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<s> We can all have green [INST] With a bit of blue? [/INST] Not possible </s> |
<s> Scotland needs her independence because it has been made clear that our government isn't for us. [INST] The last referendum only lost by a couple points, right? ...it ain't that unpopular. [/INST] Its about 50/50, so fairly unpopular. </s> |
<s> No I'm not lol, this is from Bob's Burgers. [INST] Not sarcasm in the least. I actually laughed out loud. [/INST] I'm honestly not sure if youre laughing at me or..... </s> |
<s> What do you do that defies your stereotype? [INST] Im Scottish and don't eat haggis for every meal. [/INST] I don't think anything for every meal would be pleasing at all </s> |
<s> **Truth** [INST] If you were to die right now, what one thing would you regret not having gotten to do? [/INST] Travelling more </s> |
<s> How many languages can we talk to each in other in here? [INST] Ah yea, I now remember learning the Ku character because birds go ku ku and it looks like a beak [/INST] To reply you have to click a comment and hit reply. You responded to the post, not a comment :) </s> |
<s> Today is my 22nd birthday :) [INST] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I heard Aquarius and gemini are perfect matches. [/INST] lol I'm with a Capricorn :) we match great too! </s> |
<s> dude, awkward is my third middle name. [INST] You have a third middle name? What's the first and second? [/INST] oh no I have two middle names, isn't the phrase that....
........oh. </s> |
<s> Will I ever get to meet Fred Armisen and profess my love for him? [INST] "You may rely on it" [/INST] *breathing heavy* </s> |
<s> I'll be your friend bae. <3 [INST] Is this a joke? Are you being serious? [/INST] Of course I am! </s> |
<s> They're beautiful! [INST] Thank you so much! This is the first in what will be a very nice collection over time [/INST] They really look awesome. I'm jealous of the pattern. </s> |
<s> I agree. Fuck jayce. [INST] I get that a lot [/INST] Not as bad as Aatrox. He's the real op champ. </s> |
<s> Kazoo kid? Is that you? [INST] I could only wish. Consider me more... a disciple of the one true Kazoo Kid. [/INST] A knight of the order, perhaps? </s> |
<s> He was a virgin [INST] Was. [/INST] True but it is a story in the past tense. I am an omnipotent narrator telling his story. </s> |
<s> Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me. [INST] Hello from Chicago! If you need a Midwest friend feel free to contact me! 😃 [/INST] Nice! How's the weather up there? </s> |
<s> It sucked. [INST] I'm sorry about that man. [/INST] Thanks. I still got bronchitis. Right now, everything is irritating me. </s> |
<s> Somebody's gotta make the posters, right? [INST] When you're done the poster, make sure to *post 'er* around town
ha^^ha [/INST] o7 You got it, chief! </s> |
<s> No where in the mid west. There is literally nothing there. [INST] Illinois could include Chicago, which is definitely not nothing [/INST] Yeah but its infamously dangerous. </s> |
<s> Redditor for 9 years.. You earned my respect sir! [INST] I'll hit ten years next month. :) [/INST] Wow I always wanted to meet a veteran. How many meme wars did you survive? </s> |
<s> Today my family found out that we can legally immigrate to the USA, only problem is that 2 of my sisters can't come [INST] How does everyone know OP is middle eastern? [/INST] Because OP said he's from Iraq :) </s> |
<s> I'll kick it off: I pick dare [INST] I dare you to use Hanzo in a competitive Overwatch match [/INST] I don't play Overwatch... yet. So one day, in the future, I'll give this a go </s> |
<s> We're starting a band. What instrument do you want to play? [INST] Surprised that no one has taken the guitar. Put me down for guitar. [/INST] Acoustic or Electric? </s> |
<s> Congratz! Funny enough i'm attending a wedding today myself. [INST] Congrats to you as well! What state is yours in? [/INST] In Virginia. </s> |
<s> Hey Apache, how ya doing? [INST] Golf, Oscar, Oscar, Delta. Yankee, Oscar, Uniform? [/INST] November Oscar Tango Tango Oscar Oscar Bravo Alpha Delta. </s> |
<s> Any good band needs a good bus driver, so I call dibs to be the bus driver! [INST] Can you do handbrake turns? [/INST] Deja Vu! </s> |
<s> I have an exam in a couple hours and I am pretty excited to take it actually. [INST] What is the exam in? You must be well prepared to be excited for the exam. [/INST] It's for a Business management class. I'm not really just wanna get it out of the way </s> |
<s> I'll take truth, but nothing too personal please. [INST] What is the best song you have heard in the last week? [/INST] "bounce back" by big Sean </s> |
<s> Truth [INST] What is the dish you are best at cooking? [/INST] Well I've only just started to get into cooking.
