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<s> Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with [INST] >2004
Fuck I feel kinda old now
Happy Birthday! [/INST] Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers </s> |
<s> Cadence? That's music I believe, so I'm gonna go with singing? [INST] Noooope. Give up? [/INST] Yep. Man, I seriously suck at this game.. </s> |
<s> Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake [INST] YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE. PREPARE YOUR ANUS. [/INST] *prepares anus* </s> |
<s> Documentary [INST] Supersize Me [/INST] French Fries </s> |
<s> If I ask you a question will you reply? [INST] Yes I will [/INST] Will you though ? </s> |
<s> Africa by Toto [INST] Ugg change it! [/INST] Conflict </s> |
<s> What is your life plan for the next 2-5 years? [INST] - Graduate in June.
- Panic. [/INST] Graduated 2 Junes ago with shit GPA.
Still panicking.
Send help. </s> |
<s> New Jersey, I'm currently at work drinking a smoothie. pretty lameee [INST] Lol. You and the person above are from New Jersey!
To the important question now. What smoothie? [/INST] its a banana,strawberry,mango,strawberry yogurt with honey smoothie yum </s> |
<s> - Morgan Freeman [INST] -Stormtrooper [/INST] - SmithzZ </s> |
<s> Im getting married in an hour. [INST] Enjoy divorce raping your husband and making him pay child support in a few years time! :) [/INST] You must be popular. </s> |
<s> that'll be xed if you don't mind [INST] Zed is a name, not a letter. [/INST] zee isn't a letter either </s> |
<s> Yeah but you're 13, so. Duh. Literally like, nobody at your age has. [INST] You would be suprised by what the 13 year olds have done in this generation... [/INST] "this generation" as if every other generation wasn't exactly the same. </s> |
<s> And how have you been? :) [INST] I've been doing alright, thanks! How about you? :) [/INST] Great thanks! Working a ton (got a cool second job). Other than that, no complaints! :) </s> |
<s> Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote. [INST] Why do we fall sir? [/INST] So we can learn to get back up? </s> |
<s> Here is an orange envelope for you :) [INST] Oh! An orange envelope! [/INST] Woo! And another one! How is your day going? </s> |
<s> Really? Do you not get snow often? [INST] It doesn't really snow in Ireland, we just get rain mostly. [/INST] I didn't know that! </s> |
<s> That made me excited haha.
Here's to your second one! [INST] haha, well it already happened actually! [/INST] Nice dude! Come over here and I'll give you your third! </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth me! [/INST] Worst you've ever been embarrassed by a family member. </s> |
<s> "My reply is no" [INST] Should I smoke? [/INST] "As i see it yes" </s> |
<s> So I got a girlfriend the other day? [INST] CONGRATS! Hope you are as happy as you could possibly be :) [/INST] Oh I definitely am! I still find myself questioning if that actually happened... </s> |
<s> Uhhhh get to know each other? [INST] We're bad at this. Haha.
Where are you from? [/INST] We really are. :(
USA, California. You? </s> |
<s> Thank you! [INST] I got married in 2007. [/INST] 10 years for you! Congrats on that yourself! </s> |
<s> "The future has a plan, there is no fate in what you make for yourself" [INST] Terminator? [/INST] Holy shit, it is I've been sitting here over thinking it. You've put my mind at rest. </s> |
<s> Ask this magic 8 ball [INST] Am I on an NSA watchlist? [/INST] "Yes" </s> |
<s> Let's play a game! Tell me one sentence that you would say in your favourite hobby and I will tell you what hobby that is! [INST] Passive monitors are better than active monitors. [/INST] Hm.. Maybe a flight simulator or something? </s> |
<s> I'm a Navy Vet, we always go against the waves that push us away from our destination. [INST] "Outlook not so good" [/INST] Fuck yeah, I love rough seas.
Magic 8 ball, I will preserver.
Show me what you got! </s> |
<s> Dude. Protein is the best. [INST] Fucking straight up no joke. [/INST] Fuck all the other vital nutrients. Protein #1. </s> |
<s> Bottle [INST] Jack [/INST] London </s> |
<s> I think. But it only happens during the summer. [INST] Yeah. But do you put the repellent on in the summer? [/INST] TBH no </s> |
<s> Yarn. For me. [INST] What do you make with your yarn?? [/INST] Everything from socks to sweaters and blankets :) ordering yarn for a hat though. </s> |
<s> Not even close. [INST] Hm.. Do you play some kind of musical instrument? [/INST] Negative. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth, please. Thanks. [/INST] What's your best friends darkest secret? </s> |
<s> cuz ya had a bad dayy [INST] You're taking one down [/INST] lolllls throwback playlist it is </s> |
<s> What do you spend too much money on? [INST] My PC, although I could probably spend a lot more. [/INST] Haha when did you build it? </s> |
<s> Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote. [INST] ..and while you're there, ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for" [/INST] "Worth dyin' for, worth killin' for, worth goin' to hell for." Love that movie! </s> |
<s> Bread make you fat?! [INST] You punched me in the boob! [/INST] Hi. Big fan.
