 's not . I 'm dealing with it . You are , are n't you ? Is that a cabernet or a merlot ? Damn . - Take care of it . - All right . Captain Fredricks , sir ? Do you remember the Pan-Pacific bank robbery ... where four people were killed and the subsequent arrest ... where a young man was shot and killed ? We 're still getting bad press with that . I 'd like to bring in his sister Lita Newsome . I think she 's one of the bank robbers . What you got ? Right now I 've got a girl named Francesca Sutton . She 's a teller at the Pan-Pacific bank ... and I 'm relatively certain she was connected . Go on . Francesca Sutton and Lita Newsome are best friends . Right , that 's a big coincidence ... but there 's also a physical likeness ... Do you remember the headline ? " Innocent student killed by cops . " Now you want to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she knows someone ... who may be friends with a bank robber ? You 're goddamn right ... What the hell 's wrong with you , Strode ? No way ! Can I get a tail on her , sir ? What part of " no " do n't you understand , Strode ? The " N " or the " O " ? Oh , shit , now . Watch it ! Fuck them niggers . Yeah ! Watch it , honey . Here it come now . Yeah , now . Shit , girl . What is you ... Cleo , how come you ai n't been to work in a week ? ' Cause look what I got here . I bought my baby some new things . Check them out . Luther said you 're fired . We got to act like nothing 's different . You need to get to Luther 's and get your job back . Man , Luther can kiss my ashy kneecap . This money got you tripping . I know you out of money by now , Cleo . Now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What the fuck is y'all thinking ? Hold up . We said once , Cleo ... to get us enough change to get out of here ! That 's all it is , Stony . We need some real money . I do n't know how far out of town you plan to get , baby sister ... but you ai n't getting far on three grand . Really ? All right , Louise , you take Thelma over there ... and y'all go rob another bank if you all that . Fuck you . I know you ai n't fin to back down on us now we need you . I want some more mother_fucking money . You are real high ... and you acting real stupid . You need to get that gun out my face . Shit ! Do n't you ever fucking raise a gun to me again ! Or what ? What ! Are you going to hit me , motherfucker ? Stony , we go back to first grade ! You been my peeps for twenty years ! Get off of me ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ no more . Yeah , well , fuck you , too ! Fuck her ! ? Ay , qu ? linda ! Come on in . How you doing ? I 'm all right . You sure ? All right . Hope you like Mexican food . We have fajitas , enchiladas , special sauce . Have a seat right there . You say you do n't travel a lot . This is what we 're going to do , Stony . From here on out , I cook . We eat . You pick the country , starting with Mexico . Now , sit back . Relax . Take a load off your feet . Smell the aroma of Mexico and the sounds ... What ? I just got a lot on my mind . You want to talk about it ? What do you think about friends and money ? I think they do n't mix . Why ? I just had a very big argument ... with one of my best friends about a money situation ... and I do n't think we 're gon na be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ money . It 's not worth it . The money you can replace easy . Friends ... real friends ... you ca n't . Do n't sweat it . You have the answer to everything , do n't you ? No , I would n't say that . I 'm just sharing my experience with you . Who do you think you are ? I 'll be your genie if you let me . Your every wish is my command . Cleo , you know you was wrong for what you did to Stony . Fuck her ! Fuck Stony ! We 'll do this without her . Wait a minute . Let 's suppose Stony put a gun in your face . What would you do ? I would have slapped you , too . Come on , now . I was n't gon na shoot her . You know how I get when I 'm faded . You still was wrong . T.T . , what 's my girl gon na do ? I know you got to step to that judge ... and prove you got some @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ without Stony . I do n't want to give that ho no ride . Why do n't you stop acting like a baby ? Bingo . Come to me , baby . Oh , yeah . Grin in that photo . You love to see it . Hey , Waller . Tell me something ... did I or did I not say all these women run together ? Do you feel me ? I thought that you would . Work with me , baby . Look , I 'm sorry . You 're sorry . Let 's just put it all behind us . Come on . We been through worse . Apology accepted . But you know you need to come back in with us . You ai n't got enough money to get out of town . You 're right about that . But I want more than that . I mean , is this the only way ? See , ' cause I want to be somebody ... who does n't have to do this , you know what I 'm saying ? Stony , you can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we ai n't nothing but hood rats . Now , I can live with that . You ca n't . The hood is where I belong . I mean , what am I going to do in Hollywood ... or Thousand Oaks or some shit ? Man , shit . Why do we got to roll over and accept that , though ? We got to have a plan . What does our future look like ? Where do you see yourself five years from now ? I do n't know ... and I do n't care . And I ai n't thinking about five years from now . I 'm just trying to get through today . What the hell ? Cleo , I know you did n't come to work . Ai n't been to work and do n't call nobody . I 'm broke , Luther . I know you gon na give me my old job back ... ' cause do n't nobody take shit the way I take shit . Shut up before I stick that mop up your ass , Luther . You better @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to work ! Ladies ... and gentlemen ! There 's been a rift in this family ... and that is not good for business . We want a plan like it was . Back to work , see ? If only Tisean and Stony will come rob the bank with us . We started as a gang of four . We must always be four . Don Stony from the Bronx , what is your opinion ? Should we rob the bank ? Only way I can return to this family . If we do this one more time , we do it right . Get enough money to get us up out of here for good . T.T . , you agree ? Cleomenza , no more funny-looking underwear ... for your little girlfriend . Cleomenza ... no more ... fancy cars . The shopping sprees ... Cleomenza , can you respect our conditions ? Can you live with the terms that your dons have set forth ? Yes , Godfather . Tisean Scalina from Detroit ... are you cool with all of this ? And you , Don @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's terms ? All right , then . We back in effect . Next stop is Balboa Savings Loan . Think you can do that ? Hurry up . You got it ? Come on , Cleo . What are you doing ? - Pass me a tape . - No . Let 's go . I ai n't going nowhere till you pass me a tape . Take that shit and let 's go . - Help me out . - Please do n't . Come on . I 've been out here all night . I 'm sorry . Come on . Just a couple of bucks or something . I 'm sorry , ma'am . Sir , please , will you stop ? You 're annoying our customers out here . I 'm not hurting anybody . Come on , man . I want you to move down and leave our people alone . Now , I 've been asked to come out here ... Come on , man . I 'm not hurting anybody . - You 're drunk . - No , I 'm not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it ! You , down ! Hands over your head ! Back away from the drawers ! That 's right , you ! Move back ! Get down ! Open that drawer ! Fill it up ! Let 's go ! Did you hear what I said ? Down ! Back up ! Back up ! You , up ! Let 's go ! Oh , please ! Oh , please , mama ! Bitch , would you shut the fuck up ? Nobody move ! - What 's going on here ? - We 're having difficulties ... I 'm not bothering anybody . Come on . What 's happening ? A minute and a half ! Come on ! Just get your money . Do n't be a hero . Let 's go ! You ! Open up the cow ! We need backup over here . We got a vagrant that 's drunk and disorderly . Would you send another unit , please ? Come on ! Let 's make it ! Move it ! - Let 's make it ! Come on ! - Cover me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... ladies and gentlemen ... not today . Hey , you ! Keep your hands down ! Everybody face down ! Face down ! Let 's go ! Let 's go ! Keep him in line , girl . - Down ! - Hey ! Come on , let 's make it ! Hey ! Do n't . Do not . Where 's Cleo ? Come on ! Let 's go ! Let 's go , God damn it ! You are crazy , Cleo . Holy shit ! Move ! Move ! Oh , shit ! Oh , shit ! Yeah ! We dig that shit ! The way you busted through that wall ! We did it ! I thought it was over , with the cops right outside ! Where was you going ? I was coming to get y'all 's asses ! What about T.T . ? The way she got the drop on the cop ! If you think of anything else , give us a call today . - Where 's the girls ? - Took off in the Suburban . The getaway car @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ theft reports from near the 21st Street garage . Getting in way over their heads , are n't they ? They do n't fucking know it . Man , counting money is harder than working for Luther . I 'm getting dizzy up here ! Two hundred and ninety-six thousand and counting ! - What 's that ? - Seventy-five thousand apiece . Seventy-five thousand apiece . That 's a lot of money . I 'm rich ! Look at all of this . Look , this is what we 're going to do . We 're going to keep scrubbing floors for Luther ... like we 've been doing . Nothing 's changed . We get Jajuan , and in three days , we are out of here ! I 'm going to miss you all . Well , what happened ? What did she do ? Girl , you know you coming with us . I got money ! You run the CDs from the parking garage ? Yeah . They 're clean . Give these a try . It 's all connected . All right . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ putting the money in here instead of at home ? If the police track us down , that 's the first place to look . All right . Stony , listen . I 'm substituting for my boss tonight ... at a party for the National Association of Bankers ... at the Biltmore , and I 'd like for you to come ... Damn it . That would be really nice . Great . Listen , be here early , like 6:00 ... because I do n't know what time the limo 's coming ... since you wo n't let me pick you up . Limo ? Black tie . Limo . 6:00 . I 'll see you then . Y'all are real rude . I know you heard me on the phone . Do you like it ? Yeah . You look great . No , you do n't . No . It 's colorful . We 're late . I 'll be right back . I told Frankie I look like a box of crayons . So , you like ? It 's real nice . You got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ spending a lot of time together lately ... and it 's been nice . We 've been real straightforward with one another , honest ... but I have lied about one thing . What have you lied about ? Let 's take a little detour . Alex , do me a favor . Change of plans . Take a right at the next light , and I 'll tell you from there . Should we go ? You 're doing great , baby . Enjoy yourself tonight . - Champagne ? - Yes . Thank you . Are you nervous ? - Do n't be . - OK . You are the most beautiful lady in the room . Do n't you ever forget that . Hey , Nigel . How you doing , buddy ? - How you doing ? - Patrice . Thank God you 're here . I was getting tired ... of making clever banter with Ross Milner . - Hello . I 'm Nigel . - Hi . You 're Miss New Account . Your follow-up is impressive . I taught Keith everything about corporate @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Lady . There are some heavy hitters here ... Muchigawa from Sonawa . Yeah . I saw Storum from Citibank over there . Check this out ... if a terrorist blew this place up ... the banking systems of Japan , Europe ... and the United States would never recover . I thought that a room full of dead bankers ... meant that the world would be a better place . My wife . So , Stony , are you in banking also ? Yes ... in a way . Wells Fargo , B . Of A . , Chemical ? I prefer to create my own personalized portfolio ... reflecting an original , diverse taste in funding sources . Well . Always got me in trouble . Always raiding sororities . So he has n't grown up yet , but we 're working on him . Right . He seems like a nice guy . No . He 's terrible . I hate him . He 's a good guy . I want you to know ... this is one of the best nights of my life . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ now ? Well , for now , but it 's not my life . I 've just borrowed from pieces of yours . Borrowing 's not a bad thing , as long as you return the favor . Look at all your friends . They all own banks . Where I 'm from , you 're lucky to have a bank account . I just want to get out of here . Have you ever felt like that ... like you just wanted to get up and go ... and move forward and you ca n't ? Baby , you do n't have to go anywhere . Stay with me for a little while ... and then you decide if you want to stick around . You think about it . With your fine self . You crazy . Hi . I 'm Pete Rodney . I 'm taking over for Luther . Where 's Luther ? He ai n't cleaning this building no more . He got out of the business . I 'm going to ... - Hi . - How you doing ? This motherfucker better not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Come on . - It 's gone . I 'm going to kill this motherfucker ! Come on . Yo , Sam . You got company . Hey , Sam , you seen Luther ? Luther came by here earlier . Looked like he came upon some dollars . Had this shit all permed up . What 's up ? We got twisted , man ... our money and your interest . That 's why that fool was acting crazy . See , now you 're fucking with my money , though . But I know where he at . He at a hotel over there on 55th ... 55th and Ninth . Thanks . Got a little something for that ass , baby . Climb out the pussy for a minute , Luther . Find it ! Look all around this room . Tear it up if you have to . You think you slick , huh ? Check her stuff , too . You slick , right ? You better be here for a good goddamn reason . Money is a good goddamn reason . Where is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm going to ask you one more time . Where 's my money ? Cleo , look , I do n't know nothing about no money . You do n't know what the fuck I 'm talking about ? What the fuck is this , huh ? Look at this shit ... watches and crystal ... and shit you done bought with my mother_fucking money . Talking all that nonsense . You do n't know what the hell I 'm talking about . Now look ... I ai n't lying . What the fuck is this ? My money . All right , bro . Oh , my God . Oh , fuck . " Alissa Lyons , 423 Moorpark . " You did n't see none of this shit , right ? All right . Just a little fucking insurance , baby . Now where the fuck did Luther hide that money ? I swear I do n't know . Damn it , do n't give me that ! You know ! I swear I just met him . - Come on . - Give me the money ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so . This weekend . Italian . I 'll call you . Man , I ai n't trying to hear this shit today . Which one of you girls smoked Luther ? I 'm thinking it was you ... because you 're the only one with any priors . I do n't know what the fuck you talking about . I 'll tell you what the fuck I 'm talking about . We 're going to take a ride down to Parker Center . Man , you ai n't got probable cause for shit . All you 're doing is participating in a lineup . And for the record , having a witness ... is one fuck of a lot better than probable cause . Get in the car . Today ! Take this home . Call the girls . - They ca n't see me ? - Just your imagination . Looks like they 're looking right at me . Do you see her ? The person that killed Luther Morris ? Take your time and concentrate . Face right ! Do you see her ... the person that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Be sure now . Do you see her ... the person that killed Luther Morris ? Look at her ! Get a real good look , real close . Right there . See her ? The person that smoked Luther . Nope . Can I go now ? You 're real cute . They got Cleo , and y'all fucking killed Luther ! He would n't give up the money . He was about to kill Cleo , so Tisean shot him . Now I got Cleo in trouble . - Damn it ! Shit ! - I 'm sorry , Stony . Look ... they 're going to be after all of us . We 're going to take that bank downtown . Are you in ? No , I ai n't in ! Hell , no ! You ai n't got no fucking choice . And you do n't tell me what fucking choices I have , Frankie ! That 's armed robbery ... and it 's murder . You said we were n't going to hurt anybody , Frankie . Girl , I got to have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And I ca n't go to jail ... for killing nobody . I need you . I really need you . Cleo , what happened ? You all right ? Baby , go pack our shit . Them motherfuckers was all over me ... but I represented . Now the problem is , they on our ass now ... and we got to do two things ... rob another bank and get the fuck out of here ... or we going to be in jail by tomorrow morning . I say we hit Downtown Federal . That 's where the most money 's at . I 'm telling y'all , we could get five hundred thousand . Fuck it . We hitting that shit . Simple as that . Look , Stony , we hot ! We all facing a murder rap ! Does it have to be Downtown Federal ? What the fuck is that ? What , did you go and play us ... over that bumpy at the bank ? Fine . It 's on . I know you have a court date tomorrow . Good luck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ think everything 's going to be OK . I 'm sure it is . Come here . Everything 's going to be just fine . Come on . Let 's go . OK , ladies , will that be all ? Some more coffee . I do n't think you should be drinking so much coffee . You making me nervous . How the fuck is my drinking coffee making you nervous ? - I do n't know . It just is . - OK , OK . Listen up . Nobody 's ever successfully robbed this bank . I wish you would stop saying that . The nearest freeway is a mile away . We got to stick to the plan , all right ? I know y'all sick of wearing them wigs . What you got ? I got some other stuff in the car . Thank you , ladies . Cover my share until I finish robbing this bank . Shoot , I 'm broke . Do n't look over here . I am , too . Y'all ... we do n't have enough money to pay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What the fuck is this ? - What are you doing ? Trying to find some mood music . Fuck it . Radio . Look at that . Yo , what 's up with that dress ? You going dancing or something ? What you got ? One for you ... one for you . Check it out . There has been a rash of these robberies ... in the Los Angeles area as far east as Pasadena ... and as far north as the San Fernando Valley . They seem to know the inner workings of each bank . Wigs and sunglasses aid them in their disguise . Their m.o . Is " in and out . " Please do not be misled by the fact ... that these four bandits are females . Once they get in here , it 's not going to be ... " Stick them up and give me your dough . " Your lives are going to be in jeopardy , and that 's a fact . These girls are the real deal . They 've gotten real good at casing the banks @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What the fuck are you doing ? They know the intricacies of bank security systems ... and more importantly , they know how to get around them . They may even have a contact on the inside , so be aware . Obviously , they do n't appear this way ... when they 're on the street . This is Keith . Keith , listen to me . I need you to meet me at the soul-food restaurant ... in five minutes . Baby , why ... I 'm leaving right now . You be there . Come on . Let 's do this . T.T . Detective Strode . You have a question ? Are we done here ? Actually , we 're just wrapping up . I 'm going to leave a copy of that tape here . - Thank you for your time . - I 'll show you out the back . Thank you , ladies and gentlemen . Please be safe . Please be careful . All right . Y'all do your thing . Now get down and do n't move ! - Get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Do n't move ! - Get down ! - I said down ! Get the fuck on the ground ! Right now ! You ! Put your hands up ! Down ! Do n't fuck with me today ! Put your hands up ! That 's right . Down ! Can I get you anything ? No , thank you . All units , silent alarm ... Downtown Federal building , Seventh and Spring . Proceed with extreme caution . Suspects armed and dangerous . Can you believe this ? - God damn it ! - Shit ! Do n't move ! Let 's make it ! What the fuck is wrong with you ? Do n't move ! We got a minute and a half . You , down ! You , do n't move ! Get some more money . Do n't be greedy . Let 's go now ! Get it now ! Let 's go . Do n't move ! Stay down ! Hands out in front of you ! Come on ! Let 's go ! Do n't move . Do n't make me hurt @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thank you for your cooperation . Yeah , we goin ' . Move it ! Ladies and gentlemen , nice and smooth . Stay down ! Do n't move ! Lita Newsome ! Do n't do this ! Put the gun down . Put it down ! Do n't do this . Cleo ! Fuck you . I know the deal . I do . And I 'm sorry about your brother . I 'm sorry about Stevie . I 'm sorry he 's dead , I swear to God . But do n't do this ! Stevie was enough ! He was enough . No more killing ! Put the weapon down . Stevie was enough . Stony , put it down . Come on . There you go . What are you doing ? Motherfucker ! Help me . Hold on ! Come on , baby . Come on ! Come on . Come on . Let 's go . Let 's go ! Hurry up ! Back it up , back it up ! You 'll be OK . Come on , Frankie ! Damn ! Damn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? We robbed this motherfucker , and she gon na be all right ! Frankie , listen . I need you to drive this car really fast ... and get us to the hospital , OK ? Go ! This motherfucker 's not going to make it . We got to switch cars ! You do what you got to do . You listen to me ! You are gon na make it through this . You understand me ? It does n't hurt . We 've been through a lot together , have n't we ? - I 'm OK . - That 's what I want to hear . I want to hear you 're OK . Yes , I know you OK . Just hold on for me , baby , OK ? Come on , Frankie , man , drive this car ! You better tell them to hurry up . Come on , you guys ! He gon na be mad at you . You do n't worry about Keith , OK ? If you 're worried about that tattoo ... you 're going to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ use right now ? I could use a banana flamb ? . Remember those banana flamb ? s we had that time at that restaurant ? They were so good . Remember ? Come on , Stony , we got it started ! Let 's get her ! Come on ! Come on ! - Sorry , T.T . - We ca n't stay . Let 's go ! Come on , let 's move it ! Suspects are coming closer now . Police reports indicate that the women ... are from Los Angeles . They 've been identified ... as Lita Newsome , Francesca Sutton ... Tisean Williams , and Cleopatra Simms . You 've just seen these alleged bank robbers ... avoid an L.A.P.D . Blockade on the First Street bridge . However , the police are still on the suspects ' tail . We 'll try to follow the action as best we can ... You got to drive faster ! Faster ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! That was a close one . Here we go again ... the suspects barely @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ police vehicles in pursuit at the moment ... but the L.A.P.D . Helicopter next to ours ... has clearly got a bead on them . I just checked with the L.A.P.D . Liaison , by the way . He 's reporting that this 1962 Chevy Impala ... Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! I 'm going ! I think I lost them . You lost them ! You 're good . We have visual contact with suspects ' vehicle ... on Second Street tunnel . - Shit ! - Damn ! Damn it ! What are you doing ? - Come on . - Fuck ! OK , let 's think . Let 's think . Let 's think . - All right , get out . - What ? Get out and lean up against the wall ... and in sixty seconds , I want you to run that way . Cleo , fuck , no ! Hell , no ! Stony , shut up ! We got to split up ! We got to . Look , I 'll catch up to y'all later , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hold on to it . Come on . Come on . Let 's go . All right , motherfuckers . Suspects are on the move . You want it ? Here it go . Here we go ! Me and you ! They 're gon na ram us ! We got to dump these clothes . I love you . Oh , God . You be careful , OK ? And now the police are all over the suspects ' tail . Ai n't that your girls ? Hell , yeah . Damn . That 's fucked up . I just checked with the L.A.P.D . Liaison , by the way . He 's reporting that this 1962 Chevy ... They through . Helicopters and shit . Ai n't no escapin ' that shit . Get set ! Hold your positions ! Step out of your vehicle ... with your hands in the air . Step out of your vehicle ... keeping your hands in the air . We 've just had ... a horrible moment here . This is ... our greatest fears for what would happen today . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's events . Damn . Dad , sit down . Freeze ! Drop the bag ! Get your hands where we can see them ! Slowly turn around and drop your weapon ! Get your hands up ! Wait ! Wait now . You wait , Waller ! God damn it , you wait . Listen to me . I 'm taking it off here . I 'm not carrying , OK ? I got nothin ' . You wait ! Tisean is dead . Cleo is dead . She 's dead . All you got is you ... and now you got to save you . Do you understand me ? Now , I need you on the ground . Wait ! What 's the procedure when you got a gun at your head , huh ? What 's the fucking procedure ... when you got a gun at your head ? It 's over . We did it ! Cleo ! Sit ! Man , I remember you was just a little scrub ... always trying to follow us around . Stony , I 'm glad you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @

@@5218241 555-0136 . In case you check in , I 'm heading for the airport early . Meet me for coffee . They 're gon na mark you tardy . I 've got court today . You working late ? I can if you are . Thought I 'd take you to the Palm . I 'm wan na get my dad one of those weather radios . The nothing but weather one's ? Now that he 's on the water . Get him a book . Let him dope it out for himselt . He 'd like that . You 'd like that . He does n't think the weatherman 's gon na lie to him . He wants to know it a hurricane 's coming . What 's wrong with the Palm ? It 's Friday night . It 'll be crowded . You like it crowded . Okay , let 's go to the Palm . If you 're just killing time -- Help ! Did he talk about God ? Ask it God said anything back . It we can get him to say God speaks to him -- That thing 's cordless . What else @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on the phone . She 'll be right down . What does he know about the democratic process ? I got ta go . - Got any cash ? - Sure . I need a half a million bucks . Harold Cornelius is gon na run against me as a write-in . - He 's a nut case . - With drugstores and a lot of money . - Where 're you going ? - New York . New Hampshire will not stand for him buying a seat in Congress . - This guy is Elmer Fudd . - Yeah , sure . Jessie 's birthday is Wednesday . I said we 'd both be home . Sure . Attention all aircraft . Convective Sigmet three Echo in effect ... for Washington-Baltimore area . A line of thunderstorms 60 miles wide moving ... from 260 degrees at 15 knots with tops to flight level 350 . Wind gusts to 60 knots and possible lightning . I said I would n't take PAC money . That 's when we did n't need it . What do I say now ? Do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you God ? I do . Name and occupation for the jury , please . William Van Den Broeck . I 'm a sergeant in the internal Attairs Division ... of the District of Columbia Police Department . What 's your job ? Internal Aftairs is responsible for investigating ... incidents or allegations ot misconduct ... involving sworn officers and civilian employees of the District of Columbia . Plane to Miami now boarding . Does he think we 'll let him get away with that ? Depose Henry . Sure . I 'll see you . Sergeant Van Den Broeck ... you had to take a test to make sergeant , did n't you ? There 's a written exam . It I put into evidence records that show 56 ofticers took the same test as you ... and you did better than 54 of them , would that be about right ? Look it up . The point is , you 're a smart guy . Number two on the written , 11 years as sergeant . How come you 're not a lieutenant ? - Where are we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're white ? Get out ! She can not do that ! Your Honor ? From 11 News , this is a special report . May I help you ? I 'm looking for a gift for my wife . Is there an all-weather radio or just for weather ? It 's for my tather-in-law in Florida . I got a couple back here . I 'll show you . From a Southern Airline spokesperson ... a normal crew is two pilots and three cabin attendants . The aircraft involved was a 737 ... which normally is configured for seats from 96 to 138 -- - Where 's this ? - Down in the Bay . Anything happening ? School cops at king took a nine out ot this girl 's locker . Same gun got logged into evidence six weeks ago . Weapon in a drive-by . ... at an altitude of reportedly 8,000 feet ... when it veered off course and began a steep descent . The only thing he is n't short on is cash . He will buy a million dollars ' worth of TV @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ buy . I can beat him if I can get on television myselt . The issue here is whether someone totally unsuited for public office ... can buy his way into the United States Congress . I hope your answer 's no . I said " buy " ' too many times , right ? Let 's eat . You got no lunchroom here ? Here 's what we got . We got a gun that was used in a homicide and killed someone . Then it got stolen out of the property room . Maybe some cop sold it . Then we 've got you in possession of that gun . We ai n't got no lunchroom . Some tool say he found some gun in my locker . I would n't know . I was n't there . I ai n't possessing nothing . How did it get in your locker , Shyla ? Do n't use my Christian name like we gon na be friends . It 's my impression you were n't in the market for corporate support . I hate making these calls . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need the money . We had a good relationship with your father . He understood the communications business . We appreciated that . - Who 's doing your media ? - I guess I was . Never needed much till Cornelius came out of lett tield-- Right tield . What do you think of Carl Broman ? Offshore breeze and clearing this afternoon . Low tonight in the 70s . So ? Juvenile 's got her brother for knocking over gas stations . She 's holding for him ... but she ai n't gon na talk to us . - We can get her a week in detention . - Yeah ? How ? I 'll lose her paperwork . You 'd do that ? Hold her without a charge ? For a week ? Sure . If she wants to go home , maybe we get a name . Dutch , line three . Van Den Broeck . Clayton and George Beaufort . Friday 's payday , I guess . Stick with them until Alcee and I catch up with you . I want this son of a bitch @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did n't do anything . We were just talking . Do n't even think that way . Shit like that makes people hate cops . Grab a radio . You got a car for me ? Not the " pimpmobile . " This is surveillance , not narcotics . This is it . Your wife called when you were in court . Things came up at work . She ca n't eat with you . Call betore you go home . The tail section of the Southern Airliner is sticking out of the water . You can hear choppers . Choppers are getting a better look . Search and rescue operations -- About an hour ago , with a reported 103 passengers on board . There 's Clayton . What the hell is he doing ? - What is this clown doing ? - I do n't know . Where 's George ? Wait a minute . Get Elton and Tommy back here quick . Tom , we need you guys back here . Something 's going down . Clayton ? How you doin ' ? What 's goin ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? In the basement . The basement ? What 's he doing in the basement ? A guy named Marvin is pouring booze without a license . We 're gettin ' ready to write him . He comes up with a shotgun , says he wants money . Tells me to go get it . He 's got George down there . Somebody 's holding George Beautort hostage . Send us an ear . What 's the plan , Ofticer ? We could call the police . Is that what you 're getting ready to do , call the police ? There 's a lot ot police here already . The guy 's got a gun on George . We got ta do something . Oh , no . We 're internal Attairs . You got a policeman that screws up ... you got a policeman that abuses his position , steals ... that 's us . What do you think 's going on here ? You think we just happened by ? We 've been on you all day , all week . We 've been on you all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Somebody got sick and tired ot paying you otf . You corroborate that , gives us a reason ... to drag George 's sorry ass out of the basement . Otherwise , we 'll talk to the guy with the shotgun , see what his version is . You asking me to turn George in ? Just push me and push me . Marvin ? Marvin ? Marvin , I 'm Sergeant Van Den Broeck . Hello , asshole . You 're under arrest . Who is the real Kay Chandler ? What 's she stand for ? Do you know ? What 's she doing in Congress anyway ? Harold Cornelius for your congressman . Shirley Magnuson did it . Pretty good . You think so ? She knows you 'll run as Arthur Spencer 's daughter . She ca n't go after him . He 's dead . And when he was n't , he got a lot ot votes . All she does is ask a couple of questions . And the subtext is : She only got elected ' cause of her daddy . She @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that ai n't tair . I 'm not running as Arthur Spencer 's daughter . - Will you run as " nice person " ? - I have my own record . City Attorney ? National Committeewoman ? A record is when somebody who votes remembers what you did for them . - I beat Harvey Galin tive to three . - My , my . Five to three . How did three people vote democratic in a district ... that has n't voted for a Democrat since Roosevelt ? They 're trying to send you a message . This ai n't gon na be a nice election ... folks talking about the " amber waves ot grain . " This is about the man with the money against the woman with the name . Ca n't beat you on your record . You have n't got one . And he wo n't beat you on the issues . On the issues , I 'll kick his ass . The real question is : Can you beat Shirley Magnuson ? I 'm not running against Shirley Magnuson . Whatever you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you and your husband have n't told each other , Shirley will tind it . Shirley 's wasting her time . - How 's your marriage ? - Swell . How 's yours ? It I was running for ottice , I 'd be in trouble . You fool around , Mrs . Chandler ? A little " slap and tickle " ? Any special triends ? Not at the moment , but I 'll keep you posted . - What 's the worst thing you 've done ? - You need a life . God , for a moment , I thought we were n't gon na have any tun at all . Got to grease all them people , else they shut you down ! I did n't take a dime trom you , you crazy old bastard . Marvin , we do n't come up soon , they 're gon na come down and get us . What you think they do about me ? For sure you 'll pay a tine for pouring liquor without a license . But I need you to testify against George @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your situation worse ? Just keep thinking what you 're thinking . You pay a little tine , plead to disorderly . But you got ta promise me you 're gon na show up against George . I 've got ta have that shotgun , now . You 're a good man . Go on up . Alcee , Marvin 's coming up . Get him downtown . Take real good care ot him . Were you really gon na shoot that old man ? He had that shotgun pointed right at me . What were you thinking you 'd do about me ? I figured he 'd shoot you . And I 'd shoot him , get myselt a medal . You 'd be dead . You 've got a right to remain silent , Ofticer . Use it . Ninety-five passengers and crew members are feared lost . Navy divers were expected to work throughout the night . Will Thomas , are you there ? Over my shoulder , they have a crane hoisting the plane out of the water . We 've got divers in the water @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ na eat ? We 've got bay scallops . I 'll see if I can tind her . The plane struck the surface at a shallow angle ... and bounced at least one time before plowing into the water , nose first . I 'm at Billy 's . I 'll call you at home . If we do n't catch up , I 'll eat here . He 's got bay scallops . Love you . Bye . It 's the Van Den Broecks ' . Leave a message and we 'll call you back . To play back your messages , press one . Hi . I 'm at the airport . The first time I send a catalog to Miami without me , and it 's falling apart . The new stylist locations do n't work , bugs biting the girls . You do n't want to know what else . Therefore , I am on the plane to kill critters and counsel careers . I 'll try to get back tomorrow , but it may not be till Sunday . God knows where l 'll sleep @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ call you when I can . I had fun this morning . I love you . Find her ? - That plane was going to Miami ? - Yeah . Give me some quarters . I once got laid in Miami . My name 's Van Den Broeck . I 'm a Washington D.C . police ofticer it that makes any ditference . You get lots ot crazies when something like this happens . That 's why I say it . I think it 's possible my wife may have been on your airplane . Peyton Van Den Broeck . Great . She must be on another flight . Boy , that 'll wake you up . What are the other tlights to Miami ? Check the 1 : 15 , but it does n't make sense . She lett for the airport at 9:00 . Excuse me . I 'm Bill Van Den Broeck , Peyton 's husband . She went to Miami today . I need to know what plane she was on . I can be with you in a moment . We do n't have this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you . I can try it in an eight . Excuse me . I 'm Bill Van Den Broeck , Peyton 's husband . She went to Miami today . I need to tind out what plane she was on . - You 're the policeman ? - That 's right . Mary Claire Clark books the travel , but she goes home at 5:30 . Can you reach her at home ? Oh , my God . The plane that crashed . I do n't know . She 's was going to Miami , but they do n't have her listed . Molly , how do we get ahold of Mary Claire Clark ? Excuse me . Must you shout ? Peyton was going to Miami . She might be on the plane that crashed . We have to tind out what flight she was on . Does anyone know what Mary Claire Clark was doing tonight ? Call the switchboard . Get her number at home . The airline wo n't tell you ? They do n't have her listed on the tlight . She 's not listed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She lett me a message at work and at home . They ca n't give out home numbers . This is Molly loli . Who 's this ? ii , Carla . I need your helpi I 'm supervisor in Designer Wear . Contirm that by calling back extension iii . I need the home telephone number ot Mary Claire Clark . She 's the department secretary . We are managing an emergency . Do you understand ? Thank you . You must be iutch . I 'm Molly . What was she doing in Miami ? Sounded like some kind ot crisis . You 're shooting something , catalog , in the keys that was falling apart ? What would we be shooting in the keys ? - Did she say which catalog ? - No . Thank you . Sarah , would you get her for me ? I 'm going to get my boss . What catalog ? - What happened to Peyton ? - I did n't know we were doing a catalog . Susan , are you working ? Peyton did n't know she was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ no answer . She went directly to the airpoit . Somebody must 've called her . Would she call Mary Claire for a reservation or use a travel agent ? This is Mr . Driker , Vice President of Designer Wear . He 's our boss . - Would you excuse us , please ? - Sure . - Is Peyton on that plane ? - We do n't know . - Either way , she 's toast . - Just zip it . We do n't have a catalog shooting in Florida or anywhere else . The next catalog 's not till Christmas . Maybe it 's not a catalog . Something involving models . The girls are getting bit by bugs . No , there 's nothing like that . If Peyton 's traveling , I do n't think it 's for the store . I know when our people are out ot town . I have to approve it ... and we 're stingy on travel . Are you saying she lied to me ? I 'm saying I do n't know where she isi I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ would like to be helptul . There was this iudge someplace who had two whole , entire families . kids , dogs , everything . A judge . We think we know . We do n't know . Nobody knows . You just do n't know . Ohi my God . Maybe she was traveling as someone 's wite . If anyone knows what his name is , I could check that plane . I do n't know , honestly . Beats me . She seemed -- She never looked like she was lookini . Like girls look it they 're looking . Okay ? Mr . Van Den Broeck ... I think I know Peyton as well as anyone here . - I 've got no idea . - Are you surprised ? The important thing is , we do n't know it she was on the plane or not . I think she was on the plane . Jessie , tell me the truth . Are kids drinking at these parties ? I invented some ot the excuses you 're giving me . I 've been 15 . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'll see for myself Wednesday . Identification is the risponsibility of the County Coroner . 5 ' 6 " , 1i0 . Blue eyes . A wedding band , plain . A diamond ring , emerald cuti about a carat . I 'm telling you , she was on your airplanei It I 'm wrong , greati lf l 'm right , you know who to call ! - Can I have some empty boxes ? - Ask the guy out back . - Excuse me . Are you Mr . Van Den Broeck ? - Yeah . I 'm David Dotson . This is Phyllis ionaparte , Southern Airlines . Do you have a minute to talk to us ? Sure . We do n't show your wite as anybody 's passenger on any flight to Miami . Hi . I 'm at the airport . The first time I send a catalog to iiami without me , and it 's falling apart . The new stylist locations do n't work , lugs biting the girls . You do n't want to know what else . Therefore , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ named Van Den Broeck made a reservation or bought a ticket to Miami . There is no catalog shoot . She works for Saks . They do n't know where she is . I think she was gon na spend the weekend in Miami . I assume with another guy . It she wasi would she tell the truth about her destination ? The trick is not to lie any more than you have to . - You got a passenger list ? - I 'm not supposed to let you see it . I tigure the guy bought the tickets Mr . and Mrs . iut I think he 's married . Be interesting when you call his housei - I 'm not allowed -- - Let him see the list . - I need that back . - They 'll give you another one . There 's a loyal Regency Hotel near where the plane went down . We have rooms for family members . Why do n't you drive down with us ? You 'll have to be there to identify - - To make the identification @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't think so . I 've got things to do . Mr . Van Den Broeck , I do n't think you should be alone right now . Oh , yeah ? I was alone before you got here . Everybody , listen up . We got a guy thinks his wile was on i37 ... traveling with another man on Mr . and Mrs . tickets . The guy 's a D.C . copi As tar as we know , he 's not nuts . Who the wife 's boyfriend is , he has n't got a clue . We got nine M and M 's on the manitest . Another two pair sitting together , same last name . Married , cousins , who knows . ie caretul . Do not assume a deceased Mrs . is for real . We 've got two problems . We do n't want to tell some widow her husband died happy . And we do n't want to tell the kids Mom 's gone when Mom 's asleep in Bethesda . What does your sex life have to do with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Shirley Magnuson , everything . What is the worst thing you 've ever done ? It I 've already done it , it 's gon na be a real dull life . You 're gon na be a big disappointment to oil Shirley . Think Cullen 's the last man you 'll ever sleep with ? Wendy ! College was best . All that stutf going on . When 's he gon na call ? When 's he gon na kiss me ? At night , when I bring it back ... I get that ache all over again . I 'm gon na tell Richard we 'd better host a tund-raiseri Come over tonight , both ot you . We can make a guest list . He 's in New York . What the hell you doing here on Saturday ? George and Clayton made bond . You know this ai n't the best case we ever made . Got Clayton 's statement . Did you read him his rights ? He 'll say I did n't . We got Marvin . Something wrong with you ? What 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ B . Mr . and irs . Cullen Chandler . No one 's called . There 's an unlisted number for Cullen Chandler at the Metropolitan . And you ready for this ? Doorman says Mrs . Chandler is a congresswoman . And he saw her today . She was going jogging . When I was small , I knew my father was in politics ... but I did n't know what that was or why he had to go to Washington . Let 's make it " my dad " ... instead ot " tather " to warm it up a little . iad . Right . Okay . kay Chandler , take three . Hello . I 'm kay Chandler and I 'm running for iongress . When I was small , I knew my dad was in politics -- Maybe it should be " kid . " i " When I was a kid . " " When I was just a kid . " low about that ? When I was a kid . Help you ? We need to speak to Mrs . Chandler . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's all right . What is it ? Mrs . Chandler , I 'm Dick Montoya . This is Phyllis Bonaiarte . We 're with iouthern Airlines . Is there somewhere we can talk ? About what ? I 'm sorry to have to tell you . Your husband was on our flight to Miami yesterday . What ? The one that -- Cullen 's in New York . I wish that were so , ma'am . You do fly to New York , do n't you ? Not trom Washington , no , ma'am . I 'm atraid the identification is correct . I 'm awtully sorry . He said he was going to New York . Why would he go to Miami ? The identitication is correct . We have his wallet . I 'm very sorry . Mrs . Chandler , it something did happen to your husband ... it 'll lead the news tonight in New Hampshire . Where 's your daughter ? We have a daughter . She 's 15 . We wo n't release the casualty list till all the families are notitied . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Where is he ? - Patuxent Naval Air Station . - I have to get home . - I understand . Let us help . Call lick Taradisian at the White House . Tell him what the deal is . Ask him if there 's any possible way to get a plane to meet us at Patuxent . It the Air Force ca n't do it , call G . M . or anybody who 's got a let . He did say Miami . Usually it 's New York , but this time he said Miami . Mr . Van Den Broeci , we have a car for you . Mom , what are you doing home ? Where 's Dad ? Thou anointest my head with oil . My cup runneth over . Surely goodiess and mercy shall folloi me ... all the days ot my lite . And I will dwell in the House of the Lord torever . Let us pray . Almighty God ... lather of mercies and Giver ot all comfort -- I met this guy because he was smart enough to get out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ waited under the arch until it was over . And then he asked me it I knew where the bookstore wasi And I said I happened to be going there myselt . Which was a lie of course , but -- We had so many great days . lust not enough years . But we had his love . I 'll call you lateri Excuse me . Are you Mary Claire Clark ? Yes . I am sorry . Name Cuilen Chandler mean anything to you ? If I 'd called my wife at work that morning , what would you have said ? That she called in and said she was taking the day ott . But you would n't have gotten me . She sent me to shop Tyson 's Corners ... and told me I could go home trom there . I would 've gotten her voice mail ? - Yeah . - Thank you . - Mr . Van Den Broeck ? - Yesi I have some of her personal things . I could drop them otf . I 'll take them now . I know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . i'il take Jess with me . kay , it 's gon na look like -- I donit care . Just get us back to Washington . I ca n't see all these people . It 's like going through -- Do n't make a mistake now , Mrs . Chandler . iverybody 's watching . Just one more day . How can I find out if a guy was on one of your flights to Miami in May ? Hello . My name is Bill Van Den Broeck . - Yes . You said you were a policemani - Yeah , I am . But I 'm not working right now . What is this about ? My wife was on that plane that your husband was on . I 'm sorry . I wonder if I could have a tew minutes . I just got home . This is n't a good time for me . For me , either . So you 're visiting survivors ? You 're the only one . I 'd ask you to s -- I do n't understand . My daughter 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Jessica is 1i . Is there something you want to know , Mr . -- I 'm sorry . I torgot your name . It 's Van len Broeck . No , l -- I lust thought -- I 'm so sorry . It 's really -- It 's unspeakable . Unspeakable . You seem okay . Do I ? Paper said your husband was a lawyer in New Hampshire . He has an otfice here . Most ot his work was here . And I 'm in Congress . Yeah , I know . Why was he going to Miami ? Business . He had business there . Are you investiiating something ? They were sitting together on the plane . Your husband , my wite . Did you know that ? 3A and B . iirst class . First class is n't what it used to be . It is n't worth the money . Is there anything else ? You mad at me ? I do n't know you , Lieutenant . Why would I be mad at you ? I 'm a sergeant . What are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sorry . An airline guy left Dad 's things downstairs ... so I brought them up . This is my dahghter Jessica . - This is Sergeant -- - Van len Broeck . They call me Dutch . It 's easier . He lost his wite on the plane . Oh . I 'm sorry . I 've never been to New Hampshire . You go to school there or here ? I go to Andover . It 's a prep school . I wo n't take any more of your time . - Sorry about your dad . - Thanks . Nice to meet youi I need an hour . It 's not a lot to ask . Do n't come here again . They must 've had them cleaned . I 'm sure it 's for your birthday . Dad said he was gon na get you something great . Expensive . He 'd knew i 'd say no . Mom ... I know you 're worried about me , but I still want you to run . I 'll be tine . I do n't want us @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back to school tomorrow . All my friends are there , and it 's only 4i miles . So I can come home on weekends if I want . Somebody popped iarvin . Jesus Christ ! Shit ! George Beautort did this . Find anything else in here ? This a bad time ? I do n't need to go through all that garbage . My case is gon na get kicked ' cause somebody killed my only witness . - Now get in there and do it ! - Easy . - The last pickup was a week ago . - It has n't been that long . Sure smells long . - Sheila , what are you doing here ? - That ai n't even my name . Let 's talk to these people . You take that side , I 'll take this side . It 's Homicide 's . We 're oft it . The hell we are . I will not allow you -- I do n't have any choice . I need your help . Before you dropped by to tell me my husband @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be a hurttul thing to do ? You knew already . Suppose l didn'ti How did you know ? He told me he was going to New York . He was on the wrong plane , so it must be another woman ? Just like that ? It could 've been amnesia . My wite was in Miami in February and May . Was your husband ? What difterence does it make ? It 's entirely over . He 's through with her , she 's through with him . And we 're through with both of them . We ca n't even get a divorce . You can do that . I have a child . I try and go back in my head . What 's the last thing you remember about you and your husband you know is true ? I got ta find out how far back I have to go to do that . This is where they were gon na stay . - i 've got work to do . - Do n't you want to know how it started ? How long it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what their plans were ? You do n't want to know anything ? What she thought about when she thought about me . I 'd like to know that . I thought you might like to know what she looked like . You leave me alone . I mean it . Thirty . Take a number and have a seat . Alice Beaufort ? George ieaufort 's wite ? Is he all right ? He 's tine . I 'm Sergeant Van Den Broeck . I 'd like to ask you a tew iuestions . - He was with me . - What time was that ? Anytime you 're talking about . Thirty-one . You got an envelope . February was swimsuits , and May was fall tashion . You saw those catalogs ? Yesi Dutch , I saw the catalogs . I told you twice . I 'll get them for you . How do we know she shot those books in Miami ? What it she lust said -- Because there were palm trees , a beach and a very big ocean . It she doesnit run @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sympathy bounce , but she 's up 14 points since the funeral . I think she 'll stay in , but she 'll need some time . She 's a brave widow , she 's got this kid . - They 're eating it up . - You 're hard . She knows . I know she knows . Maybe he was buying a boat . Maybe it was drugs or government work . Why are you so determined it 's another woman ? Why are you protecting him ? It you know who it is , I swear to God -- What 's your thought ? I lied the first tive times , and now I 'm gon na cave ? Why is this so important to you ? I caught Sam with a woman once . I spilled a milkshake on my skirt , so I ran home from lunch . I heard them in the shower . At first I thought it was the radio . But what she was saying , you do n't hear on the radio . I ran . I could n't go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did n't remember that I was involved with someone else . I had been for months . And I liked my lite with Sam . Things were fine . What 'd you do ? I kept my mouth shut ... and I never went home again without calling tirst . To say that involvement -- I do n't mean casual sex , I mean romance . To say that that whole part of lite , half the fun ot life has to end ... if you told me that had to be over ... I 'd teel old . If you had known about Peyton , would you tell me ? Now , I mean . I am going to run to the ladies ' room . Get me another one . Broman 's over there , dreamini up ways to remind you ot my loss . A detective came by the otfice today asking about Cullen . I was n't there . Barry said he asked how much Cullen traveled . He seemed to be particularly interested in Miami , who our Miami clients were . Said he was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about ? I have no idea . I 'm sorry , you 're right . It 's too soon . I wan na go home . - Wait till Wendy -- - I 'll get a cab . Tell Wendy I 'm sorry . leave a message . I 'll call you back . Mr . Van Den Broeck ? ii . I 'm so sorry about Peyton . Come . We have a cotfee . February we shoot in the studios . May , the keys , to get away from tourists . Why come to iiami twice in a row ? Why not go somewhere else ? I would like to think it was my work , but -- I suspect so she can walk the city and sketch . She loved the streets , the markets . The Latin music . Was there a man ? I do n't think there is a man , no . What about after work ? What did she do atter work ? More walking . Sometimes the clubs , for music and to watch the dancing . You know who @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you want to be with a woman , these shoots are not so good for that . Did you ever sleep with Peyton ? Your situation is very difficult . I excuse the question . I wonder it I could talk to somebody in your security departmenti Ii there someplace we can talk ? Stoli , please , on the rocks . I 'm trom a little town in a little state . And untortunately , I 'm in Congress so when you interview people ... it 's easy to stirt talk . They might even stumble on the truth . You ca n't want that . - I only want to talk to you . - I do n't know anythingi What do you want to know ? - How long it was going on . - So we know how stupid to feel ? - How they met . Their plans . - I ca n't help you . - At least you tried . - Are you trying to be tunny ? No . Not anymore . Do n't you fuck with mei It you donit like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know what happens when a member ot Congress accuses you ot harassment ? We get our names in the newspapers . - That 's very close to blackmail . - I 'm not a lawyer . And I 'm not some investigation . You ca n't rummage through my life . Who 's next on your list ? My neighbors , iy statf , my friends ? - Then talk to me . - So you can paw through my marriage ? Make me confess to something ? It 's my lite , mine to iudge , not yours . - You 're not the only one involved . - Look ! If they tind out about your wite , it 's gossip . It they tind out about my husband , it 's in the newspapers . I have a daughter who adores her father , who does n't know . What do I tell her ? I do n't know . Come on . Let me show you something . Nice , huh ? I figure they would 've had drinks here . - Want to see their @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Not this time , anyway . She stayed here February ii . Also May 14 on business . If he was with her , he did n't reiister . Did your husband like Latin stutf ? Music , dancing ? Why ? He had the concierge book him a table at someplace called La Roca . Cullen liked classical music . You sure ? - What ? - Nothing . You know what I do for a living . I get paid to notice stuft . I get paid to know who 's lying . I did n't have a clue . iissed it . I thought we were happy . Not giddy . Not ecstatic . We were n't unhappy . I was n't . I was pretty happy . I do n't want to be here . That 's kay Chandler . Hi . Peter Suchet . East Concord . Voted for your dad . Do you mind ? ioney , take another picture . - They took our picture . - io you know them ? They 're trom Concord . They took our picturei i @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here . - Where are you going ? - To get the tllm . God no ! You ca n't just mug some guy . It 'll make things worse . You are a cop . Is that gon na be trouble for you ? What 'd we look like ? We looked like -- You had your hand on my shoulder . You do n't care who knows , do you ? About her and him , I mean . I care . They know anyway . Sooner or lateri everybody knows everything . What time is it ? My plane 's at iiii . Little atter i:00 . Sure you do n't wan na stay over ? Yes . Maybe we should split up . We should 've stayed . I 'm in restricted parking . I took the Metro . It 's not running now . - I 'll get a cab . - Where do you live ? - Northwest . It 's out ot your way . - Do you want me to drop you or not ? You know where we 're going . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? iecause they were going to ? God ! Easy ! Goddamn it ! Stop it ! Stop it now ! Well , that was tun . Don'ti Just drive . Unbelievable . - You want to come in or -- - Do n't be ridiculousi Pick up the phone , you son of a bitchi you like scaring women ? You come around my wife one more time , and -- No , no . You come and try to scare me , assholei Chickenshiti 1ii52 p.m . End of messages . Last number calledi 555-ii21 . Press 1 to connect . iarkway lanes . Is George Beautort still there ? Hold on , man . What the hell you -- Whoa ! Baik it up ! knock it offi Take it outsidei Get otf mei Son of a bitch ! Come on ! Somebody call the police ! I have your badge now , baby . You better get a lawyer . George killed that man . Goddamn it . You ca n't go around beating up suspects . You 're suspended . There 's gon na be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can lose your lob . How tough would it be if somebody swears they saw George at that iumpster ? I was thinking , it you went to see the shrink -- It would n't cost nothing . Talk about Peyton . It could help . I do n't need to talk about Peyton . I could tell ' em you got stressed out on the lob . It would n't be a lie ! Honk if you 're screwin ' him . We could save a plane ticket . Where 'd you get that ? ihirley Magnuson . Says she thinks it 's phony . Says I 'm settin ' her up . Setting her up ? I take the picture , make sure it gets sliiped to her , she uses it . I provide a pertectly innocent explanation . Ta-dai - Her candidate 's a mudslinger . - My God , you people ! Pretty good idea . I wish I had had it . It you have to explain that picture , can you do it ? Yes . Jessie ! - Where 's your bracelet @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . It 's around . What 's the matter ? It 's not my bracelet . What ? Dad did n't have any clients in Miami , did he ? He was with that cop 's wifei huh ? What was going on ? Something . I 'm not sure what . Were they serious ? That would be my guess . Do a lot ot people know ? leave a message . I 'll call you back . It 's me . iemember ? From restricted parking ? So you picked Peyton . And Cullen picked Peyton . That 's two-zip against the home team . ihave we been introduced ? i ... she says , straightening her clothes . I thoight I should introduce myself , and fill you in on my plans . I 'm packing it in . No . That sounds like suicide . All I mean is , like you saidi sooner or later everybody knows everything . This will be in the papers . I ca n't handle that . I ca n't let Jessica be mowed down ... by gossip she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not in Congress , it I 'm out ... it 's not news anymore . She 's safe . You know ? You do know , do n't you ? You 're the only one who does . I miss that . Hey , do me a tavor . Erase this . iod , I 'm glad you 're not therei kay ? She 's getting a lot ot points for showing up . - How are you doing ? - Fine , how are you ? Excuse me . My contribution . If you quit , they win . And the crash got us all . Do n't let them do that . I 'm not the only one involved . She should know her mom 's no quitter . I lust want to say how impressed I am that you 're staying in . I have to say a tew things . The name ot this group is iriends of kay Chandler . I 'm sorry about that phone call . We 're not getting much sleep , are we ? - I 'm atraid of what 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ try . Turn in around i:ii . Cullen would be so proud ot you . I know you know . I do n't know how many times I 've introduced kay Chandler . There 's a lot between 3:00 and 5:ii . Australian tootball . May I present your friend ... your congresswoman ... Do n't go away . your next representative for the second district ot New Hampshire ... kay Spencer-Chandler ! Thank you . Thank you , Richard . Thank you all . It 's good to be home . I wanted to say just a word . Just a few words . You 're all being very nice to me . I do n't want to disappoint you . But I just do n't want to talk politics tonight . I 'm just glad to be home . Richard and Wendy , thank you so much . Thanks , all ot you , for your friendship , your support ... for showing up here tonight . Thanks . i mean it . Do n't anybody leave without me getting a chance to talk to you , okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Very nice . I want a chance to talk to you . - You told me 15 times already . - Do you have the number ? Sorry . I wish I could get out of the party . - No way . - lome of these are i1 , iii tolks . I just wish I did n't have to goi It was good of you to come . It was our party . kinda had to . I appreciate it , that 's all . Thank you . - Get a ticket ? - A road map . iaybe someone thought it tell out ot my car . Listen , time to commit . All the way in or not ? It you 're not gon na run , we need to return that fund-raiser money iuickly . Maybe I 'll take a day . Do some thinking . i 'll be around . I was wondering it you 'd come . A guy like you , a girl like me , what reason could there be not to ? Sorry I 'm late . I had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ if I packed real light , it 'd look like I knew what I was doing . But then I did n't know what I was doing ... so I did n't know what to pack . Where are we exactly ? Chesapeake Bay 's a couple miles oft that wayi I wo n't make small talk . I do n't want there to be any junk between us . No littering . There 's so many reasons I might be doing this . I kept thinking I 'll go one more mile , and then I 'll ... turn around and -- I was thinking about your mouth . Nobody knows who I am anymore . Nobody knows how easily I could do this . I know who you are . I have to know something . Are you a democrat ? What it I am ? We 'd talk . I 'd give you boois to read . I like it when there 's just the two ot us . Are you hungry ? I 'm hungry . No TV ? Is there a phone ? Not so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is this ? Do you know ? Heineken . The start ot something ? Yeah . That 's whit I thought . I want to know who is this woman wearing my clothes ... and using my bodyi Is she permanent ? Or is she only around when you are ? I say we hide here for a couple ot years and make a run for the border . I always thought when I had my time in ... I 'd like to live down here . Start a little security service . The raccoons are knocking over the garbage cans ? A lot of Washington-Baltimore people have places on the water here . They always think they 're gon na get robbed . You had plans . I do n't think we had any plans . I always wanted a boat . One you could sleep on . We 've got a boat . Defense iests . Get it ? I 've got a boat . I 'll give it to you . I do n't trust this any more than you do . But you 're the only @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tough . Are you sorry the plane went down ? What are you doing ? Think about it . You can have it all back the way it was ... but you got ta take it all . He 's lying . ie 's screwing another woman . - Laughing at how easy we are to tool . - Stop . io n't do that . I 'm done with them . Done with them ! - The thing is -- - Stop . Come on . Let 's go homei You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you 're pregnant ? They should have one that tells you when you 're sane . I think they had a place they 'd meet . An apartment makes sense . low could it make sense ? No driving . No motels . If they did , they did . They 're on their own . This was in her desk at work . is that why you drew the map ? is that why you came to Concord ? I came to Concord ' cause I did n't want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Did you see one like this ? - No ! - In his luggage maybe ? So they had a place . They 're not there anymore ! And I do n't care . I just do n't carei Then maybe you did n't lose that much . Or you 're lying to yourseIt . The sun 's going down . It 's time to go . When will you be back ? The root 's got a leak . I 've got time ... so thought I 'd try and make it worse . iaybe we 'll never get clear the way we met ... maybe we'Il tind we'Il never be alone . But I do n't want us to lose this chance . If it 's just gon na be about them , it it 's always gon na be tour of us -- You be careful driving home . Thanks for driving all the way to Concord . And for the contribution . That was something . And I do n't even live in your district . You have one message . It 's me , Wendy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your friends and neighbors , and nobody to give it to . What do you walna doi Lunch tomorrowi live me a call . Come on , Alcee ! lust get me a picture . Head shot 's okay . Give me the photo trom his I.D . All right . I 'll call you when I get back . I want Jessica out there , smiling like Chelsea and keepini her mouth shut . ier job is good kid , no opinions . She can wear jeans . No short-shorts , no bra tois . No Jessica . She 's in school . school ? I thought we 're trying to win an election . No Jessica . I do n't want her -- I think I may be losing what it takes to lie . - This may become a problem . - Letis take a break . I 'm not liking this . We 're telling the whole southeast side a police otticer 's a murder susiect . You think George ai n't gon na hear ? You 're not supposed to be working ! That 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hello ? Anybody home ? Hey , Shyla , we need to talk a second . Can we come in ? - Noi you ca n't come in . - You want to come out then ? You get outta here ! Folks see I 'm talking to you , my ass is in trouble . Goddamn it , Dutchi Come on , man ! - You got no right in herei - l ai n't gon na hurt you . let 's go . You got no warrant . She 's already said no . It my brother was facini 15 monthsi looking at one picture would n't hurt . Seen this man before ? That 's Big Georie . I see him all over . Did you see him in the alley the night we tound the body ? You did n't maybe see him dump the man in the Dumpster ? Maybe with somebody else ? Look again . Maybe it 'll come back to you . Any chance your brother'lI get out ? That 's it ! You did n't see the man . We 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ right now ! Out nowi What the hell 's the matter with you ? Dutch , I 'm sorry about your wite . But you want George to come atter you ? Is that it ? So you can shoot him ? - You got tired ot working cheap ? - What ? You know goddamn well he 's guilty . Why are you protecting him ? Is he paying you now ? Oh , man . Here . I teel like a bagman . There 's cash in there so be caretul . Well , guess what ? CuIlen was having an aftairi Tru says the ahi tuna 's incredible here . That 's why he was going to Miami . How long ? What 's the difference ? is beini deaf , dumb and blind a liability for a congresswoman ? I think he kept an apartment that I do n't know about . - would you like to hear our specials ? - Give us a minute , please . I thought maybe ... Cullen had told Richard ... and iichard had said something . Hey , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a damn , except the people it 's happening to ... and it 's not happening to you -- My Godi ih , kay , please give me a chance to explain . Shut up . It did n't mean -- - I was always gon na tell you . - Where is it ? It 's been over a year . I have n't been there . Where is it ? The Colton Building on Rhode liIand . It 's just stupid . I 'm not very hungry . It you can get the check , please ? Stop , please . Listen to me , because ... it we do n't see you , then iichard will know . I ca n't keep seeing you so your husband wo n't know you 've been screwing mine . Please . I need to tell you how rotten I teel . Let me go . - hello ? - Hello . It 's me . Bad time ? How 's the root ? lousy . is something wrong ? Want to get something to eat ? Sure . I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Everything all right ? Were n't you ever tempted to cheat on Peyton ? Tempted ? Yeah . lure . Why did n't you ? Maybe I did . i do n't think so . I wonder how they got their laundry done it they had a place . You think this - - everything that happened ... you think it 's ... made you ditferent ? Difterent how ? More suspicious ? Maybe . But here I am . I 'm leaving you tomorrow . I knew we should 've gone to McDonald 's . I have to try to get elected . I lost a friend today ... being suspicious . What happens it you do n't get elected ? Country goes to hell . And I go home ... for keeps . But you 're gon na beat this guy , right ? When I get baik - - l 'll be here . I'Il nail his ass ! iere you go . Back Friday . Wait a second . You 've got some dry cleaning . Sorry . Saks Fifth Avenue . - Employees entrance . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' room . - Mary Claire ? Oh , yeah . You would n't believe all the keys I 've got . I 've got a key to Vic Tanny 's in iochester . keys to the one's in Westchester . I do n't think there was an apartment . She was always herei There was n't time . No , wait . She gave me a phone number once . She was on her way to a meeting . Just a minute . Yeah , this is it . Yeah . In the bottom in pencil . Go right ahead . May I have a i11 supervisor , please ? This is Sergeant ian Den Broeck , D.C . internal Aftairs . i114 . I need an address please for a telephone number . How long did you know ? Did you know when you came to Miami ? No . How could you ever think -- When you came to my cabin , did you know then ? I tound out yesterday . So you knew last night . When were you gon na tell me ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it 's behind us . What did you tind ? Nothing . Dutch , you were n't - - We had a pact . Then what the hell are you doing here ? I want to finish it . I want it over . That your purse ? What 'd you tind ? What did you tind ? There 's nothing here . Oh , Christ ! I can smell her pertume . Stop it , Dutch . There 's nothing here . There 's got ta be something lett . Some -- Some sign . Stop it ! You'lI never tind what you 're looking for . Neveri You want to know why , and there is no why . Do n't . In case you check in , I 'm heading for the airport early . Meet me for coffee . ii , it 's mei l 'm running late . There was something I needed to do . If I 'm not therei go without me . I 'll get the next plane and meet you . What are we doingi Do you know ? We made @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ihit ! Get an ambulance ! Get out ot the car ! Get outi ieIp ! kay Chandler . Congresswoman trom New Hampshire . Police reports her husband was getting it on with Van Den Broeck 's wife . evidently a love shack . You all right ? The press is out there , and they know you 're here . They could get hungry and go somewhere for a hamburier . How we gon na handle this ? Handle it ! " iHandle " is when you 've got a client who 'll tell you what 's going oni We can assume they'Il want to know how well the congresswoman knows the cop . - How are we gon na handle this ? - I do n't know . It we get back to New Hampshire and let this age a day -- A back elevator will get us out through the basement . He 's right . What time is it ? Almost midnight . Somebody stole my watch . Where 's Alcee ? He said he 'd come by tomorrow . I was trying to catch @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I do n't know what I was gon na say . I justi- l just did n't want you to leave , not like that anyway . Welcome back . Hungry ? Where 's my watch ? They need you in i ray . Listen . I probably never would 've told you about the place , either . All I wanted -- What I want really ... is lust to tind some way to let her go ... and move on . I donit know how you do that . Neither do I . It 's not a crime . You loved your wife . And you still do . All set . let me see it I can find a couple ot orderlies . will you hang around ? I ca n't . You 're supposed to be nice to me . I 've been shot . We did okay . We did the best we could ... under the circumstances . ieady , Sergeant ? It 's time for you to go . Me too . will that be all iiiht ? So long , lay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a plane , but if you can make it short . We 've been told your husband was having an aftair with Van Den Broeck 's wite . That they had an apartment , and that 's where you were . ls that correct ? Yes , it is . could you characterize your relationship with the sergeant ? Sergeant Van Den Broeck 's wife was killed on the plane with my husband . I met the sergeant a few days atter that day . ie was a triend when I needed a triend . I hope he teels the same way . You 're lust friends ? Just triends . We are surely triends . We 've seen each other through something . We 're more than triends , we 're survivors . Now , you 'll have to excuse me . I really have to get home . Can you tell us anything more of the sergeant 's condition ? is he responsive ? Bye , Mom . Bye , Mrs . Chandleri Merry Christmas . Merry Christmas . Do I know you ? I 'm Ted Baker @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we could -- Yeah , sure . Make yourselves at home . hello , kay . Hi , Sergeant . Lieutenant . They made me a lieutenant . All I had to do was get shot . Can I get you something ? Stoli on the rocks . I have n't had one of those in a while . I 've got a plane . I do n't have time . What 's with those New Hampshire voters ? They crazy or what ? I think they could tell I did n't want the job . Or maybe I wanted the job , I did n't want to do what you have to do to get it . - So you 're out ot work . - I guess I am . Are you as welI as you look ? Legis a Iittle stitt . But I think I 'm gon na be okay . You ? low 's that football in australia ? I tune in once in a while . Not like betore . I was a real tan . I got ta tell you something . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you going ? That 's the thing . Nowhere . I called your oftice and they said you were headed home . My tlight 's overbooked . Go later . Take another plane . Come on . It 's my Christmas present , running into you . What 'd you get me ? How ' bout I call you up sometime in New iampshire ? And say what ? Say , " iYou wan na go to a movie ? " What do you say ? would n't that be something ?

@@5218341 For 130 's since the nest a strange perception In land : That the United States consisted of the north , the SMR , 121st and west . But soon chose all aside and went out in war , brother against brother . One side did its workers into slaves Throughout their IIV . My great great grandfather was mynevitne and wrote about it in the diary of a sound - which I ne going to share with you . A Iegmanns story of War , - and 1861s forgot departing class . They were 153 pieces that came from all quarters In a nation pe war rand . Destitute and high net worth tied vennskapsbend that would last life out . 73 of us had combing uniforms , we tilheme the best . From the worst in the class ver the best innfridde we IMFT be against land host , clears In dmden . - Well you persevere , Mr . Peyton . - I have only four weeks left . - See the wedding takes place as planned ? - Ner I have taken the exam . Veer look good . About four weeks , then ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my abiding brother comes to the church in time . Although we take me fight konfmderasjonen . - Kadett Custer 'll just out and fight . - We are keeping him most ever read . - We should IESE in the rest of land . - We me to hurry to the ferry . Come to Benny oceans if you do not reach beten ! We will have a small stag party for Mr . Peyton . Nothing fancy . - If we are not lucky . - He refers pe women who are free . At 10 . We take a break . My arms keep pe e fall off . My head ogse . Why hinder you that ye me not from your drink look much ? Why did we see long ? - Because you and Bett Ie under the table . - Ne owe you an apology Bett . And you owe her a menedslemn . It fer the well in New York ? How have you managed e shun e kill each other for five is ? Why is it always me who me kjmre @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ rir alltid . - Prater du se , fer du ri pe en bere . You took the words out of my mouth . Begone from here . I 'm tired of that you take the women vere singing condescending about them . - We do not mean any harm . - Be quiet , stupid rebel . You guys should fe Iaera one Iekse . We are not boys and you can only Iaera us e crawl like a coward . - If ye shall crawl , see do it then . - Some guns had been fine . - And Hester . - Men infanteriet your omredet me . - Not true , Mr . Skinner ? - That 's what I mean , Mr . O'Neil . - Mr . O'Neil fer provide current orders . - Attacks ! Herr Peyton ? Briefly summarize the benefits of riding artillery , ifmlge Ringgold . It combines the cavalry sjokk- effect with artillery ildkrafL fart , power , and mobility . Very good , Mr . Peyton . - Og du , herr Custer ? - Ja , sir @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not thought . Prav , veer see kind . The benefits of riding artillery , ifmlge Ringgold . I think that it is slmsing with horses if they should draw lots of scrap iron . - What do you prefer ? - A good saber , a brave horse and a straight road on to glory . Sit down . Ne we hem what the best and the worst e say . What he says in between ? Mr . O'Neil ? Sir ... Yes , sir ... If deterministic one Iandsmann I 'll kill yl I see him I mynene and have fmttene pe ground . If I have to feed my creator , see fallerjeg shorter than Mr . Custer and dar pe a quieter place than under a cannon . If that is the case , see the bar I probably give you a friendly red . If you 'd be without ammunition and ste aye aye against the enemy know you prmve e chat him in death . If anything is more dmdelig than Mr . Peyton 's cannon or Mr . Custers sabel see me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Mine herrer ... Rebellene batterier I Charleston have epnet fire on the flag . Dear Shannen , suddenly see the future very mark and threatening , and I do not look forward to the exam with the joy I previously fmlte . If deterministic ver Iott e cut the throat of Iandsmennene vere and fight against friends and classmates ; - see angrerjeg that I ever came here . Give act ! Banafionen hatred gruppefl themselves . Gentlemen ... the Union garrison at Fort Sumter has kapitulert . Give act ! - Giv akt ! - Niggerelsker ! - Give act ! - Avfyr cannon . Avfyr cannons ! Stop it ! - Ne , Upton ? - lngen rebel officer stealing flag . - What 's he talking about ? - Skinner going to Palmetto Guards . I did not know anything fmrjeg see the newspaper this morning . I have not asked for it , and I have not said yes . - Why did you then flagged mine ? - You prmvde e kjmre it down in my throat . - Gj ? R it again @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will tear down all together . Add vekkflaggefl . Air it . Keep it away from the mind and the blood we see want to play ! Flagget tilharer eller ikke north star , det tilharer unionen . A union that will one day be whole again and trengeri least a flag we have not desecrated . Mr . O'Neil ... Drum major , just drumsticks . Groups battalion . Fall into . You Can kanskfle not g5 pix van ? ; - but you know how to avoid a quarrel . Are you going to throw away five are of Iife your ner only about four weeks ? - I have no choice . - Do n't talk nonsense . - You have a choice . - Do n't ner they attack Sumter . Use your brain instead of e hare pe heart ! - You can gjmre more about taking the exam . - It 's about honor , Dev . Distorted pride , rather . It will be their dad . Da ist ( Kat skfle . If you can not gjmre it for your own sake @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ too much . - Jase , it gjeir I ? A ? du hat gym som1eg m pe meg skykten for ' da ' ? - lngen asked you . - Your father asked me to help you . Hold up , Devin . I have decided . I stop tomorrow . - Cleaning out ? - He has thought e jump of Tomorrow . - He will not even have to wait and see . - There is no e see , Dev . Virginia comes ogse e ge Into war and you know it . God epner always a window ner he closes dar . Show me a window , see kryperjeg through . Throw a halmstre , see tarjeg it . Give me a reason , see blirjeg . - You want a reason ? Here . Shannen . - You can gjmre it out of love . - Kjaerligheten til landet mitt , da ? - Skinners South Carolina er med . - Should I BLES In honor mine ? - Yes , if you break my heart smsters . - You know how troubles under @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What do you say ? Will you at least to Virginia ger with ? Remember that nothing is done father is said and done ! - For it is said and done . - For it is said and done . Sit down , gentlemen . Sit down , gentlemen . There will be no sermon today . But we are going through danger a ceremony . Pix orerer of kfigsminisvaren ; - Simon Cameron , the cadet corps and its officers and professorer avgi oath to the United States again . Fredsdommer Mr VWIiam Avory Iede vil det hele . HerrAvory . Gentlemen , stand up , raise you hmyre Hend and say after me : " I ... " See you say your name . " ... swear hmytidelig ... " " ... that I shall be faithful and Iojal against the United States ... " Gjeir the Iikevel ! " ... and that I faithfully to serve the country ... " " ... against all its enemies , whoever they me be ... " " ... and that I will obey the orders I s av @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ decided . - Yes , beten my ger afternoon . I am leaving tomorrow . I 'll join the Griffins battery in Washington . What Can Xeg gyzre for you ' ? I came for e take iaweL sir . I can not take you in your hands , Mr . Peyton . You will fight against everything I 've ever stem for . - It 's just us again . - I come . - Take goth care p5 you sew . - You ogse , Dev . What keeps Fanny pe with ? It 's too late to wait much long . Do not talk in New York and avoid Baltimore ! HM pe me , Shelby . They will e wants to sleep in ambush . Stay away from there and take beten home with the rest of the boys ! - I 'll gjmre it . - It gjeir not . You have an Irish twinkle in mynene . If you intend e be stubborn , you need my permission . For e marry smsteren min . You will not fe it off dad . Thanks @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Without email saying ADJA ? - You come just in time , Fanny . - As a cavalry officer shall . - It is a farewell . - You fer have it in safe custody . Et flagg e are . - I do not know what to say . - We love you ogse , Shelby . The Yankees In New York appearance as if they had already won the war . Peyton , Skinner and some friends stopped for e take a picture . It was impossible e persuade Peyton to not e take the train from there . They prmvde all together , but Shelby had decided . He was about Shannen In Baltimore , despite Union soldiers pe train . Save him since . My friend wants to know if you are going to kill people with your gun . - I Heper not . - Statie , Lila-Beth ? Let him be like . Thee ' new about unnskykirflng . You should not talk to strangers . Especially not with those who have vepen . Her ' sug pix ( fisse . 0g b ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get home . - Thank you very much . - No thanks . - I appreciate pe that you join . - Not all the way . - Just a tepe heading to Baltimore . - Or someone who is in love . - Excuse me , ferjeg ask a spmrsmel ? - Yes , sir ? I 'm not talking to you . I talk with your woman . - Are you her property ? - It was inappropriate . You are in Nordstatene . We liberates slaves NER we can . I prepares you to not e interfere if you do not want to challenge all soldiers here . Desperate times call for desperate measures . Are you this woman or not ? No , sir . I am free . Just as free as you or anyone else here pe train . - I do nt belive you . - Believe pe what you see ! Would a true smrstatskvinne Ia one nigger raising her children ? - You talking known from experience . - I 'm a slave owner from Virginia . I not only know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do it . I 'm really sorry , ladies . Thank you , I do not know what we would have done without you . Excuse for what I said . I would fe him e ge . Desperate times call for desperate measures . - Where are you from ? - Chevy Chase . We shopped in New York then we heme on Fort Sumter . It was see many flags and see a lot skrik that we went home . I erfru H . Van Stratten , this is my woman Sarah . Shelby Peyton , Mr . Garrett St . Clair . An honor e fe see you . You are not free , are you ? I Herrens mines there vi all fri . Excuse an ignorant Yankee , but if he could give you your freedom , - Why did not you accept his offer ? Since I want to go home again . I hmrer home there . This journey has not been catered fun for Sarah . She took dmtrene be to the theater and were asked e ge there . Si ; @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Derlig prmve pe northern hospitality . - I 've been kicked in the butt . At home there are limits we know we can not fer pass . The scraps written In baking and pe boards . They are engraved in burning iron , see even a blind nigger knows his place . But here , in their Iovede land - preker those that there are no limits . " You should not have any boundaries . " But they have . The particles are not in any baker , pe burning iron or bulletin boards . But in their hearts . Travelers to Washington will rise by in Philadelphia . Passengers traveling to Baltimore , gjeir the pe own risk . The train came to Baltimore on April 19 . 85 is after the Battle of Lexington . It was uneasy pe streets . Palmetto Guards dressed to civil - and Iaget once again brek to yankeene should epne fire . Terry . Terry , kom hit ! Terry ! Chat with me . Vekn up . Thanks ' pastor . I Me e him away hefira . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ come , I come . - Where are you , Shannen ? - Why not sle into dmren ? Shelby ! My God , what happened ? Your brother ended up in the crossfire . He comes to e survive . Help , Terry . Calm and careful . Add pillows under his head ! This is Pastor Stiles . He went Terry away from the street . We need a blanket - - New clothes and anything e rengjare Seret with . And whiskey . - Pe time e vekne , Terry . - Ner by morning , Dad . Vekne , Terry ! The Extend your Manene ! Shawn ? Hvorior 5V2 ? ( A flu ' ? He knocks little wits out in your head . Dad will not know that he drinks . No thanks . I have Iangt e travel and many streets e get me through . I do not know how to thank you . I can only emske good trip . It keeps . If you eri Manassas , see Iigger church min at bekken Bull Run . I show myself out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did you do there ? You should not be with Palmino Guards . Palmetto Guards . A secret society . - Slaughter 's wife talked about it . - Ouch , it gjeir hurt ! There is nothing against what dad will expose you to ner he fer know . We are fighting for freedom ver . Tell her that ! He fer hole in your head if you continue e helle . Then you might come into little light and cobwebs disappear . I , then ? - It was because you 've jumped off . - I had no choice . All saturate swear the oath . I just could not gjmre it . - Who would have asked you ? - You can not believe what 's happening . Saint Patrick 's Day In Hell . They shoot , kill and mdelegger tracks . Everyone is going crazy . Hvor er min whiskyen , Shannen ? Shannen ? Shelby , Shelby , Shelby . You have broken my heart . He had no choice . He saturate swear the oath . It would have been a sin @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I will not discuss politics . I talking about religion . Faith pe flag and land . The flag my land my my religion . What is it ? Terry kom ille ut pe Cotton Street . You know I 'm not the amplifier . - Stop it ! It was not his fault . - I was pe way home from school . - Shelby saved life his . - Jase , did he ? He and his Palmetto Guards ster might behind it all ? I came ikke h ? for e krangva . I thought that if I came here and prmvde e explain things ... I would not hare one IYD . Ne fer you not marry my daughter . - Get out of the house . - Yes , sir . - Get out of the house ' said Xeg . you skflv is . Shelby ! Vent ! - Let him be like . - It 's my IIV . - It varjeg who gave it to you . - It does not entitle you to e leve it . Shelby ! - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I have Iatt you ge forever ? - It will not be forever . - D ? It is forever . People DMRI war . You can be killed and what will happen to us then ? I do not know . Although I deir , we will e be together . I know ikke about ' Yag ' nor pix ( Cat . Ner man picker and Ievende blomst 's Deir den . If one plants a dadt fHZI see it flourishes again . We can be picked from this life , but we 're going to e flourish again . I knew it would not Iede to something good . A share a room with my brother . A forsake e transform a Methodist to an Irish poet . I 'm yours . Forever . Stay with me Tonight ! Bare en nah . When O'Neil came to Washington , the city had become a northern state formation . People veknet of reveille and fell asleep to the drain line at night . The Yankees thought the city was hateful . Not pe because of the slave trade @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Willard 's Hotel . Do you know how hard deterministic e fe room in town without e have ordered ? I come here pe your invitation and you are not even a coat stand . They did not have more , but I Heper that this is good enough . Oh my God ! Who were you nmdt e kill ? Greven av Paris , tronpretendent . - pistols at dawn ? - Poker midnatt . - Staked his room ? - 'l 'll we go or Lee takes the city . - This is worth e sless for . - Your bedroom faII the bathroom . The bathroom ? Inside pe room ? - With running water . - I hardadd and ended in Versailles . Vi skal pe fest til Rose Greenhow . Washington-sosietetens fmrste dame . - She knows beautiful women . - Should we omges with the enemy ? - If we 're lucky . - Last time you got a beautiful one 0g I bottom scraped . Harte you her sing ? One had expected a little more tact from a woman who smrger . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Why thank you yes to the recipient ? - For e see what the enemy gjeir . Then you can visit Mr . Lincoln . The repealing habeas corpus is not only the people 's enemy , but ogse feed you against the constitution . With this event I can call in a watch and beast all who heist and no one except the President can then release the person . When fer we well sarge for e keep your hands busy . Is it true that you and herr Brady to photograph the war , Mr . St . Clair ? - Why ? - A picture says a thousand words . - I Heper that you have good taste . - I agree . Tanken on at en die Skala sin dmde semn pe newspapers fmrstesider is an unbearable thought . - When fer we might finally pe insanity . - Excuse us . Her name is Lily Magraw . Rose Greenhows best friend who has just become a widow . - And Fish blomst ? - Nei , and magnolia som snart sler ut . Frmken Magraw @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about . Six hyggefig e Xrefie ( Keg . - A smster from gnzmne mya ! - Georgia , rather . Via a Scottish valley and a detour through a Cherokee-Iandsby . Unfortunately . A Scottish valley faII naer enough for us to kiss pe cheek . - You are very frampe . - It 's war . " Framovel " is the order ver . I believe that I leave you . I will not end up in the middle in the battle . Herr Custer sa at du var best I klassen ved West Point . Depends pe myet beholder . Comparing with the best , I found myself in the middle but if you compare it with Mr . Custer , I ended skyhayt . You see the Irish that I would not be surprised if your blood was grant . Grant of envy about another fmlger you home . Black and blettes , rather . I live in Virginia . But she lives with me ne . We probably will not hit each other . - Dette er vertinnen Rose Greenhow . - Rose O'Neal Greenhow @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Naer nok for et kyss . Devin Patrick Riley O'Neil . West Point , number 17 in the graduating class in 1861 . Roommate and friend of Shelby Peyton , smker a posting in the infantry . Rose knows for sure pe which side of the bed you veknet up this morning . You have too hmye thoughts about me . Moreover slept Mr . O'Neil pe train . Excuse me . Fantastic . Know the War Department to her ? You 're afraid the gym there . You 're the fmrste I mutt who has gett West Point without E must be smug . It comes from poverty . I was fmdt Into it . I know how deterministic e not cattle food . - Senne memories make a humble . - Or Gredig . Not if one has sighted myne and a sincere heart . - Have I offended you ? - No , deterministic only ... You remind me of someone I lost recently . An Irishman who you . - Mannen din ? Herr Custer sa ... - Han var min forlovede , herr O'Neil . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fmrste as dmde . - I 'm sorry . - I ogse . He was a nice man . Full of piss and vinegar with a true poet 's heart . Poetry , piss and vinegar constitute the Irish soul trinity . - How was the chicken ? - Do n't like the Irish . - How was the chicken ? - Do n't like the Irish . - Bor Terence Michael O'Neil her ? - Ja . - Can I help you ? - We want to talk to him . - About what ? - It ferjeg not say . - Say that we eat dinner ! - The soldiers want to talk to Terry . - I demand e fe see your mandate . - You can claim whatever you want . Ta ut him to the cart ! - Hvor fairer decrease ham ? - The sign er pegrepet for hmyforraederi . If you have any other spmrsmel fer contact militaerpolitisjefen Tomorrow . You have no right to this . Dear Shannen , Christmas Eve In May ! I received your letter from the eighteenth . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ academy . Your dad me be proud . My device is soon to Manassas . Heper it starts soon . Then it is soon over , and we can be together . Forever . Can you first that , Lucius ? The woman pe train would only go home . Ja ' sir . Det Kan ' yag was . Had I not been there , would the man dragged her off the train . - in the Iovede land . - There are scandals . Abolitionists say that the war is just about slavery . Everyone knows that it is as much about state rights . Yes , massa Shelby . It does not require much in order to be first there . - Just like in the old days . - Yes , massa Shelby . Hvofior pravar du senn ' ? Du har sagi " M2552 " he ? swan ' yag kom ' mbake . Deter well what you are ? You know I never thought pe myself so . If a mule do not see themselves as a donkey , he is the Iikevel . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . Have you been bitten by the bug of freedom ? It does not come by any bug . I got the fever of mom with breast milk when I was fmdt . Dad says that fever will be starved out . It comes perhaps your illness ogse . I 'm not sick , Shelby ! - The fever my upholds me . - Where are you going ? Are you going to escape ? I 'll take care a Iong snare . Catching a fish ! Kanskfle hen Quick ogse . You 've said it since we were ette is . Why should he bother ne ? We are not ette is long , Shelby . No , we are not there . Dear Devin , Terry has been detained for hmyforraederi . A classmate entered him . He sits pe Fort McHenry . Dad is there every day . They let him go in , see him waiting . He ester there with other families . Good people , as Reverend Howard 's wife . They took her husband when he Ieste right bemn . Mr . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Bartol has the ogse lest into . They brought him in the midst of a trial . Dad is beside herself and Gretel as a child . He drinks , banner and blames Shelby for everything ! They threaten him with dismissal . I do not know what I 'm going gjmre . Ordfmreren , politimesteren and the judge says all the same . They erforhindret of the habeas corpus-thing . - It has struck me ogse . - They take it out pe him ogse . - Pe hvilken mete , herr O'Neil ? - Jeg fer ingen beordring . - All other I class have fat there . - They can doubt pe Iojaliteten min . - And where did you Iojaliteten yours ? - At the union , but not in the governing . - And your father ? - Dad pissing stars and stripes . - Excuse me for obskemitetene . - It was just words . Obskemitetene , detergent it affecting your family . - Do you think you can help my brother ? - My influence is reduced . But there is perhaps some @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ look you might want to be alone in the evening . We women in Smrstatene want vere men shall be very religiase and little crazy . The time ette , do not come too late ! You fer take it lightly , did not see the buttons in uniform flying by . - Hei , Jeraboam . - Det var pe tide at du kom . - They 've been worried about you . - I had things e gjmre . Man should not be late to his own farewell party . Have you seen Lucius ? He has traveled to the city with Lavinia . - Then I should have seen them there . - They were supposed to meet Dr . Bates . The poor girl 's baby has kicked all night . - But she 's fine . - Tell him I 'll talk to him ! What is it that is seeing important with my boy ? I have a gift from my dad that he will love . - Not the horse , right ? - Better than that . Foflem I do not like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fuglefjaer In gaze . Dad has given me Lucius ' freedom . Lavinia and child ogse . Not gret . It does not mean they me go . They can be see long they want . - God bless you . - Do n't say anything Lucius ! I will tell it yourself . - Do not forget it . - I will not say a word . I promise . Shit ! Lavinia ! Jeg Kommer , Lavinia ! - I 'm coming , Lavinia . - I 'm here . What is def ? What ' ? Oh my God ! - What is wrong ? - Just help me home . - We can not go home . We me escape . - Fe me only home ! OK , 0k , 0K . I hart that your dad got a good crop , Wade . That 's because we fmder up look fine niggers . - It is not cattle , you are talking about . - No , they are more complicated than that . If one takes care of the mother properly during pregnancy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Shelby ? Well you could come . - I apologize . Judge Trumble had lost his glasses and Imstennene their . He turned upside down pe market when he IAfter after their teeth . Eventually they found them in a box with his wife pickled IMK . I talked to Mary Chestnut other day ... - Fins Palmetto Guards In Baltimore ? - Do n't epent . - Can they give a letter to Shannen ? - It 's worth a forsake . The sooner it ends , the better for us all . - It takes hmyst 90 days . - It sierdu not ? After what I 've seen of the Yankees , they fail more . It was they who stopped the British in 1776 and 1812 . I 'm not sure pe that it does not become a Iong and bloody war . You should have fat Commissioned e create a hospital here . - You must fairy one colonel degree . - Is it , Leland ? Yes , but I would not say anything fmrjeg had decided . - And what have you decided @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A Colonel degree is not bad . I 've said no to e become colonel , but I have accepted the assignment . A man 's degree is unimportant ner it comes to e save IIV . I would utbringe one boundary of the danger min as beer its Iegefrakk with a general 's position . For the mother , whose compassion I shall take with me pe battlefield . For my friends and my family that I will be thinking pe In difficult times . And konfmderasjonen . Me she ieve long . - Lucius ? - Lavinia blur . Hun mister barnet . Take her to Charlie 's room ! Purse wife , Shelby . Excuse me . Hvorforflyktet you ? Why could not rely pe that I took care of you ? Hold up , Shelby . You know I can not gjmre it . ' Fl and with a blind nigger know borders . My child should fades freely and not wait pe others down . - Where faII below the child the ' ? - I do not know . Maybe I e not fades @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - But all the blood , then ? - A smaller blmdning . It happens sometimes . But she bore being in bed until the child becomes fmdt . - It takes about three weeks . - I do not know how I should thank you . Not mertull . You should not have ridden off with her . Can I ge to her ? Yes , otherwise she comes out and pick you up . See you gave him his papers ? I guess he was happy . Yes , he was enough . I should have done it for long ago but I thought you stood apart see naer that he had it good . - Ja , sir . - God Natta min sign . How hat she def ? Good . Hun sever . Thanks for the gift . It fmltes good e give you it . I 'll ogse say ADJEI . I me go . - I can not stay here . - Lavinia me be in bed . I will not take her with me . It erjeg like me go . Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ take ne ? It happened something bad in the day , Shelby . I killed a white man and injured another . Detaining ellerjeg . - Who were they ? - Slave Dealers . There is no reason to e ge into pe details . It blirtrabbel and I should not be here . - Where are you going ? - I do not really know . There is a secret route that goes north to Canada . - Who do you know in Canada ? - As many as utenforAbbington . No In all . Passer ( flu pix Lavinia ' ? What ? - Fits you pe missus ? - You know you want me to . Thanks . Thanks . Lucius . Lucius . You 're doing never all the way . Travel to Baltimore ! I write to Shannen who take care you . Do not veer see proud . You know I do not like yankeemat . It is just north of Ireland . See you . Thanks to Rose Greenhow was Terry Imslatt 4th of July . He and Dad said not a word @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , rather than klmft that nobody could bridge . Wash and came down afterward . Shannen arrange anything e eat . Everything will be all right , Dad . Ner Terry begins pe West Point ... There is no West Point . It smrger they . Then they can go to hell . He finds something better e gjmre . - It 's a free country . - Hardly . Deter just a Imgn . Do not give up hepet ! Your flag , land your your religion . When I was a boy , was one hung on one utmvet my religion . Hvis man Iaerte en output is Out . One evening rmdjakkene . They said that dad was Iaera ; - se 6e ' wk ham . Mom went to the fort every day , until he got home . In a coffin . They said that he had hanged himself in his belt . Oh my God . See bad it me to have been for him e gjmre somewhat late . A miracle , rather . Dad had braces . Peyton ? General Beauregard will @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ urgent ! Put in a good word for me ! Det var som pokker . Dows plan I detalj . Ne harjeg ham . Greet Rose and say that we are both very grateful ! - The pleasure is pe ver page . - Heper journey ger good . - L ? Ytnant Peyton . You wanted to see me . - Yes , Mr . Peyton . Jeg heme at du var best I klassen din pe e Iede artilleri . Then you are the right man . You fer a battery under Colonel Jackson in Virginia . Dear Shannen , I received your letter of the 20th Thank good God . Sad that Terry has benefited . Your father me being out of himself . Veer careful with your letters . Remember what happened brother ! The sound of your voice will not e fade . Berm Your ring will not be harder . Mr . O'Neil ? I thought you 'd be out and sless . I ogse but I fer no command . It soon gett two perjury . - How can I help you ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ desperate . I need no ne but we FERS . I live pe Willard whether to ne me . - How did you get room part ' ? - Thanks to Mr . Custer . - The man has at least style . - And the money to e keep pe . Ta vare pix ( Keg sew . Devin . I 'll go . I 'm going to Manassas . - I 'm keeping the suite clean . - Not any luck pe War Department ? I hit / Iykoff , but I did not even get cannonball . - Ge to Rose and ask her to help you ! - I do maybe so . Begone fmrjeg takes scalp and your drari your place ! Terry is here . Veer kind to him . Er ( flu pix besrzsk ' ? Or gjar you claim pe building in Davis and konfmderasjonens name ? - I 've come for email saying ADJEI . - Going out in the war ? Do you happen to what sless for ' ? I know what I sless contrary . Nordstats- soldiers who @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Smrstatene come they not after you . - I thought it was a free country . - Shawshank price called Iojalitet . - I call it evil union one Imgn . - Is not slavery evil ? Not evil than the dad and the others did against the colored in Baltimore . Realize that daddy does not treat Negroes better than those down in Smrstatene . Not dam dad and do not say " nigger " . You are a niggersemn of an Irishman . We would stem Iengst down pe scale if it had not been for men like my dad . - I did not come here e argue . - Ger you ne see will be brek . Brother against brother . Adjei , Dev . There is a secret route for blacks fleeing Ner de fer a ticket , hepet In their hearts dawns Loket whistles never and carts ger quiet They kjmrer of place they responded without a little murmur Kona will arrange a little food . Meanwhile fer you wait here with brmdrene your . - How long ? - Tomorrow comes a kondukteir @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is for you . I can not accept . I 'd like to leave you my last shirt , but this is not it . Ta den . I do not know ... - I do not know how I should thank you . - You just did . Pardon . What is it ? I will not hurt you . In . In . Do not veer afraid . I will not hurt you . You can weird my back . Thou shalt not be afraid for me . - What 's wrong with the boy ? - There 's nothing wrong with him . But he has never seen a black man without scars . - coffee , sir . - Thanks . ? Yamv ? " 3 go ? - You fought in Mexico under Ringgold ? - Yes . I have seen most of Cerro Gordo to Chapultepec . - And more ? - That war erfryktelig . - Did it look bad ? - I had derlig stomach ito 's rebound . - How do you think that there will ne ? - I shot @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was going to shoot Yankees . - Heper you fer a quiet morning . - Thanks . Dear Martha , we must all once do . There is no difference pe I might as well do as any other , but I accept my fate . Hvisjeg dmr ... If all ger good erjeg home to innhmstingen and fer hit Kate Mary . Dear Mom , I 've finally fat uniform I would have . - Unfortunately , it was ... - Dear Dad , I 'm terrified . I 'm afraid I 'll start e quake but I think I will fe strength e gjmre my duty . Sad that Rose could not come . A sick relative ? He hetervel not Jeff Davis ? Rose and I have never hidden the opinions informers and you know it . A hold opinions and e allying with the enemy is different things . Just because a woman from Smrstatene , she needs not being spies . Pardon . You said that you want their husbands little crazy , but ... - You still have Iangt again . - I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Then we will . And Ieser about it in the newspapers ? When dmrjeg either of magebesvaer . How should I tell Shelby about you ? Flower of God is one thing , that flower with a child is something else . I Iurer pe ner dad noticing . Not that I regret pe it . I would never trade away the night with your father to thousands IMFT . Just e know that part of me vokseri you and live on whatever happens to me ... Whether I live or deir will semnen ver fades free . That 's all I ask for . If I dar , look , I know at least that . But what if " he " is a she . Let her I see fall be like his mom ! - Is there anyone who can write ? - I can write a name , at least . " Vfilliam A Stiles . " " C/o pastor Joseph Stiles . " " Fmrste baptistkirke , Manassas , Virginia . " It looks as if we 're going to tear up your yard @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the mountain In Young 's Branch . I shot my fmrste hare in the woods where the Yankees shoot . - I me stay and fight . - We kjempertil it freezes in hell . Isen man you but you me . Alreit , guys . It 's time . A long drumbeat . Heir after , too , i say it just once . I will say a few words to the wise . Snart wine is made nordstatsoffiserer- ? on hesten Haner I som et hemsehus itself . It is tempting e shoot one of them , but do not do it . Officers are harmlase , you should just kill those prmver e kill you . Dare har ' so minufier pix were . - Should I FMLE me Seret ? - No , I prmver just email save IIV . Something red for me ? There are soldiers who promotes officers ; - see just ste Iengst forward . When do they give you to Brigadier General or see dar you . ... and about the fate of their 'd be e do , see Iigger @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cheer you . Chair pe Lord and Ia His truth be their Skjold - and Ia his face light up like a wall of fire around you pe battlefield . In Ver Lord and ver Savior Jesus Christ . Amen . O'Neil . Caring pe yourself ne ! I will not give your brother derlige news . Yes , sir . I 'll gjmre . It was called the Manassas or Bull Run . Regardless nest confusion . Rebels In wept and blettes . Stars and stripes , stripes and stars . Not even the flag 's creator wanted to know what was what . The only thing you agreed was flour , Henry Hill . Terry moved to Blackburn 's Ford - while Peyton protected Jacksons hmyre flank . Devon satt solid PE hmyde one 5 km from the nearest percussion - while he prmvde e hide his distaste for pefuglene from the Washington pikniken Ville dmdsoffer - some the breast . The number should not be something in comparison with the 625,000 life who were lost during the four is the war lasted . Had I known that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Du burde be om e e pengene ' think . Dr . Peyton ! Van net har gett for Lavinia ! Skynd deg , Dr . Peyton ! Heper God forgives us that we sless pe one semdag . Kom an ! / Iykoff , general Hintzleman want you to intercept Jackson by Henry Hill . - S kal not we wait pe stmtte ? - You gon na miss . - It 's idiotic . - War is idiotic . Come on ! - Add an ! - Forward , march ! Aim ! - Slkt ! Guy ! Sum Guy ! Sum Guy ! Bajonetter ! - What 's happening , Custer ? - They cheer for rebel lens against . Strange music from a northern state orchestra . Opprmrerne to know that we are going to e win . I bet about it below . Male drzsr there 0g ( flu ster here 0g Veeder about who vmner . Skjemner not you ? Nobody wins In a senn war . No . I need fresh Iuft . - Obviously a coward . - And you 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thing when they skjat against the English . You Venter on Ditt signal . - Fire ! - Fire ! Hold me tightly in his hands ! The Yankees harflyttet guns against Henry Hill . - General Jackson waiting pe you . - We move the guns of Henry Hill . Turn guns ! Kom an ! I 'm just going Iytte . Artillery . 1000 meters . Fire ! - End e shoot , move guns ! - Guy ! Number 3 . 0k hmyden , 121k flow back to dreiyt three seconds . Fire ! Gun 1 and 2 , end e shoot . Infantry on the left , 900 meters . - What is this ? - The rebels arrive . Det er ' I see shaman . - Their flag is not ... - Move back guns ! Andre kanon ' M ' . ! You heme what maiyoren said ' . Frame 0g second gun ' . ! Third cannon ! Deter rebels flag . Are you fornayd , Major ? Ne we dmde ! Fmrste and other gun . Fire ! My beloved Shannen @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ draws in death soldiers . I hat hem smefieskflkene ira the 0g-based drzsende . I gett over the battlefield and seen the massacres of soldiers and horses . It made me sick . War is not aerefylt which authors write . It is only in bone of heat as it is fascinating . When we lose control and fretser In the mdeleggelse we forersaker . I 'm not ashamed of what I harfalt nerjeg have been in danger . The sound of bullets and guns were music In mrene mine . It made me happy and excited me . 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@@5218441 Oh , my God . Enough , camera addict . MAN : Okay , okay . Just a second , though . Before I turn it off , what is your New Year 's resolution ? Ha ! Really ? Yeah , I want to get it on tape so that I can hold you to it . Please , you do n't keep those . That is a fantastic attitude you have right there . We 're going to this time . Yeah ? All right , fine . ( CLEARSTHROAT ) I solemnly swear on this New Year 's resolution to go to the gym and get in shape . Oh , hell , yeah . How about you , ladybug ? What 's your New Year 's resolution ? What 's that ? It 's like a vow or a promise that you make to be a better person . Yeah , or always eat your spinach . - Yuck . - Okay , I got one for you . How about you tell your mommy that you love her at least once a day ? - Okay . - You can start right now . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you , Fishbone ? What 's your resolution ? - Your turn . - My resolution . To make a documentary about this family so that I can show the whole world what a lucky guy I am . - WOMAN : You are a lucky guy . - That 's right . And I thank God every day . If only you believed in God . Yeah , that 'd probably help a little bit . Oh , crap . You know what ? I did n't put change in that meter . We 're gon na get a ticket . - Dad , can you help me ? - What 's up ? - Here , I got it . - You sure ? - Yup . - Thanks , babe . So , Beverly , your psychic powers , when did you first discover them ? Well , everyone 's born with them , you know . But most folks do n't know how to develop them . MAN : And your predictions , how many of them you think have come true ? Well , all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ever felt like you were preying on someone 's superstitions ? Or their emotions ? You know , for example , like telling a mother that her missing son would return alive or breaking up a family by advising for divorce . You know what I mean ? Have you ever felt like you led somebody down the wrong path ? No , I do n't think so . You know , it 's interesting , my wife , she 's always wanted to go to Europe . I finally put this big trip together , then at the last second , she cancels . She says that she needed to be here for this big break in her acting career . A break that you told her was coming . I did . And I 'm guessing it has n't , huh ? No . It will . Yeah , I do n't think so . And why is that ? She 's dead . Her name was Samantha . Samantha King . Yeah . She 'd been coming to you for years . Oh , Sa ... oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wrong place , wrong time . But , you know , the funny thing is is that if we 'd been on that trip , if she had n't listened to you and we 'd gone to Europe , she 'd still be alive . Oh , God . Oh , you ca n't think that I had ... You were giving her spiritual guidance . Guidance based on visions you were receiving from beyond the veil , from higher powers , right ? And these visions , they interfered with her life , Beverly . And she is dead as a direct result . I am deeply sorry for your loss . Okay , then admit it . Admit it . Admit that all this , this is just a scam . That what you claim to do , your psychic routine ... this is just a show , right ? This is a performance here . Come on , Beverly . Come on . I 'm afraid that I 'm gon na have to ask you to leave . Please ? MAN : What happens when you die @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ guess , a story that they 'd like to believe . But at the end of the day , we do n't know . Our ancestors worshiped fire and sacrificed children to vengeful gods . We did n't know any better back then . What 's our excuse now ? It 's the 21st century , yet we 're still arguing evolution versus creationism . And why ? Because the truth scares people . Nobody wants to die . Nobody wants to cease to exist . We want to believe that if we follow a set of rules , rules that were laid out by some ancient , made-up god , we 're gon na continue on in heaven as a spirit . We 're gon na be reincarnated . While all that sounds great , is any of it authentic ? I mean , what 's the truth ? See , the truth is that religion and spiritualism are the most profitable businesses in the world . That throughout history , there 's never been a single shred of evidence that any of it is real . Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ test the most authentic spells , rituals , and summonings that I can find . I 'm only going after the blackest of the black magic . The stuff that people are scared of . So that when they do n't work , people will pay attention . And maybe , just maybe , the world can take a step forward collectively into reality . The cameras will be rolling on me 24/7 in the hopes that if I uncover anything , anything at all , I 'll have found the first ever documented proof . I 'm the testing ground . Me , Michael King . So , God or the devil , if you 're out there , prove it . Come and get me . Ladybug , what are you doing ? Why are you up ? I had a scary dream . Uh-oh . Come here . What was it about ? A monster . A monster ? Okay . Well , I would n't be surprised if this particular monster is a tickle monster . - ( GROWLS ) - ( LAUGHING ) Come on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Oh , no . Oh , no . See , Fishbone 's right . Old Crowley here ... old Crowley here is the best defense against tickle monsters . - Get away ! Get away ! - What are you doing ? - Hey , sis . - What 's going on ? Oh , we are ... she had a nightmare . Yeah , take Crowley with you . Hey , listen . Why do n't I get in bed with you and make sure that there are no more monsters ? - Okay . - Okay ? I think that 's a great idea . I 'm really good at fending off monsters . Aunt Beth is the best . Hey , young lady . Where do you think you 're going ? Are you okay ? All right , give me kisses . - I love you . - I love you , too , Dad . Crowley 's gon na take care of you , okay ? - And Fishbone . - Okay . What is all this stuff , Michael ? I mean , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Seriously ? It 's my new project . Oh , right . What ? I thought that you would be happy , of all people , to see me , you know , getting back to work and moving on . This is n't really moving on , Michael . - Well , it is for me . - Okay . I 'm gon na go put her to bed . Okay , so last night I posted an ad . Documentary filmmaker seeks proof of the supernatural . There must be , I do n't know , over 300 hits on this thing already . We 've got Satanists , voodoo , necromancy . I even have a priest on here . I guess that 's Los Angeles for you , right ? We 're gon na have no shortage of material , that 's for sure . CAMERAMAN : What if one of these fucking Satanists is a serial killer ? - What then ? - Are you serious ? Do n't be such a pussy . So , Father Gibbons , the Church wo n't talk about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're performing exorcisms . Mm-hmm . Yeah . Okay . And these demons that they 're exorcising , is there any proof that they 're real ? A physical proof ? Like horns and brimstone ? Fire , that kind of thing ? Well , any kind of thing . I just do n't understand why there 's never been any documented evidence . What makes you think there 's not ? I have n't seen any . Well , I mean , of course you have n't . You have n't been allowed to . Okay , listen , you stated in your e-mail that you had a real experience , real proof , but you do n't , do you ? Okay . When I was 10 , my father ... he started to take advantage of me . Every night he would come into my room ... ( BELLSTOLLING ) close the door ... My mother , she must have known . She prayed all the time . That was her remedy . God . Well , I prayed to God , but He never stopped my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ God . Started to pray to the devil . ( COUGHS ) Told him I would do anything if he 'd just make my father stop . Well , one night not long after , in the middle of one of his visits , my father had a heart attack . Died on the spot . Wow . That 's awful . I mean , what happened to you , it 's awful . But come on . I mean , how is that anything more than just a strange coincidence ? Well , not long after , I ... began to hear him calling out to me , saying things . I mean , awful , awful things . The devil ? You hear him ... you do n't answer . Because if you do , he will know you 're listening and he will never let you go . MICHAEL : Hmm . Right . Thank you for your time . Appreciate it . I ordered a demon summoning kit off the Internet . I lit the traditionally evil-looking black candles . I even sprung for the expensive @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ insulted by the cheap stuff . Got one plastic ritual altar . Nice . Very nice . And one photocopied booklet . A lot of money went into that guy right there , huh ? I also used Ellie 's coloring set to draw my symbols . Somehow crayons seemed appropriate . So basically what you do is this . You draw the symbol for the demon that you wish to summon . All right ? You read the spell from this . Then you light it , put it in the altar . Voila . ( FRENCHACCENT ) Instant demon . Well , surprise , surprise , the demons were a no-show . Although ... ( GROANS ) ... something 's happening . ( GROWLS ) Okay , there 's no demon . It was worth a shot . So we got in touch with a demonologist . And after negotiating a small ... well , smallish ... fee , we 've convinced him to summon a demon for us . - ( KNOCKS ) - MAN : Just a sec . Hi . Michael King . This is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ never angels ? People summon angels all the time . They just do n't want to interfere . Now , demons , on the other hand , they 're just dying to come here . It 's most tempting to do that when we 're kind of weak , out of sorts . Some people meditate for years to achieve the proper mind set , but we use tricks ... to get us there faster . - MICHAEL : Uh , grape juice ? - With LSD . How much LSD ? If you 're nervous about this part , we should stop right now . There are two prevalent methods for summoning demons . The first is by offering the demon something up front . A human life , continued servitude , your own soul . I do n't recommend those paths as once performed they 're very hard to undo . The second method entails creating the type of frenetic atmosphere demons are drawn to ... chaos , blood , sex , violence . I 'll need some of your essence . Uh , saliva ? Semen . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I have to get it in this cup ? - Bathroom 's right over there . - Okay . Ever hear of auto writing ? Scrying ? Psychography ? It 's how we 're going to pick your demon , - the one we 're going to summon . - Okay . Close your eyes . Now , clear your mind . Open yourself up to the beyond . Allow their energy to flow through you , to use you . Let their energy flow . Breathe . Breathe . I 'm sorry , I 'm not very susceptible to this kind of stuff . - I 'm sorry . - You did just fine . Just a minute here . So what are we looking for here ? What 's this ? To see if the image that you drew matches up with one of the demons . And you think that I drew this ? Look . Daungore . " Commander of 37 legions . Seeker of the defenseless , the weak-spirited , the nonbeliever . Known also as the Great Mocker , Destroyer of Thought , Breeder @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ by the sound of cacophonous music , staying with the conjurer until tormentum in dum demens . " It 's Latin for " torture until madness . " I feel pretty weird , man . ( LAUGHS ) Okay , look at this , man . This look safe to you ? This is fucked up . This is fucked up . Look at all this plastic . They 're gon na kill me in here . That 's what they 're gon na do . Oh , my God . I 'm losing my mind . This is a bad idea . This is bad . Jordan , check this out . Dude , maybe we should get the fuck out of here . Oh , my God , what the fuck have we gotten ourselves into ? ( SPEAKINGLATIN ) Oh , shit . These are real . ( CONTINUESSPEAKINGLATIN ) ( LAUGHS ) Satan . Lucifer . ( CONTINUESSPEAKINGLATIN , @snaps_fingers ) MICHAEL : Okay , so what are you doing here ? MICHAEL : I 'm freaking out a little bit . ( BOTHSPEAKINGLATIN ) MICHAEL @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Jordan , what the fuck is going on , man ? JORDAN : Something 's fucking up the camera . - I ca n't see shit . - ( GROANING ) ( CONTINUESSPEAKINGLATIN ) JORDAN : Hey , hey , hey ! Michael , are you okay ? Are you all right ? Oh , shit . ( CONTINUESSPEAKINGLATIN ) JORDAN : She 's got a knife . Get that fucking knife off of him ! - Get it off of him ! - ( SHOUTING ) Jesus Christ ! ( GRUNTING , SCREAMING ) ( SIGHS ) Well ... that was , like , some kind of satanic porn shoot . The smell in there , right ? And you paid him . ( LAUGHS ) Come on , man , shh . Seriously , turn that off . So you want me to order you some chili ? Runny eggs ? Or how about a cup of bloody jizz ? Do n't . Do n't . Do n't . I 'm never eating again . At least enjoy the acid . Ready ? You 're running through @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Do n't , dude . Do n't . Seriously , come on . I hate you . Turn it off . ( SCREAMS ) So necromancy is considered the blackest of the black arts . Why is that ? Well ... I think it gets most of its bad rap because of the method employed in performing it . You mean dealing with corpses , graves , funeral rites . Right , right . That kind of creeps people out . Sure . But as a mortician , it 's all part of my day job . And as far as the magic goes ... it 's really no different than what any of these mediums are doing except we just employ a slightly different method in raising the dead . Teeth taken from our little friend over there . MORTICIAN : A freshly deceased body works best because the soul may still be lingering . Then we can kind of confuse it . You know , make it think that it 's still alive and that all it needs to do is just get back inside of its living @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to Novocain . - Okay . Doing all right ? - Yeah . Okay , it 'll start to numb in just a couple minutes . The more that we can make you appear like that body the soul once inhabited , the better our chances . You feel that ? - No . - Okay . MORTICIAN : The astral corpse , it wants to keep living . Living is what it knows . You know ? And unless it 's already grown accustomed to the afterlife , it 's what 's normal . And it 's desperate to cling on to that . The Sonoran Desert toad contains dimethyltryptamine , or DMT , the most powerful psychedelic on the planet . The human body produces DMT . It 's released when we die . It helps us pass to the other side . But taking it while we 're still living simulates a near-death experience . I 'm going to need to let it dry . Prepare it . It 's gon na take some time . We need to wait until it 's dark anyhow . This @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is starting to hurt like a bitch , man . Oh , there he is . Hey , sorry we 're late . I got all turned around in here . Jesus Christ . Did you kill these ... did you kill these things ? The toads , their pain , agony , it creates this sort of energy that draws in the spirits . Assume the position . On your back . Right . The smell of burning DMT can be intensely nauseating . Like burning plastic . Now , as it takes effect , the world will shatter and your body will quickly follow . You may feel like you 're starting to die , like you do n't know how to breathe at all . But it 's okay . You just need to let go - and go with it . - ( GROANING ) To Almighty God we commend our brother Michael ... and commit his body to the ground . Ashes to ashes , dust to dust . Roland Sykes . Roland Sykes , reclaim your physical body . - Take this body . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , hey ! - MORTICIAN : Get the fuck out of here . - COP : Get on your knees ! - JORDAN : Michael . - Where are you ? - COP 2 : They 're running . Oh , fuck me . ( PANTING ) COP : He 's making a break for it . Hey ! - There he goes ! - JORDAN : Michael . ( @door_squeaks ) JORDAN : Hey , you in here ? Michael , you in here ? Michael . - STRANGE VOICE : Crawl . - ( JORDANGASPS ) - Crawl ! - ( @door_slams ) ( JORDANGRUNTING ) Fuck ! - Crawl . - JORDAN : What is that ? What the fuck is going on here ? Crawl . Shit . Michael . Michael . Come on , get down , man . Get down from there . Let 's get out of here . Come on . Are you okay ? STRANGE VOICE : I do n't want to be dead . - ( GROWLS ) - Get off , Mike ! - ( PANTING ) - Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're tripping out , man . It 's just the drugs . Dude , just chill . Oh , no . No , no . Fuck . She 's gone . JORDAN : Who 's gone ? Sam . I was with her , man . I was with Sam . But she 's fucking gone . JORDAN : Come on , let 's just get the fuck out of here . - MICHAEL : Steal it ! - How did we get so lucky ? - ELLIE : Come on ! - MICHAEL : I know , she 's amazing . Fishbone , eh . He does n't come when he 's called so much . - MICHAEL : Yeah . - Ew , this is gross now , too . - Here you go . ( GASPS ) - No , no , do n't give it to me . ( CLEARSTHROAT ) My wife Samantha was ... I mean , I fucking touched her . You know , and I felt her with ... ( CLEARSTHROAT ) And she was trying to tell me something . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like static . And I could n't make out what she was saying . But she was ... Took a shower . Got rid of these fucking teeth . Look at this . I feel like I 'm still coming down from the drugs or something . And that static sound , it 's , like , still there . ( SNIFFLES ) I 've got to get some sleep . I ca n't sleep . ( GROANS ) Man , it 's like 4:30 , 5:00 . Something like that . Sun 's gon na be coming up soon . I 'm just past the point . And that noise , it 's , like , now that I 've noticed it , I 'm ... I 'm fixated on it . Hey there . We 're at this reading by Erica Bell . She 's a relatively well-known medium . And then afterwards we get to interview her . So come on , let 's check it out . ( @crowd_gasps ) Okay , was there something with her throat ? Her breathing ? She had esophageal cancer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - ( APPLAUSE ) - She 's watching over you . And you 're ... no , hang on . No , wait a minute . Someone else is butting in here . Lots of spirits want to talk today . This is good . Okay . All right , somewhere over here . Yes . Yes , this is a very strong signal . Female , I think . She really , really wants to talk . Right , she passed recently . Happened kind of quickly , an accident maybe . Okay , she has a message . No , that ca n't be right . She wants to ... Michael , listen to me . You need to ... ( SCREAMS ) - Whoa , whoa . - ( GASPING ) Easy , easy , easy . Jesus Christ . What happened ? We 're not really sure . Erica was about to tell us something and then she went into that seizure . I mean , was she actually channeling Sam ? Or was that just all part of her show ? And then the seizure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't know . ELLIE : Dad , Fishy peed on the floor again . MICHAEL : Huh ? Okay , baby . Daddy will take care of it after dinner , all right ? - Thanks . Oh , fuck ! - Jeez . Why the fuck would you hand me something like that ? It 's scalding hot . God damn it . Michael , that 's a salad . Um , I 'm sorry . I 'm just ... Daddy 's a little tense . I 'm sorry about that . You okay ? I scared you . ( CLEARSTHROAT ) You okay ? Yeah . Have some salad , Ellie . ( SIGHS ) ( SIGHS ) I thought if I went out today that I could shake this noise in my head , that it would just go away . ( GROANS ) ( CRACKS ) But now that I 'm home and it 's quiet , it 's like ... ( CRACKS ) I wish I could describe for you what this is . It 's this constant barrage , this cacophony of sound @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ROARS ) ( GASPS ) Oh , fuck . - ( ROARING ) - ( DIGITALSQUEALING ) Okay , so what 's the deal again ? Like I said , it came out of my mouth . Uh-huh . Yeah , no . Why not ? There 's multiple layers of overtone singing . Overtone ? What does that mean ? It 's when a singer manipulates their voice to have multiple pitches at the same time . Okay , good . So then maybe I did it accidentally . Well , even if I bought that , which I do n't , there 's more . Here . Let 's see . - This is a B2 . - ( NOTEPLAYS ) - Okay . - And this is a C# 7 . ( NOTEPLAYS ) That 's a Guinness Book vocal range right there . The tape you gave me ... ( NOTEPLAYING ) we 're talking F # all the way ... - E25 . - ( HIGH-PITCHEDNOTE ) Some of it 's not even audible . Just barely registering on my stuff . Let me ask @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ could have made this ? Not a chance . If you 're not fucking with me , then there 's something wrong with the audio in your camera . A defect or something . It 's not the camera . Thanks . ( LOUDSTATICHISSING ) BETH : Michael . Michael . - ( TURNSOFFSTATIC ) - So fricking loud . Michael ? Hello ? What are you doing ? Hey . Michael . - ( GROWLS ) - ( GASPS ) Oh , my God . You scared me . Let 's go . I 've been calling you . Dinner 's ready . - ( LOUDSTATICHISSING ) - ( HIGH-FREQUENCYWHINING ) ( GROWLING ) ( GROWLINGCONTINUES ) ( FISHBONEBARKING ) ( MICHAELGROWLING ) Chronic ringing of the ears . It 's a very common condition . It 's called tinnitus . - You should see an internist . - I did . I did . He gave me a clean bill of health . Said that it must be psychosomatic , that I should see a psychiatrist , which is why I 'm here . I understand , Michael @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , yeah . Left you alone with a little girl . ( CLEARSTHROAT ) Ellie , uh-huh . You might be going through some extreme stress trying to deal with thoughts , feelings , emotions , things that consciously you might not think you can handle . And so then they become side effects . All right , so you think you can , I do n't know , help me come to grips with this if that 's what it is ? DOCTOR : Breathe . Good . Let your thoughts , your conscious , drift away . Nice and easy . We 're traveling deep into your subconscious , Michael . Deep down inside . - ( GASPS ) - Michael ? Are you there ? Are you with me ? MICHAEL : Yes . DOCTOR : How are you feeling ? - MICHAEL : Fine . - DOCTOR : Good . That sound in your head , is it still there ? MICHAEL : Yes . - Okay . - But there 's something else . DOCTOR : What ? MICHAEL : I know what the sound @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ MICHAEL : Voices . - Voices ? - Yes . What are they saying ? So many things . DOCTOR : Anything in particular ? - Yes . - What ? They 're saying you will ... DOCTOR : What ? You will what , Michael ? ( STRANGEVOICESWHISPERING ) MICHAEL : You will ... DOCTOR : Michael ? STRANGE VOICE : Crawl . JORDAN : Michael , are you okay ? Michael . Hey ! What the fuck ? What the fuck is going on ? The camera jumped out of my hands . You made some weird voice . ( LAUGHS ) Bullshit . It 's all on the camera . And then you were talking about all the sounds in your head , they were voices . Look , I know this is none of my business , but ... you think Sam would want you to be doing this ? So Jordan officially left the project . Is something really happening to me ? I mean , I 'm physically exhausted . I 'm drained . And I was hypnotized , you know ? Is it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I mean , I think that Jordan just got startled and threw the camera . That 's what it looked like . I do n't know . ( GROANS ) Okay , I 'm back . And this thing going on in my head , it 's evolving . It 's like I can hear this ... mumbling now . Like my subconscious is trying to talk to me or something . And if I concentrate ... I can almost tell what it 's saying . ( CRASHES ) Must have flown into the window . DOLL : Crowley loves you . ( CAWS , CACKLES ) Hey , sweetie . Did that noise wake you up ? That was just the window . It broke . It was just the window . It 's okay . What is it ? You all right ? - The monster . - Monster ? Oh , from your dream . Okay . Okay . Let 's see . I 'll tell you what . How about you go back to sleep , and then maybe Daddy will show up in your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ How 's that ? You ca n't . Really ? Why is that ? I saw the monster . Well , that 's good . What did this monster look like ? It 's you , Daddy . It 's me ? It 's just a bad dream . You know that , right ? And Daddy would never hurt you , okay ? No matter what . Why do n't you go get Fishbone and go get back in bed , okay ? I ca n't find her . MICHAEL : Come on , girl . ( WHISTLES ) What you doing , Fishy ? Let 's see , that bird should be right about here . Huh . That 's weird . Fishbone . Is that you , girl ? ( WHISTLES ) Oh , where the fuck are you ? ( TRASHCANSRATTLE ) ( CRUNCHING ) What the fuck ? Whoa , Jesus Christ ! Fuck . What the fuck is that ? Ellie ! Beth ! Ellie ! Beth ! Jesus . Michael . What the hell ? What are you doing ? She 's asleep @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wrong ? We 'll find the dog , okay ? Just relax . Look , will you please stop acting like this ? I 'm sorry . I 'm just ... You 're just acting , like , crazy , so ... - You all right ? - Are you all right ? - Yeah . - You look like shit . Have you slept lately ? ( SIGHS ) Oh , God . I just ca n't seem to wind down . Hold on . Here . Take two of these . - Sleeping pills ? - Yup . Then you will sleep , believe me . Feel better in the morning . Thank you . Good night . ( @static_hissing ) ( FLOORBOARDSCREAK ) ( SNARLING ) ( GROWLING ) ( RATTLES ) ( BETHMOANS ) MICHAEL : I thought if I got a good night 's sleep that this would end . But these voices , they 're not going away . I need to confront this . So ... are you real ? Or am I going insane ? Neither is an appealing choice , but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I guess I 'd rather ... you were real . ( CRACKS ) Okay . Okay . What if ... what if I said ... what if I said that you 've proved your existence ? That I believed in you ? I believe in you . Would you just ... would you leave ? STRANGE VOICE : No . ( GROWLING ) ( LAUGHS ) We 're gon na fuck you up . ( SCREECHING ) ( POUNDING ) - ( @door_opens ) - ( POUNDS ) Hi . Oh , is Father Gibbons here ? I 'm sorry , no . STRANGE VOICE : Kill her . I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry . Listen , it is urgent . I need to speak to Father Gibbons right now . - And you are ? - Just get Father ... I 'm Michael King . I 'm Michael King . I interviewed him and I need to talk ... - I need to talk to him right ... - PRIEST : I 'm sorry . Father Gibbons passed a few days ago . He 's ... he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - An exorcism ? - Yeah . - The Church does n't do that . - No , you do it . I know you do . Father Gibbons told me that you do . I need an exorcism , please . He was rather out of sorts towards the end . I 'm sorry if he misled you . He did n't mislead me . I need help . Excuse me . There 's nothing we can do for you . - Sorry , we ca n't help you . - Father , I need your help . - I 'm sorry . - Oh . Okay . Okay . ( SCREAMS ) Excuse me a moment . - You ca n't come here . - How do I get rid of it ? - How do I make it go away ? - What are you talking about ? I mean this thing . This thing in my fucking head . I warned you something like this might happen . Now I need you to get the fuck out . - ( POUNDING ) - ( @dog_barking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you done to me ? - What is this thing ? - What ? I do n't understand . Something 's got a hold of me . You did something . - You summoned something . - No , man , it 's not for real . - It 's all for fun . - Bullshit , you 're lying . ( @gun_cocks ) Get up . Get up . Easy . Please . Please help me . - Now get out of here . - Please . I need your help . I really need to talk to her . I need to come in and I need to see her . But is n't that what she 's supposed to do is help somebody that 's in a situation like what I 'm in ? I 'm hearing shit and I 'm seeing shit now . Listen , I 'm losing my fucking mind . Would you please just tell Dr . Cox that I need to talk to her ? Can you do that for me ? Oh ! You do n't know how fucking desperate I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people . Well , I need your fucking help ! I do n't know what to fucking do . ( CLICKING ) ELLIE : Dad . Can I play my game ? Tell me ... do you miss your mommy ? Yeah . You can be with her , you know . BETH : Hey , Ellie , come on . Let 's go get a bath . So long . Ladybug . Come on , let 's go . MICHAEL : I do n't feel like myself at all anymore . I 'm starting to have these crazy thoughts . ( LAUGHS ) I feel compelled . Like I have to . Like I have to fucking do it . ( LAUGHING ) ( @static_hissing ) ( GROWLING ) Eyes are throbbing like mad . Can you see this ? Aw , it hurts like hell . I 'm fucking slipping . What ? Oh , my God . No , God damn it , no ! What the fuck ? What the fuck is that ? Oh , my God . ( BETHSCREAMING ) What happened ? Beth @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ) Ellie ! Ellie ! - DOLL : Crowley loves you . - Ellie . - ( DOLLCACKLES ) - Ellie . Is that Fishy ? - No , baby . - Are you okay ? - Ellie , sweetheart . - No , no . Beth , you do n't think ... Beth , I didn't . - ELLIE : I do n't want to leave Fishy ! - Ellie . - Let me go ! - Ellie . Oh , God . Oh . ( SOBBING ) What have I done ? Fish . You ... you do n't have power over me . You do n't . You think you do , but you do n't . This is n't what I wanted . This is n't what I wanted at all . I 'm sorry , Sam . You ca n't make me do anything . Shh . Could n't make me lower . You are just in my fucking head . Get out of my head ! ( PANTING ) ( SCREAMS ) I thought I almost killed Ellie . Fishbone was Sam 's dog @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ellie , they 're staying with one of Beth 's friends for a few days . It 's getting too hard to fucking concentrate . - ( GROWLING ) - ( STRANGEVOICESWHISPERING ) Quiet ! Why are you doing this ? Why are you doing this ? Stop saying that , God damn it ! Shit ! Stop ! " I command you , unclean spirit . You shall not be emboldened to harm this creature of God . You shall not harm him or those he touches . I command you , release this body . Release this body ... " ( SCREAMS ) " Turn back this evil upon my soul . I beseech you , Lord . I beseech you . " STRANGE VOICE : Burn ! Burn ! - Burn ! - Fuck ! God damn it ! You ca n't have this body . No ! No , God damn it ! ( GROANING ) Fuck ! Fuck ! ( SCREAMS ) God , please ! - ( SCREAMING ) - ( VOICEGIBBERING ) - ( @glass_shatters ) - ( CACOPHONYSTOPS ) I 've tried @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ incantation I can find . Nothing 's worked . The more I try and fight it , the more it takes over . Forcing me to do things . Laughing at me . It 's fucking laughing at me . You 'd think this really hurts , right ? Funny thing is I can hardly feel it . It 's getting harder and harder to feel anything . It 's like ... none of this is real anymore . ( LAUGHS ) It 's not real . ( LAUGHING ) Nothing is real . See this ? Look at that . No matter how many times I kill it ... ah , there . Oh , yeah . See this ? See ? Another one . Okay . I 've been doing this all day long . Look at that bastard . You son of a bitch . Fuck . Another one . God damn it . If I let it crawl on my body , there 's only one . The second I kill it , another one shows up . - ( VOICEWHISPERS ) The girl . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what you want ! ( VOICEWHISPERING ) We want the girl . - You ca n't have her . - We can make you do it . - You ca n't have her . - Someone else . - Someone else . - Okay . Okay . I 'll do it . I 'll do it . But you ca n't have Ellie . You hear me ? You ca n't have Ellie . ( STRANGEVOICESWHISPERING ) ( @dog_barking ) ( STRANGEVOICESWHISPERING ) ( KNIFESCRAPING ) ( VOICEWHISPERING ) Kill her . Now . Kill her . Kill her . Kill her . - ( GROANS ) - Kill her ! We want you to kill her . ( GROWLING ) Kill . Kill him . ( @door_closes ) ( SIGHS ) Sorry , Ellie . I just ... I could n't do it . I just ... I have to fucking get some sleep . Goddamn rest . You 're not going anywhere ! Okay , we 're not going anywhere . We 're fuckin ' sleeping . No , we 're not going out . ( STRANGEVOICESWHISPERING ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( SCREAMS ) ( GROANING ) ( GROWLS ) What the fuck ? Oh , no . ( DISTANTSTATICHISSING ) ( @static_hissing ) JORDAN : Michael . - Jordan , I 'm in here . - Michael ? - Michael . - Yeah . Jesus Christ , what the fuck is going on in here ? Your place is a dis ... Jesus . Key is over there . Do you mind getting it for me ? Oh , fuck . We need to get you some serious help , all right ? You gon na check into a facility ? I 'm serious , man . If I unlock you , we are going there right now . Answer the fucking ... what am I doing ? ( @phone_ringing ) Jordan ? ( PHONECONTINUESRINGING ) ( STOPSRINGING ) Oh ! Oh , fuck ! There was a being inside a light and ... I do n't know if it was an angel or ... ( CHUCKLES ) God . It asked me if I was prepared to move on . All I needed to do was let go . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I needed to come back and tell you that everything was gon na be okay , that I 'm okay . Because ... the next time that it happens , I 'm gon na let go . Michael , I know you have a hard time believing ... ( SOBBING ) but it 's real . I know that now . I love you , Michael . I always will . There 's a few things I need to say to Ellie . Why the fuck did n't I listen to you ? My little ladybug . So sad I 'm not gon na see you grow up - into the beautiful ... - Fuck ! stunning little angel you already are . - Please just know that I 'm with you . - No ! You can't . - I 'm always there . - You ca n't have this body . It 'll be okay . It 's gon na be okay . ( GROANS ) Kill me ! ( GROANING ) Fuck . Here we go . ( SCREAMING ) ( @water_running ) These cameras , this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it and uses it to show others . Tell my story , please . Someone tell my story . Tell my daughter ... tell my daughter her daddy never meant for any of this to happen . Tell her that ... tell her that Daddy loves her . ( COUGHS ) Tell her ... tell her her daddy loves ... - ( GROANS ) - ( STRANGEVOICESWHISPERING ) STRANGE VOICE : You ought to kill her . - No . No . - Do it . No ! Leave me alone . Why ? We 're having fun . ( GAGS ) ( VOICELAUGHING ) ( @water_splashes ) - ( SCREAMS ) - ( ELECTRICITYCRACKLES ) I love you . Okay , now go ... MICHAEL : Fishy , what are you doing ? Get out of that . - That 's not yours . - Oh , no , he ate all the popcorn . - Baby . Come here . - That dog is like a disposal . Now puke . Puke . Give it back . MICHAEL : Put your fingers down his throat . Mouth to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ : We 're together now , Michael . Is n't it wonderful ? I had it wrong , did n't I ? The interference , the chattering , the noise ... those were n't demons . That was n't you . ( VOICELAUGHING ) Those were angels . Something . Trying to ... trying to warn me . ( VOICELAUGHS ) Trying to keep me from hearing the real voices ... the real singing . Because once you hear it , you can never stop listening . ( VOICELAUGHING ) ( GROWLING ) ( @static_hissing ) ELLIE : I 'm gon na go get Crowley . Michael ? Oh , my God . What the ... ? - ( @door_slams ) - ( GASPS ) Michael . - Michael , you 're scaring me . - ( GROWLING ) Michael , it 's me . It 's Beth . Please . ( CHOKING ) ( CHOKING ) ( SNAPS ) ( LAUGHS ) Daddy ? STRANGE VOICE : Let 's play . ( GROANS ) No . Ellie , run . Run from Daddy . Go . STRANGE VOICE : @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ GROANING ) STRANGE VOICE : We 're gon na rip her head off . No . Run , Ellie . Go . STRANGE VOICE : We 're gon na eat her , Michael . ( BONESCRACKING ) ( GROANS ) ( CRACKING ) ( SNIFFING ) STRANGE VOICE : Where are you hiding , ladybug ? ( GROWLS ) DOLL : Crowley loves you . ( CAWS ) No . No . - Ellie . - ( GROWLING ) ( SNIFFS ) STRANGE VOICE : Yes . Ladybug . Where are you ? Daddy 's coming to find you . DOLL : Crowley loves you . ( CAWS , CACKLES ) ( WHIMPERING ) - No . Daddy ! - ( COINRATTLES ) Sam . Is that you ? SAMANTHA 'S VOICE : Go quickly . No , Daddy . It 's okay . ( @heart_beating ) ( SCREAMING ) SAMANTHA 'S VOICE : It 's gon na be okay . - MICHAEL : Get her , Fishbone . - SAMANTHA : He 's coming . Run . MICHAEL : Get her . Oh , God . ( SAMANTHALAUGHS ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ New Year 's resolution ? To make a documentary about this family so that I can show the whole world what a lucky guy I am . - You are a lucky guy . - That 's right . And I thank God every day . If only you believed in God . Yeah , that 'd probably help a little bit . Oh , crap . You know what ? I did n't put change in that meter . We 're gon na get a ticket . - Dad , can you help me ? - What 's up ? - Here , I got it . - You sure ? - Yup . - Thanks , babe . Of course . Come on , get it . Come get it . - ( BARKING ) - Fetch ! We 're too good . Atta boy . - ( GASPS ) - ( COINJINGLES ) - MICHAEL : Sam ! - ( BRAKESSQUEAL ) ( SAMANTHASCREAMS ) - ( SAMANTHAGROANING ) - MICHAEL : Help ! - Somebody help ! - ELLIE : Mommy ! ( SAMANTHAGROANINGWEAKLY ) ( @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ something real Something real to feed me Inside your naked world Your body works forever I 'm electric with your tears Your soul came into the darkness Of everlasting fear Why do n't you bow down now ? Make me feel like I 'm someone Bow down now , roll over Make me feel like I 'm someone God made you to serve me I know I 've lost control She 's the liquid flesh you feel Fills your empty soul The master 's love is torture As your innocence knows the game So what you ca n't remember Is working for your shame Why do n't you bow down now ? Make me feel like I 'm someone Bow down now , roll over Make me feel like I 'm someone Give me What I need to Give you Give me What I need to Give you Why do n't you bow down now ? Make me feel like I 'm someone Bow down now , roll over Make me feel like I 'm someone Bow down now , roll over Make me feel like I 'm someone Bow @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm someone Bow down now , bow down now Bow down now ( @instrumental_music_playing )

