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<s> The first place i would go is the Lego store to buy the disney castle. [INST] Either that or the USC Millennium Falcon. [/INST] So, you'd go to the Lego store, then maybe get a pretzel and be out of money. </s> |
<s> Deviled eggs [INST] The Devil Wears Prada [/INST] Runway </s> |
<s> Seductively eat the nearest food item [INST] If a tub of assorted nuts could possess feelings, I just made a cashew very happy. [/INST] Are you telling me that you just seductively ate some... NUTS? </s> |
<s> So how are you going to spend the Valentines Day? [INST] I'll probably play rocket league and try to not think about my friend [/INST] Whats there about your friend that you want to avoid thinking about? </s> |
<s> Heart [INST] Broken [/INST] Faulty </s> |
<s> Ugg change it! [INST] Conflict [/INST] Resolution </s> |
<s> It is to me, no need to be a dick. [INST] I'm telling you it's not a big deal. You're young so you don't understand. [/INST] Aren't you just a ray of sunshine? </s> |
<s> Nope. [INST] Damn. :(
Congratulations none the less.
[/INST] Thank you! </s> |
<s> I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to? [INST] I should be asleep, but I'm here listening to music. [/INST] Why can't you sleep? </s> |
<s> Woohoo! [INST] Roller Coaster [/INST] Tycoon </s> |
<s> It's in the mail. [INST] But. But how did you get my address? [/INST] It'll most likely arrive when you are trying to fall asleep. </s> |
<s> FUCK NO. [INST] Great enthusiasm!! [/INST] :) :) </s> |
<s> - Morgan Freeman [INST] -Stormtrooper [/INST] "You miss 100% of the shots you take" -Stormtrooper </s> |
<s> Am I correct to interpret this as you feel your teenage years are irrelevant to you? [INST] Yep I am a completely different person now from how I was then :P [/INST] Do you think your teenage life played any role in making you the person you are now? </s> |
<s> Funky bass [INST] Will you take me to funkytown? [/INST] Makes me think of shrek but ok </s> |
<s> Today i went out of my way to get a chocolate donut and you know what it was worth it [INST] TREAT YO SELF! [/INST] milk is my saviour </s> |
<s> What is one thing you find interesting that not many people know about? [INST] Q-Tips were originally called Baby Gays.
Truth or Dare? [/INST] Truth! </s> |
<s> Perhaps, but I don't think I'm intelligent enough. Are you intelligent? [INST] Perhaps the answer lies within yourself? [/INST] Perhaps the answer lies within yourself? </s> |
<s> Ur happy your girlfriend is cheating on you with your son? 😜 [INST] He's 12. [/INST] The title, I'm being sarcastic duh.. </s> |
<s> What are you looking forward to? [INST] Got new spray paint ordered yesterday! [/INST] What are you going to create with it? </s> |
<s> What are the limitations of the wish? [INST] The usual. Like no wishing for more wishes or creating paradoxes of any kind. [/INST] I wish for a new genie that will give me unlimited wishes. </s> |
<s> Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites [INST] No, I havent [/INST] Parks and Rec is a really good show, but the first season is a little rough. </s> |
<s> Tell us about an embarrassing thing you did that one time. [INST] Told a girl right to her face that I'd "Fuck her" my friends still remind me about it.... [/INST] Well, did you fuck her? </s> |
<s> I think we are all very happy OP wasn't raped in front of more than 50 people [INST] i mean 49 people thats reasonable but 50?! [/INST] Yeah 49 is like ok, but 50?! Jesus! Ew </s> |
<s> *hello*
uh
well
do you um
want to continue
in PM's? [INST] Did someone say...
Third wheeeeeeeeeel? [/INST] ......... ^^^and ^^^that ^^^means ^^^what ^^^exactly? </s> |
<s> How 'bout this blizzard, huh? [INST] I'm in Massachusetts, and fuck this snow. Get to spend my day off shoveling, god damn lame. [/INST] Make a snowman and then beat the shit out of it. Catharsis, baby. </s> |
<s> Another one of those "Bored" posts [INST] I'm procrastinating. How do you do? [/INST] Same. I'm on YouTube when I should be doing homework. </s> |
<s> Good morning reddit! What did you have for breakfast today? [INST] That oatmeal sounds delicious! It's nighttime here, but this morning I had a blueberry bagel. [/INST] Damn, now I want a bagel.. What did you have in your bagel, or did you just go plain? </s> |
<s> I dare you to breath! [INST] Shit I have asthma [/INST] you had one job... </s> |
<s> yes I bought it online [INST] Smh. [/INST] bump </s> |
<s> The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating [INST] I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant. [/INST] I got what ya meant, OP ;) Exactly how hot is that girlfriend? </s> |
<s> Seen any movies you liked recently? [INST] Really liked Arrival!
