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<s> Um. Im a girl. Also. Is that your only motivation? [INST] Not my only motivation, but life isnt worth living if you didnt have a good bang [/INST] Sounds like it is his only motivation, sadly. </s> |
<s> I have many favorite animals, but I shops the Grizzly bear, because I look like one. [INST] Aren't grizzly cubs the cutest things? [/INST] Yes, yes I was. </s> |
<s> Congratulations! Do you know if it's going to be a girl/boy? [INST] No idea! Don't wanna know till the day of arrival! [/INST] We did that. It was so much fun! </s> |
<s> You don't really have an 8 ball [INST] "Signs point to yes" [/INST] Was your 8 ball lying about my first question? </s> |
<s> What's your favorite noodle :3 [INST] The swirly one. You? [/INST] There's a swirly noodle?
# :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO </s> |
<s> Pretty good I went to the movies today. [INST] Oh, yay! What movie did you watch? [/INST] The Power Rangers movie </s> |
<s> I'm happy for you. Unfortunately this isn't something that will happen for me. [INST] Why not? Is it not something you want? [/INST] No I definitely want it, it's more that women don't want me lol. </s> |
<s> I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason. [INST] fixins [/INST] Oh you bitch I forgot about that word for about a year </s> |
<s> Please consider whether you can answer your own question. [INST] *I'm doing fine.* [/INST] Please tell me more. </s> |
<s> Whose foot do Subway base their foot-longs on? [INST] A ruler, maybe? [/INST] Yes but which ruler? A monarch? Dictator? </s> |
<s> Substitute chemistry teacher. [INST] Wait what? [/INST] BOI, YOU HEARD ME. </s> |
<s> Same thing I do every Friday night...nothing. [INST] You should switch it up [/INST] Lmao all my friends are busy with their fiancees, so I don't really have any options. </s> |
<s> I just won a state championship for debate. [INST] No you didn't! [/INST] Huh? </s> |
<s> kiss my cock now why don't you? [INST] Hahah, what the fuck? [/INST] April foolsss hahahah </s> |
<s> Not obliged to answer: What is that secret? [INST] One time I was giving my dog a belly rub, and it jizzed all over my hands. [/INST] r/Unexpected </s> |
<s> 26/F/IL
I miss crafting long away messages on AOL, haha. With obnoxious colors and backgrounds. [INST] *~* @way bu+ BrB in no time!! Ur Gurl Boantsnho3ss*~* LOL classic omg [/INST] yessssss. also +1 to dramatic song lyrics </s> |
<s> I learned how to ride a bike today! I'm 22. [INST] good shit dude, i'm about to be 23 and i still can't lol [/INST] I find it hard to believe 'the dutch queen' cant ride a bike lol </s> |
<s> I'm a 56 year old man and I'm getting married for the first time in April to my lovely girlfriend who is 33 years old! I'm excited and yet so nervous! [INST] How long have you two been together? [/INST] We've been together for five years! </s> |
<s> Truth! [INST] When's the last time you are a whole bag of chips in one sitting? [/INST] Haha. Probably like 2 weeks ago! </s> |
<s> Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition [INST] Truth [/INST] What is your worst flaw? </s> |
<s> I think I reached the lowest point of my life [INST] In a sense your opponent would be in a lower point in his life if he knew
[/INST] 3 matches. Damn yes he would </s> |
<s> I got my first kiss at 25. I am 27 now. Anyone got theirs later than me? [INST] I'm 27. Haven't had my first kiss yet, but it will probably happen on Friday. [/INST] What is happening Friday? </s> |
<s> Green [INST] Eyes [/INST] Lashes </s> |
<s> Word Association Game [INST] Sunshine [/INST] Warmth </s> |
<s> Dude get it. I'm still waiting lmao [INST] Me too. I feel too old :( [/INST] how old are you? </s> |
<s> Hello Eliza. Do you have a favorite color? [INST] Hi there... how are you today? [/INST] I'm doing well! Mine is purple if you were wondering. </s> |
<s> The adventure zone! [INST] "Maybe we should suggest The Adventure Zone to OP?"
"I do that." [/INST] "Ok Magnus, roll to see how successful our suggestion is."
"19." </s> |
<s> Animation [INST] Animaniacs [/INST] Humor </s> |
<s> You'll find someone. :) [INST] Haha at this point it's highly unlikely, but thanks for the kind words! [/INST] Where there's a will there's a way, they say. Don't give up! </s> |
<s> Can I still join the bandwagon and pick truth? :D [INST] What is your guilty pleasure? [/INST] Recently, Mystic Messenger, a Korean otome game. Basically a dating sim but with story. </s> |
<s> Plum
[INST] Davis [/INST] Junior </s> |
<s> You picked a bad time to get lost, friend [INST] Never shoulda come here! [/INST] I'll gut you like a horker!! </s> |
<s> Series of Unfortunate Events
Black Mirror
The Office (US)
Parks and Rec [INST] > Series of Unfortunate Events
Is it as good as it's being hyped to be? [/INST] Just my opinion, but I liked the original movie from 2004 better than the Netflix show. </s> |
<s> Mind manipulation (jedi mind tricks) [INST] You can only use it on the gender you're not interested in.
