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<s> Word Association Game [INST] Marsh [/INST] Stan </s> |
<s> It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis [INST] A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. [/INST] Hannibal Buress on having sex on weed:
>Yo, why she lettin' me do this to her </s> |
<s> Buenos dias todos. Como va? [INST] Estoy bien. Mirando Netflix. [/INST] Pff, todos saben que los Latinos de verdad piratean todo
/s </s> |
<s> Favorite Non-Word? [INST] Yee for yes is my most used [/INST] Yarp. </s> |
<s> The most adorable thing happened to me yesterday. [INST] Yeah. I get hit on at ikea all the time, usually they buy me a plate of meatballs before though [/INST] Can't resist that romantic Ikea atmosphere. </s> |
<s> Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch? [INST] Te veel Duits in deze draad. Hier wat Nederlands om het wat pittiger te maken. [/INST] Ik ben een berlijner </s> |
<s> I was born March 23 1974 and I also have no one to celebrate it with. Happy birthday to us! [INST] Haha. happy birthday :P [/INST] Thanks. You too. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] TRUTH [/INST] What's the most childish thing you still do as an adult? </s> |
<s> Saturday night nothingness. [INST] Best cheese/meat sandwich combo? [/INST] Ham and cheeze wiz, grilled, don't judge. </s> |
<s> do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!! [INST] Sounds like a Chelsea handler rap. [/INST] Lol </s> |
<s> I play a mean kazoo, sign me up! [INST] Kazoo kid? Is that you? [/INST] I could only wish. Consider me more... a disciple of the one true Kazoo Kid. </s> |
<s> Who is your favorite superhero? [INST] Captain America! [/INST] Gotta get that Super Soldier Serum. </s> |
<s> Just put three banana ice cream bars and some peanut butter in a blender because I got stood up a bunch last weekend, and I ain't even' tryin' this weekend. [INST] Hell yeah, you eat that...or drink that banana peanut blended ice cream! [/INST] Daaamn right! </s> |
<s> Frank-n-further ^XD [INST] Dark [/INST] Night </s> |
<s> What are you looking forward to? [INST] Not being pregnant any more. [/INST] Haha I can imagine that is pretty hard going. How far along are you? </s> |
<s> What do you do that defies your stereotype? [INST] Im Arab and I don't want to bomb anyone or anything [/INST] Akhiiiiii </s> |
<s> Truth [INST] Is it true that you're addicted to Reddit? [/INST] Yes, very true. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth! [/INST] What's the story behind your username? </s> |
<s> Oh I love that shade of blue too, I live the ocean and swimming too [INST] I love the ocean when its about to storm as well - my favorite time to be there! [/INST] Yeeey! Me too! I live reeeeally near the coast and it's awesome when there's a storm </s> |
<s> At least five I think [INST] You mean... *almost seven inches*? [/INST] At least </s> |
<s> but does it become wetter? [INST] If you put a solid on top of another solid does it become more solid? [/INST] Yes </s> |
<s> Couldn't find all the ones I wanted, but u was trying to get Moana [INST] ah crap I should've known! XD [/INST] Lol could've been easier but I didn't see all that many tropical emojis </s> |
<s> Coliseum [INST] Gladiator. [/INST] Dead </s> |
<s> After 15 years of wanting it done, I just made an appointment to have my hair dyed purple next week!! [INST] A woman that goes to the same hair salon as I do is in her 70's and had her hair dyed purple! [/INST] Give her a high five for me next time you see her! ;) </s> |
<s> Truth [INST] Go eat something [/INST] Done, your turn. </s> |
<s> Not tho [INST] Romeo ? [/INST] Where art tho, Romeo? </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Yay, fun!
I pick truth. [/INST] Do you wipe sitting down or standing? </s> |
<s> Thanks [INST] The deck is stacked against you and we're rooting for you. Stay healthy [/INST] Well I'm trying </s> |
<s> Aren't you technically still underage for most things though? [INST] Yeah, that's why I said *redditor*. [/INST] I was being facetious. :) </s> |
<s> I like Buffy. She rocks. [INST] Tara is also wonderful, as is Joyce. Buffy has a lot of excellent women! [/INST] It sure does!! It's great! </s> |
<s> Panther [INST] Slick [/INST] Shiny </s> |
<s> I hate socks [INST] The question is not if you use socks with shoes, but do you use socks with sandals? [/INST] Great question. Never.
You? </s> |
<s> To everyone investigating, /s is for sarcasm :P [INST] Sooo the time stamp was sarcastic too? [/INST] Yes :P, it was 1130 where I was </s> |
<s> I tried it, but they ended up not replying after a while...
