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ebksjy

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https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebksjy/i_almost_sprayed_my_cooter_with_wd40/

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i almost sprayed my cooter with WD-40

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ebkor7

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebkor7/i_still_have_feelings_for_my_ex/

self.confessions

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I still have feelings for my ex

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ebko5d

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebko5d/im_cheating_update/

self.confessions

i’m still cheating. the more i get into it with the other girl the more feelings i lose for the one i’m with. every time we have sex i catch myself thinking of her. i think i lose more feelings for her each time. and i feel really bad. i know i love this person i’m with but i think i just love them in a different way now. sometimes i think i want to break it off, not because i want to run off with the other girl, but because i owe it to my partner. i owe it to her to not do this to her. she didn’t do anything wrong. so i have a plan. we’re seeing each other in 4 days for 16 days (20 dec- 5 jan) i’m going to see how it goes. this year hasn’t been good for us in in the first place and we even both decided that we would talk and see how things go with this visit. i feel like i want out of this relationship. i don’t feel like i’m the same person i was when we got together 2 years ago, and if i was then by all means i would still feel the same. but i’ve changed. and i think my love changed too. this does not justify me cheating. but in the other girl i found something i’ve never had before. something light and a real true best friend who i can tell anything to. who i can joke endlessly with, who we both can make fun of but still love each other. i do believe i love this person. but it’s not fair for me to do this to my partner. deep down i know that all i want is the other person, but how do i break it off with my partner? i don’t know what to do. i feel genuinely guilty. so please do not hate me in the comments.

i’m cheating (update).

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ebkklc

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebkklc/dont_smoke_my_weed_and_disrespect_me/

self.confessions

I once put snot inside some lads weed pipe because he wouldn't go to the shop for cake for the boys

Don't smoke my weed and disrespect me

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ebkgoq

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebkgoq/shower_time/

self.confessions

When my cousin Amy was 16 and I was 17 I'll call myself Jason we had the hots for each other. She would let me touch her tits and ass and flex my dick on her while we had cloths on. She was not a virgin as she had told me she had fucked a guy and been fingered by a few. She had also fingered a girl and licked her pussy once when drunk as a skunk she said. One summer afternoon we had both been busy in the orchard and barn while her folks were on a trip, I was here on one of my annual cousin Jason visits. She has a shower you can walk into in her room and we were talking how dirty we were. I said why not take a shower together and she looked at me with a big grin and said I don't know about that Jason. Will you be a good boy Jason and I said why of course aren't I always Amy. I guess I could add what we look like she is 5ft 6 with a great ass nice tits and she looked like main daughter character on LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE. I on the other hand was 5 ft 3 with a nice ass my cousin told me and shoulders and cute. My dick size surprised her as she always figured it was tiny like 5 inches. Mine was 7 inches and thicker than most I now know all these years later from the women I've known. Well we undressed without looking at each other and she got in first then I did. She told me to wash up first so I lathered up my hair and was blind and swirled around and asked for the bar of soap and heard Amy gasp . It was Amy I said whats wrong oh though she said and handed me the soap. I swirled back and then it dawned on me the sound was Amy's reaction to the size of my hard dick . I got the soap off real good and turned around to see Amy's eyes glued to my dick. I said your up and it broke her concentration and she got all lathered and I started to get very horny and did not care if she was my cousin. Her legs were spread wide and she was bent over so I decided what hell and I rubbed my dick up and down her slit. Amy started to moan and to my happy ears she said fuck me Jason, cum in my pussy fill me up. I said really yeah I'm on the pill do it fuck me hard do it. So I eased my head inside my first cousins pussy and grabbed her hips and started to pump while she held onto the shower. It was great her pussy was so tight and so wet my dick just slipped right in. I could feel her pussy heat and tightness. I moved my hands to her tits as I kept pumping her pussy with my big dick, she was moaning like crazy. She said things like Pound me with your horse cock pound me ,I've wanted you for a long time, I finger myself in school thinking about your dick in me of you shooting your big white load in mu pussy. Come on baby do it do it for me Jason do it now. With that I felt it coming inside me hard and it wanted out now, so I shot huge stream after stream of thick white cum deep inside her hairy pussy. I PUMPED UNTIL I COULD NOT PUMP ANYMORE SPERM INTO HER TIGHT PUSSY. Just then we heard her brothers loud truck outside so I got my cloths and ran like hell into my room and got dressed and so did Amy. He came in and said he just came in to check on things. We talked about the work we had done, we neglected to mention the reason his sister now had my sperm in her pussy though. Once he left I put her on the couch and pulled down her shorts and spread her legs. I told Amy I had always wanted to eat her pussy and it was her time to come. She said she came while we fucked well you need one more then. I started to lick her lips then up and down from clit to vagina and back tongue fucked her swirled my tongue around her clit and sucked on it while finger fucking her this drove her wild until she went wild and kept panting lick me eat me Jason bury your face in me until she grabbed my hair and moaned really load. My face was soaking wet with her love and I kissed her gently and we embraced. Those were good times

Shower time

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ebke3u

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebke3u/i_purposefully_ran_up_the_price_of_an_item_on/

self.confessions

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I purposefully ran up the price of an item on eBay for multiple listings so I could get what I felt was fair for my laptop.

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ebk7iq

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebk7iq/i_sharted_my_pants_a_week_ago_and_nobody_knew/

self.confessions

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I sharted💩 my pants a week ago and nobody knew.....

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ebjzi4

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjzi4/i_went_on_a_drunk_rant_and_ruined_my_relationship/

self.confessions

Two night ago I was out with my girlfriend and her best friend and her best friends boyfriend. Anyways everything between us before this was going great and I was really happy for once in my life. The best friends boyfriend decided a few drinks in to tap out and we had already ordered a set of shots so I drank the extras just because they were offered. I don't remember the next hour very well but I do remember all of us talking about a girl that we know who lives an interesting lifestyle. She's essentially an Instragram model and goes to concerts with the sole intention of having sex with the artist in question. Anyways I apparently went on a tirade about how this girls lifestyle is not one anyone should seek and that she's essentially worthless. My gf and her friend tried to argue that nobody is inherently worthless regardless of how they choose to spend their time on this earth and I do agree with this, but my drunk self would not let it go. My girlfriend broke up with me about this yesterday although I tried to plead that I really don't agree with the thoughts I expressed the other night. She did believe me and doesn't think I'm a bad person but she said that she at least needs a break from us to think about things. I probably don't deserve a second chance but I do feel it was unfair of her to maybe judge my thoughts based on a rant I had while drunk. Since then I've promised to quit drinking since clearly it brings out a hateful side of me that otherwise doesnt exist. I'm quite inexperienced as I'm still very young and Im not even sure if this is the right sub to post on. I feel very alone right now and would love if anyone here can give me some tips on self improvement, learning to forgive myself, or just comment what you think. Thank you for reading