@@5218541 Hello , darling . Managed to slip away , but I think I sprang my bloody wrist . Oh , John ... How is work ? Fine , thanks . I 'm doing a big abstract to the International Exhibition . How 's yours ? I might be making some progress in the Ridgeway 's Disease . I 've a patient in Hammersmith Hospital , Mrs . Crabtree , she 's a driver 's wife , I believe , she 's dying of Ridgeway 's . But she 's allowed me to try some new treatments on her . By God , she 's got some spirit ! Poor , frightened old thing that she is . And all I get from Gerda is , " Why are you out so late ? " Well , sometimes you 're with me . Hmm , but all the time I 'm married to Gerda . It 's what you wanted , is n't it ? Yes . Will I see you this weekend ? - Yes . Are you going ? - Yes . - Well , that will be lovely . - Yes . Henrietta , come here . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's always the same when I invite Gerda . I wish I had n't , but the worst thing is that she 's so terribly nice . One has to have her , of course , it would be so terribly rude to invite John without her . On the other hand , it does seem so odd , doe n't it ? Someone as nice as Gerda should be so voyd of any kind of intelligence . I often think , if she had any spirit at all , she 'd stay away . Henrietta will help , of course . Strange how good Henrietta is with Gerda . - What 're you talking about , Lucy ? - The weekend is upon us , Midge . The guests will be arriving any minute . And I 'm just trusting to Henrietta to make conversation , because John and Gerda it 's a nightmare , John and Gerda . Lucy , do you know what time it is ? I 'm sorry , darling , I have absolutely no idea what time it is . It 's a quarter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did n't you tell me ? Come , come , come , go back to your dreams . Good night . - There you are , Mrs . Pearstock . - Thank you very much , Dr . Christow . Goodbye . Are you alright ? I 'm tired . A weekend in the country will make you feel better . Yes . Unfortunately , Gerda is driving . - Victor ! - Mr . Poirot , sir , have a good trip ? Without incident , thank you . Victor , Victor , what is that smell ? - Smell ? Ca n't smell anything , sir . Just good country air . Collie , the telephone number is on the pad , in the surgery . Call me if there 's trouble . There 'll be no trouble , Dr . Christow . - Goodbye , children . - Bye , daddy ! Be good ! It wo n't start . Switch on the ignition , Gerda ! - I 'm so stupid . I 'm sorry . - Let 's just get there , shall we ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ frighten the life out of me . - Goodbye , children ! - Bye mummy . Bye daddy ! The weather 's said fair for the weekend . Everything 's spick and span ( immaculate ) at the cottage , the wife 's seen to that . I am sure I shall be most comfortable . It will be a relief , I expect , escape the fumes and stink of London . I say ! Milles tonnerres ! Why must you spent so many hours at the hospital when you 've a perfectly surgery at home ? It 's research , Gerda ! Research , as I 've explained before . - Why are you slowing ? - It might be about to turn red . - But it is n't , is it ? It 's green . - Oh ! Sorry ... I just become convinced it 'd suddenly ... Oh , God , Gerda ! Gudgeon ! Hello , Midge ! Great to see you ! - What a gorgeous car ! - He 's a Legonda . Goes like the wind ! Thank you , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wonderful to see you . I suppose that , by the time you take that magificent steed of yours to the stable , give it a rub down and a nosebag , lunch might be ready . - Who 's coming ? - The Christow . - And Edward 's arriving after lunch . - Good . Looks like you 'll have some company , Mr . Poirot . Someone has taken the cottage next door . Mr . Poirot ! Enchant ? , Madame . Everything is beautiful , as usual . But tell me , someone has taken up residence at Dovecotes ? Yes , sir . A lady . An actrice , they say . How 's the dreaded dress shop ? Bloody awful ! - Hello there ! - Edward ! Hello , Midge ! Hello , Henrietta ! But tell me , Madame Simms , what is this ? I did not expect any mail to this address . It 's from Lady Angkatell , up at The Hollow . Pour ce soir ? How are things at Ainswick , Edward ? Just as lovely @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? You 're always welcome . Anytime . Anytime at all . You are sweet . And Ainswick is the best place in the world . Do you remember our special tree ? Igdrasil . The secret sign we used to draw everywhere ? Fancy a breath here ? My God ! Igdrasil . Who drew that ? You did . So , what 've you been doing , since I saw you last ? Nothing . That sounds ... peaceful . You could find peace at Ainswick , with me . I wish I was n't so dreadfully fond of you , Edward . Makes it so much harder to go on saying " no " . What you really mean is that you wo n't marry me because of John Christow . - Why does n't the fellow get a divorce ? - Because ... That 's it , is n't it ? If there 'd be no John Christow in the world , you 'd marry me . I used to spent my holidays with Edward , at Ainswick . It seemed so vast . 14.000 acres @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , how I miss it ! - Why did n't you inherit it , Lucy ? - Midge , you know very well girls do n't inherit . It 's the way the world wags . Edward is n't even my cousin , he 's family 's second cousin . But he 's still in tail . Ainswick falls like rain , right plop in his lap . - Are n't you remotely bitter about that ? - No , of course not . I 've invited that crime fellow for dinner . I 'm sorry ? That 's why I was in your bedroom so early , this morning . I had this premonition , you see . That we were to have terrible foughts , for dinner . So , him being here , just could be a distraction . What crime man , Lucy ? He was in Bagdad when Henry was High-Comissionary . He stays in one of those funny little cottages , down the lane . I remember he wore this pink flower on his button hole and he was solving something , I ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not terribly interested on who killed whom . I mean , once you 're dead , you 're dead it does n't matter why , does it ? I 'm no good in anything . I do n't know why you ever married me . You needed taking care of , that 's why I married you . I try to be a good wife , John . This may not be the best time to tell you ... You know I love you , do n't you ? Of course I know , but I have to warn you ... No one else , just you . We 'll never make it to Shovel Down in third . Very fair shooting , Edward . Now , there . Your turn , Henrietta . See if you can kill a burglar . - Well done ! - No , you only winged him . Hello , everyone ! Hello , Henry ! - It 's the Christow ! - Hello . So sorry we 're late . Not at all , not at all , just in time for sporting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Now then , Gerda , come along . - Try to put one in bullseye . I 've never tried . - Hello , darling . - Darling . - I think you may have met Midge Hardcastle ? - Yes , of course . And of course you know my second cousin , Edward . - How do you do , Edward ? - Hello , John . - What 's going on ? - Henry 's brought the artillery . Has he indeed ? I sprang my bloody wrist . Careful . Did I miss ? I bet I missed . My turn , is it ? Gerda , how lovely to see you ! Thank you , Henry . Come along , Gudgeon . I say , Lucy ! That 's nothing . Once , on the Asian side of the Bosphorus , I was jumped by a couple of thugs . We were rolling about in the dirt , we were . Then , before I knew it , she 'd shot one in the leg and one in stomach . How she did n't hit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! You do it very quickly and you do n't think about it , Henry . Sena has in ballet class . Point shoes , the whole lot . - And Terence ? - Chemistry . Always trying to blow things up . He 's planning to make nitroglycerine while were away . - But do n't tell John anything . - Oh , I shan't . - And you ? - Oh , I 've taken up Leathercraft . Do you like this ? I made it . It 's so nice talking to you . But I suppose it will soon be time for dinner . Gerda why do you come here if you hate it so much ? I want John to be happy . - He could come without you . - No , he would n't like that . He would n't enjoy it without me . He said so . John is overly unselfish . I 'd rather stay in Harley Street , to be frank , but he thinks it is good for me , to get out into the country . Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the Angkatells We 're an odious family . Come on , let 's go in and get changed . There 's some sort of detective coming in , apparently . You would n't believe it . Monsieur Poirot has habilities one has to say , quite phenomenal . It 's absolutely true , the talk about there was in Bagdad . Monsieur Poirot and his little " green " cells . Grey , Madame . Pardon me . But we 're awfully lucky to have him as a neighbour . I mean , in case anything went wrong . Would you give it all up if I asked you to ? And come and live with me ? No . No ? It 's not really what you want . Could n't you lie to me , just once ? - Why ? - Because I love you , Henrietta . But you 're so ... damn it all , so detached . Your art , your cars , your friends . I want you to think you only need me . Is n't that what Gerda does ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Gerda . Why not ? I like Gerda . - Dinner , Milady . - Thank you , Gudgeon Please , Monsieur Poirot . Come this way . Merci . Has anyone seen John ? Well , the customers are awful ! One has to put up far more insolence in a dress shop than Gudgeon or Simmons or any decent domestic does here . It must be absolute hell , darling . But why does one has to be so proud ? Anyone having to earn one 's living , does n't have to be the end , has it ? It 's all about self-esteem , surely ? You 're the expert on that . So , how do you do it then , Monsieur Poirot ? I beg your pardon , Mademoiselle ? To solve so many crimes ? Merely I use the process of the thought logic and once the process it has been applied , alors , the mistery becomes ? clair ? and the criminal mind it is uncovered . But that assumes that you 're cleverer than the criminal , does n't it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Logically . Oh , I think it does . What happens if you come across one who 's cleverer than yourself ? This is not the highest probability , Mademoiselle . Have you ever been to Deauville , Monsieur ... ? Careful , sir . Henrietta has a very sharp tongue . After dinner , we use to play games . Perhaps charades . But tonight I think it would be most appropriate , if we were to essay the Murder Game . Lucy , do n't you think Monsieur Poirot would be rather bored ... Someone has to pretend to be dead . Murdered . And then we all have to find out who did it . It 's such fun ! It usually turns out to be Gudgeon . Lady Angkatell , it 's a proposition that is most delightful , but I 'm one who retires early to his bed . Your dinner , it was superb . Mademoiselle , I hope that we shall resume our conversation at another time . I 'd like that , Monsieur Poirot . - Sir Henry . - Mr @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Thank you . - Thank you . I know ! You must come to lunch tomorrow . Oh , yes ! He must , must n't he ? Pardon , but tomorrow I am engag ? . Nonsense , there 's absolutely nothing to do around here , for miles and miles and miles . I insist you come to our sunday lunch . Henry , tell him I do not take kindly to being disobeyed . We 'd be very pleased to have you , old man . Et bien . It will be my pleasure to attend . Thank you . Bonne nuit . Good night , Mr . Poirot . - Good night . - Good night . Ace of diamonds . Why on earth did you lead that diamond , Gerda ? Oh ! I ... was it wrong ? Do n't be absurd , she had to lead the diamond . The only sane thing to do . Game and rubber . Well done . - Wait , did we win ? - A lucky finesse ! - You cheated . - Was it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ nothing to you , does it ? Good evening ! - Who the devil are you ? - Veronica Cray , Sir Henry . Please , please , forgiving me for barging in upon you like this . I 'm the dinky little house , up the lane and I 've had the most frightful catastrophe . Please , come on in . Henry , close the window . What happened ? I 've run out of matches . On a Saturday night ! And I smoke like a chimney ... truly . I feel a complete fool , but there 's not a match in Dovecotes so I 've come to beg some from my only neighbours within miles and ... - My God ! - Hello , Veronica . My God , it 's John Christow ! Matches , was it ? This is too , too extraordinary ! - Do you know each other ? - We did a long time ago . - Yes , John 's an old friend . He was the first guy I was ever in love with . Midge , would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just wonderful ! Were n't we really madly in love ? Veronica , this is my wife . How lovely to meet you . Ah , Gudgeon , tell me , do we have plenty of matches in the house ? - A dozen boxes came today , milady . - Excellent . - Would you kindly get six ? - Very good , milady . And ... how do you like Dovecotes ? Oh , I adore it ! It 's so cute and so close to London ... And , yet , we feel so gloriously isolated . We kindda lost touch when I went to California , did n't we ? - You 've been to California ? - Oh , I live there , actually . I just popped over to do a little play . One has to keep up to hand , and say hello to Shaftesbury Avenue and all that . My dear Lady Angkatell , I surely wo n't need all these . We have plenty in the house . Besides , I always think it 's rather tiresome only having one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ very kind of you , thank you . Will you see me back to my cottage ? I want dreadfully to know what you 've been up to in all those years and years , since I 've seen you . I 'm so sorry to have bothered you in this pathetic way , Lady Angkatell , - Night , night . - Good night . - That was Veronica Cray ! - Indeed . We must catch up one of her pictures , Henry . If that little performance is anything to go by , we will certainly get our money 's worth . - I assure it 's true - It ca n't be ! - I 'm not joking ... - No , it 's not true ! It is true . Come on , John . Come on . What time is it ? Uh ... I've-- I 've no idea . Sorry to wake you . I had to go in for a drink with the woman . Good night , John . Good night . Morning . - Morning . - Morning . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ few pigeon . - You wan na come ? No , thanks . I feel a bit shattered , to be honest . For me ? It came this morning , sir . We have to talk about our future . I 'm sorry ? Our future , John ! We 've wasted 12 years . I 'm not going back to the States . I 'm going to make my life here , with you . You 've this you 've got this taped out all wrong . We had quite a time together , last night , but Veronica , you know our lives are completely divergent . I mean , when we split up , 12 years ago , well , ... that was just it . We split up . We did n't split up . You ditched me . I was your fianc ? e and you ditched me ! I could n't go with you to Hollywood . I had to finish Med School . Of course , to being a doctor . Well , you go on being a doctor , I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I have children ! I know . I 'm married myself , at the moment . It 's nothing a good divorce lawyer ca n't fix . John ... I always did want to be your wife . You see , I have this passion , this overpowering passion ! - We have to be together . - No . That is not going to happen ! - But last night ... - Last night ... ? Look , you 're not a child ! Last night was a one off . Are you saying you do n't love me ? You are a very , very alluring woman , Veronica , but I do n't ... love you , no . I came all this way to find you ! Waited in this ghastly hovel ( hut ) for the weekend for you to be here ! You see I knew that if we could be , just once more , together , ... just once more You - - you planned it ? You belong to me , John . You 're mine ! When I was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you and you would n't do it . Because my career is so much more important than yours . Anyone can be a doctor . You 're a nasty piece of work ! You leave me again , I 'll really make you sorry ! So be it ! Goodbye . I hate you more than I thought I could hate anyone ! Good day , sir . Lady Angkatell would like you to come to the pavillion , sir , for a glass of cherry . - Out of doors ? - Would you care to follow me , sir ? Merci . Milady ? I see that you are playing the " Murder Game " . Alors , tr ? s bien . I congratulate you all . Henrietta ... - Allow me , madam . - Give that to me , Gerda ! Mademoiselle , do no ... Poirot ? What 's happened ? Gerda has mur ... I mean ... John has been shot . He 's dead . Is n't really my line , murder . Non , but the procedure it has been followed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we can do is to ensure that the body it is undisturbed . and that nobody tampers with the evidence . It 's ... it 's a bit chilly . - You alright if we wait in the pavillion ? - Oui , bien s ? r . Can I offer you a cherry ? Non , merci . It 's better not to touch . - I suppose we can smoke . - Oui . Non , non , merci . A very able fellow , Christow . Very able . Slightly too able , if you take my meaning . I just do n't know what to do about lunch . It seems so heartless to be seating around a table , stuffing oneself as if nothing had happened . Do n't worry on my account , Lucy . God bless you , dear Edward , but say what you will , murder is a very awkward thing . It upsets the servants so , breaks whole routine out . The worst of all , it was duck for lunch , my very , very favourite ! What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ would be good . I 've placed sandwiches and some coffe in the dining-room , milady . Gudgeon , thank you ! Gudgeon really is a jewel , you know ? And a proper , substantial sandwich is as good as lunch . And there 's nothing remotely heartless about them , if you know what I mean . - Lucy , do n't ! This is all so awful ! - Oh ! Midge ! Do n't cry , little Midge . Monsieur Poirot , this is Inspector Grange . I expect you 've heard about Monsieur Poirot . - I most certainly have . - Inspector . May I ask you what brings you to these " neck o da woods " ? Well , I visit this " neck of the woods " , Inspector , for the weekends . My friends persuaded me to purchase a cottage here . It is the second one , in that way , along the lane . Are you fond of the countryside , are n't you , sir ? Le paysage is most , except for the trees , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ path leads to the lane , you say ? Oui . And that path leads to the farm and that 's where Lady Angkatell came ? Edward Angkatell and Miss Savernake came from the woods separately and then they stood there and there ? Oui , it was like one mis-en-sc ? ne from the theatre . I 'm giving Gerda some brandy . Oh , how thoughtful of you , Henrietta . Yes , I was remembering , we were given a brandy , for shock , when I was a little girl , at Ainswick . Of course , I suppose it 's not exactly a shock with Gerda , is it ? Personally , I do n't know how I would feel if I 'd just murdered my husband , but would n't exactly be shock , would it ? I mean , there would n't be no element of surprise . Why are you so sure that Gerda killed John ? It seems so evident . Why , what else do you suggest ? Is n't it possible that Gerda came along to the pool , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when we came on the scene ? This is what Gerda says ? Yes . Oh ! Well , fortunately , duck is ... quite pleasant cold . I could n't lie down any longer . I still ca n't believe that it 's real . That John is dead . Who could have killed him ? Who could possibly have killed John ? This is my wife , Inspector Grange . Lady Angkatell . I was hoping to have a word with Mrs . Christow . There she is . - Mrs . Christow ? - Yes , I 'm Gerda Christow . I should just want to ask you a few -- He was a wonderful doctor . So kind , so unselfish . The best of husbands . Who could 've wanted to kill him ? What exactly happened , Mrs . Christow ? It was all so sudden ... I went out from the house , and along the path to the swimming pool ... What time was this ? About 12:58 . I noticed the clock . And , when I got there , there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Did you hear the shoot ? - Yes . No ... I do n't know . Sir Henry and Edward were out shooting . I just saw John ... blood and a revolver . - And I picked up the revolver ... - Why ? I beg your pardon ? Why did you pick it up ? I do n't know . Should n't I have ? So you have decided that Madame Christow shot her husband ? Yes , sir . Do n't you think she did it ? It could have happened as she said . Yes , could have . But it 's a very thin story . They all think she did it . And you thought she 'd done it , did n't you ? When you first arrived on the scene ... I am not sure what I thought . Something was not exactement as it should have been . What 's that ? Looks like leather work , sir . - Oh , right . - Sir , we got the weapon . Come on , pick it up . Been in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . Yes , it comes from my collection . It 's my hobby , Inspector . - When did you last see this one ? - Yesterday afternoon . We were doing some target practice . Who actually fired the gun on that occasion ? I think we all had at least one shot with it . - Including Gerda Christow ? - Including Gerda Christow . And after the shooting ? I put the firearm back in its usual place . Will Sir Henry require a late supper , milady ? There is some duck leftover . No , Gudgeon , he 's driving Mrs . Christow up to London as we speak . He 's staying at his club . Gudgeon , about those eggs ... I meant to write the date on them , as per usual . But , because of the confusion ... Could you kindly ask the cook ? I 've seen to it myself , milady . Oh , bless you , Gudgeon . - Do you think Gerda will be alright ? - Oh , yes . She 'll probably send @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ probably got three or four . I can just see them , scrabbling hockey types , from Turnbridge Wells . What extraodinary things you do say , Lucy ! Very well , Eastbourne and tennis , if you insist . I wonder if there 're any left ... ? - School friends ? - No ! Policemen . Do n't they normally leave one hovering in the hall ? Or outside , peeking behind a bush , watching the door ? In case another murder is comitted in the night ? Lucy , do n't ... I 'm so sorry , how stupid of me , of course . Gerda is on her way back to London . Oh , dear . I did n't mean ... Tomorrow , I think it 's better to telephone the shop , you know . Just tell them about the inquest . Just say you 're staying off here for a few days . I have n't said anything , but you do know how sorry I am ? Sorry ? That John Christow 's gone ? You did n't like John . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ had me in common . Henrietta , for God 's sake ! No need to be like that . What did you think I 'd be like ? Did you think I 'd seat and cry for a pocket handkerchief while you 'd held my hand ? You 're nice enough , Edward , but , honestly , you are inadequate . Al ? ? Yes . Monsieur Poirot , we could use your brains . Join us , would you ? So which of the ladies did this wrap belong to ? I take it , sir , that you 're referring to the cape of artic fox . I noticed it yesterday , when I took the cherry out to the pavillion . But it is not the property of anyone in this establishment , sir . Well , who 's is it , then ? It might possibly belong to Miss Cray , the motion picture actrice . She payed a visit after dinner , the night before last , for the purpose of borrowing some matches , sir . Did she take away six boxes ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , are n't they ? Still Sir Henry identified the gun . Which means that all Mrs . Christow had to do was to get it from the study . Do n't you agree ? - And her motive , what is it ? - Motive ? Jealousy , I 'd say . La jalousie ? Peut- ? tre . You know these fancy doctors . He 'd probably get one of those rich lady patients a good " see to " . And Lady Angkatell mentioned some trouble with a nurse . But she was a bit vague . Yes , she would be vague . I 'm taking the train off to London . I 'm going to Harley Street . Would you care to join me ? I do n't remember any quarrels . No . Mrs . Christow was devoted to her husband . Quite slavishly so . - Tyrannical , was he ? - No . But he was what I would call a selfish man . He took it for granted that Mrs . Christow would fall in with his ideas . You organized @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Lady patients ? He had an excellent manner with patients . Yes , but any hanky panky ? - Certainly not . What about Mlle . Veronica Cray ? Veronica Cray ? Well , we believe she was a friend of Dr . Christow's . - Do you mean the actrice ? - Oui . I 'd no idea he knew her . Any ideas as to whom might have killed Dr . Christow ? Absolutely none at all , Inspector . When the body was discovered , Mme . Christow was standing beside it , with a revolver in her hand . Look , I do n't know who you are , but if you think Gerda Christow killed her husband , you are categorically wrong . - It 's the Inspector , Mrs . Christow . - Thank you , Collie . - Good afternoon . - My friend Elsie , I mean , Mrs . Patterson . - Ma'am . This is Monsieur Poirot . Have you found out who killed him ? Uh ... no , not yet Ma'am . - Was it you , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Why do you persecute the poor woman ? - Excusez-moi . But perhaps Madame Christow would prefer to speak for herself . It was not me . No . It is a hard thing , to kill the one you love , n'est ce pas ? A very hard thing , I should imagine . I could n't do it . Balistic 's report . We ran it right away . Have a look at that , Poirot . Merci , Madame . So the balistics report proves that the gun in the pool was not the one who killed John Christow . I 've spoken to Sir Henry . He says that there is a gun missing in his collection . A .38 Smith Wesson , brown holster . I think this whole thing could be a frame set up to implicate Mrs . Christow . But , if that was so , why do not leave the right revolver lying by the body ? But she might not have pick it up . And it is possible , Inspector , that the murderer might be someone who wanted @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to implicate Gerda Christow . Well , he had a funny way to work about it . We suspected her right from the start . Oui , mon ami . Very swiftly you suspected her . Look , Poirot . You were a eye witness , you saw everything . Oui , I saw . But the eyes of witnesses are most unreliable . Sometimes , the eyes see what they are meant to see . You saying it was arranged ? There was something about the tableau , the people around the pool it was false . And I can not place my finger on what it was . There were three people , Lady Angkatell , Monsieur Edward Angkatell and Henrietta Savernake . Henrietta . And anyone of these three people could have shot Dr . Christow before Madame Christow arrived , could have retreated by one of the paths , turn around and returned . Blimey , you 're right . There is also another possibility , Inspector . Someone could have come from the path , along the lane , then fired the shot and gone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And that could be Miss Veronica Cray . Crime of passion . Bingo ! - You have interviewed her ? - Yes , I have . Christow went to visit her that morning . They had a fight . I spoke to the maid . Cray said to him : " I hate you more than I ever thought I could hate anyone ! " That is interesting . And it was her fur coat in the pavillion ? Yes , it was . She must have left it there when she entered to borrow the matches . I do not believe she went there to borrow the matches . She could have borrowed them from me and saved the walk . No , no , no . She was nervous , on account of you being a foreigner . Et bien ... - Sant ? . - Sant ? . You know something about human nature , do n't you ? I know a little about human nature . Inspector Grange has got into his head that I quarreled with John Christow on the day he died . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ years . But the real truth is so fantastic that I 'm certain that a guy like Grange would n't believe it . But I think you might understand . I am flattered , Mademoiselle . Actually , I am married . Madame . 12 years ago , John was very in love with me . Even obsessively so . He wanted me to give up acting , having a life of my own , even a mind of my own He was so possessive and domineering I thought I could n't go through with it and I broke off the engagement . I 'm affrai he took it rather hard . When we came back here , on saturday night , the whole thing blew up again . He went mad , quite literally mad . He wanted to leave his wife and children , he wanted me to divorce my husband he wanted us to get back together . He carried a torch for me , all these years . We argued and argued , and in the end I had to send him back The Hollow . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was impossible . He insisted . I told him I did n't love him , I could never love him and I begged him not to ruin my life a second time . I had to be brutal . Yes , I said I hated him . And we parted in anger . And now he is dead . - It is a tragedy . - Undoubtedly . Do you think I should say any of this at the inquest ? I mean ... his wife . I can not see that it has any bearing at the inquest . It is private . And perhaps it should remain so . I talked with the kitchen maid , sir . Simmons . She says that , Sunday afternoon , she saw the butler walk across the hall with a revolver in his hand . I 'm very sorry , sir . I suppose I ought to have mentioned it . At about 17:30 , I noticed a revolver lying upon the hall table . I picked it up and brought it in here . There was a gap up there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ belong . Which one , Gudgeon ? This one , sir . But that is not a revolver . That is an automatic pistol . I 'm very sorry , sir . I 'm afraid I 'm not fully informed about firearms . Sir Henry , I 'll have it fully checked for fingerprints . Oh ! ... I doubt there will be any fingerprints , sir . Why not ? Because I polished it with my handkerchief before replacing it , sir . Why the devil did you do that ? I felt it might be dusty , sir . How nice to see you , Monsieur Poirot . Oh , dear ! There 's a poor girl in the kichen , just sobbing her heart out . What have you been telling them about the pistol , Gudgeon ? Never mind , it does n't matter . I 'll explain everything . You may go . Dear poor Gudgeon , you know . He tries so hard to protect us from any kind of trouble ... This here is all quite feudal , you know ? But he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . No , no , no . He found it when he took out the eggs . Eggs ? What eggs ? You see , I went out to the farm to collect the eggs . I put the pistol on the egg basket and then I put the new eggs on top of the pistol . When I came back and saw John laying there , well ... I mean , unwell I sort of had a bit of a shock and almost dropped the basket . Dear sweet Gudgeon , as per usual , sprang to my rescue . Later on , I wanted to write the date on the eggs , otherwise , you see , we tend to eat the fresher eggs before the older one's , and that simply will not do ... And then Gudgeon told me he had taken care of everything . And which pistol was that , Lady Angkatell ? That was the Mauser.25 . And why did you put it into the basket ? Oh ! I knew you would ask me that , Monsieur Poirot . Of course I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Henry ? I mean , I must have had some idea worrying about in my head , in order for me to put the Mauser into the egg basket , in first place . My wife is extremely absent-minded . Sir Henry , if I may ask you a question . How many people , in general , know that the police can identify a gun by the little marks on the bullet . The marks of the riffling . I think that 's pretty well common knowledge nowadays , Poirot . I was just taking the dog for a walk . I love peaking in other people 's houses . Do you mind if I take a look ? But certainly , Mademoiselle , entrez , if you please . I would be most grateful , however , if the dog might be kept outside . How beautifully tidy ! You 'd hate my studio . There 's clay all over the place , and glaze , and paint bottles ... But I understand , you are an artiste . Are n't you an artist too , Monsieur @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 've known crimes that were artistic , supreme exercises of imagination . But the solving of them , non . The criative power is not what is needed . What is required is a passion for truth . And , once you have the truth , once you have knowledge , is that enough ? Or do you have to go one step further and transform the knowledge into action ? Why did you come here , Mademoiselle Savernake ? As I said , I was taking the dog for a walk . It is odd I did never take notice of a dog on my visits to the Angkatell . That might be because they have n't got one . I borrowed the gardener 's . Do n't actually like animals much , dogs , horses ... horrible , smelly things . I am not , Monsieur Poirot , terribly truthful . Non . But I think that you have integrity . The inquest is tomorrow . Is it necessary , do you know , the Police to know that I was John Christow 's mistress ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Police has any difficulty in discovering this . I suppose not . Why should Gerda bear such heavy burden ? She adored John and now she is dead . I did n't break up his married life . I was one of a procession , along with Veronica Cray and all the others . - So he was like that ? - No ! He was a noble man , a fine man . He was doing a vital research into a debilitanting disease . It 's called Ridgeway 's , there is no known cure . He was working on it night and day , for months . His curiosity , his determination ... Oh ! I wish I could make you understand . - But I understand . - Really ? You mentioned Veronica Cray . She also was a friend of Dr . Christow ? They were engaged to be married 12 years ago . Were they ? Look , I 'll make it simple . Veronica was , and is , a bitch of the first water . She wanted John to give up medicine and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ So he broke off and subsequentely married Gerda . He had a number of affairs , which Gerda never knew nothing about . But he really never got over Veronica . And in the last Saturday they met , for the first time in 12 years . He went out to see her home and he returned to the Hollow at 03:00 a.m .. Yes . How do you know ? The housemaid had a toothache . Lucy has far too many servants . And how is it that you know ? I was watching out my window . The toothache , Mademoiselle ? Quite another kind of ache , Monsieur Poirot . If you see me with a pistol in my hand , Simmons , the proper thing to do is come to me and say : Mr . Gudeon , would you be so kind and give me an explanation . Yes , Mr . Gudgeon . The improper thing to do is to go babbling to the Police . That is common . Where would Her Ladyship be , if we all run doing things like that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pistol ? I 'm not entirely sure , Henry . I do recall , though , waking up that morning with some sort of premonition , that there might , just might , be some kind of accident .. Accident , who might have had an accident ? Well , obviously , John Christow . And , I mean , one does feel awfully sorry , of course , and one does tend to blame oneself ... - Good God , Lucy ! Oh , Henry ! Oh , Henry ! Oh , Henry , I 'm so dreadfully worried about Ainswick . If Edward never marries , and he wo n't , you know , if Henrietta turns him down , it will all die out . It will . They will break it up and sell it off in little tiny pieces . Lucy , does it really , honestly , matter ? Of course it matters . Ainswick is my home . It 's all our land . No ... Somebody 'd got to get rid of him . Lucy , you did n't ... Do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for a moment , that I could 've shot him ? I invited him here , Henry . One does n't ask guests for the weekend and start bumping them off . - Did your aunt like John Christow ? - Lucy ? Lucy 's a cousin , not an aunt . Yes , she liked him very much . And your ... also cousin , Mr . Edward Angkatell , - did he like Dr . Christow ? - Not particularly . And do they like Madame Christow ? It 's not a matter of liking her , she 's fam ? ly . - Is she ? - We 're not all rich , you know ? Gerda is from a branch of rather humble Angkatell 's . She 's tolerated , I think it 's fair to say , because she 's one of us . And your understanding of tolerance would be to sleep with her husband ? Why did you take the revolver out of the hand of Madame Christow and drop it into the pool ? A Gerda is very clumsy . She might @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not clumsy , are you ? And yet you dropped it . If there were fingerprints on that revolver , that is to say , fingerprints before Madame Christow handled it , it would 've been intersting to know who 's they were . Meaning that you think that they were mine . You 're suggesting that I shot John and then left the revolver beside him so that Gerda could come along and pick it up . But if I 'd done that , give me credit for enough intelligence , to have wiped my own figerprints off first . But , Mademoiselle , you have enough intelligence to know that if there would be no fingerprints in the revolver , other than Madame Christow 's , other than Madame Christow 's , it would be tr ? s remarcable . Because you were all shooting with the revolver the day before . And there are something else we have just discovered . We now know that the revover that was dropped into the pool was not the revolver that killed John Christow . He was shot with a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him ? When he was dying , John Christow said : " Henrietta . " I told you , we were lovers . Oh yes , of course . He was your lover . So , as he was dying , he says , " Henrietta . " Very touching . - I do n't think there is any need to sneer . - I am not sneering . But I do not like being lied to . I 've admitted that I 'm not very truthful . But I do n't kill people , Monsieur Poirot . Gerda ! Poor dear , Gerda . I 'm so sorry . Not getting too a little sleep , I trust . What is an adjournment , you know ? You must be famished . Why do n't you come back to the Hollow for lunch ? I 'm taking Gerda directly home . She needs rest and quiet , not this . What did they see in Christow ? That wretched woman is completely heartbroken . - Poor devil . - Are you all packed ? I 'm getting lift to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Bye , Edward . Bye . Edward ! - Damn cold ! - It is , rather . What 's this one ? It looks a bit like Gerda . Cowed and hunched . She modelled for me . Do n't you dare tell her that 's what what I ended up with . I call it " The Worshiper " . Who is she worshiping ? John . Did you understand all that business with the second gun ? No , but it lets Gerda off the hook , does n't it ? Let 's have some tea and toasts , then I 'll take you to your lodgings . Mademoiselle , do not ! John has been shot . He 's dead . Edward , Midge , how wonderful to see you both ! He rescued me from Madame Alfrege . It was frightfully romantic . I was whisked from the shop and taken to lunch at The Connaught and , do you know what ? I never went back . I 'm a dull dog , I know . I am no much good at anything . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ agrred to come to Ainswick and be my wife . And nothing could make me happier . Of white satin , do n't you think ? And ivory Prayer Book . What about bridesmaids ? Oh , I do n't fuss . Just a quiet wedding . I quite agree . They do n't match , do they ? I mean it , there 's always a rather plain one , that ruins the whole -- Absolutely dozens of them , poking about in the woods , making a terrible mess with all the pheasants ! Why are they still here ? They 're searching for the missing revolver , Midge . Bonjour , Mademoiselle . Good morning , Monsieur Poirot . Will they find it , do you think ? Soon , I should say . You have returned very suddenly from London , Mademoiselle . There 's a party for Midge and Edward , who , believe it or not , are getting married . Why , did you think the murderer would return to the scene of the crime ? You know , it did seem to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ crime was very simple , so simple that it was very difficult to believe in its simplicity , or it was very complex . And it is to say that we are contending against a mind that is able of inventions that are intricate and ingenious . So that every time we seem to be heading towards the truth , we 're actually being led away from it . A mind that is subtle and yes , very ingenious , which is plotting agaist us the whole time . And succeding . What is that to do with me ? It is a creative mind , Mademoiselle . - And this is a strange tree . - It 's a Igdrasil . A memento of my childhood , I draw it everywhere , doodling , you know . I 've seen it before , in the pavillion , by the pool . In the pavillion ? Where it must have been drawn on Sunday morning . Oh yes , on the little table . - But that was on Saturday afternoon . - Non , non ... It was not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it must have been in Sunday afternoon . - Non , because Grange 's men did not leave the area until dusk . Oh , yes ! I remember . It was after dinner , on Saturday . Non , Mademoiselle Savernake . People do not doodle in the dark . No , I think you were in the pavillion on Sunday , after 12:00 , when Gudgeon brought out the cherry glasses . I think you stood by the table , watching someone , waiting for someone and you doodled . I did n't go down to the pool until 13:00 . Just after John Christow had been shot . But Igdrasil testifies against you . You were there and shot Dr . Christow or you were there and saw who did . This is outrageous ! Do you think you are cleverer than I ? The inquest resumes tomorrow , and all I 've got is vague suspicions leading to nowhere . Nowhere , instead of somewhere . That is it . Do you know , half the time I think those Angkatells know all about it . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Savernake ? Nothing from her either . She went straight to Chelsea . I searched her studio with a fine tooth comb , but there 's no gun . Just art pieces . Sculptures , funny looking horses , bits of wood , metal ... - Horses , did you say ? - Wel , one horse . If you can call it a horse . - A horse ? - Yeah , what 's so fascinating about that ? It 's a point of psicology , Inspector . How quickly can you get me up to London ? What 're you looking for , sir ? This . The horse . Merci . Quite good , actually . Merci . Monsieur Poirot ! Mademoiselle Savernake does n't like horses . Voil ? . I think that this will prove to be the murder weapon . - So Miss Savernake did it . - Non ! Looks to me bloody likely . No , Mademoiselle Savernake is not , in my opinion , a murderer . Let us be quiet about our discovery , for the time being , Inspector @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Her Ladyship at home ? You will find Lady Angkatell in the greenhouse . If I might , the inquest is concluded , murder by person or persons unknown . Is it necessary to trouble Her Ladyship further , sir ? Lady Angkatell . Monsieur Poirot . Tell me , what are your views on compost ? I 've come to offer you apologies for the inconveniencies you have suffered . It 's high time to put a full stop to the whole thing . You do understand me , do n't you ? I 'm not sure that I do , Lady Angkatell . Oh , come , come , Poirot . You understand perfectly ! Since Inspector Grange has failed to find the murder weapon , he 'll have to let the whole thing drop . You , I dare say , wo n't . Non , I shall not let it drop . What if were told the truth ? Would you like to tell me the truth ? Oh , Monsieur Poirot , I would love to tell you the truth . Then , of course @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and done with . Could we , Madame ? You really are very foreign , are n't you ? Are you quite sure you have not something , Lady Angkatell ? Something just came upon me , you might have overlooked it . I could be wrong , of course , and you could 've handled everything , but since you never mentioned it , I 'm a little concearned ... What 's the matter , Lucy ? - It 's the holster . - What ? Oh Henrietta , the holster ! The gun was in a holster ! - Yes , Collie ? - It 's Miss Savernake . The holster , Gerda ! Where is the holster ? You have to give me the holster and then you 'll be safe . Not completely safe . Dommage . Poirot ! How did you ... ? Sometimes , the fastest car it is not fast enough , Mademoiselle . Not when it races against the brain . Where are the children ? - Elsie 's taken them to the Zoo . - Thank Heaven for that ! I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I did . Why did you do it , Gerda ? Why did you kill John ? Because it was all a lie ! Everything ! I thought he was the noblest man in the world . But I saw his face when he followed that woman , that evening ... I knew he 'd loved her , before he 'd married me , but I thought ... I thought it was over . I tried to sleep , but I could n't . It was the middle of the night . I had to know . They were there . I could hear them . John and Veronica Cray . I believed in him as though he were God . I worshiped him . And it was all a lie . I had to kill him . You do see that ? I had to ! I am not quite so stupid as everyone thinks . I knew I could kill John and the Police would never know because I had read in this novel how they can tell which gun fires the bullet . So , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and fire the day before . It was easy . You shove the cilinder back into the frame and you 're ready for shooting . I 'd shot with one then hide it and let them find me holding the other . I forgot about the leather thing . - The holster . - I forgot about it too . I also forgot . The memory , it is selective , n'est ce pas ? And then I heard Inspector Grange mention this holster , this holster of leather -- I remembered where I had seen it before . What 's that ? Looks like leather work , sir . Where is your bag for the leather work ? I-I think it 's in the surgery . The surgery ? I seat there . In his chair . I 'll fetch it for you , shall I ? S'il vous pla ? t . But Madame ... Oh , I 'm not going anywhere , do n't worry . When you return to your studio , I 'm afraid you 'll discover that one of your sculptures , it has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the horse . It could have worked , Mademoiselle , if you did not tell me how much you detested the creatures . I know that you were helped by your family , once they knew what you wanted done . Henrietta . Is n't it possible that Gerda came along by the pool , found John lying there and just picked up the revolver when we came on the scene ? This is what Gerda says ? Yes . But why do you wanted it done , Mademoiselle ? Because John asked me to . That 's what he meant when he said , " Henrietta " . He was asking me to protect Gerda . And he knew that I 'd do anything he wanted , because I loved him . Oui . I began to realize the truth when I saw there was a pattern , a pattern to implicate everyone , other than Gerda Christow . You deliberatly planted Igdrasil to catch my attention and put yourself under suspicion . I put the pistol on the egg basket and then I put the new eggs @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there 'll be any fingerprints , sir . Because I polished it with my handkerchief before replacing it , sir . And Lady Angkatell , and the family , they closed hands and colluded , because ... There 's only one thing to do , if you want to clear from suspicion the person who is actually guilty , suggest guilt elsewhere , but never localize it . - Vite ! - Oh , my God ! Gerda ! Gerda ! Help her , for God 's sake ! It is too late . Potassium Cyanide . Wife of a doctor ... She knew exactly what to do . What happens to me now ? Go , my child . Your place is with the living . I will remain here with the dead .

@@5218641 A hundred years ago in a shelter near Pinsk ... a young girl ran off into the woods . Her father wanted her to marry a scholar from the Pinsker yeshiva ... but for some reason , maybe she was a little crazy , who knows ? She did n't want to . Anyhow , she ran away . - She ran away from home ? - Yeah . It was in the middle of winter . She wandered into the forest . At first , no one at home even knew she ran away . They thought she got lost in the snow somewhere and died . They looked and looked for her , but they never found her body . They decided the wolves ate her up . Shh , Yossi , they 'll hear us . Yossi , they 'll kill us if they find you here . No , they 'll just kill me . I 'm your older brother so it falls on me . I 'm the only one around here gettin ' killed . But , Yossi , I love you more than anything . More than Papa or imma . More @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ million times more . You 're a sinner ! You 're supposed to love God above everything . And after that , your father and mother . The Torah does n't even say anything about brothers and sisters . - Then we 'll add it in . - You ca n't add anything to the Torah , dunce ! I ? s finished . I ? s the Word of God and tha ? s that . Not even the greatest scholar can change a letter of it . Then we 'll write our own Torah . It was the longest , hardest winter anyone could remember . They sat shiva in Pinsk for the girl who had disappeared . And everyone went on with their business until one day ... just as suddenly as she had disappeared , the girl came back into town . She was also , you know , carrying a baby in her stomach . She was pregnant . In Pinsk , they said , she got lost in the snow ... and was saved by a demon who made her his wife . That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - They called her Yitta . - Baba Yitta ? Tha ? s right . Our whole family 's descended from Baba Yitta . If you do n't watch out , you 're gon na end up just like her . Like how ? When she was real old and finally died , Baba Yitta went up to heaven . But God did n't want her , so He sent her down to hell . But when she got there , Satan recognized her as his niece . He could n't bring himself to make her suffer in hell ... so he sent her back up here to our world ... where she wanders the earth like Cain , alone forever . Poor Baba Yitta . Do n't cry . Remember what day it is ? Happy birthday . A ruby ! I bought it from Papa 's shop with my savings . I ? s fake ! I ? s the fake one Papa took out of that ring . He was gon na throw it away . - Hey , what are you doing ? - I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you 're not supposed to . Imma says with your asthma you could choke up and ... I 'm the only boy around here who ca n't swim . I 've been watching everybody else , and I know what to do . No one 's even gon na be there to see you swim . They wo n't know you did it anyway , so wha ? s the point ? You 'll know . Yossi ! Yossi ! Yossi ! Good job . Okay , very good . Tha ? s it . Come on . Wonderful job , dear . We 'll take care of him . You have a beautiful baby . You were calling out the name " Yossi , " Mrs . Horowitz . Is that the name you 'd like to give your son ? Sonia , i ? ll be all right . Sonia , where are you going ? Easy , Sonia . You 're turning my only grandchild into a tube of toothpaste . He 's like a sacrifice . They 're gon na sacrifice my baby . If @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his grave ... you would put him in it with the spectacle you 're making of yourself . Shimmie 's gon na be just fine . Look at those men . Every one of them had the same thing , and they 're perfectly normal . Well , not my baby , not today . Hey , hey , where are you going ? My brother told me he married a smart girl , he married a pretty girl ... but he never told me he married such a chicken . Be proud , Sonia . This is the moment your son becomes a Jew . - Bring up the boy , please . - No , wait . I ? s okay ? You checked ? I ? s sharp , no nicks or anything ? - You checked ? - Trust me . Okay , double check . Check again to make sure everything 's okay . Oh , i ? s hot . I ? s like an oven in here . I do n't want my son cooking in this oven . Can somebody open a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ shul for 23 years . When was the last time you saw an open window ? - What kind of building for people does n't have an open window ? - When was the last time ? Sonia , come on . Come on . Shh . Do n't you drop him . Careful . Do n't any one of you dare drop him . Nice girl you married . How about the doors ? Maybe somebody could open the door . Maybe we could get a draft . Baruch , maybe you could get us a draft . - A draft of what ? - Air , Baruch ! So my son does n't choke to death in this . I 'm looking forward to knowing her better now that we 're going to be neighbors . I talked to Reb Fedder . You got the job teaching at the yeshiva in Boro Park . I already found you an apartment on 45th Street . I ? s a stone 's throw from by me . And the Rebbe ? I 'm going to be close to the Rebbe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? s where you 're gon na be . You 'll pray with the Rebbe , you 'll hear the Rebbe 's fabrengen every shabbes . - You 'll be up to your ears with the Rebbe . - I , I do n't know what to say . Only that Sender Horowitz always looks out for his family ... especially his favorite kid brother . Mendel . I ? s easier if you do n't watch . If they can do it , I can watch it . Amen . I ? s fantastic ! So many different kinds of people . - Fantastic and not so fantastic . - Why not fantastic ? - Lots of people , lots of influences . - They could be good influences . Sometimes good , sometimes not so good . Go around , nu . - There 's no room for a car to pass . - There 's plenty of room for a car . Unfortunately we 're not in a car . We 're in this ridiculous boat . - I ? s a station wagon . - Whoever @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You could fit a family of 12 in this thing . - God willing . Sonia , I know you 're still mad at me because I named Shimmie after the Rebbe . But he 's our first son ... and I feel he should be invested with the highest level of spirituality . We can name our next boy Yossi . Hmm ? The Rebbe . A few pennies , young rebbe . A little change for a woman ... who 's been too long on her tired feet . - But my wife has all our money . - I ? s been such a long time . Four years . Such a long time . A thousand blessings on your house . Do n't worry , bubble , it wo n't bite . Bless you . For what ? I ? s the Rebbe . And so God picked that humble , little mountain ... on which to present His greatest gift . The gift of His Torah . But the question still remained : To who was He going to give such a gift ? So @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the nations of the earth ... was worthy of receiving His Torah . God went to the Goyim in Canaan and he asked them ... " Look what I have for you . I ? s the Torah . - Do you want my Torah ? " - No ! No , of course not . No , no , not this . Maybe something lighter like this sweet floral pattern here , or this nice blue chiffon look . Personally , I 'd recommend something light and airy ... to complement the charming atmosphere of your home . Charming means " small , " right ? I assume you 'll be hanging curtains in the living room as well as in the kitchen ... which opens up a whole range of choices . For instance , you could decide on an atmosphere of integration ... and unify the space with a single theme ... or you could separate the rooms visually . Different looks , different atmospheres , different states of mind . America ! Yes , God came to America . And also he asked the American Goyim @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ also they asked , " Tell us what is in it first . " " Honor thy father and thy mother . " " Nah ! Respect our parents ? I do n't think so . Get that thing . What do you call it ? Torah ? Get it out of here ? " So , God came ... to Israel . " Israel , " He asked us ... " Jews , do you want my Torah ? " And what did they answer ? " Naaseh ve nishmah ! " Quiet down . You 're wrecking your aun ? s new apartment before she 's moved into it . In one case , the apartment is a whole , unified . In the other , the living room is the living room , the kitchen is the kitchen . You 're cooking all day . You 're exhausted . You walk out of the kitchen and presto , i ? s like you 're in another world . One of us here is completely insane and I think i ? s you . But you 're gon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... to one more word of this meshugas . - Aunt Sonia , I think the baby 's hungry . - Come here , sweetheart . Shh , shh . Shh , shh . Shh , shh . Listen to me . Sit down ! Are you all right ? I know it can hurt sometimes . It does n't hurt . Here . I ? s too , um ... Mendel ? Did n't you pray already ? I was n't praying . I was learning a little Mishnah . - Anything good ? - Yes , i ? s all good . - Ca n't we leave it on ? Just for a while ? - Sonia . Enough , Sonia . Enough ! Sonia , enough ! - Enough what ? - Just enough . - I ? s indecent . - Making love to your wife is indecent ? Making love to your wife like that is . We 're not alone , Sonia . We 're under the eyes of God . The Talmud teaches a man to love his wife , and I try @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ i ? s supposed to be different . I ? s supposed to be a mitzvah , a holy act . And I 'm supposed to think exalted thoughts in order to sanctify it . And I 'm supposed to enjoy this , I 'm supposed to enjoy myself knowing ... you 're up there thinking about Abraham and Isaac and the Rebbe while ... God forbid ! God forbid you talk that way about the Rebbe ! Sonia , I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry I raised my voice to you . I 'm sorry . Can I play a little ? Of course . A little 's okay . Amen . You do n't have to eat it . Just put it in your mouth and chew a little . - He 's not hungry . - Are you his mother ? No . So how do you know he 's not hungry ? So God spared the Moabites . The reason being ... - Mendel . - That Ruth 's family was living among them . Wait . He 's giving a dvar Torah . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ s just a story . - I ? s still a dvar Torah . Why did n't God allow Ruth 's family to survive an attack ? He coul ? ve done that . The answer to the question is of course God coul ? ve done it . But a young girl needs a mother . And a mother needs a husband . - And a family needs a house . - What else ? Maybe a VCR and a video recorder ? And they need someone to make their clothes . Why do n't you shush everyone up so your son can finish ? - He 's a man . He can make himself heard . - But nobody 's listening . - He wo n't eat . - Who are you to tell me what to do ? - He 's not gon na eat . - Obviously you 're a better mother than I am . It shows us how family is so important , even the evil Moabites were spared by God ... because they were needed in order to bring up Ruth . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it up and you 'll be a great scholar like your Uncle Mendel . Please , I 'm not so great just yet . Modesty is becoming unless i ? s false . All I hear at the yeshiva these days is " Mendel said this , Mendel said that . " Like the Rambam came to learn by them . While we 're on the subject of the yeshiva ... the other day a young boy , one of my students ... asked me a question I could n't really answer . His father says i ? s okay to steal as long as you steal from Goyim . His teacher tells him stealing from anyone is a sin . So if he agrees with his teacher , he 's disrespecting his father . But if he agrees with his father , he 's honoring a thief ... and in danger of becoming one himself . - I ? s a tough question . Only because you 're a scholar . If i ? s just an opinion and the boy disagrees with it , tha ? s all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But if his father really is a thief ... then the boy should keep his nose in his own business ... so he does n't have to judge what he does n't know about . Hey , those little fingers are gon na get chopped off ... if they wander where they do n't belong . Tsipi , please take care of your brother . - Here . - Oh , please , Sonia , tonight you do n't need to work . - You should be inside with Mendel and the baby . - No , i ? s okay , i ? s okay . I ? s such a wonderful meal . I have to do something . And you have such a beautiful home . Thank you . Baruch haShem . The kids are healthy , they have what to eat . Tha ? s wha ? s important . Here . Do you have a second ? Relax . I ? s not for you . I just want your opinion . My principal buyer came across it . I ? s an antique brooch @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? s an eight-carat emerald set in gold . My wife 's birthday is coming up , so I thought I 'd surprise her . - I ? s beautiful ! - Five thousand bucks ! What a bargain , huh ? Yeah . - You did great . - Bullshit . I understand your father , may his memory be a blessing ... was the finest gemologist in the state . I also understand you picked up a thing or two from him . Querelle never designed a base like this . I ca n't tell you what the date on it is , but it is not 1880 . I also think if you check on this stone , you 'll find i ? s just a composite ... a layer of emerald fused with glass and then backed by foil to give it all that brilliance . I ? s excellent work . But I would n't price it at a dime over 800 bucks . Why did n't you go into the business ? Because my parents did n't want me mixing with unsavory characters . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ live a decent , spiritual Jewish life . Did you ? Did you marry a great scholar ? Well , that I 'm not qualified to answer . But I know I married a tzaddik . A holy man ? Do n't you think our Mendel 's a little young for such distinction ? Age has nothing to do with it . Either you 're born with the heart of a tzaddik or you 're not . And your heart ? Is it in your heart to be the wife of a tzaddik ? All right , desser ? s on the table . Sonia . Sonia ? Gottenyu ! You 're red as a beet . And hot like an oven . You 're burning with fever , poor thing . Why did n't you say something ? Sit , sit on the bed . You 're having a panic attack . Breathe . Slowly breathe . Your muscles are like iron knots . Just relax and breathe . Good . It must be overwhelming for you . A new city , a new family , all these new @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Just relax and breathe . Relax . I know it can be hard sometimes . I ? s a new neighborhood , new people . You 'll be all right . You just need to breathe . Just relax and breathe . Sonia , my God ! Wha ? s gotten into you ? You need help . The Rebbe will see you now . You know , some of these others have been waiting longer . Maybe another day might be ... Sonia , do n't make a scene , please . Okay ? Go on . Come on in , Mrs . Horowitz . Take a seat . I understand your husband is a truly inspired teacher ... as well as a great scholar . Filling the hearts of our children with a love of Torah ... is the greatest mitzvah of all in Go ? s eyes . He 's making you nervous ? Get my wife right away . I understand you 're troubled . I do n't know what to say . I ca n't find the words . The Almighty gave you a soul @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to house it . He gave you a mind in order to understand your soul 's needs . And He gave you a tongue in order to express them . If the desire to hear your soul is strong enough ... you 'll find the words . I do n't even know where my body ends and my soul begins . I felt , ever since I was a very young girl ... like there was a fire ... inside of me . It used to be nice . It kept me warm . But i ? s been getting hotter . It ... It makes my stomach burn ... and my nerves and my skin . I can hardly put on a shirt . I ca n't even breast feed my child . I ? s too hot ! Everything is too hot . Every touch burns me . I have no soul . The Almighty gave every one of us a soul ! Whatever torment you are suffering , you must always remember that . You have a soul ! Maybe . But if I do , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ In defiance of Biblical prophesy ... and the holy redemption of the Jewish people ... through Go ? s grace alone , Boro Park 's Rebbe Moishe Myerson ... has demonstrated that he is little more than a gentile heretic ... in the guise of a Jew . " Who do these people think they are ? They 've gone too far this time , these fanatics . Rebbe , please tell us you wo n't let this attack go without a stinging rebuttal . Rebbe ? If you prefer , we can compose a letter . - Tomorrow . - But , Rebbe , if we wait till tomorrow , this article ... I said tomorrow ! Guess who ! Have you gone crazy ? You could give a person a heart attack . Ah . Something smells good ! - I ? s the cholent . I 'm making it special for ... - No , no , i ? s not that . I ? s you that smells so good . God forgive me . But I think i ? s 20 years since I told @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 20 years since I looked beautiful . Moishe ! You 've heard too many evil stories today . Sometimes i ? s the exposure to evil that brings out our best side . Look , you should n't get so excited . The doctor says you ca n't allow yourself to get ... Oh , what doctor ? What do doctors know about love ? When the Rebbe 's heart stopped beating last night ... we lost more than just a man . For his was a heart that beat not only to maintain the life of one man ... it beat to maintain the vital circulation of the entire nation of Israel . And who can even begin to understand ... what force could be strong enough to still such a heart ? What kind of a terrible power ... could have caused such a tragedy ? When the Rebbe 's heart stopped beating last night ... we lost our own Moishe Rebbenu ... who led us from the depths of the holocaust and reinvigorated an entire ... Sonia , what did she say ? Sonia ? Shh . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Why are you hiding ? There 's nobody here but you . Who are you hiding from ? Are you cold ? Mendel is n't home . I know . Can I come in ? Actually it was you I came for . I want to offer you a job . Your analysis of the brooch I showed you last shabbes was right on the money . I want you to run my store here in Boro Park . I thought you worked in Manhattan . I did n't know you had a store here in the neighborhood . Tha ? s because I do n't . At least not officially . I ? s a basement a few blocks away . From there , I see a select variety of jewelry , only the very finest pieces . My buyer Heschel has impeccable taste , but he 's getting old . I want you to take over for him . Hmm ? Go into the city three days a week ... and pick out only the best pieces you come across . There should be no more than @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time . Three days a week , you stay in the store to sell ... but the other three you 'll be in the city ... on 47th street , all over . Sometimes even out of state for a few days on a special buy . What do you say ? Ah , oh , well ... Well , I 'm a mother now . Half the mothers in Boro Park are running cash businesses out of their own basements . The days that you 're in the city , you can leave Shimmie by my wife or by Rachel . - The other days you keep him with you in the store . - Oh , what does Mendel say ? Does it matter ? Does he even know about it ? I thought I 'd let you tell him . A cash business means no taxes paid , and no taxes paid means theft . Even if it is from the government , i ? s a sin . Once when I was a boy ... I stole the answers to a test from my teacher 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he noticed . I got 100 on the test , and I felt terrific . I was dancing for a week like Gene Kelly . I knew then that my conscience would be useless to me . So , without telling him why , I asked my father to teach me how to avoid sin . He told me about his teacher ... a tzaddik who kept a notebook in which he recorded all his sins ... from the day of his bar mitzvah onward . One day when he was 93 years old ... the tzaddik forgot his notebook on his desk at the yeshiva . Just one notebook . Most people would have a library full . My father and some of the other boys ran over ... to see what sins the great rebbe had committed . But when they opened the notebook , they could n't believe their eyes . The first page had not yet even been completely filled up . If we all wrote down our sins , my father said ... we 'd be more careful about committing them . We sin because @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . My father was an idiot . The tzaddik kept his book of sins for his students to discover . But his other sins he kept in his heart ... for they were dearer to him even than was God ... and he could n't bear to part with them . Piety is the standard by which we are judged . But i ? s the quality of our sins which sets us apart . You 'll start on Monday . Good morning , Mr . Kapoor . I 'm Sonia Horowitz , Sender Horowitz 's new buyer . Good morning , Miss Horowitz . But I 'm not ... Actually i ? s Mrs . Horowitz . And there 's something I 'd like to show you . You recognize this ? No ? You ca n't remember an antique brooch designed by Querelle worth 30,000 bucks ... which you parted with for only five , but i ? s really worth nothing because i ? s a fake ? - Is that what you ca n't remember ? - I can hardly remember my name ... - Ramon @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ work here . I 'm Hrundi Kapoor . I 've never seen that piece before . You should be ashamed of yourself , Mr . Kapoor . Mr . Horowitz 's previous buyer may have been too old ... or just too trusting to detect this fake , but he can remember where he bought it from . As I said , I 've never seen that piece before . We have one of two possibilities here , Mr . Kapoor . One , you yourself did n't know it was a fake and unwittingly passed it on . Two , you knew . Either way , you 're doing dishonorable business . And as I understand it , if Mr . Horowitz so desired ... he could tarnish your reputation so thoroughly that within a week ... you would be out on the street corner hawking watches out of a suitcase . Normally , Mr . Horowitz would have come down here and told you all this himself . But I think he was a little concerned with losing his temper . So here I am . And although @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ no particular emotional investment in this unfortunate transaction . So it might be possible for you and I to start on a fresh page ... and embark on a relationship that would better profit both yourself and Mr . Horowitz . The emphasis , of course , being on Mr . Horowitz . What do you say ? - What can I say ? - How about ... " Good morning , Mrs . Horowitz . Welcome to 47th Street . From now on , I 'll be selling to you at 80 ? / below retail . Is there anything I can interest you in today ? " Good morning , Mrs . Horowitz . Welcome to 47th Street . Mr . And Mrs . Mizrachi , Mrs . Horowitz is my new buyer . - Hello . - Hello . I 'm sure Heschel will be missed . But whatever she lacks in experience , she 'll make up for with a superb taste . Tha ? s nice . Any relations ? - Excuse me ? - She 's my sister-in-law . I 'm keeping things in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You like them , Mrs . Gelbart ? What I 'd really like is for my husband , God bless him ... to get off his fat ass , surprise me with something ... instead of handing me a wad of cash ... and telling me , " Go make yourself happy . " I understand , Mrs . Gelbart . But the joy of the surprise lasts only a few moments ... and then you 're at the mercy of his taste . At least this way you can choose something for yourself ... that will give you naches for the rest of your life . You 've got excellent taste , Mr . Sugarman . That ring was designed by Eddie Sakamoto . A beautiful combination of cobachon and diamonds laid in a platinum band . That design won first prize in the Spectrum competition last fall . So , uh , what range are we talking about here ? Mr . Sugarman , I 'm not going to pretend to give you some kind of fancy bargain . I 'll sell it to you for what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to see a new face here . I ? s very inspirational . It just makes me want to ... buy something . Well , since i ? s your wife 's birthday , Mr . Fishbein ... I recommend this bracelet . I ? s silver inlaid with ruby . I ? s her birthstone , and mine . Could you model it for me ? Ahh . That looks fabulous . But such a lovely wrist , I imagine anything would . The question is , Mr . Fishbein ... whether you think your wife , Mrs . Fishbein , will like it . The question is , Mrs . Horowitz ... why a woman as lovely as you ... is not wearing any jewelry of her own . Well ? Mmm , i ? s good . But what ? - But nothing . I ? s good . I did n't say " but . " - But you thought it . I could see it there over your head like a little gray cloud . A little " but " something . But what ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in freshly-cooked foods ... are absent in microwaveable products . Sounds like you 've been reading articles ... on a rather wide variety of subjects . Or else you 've been getting an earful from your sister Rachel . In which case , I 'd thank her to keep her nose out of my affairs . Do you know what today is , Mendel ? No , I do n't . I ? s my birthday . Sonia . I know that you 're working now . And I know that you like it , so I 'm glad for you . But you run out of the house at the crack of dawn . I hardly ever see you . And when I do i ? s to get a microwave dinner tossed at me like I 'm some charity case . I know I spend my day with my nose stuck in a book ... but I 'm not a complete idiot when it comes to these things . I ? s clear that something 's missing . What is it ? What is what ? - What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know . Mendel , if I knew ... Mendel , I just want something beautiful . Sonia , you have it right here . You have a home , a child ... and a husband who loves you more than anything in the whole world . Yes , in this world , maybe . But what about the other world ? The world of the spirit and the Torah and the Talmud ? What about that world ? Do you love me more than that , Mendel ? What about God ? Do you love me more than you love God , Mendel ? Sonia , tha ? s a terrible thing to ask . I 'm sorry , Mendel . You 're a good man . And this life is good , but i ? s not beautiful . But ... goodness is beauty . No ! Beauty has goodness in it , but it can also be terrible . Is that what you want ? That , that things should be terrible ? Is that what would make you happy ? Whoa , whoa . I ? s @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Sorry . Just for a moment . " A woman of fortitude , who can find ? For her price is far above rubies . When her husband relies on her , he shall lack no fortune . She rises in the morning to feed her household . Strength and majesty are her raiment ... and joyfully she can anticipate the day of judgment . False is grandeur and vain is beauty . Only a God-fearing woman deserves praise . Give her the fruits of her handiwork ... and let her be praised at the gates of heaven for her countless deeds . " Sometimes I look at men and wonder ... how could God have created ... so ugly a creature for woman to cling to . Men are ugly ! But you ... Sender Horowitz ... you are the ugliest man of all . Tha ? s a flawless brilliant cut stone from South Africa . Top of the line . Hmm . How 's business , Mr . Kapoor ? Business ? The rich are buying at Tiffany 's and Saks . The poor are carjacking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ their couches watching the Home Shopping Network . Not surprising if this is the kind of merchandise you showcase . Listen here , Mrs . Horowitz , I triple check everything I show you . Tha ? s a perfectly sound diamond in a perfectly sound ring . Mm-hmm . I ? s perfectly sound . And perfectly boring . Hey , back me up here . Boring or not ? Boring . Ramon , is n't today your ... Half day ? Yeah . Today I 'm outta here at ... Right now . I 'm outta here now . Thank you , Mr . Kapoor . I ? s a classic , Mrs . Horowitz . And the point of a classic is its steadfastness . There are some things nobody wants to change . I was holding this one just for you , but I 'll be more than happy ... No , no , no , no . I 'll take it . The sad fact is , i ? s probably the best piece I 've seen all week . Lucky for me , i @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Good choice , Mrs . Horowitz . I like this one . And since when are you an expert ? I did n't say I was an expert . I just like this one . That one ? What is this ? Just some free-floating junk that came in with a batch of useless gold items . I 'll sell it to the melters at cost . - Where did you find this ? - Somewhere . Chinatown . I do n't know . You look at this ... and call it a piece of junk from Chinatown ... and you wonder why your business is bad ? What ? Did God put you on this earth for the purpose of busting my chops ? If you like it , I 'll throw it in with the other one . All right ? Okay . - You like that piece ? - Yeah , I like it . I 'm asking you about it . I like it . Then it came from my store . - Anything you like , this is where it came from . - Oh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or something , I 've got nothing to do with it . - You cops have got to stop hassling me . - Cops ? Maybe the guy before me had some kind of shady business . I 'm clean as a whistle , you understand me ? I 've got receipts . You want to see ? Everything . Excuse me . Could you ... Excuse me . You 're going to hell . For eating an egg roll ? For eating pig . Mmm , i ? s delicious ! - You 're going to hell . - Really ? And yesterday ... when I was lying on a desk getting shtupped by my brother-in-law ... yesterday I was n't going to hell ? I 'm sorry . Yossi , I 'm sorry . I 'll shut up , okay ? Little boys always hate any noise they 're not making themselves . Something sweet with which to coat the worl ? s bitter pill , tataleh . What are you doing so far from home ? I might ask you the same question . Spare some change @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her tired feet ? I 'm sorry . Nice earrings . Excuse me . Those earrings are beautiful . Thanks . Do you mind if I take a closer look ? Where did you get these ? Listen , lady , I 'm glad you like them , but they 're not valuable or nothing ! There 's this guy who makes them in my neighborhood . - Just some neighborhood guy who makes nice stuff . - What neighborhood ? Buenos dias . Hello . Um , I 'm looking for a jeweler . I was given this address . Jeweler ? - Jewelry maker ? - Ah , si . Si . Entra , por favor . Mi hijo . - My son . - Oh ! Venga . Pase . Down . Down the stairs . Those the one's that I wanted ? - Yeah , i ? s the same one's . - They do n't look like it . - I ? s the one's . I 'm telling you . - They do n't look like Charlene 's . This is better . Suits @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mine are sold . Yours can never be like this . Whatever , girl . How much you want for it ? The reward is seeing it on such a lovely ear . Tha ? s all I could ask for . Yo , Ramon . I 've been posing ' my naked ass over here for three weekends in a row . You ai n't paid me jack , and now you 're turning down her dollars ? Shut up . Tha ? s ' cause your fat ass ai n't worth my dollars , homegirl . The hell with this , all right ? Come on . Wha ? s up with acting like this ? All right ? Come on . Whatcha doin ' ? Here . Take this for now . Talk to her , all right ? - I ? s cold in here , man . - I need you guys . I know . One more time , all right ? Let me guess . You did n't quite succeed at getting my ass fired at work today ... so you decided to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a living hell here as well ? Not exactly . You 're quite a collector . You mean these ? Not exactly . I mean , I make them . Nobody buys any , so I guess I 'm collecting them . What about these ? I ? s just stuff I sell to the neighborhood girls for some pocket money . You know ? Mostly metal shavings from my sculptures . - I ? s worthless . - Worthless ? This is art . - Yo , Ray . Peace . - Yo . Peace , Ty . - Later . All right ? - Yeah , all right . You have an interesting style , Ramon . I ? s not really no style . I ? s mostly unfinished . But thanks . So , what brings you to my neck of the woods , Miss , uh , Horowitz ? I found it in a pile of junk Kapoor was gon na sell to the melters . I ? s yours , is n't it ? How did that get in ... It mus ? ve @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Whatever stone you had in it is gone . I 'm sorry . It was never there . - I made this for my muse . - For who ? My muse . My inspiration . Who is that ? I do n't know . But ... when I meet her , I 'll know what stone to put in there . Hmm . Hey , Ramon ... Kapoor does n't have a clue , does he ? Does anyone in the trade know ? - Know what ? - Know what you can do . Listen , I got a job . You know , this is a hobby , a distraction . Tha ? s all . I ? s not ... I want to commission your designs . And I do n't know from sculpture ... but other than a few Florentine antiques that passed through my father 's store ... I 've never seen any jewelry as beautiful as yours in my life . I am very moved , Mrs ... Sonia . I am moved , Sonia . But we do n't know each @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you want this ... for you ? Does it matter ? Sonia ? Mendel ? What are you doing lurking out here in the dark ? - Where 's Shimmie ? - He 's by Rachel . - Oy gevalt . I better go get him . - He 'll be all right . I said ... he 'll be all right . - Where have you been ? - Working . - What is all this ? - Oh , they 're samples ... from a jeweler I 'm going to be representing as part of my work for Sender . - Look . - I told Sender you wo n't be working for him anymore . I 've asked him to replace you as soon as possible . Well , what did , what did Sender say ? What did Sender say ? I 'm your husband , Sonia . By you , Sender does what I ask . I told him you were needed here at home and that was the end of it . - Mendel , all the women around here work . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get snickered at by everyone in the neighborhood ... as soon as his back is turned . Why should they snicker ? If I knew that I would n't be standing here asking you about it . Is that what you 're doing ? You 're asking me about it ? Sonia ... Sonia , I know that you 've got ... We 've got problems . I-I talked to some people about it , some people who know about these things . Please , Sonia . I realize I 've been too busy at the yeshiva with my own learning to do ... To give you the attention you deserve . I also realize ... that we are in desperate need of help right now . What kind of help , Mendel ? I 'd like for us to see a counselor . A marriage counselor , a psychologist . Someone who specializes in problems married people are having . Do you pray every morning , Mrs . Horowitz ? Do you pray , Mrs . Horowitz ? You said ... I thought you were a psychologist . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm also a rabbi ... uniquely qualified to appreciate the problems afflicting the Jewish soul . Which is unique in that it is directly connected to the spirit of the Holy One . Blessed be His name . Sonia , can we give the doctor a chance ? So ? Hmm ? Do you pray , Mrs . Horowitz ? No . - Have you been to the mikveh ? - Not this month . - Are you lighting shabbes candles ? - If I get in on time . - Have you been keeping kosher ? - At home . - At home ? - Now we 're getting somewhere . - Where exactly is it that we 're getting ? - Well , i ? s clear ... that you 've been neglecting your relationship with the Almighty ... - which , in psychological terms , is translated into behavior ... - I thought ... I thought that you said he was going to be impartial . Whose side is he taking ? I do n't see . He 's taking Go ? s side , Mendel . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ca n't choose sides with the Lord , Mrs . Horowitz . You do n't tell me what I can and ca n't do . I 'm gon na pick whatever side I want . And if God happens to be on the other end ... well tha ? s just the way i ? s gon na be . Sonia , sometimes the way you talk , I mean , do n't you fear God ? I 'm tired of being afraid . If I 'm so offensive in His eyes ... then let Him do what He wants to me . - I really do n't care anymore . - How can you be so blind ? Do n't you see the kind of suffering that you 're asking for ? Mendel , my learned husband ... we do n't suffer because we ask for it . We suffer because tha ? s just the way it is . There is no reason for it . And if there is , then i ? s certainly something ... that neither you nor you knows anything about . We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we sin against God . Really . And my , my aunts and uncles ? And all their children ... who were marched into the gas chambers at Treblinka ? My Aunt Chani who watched her son ... tortured in front of her eyes ? What the hell did they do to deserve that ? And Yossi . He was only ten years old . What did he do ? We do n't question the ways of God , Mrs . Horowitz . - We just ... - No ! You do n't question ... Dr . Rabbi . I 'm gon na question whatever I want to . But since I 'm not likely to find any answers here ... Is Sender home ? - Mendel , are you all right ? - Is my brother home ? Yes , of course . He 's in his study . Why do n't you wait right over here ? I 'll go get him . Shah ! Everyone to your rooms . On the double . Double time . March . Le ? s go , le ? s go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to me ? Wha ? s happening , Mendel ? Sonia 's gone crazy . - What do you mean " crazy " ? - She 's running around like a meshuggener thing . Such things , I do n't know where she gets them from . About God . About ... I do n't know . I-I , I do n't know what she 's talking about . She just sounds a little wound up . I 'm sure she 'll calm down soon . What have I done ? What have I done wrong ? Nothing . - You 're a tzaddik , Mendel . - Then why is this happening to me ? Because you 've never done anything wrong . Sender ... I do n't know what to do . Please . Help me . This is an excellent representative selection ... of the designer 's skill and versatility , Mr . Berman . I ? s a little confusing . I mean , to someone with a smidgen of taste , this work might border on kitsch . But there 's a purity to the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that totally belies that . It also enhances the appearance of the wearer ... without drawing undue attention to itself . I apologize for lack of a better model . Uh , but with some imagination , I 'm sure that you 'll see ... - a world of possibilities . - Yes . And without as much imagination ... as you might think . Uh , here 's an example ... of the designer 's work in fine metals . I ? s 22-carat gold , hand-carved , one-of-a-kind , with an open setting ... for a gemstone . The perfection of this piece is clear , even to the naked eye . If you can bear to part with these samples , I 'd like to show them to my partners . - Of course . - I 'd also like yourself and Mr ... - Garcia . Ramon Garcia . - Yes . I 'd like you to meet my manufacturer . He 's in town every Thursday . We can make an appointment ... - in a couple of weeks . - This week . This @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can do . I 'll just ... hold on to this piece . I ? s one of a kind , and I 'm sure they 'll be able to see ... what they need to see from the rest of the selection . Damn ! Can you believe this ? She bugged out on me . I ca n't find anybody to replace her . I 'm getting it . I ? s nice . Nice ? - You hear that , Ty ? You look nice . - Yo , leave her alone , Ray . - You 're embarrassing her . - The sculpture ... The sculpture looks nice . Do n't ask . Wha ? s all this ? Gold chachkes . Junk . I can see that . Why is it all over my table ? You can melt it all down and start to work on some pieces ... - to augment your portfolio . - Whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . I got a job . A real fuckin ' job to hold on to . I told you . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to be working on it awfully hard for just a hobby . Hey ! Who are you , lady ? I mean , I just met you . And you come busting in here like your ass is on fire , telling me how to live my life ? Is this how you want to go on ? Wasting your talent ? Working for some cheap junk macher day in , day out ... just so you can hold on to , what , some lousy job ? I do n't know where you come from . But around here , tha ? s a hell of a lot more than most people got . So do n't go laughing it off like it ai n't shit , all right ? This shi ? s gettin ' too deep for my shivering ' ass . - I 'm gon na leave you ... - Yo , stay right there . We not done yet . Ramon , you 're an artist . I just wan na help you . Do you wan na help me ? Come here . Come @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , no . No , Ramon . - No , come on . Just so I can get this angle , okay ? - Ramon . - Come on . - I , I should n't be so close . No . Hey , i ? s okay . You know ? - It is n't really you . - Ramon . Just use your imagination , okay ? This is art . Remember ? This is the Garden of Eden . Right ? There 's no shame here . This is Adam , and you 're Eve . - And I suppose that makes you the snake ? - The devil in disguise . Well , I 'm sorry , Mr . Snake . I hate to tell you , but this Eve is keeping her clothes on . - No , no , i ? s okay . Just put your hand like this . - No . - Come on , Ray ... - Put it right there . All right ? No ! Smooth , homes . Sonia . Sonia ! I ca n't believe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ uh ... You fuckin ' scared me , all right ? My father used to say that a jeweler 's work is the expression of his soul . Your work is beautiful , Ramon . But wha ? s the point if nobody 's going to know about it ? You 'll know . Seems like you had a wise old man . I never knew mine . My mother , she ' ai n't got nobody in this whole world but me and Jesus Christ . And He do n't seem to be makin ' no grocery runs these days . Know what I 'm sayin ' ? How do I know you 're gon na come through for me ? You do n't . But tha ? s life , is n't it ? Just give me a little time . I 'm running out of time . Mendel ? The locks to my house have been changed . Your house ? You 've hardly set foot in that door for months . - Now suddenly i ? s your house . - Where 's Shimmie ? He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my baby . - Your baby . You 've hardly seen hide nor hair of him for months . Now suddenly he 's your baby . - You sound like a broken record , Rachel . - Sit down ! Um , ladies , I think it might be a good idea ... Grab your coat , round up the kids and take them to daven maariv up at shul . Right . Tha ? s what I was gon na do . Shul . I think you 'd better sit down . I ? s over . Mendel will be granting you a divorce at the earliest possible moment . He 's going to stay in the house . And Sender has agreed ... to let you use an apartment he 's been keeping for business on the Lower East Side . You are not welcome here anymore . Is this coming from Mendel , or is this coming from you ? What do you think ? Where is Mendel ? I want to hear this from his mouth . Have n't you put him through enough already ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Shimmie stays here . How dare you ! Shimmie 's gon na stay here by us where he can live in a healthy environment . And who 's the expert fit to judge wha ? s a healthy environment all of a sudden ? Certainly not a woman who leaves her husband and baby at home ... while she runs around town having affairs with Puerto Ricans . Is that what this is all about ? Who said this ? It does n't matter . Wha ? s done is done . And wha ? s said is said , and the truth does n't matter anymore . Does it ? If you do n't get out of my way , I 'm gon na call the cops . I 'm taking Shimmie and I 'm going back to Muncie to stay by my mother . We already spoke to your mother . She begged us not to let you go back there and ruin your sisters ' chances ... of making decent matches . We have a fine life here , Sonia . A decent life . And @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for everyone around you . For the good of all concerned , you 've got ta be cut off . You ca n't cut a mother off from her child . No . You 've already taken care of that yourself . I do n't know where you 're headed , Sonia . But wherever it is , you 're going alone . Excuse me . Is Mendel here ? Mendel Horowitz . Do me a favor . Go and find him for me . Tell him his wife wants to talk to him . Excuse me . I think you should find another time for this . - Is he here ? - Like I said , I think perhaps another time would be pref ... Mendel ? Mendel ? Listen , Mrs . Horowitz ... Is this it , Mendel ? Is this how you want to handle things ? - Hi , Nelson . - Sorry , Mrs . Horowitz . - The store 's off-limits . - Excuse me ? Mr . Sender 's orders . Ca n't let you in . Listen to me , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . They are mine . I will go in , I 'll get them . I 'll be out in ten minutes . Ca n't do it . Good night , Mrs . Horowitz . Welcome home . " An apartment he keeps for business , " his sister says . I wonder what she 'd say ... if she knew what kind of transactions occurred here . Make yourself comfortable . A bed . I woul ? ve expected a desk or a table ... or maybe just the wall . Who 'd have thought you 'd have time for a bed ? Your bitter tone strikes me as inappropriate ... considering I 've given you exactly what you want . And what is that ? Your freedom . You 're free of Mendel . You 're free of all the everyday responsibilities that you hate . You 're free to work at a trade you enjoy , and live in any manner you wish . Free . And you ? Am I free of you , Sender ? Freedom always comes with a price . And ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of your virtue ... but a price far below rubies . You 'll have nothing , Sonia . Not even this room . Nothing . I 'm not paying anymore . Yeah , sh-she told me , lmma . Rachel told me that she talked to you . But , um , I-I just wanted to call ... and , uh , a-and make sure that , um ... No , do n't worry . No , I-I , I wo n't be coming home . Do n't worry . Wha ? s the rush ? You 're late for a party ? I 'm lost . You 're in the middle of Manhattan . 2nd Avenue and 3rd Street . The " J " train , three blocks east . The I.R.T . 's just around the corner . - Nobody 's lost here . - Who are you ? I 'm just a woman who 's been too long on her tired feet . Now I 'm gon na rest . You want to join me ? You 've been following me ever since I moved to Boro @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ manners would n't kill you . I 'm not taking from a woman who has nothing . Actually , I have very little . You 're the one who has nothing . How would you know that ? We have a mutual acquaintance . She 's old . As old as God Himself . She 's beautiful and very wise . But we hate and fear her ... when we should be making her our trusted ally . This makes her bitter and vengeful . And she burns us in the flames of her spite . She 's sensitive . Not very forgiving . But if you learn to embrace her , you will have made a valuable friend . And wha ? s God got to say about all that ? Hmph . Better to stay on His good side too . I ? s a little late for that in my case . Aah ! He 's an old bully . Best to keep bullies in their place , I say . Even the big one's ? Especially the big one's . Bubbie ? - Where 's Shimmie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - He 's sleeping in the kids ' room . - Thank you . - Mendel , are you all right ? - Yes . Mendel ? Mendel , what are you doing ? I 'm taking my son home . Mendel , listen to me . I understand how you feel . - But Shimmie needs to stay ... - Shimmie 's my son . And from now on , Shimmie 's gon na sleep by me . I 'll appreciate your help during the days while I 'm teaching . But from this moment on , every night I 'm gon na do my own learning at home ... instead of the beit midrash . And when I 'm home , Shimmie 's gon na sleep by me . Mendel , this is not just about what you want . - Shimmie needs ... - Tha ? s enough , Rachel ! I 'll get together a couple guys from the beit midrash . We 'll be happy to come over nights and learn at your house . We 'll learn by you . Jesus . Ramon , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I was n't sleeping . After you , uh , took off down the street , you know , the other day ... the way you was talking , I thought I was never gon na see you again . I cleaned off my table , you know . I ai n't stopped working since . I mean , the whole time I was thinking about the way you was walking , you know ... with your back held up all straight like you was cracking , but you would n't break . They are so beautiful . All my life ... I 've been trying to make up for my old man splitting , you know ... by looking out for my mom . It ai n't been easy , but ... I do n't mind . Then you walk in . And I think , " Here 's another desperate woman that needs something from me . " But I was wrong . I need you . No . You were right to be afraid of me . I have destroyed every good thing I have ever known @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thing has to be destroyed . Walls got to be broke down so you can see what they 've been hiding inside all along . You ca n't even see yourself , can you ? Look ! This is nice . I agree . I ? s nice . But i ? s a chachka . A nice little chachka . This , look . I ? s a chain , Sonia . Tha ? s all it is , a chain . Now look at yourself . Look at you . Sonia ? Yossi . I swam . Me too . - Yes ? - Is the Rebbitzn home ? What can I do for you ? I 'd like to see the Rebbitzn , please . The Rebbitzn is still in mourning . She does n't grant audience to strangers . My name is Sonia . Please tell her ... that I am respectfully requesting a moment of her time . I 'm sorry , but like I said , the Rebbitzn wo n't ... Make yourself decent ... before you come in . If you do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ shoes . Or stick your nose in a book . I ? s your problem , not mine . I 'm sorry , Rebbitzn , but this woman ... - would n't listen ... - Yakov . At the Rebbe 's eulogy ... may his memory be a blessing , you came to me . You said ... Thank you . Why ? I was here when you spoke to Moishe on that day . Your words rekindled a fire ... in a body too old to contain it . Like a flash he was consumed . His eyes were looking into mine . And the last words to pass his lips ... before he left this world ... were , " I love you . " It was the first time in 20 years ... that he spoke those words to me . You took a man away from his people forever . But for one night , you gave a wife back her husband . Perhaps I sound selfish to you ... but you are still young . I am very old . Someday ... you might understand @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ respect ... I 'm not planning on waiting for someday . I do n't belong here . I know that now ... and I 've paid a heavy price for it . I 'm leaving my child here . I ? s for the best , until I do know where I belong . I accept your gratitude ... for returning to you what should have always been yours . But now I 'm asking you to help me reclaim wha ? s mine . Wha ? s the meaning of this ? - You Sender 's new guy ? - Mrs . Horowitz . You look absolutely fantastic , if I may say so . - Sit down , Mr . Fishbein . I 'm , I 'm not in the mood . I assume the combination to the safe has been changed . Would you be so kind as to open it for me ? All these men were gabbaim to the Rebbe . They 'll be witnesses to the fact that I will take only wha ? s mine and nothing more . This is a joke @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the thought of your muse going empty-handed . I hope she 'll be as inspiring to you as you 've been to me . She already has been . Hold on to it for me . Just for a little while . Okay ? Sonia ? Where are you going ? I do n't know . If you need a place to ... Stay here with me . Ramon . - There 's someone upstairs who wants to see you . He says he 's your husband . I 'm gon na talk to him . Hey , you 've got a life , you know . Do what you got ta do . I ai n't going anywhere . Mendel ? Sonia . You look nice . You too . Sender told me where I could find you , in case you were wondering . I was n't . How 's Shimmie ? He 's good . He stays by me now . Oh , tha ? s good . I 'm sure he misses you . And you ? Do you miss me ? And you ? I-I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your birthday . My birthday ? Do you think tha ? s what all this was about ? Of course not . I 've been doing a lot of thinking ... about things I never really understood how to think about before . I know that the pain we caused each other could n't be helped . I am who I am and you are who you are . And we just were n't meant to be together . There was nothing we coul ? ve done other than what we did . But I was wrong to have forgotten your birthday . Mendel , you know I , I ca n't accept ... Please , if not for yourself , then for me . Yom Kippur is coming up and I would like to face God ... knowing I tried to do right by you . A ruby . I ? s your birthstone . I looked it up . I bought it loose . I figured finding the right setting for it is your specialty , so why interfere . Please ... come by and visit ... on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mother who loves him . - What would the others say ? - What others ? As far as Shimmie is concerned ... the only voices that matter belong to his mother ... and his father . Mendel ? God bless you .

