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#58471 | 212 | <Kaitlin> Holy shit my chair just broke right out from under
me... I was just sitting here and next thing I know I'm on the
ground and the keyboard tray has fallen down on top of me
<Kaitlin> I'm not a fatass, I swear!!!! *inno*
<Shala> i was refraining from that comment, tubby
|
#58454 | 139 | <Mosqui^> but don't diss clothes
<Mosqui^> clothes rule
<Mosqui^> i love clothes
<Mosqui^> and i love shopping for clothes
<Mosqui^> .....god i'm a woman
|
#58455 | 825 | <Matto20V> get lost
<uneekwahn> I can't
<uneekwahn> I have a map
* Matto20V points at his asshole
* uneekwahn opens his map for "the grand canyon"
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#58482 | -70 | *** m0ndi changes topic to '[01:08] <Lottiepie> now i don't
have pussy anymore [01:10] <m0ndi> u left it at your ex bf's
place that he can have some fun with [01:10] <Lottiepie> yep
:)'
<m0ndi> i guess thats enuff
<Lottiepie> the topic is too big
<mensab> nothings too big as long as is all goes in
<mensab> errrm... that could go into bash :P
|
#58422 | 389 | <Spammy> shit. i just ate my brothers christmas present
|
#58428 | -18 | <HitlerYouth88> all i want is a white girl for xmas :(
|
#58441 | 180 | <Jeph> Anyone have a dedicated server, my host is going out of
business, and we were buds so I wasn't paying anything, and
can't right now... heh?
<sbrain> maybe thats why they were going out of business
|
#58443 | 408 | * SilverH|Work is now known as SilverHorse
<SilverHorse> OMFG
<SilverHorse> I HELD MY DAMN DIAHREA ALL DAMN DAY
<SilverHorse> THEN I JUST GOT HOME
<SilverHorse> IT WAS LIKE FUCKING HIROSHIMA
<SilverHorse> I mean jesus
<SilverHorse> you could hear the splash across the house
<SilverHorse> it literally covered the entire surface area of
my ass
<SilverHorse> japanese people died when I let it go
|
#58421 | 196 | <cornbread> The last time I got an SMS from a chick, it said
'i h8 u fgt.'
<cornbread> I shit you not.
|
#25464 | 13413 | <kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who
understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
|
#822316 | 2356 | <@J^raxis> Some people have some weird fetishes. Which is
fine. Then they take photos of them, which is not.
|
#58392 | -37 | <{fedom}> Dude, I am MCSE and A+, but I dont act lame like
you!
<{fedom}> I am MCSE, A+, CIW, Oracle DBA......I am sitting
here
on a dual p-Xeon 2.8Ghz, 10GB RAM, 1TB 15,000RPM ultra160 SCSI
RAID HD;
give a fucking break kid, I make more money than you ever
will.
|
#58449 | 87 | * DrZaius sets mode: +b *.*!*@*
<DrZaius> lmao
<sneve> haha
<Air|THPS2> doc
<Air|THPS2> why *.*!?
<DrZaius> i've been using dos a lot lately
<DrZaius> and wasn't thinking
* DrZaius sets mode: -b *.*!*@*
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#58447 | 86 | <threeve> woohoo moms password is still same as last month
|
#58417 | 265 | Ryan : political correctness has gone too far! in the card
store i went to, the category for christmas was labelled
"Wednesday, December 25"
|
#58450 | 268 | <+ [Frost2] > fuck theres something in my eye
<psychicbug> frost got a cumshot in the eye
<psychicbug> ...again
<@ [ArtForz]> he prolly saw it cumming
<psychicbug> hahaha
<+ [Frost2] > you guys are sick k thx
|
#58319 | 1315 | <patti11_> anyone wanna talk to a f/10???
<Desantnik> patti11_: Of course you're one of those 10 year
olds that goes to Columbia university
*** patti11_ (Ender_@sidious.cs.columbia.edu) has left #Kids
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#58297 | 211 | <Sock_Monkee> yeah, i came out of the closet today....i went
in looking for my jacket but all that was there was a bunch
of queers
|
#58316 | 393 | <Wilykat> I'm so goth, I pee black stuff.
<Wilykat> My goth friends say I should go see a doctor.