So far, I'd say maybe an eggs benedict? </s> |
<s> "Yes" [INST] It is because I like pineapple on pizza? [/INST] "Without a doubt"
The nsa will catch you for your crimes against pizza, arn3n. </s> |
<s> Cup [INST] Glass [/INST] Magnify </s> |
<s> Every Friday at 11 AM in my area. [INST] First Tuesday of the month, ~10 or 11 am [/INST] same here! </s> |
<s> You don't see the white square between the snowflake and the other dudes? [INST] I see the white square but then I don't see the other dudes. [/INST] I was going for Snow White and the Seven Dwarves </s> |
<s> Oh! An orange envelope! [INST] Woo! And another one! How is your day going? [/INST] Very good! </s> |
<s> I am not, I have finished school [INST] Nice, what did you study? Are you working now or doing something else? [/INST] I'm working, not in my field of study but it's an okay job
What about yourself? </s> |
<s> wouldn't really call it a lunch, but beans. haha.
gotta get protein somehow. [INST] Dude. Protein is the best. [/INST] Fucking straight up no joke. </s> |
<s> Ask this magic 8 ball [INST] Will my friend give me back the money he owes me? [/INST] "As i see it yes" </s> |
<s> I wish I had snow in my place. I never saw snow in my life [INST] It gets old fast. [/INST] Nah, I love it. Bring it on! </s> |
<s> What are you plans tonight? [INST] Spending a night with my wife where we don't do anything. [/INST] Heh, there's gotta be SOMETHING you're doing </s> |
<s> Next Friday (8 days from now) I will have teeth again. I will eat a burger and chips for dinner. I am so excited. [INST] I happen to be eating rice crackers right now. Those are pretty good [/INST] Omg I can have rice crackers again! I miss those! </s> |
<s> Woher kommst du? [INST] Berlin, und du? [/INST] Ich komme aus Pittsbugh, in USA! </s> |
<s> Hole [INST] Worms [/INST] Mud </s> |
<s> I copy-and-pasted it. [INST] Fair enough, pretty cool though. [/INST] Thanks. Who do you miss? </s> |
<s> Gravy [INST] Train [/INST] Spotting </s> |
<s> Hm.. Maybe a flight simulator or something? [INST] Audio engineer. :P [/INST] Welp.. And why is a passive monitor better? </s> |
<s> Just had the most intense emotional experience of my life - and it took 5 seconds [INST] Jumping to conclusions with the quickness lmao [/INST] Long swim back... - Phantom Tollbooth </s> |
<s> What are your guilty pleasures in music? [INST] Seal - kiss from a rose
Is my SHIT
[/INST] That's nothing to be ashamed of! </s> |
<s> Welp guess time to do some work then
Oh magic 8 ball, will my experiments work on Monday? [INST] "You may rely on it" [/INST] Can't tell if this is a good or bad thing </s> |
<s> Tell me, James Harden, why are you the man? [INST] Well, for starters, do you know who James Harden is? [/INST] I do not. </s> |
<s> cloudy but very nice, about 60 degrees Fahrenheit [INST] That makes me jealous...it's been raining all day and I'm stuck inside browsing Reddit :) [/INST] It was rainy a few days ago, but I've been staying inside all day anyways </s> |
<s> Can I haz? [INST] haz cheezburger??? [/INST] Yes </s> |
<s> Like in general or like as in have a crush on? [INST] Crush. [/INST] I do that too :) </s> |
<s> Pepper jack is my favorite. They have that too. [INST] They do? I should try it out next time. How would you describe the taste of Pepper Jack? [/INST] It's a bit like provolone but it's got a small hint of spicy, from the pepper. </s> |
<s> Guys guess what!! [INST] How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss. [/INST] Thanks for giving me hope </s> |
<s> I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant. [INST] Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake [/INST] Or assume this was meant for r/incest </s> |
<s> "My sources say no" [INST] Well this is conflicting information. [/INST] "My sources say no" </s> |
<s> Why do you ask? [INST] I need to take the train. Do you ever ride the train?
[/INST] Are you sure you need to take the train. do me ever ride the train?? </s> |
<s> Not sick, but just lonely.
I have no classes tomorrow so I get to enjoy extra sleeping [INST] I stayed in today. How are you feeling? [/INST] All right, not too bad, don't want to go back to school tomorrow </s> |
<s> Remembering something you said and then cringing. [INST] Welcome to the club. [/INST] Do I get some sort of card or certificate? </s> |
<s> I'd leave the mall and have 1000 bucks in my pocket instead of feeling the need to spend. [INST] You'd be bored out of your brain and hungry? [/INST] No, with a thousand bucks I could Uber anywhere I wanted to do or eat whatever I wanted. </s> |
<s> Video games for fucking sure. I'd even put off eating when I'd play. [INST] What did you play? [/INST] Right now I'm still hooked on overwatch. Do you play? </s> |
<s> Imma be more ambitious and gonna get a date a cute girl :) [INST] WHOA
DO..DO YOU THINK I COULD ACHIEVE THAT? [/INST] Of course :) </s> |
<s> Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers [INST] Feel the same about you 90's babies. [/INST] I just turned 27 yesterday. Where he the time gone? </s> |
<s> What is everyone doing this Friday night? [INST] Just listening to good music, eating, and watching movies on Netflix =) [/INST] What's good on Netflix? </s> |
<s> Yay, fun!
