Deletion of List of crimes committed in the United States by illegal aliens

Comment: Wouldn't whatever the goals of this page are be better accomplished with a category?  The problem is one of scope, I think.  Imagine an alien named Goona Goons, summoned to court and convicted of, say, shoplifting a can of tuna from the neighborhood shop, or failing to wear a yellow vest while performing roadworks, or even copy-lifting prose from the ''Daily Beast'' right into en.wp. None of these minor crimes would be notable enough for a stand-alone article and so would be  here.  Yet, to have the sort of meaningful list the reader is entitled to expect from the title, the page would need to include crimes that it cannot because they were not "notable".  Imagine another alien, this time called AgonsAgons & co., registered on some balmy island or wind-blown rock, which decided to defy the US government proscription on trade with Venezuela (think of the BoE holding Venezuelan gold, for example) Sudan, or Iran; or which was convicted of discriminatory labor practices or tax fraud.  This ''would'' be notable enough to add to the page, and yet seems entirely out of sync with inaccurate (US) readers' expectations that an alien is necessarily a living person. (This was mentioned above
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Neutral point of view (WP:UNDUE)