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Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Timeless question. In this case, she conspired with your coworkers to teach me that some things are more important than cable. And I'm gonna have to teach them that they're wrong. Come on, South Pole really should be calling. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No. This is actually very annoying and I’m getting really bored of lying. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Your life and my mojo hang in the balance. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Damage has a way of spreading to everyone around you. For example, your obvious emotional damage is now making me have a philosophical conversation instead of dealing with your sister. See how that might be damaging? Never? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I’m an insane genius. Few more days in here and I can save myself six weeks in base camp. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Good. Fun. You get to exercise your newfound power. I squirm under your thumb, resent the student becoming the teacher, and then push comes to shove, and we all get to realize what our real roles should be. Then you put out. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Which all makes me think something bad happened. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | His fears are justified. You're just afraid of giving him control over you, which might work at home. It makes it almost impossible for him to do his job. Pass me those crackers. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | The reality is irrelevant. I’ll prove it. People who know me see me as an ass, treat me as an ass. People who don’t knowme see a cripple, treat me as a cripple. What kind of selfish jerk wouldn’t take advantage of that fact? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Rage is a symptom of mass hysteria. Just one more thing to clean up. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Oh, god. Does everything have to be about you? It's simple math. I'm not going to back down. You're not going to back down. She's not going to back down. No one's going to be happy here. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Because life shouldn't be random. Because lonely, misanthropic drug addicts should die in bus crashes, and young do-gooders in love, who get dragged out of their apartment in the middle of the night, should walk away clean. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Actually, as you can see, I’m not busy. It's just a euphemism for "get the hell out of here." This is your grief talking. And, yeah, it is a bit textbook. So before you give away all your possessions to the Salvation Army — |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Can’t really be any of those things. Isn’t it annoying when everybody in the room knows something you don’t? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You wanna bet? A hundred bucks says you still walk out of here with a dozen names. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | A lot of people misunderstand how a vegetarian diet works. You take in less unusable material, and your waste gets more efficient. Harder and rounder. Just look at the feces of rabbits. Seriously. I think I might have some… |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Fascinating… without misdirect. It's too cruel, even for me. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You think there’s a connection? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It’s technically true, but completely irrelevant. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Enough! Fine. Here's a big shock. We have 24 hours to figure it out. Tick tock, tick tock. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | But you are. You used to like this stuff. You left here because you didn't like what you were turning into. You like who you are now? You like been her errand boy? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Were you like this when you were working for your math degree? If Euclid had been a guest lecturer, would you have been the kid sitting in the front row going, "actually, you haven't proven the Pythagorean Theorem"? Hello? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | The only thing we know for sure about Jane Doe is that her name isn’t Jane Doe. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You were doing both as part of your regular freak show. When you took a break everything went to hell, which is not an uncommon reaction in Jersey. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Oh. Ok then. One caveat, I've moved past threesomes. I'm now into foursomes. If someone backs out then you've still got a threesome. If two people back out, you're still having sex. You'd be amazed. Even if three people-- |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Didn't we just have this conversation? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Does she remind you of… you? No. You weren’t a loser in high school. You had every Tom, Dick and Herschel wet dreaming about you. But she could be making you think of another helpless, chubby little girl you recently met. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Yeah. I get that a lot. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Listen, they only give these tickets to owners. Anytime. We wanna be in the middle of the track, we’re in the middle of the track. These tickets are so good…we have to sign a release. I mean it. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Faulty logic. This big fancy wing exists because some people with money think that it works. They wanna believe that they can buy a better world. This is nothing short of idealised despair, and other people wallow in it. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | She'll have a hard time telling us she's dead. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Good guess, but no. The choices, for that something else, are almost universally very bad. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Just thinking outside the box |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Yeah. A little something I like to call a lie. Bad I know, but it's way further down the list than murder. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Means you checked up to see that I’m still on it. Relax. Either I’m right or I’m wrong. We’ll know soon enough. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Fine. Stew in your irritation. And sure, last time it bubbled over into resentment and rage, leading ultimately to a painful divorce that neither of you ever really recovered from, but I'm sure this time it'll be great. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Now, some person seemed to think that I was not being fair to you in our last conversation because I made you nervous. So this time, I'm gonna put you at ease. It's just you and me. A couple of pals chittin' the chat. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | They will. Maybe tomorrow, maybe the day after. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Hey, don’t ever apologize for an opinion. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It's extremely relevant. Apparently, it colors everything. Now I have no idea if you have differing opinions because you have differing opinions or because you're just trying to prove that you can think for yourselves. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Because if you were, you'd need to see the pain in her eyes so she could see the concern in yours. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You're obviously brilliant. So why would you hide your mind? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | We'll see who folds like an origami shrimp. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | This is a mistake. I don’t know how to have casual conversation. You think you’re talking about one thing, and either you are and it’s incredibly boring, or you’re not because it’s subtext and you need a decoder ring. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No, it’s okay. I came to talk to you both. Me, I’m a freak, I get off on not being in pain. That, and chocolate-covered marshmallow bunnies. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Why would you be so petty? He's down a court. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | The fact that we know is an advantage. Which means we can get ahead of it. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No, that apartment was a dump. Just because Steve McQueen didn't get sick doesn't mean some other varmint didn't. You give me an hour, I go back there and find a dead animal, we cut its head open instead of Foreman's. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Nothing that your body language isn't telling me right now. So, what was the plan? That I'd feel so humble by missing a case that I'd reevaluate my entire life, question nature, truth, and goodness and become Cameron? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | So, while everyone else was just worrying about getting in, you were concerned with about "hat head." Blind dates are never a good idea. Only reason to wear a scarf like that is as a beacon to identify you in a crowd. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I was right about the where, but not the what. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I brought you something. The latest issue of “Parent” magazine. Really interesting column. Apparently, working moms are actually more engaged and attentive than stay-at-home moms. Something about personal fulfillment. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | All I'm responsible for is the foreseeable consequences of switching papers. A bad grade or a sleepless night, worst case, a retest. There was no way to know that one seminar paper was gonna destroy this idiot's life. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Because I thought you were a smart guy who didn't need the obvious spelled out to him. Wilson noticed that I didn't come to my office all day. He came to find me, wanted to make sure I'm okay — boring, boring, boring. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | What is going on? I want her gone, she wants to be gone. Why do you care? You don't actually think that she's a younger version of you? Because let me tell you, you're not that smart or moral. Socially awkward, maybe. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | So you weren't always a superstitious idiot. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It's not so much about me caring per se. It's more about me wondering why you're such a credulous idiot. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Something obviously freaked him out. Can we talk now? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Is it just me, or is that weird? Anyway, we’re walking. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You wanted to be here. He just gave you the excuse. What does that guy have to do to make you hate him? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | The key is the key. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | We're not friends anymore. There's no trust to be breached. I can have you followed, I can call you names, tell your secrets. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Obviously, he wants you out of the closet for some reason. I suspect marriage, but I'm liberal that way. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | A blow-up doll would be more useful. And yes, that's the first time I've ever implied something negative about a blow-up doll. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You did it because you love her. Ironically, you never took her into consideration. Can't wait to see what you get her for your anniversary. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | So you made your one effort to live a normal, selfish life, and the universe immediately smacked you down. And because we're wired to find meaning in semi-random events, you decided never to be that careless again. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Completely trivial. My God. It's clearly only partially trivial. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Now, ah, a few ground rules for the evening. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Only if you're interested. Only if you have doubts about her answer. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You're a cold-hearted bitch, who ripped his heart out. I watched him struggle for years to overcome the damage you did. And there's no way I'm going to just let you reel him back in so you can do it all over again. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Listen, Kauffy, you are perfectly competent, bordering on good, even. But you know I'm better. If you want, we can pretend it's 'cause I got a team and more resources. Either way, it'd be crazy to ignore my advice. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | We're idiots for not seeing it before. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Is there a difference. Army ants could devour, dissolve, eat a cow in a matter of hours. Australian bull ants, on the other hand, are nasty little bastards, but more of a nuisance than a threat. No surprise there. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | There's a reason that we don't let kids vote or drink or work in the salt mines. They're idiots! 20-year-olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their oil filters. Which they should do more often. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Shyeah! Turning the other cheek's a good strategy in boxing. Kids don't lie because they have trust issues. They lie because they have something to hide. Look at him. Sitting there doing nothing. He's still lying. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Didn't sound like I said that. I'm saying that suddenly you're trying to turn me into a kinder gentler ass. So you know who you are. You figure if you can make me decent and caring then maybe there's a hope for. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Well, if he didn't, this would be really stupid. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | "Life is messy" argument. Nice. Explains everything without explaining anything. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I don’t actually need to know who it was. I just need to know that you went. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | He's only agreeing with you 'cause he wants to have sex with you. And by the way, I agree with you too, especially in those pants. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Why are we having this discussion? Want to hear me thank you again? Thank you. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | She found out about my birthday. I thought she told you, and I’d have to stand here and smile while you gave me a sweatshirt or a fruit basket, you know, made me feel that deep sense of belonging. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I'm sorry I doubted you. Be a shame if your secrets died with you. Perhaps you've got that trick written down somewhere? Or maybe you want to tell me, and I'll write it down for you. That way you can live on. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | From guilt, not from courage. And bravely running to Cuddy behind my back. Arriving heroically late every day. Cowards make lousy employees. Maybe you're a coward, maybe you're quitting. Either way, I'm screwed. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | How can I be right and wrong |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | That would be quite a trick. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Seems that way. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Listen to me. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It's all my fault. We're not closeted, because we're not gay. For real. Wilson thought you were cute, and I was just yanking his chain. Maybe that's not the best phrasing. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Oh god no. That stuff has all sorts of nasty side effects. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | On my team, you get to screw with Foreman. Every way but literally. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Martha enjoys quadratic equations, Italian frescoes, and her turn-ons include learning to be a doctor. Take a seat. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | She left because of the banana. I just wanted you to stand up for yourself. Tell her what you want. If doing that causes her to walk out for the second time, well, your relationship wasn't gonna last anyway. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | What are we looking at this morning? Up-skirt celebrity? Endearingly funny cat? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Figures. He seems to think that I’m not over you. It might be dangerous for me to spend time with you. I’m thinking your friends might have similar concerns. And so you didn’t tell him you’d be here, with me. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Oh, that makes sense. So you compartmentalize. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | If I talked, she’d have lied. I’d have lied. And though two negatives make a positive, I thought thermal-imaging photos seemed simpler. Note how many more heated areas appear after less than a minute with me. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | If you really want to do something, you do it; you don't save it for sound byte. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Oh if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Quite the insight. She lied to you about her hair colour, and didn't want you to know she thought she was fat. Unless you never lied to her about anything that huge, I think you can probably let those slide. |