Why wouldn't you be? </s> |
<s> I love them, too. I'm not sure exactly what mine means but it's there. [INST] It is definitely there. What even is it? [/INST] It's a crescent moon. </s> |
<s> Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious [INST] Disney! [/INST] Cartoons </s> |
<s> Follow up on this? [INST] The wedding is Saturday and the baby is due in a month, pls RSVP [/INST] "Please respond please" </s> |
<s> You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why? [INST] Can I buy one item from one store? [/INST] Sure. What? </s> |
<s> Word Association Game [INST] Reign [/INST] Roman. </s> |
<s> I'm Canadian. Broadly speaking, that makes me American. Sup? [INST] Honestly man, I'd rather be Canadian than American right now. [/INST] I'm with you there,_, </s> |
<s> /r/linkthreeeeeeeee [INST] o.o [/INST] /r/hardwickkkkkkkkkkkk </s> |
<s> Weekend is almost here! What do you guys have planned? [INST] Yay, that's nice. I'm sick so I'll have to rest, but I have to study too. Sigh. [/INST] Get well soon! </s> |
<s> If I ask you a question will you reply? [INST] Go ahead [/INST] Are you my dad ? </s> |
<s> I'm at work. Please keep me company! Very bored. [INST] Hello how are you doing today? [/INST] I am doing, wbu? Ho are you doing ? </s> |
<s> Romeo ? [INST] Where art tho, Romeo? [/INST] Bed ;) </s> |
<s> Are we paddle-turning vertically or horizontally? [INST] Is this canoeing or something similar? [/INST] Not even close. </s> |
<s> Truth [INST] When was the last time you talked to any of your family? [/INST] Gee I talked to my work family today!
No fuck all that I think yesterday I talked to my aunt </s> |
<s> Nutshell by Alice in Chains. I just LOVE that song and it's always stuck in my head. [INST] "Would?" is one of my top 5 all-time favorites. [/INST] I haven't to AiC in sooo long, Dirt's getting played when I get home. </s> |
<s> augh. your thing sucks.
i recently sexted the wrong person. oops. [INST] who did you sext instead? [/INST] a friend. he laughed it off and i saw him for coffee today. we are good. </s> |
<s> Also, why didn't you keep a 'z' in a text file to copy and paste? [INST] Why dont I use alt 122 [/INST] Alt-122 is the easiest for sure. </s> |
<s> Happy Birthday to everyone who never gets to celebrate because of Valentine's Day. [INST] Ate lobster and celebrated with family, overall pretty good. [/INST] Lobster or lasagna are the two best ways to celebrate a birthday. </s> |
<s> Superhero [INST] Superman [/INST] Hope </s> |
<s> I'm 15 hours late but you are a lovely person and deserving of a hug [INST] Thank you so, so much. *Hugs* [/INST] You're welcome, anonymous friend :) *hugs* </s> |
<s> *breathing heavy* [INST] "Most likely" [/INST] God almighty open the heavens and let me into the majesty and power of this magical 8 ball </s> |
<s> Please tell me more. [INST] I could have something much worse than a cough. [/INST] How do you feel when you say that? </s> |
<s> Reign [INST] King [/INST] Chess </s> |
<s> How many languages can we talk to each in other in here? [INST] I speak English. Who's down? [/INST] Hey whats up? </s> |
<s> Angst. [INST] Amen. But hey, that's in the past now : ) [/INST] I still can't believe how important it all seemed at the time... </s> |
<s> What is your relationship to peanut butter? [INST] I kinda do wanna learn how magnets work [/INST] Well, this is awkward... </s> |
<s> L? [INST] No. [/INST] Why not L? </s> |
<s> I weighed myself last night. I weigh 300 pounds. [INST] Good part is: you know you can do it. Which is a great start! [/INST] Yes I can!:) </s> |
<s> I very briefly dated one of his younger brothers and was introduced to him. [INST] was that awkward? [/INST] No, it wasn't. </s> |
<s> do you uh
*do ya like jazz* [INST] Yeah, I do.
so
uh
...
do you *want* a boyfriend
[/INST] I mean
*trips over self*
I wouldn't uh
mind it
..
