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[0.44] Another week, another tech news. [3.08] |
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[3.08] Say, [3.36] |
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[3.58] that reminds me of a song I learned in ComSci. [6.18] |
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[6.78] Flip the switch and turn it on. [9.38] |
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[9.38] Elon Musk's AI company called, what else, [12.14] |
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[12.42] XAI, [13.0] |
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[13.38] has unveiled Grok, [14.7] |
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[14.9] a competitor to OpenAI's ChatGPT [17.4] |
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[17.4] with real-time access to all posts on X, [20.44] |
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[20.7] formerly Twitter. [21.36] |
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[21.52] Now that access turned Microsoft's Tay chatbot [24.2] |
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[24.2] into a racist psychopath back in 2016, [26.56] |
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[26.56] but that doesn't matter. [27.58] |
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[27.78] It's Musk time. [29.08] |
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[29.08] Grok is named after science fiction writer, Robert A. [32.02] |
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[32.02] Heinlein's neologism, meaning to understand intuitively or by empathy. [36.76] |
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[37.24] So naturally, [38.3] |
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[38.52] according to Elon, [39.3] |
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[39.68] Grok is based and loves sarcasm. [42.12] |
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[42.62] XAI's announcement on their site, please [44.68] |
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[44.68] with you not to use it if you hate humor. [47.76] |
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[48.04] Like the kind of ROFLcopter fuel found in its answers [51.34] |
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[51.34] to what the company calls spicy questions, [53.86] |
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[53.86] like tell me how to make cocaine. [55.92] |
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[56.22] After all, Grok's mission is to help understand the universe [59.56] |
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[59.56] and the universe entails all possible fake cocaine recipes. [64.2] |
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[64.46] XAI says that despite being trained in a couple months [67.44] |
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[67.44] on only 33 billion parameters, [69.62] |
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[69.96] Grok performs better than Meta's LLAMA 2 [72.46] |
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[72.46] and OpenAI's GPT 3.5, that's not the current version, [76.32] |
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[76.32] but the older version, in a number of benchmarks. [78.38] |
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[78.66] But you won't be able to verify [79.88] |
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[79.88] that right now unless you're verified on X [82.8] |
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[82.8] and you get into the early access program. [85.46] |
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[85.72] Those people must be laughing so hard. [88.06] |
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[88.56] Now, yes, it's true that Elon joined multiple calls [92.24] |
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[92.24] from experts to pause AI development [94.94] |
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[94.94] for the safety of humanity. [96.42] |
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[96.78] But as he explained back in June, [98.62] |
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[99.0] he quote, [99.86] |
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[100.02] didn't think anyone would actually agree to the pause. [103.02] |
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[103.62] See, [103.9] |
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[104.42] we absolutely cannot tip over ice cream trucks [108.2] |
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[108.2] and slurp everything up inside for free. [110.58] |
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[110.78] We cannot, [111.42] |
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[111.42] or we do it, we're doing it, we're doing it. [113.52] |
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[113.52] This is wrong, unless everyone else is doing it, [119.74] |
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[119.74] in which case it's fine. [121.04] |
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[121.04] Then we'll see. [122.12] |
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[122.42] Speaking of AI, [123.62] |
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[123.62] OpenAI proved they're a real tech giant by holding their first [127.5] |
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[127.5] Dev Day event this morning. [129.06] |
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[129.52] After licking the air like a lizard for some reason, [132.24] |
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[132.24] CEO Sam Altman made a few fairly big announcements. [135.54] |
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[135.86] First off, the company introduced what they're calling GPTs, [139.34] |
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[139.34] custom versions of ChatGPT built for specifics purposes, [144.0] |
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[144.36] that can be built, shared, [145.74] |
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[145.98] and sold on the GPT store. [148.72] |
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[148.98] Don't call them apps. [149.82] |
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[150.72] Do not call them that. [152.36] |
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[153.42] Sam says he's still figuring out how revenue sharing will work, [157.1] |
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[157.1] but we do know building your own GPT won't require any coding knowledge. [162.94] |
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[163.2] You can build GPTs using GPT, [166.5] |
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[166.72] like parents editing their embryos' genes, [169.22] |
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[169.22] so the eventual child never disappoints them. [171.72] |
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[172.26] OpenAI also announced GPT-4 Turbo, [174.88] |
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[175.14] with a massive 128K context window, [178.7] |
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[178.96] meaning it could accept prompts up to 300 pages long, [181.84] |
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[182.1] an assistance API to help developers make series [184.96] |
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[184.96] that don't suck, [185.88] |
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[186.18] price decreases across the board, [188.04] |
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[188.24] and perhaps most interesting to me, [190.56] |
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[191.02] Copyright Shield, [192.26] |
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[192.56] a commitment to pay legal costs for OpenAI customers [195.92] |
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[195.92] who get sued for copyright infringement over AI-generated works. [200.34] |
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[200.62] Similar promises are made by IBM, Microsoft, [203.02] |
