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7,314,101 | mommit | I do that too! It’s somehow relaxing after you’re done lol! But I also just scream when I really like whatever song comes on the radio |
7,314,102 | mommit | Thanks. It’s been a stressful last few weeks. Thankfully it hasn’t affected me personally, but I feel so much for all of the other people that have had their lives changed forever through senseless violence and for our daughters whose world may not be the same as ours was. |
7,314,103 | mommit | Right? Scream AND break things. It's a win win. |
7,314,104 | mommit | Sending hugs. |
7,314,105 | mommit | YES |
7,314,106 | mommit | This is one of the things I miss most about working. |
7,314,107 | mommit | Lmao YES! |
7,314,108 | mommit | Me too, me too. There’s been a lot of horrible things happening lately. Yeah, unfortunately things will be different for them. |
7,314,109 | mommit | Haha YES! |
7,314,110 | mommit | You too! |
7,314,111 | mommit | I’m here girl if you ever need to vent! |
7,314,112 | mommit | I may take you up on that lol |
7,314,113 | mommit | *rolls for intimidation and gets a natural 20* That is one strong tot. Question is did the tactic work? |
7,314,114 | mommit | We have that same toy and wow stop praying for that girl, she’s too strong. |
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7,314,116 | mommit | I think you need to take her to the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters and have her checked right away. |
7,314,117 | mommit | Holy crap! How old is her brother? |
7,314,118 | mommit | Not the oball |
7,314,119 | mommit | My 21 month old and your 15 month old are cut from the same cloth.... ...They must never meet |
7,314,120 | mommit | Oh no! I love the o-ball toys! |
7,314,121 | mommit | My 6mo just sticks her tongue through the holes like a freak |
7,314,122 | mommit | I want her on my team someday! |
7,314,123 | mommit | Holy crap my eyes turned into saucers. Oh my god. That’s impressive. |
7,314,124 | mommit | We have a similar toy that my daughter grew out of so it transitioned to a dog toy. My 70lb heavy chewer can’t get through that toy. Your kid has super strength for sure lol |
7,314,125 | mommit | We have that ball too, my daughter loves it. How did she tear it apart I don't even think I could do it?? |
7,314,126 | mommit | I have that toy!! It is NOT easy to hulk out on!! |
7,314,127 | mommit | We too have a she-hulk. Never destroyed that toy though! She most recently ripped the garage door off the doll house so...we will not have nice things anymore lol |
7,314,128 | mommit | Oball!! Nooo! I don’t think I could do this, your daughter is a future superhero! |
7,314,129 | mommit | That’s impressive. My 2 year old is pretty wild and has destroyed tons of his toys but they’re either cloth or wood. I don’t envy you. |
7,314,130 | mommit | Off to find our o-ball to see if I (a 33 year old woman) am strong enough to do what your toddler just did |
7,314,131 | mommit | RIP little ooball. You did good. |
7,314,132 | mommit | She's my baby barbarian. My son is 100% a bard. She didn't even have to flex on him that hard to get her way. |
7,314,133 | mommit | I blame daycare. Her training started early in life. |
7,314,134 | mommit | She's gotta hone that resolve, first. With her little temper, I'd half expect the jar to go flying across the room. |
7,314,135 | mommit | Magneto has already reached out. We're weighing our options. |
7,314,136 | mommit | He's almost 4, she's 15 months. He handed her the oball so she'd quit taking his toys and she was.not.amused. |
7,314,137 | mommit | I know! I've started putting away her "baby" toys but left this one out because they're so great and durable, or so I thought. |
7,314,138 | mommit | Uh-oh. Would they combine forces or be arch nemesises (nemesi?) Mine is chaotic neutral, I can tell you that. |
7,314,139 | mommit | They're great for motor skill development. She has some o-ball cars that I'm hoping stay unscathed. |
7,314,140 | mommit | Omg yes my son did that when he was younger and it was the funniest/cutest thing |
7,314,141 | mommit | Yeah, that was more my son's speed. That, and getting it stuck on his chubby hands. |
7,314,142 | mommit | I warn you, she's fickle. She is both her brother's biggest bully *and* fiercest protector. |
7,314,143 | mommit | _So does everybody else!_ |
7,314,144 | mommit | She can also send a stack of blocks flying across the room if she's pissed enough. My son does not have a hot temper, so this is a new parenting learning curve! |
7,314,145 | mommit | I have to think it was at least mildly defective but she's also just very effective at channeling her anger into breaking things. |
7,314,146 | mommit | She bit it first, got mad that it didn't break when she bit it, and then hulked it apart. |
7,314,147 | mommit | Her older brother forced her into strength training early on, I think. We've tried to get him to understand that she's not going to be smaller than him forever and that realization is now starting to dawn on him. |
7,314,148 | mommit | Oh no! What prompted her ire? I'm concerned for our latter-toddler years we have coming up. I fear the destruction has only just begun... |
7,314,149 | mommit | She'll be a super something, that's for certain. |
7,314,150 | mommit | She's generally very intentional and reasonable with her toys when she's playing with them. It's her little temper that's the problem. |
7,314,151 | mommit | Let me know how it goes. I recommend waiting until you're full up with rage to attempt it. |
7,314,152 | mommit | It did. She was its second child (not to mention cousins and friends who have all pulled, tossed, and otherwise distressed the toy) and I think this is a fitting end. |
7,314,153 | mommit | Don't underestimate a bard lol. Pretty sure my kid is a ranger or druid. |