I went on a drunk rant and ruined my relationship

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ebjvlf

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjvlf/i_cheated_on_my_boyfriend_with_my_now_dead_best/

self.confessions

I’m using a throwaway account and this is my first time posting to reddit. All of this was just a spur of the moment confession so I’m sorry if it doesn’t make a lot of sense, I’ll re-edit it later once I find a computer. Backstory - My best friend (I’ll call him B) and I have known each other since sophomore year of high school. I started going out with one of his best friends sometime later that year, which was horrible all in itself and I might post the story about that later. Anyway, I had a small inkling that B liked me in school, but he never said anything to me about it and I never thought of asking him. We graduated in 2018 and B and I stopped speaking later that year. It was only recently that we started to reconnect. The Confession - One day when my boyfriend was at work, I had just gotten home from an interview when B messaged me about hanging out. B and his girlfriend would come over to my boyfriends house and we would all just chill and smoke, but we haven’t done that in about a week or two. I messaged B back and said that I could hang out with him that night and he said that he’d come and get me when he was ready. So, in the mean time, I messaged my boyfriend to let him know what all was happening and he told me okay and to go have fun. 4pm rolls around and B shows up. We go back to his house and just chill there and shoot the shit. We smoked bowl after bowl and just talked about the most random stuff, having a great time. So a few hours later he asks if I’d want to drink, and I agree because I haven’t had a drink in a while and thought it would be fun. Long story short, B and I drank and smoked a little to much and he told me that he's loved me since sophomore year of high school, and I told him that I felt the same way. I was actually crushing more on him and like him more than his best friend (whom I dated from sophomore year to the end of 2018). He said he still had those feelings... although both him and I were in relationships... we both had our own issues going on. I didn’t say anything at first, but He started with putting his head on my shoulder and I kissed the top of his head cause you know, I was drunk... but I still kind of knew what I was doing. And he wasn't as drunk as me, he was just slightly tipsy. But we were both pretty stoned, soo yeah. But all of my feelings for him came rushing back. I loved him, I knew I did. But my relationship with my current boyfriend is so great, yes we have our days, but we always end up making up and things end up fine... but I was willing to give all of that up just to be with B. That's all I wanted and I knew that would make me happier... but I was also scared too, cause I didn't want to just break up with my current boyfriend for no reason. I’m selfish and evil, I know. So, after admitting our feelings for each other, we ended up making out and getting a little touchy feely, but I pulled away cause I knew it was wrong... Both of us knew it was wrong... but at the same time, this was what we've been wanting for years and now we finally got it. We were happy. I ended up telling my boyfriend that I was going to bed, because the alcohol was making me feel like I was about to pass out. At first I thought I was going to, and B offered to buy me some pepto and water to help me feel a little better, but I fought my way through my sleepiness. So, after B admitted that he was super impressed with me not falling asleep, the both of us smoked more and went out for some Taco Bell. We got back to his house and we talked more, we flirted more, and admitted things to each other that we probably should not have... Anyway, I ended up throwing everything back up like an hour later, I still can't look or smell vodka to this day, it makes me want to throw up... But we ended up making out some more, one thing led to another, and we ended up having sex on his couch. It was great. And he even said the same thing, it was the most passionate sex he's had like ever. Which I thought was sweet, because we only stayed in one position and it lasted less than 10 min... but I was so happy, and B was happy too I knew it... We got back into his car after that and he just asked "what are we?" I didn't know what to say... I honestly wanted to say "friends with benefits for now, but it can lead to something more." Cause I knew that if I got out of my current relationship, I'd immediately start dating B... And B even told me that he'd message his girlfriend right then and there and break up with her if it meant getting with me. I should have done it ... But I told him that I didn't know, that I was split 50/50... I told him that I didn't know... I felt so horrible... But he knew I was willing to repeat that night over again, and we planned on it. He was super happy and excited. He said “when I get off work, I’ll be re-upping on smoke and drinks and i’m going to come and get you after. I will also remind you about tonight because I'm sober enough to remember everything and not forget." He wanted me, I knew it. I wanted him just as bad... So he takes me home, it's almost 3am. We sit in my driveway for a bit, just talkin like we have been the last almost 12 hours, and he asks again. "What are we?" I told him again that I didn't know, that I needed to think.... he said okay.. I told him that I cared a lot about him, and he knew I loved him. He said that if he died that night, he'd die happy knowing that the feeling was mutual... With that I gave him a big hug and told him to be safe and to let me know as soon as he made it home safely... he didn't... I woke up at 7:30am, just suddenly and out of the blue, I got a feeling in my gut that something was wrong.... but I ignored it and went back to sleep... Later that day my mom told me that he got into a car accident on his was to work... at 7:30... he was going over 100mph and he hit a curb. The crash killed him instantly... He hasn’t even been gone for long, yet if feel like it’s been an eternity, and I’m just waiting for my turn to go... I love him and I miss him every day. I feel like this part of me just died, I feel so numb. I'm at the point to where I just don't care what happens to me. I welcome pain and suffering, I welcome death. I don't feel anything at all anymore... I just want to see my best friend again, tell him that I love him and that id choose him again and again... I see him in my dreams, I catch glances of him out of the corner of my eye. I smell vodka and feel a hand rub my back whenever I'm missing him a little extra... I just want my best friend back, I'd do anything....

I cheated on my boyfriend with my, now dead, best friend

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ebjuj1

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https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjuj1/im_in_love_with_someone_i_can_never_be_with/

self.confessions

We met on Omegle, talked for hours on there, got his details and we talked ALOT, after a while he told me he loved me. It was a bit fast but I got around it and later confessed that I felt the same way, we’ve been talking online for a few years now and we both want to take it to the next stage, we live more than 5,000 miles apart and are dedicated to making this work, but I can’t help but acknowledge the fact that there are so many obstacles in the way of us. Different religions, different races, different countries very different lives overall. We’ve been talking since we were teenagers and I don’t want to spend the rest of my life with anyone other than him. The hours spent calling and chatting and the hundred of pictures we’ve exchanged over the years. When we were younger we would play games together all the time and talk about how much we wanted to meet. I’m now 19 and nobody knows about this. I don’t know how I’m gonna bring it up to my parents that I met a boy on the internet, spoke to him for years behind their backs and Im soon looking to marry him. I love him so much and can’t imagine life with anyone other than him. Advice?

Im in love with someone I can never be with.

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ebju89

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebju89/stereotypical_looking_nerdy_guys_over_18_please/

self.confessions

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebju89/stereotypical_looking_nerdy_guys_over_18_please/

Stereotypical looking nerdy guys over 18 please PM me so we can have a sexy chat and RP

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ebjsuu

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjsuu/my_password/

self.confessions

the password to my account is: password01 feel free to log in to my account and sh\*tpost

My password

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ebjrvf

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjrvf/i_seduce_men_for_fun/

self.confessions

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I "seduce" men for fun.