@@5219041 ( **26;4921;TOOLONG ) We 're taking everything . Food guns bullets . Mm-hmm . We 're taking everything . Food guns bullets . Okay . Food guns bullets . The fuck you are . - ( GUNSHOT ) - ( GRUNTS ) What 'd you say ? ( GROANS ) Is it bad ? It 's not good . ( GROANSLOUDLY ) See , no hospital . - ( ENGINESTALLS ) - Son of a bitch , come on , motherfucker . ( WHISPERS ) You got ta be kidding me , let 's go . There we go . If I never saw the sun again , I do n't think I 'd mind . You mad at me ? Huh ? Your hand feels better , do n't it ? MAN : A little . That really hurt . Yeah , I never said it would n't . ( MUMBLES ) Here , drink up , here . Drink this . Drink it . - ( GROANS ) - I 'll get it . ( CANPOPSOPEN ) ( GULPING ) - Forgive me ? - Yeah , I forgive you . Rock ' n roll . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hell are you doing ? Just thinking about where we 're going , that 's all . What 's there to think about ? Just thinking if it 's worth it , that 's all . Worth it ? I 'm just saying . Be very fucking careful about the next words out of your mouth . Elaborate . Elaborate ? Listen up , Miles and open your goddamn ears . Look around , what do you see ? It 's a wasteland . There are no more rules . People do whatever they want . It 's complete chaos . But without rules all a man has left is his pride . And that was taken from both of us . Maybe that man regrets what he did to our father . But I can bet your ass he was n't regretting shit when he stuck that knife into his stomach and drove off . Now I 'm gon na make sure he never has a chance to regret again . You wan na keep acting like a child and not take part ? I 'll leave you in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lurking out here . Maybe that 'll teach you to be a man . Quit that shit ! ( PANTING ) You wan na be serious ? You better readjust your fucking brain cells . ' Cause that shit you just said to me put it to sleep , Miles . Okay ? Come here . You know what ? You 're gon na be okay . After all this is done we 're both gon na be okay . All right ? I promise . Where 'd this chump find a working car ? Do n't matter , I want it . Wakey , wakey . Now get out of the car ... before I blow the fuck out of you . ( GRUNTING ) Nice car . - Really nice car ! - Just not your lucky day , dum dum . Huh ? What happened to your hand ? ( GROANS ) - ( PUNCHING ) - ( GRUNTING ) ( GASPING ) All right . Easy . ( COUGHS ) First , I 'm gon na put a bullet in that stupid fucking face of yours @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And then my friends and I are gon na be on our merry little way . - That sound good to you , buddy ? - ( GROANS ) I think that 's a yes , boys . Hey , Leary . Let 's take the car and go . What ? He 's good , he ca n't hurt us . Let 's just take the car . I 'm sorry , did you have something to fucking say ? Nah . Disco . Open your mouth . Open your fucking mouth , now . - Hey , Leary . - Come on , you 're making this harder ... - Hey , Leary ! - What ! Look . ( EXHALES ) What the fuck ? Hey ! This one yours ? This little puppy ! ( CHUCKLES ) Well , come over here and watch me put ' em to fucking sleep ! ( GROANING ) Hey , man , be cool . Be cool . No more . What ? Please ? - Take your clothes off . - What ? Take your clothes off . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Run ! You all right ? No , Dom . I ai n't all right . Miles why did n't you call for me when they were attacking you ? Hmm ? Why did n't you yell ? I do n't know . - ( @engine_revving ) - ( TIRESSKIDDING ) ( CARSHUTSOFF ) DOM : Let me see you . Miles , you 've got ta learn to take care of yourself . This ca n't keep happening . What if I 'm not here one day ? Huh ? Well , everything happens for a reason , I believe that . Do you ? Yup . It 's time to get you to a hospital . ( @engine_starts ) ( @tires_screeching ) ( @breaths_deeply ) ( @gun_cocks ) Hey . Dom ? What are you doing ? Hey , I 'm talking to you . ( SNAPPINGFINGERS ) They killed them all . Miles , stay in the goddamn car ! Who killed who ? And they 're gon na kill you , too . - MILES : Dom ... - Shut up ! ( @engine_starts ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't wan na know . Dominic . Dominic . Look . Looks deserted ... Hey . My brother 's hurt , he needs a doctor . There anyone here who can do that ? I asked you a question , man . Hey . I can give you some food . We have plenty . What do you say ? ( @air_hissing ) ( GRUNTING ) Why 'd you do that ? ( GRUNTING ) ( CHOKING ) ( GRUNTS ) - Put your hands up so I can see them . - Son of a bitch ! - ( CHOKING ) - ( GRUNTING ) You 're gon na need a morgue if you do n't put your hands up right now ! - Put your hands up ! - ( ECHOING ) Goddamn it ! ( GASPING ) Stand up . Kick the gun to the side . ( GUNSLIDES ) Turn around . Slow . Who are you ? My brother needs a hospital . He needs some help . Help me get him out of the car . Get him inside . ( GRUNTINGANDGASPING @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ GRUNTING ) Give me the bucket ! - What 's his name ? - Miles . Miles . My name 's Vijah . Okay ? I 'm gon na help clean up your hand . You have some debris . Okay , I 'm gon na have to dig it out . It 's gon na hurt so do n't scream . ( YELLING ) VIJAH : Can you keep your hand over his mouth ! ( MUFFLEDYELLING ) ( MUFFLEDYELLINGCONTINUES ) VIJAH : Very good , Miles . ( MILESGRUNTING ) ( @clock_ticking ) You do n't look like brothers . ( SIGHS ) Am I supposed to say something to that ? Why are you being so difficult ? - I 'm not . - I 'm trying to help you guys . I know . You did n't see another car come through here , did you ? No . I usually stay inside . Away from town . Away from the sun . But there 's other people that live here , right ? Not anybody that you wan na know . Then why do you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's like asking for trouble . And , ya know , he 's a little slow . Slow ? Yeah . His head . You know . Here . Thank you . Where are you going ? Gon na find the guy who slashed our tires and we 're gon na put the pedal to the metal and get the fuck out of dodge . - Is that right ? - Yeah , it 's a fact . - You ca n't just wander around this town . - Oh , yeah ? Why 's that ? - ' Cause Doyle wo n't like it . - Who 's that ? Just ... please , just wait . Just wait , just wait let me ... Listen , doc , I do n't need you telling me what to do . I 'm sorry , I ca n't do it ! Do n't fucking try to stop me again , okay ? Thank you for my brother . ( FLOORBOARDSCREAKING ) ( LAUGHTERECHOING ) GIRL : Hi . Doyle wo n't be happy . - Who ? - ( GIRLGIGGLING @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? What do you want ? That 's for me to know and you to find out . ( GIGGLES ) - What are you doing ? - Let 's go for a drive . No , I 'm okay . Ca n't we just sit ? Listen , Sasha ? Get out of my car . Please ? - You wan na sit in the car ? - Yeah . Whoo ! ( @bell_tolling ) Having fun ? ( @breaths_deeply ) What are you looking at ? Nothing . ( @horn_honking ) Hide ! ( HORNECHOING ) ( LIGHTERCLICKS ) ( MOANSSOFTLY ) You touching my girl ? Mesmerizing face , is n't it ? Can stare at that all day . ( SOFTCHUCKLE ) Get out here , baby . ( GRUNTING ) Where 'd you get the working car , brother ? ( GRUNTS ) Huh ? Uh-oh . You mind if I take it for a spin ? ( SCREAMING ) ( SPITS ) You touched my girl . Now we have to get violent . It 's too bad , really . You had such @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( MAKESGUNSOUND ) - Get in the kitchen . Come on . - What 's going on ? What 's going on ? - Is it Dom ? - No , it 's fine ! - Is it Dom ? - Miles ... What is it ? ( GRUNTS ) You 're the main event , boy . ( HOWLING ) ( @breaths_deeply ) You trespassing . - He 's hurt , Latos . - Bitch , was I fucking speaking to you ? MILES : He 's my ... He 's my ... He 's my ... he 's my ... I wan na hear you say it . ( GROANSSOFTLY ) He 's my brother . Brothers ? Now ai n't that a kick . Doyle would n't be too happy you hiding a couple drifters , now , would he ? ( SOFTCHUCKLE ) Now we have an audience . Tie ' em down ! I said , tie ' em down . Tie ' em down ! ( WHIMPERING ) ( GASPS ) Watch . I want you to watch . ( MILESWHIMPERING ) ( GRUNTING @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . Watch it . Watch it . ( SCREAMS ) ( GRUNTING ) ( YELLING ) You fucking watch ! Do n't fucking make me ... ( SCREAMING ) What the fuck do you think you 're doing ? You 're gon na watch this ! You 're gon na watch this ! What the fuck do you think you 're doing ? ( @screaming_continues ) ( SOBBING ) ( SCREAMING ) ( METALCLANGING ) ( JINGLEPLAYS ) ( @chuckles_softly ) I love this music . It 's very relaxing . It helps me sleep at night . How are you feeling ? ( GAGGING ) Are you enjoying your stay in Demyl ? ( @chuckles_softly ) Vijah ? Get us a couple waters , please . Vijah , I already asked you once with my mouth . Now . Chop chop . Yeah . She is a good one . I bet you would love to fuck that right in half . Hmm ? Oh . I 'm sorry , I ... I should n't be speaking like that . Disgusting behavior , I know . I have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ always told me when I was a little boy to keep my mouth shut . They told me if I did n't watch my language they would put some soap in my mouth and wash all those curse words away . Well . One time they actually did . My mother dragged me into the bathroom and made me eat a half a bar of soap . I threw up so much that night , I started to throw up blood . Must 've had some sort of chemical reaction from the soap . ( @inhales_deeply ) ( MOANS ) But did my parents take me to the hospital ? No . It was too much of an inconvenience for them to take care of their sick , first born son . So later that night when I was feeling a little better and my parents had gone to sleep I decided to go into the kitchen and grab the biggest fucking carving knife I could possibly find then , tip toe into their bedroom and turn them into puzzle pieces . My point is , Miles you fuck with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'll disembowel the next generation of your family . ( LAUGHING ) ( LAUGHING ) Now why did you two come into my town and start fucking up my system ? We had a nice living situation going on here until you and your fuck hole brother came in rolling around , acting like tough guys . Hmm ? Hmm . ( SCREAMING ) ( NECKCRACKING ) ( GROANS ) I do n't like to ask the same question twice . Now why did you two come into Demyl ? Fuck you . ( CARTOONMUSICPLAYING ) Vijah you 're being very quiet over there . Yeah , you 're being so fucking weird ! Why do n't you speak , bitch ? You speak too much . What the fuck you say to me , you little chapped cunt ? Huh ? What the fuck you say to me , you little bitch ? I 'll shove your little fucking face in the ground ! You better watch it ! You better watch it or I 'll kill your ass ! ( GRUNTS ) I 'll kill your fucking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! ( GRUNTS ) Watch that mouth of yours , V . Or I 'll cut it right the fuck off . Sit the fuck down ! DOYLE : Vijah ? Where are you going ? Yeah . You too good for us now , huh ? Show 's not even over yet . Show 's not even over yet , bitch ! You better not be going to see that piece of shit . - I 'm gon na go to my room . Is that okay ? - No ! It 's not okay ! Sit back down and finish the show ! I was n't talking to you . Doyle ? ( SASHASCREAMS ) Bitch ! ( PANTING ) ( WHIMPERS ) ( DOORUNLOCKS ) ( PANTING ) ( LIGHTERFLICKS ) You look like shit , boy . Not gon na speak , huh ? I guess your brother wo n't be either . You look like you wan na kick my ass . Look . Your brother ? He was useless garbage we had to get rid of . The world does n't need any more @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like they 're John Wayne . The eyes do n't lie , boy . ( LAUGHS ) Give me some more ! Give me some more , right here , huh ? Give me some more right here , boy ! You 're gon na be meeting the whole family soon and then your balls will rise right back up in your ass where they belong , boy . So do n't be getting too full now . The main course has yet to come . Oh by the way you got your brother all over your face . ( CHUCKLING ) ( SCREAMING ) What 's wrong ? Nothing . You seem to be taking a liking to this young man . Is that true ? He 's not like you people . Us people ? We took you in , Vijah . You 'd be an ink spot on a fucking windshield if it was n't for us . You took me in ? That 's one way to put it . Well , your parents were n't doing you any good from what I could see . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . And I want you to respect that . I 've got something for you . Here . I want you to put it on . Please . I want to see it on you . Can you turn around , please ? DOYLE : No . I want you to wear this to the dinner . Vijah you 're a very beautiful woman . And I can tell that you see something in this man , Miles . But I gave him a choice . I did . And he did n't choose you . That 's why what I 'm about to do is only necessary . It 's the only way you 'll be able to learn . I 'm not trying to hurt you . But right now right this moment I 'm going to have to hurt you . ( FLESHRIPPING ) ( @door_opens ) ( GASPS ) ( RIPPING ) Ah , just in time ! Miles , it 's so nice of you to join us . Dig in . Looks like he 's too good for our food . You better eat @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his hump to cook it for us . Be a shame to let it go to waste . Eat it . Maybe he 's a vegetarian . Miles , I understand that our methods are a bit off putting to you , at the moment . I understand that . But believe me when I tell you this ... What ? You think of us as insane people ? Hm , not true . We just see life differently . It 's very simple . That 's all . I 'd like to make a toast . To new comers new flesh . I 'm sorry that it did n't work out the way I wished , Miles . You had to be so stubborn . When you could 've just became one of us . But do n't you worry . The main event has yet to come . ( CHUCKLES ) To Miles , everyone . Hmm ? - To Miles . - To Miles . ( SIPPING ) Miles ! Miles ! Miles ! ALL : ( CHANTING ) Miles ! Miles ! Miles ! Miles ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ SASHACHOKING ) ( GRUNTING ) ( MILESGROANING ) - ( GRUNTING ) - ( GUNSHOT ) ( PANTING ) ( CLAPPING ) Good . Very good . ( GASPS ) Jesus ! What the fuck happened ? We were just having a nice meal and you guys go ahead and get up and start killing each other . None of this had to happen , Miles . None of this had to happen if you would 've just joined us . Like a good ol ' boy . I loved you . You know that ? And you go ahead and you do this . For what ? For what ? ( DOYLEGASPS ) ( GUNDROPS )

@@5219241 , Les . - Hey , Ricco . What 've we got ? - K'harma 's inside . - Is Jace with her ? - Yeah , they 're eating lunch . Hey , what 's going on in there ? Get the fuck out of here , kid . We 're working . Alright guys , forget it . She 's not coming out . Okay ? Come on , Mitchell , one shot . No . Now I need you all to step back at least 10 feet from this door . Okay ? Please . Thank you . You 're in my spot , man ! Yeah ? I do n't see douchebag written on it . Hey , man . That 's his fuckin ' spot , man . Get your hands off me , you fuckin ' paparazzi ! Rule number one ... the bigger the ass the bigger the asshole . - Yeah . He 's got a big ass ! - You fuckin ' pig . - I 'm a licensed professional too . - Chill out , bro ' . He ai n't worth it . The fat fuckin ' pig @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Welcome to my world , kid . - I want a coffee . who wants coffee ? - I 'll take one . I could use a coffee . Who 's going ? I 'll go . - Yeah , send the kid . - Send him . Yeah , I could get coffee . You want coffee ? - Get three regulars . Alright ? - No problem . Three regulars . You better come back with my change . I 'm coming right back . Three regulars . One , two three . Be right back . - Light and sweet . - Make mine black . Dark black . Great idea , send a crackhead to go get coffee . Careful . How did they even know I was here ? Did you tell them ? I 'd never do such a thing , Miss Leeds . If you just bear with me ... I 've got something to tell you , man . My burger was n't even done . My personal apologies , sir . Come back as my guest any time . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ shit . I hate that . Hold on a second . Let me check something . Hey . I do n't want them taking my picture . I just want to leave . You know , I can do things . I 'm good . I could work for free . I could get you coffee . Hey you , do me a favor . Look down there . Are they looking ? Yeah , they 're looking . - We ca n't do it . - Oh , shit . Back up . - Ten feet . - Okay . I lost my shades . - Let me have yours . - No . Come on . The light 's fuckin ' up my eyes . Everyone knows it 's you anyway . K'harma . Or sometimes known as Instant K'harma . - Do n't say that . - I 'm just kidding , babe . How about now ? Are they looking ? Hold it . Hold it . - Ok , come on . You can go . - Go . Quickly . Thanks . K'harma ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What the fuck is wrong with you ? ! Fuck ! Hey . - What the fuck are you doing , man ! - Sorry , man . Do n't fuckin ' sneak up on me like that ! You following me ? No . Do you remember me ? I was ... - I got coffee for you guys . - So ? There was change left . I did n't want you to think I was stiffing you on the change . You know ? 23 cents . Jesus . Just keep it . Keep it ? Thanks . Thanks , man . It 's going to help . Hey , do you think I could crash here ? What ? I 'm fuckin ' freezing , man . Do you think maybe I could crash ? I 'll be out in the morning . Just on your floor or something ? On your stairwell . What am I , a fuckin ' hotel ? No . Go to a flophouse . Find yourself a cardboard box or something . What the fuck you want from me ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's a nice spot . You been here awhile ? - Are you gay ? - No . I mean ... Look , I do n't give a shit . It 's just that I got a lot of chicks coming over and I do n't want to give them the wrong idea . No , I 'm not gay . Whatever . I go with the flow , that 's my motto . Otherwise you snap like a toothpick . - You know what I 'm saying ? - Yeah . - It ai n't the Ramada Inn . Okay ? - It 's great . What 'd you say your name was ? Toby . These are nice pictures . Nice ? They 're fuckin ' great . I got that from 75 feet away . Elvis Costello . That guy 's like a musical genius . Got the black and white first then I switched to color before he had time to put on his fuckin ' hat . How many shots you see of Elvis Costello without his hat ? That 's a rarity . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . What are you doing ? That 's a collector 's item . Oh , Christ . I 'm sorry . Sorry . That 's your covers . Like I said , this ai n't a hotel . This is perfect , man . Thank you . I really appreciate it . What 're you , homeless or what ? I 'm moving around right now . Think I could be an actor . I 'm trying to be an actor . Well , Toby , the most important thing - I can say to you right now ... - Yeah ? Do n't touch anything . - Buenos noches . - Yeah , good night . Hey ! what are you doing ? Hey , man . I fixed your bike . The chain fell off . Why 's it so hot in here ? I got your radiator working . The valve was stuck . It was painted shut . It was kind of a bitch . But I got it open . And I took a shower . I hope you do n't mind . I unclogged @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What the fuck are you talking about , man ? What ? You think I 'm going to pay you for this shit ? ! No , man , I 'm just returning the favor . I 'm going to get out of here . I 'll see you around . - See you . - Thanks . I was wondering do you ever need anybody to like help out or ? Nope . You would n't have to pay me it would just be like free or whatever . Well , what is it ? What 's what ? Is it for free or is it whatever ? Free . Totally for free , man . This room is off limits unless I 'm here . - Alright ? - Okay . Rule number one ... no looky , no touchy . This is the nerve center of my business and I do n't want you screwing it up by playing solitaire or jerkin ' off on the internet . No problem . " Go with The Flow . " That 's pretty funny , with the mouse ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do . Here 's your first job . Clean out this closet . Alright ? Half this stuff I do n't even use anymore now that I 've gone digital . I can just take a shot , e-mail it around the world in 10 seconds . Ever hear that , " Shot heard ' round the world ? " That 's Eminem , right ? Eminem . what the fuck is wrong with you ? ! It 's a famous saying . " Shot heard ' round the world . " That 's what I 'm aiming for . Yeah . So , you going to throw away some of this junk ? This is a collector 's item . My old man gave this to me . I happen to be very close to him . What about this ? No . That ' my book . Starting next week I 'm going to take this around to all the agencies . Get that high-end work : Nike , Ralph Lauren ... So you 're not going to be a paparazzi anymore ? I told you , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Okay . - Rule number one ... they 're are players and they 're peons . I happen to be a player . I got nothing against the paparazzi . Without them this whole celebrity game would crumble like a fuckin ' house of cards . - Who buys the pictures ? - Yeah , right . No , I 'm asking you a question . who buys them ? - Oh , the magazines buy the pictures . - Magazines . Who buys the magazines ? People . Why ? To see the Stars . Magazines get rich , the stars get famous . All because I get a shot of K'harma kissing her boyfriend . You got a picture of that ? No . I almost did though , except some asshole tipped them off ! Fuckin ' asshole . You know what I did get ? I got a shot of Goldie Hawn eating lunch . Wow ! Goldie Hawn . Yeah . Very classy lady ... and still sexy as shit I might add . Yeah , I want her autograph . Autographs are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - How 's that feel ? - This is perfect . - Comfortable ? - This is great , man . - Yeah ? - Yeah . - Feels good , right ? - Yeah . Now you got your own private room . Les , I do n't know how to thank you . - I really appreciate it . - It 's alright . Come on ! We got work to do . Come on . - Hey Trudy , it 's Galantine . - Hey . I 'm just confirming , you put me on the list , right ? - Yeah . - Great . Under your name , right ? I got all the gear in the back . Get the camera out of the bag . Alright , we take this bad boy in case we need it later . Put that in there . Be very careful . Tailgate party . Hey , that 's not a toy . Let me show you something . Let 's say I need to get into one of these fuckin ' ritzy parties . All I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pour a little water in here and I get to stroll right in past these fuckin ' assholes . And I look like a real guest . That 's great . All right . Look , rule number one ... do n't let anybody crowd me . Alright ? Use your elbows if you have to . Give them a little thing . - All right . - Show me . Let me see you do it . Use your elbows . Do it ! Just fuckin ' do it ! Let me see how you do it . Alright ! Good . You ready , assistant ? - Yeah . - Ready ? Let 's go . Get in there . - Yo , Les . How you doing , man ? - Good . - I got your spot right here . - Thanks . That 's my assistant ! - Well , stay the fuck off my foot . - They 're all inside . Del Toro , Sara Jessica 's in the house , all the fuckin ' Sopranos ... Yeah . Diddy 's in there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Chuck Sirloin ! What 's up guys ? Eyes here ! Who 's the arm candy ? Gang , I got to go to work . You guys , easy on the carbs . Stick with The Beef . Where you going ? Les Galantine . People Magazine . How you doing ? I 'm on the list . - What list are you on ? - I 'm sorry . I 'm on Trudi 's list . - Right there . Plus one . Alright ? - Follow me . Listen , do n't lose me . Alright ? Stick close . Do n't get distracted by all these hot chicks . They 're useless to us . Help me spot people , you know , the money shots . Like Lil Kim , Chuck Sirloin , Diddy ... First chance you get find out where they keep the Goody Bags . Cameron Diaz ? No ! The gift bags . You know , where they keep all the great stuff . Oh , the gift bags . I do n't see anybody out here . VIP room . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ back . What up , dog ? How you doing , man ? I 'm sorry . Les Galantine . I 'm on the list . No , you 're not . Sweetheart , I know you 're doing your job . I 'm just trying to do my job . - Can you just take another look ? - I do n't need to . You 're not on . What 's Feldman doing inside ? Anybody inside is on the list . Hi , it 's Megan . Hey , it 's Gabi . Listen . has Jace come in yet ? Okay , because we 're here . Yeah . He 's not here . I do n't care . Okay ? I 'm not going in . That shithead ! I ca n't believe it . Give me my phone . I 'm going to call him . No . You are not going to call him . Get off ! - Listen to me . - Just forget him . The best thing for you to do right now is to go out there and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Entertainment Tonight , you show them how strong you are . No Access Hollywood ? Yes , Access Hollywood at the after-after-Party . Huh ? Now , where 's my little Booboo 's smile ? See . Look . will you just go get Trudy ? Tell her I 'm on the list . She 's busy . Step aside , please . Everyone , please step aside . Excuse me . K'harma , this way please ! I see Trudy in there . Can you just please walk in , point to me and she 'll say ... Are you fucking deaf ? ! You 're not on the list ! what do n't you understand ? What do n't I understand ? I do n't understand why I have to talk to a fuckin ' peon like you ! Get out ! Get your hands off me , man ! One scumfuck coming out ! Les , come on back . I saved your spot . You got yourself a lawsuit , pal ! You just broke my thumb . Your thumb 's not broken . Beat @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you fuckin ' Nazi bastard ! - Where 's my assistant ? ! - I 'm right here . Get this fucker 's name . We 'll see you in court , tough guy ! Alright , tough guy . What 's your name ? Sieg Heil , motherfucker , that 's my name . Hey , get your fuckin ' hands off me ! Get out of here . Fuck ! Dammit ! It 's scratched , man . Les , I 'm sorry . A good assistant would 've caught this stuff . I 'm sorry . I was trying to catch it . - That guy just came ... - Give me the Palm . - Goddammit ! Give me the Palm . - What ? The stylus just fell out . You gave it to me upside down . - What 's the ? - The thing you write on . Fuck . Just look for it . It 's the thin thing . Did you get the Goody Bags ? Oh shit . No . I forgot . What did I ? ! You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ going to work out . What you busting my balls for ? I told you I got to stay in the city tonight . ' Cause I got to take him to the plastic surgeon in the morning . ' Cause he 's Chuck Sirloin , that 's why . He 's getting an operation . On his wang . He 's got a hook to the right in it and he 's getting it straightened out . I 'm not lying . He 's very concerned about this , OK ? I 'm going to be at 131 Lex . Listen , Deedee , I ca n't take it anymore . It 's a red fuckin ' door ! We 're getting that shot . We 'll stay up all night if we have to . You with me ? Yeah . Beef , we 're going to get you tonight ! Coming to get you , Beef . - There it is . - The red fuckin ' door . Listen , he comes out that door we got about 5 seconds to get him . And it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and I just happen to be sitting here with a camera . Yeah , right . It 's totally legal . Watch that door . Watching the door . Watching the door . You like being an assistant ? It 's kind of fun , right ? Yeah , I like it . It 's fun . Alright . Come on , you got to keep your eye on that door , right ? Alright . We 're going to get ourselves a picture . Fuck ! Turn around . - There he is ! - Easy ! All right , all right . Come on . Come on . I ca n't find the phone ! Hold on , baby , I 'm coming . Get him up , get him up . Move your ass ! Fuck ! Yo Beef ! Okay . Yo , Beef , you want to turn around while I do this . A little privacy ? Oh , sorry . I just ca n't wait to see this picture . Chuck Sirloin . I used to watch his show . Alright , turn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - What 's that thing ? - That 's the disk . Ok , there 's the shots . It 's so good ! - Watch this . - Oh , my god ! There it is . The shot heard ' round the world . Right there . - That shot is awesome , Les ! - Is n't it ? - It 's so good . - You know why ? I 've got the laser eye . - Yeah , you do . - It 's a blessing . It 's also a curse , because sometimes I see too much . Yeah . Cool . Hey , do n't touch anything ! You 're here to learn . Okay ? - I was just wondering ... - Well , I 'm showing you . Okay ? Take it easy . Alright , we send it to my friend Betsey at Looking Glass . Send . There it goes . What do we do now ? Now we sit and wait for the offers to come in . Okay . But for you , go get me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're in the middle of a meeting . - Housecleaning ? - One hour . Finish , Byron . Okay , that 's it for the Today Show . There 's nothing else about that . Vanity Fair 's now confirmed for the 19 th . Definite . Great . Music Awards . Music Awards ? Do you want to present ? No . Premiere a video . No performance , just the video . Oh my god , do you have a new song ? No , but I 'm working on it . Okay , income . Well , increases all the way down the line , as you can see . I want to do a fragrance . Oh , my God . Yes ! I love this . That is something I could really run with K'harma . Something spicy . It could be anything . K'harma Spice . K'harma Mist . Or K'harmania . K'harmalicious . K'harmageddon . Those are definitely interesting ideas . Oh , I have one more thing that I have to mention . I got an e-mail from your parents . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ going to read you just the gist of it . " Blah , blah , blah , congratulations on your upcoming birthday however despite your painful decision to separate from us you are still our daughter and we feel we have a moral and legal right to compensation for the expense we incurred in raising you . " Expense ? How much do they want ? Seven million . Come on , The Star just offered me six . Give me nine and it 's yours . Well , I got to have at least eight . Alright , seven . Look , you screw me on this I 'm going to come over there with a machete . I 'm just kidding . Just send the check . Seven hundred dollars ! Placed ! Yes ! Alright ! Hey , you know what ? You did good today . - Thanks , Les . - You know what I 'm thinking ? I 'll going to take your headshots . Free of charge . - Really ? - Yeah . And I 'll tell you what . I know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... maybe get you some extra work . Les , you 're awesome . Alright . Take it easy . I thought you said you were n't gay . Thank you . - You hungry ? - I 'm starving . Alright , here 's the Plan . We sack out for a few hours then we go to this benefit uptown . It 's small potatoes for me but we 'll score free chow . - Sounds like a plan . - Alright . Get in that private room , Private , - and catch some Z's . - Yes , sir ! Hey , y'all . What 's up ? I do n't have to introduce myself because everybody knows me . I 'm Derek McFletcher . I play Kyle McKendrick on Hearts Aflame . I 'm speaking to you tonight not only as a daytime soap star but as an STD survivor . Dudes , chicks out there , listen up , the first time I got gonorrhea I thought I was going to die . The second time ... Do n't be stingy on that beefsteak @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Gentlemen . Gentlemen . Nice jacket . - Royce Ralston , Hearts Aflame . - How are you ? I trust you two are among the sexually enlightened ? - Yeah . - Oh , yeah . Rule number one ... never let a hooker slip you the tongue . Right , Tobe ? You know what I 'm talking about . There 's probably a couple hookers here , you know . Here comes one now . Hey , Muffy . How are you ? The sexiest publicist in New York City . Now , you behave , Les . - Get in there , Muffy . - Oh my . I got to run . What do we got ? You 're lucky . You got the place to yourself . That 's the Benefit Chairman and those two are Genital Epidemiologists from Atlanta . Very VIP . OK ? Go to town . Listen , Muff . I 'm just going to walk around . I 'll get a few shots and you can have them . Non , non , impossible ! Oui , oui . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're chowing down . So you take the shots . You place them anywhere you want . You 're the best , baby . Hey ! You do n't see me standing here ? ! Prick . See that guy over there ? Hello . We got quail at 2 o'clock . No , I 'm full , Les . I ca n't eat another bite . Chicks , you bonehead . Just keep smiling . We 're going to go over there . We 're celebrating . Maybe we see them , maybe we do n't . It 's Les , right ? Is it Les ? - It 's more . - Les is more . Les is more ! No . Listen , you 've seen my show . You 're the guy on Farts Aflame , right ? So , you 're a soap star , right ? Hell no . I 'm a casting director . I cast this entire thing . I cast Hearts Aflame . You 're a casting director . Wow . I thought you were an actress . Why 'd you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You 're an actor . You 're an actor , right ? Yeah . I 'm an actor . - What have you been in ? - I 've been in like a few things . He did n't say dame . Royce , did you say ' Dane ' or ' dame ' ? ! Is that a real chin ? - Yeah ? - Yeah . - You 're cute when you smile . - So are you . I 'm going to give you my card . And you can call me . - Yeah , I 'm going to call you . - Yeah ? Yeah . - Thanks . - Maybe I can get you into something . Okay . we got to go . Alright ? Adios , ladies , Royce . Offweederzain . - Come on , have a drink . - Let 's go . Hey . We 're working . Right ? Come on . Let 's go . Sorry . Alright . See you . What 's going on ? I was having a good time . Come on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I ca n't handle that . It 's too depressing . Did you see how drunk they were ? We 're losing our focus . Okay ? That 's what we came for . Alright ? Get two . Hey , how 're you doing , man ? Good . How 'd it go ? Oh , it was lots of fun . Listen , our dates are in the car . The gift bags are limited to one per guest , sir . I just told you our dates are in the car . Did you hear what I said ? Sir , you have three . Fine . I 'll take two . Okay ? I thought this was a benefit , You guys should get your story straight . Go ! Go ! Oh my God ! Look at all this great stuff . T-shirts , keychains , sunglasses ... Hey , you mind if I take yours ? You going to use these ? No . Yeah , you could keep them . I 'm going to put these T-shirts away . Yeah , give them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you do n't have any friends ? I got friends . I got fuckin ' Ricco calling me every 10 minutes , wasting my time on some bullshit . That 's a friend , right ? You know what I learned about friends ? A friend is somebody who 's just sitting around waiting for a chance to start talking about himself . I had some friends back in Phillie . There 's a shithole for you . It is kind of a shithole . - But I had some good friends ... - Me , I 'm more of a listener . Okay ? Hey , you know who 's a great guy ? - Who ? - De Niro . Yeah ! Do you know him ? He came up to me once and he shook my hand . He said , " How you doing ? " He shook your hand ? Yeah . And the funny thing is when I was talking to him I felt like we had a lot in common , like I could hang out with him . You should call him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ call and say , " Hey , Bob , you want to go get a beer ? " See what I 'm saying ? I build a relationship with him . Me and him get going good and then I bring you along . You 'd bring me along ? Hell , yes . why not ? I do n't know . It 's De Niro . Hey , you got to relax . Okay ? They 're just people . No different from you and me . Equal . You 're equal , I 'm equal , the Beef is equal , De Niro ... Alright ? It 's all how you think about yourself . Alright ? You got to start thinking big . Shot heard ' round the world . You bet your ass ! Hey , yo Beef ! Galantine Photo . Can I help you ? It 's Goldie Hawn . She wants to sit on your face . Hey , who wants more coffee ? You want some more coffee ? Cheeks , can we got some more coffee over here , please ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'd you get the tip ? Come on , Tish , you know I ca n't reveal sources . Look at that , a full quarter page . Could 've been bigger . Cheeks , take it easy . Alright ? - Watch the papers , please . - I got it covered . What , are you paying this guy ? Of course I 'm paying him . Are you two living together ? No , it 's more like a socio-professional type thing . I 'll come over then . we could play some cards . we could hang out . We do n't have any cards . I 've got like 5 decks of cards . I can bring them all over . We could play rummy . That 's a great game . Galantine Photo . Can I help you ? Let me see if he 's available . - It 's Trudy weiss . - Trudy weiss ! Let me have it . Hey , Trudy , hi . Did you see the photo ? Yeah , I 'm quite pleased . Listen , hold @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah . Can it be All Access ? Alright , see what you can do . Just get back to us , okay ? Alright . Thanks , Trud . Bye . Where were we ? Oh , yeah , the photo . Look at that . He was looking right at me . The Beef ! You know Les , you did n't have to call it an ' Event ' . I mean , we 're all going to the Music Awards . Oh , I 'm sorry . I did n't know anybody was listening to my phone call . Oh , Les , I forgot to tell you . Feldman placed two from the " Twilight " party . So ? What 're you telling me for ? Oh no , I 'm just saying , Newsweek and Us . - You 're kidding ? - I 'm not kidding . - That 's awesome ! - Good to see you guys . See what I mean about Ricco ? Always blabbing about himself . I 'd never play cards with him . Fuck him . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I got them . So , do they know I 'm coming ? Yes , I told them all about you . Come on , this is going to be fun . Alright . Mrs . Gehry ! You 're looking good ! Hi . The sun 's great . Ma ! We 're here ! I hope you 're hungry , ' cause my mom is a great cook . Wow , Mrs . Galantine , this looks great . - Did you step in something ? - What ? Check your shoes , both of you . - They 're clean , Ma . - Well , I smell shit . Really ? - Yeah , me too . - Oh , that 's funny . - Where 's Dad ? - In the front room . Take these in . And wash your hands first . - I just did . - Well , wash them again . Him too . He carried in those papers . why did you bring them in the house for ? Oh , those ? I got a little surprise @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Now take that in . It 's good to see you , Dad . How 're you doing ? Everything OK ? Oh yeah . All good . You ? Yeah , good . See all these guns ? My Dad collects them and restores them . It 's so cool . Let me show you something . This one is my favorite . Press this , right . It shoots out a bullet . That 's awesome . Anybody want a cigarette ? Here . That 's great , Dad . who made this again ? The Germans ? The Russians . The Chinese made one out of a feminine napkin . I do n't want to hear about it . Where 's that camera I gave you ? I 've still got it . What , are you kidding me ? That 's a collector 's item . Right ? Your friend there needs a patch on his pants . Come on , Dad . He 's just starting out . Toby 's my assistant . Thing 's are picking up for me now so I hired some @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ paper . It 's right here . Let me show you . Well , who is that ? Come on , Dad . What , you going blind ? That 's your man , Chuck Sirloin . - That 's The Beef ? - Yeah , the Beef . Look at that , a full quarter page . What 's that sticking out of his pants ? He had a little operation on his thing . I do n't want to hear about it . It 's no big deal , Ma . A little procedure and ... Well , what did you take his picture for ? Poor guy . Jesus . - That 's The Beef . - Oh , please . It 's totally legal , Dad . I mean , he was on a public sidewalk . And yeah , it 's the Beef . That 's how you get a picture in the paper . You know , somebody famous . Disgusting . You never see this kind of crap in a real newspaper . Jesus . Well , a lot of people do read @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And I 'm a licensed professional and this is photojournalism . It 's a candid shot and I got paid a lot of money for it . How much ? You want to know how much ? I got 700 bucks . He 's a millionaire . Well , I got his picture in the paper , did n't I ! Well , get it out of here . I do n't want the fuckin ' thing in the house ! Come on , Dad . I was going to frame it for you . Frame it ? ! Goddamn it . - I 'll frame this crap . Jesus Christ ! - Come on . I told you once , I told you twice . Trash ! I 'll tell you where I 'm going to frame it , right in the garbage can . Carl ! Wash your hands ! I told you not to bring that stuff in this house ! Thanks for your help . Ma . Why do n't you get a real job for a change ? - This is my job . That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You 're making a lot of money . Is this kid gay ? What do you care ? ! Do n't talk to your mother like that . You hear me ? Take it easy , Carl . Just take it easy . - What do you mean , take it easy ? - Take it easy . I 'm not gay . You 're not gay ? - Who 's gay ? - I asked if he was gay . I 'll tell you who 's gay . You know who 's gay ? Chuck Sirloin . Oh , that 'll be the day . You 're going to talk about The Beef again are you ? ! You know where you 'll find it , wo n't you ? ! - Out in the garbage can ! - Alright ! Leave it alone ! The food was good . I 'm still searching for my true love , a boy who wo n't fade away . I 'm still searching for my true love so I wo n't have to say ... Looking . Yeah , that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ true love . " Okay . Hello ? Hey . Baby , a couple of things . Goddamnit ! Can you not you see that I 'm working right now ? ! I mean , do you have any respect for the creative process ? ! Yes , but ... I am so sorry . This just came up . Vanity Fair needs 2 more hours tomorrow . Just two little hours . Okay fine . Fine . Then I wo n't finish this song . Cancel the Music Awards . I 'm not going because I do n't have a song . Oh my God . Please do n't say that . You know , I was going to get a pedicure tomorrow . I know . I am so sorry . And there are going to be serious , serious changes made around here . We can make the shoot as late as you want tomorrow . 2 o'clock . Five . Yay ! Okay . Thank you . Thank you so much . It 's going to be worth it . I 'm sorry , you guys @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Sweetheart , you 've got so much going on . We do n't know how you do it . No . I know . I love you . I really do . We love you too . You hitting the sack ? What does it look like ? I think I 'm going to take a walk . Go ahead . Unless you want to do something . Les . Hey , why do n't we call De Niro ? Are you out of your fucking mind ? ! I 'm sorry . I thought you had his number . I got his number . What am I going to say to him , " Hey , Bob , let 's get together , me , you and some homeless fag I got living with me . " Look Les , I told you I 'm not gay . Well , there 's something wrong with you . Okay ? What are you doing right now ? What ? I 'm just telling it like it is . You want me to leave ? ' Cause I 'll just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the one who 's talking about leaving . I just said I wanted to go for a walk ! Then go for a fuckin ' walk then ! Jesus Christ ! Like I 'm some fuckin ' peon all of a sudden ! ? You 've been dying to leave anyway . You think I ca n't tell ? ! - Go . Go for the fuckin ' walk . - Les . Man , you must really miss living in a box . You 're just pissed off at your dad - and you 're taking it out on me ! - Whoa , watch out , Oprah . Here comes Dr . Homeless . Hey , I know about some things . Okay ? I went through some pretty crazy shit with my fuckin ' parents . My mother cut me , man . She came at me with a steak knife . How do you think I got this ? I went fuckin ' crazy . Jesus . I knew it . You killed her . Les , I did n't fuckin ' kill my mother . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ around her . She ca n't be around me . I kept looking for something that I 'm not going to get , that she ca n't give me . You 're not going to get it , Les . It 's a dead-end street . You sit around waiting for someone else to tell you you 're okay . I mean , you 're okay . You do n't need it , Les . You took a really good picture , Les , no matter what your old man says . - He threw it in the garbage . - Yeah , but so what ? You got things going on , right ? I mean , we got to bring your book around . We 're going to go to , what 'd you say ? Nike , Calvin Klein . I never said Calvin Klein . Think big , get big . Right ? I 'm sorry , Toby . I did n't mean to go off on you . Whatever . Rule number one ... friends is friends . That 's good , man . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a good one . You 're learning . Why do n't you go take your walk ? Go ahead . No , I think I 'll just watch some TV . Go to sleep . Hey . I know what we can do . What ? Headshots ! Hey , take it easy ! All Access . All Access . Him too . Show him the thing . Turn it around . See that . Thank you . Jesus Christ . There 's nothing but B-list in here . Alright , I got to go find Trudy . Stay right here . Keep an eye out for those goody bags . Goody bags . It 's so tempting when I feel so empty and I 'm sitting here all alone . But I will fight it until I can find a sweet love of my own . You take your love and shove it . You can stick it where the sun do n't shine . You take your love and shove it . You better listen , boy , ' cause I ai n't lying , ' lying , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for my true love , a boy , that wo n't fade away . I 'm still looking for my true love so I wo n't have to say you take your love and shove it . Demo from NTV . How you doing girl ? Wait . Hold on . Hold up . You are looking hot . Thank you . Thank you very much . So you got to tell me some stuff here . You got a lot going on these days . You got the world premiere video . Your parents are suing you , I heard . I am super , super busy . Plus , Mystique and Jace are hitting it up pretty hard . - Is this like a mega-bummer for you ? - I am really , really happy for him . And I 'm trying to stay strong and I thank God for my music which will always be my first love . And who 's the little studmuffin you got here next to you ? Oh , this ... This is ... I 'm Toby . - Toby . Alright @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Is n't he hot ? He 's straight up slamming , dude . Okay , bye . Peace up , y'all . Toby ! What the fuck ? ! Excuse me . - I 'm All Access . - You 're not . That 's a yellow card . You need a green card to get in here . Where do you get a green card ? Try City Hall . Come on , studmuffin ! Yes of course she 's going to be there . we 're going to see you there . I ca n't believe you fixed the jacuzzi . It was just a loose wire on the pump . Stupid hotel . I told them to fix it like a month ago . How come you live in a hotel ? Taxes . I write it off . Plus I never have to make the bed . I wish I had a camera . Do n't . I hate it when people take my picture . - Sorry . - It 's okay . You probably would n't understand , being homeless . The worst are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ alone , even when you 're going through something really painful . He broke my heart . - Who ? That guy ? Jace guy ? - He said that ... He said that my eyes were too far apart . What ? That 's ... People are different . That 's why people are beautiful . Do you think that I 'm beautiful ? Are you kidding me ? I think that you 're the most beautiful girl I 've ever seen . And then all of a sudden I 'm in the Jacuzzi with her . And I fixed the Jacuzzi because it was broken . It was like broken for like weeks in this nice hotel . We just kind of hung out there . We were in our underwear . We did n't have sex or anything but we really like ... I do n't know . I really connected . We really connected . You connected ? In your underwear ? Well , I mean ... I am so totally fuckin ' thrilled for you , Toby . Hey , you know what ? Look @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Look . - What 's that ? - They 're olives . I figured we could put them in the trunk with the martini glasses . You know ? You just take a toothpick , put an olive in , you put it in a martini glass and all the sudden you look like a ritzy guest . - Like a what ? - Like a guest . Like a guest ? Like a ritzy guest ! ? That 's what I look like ? ! Toothpicks ? ! You sneak backstage without me ! You hang out with sexy chicks and superstars all night and you come home with toothpicks ! ? - Are you , retarded ? ! - No . No , you 're just an ungrateful bastard ! I 'm grateful ! Man , come on . I gave you a job . I gave you a place to sleep ! Les man , I 'm grateful . You know what hurts the most ? What did I say about De Niro ? - You said ... - I said I would take you with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ take you with me ! Yeah . And what do you do ? The first chance you get you fuckin ' leave me . - Like I 'm a peon ! - Les , I 'm sorry . - What the fuck ? ! No ! - I 'm fuckin ' sorry . No ! You ca n't apologize for this , man . Look , I got caught up . You got caught up . That 's bullshit , man ! That 's bullshit ! Forget it ! - Just get out ! Go ! It 's over ! - Do n't do that . Look , how can I make it up to you ? Whatever you want . Whatever you need , man . Just tell me , I 'll do it . I want to make it up to you . What hotel is she at ? What ? What hotel is she staying at ? I do n't know . She 's staying at some hotel uptown . I do n't remember . You just spent the night with this chick that you 're puppy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hotel she 's at ? ! I do n't remember . I guess I am fuckin ' retarded . I do n't remember . Wow . Galantine Photo . Can I help you ? Let me see . Who 's calling ? Hold on . You 're lucky . It 's her ! Les . Jesus Christ ... Hello ? Hey , homeless . What 'd you do , run out on me ? No , you fell asleep on me . How 're you feeling ? Oh , I do n't know yet . I got your note . It was very sweet . Thanks . I had such a good time . Me too . So what 're you doing tonight ? Tonight ? I do n't know . Well , it 's my birthday and I 'm having a little party . I thought maybe you 'd like to come by . Wow . That 'd be great . Okay , great . Do you think maybe I could ? Do you think maybe I could take someone with me ? Like a date ? No , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Oh , yeah . Sure . Alright , I 'm going to go back to bed . So I 'll see you later . Okay . Goodbye . Yes ! Good job . What ? Nothing . Oh . Okay , I wo n't go . I just thought I heard somebody say they wanted to make up something up to somebody . That 's all . - Les , man ... - Forget it . Les ... I 'm not going . Have a good time . Have a good time ! It 's huge . - You should see the bathtub . - Really ? Yeah . I do n't know about this jacket . Why not ? No , it looks good on you . This was my dad 's jacket . - Really ? - Yeah . Do n't worry . - What 's the matter ? You nervous ? - A little bit . How 's my hair look ? - It looks good . - Yeah ? You did n't even look . Yeah , I 'm looking . It looks good . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pictures . Why not ? - I 'm just saying ... - You 're a professional now ? I 'm just going to take a few shots . No , I 'm just saying it 's her birthday party . Please do n't take any pictures . Alright . You know what ? You 're absolutely right . I 'm sorry . It 's not even going to leave my pocket . You 're not going to ? I promise you I will not take a picture . Alright ? Do n't worry . Do n't worry . Hey , homeless . - You look beautiful . - Thank you . - This is my friend Les . - Hi , Les . Thanks for coming . - Happy birthday . - Thank you . Come on in . Meet some people . This is Elvis . We 're working on a musical together . Wow . What musical ? - About the life of Brittany Spears . - Brittany Spears . I 'm thinking Tennessee Williams , only not so gay . Imagine Streetcar with K'harma in the Brando @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Want to go open presents ? - Okay . - I 'll be right back , Elvis . - Sounds great to me . - This is Les , by the way . - Pleased to meet you . I just want to say I 'm a really big fan . You 've got a strong shake there , Les . You 're a musician , right ? I 've seen you play ? Where have I seen you play ? What ? Les . What 's going on ? - Are you alright ? - I do n't know . I do n't know , Toby . What 's up ? - I 'm freaking out ! - Why ? I ca n't talk ! You 're okay . I sounded like a fuckin ' idiot . Les , you did n't , man . Calm down . That 's Elvis Costello . Alright ? That 's Elvis Costello out there . So what ? He 's just a guy , like you said . Remember ? Equal . We 're equal . - Les , you 're cool @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Equal . Let 's go back out there . You ready ? Les , what the fuck are you doing ? ! - What ? ! - You just washed your hands . - Calm down . - I have soap on my hands . Just let me finish what I 'm doing . You go out and I 'll be right there . Alright ? Alright , I 'm going to be out there . Just give me minute , alright ! Hey , man . Yeah , Armed Forces . Get Happy . This Year 's Model , I mean that was genius . I got a picture of you too . One that I took ... Fuck . - Hey . - Hey . - What 're you doing ? - I was ... looking for you . Really ? Well , I was looking for you . I guess we found each other . You could have stayed last night . I wanted to . Believe me . Stay tonight . I promise I wo n't pass out on you . Just stop taking my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't understand ? ! Stop taking my fuckin ' picture ! Behave yourself . - What are you doing ? - Just taking a few shots . - Are you a paparazzi ? ! - He 's taking my picture . - No , I 'm a licensed professional . - He 's just messing around . He 's my assistant . You brought a paparazzi to my party ? ! Call security . Give me that fuckin ' camera ! - Right here . - Sorry . Cheeks . - Muy bonita . Excellent . - Thank you , Mr . Les . Why do n't you let him make you a batch ? These are excellent . I asked you not to take any pictures . I know , and I 'm sorry . OK ? I got a little excited . Cheeks , why do n't you make the kid a batch ? I do n't want any , Cheeks . Do n't make me any . You said that you would n't take any pictures . I asked you and you said , " I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? ! Here . - What are you doing ? - Here 's the pictures ! Alright ? You happy ? Elvis frigging Costello , K'harma Leeds . Down the drain . You know how much money that is ? You know how much money I could 've got for that ? I did n't tell you to do that . - Well , I did it . - You did that on your own . Now do you see how serious I am ? Let me tell you something . Jesus , Les ! I 'm trying to tell you something as a friend . Okay ? That chick is not for you . Okay ? Why ? Because every time she looks at you you know what she sees ? A good-lookin ' nobody with his nose pressed up against the glass . I know that hurts . Okay ? And I 'm sorry . But Rule number one , man ... know where you belong . I 'm not saying they 're any better than us , ' cause they 're not . I am through following @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She threw us out of that party like we were peons . It was her birthday party . It was a personal thing . She trusted me , man . Just listen to me ? Tomorrow I 'm going to take my book and hit all the agencies . And you 're coming with me . Alright ? We 're partners now . Me and you . From now on we 're going where the lights are green . You know what else we can do ? I 'll get your headshots printed up . Alright ? And I 'll call De Niro . I 'll slip him a headshot . Do n't worry . We 're going to have a lot of fun . You do n't need that other shit . It 's just you and me now . It 's going to be great . Well , what hurts ? My stomach . Well what hurts about it ? It just hurts . What kind of hurt ? Les , I do n't know . I do n't feel good . Alright ? - Jesus . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ come with me today , to see how the whole agency game is played . I do . I ca n't . Alright . I 'll bring you back some soup . I 'm going to be gone a couple of hours so if you want to watch TV that 's OK . Just do n't mess around with the computer . Okay ? I wo n't . Alright . Hope you feel better . Fuck ! Well , Les ... Fuck ! Photo ... Fuck . Sick , my ass ! You better not be on my computer ! What the fuck ? ! Toby ? ! Blaine . Blaine , I 'm scared . Do n't worry , Robbyn . You 're super-safe with me . Nobody 's going to mess with you . Please , do n't ! I can help you ! I know you 've killed 10 people but I know you do n't want to be a serial killer . Let me help you . I want to be your friend . Friend ? What 's a friend but somebody sitting around waiting for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ line ? Cut ! No , it is n't , Robbyn , but come on . If there 's a change you got to go with it . Alright ? I mean , where 'd you go to school , NYU ? What kind of shit is this ? Stay in character . Do n't break the fourth wall . Okay . Toby , excellent . I like what you 're doing . - Keep it up . - Thanks . - You alright ? - Yeah . Oh crap ! we got to reset the whole knife gag with Blaine . Come on , get in there and change it ! Quick ! Again ! Let 's go ! I swear to god , cold coffee one more fuckin ' time and you 're out of here ! - I told you . - You were right . He 's incredible , right ? Where did this kid come up with this stuff ? He 's awesome . It 's the real thing . Come on , look at that face That 's the close-up . We need to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ close-up you need . There you got a show . Hi , I 'm Toby . I play " Toby " . I mean , I used to be homeless so I think that 's why they picked me for this job . So I know " Toby " pretty well . I 've had some experiences with violence but right now I 'm just trying to go where the lights are green . It 's a reality series show about a serial killer who 's also a homeless kid . Megahip cast because all the people in it are who they are . Like Life . Like OJ . Did that really happen or was it just an old reality show ? Think about that . The challenge of the casting was finding people who are what they are but who also have that star quality . Our lead , forget about it . He really has it . He has such a bright , bright future . Hi , I 'm Toby . I play " Toby " . I mean , I used to be homeless so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ job . Right now I 'm just trying to go where the lights are green . You know ? Christ , now he 's stealing my lines ! I should sue him for plagiarism . At least get a writing credit . I 'm his manager . You could tell me . What 's the offer ? He 's tied to Slice for another 3 months . Can you hold for a second ? Hello ? No . No , Premiere does not get the profile unless he has a full page . Okay ? You got that ? Call me back . Alright . Hold on for a second . Hello ? No , that 's T-O-B-Y , no E . Yes , he 's 20 years old . The scar is real . He got it in Central Park , fighting off a pack of wild dogs . OK ? Thank you . Randolyn . Yes . No , listen , baby , the offer is fine . Alright ? The only problem I 'm having is the female lead . I 'm sure she 's completely delightful @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Tell Ridley we appreciate the offer . We 'll consider it . And that 's plus 10 % . Thanks , baby . Bye . Cheers . Did have a nice shower ? Yeah . Your hot water is amazing . - Yeah ? - Yeah . It really is . Look at you , your skin , it 's all tingly . I fixed your shower head . Did you ? Now I told you , you ca n't keep walking around my apartment without any clothes on . There are windows . I knew you would clean up good . Look how beautiful you are . K'harma designed the scent all by herself . She went to the lab . She picked out all the different smells . She came up with the bottle , thanks to you guys . The colors ... The name , Instant K'harma . Which is so great . - Suis generis . It 's K'harma . - It evokes desire . And sexiness . Excuse me . What are you doing here ? I came to smell you . So where 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I know . I know it 's hot . It 's not about you , you know . I know . I do n't think about you anymore either . You look beautiful , baby . Really beautiful . - I do miss you , baby . - Really ? Every day , every night . Especially at night . How about you ? You miss me ? No . Not even just a tiny bit ? No . I knew you did , baby . Yeah ? I wish this guy would shut the fuck up . Toby ! Will you just take this guy ? He wo n't even shut up . He 's been calling for a week . No , I do n't want to take it . You have to take this call , man . I am going to freak out . He 's the most annoying human being I 've ever met ! Yeah ? Hey . How you doing ? Is that really you ? Oh my God . What do you want ? I 'm just calling to say hi @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ TV . Wow . You look great . What the fuck do you want , Les ? You 're fuckin ' harassing everybody . OK , look , I just ... think maybe we should get together . You know ? Try and work this out . Because it 's like you said , man ... Rule number one Friends is Friends . No , rule number one , rule number one you lied to me , Les . Rule number two ... you 're a fuckin ' paparazzi . Do n't say that . That 's what you are . You think you 're different ? That 's what you are , Les . You 're a fuckin ' paparazzi . - Paparazzi . - Alright . Alright . Watch this . You sneak around and you take pictures of people and then you lie about it . You fucked the whole thing up , Les . You think I 'm a paparazzi ? Okay watch this . I 'm going to delete the whole thing . Okay ? Here I go . Alright ? Okay . Yeah . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ swear to God ! They 're gone ! Like I 'm going to believe you . I could believe you now , right ? Because right now you 're telling the truth . Right ? You tell me you believe me or I 'm going to fuckin ' stab myself in the throat ! I got a knife to my throat right now ! Alright look , Les . Calm ... Look , just calm down . Les , calm down . Okay ? Just tell me you believe me ! Look just calm down ! Calm down ! I believe you . I believe you . Alright ? I believe you . Thank you . Look man , you fuckin ' locked me in your house . Hey , are we going to focus on the negative or can we move on to the positive ? Alright ? Come on . I was just calling to say how happy I am for you . You 're doing great . And I started you off , is n't that crazy ? You 'd never would have met that casting chick @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there ? Yeah . Look how about if we just get together and have a beer ? Alright ? What do you say ? You know ? We 'll go to Cheeks and we 'll have a cup of coffee ? Alright ? No . Toby ? You 're such a totally awesome guy , Toby . Wow . Thanks . Ever since Blaine died you 've taught me so much about being homeless . It 's kind of beautiful in its own way . Yeah . It 's got its ups and downs . I was going to say ins and outs . Cut ! Cut ! Cut ! What , Corey ? ! I 'm going with it like you said . Yeah , but come on ! Is this after-school porno ? - Is it ! - No . Look . - Tell him how you really feel . - I 'm trying . Be real for once . Just this one time . Okay ? Be real . I 'm sorry I yelled at you . All right ? Tell him . Go . Let go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ love you , Toby . I love you so much . Yeah , I was pretty surprised when Robbyn said that . I mean , I think she 's really pretty and fun but ... my true feelings are for someone else . Someone I met a while ago who became very special to me and I love her . She 's a singer . I met her at the Music Awards . Hey , baby . What 're you doing , sitting in here all by yourself ? I 'm just thinking . About me ? No . - Why ? - You know why . Trust me , babe . I 'm not going to hurt you again . - I love you . - I know but ... I just ca n't stop thinking about all the things we used to do . Yeah , I was pretty surprised when Robbyn said that . But my true feelings are for someone else . She 's a singer . I met her at the Music Awards . - Remember how I turned you on , babe ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I let her down . And I know she 'll probably never forgive me . I would like her to know that I 'm sorry and ... I know that ... I would n't love anyone as much as I love her . I love you , K'harma . I love you . Alright , can we stop now ? Please . Okay . Toby . - I 'm sorry . - How could you do that to me ? ! You know how fuckin ' humiliating that was ? ! - I did n't mean for that to happen . - You did n't mean ? ! Shut the fuck up ! You 're such a dick ! I 'm sorry . You 've been so nice to me . I 've been so ' nice ' to you ! I 've been so ' nice ' to you ! How nice ? No , you 've been more than nice to me . I 'm sure I have been more than nice . What exactly do you mean ? What exactly do you mean by that ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm such a fuckin ' special woman . Please . And I 'll never forget what you 've done for me . It 's just not ... Look , it 's just ... - What ? - She 's a little bit more ... She 's a little bit more what ? I do n't know . - And you 're a little bit more ... - What ? I 'm a little more 35 , and she 's a little more 18 with a Barbie doll ass ! ? No , you 're putting words in my mouth . That 's not what I 'm saying . That 's exactly what you 're saying , Toby ! Why do n't you just call a spade a spade ? Listen , I never wanted to hurt you . - Well . - I do n't want to hurt you . Just humiliate me ? Look , I 'll pack my stuff and I 'll go . Okay ? I 'll get out of here . Whatever you want . I want you to be happy . That 's what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up and I 'll get out of here . I 'll find a place . It 's fine . Just stay here until you find some where else . Really ? You sure ? Yeah . Stay in the back room . Alright . I 'll move my stuff into the back room and we 'll just be like living together . Be like little roommates . Like friends . Whatever . Let 's go make up your bed . Welcome back . This is Nikki Blake . Well , awards season is upon us and already hundreds of new films and stars are vying for those precious statues ... I ca n't concentrate with the TV on . What concentrate ? You pick up the card , you throw it down . A monkey could play this game . " Slice of Life " badboy , Toby Grace made television history last night by broadcasting his love for reigning pop diva K'harma . Sources close to the two are keeping mum but it was evident at this post-awards party that sparks were beginning to fly . Hey , that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what ? Yeah , we 're playing . For teenage fans outside the Slice studios in New York , the romance meter was off the charts . It was the most romantic thing I 've ever seen ! I love you , Toby ! I do n't care if you 're homeless ! As for the TV Romeo , he 's keeping any further confessions close to the heart . I mean , I appreciate . But I was n't trying to be romantic . When you love someone you just got to go with the flow . Oh , that 's original . AT caught up with the object of his affections at her Manhattan hotel . All I can say is I 'm really , really touched . Wow . Good for Toby . That 's great . Why is that great ? He was always a nice kid . Really ? He 's a jerk . What ? Why do you say that ? Because I know him . Come on , I lived with him right here . You know what he is ? He 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , my God . I could tell you stories , Ricco . I 'll tell you what he did . He broke into my computer . Broke into your computer ? What was he looking for ? I do n't know . Bank records , account numbers . You know ? Personal stuff . Deeply personal . He always seemed like a nice kid . Why do you keep saying that ? Because he did . He seemed like a nice kid . - I just told you he wasn't . - I know . I guess I just liked him . A really , really nice kid . That 's it ! what the fuck is wrong with you , man ? ! Get out ! Get your cards and get out ! I never seen you like this . You to chill , bro ' . Why you be bugging ? Why I be bugging ? why ca n't you stop talking about Toby this , Toby that ! ? " Toby 's a nice kid ! Blah blah blah . Feldman 's photo . " Man , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you marry him ? ! - Just get out . - Was I talking about him that much ? No , just every fuckin ' second ! Goodbye , Ricco . Nice having you . - You 're wrong , man . - Yeah , I 'm wrong . Where 's that camera I gave you ? I still got it . Thanks , Dad . Thanks for reminding me , because I got something coming up . Something I could really use it for . Someone I know is just dying to get his picture taken . He used to be a friend of mine . Okay . You reach out to a guy . You try to apologize . You say you 're sorry , just trying to connect on a basic human level and what does he say ? He says ' no ' . No . Mr . Big TV Star . He does n't even want to meet you halfway . Fine . What goes around comes around , my friend . Rule number one ... You do n't mess with Les . As simple @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are what you eat . Let 's see what we got here . Listen , when get inside we go to E ! first then Access Hollywood , then Ew . And it is absolutely critical we get that shot with Clooney and del Toro . Yeah , yeah , yes ? Hey , it 's Gabi . We 're going to get out first . What do you mean , you 're going to get out ? No . Toby gets out first . No , Dana , K'harma 's going to get out first . She going to get halfway up - and then Toby 's going to get out . - Exactly . Jesus . No , Gabi . Toby gets out first . Then she gets out when he 's a third of the way up . Where is he ? Which car is he in ? Would you goddamn hurry up and get in front of them ! - Fuckin ' shit ! God dammit ! - For fuck 's sake ! Do n't let them in . Do not let them get in first @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ shit . No , Gabi , you cut the fuckin ' shit . Her last album moved ten million units . Yes . Plus foreign . Oh really ? well , he happens to be the lead in a $90 million movie . Why do n't we just get out together ? Shut up . She 's the celebrity endorsee for Nova Cola , domestic and international including Taiwan . Fine . She 'll get out and then he 's going to get out when she 's a quarter of the way up . Love you , mean it . It 's so much better that you get out second . It 's much classier . It 's much better . - Yeah . I do n't care . - No . You should care . It 's big . It means something . You have to enjoy this moment . It 's everything we 've been working for . - Get your coat on . - Come on . Do a little of this . - Are you ready , Byron ? - Yeah . Alright , let 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what you are , Les . You 're a fuckin ' paparazzi . Paparazzi . Paparazzi . Rule number one ... Friends is friends . I gave you a job . I gave you a place to sleep . When you love someone you just got to go with the flow . Go with the flow . - You 're a fuckin ' paparazzi . - What did I say ? I said I would take you with me . I would take you with me . Hey , Les ! Where 're you going ? - Toby ! - Les . You look great , man . Les . I love you , man . Wait a minute . Hold it . Beautiful ! Yes ! Go . Go . Go . Welcome back to Access Tonight . We 're here with our very special guest , professional photographer Les Galantine . Now let 's talk about the picture . It 's everywhere , the cover of Premiere , Vanity Fair . Tell me , how 'd you take it ? Well , first of all , that was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that in front of the whole world . But bottom line , Nikki , I 'm a photographer . Well , I just raised the camera and pow . " The shot heard ' round the world . " Exactly . Yes ! That 's what I was aiming for . So , what 's next for Les Galantine ? Sex with you . I 'm kidding . No , I know your husband . He 's a great guy . I do n't know . I 'm just going with the flow , you know ? That 's great . well , thank you so much taking the time to talk to us . This has been Nikki Blake with Les Galantine signing off . Good night .

@@5219341 Shoot , shoot , shoot the animal Run , run , run to Canada Where are we ? How specific do you want me to be ? How specific can you be ? Try Australia . We 're getting there . It 'd help if we knew where " there " was . Dace knows where he 's going . Ooh , easy . I bet he does . What does that mean ? Kris has got a boyfriend Kris has got a boyfriend Holy shit ! Oh , hello . What 's this ? Do n't you dare . Oh , I think I dare . Do n't you dare ! Warren , Warren ! Do n't you fucking dare . Do n't ! Warren ! Fucking do n't you dare . Fucking give it here ! It 's not yours , Warren . Do n't open it . If it was mine , I would n't want to open it . Whatever . Open it . I do n't care . Eh , I do n't want to open your dumb bag . Grow up , Warren . Get over it , Chad . I do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on . They 're your family heirlooms . I just wish there was more detail . There 's plenty of detail . It all checks out . He was a total nutcase . Wow , really ? He was your uncle . You said he was reliable . He was my great-great-great uncle , Chad , and it was 120 years ago , and I did n't say he was reliable . I just said we were n't taking parenting tips from the man and that he 's unlikely to have hallucinated these rock paintings . What 's wrong with rock paintings closer to home ? What have you got against them ? These paintings have n't been seen for 120 years , that 's what . There is n't a doctorate in paintings closer to home . Sorry , lassie . I 'm bored . Well , we could play a game . Great . I spy with my little eye ... No , a game 's a good idea . Like what ? I do n't know . 20 questions ? We could play backpacker . How do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ backpacker , then we murder them and dump their body in a ditch . Warren ! Sorry , Anja . That 's fine . Do n't worry about it . Sorry ? Sorry ? She gets ... she gets a sorry ? Where 's my apology , you cunt ? Where is it ? Give me one ! Come on , Warren ! Sorry , Angina . I forgot you do n't like the C word . Are you serious ? What 's not to like ? It 's not that I do n't like it , Smell . Ah , come on . I could feel your eyes roll . It 's about context . Ah , context . So what context would you be cool with it in ? Give it a rest . Come on . I want an answer . I 'll let you know when I think of one . How about , " Get down there , boy , and lick my cunt " ? Hey ! What ? What ? I say it to Chad all the time . You do not . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ooh , baby , maybe I will . This one 's malfunctioning . I 'm kidding , baby . Chad , I 'm kidding . I love my little Chaddikins . I do n't know . I still wish we had more to go on . So ? Ye of little faith . Everybody out , please . Ah , thank God . Oh , yay . Bags not sitting in the middle next time . Guys , be careful when you 're walking on the rocks . Chad , how sweaty is your back ? I need to go to the toilet . Do you think I could cop a squat over here ? Coming . Thanks , guys . Look out for snakes . I wish all the ladies I wish all the ladies Were sculptures of Venus Sculptures of Venus And I was a sculptor I was a sculptor I 'd sculpt them with my ... Penis Singing , hey , boppa-loobah Hey , boppa-loobah Mel ? Mel ? Hey , it 's over here . Ah ! Spiderwebs ! Oh , here we are . Everybody @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Anja . We 'll quickly go through , and then we 'll come back for the stuff . Oh , rocks . Shit . Okay , watch your heads . Yep . Dace , were you ever a prefect at school ? Where 's Anja ? Anja ? Anja , hey . Kris ? Are you okay ? I 'm fine . I just need a moment . You do n't have to do this , An . Can you talk to me ? About what ? Anything . Something happy . Pregnant . Pregnant ? " Pregnant " is my happy word . Every time I hear it , I get a rush of joy . Are you serious ? It 's all I want is to have babies . You 're 23 . I know . It 's ... it 's silly . Whoa , look at this . It 's beautiful . Mmm , oh , my sensitive boy . So cute . What ? You have to be sensitive to find this beautiful ? Or gay . Watch the puddle . Gah ! Warren ! Fuck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ really ? I ca n't wait . Fuck . Oh , yes , you can . Keep moving . Dace ! Dace ! Anja . What ? Anja , you blacked out . Yeah . Better let me check you out . No , I 'm okay . Just let me check . You could be concussed . She did n't hit her head . She blacked out . There 's something wrong with that tunnel . We should n't go through it . Anja , do n't be ridiculous . It 's perfectly safe . It 'll take us five minutes if we walk through the tunnel and probably hours to drive around the mountain . She had a panic attack . Well , why did n't you say ? It was n't the same . It was different from last time . Here 's what we 're going to do . We are going to go to the car and get the stuff that we need , go through the tunnel and set up camp , and you are going to drive around and meet us up on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . At some point , you 've got to get over this shit . What ? It 's only a fucking tunnel . How much longer ? Yes ! We have daylight . Oh , my God . Wow . Look at that . Forget that . Check this out ! Oh . Ah , it 's actually kind of beautiful . Oh , my God . Eh , I 've seen better . Hey , hey , hey , hey ! Find it all right ? Thanks to yours truly . Found this one running around screaming , waving his arms like a girl . Hey , you 'll keep . I want to get my pink bag . There 's a few things I want to just check . What do I do with this ? Chuck it in the back ? Mine and mine . Where 's ... where 's my bag ? It 's mine . Which way ? Here . The mossies are psychotic . Finally . Pookie , I 'm gon na put you there . Hi , baby . Wait , wait , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ah , to be young and in love . Ah , to be young and fucking . Where 's Dace and Kris ? Speaking of young and fucking . They 're not . Give them time . They 're at the rock painting . Is it good ? Oh , you know , there 's rock . There 's paint . Ticks all the boxes . Hey , check this out . Whoa , billabong ! Well , I would n't drink from it . If you want water , there 's a brook a little further on . Great for swimming in , though . Great for swimming ? That sentence makes no sense . It 's just a bunch of words randomly shoved together . Jesus , Mel , a little bit of respect . What the fuck ? Fucking insects . Oh , here . Come on , I 'll show you those rock paintings . Whoa , nobody 's seen this painting for 120 years . Okay , Dace , what 's it all mean ? Well , as near as I can tell , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ doctorate , and get a job on TV . What is that ? That is gruesome . Looks like weird squid porn , if you ask me . Well , it does . This color here , this pigmentation , it 's usually related to death or danger or something . Hey , hey ! What ? Do n't touch it . Sorry . Do you want to go get dinner on ? Love to . Just after I 've poked out my eyeballs and inserted them up my anus . Anus later . Dinner first . So what do you think ? I think it 's beautiful . No , what do you think it 's about ? Well , I could be wrong , but I think it 's about that . You reckon ? I do n't know . Probably not . No , no , no . You could be right . But if you ask me , I think it 's about that . Typical . What ? Why ? No reason . No , I 'm being serious . I think that 's the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I am being scientific here . Of course you are . What ? What what ? You 're kind of sexy when you mess with my head . What ? Something attacked me . Really ? Shit . Come on , you little fucker . Have another go . Yummy . Are they chicken ? Nope . Beef . Beefy beef . Oi . Look what just attacked us . Oh , what is it ? Fucking rabbit . Bullshit . Look at this . Whoa , you better get that thing checked . It might have rabies . We do n't have rabies in Australia . Here , get a load of its teeth . Whoa . That 's gross . There 's something wrong with that . I know . That 's why I am making an example of it . Yeah ! Yeah , that 'll teach ' em . Freaky-assed mutant rabbit will think twice before attacking you again . You ca n't leave it there . It 'll stink . Do n't be such a girl . Yeah , what 's with you ? First @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yeah , you got a context for me yet ? Oh , at least wash your hands , you skank . Careful ! Careful ! Mmm ! Come on , just one . Just use it in a sentence . Just give me one example . Oh , seriously . Come on , Warren , give us a song . Sometimes you need to get away Blow the town and flee the fray Where night is night , and day is day And just sit on your ass Perfect nights are made like this Firelight and a woman 's kiss Freaky-assed mutant rabbit on a stick And the wide-open sky Where are you two going ? Ah , just looking at the stars . They 're really amazing out here . Dace is turning the S.N.A.G . Up high Yee-haw Showing little Krissy the stars in the sky But we all know That 's just another tired old line So he can bone her blind Oh , please . Whoo ! Maybe Chad and I should come and join you guys . Well , yeah , it 's not really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to wait outside . I 'm sure he would n't mind , would you , Chad ? Whatever . Nasty Mel making Chaddikins angry ? Be like that then . I 'm going swimming . What , now ? Yeah , it 's the best time . Your bathers are in the tent . Chad , we 're in the middle of nowhere . We do n't need bathers . Whoo-hoo ! Yeah , baby ! Ow ! Oh ... Hey , Chad . Come in . Nude up . Get your winky wet . Come on . It 's beautiful . Towel 's there when you need it . You being a whiny bitch ? How about a bit of fucking dignity ? What ? You heard me . I 'm skinny-dipping in the middle of nowhere . How does that affect my dignity ? Chad , how does that affect my dignity ? Oh , Chad . Chad , wait . Chad , wait . Fuck . What ? Get them off me ! Get them off me ! Hey , do n't rip them off . Chuck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ em off me ! Get ' em off me ! Get ' em off me ! Get ' em off me ! Stand still . Get ' em off me ! Quick ! Ow ! They 're everywhere ! Quick ! Quick ! All done . Are they gone ? Are they gone ? You need to check . Check , check . That 's it . I guess swimming 's out , then . See you in the morning . Night . Looks like we 're sharing a tent . If we really must . So how are you going with everything ? Oh , you know . Bit up and down . I know it 'll get better with time . It 's just , I 've got this inescapable feeling I 've just got shit taste in men . An , you ca n't blame yourself for David . I mean , we all knew he was a tool , but none of us saw that coming . Yeah , but that 's just it . I did n't know he was a tool . And he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Yeah , you 're right . You 've got shit taste in men . You know the thing I ca n't forgive myself for ? When it came to the crunch , when I should have fought back , I blacked out . An , that 's bullshit . And today in the tunnel ... Maybe I am a born victim . Anyone who spends a week locked in a basement is gon na have a little bit of baggage . If it 's just a little bit of claustrophobia . You 're doing pretty damn well . I 'm going to get some sleep . I might sleep out here by the fire and keep watch in case any more of those freaky-assed mutant rabbits attack . Thanks . His heart breaks as she walks away Her chest heaving and her hips a-sway Oh , well , tomorrow 's another day Shut up , Warren . He 'll just have to wait Night , Warren . An , can you have a look at Mel ? She 's got a fever . Hey , baby . How 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out of this suit . Oh , Melly , you 're burning up . Let 's get you out of this . I do n't know how people wear them every day . It 's the leeches . They 've got to be poisonous . Leeches are n't poisonous . There 's no mileage in it for them . They 're parasites . They do secrete anticoagulants and stuff . Looks like an allergic reaction to me . Well , should we get her to a hospital ? No , we should n't move her , not yet anyway . Best thing for her is rest . What do you know ? You 're not a doctor . If it was serious , she 'd be anaphylactoid . " Anaphylactoid " ? That 's not even a word . Listen , we give her panadol for the fever , and we see how she is in the morning . I 've got antihistamines . Yeah . That 's a good idea . Ah , boring . Who fucking let him make a speech ? Get ' em off . Chaddy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ these , baby . Chad ... Chaddy ? Chad ? Mm ? Chaddy ? Can you hear the bells ? Babe ? Hmm ? Chaddy ? Shit , baby ... Oh , Jesus . That 's it . I 'm gon na take a break . There 's fucking chunks in this burger . Oh ! I found a penny . What 's wrong with her teeth ? Shh . Get Dace . Get Dace ! Get Dace ! What 's going on ? We got ta get her to a doctor . Settle down . Do n't tell me to settle down . Look , these paintings have n't been seen for over a century . It 's the find of a lifetime . Fuck . We 're not leaving just ' cause someone 's got a fever ! She 's hallucinating . Her teeth are falling out . It took us ages to get here ! Take a look at her , Dace . Christ . Um , do you know the way back to the last town ? Yeah , I reckon . Okay , if you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mid-afternoon at the latest . Um , fuck . I 'm gon na stay here and work on the paintings . I 'll stay with you . Take what you need . Chad , help me get her to the car , come on . What food do we want ? Stuff we do n't have to cook . All right . Can I help carry her ? No , I 've got her . You go help Warren . Dace , we 've got to get out of here . There 's all these bugs eating everything . Open the door . Dace , they 've been through everything in my tent . They 've destroyed it all . Warren , did you leave us enough food ? Are you fucking listening to me ? Yes . Insects . Whatever . What is it ? What the fuck ? That 's what I 've been trying to tell you . What are we gon na do ? We 're gon na have to walk it . Yep . Okay . Let 's get her back into the tent . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ stretcher . We can make one out of a camp bed . Here . I 'll be outside , baby . What can I do ? I 've known you for two years , still got no idea . What 's up your ass ? I do n't know . Maybe that my whole fucking thesis has gone to shit because of your girlfriend . She did n't get sick just to spite you . Well , I did n't tell her to go swimming with leeches , did I ? And I did ? She 's your girlfriend . Why do n't you try a tighter leash ? And we 're going through that tunnel . What ? Shaves half a day 's hiking off . Jesus , Dace . I ca n't . I told you . We have to , An . I 'll help you through it . Mel ? You should n't be out here , Smelly . Mel ? Ah ! Rah ! Kris , come behind me ! Mel ! Mel ! What the fuck ? What 's wrong with her ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Episode ? Did you see her teeth ? Nasty fucking teeth . Fucking leeches ? Fuck . Where 's the first aid kit ? It 's in the car . I 'll get it . Fuck . Fuck . Dace , get back ! What 's wrong with her ? What 's wrong with her ? Do n't know , Chad . Oh ... How bad is it ? It 's really messy . It needs to be stitched . I 've got a sewing kit in the car . You 're not fucking sewing me up . It 's okay . I can make do . Good , because I 'm not going back to the car . That painting 's not a story . It 's a warning . Go through those photos . See if there 's anything there that 'll help . She hardly felt this log , and I was n't holding back . Yeah , I noticed . Whatever 's wrong with her , she 's still Mel . Uh ! Okay , what do we do ? Well , we ca n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ us . We 've got to run . No , we 've got to stay here . She 's afraid of the fire . Got to use that to our advantage . How ? Dace ? The way I see it , we got two options . And they are ? We either trap her , or we kill her . Whoa , whoa , Dace . This is Mel ! I know killing shit is kind of like your default position ... This is bad . She needs our help , you prick , and you want to kill her . I kind of like Mel . Shut up ! He 's right . What ? He did n't say we 're gon na kill her . He said they 're our options , right ? Yeah . Right . Well , we 're not killing her . Okay . So we trap her . Okay . Chad , you 're the bait . You stay here . The moment you see her , get to the edge of the trap . Stay there . Do I get one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You do n't get jack , so try not to get killed . I 'm gon na be up in the tree with the ropes . The moment she sets foot onto the trap , I 'm gon na jump down and spring it , using my body weight to ... Haul her up . You guys go into different parts of the bush , flush her out . How do we do that ? Wave your torch . Make some noise . When she sees you guys have got flame and Chad does n't , she 's gon na go for Chad , all right ? And if she does n't ? Well , you make sure you keep the flame between you and her , you 'll be fine . Come on , guys , let 's do it . Fucking hell . Dace ? Shut up . Mel ? Melly ? Mel ? Mel ? Mel ? Fucking nature . What 's the fucking point ? What 'd it ever do for me ? Fucking nothing , that 's what . Fucking rocks and moss and grass @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mel ? She 's over here ! Mel ? Shit , shit , shit , shit , shit , shit , shit . Run ! Fuck this ! Ahh ... Chad ! Fuck ! She 's coming ! Give us a hand . That was intense . Now what ? Dace ? You got nothing . No plan ? We 've got Chad 's saber-toothed girlfriend stuck in a tree , and that 's it ? Chuck me the ropes . Jesus fucking Christ , are you serious ? That 's it ? Chuck me the fucking ropes . All right , this is great ! Quarter of a billion alpha males in the world , and we get the dog shit one . Shut up , Warren . No , I do n't think I fucking will . I 'm getting really sick of your negativity . Everything 's a fucking joke to you . Well , this is a fucking joke . You want a plan . Here 's the plan . The moment she gets down ... Fuck ! Fuck me ! Grab it ! Ah ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up . You 've been a bad , bad girl . Warren ! Fuck ! No ! There . Warren ... Dace ! Dace ! Dace ! Dace ! Get out of the water ! The leeches ! Oh , God ! Is there anything on me ? There 's nothing . There 's nothing . Warren ? No ! No ! Oh , no , no ! This is bullshit . What is ? This is ! Jesus Christ , when are we gon na call a spade a spade ? We 've got to work out what 's wrong with her . I do n't care what 's wrong with her . The only thing I care about is what we do now . We ca n't help her if we do n't know . Help her ? Help her ? Wake up and smell the viscera , Chad ! Oh , Jesus . Hey ! Get out of here ! Go on , get ! Get out of here ! We have to kill her . I 'm gon na pretend you did n't just say that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I 'm not buying any of your psycho survivalist bullshit . She fucking killed Warren . She 's sick . She 's eating him . She needs help . She 's fucking eating him ! Enough . Go on ! Get out of it ! She needs help . You need help . She needs to be dead . He 's right . She 's gon na kill all of us . We do n't have a choice . You people are fucked up . I do n't want to die , Chad . And Mel does ? It 's us or her , dickhead . You on board with this ? Yeah . This is so fucking wrong . That 's not Mel anymore , Chad . I 'm not giving up on her . How do we do it ? What weapons do we have ? None . Knives , bottles , anything ? No , useless . This is sharp . No , we wo n't get anywhere with that . Well , what then ? Um , fuck , we need the machete . Machete @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's in the back of the car . Well , how are we gon na get it ? We 'll take torches . We go over there . And one of us goes in and gets it , and the others stand guard . I do n't want to go . I do n't want to go . Kris , come on . We need you . Count me out . Come on , Simon . We need all hands on deck . What ? What ? You called me Simon . Chad . Fuck . Whatever . Ah , fuck . Forget him , okay ? Three 's enough . Okay . Are you okay ? Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . Let 's take these . Okay . We get over there as quickly as we can . Kris , you go in and get it . Anja , do n't forget the pudding . Dace ? Ah ? I hate Christmas . Everyone hates Christmas . But Mum busted a gut over this . Fuck . They got him . The fucking leeches @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's the water . What are we gon na do ? Get him the fuck away from me . Settle down . I 'm serious . Why would you paint your house orange ? Fuck . It 's doing my head in . Jesus ! What are we going to do ? We have to kill him . Yeah . Yeah , we have to kill him . Nice about-face . You 've seen how strong Mel is . We do n't stand a chance against this prick . We have to , Anja , now . What 's the problem , Anja ? You were all for killing Mel . He was all for killing Mel , for Christ 's sake . You know , we got to do this . Quickly , before he turns . Who 's going to do it ? We draw straws . I mean it . We draw straws . Who 's first ? Fuck . Here . Grab a knife . Come on . Quick . Take one . Package over there . Just grab it . Meet me in the cafe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Come on , Anja . Take a knife . Take it ! Ow . It 's okay now , Dace . You get some sleep . Yeah . It 's really good to see you , sis . It 's good to see you . Do it ! Come on , Anja , quit piss-farting around . Just stick the prick . Do it ! Quick ! Shut up ! Now ! Do it ! Shut up . Just fucking stick it in ! Fuck ! Jesus Christ , Anja ! I ca n't . Take the fucking knife and fucking kill him . I ca n't . You have to . Come on . We 're running out of time . Get fucked ! Again . Quick . You fucking do it ! You drew the short straw . Fuck you and your fucking straws . What was that ? That was n't Mel . Well , what could it be ? Shit ! Shit . Shit . Shit . Chad , get Dace . What ? Get a knife and finish him . You drew the short straw @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Useless . We 're gon na die . No , there 's still time . We 've got to get that machete . Then what ? Then we kill them both before Dace is up and running . And no more bullshit from you . That thing out there , that 's not Mel . We 're killing it . I 'm getting a torch . We need to follow them . We need to know where they 're going . Who 's going to the car ? I will . Now ? There 's Dace . Where 's Mel ? Mel , I know you 're in there . That 's good . Keep her attention . I 'll try to get Dace . I know you 're in there , baby . You 're everything to me . I 'm not gon na abandon you , but you 've got to fight this , sweetheart . I know you can do it . You 're the strongest person I 've ever known . But you got to fight . You got to find your way out of the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Here , baby . It 's Pookie . He 's missing you . He 's missing you . I 'm going to put down the torch . I 'm putting it down , baby . There 's nothing between us . It 's just you and me and Pookie , Mel . No . It 's just us . Chad . Fuck ! Where is it ? Fuck ! Where is it ? Shit ! Shit ! Where is it ? Where is it ? Shit ! Fuck ! What 's the matter , Mel ? Afraid of the dark ? Come on , Mel . It 's only a fucking tunnel . It 's here . It 's here . It 's here . No ! Run , Kris ! Kris , run . Let her go ! Come on . We got to help her . It 's too late . What was that back there with that toy ? What do you want from me , Anja ? I just want you to do what we agreed to do . I did what we agreed to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ down your torch ! You put down your torch ! I was trying to reach her . That thing out there , that 's not Mel . You do n't reach that , Chad . She 's an animal . She 's scared of fire , for fuck 's sake . Kris ? If she 's scared of something , that means there 's still something left . The tunnel . What ? They 're scared of it . What ? How do you know ? Because when I went in there , she did n't follow me in . Well , what ? So what about it ? So we go through the tunnel . At the very least , it buys us some time . If we 're lucky , we lose them altogether . What about your claustrophobia ? We 'll try and get up there without being seen . There 's two of them now . It 'll be that much easier for them to pick one of us off , which is why I 'm not using this unless we have to . Keep moving @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Come on . Chad , come on . Fuck . I 'm sorry . Come on , Chad . It 's not her anymore . Chad . Come on . It 's not her . Come on , Chad . We 're nearly there . Come on . Fuck . Fuck you . Kris . It 's me . Kris ? Kris ? There 's nothing there , Kris . There 's nothing there . It 's just me . It 's Anja . It 's okay , sweetie . It 's okay . Come on . Come on . Come on . Come on , sweetie . It 's okay . It 's okay . I 've got you . Got to keep moving . It 's okay . Come on . Kris ! Kris ! Grab the machete , please ! Please ! Quick ! Cut me loose . Please , Kris . Please , Kris . Please . Kris . Kris . Help , please . Kris . Help me . Come on . Please . Help me . That 's right ! Fuck off ! Fuck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sometimes you got to get away Blow the town and flee the fray Where night is night and day is day And just sit on your ass Perfect nights are made like this The firelight and a woman 's kiss A freaky-assed mutant rabbit on a stick And the wide-open sky We all know that 's just another tired old line So he can bone ... Bone her blind No , I ai n't got a problem with nature , no I 'm all for that But every time I go there My friends turn into primal maniacs So pick up your knives Forget your Bibles And swing your ax ' Cause the Lord ai n't looking down this way No , He ai n't , no , He ai n't The Lord ai n't looking down this way

@@5219541 Hello , I 'm Leonard Maltin ... and I 'm happy to be sitting here at Fess Parker 's ... beautiful winery in Los Olivos , California ... with our host , our winemaker , and our star , Fess Parker . Thanks for letting us come and visit you today . It 's a pleasure , Leonard ... and it 's always great to see you . Thank you . I 've just been watching , again ... the Davy Crockett shows ... as they first appeared on the air ... and it 's taken me back a long time ... and I wonder if you have a specific recollection ... of the first time you met Walt Disney ... and heard about this idea . I certainly do . When Walt Disney saw a bit from the movie " Them " ... and that led to a series of meetings ... with Bill Walsh , who later produced the shows ... and Tom Blackburn who wrote the screenplays . And after I 'd been out a couple of times ... I was asked to come again , and they said ... " Now you 're going to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the writers ' building there ... he came in and said , " Why do n't you come with me ? " We walked down the hall till there was a desk and 2 chairs . I was carrying my little guitar . He said , " Where are you from and what have you been doing ? " He made me feel comfortable right off . He was not threatening . I felt very comfortable ... and finally he said , " I see you brought your guitar " . I said , " Yeah . I write a little song or two " . And he said , " Well , play me one " . So , I did , and he said , " OK , thank you " . And we parted and a few days later ... they said , " Come back . " We 're going to do the thing with you " . Did you realize the importance of that statement ... of that commitment at that moment ? No , not really . After all , I had just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " . So , Walt Disney was ... that was a magic place ... and I 'd been at all the studios . I 'd been a freelance actor for about three years ... so I was familiar ... but there was something about the Disney studio ... that was very special . It was collegiate . Mm-hmm . And calm and peaceful ... and the people were more like family ... than any place I 'd been . And I do n't imagine as a working actor ... you necessarily met the boss at every studio you went to . No . Mr . Mayer managed to avoid me ... and so did Jack Warner . Did you feel or see Walt 's hand at work ... as the shows were being prepared ... or was it the people on the front line ... who were actually getting the job done ? I think Walt was very , very much involved ... although I did n't realize it at the time . First of all , if I could just tell you ... that the company ... Disney did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ were ... independent cameramen and directors ... and so forth from the industry . So they all came together ... and Walt Disney sent us as far away from the studio ... as you could get ... Cherokee , North Carolina . There was one telephone in Cherokee ... a motel and a filling station , and that was it . And we were there for two or three weeks . It was n't long until it was apparent ... that we were running over schedule . But he liked what he was seeing ... and then he visited us one day . Pat Hogan , who played Redstick the Indian ... had just been beating me up all day . And Walt and Lily showed up with some friends of theirs ... and I think from that moment on ... we felt pretty good ... that he 'd come to see what we were doing . Do you remember getting any instructions ... about how to play Davy ? There was a script which indicated a lot ... but did you have any kind of coaching ... or did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be less of that ... or did you sort of feel your own way ? Actually , I had quite a conflict ... with the director . We became friends ultimately ... but for a few weeks , it was really difficult ... because he was a stage-trained actor ... turned director . Norman Foster . My background was just the few films that I 'd been in ... and I tended to be sort of low-key . And he did n't think that I was coming across ... so he was constantly complaining and pushing me ... and maybe it worked . Sometimes you have to get people a little irritated ... to get enough energy ... so I 've never known where the equity was there ... but between us , it worked out ... and years later we became friends . But for a long time we were n't comfortable . The location filming adds so much to these shows . First , that they look beautiful ... but obviously , there 's an authenticity ... you 're not gon na get on the back lot . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Walt Disney allowed us to do . We traveled from Cherokee , North Carolina ... into Tennessee . There was a beautiful river there ... and that 's where we did the bear wrestling scene . You sure spoiled things good . Now I got ta do it the old-fashioned way . Yee-hoo ! Give him what fer , Davy ! Then we moved on to Nashville ... to Percy Warner Park ... which is a huge park right in the middle of Nashville . And it was just as natural ... as if we 'd been 40 miles south ... so we shot a lot of the film there ... but I think the high point was Andrew Jackson 's home ... the Hermitage , was available for us ... and we were able to shoot there on the grounds ... and then stop at the door ... and then there was a banker who lived in Nashville ... who had done a replica of the Hermitage ... and he allowed us to come inside ... so we had it both ways . And there was something else about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... became really very involved ... particularly the community actors ... who played the legislators and the business people . We really did have some very talented people ... that I think television was just discovering . You and Buddy Ebsen just seemed like a perfect fit . We did hit it off ... and in so many instances , Buddy was teaching me things . For example , they brought up two horses ... for us to ride in one of the episodes . One was black and one was white . So I said , " Buddy , which one do you want ? " And he said , " I 'll take the white one " . So we had that little friendly rivalry ... going on right from the beginning . I 'm thinking about other good people ... like William Bakewell . Oh , Billy Bakewell became a lifelong friend . He touched my life in many ways ... and not the least of which was introducing me ... to the Motion Picture Country Home ... and sponsored me to be a member ... of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I started shooting " Daniel Boone " ... I did n't have time , so I had to resign . Now , Kenneth Tobey has a funny situation . He 's in both series of " Crockett " ... in quite different parts . I guess they thought kids would n't notice , huh ? I do n't think they did . I think he got away with it . He was a great Bowie ... and Jocko was just one of my favorite characters . - What 's your name ? - Jocko . Mine 's Georgie . Well , I 'm pleased to meet you . Ahh ! Kinda tasty , ai n't it ? ... pink whiskers ... That 'd grow pink whiskers on a hound dog . Also , Basil Ruysdael . There 's another veteran . People ... no one today would know Basil Ruysdael . He was a light opera performer ... he sang and was a great character actor . Enjoying yourself , Davy ? That was a mighty fine supper , Mr . President . Only the best in the presidential palace @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... and got her fresh painted ... folks are calling her the White House . Yeah . Sounds better at that . Yeah , that 's what she 'll be from now on . And I remember when we got close to the scene ... where Davy Crockett goes in ... and makes his speech before Congress ... he casually asked me on the set one day ... " Are you ready to do that scene that 's coming up ? " I said , " Well , I think so " . He said , " Would you like to run the lines with me a little bit ? " And I said , " Sure . I 'd love to " . Basil introduced me to some concepts ... of how to do that scene that frankly ... I had n't the experience nor had I recognized . So he was a great help ... and we continued our friendship ... until he passed away . All right , now let 's talk about Jeff York . He is so wonderful as Mike Fink . And later on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Locomotive Chase " ... and all those films ... that we had a lot of fun doing . Well , you know , Jeff was an interesting person . Ha ha ! Ai n't he forgive me yet ? Nope . But he 'll get over it . Well , lucky just his feelings got hurt . You know , Davy , you showed rare good sense ... in getting old Mike Fink to help you . So , he was a character playing a character ? Girls run and hide Brave men shiver I 'm Mike Fink King of the river I do n't know if you call it typecasting or not ... but again , Mike Mazurki just seems the perfect choice ... for that character . Mike introduced me to the concept ... that I could be a rag doll . We had no stunt doubles . When we had to do our fight . We had to make it up and all that . And Mike and I were wrestling and fighting ... and he would just pick me up and throw me ... like I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ point , he was going to throw me ... into a split rail fence ... which we had decided would be nice ... if I knocked the rail down . And so the first time he threw me into it ... I had no padding ... and the rail was much stronger than we anticipated ... and it really hurt . So we took the blanket off the camera ... and stuffed it in the back of my pants ... and we did it again and it worked . He spent many years as an actor ... but many years as a wrestler as well . Absolutely . And I have great respect for his physical prowess . It was n't until we got to " The River Pirates " ... that someone thought about ... having some stunt doubles there . But by that time , we were accustomed ... to doing most of the things ourself . Well , do you remember your first inkling ... that Davy was becoming a phenomenon ? Unlike some of the other phenomenons that followed ... they tended to be more pointed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the old to the young ... or vice versa . And everybody in-between . Briefly . How quickly did they put you on a regimen ... of making personal appearances as Davy Crockett ? My first stop was Oklahoma City . And this is the way it went . I got dressed in the restroom ... on a small commercial airplane ... went down the stairs , there was a limousine ... and six motorcycle policemen ... and we went as fast as you can go ... to a horse show in progress . Got out of the limousine ... I had my rifle and my hat and my costume on ... and they said , " Here 's your horse " . And I said , " What 'll I do ? " They said , " Go in , ride around the arena ... " wave to the kids ... " come out to the middle , sing Davy Crockett ... " and anything else you 'd like to do " . Then that 's the way we started . And were you kept pretty busy doing that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Wow . But I basically did n't mind doing the P.R ... for the studio . Walt had given me 10% ... of the Davy Crockett merchandising . That is , the Walt Disney Davy Crockett merchandise . So I enjoyed doing those personal appearances ... and going to Hudson 's Department Store in Detroit ... and Pizitz in Birmingham . It was a great adventure . I enjoyed it . And then you were at opening day of Disneyland ... which was another , I 'm sure , memorable day . Yes . In my wildest dreams ... I did n't expect to sing and dance on live television ... but we did . Such as it was . I was ridin'through the woods To trade off skins for boughten goods 40 arrows hit a tree I knew the Sioux were out for me I had the great pleasure of riding with Walt ... in the first parade ... and then going over to the fire station ... and having a little libation ... and sliding down the fire pole . I think a very exciting and memorable @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hawaiian shirt ... in the crowd ... and looking and seeing what he had put together . And then his first speech . I always thought he made great speeches . He had a knack of communicating ... verbally , personality-wise . He was a good salesman . - He was a great communicator . - He was . What was the best thing ... about being part of that Walt Disney family ? I 've had the friendship and the interest ... of so many people and in such a broad way ... because Disney is not ... just a popular product in America ... it 's a popular product in the world . And so to be a part of something of that nature ... and to share that with the individuals ... that created it ... I often feel , you know ... that I 'm being congratulated for Bill Walsh and Bakewell ... and Walt and all the people . And it 's been a wonderful experience . I 've seen no negative . The only thing I 'm looking forward to ... is to go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A worthy goal . Yes . Fess , I want to thank you ... for letting us visit your beautiful winery ... and for sharing all those wonderful memories . Cheers to you . It 's a pleasure on behalf of the Fess Parker family . And I 'd like to invite you ... into the little village of Los Olivos ... here in Santa Barbara County for lunch . I think I will agree . Thank you very much . OK . Beautiful .