<Wilykat> But they are just not goth enough to understand!
|
#58247 | 423 | <MickJ> FACT: FAKE TITS ARE A SIGN OF HORRIBLE SELF ESTEEM
<Turnspike> Wouldn't it be cool if they had implants with
goldfish in them
|
#58205 | -64 | <Kaos> Old school bling
<Kaos> If I could find one of those clock necklaces
<Kaos> I'd wear it
<Agnarth> flava flav
<steve> bling?
<steve> I'm sorry, I don't speak nigger.
|
#819217 | 841 | <Dark_Fox> Wheee.. Hooray for USB2.0's slow ass read/write
bandwidth
<Dark_Fox> I get to watch my mod compile at the blazing speed
of a snail
<Zail_Dark> snails are interesting
<Dark_Fox> I don't think they make for good eats, though
<Zail_Dark> what if it were a giant snail that was eating you?
<Dark_Fox> then i would be in soviet russia
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#58213 | 160 | <ian_> Speaking of shaving, I was experementing with my beard
trimmer's hair length settings so I decided to test it on my
chest hair. Now I have a trail of missing hair going from my
crotch to my neck. It's like you're looking from overhead at
a foreset with a trail of trees cut down.
<kierabee> your chest hair is on your crotch?
<ian_> There's no clear line of where one stops and one
begins.
<kierabee> that's a savory image
<ian_> kierabee, I can shave my ass hair and make a toupe.
<kierabee> why don't you just braid it and leave it in place?
<ian_> Can you braid it for me?
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#58222 | 457 | <brainbox> Xuberant, please, check your keyboard for stuck
keys
<brainbox> you've clipped Retard-Lock or something
|
#58214 | 14 | <ian_> kierabee, do you like when a guy puts his hand on the
back of your head and forces you down on his penis?
<hardlined> haha
<ian_> Or do you like to be more self-directed
<kierabee> have you forgotten that i'm a lesbian?
<hardlined> too much fun for a monday night.
<ian_> Cuz I've seen it both ways in the pornography movies,
<ian_> kierabee, lesbos still enjoy the dick.
<ian_> The Dick.
<hardlined> if she is a lesbian your gonna have to go the
forceful way.
<kierabee> well, that's clearly all the education that you've
had
<ian_> kierabee, the pepper spray only stung for a couple days
after I last had sex
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#58239 | 597 | <fluffy> note to self. when scanning a portion of your
anatomy. remember the scanning software keeps that preivew
image. untill your parents go to use it.
|
#58301 | 153 | <Oreo_Boy> Wal-Mart = microsoft with groceries
|
#58158 | 703 | * Locke is listening to Nsync - Tearin' Up My Heart
<Locke> ...
<Locke> time to turn the plug-in off
|
#58170 | 119 | <Presto> why do they even do that on websites.
<Presto> If the link above is flashing you win!
<Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing...
<Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash.
<Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A
WINNER!"
<Presto> pisses me off
<jenara> ive clicked it before
<jenara> turns out, you don't win
<jenara> you sell your soul
<jenara> TO THE DEVIL
<Moeser> NOOO NOT THE DEVIL!
* Moeser rips off his mouse button
<Moeser> must.... not... click...
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#58173 | 338 | <Vuriand> Curz: Does OFP have good music?
<Curz> No. It sucks
<Curz> And it sucks very hard
<Curz> Now I'm off to suck
<Curz> Argh
<Curz> *sleep
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#58188 | 503 | <chem> IM my friend gray then
<chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing
his own pc
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#818300 | 587 | Garby: I just have to find a crafty way to avoid them on
Monday.
Pollerskates: Wear a Madeleine McCann Halloween costume.
Pollerskates: They'll never be able to find you.
|
#58187 | 342 | <avat> damn, I've been playing ut too much
<avat> my cursor moved & I was gonna shoot it
|
#58172 | 100 | --> nwa (~mc_ren@dsl05673a42.mich.athenet.net) has joined #
perl-fu
<nwa> OMG I just had the best shower
<nwa> I bought one of those girly gay shower sponges
<nwa> man, I'm like fuckin lickable clean
<you_suck> ...
<nwa> anyone want to prove me wrong?
<nekroplasm> wtf
--- hardlined sets ban on *!*@*.athenet.net
<-- hardlined has kicked nwa from #perl-fu (uhh.. your outta
here like a boner in sweatpants..)
|
#58191 | 30 | *** AnimeHost used to use a script... back in the age of AOL
<@AnimeHost> a script was a mans sword back then.