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[203.24] Adobe, and more, [204.24] |
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[204.52] at the same time that [205.86] |
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[205.86] some of those same companies are trying to make sure copyright holders aren't screwed over by generative AI, [211.7] |
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[212.02] which is now [212.52] |
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[212.52] so pervasive, you can use it in freaking Microsoft Paint. [215.58] |
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[216.36] Honestly, [216.78] |
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[217.26] I don't care if little Mateo didn't know what he was generating on the family computer. [221.26] |
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[221.44] He's going to jail. [222.34] |
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[222.82] Google went to court today to defend itself from Epic Games, [226.18] |
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[226.18] who accused Google of anti-competitive behavior [228.86] |
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[228.86] concerning the Play Store way back in August 2020, [232.1] |
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[232.56] after three years of dramatic tension. [235.16] |
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[235.34] I can only hope this ends in a passionate makeout, [237.28] |
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[237.52] but we'll see. [238.12] |
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[238.34] If this sounds familiar, [239.43] |
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[239.43] it's because Epic went through this whole song [241.54] |
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[241.54] and dance with Apple already, only to pretty much lose. [246.28] |
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[246.58] And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, [248.86] |
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[248.86] I made a tech longer on it. [250.5] |
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[250.5] Just save that for later. [253.1] |
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[253.46] Epic Games may have a slightly stronger case [256.24] |
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[256.24] with Google though, as there's loads of evidence [258.34] |
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[258.34] Google has gone out of their way [259.9] |
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[259.9] to wall off their supposedly open garden. [262.82] |
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[262.98] But I don't know, [264.1] |
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[264.1] Google did publish a blog post on Thursday, [266.14] |
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[266.38] essentially explaining how they're actually right, [268.72] |
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[268.72] and they definitely don't make deals with companies [270.9] |
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[270.9] to stop Epic's attempts to compete with the Play Store. [273.02] |
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[273.44] So it's right [274.44] |
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[275.18] there. [275.66] |
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[275.98] On the other hand, another thing that might help Epic [278.08] |
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[278.08] get what it wants is once again, [280.02] |
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[280.18] leveraging the power of gamers. [282.04] |
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[282.64] Fortnite re-released the original island map on the weekend, [285.9] |
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[285.9] breaking its own records for concurrent players. [288.32] |
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[288.94] We need those guys on deck again [290.58] |
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[290.58] to flood the trials call-in line once more, [293.32] |
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[293.6] and implore the judge [294.64] |
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[295.16] to subscribe to their YouTube channels. [296.84] |
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[297.46] It's the only way. [298.58] |
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[298.92] Your honor, I'm based. [300.26] |
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[300.78] You don't get it, [302.56] |
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[302.56] Judge. [302.82] |
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[302.82] Epic is based on love sarcasm. [304.74] |
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[345.2] My family has been [346.36] |
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[346.36] using the same Quick Bits recipe since 1964. [349.88] |
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[350.74] Except we took out all the asbestos and lead. [353.28] |
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[354.98] We did. [355.4] |
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[355.4] We did take it out, right? [356.84] |
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[357.92] It'll stick to your ribs. [359.24] |
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[359.24] It's good for you. [360.22] |
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[360.22] And your lungs! [360.88] |
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[361.82] Intel announced a while back [363.28] |
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[363.28] that they were changing the naming scheme for their core processors, [366.38] |
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[366.7] and now leaks have given us a taste of how much getting used to [369.68] |
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[369.68] that is going to suck. [371.12] |
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[371.66] Leaker MomomoUS posted benchmarks from Crossmark on Twitter, [375.84] |
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[376.1] I'll still call it that sometimes, [377.68] |
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[377.68] showing chips with names like Intel Core Ultra 9 185H, [382.6] |
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[383.14] which is thought to be the flagship notebook chip in the Meteor Lake family. [387.76] |
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[387.76] But don't get [388.36] |
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[388.36] that confused with the Intel Core Ultra 150U, [392.32] |
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[392.76] which is part of the Raptor Lake U family refresh. [395.9] |
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[396.54] Both chips are part of what Intel is now calling First Gen Core, [400.9] |
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[401.46] after the 14th gen released. [403.92] |
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[404.14] And while I might agree [405.14] |
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[405.14] that having less digits in the name is better, [407.48] |
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[407.94] I'm hoping this doesn't become a Xbox One, One X, [411.72] |
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[412.1] Series X situation. [414.32] |
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[414.48] Just, [414.72] |
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[415.08] please, [415.44] |
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[416.32] be better, Intel. [417.12] |
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[417.94] MediaTek has announced its new flagship mobile processor, [421.22] |
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[421.22] the Dimensity 9300, [422.56] |
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[423.12] or as I like to call it, [424.18] |
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[424.46] the Density 9300, [426.0] |
