Deletion of The Golden Sabre of Muji

Comment: WP:NOT  (unverifiable praise) ANITY I had originally tagged this as SD:Nonsense, but was told to AfD it instead, but it was prodded before I did the AfD.  I'm told things like this article, about which there should be no controversy for deletion, are supposed to be handled by prod.  AfD is evidently only for potentially controversial deletions.  Unfortunately, that policy means worthless nonsense gets to hang around for five days before it can be deleted (of course, AfD isn't quick either).  There needs to be a SD for short stories, plays, and other original works people post in their entirety
Stance: delete
Cited policy: Wikipedia:Verifiability (WP:V||WP:VANITY)