It is what it is, I suppose. [INST] why is it do hard :( [/INST] Wanna know what else is so hard right now? </s> |
<s> favorite movies ? [INST] Titanic and Taken [/INST] Nice choice :) I love Taken too. </s> |
<s> whats the story behind your username? [INST] Acid - makes your pupils huge [/INST] well u aint wrong </s> |
<s> Cool. Just curious, was it your SO? Makes sense for NYE [INST] Nope, it was all family members. [/INST] Even better </s> |
<s> nah [INST] Yes he is. Get over it. We accepted Obama. [/INST] Literally not my president. I'm Swedish. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth please [/INST] What's the last thing you destroyed? </s> |
<s> pffft ahahaha he'd be an excellent cook if he needs to flambe something [INST] You may not be a superhero, but you'd be a damn fine cook. [/INST] I'd also woo cute chicks with an improvised pyrotechnic display. </s> |
<s> Every Friday at 11 AM in my area. [INST] First Tuesday of the month, ~10 or 11 am [/INST] Midwest, I take it? The tornado warning test? </s> |
<s> First Tuesday of the month, ~10 or 11 am [INST] Midwest, I take it? The tornado warning test? [/INST] Yep, and I think so, yeah. </s> |
<s> Post your favorite song and I will try to suggest another song you might enjoy [INST] Favorite song is hard, but let's say:
Blood Like Cream - Red Fang. [/INST] oh wow I was listening to this exact song when I read your comment O__O </s> |
<s> Hungry [INST] Thirsty [/INST] Cactus </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth [/INST] If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be? </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth? [/INST] What is your favorite type of pepperoni pizza? </s> |
<s> I'll try. dare. [INST] Post a picture of a catapult on r/trebuchetmemes saying it's the best siege weapon of all [/INST] You monster! </s> |
<s> Does anyone think that a casual conversation podcast where anyone can call in would be interesting? [INST] I think that sounds very fun.
Pencil me in for that. We can use Skype or Discord.
[/INST] Discord for sure. </s> |
<s> 333: [INST] Oh well. No linkie for me :I
/r/linkthree [/INST] :| </s> |
<s> We should start our own subreddit, call it "wesleepfor8hrs" [INST] r/wesleepfor8hrs [/INST] 9 hours master race checking in </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] I pick truth and don't hold back [/INST] What's one thing you hate about your home state that instantly irritates you? </s> |
<s> :3 [INST] And together, we shall rule the world! [/INST] yus. :3 </s> |
<s> How many languages can we talk to each in other in here? [INST] Org Malaysia atau Indo ada? [/INST] ade2 </s> |
<s> Let's talk about noodles. [INST] OKI [/INST] What's your favorite noodle :3 </s> |
<s> I had an amazing day yesterday :) [INST] You should watch the movie Sing Street! [/INST] Is it similar to this story? :D </s> |
<s> why the hell does he like me? [INST] Maybe he's a serial killer and you're his 'type' [/INST] I have red hair. He might be into exterminating the gingers. </s> |
<s> Startle [INST] Behind [/INST] you </s> |
<s> Vent Megathread - Scream, yell or rant about anything that is on your mind. [INST] I dont like pop tarts [/INST] What about danishes? </s> |
<s> ROTINI [INST] I'MA GO BUY A BIG BOX FOR SHIVA [/INST] YAY!! </s> |
<s> 200,000 Karma :/ [INST] I think it's time you redistributed your karma for the good of the 99%.
[/INST] i wish I could do that </s> |
<s> I'm bored, browsing Reddit from a hospital room, with my patient [INST] Are you still awake redditor? [/INST] Yep. When I'm with family in the hospital, I never sleep. </s> |
<s> Is it a good idea to become a nomad? [INST] "Don't count on it" [/INST] How bout me should I become a nomad ? </s> |
<s> Saturday night nothingness. [INST] We're all part of the nothingness regardless, if I'm understanding you correctly. [/INST] Yeah I guess that's what I meant, I don't know. Too deep. </s> |
<s> Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!! [INST] Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir. [/INST] Same, Ireland here! </s> |
<s> Nice, what are you studying? [INST] Pre-Engineering Major! [/INST] Oh man, that sounds tough :(
I'm in physics and computer science </s> |
<s> "Don't think about it, Jake. It's the place where Chinese people live." [INST] Chinatown, Jack nicholson, good choice [/INST] Correct! Except that it wasn't Jack who said it. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Dare [/INST] If you live in a city with it, go to a DayBreaker dance party. </s> |
<s> The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating [INST] I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant. [/INST] Sounds cucky </s> |
<s> If there's still any activity, lemme get a dare. ay [INST] Post a pic of the view from your front door. [/INST] I'll take one in the morning so you can actually see haha because it's midnight here </s> |