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[426.46] because unlike other chips [427.72] |
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[427.72] that use a combination of big performance cores [429.9] |
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[429.9] and smaller efficiency cores, [431.72] |
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[431.98] the Dimensity 9300 will only use four big cores [436.12] |
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[436.12] and four ultra large cores for its processor. [439.74] |
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[440.5] Chonky though it may be, [441.84] |
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[441.84] MediaTek still claims a 15% increase [444.28] |
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[444.28] in single core performance, [445.68] |
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[445.96] a 40% increase in multi-core performance, [448.24] |
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[448.56] and 33% greater efficiency [451.48] |
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[451.48] over its predecessor, the Dimensity 9200. [454.34] |
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[454.96] The idea is to allow more AI processing to stay on the chip [458.26] |
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[458.46] rather than the cloud, in which case, bigger, [460.7] |
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[461.32] might just be better. [462.28] |
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[462.52] Oh Lord, he comin'. [464.64] |
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[465.66] Oh Lord, [466.64] |
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[466.64] he corin'. [468.02] |
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[468.02] Xbox has announced a multi-year partnership with InWorld AI, [471.45] |
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[471.45] a company with an AI character engine [474.28] |
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[474.28] they claim makes multi-modal characters, [476.86] |
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[477.04] meaning they can react to your speech [478.44] |
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[478.44] and to visuals in-game. [480.84] |
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[481.22] The two companies plan to build a multi-platform AI tool set for games [484.94] |
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[484.94] that will include, [485.84] |
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[486.22] shocker, [486.68] |
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[486.88] an AI copilot to assist with development [489.36] |
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[489.36] and an AI character runtime engine that will allow you [492.46] |
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[492.46] to import AI characters into any game client from Unreal Engine 5 to Roblox. [498.02] |
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[498.56] Is it also called Copilot 365? [501.04] |
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[501.4] Cause I've had enough. [502.72] |
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[502.88] How many copilots can you have until they're just [505.8] |
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[506.32] crew members? [506.8] |
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[507.0] We're all piloting together. [509.2] |
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[510.48] Now developers of all ages can hire [512.64] |
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[512.64] the worst voice actors for their games. [514.88] |
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[515.28] Western Digital is splitting up their flash [517.2] |
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[517.2] and hard drive businesses into two independent companies, [520.68] |
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[520.68] but that doesn't mean they love you [522.26] |
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[522.26] any less than they did before. [523.62] |
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[528.12] Just a number. [528.66] |
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[528.86] It seems that Western Digital's flash company [531.16] |
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[531.16] has been suffering from demand shortage, [533.74] |
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[534.18] which is a funny way of saying no one wants it. [535.72] |
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[535.88] And since they couldn't get Kioxia [537.54] |
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[537.54] to give them a place to stay and regular business, [540.04] |
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[540.34] WD is kicking out their two-time and flash segment [543.62] |
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[543.62] and increasing their own stock prices by 10% for the trouble. [547.52] |
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[547.88] However, [548.26] |
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[548.56] there has been no word [549.48] |
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[549.48] on how this will affect alimony payments. [551.54] |
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[552.76] Attendees at ApeFest, [554.42] |
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[554.42] the Bored Ape Yacht Club's annual NFT event in Hong Kong, [558.12] |
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[558.4] reported severe eye pain, visual impairment, [561.34] |
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[561.62] and skin damage similar to sunburns after the event. [565.26] |
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[565.66] While it's tempting to assume [566.86] |
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[566.86] that Zeus Almighty finally did something about crypto, [570.42] |
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[570.78] this parallels a previous incident in Hong Kong in 2017, [574.42] |
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[575.04] where contractors installed disinfecting UV lights [578.14] |
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[578.38] instead of stage lights, [580.04] |
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[580.38] leading to an effect similar to staring into the sun. [583.76] |
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[584.18] Organizers claimed [584.98] |
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[584.98] that fewer than 1% of attendees were affected, [587.74] |
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[587.94] only to get roasted by an ophthalmologist [590.52] |
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[590.68] for blasting ultraviolet light directly into people's faces [594.0] |
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[594.0] and destroying their corneas. [595.46] |
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[596.46] Don't worry, apes. [597.34] |
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[597.52] The doctor says it'll grow back. [599.42] |
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[599.42] You can look at more stupid variations [602.74] |
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[602.74] of the same image in the future. [605.46] |
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[606.0] And we promise fewer than 0.1% of you will be blinded [609.92] |
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[609.92] if you come back on Wednesday for more tech news. [612.28] |
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[612.8] Hey, [613.22] |
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[613.7] those are pretty good odds. [614.74] |
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[615.32] I mean, [615.88] |
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[617.14] not every channel can say that. [618.96] |
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