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ebjrfu

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjrfu/i_want_to_start_a_website_where_stereotypical/

self.confessions

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjrfu/i_want_to_start_a_website_where_stereotypical/

I want to start a website where stereotypical nerdy guys advertise themselves to find a boyfriend or girlfriend

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ebjr3d

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjr3d/i_wil_stretched_moy_ashowlee_and_den_a_shid/

self.confessions

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjr3d/i_wil_stretched_moy_ashowlee_and_den_a_shid/

i wil sTReTched moy Ashowlee and den a shid plopeed out🍑 💩😵😵

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ebjpdt

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjpdt/my_social_anxiety_is_ruining_my_life/

self.confessions

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My SOCIAL ANXIETY is ruining my life

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ebjnss

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjnss/i_love_stereotypical_nerdy_men/

self.confessions

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjnss/i_love_stereotypical_nerdy_men/

I LOVE stereotypical nerdy men

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ebjmcr

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjmcr/when_friends_ask_me_for_a_bite_of_my_food/

self.confessions

I always give them the best bite of my meal. I just want to let them know that I made or ordered the best thing you could, and I want them to think every bite is better than what ever they're eating. Not sure if this is a kind or selfish thing to do.

When friends ask me for a bite of my food..

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ebjk9t

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebjk9t/ive_been_verballyphysically_abused_by_my_mom_for/

self.confessions

She yelled at me so much and beat me that I had suicidal thoughts and I hated her so much for that. so I just stayed in bed and barely came outside my room. I even had a fantasy to murder her when I was 6 so I wouldn’t have to deal with her anymore. Thankfully, she has changed for the better for the past few months and finally started treating me like her own child.

I’ve been verbally/physically abused by my mom for a very long and it made me so scarred for life that I wouldn’t even come outside my room to even see her

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ebji9e

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebji9e/if_you_watch_anime_i_will_automatically_assume/

self.confessions

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If you watch anime I will automatically assume you are an involuntary celibate

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ebj4sz

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebj4sz/i_have_never_listened_to_the_whole_of_never_gonna/

self.confessions

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebj4sz/i_have_never_listened_to_the_whole_of_never_gonna/

I have never listened to the whole of Never Gonna Give You Up... until yesterday.

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ebj4jx

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebj4jx/i_bought_100_packs_of_feta_cheese_and_placed_the/

self.confessions

I love feta cheese because it reminds me of the pale thighs of stereotypical nerdy men. Think of the Christian communion wafers except with nerds. When I look at feta cheese I FEEL the spirit of nerds resonating within me to the point I start having a grandmal seizure, foam at the mouth and abruptly black out, only waking up to find myself lying in a pool of my own fecal matter, piss, vomit and blood. So I took it upon myself. I hopped over to my local store and bought 100 packs of feta cheese. I then carefully unpacked them at home, and organizing them into like a circle, then stacking blocks on top of each other to form a ''castle''. I then was seized by convulsions when I set eyes upon the cheese mound. I let out a wail so shrill that my neighbors audibly banged on my walls telling me to shut the fuck up and get a job. No, I wasn't having that shit. I began wailing so fucking hard I threw up, and the vomit was of the projectile kind. In a series of seemingly supernatural events, the projectile vomit seemed to follow a path 4 feet into the air and then a gentle curve right into the middle of the castle, where the vomit entered the feta cheese shrine hole. I then blacked out to find myself covered head to toe in my own shit, vomit, urine, cum and blood. My nose was bleeding so bad my teeth were stained red and my eyes developed burst blood vessels causing my eyes to turn a masculine red. Since then, I have achieved enlightenment. The nerd thigh God is real and He loves me. r/Thighsexual

I bought 100 packs of feta cheese 🧀, and placed the cheese blocks on top of each other in the shape of a castle. I then prayed to the feta cheese shrine and I've never felt so happy in my entire life.

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ebj49o

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebj49o/what_am_i/

self.confessions

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What am I?

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ebj29t

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebj29t/i_overheard_my_male_friends_sharing_fantasies/

self.confessions

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I overheard my male friends sharing fantasies about me

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ebizip

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebizip/my_depression_ruined_a_friends_life/

self.confessions

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My depression ruined a friends life

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ebisr9

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebisr9/i_feel_bad_for_saying_this_but_my_best_friend_is/

self.confessions

Annie (pseudonym) is very close to me, she tells me EVERYTHING and always go to me for advice and whatnot. I really care about her but GOD, she's just fcking hopeless when it comes to her crush. Annie is too into this guy that she's becoming borderline delusional that he's just playing hard to get (when he literally rejected her feelings *politely* TWICE). She did everything to be 'friends' with this guy. I personally know this guy (I'll call him David) because we used to work together, he's a nice and respectful guy. Annie manipulated him to talking to her almost daily, and David is just too nice to block her so they talked for almost 9 months now. I don't know how David puts up with her but she literally acts like a clingy and jealous girlfriend on text, she'll literally get upset on little things and ALWAYS guilt trip David to the point he'll genuinely feel bad and apologize. Thank god its only through text because IRL they don't interact since they both don't want to be the talk of school. I don't even know how Annie somehow manage to delude herself so much when David literally have kept his boundaries and clearly try his best to not lead her on (I know all of this because I see his texts from Annie). Here's the thing that pisses me off so bad, when Annie gets mad and upset about something David did, she goes to me for comfort and advice. Yeah I don't mind, that's what friends do, we help each other. So, I help her feel better and then give her advice, but she'll still feel miserable because of one fcking guy. I've told her many times that David doesn't like her and isn't showing interest and she needs to stop acting like a crazy girlfriend when she's not even his gf BUT ANNIE just doesn't listen and continue being miserable about how he didn't text her or how our classmate is standing next to David on a picture. HONESTLY WHAT THE FCK? I've told her many times before that she should never rely her happiness on a guy but man, she just doesn't listen and its making me ANGRY when she comes to me when she's sad. I can't show my anger to her because then she's going to be more upset and sht. And what I hate the most is that she dwells on her sadness FOR DAYS AND WEEKS, and she keeps on feeding her sadness because of this guy. She PURPOSEFULLY does this to herself. Like, she's fine for a week and then she goes "oh I'm going to be sad after this for at least a week because I've been putting off my sadness for me to enjoy my Paris trip hahaha I nearly forget to have my crying session". LIKE??? Wouldn't it be easier for you to move on and just forget about it instead of giving your energy for that? Man, I'm honestly so fcking done with her but I can't because in our circle of friends, the only one that cares about her sadness and this guy is me. Our other friends just flat out said they don't care and hate to hear about her situation with him since we are all aware of how stupid it is. I would've done the same but I care about her feelings still. But holy fck though, I don't know how much longer I can stand this. She's just being too stubborn and confusing I hope she snaps out of this soon. Also, I pray David won't get crazy, I feel bad for him sometimes, but I think I have it worse than him hahaha.

I feel bad for saying this but my best friend is a lost cause until she gets her bs together.

