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<s> My girlfriend is on a date with my oldest son and I couldn't be happier!!! [INST] whoah i thought you got cucked by your son.......... [/INST] Apparently I had major title fail </s> |
<s> I'm going to my friend's house to play Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild!! I'm very excited. [INST] Awesome! Is that on the new Nintendo console? [/INST] Sadly, no. I'm gonna play it on a WiiU. </s> |
<s> Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote. [INST] "What?" [/INST] It's Scranton! </s> |
<s> Ya India It is considered cool for us. [INST] I live in a warm place but suddenly feel lucky. I think I'd melt if I lived in your world! [/INST] haha yes ypu may feel irritated but you can survive by being in air conditioned room. </s> |
<s> Where you off to? [INST] To my grandmother's house! It's here in the middle of nowhere.. so not very good cell service [/INST] Sounds like hell I man everyone knows you cannot live with out he internet these days </s> |
<s> You wrote in all capitals, and have no exclamation marks! Prepare your anus! [INST] You forgot to double-space between each sentence! Where is your sense of morality? [/INST] That's a formating preference, not a grammar rule. </s> |
<s> Do you ever have conversations with people in your head? [INST] Yes, especially if its a person I like. [/INST] Like in general or like as in have a crush on? </s> |
<s> TREAT YO SELF! [INST] milk is my saviour [/INST] Calcium and strong bones will come your way </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] I hear you're supposed to say a few truths before going for the dare. So truth. [/INST] What's your most embarrassing secret? </s> |
<s> Ask this magic 8 ball [INST] Should I be upset? [/INST] "Most likely" </s> |
<s> *resists urge to ask what you do* [INST] Thankyou. [/INST] *still resisting urge...must resist* </s> |
<s> uh
well
*hello* [INST] *hello*
uh
well
do you um
want to continue
in PM's? [/INST] Is this when they sex each other </s> |
<s> Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments. [INST] Let's test this! [/INST] Test succesfully completed! </s> |
<s> How many languages can we talk to each in other in here? [INST] Latin, anyone? [/INST] Salve </s> |
<s> Just got some. Thanks for the idea! [INST] Cool! What kind did you get? [/INST] Spicy white tuna roll. </s> |
<s> How do I get updated on this without putting in any effort myself? [INST] I will personally reply to this comment and tell you how it goes tonight.
[/INST] I love you </s> |
<s> Am I on an NSA watchlist? [INST] "Yes" [/INST] It is because I like pineapple on pizza? </s> |
<s> What grade/subject? [INST] Third. I love it. [/INST] Aww, that's pretty cute. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Dare me brah [/INST] I dare you to paint your nails and post a photo to /r/lacqueristas. </s> |
<s> Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with [INST] >2004
Fuck I feel kinda old now
Happy Birthday! [/INST] He was born when Halo 2 came out. </s> |
<s> I loved no game no life! Which is your favorite character? [INST] Shiro! Yours? [/INST] Definitely shiro. What other Anime do you enjoy? I really like the romantic comedy ones </s> |
<s> Waiting in the airport for a flight that's delayed 😑
[INST] Where you off to? [/INST] To my grandmother's house! It's here in the middle of nowhere.. so not very good cell service </s> |
<s> Or fapped [INST] At least that would be a choice. [/INST] Well the grammar would suggest that it was OP doing the raping in front of the crowd... </s> |
<s> Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote. [INST] Hey, Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? [/INST] Bend over and I'll show you. </s> |
<s> Would you rather play bowling with a 10 year old or a 90 year old? [INST] I feel like a 90 year old would be way more interesting. [/INST] Nah. Ive seen my grandparents having sex by accident. Thats why I cant eat raisins anymore. </s> |
<s> ...what did you do lol [INST] got caught with my vape... [/INST] You're in high school with a vape? </s> |
<s> Does it really charge all the way in 15 min? [INST] Pretty fast. I've never timed it, but it's under half an hour. [/INST] cool. I've been thinking of getting one, my phone is at least four years old. </s> |
<s> *Yes, it is. How are you feeling today?* [INST] Please consider whether you can answer your own question. [/INST] *I'm doing fine.* </s> |
<s> Хэллоу, камрад [INST] Товарищ is used, not comrade. [/INST] Шшщщ, я знаю </s> |
<s> They turned to war. [INST] Or she just left [/INST] You're right, too dark. </s> |
<s> How many languages can we talk to each in other in here? [INST] Buenos dias todos. Como va? [/INST] Que pachuca con toluca? </s> |
<s> How was your day? [INST] Mine was okay. Im doing some math hw on the computer tho. We can still talk. [/INST] I just got home from work and I was like let me do math homework and ended up on here. </s> |
<s> Where you off to? [INST] To my grandmother's house! It's here in the middle of nowhere.. so not very good cell service [/INST] Sounds like hell </s> |
<s> This sub doesn't feel casual anymore. [INST] Everytime I post a topic to converse about, it is removed. Nothing casual about that. [/INST] lol casually removed. </s> |
<s> What are you watching right now? [INST] The Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series on YouTube. [/INST] Abridged?!? Noooooo </s> |
<s> How are you on reddit in ISS ? [INST] they gave a chromebook to do homework on [/INST] Then do your homework </s> |
<s> Depends, is it on pizza? [INST] Of course it is silly goose [/INST] Sadist. </s> |
<s> Let's play a game of TWO TRUTHS and ONE LIE. [INST] 1. I've been to Disney World 6 times.