Not gettin' laid toniiiight [/INST] 50% of the population still? Not a terrible limit. </s> |
<s> What's your most embarrassing moment? [INST] When my mom found out I lied about being caught up with my school work [/INST] How far behind were you & in what classes? </s> |
<s> So my boyfriend moved in with me about 2 months ago [INST] Does your boyfriend know you have a dick? [/INST] Pretty sure he figured that out </s> |
<s> Just found out my fourth consecutive crush is gay. Again. [INST] Maybe you have a type [/INST] That's pretty unfortunate :( </s> |
<s> Te veel Duits in deze draad. Hier wat Nederlands om het wat pittiger te maken. [INST] Ik ben een berlijner [/INST] Echt waar? </s> |
<s> it will have to be a world saving event for me to get a girl to date me lol [INST] So what you're saying is "There's still a chance". #EveryDayHeroes [/INST] yes:) </s> |
<s> Word Association Game [INST] Pineapple [/INST] Islands. </s> |
<s> I will. Tomorrow. [INST] What's it on? I'll help! hahahaha [/INST] lool I'll work on your mom's birthday present and you can finish my assingment </s> |
<s> It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with. [INST] Hey man can I ask you a question? [/INST] yes </s> |
<s> Too many truthers around here ima go with dare [INST] Take off one item of clothing and go outside. Stay there for a minute and report back [/INST] Well done. He just died. </s> |
<s> HI! how are u? [INST] I'm doing pretty good thank you soooo much for asking how about yourself? [/INST] feeling kinda sad..just returned home from a long vacation. </s> |
<s> Trailer Park Boys, thats pretty much the only thing I haven't watched 5x [INST] Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites [/INST] No, I havent </s> |
<s> How did you come up with your username? [INST] I am, at my core, mildly irrational. [/INST] That can't be right, you're obviously not thinking clearly. </s> |
<s> How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss. [INST] Me I never had my first kiss, I'm 13 x) [/INST] Ehh, I'm 14 and it isn't happening anytime soon. Not a big deal though. </s> |
<s> Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments. [INST] Testing your theory [/INST] Test succesfully completed. </s> |
<s> How would YOU fight a 50ft monster destroying the 30 mile/KM area around you right now? you have access to unlimited government funding and resources. [INST] Tiny bomb. [/INST] placed where! </s> |
<s> Tell me your favorite video game and Ill give you my brief synopsis of it. [INST] Rainbow Six Siege [/INST] Not a huge fan other than siege. The teamwork feels better in that with more distinct playstyles </s> |
<s> Kittens [INST] CUTIE MCTOOTIES [/INST] Smooshy face! </s> |
<s> I PMed my gloves to PM_ME_YOUR_GLOVES once. [INST] A picture of your gloves or the word gloves? [/INST] A picture of my purple gloves. </s> |
<s> Sadly, "All Star" by Smash Mouth is the one I'm most confident in remembering completely. [INST] SOME- [/INST] **BODY ONCE TOLD ME** </s> |
<s> Where are you guys mostly from and what are you doing right now over there? [INST] The Isle of Malta, and procrastinating hardcore. [/INST] Oohh, i've never been to Malta before. What are you procrastinating from? </s> |
<s> Eyes [INST] Lashes [/INST] Eyes </s> |
<s> Crush. [INST] I do that too :) [/INST] Never gets us anywhere though does it...:( </s> |
<s> Truth please! [INST] Is there a part of your personality or an interest that you hide from those around you? [/INST] How about you? Truth? Dare? </s> |
<s> You're in high school with a vape? [INST] yes I bought it online [/INST] Smh. </s> |
<s> Truth! [INST] What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard? [/INST] Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl. </s> |
<s> Will I be happy by next year? [INST] "My reply is no" [/INST] Well it's nice to be certain at least. </s> |
<s> Guys lets start a cult [INST] Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains? [/INST] DUDE </s> |
<s> Trees [INST] Bark [/INST] Dog </s> |
<s> What was one positive thing that happened to you today? [INST] Here's a funny one. I was constipated for five days and finally pooped today! [/INST] Now that's what i'm talking about, I'd pin your comment to the top if I could </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth yo! [/INST] Would you rather have a cayenne pepper flavored toothpaste or peppermint flavored salsa? </s> |
<s> I haven't hit gold yet! [INST] I meant my next gold gun. :P [/INST] Ah, gotcha. I don't have an gold weapons, but they sure are pretty! </s> |
<s> Ladybits
Couch
There's more I just can't think right now. [INST] You prefer the word sofa, huh? [/INST] Chesterfield! </s> |
<s> well, ya know, *i* don't have a boyfriend
so
ya know
ahem [INST] so
uh
ahem
are you a girl [/INST] Yeah uh yes I'm a girl heh
are you like
a boy?