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Yeap ... and I 'll miss it if I hang out here too much longer - Do zobaczenia p ? niej - Do zobaczenia Powodzenia Do you remember when we were little girls how we used to dream of marrying a handsome prince when we grew up ? Yeah Well mine finally turned up Oh Jilly , I want him more than I wanted anything in my life . You look very nice - Honestly ? - Honestly Here I am , about to follow you down the aisle for the third time , Stephanie Harper and I have n't even met the groom , now where is he ? You 'll like him , I know you will Jilly , what do you think of this ? Ou la la ! Here you go , do that I 've never worn anything like this before I 'd watch out if I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Talk of the devil , it looks like the groom has finally arrived That 's him ? - How are you Matey * - Oh , Mr . McMaster ! - Big Day - Oh , yes Well we followed all your instructions sir I think you 'll find everything is under control Ah , as always with you Matey - Stephanie , you do look lovely - Thank you - Welcome home Jilly , how was the trip ? - Oh , fine thanks Bill did you bring the papers for me to sign ? Yes I did , but I have to tell you the board were n't happy about it I did n't expect them to be You can run half the money in the other companies single-handed if you wanted to You do n't need my help Bill , you know I could n't have managed all these years without you But , I do think it would have been wiser though if you 'd provided for your husband from your personal funds rather than through the company I do n't intend to make the same @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ financially independent from the outside and I do n't want it to look like a hand-out No , there 's no problem . From this moment Greg is on the payroll Thank you You happiness is my only concern Steph . Any help you may need , you 're only to ask I know Well ... good luck Dearly beloved , we are gathered together in the presence of God and before this gathering , to join Greg and Stephanie , together in matrimony and to seek on their behalf , God 's blessing and His grace What do you think of your mother 's new husband ? I hardly know him . I 've only met him twice before I think that goes for everyone Hey , did you and Sassy have any trouble getting the day off from boarding school ? * It really was n't a problem auntie Jilly , mother has always send Sas for her weddings* We get time off for good behaviour That 's just the sort of thing your grandfather would have said Excuse me Sas ! Poor kids Hey ... cheer up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ main thing is , mom is happy Yeah But why does it have to be him ? Bill ! You well ? Very well . Stephanie tells me you 've decided against honeymooning in Europe You 're gon na fly out to Eden instead Yes ... but not for a month or so Yes , good . In that case maybe you can drop by the office sometime before you leave I can come in on Monday Alright . Say 11:30 after we can have some lunch I 'll look forward to that , Bill gives us a chance to get better acquainted I 'll see you on Monday You 're very quiet It 's jetlag Yeah , it all seem to go off quite well Let 's face it . Stephanie has had plenty of practice . Oh ! Do I detect a bitchy note ? Oh , I 'm sorry ... I 'm just tired We wo n't stay long What do you make of Marsden ? I would n't trust him with my loose change Sas , Champagne ? You 're so childish I 'll have punch @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it Seems I 'm not very popular with my daughter She 'll get over it How about you ? I 'm fine Phil , how about some footage of me with my big son ? It 's a pleasure Go ahead now . Smile for the dickie bird I love you Well , say something We 'll like a pair of shop window dummies Good year , is n't it ? You 're drinking champagne ? What would your head master say if I send you back snotched ? He does n't care . All the kids are lushes Hey , how 's it all going ? Wonderful ... just if my two other marriages never happened He knows you did n't mean it Darling , you have n't officially met Phillip Stewart - Phillip ? - Congratulations Greg Thank you And this is my darling , Jilly Hi , congratulations Thanks Apart from my children , you are the two people I love most I want you to be friends Get together you two . I want a shot of you . Thanks Phillip Have you noticed ? Just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't feel too hot - Ah , you look great Jilly Get closer together Oh , that 's lovely . Mmm , this is gon na be real academy award stuff Teeth ! Oh ... Out Hmm , it has its moments ... good and bad It 's certainly never been dull with Jilly and actually I 'm worried about her , her moods fluctuate so much lately Seems alright to me ! I 'm glad she and Greg get on so well , I must admit I was a bit worried she would n't like him It looks like match point - Jilly , you were fantastic - Congratulations Good to have a match with a pro every now and again I can see I 'm going to have to give you lessons Jilly Fine . Are you expensive ? Very ... but I 'm also very good - Yeah ? - Yeah - Hello darling - Phillip How long you guys are gon na spend in Eden ? A month , alone in the outback Oh , Katie will be there , but otherwise it will just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you are gon na adore Eden I want her to love it the way I do It 's the one place I 've always been happy Darling , I have a great idea Why do n't we get Phillip and Jilly to join us at Eden ? Well , for the last couple of weeks , anyway ? Oh , I do n't think Phillip will be here . He 's got to go back to New York Well , how about just Jilly then ? Oh do n't be silly , it 's your honeymoon , God ! Our lives together are going to be one long honeymoon Are n't they darling ? I 'll hold you to that Gosh , Jilly and I have n't been to Eden together for ... Donkeys years You 're right Well , it 's up to Jilly Well , come on Jilly ? Oh , I do n't know , we 'll see ... maybe ... It 'll be dust in the carburator I 'll have the bloody thing there and cleared , hell It 's vapour lock - What ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ worry , it 's the carburator It 's vapour lock . You 've been dodling , that 's what 's caused it Katie is awfully good with engines darling Will you leave it to me ? It 's all yours my dear I was right . Vapour locked Might as well take it easy , we got ta wait for it to cool So when did you happen to open a garage ? Do n't you worry , I could have if I wanted - Come on - Does she really know what she 's doing ? You must always trust Katie darling Oh , I do , I do Well , I 'm afraid it 's the lantern tonight darling Katie is a truffle indisposed at the moment* She 's the only one that ever understood the generator I 'll bet it 's vapour locked If that generator ran on sherry like she does , we would n't be in the dark Katie does n't drink much Not much ? Well , not that much Oh Greg , she 's nearly 70 I wo n't be long Hey ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , it 's ok No it 's not Relax ... and I keep telling you it 's gon na be alright You worry too much I love you Oh , here she comes Thanks Kit Hello darling Hello Oh , so glad to see you It 's gon na be wonderful - Hello Chris - Hi - How was your trip ? - Internable* - Hello Jilly - Hi Greg Welcome to Eden Have you eaten ? Hope you have n't cause Katie has prepared a special lunch No , no just breakfast at Darwin Airport . It was gaustely Oh , you 'll never guess what we 're doing the day after for tomorrow We 're going on a crocodile hunt Greg is arranging it Come inside , I 'll get you a cup of tea You know if I ever had any doubts about why Greg married me , I have n't anymore He makes life fun Oh , Jilly ... I love him so much I must be the luckiest woman in the world I even agreed to go on his awful crocodile hunt You know how @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in love will do anything for their man . Is n't it right ? Yes , yes , yes , yes Oh , I could n't have stood being away for another minute Oh God , I 've missed you I could n't bear the though I mean touching her Oh baby , I love you so much What are we going to do ? I ca n't stand that Trust me - There he goes - Keep the noise down Good hit Easy Keep that board out of here Alright pull him up , pull him up I got George Watch it mate - Almost - Bloody hell Easy Ok , let 's get him up Guys ! Easy You can see where he tried to get a bite out of the boat last night They 're huge , are n't they ? You think this is big Wait till you meet Gindy Baroo He 's an old soldie , at 70 years old , 20 foot long I 've been trying to catch him for the last couple of years He always gives me the slip Life 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 4 people already Joe you 're giving me goosebumps You 'll be alright Mrs . Marsden We 'll look after you . You got no worries No she has n't . I 'll be there Yeah , but what is there ? If you 're too confident you might end up as croc cracker Darling , let 's not kill anymore please Look , just do it Uhhh , you scared me to death ! There 's going to be a great sunset That 's why I send for Marilla Oh wonderful We 'll take Jilly with us I think she 's asleep in a tent - Well I 'll get her up - Ok , I 'm just going to put something more on Ok I 'm not too keen on you going off by yourselves , pretty dark in about an hour Where 's your sense of romance Joe ? I just want to take the girls where they can get a better look at that fabulous sunset We wo n't go far I 'll be careful , I promise Well take a rifle with you , just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ dark You know , if I get in any scrap I 'll fire a shot Right - Ummm - Come on baby , up I want to show you the sunset - Oh , it 's lovely is n't it ? - Beautiful - Look at that bird - What is that ? I think I could stay here forever Oh Greg stop about here . I 've got to take a shot of this fabulous sunset Jilly , look at that - Beautiful - Ah , this is magnificent Oh my God ! Look . It must be the bull he 's talking about Gindy Baroo , god it 's huge Oh , what a shot this is going to be The kids are n't gon na believe this Scary , uh ... just watching it Greg do n't say ... Ahhh Help ! No , no , ah ... help ... Help Oh my god ! You 're a bloody idiot , I ought to smash your face in I warned you going out by yourself , who 's fault is it ? You bloody * I wish @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an accident , I keep telling you mate She was photographing the sun , then we hit a log , and she slipped and fell in Now you can tell how anything like that happened I should have Gosh , .. All I 'm interested in is finding my wife What do we do now ? I 'll call * on the radio but they have no chance of getting here and setting up a search before morning and then I 'm gone I 'm in right into malagro fuss bloody crucify poachers * but I 'm damned if I 'll go without future wit because of you , you mongul * You wan na fight me , go ahead William ? What chance is there finding her alive ? If you really love your wife fellow , pray she 's not The look on her face It was an accident , was n't it ? Was n't it ? Yes Good girl It 's just you and me Here - ahhhh ! - Hold on girlie Hold on Easy Let 's get out of here I do n't have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me stuff every now and then tea you know * Pay him gold He gave me this concoction the aborals make out of flowers and clay pongs a bit , but it 'll stop you from getting infected I pulled you out of the river * Bloody miracle Looks like a smaller croc got a hold of you If it 'd been one of the big buggers , if you can pardon the language , you would n't be here to tell the tale I know it hurts bad , girl but this is a special brew it 'll help the pain do n't you worry , old Dave Welles will see you right Still up girlie ? Take it easy I do n't want to stay in bed all the time Well , last time I was in town , was 10 years ago and that was to get the teeth fixed got a wife somewhere , I owe 20 years alimony to so I got ta be careful in case they nab me get you some clothes , help yourself course I 'm not gon na kick you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your way , the sooner you can contact your friends , your family let them know you 're alive they 've been searching for you for over three weeks the town is full of coppers but no one can ever find this place It 's secret No one ever comes here , unless I bring them Oh Dave .. I 'm so frightened to leave here I still ca n't remember anything I do n't even know my name all I know is ... maybe I 'm married Give it time girlie Give it time Long time back I lost my mind , and I got married I fell in love with a little girl form Mount Aisa She was a publican 's daughter and her name was Tara You see her mother only saw one movie picture show in her whole life and that was Gone With The Wind Well , I did n't mind , and it had a ring to it * Well , we were sweethearts Till one terrible day , she ... she shot through the town and married a butcher So , if it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Going away present It 's a tin of all dreams , I 've got no use for anymore opals like that will give you stuff Look at the colour Like fire at night You 'll get a good price for these when you take them into town but do n't you let them rob you Well ... I 'll see you If you have a run into my Mrs . do n't you let on you know where I am Thank you Good bye ... Tara Bye Dave What 's you doing all the way out here ? You car break down ? Yes You live in Darwin ? Yes It 's nice to have a bit of company Are you ok ? Just feeling a little quiet , eh ? Hey lady , you ca n't forget your money they 're very good stuff you gave me * There 's over three thousand dollars hey , do n't lose it , will you ? Are you alright ? - Ticket to Tansberg please * - Return ? One way Can I have your name please ? Tara Welles Welles @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it a great day ? I would n't be dead for * I 'll have to do with the money I am Elizabeth Mason , but everybody calls me Lizzie It 's Tara , is n't it ? Yes Is that all your luggage ? Give it there Lucky Now , this what I call traveling light Let 's get you out of this sun before you melt . And you behave yourself . Go catch some fish or something . - Good bye - Ha , ha ! Doc Marshall is in surgery , otherwise he would have met you himself but I 'm part of the staff , sort of general dog 's body How did you hear about the clinic ? Magazine article ... it said that you specialize in reconstructive surgery Doc Marshall is one of the best plastic surgeons in the whole country This one 's yours They 're really comfy Do n't you worry love They will leave you smiling * Well , I 'll see you later . I 'll tell Doc Marshall you 've arrived What kind of an accident was it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hurts to talk Mrs . Welles , but ... I do have to ask some questions Car collision How long ago ? Six weeks Only six weeks ? An old man ... a friend , who knew something about aboriginal herbal remedies a paste made from flowers and clay Yes , we use some of those here Your jaw has been badly broken , but it seems to have mended again properly Your friend certainly knew what he was doing I owe him my life But your injuries are extensive and severe Mrs . Welles They require more than just the one operation They 'll be several . Reconstructive , cosmetic . There will be pain . A great deal afterwards , extreme discomfort I 'm not afraid of pain We could n't begin to operate until the scar tissue softens , and that could be several weeks That 's alright Do you have a recent photograph of yourself ? One taken , before the accident ? No I do n't . I 'm sorry Doctor Marshall , I want more than just having these scars covered up I want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to be a completely different person Hey , can you grab the rope ? Mind tying it around the log for me ? Thanks , that 's great Hey there girl , come here Well , what do you reckon ? Not bad for a couple of hours of work , eh ? You fish ? No Here it has its practical purposes , it helps with the food bits Ah , what do you think of it ? It 's nice It has a ... natural healing power Perfect place to practice medicine Unfortunately it took quite a few years and a lot of headaches to convince the bureaucracy of it Where were you born ? In the country Ah , I envy you that ! What about family ? No one You do n't like talking about yourself to much , do you ? Dr . Marshall ... I understood that you guaranty your patients ' privacy Ok , I promise not to ask anymore leading questions , and you 're gon na have to stop calling me Dr . Marshall My name is Dan Alright Come on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ little ... ha , ha ... That was terrific Tara , your magazines are here They came on the morning launch This dress look at you . Every time I see you , you 're thinner ... ha , We 'll knock a few more kilos of you yet , before it 's all over I should talk ! Different for me , I work here Hm , ha ! Here you go You sure get through some magazines It keeps me occupied Good morning Lizzie Good day Dan Hi , good morning , how are you feeling ? Fine Hello Ben Hi Dan . Swam three lengths yesterday Well , that 's great Like you . It was a car accident He was a passenger . The others were all killed . They were burned to death . One of them was his father Are you alright ? Tara ? Is anything wrong ? The water makes me nervous . I ca n't swim Swimming is gon na be an important part of your rehabilitation We 'll have to do something about that All the hidden booze when I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... he offered me a job Your Dan Marshall 's a good blog I asked him once why he never go married He said there 's been a couple of special ladies , but he could n't cut the life he leads This place looks a bit like a posh resort , but it takes all your time then , the dedicated type whoever married him would have to be willing to adjust their lives to his Are you sure I 'm not hurting ? No , no it 's fine Hi . Lizzie said this is where I 'd find you I often come here myself ... to sit A lot of contrast to our side of the island Tomorrow is the big day I just wanted to say it one last time Once we start , there 's no turning back I know There 're no guarantees It 's alright ... I understand Again Again Townsil Police * Hello . This is Dr . Marshall here , from the clinic on Ofclear Sound * Can I speak to sergeant Johnson please ? - Just a moment please - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah , hello Sam ... Dan Marshall Hey , how are you ? I 'm fine , thanks I was wondering if you could ... track down a missing person for me A friend is it ? Yeah , she 's a patient of mine Suffering a temporary memory loss Take it easy ... it 'll be alright everything went very well rest easy Hey mate ? Tara , came to say good bye When do you leave ? In a few minutes . I 'd kiss you , but I ca n't find the space Anyway , take care of yourself Good luck Ben Yeah , you too - Pier right ? * - Thank you Scalpel , frontel * And again and the scissors Thank you So far , so good How 's the pain ? I know , it hurts like hell I 'm ok We 're taking the bandages off tomorrow , Tara I want you to be prepared for shock A mean hell of a shock When you look in the mirror for the first time They 'll be your eyes looking back at you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , how did you sleep ? Not very well Neither did I . Let 's not prolong the suspense You realize there 'll be bruising , some puffiness and the stitches will have to remain in for a while You ready ? Remember , I do n't know how you looked before the accident or even how you sounded How about if you like what you see , you just nod ? Sister Wisner , you 're wanted in recovery ... Sister Wisner ... You 're doing it ! You 're doing it ! So says top ... fashion consultant and agency head , Joanna Randall with a good collection of adaptable accessories you can dress up or down , with little fuss so says top fashion consultant and agency head , Joanna Randall I ca n't tell you what a relief that is Have dinner with me tonight ? I would n't miss it for queen * I really must learn to cook If you ever need a guinea pig , give me a call I fancy being around when you serve up your first bacon and eggs I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is it just the glow from the fire ? Going away present My seashells will always remind me of Orpheus You are so beautiful Well , you should be very proud , you did it Hey , you 're still the same lady I met six months ago . Do n't you ever forget it I just wish you 'd trust me enough , to tell me what it is you 're running away from Dan At least tell me you have somewhere to stay when you get to the city and enough money I 'll be fine I 'm gon na miss you You must know by now , I think of you as special Dan , there 's some things I have to do , alone . I 'm sorry but I just ca n't talk about it . Now please , please no more questions Ok ... ok Come on . Let 's eat it before it burns - Ready to push off Dan - Thanks Lucky Scared ? A little If you ever need anything , just call I 'll be alright Good luck Tara Good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It 's been over half an hour Alright Margaret , show him in This is a surprise visit Greg , what can we do for you ? I 've tried to get you on the phone all week Yes I know . I 've been out of the office quite a bit It 's a busy time of the year . Why do n't you sit down ? It 's been eight months since Stephanie died , Bill Press had a field day there for a while . Would have thought the world was coming to an end Now it 's as if she never even existed Stephanie Harper has n't been forgotten Certainly not by me I find it hard to believe , that after three separate searches two organized by this company that still a body has not been found Something , a skeleton Everything that could be done , has been done Well , I 'm not satisfied Really ? Do you honestly mean to tell me that this huge organization with all its resources that can manage to find uranium , iron ore , gold @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bones ? You hypocrite your only reason for wanting Stephanie 's death legally established is money Well , I loved Stephanie Harper , she was like a daughter to me and it 's a pity you never took the trouble to get to know her before she died She was n't perfect , but she was warm and cared about people Every begging letter that arrived , she 'd read , and some she 'd cry over and she 'd give and give and give and all she ever asked for herself was to be accepted for what she was , rather than who she was She tried damn hard , and that 's ever tough for everyone Yes , I 'd love the chance to give Stephanie a proper funeral but I 'm glad they did n't find the body because I want you to sweat out every moment of the next seven years after that time , you 're legally entitled to a slice of one of the biggest fortunes in Australia But I should point out , that before Stephanie married you I persuaded her to add @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pre-deceasing you , and you re-married , you forfeit the lot Meantime , you can try getting a job Working for a living might prove a pleasant change Yes ! - Mr . Dell ? - That 's right I 'm the lady who rang about the room Oh , good The ad said $50 a week That 's right . It 's payable a month in advance , and there 's $100 bond Oh , you did n't mention anything about a bond , or paying in advance Well , landlords have to protect themselves you know I 've fasted people in the past and they 've done a midnight flee on me I 've arrived in Sydney with $400 , and I still got things to buy I have n't even got a job yet I 'm sorry , I 'm wasting your time No , hold on , alright we 'll forget about the bond Could we make it two weeks in advance ? I do n't know what it is about you , but well , somehow I feel safe with you Alright , two weeks @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Oh yes , come in , come in It 's a nice old pub ... quite bit of Aussie history When would you want to move in ? Right away , if I could It 's ok with me How old is the hotel ? It was served pub in 1915 , there 's a lot of photos down in ... * It 's got a harbour view ... I 'll take it Fine . What 's your name ? Tara Welles My god , it 's Gone With The Wind , is n't it ? I 'm Sandy . Well anything you need , just give us a yell . Ok ? Thanks ... Sandy It 's ok You hungry darling ? You do n't say who you belong to either , do you ? Want some dinner ? Come on then ... Maxie . How do you like that eh ? Maxie . Good boy Maxie You 're impatient , are n't you ? Here you go . It was n't your turn Ayo ? ... Hello ? Hello Tara , feel like a night cap @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so much You should 've seen my little princess She was so beautiful She only missed three notes Oh , excuse me I 'm expecting a taxi . It has n't been and gone , has it ? No , I do n't think so Oh .. they did say 20 minutes and , of course I usually get the bus but , I have n't been at all well lately Ah ... here he is I could n't give you a lift , could I ? No , thank you Oh , well , good afternoon No baby Thanks , bye bye I 'd like to see Joanna Randall , please I 'm sorry , she 's busy at the moment I think Joanna would like to see you Thank you Wo n't be a tick * I need an agent Someone who can get me on the cover of Vogue in six months

@@5220141 Let 's go , boy . Come on ! - [All] right , go ! Hey ! Oh ! - [Barking] Take a shot . Yeah , good boy ! [All] right . Come on , Buddy . Good shot . Here ! Let 's get it ! [Groaning] , [Laughing] [All] right , boy , here 's my -- [All] right , boy . This is game point . Let 's go . - [Beeping] - [Barking] - [Beeping_Stops] - Oh , man . We got ta go , boy . Hey , Mom . Sorry we 're late . - Hi , [Josh] . - [Woman] Who won ? - [Barks] - Stop bragging . - [Girl] Buddy won ? - Get your coat . Sorry , Buddy . You ca n't go . - Love you . Bye . - [Whimpers] [Chattering] - Why ca n't Buddy come ? - Zip up your coat . [All] right , boy . I 'll give you the play by play when I get back , all right ? - Okay , buckle up . - You got your seat belt on ? - [Girl] Yes , of course @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ come . [Crowd_Cheering] Got tickets here . Who needs tickets ? I have tickets . Yo , tickets ! I got tickets . Tickets here . Come on . - [Blows_Whistle] - [Grunts] Tickets ! I got tickets ! [Announcer] , Indistinct [Crowd_Cheers] My dog can shoot better than that ! Uh , you mean like that dog over there ? Oh , no ! [Clamoring] What 's going on here ? [Groans] Come here ! - [Barks] - [Cheering] - ... A dog ! - Sorry . [Both_Groaning] - It 's over there ! - Go , go , go , go ! [Man] Grab ' I'm ! Grab ' I'm ! [Cheering] Looking for this ? - [Crowd_Cheering] - This dog 's got a mean jump shot . - Thanks , Mr . Blue . - [Man] Hey , guys , how ' bout a picture ? Hey , [Tom] , I got ta take Buddy to the vet after school tomorrow . It 's kind of a two-man job . - You can count on me , Keemosabee . - Hello , boys . - Hello , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Hey , you know what the best thing about the eighth grade is ? - What 's that ? - [Tom] The girls have turned into women . Hi , Tammy . - She likes me so much she 's speechless . - Yeah , right . She 'll like me even more when she sees me in a football uniform . - Football uniform ? What are you talking about ? - Women dig football players , - so I 'm going out for the team . - You 're kidding , right ? No . I 've been working out all summer . [Scoffs] Yeah , well , anyway , [Tom] , you ca n't play football . I mean , you 're a basketball player . - Well , Deion Sanders played two sports . - [bell_Rings] [Whining] [Bleating] [Dogs_Barking] - [Josh] , they 're all lookin ' at us funny . - [Cat_Meows] So what ? You know Buddy hates the vet . Buddy Framm . - [Both_Grunting] - [Whimpering] [josh] Come on , Buddy . I take it he 's a little nervous . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - He 's taking a year 's sabbatical . - I 'm filling in . My name 's [Patrick] Sullivan . - Hi . I 'm [Josh] . - This is Buddy . - Hello , Buddy . Look at you . What a handsome dog . Good dog . - Let 's get him up on the table . - [All] right . Come on , boy . He does n't really like the vet . He might need some help . Come on , boy . [Chuckles] - Okay . - [Barking] Oh , good . Okay , okay . Hold still . - What are you doin ' ? - Just making sure everything 's in place . Spinal column feels right . No slipped disks . Muscle tone is good . Yeah . Your dog could run a marathon . Or play basketball . [Groans] Play basketball ? That 's a good one . Looks like Buddy 's due for his distemper shot . Oh , uh , you might want to use the straps . Buddy 's not ver ygood with needles . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - [All] right . If you say so . - [Gagging] - There , see ? Nothing to be afraid of . [Groans] [Tom_Moaning] I 'm okay . [Woman_With_Russian_Accent] Let 's try it again . " Hello , children , and welcome ... to [Natalya] 's Amazing and Stupendous Animal Circus . " [Parrot_Squawks] Show me the money . Show me the money . One more time . " Hello , children , - and welcome to [Natalya] 's - - " - I 'm back , my little mackerel . - [Groans] - [Parrot] I 'm king of the world ! Idiot ! How many times do I have to tell you ? Never interrupt me when I am throttling a performer ! - Sorry , [Natalya] . - And this place ... - stinks like fishes ! - It 's all I could find on our budget . But look . I brought you the Amazing Mortimer . - What is so amazing about him ? - Watch this . - Ooh ! - [Gasps] [Cackling] So . We go back to Russia now ? No ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ find a main attraction . There has been another in a series Of animal abductions . A prize chimpanzee was stolen from a home in downtown Seattle . Police are baffled as to the motive . [All] right . Time now for something special . ... Number one circus in Russia . Do you know why ? Move aside , Air Jordan , and make way for Air Bud , the newest top dog in basketball . - During yesterday 's game , - We have to find the perfect creature ! ... Stole his way onto the court and into our Play of the Week . - Take a look . - [People_Cheering] - What 's this ? - [Chittering] [Laughing] He 's good ! What do you think , Mortimer , huh ? We have found our main attraction . Food . Yes . There we go . What about this ? - Wow . Hungry ? - Starving . So , uh , who was that on the phone ? Oh , that was , um , just a guy from work . Herb . Oh . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know if he could take me to the movies . So it 's a date ? Does it weird you out ? No . Does n't matter . You should go on a date , Mom . Oh , mayonnaise . Hey ! Buddy ! [Belches] So , uh , you must be " Erb . " I 'm [Josh] . It 's , uh , H-erb . [Sneezes] Do you have a , uh , - cat ? - Uh -- No , but-but I have a dog . Come here , Buddy . - Hey , come here , boy . - [Herb_Sneezes] Oh . Oh . Oh ! [Sneezes] [Sneezes] [Sneezes] - Bye , Herb . - [Door_Closes] - Where 's Herb ? - Um , well , he kinda had to run . - [Whines] - These are for you . So . You 're Richard . That 's right . I 'm in Legal . Oh , my . I must be in the wrong house . I was expecting [jackie] Framm , not Cindy Crawford . I do n't know . You know , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ also thinking About [Josh] and [Andrea] . Maybe it 's too soon for me to be dating . Do you think it 's too soon ? [Sighs] - Maybe I 'm just not meant to falling love again . - [Barks] BuddyBarking , jackieWhimpering Buddy , it 's a ramp ! It 's a ramp ! Buddy ! Buddy ! Buddy ! Buddy ! - Whoa , hey ! - Sorry ! - [Barking] - Did you see what you just did ? B-B-B-Buddy ! [Screams] No ! No ! Look out ! [Both_Groan] Are we ... rushing things ? - [josh] Um , Mom ? - Hi , sweetie . So , where 's this vet taking you ? I do n't know . He wants to surprise me . Hmm . So , uh , what time ... - are you planning to be home ? - Well -- Now , when did you become the mom and me the adolescent ? - Oh . Sorry . - [Door_bell_Rings] [Josh] , be nice . - Hi . - Hi . Wow . You look beautiful . You look @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ iron in San Diego . Better than leaving your heart in San Francisco . [jackie] , PatrickLaughing Hey , there he is . Hi , Buddy . Hi , [Andrea] . Whoa . - Hi , [Patrick] . - Hey , [josh] . - Hey , Dr . Sullivan . - Hey , I heard you were into sports . Got you something . - Oh . - I started playing when I was about your age . - Gee , thanks . - You ever play ? Um , well , no , actually . Basketball 's kind of my sport . But thanks . It 's nice . Well , I guess we better go . Uh , [Josh] , no TV after 9:00 . - And I 've written down Mrs . Clumsky 's phone number -- - I know , Mom . Okay . [All] right . I love you guys . - Bye , sweetie . - Good to see you again , [Josh] . Yeah . Good to see you too . [Sighs] [Josh] , you left the garage open . - Oh . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Come on . Stayin ' out here , boy ? Allright . Oh ! - How did this get in here ? - [Barks] ? ? [Calliope_Music] [Natalya] I told you to get plain white truck . Not musical truck . It was good deal . It came with all the ice cream you could eat . [Brakes_Squealing] [Natalya] Stupid boy and dog . Wait a minute ! - [Brakes_Squealing] - That was our boy and dog ! ? ? ? ? [Continues] - [Brakes_Squealing] - [Man] [Natalya] ! Ow ! Ooh ! They 've been on four dates already . You know what happens after four dates , do n't you ? - What 's that ? - Speed dial . - Speed dial ? - Yeah . If his number 's been programmed into your speed dial , you might as well shop for your tuxedo . [Natalya] When doggy gets close , - we nab him with net . - [Laughing] Got it . - Nab him with net . - It will be piece of pie . And if he buys you a gift , he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what ? Call him dad . Nice . - [Groans] - Oh , my ! Oh , my ! [Both_Groaning] [Both] Whoa ! [Snorting] - [Door_Creaking] - [Tom] Hey , check the speeddial . Hey , [Josh] . You got a great arm . I 'm not going out for the team , [Tom] . [Woman_On_Phone] Fern field Napkin Factory . How may I direct your call ? Oh , sorry . Wrong number . - Would you just think about it ? - No . [jackie] , PatrickTalking - [Woman] - Oh , sorry , Grandma . Wrong number . - Uh , it 's [Josh] . Love you . Bye . - [Phone_Beeps] He comes here every afternoon . Well , you know , football practice is every afternoon . Hmm . He 's helping my mom build the gazebo . Oh ! Oh ! [Laughs] Oh . That 's worse than speed dial , buddy . [Patrick] Hi . This is [Patrick] . Leave a message after the beep . [Phone_Beeps] When 's the next football practice ? Touchdown . - [Whistle_Blows] - [Groans] [Doing_Cheers] [Groans] Uh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! - Take five . Low , remember ? Use those legs . - Uh -- - Get underneath there . - Uh , excuse - - Excuse us , [Coach] [Fanelli] . - Yeah ? - I 'm [Tom] . He 's [josh] . We were wondering if you 've still got room for a couple more players . I always got room for players on my team . - What positions do you play ? - I 'm wide receptor . - [Laughs] Receiver . - Uh , yeah . - And you ? - Oh , well , I 'm , you know , whatever . I mean , I could -- He 's a quarterback . He 's got a killer arm . Really . Let 's see . Uh , here , [Tom] . Here . You , uh , put this on . Go ahead . Go deep . Toward the end zone . Deep . Come on . Let 's see that killer arm . Okay , let ' er rip . - [Groans] - [Fanelli_Groans] - Mr . Receptor will fit right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ use a backup quarterback . - W-What 's a backup do ? - You back up Cole Powers over there . He 's the hottest quarterback in the league right now . You might not get much playing time . - Oh . That 's okay . - You sure ? My practices are no picnic , capisce ? Well , yeah . I-l-l think I can handle it . Okay . [All] right , come on . Once around the field . - Full out . Go . - Now ? Go ahead . Now . Go , go ! Come on , go ! - Go ! Hit it ! Let 's go ! - [Groaning] [Whistle_Blowing] [Clamoring] [All_Panting] [Groaning] - [Groans] - [Whistle_Blows] Hey , Tammy . [Andrea] Like some more tea , Buddy ? [Door_Opens] Hi . Hmm ! What 's bugging him ? - [Groans] - [Andrea] What a mess ! [Groans] [Groaning] Ow . - You joined the football team ? - Yeah . - Yeah . I love football . - Since when ? Um , well , since , uh- since I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll , uh , put this in the wash . - Okay . - Bring down your pants too . [All] right . Oh , not now , boy . My head hurts . [josh] It 's never going to work , [Tom] . I just know it . Traveling doctors are worse than traveling salesmen . He 's probably got a woman in every port . We 'll just go in there and check it out , all right ? - Whatever . - [Patrick] What seems to be the trouble ? - His tail bone . - His hip bone . - Which is it ? - Mm , his tail . You know , the bone in his tail . Yeah , you know , his tail , it just has n't been it self lately , you know ? Mm , you know , no wag . No wag ? Well , yeah , I mean , there 's something wrong with a tail that does n't wag . Yeah . Exactly . Yeah , so , uh -- Oh , um -- Well , you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that-that it only wags when he 's lying down . [Tom] Not when he 's standing . You know what I mean ? Hmm . Well , it , uh , looks fine to me , but if it 'll make you boys feel better , uh , I 'll get it x-rayed just to make sure . - Oh , great . - Good idea . Come on , Buddy . I 'll be right back . - Thank you . - Yeah . [Tom] -- I do n't feel right about this . I mean -- What are you looking for , anyways ? Anything that 'll show that this guy 's a roaming Romeo . I mean , this is a waste of time . I mean , he 's gon na catch us . - Let 's go , all right ? - Wait , wait , hold - - Wait a minute . Wait a minute . Wait a minute . Wait , wait , wait . Got it . - [Sighs] - Come on , Buddy . [Door_Closes] Buddy 's tail checks out just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's great . - Thanks . - Come on , Buddy . - Thanks , Dr . Sullivan . - [Patrick] . You can call me [Patrick] . [Patrick] . Okay , thanks . [Door_Closes] [Sighs] What have I got myself into ? [Sighing] - [Barking] - Stop it , boy . Buddy ! Stop it . [Whimpering] [Playful_Barking] I do n't want to play . Buddy ! [Growling] [Gasps] Oh , man ! You could play football . [Chuckles] Holy cow . Go ! Go , boy . Go ! - [Grunts] - [Growls] Hey , boy . Hey ! Bring that back ! - Hey , Buddy ! - [Barking] Hey - - [Barking] Aw , you , get off me ! Buddy- [Laughing] - [Barking] Good catch ! Bring it , boy . Come on , bring it . Hey , give it ! - [Barking] - [Laughing] Hey , come on . Come here ! - [Panting_Heavily] - Come on . Come here , boy . Here , boy . Here you go . I 'm late for my first game , all right ? I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ -- - Miss you . Bye-bye . - [Whimpers] [Door_Closing] [Children_Shouting] [Fanelli] I been a volunteer coach for 14years . [Pepper] I nearly blew a gasket about it , jimmy , but ... the school board is n't budging on this one . [Sighs] They 're all moaning that ... you have n't had a winning season in ten years . Attendance is down , and the football program is expensive . Winning is n't what kid 's football 's all about . I know . The school board gave me a choice . At the end of the season , I can either drop the football program ... - That 's not even an option . - or ... I , uh , let you go . [Sighs] Oh , I 'm sorry . It 's just - - It 's out of my hands . ? ? ? ? [Marching_Band] Right , girls . Come on . Come on . Kick it ! Kick it ! [Metal_Banging] [Groaning] Weeble ? You forgot something . - Oh ! Thanks , Goose . - You 're welcome . Jeez . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - What 's wrong ? You got butterflies ? [Tom] , why would I have butterflies ? I 'm a bench-warmer , remember ? Hey . Listen up , boys . [Panting] [All] right , come on . Let 's get out there and win this one for the home team ! Yeah , yeah . [Clapping] - Let 's win ! - [Tom] Razzle-dazzle ! Yeah , right , [Tom] . [Door_Bangs] [Sighs] Hey ! Let 's go . Yeah , sure , [Coach] . Welcome , everyone , to the open in game ... - of the Fern field Junior High football team ! - [Sparse_Cheering] - [Screaming] - [Grunting] , Thudding [Screaming] , [Yelling] - [Cheerleaders] , Indistinct - Ohh ! Oooh . Let 's go , baby . We got ' em ! Let 's go , big guy ! - Let 's hit somebody , all right ? - [Cheerleaders_Continue] Hi . ? ? Go fight Winston Boogie on down [All] right , all right ? ? ? ? Go fight Winston Boogie on down [All] right , all right ? ? - [Whistles] - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' RoundTheMountain " OverP.A . [Natalya] Remember ? we go into back yard , we grab pooch , - then we make like banana , and peel . - You mean " split . " Hello , I 'd like a nice cream bar . And my sister would like a chocolate swirl . We 're all out Of chocolate swirls , but um , we have fudge stick with candy sprinkles . - [Truck_Door_Slams] - [Natalya] We have no sprinkles ! Go away ! Idiot ! - [Thumping_On_Roof] - Did you hear something ? - We follow ! - Aah ! [Quarterback] Thirty-three ! Thirty-three ! - [Chattering] - Hike ! Yeah , [Tom] . Yeah , [Tom] . Yeah , yeah , [Tom] , yeah- [Crowd_Groans] - [Fanelli] Aww . Yeah . Gon na be a long season . ? ? ? ? " Comin ' ' RoundTheMountain " [Popov] Look ! He 's running . Faster ! [Yelling] [Pepper] Cole 's running . He 's running with it ! [Fanelli] Yes , Cole ! Yes , baby ! Yes ! [Pepper] Run , Cole ! Ru-u-un ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Touchdown ! Yea ! - Yes ! Yes ! - PepperOnP.A . Cole Powers ! [Cheering] , Applauding - ? ? [Music_Continues] - Yes . [Popov] Stop the truck ! [Natalya] Let 's go ! Catch him . Hurry ! Hurry ! Hurry ! He 's getting away ! [Cackling] We 've got him now ! That 's it ! People , kids , dogs -- I 'm sick and tired ... - of every body running through my yard ! - [Groaning] , [Whimpering] [Popov] Oh , he 's getting away ! PepperOnP.A . High snap . Cole 's picked it up . He 's running ! He 's at the 30 . - Forty ! - [Grunting] , [Groaning] - Oh , no . - Oh , no . Cole 's down . Nate , Mullin , come here . - [Whining] - [Groaning] - [Man] Come on , Cole ! Come on , buddy . Getup ! Okay . - [Whistles] [Pepper] Cole is hurt ! [Pepper] Is he all right ? [Chattering] [Man] It 's all right , Cole . Good work . He 's okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ work , Cole . Hey , Ned , take him right into the trainers . You 'll be all right , son . Just hold it still . [All] right , he 'll be all right . Powers got a dislocated shoulder . - Pudge ? - H-He can play with that , though , right , [Coach] ? [Sighs] I 'm afraid not , son . [Josh] , you gon na be fine . [All] right , come on . Get in there . Come on ! Open up with B-52 . Go . - [Whistling] - [juan] There goes our shot at a winning season . Give him time . He 'll be fine . Hey , [Josh] is going in . PepperOnP.A . It , uh , looks like [josh] Framm , number eight , is stepping in to take the helm . - Break a leg ! - [Feed_back_Squeals] So , what 's the call , [Josh] ? - Call . Good question . - Oh , we 're gon na die . - Give him a break . - [All] right , B-52 . Break @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Deep . [All] right ! Ready -- B-52 ! Down ! [Josh] ! Over here . - Oh ! - [Crowd_Laughing] [All] right ! [Growling] , Snarling B ! Fifty-two ! Ready , down , set -- Hike ! Hike ! He 's open ! He 's open ! I 'm wide open ! [Growling] - [Gasps] - [Whimpers] - [Groans] - [Groans] Oh , dear . [Whistle_Blows] [Sighs] Great . [Grunts] Oh ! [Groans] Hang in there , defense . Hang in there . [Cheerleaders] Let 's go , defense , let 's go ! Let 's go , defense , let 's go ! Come on , it ai n't the end of the world . Come on , put one up on these clowns . - [Fanelli] You 're the man , [josh] ! - [Whimpering] [Belching_Sound] [All] right , guys , let 's try B-52 again . Trust me , it 'll work this time . - Ready ? - [All] Break ! - [Whimpering] - [josh] B ! Fifty-two ! Down ! Set ! Hike ! [Fanelli] He 's open , he 's open @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ [Pepper] And it 's a perfect pass ... right to ... a dog . - Buddy . - [Pepper] There is a dog on the field , and he 's doing a lot better than the Trojans . [Pepper] And touch down ! Yes ! So that 's the famous Air Bud , huh ? Amazing dog . Great form . Reminds me a lot of Fred Biletnikoff . Except he 's better lookin ' than Fred . You all right ? You know , you got a great arm on ya out there , son , but i-it 's like you 're playin ' for all the wrong reasons . Football 's all about havin ' fun . That 's got ta be your bottom line , [Josh] . Come on . Seeya , boy . [Growling] I know you want to play on the team , boy . But you just ca n't , you know ? ' Cause football 's not like basketball . ' Cause you might get hurt , and I do n't want you to get hurt , do I ? And you got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it 's not fair . [Barking] Hey , boy . Perfect . [Boy] ? Try this on ? [Fanelli] [All] right , guys . Come on , come on . Now , guys , meet me halfway here . Stop . We got a lot of work to do here . - [Barking] - [All_Laughing] - [Fanelli] What 's this ? - Got a new wide receptor for ya . - What is this ? Some kind of a joke ? - Well , no . I mean , like you said , there 's always room on your team for a couple more players . Come on , dogs do n't play football . Yeah , they do n't play basketball either , right ? Come on , [Coach] . We 'll be the laughingstock of the league ! Have you all forgotten ? We 've been the laughingstock of The league for the last decade ! [All] right , all right . Fellas , fellas , fellas ! Come on - - whoa , whoa ! Quiet down here . Come on . - Why you doin ' @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , [Coach] . Bottom line . [Chuckles] [All] right ! Let 's see what this pooch is made of . - Go ! Ten ! Hike , hike ! - [Whistle_Blows] - [Whistle_Blows] - Up , down . Kickers too , Vaughn . Down . No knees , Weeble . Up , dow -- - That 's the way to do it , boys . - [Barking] Yeah ! I tell you one thing , boys . That ai n't no golden retriever - - that there 's a golden receiver . He-h-hey , there he is ! Say hello To your new teammate , fellas ! [Out_Of_Tune] ? O'er the la-and ? ? ? Of the free ? ? ? ? And the home ? ? - ? ? Of the ? ? - [Whining] - ? Brave ? ? - [Buddy_Howling] [Cheering] ? ? ? ? [Marching_Band] [All] right , come on now . Let 's go , let 's go ! Come on . - That 's it . Good boy . - Who do we appreciate ? Timberwolves , timberwolves ! - Rah , rah , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ kick some Ram butt today . I can feel it . [Screams] Since when are you Mr . Confident ? Since I got my hands on a genuine Jerry Rice nose-spreader . - [Fanelli] Come on , now . Hit some body out there . - Okay , [Coach] . No problem . I do n't want to see a green shirt standing ; all right ? Let 's go , offense ! [All] right , [Josh] . You know what to do . Hey , Buddy , just like we practiced . Let 's go . - [Pepper] Kick it , girls . - What 's your favorite color ? Navy blue and gold ! [Josh] [All] right , guys . B-52 on two . - [Man] Oh , that 's so cute ! - [Barks_Loudly] - B ! Fifty-two ! Down ! - What is this ? Set ! Hike , hike ! [Barks] - [Blows_Whistle] - Yeah ! [Cheering] , Indistinct [Josh] Let 's do red 48 , all right ? On two . What the-- Hey ! [Applause] Let 's do G-28 , on two , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Go , K . Hike ! - [Grunts] - Hey ! [Barking] [Moaning] [Screaming] Does anybody on this team want to play football ? Come on . Get him . Cut off the angle . Come on ! Take out his paws ! - Dog-pile him ! - Dog-pile him ! [Opposing_Team] Dog-pile him ! Dog-pile him ! Dog-pile him ! - Great ! Yeah ! - Buddy ! - [Groaning] , [Moaning] - [Boy] Get off of him . Move , get off ! . Hey , get off . Get off now . [Whimpering] [Blows_Whistle] Aah ! [Muttering] That is one talented dog . You 're doing fine , too , [josh] , you know ? You just need to face up to the pressure ... and not desert the pocket too early . I found these in your office . Who are they ? Well , that 's Laura , she lives in Seattle . And that 's Gail , she 's in Santa Fe . And the pretty one with the red hair , that 's Shannon Marie . - She 's in Boston . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sullivan clan . - You see , there 's Mom and Dad and me and -- - Your three sisters . You know , [Josh] , I think we could be friends . First we got ta learn to trust each other . [Scoffs] Broken tail . [Door_Closes] Oh , [Patrick] , this is so romantic . If I did n't have to fix the engine , we could have been -- No , I think this is perfect . - [Sighs] - What 's wrong ? Well , I 've been offered ... a permanent job in San Diego . But I do n't know If I 'm going to accept it . Oh . I-l do n't want to complicate things for you . But I will if you insist . [Giggles] [Chuckles] I think [Josh] would be very happy ... to see me leave town . Well , in lieu of growing fur and a tail , for now , just be his friend . [All] right , gim me hands . Gim me hands . How we gon na play ? Ruff , ruff , ruff @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Let 's get ' em ! - Ruff , ruff , ruff ! . [Cheering] , [Screaming] - [Blows_Whistle] - [Cheering] [josh] Twenty-five ! Down ! Set , hut ! Yes ! So you run X-curl , and Buddy in the deep fly pattern . Straight up the middle . Better known as the K-9knockout . This is the one For all the marbles . ' Cause after that , I want to do a couple of motion things - - [Whistle_Blows] [Shouting] - Yes ! - [Cheering] Yes , yes ! We did it ! Come here , Pudgy ! We did it ! We did it ! When [Josh] threw that pass to Buddy and he scored the home run , - Touchdown . - I thought I was gon na have a heart attack . - Oh , football is so dramatic , yeah . - Touchdown . Hmm . I 've come to a decision about that consulting job in San Diego . You 're gon na accept it . Only if you do n't accept this . Oh , [Patrick] . Oh ! [Jackie] , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' on ? - [jackie] Nothing . I made your cake - - shaped like a football . Is n't it cute ? [Scoffs] What 's in that box ? [jackie] , @knocking_on_door [josh] , may I come in ? [Continues_Knocking] [josh] , please . [Whimpering] [Owl_Hooting] [Whimpers] No , Buddy . You ca n't come . [Continues_Whimpering] - I mean it , Buddy . Stay ! - [Whimpers] [Barks] [Continues_Barking] [Whimpers] [Whimpers] [Laughing] Way to go , [Natalya] ! ? ? ? ? Hums " MexicanHatDance " [Whimpers] It 's [jackie] Framm . [Josh] has runaway . Is he there with you ? [Josh] is n't at [Tom] 's house . Uh , I 'll try [Coach] [Fanelli] . This is all my fault . [Man_Over_Loudspeaker] Train number 14 from Portland is delayed20minutes ... and will be arriving on track2 . That 's train number 14 from Portland arriving 20minutes late on track2 . [Chattering] Know what I hate most about train station food ? There 's nothing even remotely Italian about the Italian subs . - Oh , hi , [Coach] [Fanelli] . - Hey , what do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ some wood ? Sure . How 'd you find me here ? Eh , I ran away more than a few times when I was your age . - Usually I got about this far . - Hmm . - I 'm leaving . - Where you headin ' ? San Francisco . [Boy] , if my star quarterback 's willin ' to pass up the state championship game ... there must be somethin ' pretty serious . - Hmm . - Wan na talk about it ? No . It would n't have anything to do with a new man in your mom 's life , would it ? Would it ? He 's not my dad , all right ? No , I guess he is n't . And you loved your father very much . [Coughs] So , where you headin ' after football season ? - I 'm running away , remember ? - Yeah , well , I mean , theoretically , if you were n't running away , what would you be doing ? - I do n't know . Probably play basketball or @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thought the way you 'd gotten into football , basketball was out . I never said it was out . I love basketball , it just that I love football too . How 's that possible ? You can -- You like this guy [Patrick] , [Josh] ? Does n't mean you got ta stop lovin ' your father , you know . Your mom has n't . Trainnumber nine for San Francisco will be arriving in five minutes on track one . That 's me . Well , I guess this is arrivederci , huh , [Josh] ? Good luck , kid . Oh , um , I kinda overheard you and Mrs . Salter talking . She said that they were gon na get a new football coach . - I 'm sorry . - Ah , do n't sweat it . I only coach ' cause I love the kids . If winning 's all they 're interested in , I 'm not the right guy anyway . Take care of your self , kid . Hey , [Coach] . Um , if it 's not too @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ home with you ? Sure , kid . C'm on . [Clears_Throat] You do n't mind if we stop for a slice of pizza ? Oh , my God , [Josh] . [Sobbing] [Josh] ! Oh , I was so worried about you ! - I 'm sorry . - Promise me you 'll never do that again , [Josh] . Promise me . I promise . I 'm sorry . [Sniffling] I 'm sorry . Um , where 's [Patrick] ? I got ta talk to him . [Patrick] 's gone , honey . Where 's he gone ? He 's taken a job in San Diego . He 's leaving on his boat tomorrow . [Exhales] What about you guys -- It was too soon . I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry . Where 's Buddy ? I thought he was with you . Buddy ! Buddy ! [Gulls_Cawing] Buddy ! He 's never done this before . He 's never run away . - Buddy can take care of him self , honey . - Buddy ! We got ta keep looking . [Josh] , the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? [Playing_March] - Let 's rock ! - [Shouting] - [Fanelli] How we gon na play ? - [Team] Ruff , ruff , ruff ! . - How we gon na play ? - [All] Ruff , ruff , ruff ! . - Let 's go kick some Giant -- - Yeah ! [Coach] Go , allright , come on . Allright . I need ya out there today , [Josh] . [Engine_Chugging] [Whimpers] - [Whimpers] - [Brays] [Chittering] [Snorts] Houston , we have a problem . We have a problem ! [Whimpers] I 'm going down to boat to get things ready for loading . In the meantime , do n't touch anything , do n't feed anything , do n't do anything - - nothing ! - [Chimp_Chattering] - Eh ! [Door_Slams] [Animals_Fuss] [Announcer] The Fernfield Timberwolves and the Tacoma Giants ! It 's play-offs time . This is Fred [Davis] ... with my good friend , [Phil] [Phil] , 35-yearveteran of color here ... to bring you this exciting game today . I would say that excitement Is at fever pitch , [Phil] . This is it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , no . Disappointing news here , [Phil] . We just got word that AirBud , the canine wonder , will not be playing today . - Not be playing . Yes . - Oh , no . Have the checked the kennel ? [Chimp_Fussing] - [Screeching] - [Growling] - [Barks] - [Laughs] - Ready , Gus ? - [Popov] Come on , Gus ! You can do it ! - Punch ! - [Laughs] Sh-Sh-Shh ! [Rumbling] - [Whimpers] - [Chatters] [Shouting_ln_Russian] - [Knocking_At_Door] - I did n't touch a thing [Natalya] ! - [Whinnies] - [Screams] Gus ! [Screams] PopovContinuesScreaming , [Yelling] No ! - [Whistle_Blows] - [Davis] Well , the Giants will be kicking off , so the Timberwolves will be ... - They 'll be , uh , down there on the field right with ' em . - receiving . Coming to Goose ! He 's on the five , he 's on the ten , the fifteen -- He 's at the fifteen , he 's at the ten , he 's back at the five . Ohh . [All] right , come on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! [Josh] , open up red 45 . Come on , red 45 . Let 's go ! [Cheering] He 'll be here . He would n't miss this for the world . - Hope you 're right , [Tom] . - It 'll be fine ! Prepare to eat dirt ! Ready ! Down ! - Set ! Hike ! - [Yells] DavisOverLoudspeaker , Indistinct - [Groans] - And a fumble recovered by the Giants ! - [Blows_Whistle] - And into the end zone . The Giants score ! - Oh , this looks like it 's gon na be along day , [Phil] . - Oh , we 're dead . We 're dead . Let 's look at the scoreboard and see how much time elapsed , [Phil] , before that touchdown . - Where is the scoreboard ? - Huh ? - [Whinnying] - Stop ! - Come on , piggies . Work with me ! - [Quacking] Ducks are my friend ! Comeback , please ! - No ! Dolly ! - [Screeching] - Listen to me ! Listen tome , animals ! - [Gasps] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ [Cheering] [Davis] Well , it looks like [Coach] [Fanelli] is going to try to put some points on the board . They 're going to go For a field goal , [Phil] . Looks like Vaughn kicking , and -- - No , it hit Weeble 's helmet and it 's way off to the left . - [Blows_Whistle] Well , I guess that was n't such a good decision after all , was it , [Phil] ? I 'll tell you , that could give you some kind of headache . You know , you get hit with a - - [Screaming] - Oh , God ! - Get out here , [Popov] ! [Yelling_in_Russian] - [Barking] - [Natalya] I ca n't see anything ! - I 'll find you and then I - - - [Chimp_Taunting] - You - - - [Screeches] I 'm going to get you ! [Davis] [josh] back to pass . The ball is in the air - - it 's intercepted ! Nowhere near a receiver . And here they come back the other way . The Giants with-- No , [josh] has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him on the20 . He has him on the 15 . He has him on the 10 . He's-He 's - - Ah , boy . Well , it looks like another score for the Giants . Oh , have you ever seen - - [Screams] En garde ! Take that ! - And that ! - [Natalya] ! Take this ! I 've got a net ! Not now , [Popov] ! Ca n't you see I 'm busy ? I 'm fighting monkey ! [Popov] Musthurry ! Musthurry ! [Screams] [Natalya] ! [Screams] - Come down from there ! - [Natalya] ! - Come get me ! - Getdown ! [Screams] Why do n't you get yourself down and clean up this mess that you have created ? - [Groans] - [Popov] ? [Davis] [Coach] [Fanelli] takes a heavy anchor to the half time locker room . Down 24 to nothing . Disappointed , downtrodden . DavisContinues , Indistinct Hey , [Coach] , are you gon na tell us another one of your stories ? - You better believe I am . - [All_Groan] This is the story @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ football team had heart and ability . But there was one big problem : they did n't believe that they could win . And then this dog came along , and this dog could do amazing things . And suddenly , the team started winning . But the truth is , even without the dog , They were winners - - each and everyone of them . So if you believe that a dog can play football , then you better believe that we 're gon na win this game . Now , right now , let 's get out there ... and give them some of that razzle-dazzle . [All_Chanting] Ruff , ruff , ruff , ruff , [Louder] ruff , ruff , ruff , ruff ! . [All_Shouting] Ruff ! . Ruff ! . Ruff ! . - [Cheering] - You guys are the best ! Way to go , Marco ! It worked , Pudge ! [Chuckles] [Chanting] Timberwolves ! Timberwolves ! - Timberwolves ! - [Davis] Giants on the attack again . Here 's Martin back to pass , he 's lookin ' - - Ooh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 're gon na want that ball . Goosesteps in - - he has it ! it 's an interception ! - Goose ! Go ! Go ! - The 40 , the35 -- Go ! Go ! Go , Goose , go ! [Whistle_Blows] Well , that looks like a little bit of inspiration for the Timberwolves , does n't it ? - It just proves my theory . - What is that , [Phil] ? Score more points than the other team , and by golly , you 're gon na win ! [All] right , Brian ! [All] right ? Go . Go ! [Blows_Whistle] [Whistle_Blows] - [Cheering] - Yes ! Yeah ! - [Popov] ! - [Gasps] Mother ? The animals ! - [Natalya] What is monkey 's business ? - [Barking] [Popov] " Fish Guts . " [Screaming] - [Chittering] - [Barking] - [Natalya] -- - Get off ! . [Groaning] , Sputtering To infinity - - and beyond ! EngineCranks , Starts [Sighing] - [Horn_Honks] - [Screaming] - [Shouting] - [Barking] [Engine_Revs] [Shouting] - [Tires_Screech] - [Barks] [Fireworks_Exploding] - [Natalya] Where is monkey ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . [Together] Dog ! [Natalya_Yelling_in_Russian] - [Natalya_Laughing] - [Popov_Yelling] Stop , stop ! Stop , stop ! Stop ! [Yelling] - [Natalya_Gasps] - [Popov_Moans] [Laughing] It 's okay . It 's okay . I 'm glad to see you too . What are you doin ' down at the docks ? Do n't you have a game to play ? - Huh ? Come on . - [Whimpering] [Natalya] Do you have a plan " B " ? We are Russian citizens ! We demand you take us to the Russian imbecile ! It 's " embassy , " imbecile ! [Screams] [Cheering] [Davis] Martin dropping back , Voss -- Oh , is he in the clear ! There is n't a Timberwolf aroundfor20yards . Touchdown ! Looks bad now for the ol ' Timberwolves . [Buzzer_Sounds] Oooh . Now , come on , now . Forget about that - - ancient history . [Josh] , get in here . Come here . [All] right . We 're gon na get ' em with a little " double trouble . " [All] right ? Let 's go . But [Coach] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Buddy . We 're gon na have to do it without Buddy . Buddy 's not here . Let 's go . Come on , offense . Use Goose , all right ? Let 's go ! Come on , now ! Get out there ! - [Crowd_Cheers_Wildly] - [Buddy_Barks] [Davis] Ladies and gentlemen , listen to that audience ! This is a sight to behold ! It 's AirBud ! Good boy ! Yeah ! Yeah ! Let 's go get ' em , boy . - [Gasps] - [Phil] , AirBud is back in the game ! Yeah , well , this dispels that rumor . - What 's that , [Phil] ? - What 's what ? Buddy , where were you ? - [Patrick] ? - [Crowd_Chanting] Buddy ! Buddy ! Like I said - - double trouble ! [Davis] Looking for that ball - - Handoff ! . Double reverse ! It 's off to AirBud , and he 's off ! . He 's down the field ! The Giants a reall chasing him ! It 's AirBud in the clear ! It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ [Whistle_Blows] - Yeah ! [Chanting] Buddy ! Buddy ! [Barking] - [Whistle_Blows] - [Cheering] - [Whistle_Blows] - AirBud has put the timber back in these Timberwolves . I 'm telling you , they are on a scoring rampage now ! [Cheering] First down ! - [Whistle_Blows] - [Davis] Another score ! [Phil] That is just amazing . [Davis] It 's New Year 's Eve in the end zone with AirBud ! He 's got fleas . You ca n't tell me he does n't have fleas . Yea , Buddy ! AirBud has certainly tightened up this game for the Timberwolves , but they 're gon na need another touchdown in order to win . And now , this could be it ! - Buddy ! - Ooh , no ! - 1 84-pound crushing tackle by Tyler . - Buddy 's hurt ! And AirBud is down . - Teammates rushing onto the field . - Stay back . Give him room ! - Air Bud-- We see movement . - I 'm all right . Get the dog ! - Excuse me . Comin ' through . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know . - [Jackie] Is he okay ? - Just hang on . He 's not sure yet . - Buddy , are you okay ? - [Whimpers] He 's gon na be all right , [Josh] . Why do n't you get out there and finish the game ? But what about Buddy ? - It 's okay . I 'll take care of him . - [Boy] Getup , Buddy . Come on , [Josh] . He 'll be okay . [Josh] , let 's go . Well , this certainly is a crushing blow . Poor AirBud - - out of this game . - Oh , I just -- - Well , let 's hope these guys can go on by themselves . Ready ! Set ! Hike ! Hike ! - [Whistle_Blows] - [Gasps] Third down coming up . What do you think , [Phil] ? - Well , I think -- - Third down . He 's back for another pass . [Grunting] [Groaning] If there 's a miracle in the making , it better show up now , [Phil] , because this is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in this game . - [Groaning] - Well , tenis-is-is enough if you play your cards right . - Yeah , is n't it , [Phil] ? - Sometimes you do n't even have to play cards , you know . - Yeah . Come on , [Tom] . Get up . We got a game to play . - I ca n't find my nose-spreader . - Forget about your nose-spreader . - But I ca n't catch without it . - Trust me , [Tom] . You do n't need it . It 's gon na be fine . This is our last shot , [Josh] . [Sighs] I know . [All] right , guys . Let 's do B-52 , crossing pattern . Deep . - That 's 60 yards . You ca n't throw 60 yards . - Are you sure you wan na do this ? - I 'm positive . You guys got ta trust me . - We 're with you , [Josh] . - You just run , all right ? - [All] Break ! - Let 's rock . - [Bud_Barking] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , guys . Let 's go ! Come on ! What about my nose-spreader ? [Exhales] [Barking] [All] right ! Ready ! B ! 52 ! Down ! Set ! Hike ! Hike ! Get off ! . - [Whistle_Blows] - Yes ! [Barking] [All] right ! [Whooping] [All] right ! Honey , I 'm so proud of you ! Congratulations , [Josh] ! [Tom] , you know what ? You got potential . Did you hear that ? I got potential ! I got potential ! I got potential ! It 's a beautiful day ! [Gulls_Cawing] [Engine_Chugging] [Patrick] ! [Patrick] ! [Patrick] ! - [Patrick] ! - [Barks] [Continues_Barking] What is it ? Um -- What ? Do n't go . Please do n't go . [Barking] [Cheering] Third and three . What would you do here ? Huh . Lemme see . I think I 'd go long to Joey Galloway . Blue thirty-eight ! Good call . They 're not expecting that . - Oh , no ! - I do n't believe it ! [Whistle_Blows] Subtitles By ALFA

@@5220441 - Here we are in downtown Suva . Mandi 's videography extraordinaire . Waiting for Bijou coming off the plane from Sydney . BijouI Bij-He - Bijou . Hey - Hey ! - Come here . - How are you ? - Give me a kiss . Hey . - Kisses . Kisses . - Quick.Jump in . Throw your bag in the window . Through the window , quick . Take this . I gotta-I got ta move the car . You look great . You look so different . I - I almost did n't recognize you . You 've become a woman overnight , it seems . Yeah , well , it 's been how long ? - How long ? Like seven years ? - Six , seven ? Six years ? Are you still , uh , playing in that band ? I brought you my CD so you can get a signed copy . How 's that ? So who 's lighting your fire these days , eh ? Oh , you know , just- You know me . just hanging out . Having fun . - Do you surf anymore ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're here . Here we are , another beautiful day . As you can see , it 's my matey Mandi ... and her hot-to-trot abs . - Bijou . - I used to have abs like that . Then I met my friend , Jack Daniel 's . We 're still good friends . Hey , sweetie . Yes . Mandi and I spent many nights ... waking from our drunken slumber on that grassy knoll at Bondi . - How was it ? - Yeah . It was wild out there . Yeah ? Here we go . We 're looking at some lovely locals . Kind of hot if you 're into that , uh , pasty adolescent thing . Who else have we got here ? Where are these girls from ? Looks like the United States of " Generica " . Hmm . Everyone 's got a median average right now ... of about 2.00 . She looks like she 's from the northern beaches . Ah , the skinhead tattoo look . Always attractive on the beach . Ah , the Pommy tan @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Wait , wait , wait . He 's a pretty kitty . Oh . Oh . - - Right . Yep . Biggest babe meets the biggest babe . Welcome to Fiji . Just tell me again why you invited me here . What ? - Why did you invite me here ? What do you mean ? You know I wanted to spend time with you . And we wanted to hang out . Without people . Without guys . Just us . A girlie adventure . - It 's cool . - He 's not my boyfriend or anything . - Yeah , whatever . Whatever . You just , like - Do you get naked every night ? Answer : Yes , you do . You guys wait here . We 'll go find Mikey . All right . Where is Mikey ? That 's got ta be him . Moment of truth . Mikey ! Mikey ! - Hey , you . Colby . Nice to meet you , buddy . Look just like your older brother . - Ah , that 's what they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ necessarily a good thing . Bijou . Mikey . Mike . - It 's a pleasure to meet you . Happy two-week anniversary ! - Oh . Oh . Check - Check it out . - Oh . - Quick . Give me the camera . - Here . Take it . - Oh , shit . Okay . I got it . - Check out Mikey . Are they hitting it off or what ? Can you see ' em ? Wow . She just polished offher drink . Oh , he owes me big time . Look at that . - Oh , my-- They 're stripping-- Please . - I think our work is done here . You ready to go ? - Go , Bijou ! - Go , Mikey ! You 're the man . Okay . This is Colby 's therapy service . Here with my client Mikey ... uh , who has just met a very lovely woman named Bijou . He 's not my usual type of guy . I 'm very pleased with the body . Um , the mind is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I like my skinny rock-and-roll boys . Put it that way . - Okay . - I like my boys who are , you know-So maybe if you did n't feed him for a week . Maybe if I did n't feed him for a week , uh-She 's crazy . She is crazy . But I 'm kind of crazy too , so it makes for a good match . - Gorgeous guy , by the way . - You like that one ? - Yes . Congratulations , young lady . - Good . Thank you . Before I met her , I 'd get up at , like , 5:00 every morning ... - run two- two- like , two miles on the beach-- Okay . and then I 'd go in , you know , have some coffee ... and then I 'd go out and surf for a couple hours . With Mandi , I do n't need that , uh , cardiovascular activity . I 'm just , uh , you know , using him for sex . So what you 're saying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sex is insane . It 's insane . - That 's great . It 's not how- how he comes across to the world . It 's - It's-It's-It 's kind of what he 's got going on kind of inside him , I guess . I 'm a butt man . And she 's got- she 's got-- Voluptuous is the word , I think . - Yeah . She 's banging . I have a nickname for his schlong . We 're pretty open , sexually . So , uh , you know , we do some role-playing . Open as in you 'd be open to me joining you ? What ? That ? No , no . That wouldn't- That would n't be acceptable . So , do you trust him ? Not more than I trust myself . But Bijou , on the other hand- she could jump in . Does he look good naked ? - That would be fun . - I 'm okay with that , actually . I 'm not selfish . I share . You trust him as much as @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I just made that up . - Oh . So - So , what 's this thing with Mikey and some guy in a bar ? Mikey served this guy at a bar ... whose best friend is a helicopter pilot . And he said that he was flying over New Guinea ... and he spotted this , like , 7 0-year-old bearded white guy . There 's not a scratch here . Forget the lens . I want to hear about this Michael Rockefeller business . It 's just a- a theory . - Whose theory ? Mikey 's ? - Yeah . Mikey and I . He met this- this pilot at the bar whose friend saw ... this 7 0-year-old man in custody of-Hey . He did n't say " in the custody of ' though . Oh . Whatever . With these New Guinean warriors on a riverbank . It all checks out . You should read about Michael Rockefeller on the Internet . There 's all kinds of books written on him . About time , Mikey . What up ? You got it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The Mystery of Michael Rockefeller . " You found it . - Taking care ofbusiness . - You stole-Dude , the card is still in here . All right . Now , here is the book ... that I so thoughtfully procured with , uh , my accomplice Colby : The Mystery of Michael Rockefeller . - Procured . Good word . - Yes . Okay . There he is , Michael Rockefeller . - Can I see ? - Check him out , girls . - He looks like a beatnik . - " 1961 . " Twenty-three-year-old Michael Rockefeller ... boat capsized off the coast of New Guinea . " - Uh , that 's right on . It 's right-- Yeah . And just to kind of throw this in there . There 's been a huge mystery , like , legend around the guy for the last 30 years . Multiple sightings in New Guinea , uh , of a white dude with a big beard . Sometimes spectacles . Yeah . It says Rockefeller family offered $1 00,000 ... for any- any whereabouts- any information @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He was- He was our age when he went missing . - Yeah . - Yeah . So he 'd be in his 60s now . Yeah . Sixty-five , 7 0 . So , I think the most popularly held belief ... is that he was captured by " cannibals " and eaten . No . That 's just one of the beliefs . I still think he 's alive and kicking it . They actually prefer the taste of meat ... that is still on the flesh of a human that is living . Oh . I would too . They actually keep them alive . They go limb by limb . - Uh-huh ? - I 've got good loin . - Be a shitty way to go . - Yeah . If you 're gon na eat something , keep it fresh . So , we gon na do this or what ? Look . We 're all here . Right ? We 're all having a good time . I do n't know why we have to pick up and move . Hey , you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... Hey , you know , this morning when you were surfing with Colby ... I decided to check Michael Rockefeller out on the Internet . just sounds a little crazy to me . The Rockefeller family themselves have already claimed his death . Surviving 45 years out in the jungle ? I - I do n't think so . They have more money than us . More manpower . More - More expertise . More knowledge . They hired the best anthropologists from the best universities in the U.S . Maybe - Maybe it 's not that implausible , you know . Maybe - Maybe he 's still alive . And even if he is , who says he wants to be found ? I mean , there's- there 's people that- that live in really remote areas for years and years . Think about it . This guy was born into the lap of privilege . Maybe he did n't want to belong to it anymore . Maybe he wanted to pursue something a lot more simple ... a lot more pure , a lot more precious . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's still out there . Maybe it 's a mystery for a reason . Who gives a shit about Michael Rockefeller anymore ? A lot of people . He was one of the biggest stories of the last century . - It 's one of the biggest stories of the last century . - He was in Life magazine . He was in Life magazine . There was three television specials . - Three television specials . - There 's , like , 1 0 books about him . - Ten books . - I think they 're making a movie in Hollywood right now . They 're making a movie about him in Hollywood right now . I guarantee you . We go there , we find him , we film him , we interview him-We can sell it to the tabloids for at least a million bucks . A million bucks ? We divide it four ways ? What 's that ? $250,000 would be kind of cool , actually . I think our intentions are completely out of whack . I mean , what are we pursuing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ could buy that gold Trans Am I 've always been after . You know , the one with the- with the eagle on the hood . - I like it . - Now let 's take it for a test drive . Well , my instincts say no , but , uh-What does the crystal ball say , hmm ? Let 's go to Papua New Guinea . I 'm in if you 're in . First off , we 're in the South Pacific . This is Australia . This is Fiji . And the island of New Guinea has two parts : - Papua New Guinea and Irian Jaya . - Mm-hmm . So one is independent , and one is Indonesian control . So we 're gon na sail across from Suva , Fiji ... to Port Moresby , which is the port of entry . So , from there we 're gon na drive across to the border ... to get to Irian Jaya . Now that we 're going on this trip together ... we have to ask each other the five questions to truth @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to five . Five . - Three . - One . I do n't consider myself to have had parents . Do you think you 'll achieve your goals in life ? If I make some . - Yes . - Definitely . - Yeah . On an average Sunday afternoon ... do you prefer sobriety or intoxication ? - Intoxication all the way . - Sobriety . - Sobriety . - Intoxication . Have you ever had a satisfactory relationship with the opposite sex ? - Not yet . - Yeah . - Do n't even try . - No . Not even close . Do you believe in God ? - No . No . Yes . - Only if she 's a woman . - I believe that God is an excuse for weak people . - Okay . We 've got the mosquito repellant . Check . - The sunscreen . - Check . - First aid . - Check . - Uh , poncho we 're gon na need . - Check . - Where 's the second camera ? - Here . Take this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , uh - Shit . - Oh . Here . Here . Here . I got it . I got it . Got it . - Okay . We have to have this . We need to put it in a plastic bag . - Like waterproof it , right ? - Yeah . - And do n't forget to pack the G.P.S . - Okay . - God . - God . They 're not done yet ? Hey ! I am so excited ! - Mr . Colby . - Easy . Welcome , guys . - Hey . Hello . - Bijou 's working on the packing . - In the meantime , I 've prepared a few drinks . - Oh , God . - That 's the bigger one . That 'll be mine . - We 're leaving in the morning . - And we will leave drunk . - So we are getting an early . - That 's a brilliant game plan . - Uh-- More than brilliant . It 's the only way to travel . - The only way . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Guys , to alcoholic-fueled adventure . To the journey ! Mmm ! Mmm ! Mmm ! I 'm carving our initials . Come . Come . Come . - Jesus . - What 's your last name ? So , if he was taken by cannibals , I ca n't understand why he has n't been eaten yet . - It 's in the chapter before that . - What ? Where ? These guys-They 're so isol- They 've never seen other races . So they see a Caucasian or whatever , they think these people are , like , sorcerers . I mean , there 's all kinds of stories from World War II . These P.O.W.s . Yeah . OneJapanese guy they kept alive for , like , 1 5 years or something . - How we doing , Captain ? - Yeah . We 're going good . Past Vanuatu , Tles Banks , Santa Cruz Islands , Guadalcanal . Come on , guys . Check it out . - Port Moresby , Papua New Guinea . Whoo ! - Finally Who 's your papa @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ great . I told you we 'd get here safe , guys . - That 's right . - Look at this ugly mug . We 've made it . Ugly . This is the most beautiful face you 've ever seen . And Bijou can attest to it . And the most beautiful ass . - judo chop ! All right . Here . - Give me this . Give me this . - Enough filming for me . Get these ships . Get these . Mike ! Oh , there 's my beautiful baby . There she is . By the way , that is not a car . - Mandi ! - That is horrible . - Guys ! Like our ride ? - Look . - This is horrible . - It 's cool . - Sport package . All-wheel drive . If we spent more than $200 budget on-on the-the ghetto van . Mikey , what do you say ? Huh ? Cool ride . - Mikey , come check out the interior of this bitch . - I could 've stolen a better car @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this . The stadium 's packed . We got ta get in on this . Wow . Like the Port Moresby Coliseum . So , um , what 's this guy 's name ? john . He 's an American . You said he 's been flying in Papua New Guinea for five years ? Yep . - We need the G.P.S . coordinates where he saw the old man . Damn straight . I want to know where we 're going . - We 're a little late . Yeah . - They do n't have watches here . Does n't matter . - Is that him there ? I think so . Look at this guy . Hey , Mikey ? - Yeah . Hi . - Did you bring a map ? - You got the map ? - Bijou . Map . - Yeah . Go . Ah . Got it . No.Just you . What did - What did he say ? Said stay here . Mikey 's in his commando mode . I 'm zoomed in pretty good . Well . - Short and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We got it . Coordinates . Everything . We 're solid . - It was definitely him ? - Yeah , definitely him . Right here at this meeting . The river . Saw a 70-year-old white man . And we 're good . It 's legit , man . - Let 's just get back in the car . We 'll sort it out later . Give me the map . Read this . Okay . " Papua New Guinea travel advisory . 4530 . " Okay . Uh , " Criminals have been known to place children or other obstructions in the roadway ... " to cause vehicles to stop . " Once stopped , armed men rob the occupants and steal the car . The risk of serious personal injury during such incidents is very high . " Why would n't we just keep driving if that happened ? - What would you stop for ? What do you mean ? I definitely would be in agreement with Colby on this one . Yeah . Well , with that information . - In the middle of the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , he 's getting it . - How about we cross that kid when we come to it ? Poor bastard . Do you see any bodies ? No . - Oh , shit . There 's another one . - Shit . I 'm digging it . I 'm digging it . Would you call this a first world or a second world or a-I call it the life expectancy drops 30 years if you move here . That guy was holding a gun . Well , here we are in not-so-beautiful Port Moresby . But , uh- we 're making the best of it . You know , hanging out , checking out the local sites . Check it out . Hey . How about you fuck off ? - Mike , Mike , Mike , Mike ! - Come on ! Mike ! - Go ! Mikey ! - Go . Ow ! - Go , go , go . Mike . What are you , a fucking idiot ? - Shit . - Oh , my God . Fuckin ' hell . Did you know this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ outside Iraq ? - Yeah . - Oh , yeah ? Say that on the travel advisory , Bijou ? - And it's-Huh ? No , no . It 's true . It 's true . - It 's true . And it 's right on our doorstep . Let me get this straight . She wants to run into a village ... and chop off their sacred chicken 's head . They 're not sacred chicken . - So we can watch it run around . - Oh , they 're not sacred ? - Listen to him . Like he knows . - Basically , the chickens are sacred because-- Colby , we 're not in India . - They 're not sacred . That 's cows . Chop the chicken 's head off and eat it . That would be cows . - I 'll chop the cow 's head off . - Audio , video Stereo I like fellatio in stereo Akimbo Best scenario So take it slow Make it grow Put on a show Let 's do some blow Navigate it so I become psycho @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your chapeau Bravo Now take it in your hand and burrow for instant pleasure stereo - Ca n't hang with that . Ca n't hang with that . - Yeah , yeah ! Look at this guy , sleeping on the job . Slow down . Slow down . What are you - What are you doing ? - Uh , give me- give me the camera . - Guy in the road . - What are you doing ? Why are we slowing down ? Got ta be trouble . - There 's a kid in the middle of the road . - Pass me the travel advisory . You know what the travel advisory says . - If there 's a kid in the road , go past or turn around . But we got a mom . - What are they doing ? Does n't matter . They 're fine . Go past them . Just go up that embankment . just go around them . She 's not acknowledging us . This is n't a conversation we 're having . - Mandi , we can not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm not-- I do n't give a shit what you do . - You can run them over . But fucking do not stay here . She 's looking pretty - Oh ! What the fuck ? They 've got guns . Mandi , turn around ! - Go ! Go ! Go ! Turn around ! - Shit ! They 've fucking got guns Oh , fuck ! Shit ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Mandi ! I think we 're hit . - Come on ! Do not stop ! Mandi ! Mandi ! Just go ! That was crazy . - Oh ! - That was crazy . - Whoo ! Everybody fine ? We okay ? - We just got shot at . - That 's right . That is right . - Wait . The van 's fine ? Did it take a hit ? Yeah . Sounded like we took a hit there . We 're good ? I think we should check the tires . - Is it leaking gas ? Mandi ? - No . No . - We 're fine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ these two . Shit ! - No , no . The tires sound good . I 'm worried about gas , overheating . Any of that . - No . - ' Cause we can not be on foot yet . - I 'm not stopping right now . - We 're just gon na keep driving , okay ? - Okay . We 're good ? No . We-- Keep going . Mandi , thank you . - Yeah . Thank you . Whoa ! - Thank you . - Keep moving.Just keep moving . The conversation 's not over about stopping . That is the last time we stop for anything . - Anything ! - What , uh - You guys , whose bright idea ? Stop ? Yeah , so you 'd have driven through , get shot at anyway ? - No , no . - No . You drive through and do n't get shot at . They shoot the people that stop . They shoot-- Can you not yell ? Can you shut up ? - No , I wo n't shut up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ idea came from you two . - Shut the fuck up . All right ? - I 'm not gon na shut the fuck up . - Shut up . - Hey , hey . This is n't fixing anything . - Quiet ! - Throw your fucking ass out of this van . We just need to chill out , okay ? This is where Michael Rockefeller was sighted in , I think , 1 988 . There 's been countless , you know , sightings . And this is just one of the villages where there 's , like , four or five rumors . It 's almost been confirmed that he was there . And so this is- this is our best bet . Here we go . If the kids like you , the parents have to like you . Rockefeller ? - Okay . - Let me check . - What did he say ? He said he 's gon na go get the head guy . Like the chief or something . - You speak pidgin ? - Yeah . I told you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ enough . - Cool . - The chief ? Yeah . Hi . - - - Thank you . - Rockefeller ? Rockefeller . - You wait a minute . Wait , huh ? Okay . - What 'd he say ? - He knows Rockefeller ? He said he 's gon na go get something . - What 'd he say ? He said he 's gon na get something . Okay . - Oh . Here . - He 's coming back . He 's coming back . Oh , shit . It 's got M.C.R . on it . You like it ? It 's got M.C.R . on it . - Guys . Um-- Will he sell it to us ? Will he sell it to us ? - Does he smoke ? Ask him if he smokes . - Tobacco ? I - I 've got tobacco . It 's expensive . Give me this back . - Tobacco . - Hmm . - Tobacco . - Thank you . Me like you . - - Thank you . - Okay . - - Thank @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Let 's get out of_here . Let 's check it out . Michael Clark Rockefeller . That is his lighter . All right . We got ta get out of here . - Let 's go . Let 's go . Michael Clark Rockefeller . Lighter 's ... at least 40 years old . Maybe - Maybe older . All right . How about this for a theory ? They see us Western kids drive up in a van ... worth more than their year 's salary ... and , uh , they want some tobacco . They know exactly what to give us . Come on . I-Bullshit . - I got a girlfriend . Her name 's Melissa . - I don't-Can I tell you about my girlfriend ? Her name 's Melissa Christy Robinson . What 's your point ? I 'm saying it 's , you know - Does n't necessarily have to be Michael Rockefeller . It could be anyone . I say we should n't be culturally ignorant ... and underestimate the intelligence of the natives . Yeah , but they did n't even @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Listen to the scholar back there . Underestimate people 's intelligence . I say we go back and eat their ass . Eat ' em . Eat ' em . Huh , honey ? I - I 've got good loin , if you want to eat my loin . I have a good leg of loin . Loin . - Loin . Loin . - All right . - I could eat that . You 've gotJohn D . RockefellerJr ... . the richest , most powerful man ofhis time . Here he is , the richest man in the world . You take the previous 1 0 people , add their money together ... and he 's still richer than all that money . And that 's where Michael Rockefeller 's money came from . It came from that original fortune . Here we are , doing some night driving . Keep going , ladies . Whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . What 's going on ? - What ? - What is it ? It 's the Indonesian border . - Are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . He 's got a fuckin'assault rifle . - Shit . - Where the fuck did you get that ? Man , you need to stay chill . I got it at Port Moresby . You think I 'm gon na fucking go walking through the jungle without a pistol ? Mikey , baby , look at me . Okay ? Look at me . It 's okay . It 's fine . All right ? You do n't need to do this . It 's okay . It 's okay . Really . Remember . No excuses . - No excuses . Okay ? Yeah . This is to protect us . Yeah , yeah , yeah . But you 're not gon na go down like this . - We 're not gon na let this fucking idiot take you down . Shit ! He 's coming . - Turn those offi . - Hide that camera ! - Shit . Look at this fucking clown . Whatever . - What is he saying ? - He 's talking too fast ! I ca n't understand him . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Let us through . He ca n't do a fucking thing . - - Yeah . I 'm an American . - Do n't fucking touch me ! Do n't fucking touch me ! What are you gon na do ? What are you gon na do , huh ? You gon na shoot me ? Mike , get the fuck in the car ! Let 's go ! - Mikey ! - Fuck this ! Ca n't do that to me ! Shut the door . Drive ! Oh , shit . Now we 're gon na have to walk across the border , you insane motherfucker . Hey . Guys ! Guys , leave it there . Leave it there . It 's good . There are old mines up here . I spoke with the owner . We can leave the van for a couple of weeks . It 's cool . And you know where we 're goin ' ? Right up here . The Irian Jaya highlands . Yeah . Let 's get high . - Welcome to the jungle . - Let 's go @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Welcome to the highlands . - Whoa . You all right ? Yeah . It 's really mushy . - It 's kind of marshy . It 's like quicksand . It 's really marshy . I think we have to go to , like , higher ground . - So , what do you think about this ? - Uh-Looks pretty good . Why do n't we go back and go down the river , down the creek a little more ? - Careful . - Can you help me up there ? Yeah . - Hey . Who 's got the rope ? Ah . I got some ... here . Give me that pack . - Colby , turn the camera off . You 're wasting the battery . Chill . We 've got the charger . Well , it 's a little hard to charge a solar-powered battery in the dark . It 's a little hard putting a tent up in the dark . And tomorrow we 're not walking till it 's dark . We need to get to the creek . G.P.S @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ want to take a bath and shave in the morning ? All right . What do you guys want for dinner ? - New York strip , rare . Oysters Rockefeller . No pun intended . Sushi . Colby , look at-Look at this . What is that ? Huh . - Hi . - Hi . - Hi . Uh , I 'm Rich . This is my wife . - Carmen . Hello . What are you guys doing here ? Well , our group , about a mile that way , is- Well , we 're here to spread the word . Mm-hmm . You 're missionaries . - Yes . Yeah . Exactly . So our group is gon na go across the valley highlands ... and reach some tribes that have never really had any contact with white faces . Well , except for an Australian- crazy Australian who trades with them . Who 's not doing us a service , by any means . Well , you know , maybe we can learn something from each other . If you 'd like , we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thought about maybe , I do n't know , going to a church ? - I do n't know . - Are you hitting on me ? Not - Not today . No . You better watch your wife , buddy . That 's - Oh , I - I do . - We should hang out . - Absolutely . You want to come with us over there ? - I was thinking you could stay in our tent . - Hmm ? - Your tent . - You 're a good-looking guy . Uh , call us when you 've got it set up . - Yeah . - That 'd be great . - Okay ? - Okay . Okay , guys . Thank you . - Thanks . - All right . Well , I guess we 're gon na take off ... - but , please-- Good luck . If you need anything-- Anytime you want to hang out . - We 're about a mile away . Do n't call us . We 'll call you . - Good seeing you . - That @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah . - Thank you . We 'll be looking forward to seeing that . God bless . - Cheers . - Bye . - Whoo ! - Hey ! Make a little toast . Looks like Mikey already drank a little bit . Pound it . Give it back to me then . - Me . - Ah , that 's good . So , the first night . Uh , we had quite the trials and tribulations getting here . Had shots fired . Fire in the hole . - Shots fired . - Uh , we logged about 1 5 miles today . Feeling good . Get up bright and early tomorrow . And we 're on the move again . - Not too early . - Hey . Pass that here , Mikey . Let 's take it easy tomorrow . Seriously , let 's take it easy tomorrow . - I 'm not up for a full day . - Hey , we 're just getting into a groove here . Yeah , I know . I know . But-We 're not taking into account @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ crucial . Guys , we 're not having a big night . We 're gon na have a few drinks . Then we 're gon na go to bed , and we 're gon na get up and move and do it all over again . Speak for yourself , buddy . All right . I 'm here repping the Cannibal Crusaders . Here to take- make- take a toast- or make a toast- does n't really matter- to another fun evening . All right , guys . Last night was fun . But , uh , we 're going to bed . Do n't stay up too late , okay ? 6 . : 00 a.m . - Yeah . We 'll catch you . Bright and bushy-tailed . - We 'll catch you at 6:00 , bro . - Hey . The G.P.S . says we 've got 1 2 miles to Rockefeller 's river . The Takreet . We should be there by nightfall . I 'm pretty sure I should n't be doing this , but-I 'm pretty certain my liver can handle it after all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the years . Oh , fuck ! Oh . - Oh . - Ouch . Goddamn it . - Let 's see it . Let 's see it . - Ouch ! Yeah . We finally made it to the Takreet River . - And we survived the highlands . - We did . But will we survive them ? We got it . Yeah ! God , no . The Fuck You Gorilla Squad has got us here . - And we will hide from the cannibals . - Will it cure my ails ? - Unbelievable . Hide from the cannibals . - Ooh ! - Geez ! Oh , God . - Cannibals ! All right . So here 's the deal . We 're going on six hours of drinking straight up . And I got this creepy little hand going under my shirt . - Oh , yeah ! Gi - Gi - Give me that again . Okay , guys . The last two nights were great , but , uh-- Hey , Daddy-O . - We 're getting up at 6:00 tomorrow . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ okay ? - A.m . or p.m . ? - Rock and roll , Colby . - See , the plan is to drink-- A.m . or p.m . ? A.m . , Bijou . You heard it . to drink and stay up until they get up . This is bullshit ! I 'm waking them up . I do n't care . Mikey ! Bijou ! Get the fuck out of that tent . We were supposed to leave three hours ago . Get up . Sunrise was the plan . Am I wrong ? Sunrise . Three hours ago . You guys on fucking vacation ? We 're not on vacation . We have a plan , and we need to stick to it . - Go get some more sleep . - Ca n't do this every morning . I do n't know what you guys are here for . It was my idea . All right . just let me have a smoke . What did you just say to me ? Searching for Michael Rockefeller . It was my idea . - Am I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wrong . - Hmm ? - Yeah . We 're gon na fuckin ' take this up later . What do you reckon ? Do you think it 's in good shape ? Ah , this one 's kind of old and brown , but ... that 's like the fourth one we 've seen , and you know the natives are using this for transport . - I can make this shit in , like , 30 minutes . - Straight up ? Bamboo ? - Yeah . - There 's heaps up there . - What ? - Let 's go . Fuck off . I 'm looking at the bamboo raft ... we should be making now and floating down the river instead of walking . Mikey , we are not building a raft . Do you guys know anything about the Takreet River ? - Let 's hear it , buddy . - Oh , you - I see you did your research . That 's good . You know about the crocodiles and the whirlpools ... and the waterfalls that are around every corner . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when they 're gon na come . That 's the best part . We are not building a raft . End of story . Let 's fucking go . You could start with the bamboo stick that 's up his ass . just be cool . Okay . Hey , guys . Um , let 's just be adults about this , you know ? We all have to get along , or we 're just- we 're not gon na make it . All right ? Is that cool ? Really . All right ? Okay . Let 's move . Fuck him . I 'm beating his ass . All right , babe ? Yeah . Got it . Okay . Here . Cool . Cool . Oh . Shit . Well , it 's become apparent that they have the personality of root vegetables . - Um- They 're squares . just-Just take a look over here . - Come on ! - Let 's go ! - Look at these guys . - See , kids ? This is what happens when you say no to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of getting his ass beat . - I love beating rich boy ass . - What are you doing ? Your girlfriend over there wants to roll a cigarette every five seconds . She 's eating our food . We 're late . We 're five days behind schedule because of them . - They wake up late . She 's not my girlfriend . - It 's Mikey instigating it anyway . Fix it with Mikey . Why did you bring her ? It 's like I feel I constantly have to justify myself to you ... It 's like I feel I constantly have to justify myself to you ... because you 're always ragging on me about smoking or drinking or ... just being loose . And it 's , like , it does n't matter . It 's , like , we are the way we are . Why should we justify it ? Why should I justify it ? You do n't think of alcohol as a- a crutch ? Um , perhaps . But why is that a bad thing ? I mean , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ use love as a crutch . Shopping . Fishing . Golfing . - But it 's a crutch . - And what 's wrong with that ? Why is that a bad thing ? We all need something to get through fuckin ' life . To stop , you know-Okay . To get our asses out of bed in the morning . Well , yours actually does n't get out ofbed in the morning . So sue me . Not everyone needs the bottle to be happy . I drink to make you guys interesting . Wow . And I 'm gon na smoke to that . - Mikey loves it . - Yeah . Loves this girl over here talkin'shit . He 'll back me up . I 'm tired of your happy day bullshit routine all the time . I know you 're bitching about me . You 're bitching about me constantly . - I can hear you in the tent . What are you talking about ? - Bijou ! It 's not our business . Fuckin'stay out of it . Stay out of it . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fucking drinking then . - Shut the fuck up . - Oh , fuck off . I 'm tired of your bullshit . - No . We drag your ass all over this- this tropical village here . Hey . You would n't be here if it was n't for him . Hey . - For him ? What did he do ? - He 's the one who-- I did everything . - Oh , we 're gon na sit on that " it was his idea " thing . All you 've done is insult us and put us down the whole time . - No . We 're here ' cause of me . - Acting like sergeant major , thinking you 're all tough . - Bring it . Bring the confrontation . - Let 's go . We 're moving on . - We 're moving on ? - Get out of my face . - Get out of my face . - You think this is a joke ? Fuck you , man . - Mandi . Mandi , let 's go . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Let 's go . - You shut the fuck up . - Cut out ! - Oh , fuck off . Hello ? Hello ? Since when did you turn 60 ? Here . Drink some of this . Guys . Drink . Merry . Enjoy . Happiness . Gaiety . Spontaneity . Fun . Do something ! Make yourselves useful . Come on . Come on . Come on . Do n't fuckin ' - Don't- Do n't - Do n't - Don't-You are one fucking disgusting human being . Do you know that ? In fact , not even really a human being . And you are a lying , manipulative , boring slut . I wish I had never fucking invited you on this trip . I 'm from the Fuck You Gorilla Squad ! Coming straight at you . - Bitch ! - Jesus fucking Christ , Mikey . Who 's got balls now , huh ? How do you guys have the energy for this ? - Oh , forgot . You were eating our food . Fucking disgusting . - Like that ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ couple poisonous plants over there you could eat . Yeah . Eat those . Eat the poisonous one's . - They 're fucking not as poison as your mouth . - Here is what you can eat . - Is my shit . - Funny . Know what she is ? She 's your little sperm rag . Are n't ya ? - Bijou , what 'd I tell you about that shit ? - Get over yourself , darling . - Yeah . - What ? What are you showing me ? Your crooked teeth ? - You 've got something in your teeth . - Yeah . - Why do n't you say what 's on your mind ? Why are you full of shit ? She does n't have a mind . - Ha , ha , ha , ha . - So , the Fuck You Gorilla Squad will retire into the woods . Colby ! Wow ! Oh , my God ! It 's so good ! Oh , God . - Do you like my jungle song , Mandi ? Do you like it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sound like . That 's what you fucking sound like . At least we have n't been hit with the ugly stick . That 's for sure . - The ugly stick . - Right here , baby . This is beautiful . This is beautiful . - I am Colby . I am so beautiful . - Bend over . Bend over . - Bijou , get off me ! - Bend over . Bend over . - Get off me ! Fucking stupid-- I 'm Colby . - I 'm Colby . - Jesus Christ ! - Yeah . Let 's go on vacation and get hammered . Yeah . Huh ? Oh , shit . What 's my name again ? I forgot my name . - Bijou . Bijou . - I 'm so-- I need a beer . - Bijou . That 's right . My name 's Bijou . - I need a beer . - I 'm so fucking cool . - Oh , oh ! - This is great , man . Hey , let 's go get drunk with the villagers @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ eat their chickens . - Yeah , we can eat their chickens ! - Yeah ! And we 'll roll cigarettes and smoke with the locals . Yeah . Exactly . Yeah ! And then - Oh ! And then we can slaughter their cow . - Yeah . Good idea . - And eat that . - Huh ? - Colby , you dropped your wiener . What ? Colby . - You all right ? - This is fucked-up . These are my kind of people . Mikey , what are you doing ? Do n't get too close , man . This is absolutely gorgeous . I 've never seen anything ... so beautiful . It 's like in death there 's this togetherness . - Like in death they re-create life . Mikey . - Do n't fuck with it . Let me just touch this . - No ! Mikey . Stop.Just . Mikey-We could make a lot of money off these , honey . What do you think ? Hey . I 'm Colby . I think I run this outfit . How are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ New Guinea ? You 're an Aussie . - Yeah , mate . - So am I . - Yeah ? What are you doing up here ? - Oh , you know , just , uh , hanging out . - Yeah ? Yep . - How about you , mate ? Where are you from ? - U.S . - Fucking Americans . You 're not the one's who 've been up here fucking around with these grave sites , are youse ? - Maybe . No , mate . No . We 're not into that kind ofbullshit . Look , mate . I 've known these people for years . I 've lived here for bloody- a long time . If they fuckin ' catch you up there fucking around , they 'll kill ya . - They 're not gon na kill shit . - Well , mate , I 'm telling you . If they fucking catch you , they 'll kill you . They do n't fuckin ' muck around here . If that 's been you up there fucking around , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cause if they catch you , I 'm telling you , you 're dead meat . All right , mate . Yeah . - They 'll fucking have you . - Sweet . Listen . Take care . - Yeah . I 'll take care . - Give me the skull ! - Happy campers , the natives are getting restless . - Give me the fucking skull ! Give me the skull ! - That 's my skull . - Bijou , you guys are clinically - Stop this ! - Give me the fucking skull . - That 's my skull , baby . - Mikey , come here ! - That 's my skull . - Watch the booze . Watch the booze . - I thought we were friends . - Sacred burial ground . That 's real good . Let 's take a fucking skull . - Look at you guys . - Take a fucking skull . - Give me the skull ! - Give it to me ! It 's a score . - First thing tomorrow we 're putting it back ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . It is too late . - Motherf - Give me the skull ! - This is worth money ! - Give it to me . - It 's worth money ! - Bijou ! - Watch the booze . Watch the booze . Colby ! Colby ! Come on . Come on . - Whoo ! - Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! And welcome to the Mikey and , uh , Bijou mutiny . Lame factor eliminated . - Hey ! - Yeah , man ! - Au revoir . See you later . - Whoo-hoo ! - Come back ! We 'll meet you . We 'll meet you up , buddy . - You 're so cute when you 're angry . - We 'll meet you up . You 're lucky I did n't beat your ass on the way out . - We 'll send you a Christmas card . - Stay there , bro . We love you . We 'll catch you . How easy does it feel without them now ? Like-There 's this huge weight off my shoulders . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't have-- Whoa . - Yeah ? I do n't think you should have shared this whole thing with Colby . I think we should have just gone and done it ourselves . You know , I do n't think they wanted to catch us , to tell you the truth . I honestly- I think we did them a favor ... because there would have been some ass beating ... with another day of- of- of conflict . - Well , we actually solved a problem , plain and simple . Yeah . - Like , we made everyone happy . - I think so . And , I mean , personally , they can rot in hell ... - and we can make millions of dollars . - Maybe . Off Michael Rockefeller . And , um , a few pilfered skulls . - With a good sale on eBay . - Yeah , that was pretty lame . Yeah . That was tight . And worst-case scenario , I mean , we got to kick it ... in Irian Jaya . A guy fired an AK-47 in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time . I do n't think I could , uh- I could ask for a better vacation . You know , you should put those glasses back on . They make you look semi-halfway decent cute . Keep talkin ' smack . Keep talkin ' smack . - ' Cause I 'd do the same for you . - You take your glasses . I do n't need ' em . - You 're too tough for accessories . - Too tough . You know . There it is , baby . Shake it . You 're a rock star . Put Colby 's camera to use here . Turn around a little . A little bit . - Turn around . - Check it out . Check it out ! - Check what out ? - Look ! - Look at what ? - Shh . Shh . Shh . There 's nothing over here . You 're always seeing shit anyway . - It 's all the drugs you did last night . - Mikey , just look . I think there 's something up there . just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Bijou . If you want to fuck around , take the camera . - Give me the camera . Shut up . - Take the camera . Have fun . I 'm gon na get us ready because we have stuff to do . Mikey , I think there 's something up there . - Mikey . - Bijou , we do n't have time . - I need you here . Can you come here , please ? - No , I 'm not coming over there . - Babe . Mikey . - You 're on drugs . You are on drugs . Get the fuck on the raft . - I think we 're being followed . Can you just come here ? Get the fuck on the raft . - Mikey ! - Do n't throw shit at me ! Get on the fucking raft ! Get over here . Get over here . How do I know you 're not gon na leave me out here ? ' Cause I would have left you with Colby and Mandi if I wanted to . Maybe that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ phase two . - Oh , really ? - Maybe there 's " use me to help you get down the river " ... and , um-I mean , you got your raft . You 've got your gun . I thought it was pretty lame how you , uh , took that skull the other day . I thought it was pretty lame how you , uh , took that skull the other day . I did n't want to say it in front of the other kids , but-I do n't know who you were trying to impress , but-I can deal with your mouth , and I can deal with your aggression ... but I just ca n't deal with your ignorance . Whoa , whoa , whoa . - See that ? - Are you seeing that ? See that ? Holy shit . - What is that ? - Mikey . - Get over here . I fucking told you . This is what I was telling you by that riverbank . You 're such a macho aggressive fuck sometimes . What 's the fucking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and arrow ? I got a pistol . just stay-stay close to the edge . I am . I am . jesus , Mikey . I ca n't deal with being followed , being watched . Are they aggressive ? I do n't know , man . Stay down . I do n't know . You need to be cool . Fucking do n't come to me with that shit right now . Is there , like , a peace offering we can give them ? - What are you talking about ? - I do n't know . Are some of them friendly ? Are some of them nasty ? They ca n't all be fucking wack . We just left Colby and Mandi because they were being like this.Just stay chill . Look at them . They 're not even-There 's more . - They 're just the people that live here . It 's not a big deal . They 're armed , Mikey . They 're armed . Yeah . ' Cause they 're probably hunting for food . If anybody 's gon na get killed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ If they did n't like us , they would have fired by now , right ? - Mikey , right ? - Yeah . Do n't be an idiot . just put the gun away . Bijou , if you say another fucking word , I swear to God ... I 'll throw you off the raft so they can eat your ass . Fucking do something ! Fire an arrow . I - I 'm gon na kill you . Look at these guys . I swear to God , if they keep following us , I 'm gon na fuckin'shoot ' em . Mikey , they 're just being protective , okay ? just put the gun down . We 're in their- We 're in their waters , okay ? Well , sometimes you can just , you know , get a little bit over the edge sometimes . And I - I do n't even know how to pull you back . If you say one more thing about the gun , Bijou , it 's over . Do you understand ? It 's over . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ should put it back . All right . That 's a- That 's an intelligent idea . - Why do n't we just go up the river-- I think it 's a smart idea . - Yeah . I'm-- I think we should restore what is theirs . I do n't think we should-So let 's dump these coconuts , yeah ? - Yeah . - Hey . Are there coconuts in pina coladas ? - - Is that coconut , or is that daiquiri ? I 'm down for it , but I think we need to get some meat first . - I 'm frickin'tired of eating ' - - Yeah . I got fish . I spearfish . - Make a coconut-- Bijou , stop . Stop , Bijou . - What ? - Move towards me now . Move towards me now . - Go . Go . The camera . - Go . Get behind me now . Move . - Okay . Go , Bijou . Up towards the- Go . To the river . Mikey , do n't look in his eyes . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ look at him , and keep moving . Now . Hold my hand . Hold my hand . - Move to the raft . Move ! - Move to the raft . Move to the raft . Go , Bijou . Go . Mikey ! They 're shooting at us ! Go ! Go , Bijou , or we 're gon na die ! - Go . Move . Move . Move . Do it ! Move ! Go , go - Go ! Go , Bijou ! - I 'm going ! I 'm going ! I 'm going as fast as I can ! - Go ! - Shoot ! Mikey ! Mikey ! Mikey ? Mikey . Mikey - Oh , shit . Mikey . Mikey . Mikey ! They fuckin ' shot me . Mikey . Mikey . You-You 're gon na be fine . You 're gon na be fine . just get up . Can you talk to me , Mikey ? Say something ! What ? Oh , fuck ! No ! No ! No ! Mikey ! - Mikey ! Where 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did n't find this one . Great . They took the money . They took the lighter . They took the map ! What ? - That fucking gorilla ate my food ! - What ? - I ca n't believe this shit . - What ? - I 'm fucking gon na kill him ! - Mike ! I 'm gon na kill you , Mike ! Mike , I 'm comin ' after you . - Jesus fucking Christ ! - No . No , no . - Grab the camera . I 'm makin ' a raft . - Got ta get my pants ! Grab the camera ! I 'm makin ' a raft . Get the camera . jesus fucking-Jesus fucking Christ ! Keep checking out the banks . They definitely came through this way . They ca n't be too far ahead . Hold on , sweetie . - Hold on ! - I 'm holding on . Keep looking out . Tell me if you see anything . They ca n't be far . Is it their camp ? Now , we got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah , we 're on the right track . If they think they 're gon na get all the money , they 're wrong ! Comin ' after you , Mike . Come on . Let 's go . It 's a pretty nice raft you 've made here . Oh , yeah . Boy Scouts . It 's impressive . They ca n't be that far , actually . just want to get my food back , maybe take the gun . Food would be good . No , let them shoot each other . That would be nice . - We 'll leave two bullets then . - Exactly . Hey , it 's Bijou 's pack . Ah , this does n't look good . It 's Mikey 's gun . Take this . I see something . Colby ! There 's more stuff up here . It 's Mikey 's pack . Goddamn it . - No . Fucking go . - What ? - Come on , river . Goddamn it . - They can hear you . Go faster ! - Are they gone @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I told you they 're on both sides . - I know . We 're on their territory . - Great . It 's fine . If they were aggressive , they would have fired already , okay ? just coast through . Do not look at them . Thanks . That 's comforting . They 're not looking too friendly to me . Shit . Colby . - Colby . - Fuck . Shh , shh , shh . Do n't . Do n't . Don't . - Shit . - Lookit . They 're not aggressive . We 're fine . What are you talking about ? They have n't fired . We 're fine . Not yet . Oh , fuck ! It 's got blood all over it . Oh , shit Oh , Bijou . What the fuck ? There 's blood all over the rock . Oh , fuck . It 's more blood . Oh , shit . Colby ! Take this . - - What ? What ? - Do n't look ! - Mandi , what ? What is it ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Stay . Stay here . - Mandi ! Bring the camera . Mandi , bring it here ! Mandi ! They 've written something . I do n't know if it 's a sign or what . - Oh , shit . What the fuck is it ? What does it mean ? What is that writing ? What ? What did they do to you ? - What ? - I ca n't take this anymore Listen . Quiet . Help me ! What are they doing to him ? - What are they doing to him ? - Shh - We have to stay here . Okay . Lookit . Lookit . - Mandi ? Okay . Shh . Quiet . All right . I 'm gon na go get the camera . Go get the camera . Shh . - Oh , shit . Help me ! Help me ! - No ! No ! Shh . - Shh . Shh . Shh . Shh . Shh . - They 're still there . They 're still there . Okay ? - Okay . They 're really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have to wait , okay ? We have to wait here . Sweetie . We got ta go , okay ? We 've been up all night , seen nobody for four hours . All right ? We 're gon na go up into the woods , and we 're gon na head north to the ocean . We 'll be safe there , okay ? Shit . Oh . - What ? - What is it ? Mandi , what is it ? What the - Mandi , let 's go ! You all right ? You 've got your camera back . It 's Mikey 's knapsack . We 've got bullets . This ai n't Mikey 's . It 's a woman 's shoe . Did n't the missionaries have these jugs ? Yeah . Oh . It 's the Bible . This is the missionaries ' stuff . - Mandi , this is blood . - Oh , God . Oh ! - Colby ! - What ? What ? - What ? - Take it . Take this . - What ? - Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , fuck ! Oh , shit ! Oh ! Fuck . Mandi ! Mandi ! Oh . Oh , my God . Oh , my God . - Oh , God ! Mandi ! Mandi , come here ! Mandi , let 's go ! - Mandi Shh . It 's gon na be fine . We ca n't stay here . - We have to keep moving . Help me ! Did you hear that ? Please ! - It 's Mikey . - Mikey . - Mandi , come on . Let 's go . Mandi . Come on . - Come on . Help me ! Oh , fuck ! - I do n't wan na do this . - Come on . We got ta do this . - Oh , shit . Mandi , come on . We got ta help him . We got ta help him , Mandi . I ca n't do this . Mikey . Mikey . - Oh , fuck ! Oh ! - Oh , fuck Oh , shit ! Oh , Mikey . Mikey , what happened @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I have to do this . He 's never gon na make it out of here alive . There 's no other way . - Okay . - All right ? - Okay , but-- You wait here . Okay , but what if they hear it ? Well , he said they 've been gone two hours . He told me that I have to- I have to do this for him . - All right ? - Okay . just wait here . - Okay ? - Yeah . All right . It 's over . Look . Look . Shh . Shh . Look at me . Look at me . All right ? We 're gon na go to the coast , and we will be fine . I promise you , we will survive . All right ? Let 's go . Come on . What ? No . - Come on , sweetie . Keep going . Keep going . - Huh ? I 'm going.Jesus . - Okay . - Is that it ? Look . Oh ! The ocean . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . - Yeah . It 's a village . We 've walked right into a village . - Shh . - Do n't move . Do n't ... move . Go . They look friendly . They look friendly . They look friendly . Here , take the camera . Take the camera . I 've got it . I 've got it . They seem friendly . They 're not aggressive or anything . - What do you think ? - Yeah , I know . They would have done something by now if they were going to . We 're gon na get out of_here ... and we can never tell another soul about this . I ca n't do that . They existed . They 've got family . They 've got-They 've got friends . They 've got people that- that ... know them . I ca n't believe I shot him . You know ? How could I have shot Mikey ? Michael Rockefeller obviously came here in the ' 60s ... and look what happened to him . You know ? The guy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What were we thinking ? We 're so stupid . Well , the same thing happened to Mikey and Bijou . Yeah , well , thank God we 're alive ... and that , you know , tomorrow we 're gon na go to the coastline and ... finally get the hell out of here ... and just get on with our lives . - At least we survived , right ? - Yeah . Yeah , at least we survived . Oh , man . Can I - Can I have a little bit ? Give me some . Thanks . It 's so good . What is that ? I have no idea what that was . What did they - Where 'd they go ? I do n't know . It does n't feel good . just relax , okay ? Just relax . - Who is this guy ? - What 's he doing ? - I do n't know . - Oh , no . - Oh . - Okay . I 'm gon na go . - Enough - It's-Look at me . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Come on . Come on . - What does he want ? Uh , hi , guys . They 've got necklaces . Do you think it 's a gift ? - I hope so . Huh ? Um , are those for us ? I think they 're gifts , like , to enter the tribe . Hey , we got ta film this . We got ta film this . Get the camera . All right . Hold on . I 'm getting it . - How ' bout a new battery ? - Yeah , they 're in my bag . In the back pocket . - Next to the lighter . You see it ? - No , I ca n't see . Where ? Hey , I found it . Can you show me how to change it , Colby ? Colby ? Colby , what 's wrong ? Are you all right ?

