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Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You're always working against the clock. You wasted his time. Now I'm going to waste yours. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Just to short-circuit that discussion, people should not be testing drugs because they're desperate. But people won't test drugs unless they're desperate. We need drugs to save children and puppies. Ergo, we need desperate people. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | So you figured your wife left you because you couldn't breathe, right? Me, I rarely kidnap someone unless I've got a serious health problem. Since you're not almost dead, it means you're armed because you're blaming something other than your health on your health. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It's the same thing. Yes, he's an idiot. You didn't ask him to do anything. You're pissed off that he did. So let him torch his career to pay for his sins. Unless, you actually feel something for the idiot. In which case, you might want to tell him to turn around. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Oh. Anger was a bad guess. Well, normally I’d put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the earth has circled the sun one more time. I really didn’t think it was gonna make it this year, but darnit, if it wasn’t the Little Planet That Could all over again. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You yawned. I just told you something interesting so you're not bored, it's 11 o'clock in the morning and you're drinking coffee so you're not tired, I didn't yawn so it's not a mirror neuron reaction. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You obviously think it ain't. Your marriage is like a broken toaster. Bread keeps popping out, and you keep calling it toast. Which is weird, because you've put your bread in a lot of toasters and apparently you don't see any difference. It's kind of fascinating. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Take it down? Are you kidding? It's way too lucrative to shut it down. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Oh, it's just you. Here's hoping you're good at multitasking. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I can't go on that. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No, I mean he actually screwed you. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No inside information on this one. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | That lobe should be compensating. Since it's not, that tells me that something's in there that shouldn't be in there. Brain, but not brain. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Admirable. Not many idiots have that much ambition. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Not bad. You put on a good show. You studied up. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | God, no. I was spending time with you because I want to touch your boobs. Enough to listen to Evita, twice. And I really hate Evita. That's how much I like your boobs. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | This thing's moving too quickly. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You don't want me involved. You don't want you involved. All that ethics stuff that I don't give a crap about suddenly makes sense. If you're emotionally invested, you cannot make rational decisions. You know this would be a disaster. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Scrofulicious — that's what they called "annoying" in the 1700s. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Problem solved. I assume at least one of you speaks fluent Dutch. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I was wrong when I wrote that. I've never given any less than my best. I am incapable of turning away from a responsibility. My friends take advantage of that fact far too often. I know that I gave that man everything I could. And I know that he knew that too. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Your fault? Yeah! For pretending to be me when you're not even competent. And your fault for not ratting him out. What she had was easily treatable. She could've been fine. Damn treatment's so simple. Might still be possible. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | If you ask me, some of the portions in that recipe were off. Sure hope it happens to be covered under, say, section three, subsection 2.2, paragraph one, accidental fire damage, in which case you'd have to replace the entire waterline to fix the sagging pipe. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | We're in a relationship and we're really unhappy. Communication's never been easy for us. Probably 'cause we're so closeted. I got it all figured out. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Absolutely. There's no need to find any underlying cause 'cause these things never happen twice. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You didn’t think I was going to do it to save your sorry ass, did you? You might want to take a look at that. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Because a decision like this can’t be made without proper, you know, review. Shouldn’t take longer than a month, maybe two. Four at the most, unless it gets complicated. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Tell me something, I’ve been trying to figure this out. Why does a guy – – who’s on Death Row suddenly try to off himself? I know you drank that copier fluid. It’s not as visually dramatic as slitting your wrists with a homemade shiv, but it’ll do the trick. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Can’t we just agree that you’re incredibly annoying? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Did you ever get a paper cut? A really nasty one, between the fingers? Multiply that by about a billion and you just barely approach the kind of suffering she'll experience if we wake her up now. We're committed to this |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Some idiot cop with crotch rot obviously thought that I didn't treat him with the deference due to a man of his stature. Trumped up a traffic stop, next thing I know I'm sharing a cage with a guy who thinks that showers are the way the devil gets inside you. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Now that's the fun part. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he when her heart stopped? What if it wasn't human error? What if it was God's error? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Psychopathy can get a bad rap. It doesn't necessarily mean you're violent. Just that you're completely without conscience, you lack any normal emotion, you manipulate everyone around you, you're promiscuous, you lie pathologically. Any of this ringing bells? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Doubt it. You're the main reason I'm on the stuff. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | She said "yes," and I heard "no." I didn't actually hear "no." But I just was sure that's what she meant. Way she tilted her head and half-arched her eyebrow. What do I even care what she meant? She said yes. That's all that matters. I'm screwing this up. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | And I’m right with you. I trust this result. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Oh, don't take it personally. Its just coz you're full of crap. You have no interest in going out with me. Maybe you did, when I couldn't walk and I was a sick puppy that you could nurture back to health. Now that I'm healthy, there's nothing in it for you. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Wow. Certainly a lot of interesting things to consider. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I had to. In the name of science. I let the crap pile up and I see which team member is the most self-flagellating – breaks down, clears up the mess. Surprise was, it turned out to be you. Again. And you weren’t even registered as a competitor. You miss me. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Forgive me, yell at me, just give me something I can work with, okay? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I don't care what anybody says, I care what they do. So come on, I'll draw the enemy fire, you outflank them, get in there. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No, no, no, no. Uh-uh. Graft is if I tell them I’ll only make it better if he slips me a couple bucks. A payoff for something I’m not supposed to do. If I’d asked for the payoff , I would have done the bad thing anyway. So there’s nothing wrong with this. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I’m sure he’s a good guy, he’s probably a great guy. Probably a much better guy than I am. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I don’t even remember. It’s just a fancy way of saying small, adrenaline-secreting tumor. Yeah, that clarified it for you. All you need to know is if I’m right, we can fix it. Just need to find it. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I'm saying it 'coz it's true. Inside of us, we both know that you belong with Victor. Is there a Victor in your class? Well if you're not with someone your age, you'll regret it; maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Don't worry. She'll be back. She'll be pissed off. She'll want to take a stand. And then he will convince her that there's no reason both of them should be out of a job. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Maybe your subconscious is afraid that you're gonna die alone. And it just comes out as gibberish and sneezing. Prove that I'm overreacting. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Of course! We're both right! Excellent solution. Everybody's happy. Come on, step up. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Natural selection sucks. We pick our mates based on breast size, cars they drive. They did autopsies on married couples and found correlations in pancreas size. We're hardwired to pick for stupid reasons, you have the chance to pick for smart reasons. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Stop looking around suspiciously. To answer your next two questions, no, I am not there, and yes, you are completely predictable. If the test had worked, you would have called to put my delicate brain at ease. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | The important question is, who are you? Why don't you cut the crap and tell me your real name. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Well, let’s see now. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | We give you so much, and you give so little! |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Let me see if I can make this clear. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Judging by the fancy suit, I’d say you were a donor. The nervous demeanor says maybe you’ve had issues, probably why this place has personal meaning. But this is supposed to be about me. I take advantage of my friends. Friend, really, I’ve only got one. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | This is the 21st century. I realize that the logical course of any adult relationship could one day lead to fornication. Although, the fact that she wants to buy a loft, could actually mean that their relationship is not as serious as I thought. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | See you bright and late tomorrow. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I know. Again, that's why it's so impressive that I figured it out. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You've been wasting 2 hours of his time. Is that deeply and unforgivably morally wrong? No. Because it's not a waste of his time. Unless we're wrong, unless his condition has got nothing to do with his friend's. You're just afraid of being wrong. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Yeah. And that's not going to change unless you leave this job. Or I do. So how do you deal with a coworker that you have feelings for - positive or negative. I don't want to end up like Chase, I don't want to get emotionally caught up. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Went diving yesterday. Like an idiot, he surfaced too quickly. Like a bigger idiot, he boarded a flight which is pressurized to 8,000 feet above sea level. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You want him to be a victim because you wanna believe that people are good. And if they're not, it's gotta be a chemical problem. Except they're not, and it's not. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Yeah. That's what I thought. The "saving the kid from pain" stuff was crap. You just don't want anything in your life that won't let you do whatever the hell you want to do whenever the hell you want to do it. You've had it easy. Sorry to screw you up. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | What if it isn't a coincidence? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Relax. I'm not going to cut you. I just want to show what this puppy can do. If I do something that doesn't make sense, even to you, stop me. Delicate, no? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | The issue is not where it is but how much there is, and what damage that amount could cause inside, as I've already stated quite clearly. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Of course it is. I try to make you miserable to make you leave. You deny that it's making you miserable. You try to make me miserable so I’ll stop making you miserable. And eventually you will leave, citing reasons that have nothing to do with misery. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Now aren't you glad you joined us? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | He's all better. You know I get it, people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes, they want to live in the holes. And they go nuts when somebody else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people! |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You mean it! And then time passes and suddenly they're not so needy any more. Your fault. You've been there for them too much, they're getting healthy, independent. And that's just ugly. God, you must be pissed at God right now, making her all happy. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | God. You broke your deal with him, your daughter's fine, you're getting better. Nothing bad happened. Which can only mean one thing. There is no God. Of course, if your daughter gets hit by a meteorite today, I would have some serious egg on my face. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You all suck. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Well, it was a massage plus happy ending sort of thing. Now it's more of a sad ending. Because of you! I've tried 15 different massage therapists over the last few years. I don't know why, but she's the best I've found. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Cause there's another reason besides being sick that he'd risk his life for a stranger. She's not a stranger. The damsel in distress is an epileptic. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | She recently got the thin envelope from her first choice preschool. But it turns out it was her fake first choice, 'cause she was convinced she couldn't get her kid into her actual first choice without a substantial donation or an inside connection. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Hmm. Quite a dilemma. Oh, great pool hall oracle, grant me guidance. Do we go with Foreman’s theory, which is at least marginally supported by medical test results, or Chase’s theory, which is completely unsupported by medical evidence. What to do… |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You smell that? I think that is the stink of hypocrisy. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Didn't seem to fit with the whole "I'm-just-jerking-you-guys-around" gestalt. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Good God! Has none of you ever read a history book? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It does sound that way, doesn't it? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | He’s important to you, got it. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No, I didn’t think so. I just think you didn’t tell any of them that you were down here. Now why would that be? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Parents travelled a lot, leaving me with her. She liked things the way she liked them. She believed in discipline. I hardly ever screwed up when she was around. Too scared of being forced to sleep in the yard or take a bath in ice. Your turn. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Six out of six is two better than four out of six, right? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | On the one hand, Kutner’s right. Maybe she's a sweet young thing, not a screw-up lying through her teeth. On the two hand, a pregnancy test only takes five minutes, and we no longer kill rabbits. So in conclusion, shut up, do the tests. What else? |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | If she's telling the truth. She claims she objectively sees reality. Weighing the good and bad in people. If that's true, I don't care how many times her sister borrowed her scrunchie without asking, a free kidney ought to trump all the bad stuff. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | See, people remember how many they’ve got. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Hey, hey, hey, we're not here to play the blame game. These things happen. There's no way you could know. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | No, you’re afraid to change. You’d rather imagine that you can escape instead of actually try. ‘Cause if you fail, then you got nothing. So you’ll give up the chance of something real so you can hold onto hope. The thing is, hope is for sissies.' |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | It fits the symptoms. Me likee. Oh, and one more thing. I’ve been told that I’ve got to get rid of one of you guys by the end of the week. New sheriff, belt tightening, you know how it goes. Okay, carry on. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | God you're weak. First thing on my list of things do would be to stab him back. Last thing would be on my list would be to lie to my boss about it and give the bastard everything he wanted. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You son of a bitch! What about your words, your actions. Gotta get him cleaned up, get him to show some humility, when it comes to actually doing something you prove that all you care about is bitch slapping a guy who refused to kiss your ass. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Everyone will tell you that that's what we gotta make her do. We have to help her, right? Except we can't. We drag out her story. Tell each other that it'll help her heal. Feel real good about ourselves. But all we've done is make a girl cry. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You decided that his single drawer of clothes is one drawer too many. But you don’t have the guts to tell him. So… You’re emotionally walking away instead of actually walking away. Which is stupid ‘cause only one of those is good for your heart. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | You knew I had an angle the moment I poured soap on to a scrub brush. You could have thrown me out, or ignored me, or found another exterminator. You didn't even tell Mark that I kept coming by. You LET this happen because you wanna be with me. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I want to hear you say it. It will please me. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | For a year, I've done everything you've asked, and everybody else is happy. I run on my treadmill. You just sit there and watch. You're a faith healer. You take advantage of people who want to believe. But there's nothing in your bag of tricks. |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | I just figured it was quicker running the test than arguing with you. My point is go! |
Write text to appeal to the personalities of the people in cluster 560 in the style of character dialogue | Because there's no reason to test for the other thirty. The only way we're going to find out what she's been doing is to search her. |