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Not sure why Morgan Spurlock would make a horror-bent documentary on rats, but he did. Maybe it's just the trailer, but eek.

Will Holland sewer rats make an appearance?

Embiid Breaks Navicular Bone Again

Oh god no

fUCK THIs game it's foucking mimpossible toWIN

You sound like you need to take a breather.

Tired of people not accepting friend requests? I might have the solution Just now, I played against a Druid that played Coin + Innervate + Astral Communion. The turn after he drew Alexstrasza. As far as I'm concerned, that's like getting a Royal Flush in poker. I actually felt excited even though I was on the receiving end, so I sent a friend request to share this wonderful moment with my opponent. I waited and waited, but it appears he thought I wanted to flame. I can't blame him though, I'm always reluctant to accept a friend request after getting lucky because of all the hateful words. I'm pretty sure we've all encountered a similar situation and that's a bit sad. Blizzard doesn't exactly give us the right tools to convey our good intentions to our opponents. Saying 'Well played' or 'Spectacular' can easily be perceived as bitter and sarcastic. There is one emote however that I think is perfect in this situation, but nobody ever uses it. I'm talking about a simple 'Thank you'. Why would you ever say thanks when getting your ass whooped unless you actually enjoyed it? I know it will not always guarantee me a new friend, but I'm sure it will improve my chances. Either way, my fellow redditors, I want to take this opportunity to implore you to follow my example. Using this 'secret code' will definitely allow us to find new friends without getting insulted by some lowlife scrub. Are you with me?

Thank you...

Nigerian man with 97 wives says he is still 'very much alive'

That is definitely the face of a guy with 97 wives.

Brand new Silverado with trailer slid off boat launch

good thing he had the flotation device in the truck.

Favorite Juice Brand

You need to get out more.

I've also heard Lucio say, after taking out a turret, Hope you didn't work too hard on that! One of my favorites.

And Torb I worked hard on that!!

Are you trying to make a point that the system in Montreal is fine when compared to *third world countries*? I mean if that's your point then sure ok but really?

Sounds about right.

One of these teams still has an FCS team on their schedule.

Oh booo hooo, we've had it soooo easy this season

Shouldn't have worn my red vest. (not the one you're thinking of) Went to a ski swap, and I had been in the place for less than a minute figuring out where the xc boots I wanted to peruse might be... a woman with a few kids turned to me and said Can you help us? in an overwhelmed tone. I didn't say anything, just looked at her and blinked. After about 5 seconds, she said Oh, do you work here? and I said I didn't. She said she thought I did because it looked like I knew about 'this kinda stuff'. I told her I likely knew less than most people in the building. I did have a really cool warm red vest on that looks pretty outdoorsy. Maybe that's why.

cool warm vest I love the English language.

Steel with the best of teammates

What was the build up to this?

ToS violations versus teen drunk driving, HMMMM. Such a moral dilemma.

You wouldn't download a car

Canada Student Loan Repayment Relief: As of November 1, no single Canadian will have to repay their Canada Student Loan until she or he is earning at least $25,000 per year

Combined with the looming Trump presidency, I imagine our friendly Northern neighbors will need to build that wall.

This. Use your fucking brain for once, medics! If you die in a stupid situation with your pants down it's not our fault and you didn't deserve the points in the first place.

But hero medic is best medic!

Because I'm...

Spidey ROFLSTOMPS.

If i hear source 2 again i'm gonna make a fucking gambling website. It's ringing in my head.

source 2

Hurr durr, the US has 3x as many rapes per capita.

Don't say you weren't warned.

Once in Office, Trump Wont give a Shit. Why do you think he actually cares. Can you Honestly not see what he is doing.

He had a front row seat for 9-11, genius.

-a map in 1940s -a map in the future -a map in (Atlantis , Bermuda Triangle , Ancient Egypt or Pennsylvania) -a map in a Modern time

Pennsylvania lol what would there be to do here?