yes. I want a boyfriend </s> |
<s> uh
well
*hello* [INST] *hello*
uh
well
do you um
want to continue
in PM's? [/INST] OP what happened? Did you kiss? </s> |
<s> Dare me, go on, I dare you [INST] Put up a selfie on /r/roastme [/INST] Hahahahahaha alright </s> |
<s> What's your type? [INST] Shyness. [/INST] Um ...hi </s> |
<s> What is everyone doing this Friday night? [INST] Waiting in the airport for a flight that's delayed 😑
[/INST] Where you off to? </s> |
<s> And here I can only win $2 on a scratch off lotto [INST] Hey that's a solid $1 profit [/INST] That's enough to buy literally anything at the dollar stores. </s> |
<s> milk is my saviour [INST] Calcium and strong bones will come your way [/INST] 3spooky5me </s> |
<s> Hi. Reply if you're bored??? [INST] I'm bored, browsing Reddit from a hospital room, with my patient [/INST] Are you still awake redditor? </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth me babby [/INST] dogs or cats? why? </s> |
<s> Which language(s) do you speak? [INST] I speak Danish, English and German! I also understand some Croatian :D [/INST] Whoa that's very impressive! Which language do you speak with family? </s> |
<s> I'm studying and I'm frustrated that I have to read an ebook. [INST] What, that's balls. Why do you have to? [/INST] I just don't have a physical copy of it, so I don't have a choice! </s> |
<s> What is the thing you are most excited for in 2017? [INST] My 20th anniversary; our BIG trip to Great Britain; Our 17th Vegas trip. [/INST] I've always wanted to go to England. </s> |
<s> Do I wanna know, and R U mine? [INST] Fuckin' tunes like, but try D for dangerous, teddy picker and fake tales of SanFrancisco. [/INST] Sure thing! </s> |
<s> Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments. [INST] What if it's a negative response, you piece of shit? [/INST] +1
</s> |
<s> "My sources say no" [INST] Well this is conflicting information. [/INST] it's saying don't be discouraged fam </s> |
<s> uh
well
*hello* [INST] *hello*
uh
well
do you um
want to continue
in PM's? [/INST] and then they lived happily ever after? </s> |
<s> What does that mean [INST] Sublime, like it evokes a state of awe. [/INST] Niceee </s> |
<s> Ohio, USA. I'm at work right now waiting for my shift to be over. [INST] Where do you work? And what do you do if i may ask? [/INST] Work at a hospital doing registration </s> |
<s> My whole life, I thought Tucson, AZ was actually Tuscon, AZ. [INST] Holy crap... i didnt know that until i read this comment. I always said "tusken" too LOL [/INST] Turns out it's "too-sahn" AZ </s> |
<s> do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!! [INST] NOOOO!!! 😵 [/INST] why? </s> |
<s> Oh well. No linkie for me :I
/r/linkthree [INST] :| [/INST] I MADE THAT SUBREDDIT :DDDD
LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO :I </s> |
<s> What's your most embarrassing secret? [INST] Hmm... Third nipple maybe? I thought it was just a birthmark until middle school. [/INST] Wear it with pride 3-nip bro! </s> |
<s> Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments. [INST] I do as well unless it's a non-contributing reply such as an insult or a really awful joke... [/INST] Yep, these are the only exceptions. </s> |
<s> I had an amazing day yesterday :) [INST] That's awesome glad you are happy😀😊☺ [/INST] Thank you! I hope ou have a wonderful day! 😄😊 </s> |
<s> "Yes definitely" [INST] Damn, I knew it. Wait... Should I be trusting you? [/INST] "It is decidedly so" </s> |
<s> Hey, I live in Chicago. [INST] Hey, I don't live in Chicago! [/INST] You're missing out </s> |
<s> Full time student, part time detailer!
[INST] Nice, what are you studying? [/INST] Pre-Engineering Major! </s> |
<s> I'm having a minor argument, and my question got deleted from ask reddit. [INST] Whenever the sick starts to smell. Which is usually every couple of days. [/INST] I told you that was weird. Also, now I know your reddit account. </s> |
<s> Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains? [INST] CAKE! [/INST] AND ICE CREAM!!!! </s> |
<s> 12 days sice my last smoke [INST] Those guilt dreams will help to reinforce your resolve to not smoke. All the best👍🏾 [/INST] I have guilt dreams also. I thought I was the only one. Thanks for that. </s> |
<s> Tell me something about yourself that you're proud of [INST] I'm still alive but that goes for anyone. Death is around the corner.
[/INST] Why? I hope you're alright. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth! [/INST] What is a phobia you have? </s> |
<s> Banned from a subreddit for the first time :( [INST] I got banned from circlejerk for 3 months for derailing a thread. [/INST] That's the most circle jerk thing I've ever heard.
Wow. </s> |
<s> It looks dark.
Cuz its 15 minutes till midnight.
👉👉 [INST] Haha nice. For me it's 7:46 am. [/INST] Sorry lol i couldn't resist.
Got plans yourself? </s> |
<s> Yeah, I kinda wish I was dead. [INST] You okay? [/INST] Nope. </s> |
<s> Junior [INST] Scrabble [/INST] Letters </s> |
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