7,314,154 | mommit | We used to call our daughter "baby barbarian", too but both his parents and mine would get mad if they heard us call her that. Ours doesn't have that strength, though (that's impressive!) She just likes to knock things over and throw stuff (not out of anger just for fun). |
7,314,155 | mommit | 1) your toddler’s strength impresses me to no end, but also is slightly terrifying. 2) the plural of nemesis is nemeses! |
7,314,156 | mommit | We also have a car! You are raising a strong kid, I must say |
7,314,157 | mommit | I love the oball cars for my 9 month old! If you’re looking for more, I think the Disney 6-pack is still on sale on amazon! Regular price is $29.99, but I snagged it for $15.99 a few days ago! |
7,314,158 | mommit | Ahhhh a+ reference! |
7,314,159 | mommit | I would honestly reach out to o-ball about this. The toy was obviously defective, I'm sure they'll send a replacement. |
7,314,160 | mommit | Does your kid have an uncanny grasp on nature? My bard is a force in his own right. He can cut you down with his words in a heartbeat. But he's also requested that we go to the sycamore in the park by our house when it's raining so he can experience what that feels like. |
7,314,161 | mommit | Ha! It's a badge of honor! You have a baby berserker! |
7,314,162 | mommit | Same. She got mad at her dad while he was loading the dishwasher and knocked the bottom basket off of its track. We're going to have to figure out how to proactively hone this rage. Thank you! I was literally looking it up when you responded. |
7,314,163 | mommit | Thanks for the tip! We have an o-ball track with cars that they both love. |
7,314,164 | mommit | So glad you got it! I found myself on a serious Nellie Furtado spree the last few days. |
7,314,165 | mommit | Awww your son's idea is right up my alley (word cutting included and I am a bard/druid dual class). It's more like she is very protective of nature to the point she scratched her cousin (he is 8 and probably a chaotic neutral rogue) for trying to kill a lizard. |
7,314,166 | mommit | I was looking at that just the other day. Which one do you have? I think I saw two or three and I wasn’t sure which to get. All we have to go with them currently is the farmhouse thing and an oball mat with a track for pretend play |
7,314,167 | mommit | He's a sweetheart with a song for everything. I can see him as a bard/druid dual class when he starts playing with us. Well, hopefully he's learned not to kill lizards. Has she tried to adopt baby squirrels or rabbits yet? This is one of my fears as my children get older. |
7,314,168 | mommit | A song for every occasion. Perfect. She has not thankfully. I got lucky that she thinks all creatures should be "living free and in the wild". (Thank you Wild Kratts for that lesson) |
7,314,169 | mommit | Million cheese... I am with you, my friend. |
7,314,170 | mommit | I too want a million cheese |
7,314,171 | mommit | My kids too. There's poop, poop, poop and unicorn farts on the list right now.... |
7,314,172 | mommit | Kid is a winner |
7,314,173 | mommit | Looks like my shopping list tbh... |
7,314,174 | mommit | My 3 year old does this too! He also asks google what the weather is However I could use a hundred million cheese right now too. |
7,314,175 | mommit | My son yells "lexa, STOP!" whenever we tell her to set an alarm because he's only got 5 minutes left for whatever he's doing. When he can actually say 'alexa' and get her to listen, we're going to have to figure out a new tactic. :( |
7,314,176 | mommit | I'm still irritated they disconnected Google Keep as an option for the shopping list location. |
7,314,177 | mommit | You had better get that kid 101,000,000 cheese. It is on the list! |
7,314,178 | mommit | I actually lol'd at the cheese |
7,314,179 | mommit | Mine also did, but my shopping list is full of poop sandwiches and dinosaur farts and things of that nature. Also some fruits, but you know, priorities :-P |
7,314,180 | mommit | I think I’m at the same maturity level as your five year old because this list is everything I want. |
7,314,181 | mommit | Kid has their priorities straight! |
7,314,182 | mommit | This is so sweet |
7,314,183 | mommit | This is so precious |
7,314,184 | mommit | My kids like to sneakily add stuff to our Alexa shopping list, too. Most common item: One Thousand Chicken Fingers. Item that made me laugh the hardest at the store: Penguin Farts. |
7,314,185 | mommit | Well of course you need “a house” to put “everything” in lol |
7,314,186 | mommit | Your kid is a really good speller/writer for 5 years old! Even with autocorrect it’s still impressive. |
7,314,187 | mommit | https://youtu.be/CeKnnFWvVw4?t=213 |
7,314,188 | mommit | Last two is definitely my girls |
7,314,189 | mommit | Million cheese. |
7,314,190 | mommit | A million cheese is all its gonna take |
7,314,191 | mommit | Aim big. Go for a hundred million cheese. |
7,314,192 | mommit | Try a hundred million cheese |
7,314,193 | mommit | Yes, I've got dinosaur farts and a poop sandwiches and fart grass and penises. Yeah. |
7,314,194 | mommit | Same. Poop and farts x50 entries. Gotta love em. |
7,314,195 | mommit | Our 15 month old already points her finger and says "thtop!" When Alexa plays a song she doesn't like |
7,314,196 | mommit | Yeah WTH? |
7,314,197 | mommit | Yes! Although at least they made it easier to check things off again. That was awful for a while |
7,314,198 | mommit | If it’s the same as my Amazon Echo it’s voice based. “Alexa, add rice to my shopping list,” “okay, rice added to your shopping list.” |
7,314,199 | mommit | I, too, came here to compliment the million cheese. Smart kid. They will do well in life. |
7,314,200 | mommit | Try hundred million cheese |