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ebis5s

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebis5s/im_in_love_with_my_friends_crush/

self.confessions

So, when I started my first year of middle school, I had a crush on this guy (I’ll call him Alan for simplicity). He was this really cute, tall, blond dude that mostly everyone liked because he was so outgoing and honest. And, unfortunately, I fell a bit too hard for him. No, but I literally fell so hard I hit rock bottom. It was definitely a new experience, I was so deeply infatuated with him I couldn’t think about anything else. That is, until a close friend of mine (Opal, for simplicity) confessed to me that she liked him for a while now. Okay, one friend shouldn’t be too much trouble, right? Nope. Then comes another close friend (Kennie, again for simplicity) confessing to me her crush on Alan. Ooh boy... After those two events, I decided to « delete » my humongous crush on him, because my friends were far more important to me. I subconsciously distracted myself from him by looking for other guys. One guy after another. And by the end of my second year, I had developed feelings for pretty much any man I laid my eyes upon, except for Alan of course. I had myself convinced that I didn’t like him any longer, and denied any thought my mind had that involved him. At this point, around 6 of my friends have or had a crush on the same Alan. Enters the third year, where Kennie leaves the entire country to go back home and Opal tells me that she just doesn’t like Alan anymore. I don’t know why, but I felt as if a load was taken off my shoulders when she told me that. And at one point during the start of the year, all the denied attraction towards Alan suddenly came falling down on me. At first, I felt amazingly happy when we talked or interacted. But something in my mind kept reminding me that I’m a « traitor », especially when listening to my friends talking to me about him. Each time, it feels like there’s a sharp pain my chest. Alan himself seems to be flirting with me, but I’m still not sure about anything. There are also at least two guys who I’m sure have a thing for me, and I really don’t want to break their hearts. This whole situation is just a huge cobweb that never ends. Am I selfish or traitorous for falling for my friends’s crush, knowing full well they still like him?

I’m in love with my friends’ crush

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ebih1m

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebih1m/more_coworker_frustration/

self.confessions

So today we have orentation, HR is gathering everyone's paperwork. We all recieved an email over the weekend dictating what we needed to bring (Direct deposit forms, voided checks, security licencing etc). We all got the same email at the same time, I know because everyone was CC'd in the same email. So I can prove theres no excuse for people not to have Known well in advanced. Yet for some fucking reason, I seem to be the only one who is even remotely capable of following instructions. Normally I would just let this slide, keep my head down and do my job. But the woman who is to be my manager, out of frustration, blurted out "why is it that only the white people can follow instructions, are the rest of you stupid?" And then goes on this sphiel about how only white people are worth a damn. Ironic thing, she's black. I'm the only white guy in this room, and now I'm an even bigger asshole because of this crazy bitch... I was the only one who paid attention and got my F-02, I was the only one who paid attention and got a CPR licence, now I'm the only one who paid attention and got a schedule today. I followed instructions because I'm competent, not because I'm white. Can someone please explain to me what the hell the color of my skin has to do with it?

More coworker frustration.

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ebieqq

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebieqq/i_giggle_when/

self.confessions

This person makes me giggle and doesn't know it. When they make fun of me. It makes me smile. Its weird.

I giggle when...

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ebicx9

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebicx9/whenever_i_cant_get_an_erection_whats_my_gf_i/

self.confessions

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Whenever I can't get an erection what's my GF I usually go drop a deuce shower and the problem is gone.

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ebia0y

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebia0y/i_made_a_promise_to_myself_to_end_my_life_once/

self.confessions

And I have a feeling this is at most 2 months in the future. As the title says, I made a promise to myself to end it when the last few good things in my life end. I still have one close friend but we are drifting apart, and she's the last one. I don't feel I can talk to anyone, even her anymore about anything personal because noone cares. My professional life is a mess and I feel I am likely to get fired due to not having the necessary paperwork done for my new job in a sensible time frame due to factors out of my control. These are the only things holding back now, and I know I don't want to build up myself from nothing again. And I know I don't want to fail again.

I made a promise to myself to end my life once the things I enjoy end

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ebi5xz

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebi5xz/i_am_considering_paying_someone_to_take_my_chem/

self.confessions

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I am considering paying someone to take my chem final.

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ebi4dr

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebi4dr/i_use_to_cut_my_face/

self.confessions

I use to cut my face in middle school because I wanted to look like Naruto.

I use to cut my face

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ebi48p

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebi48p/i_had_the_best_sex_of_my_life_last_night/

self.confessions

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I had the best sex of my life last night.

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ebhx4k

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebhx4k/making_someone_suicidal/

self.confessions

[removed]

Making someone suicidal

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ebhtgn

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebhtgn/i_just_learned_that_superjail_is_going_to_get_a/

self.confessions

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebhtgn/i_just_learned_that_superjail_is_going_to_get_a/

I just learned that Superjail is going to get a new episode on December 22nd and I almost blew a load with how excited I am to see my sexy nerd husbando the Warden return

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ebhfzk

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebhfzk/i_made_excuses_not_to_see_my_old_friend_with/

self.confessions

[deleted]

I made excuses not to see my old friend with benefits after moving back home, because I was trying to focus on a real relationship. He died 2 weeks later.

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ebheii

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebheii/i_want_to_die_from_autoerotic_nerd_thigh/

self.confessions

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebheii/i_want_to_die_from_autoerotic_nerd_thigh/

I want to die from auto-erotic nerd thigh asphyxiation

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ebh8cr

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebh8cr/im_not_the_grammar_police_by_any_means_however/

self.confessions

[deleted]

I'm not the grammar police by any means however...

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ebgxjd

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebgxjd/things_i_worried_about_as_a_child_vs_now_edited/

self.confessions

[deleted]

things i worried about as a child vs now *edited repost*

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ebgth2

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebgth2/tearing_paper_is_a_stress_buster/

self.confessions

Trivial, but still I find tearing paper to be EXTREMELY satisfying Especially those shiny papers you find in magazines And newspapers too It's incredible Although everytime I do it I'm scared that the people around me will think that I am a disturbed maniac in need of help/ possessed and in need of an exorcist

Tearing paper is a stress buster

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ebgtdj

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebgtdj/when_i_was_8/

self.confessions

I was taken into a park toilet by a man claiming he'd lost his puppy. I've never told anyone till now. Lizzie 17 X

When I was 8

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ebgq3k

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebgq3k/i_16m_have_a_preference_to_slightly_older_girls/

self.confessions

[removed]

I [16M] have a preference to slightly older girls or way older

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ebgpiy

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebgpiy/ayyy_congrastuslationzzzzzz/

self.confessions

*aYYYYCy COngraRTURAlTIONZzz to myY epIC sHjit buTThowle 🎉* # i hadd sgjijt mySELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111😂😂😂 i did sum epic shiting and thjen i didt wiep😎😎 😎😎 😎 ​ >i was super sadd😭😭 causee tere was teh bigg con stabpiton >!but thejn i took a shi!< ​ ***AYYY YCONjejTGATUOLATIONS TOOO MYEEE EPISIE BTTEHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111😂😂😂😂😎 😎 😎 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉*** ***anmd i wont wiepeng*** ​ # SUPETR cuMM eposi

aYYY conGRASTUSLATIONZZZZZZ!!!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🥳🥳🥳🥳

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ebgoe9

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebgoe9/i_am_an_atheist_and_my_parents_dont_know/

self.confessions

so welcome. I am a Hindu born and my family is hella religious and stuff. My grandmom is very religious. I mean she says her prayers after waking up and before going to sleep. When i was a child, she used to teach me all the prayers and mantras as well and told me to sing it. Me as a child beleived everything my parents said and also believed that there exist a superpower which holds all of us. Well I got older, i started to realize things. I realized that my prayers were of no good. No good things were happening to me, actually the opposite was happening. I started to trust science more because it had proofs and religion didn't. All of the hindu god's stories kind of became boring for me. I later realized that I am an athiest. Both of my parents dont know about i yet. I have told my friends about my views but i dont have the confidence to tell my parents. Also being an athiest in India is hella scary. You'll never know when people will start to consider you as some sort of "shaitan"(demon) and we will also call you anti-nationalist See, i dont hate people who believe god is real, because thats how they were brought up. But for me, i believe there is no god and everything exists, because Science. Also the subjects i am currently studying is Science. Thanks for reading till the end i appreciate that a stranger is willing to read a stranger's confession.