Realistically: bungo prefers Hunters and Warlocks. That's what most of their staff plays. Lore Wise: The Shadowshot supplies itself off the energy of it's targets. The Ward of Dawn is supplied of It's Defenders light.

Yes and that favoritism is how the Hammer of Sol was born

It's fucking 3:20am in the morning in California. 6:20am in NY. Nobody is shit posting at Reddit in the middle of the night. But sure, as always it's the Americans fault

ManU fans can't take in the fact that English football fans despise them.

John Lewis resists stop funding hate calls to pull newspaper campaign

It's good companies are being named, I now know who to avoid.

Why would any white person be afraid of the ending of their majority status? What is so bad about being a minority in the US?

The different ethnic groups in Iraq have gotten along very well....

It's sad to realize how low Forbes has fallen, it's like just another BuzzFeed.

Nah, BuzzFeed is way better than Forbes

That system looks disgustingly mid-2000s.

And looks like a dvd player.

Man shot in Russia, crowd does not care.

Mother always said nothing good happens after midnight.

BMW just revealed a self-correcting motorcycle you can ride without a helmet

Show my a rider who would forego a helmet and I'll show you one without a head.

Update: Trump Attacker Is Hillary Supporter, Mentioned in Wikileaks, Hit Previous Rally

Great unbiased source.

I'm 100+ points behind and captaining Firmino. Here are his stats against Watford last year: 0 shots 0 chances created 0 take-ons 0 crosses 57% pass accuracy Who's with me?

What an inspired choice!

Yes, although his power of positive thinking philosophy appears hyperbole to the uninitiated.

That's a clever redefinition of trumpian bullshit.

Rewatching Mexico 2016 and noticed Lewis is standing with FIA officials during the anthem rather than with the other drivers. Anyone know why? Obviously not a huge thing but just curious.

Because he is #blessed so he can't stay with the rest of the drivers.

Anyone want to give me suggestions for what i should do in a future 9b9t video?

Sve your progress in the nether using a bed

Lol except cocaine is WAAY more expensive than heroin

I don't drugs I'm sorry

I don't want no damn foreign language bullshit on my TV!

Apparently people missed the obvious

I would love to do a dual fuel mod so I can run propane as well. That might be my favorite apocalypse /prepper mod.

You're weird dude.

I am a Notre Dame fan and Jaylon Smith might be my favorite Irish player ever so I'm thankful he's healthy... But god more Cowboy rookie narratives....

His brother is on our Practice Squad too...

LEGEND SAYS THAT YASUO IS STILL FARMING TOP LANE

HOW ELSE CAN I AFFORD TO GET THE ITEMS I NEED TO CARRY YOU PLEBS

I think he has said before that he doesn't want to coach a big club but I might be wrong?

Perfect situation for him then

Alcohol AND porn shoulders.

Sin incarnate!

Lol, you sound just like the white people arguing in my class

Did you just assume my race?

Mormon gift opens up a vast new path for African-American genealogical treasures

I guess this makes up for not allowing them into the Celestial Kingdom before 1978.

Invisible players I'm having a problem where i will see a gun, and only a few seconds later the player model will load in. It's really annoying as it's gotten me killed a couple of times. I play in directx9, does anyone know any fixes to this?

In console, maybe try turning player.cull off or setting playercull.minCulldist higher.

This guy has been messaging me since May. What do?

How does one kill Navi?

you should delete your reddit account Rule 2: Low-effort posts, reposts, self-serving screenshots, NSFW, and unrelated posts are subject to removal on discretion.

And here I was thinking that I'm the only person on this sub who bothered reading the rules... Guess there's 2 of us!

Women have sex with 15 year old boy after luring him with pizza party

Photos, or it didn't happen.

I actually had to read your comment out loud to understand what you are trying to say. I still didn't fully comprehend, though. Could you rephrase or something?