<@AnimeHost> now... its a way to combat ignorant malays
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#58162 | 259 | <WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now
<Bart\> where to?
<WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking
off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"
<WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I
tell my mum what I'm off to do
<Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then
you go to the bathroom...
<Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me
<WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum
<WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)
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#58178 | 371 | *** Joins: Amnesia (ggdf@hide-49208.wc.saix.net)
<Amnesia> yo
<rawhed> yo amnesia
<rawhed> remember me? ;)
|
#58148 | 1653 | <Lakitu7> "This pokemon wears the skull of its dead mother"
<Lakitu7> Cubone is really screwed up
<Lakitu7> Why the hell would they write that into the
poke-universe? That's going to screw up some little kid
<Lakitu7> "We're sorry Johnny. Your mother didn't make it"
"Can i have her skull for a helmet?" "what?"
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#58129 | 247 | * Schroe enjoys the benifits of dial-up
<ZRaven> benifits?
<Schroe> In between page loads, I have time to clean various
parts of this eternally dirty house.
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#58153 | 22 | <Svartfot> try putting some flavored tea up you mouth..same
shit different name if you ask me
* Svartfot was kicked by Dekkon (Thank you for not discussing
the outside world, goodbye.)
<^flash> you guys kick and ban people for the most fucked up
reasons...
<hardlined> stfukthx
* McMoo sets mode: +b *!*_flash@*.bix.bellsouth.net
* ^flash was kicked by McMoo (no we don't.)
<JafoMatic> laugh
|
#58126 | 156 | <intra> I get to drop off kristin's bag... that reminds me, i
get to smell her clothes tonight before I go to bed.
|
#58127 | 110 | <Cecil> I keep on getting this error, it tells me to press
"any" key, where the fuck is the any key?
<A|LOCO> Right between the "jack" and "ass" key
|
#818068 | 717 | <Flaim> ok, why the fuck is the disk in a VIRTUAL MACHINE not
spinning up?
|
#58131 | 328 | <Nematocyst> Christ
<Nematocyst> I have you urinate
<Nematocyst> I hate to urinate
<Nematocyst> I have to urinate
<Nematocyst> fuck
<Nematocyst> the time it took me to write that I could have
peed like four times over
|
#58154 | 265 | <asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih
|
#58147 | 470 | <Keiichi> i love having a 5-CD changer and a shitty memory
<Keiichi> it's like an endless supply of new music
|
#58146 | 338 | <[0megaX]> oh what the hell, her computer is doing the exact
same damn thing
<[0megaX]> it's like there's a time bomb in os x..everything
works perfectly until this exact moment when it stops for both
of us..that's fooken strange
<AeroBob> It's a sign from God.
<AeroBob> Mac users edited it out of the Bible, but the
eleventh commandment was "Thou shalt get a proper computer,
for fuck's sake."
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#58132 | 782 | <Valas> i think my family left me and went on vaction
<Valas> nobody has answered the phone for 3 days
<Fulmanar> lol
<Valas> and my bro hasnt been home either
<Valas> this is what they did on thanksgiving
<Valas> they all went to toronto and didnt tell me
<Valas> and came back 2 days later
<Valas> i should leave a suicide note and run away for like a
month, and come back and tell them "See how it feels you
stupid fucks"
<Fulmanar> lmao
|
#58102 | 218 | <Davis[half-here> http://www.tubgirl.com
<---is that a rom site?
<@Mintzs> yes
|
#58108 | 1903 | *** IRC -- Based on the original code written by Jarkko
Oikarinen
*** Copyright 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991 University of Oulu,
Computing Center
<Jarkko> You people have turned a cute little project I did 5
years ago INTO A TREMENDOUS WASTE OF TIME!!! GET A LIFE!!!
MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT!!! You, with the bot...
have you ever kissed a woman?
|
#58103 | 102 | <crunchyfish> Yeah, poor ZS. Shoplifting, and then getting in
trouble for shoplifting. Things are so fucking unfair
sometimes.
<Chris_A> Hey, Winona Ryder didn't lose her IRC priviledges.