@@5220541 ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) Berna . Berna ! Randolph ? Listen to me . You have to pack up whatever you can . And leave here right now . What are you going on about ? What ... are you hurt ? Who 's been -- Oh my god . Something went wrong . It did n't work like it was supposed to . Something in the calculations ... I do n't know . Please ! I do n't have time to explain ! You have to go ! Stay in here . Do n't open this door no matter what happens . And stay quiet . ( Bookshelfmoving ) I know what you are looking for , But they 're not here . They 're safe until I can figure this out . ( @gun_cocking ) please ... you do n't have to do this . I just need a little more time . But I promise , I 'll make those better . ( Gunshot ) Randolph ... oh my god . I 'll get help ! No . There 's not enough time . I need ... What ? Behind you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Get out of the country . As soon as you can . Go to your family . Stay there . Do it . ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Explosions , @glass_breaking ) ( YellinginGerman ) ( Machinegunfire ) ( Music ) ( Gunshots ) ( Bulletsricocheting ) ( Gunshots ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( @glass_breaking ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( @radio_static ) ( Channelschanging ) President Barack Obama . ( Music ) ( Inaudible ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Grunting ) ( Grunting ) ( Vomiting ) The treatment is n't working , Susan . I had hoped ... we would get better results with this , but ... we 'll need to do more tests , And where we go from here ... . your white count is still incredibly -- How long ? Well ... that really depends on -- How long ? ( Sigh ) At this rate , ... months . 6 to 10 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hey ... Hey . Thanks . Any messages ? No . It 's been quiet . Okay . Did you check the online bins ? Yeah . Everything that needs to be mailed is here . Good . I 'm gon na close a little early , so , you can go . What did the doctor say ? Nina , you can go . ( Music ) ( Pillsclankingaround ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) Looking for anything in particular ? I du n no . Does this stuff work ? It depends on what you need it for . And if you believe in it . What about miracle cures ? You got any of those ? Well ... Umm ... These - - These wo n't perform any miracles , But , They 'll give you some comfort if that 's what you 're looking for . Well , I have pills for that . C'm on , where are the magic rocks , Or whatever it is you 're supposed to have here ? Sorry . I sold my last bag of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mistake . I 'm sorry . Look , if you tell me why you 're here , I could probably help you a little better . Okay . I have less than a year to live . I 'm sorry . I -- Yeah . Should n't - - Me too . Just ... gim me everything you 've got there . ( Registerclicking ) I like your locket . Where 'd you get that ? Hmm ? This . Oh . It 's - - It 's from the breath capture line . What 's breath capture ? You open it up , You take a deep breath , You exhale into the pendant . You seal it up , And then you give it to someone . Why ? So you can stay close to them , I guess . My boyfriend gave me this one . It 's becoming quite trendy . We 'll even engrave it for you if you want . Are you interested ? No ... no one to give it to anyway . That 'll be 67 . Dollars ? ( Music ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to me ? Hi Morgan . Were n't you wearing the same thing yesterday ? And the day before ? And every day before that ? Hey . You actually gon na buy something this time ? No ? I did n't think so . So get the fuck out ! Bye . Thanks . ( Beadsrattling ) Oh ... It was getting kinda dreary in there . Thought I 'd spruce it up a little . Thanks . ( Music ) Hey . It 's all locked up . Drink ? ( Giggling ) It 's not lighting . Smoke ? Seriously , Nina . We need to talk about a couple of things . No . Why not ? I 'm not ready yet . You should n't be either . I really just want you to be prepared . Something could still happen . Nothing short of a miracle . I appreciate your optimism though . Do n't give up , Sue . I mean ... you never know what 's gon na happen . Something you have n't thought of yet Could fall right into your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ) Hello . Can I help you ? Yes . I hope you can . I saw an item on one of your online auctions . And I was just wondering if you were selling it in the store . Which item ? It 's for a small wooden box . About 10 - 12 inches . Yeah . I know the one . I do n't think there 's a key for it though . That 's okay . I was also wondering if you acquire items at live auctions . There is this book I 've been trying to get my hands on ... For a while . Right there . I ca n't make it myself . I 'm gon na be out of town , but ... I wanted to know if I could hire you to go in my place and bid for me . I do go to auctions , But I do n't usually go this far . Okay . Here 's the thing : It 's very important to me ... this item . I can go as high as $20,000 . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ less , that 's great . Y'know , you can just ... keep the rest for yourself . Commission . Okay . I need to check to see if there are any bids on the box . And if not , I 'm happy to sell it to you . Okay . I can not guarantee you anything with the book , though . Auctions can be tricky . ( Typingnoises ) ( Music ) Something wrong ? No . Something 's wrong ... damnit ! No , you know what ? I just remembered ... the item is n't actually here in the store . Umm ... I had to take some things over to the photographers ' Before I could actually list them . My , uhh - - camera just kinda crapped out on me . So , I just need to make arrangements to go and pick em up . That 's all . Okay . Okay . Who do I make it out to ? Lou ? Oh - - I 'm sorry . Who do I make the check out to ? I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the name . Second Chances ... There ya go . Mr . Collins -- No . The bidding 's gon na be fierce on that , But that should be enough . You 'll put the box aside for me ? I 'll just pick everything up when I come back ? Okay . I would deposit that as soon as possible . I know it 's gon na take a few days to clear . Okay . Here we go . Thanks very much . Appreciate it . ( Doorchimes ) ( Typing ) ( Music ) ( Music ) Mr . Kaminsky 's death came as he was shot dead in his home , The victim of an apparent intruder . He came to prominence as one of the community 's leading doctors , Heralding a field of study -- Heralding a field of study ... dealing with ways to heal ... incurable diseases and prolong life . ( Music ) ( Traffic ) ( @people_chattering ) Interesting item . Yeah , it is . Thinking of bidding ? No . I 'm not much of a collector @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ canceled my online bid . It was for a small box . You are the owner of Second Chances , right ? Yeah . I know the one . You 're Poe , right ? Alex Poe . Susan Jordan . And , it 's not against the rules . Yes , I know . I just thought it was curious that You would turn down such a generous offer . Now we 're both here , Looking at this book , but ... that 's just happenstance , I suppose . That means a coincidence or a chance -- I know what happenstance means . I see . Good luck , Miss Jordan . Good luck . And our last item of the day is lot number 235 in your brochure . Leather bound edition of the novel , The Soul Eternal . By the renowned author , Atley Elma . The only change to the original condition Is an engraved monogram of the book 's previous owner on the clasp . The bidding will start at $50 . We have $50 . Do I hear 100 ? 100 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Two . Very good , I have $200 . Do I hear three ? One thousand ! $1,000 from the gentleman in the second row . Do I hear $1,500 ? Fifteen . Two thousand . We 're at $2,000 . Do I hear three ? Three thousand . Four . $4,000 . Do I hear five ? $5,000 anyone ? I should remind you this is an extremely rare edition . Five thousand . Five thousand . Six thousand . $7,000 . Seven thousand . Do I hear eight ? I got eight . Ten . Eleven . Fourteen . Fifteen . Twenty . Twenty one . Twenty five . $25,000 . Do I hear twenty six ? $25,000 going once , Hold up , hold up . Wait a second . Wait , wait . Twenty six . Twenty eight . Thirty ! $30,000 . Do I hear more ? $30,000 going once , $30,000 going twice , Sold for $30,000 . ( Applause ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) I can open it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Music ) ( Doorchimes ) Hi . Good morning , good morning ! You 're in a good mood . Not getting up in the middle of the night to throw up will do that to you . In fact , I 'm gon na order breakfast . Do you want something ? You never eat in the morning . It makes you sick . I 'm feeling hungry . Lemme help you with that . I got it . ( Squeak ) ( Squeak ) May I help you ? I 'm here to see Dr . McAllister . Do you have an appointment ? Doctor ... Susan . What 's the matter ? We need to run some tests . Alright . Right now ! No vomiting ? No pains of any kind ? No . Nothing . You seem to have made a total recovery . I 'm all better ? Just like that ? From what I can see ... you 're in complete remission . There 's not a trace of it left . That 's great ! But let 's not get ahead of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ more tests just to make sure -- No . No more tests . No more pills . No more needles . No more nothing . ( Music ) ( Music ) This might seem like a dumb question , But ... do you feel alright ? Do I feel alright ... I feel better than alright . I feel great . Did you get laid or something ? Nina ! Whatever you 're doing , keep it up . It 's six . I 'm outta here . ( Doorchimes ) ( Bloodpumping ) ( Screaming ) ( @clock_ticking ) ( Clockcontinuesticking ) ( @phone_ringing ) Hello ? Hi . Miss Jordan . Miss Jordan , are you there ? Yeah . I 'm here . It 's Raif Collins . I just wanted to come by and get my items . Now ? Yeah , if it 's not a problem . Actually I wanted to show you my appreciation and treat you to dinner . Assuming everything went well at the auction . Dinner ? You want dinner now ? You - - Dinner ? Yeah . Are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I have to do something . Okay . I can be there in an hour . Is that enough time ? Miss Jordan ? Yeah . That 's fine . Yeah . That 'd be fine . Okay . I 'll see you then . Bye . ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( @glass_shattering ) ( Music ) Shit . Oww ! ( Inaudible ) ( Phonevibratingontable ) Hello . Hey , it 's me . I 'm right outside . Yeah . Okay , fine . ( Music ) ( Music ) So ... no problems ? No ... none . Great . That 's great . What happened to your finger ? My what ? Your - - Your finger . I cut it . Okay . Uhh ... so ... Can I - - Can I have em ? My items ... Oh . Yeah yeah yeah . There she is . Wow . What do you know . ( Exhales ) ( Music ) Is something wrong ? No , no , no . It 's just ... it 's not really @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thanks for everything you 've done . Thank you . Sure . No problem - - ( @glass_breaking ) Where is it ? Where 's what ? Do n't - - Do n't - - Do n't ... " Where 's what ? " You did n't open it , did you ? No . You did n't open it , did you ? No . C'm on . No . No . Yes , I -- Look , I -- I promise I will find a way to pay you back . I - - I have to go now . ( Music ) ( Doorchimes ) Hello again . Is there something I can do for you ? Well we were just in the neighborhood , And decided to patronize your humble establishment . Very ecclectic . That was quite the spirited display you put on the other night . Very dramatic . It was - - " Hold on , hold on ! " " Wait , wait , wait ! " " Wait just a sec ! " " Stop right there . " " Stop @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ purse . The suspense builds . A collective shudder from the crowd , and then ... edging me out . By this much . It was painful . I have to say . What is it you want , Mr . Poe ? That 's what I like . A woman who likes to get right down to it . The box and the book . Not for sale . I think you misunderstand me . I 'm not offering to buy them . ( @glass_breaking ) How about now ? No ? ( @glass_breaking ) You look different . When we met at the auction the other day , You seemed ... a bit ragged , and now you ... I apologize for the mess . In case you change your mind . ( Music ) ( @phone_ringing ) Hello . Miss Jordan , it 's Raif Collins . Please do n't hang up . I just -- I just wanted to apologize for the way I acted the other night . No . You know what ? If anyone should be apologizing , it 's me . Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ why I 'm calling . Would you consider getting together with me again ? There 's something I 'd like you to see . ( @knocking_on_door ) Come in ! Hey . Hey . Can I get you anything ? No . I 'm fine . Look . I just wanted you to know , I started making preparations for paying you back . I 'm sure you have . I 'm not very worried about it . This is nice . Yeah . We do alright , eh ? Who 's " We " ? That 's why I wanted you to come over tonight . There 's somebody I want you to meet . This is my sister . Christina . I 'm sure she 'd say hi , but ... she has n't really been able to talk for some time now . The doctors have n't - - Have n't been any help . They just keep telling me ... " any day now " , or , " It wo n't be long now " , but , I have n't given up hope . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she comes around . I 'm not even ... I 'm not really sure if she knows who I am anymore . I have a nurse that stays here with her during the week . So she does n't feel so alone . I just wanted you to understand why I blew up at you the other night . That 's all . I thought it was the money this whole time . If I had known that it was -- I know . I know . After Christine 's health declined , I began researching alternative methods of treatment . Most were worthless , but , One was pretty interesting . The Romans believed that The soul escaped the body with the last breath . Sometimes they would preserve it in bottles , Or a family member would inhale it at the moment of death . That 's breath capture . You 've heard of it ? Yeah . This new age store that I went to , Was selling these little charms that you could breathe into , And give em to someone . I mean , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... until I found this . I found an article that he wrote in a medical journal . Where he just goes ... on , and on , and on about how ... breath capture would save millions of lives . There 's just no proof that he ever actually did it . Except for you . At least now we know it would 've worked on Christine . I know I said this , But I really want you to know how sorry I am . Listen ... I 'll make you a deal . There could be more of these vials out there . Or maybe the key to how Kaminsky made it work . With your connections , you 're in a much better position than I am to -- To find em . So do - - Do this for me . Help me save Christine . And we 'll worry about the money later . I do n't care about that nearly as much as I do about her . Deal ? Okay . ( Music ) ( Doorchimes ) Hello . Hey . Busy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's up , Nina ? I was ... I was just wondering if you could tell me where you shop , cause ... I 'd sure like Morgan to start dressing like that . It turns me on . Get outta here , Josh . Why ? I 'm serious . It 's just ... you might wan na do something about those blackheads though . I 'm not too big on that . Bye . ( @glass_breaking ) ( Screaming ) ( Fleshpacking ) Stop ! Do n't ever fucking touch me ! Call the fucking cops , Morgan ! I would n't do that if I were you . Unless you wan na explain this . I 'll get you for this . I 'll fucking get you for this , you crazy bitch ! ( Music ) ( Music ) What are we still driving around for ? I need to get to a hospital . The bitch knocked out my teeth . Morgan . I 'm gon na get her . Her and that ugly little bitch . I 'm gon na get em both . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ deal ? ( Inaudibleargument ) ( Screaming ) Where have you been ? Look at me . Everything 's gon na be okay . Just tell me what 's going on . I do n't even remember drawing those , And then there 's this noise in my head and everything goes blank . And this was after you used the vial ? And those people who busted up the shop ... that 's what they wanted ? Yeah . Then let 's go see them . ( Music ) ( Traingoingby ) ( @knocking_on_door ) ( Trainbells ) Nuh uh . Just you . It 's alright , Ruby . I was beginning to wonder if you 'd ever show up . Yeah , well , My circumstances have changed a little bit since the last time we met . Blackouts ? Personality changes ? Something like that . What else ? This is what else . So now you 've come looking for answers . What makes you think I have them ? When you came into my shop that day , you knew . You knew I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ radicals are ? Free radicals are the molecules in our bodies Which cause aging . And they have everything to do with what 's happening to you . In the 30 's , A doctor named Randolph Kaminsky held a test study . It was for a new drug he developed Which was supposed to eliminate free radicals ... creating longevity , And healing incurable diseases . Kaminsky had a hard time finding volunteers , though . So , he made a deal with the penal system . The inmates on death row were offered parole Or a reduced sentence if they volunteered to be the lab rats . What he did n't tell the inmates was what the drug would actually do . He gave it to them and they died . Instantly . The drug only worked if it had a chemical reaction inside the body first . Something about the breath exhaled at the moment of death made it work . He collected them . And the other half of the group , Who were all suffering from terminal illnesses , Including Kaminsky himself , Inhaled them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cure , Then why am I having these violent urges , And these visions of people being murdered . What you did n't know , Was the one that inhaled the breath of those inmates , Would get something besides longevity . New personalities ? And memories . This is most likely the formula for the drug . Is there a way to reverse this or not ? The only way to reverse what 's happening to you is inhale another vial . Kaminsky may have had more of them in his possession . He 's the only one who knew where they were . Which means ... you 're the only one who knows . The vials would have a certain market value . So we may be able to help each other . ( Music ) Did you come to do the other side today , or .. ? Two Baltimore men were sentenced to 15 years in federal prison today For attempting to sell an undercover officer $40 worth of cocaine . So you were right . There are more vials out there . You found one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they are , Then we can help your sister . Susan , that 's great ! There 's only one thing : she 's gon na have to inhale two of them . One to cure her , And then one to reverse it . It 's hard to explain , But it 's at least worth a shot . Yeah ... yeah . Where do we look ? I do n't know . If you want , we can talk about it over dinner . My treat this time . I got ta get my keys . Okay . Police are asking for your help tonight in finding The assailant of two teenagers who were found murdered in Cherry Hill . Morgan Raif , and Josh Foster , both 18 , Were found slain in an abandoned lot just outside of Baltimore , Victims of a brutal stabbing . Police are asking anyone with any information related to these deaths To please come forward . Hey . What 's up ? I have to go . I 'm sorry . What are you doing ? I can not explain @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ( Trainsrolling ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Doorchimes ) Sue ? ( Doorchimes ) Where are you going ? To find something . ( Thunderrolling ) ( Thunderrolling ) ( Metalclanging ) ( Echoing ) ( @water_dripping ) ( Metaldoorcreaking ) Susan , how did you know this stuff was here ? Kaminsky knew . I ca n't explain . Let 's go . Hold your breath . Do not breathe in . No matter what . I thought they said that breathing in another vial would reverse it . This is something different . This is something else . You have to go . You have to get out of here now ! I 'm telling you something is wrong and I ca n't control it . You have to go now ! ( Screaming ) ( Doorchimes ) Nina , I do n't want you coming back here until this is all over . Do you understand me ? I can help you figure this out . No . If anything ever happened to you I would never forgive @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I want you to stay there until I call you . ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Emptyfilmreelspinning ) This is my sister , Christine . ( Music ) You know , I told you I would call you . Hey , it 's Raif . I think we should get together and Talk about why you ran out of here the other day . I - - I ca n't . I have to go . ( Music ) ( Grunting ) ( Screaming ) ( @screaming_continues ) ( Screaminglouder ) ( @door_knocking ) Who the hell are you people ? Susan . Calm down ! Calm down ? I found a film . That bit - - About breathing in a second vial -- That was all bullshit ! There is no way to reverse this , is there ? You said that all of the vials are from inmates . You never mentioned anything about psychotics . The one's we breathed in were from the inmates . The others were supposed to be for the next test @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tidbit , My friend almost died helping me get them . Hey wait . You found them ? What the hell do you want with em ? What is it ? Some life long dream of yours to be a fucking mental patient ? Of course not . We want them destroyed . Answers . Now . I told you Kaminsky was trying to increase longevity . It worked . Immortality ? No no no . We can be killed . But we 'll never get sick , we 'll never grow old . Neither will you . Oh . I 'll just be a fucking murderer . Susan , we were in the same boat as you . The violent tendencies , the blackouts . But , together , we beat it . So can you . There was another patient in the film : a man . What ? He 's the one who gave me this . And this . He wanted us to help him kill Kaminsky , And get the formula for the drug . And we refused . He did n't take it well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to get off on it . The power of killing . We never saw him again after that . He 's the one that paid me for Kaminsky 's breath box in the first place . That 's why i canceled your bid . He 's alive ? Look . If you 're serious about destroying these , I 'm with you . I swear to god , if you fuck with me -- No no no . We 're serious . What 's wrong ? They are n't here . Where are they ? I du n no . They were here . Shit . ( Music ) Shannon . He 's not here . He was . Ugh . What is that ? Oh god . ( Screaming ) ( Grunting ) ( Yelling ) ( @loud_thud ) ( Breathesout ) Hey . Long time no see , huh ? This is n't a reunion . Where are the vials ? I do n't have any vials . Bullshit . You broke into the store . And you took them . Where are they ? Hi . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as smart as you are , You 're all being a little short sided , do n't ya think ? We 're sitting on one of the greatest discoveries known to man , And all you can do is resist it . Do you have any idea the applications this thing has ? The medical possibilities ... Alone ... are ... astounding . Yeah , and Morgan , and Josh , and that woman upstairs . What were they ? Just part of your noble fucking cause ? I had to improvise when you opened the vial . You stupid bitch . So , do n't put that shit on me . They were assholes anyway , man . You should be thanking me . You should be saying , " Thank you . Thank you , Raif . " What do you got there ? ( Music ) I 'm only gon na ask you this once more . Then it gets ugly . And try to keep in mind ... that those violent tendencies ... they never really go away . Where are the vials ? Wait . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about what you 're doing here . There 's a lot of money to be made here . A lot . We can all have a part in it . C'm on , a product ... that lets you be a completely new person . Who would n't want that ? People will pay anything to get this . We deserve it after what he did to us . Hold him . C'm on , hang on a second . C'm on ! Make sure his mouth stays open . ( Grunting ) Where are they ? Fuck . You . ( Fleshpacking ) ( Grunting ) ( Screaming ) We do n't want it to get infected . Now ... Let 's try this again , shall we ? Where . Are they ? Or shall we see what hole I can fit this into ? Hi , it 's Raif . I 'm not here so leave a message . Hi , Mr . Collins . It 's Eve from the new age store . I 've been trying to get in touch with you , but I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Is Mr . Collins there ? He 's kind of tied up right now . Okay . Can you give him a message for me ? I just wanted to thank him for bringing those in today . One day , and they 're almost all gone . Do you know if he has any more ? I do n't ... what are you talking about ? The breath vials he brought in . I 've sold almost all of them . I just wanted to find out if he had any more on hand . Wait a minute . Wait a minute . You have them ? Of course . I 'll call you back . What is it ? What did you do ? What did you do ? I told you . I do n't have them . I already have a few buyers . They just wanted to see it in action first . So ... I 'm just gon na finish what Kaminsky started . But ... I 'm conducting my test on a slightly larger scale . Ruby . Keep him here . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I ca n't , I 'm going out with Ashley tonight . Yeah I got her this dumb ass charm that you breathe into or something . She 's into all that romantic shit , So this should definitely score me some points . Oh , she 's here . I 'll call you back . So what 's up , Ash ? Hopefully you . Hey , I got ta call Tim back . Alright ? I 'll be back here in a minute . Yeah . I 'll give you the details . Do n't worry . Alright . Later . ( Musicturnsoff ) Ash ? ( Screaming ) Where are they ? Where 's what ? The vials Mr . Collins brought in . They went really fast . I could n't believe it . Is this all that 's left ? Yeah . Do you keep track of who buys your merchandise ? No , not really . People pay cash . There 's no need . Why ? - - Hey ! How 'd that cut heal up ? All better now ? Probably @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ no . I remember slicing you pretty deep . You do n't treat something like that ... right away ... it 's gon na end up lookin ' real fuckin ' nasty . Maybe I 'll give you one just like it . I do n't think so . ( Yelling ) Nothing personal . ( Snapping ) ( Alarmsiren ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Ambulancesirens ) ( Music ) Susan , it 's Nina . Look . I came to the store cause I did n't know where else to go . Just call me back when you get this . Okay ? It simply is n't safe to enter what they 're now calling " The hot zone " . Again , if you 're just joining us , We 're coming to you live from Hamsted , Maryland , Where chaos has broken out in this normally quiet community , Apparently due to some type of unknown infection . Swat and hazmat units are on the scene , And police are urging everyone to stay away from this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ They 're asking that you call the number at the bottom of your screen . Outbreak hotline . Who am i speaking to ? Hello , my name is Nina Carver . I 'm inside the hot zone . Can you gim me your exact location ? Yes . I 'm at a curio shop at King 's Crossing - - ( Choking ) ( Thud ) Hey . You alright ? Yeah . Thank god . I thought -- What are you doing ? Waiting for your friends . ( Sirens ) ( Chopperblades ) ( Alarmsiren ) Hey , there you are . Traffic ? Surprised you made it . Sounds like world war III out there , eh ? Wow , where 's ... where 's Ruby ? Oh ! She wo n't be joining us . Ever again ! No ! Whoa whoa whoa . Easy . Easy , fella . It 's just Ruby . Right ? There 's no reason to involve her in this . Okay okay okay okay ! Just tell us what you want . I want what 's in your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Okay ? And I got all the time in the world . We can stay right here til you remember it . I have nothing to do . You have any plans ? For leaving ? Okay . Okay . Here . There it is . Show me . Show me . Let 's go ! Alright . Okay . Let 's go ! Okay . Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah ! C'm on , man . Really ? Did she just tell you to do that ? That 's a stupid fuckin ' move . Open it . Open it ! See ? See ? ( Screaming ) Alex ! ( @glass_breaking ) ( Screaming ) ( Screaming ) ( Doorchimes ) ( Screaming ) ( Machinegunfiring ) Do n't move ! Do n't move ! Get your hands up ! Lemme see your fuckin ' hands ! Do n't shoot . Hold your fire . Is everybody alright ? ( Policeradiostatic ) Police are reporting today , That the outbreak of violence today in the community of Hamsted , Has been brought under control . At this hour , 150 are known @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But still no word on the cause of the outbreak of violence . The source of last night 's horrific event Is still under investigation . ( Doorchimes ) Hey . I thought you might need this . Oh . Thanks . I 'll add it to my collection . When she 's 60 , I 'm still gon na be this age . I 'm just not real sure how I 'm gon na deal with that . It does get easier . The violent urges never completely go away , But , you can learn to resist them . Ruby helped me . I 'll help you . Is that what I think it is ? Yep . What are you gon na do with it ? I 'll show ya . ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Music ) ( Screaming )

@@5220641 The rain has stopped , Your Majesty . We should be able to continue with the portrait . So I should hope , Albert . First time we 've had the whole family here for six years . Let 's try and get one in . We 'll need both banks to fill light . I 've already strung the cables , sir . - All set up , sir . - Thank you . We 're ready now , everybody . Please remember to look straight into the lens and keep your eyes wide and bright . Now , after three . One , two ... three . I know , at a time like this , it 's difficult to apply oneself to any task . But a surviving heir to the throne must be found . The nation , the Commonwealth , and I dare say the known world await your findings . Good luck , gentlemen . Since when do we give a toss about this kind of bullshit ? Shut up , Dysentery . Where 's your sense of national flippin ' pride ? - Excuse me , Sir Cedric . - Yes ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - That 's wonderful , Duncan . Who is it ? His name is Jones . Ralph Jones . Ralph Jones . Is he everything we might have hoped ? Well , he has his strengths and his weaknesses . You see ... he 's an American . Quickly . The strengths ? And here 's one from the great Don Ho , the godfather of Hawaiian soul . # Tiny bubbles # In the wine # Make me happy # Oh , how they make me feel fine And he 's in there ! # Tiny bubbles # Make me warm all over Are you shittin ' me ? # With the feelin ' that I 'm gon na love you # Till the end of time Thank you . - Brady , I got that 20 for you tomorrow . - Yeah , right ! Hey , Mitzi . Your show went a little better than mine . Hey , Ed , what are you doin ' down here ? I 've had it with you , Jones . We 're not payin ' you to watch television @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is Inspector McGuire . What did I do now ? Couple cheques bounce ? No , he 's here for your protection . Hey , Jones , get over here . I 'm not finished talkin ' to you . Come on in . I 'll sign a picture for ya . Smashing show , by the way . Smashing . - We 're not renewing you after this week . - What ? ! I 'm puttin ' Mitzi in your slot . You little backstabbing ' bitch . - Just turn in your tux , Jones . - What ? Cos I would n't sing ' The Impossible Dream ' ? Vacate your room by noon or we 'll throw your stuff out . Shit . Can you believe that ? It 's beyond all comprehension , Your Majesty . But I have news that might bring you cheer . I doubt it . It is my glorious duty to inform you ... that you are the new ... King of England . You see , the late king 's uncle , the Duke of Warren ... had @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was a waitress at the hotel where he was staying . One Gastro Death-Dealer with onions , jalape���o ? os and Tabasco . Thank you . At any rate , Constance had a son , your father . Now , since he and your grandmother are both dead ... you are the only surviving royal heir in your line . Look , even if I believed ya , which I do n't ... I have n't got time to be the King of England . I got ta get a job . This is more than a job . I may put a band together , get back to playing rock and roll . But you ca n't refuse the throne . It 's a sacred trust . - Yeah ? What does a sacred trust pay ? - You do n't get a salary , as such . - As I figured . I pay you , right ? - You do n't need money . Everything 's taken care of . The king has his own castle , five castles , in fact ... a fleet of cars @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Good God , the future of a nation 's at stake . You 're good , Dunc . Real good . - Do you remember your grandmother ? - Connie ? Yeah . Remember a ring she wore ? Sure , she 'd brag about it all the time . She said she got it from some prince ... There 's only one other like it ... the Duke of Warren 's . Was this the ring ? Holy shit . Yes ! Yes ! How long do you need me ? I 've never held a job for more than six months . Well , you see , a king is a king for life . No problem . My schedule 's pretty open . # God save the king # God save the king # Rule Britannia # God save the king There it is , Your Majesty . Your new home . - Which room 's mine ? - Um ... all of them . # God save the king # God save the king Excuse me , Sir Cedric . His Majesty is here . Very @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Ralph Jones ... King of Great Britain , Northern Ireland and all her other realms and territories ... Head of the Commonwealth , Defender of the Faith . How you doin ' ? How do you do , Your Majesty ? - I 'm Cedric Willingham . - Glad to meet ya , Ced . Have you ever been to England before ? No . But I have almost all the Rolling Stones albums . Well , then , you 're practically a native . Dunc says you 've been here 25 years . You must be a hell of a typist by now . I 'm not that type of secretary . My duty is to instruct you in the arts of sovereignty , to make you a king . Uh , look , my ' duties ' are mostly for show , right ? I hope you 're not countin ' on me to solve problems ... because I do n't have a lot of experience . English law prohibits monarchs from solving problems . Unfortunately , it does n't prohibit you from creating them . Good ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ where do we start ? Everywhere . You might be thinking what name you 'd like to use as king . ' Edward ' and ' George ' have been popular this century . - What 's wrong with ' Ralph ' ? - It lacks a certain ... majesty . I ca n't really think of any notable Ralphs . Well , sure ... Ralph Macchio . Ralph Lauren . Ralph Kramden . Oh , this is extremely nice . Better than I 'm used to . This is the picture gallery . Many of the people in the paintings are your relatives . That 's the Duke of Warren , your unfortunate grandfather . You have his chin . That 's George III . You may remember him . He was king during that little temper tantrum you call the Revolutionary War . Sounds like sour grapes to me , Ced . After all , we did kick your ass . The loss is entirely yours , or rather theirs . Try to remember you 're an Englishman now . OK , but I still think they kicked @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your knowledge of English history . Fine . When she failed to give him a son , Henry VIII had Anne Boleyn ... ? - Look into adoption ? - Beheaded . Jeez , this is a tough country . Would this be to your liking , Your Majesty ? You know , I kinda like that . That 's an upholstery fabric , Your Majesty . English people do n't generally like their monarch to look like a sofa . Ah . These are traditional English dishes , some of which you will be served tonight . Here we have roast beef and Yorkshire pudding ... bangers and mash and the ever-popular spotted dick . Spotted dick ? ! - Dick of what ? - These are the bangers . Sausages . The spotted dick is a dessert . Could I just have some ice cream ? Quite an eventful first day , Your Majesty . I 'll leave you to rest now . This is Your Majesty 's bedroom . There you go , chief . Unfortunately , you can redecorate your private quarters as you see fit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - The velours industry is on stand-by . Through those doors is your dining room , and across the way , the bath . Through here is your study ... and there is your dressing room . Anything we 've left out ? I do n't know . How about a bowling alley ? One other thing . At your coronation four months hence ... you will be required to wear the imperial state crown . It 's usually kept in the Tower of London , but we placed it near your bed ... as a reminder of the eminence of your office . It contains the Star of India , the second largest diamond in the world . You should practise wearing it to get used to the weight . - Good evening , Your Majesty . - Thanks . - Hey , Ced . - Yes ? What exactly is it that a king does all day ? Scarcely a minute is unaccounted for . Nevertheless , what you do is not as important as what you are . What am I ? To be the King of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You must become a symbol of all that is best about England . An embodiment of our history , our culture , our morality , our pride of achievement . In short , our ideal of civilisation . You must , under harsh public scrutiny ... exhibit all of our virtues and none of our shortcomings . Wait a minute . I thought all I was supposed to do was dress up and wave . - I do n't even know what our virtues are . - You will learn soon enough . I 'm afraid it 's a god 's burden to bear . Unfortunately , it must be borne by a man . Good evening , Your Majesty . It 's not enough simply to be the king . You must look and act like one . We 'll begin with the walk . Imagine yourself to be the master of your domain . A leader of men . Do n't swing your arms . Back straight . Head up . But relaxed . How am I doin ' ? It 's an unmitigated catastrophe , Prime Minister @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the end of everything that we hold dear . And please try to keep in mind that Jones will need a certain period of adjustment . He 's American . He 's impervious to adjustment . Better to declare his line at an end than subject England to this embarrassment . Are you suggesting that we have no king at all ? Certainly not . Simply choose a king from the House of Stuart ... who reigned in glory before the Wyndhams . Make theirs a royal line again . That would be your line , Lord Graves , making you next in line for the throne . Yes , I believe it would . Removing Jones would be a drastic measure for us to take at this juncture . After all , he does have royal blood , no matter how badly diluted . So until he commits some grievous error , we will simply have to live with him . Well ... yes . I suppose so . Well , Jones , you really fell upstairs this time . Too bad it 's only gon na last the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Majesty ? - Which one are you , again ? Gordon , Your Majesty 's page . Yeah , Gordon . Could you bring me something ? - Anything . - Anything , Your Majesty ? I 've never had anybody bring me something . I wan na try it out . Certainly . Perhaps an assortment of fine chocolates ? Got any Milk Duds ? Sir Cedric , the king 's gone ! He just walked out . - Why did n't anyone stop him ? - We tried , sir , but he is the king . - McGuire 's with him . - We 've got to find him before the press . Think ! You 've been made King of England . Where 's the first place you would go ? Our headliner , Miss Fanny Oakley . Thank you , Fanny ! And now a young lady making her professional debut ... straight from Las Vegas , Nevada ... Miss Flamingo Mirage ! Yes , sir . Brewer Street , Soho . I will , sir . I 'm sorry . I ca n't do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ saucy Southern Belle ... Hey , Flamingo . Hi . Really unique show . Striptease without the nudity . My name 's Miranda . And the show was terrible . - Who are you ? - Ralph Jones . You know ... - you do n't really have a Vegas accent . - I would n't know . I 've never been there . How embarrassing ! Why did I ever think I could do this ? You just got ta remember to take a crossover step before your spinback ... or you 'll never make it around for the hip reveal . - A lot of girls have trouble first night . - This is my only night . They already sacked me . Know anybody who 'd wan na buy a tearaway dress ? - How about one of the maids ? - Your Majesty ... we should stay with the present uniform . Phippsy , you old hound ! I did n't know you went for this sort of thing . Meet Miranda . - Do you guys work here ? - Well , no . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it 's OK . - I 'm the new king here . - The king of what ? Burlesque ? No ! England . That is n't a proper thing to joke about . I 'm not jokin ' . They just hired me . I could get you your job back . - I do n't think ... - I do n't want it back . I just wan na get dressed . Excuse me , please . This 'll only take a minute . I 'm new here . I do n't know many people . I thought we 'd get together tomorrow , have a drink ... - discuss the mood of the country ... - Alan ! - Who 's Alan ? - The bouncer . This is ridiculous . Nobody believes me . Maybe we should get some cards printed . - Alan ! - Look , I 'll make you a deal . If I can prove to you by tomorrow night I 'm the King of England , go out with me . - Why are you guys in here ? - Hold @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Do n't you be touchin ' him now , lad . - Have we got a deal ? - Yes , all right , fine . Coming here is the best thing I 've done so far . Hiya , Ced . I need hardly remind you that this is not the preferred entertainment of royalty . Sorry , Ced . That 's it , Your Majesty . Grip the bat . Swing it vertically , not horizontally . In baseball the ball comes to you on the fly . In cricket it usually hits the ground . The bowler is trying to hit your stump . If he does , you are out . So the better shot to learn initially is the forward defensive shot . Bowler ? At first , Your Majesty , just try to block it . Bowler ... Pitch a few up , bowler . Nice and slow . It 's outta here ! Although there 's relief in most quarters that a new sovereign has been found ... doubts remain as to whether the American born king ... is cut from the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... the king 's life thus far has been relatively free of achievement : His mother is currently serving a two-year prison term ... - Miranda Greene ? - Yes . I 'm Lord Percival Graves . Do you have a moment ? It is a matter of some urgency . Do come in . I understand you 've met our new king . Yeah . Looks like I did . And you made quite an impression on him . - Who said that ? - Have you seen today 's Bugle ? 72 per cent of the people see the ascendancy to the throne of England ... by an American commoner as a serious threat to the status of the monarchy . I 'm sorry . What 's this got to do with me ? You are in a unique position to be of service to your country . I 'm sure that you are aware that members of the royal family ... are expected to maintain certain standards ... particularly with regard to the company they keep . Now , if the King of England were to become @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... then the pressure on him to abdicate would be considerable . - You 're asking me to sleep with him ? - Oh , no , no , no . No , nothing like that . I simply want you to spend time with him . To befriend him , nurture his burgeoning affection ... until such time as a simple photograph can be taken . Little snapshot of you together in public . Forget it . He is making a mockery of centuries of tradition . We are on the brink of a national crisis . I think we 'll survive . What 's in this for you ? I 'm prepared to make it well worth your while . Thanks , but I do n't need the money . What about your family ? What about them ? Your father and brother have been out of work for almost a year , have n't they ? Such a tragedy , the demise of the steel industry ! My enquiries tell me that their savings have dried up . Debts are mounting . It 's only a matter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I do n't think you understand quite how much I 'm offering . Close the door . ? 15,000 to start . And if you 're successful , enough to ensure ... that you never have to worry about money for the rest of your life . You or your family . Now , surely , you 're not prepared to sacrifice their future ... for the sake of an American usurper that you do n't even know ? I think not . Tea ? Milk ? Sugar ? One lump or two ? Two for me . A little bonus there . So ... What 's on the agenda today ? One word of advice , Your Majesty . When you meet the Prime Minister ... it would be best to say ' How do you do ? ' rather than ' How you doin ' ? ' No problem . How do you do ? Excuse me . I did n't get much sleep last night . Still on Vegas time , plus I have n't had a day job for four years . I 'm more @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ As long as we 're all up . Your Majesty , may I present the Prime Minister , Geoffrey Hale ? How do you do , Geoff ? - It 's a pleasure to meet Your Majesty . - Think nothing of it . Call me Ralph . No , I 'm afraid I ca n't . Shall we sit ? I do n't want to keep you , Your Majesty ... but there is a matter of some pressing national interest . - Fire away , Geoff . - As you may know ... there 's considerable unrest in Africa ... resulting in the emergence of several new states . Ah . Well , the first thing we 're gon na have to do is buy all-new globes . Beyond that , we should n't rush into anything . There 's no problem that ca n't be ignored if we put our minds to it . Yes , well , of these new states ... Zambezi is the most important , owing to its recently discovered mineral wealth . That 's pretty much my feeling . So we 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on the 23rd . - I did n't know Zambezi even had a king . - They did n't until recently . Mulambon is anxious to legitimise himself ... by rubbing elbows with the royal houses of Europe . So , Your Majesty , we would be grateful if you would host a reception for ... him ... You 'll have to excuse him , Prime Minister . He is more of a night owl . Extraordinary fellow . Could I have a word , Willingham ? He simply wo n't do . He 's common , ignorant and extremely ill-mannered . The man 's an orangutan . God help us with the King of Zambezi . # Well , be-bop a-lula # She 's my baby # Be-bop a-lula # I do n't mean maybe - Your Majesty ? - Yes ? - Did you have a nice nap ? - I guess the jet lag caught up with me . - I 'm ready to go now , though . - Good . There 's much to cover . The new uniforms are ready and I brought some @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on the lives of the monarchs ... and a primer on etiquette . What 's this ? Date night . Where does the king eat in this town ? I 'm in the mood for sushi . That 's out of the question . We have n't arranged security . Japanese are dangerous here ? Your Majesty , there are elements at large who might seek to do the king harm ... - ... for their own personal ends . - What kinda harm ? Well , kidnapping you for ransom . In some cases , even ... Even what ? Killin ' me ? You know , Ced , I ca n't take too many more surprises . Where was this when Phipps was goin ' on about the castles ? We did n't want to alarm you . There 's nothing to fear if precautions are taken . You must accept some limitations on your personal freedom , and on your wardrobe . So far , there are no royal luaus planned . There 's still got ta be a way to get this date in . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the king , right ? Very well ... Your Maj . I 've got the king 's special permission . Go through . Miss Greene , Your Majesty . - Your Majesty . - You do n't have to worry about that . - And please , call me Ralph . - Oh , I 'm sorry . I could never do that . Yeah , God knows what could happen ! Well , I guess just the seven of us . That was a lovely dinner . I ca n't believe I 'm eating in the throne room . Yeah , well , Willingham wanted it to be intimate . I asked Gordon to get us some music , something we can dance to . Oh , here 's dessert . Would you care for some spotted ... Dick ? Yeah . I came to London to study design . I only tried exotic dancing because I needed some extra money . I went to night school for a bit . But when my dad lost his job , I started sending money home . There was n't enough @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do n't know if I 'll ever get back to it . Sure you will . Something 'll break for ya . I 've never done anything my whole life and look where I am . There . - What 's this ? - What 's what ? - There 's no such word as ' yo ' . - Are you crazy ? I use it all the time . You do n't have to look it up . We 're using the King 's English . If I say it , it 's a word . By the way , the Y 's on a triple-word score . I 'm starting to catch up here . Narrowed the gap to 164 points . What ? I do n't know . You 're not the kind of girl I 'm used to . You can spell , you wear clothes to work . You just have more class , I guess . I 'm just a sales girl from South London . It does n't count for much class down here , but it 's nice of you to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just for one date , but do you think we could extend it ? You do n't really know me . There are things about me you might not like . Like what ? You 're beautiful , you 're smart , you 're honest . I should go . - Thank you for a lovely evening . - Thank you . I 'm sorry it took such a long time , Your Majesty , but I found you some music . I hope you are n't enamoured of her . - It would never work out . - Why not ? As king , you are expected to marry a woman of noble birth ... particularly given your less-than-perfect breeding . And Miss Greene , fetching as she may be , does not qualify . Your Majesty may remember , in 1936 ... King Edward fell in love with a commoner and had to abdicate his throne . The House of Wyndham can ill afford another such disaster . I did n't say I 'd marry her . I just wan na take her out . With respect , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you ... if you did not see Miss Greene at all . But if you insist , it 's imperative that you only see her here at the palace . I 'll teach you a poem to help you remember the order of the kings . One , two , three Eds , Richard two , Henry four , five , six , then who ? Edward four , five , Rich the bad , then Richard III ... Then Henrys twice and Ed the Lad . Mary , Lizzie , James the vain , Charlie , Charlie , James again ... She 's already seen him twice this week . We could tip off the press next time . Have some photographers outside . No , let 's wait a bit longer . Give him enough time to become hopelessly infatuated with her . Pull ! Now this is what I call a room . Your Majesty , the Sovereign King Mulambon of Zambezi . Welcome , Your Majesty , on behalf of the people of the United Kingdom ... And the Commonwealth . And the Commonwealth , for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... to have you as our guest . We hope you had a pleasant trip . Oh , look ! See the swan ? Keep those knees tight in . Sit back . Grip with the knees . Heels down ! Heels down ! Whoa ! Your Majesty . Oh , blast ! Hello , newsdesk ? I have something you might be interested in . When in public , a royal personage must refrain ... " from chewing gum , using profanity ... " picking his nose , scratching his private parts ... and staring dawn the bust lines of female dignitaries . What ? That 's everything . Good morning , Your Majesty . I 'm afraid I have some distressing news . Miss Greene 's presence last night did not go unnoticed . Your Majesty , for the sake of the monarchy , this gives you little choice ... but to end your friendship with Miss Greene . What ? ! I ca n't do that . I do n't even wan na do that . Do n't worry . We 'll find you an exemplary consort @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your standards . I 've always liked my standards down where they are . Welcome , Your Majesty , on behalf of the people of the United Kingdom . It 's our pleasure to have you as our guest . Welcome , Your Majesty , on behalf of the people ... You got a good thing goin ' here . Do n't blow it . Do n't worry , Your Majesty . You 'll be fine . Your Majesty , may I present His Royal Highness King Mulambon of Zambezi . Hey , homes ! What 's happenin ' ? Gim me a quintet , brother ! I do not comprehend , Your Majesty . Welcome , Your Majesty , on behalf of the people of the United Kingdom ... You wan na go get a beer ? Do you feel that being the king of a major nation is tougher than you thought ? Yes , it is difficult sometimes , with all the ceremonial duties and official obligations . But I 'm quite pleased with the economic progress my country has made . We are hoping to be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I might be in the market myself soon . The Rolls does n't have much poop . - This car gon na have fuel injection ? - Everything . Five-speed transmission ... - Reclining buckets ? Rear spoiler ? - No , but it 'll get excellent gas mileage . Gas mileage is fine , but keep in mind the first question any car-buyer asks : ' Will this get me laid ? ' Beautifully stated . Ah ! Looks like that 's all she wrote . Wan na go again ? Yes . Hi-ya ! - What was that , a five ? - No , it was a three . - Not on the line ? - Makes no difference . - I plan to claim victory with this throw . - Be careful not to foot-fault there . If he gets anything better than a seven here , we 're screwed . - You 're good . Can I get a set of those ? - I 'll send you one . Listen , I 've been meaning to ask you . Do they tell you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I am the king . Damn . I knew I was gettin ' hosed over here . Well , I think he did pretty well , considering . It could have been worse . Yes , he could have exposed himself , I suppose . Yes ? The Prime Minister for you , sir . Good afternoon , Prime Minister . Yes . Oh , really ? Well , it 's a strange world we live in , is n't it , sir ? Yes , thank you . Goodbye . The Prime Minister spoke to King Mulambon . The king said he could n't remember when he 'd had so much fun . - Sherry ? - Please , yes . King Ralph seems to have passed his first diplomatic test with high marks . The king 's personal style , which had raised some eyebrows in official circles ... is now being characterised as " a breath of fresh air " . Congratulations , Your Majesty . We were a little nervous when we first decided to take a chance on you ... but , erm ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Yes , but do n't let it go to your head . Today 's ' breath of fresh air ' can quickly become tomorrow 's ' ill wind ' . Now the Zambezi thing 's over with , I got a couple weeks of vacation coming , right ? If anything we will have to increase public appearances in light of your popularity . And the ball season will soon be upon us . You will need dance lessons . Waltz , foxtrot , even eightsome reel . Come on , I have n't had a day off since I 've been here . I ca n't go out , I eat alone , I live in a museum , I sleep in an auditorium ... - You will get used to it . - I got no family , no sex life . Good . Less chance for scandal . I do n't see anybody that does n't work for me . I 'm gettin ' palace fever . Are you trying to tell me in your uniquely American way that you are lonely ? Yeah . Do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on the problem . Good evening . Right , I 'm gon na give you guys one more chance . Fetch ! Sir Guy Cracknell ... Knight of the British Empire . Ooh , I 'm sorry . Are you all right ? I got him . I got him good . I 'm sorry . Really , I 'm terribly sorry . I got ta get outta here . Your evening cocoa , Your Majesty . - You have n't seen this , Gordon . - Have n't seen what , Your Majesty ? - I really need a night out , Gordon . - There are easier ways . Stay , boy . Stay . Hello ? Congratulations , my dear . The king has broken out of the palace ... and is at this very moment on his way to see you . When he calls , meet him wherever he chooses . There will be a photographer following you . Make sure that he gets what he needs . Good luck . Oh , yeah ! Hello , Miranda ? It 's me , Ralph . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' at me . - Are you alone ? - Yeah . There 's somethin ' I wan na do . Two double Whoppers with fries and two giant Cokes . Two double Whoppers , two fries , two giants ! - Got any money ? I have n't been paid . - Sure . You know , you look familiar . Are n't you ... ? Yeah , you are , are n't you ? You 're the new king ! What , are you crazy ? What would I be doin ' in here ? It 's the king ! Could I have the burgers , please ? - Oh , look ! It 's the king ! - No , you got the wrong guy . I ai n't him . I ca n't ... All right , all right , one or two . Your Majesty , here 's a burger on the house . - I think I 'm gon na need a new burger . - Over here , Your Majesty . Maybe just one quick one . Could you move a little closer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ around him and give him a little kiss . Very nice . - What the hell did you do that for ? - We 've got to go . - The fries are n't ready . - There 'll be photographers everywhere . - How about some onion rings ? - Your Majesty , I 've got your burger . - You should get back to the palace now . - I do n't wan na get back to the palace . - There 's got ta be some place we can go-- Well , maybe one . Two , three , four , side ... Two , three , four , forward ... Two , three , four , side ... Hope you 're not too upset about this ' mystery woman ' thing . The girls at work said it was probably some East End tart ... trying to get her picture in the papers . I wish we could meet again , somewhere else , in different circumstances . Different circumstances ? We got the park , we got the lake , we got the moon , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Yeah . What ? What is it , this ' commoner ' thing ? Edward VIII and that Wallis broad ? That was 50 years ago . This is the ' 90s . We got ta be able to work somethin ' out . Anything 's possible . Not in England . Not for royalty . Do n't say that . I ca n't see myself making it here without you , Miranda . Now , this is exceptional . You realise , do n't you , that you 're looking at the fall of the House of Wyndham ? And before long , the House of Stuart will be restored to its rightful place . And you , Gordon , will be private secretary to the king . - Thank you . - Excuse me , my Lord . A Miss Miranda Greene to see you . Lord Graves . What an unexpected surprise . Here 's your money . All of it . I 'm just glad that I got out now before any real damage was done . You ca n't bluff me . I know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You 're right . Then there 'd be more to give back . Come back here , you little strumpet ! I rather enjoyed that . Welcome to Windsor Castle , Your Majesty . The Prime Minister will be here shortly . There 's something he wishes to talk to you about . The peak goes to the front , Your Majesty . Now that you 've handled the Zambezi reception so famously ... we feel that you 're ready to help us with a matter of even greater national import . I do n't know if you 're aware of it ... but Finland recently discovered large oil deposits in their area of the Baltic Sea . One of our companies is bidding for the contract ... to supply all the platforms and drilling equipment ... a contract that could create thousands of jobs in the Northeast . Unfortunately , we 're getting spirited competition from the Japanese . I 've heard they can be a problem . What are we hunting , Ced ? I believe it 's pheasant , Your Majesty . At present , the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' . However , we have one more ace to play . The King of Finland is due here in two weeks on a state visit . - Is this gun loaded , Ced ? - Yes . You will , in keeping with tradition , be hosting a royal banquet for him . I 'm afraid we wo n't be able to get by on pretzels and beer this time . The king will be with his daughter ... Princess Anna , one of the most socially desirable women in the world . Does that mean she 's ugly ? Far from it . We 're organising a ball in her honour to follow the banquet ... so that you two can get to know each other better . Excuse me , Your Majesty . The beaters are approaching . Here they come , Your Majesty . They 're over . - Did I get one ? - Fortunately , it 's only a flesh wound . Now , if everything proceeds as it should ... this ball will be the first step toward the royal wedding of the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yes , you and her . This is going too far . You ca n't tell me who to marry . - Is n't being king worth something ? - Yes , that 's why you must marry . - To protect your birthright . - What about matters of the heart ? They must be subordinated to the good of the monarchy . You 're the last of the Wyndhams . A queen must be found to perpetuate the line . Princess Anna is the best of the acceptable candidates . I know it 's difficult , but there are times when you must put aside personal desires . A king 's life is not always his own ! - You 're serious about this . - Yes ! Well , I got news for ya . My life is my own and I ca n't take this shit any more . I got everything in the world and nothin ' I need . No friends , no freedom , no fun . At least back in the States I could screw up my life as I saw fit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's throat , cos I quit ! I 'm outta here ! You 'd walk out on the English people ? - I told you I was the wrong guy for this . - You 're wrong for everything , Ralph . Who are you callin ' ' Ralph ' ? It 's ' Your Majesty ' ! Not any more . You quit , just as you quit the bear scouts . - Cub scouts . - Little League , high-school band ... three colleges and an assortment of jobs too numerous to mention ! Now you want me to quit on Miranda and any chance at a normal life . That shirt is not yours . I was n't born to this crap . You ca n't expect me to accept these restrictions . What of the thousands of workers who will benefit ? - Maybe something else 'll come along . - Will it ? Are you willing to bet their future on it for a woman you 've known a few weeks ? You want me to marry one I do n't know at all ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yourself . To accept responsibility for once ... without beating retreat at the first sign of difficulty . The throne of England is not a job to be discarded when it 's your bowling night ! First sign of difficulty ? You 've been destroying my fantasy for weeks . It 's up to you whether you embrace this situation as a challenge to your abilities ... or simply to chalk it up as another failure , a monument to your own passivity . I think it 's time you made a stand somewhere for something . If not now , then when ? There 's no guarantee I 'll be attracted to her . Then we 'll get her a G-string and some pasties ... but you must not shrink from your duty . To refuse to receive her now would be disastrous for England . Your family , your government and the people of England are counting on you . You owe it to them and to yourself . OK , I 'll give it a shot . Thank you , Your Majesty . You wo n't regret @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Hello , Ralph . - Miranda ? - There 's something I have to tell you . - Yeah , I was just gon na call you . - I do n't think we should see each other . - What ? I mean , I really wish I could . You just have to trust me . It 's not a good idea . Yeah , they 're puttin ' the pressure on me over here , too . It could never have worked out . Sure , I understand . I guess we should just be glad for the time we had , that kind of thing . We did have a good time , did n't we ? Please do n't think badly of me . No . It just was n't meant to be . Yeah . Goodbye , Miranda . Bye . Ralph . Now , I have a little errand for you , Gordon . My Lord ? This is my invitation to the Finnish ball . Make sure that Miss Greene gets one just like it . - Of course . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Just do it . Shoulder ... arms ! Royal salute ! Present ... arms ! Welcome . On behalf of the people of the United Kingdom ... it 's a pleasure to have you as our guest . Thank you , Your Majesty . We are honoured by your invitation . - May I present Queen Katherine . - Queen Katherine . - And Princess Anna . - Princess Anna . It 's a pleasure to meet you . Allow me to introduce the Prime Minister , Mr Geoffrey Hale . Your Majesty . Your Majesty . Your Royal Highness . With His Majesty 's compliments . He also instructed me to give you this . I have no doubt that they will be the toast of the continent . Good evening , Your Majesty . Lord Percival Graves . I know that you will acquit yourself as famously with the Finnish royals ... as you have in your other endeavours . One word of advice , if I may . If things become too staid , too formal for you ... do n't hesitate to display that wonderful @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . With your lustrous charm ... I would n't be afraid to show them who you really are . Thanks . I 'll try to keep that in mind . Majesty . His Britannic Majesty , King Ralph I ... and Their Royal Majesties , King Gustav and Queen Katherine of Finland ... and Her Royal Highness , Princess Anna . I am told you are something of a sportsman . My particular passion is polo . - No game like it for a gentleman . - I 've heard that . If I ever get to be one , I 'll take it up . Do you ever do any fencing ? Just a little , when I was a kid . A couple of watches here and there . - The princess is lovely , is n't she ? - She does n't say much ... but she is what they call in America a fox . I am glad you find her so . Best wishes in your fox-hunting , Your Majesty . Fox-hunting ? You like fox-hunting ? I do n't get around much lately , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - One club or another . - Really ? That often ? You must have collected several tails . Well , I admit I slept with a few , but I 'm not like that any more . Nowadays you ca n't be too careful . You never know who they 've been with . No ... I suppose not . Of course , once I had a steady girl , that put an end to it . - She did n't like fox-hunting ? - Well , of course not ! Anna is n't into it , is she ? Oh , yes , she loves it . Most royals do . Gustav , let the king eat . His guests are waiting . Right . Sorry , they do n't feed the chickens enough over here . Excuse me . Just spectacularly bad luck . It could have happened to almost anyone . I 'd be better off doing things my way . When I try to do things right I screw up . All is not lost , Your Majesty . If things go well between you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ forgotten . Shall we dance ? - You dance great . - Oh , thank you . So do you . I 'm curious about what kind of things you like . Oh , I do n't know . Certainly the fine arts . The opera , the ballet , the symphony . - And I love to travel . - Oh , yeah ? Me too . - Have you ever been to Hoover Dam ? - No , I missed that one . - We prefer Deauville . - Deauville ? France . Daddy played in the Gold Cup there this summer . - Then , of course , we went to Ascot . - Oh . What country is that in ? England . What do you say that we take a little breather ? - It seems to be going well , Willingham . - Yes . We 've been settin ' a torrid pace in there . I hope the rest of our life is n't as wild . Now that we 've gotten to know each other ... our representatives can get together to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a few travel commitments that have to be worked around . I need to talk to you about this . Do n't you think we should develop some special feelings for each other first ? It would be a charming bonus , but I hardly think it 's necessary . We 're royals . We marry for the ... position . If I wanted to marry for love ... I would have married Gunnar Jann back in Penike . But do you really wan na marry me ? Well , I must admit , you 'll require a bit more work than I 'd hoped . You are unsophisticated , ignorant and totally lacking in social grace . But I console myself with the fact that you have nice buttocks . I beg your pardon ? As you were dancing ... I drowned the memory of your behaviour at dinner ... with a vision of you bending me over the Queen-Anne desk ... in the white drawing room . Would n't that be uncomfortable , with all those pens ? Yes . Or best of all ... you could strap @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The servants might see us . - I would hope so . Ah , there you two are ! Come , Anna . You have n't danced with your father . Coming , Father . Yes , yes , they do make a lovely couple . - How 's it going , Your Majesty ? - Great . We have nothing in common , she sounds like a tuba ... she wants to have sex on a bed of nails on national TV ... but at least the party stinks . I got ta do something to liven things up . Time for some of that American flamboyance . - Your Majesty . - I got a little number I 'd like to do . - You guys got a piano ? - No , but we 've got a harpsichord . Good enough . Let 's go over the changes . Thank you . - You guys ready ? - We 'll do the best we can , Your Majesty . Ladies and gentleman , I 'd like to welcome you all to the ball again . Is everybody @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ may have read , I love music . Since this is the biggest audience I 've ever had ... I 'd like to play somethin ' for ya , maybe pick up the tempo , get things rollin ' . This is a sweet Little Richard Penniman tune . A little rusty . Here you go . Help me out here . Thanks . Coat was cramping ' my style . # Good golly , Miss Molly # You sure like to ball # Yeah , good golly , Miss Molly # You sure like to ball # When you 're rockin ' and rollin ' # You ca n't hear your mama call # Well , from the early , early mornin ' to the early , early night # You can hear Miss Molly call my name , she 's groaning ' for her life # Good golly , Miss Molly # Yeah , she sure likes to ball # When you 're rockin ' and rollin ' # You ca n't hear your mama call # Well , good golly , Miss Molly # You sure like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ # Why do you so like to throw a ball ? # When you 're rockin ' and you 're rollin ' # You ca n't hear your mama call Your Majesty , one of the guests asked me to give you this . # Yeah , good golly , Miss Molly # Good golly , Miss Molly # Good golly , Miss Molly # Whoa , you got me , Miss Molly , yeah # Good golly , Miss Molly # Whoa ! # Good night ! Thanks . You 've been a wonderful audience . Thanks a lot , guys . - Great to see you ! Why are you here ? - What do you mean ? - Who is this girl ? - Miranda . Who are you ? I am Princess Anna , the king 's future bride . Future bride ? I see . Excuse me , I think I should be going . No , wait , Miranda . I can explain this . Sorta . - Anna , we are going . - I want to know who that girl was . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Please wait , King Gustav . I 'm sure His Majesty regrets ... In the wake of last night 's disastrous royal ball ... the Finnish government has awarded its equipment contract to a Japanese firm . King Ralph not only shocked his guests with his rock-and-roll gyrations ... but further insulted King Gustav and Princess Anna of Finland ... by parading with his " mystery woman " , a former stripper named Miranda Greene . Business and political leaders have condemned ... Never , in recent times , has a monarch so shamed and embarrassed his country . - Hear ! Hear ! - Must we stand idly by ... and suffer the degradation of our most sacred traditions ... by this witless ivory-tinkler from across the sea ? I say no ! Hear , hear ! I say it is time to reclaim our heritage . Hear , hear ! I say it is time to reclaim our national pride . Hear , hear ! I say it is time to reclaim our throne ! Hear , hear ! Sorry , Grandpa . I had a chance to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I screwed it up . Maybe I should have myself beheaded . Tommie , this is Ralph . I need a favour . - Mrs Greene ? - Yes ? Hi . Is Miranda here ? As I live and breathe ! You 're him , are n't you ? Just barely . I know I should n't have come , but I wanted to see you . Parliament wants me to resign . Hale agrees . - You 're not gon na do it , are you ? - I do n't know . I 've never done anything of importance . I usually bail out long before that . But I am the king , even if I should n't be . I do n't wan na be the last of the line ... the one who embarrassed the country and had to crawl out the back door . King Ralph the Chickenhearted . - What do you think I should do ? - I 'm in no position to give advice . I 'm sorry about all the stuff in the papers , all the things they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to tell you . After we first met at the club ... - Lord Graves came to see me . - Graves ? He offered me money to help my family ... if I would ... see you ... and compromise you in some way . You went for it ? You let him bribe you ? - To begin with . - I do n't believe this . Ever since I 've been here , I 've had people sayin ' ... ' Stay away from her . She 's the wrong class . ' And I ignored ' em ! I kept tellin ' myself ' Everything 'll work out fine once they know you like I do ... once they find out what a great gal you were . ' And you were settin ' me up ! What did they give you for the night in the park ? Triple-word score ? It was n't like that . After that night , I gave Graves his money back . - I did n't know he already had photos . - Yeah , right ! Why do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and called to say I could n't see you any more ? It was too dangerous . I wish I could believe that . I do n't expect you to , or to believe that I 've missed you . But I wish we could still see each other . I was stupid . I was offered an easy way out of my problems and I took it . I did n't think about the consequences . I do n't know what to think any more . I 've been in over my head all along . The only thing I was ever sure of was you . You were England to me , Miranda . Come in . You wanted to see me , Your Majesty ? Yes , Gordon , I 'd like something . Anything , Your Majesty . No . Just an explanation . I 'll see what I can find out , Your Majesty . Perhaps you can ' find out ' why the note is written in your handwriting . I ... do n't know anything ... about ... anything . Do n't worry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hi . - Good day , Your Majesty . - Your Majesty . - Got a second ? Of course . It 's been a rather disturbing day . Yes , it has , but that 's not why I wanted to see you . I was thinking of something you said to me once . Most things go in one ear , out the other ... no offence ... but this stuck with me . You said you were nervous when you first decided on me or something like that . - Did I say that , Your Majesty ? - Yes , you did . - The word ' decide ' got me thinking . - Did it , Your Majesty ? Yes , it did . Now , I 'm the king , right ? - Oh , yes , indeed . - And as my assistant private secretary ... you are sworn to give me whatever information I might need , are n't you ? Yes , Your Majesty . All right then , Phipps . Fess up . - You wanted to see me , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in . Have a seat . I 've been talking to Dunc about something he said a while back . It came out there was another guy in line for the throne besides me . Is that true ? I 'm afraid it is , Your Majesty . Was his claim as strong as mine ? Almost , yes . His great grandfather had an unfortunate evening with a parlour maid . - So he was English ? - Yes . Then why was n't he chosen over me ? He begged to be let off . He insisted that he was undeserving of such an exalted position . In other words ... you just could n't face it . Yes , Your Majesty , I could n't . I did n't feel worthy and I have no children to continue the line . So I swore Phipps to silence and decided to stay on as your private secretary . Why ? So you 'd pick up a few pointers , just in case ? I was determined to help you do the job so well ... that ' just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to whisper advice from cover than risk its merit at the point of attack . I am sorry , Your Majesty , both for my deception and my cowardice . I probably ought a be pissed ... but I had nothin ' else goin ' and I did n't get shot . Plus you are a relative . Thank you , Your Majesty , for your tolerance . Call the Prime Minister . I wan na address Parliament . Parliament ? ! Parliament . My Lords , members of the House of Commons ... His Majesty , Ralph I , by the grace of God ... King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ... Head of the Commonwealth , Defender of the Faith . Please be seated . My Lords and members of the House of Commons . It 's unusual for a king to address Parliament ... but I have some things to say and I wan na say them first-hand . As you all know , I have made some terrible mistakes lately ... which have shamed England and cost its workers some badly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I know I ca n't undo what 's been done . I can only try to make up for it in some way . With that in mind , I placed a call last night to King Mulambon of Zambezi . I am happy to be able to announce ... that Zambezi will begin production of Africa 's first car by the end of the year ... and , in a deal worked out with Prime Minister Hale ... all of the engines will be built right here in England . This means opening three manufacturing and assembly plants in the Northeast . In addition , Zambezi wants to buy ? 200 million worth of English heavy equipment ... to help in the mining of their vast national resources . Yeah ! As happy as I am about all this , it does n't make up for my shortcomings as a king . I have done my best to learn the ways of royalty ... to try to be the kind of king you could be proud of . But I 'm afraid my best will never be good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my royal obligations . For that reason , I have decided to give up my throne . But before I go , there are some things I wan na set straight . Since I became king , one member of this house has worked to discredit me ... hoping that his family would return to the throne . The so-called scandalous photographs you 've heard about ... were taken and given to the King of Finland ... by a man working for Lord Percival Graves . This is an outrage ! A vile piece of slander ! I demand to know the source of these accusations ! We have the confession of a royal page , Gordon Halliwell , who worked with you . I know no such man ! And several cheques made out to the photographer , signed by Lord Graves ... - ... whose fingerprints were on the photos . - So ? I saw them at the ball . Scotland Yard found the negatives in his house this morning . By what right can you order my arrest ? By the Treason Act of 1702 ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ enacted by ... Charlie , Charlie , James again ... William III . Shame ! That 's right . String ' I'm up . Wanker ! I did n't bring this out to defend myself , but I embarrassed England unintentionally . Graves did it deliberately . This is kinda where my notes run out . I guess I 'll have to wing it from here . I just wan na say that when I first came here , I hardly knew where England was . But over the last few months , something has changed . I 'll always consider myself an American ... but I 've come to feel like I 'm English , too . I now realise how important a king can be to his people if he 's the right man . I also know that I 'm too set in my ways to ever be that man . As an Englishman , I want all of us to have the kind of king we deserve . For that reason , tomorrow I 'm turning over the throne to Cedric Charles Willingham ... who , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Wyndham ... and a better , more qualified man than any nation could hope for . And so to him I pledge my allegiance . Long live Cedric I , by the grace of God ... King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ... Head of the Commonwealth , Defender of the Faith . God save the king . God save the king ! Well , I ca n't help it ! I 'm gon na miss the geezer , all right ? And one last thing . There 's been some discussion ... and the Chancellor of the Exchequer has suggested ... a healthy annual income and a house in the country befitting your status . I do n't know , Ced . I should stay out of the royalty business . You would n't have any official obligations ... and I 'm having this house equipped with its own recording studio . Maybe I should give this a little more thought . I think so . After me , you 're still the only Wyndham left ... and there 's still the matter of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . I know you 'll do a hell of a job . You got the breeding , the know-how , you 've practically been king already . You 'll probably have to work on your dancing , though . And feel free to change the decor . Just a dab here and there . Anyway , I wan na thank you for everything you did for me . I could n't have made it without you . And you too , Dunc , and Tommie . It 's I who should be thanking you . You showed me how to be a king . Me ? I was a lousy king . On the contrary . You are a good and decent man ... and you 've acted honourably . I shall try to follow your example . Thank you , Ced . Hey , do n't forget the crown . Practise wearing it to get used to the weight . So long , Tommie . Good luck , Your Majesty . So long , Dunc . Goodbye , Your Majesty . So long , Your Majesty . Excuse @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Sir Ralph Jones . I proclaim you Ralph Hampton Gainsworth Jones ... Third Duke of Warren . # Duke , duke , duke # Duke of Earl , duke , duke # Duke of Earl , duke , duke # Duke of Earl # Duke of Earl , duke , duke # Duke of Earl , duke , duke ... # As I walk through this world # Nothing can stop the Duke of Earl # And you , you are my girl # And no one can hurt you , no , no # Yes , I # Know I 'm gon na love you # Oh , whoa # Come on , let me hold you , darlin ' # Cos I 'm the Duke of Earl # Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah # And when I hold you , you 'll be my duchess # My Duchess of Earl # We 'll walk through my dukedom # And the paradise we will share # Yes , I # Know I 'm gon na love you # Whoa , whoa # Come on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm the Duke of Earl # Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah # Duke , duke , duke # Duke of Earl , duke , duke # Duke of Earl , duke , duke # Good golly , Miss Molly # Sure like to ball # Good golly , Miss Molly # Sure like to ball # You 're rockin ' and a-rollin ' # You ca n't hear your mama call # From the early , early mornin ' to the early , early night # When I caught Miss Molly rockin ' at the house of blue light # Good golly , Miss Molly # Sure like to ball # You 're rockin ' and a-rollin ' # Ca n't hear your mama call # Goin ' to the corner , gon na buy a diamond ring # When she hugged me and kissed me , made me ting-a-ling-a-ling # Good golly , Miss Molly # Sure like to ball # You 're rockin ' and a-rollin ' # Ca n't hear your mama call # Good golly , Miss Molly # Sure like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ # You 're rockin ' and a-rollin ' # Ca n't hear your mama call # Mama , papa , told me : son , you 'd better watch yourself # If they knew about Miss Molly , I 'd have to watch my pa myself # Good golly , Miss Molly # You like to ball # You 're rockin ' and a-rollin ' # Ca n't hear your mama call

@@5221041 Good morning . Watch your back . All right . I see it . Ma'am . This for the living room ? Yeah . This is one of the nicest houses we 've ever moved anyone like you into . It 's got gas heat , air conditioned , harvest gold fixtures in the kitchen . If you like that kind of thing . Some of the ladies do . Hey , Linda , what do you think ? I always promised you a nice house somewhere in America . Let 's not get carried away , OK , Vinnie ? It 's gon na be a lot easier if you start calling each other Terry and Todd . It 's a nice house , Terry . okay ? No , you 're Terry and he 's Todd . Wait for me ! Let 's take a look inside . Come on . Thanks . I 'll need your social security number So I can process your payment . My what ? Your social security number so we can pay you . 2 . 2 . 1 . 1 . 5 . 5-dash . 6 . 6 . 9 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 2 . - 2 . - 1 . - 1 . 2 , 5 . 2 ... That 's one too many numbers . Take off the 5 . If you have any problems at all , call my office in San Diego . They always know where I am . Truth is , I 'm usually there . We 'll let you know as soon as we know when we 're going to New York to testify . Great . Great . Thanks for everything . You 'll like it here . It 's a nice community . I 'd live here myself if my wife did n't ... Did n't hate it , right ? No , no , no . Take my word . She 'd hate it . She has to be near town because she works with athletes . If you ever want baseball tickets , give me a call . Great . Baseball . The Padres play the Mets every so often . Though you folk are probably Yankee fans . Most organized crime people are . I love the Yankees . Linda loves @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? You are . If you have questions , give me a call . Thanks . I really appreciate it . This is my job . I get paid . You do n't tip FBI men . Sure , you do . Yo , Frankie . Oh . You think this guy 's for - - hey ! There 's a 4:00 nonstop out of here . You really going back to New York ? You 'll find another wife . I know . I could 've pulled out months ago . You would n't have gotten the big house Or the extra allowance for the spouse . Yeah , yeah , yeah . Next time I see you , you 'll be eating white bread . You 'll probably even like it . It 's not bad with egg salad . It 's better than the slammer . Keep telling yourself that , sweetheart . You might believe it after a while . And stay out of my purse while I 'm on the phone . I was n't in your purse . Yes , you were ! You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in my purse , Vinnie . I 'd like a cab at -- What the frig is the address here ? How should I know ? Number 1 Happy Street . You know what the guy tried to do ? No idea . I have n't met a criminal in years . He tried to tip me . Can you believe that ? How much ? 100 bucks . 100 bucks ? That 's not the point . The point is the man proffered a gratuity . It 's against protocol . I ca n't accept that . No , I know you ca n't . Not to mention it was insulting . Task completed , Coopersmith ? Yes , sir . This is n't going to take a lot of my time . This guy 's living in the middle of nowhere . Is there anything else I could take on in addition to my regular duties , sir . Coopersmith , This is an extremely important government witness . When you 've delivered him to his 2 court appearances , then we 'll talk about something else . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the dangerous world of FHA fraud . I do n't want to fill out any more forms . I want to go undercover . I want to stake out some son of a bitch in a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere and eat a lot of takeout food . I want to wear a windbreaker . Once , when I was undercover , I got to drive a BMW . I know . I ca n't help it . It was the high point of my life . I 'm getting back into undercover work . Forget it , Kirby . It 's against regulations . There 's overtime involved . You ca n't catch criminals in the FBI If there 's overtime involved . Something could change . Things change . Yeah . Right . This is San Diego all sports radio . We 're talking about last night 's game . Another heartbreaking loss by the home team . The Pads , way ahead , lost in the ninth when Wally Bunting walked in the winning run . Fans , what are we going to do about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Could 've happened to anybody , right ? Yeah . I guess so . Relief pitching . It 's a high-risk occupation . Anybody could blow a 7-run lead . 8 . Whatever . They 're sending me down . To the minors ? To Wichita . I 'm sorry , Wally . I 'm gon na miss you . Margaret will miss you , too . I 'm sure . I mean , therapists are n't supposed to say that they 'll miss their patients , so how do I know ? Boy , this is the second relief pitcher she 's lost to the minors this season . I 'm going too , Barney . Where ? To Wichita . Why on earth would you go to Wichita ? How old are you ? 26 . Look , I 'm sorry , Barney , But it 's just no fun here . You 're no fun . What do you mean I 'm no fun ? You get the oil changed on the second Tuesday , you get the car washed on the fourth Thursday . You get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You never ever get a different cut . Look at how you eat pancakes . What 's wrong with the way I eat pancakes ? How does he eat pancakes ? He has a system for eating pancakes . So the bottom pancake gets as much syrup as the top one . He has a system for everything . Wally . An error cost the Padres the game . The losing streak now stands at 4 in a row . KBAJ now ends its broadcast day . The score again-- L.A . 5 , San Diego 3 . Thank you very much . You 're welcome . Have a nice day . Good morning , sir . Would you like to try a vanilla bran oat crunchie ? What do you think ? Have a nice day . Fuck you ! That 'll be $12.36 . Wow ! A hundred . Excuse me , sir . I hope you had a very pleasant shopping experience . Yeah . Good ! Here 's a form for our suggestion box . If there 's anything you want that we do n't have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have n't had arugula in 6 weeks . What 's that ? It 's a vegetable . Car 274 to headquarters . Car 274 to headquarters . Male subject apprehended driving stolen green Chrysler . Hey , Hannah , Got a grand theft auto just waiting for you . Let me at him . And let me know when you 're done with him , because I could use him . He makes the hairs on the back my neck stand up . The hairs on the back of your neck ? Yes . That has never happened to me . I 've never been interested in anyone on any level unless I know ... if he 's a college graduate . Yes . OK , that probably seems quite comical to you . It 's your life . Suit yourself . I did ... and look where it got me . Todd Wilkinson , I 'm Hannah Stubbs . I 'm the assistant district attorney . How you two girls doing ? What robbery ? I borrowed a guy 's car . He gave you the keys . Is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the car . But he did n't . Right . If he 'd left them , I would n't have had to jump start it . How do you happen to know how to jump start a car ? I learned it in the army . I was in the motor pool , and everyone was always losing their keys . The entire United States army would n't have moved had it not been for me jump starting it . And it came in handy on several occasions - - jump starting ambulances in order to get invalids to the dialysis machines . What was the name of , um ... what was his name ? Eddie . Eddie what ? That 's all I know . He drives a blue Nova . You were n't picked up in a blue Nova . It was a green Chrysler . Oh . Well , that explains it . I jump started the wrong car . I was in a hurry . I was on my way to church to say some Novenas for Thanksgiving . Thanksgiving is not a Catholic holiday @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cacciatore , sweet potato parmigian -- There is no such thing as Thanksgiving in Italy ! It 's an American holiday . And I 've been to Italy -- To Florence , right ? Yes . Ever been to Sicily , by any chance ? No . Thanksgiving is very big in Sicily on account of the large number of Sicilians who went to America and then got thrown back out . There were 2 cases of liquor in the back seat of that car . People drink too much . Those 2 cases of liquor were reported stolen from Kelly 's Liquor on Fifth Street earlier today . You 're kidding me . I accidentally borrowed the wrong car of a guy who stole some liquor earlier today ? The car you stole belongs to the Reverend Malcolm Dickenson . He is the minister of the Presbyterian church here in Fryburg ! Are you sure he 's a minister ? One of my best friends makes his living as a completely phony minister . For 2 bucks , I can make you a minister . Some guys steal your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Now ? Can you see him ? What 's the license number ? Ma'am ? E-N-4 -- Oh , uh , down the hall , One flight up to your left . Thank you . E-N-4 . Call me Vinnie . It says here your name 's Todd . Barney Coopersmith , FBI . Hannah Stubbs of the district attorney 's office . What 's going on , Vinnie ? You 've got a ring of phony ministers stealing liquor . Make me a minister . I 'll go undercover , infiltrate them . We 'll nail all these -- OK , knock it off . What have you got ? Grand theft auto . Felony theft . Where 's the car we gave you ? If I knew , I would n't have borrowed the other one . We 're arraigning him in the morning . No , you 're not . We most certainly are . This man is in the federal witness program . He 's under the protection of the FBI . What are you doing in my purse ? Just looking . Cute kids @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's your husband ? Not anymore . Come on , Vinnie . Let 's go . You 're a good-looking girl , except for those army shoes . No wonder he split . Come on . You ought to get a pair of nice high heels . Spectator pumps , I think they 're called . Where are you going ? This man is a member of an organized crime family . They put that stamp on everybody . It 's a stereotype , and I resent it . He has to testify at 2 major mob trials in New York in the immediate future , so therefore you are not going to arraign him for anything tomorrow . Now wait just a minute . This is not a dump site for the toxic waste of criminal America . That 's my last mint . Spit that out ! Spit that out and return it to this woman ! Bring him back here ! Lady , this man is much more important than a couple of petty larcenies . That 's your opinion . You do n't live here . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know a narrow-minded fanatic is looking out for this community . Oh , really ? Oh , really ? Oh , really ? You got ta do better than that . You 're going to lose the argument . Stay out of this . How long have you been in this job , 2 weeks ? Go to hell ! Just go to hell ! Way to go ! What if he promises not to do it again ? Do me a favor . Tell her you wo n't do it again . I did n't do anything in the first place , which is what I was trying to explain . I am not happy about this ! Lady , this is justice department policy . Well , they 're wrong . They 're wrong , and I 'm right ! Let me ask you something . Have you ever been wrong about anything ? Yes . Once . The shoes , right ? The shoes are tragic . Creep . Disgusting , revolting , creep ! I thought he was cute . Not that one . The other @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm only saying this once . Tommy and I are going down to grandma 's house For Thanksgiving with dad . Do you remember dad ? Yeah , he used to live here . We 're going to be back on Sunday night , though . Promise you wo n't flush him down the toilet ? I ca n't promise anything . Mom ! I promise . Come here . You scared me . So what 's up ? What are you doing today , mom ? I 'm working , So it 's just as well you 're going . I would n't be here anyway . Do you still love our dad ? No , but I still love you . " and your dad loves you . That 's all that really matters . " Mm-hmm . Hey , everybody ready ? Hi , dad . Hi . Now go on . Have a good time . We 'll talk about this when you get back Sunday . Bye , mom . Bye , mom . Hi , dad . Let 's go ! Love you , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here like you still live here . What , I 'm supposed to ring the doorbell in my own house ? This is not your house anymore . I may not live here , but it 's still my house . He made me drink . I 'm drinking in solitary . Look at me . I-I 'm cleaning in solitary . Of course , you always clean in solitary . There 's nothing new in that , But still , drinking , muttering to myself , Compulsively scrubbing . Oh ! I do n't like this , Kirby . Really . The guy 's hanging around a bar . He 's looking to buy stolen credit cards . Could be a major criminal conspiracy . I do n't know . We go undercover . We blow this thing out of the water . Who made you undercover ? I did . It does n't work that way . This is your big chance . These are not the good one's . They got a limit . They do n't all have limits . They might not be valid . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from the post office . I work at the post office . I do n't know your name , though . My name is Todd Wilkinson . Mrs . Stubbs ! Hey , Mrs . Stubbs ! We got one ! We got us a criminal . No , we do n't . We got us a criminal we already had . Mrs . Stubbs ! As I live and breathe . It 's me , Vinnie . I know who you are . I just met you . Oh ! Oh , darn it . Brand-new shoes . No , these are old shoes . It 's a miracle they lasted as long as they did . There could definitely be a transfer of stolen goods taking place right in front of our eyes . Do n't be an idiot . What 's with you lately ? I 'll take care of this . Go home to your wife and family . Hey , you can drive away . I wo n't follow you . I have another errand to run , if you do n't mind . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to thank you for what you did the other day , Which , incidentally , the worst day of my life . I find that hard to believe . It 's Thanksgiving . I 'm in a community where I know no one but my bartender . My wife , God rest her soul , died 3 years ago to the day . I 'm sorry to hear that , but that is no excuse for criminal behavior . Like your shoes , it 's a miracle she lasted as long as she did . Aw , jeez ! Look at these guys . Look how cute they are . Look at them frolic like this . I 'm sorry , Mrs . Stubbs . I miss my dog , too . They made me leave my dog behind . How you guys doing , huh ? They would n't let you take your dog ? He only answered to his name . What was his name ? Fungole . Oh ! Need some help ? Yes . I would like a water turtle , and this gentleman is interested @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , ooh , ooh . Hey , hey , hey . Boo , boo , boo . I 'm not really . It 'll be a long time before I can even be with another dog . What are you doing ? All right , come on . There you go . Oh , God . I wish I could remember what the other one looked like . The turtle died , and you 're going to pass another turtle off as the dead turtle , right ? Right . Trust me . They all look alike . That one . Pretty bird . Pretty bird . Polly want a cracker . It do n't say Polly want a cracker . What do it say ? You 're under arrest . I once knew a guy had a parrot said that . Yeah ? $2.04 with tax . Is that correct ? Right . Thank you very much . You 're under arrest . I think I 'm going to stay behind and get me a new dog . Excellent . I 'm very happy for you . You dirty @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You dirty rat . I already said you dirty rat . Yeah , but I say it better . Johnny Bird ! I thought you was dead . That was the general idea . Billy Sparrow . Todd Wilkinson . Ooh , that 's a good one . Who 's the dame ? An assistant D.A . I recently made the acquaintance of . They picked you up ? Misdemeanor . They do n't have misdemeanors here . They just have felonies . Where 's Linda ? She could n't take it . Jeez , I 'm glad to see you . I was feeling so ... alone . You 're not alone . You are really not alone . Toot , toot ! Barney ! Barney , what a day . What a great day ! What are you doing here , Vinnie ? What am I doing here ? I live here . I live here . We got to talk . What 's the matter ? You seem down . I 'm not down . You look depressed . I 'm going to take you and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you a Flying Zombo . That 'll cheer you up . I got to talk to you . I 'm with you . I have a job , OK ? I 'm with you . My job 's to protect and safeguard you so you can testify at 2 major trials that are gon na send people to jail who are significantly more important than you . When you testify , they 'll try to destroy your credibility . If you get into trouble here you 'll just make it easier for them to tear you down . I 'm with you . So you can not commit credit card fraud . Who says I committed credit card fraud ? Yo , Todd . Hey , how you doing ? We have pictures of it . I 'm trying to tell you , I 'm with you . When I say I 'm with you , I do n't mean it like an expression like I 'm saying I know what you mean . I mean , I 'm with you . I 'm with the government . I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It does n't work that way . I 'm ready to testify . He 'll go to jail . I do n't want you to testify . I want you to keep your nose clean . Capeece ? You trying to say capisce ? Yeah . Well , do n't do it , Because it hurts my ears when you do it . Just out of curiosity , where 's your wife ? She , uh ... got the chicken pox . It 's terrible . She 's in the hospital . Really ? Did you tell somebody she was dead ? Who told you this ? OK , OK . Maybe I said it . She left me , Barney . Walked out the door . Yeah , well , my wife left me , too . When did this happen ? In October . That 's when mine broke up . What is it about October ? I do n't know . The pressure of Halloween ? You never know what to go as . That cute D.A . That 's who I told . Hey . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ than me and her . No , not my type . I like them a little , uh ... I do n't know . Kind of dirty or something . You ought to take her out . You ought to marry her . I 'm still married . A guy in Reno will marry you even if you 're still married . I 'll arrange the whole thing . Do me a favor . Do n't arrange anything . Do n't do anything . Just lay low until we get through New York . Stay out of trouble . I 'm with you . What 's this ? Oh . Surprise ! Surprise ! Rocco Bamonte ! Peter Baker . Peter Baker ? That 's fantastic . Richie Paolucci . No , no , no . Michael Peterson . I was your pallbearer . I appreciate it , Vinnie . Vinnie ! Nicky the Fish ! What are you doing here ? It 's great to see you , Vin . Hey ! Dino ! How are you , Dino ? Boy , Vinnie , you look good . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? A popover . There 's nothing in it . Last week I drove 43 miles to a restaurant I heard had good marinara sauce . How was it ? Please . They way I look at it , this is where you go when you die . Everything 's so clean . Everybody 's so nice . Good we 're not broke , or we 'd really be miserable . I 'm broke . But you get your check every week From the government , right ? How long you think you get your check ? Forever . Yeah ? Here 's to forever . What are you saying ? Read the fine print . They only send you the check till you testify . Then ... they actually expect you to go to work . Bastards . Creeps . What the hell ? We should go into business . There 's enough of us here to start a crime wave . Hold it . Come on , come on . Bring it in . Yeah , yeah , yeah . Hijacking . See you guys later . Good @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a good one , Vinnie . Now , Vin , remember , no speeding ! Watch yourself . OK , boys , back to work . We are not accusing you of anything but speeding at the moment , Mr . Wilkinson , but I 'd like very much to know about the items in your trunk . Which items ? Well , let 's start with the cassette players . I do n't know anything about cassette players . There were 40 of them in your trunk . Oh . A guy I know won those in a contest . They were part of a shipment that was hijacked 4 days ago on the way to Radio Shack . Oh , that 's terrible . And the swordfish ? I know this guy . His whole life is fishing , But he caught too many fish , so he asked me , would I keep some fish in my freezer , but I do n't have any room in my freezer on account of another guy I know giving me a side of beef . So he put the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ unbeknownst to me . Mr . Wilkinson ... put the ball away and sit down ! The books . You got something against books ? I have nothing against books . I 'm curious about the books in your trunk . You see , I was thinking of writing my story , so I bought this book on how to do it . Why do you need 25 copies of it ? In case I want to read it more than once . I 'm sure it will come as no surprise to you to learn these books were part of a shipment that was hijacked yesterday on the way to B . Dalton 's . No ! Yes ! Mr . Wilkinson -- How 's the turtle , Mrs . Stubbs ? Fine , thank you . Did your kids ever figure out you switched turtles on them ? Because I know it would be a major disappointment for them to find out . Did you have a warrant ? Barney , you know what this lady did ? She whacked a turtle -- This man appears to have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on what we found in his trunk . Did you have a warrant to search his trunk ? No . See , she did n't even have probable cause . You had no right to search . Probable cause . Jefferson put that in the constitution . Not for you . I 'm exactly the guy he put it in for . Mrs . Stubbs , I admire your zeal . Do n't patronize me . I 'm the worst-case scenario of Jefferson 's dreams . This way . Presumably , the statute of limitations will not have run out -- I 've been thinking of advising this man to get involved with you , but now I 'm afraid I ca n't , because you are definitely losing your sense of humor . You ca n't touch him . I can , too ! If you ever had a sense of humor . When you finish testifying , All bets are off . Everybody thinks they 're humorous , but they 're not . You commit so much as a misdemeanor , I 'll throw the book at you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman ? What ? You can unscrew a light bulb . See ? No sense of humor whatsoever . Care for something to drink , ma'am ? No , thanks . Something to drink , sir ? Let me borrow that pen again . What can I get you two to drink today ? Ginger ale for me . 2 double scotches , please . We 're only allowed to sell you 2 drinks . 2 double scotches would be 4 drinks . I see . All right , how about this ? You sell me my double scotch and you sell my friend his double scotch , but instead of putting his on his tray , you put it on mine , and I 'll pay for you both . You look fantastic in red and blue ... PAM . All right , then . That 'll be $12 . OK , and , uh ... keep the change , please . We 're not allowed to accept tips . Not allowed to accept tips . So your change is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get you something , ma'am ? Would you like something to drink ? Bye . You tip a flight attendant ? I tip everybody . That 's my philosophy . See , actually , It 's not tipping I believe in . It 's overtipping . I think this is the kind of thing people would like to know . Give me that pen again . American airlines flight 550 for San Francisco is now boarding ... Vinnie , tomorrow morning you 'll be seeing the prosecutors . Tomorrow morning I have an appointment with my tailor . You 're going over testimony . Gaetano 's expecting me at 10:00 . The next day you 'll testify , after which we 'll go back . Do n't let anyone know who you are or that you 're in town . You 'll telephone no one . If anyone looks like they know you ... Vinnie ! Vinnie ! Welcome home ! We love you , Vinnie ! Welcome home , Vinnie ! I do n't believe this ! Are you crazy ? Nobody knows I 'm here but them . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cuffs so I can hug my own mother . I ca n't do that , Vinnie . Do n't make me look like a criminal in front of my mother . Mama . Mama . Oh , mama . Mama . Mio bambino . Mama . Barney . Hey , hey , hey , mama , mama , mama . I thought Wankel invented the rotary engine . Vinnie ? Vinnie ? Vinnie ! Vaca . Where the hell where you all night ? Vinnie , we 're late . We have an appointment downtown . You see what I mean ? Tragic . Barney , take a look at the 2 of us . Take a look . You see , we do n't match . You dress like this , you attract attention to me . That 's dangerous . Wait till you see this . Wow . The worst . It 's a pair of socks . Just try something different . Vinnie , I 'm not interested in this . Of course you 're not . We know this . If you were interested , we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Tommy . No wonder your wife left you . She did n't leave me because of my socks . The wardrobe is a symbol of how you are . Now what do you think ? Barney , listen to me . It 's very hard for a human being to change . I know this . I am an expert on this . So , sometimes ... in order for a human being to change , you have to change from the outside in . Wow ! You look beautiful . Come on . Tomorrow , as the Provolone trial continues , the U.S . attorney 's office is expected to call Vincent Antonelli , one of the chief lieutenants to Gazzo until September , when he entered the federal witness protection program . Look how young I look in that picture . Jeez . What do you want from room service ? Nothing . You got to eat something . What I want is linguini at Bruno 's . A little linguini , a little scungilli . I 'll get you some Italian food . You think I like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for 2 . Room 606 . Do you have any Italian food ? What does that Italian dressing come on , salad ? OK , I 'll take one of those . And what kind of pasta do you have ? Macaroni and cheese . OK , I 'll take one of those . What 's this Chicken Volavent ? Can you make that without the silky cream sauce ? I just want it in a flaky pastry . OK , fine . Then -- What are you doing ? ! I 'm wrinkling up your jacket like you 're wrinkling your pants . What are you talking about ? Why ? ! You bought a $1,200 suit . You hang up the jacket , but lay around in your pants . You 're wrinkling the pants . Give me your pants . I 'll hang them up . What happens - - give me your pants - - the pants go to the dry cleaners more than the jacket , and you end up with a suit that does n't match . I 'll take this down to that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me the macaroni and cheese , and get one of those little bottles of wine ' cause I do n't want to drink too much . Will I need change ? No . No . They 'll have change down there . I 'll be back in about 5 minutes , OK ? Aarrgh ! Vinnie ! Vinnie ! Vinnie ! So we open up the truck , and what is there but 6,000 watches ? I think , great , 6,000 watches . Hey , how you doing ? But what I do n't realize is that each watch is worth 10 grand . Now if you do your multiplication ... May I help you , sir ? I 'm meeting somebody . Vinnie ! $60 million would buy the bar . So Eddie , make me the drink you made the night Mary was shot . I think it was a Bloody Mary . Psst ! Vinnie . Who 's that ? Come here . It 's Louie ! Louie Vinchenzi from San Francisco . What are you doing here ? This man 's so fast , he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ How was she ? Give me the suit , right now . I ca n't believe you did this -- A $1,200 suit on my credit card . You wan na have a good time or sit in the motel ? 18% on my credit card . Annette , give me that gray suit I gave you . I 'll be paying it off the rest of my life . Champagne for everybody ? What a fantastic guy . I could 've bought a VCR . Could 've bought a new car ! Do n't get him mad . I ca n't believe you did this to me . All right . Let 's go . Right now . Relax . This is my territory . Back to the motel . I want to show you something . You see those guys ? Yes , I do . If they find out you 're FBI , we have a problem . So , what 'll it be , the motel and TV or drinking and girls ? Know what I noticed about you ? What ? You never look them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a good-looking guy . You 're a better-looking guy than I am , but I always look them in the eye . Therefore , I 'll always get laid more than you , which is fundamentally unjust , am I right ? You 're into justice . This argument should appeal to you . Come here . What ? Leave your celery . Hiya , girls . How ya doing ? My name 's Vinnie . What 's your name ? Angie . Angie . How are you ? What 's your name ? Marie . I 'd like you to meet my brother-in-law Barney . He invented that valve doohickey on the artificial heart . Do n't ask me to explain it . Barney . What a great name . They always say that , even if your name is Morty . Now look her right in the eye . Hi , Marie . Hi , Barney . What do you say we all dance ? Oh , Vinnie , no . I 'd rather not . Come on . I want to dance . Do a little Merengue @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ take it easy on her . Let 's go . Pull it up . Pump up . What are you doing ? You 're too stiff . You 're slouching . You got ta stand up like this . Buckle your knees a little . Move your hips . Hey , Barney . Put your hand here like this . Ohh . Do it . Now watch this . Do it . Do it . Vinnie ! Aah ! Aah ! Hey , Barney . Yeah , Vinnie ? Where 'd you learn to shoot like that ? In the bureau . Really ? Yep . You saved my life . You saved my life . We 're in each other 's debt forever . That 's so great . Good night , Vinnie . Good night , Barney . And what happened then , Mr . Antonelli ? Mr . Capelli left the room . Did Mr . Gazzo say anything at this point ? Mr . Gazzo said , " kill the fart . " I apologize , your honor , But that 's what he said . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Richie , Al - - the guys who were there . And then they had a little eggplant Benny 's mother made . She puts capers in , which I think is a mistake . Then they killed Nicky Capelli . One behind the ear with a .22 . Richie loved to use .22s ' cause the bullets are small and do n't come out the other end like a .45 . A .45 will blow a barn door out the back of your head . Lots of dry-cleaning involved . A .22 will just rattle around like Pac-Man until you die . Thank you , Mr . Antonelli . You 're welcome . Your witness . Mr . Antonelli , Where exactly do you live ? Nowhere . Objection . Mr . Levine knows perfectly well the witness is unable to answer that question . I withdraw the question . Are n't you currently in the federal witness protection program ? Yes . You 're living somewhere in America under the protection of the federal government . You agreed to testify against Mr . Gazzo . And in exchange @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a nice house , and a weekly paycheck . That correct ? That 's not all I get . Perhaps you could enlighten the jury as to what else the government 's giving you in exchange for this testimony . Sure . I get to never see my parents again or my loved one's . I get to live in a place ... it 's OK . Do n't get me wrong . The air is clean . The people are nice . But for a guy like me , who was raised on the sidewalks of a city that never sleeps , it 's a living hell . There were times when I thought of giving it up , particularly when my wife left me . They gave us a nice house with flowers in front . It made her sick . But I made a deal with the government , so I 'm here to tell the truth . If you think I 'm saying what I 'm saying about Mr . Gazzo killing Nicky Capelli only because of the deal , you got a point , but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ between a light bulb and a pregnant woman ? I do n't know . You can unscrew a light bulb . Michelle , a drink here for my friend . Oh , I could n't possibly . Oh , come on , have a brandy . Monks make it . Vinnie , we 'll have to work so hard next time we come to New York so it wo n't be a letdown after this trip . What a fabulous time I had . Although I got to admit , it will be good to get back home . Barney , I 've been thinking . It does n't make any sense for you to have a problem with that D.A . Get off my back about the D.A . I 'm not talking about romance . I 'm just talking in general . Why make war with the D.A . ? You got ta be out of your mind , especially in your line of work . So when you get back try and make peace with her , a little gesture to show you 're friendly . Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ anyway . That 's my philosophy . Hi , Mr . Wilkinson . Hi , Mr . Wilkinson . Hi , kids . How ya doing ? Hi , Todd . Hi , Debbie . Hi , Brodie . What a day for a mow , huh ? Hey , tiger . Where 'd you get that jacket ? You look sharp . Hey , baby . Way to go , Coopersmith . Coopersmith . Good morning , sir . You could use a little help yourself . Who gave me this ? Hi , kids . My name is Todd . I 'm a friend of your mom 's from the office . Hi , I 'm Jamie . I 'm Tommy . What are you doing here ? We have to leave right away . Otherwise we 're gon na miss batting practice . Let 's go . Hey , we ca n't go . We ca n't go . Why not ? Of course you can . Now parking 's always a problem at the stadium , so I 've taken the liberty , and I hope @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A limo ! Oh , yes ! Where is it ? Does it have a TV ? Awesome . This is rad . Oh , yes ! We ca n't possibly . Oh , mom . Why not ? Please , mom . Yeah , please . Come on . Oh , thank you . Yes ! Hey , mom . Vodka . Put that away right now . Got any vodka ? Hey , there you go . Put your seat belts on . Hey , you do n't have to put them on in this . Hot dogs ! Are these good seats or what ? Here 's a program for you . And you keep track of everything . Never take your wallet out at the ball game . Did n't your mother ever teach you this ? No . Put this away . How many hot dogs do we want , 2 each ? Real men always have 2 . OK , and 2 for your mother . I do n't want a hot dog . She 's probably on a diet , right ? My @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to say , Be careful of women on diets because they 're always in a bad mood . And she was right , too . My wife walked out on me at the low point of my life . I thought your wife died . I only wish . 2 , 4 , 6 hot dogs , please . And keep the change on that and remember this section . Pass them down . Pass one to your mom . Barney Coopersmith , what a coincidence . What do you mean ? You invited me . It 's an expression . OK , you go sit next to her . Everything does n't have to be a war with you J . Edgar Hoover types . Hi . Hi . The reason you never take your wallet out at a ball game or anyplace else is that someone 's gon na steal it from you . When you wave your wallet around , they watch where you put it . When you get up to go to the bathroom , they follow you in and use a bumper . They @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ This is how it works . See that ? You feel anything ? Well , look at this . So always protect your wallet . Play ball ! Yeah . Play ball . Padres ! Padres ! Padres ! Padres ! Padres ! Padres ! Padres ! Padres ! What ? He was safe . Nice day , huh ? Catch it ! That was awesome . Yeah , how about that ? You kids play baseball ? We play in the field behind the mall . I know that field . It 's in bad condition , though . Every time it rains , it gets all yucky . A dome is what you need . The first little league in America with a dome . Really , it 's a worthwhile cause . You ought to raise money for it . It 's a cocktail party for law-enforcement personnel in the San Diego area . If you 'd like to come with me . Yes . I would . I 'll call you . You know , it 's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ melt all this stuff . Ahh . By the way , My name 's Shaldeen . Hiya , Shaldeen . What 's yours ? My name 's Todd . Todd . That 's a beautiful name . It 's Italian for ... " extra special . " Hello . Barney , how ya doing ? What 's going on , Vinnie ? I 'm in Reno . I just got married . You got what ? Married ! Say hello to Shaldeen . Shaldeen , say hello to Barney . Hi , Barney . Hi , Shaldeen . Can you put Vinnie back on , please ? Bye . You love her or what ? I do n't understand . You 're already married . I did n't marry her under my real name . I said , Vinnie , you 're already married . He said , do n't worry . I did n't marry her under my real name . Do n't tell me you 're gon na book him for bigamy ? No . Hannah does n't find him as funny as I do . I see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ humor . Of course you have . Everyone thinks they have , even people who do n't . You look nice . Thanks . Do you want to dance ? I 'm a terrible dancer . So am i , but I can do the Merengue . They 're not playing the Merengue . They will . Thank you . 1 , 2 . She 's a therapist . He owns a lumberyard . She left me for one of her patients . He left me for someone I was in a car-pool with . Jamie , the 9-year-old , is the serious one . You know how it is with brothers . If one 's serious , the other one 's funny . Like with me and my brother . You 're the serious one . I 'm the funny one . Really . She moved to Wichita , And I have n't seen her since . I see him constantly . He walks into the house without even knocking . Would you like to come in for some coffee or something ? Well , if it wo n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ mother 's . Your kids are at your mothers ? Good morning ! Guys ! Hiya . Hey . Oh ! You want to come into this house , you ring the damn bell ! I 'm sorry . Do you mind getting the door , please ? Thank you . Oh ! Aah ! Oh ! Ooh ! You 've chosen the right agent , sir . Barney , I 've got you the assignment of your dreams ! You 're going undercover , buddy . Congratulations . We 're launching a major sting operation tomorrow . Step into my parlor . At 1300 hours . Synchronize your watches , men . We get to be Canadians ! I still have the witness to look after Until he appears in court . He has one more court appearance . When ? In 3 weeks . This is an important assignment . You 're gon na be out for as long as it takes -- 4 weeks , 8 weeks , however long . I 'll make sure someone 's assigned to your witness . I assume that he 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ He just fell in love , sir . You know how it is when you fall in love . Sir ? Undercover ! Undercover . You ca n't even call ? We 'll be stashed away . You ca n't use the phone for anything that 's not related to the job . Someone could be tapping the phone . You could jeopardize the entire investigation . But you just got here . OK , fellas , this is it . Let 's go ! All right , get this : You 're Harry Redleaf , and you 're Dicky Thorson . You 're from Vancouver , and you 're in town to buy stolen goods rrom a major hijacking ring . They 'll contact you when they 're ready to fence their goods . When will that be ? Not today . It will be whenever it will be . So , me and Barney just sit here waiting ? That 's right . It will be a lot easier If you start calling each other Harry and Dicky . So , Dicky and me just sit here waiting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ name ! Have a nice day at the office , honey . See you later , darling . Bye , honey . Jesus , look at this shit ! Oh , look at this rain ! Bring it back here , Epstein ! Back it up ! Pull it a little to the left , Just a little bit ! Take it easy ! That 's it , hold it ! Ah , what the hell is this ? Where are the stereos ? How are we going to fence this shit ? All right , guys , what do you got ? We got two big spenders in town . We got nothing to sell them . What the hell are we supposed to do with these ? How many of these we got ? See , you guys see a problem . I see potential . Have a nice day . How you doing ? Would you mind us leaving this bottle here to raise money for the Fryburg little league ? Ha . Not at all . Have a nice day . Hiya , kids ! I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ long we 've been in here . Give us a clue . Give me some idea . I do n't know what 's happening . We lost contact temporarily . What are we supposed to do in the meantime here ? I 'm wasting the best years of my life for nothing . I got a wife and a family I 'm not with , Dicky , But you do n't hear me complaining . You call me Dicky one more time , And I 'll kill you . Thank you . Hi , Todd ! Hi , Todd ! Hiya , Tommy . Hiya , Jamie . What 's all that money for ? I do n't know . Race ya ! I 'm first , I 'm first ! I do n't know what kind I 'm getting . What can I do for you ? I do n't know yet . Got to look around . That looks really good . Take your time . I 'll get chocolate chip . Coming up . Okey-doke . It 's $1.00 , right ? Mm-hmm , $1.00 . Chocolate @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ changed my mind . Sorry . Maybe he 'll put in night lights ! No , he 'll put in a dome and astroturf . Mom , you should 've seen the money in the bottle . There 's like trillions of dollars . And it was our idea . Well , not exactly our idea , But we told him how awful the field was . He might even put in bleachers . Oh , yeah ! And astroturf again ! And maybe even a dome . All right . It 's the first time in my life I try to do something for someone , repay my debt to society , and you arrest me for it . He might be telling the truth . It was all for the community . I swear on my mother 's life . Let me do this . I live here . This is my home . For better or for worse . I love it here . And you were going to give the money to the community , were n't you ? Yes . Yes ! See , he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ When were you going to give the money to the community ? When I had all of it , obviously . Listen , Mrs . Stubbs ... Over here . Against the wall , sir . I 'm a new man . This is not the old me . This is the new me . He seems like a completely different person . He seems totally different . Anyway , I 'm not your problem . You have major crime going on right here under your nose . You 're wasting your time with me . I 'm nothing . I 'm small potatoes . What I could tell you about what 's going on around here if I wanted to , It 's big . Come on , buddy . What if he 's telling the truth ? At least listen to him . OK . What ? Two of the biggest fences in north America Are sitting right here in Fryburg , ready to make a deal on everything in town that is n't nailed down . They 're looking to buy a ton of swag and ship @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you trying to make a deal with me ? I do n't know . Am I ? There 's no deal if they 're not here . They 're here . If he said they 're here , they 'll be here . Yeah . Harry Redleaf and Dicky Thorson . From Vancouver . Did I tell you they were from Vancouver , or did I tell you they were from Vancouver ? Let 's go . First left out the door . Here you go . Thank you . They never leave the room . They just sit there like they 're waiting on something . Did I tell you , or did I tell you ? What about male customers buying things for their wives ? They all watch Oprah Winfrey . Police ! Police ! Police ! Freeze ! You 're under ar ... REST . Hannah . Bastard . You bastard ! I had no idea ! For once in my life , I 'm telling -- The deal is off ! I 'm arresting you for a scam moneymaking scheme to build a little league @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your real name . Cuff him ! He has to testify again in New York in 3 days , but he not gon na make it now because by tomorrow this story 's in the newspaper . In 24 hours every hit man in America will be here . I seriously doubt that . You want to bet ? I never bet when I 'm sure I 'm right . Presumably you have n't done much betting , since you 've only been wrong once in your life . Twice . Hannah . There you are . Barney ! Thank God ! You got to get me out of this mess ! That 's the way it 's been your whole life . You spill your milk , and somebody else gets to clean it up . Well , I 'm not cleaning up your mess this time . Hey , Barney , lighten up . Is that your solution , that it 's somebody else 's problem ? You steal a little swordfish , and Hannah should lighten up ? You pretend to raise money for the little league @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ turns against me , And I should lighten up ? Barney , I 've upset you . I 'm sorry . What kind of jail is this ? Oh , I do n't like to use this bathroom , so they let me use the office bathroom . Is n't there a guard ? Everything all right , Vinnie ? Oh , Jimmy , yeah . No problem . Thanks . Come on in . Come on in . Sit down . You have a pillow with your name embroidered on it ? Yeah , Crystal made that for me . It 's nice , is n't it ? Hey ... at least you never got involved with her . I ca n't believe I even suggested it ! Do n't you understand , Vinnie ? I 'm in love with Hannah . And now she hates me , and it 's all your fault . I 'm so pissed at you ! I 'm really pissed , OK ? OK . Why is it my fault ? Because you are a blight on this community , and I put @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I am sorry . Yeah , right . I am . Really , I am . I owe you . You saved my life that night in New York . I could never shoot at anyone . I never touched a gun in my life . It doomed me forever to middle management , and that 's the truth . I should do something . What could I do ? Vinnie , do n't do anything . Please , stop doing things . I have to make a phone call . Aw , Vinnie , now what ? I am entitled to make a phone call , am I not ? Oh , jailer . Should I use the office line or the one in the coffee room . Our position , your honor , is that we be permitted to hold Mr . Antonelli without bail . Every day he is on the streets , he commits a crime . And while that may be all right in places like New York where people are used to it , here in Fryburg , every citizen is a victim . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Coopersmith . Your honor , speaking for the Federal Bureau of Investigation , our position is that Mr . Antonelli must not spend another night in jail . His life is in danger . He must be protected so that he can testify and therefore , we ask that you grant bail and release him in our custody . Your honor , this is exactly what the FBI does . It pretends this man is in danger when no one cares about him one bit . There 's all this melodrama , as if cartoon hit men in white-on-white ties are going to walk in and try to kill him . Obviously , this is preposterous scenario , the sort of paranoid fantasy that -- Duck ! Duck ! Hannah ! Get down , get down ! You OK ? Move ! Cover the stand ! I got to get out of here . Follow me . Get going , Coopersmith ! Vinnie ! Ah , where is he ? Vinnie ! It 's all right , everybody ! They 're gone ! It 's all right ! Use my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thanks . Take my gun . Wow . You saved my life . I 'm in your debt forever . That 's how it works . Take me ! Get in . Just pretend I 'm your hostage . I ca n't believe it . You 're actually building this . Yo , Vinnie ! Yo , look at this ! Hey , Dino , Nicky , Benny ! Looking good ! Looking good ! Oh , mom ! Guess what he built . I know . OK , hold on a sec . It 's so awesome . Hannah , Hannah ! Is n't he wonderful ? Why did n't you say anything about this ball park when I arrested you ? What , and ruin the surprise ? You did n't say anything about this ball park because there was nothing to say . You arranged all this from jail to avoid prosecution for embezzlement . Now that hurts . Because this was my intention from the very beginning . The children needed a ball park , and I responded . See ... I know how it feels @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - - no , 8 - - all I wanted for Christmas Was a new red bicycle . My favorite uncle , uncle Alfresco , swore to me that he would buy me that bicycle . I counted the days until Christmas . 5:00 , Christmas morning , I run down -- All right . Nobody move . This is just between Vinnie and us . Guys , I 'm in the middle of an anecdote . Come over here and nobody gets hurt . OK , OK . Come on , kids , move back . And everybody just get out of the way ! Take Vincent ! Go , Vinnie ! Aah ! All right , freeze ! Hold it right there ! Nice action . Thanks . I thought you did n't -- I lied . Now , where was I ? Oh , yes . 5:00 , Christmas morning , I run downstairs and look under the tree , And what do I find ? Uncle Alfresco dead on the floor , Shot through the back of the head . Plus , no bicycle . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can accuse me of many things , but never for one moment did I intend to rip off these beautiful children . Is n't that right , Barney ? Yeah . Vinnie told me about this little league thing months ago . And the only reason I did n't say anything about it was ' cause it was supposed to be a surprise for the kids . Do you expect me to believe this ? Yes , I do . How about it ? Nice . Very nice . Hey , hey ! Now , when you guys are laying this sod , remember , green side up . Green side up . OK . Hey , Crystal , I want to show you this . Now , what 's gon na happen here ... Hey , peanuts ! Get ice-cold soda ! Hot dogs ! Car radios ! Peanuts ! Peanuts ! CDs ! Get your cannolis , zeppoli , Veal cutlet hero ! Get the new best-seller , how I got here - - adventures in a life of crime and punishment . Autographed by the criminal himself @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it or buy it ? I ca n't believe I 'm back in this crummy town . I must be working out some screwed-up karma . I know what you mean . Who would 've thought we 'd each have two husbands in a row who were in the federal witness program ? But you know , this lawn reminds -- Here , sweetie . Let 's have a good game . Hey , umpire . Yeah ? I got a little proposition to make you . The Fryburg Turtles ... They 're going to win , hmm ? Hmm ? And now , Fryburg city council 's man of the year , Mr . Vincent Antonelli , will throw out the first ball . Hey , all right , all right . Thank you . Thank you . Thank you very much . Hey , come here , kids . Come on , come . Whoa , look at these guys ! Looking good ! Whoa ! Huh ? How about that , huh ? Whoa ! Merengue ! Oh ! My boy Vinnie ! Oh , good boy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Thank you . Thank you very much . Thank you . Hey , Crystal , how 's our little one ? Turtles all the way ! Play ball ! You know ... Sometimes I even amaze myself .

@@5221141 Oh , here comes Daddy . How do I look ? - Terrific , Mom . - Good . You know , every payday I like Daddy to see what his last check went for . Assume the position . Hi . Nice to see you . Good to be back . If anyone needs me , I 'll be on the couch . Goodbye . So long . Do n't write . Do n't call . Al , perhaps you did n't see us . I think he 's playing dumb . No , honey . I 've known him for years . He 's not playing . - Where 's the money , Al ? - I got robbed . I was driving home and I drove by the bank , and the street was cordoned off . So I knew I should n't get out of the car , but I did and that 's when they jumped me . - Muggers , Al ? - Worse . Bankers . Bill collectors , electric-company reps that wiry little woman from the water company . They were all there . They threw me down , forced a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my will . I felt so violated . But I fought like a wildcat and I think I felt a toe snap when I bit through that water-company babe 's penny loafer . And that gas guy 's gon na be reading meters out of one eye for a while . Well , you know , this is my own fault . The organ grinder who owns the monkey does n't let him have the check . You 're the organ grinder , all right . Hey , what 's this ? Well , it was my handkerchief . Here , boy . Good boy . Hey , kids , look at this . It 's a brochure announcing a monthly shoe-sales contest . And the winner gets a free first-class trip to Hawaii . Well , that 's fine for the winner , but what would Dad get ? So you bowel-constricting vampires I call loved ones think I could n't possibly be a winner , huh ? - No . - Not really . Oh , sure , I pulled the handle on the slot machine of life @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mr . Cherry . But I was a high school hero . And I can do it again . Any man who can score four touchdowns in a single game after a night with your mother is surely capable of new glory . Al Bundy will win this contest and go to Hawaii . - First class . - How come the winner ... - ... only gets one ticket ? - Otherwise he 'd have to take his wife . Where 's the incentive there ? Here he comes . He 's coming in for a pit stop . Sold 24 pair of shoes , and I 'm in third place . Shower me . Squeegee me . Shoe me . Fratella 's in second place , but I can take him . He goes home at night to visit his wife . The sap still loves her . Luckily I do n't have that problem . No time for frivolity . Freshen me . Shirt me . Shoe me . Get away from me . I am now ready to sell . That should be Marcie coming to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was taking a shower and someone broke in and stole all my shoes . How odd . I only hope that this is not a night in which you need shoes . Well , you know she does , Al , I told you . We have a big , important dinner with the bank president , remember ? Marcie was in the shower , you told me my hair was a mess so of course , I ran off to fix it . When I came back , you were gone . You must have just missed the burglar . Anyway , hey , how 's my hair ? Soft , yet manageable . Now , Marcie , as a friend who 's also in the business let me fix you up with a nice pair of shoes . Now , just sit down right here and put your feet in my hands . You 're not gon na look up my dress , are you ? I 'm not going through the rest of my life blind just to sell you shoes . Now , here , let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Two-inch heels , which , by coincidence match your dress exactly . - They 're perfect . I 'll take them . - Fine . That 'll be $500 . Five hundred dollars ? Well , they came in a six-pack . Apparently , they were a family of cats and we were asked not to separate them . But trust me . They were n't killed for shoes . They were all run over by cars . That must be where they get Hush Puppies . Oh , spare me . Just give me the shoes . I 'm tired of looking at myself in your head . Come on , Jefferson , we 're late . And remember , after dinner when they serve the cigars and brandy you go in the other room with the wives . All right , but I better get a phone book for my pants because every time it 's the same thing . The lights " accidentally " go out and I 'm the helpless victim of a gang-goose . Look , those people are important to my career . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , come on . I need some help . The wind has picked up . Could be disastrous for my hair . You know . Mom . You know what I 'm thinking ? That we should go upstairs and split up Marcie 's shoes ? No , I was just wondering what I was thinking , because I forgot . Hi , Dad . - This is Petal . - It 's part of a flower . Is n't she great ? I met her in Quantum Physics . Hold my calls . There never are any , son . Never mind that now , Dad . See you tomorrow . Young lady ! Young lady , you do realize that 's my son 's bedroom you 're going to ? Yes . Hey , nice shoes . Dad , do n't . Come on , Dad . Dad , no . Come on , Bud . Get over it . What is one girl in the grand scheme of your life ? Just your only chance . Oh , come on , you 're not alone in this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm fine . And neither has Mom . And lately , neither has your father . Family . Bask in the glory . I did it . I won the contest . You 're looking at the shoe salesman of the month . I 'm going to Hawaii . First class . And you know what they have in first class ? Unlimited peanuts . And a passenger-lavatory ratio of only six to one . Gee , I 'm gon na miss you guys . Well , hang onto your haemorrhoids , honey . I have news for you . I called the airlines and there 's been a change of plans . I traded your first-class ticket in for four standbys . We 're all going to Hawaii together . And , Dad it was my idea . Oh , that was so smart . Well , standby is n't too bad . I mean , how long can they possibly make us wait ? Well , I checked on Seven . Marcie found him where we left him . In her guest room . She said she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the things that happen when she 's in the shower . - Well , what about Buck ? - Oh , I took care of that . I opened up six cans of dog food and I told him to only eat one each day . And I could tell by the way he dug into that first can that he understood completely . Some man or men are gon na be very lucky to have you one day . Attention , ladies and gentlemen . In the first-class lounge the champagne is now 42 degrees . And , as always , unlimited peanuts are now being served . First class . Champagne . Peanuts flowing like wine . That was supposed to be me . Welcome to the first-class lounge . May I see your ticket , sir ? This is standby . You embarrass me and yourself . - Excuse me . - Hey . It 's John Sebastian . Believe in magic , buddy . I seem to have lost my ticket . Oh , it does n't matter , Mr . Sebastian . We know you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are unlimited . Life is good . I should have said I lost my ticket . Would n't have done any good . You 're not a rock star . Oh , Richie Havens . Welcome , sir . Spencer Davis . Good to see you . Robby Krieger . I love the Doors . - Mark Lindsay , always a pleasure . - Thank you . Peter Noone . Please come in . Hey , man . Groovy there . Right on . Peace , love and women should n't have to cook , man . Dig it , I 'm hip . Try to keep the groupies off me if you can . Excuse me , excuse me . - Ticket , please . - Well must 've left it in the limo . Rock ' n ' roll always forgets . I 'm sorry , sir , but I do n't recognize you . You 'll need a ticket . Sebastian . John , my man . Come here . Hey , how you doing ? How they hanging , fellow rock bro ? Well , let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ them . Axle . Axle Bundy . You know , from- From Shoes and Socks , remember ? San Francisco , 1969 . I do n't remember too much about 1969 . Who does ? But seriously , you must remember me from the big concert last year . Live Aid . Lemonade . Kool-Aid , Ice Capade . One of those . Yeah , I remember . Peter , look who 's here . Who 's he ? Axle Bundy ? Oh , Axle , great . Hey , I 'm a big fan . I 've got one of your records . You remember the one that sold . Have you still got that tambourine-playing wife in your band ? Still screeches horrible backup vocals . Hey , you must be-Just call me yours . Yeah , and we 're Bombshell and Troll . Hey , fab . Hey , come on in . Unlimited peanuts for all in here . Hey , you got something on your tie-Sandwiches . Could you imagine living like this all the time ? No wonder Fergie 's such a piglet . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it ? Living it up with the geezers of rock . Speaking of geezers son , have you seen your mother ? No , but if she 's anywhere on this stewardess , I 'll find her . You are who I think of when I have sex with my husband . You are who I think of when I have sex with my husband . You are who I think of when I have sex with my husband . You are who I think of when I-When I clean up the floor around the toilet . Hey , Axle , come on and join us over here . We 're jamming . Yeah , come on , man . It would n't be a jam without ... Who is that guy ? The name 's Awful Grungy or something . I do n't - I do n't know him . But I know that 's Peggy , and I believe we all remember her . I think I remember him . Did n't he use to be the fifth Monkee ? Hey , Ankle , we 're waiting on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you never play at home . Oh , I do n't know . - Hey , fellow rock bros . - Hey . - I just had me a groupie . - All right . Hey , why do n't you jam with us . Come on , Al , for old time 's sake . Hey , man , where 'd you learn to play pastrami like that ? A little after-hours deli on the South Side . Wild , man . You got cold cuts in your blood , man . By the way , a little mustard on your pants . Flight 107 to Tucson now boarding Gate 4A . That 's us . Let 's go . Well . Come on , time to go . Say goodbye to first-class Axle and hello to standby Al . Hey , Axle . Where you going ? Forgot my ticket . Ticket ? You do n't need a ticket . Everybody knows you . Yeah , come on . We got the whole first-class compartment all to ourselves . And we 're doing a benefit and we need @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah , there are n't many bigger stars than you Maxwell . Come on , we need your blue-eyed , bad-wigged soul . Gee , why not , Al ? It 'd be just like singing in the shower . If you sang . Or showered . Come on . Oh , all right . Let 's go . Wait a second , wait a second . I need Lucille . - Take no prisoners . - Peanuts ! All right . And now , as promised the world premiere of the superstar video for Old Aid . We are the old We 've got arthritis - Our gums are weak - So weak From gingivitis We are the old We 've got arthritis We are the ones who wear bifocals And have bursitis There are people younger But we heed another call We really need the money Our accountants took it all We sing to you Those who have money Once we was cool But now we just dress funny We need your help So please , please dig deep Do n't call after 10 ' Cause we 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your help We ca n't pay our alimony bills Take it , Axle . We are the old They are the old We have arthritis They have arthritis Once we were gods Now golf excites us Golf excites them . So write a check A really big one . For our December There 's one more verse But we ca n't remember Sing this , Axle . One more time .