Yeah, racist jokes are *real* racism and it's fucking stupid to pretend otherwise

Nintendo Switch would be Nintendo's chance to create a VR headset Knowing that the Switch will be more powerful that the Wii U, Nintendo could make a VR headset, using the detachable controller pieces as the controller's for VR (provided that they are motion tracking). They only need a camera and a headset (and maybe new controllers)

I seriously doubt the Switch will be able to supply enough processing power for VR.

Being trapped in Runespan for so long, you start to see things.

better rename runecrafting to Ruecrafting!

I know you shouldt judge a book by its cover but your lack of fashion sense makes my think cha was a dump stat :p

you never know, in BDSM black shiny leather is endearing.

Keenan Allen to IR. Joey Bosa activated to 53-man roster.

We'll give you one Terrance Williams for a Pass Rusher.

Having a kid is really weird. You have to take all the normal notions you have about poop and pee and vomit and boobs and genitals, and throw them ALL out the window. Your relationship to those things is changed, period. Boobs are now tools, 2 AM is a normal time to wake up for a half hour and go back to bed (for six months), pee is the reason your garbage is heavy, and vaginas are just a tiny thing you have to wipe poop out of three times a day. Some people deal with these changing social norms better than others. It can break your brain.

*screams internally*

Isn't that the correct way or something

It's the French way, apparently.

I think he knows he is humiliating himself and gets off on things like getting kicked out of female restrooms.

The reason he cannot get a job is because he is oppressed because of his gender, not because he looks like a goofus

All day!? Impossible

I feel like context would be helpful.

I live right down the road from that company and never heard about them until just now.

Great company.

Who Will Join Rise Nation? Who do you guys think will be the new roster joining Rise Nation? I think it either has to be NAMELESS's squad, or that Loony is staying and Rise bought out the other three players from Elevate. Let me know what you guys think or if there is another lineup out there you think Rise might be interested in.

nameless or killas squad, probably nameless'

The Chiefs made it last season after starting 1-5 so yeah, it can happen

That's a prime example why we could make it because I think the NFC east is going to cannibalize themselves along with what happens in the south every year where we starting beating each other up a lot.

I hate this song and i don't even know why. I love Rancid and pop-rock-skate-punk-ska type of music but something about this song just irritates me.. Still it's great to see Rancid on the front page!! Maybe some NOFX next? :)

With the new NoFX album there may be some new material to try.

NGL I've been rooting against y'all since you let texas beat y'all. Not cool bro

that game was doubly hard for me :(

Bomb enemies look pretty cool in FFXV

Oh god

Osiris waveclear? Hiya folks, me again asking another dumb question. I am normally solo laning, and Im a huge fan of Osiris, i know hes not in the meta at all, but i just realized I had both of his frankestein skins an i really want to give him a go at the moment, but i have no idea how hes supposed to clear wave. Every other warrior has an aor ability that can hit the whole wave, orba clear combo for hitting them all, Osiris however, has me lost, any advice would ve appreciated, thanks in advance friends

You usually level his 2 and use it to clear the archers, while autoing with your cleaves to kill the rest of the wave, while poking the other solo.

You can now enter text using your keyboard on remote play. Not sure if this is news or not. No mouse support and looks to only be up when you are prompt for keyboard input in the game.

I discovered that the other day, it's so convenient!

My concept for team stickers for ELEAGUE Major 2017

0/10 No Godsent.

Actual text from an actual group member: I was about to jack off and then the power went out ugh Um, good to know. Thanks for sharing. Also, you shouldn't *need* the power for that.

These kids today have no imagination

I'm just happy to be here.

What show are you doing?

So nothing ever changes with the criminal. Same damn thing that happened when she and Bill moved out of the White House. Over $200,000.00 of furniture and art.

My buddy said he got some real classy lamps on EBay for pretty cheap, but he had to pay shipping from New York....................

Does he have Sickle Cell Trait, or Sickle Cell Anemia/Disease? Because they are two different, though related things. SCT is basically that you carry the genes for it, and there is a chance your children will have SCA, where as SCA is the actual disease itself. The example you see all over the thread is Ryan Clark and he has SCA.