<crunchyfish> Yeah, and she's not half as hot as ZS.
|
#58123 | 220 | <intra> I have to go to Walmart to get some deoderant. But I
thought it would be weird to buy just deoderant, so I thought
about getting some DING-DONGs or something, but then I'd be
buying DING-DONGS and DEODERANT. So I figure I might buy a
shirt, but then I'd be buying DING DONGS, DEODERANT and a
SHIRT. So I'm screwed no matter what I buy.
|
#58098 | 385 | <Kersus> we have to exchange presents at work. we had a $20
limit. So naturally
I bought 20 dollars worth of kool-aid
|
#818440 | 2012 | <Runter> If I ever become ruler of the world
<Runter> I'm going to hold huge "Where's Waldo" contests
<Runter> Dress one guy up as waldo and put him in a crowd of
like 1000 people
<Runter> and get people from helicopters to try to find him
<Runter> to win they have to shoot him
<Jay> Why would you have to shoot him?
<Runter> Because I've always wanted to fucking kill waldo. I
mean seriously who doesn't fucking hate him?
<Jay> I don't
<Runter> Well then, do you like dress-up?
|
#58097 | 216 | <mootlife> wtf
* mootlife prayers have been answered
<mootlife> bus full of hot chicks just came here
* mootlife goes outside
|
#58121 | 320 | * LordLinus has returned.. back again ..[gone/46d 16h 43m 32s]
* LordLinus is gone.. autoaway after 15 min [cyp/lp]..
<nester> and so it begins again...
|
#58112 | 222 | <falc> i now declare 'oat' to mean 'on another topic', please
update your geeky brains immediately
|
#58115 | 138 | <KungFuGrp> CABLE
<KungFuGrp> It's ALIVE!!!!!!
<KungFuGrp> the cable man didn't say anything about the warez
cds, but he kind of got mad cause of the black box plugged
into the tv
<Wilamena> haha
|
#58119 | 143 | <Marlean> At a concert for the homeless they gave the homeless
CD`s instead of food. Like they could ever listen to it...
* Marlean sighs
|
#58092 | 242 | <Carlo> hand me the url
<S^^> it's in norwegian
<Carlo> so am I
|
#58093 | 160 | <Kerrick> Thank you for installing the newest in microsoft
products: Microsoft Church
<Kerrick> Error! file: pope.bmp contains corrupt data, and
cannot load
<Kerrick> Please follow these simple steps so we can customize
Microsoft Church to your liking
<Kerrick> Step 1: Which of your children would you like to be
molested? []Billy []Michael []Timmy
<Kerrick> Step 2: with the addition of papyal tithing is even
easier! (to continue donate 1/10 of your salary via the paypal
button)
<Kerrick> Step 3: Microsoft church will go inot full screen
mode and cannot be closed for 2 hours every Sunday []morning
[]afternoon []night
<Kerrick> Thank you for setting up microsoft church!
|
#58091 | 229 | <WimpBastard> so tired
<WimpBastard> 3am
<Buchwald> it's only 11am. you should be wide awake
<WimpBastard> ...
<WimpBastard> wtf
<Buchwald> dude, i live in america. our time is the correct
time.
<Buchwald> therefore, you should be awake
<WimpBastard> >:|
|
#58077 | 192 | <@Zeth> SLing: Will you take 3 years, $2.5 million with a
$500,000 signing bonus?
<@SLing> Dude, for that much money I'd eat poop for a living
|
#58051 | 159 | <Maltagal> hi
<Ace> sup
<Maltagal> r u over 40
<Ace> haha no
<Maltagal> well i was going to see what u r like b/c my mum is
single
|
#818305 | 1471 | <XaSer> what's the word for NOT independent? unindependent?
<travly> yeah
<XaSer> thanks!
<travly> no problem, really =)
|
#58067 | 164 | <ace> type //run c:\con\con
*** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.19503) Quit (Read error to
voonilla: Connection reset by peer)
*** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.10540) has joined #3GIMPS
<voonilla> fark yew
<voonilla> i had to like pull my computer out of the wall
<voonilla> coz this fatal action thing wouldnt go away
<voonilla> and my computer wont turn off if u push the button
<voonilla> coz if u shut it down it turns off by itself and
shit
<voonilla> and so I HAD TO PULL IT OUT OF THE FUCKING WALL
<voonilla> AND ITS ALL UR FUCKING FAULT
|
#58074 | -69 | <zAim\brb> let webcam chat
<PriMa^BeLLa> let me put on sum makeup...