2. I have a world record.
3. I'm bi. [/INST] I'll say 1 is the lie. </s> |
<s> Ah, gotcha. I don't have an gold weapons, but they sure are pretty! [INST] Damn straight. I'm still undecided on which one to get... it's mei or genji. [/INST] Go Mei, she's under appreciated. </s> |
<s> Ask me any question and I'll answer it as genuinely as possible, and then we swap positions. [INST] What is the worst thing you've done to someone, friend or otherwise [/INST] I didn't discouraged my best friend to do heavy drugs. I was there when he did. </s> |
<s> "Signs point to yes" [INST] Was your 8 ball lying about my first question? [/INST] I dunno. It's an toy. </s> |
<s> "Fondling." [INST] What do you say instead? [/INST] "Assault." </s> |
<s> Thanks :D [INST] Do you have school today or just chilling out? [/INST] Nah I dont, i don't go to school on my bday. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth [/INST] How long is your penis/how wide is your butthole? </s> |
<s> Is this a joke? Are you being serious? [INST] Of course I am! [/INST] OMG. Yes! Let's be friends! </s> |
<s> I got accepted into University [INST] What are you going to be studying? What kind of science? [/INST] Going to be studying Natural Sciences, specialising in physics </s> |
<s> What makes you immediately interested in a person? [INST] A good sense in humor! [/INST] Also, **same** sense of humor! </s> |
<s> Save world. Go on a date. [INST] In that order? LOL. Love it! [/INST] it will have to be a world saving event for me to get a girl to date me lol </s> |
<s> seeing as I'm four hours late... HOW'D IT GO??!?!!? 🎉 [INST] Amazing. It was so much fun. Super easy to do. [/INST] Would you wedding again? </s> |
<s> Spring [INST] Summer [/INST] Beach </s> |
<s> I could probably blow it all on a comic store carrying mtg alone. [INST] What's that? Is it a comic? Sounds like a card game. "MTG Alone". Yeah, it does. [/INST] Magic the gathering </s> |
<s> Every time I use my laptop, I manually check for software updates. [INST] Did you pay for Winrar? [/INST] I'm on Linux, so... </s> |
<s> Cool beans, thanks for the list! [INST] So is the wifey preggers yet? [/INST] Preggers with a turnip! </s> |
<s> How many languages can we talk to each in other in here? [INST] I can speak Japanese. [/INST] こんにちは </s> |
<s> Hey! That's cool! (We're so bad at this 😂) [INST] Do you have Kik? [/INST] I only have Snapchat </s> |
<s> Damn. :(
Congratulations none the less.
[INST] Thank you! [/INST] Her name isn't Emmerson is it?
Because that would be hilarious. </s> |
<s> Fight an army of duck sized horses or one horse sized duck? [INST] I think I can outrun a big duck chasing me. [/INST] Could you out run it forever? </s> |
<s> Where are you right now? [INST] Waiting for my first class to start. On Reddit because I'm bored and tired. [/INST] Which class? </s> |
<s> Try peeling an orange [INST] Dr. Fraiser Crane 2.0 over here. [/INST] "This is Dr Crane, I'm listening" </s> |
<s> I personally prefer tafemales [INST] ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) [/INST] That is perfect </s> |
<s> Gloves [INST] Mittens [/INST] Kittens </s> |
<s> The wedding is Saturday and the baby is due in a month, pls RSVP [INST] "Please respond please" [/INST] Please sir, think of the baby </s> |
<s> You do know that just asking her out for a date is an option? And a far better one. [INST] But life is a romantic comedy! [/INST] True, he needs to race to the airport </s> |
<s> -IridiumWaffler [INST] - Morgan Freeman [/INST] -Stormtrooper </s> |
<s> Truth! [INST] Why did you steal your boyfriend's brain? [/INST] Because he'd let me roleplay with him!
Truth or dare? </s> |
<s> Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch? [INST] Woher kommst du? [/INST] Berlin, und du? </s> |
<s> What do you do for work? [INST] I work the front desk at a hotel. Checking people in, making reservations, etc. [/INST] Doing the same! </s> |
<s> Serious Confession - I drink room temperature lemon juice [INST] That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting.