I am an atheist and my parents dont know

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ebgn63

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebgn63/im_nearly_19_and_i_still_cant_sleep_without_the/

self.confessions

It’s something about back ground noise I just can’t sleep without it, I suffer bad with sleep paralysis and night terrors and I find it easier to fall asleep and have less problems with the tv on in the back ground. It also helps me feel a lot more comfortable going to the toilet during the night.

I’m nearly 19 and I still can’t sleep without the tv on.

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ebgeg2

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebgeg2/had_my_first_breakdown_in_a_long_time_today/

self.confessions

Since I broke up with my first girlfriend a long time ago, I've been building myself up and strong and for the first time in years I've finally made friends and actually considered them family. A few days ago, I'd had to make a decision: in helping my female friends make a case against my fruends or in basically throwing my male friends under the bus. (a GC was made with our whole male classmates in there, and the conversation went to sexualizing my female friends, my teachers, and even rape jokes against our principal) and I chose the latter. All those guys hate me now, and I don't really know what to do. They consider me as a plastic, backstabbing person. I wanted to change my life, but I guess it all comes back to me. I'm back to square one in making building up my life again.

Had my first breakdown in a long time today.

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ebg88a

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebg88a/i_loved_my_bestfriend_instead_of_my_gf/

self.confessions

I've never posted on reddit before, but I figured I'd give it a try and release some guilt while I'm at it... Anyway, I had met this girl at the very beginning of this previous summer. She is really pretty, she has alot in common with me, and she is over all an amazing person, hence why we were bestfriends. We dont talk anymore, but that's a different story. Anyway, she was an awesome bestfriend. In fact, later that summer, she introduced me and this other stunningly gorgeous girl that I "loved" almost instantly. She was gorgeous, she was caring and nice (at least she seemed) and over all just an awesome-seeming person. So we talked for a bit, then I asked her out... our relationship wasn't the best though. It only lasted a month. The whole relationship was spent with constant arguments and us resenting eachother more and more. Through the ups and downs though, my bestfriend was with me. We still talked every day and she still co existed in my life while I was in a relationship. I'd always had feelings for my best friend, but I never realized how significant the feelings were until I was in a relationship with another girl but still catching myself falling for my bestfriend. I never admitted it to my bestfriend or my girlfriend at the time but my girlfriend always suspected that I cheated on her with my bestfriend...(which never happened). I no longer associate or speak with these people, but yeah... that's the confession, thanks to all who bothered to read this.

I loved my bestfriend instead of my gf...

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ebg4v4

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebg4v4/ive_payed_a_lot_for_a_christmas_present_after_i/

self.confessions

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I’ve payed a lot for a Christmas present after I had spent an entire day looking for a nice thing and the person didn’t like it

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ebfxx6

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfxx6/im_a_virgin_but_i_dont_want_to_be_nsfw_lol/

self.confessions

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im a virgin but i dont want to be (nsfw lol)

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ebfx7y

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfx7y/every_day_i_yell_racial_slurs_out_of_my_apartment/

self.confessions

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfx7y/every_day_i_yell_racial_slurs_out_of_my_apartment/

Every day I yell racial slurs out of my apartment window because it is my right as an American to do so

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ebftpi

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebftpi/i_just_want_to_weep_over_the_beautiful_moments_of/

self.confessions

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebftpi/i_just_want_to_weep_over_the_beautiful_moments_of/

I just want to weep over the beautiful moments of my past that I did not pay enough attention to and the horrendous ones that I have paid too much attention to.

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ebfrov

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfrov/bullying_is_not_as_bad_as_alarmists_make_it_seem/

self.confessions

[removed]

Bullying is not as bad as alarmists make it seem, it's actually a normal and healthy part of the growing experience

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ebfrb0

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfrb0/ive_been_absolutely_addicted_to_soda_for_the_past/

self.confessions

I've spent an absurd amount of money on soda and it gets stupid, sometimes I have to buy lunch away but I can't cause I spend the money I was supposed to spend on my lunch on Coca Cola, any advice?

I've been absolutely addicted to soda for the past 4 years or so and I don't know what to do anymore.

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ebfo37

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfo37/i_genuinely_dislike_people_as_well_as_my_own/

self.confessions

Ok so im a mix between intro and extrovert. I still love my family just i cant be near real people gor long peiroids of time. I can have sleep overs at other peoples houses just not my own. I dislike my parents because they never stop fighting. I dislike my brother because he is a dick. I dislike my sister any youngest brother because there annoying. I dslile my friends because they are weird and rude. I still love my friends and family. Just i wish someone could relate to me thats all

I genuinely dislike people as well as my own family

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ebfkxx

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfkxx/i_fed_my_whole_school_laxatives/

self.confessions

[deleted]

I fed my whole school laxatives

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ebfkcp

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfkcp/suicidal_as_fuck_cant_sleep_alone/

self.confessions

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Suicidal as fuck. Cant sleep alone.

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ebfj7b

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfj7b/i_might_loose_one_of_my_best_friends/

self.confessions

[deleted]

I might loose one of my best friends

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ebfbic

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfbic/i_am_embarrassed_of_my_parents/

