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Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Ladies and gentlemen, I have nothing in my hands, nothing up my sleeve. I do have something in my pants, but it's not going to help with this particular trick. Watch closely. How you been? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Actually, I don't. I think you did it consciously. You developed your people-pleasing talents the way an Olympic athlete develops his muscles. Talk about an overreaction to a single event. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Of course. Absolutely. You'll ask. She'll deny. You'll push it. She'll get offended. You'll be exactly where you are now, except it'll be harder to treat. You've absolutely got to do that. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It fits, and since it's the only idea on the table, I say it's a winner. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | That’s just me being all narrow again. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Ah, if it isn't Dr. I-Had-No-Friends-When-I-Was-Growing-Up-So-All-I-Did-Was-Watch-TV-By-Myself-Which-Is-Why-I-Can-Now-Make-Constant-Pop-Culture-References-Which-No-One-Understands-But-Me. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | If you were always right, then you wouldn't have just been wrong. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I can cope! I’m coping. In fact… I’m coping better than you think. I’ve not been taking my meds. Not one. And yet, I still scored a “high functioning” on your depression test. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Dice have no memory. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Your meeting with the weasel lasted less than five minutes, which means you either agreed to a completely sensible 30-day extension or one of you issued a completely ridiculous ultimatum. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Well, then do something. God knows he's not gonna listen to me. You, on the other hand, have decades of experience dating and being attracted to losers. Obviously, I don't include myself. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | That was impulse. That was easy. Dealing with family is hard. Wait, that's another thing I got right. How many does that make? And how many for you? I'm also kicking your ass at gloating. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I’m sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship. Learned that one the hard way. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Something doesn't make sense. One of your assumptions has to be wrong, because if something doesn't make sense then it can't be real. But what if the faulty assumption is that it's real? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Yes, we could assume that, and we'd have nothing. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I'm on antidepressants because a doctor friend of mine thinks I'm miserable. I don't like them they make me hazy. I eat meat, like drugs, and I'm not always faithful to the women I date. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Okay, I assume you know me because I once insulted you or your relatives. If that's so, I apologize. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No, it's not. And you know it's not. 'Cause you know that even if I made a mistake, I'd never admit that I made a mistake. Which means that you're just toying with Wilson to toy with me. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Okay, maybe I'm biased, let's take a vote. Who thinks that niceness is not a symptom? And who thinks that their vote counts? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Okay, it's there. You can't avoid it. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | My integrity remains unblemished. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Go home, have a few drinks, go to sleep, get up tomorrow, and do it tomorrow, only better. If you need absolution, go to a priest or give alms to the poor, whatever ritual comforts you. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | About to be. Assuming he's not lying. But he seems like a pretty straight arrow to me. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Don't worry. I'll deal with him. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Life has handed them a crappy choice, and they're picking the crappier option. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You told me to keep my mouth shut. It's the only way I had a chance. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I’m not sure, but I bet it’s important. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I don't bet on the horses, I bet on the jocks. My rider's bulimic; purges after his weigh-ins; leaves a two pound pile at the starting gate, shaves valuable time off that final eighth. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Absolutely! I need to address some deeper issues. Three hours a week? And that’s just my opening offer. If you want to counter, I’ll likely fold. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Don't take their word for it. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Well, it's possible. It would require the presupposition that everything she's done for the last six years has been completely inconsistent with her character, but yeah, it's possible. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | All in a pointless attempt to validate your own upbringing. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Good thing you fought for me, though, right? The dress was a nice move, but you’ve got to follow it up. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | So what would be just right, Goldilocks? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Of course there's a better way! |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No, hope is what's making them miserable. What they should do is get a cocker spaniel. A dog would look them in the eye, wag his tail when he's happy, lick their face, show them love. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Good thing he's got that girlfriend. If it's Kluver-Bucy, his brain'll melt down, he'll try to swallow his own hands, and she can take care of him for the rest of his talentless life. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Again, was that a question? I asked what you would do. It seems unfair for you to ask me what you would do. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I didn't want him going postal on us. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It's not where, it's when. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I guess maybe I could bring it in tomorrow. After all, how many times can you hit pause at the part where Lindsay Lohan plays the spelling bee? What is it about girls who can spell? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Hi again. I'm sure I can say this without being condescending, but then you'd get the false impression that I respect you so - you're a kid, you're scared, you're stalling. Grow up. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | We can try and pretend we're above it. We can try and intellectualize it away, but ultimately, shiny, pretty, perky things are good, and ugly, misshapen teenaged boys are repulsive. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No, it's not. You know it's not. Means you just wanna stay in my orbit 'cause you figure I'll eventually realize that I made a mistake and you're gonna be able to rub my face in it. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Losers love company. And if even a misanthrope like me has a chance at happiness, it's gonna be pretty lonely on that landfill of loserdom you call a marriage. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | He's not coming home. Relax. There's nothing in this universe that can't be explained. Eventually. Take this game. Only two people knew that you wanted in on it. I didn't tell him. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Interesting. I thought maybe you were lying to cover for Kutner which sounds noble. Except you’re doing it out of guilt instead of love. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I'm not doing anything differently. She changed my mind. And she was right. Even though it's your emotional default, stop worrying. I can handle it. . |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Monkey's afraid to eat the red berries until he sees another monkey eat them. Monkey see, monkey do, that's all it was. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I said this is not advice. You are going to forgive her for opening that account, and you're going to confess everything you've done, and then you're gonna beg her to forgive you. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I think you were punishing yourself. I think you wanted to feel what it would be like be homeless in a New Jersey winter. That tells me, guilt. That tells me, something happened. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | As a general rule, before you celebrate, do a little research. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | The notion of picking one time of the year to be decent to other people is obscene, because it’s actually validating the notion of being miserable wretches the rest of the year. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No, they’re gonna guess that it was from me. Might even be 90% sure that it was from me but all that means is, they’re 10% sure that one of the other guys is screwing them over. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Nope. I got the causation flipped. The bubble didn’t cause the crash. The crash caused the bubble to dislodge. There was no myoclonic jerk. I saw something else in someone else. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Says the deflector. The reason I was up there is the reason you're scared I was up there. I was checking out your dirty, little secret. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I wouldn't have taken your bishop. I'd have moved my queen to D6, defusing the threat. Then rook to E8, attacking the king's pawn. I'd have lost the exchange, but won the game. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | What if we don't have conversations we've already had? We don't have time to dismiss things we've already dismissed. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I suppose I could talk about the summer he decided he wasn't speaking to me. Two months, not one word. Anything he wanted to say, he typed up and slipped under my bedroom door. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | If you're suggesting that you screwed up because of a non-relationship with me, I don't know how I can help you. 'Cause the only change you can make from a non-relationship is… |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You keep showing up. You also keep leaving. It’s possible that you have the hots for me but really, really hate this kid. It’s also remotely possible that I have that reversed. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | So either you think that smart women look out for each other, which means you're an idiot, or you think Cuddy's not smart, which means... Well, I guess it's the same both ways. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | That is the second stupidest thing I've heard today. And I'm surprised how close you came. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | As long as you're here, it's just a fight. As soon as you get a place, then it's a divorce. Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Ideas are not soda cans, recycling sucks. Give me something new and shiny. Or go retro, take an old idea and shine it up. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | How could you POSSIBLY think that I was done? I prefaced that with an 'either'. It needs an 'or'. Or you ARE an idiot. Which is possible. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Why do I bother with these great metaphors if I still have to spell it out? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I think I actually believe you. If you're telling the truth, you're even more rational than I thought. Well, not more. Then again more sane. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Okay, here's the deal. I need information. You have reasons not to give me that information. So either I can force it out of you or I can't. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It's all there. All you gotta do is click confirm, and we're eating croissant and being insulted by stinky people this time tomorrow. Don't worry. I used his credit card. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | The only problem with that theory is it's based on the assumption that the universe is a just place. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Do you have some ethical problem with what I'm doing that you could express in a unique way which might actually make me think that I'm wrong even though I'll never admit it? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | He’s an idiot with a messiah complex. Savior to all who need saving. He’s the one who needs to be saved. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Those my only two choices? Or can I also point out the self-pity coming from you? You're just annoyed because when your relationship ended, no one gave a crap, including you. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Or it could just be pity, she feels guilty about being born beautiful so she overcompensates by being nice to ugly people. Would explain why she gets along so well with you. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Oh, I know this one. Because people are good, decent and caring. Either that, or people are cowards. If I’m mean to you, you’ll be mean to me. Mutually assured destruction. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | We are selfish, base animals, crawling across the earth. But 'cause we got brains, if we try real hard, we can occasionally aspire to something that is less than pure evil. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Lies are a tool, they can be used either for good… No wait, I got a better one. Lies are like children. Hard work, but they’re worth it. Because the future depends on them. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Stop looking at the suspiciously empty bottle and look at the screen. Here’s why I get the big bucks. This is nothing. An enhanced version of nothing. This is the problem. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Gifts express guilt. The more expensive the expression, the deeper the guilt. That's a 12 dollar box so that means you haven't slept with her yet, or she wasn't that good. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Whatever you're scared of out there, aren't you more scared of death? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I wouldn't come here for thanks. That would be ungracious. It's more about gloating. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You couldn't be more wrong. You've got the cause and effect backwards. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Nothing explains everything. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | This guy wasn't pandering, he wasn't vanilla nice, he was nice without any aspiration for personal gain. I'm thinking genetic defect. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You have a way of thinking about things. It's sloppy, it's undisciplined, it's not very linear. It complements mine. It drives me down avenues that I wouldn't otherwise found. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You think that when you tell me what I should do, my instincts are to push back, so that by not telling me what you think I should do, I'll do what you think I should do. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Ten points for doing what I said. Minus ten points for doing it badly. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It wasn't because you were too in love with her. It was because you were too in love with your career. We're almost at my floor so I'll summarize. Your problem, not mine. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Unprompted lies, that’s a bad sign. Either a guilty conscience or something personal’s going on. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Nope, this is my way of saying you were doing a crappy job before; you will do a slightly crappier job now. Everything keeps going. Nature of life. Nature of parenthood. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I just wasn't thinking. I mean, I was, but only about myself, which is apparently the way I am. Usually, not always. And I need to convince someone of that. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Statistically, there was always a chance this could happen. The fact that it did happen doesn't change anything. World doesn't suck anymore today than it did yesterday. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I considered being a horrendous pain in the ass, but I didn't want to tread on your turf. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Miserable people save more lives. If your life has meaning, your job doesn't have to have meaning. Screw-ups are more palatable if you have someone's arms to go cry in. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | We get it. You don't like the guy, you didn't want to work on this case. And yet you're still here. Why don't you take a stand? Either do something about it or shut up. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I just want to sit on my couch in my underwear, drink scotch, and watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey by myself. I just want one night off. Is that so much to ask? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Nothing I could say is going to change how you feel, and nothing could come out of your reaction that is going to change what I plan to do, so I prefer to say nothing. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You are not the same asthem, your life is not the same. And you are cheapening everything they’regoing through by pretending you are. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Pain makes us make bad decisions. Fear of pain is almost as big a motivator. |