<PriMa^BeLLa> bfrb
<PriMa^BeLLa> brb^
|
#58080 | 251 | <jalist> im giving lin what i always give her
<jalist> my knob with a ribbon round it
<jalist> maybe one day she'll actually want it
<kuhndog> kind of a small gift dont ya think jalist?
|
#58078 | 264 | <Danae> From the viewpoint of an uncorrupted Christian guy,
what would candles mean?
<paranoid> He wants sex.
<Iggles> sex.
<Danae> Danae will devirginized once married.
<paranoid> Devirginized? By the Devirginizer?
<paranoid> I don't know how you "pure" and "uncorrupt" people
work, he could be giving you candles to justify his guilt of
fantasizing about you when he beats off all his curbed
christian rage into a sweatsock late at night.
|
#58073 | 223 | <Nookadum> and yet I have NO spelling erros
|
#58033 | 5 | <PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Looking up your
nationality...
<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Checking Country
<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Found your race
<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** ERR YOU = DISGUSTING SLAV
<PSIKAR> Closing Link: 0.0.0.0 (Sorry, AUSTRALIA is full - try
later)
|
#58045 | -1 | <Mr^Bobo> i got a hard on today gettin a haircut,,,oriental
bitch
|
#57933 | 189 | <SantaClaus> Santa on @#gaysouthcoast
<SantaClaus> spreading white christmas in all the wrong places
|
#57934 | -79 | (dosdemon) when you go to the tournament ask around,
everybody has like insane shit to trade
(dosdemon) cards I never fucking heard of
(coderage) you see any strong black there
(dosdemon) yea there were these negroes playing yu-gi-oh that
looked pretty scary
(dosdemon) make good workers if ya train em right
(coderage) yeah but i dont have any fried chicken mana
|
#57928 | 235 | <[5e]-j4yj0hn> I just dont have that much maney i can spend
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> Its all tied up in other things
<[5e]-One> like playboy mags and condoms
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> no, i have kazaa and socks
|
#818078 | 1139 | <matt> Can anyone help me solve a two body problem?
<dsk> Id sink them in the ocean or feed them to pigs
<dsk> but if you do the pigs make sure to remove hair and
teeth first
<matt> Umm i meant in physics...
|
#57942 | 298 | <SnowSpectre> good lord... I search for "dos 5" on winmx and
this turns up
<Bullet> ?
<SnowSpectre> 5 young student girls fucked by 2 gym teachers
(Lolita Teen Preteen Porn Rape Sex Nude) QWER(1).mpg
<Bullet> Lovely. lol
<SnowSpectre> and two more ~1GB porn movies
<Bullet> damn.
<SnowSpectre> and they're all chicks. come on, if you're going
to return porn when I search for old versions of dos, at least
tailor it to my needs
<Tobisaurus> umm...
<SnowSpectre> something like "hunky british sys admin flames
stupid newbies"
<Bullet> lol
* Tobisaurus smirks
|
#58032 | 696 | <Krasny> I have a bet with a friend he claims Sydney is not
the capitol of Australia LOL
<PsychoFreak> Uhhh
<BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA
<PsychoFreak> Sydney isn't the capital of Australia
<PsychoFreak> you're fucked
<BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA
|
#58031 | -31 | <ras> i wish you could get a filter on irc to keep ethnics
from messaging me
|
#57925 | 220 | <Slime> Smearing your weiner in dog food and going over to Rex
does not count as losing your virginity
<Slime> Trust me, I should know
<Slime> You should have seen the faces at the hospital when I
asked where the "Ward for People Who Have Had Their Penises
Chewed On By Dogs"
|
#57916 | 297 | <do0rkn0b> i wanna learn c++ but i am fat
<Tomato> if anything fat helps you learn c++
<Loco-san> cause you cant move from your chair
|
#57823 | 426 | <DrT> i was on that cruise once. got really drunk and fucked
mini mouse
<katlizy> mini mouse?
<katlizy> is that not just a little kinky?