<s> It's the loaf part that's the problem. That and the onions. [INST] Do you have something against onions? [/INST] They killed my parents and raped my sister. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Is this thing still going? Anyone want to truth me? [/INST] Which President would you hook up with if you had to? </s> |
<s> What kind of phone(s) do you guys have? [INST] LG Optimus V. I know, it's old. [/INST] If it does it's job, it's good enough! </s> |
<s> Are we still playing? If so, I'll pick truth [INST] What is your favorite cartoon duck? [/INST] I'd have to go with Scrooge McDuck </s> |
<s> This is my style. [INST] Same. Any recent favorites? [/INST] L'amour parfait -- Baadman Remix on repeat </s> |
<s> I'm feeling courageous. Dare. [INST] Post a screenshot of your internet history [/INST] Um.... All of it? </s> |
<s> Must have have? Mustn't have? [INST] He probably didn't sleep, is what I meant. [/INST] Mustn't have, which is what I was sure you meant, but I do like me some clarification! Thanks! </s> |
<s> The Goonies must have been right up your alley! [INST] Never seen it actually! :/ [/INST] It's cute. 5/7 would recommend </s> |
<s> Hey today is my birthday too!! I'm turning 28! Happy birthday friend! [INST] No way!! We are the same age and have the same birthday! Twin?! [/INST] Twinsies! </s> |
<s> :| [INST] I MADE THAT SUBREDDIT :DDDD
LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO :I [/INST] YAY! </s> |
<s> What's the craziest thing you've ever done? [INST] Had sex at a bus stop park and ride in the middle of the day. [/INST] I see where your flair comes from xD </s> |
<s> Are you still awake redditor? [INST] Yep. When I'm with family in the hospital, I never sleep. [/INST] What are you there for </s> |
<s> That'll come in handy when you're 30 if you go to college. [INST] Damn.
30 going to college? Kinda old don't you think? [/INST] No </s> |
<s> uh
well
*hello* [INST] *hello*
uh
well
do you um
want to continue
in PM's? [/INST] Tell us how it went! Good? Bad? Eh? </s> |
<s> Ask this magic 8 ball [INST] Will I get accepted by my top choice college? [/INST] "Without a doubt" </s> |
<s> I mean
*trips over self*
I wouldn't uh
mind it
..
yes. I want a boyfriend [INST] I uh
I also
....
I want a girlfriend [/INST] We did it reddit??!! </s> |
<s> Congrats! What kind of scientist do you want to be? [INST] Hopefully a physicist if all goes well [/INST] Fantastic. Do you know what sort of systems you'd like to study or work on yet? </s> |
<s> Squeak [INST] Clean [/INST] Bleach </s> |
<s> If I was a spice, I'd be flour. [INST] Hahahaha that is so fucking funny. You are obviously very clever [/INST] No I'm not lol, this is from Bob's Burgers. </s> |
<s> Solo puedes mantenerte fuerte, mano. I hope everything works out for you and your country. [INST] My 1 year of Spanish let me understand that. And 2 seasons of Narcos. Baby steps. [/INST] ¡Sigue practicando! </s> |
<s> What was the last non-fiction book you read and really enjoyed? [INST] A book about myths and legends native to the UK. It was cool. [/INST] What was the name of the book? </s> |
<s> ..and while you're there, ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for" [INST] "Worth dyin' for, worth killin' for, worth goin' to hell for." Love that movie! [/INST] yyes excellent </s> |
<s> I just got home from work and I was like let me do math homework and ended up on here. [INST] Same thing happens to me way too much [/INST] It sucks so much. I cry everytime I think about it LOL. My brain is dead today. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] I'll kick it off: I pick dare [/INST] I dare you to use Hanzo in a competitive Overwatch match </s> |
<s> Perhaps the answer lies within yourself? [INST] Hmm, maybe I could take a look at wikipedia [/INST] Why do you say that hmm, maybe you could take a look at wikipedia? </s> |
<s> Filipino, anyone?
Mga kababayan nasaan na kayo huhubels [INST] Bisaya po :) [/INST] Hiligaynon? :) </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth! [/INST] When's the last time you are a whole bag of chips in one sitting? </s> |
<s> Teach me more about girls, people [INST] Basically, talk to them as if youre talking to a guy. [/INST] AYYYYYY WHAT UP CUNT, ya still drinking that pish?? We're off in 5 CHUG CHUG CHUG </s> |
<s> Not really, but try to make me believe! [INST] I haven't got a set of tarot cards to do this or I so would hahaha. [/INST] Hmm. So why do you want to learn tarot cards? Persona fan? </s> |
<s> Just put three banana ice cream bars and some peanut butter in a blender because I got stood up a bunch last weekend, and I ain't even' tryin' this weekend. [INST] Twenty dudes in one month? Guuurl, you can really move. Got any good stories? [/INST] Of me getting shot down?
....we could be here for days </s> |
<s> POWER.
nah, kia souls are tiny little things [INST] But... Soul power... Its a joke [/INST] ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's the worst </s> |
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