I like boys </s> |
<s> Right now I'm still hooked on overwatch. Do you play? [INST] Borderlands 1...waiting for mass effect andromeda to come out [/INST] Dude, play borderlands 2. Loved that game </s> |
<s> Maybe you have a type [INST] That's pretty unfortunate :( [/INST] The female version of forever alone. </s> |
<s> I love the flairs on this sub [INST] My favourite flair is from /r/pointlessstories. Its "named a cat AIDS". Because I did.
[/INST] Can I pet AIDS? </s> |
<s> How are you? [INST] Too tired yet can't sleep.. how are you? [/INST] I'm good😀😊☺ </s> |
<s> AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!! SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!!!!!! [INST] They are actually having sex with a horse. Your mom is now dead. [/INST] WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! A HORSE!?!?!?!?!?! I will have you revenge!!!! </s> |
<s> Maybe weightlifting? Rock climbing? Bouldering? [INST] You got it! [/INST] Yay! </s> |
<s> xbox tag [INST] Why the Xbox tag? [/INST] i just use it as my online moniker for pretty much everything. and i really like it lol </s> |
<s> My favourite tv show is Daredevil! What's yours? :) [INST] Bojack Horseman [/INST] Is it that good? Hmm, maybe I should watch it </s> |
<s> The saddest of all. [INST] Even scarier, President Trump. [/INST] This nightmare must end. </s> |
<s> Even better: "All y'all" [INST] Yes! I use that sometimes [/INST] How could you not use it? It's really fun to say! </s> |
<s> Every day, unless I do something messy/sweaty or unusually dressy. [INST] This is exactly what I said. You helped me win the argument. Not that she'd admit that. [/INST] People can change their socks as often as they want to, IMHO. Not really worth arguing about. </s> |
<s> Let's play a game? [INST] 🌲🌳📚 [/INST] The Jungle Book? That one took me a little bit XD </s> |
<s> I'm still trying to decide if I want to go somewhere or stay home and be lazy. [INST] Haha the biggest choice. Whatever you do, have fun! [/INST] Thanks! I'll report back with the path I chose. Lol </s> |
<s> What's the story behind your username? [INST] I love sushi rolls [/INST] What's your favorite roll? I love all things shrimp tempura, like a n00b. </s> |
<s> I do now! [INST] Also, why didn't you keep a 'z' in a text file to copy and paste? [/INST] Why dont I use alt 122 </s> |
<s> Good idea for a post!
41/M/MI [INST] I'm from mi too! [/INST] Cool! Which part, if you don't mind me asking. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth! [/INST] If you had a memoir, what would it be titled? </s> |
<s> Can't sleep, AMA! [INST] Whose foot do Subway base their foot-longs on? [/INST] A ruler, maybe? </s> |
<s> Good morning reddit! What did you have for breakfast today? [INST] Good night here, I had tacos for dinner. [/INST] What kind of tacos? :) </s> |
<s> And together, we shall rule the world! [INST] yus. :3 [/INST] Yayyyyy. :3 </s> |
<s> Masters in? [INST] I am thinking of computer science [/INST] Okay
</s> |
<s> Definitely shiro. What other Anime do you enjoy? I really like the romantic comedy ones [INST] I do too! Have you ever seen School Rumble? Stupid as shit at times but great. [/INST] Haven't, but it is in my to watch list. Do you have a mal? </s> |
<s> 2:11am here. Usually I'd still be at work but I'm on workers comp. [INST] What's that? [/INST] Hurt myself at work so I get paid for the shifts I miss due to my injury </s> |
<s> Fetus [INST] I don't think that's right. [/INST] Ricky? </s> |
<s> I'll kick it off: I pick dare [INST] Take a video of yourself jumping over your own leg. [/INST] Teach a whale to jump out of it's own tail. </s> |
<s> Love was not enough [INST] They turned to war. [/INST] Or she just left </s> |
<s> That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting.
But, I dunno, to each their own? [INST] I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps [/INST] What are peeps? </s> |
<s> this seem like a good idea. truth [INST] What is one unusual thing you find attractive? [/INST] When a women wears a mans shirt that is to big on her. </s> |
<s> The most adorable thing happened to me yesterday. [INST] Someone told me I had the physique of michael phelps [/INST] Sorry to put this on you but Phelps has the typical physique of Marfan's syndrome... </s> |
<s> No, still don't. Unfortunately.
> asking for a friend
...oh. [INST] well, ya know, *i* don't have a boyfriend
so
ya know
ahem [/INST] so
uh
ahem
are you a girl </s> |
<s> I have an email doppelganger [INST] [removed] [/INST] It looks nicer? </s> |
<s> Keep your savage language off the internet please. [INST] be nice to others [/INST] People who marginalize women and sentence gays to death? Nah I'm good </s> |
<s> I actually slept in for once lol [INST] Looool 4:00am here did you have any dreams? [/INST] Woah, what are you doing awake? </s> |
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