I pick truth. [INST] Do you wipe sitting down or standing? [/INST] People do it standing? </s> |
<s> I only pee in the shower when I'm alone. [INST] Really? I would've thought you'd pee on your wife when she's in there with you... [/INST] I've done that, but it turned weird. </s> |
<s> Truth [INST] What is your worst flaw? [/INST] your turn </s> |
<s> You're a dude aren't you? [INST] Yeeas sir. [/INST] Well, never had gay sex so... </s> |
<s> Moar truths please! [INST] The age old question:
Boobs, butts, ~~or a Beats sponsor~~? [/INST] Butts!! I adore a nice, small, firm butt <3
I also like small boobs tho (small A-Bs). </s> |
<s> Do tomorrow's homework. Study. [INST] I do have a book to read. Interpreter of Maladies by Jhumpa Lahiri ever heard of it? [/INST] Nope. </s> |
<s> Well, welcome either way!
Get out while you still can. [INST] Can't...like a moth to a flame. I'm thinking I'll like it here. [/INST] It's pretty great most of the time. </s> |
<s> What is your life plan for the next 2-5 years? [INST] Complete my accounting degree, find a job in public accounting, become a CPA. [/INST] Good luck! </s> |
<s> How many square feet is your house? [INST] Er, if I remember correctly, like, 1,500? [/INST] Lol'd </s> |
<s> What TV series are you currently watching on Netflix? [INST] I'm re-watching White Collar [/INST] Have fun! </s> |
<s> I'll choose a truth! [INST] What is your favorite Disney movie? [/INST] [removed] </s> |
<s> Truth [INST] What was the last thing you stole? [/INST] food from the freezer that was actually designated for my brother. </s> |
<s> Good night here, I had tacos for dinner. [INST] What kind of tacos? :) [/INST] Tacos al pastor, the best kind of tacos. </s> |
<s> I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason. [INST] Cool beans, thanks for the list! [/INST] So is the wifey preggers yet? </s> |
<s> I wish to know the anser. [INST] Please tell me more. [/INST] I want to be happy </s> |
<s> How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss. [INST] Bit of searching and apparently he's 15. Pretty standard age imo. Anyways congrats still OP [/INST] Standard depending on your circles I guess lol. 17 when I got mine. </s> |
<s> Ha! My wife is a current person of authority in my life. [INST] This was just a joke I'm actually single. I'd love to date some of my old teachers though. [/INST] Me too fam </s> |
<s> Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots! [INST] Will you marry me? [/INST] Please consider whether you can answer your own question. </s> |
<s> Purple, it's a happy color for me! [INST] Cool. Any particular reason you're happy? [/INST] Yes, I got to show my friends some songs I finished recording in the studio! I'm so stoked! </s> |
<s> Road [INST] Path [/INST] Pedestrian </s> |
<s> Plum
[INST] Peach [/INST] Fuzzy </s> |
<s> Just got it Wednesday. Great game. [INST] I'm liking it so far. I do still feel a little nostalgic for the original trilogy though. [/INST] It's a lot more light-hearted/adventure-y than the original trilogy. </s> |
<s> "Without a doubt" [INST] You just made my night! lol [/INST] "My sources say no" </s> |
<s> Hear hear 🍻 [INST] lets toast on being single [/INST] Right there with you. </s> |
<s> Just won some money and i am minorly freaking out!! [INST] Cool!
My wife and I were ecstatic when we won a car in 2009;
and then again in 2011! [/INST] Wow you won 2 cars? That's awesome! </s> |
<s> Just don't eat his baby whenever his wife has one, kay? [INST] ...........I definitely wouldn't do that. [/INST] You sure man? </s> |
<s> Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments. [INST] Yo what up [/INST] Yo Yo Yo </s> |
<s> Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it. [INST] The power to summon any kind of pizza I want whenever I want. [/INST] It's toppings must include pineapple </s> |
<s> I'm in ISS please talk to me about anything [INST] Have you seen the movie "Manchester by the Sea"? What did you think? [/INST] can't say I have. I don't really watch any newer movies besides Quentin Tarantino movies! </s> |
<s> Ate lobster and celebrated with family, overall pretty good. [INST] Lobster or lasagna are the two best ways to celebrate a birthday. [/INST] I LOVE lobster. </s> |
<s> Owl [INST] Night [/INST] Dark </s> |
<s> Where are you from? What news do you read? [INST] Eastern Europe. I read local news that have nothing partiqular on Trump and reddit [/INST] Beware fake news. </s> |
<s> Hello I'm 19 and from the UK, I'm bored as shit and currently suffering from antidepressant withdrawals. [INST] Mirtazapine is the shit [/INST] Care to... share? I know it has no sexual effects and increases appetite (which I need). </s> |
<s> Welp, time to burn the building down. [INST] It's the whole apartment building! Lol [/INST] Burn it. Burn it all. </s> |
<s> of loooove~ [INST] tune [/INST] Jive </s> |
<s> Condoms can be used for oral sex, too. [INST] Tried it once... its awkward. [/INST] And not very tasty.
...not that dick tastes all that great to begin with... </s> |
<s> I believe most places in the US test their sirens on Wednesdays or Saturdays at noon. [INST] In the St Louis area, it's the first Monday of the month at 11 I think [/INST] Same in the KC area. I heard em today. </s> |
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