But, I dunno, to each their own? [/INST] to be fair it sounds really gross but man do i love lemon juice </s> |
<s> We're bad at this. Haha.
Where are you from? [INST] We really are. :(
USA, California. You? [/INST] Also California. :D </s> |
<s> What's wrong with orange [INST] Personally, I wanted green [/INST] We can all have green </s> |
<s> Dared truth, pls [INST] tell us your darkest sexual fantasy. that's a daring truth if i ever saw one. [/INST] Dying during autoerotic asphyxiation </s> |
<s> So how are you going to spend the Valentines Day? [INST] Alone. Per the usual I suppose. [/INST] You're not "alone" in this. </s> |
<s> Procrastinating in Canada [INST] Where in canada? And procrastinating from what exactly? Work or Studies? [/INST] Ontario and it's studies - it's a psych project. </s> |
<s> I keep hearing about how great podcasts are? So what podcasts should I be listening to? [INST] The adventure zone! [/INST] Should I start from the beginning? </s> |
<s> I'm procrastinating. How do you do? [INST] Same. I'm on YouTube when I should be doing homework. [/INST] Oh, what homework? </s> |
<s> something no one knows about you [INST] I sit down in the shower [/INST] So bare butt on the floor while you're in the shower?? </s> |
<s> How is everyone today? [INST] I feel great! I've been conversing with an Aspergers patient on Reddit. You learn a lot. [/INST] I told you please stop following me. </s> |
<s> I was a vegetarian for 7 years and ended up giving it up for Chinese food. Haha. [INST] Was it nice when you frist had it ?? or did it taste weird [/INST] Haha. It tasted amazing!! I didn't regret it. </s> |
<s> I can't tell if that's the name of a podcast or if it's an honest offer. But thanks either way! [INST] noo im serious lets be friedns [/INST] Oh.. ok Sure! </s> |
<s> Pineapple [INST] express [/INST] Train </s> |
<s> Where do you work where 975 is two months' salary? That seems really, really low. [INST] It's an apprenticeship salary. It is very low.. [/INST] What's the apprenticeship? </s> |
<s> - SmithzZ [INST] Abraham Lincoln. Probably [/INST] LMFAO </s> |
<s> What is the scariest two sentence horror story you can make? [INST] I looked up at the stars to see them glistening back at me. Those aren't stars. [/INST] Twist: I looked up into the night to see the glistening stars. They were looking back. </s> |
<s> Bread make you fat?! [INST] You punched me in the boob! [/INST] Prepare to die, obviously. </s> |
<s> Hola! [INST] What's up dude? [/INST] My faith in humanity! Tell me about yourself :) </s> |
<s> Hahahahahaha alright [INST] Please deliver [/INST] I'll do it when I'm in a better mood and probably in the morning </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] I'll take truth [/INST] What is something you are scared of? </s> |
<s> >2004
Fuck I feel kinda old now
Happy Birthday! [INST] Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers [/INST] Feel the same about you 90's babies. </s> |
<s> Beautiful weather out! [INST] 75 and sunny.
Nothing today, but going to the beach tomorrow evening. [/INST] I've never been to the beach at night. Sounds lovely though! </s> |
<s> I'm doing well! Mine is purple if you were wondering. [INST] Do you enjoy being doing well! mine is purple if me were wondering.? [/INST] I suppose I do enjoy being well. I'm not sure you understood my question (: </s> |
<s> ooh [INST] Uh huh. [/INST] Huh uh. </s> |
<s> I mean
*trips over self*
I wouldn't uh
mind it
..
yes. I want a boyfriend [INST] I uh
I also
....
I want a girlfriend [/INST] *claps* </s> |
<s> better pay up [INST] Did you like it when your mum kissed you good night ? [/INST] Did you? </s> |
<s> If its got bacon on it 100% yay.
If not, its blasphemy. [INST] Bacon can do wonders to even the crappiest pizza! [/INST] I actually prefer bacon to pepperoni. </s> |
<s> I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to? [INST] Watching the new ghost busters with my hopefully soon to be SO [/INST] I haven't seen that one. I have way too many movies I haven't seen that I want to. </s> |
<s> Smh. [INST] I know i'm such a bad person [/INST] You should be ashamed of yourself for doing such a thing... Vaping? Truly a cardinal sin /s </s> |
<s> "My reply is no" [INST] What about on Sunday or tuesday? [/INST] "Very doubtful" </s> |
<s> Fright [INST] Startle [/INST] Behind </s> |
<s> Lie-chess [INST] A coincidence? I think not [/INST] jet fuel cant melt steel queens </s> |
<s> Is that always wrong? My cousin is married to his former employer. [INST] Was your cousin a minor when they worked for the former employer? [/INST] He was a fenus. </s> |
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