self.confessions

I grew up poor white trash. I believe that my mother wasn't always white trash but she learned from my father. Firstly, she was way out of his league but after much persistence, she gave in. They did not work out as a couple and broke up but my mother found out she was pregnant with me. My grandparents hated my father and refused to allow him to share the nice trailer (on their land) and car they bought for her. My mother gave it all up to go live in a drafty deer camp without running water or a bathroom with her now husband. My father built onto the shack over time and made it into a "good enough" home until my mother found a snake skin in our closet with our toys. After the snake skin discovery, my family (mom, dad, me, and brother) moved in with my father's mother. She was a filthy lady in the aspect of an unclean home. My father treated her horribly and taught us to do the same among other awful habits like slamming the door in Jehovah Witness faces, calling each other "nigger", and being down right rude to wait staff. I can't remember how long we lived with my grandmother but we eventually got our own used trailer and moved onto her land. My father cleaned out his father's shop and made it into a motorcycle repair shop. At the time, all of us were very happy because we had an actual home! My brother and I had our own rooms. It was great. A lot of my childhood was spent riding dirt bikes and going swimming at our previous home, the deer camp on the river. Now, let's get to the embarrassing stuff.... My father was a dirty man. He was always greasy and did not take showers as much as he should have as you could see his brown stained side of the bed. He was one to have porno mags and film around the house. He had super scummy, trashy friends - the kind you see in movies. He was a drunk that cheated on my mother a lot. He even choked her once before a funeral because one of our dogs pooped on the floor. He was known to be an awful man to work with, because of his attitude, if you needed your motorcycle fixed. Even kids at school heard about him. There's the added fact that my father never wanted children and had no tolerance for my brother and me. My mother used to be a very overweight woman with no style. She's since had the gastric sleeve surgery. She's had the same haircut as long as I can remember - the feathered, thick 70's bangs. I've seen her take a wash rag and scrape off the scum from her front teeth instead of brushing them on several occasions. I've seen her go days without taking a bath. She smelled like bread all of the time. Watching her eat so unhealthily made my skin crawl. When she divorced my father, she married a man that looked like he came straight out of prison. He had long, stringy, gray hair and a limp. He was horribly unattractive and wore sweat pants all of the time. Oh..and he hated kids. Neat. There used to be an lady that came to our house that I was told was my mom's friend. Little did I know, the lady was involved in threesomes with my mother and her husband - while my brother and I were there! My mom also went swinging with him on a long weekend getaway. Once, a friend from school found naked pictures of my mother on our computer and told everyone..!! What's disgusting is that my mother introduced her "friend" to my father and they started a relationship! \*vomit\* Both of my parents have horrible tempers and manners so you can only imagine the embarrassment I endured in public if things didn't go their way. I did my best to stay away from home as much as possible. My best friend's house was infested with roaches and they had too many cats. I still preferred to go over there than stay home. If I went to stay with a friend, I always tried to go home with them after school and have them bring me home because my dad had this brown pedophile looking van. I didn't want anyone to see it or be around my unpredictable parents. Not many people wanted to come out to my house anyway because it was far from town and we didn't have any satellite or cable. As an adult, I managed to evade marriage and children. I earned two college degrees. I have a corporate medical billing job, a nice car, and a large home in an upscale neighborhood with my boyfriend that makes 6 figures. In Mississippi, that's a lot. I haven't spoken to either of my parents in years. My father - because he obviously didn't give two shits about me. He never called me to check in. He never sent presents or cards. He never did anything but complain about paying child support when I was a kid. He isn't worthy of my time. He still lives in that trailer. I haven't spoken to my mother due to her many bad life and family choices. She's been married 4 times, she's embarrassed herself by holding grudges against family members that are successful in life (including me), she gossips non stop, she's tried to sell my brother and I on the "father figure" bit with every husband, and she is toxic when it comes to being my mother. She constantly tried to make me feel ashamed of success. She had always gotten off on controlling me. She constantly nit picked every thing I was doing "wrong". The last words that she spoke to me were "FUCK YOU!" after I confronted her about her husband making inappropriate comments to a 13 year old girl. My brother is 36 years old and still doesn't have his life together. He lives off other people (mostly my mother). People stick their necks out for him and he ruins job opportunities. Along with my mother, they use the phrase "must be nice" to anything positive in my life. I can't get excited about anything and share it with them. My brother and I stopped speaking when he asked me for $50 after I'd been feeding him supper for 2 weeks straight. At the time, I was dating a man with 4 children. Those kids came as a package deal so all of my money went towards their happiness. I do not regret my decision not giving him money because I do not want to enable an adult. The holidays are rough for me because I don't have a family to spend time with. I think my mother, father, and brother are all trash and they embarrass me. They are toxic scum as far as I am concerned.

I am embarrassed of my parents...

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ebfazh

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebfazh/i_firmly_believe_that_dennys_drugs_food_to_make/

self.confessions

A 17 year old boy was found strangled in his car after he was last seen at a Denny's with three stereotypical looking nerds (all guys). This happened in early 2014 in February. The bruise marks on his neck suggested he was strangled between a set of thighs. Nobody could find the reason why those nerds did what they did. I believe Denny's drugs the food with a special hormone that makes nerds feisty and aggressive and they were directly responsible for this fatal nerd attack.

I firmly believe that Denny's drugs food to make nerds aggressive

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ebf7ct

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebf7ct/tomyboy_or_what/

self.confessions

I'm new to reddit. I've been worried about my 5 year old. Well not sure if this is even a confession. Like I said I'm new. So bare with me. I have identical twin girls. Well one is super girly in every way you can imagine. While the other more tom boyish. Now she has a person in the family who is transgender. Well anyways I dont agree with all of that until a child is out of the house and can make their own decisions etc. Anyways. Should I be worried about her if she says she likes boy things and boy toys as she says?? And she wants to be a police man when she grows up. I tell her you know you can be a police woman. She says no a policeman. I'm not sure if she is confused because of the transgender relative. Or if she thinks girls cant do the same things as boys. Cause I've told her girls can do anything. Or if this is a faze. I have another kid who is older. And her and her twin sister always say "insertname" is a boy because she likes boy toys etc. I try to tell them no shes a girl and girls can play with cars and like blue and not be girly. So I'm confused am I doing the right thing? Anyone going through something similar or have they gone through this?? I'm also not against anyone who is LGBTQ i just dont want to push that on to my 5 year old who barely even knows about herself let alone sex ed lol. Hope I dont sound hateful on my post. Just a confused mother here. Please no bashing. Thank you feedback.

Tomyboy or what??

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ebf5eo

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebf5eo/pewdieepie_touchejed_my_dooodlle/

self.confessions

sutpid pewdiPIe i hjope tSeris wins!!!😤😤

pewDieepie touchejed my dooodlle 😈✋🍆😢💦💦

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ebf4l6

2qq6g

confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebf4l6/finally/

self.confessions

I'm a married man, and finally fulfilled a fantasy. I sucked my first dick.

Finally

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ebeuus

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebeuus/i_have_something_to_to_say/

self.confessions

So my name is Jonathan and I'm 16 year old as a little kid for the aged for 5 to 11 I was bash by my day everyday I live in hell on top of that I had no friend and get bully by my hole school and teacher just because I was a lot slower then over kids and when I say that I I'm saying I never knew how to read up to the age if 15 this would go on for a long time I have moved 5 school because of bully as a little kid. On top of that my dad when to jail no I will not tell you his name my past have fuck me up enough. Anyway my dad would cheat on my mum many time this would go on for 6 years on time of that he rapped a little girl in a different countries. What was very shit and bad thanks god that was not me. He got away with all this and is going to be coming out in 2 years that was just my back story now I'm in high school it is going at the start of high school I got around I the wrong group which I bully people what I feel so bad for after all this was the time when I was still trying to get over my dad. This would go on for 2 yards then I got with some over group and they were nice and that but I meet this person we call bob so bob was ok at the start little did I know this will make me want to kill myself so basic we had a friends ship and we would bully people that bully if e people but as we keep doing this a lot more people did want to know me after that would would start to get bully with words and bush. On top on this I was dating a girl what later found out she was dating me for a joke what was painful after this all blow over I stop hanging with him and it was cool but the thing I did people would not forget now I'm 16 going to be 17 Bec years in year 11 and I'm too dumb for this it make it harder when no one they for you I have grow lot of angry to my family and lot of people to the point I will sometime hit then well want I say here was just being get shit of my cheat I don want anyone to feel bad for me for most of this I was just defeated myself so I never this is just for fun it was always a good reason but I need to to get this off my cheat so read or not it just something personal for me

I have something to to say

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ebeof8

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebeof8/i_dont_care_what_you_nlggers_say_i_love_her_and/

self.confessions

[removed]

I Don’t Care What You NlGGERS Say. I Love Her and None of You Cuckbutts Can Stop Us!