[/INST] Great movie! My favorite of last year. </s> |
<s> A leftover slice of pizza! [INST] Pizza is the best! So long as it isn't that shitty Hawaiian shit! [/INST] YES. my boyfriend got pineapples on his and I'm lowkey disgusted by him 😂 </s> |
<s> The most adorable thing happened to me yesterday. [INST] A lady on the street once called me handsome but I think it's because she wanted money [/INST] No it's because you're handsome! </s> |
<s> Really? [INST] "Outlook not so good" [/INST] Ah whale. Thanks, /u/Vertibim </s> |
<s> Thanks [INST] if you need someone to talk to, i can be someone [/INST] thanks </s> |
<s> What's the plan for tomorrows metting? [INST] Perhaps the answer lies within yourself? [/INST] ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖಠ) </s> |
<s> Would you suck your dad's dick for a million bucks? [INST] Nope. Anotha one.. [/INST] Was there a "one who got away"? </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] I'll choose a truth! [/INST] What is your favorite Disney movie? </s> |
<s> What is the saddest story you could write using only four words? [INST] The cake doesn't exist. [/INST] Everything is a lie. </s> |
<s> wednesdayyy [INST] 1. Bad day
2. Drink water
3. Nope
4. Idk. I don't drink coffee
5. no [/INST] cuz ya had a bad dayy </s> |
<s> Lmao hi!!! Yay pulled pork :D I actually haven't ate yet except for the corn in a cup. [INST] Me neither! Cuz I was too lazy to cook [/INST] I haven't ate because we came to my godfather's house aaaaand we just haven't ate lol </s> |
<s> He screamed! They saw. [INST] "He was already dead." [/INST] They screamed, "He's gone!" </s> |
<s> I would but my dad is on the couch and my mom and brother are both awake. [INST] Sometime this week, wake up up early and make your parents breakfast in bed [/INST] I can sorta do the breakfast part, but the bed part probably won't happen. </s> |
<s> How are you doing today? [INST] I'm doing great. I just finished work and I'm still rarin' to chat. Wbu? XD [/INST] I'm good thank you soooo much for asking </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Hit me with a dare yo [/INST] I dare you to breath! </s> |
<s> lol casually removed. [INST] Lol [/INST] Lol </s> |
<s> I can't imagine this... maybe I have a hero complex though. [INST] you would...
j/k I don't know you, I don't know your life. [/INST] xD </s> |
<s> Marsh [INST] Stan [/INST] Kyle </s> |
<s> Word Association Game [INST] Squeak [/INST] Clean </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth! [/INST] What do you like about Donald Trump ? </s> |
<s> Hello friend, how are you? [INST] Same as you friend, where are you from? [/INST] From the US, Utah more specifically but I dont really enjoy it here. How about yourself? </s> |
<s> I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant. [INST] Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake [/INST] Dude, this is reddit...
Ftfy </s> |
<s> Have you tried setting it to wumbo? [INST] I'll try anything once, twice if I like it [/INST] Oh boy now I'm curious. What are some crazy things you've tried? </s> |
<s> Why are you single this Valentines Day? [INST] I'm shy around girls [/INST] IMHO shyness is a result of lack of confidence. Fix your confidence --> fix your shyness. </s> |
<s> Truth [INST] Would you rather wear speedos or socks and sandals on the beach? [/INST] Socks and Sandals
</s> |
<s> Chicken boobs. Why? That's not funny. They're chicken breasts, and you're 23 not 14. [INST] What about chicken titties? [/INST] WORSE </s> |
<s> That is so awesome! How quickly did you find a new place and new job? [INST] I quit Monday morning and had it all figured out by Wednesday evening. [/INST] I should put this quote on a mug of something. </s> |
<s> That feeling when you don't see your own country in the comments :( [INST] Which country is that? Because I'll say it [/INST] Kinda late, but Mexico </s> |
<s> War [INST] Trauma [/INST] Help </s> |
<s> Ooh ooh if anyone is still around here I'll take a truth! [INST] What keeps you up at night when you can't sleep? [/INST] [removed] </s> |
<s> Night [INST] Holocaust [/INST] War </s> |
<s> 22 year old college student bored in her three hour class [INST] I would love to be in college [/INST] how old are you? </s> |
<s> Communism rule here, so life is not that good too, under dictatorship since 1975 now. [INST] Where is that? [/INST] Vietnam. </s> |
<s> I showed up to a costume party dressed as a banana. Turns out it wasn't actually a costume party. [INST] The larger the party the more appropriate a banana costume regardless of party theme. [/INST] There were about 15 people total...It was a good conversation starter, though. </s> |
<s> What's up? How's your life going? [INST] Life's going alright. Recovering from another surgery I had. How's your life going? [/INST] It's going alright, how'd your surgery go? </s> |
<s> Seriously? Nobody is gonna bring up Halo 2 and a bunch of xbox controllers? [INST] Well here you are... [/INST] #BEHOLD IT IS I! </s> |
<s> Why would someone let you win? [INST] Chess players aren't known for their skills in dealing with females [/INST] Can confirm. Good at chess. Not so good at people. </s> |
<s> You've got this. [INST] Updated [/INST] My man. </s> |
<s> Feel the same about you 90's babies. [INST] I just turned 27 yesterday. Where he the time gone? [/INST] Happy Birthday!