Geno's Wikipedia page says he has SCT

I don't understand why you even need highbeem in a city.

Assertion of dominance

Hillman might be our best back right now, what the fuck

yeah, especially with jet battling a injury

That was my shit as a kid. I dont remember one fucking episode.

I remember them living in a different type of house every episode.

Smallwood, big balls. Nice run.

Yes, we did!

I needed those You tell 'em Terry, tell 'em and tear 'em. Video games are important.

I'm not sassing that man, even via the interweb.

Top Tip: Don't name your kid after a person, place, or thing on the Internet. Me: Sorry, son, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

...Where's the joke?

What is replaced on it when lightning strikes?

I would guess the two big wire wound resistors and possibly the carbon blocks under the black metal cap.

Incredible airborne sideways throw from South African cricket player that got batter out

Because i understand this game :)

This not really my video but I would think it would be covered under fair use anyway.

Yeah, I don't mind at all when people use clips for educational purposes.

Placards

I think your suggested placard seems a bit disrespectful towards Pyrrha.

Auburn opens as 9 point road favorite at rival Georgia

Uh oh, Trigga Trey gonna get some revenge.

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Euro.

You get an upvote merely because I want this written on my t-shirt, it's pretty funny.

HAPPY THANKS GIVING DC_CINEMATIC

Jokers daughter.. kill it with fire

Hmmm. I was taught to kinds of taxiing which ATC can tell you to do: Taxi: ~1ft AGL moving up to 25kn Hover Taxi (same as expedited taxi): 50ft AGL moving 50kn Without a tower at most airports around me, it's more of the Wild West here where I'd say at least 20% of people don't even use the radio on a regular basis.

You should really be surface taxiing at a 3-5ft hover and an air taxi is whatever is needed to get you where you're going UNDER 100ft/60kts.

It doesn't matter. Investigating someone's in-game behaviour based not on reports, but the fact they made fun of you in a totally different environment is spiteful and childish. If you look for a reason to fuck over someone's career just because they laughed at your shit, then yu have ego problems.

The scary part is there are tons of people here defending Riot

It's one of the 4 stadiums that you can sailgate to and is built by a body of water

It's us, Tennessee, and who are the two others?

Oh my god yes I was terrified to say my worst fears out loud because I thought satan might make them come true but then I was afraid to think them cause jehovah might test me.

Ain't that a bitch lol

Guess you could say you were Livin' on a Prayer, OP

wrong Bon.....

What languages and tech do you have 6 years in?

1 year of firmware code for low latency network cards and 5 years of video game industry experience.

Hmm I honestly expected there to be a huge difference between a 100ug and a 200ug dose, especially since the comeup was noticeably more intense.. .. this isn't bad at all though! At what dose should I expect a noticeable difference?

What i always noticed between a 5 or 10 strip dose is just the time it lasts, it just lasts longer and longer not any more intense

Always love your family :)

:')

There's always clay.

You take that back you son of a bitch

Theres no joke its just stupid af

As foretold by whom?

Why are people so high on Pryor?

Tall, athletic, ton of potential, plays for a shit team, AND he can catch the ball.

La Banquise.

Overrated

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At this point I'd just let Boz score all the points in the game.

TIL William Ward, the University of Michigan football head coach in 1896, would go on to develop early surgical procedures to construct artificial vaginas.

Well, there was *something* on that man's mind and it sure wasn't football!

Apple is taking minimalism waayyyyyy too seriously.

It all started when they took away that mouse button.

Anais Zanotti

I want to die between those thighs.

Looks like Murphy is trying a new look at house shows.

BLOODY MURPHY

He's really trying to get his foot in the stock car world. Kind of expected him to go into sports cars though.

He's got a foot in every world... sportscar (IMSA & PWC), Stock Cars (ARCA & NCWTS) and rally car (GRC).

It's a tap-in and the commentator is celebrating it like a 30 yard volley to win the world cup. What the hell.

Yet we still see Premier League tap-ins hit the front page all the time right?