Deletion of Turtles and tortoises in popular culture

Comment: this is another #DIR|directory of loosely-associated topics. The items on this list have nothing in common past the inclusion of a turle or tortoise or, in some instances, the use of the word "turtle" or "tortoise" in a context that otherwise has nothing to do with the creatures. This list tells us nothing about turtles, the fiction which includes mention of them or the real world
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:NOT)