@@5221341 What are you doing ? Well , I 'm gardening . What are you doing ? I 'm gardening . What are you doing ? Why do n't you come over here and see , honey , since you seem so confused ? Oh , my God . You are gardening . Yeah . Hello . I am gardening . Why ? Because Babette bought me a bag of bulbs . Why would she do that ? She thought that cultivating new life would help distract me from my current emptiness and sense of loss . Well , that 's weirdly sweet of her . Yes , it was . Anyhow , I forgot about the bulbs ' til Babette brought them up this morning , so I dug them out of the garage . Where they 've developed some sort of mold . - This is the planet of the mold . - Help me . Mom , I 'm no botanist , but I do n't think anything 's gon na grow from this piece of tar . Just put it in the hole and cover it up . Why did n't you just throw them out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Hey , doll , how you doing ? Great , Babette . Just tending my bulbs . - Makes you feel better , does n't it ? - Absolutely , much better . - You need any help ? - Oh , no . I got Rory helping me . - Hi , Babette . - Hi , sugar . - Do n't worry , I 'm looking out for your mom . - I 'm glad to hear that . Oh , and just you wait ' til spring . You 're gon na wake up one morning , walk out , and pow , color coming out of your yin-yang ! I 'll see you girls tomorrow . I 'm going to have color coming out of my yin-yang . Well , then maybe you 'll finally get a man . This has got to be the grossest thing ever . Forget about the bulbs . Let 's talk about something else . How 's school ? School 's fine . It 's hard but good . Tanna 's fine . Janet and Paris are fighting because @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Paris up , and then the resulting argument wakes everybody up , and - oh ! Oh , my God ! You bulbed me ! You bulbed me ! - I was aiming over there . - Oh , it got my hand ! It got my hand ! - Shake it off . Shake it off . - Oh , it wo n't go ! It wo n't go ! You wiped it on my shirt . It was a reflex . - To ruin my shirt ? - I 'm sorry . - You never liked this shirt . - It 's not that . It 's just that ... - There 's something crawling up my leg ! - Oh no , oh no ! I got it , I got it . - There 's something crawling up my leg ! - I got it , I got it ! It 's big ! Okay , so the next time that Babette gives you a bag of bulbs to plant because you 're lonely , you say ... - No , thank you . - Class @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Why ? - Because it smells like a locker room in here ! - Tough luck ! Fine ! - Did the alarm go off ? - I shut it off . Who needs an alarm when you 've got Workout Barbie around ? Never mind that some of us were up finishing a chem lab ' til 2:30 in the morning ! I for one love waking up at five a.m . to the sound of someone grunting out crunches in the common room ! I told you - earplugs . You know , she talks to herself when she stretches . " Come on , Janet . Push it , Janet . Love the pain , Janet . " - It 's pornographic . - What time is it ? I know what she 's doing . It 's psychological warfare . Do n't let your enemy sleep . Push him ' til he cracks . Charlie tried the same tricks on our boys at Khe Sanh , and let me tell you , if she keeps this up , I am not gon na be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Paris , breakfast is over in five minutes ! I know . It 's Tuesday , too . That 's waffle bar day . Why did n't you wake me ? Oh , sure , blame me . I 'm the victim here , remember ? Excuse me , excuse me . Can I ... Yes , thank you . - Rory . - Marty . You remembered . Well , I was n't the one passed out in the hallway , so I had a better shot . True , very true . So , I see you 're a little late for breakfast . Yeah . My alarm was turned off . Hey , you want some eggs or something ? I always take enough for ten . I blame my brother . - He always took the biggest piece of chicken . - And left you none ? No , there was plenty more . I just really wanted that big piece . Oh . Well ... - Hey , I want you to meet The Breakfast Crew . - Oh , well , I 'm kind @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ together every morning , so someone came up with the name The Breakfast Crew . I mean , it 's not like an official club or anything . There 's no hats . At least not until we can all agree on a color . Excuse me , guys . I want you all to meet Rory . - Who ? - The robe . - Oh , the robe . Nice to meet you . - I told them about your act of kindness . - Oh , it was nothing , really . - I would n't say that . That was one nice robe . - We all took turns trying it on . - Not true . Ignore him . - I 'm sorry I have n't gotten it back to you yet . - Oh , it 's okay . - Nice bunny shoes . - Thank you . It was nice meeting you all . I actually have to go , so ... - I embarrassed you . - It 's fine . I 'm sorry . I was just so relieved that I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me ? Well , that night was really humiliating , so every time I saw you after that , I just hid . But then when I saw you show up this morning like that , I thought , here 's my chance to even the playing field . Marty , this is not as embarrassing as being totally naked . No , it 's not . But it 's close Well , consider the playing field leveled . Good . See ya , Rory . See ya , Marty . Exactly , yes , that 's just the kind of thing we 're looking for . Well , I 'm so glad to hear that because the last three designers we met with had very different philosophies . No , I did n't know you did the Silver Thatch Inn . Oh , that was so beautiful . Yeah . Okay . Well , why do n't we meet Friday , say , around two o'clock ? Okay . Luke 's Diner . It 's right in the middle of the town square . You ca n't miss it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Bye-bye . - What was that ? - I was taking it outside . Three people came in while you held the door open . - You 're exaggerating . - Why ca n't you respect the rules of my diner ? I do respect the rules of your diner . It 's that baseball cap I have issues with . All right , I 've done extensive research , checked references , and prescreened three other designers for you . Here are their names . Well , hopefully I wo n't need these . I think I just found a new designer for the inn . Well , good . I love doing research just for the sake of doing research . I live to grow . Are you still buying me lunch ? I 'd be happy to buy you lunch , but I should probably take you somewhere else . Why should you take him somewhere else ? Because , Kook Danes , Michel eats a very specific diet . Normally , yes , that 's true . However , every six months I give myself @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , and today 's crazy day . - Talk to me about your chocolate cake . - What do you want to know ? - Is it Mexican ? - Is what Mexican ? - The chocolate . - How would I know ? It would say so on the wrapper . You could go look . I 'll wait . Take him somewhere else . Oh , just bring me a doughnut , but put some sprinkles on it , okay ? Do you know what one of life 's great mysteries is ? Whether or not you 're going to be joining us for Friday night dinner . And since you pretend to be ignorant of the concept of the RSVP even though I know it was taught to you as a child , I am reduced to calling and asking you , are you coming ? Is that " uh huh , yes , I 'm coming " or " uh huh , I was reading while you were talking " ? Tell you what , Mom - plan on me coming , and if I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for everyone else . Lorelai , you know very well our dinners do not work like that . There is careful planning and shopping and preparation that goes into every meal no matter how boring and simple it may seem to you . Oh , Mom ... Hey , what ... - Get off that phone ! - Oh , shoot , Mom , there 's no cell phones in here . I 'll call you back later . Bye . And when I need you - nowhere . It 's obvious Hemingway is just using Jake 's impotence to indict a society which exploited its underclass to fight in the trenches of the first World War . Interesting theory , Heather . What does everyone else think ? I do n't know . I mean , is n't Jake 's impotence more about that generation 's loss of faith in love ? Please . That grossly ignores the social context . Rory 's right . The book 's about a guy who ca n't sleep with the woman he loves . - It 's not some Woody Guthrie song @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Heather . We 're out of time . Okay , everyone , we 'll continue this Thursday . I 'll see you all then . - Thanks for the save . - No problem . Heather can get a little " workers of the world , unite " sometimes . Yeah , I 've never actually met someone who likes the word bourgeois so much . So , what are you up to this weekend ? Oh , studying . Sleep , hopefully . A rarity in my dorm room . - Yeah ? Do you eat ? - Habitually . Ever been to Pancia di Lucca ? I hear it 's good . No , I haven't . - I was thinking of going there this weekend . - Oh , cool . Tell me how it is . Okay , I will . Or , hey , you could come with me . I ca n't this Saturday , but if it 's good , maybe another time , okay ? Sure , okay . So , see you next week . Bye , Trevor . Hey , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that if you leave your laundry in the machine for even two minutes after it stops , some incredibly impatient person will come and take your nice clean clothes out and dump them . - Where ? - Anywhere . The floor , the top of another dirty washing machine . My Belle and Sebastian t-shirt was in the garbage . So now , on top of a massive amount of reading and studying , I get to rewash my formerly perfect clean clothes . Well , that 's just wrong . I think you should quit school in protest . Okay , if you say so . Oh , no , wait . That 's not ours . What do you mean it 's not ours ? Who 's it for ? - I 've got five minutes . Where 's the pizza ? - There . - Thanks . Hi , Rory . - Hey , Lane . My mom ordered all the okra in the Western Hemisphere . - She got a great deal and I 'm starving to death . - Swallow . Between Seventh Day @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on the internet , my future looks very grim . - You want a Coke ? - No , no time for liquids . I have to be home for dinner in four minutes . Another piece , please ? Great . Okay , this is good . You all look good . Things are good ? - Things are ... - Okay , got ta go . Thanks for the grub . - She is so throwing up on the way home . - I 'm gon na go put this stuff in the washer . Wait , have some pizza and tell Mama all about your day . Okay . Oh , yesterday Janet woke up to find that Paris had chaired her in her room . Oh , nice . And then , later , when Janet had climbed out the window , she retaliated by gluing shut the opening of Paris ' glue gun . - Wow , she went for the crafts . - This war is getting totally out of hand . This morning Paris turned off my alarm because Janet woke her up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the dining hall in my pajamas and bunny slippers , and of course I ran into Marty . - Naked guy . - It was totally humiliating . Humiliating ' cause naked guy 's hot ? It was humiliating because I had terrycloth rabbits on my feet . So naked guy 's not hot ? Naked guy is Marty , and it 's not like that . He 's sweet . Sweet means bad butt . Sweet does not mean bad butt . Sweet means sweet . Poor naked guy . He should 've left his clothes on . Okay , you have got to stop talking about naked guy . I just met Marty . All right . If not him , are there any other guys on the horizon ? Nope . No ? How about a professor - someone older , wiser , - with brown cords and whiskey breath ? - Oh , well , yeah . There 's one of those . Come on , Rory . Well , this guy asked me to go try this restaurant this weekend , - but it was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tell him ? - That I was busy . - You do n't like him ? No , I like him fine . I mean , he 's smart , and he takes my side in the debates , and he 's decent to look at . So , why 'd you say no ? Too many clothes ? I do n't know . He ... he carries a bottle of water around with him all the time . - That 's just weird . - Right . Hydration . Very creepy . And he 's preppy , and I do n't really like preppy . Plus , he 's gon na go study in Barcelona next year . - So ? - So it 's a waste of time . It ca n't go anywhere . - It could go to dinner , maybe a movie . - Mom ... No , look , Rory , I know you 've never really dated . What are you talking about ? I 've dated . - Who did you date ? - Dean . You and Dean did not date @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Was relationship number two . So maybe I 've never dated , but you have n't either . I have dated at least once . - You had me with dad - relationship . - Yes , but ... Max - relationship . Dad again - relationship . Okay , fine , I may not be the world 's best dater , but I do it and you should give it a shot . I mean , you 're in college now . What else is there to do in college but date ? I 'm gon na go wash my clothes now . Wait . Was that it ? Is this conversation over ? Sorry , did I win ? - Here , I wanted to show you this . - Castles of Ireland ? There is a room in here that I 've always wanted to do . Here it is . Oh , I love that . What is that wall treatment ? - That 's anaglypta wallpaper . - What are you doing ? I 'm looking at anaglypta wallpaper . And the other @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just had a lot of books to go through . Luke , this is Natalie Zimmerman . Natalie 's gon na help us design the Dragonfly . - Nice to meet you . - Did I tell you we 're gon na have horses ? The property already has stables , so why not ? I love horses . I 've always loved horses ever since I was a little girl , and now I finally have a grown-up excuse to buy a pony . Great . Listen , National Velvet , you have to move this stuff out of here . - Why ? - Because this is a diner . People wan na sit . - This is business . - No , this is business , and it 's open , and it 's decorated , and it wants its seats back . Fine . Sorry about that . He 's trying to steal the " World 's Grumpiest Diner Guy " title from Mel . No problem . So you were telling me about anaglypta wallpaper ? Yes , it 's a textured paper that we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ if you want to give it a more , you know , vintage-y look . That sounds interesting . You know , Emily actually has some in the smaller upstairs guest bath . You should take a look at it the next time you 're there . - Emily ? You mean like my mother , Emily ? - Yes . - I did n't know you knew Emily . - Oh , yeah . I did her second-floor remodel about a year ago . I thought that 's how you got my name . Oh , no , I got your name from a magazine . - So you know Emily ? - It 's a small world , is n't it ? Yes , yes , really small . About the same square footage as that box they threw McCain in . So , are you ready to see bedrooms ? Yes , sure . Why not ? Next week we finish up with " Snows of Kilimanjaro " , then it is Hemingway 's pal Scott Fitzgerald , so do yourselves a favor - get a jump @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ session today , huh ? - It was fine . I ca n't believe we sit around and talk about books and get graded on it . I mean , there 's almost nothing I like more than talking about a good book or a bad book or a really thick magazine . Hey , Trevor . You know what else I like to do besides talk about a really good book ? Eat . Is n't that weird ? And , actually , for me , they 're linked . It 's true . When I talk about a book , I get really hungry - starving . - You ever experience that ? - Not really . Oh . Well , it happens to me all the time . Like right now , for example , starving , really . And I enjoyed " The Snows of Kilimanjaro " so much that I will probably be hungry for quite some time . All weekend , probably . Especially Saturday night . - Saturday night ? - Saturday night . Are you saying you want to go to dinner @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Well , I will be hungry . Well , that fact has been pretty well established . Okay . Sure . Yeah , let 's go to dinner Saturday night . - So , you 're at ... - Durfee , suite 5 . - I 'll pick you up at 7:30 . - Sounds good . Okay . I got ta hand it to you there , Trevor . You sure are persistent . - Davey ? You 're naming him Davey ? - Yes . - I love Davey . - Me , too . Oh , I ca n't believe you finally picked a name . It makes it real . Yes , because the stomach and massive ankles were too ambiguous . Does Jackson like it ? Well , he 's okay with the stomach , but the massive ankles freak him out . The name Davey . - It was actually his suggestion . - Really ? He wanted Davey if it was a boy and Colgate if it was a girl . - Colgate ? - His great-grandmother 's name . Great-grandmother Colgate . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she looked like a Colgate . Well , at least you know it 's gon na be a boy . Yes , but he does n't know it 's going to be a boy . And I realized he has to know that I thought Colgate was an insane name , but if I did n't fight him on it , it must be because I knew we were n't gon na have a girl and then he would know we were gon na have a boy , and that would spoil everything for him . So I told him , " We are not naming our daughter after a toothpaste ! " We got in a big fight and we 're not talking . - Cool ! - Yeah , I know . Everything 's perfect . My baby has a name and my husband 's sleeping on the couch . Oh , and I figured out that I 'll go with the Avery stove for the inn . Is that okay ? Because I know it 's a little more expensive . It 's your kitchen , Sookie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Natalie the minute I get home . - What 's wrong ? - Nothing . - It 's the Avery . It 's too extravagant . - No , the Avery 's fine . Everything 's fine . - You 're sure ? - I 'm sure . - Just ... Natalie knows my mother . - Emily ? How ? Yes , because she did her second-floor remodel like a year ago . Oh , so she really knows your mother . They 've been shopping together . It 's a bond . - Sookie , I do n't know if I ... - Lorelai , no . - She knows my mother . - So what ? Sookie , my whole life , my whole existence , my essence , my being , my ability to be this sparkling creature standing here before you - - all of this depends on the complete and total separation of my life from my mother 's life . That 's how it works . - But we like Natalie . - We do like Natalie . Remember all the other designers @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Remember the one that wanted to put the tiny mannequin in every room so that the lonely people would have someone to talk to ? - Yes , I do . - Or the purple , purple , purple guy . - Purple , purple , purple . - They were horrible . And then we met Natalie , and she was perfect . Look , just try . At least give Natalie a chance , okay ? Please ? - I 'll try . - Good . I 'm gon na go home and get going on the Avery . All right . I have to stop by Luke 's . I 'll call you later . - Okay . It 's going to be fine . - Yes , it is . Hey , Luke . What 's going on ? Oh , well ... Tom called . The banister on the stairs has to be replaced . It 'll be $4,000 . Tamsin Cordally called . He needs a deposit on the quartersawn oak . It 'll be $4,000 . Julio the landscaper called . I have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to be $4,000 . Vicki from Vicki 's Horse Supply called . She thinks Pepper and Gunsmoke would suit your needs , but Gunsmoke snores , so the stables ca n't be too close to the guests ' bedrooms . Rory 's looking for her black Converse , and , oh , one last thing - - I 'm not taking messages for you anymore ! - Sorry . - What did you do , have business cards printed up ? - People just know I 'm here a lot . I missed a call from my meat guy because I was on the phone discussing Gunsmoke 's deviated septum . I 'm gon na call all these people today and tell them never to call me here again . - You bet you will . - Consider it done . Good . - Just ... - What ? Just one more thing . Did a package arrive for me here today ? - What ? - I 'm sorry . Never mind , never mind . Luke . Sorry . I 'm cutting it kind of close here . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you were cutting it kind of close . Everybody , drop everything . Ed 's cutting it kind of close . - Here 's your tickets . - You seem mad . Look , Ed , just go to the game and enjoy it , okay ? - Choke on a hot dog while you 're at it . - I have to tell you , Luke , I am never accepting anything free from you again . What a threat ! Boy , you 're a real master of fear , there , Ed . Look out , Jason and Freddy . Ed may never mooch off of either one of you ever again ! - What is wrong with you ? - Nothing . - You 're yelling at Ed . - Ah , Ed bugs me . - Ed cries . - I 'm just having a bad day . Excuse me ? Days . You 've been stomping around , barking at people for days . - I have not . - Yes , Cujo , you have . - I always talk to people like @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - I 'll be fine tomorrow . - Really , Lassie ? Why is that ? Look , I bought these tickets for Nicole ' cause she 's a Yankees fan . I thought it 'd be nice if we went to a game together . - Oh , man . - And it 's no big deal . I mean , the closer it got to the game , the more I felt like a loser . I mean , I 'm sitting on these tickets , which means I thought I 'd still be in a relationship . I do n't know . Stupid . I broke my own rule . I asked for it . What are you talking about ? Never plan for anything more than two days in advance . That 's your rule ? Yes , ' cause when you make plans , then you have expectations , and when you have expectations , then you will get disappointed . Having expectations also gives you something to look forward to . Yes , then you 're looking forward to being constantly disappointed . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Hey , I have an idea . - Tomorrow night is usually movie night . - What ? Rory and I would always rent a bunch of movies , order food - - it was our thing . Now she 's at school and busy , so why do n't you come over ? It might be fun . - Okay . - Yeah ? - Sure , what else have I got to do ? - Ah , I love when men say that to me . What time ? - Eight . - Eight it is . I 'll stop by the video store and pick us up a couple movies . What do you want to see ? I do n't know . Come on , tell me . I do n't want to get something you 've seen . Do n't worry about it . I have n't seen anything . - People always say that . - Well , with me , it 's true . - " Casablanca " ? - Nope . You have never seen " Casablanca " ? Are you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Chinatown " ? - Anything at all . - " Bonnie and Clyde " ? - A video game would be nice also . " It Happened One Night " ? " His Girl Friday " ? " Treasure of the Sierra Madre " ? " Diner " ? I saw " Mr . and Mrs . Bridge . " Oh . My house , eight o'clock . We have such work to do . I 'll see you there . Oh , by the way , if my package arrives today , bring it with you , okay ? Thanks . Hold on , whoa . Wow , that could have been very ugly , huh ? The great cappuccino disaster of 2003 . Very sad - - Shelley Winters drowns . Think the coffee was stronger than I thought . - Can I take your coat ? - Thank you . Your daughter called and said she was gon na be late . Her class ran long . - Oh , so Rory 's not here yet ? - No , it 's just you and your mother @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I left something in the car , so I 'll be right back . Could I - just - it 's new . I ca n't be away from it just yet . Oh , thanks . Okay . Back in a flash . What are you doing ? I was looking for my lip gloss . You need the radio on to look for your lip gloss ? Well , I came out here and I could n't find it and so I thought maybe if I tried to retrace my steps , it would turn up . - Very clever idea . - Yeah , I thought so . So I put my purse on the seat and I put the keys in the car , and naturally the radio came on ' cause that 's what it does , and , " Shadow Dancing " was playing , which was one of my all time favorite songs in junior high . - And you forgot to look for your lip gloss . - Just for a second . Which makes sense since it 's in the ashtray @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is . Look at that . Yes , it 's a miracle . Come inside , Lorelai . Well , ca n't I just wait ' til the song ... I 'm coming . You ca n't sit here for three seconds without Rory . Not true . Oh , stop it and sit down . I want to talk to you about something . I just found out that Sookie is pregnant . Do n't look at me , I had nothing to do with it . - May I ask why you did n't bother to tell me ? - Well ... Lorelai , your not telling me about Sookie is unforgivable . - Why , it 's not like you 're such good friends . - I went to her wedding . So did Kirk . I have n't sent her a gift , Lorelai . How does that make me look ? Like you hate her and all childbearing women . You are so intent on keeping me out of your life . It 's not even my life . It 's Sookie 's life . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pregnant . How did you find out about it , anyway ? Why , are you going to track down the informant and have him shot ? Maybe . It does n't matter how I found out . I found out , no thanks to you . Mom , please , just tell me how you found out . Why ? Does it bother you not knowing ? - Yes . - Me , too . - Rory , you 're here . - I 'm so sorry I 'm late , Grandma . - Hi , Mom . - You 'll pay . So come on , sit down and tell me all about Yale . If you do n't , she 'll find out anyway . Yale 's interesting . It 's a lot more free-form than I thought . Well , you 're an adult now . They treat you like an adult in college . In college , yes . In the Gilmore house ... We 've switched subjects , in case you were wondering . So tell me , what are your plans for the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are always parties going on , but I 'm not going to a party this weekend . - I 'm actually going on a date . - You are ? - Well , your first college date . - Who 's the lucky guy ? - Just a guy from my English class . - No . - Your English class . - What happened ? - I thought you turned him down . - You turned him down ? I know , but I thought about it and I reconsidered . What did you do ? Did you ask him out ? You asked him out ? Oh , Rory , tell me you did n't ask a boy out . I did n't ask him out . I just made sure he knew I was available . - Better , Mom ? - No , that 's not better . Rory , you 're in Yale , not Amsterdam . How you conduct yourself socially is as important as how you conduct yourself academically . I promise , it was very proper . Yes , Mom , she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What do you know about this boy ? Do you know where he 's from , who his parents are ? No , I plan to find that out on the date . - What are you gon na wear ? - I do n't know . Do you want to borrow something of mine ? - No , she does not . - What does that mean ? It 's bad enough that you have n't taught your daughter how to interact with the opposite sex . You will not dress her up in one of your " Sex and the City " ensembles and send her out to tell the entire campus , " Do n't worry . I 'll ask you . " How do you know about " Sex and the City " ? Okay , see , something like this outside against a wall - very " Little House on the Prairie " with a twist . I love " Little House on the Prairie . " Jack the dog . Where is Lindsay Sidney Greenbush ? When she came tumbling down the hill , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - What do you think ? - I do n't know . I 'm not really sure . Okay . Well , just keep in mind that anything you see here I can have duplicated . I 've got this guy in Delaware that can knock off anything for about half the price . Maybe we should go . What ? We just got started . Well , maybe we should think a little more before we shop . What are you talking about ? We 've been thinking for months . Let 's start buying ! Holy mother of God , this bench is $15,000 . We can find something else . - Oh , no , we do n't have to find something else . - What are you talking about ? We have absolutely no problem paying full price for that bench . - What ? - Yeah . No money problems or problems of any kind . Our entire lives are perfect . We have no complaints and plenty of money . - What are you talking about ? - You know what , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'll be back . - We can not afford that bench . - Oh , I know that . I do n't want her to know that . - Her - Natalie , her ? - Yes . - Why ? - Because it could get back to my mother . - What could get back to your mother ? - That we have money problems . We do have money problems . I know , but I do n't want my mother knowing that we have money problems . I do n't want any personal information leaked out because in Emily 's hands , - that could be a weapon . - Well , Natalie 's not gon na say anything . How do you know ? How do you know she 's not filling my mother in - on our every move on a daily basis ? - You 're being paranoid . Oh , yeah ? My mother found out about you being pregnant . - Not from Natalie . - How do you know ? Because Natalie herself did n't know until about a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Okay . This is getting crazy now . You have got to go out there and talk to her about this . - I do n't know . - It 's the only fair thing . Come on . Go . Hey , look , Natalie , I have to say something to you . I feel a tad silly even mentioning it , but I think I have to . - Did I do something that ... - No , you did nothing . You 've been great , really . Great ideas , great attitude . - It 's just that ... you know my mother . - Yes ? That 's it . You know my mother . And my mother and I do n't exactly have the smoothest of relationships . Right . I mean , we 're not warring or anything , but it 's just that we 're very different , and I feel kind of weird sharing things with her . Look , I promise you , I have n't been in contact with your mother for a long time . Maybe twice @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that was it . I had n't even met you yet . So trust me - - she knows nothing that you have n't told her yourself . Oh . Okay . I feel really stupid right now . No , do n't . I enjoyed working with your mother , but this inn is the kid of thing that I love to do . And the place has incredible potential and somebody 's gon na get a chance to make it a wonderful inn . I would be heartsick if I lost this opportunity . Look , I have n't spoken to Emily in months . I doubt I 'll be speaking to her in the future . I promise . - Okay . - Really ? - Absolutely . - I 'm so glad . So am I . So now that I talked myself back into a job , what do you think the outlook for this lawn jockey is ? Not good . - Emily would hate it . - Wrap it up . Okay , so this is option number four . Tanna ? Tanna @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Okay . Sorry . Start again . What do you think ? Men respond subconsciously to a woman 's pheromones . You should run in place ' til he gets here . It 'll give you a nice musk . Go back to your leg . Roommates meeting starts in two minutes . Hey , I told you to stop with the math and the Sharpies on my good sheets . Okay . Sorry . - How come the puppy does n't pee on your bed ? - I 'll be right out , Paris . Hurry up . All right , everyone , take a seat , please . Rory , one last curtsy , and let 's move . My date will be here in ten minutes , so talk fast . Thank you all for coming . Now , I 'd like to start this meeting by saying that no one here is on trial . This meeting is about healing , it is about redemption , it is about accepting responsibility and making amends . I do n't believe this . This is a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we can resolve them and go on with our lives . Hey , since I 'm already standing , why do n't I start ? This is thrilling . Setting your alarm for 5:30 in the morning when no one else here shares the desire to put on nylon shorts and run in circles for an hour like a greyhound is selfish . I have a partial athletic scholarship , Paris . The grunting and the sweating , and there are plastic balls everywhere . - One balance ball . - No one can sleep . No one can breathe . Rory missed breakfast the other day . You 've seen Rory eat . She can not miss breakfast . Paris has a point there . Excuse me , but if I remember correctly , Rory missed breakfast because you turned her alarm off . Janet does have a point there . And while we 're airing grievances , what about your stupid craft area ? Everywhere you turn , there 's glitter or seashells or macaroni . - And the smell of the glue . - Hey , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . The coasters I make are for everyone . Those push-ups are for you and you alone . - I vote we get rid of craft corner . - No , that 's my emotional homework ! Okay , let 's just all calm down for a sec . No . I can not calm down . I have tried to be reasonable . I have told myself over and over , " God , look at her . Imagine what she 's been through to make her turn out like that . " - A lot ! - But you 're impossible ! And frankly , I 'm just sick of your constant negativity ! You 're on steroids , are n't you ? That 's what 's behind this obsessive behavior . You 're calling me obsessive ? - I am not intimidated or afraid of you . - Hi . You ready to go ? Just one sec . We 're finishing up a roommates meeting . - I 'll race you . - What ? To Hewitt Quad and back . I win , no alarm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ crafts area into Rory 's and my room . - Forget it . I am not gon na race ... - On your mark , get set , go . Now they 're gon na have a nice musk . - Shall we ? - After you . Ah , man bearing bags of food . Come in . - I went a little overboard here . - No such thing . I got tons of fries , half a pumpkin pie . You got whipped cream here ? Always . And , I was n't sure what to do with the burgers because sometimes you order with double cheese , sometimes you do n't , so I brought one with normal cheese and one with ... - What did you do ? - I ordered food . I said I 'd bring food . So I ca n't contribute , like I 'm a piker ? No . Just that I did n't need to bring food . I 'm leftover girl . I 'll have the burgers tonight and the Chinese food during the week . Then you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tonight . I do n't like fresh Chinese food . I like stale Chinese food . I give up . - I got you a nice , cold beer . - Appreciate it . You are one click away from " Casablanca . " Start it up . No , whoa . We need to get situated . Are you all situated ? - I 'm situated . - You need to , like , squish around a little . - I do n't need to . - Come on , squish around a little bit . I 'm fine how I am . Okay , but , you ca n't squish during the movie because it 's distracting . That 's rule number one . There 's rules ? Oh , yeah , especially for a true classic like " Casablanca . " It 's not like we 're watching a there's-nothing-else-on movie or a guilty pleasure like " Hardbodies . " Oh , my God . Have you seen " Hardbodies " ? I do n't think so . Three middle-aged guys rent a beach house and they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ girls , a.k.a . " Hardbodies . " - Let 's see that . - No , Luke , we 're seeing " Casablanca . " - Then let 's see that . - Okay , the rest of the rules - no talking during the movie . No exceptions during a true classic . And minimize distraction . You know , no shifting around a lot , no phone calls , nothing . No going to the bathroom . If you go , you miss the movie ' cause we 're not pausing the movie . That 's the only way to get the flow of the thing , okay ? - Fair enough . - Okay . Here we go . What 's that ? Okay ... A , no talking during the movie , and B , do n't tell me you 've never seen the FBI warning before . It 's new to me . Oh , my God . You 're beyond monk . You 're uber-monk . Just start it up . I wo n't talk again . Okay , just one more warning @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hundred years ago , it featured a train rushing toward the camera , and people were so sure the train was going to burst off the screen and crush them that they ran away in terror . Now , Luke , the train is not going to leave the screen . - Hit the button . - Okay . Hang onto this . We 'll page you when the table 's ready . Thank you . A riot of color . Geeky but cool . Ever been to Italy ? No . Yes . What am I saying ? Yes . I was just there . Duh . Hard thing to forget . Yeah . I 'm just so used to not having been anywhere , but yeah , I have . And what 's it like ? Terrific . Boy , they have these places all over . Two in Miami , Detroit . Hey , two in my hometown . - Now , that 's a great town . - Definitely . So you 've been there ? - Where ? - Chicago . - Is that were @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ saw where I was pointing . Oh , no . You know , I miss things about home that I did n't think I 'd miss . Like my little brother Brian . He drove me crazy my whole life , and now I ca n't wait for his e-mails . You have any siblings ? No . You know , I read this article once about restaurants like this where they have an open bowl of mints that you grab on your way out . And when people come out of the bathroom , a lot of them do n't wash their hands . They 'll grab a mint and walk out , and people have studied the mints and they found traces of urine in them , so they 're urine mints . - Hey , we 're being paged . - Good . Right this way . - Thank you . - Enjoy . - Stop doing that . - Shh , no talking . - Then stop doing that . - Doing what ? Looking at me . Vain party , table for one . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the movie . It 's creepy . I enjoy watching people watch certain parts of certain movies . But you look over just before something big happens , so I always know something 's coming . Oh , I do ? You did it just before Humphrey Bogart saw Ingrid Bergman for the first time . Well , she 's the costar . You knew something was coming . - There goes our flow . - Well , we missed stuff while we were talking . - Hi , it 's Lorelai . Leave me a message . - You 're back too far , we 've seen this . - I did n't . I was looking at you . - We 'll never get through this . Mom , are you there ? - Oh , wait , wait . - Come on . Mom , if you 're there , pick up . - Honey , are you okay ? - There goes the phone rule . - No , this whole night is sucking . - What ? How ? You 're right - I 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of this feeling I have . I 've never had this feeling before . Sort of frozen , sort of unsure , sort of wishing you 'd read a lot of dating articles in preparation ? I have no idea what I 'm doing here , and everyone is staring at me - because they know we 're on a bad first date . - Oh , so the guy 's a dud ? Trevor 's fine . I 'm moronic . I bring the conversation to a crashing halt every time I speak . Well , where is he now ? In the bathroom , probably pondering my brilliant anecdote about urine mints . About what ? You know , when people go to the bathroom and they do n't wash their hands and they come out and they take a mint . Oh , my God . I 've been eating those mints for years . - Hey , did you know about urine mints ? - What ? And I 've already forgotten everything that he said to me - the name of his brother and sister @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ same side of the table . We keep bumping menus , and my neck already hurts from trying to turn and look at him when he talks . Can I tell him to sit on the other side ? Honey , you just ... you have to relax , ' cause it 's just a date , and sometimes dates do n't go well . I mean , I 'm sorry I ca n't be of more help , but if he comes back and you 're on the phone , it might make things more awkward . - Bite the bullet , huh ? - Yeah . Sorry , but yeah . - Okay . I 'll talk to you later . - Bye . - Oh , poor thing . - Dating 's the worst . Yeah , but they 're sitting on the same side of the table and that 's awkward , and she ca n't think of what to say next , and you know , she 's just got ta go through it and figure it out on her own . You just have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ those wings are for . She could say there 's a draft . - What ? - Where she 's sitting . She could say the air conditioning is hitting her , switch to the other side , - and just blame it on that . - That 's perfect . - Mom ? - Hey . Is he back yet ? Say there 's a draft and move to the other side of the table . It 's very ladylike to feel drafts . He 'll totally understand . Okay , good . And then ask what his brother and sister 's names are . - He 'll like that you cared enough to confirm . - Yeah , that seems right . Do n't worry about the conversation . Just talk , and if the talk does n't flow , it does n't . And stay away from urine-related topics , and you 're good to go . - Thanks , Mom . - Oh , the draft thing was Luke's . - Well , thank him for me , too . I 'd better go . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so much better . She says thanks . I would n't trade places with her for the world . Really ? You would n't want to go out with a boy named Trevor ? - You might want to wait and see his picture . - I mean dating . It 's a horror . It 's the only cure for the singleness thing , barring ordering a spouse off the internet . - I missed nothing by not dating . - Not true . If I had dated a lot , I 'd still be single . I 'd just have spent a lot of bad nights at Tony Roma 's . Yeah , but dating is how you get to know your potential partner . It 's the only way . There 's the gut . I can tell if I 'm comfortable with someone within seconds of meeting them . I feel it here . I felt it with Rachel . I felt it with Nicole . - I was immediately relaxed . - You 've got the gut thing . Well , it 's just knowing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a gut thing . - Aah ! You 're fast-forwarding . We 'll not gon na get through this thing . I just wan na get to the good parts . There are no bad parts of " Casablanca . " Just go back . Back . I 'm gon na go grab dessert . Hey , phone again . - Hello ? - Who is this ? - Who 's this ? - This is Emily Gilmore . - Who 's this ? - Luke Danes , Mrs . Gilmore . Your daughter 's friend from the diner . I 'm not really supposed to be talking to you here . Hang on . - Why did you answer the phone ? - You answered it before . Yeah , but that was Rory . You should have told her I 'm not here . - Then what would I be doing here ? - Light maintenance . - Come on , take it . - You broke a rule . You 've broken every rule . Yeah , but dodging my mother 's phone calls is not a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Mom . What 's up ? So now you 're telling people they ca n't speak to me ? No , Mom . It 's just a little movie-night rule . If you and Luke wan na talk , you guys can talk . - I 'm talking about Natalie Zimmerman . - Natalie ? I called her today about sprucing up a room she did for me a year ago , and , as you would say , she blew me off . Well , what did she say ? She said she could n't help me out , but she would n't say why , so I leaned on her a bit . She cracked and said she 'd made you certain promises . Mom , I never told her she could n't work for you . She said you did . - Well , no . Our agreement was ... - So there was an agreement . - Yes , but ... - To exclude me ? No . Well , not exactly . You know , Lorelai , perhaps it would be easier if you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ not allowed to have contact with . So far I know there 's Natalie and Sookie and Luke on movie night . What about Richard ? Am I still allowed to talk to my husband ? Mom , this is just a big misunderstanding . Go ahead and hire Natalie . But you 'll still have a problem with both of us using her . I will cease working with her . She 's all yours . I 'll tell her tomorrow . Oh , wonderful . So it 'll be my fault she loses the job . No , Lorelai , you keep her , and I promise I 'll never speak to her - ever . If she 's bleeding on the side of the road , I 'll drive by and pretend I did n't see . - Mom ... - I have to go . I 'm firing Natalie . - That 's up to you . - Consider it done . - I 'll see you Friday . - Yup . I know just how you feel , Rick . Mom ? Tell me he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , we made it through " Casablanca . " He fell asleep during " Hardbodies . " How do you fall asleep during a classic like " Hardbodies " ? There 's no accounting for taste . He looks comfy there , does n't he ? Yeah , he does . So , you wan na talk about it or you wan na forget about it ? Well , there 's nothing much to talk about . It was just bad . I got a little better as the night went on - talked a little more . He was very nice , just not my type . Oh , and the whole draft thing backfired . How so ? Well , I switched over to the other side of the table . Then he started to feel the same draft and came over to my side . - But we made up the draft . - The power of suggestion . - Boys are so malleable . - It just all seemed so forced . I mean , I felt like I was locked into the pointless societal ritual @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Luke and I were debating that . Luke thinks it 's all about gut instinct - you know instantly if a person is right for you . I think you have to go through a lot to find a contender . And you 've been very lucky with boys before . They were just always sort of there , but I think for the most part , - a girl 's got to hunt a little . - And go through a lot of non-contenders . Yes , then the non-contenders become your fun bad-date anecdotes . In fact , on your next date , if you 're stuck for a topic , - tell him about your bad date . - But what if that date is bad ? - Then you have an anecdote for your next date . - And how long does this go on ? You 've seen " Grey Gardens . " It could go on forever . - Oh , well , just shoot me now . - Hang in there . - Go with Luke 's gut thing if all else fails @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there . Oh , yeah , somebody had already dumped them out , so I put ' em in my basket to keep ' em clean . Hope you do n't mind . No . Thanks . Wow , that 's the coolest laundry basket I 've ever seen . I love The Smiths . I had an older brother that got me into them , and when my friends were listening to Hootie and the Blowfish , I was memorizing " Meat is Murder . " Well , I have a mom who 's pretty much cooler than anyone you 'd meet , - and she did the same thing . - Mine 's a plain old soccer mom , but she 's great . Well , being away like this makes you think about stuff like that , does n't it - home ? Totally . Hey , would you maybe wan na get a cup of coffee sometime , in between classes or something ? I do n't think so , but thanks . You 're welcome .

@@5221441 When I was 14 , it seemed like all I did was work . I worked at school . " Four score and seven years ago , our forefathers " brought forth from this continent a new nation , " conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal . " I worked at home . Sometimes I even went sleep-working . But the one thing I always did for fun was go to the movies . Man , did you see Purple Rain ? Yes ! " Why do n't you stay a while , see how it 's done ? " Man , did you see Rambo ? Yeah . " Do we get to win this time , sir ? " Man , did you see Beverly Hills Cop ? " Here , why do n't you go ahead and take this banana ? " The one big movie I missed was Ghostbusters . " I got slimed . " " Man , that chick is toast . " Are they still talking about Ghostbusters ? Yeah . It 's only the biggest movie out this year . - I ca @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you seen it ? - No . - Then what are you talking about ? - I thought you saw everything . - I kept missing it . Now the only place it 's still playing is the dollar theater . But popcorn still cost eight bucks . And this is the last week . Maybe we can catch it on Saturday . - It leaves Thursday . - Forget it . We 'll have to see it when it comes out on video in 4 years . Back then , that was quick . I 'm not waiting four years . Class ... I just want to let you know that I wo n't be here tomorrow because I have a funeral to attend . Who died ? My sister . Oh , I 'm sorry . Thank you , Chris . It 's hard because I do n't have 19 or 20 other siblings like you . What 'd she die of ? She died of a bad case of grammar . Watch those prepositions . Greg , you know what ? I think we can go see @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Cut school . I ai n't afraid of no ghosts . 2x15 Everybody Hates Cutting School In my neighborhood , most kids ' parents did n't get involved at school , so whenever my mother had the time , she would . I 'm coming up to your school tomorrow to help out with the book fair . Are you going to help at my bookmark table ? I 'll try , baby . When are you coming ? Around 9:00 . Why ? Nothing . No " nothing . " What 's wrong ? Well , I just do n't want you calling me " sweetie " and stuff like that . Last time you came , people made fun of me for a week . Why do n't you just call him Joe Rockhead ? That 's what all my friends call him . That 's ' cause your frien smell like hot toilet bowls . You smell like underarm and booty crack . Hey , stop it . We 're eating . Well , do n't worry , Drew . I wo n't do anything to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was planning to cut school , I was acting guiltier than Michael Richards at an NAACP meeting . When can I come up to your school ? Not tomorrow . Not tomorrow . Nothing 's going on , anyway . I was n't asking about tomorrow . Just in general . I know , I 'm just saying that nothing 's going on tomorrow . What , are you embarrassed about me , too ? - No , I 'm not embarrassed . - Then what 's your problem ? - I do n't have a problem . - Then why I ca n't come up ? You can come to the school , just not tomorrow . What 's the big deal about tomorrow ? Nothing - - that 's what I try to tell you . That 's not what I asked you . I know , I just said that tomorrow nothing 's going on . Then why making a federal case out of it ? - I 'm not . - You are . When you can come up to the school , I 'll let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you come up to our school , too ? No , baby , I have to renew my driver 's license tomorrow . Baby , I thought you did that already . A new license costs 17.50 . And I 'm not giving them people my money until I have to . My father waited until the last possible moment to pay for everything - - and I mean everything . Your meter 's only got a minute left . When that quarter runs out , I 'll put in this one . Baby , you 're almost out of gas . When that gas runs out , I 'll put in some new gas . Push . Push . Julius , would you just pay the man , please ? ! When the baby 's all the way out , I 'll give him all the money . You better get up there early ' cause you know how those lines are . Yeah , I 'm going to be there when the door opens . I 'm going to take my picture , pay my 17.50 and be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to cut costs , I was trying to cut class . Man , this is going to be so cool . Wait , you never cut school before ? I 've had perfect attendance since kindergarten . Well , listen , if you do n't want to do this , I understand . I would n't want to mess up your record . Nah , it 's cool . Who knew that in the future this one unexplained absence would keep Greg from getting into Harvard ? If we get caught , I can just say it was your fault . Same thing happened to Colin Powell . The only thing I 'm worried about is , what if people miss us ? Like who ? The only person that 'll miss you is me . The only person that 'll miss me is you . Things are n't much different now . What about when they take attendance ? Oh , I got Pedro to cover for us . Meanwhile , my father was there bright and early to beat the line at the DMV . Too late . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ going to renew my license . Well , get in line . This is the line to renew your driver 's license ? No , this is the line for tickets to see Scritti Politti . Yeah , this is the line . Man , all these people . I thought I was gon na be out of here in an hour . Try three . Make that three and a half . While my father was gettinginline , my mother was about to getoutof line . Well , Rochelle , all I need you to do is to help the children pick out a book , and then send them to the front to pay for it . That 's it ? That 's it . I have everything else under control . No , you do n't . I could 've stayed at home for this . Back at school it was lunchtime . Today 's special was " Running Like Hell . " - You ready ? - Ready . All right , now just be cool and keep walking . My biggest worry at this point @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . While we were cutting class , Greg was sweating like Lil Kim in Sunday School . You think they know we 're gone ? The only one that would even notice is Caruso . He can just beat somebody else up . What 's that ? I was up all night packing for everything we might need . I 've got peanut butter sandwiches in case we get hungry , I 've got some wet naps in case we get sticky from the peanut butter sandwiches , I brought a compass in case we get lost , some extra water , Rolaids , aspirin , a traveling toothbrush ... Greg , we 're going to the movies , not Gilligan 's Island . If we did , Greg would have got with Mrs . Howell . Hold on . For my " cutting school " scrapbook . Smile . Greg saw that picture on eBay last week for $500 . Only problem with my mother helping at a book fair was she did n't read books and she was n't fair . Girl , does your mother know you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Flowers in the Attic . Now that sounds nice . Read that . You done lost your Jackie Collins mind . And do n't cut your eyes at me , either . Boy , do n't you know you are too big for a coloring book ? White kids your age are building sculptures by now and you 're over here trying to stay inside the lines . Come on , Picasso . Get to chipping ' . Come on . Chip on . You should n't be embarrassed that your boy only has a fifth grade reading level . You should be embarrassed that he 's 27 . He should be reading War and Peace , not Horton Hears a Who . Here . Here you go . Hey , baby , how 's it going ? Oh , I 'm sorry , sweetie . I did n't mean to call you " baby . " - Honey , I ... - Mom , just be quiet . What are y'all laughing at , with your hoop earrings on ? Let 's see if your mother 's giggling @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ now , huh ? It ai n't funny no more , is it ? Come on over here , girl . Buy some lemonade . It 's good . My baby made it . The line was getting shorter , and so was my father 's patience . What ? ! You 'd think they were married . May I help you ? You got people out here . You ca n't just go to lunch . People have stuff to do . Then why do n't you come back another day ? Because my license expires today . Well , then I guess you 're just gon na have to wait . And do n't bang on this door again . She 's lucky he did n't bang on her head . The weirdest thing about being out of school on a school day was plain and simple : no kids . This feels strange , like everyone 's staring at us . Almost like being a black kid at an all-white school ? Enjoy the show . Two tickets for Ghostbusters , please ? Two dollars . Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's ... It 's a black ... holiday . Yeah ? Which one ? Which one ? The Autobiography ... of Miss Jane PittmanDay . Great woman . She was a credit to your race . And Howdy Doody 's a credit to yours . What are you doing here ? I 'm an octoroon . In that case , only one-eighth of him should be off from school . Okay . Enjoy the show . Happy holidays . If I made it past this guy , I would finally get to see Ernie Hudson 's best work . Meanwhile , at the DMV , my father was playing the waiting game , and he was losing . 126 , window " A . " 37 , " D . " 37 , " D . " 42 , window " F . " Number 25 ? Can I help you ? Yes , you can help me . I 'm here to renew my license . Number 127 , window " F . " This license is expired . No , it 's not . It expires today . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is almost 2:00 . Yeah , but I been standing in line since 7:45 a . m . Are you one of those people that waits until the last minute to pay ? No , I 'm one of those people who likes to wait until the last four hours and 15 minutes to pay ! Would you like a dime so you can call someone who cares ? I ca n't believe he did n't take the dime . Please , ca n't I just give you my money and go ? Thanks . Right after you take your written test . I 've been driving for over 20 years . I know the rules of the road . My father knew the rules of the road , but they werehisrules . In a construction zone , you speed up . When pedestrians are entering the crosswalk speed up . At a railroad crossing , you really speed up . In the meantime , my mother decided to give Tonya a lesson in making the hard sell . What 's wrong , baby ? Nobody 's buying my bookmarks @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here and mope ? I do n't know what else to do . Well , these bookmarks ai n't gon na sell themselves . Especially because you can use any piece of paper for free . If people ai n't coming to the bookmarks , you take the bookmarks to the people - - take that side . Lift it higher , girl . That was a bigger fire hazard than pyrotechnics at a Great White concert . Hey , girl , you got a bookmark ? No , thank you , I do n't need one . Oh , okay , Miss Evelyn Wood . I guess you 're just gon na speed-read through the whole book . And who are you ? Oh , who are you ? With your magic book that just stays open to whatever page you leave it on . Excuse me , I got to go . Girl , you need to go with your cheap behind . You ca n't spend 25 cents on a bookmark ? Did you spend all your money on cookies ? No ! I did not spend @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of yours . I bought a book . Oh , really ? What 's it about , crushing dreams ? ' Cause that 's exactly what you 're doing . Fine ! I 'll take one . Thank you . Here you go . Bye . Lay off the cookies . I wonder what they 're doing at school . Feeling like suckers . On behalf of the Corleone Junior High students I 'd like to welcome a very special guest -- Earth , Wind Fire ! Yeah , suckers ! Excuse me , can you be quiet ? Ms . Morello ? I thought you were at a funeral . No , stupid - - she 's at yours . Chris , I 'm sorry for sshushing you . I know your people ca n't help talking in the movies . Why are n't you in school ? I wonder if she 'd believe it was Chicken George Day . Well , we just finished lunch , and we figured we 'd get a little popcorn , and ... now we 're on our way back to school . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's obvious you and Gregory are playing hooky . I do n't mean to be disrespectful , but what are you doing here ? - Well , Greg ... - Hey , baby . I got the popcorn . You want Junior Mints or Goobers ? - I got both . - You 're on a date ? Chris , we all grieve in our own way . Grieve ? Who 's grieving ? - Did you go to the funeral , too ? - What funeral ? So you lied about your sister dying ? - Yes . - Your sister died ? - No . - How could you do that ? That 's neither here nor there . The fact is , you should n't be here . Well , I 'm sorry - - I just wanted to see this movie . I did n't think missing one day of school would hurt . Chris , I know you must be a big Ernie Hudson fan -- Thalmus is , too - - but do you think Ernie Hudson cut school to go see Gary @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ made a movie ? And , Greg , you should be ashamed of yourself . You can see a white man in a movie anytime . Sorry . Come on , Greg , let 's go . Chris , wait . - Stay . - Are you serious ? Yes . But do n't you ever let me find out you 've done anything like this again , you understand ? Yes , ma'am . Could you not mention that you saw me here ? Yes , ma'am . Nice meeting you . Enjoy the movie . Back at the DMV , my father was DOA . I 'm sorry , sir , you fail . What do you mean , fail ? Let me see that ! What 's wrong with this one ? Speed limit in a school zone is 25 , not 50 . Not if he 's late . Fine . I 'll do it again . What do you think you 're doing ? I 'm going to take the test . You got to get in line , get a number , wait for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , where I will give you a new exam and then you can go to the testing area . I have to do this again ? ! If you want a license . Good thing she ca n't read minds . 42 ! " It ... " was ... the ... " beast of ... " times . " It ... " was ... the ... " roast ... of times . " I mean , my God , boy , did you eat a bowl of lead paint for breakfast ? Go on and sit down and let one of these other illiterates take a crack at it . Excuse me , can I speak to you for a minute ? Oh , I 'm sorry , is there a problem ? Yes . You . Drive safely . Thank you . Here you go . Oh , you do n't pay me . That 's the line to go pay . 59 ! Hey , baby . Where you been all day ? Getting my license . It was horrible . Remind me to renew early next time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out . - What ? - They called the cops and everything . Yeah , we had to beg for them to let her go . Why are you arresting me ? ! You should be arresting these teachers ! Please let my ma go ! Kids at a book fair that ca n't read ! - Oh , get her out of here ! - I should call Jesse Jackson ! Jesse ! What happened ? Those people do n't know how to run a book fair , that 's what happened . Chris , how was your day ? The hardest thing about having such a great day was pretending it never happened . What do you mean ? What do you mean , what do I mean ? It 's a simple question . - I know . - Okay . Okay what ? Did anything interesting happen in school today ? Like what ? Like I do n't know . You were there all day - - that 's why I 'm asking you . Nothing happened . Why did n't you just say that ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thinking about seeing Brewster 's Millions tomorrow . How many times do I have to tell you to hang up your jacket when you come in ? I am standing here with Verdine White of legendary RB group Earth , Wind Fire , who did an impromptu concert today for the lucky kids at Corleone Junior High . Verdine , how was it ? It was really great . But the only sad thing , though , I heard there is a black kid named Chris at the school , but he was n't here . Well , that 's too bad for Chris . Reporting live , I 'm Julie Lancaster at Corleone Junior High . Back to you , Bob , at the studio . So nothing happened in school today , huh ? Who you gon na call ?

@@5222041 AQUAMOM - Six . - Are you out of your mind , Drama ? That girl was perfect . Excuse me , sweetheart . How would you like to come to a movie premiere Wednesday night ? " Aquaman " ? - I 'd love to . - Here you go . - See you there . - Thanks . See you there . " Six " my ass , Drama . She was a six to me . And I would n't have given her a ticket . 50 hot girls have walked by , guy 's had a problem with every one . - That 's ' cause none will look at him . - What was wrong with her ? She was top-tall , bro . What the fuck is top-tall ? Torso 's too long , legs are too short . - She was inverted . - Your brain 's inverted . I do n't have to defend my rating system . Every girl I 've given a ticket to has been at least an eight . And what do you rate , Drama ? I 'm just curious . Blow me , E . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the cards . Not many cards left . How many did you guys give out anyway ? Just the right amount . Yeah , it 's like chumming for sharks , Vince . You throw enough blood and guts in the water , you 're bound to catch a great white . Yeah , except there 's gon na be 50 girls at the party who all show up thinking they 're your dates . And what happens when 50 sharks show up looking for their goodies , E ? Feeding frenzy . Whatever . We got Ari in 30 . Let 's roll . Let 's do it . Hey . 10 ! - Last ticket . - Our work here is done . Excuse me ! Jesus Christ ! Lloyd ! What the fuck is this ? - Your finger . - It 's dust , Lloyd . It 's fucking dust . Why is it here ? The cleaning staff 's on strike . You know that . They strike , you work . You 're Asian . You 're supposed to be a neat freak . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ coming up . - Lloyd ! - It 's the agent , Ari , not the office . And you do have a lovely view . It 's West fucking Hollywood , Lloyd ! And what I got is nine people in 1400 square feet . Now go grab a rag . Go ! I want every desk sterile enough for you to get trained on . Lloyd ! Look at this . What a dump . You could use the exercise anyway , fat boy . Yeah , why do n't you race me up , you 50-year- old cocksucker ? Hey , Lloyd . - Hey . - Hey , Lloyd , you might want to tell someone the elevator 's out . I would tell someone , Johnny Drama , but who ? Do you guys need a quarter to feed the meter ? No , we 're all good , Lloyd . You telling me I could n't be repped at this shithole ? You 've been repped at bigger shitholes , right ? - What 's the good word , boys ? - Ari ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ uh , it 's really ... - it 's nice . - Thanks , Drama . How 're you doing ? Still no agent . What do you say ? I say that it 's important that whoever reps you cares about you , right ? - Right . - Right . Vinnie , E , let 's go . Awful . Just awful . So boys , boys , big week . Big week . The kind of week that you will remember your whole lives . Like the week that you got your first blowjob . Do you remember that week ? I do . Ninth grade . One of the boys on the chess team , Ari ? Oh , E . You could never have gotten this girl . Never . Beth Mariposa had a mouth like a Dyson vacuum . You know , never lost suction -- Okay , Ari , big week . Why are we here ? - I want to talk business . - Okay , shoot . Who are you taking to the premiere ? Shauna says you 're rolling solo @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the boys . - No , no , no . You 're not gon na roll the red carpet with the three musketeers . - Not this time . - It 's only two . I 'm bringing Sloan . Perfect . Let Vinnie walk the rug with her . She 's way too hot for you anyway . - He 's worried . - Definitely . - What am I worried about ? - The movie . You 're worried it 's not gon na open . This is why we should 've taken a job . Should we have taken another job , Ari ? You take a job after we open . Any job you want . He always said " you take your next job - " before the last one opens . " - That was your quote . Yeah , but I amended that quote when you got James Cameron and the biggest movie ever . - He 's nervous . - Definitely . Boys , I am not nervous . We are all good . But this is the biggest night of your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ai n't " head on . " We want to make a statement . A statement that says , " I am a man now , not a boy . " Come on , let 's be classy . You 've been banging every girl west of Sepulveda for the past six months . Just pick the one skank that 's gon na photograph well and be done with it . Boom ! - Hey ! - That does sound classy . E , for the love of God , help me out here . Look , I agree it 's a big night . Okay ? And if you 're gon na take someone you got to be smart . This girl 's gon na be linked to you for a long time - so she 's got to be premiere-worthy . - Okay . All right . I just do n't think any of my west of Sepulveda skanks fit the bill . Bottom line , there 's only one woman in my life who really is premiere-worthy . - Who ? - Ma . Aquamom ! I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's coming to L.A . , bro . - No way . - We 'll see . You 've never gotten her to come before . What makes you think she 'll come now ? - She won't . - No way . - We 'll see . - Why do you keep saying we 'll see ? - I 've got a plan . - What kind of plan ? You 'll see . Power 106 , Big Boi 's Neighborhood . Vincent Chase is in the hood ! The movie is " Aquaman . " Premieres Wednesday . It 's huge . It 's everywhere . My question to you , Vince , is how is it ? I begged Ma to come to my " Viking Quest " DVD release party . She said no . What would possibly get her to come to this ? Look at these two . One on the left is from the 50 Cent video . Video hos . I love it . What the fuck are you looking at ? I 'm just playing with you , sweetie . Flirty @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Boi , I need a favor . - Anything for Aquaman . I got you . I need you to call the most beautiful woman in the world and ask her if she 'll be my date for the premiere . That 's done . Watch this . Get Halle Berry on the phone for him , man . Actually , Halle Berry does n't even hold a candle to this woman . Okay , now you know - - roll him out . That 's blasphemy . That 'll get you cut up in here . - It 's my mother . - Okay , sorry . - Good plan . - We 'll see . Ma will not cave in to public pressure . No way . - Hello ? Yeah . - Hello , Mrs . Chase ? How 're you doing ? It 's Big Boi . You 're live on the radio . Power 106 in Los Angeles . If I have n't won anything , let me save you the time . - Hey , Ma , do n't hang up . - Vincent @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we 're live so do n't curse . Please do n't curse . What do you mean we 're live ? Do n't do this to me . Look , I 'm standing here in a robe . Do n't do this to me . Ma , no one can see you . Calm down and do n't curse . What am I , some kind of animal ? Will you please stop saying that ? - Is your brother with you ? - Yeah , Ma , he 's outside . Has he gotten any work yet ? Ma , do n't worry about Johnny . He 's fine . We 'll talk about him later . I want to talk to you , okay ? You 're brothers ? - Yeah . - I 'm a close cousin . Over the radio you need to talk to me ? What are you up to ? I want you to come to the L.A . premiere with me . Vincent , this is not the forum for this discussion . - She is not coming . - Of course @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - She does n't like to travel . - That 's an issue . - All right , all right . I do n't need the whole world thinking I 'm a lunatic , Vincent . Look , I have n't been out of New York in 30 years , okay ? - She 's breaking . - Not even close . - And putting me live on the radio -- - Ma , you know what ? Just forget about the 100 million potentially heartbroken listeners - and listen to me for a second . - Oh , fuck , Vincent . Whoa , Mrs . Chase ! - Mama gangster . - I knew she 'd curse . - That 's ' cause she 's breaking . - No way . - Ma . - Yeah , baby ? I love you and I 've never pressured you to come out . Not for any of my premieres , not when I bought my house . But I did n't realize what a big night this was till a little while ago . And it 's important @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'll send a boat , I 'll send a plane . I 'll do whatever I have to do , but I want you by my side when I walk down that red carpet . - This is moving shit . - Still wo n't work . - Ma ? - Vince . - Yeah ? - All right . I will do it . I 'm coming . Yes ! You got yourself a date ! You got yourself a date ! Got yourself a date ! You got yourself a date ! I ca n't believe it . She better come to my next premiere . Hey , why do n't you guys take us to this premiere ? - Yeah . - Absolutely . There 's no more tickets . What do you guys want from me ? - We want more tickets . - Just two . Do n't make a big deal out of it . I 'm still stinging from the knowledge that Ma favors Vince . Ari gave you guys 50 tickets . You want more have Vince call him and ask @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ please call Ari and ask him for two more tickets ? - No . - Oh please , Vince ! We peaked too early . You ca n't push us for that . Yeah , how were we supposed to know best in show would appear so late ? Let me ask you a question : what 's so special about these two , huh ? These two will fuck us if we take ' em . - Guaranteed . - How do you know ? ' Cause they said " if you take us we 'll fuck you " . Call Ari . Are these for Vince or are they more for Turtle and Drama ? - They 're for Vince , Ari . - Do n't lie to me , E . Ari , your business manager 's on the phone . I 'm in the gym until 11:30 , Lloyd . I need two more tickets for Vince . We do n't have any more . Take two from Jimmy Woods , he never uses them all anyway . Okay , but your business manager , Ari @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's pretty urgent . It 's pretty urgent that in the 15 minutes a day I have free I take the time to keep this body fit . And not just so you have a great ass to look at -- I want to live . Ari , he says you bounced a check to your kids ' school . So you 'll just send those tickets over , Ari ? Thanks . Okay , no wonder everyone at the book drive was staring at me . They were staring at you because you 're hot , okay ? Look at all the other mommies . They 're ugly . This is so humiliating . I had no idea we were in this bad of trouble , Ari . Look , it 's not like this was tuition . This was our charitable donation . 25,000-bucks-a-year tuition so a six-year-old can play with blocks and they still want a charitable donation ? I mean , this wo n't even affect our kids . We 'll never have to see the kids this affects . Ari , tell me what @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 've got to pay off the staff , - we 've got rent on the office -- - What 's the number ? - I need 100 grand . - Jesus ! Come on , baby . I 'm on fumes here . It 'll float me until I get the settlement from Terrance . Well , I have dipped into my personal savings five times already . What 's mine is yours . - Sell your car . - Sell your fucking watch . You eat at the palm four nights a week . Do I ever order the lobster ? No , I order the gigi salad and I sign clients . Honey , the master plan is happening here . The seeds have been planted all over this town . You know that . Honey , they just need a little water . You keep telling me that but when are they gon na grow ? Vinnie opens on Friday . He is the first seed to bloom . He 's gon na be the biggest movie star on the planet . - You know that . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you need to know that I know that , okay ? And you need to trust me the way you trust your daddy 's trust fund . All right ? You call them personal savings - but you have n't saved shit personally . - Whatever , Ari . My father put that money aside for me in case something happened to us and it 's almost gone . But we 're still here and I could 've banged Heidi Klum when she was 23 but I took a pass , okay ? What the fuck is gon na make me leave now ? You could die . You 'd like that , would n't you ? Not until I saw that the life insurance check did n't bounce . Oh , what do you think about this ? Oh , I like it . Ma would look great in that . What about this ? - Look how excited you are . - Does that make me a pussy ? No , it makes you a man . And a very handsome one . - Now what size @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? A : I do n't know women 's dress sizes and B : I do n't look at your mom 's body . You do n't ? I look at your mom 's . Shut the fuck up . We 'll take this whole rack in different sizes . Nice when you 're on commissions , huh , sweetheart ? Now let 's go find me a dress that makes my tits pop . Jeez , and you have me walking up . Do you know how much these shoes cost ? Of course I know how much they cost , Stephanie . I fucking paid for them . And you told me I was gon na meet Jim Cameron . When did that happen ? Oh , it 's Jim now . We were supposed to have lunch last week . - Jim Cameron , I love that . - You know what ? Now where are we ? This fucking place . - This way . - How do you know ? - I do n't know . - Yeah , you do n't know . Please @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ aware of that ? Yes . Hi , Mr . Woods . So this is the shithole he 's been working out of , huh ? - You have n't been up here yet ? - No , He 's hiding this place like Anne Frank . - Um ... - Hey , get your own girlfriend . Mr . Woods , did you get your premiere tickets ? Some of them , Lloyd . Some . - Hello ? - Johnny Drama , it seems that we made a terrible mistake . The tickets we sent you yesterday actually belong to James Woods . Oh yeah ? That sucks . Uh , yes , it sucks . And I need them back . - No go . - Fuck that . Uh , Johnny -- Lloyd , possession is two-fifths of the law . - Just get Woods two more . - Turtle , there are no more and Mr . James Woods is very unhappy and he wants them back . Sorry , bro , but you tell Jimmy Woods - - and this is coming from me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and get them . Fuck Jimmy Woods . I heard . This is for your premiere date ? - He 's taking his mother . - Oh , that 's really sweet . I do n't know , I ca n't decide . Should I just take them all ? Yeah , if you 're desperate for frequent flyer mileage . I 'm gon na take them all . Uh , here , take my card too . In case you need anything else . Why do n't you just say what you really mean , hon ? Hello ? Eric , it 's your other mother . Hey , Rita . Why are n't you on the plane ? - Eric , is Vince with you ? - Yeah , are you okay ? - Hold on . - No , do n't get him . Do n't get him . Look , I 'm at the airport . I ca n't do it . I ca n't get on the plane . I 've been sitting in the limo for over an hour . - Did you miss @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - Hold - - let me put Vince on . - No do n't , please . I just ca n't have him guilt-tripping me about this right now . Tell him I love him . Tell him I miss him . - Tell him to wear a suit . - Rita ! Tell him I 'm very sorry . Bye bye . - Ari ? - No , it was you mother . She 's not on the plane ? Sweetie , just calm , okay ? Of course . Holy shit , it 's Woods . - Hey , Drama , it 's Jimmy Woods . - What ? - Hello ? - Hey , Drama , hey . Hey , it 's Jimmy Woods . I need my tickets . Uh , what tickets , Jimmy ? Drama , look , I got a - - I got a big day for the - - you know , I got to get a facial . Just give me the fucking tickets . - Uh ... - No . No . How about - - how about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Five . Or what ? You gon na huff and puff and blow the house down ? How about I 'm gon na knock this fucking door down and come in there and shove your head up Turtle 's ass ? Give me my fucking tickets ! You got five seconds ! Five ! You pussy . A clever pussy . There are no tickets in that envelope . Wow . Sneaky sneaky . - Fuck with me , huh ? - Just remember your blood pressure . No , do n't - - ah , my blood pressure up the ass , okay ? I 've got medicine . I 've got medicine for this shit . I 've got so many fucking pills I feel like I 'm working for Pfizer . - Come here . - All right . Hey , I 'll see you tomorrow night , Vince ! And up your ass ! I 've got it . Jessica Biel . - Take Jessica Biel , Vince . - I do n't know Jessica Biel , Turtle . So get to know her and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her so I can bang her . - Okay , I 'll do my best . You do n't want to take someone famous , bro . Why not ? They 'll overshadow him . I learned that from Tom sizemore when he brought Heidi Fleiss to the " Black Hawk Down " premiere . Bringing a hooker 's probably not a good idea either , Drama . I was n't going with Ma for the press and I 'm not going with anybody else for the press . I 'll go by myself . It 's not that big a deal . Thanks for dinner , Johnny . I 'm gon na go get changed . Meeting the jewelry store girl . He 's bummed . He loves strawberries . Ma must be bummed too . She 's missing something big . Nah , Ma does n't care if she misses things as long as no one else she knows catches her . Ma can be very petty . What ? What 's with the look ? - I 've got a plan . - What , now he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's got a plan . I hope you 're not thinking what I hope you 're not thinking . What do you hope he 's not thinking ? - Make the call to her . - I 'm not making the call . I 'm making the call , you 're making the call . Now make the fucking call . - What call ? - This will ruin the whole night . It 's not your night , it 's Vince 's night . Make the call . Fuck . - What time is it back east ? - 10:30 . Will someone please tell me how you did this ? Oh , quit your whining . Seriously , what do you want to ruin the surprise for ? Just worry about how you 're gon na get Ma to my next big event , bro . The good news is you 'll have plenty of time to plan for that one . You 're funny . Ma ! Ma ! I ca n't believe this . How did you do it ? Holy shit ! Ms . Jericho @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ night of the year and we just destroyed it . Hey , Ma ! Always hugs him first . I am your firstborn , Ma . Did you bring a dress , Ma ? No , I 'm gon na wear this on the red carpet . - Fucking idiot . - Nice way to travel , is n't it ? Yeah , but where is Sloan ? I 'm dying to meet her . Soon , mom , soon . You 're gon na meet her tonight at the premiere . I 'm glad I came . This is gon na be fun . - Limo 's coming at 6:30 . - I 'll be back . Pick up my suit from the tailor ? I 'm going to the fucking tailor , all right ? So I can pick up the new $5,000 suit that I fucking paid for . What ? I 've heard a lot worse come out of your wife 's mouth , Phil ! When you 're doing a comic book character it 's even more critical that everything be absolutely real . So @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ breathe underwater . - Turtle , Drama ! - Hey ! - Do you have our tickets ? - We could n't get ' em . - Who 's that animal ? - What do you mean you could n't get ' em ? I just got my hair pressed for this shit . Next time , ladies , next time . I play Avedon , a brutal and corrupt businessman hellbent on world domination , so I 'm not sure how I really identify with such a character . Oh hey ! Whoa , look at this ! Look at this . Now here 's the real star of the Chase family , Johnny Chase , huh ? Johnny Chase . God , this guy - - did you ever see " Viking Quest , " huh ? Well , you 're probably too young . I love this guy ! Johnny Chase , nice to see you . Okay , buddy , take it easy . - Big movie , you look handsome . - Thank you very much , - and you look lovely . - Thank @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ feel ? - Oh , I feel great . I 'm so proud to be part of this movie and James Cameron is simply a genius . What can I say ? Yes , he is . He 's coming up right behind you . Okay , do n't party too late tonight . If they do n't like the movie , reshoots 8:00 am tomorrow . Okay . - He 's serious too . - Go get ' em , Vinnie . - He looks good out there . - He 's gon na be a huge star . - You really believe that ? - I know it . - Vincent , over here ! - I trust you . - But still no lobsters . - I love you .

@@5222141 give you that shot a hundred times , you 'll never make it again . Looked like something you 'd do on ice skates . This ai n't hockey , Fraser , okay ? This is basketball . A good American game.Well perhaps it has become Americanized , Ray , but , like many things Americans lay claim to , it originated elsewhere . Get out of here.No , it 's a fact . Basketball was invented by a Canadian . Look , just because some fisherman once slam-dunked a halibut into a net -- Actually , it was a minister who used a soccer ball , and he nailed peach baskets to either end of the gym . Oh this is very sad , Fraser . Of course , Reverend Naismith eventually immigrated to the United States . As a matter of fact , he was working at a YMCA in Springfield , Massachusetts , of all places , when he -- Stop the car . What ? Someone 's parked in a fire zone . So ? Well , for one thing it 's dangerous , and for another it 's disrespectful of the law . Fraser @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ All right , I 'll catch up . Hey , hey ! You 're gon na drive my insurance rates through the roof ! Excuse me , sir . Benton Fraser , Royal Canadian Mounted Police . Perhaps you did n't notice that sign when you parked your car , Oh , is that so ? Yes , and the problem is , you see , if the trucks were to come they would n't have a source for their fire hoses . You do know what you can do with your fire hoses ? Ah , well , yes , if I was unable to circumvent your vehicle , I 'd pull up that sign , drive it through the side windows , and run my hoses in between . But that 's just me.Hah . Leave me alone , jocko . Hey , hey . License and registration , pal . Register this . Tough guys . I think I hit a tire . You all right ? We better get you out of the street . You 'll be okay here . I got ta go . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'd like to . Bye . God , you 're beautiful . Due South 1x11 - You Must Remember This There was this woman.Uh-huh . I just opened my eyes and there she was . The most beautiful woman I ever saw ! Uh-huh.How long was he unconscious ? Four , maybe five minutes . She pulled me to safety , and then she kissed me . Uh-huh.She kissed you ? On the lips . Head injury . It happens . Did she speak to you ? She wanted to stay . I know she did . Then she was gone . She wants me to find her , Fraser . Uh-huh.You want to stop with the uh-huh-ing ? Do you remember what she looked like ? She looked exquisite.Uh-huh . Definite hit-and-run . Skid marks everywhere . Nobody saw the driver . She must have gone that way . What do you mean she ? Well , there was no one else on the street , Ray . You think it was her ? She saved my life ! Well yes , she did . After she hit you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm telling you it was an accident . She was driving at night in a strange neighborhood with bad street lighting . Okay , okay , so maybe she was nearsighted . He actually stopped a guy on the south side to lecture him on fire safety ? Well , it 's Saturday night , and he 's Canadian . Good call . Okay , so I ran the plate on that car you brought in last night . Vehicle 's registered to Frank Bodine . 177 West Flournoy , apartment 12 . He 's got 1450 unpaid parking tickets and an expired registration . Any priors ? That 's a different program . This is just vehicular . So Fraser , how 's the apartment furnishing coming along ? Very well , thank you , Elaine . As a matter of fact , I recently purchased a lamp . Really ? A lamp . - Very good for reading . Is that what you do at night ? Elaine , we got work to do here . So what are you reading with this new lamp ? Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Alone ? Here we go . Bodine , Frank , aka Frank Bimington . Aug . ' 89 , breaking and entering . One year , suspended . March ' 90 , receiving stolen property , got 18 months in Joliet.Did eight . November ' 94 , possession of illegal weapons , case pending . 250,000 bail posted . No wonder he did n't want us running his license . What about the woman ? You know , funny thing , I 'm having a hard time matching the word ' exquisite ' to a lot of mug shots . You want me to authorize a stakeout for a weapons violation ? Assault weapons , sir . A whole trunk full of them . We can put out a APB on this guy , but he 's one nasty piece of work , and I do n't think he 's just coming in for anybody , so naturally I 'm thinking stakeout . Right . I ca n't blame you , Vecchio . Stakeout is such a romantic notion . In fact , I 'm still tingling from the last @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hotel scam , sir ? Well , that was n't your average stakeout , sir . Oh , it certainly was not . I remember the hotel bill as if it were yesterday . Poolside cabana suites , aquatic aerobic lessons . The suspect liked to swim , sir . The thrill of toting up that four thousand dollar mini-bar tab . Aw , it 's the honey-roasted peanuts , sir . One bag and they got you . Do you ever feed this wolf ? I 'm so terribly sorry , sir , but I think it 's the urban influence . He seems to have developed a real taste for fast food . All right , two teams , two spotters , one apartment , no mini-bar . Thanks , Lieutenant . You do n't get him by Friday , that 's it.Right . If I give him some , will he stop ? Not a chance , sir . Thank you kindly , Leftenant . So how are things at work ? I do n't want to talk about it . We 'll talk about it . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time , Vecchio.Ah come on . I 'm only five minutes late . Five minutes too late , thank you . Hey , Dief , how you doing ? You guys play any cards while we were away ? We were messing around a little . So how many do you want ? Uh , none , thank you . None ? How many ? None . Gim me three . It 's all about signs.Two . Gim me x.What do you mean signs ? Women give you signs to let you know that they 're the right woman for you . She hit you with her car . You call that a sign ? You know , when the French fall in love , they say that they 've been hit by a coup de foudre . - What ? - A bolt of lightning . Love is a very disorienting emotion . As a matter of fact they 've done experimentsthat demonstrate that hamsters , when they 're mating , secrete a hormone that makes them behave irresponsibly . Do you know how my father knew that my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cheesecake . Look , I hate to interrupt , but are we playing cards here or are we talking about cheesecake ? All right , all right . I 'm in.Thank you . He was at his brother Angelo 's wedding , in Gary . And everyone was having a great time . They were drinkin ' wine , makin ' toasts , and eatin ' . And all of a sudden , he looks across the room , and he sees this woman sitting ' there all by herself , eatin ' a piece of cheesecake with a knife and fork . I mean , come on , how often do you see a person eating ' a piece of cheesecake with a knife and fork ? They either eat it with their fingers or just a fork . It that why he married her ? Because she was eating a piece of cheesecake with a knife and a fork ? No , Gardino , it was a sign ! That 's how he knew she was the right woman for him . She was a lady . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ know . - Come on , Louis , it 's only matchsticks ! I do n't know ! Look , I ca n't see why we do n't play for real money . I mean , we 're cops . What are we gon na do , arrest ourselves ? No , but he will . I 'm sorry , I would feel honor-bound . Great ... I think there 's two million women on this planet you could be happy with . I mean you meet one and you got to ask yourself , is this number one , number two million , or number six hundred and seventeen . It 's a crap shoot , you know ? You could settle for six hundred and seventeen and tomorrow meet number eleven . I raise . Okay . Then Phyllis was number two million and one . She drove me crazy . She had a voice like a parakeet . Never shut up . Then there was Vanessa . She was number two million and two . She came from a family of meat packers . You visit your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pork roast ! You gon na raise , Fraser ? Well , I 'm just wondering if I should . Perhaps you could refresh my memory . Does a straight beat when they are all the same kind ? Not even in Canada . I got trips . You know the only sign I ever got was from Janice , and that took five years . What was it ? From her lawyer . Came in the mail . So there we were , parked in the Rivera.It 's two o'clock in the morning , and she asks me where do I think this relationship is going . Look - - call or fold ! I mean , come on ! What kind of question is that to ask somebody at two o'clock in the morning ? Perhaps she was just being prudent . Are you in ? Fraser , nobody who 's prudent has any business being in love . I 'm telling you , man . It was a beautiful summer night and there was a soft breeze coming in off the lake . This is no time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is , it 's gon na be noon before we finish this game . See , talk is bad . You talk , and before you know it , it 's all over , you 're married . Right ! And then what ? What about love ? What about that moment when you know that this is the woman you want to spend every waking hour with for the rest of your life ? Okay , my turn . I call . Look at this , I 'm playing poker with myself . I 'm telling you , you got ta have that moment in your life where you know you 'll never ever be the same again . When it happens , how do you know ? You just know . And that 's what happen to me on Saturday night . I got the sign . Now all you got to do is find her . Hey , I 'll find her . I 'll find her . I got a flush . Well , I 'm sorry , Louis , but it would appear that I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a full house , Fraser . Oh , so it is . I 'm terribly sorry . Look at this ! A Mountie sand-bagging . Who ever heard of a Mountie sand-bagging ? You only meet the woman of your dreams once in a lifetime . I 'll find her . You watch . Meanwhile , you want to deal ? Huh ? Deal ! Oh yeah . You know , there was a woman once , Ray . We were , uh ... I do n't know what we were . In the end , I tracked her up above the 62nd parallel into a place called Fortitude Pass . A storm had been blowing for days ; the whole world was white . By the time I found her I had lost everything - - my packs , my supplies , my ... everything . She was huddled in the lee side of a mountain crag.She was almost frozen , very near death . So I staked a lean-to and draped my coat across it , drew her inside , and covered her body with mine and I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like a blanket , until all I could hear was the sound of her heartbeat , weakening ... I forced her to speak to me ... just talk to me ... say anything to keep the cold from taking her ... And it snowed for a day , and a night , and a day . I was delirious ; I almost gave up . The only thing I had to hold onto was the sound of her voice , which never wavered . She recited a poem . You know , funny thing ... I must have heard that poem a thousand times that night . I never heard the words . It ended ... badly . She had a ... She had a darkness inside her ... and the most beautiful voice . The most beautiful voice you ever heard . I 've got somebody entering the building . Copy . Someone 's coming in . She 's in the apartment ... She 's gone to the wardrobe ... She 's taking his clothes . Fraser , it 's her . Now she 's coming outside.Stop her . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cut off , bucko . Police , hold it ! Hey ! There she goes , Fraser . The woman of my dreams . That was n't a sign , Fraser , it was an omen . Why did n't I see it ? Well , anyone can have a lapse in judgement , Ray . Nah , this is not a lapse , this is my life , Fraser . You know every time I think I 've found the right woman , she turns out to be the wrong one . The one I thought was wrong , we 'd make a date and I never show up . Six months later I 'm sitting in some pewand I 'm watching her walk down the aislewith some goomba and I 'm thinking ' that 's her , that 's the one . How did I let her slip through my fingers ? ' Uh , Ray . This one . This one I would have bet my soul on.Here she is working for Frank Bodine . Ray , slow down . No , no , no , we @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ down , she 'll slow down . She has no intention of losing you , Ray . You mean she 's a decoy ? She tricked us ? God , why do I love that ? The apartment.Hang on . They made me , Frank , get out of there . He 's gone . We missed him . The wardrobe is closed.She 'd left it open . What did he need so badly to go to all that trouble to get ? She was in and out of here in thirty seconds.She knew exactly where everything was . We 've been staring at this apartment for three days . Now , what do we know about this man ? You think she 's been living here with him ? We know he 's nearsighted . The TV is too close to the easy chair . And when we met him he was n't wearing glasses . Maybe contact lenses ? Ah , just because she 's doing his dirty work does n't mean that she 's -- He went to the wardrobe . Now , what is in here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of her stuff , some of his stuff . How am I supposed to know ? These sheets have hospital corners . Oh thank god they 're not floral . Only a woman buys floral . That 's something you learn in the army , Ray . Not with a rap sheet like his . - What if he were in the National Guard ? Well , that would give him access to weapons . It 's missing.What ? What 's the one thing a guardsman is never suppose to be without ? His uniform . That 's what he came back for , Ray . His uniform . He was a sergeant in the National Guard , ' 85 through ' 88 . - Still active ? - With his record ? Check anyway , and get me the name and location of every unit he 's been a member of . 67th Regiment Armory , 57th Wabash . - Got ' em . - Thank you kindly , Elaine . Why ca n't I meet some nice young thing who 's crazy about me ? You know , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Christmastime . Is that too much to ask for ? What exactly are shorty pajamas ? Oh , do n't ask , you 're better off . Me , I got ta fall for some hit-and-run driver who works for a stolen weapons dealer . Go figure . Go figure what ? It 's an American expression , Fraser . Do n't you think it 's about time you picked up the lingo ? It 's the cop ! Come on , baby , take out the cop . Take him out . She had the perfect shot , Fraser . She almost killed me . No , she did n't , Ray . - She missed you by seventeen centimeters . - What ? She was firing a Barretta 9mm , the light was at her back . The truck was barely moving . I pulled this out of the wall from behind you . What are you saying , that she missed me on purpose ? Her trajectory was offline by almost eight degrees which is impossible to do unless you 're trying . - Why ? - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Maybe I saw it in her eyes . Ray , you 've only known this woman for a few seconds while you had a concussion . Yeah , well , it does n't matter , Fraser . I mean , 10 seconds , 10 years - chemistry is chemistry . I figure Bodine 's got something on her . Maybe she did something foolish when she was young , and Bodine is blackmailing her into helping him . Well , I-I suppose it 's a theory , but -- She really wants to get out . That 's why she 's sending me signals , Fraser . She wants me to rescue her ! Ray , Ray . Maybe you should n't think about this right now . No , I mean , come on . How often in a lifetime does this type of thing happen ? I mean , has it ever happened to you ? Well I-I , uh -- Of course not , you 're a Mountie . What does a Mountie know about women ? I think I 'm in love with her , Fraser @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the coffee going to be ready ? - Soon as you make it . Oh great . Why do n't they call , huh ? Sitting on a half a million bucks worth of weapons , and I got ta deal with flakes ? Is the phone turned on ? Leave it on the table . You know , I still do n't know how you missed that cop . Neither do I . Off day I guess . Well , I do n't like that cop or his fruitcake Mountie friend . We should take ' em both out . Never learned how to relax , Frank . How are you ever going to enjoy that half million if you ca n't relax ? He 's a Mountie . These Mounties , they catch you sooner or later . I hate that . That 's not real life , Frank . That 's Rocky and Bullwinkle . Call me when the coffee 's ready . They made me , Frank , get out of there . Is that her voice ? She 's doing it under duress . Right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Was that the only call in or out ? There was one wrong number and someone trying to sell life insurance . What the hell were you doing following her ? She took some clothes out of Bodine 's apartment . Hey ! You do n't quit a stakeout ! - Oh , is that so ? - Yeah . Well , unless you 've got a little thing for that babe who 's decoying you . Did I ask your opinion ? Did anybody in this room ask for Detective Gardino 's opinion ? Can you give me the number she was calling from ? Sure , but she called from her car . It was a cell phone . No , you 've never gon na track a cell . It 's a nightmare . Not really . Not if you 've tracked caribou . Fraser ? Let 's try this one more time , okay ? We 're in Chicago . We are not tracking caribou , we 're tracking gun runners . No , no , I understand , Ray , but I think we can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a map of the company 's antenna locations . - What time is it ? - 2:20 . - They said two o'clock . - I know I should have got half the money up front . That way they could n't stiff me . - Why did n't you think of that ? - I did . But what do I know ? . So what 's it called again ? It 's called triangulation , Ray . It 's the same technique that game wardens use to track caribou herds . Well , that 's fascinating , Fraser , but the last caribou spotted in Chicago was over three hundred years ago . That was the cell phone company.They found her number and picked up the signal . Here , near Carpentersville . It 's farmland mostly . Not too many folks with mobile phones in those parts . Does the phone have to be in use to pick up the signal ? No , it just has to be on to receive calls . It emits a signal unless the power 's off . That 's the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ criminals as though they were fur-bearing animals . What news could be bad ? The grid covers an area of over twenty square miles.Unless you plan to go door to door ... Okay , Fraser . How do we find the herd ? The cellular phone company sends a signal from their antenna to the phone . The phone then sends a signal back . We draw a line on the map from that location to the signal , then we move to another location , trip the signal again and draw another line . That 's our triangulation . Wherever those lines meet on the map that 's where we 'll find Bodine . If I find her , I have to arrest her , too . End of story . Well , yes . Yeah . Yeah ... . Uh-huh ... Where ? All right , we 'll meet you there in an hour . Pack your bikini , baby ! We 're getting something . There . You take the barn . I 'll take the house . Diefenbaker . Oh never mind . I 'm sorry @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . After she hit you ? I 'm gon na see her in jail , Fraser , if it 's the last thing I do . Sorry . This road intersects with the main highway in five point four kilometers . I want her , Fraser . If we can stop them from getting to the highway -- I 'm gon na put this chick away for a long time . She 'll be 90 before they let her out . Perhaps you should radio for backup . She wo n't be able to do this to me anymore . Ray , backup.Huh ? It might be a good idea to radio the sheriff 's station and request backup . Right . Patch me through to the Kane County Sheriff 's Station . - How long before we hit the highway ? - A few more minutes . Armed robbery , attempted murder . Assault and battery on a police officer . What do you figure ? Forty to life ? - I do n't know , Ray . - Hard time in Joliet . Slow down.What ? There 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ! Damn it , it 's them . Floor it , baby.Go , go ! Go-go-go ! Go-go-go ! Cut em off ! Cut em off . The other way . Go-go-go back ! Go-go-go ! Come on ! Damn ! Come on ! - You 're sure this is a good idea ? - Yes , Fraser . - You 're quite sure ? - Yes . - Now what ? - Go around it . - There 's no road . What 's the matter with you ? Then go through it ! Ray , I do n't mean to press the point , but we 're standing behind a 1971 Buick Riviera . They , on the other hand , are hurtling down a hill at roughly 47 miles an hour in a 6-ton , steel-plated military weapons carrier . Works for me.Very good . Go through it . No ! Oh , there you are . Out of donuts , are we ? Are you all right ? What happened ? It 's a long story . - You need an ambulance . - No . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you okay to walk ? I think so.Good . - Oh , oh.Get out of here ! What ? Get out of here ! You can cut through the woods . You got ta get to the highway ! You 're letting me go ? I tried to kill you three times . What , are you deaf ? Get the hell out of here ! Special Agent Suzanne Chapin . Alcohol , Tobacco and Firearms . You just screwed up five months of work , Detective . hey 're gon na ask for my shield , Fraser . Nine years on the force , down the drain . There were mitigating circumstances , Ray . She 's a Fed , Fraser . I offered to let her go . She 's gon na put that in her report and three minutes later , Welsh is gon na call me into his office and ask for my shield . And he 'll be right . I would have bet my soul on her , Fraser . Stupid . Well , if you ask me , he woulda been better off @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on the pavement . See ? That is the trouble with signs . You get the right sign from the wrong woman , you end up paying for it for the rest of your life . Better he never saw that sign . Better it never happened . Then how would you know ? How would I know what ? If you never saw the sign , how would you know if you were wrong or right ? You do n't know . You just go on taking chances . Like every other dumb schmo . See , that is the great thing about love . It evens the odds . Anyone can be completely humiliated . Well , if there was a sign , and I could tell by the way he blew his nose or tipped his hat , I 'd want to know . Women do n't have signs . Men have signs . Women have biological imperatives . It 's true . I read it.Jeez , Gardino , it 's no wonder your wife left you for a pork roast . What ? Lieutenant wants to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ playbook . Come in . Yeah , sit down , Vecchio . Oh , I 'd rather stand , sir . Suit yourself . I have Special Agent Chapin 's report on the Bodine arrest here . Would you like me to read the relevant passage ? Yeah , sure . Why not ? " We were able to seize 850 assault weapons and put Frank Bodine in custody . This arrest could not have been accomplished without the assistance of Detective Ray Vecchio , who was instrumental in bringing this operation to a satisfactory conclusion . His hard work and courage in the face of danger were exemplary . " Congratulations , Detective . I 'm sorry , sir ? I said ' Congratulations . ' Yeah , yes . Thank you , sir . I got ta find her , Fraser . I took the liberty . Regent 's Park Hotel . Thanks . You want something , Detective ? That kiss meant something . Yeah , it meant ' step closer so I can hit you . ' You must be really good at your job . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ kind of jerk ? What do you think , you can walk away and not spend the rest of your life wishing you had the guts to say it ? It was a job . Then why did n't you report me ? Come on , who needs the paperwork ? Go home . That 's it , Fraser , that 's the sign . What is , Ray ? The look . She left me , but she left me for the right reason . She loves me . But she 's gone . Well , that 's what 's right for us . Maybe someday it wo n't be , but now it is . But you might never see each other again . Exactly . That 's what we need - ridiculous odds and just a speck of hope that someday we 'll beat ' em . I ca n't say I understand that , Ray . Well , of course you do n't . You are n't too swift at this stuff , are you , Fraser ? End bywmn001

@@5222541 - Good night , will . - You 're grounded . Man . I ai n't played ball that hard since I Ieft philly , man . Boy , that dude was no joke , man . I ai n't never playing with him again . Why , he was pushing me around and shoving me and kicking me ... and all that stuff , man . Yo , dude was a monster . Hey , I thought you wanted a rematch . Forget it , man . Go pick on somebody your own size . - Hi , ashley . - Hi , Ramon . Say , I 've got a half peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my pocket ... with your name on it . No , thanks . Wan na see my frog ? I think I'II pass . Man , those lines kill on the jungle gym . It 's killing me how much you remind me of myself . Why ? ' Cause we 're both down with b-baII ? well , no , ' cause do n't nobody want to see my frog neither . See , man , one day , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' cause I 'm gon na save up money for basketball camp . Next thing you know I'II be playing pro . You know my motto : keep your eyes on the prize . Hey , man , that 's kinda similar to my motto : keep your hands on their thighs . Time to go help Ma wash Mr . Steinberg 's windows . - Peace . - Hey , be cool , babe . Oh , by the way , G , she told me to tell you hello . really ? No , I just wanted to watch the earl Grey run through your veins . When we have children like that in england we encourage them to emigrate . This is amazing ! Did you know the odds of getting hit by an asteroid are one in 6,000 ? really ? I 'm feeling kinda lucky , man . Why do n't you go outside ? " How to Beat the Odds " ? Sorry , C . , no way to beat it , you 're odd . hilary , I just want to know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ out an outfit . Mother , the ladies at the country club put me in charge of Monte carlo Night ... because I do n't play favorites . well , just remember whose name is on your favorite credit card . " Vivian Banks : any job she wants . " Oh , boy , what a day ! I am exhausted . Daddy , for Monte carlo Night you 're going to be the croupier de toilette . Great . What'II I do ? You'II make sure that there 's always toilet paper on the rolls . It 's great to know that all those years of law school are finally coming in handy . And , will , you 're gon na help with the cleanup . I ai n't down with that old country club stuff ... sitting around all night discussing mayonnaise ... with four white guys named Biff . Is n't Biff a riot ? will , this is a fundraiser for the L.A . political coalition . Everything can not always be about fun . hold up ! What ? y'all gon na make @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ If you 're still unhappy after the first half hour ... consider the rest of the evening punishment ... for something you 've gotten away with . I 'd rather be stranded at sea with David Duke leading the rescue party . Why should I have to go to this stupid country club if I do n't want to ? - How uncle phil gon na play a nephew ? - How 's Daddy gon na play a daughter ? I ca n't believe he thinks I 'm too young to gamble . I 've been eating hilary 's cooking since I was three . - uncle phil , man , you 're -- - Looking extremely fly . Thank you , will . And , yes , you still have to go . - Daddy , I 'm really ... . - Gon na miss your daddykins ? I know , ashley . And , no , you still ca n't go . So , do I Iook like a blackjack dealer ? You look great , Mother , but that 's not how you wear a halter . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ receipt . well , I 'm all ready for Monte carlo night . I 've read this book cover to cover . Ask me about any odd combination . Okay , why is michael Jackson hanging with that little boy from Home Alone ? well , we better be going . Good night , Geoffrey . Sir . And , ashley , sweetheart , I'II bring you home a stuffed Miss Piggy doll . Oh , joy . Being 13 bites . And I 'm too young to know what it bites . Perhaps biting into a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie ... would lift your spirits . I 've poured you a nice cold glass of milk to go with it . Why do n't you just slap a diaper on me and hang a mobile over my head ? Oh , Geoffrey ! It 's wonderful ! Here is your ginger ale . Shaken , not stirred . I trust you wo n't be dancing on the table with a lamp shade on your head . Ante is one vanilla wafer . table limit , four mint MiIanos @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's fine . spill it . Be honest . We 're playing with cookies because you think I 'm a kid , right ? well , yes . I 'm 13 ! If these were the middle Ages , I 'd already be married ... and own a pair of oxen . I 'm an adult . A young adult . I'II get my wallet . I'II get my Smurf bank . Whoa , hold it , man . Come on , there 's an old gambling superstition . It says that if you walk into a casino backwards you'II have good luck . will , you poor public school casualty . Everyone knows there is no such thing as luck . There 's only the astute mastery of probability . Have it your way , man . Wow , you know , carlton , you are lucky . That could have been an asteroid . You know , I hope you do n't mind my saying it , but you sure look good . How was Heaven when you left it ? Anybody ever tell you , you sure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We 're not here because of the way she shuffles cards , you know what I mean ? Gee , it 's chilly in here . I 'd hate for my wife to catch cold . AII right , Robin from the ' hood is in the house . Give me 7-1 1 , I do n't mean the store . Taketh from the rich and giveth unto the poor ! blow on these bones for me , would you , sIummy ? AII right ! Seven ! - AII right , Iet it ride . - No way , will . Odds of you repeating that are six-to-one . It says here do n't even make this bet in your dreams . carlton , and I , too , have a dream . And in it all of the world rises up and overcomes your stupidity ... now stay out of my face . Come on , do n't act like you never done it before . AII right , my lucky drawers is riding high , put your money on me or kiss it goodbye ! 1 1 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it to me again . Can I get an amen ? - Amen . - Yes , sir . AII right . will , please , the book says there 's no way you can win . If I were you , I would n't touch those dice . Posse out , short stuff . Robin 's on a roll . AII right , here we go . Hoagies , cheese steaks , chicken on a spit ... seven come eleven ' cause I 'm too legit to quit ! Two pairs , kings and queens . Three aces . Sorry , Geoffrey . You 're $94 in the hole . should we play again ? I think not . Are you mad at me ? Of course not , Miss ashley . You play very well . Where did you learn ? A back alley in calcutta ? Go will . will , you 're insane . Quit while you 're ahead . - Yo ! Man with the bald head . - Yo . tell me what they said ! Seven ! Go will . Go will . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ than Madonna in a pointy bra ? You are ! Just checking ! Seven ! May I have everyone 's attention , please ? It 's time for the raffle . A cash prize of $1,000 . And the winner is ... number 10225 . - carlton , did you win ? - No , I did n't play ... and 10225 is my lucky number . Wait , hold it . " 10225 . " That 's me ! Go will . It is with great pleasure that I present you with this check ... in the amount of $1,000 . And it is with humongous pleasure that I take this chumpy off your hands . Can we get a picture of this please ? And now can we get a shot of will giving the check back to the L.A.P.C . ? Wait . Excuse me ? We 'd Iike a shot of you donating the money back to the L.A.P.C . Wait . What ? - You want me to donate $1,000 ? - That 's the idea . That 's a bad idea . But it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tradition in philly , too ... it says if they do n't have one , you do n't give them your money . Honest , Geoffrey , it 'd make me feel a Iot better if you 'd just take your money back . No , thank you . A gentleman always accepts his losses gracefully . Okay , Geoffrey , but you 're sure we 're still friends ? Of course , Miss ashley . I just do n't understand why you 're making such a big deal about this money . I mean , it ai n't like I took the Benz drag racing down Sunset ... - at 4:00 in the morning . - TattIetaIe . will , I 'm making a big deal because every year the club picks a charity ... and donates that money to that charity . But , uncle phil , look , if it 's supposed to be my money ... how come I ca n't do what I wan na do with it ? And I do n't wan na donate it to the L.A.P.C . will , donating that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ something to be thrown away on a whim . Whoa , hold up . You calling a red leather suit with matching seat covers a whim ? will , you 're being awfully selfish . obviously , you have n't learned a thing since you 've been here . We 've all been blessed . And donating to someone less fortunate than yourself is not an option ... it 's a responsibility . I hear what you 're saying , uncle phil , you 're right . Keeping money that is n't yours is wrong . Very , very wrong . I know . Hey , ashley , honey , what 's up ? would everyone just get off my case ? I want to give him the money back , but he wo n't take it . Whoa , puberty 's in the house . Hey , you looking fine today . Thanks I did a little something different with my hair . Hey , here 's your boom box . I re-wired it . It works fine now . You owe me 50 cents . Man , 50 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ happy customer is a loyal customer . - How much for the shoe shine ? - $150 . Hey , I got ta make up the differences somewhere . How else am I gon na get to basketball camp ? AII right , well , hey , Iet 's just get out of here before ... Linda blair 's head starts spinning around . Good morning , baby . - Mommy , you look so pretty . - Thank you . hilary 's taking your father and me to brunch at the club today . I wanted to thank them for being helpful while I organized Monte carlo night . The way we all pulled together made me see the importance of family ... and how truly blessed I am . What about the rest of us ? We 're your family , too . Yeah , but if I take all of you I wo n't have enough money left over to buy a hat . You know what I was thinking ? I 'm tired of going to the club , seeing those same old faces all the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for a short stack ? philip , hilary wants to take us to the club for brunch . After what will did last night , they 're all going to be gossiping about us . - Why put ourselves through that ? - They wo n't be gossiping . will gave the check back . Besides , people at our club are n't like that . I mean , no one cared about Mrs . SiIverberg 's divorce . I heard she 's been seeing the golf pro . I heard her husband caught them in the utility closet . But did you know that both of them were wearing nothing but cleats ? It was the tennis pro in the steam room . But the cleats part is right . Kids talk . You see , Vivian , everybody 's looking at us . No , they are n't . Vivian , I want to congratulate you on having such a talented daughter . - Here , in case you need this . - Thank you , but I do n't smoke . It 's gold . It 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wagon . Something very strange is going on here . Excuse me . Waiter ? could we have the check , please ? - It 's already been taken care of . - By whom ? By the way , if you need to unload one of your cars , I can give you cash . I just sold a screenplay . Excuse me a minute . Henry ! What in God 's name is going on here ? If you needed money , why did n't you come to me ... instead of making will keep that check ? It was will 's idea . I told him to give it back . Sure . Sure , old man . George , would you tell him that will gave back that check please ? - well , I 'd love to , but he didn't . - But I told him to . well , this is obviously some kind of mistake . Oh , sure and Mrs . SiIverberg was wearing cleats ... because she forgot her shower shoes . Geoffrey , I took a piece of gum @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . No , I insist on paying you back . Here . A stick of DoubIemint costs but a few pennies . A few pennies , $94 . Why split hairs ? Miss ashley , you have offended my honor . Honor schmonor . It 's your male pride . Miss ashley ! I 'm sorry , Geoffrey , but I 'm sick and tired of men acting like pouty babies ... just because you beat them at something . Like the time I beat Bobby Greenspan at tetherbaII . After that , he told everyone at school that I took steroids . I apologize , Miss ashley . I have acted like an utter fool . That 's all right , Geoffrey . I had to stuff Bobby Greenspan in his locker before he would apologize . Man , I finally beat you . Hey , man , no , the sun was in my eyes . Man , the same sun was in my eyes . Stop being a baby . Hey , man , I ai n't being no baby . And if you beat me again @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ being your friend . Man , I got ta go find G , he got some shoes for me to shine . philip , I 'm sure will just has n't gotten around to returning the check yet . Vivian , when I tell will to do something I expect for it to be done . Hey , Aunt Viv ! uncle phil . Whoa , you got that mad look in your eyes . Let me guess . You grabbed Geoffrey 's underwear by mistake , am I right ? will , why did n't you give that check to charity like I told you to ? - What you talking about ? I did . - Do n't stand there and lie to me . - I 'm not lying . - I just got back from the club ... and I 've never been so humiliated . I thought we had an agreement ... that that money was going to go where it was most needed . Now , you march upstairs and get me that check . well , I ca n't . The money 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ already ? Wow , will , you must be loaded ! You spent $1,000 and had another $1,000 to give to me for basketball camp ? I got ta raise your shoeshine rate . You gave the money to Ramon ? well , you know , it 's just a Ioan , till his sneaker endorsement comes through ... you know , around 2010 . will , that was very commendable , but that 's not what that money was raised for . Come on , uncle phil . You said I got a break ... and I was supposed to give somebody else a break ... so I gave the money to Ramon . He 's right , philip , you did say that . I'II still donate $1,000 to L.A.P.C . Yeah , that 's cool . But , Iooky here . Seeing as how you 're in this extremely generous mood ... I want to know if you was down with donating ... to the United Negro Nephew Fund . You know , they say a Saturday night is a terrible thing to waste . child , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I ai n't down with that country stuff . Country ... . Here we go , one more time , here it is ... . I thought we had an agreement , that we were gon na give that money to where ... . Be with me , people . Pray for me now . english

@@5223241 So there I am , on my 25th birthday , driving from Wheeling , West Virginia , to Bensonhurst , in a Dodge Dart with no radio and a gunrunner named Barrelhead , who insisted we sing every Jimmy Buffett song he could recall . What could I say ? The man was heavily armed . So , 500 renditions of MargaritaviLLe later ... My first cover . Eight thousand words on how Barrelhead and his friends were transporting handguns for sale to New York City . The day the magazine hit the stands , the DA hit me with a subpoena . He wanted to know Barrelhead 's real name . And Greta had been managing editor for three whole days . So she invited me across the street to the fancy bar where they use real glasses . And after about the sixth vodka and tonic , she said , " Fletch , I want you to know the magazine is behind you . " Well , I was impressed . I said , " You think you can get the DA off my back ? " And she said , " No , but when you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ job . " I 'm 45 . I 've given up a lot . I 've given up the road , that life ... Thanks , Elizabeth . No regrets . My lovely wife . I 've given up drinking . I 've given up drugs . Greta taught me there 's two things you never give up . One 's rock and roll . The other 's a source . Greta Sims . MAN : Great memories , Greta . WOMAN : We 'll miss you , Greta . I only hope you can adjust to the lack of stress in your ... Fletch ? Fletch ? Fletcher ? Fletch ? Fletcher ? Fletcher ? Honey ? Sweetie ? Are you okay ? ( GASPS ) Are you okay ? I flung the investment . ( @all_laughing ) What did you say ? I flung the investment . Why consign ? Why consign ? I 'll call 911 . It 's proficient . Why disqualify the rush ? I 'm tabled . I 'm tabled . ( whistling ) Need your advice . What 's the best diagnostics department @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . " We " are n't here . House is in Baltimore lying to Medicaid about his billings . So ? I 'm board certified . You are not House . Why 'd you put me in charge of the department if you think I ca n't handle it ? Because it 's temporary , and because I was ordered to . What are the symptoms ? Oh , come on . You 're gon na diagnose him without meeting him ? Prove that you 're as brilliant as House ? I need to know the symptoms to know which hospital to recommend . EMT 's report : patient struck his head and is suffering from aphasia . A neurological problem . You know , I know a lot of good people in that field , seeing as I happen to be a neurologist . You 're pouting . Not at all . Taylor 's pretty good . House was ready to hire him till he got my resume . It 's Fletcher Stone . Wrote 12 books , exposed three administrations . Before he exposes us ... I get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ call Taylor . Thank you . Or maybe you should call him . What if I say something stupid ? God . House is easier . ( WOMANchatteringONPA ) You taking any drugs ? I displaced my function . Accolade . He used to drink regularly , but he 's been clean and sober for nearly a year . Mr . Stone , you think you 're speaking normally , but your speech is impaired . He knows what he wants to say , but when he reaches for a word , he finds something else . I grapple average . Tanzer glisten ? He does n't know that he 's saying it wrong ? It all sounds right to him . I want you to write your name and draw a face . It 's called agraphia . Loss of ability to write . Most often , it 's temporary . How hard did he hit his head ? It was a pretty good crack . It made a really ugly sound . Do you understand what I 'm saying ? Of golf . Do n't give me a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . " Do you understand me ? Yes . Elizabeth . Fletch . Is he okay ? We do n't know . This is Fletch 's editor . Greta Sims . I wanted to make sure that the EMTs told you the right story . How many stories are there ? He did n't trip . He just fell . Out of the blue . His foot jerked a little bit , first . That 's what made it look like a trip . STACY : Do n't say anything . Do n't attempt to defend your billing practices . Your billing practices are indefensible . We 've been over this . If I thought you were capable of listening , I 'd shut up . That makes no sense at all . Good afternoon . Good afternoon . Every case you have rates a five on the complexity scale ? Dr . House has a rather specialized practice . Ah . Okay . Then let 's go through these . All of these ? If you have lunch reservations , cancel them . All right . Patient ... If @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Stroke , seizure ? Thirty people saw him trip . One person says he did n't . Who are we gon na believe ? His symptoms can all be explained by the head trauma . It causes a contusion or a seizure . That causes the aphasia . We should get an EEG . If it was a stroke , could be a clotting issue . Even if he fell , drug use is far more likely . I 'm ordering a tox screen . Chase . We 're not done with the differential . You 're not my boss . I 'm House 's boss . House is your boss . The math is pretty simple . Are you signing my paychecks ? Are you hiring and firing ? This is not about that . The only thing you 've been asked to do is supervise House , in case he does something insane . Which might , you know , save a life . Somebody 's got ta be in charge . Why ? What , do you think we should all just do whatever we wan na @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I think it should be a discussion among peers . I think we 're grown-up enough to reach a consensus . Patient , 62 years old . You prescribed Viagra . I look in vain for the words " erectile dysfunction " in the notes for Dolores Smith . She had a heart condition . And you ran out of nitroglycerin ? She also had low blood pressure , so nitro would be dangerous . The little blue pills improve blood flow . They 're vasodilators . That 's why you sometimes get headaches . I think Dr . House understands ... Of course I do . The woman has a heart condition , she 's on her own . A man ca n't nail his office assistant , it 's national crisis time . Are you seriously expecting us to foot the bill for off-label use of medication ? Fine . I 'll pay for it . How much are the pills ? She took how many ? Put the money away . Are you trying to bribe me ? No . I could . There 's an ATM @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ But is he wrong about the pills ? Off-label use is not sanctioned ... You 're retiring in three weeks . You 've been doing this job nearly 20 years . Are n't you tired of administering policy that you disagree with ? I never said I disagree ... What can they do to you ? And Dr . House is sorry about his earlier outburst . Absolutely . You do background checks on Medicaid personnel ? I do what 's necessary for my client . Wow . New personal record . Yeah . Timing 's good for me , too . Got a reservation at a little place in the inner Harbor . You booked us dinner reservations ? Best Maryland crab in Maryland . Do n't you have a plane to catch ? Not for hours . Your flight leaves at 7:00 . You did a background check on me ? And mine does n't leave till 9:00 p.m . It looks like you 'll be dining alone . You checked on my flight so you could be sure to be on a different one . I thought @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ think we 'd be finished this soon . Where 's your crucifix ? I left it at the jeweler 's to be cleaned . Right . This will show us if there 's a problem with your carotid artery that might cause a blood clot . If it went to his brain , it could explain the aphasia and the falling down . And you 're giving him an EEG . Is that for the same thing ? It 's just a precaution . I think the trauma caused some swelling and we need to keep him stable until the body can repair the damage . And you think they 're both wrong ? We 're just covering all the bases . We 're being safe . ( COUGHS ) ( @monitor_beeping_rapidly ) His O2 stats are going down . ( FLETCHcoughing ) Fluid in his lungs . I 'll push 40 lV Lasix . We need to intubate . He 's losing his respiratory drive . Put him down . Put him down . FOREMAN : And then there were two . Aphasia and fluid in the lungs . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Unless he had an abnormal heart rhythm . And then there was one . Urine test was positive for amphetamines . Amphetamines do n't cause pulmonary edema . They do if you smoke them . Well , in one of his books , he talked about giving up drugs and alcohol . How it changed his life . Everybody lies . When he started wanting to hear every minute of my day , it should have been a clue he was the jealous type . But you know , in that first stage of a relationship , where it 's like your body 's full of these chemicals that make you think everything they do is charming . ( @cell_phone_rings ) Excuse me . wilson : hello . Hey , honey . How are the kids ? Do they miss me ? This may take a minute . HOUSE : So , what 's new with Mr . Aphasia ? Cuddy called you ? Everybody covers their ass . Pulmonary edema . Chase did a tox screen . It came back positive for amphetamines . He did the dance @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I thought the kids did n't call you . I know the way you tell stories . Foreman went to talk to Stone about his drug test , found him running a temperature . So it 's not the drugs . They 've just got such a bad rep . Honey , you should n't do that . Okay , I got ta hang up . They 're probably trying to reach me . You do n't have call waiting ? I 'm hanging up on you now . wilson : It 's $5 a month . Drugs do n't cause fever . Encephalitis or meningitis are the obvious suspects . Start him on antibiotics . It could be an autoimmune disease . Lupus , Behcet 's ... We could start him on a high dose of steroids . Except if he does have encephalitis , steroids could weaken his immune system . Foreman . How high a fever ? Put me on speakerphone . And why have n't you called me ? 101 . How 'd you know ? What ? You think you guys can have a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I wo n't hear about it ? Start with broad-spectrum antibiotics for possible bacterial meningitis , and an antiviral in case we luck out and it 's herpes encephalitis . What if it 's autoimmune ? Well , then we 're screwed , which is why we need more information . Any genetic issue with the family ? FOREMAN : The man ca n't talk . His medical records are sketchy . And the wife 's only known him a couple of years . HOUSE : MRI show anything ? The CT scan was negative . " CT . " That 's like short for " mri , " right ? excellent . That 's going to save us a Lot of time . We 've got an mri scheduled in 20 minutes . Earliest Foreman could get the machine . I teach you to lie and cheat and steal , and as soon as my back is turned , you wait in line ? Get an mri and get a better medical history . The man ca n't talk ! Who cares ? He 's probably gon na lie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll be back in a few hours . So , you 're in charge of us because you 're in charge of him ? Any family history of neurological problems ? No . Have you been out of the country in the last five years ? Yes . Three years ? Yes . Two years ? He stopped traveling for work two years ago , after we got serious . Any vacations ? His last one was six months ago . This golf resort at Key Biscayne . No way it was a golf resort . Knowing Fletch , I assumed he was working his way through every bar in the Keys , a last hurrah before settling down . Alcohol ? No . Amphetamines ? No . You tested positive . He does n't use drugs . I told you . When we got engaged , we decided we wanted a different kind of life . And he dropped the macho journalism . No more taking crazy chances . That includes his health . He asked me not to tell Elizabeth . So he 's been lying to her @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . BE , before Elizabeth , he used drugs recreationally . I was n't crazy about it , but that thrill-seeking behavior is what made him the kind of journalist that he was . And now ? AE ? Man 's twisted himself into knots for her . Completely cleaned up his act . But the drugs ? They 're medicinal . Sort of . He was having trouble sleeping . This new suburban lifestyle . Lack of excitement was throwing him off . So he started with sleeping pills . When they knocked him out , he needed something to perk him back up during the day . Every day ? No slippery slope there . Keep the stain ! Knife ca n't force . We 're not gon na tell your wife . We 're not cops . There 's a little edema , brain swelling , and an area of scarring . Is that what 's causing the aphasia ? Actually , that 's what 's odd . The scarring 's not in the area of the brain normally associated with conduction aphasia . And it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a small stroke or some other underlying condition that could be causing this . Or it might have nothing to do with it at all . Have you ever had head trauma before ? An accident ? Ever had any numbness on one side before ? Dizziness ? What is the durable ? No . WOMAN : ( @on_PA ) ALL departing passengers for flight Number 870 , the plane will be delayed by one haLf-hour . We apologize for any inconvenience . I got you some coffee . So , what do you want to talk about ? The scarring on the mri could be anything . MS , toxins , any one of 100 demyelinating diseases . If it 's meningitis , we have to lD the bug fast . We need to do a lumbar puncture . I 'm not doing an LP with this edema . We could paralyze him . What does House say ? " The person you are trying to reach is out of the area or has turned off their phone . " So , what are your orders ? We need @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll break into his place . Have fun . How 's the patient ? Fine . Where are you going ? FOREMAN : Dinner . Oh , well , I 'll join you , and you can bring me up to speed . Oh , sorry . Reservation for two . When people give themselves away , it 's by little things . That woman over there ... She 's not sneering at her coffee . She 's recovering from Bell 's palsy . And the cashier at the coffee place ... She does n't want anyone to know , but she 's dying of ALS . There 's a particular sort of twitchy , stiff arm that 's characteristic . And then there 's you . Why are n't you wearing your cross ? I told you I left it at ... You keep jewelry cleaner under the sink so you wo n't have to go a day without it . True , you forgot it that morning that our pipes burst , but then you went back and waded through the flood to retrieve it . So , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ book to read , or something ? Nothing . Caffeine pills and amphetamines . Same stuff he told us he was taking . And Topamax . An anticonvulsant ? But he said there was no history of prior seizure . It 's not even prescribed to him . Still does n't explain his fever . He 's probably just using it for weight loss . Just gives us another lie . He must really be devoted . Should we check the home ? If he wanted to hide something from his wife , why would n't he hide it in the office ? Or maybe she 's hiding something . Nothing but aspirin and flu meds in the bathroom . Looks like this stuff 's been sitting here for weeks . CHASE : Home improvement . He probably thought he could take the project on , then realized it was a little more than he could handle . You got a point to make , or did you just feel like giving a long , unnecessary explanation for something medically irrelevant ? What happened to the Foreman who always has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ saying , " I 'm as good as House , but I 'm nicer . " I never said that . I guess it 's safe to be confident when House is there to overrule you . Now that it 's all on you ... It 's different . Yeah . Either you left it behind on purpose , or by mistake . The only reason you 'd leave it behind intentionally is if it no longer meant anything to you . But since it was a gift from your mom , that would mean you had a fight with her . But since you do n't talk to ghosts , that 's unlikely . Leave it alone , Greg . Yeah , I 'm good at that . So that leaves forgetting it unintentionally . But then we have to explain why you did n't go back for it when you realized ... I did n't realize until I got to the airport . Nope . You were wearing makeup when you got to the airport . You ca n't put on makeup without looking at yourself . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Why does this matter to you ? It 's an anomaly . Anomalies bug me . Then you 're gon na suffer . ( FLETCHgroaning ) I think it 's his stomach . I teal indigent . Was it something you ate ? He keeps doing that . I teal indigent . Are you hungry ? No . No , he 's in pain . Is it a sharp pain ? No . Teal indigent ! Taste ? Yes . A metallic taste ? Yes ! I 'll be right back . HOUSE : I suppose it 's also possible that the clasp broke , but then you 'd be carrying the thing around in your purse ... We had a fight . We had a fight , and I was angry and not thinking straight , and I walked out without my makeup and without my cross . I stopped at the drugstore to buy makeup , but I could n't buy a cross , because they do n't have an aisle for personal talismans ! So you had a fight . I 'm sure it 'll blow over @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Mark 's tired . He 's worried . He 's got mobility problems . It 's normal to blow up over little things . I do n't mind fighting over little things . I did n't mind fighting over big things . That I could understand . We fight over nothing . You know , a mailbox with a sign that says , " Last pickup 5:00 p.m . " Does that mean last pickup to go to the post office , or last pickup to leave the post office and be sent out of town ? You fought over mail delivery ? I tried to get him to drop the subject , but he would n't . I told him he was right . He thought I was being condescending . You were . He 's pushing me out of his life . Maybe you 're misinterpreting . Did I misinterpret with you ? At least , this time I recognize it . That 's the benefit of convincing the only two men you 've ever loved they 're better off without you . Yeah , it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the original Greek means " relationship killer . " ( sighs ) I 'm going to go wash my face , so I look like a grownup again . ( @cell_phone_rings ) Hello . It 's for you . House . Do you know your phone 's dead ? Do you ever recharge your batteries ? HOUSE : They recharge ? I just keep buying new phones . I thought you should know your aphasia guy is tasting metal . Where 's his creatinine ? wilson : 6.8 . He 's got kidney failure . Cameron 's got him on dialysis , and he 's stable for the moment . Unlike Cuddy , who 's suicidal . It 's either meningitis or encephalitis . Or maybe autoimmune . That 's perfect . Seems like you really narrowed it down over dinner . Here 's the plan . We talk to House . We 've been trying . He 's not answering his cell . It 's obvious we have to do the lumbar puncture . ( @phone_rings ) There 's no choice anymore . HOUSE : You have to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Either you 've decided to do a lumbar puncture , or you have to fire me so that I ca n't fire all of you as soon as I get back in charge . Is Cuddy there , ranting ? If I 'd known you 'd be out of contact ... They can handle it . CUDDY : Right . So far , only three organ systems have failed . HOUSE : Okay , they ca n't . Does n't matter . The guy 's not stable enough to move . So go rant in your own office . Fine . Call me when you 're done . What do you mean by doing the LP just right ? We 're not gon na screw it up . The odds are , this guy knows something we do n't . He could know the answer to the meaning of life , the man ca n't communicate ! Have you had any indication that he 's tried to communicate something important ? No . Well , that 's because you guys have n't scared him enough . I 'm sure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ take real good care of you . " Why should he say anything ? When you prep him , tell him he 's gon na die . Crush all hope . Do n't Let Cameron do it . Cuddy , you got a problem with any of that ? You 're scheduled for a lumbar puncture , but you should n't count on that having the answers . If your husband continues to decline ... You 'll die . If there 's anything you have n't told us ... How you holding up ? I know what you just heard is scary as hell , but ... Could n't tackle the bear . Could n't tackle the bear . They took my stain . WOMAN : ( @on_PA ) Attention , please . Due to weather conditions , all flights are grounded till further notice . Cots are being provided on the Lower level . We apologize for the inconvenience . WOMAN : I do n't believe it . You want me to run down and reserve you a cot with a view ? Where 's your knapsack ? Checked @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's hard for you to carry and walk . I booked a room at the airport hotel when I saw how bad the weather was . It 's the last one available . Your leg ca n't handle a night on a cot . Thanks . I 'm ready . Right . The hotel 's upstairs . Does Mark know about this ? Mark knows that when things are bad , I always like to have an escape route planned . ( @door_opening ) ( sighs ) I have to know what 's going on here . Because when you have a fight with Mark and you try to avoid me , then I have to think that ... That I 'm feeling vulnerable , and I do n't want to be around you , because it might lead to something . Right . But then , a hotel room ... Might also lead to something . So , which is it ? Our relationship 's like an addiction . It 's like ... Really good drugs ? No , it 's like Vindaloo curry . Okay , sure @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ red chili peppers . I know what it is . Did n't think it was addictive . You 're abrasive and annoying , and you come on way too strong . Like Vindaloo curry . And when you 're crazy about curry , that 's fine . But no matter how much you love curry , you have too much of it , it takes the roof of your mouth off . And then you never want to see curry for a really , really long time . But you wake up one day and you think , " God , I really miss curry . " You 're a jerk . I know . If you had n't just had a fight with Mark ... For once in your life , will you shut up ? ( @cell_phone_rings ) House . You 're on speakerphone . How did the LP go ? Give me the Reader 's Digest condensed version . preliminary results are some kind of infection which narrows it down ... From infinity , yeah . At the rate his organs are deteriorating , he 's got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ call me back when you have something . CAMERON : He was trying to tell us something . What did he say ? You were wrong . It was n't the fear . He opened up to me when I ... A sympathetic presence after a traumatic moment . Classic interrogation technique . What did he say ? You knew that I 'd ... Act the way you always do ? Yeah , I did . What did he say ? He could n't tackle the bear . Now all we need is the English-Aphasic dictionary . A fluent aphasic retrieves words that are stored somewhere close to the one he wants . They could be filed by sound or by meanings . So if he wants to say " table , " he could say " label " or he could say " chair . " Or he could just say " jabberwocky . " There 's no way to tell . He also said , " They took my stain . " Hold on . I 'm gon na take this phone downstairs , so I do n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him talking . Write down everything he says . Stacy . ( sighs ) That new makeup you bought , do you mind if I borrow it ? What did you mean by " stain " ? Dirty , soiled ... No , no . What about rhymes ? Pain ? Brain ? Thane ? He is dying from some kind of infection , and you all are playing word games ? Is there anything else you have n't told us ? Let 's start this again . " Bear . " Is it " bare " as in " naked " ? Crimson Desire shows up well on Sheetrock . That 's why I chose it . HOUSE : You must have gotten one new phrase out of him . Something . We 've been talking to him for hours . Maybe he 's just given up . You sure you 've told me everything you found at his home and office ? No , we 're hiding something . Maybe it 's not a rhyme or a synonym . What else is there ? You think we should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Hope that 's not the end of the thought . He mentioned " stain " once before , when Chase was giving him the mri . Before we scared him . He did ? It 's in your notes . CHASE : So he only talks during MRIs and Lumbar punctures ? Your theory is he can only talk with a needle in his back or ... When his wife 's not in the room . The more devoted , the more reason to lie . That 's cynical . You disagree ? No , I 'm just kveLLing . Our little girl is growing up . Okay , what 's the best way to rip a woman from the side of her dying husband ? You woke me up to lie to a patient 's wife ? Tell her there 's been a miscommunication over their insurance coverage . Not a big deal . Tell me . If it is your aim to sell me the same crazy ideas that House does , how are you an improvement on House ? I brought you a coffee . Your flight @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a later one . Greg , they ca n't leave without you . ( @cell_phone_rings ) You checked your knapsack . Are we in ? Yeah . Hi . I 'm Gregory House . I 'm your attending physician . Your wife 's not there . Start talking . They took my stain . I could n't tackle the bear . They took my stain . Okay , shut up now . Nice work , Cameron . Give him the list again . Let us know when something sounds right . Dirty , soiled , pain , brain ... Yes . FOREMAN : Where does that get us ? We 're already paying plenty of attention to his brain . We 've got an mri , got a CT ... Are we sure he was n't reacting to " pain " ? He 's been on painkillers . HOUSE : Oh , come on , Chase . Drugs did n't do this to him , even if he is an addict . I dissuade the tonal category . Oh , please , Mr . Sleeping Pills , Amphetamines , Bring @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @on_PA ) will passenger Gregory House please report to Gate 7 . Gregory House to Gate 7 . Ever hear this one ? You build a house . Each wall has a southern exposure . A big bear comes wandering by . What color is the bear ? White . It 's a polar bear . You built your house in the North Pole . Polar . Whatever your name is . Patient ! Are you bipolar ? What ? I ca n't see . Is he nodding ? Yes . Topamax is n't just off-label for weight loss . It 's off-label for mood disorders . Plenty of bipolars are manic in the daytime , depressive at night . He 's been medicating for years with alcohol , sleeping through the bad hours . It explains the danger journalism . explains everything , including the kitchen sink . Okay , technically , it 's the kitchen cabinets . He starts a project , then he stops . Except bipolar disorder does not cause seizures . And it does n't shut down your kidneys . But what it does do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ see your ID ? I 'm on the phone . I 'm on the phone . Now , please . House ? What is it ? I 'm a doctor . This is an emergency call . You have to come with me , sir . I 'm not going anywhere . Do you think you 're gon na take me on ? I kick and I bite . You 're either on that plane , or you 're going into custody . FOREMAN : House ? Are you still there ? Being bipolar makes you take risks . You seek excitement , you make up stories . I dime value tale lever ! Fine , maybe your stories are legit . But people would start to wonder . Annoyed politicians , entire governments would be on your ass . So you could n't tell anybody you were bipolar . Which was fine . Until you fell in love . And you wanted that life . And you hear that there 's a surgical cure . You can give the woman you love the life she wants . All you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ experimental surgery that some people claim helps mood disorders . And if it 's done by Gamma Knife , there 's no trace of cutting . That 's the neural scarring we saw on the mri . Which explained nothing , because it was n't even in the right area . It 's not the surgery , it 's the secrecy . What causes recurring fever , neurological problems , Iethargy that you fight with caffeine pills and amphetamines ? It was n't your secret psych disorder . It was n't your secret daily drug use . It was your secret trip for your secret surgery in Caracas or Buenos Aires . Which , by the way , did n't work , given the state of your kitchen cabinets . House . Shut up . What 's going on ? Is he right ? Your doctors know you better than I do . That man on the speakerphone , he never even met you , and he knows you better than I do . You love me ? Yes . Yes . You just do n't trust me . HOUSE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ put it through a computer this time . Yeah . FOREMAN : Cerebral malaria . I 'll get him started on intravenous quinidine . If a human being had actually looked at his blood anywhere along the way , instead of just running tests through the computer , the parasites would have jumped right out at them . Price of the electronic age . Fletch . She 'll be back . Give her time to miss you . MAN : ( @on_PA ) final boarding call for flight Number 7 ... I 'm counting on you to get me off the no-fly list . Is your patient gon na be all right ? Physically , his chances are good . Physically ? Two people who were n't meant to be together . Maybe they 'll get a happy ending just because they both want it so much . Yeah , that 's usually the way it works . He loved her enough to convince himself he could change . But he could n't , could he ? Thank you . You know what Woody Allen said about relationships . Irrational @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... We need the curry .

