Deletion of Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten (3rd nomination)

Comment: I agree with all the other Keep arguments. This is a major cultural phenomenon that masturbation kills kittens (because of kittens being cute and masturbation being gross), and if it was relevant in the past years it still is. Many people know this expression and use it commonly, so it is notable enough to deserve an article. Also Wikipedia:Inclusionism and , should allow this article to stay
Stance: keep
Cited policy: Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not (WP:PAPER)