<DrT> freaked me out when the fake head came off. turned out
to be a really nice guy though
|
#57829 | 1725 | <PigsCantFly> SO MY MUM WAS LIKE "CLEAN YOUR ROOM" AND IM LIKE
"NO WAY FACIST" IM THE PUNKEST
<@K0ffing> THEN I SAID I'M 12 NOW MUM I CAN STAY OUT AS LONG
AS I LIKE AND SHE SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM SO I STABBED HER WITH
MY LINKIN PARK PEN
<PigsCantFly> D00D MY MUM SAID SHE DOESNT WANT ME SKATING IN
THE HOUSE BUT I WAS LIKE NO WAY HITLER AND I KICK-FLIPPED TO
INDY GRIND ON THE CAT
|
#57779 | 207 | <Lint> too bad the onion wont be allowed to print under
martial law.
<Spam_Man> is that where ninjas patrol the streets?
|
#57652 | -15 | <MAWKS> i aint a fag
<MAWKS> but ill suck a fags dick
|
#57799 | 661 | <@newt0r> thank god, im atheist
|
#818471 | 508 | <BluECliQ> My uncle from South Carolina is visiting for the
week.
<BluECliQ> I haven't seen this guy in 10 years and we have
nothing in common, but I have to make small talk for another 5
hours until my mom gets home.
<champlor> what kinda stuff is he into?
<BluECliQ> He hunts, fishes, drinks and works for a cable
company.
<champlor> your uncle is larry the cable guy?
<BluECliQ> If he says 'git er done', I'm leaving my house.
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#57733 | -3 | <Locke> that reminds me of my orange shirt thingy
<Locke> (its not actually orange mind you)
<Locke> its from their stupid campign for sms messages
<kailus> oh ok
<Locke> it says "r u ok?"
<Locke> and when you turn it inside out it says "i feel gr8!"
<Locke> and im just dying to write "OMG LOL!!!!" on it
<Locke> but the ink will wash off :/
<kailus> hehe awww :\
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#57810 | 700 | <Volt9000> 8===D O:
<Volt9000> 8===D O:
<Volt9000> 8===D O:
<Volt9000> 8===DO:
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==DO:
<Volt9000> 8==D~O:
<Volt9000> 8==D~~O:
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#57804 | 843 | <OmkAR> weeeeeee
<OmkAR`> they should have a tv show, where ppl go from cable
back to dialup for like a month
<OmkAR`> and they film it
<OmkAR`> like survival
<Spiffeh> rofl
<@q-ReZ> lol
<@d-_-b> haha
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#57753 | 226 | < peter> alanis morrisette is a prime example of why horses
shouldn't be allowed to sing.
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#57644 | 243 | <iaruj> some idiot keeps unplugging lan cable
<seniaguol> is his name...
<seniagoul> whatever your name is?
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#57631 | 78 | < dai> my knowledge of c/c++ is comparable to my knowledge of
women
< Weeble> dai: got a null pointer huh?
< pairo> You can always read books about C.
< shiwan> dai: that doesn't say very much. :P
< dai> shiwan: you're a cruel one
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#57603 | 25 | <kisama> !speedtest
<orge> computer speed is 1125Mhz
<claws03> lurking at 1364Mhz
<SantaJes> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1915Mhz
<kisama> ticks: 148mhz
<kisama> yeah.
<kisama> fear me motherfuckers
<orge> huh?
<orge> ticks?
<orge> i dont know whats lamer ticks or that 148 mhz
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#57515 | 752 | <gazzy> fucken dammit u know it's a bad sign when you wake up
and "I R 1337" is written on ur penis :/
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#57411 | 280 | <oblique> i dated a canadian once
<Znutar> Did you get a refund?
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#57565 | 85 | <Nephilim> No, I'm going out on a date with a girl that's had
a thing for me since high school
<Nephilim> And... she gives head!!!!!!!!!!
<+jdp> sooo
<+jdp> she will be repulsed at the sight of you now? ^_^
<Nephilim> ...
<+jdp> j/k good luck!!!
<Nephilim> Damnit
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#57542 | 406 | <santa-tim> cause the photo CRIED OUT TO BE HAXORED
<santa-tim> it said
<santa-tim> PHOTOSHOP A DICK IN HERE, IT WILL BE FUNNY
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#57443 | 113 | <Yaleman> omg.. you should see a netsplit / join on a warez
channel with over 3000 people in it... intense
<Yaleman> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
<Yaleman> it's like a rollercoaster ride man
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#57532 | 556 | <Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes
sense, since they're waving...
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