@@5223341 Adell , what 's going on ? Gardener saw a bloody kid all on her own . Called in at 2:48 P.M . You get an ID ? Not yet . We 're door-to-door every house on the block expanding the perimeter . No missing persons ? No car accidents ? Nothing in the immediate area . Okay . What do you got ? There 's not a scratch on her . Hi . Well , the blood had to come from somewhere , did n't it ? My guess is that someone close to this child is either dead ... or dying . I 'm going to take this . Okay . Hematrace . Good job . You are a good girl . It 's human blood . Okay , and we know it 's not hers , right ? Okay . You know what ... let 's bag the sleeper and get it to Megan . We need DNA and trace on the fabric . You ... are a good girl . Too much blood for a casual injury . How far could she have possibly walked ? I do n't know . Your average adult has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but to my knowledge , no toddler has ever been road-tested . But I 'll tell you what I 'm more interested in is that sunburn on the side of her face . You have a sunburn on one side of your face ... it means you 've been walking in a straight line , does n't it ? Our gardener said she was headed towards hibiscus avenue . Hibiscus ... which means she was traveling due north . Hey , guys . Hey . Everybody 's talking about the bloody child . Do we even know where she came from ? That 's the question . This is the answer . Want a leg or a foot ? Some type of soil . From any lawn that she crossed ? Well , her feet were soaked with blood . Well , that narrows it down . I 'm going to go look at this for a little while . Let me know . Help ! Help ! Somebody help ! All right . Duquesne . Calleigh , have we gotten anything off Profiler Plus yet ? Amelogenin 's up @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , one female . Make that three . Another male . Out of how many samples ? We 're three for three and counting . Yep , somebody 's trading the old for the new . The soil on the toddler 's feet was laced with glyphosate . That 's a heavy-duty grass killer . They may be resodding . So let 's look for a location where they 're resodding , okay ? Horatio . Go ahead . We 've got four different bleeders , and based on the alleles , they 're all related to the girl . Horatio , we spotted the house that 's being resodded . It 's coming up on your right . I 'll get fire and rescue . Easy . This is the place . Ready ? Yeah . Detective Sevilla ! Miami-Dade Police ! Miami-Dade Police Department ! Police department ! Get me rescue in here ! I have a survivor ! Roll fire/rescue ! Who did this to you , sir ? My son ... needs help ... Listen to me . Think . Is there anybody else in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... Yeah ? We got another one . Okay . Have your guys hang out . They 're going to be here awhile . What 's that ? What ? The final blood count is five . Four dead , three kids . One adult survived . Any sign of an intruder ? Not at first glance . Well , the last guy standing is the one I want to talk to . Actually , he 's not standing ; he 's riding . That was him . Where 's the little girl ? She 's with social services till they place her with the family . If she has any left . Let 's start in the back , Eric . Might take a minute to acclimate yourself . There 's a whole lot of red in there . Okay ? Occupants are Jason and Stephanie Caplin . Dad 's an optician at Stonybrook Mall . Mom 's a stay-at-home . Four kids : The oldest is Luke , he 's 16 ; Timothy 's 9 and the only other victim found in a separate room . Our toddler @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ months . And Max ... six weeks . Not a very long time down with us , Angel . And back up you go . Neighbors say nice family nice kids , never any problems . Mom was tired because of new baby . Front and sliding glass doors were both open . No signs of forced entry , though . Nothing else suspicious on the outside perimeter of the house , either . Okay , so everything we need is right here ... and we have a happy , all-american family shotgunned to death in their home . Except the dad and the toddler . Right , but the toddler belonged home . What was the dad doing here ? Along with two kids who should 've been in school . Alexx , do we have a time of death ? Between 11:00 A.M . and 1:00 P.M . Was everyone home for lunch and they got surprised by someone ? Someone they knew . What we do know is that mom is the only one not shot in the back , right ? Mom 's wound is consistent @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ muzzle , Calleigh ? Yeah . And a number four buck . That 's a hell of a recoil . So it could 've bounced out of someone 's hand and made the three feet , right ? Yeah , it could 've come out of dad 's grip or come out of mom 's . All right , let 's GSR everybody and start with mom . Well , if we 're looking at murder-suicide , she was the last to die . Right . So we need a timeline . Who was shot when ? Let 's work on that . The blood will give us that , but it 's going to take a while . Take all the time you need . Let 's alert the neighbors they 're going to have company for awhile . You bet . The wound area 's wide . From a pellet pattern , right ? Enough distance from the shooter to the victim for the pellets to spread . No defensive posture . That 's because he was taken by surprise . Probably because of these . " Sometimes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ temp is 99 . If he died four hours ago with his mother and brothers , his fever was 103 . So , he was home sick . When you 're ready to snap , one more tug on your sleeve is all it takes . Okay . This is the only unmade bed in the house . Yeah , kids are cleaning their rooms . Mom and dad lived like this . Mom was , anyway . Dad 's getting his needs met somehow . Everything in here is washed and pressed . There 's a crib in the room . Yeah , nobody 's getting any sleep . It 's no excuse . Baby 's first jewelry was an amulet ? Oh , you can get them at any corner botanica . Not exactly the place you 'd shop for a newborn . They 're actually supposed to ward off evil spirits . So is this . Paroxetine HCl . It 's an antidepressant . Bottle 's full . It was filled three weeks ago . Hey . There you go . Thanks . Tell Horatio I 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm sure I 'll be seeing you again . I do n't see blood or any sign of struggle in here . No , not physical anyway . This place is n't a mess . It 's downright filthy . Kids will pick up after themselves , but they will not clean . Empty fridge ... overflowing garbage . They obviously live on fast food . Looks like somebody did n't eat their lunch today . Got a couple of burgers ... half-eaten fry . Would n't have lasted ten minutes in my house . Well , mom did give up the fight . Who 's been taking care of the family ? Sick kid , teenager 's out of school early ... dad picks up lunch for everyone ? I got a point on the timeline , or at least a place to start . We isolated specific bleeders on parts of the sleeper , but on the feet , it was an extreme amount of everyone 's blood . Okay , so the toddler was here , veered away from the mother , around the father , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here , the blood from the brother pooled around the toddler 's foot . So that means the toddler was over Luke when he bled out . This victim , this room temperature probably did n't take but a few minutes . Hmm , so she was inside within minutes of the killing , but she 's the only family member not shot . Why ? Why was she spared ? She 's the only girl . She was hiding . Maybe she was just lucky . Mom normally drives the wagon , but it has n't been used in a while . Was that door closed ? Yeah , the garage door was down . So dad goes to work , like normal . At 11:45 , he gets a call from mom , and then he leaves upset , right ? So dad 's out of surgery ? Not yet . Sevilla spoke to his assistant . Dad leaves his keys in the ignition ... but remembers to close the garage door . And here 's the gun safe . What is it ? It 's ammonia . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ She 's the only victim we found at rest . Females do n't usually suicide by shotgun - - too messy . Well , did you see the house ? I think there was a bigger concern than mess . Okay , Speed , how long do you think you 're going to be here ? All night . All night . Okay , keep me posted . Alexx ? Luke , 16 years old . Shot twice : Once in the shoulder , once at the base of the skull . Two wounds . Maybe he was on the move . Running only gave the buckshot pattern room to expand . Enough to hit the baby . Newborn - - a few pellets was all it took . People really do n't chew , especially hungry teens . And the infamous half-eaten bag of french fries . So ... Luke brings home lunch but does n't get to eat because the killing has started . Something else . He had an acute gastric ulcer . He bit his nails , and the enamel on the dentition ... was worn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . 16 going on 40 . What about the mother 's reach ? Twenty-seven inches . Shotgun muzzle is 24.5 . She could have absolutely reached that trigger . No gunshot residue on her hands . Not unusual with a long barrel . Dad and Luke ? There 's too much blood on both of them to tell . What about the mother 's wound ? One shot , close contact , pellets were a compact mass pushed by a pressurized gas cloud into the brain , turning the medulla to pulp . So she died instantly . And the nine-year-old 's wound was immediately fatal , as well . One shot , dead center , severed his spinal cord . Horatio . Okay . Jason Caplin just got out of surgery . Buckshot penetrated his kidney . We removed it . Packed and ligated the renal artery . Sutured his multiple splenic lacerations . He 's got some will to live . Did he say anything about his family ? Just that he thought he heard the baby screaming . Okay if I talk to him ? He 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you can try . Mr . Caplin ? I 'm Detective Sevilla . I was at your house yesterday . Do you have any idea who did this to you ? I do n't know . I ... I saw my son . He was ... he was hurt . Did you see anyone else ? An intruder , maybe ? I felt this ... this heat on my back . I heard the baby cry ... I do n't know . That 's okay . Tell me , Mr . Caplin , what were you doing home from work ? My wife had called . She was upset ... You 're never here ! I ca n't do this alone ! We 're both tired . You do n't know what tired is ! Make him stop ! You 've got to do something to make him stop , or I ... Or what ? Mr . Caplin ? Did your wife threaten to hurt herself or the children ? No . She ... she loved them . Hey . Hey . Dad 's clothes ... blood 's starting @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Is he talking ? He 's not winning any spelling bees , but he was lucid . Okay , now , he claims his wife called him at the office and he came home . Did he say why ? She was upset , baby would n't stop crying . Now , it sounded like U-turns from office to home were not unusual . Okay , did he say he saw who shot him ? No . Now , he remembers coming in ... seeing his son covered in blood , and then the next thing you know , he felt a hot pain in his back . Okay , in all your years , did you ever hear of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the back ? Most people ca n't pull off shots to the front ... without a fifth of scotch and a very nimble big toe . Okay , so hormonal depression and long arms could get us there . Okay . What do you got ? Some hairs from the master bedroom . Long , dark . Mom 's a blonde . Well , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Now , how are the crime scene sketches coming ? Marking evidence as it rolls in . Megan ran the hairs from the master bed . Not the mom , but a female relative . The sister was so broken up . Or maybe mom had more than hormones and kids to worry about , huh ? Did you know your sister was seeing a psychiatrist ? Yeah . Yeah , she was having a rough time . Not sleeping , and , th-the baby ... the ... the baby cried a lot ; colic . And she , uh ... Here you go . Thank you . She ... she was having a hard time . Can you be more specific ? Because , you know , baby blues are one thing , but postpartum psychosis , that 's quite another . My sister was depressed . She was n't crazy . She had medication that she was n't taking . She was worried about what it would do to the baby . She was nursing . Have you seen that before ? Yeah . I gave that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ feel better . How about your brother-in-law ? Did you help him feel better ? We have evidence that you were in their bed recently . All I wanted was my sister 's happiness . Well , that goal can get you into trouble . Where were you yesterday morning ? In Buffalo , on business . If you do n't believe me , call the airline . Still does n't explain your little trick between the sheets . I held my sister when she could n't stop crying . When she could n't get out of bed , much less the house . And that 's a hell of a lot more than he did . And that 's your brother-in-law you 're talking about ? Yeah , Jason . He hid at work day and night , leaving her alone with four kids . Well , sounds like it was too much for her . It was too much for anyone . My sister loved those kids . Yeah , they drove her nuts . Okay , yeah , she was a wreck , but there is no @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I fumed the shotgun , but there were no usable prints on it . Okay . So who do we think was feeding the infant ? Timmy 's prints were on the bottle . Right , so the nine-year-old is parenting the baby while the mother is doing what ? I do n't know , maybe she was opening the gun safe . Hers were the only prints on it . So then why did n't she kill the toddler ? Could n't find her ? I mean , she 's a woman who ca n't function . If you ca n't function , you ca n't keep track of your children . That 's true . You know , plenty of times my parents wanted me gone , but at least they fell short of taking me out . Yeah , how short ? Just short , or miles away ? What does " Delko " stand for , anyways ? " Delektorsky . " My dad 's Russian , my mom 's Cuban . Yeah ? Yeah . You got any brothers or sisters ? Three sisters @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I mean , you 're the baby . Maybe . So you think the little girl was the favorite , and that 's why she made it ? Who knows ? That 's what we 're here to find out . Yeah . Let 's find out . They do n't have a dog . Well , if they did , it did n't last . But I guess we know how the toddler did . I removed the pellets from the shotgun shells , but I left all the powder in , so it should give us a good kick . Okay . And usually suicides ... lean forward to get a better shot . Right , which would create spatter directly above , right ? But in this case , the blood is back here . So she needs to be back . That 's good . Be about here . Yeah . Are you clear ? All right , here we go . There you have it . You used boiled noodles , huh ? For brain spatter it was either that or oysters . So she @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ she was taking a nap . The blood on the blanket from the doghouse proves ... that the toddler was there after someone was injured . Right , but her feet were drenched with the blood from all five victims , though . Not until after she was hiding in the backyard . The transfer from the blanket came from one bleeder : The mom . And there 's no chance she walked outside by herself ? No . I scraped every inch of that blanket . It was loaded with her saliva and epithelial . But no trace chemicals or soil from the backyard . Eleven feet , four inches from the doghouse to the closest doorway . Someone had to have carried her . So who had glyphosate and soil on their shoes ? That 's what we need to find out , gentlemen . Let 's do that . Okay , here we go . Luke has traces of glyphosate and soil on his shoes . So does dad . No one else . Either one of them could 've been out back doing yard work . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did so with mom 's blood , right ? Right . So , her wound was instantly fatal . Which means someone was still standing after she died . And that means that this is not a murder-suicide . It 's a murder , is n't it ? Now , there are only two family members left capable of doing this . And that 's Luke and dad . You think the kid could 've done this ? I do n't know . He 's a 16-year-old kid with an ulcer . Maybe he got sick of taking care of everyone . What do you think ? Why are you looking at the pants and not the shirts ? Shirts are a mess . Any spatter from a vic 's going to be lost among the primary . But it 's hard to get spatter with a shotgun - - the barrel 's too long . Unless we 're not looking for spatter . That 's transfer . That 's tread ... from the toddler 's footies . The question is : Whose blood is it ? Speed . What @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Luke 's pants . Mom 's blood . Instinctively , he picked up the toddler , thinking the killer might still be in the house . And he did it after mom was mortally wounded . Okay , so mom and dad are n't doing their jobs . The oldest son steps up to the plate . Luke tries to bring his siblings lunch ... and walks into a massacre . Once Luke 's in the living room , why not save the infant ? The swing and the bassinet were in the room . I do n't know . Judgment call . Who could imagine shooting something so small ? While Luke is busy saving the toddler , the killer goes after his next threat : Timmy . Nine-year-old boy ; some threat . Okay , so Luke comes back in , tries to save the infant . But he dies trying to get the infant out the front door . And why does that happen ? Dad was blocking his path . But dad 's been shot in the back , and his wound is not self-inflicted . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ over the only other family member , the infant . Wait a minute . Speed ... whose blood did we find on the infant 's clothes ? Let 's take a look at that . Show me . The infant 's own ... Of course ... Luke 's ... mom 's spatter . Where 's dad 's blood ? Those are gravitational droplets . Good morning . Oh , finally . You the insurance adjusters ? Oh , hold on . You 're , uh ... I 'm a criminalist . Mr . Caplin , I 'm with the MDPD . This is Detective Sevilla . Right , right . From the hospital . You 're feeling better . Well , I spent four days in the hospital flat on my back . I have staples holding my chest together , and they 're pulling up the flooring in my house , because it 's rotted with blood . Yes , blood . Blood is why we came today . We want to talk to you about your blood on your baby . I ... I bled on my baby @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have been everywhere . Spatter normally travels , but in this case , we found gravitational droplets of blood on your baby 's clothes . And just to be clear , that 's a problem . Right . Because that proves that you wer standing over him while you were bleeding . Luke 's body was covering that baby . He died protecting that child . And you had , shall we say , other instincts . You thought he would n't risk the shot if you had the infant in your arms . Reverse the situation , and you did n't hesitate . I never slept . I-I could n't think . I mean , even at work , I could hear them screaming for more . One morning I woke up , and I just knew ... I could n't face them again . So you shot them in the back . I tried , I-I ... I-I just could n't . Did he just confess ? He 's laying the groundwork for his defense . Insanity ? Two-pronged : " I did n't know what I was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ wrong . " Just might work . What is it ? It 's ammonia . Nh-3 . Ammonia . Which was on dad 's shirt , which he used to keep his prints off the gun safe , did n't he ? And then he called his wife from the car . Phone records confirm he made a call from his cell . Honey , can you check the gun safe ? I think I might have left it open . Dad comes back home at 11:45 a.m . Opens the gun safe without leaving his prints , and takes out the shotgun . We ca n't prove that he told his wife to close the safe . Yes , but any plan proves premeditation , and that means he knew exactly what he was doing . That 's what it means . What do you have ? Guess what Jason Caplin 's claiming ? Postpartum psychosis . By proxy . First , he frames his wife for murder , and then he co-opts her illness . What a stellar human being . Yeah , I guess we just have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Well , the important thing now ... is that she really knows what happened . [Captioning_Sponsored_by_CBS]

@@5223441 - [Bell_Ringing] - Sorry about the principal not being able to give you the tour . He 's real busy . Working up the school lunch schedule is trying work , I 'm sure . This was Mr . [Jarod] 's classroom . He was , like , the best substitute . Kids would sit in on the class even though they were n't enrolled . And he did the coolest experiments . - I can see that . - Oh , yeah . We even did a virology unit on bugs to learn their resiliency . He told us that roaches would be the only living thing after a biological holocaust ... them and some woman named Parker . Hardly sounds like high school biology . Mr . [Jarod] , like , marched to his own drummer . He 's a one-man band , all right . The best part is he would n't grade us . It was like he was conducting his own experiment ... and we were collecting the data for him . You run along to homeroom now . Aah ! Carlos ? Wait ! Come back here ! Hold it right there ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ come on ! That 's it ! - Aah ! - Where 's your dad ? - Down the hall , last room . My name is [Jarod] . You 're going to be just fine . [Man_Narrating] Okay , the father 's symptoms include weight loss , fever ... night sweats , violent cough , swollen lymph nodes ... - Mycobacterium tuberculosis . - Looks like it . - You do n't see that much anymore . - No . - But he 'll be fine once we get him admitted . - How 's the boy ? Too early to tell . But much better off than you 're gon na be ... once [Garber] finds out what you did with the kid . Violating quarantine procedures with these people was damn foolish . I realize it was a bit unorthodox , sir ... but T.B . is a Level 2 classification . It does n't require an on-site quarantine . Friendly advice , Dr . Reilly . If you do n't wan na end up dead , you 'll remember that ... every one of these situations @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , whether or not the boy was already exposed , or ... What difference does it make ? - He 's protected either way . - [Jarod] And the boy gets to be with his father now . I felt like he needed that . Great . Our new guy 's Florence Nightingale . [Man_Coughing] Yeah , you 're gon na love this place . Stove and oven in the kitchen , hot and cold running . 170 a month plus utilities . - 170 ? - Okay , 150 . I 'll pay the water . Come on down to the office . - We 'll sign the papers . - Does it have roaches ? Of course not . This place is a bohemian 's dream , not some slum . - Come on to the office . - No roaches ? [Violin] - Damn it ! - What is that ? It 's a never-endin ' cat-gut nightmare is what it is ... not to mention the worst rental decision ... of my life . ! [Baby_Crying] There 's another building two blocks west of here . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No . I 'll take this place . It 's a lot nicer than where I used to live . [Sneezes] Bless you . Sounds like the flu . It 's cold and rainy in Portland this time of year . Here , keep it . It 's clean . So I took a trip without you . Do n't tell me you 're jealous . Confused . I thought we were working together . So did I , until I discovered your personal ads ... all over the country trying to contactJarod . I do n't like secrets . Well , he was n't answering my e-mail messages , so I tried another tack . But I would have let you know if he had contacted me . - I have a fever , Syd ... - [Door_Opens] but it 's not bad enough to believe that . - What ? - Um ... [Clears_Throat] He 's in the lab . Who ? Mr . Raines . Mr . Raines has n't been in the lab in 10 years . Well , uh , he 's in there now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , good luck . [Labored_Breathing] - Mr . Raines ? - The Empire State Building . Who would 've thought something so beautiful could be replicated ... by a four-year-old boy in only two hours ? [Jarod] was brilliant the day he got here . He was brilliant the day he escaped . And the question is ... where is he ? Mr . Raines , [Jarod] has been harder to catch than we thought . Sydney , we need him . - I know . - [Sneezes] [Coughs] May I ? Mr . Raines , I have the flu . I 'm dying . Mmm . [Coughing] Keep it . Bring [Jarod] back where he belongs ... or I 'll get someone who will . Are we clear ? My father wants me to do it . Unlike everyone else around here ... I 'm not afraid of your father . I do n't have to be . [Garber] our_job here at RIDA is to contain viral outbreaks ... before they spread . I 've seen the worst that a virus can do , and because of it ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you did the right thing with Briggs and his son , [Jarod] . Listen , I was out of line . It 's all right . Well , your credentials are impressive . A stint in BAMRI D in London ... M.D . /Ph . D in virology . Where did you do your doctorate , by the way ? - Horace Greeley High School , Portland . - [Chuckling] The door 's under negative air pressure to contain leaks . Yeah , we pioneered the technique here . I noticed in your file that you were vaccinated for anthrax and the W.E.E . series . I was working in the Gulf with NATO 's Q . R . T ... and the W.E.E . was for the Pekowsky Syndrome in Johannesburg . - A frightening scenario . - Yes , very . Watching somebody suffer can have an effect on you . I hope I can make a difference here . [Beeping] [Female_Electronic_Voice] Code accepted . [Jarod] , Jeff Baytos ... decontamination and facilities specialist . - Nice to meet you . - Uh , ix-nay on the andshake-hay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ overcautious . No such thing in a place like this . One wrong move like pressing the flesh ... and , uh , it 's off to the submarine for 10,000 years . You call your morgue the " submarine " ? What did you call it at BAMRI D ? Chernobyl . Well , we 're working a Level 3 today . An offshoot strain of Rift Valley fever . You ready to battle the unseen enemy ? Absolutely . Will you be joining us , Mr . Baytos ? Level 2 is my limit now , man . Live long and prosper . [Garber_Chuckles] Baytos witnessed a man die of Ebola . He 's been reluctant to go past Level 2 ever since . Fortunately , he 's the best there is ... when it comes to decon . [Woman] It 's nice to have visitors . Our friends do n't know what to think or say , so theyjust stay away . Did you meetJon in South Africa ? No , but I heard a lot about him . We were both working on separate strike teams @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ he loved that job . He was the first to arrive and the last to leave . He 'd stay in places where there was no hope , no chance to make a difference . Holding the hand of a dying man to let him know he 's not alone ... that 's making a difference . I 'm working with Walter [Garber] now . I 'm trying to finish the work your husband started . Well , you 're lucky to be working under Walter . [Jon] thought the world of_him . That 's them at the W.H.O . banquet . [Door_Opens] Hey , you 're supposed to be napping . I thought I heard Daddy . No , it 's not Daddy . It 's just a friend . - Oh . - Hi . My name 's [Jarod] . - Hi . - Go lie down , honey . This has been especially hard on her . He vanished right before her birthday . How do I explain that to Cindy ? I mean , how do I explain any of it ? You know , l-I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ l-I 've accepted that . I have . I just , uh , wish I knew where to go from here . I mean , how to go from here . I mean , is he dead ? Is he alive ? That 's a very beautiful ring . [Jon] designed our wedding bands . You know , I know it 's corny , but he wanted them to be the only two alike in the world . Here . [Jon] wore this when he went into the field to work . - He never got sick wearing it . I 'd like you to have it . - l ... I could n't possibly accept that . No , he 'd have wanted somebody who cared as much as he did to have it . - Thank you . - You 're welcome . Fits like a glove . Chatter , Indistinct - Excuse me . I was wondering if you might help me . - Uh , sure . What 's the problem ? It says here that this is a-a motel for roaches ? Yeah . It @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ our little six-legged friends , you know ? Hotel California ? Yeah , they can check out anytime they like , but they can never leave . Oh . Oh ! Like a trap . - Yeah . Somethin ' like that . - Well , that 's peryect . I 'll take 100 . Right on . - [Trumpet] - [Pounding_On_Wall] [Woman] I 'm gon na wrap that thing around your neck ... if you do n't shut up . ! Come and get it . - [Pounding] - You 're a dead man , Hansel . ! Come and get it . [Trumpet] [Man] I 've paid my rent . You ca n't evict me . Sir , my name is [Jarod] . I 'm your neighbor . l-I just wanted to tell you that I 'm very intrigued by your music . I 'm not falling for that . ! I would very much like to meet you , and I would like to ask you a question . [Chain_Rattling] Are you here to give me the boot ? I was n't planning on it , sir @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Come in . It 's nice to have a friendly audience for a change . Ben Hansel 's the name . - Ben , I need your help . - And I yours . Do you play ? I 've conducted a symphony here and there . Ah ! Well , then what do you think of this ? Loud , Harsh [Woman] Shut up . ! You 're driving me crazy . ! - Cultural dwarves , all of them . - [Man] You suck . ! That 's very interesting . Haydn 's " [Cello] Concerto in " C ' Major , " I believe . I rewrote it for trumpet . I 'm working on an arrangement for glockenspiel . - An artist must stretch , you know . - Yes . - How long have you been a musician ? - Fifteen-odd years . That 's a long time . But it 'll all be worth it when the philharmonic calls . I sent them a tape about a week ago . - You ... You had a question . - Yes . I 'm trying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ work . Do you have any ? Roaches ? I ca n't get rid of them . I spilled a box of Crunchy Crawlers cereal behind the fridge once . Now every night , they come out hunting . - Crunchy Crawlers ? - " They 're grotesquely delicious . " You know , I was wondering about my interpretation of the first movement . It was a tad subtle . Subtlety is a virtue in any form . A neighbor who 's a scholar of the arts and letters . Thank you , [Jarod] . Um , you can yell at me through the wall anytime . And thank you for the tip . You will do very nicely here . [Jarod] In seconds , the virus invades the host cell . - With a Level 4 virus , the results are devastating . - [Chattering] , Laughing The Mutaba village outbreak . Subjects begin coughing only four hours after exposure . Internal bleeding commences at hour 12 ... and by hour 36 ... the subject completely bleeds out . - [Chattering] - Gentlemen , you can ignore the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to fasten the seat belt ... but with the Mutaba virus and other level fours ... the kill rate is 90% . And , may I add , an airborne virus ... coupled with a pinprick in your glove or a faulty seal ... sends you into the slammer , and from there ... it 's an express straight to the submarine . Lights . Thank you for the safety review , Dr . Reilly . You misled them back there . You and [Jon] Florence did develop a vaccine for the Cahuenga virus . We got lucky on that . But with Ebola or Mutaba ... Well , I have to keep ' em honest . I 'm sorry about Dr . Florence . You must miss him . - Very much . - From what I understand , Dr . Florence was a family man . - Hardly the type tojust up and leave . - He was a good man . Of all people , you two should know that ... awful things swirl beneath the healthiest of exteriors . [Jon] confided in me that things at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , but he certainly enjoyed working the extra hours here ... rather than being at home . This is an airborne Level 4 virus . Let 's be on our toes . Commencing phase two dissection . We are 72 hours after expiration by Mutaba strain " B , " subject 247 . - Walter . - Good God . - Decon ! - Come on . Let 's move it . Go ! - [Alarm_Blaring] - Okay , let 's remain calm . Proceed with decon shower . - Coming through . - [Garber] Stay calm . You 'll be fine . - Code denied . - Damn it ! The code is n't working ! Here , let me . [Electronic_Voice] Code accepted . - Get the glove off . - Inoculate . Hurry up . No skin breaks . The blood must 've been from the sample . Well done , everybody . Everything by the numbers . We 'll review the security tape tomorrow . Well , you handled that simulation as if it were completely real , [Jarod] . Well , I 've had a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ access code ? Lisa , the fewer people that have the code , the fewer people that are at risk . I do n't want anybody near the slammer unless they have to be . - It 's your funeral . - No , it 's his . [Garber] 's the only person that has the access code to the slammer ? And the submarine . Oh , [Jon] . How 's my goddaughter ? About to turn six , but she thinks she 's 16 . I hope you can make it to her party . I would n't miss it for the world . I 've proceeded with the autopsy on the monkey . Look at the liver . Mush . This virus has mutated . We 'll finish this first thing Monday . Forgive me , Father , for I have sinned . It 's been ... Oh , my God ... 33 years since my last confession . I have betrayed a friend . Then you must seek his forgiveness . Mm-mmm . He has shut me out . You 're troubled by something else . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ even he can forgive me for what I 've done . Look at the liver . - [Jon] Mush . This virus has mutated . - Mm-hmm . It 's like the Cahuenga virus , but worse . This is a Level 5 virus . What the hell have you done ? You made Ebola look like the flu . - I 've been working on it , genetically . - No , you 've been playing God . We got ta shut down this project now . - I 'm destroying it . - You can't . - Yes , I can . - I wo n't let you . Let go of my air hose ! - I wo n't let you . - Let go of my air hose ! - I wo n't let you . - Let go of my air hose ! Let go of my air hose ! My God , Walter , you 've killed me ! Quick , into the decon shower . - [Alarm_Blaring] - The lab is full of the virus . Stay calm . Do n't panic . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ meet you there . Hello , [Jon] . I was afraid I 'd find you here . [Cello] [Woman] Hansel , you are driving me nuts . ! Shut up . ! Interesting interpretation . - [Pounding_On_Wall] - [Man] You suck . ! You 're a polite neighbor , [Jarod] ... but I fear the cultural dwarves are right . I 'm terrible . It takes a long time to master music , Ben . A lifetime would not be long enough for me . My music kills plant life . I 'm Salieri to Mozart , [Jarod] . I curse God for bestowing me with mediocre ability . [Music_Box] What are these ? Trifles , larks . Pointless exercises . Did you make these ? Yes . Ben , these are exquisite . Your compliment is appreciated , [Jarod] . But , art it is not . Art is many things . Some choose a brush , some a bow ... some a pen , and some ... choose glass . What do you mean ? Maybe the way you create is through these pieces rather than that . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ needs to stretch . [Beeping] [Young_Jarod] Sydney , I 'm scared . I ca n't do this . [Young_Sydney] You have to , [Jarod] . There 's smoke . People are screaming . Sydney , they 're burning ! They 're burning ! Make it stop ! Make the burning stop ! - [Jarod] ! - Make it stop ! No , go away ! Leave me alone ! It 's all right , [Jarod] . It 's all right . Aah ! It 's all over , [Jarod] . It 's all right . - I want my daddy . - The code word makes it stop , [Jarod] . - You did n't use the code word we came up with . - I said , I want my dad . Let me . [Jarod] , remember . When you 're doing the simulation and you become frightened ... and wan na stop , say , " Refuge . " All right ? Mm-hmm ? Refuge . [Beeping] [Miss_Parker_Sneezing] [Coughing] He contacted me . No secrets . Why the sudden change of heart ? Lately , I 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's best if you get him . Dr . [Hoffman] , do you have a minute ? What 's up ? - What do you make of this ? - Hmm ? Well , let 's see . Liquefication of organs , blood secretion through skin pores , loss of hair . Looks like an advanced version of Mutaba . That 's what I thought until I found this . I 've never seen this before . Did you cross-check it ? Against every sample on record . There 's over 3,000 on record . It did get a little tedious after the first 800 . - [Chattering] - [Hoffman] My God . [Jarod] , this is worse than any Level 4 I 've ever seen . - It 's a Level 5 . - What ? There 's a Level 5 here ? It 's a sample off a body in the submarine . Wait . H-How did you get in the submarine ? Only Gar ... Go . Go . [Garber] has the code . Is all research here sanctioned by a governing body ? Which project is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the source . [Garber] was working on some research . l-I do n't know what . What else did [Jon] Florence tell you ? How 'd you know [Jon] was the source ? Besides [Garber] , he was the only person ... that knew everything that was going on here . What else did he tell you ? That [Garber] was working on some radical mutations of a Level 5 . He said it started out good , but it got corrupted . [Jon] said God would never forgive him ... if he let this project continue . Well , unfortunately forJon Florence ... he never had the chance to stop it . Oh , my God . [Jon] Mush . This virus has mutated . Mm-hmm . We 'll finish this first thing Monday . [Tape_Rewinding] I 'm guessing between the knob , the mouthpiece and the city water you 're drinking ... there 's enough germs to kill a cockroach . Dr . Reilly . Hi . Yeah , you 're probably right . I deal with the germs I can , but something tells me ... I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Even one equipped with a decon shower ? It was an excellent performance , Jeff . Look , l-I do n't know what you mean . Are you gon na make me enhance the image so I can see your face ? Do you know what it 's like not being able to sleep ? You 'd be surprised . I watched a man beg for his life . He begged to see his wife and kid again , and I ... I ... I did n't help him . I know [Jon] Florence got infected , I know his body 's in the submarine ... and I know that you helped [Garber] doctor this tape . But what I ca n't figure out is why . Because it was my fault , that 's why . l-I was working late likeJon and Dr . [Garber] ... and l-I saw [Jon] come into the slammer ... and he-he ... he looked so frightened . The decon shower lost pressure ... and that is my job to make sure that it does n't . That-That is my job , Dr . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ blamed me forJon 's contamination . You know , l-I have never seen a virus do what it did to him , or so quickly . And that 's why you wo n't go past Level 2 anymore . It 's just thatJon ... he begged me to get his wife and kid ... and-and [Garber] ... [Garber] told me to keep it quiet . He said that ... that the authorities would have to be called ... and that they would shut down the facility ... and that more lives would be lost because of my error . [Jon] Florence did not die because of you or the decon shower . He died because Walter [Garber] murdered him . Hello , Butcher Bob 's ? I 'd like to order a dozen pig livers , please . Yes , a dozen . Say " cheese . " Good morning , class . Today 's lesson takes us into the fascinating world of cockroaches . - Walter ? - Yes ? It 's [Jarod] . I 've made a very interesting discovery that I think you should check out . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's still too early to be sure ... but I think I found a vaccine for Mutaba . - I'll-I 'll meet you in the lab in an hour , [Jarod] . - Perfect . What have you got ? Where 'd you get the sample ? From this liver . My God , man ! It 's an airborne virus ! Walter , your air hose . - Hit the alarm . ! Help me . ! - [Alarm_Blaring] Help me ! God ! Oh ! There 's pressure failure in the decon line ! Well , you 'd better get into the slammer , sir . [Electronic_Voice] Code accepted . Where is everybody ? Where are the doctors ? Baytos ! There 's nobody here , sir . - I sent them all home . - [Jarod] , you 've killed me ! Relax , Walter . I told you . I made a little discovery . It 's a derivative cross between your Cahuenga virus and the Rift Valley strain . An anti-virus . It shuts your strain down . Give it to me , please . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me ! Like you helped [Jon] Florence ... by exposing him to a Level 5 without any cure ? Who the hell are you ? Well , I sure as hell am not Florence Nightingale . But , then again , neither are you . How long , Walter ? How long beforeJon Florence started to show symptoms ? How long before the internal bleeding started ? How long before his brain tissues started to leak into his ears ? How long before his internal organs started to liquefy ? How long , Walter ? - Give me that syringe . - Why ? [Jon] Florence never had this option . Why should you ? - [Jarod] , it was an accident . - He knew he was going to die . And I 'll bet the last thing he wanted to do was just to see his family one more time ... to say good-bye to his wife and to his child . But you could n't give him that peace , could you , Walter ? Because then the truth would come out about how you were trying @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ You tookJon Florence 's life ... and you ruined his family 's as well . - That is no accident . - All right , I did it . I admit it . I killed him ! The-The research was very valuable . - Please , give me the vaccine ! - All right , Walter . But I will warn you . It 's only sugar water . Sugar water ? I do n't know how to make a vaccine . You see , I 'm not really a virologist . - The truth is , this place gives me the creeps . - What ? You can check out anytime you like , but you can never leave . No ! No ! Do n't leave me ! [Jarod] ! [Over_Monitor] [Jarod] . ! Come back here . ! [Jarod] . ! Wait , don't . ! Please , do n't leave me here . ! Please , don't . ! Help ! Help ! - Are n't you gon na tell him you did n't really infect him ? - [Shouting_Continues] Nah . Why do n't you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Please . ! Somebody , help . ! - After the police get this . - Help me . ! Oh , no . ! God . ! Oh , God , help me . ! Come back . ! Come back . ! [Jarod] . ! [Jarod] . ! - What is that smell ? - I ca n't smell . Go left . You take that room . Good morning , class . Today 's lesson takes us into the fascinating world of cockroaches . - Nothing . He 's gone . - Yes , but not forgotten . - [Groans] - This is a bug motel . When the hormones off a roach 's body ... which is the wet stuff you just walked through ... combines with the sticky stuff inside of the box , which you are standing in ... it forms a bond ... which is stronger than epoxy . Welcome to the world 's largest bug motel . You son of a bitch . Enjoy your stay . Class dismissed . I 'm stuck . [Trumpet] - [Pounding_On_Wall] - [Dog_Barking] Chivas on the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me , Sydney . No one at the Centre would 've ever known what this meant . I had to see you face-to-face . Did Miss Parker take the bait ? Presumably . I have to ask you for something . You 're in no position to ask me for anything . Not even your forgiveness ? - What ? - For keeping you in the Centre . For the lies all these years . Did you send me this ? No , I did not . Parker did with your name on it . - What is it ? - Reminders . Issues I must take up with myself ... God ... and with you . - It 's too late . - I come to you with an olive branch . All right . You want my forgiveness ? Then tell me what happened to my mom and dad . I ca n't . I do n't know the truth . Then you and the Centre will never get me back . And I ca n't forgive you , Sydney . I ca n't forgive myself . [Ringing] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this is the Chicago Philharmonic . We received the extraordinary glass sculpture you made ... and we 'd like to set up a time for you to meet with our merchandise coordinator . We have next Wednesday available ... Thank you ... for everything . Where will you go now ? I 'm starting a new job . You 've got roaches ? [Mews]

@@5223541 ( quacks ) Remember always ... our strength comes from our blood , from our family . ( gasps ) ( chattering ) Slow down , you crab-crotched , crud-creeping , mustard-colored meat maggot , or I 'll knock you on your ... Ow ! Bite moi , you brisket- brained lardapple , you shim-shaped , shovel-faced shmegegge . Shove it up your ... Ow ! Duckman , your head 's so far up your ... Ow ! Ah , kiss my ... Ow ! Ajax , why do you keep yelling " ow " ? Dad , Mambo 's kicking me . I am not . You 're kicking yourself . Say , you 're right . Why would I do that ? Sometimes I 'm so stupid I could kick myself . Ow . Can it , all of you ! The whole point of this vacation is to stop all the fighting we 've been doing lately . We 're not even there yet and we 're already squabbling like a bunch of Hungarians . Aunt Bernice , it 's been four years since Zsa Zsa rear-ended you . Let it go . Your Aunt Bernice @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The least you can do is behave . Did n't I give you boys what you 've always wanted ? A visit to a real Indian reservation . Wow , will we learn all about genuine Native American traditions ? Ajax , you can always learn something if you 're not careful . Duckman , I thought Cornfed was supposed to be following us . ( chuckles ) Yeah , I managed to lose him about an hour ago . DUCKMAN : Well , here we are . I should have known this pagan pleasure palace would be your idea of a genuine Native American reservation . Bernice , for shame . Supporting the mystifyingly legal ventures of our Injun brethren is a way of atoning for making them pick all that cotton . Dad , Indians never picked cotton . Then what the hell 's their beef ? Ah ! ( slotmachinesclinking ) Wow , no wonder aggregate gains in leisure and gaming sectors soared eight percent , defying NASDAQ trends . Am I the only one who finds Lou Dobbs hypnotic ? Come on , let 's crash @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . ( @clearing_throat ) Sorry to interrupt your grotesque cultural stereotype , but may I help you with something ? Finding an exit , perhaps , or showing you how soap works ? Do n't flip your wigwam , Big Chief Fancypants . We 're checking in . You , uh ... you see we , uh ... have a ... reservation ! ( cackling ) Reservation ! ( @laughing_continues ) ( choking ) ( gasping ) If I slap my knee any harder , it will be a wounded knee . Hey , we left our bags outside because we did n't want to " totem " around . Totem around ... Here 's my imitation of Geronimo jumping out of a plane . Me ! Me . ( sighs ) Do n't worry if you do n't get them all , buck . I got a million of them . Oh , goodie . Blaze the trail , Tonto . This is going to be the bestest vacation ever . BERNICE : Duckman , I ca n't believe we got kicked out of the spa because you started @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I started whizzing long before I got in the pool . Oh , dear , sir . I 'm afraid that ... I 'll just bet you 're afraid , Red . All these white people must give you flashbacks to the scalping the redskins took at Little Bighorn . But do n't worry , we 're just here to stuff our pale faces so scout us a table and rev up the chuck wagon . BERNICE : Duckman ! ALL : Dad ! What ? They like when you steal . They 're a very giving people . That 's how we get the phrase " Indian giver . " See ? You 're learning already . Hello , I 'm Thomas , I 'll be your server . Let me tell you about our special tonight . You begin with an appetizer of grilled leeks with saffron ... Yeah , get me a tumbler of Wild Turkey and keep them coming . As for dinner , let 's make this simple . Country-fried steak and fish sticks for everybody . And make the French fries crinkle-cut , okay @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - chop-chop on the firewater , capiche ? ( gasping ) I almost made it . Through the giggling and the peek-a-boo and the patty-cake . Through interminable readings from Deepak Chopra and Life 's Little Instruction Book . But then , during the Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat medley , I just snapped . Glove compartment ? Tail pipe . I gave the valet ten bucks to wait a while before he pries them out . Shrewd . Duckman , why is that woman staring at us and taking notes ? Guilty . ( chuckles ) Please forgive me . I do n't mean to intrude but I have been watching you . I 'm Dr . Susan Fox . The renowned family therapist and best-selling author ? Uh , yes . Forgive me if I 'm being presumptuous but presumption is just ... well , something I do . Not your problem . Based on the behaviors I 've observed over the last two days , I believe that , unless you let me help you this family will self-destruct in a heartbreakingly tragic and violent way @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Tragic ? Violent ? What do you mean , Dr . Fox ? You see , in my landmark book , The Ties That Divide - - now available wherever quality paperbacks are sold -- I devise the Fox scale of dysfunctional crisis . This group scores an 87 . Is that bad ? Well , the Jacksons only scored 61 . ( gasping ) The good news is it 's not too late . I came here for some peace and quiet to write my new book which will finally offer hope to agoraphobics but you people offer a much more exciting opportunity . With your permission I 'd like to work with you and make that my book . What about the agoraphobics ? They 're not going anywhere . ( laughing ) Well , then , what do you say ? I could save your family . Hold your horses , Dr . Fox , medicine woman . What makes you think we 're dysfunctional ? Look , Dad , I 'm eating more French fries than ever . Love me , Dad . Love me . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ rats for your snake pit , doc . Case closed . Waiter , pow-wow now . This steak is raw . It 's got more pink than Showgirls . Wrangle this slab back to the flame , okay , babe ? Come on , move . Hey ... yup . They 're such children . ( retching ) ( snorting ) ( groaning ) ( creaking ) ( retching ) ( raspberry ) ( squishing ) ( sloshing ) ( plopping ) ( raspberry ) ( repeatedspitting ) ( raspberry ) Bon appetit . Oh , yeah ... oh , yeah . Oh , now we 're talking . Mm-hmm-mm , whoa . It 's like a thousand tiny taste sensations . See ? It takes an American to get things done . Well ... I ... really have to go now . But I 'll reserve the mezzanine conference room in case you change your mind . I 'll be there tomorrow at 10:00 . I hope you 'll all be there , too . This may be your last hope to survive the hideous doom to come . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ smacking ) Please , Dad . We 'd learn a lot about ourselves . And avoid the disaster and tragedy the doctor spoke of . There is nothing wrong with this family that some old fashioned belt-beatings would n't solve . No more . No shrinks ! It 's shrinks that made this country touchy-feely . It 's shrinks that blab and blab on Sally Jesse so the teenage nymphomaniacs ca n't get a word in edgewise . It was shrinks that made me and Mom stop bathing together when I was 15 , just when I needed her love the most . No shrinks , and that 's final . There 's nothing wrong with this family . Hey , uh , waiter , uno mas . DR . FOX : This family will self-destruct . BERNICE : We need help . CHARLES : Please , Dad . AJAX : Love me , Dad . WAITER : ... grilled leeks with saffron . ALL : You should 've taken us to therapy . ( gasping ) Yikes ! That 's less than ideal . Why did n't you tell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ We 're going to see Doc Fox , and do whatever it takes to pull out of dysfunction junction and save this family . All : Yay . ( chuckles ) I 'm sure Duckman will be here soon . Want to bet he 's doing something to further embarrass and humiliate us ? Mambo , you ca n't be sure of that . Hey ! That fountain out there is full of change . There are dimes in here . Duckman , let me start by saying ... No , let me tell you , Madame D.A . , exactly what 's on the table . I give you give the shooter you plead me down to man one . I get eight plus time served and I 'm out in three . Do we have a deal or not ? Oh , uh , Dr . Fox . I 'm sorry , I thought this was my 4:00 . ( chuckles ) Forget I said anything . I 'm very proud of all of you for coming . What we 're going to do wo n't be easy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ work you must all be completely , 100% honest . You 've got a blue ribbon pair of muskmelons and Duckman 's hungry ! Perhaps we should shoot for 90% honesty . You 're the doc . Let me sum up your situation in terms you 'll understand . We have a father figure who is too self-obsessed to be a real father . Ding-ding-ding ! Who is ... me ! Duckman , this is n't a game . Heh ... gyp . We have a domineering mother figure who delights in cruelly emasculating the men in her life . Not just the men . A boy with an eating disorder totally disconnected from the world . And two hyper-intelligent boys who feel disenfranchised from the family . We 're like minor underwritten characters in our own lives . Cornfed , the de facto uncle , is a codependent with low self-esteem . I think she 's right , but what do I know ? And you two are ... What are you two again ? BOTH : We 're Mr . Duckman 's assistants . Hah ! They 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ So ? Dad , it 's illegal . Used to be , Mambo , but thanks to right-wing , religious nutballs it 's now a sacred duty to God and America to disobey whatever laws you do n't agree with . Which reminds me , if any G-men come sniffing around , we do n't have automatic weapons stockpiled in the basement , okay ? But we do n't . Ri-i-ight . Charles , how does your dad make you feel when he says things like that ? Well , ashamed ... repulsed , scornful . Just like me and my dad . Mambo , what would be your vision of the ideal family ? One where intelligence was rewarded . And where sensitive souls are cultivated instead of squashed . Shut up , or you 'll end up like those poets I cold-cocked last week . Ajax , what about you ? What 's your vision of the perfect family ? ( harpplaying ) Oh , wow . We finally have the proof that Joe and I have been looking for . You 're our long-lost brother . Ajax @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you 're hurting me . Mmm .. ( sighing ) Uh-oh . He 's in Nantucket again . Perhaps we should come back to him . Well , are we running the session now , Mister Psycholology ? I sense you harbor some resentment toward Cornfed . It 's not true . You resent his competence , do n't you ? No . Open up-- I got Karen Black off cough syrup . I can get you to admit you resent Cornfed . Yes ! It 's true , it 's true ! ( sobbing ) Wow , Mr . Duckman , a breakthrough . Thanks to Dr . Fox , and let 's not forget the soul-enriching Native American atmosphere . Let us salute our Indian brothers . Okay , I 'll start with my tribute to Ed Ames . ( screaming ) No , please ! Hostility here could reverse the healing process . Nice one , you pan-fried pony pellet . I got a hatchet with your name on it , too , stay-puffed marshmallow butt . I ca n't listen to them fight anymore . People @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ piece of me ? You have n't got the huevos . It 's go time , baby . Your emotional systems are very raw right now . Count to ten before ... One-two-four-six-ten ! I want out of this family ! Me , too-- I 've had it up to here . Point at my chin , Charles . I 'm busy shaking my fist . Point at your own chin ! Fine ! From now on I want nothing to do with any of you . I have no friends , I have no sister-in-law , i ... Doc , quick , lend me your jacket . I ... have ... no sons ! Do n't give in to rage . Hah ! You 're complaining ? I 'm the one who sacrificed my life cleaning your post-binge filth , vacuuming up dandruff the size of chickpeas putting up with visits at all hours from Captain Moron , here . Do n't take this the wrong way but get bent , you lard-bottomed freak . People , please ! ALL : I want out ! ALL : Me , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ALL : Good-bye forever ! Helen , keep Joe busy while Brian and I sneak Antonio 's goat on the plane . Okay , okay , this is not good . We must solve this or your family will be destroyed . Now , a good start , Duckman , would be for you to come out from under those chairs . They 're not chairs , they 're a fort . I call it " Fort Duckman , " and only Duckman 's allowed in , and nobody 's allowed in who does n't like Duckman who says bad things about Duckman or treats Duckman bad ! What are you changing your name to ? Uh , did somebody hear a voice ? Cornfed , I sense you have issues . Oh , I have issues . Like the time he had a big date so he made me miss my mother 's funeral to cauterize his lucky goiter . And the time he got drunk and gave my phone number to Karen Black . And the time he sold everything I own to raise money to buy three @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ were supposed to triple in value ! Damn you to hell , Tony Danza ! Damn you to hell ! Duckman , how does that list of , uh ... atrocities honestly make you feel ? Like firing up the charcoal and popping a jug of open pit . You and what United Nations peacekeeping force ? Somewhere there 's got to be therapy you 'll respond to . Uh , like , like foam bats . ( chomping ) Oh , or , uh ... role-playing . Yes ! All right , then , role-playing it is . Now , the idea behind the , uh ... Cornfed , what are you doing ? I 'll be playing the role of Hal Holbrook in an excerpt from my popular one-man show Cornfed Pig is Hal Holbrook is James Whitmore is Mark Twain Tonight ! The L.A Weekly called it " a foot-stomping , rollicking peek at America 's dark underbelly . " Let 's just ... stick to people in the room . Perhaps if you assume each other 's roles you 'll gain insight into each other 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you play the role of Cornfed ? Oh , yeah . Now you 're going to get it . Take your best shot . Stay focused ! Cornfed , tell us about yourself . Hi , I 'm Cornfed . I think I 'm so smart because I know everything and I 've had a lot of jobs so I 'm really cool and my slop do n't stink . Good start . Now , Cornfed , why do n't you give it a try ? You be Duckman . Well , I 'll try . ( inDuckman'svoice ) : Stuff it up your spinach spout , you ham-handling hee-haw ! I 've only got five minutes till pep squad practice is over and with any luck , I 'll be boom-bahing sis before lights out ! I 'm going to shine the old shank scrim the old shaw , black the old lab , et-a-cetera . ( laughter ) Color me horny , Corny ! My pump is primed ! Hoo-hoo ! No ! Let 's not make this all about Duckman ! Yeah . Wait , I got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm off to my favorite hooker - - myself . Let 's face it , I 'm always available always willing , and I really save money with that five-finger discount . ( laughter ) We 're supposed to find common ground ! We found it - - we all think Duckman 's the problem ! Yeah , but ... but ... Snappy comeback . ( raucouslaughter ) Duckman , do you want to say anything ? I do n't know . Whatever . Duckman , I 've never met anyone like you , and I do n't know you well but this much I do know about you - - you 'll fight to have your steak just right , you 'll fight not to have to wear a jacket , and you 've fought like hell over a hundred times today to get a peek down my blouse . Now you have to fight for yourself , because if everyone thinks you 're bad the only way to convince them otherwise is to share how you feel from the heart . You mean ... like O.J . did @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like . You got it , doc . ( laughter ) Wait . You 're all so good at playing me but what role should I play , huh ? I could be Bernice . That 's right , Duckman . Then I can undercut your authority , constantly humiliate you in public , teach your children to have no respect for you and devalue your memories of your wife . Or I could be Charles and Mambo flaunting the fact I 'm smarter than you , treating you like an idiot because you do n't know anything about quantum split cyclamates - - whatever . Why should you act like a father when I never act like sons ? I could be Fluffy and Uranus and force my views on you . Never respect your right to have your own beliefs . Or I could be Cornfed , always reminding you who 's the expert . I 'd rather keep subtly blowing my own horn than teaching you to be a better detective ... or a better friend . Well , you know what ? I do n't want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ keep being Ajax will you please keep being my dad ? You bet I will . ( bothsighing ) I think Ajax has taught us something here today . For better or worse you 're the only family you 've got so make the most of it . You 're right , doctor . Actually , this experience has been ... cleansing . I feel like you do after a long , hot shower . I 'll take your word for that part but I do feel better - - thanks , doc . This is why I got into psychology - - to find complex answers to people 's real problems . Of course , then I found out where the big money was - - making up problems and giving people easy answers to them . So I 'm going to forget this whole thing happened . I already have . Let 's go , gang ! ( cheering ) * A medicine man I met * * Said do n't get yourself in a sweat * * When things look gray , just shrug and say * @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ " * * So do n't get yourself in a snit , he said * * Tuck your tantrums into your kit , he said * * It 's disarming to be charming * * Quoth the medicine man* Whom all agree it 's plain to see nobody could be wiser than * So if your temper 's getting a top hand * * All you have to do is just stop and * * Pass that peace pipe and bury that hatchet * * Like the Choctaw , Chickasaw Chattahoochee , Chippewa do* * Yeah , if you 're feeling mad as a wet hen * * Mad as you can possibly get * * Then pass that peace pipe and bury the tomahawk * * Like those Chichimecs , Cherokees , Chapultepecs do* * When you 're cranky * * Try to use a little restraint * * Fold that hanky * * And wipe off all that war paint * * If you want to be an all right guy * * Not a long-face , blues-in-the-night guy * * Pass that peace pipe and bury that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ pow-wow with Duckman * * Stop your seams from coming unstuck , man * * Pass that peace pipe and bury that hatchet * * Write that apology and dispatch it * * When you part it 's grand to patch it * * Take a chill pill , down-the-hatch it * * Bet your foe 'd be glad to match it * * Pass that peace pipe and bury that hatchet* * Like the Chumash , Chickasaws Chattahoochees , Chippewas* * And those Chichimecs , Cherokees , Chapultepecs* * And the Chacootamees Chepacheps and Chickapeas* * Chungchos , Changos Chattanooga , Chicaroles do ! * ( @applause_and_cheering ) Duckman , remove your hand . Heh-heh-heh . Sorry . * So if you want to pow-wow with Duckman * * Stop your seams from coming unstuck , man * * Pass that peace pipe and bury that hatchet * * Write that apology and dispatch it * * When you part it 's grand to patch it * * Take a chill pill , down-the-hatch it * * Bet your foe 'd be glad to match it * * Pass @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Chumash , Chickasaws Chattahoochees , Chippewas* * And those Chichimecs , Cherokees , Chapultepecs* * And the Chacootamees Chepacheps and Chickapeas* * Chungchos , Changos Chattanooga , Chicaroles do ! * ( chorusofzanysounds ) ( clattering , sloshing )

@@5223741 Where 's Dad ? It 's almost time . Well , the shoe store closed about five minutes ago . He 's got ta count the day 's receipts so he should be walking in any second now . The day has finally come . Perhaps the proudest day in the history of the Bundy household . I want the whole family to share in this . Buck , you ready , boy ? Calm down , Buck . - Where 's Mom ? - She 's out shopping . Good . Then the whole family is here . Man , what a day . After all the praying , the dreaming the saving of every penny , the Bundys have finally arrived . Today we get cable TV . Yes . Yes . - Can I get a " whoa cable " ? - Oh , yeah . Whoa , cable ! All right . Now , kids , the cable should come on any minute . But to make every day our birthdays , I have a very special gift . May I present the Cadillac of television controls : The Channelmaster 2000 . Hey , do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Man , this baby can do anything . Changes channels backwards , changes them forward . It 's like having a wife crouching by the TV except I would n't mind sleeping with this . And it 's got a half-a-mile radius . Why , I could control Marcie 's TV sitting right here by my command post . Matter of fact ... - Oh , Dad , you should n't do that . - Oh , Dad . All right , enough frivolity . Kids , man the cable book . I am turning on the TV . What 's this ? It 's the Japanese Channel , Dad . - What 's this ? - It 's the Polka Channel . - What 's this ? - That 's the Stained Glass Network . There does n't seem to be much on cable either . Kids , fear not . We still have 78 more channels to go . Well , what 's wrong , Dad ? I just never thought I could be so happy sitting next to you two . All right , guys , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ entertainment that the great minds of show business can provide . Well , Dad you 've been sitting there for 36 hours straight now . I will not give up . I am paying $60 a month to be entertained and I will be entertained if I never enjoy another day in my life . Oh , now , this is better . Yeah , here 's the Sally Struthers Whining Channel . Oh , look at the starving children . Boy , man , now we 're having fun . And stay tuned for Cagney Lacey . Oh , Daddy , I have been so wronged . You have been so wronged ? Look what I 'm spending 60 bucks a month for . Well , at least I ... At least I got this . Now I feel lucky . Today on the Medical Channel , Doctor Bob removes an ovary . Well , you may as well bore me with your problems . Okay . Well , my whole modelling class went down to be on public-access television . You know , for our poise-and-personality tests . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your fingers while singing " Somewhere in the Night " ? Anyway every girl was supposed to be on TV . But did I get a turn ? Ask me if I got a turn . Ask me . Just go ahead and ask me . No , I did not . And you know why ? Because my teacher , Mrs . Jones , does n't like me . Because one day she wore a pair of jeans that said " Guess " and I guessed size 42 . Instead of giving me a prize , she cops an attitude . Anyway ... So every girl got to be on TV but then they ran out of time before my turn . Now I do n't even have a tape for when it comes time for my grade . Now , come on , Kel . There 's got ta be plenty of videotapes of you lying around . Now , what 's wrong with the " I can make my dress go this high " classic from the third grade ? Gee , Bud , it 's Friday @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ getting dressed up and going to bed ? Oh , Daddy , my life is over . I wish I was dead . What should I do ? Well , honey , I 'm glad you 've come to me . - Because I have plenty ... - Look , Dad . Look . Hooters ! - Where ? Where ? - Right there . That 's an elbow , son . Well , look whose word you were taking . Hi , Al . You know , the weirdest thing 's been happening over at my house . The channels on the TV began changing all by themselves . Would you do me a favour ? Could you turn on the Public Access Channel ? Marcie 's gon na be on . Oh , great , even the old and boring get on before me . Welcome back to Short-Haired Women in Banking . And now for the question our financial experts have been dying to ask . ; How does a short-haired woman juggle a career , carry a baby and still manage to sexually satisfy her man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ husband has been feeling a little left out because the baby 's coming . So we 've been playing out my role as Mommy in bed . Sometimes he 's a bad boy and needs a good spanking . Well , I guess I was wrong . Marcie 's not gon na be on . As a matter of fact , he used to have a little problem with , shall we say , hang time . But I told him not to worry , it 's not him . " I just have some banking problems on my mind . " Hey , how 'd she get on TV anyway ? It 's public access . Anyone with $35 and a pack of lies to tell about her husband can get on . - Here we go . - Can I have $35 to be on TV , please ? Honey , we 're not millionaires . Now , honey , I know you 're disappointed . But if this counts for anything , you 'll always be my little girl and I 'll always have time for you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . You see what I mean ? Oh , my gosh . And stay tuned for The All White Guys Slam Dunk Contest . Dad , you have n't left the house in three days now . Not that it would matter if you lost your job but it 's embarrassing having your old Dodge parked out front all day . I mean , what if people start thinking it 's mine ? I am not getting off the couch until I find something to watch . Well , there you go , Roger Ebert 's Dance Party . It 's almost time for Kelly 's debut on the Public Access Channel . Oh , good . That wo n't bring any more shame to the family . What do you think she 'll do ? A scholarly discussion of Ezra Pound 's poetry ? Or getting her hair stuck in her mouth and chasing it around the way a dog chases its tail ? Like a dog . Am I on yet ? Am I on yet ? - Is that me ? - It 's a cartoon , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's coming on . Everyone expected a piece of fluff , but we wanted to do something important something the youth of America could relate to . You know , issue stuff . Today 's topic : Cute butts and the men they 're attached to . Hi , welcome to my show . I 'm Kelly . Now , as you all know , it costs $35 to put on a show so I asked my Dad for the money , but he 's a shoe salesman . So I had to turn to my unemployed teenage friends for the money . I just plugged you , Daddy . Yes , you did , pumpkin . And now I would like to introduce my guests . Cyndy , she gave $10 . As did Roberta . And Samantha , who 's rich because her dad knocks off convenience stores gave $14.50 . And my very special guest , who gave an eye-popping 50 cents Mr . Vinnie Verducci . So , what would you like to talk about , Vinnie ? Well , I 'd like to take the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ motorcycle helmet laws . I mean , say I pull up to some chick . Now , I 'm doing a conservative 75 in a 30-mile-an-hour zone so of course I only have seconds to seduce her with my eyes . You see this look ? How are they supposed to see it with Tupperware strapped to my head ? I 'd look like that dork the Rocketeer for God 's sakes which , by the way , was death at the box office . Now , I 've fallen on my head 100 times and you do n't hear me crying , " I ca n't think . I ca n't think . " What were we talking about ? Men 's butts . I 'd like to see them try and get a helmet on my butt . Thank you , Vinnie . Your 50 cents is up . Get out . And now I would like to introduce our band : Joanie and the Slashettes ! One , two , three , four . Soda ! Do you believe that they wrote that in the elevator coming @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Okay . Now , as I recall , we were right in the middle of men 's butts . Cyndy who do you think has the cutest butt ? I do . No , we 're talking about men 's butts . Mel Gibson . Lethal Weapon ... Okay . Okay , girls . Let 's get serious . Two , three , four . Serious ! Which brings us to a tragic story . A girl ... We 'll call her Jeannie . - Got a bad perm . I know that this must be very hard for you , Jeannie . Thank you for being here today . Now what went through your mind when you first saw your perm ? I screamed . I cried . I ran the gamut . You poor thing . Remember , folks , it 's up to you to help . You can make a difference . Phone your pledges in now . Call 555-PERM . Ladies and gentlemen this could happen to you ! And now another number from our band . Two , three , four . Spit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , now it 's time for my favourite part of the show . We 're gon na talk about girls that we do n't like . The Vital Social Issues ' N Stuff with Kelly slut of the week is : Two , three , four . Slut ! Thank you . Is Vicki . Now , not only is Vicki too cheap to give $1.50 to be on the show but she also borrows clothes and does n't give them back . And if she does she does n't give them back with the hanger . - She 's trash . - She 's dirt . She gave me this perm . So for all these things we all give you , Vicki , a big get-a-yeast-infection salute . And now on to career talk . - What ? - Ask me the question . Oh , right . Say , Kelly we understand that you go to modelling school . Well , I 'm glad that you brought that up , Roberta . My classmates are a bunch of skanks . And my teacher stinks . They would @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ they 're jealous . But I 'm on now , are n't I ? Well , I can see by the clock on the wall that it 's ... Five , 10 , 15 , 20 ... But before we go I would like to do a number with the band that I wrote myself . Ladies . Two , three , four . I 'm on TV and you are not Drop dead , Mrs . Jones Die ! Size 42 Two , three , four . So , what 'd you think ? I mean , it was great , right ? Well , honey we 're gon na have a little meeting over here . Kelly , you go over there . Now , she tried really hard . - We ca n't hurt her feelings . - Yeah . We got ta think of something nice to say to her . How about , " At least they did n't send the Energizer Bunny through the show " ? Let 's be nice to her this one time . Now ... I know . Let 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Honey , we have something to tell you . Well , I have something to tell you too . They love me . I 'm gon na be on every week . So , what were you gon na say ? Dad 's dramatic reading in a pathetic attempt to get on Kelly 's show . Take six . Thank you , Daddy . Thank you . Honey , now to help you choose do you think I should do " The Girl from Ipanema " again ? No . Please , no , Daddy . Now , listen , I appreciate whatever it was that you were doing but the station wants a show with me and the girls . And I 'm really having fun . Why ca n't you just be proud of me ? Well , I am proud of you , pumpkin . I hope the show does even better so that I can be more proud of you . Little untalented and ungrateful flash in the pan . Out of the way ! Oh , boy , that was painful . I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Kel you got ta picture the whole thing in a pair of Speedos . That 's what we think . Tell us what you think on the subject . ; Briefs or boxers ? Do n't let it be his decision . Dad , it 's been three weeks and Kelly 's show is still on . I think it 's taken off . Can it be that we were wrong ? Can this be a success ? Well , son , I do n't know anything about TV do n't know anything about the world do n't know anything about Siegfried Roy 's home life . But I do know that Kelly is a Bundy . And there 's no way in the world a Bundy will succeed at anything . Does that make you feel better , son ? Oh yeah , Dad . I 'm high as a kite now . Good . Because any time now , she 's gon na come through that door crying : " Daddy , Daddy , it 's all over . People realize my show stinks . I should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ duke of Earl , could have saved my show . But now it 's too late and I failed . " Oh , my God . Oh , my God . Oh , my God . Oh , my God . Oh , my God . Oh , my God . Well , pumpkin , what could have happened ? They contacted me down at the station . And ? A real network wants to put my show on prime time . - I 'm going to Hollywood ! - What ? - Yes ! Yes ! - Hollywood ? Get on out of here !

@@5224041 NARRATOR : Previously on NYPD Blue : You 're with him on the job and all night . Pull the trigger . Did you take him out ? I know Marino 's business and cops who are on the take . - So my dad 's on a list . - These are wrong cops . They 'll say I took money from Marino . I 'm glad they never reached out to you . LICALSl : He 's dead . KELLY : Your father ? Cleaning his gun . KELLY : How come you got a gun ? - Gun ? In your briefcase . I 'm glad I shot him . I liked it . I 'm your friend . I hope you feel the same . - I do . - I have n't made many friends here . Susan , this is Detective John Kelly . KELLY : Hi , ma'am . - How do you do ? - How 'd you get the eye ? - My husband beat me up . KELLY : Good morning . MAID : Good morning . KELLY : Mr . Wagner . - Yes , right this way @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , actually , I 'm here to see you . I wo n't be working for you anymore . I 'm sorry . You and Susan were getting along . Scheduling problems ? Not really . I just do n't want to take your money . Why 's that ? This way , if you keep beating her up , I can do something about it . - Are you working for her ? - Just the police department . Then you 'll consider this situation 's more complicated ... ... thanyou'vebeenled tounderstand . Nothing complicated about those bruises on your wife 's face . You are beyond your depth , Detective Kelly . - Our conversation is over . - I 'm done too . Just to let you know that if you hit her again ... ... you'regonnabe sorry you ever met me . True Confessions MAN : Detective . - What ho . SIPOWICZ : What ho . KELLY : What 's going on in there ? - Walker just caught a case . He 's voicing some reservations about me working backup . - It 'll @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I spent a long time being sauced . I need to win back my colleagues ' trust . I 've got to exhibit a positive approach , even with this dim bulb . Robbery , double homicide , liquor store on James Street . - Wan na give me a hand ? - Sure . Give me . Our pleasure . Here 's the address . I 'll see you over there . That was positive , was n't it ? " Our pleasure . " Fair . Should I say , " Our pleasure , rooty-toot-toot " ? - Can I talk to you , detective ? KELLY : Yeah . I 'll see you outside , all right ? - You go to your dad 's services ? - Just got back . - How 's your mother holding up ? - Okay . Yeah . - Thank you for being there for me . - It 's all right . - I do n't want it to end . - Let 's not talk here . - It 's not like you let me pick my spots @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it wo n't work . - We can make it work . I got ta go , all right ? WITNESS 1 : Walked in the store behind these guys . This guy comes out from the back room with a gun ... ... andhemadeusall lie on our stomachs . - Did you get a look at him ? - Pretty good . He was a white guy , tall , about 50 years old . - I got a real good look at his gun . WITNESS 2 : He had a black trench coat . He was like 6 ' 3 " , 6 ' 4 " . He was a good size . Any marks on his face or hands ? Any facial hairs ? He had a mustache and smelled like he 'd been drinking . He stood over us . That 's when I heard the click from the gun over my head . - Kelly . White , 45 or so , 6 feet tall ? - Yeah . Let 's get them to precinct . Have them look at pictures . All right @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or 4 " , 50 years old , mustache -- Let 's take him to the precinct . - Here 's licenses from the cars outside . - Okay . We do n't have to hold hands , but do n't talk to me like I 'm the laundry boy . - You gave me licenses , I said okay . - Okay , fine , it 's my mistake . You got a minute , Kelly ? I 'm not taking any crap from your fat friend . - Give him a square shot . - I 'll give him the shot he earns . If that drunk screws up my case -- He has n't had a drink in two months so shove that attitude up your ass . This something the whole class can appreciate ? We 're done . Let 's ride over to the precinct house and make a photo ID . OFFICER 1 : Hey , detective . - Hey . OFFICER 2 : We 'll take you upstairs and show you some pictures . Mrs . Wagner . What 's happening ? My @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's right . - How 's the eye ? - It 's fine . Please do n't quit , Mr . Kelly . You do n't need a bodyguard . Your problem is a domestic situation . If your husband hits you again , file a criminal complaint ... ... ormoveoutonhim . Do n't stay in that big apartment and take it ... ... ortalktheway you did ... ... whichsoundedlikeyou were soliciting me to commit a crime . When I wished something would happen to him , I was upset . Maybe I misunderstood . But a lot of women with husbands like yours ca n't help themselves . You can . - You can make a choice . Do it . - You 're indulging a prejudice . Affluence does n't always purchase opportunity . OFFICER : Take a look at these . - Hey , Sipowicz . - Yeah . My witness ID 'd this guy . Two priors for armed robbery . Show your people . Wait . This guy 's 5 ' 9 " . - So what ? - Our statements made the perp @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . People look taller from the ground . Show them the photograph . SIPOWICZ : New faces . No . SIPOWICZ : Take your time . WALKER : Look at these carefully now . No . Kelly . I got a positive ID from one witness . His name 's Coleman . He has the right priors . Sipowicz thinks he 's too short . No , let 's pick him up . Maybe he was wearing lifts . Bensonhurst . It 's a likely locale . He lives here , robs a store downtown . He 's only got ta make 1 0 subway transfers . Maybe he had business downtown then did the store . Maybe his doctor 's down on James Street . The one who gives him hormone injections to make him 6 ' 3 " before the job ... ... thenshrinkhim to his normal 5 ' 9 " right afterward . So , what 's going on with you and that girl ? - Which girl ? - The one we do n't talk about . Licalsi . - Nothing 's going on . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ urge . I 'd take a shot at her . Nothing 's going on . And here 's the guy , Andy . If he did n't do the liquor store , maybe he did something else . Look at this . Our witness said he had a mustache . People shave . - Police . Are you Howard Coleman ? COLEMAN : Yeah . We need to talk about your activities . I had no activities . I went to the drugstore . WALKER : You were seen on James Street in Manhattan . - I was n't there . Get off my property . - We 're taking you in . You better have a warrant , or get away . - What 's the matter ? - Go back in . Take your medicine . WALKER : Come on . SIPOWICZ : Hey ! Hey ! WOMAN : Daddy ! - Stop it ! Daddy ! You 're hurting him ! KELLY : Stay down . Calm down . - Now you 're under arrest , pal ! KELLY : Take it easy . Daddy ! Daddy @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Sipowicz ? You did n't rob any store , right ? You always carry $850 around . - Where 'd you get the money ? - I bet a horse . KELLY : Which horse ? Where ? - At Aqueduct . I do n't remember the name . We do n't think your intent was murder . What happened ? Someone got violent with you ? - What 's your name again ? - Walker . Walker , I was never in a liquor store on James Street today . - So kiss my ass . WALKER : What if I broke your jaw ? - Make sure they 're holding me down . - Here we go . That 's it , Walker . Howard , what 's wrong with your daughter ? - What do you mean ? - You gave her medicine . - For her breathing . She 's got asthma . - My kid had that . So , what 's that supposed to do ? Make me love you ? I was hoping you 'd get some warm feelings for me . Let @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ here to see you , detective . - Thanks . WOMAN : Sure . Hi . I just quit my job . What brought that about ? I was in for a cards-on-the-table conversation . " Be forthcoming about your previous work for the city . We need to know their approach on our clients ' variance applications . " I ask , " So all that stuff , how it 's me you 're interested in ... ... andnotmy contacts , all that was a crock ? " " Let 's be adults , Laura . " So I told them they could stick their job up their ass . Just your way of giving notice , huh ? - You 're not gon na say " l told you so " ? - No , not the type . - You got plans for dinner ? - You buying ? Pick you up in a couple hours . The way these lineups work , you wo n't help me any if you say : " Could be him . Maybe that 's the guy . " You got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him . That 's the guy . " - I understand . - Of course , if you recognize him . - Do n't say you do if you do n't . WITNESS : Right . WALKER : Now you know what I need . - It 's lineup time . Walker touched up the bull's-eye on Coleman 's forehead . Come on . Here . Take a look . WALKER : Take your time . - I see him . - Which one ? Number three . Are you sure ? WITNESS : I 'm sure . That 's the guy . I recognize him . WALKER : I like the guy . He did time for armed robbery , We got a positive ID . Plus , he had $850 in his pocket he could n't satisfactorily explain . - What do you think ? - Looks good so far . We 'll want to see if crime scene lifts prints from that store . But like he says ... . Work it out , give it to the DA . [PHONE_RINGS] FANCY : Lieutenant Fancy . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ read it . In the future ... . - Thanks for the help . SIPOWICZ : Yeah . - I did n't mean to be so irritable . - No problem . COLEMAN : Why are you doing this to me ? WALKER : Let 's get you to court . - I got ta call my daughter . WALKER : Call her from the Tombs . - I 'm telling you , he did n't do it . KELLY : We 'll stay on it . Meanwhile , Coleman eats prison food . 4B . How 's it going ? Fine . Do you have a moment for me ? - Come on . - Several matters : First , our tenants readiness group is eager to hear your thoughts ... ... onbuildingsecurity and personal safety . Is there any advance preparation ? Will you have visual aids I could help to set up ? - I 'll just talk awhile . - Fine . I 've arranged for refreshments . The other thing , detective , concerns ... ... thefifthanniversary of my college graduation . The alumni magazine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I find looking back , leaving home , moving to New York and so forth ... ... thatgettingrobbedand beatenup and then dealing with the man ... ... ina way , taking back my citizenship ... ... **25;288;TOOLONG . I wonder if I could access police reports so I could write it up . - No . - No . I could n't release them . You got ta fill out an application . I feel those reports would be useful to me . Why not concentrate on your career highlights and accomplishments ? Why write about a punk who tried to rob you ? - Because it 's important to me . - You 're getting tied up in knots -- I disagree . I feel as though the scales have fallen away from my eyes . I finally understand this city , how to deal with it . How to meet it on its own terms . How to help others . How others need to be helped . This is n't High Noon . I have to say your reaction typifies ... ... whattheaveragecitizen can expect from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got ta go , 4B . Me and my haughty indifference will be at that tenant meeting . KELLY : Laurie . Laurie . [SHOWER_RUNS] Laurie , it 's me . John . LAURA : Hi , Johnny . There 's a beer in the fridge . Okay . LAURA : I 'll just be a minute . KELLY : Can I get you a towel ? - I can get one . Thanks . KELLY : Well , I just ran out of excuses for coming in there . Since when did you ever need an excuse ? I could cook for us here . - I thought we were gon na go out . - Okay . - You 're not hungry ? - No , that 's fine . I can get work with someone I went to school with : Jimmy Craig . - James Craig who prosecutes narcotics ? - In the district attorney 's office . - You 're kidding me . - No , I 'm not kidding . - Are you nuts ? They 're scumbags . - You do n't know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people you prosecute . I do n't need a note from you . I am not out in the street so you can deal with creeps like that . It 's a job . I 'm not mud wrestling with them . I do n't even know if I 'll do it . But stop fantasizing about making the world safe while I stay home and bake . - I hated that when we were married . - That was just sex ? - You got in the shower . - Did you push me away ? You 're right . This has to stop . I just kept hoping that we could remain close . We 've always been best friends . - I wan na stay close . - But we ca n't . It 's too complicated . We ca n't stay inside the lines . [BEEPER_BEEPS] LAURA : Perfect . This is Detective John Kelly . 15th Squad . I have a shooting victim , DOA , at 626 Park Avenue , 12th floor . No apartment number . The whole floor is an apartment . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No . Wan na tell me what happened ? He was drunk . We argued . In fact , we argued about you . He hit me . I got the gun from the bedroom . I told him to leave . He hit me again , and I shot him . - Where 'd you get the gun ? - He gave it to me a year ago . You went to the bedroom and got it after he struck you the first time . - Yes . - Did you warn him ? No , he went to get a drink . That 's when I got the gun . Okay , tell me again what happened when you came out of the bedroom . - I told him to leave , he hit me . - While you held the gun on him ? - Yes . - Where did he hit you ? In the face . - How many times ? - Several times . - Two , three ? - Three . - And then ? - I pointed the gun and shot him @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , I stepped back and then I fired . Okay . Are you sure he hit you , Mrs . Wagner ? WAGNER : Yes . I 'm surprised you would ask me that question . - I do n't think you should say any more . - What do you mean ? No new marks or bruises on you . Place is clean . No sign of a struggle . No contact wounds , powder residue on the body . The way it 'd be ... - ... ifhewasshotatclose range . - I 'm telling the truth . You 're not telling the truth so please do n't say any more . - Why are you talking to me like this ? - Because I 've got to take you in . So shut up until you speak to your attorney . SIPOWICZ : Morning . FANCY : Morning . - Morning , lieutenant . FANCY : Morning , sergeant . - How you doing ? - We 're throwing a racket for Hanson . - He 's getting married . - All right , here . Who caught @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , something come in ? Yeah . And that 's the guy 's daughter . You arrested my father . The detective handling that will be here . My father did n't rob that store , or shoot those people . - You sure about that ? - Yes . I can prove it . Um ... . Here , let'sgointhere . He was at home when that robbery happened . He ... . He books numbers . He 's home till the number comes up . It helps with my medical bills . - It violates his parole . - That 's why he had $850 . - Yes . - And you were with him all morning . I was at the doctor 's . I have asthma . But he was home . - That 's gon na be real helpful . - Are you going to let him go ? We 'll keep looking into things . Why ca n't you let him go ? I told you he was home . Being at the doctor , you ca n't verify your father 's whereabouts . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm alone there . - We got information coming in . Keep a good thought how things will work out . Come on . - Got any pets to keep you company ? - No . I 'm allergic . Uh ... . I 'm up late , so if you 're worried about anything , give me a call . SIPOWICZ : Anything about the case ? We got an anonymous tip during the night . You already know that , do n't you . - Sarge said you looked at my messages . - I glanced at it . Caller heard someone talk about pulling that job . Let 's check it out . An anonymous tip from a gin mill pay phone . Sounds very hot . We should check that bar out , see if anybody knows anything . Did you take a vow to make my life miserable ? We popped the guy who did this . I 'm going over there myself . Maybe you 'd like that . You could toss back a few shots . Who drives ? Mrs . Wagner 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm sorry to detain you for so long . We had to collect the crime scene report and examiner 's findings . Neither one support her account . In addition , Kelly states she made an incriminating solicitation to him . We 'll have to arraign this as a murder . I 'm not trying this case in a squad room . The absence of powder residue does not preclude a close-range discharge . Nor does failing to show signs of struggle mean it did n't happen . As far as her ostensibly soliciting Kelly to kill her husband ... ... **29;315;TOOLONG a jury that was an innocuous remark . So innocuous that the detective chose not to report it . - Mrs . Wagner -- - Talk only to me , Detective Kelly . Since you failed to give Mrs . Wagner her Miranda warning ... ... **28;346;TOOLONG is going to be admissible in court . She did n't need Miranda . She was n't a suspect . But when she became one , I advised her to keep quiet . Well , we 'll take that up before @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bat this one . Pump up that bill . - What do you think I should do ? - He 's not your lawyer . I can imagine something like this : Your husband came home loaded . You were afraid of a beating so you got the gun . You asked him to leave . He would n't . He started toward you . You shot him from across the room . - It 's not -- - She 's not gon na answer you . If that 's what happened , say so and a DA can write this up as manslaughter . A legal aid attorney can get you easy time ... - ... ERROR? - You 're wasting everybody 's time . KELLY : Do n't underestimate us . If you lie , we will nail you . Tell the truth and I will testify for you . That you 'd been beaten and were emotionally distraught . But this son of a bitch wants you to stick to your story . That will land you in central booking and Rikers Island . Not him , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the time . I want him out so that I can consult with my client . BARTENDER : How 's it going ? - Were you working here last night ? I come in around 11:30 . - Is this your place ? - Yeah . Night guy comes around 7 . A call was made from here last night . It may have a connection with a robbery-homicide . Somebody heard a guy talking on that phone ... ... aboutrobbingaliquorstore . BARTENDER : ls that right ? - Night guy say anything ? - Anybody talk to him about a call ? - No . Where 'd you get this information ? I 'll ask the questions . - You in here last night ? DWIGHT : Do n't involve me . Is it a crime to have a beer and read ? We 're only asking did you hear somebody shooting out their mouth . Absolutely not . I mind my own business , and I expect to be treated that way in return . WALKER : We just received this hot tip , and we 're covering @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . SIPOWICZ : We 'll wait . - What ? That 's our guy . - Sitting by the phone ? - Yeah . - You are in warped territory . - Yeah . - You got a serious case of dick-brain . - I 'm telling you he knows something . - He 's been waiting for us to come . - Goddamn . There he is . Hey , pal ! I want to ask you a question . - What do you want ? SIPOWICZ : Just want to talk . What 's your name ? Dwight . This is like the Gestapo . Like a WWll movie . You phoned that tip in . And you 've been waiting for us to come in . - I do n't know what you 're talking about . - Listen to me now . Now , you made that call . So let 's stop kidding each other . - I do n't know anything - - SIPOWICZ : Just settle down . You 'd think a person who keeps to himself would n't get involved . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you know and we 'll keep your name out of it . Come on ! I wish he would move out . SIPOWICZ : Who ? Out of where ? - Frank Archer . Out of Delaware Arms . - On 46th ? - Yeah . Yeah , what ? Come on . He fired a gun in his room and shot a bullet into the wall . I share that wall . I have diabetes . How do you think I felt ? - What 'd he shoot the gun off for ? - Why ask me ? I was foolish enough to see if he was all right . " lt works , " he says as he walks down the hall . Drunk as a skunk . - The night before last ? DWIGHT : Yeah . Last night he walks in here being a big shot on the phone ... ... sayinghowhe robbedaliquorstore wearing a fake mustache . He saw me . He knew , he nearly put me into cardiac failure with that gun . Do you think he bought a round for me ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 6 ' 3 " . I was a tenant here , but tonight I 'll be speaking as a police officer ... ... aboutthingsyoucan dotomake yourselves and your building safe . I have some books which talk about the locks we think are most effective ... ... andtheprecautionsyou can take entering and exiting the building . Elevators , stairs , things like that . In terms of being accosted , most of you know Mr . Goldstein ... ... recentlycurtailedthe career of a perpetrator who ... ... hadvictimized some of the tenants here . He happened to have a gun on him when the thief attempted to rob him . He used it . On that occasion , it worked . But we do n't think it 's a good idea . Our recommendation is give it up . Whatever they want . Money , jewelry , give it up . We 'll do our job . Now having said that , having given you those warnings ... ... i_want_to say , don ' tliveafraid . Do n't hide . Do n't be angry . And do n't look for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ways of giving up your freedom ... ... thesamewayyou would if you were victimized . It 's easy for me to stand here and tell you how to live your lives ... ... tellyounottoreact to what happens to you ... ... andI wouldneverput myselfup as an expert ... ... onhowto notholdonto things . My dad was shot down on the street , so ... ... Itendto be a little bit more careful ... ... maybea littlebit overprotective ... ... **25;376;TOOLONG another person 's style . Anyway , my point is that ... ... thisisyourcity . This is your city , not the bad guy 's . This is your life . So be free . Live it as free as you can . And we 'll be there for you . And we 'll try not to get in your way . Okay ? ARCHER : Quit pushing me around . - I did n't do anything . - No , you did n't . We did n't find checks endorsed to that liquor store lying on your floor . And this is n't a gun , and it does @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . But you did n't do anything ! And you did n't puke all over my shoes and pants ! - You miserable piece of crap ! - One second , one second . Here it comes again . Here . Get him in there . - How bad you gon na make me look ? - What ? I busted the wrong guy . You got me by the balls . That 's what I 'm after . I want all the credit . I 'm hoping to make chief . You made a wrong ID , it happens . Nobody 's looking to hurt you . As far as I 'm concerned , picking up this asshole was your idea . Hit my shoes again , I 'll fracture your skull . SIPOWICZ : You got him ? - Yeah , I got him . What was that ? New suspect in that shooting . - Note his height , note the weapon . - Way to go , Andy . Yeah , anybody asks , it was Walker 's collar . Team player that I am . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'll stick my face in . She wants to make a statement . I want it on record , it 's against counsel 's advice . I did not plan to kill my husband . We were extremely unhappy together . We 'd been unhappy for a long time . And I'd-- I 'd often , I suppose . I actually did wish that he would die . I remember seven times in the past few years that he beat me very badly . And I did frequently wish that he were dead ... ... orthattherelationship would be over . I said I wished he were dead ... ... andthatif I'dfoundhimdead , I 'd have been glad , relieved . But in no way was I asking Detective Kelly to kill him . Describe the events of the other night . I knew he was going to beat me because of the ... ... toneofhisvoiceand the look he had in his eyes . And I was afraid . The side of my face and ear still ached and rang ... ... fromwherehe had hit me the other night . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to leave . Was it in your mind to shoot him ? No , it was not . I wanted him to leave , I just wanted him to leave me alone . I just did n't want him to hit me anymore . Then what happened ? He started toward me and I said , " Please leave . I mean it . " But he never paid any attention to me . Ever . In all the years we were together . He came forward . I told him to stop . And I kept backing up away from him . And he laughed at me . And he took a step forward and I shot him . I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry . KELLY : What 's that sound like ? COSTAS : Manslaughter 2 . KELLY : What kind of time ? COSTAS : That 's the judge 's decision . KELLY : What you would recommend . A guess , 3 years . - What she might suspend . - What she might suspend ? That 's a pretty soulful look , detective @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ thorn out of your paw ? KELLY : Over here . Here you go . MAN 1 : Hello . SIPOWICZ : Hey . Hold that thought . HANSON : Hey . SIPOWICZ : Hey , congratulations . Yeah . - You made it . SIPOWICZ : Yeah . - I 'm over here . - Uh , no -- I just stopped in . Is Hanson gon na make it ? I saw him checking bus schedules . They do n't mean anything . WALKER : Hey , look who 's here . SIPOWICZ : How are you doing ? Fancy gave me the big attaboy for making that new collar . SIPOWICZ : ls that right ? I got ta hand it to you , you stood up for me . SIPOWICZ : No problem . - When I 'm wrong , I say so . - No problem . Case closed . - You do n't wan na be a blood brother ? I 'm getting more ammo . Have some . - What 'll you have ? - Club soda . Club soda , and another @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Not anymore . I 've been married 27 years . 26 on the force . - So you really are off the booze ? - Yeah . I like to have a few after 5 . That 's my line in the sand . Nothing before 5 . That 's how I stay on top of it . - I 'm gon na get out of here . - Yeah . - What 's it like ? - What do you mean ? You know , getting off booze . I got shot . I do n't recommend the approach . - You go to those meetings ? - I 'm doing it by the seat of my pants . - I do n't feel qualified to give advice . - I do n't need any . I figure I stick with my line in the sand and I 'll probably be okay . - You want a ride or something ? - I do n't need any rides . I always drive twice as careful after I 've had a few . - I 'll see you then . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ around ? - I 'm gon na take off . - All right . - Have a good time . - I 'll talk to you later . - Yeah . Congratulations . Kelly . He 's okay , your partner . - Yeah . - Yeah . KELLY : Hey . - It 's a free country , right ? KELLY : Yeah . I heard how you went out of your way for that society woman . I did n't do it because she 's a society woman . All I 'm saying is that you knew she did n't plan to do what she did ... ... andfoundit in yourheart to understand . Did she have to confess before you could forgive her ? - You 've had too much to drink . - And I 'm only on my second one . I am such an easy date . I think you better give me my rights . - I do n't know what you 're saying . - I killed Marino . - I do n't wan na -- - I 'm confessing . - @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time ... ... youwillforgiveme . WOMAN : Here you go . [PHONE_RINGS] BARTENDER : Detective Kelly , you got a phone call . KELLY : How is he ? He 's shot . They 're trying to get a room . What 's happening ? Mr . Goldstein was on the train . Kid 's holding up a lady . He 's got this gun and tries to stop the kid . Kid 's got a gun too , pops him twice . - Catch anybody ? - No . - Two good descriptions . KELLY : All right . 4B . GOLDSTEIN : Detective Kelly . Detective Kelly , I got shot . - Take it easy . - I 'm losing blood ... . Just calm down , Mr . Goldstein . [MUMBLES] [MUMBLING] I 'm sorry . He 's gone . LAURA : Poor Josh . I know . I 'm gon na call his parents . I do n't know their names . They live outside of Cleveland . Jack and Frieda Goldstein . - How do you know ? - He told me . Jack @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ by CoBeR coberus@go2.pl