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ebenek

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebenek/devoured_a_sheeps_carcass_at_the_side_of_the_road/

self.confessions

Was driving in the countryside yesterday. Saw something at the side of the road and as I slowed down to look realised it was a dead sheep. I guessed it must have escaped from a farm and gotten knocked down. There were flies buzzing round so it wasn’t that fresh. I still don’t know why I did it, but I went to the trunk of my car, got my Stanley knife out of my toolkit and cut open the sheep’s stomach. I then buried my head in the carcass and started feasting. It was the most alive I’ve ever felt. Tearing at the rotting flesh, guzzling down the bile from its stomach. Anyone else done something like this before?

Devoured a sheep’s carcass at the side of the road.

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ebei69

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebei69/i_am_confusion/

self.confessions

[deleted]

I am confusion

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ebeepy

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebeepy/deper_and_deeaper_i_thrust_my_cokck_down_your/

self.confessions

sexy amitriet5??????????????

deper and deeaper i thrust my Cokck 🍆🍆🍆😩🍆down yoUr throat and i Apoach teh⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰ monmest thajt i SHALL CUM!!!!!!!!!! den i cum in ur thooaght 🍆💦💦💦💦💦and u swellow it😩😩😊

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ebecb0

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebecb0/the_radical_left_encourages_abortion_drug_abuse/

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The Radical Left encourages Abortion, Drug abuse and homosexuality.

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ebe8pf

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebe8pf/we_live_in_a_societyof_cucks/

self.confessions

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We Live in a society-of CUCKS!!

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ebdy87

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebdy87/i_think_im_allergic_to_pistachios/

self.confessions

They make me feel nauseous every time I eat them.

I think I'm allergic to pistachios

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ebdxpi

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebdxpi/my_girlfriend_likes_cocaine_shes_about_all_i_can/

self.confessions

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My girlfriend likes cocaine she’s about all I can handle. I’m afraid she might get out a night stick and hurt me real bad by the roadside in a ditch.

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ebduup

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebduup/you_aint_down/

self.confessions

I talk to myself in a whispered voice. But still successful.

You ain't down

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ebdufz

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebdufz/i_lied_to_my_ex_so_i_could_sleep_with_them/

self.confessions

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I lied to my ex so I could sleep with them.

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ebdq2u

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebdq2u/lie_to_my_ex_so_i_could_sleep_with_them/

self.confessions

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Lie to my ex so I could sleep with them.

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ebdeqr

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebdeqr/i_fucked_this_dude_in_his_ass_this_evening_and/

self.confessions

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I fucked this dude in his ass this evening and when I pulled out he splattered diarrhea all over me.

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ebczr4

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebczr4/considering_divorce_want_longterm_fwb/

self.confessions

I love the man I married, but I feel like I don't know my husband anymore. I have no real negative feelings toward him, the problem is I barely have any feelings at all. We haven't had sex in over a year and during that time have only "fooled around" three times. We don't have a physical relationship at all anymore, no cuddling or kissing, etc. He used to be very sex-driven but I went thru a period of serious depression and it killed things a bit. Then he had a short-lived porn addiction and when I confronted him and told him I wasn't comfortable with him watching it on his phone at all hours (sometimes while our kids played nearby) he eventually quit, but along with it went his sex drive. He also doesn't pay any attention to me anymore. He works and comes home to stare at video games of some sort until he falls asleep. I've tried talking to him, I've tried giving him space, I've tried flirting, even tried couples counseling (which he no longer wants to do) I want to make things work but he seems completely content how he is, even though it's destroying me. A close (male) family friend has been staying with us recently and the attention he gives me has made me realize just how much was lacking in my marriage. I don't mean anything sexual - when I talk he listens, he helps with dinner, he helps the kids with projects, he spends time with us, we have conversations that aren't one-sided... I see now that I deserve a relationship more like this, but I don't want him to be blamed for the collapse of my marriage. He has done nothing wrong, there has been no sex or anything (although I have considered pursuing it, I just can't let myself). I want to leave my husband and have him move in with me as a roommate, still maintaining the relationship we have. I'm not opposed to having a FWB thing with him, but I'm not sure an actual dating relationship is something I want at all at this point. It's a complicated situation and I know no one will believe the truth about how things are and assume the worst. But all I want for Christmas is to tell my husband I deserve better and if he can't give it to me, I'll find someone who will.

Considering divorce, want long-term FWB relationship with male bff instead

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ebcqqk

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebcqqk/at_all_times_i_carry_a_page_i_tore_from_a_journal/

self.confessions

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At all times I carry a page I tore from a journal of mine.

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ebchuj

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebchuj/shjit_slieds_oout_of_my_pooop_howle/

self.confessions

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebchuj/shjit_slieds_oout_of_my_pooop_howle/

shjit slieds oout of my pooop howle😵😵😭☝️👌🍆💦😫😫😂

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ebchfw

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebchfw/decompress/

self.confessions

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Decompress

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ebcekm

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebcekm/im_leaving_my_boyfriend_if_4_12_years_and_im/

self.confessions

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I’m leaving my boyfriend if 4 1/2 years and I’m crushed

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ebcbsp

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebcbsp/i_wanted_to_punch_the_walmart_lady/

self.confessions

I was at Walmart as it was closing. A poor girl that obviously had stage fright announced in stutters that the store was closing in 5 minutes so to finalize our selections. Not even half a minute later another lady gets on the intercom and makes a 1 minute long announcement in a bubbly voice that the store was closing and to finalize our choices and that as always it’s a privilege yada yada store hours are yada yada have an excellent night more yada yadas. Wanted to find her (the second girl) and tell her she was an asshole while punching that undeniable smirk off her face. Edit: clarification

I wanted to punch the Walmart lady

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ebc8uq

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebc8uq/discovering_my_sluttiness/

self.confessions

So im 22 and i have a serious bf whom i live with, Ive only had sx with one other guy before we were dating, we have a decent sex life but it kinda boring and he doesnt wanna do anything different. So last month i kinda fucked a guy during a play i was in on a whim, it was hot and then at the after party i ally fucked him. Well that seems to set off something in my system since in the last month i have fucked two other guys and had threesome with my coworker and her fiancé. I havent had sex like that ever in my life. Now obviously i feel awful for cheating, but at the same time i also kinda dont regret it because it felt amazing and freeing. Now i do truly love my bf and we have a great relationship outside the boring sex life, but i dont feel like i can stop fucking around on him. Whats a girl to do?

discovering my sluttiness.