Your 30's fucking ROCK. You're almost there! </s> |
<s> Word Association Game [INST] Plum
[/INST] Tart </s> |
<s> Yeah but you're 13, so. Duh. Literally like, nobody at your age has. [INST] You would be suprised by what the 13 year olds have done in this generation... [/INST] That's a good point, lolibootyeater. Thank you. </s> |
<s> It's -4°C (25°F) here in Vancouver today. It's nice and sunny though, so I love it! [INST] Oh wow! We had that weather last week & everyone hated it haha [/INST] It rains A LOT here, so as long as it's not raining I'm happy! </s> |
<s> Just listening to good music, eating, and watching movies on Netflix =) [INST] What's good on Netflix? [/INST] Lost,Sense8,Friends,Teen Wolf, etc.. </s> |
<s> Word up homie [INST] It's snowing where I am and this makes me very happy. [/INST] Lucky!! Send some my way plz </s> |
<s> Do you like the snow? I absolutely love it [INST] I have never seen snow, and I'd love to see sometimes, I'm sure I'll love it [/INST] Where the heck you from? </s> |
<s> you [INST] Me [/INST] Self </s> |
<s> North Carolina just won, had a clutch defensive play...it never too late haha [INST] You'll have to forgive me I'm lost. [/INST] No worries at all </s> |
<s> You must be Canadian.
[INST] Actually Kiwi! Field hockey, not ice hockey haha [/INST] Loll field hockey is pretty difficult.
</s> |
<s> Let's play a game? [INST] 🎈🏠 [/INST] Up!
Doug is my favorite! </s> |
<s> This will be my first CL match I've seen in a while. [INST] Why haven't you seen one in a while?
Are you gonna watch PSG - Barca or Benfica - Dortmund? [/INST] They stopped showing it free on ITV and I hate streams. So the PSG-Barca on BT. </s> |
<s> I just woke up and I'm feeling social! Who wants to chat? [INST] Hello how are you doing? [/INST] I'm great! How are you? </s> |
<s> France [INST] Eiffel Tower [/INST] Tourists </s> |
<s> Cactus [INST] Juice [/INST] Carrot </s> |
<s> Ask this magic 8 ball [INST] Was buying an 8-ball worth it? [/INST] "My reply is no" </s> |
<s> I'm really glad for you mate, I'm still waiting for mine. [INST] > waiting
I'm not sure that's how you get one. [/INST] You mean it's not like fishing? :P </s> |
<s> You get two!
Why did you choose your Reddit username?
How many people know it IRL? [INST] I'm pretty sure his username is a Russian fighter jet haha [/INST] I know, thanks :) Just curious as to what their relationship with them is! </s> |
<s> As of late, I've been digging "Your Graduation" by Modern Baseball. [INST] I came here to say "Apartment" by them as well [/INST] "You're Gonna Miss It All" was just an all around good album. </s> |
<s> Truth! [INST] Tenacious Pee? I have to ask...story behind it? [/INST] I like Tenacious D so I thought Pee would be funny. Nothing more or less im afraid. </s> |
<s> I also would like to know this. [INST] 2-3 days, unless it gets smelly sooner.
[/INST] It will get smelly sooner all right... </s> |
<s> WELP [INST] what [/INST] um okay that's one way to answer questions..
something wrong? </s> |
<s> I don't notice the smell difference but I think I use old spice. [INST] I fucking *love* Old Spice. [/INST] I seem to have chosen wisely </s> |
<s> Fit or Muscular for cuddles [INST] Never cuddled. [/INST] Then go cuddle </s> |
<s> "Yes definitely" [INST] I hope so! We've been trying for a few months and I'm starting to get discouraged. [/INST] "My sources say no" </s> |
<s> We arent even close to that step yet, we don't even know if we are going to go :/ [INST] New England is nice. I've heard of very little racism towards middle easterners. [/INST] lol </s> |
<s> It's inappropriate 😕 [INST] who cares 😒 [/INST] Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪 </s> |
<s> I have never seen snow, and I'd love to see sometimes, I'm sure I'll love it [INST] Aww man that sucks! Where do you live, if I can ask? [/INST] Uruguay, so no snow here :/ </s> |
<s> Huh? [INST] Heh. [/INST] GOOD point </s> |
<s> I'll go either, you tell me Truth or Dare and I'll do it. [INST] Post a picture of your pet! preferably a dog. [/INST] I don't have a pet, what can I substitute with? </s> |
<s> I'm sorry to hear that. Want some pineapples? [INST] Depends, is it on pizza? [/INST] Of course it is silly goose </s> |
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