@@5224141 Dude ... We got ta get outta here ! I ca n't , they got me pinned down ... Let 's go ! I got you Go ! What the hell happened to you ? Walked myself into an armed robbery . Shoot anybody ? Nah - they both got away . Well , that 's too bad . Yes You look OK Yes . I 'm good ... Fine . This is er ... Ty Curtis . Yeah . I 've seen you around the station . I transferred in three weeks ago . You were first on the scene ? Yeah , I was around the corner . They had me pinned down , Fry guys were cold blood . Seemed like they were gunning for me . Were n't for Ty ... I 'd be dead . Good job . Thank you , sir . They all done with you here ? Yes . Let 's go get a drink . Thanks , man . Ca n't stay out of trouble , can you ? I was hungry . Came a little close with some of those shots , huh ? Had to make it look @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did ? Like a ticket to his favourite show , brother . What about Fry ? He showed up right after you and Carter . All he had to do was shoot up a liquor store . I would have done it weeks ago if I knew that 's what it would take . Man , Fry runs a tight unit - you should see the way they treat him , down at the station house ... Like he walks on water . He does n't ! I promise you that . Fry give you anything else ? Told me to hand in a report . Good - use that . Make sure you cover Fry 's man . You mean Chavez . Yeah , so the report makes him look good . It 'll show Fry you 're not afraid to get a little dirty . I 'll try ... Carter , you do n't feel bad about ... Investigating other cops ? The whole " blue wall " brotherhood of cops ? Exactly how long have you been investigating Fry ? I moved Ty to Metro Division as @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Fry is one of the most highly decorated officers on the force . John Doe ? Name 's Osiri . He was one of my informants , an old one ... He told me about a con named Terry Isaiah manufactures and sells meth and ecstasy . Rumour has it that his operation ran untouched , because he had a cop in his pocket . Fry . I see . So now we 're takin ' the word of criminals over cops ? Four days after I talked to him ... Osiri was killed in a drug raid led by Fry 's task force . Thing is - Osiri did n't sell drugs . Do you know how many times Fry 's been investigated by IAD ? And every time they get nothing . Have you , uh , seen his arrest record ? I need you to transfer someone out of Fry 's task force , to make room for Ty . You know they 're promoting Fry to captain . God , how good you look in uniform ! I thought you married me because of my charm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ How much longer you got on this one , babe ? Well , hopefully , not much longer , babe , we might not even have a case , here . Too bad , because I kinda like these cases ... You get to stay home ... Predictable hours ... I 'm just saying , you might wan na be a little careful now that I 'm ... I 'm pregnant . Did I hear you right ? Did you say ... You 're pregnant ? Yeah ? - Oh , well ... do n't get too excited , because ... I did two of those home pregnancy tests , and one came out positive one came out negative . - And you could n't go for a tie-breaker ? No , I 'm not gon na know anything for sure until I get in to see the doctor . I got ta get in the shower . Ok . Relax . This is n't the Marines . I was telling Fry how impressive you were in the shooting . Chavez told me you were , like , Wyatt Earp @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ more impressed by your report . Like when you said the shooters turned on Chavez without provocation . Well , er ... How would you know that ... If you came in after the shooting started ? Not in the habit of making pricks who shoot at me sympathetic , sir . I looked into your record ... Says they posted you from the academy for a special assignment . Yes sir , it was an undercover case . With all due respect , the lead detective was an idiot - almost got me killed . That why you 're still a uni ? I 'm still in uni , sir , because I punched the fool in the face . Stuck me Devonshire division , it took me eight months to transfer back into Metro . One of the men of my Task Force got transferred out ... That leaves me with a slot open ... That any uni in the division would give his left nut to fill . We need guys who can get it done ... We have one of the highest rates of conviction in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , you can have any assignment you want . Leave the mortician outfit home , tomorrow . You go in soft clothes . Let 's see what you got . Congrats , bro ' . You just got yourself a trial ... It 's the bad-ass 'd unit in the department . These are all the arrest reports for Fry 's task force . They 're busy . Yeah , and the one name you never see in any of these reports ? Terry Isaiah . So he 's flying under the radar . Or someone turns the radar off . Isaiah 's a big player , deals in ecstasy and meth ... You break down Fry 's arrests - everyone of Isaiah 's competitors were either arrested , or wound up dead ... There ' a pattern here - like Fry 's in Isaiah 's pocket . What I still do n't understand is , why ... Ran a financial check on Fry . Nothing seems unusual . So we take Isaiah ... Get him to flip on Fry ? Too risky . If Isaiah does n't flip , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ drug-dealer 's word against a big-time cop ... We need to catch Fry in the act . Put pressure on Isaiah 's operation , force him to use Fry ... Then we catch Fry capering for Isaiah ... And bam ! We got ' I'm . We 're gon na need some help ... I do not know , Carter . That man has more love than Gandhi , down there ... Nobody from Metro 's gon na help us . What makes you think I 'd go to cops for help ? Take a walk ! Police ! Easy ... Easy ! Carter , you gon na get yourself killed , rolling up in here like that . Would you 've answered if I knocked ? No . These two woulda smoked you . Yeah . What 's up , Carter ? - Chill out . - It 's OK . So , if you 're lookin ' for a new ride , these are n't for sale . These are ... part of my private collection . I need help with something . I told you long ago @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I do n't need information . I need help busting someone . A cop . Lieutenant . They teach you any other languages out there in the Devonshire division ? Can you read that ? That 's better than the L.A . Times . You 're standing in the most heavily contested gang ' hood in the city See those names ? You know what they mean ? " 187 . " Hit list . People the gang 's targeted for murder . that's right . What are those numbers ? If you earn a spot up there ... That means you 're doing something right . Let 's go to work ... I 'll ride with you . You ever been here before ? No . I did n't even know Carter had a house . Do n't you think it 's a little strange that we 're only seeing it when he 's entertaining criminals ? You got it ? It 's printing . D' you think it was a good idea , bringing these guys home ? Well , I was n't gon na bring them @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the dirty cop Isaiah has ? Lieutenant Jay Fry ... We 're hearing Isaiah uses him to come up with his own private police . Any time something or someone threatens his business ... We think he puts Fry on it . So we need to disrupt that business . You find out anything ? Isaiah 's got a lab , up in the canyon . Ok , what kind of security are we talking about , here ? Anywhere from six to eight guys ... And they come heavy . That 's why I need your help ... The three of us ca n't cover them all . Gon na need full benefits . Fine . Good . When we gon na do this ? Oh , baby , sorry I 'm late . Been busy ? Uhm , yeah . Say , we got a , er ... We got a , er ... Got a tip about a stash house , right ... ? We took it down ... Took in some major weight ... I got ta say , babe , working with these guys , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like you had a good time . And then ... It felt kinda good , not havin ' to sneak around , you know ? I actually felt ... Proud to make the bust . You get to the doctor ? Thing is , the doctor 's out of town for the next few days . And I ... I do n't know ... A part of me is really enjoying the idea of being pregnant , Even if I 'm not . Can you imagine ? Do we even have room in this house ? Babe , they 're like the size of a football , are n't they ? Well we 'll figure it out . Remember what we agreed on ? Yes , I remember . Lieutenant . Am I , uh , interrupting anything ? No , no . Come on in . Melissa ... Lieutenant Fry ... Lieutenant Fry , this is my wife . Melissa . - How do you do . - Hi . People just call me Fry . You have a lovely house . Thank you . Um ... Can I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Thank you . Your , uh ... Your husband showed some , uh ... Real smarts , today . We 're gon na make him a serious crime fighter . Well just as long as you keep him safe . Oh , I will . My wife and I are having a little get-together , tomorrow ... It 's , er , wives , kids ... You two should come by , meet the family . Sounds great . Why do n't I let you two guys talk ... It was so nice to meet you . - Nice meeting you . House . Wife . Nice job , Curtis . I 'm very lucky , sir . I 'll see you tomorrow . Okay . And , lieutenant , thank you for coming by . Oh ! If it is n't T.J . Hooker . What 's goin ' on ? We 're raiding Isaiah 's place . Is it a rip ? No . For closure . You want me in on this ? No , I ca n't risk you getting seen . We got everything . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Of course , what 's up ? Fry came by my house tonight . - For what ? - He invited us to a barbecue . Ok ... Wine - it 's always nice to bring ; some cheese ... He came to my house . Was he suspicious ? I do n't know . So what 's the problem ? We were both home , me and Mel . There 's no way we could 've created a cover for you as a different cop ... Fry would 've found it - we just altered your real record . But this brings her in the case , now . Ty , I ca n't figure out that part of your life , for you . What does that mean ? I doubt anything 's going to happen at a barbecue . So i 'm guessin about seven ... Two cooks , five shooters . But it does n't look like Isaiah 's there . Okay , take these two ... Go in the back - Neil and I 'll go through the front . I 'm not going @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of their way . No . You 're not in charge . No collateral in this ... This is n't a hit . Carter , we 're not cops . We will do what we have to ... Just do n't do it for fun . We 're in position . Stay down ! Now ! Get down , now ! No , no , no , you stay right there ! Cover ! Cover ! No ! On the ground , now ! Okay , let 's go ... Go ! You know whose house this is ? Terry Isaiah ! At least we got the right address , huh ? All good . Ok . We 're done . Oh , and , uh ... You have a lovely house . You 're dead . That 's a fact . Isaiah 's gon na kill you ... Kill your family ... Kill anyone you care about . That was fun . Yeah . Am I the only one who thinks last night was surreal ? Sometimes we work with questionable people , you know ? No , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's with them . Does n't that seem strange to you ? Not really . They are who they are , you know ? Not pretend to be something they 're not . Kinda makes sense . Another a shot at me ? What ? Because of Scott - and you . You have to stop thinking everything 's about that , okay ? Dean , I need you to back-up Ty . - It 's a barbecue . - I know . Just go , Please . Who were those guys last night ? - Just some people I know . - Dean says they stole money from Isaiah . We crippled a major drug operation , it 's a bargain at twice the price . You 're early . What ? I 'm right on time . You used to like ' em skinny , Carter . What 'd you just say ? She 's working with me . The latest victim , uh ? Hey , do n't listen to this maniac , he 's gon na get you killed . Hey , will they get it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... And that other thing you were asking about ? Yeah , what d' you know ? There 's a guy I know . Deals to all the clubs and bars . Usually buys from Isaiah . That 's perfect , Mott - thanks . You sure this is cool ? It 's cool ... As long as you get most of it back to me by next week . - Got a big buyer . - No problem . Everything else good ? The kid ? Doing better . Thanks . Do you know any normal people ? What do you mean ? What are we doing with that ? Going into business . I 'm a little nervous . No need to be , baby , just be yourself . These guys are just cops , and you know what ? I do n't even know if they 're bad cops . I think I get it . What ? Why you like your job . It 's quite exciting . - Hey ! You made it ! Lieutenant ... Thank you for the invite . - Not @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - How are you ? - Good , thank you . - Brought you some Chardonnay . Chardonnay , beautiful , I 'll go find some ice for this . - Hey , ***** Chavez ? - How you doing ? I 'm good ... Melissa , my wife . - Hey , nice to met you - Michael Chavez . - Hi . - This is my wife , Theresa . - Hi ! And this ... This is my little boy ... - Evan . - Oh , my God ! How old is he ? About 18 months . High five ! See ? See ? He 's so precious ... ! Good looking , like his dad , eh ? - Anything ? - Yeah , yeah ... Ty decided to bring the Chardonnay instead of Chianti . Funny . Is n't really your thing ? House , the lawn , barbecues ... I tried it once . Did n't stick . I need you with me . Jaimie , you stay here and back-up Ty ... We 'll take my car . Oh , my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with your custody case ? Nothin ' good ... I mean , her mother hired some high-priced divorce lawyer ... Ca n't afford to fight that . You know , I know a guy ... Usually reps the Hollywood crowd , but I got him out of a DUI . He was with a stripper he 'd been bangin ' on the side . He 'll take your case , pro bono . There you go ! Fry , man ... - Thanks . - No problem . Can I talk to you a second ? Sure . His wife could n't handle the hours he was pulling ... And she wants sole custody . Damn . How long you been married ? Five months . Yeah , I know , I 'm a rookie . You ? Seventeen years . Wow . That 's Jackie , there ... The blonde . I like working with married guys . Why 's that ? Well , when you got something to come home to ... Makes you think real hard about what you 're doing out there . Married guys make @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Could n't agree more . So , what are we talking about here ? I 'm talking about a partnership , man . I know you 're wired into all the clubs . From what I hear you got a really tasty customer base . I want to tap into it . I got a regular supplier . And he does not like competition . Talking about Terry Isaiah , right ? You 've heard of him , and you still tryin ' to cut into his business ? You 're either dumb or crazy . Isaiah 's about to run out of product , bro ' . And why 's that ? Lab in Topanga got hit last night - blasted up . Yeah , so unless you start filing for the winter ... Your customers ' gon na need a new dealer . How do you know all this ? Because we 're the ones who did it . Check with Isaiah , man ... He 's gon na tell you he 's fresh out of product . Unlike us . That 's a freebie , man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ us . Right ? I do n't know anything about this ... But even if I did , I do n't care ... I do n't care ... No No ... Not my problem , I told you that , last time . Everything okay ? Yeah ... Yeah . Uh ... Get everyone together , I just got a tip about a new supplier ... That maybe setting up shop , here . Get your hands up ! Whoa , man ... Whoa ... - Hey , what is this , man ? - Put your hands up ! What 's happenin ' ? What is this ? Tumi ... When the hell are you gon na get a job ? Anybody got a warrant ? I 'm hearing you 're buying from a new supplier , is that true ? Who 's gon na pay for my door ? Focus , Tumi . Maybe I heard of a couple of white dudes ... - Selling door to door . - Tumi , names . And if I give you that , then you and me all good ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Do n't hassle me . Then do n't act like supercops ... I know Isaiah 's pulling your string . Probably how you heard about this , right here . I ca n't believe you could be this stupid . Toss it ! The whole place ! - Gun ! - No ! Hold your fire ! He 's dead . What are you doing ? He had a gun . It was a remote . Looked ... Looked like a ... Gun . Noyce . Wait a minute . Wait . It 's done . Call it in . To one les scumbag on earth , huh ? DA 's office call you yet ? Spoke to a ( shield and team ? ) rep It all happened so fast . You did the right thing . He waited until I turned my back , and then he drew his gun to kill me . But it was n't a gun . I saw a gun . Plain as day . No question . Yep . Tumi was a degenerate . Sold drugs to kids . Nobody at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this . Just tell ' em what happened . And you got four , other , decorated officers ... That 'll swear under oath to it . You 're thinking too hard about it , man ... You did the right thing . Who is Isaiah ? Tumi said someone named Isaiah was pulling your strings , who is he ? Damn , Ty ... You do n't miss a thing , do you ? Isaiah , as in Terry Isaiah ... A big-time supplier ... Meth ... Ecs ... So you do know him ? Yeah , he 's an informant of mine . So you go after a dude like Tumi , but you let a supplier like Isaiah operate ? Isaiah feeds me information . He 's more valuable to me on the streets than he is in jail ... And as soon as that changes , well , uh ... We 'll blow him out too . So why did Tumi say Isaiah was pulling your strings ? You got ta give these fools their pride ... I let ' em think they 're calling the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ comes ... They answer to us . And who do we answer to ? Nobody . Ever . You want to be a legit . cop ... ? You want to be a real , bona fide crimefighter ... ? This is what it takes . And do n't ever hang your head down low . The hell have you been ? I had to get my head straight , somehow . I heard . You shot Tumi ? - The hell were you doing ? - Oh , it 's like that ? What do you want a hug ? I didn ? t ' put you out there to kill people . Yeah , well , you know , it 's a little different when the bad guys know that you 're a good guy . Did Tumi at least give up that we 're the new suppliers ? - I do n't know , I 'm not sure . - Not good enough ! I need you to catch Fry working for Isaiah , you understand that ? What if you 're wrong about Fry and Isaiah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ informant . - It makes sense ! - Tell me you 're not starting to fall for Fry 's bullshit . - Tell me ! - What is it with you and this guy , huh ? Fry does n't do any thing that we do n't . What did you say ? He 's a cop , Carter , just like us . - What did you say ? - He 's a cop ... Just ... Like ... Us ! He 's nothing like us ! - Alright ! - Get that straight ! It 's always good to show your feelings , please , vent a little bit . Come on , let 's go - we 're out of here . You 've been drinking . Went out with Fry and the guys . Long day . You alright ? Yeah . You have fun at the barbecue the other day ? I must admit , I did . I mean , since you 've been working for Carter , we have n't ... exactly hung out with other cop families , so ... it 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah . Working with these guys , you see there 's different ways of doing the job . Come here . Hey , Ty . You file your shooting report , yet ? I was about to , why ? Chavez , if you got something to say , say it , man . Fry 's trying to make you think it was a dirty shoot , but it was n't ... I had a clear line of sight at Tumi . When Fry leaned down , he planted the gun ... After you shot him , he leaned back down to check his pulse ... Suddenly the gun became a remote control . What the hell are you saying to me ? It 's what he does , man . He ropes you in . It 's how he wins your loyalty . Did something like that to me . Always had my doubts . But by then , its ... On your record . If you come out now ... You end your career . What do you know about Terry Isaiah ? Isaiah , what ? Why @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him off to Tumi ... and these new drug suppliers , right ? What I 'm asking , is Isaiah really Fry 's informant ? Rumour is Isaiah has something on Fry . Way back when , Fry sold his badge out to Isaiah for a few deals . What Fry did n't know ... was that Isaiah recorded everything . Well , you can go to IAD ? - I 'm no rat . - So why you telling me this ? Your wife told my wife ... You 're trying to have a baby . Trust me , man .. Everything changes after that . What 's going on ? Nothing , captain , Chavez was in here trying to convince me ... that your sex life does n't change after you have kids . I ai n't convinced , Chavez . We traced a number found at Tumi 's . It sounds like that new supplier we 've been hearing about ... This guy 's a real piece of work ... Armed robbery , home invasions ... We 're hitting him now . - I 'll just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Where are we ? Nothing from Ty . You know Fry , do n't you ? We worked together on a task force , years ago . It was a different time . Different department . We ... Were encouraged to do questionable things . Fry was the worst . A straight up fuck . How is he still on the force ? When things got out of hand , and the DA 's indictments started coming down ... Everyone stuck to the " honour among cops " code ... Except Fry . Everyone was sure he 'd ... cut some kind of deal to save his own ass . What happened to you ? Let 's just say I was n't on the Chief 's Christmas card list . So Fry gets a wife , A white picket fence , promotion ... And get to be buddies with criminals . Not quite . Where 's Dean ? At home , why ? Fry 's on his way there , right now ! Alright , let 's be smart . Do n't take any chances . Especially after Tumi . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Let 's go . You stay here , cover the front . What the hell happened ? Crazy son of a bitch just started shooting . He got away . This is 2-Zebra-12 , we 've an officer down , repeat , officer down ! 1400 block of Lanterman Drive . Is he dead ? Alright ... He 's a convicted drug dealer ... Relatively new in town , so check with your contacts in the community ... Work with your sister agencies . And I 've been asked to pass on a message from the Chief . He understands emotions are running high ... But proper procedure is gon na make this case . The way I see it ... They have their department 's procedure ... And we have our code . Chavez was our brother . And that 's why we need to bag this cop-killing scumbag , ourselves . In cuffs , if you have to ... In a body bag , if you can . Did you see them shoot Chavez ? I barely made it out of there when they bust in . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Said she was thinking about leaving Fry 's unit . He was gon na flip ? No , but Fry must have found out he was thinking about leaving ... And he probably got spooked that Chavez was having second thoughts . He 's trying to tie up loose ends , before he gets promoted . First Tumi , now Chavez . So , maybe I can make an approach , cut a deal with Fry . Fry 's made you into a cop-killer , do n't you get that ? Every cop in the city 's gon na be gunning for you . They 'll shoot you on plain sight ... And get a medal for it . Fry 's played this perfectly . Damn it ! I have to clean this up with Maynard . Ty , why do n't you go home and get some rest ? No . I want Fry ! But how , T ? We do n't even know what 's his endgame is . The drugs in your apartment . Fry recovered ' em ... But when I checked , he @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ them ... Can I talk to you ? Go ahead . Well , Chavez , sir . Before the shooting , he told me he was having second thoughts about this unit . Second thoughts ? He thought what you were doing was dirty . I think he was flirting ... With IAD . Why would he tell you that ? Since I 'm the new guy ... Said he wanted me to know what I was getting into . Well ... What do you think you 're getting into ? A unit that gets results . I know Chavez was your boy , and what happened was a tragedy . But if you ask me , you got a lucky break ... And the unit 's better off without him . I 'm going to ... Let you in on a little something . Word 's come down from up high ... They 're making me a captain . I 'm gon na have my own division . You , Noyce ... Kim . We 're going to run it the old way . The right way . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ... One last thing we need to do . Deal with Terry Isaiah . You did n't do what I said , Fry . Are ... Are you getting deaf with age ? ' Cause I said I want that punk-ass dead for blasting my lab . Every cop in the city is hunting him down . He 's as good as dead . That does n't make me feel any better . What the hell 's this ? Ah , call it restitution . To hold you over , Until you get another lab . set up and running . What the hell 's going on ? Carter . You always were a sneaky son of a bitch . It 's over , Jay . You called the cops ? On me ? You murdered a cop . You mean ... He murdered a cop . As far as the world knows ... He 's a cop-killer . And you ... You 're an LAPD cautionary tale . Just a buncha ... Cops gone bad in the pocket of a drug dealer . If you kill all of you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ put their guns down . You first . Wait ! I can fix this ! - Wait ! - I ca n't , Fry . I can fix it ! Put it down . Do n't think you 're any better than me . Ty . Back off . You OK ? Cell phone was off . Yeah ... Must be the battery . Well , look , Mel wanted me to invite you to dinner . She thought you and I could use some hang-out time . I told her you probably had a big date ... Big night lined up ... But I told her I 'd ask , anyway . You know me too well . So I 'll tell her , maybe next time . Yeah . Next time . Cool . Listen , for a minute there , Mel thought she was pregnant . When we got married , I said told her if we ever had a baby , then I 'd stop going under with you . Well , you do ... What you need to do . Goodnight , man .

@@5224241 Veronica ! - This way ! - Ned ! - Over here ! - Ned ! No , no , do n't go ! Ned ? wait for me . You are safe now . Ned , you ran so fast ! I could n't keep up ! I 'd never leave you behind . Come on . It 's time to get back to the tree house . That 's why I had to talk to you this way . I finally figured out how to get back , but I 'm going to need your help . Get back from where ? Veronica , do you know where we are right now ? Ned , It does n't matter . All I know is that I 've missed you . Nothing 's been the same since you ... - since you ... - Say it . Since I died . I really do miss you . Veronica , help me ! Ned ? At the dawn of the last century A band of explorers searched for a prehistoric world Driven by ambition Secret desires A thirst for adventure And seeking the ultimate story They are befriended by @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Each day is a desperate search for a way out ... of the Lost World Careful , Challenger , here it comes . Good morning , Marguerite ! It 's time to greet another magnificent day with ... Ha ! Fresh toast ! Unusual to see on outside its cage during hibernation season , I must say I heard that . This could be one for your science journals , George : rare species spotted on a remote plateau . Observers lives endangered by ... Coffee ! There 's no coffee ! There 's plenty in the storage shed , Marguerite ... I brought it back from the Zanga village myself . Those beans are green , Roxton ! You have n't roast them yet ! That 's not my job , Marguerite . I sew for all of us . Challenger smelts metal ingots to trade with the Zanga . Veronica tends the gardens and the goat ... you smoke the meat and roast the coffee . And cast the bullets . And load the cartridges . Poor you . The coffee is still your job . Come along @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Malone went missing ... we 've had to adjust the division of labor . Missing ? Why ca n't anybody come out and say what really happened ? Marguerite , I 'm sorry ... but you and Veronica did agree to take on more of the food preparation . Coffee 's not food ! It 's ... it 's a necessity ! And you 're its main consumer . Which is another reason I wish Malone was n't dead . Whatever . Americans drink more of this stuff than I ever did . He got me started on it in the first place ! He 's not dead ! - Good morning , Veronica . - Veronica ? Jungle daylight is no substitute for Zanga 's espresso . I saw him last night . We all have dreams about Malone , Veronica . Not the same dreams we had about Summerlee , of course . Right here ! I mean , I dream about him too . But when I woke up , he was just standing there . Challenger , he was pleading for my help . Then , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It 's Assai . Assai ! Professor Challenger ! My people ask for you to come at once . You are not going anywhere , you have a lot to work ... to do on the new test balloon so we can go home . What 's wrong , Assai ? What 's happened ? That 's just it , Professor . We do not know . It could be a sign from the heavens or elsewhere . When she puts it like that , how can I resist . Watch me . I could see she 's most unhappy . Because of Malone ? And she 's getting worse . Past few days she 's mostly stayed in her room . She keeps re-reading Malone 's journals . It 's a pity she would n't come with us today . Would have done her good to talk to an old friend like you . Veronica is strong . Her sorrows only make her stronger . Veronica , as difficult as it may be ... to believe , I would like to apologize . You 're right . It is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people in my life too . Family , friends more than friends . I do know how you feel . Is it really that hard to accept ... that I could care about something more than gold or diamonds ? Yes ! One of your more endearing and annoying traits ... is that you never lie to me . Just as I 've never lied to you . About important things I apologize ! For not saying sooner than I know ... that Malone means as much to all of us as he does to you . Well , now you 've said it . - All right , what is it ? - It 's called a Ouija board . It 's all the rage in Europe and London . What does it do ? Think of it as a telephone for a very long distance calls . I brought the outsider . Yesterday it was just a field . Last night it was touched by a force beyond this world . Someone made that in just one night ? Someone . Or something . I 've read about @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Malone through this ? To be honest I do n't know . Put your hands here by mine . Have you ever used one of these before ? Yeah , a few times , in London . And did it work ? Let 's just see if it works now . What do we do ? Put your fingers here as lightly as you can . We wish to contact Edward T . Malone . Are you out there , Ned ? Malone , we know you 've been trying to contact Veronica . Here 's your big chance . Are you here with us ? You did that . No , you were touching it too . Why do n't you ask him a question ? Malone ? Where are you ? - See , I told you . - Whoa ! H E L - P - Help M help me , help me That 's what he said to me last night ! Do you actually think it could be him ? Well , if he said it before , maybe it could be . I do @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I do n't think we have to . G O T Go , go to ! Where Where Where - the go to where ... P - A - T - H Go to where the path is ! Who 's there ? Marguerite ! If it 's like a telephone , How do you hang it up ? It looks like there 's two of them too , why ? Look out I have a pan Marguerite , what have you done ? I do n't know ! AH ! Oh , no ! Okay , okay . Does this always happen in London ? I wish ! I would have made a fort-What ? what it is ? who is that ? Right . Let 's see Challenger explain this one . It 's an agroglyph . Of course it is , George , What else would it be ? It 's a name given to a unique explicable ... patterns or markings in a field of vegetation . Variations include ... crop encirclement , here the vegetation has been flattened , or pyroglyphs , where the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . So you 've seen one of these before ? Never . Although they are quite common in the vicinity of Avery , back in England . And have been for generations . Well , that 's where my family 's estate is . It 's surrounded by fields of standing stones , dating back to the Druids . But I 've never seen or heard of one of these pyroglyphs . Farmers do n't like to talk about them . They believe they are connected to some supernatural power . The circles of stones , circles in fields supposedly marking power spots , where lines of unexplained force intersect . There is no sign of kerosene or any other fire accelerant being used . So no one knows how this type of thing gets made . Our shaman refuses to set foot in this field . He says he knows too well why it 's been visited upon us . Our shaman says that Saros is returning . This is his sign . Saros ? He 's a legend among my people , a fierce warlord who dismembered those @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ last name would n't be Krux by any chance , would it ? Saros lived and died hundreds of years ago , consumed by flames ... cursing those who rose against him ... swearing to return from the realm beyond death ... to take vengeance on the living . Realm beyond death . Tell me . In the Zanga tradition , is it possible to return from this realm ? Our shaman says the proof is all around us ... painted by the hand of Saros himself . Is that so . If this is paint from beyond the grave , I want to analyze the pigment . Good heavens ! Redecorating , are we ? I made Veronica a Ouija board . Marguerite . That is a tool for charlatans ! Maybe back in England . The board is controlled by its users . There 's not a whit of evidence to prove that it could possibly work . I 'll be in my lab if I 'm needed . Are you okay ? Assai ... So , what really happened ? The spirits were restless . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ keep your secrets . As long as nobody got hurt by whatever little ... game you two were amusing yourself with . Do you really think we made this mess for our own amusement ? There 's no telling what you 're capable of , Marguerite , without your coffee . I mean , if you could have this much fun with a Ouija board , think of what you could do with a full-blown s ? ance ! What is a s ? ance ? Scales , drives tubes , pentrometre , Ph tests , I got them all . science picnic basket by any other name . Sure you do n't want us to call you a taxi ? Ah , No , no . Just try to leave the walls standing this time . Come on , Roxton ! Good bye . All right , they 're gone . Now tell me why ... we could n't tell them what we saw on the mirror . Because we are going to have a s ? ance , And the first rule of a s ? ance is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the etheric planes or ... something like that . Veronica , What did you see in the mirror ? You know , George , a few days ago you were convinced Malone 's presence was moving journals around to help us out . Then an hour ago you were laughing at ... Marguerite 's Ouija board . I mean , what do you believe ? Roxton , I 'm a scientist . I do n't let what I believe get in the way of what I observe . Maybe so . But just for a moment , forget science , forget logic . Give me your best gut instinct , a seat of the pants wildest guess . Now what do you think made that pyroglyph ? - My best guess . - Yes . The pyroglyph is a series of ... hitherto undocumented phenomena ... that a series of chemical analyses might explain . Sometimes , Challenger , you 're not fun at all . Raptors ! More than one ! Stampede ! It 's almost as if something frightened them ! Yeah . But what in the hell @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who we saw on the mirror . Marguerite . Did you also see this ? Yes . You can not do this ! This is a sign of Saros ! Saros ? That 's who we saw ? Who 's Saros ? A bloodthirsty warlord who was ... burned alive when the Zanga rose up against him . But we did n't try to reach Saros ! We called for Malone ! - And Malone heard us . - He did ? Well , you said it yourself there were two spirits in the room ! Unseen spirits ! Well , he was here . We saw him in the mirror . And someone drove him away before he could harm us . Malone . But this time we 're going to get Malone back without Saros . Veronica , no ! It is too dangerous ! Would Malone wish you to endanger the lives of all the Zanga ? Listen , we ca n't do anything until midnight anyway . That 's the witching hour . Would either of you like a cup of coffee ? The roasting pan @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll make tea . Well . Now we know what sends raptors into a stampede . What do you say , Challenger ? A ball of lightning or some kind of electrical whirlwind ? That 's not important . Look at the pattern it 's making ! That 's identical to the first one . Which means this is not a natural process . Whatever that ball of light is , it 's under intelligent control ! Challenger , this is the one time I do n't think we find answers in your test tubes . We found a second pyroglyph . Yeah quite incredible . We saw it being burned into a field . - You saw who made it ? - No , not a person , More like a sphere of light . I was only joking about holding a s ? ance , Marguerite ! It 's no joke , Roxton . Veronica and I , when we used the Ouija board , we both saw this dead Zanga warlord . Saros , That 's the same pattern was saw in the pyroglyphs . How 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with the s ? ance . - Finally , a voice of reason ! I would n't put reason and s ? ance in the same category . Sometimes , with extraordinary phenomena , it requires investigation by extraordinary means . Professor Challenger , It is too dangerous . Not if Marguerite knows exactly what she 's doing . Do n't I always ? We 've gone some time before midnight , and that 's the witching hour . I 've got things to square away in my lab . You know , everything is upside-down . You were the only one who though Malone was truly dead . Challenger 's the last person to believe in s ? ances ! The truth is , I do n't know what happened to Malone , and neither does Challenger . Which means we 're the only two with open minds around here . I think it 's fair to say I have an open mind . It 's your heart that 's open , John . You 've been holding out hope that if we keep looking , somewhere we might @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it . You do n't want to take that hope away from Veronica . Perhaps you are right . But do n't you believe that there 's ... something more to life than the here and now ? Sometimes when I think about what my life has given me , in the here and now , I wonder what more I could possibly ask for . Challenger says it 's time . Challenger , I do n't think this is the time for a group portrait . Right you are . Oh , Marguerite , light the candles ? Challenger , how does a scientist know so much about s ? ances ? I spent several months in Chicago ... with a good friend of mine , Harry Houdini . Harry know it all Houdini ? Two-bit meddling magician ? I attended a dozen s ? ances with Harry , and worked with him to debunk the fraudulent mediums ... and mystics who prey upon gullible people . I take it you 're acquainted with him as well . Let 's just say that when Houdini was in England , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ leave it at that . What you actually took money from grieving ... people who thought you could talk to the dead ? I call it giving people what they want . Let 's not forget that this s ? ance is Challenger 's idea . It 's Roxton 's actually . And it 's not a bad idea . What ? Are we all ready ? first join hands . Okay , close your eyes . Okay . Clear your minds . I call Edward T . Malone . Ned , can you hear me ? Are you there ? Did you feel that ? It 's like the temperature dropped 20 degrees . That means it 's working . I really think something is going to happen ! Malone ! If you are among us , knock once . One very exuberant knock ! This is so wrong ! Perhaps you could ask him if we are at risk here . Ned , one knock for yes , two for no . Are any of us in danger for trying to contact you like this ? Let 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's two knocks , right ? We 're not in any danger . Try channel him through you , Ask him to speak through you ? OK . Speak through me , spirit . Let all of us hear what you have to say . Do not open a path for me here . Saros will try to take it . Follow what I have written . Do not try to open a path for me here ! Malone ? Upon your flesh shall I feast , and in your blood shall I bathe . - It 's Saros ! - And in your ... I shall live . your vile hearts your sons You let her go . Is over this Is it over ? We 've broken the circle , That 's supposed to be enough . Saros still has her . Marguerite ! Marguerite ! - That 's him ! - Marguerite ! NO ! I never meant for this to happen . I was trying to send you a message to tell you where I was ! How to help bring me back . But it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to see me or hear me . I did n't know ... that by trying to open a path for me , you 'd endanger yourselves . I wo n't let you risk your lives . You mean too much to me . So you 've got to let me go . Bye , Veronica , I 'm going to miss you . I 'm going to miss you all . What happened ? Malone cold n't have done this . Saros , the butcher ! How 's Marguerite ? Shaken but not hurt . I feel like I 've been kicked by a mule ! - A supernatural one at that . - Yeah , Thank goodness . Everyone 's all right ? You took a picture of what happened ? A photograph of something . Challenger , you are nothing short of brilliant . So they say . What have we got here ? Look at this ! Absolutely uncanny . They 're both there , Malone and Saros ! Do n't you understand what happened ? Yes I do . We opened a path for Malone and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll stop all attempts to reach Malone ! Assai ! I ca n't promise that ! None of us can . If I can not stop you , then there 's nothing that can stop Saros . I have to warn my people . Looking for something in particular ? I ca n't stop thinking about what Malone said when he spoke through you . Do not open a path here , but follow what I 've written . But written where ? It 's going to take weeks to read them all . I have read them all , Marguerite . If Malone 'd had written anything about Saros or s ? ances , I 'd know about it . Challenger wants to hold a second s ? ance tonight . Maybe it 'll be easier for Malone to talk to us the second time around . Marguerite ! Veronica , did you really need to draw that . - I did n't ! - So what is it doing here ? But why would Saros place his pattern in Veronica 's sketch pad ? What if we 're @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Malone ? He did say , follow what he 's written . Written ! So Saros did n't create the pyroglyphs ! Malone did . If the pyroglyphs are Malone 's writings , he 's obviously trying to tell us something . But what ? OH ! Malone , that had better be you . Marguerite , do n't interrupt the phenomenon . It 's a triangle ! Three knives pointing , triangulation . Co-ordinates for a specific location ! Somewhere there is a third pyroglyph . It 'll take days to search all the fields between here and the Zanga village . Not necessarily . George , you make me nervous when you get that look in your eye . Another 50 feet , and I 'll be able to see over into the next valley ! Careful Marguerite , keep the ropes nice and taut . So we follow the Summerlee River , to the Zanga village . There 's the first one . Thinking positively , it looks like ... Challenger 's new rubber ... formula might have solved the embrittlement problem . Huh ? In a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ more carrying capacity and greater range . Who knows , it might even get us passed those updrafts at the plateau 's edge . Passed the updrafts and home . Why , Marguerite , I ... thought a chance out of this place would cheer you up . Me , yes . I do n't know how Veronica 's going to take it . What ? What ? Oh , nothing , just for a moment ... there it actually sounded like you were worried about Veronica . No ! Just worried about our division of labour if she ... decides to spend the next month moping in her bedroom , that 's all . My thoughts exactly . We came along the Malone Rift ... there 's the second one ! Maybe around to the south there 's the Krux Mountain . Ah the falls and ... here it is ! Challenger , look out ! Do n't shoot the balloon ! Challenger ! Come on ! Come on ! Help ! Down ! You actually enjoyed that , did n't you ? Well , I lived through it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Now we found the third pyroglyph here , and that 's describing a triangle with this point as its center . Then that must be where Malone wants us to go . It 's a rocky outcrop in dense jungle . So you 're going to have to move quickly in order to cut a trail for us before midnight . I 'll have to cut the trail ? You and Marguerite . I have to go back to the tree house and get Veronica , and a few items we might need . What do you know that we do n't know all of a sudden ? Now that we know where Malone wants us to go , I realize we are not just dealing with opening a line of communication to the other realm . We have to create a physical connection . - Will that be safe ? - No , not at all . I suspect we 've already opened a path for Saros ... to gain a foothold in our world . The longer that path is open , the easier it will be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . - So then we have to close the path . - As quickly as possible . Then how will Malone get back ? To be honest I 'm not sure he can . Okay , I 've got it , We 've found the third pyroglyph , so now we know exactly where Malone wants us to go . I knew Malone was trying to tell us something . But what does the photo plate have to do with it ? It 's for the s ? ance Marguerite is going to conduct . It carries a physical imprint of Saros , which gives him a psychometric link to our world . But ... by destroying the plate at the proper time , in the proper place , that link can be broken . Malone 's image is on that ! Wo n't his link be broken too ? Not if you choose something from your personal belongings that has great meaning to both you and Malone . You are going to be his link to our world . You are his only chance . The X marks the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? a cave ? - After you . - If you insist . I do . Malone 's handkerchief . Good . He left it on the riverbank the day we first ... Umm ... we went swimming and ... he was being so funny ! We were splashing around like ... I just know it 's a day that I 'll always remember . We all know that you and Malone were , are very close . Maybe we could be something more , I do n't really know . But I 'd like the chance to find out . What 's so special about this cave ? How are we going to know when we reach the right spot ? I think this is the right spot . Yeah . These are standing stones , dating back to the Druids . They are much older than that ! How do you know that ? I just do . It 's ... like I 've seen this place before or somewhere like it . You have been to Avery ? Yeah , I used to live near there as @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be what I remember it . Playing on the fairy rings and standing stones . Why would Malone lead us so deep into the jungle ? I suspect he is direction us to an extremely strong ... intersection of earth energy lines . Perhaps the most powerful on the entire plateau . Just what we need . More power for Saros . And a more power for a path for Malone . Are you ready ? Ask Marguerite . She looks like she know what she 's doing . Marguerite , you 've already created a link with Malone . So call him again , just as you did in the tree house . Wo n't that bring Saros ? If Challenger 's right , Saros is almost halfway here . I call Edward T . Malone ! Oh , you 're making this look easy , Malone . What 's going on , Challenger ? The path between our world and ... the other realm is now completely opened . Over there , through the light . Is that Malone ? Saros . I do n't think he likes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ other world , - I ca n't let him get the plate ! - Now Challenger , Destroy it ! That risks severing the link to Malone is back with us . Do what you 've got to , but do it fast ! - Call Malone . - Pay attention , Malone ! Over there ! Come back to us , Malone ! Come back ! Concentrate ! Be concentrate ! Malone , get back here ! This instant ! Focus on Malone . Ned ! I 'm going to try to weaken the link with Saros . Hello ? No ! Challenger , now ! I 'm back ! Ned ? Malone ! Malone ! Glad to see you back , Neddie boy ! It 's a real mystery . I do n't know how I did this . So much of what I experienced seems like a dream or a nightmare . I just ca n't remember the details . The important thing is that you are back here with us . Where you belong . Looking better than ever , I must say . Thank you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ me . Oh not us . I knew you would n't leave me ... us ! All of us . I bet you 're starved ! You know what I would love ? - What ? - What ? Is there any coffee ? Of course there is ! Around here it 's a necessity . Thank you . - Challenger ? - Not with the claret . Thank you . *

@@5224341 I am so excited about Star Whores . Fezzie , man , it 's Star Wars . Screw that . Hey , Forman , man , this thing better be good . If I do n't see some space jugs , I 'm gon na be super-pissed . I do n't know , guys . I hear it 's okay . There 's no way it 's better than The Planet of the Apes . I mean , those apes were really good actors . Whoa ! Then they go into this bar and there are all these space creatures ... then , someone makes the mistake of picking on Obi-Wan Kenobi . And then , he takes out his lightsaber and he goes " whoosh " ... and he chops this guy 's arm right off , ' cause it 's a saber that 's made out of light . You know , this does n't sound like a nice movie . Now , The Way We Were , that 's a nice movie . So , Eric , you gon na get yourself some Star Wars pajamas now ? Kitty , I 'm going back to work @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ No , I ran into Ron Milbank at the K-Mart ... and he 's moved back to re-open the plant . This is a godsend . And to think how close we came to losing the house . Losing the ... Mom , you said we were fine . Eric , honey , I lied . - Honey , this is the best news . - I 'm so glad that you 're happy . - Hey , way to go , Daddy . - My job and my little girl . Okay , so , I 'm here , too , Dad . Speaking of you ... I told Milbank 's son David to come by to see you . - David Milbank ? Dad , I hated that guy . - Yeah , I hate his dad ... but I smile like hell whenever I see him . And you 'll do the same . Got it ? Got it . David Milbank ? Oh , barf . Eric , remember when you beat him up on the playground ? Yep . I kicked his ass . Wait @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Yep . And I kicked his ass . So , Jackie , you want to go see Star Wars tonight ? Michael , I told you , I do n't like space . Jackie , if we 're gon na start our relationship over ... you got ta meet me halfway , honey . Well , maybe I want to do something else tonight . Like what ? God , Jackie . We can do that for the rest of our lives ! Star Wars is a limited engagement . Fine . But I want the big popcorn . They finally left . Now it 's just the three of us . That 's great , Fez . I get it . If I was gone , you two would kiss . Life 's a bitch , huh ? Eric ! David 's here . The scoliosis asthma freak is here ? I can not wait to see this . - Hey , guys . I 'm back . - Yeah , hey . Wow , David . You 've really grown up . Me ? Look at you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fact , we 've all grown up . Yes , but him much more than you have . So , David , tell us about you . We 're dating . What was that ? What ? I 'm just ... Sorry , making conversation here . So , Donna , you still writing short stories ? - Yeah , I still write a little . - Not every ... You still write ? - I mean , I would love to read your stuff . - Yeah ? Well , enough about us . Tell us about you . David , you still got that big old curve in your spine ? Can I see it ? Hi , Kelso . Laurie . I 'm bored . If you 're bored , you should go see Star Wars . No , I was thinking of doing something else and ... Laurie , what 's going on ? You 're acting like you 're liking me and that 's weird . It 's like I told you , Kelso . I 'm bored . That 's very flattering . But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I understand . Do you want to see my appendix scar ? Once again ... what's-her-name and I are back together . - It 's not my best story , but it 's ... - Wow ! I love it . Do you have any more ? Yeah , my God , yeah , I totally have more . I just ... My God ! My God , I am so sorry . I 'm so sorry . That 's all right . I 'm so sorry about that . What the hell 's going on here ? I spilled soda on him . I should leave . - I 'll see you later . - Okay . Hey , Donna , great writing . - What is it with you ? - Me ? Donna , he 's hitting on you . He is not . We 're just friends . He talks to me , listens to me , shares ideas with me . My God , Donna , you are so naive . Eric , just because a guy pays attention to me ... does not mean @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Is that why you paid attention to me ? - Of course ! Not . Of course not . I love your mind . That 's the thing I love . So , Donna says David and her are just good friends ... and if I do n't believe that ... then she 's gon na think that I do n't trust her . Eric , maybe you should let David have Donna . I mean , they look so nice together . You see , this is why your country lost the war . My country never fought a war . Yeah , big surprise . You know , Forman , I 'm a romantic . So I say you choke him till his eyes pop out . Yeah . Hitting people is cool . I do n't know . If I hit this guy , Donna 's just gon na be pissed . No , man . Chicks dig that stuff . I mean , Leia , right , she acted like she was mad at Han ... but I could tell she liked him . Kelso @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Leia likes Luke . I mean , she kissed him on that bridge . Just for luck ! Guys , I have a real problem here . I got it . Maybe you should let David have Donna ... because , I mean , they look so nice together . Now remember , a Jedi is his own master . His own master . His own master . A Jedi 's power lies within his own ... Are you even listening to me ? What ? Yes . You were saying : " May the force be with me . " No , I did not . Jedi Knight . Jedi dumbass . Luke , man ... I do n't mean to bum you out ... but I just saw Princess Leia cruise around with Darth Vader in his tie-fighter . Right , Chewie ? Man , this totally sucks ! I should be Han . Quit whining . Will somebody get that ? You know what ? Why do n't I just get it myself ? Honey , it 's Darth Vader . Thanks , Mom . Oh , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to the dark side . They have free food . All right , what have you done with Princess Leia ? Hey , guys . Leia , what are you doing with Darth Vader ? We 're just friends , Luke . - He 's nice . I think you 'd really like him . - No , I would n't ! Give me a chance , Luke . Look . Hello ? He 's choking me with his mind , here . That 's , like , yeah , evil . While Michael and I were apart , he realized how much he missed me . I 'm telling you , Donna ... breaking up with him was the best thing I ever did . I thought you said that getting a pedicure was the best thing you ever did . That was last week , Donna . I do n't know . I do n't know what to do about Eric . He 's acting like this possessive , macho jerk . I am so happy for you , Donna ! No , Jackie , I 'm with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mrs . Pinciotti , can you tell Donna I 'm right ? Is n't it cool when men act like they own you ? Yeah . Mom , what about all those feminist classes you took ? Right . No . - Hey , Mr . Pinciotti . Hey , Dad . - Hey , there , Eric . Dad ... I was wondering if you could show me , like , a few fighting moves . - Who are you planning to fight ? - David Milbank . David Milbank ? He 's got scoliosis and asthma . You could take him . Come on , now , Eric . Why do n't you beat up Kelso ? I do n't work for his dad . - He 's making a move on Donna . - No . Donna 's not going near that pretzel boy . No . You 've got to nip this in the bud , Eric . All right . The bridge of the nose is very vulnerable . And hit him with a banjo . A banjo , Bob ? What ? I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I do n't know . But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once , and he went down . Hitting a guy with a banjo is dirty . You wan na knee him in the groin . You can hit him in the groin with a banjo . So , what do you want to do tonight ? And if you say , " see Star Wars again , " I 'm leaving . You do n't want to leave . You want to see Star Wars . Stop it ! I have had it with you . You are weird and I 'm going home ! Jackie ... Boy , that 's terrible the way she treats you . Right ? You know , I saw Star Wars ... and I 'm not a movie expert , but I think it 's safe to say ... it was the greatest film of all time . Finally ... someone who understands ! Yeah . You know , Kelso , I always thought you were kind of dumb . But I do n't care . You know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I do n't know . I think you do know , Red . All right , Kitty . Some kid 's been hitting on Donna ... so he went to fight him . But it 's no big deal . No big deal . You men are such Neanderthals ! Fighting over a woman . It 's ridiculous . It 's like that time at that beach when that lifeguard pinched my fanny . You just had to lay him out , did n't you ? Well , yeah . How do you think I felt , Red ? Watching you stand over that poor man ... your eyes burning with intensity ... your suntanned muscles gleaming like a bronzed god . Okay , you and me , right now . Eric , what are you doing ? This is n't about you , Donna . Eric , stop it . Yeah , that 's right . Hold me back . Stop it ! Eric , for the last time ... David has no interest in me whatsoever ! Yeah , I do . What ? Why do you think @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ' Cause we 're friends ? - Come on , Donna . I mean , I 've talked to you ... I 've listened to you , I 've shared ideas with you . What 's that about ? - I had the exact same problem with ... - What ? I do n't know what it takes with women . I mean , you put in all this time and effort , and they wan na be ... just friends . I know . I hate that . Man , and to think I was going to kick your ass . You had every reason . You hear that , Donna ? " Every reason . " You know what , Eric ? You do n't trust me and you do n't respect me . No , Donna , I was just trying to ... Get away from me ! It would n't have worked out with her and me anyway . I mean , I 'm not supposed to say anything ... but we 're just here until my dad closes down the plant . Wait . Closes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , they 're burning off the inventory and then , that 's all she wrote . My dad 's depending on that job . Yeah , I guess he should have thought ahead like my dad . You bastard ! You broke my nose ! Good ! You 'll pay for this , Forman ! Before I leave , Donna will be mine ! Dad . - Hey , Dad , can I talk to you ? - Absolutely . Eric , I am very disappointed in you for fighting . I 'm sorry . It 's okay . See you in the car . Where are you guys going ? Taking your mother out for dinner and a movie . A little celebration . You know , son , sometimes life gives you a good bounce . So , what 'd you want to talk about ? Have a good time . Yeah . Hey , little brother , I made out with Kelso . Shut up ! - What is wrong with you ? - Everything 's wrong . Donna 's mad at me ... and the plant @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Oh , wow . Guess this is a bad time to tell him I flunked out of college . You know what , Laurie ? I can not believe that you 're the favorite . Yeah , does n't it kick ass ? That Vader 's got him . There 's no way out of this . Is this a true story ? Yeah . That voice . James Earl Jones ! Eric actually liked this ? That kid 's on dope . Whoa .

@@5224441 We 've time for one more , Roz . We have Sid on three . Hello , Sid . I 'm listening . ( Sid ) ' Hello , Dr Crane . I fear talking on the phone to people I do not know . ' l freeze up . ' lt is a severe handicap in today 's fast-paced world . ' Are you reading what you 're saying ? ( @paper_rustles ) ' Yes , I am . ' The only way I can communicate is to write out everything in advance . ' What if someone asks you something you have n't anticipated ? ' Thank you for your insightful comments . Goodbye . ' Wait ! Sid ! Sid , your insecurity lies in your fear of making a mistake . You have to practise . lf you work at it , you too may achieve ... the command and confidence to which we all aspire to ... be having . This is Dr Frasier Crane wishing you good mental health . - That was a show good . - Thank you , Roz . - Knock , knock . - What are you doing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the Empire Club ? - You know a member ? - No . But you may . What are you up to ? You had that same look when you found Flagstad 's 1 932 " G ? tterd ? mmerung " . If all goes well , my lapel will be sagging under the weight of a membership pin . You 'll fit in with those blue bloods who would n't even spit on the rest of us . Do n't jinx it . I 'm not in yet . There 's still a party where they screen prospective members . - How did this come about ? - l thank Maris . She spent years cultivating relationships until fortune smiled on us . Old Judge Clements suffered a stroke and a vacancy opened up . Gives new meaning to " a stroke of luck " . It gets better . There are actually two vacancies . Edgar van Cortland was indicted in a scandal . Frasier , I think my time has come . - l 'm very happy for you . - That 's generous of you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ A lesser man would be jealous . - You 're not ? - No . - They have a planetarium . - So ? I think my work here is done . - So he 's getting into the Empire Club ? - lt appears so . He deserves to have lunch in that private dining room , read in that fabled mahogany library . - lt 's eating you ? - Like a bacteria . If he gets in , I should too . What if I know someone who could get you invited ? - Do n't toy with me . - Mr Strickland , please . lt 's Roz . - Walter Strickland Junior ? - Senior . - How do you know him ? - The less you know , the better . I need more comfortable shoes . My dogs are killing me . - Pardon ? - My " dogs " . My feet . - What do you call them in England ? - By their rightful names . Except Uncle Harold . He named his anatomy after the royal family . He @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Duchess of Kent . A jolly fellow ... until Aunt Kate caught him introducing the Prince of Wales to a waitress . - Are you almost finished ? - Yes , I am . You 'll have the handsomest midriff . - l hope my date concurs . - Who are you taking ? Dr Susan Anderson . She 's as boring as toast but a brilliant physician and socially well-connected . Is n't Niles a little ticked off ? Yes , but I convinced him if we work together we 'll secure both vacancies . It 's like when you were kids . lf one has something , the other has to , too . ( @doorbell_rings ) I had to buy two Balinese lutes , two d ? coupage kits , two pairs of lederhosen . When you moved out , that was one embarrassing garage sale . - Hello , Niles . - Ready ? - No . Susan 's at the hospital . - Where 's Maris ? In the Mercedes practising her vivacious giggle . Let 's go over our strategy . I made a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ business affiliations , hobbies , mistresses . " I also researched our competition . Do n't worry . One of them flies coach . We 're as good as in . Unless ... I just had a terrifying thought . What if another candidate researched the skeletons in our closet ? Damn it ! - That 's as bad as it gets . - l would n't be so sure . They would n't look kindly on your arrest for mooning President Nixon . I was young and firm and in love with an anarchist . That 's minor compared to your suicide attempt . It was not a legitimate attempt . I did it to get Lilith 's attention . ( @phone_rings ) Maris and I should head over . The others will get a leg up on us . - Good idea . See you there . - Bye , Dad . Hello . Oh , Susan , I 've been expecting you . Are you in the car ? No ! You 're still at the hospital ? Of course I understand . You were a sweetheart @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll call you tomorrow . Fat chance . - Stood you up ? - This is disastrous . - Just go stag . - l 'd look like I could n't find a date . Why are we worried ? We got a Cinderella right under this roof . That 's the last time I get grout up without wearing rubber gloves . I 've so much gunk under my nails , I look like I 've been worming a pig . Trust me , the English accent will sell it . Oh , yes . lt 's everything I ever imagined it would be and more . What 's that smell , Dr Crane ? That 's power . Call me Frasier . People must n't know you work for me . We 've dated for six months . All right , Frasier . Anything else , Frasier ? Are we in love or is this just a physical thing , Frasier ? Stop that . Oh , Niles . How goes the chase ? Brilliantly . Daphne . - Evening . - What are you doing here ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? I 'll go sample some hors d'oeuvres . Back in a minute , darling . - Darling ? - My date cancelled . Daphne 's filling in . You think I 'd go out with Daphne ? You are a man . She is a goddess , whose bedroom is only 41 steps from your own . Where 's Maris ? Apologising to another candidate 's wife . Maris bumped a dish of crabmeat into the woman 's d ? colletage . - Accidents will happen . - As long as the hors d'oeuvres flow . My God . Feel this leather . I have had pudding stiffer than this . Frasier , Kenneth Spencer . I 'm sure it was satisfying being Phi Beta Kappa at Yale , but surely you would have been happier at Princeton ? Anyone who 's anyone went there . Excuse me , I 'm Kenneth Spencer . As it happens , I went to Princeton . No ! What are the odds ? I 'm Dr Frasier Crane . My brother , Dr Niles Crane , the eminent psychiatrist . He 's @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ merely imminent . Try this caviar , Frasier . I met the most charming gentleman , Edgar van Cortland . I thought he lost his membership in a scandal . He was acquitted and reinstated into the club . - Oh , he was innocent . - No . Just acquitted . So there 's only one membership ? Yes . But if one is selected you can bring the other as a guest . If only one can become a member , I hope it 's you . - That 's noble . - l know what it means to him . We ca n't risk another suicide attempt . That 's amusing , using humour to defuse a tense situation . I 'm sure that helped when you were in prison . - Kenneth . - Excuse me . ( Arguing ) Stop it ! Do you intend to run each other down and ruin both your chances ? - You 're right . - Thank you . Cocktails ? Yes . Your best 1 8-year-old Lowland single-malt Scotch . - A discriminating choice . - He has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a barmaid . Mum says , " Why ca n't I meet your boyfriends ? " I say , " The plane trip takes four hours - longer than my relationships last . " There 's Niles . Do n't look at him . Pretend we do n't see him . Real mature . Thanks to him I ca n't say the phrase I 've rehearsed for a lifetime : " lf you need me , I 'll be at my club . " This is so boring . You owe each other an apology . Yes , but I apologised first last time . That means it 's his turn . Goody ! I can be mature about this . - Niles . - Frasier . After last night , an apology is in order . I agree . Well ? - Well what ? - l apologised first last time . - No , you didn't . - l did . After the Monet exhibit . My secretary left a heartfelt apology with your service . So you did . lt is my turn again . Damn ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm a terrible person . - We just turned on each other ! - lt was embarrassing . My only excuse is that all my life I dreamed of belonging to a club . As a child , when I formed clubs with my bears , some did n't make it . Hello . Yes , this is Dr Crane . It 's the club . Yes ? I see . Thank you for considering me . If you 'd care to speak to my brother , he 's here . Be gracious . Yes , I see . Thank you very much for calling . Goodbye . Do n't let it get you down . We were fine without them before . We 're fine without them , are n't we ? Oh , my God . You got in . Congratulations . I 'd better go break the news to Maris . Niles , your getting passed over drains every drop of joy from this . Thank you . You 're a good brother . Yes ! I got in ! Shout it from the rooftops ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my life ! Of course ... what really matters is family . Beg . Come on . We 've worked on this . You can do it . Beg . Sit . Good boy ! - What are you doing ? - Teaching him a trick . - With my imported prosciutto ? - lt 's worth it . - Not unless he can sing from " Tosca " . - Where are you going ? The Empire Club . I 've come to a moral decision . I will insist they give Niles my membership . That 's a hell of a gesture . I put myself in Niles ' place . He 's spent 1 5 years trying to climb Seattle 's social ladder . Then within two years , I 'm known throughout the city and I grab the prize he 's wanted most of all . It just is n't fair . - You 're a good kid . - Thank you , Dad . I 'll say this while I still can ... lf anyone needs me I 'll be at my club . Yes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ get into . Now you 're done with me , I 'm just cast aside . Unappreciated , unloved and forgotten . I see the prosciutto is n't the only imported ham in the house . Give me your shirt . I need a full load . - Anything white ? - Yeah , but you 're not getting them . ( Doorbell ) - Hello , Dr Crane . - Hello , Daphne . Dad . Niles . Just passed Frasier . Where was he off to ? He went to the club . No wonder he was evasive . I hope you do n't mind my stopping by . I had no place else to go . Niles , you may get into that club yet . - What ? - He went to give his spot to you . is this a sick joke ? You should be happy . He 's giving up his own membership . What would I be happy about ? This is humiliating . My brother going to make them take me ? His heart 's in the right place . Dad @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ their pity . I do n't care if they invite me now , even if they BEG ! Good boy ! Excuse me , is the Club President here ? Yes , Mr Drake is over there . Thank you . Mr Drake ? - Dr Frasier Crane . - Yes , of course . The new blood . Please sit down . Sir , I 've come here on a matter of personal business . It 's about my brother Niles . Niles is sort of ... My God . This leather 's as soft as a baby 's bottom . On family night we bring babies in and do a blindfold comparison test . That 's a joke , Crane . Yes , indeed . Darn good one too , sir . My brother may seem priggish but he 's the most discriminating man I know . You 'd be hard-pressed to find a bigger snob in this room . Excuse me , sir , a glass of port ? - 1 896 ? - What are you saying , Crane ? Glad to be aboard , sir @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ my brother deserves membership more than I do and I want to step down in his favour . - Are you serious ? - Yes , I am . After all , blood is thicker than port . - l stand corrected . - Let me be candid with you , Crane . We were quite firm about accepting anybody in the entertainment business . Radio psychiatrist falls into that category . Radio psychiatrist ? But Niles ... - There 's been a mistake . - No , there has n't . Dad said you 'd try to get me in your club . Do n't bother . I do n't need you to fight my battles . - But ... - Butt out . You 've made it clear how you feel , so I 'd like to share how I feel . I 'd sooner spend time in a bus station than spend one moment with you smug bigwigs with your oriental carpets and overstuffed chairs ... My God , it 's like a baby 's bottom ! You ca n't reject me because I reject you . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I prefer being Niles Crane , everyman . Friend of the average Joe . Niles , they got our names mixed up . I did n't get in . You did . What ? It was you they wanted . I 'm in ? Good God , do n't just stand there . Fetch me some port . Escort these gentlemen out . You ca n't think I meant the things I said . Excuse me , sir , I must ask you to leave . You and who else ? Niles , we do n't need this club . Let us leave with dignity . No . There 's been a misunderstanding . I could just come part time . Perhaps just one afternoon . Thursday 's a slow day . I would n't talk to anyone . I could just sit in a chair . Please ! Let me stay . I belong here ! # Hey baby , I hear the blues are calling tossed salads and scrambled eggs # Mercy ! # And maybe I seem a bit confused Well , maybe ... but I got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs # They 're calling again # Frasier has left the building .

@@5224741 I think I like it better in the morning . Why 's that ? Because it gets my day started with such a bang . You 're crazy , you know that ? You 're crazy , and you 're passionate ... - Beautiful ? - And you 're beautiful . Keep going . - Who the hell is that ? - Find out . I do n't answer the phone before 8.00 . Nobody 's that important . That 's why God invented the answering machine . - Exactly . - It 's Jake . I 'm not in . Leave a message , I 'll call you back . Hi , Jake , it 's Peri . - Who 's Peri ? - Nobody . Call me as soon as you get this message . 555-9378 . It 's important . - Who 's Peri ? - Bad news . Let me rephrase the question . Who 's Peri ? - An old girlfriend , all right ? - I was just asking . Last time I saw her , she was mainlining cocaine . You think I should call her back ? I think you should @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we were rudely interrupted ? Something about you being a morning person . Oh , yeah , exactly . D D Advertising , may I help you ? We 're not going to make a decision . Not until we consider everyone who 's there . This is important to us too . Fine , call me in an hour . Goodbye . What the hell are you doing here ? - I 'm back . - So I see . For how long ? More or less ... permanently . You left two weeks ago , Alison . What happened ? I ... I realized I 'd acted hastily and that I made a mistake . And I guess I 'm here now to beg for my old job back before I go looking for something else . Oh , Alison . I gave you plenty of time to think about this . In fact , I begged you to reconsider . I know , I know , and you were right . It was just one of those things . I thought I knew what I was doing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your old job back ? No , no . Not at all . I 'd hoped to have a chance to prove myself again . I 've worked hard for this company , Lucy . I 'm ready to work even harder . I 'm the first to admit that I made a mistake . Sorry . It 's not going to be that easy . - Is the position still open ? - It is . - Can I at least interview ? - Yes , but not with me . I 've turned hiring over to someone else . Whatever it takes , and whoever I have to impress , I 'll do it . Amanda . Alison . What are you doing here ? - I 'm back . - So I see . You come for a little visit ? No , actually , I 'm here to get my old job back . - You 've got to be kidding . - No , I 'm serious . Lucy told me you 're interviewing for the position . Yes . Well , maybe I can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ today . Alison , sit down . - What happened to Keith ? - Things did n't work out . Personally , I never thought it would . - So are you back together with Billy ? - Back to sharing an apartment . Funny , I always thought it was more than that , but I realize you 're both so scared of a real relationship , the only thing either one of you can commit to sharing - with another person is the rent . - Amanda , that 's not fair . In my book , the only thing fair in this situation is that you 're out of a job . Come on , Amanda . Ca n't we just put all this behind us ? I mean , we used to be friends , remember ? You 're right . I 'm still committed to interviewing a number of people this week . But , in the meantime , let me try and convince Lucy to put you back on the phones . Back on the phones . Thank you , Amanda . That sounds @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? The one they brought in in pieces ? - The one I said was n't worth fixing . - Yeah , well , it was . The owner came to pick it up today . Kissed me like I 'd pulled his kid out of a coma . Promised to send the guys in his bike club to me . Well , Dr Jake . Why do n't you take me someplace fabulous for dinner to celebrate ? Actually , there 's a wonderful little taco stand that just opened up a couple blocks from here . Well , do we have to make reservations ? Look at that , they just keep rolling in . We 're closed ! Why have n't you returned my calls , Jake ? Get a clue , Peri . I do n't want to talk to you . Yeah , well , I think you better . Jake 's Bikes . Do n't tell me you own your own business . - As a matter of fact , I do . - How 'd you ever come up with the cash ? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I 'm Jo Reynolds , his business partner . Jake always was on the lookout for a rich business partner . Look , whatever you 've got to tell me , why do n't you come right out and say it . No , this is a private matter . Strictly private . What you decide to do with that information is up to you , but for now , we talk alone . I 'll see you back at the building . - It was nice to meet you . - Likewise . So , what 's on your mind ? Let 's get out of here . Oh , great , my stuff came . Well , you 've been at work all day . That 's a good sign . Who says I 've been at work ? What happened ? I 've been demoted . Back to the phones until Amanda can figure out who she wants to hire for my position . - What 's wrong with you ? - Well , I 'm a contender . I think I may be a little too @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . I 'm sorry . Oh , that 's life . I think I 'll be able to repair the relationship . I just ca n't believe I have to brown-nose Amanda - to get my old job back . - You got ta do whatever it takes . Do n't let any misguided sense of ethics get in the way . I 've been doing that . It 's been holding me back . - What are you talking about ? - Well , I 've decided to apply my creative writing skills to my resume . " Master 's in journalism , Columbia University . Six months , junior copywriter , D D Advertising . " You got ta give the people what they want . And besides , I got a tip that there 's a job opening at a really cool magazine . - I 'm gon na do whatever it takes . - You put me as a reference ! But look at the title I gave you . Senior ad exec in charge of West Coast accounts . Pretty spiffy , huh ? Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just part of it . I was pretty screwed up there for a while , Jake . Heroin . Did you know I was shooting heroin before we hooked up again ? No . Yeah , well , it was pretty fashionable for a while , but everybody who does that ends up in a rehab sooner or later . That 's where I 've been the past few months . So you 're clean ? Clean ... Not exactly . It was weird . I got the drugs out of my system , and that felt great . I vowed to start a whole new life , you know . Macrobiotics and exercise . The whole bit . But ... But then I got sick . I got the flu , and that turned into pneumonia . And I called the doctor , and he put me into the hospital and ... He said that ... He told me that I have AIDS . - Oh , my God . - It 's probably from sharing needles . I mean , I thought I was careful , but maybe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? For me , I mean . Well , if I recall correctly , we did have our fun . - Have you ever been tested ? - No . I never had any reason to . Well , you do now . - Hi . - Hi . - When 'd you get back ? - Just a little while ago . Come on in . Do n't tell me there 's another kid you do n't know about , Jake . No , no , it 's nothing like that . Peri just ... She 's been having some hard times , and she needed some money . Then I guess she does n't know you too well , does she ? You may not believe this , but seeing you with her brought out the jealous possessive nature in me . Oh , come on , Jo . Jealous of her ? Please . - Why not ? She 's gorgeous . - So are you . You know , if you do n't mind , I 'd kinda just like to go to bed . Great @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ OK ? Yeah , sure . Jake , is everything all right ? Fine , really , it 's fine . I 'll see you in the morning , all right ? Yeah . Sleep well . - Good morning , Amanda . - ' Morning , Alison . - Can I talk to you ? - I have a lot of calls to make . - It 'll just take a minute . - Shoot . I just want you to know how fond I 've always been of you . From the first day we started working together , I 've always admired and looked up to you as both a friend and a mentor . And I hope things work out because I look forward to learning from you . I know that together we can continue to make a really great team . How sweet . And I want you to know that no matter who I ultimately decide to hire for this position , I hope I can continue to be an inspiration to you . Thank you . My 9.30 interview should be here @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , and I 'll be with him as soon as I can . Right . Good morning , Escapade Magazine . Yes , I have a delivery for Nancy Donner , managing editor . - She still with the magazine ? - Yes , of course . Leave them here . - I 'll make sure she gets them . - Sorry , this is a singing delivery . - I have to deliver them in person . - OK . Down the hall , third door on your right . Deadline 's Thursday . If he 's not going to deliver the piece , let me know so I can be sure to never use him again . And I have to go because somebody just delivered me flowers . I do n't know . OK , keep me posted . These are beautiful . Is n't there a card ? - No , actually , they 're from me . - You ? And who are you ? My name is Billy Campbell , and here 's my resume , along with a few tear sheets of a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'm here to interview for your editorial assistant position . You think this is the best way to get a job here ? I 'm tired of being reduced to a faceless resume on some editor 's desk . I 'd do anything for the opportunity to meet you in person so I could let you know what a asset I 'd be for your magazine if you 'd just give me the chance . I see , well , sit down . Mr Campbell . Well , an MBA from Columbia Journalism does n't hurt . And a year as a copywriter at D D Advertising . - Right . - I 'll tell you what I 'm willing to do . I 'm gon na read your column . If I like what I see , I might check references . If all that goes well , we might have something to talk about . I hope so . And ... journalistic ethics prohibit me . - Give ' em to your girlfriend . - I appreciate you considering me . You bet . Well , I never @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What kind of scam are you trying to pull this time ? This is no scam , Jake . Which part are you having trouble believing ? We have n't fooled around in over a year . Why should I have anything to worry about ? Jake , I do n't know how long I 've been HIV-positive . My God , if either of us had the brains to get tested ... Do n't put the blame on me . I did n't do anything wrong . Tell me you never had unprotected sex with another woman before we met . For all I know , you could have given it to me . Oh , yeah . It does n't matter anymore . The fact is , I have it , and I 'm doing something about it . Look , I 've carried out my part of the bargain . I 've warned you . You 're at risk . Now it 's up to you to get tested . And to be safe , I 'd bring your girlfriend with you . - Leave her out @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't . And for her sake , you better not either . If you 'll excuse me , I do n't think there 's anything further we have to say to each other . Peri . - Thank you , thank you , thank you . - For what ? I got the job at Escapade Magazine . Yeah . - I start tomorrow . - Oh , that 's great . Yeah . Well , she really liked my work , and she liked my spirit . She said you raved about me . What did you tell her ? I lied through my teeth and said you were brilliant . - I deserve a commission . - You 've got ta help me celebrate . - Oh , no , I can't . - Oh , why not ? I 'm happy for you , but I 'm in no mood to celebrate . Not after eight humiliating hours of fetching coffee for every bozo - who interviews for my job . - Everything is gon na work out . I warned you not to get involved with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ If you had listened to me , I would n't be in this predicament in the first place . It was n't my idea to quit your job and move to Seattle . - You made those mistakes on your own . - Thank you . Now I feel wonderful . Whoa , whoa , whoa . You 're gon na come out and celebrate with me , whether it kills you . OK , OK . Come on , it ca n't be that bad . - Hi , Matt , how 's it goin ' ? - Good . Can I join you , or did you come here to get away from it all ? - No , no . I 'm just waiting for Jo . - Beer , please . I 'm gon na ask you something . If you think it 's too personal , - I want you to forget I mentioned it . - Shoot . Have you ever had an AIDS test ? - Yes . Definitely , yes . - Why ? I mean , if you got this time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , what good is it gon na do to know ? Jake , do n't be stupid . Nothing 's ever scared me . I mean , really scared me , until I started thinking about this . Jake , what 's going on ? I 'm just curious , I guess . Thank you . You know I had a lover who became sick and died of this disease . I was so terrified and so much in denial that I never once called him when he was sick , and I did n't go to his funeral after he passed away . But you ca n't let fear run your life . So finally , I went down and took the test . - Ready to live with any result . - And are you OK ? What I realized was that either way I 'd be OK . Look , testing positive is n't a death sentence . Ignorance is . - Hi , guys . - Hey . Hi . So is this a prelude to a fabulous night on the town when you tell me @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? - Yeah . Something like that . - Are you gon na join us ? I do n't think so . - Come on . Thanks for the talk . - Anytime . OK , Jake , what 's going on ? Jo ... - Jo , we have to talk . - Then talk . I ca n't deal with this anymore . This obviously has something to do with you and Peri . I wish you 'd stop acting weird and just tell me ! - She has AIDS . - What ? She was just diagnosed , and now she 's telling everyone who ... Wait , what does this mean ? Jake , did you and Peri have sex without using anything ? Yeah , we probably did . - Oh , Jake . - Truth is , I never thought about AIDS . I knew it was out there . I never thought it 'd be part of my life . Neither did I . It 's one of the benefits of being married . Remember the first time we had sex ? We @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ our hands off each other through dinner . We stumbled back and went for it . Yeah , and I thought about asking you to use a condom , but I figured , what the hell , I 'm on the pill . I did n't wan na spoil the mood . And I had one . But I thought , " What the hell . She 's been married . And there 's no possible way that I could give anything to her . " I was wrong . I may have given you AIDS . If I did I 'll never be able to forgive myself . Jake we 'll get through this together . OK . - Come in . - You wanted to see me ? Oh , Amanda , yes . Come on in . I know I told you that you could hire whoever you wanted to replace Alison . I ca n't stand the sight of seeing her kill herself at the telephones every day , when , as far as I can tell , there 's no reason why we should n't @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one , we do n't get along . Amanda , this is not a sorority . It is an ad agency . I suggest you solve your personal problems . Learn to function as a team . - Would you send Alison Parker in here ? - Are you saying I have to hire her ? Amanda , Alison is smart , she works hard , she knows this company . Professionally , I ca n't think of a single reason not to bring her back . Come in . - Hi , you wanted to see me ? - Yes . Hi , Amanda . Amanda told me she 's come to a decision about who she wants to hire . Welcome back , Alison . It looks like we 're a team again . Oh , that 's wonderful . I ca n't thank you enough . No need . But please , let 's get one thing clear . In the past , we let friendship get in the way of our professional relationship . Let 's not make that same mistake twice . Absolutely not . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Let 's get to work . Before you take the test , it 's important for you to be informed about the test itself . A small amount of blood 'll be taken from your arm . That blood 'll be tested to see if it has come into contact with the human Immunodeficiency virus , or HIV . The virus which causes AIDS . This test 'll tell you if you have HIV in your body . If you 've become infected , this test will find HIV antibodies in your blood . Does testing positive mean I have AIDS ? No , it means that you have been infected with the HIV virus - and that you may develop AIDS . - What 's the point of knowing ? - Maybe it 's better not to . - That 's up to you , of course . Even if you have the virus , there are drugs you can take to prolong life and keep you healthy . You 're sure there 's no way anyone can find out these results ? No . This is an @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to your name . A coded number only you know is used to identify it . If you have any questions , any concerns , please do n't hesitate to call . If you 'll wait here , someone will be here to take your test shortly . Twenty-four hours . I do n't know how I 'm going to make it . Some places make you wait a week . I could throw out my number and forget the whole thing . Well , that 's up to you . I 'll put it out of my mind until tomorrow . That 's a good idea . I 'm going to go back to the shop . Working on bikes never sounded so good . Let 's make a deal . We do n't talk about it , do n't think about it until we get our results . Good idea . I liked your features . Unfortunately , you wo n't be starting here as a writer . Well , what exactly does an editorial assistant do ? Here at Escapade , it 's a fancy title for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , substantiate all relevant facts and statistics . I see . Journalism 101 , it 's where everyone starts . I did n't tell you , but the girl buzzed me before you came in with the flowers . - She thought you were a male stripper . - No . Really ? Something you said about making a personal delivery . Two points for creativity . I do n't blame you . You need every edge you can get . Cameron , meet Billy . He 's gon na be your associate . - Nice to meet you . - Pleasure . I 'll leave Billy in your capable hands . Start him on the Mitchellson column . Get out your translator , the man 's dyslexic in 12 languages . That 's how you learn . By the way , who ended up with my flowers ? Oh , nobody . I ... I just threw ' em out . Good thinking , if I ca n't have them , nobody should . - Do n't beat ' em up too hard . - Kid gloves . So @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , cool . Where 'd you go to school , anyway ? - Columbia , School of Journalism . - No kidding ? When 'd you graduate ? - ' Ninety . - I graduated Columbia in ' 88 . - Really ? What a coincidence . - Yeah , it 's funny we never met . - Well , yeah . Well , it 's a big school . - No , actually , it is n't . Anyway , you better get started . You wan na make a good impression your first day . Alison , this analysis you wrote is both lazy and sloppy . I would n't dream of showing it to Lucy . Amanda ... I 'm sorry . I actually think I helped clarify what the client is looking for . - Well , I find it thin . - Really ? Well , if you do n't mind , I think I 'd like to have Lucy look at it . - I think it 's fine . - It 's fine when I say it 's fine . You work for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yourself out of a job . Hey . So how are you doing with your end of the bargain ? Oh , I 'm blowing it big time . I just ca n't stop thinking . What if I got this ? What if my life is over ? I know how you feel . Let 's get out of here . Jake , there 's nowhere we can run to feel better . I know a place , come on . Mike , close up . Taking refuge in the desert . If it were n't for these marshmallows , I 'd say there was something vaguely biblical about this experience . It 's true . There 's something spiritual about this place . The stillness . The vastness . - I feel alive out here . - It 's beautiful . I always meant to bring you here , but I was always too busy . Wondering , too busy doing what ? Life has a funny way of rearranging priorities . I think about the years I spent being miserable when all I had to do to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , it 's so basic . How hard we all try to make it seem so complicated . I could tell you the times I 've risked my life pulling one stunt or another . Now I sit here and think , " What a privilege . Just to be young and healthy . " I 've taken it all for granted . You know , the truth is , somewhere in the back of my mind ... I never thought I 'd live past 30 . That 's how old my mother was when she committed suicide . I felt touched by that fate . That somehow , inevitably , my life would be drawn to the same end . She was sick . Manic depressive . She was in so much pain . She just had to escape living . But I am not my mother , Jake . I 'm never going to kill myself . If I do have this disease , I 'm gon na fight it with everything I 've got . - Jo , maybe everything will be fine . - Maybe . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 's good . Because I do have this clarity about my life that I 've never had before . Me too . There 's one thing I 've been clear on for a long time , but I 've been too afraid to tell you . What 's that ? I love you , Jo . Thank you . I love you too . I have the results of your test . Please confirm the number in your hand is the number on this piece of paper . It is . I 'm sorry . You have tested positive . What ? Are you sure ? There must be some kind of mistake . What does this mean ? It means you have been infected with the HIV virus . You may develop AIDS . Are you all right ? Nightmare . - It 's all right . - Maybe . Come on , come on . There 's a great diner on the way back . Makes the best chilaquiles you 've ever had in your entire life . Chilaquiles ? What 's a chilaquiles ? - You 've @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ leading a sheltered existence . - Well , excuse me , Mr Hanson . - It 's OK . I 'm going to introduce you to chilaquiles , and then you 're going to introduce me to something wonderful I 've never experienced before . - What are we waiting for ? - C'm on , let 's go . - You , put your shoes on . Come on . - Hey , Jake . Jake ! Amanda . - Hi , can we talk ? - What 's on your mind ? Look , I 'm grateful for the job , but there 's only so much I can stand . I refuse to be your whipping post . If you 're upset about something , maybe there 's some unresolved jealousy over the situation with Billy , let 's have it out right now . What 're you talking about ? Jealous of whom ? - You know . - Just because Billy and I are n't living together does n't mean we do n't see each other . I was there for him when his father @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him too . You were there too late . Billy has n't mentioned you since I 've been back from Seattle . - I 'm not surprised . - Oh , really . And why is that ? Think about it , Alison . Excuse me , I 've got to get back to work . I have the results of your test . Would you please confirm the number in your hand is the number on this piece of paper . It is . Your test results are negative . But please keep in mind , a negative result does not mean that you are immune to the virus . You must continue to practice safer sex by using a condom to protect yourself against becoming infected . - But I 'm fine ? - You appear to be . But since it does take up to six months for the HIV infection to test positive in a blood test , we recommend you repeat the test in six months and any time after that you feel you may have come into contact with the AIDS virus . Yeah @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Yeah . Are you OK ? I 'm sorry I had to put you through this . No , I 'm glad we got tested . We should 've been doing this in the beginning . You just gave us a little push , that 's all . - I 'll say . Boy , do I feel lucky . - Let 's go out and celebrate . There 's someplace I 've got to go first . - You wanted to see me ? - Yes , Billy , come on in . - How 's everything going so far ? - Great . I put the restaurant review on your desk last night . Yes , I thought you did a nice job . The piece could 've been crisper , but that 's not your fault . Just give me a shot . I can do better . Slow down . You 're right where we need you for the moment . Now this next piece might be a bit more difficult to prove . It 's a historic perspective on L.A . 's Hispanic roots . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ has the numbers . - I 'll get right on it . Oh , and Billy , one more thing . I want your advice on this . I was working out at my gym last night . I do five nights a week without fail . There was this guy next to me who looked exactly like you . As a matter of fact I thought it was you , but it was n't . I wanted to say hello to him so badly . I was afraid he might not want to go out with me after watching me sweat for half an hour on the StairMaster . So I did n't say anything . I mean , how would you react ? As a man , I mean , if you saw a woman like me next to you on the StairMaster ? I do n't know , I guess ... Would you be attracted ? Well , sure . I should 've said something . I was too shy . Well , next time I will . Thank you , Billy . - Let me know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - What are you doing here ? - Can I come in ? I just want to talk . Whatever it is you have to say , make it quick . I do n't have much time . I ... I took the test . I 'm negative . So is Jo . Congratulations . - What , did you come to gloat ? - No ... I want to help you , Peri . Please , Jake . I may be sick , but I do n't need your pity . I appreciate you warning me . I 'm glad I took the test . It 's something I should 've done . I 'm sorry for the way I reacted . I did n't mean to dump on you . I do n't blame you , Jake . You had somebody to take it out on . I wish I had that luxury . But you ca n't get angry at a disease . So ... how you feeling ? I 'm OK . I have my good days and my bad days . But ... I 'm @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ OK . Is there anything I can do for you ? Well , you could loan me ten thou for medical bills . Other than that ... I 'm handling it . So thanks for stopping by , Jake . And ... I 'm glad you 're OK . You know , Peri ... For a moment I had to consider the fact that I had this thing . In that moment , I came to the realization that the bitterness I had towards life was a lot of wasted energy . So , look we may have made a lousy couple but we never gave friendship a try . What do you say ? Yeah . Let 's give it a try .

@@5224841 ## The Simpsons ## [Bell_Ringing] [Whistle_Blowing] [Beeping] ## [Jazzy_Solo] [Beeping] [Tires_Screeching] D'oh ! [Screams] [Suspenseful_Music_Playing] Ahh . [Rumbling] Why , you little .. ! **31;1973;TOOLONG What the .. ? D'oh ! [Laughing] **27;2006;TOOLONG Bart , look at this . My dad took me to Circus of Values last night and said I could get anything I wanted . Cool-- An oversize novelty billiard ball . You shake it up and it tells the future . Really ? Uh-huh . Will I pass my English test ? " Outlook not so good . " Wow , it does work ! Let me try . Will ... I get beat up today ? " [All] signs point to yes . " That ball knows everything . [Grunts] [Groaning] I got one . Will [Milhouse] and I be friends till we 're toothless old men with hair in our ears ? Will [Milhouse] and I be friends when we 're high school dropouts living off Uncle Sucker ? Will [Milhouse] and I be friends at the end of the day ? [Gasping] What could come between two bestest buddies like us ? Samantha , I 've always been suspicious of transfer students @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ knows I do . I 'm a good student . Yeah , sure , and they told me I 'd get a big parade when I got back from ' Nam . Instead , they spat on me . I can still feel it searing . So , let 's just see what the permanent record has to say . No detention , fairly good attendance ... I see you beat that bed-wetting problem . That 's in there ? Do n't worry . They 'll forget ... just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 1 8 agonizing months . Every night I wake up screaming . Well , let 's meet your classmates . Bart , was this thing right about your test ? To those who doubt the Magic Eight Ball 's power I say , behold my " F . " Attention , class . I have a new student for you . Great.Just keep packing them in , Seymour . We should discuss this later . It 's never easy to come to a new school . Let 's make her feel @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ hello to Samantha Stinky . [Kids_Laughing] Stanky . Oh , right . How embarrassing for you . Well , good-bye . I 'm sure this is a little scary for you ... Uh-huh . So why do n't you tell us about yourself ? I 'll be grading you on grammar and poise . We just moved here from Phoenix . My dad 's in home security . He came here because of the high crime rate and lackluster police force . [All] my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that you 're all probably used to but I 'm not . It takes about six weeks . Hey , [Milhouse] , would you like a wet willie ? Sure . Eww ! [Laughing] Victim number four . [Louis] , can I interest you in a wet willie ? [Louis] Sure ... aah ! When I find out who hit me with ball I 'm going to tear them a new .. ! Whoa ! In order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth-talking lothario with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ short sex education film . Ezekiel and Ishmael in accordance with your parents ' wishes you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls . Hello . I 'm actor Troy McClure . You kids might remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint : Delicious But Deadly and Here Comes The Metric System . I 'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner . And now , here 's ... This is Fuzzy Bunny . About a year ago he noticed his voice was changing he had terrible acne and had fur where there was no fur before . He also noticed Fluffy Bunny . Boring . Bland , **26;2035;TOOLONG Fluffy and Fuzzy went to the park the ice cream social the boat show and other wholesome activities and they never ruined their fun by giving in to their throbbing biological urges . Then came the big day . Fluffy and Fuzzy got married . That night came the honeymoon . Funky , SexyJazzPlaying [All] Eww ! She 's faking it . The most satisfying part was knowing that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 1 4 beautiful bunnies . Eight survive . And now that you know how it 's done ... do n't do it . Funky , SexyJazz Any questions ? Mrs . Krabappel how come you do n't live with Mr . Krabappel ? Because Mr . Krabappel chased something fluffy down a rabbit hole . How do we know when we fall in love ? Oh , do n't you worry . Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone . How do I create a half man , half monkey-type creature ? I 'm sorry , that would be playing God . God , shmod - - I want my monkey man . [Bell_Ringing] Uh ... that 's a nice dress . My dad makes me wear it . I hate it . I hate it too . Uh ... can I walk you home ? Okay . Everybody on . No shoving . Just kidding . You can shove all you want . Hey , Otto Man , you ca n't leave . [Milhouse] is n't here yet . No @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at the airport bar from 4:1 5 to 4:20 . Hey , Bart . [Milhouse] , what a pleasant surprise . Hi . What 's with the skirt ? I 've brought friends to this tree house before . But never a girl . What if I want to strut around nude ? Maybe I should go . No , you can stay . You can read comics with us . Let 's see , something for the lady ... ah-- Radioactive Man vs . The Swamp Hag . Got any girl comics like Bonnie Crane , Girl Attorney Punkin and Dunkin , the Twinkle Twins or Li'l Knee Socks ? No , but my sister 's got a wide selection of crappy comics . Eww ! You guys want to see something gross ? [Gasping] [Announcer] Tonight on Smartline : " I 'm okay . You 're too fat . " Here 's your host , Kent Brockman . Good evening . Did you know that 34 million american adults are obese ? That excess blubber could fill two-fifths of the Grand Canyon . That may not sound impressive @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ canyon . This sucks . Where 's that channel changer ? [Grunting] Oh . I 'll give it a chance . Americans have grown up with the image of the jolly fat man -- Dom DeLuise Alfred Hitchcock , and , of course Santa Claus . But in real life Santa would be suffering from gall stones hypertension , impotence , and diabetes . I wish they had never invented fried cheese . We got to widen the hole . Hurry-- The chain 's starting to give . [Chain_Creaking] [Labored_Breathing] [Announcer] We take 1 8 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter . Then we top it off with bacon , ham , and a fried egg . We call it the Good Morning Burger . [Shuddering_Moan] I 've got to help him . Okay , [Milhouse] I 'll trade your Carl Yastrzemski baseball card for my Omar Vizquel . Deal . Next , your Mickey Mantle for my picture of [Homer] on the couch . [Milhouse] , I 've got to go . My dad thinks I 'm having my braces examined . Well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ we 're living in the age of cooties . I ca n't believe the risk you 're running . Besides , what 's so great about kissing ? It 's not just the kissing . A lot of it is waiting to kiss . You know , like when you open an Eskimo Pie and you wait just a little for it to melt ? But she does n't melt . Oh , yes , she does . We start with pure milk chocolate ... Chocolate add a layer of farm-fresh honey ... Oh , sweet . ... then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar ... [Ecstatic_Groan] ... and dip it in rich creamery butter . What if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger ? I 'd say you 're a lying scumbag . Why , sweetie ? According to Eternity magazine you can lose weight subliminally . An idea is subtly implanted in your head without your knowing it . That 's a load of rich creamery butter . You listen to tapes while you sleep . As you hear New @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you to eat less . Lose weight and listen to New Age music ? Wow . What do you think , Marge ? Oh , [Homer] , I love you just the way you are . Lisa , what 's that number ? I 'd like to place an order for my husband . Would he like to lose weight , stop smoking learn the state capitals , master hostage negotiations .. ? Hmm ... hostage negotiations . Listen , Tabbouleh , we 're ignoring all your demands . What do you say to that ? [Machine_Gun_Fire] Give me the weight loss tape . We 're out of " Subliminally Slim . " Uh ... send them the vocabulary builder . Here you go , fatso . [Homer] So long , stomach . We 've had a lot of great memories . [Yawning] [Snoring] Hello . This is Dr . Marvin Monroe . Let 's build your vocabulary . Abattoir : Slaughterhouse . " The cow was slaughtered in the abattoir . " Has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite ? Lamentably , no . My gastronomic rapacity knows @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? He has a girlfriend . [Milhouse] ? Yeah . [All] they do is kiss . How cute . They do n't open their mouths , do they ? No . How cute . Hey , Martin . No one has sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by 20 minutes . I 'm looking for a friend who wo n't leave me for a girl . I 'm as unpopular with the ladies as I am with the chaps . Yeah , right . Do you want to do something after school ? It 's a date . Everyone , Bart and I would like to announce that we friends . [Loud_Laughter] Bart , would you care to listen to me play the lute ? Uh ... sure . Is that tape working ? You ate three desserts tonight . Forbearance is the watchword . That triumvirate of twinkies overwhelmed my resolve . There 's another thing I want to talk about . Tut , tut , gentle Marge . Here in the boudoir the gourmand metamorphosizes into ... the voluptuary ! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ? Oh . The " WeddingMarch " Playing Mmm ... [Screams] [Laughing] Heh ... [Laughing] Hey , guys . Wow , that really took my mind off those awful , transforming space mutants . Good . Man , I could sure go for a snack . Me too . [Screaming] D'oh ! Hey , I 've got an idea . Why do n't we go spit on the principal 's car ? Listen , Bart , there 's such a thing as spending too much time together . Oh , fine . I 'm tired of watching you two lip wrestle . There 's plenty of other ways to be grossed out . [Sobbing] Bart , wait . Yeah ? Uh ... could we still use your tree house ? What ? Get bent . If her father catches us , he 'll kill her . [All] right , [Milhouse] . You can use my tree house . Thanks , Bart . # Samantha and [Milhouse] sitting in a tree # #About to lose their privacy ## [Fiendish_Laughter] [Homer] Now there 's a Machiavellian countenance . Ooh , a sextet @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have shocking news about Samantha . Who am I ? Let 's just say I 'm concerned prude with lot of time on his hands . [Kissing_Sounds] I bet you had peanut butter for breakfast . [Laughs] Yeah . Samantha ! Dad ! Noooooo ! Samantha , you 're my little girl and sometimes my imagination runs away with me . Just tell me what happened . [Milhouse] and I ... That 's enough ! I 'm putting you in an all-girl school . You 're never going to see that boy again . [Milhouse] ! Samantha ! [Weeping] Well , ' t is better to have loved and lost ... yatta , yatta , yatta . Let 's go to the arcade . How could this happen ? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy . Hierospacy : Predicting the future through the study of animal entrails . Dad ! Do you know what today is ? The vernal equinox ? No , it 's two weeks since you got that weight-loss tape . Let 's get you on the scale . You @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ subliminal chicanery -- A pox on them ! There stands a broken man . It 's recess everywhere but in his heart . Hey , Bart , according to this magazine in another million years man will have an extra finger . Five fingers ? Ooh-- Freak show ! Lise , I need some advice and mom 's not here . What about dad ? I could n't understand what he was saying . I feel terrible . I ratted on my best friend and he does n't even know . According to Eternity magazine the feeling of guilt has been linked to gamephenomene . Dow Chemical is developing a minty gel to eliminate excess guilt but it wo n't be on the market for six months so I guess you 'll have to confess to [Milhouse] . [Groans] Bart , I 'm glad you 're here . [Milhouse] could use a friend like you . [Laughs_Nervously] [Sobbing] [Milhouse] ? Bart , I do n't want you to see me cry . Oh , come on . You cry when they 're out of chocolate milk . You cry when @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ left over . Well , I did n't want you to see me cry this time . [Milhouse] , I got a confession to make . I 'm the one who narc'ed on your kissing . What ? ! [Growling] [Grunting] [Milhouse] is out bed and full beans . Whoa , it 's a miracle ! [Groans] [Both_Gasping] I bet the eight ball did n't see that one coming . Yeah . Marge ... where 's that ... metal dealie ... you use to ... dig ... food ? You mean , a spoon ? Yeah , yeah , yeah ! [Loud_Chomping] Oh , this is good . [Children_Laughing] Are you sure you want to do this ? I ca n't stop thinking about her . Even these gates remind me of her braces . How are we going to find her ? [Milhouse] She 's wearing a plaid jumper . [Milhouse] ! Samantha ! I went to Circus of Values and bought you a ten-gallon tub of gummi bears . [Grunts] I 'm sorry about getting you thrown in the penguin house . That 's all right , Bart @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ by a group of French Canadian nuns . They 're very nice except they never let me out . Singing " Dominique " InFrench Samantha , ne pas des boys . [Ringing] I have to go now , [Milhouse] . I 'd better not . It 's 50 rosaries a kiss . Oh , okay . Oh , what the heck . Bart think I can ever find another one like her ? You 're asking the wrong guy , [Milhouse] . They all look alike to me . Now , let 's go whip donuts at old people . - [People_Chattering] - Shh !

@@5225041 Personal log , Chief Engineer Geordi La Forge , star date 44885.5 . I 'm en route to Risa for an artificial-intelligence seminar . The Captain has ordered me to arrive early , to have fun . I shall follow his orders to the best of my ability . How about some different music , Computer ? With a Latin beat . No , something with a gentle Latin beat . Maybe Spanish guitar . Perfect . What 's the weather like on Risa ? Risa is climate-controlled for optimum tourist comfort . Is that right ? How long till we get there ? Arrival at Risa is scheduled for 0932 hours . Three hours . - How about a game ? - Please restate request . Something to pass the time , a diversion . Select either visual interactive or verbal interactive . - Verbal . - 20 seconds for each question . Level of difficulty increases as you progress . Proceed when ready . Begin . List the resonances of the sub-quantum states associated with transitional relativity . - That 's easy ! - In alphabetical order . Asymmetrical ... Inverted ... Phased ... Stable ... Your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ - Universal . I knew that . OK . Give me another one . List warp modulation field patterns in order of decreasing energy . There 's the aft nacelle associative , the full ... Computer ! Sequence 010 . Maximum power to the shields , kill the music . Enterprise , I 've encountered a Romulan warbird . Coordinates at three ... - Warning ! Shield failure . - Damn ! Risa control ! Anybody ! Space , the final frontier . These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise . Its continuing mission , to explore strange new worlds , ... .. to seek out new life and new civilizations , ... .. to boldly go where no one has gone before . Captain 's log , star date 4489 1.6 . The Enterprise has been ordered to accompany an emissary from the Klingon High Council to the Kriosian system , where one of their colonies is fighting for independence . There was a time when the Empire would crush a rebellion . Now it is tolerated . We have enough troubles . We do n't wish to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 'll give them independence ? - Perhaps . Conquer them again later , if we wish . May I ask , what has this to do with us ? The Governor has charged that the Federation is aiding the rebels . Does he have evidence ? Council has sent me to examine that evidence . It was my decision to invite you to accompany me . Many on the Council have great respect for you . K'adlo . I have been happy to offer occasional assistance to the Klingons . Your modesty is very human , Captain . I will excuse it . I can assure you , Ambassador , the Federation would never interfere in the affairs of the Empire . Let us hope not . It would strike at the basis of our alliance . Captain , we are in the war zone . Indeed . Ambassador , I will ask Lt Worf to make a report ... Captain , Worf 's discommendation makes that very awkward . If I could work with another officer ... Lt Worf is Chief of Security and my tactical officer . This @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . Take it easy ! Welcome , Mr . La Forge . We 've waited a long time to meet you . You 've gone to a lot of trouble . Indeed we have . You will be a great help to us . I would n't count on it . Good . Very good . Do not enjoy yourself too much on Risa . Your visor will be returned . First , I want to show you something . Show me something ? A nice trick . I ca n't see anything without the visor . That is not quite true . Allow me to demonstrate . I now have direct access to his visual cortex . He has no choice but to see what I wish . I can feed him any image . He will be unable to ignore it . His galvanic skin response has increased nine percent . It seems La Forge , like many humans , has a low tolerance for watching others suffer . - Why are you doing this ? - I 'm sorry , Commander . It is a necessary step @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ spring day on his native Earth affects him . He 's looking at a beautiful meadow , green trees , birds , a blue sky . The heartbeat slows . The galvanic skin response drops . The body responds to our stimuli . He is incapable of maintaining control of his own responses . Watch as I change the stimuli again . Once our work is done , La Forge will act normally , unaware of his conditioning . The perfect tool for our purpose . Will there be any physical evidence ? None , Commander . That is why we chose La Forge . The utilization of his pre-existing neural implants makes our work impossible to detect . How will we be certain of success ? I will program him to perform a series of tests , both before he leaves us and after he returns . We 'll be able to verify his effectiveness . Notice that his heart rate has slowed . He is becoming accustomed to the horrors he is witnessing . So ... .. we change horrors . There have been two rebel attacks on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Both were engaged near the Ikalian asteroid belt . That 's where the rebels must be hiding . The actinides in the asteroids protect them from our sensors . They might attack a freighter , but I doubt they would challenge a Federation starship . Especially with the Federation furnishing them support . You would test the Captain 's word with me , Kell ? Is it because I have no honour that you expect me to be disloyal ? Wrong of me to ask . My apologies . Capt Picard does not lie . If he says there is no Federation assistance , there is none . Good . I risked my own reputation and honour coming to Picard . He will not disappoint you . If that is all ... Some members of the High Council would thank you , Worf . Thank me ? For killing Duras . No doubt , had he lived , he would have headed the Council . Many did not look forward to that . My motives were personal , not political . Motives ? Who cares for motives ? Humans , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as a true Klingon . Thanks . Where are we , Mr . La Forge ? This is ten-forward . Who is that man over there ? That 's Chief O'Brien . How long has he served with you ? Almost four years . I want you to kill him . OK . Take this phaser and kill Chief O'Brien . Finally , I think I 've found it ... .. the power to transporter seven ... Freeze simulations . Commander , did you understand my request ? Well , I ... It 's just ... - I do n't ... - Look at me . - What did I ask you to do ? - Kill Chief O'Brien . Then do as I asked . Resume program . Chief . Good , Mr . La Forge . Very good . Why do n't you enjoy a drink with your friends ? - Mind if I join you , guys ? - Sure . He still hesitated . Prepare the equipment for another session . Captain 's log , star date 44896.9 . We are orbiting Krios , awaiting the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from Risa . - Welcome back , Geordi . - Data ! - How was the seminar ? - Very informative ! I 'll tell you about it . It is fortunate we could coordinate your return on the cruiser . When I heard the Enterprise went to Krios , I thought I might be forced to endure a few more weeks on Risa . I 'm sorry you did not enjoy yourself . - I was joking . - Joking ? " Forced to endure . " Your actual intent was to emphasize that you did enjoy yourself . Yes . I see how that could be considered quite amusing . I missed you , Data ! - Cmdr La Forge . - Permission to come aboard . - Granted . Welcome back . - Thank you , sir . Cmdr La Forge is my chief engineer . He 's been attending a seminar on artificial intelligence on Risa . I 'm glad we got you back . We need you . Data tells me the Federation has been accused of aiding rebels . We are seeing evidence today @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I can do . - You had a good time . - Does it show ? You 're more relaxed than I 've ever seen you . Captain , Governor Vagh is ready to meet with you . Very well . We will transport down to the surface immediately . Ambassador . - Cmdr Riker . - What is it , Data ? Our sensors detect an energy fluctuation in the E-band . The E-band ? That 's unusual . What 's the source ? Unknown , sir . E-band emissions are difficult to localize . Collapsing protostars can emit E-band bursts . Yes , sir . There are no protostars in this sector . - Better do a complete scan . - Yes , sir . The Carnelians have done the most work on artificial intelligence . I spent a lot of time in their seminars . I get the feeling something special happened on this vacation . I 'm not talking about computers . I did take second place in a chess tournament . And I swam a lot . The water is very calm on Risa . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's all . I ate enough for 12 people . The food is terrific . They 've got a chocolate that you would love . - And that 's all ? - Yeah . - There was this ... - Yes ? Her name is Jonek . But you would n't want to hear about that . Better get ready for duty . Nice talking to you . We talk , we socialize , we waste time , and the insurrection continues to grow . These rebels need to be crushed , not coddled . Governor , it does not matter what you or I think . The High Council 's wishes are clear . The Council should be more interested in Federation interference . Governor , what do you think the Federation has done ? Your medical supplies have reached the rebels . We make no effort to restrict medical supplies . Are your weapons also freely available ? No , they are not ! Then explain this . - You took this from the rebels ? - That and many more like it . It does appear @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to take this to verify its origin . As you wish . I have hundreds more . Even if these are genuine , a third party must have been involved . The Federation is not in the business of supplying arms to rebels . This is the only Klingon colony on the border of Federation space . You can not deny that Starfleet would be happy to see Krios gain its independence . It would reduce your vulnerability to an attack . Governor , you speak as if we are enemies , not allies . And you speak the lies of a taar'chek ! Gentlemen ! You swear well , Picard . You must have Klingon blood in your veins . Governor , I will report to you when analysis of that weapon is complete . Captain , Commander ... Enterprise , three to transport . Inter-cooler flux down to five percent . Plasma deviation steady at 0.72 . Aye , sir . If you keep up this efficiency , I 'll go back to Risa . Just run through a level-four series , then call it a night . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got to do . Red Torian , please . Thank you . I 'm sorry ! - My glass , it just slipped . - It 's nothing . Just cold . - But you 're all soaked ! - It 's nothing serious . - Let me wipe it up . - I 'll change . - You sure ? - Do n't think about it , Commander . Energy flow is within normal parameters , from the pre-fire chamber to the aperture . Rapid nadion pulse , right on target . Beam-control assembly , safety interlock . Both checked out . Beam-width intensity controls also responding correctly . Energy-cell usage constant at 1.05 megajoules per second . Curious . The efficiency reading is well above Starfleet specifications . Yeah , by quite a bit . 94.1 percent efficiency . Our most efficient discharge crystal fires with 86.5 percent efficiency . Let 's look at the wave pattern of the emission . That might tell us why . Pulse frequency out of pre-fired chamber reads steady . There ! That 's not right . The initial output spike is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a forced pulse , well into the terahertz range . Then it 's definitely not Starfleet issue . There ca n't be many systems that use terahertz . 327 , to our knowledge . We can probably achieve a match with a computer search . It will take approximately three hours . I think we can narrow this down with common sense . Who has the most to gain from a conflict between the Klingon Empire and the Federation ? The Romulans . They fashioned a perfect rifle but charged it from their own sources . So the discharge crystal and the emission correspond to those in a Romulan disruptor . The Romulans have no interest in Kriosian independence . This planet is too far away . They would want to drive the Federation and the Empire apart . Our alliance is all that has kept them in check . Romulan replications using stolen Federation technology ? It 's a typical Romulan ploy . An attempt to sow dissension and mistrust . Commander , you 've done very well . I thank you on behalf of the Empire . I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ own technicians to confirm your findings . Of course . My staff will give their full cooperation . You may go . - Another E-band blip ? - Yes , sir , but at a different intensity . It did not originate in the same location . If it 's changed intensity , it ca n't be a protostar . That is a reasonable assumption . Is there any known instance of the Romulans using E-band ? Not to my knowledge , sir . Can you track the source ? We can reconfigure the primary sensor array . If we narrow the scan to E-band , we might be able to calculate a directional vector . - But only for more occurrences . - Do it . Computer , reroute the power in the cargo-bay-four transporter to the auxiliary replicator system . Please verify command with necessary protocol . Initiate protocol 364-B . Verified priority clearance . Recognize La Forge , data 2997 . Acknowledged . Power has been rerouted through power-distribution system code number 44762 . Now , redirect transporter mode to the planetary sensor array . Transporter mode @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ modifications are being erased . Affirmative . Erasure process is proceeding . Sir , we are being hailed by Governor Vagh . On screen , Mr . Worf . - Governor . - You astonish me , Picard . Did you believe you would succeed , that we are blind ? I do n't understand . We intercepted the weapons you tried to transport . Governor , I assure you ... Do not insult us both by denying it . Maintain your position . Do not attempt to leave orbit . Klingon attack cruiser uncloaking , sir . On screen . Two birds of prey approaching . Sensors confirm an unauthorized transporter beam at 1123 hours . - Do you know which transporter ? - I 'm not sure . Whoever did it used the planetary array to bypass the sensors . - And the transporter logs ? - They 're blank . How many people are capable of this ? I 'm not even sure how it was done yet . As soon as I find out , I can give you an answer . Not many . Vagh @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ him not to act without consulting the High Council . - How long do we have ? - A few hours . Mr . La Forge , recommendations ? It might be possible to trace power flows at the time of transport . Make it so . The primary plasma system does not indicate a power drain . Then whoever used it must have bypassed the primary feeds . Tracking power from the secondary systems . No surges to the transporters indicated . Damn ! Who could have pulled this off ? Try the life-support power flows . No abnormal surges indicated . Replicator wave guides ? There ! That 's not a replicator energy pattern . Trace it . - Cargo bay four . - Security to cargo bay four . I 've run a level-one diagnostic . The unit was n't tampered with . This has to be the transfer point . Perhaps they reprogrammed the memory chips to erase any record . You 're talking about 30 or 40 chips in half-a-dozen systems . Which crew members could do that ? I think I could have done @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ That 's it . Procedure requires that I ask where you were at 1123 hours . I was with Keiko , in the arboretum . I was on the bridge . I was in my quarters . - Was anyone with you ? - No , I was alone . Costa was on duty . I 'm sure he 's got 20 witnesses . Then someone on board is n't what he or she seems to be . Data , let 's do a detailed scan on every chip . There 's got to be some trail we can follow . The isolinear chips were altered ? Programmed to erase all commands once the transfer was complete . With the chips erased , what evidence remained ? The erasures were complete . An analysis of the subatomic structure revealed an almost undetectable residual pattern . We could reconstruct the perpetrator 's authorization code . - Do you have any ideas ? - No , sir . Everyone with the necessary skills has an alibi , except for me . I was alone in my quarters . Then whoever did this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ trying to identify anyone who was there today . It wo n't be easy . A lot of people were there . - Riker to Data . - Yes , Commander ? Sensors have picked up another E-emission . Acknowledged . I will be there shortly . E-band emission ? We have been picking up a curious intermittent blip . Cmdr Riker has speculated it is a Romulan transmission . - I 'm tracking its source . - Proceed . Thank you , Mr . La Forge . We do not have much time . Vagh is not noted for his patience . Assure him that we are doing everything possible and advise him that , if necessary , I will defend my ship . With your permission , I will transport down . Of course . May I suggest you invite Governor Vagh to personally witness your ongoing investigation ? - Do you think he will come ? - I will try to ensure that he does . Qapla ' , Picard . Qapla ' , Ambassador . Come in , Mr . La Forge . The investigation is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ exposed . I will transport to the surface and return with Governor Vagh . Your captain will bring him to the cargo bay . I want you to kill him there in front of witnesses . Use a hand phaser . When he is dead , you will claim that you acted on behalf of Starfleet , in support of Kriosian independence . I understand . La Forge to O'Brien . Go ahead , Commander . What can I do for you ? Nothing . Chief , I 'm sorry to disturb you . I 'm sorry . Hiya , Doc . Geordi . What can I do for you ? I just ca n't seem to get any sleep . I hope you can help . Sit down . Let 's take a look . You could n't sleep at all ? I was restless . I kept waking up . Would you take off your visor , please ? Is there something on your mind ? No . I do n't think so . Well , everybody goes through bouts of insomnia . It 's probably nothing . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ There 's a minor vascular irregularity in the visual cortex . A slight dilation of the blood vessels . Nothing serious . What about your visor ? Has it been giving you problems ? Nothing out of the ordinary . Still , it might be good to have it examined at Star base 36 next month . In the meantime , I will get you a somnetic inducer to put by your bed . Thanks , Doc . I 'm sure I 'll be fine . Energize . Governor Vagh , thank you for coming . You can thank Ambassador Kell . I am here against my better judgement . Captain , I think that the Governor should see the investigation under way in the cargo bay . Of course . From inside the Enterprise ? The first and third blips were clearly generated onboard the ship . - The second came from the surface . - Generated by what ? Unknown , sir . We have a known spy and unexplained signals on board . It 's reasonable to assume they 're related . One could speculate that the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ than speculation . We need to know who , when , why . Or we may go to war . Yes , sir . Computer . Run an analysis of all known Romulan transmission formats . All bands . Identify commonalities with displayed wave form . No commonalities noted . Does this wave form match any known format ? Negative . Broaden search beyond communications . Does the wave pattern conform to any natural phenomenon , cryptographic formats or life-form emissions ? The signal corresponds to a wavelength spectrum similar to human neural frequencies . - As in a human-brainwave pattern ? - Affirmative . What kind of receiver could process these signals ? A system designed to modify the electromagnetic spectrum and carry messages directly to the human brain . Computer . Link with the shuttle 's onboard system . Access the isolinear storage assembly . Scan all chips which contain mission logs . Note any discrepancies . No discrepancies noted . Perform a level-five diagnostic on navigational and power systems . The components specified are all within normal tolerances . My technicians have examined all of the transporters @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ unit has been tampered with . Computer , scan the shuttle 's structural integrity . Submicroscopic deformations are present in the nose section and the aft thrusters . Probable cause of these variations ? The shuttle has been subjected to stress from a tractor beam . All our transporter containers have a slight impurity in the structural alloys which allows us to trace our material . - Cmdr La Forge . - What , Chief ? Could you look at the buffers ? With what 's happened , I 'm not sure they are reliable . Sure . Let 's take a look . Computer , I am reading anomalous variations in the molecular structure of these memory chips . Confirm . Analysis confirmed . - Probable cause ? - Replication . Compare these variations with Romulan replication patterns . The patterns are identical . Maybe we should run a diagnostic on those coils . Right , Commander . Data to La Forge . Report , please . Geordi ! Please respond . Computer , current location of Cmdr La Forge . Cargo bay four . Data to Lt Worf @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cmdr La Forge into custody . - Sir ? - That is an order . Mr . Worf , get him out . Arming our enemies is not enough . Now the Federation would murder me to achieve its aims . Governor , if I could explain this , I would . I believe I can help , Captain . I have determined that La Forge was abducted by Romulans en route to Risa . It is likely that he was somehow forced to take part in the plot . I saw no evidence of Romulans . We just witnessed him acting alone . No , sir , you did not . I do not believe the Commander is acting of his own accord . He has been receiving signals through his visor . Signals which carry direct commands to his brain . I have surmised that La Forge was conditioned by Romulans , a process referred to historically , and inaccurately , as brainwashing . To what end ? Why would the Romulans kill me ? The Romulans want to destroy the Federation-Klingon alliance . If Mr . La @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Who sent these signals ? A cloaked Romulan ship ? No , sir . That is not possible . The signals had to be transmitted close to the visor . Are you suggesting an accomplice in close proximity to Mr . La Forge ? Yes , sir . This Romulan accomplice , who is he ? I have narrowed the list to the only two people with Cmdr La Forge all three times a transmission was recorded . Capt Picard and Ambassador Kell . One of them may be concealing an E-band transmitter . - If they agree to be searched ... - I am a Klingon ! An emissary of the High Council . I will not be searched by anyone on this ship . I am forced to agree , Captain . We will take the Ambassador with us and search him ourselves . Captain , I believe it to be in all our interests if I remain aboard . I formally request asylum . I will certainly grant you asylum . When you have been absolved of this crime . But I remember everything ! There was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ n't get our orders right . It did happen ! I remember being on Risa . I know you do . Just take that memory and put it aside for a moment . Tell me everything you remember about the shuttlecraft trip after you left the Enterprise . Well , I was just trying to get in the mood . I played music . I talked to the computer . You know those long trips . When you saw the Romulan ship , did you call us ? No , the first thing I did ... Wait a minute . But that 's ... It 'll take time , Geordi . A long time . But we will reconstruct your memory . Together . I 'm just not sure . About anything . Believe it or not , that 's a good sign . A beginning . Now , let 's go back to the shuttlecraft . There was a Romulan ship . The first thing you did was ... ?