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ebc33d

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebc33d/i_drunkenly_had_sex_with_my_girlfriend_while_she/

self.confessions

We had gone to a bar together, we got really drunk and had a great time. We went home and she was being super flirty and we had sex then, but we were already trashed by then. In the middle of the night, I was pretty drunk, I started to cuddle up to her really close and I hold her hand really close to her pussy (she wasn’t wearing panties) and then I started massaging her hand until eventually she started doing stuff to her pussy. I thought to myself “hey, well let this going” and I got close and started putting myself in her slowly. This lasted about 20 seconds and she got up all confused, I then realize that she wasn’t really conscious, now she says I’m violating her... we were both not in the right mind, I apologized and told her if I was fully sober I would of thought about this twice and it hadn’t happened, she just didn’t fully realize what she was doing. Disclaimer: in the past, it has happened where she is asleep and I start touching her boobs or something, nothing passed that but we had a big problem about it and I told her it will never happen again. She now states that she doesn’t know if she can trust me because I’ve done it before. I try to explain that we were both drunk and not in the right mind, that is a completely different situation. Was it a mistake doing that? Yes, but and entirely different situation. I tried to explain myself but she just feels very insecure about it, and doesn’t feel very safe around me... I’m writting this literally about an hour after it happened, I can’t sleep and feel like I need some honest feedback

I drunkenly had sex with my girlfriend while she was half asleep

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ebc27b

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebc27b/i_39m_ended_a_tworelationship_with_a_woman_my_age/

self.confessions

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I [39M] ended a two-relationship with a woman my age in order to date a gorgeous [18F]college girl and I haven’t looked back

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ebc0pt

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebc0pt/i_touched_my_mother/

self.confessions

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I touched my mother

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ebbyrl

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebbyrl/reddit_is_full_of_nlggers/

self.confessions

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Reddit Is Full of NlGGERS!!

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ebbsxv

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebbsxv/i_constantly_think_about_suicide/

self.confessions

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I constantly think about suicide

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ebbrrm

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebbrrm/im_jealous_about_something_my_girlfriend_did/

self.confessions

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I'm Jealous About Something My Girlfriend Did Before We Were Even Dating and I Cant Get Over It

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ebbq8n

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebbq8n/my_gilf_fetish/

self.confessions

I’ve been working with a lot of older woman who treat me very kindly, some of them are very attractive still and single, they love giving me hugs. I’m thinking about quitting the job soon but I want to fuck one of them

My gilf fetish

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ebbnn4

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebbnn4/24yo_hetero_male_i_finally_confess_today_that_im/

self.confessions

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24yo hetero male. I finally confess today that I’m a Taylor Swift fan, not just that some of her songs are “ok”. That is all.

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ebbmwc

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebbmwc/i_have_trichotillomania/

self.confessions

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I have Trichotillomania

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ebblsq

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebblsq/i_need_advice_on_my_ed_problems/

self.confessions

I’m 19M and have pretty much had issues ever since I lost my virginity 3 years ago. Back then I couldn’t stay hard. Now I have the problem where I lose my erection after about 10 minutes. Hmm may not be a huge deal for most but here’s my problem. I can’t ejaculate during sex. The only way I ever finishing is pulling out and masturbating until I finish. Has anyone had this problem? If so how do you fix it? I’ve heard this may be because I masturbate frequently. Thanks for your help!!!

I need advice on my ED problems

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ebbino

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebbino/my_friends_helped_me_get_revenge_on_my_ex/

self.confessions

I dumped my ex after finding out she cheated on me. Since then she developed a meth addiction and started selling herself for drug money. She ended up losing weight from the drugs and decided to pursue a side hustle as an Instagram model, which surprisingly took off quickly. She managed to get over 15,000 followers and was doing very well, but I guess the success (if you could even call it that) started getting to her head and inflated her ego. She started posting very suggestive and borderline pornographic photos which nearly quadrupled the amount of followers. So me and the boys got together and used our accounts to report all of the individual suggestive photos at once. The next day her account got deleted and she lost her shit! She posted a video on her Snapchat story of her balling her eyes out and saying that whoever did this ruined her "career" 😂😂

My friends helped me get revenge on my ex

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ebb4iu

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebb4iu/i_am_getting_stupid_bans_all_the_time/

self.confessions

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I am getting stupid bans all the time.

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ebb2dw

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebb2dw/i_hate_my_father_i_hope_he_never_finds_me/

self.confessions

Just gonna get this out of the way, I'm a shitty person, I know, but I have to get this off my chest. I'm on mobile so sorry for the formar. I used to beat the shit out of my father, and I enjoyed it, every second. I left him alone to care for his land on his own, and I dont feel bad. I hope he realizes one day that I was the one that was right and he wasnt. When I was young, my father would do cocaine and beat me, this started around 5 years old. He let my babysitter touch me, and he gave me opioids in place of tylenol for pretty much any problem or pain I was having, forming a nasty drug habit that took me 8 years to kick..he made it seem like everyone used pills this way, and as a 6th grader I liked the way they made me feel.. He used to make me kill the stray dogs or any dog that got sick, cats too, the strays would kill the chickens he said. The last straw was when he forced me to kill my dogs, they had nothing wrong with them, they weren't sick, I hadn't asked if I could get them, so they needed to die by my hand..so I did it.. When my grandmother died, he started doing cocaine again, this was two and a half years ago, he tried to beat me again. I tried to kill him, I choked him until he passed out, he lay on the ground, on his back. I stood on his chest. I felt, life in prison? Free from him. I did it in self defense? Free from him. My brother pushed me off of him, about five minutes later he woke up, saying I tried to kill him, of course i did. He pulled a knife, I just stood up and walked inside, I wasnt free, it would be more free labor in the 4.5 acre garden on top of working night shift and giving him my entire check. I wasn't free. About 3 days later, I left in the middle of the night on pay day and rented the cheapest apartment in town, I knew I was free from him, but i didnt feel like it, even now two years later I dont feel free, I wish I had killed him, he would be easier to kill than any dog, when you're about to kill a dog, you see so much more than fear in their eyes, you see fear, you see question, you see happiness, happy that atleast they are with you...and so much more.... but humans, my father, he only had hatred and fear. I wish I had done it. I miss my dogs so much.. I've seen him driving around my area recently, my friends from high school say he is looking for me. he wants me to come back, and I'm so afraid..

I hate my father, I hope he never finds me.

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ebay54

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebay54/ive_wanted_to_fuck_my_best_friends_dad_for_years/

self.confessions

i’ve known my friend all my life and i realized i was gay when i was 11. i have so many dreams of him fucking me. he’s such an attractive man. but he’s straight. i have SO many vivid dreams of him.

i’ve wanted to fuck my best friend’s dad for years

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ebax2s

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebax2s/whenever_it_comes_to_political_stuff_im_super/

self.confessions

Yep, I'm not that invested in politics so I rarely understand all the stuff people talk about, plus I'm not american so I'm always out of the loop. Months ago when the jeffrey epstein meme about him not killing himself appeared for the first time in my feed all I could think was good for him, I'm glad he was able to fight his inner demons. It was later until I realized, oh, this is not wholesome, a man got murdered and here I am being happy for him thinking he is still alive.

Whenever it comes to political stuff im super dumb so when the epstein meme showed up I thought it was a wholesome meme

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ebasro

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebasro/i_slept_with_a_45_year_old_when_i_was_18/

self.confessions

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I slept with a 45 year old when I was 18

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ebapmf

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confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebapmf/am_i_a_bad_partner_i_feel_horrible/

self.confessions

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am i a bad partner?? i feel horrible